Hello, hello again, all you wonderful people!
Hey, are you ready for some more Super Dragon Fun?
Alright, alright, since you're all ready steady and ready to go,
let me tell you something, two of the most delicious-eating candy bars in the whole wide world
are going to bring you more super service, and right now!
Snickers, that candy bar with farts and giggles in every bite!
Three Musketeers, the biggest nickels worth of chocolate-covered candy in America!
Now remember, Snickers, three Musketeers, and say, rather than make the choice,
eat them both, oh boy!
But right now, all set to set at the Super Circus Arena is our ringmaster,
Mr. Claude Kirchner, who's all ready to blow the whistle that will start the Super Circus show,
so come on guys, let's get going!
Ladies and gentlemen, and children everywhere, welcome once again to your Super Circus,
with more laughs, thrills, and chills for your television entertainment.
Now we're off once again, here are the anthropoid antics of a wonderful, wonderful monkey,
planned, presented, and perfected by Tony the Bon Jovi Kid.
Here he comes!
Well, there are all kinds of ways for a monkey to get around.
How'd you like to have Tony as a skate park?
You'd certainly be the duck of the neighborhood, hey, watch this, money!
Well, now we get a little skate.
A little applause, that's right.
As a matter of fact, it's a good time to be walking around the Sawdust Circles Airport, huh?
What do you think, Tony?
Sure.
Have a smoke, Tony.
I think this is the Stingford Ranch.
I guess not.
There, take a little bath, huh?
Talk about a monkey being almost human, he enjoys everything really, don't he?
Now, let's see what we've got planned here, huh?
The breeze is warming up, now, somersaults for the folks.
Once again, Tony.
We never have to worry about Tony's applause, he gets himself a home applause.
Well, he has another means of transportation now, a tricycle.
There he goes, down the Titanic Sea.
Well, he's going around anyway.
I understand that Tony's striving for a motorcycle.
Well, you know, kids, every cowboy has to have a horse.
Every cowboy has to have a horse.
If you haven't noticed, Tony's a cowboy.
He's got a caviar, not a fuckin' bronco.
After all, if you were born a half year ago, you would want to get on one of those steam scooters.
Anyway, this is a lot more pleasant.
Now Tony's gonna go across on the tumble.
That's a real trick of tricks.
Isn't it great?
Tony, don't fall off there, young fella.
He's so happy he gets to the other platform, he can hardly contain himself.
Another trip.
I think he might be overdoing this.
Stretching our luck.
That's good news.
Well, it's bow down.
Aha, let's have some of that good old monkey food.
We gotta have a napkin.
Tony, we gotta take a drink every now and then, you know.
That's right.
You know what Cliffy always says?
Rather than take a charge, do them both.
And I'll have you know, he brings out his flicks.
A flick.
No leftovers when Tony the Bonzo, the kid,
really wades into that trickery.
Well, boys and girls, you know every bona fide cowboy
either sings or plays a string instrument of some kind,
and Tony, of course, is no exception.
Here's a merry tune on the fiddle, played by the Bonzo kids.
Well, there you have Tony the Bonzo kid, boys and girls,
bouncing around ring number one and playing a fiddle.
Real, real pretty, too.
He just goes to show you what a chimp can do
and call him on to perform for entertainment and pleasure
on Super Circus today.
Well, that's enough for the monkey business.
Now let's turn to some clown business.
Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen,
it's time for Snickers.
And here are our wonderfully internationally famous clowns
Cliffy, Scampy, and Nicky,
with our sweetheart Mary Hartline in a little trailer
entitled Life-Chasing Snickers from a Baby.
Wow!
Mama, I'm a little cute.
Good, little one.
And now Mother's going to give you a delicious Snicker bar, darling.
Now I'm going to the grocery store,
and don't you dare say have any little mean little boys
take that Snickers away from you.
Oh, you are mean.
Good little boy.
Hey, Nicky, look.
Yeah, it's a baby. So what?
Oh, look at that.
Oh, it's a funny-looking baby.
Oh, no.
Oh, look.
He's got a Snickers.
Huh?
What do you know he has?
And what are we waiting for?
Oh, boy, everybody knows it's easy to take candy from a baby.
Boy, are we lucky.
We get a Snickers candy bar.
Well, come on. Let's get going.
All right, baby. Give us the Snickers.
This is going to be a cinch.
Come on, baby. Hand over the Snickers.
Don't look like he's going to cooperate.
Let's take it.
Oh, Mother's little boy.
He's always such a good little boy.
And for being such a good little boy, Mother brought you some more Snickers.
Oh, look. It's a cute little baby.
Oh, you want a Snickers bar, too?
Well, sure. Do you have one for me or one for you?
Ahhhh!
Quiet, baby. You're off camera.
Those silly, silly clowns.
The thing, you know, they made a point.
Once you've tasted a Snickers, you'll always want it for yourself.
That's right, baby.
You know why?
Because it has that pure milk chocolate coating over that rich cream caramel layer just loaded with fresh, whole peanuts.
Mm-hmm.
And that nougat center is flavored with peanut butter, too, and real malted milk.
You ought to try it.
Now, when you crave to rave about a good-tasting candy bar,
do quick to pick a Snickers candy bar made by Mark.
Now, boys and girls, through the magic of music, we bring you more of the wonderful spirit and atmosphere of the big show.
Directing your attention now to the bandstand.
And here are our men of music.
And, of course, again, they're only waiting for the downbeat of our lovely queen, Miss Mary Hartline.
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And now boys and girls, for speed, skill and spectacular gymnastics on the parallel bars, here is the Nobel Trio!
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This is ABC television network.