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Hello, hello again, all you wonderful people!

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Hey, are you ready for some more Super Dragon Fun?

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Alright, alright, since you're all ready steady and ready to go,

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let me tell you something, two of the most delicious-eating candy bars in the whole wide world

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are going to bring you more super service, and right now!

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Snickers, that candy bar with farts and giggles in every bite!

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Three Musketeers, the biggest nickels worth of chocolate-covered candy in America!

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Now remember, Snickers, three Musketeers, and say, rather than make the choice,

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eat them both, oh boy!

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But right now, all set to set at the Super Circus Arena is our ringmaster,

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Mr. Claude Kirchner, who's all ready to blow the whistle that will start the Super Circus show,

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so come on guys, let's get going!

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Ladies and gentlemen, and children everywhere, welcome once again to your Super Circus,

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with more laughs, thrills, and chills for your television entertainment.

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Now we're off once again, here are the anthropoid antics of a wonderful, wonderful monkey,

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planned, presented, and perfected by Tony the Bon Jovi Kid.

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Here he comes!

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Well, there are all kinds of ways for a monkey to get around.

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How'd you like to have Tony as a skate park?

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You'd certainly be the duck of the neighborhood, hey, watch this, money!

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Well, now we get a little skate.

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A little applause, that's right.

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As a matter of fact, it's a good time to be walking around the Sawdust Circles Airport, huh?

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What do you think, Tony?

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Sure.

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Have a smoke, Tony.

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I think this is the Stingford Ranch.

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I guess not.

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There, take a little bath, huh?

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Talk about a monkey being almost human, he enjoys everything really, don't he?

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Now, let's see what we've got planned here, huh?

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The breeze is warming up, now, somersaults for the folks.

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Once again, Tony.

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We never have to worry about Tony's applause, he gets himself a home applause.

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Well, he has another means of transportation now, a tricycle.

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There he goes, down the Titanic Sea.

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Well, he's going around anyway.

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I understand that Tony's striving for a motorcycle.

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Well, you know, kids, every cowboy has to have a horse.

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Every cowboy has to have a horse.

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If you haven't noticed, Tony's a cowboy.

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He's got a caviar, not a fuckin' bronco.

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After all, if you were born a half year ago, you would want to get on one of those steam scooters.

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Anyway, this is a lot more pleasant.

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Now Tony's gonna go across on the tumble.

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That's a real trick of tricks.

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Isn't it great?

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Tony, don't fall off there, young fella.

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He's so happy he gets to the other platform, he can hardly contain himself.

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Another trip.

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I think he might be overdoing this.

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Stretching our luck.

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That's good news.

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Well, it's bow down.

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Aha, let's have some of that good old monkey food.

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We gotta have a napkin.

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Tony, we gotta take a drink every now and then, you know.

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That's right.

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You know what Cliffy always says?

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Rather than take a charge, do them both.

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And I'll have you know, he brings out his flicks.

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A flick.

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No leftovers when Tony the Bonzo, the kid,

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really wades into that trickery.

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Well, boys and girls, you know every bona fide cowboy

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either sings or plays a string instrument of some kind,

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and Tony, of course, is no exception.

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Here's a merry tune on the fiddle, played by the Bonzo kids.

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Well, there you have Tony the Bonzo kid, boys and girls,

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bouncing around ring number one and playing a fiddle.

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Real, real pretty, too.

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He just goes to show you what a chimp can do

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and call him on to perform for entertainment and pleasure

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on Super Circus today.

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Well, that's enough for the monkey business.

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Now let's turn to some clown business.

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Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen,

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it's time for Snickers.

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And here are our wonderfully internationally famous clowns

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Cliffy, Scampy, and Nicky,

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with our sweetheart Mary Hartline in a little trailer

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entitled Life-Chasing Snickers from a Baby.

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Wow!

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Mama, I'm a little cute.

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Good, little one.

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And now Mother's going to give you a delicious Snicker bar, darling.

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Now I'm going to the grocery store,

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and don't you dare say have any little mean little boys

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take that Snickers away from you.

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Oh, you are mean.

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Good little boy.

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Hey, Nicky, look.

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Yeah, it's a baby. So what?

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Oh, look at that.

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Oh, it's a funny-looking baby.

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Oh, no.

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Oh, look.

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He's got a Snickers.

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Huh?

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What do you know he has?

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And what are we waiting for?

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Oh, boy, everybody knows it's easy to take candy from a baby.

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Boy, are we lucky.

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We get a Snickers candy bar.

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Well, come on. Let's get going.

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All right, baby. Give us the Snickers.

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This is going to be a cinch.

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Come on, baby. Hand over the Snickers.

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Don't look like he's going to cooperate.

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Let's take it.

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Oh, Mother's little boy.

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He's always such a good little boy.

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And for being such a good little boy, Mother brought you some more Snickers.

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Oh, look. It's a cute little baby.

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Oh, you want a Snickers bar, too?

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Well, sure. Do you have one for me or one for you?

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Ahhhh!

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Quiet, baby. You're off camera.

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Those silly, silly clowns.

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The thing, you know, they made a point.

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Once you've tasted a Snickers, you'll always want it for yourself.

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That's right, baby.

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You know why?

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Because it has that pure milk chocolate coating over that rich cream caramel layer just loaded with fresh, whole peanuts.

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Mm-hmm.

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And that nougat center is flavored with peanut butter, too, and real malted milk.

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You ought to try it.

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Now, when you crave to rave about a good-tasting candy bar,

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do quick to pick a Snickers candy bar made by Mark.

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Now, boys and girls, through the magic of music, we bring you more of the wonderful spirit and atmosphere of the big show.

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Directing your attention now to the bandstand.

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And here are our men of music.

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And, of course, again, they're only waiting for the downbeat of our lovely queen, Miss Mary Hartline.

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