EX-KING OF AFGHANISTAN brisk and sustained. They were Italians, in the service of the Afghan Government, waiting for the work that never came and idling their time away in an alien land that they hated. There was an ex-colonel in the Italian cavalry, who seemed the chief spokesman of the group. Speaking in French, he invited me to join the party. They were curious, and interested in my journey. They took exis- tence as a joke. " We have a great time," they said. " Look how we are enjoying ourselves, in this lovely hotel, with such lovely women all around us, such cheap drinks, such charming natives, and such congenial company. . . ." And they looked ruefully at the empty tables before them, at the bare and dirty walls of the depressing room, and surveyed their own loneliness — and thirst. I was to make a friend among them whom I shall always remember. He was sitting silent, on a hard chair, his eyes mournful and plaintive. He introduced himself to me, lifting a wide, black hat that seemed out of place in that ugly room. " I am Signor Pierri," he said. " I speak English. I am a wireless engineer in the service of the Afghan Government, but there is no wireless." Thus having delightfully played the host, he raised his hat again, bowed, and continued to regard the floor with a sombre expression. All these men were pathetic outcasts from their native boulevards, existing in a city to which they would never grow acclimatised. They sadly lacked every amenity to which they had become accustomed. They had no work and no recreation. The Italian cavalry colonel fumed and swore in his exasperation. His grey beard wagged as he chattered. Not all of them were even so placid as he. 143