AMANULLAH that the new arrangement of his unshaved lips, the showing of yet more blackened teeth, and the sudden air of desperation, betokened that here was a smile. Truly the greatest of days, for he never contorted himself in this manner again. There were two dozen beggar boys on the doorsteps, instead of the usual dozen. There were two policemen on the front steps. There were a couple of hundred odds and ends parked in the compound. The manager was even more frantic than ever I had seen him even in his apoplectic life. All the serving boys were this morning on the verandah, having given up their work for the day (or for a week if the festivities lasted as long). All the guests, with the exception of myself, were in the salon, waiting for breakfast. All the cooks were at the fruit stalls, and all the house-boys were chivvying beggars away from the kitchens. Everything seemed set, in the hub of Afghanistan, for gala. It was now possible to see the cause of the morning salute to progress and national advance. The promiscu- ous blowing of bugles, delightful as it is in the young, was now conducted by infants in the guise of soldiers, enjoying their first official apparel. They were happy and care-free. They had risen early, like children before a fancy-dress party, and donned their proud raiment hours before it was necessary. They were thrilled with the same excitement as pervades the nursery before the " Great Day." And it is one of the more sage of nursery dicta that the anticipation is in many cases more delightful than the event. So it was to-day. In some cases they could not even resist the temptation to play with the insignia of their offices as privates in the Afghan Army. These were slightly more dangerous to the surrounding community than were the bugles to my peace of mind. Their bayonets were rusty and of I5S