WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:06.000 ♪♪ 00:06.000 --> 00:12.000 Ralston, makers of Wee-Tex, Rye-Tex, Instant Ralston, and Rye Crisp. 00:12.000 --> 00:16.000 The Ralston Purina Company, a famous checkerboard square in St. Louis, Missouri, 00:16.000 --> 00:20.000 presents the exciting television game, The Name's the Same. 00:20.000 --> 00:32.000 And now let's meet our panel of famous names. 00:32.000 --> 00:39.000 Lovely radio and television actress, Joan Alexander. 00:39.000 --> 00:46.000 That man with a grin, Gene Rayburn. 00:46.000 --> 00:53.000 Our favorite Miss America, Beth Meyerson. 00:53.000 --> 01:01.000 The creator of the comedy art known as Doodle, Roger Price. 01:01.000 --> 01:13.000 And now a name everybody knows, the moderator and MC of The Name's the Same, Dennis James. 01:13.000 --> 01:18.000 Thank you very much, everybody. Hi, once again, we say welcome to you to play Name's the Same with us. 01:18.000 --> 01:22.000 We hope to have a lot of laughs here tonight, some interesting quizzing by our panel, 01:22.000 --> 01:25.000 and we hope perhaps tonight we can stump this panel just a little bit. 01:25.000 --> 01:28.000 You all know you're competing against one another, right? 01:28.000 --> 01:31.000 Got your checkbooks ready and your pens in hand? 01:31.000 --> 01:34.000 Competing against one another, you have ten questions apiece. 01:34.000 --> 01:38.000 The person who correctly guesses that name of the person sitting here keeps his money. 01:38.000 --> 01:42.000 The rest of you have to write out the checks. I think it's clear enough. Let's start quick. 01:42.000 --> 01:49.000 Here we go, the first guest with a famous name. Here we are. 01:49.000 --> 01:52.000 Won't you sit down, please? 01:52.000 --> 01:59.000 A pretty one. Now, would you tell us first, not what your name is, honey, but just where you're from, will you? 01:59.000 --> 02:00.000 From Belle Plaine, Iowa. 02:00.000 --> 02:01.000 Do you go to school out there? 02:01.000 --> 02:03.000 Yes, it's the University of Iowa. 02:03.000 --> 02:06.000 Okay, swell. That's as far as we're going to go. 02:06.000 --> 02:13.000 I'd like to explain that we're sending out ten dollars to Mrs. Maud Ray of Los Angeles, California for submitting this name. 02:13.000 --> 02:17.000 And we'll show our audience at home now exactly what that famous name is. 02:17.000 --> 02:19.000 So let's take a look at it. 02:19.000 --> 02:25.000 APPLAUSE 02:25.000 --> 02:27.000 Tricky, eh? 02:27.000 --> 02:31.000 All right, let's go. We'll start with Roger Price. You have ten questions, Roger. 02:31.000 --> 02:32.000 Miss X, are you alive? 02:32.000 --> 02:33.000 No. 02:33.000 --> 02:35.000 Were you ever alive? 02:35.000 --> 02:36.000 Yes. 02:36.000 --> 02:38.000 Were you an American? 02:38.000 --> 02:40.000 Yes. 02:40.000 --> 02:46.000 Were you a character that is associated with some famous incident in our history? 02:46.000 --> 02:49.000 In the history books, we might have read about you, yes. 02:49.000 --> 02:50.000 No. 02:50.000 --> 02:55.000 Now, rephrasing that question, in history books, might you have read about her? 02:55.000 --> 02:59.000 Yes, but you didn't say that. You said one specific incident, Roger. Now, which do you want? 02:59.000 --> 03:00.000 Oh, I see. 03:00.000 --> 03:04.000 I suppose you want the one that gave you the yes answer, yes. 03:04.000 --> 03:05.000 Are you a female? 03:05.000 --> 03:07.000 No. 03:07.000 --> 03:10.000 Were you a military man? 03:10.000 --> 03:12.000 No. 03:12.000 --> 03:13.000 I pass. 03:13.000 --> 03:15.000 All right, Bess? 03:15.000 --> 03:17.000 Did you hold a government position? 03:17.000 --> 03:20.000 No. 03:20.000 --> 03:21.000 Laugh. 03:21.000 --> 03:23.000 Snicker. Just a snicker. 03:23.000 --> 03:26.000 Were you connected with politics in any way? 03:26.000 --> 03:28.000 No. 03:28.000 --> 03:31.000 Tell me, did you live in the 20th century? 03:31.000 --> 03:32.000 No. 03:32.000 --> 03:34.000 In the last 200 years? 03:34.000 --> 03:36.000 Oh, yes. Yes. 03:36.000 --> 03:38.000 In the last 200 years. I pass. 03:38.000 --> 03:42.000 Oh, that was kind of confusing. Did you say no to the 20th century? 03:42.000 --> 03:46.000 That's right. She said no to the 20th century. 03:46.000 --> 03:53.000 But I presume then that she lived, let's say, like 175 years ago. 03:53.000 --> 03:57.000 I presume anything your little heart desires. If it confuses you, that makes us very happy, Gene. 03:57.000 --> 04:05.000 Well, now, I hate to suggest anything to someone as pretty as you, but are you kind of an unsavory character? 04:05.000 --> 04:06.000 I mean, did you... 04:06.000 --> 04:08.000 I changed his favorite word tonight, you see. 04:08.000 --> 04:13.000 Usually it has some ridiculous sounding thing like, are you notorious, you know. 04:13.000 --> 04:14.000 Is that what you mean tonight, Gene? 04:14.000 --> 04:15.000 Yes. 04:15.000 --> 04:18.000 Okay. Answer his question, hon. Are you notorious? 04:18.000 --> 04:19.000 Yes. 04:19.000 --> 04:21.000 You are notorious. 04:21.000 --> 04:27.000 Were you a famous robber of some kind? 04:27.000 --> 04:28.000 Yes. 04:28.000 --> 04:32.000 Now, has it been established that you were an American? 04:32.000 --> 04:33.000 Yes, it has. 04:33.000 --> 04:40.000 Well, the famous robbers that I know about in history offhand were men associated with the West. 04:40.000 --> 04:43.000 Were you somebody like Jesse James? 04:43.000 --> 04:53.000 Yes. 04:53.000 --> 04:55.000 We thought that would be very confusing because it's a very pretty young lady. 04:55.000 --> 04:59.000 When I say pretty, I mean pretty because you just won a big contest out there, didn't you? 04:59.000 --> 05:00.000 Yes, I did. 05:00.000 --> 05:01.000 What was the contest? 05:01.000 --> 05:02.000 Miss University of Iowa. 05:02.000 --> 05:07.000 Miss University of Iowa. How does it feel to be on television coast to coast? 05:07.000 --> 05:09.000 Strange kind of feeling, is it, or a nice kind of feeling? 05:09.000 --> 05:10.000 It's very nice. 05:10.000 --> 05:14.000 It's a pleasure having you here. I'm sure that you've stolen nothing but the men's hearts in your lifetime. 05:14.000 --> 05:19.000 Jesse, thank you ever so much. Pick up your checks from all the people except Gene. 05:19.000 --> 05:23.000 Thank you on behalf of Rawson for playing me. 05:23.000 --> 05:29.000 Nice to see you. 05:29.000 --> 05:34.000 To coin a phrase, Rayburn, that's one time when that word of yours stayed you in good stead. 05:34.000 --> 05:36.000 You've been asking that as long as I've been on the show. 05:36.000 --> 05:39.000 Are you notorious? And today it worked. 05:39.000 --> 05:40.000 Do you know why, Dennis? 05:40.000 --> 05:41.000 Why? 05:41.000 --> 05:44.000 Because all his ancestors were notorious. 05:44.000 --> 05:47.000 I know his whole family, practically. 05:47.000 --> 05:52.000 Friends, if you'd like to come down here and see the show in person and play the game before we go on the air, 05:52.000 --> 05:55.000 have some fun, win yourself some prizes, all you have to do is write to us. 05:55.000 --> 06:01.000 Write to names the same, ABC TV, New York 23, New York. 06:01.000 --> 06:05.000 Now, before we meet our next guest with a famous name, here's a word from my good friend Bob Shepard. 06:05.000 --> 06:09.000 He's over there in Checkerboard Square, so here he is. 06:09.000 --> 06:11.000 Thank you very much, Denny. 06:11.000 --> 06:17.000 You know, friends, this is one commercial where I'm not going to ask you to buy a package of our sponsor's product, 06:17.000 --> 06:23.000 because I like to think that you probably have a box of Rye Crisp on hand in your kitchen right now. 06:23.000 --> 06:31.000 Anyway, I'm just going to take that for granted because it's a fact that Rye Crisp is mighty, mighty popular in lots and lots of homes. 06:31.000 --> 06:40.000 So, instead of asking you to buy Rye Crisp, I am going to ask you when you go shopping tomorrow to bring home some cheese. 06:40.000 --> 06:42.000 Now, I don't care what brand or type it is. 06:42.000 --> 06:49.000 You just get the kind you like best, whether it's American or Swiss or cream cheese or whatever. 06:49.000 --> 06:53.000 Now then, when you get it home, here's what I want you to do. 06:53.000 --> 07:01.000 You just take some of that cheese and you put some of that cheese on one of your Rye Crisp crackers like that, see? 07:01.000 --> 07:04.000 And then you just try it. 07:04.000 --> 07:16.000 Now, if you don't agree that cheese and Rye Crisp honestly are gooder together, well, I will be a monkey's uncle. 07:16.000 --> 07:19.000 Yes, friends, that's the offer we make, no strings attached. 07:19.000 --> 07:26.000 If you don't agree that cheese and Rye Crisp really are gooder together, well, you just write me a letter from that time forward. 07:26.000 --> 07:29.000 I shall be a monkey's uncle. 07:29.000 --> 07:33.000 Now, this is known as our uncle back guarantee. 07:33.000 --> 07:35.000 So, how can you lose, hmm? 07:35.000 --> 07:47.000 Remember now, that's Rye Crisp, the smorgasbord cracker in the checkerboard package. 07:47.000 --> 07:49.000 Thank you, Bob, very, very much. 07:49.000 --> 07:53.000 Now, panel, we're going to do one of those things again that always confuses Rayburn. 07:53.000 --> 07:56.000 We're not going to try to find the name of a person this time. 07:56.000 --> 08:01.000 Once again, we have an interesting name of a town, so why don't we meet our next guest from that town right now? 08:01.000 --> 08:05.000 Here he is. 08:05.000 --> 08:06.000 How are you, sir? 08:06.000 --> 08:07.000 Won't you sit down? 08:07.000 --> 08:09.000 Nice and close to a metropony here. 08:09.000 --> 08:12.000 And this is Mr. William Dillard, ladies and gentlemen, of our panel. 08:12.000 --> 08:18.000 He comes from a town, and that town is out in the state of Missouri, and it's a kind of a thing. 08:18.000 --> 08:19.000 It's the same as a kind of a thing. 08:19.000 --> 08:21.000 That's as much as we can tell him, I think, Mr. Dillard, right? 08:21.000 --> 08:35.000 Let's show all the folks at home now what the name of that town in Missouri is. 08:35.000 --> 08:36.000 I hope I covered that. 08:36.000 --> 08:39.000 Mark Goodson just tripped over the set back there, and I hope that we covered it completely. 08:39.000 --> 08:42.000 If we're all set, now let's get underway here, and we'll start with Bess Meyers. 08:42.000 --> 08:43.000 And Bess? 08:43.000 --> 08:51.000 Mr. Dilling, this thing your town is named after, are there quite a few of them in the state of Missouri? 08:51.000 --> 08:53.000 I would say so, yes. 08:53.000 --> 08:54.000 Yes? 08:54.000 --> 08:59.000 Are they raised or grown in your area? 08:59.000 --> 09:00.000 Sure are. 09:00.000 --> 09:01.000 Sure, sure. 09:01.000 --> 09:03.000 Well, I don't know what grows in Missouri. 09:03.000 --> 09:04.000 Do you? 09:04.000 --> 09:06.000 Yeah, I've got some ideas of what grows out there. 09:06.000 --> 09:15.000 Well, tell me, would this be something that I would ever find at the breakfast table? 09:15.000 --> 09:19.000 Well, now, that's a tough question, Bill, I'll tell you. 09:19.000 --> 09:21.000 Gosh, I don't know how to answer that, Bess. 09:21.000 --> 09:22.000 I'm really at a loss. 09:22.000 --> 09:24.000 I would have to say the way you phrased it, yes, you could find one at a breakfast table. 09:24.000 --> 09:25.000 I could. 09:25.000 --> 09:32.000 Might I squeeze half a dozen of these before breakfast? 09:32.000 --> 09:35.000 Well, I know you well enough that I can answer that for her, Bill, and say no, you wouldn't. 09:35.000 --> 09:37.000 No. 09:37.000 --> 09:45.000 I was thinking perhaps if it wasn't an orange, would one of these a day keep the doctor away? 09:45.000 --> 09:46.000 No, I don't think so. 09:46.000 --> 09:47.000 No? 09:47.000 --> 09:48.000 No. 09:48.000 --> 09:49.000 Five questions. 09:49.000 --> 09:54.000 Would this, perchance, be something that would grow on the ground? 09:54.000 --> 09:56.000 Well, yes, I guess so. 09:56.000 --> 09:57.000 Sure, sure. 09:57.000 --> 10:01.000 Are they often fried? 10:01.000 --> 10:04.000 Well, I have to ask, slowly, she didn't hear you, Bess. 10:04.000 --> 10:06.000 Are they often fried? 10:06.000 --> 10:11.000 Well, I don't believe I ever saw one fried. 10:11.000 --> 10:12.000 Well? 10:12.000 --> 10:16.000 Well, I'll pass to my unsafety friend. 10:16.000 --> 10:23.000 This thing that's raised on a farm, is this a member of the animal kingdom? 10:23.000 --> 10:25.000 I believe so, yes. 10:25.000 --> 10:26.000 Really? 10:26.000 --> 10:27.000 Do you ever find them in a barn? 10:27.000 --> 10:29.000 Yes. 10:29.000 --> 10:32.000 Are some of them big and sloppy? 10:32.000 --> 10:33.000 I'd say so, yes. 10:33.000 --> 10:34.000 Really? 10:34.000 --> 10:39.000 Well, now, can you make them happy with a pail of garbage? 10:39.000 --> 10:40.000 Well, I don't... 10:40.000 --> 10:42.000 That's a weird thought, isn't it? 10:42.000 --> 10:45.000 I don't believe I ever saw one eating garbage. 10:45.000 --> 10:47.000 Oh, well, then it's... 10:47.000 --> 10:48.000 You know, I thought it might be a pig. 10:48.000 --> 10:51.000 We know what you're thinking, Mike. 10:51.000 --> 10:52.000 Well, it's not a pig. 10:52.000 --> 10:54.000 Is it more attractive than a pig? 10:54.000 --> 10:55.000 Well, I would say so. 10:55.000 --> 10:58.000 Some of them are. 10:58.000 --> 11:01.000 Is this, by any chance, a two-legged animal? 11:01.000 --> 11:02.000 Yes, yes. 11:02.000 --> 11:03.000 Really? 11:03.000 --> 11:06.000 Does it ever fly? 11:06.000 --> 11:08.000 In an airplane, yes. 11:08.000 --> 11:10.000 Yes, it can fly on an airplane. 11:10.000 --> 11:16.000 Does a good one lay an egg every day? 11:16.000 --> 11:17.000 It's a good thing you didn't hear what he said. 11:17.000 --> 11:20.000 I would have never gotten that line from you. 11:20.000 --> 11:22.000 Does a good one lay an egg every day? 11:22.000 --> 11:23.000 I don't believe they do. 11:23.000 --> 11:25.000 I've never seen one. 11:25.000 --> 11:27.000 Well, then it's not a chicken, is it? 11:27.000 --> 11:28.000 No, it isn't. 11:28.000 --> 11:31.000 Well, then I'll pass. 11:31.000 --> 11:34.000 Is this, by any chance, a human being? 11:34.000 --> 11:35.000 Now, watch her, Mr. Dillard. 11:35.000 --> 11:38.000 She comes right at you, cutting hard, wide and handsome. 11:38.000 --> 11:40.000 Watch her now. 11:40.000 --> 11:42.000 I guess you could call them human beings. 11:42.000 --> 11:44.000 I think you would have to, yes. 11:44.000 --> 11:47.000 Is it a certain type of human being? 11:47.000 --> 11:48.000 Yes. 11:48.000 --> 11:49.000 I see. 11:49.000 --> 11:55.000 And is it male, or can it be either? 11:55.000 --> 11:59.000 Answer yes or no. 11:59.000 --> 12:01.000 Yes, it would have to be a male. 12:01.000 --> 12:04.000 It would have to be a male? 12:04.000 --> 12:08.000 It is the whole human being as opposed to part of the human being, is that right? 12:08.000 --> 12:09.000 It's the whole human being. 12:09.000 --> 12:10.000 It's the whole human being. 12:10.000 --> 12:13.000 The whole hog. 12:13.000 --> 12:17.000 Does it imply some sort of grossness, as you say hog? 12:17.000 --> 12:18.000 No, it does not, Joan. 12:18.000 --> 12:19.000 It does not? 12:19.000 --> 12:21.000 I was just going back to Gene's old gag there. 12:21.000 --> 12:22.000 I see. 12:22.000 --> 12:23.000 Is it something funny, Dennis? 12:23.000 --> 12:27.000 Is it an amusing kind of a human being? 12:27.000 --> 12:29.000 Not in itself, no. 12:29.000 --> 12:31.000 Not in itself? 12:31.000 --> 12:34.000 It's in the butt of many jokes and things like that, but it has to be amusing in itself. 12:34.000 --> 12:36.000 It has been in the butt of many jokes. 12:36.000 --> 12:37.000 I see. 12:37.000 --> 12:40.000 Well, Roger knows all about that, so I'll pass to him. 12:40.000 --> 12:41.000 Roger. 12:41.000 --> 12:46.000 Is this type of person classified because of his marital state there? 12:46.000 --> 12:47.000 No. 12:47.000 --> 12:54.000 Is it a family type, relationship type name, like Grandpa? 12:54.000 --> 12:55.000 No. 12:55.000 --> 12:57.000 Didn't you hear vehemently I said no to you, Roger? 12:57.000 --> 12:59.000 I don't want to throw you way off the beam. 12:59.000 --> 13:01.000 You said is it because of his marital state. 13:01.000 --> 13:02.000 Does it have in-law in it? 13:02.000 --> 13:03.000 No. 13:03.000 --> 13:07.000 Is it nothing like... 13:07.000 --> 13:09.000 Now, Joan, he knows and it's too late. 13:09.000 --> 13:10.000 What is it? 13:10.000 --> 13:12.000 Is it nothing like cousin, brother, uncle, aunt? 13:12.000 --> 13:13.000 No. 13:13.000 --> 13:16.000 It is... 13:16.000 --> 13:18.000 Would I be one of these things? 13:18.000 --> 13:20.000 I don't know, Roger, to be honest with you. 13:20.000 --> 13:21.000 I never did find out. 13:21.000 --> 13:22.000 Father. 13:22.000 --> 13:24.000 Father, no. 13:24.000 --> 13:25.000 Bachelor. 13:25.000 --> 13:35.000 Bachelor, right, yes. 13:35.000 --> 13:38.000 Well, I kind of took it away from Bill there for a minute. 13:38.000 --> 13:40.000 I know we're running very long on that particular one. 13:40.000 --> 13:43.000 I thought you were getting close, but you said does it have to do with your marital state. 13:43.000 --> 13:46.000 And I didn't want to say the lack of it, you know. 13:46.000 --> 13:47.000 All right. 13:47.000 --> 13:50.000 So we want to show everybody now a grown up enlarged postal stamp 13:50.000 --> 13:52.000 to authenticate this town out there in Missouri. 13:52.000 --> 13:54.800 out there in Missouri, so let's let all the folks look at that right now, can we? 13:54.800 --> 13:59.500 There it is. Now we'll talk to Mr. Dillard for just a second and find out what you do out there. 13:59.500 --> 14:00.500 So what do you do? 14:00.500 --> 14:03.000 Well, I'm a farmer and a substitute mail carrier. 14:03.000 --> 14:05.000 Mm-hmm. And what's the population of this town? 14:05.000 --> 14:06.000 About 20. 14:06.000 --> 14:07.000 About 20? 14:07.000 --> 14:09.500 How'd they get its name? 14:09.500 --> 14:17.500 Well, there were two old bachelors settled there, I understand, years ago, and that's the way it got its name. 14:17.500 --> 14:20.500 From those two bachelors. Are there any bachelors there now of the 20 that you know of? 14:20.500 --> 14:23.500 Oh, yes. Yes, yes, there's still bachelors. 14:23.500 --> 14:24.500 Are there? 14:24.500 --> 14:26.000 I might ask you a question. Are you one of them? 14:26.000 --> 14:27.000 Sure. 14:27.000 --> 14:28.500 How do you like that? 14:28.500 --> 14:31.500 Dillard, thank you very much on behalf of the Lawford Post. Pick up your check. 14:31.500 --> 14:33.000 From everybody. 14:35.500 --> 14:37.000 There you are. 14:39.500 --> 14:41.000 Give me the table. 14:45.000 --> 14:47.000 I don't know quite what to do with you that time, Rog. 14:47.000 --> 14:51.000 All right, now let's carry on here. I'd like you to meet our guest star here tonight. 14:51.000 --> 14:53.000 I think you're going to get a real kick out of meeting this gentleman. 14:53.000 --> 15:00.500 Known around the world in the field of modern art, the celebrated painter, Mr. Salvador Dali. 15:06.500 --> 15:08.000 Say hello. 15:09.500 --> 15:15.500 Salvador, before we start and play our little game with you, I just want to say that I've been reading some very nice things about you. 15:15.500 --> 15:18.000 You're now designing jewelry, too, are you not? 15:18.000 --> 15:23.500 Yes, just finished one complete collection of electronic jewels. 15:23.500 --> 15:24.500 Electronic jewels? 15:24.500 --> 15:29.500 Yes, diamonds, jumping and romping in every direction. 15:29.500 --> 15:31.500 I see, kind of like your paintings with those suspended all over. 15:31.500 --> 15:34.500 Completely in dynamic form. 15:34.500 --> 15:38.000 I'm very anxious to see them. Are they on display someplace, an exhibit, or are they for sale, or what? 15:38.000 --> 15:39.500 No, it's just complete. 15:39.500 --> 15:40.500 I see. 15:40.500 --> 15:41.500 Sometimes. 15:41.500 --> 15:47.500 I see. All right, now let's play our game. This is something that's a wish that Mr. Dali has, a desire. 15:47.500 --> 15:48.500 You know. 15:48.500 --> 15:50.500 It's something, yes, I know, yes. 15:50.500 --> 15:53.500 In a moment I'm going to let the people know. You do not know, we know. 15:53.500 --> 15:56.500 This is something that Mr. Dali wishes to see. 15:56.500 --> 16:12.500 Let's show the home audience right now what it is that Salvador Dali wishes to see. 16:12.500 --> 16:17.500 All right, Joan, I'm going to start with you now. Remember, this is something Salvador would like to see. 16:17.500 --> 16:23.500 This thing you'd like to see, Mr. Dali, does it involve something artistic? 16:23.500 --> 16:25.500 Almost artistic. 16:25.500 --> 16:27.500 I would say definitely. 16:27.500 --> 16:28.500 Definitely artistic? 16:28.500 --> 16:30.500 Thank you. 16:30.500 --> 16:34.500 Does it involve something tangible? Could I hold it in my hand? 16:34.500 --> 16:35.500 Yes, that's possible. 16:35.500 --> 16:40.500 I could. Well, could you describe this as a work of art? 16:40.500 --> 16:43.500 It's almost one work of art. 16:43.500 --> 16:44.500 Yes? 16:44.500 --> 16:46.500 Very close. 16:46.500 --> 16:47.500 It's a work of art. 16:47.500 --> 16:53.500 If I got one, would I hang it on my wall? 16:53.500 --> 16:54.500 It's impossible. 16:54.500 --> 16:55.500 It's impossible? 16:55.500 --> 16:56.500 Impossible. 16:56.500 --> 17:02.500 I would say impossible, yes, Salvador. But then with you, really, nothing's impossible, you know. Nothing. Joan? 17:02.500 --> 17:05.500 Is this the sort of thing which you would create yourself? 17:05.500 --> 17:07.500 Absolutely. 17:07.500 --> 17:08.500 What you have designed. 17:08.500 --> 17:10.500 What is original. 17:10.500 --> 17:17.500 You've designed some absolutely beautiful jewelry. Is it something that could be worn? 17:17.500 --> 17:19.500 Yes, yes. 17:19.500 --> 17:20.500 It could be worn? 17:20.500 --> 17:21.500 Yes. 17:21.500 --> 17:27.500 Would I cause somewhat of a sensation if I wore it, say, to the opera? 17:27.500 --> 17:34.500 She said, would she cause a sensation, Mr. Dali, if she wore it at an opera? I think the roof would fall in, no? 17:34.500 --> 17:35.500 Yes. 17:35.500 --> 17:40.500 Well, in that case, I'll pass because I thought it was something to do with Mr. Dali's jewelry. 17:40.500 --> 17:42.500 No, it is not. Roger? 17:42.500 --> 17:51.500 Is this something to do with something that might cause people to ask you how you fixed for blades? 17:51.500 --> 17:54.500 You understand that, Mr. Dali? Yes. 17:54.500 --> 18:00.500 Is it something to do with a tremendous mustache, which is a book out on now, isn't it? 18:00.500 --> 18:01.500 The mustache? 18:01.500 --> 18:02.500 Yes. 18:02.500 --> 18:03.500 The same mustache? 18:03.500 --> 18:04.500 You have two questions there. 18:04.500 --> 18:07.500 That is, something to do with the mustache. You'd like to see something happen to the mustache. 18:07.500 --> 18:12.500 You'd like to see it clear around so you can tie it in the back? 18:12.500 --> 18:14.500 No. 18:14.500 --> 18:19.500 You'd like to see more. You'd like to see yourself with a goatee. 18:19.500 --> 18:21.500 Au contraire. I don't like it. 18:21.500 --> 18:26.500 You'd like to see the mustache on someone else. 18:26.500 --> 18:27.500 Yes. 18:27.500 --> 18:30.500 Ava Gardner. 18:30.500 --> 18:33.500 Listen, that is not as silly as it sounds. 18:33.500 --> 18:37.500 Roger, that is not as silly as it sounds, and we come up to a point later. Go ahead. 18:37.500 --> 18:42.500 Someone who would not normally be wearing a mustache. 18:42.500 --> 18:44.500 You'd like to see the mustache on someone who would not normally wear one. 18:44.500 --> 18:47.500 Who else besides Salvador Dali normally wears it? 18:47.500 --> 18:49.500 True. 18:49.500 --> 18:52.500 Is somebody in show business? 18:52.500 --> 18:56.500 Is it somebody in show? It could be. It would have to encompass him. Yes. Three questions. 18:56.500 --> 18:58.500 Okay, I pass. 18:58.500 --> 19:05.500 Would it be a male that you would like to see this mustache on? I presume since you said that Joan would tear the roof down. 19:05.500 --> 19:07.500 Would it be a male that you'd like to see this mustache on? 19:07.500 --> 19:08.500 Yes. 19:08.500 --> 19:12.500 Would it be a gentleman right here on this panel? 19:12.500 --> 19:15.500 This is what time you're getting fucked, kid. 19:15.500 --> 19:18.500 Yes, we have to include. Yes. 19:18.500 --> 19:20.500 If not Gene again? 19:20.500 --> 19:22.500 No. Would it be Roger? 19:22.500 --> 19:24.500 Yes, it's Gene and Roger. 19:24.500 --> 19:29.500 Both of them, you would like to see a mustache very similar to yours on both Gene and Roger? 19:29.500 --> 19:31.500 Yes, but that's not the end of it. 19:31.500 --> 19:32.500 What about Dennis? 19:32.500 --> 19:33.500 And Dennis? 19:33.500 --> 19:34.500 That's not the end of it. 19:34.500 --> 19:35.500 And me? 19:35.500 --> 19:40.500 No, that's the end of it. 19:40.500 --> 19:42.500 No, you're so close, I'm going to have to give it to you. 19:42.500 --> 19:43.500 He's going to put it on. 19:43.500 --> 19:46.500 Right, right, right. An all man. An all man. 19:46.500 --> 19:55.500 Thank you. 19:55.500 --> 20:01.500 Roger, Roger, you happen to mention a book about Salvador Dali's mustache. 20:01.500 --> 20:04.500 Here it is, Dali's mustache, Salvador Dali and Philip Polsman. 20:04.500 --> 20:08.500 And he's got a technique now for putting mustache on women. 20:08.500 --> 20:09.500 So it's not so funny what you said. 20:09.500 --> 20:11.500 This is full of some weird pictures. In the back here, it says. 20:11.500 --> 20:13.500 Transparent mustache for women. 20:13.500 --> 20:14.500 Yeah, not on me. 20:14.500 --> 20:17.500 Wait a minute, wait a minute. 20:17.500 --> 20:22.500 It says here, warning, this book is preposterous and what's going to happen now is preposterous. 20:22.500 --> 20:23.500 Gentlemen, join me. 20:23.500 --> 20:24.500 Come on, Salvador. 20:24.500 --> 20:25.500 Go ahead. 20:25.500 --> 20:26.500 All right. 20:26.500 --> 20:28.500 Mr. Vukovic and the mustache. 20:28.500 --> 20:29.500 Yes, here's he. 20:29.500 --> 20:33.500 He, he, he, all that, the whole thing, the mustache, he, he, he, all that. 20:33.500 --> 20:34.500 Now stand here. 20:34.500 --> 20:35.500 No, Gene, over here. 20:35.500 --> 20:37.500 Now you stand here and you stand here. 20:37.500 --> 20:38.500 No, no, no, don't have to face the audience right now. 20:38.500 --> 20:39.500 No, no, no. 20:39.500 --> 20:40.500 Turn your back. 20:40.500 --> 20:41.500 That's all right. 20:41.500 --> 20:42.500 I know you've had this great stage training and all. 20:42.500 --> 20:44.500 But turn your back just the same. 20:44.500 --> 20:45.500 Am I seen straight? 20:45.500 --> 20:46.500 Yes. 20:46.500 --> 20:49.500 And, uh, let me make. 20:49.500 --> 20:50.500 Excellent. 20:50.500 --> 20:51.500 Very good. 20:51.500 --> 20:52.500 I'd make myself good. 20:52.500 --> 20:53.500 Excellent. 20:53.500 --> 20:56.500 All right, now you may turn around, gentlemen. 20:56.500 --> 20:58.500 Wow. 20:58.500 --> 21:00.500 Mine is grueling. 21:00.500 --> 21:03.500 Gene. 21:03.500 --> 21:04.500 Me too. 21:04.500 --> 21:09.500 No. 21:09.500 --> 21:10.500 Mr. Duffy. 21:10.500 --> 21:11.500 No. 21:11.500 --> 21:12.500 Now. 21:12.500 --> 21:13.500 No, no, no, no. 21:13.500 --> 21:17.500 It's possible to improve myself one more. 21:17.500 --> 21:21.500 Don't laugh. 21:21.500 --> 21:23.500 I forgot to tell you, this is indelible pencil. 21:23.500 --> 21:25.500 It'll never come off. 21:25.500 --> 21:26.500 It's all right. 21:26.500 --> 21:30.500 I'm going to have him sign it and then I'm going to charge $5,000 for the face. 21:30.500 --> 21:36.500 Blue tastes delicious. 21:36.500 --> 21:40.500 Method, method, method. 21:40.500 --> 21:41.500 Very good. 21:41.500 --> 21:42.500 Very good. 21:42.500 --> 21:43.500 Very good. 21:43.500 --> 21:44.500 Very good. 21:44.500 --> 21:45.500 Very good. 21:45.500 --> 21:46.500 Very good. 21:46.500 --> 21:47.500 Very good. 21:47.500 --> 21:50.500 Boy, you can take them off now and go back and make out your check. 21:50.500 --> 21:53.500 Boy, you try to keep a mine iron, man. 21:53.500 --> 21:54.500 Well, look, I got to get mine off. 21:54.500 --> 21:58.500 Mr. Dolly, I want to thank you very much for coming down here today. 21:58.500 --> 22:01.500 If I can, I have to talk about something very important. 22:01.500 --> 22:02.500 Mr. Dolly, thank you very much. 22:02.500 --> 22:03.500 Let's give him a nice hand, everybody. 22:03.500 --> 22:04.500 Salvatore Dolly. 22:04.500 --> 22:11.500 Let me get a cupcake. 22:11.500 --> 22:18.500 Woo! 22:18.500 --> 22:20.500 Ah, you like this kettle of fish. 22:20.500 --> 22:22.500 Two of them. 22:22.500 --> 22:24.500 You'll have to just forgive me for a moment. 22:24.500 --> 22:29.500 Oh, darn this business of show business with all the makeup. 22:29.500 --> 22:31.500 Hey, it comes off all right. 22:31.500 --> 22:34.500 You can't bear to look at this much longer, though. 22:34.500 --> 22:36.500 I mean the face, Rayburn. 22:36.500 --> 22:42.500 Dennis, you said that they had discovered a way to put mustaches on women. 22:42.500 --> 22:43.500 Yes, he said that. 22:43.500 --> 22:45.500 What I want to know is if they discovered a way to take them off. 22:45.500 --> 22:52.500 I have to take these off right now because I am about to read to you a note from our sponsor. 22:52.500 --> 22:56.500 And I wouldn't want to do anything silly like have a mustache and stuff on at that time. 22:56.500 --> 22:58.500 Let's see if I can find this note quickly. 22:58.500 --> 23:02.500 It says here, we are the Ralston folks. 23:02.500 --> 23:09.500 Dennis would like you to tell the folks that all of them may see in some grocery stores large displays of hot Ralston, 23:09.500 --> 23:13.500 both instant and regular, with a big dinosaur on top of it. 23:13.500 --> 23:15.500 Now, right now, let's show everybody. 23:15.500 --> 23:19.500 Can we get a camera over there and show the folks what this display looks like in all those grocery stores? 23:19.500 --> 23:20.500 May we? 23:20.500 --> 23:21.500 All right, good. 23:21.500 --> 23:22.500 May we. 23:22.500 --> 23:23.500 Now you're saying it. 23:23.500 --> 23:27.500 I don't want you to get the wrong idea about this Ralston dinosaur. 23:27.500 --> 23:30.500 I don't want you to think a bowl full of steaming hot Ralston, 23:30.500 --> 23:37.500 even slightly resembled a fillet of Prontosaurus or a dinosaur stew or anything like that. 23:37.500 --> 23:42.500 Matter of fact, this hot Ralston has a nice nutty wheat flavor that, well, 23:42.500 --> 23:46.500 it's completely unlike anything else you've ever tasted, dinosaurs included. 23:46.500 --> 23:49.500 Furthermore, I can tell you this for sure, for dang sure, 23:49.500 --> 23:55.500 that you cannot get a live dinosaur for 25 cents plus a hot Ralston box top. 23:55.500 --> 23:57.500 The idea of the dinosaur, and I guess you know this, 23:57.500 --> 24:04.500 is simply to attract your attention to the hot Ralston when you enter your favorite neighborhood store. 24:04.500 --> 24:09.500 Now, as far as I'm concerned, you can completely ignore Mr. Dinosaur. 24:09.500 --> 24:14.500 Pay no attention to him at all as long as you pay attention to this, the hot Ralston. 24:14.500 --> 24:15.500 Okay? 24:15.500 --> 24:18.500 And then someday real soon, some morning, when you want to really enjoy your breakfast, 24:18.500 --> 24:24.500 want to be real nice to yourself, you cook up a steaming bowl full of hot Ralston 24:24.500 --> 24:27.500 and you find out for yourself how really downright good it is, huh? 24:27.500 --> 24:31.500 Either way, regular, which has been a favorite for half a century, 24:31.500 --> 24:35.500 and instant Ralston, which cooks up in just 10 seconds. 24:35.500 --> 24:38.500 Now, either way, you are going to find it is good. 24:38.500 --> 24:42.500 You'll find that it's the famous hot cereal from Checkerboard Square. 24:42.500 --> 24:43.500 Hot Ralston. 24:43.500 --> 24:44.500 All right? 24:44.500 --> 24:50.500 Applause 24:50.500 --> 24:54.500 I would have loved to have stayed with you fellas, really, with the mustaches. 24:54.500 --> 24:55.500 You look like the cat. 24:55.500 --> 24:57.500 I just didn't want to take away anything from the dinosaur. 24:57.500 --> 25:00.500 Let's carry on here with our next guest with a famous name. 25:00.500 --> 25:01.500 Here he is. 25:01.500 --> 25:05.500 Applause 25:05.500 --> 25:07.500 Won't you sit down? 25:07.500 --> 25:08.500 I hope you don't mind the greasing hand. 25:08.500 --> 25:12.500 That happens to be cold cream, and I think we ought to jump right into the game, sir, 25:12.500 --> 25:15.500 and we'll tell all the folks at home what your famous name is. 25:15.500 --> 25:18.500 So you folks take a look at it right now and pal, you figure it out. 25:18.500 --> 25:22.500 Applause 25:22.500 --> 25:23.500 All right. 25:23.500 --> 25:25.500 Now, let's start with Gene Raven. 25:25.500 --> 25:26.500 Gene, we only got a couple of minutes. 25:26.500 --> 25:28.500 Okay, are you living? 25:28.500 --> 25:29.500 Yes. 25:29.500 --> 25:30.500 Are you a male? 25:30.500 --> 25:31.500 Yes. 25:31.500 --> 25:32.500 Are you an American? 25:32.500 --> 25:33.500 Are you an American? 25:33.500 --> 25:34.500 Yes. 25:34.500 --> 25:37.500 He always talks like that when he has a mustache on. 25:37.500 --> 25:41.500 Living American male, are you in the arts? 25:41.500 --> 25:42.500 Yes. 25:42.500 --> 25:46.500 Are you known for your work primarily in motion pictures? 25:46.500 --> 25:47.500 Yes. 25:47.500 --> 25:51.500 Are you a juvenile lead? 25:51.500 --> 25:52.500 Good question, huh? 25:52.500 --> 25:54.500 Are you a juvenile delinquent? 25:54.500 --> 25:56.500 Are you a... 25:56.500 --> 25:58.500 No, not a juvenile lead, Gene. 25:58.500 --> 26:01.500 Are you a character actor? 26:01.500 --> 26:02.500 Are you a character? 26:02.500 --> 26:03.500 I pass. 26:03.500 --> 26:06.500 No, he's not answering my question, so I'm just going to pass. 26:06.500 --> 26:09.500 Apparently you're just a leading man, is that right? 26:09.500 --> 26:11.500 Oh, you catch on so quick there, Jody. 26:11.500 --> 26:13.500 Have you been in pictures for a long time? 26:13.500 --> 26:14.500 Yes. 26:14.500 --> 26:17.500 Do you have any distinguishing physical characteristics? 26:17.500 --> 26:19.500 To you, Jody, yes. 26:19.500 --> 26:20.500 Yes? 26:20.500 --> 26:23.500 Yes, but not really to anybody else. 26:23.500 --> 26:24.500 Not really to anybody else. 26:24.500 --> 26:25.500 Now, that's odd, isn't it? 26:25.500 --> 26:28.500 Above the neck? 26:28.500 --> 26:30.500 I would have to say it's the whole thing. 26:30.500 --> 26:31.500 What? 26:31.500 --> 26:32.500 The whole thing. 26:32.500 --> 26:33.500 The whole thing is distinguished to me. 26:33.500 --> 26:34.500 Yeah. 26:34.500 --> 26:36.500 If you're a girl, are you a girl? 26:36.500 --> 26:37.500 Then it is. 26:37.500 --> 26:40.500 You bet on the girl. 26:40.500 --> 26:42.500 You can say that again, can't you? 26:42.500 --> 26:43.500 Yes, you can. 26:43.500 --> 26:44.500 All right. 26:44.500 --> 26:45.500 I pass. 26:45.500 --> 26:46.500 You pass. 26:46.500 --> 26:47.500 Sorry. 26:47.500 --> 26:49.500 Do you have a distinctive way of talking, sir? 26:49.500 --> 26:50.500 You can be mimicked. 26:50.500 --> 26:51.500 Yes. 26:51.500 --> 26:52.500 Are you Clark Gable? 26:52.500 --> 26:53.500 No. 26:53.500 --> 26:54.500 Jimmy Stewart? 26:54.500 --> 26:55.500 No. 26:55.500 --> 26:56.500 Tyrone Power? 26:56.500 --> 26:57.500 No. 26:57.500 --> 26:58.500 Robert Taylor? 26:58.500 --> 26:59.500 No. 26:59.500 --> 27:00.500 You've got 100 to go. 27:00.500 --> 27:01.500 Go ahead, man. 27:01.500 --> 27:02.500 Me. 27:02.500 --> 27:03.500 No. 27:03.500 --> 27:04.500 Gary Cooper? 27:04.500 --> 27:05.500 Yes. 27:05.500 --> 27:13.500 Very, very good. 27:13.500 --> 27:19.500 How can you answer, Joan, whether or not Gary Cooper has distinguishing characteristics? 27:19.500 --> 27:20.500 I think the girl's... 27:20.500 --> 27:21.500 All the girls just think. 27:21.500 --> 27:22.500 Sure. 27:22.500 --> 27:23.500 Look at him when he stands up. 27:23.500 --> 27:24.500 Now, pay attention to him. 27:24.500 --> 27:25.500 He's very tall. 27:25.500 --> 27:26.500 He's just like the real Gary Cooper. 27:26.500 --> 27:28.500 You get $60 from the Raulston folks. 27:28.500 --> 27:29.500 Thank you for playing the game. 27:29.500 --> 27:30.500 Everybody but Roger Price. 27:30.500 --> 27:31.500 Mr. Cooper, thank you. 27:31.500 --> 27:32.500 Thank you. 27:32.500 --> 27:33.500 Thank you. 27:33.500 --> 27:36.500 There you are, Gary Cooper. 27:36.500 --> 27:37.500 There you are, Gary Cooper. 27:37.500 --> 27:38.500 Thank you. 27:38.500 --> 27:39.500 It's so nice to have you here. 27:39.500 --> 27:40.500 He's a big man. 27:40.500 --> 27:41.500 All right. 27:41.500 --> 27:44.500 Now, we're going to have an accounting from you people in just a second. 27:44.500 --> 27:45.500 But first, I just want to say this. 27:45.500 --> 27:49.500 We'd like to know from you folks about famous names of people, places, and things. 27:49.500 --> 27:53.500 Now, as a way of getting $10, if you send that name in to us and we use it on the air, 27:53.500 --> 27:57.500 if it's a person, make sure that you include the name and address and phone number, will you? 27:57.500 --> 28:04.500 Just address it to names the same, ABC TV, New York 23, New York. 28:04.500 --> 28:06.500 If we use it, we send you $10. 28:06.500 --> 28:07.500 All right. 28:07.500 --> 28:08.500 Quickly now, Chilin, let's have an accounting. 28:08.500 --> 28:09.500 I lost $80. 28:09.500 --> 28:12.500 The things you have to do to prove you're a girl around here. 28:12.500 --> 28:13.500 Yeah. 28:13.500 --> 28:14.500 Yeah. 28:14.500 --> 28:15.500 Gene? 28:15.500 --> 28:16.500 Good bye, everybody. 28:16.500 --> 28:20.500 I lost $60, but I still have enough to have this thing dry cleaned and pressed. 28:20.500 --> 28:21.500 Good bye. 28:21.500 --> 28:22.500 Beth? 28:22.500 --> 28:26.500 Well, I lost $80, but I still have enough to give him money to take it off. 28:26.500 --> 28:27.500 Good bye. 28:27.500 --> 28:28.500 I lost $60. 28:28.500 --> 28:29.500 I'm going to wear mine all night. 28:29.500 --> 28:30.500 You're ridiculous. 28:30.500 --> 28:31.500 You know, it's very becoming on all of you. 28:31.500 --> 28:33.500 I want to thank you very much for playing the game. 28:33.500 --> 28:34.500 I thank all of you people for looking in. 28:34.500 --> 28:37.500 Right now, I got mine off. 28:37.500 --> 28:39.500 Salvatore Talley paints with his. 28:39.500 --> 28:41.500 This is Dennis James speaking for the Ralston folks. 28:41.500 --> 28:45.500 The Ralston Purina Company out in Checkerboard Square in St. Louis, Missouri, saying bye-bye. 28:45.500 --> 28:46.500 Talk to you next week. 28:46.500 --> 28:47.500 Bye. 28:47.500 --> 28:48.500 Bye. 28:48.500 --> 28:49.500 Bye. 28:49.500 --> 28:50.500 Bye. 28:50.500 --> 28:51.500 Bye. 28:51.500 --> 28:52.500 Bye. 28:52.500 --> 28:53.500 Bye. 28:53.500 --> 28:54.500 Bye. 28:54.500 --> 28:55.500 Bye. 28:55.500 --> 28:56.500 Bye bye. 28:56.500 --> 28:57.500 Bye. 28:57.500 --> 28:58.500 See you next week. 28:58.500 --> 28:59.500 Bye. 28:59.500 --> 29:00.500 Bye. 29:00.500 --> 29:01.500 See you next week and- 29:01.500 --> 29:02.500 Ms.music algenius and Bill Gottman, and Malcolm Isaacsel king. 29:12.500 --> 29:20.360 The 29:20.360 --> 29:28.040 Cease and stop the music tomorrow night on ABC Television Network.