1 00:00:23,23 --> 00:00:24,34 This little world of ours. 2 00:00:24,65 --> 00:00:29,01 But here comes a bit of a new hurricane 3 00:00:29,02 --> 00:00:34,16 but the electric power plant business that Amesbury Massachusetts that 4 00:00:34,17 --> 00:00:36,67 but Farmer Woodson's electric milking machine. 5 00:00:38,08 --> 00:00:41,42 He calls for help and Fire Chief George McDougall 6 00:00:41,42 --> 00:00:46,75 and his men came around the fire department milked the cows by hand 7 00:00:47,52 --> 00:00:54,29 and that's what I call pulling together boys snacks magazine tells about the most 8 00:00:54,29 --> 00:00:58,05 expensive kiss on record a lady down south. 9 00:00:58,14 --> 00:01:03,17 On a high tension wire her boyfriend Saturn another life and then they kissed. 10 00:01:03,74 --> 00:01:10,29 And whammo powerhouse in the town of Phoenix Arizona went out of business for half 11 00:01:10,29 --> 00:01:12,21 an hour the down. 12 00:01:13,90 --> 00:01:18,36 Maybe they're just as happy girl. 13 00:01:19,89 --> 00:01:22,11 You may know you are reading writing and arithmetic 14 00:01:23,37 --> 00:01:26,96 but what do you know about this sure it's a man. 15 00:01:27,40 --> 00:01:31,04 But is he the right man needn't worry about that anymore. 16 00:01:32,34 --> 00:01:38,60 Mundelein College Chicago has just begun a new class on how to choose a husband 17 00:01:40,09 --> 00:01:42,26 how to keep a I'm an. 18 00:01:42,62 --> 00:01:47,54 How to spend his money as if you didn't let 19 00:01:49,35 --> 00:01:51,09 girls. Here's a little secret. 20 00:01:51,12 --> 00:01:56,42 It's just between you and me and the tech or the right department. This one out. 21 00:01:56,56 --> 00:02:00,46 John. Suppose you were here in London. Jane. 22 00:02:00,57 --> 00:02:04,69 Suppose you are here in Florida about four thousand miles apart 23 00:02:04,69 --> 00:02:10,16 and you want to get hitched our department says you can stay right where you are 24 00:02:10,16 --> 00:02:17,00 and get yourselves married in Tulsa Oklahoma by mail and it's simple to. 25 00:02:17,01 --> 00:02:21,62 John right and I do letter to Oklahoma. Jane does the same. 26 00:02:22,26 --> 00:02:26,57 And Oklahoma says I pronounce you man and wife. 27 00:02:27,63 --> 00:02:31,13 The only thing left is the distance between you and Jane. 28 00:02:31,96 --> 00:02:34,64 Nobody parliament has in any idea what to do about that 29 00:02:35,39 --> 00:02:42,20 but cheer up kid will have television soon taking candy from a baby is supposed to 30 00:02:42,20 --> 00:02:47,83 be the height of something or other that here we have a bunch of kids and Mrs J. T. 31 00:02:47,83 --> 00:02:52,73 Writes nursery in Dallas Texas who were rod. Yes. 32 00:02:52,86 --> 00:02:59,57 Rod low down burglar got away with a box of two hundred diapers. 33 00:03:00,68 --> 00:03:06,47 Well anyway that's one thing they can't pin on the kid thing about inventions. 34 00:03:06,58 --> 00:03:12,29 If something brother the United States Patent Office has just issued a patent on an 35 00:03:12,29 --> 00:03:18,59 overcoat not just an ordinary coat of course this one is heated by electricity 36 00:03:19,79 --> 00:03:24,35 the warming current of contract comes from a bunch of batteries which you carry in 37 00:03:24,35 --> 00:03:30,17 a suitcase of the inventor provides a little trailer with a fire extinguisher. 38 00:03:30,75 --> 00:03:36,45 You know just in case of a hot plate. Calling all fisherman. 39 00:03:36,59 --> 00:03:41,58 Have you thought it was worth your rods in real the Wildlife Service 40 00:03:41,58 --> 00:03:42,81 that Washington D.C. 41 00:03:43,54 --> 00:03:49,66 Is a coming out with a new radar gadget this do hickey Well OK schools of stage 42 00:03:50,57 --> 00:03:56,18 tell you which way they're going and let you know their exact size. 43 00:04:00,00 --> 00:04:05,20 The Army Air Force is published of thought on what to do if you happen to fall into 44 00:04:05,20 --> 00:04:09,20 the water and meet up with a shark under rule one. 45 00:04:09,50 --> 00:04:13,67 The trick is to make a quick swing at the Shark slap the water around 46 00:04:13,67 --> 00:04:19,40 and holler like it like blazes. That's supposed to ruin the shark self-confidence. 47 00:04:20,21 --> 00:04:25,30 If that doesn't work. Grab the Sharks dorsal fin. And hang on until he gets tired. 48 00:04:25,70 --> 00:04:29,83 Yet that doesn't work home often give him a swift kick in the nose 49 00:04:29,83 --> 00:04:33,79 and a shark can take it on the snoot there's nothing to it. 50 00:04:35,45 --> 00:04:38,78 Here's a very very sad piece of new. 51 00:04:38,80 --> 00:04:40,95 A gasoline truck pulled up to the road 52 00:04:40,95 --> 00:04:46,98 or secondary station in Detroit the driver connected the hose implant gas into the 53 00:04:46,98 --> 00:04:51,99 pipe. But the gasoline gauge says empty. Now let's take a look. 54 00:04:52,08 --> 00:04:53,72 I under the sidewalk. 55 00:04:53,74 --> 00:04:55,66 This is the station's gas tank 56 00:04:56,49 --> 00:05:02,73 and this is where the gas went right into the sewer eight hundred sixty four 57 00:05:02,73 --> 00:05:08,77 gallons of good gas right into. Let's draw a curtain over this sad episode. 58 00:05:10,45 --> 00:05:13,68 Next time you go to New Jersey in a neighborhood out west are 59 00:05:13,68 --> 00:05:17,53 and look up a fellow named coughing ours land here. 60 00:05:17,69 --> 00:05:21,40 He's a Yale graduate don't know the exact address 61 00:05:22,43 --> 00:05:27,10 but he lives among the branches of a giant oak tree his home has a flower 62 00:05:27,10 --> 00:05:31,67 and a ceiling but his wife couldn't get used to no wall. 63 00:05:32,01 --> 00:05:33,13 So she left 64 00:05:33,13 --> 00:05:40,11 and our friend is still up a tree about your pin up girls fellers 65 00:05:40,12 --> 00:05:43,49 hairs again and what I gal. Just listen to this. 66 00:05:44,35 --> 00:05:50,47 She's a volunteer twenty five years old worth seven million dollars And what a 67 00:05:50,47 --> 00:05:56,13 scrapper she was in the sneak attack on Pearl Harbor got herself badly injured to 68 00:05:56,87 --> 00:05:59,95 spend a year getting over that. Then she did. 69 00:06:00,00 --> 00:06:05,83 Stuff and again a Share board got plenty of Service Ribbon 70 00:06:06,52 --> 00:06:07,55 and the Purple Heart. 71 00:06:22,39 --> 00:06:22,83 We will.