Cc2^«^<<^ <^<<^«^«^C^ t^Cd^ ttf^^ EX-KING OF AFGHANISTAN There were rattles and high words from the Chinese diplomat with the mysterious wife on the other side. There were bumps and heavings down the passage— from the huge-booted Russian, I guessed. And, faithful to his time-table, there came a knock on the door from the insolent, semi-educated Afghan serving boy, bringing this morning two boiled eggs, a saucer full of salt, a gargantuan pot of milk, sugar—and, though I was beginning to hope wildly that he had remembered everything—no tea. The omission was repaired, how- ever, within three-quarters of an hour—a record for the boy and the hotel. Truly this was a big day in history. The clamour outside redoubled. The spectators had begun to assemble, and each had endeavoured somehow to add to the noise. There were even more bugles collected from somewhere. The grape-sellers had doubled their stocks for the day. The great piles of fruit on the stalls had grown even bigger. New little stalls had been erected, and were causing private little wars in every corner of the square. The policemen were more dignified, more bullying, more impressive, and more ineffectual than ever. They were standing in little groups in the centre of the square, smoking and chatting, ceasing only now and then from their high political discussions to land out lustily and haphazardly with their staves at the assembled crowds. The effect was good, for they seemed to, get even more enjoyment from their cigarettes after one of these affrays. I locked up my trunks and went downstairs. The Russian in the boots, who seemed to spend his life half-way down the staircase, was at his post. As the days passed, he seemed to be becoming less and less contented as I gave him his morning cigarette. But this morning he smiled. " Cigarette!" he said, and I contend to this day 157