A. A. The Milkwoman and the Milkcan In one of the streets of B------an R,A.F. car had skidded on the greasy surface and upset a little hand- cart laden with milk. The crash was violent enough to smash the flimsy shaft. Milk flowed from an upturned^can and spread .over the roadway. Much discomfited, the officer driving the car pulled up and got out. His companions were not so serious: 'Rotten landing, Bill!' The neighbours, brought to the scene by the noise, had plenty to say: 6Ah bien\ What's the milkwoman going to say when she comes back?' 'Where is the milkwoman?' 'She's at No. 8, M. Metayer's, delivering his milk. . . . She comes here from the next village every day and pulls the cart herself. . . . It's her living. . . . What'll happen to her now? She'll want five hundred francs from you at the very least/ Which brought great joy to the hearts of the car's passengers. 'Five hundred francs! Come on Bill, pay up! Tout de suite . . . and the tooter the sweeter!' At this juncture the milkwoman arrived. An old woman she was, in apron and bodice, her hair white, her face thin and weary. The sight of the milk lying in the roadway struck to her heart. \* she cried, 'my milk!' 53