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JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY — AN APPRECIATION
WHEN a poet dies, all the world is poorer. There is less of the" sunshine that makes life brighter ; less of the philosophy that makes life easier. James Whitcomb Riley went pleasantly to sleep on the night of July 22nd and awoke in that land to which every man journeys — the land where it is always afternoon. If Longfellow and Tennyson and Charles Dickens were not there to greet him, then the poet's faith —a faith as simple and as earnest as a child's — suffered a rude shock. Mr. Riley loved life; loved its warmth, its cheer, its smiling face. The green approach of spring was to him a royal procession, and he went out to meet it as he would a prince. It was to him, as to but few, the sign and the promise of a resurrection after winter's death. Formal creeds he knew nothing of, but his belief that He who painted the sunset has provided also a place of beauty for His tired children was as firm and as abounding and as simple as a child's faith in~the omniscience of its mother. He talked with a homely familiarity of the Great Event, and yet always with reverence. He believed that our punishment was meted out to us here; he believed in rewards to come; he believed in a bodily resurrection and in a continuing consciousness. He had no faintest doubt but that he would meet and talk with all the great ones of earth who had gone before and with whom he had some spiritual or intellectual kinship. He was beautifully confident that Tennyson would tell him of the Lady of Shalott and that Longfellow1 and Mrs. Browning and Stevenson and Dickens would similarly reply to all his eager questioning. Nor is it difficult to imagine that they in turn would have much to ask of the author of Old Fashioned Roses, of Grant, and The South Wind and the Sun.
In his brilliant speech, notifying Thomas R. Marshall that his party had again chosen him as its Vice-Presidential candidate, Martin H. Glenn spoke feelingly of Riley as the "poet of democracy." And so he was. He loved the man that keeps close to the soil, whose speech is kindly and humorous, and whose interests are human. He had a tremendous admiration for unaided accomplishment, for the man who makes himself, and does a good job of it. He had the deepest sympathy for failure, for "poor weak human nature," and there was no derelict too dilapidated to win his aid. This love of his fellowman is manifest in all he wrote, and is the very heart and soul of his immortality.
RILEY CHILD -RHYMES WITH HOOSIER PICTURES
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THE GOLDEN YEAR (En- glish Edition).
A CHILD-WORLD.
NEGHBORLY POEMS.
SKETCHES IN PROSE AND INTERLUDING VERSES.
AFTERWHILES.
PIPES O' PAN (Prose and Verse).
RHYMES OF CHILDHOOD.
FLYING ISLANDS OF THE NIGHT.
OLD-FASHIONED ROSES (English Edition).
GREEN FIELDS AND RUN- NING BROOKS.
ARMAZINDY.
POEMS HERE AT HOME.
RUBAIYAT OF DOC SIFERS, AN OLD SWEETHEART OF MINE.
A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about
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RILEY
CHILD-RHYMES
JAMES WHITCOMB RILEY
WILL VAWTER
INDIANAPOLIS AND KANSAS CITY
THE BOWEN-MERRILL COMPANY
MDCCC XC IX
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Copyright, 1890, 1896 and 1898
by
James Whitcomb Riley
Braunworth, Munn & Barber
Printers and Binders
Brooklyn, N. Y.
WITH HALE AFFECTION AND ABIDING FAITH THESE RHYMES AND PICTURES
ARE INSCRIBED TO THE CHILDREN EVERYWHERE
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He owns the bird-songs of the hills — The laughter of the April rills; And his are all the diamonds set In Morning's dewy coronet, — And his the Dusk's first minted stars That twinkle through the pasture-bars And litter all the skies at night With glittering scraps of silver light;— The rainbow's bar, from rim to rim, In beaten gold, belongs to him.
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LITTLE OEPHANT ANNIE .23
THE RAGGEDY MAN 28
CUBLY LOCKS . . . .~ 32
THE FUNNY LITTLE FELLOW 35
THE HAPPY LITTLE CRIPPLE . . 40
THE RIDER OF THE KNEE 48
DOWN ABOUND THE R i VEE ...;.. 51
AT AUNTY'S HOUSE .56
THE DAYS GONE BY 60
THE BUMBLEBEE 64
THE BOY LIVES ON OUE FARM ........'. 67
THE SQUIRTGUN UNCLE MAKED ME 71
THE OLD TRAMP 75
OLD AUNT MAEY'S *•-'»-• '6
WINTEE FANCIES , 80
THE RUNAWAY BOY 85
(XV)
CONTENTS — Continued
THE LITTLE COAT 90
AN IMPETUOUS EESOLVE 95
WHO SANTY-CLAUS Wuz 99
NINE LITTLE GOBLINS 104
TIME OF CLEARER TWITTERINGS 109
THE CIRCUS-DAY PARADE 114
THE LUGUBRIOUS WHING-WHANG 119
WAITIN' FER THE CAT TO DIE 121
NAUGHTY CLAUDE 126
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN 127
THE JOLLY MILLER .136
OUR HIRED GIRL 140
THE BOYS' CANDIDATE . 144
THE PET COON 145
THE OLD HAY-MOW 148
ON THE SUNNY SIDE 152
A SUDDEN SHOWER 156
GRANDFATHER SQUEERS 160
THE PIXY PEOPLE 167
A LIFE LESSON 171
A HOME-MADE FAIRY TALE 175
THE BEAR STORY 179
ENVOY . 187
(xvi)
WITCH-TALES . . . FRONTISPIECE.
THEY WAS TWO GREAT BIG BLACK THINGS A-STANDIN' BY HER SIDE ... 23
AN1 WHEN THEY TUEXT THE KIVVERS DOWN 25
LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE — TAILPIECE 27
THE RAGGEDY MAN— TITLE 28
HE SHOWED ME THE HOLE 'AT THE WUNKS IS GOT 29
CURLY LOCKS— TITLE 32
SlT ON A CUSHION AND SEW A FINE SEAM 33
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THE FUNNY LITTLE FELLOW— TITLE 35
NEVER KNEW A BABY THAT WOULDN'T CROW FOE HTM. , . . 37
THE HAPPY LITTLE CRIPPLE— TITLE 40
AN1 I PECK ON THE WINDER 41
AN' COOKS A' EGG FEE ME 45
THE HAPPY LITTLE CRIPPLE— TAILPIECE 47
(xvii)
ILLUSTRATIONS — Continued
THE EIDEE OF THE KNEE c . . f 49
DOWN AROUND THE RIVER— TITLE 51
NOON-TIME AND JUNE-TIME DOWN AROUND THE RIVEII . , ...... 53
DOWN AROUND THE RIVER— TAILPIECE „ „ . „ . 55
AT AUNTY'S HOUSE— TITLE , , . 56
WE ET OUT ON THE PORCH 57
THE DAYS GONE BY— TITLE 60
IN THE ORCHARD 61
THE BUMBLEBEE 65
THE BOY LIVES ON OUR FARM— TITLE 67
STAND UP LIKE HIM AN' DRIVE „ 69
THE SQUIRTGUN UNCLE MAKED ME— TITLE 71
THE SQUIRTGUN — TAILPIECE 72
AN' NEN HE PEELED OFF THE BARK 73
THE OLD TRAMP 75
WE PATTER ALONG IN THE DUST AGAIN 77
OLD AUNT MARY'S — TAILPIECE 79
WINTER FANCIES— TITLE 80
WINTER WITHOUT AND WARMTH WITHIN 81
HERE IN MY ROOM I'M AS SNUGLY SHUT 84
AN' A GREA'-BIG PIG WENT " BOOH ! " 87
HUG WITE CLOSE ROUND HER NECK 89
THE LITTLE COAT 91
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ILLUSTRATIONS — Continued
THE LITTLE COAT — TAILPIECE 94
AN IMPETUOUS EESOLVE— TITLE 95
I'M GO' TO BE A BAKER - 96
A-SLINGIN' PIE-CRUST 'LONG THE ROAD 97
WHO SANTY-CLAUS Wuz— TITLE 99
AN' QUAR'L WITH HIS FROSTED HEELS 101
WHO SANTA-GLAUS Wuz— TAILPIECE 103
THE NINE LITTLE GOBLINS 105
THE NINE LITTLE GOBLINS— TAILPIECE 108
TIME OF CLEARER TWITTERINGS— TITLE 109
WHERE THE SHELLBARK HICKORY TREE (RE-DRAWN FROM PHOTO) . . .111
THE CIRCUS-DAY PARADE 115
HOW THE CAGES JOLTED PAST 117
AND, LAST OF ALL, THE CLOWN 118
THE LUGUBRIOUS WHING-W HANG— TITLE 119
WAITIN' FER THE CAT TO DIE— TITLE 121
BAREFOOTED, HUNGRY, LEAN, ORNRY BOYS , .... 123
WHY YOU ROCK so SLOW 1 125
NAUGHTY CLAUDE 126
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN— TITLE 127
THIS PAIR OF MERRY FAYS 131
THE JOLLY MILLER— TITLE 136
THAT CAT o' YOURN I 'D KILL HER 137
Wuz PARCHIN' CORN FER THE RAGGEDY MAN 141
THE BOYS' CANDIDATE 144
(xix)
ILLUSTRATIONS — Continued
THE PET COON— TITLE 145
AN' NEN WHEN BILLY FIGHTED ME 147
THE OLD HAT-MOW — TITLE 148
IN OUK HAY-MOW WHERE I KEEP STORE 149
ON THE SUNNY SIDE— TITLE 152
AS A ROMPING BOY ON THE SUNNY SIDE (RE-DRAWN FROM PHOTO) .... 153
A SUDDEN SHOWER— TITLE 156
SCHOOLGIRL FACES . . . GLEAM FROM THE SHAWLS ABOUT THEIR HEADS . . 157
A SUDDEN SHOWER— TAILPIECE 159
GRANDFATHER SQUEERS— TITLE 160
AND SMOKE LEAF-TOBACCO 163
GRANDFATHER SQUEERS — TAILPIECE 166
THE PIXY PEOPLE-TITLE 167
WINGED ABOVE THE WALK 169
A LIFE LESSON— TITLE 171
BUT HEAVEN HOLDS ALL FOR WHICH YOU SIGH 173
A HOME-MADE FAIRY-TALE—TITLE , 175
A LITTLE DUDE-FAIRY 177
ENVOY 185
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RILEY CHILD-RHYMES
LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE
LITTLE Orphant Annie's come to our house to stay, An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the
crumbs away, An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth,
an' sweep, An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn her board-
an'-keep ;
An' all us other childern, when the supper things is done, We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Annie tells about, An' the Gobble-uns 'at gits you Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
LITTLE OKPHANT ANNIE
Onc't they was a little boy wouldn't say his prayers, —
So when he went to bed at night, away up stairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him
bawl, An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wasn't there
at all ! An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an' cubby-hole,
an' press, An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'wheres, I
guess;
But all they ever found was thist his pants an' rounda- bout : —
An' the Gobble-uns'll git you Ef you
Don't
Watch Out!
An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin, An' make fun of ever' one, an' all her blood an' kin ; An' onc't, when they was "company," an' ole folks was
there,
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care ! An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide, They was two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
LITTLE ORPHANT ANNIE
An' they snatched her through the ceil in' 'fore she knowecl
what she's about! An' the Gobble-uns'll git you Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!
An' little Orphant Annie says, when the blaze is blue, An' the lamp-wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-ool An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray, An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away, — You better mind yer parents, an' yer teachers fond an' dear An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about, Er the Gobble-uns'll git you Ef you
Don't
Watch Out!
OTHE RAGGEDY MAN ! He works fer Pa ; An' he's the goodest man ever you saw! He comes to our house every day, An' waters the horses, an' feeds 'em hay; An' he opens the shed — an' we all 1st laugh When he drives out our little old wobble-ly calf; An' nen — ef our hired girl says he can — He milks the cow fer 'Lizabuth Ann. — Aint he a' awful good Raggedy Man ? Raggedy ! Raggedy ! Raggedy Man !
W'y, The Raggedy Man — he's ist so good He splits the kindlin' an' chops the wood ; An' nen he spades in our garden, too, An' does most things 'at boys can't do! — 28
THE RAGGEDY MAN
He clumbed clean up in our big tree An' shocked a' apple down fer me — An' nother'n', too, fer 'Lizabuth Ann — An' nother'n', too, fer The Raggedy Man. — Aint he a' awful kind Raggedy Man? Raggedy ! Raggedy ! Raggedy Man !
An' The Raggedy Man, he knows most rhymes An' tells 'em, ef I be good, sometimes: Knows 'bout Giunts, an' Griffuns, an' Elves, An' the Squidgicum-Squees 'at swallers therselves! An', wite by the pump in our pasture-lot, He showed me the hole 'at the Wunks is got, 'At lives 'way deep in the ground, an' can Turn into me, er 'Lizabuth Ann! Aint he a funny old Raggedy Man? Raggedy! Raggedy! Raggedy Man!
The Raggedy Man — one time when he Wuz makin' a little bow-'n'-orry fer me, Says " When you' re big like your Pa is, Air you go' to keep a fine store like his — An' be a rich merchunt — an' wear fine clothes? — Er what air you go' to be, goodness knows! " An' nen he laughed at 'Lizabuth Ann, An' I says '"M go' to be a Raggedy Man ! — I'm ist go' to be a nice Raggedy Man ! " Raggedy ! Raggedy ! Raggedy Man !
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CURLY LOCKS
CURLY Locks! Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine? Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the
swine, —
But sit on a cushion and seiv a fine sea in, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream.
Curly Locks! Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine? The throb of my heart is in every line, And the pulse of a passion as airy and glad In its musical beat as the little Prince had !
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CURLY LOCKS
Thou shalt not wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine !- O I '11 dapple thy hands with these kisses of mine Till the pink of the nail of each finger shall be As a little pet blush in full blossom for me.
But sit on a cushion and sew a fine seam, And thou shalt have fabric as fair as a dream, — The red of my veins, and the white of my love, And the gold of my joy for the braiding thereof.
And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream From a service of silver, with jewels agleam, — At thy feet will I bide, at thy beck will I rise, And twinkle my soul in the night of thine eves !
Curly Locks! Curly Locks! wilt thou be mine? Thou shalt not 'wash the dishes, nor yet feed the swine, - But sit on a cushion and sciv a fine scam, And feast upon strawberries, sugar and cream.
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TWAS a Funny Little Fellow Of the very purest type, For he had a heart as mellow
As an apple over-ripe ; And the brightest little twinkle
When a funny thing occurred, And the lightest little tinkle
Of a laugh you ever heard !
His smile was like the glitter Of the sun in tropic lands,
And his talk a sweeter twitter
Than the swallow understands ;
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THE FUNNY LITTLE FELLOW
Hear him sing — and tell a story — Snap a joke — ignite a pun, —
'Twas a capture — rapture — glory. And explosion — all in one !
Though he hadn't any money —
That condiment which tends To make a fellow "honey"
For the palate of his friends ; — Sweet simples he compounded —
Sovereign antidotes for sin Or taint, — a faith unbounded
That his friends were genuine.
He wasn't honored, may be —
For his songs of praise were slim,- Yet I never knew a baby
That wouldn't crow for him ; I never knew a mother
But urged a kindly claim Upon him as a brother,
At the mention of his name.
The sick have ceased their sighing, And have even found the grace 36
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THE FUNNY LITTLE FELLOW
Of a smile when they were dying As they looked upon his face ;
And I've seen his eyes of laughter Melt in tears that only ran
As though, swift dancing after, Came the Funny Little Man.
He laughed away the sorrow,
And he laughed away the gloom We are all so prone to borrow
From the darkness of the tomb ; And he laughed across the ocean
Of a happy life, and passed, With a laugh of glad emotion,
Into Paradise at last.
And I think the Angels knew him,
And had gathered to await His coming, and run to him
Through the widely-opened Gate- With their faces gleaming sunny
For his laughter-loving sake, And thinking, "What a funny
Little Angel he will make! "
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I'M thist a little cripple boy, an' never goin' to grow An' git a great big man at all! — 'cause Aunty told
me so.
When I was thist a baby onc't, I failed out of the bed An' got " The Curv'ture of the Spine" — 'at's what the
Doctor said.
I never had no Mother nen — fer my Pa runned away An' dassn't come back here no more — 'cause he was
drunk one day An' stobbed a man in thish-ere town, an' couldn't pay
his fine !
An' nen my Ma she died — an' I got "Curv'ture of the Spine ! "
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THE HAPPY MTTLE CRIPPLE
I'm nine years old! An' you can't guess how much I
weigh, I bet! — Last birthday I weighed thirty-three ! — An' I weigh thirty
yet!
I'm awful little fer my size — I'm purt' nigh littler 'nan Some babies is! — an' neighbers all calls me "The Little
Man!" An' Doc one time he laughed an' said: "I 'spect, first
thing you know,
You '11 have a little spike-tail coat an' travel with a show ! " An' nen I laughed — till I looked round an' Aunty was
a-cryin' — Sometimes she acts like that, 'cause I got " Curv'ture of
the Spine."
I set — while Aunty's washin' — on my little long-leg stool, An' watch the little boys an' girls a-skippin' by to school ; An' I peck on the winder, an' holler out an' say : "Who wants to fight The Little Man 'at dares you all to- day?" An', nen the boys climbs on the fence, an' little girls
peeks through,
An' they all says: " Cause you're so big, you think we're 'feard o'you!"
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THE HAPPY LITTLE CRIPPLE
An' nen they yell, an' shake their fist at me, like I shake
mine — They're thist in fun, you know, 'cause I got "Curv'ture
of the Spine!"
At evening, when the ironin's done, an' Aunty's fixed the
fire, An' filled an' lit the lamp, an' trimmed the wick an'
turned it higher, An' fetched the wood all in fer night, an' locked the
kitchen door, An' stuffed the ole crack where the wind blows in up
through the floor —
She sets the kittle on the coals, an' biles an' makes the tea, An' fries the liver an' the mush, an' cooks a egg fer me; An' sometimes — when I cough so hard — her elderberry
wine Don't go so bad fer little boys with "Curv'ture of the
Spine! "
But Aunty's all so childish-like on my account, you see, I'm 'most afeard she'll be took down — an' 'at's what bothers me ! —
THE HAPPY LITTLE CRIPPLE
'Cause ef my good ole aunty ever would git sick an' die, I don't know what she'd do in heaven — till I come, by
an' by: —
Fer she's so ust to all my ways, an' ever' thing, you know, An' no one there like me, to miss an' worry over so! — 'Cause all the little childerns there's so straight an' strong
an' fine, They's nary angel 'bout the place with "Curv'ture of the
spinel "
THE RIDER OF THE KNEE
NIGHTLY Rider of the Knee 1 v Of Proud-prancing Unclery ! Gaily mount, and wave the sign Of that mastery of thine.
Pat thy steed and turn him free, Knightly Rider of the Knee! Sit thy charger as a throne — Lash him with thy laugh alone:
Sting him only with the spur Of such wit as may occur, Knightly Rider of the Knee, In thy shriek of ecstasy.
Would, as now, we might endure, Twain as one — thou miniature Ruler, at the rein of me — Knightly Rider of the Knee !
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NOON-TIME an' June-time, down around the river ! Have to furse with 'Lizey Ann — but lawzy! I fer-
give her!
Drives me off the place, an' says 'at all 'at she's a-wishin', Land o' gracious! time'll come I'll git enough o' fishin' ! Little Dave, a-choppin' wood, never 'pears to notice; Don't know where. she's hid his hat, er keerin' where his
coat is, —
Specalatin', more'n like, he haint a-goin' to mind me, An' guessin' where, say twelve o'clock, a feller'd likely find me !
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DOWN AROUND THE RIVER
Noon-time an' June-time, clown around the river! Clean out o' sight o' home, an' skulkin' under kivver Of the sycamores, jack-oaks, an' swamp-ash an' ell um — Idies all so jumbled up, you kin hardly tell 'em ! — Tired, you know, but levin1 it, an' smilin' jes' to think 'at Any sweeter tiredness you'd fairly want to drink it! Tired o' fishin' — tired o' fun — line out slack an' slacker — All you want in all the world's a little more tobacker!
Hungry, but a-hidiri' it, er jes' a-not a-keerin' : — King-fisher gittin' up an' skootin' out o' hearin' ; Snipes on the t'other side, where the County Ditch is, Wadin' up an' down the aidge like they'd rolled their
britches !
Old turkle on the root kindo-sorto drappin' Intoo th' worter like he don't know how it happen! Worter, shade an' all so mixed, don't know which you'd
orter Say; th' worter in the shadder — shaddcr in the worter I
Somebody hollerin' — 'way around the bend in Upper Fork — where y'er eye kin jes' ketch the endin'
DOWN AROUND THE RIVER
Of the shiney wedge o' wake some muss-rat's a-makin' With that pesky nose o' his ! Then a sniff o' bacon, Corn-bred an' 'dock-greens — an' little Dave a-shinnin' 'Crost the rocks an' mussel-shells, a-limpin' an' a-grinnin', With yer dinner fer ye, an' a blessin' from the giver, Noon-time an' June-time down around the river!
ONE time, when we'z at Aunty's house — 'Way in the country I — where They's ist but woods — an' pigs, an' cows —
An' all's out-doors an' air! — An' orchurd-swing; an' churry-trees — An' churrics in 'em! — Yes, an' these- Here red-head birds steals all they please,
An' tetch 'em ef you dare! — W'y, wunst, one time, when we wuz there, We et out on the porch ! 56
AT AUNTY'S HOUSE
Wite where the cellar-door wuz shut
The table wuz ; an' I Let Aunty set by me an* cut
My vittuls up — an' pie. 'Tuz awful funny! — I could see The red-heads in the churry-tree ; An' bee-hives, where you got to be
So keerful, goin' by; — An' "Comp'ny" there an' all! — an' we—
We ct out on the porch I
An' I ist et p'surves an' things
'At Ma don't 'low me to — An' chickun-gizzurds — (don't like wings
Like Parunts does ! do you?) An' all the time, the wind blowed there, An' I could feel it in my hair, An' ist smell clover ever' where! —
An' a' old red-head flew Purt' nigh wite over my high-chair,
When ive et on the porch !
THE DAYS GONE BY
OTHE days gone by! O the days gone by! The apples in the orchard, and the pathway through
the rye ;
The chirrup of the robin, and the whistle of the quail As he piped across the meadows sweet as any nightingale ; When the bloom was on the clover, and the blue was in
the sky, And my happy heart brimmed over, in the days gone by.
THE DAYS GONE BY
In the days gone by, when my naked feet were tripped By the honey suckle tangles where the water-lilies dipped, And the ripples of the river lipped the moss along the brink Where the placid-eyed and lazy-footed cattle came to drink, And the tilting snipe stood fearless of the truant's wayward
cry And the splashing of the swimmer, in the days gone by.
O the days gone by! O the days gone by! The music of the laughing lip, the lustre of the eye ; The childish faith in fairies, and Aladdin's magic ring — The simple, soul-reposing, glad belief in everything, — When life was like a story, holding neither sob nor sigh, In the golden olden glory of the days gone by.
THE BUMBLEBEE
YOU better not fool with a Bumblebee! — Ef you don't think they can sting — you'll see! They're lazy to look at, an' kindo' go Buzzin' an' bummin' aroun' so slow, An' ac' so slouchy an' all fagged out, Danglin' their legs as they drone about The hollyhawks 'at they can't climb in 'Ithout ist a-tumble-un out agin ! Wunst I watched one climb clean 'way In a jim' son-blossom, I did, one day, — An' I ist grabbed it — an' nen let go — An' "Oo/i-ook! Honey! I told yc so!" Says The Raggedy Man ; an' he ist run An' pullt out the stinger, an' don't laugh none, An' says: "They has ben folks, I guess, 'At thought I wuz predjudust, more er less, — Yit I still muntain 'at a Bumblebee Wears out his welcome too quick fer me ! " 64
THE BOY lives on our Farm, he's not Afeard o' horses none I An' he can make 'em lope, er trot,
Er rack, er pace, er run. Sometimes he drives two horses, when
He comes to town an' brings A. wagon-full o' 'raters nen,
An' roastin'-ears an' things. 67
THE BOY LIVES ON OUR FARM
Two horses is " a team," he says, —
An' when you drive er hitch, The right-un's a "near-horse," I guess,
Er "off" — I don't know which. — The Boy lives on our Farm, he told
Me, too, 'at he can see, By lookin' at their teeth, how old
A horse is, to a T !
I'd be the gladdest boy alive
Ef I knowed much as that, An' could stand up like him an' drive,
An' ist push back my hat, Like he comes skallyhootin' through
Our alley, with one arm A-wavin' Fare-ye-well ! to you —
The Boy lives on our Farm !
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IWe yHeJked yHe.
UNCLE Sidney, when he wuz here, Maked me a squirtgun out o' some Elder-bushes 'at growed out near Where wuz the brickyard — 'way out clear To where the toll-gate come !
So when we walked back home again,
He maked it, out in our woodhouse where Wuz the old workbench, an' the old jack-plane, An' the old 'pokeshave, an' the tools all lay'n' 1st like he wants 'em there.
He sawed it first with the old hand-saw ;
An' nen he peeled off the bark, an' got Some glass an' scraped it; an' told 'bout Pa, When he wuz a boy an' fooled his Ma, An' the whippin' 'at he caught.
THE SQUIRTGUN UNCLE MAKED ME
Nen Uncle Sidney, he took an' filed
A' old arn ramrod ; an' one o' the ends lie screwed fast into the vise; an' smiled, Thinkin', he said, o' when he wuz a child, 'Fore him an' Pa wuz inens.
lie punched out the peth, an' nen he put
A plug in the end with a hole notched through : Nen took the old drawey-knife an' cut An' maked a handle 'at shoved clean shut But ist where yer hand held to.
An' he wropt th'uther end with some string an' white
Piece o' the sleeve of a' old tored shirt ; An' nen he showed me to hold it tight, An' suck in the water an' work it right An' it 'ud ist squirt an' squirt!
OLD Tramp slep' in our stable
\vunst, An' The Raggedy Man he caught
' roust him up, an' chased him off Clean out through our back lot!
An' th' Old Tramp hollered back an' said, — f " You 're a purty man! — Ton air! — With a pair o' eyes like two fried eggs, An' a nose like a Bartlutt pear! "
OLD AUNT MARY'S
WAS N'T it pleasant, O brother mine, In those old days of the lost sunshine Of youth — when the Saturday's chores were through, And the "Sunday's wood" in the kitchen, too, And we went visiting, "me and you," Out to Old Aunt Mary's?
It all comes back so clear to-day ! Though I am as bald as you are gray — Out by the barn-lot, and down the lane, We patter along in the dust again, As light as the tips of the drops of the rain, Out to Old Aunt Mary's!
We cross the pasture, and through the wood Where the old gray snag of the poplar stood. Where the hammering "red-heads" hopped awry. And the buzzard " raised " in the "clearing" sky And lolled and circled, as we went by Out to Old Aunt Mary's.
And then in the dust of the road again; And the teams we met, and the countrymen ; 76
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And the long highway, with sunshine spread As thick as butter on country bread, Our cares behind, and our hearts ahead Out to Old Aunt Mary's.
Why, I see her now in the open door,
Where the little gourds grew up the sides and o'er
The clapboard roof! — And her face — ah, me!
Wasn't it good for a boy to see —
And wasn't it good for a boy to be
Out to Old Aunt Mary's?
And O my brother, so far away, This is to tell you she waits to-day To welcome us: — Aunt Mary fell Asleep this morning, whispering, "Tell The boys to come! " And all is wrell Out to Old Aunt Mary's.
WINTER without And warmth within ; The winds may shout
And the storm begin ; The snows may pack
At the window pane, And the skies grow black,
And the sun remain Hidden away
The livelong day —
But here — in here is the warmth of May ! So
WINTER FANCIES II
Swoop your spitefullest Up the flue, Wild Winds— do !
What in the world do I care for you? O delightfullest
Weather of all, Howl and squall, And shake the trees till the last leaves fall!
Ill
The joy one feels,
In an easy chair, Cocking his heels
In the dancing air
That wreathes the rim of a roaring stove Whose heat loves better than hearts can love, Will not permit
The coldest day
To drive away The fire in his blood, and the bliss of it!
WINTER FANCIES IV
Then blow, Winds, blow!
And rave and shriek, And snarl and snow
Till your breath grows weak While here in my room
I 'm as snugly shut As a glad little worm
In the heart of a nut!
WUNST I sassed my Pa, an' he Won't stand that, an' punished me,— Nen when he was gone that day, I slipped out an' runned away.
I tooked all my copper-cents, An' clumbed over our back fence In the jimpson-weeds 'at growed Ever'where all down the road.
Nen I got out there, an' nen
I runned some — an' runned again
When I met a man 'at led
A big cow 'at shocked her head.
THE RUNAWAY BOY
I went down a long, long lane Where was little pigs a-play'n' ; An' a grea'-big pig went " Booh ! " An' jumped up, an' skeered me too.
Nen I scampered past, an' they Was somebody hollered "Hey! " An' I ist looked ever'where, An' they was nobody there.
I Want to, but I'm 'fraid to try To go back. . . .An' by-an'-byv Somepin' hurts my throat inside — An' I want my Ma — an' cried.
Nen a grea'-big girl come through Where's a gate, an' tellecl me who Am I? an' ef I tell where My home's at she'll show me there.
But I couldn't ist but tell What's my name; an' she says well, An' she tooked me up an' says She know where I live, she guess. 86
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Nen she telled me hug wite close Round her neck! — an' off she goes Skippin' up the street! An' nen Purty soon I 'm home again.
An' my Ma, when she kissed me, Kissed the big girl too, an' she Kissed me — ef I p'omise shore I won't run away no more!
THE LITTLE COAT
HERE'S his ragged " roundabout : Turn the pockets inside out : See ; his pen-knife, lost to use, Rusted shut with apple-juice; Here, with marbles, top and string, Is his deadly "devil-sling-," With its rubber, limp at last As the sparrows of the past ! Beeswax — buckles — leather straps — Bullets, and a box of caps, — Not a thing of all, I guess, But betrays some waywardness — E'en these tickets, blue and red, For the Bible- verses said — Such as this his mem'ry kept —
"Jesus wept.
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THE LITTLE COAT
Here's a fishing hook-and-line,
Tangled up with wire and twine,
And dead angle-worms, and some
Slugs of lead and chewing gum,
Blent with scents that can but come
From the oil of rhodium.
Here — a soiled, yet dainty note,
That some little sweetheart wrote,
Dotting — "Vine grows round the stump,'
And — " My sweetest sugar lump! "
Wrapped in this — a padlock key
Where he's filed a touch-hole — see!
And some powder in a quill
Corked up with a liver pill ;
And a spongy little chunk
Of "punk."
Here's the little coat — but O ! Where is he we've censured so ! Don't you hear us calling, dear? Back ! come back, and never fear. — You may wander where you will, Over orchard, field and hill;
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THE LITTLE COAT
You may kill the birds, or do Anything that pleases you ! Ah, this empty coat of his ! Every tatter worth a kiss ; Every stain as pure instead As the white stars overhead : And the pockets — homes were they Of the little hands that play Now no more — but, absent, thus
Beckon us.
AN IMPETUOUS RESOLVE
WHEN little Dickie Swope's a man, He's go' to be a Sailor; An' little Hamey Tincher, he's
A-go' to be a Tailor: Bud Mitchell, he's a-go' to be
A stylish Carriage-Maker ; An' when /grow a grea'-big man, I'm go' to be a Baker !
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AN IMPETUOUS RESGI.VK
An' Dick'll buy his sailor-suit O' Hame; and Hame'll take it
An' buy as fine a double-rigg As ever Bud can make it:
An' nen all three'll drive roun' fer me An' we'll drive off tosrevvcr,
o
A-slingin' pie-crust 'long the road Ferever an' ferever !
JES' a little bit o' feller — I remember still — Ust to almost cry fer Christmas, like a youngster will. Fourth o' July's nothin' to it ! — New Year's ain't a smell ! Easter-Sunday — Circus-day — jes' all dead in the shell ! Lawzy, though ! at night, you know, to set around an' hear The old folks work the story off about the sledge an' deer, An' "Santy" skootin' round the roof, all wrapt in fur an'
fuzz — Long afore
I knowed who
" Santy-Claus" wuz!
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WHO SANTY-CLAUS WUZ
Ust to wait, an' set up late, a week er two ahead ; Couldn't hardly keep awake, ner wouldn't go to bed ; Kittle stewin' on the fire, an' Mother settin' here Darnin' socks, an' rockin' in the skreeky rockin '-cheer ; Pap gap', an' wonder where it wuz the money went, An' quar'l with his frosted heels, an' spill his liniment; An' me a-dreamin' sleigh-bells when the clock 'ud whir
an' buzz, Long afore
I knowed who
" Santy-Claus " wuz!
Size the fire-place up an' figger how "Ole Santy" could Manage to come down the chimbly, like they said he
would ; Wisht 'at I could hide an' see him — wunderd what he'd
say
Ef he ketched a feller layin' fer him thataway! But I bet on him, an' liked him, same as ef he had Turned to pat me on the back an' say, "Look here, my
lad,
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WHO SANTY-CLAUS WUZ
Here's my pack, — jes' he'p yourse'f, like all good boys
does!" Long afore
I knowed who
"Santy-Claus" wuz!
Wisht that yarn was true about him, as it 'peared to be — Truth made out o' lies like that-un's good enough fer me ! — Wisht I still wuz so confidin' I could jes' go wild Over hangin' up my stockin's, like the little child Climbin' in my lap to-night, an' beggin' me to tell 'Bout them reindeers, and "Old Santy " that she loves so
well
I'm half sorry fer this little-girl-sweetheart of his — Long afore
She knows who
"Santy-Claus" is!
THE NINE LITTLE GOBLINS'
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THEY all climbed up on a high board-fence — Nine little Goblins, with green-glass eyes — Nine little Goblins that had no sense,
And couldn't tell coppers from cold mince pies;
And they all climbed up on the fence, and sat — And I asked them what they were staring at.
And the first one said, as he scratched his head
With a queer little arm that reached out of his ear And rasped its claws in his hair so red — "This is what this little arm is fer! "
And he scratched and stared, and the next one said "How on earth do you scratch your head?"
And he laughed like the screech of a rusty hinge — Laughed and laughed till his face grew black ; And when he choked, with a final twinge
Of his stifling laughter, he thumped his back With a fist that grew on the end of his tail Till the breath came, back to his lips so pale. 104
THE NINE LITTLE GOBLINS
And the third little Goblin leered round at me — And there were no lids on his eyes at all — And he clucked one eye, and he says, says he, "What is the style of your socks this fall?"
And he clapped his heels — and I sighed to see That he had hands where his feet should be. Then a bald-faced Goblin, gray and grim, Bowed his head, and I saw him slip His eyebrows off, as I looked at him, And paste them over his upper lip ;
And then he moaned in remorseful pain — " Would — Ah, would I'd me brows again! " And then the whole of the Goblin band
Rocked on the fence-top to and fro, And clung, in a long row, hand in hand,
Singing the songs that they used to know —
Singing the songs that their grandsires sung In the goo-goo days of the Goblin-tongue. And ever they kept their green-glass eyes
Fixed on me with a stony stare — Till my own grew glazed with a dread surmise, And my hat whooped up on my lifted hair, And I felt the heart in my breast snap to As you've heard the lid of a snuff-box do. 107
THE NINE LITTLE GOBLINS
And they sang "You're asleep! There is no board-fence, And never a Goblin with green-glass eyes! —
"Pis only a vision the mind invents
After a supper of cold mince-pies, —
And you're doomed to dream this way," they said, —
"And you ska' n't -wake up till you're clean plum dead ! "
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TIME of crisp and tawny leaves, And of tarnished harvest sheaves, And of dusty grasses — weeds — Thistles, with their tufted seeds Voyaging the Autumn breeze Like as fairy argosies: Time of quicker flash of wings, And of clearer twitterings In the grove, or deeper shade Of the tangled everglade, — Where the spotted water-snake Coils him in the sunniest brake ; And the bittern, as in fright, Darts, in sudden, slanting flight, Southward, while the startled crane Films his eyes in dreams again.
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TIME OF CLEARER TWITTERINGS II
Down along the dwindled creek We go loitering. We speak Only with old questionings Of the dear remembered things Of the days of long ago, When the stream seemed thus and so In our boyish eyes : — The bank Greener then, through rank on rank Of the mottled sycamores, Touching tops across the shores: Here, the hazel thicket stood — There, the almost pathless wood Where the shellbark hickory tree Rained its wealth on you and me. Autumn! as you loved us then, Take us to your heart again !
Ill
Season halest of the year ! How the zestful atmosphere Nettles blood and brain, and smites Into life the old delights We have wasted in our youth, And our graver years, forsooth ! How again the boyish heart Leaps to see the chipmunk start
no
TIME OF CLEARER TWITTERINGS
From the brush and sleek the sun's Very beauty, as he runs ! How again a subtle hint Of crushed pennyroyal or mint, Sends us on our knees, as when We were truant boys of ten — Brown marauders of the wood, Merrier than Robin Hood !
IV
Ah ! will any minstrel say,
In his sweetest roundelay,
What is sweeter, after all,
Than black haws, in early Fall —
Fruit so sweet the frost first sat,
Dainty-toothed, and nibbled at!
And will any poet sing
Of a lusher, richer thing
Than a ripe May-apple, rolled
Like a pulpy lump of gold
Under thumb and finger-tips,
And poured molten through the lips?
Go, ye bards of classic themes,
Pipe your songs by classic streams!
I would twang the redbird's wings
In the thicket while he sings!
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THE CIRCUS-DAY PARADE
O'
Circus-Day parade! How the bugles played
and played ! And how the glossy horses tossed their flossy manes, and
neighed,
As the rattle and the rhyme of the tenor-drummer's time Filled all the hungry hearts of us with melody sublime !
How the grand band-wagon shone with a splendor all its
own, And glittered with a glory that our dreams had never
known !
And how the boys behind, high and low of every kind, Marched in unconscious capture, with a rapture undefined!
How the horsemen, two and two, with their plumes of white
and blue,
And crimson, gold and purple, nodding by at me and you, Waved the banners that they bore, as the Knights in days
of yore, Till our glad eyes gleamed and glistened like the spangles
that they wore !
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How the graceless-graceful stride of the elephant was eyed, And the capers of the little horse that cantered at his side !
How the shambling camels, tame to the plaudits of their fame,
With listless eyes came silent, masticating as they came.
How the cages jolted past, with each wagon battened fast, And the mystery within it only hinted of at last From the little grated square in the rear, and nosing there The snout of some strange animal that sniffed the outer
air!
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THE CIRCUS-DAY PARADE
And, last of all, The Clown, making mirth for all the
town, With his lips curved ever upward and his eyebrows ever
down,
And his chief attention paid to the little mule that played A tattoo on the dashboard with his heels, in the parade.
Oh! the Circus-Day parade! How the bugles played and
played ! And how the glossy horses tossed their flossy manes and
neighed,
As the rattle and the rhyme of the tenor-drummer's time Filled all the hungry hearts -of us with melody sublime!
rhyme o' The Raggedy Man's 'at's best 1 Is Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs,- 'Cause that-un's the strangest of all o' the rest, An' the worst to learn, an' the last one guessed, An' the funniest one, an' the foolishest. —
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs I
I don't know what in the world it means —
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs! — An' nen when I tell him I don't, he leans Like he was a-grindin' on some machines An' says: Ef I don't, w'y, I don't know beans! Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs ! 119
THE LUGUBRIOUS WHING-WHANG
Out on the margin of Moonshine Land,
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs! Out where the Whing-Whang loves to stand, Writing his name with his tail in the sand, And swiping it out with his oogerish hand ;
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs!
Is it the gibber of Gungs or Keeks ?
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs! Or what is the sound that the Whing-Whang seeks ?- Crouching low by the winding creeks And holding his breath for weeks and weeks !
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs!
Aroint him the wraithest of wraithly things !
Tickle me, Love, in these Lonesome Ribs ! 'Tis a fair Whing-Whangess, with phosphor rings, And bridal-jewels of fangs and stings ; And she sits and as sadly and softly sings As the mildewed whir of her own dead wings, — Tickle me, Dear, Tickle me here, e me, Love, in me Lonesome Ribs!
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LAWZY! don't I rickollect That-' air old swing in the lane! Right and proper, I expect,
Old times can't come back again ; But I want to state, ef they Could come back, and I could say What my pick 'ud be, i jing! I'd say, Gimme the old swing 'Nunder the old locus'-trees On the old place, ef you please! — Danglin' there with half-shet eye, Waitin' fer the cat to die !
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WAITIN' FER THE CAT TO DIE
I'd say, Gimme the old gang
Of barefooted, hungry, lean, Ornry boys you want to hang
When you're growed up twic't as mean! The old gyarden-patch, the old Truants, and the stuff we stol'd! The old stompin'-groun', where we Wore the grass off, wild and free As the swoop of the old swing, Where we ust to climb and cling, And twist roun', and fight, and lie — Waitm' fer the cat to die !
'Pears like I 'most allus could Swing the highest of the crowd —
Jes sail up there tel I stood
Downside-up, and screech out loud, —
Ketch my breath, and jes drap back
Fer to let the old swing slack,
Yit my tow-head dippin' still
In the green boughs, and the chill
Up my backbone taperin' down,
With my shadder on the groun'
Slow and slower trailin' by—
Waitin' fer the cat to die ! 122
WAITIN' PER THE CAT TO DIE
Now my daughter's little Jane's
Got a kind o' baby-swing On the porch, so's when it rains
She kin play there — little thing! And I'd limped out t'other day With my old cheer this-a-way, Swingin' her and rockin' too, Thinkin' how 7 ust to do At her age, when suddently, " Hey, Gran'pap! " she says to me, " Why you rock so slow ?" . . . Says I, "Waitin' fer the cat to die!"
(HEN Little Claude was naughty wunst
At dinner-time, an' said He wo'nt say "Thank you" to his Ma,
She maked him go to bed An' stay two hours an' not git up, —
So when the clock struck Two, Nen Claude says, — "Thank you, Mr. Clock, I 'm much obleeged to you! "
OTHE South Wind and the Sun ! How each loved the other one — Full of fancy— full of folly- Full of jollity and fun ! How they romped and ran about, Like two boys when school is out, With glowing face, and lisping lip, Low laugh, and lifted shout!
And the South Wind — he was dressed With a ribbon round his breast
That floated, flapped and fluttered In a riotous unrest ; And a drapery of mist, From the shoulder and the wrist
Flowing backward with the motion Of the waving hand he kissed. 127
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN
And the Sun had on a crown Wrought of gilded thistledown,
And a scarf of velvet vapor,
And a raveled-rainbow gown ; And his tinsel-tangled hair, Tossed and lost upon the air,
Was glossier and flossier Than any anywhere.
And the South Wind's eyes were two
Little dancing drops of dew, As he puffed his cheeks, and pursed his lips,
And blew and blew and blew !
And the Sun's — like diamond-stone,
Brighter yet than ever known, As he knit his brows and held his breath,
And shone and shone and shone !
And this pair of merry fays Wandered through the summer days ;
Arm-in-arm they went together
Over heights of morning haze — Over slanting slopes of lawn They went on and on and on,
Where the daisies looked like star-tracks Trailing up and down the dawn. 128
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN
And where'er they found the top
Of a wheat-stalk droop and lop, They chucked it underneath the chin
And praised the lavish crop,
Till it lifted with the pride
Of the heads it grew beside, And then the South Wind and the Sun
Went onward satisfied.
Over meadow-lands they tripped, Where the dandelions dipped
In crimson foam of clover bloom
And dripped and dripped and dripped ! And they clinched the bumble-stings, Gauming honey on their wings,
And bundling them in lily-bells, With maudlin mtirmurings.
And the humming-bird, that hung
Like a jewel up among The tilted honeysuckle horns,
They mesmerized and swung
In the palpitating air,
Drowsed with odors strange and rare, And, with whispered laughter, slipped away,
And left him hanging there. 129
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN
And they braided blades of grass Where the truant had to pass ;
And they wriggled through the rushes And the reeds of the morass, Where they danced, in rapture sweet, O'er the leaves that laid a street
Of undulant mosaic for
The touches of their feet.
By the brook with mossy brink, Where the cattle came to drink,
They trilled and piped and whistled With the thrush and bobolink, Till the kine, in listless pause, Switched their tails in mute applause,
With lifted heads, and dreamy eyes, And bubble-dripping jaws.
And where the melons grew, Streaked with yellow, green and blue,
These jolly sprites went wandering Through spangled paths of dew ; And the melons, here and there, They made love to, everywhere,
Turning their pink souls to crimson '^' With caresses fond and fair.
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN
Over orchard walls they went, Where the fruited boughs were bent
Till they brushed the sward beneath them Where the shine and shadow blent; And the great green pear they shook Till the sallow hue forsook
Its features, and the gleam of gold Laughed out in every look.
And they stroked the downy cheek Of the peach, and smoothed it sleek,
And flushed it into splendor;
And, with many an elfish freak, Gave the russet's rust a wipe — Prankt the rambo with a stripe,
And the winesap blushed its reddest As they spanked the pippins ripe.
Through the woven ambuscade That the twining vines had made,
They found the grapes, in clusters,
Drinking up the shine and shade — Plumpt, like tiny skins of wine, With a vintage so divine
That the tongue of Fancy tingled With the tang of muscadine.
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN
And the golden-banded bees, Droning o'er the flowery leas,
They bridled, reined, and rode away Across the fragrant breeze, Till in hollow oak and elm They had groomed and stabled them
In waxen stalls that oozed with dews Of rose and lily-stem.
Where the dusty highway leads, High above the wayside weeds,
They sowed the air with butterflies Like blooming flower-seeds, Till the dull grasshopper sprung Half a man's-height up, and hung
Tranced in the heat, with whirring wings, And sung and sung and sung!
And they loitered, hand in hand, Where the snipe along the sand
Of the river ran to meet them
As the ripple meets the land, Till the dragonfly, in light Gauzy armor, burnished bright,
Came tilting down the waters In a wild, bewildered flight.
THE SOUTH WIND AND THE SUN
And they heard the kildee's call,
And afar, the waterfall, But the rustle of a falling leaf
They heard above it all ;
And the trailing willow crept
Deeper in the tide that swept The leafy shallop to the shore,
And wept and wept and wept !
And the fairy vessel veered
From its moorings — tacked and steered
For the center of the current —
Sailed away and disappeared : And the burthen that it bore From the long-enchanted shore —
"Alas! the South Wind and the Sun! " I murmur evermore.
For the South Wind and the Sun,
Each so loves the other one, For all his jolly folly,
And frivolity and fun,
That our love for them they weigh
As their fickle fancies may, And when at last we love them most,
They laugh and sail away. '35
[Restored Romaunt.]
IT was a Jolly Miller lived on the River Dee ; He looked upon his piller, and there he found a flea : "O Mr. Flea! you have bit' me, And you sfeall shorely die ! " So he scrunched his bones against the stones — And there he let him lie !
'Twas then the Jolly Miller he laughed and told his wife, And she laughed fit to kill her, and dropped her carvin'-
knife ! — "O Mr. Flea! " "Ho-ho!" " Tee-hee ! "
They both laughed fit to kill, Until the sound did almost drownd The rumble of the mill !
'•'•Laugh on, my Jolly Miller! and Missus Miller, tool — But there's a weeping-wilier -will soon -wave over you!" The voice was all so awful small —
So very small and slim ! — He durst' infer that it was her, Ner her infer 'twas him !
THE JOLLY MILLER
That night the Jolly Miller, says he, "It's Wifey dear, That cat o' yourn, I'd kill her! — her actions is so queer, — She rubbin' 'ginst the grindstone-legs,
And yowlin' at the sky — And I 'low the moon haint greener Than the yaller of her eye! "
And as the Jolly Miller went chuckle-un to bed, Was Somepin jerked his piller from underneath his head ! "O Wife," says he, on-easi-lee,
" Fetch here that lantern there! " But Somepin moans in thunder tones, ' ' You fetch it ef you dare ! ' '
'Twas then the Jolly Miller he trimbled and he quailed — And his wife choked until her breath come back, 'n' she
iv ailed! And " O! " cried she, " it is the Flea,
All white and pale and wann — He's got you in his clutches, and He1 s bigger than a man ! "
"Ho! ho! my Jolly Miller,1" (fer 'twas the Flea, fer
shore! ) *• I reckon you'll not rack my bones ner scrunch 'em any
more ! ' ' And then the Ghost he grabbed him clos't,
With many a ghastly smile, And from the doorstep stooped and hopped About four hundred mile !
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OUR HIRED GIRL
OUR hired girl, she's 'Lizabuth Ann ; An' she can cook best things to eat ! She ist puts dough in our pie-pan,
An' pours in somepin' 'at's good and sweet, An' nen she salts it all on top With cinnamon; an' nen she'll stop An' stoop an' slide it, ist as slow, In th' old cook-stove, so's 'twon't slop An' git all spilled ; nen bakes it, so It's custard pie, first thing you know!
An' nen she'll say: " Clear out o' my way !
They's time fer work, an' time fer play! — Take yer dough, an' run, Child; run! Er I cain't git no cookin' done! "
When our hired girl 'tends like she's mad, An' says folks got to walk the chalk
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To th' Raggedy Man 'at mows our lawn; An' he s,ays " Whew!" an' nen leans on
His old crook-scythe, and blinks his eyes An' sniffs all round an' says, — "I swawn! Ef my old nose don't tell me lies, It 'pears like I smell custard-pies! "
An' nen he'll say, — " ' Clear out o' my way! They's time fer work an' time fer play! Tak,e yer dough, an' run, Child; run! Er she cain't git no cookin' done ! ' '
Wunst our hired girl, one time when she
Got the supper, an' we all et, An' it was night, an' Ma ar£ me
An' Pa went wher' the "^Social " met, — An' nen when we come home, an' see A light in the kitchen-door, an' we
Heerd a maccordeum, Pa says "Lan'- O'-Gracious! who can her beau be? "
An' I marched in, an' 'Lizabuth Ann
Wuz parchin' corn fer the Raggedy Man! Better say
"Clear out o' the way!
They's time fer work, an' time fer play! Take the hint, an' run, Child; run! Er we cain't git no courtin' done! "
LAS' time 'at Uncle Sidney come, He bringed a watermelon home —
An' half the boys in town, Come taggin' after him. — An' he Says, when we et it, — '•'•Gracious me! 'S the boy-house fell down? "
NOEY Bixler ketched him, and fetched him in to me When he's ist a little teenty-weenty baby-coon 'Bout as big as little pups, an' tied him to a tree;
An' Pa gived Noey fifty cents, when he come home at
noon. Nen he buyed a chain fer him, an' little collar, too,
An' sawed a hole in a' old tub an' turnt it upside-down ;
An' little feller'd stay in there and won't come out fer you —
'Tendin' like he's kindo' skeered o' boys 'at lives in
town.
THE PET COON
Now he aint afeard a bit ! he's ist so fat an' tame,
We on'y chain him up at night, to save the little chicks. Holler "Greedy! Greedy!" to him, an' he knows his name,
An' here he'll come a-waddle-un, up fer any tricks ! He'll climb up my leg, he will, an' waller in my lap,
An' poke his little black paws 'way in my pockets where They's beechnuts, er chinkypins, er any little scrap
Of anything 'at's good to eat — an' he don't care !
An' he's as spunky as you please, an' don't like dogs at
all.—
Billy Miller's black-an'-tan tackled him one day, An' "Greedy" he ist kindo' doubled all up like a ball,
An' Billy's dog he gived a yelp er two an' runned away ! An' nen when Billy fighted me, an' hit me with a bone, An' Ma she purt'nigh ketched him as he dodged an'
skooted thro'
The fence, she says, "You better let my little boy alone, Er 'Greedy,' next he whips yer dog, shall whip you, too!"
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THE Old Hay-mow's the place to play Fer boys, when it's a rainy day ! I good-'eal ruther be up there Than down in town, er anywhere !
When I play in our stable-loft, The good old hay's so dry an' soft, An' feels so fine, an' smells so sweet, I 'most ferget to go an' eat. 148
THE OLD HAY MOW
An' one time wunst I did ferget
To go 'tel dinner was all et, —
An' they had short-cake — an' — Bud he
Hogged up the piece Ma saved fer me !
Nen I won't let him play no more In our hay-mow where I keep store An' got hen-eggs to sell, — an' shoo The cackle-un old hen out, too !
An' nen, when Aunty she was here A-visitun from Rensselaer, An' bringed my little cousin, — he Can come up there an' play with me.
But, after while — when Bud he bets 'At I can't turn no summersetts, — I let him come up, ef he can Ac' ha'f-way like a gentleman !
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HI and whoop-hooray, boys ! Sing a song of cheer! Here's a holiday, boys,
Lasting half a year! Round the world, and half is
Shadow we have tried ; Now we're where the laugh is, — On the sunny side !
Pigeons coo and mutter,
Strutting high aloof Where the sunbeams flutter
Through the stable roof. Hear the chickens cheep, boys,
And the hen with pride Clucking them to sleep, boys,
On the sunny side !
ON THE SUNNY SIDE
Hear the clacking guinea ;
Hear the cattle moo ; Hear the horses whinny,
Looking out at you ! On the hitching-block, boyss
Grandly satisfied, See the old peacock, boys,
On the sunny side !
Robins in the peach-tree ;
Bluebirds in the pear; Blossoms over each tree
In the orchard there ! All the world's in joy, boys.
Glad and glorified As a romping boy, boys,
On the sunny side !
Where's a heart as mellow?
Where's a soul as free? Where is any fellow
We would rather be ? Just ourselves or none, boys,
World around and wide, Laughing in the sun boys,
On the sunny side !
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BAREFOOTED boys scud up the street, Or skurry under sheltering sheds ; And schoolgirl faces, pale and sweet,
Gleam from the shawls about their heads.
Doors bang; and mother-voices call From alien homes ; and rusty gates
Are slammed; and high above it all, The thunder grim reverberates.
And then, abrupt, — the rain ! the rain ! —
The earth lies gasping; and the eyes Behind the streaming window-pane
7 / / ' Smile at the trouble of the skies.
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The highway smokes; sharp echoes ring;
The cattle bawl and cowbells clank; And into town comes galloping
The farmer's horse, with steaming flank.
The swallow dips beneath the eaves,
And flirts his plumes and folds his wings ;
And under the catawba leaves
The caterpillar curls and clings.
The bumble-bee is pelted down
The wet stem of the hollyhock ; And sullenly, in spattered brown,
The cricket leaps the garden walk.
Within, the baby claps his hands
And crows with rapture strange and vague ; Without, beneath the rosebush stands
A dripping rooster on one leg.
GRANDFATHER SQUEERS
M
Y grandfather Squeers," said The Raggedy Man, As he solemnly lighted his pipe and began —
"The most indestructible man, for his years,
And the grandest on earth, was my grandfather Squeers!
" He said, when he rounded his three-score-and-ten, ' I've the hang of it now and can do it again! '
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GRANDFATHER SQUEERS
"He had frozen his heels so repeatedly, he
Could tell by them just what the weather would be ; **•'•*
"And would laugh and declare, ' while the Almanac would Most falsely prognosticate, he never could! '
"Such a hale constitution had grandfather Squeers That, 'though he'd used '•navy'' for sixty odd years,
"He still chewed a dime's-worth six days of the week, While the seventh he passed with a chew in each cheek :
"Then my grandfather Squeers had a singular knack Of sitting around on the small of his back,
"With his legs like a letter Y stretched o'er the grate Wherein 'twas his custom to ex-pec-tor-ate.
" He was fond of tobacco in manifold ways, And would sit on the door-step, of sunshiny days,
"And smoke leaf-tobacco he'd raised strictly for The pipe he'd used all through The Mexican War."
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And The Raggedy Man said, refilling the bowl Of his oivn pipe and leisurely picking a coal
From the stove with his finger and thumb, " You can see What a tee-nacious habit he's fastened on me!
"And my grandfather Squeers took a special delight In pruning his corns every Saturday night
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"With a horn-handled razor, whose edge he excused By saying 'twas one that his grandfather used;
"And, though deeply etched in the haft of the same Was the ever-euphonious Wostenholm's name,
" 'Twas my grandfather's custom to boast of the blade As 'A Seth Thomas razor — the best ever made ! '
"No Old Settlers' Meeting, or Pioneers' Fair,
Was complete without grandfather Squeers in the chair,
" To lead off the programme by telling folks how ' He used to shoot deer where the Court-House stands now ' — j 62
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"How 'he felt, of a truth, to live over the past, When the country was wild and unbroken and vast,
" ' That the little log cabin was just plenty fine For himself, his companion, and fambly of nine ! —
" 'When they didn't have even a pump, or a tin, But drunk surface-water, year out and year in,
" ' From the old-fashioned gourd that was sweeter, by odds, Than«the goblets of gold at the lips of the gods! '
Then The Raggedy Man paused to plaintively say It was clockin' along to'rds the close of the day —
And he'd ought to get back to his work on the lawn, — Then dreamily blubbered his pipe and went on:
"His teeth were imperfect — my grandfather owned That he couldn't eat oysters unless they were 'boned ' ;
"And his eyes were so weak, and so feeble of sight, He couldn't sleep with them unless, every night,
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CtHe put on his spectacles — all he possessed, — Three pairs — with his goggles on top of the rest.
"And my granfather always, retiring at night, Blew down the lamp-chimney to put out the light;
" Then he'd curl up on edge like a shaving, in bed, And puff and smoke pipes in his sleep, it is said :
•'And would snore oftentimes, as the legends relate, Till his folks were wrought up to a terrible state, —
" Then he'd snort, and rear up, and roll over; and there, In the subsequent hush they could hear him chew air.
''And so glaringly bald was the top of his head That many's the time he has musingly said,
'•'• As his eyes journeyed o'er its reflex in the glass, — 'I must set out a few signs of Keep Off the Grass T
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"So remarkably deaf was my grandfather Squeers That he had to wear lightning-rods over his ears
"To even hear thunder — and oftentimes then He was forced to request it to thunder again."
IT was just a very Merry fairy dream! — All the woods were airy
With the gloom and gleam Crickets in the clover
Clattered clear and strong, And the bees droned over Their old honey-song.
In the mossy passes,
Saucy grasshoppers Leapt about the grasses
And the thistle-burs ; And the whispered chuckle
Of the katydid Shook the honeysuckle
Blossoms where he hid. 167
THE PIXY PEOPLE
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Through the breezy mazes
Of the lazy June, Drowsy with the hazes
Of the dreamy noon, Little Pixy people
Winged above the walk, Pouring from the steeple
Of a mullein-stalk.
One — a gallant fellow —
Evidently King, — Wore a plume of yellow
In a jewelled ring On a pansy bonnet,
Gold and white and blue, With the dew still on it,
And the fragrance, too.
One — a dainty lady —
Evidently Queen, — Wore a gown of shady
Moonshine and green, With a lace of gleaming
Starlight that sent All the dewdrops dreaming
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THE PIXY PEOPLE
One wore a waistcoat
Of roseleaves, out and in, And one wore a faced-coat
Of tiger-lily-skin ; And one wore a neat coat
Of palest galingale ; And one a tiny street-coat,
And one a swallow-tail.
And Ho ! sang the King of them,
And Hey! sang the Queen; And round and round the ring of them
Went dancing o'er the green ; And Hey ! sang the Queen of them,
And Ho ! sang the King — And all that I had seen of them
— Wasn't anything!
It was just a very
Merry fairy dream! — All the woods were airy
With the gloom and gleam ; Crickets in the clover
Clattered clear and strong, And the bees droned over
Their old honey-song! 170
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A LIFE-LESSON
HERE ! little girl ; don't cry !
They have broken your doll, I know; And your tea-set blue, And your play-house, too, Are things of the long ago ; 171
THE LIFE-LESSON
But childish troubles will soon pass by. — There! little girl; don't cry!
There! little girl ; don't cry!
They have broken your slate, I know ; And the glad, wild ways Of your school-girl days Are things of the long ago ;
But life and love will soon come by. — There ! little girl ; don't cry !
There ! little girl ; don't cry !
They have broken your heart, I know ; And the rainbow gleams Of your youthful dreams Are things of the long ago ;
But Heaven holds all for which you sigh.- There ! little girl; don't cry !
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BUD, come here to your Uncle a spell, And I'll tell you something you mustn't tell- For it's a secret and shore-nuff true, And maybe I oughtn't to tell it to you ! — But out in the garden, under the shade Of the apple-trees, where we romped and played Till the moon was up, and you thought I'd gone Fast asleep. — That was all put on! For I was a-watchin' something queer Goin' on there in the grass, my dear! 'Way down deep in it, there I see A little dude-Fairy who winked at me,
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And snapped his fingers, and laughed as low
And fine as the whine of a mus-kee-to !
I kept still — watchin' him closer — and
I noticed a little guitar in his hand,
Which he leant 'ginst a little dead bee — and laid
His cigarette down on a clean grass-blade ;
And then climbed up on the shell of a snail —
Carefully dusting his swallowtail —
And pulling up, by a waxed web-thread,
This little guitar, you remember, I said!
And there he trinkled and trilled a tune —
" My Love, so Fair, Tans in the Moon ! "
Till presently, out of the clover-top
He seemed to be singing to, came, k'pop!
The purtiest, daintiest Fairy face
In all this world, or any place!
Then the little ser'nader waved his hand,
As much as to say, " We'll excuse you! " and
I heard, as I squinted my eyelids to,
A kiss like the drip of a drop of dew!
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THE BEAR STORY
W'Y, wunst they wuz a Little Boy went out In the woods to shoot a Bear. So, he went out 'Way in the grea'-big woods — he did. — An' he Wuz goin' along — an' goin' along, you know, An' purty soon he heerd somepin' go " Woo/i!" — 1st thataway — " Woo-ooh ! " An' he wuz skcercd, He wuz. An' so he runned an'' clumbed a tree — A grea'-big tree, he did, — a sicka-more tree. An' nen he heerd it ag'in: an' he looked round, An' 't'uz a Bear! — a grea'-big shore-nuff Bear! — No: 't'uz ttvo Bears, it wuz — two grea'-big Bears — One of 'em wuz — ist one's a grea'-big Bear. — But they ist boff went " Wooh / " — An' here they come To climb the tree an' git the Little Boy An' eat him up !
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An' nen the Little Boy
He 'uz skeered worse'n ever! An' here come The grea'-big Bear a-climbin' th' tree to git The Little Boy an' eat him up — Oh, no! — It 'uzn't the Big Bear 'at dumb the tree — It 'uz the Little Bear. So here he come Climbin' the tree — an' climbin' the tree! Nen when He git wite clos't to the Little Boy, w'y nen The Little Boy he ist pulled up his gun An' shot the Bear, he did, an' killed him dead! An' nen the Bear he failed clean on down out The tree — away clean to the ground, he did — Spling-splung ! he failed plum down, an' killed him, too An' lit wite side o' where the Big Bear's at.
An' nen the Big Bear's awful mad, you bet! — 'Cause — 'cause the Little Boy he shot his gun An' killed the Little Bear. — 'Cause the Big Bear He — he 'uz the Little Bear's Papa. — An' so here He come to climb the big old tree an' git The Little Boy an' eat him up! An' when The Little Boy he saw the grea'-big Bear
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THE BEAR STORY
A-comin', he uz badder skeered, he wuz,
Than any time ! An' so he think he'll climb
Up higher — 'way up higher in the tree
Than the old Bear kin climb, you know. — But he —
He can't climb higher 'an old Bears kin climb, —
'Cause Bears kin climb up higher in the trees
Than any little Boys in all the Wo-r-r-ld !
An' so here come the grea'-big Bear, he did, —
A-climbin' up — an' up the tree, to git
The Little Boy an' eat him up! An' so
The Little Boy he clumbed on higher, an' higher,
An' higher up the tree — an' higher — an' higher —
An' higher'n iss-here house is! — An' here come
Th' old Bear — clos'ter to him all the time! —
An' nen — first thing you know, — when th' old Big Bear
Wuz wite clos't to him — nen the Little Boy
1st jabbed his gun wite in the old Bear's mouf
An' shot an' killed him dead! — No; \fergot, —
He didn't shoot the grea'-big Bear at all —
'Cause they 'uz no load in the gun, you know —
'Cause when he shot the Little Bear, w'y, nen
No load 'uz anymore nen in the gun!
But th' Little Boy clumbed higher up, he did — He clumbed lots higher — an' on up higher — an' higher An' higher— te\ he ist can't climb no higher, 'Cause nen the limbs 'uz all so little, 'way
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THE BEAR STORY
Up in the teeny-weeny tip-top of The tree, they'd break down wiv him ef he don't Be keerfuj ! So he stop an' think: An' nen He look around — An' here come th' old Bear!
An' so the Little Boy make up his mind
He's got to ist git out o' there some way! —
'Cause here come the old Bear! — so clos't, his bref's
Purt 'nigh so's he kin feel how hot it is
Ag'inst his bare feet — ist like old " Ring's " bref
When he's ben out a-huntin' an's all tired.
So when th' old Bear's so clos't — the Little Boy
Ist gives a grea'-big jump fer Another tree —
No! — no he don't do that! — I tell you what
The Little Boy does: — W'y, nen — w'y, he — Oh, yes-
The Little Boy fee jinds a hole up there
'At's in the tree — an' climbs in there an' hides —
An' nen th' old Bear can't find the Little Boy
At all! — But, purty soon th' old Bear finds
.,The Little Boy's gun 'at's up there — 'cause the^« ,.| Jt's too tall to tooked wiv him in the hole. \ So1, when the old Bear find' the gun, he knows
.The Little Boy's ist hid 'round somers there, — An' lh' old Bear 'gins to snuff an' sniff around, An' sniff an' snuff around — so's he kin find Out where the Little Boy's hid at. — An' nen — nen — Oh, yes ! — W'y, purty soon the old Bear climbs 'Way out on a big limb — a grea'-long limb, —
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An' nen the Little Boy climbs out the hole An' takes his ax an' chops the limb off! . . . Nen The old Bear falls k-splunge / clean to the ground An' bust an' kill hisse'f plum dead, he did!
An' nen the Little Boy he git his gun
An' 'menced a-climbin' down the tree ag'in —
No! — no, he didn't git his gun — 'cause when
The Bear failed, nen the gun failed, too — An' broked
It all to pieces, too! — An' nicest gun ! —
His Pa ist buyed it ! — An' the Little Boy
1st cried, he did; an' went on climbin' down
The tree — an' climbin' down — an' climbin' down ! —
An '-sir ! when he 'uz purt'-nigh down, — w'y, nen
The old Bear he jumped up ag'in ! — an' he
Ain't dead at all — ist 'tendin' thataway,
So he kin git the Little Boy an' eat
Him up! But the Little Boy he 'uz too smart
To climb clean down the tree. — An' the old Bear
He can't climb up the tree no more — 'cause when
He fell, he broke one of his — he broke all
His legs ! — an' nen he couldn't climb ! But he
Ist won't go' way an' let the Little Boy
Come down out of the tree. An' the old Bear
Ist growls 'round there, he does — ist 'growls an' goes
" Wooh ! — woo-oo/i!" all the time! An' Little Boy
He haf to stay up in the tree — all night —
An' 'thout no supper neether! — On'y they
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THE BEAR STORY
Wuz apples on the tree! — An' Little Boy
Et apples — ist all night — an' cried — an' cried !
Nen when 'tuz morning th' old Bear went " Wooh ! "
Ag'in, an' try to climb up in the tree
An' git the Little Boy. — But he can't
Climb t'save his soul, he can't ! — An' oh / he's mad / —
He ist tear up the ground ! an' go " Woo-ooh ! "
An' — Oh, yes ! — purty soon, when morning's come
All light — so's you kin see, you know, — w'y, nen
The old Bear finds the Little Boy's gun, you know,
'At's on the ground. — (An' it ain't broke at all —
I ist said that ! ) An' so the old Bear think
He'll take the gun an' shoot the Little Boy: —
But Bears they don't know much 'bout shootin' guns:
So when he go to shoot the Little Boy,
The old Bear got the other end the gun
Ag'in' his shoulder, 'stid o' th^ other end —
So when he try to shoot the Little Boy,
It shot the Bear, it did — an' killed him dead !
An' nen the Little Boy dumb down the tree
An' chopped his old woolly head off: — Yes, an' killed
The other Bear ag'in, he did — an' killed
All boff \\\z bears, he did — an' tuk 'em home
An' cooked 'em, too, an' et 'em !
— An' that's all,
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ENVOY
MANY pleasures of youth have been buoyantly sung — And, borne on the winds of delight, may they beat With their palpitant wings at the hearts of the Young,
And in bosoms of Age find as warm a retreat ! — Yet sweetest of all of the musical throng,
Though least of the numbers that upward aspire, Is the one rising now into wavering song, As I sit in the silence and gaze in the fire.
'Tis a Winter long dead that beleaguers my door
And muffles his steps in the snows of the past: And I see, in the embers I'm dreaming before,
Lost faces of love as they looked on me last: — The round, laughing eyes of the desk-mate of old
Gleam out for a moment with truant desire — Then fade and are lost in a City of Gold,
As I sit in the silence and gaze in the fire.
And then comes the face, peering back in my own, Of a shy little girl, with her lids drooping low,
As she faltering tells, in a far-away tone, The ghost of a story of long, long ago. —
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Then her dewy blue eyes they are lifted again ;
But I see their glad light slowly fail and expire, As I reach and cry to her in vain, all in vain' —
As I sit in the silence and gaze in the fire.
Then the face of a Mother looks back, through the mist
Of the tears that are welling; and, lucent with light, I see the dear smile of the lips I have kissed
As she knelt by my cradle at morning and night; And my arms are outheld, with a yearning too wild
For any but God in His love to inspire, As she pleads at the foot of His throne for her child, —
As I sit in the silence and gaze in the fire.,
O pathos of rapture ! O glorious pain !
My heart is a blossom of joy over-run With a shower of tears, as a lily with rain
That weeps in the shadow and laughs in the sun. The blight of the frost may descend on the tree,
And the leaf and the flower may fall and expire, But ever and ever love blossoms for me,
As I sit in the silence and gaze in the fire.
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