THE BATTLE OF FRANCE The Rival Churches The Catholic and the Anglican chaplains had just finished a long tour of the base cantonments, the lines of communication and then the troops in the line itself. They had got on very well together. 'We've travelled together/ they said, 'eaten together, but, thank God, we haven't had to sleep together. We've always had the luck to find a couple of beds/ In the evening they were interviewed by the journalists, and felt, according to one of them, like Daniel in the lions' den. 'I asked the Adjutant-General's advice as to what I should say, and all I got from him was: "Give 'em a sermon or take a collection." * Actually, they proffered some interesting information. The British Army allows one chaplain to each eleven hundred men. On this basis, one half are Church of England, a quarter Roman Catholics, with the remaining quarter split up between the other Protestant churches. The men seemed more religious than in the last war. They communicated and confessed more freely. Isn't that explained,' asked a sceptical American, 'by the present inaction?' 'It's true enough,' said Father C------, 'that this is a very wearisome war. I've known the Boer War. I've known the Great War. But this is the Great Bore War. All the same, there's something else in 58