AMANULLAH choosing his words meticulously, " that this is going to be ... to be ... enfin, un jour de gala . . . / " Wonderful Italy, I thought. The poor, lonely drift of civilisation landed in the country of the rifle, without a job, without a penny, without, most urgent of all, a cafe with a lady or two to romance about. He walked away, up the street, picking his way and dreaming that this was Rome. He never wore a topee, but a wide black hat, with a clip inside to hold the folds together. He was an orchid in the desert. An officer clattered up the road. They are strange, these Afghans. All the fine uniforms you can think of. Boots that might have come from the Drury Lane Ruritanian chorus. Gauntlets as of old, and glittering epaulettes. Spurs like a film actor's, sword clanking. And all this fine cutlery and men's fancy-wear perched astride a lame old skin with spavin and a limp. Bridles that did not fit, and leathers and ' ons that had never known polish. They go clattering up the road, w4 h terrific dignity and aplomb, on ponies that would shame the East End coster. " And why not ? " they would reply if you had asked them. " The horse goes, does it not ? And costs little to feed ? Much less, at any rate, than the Army pays for its upkeep. . . ." The crowd is dense now and very redolent. There is the smell of humanity mounting right up to the doors of the hotel, mingling there with those strange smells that cling always to that dreary hall. There is the smell of the East, which is said to be glamour, but which is just stale humanity. There is the smell of bodies that have been many days in the sun and the dust. There is the smell of disease. But the workmen have finished decorating the triumphal arch leading up the .avenue to the Palace. 160