EX-KING OF AFGHANISTAN a cool bath and clean clothes, a long drink under the punkahs in the Club. We stopped once on the way for a cool green melon and a drink, then on again, bumping over the tracks, on towards the Khyber. In my mind was already formed every word of the message I would send predicting the fall of a King and the wreckage of an ideal. The more I thought of it, the more I realised how inevitable it was. Amanullah was doomed. Jallalabad. We stopped for no more than a refill of petrol and water. We ran through the Customs post, distributing rupees to all and sundry. The Customs gentry were that day in amiable mood. We were well up to time, and the sun still high in the sky* I worked out our speed roughly. We would just do it. A few miles from Dacca, the engine gasped and spluttered to silence. The feed to the autovac was blocked, and with a full tank, it was nevertheless hope- less to try and find the trouble and remedy it. There were only twenty miles to go, and an hour and a half to do it in, on a road that improved now as we slipped down the hill into the great Dacca Plain. Taking charge from the dispirited driver, who now blamed Allah for his troubles, I filled the autovac from the spare can of petrol, and urged him to save petrol as well as he could, while I would fill up from the can whenever necessary. We ran five miles and filled up again. After a little persuasion, the driver co-operated admirably in our joint second-splitting efforts at re- filling the autovac. Eventually he got the hang of a system by which we did not get in each other's way every quarter of an hour when the engine starved. We would leap down, he would undo the top cap, and I would pour the petrol. Then the can was empty, the rear tank tap impossible to budge, and the precious 191