teA.... THE POCKET AND THE STUD: PEACTICAL HINTS MANAGEMENT OF THE STABLE. HARRY HIEOYER. THIRD EDITION. LONDON: LONGMAN, BROWN, GREEN, LONGMANS, & ROBERTS. 1857. London : Printed by Spottiswoode & Co. New-street Square. PREFACE TO THE THIRD EDITION. It is a usual and indeed very naturally enter- tained idea, that when any book has gone through more than one edition, the work must comprise some merit to render such repetition necessary or advisable. Takino; this idea in its oreneral bearins; the conclusion drawn is more or less a correct one : yet it may lead to very erroneous judgment as to the extent of the sale of any published work, so far as relates to the numerical quantum of copies sold ; for where a work is of such a nature that the price of each volume is somewhat high, both author and publisher may feel it prudent to con- fine an edition to a few hundred copies : whereas, on the other hand, where the price is very moderate, it may be judicious, indeed necessary, to let the edition comprise some thousands, in order to render the work remunerative : thus one work A 2 IV TREFACE TO THE THIllD EDITION. may have the eclat of going through several editions, and yet, in point of copies sold, may fall short of another that is still in its first edition. As Author of " The Pocket and the Stud," I could not but feel much gratified, that, after so monster an edition as the first was struck off, a second should so soon be requisite. I am now flattered on finding a third called for. My first published Book was " Stable-Talk and Table-Talk," a miscellaneous work, in two large octavo volumes. These are a general compilation, touching Racing, Hunting, Riding, Driving, and most subjects connected with field sports ; and fur- ther, including the purchasing of Horses, and the breaking-in and subsequent management of them. Next followed the present work, " The Pocket and the Stud." This enters more into the detail of purchasing and managing horses in and out of the stable ; treating also of the dimensions and regulation of stables, so as to render them safe, comfortable, and healthful to their inhabitants ; and further, on the feeding of horses, as regards quantum and quality of food, so as to promote the well-doing of the *' Stud," with an equal regard to that of the " Pocket." That it has been thought to have tended to promote such desirable results, I trust I may PREFACE TO THE THIRD EDITION. V entertain a hope, from the circumstance of this third edition being called for. Finding "The Pocket and the Stud" was meeting a rapid sale, I wrote and published a com- panion to it — " The Stud for Practical Purposes and Practical Men." This work keeps in view the interest of the Pocket and Stud quite as much as its predecessor, and some particulars to a still greater extent. It sets before the reader the consequences to be expected from the different ailments, general imperfections, and peculiar habits of the horse, whether arising from treatment or natural causes, showing where he may venture to purchase, and where it would be judicious to reject an animal under the influence of any of the imperfections or peculiarities alluded to. " The Pocket and the Stud " has been, I am aware, a taking title to the book ; for, as the world is now constituted, a vast number of its inhabitants are at once on the qui vive where any- thing relative to a saving of the pocket is con- cerned. So be it ; and under the impression that it is so, I venture to recommend " The Stud for Practical Purposes" for the reader's perusal, feeling perfectly confident that, if the hints given in A 3 VI PREFACE TO THE THIRD EDITION. " The Pocket and the Stud " may be the means of saving pounds in the generalmanagement of horses, its companion, if carefully read, will cause a saving of hundreds in the judicious purchasing of them ; for, it must be borne in mind that, though a saving of expense in stable management is a matter of considerable importance In the long run, the pre- venting the purchase of that at lOOZ. which is only worth 50Z. is a saving of 50Z. in the onset ; and, on the other hand, the affording such information as may prevent the rejection (from erroneous ideas) of that which would really meet the wants and wishes of the reader, is a matter of quite as much importance, both on the score of economy, and as a saving of time, trouble, and much vexatious search, which will only end in being obliged to put up with some imperfection at last, — and what imperfections may best be put up with, as re- gards the purpose for which the animal is wanted, — is the spirit and intention under which I wrote, and venture to recommend, " The Stud for Practical Purposes." After the two last-mentioned books, both in- tended to effect a saving of the pocket, it struck me that one havino; for its intent the savino; the life or limbs of the rider might be considered as of at least some use : and, under this impression, I PREFACE TO THE THIRD EDITION. VU produced " Practical Horsemanship," confining its contents chiefly to its intended use — namely, tending to promote the safety and comfort of the rider. This I have attempted to do, by bringing forward such hints as long experience and much personal practice in riding horses of all sorts have taught me are likely to teach the Tyro in Horsemanship how to avoid danger under, and in, peculiar circumstances ; how to counteract any evil propensities in the horse ; how to sit with ease and comfort on him, and, by contracting the seat and air of a horseman, to avoid the rude jeers or jeering looks of the multitude, which an evident display of bad horsemanship is certain to produce. Nor is this book without its claims as to saving the pocket as well as the neck ; for as fine condition often doubles, and its reverse halves the original price of a horse ; so riding him to show him to the best advantage, or so as to go like a brute, in many cases as much increases or di- minishes his value. The old anecdote of a dealer's man askins; whether he was to ride a horse he w^as put upon " to buy or to sell," is corroborative of my opinion on this point ; and I fearlessly assert, that if a bad horseman were to get a good one to ride his horse to show him, or were to do the same A 4 Vlll PREFACE TO THE THIRD EDITION. thing himself, it would with many horses make half the difference in the price to be obtained. My last production, published by Messrs. Longman, *« The Hunting Field," though not intended for the perusal of the generally penu- rious man, is still intended to, and 1 hope does, tell the uninitiated, who mean to indulge in an amusement that cannot be enjoyed without ex- pense, how they may avoid useless expenditure, inasmuch as it attempts to show them the proper kind of horse to purchase, the amount of work a given number are equal to, and how to ride them in the field with the least labour and exertion, both to themselves and their stud ; by doing this, all horsemen know that a moderate horse will, in some men's hands, do wonders and gain a character, where a first-rate one, with an injudicious rider on him, will never be able to keep his proper place with hounds ; and what cost perhaps a couple of hundreds will shortly be estimated as worth sixty for a mere park hack. Thus I trust each of these books will be found, in its particular bear- ing, not merely to conduce to the interest of the reader as regards his comfort, safety, and enjoy- ment, but his pecuniary resources also. H. H. PREFACE to THE FIRST EDITION Whenever a man ventures to give hints or offer advice to others on the management of their pro- perty or affairs (be the nature of them what it may), he lays himself open to a charge of both arrogance and presumption, unless he can bring forward a good reason for fancying himself quali- fied for the task ; for it not merely implies, but plainly states, that he conceives he knows more about the matter than the generality of those for whose perusal he writes. It, therefore, becomes not only a matter of proper respect to them, but a duty he owes himself, to explicitly state that, in offering advice, he does not consider his quali- fications for the task to arise from any fancied superiority or particular perspicuity of intellect in general matters, but from the very homely cir- cumstance 0^ practical experience in those on which he writes. X PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. I feel that I stand in the very delicate position that I have described, in venturing to lay the present work before the public : therefore, if ever a book imperiously called on its author for a preface or introduction, it is absolutely indis- p.,>nsable to " The Pocket and the Stud." I trust most of my readers will agree with me, that supposing, from a particular turn of mind, a man had made the manufacturing of chronometers his study from childhood, and that if circum- stances had compelled him to serve two apprentice- ships to that art, he could not be accused of pre- sumption if, after such experience and practice, he ventured to give advice on the management of a watch to those of far superior attainments in mind in other matters, but who may not have had the same knowledge and practice forced on them, as regards the subject on which he ventured to give advice, or, in more modest phrase, the same experience and practice. ISTow, I am precisely in the situation of such a man, and I trust the liberality of my readers will give me credit for acting only on the same principle in offering advice on the subjects of the present work. I have had a great part of the knowledge I possess, and the practice I have had in these matters, forced on me by untoward PREFACE TO THE FIPwST EDITION. xl circumstances, over which I had no control ; and to those who may not have the same knowledge, and have not had the same practice, I offer my sincere congratulations that they have not been placed in the like predicament, for Fate has -)t vouchsafed to give this knowledge and practice to me as a matter of pleasure, but has buffetted both into me in some of her most angry moods, or at all events, a great part of both are the result of her will and decree. There are, beyond doubt, numberless men who possess more knowledge of, and have had more practice in, the matters contained in this work than I can boast ; and I am equally willing to give them credit for being able (if they felt in- clined to do so) to lay the result of that know- ledge and experience before the public in better form and terms than I can : to such men, of course, this work would be useless ; but I trust that to thousands of others it will not be found to stand in the same position. That there are many gentlemen better judges of horses or their management (as gentlemen's horses) than myself, I make no doubt ; that there are many dealers, breakers, trainers, and others concerned in the sale of horses that know more, I must also, of course, admit ; but it might, perhaps. Xll PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. be difficult to find a man precisely in my situa- tion— namely, that of one born, bred, educated for, and as, a private individual — who, in addi- tion to the knowledge in matters required of a gentleman, has, as I have before stated, been forced to acquire the knowledge of the minutiae of the business and avocation of men in a directly opposite position in society ; but, as such is the fact in my case, I feel it a duty I owe my readers to give a short statement of the circumstances that have caused such an apparent anomaly. I am not of sufficient consequence to render it a matter of the slightest importance to my readers what may be my name ; they will probably be still more indifferent as to what was the orisjin, is the extent, or who may be collateral branches of my family : suffice it to say, that, though it has ever been a family addicted to spending for- tunes, I am the first member of it who ever at- tempted to make money by business. Had they or any of them ever had foresight enough to have done so, I should, probably, never have written '' The Pocket and the Stud." I am the last of that family, except one. If the rest were living, I sup- pose I should be considered a kind of scapegrace, who had sullied their fair fame ; at least I judge so, as my surviving aristocratic relative will not PEEFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. Xlll let me come " between the wind and his no- bility," because, forsooth, I did not choose to starve or beg while I could turn my knowledge of horses to account. Where I was born is, of course, of as little con- sequence to my readers or the public as who I am ; perhaps many of both may say it matters little whether I had ever been horn at all: the where I should never, therefore, have mentioned, but from its coincidence with my propensities. I shall therefore state the locality. Whether these sporting propensities were pre- destined or not, I know not ; but I was born on Enfield Chase, and in a house stated to have been a hunting-lodge of one of our hunting monarchs ; as probably it was, for a farm called the Dog Kennel stood within half-a-mile of the house. A curious old place this said house was, boasting its four rows of eight windows in front, save three on the ground floor, substituted by the entrance to the hall, where deers' horns, rusty pikes, cutlasses, and God knows what, first delighted my boyish eyes. At two years old I made my first debut on the back of an animal; this I did in the following somewhat rude and rustic manner — namely, being daily taken by my nurse to meet the bullocks coming home from labour, on the back of one of XIV PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. which, I am told, I rode In great state up the old avenue to the yard. Thus, so far as riding goes, I may truly say that I rode before I walked. My practice in this particular did not, therefore, begin very late in life. This, as a matter of course, soon led to a pony being wanted, and at six years old I was first blooded by Lady Salis- bury's huntsman on seeing my first fox killed. At eight years old I could ride my father's horses as straight as he could ; at twelve boasted two of my own ; and at sixteen had a regular stable of them, with an allowance, that only made it a matter of surprise that I did not soon go — some- where—headlong. However, I did not then, though I have since, at times, been about as happy as if I were there ; but let me in gratitude allow I have also had hours, days, and years, when I felt as if I were on the diametrically opposite tack. It may be asked, from what I now say, or, very probably, from what I have written, whether I was ever at school ? Yes, reader, I have been at various schools, some of them very odd ones, but never at the sort of school that, if the question were asked, it would refer to. No ; mamma would not part with her only one, so I was managed in this way at home. I loved hunting and horses enthusiastically, and hated Horace and Homer PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. XV as cordially as any young gentleman living : but the bargain was, — Horace, Homer, ajid hunting, but not the one without the other ; so, as I knew that from this decision appeal was useless, I took lessons from the huntsman and tutor at the same time. Manhood came on, and for years my good star was in its ascendancy, till death began to be busy in our family, and as our property, or rather incomes, depended on lives, not on deaths, if cor- dial good wishes for their health could have kept them alive, many of the departed would be to this day still " living." Suits in Chancery ensued ; some lost, others gained, — which will account at once for the vicissitudes of different periods of my hfe, and for the seeming incongruity that I am aware exists in what I have at times written, namely, my acquaintance with scenes, manners, and men so much at variance with each other; in fact, from the habits of the peer to the tricks of the dealer. Yes, reader, I have been behind the curtain, where both are actors ; kind Fortune leading me, a willing and delighted spectator, in the first case ; stern Fate obliging me to dive into the mysteries of the other. But, at the same time, I must allow that I have dived into many curious scenes and places voluntarily, from mere curiosity. I have sipped chambertin in a ducal XVI PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. residence, tete-a-tete with its noble owner. I have drunk half-and-half with Tom Crib in his parlour. I have dined in noble halls where aris- tocracy, beauty, and brilliancy, dazzled the sight and charmed the senses. I have dined at farmers' clubs where drink dubbed every man " a right good fellow," which stentorian lungs declared " nobody could deny." I have danced in princely drawing-rooms, and so " faith I have " at Donny- brook Fair. I have been presented at more than one court ; so I have at the racket-court at the Fleet and Queen's Bench prisons. I have also gone to very recherche dinners in the latter place, where two honourables, a noble lord, one of the most fascinating women living, myself, and one whose name we frequently see mentioned as about our present court, formed the party. So have I (when I had a farm on my hands) dined in a field on cold bacon on a lump of bread. I have had a stable full of hunters of my own, so have I stabled a hundred horses belonging to other persons. I have given tradesmen a cheque for their bill for follies that now I wonder at. I have received one of another sort when in business for sending in my own. I have sold many of my own horses when it was a matter of indifference to me whether I sold one. I have been twice — once for six and PREFACE TO THE FIEST EDITION". XVU once for eight successive years — in a situation where hundreds of horses — some my own and some the property of others — passed every year through my hands. I have driven my own four horses; so have I scores of teams belonging to coach proprietors ; so was I once, when very closely screwed up in pecuniary matters, very near driving one as an addition to my limited means, with this very consoling addendum to any other feelings I miorht have on the occasion from the mouth of the worthy proprietor: — "I am sorry that just now I have no vacancy on a pleasant coach to give you, but there is the mail, that poor was killed from last week, going through forest, where the road is always in a shameful state ; if you would like that till I can get you a better, I will put you on it with pleasure." Though not a very particular man, I thought the share of pleasure on my part in undertaking a night mail that another had been killed from, would be very small indeed ; so this vicissitude — namely, driving as a paid coachman — has not been added to the many of my life. Let me hope that this rough sketch will suffice to account, first, for any seeming incongruities in what I may have at different times written ; but, a XVlll PREFACE TO THE FIRST EDITION. above all, that it will show that, if early initiation in all horse affairs, constant practice, and conse- quent experience, can be admitted as an apology for a work containing hints and advice on such subjects, the intent with which it is written will be taken into the favourable consideration of the public, and plead in extenuation of any defi- ciency there may be in the mode in which it haa been carried out. CONTENTS. INTRODUCTION. Page The Author's Apology for instructing his Readers. — Advantages of Experience. — Obstacles in the Way of profiting by it. — Necessity of their Removal 1 CHAPTER I. Suggestions as to the best Way of buying a Horse. — Advice of a judicious Friend indispensable. — Never buy for yourself. — How to choose an Adviser. — What Kind of Horse to choose. — Different Sorts of Dealers, Breeders, &c. CHAP. II. Stable Management. — Ventilation — Warmth. — Dif- ferent Treatment for different Horses. — Dryness. — Wide Doors. — Stall Posts. — Racks. — Windows. — Balls. — Mangers. — Head Collars. — Collar Shanks. — Muzzles. — Lofts. — Objections to keeping Hay in them. — Different Materials for Stable Floors. — Causes for hanging back. — Stable Drainage. — Stable Requisites. — Necessity of Rule. — Saddle and Harness-room. — Stoves. — Boxes - - 45 no XX CONTENTS. CHAP. III. Page Different Kinds of Food. -Hay. -Straw.- Oats. _- Beans. - Bran. - Malt. - Barley. - Carrots. - Chaff - - - CHAP. IV. Stable Economy. -How to set about it. -Evils of improper Directions. - The right Sort of Instruc- tions.- Ingenuity of Servants. -Choice of a Groom. - Ordinary Cost of Keep. — Tabular Statement.— Veterinary Surgeons. - When to be consulted. - Illustrative Anecdotes - - ■ * ' 146 CHAP. V. The different Value of different Horses. -The best Judge of a Horse. -Cases in point. -The Price of Perfection 169 CHAP. VI. Different Modes of keeping Horses. — Chaque Pays, chaque Mode. -The Kind of Horse best suited lor different Carriages.— On Single-horse Carriages and Pair-horse ditto. — The Pros and Cons of keepmg Carriage-horses and Hunters at Livery. — Jobbing of Hor°ses. — Summary of the Work - - - 187 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. INTRODUCTION. THE author's apology FOR INSTRUCTING HIS READERS.— ADVANTAGES OF EXPERIENCE. OBSTACLES IN THE WAY OF PROFITING BY IT. NECESSITY OF THEIR REMOVAL. " Prologue precedes the piece, in mournful verse, As undertakers walk before the hearse." In these words commences the prologue to a play : why should they not serve for an introduc- tion to this volume, — not being so inapt to the subject as they may at first appear? First, then, in commencing a preface, I am an undertaker; and in beginning the work, I am an undertaker still. There is, however, this difference between us ; I endeavour to make my work go on as cheerfully as I possibly can — my brother under- taker makes his proceed as mournfully as possible. He feels it his duty to walk before his work; where- as I see no advantage in my walking before mine, though I shall feel much flattered if others will only be kind enough to walk after it; not that in- B 2 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. ducing them to walk is by any means its purport — quite the contrary, its aim is to tell them how to ride, with as little waste of money as possible. In this, I trust, I lay myself under no imputation of conceit or arrogance ; inasmuch as the chief part of the advice I give is, that they should act on that of others. In so doing I have, to the best of my judgment, done one of my duties to my readers. I suspect the wishes of my brother un- dertaker and my own differ materially as regards our friends, as I sincerely hope the day is far dis- tant when I shall do my last duty by them. Whatever may be a man's occupation in life, or whatever his possessions, there can be no doubt but that (setting aside the common contingencies of luck) the carrying on of his pursuits with ad- vantage to himself, and also probably to others, depends chiefly on proper and judicious manage- ment ; and, in like manner, the rendering of his possessions as valuable as their nature will allow, depends chiefly on the manner in which they are treated. A vast number of persons find themselves so situated that their possessions, be they of what kind they may, so far from affording them plea- sure or profit, produce but little of either, although they spare no expense in their management. It might be supposed that such persons would, at least, gain experience, as some equivalent for their THE PEICE OF EXPERIENCE. 3 money ; if they did, the dearness of the purchase, or its reverse, would depend on how much that experience had cost, and how much it had been w^anted. To many it Avould be cheap at one half their fortune, for it might save the other. A great many do not get it so cheap. I know some who have spent about eighty per cent, of their capital, and, so far as I can perceive, have not yet got hold of any of this valuable commodity (expe- rience) ; or, at least, if they have, they do not seem to make use of it. I conclude they excuse themselves for not doing this, as a well-known cha- racter in Leicestershire did for not stopping, on his friend getting a most desperate fall. Being asked if his friend was not seriously hurt : " I should think he was killed," said he, '^from the way I saw him lie ; but the pace was too good to stop to inquire." Now with respect to gaining experience by con- stant loss, the fact is, many do gain it ; but what they do gain is not of the right or useful sort. They merely gain that which tells them they are losing money ; but they do not gain that which would make them act more judiciously. And why they do not is very easily accounted for. Instead of attributing their losses or disappointments to any error in their management, they will gene- rally impute it to their ill-luck, and in a certain degree they are right ; but their ill-luck consists B 2 4 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. in something very different from what they sup- pose or wish to be supposed. We will suppose a groom puts on a horse's head collar in such a way that, if the animal merely rubs his head against the manger, the collar comes off; he gets loose, gets kicked by another horse, or in some way gets hurt ; a veterinary surgeon is sent for ; the horse remains for weeks unable to work ; a heavy bill comes in ; and after all the horse is blemished. Case the first. As soon as the horse is got into work, the owner rides him to a friend's house, where he intends dining ; is somewhat late, so rides fast ; gets the horse heated ; gives him to any person who comes to take him on his arrival ; no particular direction or caution is given; the horse, in all proba- bility, gets cold. Again comes the veterinary surgeoa ; and as of course came the cold, so of course comes the vet.'s bill ; whether of course it is paid is another matter, and not to our purpose here. Case the second. The owner now wishes to drive this same horse in harness ; the groom undertakes his management. He is, perhaps, put into a gig at once. " Oh, Sir, he won't kick ; " but he does. " Who would have thought it ! " Why any one knowing anything of putting horses in harness would have thought it very likely that he would ; for his being " quiet as a lamb," is no guarantee that he will not PUTTING THE SADDLE ON THE RIGHT HORSE. 5 kick the first time he is put in harness ; he does, and lames or scarifies hinsself. Case the third. " What an unlucky brute that is," exclaims the owner ; " he is always getting into some mis- chief." Now luck, good or bad, had nothing to do in either case: mismanagement and want of proper precaution brought on each catastrophe." ^* Hov7 very unfortunate you are with all your horses, James," cries the cara sposa ; '' they cost you as much in surgeon's bills as in their keep ! " The owner and the lady are both right in what they say, though their correctness is so in a different way from what they mean. The horse is an unlucky brute to belong to one who knows little of the management of horses; the gentleman is unfortu- nate, in trusting to that management. Perhaps some of my readers may recognise such a case. The ill-luck is their not knowing how to ma- nage better. This they will never know, so long as they hold so erroneous an idea as to the nature of their ill-luck; for while any man can flatter himself that he is managing anything as well as it can be managed, he would conceive it not only to be an act of supererogation, but of absolute folly, to attempt to manage it better. And there is nothing hypothetical in the idea, that if a thing is done as well as it can be done, it cannot be done better ; this conviction is very rife amongst B 3 6 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. persons who do anything, when estimating their own qualities and acts. This very prevalent idea may appear to border very closely on over-weening vanity on the part of those who entertain it, but candour must in- duce us to exculpate many of such persons from so serious a charge ; for, if we fairly consider the case, it requires a good deal of time, practice, ob- servation, and modesty, to teach a man that he really is managing anything badly. He may find that what he manages does not answer his wishes or expectations : but, unless he seeks or has the opportunity of seeing another person's mode of manao'ino- the same thing, and also sees it succeed under a different management, what is to tell him that his own mode is and has been wrong ? Practice and good sense combined may, in time, certainly show him his errors, and teach him to adopt other and perhaps better modes ; but this does not even follow by any means as a matter of course — " ccelum non animum mutant qui trans mare cur- runt'" A man in doing anything may change his mode; but if acting only on the suggestions of his own mind and invention, he must be more fortunate than his neighbours, if he does not find it necessary to make several alterations in his plans before he produces one solid improvement. Practice and experience, though very sure, are ge- nerally very slow and very expensive teachers; and CHACUN A SON METIER. 7 if a man sets out with general mismanagiement of anything, though time and practice may eventually get him in the right road, he will find a strong purse also necessary to back him on his journey ; and with all this, he will yet remain in error, if he continues to attribute his failure to ill-luck. He would, under such impressions, still blunder on in the wrong way, and would not change his plans ; by doing which he has at least the chance of hitting on a good one, or at all events on some better one than the last. A man with a less extravagant opinion of his own abilities would neither continue long in any habitual error, or even trust to himself in adopt- ing other modes, if he could avail himself of the advice or suggestions of those of more experience and practice ; it does not follow that he must look for a man of superior mental attainments to himself in order to derive benefit from his advice ; he may feel perfectly satisfied that the qualities of his own mind are infinitely superior to those of his adviser. For a little reflection would con- vince us that, however great may be our natural abilities, and however highly they may have been cultivated by education, a common plumber's labourer might be able to give us a lesson in hydraulics that would excite our surprise, or, at least, our curiosity and admiration. It is true, the plumber's man may make sad havoc even B 4 8 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. with his mother tongue ; and, if he were told that the Missouri emptied itself into the Caspian Sea, would, of course, believe it. He is not one to apply to for geographical information, we must allow ; but the man of education need not laugh at the other's ignorance. If he did I would ask him if he could oblige me by putting on a sucker to my pump ? Not he, for the life of him ; though a bit of leather and nails are all that is wanted. If, therefore, he wants to interfere with pumps, he had better seek information from others before he puts them out of order by adopt- ing his own ideas, and pursuing his own plans in matters that he knows but little about. It is much the same with horses. There are many persons to whom I stand in the position of the plumber, as well as of the chronometer maker mentioned in the preface. To such I offer no apology for soliciting their attention to these pages ; for, in this case, I trust I am not guilty of presumption. Nor do I offer any apo- logy to those who know more of the subject than myself; for, of course, I do not write for their instruction. CHAPTER I. SUGGESTIONS AS TO THE BEST WAY OF BUYING A HORSE. ADVICE OF A JUDICIOUS FRIEND INDISPENSABLE. NEVER BUY FOR YOURSELF. HOW TO CHOOSE AN ADVISER. — WHAT KIND OF HORSE TO CHOOSE. DIFFERENT SORTS OF DEALERS, BREEDERS, ETC. Looking at horses in a general way, so far as they are kept by gentlemen, we must chiefly regard them as objects of show and amusement ; for though utility may also be added, this is but a secondary consideration with such persons in their inducements to keep them. Whether, how- ever, we consider them as objects of luxury or utility, or as both, the keeping them in the best health and condition becomes an object of material moment — as regarding kindness to the animal, vanity as to his general appearance as belonging to ourselves, and also as a matter of pecuniary consideration; for I do not know any saleable article whose price is more enhanced or deteriorated by its appearance than the horse ! and that appearance, barring accident or illness, depends wholly on the mode in which he is treated; and, in fact, both accident and illness greatly depend on his treatment also. If it was 10 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. not SO, why do we dally see one man losing heavy sums by his horses (independent of their general expenses of keep, attendants, &c.); an- other losing only the amount of those general expenses; a third making them nearly keep themselves; and a fourth making them do this altogether, and also occasionally putting some- thing in his pocket by them? This all arises from the different way in which these different men first huy, and then treat their horses. All men, or at least ninety-nine out of a hun- dred, who can ride or drive a horse decently, are fully satisfied that they can also buy him. Now, though riding or driving, even moderately well, is not a matter of very easy attainment, or learnt by the generality of those who keep horses, and though to do both well falls to the lot of very few indeed, the buying part of the business is far more difficult still. Yet such is the infatuation of most persons, that though they find they rarely, if ever, buy a horse fitted for their purpose, and, as a matter of course, lose heavily by all that are not, experience seems entirely thrown away on them, and they persevere in buying for themselves to the day of their death — the only circumstance that could prevent their still going to market. There are certainly some men, who, if they are in want of a horse, but really know little about the matter, will ask a friend, perhaps a first-rate EST MODUS IN REBUS. 11 judge, " to look out for them : " that is, they are disposed to honour such a friend by permitting him to trot about to twenty different dealers' stables and see perhaps forty horses out, and for what? That the purchaser may then go and pass his judgment on these same horses ! I do not know what such gentlemen may think while making such a request ; but this I know, unless a man had made up his mind to the honour of becoming their groom, I should certainly recom- mend him to decline that of being their tout. I scarcely know a piece of greater impertinence than that of a man who is in want of a horse asking another, in the common term, " to look out for him." One might certainly, without giving any offence, say to another, " I want a brougham horse, and should like such a colour and size, and intend going to such a price ; if, in your walks or rides, you should happen to see anything of the sort, would you oblige me by dropping me a line saying to whom he belongs ? " To which may be added (whether true or not), by way of a sweet- ener, " If you tell me you think him a clever one, I am sure I shall like him ; and I dare say buy him." Here is merely a little friendly and gentlemanly commission given from one man to another ; no trouble given to a friend to save your own ; and as the friend does not, in such a case, select the 12 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. animal, or tell you he is one he recommends you to buy, you pay him no ill compliment in not doing so. It is true there may not be many men on whose judgment we should choose to rely ; that is, there are very few men whom one that is a good judge himself would depute to buy him a horse ; but supposing a man is not a good judge, and is not fortunate enough to possess a friend who is, and would undertake the task of pur- chasing or advising, in that case, supposing the person wanting an animal knows some one who he is aware is not a first-rate judge, but is still a better one than himself, he would do better to trust to him than to go to market himself, inasmuch as it would be better the friend should buy him a horse a little thick in the wind, than that he should buy one for himself with the same complaint (or some other), and a little down in his eyes into the bargain. I have been told that, as a child, if I was shown any thing, my first exclamation used to be, *' Let me do that my own self." This held good in doing anything, whether it was to me possible or not. No doubt the general result of this was cut or bruised fingers, ending in a lusty roar. Still it did not cure me ; I was at the same thing on the next occasion presenting itself. Perhaps some of my friends and acquaintances of mature age may THANKLESSNESS OF ADVICE. 13 be actuated by the same desire of doing certain things themselves, with equally unfortunate re- sults. I have an acquaintance who boasts that he never does anything without getting the advice of his friends. This is quite true : he does not. He gets it, but no one who knows him will ever accuse him of acting on any one's advice but his own ; and if one may judge by the results of what he does, I should say his counsellor has not usurped all the wisdom of the bar for the benefit of his client. I could say pretty much the same thing of many of my friends, who retain the same counsel when purchasing their horses. The office of purchasing «?2ything for friends, is one that a sensible man would certainly rather avoid than seek ; for should he, in point of quality or price, by superior tact or judgment, save a friend thirt}^, forty, or fifty per cent, in the purchase, he would first find it difficult to persuade that friend that he had done so, or that the friend could not have done as well for himself. Then should the horse or article purchased turn out ever so well, he will barely get thanks for what he did: but should he or it not realise every ex- pectation formed, he will not only get constant and sundry direct and indirect hints on the sub- ject, but, worse than all, will probably find that he will be expected to turn salesman. Should he 14 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. get the purchase off without loss, all that will be thought is, that it was no more than his absolute duty to do so. If any loss accrues, it will pro- bably be delicately insinuated, that had the friend purchased on his own judgment this would not have happened ; though it may be perfectly well known that he never made a purchase in his life by which he did not lose. But then, of course, that all arose from ill-luck, not from want of judgment — for this is a want to which very few are subject, when judging themselves ; though their thinking so is the best possible proof that they do labour under such deficiency. Notwithstanding these stumbling blocks in the way of obliging another, no man of good feeling or good -nature would, where his judgment was properly appreciated, refuse to purchase for a friend, if, from any circumstance, his doing so would render a service ; but then, purchasing for a friend is quite a different thing to playing jackal and starting the game for Mr. Lion to select from, or forking out the chesnuts to save Mr. Pus: the risk or trouble of doinoj it himself. To be requested by a friend to look at a horse lie has found, is a compliment ; to be sent to find one for the friend to look at is diametrically the reverse. Now, if a lady flattered me by a commission to find her a horse, the case would be widely different '^A HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOUR." 15 — I would not object to find her a hundred, if I could, to select from. With nineteen ladies in twenty the look of the animal is a matter of para- mount importance. A particular mark, shade of colour, mane, tail, ears, legs — even countenance, are all scanned : each fair equestrian has her own ideas and predilections as to what are beauties, or the reverse. Then the style of going is another consideration ; for it is not altogether whether the animal goes well, but whether the going suits the lady's ideas. It is not necessary that a horse should be altogether of a good sort, to be very clever as a lady's horse ; for beauty, safety, and pleasantry is all that in ordinary cases is requisite. If I picked out twenty horses, each of whom I knew would carry a woman well, if a lady objected to every one, I should feel in no way mortified or offended ; for the fact would be, they would not be objected to as unfit for \\iQ purpose, but merely because they did not hit the taste of the lady. The other qualifications she leaves to be appreci- ated by those more informed on such matters. A man may say he has a right to please his taste in horses as well as a lady, Ko doubt he has so ; and if he looks out for himself he may look at all the horses on sale in London if he pleases, till he becomes, like some I know, who are such marked men among dealers, from the num- bers they look at without buying, that it is with 16 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. reluctance a dealer will order out a horse for them to look at. However, so long as such gentlemen do not attempt to trouble others to be on the '4ook out for them," it is all well enough. For though a man may be disposed to humour, and get dealers and others to humour, the caprices of a woman, he must be of a much more accommodating dispo- sition than I — or, I should say, most others — if he would do the same for a man. But we will suppose a man wishes to avail him- self of the better judgment of another person, yet at the same time, reasonably enough, wishes to indulge his own taste as to general appearance. Let him get the person, whose judgment he wants, to take a walk with him, and as he will see in his walk all sorts of horses, he has only to show the style of one he likes for certain purposes : the thing is then easy enough to manage. Supposing a man to be a known first-rate judge, there are two distinct classes of persons for whom he may, in a general way, safely pur- chase, without subjecting himself to the several disagreeable results I have mentioned. First, a man who is a perfect judge himself; for, if from want of opportunity, time, or any other cause, he asks an equally good judge to purchase for him, he will mention (if it is not already known) the style of horse he likes for any particular purpose, then the purpose for which he is wanted, and the A SATISFACTORY CASE. 17 price he intends to give ; and what is usual among such men, will give a cheque, or the amount of money for the purchase. Such a man knows horses too well to expect you to send him perfection; but he will feel certain that the horse sent him will be fit for the intended purpose, and the purchaser will feel equally certain that what he does send will be properly estimated. And even supposing the horse does not quite answer expectation, knowing all the difficulties of the case, there will be a proper appreciation of the pains taken and judgment used in the selection. If, from any peculiar whim or fancy of the owner, the horse does not quite suit his wishes, he will have sense enough to lay the blame on himself, and not on the purchaser ; and should the horse even turn out bad or unfortunate, good sense will tell him that the same thing, or some other, might have occurred had he purchased for himself. Nor will his confidence in the purchaser's judg- ment be at all shaken by the circumstance. •These are by far the pleasantest of all men to have to act for. The other is the case of one who knows nothino" to at all about horses, and has sense enough both to know and admit that such is his situation. He will also mention the purpose for which he wants the animal; may, perhaps, state the colour he would prefer, or the size, or about the size he 18 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. wishes, if necessary : he will know that if he states the purpose to which the horse is to be applied, and whether show or use, or both com- bined, be wanted, the proper horse for the purpose Avill be sent him, whether it is to carry eight stone or eighteen, to draw a brougham or a pony carriage ! Possibly, nay, most probably, the horse sent will be quite a different sort of animal to the one he would have purchased for himself. In fact, the one being a judge, and the other no judge at all, it is twenty to one but it will be so ; for if not, there would be no use in employing another person. What is, however, generally the result? He finds the one sent carries or draws him pleasantly and safely; he has got what he wanted for his use, and probably writes and tells the purchaser he would not take twice the mo- ney given, if it was offered him, to part with his purchase. He would be quite right in refusing it, unless the same judge would good-naturedly undertake to get him another ; and even then he would be wise to hesitate. It is bad economy in a man, who is not conversant with buying and selling, to part from anything that suits him for profit on its sale ; nor should such a man, if suited, ever part from a horse which, taking him on the whole, does his business well and comfortably, under the idea of getting perfection. He will not get it, though dealers may assure him that he will. MAN AND HOESES OF THE RIGHT SORT. 19 They thrive by keeping alive hopes in this parti- cular : let a man give money enough, and change often enough, he will be ruined by it. My first, best, and most strenuous advice to any man wanting horses, not being a thorough, good, practical judge, yet wishing to keep the money together, I shall write in large characters — NEVER BUY FOR YOURSELF. I am quite satisfied that most men who are good judges would, if they studied their pecuniary interests only, very often do much better by letting an equally good judge buy for them, than by purchasing for themselves. I have an acquaintance whom, if I wanted a hunter, or, indeed any sort of horse, I would certainly get to purchase for me, with quite as much confidence in his judgment, indeed, I will say more, than I should have in my own. In such a case, I should at once send him so much money ; beg him to give that, less or more if I could afibrd it, and send me the nag. If on seeing him I did not quite like his looks, I should be certain there was a something to fully make amends for any little falling off in this par- ticular. If on riding him we did not seem com- fortable together, I should be satisfied it arose from some want of management on my part, and c 2 20 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. I will be bound I should find myself right in confiding in my friend's judgment. I must correct what I perceive I have said in one particular. I have stated that I would as rea- dily take my friend's opinion of any horse as my own. If I had added of any really good sort of horse, I should have been right ; but if I wanted a selling, money-making direct, London horse, I would in such a case prefer my own judgment and taste, simply for this reason — I have had more of such horses pass through my hands, and think I know London taste better, from having mixed more among a certain class of society than he has — a class who would regard show and fashion before intrinsic worth or merit in their horses, or, indeed, in many cases, in their acquaintance. Such is precisely the sort of horse my friend is not a judge of, and is the reverse of one he would own or purchase for any one else. He is a capital sportsman, capital judge of horses, and, moreover, a capital fellow, but hates worthless animals in horse or man, though both may be turned to account in London by a man who knows how to manage them, and this is all such horses or such men are fit for. In saying that good judges would often do well in letting an equally good judge purchase for them, it must be observed, I say their pecuniary interest, without reference to their amusement, their whims, or caprices. As **NE FRONTE FIDES." 21 a proof of this, it is quite well known there are many men who have been employed by dealers to go to fairs and other places, to purchase horses for them, and have always on the average bought well for their employers. These men have turned dealers, and when buying for themselves have been as unfortunate and injudicious in their pur- chases as before they were successful and prudent. I know one most respectable person who has rung the changes on being dealer's man and dealer him- self several times over. He never succeeded for himself, but always did so when employed for others. The fact I have stated must at first appear somewhat unaccountable; but a little considera- tion will show that it arose from a very natural cause. I have said the person was a respectable man; I need not, therefore, say he was an honest one. Why he did not succeed as a dealer did not arise from ill-luck, imprudence in his business, or from not being a good salesman ; but from buying badly for himself. The cause was this. No man knew better the kind of horse to buy to pay ; and when employed for others, his good judgment and honesty never allowed him to buy any other ; but when laying out his own money, he departed from those fundamental rules that should invariably guide every man in purchasing to make money, or, at least, to avoid loss. He would sometimes give c 3 22 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. an imprudent price, because he fancied a horse ; sometimes would let a money-making horse escape him because he did not fancy him ; and at other times would be tempted by a comparatively low price to buy one that his judgment condemned. But when acting for others he allowed no whim, fancies, or price to hoodwink his good judgment as to what ought or ought not to be purchased. If, therefore, such a man would allow fancy to mislead — in fact direct his judgment, — what may we not expect one to do who does not buy ex- pressly for sale, and is not an experienced buyer for any purpose. Many a good judge is often so captivated by some peculiar point in a horse, either as to beauty or qualification, that he is tempted to buy him against his judgment ; he has a right to do so if he can afford to pay for his whim, but he would not buy such a horse for another. In laying out the money of another person, or in giving advice to another, he would only look at intrinsic value ; that value might consist in beauty, or action, or both ; but he would use his best efforts to get his friend or employer value for his money — in short, would only buy a horse likely to " keep the money together." If a man fell in love with a beautiful face and faultless figure in woman, accompanied by the temper and disposition of a very fiend, perhaps A CHANGEABLE GENTLEMAN, 23 nothing could induce him to forego possessing his idol ; but, where his senses would not be so fasci- nated, he would not select such a one as a wife for a friend. I have seen good judges thus infa- tuated with a horse who, taking him in all par- ticulars, was about as desirable an acquisition in Ms way. This is another idol. I congratulate the man who gets both ; but looking to the latter only, if good judges, when buying for themselves, will sometimes get into such scrapes, what have the bad ones to expect ? The man who is not a horseman must further bear in mind the very different situation in which he will stand if he gets a horse that does not suit him, to that of the man who knows what he is about. If the latter gets hold of a horse with certain failings, he knows how to cure or palliate them ; or if not, to so far hide them as to enable him to get rid of them, and the brute with them. The man who is not a horseman can do neither. Whatever may be the faults in a horse that he may purchase, they will be shown in all their deformity, when in his possession ; very probably be made worse. Then Tattersall's " to be sold for what he will fetch," is the only remedy. There some other Mr. Green gets accommodated ; the original one (notwithstanding the lesson) no doubt going to market again : he will then probably get the significant colour changed, and gets done C 4 24 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. Brown. This do possibly makes him look very Black, till he again sells, and again buys one who, on his mounting him, makes him look very Pale, and throws him. This makes him Black-and- blue : he sells him, and gets another bargain. Before mounting, he looks at his bruises ; he finds they are Green ; and when he is mounted, the people look at him, and declare he is Mr. Green again. I have given what I know to be good advice to such persons ; that is — not to buy at all. If, however, they are determined to run the risk of doing so, I will tell them the sort of horse they will have a chance of not losing much by ; and, on the other hand, the sort by which they must lose. Every man knows the purpose or purposes for which he wants a horse ; but as possibly he does not know the sort fit for the purpose, let him at least show this much judgment — let him buy one that has been satisfactorily doing the same sort of work he wants him for, and one that has been seasoned to it. Such a horse, from many circumstances, he may have the opportunity of buying at a fair price ; in short, at something like his ordinary value. I am now only alluding to road horses, for we will not suppose any man insane enough to contemplate buying hunters unless he is a good judge of them ; and, indeed, unless he is this, and a good horseman to boot, he will have no occasion, or, I should think, inclina- ESTIMATION OF MERIT VARIES. 25 tion to possess them. Mrs. Glass says, "first catch your hare ; " but she supposes you to be already a cook, otherwise she would probably have said " first make yourself a cook : " so I should say, first make yourself a horseman, then get the hunters. When I recommend the tyro among horses only to buy such as he has seen doing in a satis- factory way the description of work for which he wants them, I must give him another caution, and that is, to consider whether he is judge enough to decide whether the horse has done this work in a proper manner; for a satisfactory way, as the term is here applicable, renders it by no means a definite one ; as the question may be put, " satis- factory way " to whom ? For if it is only satis- factory to a person who does not know how work ought to be done, the buyer may get possession of a brute that he will not find it very easy to get rid of under considerable loss. Doing work as it ought to be done, and only doing it some- how, just makes the difference, in two horses of similar age, soundness, and appearance, of being worth a hundred and forty, or only forty. It is true there are many persons who are content if their animal does his business anyhow, provided he does it ; and if they are satisfied with this, and have bought such a treasure at his proper value, he is as good value to them as the best 26 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. stepper that ever looked through a bridle ; but as men, who are not judges of horses, are gene- rally equally astray in their ideas of how they should do their business, the chances are they give as much for a brute as for a clever nag. This will never " keep the money together ; " for though a man may fancy his brute to be as good, and worth as much, as such a horse as the Mar- quis of Anglesey would ride or drive, if he at- tempts to sell him he will find the whole of his mistake, and only one fourth of his money, as the consequence of purchasing for himself. It there- fore becomes equally necessary for such a man to consult a judge as to how a horse does his work that has been at it, as it does to take the opinion of such a man in purchasing one to put to work that he has not been doino^. The next thing to be looked at is how the horse has been treated, for to bring one from good or careful management to the reverse is certain loss. If a man who has a farm of poor land was to purchase cattle from the rich feed of Lincoln- shire, he must lose by every head he buys, to a dead certainty. I did not mean an equivoque by the expression, but let it stand, for probably some of them at least would die ; but if a lot of Scots or Kerries are put on the same land, they will not only " keep the money together," but materially increase it. ALTERATIONS NOT ALWAYS IMPROVEMENTS. 27 So it is with horses ; almost all of them will improve on additional care; but every one will lose in condition, and consequently in value, by a want of that care to which they have been accustomed. If a man wants a horse to stand heat and cold, wet and dry, three or four sweats a-day, with permission to clean himself against a post, nothing but a country butcher's hack would do it. If, not intending to use a horse thus unfairly, he wants a quick buggy horse that can step over his seven miles into town in about thirty minutes, go back in the evening, and do this, we will say, five times a-week, and keep in condition, he must get one that has been used to it, or he must bring him to it by slow degrees. One of the best buggy horses I ever had I bought of a Whitechapel carcass butcher, merely from seeing him come into town, certainly at the rate of sixteen miles an hour, with a heavy man and two calves in the cart ; but I gave eio-hty-five guineas for him, and the good butcher showed me two other nags, nearly as clever, and in as fine condition as hunters. He prided him- self much on this; in fact they could not be otherwise, for, partly from good judgment, and partly from the nature of his business, his horses had the three great promoters of condition — good care, plenty of corn, and fast work. Now if any man bought one of these horses. 28 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. and gave him less work and less com, he might do very well, and look well, but he would not be in the condition our friend the butcher had him. With the same feeding and less work he would get fat, foul, good for little, and perhaps either vicious or sluggish ; with less corn and the same work he would become thin, dispirited, and de- bditated ; with the same corn and work, and bad care, he would get colds, swelled legs, inflamed lungs, farcy — in short, out of condition in every way. The butcher's horses were treated in the precise way to keep them in the highest state of health and condition, and whoever had bought them, the more or less he departed from the same way, the more or less would they lose tip-top con- dition— that is, such condition as is in all cases necessary to horses called on to exhibit both speed and lasting quality. This is not, of course, necessary to all horses; but whatever the horse's business may be, to enable him to do that with ease to himself and owner, he should be in the best possible condition for the work he has to perform; in fact his condition, and consequent capability, should be such as to qualify him for greater exertion than he is daily called upon to perform, if we wish him to do his ordinary work pleasantly to himself and to his owner. Although I regret to say there are not so many kind horse- masters in the world as the animal deserves, still THE STUD VERSUS THE POCKET. 29 there are many ; but there are also many, who, intending to be the most indulgent masters living, are, from not knowing what is and what is not kindness to animals, quite the reverse of what they wish to be. I have an acquaintance for whom I purchased a very clever horse, and, when in proper condition, a very strikingly-handsome one. In this sort of condition he was last spring, when I sent him to his present owner. No man was more disposed to be kind than his new master; still when I saw the horse in his stable, only two months afterwards, he was no more the same horse than he was the Hero, or any other. He was one of the hand- somest coloured greys I ever saw, except Old Isaac, who was precisely the same. When I sent him to his new master he shone like a bottle, was as round as one, and all the muscles in their right place. His mane and tail, both of which were par- ticularly handsome, looked like spun glass; and his legs, which were remarkably good, felt and looked clean and firm as iron. When I next saw him, his coat was dead as a scrubbing-brush, and in many parts somewhat of the same colour ; his mane and tail a kind of dust colour, and felt as if they had been washed with greasy water; his muscles flabby, and his legs filled and flaccid ; in fact, if he had bought the horse of a dealer, and had given a hundred for him, the man would 30 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. have been quite justified if he had been asked to take him back, in offering fifty as the maximum price in his then condition ; though no doubt had such a case occurred, the owner would have set down the dealer as a rogue for making such an offer. Now none of this falling off in point of condition arose from any ill usage or intended un- kindness, but solely from want of judicious ma- nagement. He had come from a stable where all was done right ; he went to one where all was done wrong. It would have been uncourteous in me to say so on seeing him : indeed, I conceived it to be unnecessary, considering the horse told this pretty plainly himself. Of some of his master's peculiarities in managing horses at work I shall, perhaps, have occasion to speak by way of eluci- dation of some other matters ; I have said enouo-h for my purpose here. I have said that every horse will suffer from coming from a good master to a bad one : this is indisputable. I have also added that most horses will improve by coming to a better home than the one they may have left ; but the inexperienced purchaser must bear in mind that better treatment does not always mean increased feeding or dimin- ished work : that must, of course, depend on the quantity the animal had had of each. If the feed- ing had not been in adequate proportion to the exertion, the horse would improve either by in- LOSS, MAJOR AND MINOR. 31 creased feed or lessened exertion; but a man might get into a serious predicament by taking one from high feeding and strong work, and only riding or driving him three or four miles a day at the rate of six miles per hour, though he might, to a certain degree, diminish the very high feed he had been accustomed to. For instance, there are numberless horses going in coaches, omnibuses, and occasionally one in a cab let out for hire that do their work well, quietly, and are in good condition ; but give them to a man wha would only require what would hardly be exercise to them, he would find many of them take a very extraordinary mode of showing their gratitude for the indulgence ; and, vice versa, give a lady or gentleman's fat pet to a Newmarket jockey, merely to ride between the heats, if he had several races to ride during the day the boys would kill him by merely bringing the clothes from the starting to the ending post of each race. For these reasons, I would strenuously recom- mend persons who do not understand the purchas- ing or management of horses, yet wish to avoid inconvenience and loss, under no circumstances to make purchases on their own judgment, if they would not suiFer in person or pocket. For even supposing they go to a perfectly honest dealer, he is not to judge as to what is likely to suit. He will not sell them a lame or vicious horse : but it 32 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. is not to be expected, if he has an unpromising young one, or a seasoned horse that is a brute, that he is to chronicle the imperfections of his own property, or to be philanthropic enough to keep such an animal, lest another person should be inconvenienced by purchasing him. If, on the other hand, such a person as I have mentioned goes to a rogue, of course he is done every way, both as to price and qualifications. We will suppose a much stronger case, and one where there is the least probability of deception on one hand, or error on the other ; viz., where a man not conversant with horse affairs goes to pur- chase of another of similar character (two respect- able tradesmen, we will say) : the one, having no further use for his horse, wishes to sell ; the other, wanting a horse, wishes to buy ; the ani- mal is known by both parties to have done his work quietly and honestly for the last twelve months, and never to have been during that time (in the common phrase) '^ sick or sorry." Here, says or thinks a man, I am surely certain to get precisely what I want, and cannot err in buying. He will find he may though ; for if the fresh purchaser wants such a horse for a different kind of purpose, or intends to treat him differently, be it with more or less indulgence, what the horse has been seen to do with his last master will be no guarantee of his doing equally " INCIDIT IN SCYLLAM QUI VULT/' ETC. 33 well with his new one. But we will suppose the new one does intend in every particular to treat and use him as he has been used and treated be- fore ; surely a person might say, " In such a case I may venture to buy without better advice than my own." Certainly you may, and possibly — I will say probably — the horse will suit you; and if so, you would do little harm in buying ; but, should you want to sell, very probably you would, even under these favourable auspices, lose half your money ; for this reason — though the horse may have done his work honestly enough, he may be but a brute after all. His former purchaser may have bought him of a dealer who behaved as well as could be asked of him, — namely, selling a sound, quiet animal ; but, depend on it, he got from the kind of customer to whom he sold, sixty for what was only worth thirty. The owner tells you, as a friend, true enough, "I am no horse-jockey " (upon which I dare say he much piques himself) ; '• I do not want to make money by my horse ; and though I ran the risk of how he would turn out, and have proved him a good horse " (mem. qucere), " I only want what I gave for him." Nothing can be fairer than all this. Still, though your friend is " no horse-jockey," you w^ill find, if you want to sell, as he would if he had wanted to sell (unless he had found you, or some other knowing as little), that you are done clean out of thirty ; the only dif- D 34 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. ference being, the dealer knew he was sellmg at sixty what was only worth thirty, your friend sells for sixty what he believes to be worth that sum, tliough only worth half of it : you are both done, and your pocket derives no benefit from your friend not being "a horse-jockey." Still, purchasing under such circumstances is perhaps the best and safest mode by which such persons can go to work, if they are determined to purchase for themselves. We will now suppose that a purchaser of the class I have alluded to, buys a young horse of a farmer, miller, or some such person, who bred him ; and to such sources such purchasers are much in the habit of going. I possibly may have known instances where such purchases have been made, and the purchaser has not lost by them. If I have, the instances have been so few, that I cannot bring any case to my recollection ; and, where they have occurred, probably the not losing arose from not attempting to sell. Low-priced horses are generally wanted for purposes where use without show is wanted. I have occasionally wanted such a horse. I trust I need not say I never bought a raw young one for such a pur- pose ; consequently, personally, I never had deal- ings with farmers for low-priced horses ; but I have seen many of these forty-pound bargains, and, generally speaking, precious bargains they were. Such men always, without exception, value ADVANTAGE OF BREEDING TINE STOCK. 35 such beasts much above their mark ; and then, as if the circumstance, like charity, covers many sins, they tell you " they bred them." So you see written up, as an inducement to the passer-by, " home-brewed ale," and " home-made sausages," when. Heaven knows ! the chances are that those who partake of either delicacy will wish they had been made a thousand miles from home. Such men breed from any mare that will breed ; get a common country forty-shilling sire ; or, if their aspiring thought carries them so high, some tho- rough-bred one, whose shape, make, blood, and performance bring him to about the same price; they thus get a living beast probably inheriting all the combined imperfections of both j)arents, put him (very properly, if they kept him there) to plough at two years old, ride him at three, and at four — provided he will carry you on his back (for mouth or action is, of course, not attended to) — he is sold as a " loickly thing " at forty or thereabouts. " He has never been, in anybody's hands but their own " (so much the worse). " They know what he has cost " (very doubtful this); ^' he must be worth that." Why? For- sooth, because, like the beer and sausages, he was manufactured at home. Going to topping farmers and breeders is quite another affair. Such persons, being known as breeders of horses of a superior class, are sought out by private gentlemen, or by such dealers as D 2 36 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. Elmore, Anderson, and other first-rate men in the trade. Such breeders find that when they have a superior horse, they can get a long price for him; and, on the other hand, when they unfor- tunately breed a bad one, or, at least, a bad-look- ing one as to shape and action, that they can get very little for him ; and, indeed, such dealers as I allude to would not buy him at all. Breeders of this class, therefore, unlike the small farmers, soon learn to distinguish between fine horses and ordi- nary ones, and know that having hred a horse will avail them nothing, unless they have bred a good one. They soon learn the value of London action for London horses ; and also racing action, or something very like it, for horses intended to be made first-rate hunters of. Such horses range in price from ninety to a hundred and fifty ; for, now-a-days, a fine young horse, with first-rate action for harness, is worth quite as much as one intended for a hunter. It is true that when the one becomes a hunter, he may be worth consider- ably the most money; but it must be borne in mind, that the horse with fine action is almost certain to make a first-rate harness-horse ; but the one with equally promising action as a hunter may not be worth a farthing as such when put to the test. Therefore, although the purpose for which the latter bids fair is of a higher order than that for which we design the former, the chances against realising our hopes being so many more WHEN THE ^^STUD" ASSISTS THE '^POCKET." 37 against the hunter than the harness-horse, their value, till tried, is about the same. Such breeders as produce this superior sort of horse for sale are very proper persons for three distinct classes to apply to, of course sup- posing each man of each class to be a good judge ; namely, first-rate dealers, men of large fortune, and men of very little fortune. The first applies to them as (in a general way) the best source from whence he can get horses suited to his pur- poses of trade. He then, as a matter of course, puts such persons about his purchase as will make him what he wants. The man of fortune goes or sends to such breed- ers because he wishes to have both fine and clever horses ; and knowing the enormous price he must give for such as he would like when made hunters of, he buys a young horse, puts him under a man who knows the precise qualifications in a horse to meet the wishes of his master or employer, and, as far as it can be done, he rides and makes the horse into what is wanted. It is perhaps an amusement to the owner to see the young horse improving (that is, when he does improve). If he stands the ordeal, and becomes a good and perfect hunter, he made a fortunate purchase ; but, know- ing what I do of young ones, if he made such a hit this year, I should recommend him not to expect to do so the next. He must wait his turn. » 3 38 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. There is only one 6 on the six sides of a die ; so we must not expect to throw it twice running. We may, and often do; but sometimes we may throw ten times without the 6 : so it brings it to about the same odds. They are quite as great against a young horse turning out first-rate as a hunter. The other man is the man of moderate means. He goes to the same source if he wishes to have very fine horses, because he cannot afford to give three or four hundred for a very fine horse — a made and proved first-rate hunter. This man instead of paying for having his horse made, makes him himself, and succeeds more or less, ac- cording to circumstances; but if he attempts to do this, we must suppose he has fine judgment, fine riding, and fine nerve to back him ; in which case, though he will not, of course, succeed with all horses alike, still he will make them all into moderate, good, or capital hunters ; and, barring accidents or great ill-luck, will make money by them ; and so he ought who gets plenty of bruises by land, and occasionally half drowned by water ; for this is a little sauce piquante that a man may expect with the first and second courses in trying to keep his place. I have now got among a different class of men from those I set out with, and for whom only the foregoing has been written. I have mentioned three distinct classes who go to the best breeders MEN AND HORSES OF HIGH CASTE. 39 for horses, and find their account in so doing. I trust, however, that by mentioning the advantage of such persons purchasing from first-rate breeders I shall not induce men of less pretensions in horse affairs to go there ; for if they do, they will find their losses even greater than in buying from the small farmer, inasmuch as they cannot be supposed to be in any way better judges of superior horses than they are of those of an inferior class ; and as the price in one case will very far exceed that in the other, so will the penalty they will pay for want of judgment be proportionably greater : they will, in fact, give a hundred and twenty for what is worth sixty, instead of sixty for what is worth thirty ; and will also find that they will lose by such valuable young horses in a still greater pro- portion than even what I have stated as relating to the purchase money. It is not probable that the man who is not a judge of what is and what is not a promising horse will be found a good horseman, or one, either by treatment or otherwise, likely to bring on and improve such an animal ; and it is only by improving a young horse that he is to be made worth more money than he was when purchased. The higher the class of horse, the higher will be the class of men he will be destined for ; and the higher the class of men, the more particular are they (generally speaking) as to the qualifications D 4 40 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. of their horses ; and as much more as the man of fortune and fiimily would lose in the estimation of others than the common man by coarse and vulgar habits, or by the want of refined ones, so much more will first-class horses lose in value than ordi- nary ones, from wanting those niceties in certain qualifications expected from superior animals. A boring, heavy, dead mouth, or a light, pleasant one, will, in a horse of equal pretensions as to breed, shape, beauty, just make the difference between two hundred and fifty to carry the master of the pack, or eighty to carry the whip, though both are equally good horses, and, in other re- spects, equally good hunters. If a man who is not a good judge of horses, or a good horseman, thinks he can bring forth in a young one all the qualifications I allude to as to action, carriage, mouth, fencing, and temper, let him buy him : should he succeed, I shall willingly allow I was wrong in attempting to check his ardour in purchasing ; but as I conceive there is quite a possibility that he will fail, if he does, there is also a possibility that he may regret not taking my advice ; which is, to such a man, " Do not buy young horses yourself for yourself; or, if you get one, do not attempt to teach him anything yourself for yourself, or for anybody else.'''' I do not mean to say that it is at all impossible for a man who may be by no means a good horseman to make a young horse into a something to suit "WHITE LIES." 41 himself, his style of riding, and his ideas of what is pleasant, and this would quite suffice if he makes up his mind to keep the horse for one of their lives, or both, should they end them toge- ther— a finale by no means to be considered as an impossible event under such circumstances, for most extraordinary are the opinions of some men as to what is pleasant and what is safe in the action or habits of a hunter, or indeed a horse for any purpose. I remember, as a boy, frequently meeting General White with hounds, that is, occasionally seeino; him for the first ten minutes after a find with the Duke of Richmond's, but much oftener with Lord Newburgh's harriers, with whom I occasion- ally took a day when living near their kennel. The worthy General walked a good sixteen or seventeen stone, and stood an honest six feet, whether on the ground or on his horse, for when in a gallop such was the peculiarity of his seat, that he stood equally straight and upright in either case. The General piqued himself on his riding, and still as much on two extraordinary fat pig-like animals that he rode, and thought and affirmed them to be two of the finest horses and best hunters living. To see him in a gallop on these mountains of flesh was awful ; he rode with both bridoon and curb-reins together in his hands, on which he had accustomed them to hang, and bore till he could not have kept his seat, or 42 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. rather stand, without this fulcrum, and they would not know what to have done without the General as a support to their heads : command of their mouths, of course, he had none, but when he plumped down on his saddle they took it as a signal to stop, and stopped accordingly. Of the^ General's fencing I have heard him speak loudly himself, but as I never saw anything of it, or any one who had, I can say nothing on the subject. I anticipate the observations of some on reading what I have written, and can fancy I hear tbem say, " It requires no ability to tell a man when he has done wrong that he has done so." No one can deny the truth of such an aphorism. I will add something further: it does not require abilities of any high order to tell a man where he has done wrong, though this may be somewhat more difficult : it may also be added, that if any man takes upon himself to tell another when or where he has done or will do wrono-. he ought to feel himself competent to tell him how to do right. I allow he ought; but whether he can is quite another affair. If a man wanted such information as was ap- plicable to the general tenor of his conduct in life, he could not fix upon a man less qualified than myself: in short, in fixing on me as a finger-post to point out the right way, his selection would be a most unfortunate one, not having been prominent "A BOAT, A BOAT, UNTO THE FEREY." 43 in wisdom as regards my own career in life ; but as in the present case, I only venture advice on the very subordinate acts of purchasing and treat- ing horses, though I cannot say I shall do any good in giving it, I at all events try to do so ; and in point of fact, I have not only promised to tell a certain class of men where they act injudiciously, but I further promise to tell them how they may act with more prudence ; for if I show them in how many ways they must suffer in making their own selections of horses, and then purchasing for themselves, I conceive it to be tantamount to re- commending them to let others purchase for them. It would be an act of greater arrogance than I hope I have ever yet been guilty of, if I could suppose any one would act on my advice, merely because I give it. But if they find that by acting on my advice (which is, to act on the advice of others) they avoid losses they have hitherto sus- tained, so much the better ; if instead of this they choose to act as they have hitherto done, they will be only where they were. Supposing (to bring forward a personal case) I fancied myself a waterman, and wanted a boat ; I might go to Searle, and fall in love with one of his wager-boats, that carries one, not, as we say in coaching, " outside " or " inside," but as those boats do, half out and half in ; I might show my taste in having purchased a very pretty sort of aquatic race-horse ; for which, no doubt, honest 44 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. as Mr. Searle doubtless is, seeing me a Mr. Greeu he would make me pay a pretty price, well know- ing, at the same time, it would be about as useful to me as a pair of dancing boots to a whale, and that the chances would be ten to one but that I upset it the moment I got into it, thus reversing the boat and the order of things at the same time ; I underneath, the boat playing leap-frog over me — a kind of aquatic pastime I should possibly not have the opportunity of repeating. vServe me right ! What business should I have buying boats ? Now if I wanted some such water- machine, and had sense enough to depute some friend conversant with such matters to get me one, I doubt not but he would have sense enough to get me a good-sized flat-bottomed punt, that I could shove about and sit or stand in at my ease, like a bear on a timber-float, a passenger who not unfrequently makes use of such a mode of transit in the far West. There are few of my readers, I dare say, who could be induced to think that in purchasing horses they are in about the same situation as I should be in going to boat market. Such, how- ever, is the case with very many of my acquaint- ances; they do not certainly run the risk of being upset in a river, but their pockets get upset to a certainty, and sometimes both their vehicles and bodies also; the only diflerence being, that these occurrences take place on dry land. 45 CHAP. 11. STABLE MANAGEMENT VENTILATION. WARMTH. DIF- FERENT TREATMENT FOR DIFFERENT HORSES. DRYNESS. WIDE DOORS. STALL-POSTS. RACKS. WINDOWS. BALLS. MANGERS. — HEAD COLLARS. — COLLAR SHANKS. — MUZZLES. LOFTS. OBJECTIONS TO KEEPING HAY IN THEM. DIFFERENT MATERIALS FOR STABLE FLOORS. — CAUSES FOR HANGING BACK. STABLE DRAINAGE. STABLE REQUISITES. NECESSITY OF RULE. — SADDLE AND HARNESS ROOM. — STOVES. BOXES. We will now suppose a person to have got, through the good offices of a friend, as many horses as he intends to keep, and those of a fair sort for the purposes in view. Of course I put race-horses out of the present consideration. We will now have a look at The Stable. If I should say that about one stable In a hun- dred is built so as to be perfectly comfortable, healthful, convenient, and workmanlike-looking, I should be giving odds in favour of the planners of them. Doubtless horses live that have been kept in all sorts of stables, and sometimes in very bad ones ; but horses also die that have been kept in them ; and many of these stables have been the 46 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. occasion of more deaths than they are accused of. Provided the horse is comfortable and healthy, it certainly matters not, as an abstract fact, where he is kept ; but it is not very easy to know, but by consequences and the effect of time, whether he is comfortable, or healthy. He may be comfortable, but not healthy. He also may be healthy, but not absolutely comfortable. I grant this cannot go on ad infinitum, without our finding it out ; but then the evil is done, either in a temporary way or in a lasting one. It is really singular, or rather remarkable, how constantly we see very clever men permitting all sorts of annoyances to exist about them, and though we may daily hear them regretting the existence of the evil, yet take no steps towards remedying it. The suffering these inconveniences to go on very frequently arises from sending for a mechanic in the first instance, instead of consulting their own common sense. The mechanic's interest is, of course, to make a job ; consequently, if twenty shillings would do it, he recommends what will first cost five pounds in the undoing, five pounds in materials, and then another five pounds in doing up again. The con- sequence is, the evil is allowed in many cases to go on, rather than incur a heavy expense. I have frequently heard people complain of the damp of their stables, and the water hangino- on the walls ; in almost every case this dampness is ATMOSPHERIC INFLUENCE. 47 to be got rid of, with the exception of, in some cases, the water on the Avails. [This sometimes arises in stables near the sea coast from the mortar having been made with sea sand, instead of the proper dry material. Such walls will universally give in damp weather, or indeed w^hen warmed by the heat of the horses.] In almost all other cases, dampness in stables arises either from ground damp or want of ventila- tion. Of this any man may judge from different circumstances, and, generally speaking, the remedy need not be attended with any very serious ex- pense : drainage and raising the floor will mostly have the effect in one instance, and making proper vents for the heated vapour to escape near the roof will also nearly always be sufficient in the other. Where a stable has the defect described, it should be remedied at once, or the horses taken out of it ; for if they are not, sickness will sooner or later cause double the expense of the remedy. A lady may be very comfortable who, during six months in the year, never stirs from her own heated apartments, unless to get into her carriage, where a chaufferette keeps that to the same tem- perature, while it conveys her to the still more heated atmosphere of a rout. She is comfortable, and for a time fancies herself in unimpaired health; but the habitual lassitude, the physician's carriage 48 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. at the door, and the cheek from which the tint of nature is fast receding, tell a tale that, if long unheeded, ends in the necessary sojourn in another climate — sad prelude to the tomb of loveliness and probable worth. On the other hand, the sturdy wife of the labourer, while she pursues her daily occupations, within doors and without, has little perhaps to boast of as to absolute and general comfort. She has health and bodily activity — knows no real suffering; but the effect of exposure to the ele- ments without, and her usual occupations within, produce a coarseness of frame and general appear- ance at variance with feminine beauty, thouo-h conducive to health and strength. The heated, unnatural, and vitiated air of most of our London stables, though they may not show their effects in the appearance of the horse, or seem to affect his vigour, when required merely for a park drive, would tell tales if the same horse was called on for severe and long-continued labour. Here the effect of his debilitated constitution would soon tell something was wrong, and probably in- 'flammation of the lungs would quite satisfy us of the fact. On the contrary, the stable where proper warmth is wanting, and where currents of cold air are fre- quently permitted to enter, though not perhaps so comfortless as to cause suffering to the horse, ATMOSPHEPwIC INFLUENCE. 49 or to directly injure his health for certain purposes, would shortly show him as an animal, both in ap- pearance and condition, as totally unfit, internally and externally, for that fast work to which valuable horses are put — externally from having the coat of a bear, and internally from its having been im- possible in such a stable to have carried him through that discipline necessary for such purposes. Such a stable, after a sweat, would be death, though the cart-horse might live and have his health in it. Various have been the plans suggested and drawn for the elevation of stables, and in many cases the taste and talent of some of our first-rate architects have been called for in the erection of them. This is all very well, so far as it gratifies a very pardonable vanity in men of large fortune, who pique themselves on their studs of horses, among their other valuable possessions. They, as a matter of course, have many friends who indulge in similar pursuits, and consequently vie with each other in the arrangement of their sta- bles, as much as their ladies do in that of their nursery, boudoir, or conservatory. Such expensive and tasteful decorations, internal and external, of course, add nothing to the comfort of the animal. All that is required in stables for the well-doino- of the horse amounts only to this: they should stand dry, be roomy, lofty, warm, yet with the E 50 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. means of abundant ventilation when required ; for in fact, even in the severest weather, ventilation is indispensable : it is in this particular, more than any other, where the healthfulness of stables usually falls short of what it should be ; however icarm a stable may be, it should be perfectly dry. The moment anything like steam is seen hanging about, that stable is unhealthy, and colds and de- bility, with all their concomitant evils, follow as sure as night follows day. Many a first-rate stable have I entered in the morning, when even the clothes on the horses' backs felt damp, the walls and windows, of course, streaming with water. To speak to a groom on the consequences of permitting this to continue would be words thrown away ; he will fancy it keeps his horses fine in their coats, while the fact is, it has a di- rectly opposite tendency — It produces debility and ill health, and if horses so circumstanced can look blooming in their coats, they must be made of different materials from any that I ever had to do with. It may be that while horses are in this pest-house, and consequently are in a state of comparative perspiration, their coats may stick to their skins. So they would if they came out of a warm-bath. But take them into the air: if their coats do not stand on end, and thus let every par- ticle of cold wind on to their skins, I am much mistaken. The coachman or groom, on seeing this, w^ill say, perhaps — "You see now what bringing 51 them out of the warm stable does ! " I should, on the other hand, say, if he had sense to under- stand it, " You see what putting him into your icet warm stables does." I quite approve of the warmth ; but there is some difference between the fine dry warmth of a well-aired, well- warmed dining-room, and the damp heat of a washhouse, with a copper boiling in it. I ridicule the idea of those who talk of keeping horses in a natural state of temperature: that is, natural, according to their ideas of what is natural, by which they mean cool, or rather cold. The fact is they mistake what is natural to the horse : heat is natural to him, not cold — that is, it was natural to him in his original state, and we by use have rendered it the same to him in his present one. He will thrive under a tropical temperature : but let it be remembered, a tropical heat is a dry one. A cook will bear the heat of his kitchen, with fires, and. hot hearths round him ; the damp) heated air of a forcing-house would shortly kill him, thou2:h his kitchen is the warmer berth : but the air there, though hot, is dry. The warmth of the stable is comfortable and healthful to the horse, if it is only a proper warmth : it only becomes in- jurious when the warmth is from a wrong cause : proper warmth should be gained by excluding the cold air, not by keeping in damp and heated ex- halations from the horses' bodies. E 2 52 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. Most good stables have quite a sufficient number of windows to admit as much air and light as any one could desire ; and also as many- flies during the summer montlis as could be wished, and rather more. But these apertures, from their general situation, are totally inadequate to the escape of the vapour : it therefore be- comes condensed, thus converting the stable into a dripping well. All the windows required in a stable, in a general way, are as many as will afford sufficient light : there should always, where practicable, be a sufficient number placed towards the north, for this reason — they can be made to fit close enough to exclude cold in the winter, and in the summer it is cool air we want. Now, though I consider that there are generally aper- tures enough in most stables to answer one purpose, we rarely, if ever, see them made for the other — in fact, in most stables there are none where they are wanted, which is at the highest point of elevation the stable will afford. Of these there should be some both before and behind the horses (made to close when wanted) ; for, should the air blow in either of these directions, it must follow that no escape of effluvia can take place on that side ; whereas the current coming in on one side drives this steam out at the other. So, instead of having a condensed fog over the horses, we get a fine dry air, which is, or should be, too high to affect the horses so far as cold only way is to make a fair, liberal, but not profuse ; allowance ; and if things on that allowance are j done well, it is bad policy to notice any little | advantage those subordinates may drive on par- ; ticular occasions. For instance, a coach-owner :: whom I knew employed a horsekeeper on a par- i ticularly fast stage — in coaching language, " both | sides of the road " — that is, both going and coming, j^ The man's horses did well and looked well ; but I he, like many horsekeepers, was partial to poultry, f liked fresh eggs to eat, and his wife liked them to j sell — in short, he had a very pretty little com-r munity of the feathered tribe. His employer,! with that shortsightedness that characterises many . persons, desired the man to sell off his stock — ' partridge-breasted game, poles, and dorkings. ; Going up the road some time afterward, he found this had not been done : he dismissed the man on the spot. His successor did not allow a feather to flutter on the premises, but he had his ^^ pen- "YE HAVE AS MANY APPETITES AS HAIRS." 129 chant ; " — he liked something more substantial : he owned a pig, that he located at the next cottage, and by Christmas had him a good fifteen score ; and it was quite remarkable that the horses got thin in precisely the same ratio the grunter got fat: when killed he exhibited a spare-rib well covered, while the horses exhibited only the usual number, and those not covered at all. The poultry-fancier was brought back, when, out of pure devilry, he brought also back a lot of Malay fowls in addition to his old stock, and turned them down before his master's face : notwith- standing this, the horses soon showed who had the care of them. Cart-horses (a description of animal that, among most others of a domestic kind, I have had the pleasure of entertaining at rack and manger) I always allowed two bushels of oats per week, which, if the master achieves that rather difficult task of making them do a fair day's work, is not too much, with chaff (and when the work is hard, beans), which they take as a kind of whet to their appetites for hay (as some persons do oysters before dinner) ; of hay, cart-horses will consume half a truss in the twenty-four hours, and, if the carters are not well watched, even more : for nothing short of absolute exhaustion of the masti- cating powers ever yet convinced a carter that he or his horse had had enough. k 130 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. We now come to the kind of horse I will sup- pose the reader about to keep, namely, a mo- derate-sized one, for moderate work, in harness, or for the saddle. For such a horse, four quarterns of corn, and a truss of hay in four days, are quite sufficient ; if a horse merely to ride for an airing, three quarterns are enough, with perhaps a trifling addition in that case to his hay. Straw is an article somewhat expensive in London; in the country we reckon little upon it, as farmers will, in some places, supply it to have the manure in return, in others for the manure and a small com- pensation : but we will look at the thing alto- gether as it stands in London, and take the horse as eating four feeds per day. We will take oats on an average at twenty-four shillings per quarter, hay at four pounds ten shillings per ton, and straw at thirty shillings. In stating these prices, I reckon on their being laid in at a cheap season of the year, bought for ready money, and at first hand. Persons who have no room for storage of provender must, perhaps, pay something more in some places than the prices here set down. I have said nothing about beans, bran, or an occasional malt mash ; neither have I men- tioned carrots, these being occasional additions that it would be impossible to reckon on so as to mention a price or weekly sum as the cost of keep. COST OF KEEP. 131 s. d. Seven peeks of oats per week, at ] /. 4.9. per quarter 5 3 Seven stones of hay, at Al. \Qs. per ton - - 3 Hi One hundred-weight of straw, at \l. \0s. per ton - 1 6 10 81 Thus we see a moderate horse is, with good management, to be kept for. say eleven shillings a week, so far as feeding goes. Horses working harder, or larger horses, must, of course, get more ; but as, reckoning corn at a fair average, it will cost about two-pence farthing a quartern, if five feeds or six become necessary, there can be no difficulty in any person calculating what his horse's provender ought to cost, if kept in the owner's stable ; and, allowing a horse to get the topmost quantity of oats that private horses ever eat — that is, six quarterns per day — the keep only then comes to about 135. 4c?. per week as to forage. Since the first edition of this book was written, of course variations have taken place in the price of provender ; but as the prices I have quoted are only fair remunerative ones to the farmer, and we cannot see into the effects time may produce on prices, I let those mentioned stand. It may be said, and with great truth, that horses belonging to ladles particularly, are gene- rally badly managed, and the owners much im- posed upon. First, ladies cannot go into their K 2 132 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. Stables to see how things are done : neither is it at all necessary ; and, indeed, setting aside the impropriety or inconvenience of their doing so, as ladies' stables are generally managed, they are not the most agreeable places in the world. But ladies have often honoured me and my stables by walking into them without feeling any inclination to use their smelling bottles, or finding a French slipper soiled from the visit. We will presently see whether a lady may not have her horses kept in a proper atmosphere, and in proper condition, though she does not go into their stable. The next reason to be assigned for the mis- management and imposition practised in ladies' stables, and in those of persons not knowing much about them, is, they do not know what their horses should consume. I know they do not, and one of the objects of this work is to tell them so. Those who flatter i^e by reading it now will know; and a tolerably liberal share of abuse I should get from their servants if they knew I had told this. I must do servants the justice to say that many really demand more provender for stable use than is necessary, from a mistaken idea that they cannot stuff horses too much. Now, the fact is, it would do a horse for mere park-riding as much mischief to give him six feeds of corn a day as it would be detrimental to one doing full work to ADJUNCTS. 133 allow him but three. Where a man, from mis- taken kindness, fights for what he conceives to be his horses' due, I should rather applaud than blame him ; I should merely use precaution to prevent bad eyes, asthma, or broken wind (the almost certain effects of repletion and obesity) coming into my stable. Notwithstanding my fear of this, and having named what I consider, under ordinary circum- stances, a fair allowance of provender for horses, I am aware I have to mention beans, malt, bran, and carrots as adjuncts to such feeding: with some horses these are absolutely necessary, but are little additional expenses, easily calculated, whether in occasional or daily use. Beans. I These are an article of food, that were in much greater vogue formerly than they now are; in fact, our grandfathers considered no horse could work without them. Many certainly cannot, yet many in certain work would be materially injured by them. Of the latter I should instance horses doing very fast work, but of short continuance. With such they are heating, and by no means un- likely to produce fever and indigestion ; whereas, to horses having to undergo long-continued fatigue, and particularly if exposed to inclemency K 3 134 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. of weather, I think them quite necessary. To in- stance, I would not indiscriminately give them to four horses going over a four-mile galloping stage, which they might be allowed only fifteen minutes to do it in : but over a twelve or fourteen-mile stage the thing is different. Here they want something, in stable phrase, to " stand by them : " their work is slow, but it is a long draw on the animal spirits and powers, and sheer bodily strength and stamina are wanted. Champagne, could they afford to drink it, would be a pleasing and efficacious exhilarator to men in training for a quarter- of-a-mile race; but the coal-porter (or whatever they call him), with a barge-load of coals to carry into store, wants Barclay and Perkins's strongest double stout to support his continued Herculean labour. To hunters facing, as they formerly did, cold early mornings, and then kill- ing their fox by hunting him down, beans were quite necessary to help them from a dozen to twenty miles home again., But now, when we courteously wait till the sun is near his meridian before we disturb our fox, and then do not give him a chance of getting us twenty miles from home, they are by no means necessary. Such horses as, from delicacy of constitution, are apt to pass off their food quickly, require them ; and they are of great benefit, in a general way, to old liorses, whose blood flows more languidly than that of STIMULANTS. 135 young ones, consequently want such a stimulus. Horses on long journeys really require beans; and, in fact, if horses are accustomed to them, they cannot work without them. Two things should, however, be strictly observed in giving beans; first, that they are bruise! (not ground), and, secondly, that they are not given just before a horse starts on quick work : nothing is more likely to produce colic. Late in the day, and night, if on a journey, is the proper time to give beans. There is, however, a third precaution to be observed as regards beans, — they must be old, if given at all. New beans are worse than use- less ; they are absolutely dangerous in the extreme. Old beans I consider to be to the horse what sound old port or ale is to the man : new ones are tantamount to drinking sweet-wort or port while undergoing its manufacture, and, conse- quently, produce the direct opposite effect to that we seek in giving them to such horses as we judge may require them. I should say that in a general way, half a quartern, split or bruised, is 3nough. Certain work and certain constitutions nay require double the quantity, but more than ■,hat I should say would be injurious. I have, lowever, I remember, mentioned, in something I lave before said of beans in another work, a case vhere I gave considerably more, but it arose from the following cause. Some years past oats were 136 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. for some months at an enormous price, and in the particular neighbourhood where I then resided they were nearly sixty shillings a quarter. I had a strongish stud, and, contrary to my general practice, had run out my stock of oats, but had by me an unusual stock of old beans, so, during the three months oats kept at this killing price, I fed my horses on them without oats ; but then the\ had bran in such proportion as I considered broughl the mixture to an equivalent to corn ; and T mus say my horses never did better. It was, per- haps in point of healthfulness, similar to drinking brandy diluted with water in lieu of sherry with- out it. In by-gone days beans were given to race- horses when in training, and perhaps they were proper enough under the circumstances in which they were given : four-mile races, and those in heats, were then in vogue, and horses that ran such were not usually colts ; such stamina as en- abled horses to endure long fatigue was then wanted, and, doubtless, beans contributed to thisi But if a trainer could, in a general way, keep twd and three-year old colts in health, giving thenJ beans in any quantity, he must have some mode of counteracting the usual effects to be expected from their use that I know nothing of. Still i case may occasionally be found where beans maj be useful even to a colt, and certainly often to old MATERIAL MISTAKES. 137 horses. If given at proper times, and, of course, in proper quantities. Bran, If fresh and perfectly sweet, though not an article of great nutriment, is one without which a stable of horses cannot be kept for a continuance in common health, Currie is an excellent dish. Why do we eat rice with it ? Certainly not to improve its relish, but that the condiment would be too exhilarating to the stomach without this corrective. Bran, after a day of unusual excite- ment to a horse, such as a severely contested race, a steeple chase, match against time, or an un- usually fast thing with hounds, would perhaps save his life, by preventing fever or inflammation of the lungs or stomach. Nothing, in short, is more grateful to a horse, if we find him at all feverish in the evening, and it is then a safe and good thing to give either in lieu of, or in addition to, his usual food at night ; and here is one of the cases where the judgment of the groom or master is called into play. Distress to the horse arises from two causes, each producing, in the first instance at least, two different results ; the one excessive languor and depression, the other rest- lessness and fever; — the former caused by long- continued fatigue, where the frame and spirits 138 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. are completely exhausted ; the other, where over- exertion for a short time has produced distress of the lungs, heart, and abdominal vessels. In the first case, it is nourishing and invigorating re- medies that are wanted to re-animate the flagging and exhausted system ; in the latter, soothing and sedative ones, to allay irritation, and bring back the agitated and distressed parts to the usual state of quietude. I have seen terrible mistakes made in the hunting-field with horses that were dead beat ; and many a horse in such a state has been rendered incapable of coming out again for weeks, or, perhaps, for the remainder of the season, from the (formerly almost con- stant) use of the lancet on such occasions. People have got wiser of late years in this respect, and have learned that when nature is pro tempore exhausted, exhausting it still more is not precisely the way to accelerate recovery. I always carry, when hunting, and indeed at most times, a lancet about me, and it has at times been of use to my friend's horses ; but when requested to use it, I have much more frequently recommended a quart of ale, with some spice, and a couple of glasses of spirits in it, if a public-house was at hand, and the horse then being got to the first comfortable place of rest that could be had, and either given or drenched with some well-made gruel. There are cases, however, where copious bleeding, and A CRISIS. 139 that done without hesitation, is absolutely neces- sary ; and in such I have used the lancet as freely as any one. To instance, where, from great sudden exertion, we find the horse stop, his mouth dry and hot, the action of the heart greatly accelerated, and the abdominal vessels in a state of flutter, the animal beginning to stagger, shiver, have a frightened look, and the eyes hot and bloodshot, here bleeding will probably stop stag- gers and inflammation going on; and bran tea, or a bran mash, if he can be got to eat it, is all he should be allowed till we find the pulse begin to beat with its usual pulsation. It will probably, shortly after, begin to beat feebly and slower than usual : in that case, we may consider that life is pretty safe; and then nourishment may, and, indeed, should, be carefully and gradually given. Laudanum, in cases of this sort, is a very dan- gerous article in the hands of an ordinary groom ; he has perhaps just learned enough to know that it is a sedative ; so it is, given at a proper time, and to prevent inflammation taking place ; but where it actually has done so, it is usually as improper to be given, as it would have been judicious when we only feared its coming on ; our friend bran must then be the sedative. Bran is also most useful Avhere we find water hard, or a horse subject to be aflected by it; indeed, it is always a safe precaution to use it 140 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. where we are not certain of the nature of the water ; a few handfuls stirred in will render hard water safe and innocuous, even to delicate horse?. Bran, properly given before physic, will, in (I may say) all cases, prevent gripes, if the physic be good ; but not if merely given as grooms often give it, namely, for twelve hours only before the ball is given. I always give it for two days and nights prior to this ; some corn with it the first day, but none the last : in this case the horse is half physicked before the ball is administered ; and five drams of good aloes will go as far as seven or eight if otherwise treated, and for many horses is quite enough, and six I should say enough for any ordinary horse, if properly prepared. I have heard many persons say a horse does not recover from a dose of physic for some days ; in such a case it is not so much the evacuation that he does not recover from, but the having really suffered while the medicine was in operation, which he certainly w^ill have done, and severely too, if not properly mashed prior to taking it. So far fron a horse being depressed by medicine, if properly given (and lie wanted it), he will feel himself the lighter and more cheerful after its proper opera- tion : in short, bran is of far greater importance than is often given credit for being ; for if corn puts a horse in vigour, bran keeps him in health, and, by preventing disease, plnys its full part AN ANALOGICAL CASE. 141 in promoting and keeping up that condition the other more strengthening food has brought him into. ¥ Malt I have alluded to, as a useful occasional article for stable use ; and made into a mash after a long day, or where we think a horse feels chilled and uncomfortable, it will sometimes be taken by horses shy of a bran one, and in such cases is a most nourishing and consoling supper ; it is also most useful where horses are recoverins: from illness ; in short, in any case where we should like a basin of gruel with a fair allowance of sherry in it, in preference to more solid food : so, in a similar case, a malt mash will be found as soothing and comfortable to the stomach of the horse. i Bakley. This is an article but of very rare use in an English stable, though many Easterns use it en- tirely as stable corn ; it is, however, by far too heating for our horses ; possibly in hot climates, where horses sweat profusely, its heating qualities may be carried off through the pores of the skin. I have occasionally found it useful to horses who. 142 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. from weak constitution or a nervous temper, are apt to be more loose in their bodies than we might wish. When I had the management of my father's horses as well as my own, he had an old fa- vourite that I fed wholly on barley, that is, as corn feed. I tried him repeatedly on oats with beans, but a few days showed the change both of con- dition and spirits; so barley he ate till the day of his death, which did not occur till he had carried my father thirteen successive seasons, and was twenty-four years old. He went at that age as well as ever he did in his life, had not the vestige of a windgall on either leg, never was lame, nor had an ailment of any sort. He was suddenly seized with paralysis of the spine, died, and was buried with all due honours. I believe that barley soaked in water and then left to sprout is a good thing to bring horses out of work into condition, but I never tried it. Barley, like all stable corn, must, of course, be of a sufficient age, and bruised. Carrots. Having had so many horses of all sorts under my care, I have used carrots in large quantities ; still I do not mean so as to the quantity given each horse. Towards spring, when horses have CARROTS. 143 been many months highly fed on corn, they are extremely serviceable, indeed necessary ; in winter I used them very sparingly. They used to be given to race-horses in far greater quantities than they are now, having formerly had the character of being good for the wind ; but I suspect the only merit they can claim in this respect is, that they keep the body cool and properly open, by which they conduce greatly to health and con- dition, and consequently to clearness of wind. About the same thing may be said of their claims to producing a fine coat; whatever conduces to health does so, consequently carrots do. But I must here add a caution, for, if given too freely, they are apt to produce eruption on the skin. To any one who has been in a racing stable, or in any well-conducted one, it may seem almost useless to say that carrots should be sliced in pretty long slices ; but I have seen them given by those calling themselves grooms cut cross ways ; this is really dangerous, as horses are extremely fond of them, and, if at all greedy, would be apt to bolt pieces of them whole, which would be quite likely to cause some of them to stick in the throat. Some persons give carrots with the corn, think- ing it tempts horses to eat their oats, if of delicate appetite ; so they might, if perfectly minced, otherwise they will pick them all out, and the 144 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. groom may eat the oats if he pleases, for depend on it the horses would not ; but if we were to make minced meat of them, I should still con- sider it a very bad plan to give them with oats ; for should the horse get accustomed to such a mixture, he would afterwards refuse his corn without it ; for this reason I always gave them as separate food ; and, if bought at a proper season of the year, by the ton, in the country they are by no means an expensive one, — though they be- come extremely so when a London coachman can persuade his employer that they are necessary for his horses, buys them by the bunch, consumes two of those in his own family, and, if he is delicate as to conscience, gives the third to his horses ; if not, they of course all go the same way. Carrots, if kept in a dry place in sand, will keep a long time, or in sand they will keep out of doors, if covered with straw, and then banked up with earth. ChafFc , We must be not quite inattentive even to a small item in stable feeding — the produce of hay, namely, chaff. This is rather a plebeian term, as connected with racing or hunting stables, and, I believe, in the time of even our fathers was but little used in such establishments ; it is, however, CHAFF. 145 a most wholesome and necessary adjunct to corn for all sorts of horses ; it prevents them boltlnc their oats, causes proper mastication, and, further, gets horses that are gluttons out of the habit of wasting oats by throwing them out of the manger in their greediness to get at them. I need scarcely say chaff should be fresh, that is, not laid by lono- after being cut, and of the very best of hay ; I have sometimes found a little cut from pure clover- hay coax horses to eat their corn if mixed with it, wlien off their appetite : in a general way, I should say a little chaff should always be given with corn, unless on the morninsr of huntinsr. t 146 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. CHAP. IV. STABLE ECONOMY. HOW TO SET ABOUT IT. EVILS OF IMPROPER DIRECTIONS. — THE RIGHT SORT OF INSTRUC- TIONS. INGENUITY OF SERVANTS. — CHOICE OF A GROOM. ORDINARY COST OF KEEP. TABULAR STATEMENT. VETERINARY SURGEONS. WHEN TO BE CONSULTED. ILLUSTRATIVE ANECDOTES. Useless prodigality in stables seldom arises, on the part of London stablemen in particular, from the amiable weakness of fondness for their horses. There is a kind of general, and, one would think, intuitive hatred on the part of all servants — or, at least, of nineteen out of twenty — to any thing that they conceive borders on economy, so far as their employer's pocket goes, in the stable or out of it. The lady of the house would find, if potatoes were sixpence a pound, and bread and meat unusually cheap, the demand on the potato- merchant would be enormous ; but if bread hap- pened to be ruinous, only hint at the vegetable being used in greater proportion as a partial sub- stitute, a potato would no more be eaten than a sand wash-ball. LORDS AND COMMONERS. 147 I have had pretty much to do with stablemen and boys of all sorts and grades, from the riding exercise boy to the stud-groom and the wearer of the tier-on- tier caxon, and I must say I never found that any fanatical feelings of religion could be laid to their charge. Still I have seen in- stances where the researches of the two last-men- tioned functionaries have been deep enough to carry them on to one particular parable, which appears to have taken a firm hold of, and made a lively impression on, their imaginations; and, singular enough, but so it is, the researches of many hay, straw, and corn dealers appear to have reached precisely the same point, for " Take thy bill, and sit down quickly, and write fifty," is pretty generally understood by both parties. Never having been so situated in life as to warrant my giving two hundred a year to a stud- groom, or, in fact, keeping a stud-groom at all, it follows, as a matter of course, that my horses, in every way, cost me less keeping than those of the man who did so. Not that they ate a grain of corn less than Lord Plymouth's; but I will answer for it, by their condition, they ate all that was paid for. Nor would I allow them to be less comfortably lodged, or the stable in any one particular less in perfect order; but I will answer its being done by proportionably fewer hands. I detest badly made, badly turned out. 148 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. or shabby appurtenances to a horse ; I would not have any of them on or about him a bit behind those of the noble lord : but their first cost, and still more their time of duration and keeping in order, would be found very different items in the amount of proportionate expense. All this, pro- bably, is a matter of very minor consideration with a man who could afford to keep twice the number of horses he does if he could use them ; but it is one of serious import to one who, like me, always kept as many as he could afford, and, if the truth must be told, sometimes more. Why this great difference should arise in keep- ing the same sort of animal in precisely the same state can easily be answered, by saying it arises from the different position of the owners ; but to answer it more in detail — it is caused by the different effects produced by "^o," and " Ito;' This I got far enough in the classics to under- stand as a boy ; of course I understand it as a man ; and I doubt not those I employed somehow learned to understand it also, though I never gave them the chance of trying the difference of the effects of the two. It will be remembered that these sheets are not intended for those who only look to the stud, but for those who consult the healthful state of the *' pocket and the stud." It may be said that among some of these the " Eo " would do more A FRIEXD IN NEED. 149 harm than good. I am aware it would. Here it will be very proper to say " Ito ; " but let it be to some one who understands what he is about — not in one case in a thousand to a servant, but a friend, and let it be quite understood that his directions must be obeyed. Some servants would, I know, be in open rebellion at this ; such as study the parable unquestionably would. " We arn't going to stand two masters:" — *^then pray ^o," would often settle the matter ; if not, get others. I am willing to allow that no servant has a right, as it is called, to " stand " two masters ; nor need he ; for if his legitimate master or mis- tress knew nothing of stable duty, or, as with the latter, cannot look into it, he will, so far as duty goes, have but one to be directed by, as, in such a case, the master or mistress would do well to merely order their carriage or horses when they want them and interfere no further. With such a friend to direct, even ladies need not be im- posed on, as they generally are, or have their horses as improperly treated as is commonly the case. Should, however, a master know only enough of stable business to be able to see that it is done, when told by somebody who knows better hoio it should be done, he had much better candidly tell his servant, " Mr. So-and-So says such a L 3 150 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. thing should be clone," than to give directions that are absurd or useless ; or, if they should be judicious, to pretend they are the result of his own judgment, for servants are quick-sighted enough in these particulars ; and if they are worth having, though they will evade obeying useless directions, will obey proper ones, come from what source they may : and the next best thing to being able to direct yourself, is letting your people know you act on the judgment of one who is. They will then know it is useless to attempt to reason or argue — a talent that some have in great per- fection, and are very free in using, if permitted to do so. If a servant who knows his master understands but little of horses refuses to listen to directions from one deputed to give them (who, of course, nmst be competent to do so), depend on it the refusal has its origin in one or all of the following causes: — ill-temper, idleness, self-sufficiency, or an intent to plunder. Most servants will kick at first in submitting to what I recommend their masters to do. I neither blame a servant nor a horse for kicking if they are imposed upon, and with either would be the last to give them reason to do so. I have had both kick stoutly ; but I do not mind a little larking under certain circum- stances— it keeps one alive. Now some horses, figuratively speaking, like some servants, will LESSON TO KICKERS BIPED AND QUADRUPED. 151 kick just over their traces when called on to work, by way of experiment, to see how the thing will do. It may be very right and very proper to stop your coach and extricate them for a time or tvro ; but they are cunning enough, and ex- pecting this, will often try the same trick on again, and would then be constantly at it. The next time my gentleman makes a rocking-horse of his trace, lay the double thong well on to his ears. Let him take his entire side of the coach alorg for a mile, with the trace chafing his thigh ; the chances are, if he gets the opportunity, he wil] kick himself back into his proper place, and not get on his hobby again. I must apprise those reacers who do not know it, that double-thono^Ins: a hearse over the ears is one of the severest appli- cati)ns that can be made with a whip, and one thai never should be resorted to but on extreme occasions, and where we are quite certain it is filly merited. So in any commands we give, 01 in any reprimands we may use towards any ptrson, justice, good feeling, and, indeed, common seise, demand that we are quite sure the command is proper, and the neglecting or disobeying it does n(t proceed from its impropriety, or the impossi- biity of its being carried into effect. Nothino* phases a subordinate more than to receive a conmand that he has the opportunity of showing to be absurd or unreasonable. It authorises L 4 152 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. hesitation in obeying, and discussion on the pro- priety of any that may be subsequently given. To prevent such an unpleasantness on the part of a lady, or one unaccustomed to horses, the mode can be prescribed in very few words. We will, of course, suppose that the horses and their accompaniments are wished to look as they should do for the purpose for which they are wanted. The first thing the owner should do, is to learn what proportion of work it is reasonable to expect from horses in their different capacities, and the mode in which, and times at which, such work should be called for. We will, of course, suppose they are to have a comfortable stable, comfortable clothing, and the man to have a proper time t( do his business, and all that he requires in reasoi to do it with ; the next thing is the proper and liberal allowance of provender of different s^rts that is necessary to keep up the required condi- tion. Having learned this, and that the horsts are in good health at the time the man takes 10 them, there can be nothing unkind, unreasonabh, and still less overbearing, in her addressing hir servant in something like the following strain : — " I give you charge of my horses in good healh and condition. I shall only use them in such a way as authorises my expecting them to be kqjt so. I make such an allowance of provender as I am told by those who perfectly understand su5h LESSON THE SECOND. 153 matters Is fully sufficient. I shall take care that your situation is made a comfortable one to you ; and so long as you do your duty by me and my horses, you will keep it. But remember, that as I cannot go into my stables, my friend Mr. will do so for me, and you will attend to what he says as if it came from myself. Provided my horses look well, you will find that no unnecessary interference with you will take place ; but if, on the contrary, I am told they are neglected, or, what is the same thing, look as if they were so, the same day you go, unless I am told by compe- tent judges that you are not to blame. And I never break my word." With such an exordium, no good servant would be afraid to enter on his charge, and doubtless would do his duty; while one less well-disposed would be afraid to neglect it. He might try " the kicking over the trace ; " but if he found that on the first attempt Mr. pulled him up, he would find it would not do, and would probably compliment his lady by saying that " Missus had learnt what's what ; and if a man wanted to gammon her, he had got the wrong (some quadruped he would mention) by the ear." Here, I trust, I have shown, as I intended to do, that even a lady may have her stable and horses attended to without being imposed upon. 154 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. and without making a stud-groom of herself : but, as I said from the beginning, she could not do this without the Mr. ; and I know some gentlemen to whom he would be all but as great an acquisition as to the lady, though perhaps it would be difficult to persuade them that such is the case. They do without him, it is true, con- sequently they pay for it. If a man is positively determined, right or wrong, to go his own way to work, of course he must do so, and he will find, independently of his stud being badly done by on that account, the eifect of his giving improper or injudicious di- rections will be that he will get no servant to live with him that is fit to go into a stable. A good ordinary strapper would not live in his service ; for I must say this for stablemen — there are many that would in certain ways ill-use, neglect, and impose on their master, but would not allow their horses to be treated in the same way. I had a carter, the most confounded thief in the world, where anything for his horses was to be got at, and his ingenuity in many ways was first- rate. For instance : He had been seen several times bringing a sack with something in it from under the granary, which stood on stone staddles. No notice had been taken, supposing it was something he had put there for a temporary period out of the way; AN EXCUSABLE THIEF. 155 but he o-ot " bowled out " at last. It was found he had bored a hole in the floor under the corn. In this he had a bung, which went up close, and only looked like a knot in the wood till closely inspected. I did not do as some hasty masters would have done — " draw his cork " (as the fighters say), and then turn him away ; but, for example sake, I got a constable, and talked of transportation, and probably should have given him a day or two of peculiar temperance in the villao^e cao-e, but for the fellow's coolness and in- genuity. On my calling him a thief, he indig- nantly replied, '' Noa, dang it, I beant no thief; I never took nothing off your premises : " and I suppose, seeing this made some impression, he added, with a grin from ear to ear, " You'll have it all back again, you know, measter." He was in ordinary cases a very honest fellow, and I am sure would not have taken a piece of bread for himself if he had w^anted it. To a man obstinately bent on acting on his own judgment it would be useless to say much, otherwise, much as I deprecate permitting servants to give their opinions, I should, in his case, re- mind him of a quotation — " Fas est ab hoste doceri," or, in more vulgar phrase, " Never refuse a light from any man's candle." Anybody'' s advice that is good is better than that dictated by your own judgment, if that happens to be bad; and, in 156 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. such a case, the recommendation of a good servant is not to be despised. But there is' one serious consideration to be discussed here. Is the groom that such a man would take competent to give advice ? for I should be led to fear that want of knowledge of horses would also comprehend the same want as regards the qualifications of a groom. And we may fairly infer the sort of servant he would get would be a shade or two behindhand in point of knowledge, if compared with such men as have charge of studs at Melton. Of their opinion I should be always happy to avail myself; but then it must be remembered that they are selected by those who know perfectly well what are the duties of a stud-groom, and only keep them to save themselves trouble — not because they are incapable of giving proper directions themselves. These grooms know this, and though highly respectable men, it has no small share in contributing to their strict attention to their duties and their stud. Such servants are a great addiiaon to the expense of each horse, we know ; but they effect a very considerable saving in the long run, when compared with valuable horses being under injudicious management, whether that proceeds from master or man, or both. Such men are not wanted, of course, by persons who keep three or four ordinary horses for or- dinary purposes. Such would not warrant the LIKE MASTER LIKE MAN. 157 expense ; but for them, r^niess their master wishes them to be always in some trouble, and himself also, a good servant is required. And then, unless he has (at least, occasionally) over him an eye that can see, and a head and tongue to direct, the chances are he will sooner or later become a bad one. If the master happens to fall short in the first two qualifications, the less he uses the latter organ the better ; otherwise, should the servant be a middling one, their joint acts would only make bad worse : should he be a good one, he will leave his situation. So, under each and every circumstance, it will be seen that the only way for a person to have his business tolerably done, if he cannot, that is, if he is not qualified to direct himself, is to avail himself of some one who is. Numbers of persons are deterred from keeping horses from conceiving the expense of them to be much greater than it really is, or, at all events, need be, if they are properly managed. Such persons often expend in omnibus, street-cab, and job cab-hire about twice as much as would %eep them a well-appointed Brougham or Clarence for their family use. A friend of mine, who lives in pretty good style, with the exception of not keeping horses, when speaking on the subject, and enumerating the probable expense of only a single horse, among his other items set down the forage of the horse 158 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. at a hundred a year ; tliis being, in hct, quite as much as any three ordinary horses could be got to consume in value. I make no doubt there are persons who are cheated out of such a sum as my friend con- templated, and that such a sum is consumed in food— but not food for the horse. The baker and butcher, I consider, in such a case get an honest two-thirds, and the horse as little of the remainder as possible to keep him in decent condition. All this imposition arises from the same cause as that which will always occasion such persons to lose money by their purchases when they make them on their own judgment, that is, undertaking the management of what they do not understand. In some proof of this being the case, a physician has lately told me, that for the keep, shoeing, little repairs of clothing, head-collars, and the supply of chamois, sponges, mops, brooms, &c., all of which are paid by his coachman, the bills, re- gularly amount to three hundred a year. This for one pair of horses, I must say, exceeds anything I ever heard of in point of imposition on the part of a servant ; still the master has paid it during the six years this coachman has been with him. The gentleman allowed he thought he was paying too much, and asked my opinion. I thought he was, by more than two hundred a year ; but being only a mere acquaintance, I thought it no business of mine to put him right, for the PRETTY PICKING. 159 doing of which I should very probably have got no thanks. I did suggest jobbing his horses. "Oh, he had tried that, but he found the horses looked bad, and had always something the matter with them." I asked if the same coachman fed and drove them. " Yes, he did." I smiled, but said no more than it was odd : but I did not think it odd at all : and if the worthy physician had thought twice, he would have seen the folly of supposing this rogue of a coachman would for a moment tolerate his master's jobbing horses, by w^iich if they were done justice to, coachee could make nothing; whereas, by the other plan, he cleared annually what many a nobleman's son works six hours a day for in a public office. Now had the physician jobbed a coachman with the horses, he would have found he saved, to say the least, 150/. a year by the change of his mode of pro- ceeding : but he perseveres in his old plan ; and so he may for me: it is quite useless to take trouble for friends without thanks ; it is folly to do the same thing for acquaintance; but I trust this fact shows how needful a counsellor is to any man in any matter of which he is not himself a competent judge. The cost of keep must a good deal depend on the description of horse kept, and the quantum of work he is expected to do. Of the feeding of race-horses I need say but little here. Generally — and, indeed, sometimes injudiciously — the 160 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. quantum given depends on what they can be got to eat : this quantum is, however, sometimes in- fluenced by whether they are fed at the trainer's expense or the owner's, and sometimes much more by whether the horse is a favourite with the stable or not. I say sometimes, because, in justice to trainers, I must add there is seldom any fault to be found with them as to stinting horses ; how far, in the long run, they contrive to starve the owners, is another affair. As some little insight however, for the totally uninitiated, I will merely say there are some delicate, nervous race-horses that can scarcely be coaxed to eat a peck a day (and generally speaking, that peck is thrown away on such horses) ; others, that are good, fair, hearty horses, will, on an average, eat a peck and a half; while many gluttons will take, without any trouble, half a bushel a day. Hunters, like other horses and men, vary, of course, in their appetites ; but, to make the quan- tum of oats they consume something like definite, I believe it will be found — at least, I have always found it so — that, taking into account hunting days, when a mash as the last feed supersedes one feed of oats, — the day after, when some will eat but little, others perhaps none, — occasionally a day or two of indisposition, — a frost, when a dose of physic is better than a bushel of corn, — and other contingencies, — in a stable of horses durins: PRACTICAL TESTS. 161 the hunting season, five quarterns of oats per day a horse, with occasionally a few beans, is as much as you will get them to eat on an average of seven consecutive months. To show the difference between practically knowing the expenses of a stable, and listening to being told by interested persons, what they " must be, at least!'' I will just take a pair of sixteen-hands carriage-horses, and see what their expense, not *' must be," but should be ; and here I show no presumption in saying I care not what all the grooms or coachmen in London may say — I know I am right; not from any talent, ingenuity, or peculiar mode of treatment ; not reasoning upon even the best theoretical principles, but on the broad, plain, homely facts of experience and prac- tice— that not arising from having had the man- agement of any one or two classes of horses, or those under one or two different situations or cir- cumstances, but from having had the direction of all sorts — race-horses, hunters, carriage-horses, hacks, machineers, and cart-horses, — and at one period all at the same time; what I say, therefore, on the subject reflects about as much credit on me in point of intellect as we should attach to the man who had been all his life emptying coal- wag- gons telling us how many sacks went to the chal- dron, and the chance of our being in error would be about equal. M 162 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. It will be remembered I am now taking a pair of horses that are quite as expensive to keep as any used for private purposes, for I allow each six quarterns of corn per day. No two hunters living eat as much, take the year throughout : for though the name of a hunter to some persons con- veys an idea of great expense — and though hunt- ing is expensive, it is not the keep of the horse that makes it so — a good well-worked 40Z. cover hack costs quite as much, and more than you can get some hunters to cost you. ^ £ s. d. Two horses, six quarterns a day each, at 1 Z. 4^. per quarter, say - - - 41 0 0 „ 14 lbs. of hay per day each, at 41. 10.9. per ton, say - - 20 10 0 „ Supposing straw to be scarce, 1 cwt. of straw per week, 1/. 105. per ton, say - - - - -3180 „ Shoeing both, lO*. per month, 28 days* 6 10 0 „ Wear and tear of chamois, sponges, brushes, &c. 6^. per week - 16 0 „ Wear and tear of clothing and head collars, 6c?. each - - 2 12 0 £"75 10 0 * Shoeing and occasionally altering will come to some- thing more in London, where they charge 55. a set : but as in the country they charge but 45. — indeed, in some places less, — I think the 61. 10s. a fair average. I take the same thing into consideration as regards keep, not supposing a horse all the year in London. PUTTING THE SADDLE ON THE RIGHT HORSE. 163 Now I strongly suspect that, let any lady turn to her accounts for all I have mentioned, she will find her pair of carriage-horses have cost her a little more than this, unless she limited them very much in every allowance ; in which case I infer they cost her quite as much, from frequently being in the veterinarian's hands, and never in first-rate condition either. Veterinary surgeon's bills are items no one can give an estimate of, depending, of course, on the good or bad luck people have with, or rather on the management of, their horses. For I am no little sceptical on the matter of luck; at least I can only say when things have occurred to me that many persons might attribute in their case to bad luck, I always, or at least mostly, could, in some particular or other, trace them to some blundering act of stupidity or culpable inattention of my own. However, as in other persons' cases we will call it bad luck, whenever it comes in the shape of a horse falling lame or amiss, go i/otir self with him ; or, if in a lady's case, send some friend with him to the best class of veterinary surgeons : it will be the least expense in the end. If you allow your man to take him where he likes, he is sure to have some friend, a common farrier, who will be sure to make the horse worse ; probablv in some way blemish him without there being any M 2 164 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. occasion for it, and do it clumsily if there is, he- sides keeping him twice as long under treatment as he would be kept by such a man as Mr. Field, or any other first-rate practitioner, and end by sending in a bill three times as long for doing so. Next in point of annoyance to a groom or coachman sending for a friend in the shape of a farrier to see and of course attend a sick or lame horse, is the groom taking him in hand himself; I mean in this case, of course, an ordinary groom. It is true by his doing so, no farrier's bill is incurred ; but in nine cases in ten, the horse comes off even worse than in the hands of a village practitioner, for he has most probably had experience in cases similar to the one he may be called in to see, and after having done a great deal of mischief to a few score of horses in such predicament, and done no good to a few score more, he may possibly, if an old man, have at last hit on some nostrum or practice that has done good, and in such a case his subsequent patients derive benefit from his having at last blundered on the right plan ; but an ordinary groom has not even the advantage of having had these few scores of fortunate animals to practise on, and probably can only say in defence of what he may do or contemplate doing, that, " when he lived with Mister or Captain such a one, he had a horse taken just the same way ; he knows what Mr Field did to him, for he saw it VETERINAKY GROOMS. 165 all." Now, in the first place, a man may safely bet any odds that the cases were not alike, further than each horse was sick or lame. Next he saw the horse get balls. He might just know enough to detect by the smell that these balls contained aloes ; but of the quantity, or what might be com- bined with them, he knows no more than he does whether aloes are a gum or a vegetable root. He might see a horse both physicked and bled for (we will say) the same disease as that under which the one labours that he intends to cure, but he never dreams that physicking and bleeding might both be proper in one stage of a disease, but certain death in another. One that among hundreds of instances of this kind have come under my personal notice, I will mention. A friend, on sending a horse from Dublin to London, had requested me to give him a stall, that the horse might rest for a day or two before going the last hundred and odd miles, on his road to London (for a journey from Holyhead, which was the route he came, was no joke before the railroad was completed). Prior to starting from Dublin, a veterinarian had very properly re- commended a dose of physic, fearing, from the full habit of the animal, some attack on the bowels during the journey ; this the groom, who thought he knew everything, had neglected, or rather omitted to give. Shortly after arriving at my M 3 166 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. stable, the horse was taken exceedingly ill ; and on my going to see him I found him suffering under inflammation of the bowels, and this know- ing groom with a physic-ball in his hand, which he was preparing to give. I remonstrated against so preposterous an act. The groom was obstinate, saying, " that if the horse wanted physic six days before, he wanted it six times as much now ; " but I was as obstinate as he, and it ended in my soundly swearing no ball, at least physic-ball, should the horse get. The man swore he would do as he liked with the horse while under his care, and again prepared to give the ball. I settled this by ejecting the fellow from the stable, locking the door, and just remarking the horse was not then under his care. I immediately sent for a veterinary surgeon, told him the story, and, not being nice in his selection of terms, he said to the man, " Why, you d fool, if the horse had got that ball, he would never have wanted another ; he would most likely have been a dead one before morning." What a treasure in a stable such a prescribing groom must be ! yet many such there are in high repute with masters who know no better than themselves. I do not mean that a man who knows what he is about need send his horse on every trifling ailment to any veterinary surgeon ; but it is the cheapest plan for the man who does not. A PROMISING PRACTITIONER. 167 But in sending to a professional let me strongly recommend the most eminent that is to be had be applied to ; if the case is a trivial one he will not make it serious by ignorant treatment, and if serious, of course all his skill will be wanting; and as if in corroboration of the soundness of my advice on this point at least, a circumstance occurred only a short time ago, which I will men- tion here. I had, within the last month, occasion to put a horse at livery for a few days, where the owner of the yard has about twenty horses working in street cabs. Observing one of them in a coach-house, and o:uessino; illness to have caused him or rather her to be placed there, in accordance with my usual habit I went in to see what was the matter; to enlighten me on the subject an ostler came and informed me the mare was " mortal bad : " this I had sense enough to see, without his assurance of the fact ; but as the acme of professional informa- tion, he farther told me she was " bad of her in- side : " now, as the unfortunate beast was blowing away like a steam-boiler, my veterinary knowledge went far enough to draw this inference also. '^ Why, man," said I, " the mare has inflamma- tion of the lungs ; I don't see that anything proper has been done to relieve her ; does any veterinarian attend her, — I suppose not ? " " Oh yes," said my informant, *^ a young man M 4 168 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. attends her that master has a great opinion of." Well, he deserves it, thought I ; observing, " I suppose he is going to do something for her im- mediately ? " " No," says the ostler, " he has given her some balls, but he says she is sure to die ; so he won't do nothing else." *' He is quite right," said I, " as to her dying, for die she most cer- tainly will under her present treatment." So ended our conversation. A friend of mine, one of our most eminent and, I believe, most experienced army veterinary surgeons, called on me next morning, and, on going to the stables, I showed him the mare, as a living proof of the ignorance of common farriers. Nothing had been done: he was told the same story I was, and also of the prediction of the mare's dying. " Die be ," said my friend, "so she will, and that very soon, if nothing is done for her ; but if I had her under my care, I would insure her life for half a sovereign." Not- withstanding the ostler told his master this, in- stead of sending for some man of sense, he took the word of the young man who stood so high in his estimation. The consequence may be anti- cipated : — a useful animal was lost through im- proper and want of proper treatment. 169 CHAP. V. THE DIFFERENT VALUE OF DIFFERENT HORSES. THE BEST JUDGE OF A HORSE. CASES IN POINT. — THE PRICE OF PERFECTION. In making so wide a distinction as I do between persons who understand horses and those who do not, I feel myself called on to give some little explanation of what I mean, otherwise I may unintentionally give offence where and when I by no means intend to do so; for understanding a thing or its reverse are only relative terms as to how far the knowledge or the want of it is con- cerned. There are certainly some men who do not know a good-looking horse from a brute — thousands that are no judge of a good sort of one, or a good goer. An uncle of mine went a good deal further. He said that, provided two horses were both black or white — or, as he termed them, red, — and about the same size, he could see no difference in them. My discernment as regarded his medals or black-letter volumes I dare say was about the same thing. There are, perhaps, few men exactly like my I 170 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. revered uncle as regards horse affairs ; but there are thousands who perfectly know a handsome one when they see him, a goer when they see him move, and a pleasant one when they ride ; nay, further, can ride him very well, and yet want that particular sort of knowledge that alone can enable them to manage well, and without use- less expenditure. These are very ticklish gen- tlemen to handle ; here the most candid friend, or the veterinary surgeon, sometimes gets into a dilemma. We will say a gentleman shows a horse to a friend, or a veterinary surgeon, with something about him amiss, that it is at once seen will take a considerable time under the immediate care of the vet., and then a winter's rest to make all sure. Formerly a winter's run implied a straw-yard, and the occasional luxury of a meadow, wet as a bog in open weather, and hard and rough as a heap of stones in frost. This saved keep, it is true ; but the expense of getting such a horse again into condition was more than that of — as we do now — hovelling him comfortably, and giving him hay and oats. So the expense in one way or the other for keep must be considerable, before the horse is fit for use; then comes the veterinary surgeon's bill. The owner will, in the first place, possibly ask if it is probable the horse will come up sound ? QUESTIONABLE VALUE. 1^1 and gets the perhaps candid and just opinion thf.t he will. He may be asked the probable expense ; this a first-rate man will generally pretty accu- rately tell you. The owner, then, perhaps, cal- calates, or gets the information, that keeping in the rouofh on corn, and six weeks in the stable physicking and getting into condition, will be, say 14Z. or 15/.; vet.'s bill (medicine, keep, and firing), we will say 12/. Here we get 27/. Well, the owner may say — and, I will answer for it, does say — it is a good deal of trouble and money; but he is a very valuable horse, so it must be done. As probably neither the vet. nor friend may know the qualifications of the animal, they cannot contradict the assertion as to its value, nor is it their business to inquire into the matter ; but there is one thing by no means improbable in such a case, which is, that they not only do not know his value or merits, but cannot for the life of them see either the one or the other. Now let us look into the fact of this horse really being, as represented, " very valuable ; " my life on it, the great reason the owner has for asserting that he is so is, that he gave a great deal of money for him. Well, he comes up realising all that was promised, perfectly sound, but perhaps a good deal scarred, if the remedy was effectually applied. The owner, not likinsj the look of this, or for some 172 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. reason, wishes to sell him ; now " pussy jumps out of the bag" — 40Z. is all he can get for him as a blemished horse. He will now be sure to find fault with the vet. or his friend, or both, for advising him to take all the trouble and expense, and then to find his horse only worth 40Z. Here is just shown the difference between his really being a valuable horse, or merely one for which a considerable sum had been paid. The friend and the vet., of course, took the owner's word as to his value ; and supposing what they were told could be borne out, their advice whs judicious, for 211. would be very little consideration in get- ting a really valuable horse upright; and such horses as have gone under Sir Bellingham Gra- ham, Lord Plymouth, or Forester, would not be brought down to quite 40Z. because their legs were a little disfigured. But such horses are really of known value ; the value of the one in question probably only existed in the opinion of the owner. Supposing, on being accused of hav- ing given interested or injudicious advice, the vet. or the friend — beginning to suspect how the thing stood — should take the liberty of asking in what the value of the horse consisted, and found out the truth, it is by no means improbable they might say, — " Hearing you say he was a valuable horse, and judging only by what we could see, we of course thought he was one of known character A STUNNER. 173 and qualifications ; " finding he was not this, they come down with the stunner^ " Why, my good sir, he was never worth more than about 50/. before he was lame. " Kespecting the value, it would take a good folio volume of many hundred pages to enable the most experienced in horses, and a clever writer to boot, to enable him to give any idea of the different value of different horses ; for when once men indulg-e in whims and fancies about them, there is no judging what they will give to get possession of a horse they fancy, or what they will sacrifice to get rid of one that does not meet their wishes ; hence the great fluctuation we often see in the price asked for and given for the same horse ; for in some men's hands his qualifications would be of no recommendation, while in those of another person they would be beyond all price ; as an instance of which I bought a mare for my father, and knowing the qualifications he mostly prized, — namely, being very handy, and a stand- ing jumper, — I rode her best part of a season for him, and made her one of the most perfect stand- ing leapers in the kingdom, and, as a dealer would say, as " handy as a fiddle, '* though no powers could make her fly her fences ; the conse- quence of her qualifications was, that several others of the same mind as my good father often tempted him to part with her at a high figure, 174 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. but (figuratively speaking) no money would have bought her; in some proof of which he rode her thirteen seasons. Now, had she got into my hands, I would have sold her for forty pounds rather than ride her, unless it had been in a very close cramp country with harriers ; there she would be as a hunter beyond price, but I no more like such a country than I do the kind of hunter fit for it: it is only, in my estimation, better to hunt there than not hunt at all. The fact is, the value of a hunter is nominal, but not often definable ; it is only to be defined, in one way : if half a dozen known good riders to hounds would each give a hundred and fifty or anv given price for the same horse, that price for the time being is his value ; but it in no way fol- lows, because an owner may set a given price on his horse and may find a purchaser to give it, that such is his value ; the price set on him arose from his owner's estimation of the qualifications the animal possessed, and the price given was from the purchaser's estimation of them being the same as the owner's ; probably no other man would have given half the money — many would not perhaps ride the horse if they were paid for doing it. Now the value of a race-horse is definable, be- cause it depends on what he can do, and not (as in the case of the hunter) how he does it, if he does it, — that is, if he can win : it matters not VALUE VARIABLE. 175 whether men are sportsmen or not, or fond of racing or not, the horse that can win money is valuable in all men's eyes who have any thing to do with racing, and that value depends on the class of horses he can run with and heat, that is if all is meant fair^ for we might be very much deceived in the value of a race-horse if we judged by the price he might be bought or sold at, at particular times ; five thousand might be offered for a horse 'prior to some great event coming off, in which he might be thought to be more than dangerous, yet after winning the race easily, the same party would not give one-fifth of the sum for him : why this would probably happen racing men know well ; to those who are not, it is of no consequence whether they know it or not. Many horses that are kept for use are to be valued, and that nearly as closely as any other useful article. Cart horses can be valued to a great nicety by any man accustomed to the buy- ing and selling of them ; so can good, fair, useful thirty or forty pound harness horses for other work ; even carriage horses can be estimated when they are a fair useful sort, worth we will say from a hundred and twenty to a hundred and fifty the pair ; beyond this their price is almost no- minal, for what a pair of singularly beautiful well- matched horses, with extraordinary high, grand, and fashionable action would bring, depends on the 176 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. purse, inclination, or folly of the purchaser ; such a pair would be a little fortune to an owner, if the young and beautiful wife of a rich old man took a fancy to them ; the fortunate owner would not only get a heavy addition to his purse, but the good will of the lady, by making the old gentle- man evince to the world the fervour of his adora- tion by the price he paid to gratify her whim. But to return to the supposed case of the valua- ble horse before mentioned; it is true, in one particular the owner acted as I recommend, in taking the advice of two experienced men. He did so ; but he must recollect that he acted on his own judgment ^rs^, by telling them he was show- ing a valuable horse. They therefore recom- mended what was judicious to do with such a one, but not, perhaps, what was advisable to do with the one in question. Probably, had they been allowed to form their own estimate of his value, they might have thought, and perhaps have said, they did not think he was worth a heavy expense, and would have recommended a few days' rest, and putting him up for sale, when they might estimate him at about the 40/. The owner would probably think them rogues, fools, or mad, to thus undervalue his hundred-guinea nag ; I would, however, back such men to be pretty near the mark. It is a common idea that an owner is the best EEL ATI VE VALUE. 177 judge of the value of his own horse. If the words value "to him" were added, there would be much truth in it; but without these two additional words, I beg leave to give it as an opinion that a very con- siderable number of owners know nothing at all about the value of their horse. Selling, or makino- the attempt to sell, will tell them the truth ; buy- ing does not even afford a hint on the subject. When I say this, I must, however, state it depends a good deal on where and of whom he buys ; if he buys of any person in a private way, of course each makes his bargain, and no matter whether the thing purchased be a horse or an article of jewellery, it may be bought and sold at (in mercantile phrase) fifty per cent, below or above its value ; but if a stud of well-known horses are on sale, and on the day of the sale a number of persons who know the qualifications of each horse are present, a man purchasing one of them will in a general way get the horse at some- thing like his value, that is, supposing the stud is for some particular reason to be bona fide sold, and the owner a gentleman ; but if, as is frequently the case, a stud is advertised, and the owner merely has this done to get rid of objectionable horses then the chances are a buyer gives far more than the horse's value, by getting hold of a roarer, a lame or thoroughly b.id one. But supposing a man is not thus unfortunate, N 178 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. but, on the contrary, gets one that persons who know the horse tell him, and tell him truly, is cheap at the price paid, he may still get him too dear, that is, he may be dear, to him : for unless he has had forethought enough to consider the kind of country the horse comes from, he may find, Avhen he gets him into the one he hunts, that he is not worth half the money. Now, let us take the thing in a diametrically opposite point of view, and we shall see where the owner is the best judge of his horse. We w^ill suppose a man has more hunters than he wants, and wishes to diminish the number; of course his wish would be to sell those that he, for some reason or other, liked the least ; but rather than keep them all, he determines to sell any (say) three of them, — a sensible re- solve enough, if a man is not of great wealth, and happens to be one of those who are tolerable hands at making hunters. The man of wealth has no occasion to part with anything that he likes. The man who is not a horseman and judge of horses, never should part with one that carries him to his satisfaction : the man who is, always should, if he gets his price ; for, only give him spring, speed, and stamina, he can make a hunter, as a carpenter can make a table if he gets the proper w^ood. We suppose the person wanting to sell to be one of these, and a gentleman looking GOING ON HIS OWN JUDGMENT. 179 at his horses is one of the sort who could eat his dinner very well on the table when made ; but if the table was wanting, so far as his own ability of making one goes, would be reduced to taking his soup on his knees. He may be a very clever man, probably more so than the other, but not a car- penter (of hunters) more than of tables. On looking at the supposed horses on sale, our buyer sees a good-looking brown horse, about his cut as to size and strength — asks his character. The owner, as a gentleman, gives a true one. '' He is a very fair horse indeed, an excellent hunter in any country but one like mine, a re- markably fine fencer, and very handy, but not so fast as 1 could wish here : his price, 150Z." Our buyer candidly says, that only hunting occasionally, he does not wish to give quite so much. In the next stall he sees a particular splendid grey, who looks a fortune ; he looks at him, but modestly says, — ^'I am afraid I need not ask any questions about him : he is beyond my mark.'' " Yes, you may," repHes the owner, good- naturedly smiling, " so far as price goes ; I ask 100/. for him. I tell you fairly lie is one of the few horses I have had that I could not make a hunter of. He cannot live a distance with hounds if the pace is good ; and he is so nervous, that he N 2 180 THE POCKET AND THj:. STUD. becomes quite confused where the fences are big. He would be a delightful hunter with harriers ; but as Elmore is coming to look at my horses, he will buy him for harness." A stall or two off, he sees a plain bay horse, with rather a large long head, a little low in the crest, with wide, bony, and somewhat ragged hips, a meanish tail, and, moreover, not seeming particularly amiable as to temper in the stable. Our buyer does not much relish the looks, but wishing to be well carried, and at a lowish figure, he says, — " Would that horse carry me ? " He here observes a certain laconic side-smile on the countenance of the groom — a kind of smile as if in anticipation of something to smile at. "I have no hesitation in saying," replied the owner, " he can carry you or any other man in any country and with any hounds." "What do you expect for him?" "Three hundred ! " Of course, this was a floorer. " Now," said the owner, ''if you would permit me to point out a horse to you, I think I could put one into your hands that would suit you in all respects : it is this chesnut. I took him in exchange from a friend of mine. He has three failings, neither of which, I should say, would be objectionable to you in the country where you FAIR RETALIATION. 181 hunt. He Is particularly pleasant to ride, very safe, and handy at fences, goes a fair pace, and will go on till nightfall. But, like the brown horse, he is not as fast as I like them here, and he does not like wide water: independent of which, he is a size less than I usually have them. I should say in Surrey he w^ould be perfect ; and I will take 100/." " Caveat emptor," " ne crede," and many other trite quotations, are things very useful to bear in mind when purchasing, but with very timid or very suspicious persons are very apt to lead them into error, by inducing them to turn a deaf ear to all the seller says of his own property. That every man may be apt to sound the praises and soften off the failino-s of his own, is natural enough ; how far this is done, of course depends on the conscience and respectability of the man. To show that we should not always reject the recommendation of a seller, I will mention an anecdote of Beardsworth, when he had the large repository at Birmingham. A gentleman came to him saying that he was authorised to mention a friend's name who assured him that on his doing so Beardsworth would recommend him a good buggy-horse : the little man showed him two, either of which he said was capital in single harness ; the customer's suspicious disposition took alarm at the strength N 3 182 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. of Bearclsworth's encommms, and he declined both. " Have you nothing else you think would suit me?" says the buyer. " I really don't know," says Beardsworth : " there are plenty more ; look round and please yourself." The gentleman did so, and found a mare that struck his fancy. "Will this mare suit me, Mr. Beardsworth?" " I really can't say," replied he ; " I recom- mended what I knew would, because I have often driven both; but pray choose for yourself." " Did you ever drive this mare, Mr. Beardsworth?" " Never," said he. ^' Did you ever see her in harness?" "Often," said the little man. The gentleman bought her, drove her, and felt cer- tain Beardsworth had wanted to get off two of his own, instead of this capital mare, who was, moreover, twenty pounds less in price than either of the others. On the Wednesday, that is, the second time he drove her, he came into Beards- worth's establishment with a long and ireful countenance, and abused him for selling him a mare that had kicked his gig to pieces. " Did I tell you she would not kick?" said Beardsworth; " I recommended you two that I kneio would not ; you kicked at my recommendation. I told you to please yourself; I hope you have done so. I told you I had often seen this mare in harness ; so I have, and always saw her attempt to kick : if you had asked me if I had seen her go quietly in har- HESITATION. 183 ness, I should have said no. Perhaps next time you will follow your friend's advice in taking mine ; if you do, I will try and suit you." There is a certain feeling of vanity in man that is not confined to the breast, which is generally pointed out as its locality, but runs, like the nerves, over every part and particle of the body ; so, touch it wdiere you will, it is capable, like the string of a harp touched by the scientific finger of a master, of producing harmony ; but when the careless and rude finger of truth is applied, it often gives back a twang that seems to jar to the very pedals. The description of the hunter seemed to bode his suiting our buyer ; but the not being objec- tionable to him and liis country appeared to carry witli it somethino' borderino; on a latent hint at inferiority that he winced at. He felt the truth of the thing, would have owned it to himself, but to have it, as it were, forced on him by another, though done without any intentional offence, made it no more palatable than Pistol found the leek, or the persuasions that induced him to swal- low it. He even thought of dashing at the tln^e hundred-pounder at once; but, as he was a sensible man, the thought merely flitted across his brain, so he compounded with good sense, good manners, and a little mortification, by asking if he might take the liberty of sending a brother-sportsman to N 4 184 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. look at the little horse, and to ride him. Both permissions being granted, he took his leave ; and next day the friend came. He and the seller were at home at once ; they saw what each other was in a moment. '' Take him into those meadows," said the latter, " put him at any fair fences you like ; if you get him into one, I shall forgive you." The horse answered all that was said of him. Both agreed he Avas all that could be wished for the proposed buyer. His friend made his report, and recommended him not to miss the horse. He promised he would not ; hut it did not do. The " him and his country " still jarred like the string touched by truth ; and then the buying a horse on a friend's trial and judgment had a want of independence about it that chafed him ; and again the horse was not a wide brook jumper. True, there were no wide brooks to jump where he hunted. He was not quite so fast as his present owner wanted — this seemed like putting up with something inferior. No ; he would choose for himself, and see if he could not, by giving a little more, get nearer perfection. He tried: went to a dealer, gave 150/., got one that he was told was perfection itself This he had no great opportunity of finding out : but the first day, after one burst, he clearly ascertained he was a lame one. He would have consulted the interest TATTEKSALL'S " TO WIT." 185 of the pocket more by taking his friend's recom- mendation, and have made a better addition to the stud, I cannot here pass over a little anecdote of one of my most esteemed friends, — a man of business, but one with whom Fate was either blind or in one of her wayward moods when she gave out the ticket of his destiny. Instead of ever looking at a ledger, he ought only to be asked to look at the rent roll of a princely estate (his own) ; instead of having to calculate profit and loss, he ought only to have to calculate what his heart would always prompt him to do, or how to serve his friends. I have often seen him at his desk, never on his saddle ■ — that is, with hounds; but I am told, when he can steal a day from the former, he sails away in the front rank on the latter. He was some time since in want of a horse ; and a stud being advertised at Tattersall's, I met him there, and found he intended buying one from it. He allowed he did not know the horses, so I took the liberty of hinting it was somewhat hazardous buying under such circumstances ; but as he said a friend, who had hunted where the stud came from, had told him what to buy, I said no more. He did buy one, whose shape and make was certainly not perfection. However, I saw him take away the new purchase, and thought no more of the circumstance. 186 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. "Walking with an acquaintance an hour after- wards in Hyde Park, I saw some one coming up Rotten Row, at a o-ood or rather bad huntinoj gallop. " Well," said I to my companion, " that gentleman has got a brute under him at all events." When he came nearer, lo ! it was my friend on the new bargain. He came up. " How do you like your mare ? " " Not at all ; she is lame behind, I am sure, from her manner of going." "Just trot her fifty yards, and let us see," said I. My com- panion and I agreed she was sound enough ; but her hind legs seemed as if nature never intended them to help her along. I told my friend she was sound ; but as she was bought, I did not wish to put him out of humour with her, by telling him I thought her an awful beast. " But," said he, " she is a roarer." " Oh ! your humble servant," said I, ^^ go back to Tattersall's : she was sold as a hunter. If you find that, notwithstanding her noise, she has been regularly hunted, you are fixed ; if she has not, return her." He did so, and somehow got out of her: it will be seen by this, that, though it is very judicious to take the advice of a friend, we should consider what friend, and whether his advice is worth having. 187 CHAP. yi. DIFFERENT MODES OF KEEPING HORSES. — CHAQUE PAYS, CHAQUE MODE. — THE KIND OF HORSE BEST SUITED FOR DIFFERENT CARRIAGES. ON SINGLE-HORSE CARRIAGES AND PAIR-HORSE DITTO. THE PROS AND CONS OF KEEPING CARRIAGE-HORSES AND HUNTERS AT LIVERY. — JOBBING OF HORSES. — SUMMARY OF THE WORK. When using the term "stud," our ideas are chiefly led to the coutemplation of the hunter's stable. I only mean it, as used in these sheets, to allude to horses in general ; but, be the stud what it may, it is composed of horses used more or less as animals for real use or business, or for pleasurable purposes. Of course, the horses used for the park and street are for use, but not used in the light in which I contemplate the term. Now, there are two opposite ways in which horses may be kept ; and both will answer well if in all particulars the system is adhered to. There is the rough and ready plan, and there is the plan that brings out horses in fine condition ; but the person is unreasonable as regards his servant and his horses, if he thinks he can combine both. If 188 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. a lady merely wants a pair of animals to drag a machine on wheels about, so as to convey her free from wet or cold wherever and whenever she is disposed to go out, and cares nothing for their appearance, the rough plan will do, provided they get plenty of corn ; and such horses, with a good tough coat on them, and waterproof-cloths across their loins, will stand inclement weather, and be no more hurt by it than the cart-horse. But then their pace must accord with their appearance and treatment; for the cart-horse, hardy as he is, would very soon get under the doctor's hands if he was subjected to heats by fast work, and then to stand while his waggon was loaded and un- loaded; for though a long coat will keep off a certain degree of rain from the pores of the skin, and a dry one will keep out the cold air, a long coat wetted with sweat is anything but likely to prevent colds, if horses are afterwards to be kept loitering about at doors. Such horses, of course, in point of keep, will cost just as much as those in good condition, and, after all, confer anything but credit on their owners. If a lady thinks the term " my carriage " sufficient, no matter what that carriage may be, well and good. I can only say I consider the difference between such equi- pages as Lord Anglesey's, Lord Sefton's, and many others, and that of some that we occasionally see, is much greater than between the latter and none CUTTING A FIGURE, 189 at all. In fact^ if I had ever owned such a turn- out as I have seen some ladles sport, and wished to make a morning call, I should have desired the cortige — men, horses, and vehicle — to stop a few doors off, lest I might be suspected of owning them. Here is just the difference between the pride of the generality of foreigners, particularly French- men, and Englishmen. A Frenchman on a wretch not worth twenty pounds will make him (if he or spurs can make him) curvet and prance so as to attract all eyes, and thinks him, next to himself, an animal to be admired by all beholders. An Englishman on such a creature would pray no one might see him so mounted. Not so Monsieur. With him a horse is a horse, with this exception ; if the finest horse England ever produced was to walk quietly along the Boulevards, his rider would think they cut no figure at all ; but give him one of Batty's cast-offs, or any creature that would dance about, making a fool of both horse and rider, he would be thought the ne plus ultra of horses. With their equipages, unless it be with the elite of fashion, they are still worse. A cabriolet is a cabriolet, though it be a machine that has been in use twenty years, since it was only worth four pounds, and would be spoken of with all becoming pomposity. An Englishman who has never been much at the country chateaux of Frenchmen 190 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. can form no idea of the monstrosities the remise there can produce, — but still it is the carrosse de Madame, It is quite true private individuals of moderate means are not called on or expected to keep such equipages as the nobility or persons of great wealth, yet still may want a carriage for their families ; and one that will pass without obser- vation of any sort is here quite appropriate : but as most persons wish to make as decent an ap- pearance as their means permit, and as my object is, as far as I can, to further their object as regards their horses and their appliances, I only beg the masters of such equipages to believe me when I assure them that taking care their ladies are not in inclement weather all the morning shopping, that they under such circumstances curtail the length and number of their morning visits, do not order the carriage at eleven and keep it waiting till one to take them out, or at one in the morning and keep it till three to bring them home, will just make the difference of having an equipage that is at least creditable, or one that would occasionally induce a cabman to call out, '' Who wouldn't keep a carriage ? " It Is true we see the most splendid equipages out in the most Inclement weather ; but what are they doing ? Taking their lords or masters to or from the House, to dinner or a party, bringing THE CARRIAGE. 191 their ladies from a villa to the town-house, or to a party or the theatre : they then go home and are dried. There are other horses and other harness, if wanted, to fetch their owners back; but we do not see such owners starving their horses and servants, cheapening bonnets or silks at half-a-dozen different shops. Many hundreds who do, if they were going to ten different ones close together, would not, if they lived two hun- dred yards off, walk there, and, knowing they should be three hours, order their carriao-e to call for them at a certain hour, for the world. What, lose letting the ten shops see they kept a carriage ! Oh, the delight of " Put those things into the carriage ! " or " William," beckoning their servant into the shop, '•' put this in the pocket of the carriage ! " Pleasant and salutary all this, for clipped horses. I have in my eye a family of a certain grade, and, from the animus of each member of it, pretty accurately guess what would be done should they perpetrate a carriage of any sort. If they wanted to go to dinner at seven, it would be ordered to the door at five, to be seen there I If wanted to oo shopping, which it certainly would be two hundred and fifty days a^year, it would be ordered at two, to go at half-past three ! Would it not be " to and again," as people describe our canine friend in a fair ? Would not the tablets to write on, nnd the 192 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. " tablets of the memory," be taxed to rake up all and every person they ever spoke to, and to find out their residence, to make a call in the carriage ? Would not Thomas be taught to give a regular " Londonderry " at the door, only some- what longer and louder? As the boys say, "Would not he, though ? " All this, we must say, is a very plebeian and petty sort of pride and affectation, evincing bad taste, bad tact, bad education, and at once show- ing a being totally unused to such appliances : it is something like what a deceased acquaintance of mine, one of a firm of our most eminent brewers, was in the habit of doing. He had purchased a magnificent white marble chimney-piece for one of the sitting-rooms at his country-seat : this said chimney-piece had two large bulls' heads, elaborately carved. These our man of malt and wealth was constantly in the habit of seizing by the horns whenever any stranger happened to be there; and as the act was accompanied by the address of '•' Ah ! bully, bully ! " in a voice some- what of the Stentorian order, it never failed call- ing the attention of every one unused to it to the desired point. Then came a full statement of what it cost ; and the purchaser no doubt thought he must look of great consequence in the eyes of his hearers. In some, perhaps, he did ; but extremely little in those of some others ; for it THE BROUGHAM. 193 spoke plainly of the parvenu, and of one who piqued himself more on the pocket than the stud, or any thing else. Whatever weal or woe to the community one of our Ex-chancellors may work, whatever may be the laws or customs he may adopt or abro- gate, and whatever may be the share of praise or censure that may follow, I really consider the public are under very considerable obli- gations to him for bringing in that truly com- modious carriage the Brougham. Of course im- provements have been made in the original : I do not mean Lord Brougham, for he cannot he improved. Now this remark I really consider a hit, and a stroke in politics beyond the usual wont of Harry Hieover ; for each party may apply It as suits their own ideas of the just- ness of its application. The general utility of the carriage, however, cannot be disputed ; and if we miss many of the more imposing equipages that formerly graced our streets, we also miss, from this substitution, a host of turn-outs that reminded us of No. 527 with the plate off. The only objection that may be alleged against the Brougham is, that, with some ladies, the families grow too numerous for it ; but so fcir as a couple of darlings go, they can be squeezed In, and, as papa does not as yet feel the pinch of them, he bears it cheerfully. Two more, however, o 194 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. require the getting of anotlier carriage to hold them. This is still bearable, and pa good-hu- mouredly calls the omnibus a Clarence. A couple more bring calls for cash that make it necessary to abandon the Clarence, and somewhat decreases the good-humour. Pa, however, must have some means of locomotion, so he now gets a gig. This lie appropriately enough calls his " sulky ; " but next year a seventh blessing puts down the sulky, brings on the sulks, and pa, striking his forehead in despair, now cries, " God send me a hearse ! " For whom he invokes it, is best known to himself; but if it is not wanted for some one else, I strongly recommend him to use it for himself: I should in such a case. Before getting to this extremity, and while keeping some other sort of carriage, let us look at the pro and con as to keeping it and the horse or horses at livery. Here the expediency of doing so or not does not only arise from the considera- tion of the horse, but as regards the man. If he is wanted to wait at breakfast, and confine himself the whole morning to the house, it is quite clear he cannot have anything to do with the equipage. If only wanted occasionally, then he can both drive and take charge of it. So far as merely the driving it goes, there can be nothing objectionable in any man doing that ; but I must say I have always considered it as extremely bad taste and a DOMESTIC CONSIDERATIONS. 195 very poor affectation to see a man in a footman's livery carrying a tray about a drawingroom, who we know was strapping at a horse some time the same afternoon. When living in this mediocre way, superior women-servants are far preferable. The horse or two horses can be kept, we know, cheaper in private stables than at livery ; but if you devote a man exclusively, to one or even two, he will altogether cost as much as the horses ; so the question merges into this : Wliich is preferred — keeping the carriage and horses at home, and having a coachman ; or sending the equipage to livery, and keeping a footman only? I should say, in a family in this position of society, the latter is by £av the preferable plan. The difference between the expense of keeping a single-horse carriage, and one that always re- quires two, is very disproportionably great, that is, if both are done even in tolerable taste ; for it is by no means the mere additional expense of the extra horse that occasions it, but it arises from other causes. In the first place, a regular pair-horse carriage requires a regular coachman ; this gentleman holds himself as far above the mere driver of a single horse, as does the valet over the teaboy, requires twice or three times the wages, more clothes, and more allowances of all sorts; independent of which, as they have generally made some ladi/ happy, o 2 196 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. they require suitable accommodation for their families, and it is quite correct and reasonable that master or mistress should in some way (probably in all ways) be put to a large expense, because the loving pair think proper to have a large and charming offspring. Then a regular coachman will usually no more dress a horse, wash a carriage, or clean a set of harness, than he would sweep the Mews his stable is in ; he would be held as a low fellow by his brethren of the whip, if he did so. The other ladies of the clique would not visit his ; she must be a low creature also, to permit her husband to do these things ; for the Duchess of Sutherland, though most undoubtedly at the height of aristocracy, must not suppose she has all the aristocracy to herself; her coachman's lady, who uses silver teaspoons, would no more associate with one who used Britannia metal, than her lady- duchess would with her seamstress, and most un- questionably would give herself ten times the airs towards an inferior. Secondly come the horses. It is true, we see very fine ones driven in single-horse four-wheeled carriages ; still to look well, they are not required to be of the high and superior stamp of those where a pair are used ; and beyond this, supposing a man gives a hundred for a very superior horse for his Brougham, if that horse was well matched, the pair would be worth something like three times A LITTLE UNDERMINING. 197 that, and should an accident happen to one of them, and consequently a match be wanted for the other, fifty pounds or more beyond his fair price would be asked, when it was understood for what he was wanted, particularly if the purchaser was known to be precise as to getting an exact match. For such horses the coachman will have every appliance of the most expensive kind, whether necessary or not. The term will may sound sin- gular as applied to a menial ; but if from indolence, affectation, habit, a disregard of expense, or all these causes combined, people will allow menials to become, in effect, masters in their vocation or department, they will find that if the term will be not used in speech, its effect is carried out in the end, and such will probably always be the case more or less in the establishments of the wealthy or fashionable. The idea that horses will not be done justice to at livery, is, in a general way, a very unjust and fallacious one ; for I have no hesitation in saying, that, provided you apply to a respectable person in his line, and he knows your horses are to remain with him, they have a fiir greater chance of being well done by, than if left to the care of half the {soi-disant) coachmen in London. The carriage, harness, and horses will be properly attended to, for this simple reason — it is the master's interest they should be in order to keep your custom, and o 3 198 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. to get that of others by your equipage being well turned out ; and he saves nothing by allowing his men to be idle. If the horses are not done justice to as regards feeding they will show it ; and he will lose both them and his character. If your horses look badly from your using them unfairly, it is your fault ; and for his own sake he will shortly tell you that you do so, and will not be very nice as to whether you take them away or not, for, in fact, keeping them will injure more than benefit his yard. Send for a known respect- able man ; agree by the quarter, or half-year, or year, for your horses, at a price that will enable him to feed them properly as regards your demand on them as to work ; put them under his charge ; pay the stableman who takes care of them libe- rally ; and your horses will have every justice ; for it must be borne in mind that, though the ma- jority of helpers in dealers' and livery yards are scamps unfit for private families, they are first-rate stablemen, and your horses Avill be under the eye of a man who knows how to treat them — an ad- vantage that it is by no means certain they would derive from being overlooked by the generality of masters, setting aside ladies. There are two ways of doing most things, namely the right and the wrong; this, on the broad scale, is a sensible enough remark, or rather saying ; but though one way may be either right THERE IS A PRICE FOR ALL THINGS. 199 of the reverse, there are gradations as to how far we diverge from the line, be it the right or wrong, and in accordance with this we shall generally derive advantage or disadvantage to ourselves and others from our conduct. This is, in nine cases in ten, brought fully to our conviction. As regards servants, be they our own or those of other persons acting for us, though I quite concur in the opinion that paying for services with too lavish a hand only renders those serving idle, arrogant, and per- haps impertinent, the paying Avith a niggard one is infinitely w^orse ; particularly so when we have only the conscience of those serving us to depend upon as to the manner in which they do this ; and in few cases, are we more dependent on this, than where our horses are under the care of the servant of another, or indeed of our own, if we trust wholly to him ; but supposing our horses to be at livery, we will say the master was anxious to do them justice, but we should not do him justice if we did not pay his servants reasonably and libe- rally ; for let him watch as closely as he will, the horses of the niggard will not get the same atten- tion as those of the liberal man ; the former may change his livery stable from Belgrave or Portman Square to Whitechapel or Blackwall, he will find it all the same : and it is very proper it should be so ; men of all sorts have a right to be fairly paid for their attention and labour, and he wdio from o 4 200 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. folly and affectation pays too much, and he who from parsimony pays too little, will both suffer in some way for it ; the first by being ridiculed, the latter by having his horses more or less neglected : the medium will generally produce a proper line of conduct in those to whom it is applied. There are many persons who are great advocates for the abolition of all douceurs to servants. I am not ; and can only say if a livery-stable-keeper were to propose as a rule of his yard that no fees or rewards were to be given to his men, his would be the last stable I would send my horses to. True I could, and most certainly should, under the rose, break through his novel, and to some persons perhaps tempting, regulation ; but I should be quite sure it would not be the best sort of stable- men he would get under such a system, and with horses, ignorance is as bad as roguery, in many cases much worse ; a rogue we may in most cases guard against, but a fool we cannot, as we never can guess what he may take into his head to do ; u clever rogue can be bribed into doing a little extra for us ; so indeed may the fool — if he knows how ; if, however, he does the extra service wrong we are in a worse predicament than ever, and if a situation is such that a man can derive no advan- tage by strenuously striving to please, we may fairly reckon on meeting a very sorry workman, for none but such would fill it. COUNTRY SPORTS AND LONDON MEN. 201 This much observation has taught me : Take a hundred horses kept in the private stables of the generality of persons, and a hundred kept in the best livery stables — more rough coats, impo- verished looks, colds, coughs, cracked heels, and other sickness from bad management, will be found, by three to one, in the former than in the latter. I should say just the same thing by a man keeping a hunter if he lives in London. Many persons do this and send their horse down the night before to meet any of the hounds within twenty miles of town. This is done by some from a very mistaken motive of kindness to the horse; and from the same mistaken notion that they are consulting their own interest by having the horse when in town under their own eye, and under the care of their own servant. We will look a little at this. In the first place, under such circumstances, so far as his stable treatment goes, for three days out of the four, that is, the day he goes out of town, the hunting day, and the day of returning — if sent such a distance — he is scarcely under their eye at all, or at all events only under that of the servants. Then comes the query, " Is their eye of any great advantage to him when it is over him?" and the care of their own servant is not always a guarantee that the care is of the very best sort. In fact with the ordinary run of 202 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. London grooms, I will answer for it that it is not. And supposing that it was, how can a horse, situated as he must be in London, ever be fit to go with hounds ? The most proper thing that is done with him during the week, is the preparing him by his twenty miles' walk the day preceding hunting ; and against this we have to set the very improper act of dragging a stiff and tired horse home the day after hunting twenty miles along a turnpike road, in lieu of one hour's gentle walk on turf, just to stretch his legs and conduce to recover his appetite. If he is brought home, that his owner may have him to ride in the p|irk the inter- mediate days, the idea is unreasonable ; probably, in fact almost to a certainty, if there was anything of a run, a horse thus treated through the week will refuse his corn at night, and quite as probably the next morning. Five hours on the road, with an empty stomach, and aching limbs, is not a very proper preparation for a show-off in the park: and where is he to get a gallop to prepare him for the next hunting day, unless he be sent to some of the places stated to be for the exercise of hunters close to town, where their feet and legs are battered to pieces in the spring and autumn, and smothered with mud if sent there in the winter ? It is all very well to send a horse to Banstead downs in the morning, take a canter with the harriers, and trot him quietly home afterwards. FOX-HOUNDS AND STAG-HOUNDS. 203 The horse would be the better for the exercise twice a-week, and his master too ; but to expect one to be bottled up in London, and really go with fox-hounds, or the Queen's, is out of the question. I will venture to say there are more horses killed, injured, and lamed, and consequently more falls from those sent down to hunt under such circumstances, in proportion to the number out, in one season, than occur with all the de- termined riders in Leicestershire in half a dozen. And so it must ever be where horses are expected to go without their wind, stamina, and muscles being properly braced up by proper treatment. When I say with fox-hounds, or the Queen's, or, I might add, any stag-hounds, I must remark, I consider that to a horse not fully and properly prepared for hunting, it makes a great difference to him whether he goes with the former or the latter. With fox-hounds a horse in most cases gets a little trotting or cantering before a fox is found or goes off; this gives him tiaie and dispo- sition to empty himself before he is called upon for the full exertion of his speed and lungs. With stag-hounds he has no chance; the deer-cart arrives, all is quiet, the deer is uncarted, and in a few minutes the hounds are laid on and a sure burst takes place, for which a horse ought to be as well prepared as for a steeple chase. Distress must follow this, and unless the rider has con- 204 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. sideration enough for his horse to nurse him when, it does, some fatal or bad results must take place, and either immediately or gradually show them- selves by debility and loss of condition. But beyond this with fox-hounds, — though the man who can only get one day a week fervently prays that may not be a blank one, — such an event is of vast relief to the horse, for his condition may be quite good enough to enable him to bear fatigue, though such as to render severe calls on his lungs an almost certain prelude to fatal results. Not so is the case with stag- hounds, whose great recommendation to many men is the certainty of a run. I had seven suc- cessive seasons of stag-hunting ; it is true I only hunted one day a week with them, and this be- cause they only hunted that one day in my part of their country ; but then my nags were always up to the mark for them, if even the Hendon deer were uncarted, as I could always get two days a week with fox-hounds, and had harriers within reach, independent of the then King's which always hunted one day a week in Windsor Park ; so the want of proper exercise and practice was no excuse for me or my horses if we went badly. And if such was the case, which doubtless it was more frequently than for my credit it ought to be, what can be expected where neither man nor horse has as good a chance ? Candour compels LIVERY STABLES AND LIVERY SERVANTS. ,205 me to allow that when I had the best of it, I de- served little credit; and when the worst, that I did my part like a regular muff. Let us now look at another plan ; and see, setting aside being well carried, how, in point of actual money, the thing would work. I am alluding to keeping a hunter at a hunting-stable at livery or at home. We will say a fair horse, with average runs, will carry a man three times a fortnight — which a good wear-and-tear horse will do on the former plan. If the distance is such as to bring you to the Queen's stag-hounds, or to any fox- hounds out of the reach of the omnibuses, your man must be out nine days a fortnight, paying for your horse, of course, sixpence a feed for oats, and the usual charge for hay ; compare these expenses to what you would have to pay at a regular hunting stable, — the balance in your favour would not be a fortune. At such a stable you have but the one expense, your horse is taken wherever the fixture may be ; there is no blunder in mis- taking places — so sure as the hounds are there, so sure is your horse. He has had his proper exercise, or a sweat, if wanted. If a frost sets in, without your troubling yourself about it, he gets a dose of physic ; and if ordinary exercise cannot be given, artificial means are resorted to, to give it. You have the advantage of a stud-groom over 206 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. your horse or horses, without keeping one. In fact, you ride a horse in condition, and equal to his task, instead of one to whom that task must be a labour of more than ordinary or necessary severity ; for I consider that unnecessary which could be remedied without any material additional inconvenience or expense, or of perhaps any. It is extraordinary what very fallacious ideas many persons entertain as to the different expense of keeping a horse at home or at livery, and also of the profits of a livery-stable-keeper. Taking the price of forage on an average, his profits are much smaller than people imagine ; in fact a man could barely live in London if he confined himself to livery horses. People are apt to compare the cost of what a horse would eat in their own stable, and then calculate that nearly all the difference between that and the livery charge is profit to the owner of the stables. It is true a horse can be well fed, we will say, for twelve shillings a week, and his owner, bargaining by the year, gets him kept at a p'uinea. When we come to calcuhxte that in a good situation the rent of a yard perhaps makes the weekly cost of each stall at least half a crown, the weekly wages of the man who has the care of him three shillings a horse more, we have now seventeen and sixpence; then come stable PROFITS OF LIVERY CONSIDERED. 207 utensils, use of clothings occasional bandages, &c. And though I have the " esprit de corps " about me quite strong enough to make me at all times uphold the character of sportsmen and men fond of horses, they are not absolutely immaculate, and such things have been heard of as livery bills being left unpaid. Only twenty pounds loss of this sort takes a good deal of bringing up out of livery profits. It is true the hunting livery-stable-keeper charges a higher rate of livery and his rent is less ; but against this we must consider he has to keep more men for the same number of horses than the London man has, he has the loss of time of his people taking horses to cover, and though some horses are summered at his stables, many are not ; so, like Shakspeare's apothecary, he has a '^ beggarly account of empty boxes" several months in the year. Still I should say he does far better than the London man, of the small- ness of whose profits we may draw an inference from the fact, that there is not, to the best of my knowledge, such an establishment in London as any large one appropriated solely to livery purposes, which unquestionably there would be if the profits were large. And further, I never heard of any one man who had accumulated much money as a bare livery-stable-keeper. As job- 208 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. masters many have, who only took horses to livery as being better than vacant stalls. I can conceive few things so unpleasant as telling persons anything that looks like assuming to oneself superior judgment to theirs. It is never grateful to their feelings, and there is something diabolical in willingly saying what can be con- sidered as mortifying to that little amour propre that actuates us alL I have friends whom I value highly, who are always in some dilemma with their horses ; in fact, they are a constant source of loss, and anxiety, and annoyance to them. I am sure to hear of their grievances, and I as surely and sincerely condole with them. Some of them have every feeling of liberality and kindness to do all that is right and proper, do nothing perhaps glaringly wrong ; and if they were to ask what they did wrong, unless I could watch all that was done, and under all circumstances^ I probably could not tell them. But vv^here things for a continuance go wrong, it is not chance or fate that usually brings it about. With others in the same predicament, it might be no difficult task to point out where they erred. But then, in telling them of one error, the same want of know- ing how to do right would probably only change the error, so that one might be as bad as the other. There are persons, who, if they inquired in what their bad management consisted, could only be *^YORK, you're wanted." 209 fairly answered by being told, in everything. You are cheated in buying, buy a bad sort, manage them badly, ride them badly, and drive them badly, and the people you employ can do no better. Now, this is that kind of sweeping charge that no man could make up his mind to make. It would be true enough, though, as regards some people: let us hope there are but few in such a case. But wherever any man finds a constant something amiss with his horses^ if he is one of the best judges in England, I should say, consult Avith another ; sowiething is wrong, and, figuratively speaking, the physician is wanting. You may have tried various remedies ; but somehow you take a wrong view of the case — thousands are in this predicament with their horses. It matters not what a man undertakes to manage ; if he does it badly and wishes to do better, there are two qualities of which he must lay in an abundant stock before he can do this ; viz., good temper, and diffidence as to his own knowledge of the matter in question. Many will very patiently learn or be taught to do that which they have never before undertaken ; but to bear to be told they must, to do right, do that which they have not done, and leave undone the greatest part of what they have done, it is not merely a bitter pill but a regular nauseous bolus, unpleasant to swallow, and apt to produce irritation when down. P 210 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. If a man manages things tolerably well, but has certain errors of opinion or want of knowledge on some points, a little well-timed flattery as to his general way of doing things will induce him to listen to hints as to where he errs. But where, as is sometimes the case, every thing is done wrong, it would be difficult to decide as to whose task was the most unpleasant, that of the adviser, or of him to be advised. A man may very soon get into a right way of doing most things if he has only to ask what he should do and is then will- ing to do it ; but if he has also to learn how to do it, the case is hopeless. The only hope such a man has is, that when he is too old to want horses, experience may have taught him how to manage them : — about as encouraging a prospect as that of the generality of writers who depend on writing for support — that they may get bread when they have no teeth to bite it ; but then the lucky dogs escape all the horrors of in- digestion. We will now, however, look at the stud under another sort of management, and see how that will work as regards the pocket. There is another mode of keeping the carriage and horses, that is, jobbing them ; the advantages of which, as of most things, depend on the peculiar circumstances in which persons are placed. In a 'general way it is by no means the most economical MAKING THE MOST OP ONE's TALENT. 211 one. Its pleasantness depends, in a great measure, on the turn of mind, or rather pursuit of the person. Some men job hunters ; agree for price, and the number they may choose to have placed at their disposal. So far as my particular turn goes, I should derive no more pleasure from riding Tilbury's horses during a season, than I should in riding a post-horse to Hounslow by way of an airing. I have been accustomed to own nice ones, had (I hope a pardonable) pride in them, and, I am free to confess, in their condition, and sometimes performance. Now I cannot conceive anything flattering to this little harmless vanity in riding such a horse, the property of another, and under the management of the servant of another. But the feeling of having made a horse the clever animal he is, and bringing him into the condition he is, does go somewhere towards show- ing you know what you are about. I am quite willing to allow that making a hunter, brlno-incr him out in king's plate condition, and riding him well (supposing the latter to be done), is no great matter to be vain about ; but if a man's mind and talents are not framed to the performance of great achievements, it would be hard to deprive him of enjoying the little triumph attendant on the per- formance of minor ones. We should have been sorry to see John Kemble sing a comic song between the acts of *^ Hamlet." p 2 212 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. Now, I certainly could not play Hamlet, but I fancy I could manage " Jim along Josey.'' Well, it is better to be encored in that than hissed in Hamlet. So I have always fancied I could manage condition in hunters. In this cast of character I have been applauded — I hope I shall be encored. Families who have a great deal of night work, and only intend to keep a pair of horses for their carriage work, would perhaps do well to job ; for this reason — as I said before, horses cannot stand all sorts of usage — not that there is any cruelty in night- work, but if horses are witched to be in blooming condition, they cannot stand it ; so the job-master keeps horses for all purposes — gives you one pair for the day, and a pair of old, seasoned, hardy ones for night. A lady who keeps a pair of horses, if she is to trust herself and them to the sole guidance of her coachman, had better job ; for though she will have a round sum to pay the job-master, she will always have a pair ready ; whereas her coach- man, by one means or other, will contrive to get as much out of her pocket as the job-master, and she may not always be able to have her carriage, if coachee has a friend coming to see him, or wants to go to a ■party. From what I have said I trust I have borne out my assertion, that whoever undertakes the RECOMMENDING TO A JOB. 213 management of their stud, if they manage it badly, must suffer in the pocket so long as the same management exists; this refers equally to the buying, managing and using it, be it for what purpose it may. But to return to the jobbing of hunters, which is sometimes done by masters or managers of fox- hounds ; its advantages and disadvantages depend so much on circumstances, that it is impossible to decide which, in a general way, preponderate. If we are well acquainted with the habits, judgment, mode of riding, and management of any given person, it would be no difficult task to recommend the best mode for him ; that is, under ordinary cir- cumstances. If a man is careless about the ma- nasfement of his horses, is too indolent to attend to them, or has not good judgment in his manage- ment, he has but three plans to adopt, by which he has any chance of having his stud fit to go ; he must either engage a first-rate stud-groom and keep his horses at home, send them to a hunting stable, or job them. To such a person, I should be tempted to recommend the latter; for he would then be sure of always having a given number of horses ready and fit to meet hounds, which mio-ht not be the case on either of the former plans ; but when a man engages to keep you a certain number of horses for your use he will, of course, use every exertion to place trusty men p 3 214 THE POCKET AXD THE STUD. about them, and to see that they do their duty ; a respectable man as a stud-groom, will probably do nearly the same. But if a master is a careless, unfair, or, to say the least, injudicious rider in the field, the best stud-groom that ever had a horse under his care cannot keep the stud going, the sick and the lame will make a fearful array against the sound and hearty ones. With such a customer as this, no doubt, whoever lets his hunters on a job, calculates and charges accordingly ; such a man must pay for his folly in some way, either by giving a considerably greater sum for the use of horses than the same number would cost another man, — or, if in his own stables, losing by the lamed and maimed he sells out in order to get others fit for the field. If I mistake not. Count Segur went further in the jobbing system than most private individuals, and I believe Tilbury supplied him with horses. I never had the honour of any further acquaint- ance with the Count than an occasional nod, but I have seen him " go," and go he certainly did, and, as a sailor would say, go ahead he did, and more than once over his horse's head I have seen him go ; but the Count was not a man to be dismayed at such a contretemiis ; he got up, shook his feathers, and, like a true good one, away he sailed again. We ought to cherish such in these omnibus and railroad times, to keep up AN ORTHODOX SPORTSMAN. 2] 5 emulation in the field at home, and to show the illiberal and uninformed the fallacy of their ideas, that true pluck and high courage only exist where roast beef is at a premium. A Frenchman is no fox-hunter: he does not, nor as yet cannot, enter into the spirit of it ; but those must have remained at their mamma's side all their 'lives, who would attribute any failure in anything on the part of a Frenchman, or indeed any foreigner, to any lack of personal courage. I have said that I would as soon ride a post- horse an airing as a job-hunter with hounds : such is my feeling ; but I am quite aware it is not that of a true sportsman, or true fox-hunter. I doubt my being either at heart; for the man who makes the great pleasure of hunting to consist in riding fine or neat horses, with as neat bridles and sad- dles, does not show, in the first rank, as a true sportsman. Now, our truly orthodox writer in the " Sporting Magazine," Acteon, is every inch a sportsman, every half-inch a fox-hunter ; his heart and soul are in his hounds and their hunting ; he would ride in a balloon, if he could see his hounds hunt, or would ride a butcher's hack rather than not see hounds at all, and, in truth, few men can screw a queer one across a country better, or as well as he can. All those who know him, only wish him a stud as good as he could ride, a pack as good as he could hunt : and if I could com- 216 THE POCKET AND THE STUD. mand my fate, it would be, that I could hunt with him ; for if not so true a sportsman as he, and if fond of what I have been often quizzed about, shining coats on my horses and neat appur- tenances, I do still hold my head above those who merely hunt if it does not interfere with a party in town. I love fox-hunting; but I love nice horses, and cannot enjoy the one without the other. De gustibus non est disputandum : if the truth of this quotation is allowed me, I have courage to again say, I do not like riding post, and such I hold to be riding job-horses. Mr. Tilbury's (whose name I have mentioned) horses do well, because they are well done ; the job-master's carriage-horses do the same from the same cause ; so will your hunter or other horse, if sent to proper places to livery. They will, of course, do equally well at home, if equally well managed, either by the master or stud-groom. But a person may candidly say, " I cannot manage well myself, nor can I keep a stud- groom." This is precisely the sort of person for whom I have written. It will be found I have not done so altogether with a view to instruct any one how to manage; for to learn this pro- perly requires years of experience : but the one short (not flattering I allow, but honest) advice, do not manage at all, is very easily learned. It is singular, if among a man's ac- PARTING ADVICE. 217 quaintances he does not know one to whose judg- ment he can trust ; if a man really does not know such a person, then I should say, " Send your horses to livery at once." If, however, a man will not do this, really has no one he can consult with, or does not choose to do so, and cannot manage for himself, I can only say, in such a case I can give no more advice than I have ; and it is one in which "the patient must minister to Jnmself. " I am, however, not left without a further piece of advice to give my friends, and (with permission) my readers also; for though I have had much ex- perience and practice in the matters on which I now write and have written, it in nowise follows as a matter of course that I have turned that ex- perience and practice to the best account ; conse- quently, those not conversant with such matters may remain still somewhat astray in the manage- ment of them. 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