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meio LORY OF THE WAR IN. THE
NORTH AGAINST THE CHIEF
HEKE, IN THE YEAR
1845.
TOLD BY AN OLD CHIEF OF THE NGAPUHI TRIBE.
BY A PAKEHA MAORI.
WITH AN INTRODUCTION
BY THE EARL OF PEMBROKE.
LONDON:
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Publishers tn Ordinary to Her Wajestp the Queen,
NEW BURLINGTON STREET.
1884.
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CONTENTS.
. ZAYASNTRODUCTION
Preface to the Crinindl Edition
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CuapTer I.
Introductory—First .View of New Zealand—First Sight
of the Natives, and First Sensations experienced by a mere
Pakeha—A Maori Chief’s notions of trading in the Old Times
The
—A dissertation on “ Courage ”__A few words on Dress
Chief’s Soliloguy—The Maori Cry of Welcome
Cuapter II.
The Market Price of a Pakeha—The value of a Pakeha “ as
such””—Maori Hospitality in the Good Old Times—A Re-
spectable Friend—Maori Mermaids—My Notions of the value
- of Gold—How I got on Shore . : d F :
CuarptTer III.
A Wrestling Match—Beef against Melons—The Victor
gains a loss—‘‘ Our Chief” —His Speech—His status in the
Tribe—Death of “ Melons ”—Rumours of Peace and War—
Getting the Pa in fighting order—My Friend the “ Relation
Eater ”—Expectation and Preparation—Arrival of Doubtful
Friends—Sham Fight—The “ Taki”—The War Dance—
Another Example of Maori Hospitality—Crocodile’s Tears—
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Loose Notions about Heads—Tears of Blood—Brotherly Love—
Capital Felony—Peace
CuapTser IV.
A Little affair of ‘ Flotsam and Jetsam ’’—Rebellion Crushed
in the Bud—A Pakeha’s House Sacked—Maori Law—A
Maori Lawsuit—Affairs thrown into Chancery - :
CHaptTer V.
Every Englishman’s House is his Castle—My Estate and
Castle—How I purchased my Estate—Native Titles to Land,
of what Nature—Value of Land in New Zealand—Land Com-
missioners—The Triumphs of Eloquence—Magna Charta °
Cuartrer VI.
How I kept House—Maori Freebooters—An Ugly Cus-
tomer-——The “ Suaviter in Modo ”—A single Combat to amuse
the Ladies—The true Maori Gentleman—Character of the
Maori People ; ‘ ; : : °
Cuapter VII.
Excitement caused by first Contact with Europeans—The
Two Great Institutions of Maori Land—The Muru—The
Tapu—Instances of Legal Robbery—Descriptions and Ex-
amples of the Muru—Profit and Loss—Explanation of some of
the Workings of the Law of Muru_ : ° :
7 Cuaprer VIII.
The Muru falling ito Disuse—Why—Examples of the
T'apu—The Personal Tapu—Evading the Tapu—The Under-
taker’s Tapu—How I got Tabooed—Frightful Difficulties—
How I got out of them—The War Tapu—Maori War Cus-
toms ° ° ° . . e e e e
Cuaprer IX.
The Tapu Tohunga—The Maori Oracle—Responses of the
Oracle—Priesteraft ; . ; . . ‘ .
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60
67
81
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CONTENTS.
CHAPTER X.
The Priest evokes a Spirit—The Consequences—A Maori
Tragedy—The “ Tohunga” again
CHAPTER XI.
The Local Tapu—The Taniwha—The Battle on Motiti—
Death of Tiki Whenua—Reflections—Brutus, Marcus Antonius,
and Tiki Whenua—Suicide J : : : ;
CuapTer XII.
The Tapa— Instances of—The Storming of Mokoia —
Pomare—Hongi Ika—Tareha—Honour amongst Thieves
CuarTer XIII.
“ My Rangatira ”—The respective Duties of the Pakeha and
his Rangatira—Public Opinion—A “ Pakeha Kino’’—Descrip-
tion of my Rangatira—His Exploits and Misadventures—His
Moral Principles—Decline in the numbers of the Natives— |
Proofs of former Large Population—Ancient Forts—Causes of
Decrease
CuarTeR XIV
Trading in the Old Times—The Native Difficulty—Virtue
its own Reward—Rule Britannia—Death of my Chief—His
Dying Speech—Rescue—How the World goes Round .
CHAPTER XV,
Mana—Young New Zealand—The Law of England—“ Pop
goes the weasel”—Right if we have Might—God save the
Queen—Good Advice :
History oF THE WAR IN THE Nortu or New ZEALAND
AGAINST THE CureF HEKE : . A F
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INTRODUCTION.
De ARAN the good old times of Conquest and
3 Colonization (I like to be particular
y}) about my dates and places), the civi-
KSSH lized nations of the day followed a
simple policy in regard to the savage races with
whom they came in contact, which may be roughly
described as going their own way, and punishing the
natives if they didn’t conform to it, without troubling
themselves much about what the aforesaid natives
thought or felt on the subject. If they understood
the meaning of it so much the better for them, if
they did not it could not be helped. Holding them-
selves to be morally and intellectually far superior
to the savages, they maintained that it was the
savage’s business to understand and conform to their
notions, and not their business to regard the savage’s.
As for giving savages the rights of civilized men it
was seldom thought of; savages were to be treated
as such.
I do not exactly know when this sort of native
policy was first practised, but I know that it has
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lasted, with modifications, even to our day, and is to
be seen in full working order in more than one part
of the globe.
And let me remark (pace the Philanthropists) that
it is not always the unwisest or cruellest policy that
can be followed, for this reason, that it is simple,
consistent, and easily understood. The man or the
nation that consistently follows its own path, turning
aside for no consideration, soon becomes at least
thoroughly known if not intelligently understood.
And misconceptions and misunderstandings are the
most fruitful of all causes of bloodshed between civi-
lized and savage races.
Let me confess, moreover, that there have been
moments when I have felt certain carnal hankerings
after that same old native policy. When, for instance,
I had just left the French colony of New Caledonia,
where amicable relations with the natives were pre-
served, and the country made as safe as Italy from
end to end by the simple expedient of regularly
and invariably executing a certain number of natives
for every white man that they disposed of, without
much inquiry into the motives of the murderers; and
had returned to New Zealand to hear of a most
lively massacre at Poverty Bay, perpetrated by three
hundred Maori gentlemen, very well up in their Old
Testaments and extremely practical in the use of the
New,’ who having satisfied the more pressing de-
1 They made cartridges of them. These were the Hau Haus,
a sect of Maories who, when the prestige of Christianity first
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INTRODUCTION. xi
mands of their appetite upon the field of their exploit,
had shown the sacred light of civilization that was
burning within them by potting the remainder of the
corpses in tins snd sending them as presents to their
friends in the country, and had then departed to the
mountains, filled with the comfortable conviction that
nothing worse than imprisonment would follow the
improbable event of their capture, that after a year
or two of most enjoyable skirmishing the matter
would be allowed to drop, and that they would most
of them go to their graves well-honoured and un-
hung.’
began to wane in the native mind, abolished the New Testament,
retained the Old, which was more to their taste, and by mixing
with it a large quantity of their old heathenism, produced a
religion entirely devoted theoretically and practically to plunder
and blood.
1 TI regret to say that the strict propriety (according to the
received code of that day) with which the Poverty-Bay mas-
sacre, and the fighting which followed it, were prosecuted on
both sides, was marred by the scandalous behaviour of a settler
whose name I forget; this man’s wife and child were mutilated,
killed, &c., at the massacre; it was done in a most correct way,
but somehow made him most unaccountably and unreasonably
angry. He joined the expedition that was sent in pursuit of
the murderers, and in one of the first engagements some dozen
of them were made prisoners. At night he approached them,
and, taking treacherous advantage of their guileless confidence,
asked them if they had participated in the massacre, feast, &c. ;
and they, never dreaming that they had anything to fear from
the admission, innocently answered in the affirmative, whereon
this monster, knowing well that the poor fellows would escape
capital, or even very serious, punishment, on the grounds that
they were prisoners of war, or had brown skins, or excellent
xi INTRODUCTION.
At moments like these I have had ideas on native
policy that I dare not utter in the latitude of Exeter
Hall, and the era of the nineteenth century.
But when New Zealand was colonized the feeling
of the English public was distinctly philanthropical
towards native races (especially at a distance), and
the old policy was thoroughly discarded, for one, in
its general theory and intention at least, more en-
lightened and more humane. Speaking broadly, I
think one can see all through the chequered course
of our Maori policy an earnest desire to treat the
native as a man and a brother; to give him the
status of a civilized man whenever it was possible to
motives, or a deficient moral sense, or a defective education,
deliberately shot the whole lot with his revolver, I need hardly
mention that had this act been performed by a Maori upon
white men by way of “utu” (revenge, payment) for some of
his tribe that had been killed, it would have been quite ‘tiku”
(correct, proper); but for a white man so to behave was scan-
dalous. I forget what punishment was awarded him: let us
hope he got what he deserved ; and may this story be a warn-
ing to those who let their angry passions rise.
The leader of the Hau Hau expedition was a ruffian called
Te Kooti. The chief of the native contingent that joined in
their pursuit was a Maori, of the old-fashioned sort, named
Ropata. A friend of mine asked him one day what he thought
would be done with Te Kooti if he were taken. ‘Oh, you'll
make him a judge,” answered Ropata, coolly. ‘ What do you
mean?” asked my friend. ‘ Well,” said Ropata, “the last
two rebels you caught you made native assessors, and Te Kooti’s
a much greater man than either of them; so I don’t see how
you can do less than make him a judge. But you won't if I
catch him,” he added, with a grin. :
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do so; and when not possible to consider and make
due allowance for the fact of his being uncivilized,
and to guide and lead him towards civilization by
just and generous treatment, and appeals to his moral
and intellectual faculties.
I do not wish to dwell upon the dangerous extra-
vagances into which such a policy might and did
occasionally run—such as letting off one native cut-
throat by treating him as a civilized prisoner of war,
and reprieving the next on the ground that he wasa
poor untutored savage who knew no better, to the
utter destruction and confusion of all sense of power,
justice, and security—great as was the amount of
mischief that they did, but will confine myself to
what I believe was the main cause of the almost total
failure of this noble and, in the main, plausible
policy. .
It is quite evident that to give it a chance of suc-
cess it must have been founded on a _ thorough
understanding of the native character. It is no use
making signs to 2a man who cannot understand them,
it is no use uttering the most lovely moral precepts
in language that is sure to mislead him. It was in
this first necessary step that I hold that we failed,
with brilliant individual exceptions no doubt, who,
however, only served to make the confusion worse
with their gleams of light.
Narrow-minded Enthusiasm, Ignorance, and Care-
lessness all contributed their quota to the mischief,
and their favourite blunder consisted in jumping at
conclusions concerning native character from certain
xiv INTRODUCTION.
analogies with our own. It did not occur to many
of us that actions. which marked the presence of
certain qualities in the English character, might
mark the presence of very different ones in the
Maori, and vice versd, or that qualities which marked
the presence of certain other qualities in the English-
man might be very differently accompanied in the
native; we did not realize the fact that the Maori
reflected, argued, and acted in a way that was often
as incomprehensible to us as our way was to him.
When we observed a band of native converts sing-
ing a hymn before advancing to battle we were filled
with admiration at their piety, without perceiving
that those deeper religious feelings which alone could
have produced such a manifestation amongst Eng-
lishmen were entirely absent... When Christianity
1 The Maori notion of prayer reaches no higher than the
thing we call an incantation. One day I was talking to the
old Pakeha Maori (7.e. a white man who lives amongst the
Maories) on the subject of missionary labour. At last he said,
“ T’ll tell you a story that will establish your name for ever at
Exeter Hall, only you musn’t tell it quite the same way that I
do. I was here at the time when both the Protestant and
Roman Catholic missionaries were first beginning to make their
way in the country; and the Maories of my tribe used to come
to me and ask me which had the greatest ‘mana’ (i.e. fortune,
_ prestige, power, strength)—the Protestant God or the Romanist
one. I was always a good Churchman, and used to tell them
that the Protestant God could lick the other into fits. There
was an old Irish sailor about five miles from me who used to
back up the Roman Catholic God, but I had along start of him,
and moreover was the best fighting man of the two, which went
INTRODUCTION. XV
spread through the tribes with amazing rapidity, we
rejoiced over their capability for accepting the doc-
trines of high and pure religion, never perceiving
along way. Inashort time I had about two hundred of the
most muscular, blood-thirsty, hard-fighting Protestants you
could wish to see.
“Well; it so happened that one day we had a little difference
with some of our neighbours, and were drawn up on one side of
a gully all ready to charge. I liked the fun of fighting in those
days, and was rigged out in nothing but a cartridge-box and
belt, with a2 plume of feathers in my hair, and a young woman
to carry my ammunition for me; moreover, I had been put in
command of the desperate young bloods of the tribe, and burned
to distinguish myself, feeling the commander of the Old Guard
_ at Waterloo quite an insignificant person in regard to myself in
point of responsibility and honour.
*‘ Lying down in the fern, we waited impatiently for the
signal to charge ; had not we, on the last occasion worth speak-
ing of, outrun our elders, and been nearly decimated in conse-
quence? Shall it not be different now? See! there is the
great war-chief, the commander of the ‘Taua,’ coming this way
(he was a real ‘ toa’ of the old stamp, too seldom found among
the degenerate Maories of the present day). Little cared he
for the new faith that had sprung up in the last generation;
his skill with the spear, and the incantations of his ‘ Tohungas’
(i.e. priests or magicians), had kept him safe through many a
bitter tussle; his ‘mana’ was great. Straight to me he came
and addressed me thus :—‘ Look here, young fellow! I’ve done
the incantations and made it all square with my God; but you
say that you’ve got a God stronger than mine, and a lot of our
young fellows go with you; there’s nothing like having two
Gods on our side, so you fellows do the proper business with
him, and then we'll fight.” Could anything have been more
practical and business-like than this? But I was quite stuck
up; for though I could have repeated a prayer from the liturgy
xvi INTRODUCTION.
that they accepted it simply because they thought
from our superiority in ships, arms, tools, and ma-
terial prosperity in general, that the ‘‘ Mana” (ze.,
luck, power, prestige) of Christianity must be greater
than that of their old superstition, and would be
quite ready to leave it again when they found out
this was a mistake, their minds being as void of the
higher religious elements as those of many savages
far below them in intellectual powers. When we
heard of a native chief supplying his enemy with
food or ammunition to enable him to carry on the
war we were charmed with his generous chivalry,
and immediately endowed him with all the virtues
that usually accompany such behaviour in an Eng-
lishman, blind to the fact that the chief simply liked
fichting as we might like eating or sleeping, and
myself, my worthy converts, who philosophically and rightly
looked upon religion merely as a means to an end (¢.e. killing
the greatest possible quantity of enemies), were unable to pro-
duce a line of scripture amongst them.
‘«¢ There was an awkward pause; our commander was furious.
Suddenly one discovers that he has a hymn-book in his pocket.
General exultation! ‘Now!’ cries the old chief, foaming at the
mouth with excitement, ‘go down upon your knees (I know
that’s the custom with your God) and repeat the charm after
him. Mind you don’t make a mistake, now, for if one word is
wrong, the whole thing will be turned topsy-turvy, and we
shall be thrashed.’
« And then, having repeated one hymn word for word on our
knees, I and my converts charged, and walked into the Amorites
no end; but whether it was the hymn or the fighting that did
it is of course an open question to this day.”
INTRODUCTION. xvii
furnished his enemy with arms and ammunition just
as we might furnish one’s cook with money to buy
meat with.* |
By radical misconceptions, such as these, we
1 Of the Maori’s passion for fighting for its own sake, with
the chivalrous appearance that it somewhat misleadingly bore, I
will give an instance. A certain chief had a missionary whom
he desired to get rid of. Whether he was tired of his sermons,
disliked his ritual, or what, I cannot say. However, he for-
warded him on to another chief, with his compliments, as a
present. Chief number two not being in need of a chaplain, having
no living vacant, and having perhaps, too, a suspicion that the
missionary was unsound in some respect from the careless way
he was disposed of, declined him, and returned him uniried.
Chief number one was insulted, and declared that if chief
number two had not known his superiority in arms and ammuni-
tion, he would not have dared to behave in such manner, When
this came to the ears of number two, he divided his arms, &c.,
into two halves, and sent one to the enemy, with an invitation
to war.
A distinguished friend of mine in New Zealand once asked a
Maori chief who had fought against us on the Waikato, why,
when he had command of a certain road, he did not attack the
ammunition and provision trains? ‘“ Why, you fool!” answered
the Maori, much astonished, “If we had stolen their powder
and food, how could they have fought ?”’
Sometimes two villages would get up a little war, and the
inhabitants, after potting at each other all day, would come out
of their ‘“‘ pas” in the evening and talk over their day’s sport in
the most friendly manner. “I nearly bagged your brother
to-day.” ‘Ah, but you should have seen how I made your old
father-in-law skip!” and so on. After one or two had been
really killed, they would become more in earnest.
I have heard old Archdeacon , of Tauranga, relate how
in one of these petty wars he has known the defenders of a
XVlil INTRODUCTION.
succeeded in creating in our imaginations an ideal
Maori about as true to the life as a Fenimore Cooper
Indian. And then we proceeded to impress the real
Maori with moral lessons that he could not under-
stand, and with practical examples that he inter-
preted all wrong, to appeal to qualities and ideas
that he did not possess, and ignore those that he did
possess, till in spite of our patience and good-
will we became puzzled by and disgusted with him,
and he contemptuous of and utterly bewildered by
us. I have heard several comments upon us and
our policy from intelligent natives, none of them very
flattering to our sagacity or consistency, but I will
only give one which struck me as being a most strik-
ing comment upon a policy that aimed at conciliation,
forbearance, and patient improvement of the Maori.
‘‘ You are a good people, but you have no fixed plan
and no understanding either in matters of peace or
war. No man can tell when you will fight or when
you will give presents to buy peace, or at what
pa send out to their adversaries to say they were short of
provisions, who immediately sent them a supply to go on with.
Also how he has performed service on Sunday between two
belligerent pas, the inhabitants of which came out to pray, and
met with the most perfect amity, returning to their pas when
service was over, to recommence hostilities on Monday morning.
The fact is, that they were, as the Pakeha Maori says, a race so
demoralized by perpetual war that they had got to look instinc-
tively upon fighting as the chief object in hfe. How difficult it
was for the average Englishman to see this at first, and how
misleading traits such as I have mentioned might be to hin, it
is not hard to imagine.
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sudden moment you will stop doing one and begin
the other. No man can tell your reasons nor the
meaning of what you do.” This man had evidently
caught some vague glimmerings of the meaning of
our policy which only confused him the more. A
little knowledge is a dangerous thing.
From the faithful pictures of Maori character,
ideas, and feelings contained in these two little
books, the observant reader will easily perceive how
mistakes and misconceptions as to what they were,
and might become, and as to how they should be
treated, sprang up in the English mind. It is true
that the Maori question, with all its hopes and fears,
has practically come to anend. The bubble of Maori
civilization has burst, the idea, that seemed at one
time not unlikely to become an actual fact, of a native
race becoming truly Christianized and civilized, and
prospering side by side with their white brothers,
has gone where many a noble and well-fought-for
idea has gone before. The true level of the Maori,
intellectually and morally, has become tolerably well
known; moreover, his numbers are diminishing year
by year.
But the English nation is, and I hope always will
be, in contact with many nations of different blood
and various forms and degrees of civilization, and as
long as this is the case it cannot be too much im-
pressed upon that extremely powerful and somewhat
hasty and headstrong body, the British public, that
human nature is not the same all over the world,
that one man’s meat is another man’s poison, that
xx INTRODUCTION.
there is no code either of logic or of feeling or of
morals universally accepted by humanity, that every
difference in custom makes some difference in mind 3
so that (if that public wishes, as I believe it does, to
manage the races with whom England comes in con-
tact, not so much by force as by intelligent and
beneficial moral influence) the first thing to be done
is to gain an unwarped, accurate, and thorough know-
ledge of the customs, character, and opinions of the
races in question.
If these two little books should suggest to any
careless Englishman that foreigners of dark com-
plexion are not all like either those white men who
seem to have got into brown or black skins by mis-
take, whom one reads about in anti-slavery books
and some missionary reports, or those equally tire-
some black dummies whom one reads about in
another sort of book who have no marked charac-
teristic or intelligible custom except shooting spears
and arrows at people for no apparent reason, I shall
be glad to have introduced them to an English public ;
and let me assure those who care more for amuse-
ment than instruction that they will be amply repaid
by their perusal.
I hope the Pakeha Maori will pardon my imper-
tinence in giving a personal sketch of him to his
English readers on the plea that his writing would
not be.complete without one. |
He was, I believe, sixty years old when I first saw
him, but, in spite of his age, looked the finest man
for strength, activity, and grace I had ever seen.
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INTRODUCTION. _XXi
Six feet three in height and big in proportion, with a
symmetry of shape that almost disguised his immense
size, I felt I could well understand the stories I had
heard of his popularity and his feats amongst the
Maories, especially when I watched the keen, bright
expression of his humorous Irish face.
In manner and conversation he was the very oppo-
site of what one would expect of a man who had
lived since his boyhood among savages. With areal
love, and a considerable knowledge of literature, a
keen appreciation of all intellectual excellence, and
a most delightful humour, I think I never came
across so charming a talker as the man whom I may
not inaptly christen the “ Lever ” of New Zealand.
PEMBROKE.
DEC 9 1895
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HE-ORIGINAL EDITION.
°)O the English reader, and to most of
~\ those who have arrived in New Zea-
VY land within the last thirty years, it
may be necessary to state that the
descriptions of Maori life and manners of past
times found in these sketches owe nothing to fic-
tion. The different scenes and incidents are given
exactly as they occurred, and all the persons de-
scribed are real persons.
Contact with the British settlers has of late
years effected a marked and rapid change in the
manners and mode of life of the natives, and the
Maori of the present day are as unlike what they
were when I first saw them as they are still un-
like a civilised people or British subjects.
The writer has therefore thought it might be
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worth while to place a few sketches of old Maori
life on record before the remembrance of them
has quite passed away; though in doing so he has
by no means exhausted an interesting subject, and
a more full and particular delineation of old Maori
life, manners, and history has yet to be written.
OLD NEW ZEALAND:
A TALE OF THE GOOD
OLD TIMES.
BY A PAKEHA MAORI.
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CHAPTER I.
Introductory.—First view of New Zealand.—First sight of the
natives, and first sensations experienced by a mere Pakeha.—
A Maori chief’s notions of trading in the old times.—A disser-
tation on “courage.”—A few words on dress.—The chief’s
soliloguy.—The Maori cry of welcome.
H! those good old times, when first I
came to New Zealand, we shall never
see their like again. Since then the
world seems to have gone wrong some-
how. A dull sort of world this now. The very
sun does not seem to me to shine as bright as it
used. Pigs and potatoes have degenerated ; and
everything seems ‘flat, stale, and unprofitable.”
But those were the times !—the ‘‘ good old times ”—
before Governors were invented, and law, and justice,
and all that. When every one did as he liked,—
except when his neighbours would not let him, (the
more shame for them,)—when there were no taxes,
or duties, or public works, or public to require them.
Who cared then whether he owned a coat ?—or
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2 OLD NEW ZHALAND.
believed in shoes or stockings? The men were
bigger and stouter in those days; and the women,—
ah! Money was useless and might go a begging.
A sovereign was of no use except to make a hole in
and hang it in a child’s ear. The few I brought
went that way, and I have seen them swapped for
shillings, which were thought more becoming. What
cared 1? A fish-hook was worth a dozen of them,
and I had lots of fish-hooks. Little did I think in
those days that I should ever see here towns and
villages, banks and insurance offices, prime ministers
and bishops; and hear sermons preached, and see.
men hung, and all the other plagues of civilization.
Iam a melancholy man. I feel somehow as if I had
got older. Jam nouse in these dull times. I mope
about in solitary places, exclaiming often, ‘‘ Oh !
where are those good old times?” and echo, or some
young Maori whelp from the Three Kings, answers
from behind a bush,—No HEA.
I shall not state the year in which I first saw the
mountains of New Zealand appear above the sea ;
there is a false suspicion getting about that | am
growing old. This must be looked down, so I will
at present avoid dates. I always held a theory that
time was of no account in New Zealand, and I do —
believe I was right up to the time of the arrival of
the first Governor. The natives hold this opinion
still, especially those who are in debt: so I will just
say it was in the good old times, long ago, that, from
the deck of a small trading schooner in which I had
taken my passage from somewhere, I first cast eyes
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on Maori land. It was Maori land then; but alas!
what is it now? Success to you, O King of Waikato.
May your mana never be less!—long may you hold
at bay the demon of civilization, though fall at last I
fear you must. Plutus with golden hoof is tramp-
ling on your landmarks. He mocks the war-song;
but should J see your fall, at least one Pakeha Maori
shall raise the tang: ; and with flint and shell as of
old shall the women lament you.
Let me, however, leave these melancholy thoughts
for a time, forget the present, take courage, and talk
about the past. I have not got on shore yet; a
thing I must accomplish as a necessary preliminary
to looking about me, and telling what I saw. I do
not understand the pakeha way of beginning a story
in the middle; so to start fair, I must fairly get on
shore, which, | am surprised to find, was easier to do
than to describe.
The little schooner neared the land, and as we
came closer and closer, I began in a most unaccount-
able manner to remember all the tales I had ever
heard of people being baked in ovens, with cabbage
and potato ‘“‘fixins.” I had before this had some
considerable experience of ‘savages,’ but as they
had no regular system of domestic cookery of the
nature I have hinted at, and being, as I was in those
days, a mere pakeha (a character I have since learned
to despise), I felt, to say the least, rather curious as
to the then existing demand on shore for butchers’
meat.
The ship sailed on, and I went below and loaded
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my pistols; not that I expected at all to conquer the
country with them, but somehow because I could not
help it. We soon came to anchor in a fine harbour
before the house of the very first settler who had
ever entered it, and to this time he was the only one.
He had, however, a few Europeans in his employ;
and there was at some forty miles distance a sort of
nest of English, Irish, Scotch, Dutch, French, and
American runaways from South Sea whalers, with
whom were also congregated certain other individuals
of the pakeha race, whose manner of arrival in the
country was not clearly accounted for, and to enquire
into which was, as I found afterwards, considered
extremely impolite, and a great breach of bienséance.
They lived in a half savage state, or to speak cor-
rectly, in a savage and-a-half state, being greater
savages by far than the natives themselves.
I must, however, turn back a little, for I perceive
I am not on shore yet.
The anchoring of a vessel of any size, large or
small, in a port of New Zealand, in those days, was
an event of no small importance; and, accordingly,
from the deck we could see the shore crowded by
several hundreds of natives, all in a great state of -
excitement, shouting and running about, many with
spears and clubs in their hands, and altogether
looking to the inexperienced new-comer very much
as if they were speculating on an immediate change
of diet. I must say these at least were my impres-
sions on seeing the mass of shouting, gesticulating,
tattooed fellows, who were exhibiting before us, and
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who all seemed to be mad with excitement of some
sort or other. Shortly after we came to anchor, a
boat came off, in which was Mr. ——, the settler I
have mentioned, and also the principal chief of the
tribe of natives inhabiting this part of the country.
Mr. gave me a hearty welcome to New Zealand,
and also an invitation to his house, telling me I was
welcome to make it my home for any unlimited time,
till I had one of my own. The chief also—having
made some enquiries first of the captain of the
schooner, such as whether I was a rangatira, if I had
plenty of taonga (goods) on board, and other par-
ticulars; and having been answered by the captain
in the most satisfactory manner,—came up to me
and gave me a most sincere welcome. (I love sin-
cerity.) He would have welcomed me, however, had
I been as poor as Job, for pakehas were, in those
days, at an enormous premium. Even Job, at the
worst (a pakeha Job), might be supposed to have an
old coat, or a spike nail, or a couple of iron hoops
left on hand, and these were ‘‘ good trade” in the
times I speak of; and under a process well under-
stood at the time by my friend the chief, were sure
to change hands soon after his becoming aware of
their whereabouts. His idea of trade was this :—
He took them, and never paid for them till he took
something else of greater value, which, whatever it
- might be, he never paid for till he made a third still
heavier haul. He always paid just what he thought
fit to give, and when he chose to withdraw his
patronage from any pakeha who might be getting
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too knowing for him, and extend it to some newer
arrival, he never paid for the last “ lot of trade;”
but, to give ,him his due, he allowed his pakeha
friends to make the best bargain they could with the
rest of the tribe, with the exception of a few of his
nearest relations, over whose interests he would
watch. So, after all, the pakeha would make a living;
but I have never heard of one of the old traders who
got rich by trading with the natives: there were too
many drawbacks of the nature I have mentioned, as
well as others unnecessary to mention just yet,
which prevented it.
I positively vow and protest to you, gentle and
patient reader, that if ever I get safe on shore, I will
do my best to give you satisfaction; let me get once
on shore, and I am all right: but unless I get my
feet on terrd firma, how can I ever begin my tale of
the good old times? As long as I am on board ship
I am cramped and crippled, and a mere slave to
Greenwich time, and can’t get on. Some people, I
am aware, would make a dash at it, and manage the
thing without the aid of boat, canoe, or life preserver ;
but such people are, for the most part, dealers in
fiction, which I am not: my story is a true story,
not ‘‘ founded on fact,” but fact itself, and so I can-
not manage to get on shore a moment sooner than
circumstances will permit. It may be that I ought
to have landed before this; but I must confess I
don’t know any more about the right way to tell a
story, than a native minister knows how to “ come”
a war dance. I declare the mention of the war
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dance calls up a host of reminiscences, pleasurable
and painful, exhilarating and depressing, in such a
way as no one but a few, a very few, pakeha Maori,
can understand. Thunder!—but no; let me get
ashore; how can I dance on the water, or before I
ever knew how? On shore I will get this time, I
am determined, in spite of fate—so now for it.
The boat of my friend Mr. —— being about to re-
turn to the shore, leaving the chief and Mr. on
board, and I seeing the thing had to be done,
plucked up courage, and having secretly felt the
priming of my pistols under my coat, got into the
boat.
I must here correct myself. I have said, “ plucked
up courage,” but that is not exactly my meaning.
The fact is, kind reader, if you have followed me
thus far, you are about to be rewarded for your per-
severance. I am determined to make you as wise as
I am myself on at least one important subject, and
that is not saying a little, let me inform you, as I
can hardly suppose you have made the discovery for
yourself on so short an acquaintance. Falstaff, who
was a very clever fellow, and whose word cannot be
doubted, says—‘t The better part of valour is dis-
cretion.” Now, that being the case, what in the
name of Achilles, Hector, and Colonel Gold (he, I
mean Achilles, was a rank coward, who went about
knocking people on the head, being himself next
thing to invulnerable, and who could not be hurt till
he turned his back to the enemy. There is a deep
moral in this same story about Achilles which per-
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haps, by and bye, I may explain to you)—what, I
say again, in the name of everything valorous, can
the worser part of valour be, if “ discretion” be the
better? The fact is, my dear sir, I don’t believe in
courage at all, nor ever did; but there is something
far better, which has carried me through many
serious scrapes with écldt and safety; I mean the
appearance of courage. If you have this you may
drive the world before you. As for real courage, I
do not believe there can be any such thing. A man
who sees himself in danger of being killed by his
enemy and is not in a precious fright, is simply not
courageous but mad. The man who is not frightened
because he cannot see the danger, is a person of
weak mind—a fool—who ought to be locked up lest
he walk into a well with eyes open; but the appear-
ance of courage, or rather, as I deny the existence of
the thing itself, that appearance which is thought to
be courage, that is the thing will carry you through!
—get you made K.C.B., Victoria Cross, and all that!
Men by help of this quality do the most heroic
actions, being all the time ready to die of mere
fright, but keeping up a good countenance all the
time. Here is the secret—pay attention, it is worth
much money—if ever you get into any desperate
battle or skirmish, and feel in such a state of mortal
fear that you almost wish to be shot to get rid of it,
just say to yourself—‘If I am _ so _ preciously
frightened, what must the other fellow be?” The
thought will refresh you; your own self-esteem will
answer that of course the enemy is more frightened
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than you are, consequently, the nearer you feel to
running away the more reason you have to stand.
Look at the last gazette of the last victory, where
thousands of men at one shilling per diem, minus
certain very serious deductions, ‘‘ covered themselves
with glory.” The thing is clear: the other fellows
ran first, and that is all about it! My secret is a
very good secret; but one must of course do the
thing properly; no matter of what kind the danger
is, you must look it boldly in the face and keep your
wits about you, and the more frightened you get the
more determined you must be—to keep up appear-
ances—and half the danger is gone at once. So now,
having corrected myself, as well as given some
valuable advice, I shall start again for the shore by
saying that I plucked up a very good appearance of
courage and got on board the boat.
For the honour and glory of the British nation, of
which I considered myself in some degree a repre-
sentative on this momentous occasion, I had dressed
myself in one of my best suits. My frock coat was,
I fancy, “ the thing ;” my waistcoat was the result of
much and deep thought, in cut, colour, and material
—lI may venture to affirm that the like had not been
often seen in the southern hemisphere. My tailor
has, as I hear, long since realized a fortune and re-
tired, in consequence of the enlightenment he at dif-
ferent times received from me on the great principles
of, not clothing, but embellishing the human subject.
My hat looked down criticism, and my whole turn-
out such as I calculated would “ astonish the na-
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tives,” and cause awe and respect for myself indi-
vidually and the British nation in general, of whom
I thought fit to consider myself no bad sample.
Here I will take occasion to remark that some atten-
tion to ornament and elegance in the matter of dress
is not only allowable but commendable. Man*is the
only beast to whom a discretionary power has been
left in this respect: why then should he not take a
hint from nature, and endeavour to beautify his per-
son? Peacocks and birds of paradise could no doubt
live and get fat though all their feathers were the
colour of a Quaker’s leggings, but see how they are
ornamented! Nature has, one would say, exhausted
herself in beautifying them. Look at the tiger and
leopard! Could not they murder without their
stripes and spots ?—but see how their coats are
painted! Look at the flowers—at the whole universe
—and you will see everywhere the ornamental com-
bined with the useful. Look, then, to the cut and
colour of your coat, and do not laugh at the Maori
of past times, who, not being “seized” of a coat
because he has never been able to seize one, carves
and tattoos legs, arms, and face.
The boat is, however, darting towards the shore,
rapidly propelled by four stout natives. My friend
—-— and the chief are on board. ‘The chief has got
his eye on my double gun, which is hanging up in the
cabin. He takes it down and examines it closely.
He is a good judge of a gun. It is the best tupara
he has ever seen, and his speculations run something
very like this:—“ A good gun, a first-rate gun; I
cures
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must have this; I must tapw it before I leave the
ship [here he pulls a piece of the fringe from his
cloak and ties it round the stock of the gun, thereby
rendering it impossible for me to sell, give away, or
dispose of it in any way to anyone but himself]; I
wonder what the pakeha will want for it! I will
promise him as much flax or as many pigs as ever he
likes for it. True, I have no flax just now, and am
short of pigs, they were almost all killed at the last
hahunga; but if he is in a hurry he can buy the flax
or pigs from the people, which ought to satisfy him.
Perhaps he would take a piece of land!—that would
be famous. I would give him a piece quite close to
the kainga, where I would always have him close to
me; I hope he may take the land; then I should have
two pakehas, him and All the inland chiefs
would envy me. This is getting too knowing;
he has taken to hiding his best goods of late, and sell-
ing them before I knew he had them. It’s just the
same as thieving, and I won’t stand it. Hesold three
muskets the other day to the Ngatiwaki, and I did
not know he had them, or I should have taken them.
I could have paid for them some time or another.
It was wrong, wrong, very wrong, to let that tribe
have those muskets. He is not their pakeha; let
them look for a pakeha for themselves. Those Ngati-
waki are getting too many muskets—those three
make sixty-four they have got besides two tupara.
_ Certainly we have a great many more, and the Ngati-
waki are our relations, but then there was Kohu, we
killed, and Patu, we stole his wife. There is no say-
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ing what these Ngatiwaki may do if they should get
plenty of muskets; they are game enough for any-
thing. It was wrong to give them those muskets;
wrong, wrong, wrong!” After-experience enabled
me to tell just what the chief’s soliloquy was, as
above.
But all this time the boat is darting to the shore,
and as the distance is only a couple of hundred yards,
I can hardly understand how it is that I have not
yet landed. The crew are pulling like mad, being
impatient to show the tribe the prize they have made,
—a regular pakeha rangatira as well as a rangatira
pakeha (two very different things), who has lots of
tomahawks, and fish-hooks, and blankets, and a tupara,
and is even suspected to be the owner of a great many
“nots” of gunpowder! ‘He is going to stop with
the tribe, he is going to trade, he is going to be a
pakeha for us.” These last conclusions were, how-
ever, jumped at, the “ pakeha” not having then any
notions of trade or commerce, and being only inclined
to look about and amuse himself. The boat nears
the shore, and now arises from a hundred voices the
call of welcome,— Haere mai! haere mai! hoe mai!
hoe mai! haere mat, e-te-pa-ke-ha, haere mai! mats,
hands, and certain ragged petticoats put into requisi-
tion for that occasion, all at the same time waving in
the air in sign of welcome. Thena pause. Then,
as the boat came nearer, another burst of haere maz!
But unaccustomed as I was then to the Maori salute,
I disliked the sound. There was a wailing melancholy
cadence that did not strike me as being the appropriate.
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tone of welcome; and, as I was quite ignorant up to
this time of my own importance, wealth, and general
value as a pakeha, I began, as the boat closed in with
the shore, to ask myself whether possibly this same
“haere mat” might not be the Maori for ‘“‘dilly, dilly,
come and be killed.” There was, however, no help
for itnow; we were close to the shore, and so, putting
on the most unconcerned countenance possible, I
prepared to make my entrée into Maori land in a
proper and dignified manner.
CuaptTer IJ, }-
The market price of a Pakeha,__The _ value of a Pakeha “as
such.”—Maori hospitality in the good ol¢ 1 times.—A respectable
friend.— Maori mermaids.—My notions Voe the value of gold.—
How I got on shore. Pr
BORE RE I must remark g that in those days
the value of a pal ixeha to a tribe was
enormous. For w want of pakehas to
trade with, and fro; isn whom to procure
gunpowder and muskets, many 1 lbribes or sections of
tribes were about this time exterminated or nearly
so by their more fortunate nj mighbours who got
pakehas before them, and who _ Jéonsequently became
armed with muskets “first. A }se pakeha trader was
therefore of a value say about -¢ twenty times his own
weight in muskets. This, a according to my notes
made at the time, I find to h: 1-ve represented a value
in New Zealand something ,petbout what we mean in
England when we talk of 4 t the sum total of the
national debt. A book-keet e. per, or a second-rate
pakeha, not a trader, mighaotis be valued at say his
weight in tomahawks; an w“asenormous sum also. ‘The
poorest labouring pakeha, aeré;hough he might have no
property, would earn som:.ewething—his value to the
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chief and tribe with whom he lived might be esti-
mated at say his weight in fish-hooks, or about a
hundred thousand pounds or so; value estimated by
eagerness to obtain the article.
The value of a musket was not to be estimated to
a native by just what he gave for it; he gave all he
had, or could procure, and had he ten times as much
to give he would have given it, if necessary, or if
not, he would buy ten muskets instead of one.
Muskets! muskets! muskets! nothing but muskets,
was the first demand of the Maori; muskets and
gunpowder at any cost.
I do not, however, mean to affirm that pakehas
were at this time valued “as such,”—like Mr.
Pickwick’s silk stockings, which were very good
and valuable stockings, “as stockings’’—not at
all. A loose, straggling pakeha—a runaway from a
ship for instance,—who had nothing, and was never
likely to have anything, a vagrant straggler passing
from place to place,—was not of much account even
in those times. T'wo men of this description (run-
away sailors) were hospitably entertained one night
by a chief, a very particular friend of mine, who, to
pay himself for his trouble and outlay, eat one of
them next morning. Remember, my good reader,
I don’t deal in fiction; my friend eat the pakeha
sure enough, and killed him before he eat him, which
was civil, for it was not always done. But then,
certainly, the pakeha was a tutua, a nobody, a fellow
not worth a spike nail; no one knew him; he had
no relations, no goods, no expectations, no anything:
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beaver hat! Carry! He would lie down and make
a bridge of his body, with pleasure, for him. Has
he not half a shipful of taonga ?
Well, having stepped in as dignified a manner as
I knew how, from thwart to thwart, till I came to
the bow of the boat, and having tightened on my hat
and buttoned up my coat, I fairly mounted on the
broad shoulders of my aboriginal friend. I felt at
the time that the thing was a sort of failure—a come
down; the position was not graceful, or in any way
likely to suggest ideas of respect or awe, with my
legs projecting a yard or so from under each arm of
my bearer, holding on to his shoulders in the most
painful, cramped, and awkward manner. To be
sacked on shore thus, and delivered like a bag of
goods thus, into the hands of the assembled multi-
tude, did not strike me as a good first appearance on
this stage. But little, indeed, can we tell in this
world what one second may produce. Gentle reader,
fair reader, patient reader! The fates have decreed
it; the fiat has gone forth; on that man’s back I shall
never land in New Zealand. Manifold are the doubts
and fears which have yet to shake and agitate the
hearts and minds of all my friends as to whether I
shall ever land at all, or ever again feel terra jirma
touch my longing foot. My bearer made one step;
the rock is slippery; backwards he goes; back, back!
The steep is near—is passed! down, down, we go!
backwards and headlong to the depths below!
The ebb tide is running like a sluice; in an instant
we are forty yards off, and a fathom below the sur-
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face; ten more fathoms are beneath us. The heels
of my boots, my polished boots, point to the upper
air—ay, point; but when, oh, when again, shall I
salute thee, gentle air; when again, unchoked by the
saline flood, cry Vent aura? When, indeed! for now
I am wrong end uppermost, drifting away with the
tide, and ballasted with heavy pistols, boots, tight
clothes, and all the straps and strings of civilization.
Oh, heavens! and oh earth! and oh ye little thieves
of fishes who manage to live in the waters under
the earth (a miserable sort of life you must have of
it!) oh Maori sea nymphs! who, with yellow hair—
yellow? egad—that’s odd enough, to say the least
of it; however the Maori should come to give their
sea nymphs or spirits yellow hair is curious. The
Maori know nothing about yellow hair; their hair is
black. About one in a hundred of them have a sort
of dirty-brown hair; but even if there should be now
and then a native with yellow hair, how is it that
they have come to give this colour to the sea-sprites
in particular?—who also “dance on the sands, and
yet no footstep seen.” Now I confess I am rather
puzzled and struck by the coincidence. I don’t
believe Shakespeare ever was in New Zealand; Jason
might, being a seafaring-man, and if he should have
called in for wood and water, and happened to have
the golden fleece by any accident on board, and by
any chance put it on for a wig, why the thing would
be accounted for at once. The world is mad now-a-
days about gold, so no one cares a fig about what is
called “ golden hair;” nuggets and dust have the
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beaver hat! Carry! He would lie down and make
a bridge of his body, with pleasure, for him. Has
he not half a shipful of taonga ?
Well, having stepped in as dignified a manner as
I knew how, from thwart to thwart, till I came to
the bow of the boat, and having tightened on my hat
and buttoned up my coat, I fairly mounted on the
broad shoulders of my aboriginal friend. I felt at
the time that the thing was a sort of failure—a come
down; the position was not graceful, or in any way
likely to suggest ideas of respect or awe, with my
legs projecting a yard or so from under each arm of
my bearer, holding on to his shoulders in the most
painful, cramped, and awkward manner. To be
sacked on shore thus, and delivered like a bag of
goods thus, into the hands of the assembled multi-
tude, did not strike me as a good first appearance on
this stage. But little, indeed, can we tell in this
world what one second may produce. Gentle reader,
fair reader, patient reader! The fates have decreed
it; the fiat has gone forth; on that man’s back I shall
never land in New Zealand. Manifold are the doubts
and fears which have yet to shake and agitate the
hearts and minds of all my friends as to whether I
shall ever land at all, or ever again feel terra jirmd —
touch my longing foot. My bearer made one step;
the rock is slippery; backwards he goes; back, back!
The steep is near—is passed! down, down, we go!
backwards and headlong to the depths below!
The ebb tide is running like a sluice; in an instant
we are forty yards off, and a fathom below the sur-
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face; ten more fathoms are beneath us. The heels
of my boots, my polished boots, point to the upper
air—ay, point; but when, oh, when again, shall I
salute thee, gentle air; when again, unchoked by the
saline flood, cry Vent aura? When, indeed! for now
I am wrong end uppermost, drifting away with the
tide, and ballasted with heavy pistols, boots, tight
clothes, and all the straps and strings of civilization.
Oh, heavens! and oh earth! and oh ye little thieves
of fishes who manage to live in the waters under
the earth (a miserable sort of life you must have of
it!) oh Maori sea nymphs! who, with yellow hair—
yellow? egad—that’s odd enough, to say the least
of it; however the Maori should come to give their
sea nymphs or spirits yellow hair is curious. The
Maori know nothing about yellow hair; their hair is
black. About one in a hundred of them have a sort
of dirty-brown hair; but even if there should be now
and then a native with yellow hair, how is it that
they have come to give this colour to the sea-sprites
in particular?—who also ‘dance on the sands, and
yet no footstep seen.” Now I confess I am rather
puzzled and struck by the coincidence. I don’t
believe Shakespeare ever was in New Zealand; Jason
might, being a seafaring-man, and if he should have
called in for wood and water, and happened to have
the golden fleece by any accident on board, and by
any chance put it on for a wig, why the thing would
be accounted for at once. The world is mad now-a-
days about gold, so no one cares a fig about what is
called “ golden hair;” nuggets and dust have the
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preference; but this is a grand mistake. Gold is no
use, or very little, except in so far as this—that
through the foolishness of human beings, one can
purchase the necessaries and conveniences of life
with it. Now, this being the case, if I have a chest
full of gold (which I have not), I am no richer for it
in fact until I have given it away in exchange for
necessaries, comforts, and luxuries, which are, pro-
perly speaking, riches or wealth; but it follows from
this, that he who has given me this same riches or
wealth for my gold, has become poor, and his only
chance to set himself up again is to get rid of the
gold as fast as he can, in exchange for the same sort
and quantity of things, if he can get them, which is
always doubtful. But here lies the gist of the mat-
ter—how did I, in the first instance, become pos-
sessed of my gold? If I bought it, and gave real
wealth for it, beef, mutton, silk, tea, sugar, tobacco,
ostrich feathers, leather breeches, and crinoline,—
why, then, all I have done in parting with my gold,
is merely to get them back again, and I am, con-
sequently, no richer by the transaction; but if I steal
my gold, then I am a clear gainer of the whole lot of
valuables above mentioned. So, uponthe whole, I don’t
see much use in getting gold honestly, and one must
not steal it: digging it certainly is almost as good as
stealing, if it is not too deep, which fully accounts
for so many employing themselves in this way; but
then the same amount of labour would raise no end
of wheat and potatoes, beef and mutton: and all
farmers, mathematicians, and algebraists will agree
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with me in this—that after any country is fully
cultivated, all the gold_in.the world won't force it
to grow one extra, turnip, Aad whatsmore can any
one desire? SaSiow WIBRARMIth, McCulloch, and
all the rest af thempmaey go anmpbe hajiged. The
whole upshot
b ponbly
and golden hair @xhi
the Colonial Treasurer,)is*this:—I would not give
one of your golden locks, my dear, for all the gold,
silver, pearls, diamonds, mere ponamus—stop, let me
think,—a good mere ponamu would be a temptation.
I had once a mere, a present from a Maori friend, the
most beautiful thing of the kind ever seen. It was
nearly as transparent as glass; in it there were beau-
tiful marks like fern leaves, trees, fishes, and—I
would not give much for a person who could not see
almost anything in it. Never shall I cease to regret
having parted with it. The Emperor of Brazil, I
think, has it now; but he does not know the proper
use of it. It went to the Minister many years ago.
I did not sell it. I would have scorned to do that;
but I did expect to be made knight of the golden
pig knife, or elephant and watch box, or something
of that nature: but here I am still, a mere pakeha
Maori, and, as I recollect, in desperate danger of
being drowned.
Up we came at last, blowing and puffing like
grampuses. With a glance I “recognised the situ-
ation :”—we had drifted a long way from the landing
place. My hat was dashing away before the land
breeze towards the sea and had already made a good
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“offing.” Three of the boat’s-crew had jumped over-
board, had passed us a long distance, and were
seemingly bound after the hat; the fourth man
was pulling madly with one oar, and consequently
making great progress in no very particular direc-
tion. The whole tribe of natives had followed our
drift along the shore, shouting and gesticulating,
and some were launching a large canoe, evidently
bent on saving the hat, on which all eyes were
turned. As for the pakeha, it appears they must
have thought it an insult to his understanding to
suppose he could be drowned anywhere in sight
of land. ‘‘ Did he not come from the sea?’ Was
he not a fish? Was not the sea solid land to him?
Did not his fire burn on the ocean? Had he not
slept on the crests of the waves?” All this I heard
afterwards; but at the time had I not been as much
at home in the water as anything not amphibious
could be, I should have been very little better than
a gone pakeha. Here was a pretty wind up! I was
going to “astonish the natives,” was 1?—with my
black hat and my koti roa? But the villain is within
a yard of me—the rascally cause of all my grief.
The furies take possession of me! I dart upon him
like a hungry shark! I have him! I have him
under! Down, villain! down to the kraken and
the whale, to the Taniwha cave!—down! down!
down! As we sank I heard one grand roar of
wild laughter from the shore—the word utw I heard
roared by many voices, but did not then know its
import. The pakeha was drowning the Maori for
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utu for himself, in case he should be drowned. No
matter, if the Maori can’t hold his own, it’s fair play;
and then, if the pakeha really does drown the Maori,
has he not lots of taonga to be robbed of ?—no, not
exactly to be robbed of, either; let us not use unne-
cessarily bad language—we will say to be distrained
upon. Crack! What do I hear? Down in the
deep I felt a shock, and actually heard a sudden
noise. Is it the “crack of doom?” No, it is my
frock-coat gone at one split “from clue to earing ”—
split down the back. Oh if my pistols would go off,
a fiery and watery death shouldst thou die, Caliban.
Egad! they have gone off—they are both gone to
the bottom! My boots are getting heavy! Humane
Society, ahoy! where is your boat-hook?—where is
your bellows? Humane Society, ahoy! We are
now drifting fast by a sandy point, after which
there will be no chance of landing—the tide will
take us right out to sea. My friend is very hard
to drown—must finish him some other time. We
both swim for the point, and land; and this is how
I got ashore on Maori land.
CHAPTER III.
A wrestling match.—Beef against melons.—The victor gains
a loss.—‘“ Our chief.” —His speech.—His status in the tribe.—
Death of ‘‘ Melons.”—Rumours of peace and war.—Getting the
Pa in fighting order.—My friend the “ relation eater.””—Expecta-
tion and preparation.—Arrival of doubtful friends.—Sham fight.
—The “taki.”—The war dance.—Another example of Maori
hospitality.—Crocodile’s tears.—Loose notions about heads.—
Tears of blood.—Brotherly love.—Capital felony.—Peace.
SOMETHING between a cheer, a scream,
and a roar, greet our arrival on the
. sand. An English voice salutes me
with ‘ Well, you served that fellow
out.” One half of my coat hangs from my right
elbow, the other from my left; a small shred of the
collar is still around my neck. My hai, alas! my
hat is gone. I am surrounded by a dense mob of
natives, laughing, shouting, and gesticulating in the
most grotesque manner. Three Englishmen are
also in the crowd—they seem greatly amused at
something, and offer repeated welcomes. At this
moment up comes my salt-water acquaintance, elbow-
ing his way through the crowd; there is a strange
serio-comic expression of anger in his face; he stoops,
makes horrid grimaces, quivering at the same time his
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left hand and arm about in a most extraordinary
manner, and striking the thick part of his left arm
with the palm of his right hand. ‘“ Hu!” says he,
“hu! hu!” ‘What canhe mean?” saidI. “ He is
challenging you to wrestle,” cried one of the English-
men; “he wants wtu.” ‘What is utu?” said I.
“Payment.” “I won't pay him.” ‘Oh, that’s not
it, he wants to take it out of you wrestling.” ‘Oh,
I see; here’s at him; pull off my coat and boots;
I'll wrestle him; his foot is in his own country, and
his name is—what?” “Sir, his name in English
means ‘An eater of melons;’ he is a good wrestler ;
you must mind.” ‘ Water-melons, I suppose; beef
against melons for ever, hurrah! here’s at him.”
Here the natives began to run between us to separate
us, but seeing that I was in the humour to “ have it
out,” and that neither self or friend were actually out
of temper, and no doubt expecting to see the pakeha
floored, they stood to one side and made aring. A
wrestler soon recognises another, and my friend soon
gave me some hints that showed me I had some
work before me. I was a youngster in those days,
all bone and sinew, full of animal spirits, and as
tough as leather. A couple of desperate main
strength efforts soon convinced us both that science
or endurance must decide the contest. My antago-
nist was a strapping fellow of about five-and-twenty,
tremendously strong, and much heavier than me.
I, however, in those days actually could not be
fatigued; I did not know the sensation, and could
run from morning till night. I therefore trusted to
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wearing him out, and avoiding his ta and wir. All
this time the mob were shouting encouragement to
one or other of us. Such a row never was seen. |
soon perceived I had a “party.” ‘Well done,
pakeha!” ‘Now for it, Melons!” “At him
again!” ‘Take care, the pakeha is a tanwwha; the
pakeha is a tino tangata!” ‘‘ Hooray!” (from the
British element). ‘The Pakeha is down!” “No
he isn’t!” (from English side). Here I saw my
friend’s knees beginning to tremble. I made a great
effort, administered my favourite remedy, and there
lay the “‘ Eater of melons” prone upon the sand. |
stood a victor; and like many other conquerors, a
very great loser. There I stood, minus hat, coat,
and pistols, wet and mauled, and transformed very
considerably for the worse since I left the ship.
When my antagonist fell, the natives gave a great
shout of triumph, and congratulated me in their own
way with the greatest goodwill. I could see I had
got their good opinion, though I scarcely could
understand how. After sitting on the sand some
time my friend arose, and with a very graceful
movement, and a smile of good nature on his dusky
countenance, he held out his hand and said in
English, ‘“‘ How do you do ?”
I was much pleased at this; the natives had given
me fair play, and my antagonist, though defeated
both by sea and land, offered me his hand, and wel-
comed me to the shore with his whole stock of
English—“ How do you do?”
But the row is not half over yet. Here comes the
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chief in the ship’s boat. The other is miles off with
its one man crew still pulling no one knows, or at all
cares, where. Some one has been off in a canoe and
told the chief that ‘‘ Melons” and the ‘‘ New Pakeha”’
were fighting like mad on the beach. Here he comes,
flourishing his mere ponamu. He is a tall, stout fel-
low, in the prime of life, black with tattooing, and
splendidly dressed, according to the splendour of
those days. He has on avery good blue jacket, no
shirt or waistcoat, a pair of duck trousers, and a red
sash round his waist; no hat or shoes, these being as
yet things beyond a chief’s ambition. The jacket
was the only one in the tribe; and amongst the sur-
rounding company I saw only one other pair of
trousers, and it had a large hole at each knee, but
this was not considered to detract at all from its
value. The chief jumps ashore; he begins his ora-
tion, or rather to “blow up” all and sundry the
tribe in general, and poor ‘‘ Melons” in particular.
He is really vexed, and wishes to appear to me more
vexed than he really is. He runs, gesticulating and
flourishing his mere, about ten steps in one direction,
in the course of which ten steps he delivers a sen-
tence; he then turns and runs back the same distance,
giving vent to his wrath in another sentence, and so
back and forward, forward and back, till he has ex-
hausted the subject and tired his legs. The English-
men were beside me and gave a running translation
of what he said. ‘“ Pretty work this,’ he began,
* good work; killing my pakeha; look at him! (Here
a flourish in my direction with the mere.) I won’t
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stand this; not at all! not at all! not at all! (The
last sentence took three jumps, a step, and a turn-
round, to keep correct time.) Who killed the
pakeha? It was Melons. You are a nice man, are
you not? (This witha sneer.) Killing my pakeha!
(In a voice like thunder, and rushing savagely, mere
in hand, at poor Melons, but turning exactly at the
end of the ten steps and coming back again.) It will
be heard of all over the country; we shall be called
the ‘ pakeha killers;’ I shall be sick with shame; the
pakeha will run away, and take all his taonga along
with him. What if you had killed him dead, or
broken his bones? his relations would be coming
across the sea for utw. (Great sensation, and I try
to look as though I would say ‘ of course they would.’)
What did I build this pa close to the sea for ?—was
it not to trade with the pakehas?—and here you are
killing the second that has come to stop with me.
(Here poor Melons burst out crying like an infant.)
Where is the hat?—-where the kot: roa 2?—where the
shoes?—(Boots were shoes in those days.) The
pakeha is robbed; he is murdered! (Here a howl
from Melons, and I go over and sit down by him,
clap him on the bare back, and shake his hand.)
Look at that—the pakeha does not bear malice; I
would kill you if he asked me; you are a bad
people, killers of pakehas; be off with you, the whole
of you, away!” This command was instantly obeyed
by all the women, boys, and slaves. Melons also,
being in disgrace, disappeared; but I observed that
‘‘ the whole of you” did not seem to be understood
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as including the stout, able-bodied, tattooed part of
the population, the strength of the tribe—the warriors,
in fact, many of whom counted themselves to be very
much about as good as the chief. They were his
nearest relations, without whose support he could do
nothing, and were entirely beyond his control.
I found afterwards that it was only during actual
war that this chief was perfectly absolute, which
arose from the confidence the tribe had in him, both
as a general and a fighting man, and the obvious
necessity that in war implicit obedience be given to
one head. I have, however, observed in other tribes,
that in war they would elect a chief for the occasion,
a war chief, and have been surprised to see the
obedience they gave him, even when his conduct was
very open to criticism. I say with surprise, for the
natives are so self-possessed, opinionated, and repub-
lican, that the chiefs have at ordinary times but little
control over them, except in very rare cases, where
the chief happens to possess a singular vigour of
character, or some other unusual advantage, to enable
him to keep them under.
I will mention here that my first antagonist, ‘‘ The
Eater of Melons,’ became a great friend of mine.
He was my right-hand man and manager when I set
up house on my own account, and did me many
friendly services in the course of my acquaintance
with him. He came to an unfortunate end some
years later. The tribe were getting ready for a war
expedition; poor Melons was filling cartridges from a
fifty-pound barrel of gunpowder, pouring the gun-
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powder into the cartridges with his hand, and smok-
ing his pipe at the time, as I have seen the natives
doing fifty times since. A spark fell into the cask,
and it is scarcely necessary to say that my poor
friend was roasted alive in a second. I have known
three other accidents of the same kind, from smoking
whilst fillmg cartridges. In one of these accidents
three lives were lost, and many injured; and I really
do believe that the certainty of death will not prevent
some of the natives from smoking for more than a
given time. I have often seen infants refuse the
mother’s breast, and cry for the pipe till it was given
them; and dying natives often ask for a pipe, and
die smoking. I can clearly perceive that the young
men of the present day are neither so tall, or stout,
or strong as men of the same age were when I first
came to the country; and I believe that this smoking
from their infancy is one of the chief causes of this
decrease in strength and stature.
I am landed at last, certainly; but I am tattered
and wet, and in a most deplorable plight: so to make
my story short, for I see, if | am too particular, I
shall never come to the end of it, I returned to the
ship, put myself to rights, and came on shore next
day with all my taonga, to the great delight of the
chief and tribe. My hospitable entertainer, Mr. ——,
found room for my possessions in his store, and a
room for myself in his house; and so now I am
fairly housed we shall see what will come of it.
I have now all New Zealand before me to caper
about in; so I shall do as I like, and please myself.
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I shall keep to neither rule, rhyme, or reason, but
just write what comes uppermost to my recollection
of the good old days. Many matters which seemed
odd enough to me at first, have long appeared such
mere matters of course, that I am likely to pass
them over without notice. I shall, however, give
some of the more striking features of those delec-
table days, now, alas! passed and gone. Some short
time after this, news came that a grand war expedi-
tion, which had been absent nearly two years at the
South, had returned. This party were about a
thousand strong, being composed of two parties of
about five hundred men each, from two different
tribes, who had joined their force for the purpose of
the expedition. The tribe with which Mr. —— and
myself were staying, had not sent any men on this
war party; but, I suppose to keep their hands in,
had attacked one of the two tribes who had, and who
were, consequently, much weakened by the absence
of so many of their best men. It, however, turned
out that after a battle—the ferocity of which has
seldom been equalled in any country but this—our
friends were defeated with a dreadful loss, having
inflicted almost as great on the enemy. Peace, how-
ever, had afterwards been formally made; but, never-
theless, the news of the return of this expedition was
not heard without causing a sensation almost amount-
ing to consternation. The war chief of the party
who had been attacked by our friends during his
absence, was now, with all his men, within an easy
day’s march. His road lay right through our vil-
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lage, and it was much to be doubted that he would
keep the peace, being one of the most noted war
chiefs of New Zealand, and he and his men returning
from a successful expedition. All now was uproar
and confusion; messengers were running like mad,
in all directions, to call in stragglers; the women
were carrying fuel and provisions into the pa or for-
tress of the tribe. This pa was a very well built and
strong stockade, composed of three lines of strong
fence and ditch, very ingeniously and artificially
planned ; and, indeed, as good a defence as well could
be imagined against an enemy armed only with
musketry.
All the men were now working like furies, putting
this fort to rights, getting it into fighting order,
mending the fences, clearing out the ditches, knock-
ing down houses inside the place, clearing away
brushwood and fern all around the outside within
musket shot. J was in the thick of it, and worked
all day lashing the fence; the fence being of course
not nailed, but lashed with toro-toro, a kind of tough
creeping plant, like a small rope, which was very
strong and well adapted for the purpose. This lash-
ing was about ten or twelve feet from the ground,
and a stage had to be erected for the men to stand
on. To accomplish this lashing or fastening of the
fence well and with expedition required two men,
one inside the fence and another outside; all the men
therefore worked in pairs, passmg the end of the
toro-toro from one to the other through the fence of
large upright stakes and round a cross piece which
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went all along the fence, by which means the whole
was connected into one strong wall. I worked away
like fury, just as if I had been born and bred a
member of the community; and moreover, not being
in those days very particularly famous for what is
called prudence, I intended also, circumstances per-
mitting, to fight like fury too, just for the fun of the
thing. About a hundred men were employed in this
part of the work new lashing the pa. My vis-d-vis
in the operation was a respectable old warrior of
great experience and approved valour, whose name
being turned into English meant “ The eater of his
own relations.” (Be careful not to read rations.)
This was quite a different sort of diet from “ melons,”
and he did not bear his name for nothing, as I could
tell you if I had time, but I am half mad with haste
lashing the pa. I will only say that my comrade
was a most bloodthirsty, ferocious, athletic savage,
and his character was depicted in every line of his
tattooed face. About twenty men had been sent out
to watch the approach of the dreaded visitors. The
repairing of the stockade went on all one day and all
one night by torchlight and by the light of huge
fires lit in the inside. No one thought of sleep.
Dogs barking, men shouting, children crying, women
screaming, pigs squealing, muskets firing (to see if
they were fit for active service and would go off),
and above all the doleful tetere sounding. This was
‘a huge wooden trumpet six feet long, which gave
forth a groaning moaning sound, like the voice of a
D
34: OLD NEW ZHALAND.
dying wild bull. Babel, with a dash of Pandemo-
nium, will give a faint idea of the uproar.
All preparations having been at last made, and no
further tidings of the enemy, as I may call them, I
took a complete survey of the fort, my friend the
‘‘ Relation Eater” being my companion and explain-
ing to me the design of the whole. I learned some-
thing that day; and I, though pretty well “up” in
the noble science of fortification, ancient and modern,
was obliged to confess to myself that a savage who
could neither read or write—who had never heard of
Cohorn or Vauban—and who was moreover avowedly
a gobbler up of his own relations, could teach me
certain practical ‘‘ dodges” in the defensive art quite
well worth knowing.
A long shed of palm leaves had been also built at
a safe and convenient distance from the fort. This
was for the accommodation of the expected visitors,
supposing they came in peaceful guise. A whole
herd of pigs were also collected and tied to stakes
driven into the ground in the rear of the fort. These
were intended to feast the coming guests, according
to their behaviour.
Towards evening a messenger from a neighbouring
friendly tribe arrived to say that next day, about
noon, the strangers might be expected; and also that
the peace which had been concluded with their tribe
during their absence, had been ratified and accepted
by them. This was satisfactory intelligence; but,
nevertheless, no precaution must be neglected. To
be thrown off guard would invite an attack, and
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ensure destruction; everything must be in order;
gun cleaning, flint fixing, cartridge making, was going
on in all directions; and the outpost at the edge of
the forest was not called in. All was active prepara-
tion.
The path by which these doubtful friends were
coming led through a dense forest and came out on
the clear plain about half-a-mile from the pa, which
plain continued and extended in every direction
around the fortress to about the same distance, so
that none could approach unperceived. The outpost
of twenty men were stationed at about a couple of
hundred yards from the point where the path emerged
from the wood; and as the ground sloped consider-
ably from the forest to the fort, the whole interven-
ing space was clearly visible.
Another night of alarm and sleepless expectation,
the melancholy moan of the ¢etere still continuing to
hint to any lurking enemy that we were all wide
awake; or rather, I should say, to assure him most
positively of it, for who could sleep with that diabo-
lical din in his ears? Morning came and an early
breakfast was cooked and devoured hurriedly. Then
groups of the younger men might be seen here and
there fully armed, and “getting up steam” by
dancing the war dance, in anticipation of the grand
dance of the whole warrior force of the tribe, which,
as a matter of course, must be performed in honour
of the visitors when they arrived. In honour, but
quite as much in intimidation, or an endeavour at it,
though no one said so. Noon arrived at last.
36 OLD NEW ZHALAND.
Anxious glances are turning from all quarters to-
wards the wood, from which a path is plainly seen
winding down the sloping ground towards the pa.
The outpost is on the alert. Straggling scouts are
out in every direction. All is expectation. Now
there is a movement at the outpost. They suddenly
spread in an open line, ten yards between each man.
One man comes at full speed running towards the
pa, jumping and bounding over every impediment.
Now something moves in the border of the forest,—
it is a mass of black heads. Now the men are plainly
visible. The whole tawa has emerged upon the plain.
‘‘ Here they come! here they come!” is heard in all
directions. The men of the outpost cross the line of
march in pretended resistance; they present their
guns, make horrid grimaces, dance about like mad
baboons, and then fall back with headlong speed to
the next advantageous position for making a stand.
The taua, however, comes on steadily; they are
formed in a solid oblong mass. ‘The chief at the
left of the column leads them on. The men are all
equipped for immediate action, that is to say, quite
naked except their arms and cartridge boxes, which
are a warrior’s clothes. No one can possibly tell —
what this peaceful meeting may end in, so all are
ready for action at a second’s notice. The ¢aua still
comes steadily on. AsI have said, the men are all
stripped for action, but I also notice that the appear-
ance of nakedness is completely taken away by the
tattooing, the colour of the skin, and the arms and
equipments. The men in fact look much better than
,
)
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OLD NEW ZEALAND. 37
when dressed in their Maori clothing. Every man,
almost without exception, is covered with tattooing
from the knees to the waist; the face is also covered
with dark spiral lines. Each man has round his
middle a belt, to which is fastened two cartridge
boxes, one behind and one before; another belt goes
over the right shoulder and under the left arm, and
from it hangs, on the left side and rather behind,
another cartridge box, and under the waist-belt is
thrust, behind, at the small of the back, the short-
handled tomahawk for close fight and to finish the
wounded. Each cartridge box contains eighteen
rounds, and every man has a musket. Altogether
this tava is better and more uniformly armed and
equipped than ordinary; but they have been amongst
the first who got pakehas to trade with them, and
are indeed in consequence the terror of New Zealand.
On they come, a set of tall, athletic, heavyy-made men;
they would, I am sure, in the aggregate weigh some
tons heavier than the same number of men taken at
random from the streets of one of our manufacturing
towns. They are now half way across the plain;
they keep their formation, a solid oblong, admirably
as they advance, but they do not keep step; this
causes a very singular appearance at a distance. In-
stead of the regular marching step of civilized soldiers,
which may be observed at any distance, this mass
seems to progress towards you with the creeping
motion of some great reptile at a distance, and when
coming down a sloping ground this effect is quite
remarkable.
38 OLD NEW ZHALAND.
The mimic opposition is now discontinued; the
outpost rushes in at full speed, the men firing their
guns in the air as theyrun. Takini! takini! is the
cry, and out spring three young men, the best run-
ners of our tribe, to perform the ceremony of the
taki. They hold in their hands some reeds to repre-
sent darts or kokiri. At this moment a tremendous
fire of ball cartridge opens from the fort; the balls
whistle in every direction, over and around the
advancing party, who steadily and gravely come on,
not seeming to know that a gun has been fired,
though they perfectly well understand that this
salute is also a hint of full preparation for any unex-
pected turn things may take. Now, from the whole
female population arises the shrill “ haere mai! haere
mai!’ Mats are waving, guns firing, dogs barking;
the chief roaring to “ fall in,” and form for the war
dance. He appears half mad with excitement,
anxiety, and something very like apprehension of a
sudden onslaught from his friends. In the midst of
this horrible uproar off dart three runners. They
are not unexpected. Three young men of the taua
are seen to tighten their waist-belts, and hand their
muskets to their comrades. On go the three young
men from the fort. They approach the front of the —
advancing column; they dance and caper about like
mad monkeys, twisting their faces about in the most
extraordinary manner, showing the whites of their
eyes, and lolling out their tongues. At last, after
several feints, they boldly advance within twenty
yards of the supposed enemy, and send the reed
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darts flying full in their faces: then they turn and
fly as if for life. Instantly, from the stranger ranks,
three young men dart forth in eager pursuit; and
behind them comes the solid column, rushing on at
full speed. Run now, O “ Sounding Sea,” (Taz
Haruru) for the ‘‘ Black Cloud,” (Kapua Mangw) the
swiftest of the Rarawa, is at your back; run now,
for the honour of your tribe and your own name,
run! run! It was an exciting scene. The two
famous runners came on at a tremendous pace, the
dark mass of armed men following close behind at
full speed, keeping their formation admirably, the
ground shaking under them as they rushed on. On
come the two runners (the others are left behind and
disregarded). The pursuer gains upon his man; but
they are fast nearing the goal, where, according to
Maori custom, the chase must end. Run, “ Sound-
ing Sea;” another effort! your tribe are near in full
array, and armed for the war dance; their friendly
ranks are your refuge; run! run! On came the
headlong race. When within about thirty yards of
the place where our tribe was now formed in a solid
oblong, each man kneeling on one knee, with musket
held in both hands, butt to ground, and somewhat
sloped to the front, the pursuing native caught at the
shoulder of our man, touched it, but could do no
more. Here he must stop; to go farther would not
be “correct.” He will, however, boast everywhere
that he has touched the shoulder of the famous
“‘ Sounding Sea.” Our man has not, however, been
caught, which would have been a bad omen. At
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this moment the charging column comes thundering
up to where their man is standing; instantly they all
kneel upon one knee, holding their guns sloped be-
fore their faces, in the manner already described.
The élite of the two tribes are now opposite to each
other, all armed, all kneeling, and formed in two
solid oblong masses, the narrow end of the oblong to
the front. Only thirty yards divide them; the front
ranks do not gaze on each other; both parties turn
their eyes towards the ground, and with heads bent
downwards, and a little to one side, appear to listen.
All is silence; you might have heard a pin drop.
The uproar has turned to a calm; the men are
kneeling statues; the chiefs have disappeared; they
are in the centre of their tribes. The pakeha is be-
ginning to wonder what will be the end of all this;
and also to speculate on the eflicacy of the buck shot
with which his gun is loaded, and wishes it was ball.
Two minutes have elapsed in this solemn silence,
the more remarkable as being the first quiet two
minutes for the last two days and nights. Suddenly
from the extreme rear of the strangers’ column is
heard a scream—a horrid yell. A savage, of her-
culean stature, comes, mere in hand, and rushing
madly to the front. He seems hunted by all the
furies. Bedlam never produced so horrid a visage.
Thrice, as he advances, he gives that horrid cry;
and thrice the armed tribe give answer with a long-
drawn gasping sigh. He is at the front; he jumps
into the air, shaking his stone weapon; the whites
only of his eyes are visible, giving a most hideous
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appearance to his face; he shouts the first words of
the war song, and instantly his tribe spring from the
ground. It would be hard to describe the scene
which followed. The roaring chorus of the war
song; the horrid grimaces; the eyes all white; the
tongues hanging out; the furious yet measured and
uniform gesticulation, jumping, and stamping. I felt
the ground plainly trembling. At last the war
dance ended; and then my tribe, (I find I am already
beginning to get Maorifed,) starting from the ground
like a single man, endeavoured to outdo even their
amiable friends’ exhibition. They end; then the
new-eomers perform another demon dance; then my
tribe give another. Silence again prevails, and all
sit down. Immediately a man from the new arrivals
comes to the front of his own party; he runs to and
fro; he speaks for his tribe; these are his words :—
‘Peace is made! peace is made! peace is firm!
peace is secure! peace! peace! peace!” This man
is not a person of any particular consequence in his
tribe, but his brother was killed by our people in the
battle I have mentioned, and this gives him the right
to be the first to proclaim peace. His speech is
ended and he “‘ falls in.” Some three or four others
‘* follow on the same side.” ‘Their speeches are short
also, and nearly verbatim what the first was. Then
who of all the world starts forth from ‘ ours,” to
speak on the side of “law and order,” but my
diabolical old acquaintance the “ Relation Eater.” I
had by this time picked up a little Maori, and could
partly understand his speech. ‘‘ Welcome! welcome!
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welcome! peace is made! not till now has there been
true peace! I have seen you, and peace is made!”
Here he broke out into a song, the chorus of which
was taken up by hundreds of voices, and when it
ended he made a sudden and very expressive gesture
of scattering something with his hands, which was a
signal to all present that the ceremonial was at an
end for the time. Our tribe at once disappeared into
the pa, and at the same instant the strangers broke
into a scattered mob, and made for the long shed
which had been prepared for their reception, which
was quite large enough, and the floor covered thickly
with clean rushes to sleep on. About fifty or sixty
then started for the border of the forest to bring their
clothes and baggage, which had been left there as
incumbrances to the movements of the performers in
the ceremonials [ have described. Part, however, of
the “ampedimenta” had already arrived on the backs
of about thirty boys, women, and old slaves; and I
noticed amongst other things some casks of cartridges,
which were, as I thought, rather ostentatiously
exposed to view.
I soon found the reason my friend of saturnine
propensities had closed proceedings so abruptly was,
that the tribe had many pressing duties of hospitality |
to fulfil, and that the heavy talking was to commence
next day. I noticed also that to this time there had
been no meeting of the chiefs, and, moreover, that
the two parties had kept strictly separate—the near-
est they had been to each other was thirty yards
when the war dancing was going on, and they seemed
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quite glad, when the short speeches were over, to
move off to a greater distance from each other.
Soon after the dispersion of the two parties, a
firing of muskets was heard in and at the rear of the
fort, accompanied by the squeaking, squealing, and
dying groans of a whole herd of pigs. Directly
afterwards a mob of fellows were seen staggering
under the weight of the dead pigs, and proceeding to
the long shed already mentioned, in front of which
they were flung down, sans-ceremonie, and without a
word spoken. I counted sixty-nine large fat pigs
flung in one heap, one on the top of the other, before
that part of the shed where the principal chief was
sitting; twelve were thrown before the interesting
savage who had “started” the war dance; and
several single porkers were thrown without any
remark before certain others of the guests. The
parties, however, to whom this compliment was paid
sat quietly saying nothing, and hardly appearing to
see what was done. Behind the pigs was placed, by
the active exertion of two or three hundred people, a
heap of potatoes and kumera, in quantity about ten
tons, so there was no want of the raw material for a
feast.
The pigs and potatoes having been deposited, a
train of women appeared—the whole, indeed, of the
young and middle-aged women of the tribe. They
advanced with a half-dancing half-hopping sort of
step, to the time of a wild but not unmusical chant,
each woman holding high in both hands a smoking
dish of some kind or other of Maori delicacy, hot
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from the oven. The groundwork of this feast ap-
peared to be sweet potatoes and taro, but on the top
of each smoking mess was placed either dried shark,
eels, mullet, or pork, all “ piping hot.” This treat
was intended to stay our guests’ stomachs till they
could find time to cook for themselves. The women
having placed the dishes, or to speak more correctly,
baskets, on the ground before the shed, disappeared ;
and in a miraculously short time the feast disappeared
also, as was proved by seeing the baskets flung in
twos, threes, and tens, empty out of the shed.
Next day, pretty early in the morning, I saw our
chief (as I must call him for distinction) with a few
of the principal men of the tribe, dressed in their best
Maori costume, taking their way towards the shed of
the visitors. When they got pretty near, a cry of
haere mai! hailed them. They went on gravely, and
observing where the principal chief was scated, our
chief advanced towards him, fell upon his neck em-
bracing him in the most affectionate manner, com-
menced a tang?, or melancholy sort of ditty, which
‘lasted a full half hour, and during which, both parties,
as in duty bound and in compliance with custom,
shed floods of tears. How they managed to do it is
more than I can tell to this day, except that I suppose
you may train a man to do anything. Right well
do I know that either party would have almost given
his life for a chance to exterminate the other with all
his tribe ; and twenty-seven years afterwards I saw
the two tribes fighting in the very quarrel which was
pretended to have been made up that day. Before
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this, however, both these chiefs were dead, and others
reigned in their stead. While the tang? was going
on between the two principals, the companions of our
chief each selected one of the visitors, and rushing
into his arms, went through a similar scene. Old
‘Relation Eater” singled out the horrific savage
who had began the war dance, and these two tender-
hearted individuals did, for a full half hour, seated on
the ground, hanging on each other’s necks, give vent
to such a chorus of skilfully modulated howling as
would have given Momus the blue devils to listen to.
After the tangz was ended, the two tribes seated
themselves in a large irregular circle on the plain,
and into this circle strode an orator, who, having said
his say, was followed by another, and so the greater
part of the day was consumed. No arms were to be
seen in the hands of either party, except the green-
stone mere of the principal chiefs; but I took notice
that about thirty of our people never left the nearest
gate of the pa, and that their loaded muskets, although
out of sight, were close at hand, standing against the
fence inside the gate, and I also perceived that under
their cloaks or mats they wore their cartridge boxes
and tomahawks. This caused me to observe the
other party more closely. They also, I perceived,
had some forty men sleeping in the shed; these
fellows had not removed their cartridge boxes either,
and all their companions’ arms were carefully ranged
behind them in a row, six or seven deep, against the
back wall of the shed.
The speeches of the orators were not very interest-
4.6 OLD NEW ZEALAND.
ing, so I took a stroll to a little rising ground at
about a hundred yards distance, where a company of
natives, better dressed than common, were seated.
They had the best sort of ornamented cloaks, and
had feathers in their heads, which I already knew
“commoners” could not afford to wear, as they were
only to be procured some hundreds of miles to the
south. I therefore concluded these were magnates
or ‘“‘personages”’ of some kind or other, and deter-
mined to introduce myself. As I approached, one of
these splendid individuals nodded to me in a very
familiar sort of manner, and I, not to appear rude,
returned the salute. I stepped into the circle formed
by my new friends, and had just commenced a tena
koutou, when a breeze of wind came sighing along
the hill-top. My friend nodded again,—his cloak
blew to one side. What do I see ?—or rather what
doI not see? The head has no body under it! The
heads had all been stuck on slender rods, a cross
stick tied on to represent the shoulders, and the
cloaks thrown over all in such a natural manner as
to deceive anyone at a short distance, but a green
pakeha, who was not expecting any such matter, toa
certainty. I fell back a yard or two, so as to take a
full view of this silent circle. I began to feel as if at
last I had fallen into strange company. I began to
look more closely at my companions, and to try to
fancy what their characters in life had been. One
had undoubtedly been a warrior; there was some-
thing bold and defiant about the whole air of the
head. Another was the head of a very old man,
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grey, shrivelled, and wrinkled. I was going on with
my observations when I was saluted by a voice from
behind with, “‘ Looking at the eds, sir?” It was one
of the pakehas formerly mentioned. “ Yes,” said I,
turning round just the least possible thing quicker
thanordinary. ‘‘ Eds has been a getting scarce,” says
he. “I should think so,” says I. ‘ We an’t ad a
ed this long time,” says he. “The devil!” says I.
‘One o’ them eds has been hurt bad,” says he. “I
should think all were, rather so,” says I. ‘Oh no,
only one on ’em,” says he, “the skull is split, and it
won't fetch nothin,” says he. ‘Oh, murder! I see,
now,” says I. “Eds was werry scarce,” says he,
shaking hisown “ed.” “Ah!” said I. ‘‘ They had
to tattoo a slave a bit ago,” says he, ‘“ and the villain
ran away, tattooin’ and all!” says he. ‘ What?”
said I. ‘ Bolted afore he was fit to kill,” says he.
‘‘ Stole off with his own head?” saysI. “ That’s just
it,” says he. “ Capital felony!” saysI. ‘“ You may
say that, sir,’ says he. ‘Good morning,” said I. I
walked away pretty smartly. ‘‘ Loose notions about
heads in this country,” said I to myself; and involun-
tarily putting up my hand to my own, I thought
somehow the bump of combativeness felt smaller, or
indeed had vanished altogether. ‘It’s all very
funny,” said I.
I walked down into the plain. I saw in one place
a crowd of women, boys, and others. There was a
great noise of lamentation going on. I went up to
the crowd, and there beheld, lying on a clean mat,
which was spread on the ground, another head. A
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number of women were standing in a row before it,
screaming, wailing, and quivering their hands about
ina most extraordinary manner, and cutting them-
selves dreadfully with sharp flints and shells. One
old woman, in the centre of the group, was one clot
of blood from head to feet, and large clots of
coagulated blood lay on the ground where she stood.
The sight was absolutely horrible, I thought at the
time. She was singing or howling a dirge-like wail.
In her right hand she held a piece of tuhua, or
volcanic glass, as sharp as a razor: this she placed
deliberately to her left wrist, drawing it slowly up-
wards to her left shoulder, the spouting blood follow-
ing as it went; then from the left shoulder down-
wards, across the breast to the short ribs on the
right side; then the rude but keen knife was shifted
from the right hand to the left, placed to the right
wrist, drawn upwards to the right shoulder, and so
down across the breast to the left side, thus making
a bloody cross on the breast; and so the operation
went on all the time I was there, the old creature all
the time howling in time and measure, and keeping
time also with the knife, which at every cut was
shifted from one hand to the other, as I have
described. She had scored her forehead and cheeks
before I came; her face and body was a mere clot of
blood, and a little stream was dropping from every
finger—a more hideous object could scarcely be con-
ceived. I took notice that the younger women,
though they screamed as loud, did not cut near so
deep as the old woman, especially about the face.
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This custom has been falling gradually out of use;
and when practised now, in these degenerate times,
the cutting and maiming is mere form, mere scratch-
ing to draw enough blood to swear by: but, in ‘‘ the
good old times,” the thing used to be done properly.
I often, of late years, have felt quite indignant to see
some degenerate hussy making believe with a piece
of flint in her hand, but who had no notion of cutting
herself up properly as she ought to do. It shows a
want of natural affection in the present generation, I
think; they refuse to shed tears of blood for their
friends as their mothers used to do.
This head, I found on enquiry, was not the head of
an enemy. A small party of our friends had been
surprised; two brothers were flying for their lives
down a hill-side; a shot broke the leg of one of
them and he fell; the enemy were close at hand;
already the exulting cry “na! na! mate rawa!” was.
heard; the wounded man cried to the brother, ‘‘ Do
not leave my head a plaything for the foe.” There
was no time for deliberation. The brother did not
deliberate; a few slashes with the tomahawk saved
his brother’s head, and he escaped with it in his
hand, dried it, and brought it home; and the old
woman was the mother,—the young ones were
cousins. There was no sister, as I heard, when I
enquired. All the heads on the hill were heads of
enemies, and several of them are now in museums in
Europe.
With reference to the knowing remarks of the
pakeha who accosted me on the hill on the state of
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the head market, I am bound to remark that my
friend Mr. —— never speculated in this “ article;”
but the skippers of many of the colonial trading
schooners were always ready to deal with a man who
had “ a real good head,” and used to commission such
men as my companion of the morning to “ pick up
heads” for them. It is a positive fact that some time
after this the head of a live man was sold and paid
for beforehand, and afterwards honestly delivered
‘as per agreement.”
The scoundrel slave who had the conscience to
run away with his own head after the trouble and
expense had been gone to to tattoo it to make it more
valuable, is no fiction either. Even in “the good old
times” people would sometimes be found to behave
in the most dishonest manner. But there are good
and bad to be found in all times and places.
Now if there is one thing I hate more than
another it is the raw-head-and-bloody-bones style of
writing, and in these random reminiscences I shall
avoid all particular mention of battles, massacres, and
onslaughts, except there be something particularly
characteristic of my friend the Maori in them. As
_ for mere hacking and hewing, there has been enough
of that to be had in Europe, Asia, and America of
late, and very well described too, by numerous “ our
correspondents.” If I should have to fight a single
combat or two, just to please the ladies, I shall do
my best not to get killed, and hereby promise not to
kill any one myself if I possibly can help it. I, how-
ever, hope to be excused for the last two or three
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pages, as it was necessary to point out that in the
good old times, if one’s own head was not sufficient,
it was quite practicable to get another.
I must, however, get rid of our visitors. Next
day, at daylight, they disappeared: canoes from
their own tribe had come to meet them (the old
woman with the flint had arrived in these canoes),
and they departed sans-ceremonie, taking with them
all that was left of the pigs and potatoes which had
been given them, and also the ‘fine lot of eds.”
Their departure was felt as a great relief, and though
it was satisfactory to know peace was made, it was
even more so to be well rid of the peacemakers.
Hail, lovely peace, daughter of heaven! meek-eyed
inventor of Armstrong guns and Enfield rifles; you
of the liquid fire-shell, hail! Shooter at ‘ bulls’-
eyes,” trainer of battalions, killer of wooden French-
men, hail! (A bit of fine writing does one good.)
Nestling under thy wing, I will scrape sharp the
point of my spear with a pzpz shell; I will carry
fern-root into my pa; I will cure those heads which
I have killed in war, or they will spoil and ‘‘ won’t
fetch nothin:” for these are thy arts, O peace!
CHAPTER LV.
A little affair of “flotsam and jetsam.’’—Rebellion crushed in
the bud.—A Pakeha’s house sacked.— Maori law.—A Maori
lawsuit.— Affair thrown into Chancery.
's 2 NO) AKEHAS, though precious in the good
old times, would sometimes get into
awkward scrapes. Accidents, I have
245@3| observed, will happen at the best of
times. Some time after the matters I have been
recounting happened, two of the pakehas who were
“knocking about” Mr. ——’s premises, went fishing.
One of them was a very respectable old man-of-war’s
man; the other was the connoisseur of heads, who, I
may as well mention, was thought to be one of that
class who never could remember to a nicety how
they had come into the country, or where they came
from. It so happened that on their return, the little
boat, not being well fastened, went adrift in the
night, and was cast on shore at about four miles
distance, in the dominions of a petty chief who was a
sort of vassal or retainer of ours. He did not
belong to the tribe, and lived on the land by the
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permission of our chief as a sort of tenant at will.
Of late an ill-feeling had grown up between him and
the principal chief. The vassal had in fact begun to
show some airs of independence, and had collected
more men about him than our chief cared to see; but
up to this time there had been no regular outbreak
between them, possibly because the vassal had not
yet sufficient force to declare independence formally.
Our chief was however watching for an excuse to
fall out with him before he should grow too strong.
As soon as it was heard where the boat was, the two
men went for it as a matter of course, little thinking
that this encroaching vassal would have the insolence
to claim the right of ‘‘ flotsam and jetsam,” which
belonged to the principal chief, and which was
always waived in favour of his pakehas. On arrival,
however, at this rebellious chief’s dominions, they
were informed that it was his intention to stick to
the boat until he was paid a “stocking of gun-
powder”—meaning a quantity as much as a stocking
would hold, which was the regular standard measure
in those days in that locality. A stocking of gun-
powder! who ever heard of such an awful imposi-
tion? The demand was enormous in value and
rebellious in principle. The thing must be put an
end to at once. The principal chief did not hesi-
tate: rebellion must be crushed in the bud. He at
once mustered his whole force (he did not approve of
“little wars,”) and sent them off under the command
of the Relation Eater, who served an ejectment in
regular Maori form, by first plundering the village
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and then burning it to ashes; also destroying the
cultivation and provisions, and forcing the vassal to
decamp with all his people on pain of instant mas-
sacre—a thing they did not lose a moment in doing,
and I don’t think they either eat or slept till they
had got fifty miles off, where a tribe related to them
received them and gave them a welcome.
Well, about three months after this, about day-
light in the morning, I was aroused by a great
uproar of men shouting, doors smashing, and women
screaming. Up I jumped, and pulled on a few
clothes in less time, I am sure, than ever I had done
before in my life; out I ran, and at once perceived
that Mr. ——’s premises were being sacked by the
rebellious vassal, who had returned with about fifty
men, and was taking this means of revenging himself
for the rough handling he had received from our
chief. Men were rushing in mad haste through the
smashed windows and doors, loaded with anything and
everything they could lay hands on. The chief was
stamping against the door of a room in which he was
aware the most valuable goods were kept, and shout-
ing for help to break it open. A large canoe was
floating close to the house, and was being rapidly
filled with plunder. I saw a fat old Maori woman,
who was washerwoman to the establishment, being
dragged along the ground by a huge fellow, who was
trying to tear from her grasp one of my shirts, to
which she clung with perfect desperation. I per-
ceived at a glance that the faithful old creature would
probably save a sleeve. A long line of similar articles,
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my property, which had graced the tazepa fence the
night before, had disappeared. The old man-of-war’s
man had placed his back exactly opposite to that part
of the said fence where hung a certain striped cotton
shirt and well scrubbed canvas trowsers, which could
belong to no one but himself. He was “hitting out”
lustily right and left. Mr. had been absent some
days on a journey, and the head merchant, as we found
after all was over, was hiding under a bed. When
the old sailor saw me, he “sang out,” in a voice clear
as a bell, and calculated to be distinctly heard above
the din :—‘ Hit out, sir, if you please; let’s make a
fight of it the best we can; our mob will be here in
five minutes; Tahuna has run to fetch them.” While
he thus gave both advice and information, he also set
a good example, having delivered just one thump per
word or thereabouts. The odds were terrible, but
the time was short that I was required to fight; so I
at once floored a native who was rushing by me. He
fell like a man shot, and I then perceived he was one
of our own people who had been employed about the
place ; so, to balance things, I knocked down another,
and then felt myself seized round the waist from be-
hind, by a fellow who seemed to be about as strong
asa horse. At this moment I cast an anxious glance
around the field of battle. The old Maori woman
had, as I expected, saved a good half of my shirt; she
had got on the top of an outhouse, and was waving
it in a “Sister Anne” sort of manner, and calling to
an imaginary friendly host, which she pretended to
see advancing to the rescue. The old sailor had
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fallen under, but not surrendered to, superior force.
Three natives had got him down; but it took all they
could do to keep him down: he was evidently carry-
ing out his original idea of making a fight of it, and
gaining time ;—the striped shirt and canvas trowsers
still hung proudly on the fence. None of his assail-
ants could spare a second to pull them down. I was
kicking and flinging in the endeavour to extricate
myself ; or, at least to turn round, so as to carry out
a ‘‘face to face” policy, which it would be a grand
mistake to suppose was not understood long ago in
the good old times. I had nearly succeeded, and
was thinking what particular form of destruction I
should shower on the foe, when a tremendous shout
was heard. It was ‘‘our mob” coming to the rescue;
and, like heroes of old, ‘‘ sending their voice before
them.” In an instant both myself and the gallant
old tar were released; the enemy dashed on board
their canoe, and in another moment were off, darting
away before a gale of wind and a fair tide at a rate
that put half a mile at least between them and us
before our protectors came up. ‘‘ Load the gun!”
cried the sailor—(there was a nine-pound carronade
on the cliff before the house, overlooking the river).
A cartridge was soon found, and a shot, and the gun
loaded. ‘“Slue her a little,” cried my now com-
mander; “‘fetch a fire stick.” “Aye, aye, sir” (from
self). “Wait a little; that will do—Fire!”—(in a
voice as if ordering the discharge of the whole broad-
side of a three-decker). Bang! The elevation was
perfectly correct. The shot struck the water at
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exactly the right distance, and only a few feet to one
side. A very few feet more to the right and the shot
would have entered the stern of the canoe, and, as
she was end on to us, would have killed half the
people in her. A miss, however, is as good as a mile
off. The canoe disappeared behind a point, and there
we were with an army of armed friends around us,
who, by making great expedition, had managed to
come exactly in time to be too late.
This was a tawa muru (a robbing expedition) in
revenge for the leader having been cleaned out by our
chief, which gave them the right to rob any one con-
nected with, related to, or under the protection of,
our chief aforesaid, provided always that they were
able. We, on the other hand, had the clear right to
kill any of the robbers, which would then have given
them the right to kill us; but until we killed some of
them, it would not have been “‘correct”’ for them to
have taken life, so they managed the thing neatly, so
that they should have no occasion to do so. The
whole proceeding was unobjectionable in every
respect, and tka (correct). Had we put in our nine-
pound shot at the stern of their canoe, it would have
been correct also, but as we were not able, we had no
right whatever to complain.
The above is good law, and here I may as well in-
form the New Zealand public that I am going to
write the whole law of this land in a book, which I
shall call “ Ko nga ture;” and as I intend it for the
good of both races, I shall mix the two languages up
in such a way that neither can understand; but this
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does not matter, as I shall add a “ glossary,” in Cop-
tic, to make things clear.
Some time after this, a little incident happened at
my friend Mr. ——’s place worth noting. Our chief
had, for some time back, a sort of dispute with
another magnate, who lived about ten miles off. I
really cannot say who was in the right—the argu-
ments on both sides were so nearly balanced, that I
should not like to commit myself to a judgment in
the case. The question was at last brought to a fair
hearing at my friend’s house. The arguments on
both sides were very forcible, so much so that in the
course of the arbitration our chief and thirty of his
principal witnesses were shot dead in a heap before
my friend’s door, and sixty others badly wounded,
and my friend’s house and store blown up and burnt
to ashes. My friend was all but, or indeed, quite
ruined, but it would not have been ‘‘correct” for him
to complain—Ais loss in goods being far overbalanced
by the loss of the tribe in men. He was, however,
consoled by hundreds of friends who came in large
parties to condole and tangi with him, and who, as
was quite correct in such cases, shot and eat all his
stock, sheep, pigs, goats, ducks, geese, fowls, &c., all
in high compliment to himself, at which he felt proud, —
as a well conducted and conditioned pakeha Maori (as
he was) should do. He did not, however, survive
these honours long, poor fellow. He died, and
strange to say, no one knew exactly what was the
matter with him—some said it was the climate, they
thought.
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After this the land about which this little mis-
understanding had arisen, was, so to speak, thrown
into chancery, where it has now remained about forty
years; but I hear that proceedings are to commence
de novo (no allusion to the “new system’’) next
summer, or at farthest the summer after; and as I
witnessed the first proceedings, when the case comes
on again ‘“‘ may I be there to see.”
CHAPTER V.
Every Englishman’s house is his castle.—My estate and
castle.—How I purchased my estate.—Native titles to land, of
what nature.—Value of land in New Zealand.—Land commis-
sioners.—The triumphs of eloquence.—Magna Charta.
VERY Englshman’s house is_ his
castle,” “‘I scorn the foreign yoke,”
? and glory in the name of Briton, and
all that. The natural end, however, of
all castles is to be burnt or blown up. In England
it is true you can call the constable, and should any
foreign power attack you with grinding organ and
white mice, you may hope for succours from without,
from which cause “ castles” in England are more
long lived. In New Zealand, however, it is different,
as, to the present day, the old system prevails, and
castles continue to be disposed of in the natural way,
as has been seen lately at Taranaki.
I now purchased a piece of land and built a
“castle” for myself. I really can’t tell to the pre-
sent day who I purchased the land from, for there
were about fifty different claimants, every one of whom
assured me that the other forty-nine were “‘humbugs,”
and had no right whatever. The nature of the diffe-
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rent titles of the different claimants was various.
One man said his ancestors had killed off the first
owners; another declared his ancestors had driven
off the second party; another man, who seemed to
be listened to with more respect than ordinary, de-
clared that his ancestor had been the first possessor
of all, and had never been ousted, and that this
ancestor was a huge lizard that lived in a cave on
the land many ages ago, and sure enough there was
the cave to prove it. Besides the principal claims,
there were an immense number of secondary ones—
a sort of latent equities—which had lain dormant
until it was known the pakeha had his eye on the
land. Some of them seemed to me at the time odd
enough. One man required payment because his
ancestors, as he affirmed, had exercised the right of
catching rats on it, but which he (the claimant) had
never done, for the best of reasons, z.e, there were
no rats to catch, except indeed pakeha rats, which
were plenty enough, but this variety of rodent was
not counted as game. Another claimed because his
erandfather had been murdered on the land, and—as
I am a veracious pakeha—another claimed pay-
ment because fis grandfather had committed the
murder! Then half the country claimed payments
of various value, from one fig of tobacco to a
musket, on account of a certain wahi tapu, or ancient
burying-ground, which was on the land, and in
which every one almost had had relations or rather
ancestors buried, as they could clearly make out, in
old times, though no one had been deposited in it for
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about two hundred years, and the bones of the
others had been (as they said) removed long ago to a
torere in the mountains. It seemed an awkward
circumstance that there was some difference of
opinion as to where this same wahi tapu was situated,
being, and lying, for in case of my buying the land
it was stipulated that I should fence it round and
make no use of it, although I had paid for it. (I,
however, have put off fencing till the exact bounda-
ries have been made out; and indeed I don’t think I
shall ever be called on to do so, the fencing proviso
having been made, as I now believe, to give a
stronger look of reality to the existence of the
sacred spot, it having been observed that I had some
doubts on the subject. No mention was eyer made
of it after the payments had been all made, and so I
think I may venture to affirm that the existence of
the said waht tapu is of very doubtful authenticity,
though it certainly cost me a round “ lot of trade.”)
There was one old man who obstinately persisted in
declaring that he, and he alone, was the sole and
rightful owner of the land; he seemed also to have a
“fixed idea” about certain barrels of gunpowder;
but as he did not prove his claim to my satisfaction,
and as he had no one to back him, I of course gave
him nothing; he nevertheless demanded the gun-
powder about once a month for five-and-twenty
years, till at last he died of old age, and I am now a
landed proprietor, clear of all claims and demands,
and have an undeniable right to hold my estate as
long as ever I am able.
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It took about three months’ negotiation before the
purchase of the land could be made; and, indeed, I
at one time gave up the idea, as I found it quite im-
possible to decide who to pay. If I paid one party,
the others vowed I should never have possession, and
to pay all seemed impossible; so at last I let all
parties know that I had made up my mind not to
have the land. This, however, turned out to be the
first step I had made in the right direction; for,
thereupon, all the different claimants agreed amongst
themselves to demand a certain quantity of goods,
and divide them amongst themselves afterwards. I
was glad of this, for I wished to buy the land, as I
thought, in case I should ever take a trip to the
‘“‘ colonies,” it would look well to be able to talk of
“my estate in New Zealand.” The day being now
come on which I was to make the payment, and all
parties present, I then and there handed over to the
assembled mob the price of the land, consisting of a
great lot of blankets, muskets, tomahawks, tobacco,
spades, axes, &c. &c.; and received in return a very
dirty piece of paper with all their marks on it, I
- having written the terms of transfer on it in English to
my own perfect satisfaction. The cost per acre to me
was, as near as can be, about five and a half times
what the same quantity of land would have cost me at
the same time in Tasmania; but this was not of much
importance, as the value of land in New Zealand then,
and indeed now, being chiefly imaginary, one could just
as easily suppose it to be of a very great value as a
very small one; I therefore did not complain of the cost.
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While I am on the subject of land and land titles,
I may as well here mention that many years after the
purchase of my land I received notice to appear before
certain persons called “‘ Land Commissioners,’ who
were part and parcel of the new inventions which had
come up soon after the arrival of the first governor,
and which are still a trouble to the land. I was in-
formed that I must appear and prove my title to the
land I have mentioned, on pain of forfeiture of the
same. Now I could not see what right any one could
have to plague me in this way, and if I had had no
one but the commissioners and two or three hundred
men of their tribe to deal with, I should have put my
pa in fighting order, and told them to ‘come on;”
for before this time I had had occasion to build a pa,
(a little misunderstanding,) and being a regularly
naturalized member of a strong tribe, could raise men
to defend it at the shortest notice. But somehow
these people had cunningly managed to mix up the
name of Queen Victoria, God bless her! (no dis-
paragement to King Potatau) in the matter; and I,
though a pakeha Maori, am a loyal subject to her
Majesty, and will stick up and fight for her as long as
ever I can muster a good imitation of courage ora leg
to stand upon. This being the case, I made a very
unwilling appearance at the court, and explained and
defended my title to the land in an oration of four
hours and a half’s duration; and which, though I was
much out of practice, I flatter myself was a good
specimen of English rhetoric, and which, for its own
merits as well as for another reason which I was not
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aware of at the time, was listened to by the court with
the greatest patience. When I had concluded, and
having been asked “‘if I had any more to say?” I
saw the commissioner beginning to count my words,
which had been all written, I suppose, in shorthand ;
and having ascertained how many thousand I had
spoken, he handed me a bill, in which I was charged
by the word, for every word I had spoken, at the rate
of one farthing and one twentieth per word. Oh,
Cicero! Oh, Demosthenes! Oh, Pitt, Fox, Burke,
Sheridan! Oh, Daniel O’Connell! what would have
become of you, if such a stopper had been clapt on
your jawing tackle? Fame would never have cracked
her trumpet, and “ Dan” would never have raised the
rint. For my part I have never recovered the shock.
I have since that time become taciturn, and have
adopted a Spartan brevity when forced to speak, and
I fear I shall never again have the full swing of my
mother tongue. JBesides this, I was charged ten
shillings each for a little army of witnesses who I had
brought by way of being on the sure side—five shil-
lings a head for calling them into court, and five more
for ‘examining ”’ them; said examination consisting
of one question each, after which they were told to
“be off.” I do believe had I brought up a whole
tribe, as | had thoughts of doing, the commissioners
‘vould not have minded examining them all. They
were, [ am bound to say, very civil and polite; one
of them told me I was ‘a damned, infernal, clever
fellow, and he should like to see a good many more
like me.” I hope I am not getting tedious, but this
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business made such an impression on me, that I can’t
help being too prolix, perhaps, when describing it. I
have, however, often since that time had my doubts
whether the Queen (God bless her!) got the money or
knew half as much of the affair as they wanted to
make out. I don’t believe it. Our noble Queen
would be clean above such a proceeding; and I mean
to say it’s against Magna Charta, it is! ‘“ Justice
shall not be sold,” saith Magna Charta; and if it’s not
selling justice to make a loyal pakeha Maori pay for
every word he speaks when defending his rights in a
court of justice, I don’t know what is.
Well, to make matters up, they after some time
gave me a title for my land (as if I had not one
before); but then, after some years, they made me
give it back again, on purpose, as they said, that they
might give me a better! But since that time several
more years have passed, and I have not got it; so, as
these things are now all the fashion, “I wish I may
get 1.”
CHapPTer VI.
How I kept house.—Maori freebooters.— An ugly customer.—
The “suaviter in modo.”—A single combat to amuse the ladies.
—The true Maori gentleman.—Character of the Maori people.
NEVER yet could get the proper knack
of telling a story. Here I am now, a
good forty years ahead of where I ought
to be, talking of “title deeds” and
‘‘land commissioners,” things belonging to the new
and deplorable state of affairs which began when this
country became ‘“‘a British colony and possession,”
and also “‘ one of the brightest jewels in the British
crown.” I must go back.
Having purchased my “estate,” I set up house-
keeping. My house was a good commodious raupo
building; and as I hada princely income of a few
hundred a year “in trade,” I kept house in a very
magnificent and hospitable style. I kept always eight
stout paid Maori retainers, the pay being one fig of
tobacco per week, and their potatoes, which was about
asmuch more. Their duties were not heavy; being
chiefly to amuse themselves fishing, wrestling, shoot-
ing pigeons, or pig-hunting, with an occasional pull in
the boat when I went on a water excursion. Besides
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these paid retainers, there was always about a dozen
hangers-on, who considered themselves a part of
the establishment, and who, no doubt, managed to
live at my expense; but as that expense was merely
a few hundredweight of potatoes a week, and an odd
pig now and then, it was not perceptible in the good
old times. Indeed these hangers-on, as I call them,
were necessary; for now and then, in those brave
old times, little experiments would be made by certain
Maori gentlemen of freebooting propensities, and who
were in great want of “ British manufactures,” to see
what could be got by bullying ‘‘ the pakeha,” and to
whom a good display of physical force was the only
argument worth notice. These gentry generally came
from a long distance, made a sudden appearance, and,
thanks to my faithful retainers, who, as a matter of
course, were all bound to fight for me, though I
should have found it hard to get much work out of
them, made as sudden a retreat, though on one or two
occasions, when my standing army were accidentally
absent, I had to do battle single-handed. I think I
have promised somewhere that I would perform a
single combat for the amusement of the ladies, and so
I may as well do it now as at any other time. I
shall, therefore, recount a little affair I had with one
of these gentry, as it is indeed quite necessary I should,
if I am to give any true idea of ‘“‘ the good old times.”
I must, however, protest against the misdeeds of a few
ruffians—human wolves—being charged against the
whole of their countrymen. At the time I am speaking
of, the only restraint on such people was the fear of
me
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retaliation, and the consequence was, that often a
dare-devil savage would run a long career of murder,
robbery, and outrage before meeting with a check,
simply from the terror he inspired, and the “luck”
which often accompanies outrageous daring. Ata
time, however, and in a country like New Zealand,
where every man was a fighting man or nothing, these
esperadoes, sooner or later, came to grief, being at
last invariably shot, or run through the body, by
some sturdy freeholder, whose rights they had in-
vaded. I had two friends staying with me, young
men who had come to see me from the neighbouring
colonies, and to take a summer tour in New Zealand;
and it so happened that no less than three times
during my absence from home, and when I had taken
almost all my people along with me, my castle had
been invaded by one of the most notorious ruffians
who had ever been an impersonation of, or lived by,
the law of force. This interesting specimen of the
genus homo had, on the last of these visits, demanded
that my friends should hand over to him one pair of
blankets; but as the prospectus he produced, with
respect to payment, was not at all satisfactory, my
friends declined to enter into the speculation, the
more particularly as the blankets were mine. Our
freebooting acquaintance then, to explain his views
more clearly, knocked both my friends down; threat-
ened to kill them both with his tomahawk; then
rushed into the bed-room, dragged out all the bed-
clothes, and burnt them on the kitchen fire.
This last affair was rather displeasing to me. I
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held to the theory that every Englishman’s house was
his castle, and was moreover rather savage at my
guests having been so roughly handled. I in fact
began to feel that though I had up to this time
managed to hold my own pretty well, I was at last
in danger of falling under the imposition of “ black
mail,” and losing my status as an independent poten-
tate—a rangatira of the first water. I then and there
declared loudly that it was well for the offender that
I had not been at home, and that if ever he tried his
tricks with me he would find out his mistake. These
declarations of war, I perceived, were heard by my
men in a sort of incredulous silence, (silence in New
Zealand gives dis-sent,) and though the fellows were
stout chaps, who would not mind a row with any
ordinary mortal, I verily believe they would have all
ran at the first appearance of this redoubted ruffian.
Indeed his antecedents had been such as might have
almost been their excuse. He had killed several men
in fair fight, and had also—as was well known—com-
mitted two most diabolical murders, one of which was
on his own wife, a fine young woman, whose brains
he blew out at half a second’s notice for no further
provocation than this :—He was sitting in the verandah
of his house, and told her to bring him a light for his
pipe. She, being occupied in domestic affairs, said,
“ Can’t you fetch it yourself? I am going for water.”
She had the calibash in her hand and their infant
child on her back. He snatched up his gun and
instantly shot her dead on the spot; and I had heard
him afterwards describing quite coolly the comical
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way in which her brains had been knocked out by
the shot with which the gun was loaded. He also
had, for some trifling provocation, lopped off the arm
of his own brother or cousin, I forget which, and was,
altogether, from his tremendous bodily strength and
utter insensibility to danger, about as “ugly a
customer” as one would care to meet.
I am now describing a regular Maori ruffian of the
good old times, the natural growth of a state of society
wherein might was to a very great extent right, and
where bodily strength and courage were almost the
sole qualities for which a man was respected or
valued. He was a bullet-headed, scowling, bow-
legged, broad-shouldered, herculean savage, and all
these qualifications combined made him unquestion-
ably “a great rangatira,” and, as he had never been
defeated, his mana was in full force.
A few weeks after the affair of the blankets, as I
was sitting all alone reading a Sydney newspaper,
which, being only a year old, was highly interesting,
my iriends and all my natives having gone on an
expedition to haul a large fishing net, who should I
see enter the room and squat down on the floor, as if
taking permanent possession, but the amiable and
highly interesting individual I have taken so much
trouble to describe. He said nothing, but his posture
and countenance spoke whole volumes of defiance
and murderous intent. He had heard of the threats
I had made against him, and there he was, let me
turn him outif I dare. That was his meaning—there
was no mistaking it.
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I have all my life been an admirer of the swaviter
in modo, though it is quite out of place in New
Zealand. If you tell a man—a Maori I mean—in a
gentle tone of voice and with a quiet manner, that if
he continues a given line of conduct you will begin to
commence to knock him down, he simply disbelieves
you, and thereby forces you to do that which, if you
could have persuaded yourself to have spoken very
uncivilly at first, there would have been no occasion
for, I have seen many proofs of this, and though I
have done my best for many years to improve the
understanding of my Maori friends in this particular,
I find still there are but very few who can understand
at all how it is possible that the swaviter ir modo can
be combined with the fortiter in re. They in fact
can’t understand it for some reason perfectly inexplic-
able to me. It was, however, quite a matter of in-
difference, I could perceive, how I should open pro-
ceedings with my friend, as he evidently meant
mischief. ‘‘Habit is second nature,” so I instinctively
took to the suaviter. “ Friend,” said I, in a very
mild tone and with as amiable a smile as I could get
up, in spite of a certain clenching of the teeth which
somehow came on me at the moment, ‘‘ my advice to
you is to be off.” Heseemed to nestle himself firmer
in his seat, and- made no answer but a scowl of
defiance. “I am thinking, friend, that this is my
house,” said I, and springing upon him I placed my
foot to his shoulder, and gave a shove which would
have sent most people heels over head. Not so, how-
ever, with my friend. It shook him, certainly, a
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little; but in an instant, as quick as lightning, and as
it appeared with a single motion, he bounded from
the ground, flung his mat away over his head, and
struck a furious blow at my head with his tomahawk.
I escaped instant death by a quickness equal to or
greater than his own. My eye was quick, and so was
my arm; life was at stake. I caught the tomahawk
in full descent; the edge grazed my hand; but my
arm, stiffened like a bar of iron, arrested the blow.
He made one furious, but ineffectual, effort to tear the
tomahawk from my grasp; and then we seized one
another round the middle, and struggled like maniacs
in the endeavour to dash each other against the boarded
floor, I holding on for dear life to the tomahawk, and
making desperate efforts to get it from him, but with-
out a chance of success, as it was fastened to his wrist
by a strong thong of leather. He was, as I soon
found, somewhat stronger than me, and heavier; but
I was as active as a cat, and as long-winded as an
emu, and very far from weak. At last he got a wiri
round my leg ; and had it not been for the table on
which we both fell, and which, in smashing to pieces,
broke our fall, | might have been disabled, and in
that case instantly tomahawked. We now rolled
over and over on the floor like two mad bulldogs; he
trying to bite, and I trying to stun him by dashing
his bullet head against the floor. Up again!—still
both holding on to the tomahawk. Another furious
struggle, in the course of which both our heads, and
half our bodies, were dashed through the two glass
windows in the room, and every single article of fur-
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niture was reduced to atoms. Down again, rolling
like mad, and dancing about amongst the rubbish—
the wreck of the house. By this time we were both
covered with blood from various wounds, received I
don’t know how. I had been all this time fighting
under a great disadvantage, for my friend was trying
to kill me, and I was only trying to disarm and tie
him up—a much harder thing than to kill My
reason for going to this trouble was, that as there
were no witnesses to the row, if I killed him, I might
have had serious difficulties with his tribe. Up again;
another terrific tussle for the tomahawk; down again
with a crash; and so this life or death battle went on,
down and up, up and down, for a full hour. At last
I perceived that my friend was getting weaker, and
felt that victory was only now a question of time. 1,
so far from being fatigued, was even stronger.
Another desperate wrestling match. I lifted my
friend high in my arms, and dashed him, panting,
furious, foaming at the mouth, but beaten, against the
ground. There he lies; the worshipper of force. His
god has deserted him. But no, not yet. He has one
more chance, and a fatal one it nearly proved to me.
I began to unfasten the tomahawk from his wrist.
An odd expression came over his countenance. He
spoke for the first time. “Enough, I am beaten; let
me rise.” Now I had often witnessed the manly and
becoming manner in which some Maoris can take
defeat, when they have been defeated in what they
consider fair play. I had also ceased to fear my
friend, and so incautiously let go his left arm. Like
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lightning he snatched at a large carving fork which,
unperceived by me, was lying on the floor amongst
the smashed furniture and débris of my household
effects ; his fingers touched the handle, and it rolled
away out of his reach, and my life was saved. He
then struck me with all his remaining force on the
side of the head, causing the blood to flow out of my
mouth. One more short struggle, and he was con-
quered. But now I had at last got angry. The
drunkenness, the exhilaration of fight, which comes
on some constitutions, was fairly on me. I had also
a consciousness that now I must kill my man, or,
sooner or later, he would kill me. I thought of the
place I would bury him ; how I would stun him first
with the back of the tomahawk, to prevent too much
blood being seen ; how I would then carry him off (I
could carry two such men now, easy). I would
murder him and cover him up. I unwound the
tomahawk from his wrist: he was passive and help-
less now. I wished he was stronger, and told him to
get up and “die standing,” as his countrymen say.
I clutched the tomahawk for the coup-de-grace, (I
can’t help it, young ladies, the devil is in me,)—at
this instant a thundering sound of feet is heard,—
a whole tribe are coming! Now am I either lost or
saved !—saved from doing that which I should after-
wards repent, though constrained by necessity to do
it. The rush of charging feet comes closer. In an
instant comes dashing and smashing through doors
and windows, in breathless haste and alarm, a whole
tribe of friends. Small ceremony now with my an-
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tagonist. He was dragged by the heels, stamped on,
kicked, and thrown half-dead, or nearly quite dead,
into his canoe. All the time we had been fighting a
little slave imp of a boy belonging to my antagonist
had been loading the canoe with my goods and chat-
tels, and had managed to make a very fair plunder of
it. These were all now brought back by my friends,
except one cloth jacket, which happened to be con-
cealed under the wharikt, and which I only mention
because I remember that the attempt to recover it
some time afterwards cost one of my friends his life.
The savage scoundrel who had so nearly done for
me, broke two of his ribs, and so otherwise injured
him that he never recovered, and died after lingering
about a year. My friends were going on a journey,
and had called to see me as they passed. They saw
the slave boy employed as I have stated, and knowing
to whom he belonged had rushed at once to the
rescue, little expecting to find me alive. I may as
well now dispose of this friend of mine by giving his
after history. He for a long time after our fight
went continually armed with a double gun, and said
he would shoot me wherever he met me; he how-
ever had had enough of attacking me in my “ castle,”
and so did not call there any more. I also went
continually armed, and took care also to have always
some of my people at hand. After this, this fellow
committed two more murders, and also killed in fair
fight with his own hand the first man in a native
battle, in which the numbers on each side were about
three hundred, and which I witnessed. The man he
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killed was a remarkably fine young fellow, a great
favourite of mine. At last, having attacked and
attempted to murder another native, he was shot
through the heart by the person he attempted to
murder, and fell dead on the spot, and so there died
““a oreat rangatira.” His tribe quietly buried him
and said no more about it, which showed their sense
of right. Had he been killed in what they considered
an unjust manner, they would have revenged his
death at any cost; but I have no doubt they themselves
were glad to get rid of him, for he was a terror to all
about him. I have been in many a scrape both by sea
and land, but I must confess that I never met a more
able hand at an argument than this Maori rangatira.
I have not mentioned my friend’s name with whom
I had this discussion on the rights of Englishmen,
because he has left a son, who is a great rangatira,
and who might feel displeased if I was too particular,
and I am not quite so able now to carry out a “‘ face-
to-face”’ policy as I was a great many years ago;
besides there is a sort of ‘honour amongst thieves”
‘ feeling between myself and my Maori friends on
certain matters which we mutually understand are
not for the ears of the “‘ new people.”
Now, ladies, I call that a fairish good fight, con-
sidering no one is killed on either side. I promise to
be good in future and to keep the peace, if people
will let me; and indeed, I may as well mention, that
from that day to this I have never had occasion to
explain again to a Maori how it is that “every
Englishman’s house is his castle.”
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‘Fair play is a jewel;” and I will here, as bound
in honour to do, declare that I have met amongst
the natives with men who would.be a credit to any
nation; men on whom nature had plainly stamped
the mark of “‘ Noble,” of the finest bodily form, quick
and intelligent in mind, polite and brave, and capable
of the most self-sacrificing acts for the good of others;
patient, forbearing, and affectionate in their families;
in a word, gentlemen. These men were the more
remarkable, as they had grown up surrounded by a
set of circumstances of the most unfavourable kind
for the development of the qualities of which they
were possessed; and I have often looked on with
admiration, when I have seen them protesting against,
and endeavouring to restrain some of, the dreadful
barbarities of their countrymen.
As for the Maori people in general, they are neither
so good or so bad as their friends and enemies have
painted them, and I suspect are pretty much like
what almost any other people would have become, if
subjected for ages to the same external circumstances.
For ages they have struggled against necessity in all
its shapes. This has given to them a remarkable
greediness for gain in every visible and immediately
tangible form. It has even left its mark on their
language. Without the aid of iron the most trifling
tool or utensil could only be purchased by an enor-
mously disproportionate outlay of labour in its con-
struction, and, in consequence, became precious to a
degree scarcely conceivable by people of civilised and
wealthy countries. This great value attached to
OLD NEW ZEALAND. 79
personal property of all kinds, increased proportion-
ately the temptation to plunder; and where no law
existed, or could exist, of sufficient force to repress
the inclination, every man, as a natural consequence,
became a soldier, if it were only for the defence of
his own property and that of those who were banded
with him—his tribe, or family. From this state of
things regular warfare arose, as a matter of course;
the military art was studied as a science, and brought
to great perfection as applied to the arms used; and
a marked military character was given to the people.
The necessity of labour, the necessity of warfare, and
a temperate climate, gave them strength of body,
accompanied by a perseverance and energy of mind
perfectly astonishing. With rude and blunt stones
they felled the giant kauri—toughest of pines; and
from it, in process of time, at an expense of labour,
perseverance, and ingenuity perfectly astounding to
those who know what it really was—produced, carved,
painted, and inlaid, a masterpiece of art, and an object
of beauty—the war canoe, capable of carrying a hun-
dred men on a distant expedition, through the boister-
ous seas surrounding their island.
As a consequence of their warlike habits and cha-
racter, they are self-possessed and confident in them-
selves and their own powers, and have much diplo-
matic finesse and casuistry at command. Their
intelligence causes them theoretically to acknowledge
the benefits of law, which they see established
amongst us, but their hatred of restraint causes them
practically to abhor and resist its full enforcement
80 OLD NEW ZEALAND.
amongst themselves. Doubting our professions of
friendship, fearing our ultimate designs, led astray
by false friends, possessed of that “little learning”
which is, in their case, most emphatically ‘a dan-
gerous thing,” divided amongst themselves,—such
are the people with whom we are now in contact,—
such the people to whom, for our own safety and
their preservation, we must give new laws and insti-
tutions, new habits of life, new ideas, sentiments, and
informationn—whom we must either civilise or by
our mere contact exterminate. How is this to be
done? Let me see. I think I shall answer this
question when I am prime minister.
1 PRINTER’S Duvin:—How is this to be done P—which ? what?
—how ?—civilise or exterminate? PaxkEena Maort:—LHaha mau!
CHAPTER VIL.
Excitement caused by first contact with Huropeans.—The two
great institutions of Maori land.—The Muru.—The Tapu.—
Instances of legal robbery.—Descriptions and Examples of the
Muru.—Profit and loss.—Explanation of some of the workings
of the law of Muru.
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HE natives have been for fifty years or
é more in a continual state of excitement
ni; hex on one subject or another, which has
<3) hada markedly bad effect on their cha-
racter and physical condition, as I shall by-and-by
take occasion to point out. When the first strag-
gling ships came here the smallest bit of iron was a
prize so inestimable that I might be thought to exag-
gerate were I to tell the bare truth on the subject.
The excitement and speculation caused by a ship
being seen off the coast was immense. Where would
she anchor? What zron could be got from her?
Would it be possible to seize her? The oracle was
consulted, preparations were made to follow her along
the coast, even through an enemy’s country, at all
risks; and when she disappeared she was not for-
gotten, and would continue long to be the subject of
anxious expectation and speculation.
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82 OLD NEW ZEALAND.
After this, regular trading began. The great mad-
ness then was for muskets and gunpowder. A furious
competition was kept up. Should any tribe fail to
procure a stock of these articles as soon as its neigh-
bours, extermination was its probable doom. We
may then imagine the excitement, the over-labour,
the hardship, the starvation (occasioned by crops
neglected whilst labouring to produce flax or other
commodity demanded in payment)—I say imagine,
but I have seen at least part of it.
After the demand for arms was supplied, came a
perfect furore for iron tools, instruments of husbandry,
clothing, and all kinds of pakeha manufactures.
These things having been quite beyond their means
while they were supplying themselves with arms,
they were in the most extreme want of them, parti-
cularly iron tools. A few years ago the madness
ran upon horses and cattle; and now young New
Zealand believes in nothing but money, and they
are continually tormenting themselves with plans to
acquire it in large sums at once, without the trouble
of slow and saving industry, which, as applied to the
accumulation of money, they neither approve of nor
understand; nor will:they ever, as a people, take this
mode till convinced that money, like everything else —
of value, can only be procured as a rule by giving
full value for it, either in labour or the produce of
labour.
- Here I am, I find, again before my story. Right.
down to the present time talking of ‘young New
Zealand,” and within a hair’s-breadth of settling
OLD NEW ZEALAND. 85
“the Maori difficulty ” without having been paid for
it, which would have been a great oversight, and con-
trary to the customs of New Zealand. | must go back.
There were in the old times two great institutions,
which reigned with iron rod in Maori land—the Tapu
and the Muru. Pakehas who knew no better, called
the muru simply ‘‘ robbery,” because the word muru,
in its common signification, means to plunder. But
I speak of the regular legalized and established
system of plundering as penalty for offences, which
in a rough way resembled our law by which a man is
obliged to pay “damages.” Great abuses had, how-
ever, crept into this system—so great, indeed, as to
render the retention of any sort of moveable pro-
perty almost an impossibility, and to, in a great mea-
sure, discourage the inclination to labour for its ac-
quisition. These great inconveniences were, how-
ever, met, or in some degree softened, by an expe-
dient of a peculiarly Maori nature, which I shall by-
and-by explain. The offences for which people were
plundered were sometimes of a nature which, to a
mere pakeha, would seem curious. A man’s child
fell in the fire and was almost burnt to death. The
father was immediately plundered to an extent that
almost left him without the means of subsistence:
fishing nets, canoes, pigs, provisions—all went. His
canoe upset, and he and all his family narrowly
escaped drowning—some were, perhaps, drowned.
He was immediately robbed, and well pummelled
with a club into the bargain, if he was not good at
the science of self-defence—the club part of the
84. OLD NEW ZEALAND.
eeremony being always fairly administered one against
one, and after fair warning given to defend himself.
He might be clearing some land for potatoes, burning
off the fern, and the fire spreads farther than he in-
tended, and gets into a wahi tapu or burial-ground.
No matter whether any one has been buried in it or
no for the last hundred years, he is tremendously
robbed. In fact, for ten thousand different causes a
man might be robbed; and I can really imagine a
case in which a man for scratching his own head
might be legally robbed. Now, as the enforcers
of this law were also the parties who received
the damages, as well as the judges of the amount,
which in many cases (such as that of the burnt
child) would be everything they could by any means
lay hands on, it is easy to perceive that under
such a system personal property was an evanescent
sort of thing altogether. These executions or dis-
traints were never resisted; indeed, in many cases, as
I shall explain by-and-by, it would have been felt as
a slight, and even an insult, not to be robbed; the
sacking of a man’s establishment being often taken as
a high compliment, especially if his head was broken
into the bargain; and to resist the execution would
not only have been looked upon as mean and dis- |
graceful in the highest degree, but at would have de-
barred the contemptible individual from the privilege of
robbing his neighbours, which was the compensating
expedient I have alluded to. All this may seem a
waste of words to my pakeha Maori readers, to whom
these things have become such matters of course as
OLD NEW ZEALAND. 85
to be no longer remarkable; but I have remembered
that there are so many new people in the country
who don’t understand the beauty of being knocked
down and robbed, that I shall say a few more words
on the subject.
The tract of country inhabited bya single tribe
might be say from forty to a hundred miles square,
and the different villages of the different sections of
the tribe would be scattered over this area at different
distances from each other. We will, by way of illus-
trating the working of the muru system, take the case
of the burnt child. Soon after the accident it would
be heard of in the neighbouring villages; the family
of the mother are probably the inhabitants of one of
them; they have, according to the law of muru, the
first and greatest right to clean out the afflicted
father—a child being considered to belong to the
family of the mother more than to that of the father
—in fact it is their child, who the father has the
rearing of. The child was moreover a promising
lump of a boy, the makings of a future warrior, and
consequently very valuable to the whole tribe in
general, but to the mother’s family in particular.
“ A pretty thing to let him get spoiled.” Then he is
a boy of good family, a rangatira by birth, and it
would never do to let the thing pass without making
a noise about it. That would be an insult to the
dignity of the families of both father and mother.
Decidedly, besides being robbed, the father must be
assaulted with the spear. True, he is a famous
spearman, and for his own credit must “ hurt” some
86 OLD NEW ZHALAND.
one or another if attacked. But this is of no conse-
quence; a flesh wound more or less deep is to be
counted on; and then think of the plunder! It is
against the law of muru that any one should be killed,
and first blood ends the duel. Then the natural
affection of all the child’s relations is great. They
are all ina great state of excitement, and trying to
remember how many canoes, and pigs, and other
valuable articles, the father has got: for this must be
a clean sweep. } thought I, “if one half of the world
| @)\ does not know how the other half live,
neither do they know how they die.”
Some days after this a deputation arrived to deliver
up my old friend’s mere. It was a weapon of great
mana, and was delivered with some little ceremony.
I perceive now I have written this word mana several
times, and think I may as well explain what it means.
I think this the more necessary as the word has
been bandied about a good deal of late years, and
meanings often attached to it by Europeans which
are incorrect, but which the natives sometimes accept
because it suits their purpose. This same word mana
has several different meanings, and the difference
between these diverse meanings is sometimes very
great, and sometimes only a mere shade of meaning,
though one very necessary to observe; and it is,
ile
OLD NEW ZEALAND. 175
therefore, quite impossible to find any one single
word in English, or in any other language that I have
any acquaintance with, which will give the meaning
of mana. And, moreover, though I myself do know
all the meanings and different shades of meaning
properly belonging to the word, I find a great diffi-
culty in explaining them; but as I have begun, the
thing must be done. It will also be a tough word
disposed of to my hand, when I come to write my
Maori dictionary, in a hundred volumes, which, if I
begin soon, I hope to have finished before the Maori
is a dead language.
Now then for mana. Virtus, prestige, authority,
good fortune, influence, sanctity, luck, are all words
which, under certain conditions, give something near
the meaning of mana, though not one of them give it
exactly; but before I am done, the reader shall have
a reasonable notion (for a pakeha) of what it is.
Mana sometimes means a more than natural virtue
or power attaching to some person or thing, dif-
ferent from and independent of the ordinary na-
tural conditions of either, and capable of either
increase or diminution, both from known and un-
known causes. The mana of a priest or tohunga
is proved by the truth of his predictions, as well as
the success of his incantations, which same incantations,
performed by another person, of inferior mana, would
have no effect. Consequently, this description of
mana is a virtue, or more than natural or ordinary
condition attaching to the priest himself, and which
176 OLD NEW ZEALAND.
he may become possessed of and also lose without
any volition of his own. When
* Apollo from his shrine,
No longer could divine,
The hollow steep of Delphos sadly leaving,”—
Then the oracle had lost its mana.
Then there is the doctor’s mana. The Maori
doctors in the old times did not deal much in “ sim-
ples,” but they administered large doses of mana.
Now when most of a doctor’s patients recovered, his
mana was supposed to be in full feather; but if, as
will happen sometimes to the best practitioners, a
number of patients should slip through his fingers
seriatim, then his mana was suspected to be getting
weak, and he would not be liable to be ‘“ knocked
up” as frequently as formerly.
Mana in another sense is the accompaniment of
power, but not the power itself; nor is it even in
this sense exactly ‘‘ authority,” according to the strict
meaning of that word, though it comes very near it.
This is the chief’s mana. Let him lose the power,
and the mana is gone; but mind you do not translate
mana as power; that won’t do: they are two different
things entirely. Of this nature also is the mana of a
tribe; but this is not considered to be the super-
deel kind of mana.
Then comes the mana of a warrior. Uninterrupted
success in war proves it. It has a slight touch of the
supernatural, but not much. Good fortune comes
near the meaning, but is just a little too weak. The
OLD NEW ZEALAND. 177
warrior’s mana is just a little something more than
bare good fortune; a severe defeat would shake it
terribly; two or three in succession would show that
it was gone: but before leaving him, some superna-
turally ominous occurrence might be expected to
take place, such as are said to have happened before
the deaths of Julius Cesar, Marcus Antonius, or
Brutus. Let not any one smile at my, even in the
most distant way, comparing the old Maori warriors
with these illustrious Romans, for if they do, I shall
answer that some of the old Maori 7oa were thought
as much of in thew world, as any Greek or Roman
of old was in his; and, moreover, that it is my pri-
vate opinion, that if the best of them could only have
met my friend “ Lizard Skin,” in his best days, and
would take off his armour and fight fair, that the
aforesaid “ Lizard Skin” would have tickled him to
his heart’s content with the point of his spear.
A fortress often assailed but never taken has a
mana, and one of a high description too. The name
of the fortress becomes a pepeha, a war boast or
motto, and a war cry of encouragement or defiance,
like the slogan of the ancient Highlanders in Scotland.
A spear, a club, or a mere, may have a mana, which
in most cases means that it is a lucky weapon which
good fortune attends, if the bearer minds what he is
about; but some weapons of the old times had a
stronger mana than this, like the mana of the en-
chanted weapons we read of in old romances or fairy
tales. Let any one who likes give an English word
for this kind of mana. I have done with it.
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178 OLD NEW ZHALAND.
I had once a tame pig, which, before heavy rain,
would always cut extraordinary capers and squeak
like mad. Every pakeha said he was “ weather-
wise;” but all the Maori said it was a “ poaka what
manda,” a pig possessed of mana; wz had more than
natural powers and could foretell rain.
If ever this talk about the good old times be
printed and published, and every one buy it, and
read it, and quote it, and believe every word in it, as
they ought, seeing that every word is true, then it
will be a puka puka what mana, a book of mana; and
I shall have a high opinion of the good sense and
good taste of the New Zealand public.
When the law of England is the law of New Zea-
land, and the Queen’s writ will run, then both the
Queen and the law will have great mana; but I don’t
think either will ever happen, and so neither will
have any mana of consequence.
If the reader has not some faint notion of mana by
this time, I can’t help it; I can’t do any better for
him. I must confess I have not pleased myself.
Any European language can be translated easily
enough into any other; but to translate Maori into
English is much harder to do than is supposed by
those who do it every day with ease, but who do not _
know their own language or any other but Maori
perfectly. |
I am always blowing up “ Young New Zealand,”
and calling them “reading, riting, rethmatiking”
vagabonds, who will never equal their fathers; but I
mean it all for their own good—(poor things !)—like
a father scolding his children. But one does get
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OLD NHW ZHALAND. 179
vexed sometimes. Their grandfathers, if they had
no backs, had at least good legs, but the grandsons
can’t walk a day’s journey to save their lives; they
must ride. The other day I saw a young chap ona
good horse; he had a black hat and polished Wel-
lingtons; his hat was cocked knowingly to one side;
he was jogging along, with one hand jingling the
money in his pocket; and may I never see another
war dance, if the hardened villain was not whistling
‘“‘Pop goes the weasel!” What will all this end in?
My only hope is in a handy way (to give them
their due) which they have with a tupara; and this
is why I don’t think the law will have much mana
here in my time,—I mean the pakeha law; for to say
the worst of them, they are not yet so far demoralized
as to stand any nonsense of that kind, which is a com-
fort to think of. I am a loyal subject to Queen
Victoria, but I am also a member of a Maori tribe;
and I hope I may never see this country so enslaved
and tamed that a single rascally policeman, with
nothing but a bit of paper in his hand, can come
and take a rangatira away from the middle of his
hapu, and have him hanged for something of no con-
sequence at all, except that it is against the law.
What would old “Lizard Skin” say to it? His
grandson certainly is now a magistrate, and if any-
thing is stolen from a:‘pakeha, he will get it back, #7
he can, and won’t stick to it, because he gets a salary
in lieu thereof; but he has told me certain matters in
confidence, and which I therefore cannot disclose. I
can only hint there was something said about the
law, and driving the pakeha into the sea.
180 OLD NEW ZHALAND.
I must not trust myself to write on these matters.
I get so confused, I feel just as if I was two different
persons at the same time. Sometimes I find myself
thinking on the Maori side, and then just afterwards
wondering if ‘* we” can lick the Maori, and set the
law upon its legs, which is the only way to do it. I
therefore hope the reader will make allowance for
any little apparent inconsistency in my ideas, as I
really cannot help it.
I belong to both parties, and I don’t care a straw
which wins; but I am sure we shall have fighting.
Men must fight; or else what are they made for?
Twenty years ago, when I heard military men talking
of ‘‘marching through New Zealand with fifty men,”
I was called a fool because I said they could not do
it with five hundred. NowTI am also thought foolish
by civilians, because I say we can conquer New
Zealand with our present available means, if we set
the right way about it (which we won’t). So hurrah
again for the Maori! We shall drive the pakeha
into the sea, and send the law after them! If we
can do it, we are right; and if the pakeha beat us,
they will be right too. God save the Queen!
So now, my Maori tribe, and also my pakeha coun-
‘trymen, I shall conclude this book with good advice ;
and be sure you take notice; it is given to both par-
ties. It is a sentence from the last speech of old
“ Lizard Skin.” It is to you both. ‘Be brave, that
you may live.”
VERBUM SAPIENTI.
HISTORY OF THE WAR IN THE NORTH
OF NEW ZEALAND AGAINST
THE CHIEF HEKE,
IN THE YEAR 1845;
TOLD BY AN OLD CHIEF OF THE
NGAPUHI TRIBE.
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PREFACE.
oo. little tale is an endeavour to call back some shadows
from the past: a picture of things which have left no
record but this imperfect sketch. The old settlers of New
Zealand—my fellow pioneers—will, I hope, recognize the like-
ness. To those who have more recently sought these shores, I
hope it may be interesting. To all it is respectfully presented.
HISTORY OF THE WAR IN THE NORTH
OF NEW ZEALAND AGAINST
THE CHIEF HEKE.
(ANY years ago, Hongi Ika, the great
&) warrior chief of New Zealand, was
4(@ dying. His relations, friends, and
Se tribe were collected around him, and
he then spoke to them in these words: “ Children
and friends, pay attention to my last words. After
I am gone, be kind to the missionaries, be kind also
to the other Europeans; welcome them to the shore,
trade with them, protect them, and live with them as
one people; but if ever there should land on this
shore a people who wear red garments, who do no
work, who neither buy nor sell, and who always have
arms in their hands, then be aware that these are a
people called soldiers, a dangerous people, whose only
occupation is war. When you see them, make war
1 Hongi was shot through the body at Mangamuka, in Ho-
kianga, of which wound he died, after lingering some years,
The speech here given was not spoken on the day of his death,
but some time before, when he saw he could not recover.
184 HEEIS WAR IN - THE
against them. Then, O my children, be brave! then,
O friends, be strong! Be brave that you may not be
enslaved, and that your country may not become the
possession of strangers.” And having said these
words, he died.
After this, years passed away, and the pakeha
increased in numbers, and were spread over the
whole country, and traded with the Maori, and lived
with them, and the Maori were pleased with them,
for they got from them plenty of gunpowder, and
tomahawks, and blankets, and all the wealth of the
pakeha became theirs, and there was no fighting
between them, but all lived together as friends.
More years passed away, and then came a chief of
the pakeha who we heard was called a Governor.
We were very glad of his arrival, because we heard
he was a great chief, and we thought, he being a
great chief, would have more blankets and tobacco
and muskets than any of the other pakeha people,
and that he would often give us plenty of these things
for nothing. The reason we thought so was because
all the other pakeha often made us presents of things
of great value, besides what we got from them by
trading. Who would not have thought as we did?
The next thing we heard was, that the Governor
was travelling all over the country with a large piece
of paper, asking all the chiefs to write their names or
make marks on it. We heard, also, that the Nga-
puhi chiefs, who had made marks or written on that
paper, had been given tobacco, and flour, and sugar,
and many other things, for having done so.
NORTH OF NEW ZHALAND. 185
We all tried to find out the reason why the
Governor was so anxious to get us to make these
marks. Some of us thought the Governor wanted to
bewitch all the chiefs,’ but our pakeha friends laughed
at this, and told us that the people of Europe did not
know how to bewitch people. Some told us one
thing, some another. Some said the Governor only
wanted our consent to remain, to be a chief over the
pakeha people; others said he wanted to be chief
over both pakeha and Maori. We did not know
what to think, but were all anxious he might come to
us soon; for we were afraid that all his blankets,
and tobacco, and other things would be gone before
he came to our part of the country, and that he would
have nothing left to pay us for making our marks on
his paper.
Well, it was not long before the Governor came,
and with him came other pakeha chiefs, and also
people who could speak Maori; so we all gathered
together, chiefs and slaves, women and children, and
went to meet him; and when we met the Governor,
the speaker of Maori told us that if we put our names,
The Governor made some presents of no great value to
some of the natives who signed the Treaty of Waitangi, and a
report in consequence got about, as is related here, that he was
paying a high price for signatures. Many suppositions and
guesses were made by the ignorant natives of the part of the
country alluded to in the story, as to what could be the reason
he was so desirous to get these names written on his paper, and
many sugcested that he had some sinister design, probably that
of bewitching them.
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or even made any sort of a mark, on that paper, the
Governor would then protect us, and prevent us from
being robbed of our cultivated land, and our timber
land, and everything else which belonged to us.
Some of the people were very much alarmed when
they heard this, for they thought that perhaps a great
war expedition was coming against us from some
distant country, to destroy us all; others said he was
only trying to frighten us. The speaker of Maori
then went on to tell us certain things, but the mean-
ing of what he said was so closely concealed we never
have found it out.t| One thing we understood well,
however; for he told us plainly that if we wrote on
the Governor’s paper, one of the consequences would
be that great numbers of pakeha would come to this
country to trade with us, that we should have abun-
dance of valuable goods, and that before long there
would be great towns, as large as Kororareka, in
every harbour in the whole island. We were very
glad to hear this; for we never could up to this time
get half muskets or gunpowder enough, or blankets,
1 When a native says anything for which he thinks he may
at some future time be called to account, he so wraps his ideas
up in figurative and ambiguous terms as to leave him perfectly
free, should he think fit, to give a directly contrary meaning to ~
that which is most obvious at the time he speaks. Some natives
are very clever at this, but it often happens that a fellow makes
such a bungle of the business as to leave no meaning at all of
any sort. This is what the narrator of the story means when
he says, “the meaning of what the speaker of Maori said was
closely concealed,” which is a polite Maori way of saying that
he was talking nonsense.
NORTH OF NEW ZEALAND. 187
or tobacco, or axes, or anything. We also believed
what the speaker of Maori told us, because we saw
that our old pakeha friends who came with us to see
the Governor believed it.
After the speaker of Maori had ceased, then Te
Tao Nui and some other chiefs came forward and
wrote on the Governor’s paper; and Te Tao Nui
went up to the Governor, and took the Governor’s
hand in his and licked it! We did not much lke
this; we all thought it so undignified. We were very
much surprised that a chief such as Te Tao Nui
should do so; but Te Tao Nui is a man who knows a
great deal about the customs of the pakeha; he has
been to Port Jackson in a ship, and he, seeing our
surprise, told us that when the great pakeha chiefs go
to see the King or Queen of England they do the
same, so we saw then that it was a straight proceed-
ing. But after Te Tao Nui and other chiefs had made
marks and written on the Governor’s paper, the
Governor did not give them anything. We did not
like this, so some other chiefs went forward, and said
to the Governor, “Pay us first, and we will write
afterwards.” A chief from Omanaia said, ‘“ Put
money in my left hand, and I will write my name
with my right,’ and so he held out his hand to the
Governor for the money; but the Governor shook his
head and seemed displeased, and said he would not
pay them for writing on the paper.
Now, when all the people saw this they were very
much vexed, and began to say one to another, “It is
wasting our labour coming here to see this Governor,”
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and the chiefs began to get up and make speeches.
One said, “ Come here, Governor; go back to Eng-
Jand ;” and another said, ‘ I am Governor in my own
country, there shall be no other ;” and Paapahia said,
‘“ Remain here and be Governor of this island, and I
will go to England and be King of England, and if
the people of England accept me for their King it will
be quite just; otherwise you do not remain here.”
Then many other chiefs began to speak, and there was
a great noise and confusion, and the people began to
go away, and the paper was lying there, but there was
no one to write on it. The Governor looked vexed,
and his face was very red. At this time some pakehas
went amongst the crowd, and said to them, ‘‘ You
are foolish; the Governor intends to pay you when all
the writing is done, but it is not proper that he should
promise to do so; it would be said you only wrote
your names for pay; this, according to our ideas,
would be a very wrong thing.” When we heard this
we all began to write as fast as we could, for we were
all very hungry with listening and talking so long,
and we wanted to go to get something to eat, and we
were also in a hurry to see what the Governor was
going to give us; and all the slaves wanted to write
their names, so that the Governor might think they ~
were chiefs, and pay them; but the chiefs would not
let them, for they wanted all the payment for them-
selves. I and all my family made our marks, and we
then went to get something to eat; but we found our
food not half done, for the women and slaves who
should have looked after the cooking were all mad
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about the Governor, so when I saw that the food was
not sufficiently done, I was aware that something bad
would come of this business.’
Next morning the things came with which the
Governor intended to pay us for writing our names,
but there was not much tobacco, and only few blan-
kets ;? and when they were divided some of the chiefs
had nothing, others got only a few figs of tobacco,
some one blanket, others two. I got for myself and
all my sons, and my two brothers, and my three
wives, only two blankets. I thought it was too little,
and was going to return them, but my brother per-
suaded me to keep them; so we got into our canoe to
go home, and on the way home we began to say,
‘Who shall have the blankets?” And so we began
to quarrel about them. One of my brothers then
said, ‘“‘ Let us cut them in pieces, and give every one
a piece.” I saw there was going to be a dispute
about them, and said, “‘ Let us send them back.” So
we went ashore at the house of a pakeha, and got a
pen and some paper, and my son, who could write,
wrote a letter for us all to the Governor, telling him
to take back the blankets, and to cut our names out
1 This is a common native superstition. The natives believe
in omens of a thousand different kinds, and amongst others
think it a very bad omen if, on an occasion when any business
of importance is on hand, the food happens to be served under-
done ; or before a battle it is a particularly bad omen.
2 These presents were given to the natives, and, in their
matter-of-fact manner, understood to be payment for signing the
treaty.
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of the paper, and then my two brothers and my sons
went back and found the Governor in a boat about to
go away. He would not take back the blankets, but
he took the letter. I do not know to this day whether
he took our names out of the paper. It is, however,
no matter; what is there in a few black marks? Who
cares anything about them?
Well, after this, the Governor died; he was be-
witched, as I have heard, by a tohunga at the South,
where he had gone to get names to his paper; for this
was his chief delight, to get plenty of names and
marks on his paper. He may not have been be-
witched, as I have heard, but he certainly died, and
the paper with all the names was either buried with
him, or else his relations may have kept it to lament
over, and as a remembrance of him. I don’t know.
You, who are a pakeha, know best what became of it;
but if it is gone to England, it will not be right to let
it be kept in any place where food is cooked, or where
there are pots or kettles, because there are so many
chiefs’ names in it; it is a very sacred piece of paper ;
it is very good if it has been buried with the
Governor.*
After the first Governor came the second Governor,
but the towns and numerous pakeha traders we ex-
pected did not come. We heard of a town at Waita-
mata having been built,? and others farther South;
but in our part of the country there was no new
—— oe
1 The Treaty of Waitangi.
® Auckland, the capital of New Zealand.
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towns, and the pakeha did not increase in numbers,
but, on the contrary, began to go away to the town at
Waitamata, to be near their chief the Governor, who
lived there, and many of us had no one left to sell
anything to as formerly. Tobacco began to be scarce
and dear; the ships began to leave off coming to
Tokerau, Hokianga, and Mangonui. We inquired the
reason of this, but the few pakeha traders left amongst
us told us different stories. Some said that the
reason tobacco was scarce and dear was, because the
Governor would not let it be brought on shore until
he was paid a large price for it, besides what was
paid to the people of the ship, who were the right
owners of it. This we at first did not believe, because
you all said you were not slaves, not one of you, but
all free men. Others said that the reason ships did
not come as frequently as formerly, was because the
Governor made them pay for coming to anchor in the
ports. Some said all the evil was by reason of the
flagstaff which the Governor had caused to be erected
at Maiki, above Kororareka, as a rahui, and that as
long as it remained there things would be no better;
others again told us the flagstaff was put there to
show the ships the way into the harbour; others, that
it was intended to keep them out; and others said
that it was put up as a sign that this island had been
taken by the Queen of England, and that the nobility
and independence of the Maori was no more. But
this one thing at least was true, we had less tobacco
and fewer blankets and other European goods than
formerly, and we saw that the first Governor had not
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spoken the truth, for he told us we should have a
great deal more. The hearts of the Maori were sad,
and our old pakeha friends looked melancholy, because
so few ships came to bring them goods to trade with.
At last we began to think the flagstaff must have
something to do with it, and so Heke went and cut it
down.
When the flagstaff was cut down, there was a great
deal of talk about it, and we expected there would be
fighting; but it all ended quietly. The Governor,
however, left off taking money from the people,’ and
tobacco became cheap, and ships began to come as
before, and all our old pakeha friends were glad, be-
cause they had ‘plenty of goods to sell us, and so we
all thought Heke was a man of great understanding.
But the Governor put up the flagstaff again, and when
Heke heard this he came and cut it down again; so
this was twice that he cut it down.
Now, when the Governor heard that Heke had cut
down the flagstaff a second time, he became very
angry, because he thought he could never get any
more money from the people, or the ships,* so he sent
1 After the flagstaff had been cut down, the customs-duties
were repealed, and, in consequence, tobacco and other articles on
which duties had been levied became cheaper. This fully con-
vinced the natives that there was some mysterious connection
between the dearness of different goods and the existence of the
flagstaff, which they now thought was the source of all evils, and
which will account for their determined persistence in cutting it
down so often, at all risks.
2 This was really the belief of the natives at the time; I have
heard it said not once but fifty times. To tell the contrary was
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to England, and to Port Jackson, and everywhere, for
soldiers to come to guard the flagstaff, and to fight
with Heke.
It was not long before the soldiers came, and the
flagstaff was put up again; it was made larger and
stronger than before, and pieces of iron were fastened
to it, to prevent its being cut down easily, and a
house was built under it for the soldiers, and the
Governor told those soldiers to remain there always
to guard that flagstaff. There were other soldiers at
Kororareka and other places. I don’t know how
many, but a great many. This was the first time
that Heke began to think of the last words of Hongi
Ika, his relative, when he died at Mawhe. Heke
began to think much on these words, for Heke was
now a chief amongst the Ngapuhi, and he thought to
stand in the place of Hongi, as, indeed, he had a right
to do.
Now, these soldiers had red garments; they did not
work, or buy and sell, like the other pakeha people;
they practised every day with their weapons, and
some of them were constantly watching as if they ex-
pected to be attacked every moment. They were a
very suspicious people, and they had stiff, hard things
round their necks to keep their heads up, lest they
should forget, and look too much downwards, and
perfectly useless; the flagstaff, and nothing but the flagstaff,
was “the cause of all the evil’—and there were not wanting
ill-disposed Europeans who encouraged this belief, as I think
with the purpose to bring on a war.
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not keep their eyes continually rolling about in search
of an enemy.
Great, indeed, was the fear of the Maori when they
heard of these soldiers, for all the pakeha agreed in
saying that they would attack any one their chief
ordered them to attack, no matter whether there was
any just cause or not; that they would fight furiously
till the last man was killed, and that nothing could
make them run away. Fear came like a cold fog on
all the Ngapuhi, and no chief but Heke had any
courage left. But Heke called together his people,
and spoke to them saying, “‘I will fight these soldiers,
I will cut down the flagstaff, I will fulfil the last
words of Hongi Ika. Be not afraid of these soldiers,
‘all men are men.’* The soldiers are not gods; lead
will kill them; and if we are beaten at last, we shall
be beaten by a brave and noble people, and need not
be ashamed.”
So Heke sent runners to all the divisions of the
Ngapuhi, saying, ‘“ Come, stand at my back; the red
garment is on the shore. Let us fight for our country.
Remember the last words of Hongi Ika—Kez hea
koutou kia toa.”
But the chiefs of the Ngapuhi hapu said amongst
themselves, ‘‘ How long will the fire of the Maori burn ~
before it is extinguished?”
1 This is a native saying or proverb, meaning that in fact one
man is as good as another, or that the best or bravest man is but
a man, and therefore not to be too much feared. The speech is
a literal verbatim translation.
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So the Ngapuhi chiefs would not join Heke for fear
of the soldiers, but said, ‘‘ We will wait till a battle
has been fought, and if he is successful, then we will
join him.” So Heke, therefore, went with his own
family and people, and those of his elder relation
Kawiti, and the Kapotae, and some others, altogether
about 400 men. He went to fight with the soldiers
at Kororareka, and to cut down his old enemy the
flagstaff.
Heke and Kawiti having arrived at Tokerau, and
having fixed upon the day of attack, they agreed that
Kawitishould attack the town of Kororareka, to draw
off the attention of the soldiers who guarded the flag-
staff on the hill of Maiki, so that Heke should have an
opportunity to cut it down, for Heke had said that he
would cut down the flagstaff, and he was resolved to
make his word true. When they had formed this
plan, and night was come, the priests of the war party
threw darts to divine the event.* They threw one for
Heke, and one for the soldiers, and one for the flag-
staff: and the dart for Heke went straight, and fair,
and fortunate; but the dart for the soldiers turned to
1 Before a war or any other important matter, the natives
used to have recourse to divination, by means of little miniature
darts made of rushes or reeds, or often of the leaf of the cooper’s
flag (raupo). This was very much believed in, but of course
the chiefs and priests or tohunga (such of them as did not de-
ceive themselves) could make the result favourable or otherwise
as they liked. There is an allusion to a custom of this kind
(divining by darts) in the Bible.
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one side, and fell with the wrong side up; so did that
for the flagstaff. When this was told the people they
were very glad, and had no longer any fear. Then
Kawiti, who is himself a tohunga, threw a rakau for
his own path—he threw one for himself and people,
and one for the soldiers, and one for the town. The
dart for Kawiti went straight and fair, but it turned
wrong side up, which is the omen of death; and so
also did the dart for the soldiers go fair and straight,
but also turned wrong side up. And when Kawiti
saw this, he said, “It is good. Here have I two darts
ominous of success, and bravery, and death—our
enemy will prove very strong and brave, they will
suffer much from us, and so will we from them. I
am not displeased, for this is war and not play.” Then
Heke and Kawiti stood up in the night, and spoke
long and with great spirit to their men, to give them
courage; and when they had done speaking, Kawiti
remained where he was near the sea, not far from
the town; but Heke went inland, and before morn-
ing he lay with his men in a hollow close to the flag-
staff.
Heke lay on the ground with his war party—close
at hand were the sleeping soldiers. Amongst those
soldiers there was not one tohunga, not a man at all
experienced in omens, or they must have had some
warning that great danger and defeat was near; but
there they lay sleeping between the open jaws of
war, and knew of no danger. This is the only
foolishness I see about the pakeha—they are quite
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ignorant and inexperienced in omens, and, indeed,
care nothing at all about them.’
In the morning, before it was light, Kawiti rushed
upon Kororareka. The young men did not look for
the light of this world; their only thought was who
should kill the first man, and elevate his name. But
the soldiers met them in the path, and the fight
began. Pumuka then gained a name; he killed the
first man of the battle, but had not long to rejoice,
for he himself fell a matazka for the pakeha.* Then
the Maori charged to revenge Pumuka; the soldiers
met them; the sailors charged sword in hand; a
keen breeze of war was blowing then on Kororareka!
The best men of both sides were in front; the sword
met the tomahawk, and many fell; but of all the
braves (toa) there, the chief of the sailors was the
bravest; no man could stand up before his sword,
and had he not been struck by a shot, the Maori
would have been defeated—four men like him would
have killed Kawiti and all his war party. This is
what I have been told by Kawiti’s people who were
_ 1 Tt astonished the natives greatly that the soldiers paid no
attention to omens, and also to see them every five minutes
doing something or another monstrously “unlucky.”
* The first man killed in a battle is called the mataika. To
kill the mataika is thought a great distinction, and young men
will risk themselves to the utmost to obtain it. Many quarrels
arise sometimes after a fight, in consequence of different indivi-
duals claiming the honour of having killed the first man. The
writer knows a man who in different battles has killed eleven
mataika.
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in the fight. I did not see it myself, but was at
every other fight in the war.
When Kawiti attacked Kororareka, the soldiers at
the flagstaff on the top of Maiki heard the firing, and
left the flagstaff, and went straggling about the hill-
side, trying to see what was going on below. They
did not think of Heke or his words when he said he
would cut down the flagstaff, neither did they re-
member the orders of the Governor. They were very
foolish; for while they were trying to see the fight
between Kawiti and the soldiers and sailors, and
thinking, perhaps, that the Maori did not know how
to conduct an ambush, Heke started from the ground,
and before they could turn round the flagstaff and
their fort was taken. Some of them were killed,
others ran away, and then the axes went to work,
and the flagstaff was cut down. So this was the
third time it fell, and there it les now.
During this time, the fighting was still going on at
Kororareka; but at last the Maori drew back, and
the pakeha remained in the town. The Maori were
not beaten, neither were the soldiers. Pumuka had
been killed, and many others of Kawiti’s people were
killed and wounded; several, also, of the pakeha had
been killed, and their great toa, the chief of the
sailors, was almost dead. So the words of Kawiti
proved true: both he and his enemy had done
bravely, and had equal success, and both had suf-
fered much.
In the afternoon the Maori began to perceive that
the pakeha were leaving the town, and going on
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board the ships, so they returned to the town and
began to plunder, and the people of the town plun-
dered also, so both parties quietly plundered the
town of Kororareka, and did not quarrel with one
another. At last, all the town people and soldiers
went on board the ships, and then the ship of war
fired at the Maori people who were plundering in the
town. The noise of the firing of the ship guns was
very great, and some of Kawiti’s people were near
being hit by the lumps ofiron. This was not right,
for the fight was over, and the people were only
quietly plundering the town which had been left for
them, and which they had given fair payment for;
but, I suppose, the sailors thought their chief was
dying, and fired a volley (wazpu) for his sake. So
the sailors may have an argument in their favour;
but the Maori did not at the time think of this, so
in revenge they burnt Kororareka, and there was
nothing left but ashes; and this was the beginning
of the war.
Well, you pakeha are a noble-minded people; it
was very generous of you to give up Kororareka to
be plundered and burnt for wtw for the Maori. If
you had been beaten you could not have helped it;
but as you were not beaten, I say it was very noble
of you to give up the town. You are always giving
us something, so you gave Kawiti and Heke a town
full of blankets, and tobacco, and money, and all
sorts of property, and rum! It was very good of
you. [ wish I had been there.
When Kororareka was burnt, and all the Euro-
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peans had sailed to the town at Waitamata, which we
now began to hear was called Auckland, then Heke
went to stop at Ahuahu, and the news of the battle
was heard all over the country, and then many men
came to join Heke, but no whole hapu came, for most
of the Ngapuhi chiefs said, ‘‘ Now tens of thousands
of soldiers will come to fight with Heke, and he will
be utterly destroyed.” But when all Heke’s people
were together they were about 700 men.
Now, when Thomas Walker Nene heard that the
war had actually begun, and that Kororareka had
fallen, he called together his family and all his friends,
and said he would fight against Heke, and seek
revenge for his friends the pakeha people. Walker
had been always a friend and protector to the Euro-
peans; and also Hongi Ika, Heke’s relation, had
killed in former times Te Tihi, at Hokianga, and
swallowed his eyes, and Te Tihi was a matua (elder
relation) to Walker.
And Te Tao Nui came to join Walker, and brought
with him all his family and relations, many fighting
men; only one man of his family did not come—that
man went to help Heke. Te Tao Nui had always,
like Walker, been a good friend to the Europeans,
and he was also an ancient enemy of Hongi Ika.
And the tribe of Ngati Pou came to help Walker.
Formerly they had been a great tribe, but Hongi
Ika had driven them from their country and slain
most of their warriors; but they in return wounded
Hongi, and he died of that wound some years after-
wards. They came to help Walker, in search of
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revenge against Hongi Ika, for Heke and Hongi are
the same. This tribe of Ngati Pou brought forty
men to help Walker, which was all left alive by
Hongi, but they fought well, for their hatred to
_Hongi was great; they fought through the whole
war, and never were absent from any fight. The
first man killed in the war between Walker and
Heke was killed by a Ngati Pou, and the first man
who fell on our side was a Ngati Pou, and the last
man who fell in the war was also a Ngati Pou; their
chief, Hakaraia, was wounded, and several others of
the forty men were killed.
And all the young men of the Hikutu came to
help Walker; they came to practise war, and elevate
their names; but their handsome and brave young
chief, Hauraki, fell at Waikare, for such is the ap-
pearance of war; and many young men came from
different tribes (hapu) to jom Walker, and to perfect
themselves in the practice of war.
And I, your friend, went also with my two younger
brothers, my four sons, and my daughter’s husband,
and nine cousins (tema keke), and three slaves—
twenty men of us, all tino tangata, who had seen war.*
I went because when the ancestors of Heke fought
against mine, the ancestors of Walker came to help
1 This is a very good example of the manner in which a native
chief raises men for a war party; they are all his relations with
their different connections, and it is this which causes the natives
to be so careful to remember all who are, however remotely, re-
lated to them. Ina word, to be “a man of many cousins”’ is to
be a great chief.
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my forefathers, because they were related to each
other; so I and Walker are relations; but I don’t
know exactly what the relationship is, for eleven
generations have passed since that ancient war; but
Walker and I are aware that we are related, and
always come to each other’s help in war.
When Walker had got all his men together, they
were in number about 500, and he went with them
to Okaihau and built a pa, and Heke was at Te
Ahuahu with his men. Te Ahuahv is not far from
Okaihau, and there was fighting between them every
day. Several of Walker’s relations were killed, and
the brother of Te Tao Nui was also killed, and his
son badly wounded; but in every fight Heke lost
most men, and had the worst of the battle. So Heke
sent a messenger to Walker, saying, “ If you go on
this way, when the soldiers return there will be no
one to fight them. Who will there be to fight with
you, and who to fight the red garment?” But
Walker said, in answer, ‘‘I will fight on till I arrive
at the end.”
Then the messenger answered Walker, saying,
‘“‘ Behold the soothsayers foretell your death.”
Then arose quickly Karere Horo, our priest, who
answered in a loud voice, saying, ‘‘ Your soothsayers
speak falsely. What sin has Walker committed that
he should die in this war? I myself who now address
you shall die, and many others, but Walker shall live.”
Then Heke’s messenger, having saluted the people,
took his gun and departed.
Up to this time, no news had been heard from the
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Governor at Auckland, and a pakeha came to the
camp at Okaihau, and said to Walker’s people, ‘‘This
is a bad thing you are doing, coming here to fight
with Heke. The Governor when he hears of “it will
be angry, and so will the Queen. You are only
wasting your powder, and getting killed for nothing.
The Governor will not give you any more gunpowder,
and you will get no pay. Moreover, you are not
fighting at all for the pakeha, or the Queen, you are
fighting to revenge Te Tihi.” Then another pakeha
who was in the camp, an old friend of Walker, arose
and spoke to the people, and said, “‘ Pay no attention
to what has been said by this man. Both the Go-
vernor and the Queen will be well pleased to hear of
your opposing Heke, and so will all the pakeha people.
You will be ever after this looked on as true friends,
and the Governor will give you plenty of gunpowder
to replace what you have expended. Neither is this
a war for Te Tihi, but for Kororareka; but if you
remember Te Tihi also, how can you help it?” When
we heard this speech we were encouraged, for we had
begun to doubt whether we were doing right when
we heard the speech of the first pakeha.
On this same night the moon was eaten into by a
star (eclipsed), and the light of the moon was quite
obscured, and we all thought this an omen of great
disaster to one party or the other in the battle to take
place next morning. The fight, however, in the
morning was no great matter; of Heke’s people there
were three killed and twenty wounded; and eleven
of our men were wounded, but none killed.
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Walker’s old pakeha friends gave him gunpowder,
and rifles, and other things, to enable him to fight
Heke; and some of them came and stayed at the
camp, and fought amongst his men, to show him that
he was right in what he was doing, for Walker had
not yet had any word from the Governor, and was
only fighting on his own thought.
Shortly after this, a letter came from the Governor,
and with it the Governor sent gunpowder, and lead,
and blankets, and flour, and sugar, and tobacco; so
we saw then clearly that we were doing right. But
there was only one letter for both Walker and Te
Tao Nui; so Te Tao Nui was angry at this, for he
thought there should have been a letter entirely for
mal and he said he would leave the camp with
all his men. He had more men, at that time, than
Walker; but, however, he remained, and helped
Walker to the last. After this, news came fre-
quently from Auckland, and before long we heard
that the soldiers were coming. ’
When Heke’s people heard that the soldiers were
coming, most of them left him, and there remained
but 200 men. Then Heke left Te Ahuahu, and came
and built a pa not far from Taumata Tutu, on the
clear ground by the lake; for he said he would fight.
the soldiers on the spot where the last words of
Hongi Ika had been spoken. The name of this pa of
Heke’s was Te Kahika. |
Now, when this new fort of Heke’s was finished,
the spirit of the Ngakahi entered into the atua wera,
who is the greatest tohunga in all the country of the
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Ngapuhi. So the Ngakahi spoke in the night to
Heke-and his people, by the mouth of the atua wera,
‘“‘ Be brave, and strong, and patient. Fear not the
soldiers, they will not be able to take this fort—
neither be you afraid of all those different kinds of
big guns you have heard so much talk of. I will
turn aside the shot, and they shall do you no harm;
but this pa and its defenders must be made sacred
(tapu). You must particularly observe all the sacred
rites and customs of your ancestors; if you neglect
this in the smallest particular, evil will befall you,
and I also shall desert you. You who pray to the
God of the missionaries, continue to do so, and in
your praying see you make no mistakes. Fight and
pray. Touch not the spoils of the slain, abstain
from human flesh, lest the European God should be
angry, and be careful not to offend the Maori gods
It is good to have more than one God to trust to.
This war party must be strictly sacred. Be brave,
be strong, be patient.” *
So Heke waited there at his fort at Mawhe, near
Taumata Tutu, for the coming of the soldiers; and
before long they arrived at Walker’s camp at Okai-
hau, which was but a short distance from where
Heke was. When these soldiers arrived they were
very much fatigued, and quite without provisions,
1 This is word for word a literal translation of the speech of
the atwa wera to Heke’s men. He was, however, supposed only
to speak the words of the Ngakahi by whom he was at the
moment inspired.
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and not at all fit to go to fight. They had been two
nights on the road, one of which nights they lay out
in the rain, and they had but a small quantity of
ammunition. They had come by a long, bad road,
up and down hill, though there was a good road open
to them; and they were quite worn out, and not fit
to fight at all. What could be the reason that the
pakeha who knew the country did not tell the soldiers —
to come up the Keri Keri in boats, and then along
the cart road to the turn-off to Okaihau? If they
had done this, they could have brought big guns in
the boats, and provisions, and put. them in carts at
the Keri Keri, and come along the cart road till they
were not far from Walker’s camp. If they had done
this, the big guns would have knocked down the pa,
for it was a very weak one, and it would have been
taken, and the war would have ended; for it was
because this very weak pa was not taken that the
Maori kept on fighting, and caused so many men
afterwards to be killed on both sides. Heke certainly
had many friends amongst the Europeans, as why
should he not?
But the soldiers had with them a light gun, called
a rocket, and this gun had a great name: it was said
that it would go into the pa, and. twist and turn
about in pursuit of the people until it had killed them
every one. When we heard this we were sorry for
Heke and his people, and were in great fear for our-
selves lest it should turn round upon us also.
When the soldiers had rested one night at Okaihau,
they prepared to attack Heke’s pa; but early in the
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morning, when they were getting something to eat,
we observed many of them eating standing up; this
gave us a good deal of uneasiness, for it has an un-
lucky look to see warriors before going to battle
eating their food standing. They should sit down
and eat quietly, as if nothing was going to happen
out of common; but, as I have said before, the
soldiers are very inexperienced in these matters.
When they had done eating, they formed to march to
attack Heke. What a fine-looking people these
soldiers are! Fine, tall, handsome people; they all
look like chiefs; and their advance is like the advance
of a flight of curlew in the air, so orderly and straight.
And along with the soldiers came the sailors; they
are of a different family, and not at all related to the
soldiers,’ but they are a brave people, and they came
1 That the sailors were quite a different hapu, though belong-
ing to the wi of England, and in no way “related” to the
soldiers, I have heard often stated by the natives, as well as by
the narrator of this story. Neither will we wonder at their
having jumped at this conclusion, after having compared “Jack,”
let loose for a run on shore, with the orderly soldiers. I will
here take occasion to state that I shall not hold myself account-
able for the many mistakes and misapprehensions of my old
friend the Ngapuhi chief, when he speaks of us, our manners,
customs, and motives of action; when he merely recounts the
events and incidents of the war, he is to be fully depended on,
being both correct and minutely particular in his relation, after
the native manner of telling a story, to omit nothing. I have
had, indeed, to leave out a whole volume of minute particulars,
such as this for instance: where a pakeha would simply say,
“we started in the morning after breakfast,” &c., the native
would say, “in the morning the ovens were heated, and the food
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to seek revenge for the relations they had lost in the
fight at Kororareka. They had different clothes
from the soldiers, and short guns, and long heavy
swords; they were a people who talked and laughed
more than the soldiers, and they flourished their guns
about as they advanced, and ate tobacco.
So the soldiers, sailors, and other Europeans ad-
vanced to the attack of Heke’s pa, and with them
was put in and covered up; when it was cooked it was taken
out, and we eat it, and finished eating, then we got up and
started,” &c. In the course of the narration I have translated,
I have had to listen to the above formula about fifty times; the
lighting of a pipe and the smoking it, or the seeing a wild pig
(describing size and colour, &.), is never omitted, no matter if
it is five seconds before commencing a battle. This is the true
native way of telling a story, and it is even now a wonder to
them to see how soon a Huropean tells the story of a journey, or
voyage, or any event whatever. If a native goes on a journey
of three days’ duration, during which nothing whatever of any
consequence may have occurred, it will take him at least one
whole day to tell all about it, and he is greatly annoyed at the
impatient pakeha who wants to get the upshot of the whole
story by impertinently saying, “ Did you get what you went for?”
_ To tell that too soon would be out of all rule; every foot of the
way must be gone over with every incident, however trivial,
before the end is arrived at. They are beginning now to find
that in talking to Europeans they must leave out one half at
least of a story to save time, but the old men can’t help making
the most of a chance of talking. To cut a story short seems to
them a waste of words by not speaking them, while we think it a
decided waste of words to speak them. In old times the natives
had so few subjects for conversation that they made the most of
what they had, which accounts for their verbosity in trifling
matters.
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came also Walker and his men; but before we had
gone far, we observed the soldiers carrying on their
shoulders certain things made of cloth and wood;
these things were rolled up, and we did not know
the use of them, so we asked what they were, and
were told they were kauhoa on which to carry the
dead or wounded! This was the worst of all; there
were those soldiers going to battle, and actually
carrying on their shoulders things to put themselves
on when they were dead! So we began to say one
to another, “ Those soldiers walking there are all
dead men. It only wants a few guns to be fired,
and they will be all killed.” So some of the chiefs
told some of the chiefs of the soldiers what a dread-
fully unlucky thing they were doing, but they all
laughed, and said that they came there to fight, and
that whenever people fought some one was sure to
be killed or wounded, and that it was right to have
something to carry them on. But our people said
it was time enough to think of carrying a man when
he could not stand, and that by what they were
doing they were calling for death and destruction;
and they tried hard to get the soldiers to throw away
these things, but the soldiers would not listen to
them. So we all said, ‘‘ This is not a war party here
marching on this plain, but a mate (a funeral proces-
sion); so all the Maori left the soldiers, and went
and sat on the top of the hill called Taumata Kaka-
ramu, except about forty men, Walker’s relations,
who would not leave him. We felt sorry for the
soldiers; but we said, “ Let them fight their own
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battle to-day, and if they are successful we will help
them in every other fight.” But no one could believe
they would be successful.
At last the soldiers and sailors got before Heke’s
pa; the main body of the soldiers remained opposite
to it, at the side next to Walker’s camp—the rest,
about one hundred men, sailors and soldiers, went
round by the shore of the lake, which was on the
right of the pa, and so got behind it; and on
that side there was but one slight fence, and no
pekerangt.. The soldiers had told us in the morning
that they would rush on both sides of the pa at once,
and that it would be taken in a moment, and that
then they would come home to breakfast.
So now the soldiers were in front of the pa, and
also behind it; and on the right was the lake, and on
the left was Walker with about forty men, and be-
hind Walker there was a wood—he was between the
wood and the pa.
Then the soldiers who had the rocket gun went a
1 Heke’s pa at the lake, the first we ever attacked, was the
weakest ever built by the natives in the war. Had it not been
for Kawiti’s appearance just at the moment the storming party
were about to advance, and thus making a diversion, it would
most certainly have been taken, and as certain all its defenders
killed or taken prisoners; for if the soldiers had entered then,
the friendly natives, who were outside in great numbers, would
have prevented any escaping. As it turned out, however, the
place was not taken, and this gave the natives courage to con-
tinue the war, in the course of which they acquired so much
confidence, that now they think less of fighting Huropeans, and
are less afraid of them, than of their own countrymen.
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little to the left front of the pa, and set the gun upon
its legs, and pointed it straight at the pa. Then all
the people on the top of Taumata Kakaramu fixed
their eyes on this gun. We watched it closely, and
held our breath, and had great fear for the people in
the pa—for they were, although against us, all Nga-
puhi, the same zw? as ourselves, and many of them
our near relations—and we never expected to see
them more by reason of this gun, we had heard so
much of it. At last,a great smoke was seen to issue
from one end of the gun, and the rocket came out of
the other. At first it did not go very fast, but it had
not gone far before it began to flame, and roar, and
dart straight towards the pa. It had a supernatural
appearance, and rushed upon the pa like a falling
star; but just as it was about to enter the pa it
swerved from its course, touched the ground outside,
and then rose and flew away over the pa, without
doing any harm, and no one could tell where that
first rocket went to, for it was the Ngakahi, the
familiar spirit of the atua wera, who had blown upon
it with his breath and turned it away, according to
his word when he spoke by the mouth of the tohunga ;
for up to this time Heke and his people had kept
strictly all the sacred customs, and infringed none of
them. So the Ngakahi remained guarding them from
all danger.
When we saw that the first rocket had gone by
the pa and done no harm, we all gave a great sigh,
and our minds were eased; a second rocket was
fired, and a third, and so till they were all gone, but
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not one did any harm, for the Ngakahi had turned
them all away—not one entered the pa.
Now, before the first rocket was fired, Heke came
out of the front gate of the pa to watch the effect of
the rocket, and he stood outside praying a Maori
prayer, and holding with one hand to a post of the
fence. Then the first rocket was fired; it came very
near him, and passed away without doing any harm.
Then another was fired, and missed also; so when
Heke saw this, he cried out in a loud voice, ‘‘ What
prize can be won by such a gun?”’ and this has be-
come a saying amongst us from that day; for when-
ever we hear a man boasting of what he can do, we
think of the rocket, and cry, ‘‘ What prize can be
won by such a gun ?”
When the first rocket was fired it frightened all
the dogs in the pa, and they ran barking away over
the plain; and also one slave ran out of the pa. He
was very much frightened, and he ran away by a
path which went between the hundred soldiers and
sailors who were behind the-pa, and Walker’s people,
who were at the left side of it; and this slave never
stopped running till he came to a place called Kai
Namu, where Kawiti, who had marched all night to
relieve Heke, had just arrived. And this slave
ran up to Kawiti and his people, and began to cry
1 «7 aha te kat e pahurei aia.” My translation is not very
literal; a literal translation would not give the sense to the
reader not acquainted with the Maori language; my free trans-
lation gives it exactly.
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out, “ Oh, the soldiers have a frightful gun; it
comes roaring and flaming.’ Here Kawiti stopped
him, and said, ‘“‘ I know all about all sorts of guns;
-all guns will kill, and all guns will also miss; this is
the nature (ahua) of guns; but if you say one word
more, I will split your head with my tomahawk.”
So the slave became more afraid of Kawiti than he
was of the rocket, and he ran away back to Heke,
and told him that Kawiti with help was close at hand.
When all the rockets had been fired, then the hun-
dred men, soldiers and sailors, who were at the back
of the pa, arose out of an old Maori pare pare, where
they had been sheltered, and giving a great shout,
turned to rush against the pa. Then Heke shouted
to his men, ‘‘ Now let every man defend the spot he
stands on, and think of no other; and I, on my side,
will look to the great fish which lies extended on our
front.”* And as Heke was saying this, the soldiers
1 The natives often call a line or column of mena fish, and
this term is just as well understood as our “column,” “com-
pany,” “battalion,” &c. I will here say that though the native
language is, as might be supposed, extremely deficient in terms
of art or science in general, yet it is quite copious in terms re-
lating to the art of war. There is a Maori word for almost
every infantry movement and formation. I have also been very
much surprised to find that a native can, in terms well under-
stood, and without any hesitation, give a description of a fortifi-
cation of a very complicated and scientific kind, having set
technical terms for every part of the whole—“ curtain, bastion,
trench, hollow way, traverse, outworks, citadel,” &c. &c., being
all well-known Maori words, which every boy knows the full
meaning of.
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and sailors had begun to move towards the pa, when
suddenly Kawiti with one hundred and forty men ap-
peared close upon their right, and fired upon them.
Then the soldiers turned quickly to the right and
attacked Kawiti; they were close to each other, and
some fought hand to hand. The soldiers, then, were
pressed back, and forced to give way before the rush
of Kawiti and his men; but soon they rallied to the
call of their chiefs, and charged with the bayonet, and
then a close fight ensued, in which twenty of Kawiti’s
_ men were slain, and many wounded. Several of them
were chiefs, and among them was one of Kawiti’s
sons, being the second son he had lost in the war; the
other fell at Kororareka. [Kawiti’s men then retreated, —
and the soldiers chased them as far as the path in the
hollow, which leads to Ahuahu, and there the last
Maori was killed by the foremost soldier. There is a
stone placed there where that Maori fell, and close to
that stone by the side of the path the soldier is also
buried, for a shot from the pa struck him, and he fell
there. He was a great toa, that soldier; in this fight
whenever he pointed his gun a man fell, and he ran so
fast in pursuit that there was no escape from him; but
he fell there—for such is the appearance of war. The
musket is a bad weapon, the worst of all weapons; for
let a man be as brave as he may, he cannot stand up
before it long. Great chiefs are killed from a distance
by no one knows who, and the strength of a warrior
is useless against it. |
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the pa on the left, both firing, and therefore lost many
men; but having beaten Kawiti off, they returned
and took shelter in the Maori breastwork, and began
again to fire at the pa. So they fired, and the pa re-
turned the fire, and the main body of the soldiers
who were at the front of the pa fired. Lead whistled
through the air in all directions, the whole country
seemed on fire, and brave men worked their work.
Then Tupori, a chief who was in the pa with Heke,
saw that Kawiti had elevated his name, for he had
fought the soldiers hand to hand twice—once at
Kororareka, and once on this day; and seeing this,
Tupori wished also to do something to make his name
heard; he therefore cried out for only twenty men to
follow him, and he would charge the soldiers. Then
twenty men rushed out of the pa with Tupori; they
ran straight up the hill to the breastwork, the soldiers
firing on them all the time, but without hitting one
man. So Tupori and his twenty men came quite up
to the breastwork, and stood upon the top of the
bank, and fired their double-barrel guns in the sol-
diers’ faces, and drove them out of the breastwork.
The soldiers retreated a short distance, and Tupori
and his people began collecting the bundles of car-
tridges which the soldiers had left behind; and while
they were doing this, the soldiers suddenly came
rushing upon them. Their charge was very grand,
and terrible to look at. They came rushing on in
creat anger, shouting and cursing at the Maori. So
Tupori and his men ran away to the pa, and as they
ran the soldiers fired at their backs, and killed two
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men, and wounded Tupori in the leg. The rest got
safe into the pa, and took Tupori and the two dead
men along with them. Great is the courage of
Tupori! he has made his name heard as that of a toa.
But it was not right for the soldiers to curse the
Maori, for up to this time nothing wrong had been
done on either side, and so the Maori were much
surprised to hear the soldiers cursing and swearing at
them.
After this the soldiers fired at the pa all day, but
only killed three men, besides the two men killed in
the charge of Tupori; these five men were all killed
belonging to the pa that day. When it was near
night, the soldiers went back to Walker’s camp at
Okaihau, taking with them their wounded, and also
two or three dead; but about ten dead were left be-
hind at Taumata Tutu, where they fell in the fight
with Kawiti.
So Heke remained in possession of the battle plain
(te papa), and his pa was not taken, and he buried
the dead of the soldiers. But one soldier who had
been wounded, and left behind by the side of the lake,
was found next morning by two slaves, and they pre-
tended they were friends, and got his gun from him,
ind then they took him to the lake and held his head
under water till he was dead.
Next morning after the battle the soldiers returned
to the Keri Keri, and Walker went with his people to
help them to carry the wounded. And Hauraki, the
young chief of the Hikutu, went also with thirteen of
his people to assist in carrying the wounded soldiers;
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but the rest of his tribe, being one hundred men, re-
mained behind at Okaihau, for it was not expected
there would be any more fighting for some days. But
when the soldiers and Walker’s people came to the
Keri Keri, the Maori chiefs of Walker’s party talked
of attacking the Kapotai at Waikare, in the Bay of
Islands, because they were allies of Kawiti; so they
went and told their minds to the chiefs of the sol-
diers, who agreed to do so, for they were angry at not
having been able to take Heke’s pa at Taumata Tutu.
So when the soldiers and Walker’s people came to
the Bay of Islands, they each separated a party to
attack the Kapotai. They went up the Waikare river
in the night in canoes and boats, with great precau-
tion, hoping to surprise the Kapotai, and so to revenge
their dead who had fallen at Taumata Tutu; but
before they got near to the pa, the wild ducks in the
river started up and flew over the pa, which alarmed
the Kapotai, and caused them to suspect that an
enemy was coming up the river, so they took arms
and watched for the approach of the war party. And
soon the soldiers were near, but it was not yet day-
light. Then the men of the Kapotai called out, “If
you are Maori warriors who come in the night, come
on, we will give you battle; but if you are soldiers,
here is our pa, we give it you.” They soon discovered
the soldiers, and then they went out at the back of
the pa, and left it for the soldiers to plunder, as pay-
ment for Kororareka, which was very right. So the
soldiers and Walker’s Maori plundered the pa of the
Kapotai, and killed all the pigs.
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After the Kapotai pa had been plundered and burnt,
Walker and his men went in pursuit of the Kapotai,
who had retreated into the forest, but the soldiers re-
mained behind on the clear ground near the pa.
Walker, Mohi, and Repa went into the woods with
three hundred men, followed the Kapotai, and over-
took them. When the Kapotai perceived they were
followed, their anger was very great, so they turned,
and fought with great courage against Walker.
Walker was not able to beat them, so they remained
a long time fighting in the forest. But Hauraki, the
young Hikutu chief, had, with his thirteen men, taken
another path, and he met the young chief of the
Kopatai, who had with him sixty men, and they were
both young men and fighting for a name, so a despe-
rate fight commenced. Hauraki and his thirteen men
thought not of the light of the sun or the number of
the enemy; their only thought was of war, and to
elevate their names. It was a close fight, and when-
ever the rifle of Hauraki was heard a man fell, and
soon he had killed or wounded several of the Kapotai,
who began to fall back. Then Hauraki cried out to
the retreating Kapotai, “ Fly away on the wings of
the wood-pigeon, and feed on the berries of the wood,
for I have taken your land.” Then a certain slave of.
the Kapotai said, ‘‘That is Hauraki, a very noble
born man. He is a chief of Te Hikutu, and of Te
Rarawa, and of Te Ngati Kuri.” Now when Hari
the young Kapotai chief heard this, he cried aloud to
Hauraki, saying, “ Swim you away on the backs of
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the fish of the sea,’ there is no land for you here.”
Then these two young warriors drew nearer to each
other. Hauraki had just loaded his rifle, but the caps
which he had were too small, and he was a long time
trying to put on the cap. While he was doing this,
Hari fired at him, and the ball struck him on the
breast and passed out at his back; but so great was
his strength and courage that he did not fall, but took
another cap and fixed it, and then fired at the
Kapotai chief, and the ball struck him on the side under
the arm-pit, and went out at the other arm-pit. So
Hari staggered and felldead. When Hauraki saw this,
he said, “I die not unrevenged,” and then sank gentlyto -
the ground. His people then seeing this, two of them led
him away towards the rear. The Kapotai also carried
away their chief, and then, enraged at his death,
rushed upon the Hikutu, who were now only eight in
number, the rest having been killed or wounded.
These eight were tno tangata (practised warriors),
but were too few in number, and had lost their
chief; so when the Kapotai rushed upon them they
lost heart and fled, and the Kapotai chased them, and
soon the foremost of the flying Hikutu overtook
Hauraki and the two men who were leading him off.
Then Hauraki said, ‘‘ Do not remain with me to die,
but hide me in the fern and escape yourselves, and go
to my relation Walker, and tell him to muster all his
people, and come and carry me off.” So they all
1 Tn allusion to the fact of the war party having come by water.
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pressed their noses to the nose of Hauraki, one after
another. And tears fell fast, and the balls from the
guns of the Kapotai whistled round their heads, so
while some returned the fire of the enemy, others hid
Hauraki in the long fern. When this was done, they
all fled, and escaped with great difficulty; for while
they were hiding Hauraki the Kapotai had surrounded
them, and they would never have escaped at all but
for the great courage of Kaipo and Te Pake,
Hauraki’s cousins, who broke through the Kapotai,
and opened a way for the rest.
Now, when Hauraki’s eight men got on the clear
ground, they found that the soldiers were getting
into the boats to go away, and Walker, Mohi, and
Repa had just come out of the forest from fighting
with the Kapotai, and Hauraki’s cousins ran to
Walker, and said “ Our friend’? is left behind
wounded in the forest, and likely to be taken by the
Kapotai.” Then Walker was very much dismayed
when he heard this, and he and Mohi ran to the
chiefs of the soldiers and desired them to remain for
a short time till he should rescue Hauraki, but the
soldiers could not understand what Walker meant,
for the speaker of Maori (the interpreter to the force)
had already gone away in one of the boats, and there
1 The natives when speaking to each other seldom mention
their chief except as “our friend,” or, if he be an old man, as
“our leader.” Speaking to Europeans, however, they often say
our rangatira, that having become the only word in use among
the Europeans to signify the chief of a tribe, though it may also
mean many other ranks, according as it is applied.
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was a great confusion, every one trying to get away,
and Walker’s men were also getting into their canoes
and going away, and boats and canoes were running
foul of each other, and the creek was choked with
them. Then came the Kapotai in great force with
their allies out of the forest, and commenced firing
on the departing tawa from a distance of about two
hundred fathoms, so the soldiers and Walker got
away and returned to Kororareka, and left Hauraki
lying alone in the forest, for their bellies were full of
fighting. So he lay there till midnight, and the
night was cold and wet, and he kept continually
thinking what a disgrace it would be to his family if
he should be taken alive.* And as he lay thus, he
saw” the spirit of the greatest warrior of all his an-
cestors, who said to him, “ Arise! Shall my de-
scendant be taken alive?” Then Hauraki said, “* I
am a mere man, not like unto my ancestors, half god
1 That weakness is crime with the natives is a fact, and in
consequence the disgrace of being taken prisoner of war degrades
a native as much as with us it would degrade a man to be con-
victed of felony. I have heard two natives quarrelling when
one called the other “slave,” because his great-grandfather had
been once made prisoner of war. The other could not deny the
traditional fact, and looked amazingly chop-fallen. He, however,
tried to soften the blow by stating that even if his ancestor had
been made prisoner, it was by a section of his own tribe, and
consequently by his own relations he was defeated. Thus en-
deavouring to make a “ family affair” of it.
2 Poor Hauraki was no doubt delirious from the effects of his
wound, and no doubt thought he saw the’ vision he recounted
when his people found him.
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and half man.”? Then the spirit said, “ In the mind
is the strength of the body. Arise!” So Hauraki
arose, and travelled a long way in the night till he
found a small canoe by the river side; then he pulled
down the river towards the Bay of Islands till the
canoe upset; then he swam on shore, and when he
got to the shore he was almost dead; but near to
where he landed was the house of a pakeha, and the
mother of this pakeha was Hauraki’s cousin, so that
pakeha took him and concealed him in the house, and
took care.of him, and before the middle of the day a
party of Walker’s men arrived therein search of him.
So they took him to the Bay of Islands, and the doctors
of the soldiers did what they could to cure him, but
without success. So his tribe, who had arrived at
Okaihau, carried him home to his own place at
Hokianga, where he died.
When Hauraki died, and his body lay at Wirinake
to be seen for the last time by his relations, there
was a great gathering of the Rarawa and Ngapuhi,
1 One of the ancestors of Hauraki, according to a tradition of
the Rarawa, hearing, even in the Reinga (the Maori Hades), of
the warlike renown of one of his sons, became jealous of his
fame, and returned to this world. Emerging from amongst the |
waves at Ahipara, on the west coast, where his son lived, he
challenged him to single combat. At the first onset the son had
the worst. Then the father said, ‘Had you been equal to your
ancestors I would have remained here as your companion in
arms; but you are degenerate and a mere man. I return to
the Reinga, to be with the heroes of the olden time.” He then
disappeared in the waves.
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to fulfil the last rights due to a chief. And when
the pihe had been sung,’ then the chiefs arose one
after another to speak in praise of the dead. This
was the speech of Te Anu, he who is known as having
been in his youth the best spearman of all the Nega-
puhi tribes. Bounding too and fro before the corpse,
with his famous spear in hand, he spoke as follows:
‘Farewell, Hauraki! go, taking with you your kind-
ness and hospitality, your generosity and valour, and
leave none behind who can fill your place. Your
death was noble; you revenged yourself with your
own hand; you saved yourself without the help of
any man. Your life was short; but so it is with
heroes. Farewell, O Hauraki, farewell.” At this
time it was night, and the sister and also the
young wife of Hauraki went in the dark and sat
beside the river. They sat weeping silently, and
spinning a cord wherewith to strangle themselves.
The flax was wet with their tears. And as they did
this the moon arose. So when the sister of Hauraki
saw the rising moon, she broke silence, and lamented
1 The pihe is a funeral chant sung standing before the dead.
It is a very curious composition, and of great antiquity, having
been composed long before the natives came to this country.
Part of the language is obsolete. It has allusions which point
in a remarkable manner to the origin of the natives, and from
whence they have come. They do not themselves understand
these allusions, but they are clear enough to any person who
has taken the trouble to trace the race from which they are de-
rived through the Pacific Islands, far into north latitude, next
into Asia, and to observe the gradual modifications of language
and tradition occasioned by time and change of abode.
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aloud, and this was her lament—the part I remember
of it :—
It is well with thee,O moon! You return from death,
Spreading your light on the little waves. Men say,
“‘ Behold the moon re-appears ;”’
But the dead of this world return no more.
Grief and pain spring up in my heart as from a fountain.
I hasten to death for relief.
Oh, that I might eat those numerous soothsayers
Who could not foretell his death.
Oh, that I might eat the Governor,
For his was the war!
At this time men came who were in search of
these women, and prevented the sister of Hauraki
from killing herself at that time. They watched her
for several days, but she died of grief. But the wife
of Hauraki consented to live that she might rear her
son, so that he might fight with the Kapotai on a
future day. So she called his name Maiki, which is
the name of the hill on which stood the flagstaff, the
cutting down of which was the cause of the war. He
was, therefore, called by this name, that he might
always be reminded of his father’s death. |
The lament of the sister of Hauraki was sung by
all the divisions of all the Ngapuhi, from the west
coast to Tokerau. And when Walker heard it he -
was displeased, and said, ‘‘ It is wrong to sing about
eating the Governor, for soon people who do not
know the song well will make mistakes, and sing,
‘Oh, that I might eat Heke,’ which would be the
worst of all. As for the priests or soothsayers, it
is no matter; they are all a set of fools.” So now
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when people sing that lament, they only say, ‘“ Oh,
that I might eat the numerous priests” (tin? to-
hunga).
So Hauraki was taken to Te Ramaroa, a cave in
the mountains, behind Wirinake, where his ancestors
are buried, and then three hundred men of Te Hikutu,
Natikuri, Te Rarawa, and Walker’s people armed, and
entered the country of the Kapotai, to fire powder in
remembrance of Hauraki* (paura mamae.) They de-
stroyed the cultivations, and got much plunder; but
the Kapotai retired to the forest, and would not fight,
for they knew this was a war party of the tribe of
Hauraki, who came bearing the weapons of grief
(patu mamae), and, therefore, they would not fight.
So the taua came to the spot where Hauraki had fallen,
and there fired many volleys of musketry in honour
of the dead, and then returned unmolested to. their
own country. The behaviour of the Kapotai in this
matter was correct. We all know that it was not
fear that prevented them from attacking us; they
respected the grief of the people and relations of
Hauraki, and made way before them, which was a
noble thought (whakaaro rangatira).
1 Tt is a native custom, when any chief of importance has
been killed in fair fight, for his friends to form a party and
enter even the enemy’s country, should he have fallen there, and
fire some volleys in his honour on the spot where he fell. This
they call paura mamae—powder of pain or grief. They, of
course, do it at the risk of being attacked, but the natives often
allow the custom to be fulfilled without molesting the party,
although a party of this kind always plunder and ravage all
before them.
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When Heke heard of the death of Hauraki, he
said, ‘‘ Now, if I am slain in this war, it matters
not, for there is no greater Ngapuhi Chief than Hau-
raki.” What Heke said was true; but he said it
to please Te Hikutu, for Heke is a man of many
thoughts.
At this same time, Te Tao Nui, who was at Okai-
hau, heard that most of Heke’s men had gone from
Te Ahuahu to Ohaeawae to kill cattle for food; for by
this time Heke had abandoned his pa, near Taumaia
Tutu, which the soldiers had attacked, and gone to
another fort of his at Te Ahuahu, to be near the
cultivations. So Te Tao Nui took sixty men, and went
on a dark rainy night and took the pa at the Ahuahu
by surprise, and the people in it only fired two shots
and fled. So Te Tao Nui remained in possession of
Heke’s fort at the Ahuahu, and all Heke’s provision
fell into his hands, and also the road to Ohaeawae
was opened, for this fort was on the path. Then
Walker abandoned his camp at Okaihau and joined Te
Tao Nui in Heke’s pa, and as they found there plenty
of provisions, they determined to remain there till the
soldiers should return again from Auckland.
But Heke was very much enraged to see his fort
and provisions thus snatched from him, and he deter-.
mined to retake it before the soldiers should return
from Auckland to help Walker. So he sent messen-
gers to all parts of the country where he had friends,
and to the old chiefs who were still alive who had
been companions of the great Hongi in the old wars.
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And they came, and with them came Te Kahakaha,
he who had been Hongi’s chosen friend. He had
seen more battles than any man now alive, and was a
very brave and experienced leader. He came to
assist Heke, and to show him how his fathers had
fought.
When Heke’s war party had assembled, they were,
in number, about eight hundred men; and, after
having rested a few days at Ohaeawae, they marched
before daylight to attack Walker and Te Tao Nui at
Te Ahuahu, and to retake Heke’s pa. Walker, Tao
Nui, Moses, and Wi Repa, with his two brothers,
were the principal chiefs of Walker’s party at this
time, and they had with them only about three hun-
dred men, for many of Walker’s friends had returned
to Hokianga, to fetch pork and other provisions, for
they did not expect to be attacked so soon.
Now in the morning before daylight, an old slave
woman went out from the pa of Walker to pick up
sticks for firewood. And there was a thick fog lying
close to the ground; and before the old woman had
gone far she saw a black line of something coming
out of a cloud of fog, and as she was wondering what
this might be, she suddenly perceived that it was a
taua of armed men, and they had got within fifty
fathoms of the pa,’ so she cried aloud the cry of
alarm—Te Whakaarikt e! Te Whakaariki e!—and
a a
1 The natives estimate distances by fathoms and tens of
fathoms. =
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die for the land!—die for the land!” Other
chiefs spoke to the people, and some of the
young men left the trenches, and called to the old
men to lead them out to fight the soldiers in the
open plain before the pa; but Haupokeha, in great
anger, said, “‘ No; this shall not be done: return to
your stations, and you shall see the enemy walk
alive into the oven: they are coming only to their
own destruction.” At this moment the bugle
sounded, and the soldiers came charging on, shouting
after the manner of European warriors, and those
who were on Walker’s hill shouted also; and we
Maori behind the pa shouted also; and the whole
valley resounded with the anger of the pakeha!
Soon the soldiers were within twenty fathoms of the
fort; and then the fire darted from under the
pekerangi; the noise of guns was heard, and the
foremost soldiers fell headlong to the ground. But
the soldiers are very brave: they charged right on,
and came up to the pekerangi, which is the outer
fence, and began to tear it to pieces with their hands.
Then Philpots, when he saw the sailors charge, left
the big gun and ran across the plain, and joined
them; and he, being a toa, shouted to his men to be
resolute, and destroy the fence; and then, with one
pull, the sailors brought down about five fathoms of
the pekerangi; and then they were before the true
fence, which being made of whole trees placed up-
right and fixed deeply in the ground, could not be
pulled down at all. All this time the fire from
inside through the loopholes continued unceasingly,
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at the distance of one arm’s length from where the
soldiers were standing, and also a heavy fire came
from a flanking angle at a distance of ten fathoms;
and in this angle there was a big gun; it was heavily
loaded with powder, and for shot there was put into
it a long bullock chain, and this was fired into the
midst of the soldiers, doing great damage. So the
soldiers fell there, one on the other, in great num-
bers; but not one thought of running away. And
Philpots did all a man could do to break down the
inside fence, but it could not be done at all; so he
ran along this fence till he saw a small opening
which had been made to fire a big gun through, and
he tried to get through this opening, at the same
time calling to his men to follow. Then the people
in the pa saw him, and about ten men fired at him,
but all missed, and he almost got into the midst of
the place, still calling on his men to follow, when a
young lad fired at him, and killed him dead at once.
So he lay there dead with his sword in his hand,
like a toa as he was; but the noise and smoke,
shouting and confusion, were so great as to prevent
his men from perceiving that he was killed, and
bearing off his body, for such is the appearance of
war. Also, a chief of the soldiers was killed ~ j
(Captain Grant), and another died of his wounds,
and there was a long line of dead and wounded men
lying along the outside of the fence, and soon all
would have been killed, but the chief of the soldiers,
seeing this, sounded a call on the tetere (bugle) for
them to retreat. And then, but not before, the
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soldiers began to run back, taking with them most
of the wounded; but about forty dead were left
behind, under the wall of the pa. This battle did
not take up near so long a time as I am telling of it,
and in it about one hundred and ten Europeans were
killed or wounded.
Great is the courage of the soldiers! They will
walk quietly at the command of their chiefs to
certain death; there is no people to be compared to
them; but they were obliged to retreat. The
number of men in the fort was about one hundred
and seventy, and the part attacked was defended by
the hapu of Pene Taui, in number just forty men.
So the war runners ran through all the north,
saying—“ One wing of England is broken, and
hangs dangling on the ground.”
Before saying any more of this fight, I must tell
you of two slaves—one called Peter, who belonged
to Kaetoke, and the other called Tarata, who belongs
to Ti Kahuka. Many years ago Tarata went to
England in a large ship, and having gone ashore to
see what he could see, he lost his way in the great
town called London. So, in the night, the police
found him wandering about, and took him prisoner,
and put him in the whareherehere (watch-house), for
they thought he had stolen a bundle of clothes