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And the viewer sees a long, long smoke-filled corridor with standing candelabra,

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black silhouettes, candelabra, and there's lots and lots of dry ice.

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And far, far away, a little silhouette shaped like a black widow spider

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coming closer and closer, larger and larger, through the fog, getting closer and closer.

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And then when she finally reached the camera, which was in a trance.

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Oh, she said, screaming relaxes me so.

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So that turned him on, I guess.

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Women vampires are hot.

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Don't worry about that anyway.

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But Vampyrus certainly was a pioneer as far as horror hosting went.

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You know, I've often been asked why I don't like my attic with electricity.

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Isn't that a bittersweet.

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Everybody knows electricity.

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Kay.