![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Battle-Hardened Vets - Sean Ryan Battle-Hardened Vets Dr. Tim looked at Pruneface the Shar Pei, who had a bite mark on his left rear paw. Pruneface had a run-in with a huge other dog, his owner Susie Pietra reported, a mastiff or werewolf or something. The bite was healing, but Pruneface had been acting erratic, restless, nipping at his mommy a few times. Almost nipping, she corrected herself. Susie was afraid he had rabies. "We took a special class at veterinary school about this," Dr Tim said, inspecting the whitish scar tiss... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Werewolves Downloads: 22 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Back From the Dead Tour - Sean Ryan Back From the Dead Tour How ungrateful was this band? Who exactly did they think they were? Mr. Farthings, their humble manager, had only given the band the unheralded chance to perform after their premature deaths, and you’d think he was holding them hostage. If they got past security, within the hour they’d each get a bullet in the head. They wouldn’t be happy with that, now would they? No, no, no... Keywords: Zombies; Sean Ryan; horror Downloads: 38 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Breaking the Wave - Sean Ryan Breaking The Wave Rob’s metal bleacher for the Yankee game was on the top row, with the Jumbotron directly over his head. He could only see the score through the thin readouts between mezzanine decks, but that was no matter since Rob had his radio. It gave the score every couple of minutes along with the play by play. He listened for two innings, but then the batteries died. Perfect. Wait, he was sitting under eight zillion volts... Keywords: Sean; Baseball; Horror Downloads: 26 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | In Sickness and in Health - Sean Ryan In Sickness and in Health Hristo accepted the fact that his wife Nadia was a werewolf. He could have married a woman who was not a werewolf, but life was more adventurous this way. For a few predetermined days out of every month, she was not herself. She growled, she snapped, she seemed determine to ruin Hristo's life. After that it was back to normal, the Nadia he knew and loved. Their marriage quickly fell into a good routine... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Werewolves Downloads: 25 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Lenin Lives! - Sean Ryan Lenin Lives! As usual, Mrs. Denikin’s schoolchildren screamed that Lenin was alive. This was expected. Every year, when her children were marched past the tomb of Russia’s hallowed leader, embalmed under glass, at least one child was disrespectful enough to grab another’s hand and scream. Vladimir Lenin was a great man. His actions had caused millions to die and generations to suffer, but that was because others had twisted Lenin’s teachings... Keywords: zombies; Sean Ryan; horror Downloads: 78 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Moonstone Mania - Sean Ryan Moonstone Mania For five years after the Moon established a regular base, the meteorite market flourished. Bigger meteorites had craters around them, but it was the myriad of tiny meteorites that captivated the jewelry market. Their small size doomed them to vaporization when they hit Earth’s atmosphere, but they had no such problem when landing on an atmosphere-free moon. They were a uniform robin’s-egg size, black as obsidian, and able to be polished to a high shine... Keywords: Sean; Spiders; Horror Downloads: 24 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Adena Land Sharks - Sean Ryan Sean Ryan, horror, sharks Keywords: Sean Ryan; horror; sharks Downloads: 68 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Aimee's Weird Pencil - Sean Ryan horror, ghosts Keywords: horror; ghosts Downloads: 93 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Blood Relatives - Sean Ryan There was no gift like knowledge, Mr. Jefferson thought. That was why he became a science teacher. Today’s lesson was blood types. He asked if anyone knew their parents’ blood types. Kendra raised her hand. “My mom’s B positive, and Dad’s B negative, and she be ridin’ him sometimes for B-ing negative.” Very good, Mr. Jefferson said. There are three alleles for blood, A, B and O. A and B are dominant, and O is recessive, although it’s also very common... Keywords: Sean Ryan; horror; school Downloads: 45 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Burning Daylight - Sean Ryan horror, vampires, caves Keywords: horror; vampires; caves Downloads: 123 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Classic Beauty - Sean Ryan horror, diseases Keywords: horror; diseases Downloads: 79 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | CU 2NITE BB - Sean Ryan CU 2NITE BB Keywords: horror; ghosts Downloads: 45 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Denali's Dead - Sean Ryan Denali’s Dead A small part of the Denali National Park in Alaska is home to a military cemetery. You can find it off a road permanently adorned with an UNDER CONSTRUCTION sign. Alaska officially has no military cemetery, which is just as well, because the bodies of all the soldiers in this cemetery were never announced as recovered. The soldiers all have empty coffins in other states' cemeteries... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Graveyards; Zombie Downloads: 52 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Grave Robbers - Sean Ryan Grave Robbers This was the third time the Jansen Bros. Funeral Home had said they had no clean fill. This was physically impossible, Mike thought. Each coffin they buried was about three cubic yards. Mike was at the Jansen Bros.' cemetery when his uncle Petey died a month ago, and none of the grave sites had a three cubic yard mound of soil on top. They had to be carting away the unused dirt somewhere... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Graveyard Downloads: 56 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Grave Robbers - Sean Ryan Grave Robbers This was the third time the Jansen Bros. Funeral Home had said they had no clean fill. This was physically impossible, Mike thought. Each coffin they buried was about three cubic yards. Mike was at the Jansen Bros.' cemetery when his uncle Petey died a month ago, and none of the grave sites had a three cubic yard mound of soil on top. They had to be carting away the unused dirt somewhere... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Zombie; Graveyard Downloads: 78 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Manny's Mirror Trick - Sean Ryan horror, vampires Keywords: horror; vampires Downloads: 71 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Mean Steak - Sean Ryan Mean Streak Officer Maglorie couldn't help but giggle when he saw the streaker. Come on, you gotta be kidding me. It's not 1978 any more. This guy's trying to run through the park naked? Actually, he wasn't even that good at it. This guy was running just after sunset, and toward the forest where no one lived. If you wanted to shock people, you'd have to run a long way just to find someone. Plus, this guy had taken off fully clothed, and was trying to take off layers as he went... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Werewolves Downloads: 66 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Mental Vacations - Sean Ryan Mental Vacations Mama Claudette finished the ritual, drank the ceremonial chicken blood, and blew out the candles. She picked up the two dolls on her altar, both with locks of hair pinned to them. It had taken three hours, but she was able to detach the heads of the fat doll and thin doll, and sew them onto the contrary bodies. The two women lying on the ground - one fat, one thin - were unconscious and trussed up with clothesline... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Witches Downloads: 43 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Misdialing St. Louis - Sean Ryan hell, horror Keywords: hell; horror Downloads: 40 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Moonstone Mania - Sean Ryan Moonstone Mania For five years after the Moon established a regular base, the meteorite market flourished. Bigger meteorites had craters around them, but it was the myriad of tiny meteorites that captivated the jewelry market. Their small size doomed them to vaporization when they hit Earth’s atmosphere, but they had no such problem when landing on an atmosphere-free moon. They were a uniform robin’s-egg size, black as obsidian, and able to be polished to a high shine... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Spiders Downloads: 18 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Resensitized - Sean Ryan Resensitized All of the sudden, Harry became terrified of blood. He happened to be looking at his statue of Leatherface when he had his change of demeanor. Leatherface was holding a bloody chainsaw, wearing a bloody apron, and standing by a to-scale shelf of severed body parts. My God, that statue was sick! The thought of those horrible murders was overpowering … It was just a movie, but just the idea of those evil killings was too much to think about... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Halloween Downloads: 27 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Stink Barrier - Sean Ryan Stink Barrier Kevin’s boys started playing baseball in the clearing, while Kevin placed citronella candles around their campsite. This was the first thing to do, get that citronella lit. Mosquitoes smell the candle, and fly away before they smell Kevin and ruin his trip. There weren’t many mosquitoes here in the woods of British Columbia, but it was easy to repel whatever native nasties were out here... Keywords: Sean; Baseball; Horror Downloads: 35 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | The Devil Went Down to Tbilisi - Sean Ryan horror, hell, Sean Ryan Keywords: horror; hell; Sean Ryan Downloads: 95 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | The Shoppes at Marblehead - Sean Ryan The Shoppes at Marblehead The Shoppes at Marblehead are what's known in retail circles as a lifestyle center. Higher-end stores that were previously located just in malls are now grouped together in an outdoor setting, closer to where the shoppers lived. The tenant list for the Shoppes at Marblehead include a organic grocery store, several women's clothing stores, a shoe store, and two fast casual restaurants... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Witches Downloads: 40 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Undying Passion - Sean Ryan Undying Passion Bruce Waltemeyer was living the hermit's life even before the dead started walking the earth. He owned a cabin in Nova Scotia, went to town once a month for supplies, and his few conversations with neighbors were strained. The worldwide nightmare had not increased his communicativeness. Waltemeyer would politely assist the few living islanders who made it to his barricaded front door, sharing food or ammunition, but under no circumstances did he let anyone inside... Keywords: horror; Sean Ryan; zombies Downloads: 52 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Abdurrahman's Hell - Sean Ryan horror, hell Keywords: Sean Ryan Downloads: 78 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Burn the Witch! - Sean Ryan Burn the Witch! The girl was a witch, and deserved the cleansing fire of justice. The wood was piled in the town square, but a shower struck as they were securing the girl to the pole. They ran inside the thatched common houses, and waited all night while the girl got soaked by the pouring sky. It continued raining all the next day, and all the next night. It was a warm rain, not even giving the girl a chill for all her time in it... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Witches Downloads: 99 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Cry of the Wolf - Sean Ryan Cry of the Wolf This was a crucial day of filming for "Cry of the Wolf." The Wolf was chasing a girl from the sewers into the Los Angeles river basin, only the sun would come up while they were in the sewers. She's thinking it's a werewolf, but then he steps out into the sun, and he's just a guy! It was going to show man's inhumanity to man, and also they wouldn't have to make a werewolf costume. The only open storm drain the girl and the Wolf could jump from was right below an intersection... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Werewolves Downloads: 123 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Cuss Words - Sean Ryan Cuss Words “I’m not allowed to cuss. Mommy says a princess don’t cuss. She don’t say any bad words. But Daddy does! Daddy has to put a dollar in the swear jar when he cusses. He cusses a lot. He’s funny! My friend Amber can cuss. Mommy said Amber’s parents are permission, and I’m lucky Mommy’s not permission. Amber’s mom and dad both cuss, too. They do a special dance when they cuss... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Witches Downloads: 97 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Dr. Evan's Boo-Ha-Ha - Sean Ryan Dr. Evan’s Boo-Ha-Ha If you didn’t bring a costume to Evan’s Halloween party, Evan would make you a costume. Evan was an anesthesiologist, so everyone who didn’t show up in a toga or French maid outfit would invariably get transformed into a walking malpractice suit. The first guest to not have a costume went into the basement with Evan, and came out with scalpels sticking out of his chest... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Halloween Downloads: 37 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Extra Innings - Sean Ryan Extra Innings The baseball game went on forever. The first nine innings were long enough. At least once per inning, a batter hit foul tip after foul tip, exhausting himself, the pitcher and the fans. The exterior lights went on during the fifth inning, before it got dark enough to need them. By the bottom of the ninth, the score was 5-5. The tenth inning was three quick strikeouts for the visiting team, and then three quick strikeouts for the home team... Keywords: Sean; Baseball; Horror Downloads: 97 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Feverish Tenants - Sean Ryan Feverish Tenants Guo always thought of his building as alive. It was just an office tower in Hong Kong, but he was property manager for all 243,000 sf. It had a respiratory system for air, a circulatory system for water, and a nervous system for electricity. Guo and his staff were the while blood cells, fixing everything that needed repair. Maybe Guo read too much about feng shui, but the idea of a living building stuck with him... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Haunted Houses Downloads: 25 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Fire Alarm - Sean Ryan Fire Alarm The vice principal heard the fire alarm, and ran to get his clay pot. The middle school students shouted in delight, spilled out into the hallway, and filed down the fire stairs. The vice principal ran to the boy’s gym, where a gym teacher was confronting what had once been a student. Like all secure middle schools, gym teachers forced the students to take showers. They watched for boiling runoff water... Keywords: Horror; Sean Ryan; School Downloads: 289 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Flea Circus - Sean Ryan horror, diseases Keywords: horror; diseases Downloads: 75 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Ghosts of Lascaux II - Sean Ryan Ghosts of Lascaux II Guy was patiently waiting in St. Amand de Coly, to see Lascaux and its famous cave art. He had one particular image to see, an ochre smear that didn’t resemble anything. There was so much research on the animals and hunting techniques of these paintings that Guy was left with just this image to do original research on. It might just be a smear. Guy’s permission was still being denied for Lascaux, but he was given free access to Lascaux II... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Haunted Houses; Ghosts Downloads: 38 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Horror Marathon - Sean Ryan Horror Marathon The Phi Epsilon Tau brothers were doing a horror marathon for a Halloween fundraiser. They’d watch ten horror movies in a row – Wilson was picking which ones - and people could pledge whatever they wanted per movie. The brothers were literally strapping themselves to the chairs in the school auditorium, thanks to one brother’s dad being a cop and having access to flex cuffs. Assuming they all made it through the ten, the brothers would get $14,000 for the local Salvation Ar... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Halloween Downloads: 101 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Jammed - Sean Ryan horror, ghosts Keywords: horror; ghosts Downloads: 116 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Like, I Am the Walrus - Sean Ryan Mrs. Gunderson passed out all the standardized tests and then, like, fell in love with her Sudoku book. It was some A B C D E test that didn’t affect Wally's grades, so who cared? Wally was on question #4, 43 plus 87 equals this test is stupid, when he remembered he had two No. 2 pencils. He stuck the erasers in his mouth. Ta daa! I’m a vampire! No one noticed. Wally almost went back to the test, but then he heard a snicker... Keywords: Sean Ryan; horror; school Downloads: 56 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Live the Good Life Now - Sean Ryan hell, horror Keywords: hell; horror Downloads: 72 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Mr. L's Final Legacy - Sean Ryan Mr. L's Final Legacy Cobb sucked down the last of a Double Gulp, then got out of the car to pay his respects to Mr. L. Cobb spent fourteen years working for the company Mr. L managed. They never met, although Cobb got to see Mr. L from a podium at least once a year. And Cobb got those company-wide e-mails from the man, spelling out how pensions were tied into company health. Cobb put in at least 10 hours of unpaid overtime a week, every week, to keep the company going strong and his retirement p... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Graveyard Downloads: 46 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Old Ghosts - Sean Ryan horror, ghosts Keywords: horror; ghosts Downloads: 136 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Persistant Reg the Chimney Sweep - Sean Ryan Persistent Reg the Chimney Sweep Every month, like clockwork, Reg the chimney sweep would call Doris. “When was the last time you had a professional cleaning?” he’d always ask. “There’s nothing up there that you want sharing the house with you.” Doris always politely said no. Doris didn’t even use her chimney in the five years she moved in. Her neighbor said Reg used to be even more persistent... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Haunted Houses; Ghosts Downloads: 32 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Puttyface - Sean Ryan Puttyface Professional photographer blokes took thousands of exposures at sporting events just to get that one spanking midair shot, Rupert knew. Digital photography made this robin, since you could delete the bad photos and save room for more good shots. Using this logic, Rupert took four group shots of him, Carol and Irving in front of the fabled house. Running back and forth between the pose spot and the tripod was a shuttle run that exhausted him... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Haunted Houses; Ghosts Downloads: 165 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Shark Fin Soup - Sean Ryan horror, sean ryan, sharks Keywords: horror; sean ryan; sharks Downloads: 17 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Silicon Spiders - Sean Ryan Silicon Spiders Mrs. Kim's son is trying to show Mrs. Kim how to use e-mail correctly. There's nothing to worry about, he says, except for viruses. They aren't real biological viruses, just mechanical versions that made the computer sick. Don't open any attachments from strangers. Mrs. Kim turns on the computer, clicks the Internet, and opens her e-mail. She has 14 messages. Nine of them aren't in Korean, so they're all junk, her son says... Keywords: Sean; Spiders; Horror Downloads: 48 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Spectator Sport - Sean Ryan Spectator Sport Chuck was a classic Tigers-Lions-Pistons-Redwings sports nut. His Tiger season tickets bordered the left field wall. In the second game of a three-game series, a bad Mariner changeup got whacked his way by a Tiger. The left fielder was running to make the difficult catch. It was easier for Chuck: he stuck his glove down, overtop the fielder’s glove, and snagged it. It would have been an out, but thanks to Chuck’s mitt it was a three-run homer... Keywords: Sean; Baseball; Horror Downloads: 62 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | The No-duck Pond - Sean Ryan horror, sharks, Sean Ryan Keywords: horror; sharks; Sean Ryan Downloads: 32 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Thoughtless Neighbors - Sean Ryan Thoughtless Neighbors It was one thing to still have Christmas decorations up in January, thought Natalie Hunt, but Halloween decorations were something else entirely. Mr. Shorenstein’s fence was still lined with cotton cobwebs, and the front yard was still covered in those pretend cardboard tombstones. A scarecrow with a big jack-o’-lantern head sat on the front porch, and the pumpkin had turned black and rotted... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Halloween Downloads: 443 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Typhoid Annie - Sean Ryan horror, diseases Keywords: horror; diseases Downloads: 176 Average rating: (0 review) |
![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | What Day Is This? - Sean Ryan What Day Is This? Was this Tuesday? Phyllis was outside. How did she get outside? It was cold. A ghost! Wait, just a boy in a sheet. He had a plastic pumpkin. Oh, this is Halloween. Phyllis forgot. That was why there was a cardboard Jack O’ Lantern in the cafeteria! That made sense. So much of the world didn’t make sense. She should really get home. Oh, girls dressed as ballerinas! Phyllis followed them to the end of the block... Keywords: Sean; Horror; Halloween; Haunted House Downloads: 716 Average rating: (0 review) |