![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | TheAvod Episode 15: The Watchmen Avod - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
Divemistress and the Count finally get around to discussing Watchmen... loudly. Well, at least they both agree that Punisher: War Zone was by a wide margin the best comic book movie of 2008.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; watchmen; punisher; terminator
Downloads: 18 |
| TheAvod Episode 30: The Avod Globe - Count Vardulon
With Harper's Island winding down DM and the Count take the opportunity of this week's hiatus to look over the first 14 episodes of Harper's Globe, the series of questionably-related webisodes. Then, along with their producer Mer-Man, they discuss the philosophical pedigree of the film Knowing, and John Carpenter's craziest film yet!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; christine; john carpenter; harper's island; knowing; in the mouth of madenss
Downloads: 17 |
| TheAvod Episode 14: Not the Watchmen Avod - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
Best laid plans go aft aglay this week, as The Count and DM set out to talk about Taken, Big Trouble in Little China and Watchmen, but get so distracted with the first two topics that they forget about the third. Also, The Count introduces his sweet new hobby - using math to estimate film attendance based on reported box office grosses! It's even cooler than it sounds!
Keywords: taken; jason; friday the 13th; avod; vardulon; divemistress; podcast; movies
Downloads: 12 |
| TheAvod Episode 1 - The First Episode - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
The Avod is the Internet's first audi-only Vodcast. In this inaugural episode, divemistress and Count Vardulon discuss The Dark Knight and the Michael Clayton rule.
Keywords: dark knight; batman; podcast; michael clayton; movies; review
Downloads: 38 |
| TheAvod Episode 33: The Holy Duality - Count Vardulon
It's a very special episode of the Avod, where they take the time to look at Escape From LA, as well as American Gothic, one of the most existing horror tv shows from the mid-90s.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; john carpenter; american gothic
Downloads: 19 |
| TheAvod Episode 20: The Healing Power of Lies - Count Vardulon
This week on the Avod Divemistress and the Count discuss trailers that give away far too much, the Boogeyman Trilogy, and get very in-depth in their coverage of Harper's Island. Maybe a little too in-depth, actually.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; trailers; harper's island; boogeyman
Downloads: 32 |
| TheAvod Episode 5: Blood and Sex Nightmare - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This week on the Avod, The Divemistress and Count Vardulon discuss the hot indie film of the moment: Blood and Sex Nightmare. They also count down Rue Morgue's list of the 50 seminal gore films.
Keywords: avod; horror; rue morgue; blood and sex nightmare; fringe; movies
Downloads: 74 |
| TheAvod Episode 38: Our New Rating System - Count Vardulon
It's a film-tastic episode here at the Avod, as DM and the Count look at a whole bunch of releases, both new and slightly less new! On the block are such films as H2, Inglorious Bastards, Surveillance, and the inspiration for our the ratings system, Vampires vs Zombies.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; inglorious bastards; vamps vs zoms; h2 |
| TheAvod Episode 19: Harper's Island - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
After a month of buildup the Avod finally gets to cover Harper's Island, and it proves to be everything that we hoped... and more! DM and The Count also discuss the lack of quality Easter-themed horror films, and some recent genre television.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; easter; harper's island; terminator; fringe
Downloads: 31 |
| TheAvod Episode 28: VS Scott PIlgrim - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This week Divemistress and the Count discuss Harper's Island's sudden but inevitable betrayal, a variety of low-rent films. Also, the Count proves to be less of a geek than he thinks he is.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; harper's island; john carpenter; on-demand; comic-con
Downloads: 9 |
| TheAvod Episode 36: CrazyWatch! - Count Vardulon
That's right, it's time for the final analysis of John Carpenter's entire career! And if that's not enough for you, DM and the Count also spoil the endings of a number of current movies!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; john carpenter; GI Joe
Downloads: 10 |
| TheAvod Episode 2: Halloween Special - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
Just in time for Halloween, Divemistress and the Count discuss scary films to watch on this most candyriffic holiday.
Keywords: avod; podcast; vardulon; divemistress; ghostwatch; movies; horror
Downloads: 30 |
| TheAvod Episode 25: Solo Act! - Count Vardulon
This week Count Vardulon attempts to do the show solo in the DiveMistress' absence. He promises to never do it again.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; harper's island; terminator; failure
Downloads: 26 |
| TheAvod Episode 40: Terrible Synopsis - Count Vardulon
This week the Count dusts off his copy of Christopher Pike's Slumber Party, the Divemistress reviews a movie that reviews Snuff films, and both of them discuss the new fall season, as un-horror-related as it may be.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; fringe; snuff; christopher pike
Downloads: 14 |
| TheAvod Episode 41: The Great Debate Part 2 - Count Vardulon
It's another fascinating week with theavod, as DM and the count go over the rest of the new genre TV, and then spend far more time discussing the movie Pandorum than the subject warrants.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; pandorum; flashforward; callan
Downloads: 17 |
| TheAvod Episode 45: Jigsaw is a Dick (Part 1) - Count Vardulon
Divemistress and the Count take a comprehensive look at the Saw franchise - in this edition they look at the first and second films.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; saw; films; torture; horror; series; circular saw
Downloads: 7 |
| TheAvod Episode 21: Narcissus Unchained! - Count Vardulon
In addition to the continuing discussion of Harper's Island, DM and the Count find time to address their differing opinions on the film Skinwalkers, and reveal the Count's pick for John Carpenter's 2nd or 3rd best movie!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; harper's island; john carpenter; skinwalkers; self-aggrandisement
Downloads: 15 |
| TheAvod Episode 26: Questionable Promotion Techniques - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
DiveMistress and the Count talk the big genre releases of the day, by which I mean 'Drag Me To Hell'. Other topics of discussion include Shia Lebouef, Harper's Island, and Badass Civil War Ironclads.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; harper's island; eagle eye; drag me to hell; ironclad
Downloads: 11 |
| TheAvod Episode 27: Turgid Debate - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
In a special bonus-length episode of theavod DM and the Count discuss their usual topics (Harper's Island and John Carpenter movies) before moving on to an in-depth discussion of David Doub's singular independant comic, 'Dusk'
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; john carpenter; harper's island; friday the 13th; dusk
Downloads: 9 |
| TheAvod Special Feature 1: Rest Stop 2 - Count Vardulon
Tired of watching movies alone? Well DM and the Count have come up with a solution for you! Just grab a copy of Rest Stop 2, turn on this commentary file, and it will be just like watching the movie with your two best friends! Assuming of course your two best friends are jerks who only talk to each other, excluding you from the conversation completely.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; rest stop 2; commentary; special feature
Downloads: 5 |
| TheAvod Episode 35: The Definitive List - Count Vardulon
Sickened by the glut of lists currently plaguing the webternet, DM and the Count have taken it upon themselves to compile the single, ultimate, final list you will ever need. Also, they talk about Autopsy, District 9, and the last John Carpenter movie, Ghosts of Mars
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; john carpenter; definitive list; autopsy; district 9
Downloads: 9 |
| TheAvod Episode 24: Medicinal Carrots - Count Vardulon
It's season-ending time, so DM and the Count reflect on the year that was in television, including the big renewals and cancellations, as well as a look back at the show Prison Break. They also discuss that hot new Star Trek movie that everyone's talking about.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; star trek; dollhouse; prison break; terminator
Downloads: 22 |
| TheAvod Episode 31: More Uncomfortable than Watching Porn - Count Vardulon
This week Divemistress and the Count return from a brief hiatus to discuss the most pressing issues of 2-3 weeks ago, namely the ending of Harper's Island and the release of Transformers 2. Which one wound up being worse - this week only... you decide!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; transformers 2; harper's island; harry potter; movies; horror
Downloads: 13 |
| TheAvod Episode 37: Snake Head School! - Count Vardulon
The Count is back from his sojourn at the sci-fi convention, ready to talk about the amazing sights he witnessed. Then he and the DM discuss the various amazing things they watched while on vacation, including two British television shows and some monstrous torture porn.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; convention; jack ketchum; jekyll; torture porn; dead set
Downloads: 5 |
| TheAvod Episode 38: Our New Rating System - Count Vardulon
It's movie night on theAvod, as DM and the Count look at a bunch of films both new and slightly less new! Inglorious Bastards, H2, Surveillance, and Vampires vs Zombies are just some of the movies that get discussed this time around. No, wait, that might be all of them.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; inglorious bastards; vamps vs zoms; h2
Downloads: 2 |
| TheAvod Episode 39: Promising Beginnings - Count Vardulon
In another packed show DM and the Count discuss such hot-button topics as new film Whiteout, why the Punisher is consistently the best comic book character, and the new season in genre television. Also be on the lookout for a special appearance by the DM's new feature!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; punisher; supernatural; event horizon; whiteout
Downloads: 9 |
| TheAvod Episode 8: Duelling Films - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This week DM and the Count each went out to see a new horror movie, and they decided to play compare and contrast. Also, they both really hated 'The Devil's Chair'.
Keywords: movies; review; avod; podcast; horror; vardulon; divemistress
Downloads: 24 |
| TheAvod Episode 4: The Fourth Episode - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
Count Vardulon and the Divemistress go in-depth about the films of John Carpenter, as well as the general awfulness of Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles.
Keywords: halloween; avod; podcast; john carpenter; terminator; stuck
Downloads: 28 |
| TheAvod Episode 7: It's a Very Wishmaster Christmas - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
Divemistress and Count Vardulon talk about the most important time of year for genre films: Christmas! Actually, the most important time of year is Halloween. But this is second most important.
Keywords: avod; podcast; vardulon; divemistress; christmas; wishmaster; movies; horror
Downloads: 28 |
| TheAvod Episode 9: Darkplac'd! - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This week The Count and the Divemistress discuss a variety of important genre topics, such as the ongoing terribleness of Fringe, why no one should ever watch The Strangers, and why The Thing is John Carpenter's best film.
Keywords: avod; podcast; vardulon; divemistress; john carpenter; darkplace; movies; horror
Downloads: 20 |
| TheAvod Episode 12: The Texas Jason Massacre - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
After an epic build-up, perhaps it's impossible that Friday the 13th could have done anything but disappoint the Divemistress and the Count. The amount to which it wound up disappointing led to one heck of a conversation, though...
Keywords: friday the 13th; jason; voorhees; avod; podcast; horror; movies; vardulon
Downloads: 23 |
| TheAvod Episode 3: Episode 2 - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This time around Count Vardulon and the DiveMistress discuss Midnight Meat Train, their various current projects, and, of course, many many tangents.
Keywords: midnight meat train; avod; john carpenter; criminal minds
Downloads: 18 |
| TheAvod Episode 16: Disturbing Dollhouses - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This week on theavod Divemistress and the Count discuss some upcoming television shows, a current one, and then focus entirely on an IGN list of the most disturbing movies ever made. A discussion which winds up being far more disturbing than the list itself.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; christine; john carpenter; dollhouse; disturbing
Downloads: 16 |
| TheAvod Episode 17: Twilight Fools - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
Divemistress and the Count discuss the number one-selling video in North America, and the number 34,330 best selling video on Amazon, April Fool's Day (2008). They also spend a surprising amount of time discussing the Count's (lack of) musical taste.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; twilight; april fool's day; harper's island
Downloads: 24 |
| TheAvod Episode 23: The Farscape Movie Wasn't Called Moya - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
The Divemistress and the Count discuss their recent and planned forays into novels, the season finale of Dollhouse, and have dire news for Harper's Island fans. Then things descend into a lengthy argument about movie titles, which renders the last 17 minutes of the podcast 'optional viewing'.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; harper's island; dollhouse; christopher pike; r l stine; firefly
Downloads: 31 |
| TheAvod Episode 22: Well, I'm not going to blame ME. - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
This week the Count and the Divemistress set out to discuss a whole wealth of topics, but Harper's Island ended up being so bad and Dollhouse so good that they didn't get around to mentioning anything else. Except for Wolverine and 2 Fast 4 Furious.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; harper's island; dollhouse; fast and furious; wolverine
Downloads: 44 |
| TheAvod Episode 29: Happy 142nd! - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
It's Canada Day all over the world, and Count Vardulon and the Divemistress celebrate the only way they know how, by examining a list of every Canadian Horror Movie ever made! Also, they commiserate about the failure of Harper's Island to be good.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; horror movies; canada; harper's island
Downloads: 8 |
| TheAvod Episode 34: This Episode Bites - Count Vardulon
In a departure for theavod, this bonus-length episode features a long conversation about the thorny issue of racism in film today. But then, just to make sure things don't get too serious, it moves into a discussion of the current scourge of the internet... Lists about vampires.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; john carpenter; vampires; transformers; g-force; racism
Downloads: 23 |
| TheAvod Episode 42: Our Very Special Guest! - Count Vardulon
This week the Count and DM are joined by Brad McHargue from ilovehorror.net, who was supposed to spend half an hour talking about his experiences at Fantastic Fest, but wound up chatting for a full ninety minutes! The stories are really that good, folks.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; fantastic fest; the thing; paranormal activity
Downloads: 9 |
| TheAvod Episode 43: Your Guide to Stalking The Divemistress - Count Vardulon
This week's episode takes a turn for the soap-opera-y when, after discussing hot current films like Trick R Treat and Zombieland, The Divemistress decides to sign up for a horror-fan dating service live and on the air! Will her bold (and somewhat desperate) search lead to love? Find out next time, on theAvod!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; zombieland; trick r treat; horrorcrush.com; guest stars
Downloads: 2 |
| TheAvod Episode 44: Perlmanormal Activity - Count Vardulon
The long-awaited Ron Perlman-themed show is finally here? Except Vardulon and the DM get so preoccupied debating Paranormal Activity with their Special Guest Brad McHargue that they forget to actually talk about Ron Perlman. Damn.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; ron perlman; horror; movies; paranormal activity; scream 2
Downloads: 9 |
| TheAvod Episode 45: Circular Saw is a Dick (Part 3) - Count Vardulon
In the final installment of theavod's Sawarama DM and the Count debate the merit of the two latest Saw films, and come to a startling conclusion about where they stand in the series. Also the Count reveals a terrifying political belief that he actually holds. Happy Halloween, everybody!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; saw; films; torture; horror; series; circular saw
Downloads: 6 |
| TheAvod Episode 45: Jigsaw's Corpse is a Dick (Part 2) - Count Vardulon
In the second part of their exhaustive Saw article, DM and the Count discuss Saws 3 and 4, which really ought to be edited together into a single movie in order to avoid confusion. Also, Count Vardulon is completely right about the end of Saw 3.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; saw; films; torture; horror; series; circular saw
Downloads: 6 |
| TheAvod Episode 46: Exhaustion! - Count Vardulon
With their energy drained by nearly four hours of 'dissecting' the Saw franchise, DM and the Count decide to take it easy this week by talking about things they mildly tolerate, like the new V series, and things they love, the many roles of Ron Perlman.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; movies; horror; scifi; ron perlman; v; roger ebert |
| TheAvod Episode 49: The Superhero Porn Pact - Count Vardulon
Happy THanksgiving, everyone! DM and the Count celebrate the holiday the only way they know how - wallowing in the awfulness of two genre TV shows, and reviewing two prominent new DTV genre movies!
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; v; the prisoner; echo; ink; movies; horror; sci-fi |
| TheAvod Episode 10: Year in Pre-View - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
The Count and Divemistress take some time to look at the upcoming year in genre films! They also discuss the oxymoron that is the PG-13 rated horror film. Somehow they also wind up talking about Jason Statham for far too long.
Keywords: movies; review; avod; podcast; horror; vardulon; divemistress; pg-13; taken; jason statham
Downloads: 20 |
| TheAvod Episode 11: Jasonarama Part 2 - Count Vardulon, The Divemistress
In the second part of TheAvod's epic review of the Friday the 13th series, the Divemistress and the Count go over films 4-7, which includes the best and worst in the series. This time their digressions include an extremely in-depth discussion of whether or not part V actually happened.
Keywords: friday the 13th; jason; voorhees; avod; podcast; horror; movies; vardulon
Downloads: 15 |
| TheAvod Episode 11: Jasonarama Part 1 - Count Vardulon
In what will soon be known as the definitive Friday the 13th podcast, The Count and Divemistress discuss the first three films in the Friday series, and go off on long digressions about their personal history with the series, as well as just what happened to Paul at the end of Part 2.
Keywords: friday the 13th; jason; voorhees; avod; podcast; horror; movies; vardulon
Downloads: 19 |
| TheAvod Episode 47: Blood and Sex Nightmare 2 - The Re-Blood and Sex Nightmarening! - Count Vardulon
Finally done with their (seemingly endless) series of theme shows, DM and the count are back to doing what they love: Spending a show discussing the recent spate of Batman and Superman animated movies. But it's not a theme show. They also talk about V.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; blood and sex nightmare; batman; superman; metallo; v; visitors; alan tudyk; firefly |
| TheAvod Episode 48: Your Google Search For Twilight or New Blood Has Led You Here - Count Vardulon
Rather than reviewing the red-hot film of the moment 'Twilight Part 2, the Re-Twilightening', DM and the Count take some time to consider a few possibly-overlooked titles that the viewing public may have missed, like V, or fearnet's Fear Clinic. They also take a moment to remember Edward Woodward, television's greatest badass.
Keywords: avod; vardulon; divemistress; twilight; new moon; v; fear clinic; google; edward woodward; equalizer
Downloads: 2 |
