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THE broa:dcastsr
Founcled in 19^4
Published, by the students of Liberty Union High School
Brentwood, California
Issued on the second Friday of each school month
Yearly subscription $1,00, single copy 15^
Vol. II Wo. IV January 15, 1926
STAFF
Editor in Chief Susan Wilder
Associated Editor ---Emily Bailey
Business I/Ianager Lov^ell Griffith
Soliciting I'lanager Cecil Woolley
Literary Reporter Laura Hammond
Society Reporter ' Amorette Crawford
Nev/s Repor te r Ivfeidale in 0 ' Meara
Exchanges Charles Cogswell
Associated School Notes Reporters
Senior Reporter Frances Diffin
Juni or Reporter Melba Cake bread
Sophomore Reporter Rendall Burroughs
Freshman Reporter Malbor Crandell
Alumni Reporter Jennie Cooper
Sports Reporter ?.fe.rgarot Hevey
Art Edi tor Fritz Ohms t e de
Associated Art Editors Audrey Laipyle
Loretta I.iinta lv!;,'-rtle Vortu
Jo]{:e Reporter Vivian Chastely
Cartoonist Cynthia Burroughs
Stencil Com...itte
Chairman L!iarian Morchio
Jennie Cooper Frances Diffin Laura Hammond Vivian Chastek I'lelba Acrey Sara Barr
(Literary Adviser) Miss i.i. E. Rov/e
ADVISERS (Publication Adviser) Hiss S. 3. Anderson
(Art Adviser Miss V. J. Pcrow
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HOV/ THE STUDZjjTTS OF LIJ^^RTY UITICf: HIGH SCHCCL PIT^LISH TKb BROADC^.STI]R
Vi/'e have been asIiecL several times hov; \¥e pulDlish our school paper. The task is not so great, because the staff-members respect one another's rii2;hts, and have their part of the v/ork done on time. V/e have no "loist" person on the staff. Everyone has his department va^itten up on tim.e.
The staff members are chosen by the Student Affairs Council from the student -body at larv'i,e. This manner of ap- pointm.ent makes the paper belong; to the student-body and not to some Oxie depe.rtment in tlie school.
The Broadcaster is published the second Eriday of each miOnth, The various s.rticles for the next edition of the paper are acceptable a ".Yeeh after the la;it edition is published. These a,i' e wr i 1 1 e n b y t n o ap p c i nt e d r e p o r t e r s .
The nev/s and sport re"porters are ^cjiven more time to v/rite their articles in order tha.t hiappenir^js up to the last possible minute majr be entered.
The business manager a".id the solicitinr^ manajer worn to- gether. The business m.ano,gor takes care of the buying of the SLipplies and other business matters concerning the pa,pei~, v/Jiile j the soliciting manager secures advertisements and subscriptions
for the pa"i:)er. '
The art depr.rt:-."ior.t clrr.v/s the advert i senent s , the illtistra-j tions, and the feature pictn-res. The cartoons are drawn hy a special cartoonist. All of the v;orh is done gradually and systematically. The cover designs are subraitted by members of the s t Lid e nt -body.
The associate-editor receives the rou/rhly \7ritten articles and helps the editor in a general way. The associate editor is a "roust-abcut-boss". He miist fit in the many places v/here help is needed the most.
It is the task of the editor to direct the work, and he is held responsible for the final laake-up of the paper.
The stenciling department does a very important part, and that is the typing of the articles on the stencils. These are placed on the mimeograph, v/hich is operated by hand pov/er, and the paper is printed page by page,
V/hen the printing is finished, the pages are placed on tables in the order in which they occ-jj? in the book. The staff members then go aroimd the tables in lines taking one page from each pile. In this way each covj is collected. The pages of the copy are straightened and are placed in the covers, l^Tow the last touch, the stapling of the pages to^;cther, is given. At this point the magazine is ready to go into circulation. From two hundred to three h-andred copies are assembled in this manner for the second Friday of each month.
Do we dislike the work on the paper? JIo. V/e like it. It helps to bring the classes of the school together. It lessens whatever friction there might be between the Juniors and the Seniors, This is true in the other classes, too. V/e like to ^ , . ^
work together. It str^:7n..-:;tLens our friendship ties ap we bear
the minor trials together < ITo one mernuwr of the staff has to
stand 3.ny mistake or hardship alone.
Hov/ Goulu '\Xi:j oriG t^crcon oarr;/ out such a pla"'' ^lone?
Onl5'' the UAGGption,il -person could do it, ar^d perhaps then he would have some difficulties. Our coopor.itive staff is makin? the BKOADCAFTEH a succeco b;/ standing by each other, and b.y be- in-^ strongly united.
vVe students .are workin.j not only for our pleasure, but for a definite aim — to accumulate i surplus ibove our expenses in order to add to the Gymnisium ^..''ur*' . It is the desire of the student-body of Liberty Union Hi3h School to get a ,GYTMASIUI.I; so we are doing our part to expand the coveted fund.
The New Year has come. vVo made no resolutions, but it is our hope to make the paper bettor and better.
Vi/e extend our best wishes to you for a brip;ht and prosper- ous New Ya.,ar.
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PHANTASY ON TIME Let us pause a space while all about us are heralding in the New Year with merry frolics, and dra\/i/ a piature in our minds of this mysterious, unconquered force--Time. v/e see in our ima.^ination a majestic, ivory throne tov'ering aloft to the heavens md upon it is seated -m a^ed, sorrov/-worn-raan-~the Old Year. Yet, in spite of all the toils of humanity, his countenance is lighted with benevolence, which increases as he slowly draws to his 1 ip i young Bibe. The long white locks min2:le with those of the innocent, smiling child's; the one as hoary as the vi/inter, the other is fair as the Spring. V/hat
confidenoG ic in thit cwc-ot youn'i; face raiced to the ovor- iind erst and in^ veteran — one cp in of Time,
Slowly he speaks, and in thv awosomo silenoc ho ccerns an ancient -nrophet of God whose words are the lessons that Time for ages has taught. With genial and sympathetic voice he counsels gravely with the Babe; recounts the problems which will be most likely to confront him, and points out his own past errors. Then gradually the fading eye lights, the ex- pression changes from despair to hope — to hope for this, the Baby Year. His voice rises with animation as he encourages the infant thus: "Look to each day, for it is Life — the very es- 89no« of Jiife. In its brief •ouarse lie all the varieties and realities of your existence. The Bliss of Growth, the Splendor of Beauty, and To-morrow are only a vision. But To-day well lived makes ev^jry yesterday a dream of happiness and every To- morrow a vision of Hope. Be then unafraid to face Time, and may thy brief era of life be even more successful, more fruit- ful than mine. "
His voice sinks low; his bont figure droops; gradually he lapses into a profound sleep, Prom the Heavens a white cloud drifts to the throne, and unseon hmds °rather up the lifeless form.
It is gonc--on3 Ycir of Timc» ind still beneath th it throne of the Baby Year rests the world a'-'/aiting the fulfill- ment of the vision of Tomorrow,
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It is a warm, sunsliiney day in early sprir.g. The sun's bright rays have even penetrated to the usually gloomy, dark, narrov/ Gtreets of Hev/ York's tenement district.
On the sidewalks, yes, rind even in the streets dozens of children are playing, dancing, laughing and singing.
Little Pierre is oh, so happy. See him jump and shout. He joins hands with his playmates and dances joyfully to the strains of an old hand-organ. To these little sons and daughters of all nations it is the music of angels.
All during the spring and sui^mier months little Pierre plays and sings.
Nov/, hov/ever, the days are shorter pnd colder, and very little brightness visits this district. The children do not play on the streets novi/; they stsy at nome, and sometimes it is so hnrd to keep warm.
Poor little Pierre is cold, cold; will t?.e spring and sunshine not come soon? See, he sits by the window, and gazes longingly at the lonely street. He glances across at the home of little iviaria, his dearest friend. '.Vhat is that in the v;indow? Oh, a plant with lovely Ijttle blue flovveia^; the forge t-me-r>ot, is it C'^'lled?
"Oh, grindmothcr," cries Piorro, "it liet the spriri'^ his ; oomc; SGO tho wondorful flowo:;: only in sprinpr does it blossom*"
But 1I1G4 tholTG ire still m my d lys before sprinc^, md
when it docs come, ivhere is our bright, hippy little Pierre?
Oh, he ivic s_o cold ho could not wiit, but went to join the m- gols in thit L md where it is Eternil Sprin??;.
"D^l spreon? oes noire but oh, di joy
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He WIG s_o cold, ny 1goi:1i boy,
Hw no could vviit . "
by Jwnnio Cooper
,THS Tx^AGEDY 0^^ All INDIAN MAID
There once wis m Indian mi id,
v\/ho wis vQxy timid md ifriid.
Her f ither v/is chief, ind ilso <?;uide.
He dressed in feithers i.nd buckskin hide.
One diy while wrilkinQ; throuq;h the v/ood. On the bmk of the IVibish her English lover stood He wis till md hmdsome , md rither tinned, From Winds ring throuoih this unknown Imd,
She stood there so beiutiful md griceful, v'\/ondering ii her lover v/ould -^Iwiys bo fiithful. She bid him good bye v-rith 1 he^rt full of sorrow. He WIS returninsr home on the morrow.
The birds wore whist linn* 1 pretty song. The bees kept bus7A ill diy long, But Winoli -would sit diy by diy, Gryinx, md pining her hcirt iwiy.
One diy while witching 1 boit come to shore
She s I'.v one person m.d one more,
It WIS hor lover, yo^, her lover.
v\lho WIS thit with him? Ho not his mother;
It v/is his wife, his wn doir wife;
Whit WIS there now for her in life?
She stole iwiy like 1 thief in the ni ^ht ,
;>/mdering home with 1 look of fri^iht
Sneiked into her tent, md with 1 look of gloom,
She slipped into h^r wedding dress,
For her there wis to be otornil rest.
by Blmche Pl^a.mley
THE :^LUE YofiTQ 1.30 When robbere wore 1 terror to the hi^ihwiys of England, a party of .'gentlemen -and Indies wils travelin^: by coich to London. As they becime better icquainted, they fell into Gonvers^tion; and it was quite natural that their tali: drifted toward robberies, and what should be done if the coach were attacked. All were quite nervous, especiallj^ one gentleman who had with him twenty pounds. A lady more calm than the rest suggested that he hide his money in his hoots, a bit of advice which he acted upon at once.
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f^ot many minutes later the robbers actually appeared. The door was thr ov/n open and a masked villian demanded money. Thereupon the lady spoke up promptly and said, "You will find what you want in that gentleman's boots." Off came the boots and away vvent the robber evidently satisfied with his find. v*'hen asked to explain her seemingly unpardonable conduct, the lidy declined for the time, but invited ill the passcisgers to dine with her the following evening at her London home. After dinner she would explain to thoir complete satisfaction. This invitation was accepted though all were highly indignant, es- pecially the nervous gentleman 'who had lost his twenty pounds.
Thus it happened that the next evenin^r brought together the small group of six it the home of the lady who had revealed the hiding place of the twenty pounds. Even the nervous victim was present.
Before dinner they renewed their acquaintances. Curio- sity was more visible than before amon^ the ^roup. Still there ivas evidence of nervousness in the "gentleman".
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Gonocrnin-'; the subject -ibout which they had come to learn.
xhe hostess assumed in air of hospit-able disposition throuQihout the dinner up to the time of dessert. Addressing the "^entleinan" aliO said, "Mr, E^i^^m, I h'lve boon on your triil for over two months, md hive it last satisfied my curiosity as well IS that of the 'Scotland Y-ijrds Ac^ency'. (G-isps of horror wore heird from all directions of the table.) Havin^^ i pretty certain conception of what your prank would lead to, 1 had arranged for this hold-up. The supposed robbers were mere- ly detectives in disquise. vl/e accuse you of stealing the twenty pounds from J.Irs. Hrithway while she was at a tea at the Hotel Gooil."
F^gan viewed the french doors that led to a balcony. He shoved his chair away from the table in his attempt to escape. As he tried to force his way into the darkness outstide, he was seized by armed detectives from Scotland Yards.
by Alice Lloyd
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Mother dear, I'm so glad you're here, He-ir when the day is dark and drear. And when the sun is shining bright, v'y^hen all the earth is dimmed by ni9:ht.
Mother dear, v/hen from school I come,
1 come to see my best pal, my chum.
I love to see you, and, oh, when you smile;
It seems as though coming home is worth v/hile.
At night I kiss you, on e;oinP! to bed. You tuck me in and pat my head. In the morn when I -i.vake, mother dear, I find that you're just twice as dear.
by I!-ijorie Veale
L SUITABLE 1^01 IE ty Susan V/ilder
How, Heddy Linnet had found, and shovm to his ^/ife , fel hollov/ apple tree c^nd a hole in a fenoe-rail, either oi" which he thought v/ould make a plettsant place in v/hich to live .
But since neddy's wife , was very particular and v/anted to live near the farnhouse, he must find a suitable location for a house near the f^^rmhouse Many places v/ere sug[:ested ty Keddy or his wife, hut the far sighted little tirds found something wrong with, each lo- cation.
Reddy Linnet snent many busy moments about the out- buildings of Fc^rm.er John's ranch. And since Linnets are never so happy ^vS when they are huntiiig a pluco for a nest, Keddy v;as very joyous. He hopped and climbed and fluttered to his hodrt's con- tent, loohing into a hundred different holes und cracl:s.
Every ■)0EsiblG place Wc-s either too big or too little, or too high or too low; or it w^s v/here the rain would beat u^jn it; or m^ybc it vjc^s so situated thc.t the Cc.t coulu thrust her o^w inside; or old Busy Hound could steal the eggs and tear up tjio nest.
Any wr y , oy ' r " r pr) ro -i r i ? o e ^ n 0 0 1: hci 5. some ci i- <. . v/b c. c fe , an c ? 2 '' cl ¥ wondered v;hat he Wc-s to tell hisj v.'iic, wlio w^.s waiting down in i the Ock-tioe in the Green Pa.s- I turo . iill ut once he came upon j the finest pli...:;e in the v/orld i for a house tlic^t he had ever { seen. Oiiq quicVc look through the small round opening that led to it wus enough. I
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He knev; right av/ay that his| search was ended. So he hurried' back to the old Oak-tree to iind| I.Irs. Roddy and tell hor the freed i news. j
"I've found the best snot i for a house in all the ncighbor-j hood I" ho cried, as ho dropped j down beside hor and hopped about i in his excitement. i
"Arc you sure that it is in! a good nc igliborhood? You kr^ov; j that I camo from a very aristo- i cratic family, and I must live in a location th-^t I will not bo ashamed of when my family or my friends come to visit us," chirped LIr s . It e d d :: s i.uc i 1 y .
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V/hy is a watch 6.og big^^er by nifjht than day? (Because he is let out at nighl and taken -in by day.)
\Vliat is the funniest name in the world? (Minnie ha ha.)
In what place are two heads better tha.n one? (In a barrel. )
V/hat is the last thing you take off before going to bed? (Your feet off the floor.)
How do bees di.spose of tteJr honey? (The^y put it in COT: 03 and sell (cell) it.)
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For nany years we niive been gaming a wider and better fame as a bookshop of the hi/^hest character » That fame has been built only through years of careful service and a belief that we are right; that California needs and will support a shop of the right type.
And during these vears we havn come to be one of the showplaoes of the Bay Region--as a shop which will leave you
a definite m.emcry of your visit, o; best and newest booics of every sor-
having: seen a host of the
Get in touch with uu ; tr^ our service. If you want to know the price, or date, or anythinf, about any bool£--or if you want a book: suitable for finy pirrnose, we can meet your wants and will gladly sap^:ly any inf orm.iLion , V.'hen you are m the Bay Region, step into the shop. You are sure" of a cordial welcome and a pleasant visit.
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j\^ev/ Yea.r's'Eve v;.?s the e of many [^ay f^tes 'I'-ncT es in e.nd aboiAt the tov.n . students re;^'Ort th = t the e held at the ha.ll in cy v:?G very ciij oy..-.ble . I'e^N Year's Eve v;^s pIso v:ith a, rollickinp; ■-^ooc' in the Odd Fellow's F?ll ^Ton. The Few Yopr v;p g Ided v.dth Ipuf^htf^r and rity .
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iuiss Ruth Baxter, a charming hostess, presided ov^"-r a ter given '^t her home on Friday ^i'ternocn, January 1. I.i i s s 3 ax ter a 1- e 0 g a\" e i p -^ r t y on Saturd-^iy night, Jmu-ry '^ .
The arincipal entertain- mi e n t oZ S 9, t u r d •^.y e v e v. i n ,^' ' s narty wr.s da/ncing. Since mp.ny of her friends do not d.^nce, she gave a tea for tham on Frid-'Xy afternoon.
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lovely g-^mcs were plpyed v/hich v;ere e^" joyed by '^11 those ^resent .
When -^11 were assembled Saturday night, clever little programmes were handed ^-^ round . Tac I'adio w-s chen G-..rn^-Ji en ■'■nd soon all were dancing to t h e ".lu n i c b r o - d c 9. s t e d b; y X . Cr . 0 ^
Later in the evening a t "'. sty, deli c i o u s r u ■ri e r wa, s served, ->fter which the dinner :jr^ r t ne r s d inc e d t o p'e u'^ e r . Th e P'-xt'/ f'aily continued until 1:30,. and v/as enioyed by the
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C^IPCH 3AZAAR The llethodist Church at ^•rentwood, held a very success-' :^ul bazaar at the Legion H^ll, lecember 13, whore during the c^y da:nt3'' "^'^6 n.seful C''"'rist- mas gifts were sold. Durine the noon hour, ^. hot lunch vr-'S served to the school children.
In the evening the Ladies Aid served a. c"feteri^, suD"aer which the community -attended a.r d : n j oy c d . Af t e r th e pupj^e r there v;as a s^alendid local- tale '. .1 1 p r o g r a m^ .
Am. ang the entertainers were:
Lin'c ^-eiselmir.n, who' ga.ve a. s ax aph 0 n c solo, a cc omp ■> nrc C. "d
G-lr. (iy G Sull i vr. n .
Lois Rirncr gc.vo c. very clovor imitation of c. stuttor- in '^ <"''i p1
"^•!i^/cc.rl AblDott and Ifrs . Sullivan sang a duot.
The Spanish cln'o gave a far^.v/cll surprise party for William Baxter, who left for Los .ingeles, ^n Thursday even- ing, January 7 .
The evening was spent in playing games, dancing, and. then a light suj.;per v/as served Idany of the members had tricky games and stunts which added a good deal of mirth to the evening .
Each class as Sornisn I, Spanish II and Span:^sh III put on a stunt consisting of songs and instrumental selections. Vivicnne Lavere, v^ho was home at this time and Lin:: Geiselman played for the dancing. Every- one was in high spirits and put forth his best to show "Bill'' a good time before he left Liberty Unicn High School.
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day evening, February 13, They are planning a one-act farce a ad a short musical nuinber, after which we shall dance until twelve, Wc want everyone to come and spend a J*<lly even- ing v/i th us. Vfatch for the date, M-rch 27.
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The Junior Prom is going to bu just fine. The com- mittees are v/ orl:ing very hard to uiake it a success. V/e v/ant everyone to help us, I' larch 15 .■
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The Ladies' Aid at Brentwood will give a "School Children's Lunch" at the I.'ethodist Church on January 28.
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Start the iiGiv vear right by making the whole lo.nily ha;p- py because they ccn -'ave cakes or cookies v/henever they v/ant them. 'Toothsome c.ainties are not so hard to mrke as some \)eople believe. Just get a smile on your face and go into the kitchen. There proceed, to try some new recipe. It is really- fun to try out new re- cipes just to see if you can m. ke something good.
Most children scones. Here is a recipe for Pruit S(
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Boil ^.va t c r a nC: butt e r , in flour while this m.ixture still boiling and boat mitil mixtrnx) is smooth. Gook 3 min- utes, and Vv'hcn cooled rdd the un- beaten eggs (one ^t a time), ^laoe small spoonsful of the ough on buttered tins an^ cook or 25 minutes. If the -.^niis arc
removed trom the oven too soon, the;,: v/ill fall.
V/hon the puffs arc coolod mak.:) an incision in the side of each puff and fill each with whipped cream or some other ao- sirod filling'. _
POR SOME FUIi If you want to have some fun v/hen your friends come in for the evening, just think of this recipe, and have something sv;oct as v/ell.
2 cups brov/n sugar
i" cup of boiling water
1 tablespoon vinegar
2 tablespoons butter
Place this mixture on the stove and cook until, when tested by placing some of the candy in cold water, it v/ill crackle and be crispy.
V/hon cooked, place in a butter Dd plate until coolod; then the candy is ready to pull until it becomes too stiff to pull cjiy longer. At this point oat it.
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TO REMOVE SCORCH k cloth wet in diluted per- oxide and laid over scorched
pots and dried by a moderately hot iron, will remove every sign of scorch.
When poaching eggs, add one tablespoon vinegar to the boil- ing water. This prevents the eggs from boiling to pieces.
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It is with great pleasure that the exGhaiiges otre re- ceived by the Broadcaster Staff. The mail is v\/atched for the exchanges to arrive.
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The Broadcaster is de- lighted to add the following exchanges to its list:
The Ora.nge Peal
'"■ocdlaiid, Clifornip
Anderson Hi Hews
Anderson., California
Hi Ti.T.os
Lincoln, California
HioH oCHOOL u::iii^0ij: j'o..
'xu.j 0^.1x0 of the l)i>.dlo Hi h<.vo riao^otod the niddy raid sliirt Lin i form dross for school.
The boys of Ji.^^lo h.:vo adopted the '":iiddy and je.ni uniform costume.
Liberty c o n^n' .i t u 1 r- 1 o r. Jiablo on the uniform costume olan.
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Ex. THE JIABIO
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You cm w.'uider in the [united Sti.tos, but you have to Ti.G High School A..chor \ c^o to Italy to Eomc Anchorage, Alaska
Tlie An..l., ^n
Seb.-LStapol, C^ilif.
The Di..clo
Concord, Caifornia
All of the high 3chool j o^aoers hr.ve ;i spirit in conimon. Th<.t spirit .md aim | 3hi_p of the'Analy High is is the oesire to raise the j shown in ,;lmost every article stand in.,^ of each of the high |
schools. I oho: "I can't st.nid
! kC is sing."
Tae exchmiges are one of Ho: "Sh.r.ll wo find n
the few compensations ..raong^ j aerit?" the Staff 'o many trials. ThOj exGhan,Tes help to develop '
The s-oirit of goodfellow-
Exchcinge F.'irmer: "V/ho's in that
■^'''- /atcrmolon pcitch?"
jrood- fellow ship beo\.'wen the
man"'' hi;Th schools. It oiingsj -Wc
wiaely le-oaratod schools irto! J. \;, "^^ust us water-
ciose%ontact, p - melons." THE A.JALYAN
The Anchor, of AixChorige, Alisl:-a is 'in All-Araorioin Ili^h School piper. It ic t. 3:re-at ple-is-ure to Liberty to -^xchans; with them. xhe students of Anchor-i^e hive been taking the intelligence exarain-^ti ons sent out \ij S-c-^.nford which ^oes to ehow thit althou.-^h they live 'mmy miles 'vwiy, their interes ire in common with ours.
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The auilifi Git ions of elo;^ibility to the school hono;.. roll list is very high, so thit only those who worl: get on the honor list. TLis is 1 very o-ood T^lin. It helps to ruse the intellectuil stmdird of the school.
HO'// TO l.ILL A SCHOOL
PUBLICATION 1. Don' I "boy one--hrrrow just "be 1 sponger. E. Look up the idvortiser^ tnde with the other fcllovj; 1 chump
one
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3. IlQver h^nd in inj news items, ind be sure to criticize everything ,in the piper; be i
c ox c omb .
4. Toll your neighbors the piper is going down-hill every diy; be i pessimist.
5. l\i you cin' t hustle ind miko the riper .i" success — be i corpse. ---"Le Sourire,"
(Sxchm^c — :^hG Anchor)
,7h.»t does this word spell? |
I .?-olt too tired to study, L-ost my lesson on the w^y to
school . U-sed up ill my prour, lT~o, my locker vron't oneno Z-new it once, but hive for-
gotten,
T:^:.. Ped'ir^^hite)
;uil: "Ld you serve fish
here'''"
v/...iter'. "Certainly, we citer to everyone,"
(S:, Hi Times)
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Riy: "H^ v;ho 1 lu^rhs list
liuT:hs best , "
'Scoot: "Ycth, md he v/ho 1 lughs first gets the point I" .(EAchnngeo )
DATE Oj^ RTAIII^ORD EXAMS. IS CHAHOEL ^Elcrcifter ill students v/ho intend to enter Stintord Uni- versity IS freshmen will not hive to wait imtil August to tike the entrmce eximinitions , The dite his boon chinged to Februiry md the students se- iectod will be admitted subject to their citisfictory comple- tioA of the school yeir tmt remiin* .
The eximinitions will be c-iven it Sicnmcnto during thit
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fNcWs Ii.em Ey^chan.^e) The Oranc^G Peal)
"Does the world
"When my dad
"Your dad?" "Yes. he is a
■^-acher move?"
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Toacher
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x^l^ESFxl-IAN IN EIIGLISH "I — vtfho wrote Scott '23 Ivanhoe?"
(Ex. And oX con Hi. )
The Echo is no arranged in every way that it holds the reader's interest and causes
him to read on and on.
SAD 3T0HY lie: "If ycu refuse me, I will die."
She refused him, and he died 60 years later.
(Ex. E. U.K. S, Echo,)
Tom J. : "I heard that Gladys turned j^ou down, last night." ■■
Harry G.: "Sotmething like that. I 'dsked if I m.ight see her home, and she said that she would send mo a picture of it." (E;i. The Broadcast. )
Alice: ^^C-xn ho trip the light fantastic toe?"
B-irney (-i real girl): "Trij- is right."
(Ex. The Broadcast.)
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Miss A-ina'belle G/v;, a .^ lormer teacher e/c LiberL-'oy, was recentl;;- a visitor hero. It seeiiecl ^■ooc'. to seg.lier again*
William Gr.ncle, at one ti'ie a stu.clerit cf Liberty Hij^h, v..'-.itcd scliool ■ T'^Gontlv .
! be ver^^ at oractivo to wcu ' students . The schcols from
wLich tiic two new students ca.ne
f rori are :
Arline Cc'.r son- -To clinical Hi^ii
s cii 0 0 1 , at C c . !■: 1 a nd ♦
Albert Zi-_}i--Hitciicoe'_: Military
Aca dem;;,'" , a t ^, San Rc.f a e 1 .
Jraiuary ?^o tJie lative Sons
at one
:■>. ETward E.:ni_^ t:-...ie a teacher et ?J.J?ert;, , j sjent !Tev; Year's Da;/ at 'the none ol irofessor Idsh.
J'' c cue 1 i no L :. v-i s , a i o m er sta-ient of Liberty, and resident of Brentv/ood, has aiov- cd to Li ttsbur^;, aii^re she Y:il] ataend schccl._ . ,
Tae L. U, E. 3. ,^irls nave started vrej.rina; tiieir uniforms. It certaL.nlv in- creases the f:^ne an;.-) ear a. nee of the high school.
T-e £,-irls at the Aihambra Ilijh, at Ltirtincz, liCye dso started uniform dross .
01 iiyron are
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iviUiS; a dance.
It wil]. be '^. t the hall in B'^'ron.
The Juniors of L* Ui 11, S will hold their annual Junior "^rem, i larch 3.3, 19£6. xt will be held at the ,^Hi|^h_ ichool .
LLLThS Ralph he idem, the son of ih'. u. ho^dorn of Lone Tree, died at Liartinea, Jenuary 5, 192b.
Lrs. H. he idem, of hni;j;ht- sen, nassed a\/ay in I^an Fran- c:.r;eo, Ja^M-ar'.- 5. 1926.
:!rs. li. Carey, of Byron, i who was an old resident there,
died at her aau^hter
Lome at
■iiss Lvelrii Rj->-la nd, fcrm-^ erly a langua^ie teacher here visited Lira. C. lioO'_;rs, last Sunoi^.y.
Iv'iss Florence Jordan, formerly an En^^jlish teacjier at Liberty Union High ScL.ool is no7/ teaching at Fremont High S c hf^' 0 1 1 n Oa h'J.a nd .
V'e have twc new students at our school, Arl^ne Cms on, end Albert .iipf. Both are So mt^mcres . Libert" seems to
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Science
The G-eneral Science class has made a \X)nderful discovery. It has discovered the eanse of tne heavjr fog, but as yet hr-.s not foui-:d a \;ay to elimi.-ate it.
The Chemistry class of L. U. H. S, undur L!r. CalJr. ghan Y\,-..z been :jaL:ing lye. The class hopes to go jiito the busLnoss, Le v/ish the maabers success.
LANGUAGES
The Spanish class has formed a club. They have al- ready had several interesting meetings .
The French classes have been planning to start 9 club for some time. You will hear from them before long.
COMRiERCIAL
The Typing Classes, under the supervision of Miss Ander- son, have been having keen individual competition. The Underwood Company has already given out many medals.
The lucky recipients are: i.Iarian r.Iorchio--silver emblem.
Rachel Veale--Bronze emblem Helena Keeney--Certif icate
Amorette Crawford- -Cert if icate L. C. Smith awards are; Vivian Chastek--Bronze pin i.Ielba Acrey- -Bronze pin
SEWING
The Sewing Classes under the supervision of Miss Perov/ arc planning on having an exhibit later on in the year. Tne girls are doing splendid v;ork and it is guaranteed that the exhibit will be well worth while. You can't afford to miss it.
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FRESIiMEN
The Freshmen have not done raLich lately, but have been de- voting their time to ctudy. The Basket Ball season is star-
* It soypcd rcthor hard at first, jbut nov. we're getting used of it
Our President and Business Manager arc already "back in the and have given a hot :o stai't the year right
harne s s , " do s sale
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turn out to root for their teanj The Freshmen will give all the | support they can to tbe school o They wish the school and all of the people of the community a very happy and prosperous l;ev>? Year.
SOPHOMORES
The Sophomores sales are in a general state of inactiv- ity due to the fact th:it the Juniors are preparing for their Prom.
Held s cho and Soph in h grer.
nave on a
One of our mexiibcrs, Pred orn^ Pias been absent from ol because of tPie sickness death of his brother. The omore Class sent a wi'oath 1 s memory , and symp a t P: i z e s tly with Fred for his loss
Many members of the class be::n a.bsGnt froiu scPiOol ceo -j.nt of colds..
Sickness has buen th-O cause of a great many absences in our class. Consequently, wo have not been as active as usual. \"/e arc hoping for sunshine and
more pep„ '
Happy New Year to all,
SENIORS
The Seniors had a meeting and decided to givti. a Senior Stunt Show to raise money to put over our Senioi' Play in the right wav. The Shov/ ^/vill con- sist of several snappy stunts.
The Senior Flay is going to be more of the colonial type than the i^sual m.odern play that is giA^en.
One morn^hig when thu Sen- iors oamc to scl'^ool^ th^y open- ed tPj-e door of rdieir m.aior room, aiid Dc-noid, tiiCi-o vvas one of th^M" r c.lussinatos , Marian ])::orcP-ia,
A new^ girl m-ember h.as joini- ed the SopPioraores, and from- wPj.at we P^ave learn-,jd fi^om Per she intends to stay.
JUNIORS
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one of the f^w girls who de- clared that tP.ey would never nave bobbed Jir.ir.
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Gornldinc Sliwrm-^n is ^.t" t end in? the .'/g stern Norni.-l Scliool^in Bv^rkoley.
Alveretta H.-.^uilton spent the week-end of the 9th with Juliet ^"^irpo in I^nightGcn.
Willma Dainty. ':..nd her mother, , Mrs. Ell-t)ninty., .^r. now settled in their new home in Berkeley.
an automobile accident some months ago, hcs been compelled to return to the infirmary on account of an infection in one of the cuts on his face.
Elivra Holway spent Nev/ Years day in Oakland.
1 2 1 f f T f-vrf 1 n • V a r. mar r i o d lan December 19 to Emmett Vitt at Carmeli The young couple will make their home at Dos Palos for the presents
^elen Jansse spent the Christmas and New Year holi- days with her parents in Brentwood,
Angelo Bailey, Ray Hous- ton and Vivienne Lavere, all of the University of Califor- nia and members of the class of '25, were school visitors I recently. They are all de- i lighted with college life, but couldn't resist a little visit at L. U. H. S.
Arthur Somerholder is working on his fathers ranch at Knight sen.
Henry Sellers is working at El Centre, in the imperial Valley.
Henry Kar3?ej?^J£ho. met with
Ferd Hoffman and Norma md hor___ i Mackenzie, daughter of Judge Mackenzie of Martinez, have announced their engagement. The date for the wedding has not been set.
Ray Houston was present i at the Epworth League _.A13.iance ; held at Brentwood on janaary
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j After a long illness
Mildred Gann is able to resume
j her studies at the Western
j Normal School.
i Dolores Sanders, who has I been ill for about a month has j returned to her work at the Bank of Byron.
Clarke Erov/n is working for E. L. LIcClelland of Brent- wood.
Letters or news from our Alumni or their friends are always v/elcom.e.
'V'/e are interested always in knowing what Liberty's re- cent students are doing.
Have you anything of in- terest concerning Alumni ? If you have, send it in. We can use it.
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BOYS /-TliLETICS
Two practice games have been played with the Knightsen Farm Bureau team. We lost in both games: , the first to a
14 to 12 score, and the second to a 22 to 14 score. A third game vv^as played January 12^ the score of which v/as 18 to
15 in favor of Liberty.
This game was won d, a one-handed backvvard goal made by our "Kenny Boy",
The Knightsen was as follows;:
Arthur Somerhaulder-C. Elm.er Minta-R. F. Aubrey Lawrence-L. F, Joe Cecchini-Ro G. Carusoe Cardoza-L.G,
Our first league game was played on January 8, with Antioch. Both our teams were beaten. The score of the first team game being 14-7 and the second team game 8-16 The first team game v/as some- what spoilen. by intentional fouling; otherwise both teams played well. The v/eather was very cold, consequently the team had a hard time warming up .
The next league game with Concord v/ill be played at Brentwood, today^ J-^.nuary 15, Come and watch us wipe UD the g:''ound with them. (Nothing like being optimis- tic).
Genius almost always comes to the deserving. Lib- erty has some baseoall games to win in the coming season .
It has been reported to this department that the coach of the Baseball teams has in view a good pitcher for Lib- erty. Our pitcher has one of those left-handed swings that few pitchers have, and the kind that few batters ever get used to. We need not make prophecies as to vifhat our TO it Cher will do for us. When the time comes, he will show us what he can do for Liberty.
Liberty extends a hearty welcome to Alo^ rt Zipf, our pitcher. Vjo hope he will like our school.
GIRL'S ATHLETICS
Arline land is novif of our best ers.
Carson from Oak- enrolled as one basketball play-
Due to the cold and fog- gy weather, L. U. H. S. Girls B.^isketbaD.l tuara has not beer- having basketrall practice as usual. As soon as the weathei clears up, wc intend to start the season with earnest prac- tice.
As has ooen stated be- fore, there will be no more League Games. How. vcr, we may play friendly games with the different schools of the county, and w-j all hope so.
A COLE BACK
Kendell Burroughs on see- ing a small dog v/ith very long ears said, "If that dog does not vvatoh out, he v;ill tri;::» on his ears."
Oliver Henas : "Something like you, Sendell."
iiOi? ubED TO BLira CAunous
It was rainy and Kuth Baxter roae hoine on the Cius , V/hen she v/as getting off, Lena l:oia said, "You're not useci to getting off of this hus . "
As she stenped on Lee Buck's toes he said, "Ouchl I ' 11 say your not . "
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V/hat was it made
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V/ho was it lent IT
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Could I'oah build
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GEOGKAPLTY adelphia, ?a? eve land, 0.? Id Lev/ leans, La.? Joolin, :iO.? CliicuffO, 111.? , D. C.
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the reason
Zan. ashville ,f onn. ly broke? a Little l\ oc\i ,
hrie, Ok.?
'.Vould ban Prancisco, Cc^l. .u cop
Bee vaiE e 0 1 1 u nv/o- , L- . d o i e ? For tlio' my Portla.nd, He. did
love , I tiirev; my Portland, Ore.
JOOD HP.AbOL
At a College exa-mination a professor asked, "Does the question embarrass you?"
The student re-olied, "Lot cct all, sir, not at t^l. It is quite clear. It is the answer th-.t botliers me'."
/.T TAbT
"A' hear th-.t -^our 'wife is de..d," Sr..id S'.ndy to his f rienc .
"Aye," reoliod Donald, "hrie slippit .-w,^' on Mond^.y."
"L. 'm sorry to he.^r thc,t. './hen ib the funer.^l?"
"Lext llonday."
"Lext ■fond ay?"
"ves. It's like tliis," ans'-erod Lonuld , "The duy we were m.^rried she si^ys tu,e me 'Pon^.ld' , S:;.ys she, 'you . nd mie will hae :. nice quiet v/eek to- .Tether', • ^nd , b;.ndy, "'e'rc get tin' it now."
BLTTEH THAL THAT City Fellow: "b.y'. Is
th:-.t bull s.d'e?"
Pais t ic : "" /ell, he's .-.. lot
Scifer tlain you -.re I"
"''n:...t m.^kes that nolicca-.n so f.u'?"
■'Too much tr,.ffic jc,m.."
LIONLY vVAlITED '^Brudrcn," said a d'lrky minister down on 'i plT,ntation, "Brudron, I'g ^ot -i -.Cive-dollar SGrnion, an' a tvvo-dollar sermon an' 1 onG-dollar sermon, an' I want die hero indolicato auJ- ience to take up a collection as to which one of dem dey can afford to hear.
NOT :0 3E DONE
JiK iiired out to a farmer to plov/. n/hen the horses started, he said:
"Here, how can I hold this plow when there 'o two horses pulling it away from me?"
yi/ROIIG Dli^EOTIOII
I'asEen.ger : ( on a steamhoat during a dense fog) "v/hy have we stopped?"
Pilot: "Too much fog.
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the river.
Passenger: "But you can see the stars overhead."
Pilot: "Yfcfci but until the bilor busts we ain't going that way. "
JHEPJ: his ii^AMILY ■')AllE .j^ROM A party of tourists wore discussing the Darwinian theo- ry. One of them turning to the guide said, "And v/hat , my friend, do you think of the matter?"
"'.V.^;ll. Sir." s-.id, the uide, "You gentlemen may all
have come from apes, but as for mo, I can say that my folks came from vV ales. "
PHESCHIPTIOIJ AND ?
A physician was c on to see a seamstress indisposed. Ho inquir her health, and she re very appropriately:
"'Well, it'fe ^jout doctor, but seams wors and I have frequently in the side . "
0?hc doctor hemmed felt her pulse, and sa would soon mend.
A rooster nte a bumble bee It v/ent to his equator
And stung his li'l tummy-tee He' not so srlad he ate '^r.
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.lUblG HATII POV/LK A young couple v;ere seated in the parlor. I'hey had tiio jazz orchestra hat it. The cook in the kitchen dropped a pan full of dishes vi/ith' a terrible crash.
"bhall we dance?" askod the young man, politely.
TEOUaUT IT 7/AS PAIIT OV THL GALIE
. Two golfers sliced their drives into the rough and v/ent in search of the tails. Their fruitless marchings to fend fro ■.'ere closely otserved ty an old lady, with kindly and sympathet-- ic eye. As they v/ere at out to o'ive up in despair she came to- v/ard them.
■'I hope I'm not interru^t- ini,," she said, "out would it
oe cheating if I told you where they a.re?"
SIICET TETHSR "Oh, Doctor, Benjamin
seeixis to be v^anderinf^-'^in his
mind I" said his wife'.
Doctor: (who knov/s Benjamin]
"Don't trouble about tha can't [w far."
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Lady: "Mary, I do not a'o- prove of your entertaining vour sweetheart in the kitchen."''
Eary: "V/ell, ma'am, it's very kind of you, but he's too shy to come into the parlor."
AS P^AR AS KZ Y-3j:lT
A gentleman sD.ipped on the top stair of the subway and started express for the bottom. "'•la ] f v/a y d o wn he collided with a lady, knocked her off her feet and the tv\/o continued the jour- ney.
After thoAr reached the bottom bhe lady, still dazed, continued to sit on the gentle- man's chest. Iiooking up at her politely he said:
I go.
Tadam, this is as far as
TEE DIFFIlREIICS 'Twixt the optimist and the
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Some of its Features ■ 2-:^age Colored Comiz Flivver Sam--Gorrect English
George, The Boy Reporter Horo.'jccpes The Fashions
Live Editorials
Hews From A],l Over Tnc Di-jtrict
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Including Fiee Gopy of the Great Development
Edition, to be Issued in 1927
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An old lady av:ay 6o\Nr\ in Virgin!?, vj;i,a c.nxiou3 "to go "30 T':"^ ^ K i n ''^ 1 0 n an c h !.■ r r v 1 n ^ to the railroad staoxon, she as^^ed the tijainman, "v';hat is the ,.^- next train to Washington?'*
The tro.inman a little excitedly said, "'T'v/o tv;o^ Tv/o t vvo ■ I "
And the old lady, either witty or still hopeful of in- fori:;ation, asked hiin, "Be you the whistle?"
VERY TIRED First Minister: "I preachpd to them tv/o hou.is
i'and't-venty uiinutes ."
I Srcor-d kininter: "'A'hy,
I .;;e r e n ' t y ou av;f ui ly tired?"
Rirct Llinister: "ITo, hut ou ou^ht to have seen the jcon^iregation.
I AGRl^iTD WITH RIM.
Emerson lent a copf of jpiato to cne of his Concord jneir-hbors. V^.en he returned I the hook, Eire r son asked hRn hoA7 he like a it.
''Riist rate," said he, " Thr t fell G w , Fl a t o , h ■^. s ^o t a lot of iCiY ' id'_"es' . "
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butler) "John, how would you
address a Baron?"
Butler: "Your lordship," Madam: "Hov; would you
address a Baroness?"
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A COIJTRAST
The curate was trying to teach the significance of white to a Sunday-school class,
"^Tiy," he asked, "does the bride desire to be clothed in white at her marriage?"
\Vhen no one answered, he explained, "l/Vhite stands for joy, and the wedding day is the most joyous occasion of a woman's life,"
Then a small boy asked,
"V/eTil, why do all the men wear blacJr?"
SLOW MOTION PICTUHE "Oh, pa, see the statue they're putting up," said Billy, pointing to a figure on a scaffolding,
"That's not a statue, my 'son, that's a bricklayer."
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FOR YOUR JEWELRY WEED '\IVE RECOMMEND
"CASH JEWLERS" 403. E. Main Stockton
They have recently adopted a policy which meets with the approval of most out of town customers. Their new policy is a strictly cash system. This enables them to sell at a great discount.
You can buy from them at the following discounts-
Diamonds 10^ ^_,-^--"^'^^ \
Any make of silverware \0% C''^r-^ ^J\
American made watches for ladies ^v_y -::::^^^
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Parker and all other makes of pens DP ^>>I)\
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