INTERIOR remember that when an army takes up its position, each headquarters expects to be able to telephone immediately to all its divisions, battalions, and bases, . . . That may seem a pretty simple business, until you come to think of the miles of line that the improvised system involves. It was a very different story in the last war. First of all, our officers were not telephone-minded as they are to-day. When they had something to say they either wrote a dispatch or sent a telegram. 'But these days, most of us are too lazy to write. At the headquarters of an army corps, as many as three thousand calls a day are registered. And this, don't forget, is when there are no operations taking place. What's more, overhead lines were good enough in the last war. Bombing was a negligible factor. But to-day we like our cables buried. There's a machine called an excavator for that, which I'll be showing you.* 'And say, after all, the cable was broken?' 'We've an auxiliary wireless system ready for operation, from the powerful station that puts G.H.Q. into direct communication with London, down to the brigade post-offices/ 'And if even the wireless station were destroyed?' 'Then there are the dispatch-riders, the motor- cyclists you see out on your greasy roads in all weathers, with a layer of mud over their water- proofs and their cases slung across their shoulders. 61