![[audio]](/images/mediatype_audio.gif) | Vampire In The Mountain-Tree - Robert Thomas Northrup
Part Two of "Almost Always, Somebody Lost an Eye." "This is the story of Gon the restless vampire. Fed up with three hundred years of life on Earth, endlessly sucking blood from humans, all the wars and petty politics of the undead community, Gon dropped out of the vampire lifestyle. ...He moved back in with his parents, who had a big place in Milan. They were so glad to see him back that they held off a few years before complaining about how he should grow up, establish a domain of his own some...
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 11: The Emperor's Bib - Robert Thomas Northrup
'The good news is your crush finally speaks to you. And it's not just hi. He actually knows your name and he starts the conversation. 'The bad news is: he's dangling from the claws of a gargoyle at the time, being flown West to stand trial as a treasonous vegecarrion organizer. And then all he says to you is, "Josie, save me!"' What chance does Josie have of rescuing her hunky hobgoblin from an ampitheater overflowing with hundreds of his kin, as they debate which method would be most amusing to...
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter10: His Terrible Secret - Robert Thomas Northrup
"I drew my knife, lunged to the side of the bed and pressed it against his neck. 'Feel this blade? I will have you or no one will!'" Josie finally reaches SreHAAg, only to see him arrested and carried away to stand trial. What crime could be so horrible that even hobgoblins would outlaw it?
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 5: Werewolves at Rico's Throat - Robert Thomas Northrup
Rico attempts to rescue Josie from the werewolves, but more importantly, did he tell you about the boy he met? His name is Beretta and he has the most gorgeous green eyes....
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 3: The Gift of the Sadie - Robert Thomas Northrup
Aunt Josie made me tell her an embarassing story about my old boyfriend before she agreed to help me. And then she set loose a leopard on me. There's nothing sweeter than spending time with family, if you can survive.
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 4: Human Boots - Robert Thomas Northrup
Rico asks a human for feedback on his new advertising jingle, "Human Boots." It's got a good beat, and you can strip flesh off warm corpses to it.
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 6: Even Werewolves Love to Dish - Robert Thomas Northrup
In a very special "Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks," Josie drags Chunky up to the kitchen, telling how she rescued Rico and won the hearts of her new werewolf friends. Oh, and the special part is how she dispells some painful stereotypes about werewolves. This is Josie of the Clan Froschmauskrieg comin at you with music and fun. And if you're not careful, you may learn something before it's done!
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 7: Trapped in The Gap - Robert Thomas Northrup
Josie and a faerie both want the same tanktop at the mall. While they struggle inside, goblin forces attack the faerie mall from outside with catapults and magical artillery. How will they escape the crumbling dressing rooms? Who will come out on top with the tanktop? Find out in Chapter 7: Trapped in The Gap.
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 8: Dinner and A Show - Robert Thomas Northrup
"Have you heard of the Cathouse Dinner Theatre? You go in there, see a show, have a bite to eat, or you can get up on stage and become part of the show, or eat the show, or if you don't get eaten, you can get a room to continue with your eating or your performance. It's kind of weird because some of the species on stage are there to perform and some are there to be eaten. That's part of the variety...
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 9: Nadia Bares Her Soul - Robert Thomas Northrup
"Oooo! Why are you so mean to me? We used to be best friends! I used to sleepover at your mom’s pit all the time, and we’d stay up all night braiding bones into each other’s hair, making humans sing their funny dirges for us, talking about boys. I looked up to you like an older sister. You were always so stylish and brash and sassy. Mom wouldn’t let me dress provocatively like you did, wearing eyeballs pinned to your frocks, because she said the smell of them rotting would turn on the bo...
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| Dungeons and Dayjobs podcast promo - Robert Thomas Northrup
Hey, look! It's the Dungeons & Dayjobs ride! Wow, neat. ... Gimme a break. I don't like this! What's that noise? That's the GIANT SUCKING SOUND of our jobs whooshing overseas, just like Ross Perot warned us! Nah, Ross Perot said Mexico, not overseas. Whatever. Whoaaaaa! (ROAR) Fear not, Pipefitter... Custodian... Product Data Specialist... Customer Service Representative... and Auto Worker! (ZAP. KRACKLE!) DEMONIC VOICE: All of you need to get in my office and assume the position, or else you ca...
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| Brazen Hearts, Fresh, On Sticks - Chapter 12: Aunt Sadie's Greens - Robert Thomas Northrup
"Lupo's on Cherry Street is your standard tavern. The ale's flat, but at least the serving wenches have thick heads of foam. If you hold still at the bar long enough, you'll get propositioned by some group of adventurers who just met each other for the first time. They'll invite you along to raid the Tombs of Atuan or the Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth. I turn 'em down politely. Then I send word by carrier pigeon to my old friend Sally who lives in the Lost Caverns...
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| AlmostAlwaysSomebodyLostAnEye - Robert Thomas Northrup
Have you ever made one of those wagers with a deity where you just know a dozen mortals will end up insane or beheaded, daughters marrying fathers, cousins stabbing grandmothers, and almost always, somebody has to lose an eye?
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| Trailer of the Temptress - Dungeons and Dayjobs podcast 3 - Robert Thomas Northrup
"When I read the flyer for Meals on Wheels, I never thought I'd be hauling a frozen goat out of my trunk and down a hole in the ground." Melinda Ann Smith reads Trailer of the Temptress, about a woman who delivers food to shut-ins, including a troll, an imprisoned sorcerer and a temptress who lost her powers.
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