WEBVTT 00:00.000 --> 00:15.720 All righty, hurray, hurray, hurray to Circus Day on Queen for a Day, being brought to you 00:15.720 --> 00:27.440 by Pepsodent, famous for whiteness, famous for flavor, and by Clarol, creators of the 00:27.440 --> 00:34.440 exciting natural look and beauty, and starring our ringmaster of fun, Jack Bailey. 00:34.440 --> 00:36.440 That's great. 00:36.440 --> 00:42.360 Thank you, and welcome to what we think will be a very colorful and a very special edition 00:42.360 --> 00:43.840 of Queen for a Day. 00:43.840 --> 00:48.040 By the way, these are real honest-to-goodness circus clowns from the great Ringling Brothers 00:48.040 --> 00:50.960 in Barnum and Bailey Circus, Larry and Bobby. 00:50.960 --> 00:52.960 Come up here, Larry and Bobby. 00:52.960 --> 00:54.960 Larry, oh, hello, Jack. 00:54.960 --> 00:55.960 Hello. 00:55.960 --> 00:56.960 Oh, goodness. 00:56.960 --> 00:57.960 Larry and Bobby. 00:57.960 --> 00:58.960 You must be lost. 00:58.960 --> 00:59.960 Right. 00:59.960 --> 01:00.960 Bobby, what are you doing in town here? 01:00.960 --> 01:01.960 What are you all doing? 01:01.960 --> 01:10.120 Well, we came to tell my boys and girls all about the circus, the Ringling Brothers Barnum 01:10.120 --> 01:12.960 and Bailey Circus, the greatest, greatest show on earth. 01:12.960 --> 01:14.960 We're going to do some tricks. 01:14.960 --> 01:19.240 Yes, I got boys and girls out there, you know, from four to 40 or eight to 80. 01:19.240 --> 01:22.720 They're all boys and girls, and they want to see some circus stuff, and we've got a 01:22.720 --> 01:23.720 good show this day. 01:23.720 --> 01:24.720 You got any passes with you? 01:24.720 --> 01:25.720 I'd like to go myself. 01:25.720 --> 01:28.400 Oh, you said a bad word. 01:28.400 --> 01:32.240 Oh, there's tickets for that circus, you know, and they're available. 01:32.240 --> 01:33.240 They're down at the Sports Arena. 01:33.240 --> 01:34.240 You can get them. 01:34.240 --> 01:35.240 Good. 01:35.240 --> 01:36.240 I'd like to get some. 01:36.240 --> 01:37.240 You're kidding with that face. 01:37.240 --> 01:40.480 Listen, you got any free tickets for the queen? 01:40.480 --> 01:42.480 Well, Jack, of course. 01:42.480 --> 01:45.200 This is like getting free money out of the Bank of America. 01:45.200 --> 01:46.200 Yes, of course. 01:46.200 --> 01:51.160 I want you and the queen and all the candidates to be our guests at the circus. 01:51.160 --> 01:52.720 Now, is that free? 01:52.720 --> 01:53.920 Absolutely free. 01:53.920 --> 01:54.920 No tax, no nothing. 01:54.920 --> 01:59.360 Well, old skinheart, I'm glad you finally got to give something away, and you know, 01:59.360 --> 02:02.400 you kids are going to make a lot of fun with us today, and you're great in the circus, 02:02.400 --> 02:06.760 and we accept for all of the candidates and myself and Mrs. Bailey, and Mrs. Bailey has 02:06.760 --> 02:07.760 75 nieces. 02:07.760 --> 02:08.760 Oh, you're bringing her in now. 02:08.760 --> 02:10.520 It's going to be 111 of us. 02:10.520 --> 02:13.520 Thank you both very much, and we'll see you later on in the show. 02:13.520 --> 02:14.520 Bless your hearts. 02:14.520 --> 02:21.520 Now, what do you say we meet the first candidate here and have a little talk with her? 02:21.520 --> 02:25.720 Well, here she comes, welcome to our circus show, Shirley. 02:25.720 --> 02:27.520 Shirley Boyer, where are you from? 02:27.520 --> 02:28.520 San Diego. 02:28.520 --> 02:29.520 Yeah? 02:29.520 --> 02:31.920 Now, you're the mother of how many children? 02:31.920 --> 02:32.920 Four. 02:32.920 --> 02:33.920 Four children. 02:33.920 --> 02:34.920 Well, four boys. 02:34.920 --> 02:37.200 Well, they're circus size. 02:37.200 --> 02:38.200 How old are they? 02:38.200 --> 02:39.200 Two, four, six, and eight. 02:39.200 --> 02:44.360 Well, that was two, four, six, and eight almost. 02:44.360 --> 02:46.120 How long have you been married, Shirley? 02:46.120 --> 02:47.120 Almost nine years. 02:47.120 --> 02:48.120 Now, your husband left you. 02:48.120 --> 02:50.120 How long has he been gone? 02:50.120 --> 02:52.920 Well, he's been gone since last November. 02:52.920 --> 02:55.720 But he left in line of duty and not for any other reason. 02:55.720 --> 02:56.720 He's with the United States Navy. 02:56.720 --> 02:57.720 No, Marines. 02:57.720 --> 02:58.720 Was he? 02:58.720 --> 02:59.720 I thought he was with the Navy. 02:59.720 --> 03:00.720 Well, I'm sorry. 03:00.720 --> 03:01.720 Listen, where is he now? 03:01.720 --> 03:02.720 He just got back from Vietnam. 03:02.720 --> 03:03.720 Oh, boy. 03:03.720 --> 03:04.720 To Okinawa. 03:04.720 --> 03:08.720 I bet he's got some stories to tell about that junk over there. 03:08.720 --> 03:11.160 Now, he still isn't coming home, though. 03:11.160 --> 03:12.160 He went back to Okinawa. 03:12.160 --> 03:13.160 Right. 03:13.160 --> 03:14.160 And how long will he be there? 03:14.160 --> 03:15.160 Till December. 03:15.160 --> 03:16.160 Then he's coming home. 03:16.160 --> 03:17.160 Right. 03:17.160 --> 03:21.760 Now, that leads me into another question that I ask several times a day on this show. 03:21.760 --> 03:22.760 What would you like if you were queen? 03:22.760 --> 03:23.760 Shirley Boyer. 03:23.760 --> 03:24.760 A phone call. 03:24.760 --> 03:25.760 To Okinawa. 03:25.760 --> 03:26.760 Right. 03:26.760 --> 03:29.920 Now, you want to talk to him and find out how he's feeling and everything and how the 03:29.920 --> 03:31.240 Marines are doing. 03:31.240 --> 03:33.360 But you had another idea after the phone call. 03:33.360 --> 03:35.800 Oh, you mean the honeymoon. 03:35.800 --> 03:37.560 Did you forget it? 03:37.560 --> 03:38.720 Why don't I keep my mouth shut? 03:38.720 --> 03:41.120 I got by with just a phone call here. 03:41.120 --> 03:43.000 Listen, you want to have a honeymoon. 03:43.000 --> 03:44.680 He's been gone for about a year. 03:44.680 --> 03:45.680 Right. 03:45.680 --> 03:46.680 It'll be 13 months, really. 03:46.680 --> 03:47.680 Yeah. 03:47.680 --> 03:50.920 And if you're, you know, you're going to be in Okinawa if you don't quit back in that 03:50.920 --> 03:51.920 place. 03:51.920 --> 03:52.920 There you are. 03:52.920 --> 03:54.760 Listen, we're going to make a phone call. 03:54.760 --> 03:56.960 And has he seen all the kitties? 03:56.960 --> 03:58.400 Were they all born before he left? 03:58.400 --> 03:59.400 Oh, yes. 03:59.400 --> 04:00.400 Yeah. 04:00.400 --> 04:01.400 But he'd like to talk to them. 04:01.400 --> 04:02.400 Oh, I'm sure he would. 04:02.400 --> 04:03.400 And you've got how many boys? 04:03.400 --> 04:04.400 Four and one girl dog. 04:04.400 --> 04:05.400 One girl dog. 04:05.400 --> 04:08.000 The dog doesn't get on the phone. 04:08.000 --> 04:09.400 No yipping on the phone. 04:09.400 --> 04:12.680 But we're going to fix it up so you call dad over in Okinawa. 04:12.680 --> 04:16.960 And when he gets back, you and dad are going on a honeymoon if 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