EX-KING OF AFGHANISTAN valley of Paghman progressed all the more smoothly because I had told them of the meaning of the song of two comedians. They had not long, these two, in which to pursue their sunlit courtship. My journalist was to be thrown out of yet another territory. Regularly at six in the evening, I would meet Signor Pierri, who had come with me to Paghman. He would just have bathed after his midday sleep. He would come down the steps, treading daintily, the black eyes morose as ever, and his clothes still a civilised wonder in wild Asia. Solemnly he would take off his hat for me, cast a surprised eye over my shorts and khaki shirt (for I had no other clothes) and fall into step beside me. It was three days before the annual celebration of Independence Day, August 1928. Great things were expected when that day dawned. The King was to speak, and it was thought that he would have some- thing further to say of the programme for his kingdom. He would detail the events of the past few months, and tell the delegates to his annual jirga, or meeting, of the honours that had been heaped upon him in all the cities of the West. Already, workmen were in the gardens sprucing up the lawns and the flower beds for the great day. The bandstand was having a new lick of paint. Ornamental signs were being hung on the triumphal arch which led to the road to the Palace. The flowers were bright in the sunshine, all the Government officials were on tenter- hooks, and all Kabul City, relic of the comfortable past, was filled with a slight nervous tension. Walking with Pierri this afternoon, however, we are more concerned with the immediate chances of amuse- ment than with the far-reaching possibilities of Inde- pendence Day. 151