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The Meaty McMeat Show

by: Nathan Smithe (the e is silent)

Publication date: 1986

Usage: Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike

Publisher: Delaware Based Productions

After losing his best friend to a washed-up cereal mascot, a diseased human organ and his colleague travel back in time to meet an all-knowing psychic talking pie.

Warning: DO NOT WATCH SOBER

contains at least one of the following: violence, adult language, extended barf scenes, poop humor, mildly funny jokes, and anthropomorphic animated nudity.

**Update** Watch Meaty McMeat 2: Back 2 'Da Hood

The english xvid can be downloaded via bittorent at legaltorrents.com

Credits

Delaware Based Productions Presents:
A Delaware Based Production.
Of or By Delaware Based Productions.
Produced by Delaware Based Productions.
Delaware Based since 1986.

'It Was the Best of Times,
It Was the Worst of Times
An Erotic Opera

by Nathan Smithe'

aka

The Meaty
McMeat Show!

Filmed on location in Ancient Sumaria

Starring

Meaty Mcmeat - Mallard Philmore
Ralph Mcmutt - Bosco Waynemeyer
Lungy Mcbutter - Gerald Lichtenstien
Spleeny McSpleen - George Jackson III
Vinny McVentricle - Donald Wilsonville
Count McChocolatte - Bo Tinglewood
Karl the Psychic Pie - Himself
Brocoli Iglesias - Himself
Barry McButtCancer - Gerome Pinkelson
Tommy McTesticle - Jeremy Straight
Mike - Joey Bucklesen
Steve - Micheal McMorganson
Ike McBunnystein - Gomer Spanks
Veronica McVulva - Candy Typeset
Bob the Canadian - Bob (no relation)
Jesus Christ - Himself
Fish Fish - Leraunt Tigardman
Zombie 1 - Leroy Lloydcenter
Zombie 2 - Jackson Woodsville
Tv Reporter - Karl Stinklesworthe
Doctor - Donald Butterham II
Nurse - Cynthia Petmeister
Bartender - Wally Wallwallface
Westerners - The Bob Crew
Cancan Dancer - Joanna Boringville
Boy Band Boy - Hector Fuzzface
Dino Bunny - Otto Freerights
Anime Dude - George Georgeson
Leperchaun Cherub 1 - Dom Thomson
Leperchaun Cherub 2 - Dylan Dylanson
Stripper - Darbi Doubleteeters
Horny Basketball - Logan Tooksmoot
Sticky Mcstick - Roddy Mcdowel
Harry Mchotdog - Chuck Dup
Waddy Mcbigwadofductape - Aaron Van Specklesworthmeyerson III
Naked Biker - Ron the freak
Deady Guy - Rigor Mortis
New Jersian 1 - Seymore Buttcrack
New Jersian 2 - Lookit Mybuttcrack
Bunnies - North Central Improv Troup
Carpenter Joe - Duh!
Snakey the Snake - Gerome Tinkletown
Producer - Delaware Based Productions
Director - Rusty Shackelford
Writer - Bo Tinglewood
Cinematographer - Garfunkel Flunkmeister
Art Director - Wayne Cheesemeyer
Editor - Joseph McJoelstien
Assistant Editor - Suzanne Dangers
Associate Producer - Delaware Based Productions
Stunt Coordinator - Josiah Sprays
Productions Assistance - Delaware Based Productions
Film Loader - John Doe
Second Assistant PRODUCEr - Delaware Based Productions
Continuity Person - Waylon Kearny
Camera Operator - Dre Freshness
Assistant Cameraman - Jerry Wombatishson
Gardener - Luigi Filmlump
Production - Delaware Based Productions
Boom Operator - Martin Langlois
Gaffer - Fake Name
Manicurist - Josephine Pilons
Key Grip - Key Gripson
Dolly Grip - Richie Loofa
Best Boy - Voltaire
Best Boy Assistant - Voltaire
Foley Artist - Zamfrando!
Music Mixer - Stu Buckman
Visual Effects Director - Quincy Stuffs
Assistants Assistant - Gnot Arealname
Producing - Delaware Based Productions
FX Coordinator - Wanky Willysworthe
Post Production Supervisor - a Spoon
Matte Artist - a Fork
Matter of fact Artist - a Knife
Assistant to Knife - a Towel
Location Manager - Uncle Hartford
Property Manager - Uncle Buster Dandersmithe
Leadman - Leady Mcleadson
Set Designer - Hugh Jasspray
Set Dresser - Barry Futchs
Produce - Delaware Based Productions
Costume Designer - nobody if you couldn't already tell
Costumer - that certianly would make this pointless
Make up Artist - Gomer Sprinkles
Random Person - Chad King
Body Make up Artist - Yeah!
Hairdresser - uhh.. I forget
Dialogue Coach - Cynthia Petmeister
Production Office Coordinator - Joey McGarfield
Unit Publicist - I just wrote "unit"
Smiley - :)
Dealer - Shady Joe
Second Unit Director - I just wrote "unit" again
Not so Smiley - :(
Craft Services - Several Trained Pigeons
Transportation Coordinator - ROY
Negative Cutter - Hugh Downonhimself
Color Timer - Watchy Mcbagface
Background - yes
Day Player - Bob (no relation)
Story Editor - There was none, but this title sure looks a lot more professional

oRIGINAL SOUNDTRACKS
"(Don't) Smoke De Weed"
Performed by Muppetz on Acid
Produced by Delaware Based Productions

"Chickenz will peck out your eyeballz"
Performed by Muppetz on Acid
Produced by Delaware Based Productions

Extra Voices
Zach McWilsonworth III
Pale McSoule
Micheal McMorganstien

aDDITIONAL aRT pROVIDED BY
mICHEAL mCrOPERSON (XIXXIP)

Special Thanks
the Fam?
Peppermint Patte
mAX eRNST
tHE bOB cREW
dONALDSON mCHERTSPHELT
bILLARD mCPLYMPTONIA
sHELL mCBLANKO
dAMMIT jIM! mCbLASHFIELD
Charlie Auburn
Opus Milonton IV
Noone!
..aND yOU!

The Bob Crew
Big Bob
Bob Bob
No Bob
Rob Bob
Log Bob
Blo Bob
Roy Bob
Joe Bob
Moe Bob
Bob Dobbs
Bob (no relation)

Also Worth Mentioning
John Doe
Jane Doe
Alan Smithee
Petri Dish
Zinfandel
Zantor
Zingzabo
Zorkmorf
ZINGBLAMBLOM
ZORKTORF
ZRAMFANK
ZPRAHFO
ZOOPPFOOZLE!

Filmed on location in Ancient Sumaria
CopyWRONG 1986 Delaware Based Productions
A Delaware Based Production
Sound provided by your ears
All animals were ruthlessly taunted and poked with sharp sticks (just kidding ha ha ha)
Filmed in Poovision

no rights reserved
all for one, and one for all
a penny saved is a penny earned
politics makes for strange bedfellows
A FOOL AND HIS BANDWIDTH ARE SOON PARTED
thend?

Contact Information: <a href="http://www.delwarebased.com">Delaware Based Productions</a>. Delaware Based Since 1986. Located in Ancient Sumaria. Cindy, will you marry me?