WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:05.720 It's new it's amazing it's Prel P-R-E-L-L Prel shampoo 00:05.960 --> 00:10.040 Yes Proctor and Gamble's new radiant cream shampoo in the handy tube 00:15.600 --> 00:23.180 From the stage of the RKO Grand Theatre in Cincinnati, Ohio Prel brings you the life of Riley 00:23.180 --> 00:25.180 Riley 00:29.180 --> 00:37.700 Well the shampoo that removes unsightly dandruff leaves hair radiantly lovely presents the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley 00:45.440 --> 00:47.940 Although Chester A Riley lives in California 00:47.940 --> 00:51.300 He has never had any contact with the movie industry in Hollywood 00:51.300 --> 00:57.780 Then some days ago Universal Studios had a sneak preview of a new film called the life of Riley 00:58.180 --> 01:02.420 The audience reaction to this new comedy delighted the executives of the studio 01:02.660 --> 01:06.260 But how could they know of the reaction of a certain Chester a Riley? 01:06.260 --> 01:10.140 I tell you it's an insult that picture is an attack for my character 01:10.140 --> 01:15.860 Oh Riley once and for all when you get it through your head that the man in that life a Riley picture has nothing to do with you 01:15.860 --> 01:19.500 Yeah, well people will think it has in the picture the guy's called Chester Riley, ain't he? 01:19.500 --> 01:21.500 Well that's just a coincidence daddy 01:21.500 --> 01:23.500 Yeah, he's a big jerk ain't he? 01:23.500 --> 01:25.500 No, he's a very lovable character 01:25.500 --> 01:27.500 Father's really a swell comedy 01:27.500 --> 01:29.500 Comedy, I hear the picture's laughable 01:29.500 --> 01:35.500 I hear this one scene where the poor dope is so henpecked that on pay day he runs right home and hands his pay envelope to his wife 01:35.500 --> 01:37.500 Without ever opening it 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 Oh that reminds me did you get paid today? 01:40.500 --> 01:42.500 Yeah here it is 01:42.500 --> 01:47.500 They got no right blackening my character making me the henpecked type 01:47.500 --> 01:49.500 Here's your allowance dear 01:49.500 --> 01:51.500 Thank you 01:51.500 --> 01:58.500 Why couldn't they get an actor, sorry the actor, why couldn't they get an actor like Gregory Peck to play Riley instead of that big lug they got doing it now? 01:58.500 --> 02:01.500 Oh Gregory Peck yum yum 02:01.500 --> 02:03.500 Are you kidding Riley? 02:03.500 --> 02:07.500 Yeah why not if Gregory Peck were Chester Riley that'd be okay with me 02:07.500 --> 02:09.500 It'd be okay with me too 02:12.500 --> 02:13.500 That's a good one 02:13.500 --> 02:17.500 That's right laugh at me make fun of me a fine thing my own family thinks I'm a big joker 02:17.500 --> 02:19.500 Oh now take it easy dear 02:19.500 --> 02:22.500 Yeah well I don't have to stand here and be made a laughingstock 02:22.500 --> 02:23.500 Riley where are you going? 02:23.500 --> 02:28.500 I'm leaving this house and I may never come back not never ever 02:28.500 --> 02:30.500 That man 02:30.500 --> 02:34.500 Oh it's the fourth time this week he's left home for good 02:34.500 --> 02:39.500 The Four Seasons 02:42.500 --> 02:47.500 Fine thing a man's own family giving him the horse left I tell you Gillis I'm thinking of leaving home 02:47.500 --> 02:50.500 Well don't blame your family Riley blame that damn movie studio 02:50.500 --> 02:51.500 Well 02:51.500 --> 02:54.500 Riley if I was you I'd make them pay 02:54.500 --> 02:55.500 Pay? 02:55.500 --> 02:56.500 Yeah so long 02:56.500 --> 02:57.500 You can sue for this? 02:57.500 --> 03:00.500 Why sure it's libel and defamation of courage 03:00.500 --> 03:02.500 Yeah you think I got a case? 03:02.500 --> 03:06.500 I'll say you have why the Riley in that picture is nothing but a bumble and schmoe 03:06.500 --> 03:14.500 But I'll get up in court and swear that the Chester Riley I know is a man of intelligence integrity personality and charm 03:14.500 --> 03:16.500 You'd do that for me? 03:16.500 --> 03:20.500 Well you're my best friend for you I gladly commit poigy 03:23.500 --> 03:25.500 Well how much could I collect? 03:25.500 --> 03:29.500 That depends on your lawyer now if I was handling the case I would say 03:29.500 --> 03:34.500 Gentlemen of the jury once in a time Chester Riley led a simple life 03:34.500 --> 03:39.500 Happy and contented beloved by his family respected by his neighbors 03:39.500 --> 03:42.500 And then this here picture the life of Riley was released 03:42.500 --> 03:48.500 From that day on the Chester Riley that we know and love so well was no more 03:48.500 --> 03:53.500 He became a pathetic object of contempt subjected to the ridicule of the community 03:53.500 --> 03:58.500 Shunned by his friends mocked at by his very wife and very children 03:58.500 --> 04:04.500 Discant and humiliated and left scars on his soul that will never heal 04:04.500 --> 04:10.500 Broken in spirit without the will to live what is left with this miserable wretch 04:10.500 --> 04:14.500 Today he is alone friendless a sociable outcast 04:14.500 --> 04:21.500 Gentlemen of the jury I ask you how much shall he be paid for the unhuman sufferers 04:21.500 --> 04:24.500 The anguish the mental torture he has suffered 04:24.500 --> 04:28.500 How much I ask you how much 04:28.500 --> 04:32.500 Is twenty dollars too much 04:34.500 --> 04:35.500 Twenty 04:35.500 --> 04:37.500 I'll take fifteen 04:37.500 --> 04:40.500 After a speech like that you'll get fifty thousand 04:40.500 --> 04:41.500 Fifty thousand really? 04:41.500 --> 04:46.500 Why sure with a smart lawyer you can make him pay through your nose 04:46.500 --> 04:54.500 Through my nose huh? Well then we take him for a bundle 04:56.500 --> 04:59.500 And now your honor I would like to call my next witness to the stand 04:59.500 --> 05:00.500 Riley what are you doing? 05:00.500 --> 05:02.500 Please Peg we're rehearsing for court 05:02.500 --> 05:03.500 What? 05:03.500 --> 05:04.500 Please don't interrupt 05:04.500 --> 05:06.500 Your honor I'm ready 05:06.500 --> 05:07.500 Proceed 05:07.500 --> 05:08.500 I call Junior Riley 05:08.500 --> 05:10.500 Junior Riley to the stand 05:10.500 --> 05:12.500 Do you swear junior? 05:12.500 --> 05:13.500 No sir I'm a boy scoff 05:13.500 --> 05:15.500 Don't interrupt 05:15.500 --> 05:18.500 Oh Riley you must be out of your mind 05:18.500 --> 05:21.500 You'll see I'm going to sue Universal for fifty thousand bucks 05:21.500 --> 05:23.500 And you'll have to be a witness too 05:23.500 --> 05:24.500 Take the stand Peg 05:24.500 --> 05:26.500 Riley I've got a sink full of dishes 05:26.500 --> 05:31.500 Mrs Riley in this picture they show a Chester Riley to be a big dope 05:31.500 --> 05:35.500 But isn't it a fact that your husband Chester Riley is a man with a brilliant mind? 05:35.500 --> 05:37.500 No 05:39.500 --> 05:41.500 Let me rephrase the question 05:41.500 --> 05:44.500 Wouldn't you say that he's a man of great intelligence? 05:44.500 --> 05:46.500 No 05:46.500 --> 05:49.500 Let me re rephrase the question 05:49.500 --> 05:52.500 Wouldn't you say he's a man of average intelligence? 05:52.500 --> 05:54.500 Not the head he acts sometimes 05:54.500 --> 05:55.500 Sometimes he's just 05:55.500 --> 05:57.500 Get off the stand 05:57.500 --> 06:00.500 A wife can't testify against her husband 06:06.500 --> 06:08.500 Peg, Peg, Junior where are you? 06:08.500 --> 06:09.500 Oh you're here 06:09.500 --> 06:11.500 Yes Junior where are you? 06:11.500 --> 06:12.500 Oh you're back dear 06:12.500 --> 06:15.500 Yeah I'll say I'm back and is your face going to be red? 06:15.500 --> 06:16.500 Oh what happened daddy? 06:16.500 --> 06:17.500 Riley you didn't 06:17.500 --> 06:18.500 Crazy am I? 06:18.500 --> 06:21.500 Well we'll see who's crazy when I show you what I have in my pocket 06:21.500 --> 06:22.500 You went to Universal Studio? 06:22.500 --> 06:23.500 You bet I went 06:23.500 --> 06:24.500 And they let you in? 06:24.500 --> 06:28.500 They not only let me in but they took me right in to see the producer of this picture 06:28.500 --> 06:31.500 A tall skinny fellow with glasses 06:31.500 --> 06:33.500 Everybody called him I.B. 06:33.500 --> 06:39.500 This I.B. is a pretty shrewd cookie but M.R. was just a little bit shrewder than him 06:39.500 --> 06:40.500 Well who's M.R.? 06:40.500 --> 06:43.500 Mr. Riley 06:43.500 --> 06:45.500 I said to him you're a producer I.B. 06:45.500 --> 06:48.500 We'll produce 50 grand and fast 06:48.500 --> 06:50.500 Oh finally 06:50.500 --> 06:53.500 You don't mean to stand there and tell me they actually settled 06:53.500 --> 06:56.500 And how they settled? Oh it wasn't easy 06:56.500 --> 06:59.500 I said 50,000 I.B. or I'll sue 06:59.500 --> 07:01.500 Of course at first he gave me a flat refusal 07:01.500 --> 07:03.500 But then we started to bargain 07:03.500 --> 07:07.500 I came down a little, he went up a little, I came down a little more, he went up a little more 07:07.500 --> 07:09.500 But in the end he paid off 07:09.500 --> 07:11.500 Oh come on now what do you mean? 07:11.500 --> 07:13.500 Four passes 07:13.500 --> 07:15.500 What? 07:15.500 --> 07:17.500 Yeah 07:17.500 --> 07:20.500 For the world premiere, the life of Riley 07:20.500 --> 07:23.500 Oh for heaven's sake I might have known it 07:23.500 --> 07:27.500 For a minute I was crazy enough to think they gave you some money 07:27.500 --> 07:30.500 Well you know the trouble with you Peg you're money man 07:30.500 --> 07:33.500 All I care about is the principal I won my fight 07:33.500 --> 07:35.500 But what's four passes? 07:35.500 --> 07:36.500 What's four passes? 07:36.500 --> 07:39.500 This is for one of them high class Hollywood premieres 07:39.500 --> 07:41.500 With lights and movie stars 07:41.500 --> 07:43.500 They don't let everybody in there 07:43.500 --> 07:44.500 What is it Pop? 07:44.500 --> 07:46.500 It says on the ticket 07:46.500 --> 07:50.500 Oh here world premiere first public showing Friday March the 4th 07:50.500 --> 07:51.500 What theater? 07:51.500 --> 07:53.500 The R.K.O. Grant 07:53.500 --> 07:54.500 Where's that? 07:54.500 --> 07:56.500 Well I don't know 07:56.500 --> 07:59.500 You know how seldom I go to the movies I'd rather eat at home 07:59.500 --> 08:04.500 R.K.O. Grant? 08:04.500 --> 08:07.500 Look it up in the classified phone book Junior 08:07.500 --> 08:08.500 There it is 08:08.500 --> 08:09.500 Oh okay sis 08:09.500 --> 08:10.500 Yeah and listen everybody 08:10.500 --> 08:12.500 Now we don't want to feel out of place with all them stars there 08:12.500 --> 08:14.500 So we'll have to dress up 08:14.500 --> 08:18.500 I'll wear a tie and Peg you you can wear something 08:18.500 --> 08:20.500 Thanks dear 08:20.500 --> 08:22.500 Hey Pop there's no R.K.O. Grant listed 08:22.500 --> 08:23.500 Oh there must be Junior 08:23.500 --> 08:25.500 Say maybe it was just a gag to get rid of you 08:25.500 --> 08:27.500 Maybe there's no such theater 08:27.500 --> 08:29.500 What do you mean there's no such theater? 08:29.500 --> 08:31.500 I don't know what you're talking about 08:31.500 --> 08:32.500 Who are you calling? 08:32.500 --> 08:34.500 The producer who gave me the passes 08:34.500 --> 08:35.500 You don't know where it is 08:35.500 --> 08:38.500 Hello Mr. Brecker's office please 08:38.500 --> 08:39.500 Junior hand me a pencil there 08:39.500 --> 08:40.500 Oh I hear Pop 08:40.500 --> 08:42.500 Wet the end 08:42.500 --> 08:45.500 Oh okay 08:45.500 --> 08:48.500 Hello I.B. this is Raleigh talking 08:48.500 --> 08:50.500 About them passes 08:50.500 --> 08:53.500 How do you get to this here R.K.O. Grant theater? 08:53.500 --> 08:55.500 Where do I live? 08:55.500 --> 08:58.500 Well 1313 Blue View Terrace 08:58.500 --> 09:00.500 Yeah okay I got a pencil shoot 09:00.500 --> 09:02.500 Yeah you take the Hollywood trolley 09:02.500 --> 09:03.500 Uh huh 09:03.500 --> 09:04.500 Yeah 09:04.500 --> 09:06.500 Yeah and then transfer 09:06.500 --> 09:08.500 Yeah okay I got it 09:08.500 --> 09:09.500 Yeah I got it thanks a lot 09:09.500 --> 09:11.500 I'll see you there at the premiere 09:11.500 --> 09:13.500 Your son there is some wise guy 09:13.500 --> 09:15.500 No R.K.O. Grant he says 09:15.500 --> 09:16.500 Well how do you get there? 09:16.500 --> 09:18.500 Well I got all the directions written right down here 09:18.500 --> 09:21.500 You take the Hollywood trolley to the Union Station 09:21.500 --> 09:23.500 You transfer it to the Santa Fe Super Chief 09:23.500 --> 09:25.500 Two days later you get to Chicago 09:25.500 --> 09:28.500 Then you transfer it to a plane for Cincinnati, Ohio 09:28.500 --> 09:31.500 And there you ask anybody and they'll tell you where the R.K.O. Grant 09:31.500 --> 09:39.500 Laughs 09:39.500 --> 09:40.500 Cincinnati 09:40.500 --> 09:42.500 It's in Cincinnati, Ohio 09:42.500 --> 09:44.500 Oh who who? Oh ho ho 09:44.500 --> 09:46.500 Oh yo yo 09:46.500 --> 09:49.500 What a revolting development this is 09:49.500 --> 09:56.500 Applause 09:56.500 --> 09:59.500 Well we'll bring you the second act of the life of Riley in just a moment 09:59.500 --> 10:02.500 And here she is the girl everyone's talking about 10:02.500 --> 10:06.500 I'm Tallulah the tube of pearl 10:06.500 --> 10:09.500 And I've got a little something to tell 10:09.500 --> 10:12.500 Your hair can be radiant oh so easy 10:12.500 --> 10:14.500 All you gotta do is take me home 10:14.500 --> 10:17.500 And squeeze me 10:17.500 --> 10:20.500 I'm Tallulah the tube of pearl 10:20.500 --> 10:23.500 And I'll make your hair look square 10:23.500 --> 10:26.500 It'll shine it'll glow so dandruff free 10:26.500 --> 10:30.500 For radiant hair get a hold of me 10:30.500 --> 10:37.500 Tallulah the tube of pearl shampoo 10:37.500 --> 10:40.500 Applause 10:40.500 --> 10:42.500 Yes Lord Tallulah's so right 10:42.500 --> 10:45.500 Your hair can be radiant oh so easy with pearls 10:45.500 --> 10:48.500 Procter & Gamble's radiant cream shampoo 10:48.500 --> 10:51.500 Because pearl leaves hair radiant the very first time you use it 10:51.500 --> 10:55.500 Radiantly soft, radiantly smooth, radiantly shiny 10:55.500 --> 10:57.500 Radiantly clean too 10:57.500 --> 11:01.500 Because pearl removes unsightly dandruff in as little as three minutes 11:01.500 --> 11:03.500 Doctors examinations prove it 11:03.500 --> 11:05.500 Prove it for yourself 11:05.500 --> 11:07.500 Try pearl shampoo 11:07.500 --> 11:13.500 Music 11:13.500 --> 11:16.500 And now back to the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley 11:16.500 --> 11:20.500 And Riley is happy again because a few days ago Universal Studios 11:20.500 --> 11:22.500 As part of a publicity campaign 11:22.500 --> 11:25.500 Chose him as the typical Riley of Los Angeles 11:25.500 --> 11:29.500 And presented him with four railroad tickets and all expenses paid 11:29.500 --> 11:33.500 So the family could attend the world premiere of the life of Riley in Cincinnati 11:33.500 --> 11:38.500 Now we find our happy hero in the club car of the Santa Fe Supercheap 11:39.500 --> 11:42.500 Oh I like this here club car Junior 11:42.500 --> 11:44.500 This is the way to traffic 11:44.500 --> 11:45.500 It sure is Pop 11:45.500 --> 11:49.500 Two lower berths for you and your sister and a drawing room for your mother and me 11:49.500 --> 11:53.500 You know I haven't been on a train since our honeymoon to Niagara Falls 11:53.500 --> 11:55.500 But it didn't compare to this 11:55.500 --> 11:58.500 All we could afford was one upper berth for the both of us 11:58.500 --> 12:02.500 But we managed, we took turns sleeping in it 12:02.500 --> 12:06.500 Hey where's your mother and best Junior? 12:06.500 --> 12:08.500 Oh there in the observation car 12:08.500 --> 12:11.500 Pop that girl there across the aisle 12:11.500 --> 12:13.500 She keeps looking at you Pop 12:13.500 --> 12:15.500 Well naturally 12:15.500 --> 12:20.500 Junior you don't seem to get it through your noodle that your old man is a celebrity 12:20.500 --> 12:23.500 The most typical Riley in America 12:23.500 --> 12:25.500 Guest of honor at a whole premiere 12:25.500 --> 12:27.500 That's why she's staring at me 12:27.500 --> 12:28.500 You know who she is? 12:28.500 --> 12:30.500 Gloria LaGrange 12:30.500 --> 12:32.500 No kidding, the movie actress? 12:32.500 --> 12:36.500 Yeah and that fellow with her is a movie actor too, Richard Long 12:36.500 --> 12:38.500 Well I wish she'd stop staring at me 12:38.500 --> 12:40.500 I think I'll go see where Mom is 12:40.500 --> 12:41.500 Yeah okay son 12:41.500 --> 12:44.500 Now don't let that Gloria LaGrange flirt with you 12:44.500 --> 12:47.500 I can take care of myself 12:47.500 --> 12:51.500 This may come as a surprise to you but I was going out with women before you were born 12:55.500 --> 12:56.500 I'll see you later Pop 12:56.500 --> 12:57.500 Yeah 12:57.500 --> 12:58.500 I'll see you 12:58.500 --> 13:01.500 I wonder why she keeps staring at me like that 13:01.500 --> 13:03.500 Maybe I look funny or something 13:03.500 --> 13:05.500 Maybe I forgot the... 13:05.500 --> 13:07.500 No I've got my shoes on 13:07.500 --> 13:10.500 Oh she's telling that boy something 13:11.500 --> 13:14.500 I didn't know you were going to make the trip to the premiere Gloria 13:14.500 --> 13:18.500 Just one of those last minute things Dick and then the studio couldn't get me anything but an upper bird 13:18.500 --> 13:20.500 Say that's what I've got too 13:20.500 --> 13:22.500 I just can't sleep in an upper 13:22.500 --> 13:24.500 It's tough but what can you do about it? 13:24.500 --> 13:26.500 Well see that big character across the aisle there? 13:26.500 --> 13:28.500 The one who's wearing the sneakers? 13:28.500 --> 13:31.500 Yeah I noticed him before in the dining car 13:31.500 --> 13:34.500 The waiter gave him a bowl and he sipped it and said... 13:34.500 --> 13:37.500 The tea was too weak 13:37.500 --> 13:39.500 Well you know he has a drawing room 13:39.500 --> 13:41.500 I think I'll talk him into trading 13:41.500 --> 13:43.500 For an upper? You're dreaming 13:43.500 --> 13:48.500 Think so? Did you ever see my little old velvet milting? 13:48.500 --> 13:51.500 I'm just air resistible 13:51.500 --> 13:53.500 Well good luck 13:53.500 --> 13:56.500 When you've got what I've got you don't need luck 13:58.500 --> 14:00.500 Why Colonel I do declare 14:00.500 --> 14:02.500 I never dreamed I'd run into your old... 14:02.500 --> 14:04.500 Oh if I could sit down a minute 14:04.500 --> 14:06.500 No wait a minute miss you can't sit here my wife 14:06.500 --> 14:08.500 I mean it's taken she'll be back 14:08.500 --> 14:10.500 Oh I beg your pardon 14:10.500 --> 14:13.500 I mistook you for a gentleman friend of mine 14:13.500 --> 14:16.500 But I can see what a silly old mistake I made this 14:16.500 --> 14:17.500 No resemblance 14:17.500 --> 14:20.500 You're so much handsome 14:23.500 --> 14:24.500 Have a seat 14:24.500 --> 14:27.500 It may be my making you a Colonel Culpepper 14:27.500 --> 14:29.500 Of the Culpeppers of Alabama 14:29.500 --> 14:33.500 Oh no, no I'm one of the Rileys of California 14:33.500 --> 14:35.500 Chester Island 14:35.500 --> 14:36.500 Chester Island? 14:36.500 --> 14:37.500 Yeah 14:37.500 --> 14:38.500 But that's so foamly 14:38.500 --> 14:40.500 You're so friendly 14:40.500 --> 14:42.500 I'm just going to call you Curley 14:42.500 --> 14:46.500 Oh shucks you shouldn't make fun of my nose that way 14:46.500 --> 14:48.500 That's a nice train ain't it? 14:48.500 --> 14:50.500 Just a little old adorable train 14:50.500 --> 14:52.500 Say was you into dinner tonight? 14:52.500 --> 14:54.500 Oh they've got such a cheap crowd on this here train 14:54.500 --> 14:59.500 You should have seen all the people stirring their tea with their fingers 14:59.500 --> 15:02.500 I do decline you're just too colorful 15:02.500 --> 15:08.500 But I shouldn't be laughing when my little old heart practically breaks 15:08.500 --> 15:10.500 What is it something wrong miss? 15:10.500 --> 15:12.500 I'm in the most desperate trouble 15:12.500 --> 15:14.500 But why should I bore little old you 15:14.500 --> 15:17.500 Talking about little old me and all my little old trouble 15:17.500 --> 15:20.500 Oh now there there there there little girl 15:20.500 --> 15:22.500 You tell Colonel Riley all about it 15:22.500 --> 15:24.500 Oh you're so kind 15:24.500 --> 15:27.500 You bright big wonderful you 15:27.500 --> 15:29.500 Well you see I've got this here upper birth 15:29.500 --> 15:30.500 And I've got claustrophobia 15:30.500 --> 15:34.500 And my Dr. Santa would just be absolutely fatal if I had to spend even one night 15:34.500 --> 15:36.500 Mr. Lowe I've birthed all this before 15:46.500 --> 15:49.500 White Staff Arizona we stop here for two minutes 15:49.500 --> 15:51.500 Oh there you are Riley 15:51.500 --> 15:53.500 I've been looking all over this train for you 15:53.500 --> 15:55.500 Come on let's turn in dear 15:55.500 --> 15:58.500 Well not yet Peg let's go take a walk on the platform 15:58.500 --> 16:01.500 But we only stop for a minute and I'm tired 16:01.500 --> 16:02.500 Come on let's go to bed 16:02.500 --> 16:03.500 Yeah but Peg I don't 16:03.500 --> 16:05.500 Well okay 16:05.500 --> 16:07.500 Well where are you going? 16:07.500 --> 16:09.500 Our drawing room is down that way 16:09.500 --> 16:15.500 No well the fact is Peg that we ain't sleeping in that drawing room 16:15.500 --> 16:19.500 We changed 16:19.500 --> 16:22.500 Changed? What changed to where? 16:22.500 --> 16:25.500 Wait I'll go get a ladder 16:25.500 --> 16:28.500 A ladder? 16:28.500 --> 16:33.500 Well yeah you see there was some mistake and well we got an upper birth 16:33.500 --> 16:35.500 But we had tickets for a drawing room 16:35.500 --> 16:39.500 Yeah but that was a mistake we'll manage I'll go get the ladder 16:39.500 --> 16:43.500 If you think for one minute I'm going to spend two nights in a cramped upper birth 16:43.500 --> 16:47.500 It'll be cramped it'll be just for little old you and little old me 16:47.500 --> 16:49.500 Now look here Riley 16:49.500 --> 16:53.500 It'll be just like a second honeymoon we'll take turns sleeping in it 16:53.500 --> 16:56.500 Now Riley you're hiding something from me 16:56.500 --> 16:58.500 No honest this is our birth here 16:58.500 --> 17:01.500 What's the matter there folks having trouble finding your birth? 17:01.500 --> 17:07.500 Oh you're Mr Riley you're the one who gave your drawing room to Gloria LeGrange 17:07.500 --> 17:11.500 These gorgeous movie actresses 17:11.500 --> 17:14.500 Goodnight folks 17:14.500 --> 17:15.500 Chester Riley 17:15.500 --> 17:17.500 Now wait a minute Peg I can explain 17:17.500 --> 17:19.500 You gave up our drawing room 17:19.500 --> 17:24.500 Well I couldn't help it she's a poor little old sick girl she's got hydrophobia 17:24.500 --> 17:26.500 You are without a doubt a Peg 17:26.500 --> 17:29.500 Now wait a minute Peg don't you go calling me names 17:29.500 --> 17:32.500 I ain't just a nobody remember I'm the most typical rally 17:32.500 --> 17:35.500 You're the most typical something of all the idiots 17:35.500 --> 17:37.500 I ain't going to stand here and let you insult me 17:37.500 --> 17:38.500 You come back here 17:38.500 --> 17:42.500 I'm leaving this house and I may never come back goodbye 17:42.500 --> 17:45.500 Now Riley come back here 17:45.500 --> 17:48.500 I'm leaving this house and I mean it goodbye 17:48.500 --> 17:51.500 Nobody can talk to me that way in my own home 17:51.500 --> 17:53.500 Riley it's a train 17:53.500 --> 17:55.500 Riley come back 17:55.500 --> 17:58.500 I ain't coming back in that house until you apologize 17:58.500 --> 18:01.500 So I throw you to use standing on that porch and 18:01.500 --> 18:06.500 Yep holy smoke the house is moving it's an earthquake 18:06.500 --> 18:08.500 Oh it's a train 18:08.500 --> 18:10.500 Riley 18:10.500 --> 18:14.500 I beg to pray something has to rise 18:26.500 --> 18:28.500 Oh what a mess 18:28.500 --> 18:33.500 Here I am stranded in this lonely town and I don't know a living soul 18:33.500 --> 18:35.500 Neither do I believe me 18:38.500 --> 18:39.500 Who's that? 18:39.500 --> 18:43.500 I'm Digby O'Dell the friendly underdager 18:44.500 --> 18:45.500 Dager 18:49.500 --> 18:54.500 Greetings Riley you're looking fine very natural 18:54.500 --> 18:58.500 I can't get over it Digger what are you doing here in this hole in the ground? 18:58.500 --> 19:01.500 Please let's not talk shop 19:01.500 --> 19:08.500 You see lately I've been working too hard so the doctor advised me to get away and forget business 19:08.500 --> 19:12.500 So I've been touring first time into Death Valley 19:12.500 --> 19:19.500 Then the underground caverns of New Mexico and then Tombsdow Arizona 19:19.500 --> 19:24.500 Well I was heading east until I got off the train by mistake 19:24.500 --> 19:26.500 Now I don't know where I'll end up 19:26.500 --> 19:28.500 I can tell you 19:28.500 --> 19:35.500 You'll accompany me to New York where I'm attending a convention of the UEPLIS 19:35.500 --> 19:37.500 UEPLIS? 19:37.500 --> 19:42.500 The Undertaker's Embalmers and Fall Bearers Life Insurance Society 19:42.500 --> 19:48.500 We have a new policy we cover you completely 19:50.500 --> 19:56.500 Listen Digger I'm on my way to the premiere of the Life of Rannis can you drop me in Cincinnati? 19:56.500 --> 20:01.500 Oh you know me I'll be glad to drop you anywhere 20:01.500 --> 20:05.500 Come along my vehicle is over here 20:05.500 --> 20:08.500 Thanks Digger but can you get there in time for the opening? 20:08.500 --> 20:12.500 Don't worry I haven't missed an opening yet 20:12.500 --> 20:16.500 Well here's my vehicle slide in 20:16.500 --> 20:25.500 We better be traveling off 20:36.500 --> 20:38.500 Faster Digger faster 20:38.500 --> 20:42.500 Relax Riley I'm enjoying the sights of beautiful Cincinnati 20:42.500 --> 20:48.500 Ah there's Buzzy and Bogman 20:48.500 --> 20:54.500 I adore Buzzy and Bogman they're so gay 20:54.500 --> 20:58.500 Faster Digger they told me at the hotel Peg and the kids were already at the theater 20:58.500 --> 21:00.500 Very well here's the theater 21:00.500 --> 21:02.500 Oh yeah 21:02.500 --> 21:04.500 Hey look at all those banners 21:04.500 --> 21:12.500 Hello Riley's welcome to the Riley's vote for Mayor Cash 21:12.500 --> 21:14.500 Cincinnati greets the Rannis 21:14.500 --> 21:16.500 Hey I guess I'm a pretty big man around here 21:16.500 --> 21:20.500 Oh gee what a crowd hope I can find Peg and the kids 21:20.500 --> 21:26.500 Well farewell Riley as the jitterbug say I'll dig you later 21:26.500 --> 21:32.500 Goodbye Digger oh yeah oh I think I see Peg Peg Peg Bad Junior 21:32.500 --> 21:34.500 Riley I thought you'd never get here 21:34.500 --> 21:36.500 We were expecting you all afternoon 21:36.500 --> 21:37.500 Yeah well did you get my wife? 21:37.500 --> 21:38.500 Yeah yesterday 21:38.500 --> 21:40.500 I stopped at the hotel and they told me you were here 21:40.500 --> 21:43.500 Listen Peggy you still sore at me on a kind of gory old gringe? 21:43.500 --> 21:47.500 Oh let's forget about it dear well we better go in now 21:47.500 --> 21:49.500 Oh yeah we don't want to miss the beginning huh? 21:49.500 --> 21:50.500 Tickets please 21:50.500 --> 21:51.500 I don't need a ticket I'm Riley 21:51.500 --> 21:53.500 Sorry you'll have to have a ticket 21:53.500 --> 21:55.500 But I'm the guest of honor 21:55.500 --> 21:58.500 Give him your ticket but you're holding up the line 21:58.500 --> 22:02.500 But I'm Chester Riley from Los Angeles you know the most typical Riley family 22:02.500 --> 22:06.500 Know what I'm Herman Riley and this is my wife Gertrude 22:06.500 --> 22:08.500 The most typical Riley's of Peoria 22:08.500 --> 22:10.500 And back of me is Marmotook Riley 22:10.500 --> 22:12.500 The most typical Riley of Kalamazoo 22:12.500 --> 22:14.500 And Mr. and Mrs. Neil Riley 22:14.500 --> 22:16.500 Which was sent here by truth or consequences 22:16.500 --> 22:20.500 There's 400 typical Riley's here from all over the country 22:20.500 --> 22:24.500 So give them in your typical ticket 22:24.500 --> 22:27.500 Peg Peg I don't understand 22:27.500 --> 22:29.500 It's true dear give the man your ticket 22:29.500 --> 22:31.500 Come on you're holding up the line 22:31.500 --> 22:33.500 Daddy you've got a ticket haven't you? 22:33.500 --> 22:34.500 Well no I uh 22:34.500 --> 22:36.500 Well where is it? 22:36.500 --> 22:41.500 Well the fact is uh I uh you see Peg it's uh well I lost it 22:41.500 --> 22:44.500 Yeah that's it I had it in my shirt see 22:44.500 --> 22:47.500 And while passing through Newport Kentucky I lost my shirt 22:47.500 --> 22:53.500 Laughter 22:53.500 --> 22:57.500 So that's why I haven't got a ticket 22:57.500 --> 23:02.500 Oh no there Mr. Riley I just can't thank you all enough for giving me your little old ticket 23:02.500 --> 23:05.500 Oh don't mention it Gloria 23:05.500 --> 23:08.500 Riley did you give her? 23:08.500 --> 23:10.500 Well I met her in the hotel and she was crying 23:10.500 --> 23:13.500 She didn't have a ticket for her little old grin mammy 23:13.500 --> 23:17.500 Thank you again Mr. Riley see y'all later come on grin mammy 23:17.500 --> 23:19.500 Coming Gloria sweetheart 23:19.500 --> 23:21.500 Laughter 23:21.500 --> 23:24.500 Well Chester Riley you are without a doubt 23:24.500 --> 23:27.500 Well if you are foolish enough to give up your ticket then it's your hard luck 23:27.500 --> 23:29.500 But we're gonna see the picture come on children 23:29.500 --> 23:34.500 No Peg wait Peg Jr. don't leave me 23:34.500 --> 23:36.500 That's completely 23:36.500 --> 23:40.500 I came two thousand miles and now I won't see the picture 23:40.500 --> 23:43.500 Oh poor little old me 23:43.500 --> 23:57.500 Laughter 23:57.500 --> 24:00.500 Riley will return in just a moment 24:00.500 --> 24:03.500 Prel groomed hair is well groomed hair 24:03.500 --> 24:09.500 Yes that's what millions of folks discover when they use Prel Procter & Gamble's Radiant Cream Shampoo 24:09.500 --> 24:12.500 Because Prel leaves hair well groomed two ways 24:12.500 --> 24:17.500 First Prel leaves hair more radiant than ordinary cream shampoos 24:17.500 --> 24:19.500 And it's true in hardest water 24:19.500 --> 24:23.500 Second Prel removes unsightly dandruff in as little as three minutes 24:23.500 --> 24:26.500 Doctors examinations proved it 24:26.500 --> 24:30.500 And Prel's economical too goes farther than any known shampoo 24:30.500 --> 24:33.500 Because it's more concentrated 24:33.500 --> 24:37.500 Try it yourself as Tallulah says 24:37.500 --> 24:43.500 I'm Tallulah the tube of Prel and I'll make your hair look swell 24:43.500 --> 24:47.500 It'll shine it'll glow so dandruff free for radiant hair 24:47.500 --> 24:49.500 Get a hold of me 24:49.500 --> 24:56.500 Tallulah the tube of Prel Shampoo 24:56.500 --> 25:07.500 Music 25:07.500 --> 25:10.500 Oh why did I have to miss the life of Riley pictures 25:10.500 --> 25:12.500 Well you've only got yourself to blame 25:12.500 --> 25:14.500 Gloria LaGrange 25:14.500 --> 25:20.500 All a pretty girl has to do is put on a phony southern accent and flutter her eyelashes at you and you act like a big dumb hick 25:20.500 --> 25:21.500 I do not 25:21.500 --> 25:23.500 That ain't so 25:23.500 --> 25:25.500 And I don't care to discuss it 25:25.500 --> 25:27.500 Let's go to sleep 25:27.500 --> 25:28.500 Well alright 25:28.500 --> 25:31.500 Oh I feel like reading in bed 25:31.500 --> 25:34.500 Riley go down the lobby and get me some magazines 25:34.500 --> 25:36.500 Oh now I'm tired Peg 25:36.500 --> 25:38.500 Oh come on Riley now please 25:38.500 --> 25:40.500 Oh you can go you read tomorrow 25:40.500 --> 25:43.500 Oh come on honey child 25:43.500 --> 25:48.500 Won't you all go down the lobby and get some little old magazines for little old me 25:48.500 --> 25:50.500 Why sure I will little sugar plums 25:50.500 --> 25:52.500 How many shards 25:52.500 --> 25:55.500 And wait a minute you all trapped me 25:55.500 --> 26:09.500 Applause 26:09.500 --> 26:13.500 This broadcast came to you from the RKO Grand Theater in Cincinnati 26:13.500 --> 26:18.500 One of the 200 theaters now showing the life of Riley motion picture 26:18.500 --> 26:25.500 Proctor and Gamble invite you to join us again next week to hear the life of Riley with William Bendix as Riley 26:25.500 --> 26:28.500 Mrs. Riley is Paula Winslow 26:28.500 --> 26:31.500 Digger Odell is John Brown 26:31.500 --> 26:33.500 Bads is Barbara Island 26:33.500 --> 26:35.500 Junior is Tommy Cook 26:35.500 --> 26:39.500 The script is by Alan Lipscott, Ruben Schip and Dick Powell 26:39.500 --> 26:42.500 Music by Lou Coslow 26:42.500 --> 26:45.500 The life of Riley is produced by Irving Brecker 26:45.500 --> 26:51.500 And remember for more radiant hair free of unsightly dandruff get the shampoo in the tube 26:51.500 --> 26:53.500 P-R-E-L-L 26:53.500 --> 26:55.500 Prel Shampoo 26:55.500 --> 27:01.500 Music by Digger Odell 27:01.500 --> 27:04.500 Music by Digger Odell 27:04.500 --> 27:08.500 Sure mom I want to help with the housework but no dish washing 27:08.500 --> 27:11.500 It takes so long and it's so hard on my hands 27:11.500 --> 27:15.500 Well you can solve that problem with 27:15.500 --> 27:19.500 Yes wonderful ivory snow 27:19.500 --> 27:23.500 Your own hands will tell you why it's so wonderful for dish 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by Digger Odell 28:34.500 --> 29:01.500 Music by Digger Odell