THE GOLUBRIAD But presently a loud and furious hiss Caused me to stop, and to exclaim—what's this ? When, lo ! upon the threshold met my view, With head erect, and eyes of fiery hue, A viper, long as Count de Grasse's queue. Forth from his head his forked tongue he throws, Darting it full against a kitten's nose ; Who having never seen in field or house The like, sat still and silent, as a mouse : Only, projecting with attention due 10 Her whisker'd face, she ask'd him—who are you ? On to the hall went I, with pace not slow, But swift as lightning, for a long Dutch hoe ; With which well arm'd I hasten'd to the spot To find the viper. But I found him not, And, turning up the leaves and shrubs around. Found only, that he was not to be found. But still the kittens, sitting as before, Sat watching close the bottom of the door. I hope—said I—the villain I would kill 20 Has slipt between the door and the door's sill ; And if I make despatch, and follow hard, No doubt but I shall find him in the yard :— For long ere now it should have been rehears'd 'Twas in the garden that I found him first. E'en there I found him ; there the full-grown cat His head with velvet paw did gently pat, As curious as the kittens erst had been To learn what this phenomenon might mean. Fill'd with heroic ardour at the sight, 30 And fearing every moment he would bite, And rob our household of our only cat That was of age to combat with a rat, With out-stretch'd hoe I slew him at the door, And taught him NEVER TO GOME THERE NO MORE. WILLIAM COWPER