Vol. 73, nos. 1 - 24
September5, 1991 -
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LIBRARY
CLARION UNIVERSITY OF PA
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$6 million complex nears completion
January 23, 1992
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1992 ethics contest winner announced
April 30, 1992
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80 CUP students named to "Who's Who"
January 23, 1992
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88 A.D. band a hit
April 2, 1992
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A Look at What This Weekend's Family Day has to Offer
September 5, 1991
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AASU strives to provide campus unity through social, educational progr
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AASU, NAACP promote Black History, racial equality
February 13, 1992
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ACEI chapter revived
April 2, 1992
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Admissions office honors Diaz 'Ambassador of the Year
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African Night bridges gap of cultural barrier
October 24, 1991
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After 20 years WCCB is still rolling out the rock
September 26, 1991
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AIDS vandalism ignites student hate crim teach-in
March 26, 1992
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Air Force gives University of Pittsburgh $5 million grant for science res
October 17, 1991
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Album Review: "Hey Stoopid," It's Alice Cooper
Septembers, 1991
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Album Review: Bryan Adams is mediocre alarm clock in his latest
October 10, 1991
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Album Review: Europe's latest sound "paradise" to music loved
October 24, 1991
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Album Review: Local rock band's success is no strange thing
November 14, 1991
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Album Review: Richie Sambora is no "Stranger in this town"
September 26, 1991
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Album Review: Vaughan's memory remains alive in his music
December 5, 1991
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ALF promises to be festive to this fall season
October 3, 1991
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All-around musician wins KFC songwriting contest
November 7, 1991
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Alpha Chi Rho struggles to regain fraternal spirit
Decembers, 1991
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Alpha Phi Omega Clarion chapter hosts annual sectional conference
February 27, 1992
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Alpha Psi Omega hosts workshop
April 2, 1992
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Alpha Sigma Alpha holds rich history
November 14, 1991
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American continent is focus of cultural night
February 6, 1992
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Amnesty International works for human rights
March 26, 1992
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Amrod to give faculty recital
March 12, 1992
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Annual run for Special Olympics is scheduled
April 9, 1992
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April fool's joke causes mass panic
April 9, 1992
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Art students display their own interpretation of love
October 3, 1991
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ASA celebrates 25th anniversary
April 30, 1992
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Ashe, Arthur: Arthur Ashe wants to avodi media spotlight
April 30, 1992
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Ask a Stranger band gains popularity
February 6, 1992
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Assistance available for filing income tax returns
February 20, 1992
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Assistant art prof Emily Williams experiences Italian art, culture in
October 24, 1991
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Band basks in Cancun sun
April 30, 1992
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Band Parents Day promises to be a weekend highlight
November 7, 1991
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Band Review: The Wild Boyz: talent "unleashed"
March 19, 1992
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Baseball: Baseball squad looks to be contenders in 1992
March 12, 1992
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Baseball: Golden Eagle harballers looking strong to end the spring
April 30, 1992
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Baseball: Herman's boys of summer take one of two from Edinboro
April 9, 1992
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Basketball: Hoops team raises funds for Ryan Evans Foundation
October 10, 1991
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Beat goes on
March 26, 1992
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Beating budget woes by playing the lottery
November 14, 1991
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Becht residents get a lesson in self-defense
October 17, 1991
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Berberian, Amrod give cello-piano recital January 30, 1992
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Berkshire Ballet provides magical entertainment
December 5, 1991
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Big Bad Wolf is not afraid of success
February 13, 1992
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Bike-Aid works against local poverty, injustice
February 20, 1992
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Blair, Bonnie: Bonnie Blair skates for the gold in Albertville
February 13, 1992
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Blood drive a fruitful effort
February 20, 1992
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Borough police arrest CUP student
Decembers, 1991
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Borough police arrest CUP student
February 13, 1992
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Brick project expresses Clarion pride
October 31, 1991
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Budget Deficit Forces Record Tuition Hike
September5, 1991
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Burmeister, Dave; Burmeister honored as USA Today's "Player of the
November 7, 1991
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Bush condemns ecocomic 'doomsayers'
February 27, 1992
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C & C Music Factory is 'gonna make you sweat'
October 10, 1991
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C & C Music Factory, Rhythm Synicate rock with dance tunes
October 17, 1991
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CA.B.'s provide weekend night life
September 26, 1991
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Car ownership brings headaches
Decembers, 1991
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Career Services Offers Brighter Future for Undecided Students
September 12, 1991
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Carlson, Bob; Bob Carlson. ..Much more than an athletic director
October 31, 1991
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Cat is cause of 91 1 phone calls
January 23, 1992
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CCM, Father Sayers provide security, belongiings for Clarion students
October 10, 1991
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Change of status forms due
January 23, 1992
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Christine Arnold rescues 'Dark of the Moon'
April 9, 1992
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Clarion fans won't forget Walker & Angle
April 30, 1992
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Clarion hosts third annual mentoring celebration
February 13, 1992
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Clarion Jazz Band to perform
October 31, 1991
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Clarion Percussion Ensemble provides concert
October 31, 1991
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Clarion professor co-authors book on Gulf War
April 9, 1992
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Clarion students study abroad
April 30, 1992
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Clarion Univeristy "Sports Hall of Fame" inducts six new members on
April 30, 1992
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Clarion University celebrates Disabilities Awareness Week
March 26, 1992
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Clarion University employees have opportunity to critique their job
March 19, 1992
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Clarion University not alone in fighting campus parking problem
October 24, 1991
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Clarion University prepares for Middle States reaccreditation
November 14, 1991
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Clarion University professor participates in educational project
January 30, 1992
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Clarion University repairs their visual identity problem
September 19, 1991
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Clarion University students "invest" in stock market for challenge & prizes
October 17, 1991
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Clarion University takes stand against sexual harassment
October 31, 1991
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Clarion University's enrollment figures decline for 1991 fall semester
October 24, 1991
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Clarion's Academci Support Center porvides aid to struggling students
September 26, 1991
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Clarion's IFC & Panhel win awards at annual conference
March 19, 1992
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Clarion's sororities & fraternities' 1990-91 GPA exceed full-time under
October 24, 1991
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Clinton's secret to presidential campaign revealed
March 26, 1992
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College student killed in elevator accident
January 30, 1992
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Companies scout for future employees on campus
March 26, 1992
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Computer assisted art classes added to Clarion University's curriculum
October 10, 1991
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Computer terminals deemed success in pre-registration process
Decembers, 1991
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Concert Choir hits the high notes
April 30, 1992
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Concord Resources Group Selects New President & CEO
April 30, 1992
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Construction ahead of schedule on Riemer Center
September 26, 1991
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Construction on Riemer Center ahead of schedule
Controversy over guess speaker at Syracuse University
Controversy over Holocaust ad strikes Georgia's campuses
Council of Trustees Approve 1991-92 operating budget
Crawford, Robert: Crawfor retires after 29 years at Clarion University
Creative Faculty Express Themselves Through Artistic Enterprise at San
Cross Country: Cross Country Team Opens Season at St. Bonaventure
Cross Country: Cross Country teams aiming high @ PSA C in Bloomsburg
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Cross Country: Cross Country teams trave l to Notre Dame
Cross Country: X-Country teams enjoy competing in Dvision I race @ DNT
Cultural Diversity presentation encourages differences, integration
Cultural knowldege required at Kalamazoo College
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CUP addresses steroid use
CUP awarded grant to create POSE
CUP evaluated for reaccreditation
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CUP grapplers finish third at EWL's
CUP peer counselors receive certification to advise rape victims
CUP receives grant to create arboreta
CUP wrestlers roll to another victory
Dance Concert to incorporate diverse themes
Dean honored with committee position for AACRAO
Delta Chi gets new fraternity house
Delta Phi Epsilon to hold annual Mr. C.U.P. contest
Delta Zeta receives top honors
Derby Days raises $800 for national philanthropy
Desire soap opera to be hot new hit at C.U.P.
Doing the "Wright" thing: Business major proves that sports card are no
Donate-a-meal planned for giving season
Don't throw it away, it could be art
Dorms to undergo renovations to renew student interest
Double dutch for dollars, jumping for lives
Dr. Jones to address racial issues
Earth Day concert planned for April
Earth Day Jam: rock with cause
East Asian Night planned
Educators scramble to change courts content due to recent Soviet uphea
Eighth annual racquetball tournament held at Tippin
Eric Anderson: 'Proud as a peacock'
Faculty contract extended
Faculty evaluations, wealth of information for instructor
False fire alarms cause student discomfort & aggravation in Nair Hall
Financial aid applications available for next school year
Financial aid from an outside source
First student play perfect
Flag is Lowered for Final Time on Clarion ROTC Program
Florida politicians clown around in home video to benefit journalism
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Fogarty, Tim: Tim Fogarty Promises to be Strong Asset, Welcome
February 13, 1992
Football: Clarion Football suffers loss, still winless in PSAC
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Clarion loses two straight PSAC-West conference games
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Clarion victorious over Cal
November 7, 1991
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Football Preview: Golden Eagles are Ready for Successful 1991
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Golden Eagles bow out to the Rock in 1991 season finale
November 14, 1991
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Golden Eagles' Final Scoring Drive Brings Season Opening
September^, 1991
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Golden Eagles give wet fants Homecoming victory
October 17, 1991
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Golden Eagles suffer defeat in 1991 conference opener
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Golden Eagles upset Shipp for first PSAC win
October 31, 1991
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Golden Eagles victimized in a heartbreaker against New Haven
September 26, 1991
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Henry honored as PSAC "Co-Player of the Week"
September 19, 1991
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Henry's 200 yards rushing gives Clarion second win of '91 seas
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Forensics Team successful
November 7, 1991
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Forum aids in CABS outcome
February 27, 1992
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Forum held concerning CAB's
February 13, 1992
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Four students injured in campus car accident
February 13, 1992
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Frat houses damaged by feminist group
November 14, 1991
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Friends of the 14th launched to improve financial support
February 27, 1992
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Frustrated professor writes own textbook
February 27, 1992
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FTD to present 'Fools'
March 19, 1992
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Gainesville, FL, jinxed or planned target?
April 2, 1992
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Gearing up for spring semester
January 23, 1992
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Gemmell Student Center reconstruction nearly complete
March 19, 1992
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Get a scholarship. ..become a prostitute
November 14, 1991
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Gillespie gives classica performance
February 13, 1992
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Giovanni to lecture for Black Arts week
April 2, 1992
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Going greek: Students contemplate taking the plunge
September 26, 1991
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Golden Eagles crush Shippensburg
February 6, 1992
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Golden retriever becomes pen pals with Bushs' dog
January 23, 1992
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Golf: Allegheny Invitational golf results for CUP
October 3, 1991
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Golf: Clarion golf team finishes third in fall PSAC's
October 10, 1991
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Golf: Clarion golfers finish fourth in Shippensburg tournament
April 2, 1992
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Golf: Clarion Linksters place fifth at Hansen Memorial
September 26, 1991
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Golf: Golden Eagle golfers take a fourth place finish at the 1992 PSAC
April 30, 1992
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Golf: Golf Team Opens Fall Season at Slippery Rock
Septembers, 1991
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Governor Wilson's proposed college fee hike protested
February 27, 1992
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Goyak learns tricks of trade in professional broadcasting
October 3, 1991
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Greater Cleveland Job Expo provides opportunities for 1991-92 graduate
November 14, 1991
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Greeks are Lending the environment and PA a Needed Helping Hand
September 12, 1991
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Greeks complete in Olympics
April 9, 1992
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Greeks constribute 3200 community service hours
February 27, 1992
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Griffith & Douglas shine through in latest fantasy flick
February 13, 1992
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Growing Pains star treated for anorexia nervosa condition
January 23, 1992
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Habitat for Humanity aids improverished communities
November 7, 1991
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Handicapped parking improved on campus
March 12, 1992
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Handling interview jitters
February 6, 1992
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Harassment awareness raised through seminar
February 6, 1992
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Harris has political prominence
February 13, 1992
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Harvey Hall celebrates 60 years of rich history
December5, 1991
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March 19, 1992
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High Christmas expectations abound
December5, 1991
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High Voltage electrifies audiences with high energy
February 20, 1992
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High-tech trend on campuses benefits students across the country
September 26, 1991
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Holocaust ad raises controversy at OS
January 30, 1992
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Homecoming, ALF celebrations brightens up rainy Clarion weekend for
October 17, 1991
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Housing sign-up to occur in all halls & extended four days
February 27, 1992
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IABC attends health care seminar in Pittsburgh
December5, 1991
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IBS gives a taste of business world
January 30, 1992
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Illusionist Craig Karges brings show to campus
February 20, 1992
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In college arena, freshman must be "quick studies"
October 3, 1991
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Inhebriated students create problems for weekly CABS
October 31, 1991
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Innovative pre-registration process to be used this semester
February 13, 1992
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International students share in a night of culture
September 19, 1991
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Issues of the 90's discussed at seminar
March 19, 1992
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Jack Hall to give a faculty recital
March 19, 1992
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Japanese Students Sample a Tast of Clarion Life, Education Programs
September 5, 1991
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Jim Barber is no 'dummy'
January 23, 1992
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Job Market has Dismal Outlook for Graduating College Students
Septembers, 1991
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Johnson, Murphy, Iman to take part in Jackson's video
January 23, 1992
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Jones named PSAC-West "Rookie of the Week"
February 13, 1992
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Jones, James: Jones speaks out on ethnicity, diversity
February 20, 1992
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Judge rules higher education system unconstitutional
January 30, 1992
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Jump Rope-A-Thon raises funds for Red Cross
April 2, 1992
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Jump-a-thon results released
April 30, 1992
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Karges mystifies Clarion crowd with mental stunts
February 27, 1992
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Keeling Health Services Center closes its doors after 1 1 p.m.
September 26, 1991
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Keth, Clifford: Physics professor Dr. Keth retires after 32 years
January 23, 1992
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King of the art world
April 2, 1992
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King remembered for living out "the dream"
January 23, 1992
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King: A man of peace
January 23, 1992
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Kix plans to rock campus with concert
April 9, 1992
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Knorr, Crystal: Knorr names student trustee
March 26, 1992
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Lack of sponsorship forces loss of state-wide science programs, PA
January 23, 1992
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Lantimore, Nancy: Former NCAA Athletic Administrator Named as CU's
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LaPinto & Rossey face-off in District Justice race
October 31, 1991
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Larke, Paula: Paula Lark to entertain
March 26, 1992
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Leadership Conference Planned to Aid Student Organization Execs
Septembers, 1991
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Leas, Don; Professor Don Leas receives Diving Coaches Achievement
November 7, 1991
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Leas, Donald: C.U.P. Professor leads U.S. Divers Abroad
March 26, 1992
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Lenin's remains may be removed from Red Square
January 23, 1992
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Library Loan Limit Imposed
Septembers, 1991
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Local support group to hold meetings for abused women and children
January 23, 1992
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M.M.A. visits New York
March 12, 1992
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Maccaferri, James: Maccaferri to publish article
April 30, 1992
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Magic & his Western Conference teammates steal the spotlight from
February 13, 1992
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Magic decides to go for the gold in Spain
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Making it through college 'all-nighters' February 6, 1992
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Man injured in bra wil w it h CUP, students
Man Living with AIDS discusses truth about disease, problems
Marketing major doubles as a DJ
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Masonry renovation continues on historical Harvey building
McMunn to present solo piano recital
February 20, 1992
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Media struggles with coverage in Dahmer case
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Mellow Bill grants early retirement with benefits for state employees
Men's Basketball: Golden Eagle men's hoop squad earn third conse cutive
Men's Basketball: GoldenEagles basketball men's squad breaks even
Men's Basketball: Golden Eagles captured by Cal, 93-62 Cruse & Rubin
Men's Basketball: Golden Eagles split two PSAC match-up
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Men's Basketball: Kwame Morton selected to NABC All-East team
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Men's Basketball: Men's hoop team splits two games against Edinboro
Men's Basketball: Taking a "hard look at Clarion basketball"
Men's hoop team inc Norweigian Club team in exhibition, 122-59
Mic halski plays big part in halftime performance at Blockbuster Bowl
Modern phone technology allows disabled to communicate
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Movie Review: Final Analysis a dissapointment
Movie Review: Lawnmower Man deals with ethics
Movie Review: My C ousin Vinny' provides laughs
Movie Review: Sex, controversy & ticket sales
Movie Revi ew: The Babe swings & misses entertainment
Movie Review: Wayne & Garth: They hysterical hurling duo
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Music department sponsors February vocal performances
Mysterious legends haunt Clarion campus
National First Amendment Congress presents resolutions for freedoms
National Guard cleans up acid mine drainage through wetlands project
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National Shakespeare Company gives impressive performance of
Nationally ranked women's hoop team remains undefeated looking strong
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Nationall y recognized educator to speak at second annual teachers
Native American protest uses of college mascots
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Native American singer/songwriter performs at Venango Campus
NBS establishes Clarion chapter
New computer system on campus makes pr e-registration closed sheets
New freshmen parking lot planned behind Still Hall
New meal plan to be instituted
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New Provost Brings Innovative Ideas to C larion Universtiy
New signs to be installed on campus
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New student center renamed for former CUP president
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New Videos Vould Provide Incentive to Stay in on a Saturday Night
New Weight, wellness program developed to aid healthy lifestyle
News on seat belt use
NHL players strike threatens beginning of Stanley Cup playoffs
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Seat belt awareness promoted through "Buckle up" signs
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Second annual community campaign achieves 39 percent of fund raising
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Second annual Community Campaign raises private funds for CU
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Senior artist dedicated to saving endangered species
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Senior luncheon planned
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Senior Tom Burke is "jack of all trades" when it comes to campus
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Seniors eligible for ethics essay
November 14, 1991
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Serial Killer Pleads Insanity
September^, 1991
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Severe drought conditions continue to plague Clarion University & sun-
October 10, 1991
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Sex happening at colleges, says study
October 31, 1991
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Sexual Harrassment Survey Near Completion
April 30, 1992
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Shipton & Smith get a taste of British culture in summer program
November 14, 1991
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Sigma Chi Fraternity Honored with Reward
Septembers, 1991
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Slater's "Kuff s" a flop
February 6, 1992
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Soap expert speaks at Clarion
March 26, 1992
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Softball: Clarion softball team looks forward to this season
March 12, 1992
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Softball: Clarion women's softball team splits two at Mercyhurt College
April 9, 1992
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Softball: Women's softball team hosts Lock Haven
April 30, 1992
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Soviet College Students Studying in U.S. See Uncertain Future for Their
Septembers, 1991
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Soviet Union cut short-range nuclear weapons, says Gorbachev
October 3, 1991
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SSHE Chancellor speaks wide-range of issues
October 3, 1991
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Stanford University wins academic freedom case against government
October 10, 1991
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STAR sponsors rape international information seminar
February 13, 1992
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State bill proposed to combat underage drinking in universities
April 9, 1992
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State board approves appropriation request
October 31, 1991
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State prepared to return $7.6 M to 14 state schools
October 10, 1991
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State set to return $600,000 to Clarion
October 24, 1991
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State System Day planned
April 2, 1992
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Stein & Walder perform new age jazz music on tour January 30, 1992
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Studen represenation looked for on Council of Trustees
October 3, 1991
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Student activties fee expected to rise this fall
February 20, 1992
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Student Health Advisory Board forms
November 14, 1991
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Student journalists win court battle concerning campus crim reporting
January 23, 1992
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Student Senate: 1992 Student Senate elect Brian Hoover president
Decembers, 1991
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Student Senate: Clarion Student Senate election results announced
November 14, 1991
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Student Senate: New student senator poves to be asset in bridging ex
September 26, 1991
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Student Senate: Student senate approves 1992-1993 CSA budget
April 30, 1992
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Student Senate: Student Senate needs people for subcommitties
September 19, 1991
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Student Senate: Student Senate organizes for spring '92 semester
February 6, 1992
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Student senate: Student senate resists constitution change
October 3, 1991
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Student Senate: Student Senate sponsors Legislative Awareness Day
March 12, 1992
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Student Senate: Student Senate's voter registration drive hopes to pull
September 19, 1991
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Student Senate: Year of accomplishment & frustration for 1991 student
November 7, 1991
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Student trustee convicted on charges of cruelty to animals
September 19, 1991
5
Students & staff discuss minority awareness at luncheon
April 30, 1992 8
Students cited for underage drinking at new housing complex
February 20, 1992 1
Students earn three credits for teaching other to read
Students must meet cqnditionsto contin ue re ceiving financial aid
Students meed computer projects for sprin g se mester
Students provide a roof over their heads during b r eak
Students rally in Har risburg
Jan uary 23, 1992
October 3, 1991
April 9, 1992
Students re-examine sexual attitude
Students shine at state conference
Students take action against sexual assaults
October 31, 1991
March 12, 1992
February 13, 1992
April 30, 1992
December 5, 1991
Studentslake P^rtTnJSSHE sponsored Women's leadershi p Institue Con
SUidents to^articipate in sexua l harassment survey next week
StudenTs^toparticipate in se xual harassment survey this week
April 9, 1992
St udents tutor children o f CUP facult y & staff
Students 'Watch Your Step', Jaywalking laws enforced
Suc cessful recycling program on campus may change hands in future
Summer jobs can be found at upcoming job fair
Support for troubled women found on campus
SUPRA aids race relationships
Swimming & Diving: Clarion men & women win PSAC swimming & div
September 26, 1991
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April 2, 1992
February 13, 1992
January 30, 1992
October 10, 1991
February 13, 1992
February 6, 1992
February 20, 1992
Swimming & Di ving: Men's & Women's swimming & diving teams finish
Swimming & Diving: Swimming & Divin g teams lose to top ranked Oaklan
Swimming & Diving: Swimming & diving teams open season
Swimming & Diving: Swimming & diving tea ms open with a win at
Swimming & Diving: Swimming & Diving teams win
Swi mming: Clarion swimmers finish regular season with victories over
Swimming: CUP swim team tames Huskies
February 27, 1992
March 19, 1992
January 23, 1992
November 7, 1991
November 14, 1991
December 5, 1991
February 6, 1992
January 30, 1992
Swing, pop, jazz music to fill air tonig ht
i April 30, 1992
Symphon ic band performance entertains students, community
Tackling th e Early Morning Class: Methods of Survival
Teachers m ay be required to fulfill computer minor
Tempting food, entertainment awaits ALF-bound students
Tennis: C larion Tennis team prepares to win sixth consecutive PSAC
Tennis : Tennis team aces Edinboro, ready t o play in PSAC's
Tennis: Tennis team finishes fourth in PSAC's
February 27, 1992
September 12, 1991
March 12, 1992
October 10, 1991
October 17, 1991
October 10, 1991
October 24, 1991
Tennis: Tennis team opens season with two victories
Tennis: Tennis team wins two of three in conference
Tenor Darryl Taylor to perform
Texas school AIDS statistics six times national average
The history b ehind the holiday
The pr ocrastina tio n proces s
The room mate conflict: Struggling to l ive wi th your 'significant o ther'
Theta Phi Alpha rec eives three major aw ards
This town welcomes "Our Town-
September 26, 1 991
October 3, 1991
February 20, 1992
February 20, 1992
October 31, 1991
January 30, 1992
October 3, 1991
Three gridder s selected as All-Americ ans
September 19, 1991
October 31, 1991
Three week pre -session added t o summer program
TKE International Fra ternity takes stro ng positioin against hazing through
Townshl|p7supervisors execute m easures to silence jrpwoy student
Track & Field: Clario n r unners qualify for PSAC
Track & Field: G olden Eagle men's & women's t rack teams set for 1992
Trading places with the p resid ent
transferring cr edits may be come easier
Traveling provides students with e ducational benefits
Trustees analyze budget problems
February 13, 1992
March 12, 1992
September 19, 1991
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Two students receive Preuhs award
March 26, 1992
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U2 an instant sellout
April 30, 1992
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UAB works to provide campus entertainment
February 6, 1992
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Umpierre-Herrera to address campus
April 2, 1992
12
Undergraduate scholarships available for science majors
October 17, 1991
7
United Way race and walk sponsored by First Seneca Bank
September 19, 1991
21
University Begins Recycling Program
September 12, 1991
1
University's buildings to be renovated
April 9, 1992
6
Valvidia addresses women's concerns
March 26, 1992
9
Violence strikes Ohio's universities
February 13, 1992
11
Vocal chamber concert features songs of love for Valentine's Day
February 13, 1992
16
Volleyball: Golden Eagle Spikers come up event to begin season's sec
October 17, 1991
21
Volleyball: Golden Eagle spikers fare well at Slipper Rock Tourney
October 3, 1991
24
Volleyball: Golden Eagle Spikers finish season, Cunningham honored
November 7, 1991
18
Volleyball: Golden Eagle volleyball team hosts Elite 8 Tourney
October 10, 1991
21
Volleyball: Lady Golden Eagle Spike Break Even at Season Opening
Septembers, 1991
20
Volleyball: Lady Golden Eagles lose Two straight PSAC matches
September 19, 1991
21
Volleyball: Lady spikers victories over Seton Hill, 3-2
September 26, 1991
21
Volleyball: Volleyball team defeats Point Park, lose 2 PSAC matches
October 24, 1991
20
Volleyball: Volleyball team ready to finish season in Florida tournament
October 31, 1991
25
Voter registration drive held
October 3, 1991
6
Walter White a strong supporer of NAACP
February 13, 1992
14
Watkins Named Assistant to the President for Social Equity
Septembers, 1991
8
WCCB reports $1 ,100 music theft over the weekend
September 26, 1991
5
WCUC holds DJ marathon
April 9, 1992
14
Weak economy affects travel
January 23, 1992
7
Wecht addresses JFK's murder
April 9, 1992
10
Wellness Fair to promote awareness of health issues
April 2, 1992
13
Wells Lawrence: Lawrence Wells to present recital
March 26, 1992
10
What's in a Name?
Septembers, 1991
14
White presents informative, inspipring message on son's battle against
November 14, 1991
20
White, Jeanne; Jeanne White to address AIDS issue
October 31, 1991
13
Willie Gary donates $10 million to alma mater
April 30, 1992
20
Winter cooking tips give collegiates food for thought
November 14, 1991
17
Women's Basketball: Clarion women finish the season with an impressive
March 19, 1992
16
Women's Basketball: Clarion women's basketball team is ready to defen
October 24, 1991
22
Women's Basketball: Clarion women's basketball team victorious over
February 20, 1992
20
Women's Basketball: Dudeck leads third ranked Clarion women to a 4-0
Decembers, 1991
19
Women's Basketball: Dudeck named to District II All-American team
April 2, 1992
17
Women's Basketball: Golden Eagle women place third at PSAC's, ready
March 12, 1992
18
Women's Basketball: Seventh ranked women's hoop team defeats Edin
January 30, 1992
21
Women's basketball: Women's basketball team loses their first game of
February 13, 1992
21
Women's Basketball: Women's hoop team wins 17th, at Gannon
February 6, 1992
15
Women's history becomes nationally recognized, celebrated
March 12, 1992
16
Women's studies minor approved by trustees
March 12, 1992
4
Women's Volleball: Women's hoop team beats up Ashland
February 27, 1992
21
Wrestling coach receives Citizen of the Year Award
February 20, 1992
5
Wrestling: Angle notches 100th victory, sixth ranked Golden Eaqles
January 23, 1992
19
Wrestling: Coach Bubb & crew are set for 1991-92 campaign
November 7, 1991
17
Wrestling: Golden Eagle wrestlers upset at Pitt
February 20, 1992
21
Wrestling: Grapplers win big over Syracuse
February 6. 1992
16
Wrestling: Jack Davis named as head wrestling coach for 1992-93
March 19, 1992
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Wrestling: Kurt Angle & company finish eight in Division 1 tournament
March 26, 1992
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Wrestling: Senior Day a success for Golden Eagle grapplers against
February 27, 1992
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Wrestling: Sixth ranked grapplers take the PSAC title Dasta named
January 30. 1992
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Wrestling: Wrestling Coach Bubb to step down after 26 years
January 23, 1992
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September 26, 1991
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April 9, 1992
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Welcome Back Issue
Volume 73, Issue 1 The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 5, 1991
News Cups
- National -
Animal rights activists jailed
Pottsville (AP) - Animals rights activists imprisoned after
disrupting an annual Labor Day pigeon shoot say they won't
post bail. The protesters held at the Schulykill County Prison
are demanding that prison officials provide them with meals
with no animal products included in them, 85 protesters are
being held at the prison in Hegins.
Fire at Chicken Plant kills 25
Hamlett, N.C. (AP) - 25 people and 49 others were injured in
a fire that swept through a chicken processing plant in this
rural North Carolina city. Investigators on the scene
yesterday were focusing their investigation around the
reasoning for locked or blocked exits in the plant. Most of the
deaths were blamed on the heavy black smoke that encased
the building during the grease fire.
- State -
- In This Issue
M
U
News
•Dr.Reinhard address's faculty
Pg. 7
• Watkins receives promotion
Pg.8
Features
•Freshman views & Needs
Pg.13
• 'Call-on-You 1
Pg.15
Sports
• Football Preview
Pg.21
• Associate A.D. named
Pg.24
Clarion's Weather Outlook
Today - Partly to mostly sunny. High near 80
Friday - Sunny and more humid. High of 85.
Saturday - Scattered thundershowers. 85-90.
Sunday - Sunny and more seasonable. High 80.
Budget deficit forces
record tuition hike
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Due to a shortfall in the new
state budget, Clarion University
and the 13 other state owned
Pennsylvania schools raised tuition
$350.
The increase was the highest in
the state system's history. The
vote for the increase came at the
August 15 meeting of the Board of
Governors of the State System of
Higher Education (SSHE). The
final vote tally was 13-2.
The new tuition rate for the
This is a $470 hike over last year.
The SSHE Board of Governors
asked for a 10.66 percent increase
in state funds for the 1991-92 fiscal
year.
Governor Casey's initial plans
were for a freeze on funding for
SSHE. Casey's plan was to use
last year's budget appropriations
figures foi Ine coming fiscal year.
The final compromise contained a
2.5 percent" increase or $3.8
million.
SSHE was already obligated to
give back to the Commonwealth a
portion of the 1990-91
reducing the purchase of new
equipment
Despite all these cutbacks, the
state budget will still have a $4
million deficit.
Clarion University must still cut
its budget by $4.5 million. To
accomplish this, department heads
were asked to decrease their
proposed budgets by 15 percent
Cuts in faculty were made and
according to Dr. George Curtis, vice
president for Student Affairs^
positions such as Director of
Minority Affairs and Venango
Campus Counselor have, presently,
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Cheryl Eisenman of the university's Student Accounts department explains how the tuition
increase affects this student's balance.
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academic year for in-state students
is now $2,628. A $580 tuition
increase was voted for out of state
residents, raising their costs to
$4,892 per academic year.
Non-resident full-time graduate
studcnts'tuition went up to $3354.
appropriation in order to stabilize
the budget. Clarion's share alone
was over $1.3 million. This
amount came from uncommitted
contingency money, curbing
expenses, deferring maintenance
and rehabilitation projects and
not been filled.
Clarion University and the 13
other state owned schools are not
the only ones experiencing a tight
budget or rising tuition costs.
The American Council on
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FTERTHOUGHTS
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
WELL
COME
Welcome and welcome back - a
new academic year begins.
I cannot help but reflect on the
tones and moods from a single
year ago when I 'opened' the
Park. Figuratively, war clouds
were on the horizon. Closer to
home there were literal clouds of
destruction as tornado warnings
trimmed the gloss from the new
President's address and
reception. Talks of strike filled
the halls of academe in lieu of the
casual greetings of a summer
well spent Signs of discord has
sprouted like mushrooms across
the Clarion County landscape.
It was hard to say 'welcome
back'; Welcome Back to what?
My basic mood had been
neither optimistic nor
pessimistic; I had just wanted to
be realistic: take that deeper
breath for a little reserve air
before a plunge into cold, cold
water.
Now a year later our task is to
"guard against euphoria" - hold
that course - "thousand poin. . ."
But my, how has the world
changed in this one quick cycle
of the planet's travel. The Gulf is
still on fire (who did start it), and
the statues have started to come
down all over what is left of the
USSR. Twenty-three years after
Soviet tanks rolled into
Czechoslovakia to crush the
"Prague Spring" Soviet tanks
rolled out of the city limits of
Moscow to ensure a Soviet
Summer. And thanks to the
media thousands, millions,
maybe even billions, held vigil
that long, wet, dangerous night
outside the Russian Federation
Building and felt the bitter sting
and sheer release of history -
witnessed. And all this only
months after 'incoming' Scuds
on Tel Aviv and Riyadh complete
with LIVE keyed over the
television screen lower right.
What if CNN had had a camera
Arthur Barlow
stationed across the River Neva
while the Winter Palace was
being stormed?
Language fails; the metaphors
are instantly mediated into
cliches: "The Genie's out of the
bottle." What we, especially as
members of the academic
community, have to do is gain
some perspective: assess and
assimilate this year's events and
do some of the hard thinking
which helps stabilize our
relations with this ever changing
world.
I was reminded by a good
friend, recently, that last year I
had written, "History must have
its course, and when it comes in
flood it will cut new channels."
But now that we've zipped right
{Cowl on Pg. 4)
Welcome back fellow students.
It's that wonderful time of the
year again.
The time of year when you
start adjusting to getting up and
going to those dreaded 8 a.m.
classes (I certainly know that I'm
having difficulty adjusting to it).
It's also the time of year when
you need to set up a schedule
to know when to study and when
to party.
As leader of this newspaper
entourage, I'd like to officially
welcome back all returning
students. Also to all incoming
freshman at Clarion University:
welcome aboard.
As editor, I am awarded
editorial space each week to
share some of my thoughts with
our readership, and/hopefully,
solicit some type of response
from you.
For last year's experiences and
responses, I've come to realize
that I see things a little
differently from most college
students and most people in
general.
As a result of this, most
responses to my editorials are
negative to say the least. As for
this year's opinions to my
opinions, I suppose we'll just
have to wait and see.
First time readers to the Call
should realize something right
off the bat. I'm very cocky, very
opinionated and, at ti,nes / very
hard to get along with.
Unfortunately, if you read the
paper, you will have to put up
with it.
During the summer I had the
opportunity to work along side
other college students from
around the country, and I've
learned a great deal from this
experience.
The most astounding thing that
I found is that students at Clarion
University are getting a good
education. Also this education is
on an even keel with some of the
other big name schools around
the country.
I worked with students from
some of the most "prestigious
communication/journalism
schools in the country, and to be
blatantly obvious, I ended up
teaching them a few things.
Another point I'd like to bring
up is that at least from a
communication standpoint, and
most likely from other
educational standpoints, the
State System of Higher
Education, will sell you a good
education.
I mention this after a summer
full of experiences in the real
world of journalism. Myself,
with three years completed at
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Afterthoughts...
(CONT. FROM PAGE 2)
Clarion, and another worker who
had graduated from Slippery
Rock were more prepared and
better educated than those with
degrees from the "big" name
schools.
The point that I'm trying to
make is that while the
surroundings and trappings may
not be as beautiful as those at
Colorado University, being at
Clarion University isn't all that
bad.
A closing point I'd like to
make is a very important one.
The staff at the Call has made
some fine-tuning adjustments to
enhance the overall make-up of
the Call.
Why did we do this?
Because we want to appeal
more to our readership. As editor
for the second year, I have
learned a thing or two since
taking over, probably the most
important of which is. . . the
newspaper is here to serve the
readers.
I also would like all of you to
keep one thing in mind when
reading the Call each week.
Every person who puts time
and effort into this newspaper is
doing so out of personal time.
I still want to be alerted of
errors that occur in the Call. I
also want you to ask yourself if
you'd be willing to take a good
portion of your spare time to put
together a weekly publication on
top of a full class load.
Until next week. . . farewell
The Clarion Call - 9-5-91 - Page 5
Important Dates Fall Semester 1991
Tuesday, September 3, 1991 Class withdrawals begin 10 a.m.
office of the Registrar, 122 Carrier
Monday , September 9, 1991 Credit/No Record begins 10 a.m.
office of the Registrar, 122 Carrier
Friday, September 27, 1991 Credit/No Record ends 4 p.m.
Friday, October 25, 1991 Class withdrawals end 4 p.m.
Monday, December 9, 1991 Final exams begin 8 a.m.
Friday, December 13, 1991 Final exams end 10 pjn.
In compliance with state law,
Egbert Hall. To comply with
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Hide ...
(CONT. FROM PAGE 2)
by the NWO (New World
Order) and into historical
hypcrspace, I find this concept
too earthbound. Hang on
Trekkors this ride isn't over yet.
"29,997 -29,998 -29,999 ah...
that's close enough."
Mr. Art Barlow is a professor in
the Communication department
at Clarion University as well as
the faculty advisor to the
Clarion Call.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
workers installed a handicap entrance on the left side of
state law, all state-owned buildings must be handicap
The JUMA meeting will be
held Friday September 6 at
1 p.m. in room 38 or room 40
of Campbell Hall.
Regular weekly meetings will
be held there until
further notice.
All are welcome to attend.
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Budget . . .
(Cont. from Page 1)
Education recently published a
survey; almost half of the
nation's colleges and
universities suffered from mid-
year budget cuts in their 1990-
91 operating budgets. Many of
the schools surveyed said they
coped by reducing faculty and
delaying building and
equipment expenditures.
This lack of support for higher
education is only the latest in a
decline that has been going on
since 1980.
According to the Association
of Pennsylvania State College
and University Faculties
(APSCUF) Newsletter, the
Education Department's
National Center for Education
Statistics found that "...total
federal spending for post
secondary education plummeted
by 24.3 percent after inflation in
the last decade."
Monica Douglas, president
of student senate and a member
of the Board of Governors,
voted for the increase in tuition.
"I feel the board made the
best decision for the state
universities because we couldn't
forfeit quality education," said
Douglas. "We had to raise
tuition or the education system
would suffer."
The APSCUF Newsletter
cited numerous ways in which
quality education would suffer
without proper funding, such as
canceled classes, maintenance
delays, and student progress
toward a degree in doubt.
"I felt that the tuition increase
was ridiculous but there's
nothing else we can do," said
Douglas. "The state is required
to provide students with quality
education at the lowest possible
price, and the Board of
Governors felt that was the
lowest possible price."
Senator F. Joseph Loeper,
however, is very much against
the tuition increase.
"We are supposed to put the
interests of students first. The
Board of Governors, very
accommodating of the Casey
administration, has not done so,
either in voting to raise tuition
excessively or in approving an
earlier move to give money
back to bail out the state
budget." Senator Loeper was
one of the two people who
voted against the hike.
Revised tuition bills reflecting
the increase were sent out after
students received a bill based on
last year's tuition schedule.
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SEE UNCERTAIN FUTURE FOR THEIR HOMELAND
(CPS) - On a hot, mid-August
morning, a friend of Lena
Mikhailova hand-delivered a
bagful of letters from friends and
family in Moscow. While she
delightedly opened her mail, he
regaled her with stories of the
new, open lifestyle in the Soviet
Union.
One week later, the Colgate
University senior sat numbly in
front of a television set watching
in disbelief as tanks rolled
through Russian city streets. "It
was so shocking," she said. "He
said life there was so interesting,
so active. We just didn't expect
this to happen."
The feelings Mikhailova
expressed were familiar to many
other Soviet students on
American campuses. First, the
shocking news of Mikhail
Gorbachev's ouster, then
collapse of the coup in a matter
of days, followed by swift
political changes produced an
emotional roller-coaster ride for
students and exchange program
officials.
"The coup will have a huge
impact on the Soviet economy -
it will affect all the world in one
way or another," said Andrei
Rukavishnikov, a Soviet student
at Hope College.
Mikhailova, who lives with
Americans Joe and Gean
Thuneur, two former Colgate
professors, said she was
fortunate to have their support
during a time of great
uncertainty. "I don't know what
would have happened, living in a
dorm by myself. These are my
adopted parents right now."
The soft-spoken student admits
her first reaction to the news of
Gorbachev's ouster was panic.
"Actually, I wanted to go home.
I didn't have the money for the
air ticket."
"It took me two hours to get
through to my parents by phone.
My father said he didn't want me
to come back right now. They
wouldn't tell me very much. I
guess they don't want me to get
nervous."
Although the failure of the
nearly three-day coup eased
immediate concerns,
Mikhailova, who is majoring in
geology, said she still feared the
loss of lives. "All of this could
lead to tragic, unpredictable
circumstances. I'm trying,
however, not to exaggerate
things."
College Press Service Photo
Soviet college students studying at Colgate University show looks of concern as their
homeland experiences incredible changes day after day.
Mikhailova, who originally
came to the Hamilton, N.Y.,
university last year on an
exchange program, convinced
Colgate administrators that she
needed to stay a second year to
improve her English.
When reports of the coup
began to surface, she and school
officials at Colgate expressed
concern over whether two Soviet
exchange students expected at
the university this fall would be
able to travel to the U.S. as
planned.
At Hope College, Tom Renner,
the public relations director,
complained that he has acquired
a "cauliflower ear" having to
respond to telephone inquiries
about the 19 Soviet students who
recently arrived there for their
first year in the United States.
Located in Holland, Mich., the
tiny liberal arts college
(enrollment 2,800) has one of the
most unusual Soviet exchange
programs in the country. As
many as 200 Russian students
apply for 20 corporate
scholarships each year.
The students, who must be
proficicni in English, did not
know one another before
boarding a plane for the United
States. The Russian newcomers
spent the first week with
American families in a
"Homestay" off-campus
program.
"There is much anxiety here,**
Renner said. "The students are
viewing this situation with a lot
of uncertainty. Of course there is
concern for their families, and
their fnture - now and in the
distant future."
A feeling of guarded relief
mixed with appreciation for the
outpouring of sympathy and
support from Americans spread
over the campus at news that the
coup had failed.
"I cannot believe how
supportive Americans have been
this week," says Rukavishnikov,
who was with his adopted family
during the tense hours of the
coup. "I was hoping they would
(be). People have met me
warmly and shared with me."
"I am scared," admitted Katya
Pokrovskya, a 19-year-old Hope
College student from Moscow,
on hearing that the coup was
crumbling. "I suspect that (the
coup) doesn't involve really
serious consequences now - but I
think a lot of people will still
suffer.
"Coup leaders will try to make
people quarrel among each other.
The KGB, in spite of this
collapse, still possess a lot of
power," she said. "It could be
very frightful."
Pokrovskya says she was
watching television when a
bulletin flashed on the screen.
She has since contacted her
parents, who attempted to
assuage her fears. "They say
everyone was calm," she
continued, "and that many
ordinary people are not involved.
They just walked by the
barricades."
The young Russian, who wants
to study British and American
history while at Hope College,
says that while Americans
should not interfere in the Soviet
Union's domestic problems, they
should "throw political and
financial support behind the
democratic movement"
It was a time of high anxiety
for Oleg Polakov, an articulate
computer student from
Leningrad, who also learned of
the troubles in his homeland by
television.
"You can imagine my feelings
when I heard Gorbachev was
overthrown," said Polakov, who
had difficulty reaching his
parents by telephone. "I really
thought there would be more
violence, but today. . . there is no
need to feel the same way. I am
much more cheered up."
Polakov said he admired the
way Boris Yeltsin conducted
himself during the coup. "He
will be even more popular
(now). He was the only leader
who was persistent in his desire
to continue opposing the coup.
He made a lot of efforts to fight
it."
"This (the coup) is different
than Russian history," Polakov
continued. "Usually, violence is
used against violence."
Anton Malygin, a 21 -year-old
Macalester College (St. Paul,
Minn.) junior is from Leningrad,
where he studied for two years at
Leningrad University before
deciding to pursue a degree in
economics in the United States.
He was eating breakfast when
his wife alerted him of the news
bulletin. Malygin says he had
ambivalent feelings: shock
mixed with "I knew it."
"I was not really surprised,"
says Malygin. "I knew the
situation was very tense and
could lead to a civil war very
easily. I just could not believe
the Communist Party would let
the democratic movement take
over power."
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Dr. Diane Reinhard addresses
faculty in welcome back speech
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Clarion University president
Dr. Diane L. Reinhard. officially
opened the fall semester on
Tuesday, August 27 in a
welcome-back address to faculty.
Dr. Reinhard delivered her
speech to faculty in the Hart
Chapel.
In her usual upbeat style the
second year president spoke of
her accomplishments during her
Reinhard began her term as the
14th president of Clarion
University was the bitter taste
left in the mouth of most
university employees by her
predecessor.
Nonetheless, all of this was
forgotten at the address as the
mood was relaxed and jovial.
Dr. Reinhard listed at the top
of her accomplishments three
main events.
Topping the list was last
spring's Strategic Planning/Goal
Setting Conference.
John F. Kuhn addresses the
new provost.
first year in office and
emphasized her interest in
continual improvement of
Clarion University.
President Reinhard also spoke
on the better attitudes and
understandings brought by
faculty and administrators to this
year's address, in comparison to
last year's speech.
Prior to the opening of the fall
semester 1990, a faculty strike
and a proposed hazardous waste
treatment center loomed in the
foreground.
Also present last year as Dr.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
faculty as Clarion University's
m
"This year's top challenge
remains to be the continuing
implementation and
development of the top 12 goals
developed at the conference."
Dr. Reinhard added, "All of the
goals, not only the top 12 are a
blue print for excellence that will
lead Clarion University into the
21st century.
Next on her list of "showcase"
events during her initial year at
Clarion was the highly
successful inauguration
weekend.
Held the last weekend in April,
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
President Reinhard addresses faculty in welcome-back
speech given in Hart Chapel.
the inauguration event drew
representatives from around the
county, and highlighted what
exactly Clarion University is.
"The success of last year's
inauguration showed exactly
what Clarion University can do
when we come together as a
team," Reinhard said. "I would
like to extend special thanks to
the Gredjas' for their
organization of the inaugural
weekend festivities."
Rounding out her top
accomplishments of her first
year, Dr. Reinhard spoke on her
many individual meetings with
faculty and staff at Clarion. She
also pledged to keep
communication lines open
between herself and the rest of
the university community.
"Building Our Future
Together" is this year's theme
for Clarion University.
According to Dr. Reinhard,"
We've set ambitious yet very
attainable goals for ourselves
this year, but I believe if we can
pull together and take a
collective responsible attitude,
all of our goals are reachable.
Also speaking at the faculty
address was the recently hired
university provost John F. Kuhn.
(See related story page 8)
Provost Kuhn spoke on his
appreciation at being named
provost, and pledged all of his
abilities to help Clarion
University reach its maximum
potential.
Kuhn spoke on the recent
accreditations that many of the
university's colleges and
programs have received.
Included among these are an
eight year reaccredidation that
the Associate of Science in
Nursing received. The
Department of Speech Pathology
and Audiology receiving
accreditation for its graduate
program from the American
Speech -Language- Hearing
Association, to list list a few.
Looking to his initial year as
Provost Kuhn announced his
plans for the 1991-92 school
year.
"The university plans to
continue work on the
reaccredidation processes of its
many programs."
Work will also be done to
integrate the use of technology
into the cirriculum, and work
will be done to increase the
representation of women and
minorities into the university
community.
An old friend, in a new
position was also introduced to
the faculty on this evening.
Ralph Watkins was introduced
under his new title by President
Reinhard. Watkins this summer,
assumed the newly created
position of Assistant to the
President for Social Equity.
Watkins and his department
will be responsible for
addressing several urgent issues
in the social equities area of
Clarion University.
"In dealing with social equity at
Clarion, my office will review
existing procedures and policies,
and hopefully take the initiative
in solving any problems that may
arise," said Watkins.
Watkins added, "Personal
understanding of, and sensitivity
and committment to social
equity activities will be our focus
in the coming months and
years."
The Clarion Call
wishes all Clarion
University students a
safe and happy fall
1991 semester.
Page 8 - The Clarion Call - 9-5-91
Watkins named Assistant to the
President for Social Equity
by Deanna Raulston
News Staff Writer
Former Director of Minority
Affairs, Ralph Watkins, was
recently named to the position of
Assistant to the President for
Social Equity.
Watkins will serve as a lay
member to President Diane L.
Reinhard's cabinet, acting as the
president's liason to state and
federal government agencies and
to the State System of Higher
Education (SSHE) on matters of
social equity. These matters
include coordinating activities to
achieve diversity among faculty,
administration and students.
According to President
Reinhard, Watkins "showed
Clarion University his leadership
abilities as Minority Affairs
director." Reinhard was pleased
with the progress made by
Watkins and hopes this progress
will extend into the new
position.
"We had some success in the
Office of Minority Affairs, but I
felt that it was time to move on,"
said Watkins. "This position
provides me with the opportunity
to make use of the full spectrum
of my skills. I like the challenge
of developing this program and
providing leadership in this area.
These are the basic reasons I
changed jobs."
Two of the goals of this new
position were outlined at the
Strategic Planning Conference.
These include number
one — creating a diverse student
administration and faculty
population and, number
two — creating a comprehensive
plan for recruitment and support
of students, administration and
faculty. President Reinhard
summarized these goals to say
that the Assistant to the President
for Social Equity at Clarion
University is working toward
"advocacy for diversity." This
means developing recruitment
plans for international and
minority students and
administration and faculty.
"Diversity breeds excellence.
Dr. Reinhard welcomes
students back to school
Welcome to Clarion University
and the 1991-92 academic year.
It is good to have you back on
campus and, if you are a new
student, we are very glad that
you have joined us. My thanks
to the Clarion Call for this
opportunity to share some of my
thoughts with you at the
beginning of this new year.
We have a busy year ahead of
us. The process of strategic
planning that we began last year
with your help will move into
the action planning phase. Just
as our goal setting activities
required student participation, so
will the development of
implementation plans for each of
our priority goals. In recognition
of our collective responsibility
for the growth of Clarion
University, I have chosen
"Building Our Future Together"
as this year's theme.
I look forward to learning your
views through formal
organizations such as Student
Senate and the President's
Student Advisory Board. I invite
you to share your ideas and
concerns with me in informal
meetings and conversations too.
In early November, we will
continue the tradition we started
last year of a Fall Convocation
for the entire university
community. I hope you will join
us as we explore the future of
academic affairs at Clarion
University. I have invited our
new Provost, John Kuhn, to
Clarion University President
deliver the address. In the
spring, we will celebrate the
completion of our student center
renovation with a special
"Showcase" event honoring the
accomplishments of our
students. In between, there will
be countless opportunities for
Public Affairs Photo
Dr. Diane Reinhard.
you to get involved in our
campus community. Just do it!
With your help, we will build a
future for Clarion University that
is responsive to your needs and
positioned to meet the challenges
of the future. Let's all work
together for a great year.
There is an organizational meeting for ALF
parade floats on Thursday, September 5th. The
meeting is scheduled for 6:30 p.m. in Harvey
Vending Area. Remember no more than two
organizations are permitted to work on a float
together. The date of the ALF parade is October
12, and the theme is Clarion County Proud and
Productive. If your organization would like to
build a float, please attend this meeting.
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This is a very appropriate
analogy about our programs,"
said Watkins.
The position of Director of
Minority Affairs has not been
authorized due to problems with
the budget.
Watkins is highly qualified for
this position. While residing in
Iowa, he served as Human
Rights Commissioner for the city
of Dubuque. He was also the
founder and president of the
Dubuque Chapter of the National
Association for the
Advancement of Colored People
(NAACP).
Ralph Watkins is named
Assistant to the President
for Social Equity.
Attention:
The Clarion Call is looking for writers,
typists and assistants. If interested,
contact the Call office at 226-2380.
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Russian citizens blame Gorbachev
for present unrest in soviet union
Compiled by Michelle Sporer
from the AP Service
International
News
Gorbachev Held Responsible
For Unrest
Mikhail Gorbachev was
condemned for his recent actions
in front of the Soviet Congress
of People's Deputies on Tuesday.
Boris Yeltsin accused Gorbachev
of being behind the aborted
coup. He also blamed
Gorbachev for his past policies
and for going too slow on
reforms. But he also says since
the coup, his confidence in
Gorbachev has improved.
Soviet Changes Continue
Yeltsin is trying to reassure
the other soviet republics that
Russia doesn't want a new
empire. The russian leader says
his republic wants only to be "an
equal among equals." The
Soviet Congress is debating a
radical reshaping of the union,
stripping down the central
government's power and
building up the republics.
Stop Abuse For Everyone
Inc. (S.A.F.E.) will be
holding an empowerment
support group for women
who are victims of emotional
abuse, substance abuse and
who experience self-esteem
issues. Come and share
problems, anxieties and learn
to resolve the conflicts in
your life in a positive
atmosphere. The empower-
ment group is open to any
woman and is free of charge.
The empowerment group
will be meeting on
Wednesday evenings.
Anyone interested in
attending this group should
contact Laurie at the SAFE
office at (814) 226-8481
before September 13.
National
Cheerleader- Hitman Case
Comes To A Close
A trial that has gripped Texas
is winding down in Houston.
Closing arguments are scheduled
in the so-called cheerleader-
hitman case. Wanda Holloway is
accused of trying to hire
someone to kill Verna Heath,
whose daughter was a cheer-
leading rival of Holloway's
daughter. Holloway admits she
talked about wanting Heath
dead, but insists she never meant
it.
Campus Crime Reports
Mandatory In Minnesota
Minnesota college officials are
unhappy about a federal
requirement to keep track of how
many violent crimes occur on
campus.
Critics say the statistics will
unduly alarm people about
certain schools and give a false
sense of security about others.
They also fear that some colleges
will try to "cook the numbers" to
make them look better.
The changes are the result of
the student right-to-know and a
campus security act which took
effect in July.
Minnesota colleges will
have to disclose those reports
starting September 1, 1992.
State
Chicago Man Pulled From
Beltzville Lake
The body of a Chicago man
has been pulled from Beltzville
Lake in the Beltzville State Park
near Leighton. State police at
Leighton say divers recovered
the body of 32-year old Juan
Hernandez late Monday
morning. Hernandez had been
boating Sunday.
Murderous Hairdresser
Stands Trial
A suburban Pittsburgh
hairdresser will stand trial for the
murder of a Washington D.C.
man, who was stabbed 36 times
on Christmas Eve and left in a
burning car.
Thirty-six year old Emmett
Fulford could face the death
penalty if convicted of killing
Jack Eidinger. Fulford was held
for court following a coroner's
inquest Tuesday.
Four-year Old Shot In
Face By Neighbor
Police say a four-year-old boy
standing in the street outside his
home in Philadelphia was shot in
the jaw late Monday night
Police say the shot that hit
Brandon Minnifield was fired by
a neighbor who was aiming at
three teenagers with whom he'd
been arguing.
Brandon is hospitalized in
good condition.
Library loan limit imposed
by Kelley Deep
News Staff Writer
Starting with the 1991-92 fall
semester, the campus library
imposed a loan limit of 20 items
per student Gerard B. McCabe,
Director of Libraries, explained
that since the integrated library
system has begun, the circulation
of materials has risen
dramatically. In the first year of
the program alone, material
borrowing increased 16%; and
each year since has increased at
a lower rate.
Also, this year the budget for
the library has declined.
Therefore, due to these two
issues, McCabe and the deans
council decided that in order to
provide more materials for the
students, the book limit would
need to be applied.
The loan limit will allow each
Clarion student to check out 20
books and each book may be
renewed only once. Any student
desiring a book that is checked
out may put in a request for it;
therefore, if a student has that
book and requests renewal, it
will be denied.
If more than 20 materials are
needed for emergencies
exceptions can be made.
McCabe commented, "Through
this project books will be
coming back faster and students
will have opportunities for new
material on the shelves."
"The new on-line catalog
provides a strong bibliographic
availability. However, the
students were always finding it
difficult to come across
materials," commented McCabe.
McCabe explained that this
program is for the students, "to
promote sharing."
Encouraging the students at
Clarion to read is the goal of the
library, and McCabe questions
how can they do that if all the
books are checked out and kept
out. Hopefully, this new
program will satisfy many of the
student complaints about
finding the books they need.
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Watkins named Assistant to the
President for Social Equity
by Deanna Raulston
News Staff Writer
Former Director of Minority
Affairs, Ralph Watkins, was
recently named to the position of
Assistant to the President for
Social Equity.
Watkins will serve as a lay
member to President Diane L.
Reinhard's cabinet, acting as the
president's liason to state and
federal government agencies and
to the State System of Higher
Education (SSHE) on matters of
social equity. These matters
include coordinating activities to
achieve diversity among faculty,
administration and students.
According to President
Reinhard, Watkins "showed
Clarion University his leadership
abilities as Minority Affairs
director." Reinhard was pleased
with the progress made by
Watkins and hopes this progress
will extend into the new
position.
"We had some success in the
Office of Minority Affairs, but I
felt that it was time to move on,"
said Watkins. "This position
provides me with the opportunity
to make use of the full spectrum
of my skills. I like the challenge
of developing this program and
providing leadership in this area.
These are the basic reasons I
changed jobs."
Two of the goals of this new
position were outlined at the
Strategic Planning Conference.
These include number
one — creating a diverse student
administration and faculty
population and, number
two — creating a comprehensive
plan for recruitment and support
of students, administration and
faculty. President Reinhard
summarized these goals to say
that the Assistant to the President
for Social Equity at Clarion
University is working toward
"advocacy for diversity." This
means developing recruitment
plans for international and
minority students and
administration and faculty.
"Diversity breeds excellence.
Dr. Reinhard welcomes
students back to school
Welcome to Clarion University
and the 1991-92 academic year.
It is good to have you back on
campus and, if you are a new
student, we are very glad that
you have joined us. My thanks
to the Clarion Call for this
opportunity to share some of my
thoughts with you at the
beginning of this new year.
We have a busy year ahead of
us. The process of strategic
planning that we began last year
with your help will move into
the action planning phase. Just
as our goal setting activities
required student participation, so
will the development of
implementation plans for each of
our priority goals. In recognition
of our collective responsibility
for the growth of Clarion
University, I have chosen
"Building Our Future Together"
as this year's theme.
I look forward to learning your
views through formal
organizations such as Student
Senate and the President's
Student Advisory Board. I invite
you to share your ideas and
concerns with me in informal
meetings and conversations too.
In early November, we will
continue the tradition we started
last year of a Fall Convocation
for the entire university
community. I hope you will join
us as we explore the future of
academic affairs at Clarion
University. I have invited our
new Provost, John Kuhn, to
Clarion University President
deliver the address. In the
spring, we will celebrate the
completion of our student center
renovation with a special
"Showcase" event honoring the
accomplishments of our
students. In between, there will
be countless opportunities for
Public Affairs Photo
Or. Diane Reinhard.
you to get involved in our
campus community. Just do it!
With your help, we will build a
future for Clarion University that
is responsive to your needs and
positioned to meet the challenges
of the future. Let's all work
together for a great year.
There is an organizational meeting for ALF
parade floats on Thursday, September 5th. The
meeting is scheduled for 6:30 p.m. in Harvey
Vending Area. Remember no more than two
organizations are permitted to work on a float
together. The date of the ALF parade is October
12, and the theme is Clarion County Proud and
Productive. If your organization would like to
build a float, please attend this meeting.
. «. ..^. ...jjl.u -i.. ; i » u.
This is a very appropriate
analogy about our programs,"
said Watkins.
The position of Director of
Minority Affairs has not been
authorized due to problems with
the budget.
Watkins is highly qualified for
this position. While residing in
Iowa, he served as Human
Rights Commissioner for the city
of Dubuque. He was also the
founder and president of the
Dubuque Chapter of the National
Association for the
Advancement of Colored People
(NAACP).
Ralph Watkins is named
Assistant to the President
for Social Equity.
Attention:
The Clarion Call is looking for writers,
typists and assistants. If interested,
contact the Call office at 226-2380.
Clarion - 226-7131
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SUBS & SALADS "ySlM.
For TWICE the meat, just say 'SUPER' ..add 1 .00 2.00
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for present unrest in soviet union
The Clarion Call - 9-5-91- Page 9
Compiled by Michelle Sporer
from the AP Service
International
News
Gorbachev Held Responsible
For Unrest
Mikhail Gorbachev was
condemned for his recent actions
in front of the Soviet Congress
of People's Deputies on Tuesday.
Boris Yeltsin accused Gorbachev
of being behind the aborted
coup. He also blamed
Gorbachev for his past policies
and for going too slow on
reforms. But he also says since
the coup, his confidence in
Gorbachev has improved.
Soviet Changes Continue
Yeltsin is trying to reassure
the other soviet republics that
Russia doesn't want a new
empire. Trie russian leader says
his republic wants only to be "an
equal among equals." The
Soviet Congress is debating a
radical reshaping of the union,
stripping down the central
government's power and
building up the republics.
Stop Abuse For Everyone
Inc. (S.A.F.E.) will be
holding an empowerment
support group for women
who are victims of emotional
abuse, substance abuse and
who experience self-esteem
issues. Come and share
problems, anxieties and learn
to resolve the conflicts in
your life in a positive
atmosphere. The empower-
ment group is open to any
woman and is free of charge.
The empowerment group
will be meeting on
Wednesday evenings.
Anyone interested in
attending this group should
contact Laurie at the SAFE
office at (814) 226-8481
before September 13.
National
Cheerleader- Hitman Case
Comes To A Close
A trial that has gripped Texas
is winding down in Houston.
Dosing arguments are scheduled
in the so-called cheerleader-
hitman case. Wanda Holloway is
accused of trying to hire
someone to kill Verna Heath,
whose daughter was a cheer-
leading rival of Holloway's
daughter. Holloway admits she
talked about wanting Heath
dead, but insists she never meant
it.
Campus Crime Reports
Mandatory In Minnesota
Minnesota college officials are
unhappy about a federal
requirement to keep track of how
many violent crimes occur on
campus.
Critics say the statistics will
unduly alarm people about
certain schools and give a false
sense of security about others.
They also fear that some colleges
will try to "cook the numbers" to
make them look better.
The changes are the result of
the student right-to-know and a
campus security act which took
effect in July.
Minnesota colleges will
have to disclose those reports
starting September 1, 1992.
State
Chicago Man Pulled From
Beltzville Lake
The body of a Chicago man
has been pulled from Beltzville
Lake in the Beltzville State Park
near Leighton. State police at
Leighton say divers recovered
the body of 32-year old Juan
Hernandez late Monday
morning. Hernandez had been
boating Sunday.
Murderous Hairdresser
Stands Trial
A suburban Pittsburgh
hairdresser will stand trial for the
murder of a Washington D.C.
man, who was stabbed 36 times
on Christmas Eve and left in a
burning car.
Thirty-six year old Emmett
Fulford could face the death
penalty if convicted of killing
Jack Eidinger. Fulford was held
for court following a coroner's
inquest Tuesday.
Four-year Old Shot In
Face By Neighbor
Police say a four-year-old boy
standing in the street outside his
home in Philadelphia was shot in
the jaw late Monday night
Police say the shot that hit
Brandon Minnifield was fired by
a neighbor who was aiming at
three teenagers with whom he'd
been arguing.
Brandon is hospitalized in
good condition.
Library loan limit imposed
by Keliey Deep
Hews Staff Writer
Starting with the 1991-92 fall
semester, the campus library
imposed a loan limit of 20 items
per student Gerard B. McCabe,
Director of Libraries, explained
that since the integrated library
system has begun, the circulation
of materials has risen
dramatically. In the first year of
the program alone, material
borrowing increased 16%; and
each year since has increased at
a lower rate.
Also, this year the budget for
the library has declined.
Therefore, due to these two
issues, McCabe and the deans
council decided that in order to
provide more materials for the
students, the bock limit would
need to be applied.
The loan limit will allow each
Clarion student to check out 20
books and each book may be
renewed only once. Any student
desiring a book that is checked
out may put in a request for it;
therefore, if a student has that
book and requests renewal, it
will be denied.
If more than 20 materials are
needed for emergencies
exceptions can be made.
McCabe commented, "Through
this project, books will be
coming back faster and students
will have opportunities for new
material on the shelves."
"The new on-line catalog
provides a strong bibliographic
availability. However, the
students were always finding it
difficult to come across
materials," commented McCabe.
McCabe explained that this
program is for the students, "to
promote sharing."
Encouraging the students at
Clarion to read is the goal of the
library, and McCabe questions
how can they do that if all the
books are checked out and kept
out. Hopefully, this new
program will satisfy many of the
student complaints about
finding the books they need.
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Flag is lowered for final time
on Clarion ROTC program
by Sharyl Shelhamer
News Staff Writer
A statement from the U.S.
Army in June 1990 announced
that the Clarion University of
Pennsylvania Golden Eagle
Battalion of the U.S. Army
Reserve Officer Training Corp
(ROTC) was to be deactivated
by September 1991. Its decision
was based upon the reduced need
for second lieutenants to fill the
ranks of a down-sized military
force and decreasing numbers of
commissioned officers at Clarion
University.
The "casing of the colors" took
place May 1. Originating in the
parking lot outside the ROTC
headquarters, the ceremony was
briefly interrupted and moved to
Tippin Gymnasium due to high
winds and heavy rains. There,
Col. Victor Bowser was able to
resume his presentation as
keynote speaker. The flag of the
Golden Eagle Battalion was
presented, rolled and cased
(covered) to be stored in the
event that the battalion might be
activated at a future date and the
colors restored.
With Major Ralph Italia as the
first Commander, the U.S. Army
ROTC was initially offered at
Clarion State College in the fall
of 1975 as an extension center of
Indiana University of
Pennsylvania. An application to
become a host institution was
submitted in 1976 by Clarion
College President, Clayton
Sommer. The permission was
received in January 1980 and in
a special ceremony on October
7, 1980 the colors were passed
from IUP to Clarion, signifying
the independence of the ROTC
unit.
Bowser became the acting
professor of military science the
same year. The first official
professor of that course was
LTC Jack Moore in April 1981.
Succeeding him in 1984, was
LTC Gordon Smith. LTC
Faulkner took command from
Smith in 1986.
At the ceremony, Major
Jeffrey Emory, assistant
professor of military science,
provided the welcome and
narrated during the ceremony.
The troops' formation was led by
the final cadet battalion
commander Cdt/LTC Brian
Wilson of Gettysburg.
In Bowser's address he noted,
"I was here for the activation
ceremony and now the
deactivation ceremony." As
appropriately added by Lt. Col.
Ronald Faulkner, professor of
military science and commander
of ROTC, "My special hope is
that this closing reflects a real
and dramatic change among
nations that means peace."
Adding, "Clarion is a superior
institution."
Presentations at the ceremony
were made by Col. George
McCrea, Lt. Col. Faulkner, and
MSG Gene Lindsey. McCrea,
commander of the third ROTC
brigade, presented Faulkner with
the Meritorious Service Medal.
Faulkner and Lindsey presented
plaques to various organizations
Clarion Call File Photo
Major Emery and Col. Faulkner bid a final farewell to
Clarion's ROTC program.
off campus and several campus Special thanks were also
officials for their support of the extended to Dr. Charles Leach,
program during its existence.
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New provost brings innovative
News ideas to Clarion University
by Toni Ross and
Deanna Raulston
News Staff Writers
18- Year-Old College
Student Publishes Novel
(CPS) - If there was a lot of
noise in Lorri Hewett's
dormitory one morning last
November, she's the one to
blame.
She ran down the halls of
Emory University's Hopkins
Hall screaming, "I got
published!" after the news came
that Holloway House in Los
Angeles, California, accepted her
novel "Coming of Age" for
release.
The achievement defies
conventional wisdom in the
publishing industry because
college students rarely get novels
published — that's for seasoned
writers; their roads to success
paved by rejection slips.
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Budget Crisis Could Force
University of California To
Reject Students
(CPS) - In-state students may
have a harder time getting into
the nine-campus University of
California system in the future,
system President David Gardner
told the Sacramento Press Club.
Gardner said California
campuses may soon have to start
admitting more out-of-state
students, who pay higher tuition,
to help make up for the $295
million budget cut the system
took this year.
"We will take care of the
student we have admitted for the
autumn year of 1991," Gardner
said. "But all bets are off after
that."
Fraternity Members
Sentenced For Hazing
(CPS) - A hazing incident that
occurred at the University of
Texas has resulted in jail
sentences for three members of
the Sigma Nu fraternity.
Matthew Dennis and
Christopher Temple were each
sentenced to thirty days in jail,
while Richard Asel was
sentenced to 15 days in jail. A
fourth fraternity member, Todd
Bowden received a $500 fine
and a probationary sentence.
The fraternity members were
accused of beating Mark
Sanders, a pledge, with a paddle
so severely that Sanders' lower
spine was fractured.
Overweight Cheerleader
Dismissed From Squad
(CPS) - A University of
Connecticut cheerleader has filed
a sexual discrimination
complaint after officials
dismissed her from the squad for
weighing 130 pounds, 5 pounds
over the squad's limit.
Michelle Budnick, 21, told the
Associated Press that, "It's
absolutely ridiculous. You
should be judged on your ability
and not how much you weigh."
Beer Restricted At Football
Gaines
(CPS) - Colorado State
University officials have decided
that beer will continue to flow at
Hughes Stadium; however, it
will be a little less than before.
On its decision to continue
selling beer, the University
placed some restrictions on sales,
including sales will stop at
halftime, and a person can only
buy one beer at half time.
The question of whether to sell
beer in the stadium emerged
after the school experienced
problems with fans drinking at
football games.
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by Michele Piccirillo
News Staff Writer
Dr. John F. Kuhn recently
assumed the position of Provost
and Academic Vice President at
Clarion University. Kuhn
fulfilled the office on July 22,
taking over for Interim Provost
and Academic Vice President,
Dr. Helen Lepke.
Dr. Kuhn joins the Clarion
staff after holding the Vice
President for Academic
Administration and Planning
Office at Northern Michigan
University in Marquette for 25
years.
"I was interested in looking for
a position that allowed me the
opportunity to practice some of
the things I think about
leadership and academic affairs,"
he said. "I spent six years in
central management and this
position gives me the
opportunity to move and to do
something new. I want the
opportunity to work directly with
others in making decisions and
see if those decisions can
strengthen teaching and
learning."
Dr. Kuhn brings enthusiasm
and new ideas to Clarion.
"As a provost, I have two ways
of looking at management," he
said. "The administration should
handle practical details so that
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together to help with decisions."
"I am interested in working
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Through management resources
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Dr. Kuhn received his
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Job market has dismal outlook
for graduating college students
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(CPS) Jim Kutsko had it
figured out. He planned to nail
down a dream job in marketing
or public relations during his
senior year, settle into the
working world after graduation
and get on with the rest of his
life.
He was wrong.
Months after graduating from
the University of Colorado, he
still had not found full-time work
in the recession-weakened
economy.
"It's just been real tough all
around," Kutsko says of the
bleak job prospects. "It really
gets scary. You have nothing to
fall back on."
So he decided it was time to
take his quest for employment to
the streets. He advertised his
skills from the side of an 18-
wheeler which traveled halfway
across the United States during
the month of August.
"Hire yourself an experienced
marketing graduate available
now," proclaimed the 8-foot by
20-foot ad, which also had a
giant photo of Kutsko, his name
and telephone number.
Kutsko *s approach may be
unusual, but he is not alone in
his search for a full-time job.
Thousands of other well-
qualified graduates are facing the
same problem: looking for
something - anything - related to
their fields in a depressed
economy.
The summer has been a long,
dry one for many 1991
graduates, and the picture
doesn't look much brighter for
students who plan to graduate in
1992.
Employers who were worried
about the downturn in the
economy have put hiring plans
on hold, reducing the number of
jobs available. Employers also
have been more cautious in
salary offers tc^rQcent graduates,
the College Placement Council
reported in its July survey of job
prospects.
The council said recent,
optimistic predictions about the
economy haven't helped 1991
graduates yet Federal Reserve
Chairman Alan Greenspan
declared that the recession
bottomed out in the second
quarter of 1991.
"There are very few jobs
open," said Dawn Oberman,
statistical services specialist with
the council. She said graduates
are reassessing their options and
taking part-time jobs, jobs in
unrelated fields, relocating to
where the jobs exist and
accepting lower salaries.
Some graduates are finding
that they can't afford to be
particular. "Not everybody has
the option to move back home
and take a part-time job," she
said.
Oberman points out that more
seniors will be graduating during
the coming school year, which
means that 1991 graduates who
don't find jobs soon will be
competing in a larger pool of
applicants.
And despite optimistic
predictions from economists,
Oberman said employers aren't
likely to suddenly start hiring in
coming months.
"The picture just isn't that
great yet," she said. "Any
economic recovery that occurs
will have to take place first, and
the jobs will follow."
Barbara Hayes, a
spokeswoman for Hewlett-
Packard, said about SO percent of
the electronics firm's new hires
are college graduates.
"We've drastically cut back,"
she said. Recruiters for Hewlett-
Packard, which has 57,000
employers in the United States
and 91,500 worldwide, were not
visiting as many colleges and the
number of student interviews
scheduled has been sharply
reduced.
Kutsko said he interviewed
with various companies during
his senior year with no success.
So he decided to resort to
guerrilla tactics, which included
shelling out almost $1,000 for
the advertising blitz. The truck
was dispatched July 31 from
Akron and will travel 2,000
miles before it reaches its final
destination in Los Angeles.
Somewhere along the way, the
right person might see the ad and
be impressed by his creativity.
In the meantime, he works as a
Sigma Chi fraternity
honored with award
by Kelley Mahoney
Assistant News Editor
After a year of preparation and
dedication, our Sigma Chi
fraternity pulled together this
year to meet the requirements
needed to win the Peterson
Significant Chapter Award. This
1 honor is the highest award given
to a Sigma Chi Chapter showing
strong brotherhood bonding in
order to win. "We really pulled
together this time," said
spokesperson of Sigma Chi, Jim
Parker. "It shows how strong the
greek system is."
The strict and detailed criteria
includes categories of
scholarship, financing, housing,
fraternity activities, public
relations, campus activities,
leadership, alumni relations,
faculty relations, alcohol and
drug awareness within the
campus and personal
responsibility. Each category
has to be perfected for an
individual chapter in order to
win the award. "Since 1978,"
Parker explains, "this is the first
time everything has come
together flawlessly."
Winning such an award also
breaks the stereotypical
fraternity "bad boy" image and
shows a special bonding within
the fraternities. "By winning
this award," Parker
continues, "we have shown
strong brotherhood and have
broken away from the animal
house stereotyping a lot of
people have toward fraternities."
The Sigma Chi's are planning for
a year of hard work in order to
continue to bring the award to
Clarion. "We want to go
higher," Parker states. "It's a
building block and we become
stronger every year."
Upon receiving the award, the
brothers dedicated the Peterson
in memory of David L. Smith
and Charles J. Shank; two fellow
brothers who are no longer with
them today.
temporary in a job agency. His
decision reflects the dilemma in
which other graduates have
found themselves - being far
overqualified for the jobs they
are seeking.
"Our expectations were
brought way down. A lot of
people took what they could
find," said Veronica Aldana, who
finished her undergraduate work
at Barnard College last spring.
"Mainly you have to use your
connections."
Jobs are available to recent
graduates, but they are scarce
and the pay is considerably
lower, she said. Companies that
are still recruiting on campuses
are hiring fewer graduates.
"It's awful," she said. "I
recruited for a year and they
weren't hiring any B.A.'s.
They're offering internships to
people with master's degrees.
It's really competitive now."
The Council of Graduate
Schools reports a 10 percent to
15 percent increase in the
number of applications in the last
two years, compared with an
average annual increase of about
2 percent.
••We've seen a fairly dramatic
increase in graduate admissions
applications," said Peter
Syverson, director of
information services for the
council.
The depressed economy is a
definite factor, he said, but not
all of the applicants are recent
graduates who decided to go for
their master's degrees because
they can't find jobs. Many are
older graduates who are seeking
master's degrees for job
insurance.
"In an uncertain economy,
people at mid-career arc going to
go back to school to get a
master's degree," he said. "It
makes a lot of sense."
Applications to take the
Graduate Record Examination
have increased about 8 percent in
the last couple of years, said
Charlotte Kuh, executive
director of the testing service for
graduate admission.
Not all of the increase is
attributable to the employment
problems experienced by recent
graduates, she said. Some
applicants are people who have
been working for a few years
and want to earn a master's
degree to change careers or get
better jobs.
"Going back to school is a very
nice way to change your line of
work," she says.
Victor Linquist, director of
placement services , at
Northwestern University, who
writes an annual report of
employment trends for college
graduates, has said that 1990-91
was "the worst student job
market in 30 years."
Some schools have come up
with innovative ways to help
jobless graduates.
George Washington University
in Washington, D.C., decided to
cut tuition in half for May 1991
graduates who wanted to pursue
master's degrees full time in
certain liberal arts fields. The
offer means a 50 percent
reduction in the $490 per credit
hour cost of a graduate
education.
In addition to helping the
students, the offer also helps the
university. The program
brings additional tuition dollars
to the school.
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gear on, immaculate white shoes
and a brand new Liz Claiborne
purse in my favorite color,
fuschia, I felt I was ready to
tackle higher education. Little
did I know I was in for a rude
awakening. While I wandered
aimlessly around the campus,
people in sloppy sweats and
boxers just stared at me, as if
there was a "Stare at the
Freshman" sign on my back.
I returned back to my square,
dusty "residence hall" to find my
roommate with her own campus
map and Clarion gear, ready to
go on her own little tour. "Don't
bother," I said. "It's scary out
there." Now that I have been a
freshman for one and a half
weeks, I think I'm ready to give
some pointers to those freshmen
who don't catch on too quickly.
#1. Girls lose the purses, guys
lose the class rings. Both are
very passe and no matter how
much they cost, they aren't
going to impress any college
perspectives.
#2. Make sure that all your
clothing has at least one hole in
it, and if it smells like beer, more
power to you.
#3. Let me point out that there
is a cool side and a nerd side to
the cafeteria. Find out to which
one you belong and stay there.
Don't fraternize, it could be
embarrassing.
Fellow freshman please take
my advice. It could save your
academic (social) career.
A DAY IN THE LIFE...
by Janet Lindeman
Features Staff Writer
Every college student has gone
through it: the first day as a
freshman. Whether it was three
years ago or three days ago,
every person can probably
remember how he felt that first
terrifying day. Do you recall the
ritual you went through for every
new class?
First, you had to Tind the
classroom. You walked into the
building and down the halls
looking at every class number to
find the right room and you were
sure that everyone you walked
by was laughing at you. Then,
when you finally found the
room, you walked into the class
that was full of unknown faces,
sat down in a chair and prayed
that you were in the right class.
Next, the professor walked in
the room and passed out a
syllabus which outlined the
course. You read through it in
class and the professor explained
everything that was expected to
be done. When the class was
finally over, you had a headache
thinking about all the work you
were expected to do and you
realized that you had more
classes than just that one to
worry about
The day continued in the same
fashion until classes were finally
over. Then you had to wait in
line for books at the bookstore.
After a couple of hours your feet
were sore and you wanted to to
go back to your room and relax.
You could not wait.
When you went back to your
room, you realized that you did
not know many people that you
could socialize with and you had
nothing to do besides study. So
you sat down at your desk,
opened your books and read
words you did not even
comprehend.
Finally, the time came to go to
bed. You crawled under the
covers and tried to relax, but all
you could think about was the
next day. Tomorrow. A day you
knew would be exactly like that
first day. And you prayed for the
day when you would not be a
freshman anymore.
Don* t miss the movie "Dances With
Wolves"
September 5th and 8th at the Hart Chapel
8:00 PM Free to Students
Happening. .
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Sept 6 Dance Band sponsored bv Minority
Affairs, (Chap), 10 pm.
UAB Bedrock featuring "Sam
Simon"
(HVA), 7:30 pm.
Sept 7 Family Day
Football vs. Fairmont 2 pm.
Family Day Concert (Chap) 7:30
pm.
Cross Country at St. Bonaventure.
Bookstore open extended hours,
10 am- 6 pm.
Tennis Blue/Gold Meet, 10:30 am.
Sept 9 Credit/No Record begins,
(Registrar's Office), 10 am.
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Sept 13 Bob Goldthwait, Fulton Theater,
8:00 pm.
Sept IS Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers
with special guest Chris Whitley
Star Lake Amphitheatre, 8:00 pm.
Sept 29 Smokey Robinson, Star Lake
Amphitheatre, 8:00 pm.
Oct 12 The Day '91, featuring My Ion and
Broken Heart and DeGarmo and
Key among others. Star Lake
Amphitheatre, noon.
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A LOOK AT WHAT THIS WEEKEND'S FAMILY DAY HAS TO OFFER
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Features Stuff Writer
It's that time of year when each
student's family invades the
Clarion campus. The annual
"Family Day" will be held on
Saturday, September 7th.
Family Day gives relatives the
opportunity to tour the campus,
meet newly found friends, and of
course, sec the new living
quarters of their son or daughter.
To commemorate the event,
the members of the Clarion
University music department
will perform their traditional
concert for the families at 7:30
pm in Marwick Boyd.
The University Book Center
will have special extended hours
on Saturday, remaining open
from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. And, be
sure to take your family to the
Clarion vs. Fairmont football
game at 2:00 p.m.
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Clarion University's Department of Music faculty members will present their annual Family Day concert on September 7 at
7:30 p.m. In Hart Chapel.
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OPPORTUNITIES FOR OVERALL PUBLIC RELATIONS EXPERIENCE
by Gara L. Smith
Features Staff Writer
With a new name and an
enthusiastic attitude, Student
Alumni Ambassadors Spirit,
(formerly Student Alumni
Association) begins the new
semester with bright ideas and
eager members. SAAS is
dedicated to the betterment of
Clarion University, its students,
faculty and the university
community. By being an active
member of SAAS you can
participate in various activities
such as Alumni Reception for
the Autumn Leaf Festival, Get
Well Card Program and the
Commemorative Wall Project
In the Student Alumni
Ambassadors Spirit you can gain
experience in program
development in areas such as
alumni and public relations,
publications and development.
You can get to know alumni who
are excellent sources for career
opportunities, form lasting
friendships with other students
and provide a valuable service to
Clarion University.
The line-up of executive
officers for the group includes
Lynne Brubaker, president;
Angie Curry, vice president;
Stephanie Kurlej, vice president
of Finance; Sally Stornes, vice
president of recruitment; Amy
Blews, vice president of public
relations; and Heather Kichko,
recording secretary.
Membership in the SAAS is
open to any undergraduate or
graduate student at Clarion
University. Each member needs
to spend at least one hour per
week in the alumni office, attend
three consecutive meetings per
semester, and simply be willing
to participate in planned
activities. Anyone interested in
becoming involved is welcome
to stop by the Alumni House for
details.
Kevin Beamon
Junior, Communication
"Asking everyone how their summer was."
Stacy Iezzi
Junior, Elementary Education
"To graduate someday."
Tim Callen
Senior, Marketing
"This booming metropolis."
Clarion International
Association Invites Everyone
To The First International
Night
Friday, September 13
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"The UI, Roost, Loomis and 5th Ave."
Dave Pae
Sophomore, Undecided
"Seeing everbody again."
Karla Sherbine
Freshman, Accounting
"The atmosphere. A fresh start."
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The "freshmen fifteen": fact or fallicy
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Stress can cause people to do
amazing and unheard of things:
lift a burning car, shoot a
marauder, or eat a large pizza
with everything. Some would
say that the atmosphere of
college, which has been found to
induce levels of anxiety
comparable to having your
wisdom teem yanked from your
jaws or being forced to model
your bathing suit after Christmas
dinner, could cause a person to
drive off the proverbial brink of
sanity, and head toward each
drive-thru of every fast food spot
which exists in the Clarion area.
This same group of anonymous
people have perpetrated the
hideous gossip that many
freshmen are likely to pack more
pounds per pair of jeans by the
remainder of the semester. Thus,
the "freshman fifteen" scare
continues to run rampant through
campuses across America as
freshmen everywhere are asking
themselves the same question:
"Will I be asked to be the next
impersonator of the Sta-Puff
Marshrp^Ic/w Man if they ever
maice "Ghostbusters 3?"
But perhaps this rumor is much
ado about nothing as I haven't
seen a run on toga parties lately.
(Sure, they're probably fun in
and of themselves but they also
make everyone's body look
statuesque. And that could be a
bonus. After all, when was the
last time you heard the Statue of
Liberty complain about her
"cottage cheese thighs"?) Nor
have I seen anyone ordering
pizza or subs night upon night
under an assumed name. I'm
sure that the Domino's delivery
person would assert any
suspicions he might have about
Steve Martin living in Becht or
Cher residing in Ballentine. I
also have seen no shady dealings
between dorm resident and
vending machine personnel.
You know, sort of a desperate
version of "Let's Make a Deal"
where a frenzied individual
offers a roll of quarters in
exchange for a crate of tasty
looking snickers.
So could it really be true that
all this hearsay is a hoax, that
unsuspecting and impressionable
freshmen have been led down
the primrose path of deceit only
to find non-existent images of
overstuffed subs filling their
minds but not their bodies? This
could be. But let us not overlook
some basic facts. For some,
going away to college is like
winning the consolation prize of
life. "Thanks for playing, but
we're now going to drag you
away from all the security, and
love, not to mention free laundry
service you've received for the
past 17 to 18 years and stick you
in a strange place with strange
people and feed you sometimes
unidentifiable food. It's like
winning a free toaster instead of
a trip to the Bahamas. And often
times it's enough to drive a
person to drink. In the case of
the college student, alcohol quite
often plays a fattening factor in
the amount of weight gained.
Let's face it, beer is not exactly
on the "Weight Watcher's" easy
diet plan. And even if alcohol
doesn't float your boat, just the
everyday munch ies can make a
dent in what you consider to be
your perfect size, not to mention
the scale as you hurl it against
the wall in disgust.
But looking at the big picture,
I've got to say that the
"freshman fifteen" is probably
not as much of a threat as it's
cracked up to be. After all, there
are probably just as many
moments in high school
crammed with junk food runs
and late night binges as there are
in college. So just relax, have as
much fun as you can getting
adjusted — even treat yourself to
a pizza. And if you do take an
assumed name over the phone
when you order just remember to
look the delivery man straight in
the eye and answer in the
affirmative when he comes to the
door asking if this is Paul
Simon's residence.
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SOWS SEEDS OF SONG
by Debra J. Weinheimer
Features Staff Writer
Ralston Field was rocking to
more than just the normal sounds
of students adjusting to college
life again last week. On
Thursday, August 29th, Ripe
Harvest supplied the music for
the first free Welcome Back
Concert and Picnic sponsored by
Koinonia Christian Fellowship.
Ripe Harvest chose a wide
variety of music styles to play on
their first visit to Clarion — from
50's to pop. The Oil City band
has been together for five years
and displayed their talents,
entertaining the crowd from 6:30
pm until dark.
Ken Hall, songwriter, lead
vocalist, and keyboard player
spoke openly of his love for
music and didn't shy away from
his love for God.
"I like to put an emphasis on
scripture in my lyrics," Hall said,
"I sing about truth and if I didn't,
I wouldn't care so much."
Ripe Harvest gets its name
from the Bible: Matthew 9:37,
in which Jesus challenges His
disciples saying, 'The harvest is
ripe but the workers are few."
Hall commented, "God's people
are out there. Some of them just
don't know it yet."
Hall was accompanied by his
wife on vocals and Dave Boocks
on guitar. The band's bass
player and drummer were unable
to attend.
The crowd, however, didn't
seem to mind their absence or
Hall's hard-hitting lyrics. Those
who attended relaxed on the
lawn, listened to the tunes and
enjoyed the free hot dogs and
drinks.
A band similar to Ripe
Harvest plays at Monday Night
Live on Mondays at 7:30 pm in
the basement of Harvey Hall,
another Koinonia activity.
photo courtesy of Public Affairs
Dr. Delorese Ambrose who is nationally known, will be the
keynote speaker at the Clarion University Student
Leadership Conference.
Leadership conference
planned to aid student
organizational execs
Power. Control. Most people
love the thought of having both.
But when it comes down to
being a leader, many shy away
from the responsibility, uncertain
of how to handle the many facets
which make up the leadership
role. To aid university students
in their leadership ventures, the
office of Greek Life and Special
Activity Programs is sponsoring
a leadership conference on
September 20-21 in Carter
Auditorium, featuring nationally
known lecturer Dr. Delorese
Ambrose.
The conference, with the
theme "Leadership: From
Dream to Reality," will carry
four program tracks including:
building a better organization,
fraternity/sorority issues,
residence life/hall council issues
and social/development issues.
Through a series of brief
lectures, group exercises and
discussions, the students will
explore several leadership
concepts and ways to apply each
to their present situation.
Ambrose, author of
"Leadership: The Journey
Inward," specializes in leader
development and organizational
change. She received her Ph.D.
in education from Columbia
University and is a certified
negotiation trainer. She serves
as an adjunct professor of
management at Carnegie Mellon
University, teaching graduate
management courses, and
develops and teaches classes in
leadership and change
management for CMU's Senior
Executive Program. She is also
a principal person in the
consulting firm of Delorese
Ambrose and Associates.
Registration forms for the
conference have been mailed to
student organizations, and are
available throughout campus on
bulletin boards and at 114
Harvey Hall.
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Saturday Night
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By Mark Dressier
Features Staff Writer
Check out the following new
releases from Vidmark
Entertainment on your VCR this
fall.
THE SHADOW RIDERS is a
comedy in the tradition of ol'
time westerns. Two brothers,
one a Yankee, and the other a
Rebel, return home to Texas
following the Civil War. Upon
their arrival, the men learn that
Rebel guerrillas have kidnapped
their sisters. The men break
their uncle, Black Jack, out of
jail, and the trio sets off to find
and rescue the women before
they are sold to a Mexican
brothel.
The film stars Tom Seiieck
("Magnum P.I."), Sam Elliott
(Mask) Katharine Ross (The
Graduate), and Ben Johnson
(The Last Picture Show).
(release date: August 7, rated:
PG)
BLUE TORNADO begins as
starfighter pilots on a test
mission are blinded by a
dazzling light on a mountainside;
one pilot crashes and disappears.
The flight leader is debriefed,
but the inquiry is shelved. The
flight leader teams with a NATO
researcher, and the two probe
into the secrets and mysteries of
the forbidden mountain.
Starring in the film are Dirk
Benedict ("The A-Team"), Patsy
Kensit (Lethal Weapon II), Ted
McGinley (Revenge of the
Nerds), and David Warner (The
Omen).
(release date: August 7, rated:
PG-13)
CODE NAME: DANCER is
an exciting adventure film filled
with politics, lust, and
deceptions. Kate Capshaw stars
as a retired CIA agent. She has
built a new life for herself, and
no one, not even her husband,
knows of her secret past. Her
life is put into jeopardy as she is
called out of retirement to help
her old partner, whom only she
can save. As events unfold, she
'earns that she is only being used
as a pawn in a lethal game of
international espionage.
The film also stars Jeroen
Krabbe (Crossing Delancy),
Gregory Sierra (Unspeakable
Acts), and Cliff DeYoung (F/X).
(release date: August 21,
rated: Mature)
ANOTHER PAIR OF ACES:
THREE OF A KIND is a wild
action/adventure film that
catches Texas Ranger, "Rip"
Metcalf, and conman Billy Roy
Baker in a web of police
corruption. Accompanied by a
gorgeous FBI agent, the three
stand together to clear another
ranger of murder. With the
situation already complicated,
stakes are raised and
temperatures soar as romance
sparks for our heroes.
(Rating: Extremely Mature)
LA FEMME NIKITA is a
romantic thriller about a
reformed junkie, and the
romance that if pursued, could
prove to be fatal. Nikita, a
desperate junkie, shoots and kills
a policeman while breaking into
a drug store. She is found guilty
for the murder and is sentenced
to death, but is given a second
chance by striking an
inescapable bargain with the
state. With a new identity,
Nikita executes her assignments
as a government assassin with
cold efficiency. However, she is
put in charge of her own destiny
when her new love conflicts with
her latest, and most vital hit. Her
decision could mean her life.
The film stars Anne Parillaud
(H'otel de la Plage), Jeanne
Moreau (Diary of a
Chambermaid), Jean-Hughes
Anglade (Dangerous Moves),
and Tcheky Karyo (Vincent et
Moi).
(release date: September 4,
rated: R)
NIGHT OF THE WARRIOR
stars Lorenzo Lamas as Miles
Keane, who wants nothing more
in life. than to be a professional
photographer and run his classy
night club with his mother.
Lynch (Anthony Geary), who
had Miles fight for him earlier, is
threatened by a powerful Korean
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities Office
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
THURSDAY 9-5
* UAB Movie "Dances with
Wolves "
(Chapel) 8pm
• Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Lobby)
8am - 4pm
SUNDAY 9-8
* UAB Movie "Dances with
Wolves *
(Chapel) 8pm
* Clarion University Day
at the Clarion Mall
2pm
WEDNESDAY 9-11
"Hot Rock 640am WCCB
will begin
broadcasting
6am - midnight daily
* Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Loddy)
8am - 4pm
gangster, wftd wants to put up
his Thai martial arts champion
against Miles. Miles refuses,
and sends Lynch on a violent
rampage. To make his point,
Lynch hurts everyone associated
with Miles, and will continue to
do so until Miles fights.
The film also stars Arlene Dahl
(Journey to the Center of the
Earth), and Kathleen Kinmont
(Halloween IV).
(release date: September 18,
rated: R)
FRIDAY 9-6
* V-Ball at Ashland Classic
* Dance Band Sponsored
by Minority Affairs
(Chapel) 10pm
* UAB Bedrock featuring
"Sam Simon"
(Harvey Hall)
7:30pm
*Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Lobby)
8am - 4pm
9-7
MONDAY 9-9
* Credit \No Record begins
(Registrar's Office)
* Golf vs. Gannon
* Homecoming Float
Meeting (Harvey
Hall) 6:30pm
* Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Loddy)
8am - 4pm
SATURDAY
* FAMILY DAY
*Tennis Blue \ Gold Meet
10:30am
* Football vs. Fairmont 2pm
* V-Ball at Ashland Classic
* Family Day Concert
(Chapel) 7:30pm
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
* Book Center extended
hours 10am- 6pm
* X- Country at
St. Bonaventure
TUESDAY 9-10
* Athletic Time-Out
Luncheon
* V-Ball vs. IUP 7pm
* Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Loddy)
8am - 4pm
THURSDAY 9-12
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
* Intramural Roster due
(M. & W. flag
football)
* Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Loddy)
8am - 4pm
FRIDAY 9-13
* V-Ball Clarion Classic
* CIA International Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
* Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Loddy)
8am - 4pm
finds and kills his daughter's
attacker. A strongly ethical,
young lawyer uses a brilliant
strategy and as a defense, puts
the law on trial.
The film stars Robert Preston
(Victor, Victoria), Beau Bridges
(The Fabulous Baker Boys), Mel
Ferrer (Robocop), Burgess
Meredith (Rocky), and Anthony
Newley (Oliver Twist).
(release date: September 18,
rated: Mature)
OUTRAGE is a tense and
suspenseful courtroom drama
where Dennis Riordan is put on
trial along with the law. After
Riordan 's daughter is raped and
murdered, a legal loophole sets
her murderer free. Taking the
law into his own hands, Riordan
A FAMILY MATTER is a
romantic comedy filled with
love, hate, murder, revenge, and
a plot line with many surprising
twists. Nancy, a twelve-year old
girl, watches as her father is
killed and her mother is raped.
She and her mother are then
befriended by Latella, the mafia
boss of New York, whose life
was saved by Nancy's father.
The two are sent to Sicily to live,
where Nancy grows into a
beautiful young woman. While
in Sicily, she falls in love, but is
also visited by another tragedy
when her mother is accidentally
shot and killed. She returns to
America and at the wedding
reception Nancy receives a note
that reads: "You married the
man who killed your father."
She must chose between love
and vengeance.
The film stars Eric Roberts
(Runaway Train), Eli Wallach
(The Two Jakes), Carol Alt (Bye
Bye Baby), Burt Young (Rocky
IV), and Nick Mancuso
(Heartbreakers).
(release date: October 2, rated:
Pending)
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ARIES - March 21/April 20
Changes taking place at home, and
changing trends in partnerships, are
for the better; in fact, whatever
changes are going on around you
now will be good. It's a nice time,
too, for applying for official posi-
tions. Anything related to official-
dom benefits from a combination of
solar and Uranian influences.
TAURUS • April 2t/May 21
Saturday sees you slightly under par,
but it will soon pass. You won't be
anticipating what takes place this
week, but you should certainly wel-
come it. Someone puts a golden
opportunity your way now. You're
sometimes reluctant to try new
things, but it would be a mistake to
shy away from them now.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
For those of you who do any selling,
it's a time to put what's new on the
market. For those seeking employ-
ment, it's a time to go after what will
bring you new skills and experience
in unfamiliar areas of activity. Minor
problems with gums or teeth need
professional attention; don't delay,
or things could get worse.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
This should be a thrilling week for
those of you who are in love or look-
ing for romance. And, for those of
you engaged in creative work, it will
be an inspirational time, a period
when you surpass yourself in origi-
nality.
LEO - July 23/August 23
You'll have no trouble handling
business affairs — the financial out-
look is especially bright now. In
other respects, it's a time for sticking
to the usual everyday routine. This
may be a rather boring phase, but at
least it will be a trouble-free one.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
You can't go wrong during this
favorable spell. You have a clear
road ahead of you, so step out
briskly. You'll get out of the week
what you put into it, so exercise your
driving force to full capacity. It's
not, however, a good week to begin
a new romance.
LIBRA - September 23/Oct 23
You don't usually enjoy being alone,
but at this time you'll .welcome the
fact that you're being left in peace to
get on with what you must do on
your own. Free of interruptions, you
can collect your thoughts and reach
the right decisions about matters on
your mind. Make money matters the
chief focus of attention now.
SCORPIO - October 24/Nov 22
Good news reaches you from vari-
ous sources, so you'll have much
more incentive for tackling all you
have to do now. Social invitations
will be the ones you're really happy
to accept. It's a very good week for
dealing with work which requires
much analytical effort.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21
Although matters at hand won't
reach their final stage, you'll be very
pleased with the progress they are
making. This week's events give you
a preview of the eventual outcome
of the things you're working on, so
you can take it for granted that what
you're striving for will be achieved
in due time.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
You'll be full of optimism this week
and it will be justified. In fact, this is
an exceptionally good period for tak-
ing chances and yielding to ambi-
tious impulses. Line up business
appointments, social dates, or make
future travel bookings.
AQUARIUS - January 21/Feb 18
Your workload may not be any
lighter, but you'll get through it
more easily and the atmosphere in
your working surroundings will be
free from tension. From a business
standpoint, this is a period when you
can easily reach agreements with
your coworkers or others. It's a nice
time for occupying yourself with a
hobby, especially one which serves a
practical purpose.
PISCES - February 19/March 20
High cosmic energy makes this a
week which favors the speculator or
investor; if you're handling stocks
and shares your judgement will be
good. It is easy to influence other
people, especially those near and
dear to you.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months:
As far as success and happiness are
concerned, the planets will aid and
abet your efforts to add to both. In
fact, you may be so inspired in the
next twelve months that you won't
know what hit you! ideas and plans
simply flow from you, but you will
need to be practical about them as
well. Generally, the forthcoming year
could be one in which you leam to
translate your thoughts into reality.
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Tim fogarty promises to be strong asset, welcome
addition as assistant personnel director of cup
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by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
"A general trend finds all
employers seeing a strong need
for the function of human
resources and how employees
are treated. In terms of human
resources, I see this office as
providing as much outreach as
necessary to the employees. I
want all employees to have a
better understanding of what
human resources is doing for
them as individuals and a
group." The man's expressing
this vision is Tim Fogarty. And
the office of which he speaks
belongs to our very own Clarion
University.
Fogarty, who is ready to "serve
and assist" the employees at
Clarion University, became the
new assistant personnel director
on August 12. A native of
Baltimore, MD, Fogarty
graduated from Gannon
University in Erie in 1980 with a
B.A. in English, with a
concentration in professional
writing.
Fogarty comes laden with the
credentials, proving he knows
the business of people. Before
making Clarion his current
stomping ground, he served as
director of personnel and campus
services for Marietta College. He
also held the position of director
of administrative services and
registrar and retention officer at
Villa Maria College and has held
the position of admissions
counselor both at Gannon
University and Alliance College.
According to Fogarty, his
main task as assistant personnel
director "will be the
compensation and classification
of employees. I will also assist
Wayne Key, assistant vice
president for human resources, in
JAPANESE STUDENTS SAMPLE A TASTE OF
CLARION LIFE, EDUCATION PROGRAMS
by Gara L. Smith
Features Staff Writer
Forty-three Japanese students
and four staff members from the
Yamate Business College in
Yokohama spent an extensive
two-week program of study at
Clarion University of
Pennsylvania.
Tagged the "Yamate English
Academy," the program included
instruction in the English
language, computers, vocal and
keyboard music, photography,
and art along with recreational
sports, picnics, and sightseeing
trips. The program was
developed and administered
through the Clarion University
College of Continuing
Education.
"One of the purposes of this
program is for the Japanese
students to learn about American
culture," said Dr. Francis Greco,
interim director of continuing
education. "These are business
students and it is important for
them to understand American
culture. It is also a good
experience for Clarion's students
to come in contact with the
Japanese students and learn how
they live and work."
The students also faced a 16
hour time shift. "The trip has
been very hard because of the
time difference," said Takao
Motoya, the travel director for
the trip. "But everything is
beyond our expectations and the
students arc very excited about
it"
The Clarion community was
also able to join in on the
excitement when the Japanese
students staged a "Japanese
Cultural Showcase." This
"showcase" featured native
music, karate, oragami,
traditional games, calligraphy
using traditional Japanese
brushes, and dance among other
activities. Following the
program, President Diane
Reinhard hosted a reception at
her residence for all who
participated in or attended the
performance.
"Clarion is very peaceful with
nice surroundings," said Motoya.
"Yokohama (a city of three
million persons) is crowded and
noisy." Many of the students on
the trip saw squirrels, rabbits,
and other woodland creatures in
their forest environment for the
first time.
Students Sachiko Ikeda and
Emi Kitamura both made their
first journey outside of Japan
with this program. They were
still beginners at the English
language but were thrilled by
their experiences. Even the
furniture was different for them.
They changed residence hall
rooms because they had never
seen bunk beds and Ikeda said,
"Everything — sinks, beds,
tables — are very high."
Richard McHenry of Sligo
helped establish the exchange
program at Clarion. McHenry
lived in Japan for 11 1/2 and
worked at Yamate College, a
school founded by his future
mother-in-law.
Yamate College has already
benefitted some Clarion
University graduates. Amy
Dennis of Williamsport, a 1990
graduate, attended this trip with
the Japanese students and is
presently in her second year of
teaching at the Yamate Business
College. Clarion graduate Leo
Glenn of Corsica is in his third
year with the school, while Joel
Walters of Rimersburg, also a
Clarion graduate, and his wife
Chris, Richard McHenry*s
daughter, have just recently
joined the college this year.
In addition to their classes the
students spent a day in
Pittsburgh, Cook Forest, and
Niagara Falls.
"We hope this program can be
continued, improved upon, and
extended in the future," said
McHenry. "I think Clarion has a
lot to offer the rest of the world."
The participants agreed. One
of the students who reflected on
the problem students throughout
the world face in higher
education said, "I want to come
back, but I don't have the
money."
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any other matters."
As for reacting to his new
environment Fogarty speaks
highly of the university.
"Clarion is an extremely friendly
campus. There is a lot of
positive energy and a lot of effort
going into making this an ideal
place for students and
employees."
Overall, Fogarty appears
motivated for the tasks ahead.
"I'm happy to be here at
Clarion," he said. "I am looking
forward to the work."
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FAMILY DAY 1991!!!
FOOTBALL preview:
Golden Eagles are ready for
successful 1991 campaign
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Once again, it's time for fall. It
is time to watch kids from
Kindergarten to college, head to
class. Time to smell the bitter
aroma of leaves being burned by
the elderly man down the block,
and time for the boys of summer
to make room for the men of the
gridiron. That's right, it's time
for football. Many high schools
have already begun and the pros
are well on their way to the play-
offs. But the Golden Eagles have
yet to play a game. Why then are
head coach Gene Sobolewski
and his staff so excited about the
1991 season? Team attitude
could be the answer.
The past few seasons have
been less than memorable with
Clarion usually running out of
luck and time in almost every
game. But that's yesterday's
news. In 1991, Sobolewski and
the Golden Eagles are looking to
"turn the corner."
"We're very pleased with
practice thus far," stated
Clarion's head coach. "Our
players reported to camp in top
physical condition, the attitudes
have been great and our players
are working very hard to get
prepared for the season."
The '91 team will feature the
return of 15 starters and 30
letterman. Among those starters
is pre-season All-American Brad
Kline. Kline was voted to the
second team PSAC-West squad
last year, collecting 613 yards
and two touchdowns on the
ground, plus catching eleven
passes for 108 yards and two
touchdowns.
Another pre-season all-
american who will add punch to
the offense is senior wide out Art
Walker. Walker led the Golden
Eagles last year with 26
receptions for 372 yards and
three TD's. Walker was also
named as one of the four
captains for the '91 Golden
Eagles.
Also contributing to the
success of the Clarion offense
will be junior quarterback Tim
Myers, junior fullback Jay
Tonini, tight ends Tim Brown
and Joe Mackewich (sophomore
and junior, respectively), and
senior wide out Tim Smith (also
named as a captain by his
teammates).
As many fans know, an offense
is only as good as its offensive
line. This season, Clarion fans
will see a more experienced line.
Juniors Craig Lucas, Russ Klein
and John Espy will anchor a
Golden Eagle line whose
average height and weight is
6'3" and 257 lbs., respectively.
Defense was a definite bright
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
as captain Tim Smith (left) looks on, Coach Tim Karrs instructs the Golden Eagle offense
during Tuesday's hot practice session.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Linebacker Frank Andrews takes a well deserved water break.
spot during the 1990 season and
should be the key to a successful
'91 campaign. Anchoring the
defensive line for the Golden
Eagles will be pre-season All-
American Jason Reinhart.
Reinhart collected 42 tackles, led
the team with four sacks and
recovered a fumble in '90. Also
coming back to the defensive
line will be mainstay Carlos
Warner.
Linebackers will be the key to
defensive success for Clarion.
Returning for Clarion will be
captain Gary Thomas, senior
Kevin Weaver and pre-season
All-American Damon Mazoff.
Mazoff keyed the defense last
year collecting 73 tackles and
three sacks.
A certain strong point for the
"D" will be the defensive backs.
They will have three returning
starters including senior captain
and pre-season All-American
Dusty Stockslager, and
cornerbacks Bernard Johnson
and Dave Burmeister. Bill
Adams will take the start at free
safety after missing last season
with a hand injury.
Special teams will also prove
to be a key to a make-or-break
season. Last year, special teams
blocked four punts and two
kicks. This season's Eagles
might prove that the '90 special
teams were no fluke.
The Golden Eagles will have a
new look this season, sporting
uniforms similar to Georgia
Tech. They will start the '91
season at home taking on 19th
ranked Fairmont State this
Saturday. This will be an
exciting team to watch, so leave
that dull, drab dorm room and
venture out to Memorial Stadium
to cheer Clarion to a victory.
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Sports Opinion
Images and thoughts as seen from a
Sports Opinion
The Clarion Call - 9-5-91- Page 23
Barry Bonds : Bucs Best
PUTRID RED COUCH. . .
by Christopher Horner
Photography Editor
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Lounging on my putrid red
couch in the middle of a hot
Labor Day afternoon, I thought
about how strange life can be.
Oh sure, it's crazy to believe that
the Soviet Union is actually
trying democracy. It's hard to
imagine the omnipotent U.S. is
in a financial hole that they can't
get out of. But what really has
struck me dumb is all of the
crazy, kooky, wacky things that
have happened in the wide world
of sports (apologies to ABC).
Golf: Who would have thought
that a man, barely on the pro
circuit, could average 300 yards
a drive. But John Daly
accomplished that feat. Daly
only made it to the final card of
the PGA Championships because
one of the qualifiers became ill
and had to drop out. Three days
later, he won the tourney,
beating Payne, Curtis and the
two Ians.
Tennis: It amazes me that
Jimmy Connors is still playing
tennis. This guy is the same age
as my father and he is still
competing against guys half his
age. What's more shocking is
that he's winning. Connors enters
the U.S. Open quarterfinals
today, taking on Paul Haarhuis
(who upset top seeded Boris
Becker in the third round). Most
critics think that Connors will
lose to Haarhuis, but these are
the same critics who thought he
would lose to Patrick McEnroe
and the same critics who thought
he would be toppled by Erin
Krickstein.
Basketball: Don't you just feel
awful about the feud between
Michael and Isiah. I know that
most of you probably don't care
about this tiff, but it is kind of
interesting to see that one of the
world's greatest athletes is being
heckled by a guy who is past his
prime and was very overrated in
the first place. Isiah, stick with
ballhogging for the Pistons and
kissing Magic. Just leave
Michael alone.
There is another zany stpry
that happened in the game of
roundball, but not in the U.S.
Michael Ray Richardson, banned
from the NBA in 1986 for drug
abuse, was released from the
Italian League after he failed a
drug test last week. I can't
believe this man has been given
so many chances by the NBA,
the Italian League and most
important, his family. He had so
many people behind him and yet
he failed. It's such a shame when
people waste their talents.
Football: Wow! What
happened last Sunday?
Spellbound that I was with
football being back, I still
couldn't help but feel sorry for
all those players who played for
a half hour tops, then bam!
injury sets in. Randall
Cuningham, Jim Kelly, Bubby
Brister, Kevin Mack and Dave
Krieg are just a few players that
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doesn't change the fact that I'm
putting my financial well-being
in jeopardy when I lay money
down on these guys. I think my
bookie will be the better man in
the end.
Baseball: What a great sport!
Where else can you see the
lovable "George" Bonilla get
suspended for arguing a called
third strike. Well, he hasn't
exactly been suspended yet, but
the bobo should be more
subdued when confronting an
umpire over a questionable call
(or that's what Lou Pinella told
me).
Barry Bonds is going to have
another stellar year. What is so
shocking about this is the fact
that many critics, including most
Pirate fans, wrote Barry off back
in May and June. But you'll hear
more about Barry on the next
page.
Now I know that most of these
things are not that important to
the meaning of life. And I know
that I should be devoting my
time to more productive
activities, rather than lounging
around on my putrid red couch
thinking about the oddities of
sports. But hey, it was Labor
Day, the only day of the year
where you are legally allowed to
be a complete lazy slob.
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better than all the rest...
The music of the HBO
commercial fades away and the
baseball game returns.
A pitching change was made
during the break. The Pirates
have two on with two outs and
are losing by two runs in the
bottom of the ninth. Barry Bonds
comes to the plate, representing
the winning run.
As I sit on the edge of my
contour lounge chair, I begin to
wonder about the guy who wrote
that jingle for HBO. Was he
watching Barry Bonds when that
clever phrase came to mind?
Probably not, but he could
have been.
The 1991 season has been a
very steep climb for Barry
Bonds. It began with Bonds in
arbitration, which he lost. Next
came the bad publicity stemming
from a scuffle with Pirates'
public relations director Rick
Cerone that escalated into a full
blown argument between Bonds
and manager Jim Leyland.
Nearly every sportscast across
the country carried the disturbing
video of the verbal
confrontation. Some said,
"Bonds wants out of Pittsburgh."
It didn't get any better.
In his first 100 at bats, Barry
had a measly 17 hits (.170) with
only two homeruns. This was
certainly not the stats of an MVP.
Fans began to lose hope and
some said, "Bonds wants out of
Pittsburgh."
By June, Bonds was breaking
out of his early season shell. But
like a newborn bird, Bonds
didn't take off and fly. He
hovered near .200 and struggled
for double figures in the homer
column. His defense was there,
but he couldn't quite get off the
ground.
Then, like a bird of prey,
Bonds began to soar. The month
of July saw Barry excel in every
offensive statistic. The average
began to rise, as did the number
of Bonds' homers. The RBIs
were adding up.
The month of August came
and went, but not without Bonds
leaving his mark. Nearing an
average of .300, over twenty
homeruns and battling for the
RBI title, Bonds entered the hunt
to repeat as the National League
MVP. Sports writers wrote,
"Bonds is back."
He was never gone, just
lurking.
Now September is upon us.
The Pirates are in first place and
Barry is looking better than ever.
MVP? I think so. And as post
season play nears, Pirate fans are
saying, "We need Bonds."
His offense, his defense, what
is there to question? Sure he
makes a few mistakes, but would
the Bucs be where they arc
without him? I think not.
So why shouldn't Barry
Bonds win back to back MVP
awards? He should. His
teammate Bobby Bonilla could
argue his stats arc far better than
Bonds', but it's the Golden
Glove that Bobby Bo lacks. The
constant fumbles in right field
and throws either twenty feet
from or past first base loses it for
Bonilla. He's leaving anyway.
Bonds has only one
competitor, Will Clark. Clark's
numbers are better than Bonds'
in every category but stolen
bases, and he isn't letting up.
However, Barry's contributions
have led to the sucess of his
team. Where are the Giants?
Eleven back or maybe more.
Yes, Barry Bonds is the Bucs
best and deserves the National
League MVP award. But he
can't let up. At least not until
that final night in October when
we hear Lanny's voice say,
"Bonds with a three run shot
with two outs in the bottom of
the ninth. The Pirates win the
World Series and there was
Nooo Doubt About It!"
...Oooh, you're the best...
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His MVP Offense: Barry watches yet another homerun clear
the fence in right field.
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His MVP Defense: A perfect throw by Bonds from left field to catcher Don Slaught nails
San Francisco's Kevin Mitchell at the plate.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
His very few mistakes: Barry Bonds looks In disgust after
a called third strike.
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Former NCAA athletic administrator named as
Clarion University's Associate Athletic Director
The Clarion Call - 9-5-91 - Page 25
Nancy Latimore, currently an
Assistant Director of
Championships for the National
Collegiate Athletic Association
and an experienced athletic
administrator, was named as the
Associate Director of Athletics
at Clarion University.
Expecting to begin her new
duties on Monday, September
16th, she fills the vacancy left
when Associate Athletic Director
Bob Carlson was named Athletic
Director in January replacing the
retired Frank Lignelli.
"We feel very fortunate to have
been able to recruit an associate
athletic director with the
credentials Nancy has,"
commented Carlson. "I think her
experience in athletic
administration and her working
knowledge and experience in the
NCAA will prove to be a big
asset to Clarion University and
the athletic program."
Latimore comes to Clarion
from the NCAA, where as
Assistant Director of
Championships, she was
responsible for the
administration of eight NCAA
National Championships. They
included Division I and Division
III field hockey, men's and
women's fencing, Division II
men's and women's swimming,
women's gymnastics and
Division I and II women's
tennis. She has been employed in
this capacity with the NCAA
since 1986.
Prior to her work with the
NCAA, Latimore gained
valuable experience at Juniata
College from 1977-1986. Hired
at Juniata College in the fall of
1977, she was named the head
coach of the Women's Field
Hockey, Basketball and Tennis
programs, along with being the
Co-Director of Intramurals.
Then, in the summer of 1982,
she was named Assistant
Director of Athletics at Juniata,
while continuing her coaching
positions with basketball and
tennis.
A native of Hollidaysburg, Pa.,
Latimore attended Huntingdon
Area High School and graduated
in 1972. A standout athlete in
high school, she was a four-year
starter in basketball and field
hockey, as well as playing on the
boy's tennis team for two years.
Latimore decided to attend
West Chester University and was
a four-year student athlete. She
played on the women's
basketball team her first three
years, was on the field hockey
team as a freshman, and
participated all four years on the
women's tennis team.
Gaining her bachelor of
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Nancy Latimore, named as new Associate Athletic Director,
looks forward to working with athletic staff and
administration.
science degree in Health and
Physical Education from West
Chester in 1976, she returned to
her alma mater as a graduate
assistant in January of 1977
through August of the same year,
before accepting the coaching
positions at Juniata College.
Nancy received her masters in
Health and Physical Education
from West Chester in 1981.
"I'm really looking forward to
beginning my position at Clarion
University and working with
Bob Carlson, the athletic staff
and the administration," stated
Latimore. "Clarion has an
outstanding athletic and
academic reputation and I look
forward to being part of the
excellent team atmosphere here.
Also, I have always enjoyed the
special feeling of working
together with student athletes
and I really look forward to that
aspect of this position."
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Sports Opinion
The Summer was filled with sporting antics...But
what can we expect from the boys of summer and
the men of the collegiate gridiron?
by Rich Otterman
Guest Columnist
The sports world, like many of
you, experienced an eventful
summer. Some lowlights
included the Lenny Dykstra
Mercedes driving noonan, Lyle
Alzado admitting steroid use was
the prime cause for his
inoperable brain cancer, Terry
Long's attempted suicide and
Dave Parker continuing to draw
a fat paycheck for playing
baseball. Highlights included
Jim Rooker's absence from the
broadcasting booth, Jack
McDowell's performance on the
hill and in the recording studio
with fellow baseball pals who
comprise the group V.I.E.W, the
Cleveland Indians once again
proving that no matter if you're
their best player, you still have to
run out sure doubleplay
grounders or risk demotion to the a
minors.
The happenings which merit
distinction in neither the
highlight nor lowlights but
scored high marks in antic value
included Albert Belle and Jose
Canseco's reactions to fan abuse,
and Rob Dibble losing control of
a throw to first base which,
whoops, hit Doug Dascenzo.
So much for the past, let's look
at what we have ahead of us.
College football, the conclusion
of the baseball season, and, of
course, the pending fall auto
racing, mudbogging and
professional wrestling bonanzas.
A long close inspection of the
always deceptive Clarion Call
Crystal Ball reveals some very
interesting findings. For starters,
it's fathomable that the Golden
Eagles may step a bit forward in
the PSAC, possibly finishing as
high as fourth and winning more
than the two that the '90 version
did. The Pittsburgh Pirates will
face the L.A. Dodgers in the
National League Championship
Series, with the Bucs advancing
to the World Series. The
American League prospectus is
much muddier, showing
something to the effect of
Minnesota collapsing, in one of
the finest choke jobs since the
'78 Red Sox and managing to
not win the division in spite of
their large present lead. The
Toronto Blue Jays appear as if
they'll take the East, but the
Tigers sure proved how
meaningless strikeouts arc in an
offensive package. The Blue
Jays will face the Chicago White
Sox, and promptly defeat them
in the ALCS, setting up a
Pittsburgh-Toronto Fall Classic,
which I'm figuring the Bucs to
win.
While the pre-season
Minnesota comments were
greatly incorrect, keep in mind
that before any of the Pittsburgh
media said what a great guy
Barry Bonds is, and how
valuable he suddenly is to the
Bucs, remember that you've
been reading similar
philosophies inside the pages of
this publication for years. Barry
should win the MVP, but if he
does or not may be an entirely
different story.
The acquisition of Steve
Buechele has me tremendously
disturbed. Disturbed because his
lifetime achievements in his
profession have been
unremarkable. While Buechele
has proven that he has very good
hands at the hot corner, he is by
no means the best fielding third
sacker in the game, like Kent
Derdivanis tells us. Just as there
is more to hitting than batting
average, and much more to
pitching than wins, fielding
percentage offers a tremendously
inaccurate and deceiving
assessment of fielding aptitude.
Questions like "how many
balls does he get to?" and "how
well does he throw?" must first
be considered before assuming
the guy with the highest fielding
percentage is the best fielder.
This trade was very reminiscent
of last year's acquisition of Zane
Smith. Will the Bucs attempt to
sign Buechele? Will Jeff King
ever play again?
Penn State's offense looked
more like a mid-'80's San Diego
Charger outfit than the
traditional JoePa running attack
and this transformation has me
tremendously excited about the
advent of the collegiate season.
Tony Sacca has blossomed into
one of the premier quarterbacks.
Pitt even looks like they're not
going to be awful as the general
consensus concluded, and a .500
season is a fair possibility.
The pride of the NCAA, the
Rules Committee, may have
went overboard with the new
"Miami" rules, designed to
reduce taunting, finger-pointing,
intimidating, and every other
non-football n ated things to
love about the Canes and other
creative celebrators who acted as
if they really enjoyed playing
football. Last week's East
Carolina-Illinois game illustrated
a perfect example of the
ambiguity of the rules. After a
Pirate recovered an onside kick
in the waning seconds of the
game, an unsportsmanlike
conduct penalty was called,
making it nearly impossible for
the Pirate to drive the length of
the field for the game tying or
winning score. It's not like there
was any finger-pointing or
taunting, it was an honest
emotional outburst by a guy
about our age who just put (or so
he thought) his team in a
position to win a game which
they, at one point, were behind
by 17 points.
In any case, look for the
Michigan Wolverines to take the
National Championship. Florida
State, Miami or Penn State
winning it all certainly wouldn't
shock anyone.
Enjoy these remaining days of
sunshine, because soon enough
you'll be searching for the
parkas and serious boots to
combat the Clarion climate.
Chrisopher Horner/Clarion Call
Just as this back is set to burst into the open field, the
Clarion Golden Eagle football squad is set and ready to
make a run at the PSAC West title, as well as, Fairmont
State this Saturday at Memorial Stadium. Come out and
cheer them onto a winning season. Saturday will be
"Parent's Day" at Clarion, so tell Mom and Dad to come and
watch the Golden Eagles tackle the gridiron in their first
contest of the 1991 season. Kickoff time has been set at
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- National -
Mike Tyson faces rape Charges
Indianapolis, In. (AP) - Mike Tyson, yesterday, entered a not
guilty plea in connection with rape charges brought against
him by the state of Indiana.
Tyson is accused of raping a teenage beauty pageant
contestant. Tyson's innocent plea was entered on his behalf by
a Marion County superior court judge. Immediately following
the plea, the judge set a January 27 trial date.
Tyson, 25, was released from the county jail after posting a
$30 thousand dollar bond.
State -
Celebrity tax possible?
Harrisburg (AP) - The possibility of a celebrity tax on out of
tate performers who come to the commonwealth has
decreased. The state revenue department yesterday claimed
that the tax would do more harm than good.
According to Patricia Grohol of the state revenue
department, the additional tax might push many big-time
Derformers away from Pennsylvania.
The bill for the tax was sponsored by Representative Bruce
Smith, to help balance the state's budget
- In This Issue -
News
Greeks lend a hand
Pg.9
Bob Crawford retires
Pg.10
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Martha Quinn to appear here
Pg. 11
Campus Events calendar
Pg.13
Sports
Football team wins
Pg. 17-19
Volleyball season opens
Pg.20
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
Today - Mostly Sunny and Warm. High 80-85.
Friday - Rainy and dreary. High in upper 80's.
Saturday - Scattered rain showers &
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Sunday - More seasonable and clear. High 75.
Monday - Sunny and pleasant. High 70-75.
University begins
recycling program
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Staff writer
recycling program
comes to clarion
university of pa.
In a move to help save the
environment and comply with
state law, Clarion has begun a
recycling program.
Clarion University of Pa. has
contracted with Browning-Ferris
Industries (BFI) of Brockway for
the implementation of a recycling
program.
Recycling was made mandatory
in the state of Pennsylvania when
Governor Robert P. Casey signed
Act 101, the Municipal Waste
Planning, Recycling, and Waste
Reduction Act. Act 101 requires
starting the program by September
26, 1991 for towns with a
population between 5,000 and
10,000 people.
A recycling program was first
initiated at Clarion University a
year ago with office paper as the
targeted material. In the first
eight months of the program,
107,450 pounds of paper was sent
to be recycled. Since 17 trees are
saved for every ton of paper,
Clarion University has saved over
900 trees in eight months.
Clarion University, as of July 1,
began a full fledged recycling
program, involving office paper,
cardboard, aluminum and bi-metal
cans, plastics, types one and two,
and glass containers.
RECYCLING
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Robert P. Cwey, Gewrraar,
Arthur A. Dim, Secretary,
Department <rf Environmental Rt**wree*
The first step in recycling on
campus was completed with the
placement of 600 blue, plastic
containers to collect paper in
campus offices. The containers
were purchased with budgeted
money from the physical plant and
Public Affairs photo
Aluminum cans are a part of Clarion's new recycling program.
with matching funds from the
Clarion University Foundation.
The University hopes to purchase
individual recycling containers for
the dorm rooms in the future.
"Without cooperation from all
parties, our recycling program
will fail. We need to push the
program ahead very quickly," said
Carl Larson, Clarion University's
plant services manager, at a
recycling kick-off program on
September 5.
A recycling education program
dealing with recycling was
presented by Browning-Ferris
Industries Friday evening in Hart
Chapel.
Chuck Kennedy, a representative
from BFI, explained the
importance of recycling and said
only by educating the contributors
to the recycling program could
Clarion have a good, clean, quality
recycling program.
Students are encouraged to
deposit their recyclables in their
designated containers and to keep
contaminants out of the
recyclables. Contaminants are any
items that are not on the program
for recycling. BFI, Larson and his
staff are available to present
programs on campus to help
organizations define roles in
Clarion University recycling.
If groups or organizations would
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Recently, The Economist , a
British news magazine,
compared the German and
British educational systems,
much to the disadvantage of
British education. The German
educational system, The
Economist stated, was superior to
the British because German
teachers were better paid than
British teachers, because German
teachers enjoyed much higher
social status than British teachers
do, and because German teachers
worked fewer hours than British
teachers do. It is arguable that
German education is superior to
American education for the same
reasons it is superior to British
education.
Take, for instance, the matter of
pay. The German equivalent of
an American third grade teacher,
according to The Economist ,
earns about $51,000 a year. An
American third grade teacher
earning $51,000 a year is a very
rare bird. It is pertinent to ask
why American elementary
teachers earn so much less than
their German counterparts,
despite the significant increases
in the pay of American teachers
which have occurred in the last
twenty-five years. The answer to
this question, in my opinion, lies
in the way the teaching
profession in the United States
has been regarded in the past.
Teaching, especially elementary
teaching, has in the United States
traditionally been regarded as the
preserve of women. In times
past, teaching was one of the few
careers to which women could
reasonably aspire. The spinster
schoolteacher was regarded with
a benign contempt sometimes
glossed over with cheap
sentimentality. As women
performing "women's work,"
teachers were paid little, given
Emmett Graybill
much to do and expected to
augment their threadbare lives
with occasional dollops of
sugary effusiveness, doled out in
most cases by the male
establishment.
The social status of
schoolteachers corresponded
with their pay. They, after all,
didn't "do much," and they had
vacations in the summers and
over holidays to alleviate the
drudgery of their workday lives.
Their low status was no more
than they deserved compared
with people who lived in the
"real world" and did "real
work." German teachers, both in
the past and evidently in the
present, are perceived as
engaged in vital social activity.
At the same time, however,
(Cont. on Pg. 6)
I must apologize to the
students of Clarion University.
I apologize for last week's
column where I heaped praise on
Clarion University of Pa.
Unfortunately events of the past
week have made me reconsider
my thoughts concerning this
"learning" institution.
In the past week, I've watched
as the university has messed up
the immediate and future plans
of some of its students.
I've also watched as they
decided once again to punish
those students who have the
audacity to be upper classmen
and wish to live off campus and
still retain parking rights on
campus.
As far as the first problem
goes, two of my roommates
watched helplessly as they were
disenrolled by an administration
out of touch with the campus and
its students.
The two students I personally
know of were disenrolled from
their respective business classes
for supposedly not meeting
prerequisites and other
requirements.
As far as this goes, I'm all for
upholding rigid course
regulations. But the problem I
have is with the way the
students were jerked around.
It doesn't make much sense to
me to allow students to enroll in
classes during the spring
preregistration and only inform
them of the problem in the fall.
If you are going to have rules
and regulations, let's begin
enforcing them at all times, not
when our soft-bellied business
college administrators get around
to it.
My personal belief is the
business department must have
a new "administrator" who has
come in all gung ho.
Unfortunately, this new
"administrator" must have been
replacing an "administrator" who
didn't care about the education
of the university's students.
I feel sorry for my roommates
and other students hurt by
practices of this university.
Nonetheless, there's not a single
thing we, as students, can do to
get out of this rotten situation.
The other problem involves,
I'm sure to nobody's surprise,
campus parking.
While I was in Public Safety
last week, I came across an
interesting memo that I thought
would be a good addition to my
files.
I quote directly from the
memo signed by the Director of
Public Safety himself, "Any
student living within a one-block
radius of the campus will not be
permitted to purchase a parking
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Private donations replace budgetary cuts
(CPS) - Colleges reaped a
record amount in donations
nationwide during the 1989-90
school year, according to the
latest tally of campus giving
announced August 2.
Private gifts to U.S. colleges
and universities totaled $9.8
billion in 1990, up by 10 percent
from the previous year,
according to the annual estimate
by the Council for Aid tc
Education in New York.
The increase in donations from
corporations, alumni and other
private philanthropic sources
follows a 9 percent rise in 1989
and a 3.5 percent drop in such
giving in 1988.
Making donations "is a well-
embedded tradition" that has
consistently defied fluctuations
in the economy and stock
market, said Priscilla Lewis, a
spokeswoman for the council.
The council's estimate was
based on mailed surveys to 1,056
campuses that together account
for about 85 percent of all
donations.
"These days there is also a
great deal of emphasis on
education as a critical factor in
national competitiveness. There
is plenty going on now to sustain
the tradition of giving to
schools," she said.
The latest survey, Lewis said,
covered donations during the
period just before the recession,
which most economists say
began in July.
Harvard University received
the most private support of any
institution - $213.5 million,
equal to $8,743 per student - and
up 15 percent from 1989 levels.
Stanford University was
second, attracting $202.2
million, or $14,325 per student, a
gain of 7 percent from the
preceding year. That increase
was tabulated before a federal
investigation into Stanford's
methods of billing research costs
to the government
The charges questioned
included $184,000 for
depreciation of a yacht and
$185,000 in administrative costs
for a profitable university
shopping center.
Since the allegations of
misconduct were first made,
donations from alumni have
declined 12 percent over the
same period last year.
Nationwide, alumni giving
totaled $2.54 billion in 1989-90,
up 10 percent over the previous
school year, the council reported.
Corporate donations were up
11 percent to $2.17 billion, more
than double the 5 percent
increase in 1989.
Giving from all sources has
increased by 55 percent since
1984-85, according to the
council. Adjusted for inflation,
donations were up 21 percent
from five years earlier.
Among other results:
- Non-alumni individuals
donated $2.23 billion, up 7
percent from the preceding year.
- Foundations gave $1.92
billion, 10 percent more than in
1989.
- Religious groups donated
$237 million, up 1 percent from
1989, and donations from clubs,
unions and other sources
increased 11 percent to $700
million.
- Four-year research institutions
received by far the biggest share
of private aid.
- Seventy private research
universities alone took in $2.9
billion of the donations.
I Number of Education majors on
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more and better qualified
students are applying to enter
education programs, two schools
report
At American University in
Washington D.C., applications to
the masters of elementary
education program have risen
"dramatically and suddenly,"
reported School of Education
Dean Charles Tesconi.
"Both the numbers of people
applying and the quality of those
people are up dramatically,"
Tesconi said.
"I hope this is an indication of
a trend," Tesconi said.
Similarly, at the University of
Houston, applications to the
teacher education program have
"increased by about 25 percent
over the past four years," said
Bob Houston, associate dean for
academic affairs for the College
of Education.
Houston, too, is struck by the
quality of the applicants. "SAT
(Scholastic Aptitude Test) scores
are up, grade-point averages are
up, and more are graduating with
honors," Houston reported.
Nationwide enrollment in
teaching programs peaked in the
mid-70s and then dropped
significantly between 1976 and
1982.
During each of the last four
years, enrollment increased by
about 10 percent a year.
Throughout the 1980s, many
students avoided careers in
teaching for three reasons,
Houston said. "They kept
hearing that they'd never get a
job, that schools were unsafe and
that teachers are dumb."
At the same time, he said,
women and minorities were
finally welcomed into other
fields such as business, law and
engineering.
Tesconi also attributes the rise
to the recession and revitalized
student interest in the "helping"
professions.
(Editor's Note; Stay tuned for
an update on enrollment
figures from Clarion's
Education programs.)
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and further instructions may be
obtained at the Alumni House on
Wood Street, according to Alvin
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The Alumni Association is a
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support of Clarion University
through the organization of
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graduates and current students.
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scholarships must be received at
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center on both their academic
standing at the university and
need.
Two of the ten scholarships
will be presented to sons or
daughters of alumni, with one
parent of the student required to
have graduated from Clarion.
Students having a graduate
parent should make special note
on their application. The
remaining scholarships do not
have the same requirement.
However, consideration will be
given to active involvement in
Alumni Relations through
Student Alumni Ambassadors.
The Alumni Association,
representing 28,000 Clarion
graduates, sponsors a number of
special activities each year,
including Homecoming in the
fall and Alumni Weekend in
May. The Clarion Magazine is
published for graduates and
other friends of Clarion
University three times a year and
regional alumni meetings are
sponsored by the Alumni
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Afterthoughts . . .
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(Continued from pg. 2)
I quote directly from a memo
signed by the Director of Public
Safety himself, "Any student
living within a one-block radius
of the campus will not be
permitted to purchase a parking
permit"
Let us look at this from a
logical standpoint. Students
who've been here for a few
years and decide to move off-
campus. . . mean nothing. To all
freshmen who must have their
vehicle parked directly outside
their dormitory windows. . .
"Please buy several parking
permits, we'll make more just
for you."
If it sounds as if I'm taking
shots at our illustrious
"administrators", lam.
It's very sad to consider, but
even if the entire campus
would take shots at some of
them it wouldn't do any good.
It's a little bit similar to our
elected officials, once they've
become entrenched in their
position, it's very easy to stand
on a pedestal and build "walls"
of protection around yourself.
Believe it or not though, this
"sickness" runs rampant on this
campus.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
Hide Park . . .
(Continued from pg. 2)
schoolteachers were expected to
do much more than teach. They
were burdened with
administrative duties. They were
expected to supervise ever more
elaborate extracurricular
activities. But, as they were
mostly unmarried women, their
extra duties were seen as
unburdensome because they
were compensation for their lack
of home life. The working day
of German schoolteachers, in
contrast, begins at eight and ends
at one o'clock.
In short, schoolteachers were
seen in times past as tangential
to the important concerns of
American society, and, because,
of this, it was not of great
concern that they were mostly
underpaid, overworked drudges.
Yet, upon reflection, it is odd
that teachers were so regarded
since the "work" that they do is
vital to the very continuance of
society, for it is principally
through formal education that
modern societies preserve and
transmit their cultures. The
social role of schoolteachers is
central rather than tangential and
vital rather than ephemeral.
It is true that schoolteachers
are not as underpaid as they once
were. It is also true that the
teaching profession is no longer
mainly something which
provides unmarried women with
a chance to earn a living. But,
however much conditions may
have changed, perceptions have
changed much less. American
schoolteachers may have come
closer to the economic status of
their German colleagues, but
they have yet to attain the social
status of German teachers. If it
be agreed that it is desirable that
American teachers enjoy the
social status of their German
peers, then it is necessary to ask
how this may be done.
The answer, or, at least part of
the answer, lies in the study of
women's social roles and gender.
It is undeniable that in the past
women have been assigned no
important social role outside the
home. "Gender" (if I use the
term correctly) refers to the roles
society assigns to the sexes. It
thus "conditions" males and
females to accept and aspire to
different roles. If American
genderism has traditionally
assigned school teaching mostly
to women, and if school teaching
is regarded as unimportant
because it was in the past mainly
reserved for women, then
improving teachers' pay and
working conditions, however
welcome in themselves, is not
enough. The perception of
schoolteaching as less than real
work must also change. To
improve the profession, the
attitude to the profession must
also be changed.
German culture seems to have
done this. American culture has
not.
Perhaps, over the long run, the
influence of feminist and
genderist scholarship may
change the attitudes that
unfortunately prevail toward
schoolteaching in American
society. Then, American
education may improve. It is at
least something worth thinking
about.
Mr. Emmett Graybill is a
teacher in the APPS
Department
Leadership Conference Schedule
Friday, September 20th
7:00 p.m.
Welcome/Opening Address by President Robert N. Still Hall
Aebersold, Slippery Rock University Carter Aud.
Star Power Group Dynamics Exercise
Saturday, September 21st
8:30 a.m.
9:00
9:15
9:45-12:15
9:45 - 1Q:40
10:45-12:15
12:15-1:30
1:30-3:45
1:30-2:25
2:30 - 3:45
3:45-4:00
Registration and continental breakfast
Welcome
President Diane Reinhard, Clarion University
Keynote Address "Leadership the Journey Inward"
Dr. Delorese Ambrose
Leadership in the Climate of Change - part 1
Dr. Delorese Ambrose
Workshop Sessions I - 5 breakout sessions
Workshop Sessions II - 5 breakout sessions
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Carter Aud.
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Leadership in the Climate of Change - part 2 Carter Aud.
Dr. Delorese Ambrose
Workshop Sessions III - 5 breakout sessions Still Hall
Workshop Sessions IV - 5 breakout sessions
Closing Remarks, Awards and Recognitions Carter Aud.
* Register by September 17 — 114 Harvey Hall
Recycling . . .
(Continued from pg. I)
they should contact Al Larson at
the physical plant
ideas," said Larson.
"The recycling program is
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Recycles
"We want to add continually to
recycling and adjust the
program as we find different
blended into a bunch of different
possibilities and the program has
a long way to go."
In a related matter, the
borough of Clarion was set to
begin its own recycling program
September 1. Unfortunately, the
plastic containers that were to be
distributed to all homes in the
borough have not arrived from
the manufacturer.
The plastic bins are due in at
anytime. The mandatory
program is set to begin once the
containers arrive and are
delivered.
The first Clarion Call training
seminar for new writers is schedulecl
for 6 p.m. in the Harvey Vending
Asrea this evening.AH freshman and
new writers are welcome to attend.
Schools with high default rates
face harsh new federal policy
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Many students will be
ineligible for federally
guaranteed loans in the future
due to their school's high default
rate.
This new policy was handed
down recently by the
Department of Education in an
attempt to reduce loan defaults
which cost the government
billions of dollars each year.
Last year, students defaulted
on $2.8 billion worth of loans.
That figure is expected to
escalate this year to an estimated
$3.6 billion.
The new ruling bars schools
with high loan default rates from
Stafford, Supplemental Loans
for Students and PLUS loan
programs. The policy became
law as part of the 1990 budget
deficit reduction agreement and
affects students at 255
institutions, most of which are
for-profit trade schools.
Some of these for-profit
schools have been accused of
bilking the government out of
millions of dollars by arranging
student loans for low-income
students attending their
institutions.
According to federal officials,
these students leave the schools
without a usable education.
Then they default on the
payments because they can't earn
enough to repay the loans.
Ken Grugel, Director of
Financial Aid at Clarion
University, responded to that
supposition by saying, "It's not a
situation where they haven't
received an education and/or a
marketable education. In many
cases it's a situation where they
have not taken the utmost
opportunity while at school."
When asked if students default
on loans because of the poor job
market, Grugel said, "The job
market is taken into
consideration, but there are
deferments you can get. If you
are truly unemployed you can
get an unemployment deferment
You can also make minimum
payments. What eventually
happens is that you become
delinquent, but you don't go into
default"
Clarion's default rate, as of
1989, was 2.6 percent. That is
one of the lowest default rates in
the country. That figure,
however, is not unusual since
most non-profit colleges have
Bad student loans
Number of defaulted student
loans, by school type:
1987:
418,000
Public
4-year: 51 ,000
2-year:
52,000
4-year:
36,000
2-year:
7,000
1989:
542,000
Public
4-year: 43,000
2-year: 36,500
rnV&TB
4-year:
32,500
2-year:
9,000
SOURCE: Education Department
KRTN Infographics
default rates below five percent.
Institutions with default rates
above 35 percent in 1987, 1988,
and 1989 and those with 1989
default rates above 60 percent
will be expelled from the
Guaranteed Student Loan
Program, the biggest financier of
higher education in the nation,
unless they can show that the
calculated default rate is
inaccurate. The school must
prove they successfully serve
disadvantaged students, or that
their default had dropped
substantially in 1988 and 1989.
About 50 percent of Clarion's
students use loan programs. Last
year 3,000 students took out $5.5
million in Stafford loans. 2,200
students borrowed $3.9 million
from PHEAA and 135 students
were lent $354,000 from the
PLUS loan program.
Entrance interviews for those
taking out loans are now
required by law and are
conducted on all freshman at
orientation.
Graduating seniors are also
invited to an entrance interview
which tells you how much
money you have borrowed and
what steps are necessary in order
to receive more money.
"Pennsylvania is unique
because they have a non-
subsidized Stafford Loan," said
Grugel. "So regardless of
income, if a family or student is
not eligible through a
Pennsylvania lender and they are
turned down by a Pennsylvania
lender; Harrisburg, through
PHEAA, will offer them that
same student limit. The
difference being, the student has
to pay the eight percent interest
while they are in school. On a
regular Stafford loan, the federal
government pays the interest
while in school and the first six
months after that student
graduates."
There are some people who
are concerned \that this new
expulsion policy will encompass
other aid programs.
A national student lobbying
group says it fears President
Bush will try to expand the total
expulsion from federal aid
programs to students at all high
default schools.
Selena Dong, legislative
director of the United States
Student Association, said
U.S.S.A opposes the current
policy and plans to fight any
Bush administration plan to
expand it to other aid programs.
"It doesn't make any sense to
punish current students for the
default rates of past students."
Dong also feels the default
problem wouldn't exist if the
Department of Education gave
more grants to low income
students instead of requiring
them to borrow money.
Grugel disagrees. "You are
making the assumption that a
.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
The Financial Aid office in Egbert Hall can answer any
questions you may have concerning your financial status.
low income student is not going
to become successful. Other
students might find that
discriminatory because, 'What is
low income?'"
Congress has several ideas on
how to improve the system. One
of those is letting the schools
become the lenders and not the
banks.
Another plan is the Income
Dependent Education Assistance
Act or IDEA. This would be a
new federal student loan that
links interest rates and
repayment periods directly to the
future earnings of graduates.
Defaults would be almost
nonexistent since flexible
repayment plans would be
allowed and the IRS would
collect the money as federal tax.
Most would pay off their loans
over a period of 12 to 18 years
and pay interest of eight percent.
Those who land well paying
jobs would be expected to repay
their loans more quickly, while
those who took lower-paying
jobs may take up to 25 years.
These ideas are just that--
ideas. It may take months or
years for them to pass through
Congress.
Meanwhile, students must deal
with the worry of repaying their
loan.
Those who default, will have
their name sent to a national
credit bureau and will then be
put on the national credit bureau
list.
The Financial Aid office keeps
a financial aid transcript on each
individual student.
"If a student wanted to transfer
to another school," replied
Grugel, "and they had defaulted
on a loan, then we are by law
permitted to tell the other school
that they have defaulted. Further
financial aid can be withheld
until restitution has been made."
The consequences as a result
of not repaying a loan are severe.
Banks can repossess personal
property.
Grugel stated that, "PHEAA
will repossess your car but
generally not your home. One's
wages can also be garnished."
Loans cannot be discharged in
Pennsylvania. "You can't declare
bankruptcy and have your loan
discharged," said Grugel.
"If you sign chapter 11 or 13
you are still obligated to pay
back your loan no matter how
long it takes you."
Grugel and his staff at
Financial Aid operate under a
simple piece of advice, "If you
can pay the bill, don't borrow.
That's our philosophy here, and I
feel that's why we've kept the
default rate down at Clarion."
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Career Services offers brighter
future for undecided students
The Clarion Call - 9*12-91- Page 9
by Kelley Deep
News Staff Writer
As you prepare for that
memorable walk down the aisle
at college graduation, a great
feeling overcomes you.
The thought is that you have
a good job and a wonderful
future to look forward to. You
also realize this is only possible
due to hard work and the
Clarion University Career
Service office.
Career Services, 114 Egbert
Hall, has many trained and
available staff members that
are willing to help you develop
your skills and locate thorough
career opportunities.
They feel as if too many
students "stumble" their way
through the job hunt, hoping
to find a position to their
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Connie Laughlin of Career Services
liking. Too anxious and plans in which they help the
frustrated at being turned away,
they fail to focus on job
hunting.
Career Services has many
student learn about and prepare
for their future. They believe
that it is better for students to
come in as freshmen and work
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on their plan through their four
years. They feel that by doing
this you can increase the
chances of choosing and
implementing a better career.
Connie Laughlin, Director of
Career Services, believes that,
"Students should think about
Career Services early. We can
help them with applications,
resumes, job searching skills,
interviewing and working on a
time table and plan for their
careers."
The office offers individual
assistance with interviews,
summer jobs and employer
information.
The staff also offers a large
amount of programs and
workshops, such as the Job
Search Series, which provide
opportunities on preparing
credentials, resume writing and
pursuing graduate study.
There is also a career library
which is full of information for
job search planning.
Careerline is a newsletter
published by the office
throughout the academic year
to keep students up-to-date on
Career Services' activities.
The Credentials Service is
also available for seniors
graduating this year. It offers
many workshops and options
for seniors since this is the
most important year.
"It is important for seniors
to think about the transition
from campus life to the career
world. They should really
come down and let us help
them focus on their career,"
Laughlin firmly believes.
Career Services provides
many other services including
mock interviews, resume
printing and monthly calendar
events.
This organization is here for
you as the student and they are
willing to help in any way they
can, but you must take the first
step by coming in.
If you want to be a part of something new,
then rush Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity.
National representatives will be on campus to
reorganize the chapter.
If you are interested, contact the
National Headquarters at (908) 776-5500.
Or stop into the Greek Life Office
in 1 14 Harvey Hall for more information.
We are looking for men who are leaders,
creative, intellegent and motivated.
If you feel you can meet the challenge,
give us a call.
Greeks are lending the environment
and Pennsylvania a needed helping hand
by Bryan Delaney
News Staff Writer
Clarion University students
have once again proved they care
about keeping America clean.
Several campus organizations
along with the Pennsylvania
Department of Transportation
(PennDOT) are participating in
the Adopt-A-Highway program.
of this program.
According to Diana Anderson,
Director of Greek Life, the
Greek organizations involved
"...would like the program to be
an ongoing project. It is nice to
see organizations helping the
environment and the state."
One policy of Adopt-A-
Highway is that the groups or
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The purpose of the program is
to provide an educational tool to
make people aware of the litter
problem within the state. It also
serves to provide clean, well-
cared-for highways.
Currently, the Greek life at
Clarion are active participants of
this program, which is
considered part of community
services. So far Delta Phi
Epsilon, Sigma Chi, Theta Xi
and Zeta Tau Alpha are involved
and are encouraging the other
Greek organizations to be a part
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actively participate in the
clean-up agree to adopt at least a
two mile section of state
highways. The sections are
adopted for two years and then
will be automatically renewed
unless otherwise specified.
Another policy, which is the
main purpose of the project, is
that the participants must sign an
agreement with PennDOT
promising to pick up litter on
their adopted portion at least four
times per year.
Once agreements are final,
PennDOT will post two signs
along the highway, one in each
direction, with the adopting
person(s) or group's name(s).
Theta Xi has a section along
Route 322 while Delta Phi
Epsilon, Sigma Chi , and Zeta
Tau Alpha adopted sections
along Interstate 80.
Those fraternities and sororities
and any other group participating
in the Adopt-A-Highway
program must abide by several
rules while at their designated
stretch of highway.
The PennDOT provided "Litter
Crew Ahead" safety sign must
be prominently displayed in
advance of the pick up sight.
A dress code is recommended
which consists of bright orange
safety vests and trainers
materials provided by PennDOT,
long sleeves, blue jeans or long
pants, leather shoes or boots, and
most importantly, gloves.
A safety orientation meeting
must be held at least once during
the year and participants are
advised to know emergency
procedures such as the location
of the police or local hospital.
Any organization can be a part
of this program such as
churches, businesses and even
families.
"It doesn't take that much
effort when you have 50 or 60
people working together," said
Anderson.
Brian Monaco, vice president
of Sigma Chi, responded by
saying, "We want to try to
benefit the community as much
as possible. We're happy to do
what we can to keep it clean."
If you are interested in
Adopting-A-Highway and would
like more information, call
County Adopt-A-Highway
Coordinator, Ruby Kriebcl, at
226-8200.
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Gannon University Names
Interim President
Fr. David Rubino took over as
interim president of Gannon
University on Monday, August
19.
Rubino, former vice president
for community relations,
replaced M. Daniel Henry, who
resigned from the presidential
post on July 26 due to family
health problems.
Rubino's term will last
approximately a year to 18
months. That is the time
estimated to find a permanent
replacement.
Erie Bishop and Chancellor,
Donald Troutman felt that it was
a plus that Rubino was a priest.
This fact, however, is not a
requirement for the job.
Rubino lists his two biggest
challenges as he takes over at
Gannon as increasing
communication in the university
community and the capital
campaign.
Newspapers Honored For
Investigations Of Colleges
The Associated Press
Managing Editor's Association
announced 20 finalists in its
twenty-first annual Public
Service Awards competition.
Three of the nominated papers,
the Greenville News, SC; the
News-Leader in Springfield,
MO; and the Post Standard in
Syracuse, NY, uncovered
wrongdoings at their respective
colleges and universities.
The Greenville News earned a
spot for forcing the University of
South Carolina Foundation to
make its financial records public.
This led to the conviction of
former university president
James Holderman for misuse of
university funds.
The Springfield News-leader
was nominated for its discovery
of misconduct at Missouri Valley
College.
The Syracuse Post Standard
reported the Syracuse University
basketball team's violation of
National Collegiate Athletic
Association rules.
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Outside Clarion
The Clarion Call - 9-12-91- Page 11
Serial killer pleads insanity
Compiled by Michelle Sporer
from the AP Service
International
News
Gorbachev Says Coup
Failed Because Of Reforms
Soviet president Mikhail
Gorbachev says the coup against
him failed because the reforms
he'd been promoting had taken
hold in the Soviet Union.
Gorbachev spoke Tuesday in
Moscow at the start of a
conference on security and
human rights. He told his
audience the hard-line faction
that tried to wrest power from
him collapsed because nations of
the world condemned what he
called a bid to "turn the country
back to a totalitarian past."
Now that the coup is history,
Gorbachev says his main goal is
to speed up democratic reforms
aimed at producing a market
economy.
Iraqi Aggression
Continues
Iraq confirms its soldiers have
been fighting with Kurdish
rebels in northern Iraq. The Iraqi
News Agency quotes a
government official as saying
it's part of the troops' normal
duties. He says the fighting
stopped Sunday night.
National
Serial Killer
Pleads Insanity
Accused serial killer, Jeffrey
Dahmer, says he is innocent by
reason of insanity in IS murder
charges. He entered his plea
Tuesday in Milwaukee. The
legal procedure means Dahmer
would first be tried on charges
he committed the crimes. If he
is found guilty, a jury or judge
would then determine whether
he was insane. If he's found
insane, he could not be held
responsible for the alleged
murders.
State
Drug Dealers Reported
Through The Mail
Pittsburgh residents who want
to report drug dealers only have
to fill out a form and drop it in
the mail.
City police say they've made
eight arrests since they started
distributing the drug forms in
July. The forms ask for names,
addresses and vehicle
information of suspected drug
dealers.
About 65 forms have been
mailed in and police say they
expect to make more arrests.
One neighborhood group is
asking for 17,000 blank forms.
Crawford retires after 29
years at Clarion University
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Robert Crawford, vice
president for administration,
recently retired from Clarion
University after 29 years of
service.
Crawford joined Clarion's staff
in 1962 as an assistant professor
of geography. He developed the
cartography program and was
promoted to associate professor.
He decided to leave teaching
behind when he was promoted to
a new position.
"It was a difficult decision to
leave teaching," he said. "I
hated to leave the cartography
program behind because it was a
very sound program. We were
successful in obtaining a lot of
modern equipment for teaching."
He was named director of the
physical plant in 1970. He
eventually became responsible
for public safety, business of
operations, human resources and
plant services. He has also
overseen most of the
construction projects completed
at the university since the early
1970's.
Crawford was responsible for
the design and construction of
the Keeling Health Center,
Becker Hall, Still Hall, Rhodes
Hall and Suhr Library at
Venango Campus, Oil City, as
well as major renovation
projections in several buildings
including Davis Hall, Stevens
Hall, Hart Chapel, Steam Plant,
and Montgomery Hall at
Venango Campus.
One of the construction
projects that Crawford found
most enjoyable was McKeever
Environmental Learning Center
at Sandy Lake. "It was fun
designing and laying out the
Center that would be used for
environmental education."
Crawford received his B.S.
degree in geography at Slippery
Rock State College, and his
M.A. degree in geography at the
University of Pittsburgh. He has
also done additional work in
cartography and photo
interpretation at the University
of Washington.
More recendy, Crawford has
Robert Crawford retires
from Clarion University
been involved with the designing
of the addition to the Riemer
Student Center now under
construction and is coordinating
the design of a president's
residence.
Crawford has served for the
past six years as the vice
president for administration. He
was honored at Clarion
University's annual Alumni Day
in May with the "Distinguished
Service Award."
State Trooper Sells
Phony Driver's Licenses
A former state trooper has
pleaded guilty to selling phony
driver's licenses to people whose
licenses were suspended for
drunken driving.
Peter Williams of Penn Hills
entered the plea in Allegheny
County court Monday to 30
counts of tampering with public
records, bribery and criminal
conspiracy. Williams sold
licenses for several hundred
dollars each to people who were
serving sentences at the county's
Alcohol Recovery Center.
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C.U.P. WITH MTV ENTERTAINMENT
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
She's been called "perky," "the
ail-American girl next door," and
"Preppie punk." Martha Quinn,
the woman with many names,
also comes equipped with major
talent that has left an indelible
mark on the entertainment
industry. This same imprint will
be left on Clarion University
when Quinn demonstrates her
knack for entertaining on
Wednesday, September 18, at
8:00 pm in Marwick-Boyd
Auditorium. With a history in
the DJ and acting field, Quinn is
best known for her infamous
work as a video jockey (VJ) on
the zany and irreverent MTV.
Breaking into the business of
radio while attending New York
University, Quinn did a R&B
program on the station WNYU.
Upon graduating, she won the
position of the fourth video
jockey position on the then
shockingly unique and
experimental MTV. Embarking
on her MTV career on August 1,
1981, her work has since gained
Quinn respect, prestige and two
Academy of Cable Excellence
(ACE) Awards as Best Music
Host.
Initially, her duties consisted of
the introduction of music videos
and interviewing stars like Bob
Dylan, Yoko Ono, Billy Joel and
Robert Plant
After Quinn developed an
immense number of fans, she left
MTV in 1986 and moved to Los
Angeles to undertake a career in
acting. She has since captured
roles in "Fame" and "To Heal a
Nation," guest hosted shows like
Fox's "The Late Show" and
appeared in a multitude of
feature films.
In 1989, Quinn was bound for
MTV once more to host "Classic
MTV," a music-based series
Martha Quinn, one of the
appearing September 18,
Auditorium.
highlighting classic videos by
early music finds such as Duran
Duran and A Flock of Seagulls.
In handling this show, Quinn
was able to atttract a whole new
generation of viewers.
Due to her continued success
and popularity, the network
signed her to host "Prime Time
With Martha Quinn," a nightly
presentation of old and new
videos with news and interviews
with the stars. She was also
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original VJs on MTV, will be
at 8:00 pm in Marwick-Boyd
contracted to do the show
"RockLine," the first weekly
television program which has a
call-in system and features the
big timers of the music industry.
Quinn's show at Clarion
promises to be a good one to say
the least. Students attending on
the 18th can be expected to be
entertained with inside scoops
and compelling stories of the
entertainment scene that will
make it a unforgettable night of
fun.
BE SURE TO STOP BY FOR
"meet the greeks"fair
SEPTEMBER 15 AT 2 PM
HARVEY/PIERCE SIDEWALK
* What's
Happening. . .
In Clarion. . .
Sept 1 3 CIA International Night.
(Carter Aud), 6:30 p.m.
Sept 1 5 "Meet the Greeks" Fair
(Harvey/Pierce Sidewalk),
2 p.m.
Jimmy Krenn and Billy Elmer
Comedy Show, (Marwick-
Boyd Aud), 8:00 p.m.
; :
Sept 12 Tennis vs. Westminster,
Campbell Hall courts, 3 p.m.
Volleyball at Edinboro, 7 p.m.
$ept 1 9 "MTV's Martha Ouinn."
(Marwick-Boyd Aud), 8 p.m.
On the Road ...
Sept 13. 14. 15 Pittsburgh Irish
Festival, will feature Irish
music, dance, and food. Station
Square, 6 p.m.- 1 1 p.m.
S^pt 1 $ Tom Pettv and the Heart-
breakers, Star Lake
Amphitheatre, 8:00 p.m.
Diana Ross, A J. Palumbo
Center, 7:30 p.m.
Sept 25 Jesus Jones, Metropol,
8:00 p.m.
.
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Creative Faculty Express Themselves
Through Artistic Enterprise at Sandford
The Clarion Call - 9-12-91 - Page 13
by Janet Lindeman
Features Staff Writer
I recently visited the Sandford
Art Gallery to view the current
exhibit which is displaying
diverse art work of the Clarion
faculty. I enjoyed viewing all of
the pieces shown there, but three
artists and their works
particularly caught my eye.
William Edward's watercolor
entitled "Home From the Sea" is
one of my favorite pieces. It is a
detailed scene of a few boats
coming in to dock. I imagined
that someone had been on a
fishing trip or just taking a
leisurely boat ride and he was
returning to shore. The colors
are very calm and serene, which
makes the picture soothing to the
eye.
April Katz's two pieces of art
also captured me. "Tsegi" is a
very interesting piece of work. It
is a brightly colored collograph
that I can not really describe. I
think every person will see it in a
different way. I found myself
trying to figure out what Katz is
trying to portray and I devoted
much time to this particular
piece of work. Another piece of
art that Katz created is an
untitled Egyptian-like drawing.
This drawing fascinated me.
The details are so vivid and
alive. I actually felt that I was
standing in some sort of
Egyptian building, perhaps a
pyramid, looking at this scene.
It made me wonder what life
then was really like.
The last artist that stands out in
my mind is Andor P-Jobb. The
three pieces of his I liked seemed
full of life. "Mill Creek
Swimmers" is a pencil drawing
of a few people, most likely
children, who are swimming in a
lake. The drawing seemed so
detailed and precise. I could
imagine the swimmers splashing,
pushing, and dunking each other
on a hot summer day.
The second piece is entitled
"Ye Ying Birds" which was done
on paper with pen, ink and
watercolors. The scene shows
two birds sitting on a limb by
their bird house. The bird house
Frank H. Sessions Scholarship Available
A new scholarship, available for Clarion University students with
disabilities, has been established in the name of Dr. Frank H.
Sessions.
Dr. Sessions recently retired from the university as Dean of the
Graduate School and Continuing Education. In establishing this
scholarship, Dr. Sessions indicated his desire to provide an
opportunity for academically talented students with disabilities to be
recognized their achievements.
A $225 award will be made for the 1992 spring semester. The
deadline for application is October 15, 1991. A scholarship award
committee will interview the finalists prior to a final decision being
rendered.
Applications can be obtained by contacting Mr. Greg Clary, Director
of the Special Services Program at 226-2347, or by visiting the
Special Services Program office in 216 Davis Hall.
Join
Minority
Affairs for
11 Unity
Night"
September 19, at 8:00
p.m.
To be held in Becht's
Multi-Cultural Room
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has an Oriental structure, which
backs up the title of the piece.
When I thought about the
picture, I could actually hear the
birds singing notes to each other.
The last piece was my favorite
of the three. It is entitled
"Emoke's Breakfast Table," and
is an oil painting done on canvas
board. The picture portrayed a
table with various types of food
on it. The colors are so vivid, I
could actually picture myself
sitting around the table, perhaps
with my family or friends. I
could hear the "clinks" of the
silverware and bowls.
These pieces of art that I have
described are only a few of the
many I enjoyed. Every piece
fascinated me in some way.
Located in Marwick-Boyd
Fine Arts Building, the Sandford
Gallery will be presenting the
faculty art exhibit through
September 14.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activies Office
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
f Thur s Sept . 12
Fri Sept. 13
Sat Sept. 14 ^
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
* V-Ball Clarion Classic
* Football at Westminster
* Intramural Roster due
* CIA International Night
* Tennis at Mercyhurst
(M.&W. flag football)
(Carter Auditorium)
* V- Ball Clarion Classic
* Phi Sigma Kappa -
6;30pm
'CAB.'s (Harvey Hall)
Used Book Co-op
* Phi Sigma Kappa
9pm
(Becht Hall Lobby)
Used Book Co-op
8am - 4pm
(Becht Half Lobby)
3am -4pm
f
Sun Sept . 15
Mon Sept. i 6
Tues Sept. 17
* UAB Week begins
* Register for Yearbook
* Tennis at Westminster
* Fall Fratemrty and
pictures
*V-BaflatEdinboro
Sorority Rush begins
(SequelJe Office)
* Register for Yearbook
* Sorority Rush Orientation
* Sale of Art Prints and
pictures
1:30pm
Posters (Chandler
(Sequelie Office)
* "Meet the Greeks" Fair
Dining HaH)
* Sale of Art Prints and
(Harvey sidewalk)
9am - 6:30pm
Posters (Outside
2pm
* GoW vs. Franklin & Marshall
Harvey Hall)
* Golf vs. Franklin & Marshall
9am -4:30pm
* UAB Whitewater Rafting
Trip to Ohiopyle
Wed Sept .18
Thur Sept. 19
Fri Sept. 20
* Register for Yearbook
* Tennis at Youngstown State
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
* Intramural Roster due
pictures
(Sequelie Office)
(W. softball, mixed
(Sequelie Office)
* Intramural Roster due
doubles tennis)
* UAB movie "Silence of the
(Co- rec soccer)
* UAB presents "MTV's
Lambs"
* V-Ball vs. Seton Hill 7pm
Martha Quinn"
(Chapel) 8pm
* Student Leadership
(Auditorium) 8pm
Conference Kick-off
(Still HaH) 7pm
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey Half)
7pm
How do you feet about
the university's new
recycling program ?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Gregg Bachner
Tom Connors
Junior, Psychology
It's a good program, but could be
more widespread."
«¥*t
Richael Barger
Sophomore, Education
"It seems to be working around campus."
Justin Kuzemka
Senior, Geography
It's a big improvement from last year."
MI**
Angle Deschenes
Junior, Elementary Education
"Good idea. It's helping the environment."
For more information concerning campus events,
can the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Mark Geyer
Senior, Communication
It should have been implemented sooner."
Kim Werlinich
Senior, Elementary Education-French
"Great idea, now that I know about it."
Dave Capra
Senior, Communication
"I think more people need to get involved."
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 9-12-91
Creative Faculty Express Themselves
Through Artistic Enterprise at Sandford
SOI
by Janet Linde man
Features Staff Writer
I recently visited the Sandford
Art Gallery to view the current
exhibit which is displaying
diverse art work of the Clarion
faculty. I enjoyed viewing all of
the pieces shown there, but three
artists and their works
particularly caught my eye.
William Edward's watcrcolor
entitled "Home From the Sea" is
one of my favorite pieces. It is a
detailed scene of a few boats
coming in to dock. I imagined
that someone had been on a
fishing trip or just taking a
leisurely boat ride and he was
returning to shore. The colors
are very calm and serene, which
makes the picture soothing to the
eye.
April Katz's two pieces of art
also captured me. "Tsegi" is a
very interesting piece of work. It
is a brightly colored collograph
that I can not really describe. I
think every person will see it in a
different way. I found myself
trying to figure out what Katz is
trying to portray and I devoted
much time to this particular
piece of work. Another piece of
art that Katz created is an
untitled Egyptian-like drawing.
This drawing fascinated me.
The details are so vivid and
alive. I actually felt that I was
standing in some sort of
Egyptian building, perhaps a
pyramid, looking at this scene.
It made me wonder what life
then was really like.
The last artist that stands out in
my mind is Andor P-Jobb. The
three pieces of his I liked seemed
full of life. "Mill Creek
Swimmers" is a pencil drawing
of a few people, most likely
children, who are swimming in a
lake. The drawing seemed so
detailed and precise. I could
imagine the swimmers splashing,
pushing, and dunking each other
on a hot summer day.
The second piece is entitled
"Ye Ying Birds" which was done
on paper with pen, ink and
watercolors. The scene shows
two birds sitting on a limb by
their bird house. The bird house
Frank H. Sessions Scholarship Available
A new scholarship, available for Clarion University students with
disabilities, has been established in the name of Dr. Frank H.
Sessions.
Dr. Sessions recently retired from the university as Dean of the
Graduate School and Continuing Education. In establishing this
scholarship, Dr. Sessions indicated his desire to provide an
opportunity for academically talented students with disabilities to be
recognized their achievements.
A $225 award will be made for the 1992 spring semester. The
deadline for application is October 15, 1991 A scholarship award
committee will interview the finalists prior to a final decision being
rendered.
Applications can be obtained by contacting Mr. Greg Clary, Director
of the Special Services Program at 226-2347, or by visiting the
Special Services Program office in 216 Davis Hall.
Join
Minority
Affairs for
"Unity
Night"
September 19, at 8:00
p.m.
To be held in Becht's
Multi-Cultural Room
has an Oriental structure, which
backs up the title of the piece.
When I thought about the
picture, I could actually hear the
birds singing notes to each other.
The last piece was my favorite
of the three. It is entitled
"Emokc's Breakfast Table," and
is an oil painting done on canvas
board. The picture portrayed a
table with various types of food
on it. The colors are so vivid, I
could actually picture myself
sitting around the table, perhaps
with my family or friends. I
could hear the "clinks" of the
silverware and bowls.
These pieces of art that I have
described are only a few of the
many I enjoyed. Every piece
fascinated me in some way
Located in Marwick-Boyd
Fine Arts Building, the Sandford
Gallery will be presenting the
faculty art exhibit through
September 14.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activies Office
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
PREGNANT ?
NEED HELP?
Free Pregnancy Test
Confidential Counseling
For Appointment
Call 226-7007
Open Mon.-Wed.-Fri.
10 - 2
f Thurs Sept. 12
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
* Intramural Roster due
(M.&W. flag football)
* Phi Sigma Kappa -
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Lobby)
8am - 4pm
Fri Sept. 13
* V-Ball Clarion Classic
* CIA International Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
* Phi Sigma Kappa
Used Book Co-op
(Becht Hall Lobby)
8am - 4pm
Sat Sept. 14 ^
* Football at Westminster
* Tennis at Mercyhurst
* V- Ball Clarion Classic
X.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Sun Sept. 15
* UAB Week begins
* Fall Fraternity and
Sorority Rush begins
* Sorority Rush Orientation
1 :30pm
* "Meet the Greeks" Fair
(Harvey sidewalk)
2pm
* Golf vs. Franklin & Marshall
* UAB Whitewater Rafting
Trip to Ohiopyle
Mon Sept. 1 6
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
(Sequelle Office)
* Sale of Art Prints and
Posters (Chandler
Dining Hall)
9am - 6:30pm
* Golf vs. Franklin & Marshall
Tues Sept. 17
* Tennis at Westminster
* V-Ball at Edinboro
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
(Sequelle Office)
* Sale of Art Prints and
Posters (Outside
Harvey Hall)
9am -4:30pm
Wed Sept. 18
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
* Intramural Roster due
(W. softball, mixed
doubles tennis)
* UAB presents "MTV's
Martha Quinn"
(Auditorium) 8pm
Thur Sept. 19
* Tennis at Youngstown State
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
(Sequelle Office)
* UAB movie "Silence of the
Lambs"
(Chapel) 8pm
Fri Sept. 20
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
(Sequelle Office)
* Intramural Roster due
(Co- rec soccer)
* V-Ball vs. Seton Hill 7pm
* Student Leadership
Conference Kick-off
(Still Hall) 7pm
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey Hall)
7pm
For more information concerning campus events,
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How do you feel about
the university's new
recycling program?
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Gregg Bachner
Tom Connors
Junior, Psychology
"It's a good program, but could be
more widespread."
Richael Barger
Sophomore, Education
"It seems to be working around campus."
Justin Kuzemka
Senior, Geography
"It's a big improvement from last year."
Angie Deschenes
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Dave Capra
Senior, Communication
"I think more people need to get involved."
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September 15-21
ARIES -March 2 I/April 20
You are going to be busy in the
home, but there will still be time to
make some new friends. An invita-
tion to a special party is coming your
way — accept! Listen to advice, on
Tuesday and Wednesday, which
could help solve a problem or two.
Don't neglect your health, especially
that of your teeth and/or eyes.
TAURUS - April 21/May 21
Don't waste your talents. If you're
so inclined, fulfill your artistic urges
by joining an artistic or drama
group. Your finances need care.
Some bills must be settled before
long. Seek professional help if you
are in serious financial trouble.
Romance is favored and your emo-
tional future looks good.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
You'll take pleasure in making your-
self useful to others this week, so do
your Good Samaritan act. There's a
particularly friendly, happy atmo-
sphere in your working surroundings
and a colleague will have good
news. For Gemini homemakers, it's
an especially good week for making
special arrangements at home.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
This is the right week for taking spe-
cial trips anywhere. It's one of the
best weeks in 1991 for business
trips. There's a very cheerful aspect
to what's happening in the family
circle now, and it looks as though
you might be getting some welcome
invitations from neighbors.
LEO - July 23/August 23
Forge ahead with your own plans
this week. Partnership, finance and
other important matters concern you
most from Wednesday on. You feel
much more content about the way
romance is going — in fact, life in
general is much more to your liking
right now.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
Stay out of the spotlight and spend
some time thinking about personal
and/or work problems. You could
come up with some answers.
Midweek, you'll be the center of
attention and can advance your goals
and ambitions. If you want to dis-
pose of unwanted possessions, offer
them to friends and neighbors.
LIBRA - September 23/Oct 23
Romantic dreams could come true
this week. Otherwise, you can
expect disruptions from friends and
associates. Throughout this phase
you'll feel constantly overworked,
so don't take on more than you can
comfortably accomplish.
SCORPIO - October 24/Nov 22
You may now have problems with
your companion; this will be due to
pressure outside the home, perhaps a
difficult friend or relative.
Unattached Scorpios: A new love
interest may come into your life, and
you will have the energy and the zest
to begin to really enjoy yourself.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21
This week starts off less than excit-
ing. The stars highlight problems
with your love life, or possibly with
children, but you'll be able to sort it
out by week's end. Monday begins a
time of special emphasis on work
matters, and your health. A nice
financial windfall will go out as
quickly as it came in.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
There undoubtedly will be many dif-
ficulties during the days ahead, and
time spent sorting this out will bring
inner peace. Tuesday evening,
romance and creative pursuits are
spotlighted. Keep busy on Thursday
but be careful in dealing with neigh-
bors and relatives.
AQUARIUS -January 21/Feb 18
Your tactlessness is evident this
weekend, and you are likely to
offend others. Wednesday evening
gives you a chance to sort out any
rips and tears in close relationships.
Throw a party, if possible! Use care
with those in authority.
PISCES - February 19/March 20
Love is in the stars. There's now an
emphasis on correspondence, per-
sonal relationships, or perhaps even
a short trip. Don't let excessive
enthusiasm make a bad impression
on Wednesday and Thursday. Be
sure to express yourself clearly to
others and say exactly what you
have in your mind, but don't let
them get the impression that you're
only interested in what will benefit
you directly.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months:
Matters close to home or which
affect your day-to-day existence
appear to be your main concern and
interest now. However, to some
extent you have become too isolated
and insular and need to broaden your
outlook and horizons. Certainly the
coming year looks like it will afford
you many opportunities to capitalize
on your creative abilities. Be ready
to take full advantage of all acquain-
tances who may be in a position to
help you climb up one or two rungs
on the ladder of success.
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"Hey Stoopid," It's Ihe Lighter oiQe
Alice Cooper
by Dan Coyle
Features Staff Writer
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Hot Spots: Burning Our Bed
Feed My
Frankenstein
Die For You
Okay, even if you don't listen
to Alice Cooper regularly and
aren't familiar with his music,
this is the image you probably
have of the rock veteran — a
singer with a scratchy voice, an
overdose of black eye make-up,
and a long list of metal music
under his belt. You may also
have heard of his strange stage
props — monsters, make-up,
special effects and enough gore
to make you think you're at an
"Elm Street" movie.
Well, don't be scared — let me
shed some light on this rather
dark image of Alice. The music
on his new album is exceptional,
unpredictable and alive. How
about his all-star cast of
musicians? Joe Satriani, Steve
Vai, Nikki Sixx, Mick Mars,
Slash, Vinnie Moore and Ozzy
Osboume all contribute to this
roc -n- roll roller coaster ride.
The package opens with the
anti-suicide single, "Hey
Stoopid," followed by a possible
future hit, "Love's A Loaded
Gun." The most impressive
section of the album are tracks
three, four and five, which are
strung together using keyboards
and sound effects as traditional
elements. The third cut,
"Burning Our Bed," brings to
mind Skid Row's "I Remember
You." This leads into the eerie
"Dangerous Tonight," where
Alice warns females about his
ability to seduce. The side ends
with "Might As Well Be On
Mars," a song with a sleek
atmosphere that helps the
listener see the story — Alice
lives in the city, and from a
building window he fantasizes
about a girl he can see in a local
bar across the street
Side two starts out with the
humorously rockin' "Feed My
Frankenstein," where guitar
wizards Joe Satriani and Steve
Vai share guitar responsibilities.
Motely Crue members Nikki
Sixx and Mick Mars co-wrote
and perform on "Die For You," a
definite pop/rock hit that might
draw the attention of Cooper's
1988 mega-hit "Poison."
Another highlight on side two is
"Dirty Dreams," where Alice
plays harmonica and Vinnie
Moore lays down the album's
most catchy guitar groove.
So if you have Alice Cooper
labeled as a psycho-metal artist,
or you've avoided his music
because of his image, listening to
"Hey Stoopid" will change your
mind. Not only is Alice Cooper
an exciting live performer, but
his music on tape is equally
entertaining. Don't be stupid -
be "stoopid."
Look for the Soulful Pop Sounds of
Singer and Guitarist Robbie Nevil, as
he is soon to begin a tour
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Class: Methods of Survival
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Everyone goes through it It's
not fun, or even remotely
pleasant, but the college
initiation process demands it. It
is the eight o'clock class. Eight
in the morning, that is. That's
right, not even the horror of a
class in the pm can vaguely
compare to the "morning glory"
one experiences with trying to
obtain knowledge at an indecent
hour when it's hard to even
remember your own name.
And it seems to me that there
must be some magical brain
snatching that occurs once
someone becomes a professor
which makes them think life is
wonderful no matter what time it
is. Any prof I've ever had for an
eight o'clock class looks like
they just stepped off the set of a
fresh scent laundry detergent
commercial, looking so happy
and carefree. The only thing
missing is a sunny field for them
to run through.
Students, on the other hand,
are trapped in the reality of
pulling themselves out of bed to
race to class, after flinging
themselves into the shower and
throwing clothes over their still
semi-soaked bodies. And this
type of set up doesn't exactly
promote goodwill between the
student and the class.
So how to cope? There are no
easy answers. But there are
options.
You could set your roommate's
alarm clock for the time you
would normally have to get up
for your class. He or she
probably will be so spacey from
fatigue that they won't even
think twice about getting up. By
the time they've showered,
dressed and threatened to short
sheet your bed after realizing
what you've done, you probably
can pull an extra 45 minutes of
sleep out of your morning and
can assuage your own guilt of
not at least setting your clock to
get up. Who knows? Maybe you
could get your roommate to even
go sit in on the class for you.
Chances are however, the plan
to live vicariously through your
roommate isn't going to pan out.
Your guilt may be gone for the
time being, but reality isn't.
Even if he or she does get up at
the appointed time, you still have
to contend with the fact that you
are missing notes and possible
attendance points. Let's face it.
At some point in time you're
going to have to face the music.
Other suggestions, then?
After you drag yourself out of
bed and you're racing to your
clothes drawer at 90 miles an
hour to get dressed for class,
make sure that you don't pick
anything to wear that is too loose
or baggy. Comfortable clothes
may induce sleep and you could
be out like a light while your
prof is passing out a pop quiz.
Don't stare at any one thing in
the classroom for too long,
especially not your prof. This
could produce a hypnotic effect
on you, your eyes will cross,
your head will fall down in
submission on your desk and you
will be history.
Don't leave your book bag on
your desk. In a blurred state of
fatigue you might mistake it for
your own pillow.
Do bring freshly brewed, hot
coffee. Not only will the caffeine
arouse you out of your sleepy
state but if things arc looking
really grim, you can gulp it down
real fast. Trust me, a third
degree burn on your tongue is
bound to keep you awake, even
for a class which reaches the
depths of dullness.
There are thousands of points
in a person's college career
where a vacation from classes,
especially from ones that are
scheduled before the rooster
crows, would increase sanity. So
if you're considering rolling over
when the alarm clock issues your
personal reveille, just remember
to use your own best judgement
And never forget that often times
the snooze button is the college
student's best friend.
ALL INVITED! SPECTATORS OR PARTICIPATORS! GREAT PRIZES!
If that did not get your attention, maybe a good cause will. On Wednesday, September
18, 1991, there will be a scavenger hunt benefitting the Clarion Food Bank.
Students will meet at Ralston Lobby at 6:30 p.m. to collect food from nearby houses to
donate to the Clarion Food Bank. A list of canned goods compiled by Ralston Resident
Assistants, Ann Fontana and Gayle Petras will be issued and some very cool prizes await
whoever gathers the most items on the list. Door prizes will also be given away.
Everyone interested in this event should contact either Gayle Petras or Ann Fontana, in
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DRIVE BRINGS SEASON OPENING VICTORY
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Tailback Brad Kline (30) bullies his way to the endzone for the winning score in Saturday's
^n over Fairmont State. The Golden Eagles travel to New Wilmington on Saturday to take
on the Westminster Titans. Kickoff time is set at 1 .30 p.m.
by Jon Q. Sitter
Sports Staff Writer
Stealing a very simple cliche
from ESPN sports announcer
Tom Mees, I can describe the
1991 Golden Eagle gridiron
opener with one word...
Fairmont State... "Gone!"
On Saturday, the Golden Eagle
captains led the way out of the
locker room followed by a
charge of Golden Eagles
reminiscent of a Miami
Hurricane stampede. Clarion
then proceeded* to show
Fairmont Slate what a Golden
Eagle stampede was by pulling
out a exciting 24-21 victory over
the NAIA Division I ranked
Falcon squad.
Clarion won the coin toss but
elected to defer their option until
the second half. The Golden
Eagles quickly made their
presence known on the ensuing
kickoff as an explosive Brad
Kline "stuck" the Falcon
returner, stopping him at the 22
yard line.
Both offenses sputtered early.
But on Clarion's fourth
possession, a 35 yard run by
tailback Damicn Henry and a
sensational, one-handed, diving
catch by pre-season All
American Art Walker sparked a
62 yard touchdown drive.
Clarion led 7-0.
A Fairmont Stale fumble on
the first play of the second
quarter gave the Eagles
dominant field position on their
own 31. After a twenty yard pass
from quarterback Tim Myers to
split end Tim Smith, Clarion
settled for a Paul Cramer 19-yard
field goal. Clarion led 10-0.
The Falcons looked dominant
on their next drive. Fairmont
Slate ran six minutes off of the
clock, and I mean ran. Running
the ball twelve times and adding
a ten yard screen pass, they
closed the gap to three on an
eight yard touchdown jaunt by
fullback Dave Koren.
But with the offense and
Myers* arm heating up, the
Eagles answered with the last
scoring drive of the half. First,
Myers delivered an 11 -yard pass
to Smith. Then, after a holding
penalty put the Eagles at second
down and 19, Myers completed
two passes to tight end Tim
Brown totaling 26 yards and a
first down. Two plays later it was
Myers throwing again, this time
to a wide open Damien Henry
for a 30-yard TD pass and a 17-7
hall time lead.
Fairmont State began to wake
up in the second half. After
Damien Henry fumbled on the
opening drive of the second half,
the Falcons ran the ball eight
consecutive times and,
eventually, into the end zone to
close the gap, 17-14.
Henry again fumbled on the
very next play from the line of
scrimmage to give the Falcons
an opportunity to take the lead.
But the Clarion "D" let Fairmont
Slate go nowhere. The Falcons
missed a 35-yard field goal
attempt that would prove costly.
On the next possession, a
roughing the punter call on the
Falcons gave Clarion another
opportunity. Damien Henry
appeared to get back into the
groove slashing through the line
for nine yards. But two plays
later, he fumbled for the third
time. The Falcons capitalized
with a Irwin Hastings 29-yard
TD run giving Fairmont State
their first lead, 21-17.
Solid defense controlled the
fourth quarter until, with 4:25 to
play in the game, Myers
engineered the drive of the
game. After a couple of live yard
gains by Henry and fullback Jay
Tonini, Myers took over. The
Eagle quarterback had
completions of 26 yards (to
Henry), 15 and 18 yards (to
Smith) and a nine yard
touchdown pass to Brad Kline,
leaving only 1:51 on the clock.
(Cont. on pg. 18)
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Golden Eagles...
(CONT. FROM PG.17)
It was all but over when
defensive end Eric Accord
sacked the Falcon quarterback
on the first play of Fairmont
State's final attempt. Clarion
stopped the Falcons short on
fourth and 18 and took
possession of the ball and the
game, 24-21.
The Golden Eagles averaged
nearly seven yards rushing as
they gained a total of 121 yards
on the ground. Tailback Damien
Henry gained 98 of those yards
on 23 carries. Quarterback Tim
Myers completed 15 of 25 for
235 yards and three touchdowns.
Split end Tim Smith and tight
end Tim Brown each caught four
passes for 64 yards and 47 yards,
respectively. Wide out Art
Walker had four catches for 59
yards, two of those catches being
acrobatic one-handed grabs that
would make Jerry Rice take
notice. Damien Henry and Brad
Kline were also part of the
scoring machine, each collecting
a TD reception.
Defensively, the Golden Eagles
proved that 1990 was no fluke.
The most impressive thing about
the Clarion "D" was the way in
which they performed in the
clutch. The Golden Eagles held
Westminster to only six third
down conversions on 15
attempts. Standouts for the "D"
were Damon Mazoff, Frank
Andrews, Carlos Warner and
Eric Accord. Mazoff collected
16 tackles, nine of those being
solo. Andrews and Warner each
had 12 and 11 tackles,
respectively. Accord was the big
standout for Clarion collecting
10 tackles and two sacks. Dusty
Stockslager and Gary Thomas
also had fine games defensively.
Clarion will travel to New
Wilmington on Saturday to take
on the Westminster Titans at
1:30 p.m. The Titans who also
have a notch in the win column
are beginning a new era of
football in 1991.
First year head coach Gene
Nicholson has taken over the
coaching reigns. Nicholson was
the Titans defensive coordinator
from 1969-90, and has been the
architect of an always stingy
defense that has helped
Westminster to five NAIA
National Championships.
Clarion leads the overall series
between the two schools, 5-3.
Golf team opens Fall
season at Slippery Rock
The Clarion University golf
team opened the fall season at
the Slippery Rock Invitational on
Monday. Top players for the
squad were as follows:
-Rich Grafton 153
-ToddCorbill 153
-Joel Young 163
-Chris Brosious 163
-Don Turowski 168
-Mike Bickart 172
Steve Wojnar of IUP placed
first in the competition shooting
140 in two rounds. Clarion
finished tenth overall.
•Story courtesy of
Sports Information
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Sophomore standout Joel Young eyes his shot during a
recent practice round at Mayfield Golf Course. The Clarion
University golf team began play on Monday.
1991 Clarion
University
Golf
Schedule
Sept. 12- Indiana Inv.
15-16- Franklin &
Marshall Inv.
22-23- Hal Hanson
Invitational
30- Gannon Inv.
Oct. 1- Allegheny
Invitational
7- PSAC's
OFF TO A GOOD START
The Golden Eagles took their first step in the
right direction, beginning the 1991 season with
a 24-21 victory over visiting Fairmont State.
Clarion (1-0) used a well balanced attack as
both offensive and defensive units overcame the
19th ranked Falcons at Memorial Stadium on
Saturday.
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Wide out Art Walker makes an acrobatic one-handed catch
during last Saturday's win at Memorial Stadium.
Clarion's Damien Henry (1) is held at the goal line by the Fairmont
State defense, as quarterback Tim Myers (14) looks on. Henry
finished Saturday's game with 98 yards rushing and a touchdown.
PSAC NOTES
In play last week, the PSAC named IUP
quarterback Tony Aliucci and
Shippensburg wideout Tad Pribula as
"Co-Players of the Week" in the PSAC
Western Division. Aliucci completed
13 of 18 passes for 233 yards and two
tpuchdowns, guiding IUP past NE
Missouri State, 41-11. Pribula caught
seven aerials for 140 yards and one TD
to lead Shippensburg past Shepherd
College, 49-28.
Kutztown quarterback Andy Breault
was named by the PSAC as the Eastern
Division "Player of the Week." Breault
led Kutztown University to a 49-28
win over California, Pa. Breault
completed 18-27 passes for 265
yards and five touchdowns.
Art Walker (3) caught four passes for 59 yards and scored a
touchdown in Clarion's win over Fairmont State.
Fairmont State quarterback Brian Massey (35) was knocked out of
the game on this hit by Clarion defensive end Eric Acord (95). Acord
recorded 10 tackles and two quarterback sacks on Saturday.
Clarion Call photos by
Christopher Homer
Photography Editor
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ID card.
2. No street shoes, gym bags or coats are allowed in
the Fitness Center.
3. No food or drinks of any kind are permitted in the
Fitness Center.
4. No tobacco products of any kind are permitted in
the Fitness Center.
5. Do not remove weights, bars or dumbbells from
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6. After every workout, return all bars, weights and
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7. Keep all unused weights away from the walls.
8. Do not drop any weights, bars or dumbbells.
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by Dan Parrish
Sports Staff Writer
It's that time of the year again.
That's right, it's time for another
season of hard-hitting Lady
Eagles volleyball. The team
officially opened its 1991
campaign on Friday, September
6 at the Ashland University
Classic. The team faired well,
winning two against C.W. Post
and IUP, respectively, and losing
a deuce, one to 20th ranked
Ashland University. Individually,
junior Wendy Ellenberger had an
impressive tournament with 74
assists,fifteen kills, fourteen digs
and three aces. Ellenberger was
also elected to the All-
Tournament team. Other players
who favored well at the tourney
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were Linda Cunningham (30
kills, seven aces, and twelve
digs), Barbara Mellinger (14
kills and nine blocks) and Julie
Bentz (13 kills, nine aces and 13
digs). Clarion also had great
support from first year players
Meghan Kelly, Linda Keibler
and Patricia Vopal. Kelly
collected a team leading 22 digs
while Keibler and Vopal each
had eleven and eight kills,
respectively.
The team is coached by Sue
Flaherty and assisted by Diana
Schwartz. This is their second
season together after finishing
second in the PSAC-West last
year with with a 24-15 record.
They eventually placed third in
the PSAC Championships. This
season, however, is considered a
rebuilding year. Clarion
graduated f our seniors last year
and is expected to start three
freshman this year.
But Flaherty's outlook is a
positive one, "We are young, but
we believe that the talent is here
to have a successful season. We
need to learn from our mistakes
and gain maturity. Then we can
reach our goal of placing in the
top two in the PSAC-West and
qualify for the Championships."
The team will be led this year
by co-captains Ellenberger, a
junior from Harrisburg, and
Cunningham, a senior out of St
Benedict. Other seasoned
veterans on the squad include
juniors Bentz and Tammi Bills
and sophomores Mellinger and
Trina Bolyar.
Kelly, Keibler and Vopal are
three froshes expected to see a
lot of playing time this season.
The Lady Eagles opened the
PSAC season on Tuesday against
IUP at Tippin Gymnasium. Their
home match is set for next
Friday night against Seton Hill,
so come on out and support our
team.
Ellenberger was honored this
week by the PSAC. The junior
setter was named as the PSAC's
"Player of the Week" for her
performance in the Ashland
Tournament. The PSAC award is
the first ever in women's
volleyball in the conference, as
the PSAC has instituted a new
information system and awards
program for women's volleyball.
The Clarion University men's
and women's cross country
teams opened their 1991 season
at St. Bonaventure last Saturday.
The women placed fifth while
the men placed eighth in the 12
team event.
The Clarion women were led
by Nancy Fullerton who ran the
three mile course in 19:21, good
for 11th place in the 77 runner
field. Nickie Yahres ran a 20:58
and finished 31st. Megan
Stcclair ran the course in 21:36
and finished 36th. Jen Gleason
ran her first cross-country race of
her life and finished 41st. Disa
Ruiz rounded out Clarion's top
five, finishing 43rd.
The men were led by Russ
Breindel who ran the five mile
course in 27:33 and placed 28th.
Mark Kinch came in six seconds
later to claim 34th place.
Freshman Mike Fricko ran a
28:04 and finished 45th, Matt
Winger finished 45th and Joe
Rubenstein finished the Golden
Eagles' top five in 67th place.
The men's eighth place finish
could have been much higher
had complications not kept three
of the team's runners from
running as a member of
Clarion's team. Chad Briggs,
Chris Fenn and Pat Jovanovich
were forced to run the race as
independents. Briggs finished
27th, Fenn grabbed 37th place
and Jovanovich took 41st place.
All three would have placed in
the team's top five runners. The
top five men and women are
summed up and that makes up
the team placement.
Second year coach Ron Wiser
has made some changes in this
year's schedule. The schedule
features meets at IUP, Penn State
and Notre Dame. The annual
alumni meet during ALF Week
is also scheduled. The meet at
Pitt-Bradford, where Fullerton
set the women's course record
last year, has been dropped from
the schedule. The teams don't
have back-to-back meets until
mid-October. The goal for this
team is to place better at the
PSAC's. Last year, the men
placed 12th out of 14, and the
women placed ninth out of 11.
Clarion's cross-country team
prides itself on its consistency.
Runner Chris Fenn stated, "Once
all the eligibility problems are
worked out, we should be a
competitive team." Clarion was
competitive last year until a
wave of injuries and the flu vims ;
hindered the performances off
several runners.
The cross-country team has a
good blend of youth and
experience. The men have three
seniors, four juniors, two
sophomores and four freshmen.
The women have two seniors,
three juniors, four sophomores
and one frosh.
The team's practice sessions
vary from the beginning of the
season to the end. Most of
September will be spent on
endurance running and distance.
This is to get the runners in great
physical condition. By October,
the team will begin sharpening
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their skills and start competing
with better mental techniques
rather than relying simply on
strength. Coach Wiser wants his
team to, "peak at the PSAC's."
The cross country team will
return to action on September
21st when they travel to IUP for
the IUP Invitational.
An Announcer is needed
for the Women's
Baksetball season. For
more information, call
226-2200 or stop in
Room 207 Tippin
Gymnasium.
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Sports Opinion
BO HAS TAUGHT THE WORLD MORE THAN
JUST WHAT BRAND OF SHOE TO WEAR
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Imagine, if you will, two boys
of the same age. For names'
sake, let's call them John and
Steve. John and Steve gcew up
together, sharing the same
teachers and coaches, learning
the same ideas and techniques to
conquer life in the classroom and
on the playing field. But there is
a difference between John and
Steve. You don't know why, but
there is. How did John become a
better running back than Steve?
They both had great times in the
forty and they both bench close
to 275 lbs. But John always
found a way to gain that extra
yard. Steve didn't. Why did John
score higher on his SAT's? They
both studied the same material.
But John wanted to study more.
Steve didn't. Why is John more
successful in life than Steve?
Most psychologists and experts
would probably come up with
some type of excuse for Steve.
"He wasn't raised in the proper
environment.. .His parents failed
to encourage Steve, thus, giving
him a low self-esteem..." But the
answer has nothing to do with
Steve's parents or the
environment in which he grew
up. It has to do with Steve. The
answer? Internal motivation.
Simply put, it's what makes John
want more out of life than just
mediocrity. And it's what makes
Steve try just hard enough to be
average.
Being average is something
that Bo Jackson has never
wanted out of life. From the time
he was old enough to know what
life had to offer, Bo never
wanted average. He excelled in
all high school sports, excelled
so much in baseball that the
Yankees were talking about Bo
in pinstripes. But he didn't want
that. He wanted more. He
wanted an education. So off to
Auburn he went. In his four
years at Auburn, Bo excelled in
both football and baseball. He
was so great an athlete that in his
senior year he was the SEC's
"Most Valuable Player" in
baseball and college football's
Hcisman Trophy winner. Teams
in both sports wanted him. The
question on everyone's mind was
"Which sport is Bo going to
choose?" He answered everyone
by not choosing. He didn't want
to be great at just one sport. He
wanted more. He wanted to be
great at both sports.
Sports lovers, as well as critics,
thought he was crazy. How could
one man play two grueling
sports? He won't last, he'll wear
out. But Bo didn't wear out.
Sure, he didn't exactly burst onto
the baseball world in dramatic
fashion. But he was young and
he was learning. And eventually,
he became a star. Highlights of
his five year career would
probably be his three homeruns
in a single game, winning the
MVP award at the 1989 All-Star
game and, of course, his brutal
thrashings of Louisville Sluggers
after disappointing strikeouts.
But Bo didn't want to be just
another one career guy. He
wanted more.
In 1989, Bo decided to put on
the pads, much to the delight of
Al Davis and much to the
disappointment of the Kansas
City Royals' front office.
Football fans remembered the
game that Bo first showed the
world his tremendous football
ability. It was on Monday Night
Football and Los Angeles was
battling Seattle. The thing that I
remember most about that game
wasn't Bo's ninety-one yard
scamper into the endzone. It was
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his second touchdown of the
night. It was a sweep to the right
and Bo had just one man to beat,
the loose-lipped, overrated Brian
Bosworth. Bo knew exactly what
to do. Putting his helmet down,
Bo met the Boz head-on.
Milliseconds later, Bo was
celebrating with his teammates
in the end zone and Bosworth
was being interviewed by the
reporters and cameramen that Bo
had blasted him into.
Things were going good for
Bo. He was playing the two
sports he loved the best and was
endorsing the soft drinks and
shoes he loved the best. Then it
happened. What skeptics had
hoped would happen, did. The
Raiders were playing the
Bengals in an AFC playoff
game, the winner going on to the
AFC Championship. Bo was
having another good day on the
ground. But, suddenly, as if fate
had turned its back on Bo, the
unspeakable happened. Bo
sustained an injury. "What is
wrong with this picture," we
thought. How could it be? We
had conjurred up this image of
Bo being immortal. An injury
was simply not logical. But the
shocks of this occurance wore
off and we were swept back to
reality.
What was at first thought to be
a hip pointer became more
serious. After an examination a
few days later, physicians were
telling Bo that he might never
play either sport again and he
just might need a hip transplant.
But Bo wasn't listening, he knew
what he had to do. He wasn't
settling for expert opinions. He
wanted more.
It has been nine months since
that AFC playoff game, and the
road back to the pros hasn't been
a bed of roses. Bo has gone
through surgery and months and
months of painstaking
rehabilitation. Workouts have
included biking, butterfly
stretching, weigtftlifting, the
Biodcx machine and the
whirlpool. There were times
when the stretches would
become so unbearable that Bo,
yes Bo, would almost cry. But he
is back, at least in a baseball
uniform. And, although the
White Sox might be out of the
pennant race, the return of Bo in
a Chicago uniform has Jeff
Torborg and his gang anxiously
anticipating a future full of
Chisox success. Because of the
internal fire that never lets him
subside, Bo has made it back to
hardball. Many, including
myself, thought that they had
heard the last of Bo Jackson. But
he won't quit, he wants more.
Just like his baseball idols,
Nolan Ryan and Carlton Fisk, Bo
wants to decide when it's time to
retire. He doesn't want the game
to decide it for him.
And now Bo is talking about
playing football again. Critics
are saying that he can't do it, it
would severely threaten his
career as a baseball superstar.
Former 49ers head coach Bill
Walsh says that that is why the
Raiders signed Roger Craig and
kept Greg Bell. Former NFL
quarterback Joe Theismann
thinks that Bo would be foolish
to try and play football again.
But then, these are probably the
same critics who scoffed when
he said he would play baseball in
1991.
No one knows whether Bo can
come back to the NFL and make
the impact that he did before.
But whether or not he does , isn't
the issue. The issue that I'm
trying to convey is Bo's internal
fortitude. The motivation that
has never let him quit, that drove
him to run those few extra
sprints and to do those extra sets
of leg curls; the drive that has
made him one of the greatest
athletes of all time. No matter
what happens to Bo, I'll know
that he didn't settle for being
ordinary. He wanted to prove to
himself and to everyone else that
he wasn't going to rest on the
plane of mediocrity. Bo's fire
consumed every fibre of his
being... It made him want more.
The Annual ALF Golf Tournament will be held on
October 5th and 6th at Mayfield Golf Course. The
tourney will begin at 10 a.m. The play will be a four
man amateur scramble. A certified handicap of 12
or above is required for all players. Cost is $160
per team. A four man open scramble will start at 10
a.m. on the sixth. Cost is $200 per team. For more
information, call 226-8888 and ask for Mark.
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on October 4th, 5th,
and 6th. The
tournament will be held
all three days at the
Clarion University
Tennis Courts.
Chairman for the
tournament is Norbert
Baschngle. Entry fee
will be $10. For more
information call 226-
2248 or 226-5098.
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To the brothers of Sigma Chi:
'Awesome!," "Classic" and
simply fantastic!!! There
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PA System, Lights, other
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Theta Phi Alpha and Delta Chi
congratulate Susan (Richmond)
and Edward Unitis on their
marriage!
Phi Sigma Sigma wishes to
congratulate Rachel, the new
drum major of C.U.P.'s
Marching Band. We're so proud
of you!
Good Luck to all going through
rush. Have Fun! - Theta Phi
Alpha
Theta Chi, Great get together
man! ! We were so glad to start
the semester with you! ! D Phi E
Congratulations, Trisha, on
becoming silk captain for
C.U.P.'s Marching Band. We're
so proud of you! Love, Your Phi
Sig sisters.
The Phi Sigma Sigma sisters
proudly celebrate 20 years at
Clarion University.
Congratulations on two terrific
decades, and here's to a very
promising future.
Nat, Kate, Kell-I, Bets, Carmen,
Hey-Hey, and Sue, I could not
have asked for better roommates
this summer at O.C.M.D.
Thanks for making my summer
memorable! Love.Jamey
To Chris Wagner Chris, the D
Phi E sisters would like you to
know that we miss you!! Stop
over and see us!!! SOON!!!
Congratulations to the Brothers
of Sigma Chi on the Peterson
Award and Thank you for the
beautiful flowers! I love you all
very much! Love, Tricia
XOXOXO
Well Kate, you finally made it!
Happy 21st!! We love you, Your
D Phi E sisters.
Theta Phi Alpha wishes all
sisters with summer birthdays a
good year! Marcia G., Colleen
C, Karla Y., DeAnn B., Coleen
M., Julie F„ Kim O. "21,"
Shannon S., Kiersten R.,
Happy Birthday to Tricia,
Shannon, and Robin!! Hope you
had a great day! ! Love your D
Phi E sisters!
Bets, Just wait till Friday!! We
are going to make it a night to
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Group
Concerns will address:
W self-esteem
S relationships
G women's changing roles
The group will meet Thursdays beginning Septmber 19.
For more information contact the Counseling Center,
148 Egbert Hall, 226-2255.
remember! Ha Ha! Happy 21st!
Your D Phi E sisters.
Biff, Happy 22nd Birthday! We
are looking forward to a great
semester with our new Dcephcr
Darling! Love the sisters of
Delta Phi Epsilon.
information please contact our
Rush Chairman, Todd Plummer
227-28 1 5 or Ryan Bruner - 226-
2843.
To all men considering joining a
Greek organization; The Delta
Chi Fraternity would like to
welcome you to attend our rush
activities during the next few
weeks. Delta Chi is made up of
a diversified group of men who
work together to form a strong
National Fraternity. Be among
the first to be initiated in our new
house, which we hope to move
into this November. For more
To Chick - Thanks for rooming
with me this year. It has been an
"experience" so far, to say the
least!! I can't even imagine
living with anyone else! ! Best of
luck with A.J.! I hope these 7
months continue to 7 years.
Love you, The Wannabe!
PMS Posse - Have you heard
about the four good friends who
never hung out together or talked
to each other. I don't want to
have to finish that story either.
Let's get together next week!!
Just the Girls! Mik-Shell
Applications for Homecoming
Court will soon be available in
room 4, Harvey Hall. All
undergraduates are eligible to
apply. A photo, no larger than
5x7, is required. Please
arrange to have pictures taken
early. Watch for further notice.
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Volume 73, Issue 3 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 19, 1991
Presidential candidates speak out
Washington, D.C. (AP) - The two newest democratic
residential candidates are hitting the airwaves and also
lilting President George Bush. Iowa Senator Tom Harkin
campaigned this week in the northeastern United States. A
jay after entering the race with a fiery liberal appeal, Harkin
sounded off again by saying he wants to stop spending so
nuch in foreign lands and begin spending more on education.
Virginia Governor Douglas Wilder told CBS News that
Resident Bush's popularity means nothing because American
voters are too unpredictable.
News Clips
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Senator Heinz crash investigated
5 hiladelphia (AP) - The National Transportation Safety Board
yesterday said the probable cause of the midair crash that
cilled Senator John Heinz and six others last April 4 was poor
udgement on the part of the pilots. The board placed
esponsibility for the crash on both the airplane carrying Heinz
ind the helicopter that was checking on the airplane's landing
5ear.
Heinz, the four pilots and two school children on the ground
were killed as a result of the mid-air collision.
In This Issue -
News
Mellow retirement bill
Pg.5
Student trustee convicted
Pg.5
M
U
Features
Student profile: Lisa Paitz
Pg. 11
International student night
Pg. 14
Sports
Football team 2-0
Pg. 19
Henry named player of the week
Pg.20
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
Ibday - Cloudy and cooler temps. High 75
riday - More mild and lower temps. High 65
Saturday - Mostly sunny and continuing
seasonable. High near 70.
Sunday - More humid with a 70 percent chance
of showers or thunderstorms. High 75.
Council of Trustees approve
1991-92 operating budget
The Clarion University Council
of Trustee's met last Wednesday
with university budget problems
encompassing a great deal of their
time.
A 1991-92 operating budget and
1992-93 capital budget request
were approved by the Clarion
University Council of Trustees.
"It's going to
be a tight year
with some
major budget
problems."
-President
Reinhard
Both budgets will be submitted
to the State System of Higher
Education Central Office.
The education and general
operating budget of $45 million
reflects a small 3.9 percent
increase over last year's budget.
University officials are concerned
because of increases in fixed costs
which far outstrip the budget
increase. Contracted increases in
personnel costs account for an 8.5
percent increase this year, with
personnel accounting for
approximately 85 percent of the
education and general budget.
"It's going to be a tight year with
some major budget problems," said
President Diane Reinhard.
"There's underfunding of
practically every line item."
Clarion received a 2.06 percent
increase in its state budget
allocation through the State
System of Higher Education.
Complicating the tough financial
situation at Clarion is a $1.3
million giveback during the last
academic year because of the
Commonwealth's budget
problems. The $1.3 million
consisted of reserve accounts and
other funds which only allowed for
$88,000 to be carried over between
budget years.
The additional increase in
Clarion University President Dr. Diane Reinhard
Public Affairs photo
Clarion's budget was provided by
student fees. The SSHE Board of
Governors approved a $350 per
year increase in tuition for
Pennsylvania residents.
The capital budget request, a
"wish list" of projects for
consideration over a long-term
period, was also approved by
Trustees.
Priority projects for the 1992-93
year include:
* Renovation and expansion of
Carlson Library, $13.9 million.
* Renovation of Peirce Science
Center, including electrical,
heating, ventilation, air
conditioning and structural
upgrades, $6.2 million.
* Replacements of windows in
six campus buildings, $972,000.
♦ Addition to Carrier Hall, $1.3
million.
Preliminary enrollment figures
for Clarion University show a total
headcount of 6,250 students
attending classes or a full time
equivalent enrollment of 5,772
students. Full time equivalent
(FTE) figures average the number
of full and part time students as 15
credit hours for one undergraduate
student and 12 credit hours for
each graduate student. FTE
enrollment figures are used for
budget purposes.
The figures show a decrease in
total enrollment as compared to
last year at the same time, after
five days of classes. The total
headcount figures for last year
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
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'I understand and am here to
help." That phrase haunted me
until the day I finally admitted a
secret I tried to hide for almost
four years. Help? There actually
is help?
All I had wanted to do was lose
a few pounds; just enough to feel
good about myself again; to
make my ex-boyfriend regret
breaking up with me; to fit into a
smaller size cheerleading
uniform. What went wrong?
The more weight I lost, the less
I ate and the more I exercised. I
feared food, lost concentration in
my classes, isolated myself from
my family and increased my
exercise program to 4-8 hours a
day. I am 5'9, and I went from
148 pounds to 110 pounds in a
matter of two months, and still I
didn't believe I was thin. No one
could tell me differently. I was
still overweight and had to be
thinner.
I grew obsessed with my
weight My new boyfriend grew
impatient with watching me
constantly weigh myself. I knew
exactly what I weighed every
half hour of every day; I lived on
rice cakes to curb my appetite. I
thought I was in control; I could
prove to everyone that they had
to eat, but I did not.
During my first semester in
Clarion, I lived for the weekends
when I could go home, see my
boyfriend and eat everything in
sight. I had discovered a new
way to remain thin. It was easy I
and congratulated myself on
discovering it.
After months of starvation and
consistent exercise, my
metabolism, from my weekend
binges, slowed down. I began to
gain weight again, until finally I
had to stop eating altogether. My
parents, who were frustrated at
this time, took action. I was sent
to St. Francis Hospital in
Pittsburgh as an anorexic
Kelly Mahoney
outpatient. I was evaluated by
various therapists and doctors,
given a nutrition guide and sent
back to Clarion. From those
appointments, I learned to fake
happiness; I learned to lie about
my problem better than before,
and I still covered the fact I had
an eating disorder. My friends
and family accepted the fact that
I never ate, and they stopped
pressuring me. As their
worrying ceased, though, my
disease progressed.
When I returned for my second
semester, I experienced added
pressures. My father was
disgusted with the past
semester's report card. He
demanded a certain grade point
average, and that I also hold a
daily job that demanded
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
Aesthetics arc very
important to our decision
makers.
Aesthetics is the an of making
a decision and dressing it up so it
is pleasing to the eye.
Aesthetics are more important
to those people making the
decisions than the people's
opinions being affected by those
decisions.
Most times an aesthetic
decision works out, because it is
the correct decision to make,
even if it isn't asethetically
perfect.
This just happens to be one
incidence where the asethetically
pleasing choice was a mistake,
and some background work
should have been done.
I speak of the selection of
Clarion University's student
trustee to our Council of
Trustees.
Margaret Jane Horner was
appointed this summer to the
Clarion University Council of
Trustees by the Chancellor's
office of the State System of
Higher Education.
Exactly what I'm getting at is
the fact that Ms. Horner was
named student trustee over who,
I consider, two more qualified
and better representative students
at Clarion University. But in my
opinion, aesthetics outweighed
what the proper decision should
have been in this case.
As far as this goes, Ms. Horner
is a returning adult commuter
student, and this fact allows
Clarion University, its governing
board and S SHE to brag about
minority representation on the
Council of Trustees.
Ms. Horner is also a resident of
Oil City, which means she most
likely shares some of the very
conservative views of other
trustees.
Unfortunately, to the extreme
embarrassment of both Clarion
University and SSHE, Ms.
Horner did something very
wrong.
If readers would now turn to
page five of this week's Clarion
Call they would see Ms. Horner
was convicted, last week, of
cruelty to animals.
I might point out this is her
appeal, and that earlier she was
convicted by a Pleasantville
District Justice.
It'll be interesting to follow the
happenings of this case.
If SSHE or the university had
any brains, they would ask Ms.
Horner to resign from the
Council of Trustees.
Ms. Homer, I publicly now ask
you to resign your post. It may
not make sense to some, but I
have no desire to see you make
any more decisions involving my
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
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Dear Editor,
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established within the State
System of Higher Education
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attending these universities is
99,000. Among these are three
students who are presidents of
their student governments and
are selected to preside on the
Board of Governors.
The Board of Governors has
the overall responsibility for
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planning and coordinating the
development and operations of
the universities. The three
student representatives along
with the governor, (or an
appointee), the Secretary of
Education, two senators and two
representatives and 11 other
members appointed by the
governor, have the responsibility
of making decisions that will
affect the 99,000 students
attending state universities.
Among these responsibilities are:
system-wide budget planning,
establishing tuition fees,
approval of capital facilities,
implementation of new programs
and advancement of the state
universities.
The student members of the
board are: Kimberly Allen,
Monica Douglas and Patrick
Geho. As the student
representatives to the board, it is
felt there needs to be better
communication between us and
the students attending the
universities in which we are
representing. Because the
decisions that are being made are
directly affecting all students, we
are encouraging increased
communication and involvement
throughout the system.
Your opinion matters and it's
our responsibility to be sure it is
heard!
Kimberly Allen
President, Student Association
Shippensburg University of Pa.
Monica Douglas
President, Student Senate
Clarion University of Pa.
Patrick Geho
President, Student
Government Association
Slippery Rock Univ. of Pa.
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Why a
tuition hike?
Dear Editor and students,
As we begin another academic
year we are once again greeted
with a tuition increase. Not a
cost-of-living increase but a
record 15 percent increase.
Many of us have asked why?
The answer is very simple. The
state, (the governor and the
General Assembly), did not
increase funds for the State
System enough, so the burden of
increased cost must be picked up
by tuition.
Why did this happen? Again,
the answer seems very simple.
The governor and General
Assembly did not feel that our
institutions were important
enough for an adequate increase
in funds, and that a tuition
increase would be acceptable to
them. Why do they feel this
way? Mainly because they are
constantly bombarded by people
seeking state funds, welfare,
health, basic education, etc.
They obviously fund those
organizations which squeak the
loudest
I would hope that many of you
feel as I do, that I do not want to
see tuition increases continue as
an excuse to fund our schools.
The Board of Student
Government Presidents intends
to be very active and involved
with the Chancellor's Office to
advance the State System's
needs to the governor and the
General Assembly. Our
involvement can only be
effective if we all participate as a
united force. Each and every
one of us is important
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You will be hearing from your
student leaders soon to begin the
process. Please take a moment
and participate. The result of
non-participation is another
tuition increase.
Let's begin the year resolved to
work to hold tuition increases to
a minimum.
Edward J. Nolan
Director of Govermental
Relations for the Chancellor's
office of SSHE
(Editor's note:
This letter was also signed by
the 14 presidents of the student
government organizations at
the 14 SSHE schools)
Rights of the
Middle States
Association
Dear Editor
In recent testimony before a
subcommittee of the House
Government Operations
Committee, Secretary of
Education Lamar Alexander
questioned whether the Middle
States Association, which
accredits colleges and
universities, should "dictate to
institutions [on matters of] race,
ethnicity, gender or age."
In fact, Middle States does no
such thing. While our
accreditation standards have now
become the subject of some
debate, when we look beyond
the rhetoric, we usually find that
we are in complete agreement
with most of our critics on most
of the issues.
Our standards for
accreditation, as they relate to
diversity, simply reflect a desire
to encourage diversity in a
manner each institution deems
reasonable: We do not require
numerical quotas, affirmative
action or any other race-based
remedies.
We consider diversity only in
the context of an institution's
sponsorship, history, goals and
mission. No one would ever
suggest for example, that special
purpose schools, such as
historically black colleges,
women's colleges or religious
seminaries, be required to alter
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Council. . .
(Continued from pg. 1)
showed 6,377 students and the
FTE enrollment at 5,884.
"As we watched the data on
applications and acceptances of
new students for Fall 1991, we
anticipated a decrease in the
enrollments of first-time-in-
college students," said Tom
Gusler, assistant academic vice
president. "We also knew that
for the past two fall semesters,
we had enrolled several hundred
less first-lime full-time new
students than in previous years.
Last fall alone, there was a
decrease of 244 full-time first-
time students. We also knew
that when the larger
undergraduate classes that
entered four and five years ago
graduated, that the differences
between the larger outgoing
classes and the smaller incoming
classes would result in a drop in
out total undergraduate
enrollment. Where possible,
budgeting plans and staffing
plans were adjusted accordingly
for the expected decrease.
"What nobody knew is that the
funding for the graduate level
science education classes (ITEC)
would be removed at the last
minute from the state budget. In
Fall 1990, ITEC students
accounted for 72 of the 361
graduate FTE (20 percent) and
298 of the 741 graduate
headcount (40 percent)."
The preliminary enrollment
figures for this year indicate
about a three percent drop in full
time equivalent enrollment from
last year, reflecting the changing
demographics of the potential
student body. The number of
traditional 18-year old students
is dropping in western
Pennsylvania and throughout the
United States.
In other action:
* Jack Blaine, vice president
for advancement, reported
$530,000 was provided through
the Clarion University
Foundation last year.
Hide Park. . .
(Continued from pg. 2)
began to excel in nothing else
but being thin. Finding I had
failed in every other aspect of
my life.
One Wednesday night, I was
rushed to the hospital for severe
stomach pains. It was the result
of the abuse I was forcing on my
body. My family took action
again, only this time it was much
more severe.
I was admitted to St Francis as
an inpatient on October 27, 1990
and remained in there for 5
weeks. While hospitalized I
learned how to eat once again,
and I learned how to handle
stress. I opened communication
with my family, and we learned
how the disease operates and
takes control.
Unknown to most of us, eating
disorders are similar to
alcoholism. It alters
Afterthoughts. . .
(Continued from pg. 2)
future, if you weren't smart
enough to care for six horses.
In a related issue to this
problem, I as a student am not
happy.
Something needs to be
changed in the way our student
trustee is selected.
Supposedly that person
represents the students, but none
of us have very much say so in
who is selected, or what her
decisions are.
Even I, as the newspaper
editor, had very little idea who
our student trustee was or what
she does.
Until next week. . . Farewell.
personalities, causes severe
depression, takes over lives, and
never goes away. Therapy is
advised for people in this
situation, but most important is
the support from family, friends,
and the members at group
meetings.
There is help for any of us
seeking it. Eating disorders are
not only dangerous but also life
threatening. Now, whenever I
hear the phrase, "I understand,
and I'm here to help," I'm not
haunted by it. I realized I
needed help, and even though
m.v life has its ups and downs,
I'm able to deal with it by asking
for it. Anorexia nervosa will
always haunt me, but it doesn't
control me or my life anymore.
Kelly Mahoney is a junior at
Clarion University with a dual
major of Comunication and
Spanish.
Letters. . «
(Continued on Pg. 3)
the composition of their student
bodies.
These standards were adopted
unanimously by our member
institutions in the belief that
diversity is an important
component of the educational
process.
In his testimony, Secretary
Alexander pointed out that in
America "we celebrate our
differences. They give us
resourcefulness, creativity,
energy, strength. . . But what
makes our nation finally work is
a spirit of tolerance and mutual
respect for our differences."
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Mellow Bill grants early retirement
with benefits for state employees
by Kelley Mahoney
Assistant News Editor
A new slate early retirement
bill, the Mellow Bill, was
recently signed into law by
Governor Robert Casey. It
grants those members of the
State Employees' Retirement
System (SERS) aged 55 and
older, the option of early
retirement, if they have 10 or
more years of service, an
additional 10 percent service
credit in the calculation of their
pension benefits if they have
retired since February 1, 1991 or
choose to do so between now
and December 31, 1991.
If not for this bill, Governor
Casey would have had to resort
to a 2,000 teacher lay-off within
the next year to close a state
budget gap. The Mellow Bill
could reduce the need for these
cutbacks.
The measure, introduced by
House democratic floor leader
Senator Robert Mellow, passed
by a 47 to 1 margin this past
April.
Senator Mellow's motivation
for proposing the bill was to
prevent another large lay-off
such as the one initiated by
Governor Dick Thornburgh in
1982 and 1983.
Despite its advantages towards
the budget, there are some who
feel it has various disadvantages
and creates problems for many
state colleges.
"It's difficult for us," states
Clarion University president of
the Association of Pennsylvania
State College and University
Faculties (APSCUF), Bob
Balough. "We need more time
bill will only be in effect until
December 31, 1991. When
asked if this portion, with the
added benefits, will ever be used
again, Neil Malady, legislative
assistant to Senator Mellow,
replied, "We won't know until
January or February just how
effective these measures are. It
is feasible, however, that this
particular section may be
reintroduced, if successful, in
"This bill will cause
problems
for us in the future."
to recruit a new staff. If
someone decides to retire at the
very end of December, it's
effective the following January
which leaves us less than a
month to hire necessary staff
members."
Mary Loo Elder, of the Human
Resources Office, stated, "We
will have approximately 40
retirees as a result of this here at
Clarion. The majority will
consist of faculty members."
This particular portion of the
two or more years."
One of the reasons the bill was
adopted was to save the state
money. Malady responded by
saying, "It will save the general
fund budget approximately $90
million."
But for schools operating by
semesters, it is troublesome and
difficult to plan ahead for.
"This bill," remarks Balough,
"will cause problems for us in
the future. Administration has to
preplan. It's still too early to tell
the impact it will have on us for
the spring semester."
This bill also includes the
opportunity for retirees to return
to work if emergency situations
arise.
"A member of SERS could
return to work if it was
absolutely necessary," said Elder.
"An example would be a
shortage of staff members. But,
the situation must be approved
by the Chancellor's office in
Harrisburg."
The previous retirement
restriction code stated that
retirees could return for a 60 day
work period without a loss of
annuity. This has been revised to
a 95 day, work period within a
fiscal year.
In order to avoid conflicts for
administration, they must have a
list of potential, new staff
members.
"Administration wasn't too
worried over the summer," said
Balough. "We were all just
hoping that the bill wouldn't
pass. We will have to wait and
see now."
Many schools are already
hoping for a change in the bill.
A workshop was held on
Thursday, September 12, in
Peirce Auditorium to discuss
possible improvisations to the
bill.
"All we can do is hope for a
change," said Balough. "It's not
up to us to decide. We can only
offer suggestions and hope they
will be considered."
The ones who do have the final
say is the State System of Higher
Education (SSHE).
This bill, while not intended to
do so, is having a detrimental
effect on education.
"It has a grave effect on
students," adds Balough. "We
may not have the staff needed to
offer certain courses in the
spring if there are staff
problems."
The bill itself, although
needed, in accordance to
Balough, will effect our needs
improvised to also benefit state
colleges as well and grant a more
substantial time limit for an
employee to retire.
"We are not looking for a
complete change of the bill,"
said Balough. "All we are
looking to do and asking for is
more of a time frame in which
we are able to hire adequately
qualified people to fill these
positions."
Student trustee convicted on
charges of cruelty to animals
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
The recently elected student
representative on the Clarion
University Council of Trustees
was convicted Friday of six
counts of cruelty to animals.
Margaret Jane Horner, of
Cornplanter township, Oil City,
and a full-time student of Clarion
University will be sentenced
October 30. Ms. Horner is a
business administration major
taking classes at both the
Venango and Clarion campuses.
Ms. Horner faces a maximum
°f 1 8 months in jail and a $ 1 ,800
fine.
Venango County Judge H.
William White convicted Homer
following two days of testimony.
Among those testifying against
Homer were state police officers,
the Pennsylvania Society for the
Prevention of Cruelly to Animals
and several other prosecution
witnesses.
All witnesses testified that
Horner failed to feed and
maintain proper care of the six
horses she owned.
According to an unnamed
source present in the courtroom
during sentencing, a wave of
relief swept throughout the
courtroom following the
announcement of a guilty
verdict. Many horse lovers in
attendance wept with relief as
the verdict was announced.
White said he reviewed the
testimony and evidence
Thursday evening and Friday
morning before making a
decision.
"I simply can't get past the
pictures," White said, referring
to prosecution photographs and
videotapes showing the
condition of the six horses after
they were seized by the state
police.
"They were very compelling
and told the story themselves,"
White said.
"I am convinced beyond a
reasonable doubt that there was
neglect here," White added.
No appeal to the guilty verdict
has been filled as of this time by
Ms. Horner's attorney Walter
Bloom.
Horner was earlier convicted
by Pleasantville District
Magistrate David Fish. Fish had
earlier sentenced her to five days
in jail. Ms. Horner then appealed
her case to White.
Before sentence is imposed,
White will conduct a sentencing
hearing at which Bloom and
Assistant District Attorney
David Kappel may call
witnesses.
In a related matter, the Clarion
University student senate passed
a motion Monday evening that
the Chancellor's office review
and investigate into the position
of student trustee.
Ms. Horner could not be
reached for comment.
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Township supervisors execute
measures to silence rowdy students
Outside Clarion
The Clarion Call - 9-19-91- Page 7
by Jeff Wise
News Staff Writer
With intentions of quieting
college students and their noisy
parties, Clarion residents are
advocating a resolution for a
noise ordinance.
Residents from the South Fifth
and Greenville extension
Avenues complained about the
noise coming from college
students in that area.
Township supervisors,
therefore, asked attorney
William Strong to author the
proposed noise ordinance. The
resultant was introduced at the
September 11 township
supervisors meeting.
The resolution stated that any
noise deemed inappropriate by a
resident could be reported as a
violation to township police.
Deciding inappropriate noise
would then solely be in the
hands of the resident. Judged as
being rather broad, the township
supervisors voted to table the
measure and gave it back to
Strong for more specific
rewording.
Residents previously held two
public hearings with the
township supervisors in
attendance to discuss what they
wanted in the resolution. At the
second meeting, outlying
citizens of Clarion who heard
about the proposed ordinance
voiced concern about the
applications of a noise law.
Specifically, they were worried
that their shotguns and tractors,
amongst other equipment, could
be judged as violations of the
proposed ordinance.
The direct intention of the
town residents though is to quiet
Clarion college students in the
area, yet it would be
unconstitutional to write a law
specifically aimed at only
college students.
According to Dolores Port,
secretary to the township
supervisors, the residents are
becoming increasingly
concerned with the multitude of
students moving into residential
areas. With more students living
in residential areas, there is
likely to be more parties, with
alcohol, and most of all, more
noise that will bother residents.
An additional concern about
the increase in college students is
an increase in public
drunkenness and underage
drinking.
Even though the resolution was
tabled, township supervisors are
now looking at alternative
measures to deal with the noise
problem. One idea is to
coordinate with the county
sheriff's department to help
patrol the troubled areas, along
with the rest of the town. Any
agreement with the sheriffs
department would have to
encompass the whole town, since
isolating the areas with Clarion
students would again be
discriminatory.
Recognizing the problem,
Clarion University officials
extended an invitation to the
township supervisors to attend a
meeting (held earlier this week)
discussing the issue. Also asked
to participate are borough
officials, the interfraternity
council and the panhellic
council. Presiding at the
meeting for the University will
be University President Dr.
Diane Reinhard and Vice
President of Student Affairs Dr.
George Curtis.
Sudent Senate needs people for subcommitties
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Staff Writer
Clarion University's student
senate is accepting applications
to fill positions on student
subcommittees.
The subcommittees that have
openings are the Presidents
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Student Advisory Board, the
Committee of Courses and
Programs of Study, the
Commencement Committee, the
Conduct Board, the Foundation
Advisory Board, the Student
Publicaiton Committee and the
Student Activities Committee. A
student representative of the
faculty senate is also needed.
No prior student senate
experience is needed for these
positions.
Applications will be available
on September 19 in the cafeteria
between the hours of 11-2 p.m.
or they can be picked up at 232
Egbert in the student senate
office anytime between
September 16-20. The appli-
cations are due by Friday,
September 20 no later than 5:00
p.m. Candidates will be inter-
viewed by various members of
student senate September 23-27.
The top scoring candidates will
be voted on September 30 at the
student senate meeting.
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Clarion Borough Police have responded to complaints of
excessive neighborhood noise in the past.
Theta Phi Alpha receives
three major awards
by Bryan Delaney
News Staff Writer
With just one semester under
their belt, the Theta Phi Alpha
sorority has been honored with
three major awards. The best
thing about receiving the awards
is that they were not even
striding for their achievements.
The awards were given on the
grounds of their great pledge
retention, in which they kept
over 95 percent of the girls they
started with at the beginning of
pledging. The rewards were
received under the direction of
Pledge Educator, Patty Leitholf.
The three awards
received are: the National Pledge
Exam of 95 Percent or Above,
The Greater Than 90 Percent
Quota/Bid Attainment and The
Pledge Retention 95 Percent or
Above.
The president of Theta Phi
Alpha, Tara Sheesley, said, "This
is really great for the
organization, especially since we
were inducted into nationals this
past November."
Sheesley also noted they were
not expecting the awards and
the sorority was surprised to
receive them.
The awards were
received this past summer while
president Sheesley and vice
president Dana Ermold attended
a three day Leadership
Conference at Northern
Kentucky University in
Kentucky.
Two members of each Theta
Phi Alpha national chapter were
in attendance and took part in
workshops dealing with
pledging, rushing and time
management.
This coming year, the girls are
working to receive the Esther
Burke McCormick Award. This
achievement recognizes the
Theta Phi Alpha chapter that has
effective pledge training.
Our Clarion chapter is hoping
to keep up with last year's
accomplishments and to go even
further in the years to come.
With a positive attitude like that,
it is likely they will do what they
have set out to accomplish.
Faculty, staff, or administrator needed on the
Executive Board of the University Activities
Board (UAB). If interested, please contact the
UAB Office in 4 Harvey, or call X2312.
Oliver North exonerated from
charges due to technicality
Compiled from the AP Service
by J amal Coleman
International
News
Baltics Join The United
Nations
Tuesday was a red letter day
for the Baltics. The presidents of
Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania
met with President Bush at the
White House.
This was their first meeting
since the Baltics gained their
independence from Moscow.
The Baltic nations formally
took their seats as new members
of the United Nations General
Assembly, Tuesday afternoon.
Iraq Cooperates With
United Nations
Diplomats say Iraq has done an
about-face and decided to let
United Nations inspectors make
helicopter flights to look for
Iraqi ballistic missiles and other
weapons of mass destruction.
Baghdad had refused the
inspection earlier.
Cease-fire Declared In
Yugoslavia
There's a new cease-fire in
Yugoslavia. Heavy fighting was
reported earlier on one strategic
highway and at a submarine
base. Yugoslav warships have
blockaded Croatian ports on the
Adriatic coast. Croatians have
been fighting for independence
for their republic, but ethnic
Serbs within the republic don't
want to split.
National
Witness Testifies
Against Noriega
The first witness took the stand
in a Miami courtroom, Monday,
in the drug trial of former
Panamanian dictator, Manuel
Noriega.
The initial witnesses are
expected to outline the
operations of the Medellin drug
cartel in Colombia.
Noriega's lawyers claimed that
anything he did, including drug
activity, stemmed from his
cooperation with U.S.
Intelligence and drug agencies.
The defense has threatened to
expose what it says, are the dirty
dealings of U.S. Intelligence
Agencies at the trial.
North Exonerated
For Duplicity
Iran-Contra charges have been
dropped against former Reagan
White House Aide, Oliver North.
President Bush says North and
his family have suffered enough
and the decision shows the
system works. Bush would not
comment on North's getting off
on a technicality.
Prosecutors decided Monday
to drop the case against North,
saying they would not be able to
prove that North's trial was not
influenced by testimony he gave
to Congress under a grant of
immunity.
That proof had been demanded
by an appeals court that set aside
North's convictions for
destroying documents, accepting
an illegal gratuity and aiding an
obstruction of Congress.
State
Poor Judgement Caused
Death Of Senator Heinz
Government investigators say
poor pilot judgement is the
probable cause of the midair
crash that killed Pennsylvania
Senator John Heinz and six other
people last April.
The National Transportation
Safety Board (NTSB) says the
helicopter crew flew too close to
the plane and the plane's pilot
was poorly trained. The board
blamed inadequate checking by
Federal Aviation Administration
inspectors.
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by Toni Ross
News Staff Writer
Edinboro May Change Final
Exam Procedures
The majority of faculty
members at Edinboro University
would like to see a change in the
current final examination
schedule.
This was determined through
a survey conducted to 242
faculty members. Of those 242,
154 favored changing the current
system while 87 faculty
members felt the current system
should stay the same.
The Faculty Advisory Group,
which includes faculty members
from a variety of fields,
reviewed the survey results and
consequently listed three options
for a final exam week.
One, of which is a finals week
where exams would be given
over a five day period and
students would not attend classes
during that time.
Another option suggested that
the last three days of the
semester would only be used for
final examinations.
Millersville Tightens
Dorm Security
Security at a number of
Millersville University's dorms
was increased at the beginning
of the 1991 fall semester.
Increased security measures
include ID checks, resident
escorts for non-resident students
and expanded residence hall
office hours.
These steps were taken to
secure those areas that did not
have enough coverage before.
Stress Contributes
To Colds
High stress levels can almost
double a person's chances of
getting a cold.
A study performed by
Carnegie Mellon University
proves that there is a link
between stress and its
suppression of the body's
immune system.
According to Barbara Driscoll,
health center director at Clark
University , Worst er,
Massachusets , this is especially
true for college students mainly
because, "They are always in a
state of flux."
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Clarion University repairs
their visual identity problem
The Clarion Call - 9-19-91- Page 9
by Deanna Raulston
News Staff Writer
Clarion University has
recently undertaken an identity
program in order to provide a
consistent, accurate image to its
constituents.
The program, funded, by a
$50,000 grant from Bell of
Pennsylvania, will be used in all
areas of communication at the
university, including
publications, university relations,
alumni relations, development
CLARION
UNIVERSITY
"The decision to undertake
such a program was prompted by
the realization that Clarion
University did not have an
accurate understanding of how it
was viewed by faculty, staff,
alumni, students, potential
students, parents, the
surrounding community,
business and industry and other
supporters of Clarion
University," said Jack Blaine,
vice president for advancement.
and enrollment management
The new identity program will
provide Clarion University with
the following: a new visual
identity; a manual for
implementation of visual identity
and image management; design
of a new campus signage;
redesign of Clarion Magazine; a
design format for numerous
publications; and staff
consultation.
Included in this identity
program is the development of a
Clarion Call File Photo
Clarion University is currently undergoing an image
change which will effect ail areas of communication.
new logo that will replace the
"Pac Man" logo which has been
in use since 1983.
Various new designs were
reviewed by committee
members. The strongest
impression of Clarion University
was the simple strength of the
word "Clarion." The new logo
strengthens a change in image
from state college or teachers'
college.
"Besides increasing public
awareness and projecting a more
professional image of Clarion
University, the new visual
identity program will actually
save money over the next few
years by reducing design and
printing costs," Blaine said.
"Not just a logo, the new
program revises our stationery,
publications, campus signage,
advertising and other
communications so that the
university will make more
impact at a lower cost"
Student senate's voter registration
drive hopes to pull people to the polls
by Michele Piccirillo
News Staff Writer
A voter registration drive is
planned from September 30 to
October 5 on the Clarion
University campus. In an
attempt to halt tuition increases,
14 state universities are banding
together to boost students
political involvement, according
to C.U.P. Student Senate.
The goal for the drive is to
compile a list of at least 50,000
voters that will put some
pressure on the state government
to support all state universities.
When both Houses meet to plan
out the budget for the next fiscal
year, the Board of Student
Government Presidents (BSGP)
will use the unified list for
lobbying purposes.
At the recent BSGP meeting,
members decided to hold a
competition between the state
schools of higher education. The
three colleges with the highest
percentage of voters will receive
plaques.
"The best thing about it* is that
we will have the satisfaction of
knowing we were the most
supportive," said Johnny Owens,
chairman of legislative affairs.
"I know we can do it."
The registration drive has
taken place at Clarion before but
has never been so promoted.
"It will be successful because
we are implementing some new
ideas," explained Owens.
Student Senate is attempting to
have voting booths available on
campus for both the November
primary election and the April
state election. These booths
would be located in the resident
halls and academic buildings.
Absentee ballots should be
accessible at that time for voters
who are registered in other
Man injured in brawl
with C.U.P. students
counties.
To further encourage students,
there will be sign-ups at a
football game that includes a
raffle and possibly, points for the
future Greek Week will be
awarded to the most active
fraternity and sorority.
Anyone who is 18 years old or
older and a resident of
Pennsylvania is eligible to vote.
The registration drive is geared
to those who are not registered
and those who already are.
Anyone who is not a registered
voter can become one in Clarion
under his or her school address.
Those who are now registered
voters in a different county are
still urged to sign the list for
Clarion University. Also,
anyone who is registered but has
not voted for the past two years
is ineligible and must re-register.
If the voter registration drive
proves to be successful, it may
continue in order to reach more
potential voters.
The Clarion Borough Police
were dispatched to Greenville
Avenue for a bleeding man late
Saturday evening, September 14.
The man was Nelson Buys III,
age 20, of Pittsburgh. He is not
a C.U.P. student. Buys suffered
severe facial cuts, supposedly as
a result of a wrestling match
involving Buys and Clarion
University students, Anthony
A1qi,19, Patrick Crawlcy.18 and
Brian Klein, 19. Buys t"ell into a
window at University
Apartments causing his injuries.
Buys was transported by
ambulance to Clarion Hospital
where he was initially treated
and transferred to Allegheny
General Hospital in Pittsburgh
due to the nature of the injuries.
He has since been released from
the hospital.
Crawley, Aloi and Klein, were
cited for underage drinking.
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TKE International Fraternity takes strong
position against hazing through program
by Sharyl Shelhamer
News Staff Writer
The Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE)
International Fraternity
reaffirmed its progressive stance
against hazing at the TKE
biennial convention on August
18-20.
Although Clarion's chapter has
been on the program one year;
as of Septembei i, 1991, all
TKE chapters will implement the
TKE Membership Development
Program, a comprehensive
system of education that includes
all members throughout their
college experience.
Robert Bore!, Tau Kappa
Epsilon's International President,
said, "We strongly believe that
the elimination of pledging is the
most significant event in the
recent history of the fraternity
system. Our founders did not
pledge, so in a very real sense,
we are returning to our roots.
Our chapters are now, more than
ever, focusing on the important
elements of member
development, scholarship and
other values inherent of
membership in our fraternity."
With a modified focus on
individuality, chapter unity,
"whole chapter" activities,
understanding and applying
pledge lessons and
developmental continuation,
TKE places an emphasis on
building a quality individual.
In this new program, prime
motivators are pride, acceptance,
understanding and the
emergence of self-respect and
confidence, instead of fear and
intimidation of the traditional
pledge programs.
Diana Anderson, director of
Greek Life, often reviews
sorority and fraternity programs
to make sure they are hazing-
free.
Sometimes her changes are
made in the terminology alone
because often she says it makes
the person pledging feel like a
lesser being.
One term she was especially
avoiding was "training."
"I no longer use that word in
any of my workshops. We're not
training; we're educating."
Another key point of the
Membership Development
Concept is that the development
continues for the duration of
affiliation. It is common in
traditional pledge programs for
the growth and learning process
of the pledge to end with
initiation.
T. J. Schmitz, CAE, Executive
Vice President/CEO, reported
that recruitment was up 12
percent this year within those
chapters in the pilot program,
and that alumni support has
grown increasingly positive.
Steven Sadowski, Clarion
TKE's president, sees this
reflected in his chapter also,
saying, "There are mixed
feelings about the policy, but a
lot of people are getting used to
it because, as you know, hazing
causes bad things to happen.
Some people do like it for those
reasons. It's safer for anybody
who's joining the new
membership program."
He also added, "We have more
pledges and things are a lot
calmer now."
Tau Kappa Epsilon was
founded in 1899. There are
more than 300 chapters and
colonies in the U.S. and Canada.
Membership includes 15,000
undergraduate and over 180,000
alumni members.
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Keeping the pace with Paitz, a
mover, shaker, overachiever
by Chris Peters
Features Staff Writer
Most students know that
balancing a full credit load and
participating in exlra-curriculars
is not an easy task. In fact, many
either let their grades slip so they
can be "Joe Participator" or they
turn into "Joe Student" and
participate in nothing but the art
of attending class and doing
homework. Not to short-change
those students who can handle
both, but those who can keep a
respectable QPA, lead an
organization, be a member of
another and still manage a social
life are few and far between.
Senior Communication major,
Lisa Paitz, is one of the few. She
is "Joe Participator/Student. ■*
Paitz manages to be co-producer
of "Hot Trax" at TV-5, an officer
of the National Broadcasting
Society and corresponding
secretary and sectional
chairperson of the service
fraternity, Alpha Phi Omega.
Keep in mind that Paitz does
nothing half-heartedly.
Paitz has been a part of "Hot
Trax" for three years. As co-
producer, she has a myriad of
responsibilities. Paitz is
basically in charge of the
organization and management of
"Hot Trax" where she makes
sure meetings are scheduled and
assignments are completed. In
addition, she calls record
companies and keeps her eye on
the promotion of weekly "Hot
Trax" shows. Overall, Paitz
spends a minimum of 15 to 20
hours a week at this
organization.
Paitz has been involved with
NBS for a year and is currently
serving as vice president of
Alumni and Professional. This
office entails the duties of
keeping alumni up-to-date with
current NBS happenings and
arranging speakers to talk with
members. This position requires
Andrea Mart land/Clarion Call
Senior Lisa Paitz, an officer of the National Broadcasting
Society and member of the Alpha Phi Omega Fraternity, is
also co -producer of "Hot Trax" at TV-5.
another ten hours of Paitz's time
each week.
Along with these activities and
the normal time-consuming
student responsibilities, Paitz is a
key figure in the planning of the
annual Alpha Phi Omega
sectional conference, which will
be held this February at Clarion
University. She is in charge of
making sure 40 Alpha Phi
Omega chapters from
Pennsylvania, West Virginia and
Ohio are invited and keeping
those that attend satisfied. In
addition, she must keep
registration, the talent show, 12
seminars and the closing
ceremonies running smoothly.
Many committees and people are
there helping her, but she is
ultimately responsible if
anything goes wrong.
Paitz exemplifies the Alpha
Phi Omega motto: Be a leader,
Be a friend, Be of service. Paitz
is definitely a leader in her
activities and greek life, but
she's also a team player, working
with the group to better the
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What's
Happening.
In Clarion.. .
Sept 20 Bedrock Cafe, (HVA), 7:30
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p.m.
V-ball vs. Seton Hall, 7 p.m.
SePt 22 Activities Day:
-Exhibits 1-4
-Antique Photo Booth 1 -5
-Balloon Rides (Ralston
Field), 1 :30 - 3:30 p.m.
-UAB mini-concert (outside
Stevens), 2 p.m.
-"David Kim, violin," (Aud),
7:30 p.m.
On the Road. . .
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Sept 24 Sandra Bernhard, "Giving til it
Hurts," Metropol, 8:00 p.m.
Oct 2 Anthrax and Public Enemy,
with special guests PRIMUS
and young black teenagers,
A.J. Palumbo Center, 8:00 p.m.
Oct 4 Crowded House, "Get Wood-
faced Tour," Fulton Theater,
8:00 p.m.
Oct 4-10 The Cannes Festival of
Humour (World's Funniest
Commercials), Playhouse
Film Repetory, 7:30 p.m.
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Students gather along the sidewalk by Harvey and Pierce
Halls, anxious to "Meet the Greeks," at the Greek Life fair
held last Sunday, September 15.
Previewing this weekend's
Activities Day line-up
by Penny McKinney
Features Stuff Writer
This Sunday more than 50
campus organizations will be
gathered in the center of campus
from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., making
themselves available to Clarion's
new students and interested
veterans alike. With booths set
up along the sidewalks between
Pierce and Harvey,
representatives will answer any
questions about their
organizations. Last year, well
over 100 students attended
organizational meetings as a
result of Activities Day.
Along with the campus
organizations, the University
Activities Board (UAB) and the
Student Activities Office have a
variety of events scheduled
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throughout the day.
UAB is sponsoring a mini-
concert featuring the band
S.W.A.M.M.P. (Sound Wisdom
And Many Musical Powers).
They are a Pittsburgh-based
Jamaican Reggae band
scheduled to perform at 2 p.m. in
front of Stevens Hall.
Other activities scheduled for
Sunday include balloon rides
from 1:30 p.m. to 3:30 p.m. at
Ralston Field, an antique photo
booth, and an international food
sale.
In the evening, violinist David
Kim will be performing at 7:30
p.m. in the auditorium. Later
that night, UAB will present the
movie, "Silence of the Lambs" at
8 p.m. in the Chapel. No matter
what your taste, there will be
something to suit you.
In the event of rain, the
outdoor activities will be moved
to Tippin Gym.
Booths may still be reserved
for Sunday by calling Hal
Wassink's office by this Friday.
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Information Provided By Student Activies Office
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Sept. 19
* Tennis at Youngstown state
* Register for yearbook
pictures
(Sequelle Office)
* UAB Movie "Silence of the
Lambs"
(Chapel) 8pm
Sun Sept. 2 2
* ACTIVITIES DAY
* Exhibits 1 - 4pm
* Antique Photo Booth
* Balloon Rides (Ralston
field) 1:30 -3:30pm
* UAB mini-concert (outside
Stevens) 1pm
* UAB movie "Silence of the
Lambs"
(Chapel) 9pm
•Quadco & UAB presents
"David Kim, violin"
f Auditorium! 730 pm
Wed Sept. 2 5
* College Fair (Tippin Gym)
7am - 9pm
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B- 15 Chapel)
Fri Sept. 20
* Register for Yearbook
pictures
(Sequelle Office)
* Intramural Roster due
(Co-rec soccer)
* V Ball vs Seton Hill 7pm
* Student Leadership
Conlerence Kick off
(Still Hall) 7pm
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey Hall)
7:30pm
Mon Sept. 2 3
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B -15 Chapel)
* Golf . Hal Hansen
Invitational
(Treasure Lake)
* TV5 will begin broadcasting
daily at 8pm
Thur Sept. 2 6
* Tennis vs. Lock Haven
* V-Ball at Mercyhurst
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B -15 Chapel)
* Intramural Roster due
(M. water basketball)
* "Live at 10"onTV5will
begin broadcasting
10pm
Sat Sept. 21
* Football at New Haven
* Student Leadership
Conference (StiW
Hall) 9am - 3pm
* X Country at IUP
* CAB 's (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Tues Sept. 24
* Tennis vs. Slippery Rock
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B -15 Chapel)
* V-Ball vs. Lock Haven
7pm
* UAB Organizational
meeting (Harvey
Vending Area)
7pm
Fri Sept. 2 7
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
Tourney
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B -15 Chapel)
* Credit/No Record ends
4pm
* Intramural Roster due
(W. & M. basketball.
Co-rec volleyball)
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Craig Bentz
Senior, Geography
"If they are 50 yards away and can hear it,
that's a violation. But they could warn
you first"
Kath Steiger
Senior, Communication
"No. They just come up with excuses to
come down on the students,"
Paul Steiner
Freshman, Earth Science
"No. Little children used to wake me up at
7 a,m. and the police did nothing."
Julie Steiger
Sophomore, English
"No. The town kids can be as mud as they
want and no one bothers them,"
Skip Nygaard
Senior, Communication
"No. Kids with loud music is the least of
our problems."
Heidi Smith
Senior, Communication
"No. Pm afraid to have gatherings at my
house."
Carrie Sharkins
Junior, Elementary Education
"No. People need to wind down."
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by Chitral lie Mel
Special to Features
International costumes,
dazzling (lances, comedy skits,
exotic melodies and songs from
native languages were among the
highlights of the first
International Night of the fall
semester. The opening meeting
of the Clarion International
Association was held on
September 13th, at Still
Auditorium.
International Association
President Juan Meza, from
Mexico, welcomed new students
and other guests and encouraged
everyone to participate in the
activities of the association. He
emphasized the important role of
the International Association on
the campus and in the
community.
The entertainment started with
a rare musical treat presented by
Tanya Ferguson of the Bahamas.
She presented a selection of
Bohemian music from the
Bahamas. She also gave people
who plan to go to the beautiful
Bahamas for their summer
vacation a taste of the pleasure
which awaits them.
Love is universal and so is the
love song. Reddy Avutalla sang
a heart rendering love song in
Hindi, the national language of
India. Rajat Bhattachariya
accompanied him on the guitar.
Latin American "Potpourri"
was the most colorful event of
the day. Students from Latin
America dressed in traditional
costumes from countries in the
region such as Peru, Panama,
Brazil, Costa Rica and Mexico,
present a spectacular dance
performance. Their performance
combined costumes, dances and
music in a single potpourri.
Chinese fashions caught lots of
attention when Chinese students
presented a Chinese fashion
parade. Sri Lankan students did
a short comedy skit which added
lots of laughter to the program.
An African dance by Titilayo
Ayekan from Nigeria and
Mutinta from Zambia was the
last performance of the night.
Clarion International
Association plans to present
many more colorful and
enjoyable nights this year
including European night, Latin
American night, African night,
East Asian night and South
Asian night, among other
programs. For those who love to
taste delicious food from many
parts of the world, these events
are an opportunity which should
not be missed.
Clarion International
Association, which aims to
promote better understanding
among people of all nations,
made a very fine start with their
opening night
Don f t miss out on the other
exotic and exciting
International Nights this
fall :
African Night, Oct. 18
European Night, Nov. 15
Come share in the universal fun.
■' ■*■•<• •
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Patricia Gonzalez of Panama drifts across the stage during the Latin American "Potpourri"
presentation, at the first International Night held on September 13th and sponsored by the
Clarion International Association.
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The Clarion Call - 9-19-91 - Page 17
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For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in more than 80 nations around the
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
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6 Gator's cousin
10 —the Man
14 Disney's
middle name
15 A Chaplin
16 Attention
17 Certain fuels
18 First family
member
19 Holy Roman
emperor
20 Hint
21 JimHutton
TV role
24 Sticks
26 Place
27 Palo -
28 Public
performers
33 Soprano Emma
35 Exclaim
suddenly
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37 Summit
38 Princess of
Wales
39 Tableland
40 Rd. mapabbr.
41 Rams and Colts
42 "It's - than
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43 Gulfweed
45 Elegant
46 Tall mountain
47 Stopping
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58 Rice or Gantry
60 Pernicious
61 Raines or
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62 Scans
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2 Oral
3 Stacy Keach
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4 Murray or West
5 Avows
6 Anthracite and
bituminous
7 Judge's garb
8 Humdinger
9 Root cap
10 Part of BSA
11 London gallery
12 Comic Johnson
13 Storefront
sign
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23 Forsake
25 Robt. —
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29 Goes for office
30 William Powell
movie role
31 Letup
32 Headliner
33 Cup handles
34 Recorded
proceedings
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38 Hated
39 Bulk
41 Lanky
42 Certain cars
44 Mouthwash
45 Size of coal
47 Tawdry
48 Is lacking
49 Furze
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51 Own
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53 She: Fr.
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September 22-28
ARIES - March 21/April 20
You'll have an enjoyable weekend,
with surprise visitors. A change in
the weather leads to new plans.
Others interested in your well-being
will do much to make this a happy
time. Accept all invitations; visiting
old haunts as well as old acquain-
tances will prove most exhilarating
and worthwhile.
TAURUS -April 2 1/May 21
People may take up a lot of your
time. There could be an argument
over redecorating or new furnish-
ings. An associate appears to lean on
you even more than usual. There
will be a big demand on your
finances. You excel in giving advice,
but take care not to become over-
bearing.
GEMINI- May 22/June 21
Younger members of the family will
welcome a change in arrangements,
especially if it gives them more flex-
ibility. They will enjoy having lots
of spare time in which to pursue
hobbies. Take extra care when out
during the evenings; you may catch
an early autumn cold.
CANCER- June 22/July 22
It's a promising week for general
activities with plenty of time for
relaxation. You hear new facts that
put a different complexion on an old
problem. Friendships are highlighted
and there may be news of a birth
from a close acquaintance or rela-
tive. A new product for your home
or garden will be a success.
LEO - July 23/August 23
This is a mixed phase. A hope will
be dashed, but the news gets better
as the week progresses. Join in
youngsters' games when you have
the time. At the beginning of the
week you may have to keep a secret;
be sure you do! The latter part of the
week is likely to be taken up in
arranging a social evening for an
organization.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
There are some excellent aspects
surrounding you. making this quite a
pleasant week. Saturday looks lucky,
particularly if you are out with a
crowd. Those of you who have been
contemplating improvements in the
home are likely to finalize plans. A
journey will prove advantageous .
LIBRA - September 23/Oct 23
Press forward with plans. If you
brood too much, you will get an
emotional problem out of proportion
to the situation. Don't be too dis-
couraged if you come across an
unforeseen snag. There will be
someone around whose expertise
can overcome difficulties. There's a
link with the law lor some of you
Librans.
SCORPIO - October 24/Nov 22
This is a very good week on the
whole. Encourage activity rather
than discussions and be prepared to
take the initiative. You will probably
find this an invigorating and enjoy-
able phase. You can point out a dan-
ger, but can't stop people from living
their own lives. A delay will occur
in your working life.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 2.VI)ec 21
Something will pu/.zle you. but you
won't learn the true story for some
time. Failure to take reasonable care
in what you undertake can reduce
your chances of success. However,
there are some excellent aspects sur-
rounding you; don't ignore them.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
You'll have a happy weekend, but
there could also be a shock.
Emphasis appears to be on improve-
ment in personal relationships and
anything connected with family mat-
ters. This could be a time of new
beginnings. A particularly good
week for receiving penmssion to go
ahead with plans.
AQUARIUS -January 21/Feb IK
The early part of the week might be
disappointing. However, don't allow
this to spoil your arrangements, par-
ticularly if you are on the point o(
settling something special. Now or
in the very near future, a new friend-
ship will make you happy, though
you may be fooling yourself in some
way.
PISCES - February I9/March 20
You seek a guarantee that something
unpleasant won't happen. Devote as
much time as you can to advance-
ment of a particular enterprise which
has held your interest for many
months. At the same time, make an
effort to enjoy life more! If you've
been having car trouble, it may be
time for a new vehicle.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months:
In general, a promising year is fore-
cast, with several aspects of life get-
ting better. You seem to have a prob-
lem at the moment adapting to
changes in partnerships or close rela-
tionships and tend to become overly
emotional. However, throughout the
coming 12 month cycle you will
realize that in fact your new life-
style could give you much greater
security and content.
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2-0 ... LOOKIN' GOOD
The Clarion Golden Eagle football team is
lookin' good after an impressive 28-14 win at
Westminster. The Golden Eagles improved their early
season record to 2-0.
Using an effective rushing and passing game
plan, Coach Sobolewski's offense has accumulated
818 total yards. In addition, Clarion's defense has
held opponents to only 35 points in the first two
games of the 1991 season.
Linebacker Damon Mazoff (57) takes a hard look at the Westminster
offense during Saturday's game. Mazoff leads the Golden Eagle
defense with 33 tackles in the first two games.
The Clarion Call - 9-19-91 - Page 19
Henry's 200 yards rushing gives
Clarion second win of '91 season
by John Sitter
Sports Staff Writer
Accomplishing something that
such super powers as the
Fighting Irish of Notre Dame
and the Super Bowl champion
New York Giants couldn't this
past weekend, the Clarion
University Golden Eagles earned
a victory by roughing up NAIA
host Westminster, 28-14.
Desmond Howard was one of
the heroes for the University of
Michigan as they broke a four
year losing streak to Notre
Dame. William "The
Refrigerator" Perry blocked a
last second field goal attempt to
preserve a Bear victory over the
immortal Giants. Damien Henry
and the offensive line were
Clarion's heroes as they proved
to be too much for the Titans.
Move over Bo Jackson! How
many years has it been since you
rushed for 200 yards in a game?
Sorry, I forgot about the hip.
The Golden Eagles jumped out
of the gate quickly and started
the first scoring drive of the
game with 13:24 on the first
quarter clock. That's when the
"Damien Henry Show" began.
He rushed eight times for 41
yards, capped off by a one yard
Tim Brown (84) holds on to the ball as he stretches to score
Clarion's second touchdown in Saturday's win at Westminster.
The Westminster secondary watches as Art Walker (3) goes up for a
pass. Walker has 9 catches for 134 yards and two touchdowns.
Clarion Call photos by
Christopher Horner
Photography Editor
Christopher Horner/Clarion Cail
Sophomore tailback Damien Henry (1) leaps past Titan defenders in last Saturday's game
against Westminster. Henry collected 208 rushing yards and two touchdowns.
touchdown jaunt. Sandwiched
between Henry's running antics
were a ten yard pass from
quarterback Tim Myers to Art
Walker, a 13 yard toss to Tim
Smith and two Brad Kline runs
totaling 1 1 yards. The 72 yard
drive lasted about five minutes
and gave Clarion a 7-0
advantage.
Paul Cramer recovered a Titan
fumble on his own kickoff, a
mere seven seconds after the
Henry TD. Clarion was in
control again. Only 31 yards
from the endzone, Myers started
the scoring machine again,
hitting a sliding Tim Smith for
16 yards and eventually finding a
wide open Tim Brown all alone
on the goal line for a 15 yard TD
pass and first quarter 14-0 lead.
With about 9:54 to go in the
half, the Titans cut the lead in
half. A Jay Tonini fumble gave
Westminster good field position
on the Clarion 46 yard line.
After six rushes mounted little
damage, Titan quarterback,
Jason Lener, hit a diving receiver
in the endzone to cut into the
lead. The Titans now trailed 14-
7.
On Clarion's next possession, a
22 yard pass to Smith and 34
yards rushing by Henry and
Kline put the Eagles in field goal
range. But Cramer's kick was
just wide to the right.
With 2:06 to go in the half, the
Titans failed to authorize a drive
and fumbled on their own 24
yard line. After Myers hit Smith
for 12 yards, and Tim Brown for
ten, the Golden Eagles were two
yards away from another score.
But Clarion failed to call a
timeout and had to settle for a
14-7 halftime lead.
The only scoring of the third
quarter was done by
Westminster, tying the game at
14-14. After a Myers punt put
the Titans near the 50 with 4:24
to go in the quarter, Lener
dumped off a screen pass to Matt
Cruny. Cruny proceeded to
break a couple of tackles and
dance into the endzone.
The Golden Eagles bounced
back on the very next drive.
With 4:03 to go in the third, the
arm of Myers and the legs of
Henry sparked the offense for
four minutes, into the fourth
quarter, 30 yards from the lead.
A minute into the fourth, Myers
hit Walker for 15 yards and
another touchdown, giving
Clarion the lead for good. The
Golden Eagles "D" stopped the
Titans, again, on the ensuing
drive (three plays from
scrimmage and a punt).
From their own 23 yard line,
Myers completed passes to
Walker for gains of 12 and 20
yards. These set up Henry's
finest run of the day, a 46 yard
touchdown sprint. Clarion's 28-
14 lead would hold up.
The Golden Eagles dominated
the Titans from scrimmage (87
offensive plays to 49 for
Westminster). Clarion pounded
out an outstanding 459 total
offensive yards. The entire
offensive line should have been
voted "players of the game" as
Clarion rushed for 253 yards.
Tailback Damien Henry rushed
for a phenomenal 208 yards on
36 carries, averaging close to six
yards a carry.
Quarterback Tim Myers was
16 for 23 for 206 yards passing
and two touchdown aerials.
Myers has been very impressive
in his first two starts and part of
the credit should go to the
recipients of Myers' tosses. Art
Walker grabbed one of Myers'
TD passes and added four more
receptions, totaling 75 yards on
the day. Tim Smith and tight end
Tim Brown added 114 more
receiving yards with five and
four catches, respectively.
Defensively, the Golden Eagles
held Westminster to just 187
yards of total offense and
causing four turnovers. The "D"
also held the Titans to one third
conversion on 14 attempts.
(Cont. on pg. 20)
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Clarion ! s second win. . .
(Cont. from pg. 19)
Clarion's defensive leader was
sophomore phenom Damon
Mazoff. The pre-season All
American linebacker collected
17 tackles, 12 of those being solo
grabs. Sophomore linebacker
Frank Andrews was another
standout collecting 14 tackles
and intercepting a pass against
the Titans.
The Golden Eagles will travel
to Connecticut this weekend to
take on the Chargers of New
Haven University. "New Haven
has a strong, well-balanced team
on both sides of the ball," said
Clarion head coach Gene
Sobolewski. "On offense they
have a strong passing game, but
also have talented running backs.
They use a two quarterback
system, which makes it more
difficult to prepare for
defensively. On defense we
expect to see a pro style, 6-1
front. They are very big and
aggressive up front. We feel the
key for our offense will be how
we play against their front four."
Clarion's offense in 1991 has
been well balanced between the
run and ihe pass. The Golden
Eagles are ranked first in the
PSAC-West in rushing offense
with 187.5 yards per game. They
also rank second in the West in
passing offense averaging 221.5
yards. Clarion ranks 16th in
Division II with 409 yards of
offense per game.
New Haven leads the series
with Clarion 1-0, after defeating
Clarion 21-7 a year ago. Kickoff
time is set for 1:30 p.m. The
Golden Eagles begin PSAC play
next Saturday at IUP, before
returning home to host Edinboro.
Henry honored as PSAC
" Co-Player of the Week"
Damien Henry, a 5' 9", 177
pound, sophomore, tailback from
Lancaster, Pa., was named by the
PSAC (Pennsylvania State
Athletic Conference) as the
Western Division "Co-Player of
the Week" for his outstanding
performance in leading Clarion
to a 28-14 win over Westminster
on Saturday.
Henry rushed the pigskin 36
times for 208 yards and two
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Damien Henry gets a well-deserved break against
Westminster.
touchdowns on runs of one and
46 yards. He also caught one
pass for three yards. The 208
yards were the fourth highest for
a single game in Clarion history,
and the most since Geoff
Alexander ran for 237 yards in
1982 at Fairmont State. The
single game record was set by
Mickey Catello in 1966 against
IUP, when he ran for 256 yards.
Henry's 36 carries tied for the
second most at Clarion in a
single game. The most was
Catello's 41 against IUP in 1966
while Elton Brown rushed 36
times in 1983, also against
Westminster.
"Damien is a very exciting
runner to watch," said Clarion
head coach Gene Sobolewski.
"He's a hard runner with good
speed and cutback abilities. He
possesses all the tools to have a
quality season and career at
Clarion."
A defensive corner last year,
Henry moved to tailback this
season. In two games, Damien
has collected 299 yardr. and two
touchdowns on 59 attempts, an
average of 149.5 yards per game.
He leads the PSAC in rushing
and is ranked eighth in Division
II. Henry has also caught three
passes for 59 yards and one
touchdown this season.
Henry shared the award with
IUP wideout Andrew "Jai" Hill,
who had six catches for 141
yards and one touchdown against
Lock Haven on Saturday.
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Carlos Warner (72) recovers a fumble during Saturday's
contest as Dusty Stockslager (38) and Damon Mazoff (57)
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Lady Golden Eagles lose
two straight PSAC matches
by Dan Parrish
Sports Staff Writer
The Lady Golden Eagles
volleyball team started their
"rebuilding" season slow by
losing their first two conference
matches last week. On Tuesday
I the 10th, the team met up with
IUP, a squad Clarion beat in the
Ashland Tournament.
The Lady Golden Eagles
quickly showed they were no
joke by beating IUP in the first
game, 17-15. But IUP prevailed,
winning the next three games,
15-11, 15-8, 15-10. After IUP, it
was on to Slippery Rock for yet
another tough match. This time,
the lady Eagles dropped three
straight, 15-11, 15-11, 16-14.
Clarion coaches Sue Flaherty
and Diana Schwartz commented
on the two games and how they
thought the team looked. They
both agreed that the defense is
looking good and the hitting has
greatly improved, but bad
passing and bad service
reception caused the losses. But
they also commented that the
team was working very hard and
that it is still very early in the
season.
The Lady Golden Eagles did
look very impressive last week.
Junior Wendy Ellenbergcr
collected 129 assists overall and
senior Linda Cunningham had
47 kills overall. Also displaying
their power this week were
Barbara Mcllingcr with 28 kills,
Julie Bentz with 27 kills and the
frosh phenom Linda Keibler
with 20 kills. The team does
pack a powerful punch and will
eventually get on the winning
track.
But the road ahead doesn't get
any easier. The team traveled to
Edinboro on Tuesday. Edinboro
has always been one of the
tougher teams in the conference
and this year is no exception.
After Edinboro, Clarion will be
at home to play Seton Hill who
last year went to the NAIA
Nationals. The match is
scheduled for Friday at 7:00 p.m.
at Tippin Gymnasium.
Returning to the line-up soon
will be freshman Patty Vopal.
She injured her ankle in the
Ashland Tourney and has been
greatly missed. The team hopes
to have her back in the line-up
this week.
Even though the team, as a
whole, is starting slow,
individuals on the team continue
to shine. This week, sophomore
Barb Mcllingcr was nominated
for PSAC "Player of the Week/'
Remember, the Lady Golden
Eagles take their 2-4 record into
Tippin Gymnasium tomorrow
night to host Seton Hill. Game
time is 7:00.
United Way race and walk
sponsored by First Seneca Bank
United Way of Clarion
County, with the sponsorship of
First Seneca Bank, will host a
10K race and three mile Walk-a-
thon on Sunday, October 6.
Chairman of the event is Bill
English. The race and walk will
be held in conjunction with the
Autumn Leaf Festival Junior
Olympics and will begin at 1:00
p.m. at the University Stadium
on West Main Street, Clarion.
Registration for both events is
from 12:00 p.m. to 12:45 p.m.
The 10K race has eight
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and some dirt surface. Timing
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Runner's High. Registration for
the race is $10 on or before
October 4 and $15 on race day.
All entrants will receive a T-
shirt.
The three mile Walk-a-thon is
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Registration and sponsorship
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United Way funds 11 local
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Wendy Ellenberger attempts to set the ball for a Golden
Eagle kill.
The Annual ALF Golf Tournament will be held
on October 5 and 6 at Mayfield Golf Course.
The tourney will begin at 10 a.m. The play will
be a four man amateur scramble. a certified
handicap of 12 or above is required for all
players. Cost is $160 per team. A four man
open scramble will start at 10 a.m. on the
sixth. Cost is $200 per team. For more
information, call 226-8888 and ask for mark.
The Eighth Annual ALF Open Tennis
Tournament will be held on October 4,
5, and 6. The tournament will be held
all three days at the Clarion University
Tennis Courts. Chairman for the
tournament is Norbert Baschnagle.
Entry fee will be $10. For more
information, call 226-2248 or 226-5098.
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Sports Opinion
Watching sports can release a lot of tension
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Intensity has been a popular
character trait not only among
athletes, but also among many
sports fans as well.
Since the beginning of the first
Greek Olympics, fans have
become so overwhelmed with a
sport that everyone and
everything is blocked out of their
minds. They become so
emotionally involved that if, God
forbid, something bad should
happen to their team, they will
go into a frenzy that lasts
approximately two to three
minutes, depending on the
severity of the situation. This has
become a serious problem in
American society. And
unfortunately, I am one of the
emotionally suppressed.
There have been times when I
will become so involved with a
game on television, that I will
perform violent acts on furniture
as well as household appliances.
In the next few paragraphs, I
have decided to give you some
of my many sporting noonans.
You can take these anecdotes as
pure entertainment, or you can
pretend to be a behaviorist and
give me some type of Freudian
solution to my dilemma. It's up
to you.
I had the pleasure of watching
the 1988 World Series on the
fourth floor TV room in
Wilkinson Hall. This was the
first time since the 1970's that
the Oakland A's were in the
Championship series. So,
naturally, I wanted them to take
home the crown. But my
roommate decided that he was
going to root for the Dodgers,
simply because I was cheering
for the A's. As you all know,
Oral Hershiser, Kirk Gibson and
the rest of Los Angeles became
World Champs. After watching
L.A. win their fourth and final
game, I walked out of the TV
room and strolled somberly to
my dorm room. Standing about
twenty feet ahead was my
roommate snickering at me in
my A's cap. As I walked past
him, he flicked my cap off of my
head. I slowly bent down and
picked it up. Then quickly I
turned and suckered him in the
chest. He threw a few
obscenities my way, but never
tried to physically retaliate. I
apologized later that night
During the second semester of
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worst routs in NCAA basketball
championship history. One of my
favorite college teams, the Duke
Blue Devils, were being
humiliated by the Runnin' Rebs
ofUNLV.
My anger became so intense
that I took a coat rack from the
first floor TV room at Wilkinson
Hall and threw it out the door at
the end of our hall. It wasn't
really the fact that my team was
being trampled by a team that I
absolutely loathed. I really think
the reason I became violent is
because Brent Musburger was
saying the most obnoxious
comments I've ever witnessed on
national television. Such
comments as, "Coach Jerry
Tarkanian and his sharks are
having a feeding frenzy now,"
really made me realize that I
could do a better job of
announcing a game than this
bobo.
There was also the time during
my sophomore year when once
again my roommate and I fought
over a sporting event. It was a
Sunday afternoon and the
Chicago Bears were taking on
the Green Bay Packers. And,
once again, my roommate and I
were on opposite sides of the
ball. He was rooting for the
Packers and I was for the Bears.
My roommate and I (among
other friends) were watching the
game in the Wilkinson Hall
lobby. I don't remember exactly
what quarter it was, but Packer
QB Don Majkowski threw a
touchdown pass to Sterling
Sharpe. My roommate began
pointing his finger in my face
and taunting me. But then a
miracle happened. The play was
being reviewed. The announcers
were commenting that it
shouldn't have been a TD. So I
began slicking my finger in his
face and screaming taunts. Well,
he didn't appreciate it, so he
began throwing roundhouse *m
rights and lefts. None were -v
landing effectively, but it was
still annoying. I eventually
pinned him and told him that I
wouldn't let him go until he
stopped hitting me. He stopped
throwing punches, but he still
wanted to find another
roommate. We apologized to
each other a couple hours later.
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been a sports fanatic, but also the
victim of a sports fanatic. I have
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tantrums can give mc a good
release of tension that has
formed inside of me through all
the senseless and time
consuming work that my
professors and the editor-in-chief
has given me.
I just hope that when and if
you decide to violently throw
something at the TV screen in
hopes of hitting someone who
upsets you, you realize exactly
why you're getting upset. After
all, it's just a game. It's not Brent
Musburger's fault that you have
two tests next Friday and your
car has decided to die.
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The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau
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To the brothers of Theta Chi: We
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- National -
Democrats to send legislation
Washington, D.C.(AP) - Top democrats are hoping by next
week to send President Bush legislation that would extend
unemployment benefits. The senate Wednesday approved a
$6.1 billion bill that would allow jobless Americans to
collect up to 20 more weeks of unemployment benefits.
The house already has approved a similar measure. Even
though a White House veto threat looms, house debate on a
compromise could begin as early as today, as both houses
return to session.
Construction ahead of
schedule on Riemer Center
- State -
i
Graffiti to be removed in Philly
Philadelphia (AP) - Philadelphia's anti-graffiti network says it
will use a $100 thousand national grant announced Tuesday to
help clean up some of that city's graffiti filled walls and
bridges.
The grant is being funded by both the Ford Foundation and
the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard
University.
The anti-graffiti network says graffiti at some of the inner
city schools will be the first removed.
- In This Issue -
M
News
• WCCB robbed
Pg.5
• PEACE holds meeting
Pg.6
u
Features
• WCCB celebrates 20th
Pg.ll
• Campus calendar
Pg.12
Sports
• Eagles lose heartbreaker
Pg.19
• A day in the life. . .
Pg.24
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
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Friday - Slightly warmer with rain. High 65.
Saturday - 70% chance of morning showers,
clearing in the afternoon. High 60.
Sunday - Rain ending and clearing. High 65-70.
Monday - Sunny and continued cool. High 55.
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
While the budget situation
continues to cast gloomy shadows
over Clarion University, there is
some good news ahead on the
horizon.
As all students can see, the new
and improved Riemer Student
Center is nearing its scheduled
completion date.
An opening date of April 1, 1992
is hoped for. With an official grand
opening ceremony scheduled for
Alumni weekend, May 2-3, 1992.
According to project engineer,
Dave Fagan, the construction and
expansion project is approximately
30 days ahead of schedule.
"At this time, the April 1 date is
looking very firm," said Fagan.
As workers left for the day,
Wednesday, September 25, the
project was approximately 755
completed.
As of this time, the majority of
work is done in the east wing, or the
renovation of the old Riemer
building.
"All the partitions are in, the dry
wall is done being hung and most of
the electrical work has been
completed in the east wing," said
Fagan.
Much of the major work is also
already completed in the new
building or the west wing.
The studs are in place, the dry wall
has been hung and the plumbing is
finished. The new stage planned for
the multi-purpose room was also
recently finished.
According to Clare Heidler,
director of facilities, management
and planning,"We*re very pleased
with this project's progress. We've
encountered very few problems, and
our inter-workings with the different
contractors has been superb."
The project as of this time, is also
running under the expected budget.
Originally, the project was budgeted
at $6.2 million, but bids came in at
$5.8 million. Construction costs are
running below that figure also.
Workers began installing some of
the mirrored windows Wednesday
afternoon. The* mirrored windows
will be placed on the ground floor of
the bookstore, located in the west
wing.
"At this time, we're working at
"weathering in ," said Fagan.
"Weathering in," means finishing
off all of the outside work, before
the weather becomes a factor.
"If we can get the outer structure
done, and the building enclosed
built following the completion of
the building.
The structure will be located
between the new building and
Tippin Gymnasium.
"The area will be a meeting
place for students. It will include
benches, and different types of
architecture items.
A stage will also be placed
Christopher Horner /clarion Ca||
Construction Engineer Dave Fagan points out completed work at the
Riemer Student Center.
before the weather breaks, the near the quad, for outdoor concerts
project wil be looking good, " The plans at this time, call for
landscaping to be done on the hill
side below Ralston Hall to allow a
type of amphitheater effect for the
outdoor concerts.
"When all phases have been
completed, our new student center
will be another thing for Clarion
"I'm very pleased with the students to brag about," said Tomeo.
pace of the work, and where we ———•——_«_
are at in the construction phase,"
said Dave Tomeo, head of the
Student Center committee, and
liaison between students and the
ongoing work on the center.
The construction of the
building is not the only part of
the planned project.
A quad type structure is to be
said Fagan.
Once the building is enclosed,
the fine work can be started.
This includes laying of carpet,
painting and laying of the
wooded floors in the new
racquetball courts.
Editor's Note: Watch for a
multi- page photo layout,
and an in-depth story on the
history and the complete
process of the building of the
new Riemer Student Center,
in an upcoming issue of the
Clarion Call
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Volume 73, Issue 4 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 26, 1991
News Clips
- Nationa l -
Democrats to send legislation
Washington, D.C.(AP) - Top democrats are hoping by next
week to send President Bush legislation that would extend
unemployment benefits. The senate Wednesday approved a
$6.1 billion bill that would allow jobless Americans to
collect up to 20 more weeks of unemployment benefits.
The house already has approved a similar measure. Even
though a White House veto threat looms, house debate on a
compromise could begin as early as today, as both houses
return to session.
Construction ahead of
schedule on Riemer Center
- State -
Graffiti to be removed in Philly
Philadelphia (AP) - Philadelphia's anti-graffiti network says it
will use a $100 thousand national grant announced Tuesday to
help clean up some of that city's graffiti filled walls and
bridges.
The grant is being funded by both the Ford Foundation and
the John F. Kennedy School of Government at Harvard
University.
The anti-graffiti network says graffiti at some of the inner
city schools will be the first removed.
- In This Issue
WCCB robbed
Pg.5
PEACE holds meeting
Pg.6
M
Features
WCCB celebrates 20th
Pg.H
Campus calendar
Pg.12
u
Sports
• Eagles lose heartbreaker
Pg.19
• A day in the life. . .
Pg.24
- Clarion's Weather Outlo ok -
Today - Cloudy, cool and dreary. Higl
Friday - Slightly warmer with rain. High 65.
Saturday - 70% chance of morning showers,
clearing in the afternoon. High 60.
Sunday - Rain ending and clearing. High 65-70.
Monday - Sunny and continued cool. High 55.
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
While the budget situation
continues to cast gloomy shadows
over Clarion University, there is
some good news ahead on the
horizon.
As all students can sec, the new
and improved Riemer Student
Center is nearing its scheduled
completion date.
An opening date of April 1, 1992
is hoped for. With an official grand
opening ceremony scheduled for
Alumni weekend, May 2-3, 1992.
According to project engineer,
Dave Fagan, the construction and
expansion project is approximately
30 days ahead of schedule.
"At this time, the April 1 date is
looking very firm," said Fagan.
As workers left for the day,
Wednesday, September 25, the
project was approximately 755
completed.
As of this time, the majority of
work is done in the east wing, or the
renovation of the old Riemer
building.
"All the partitions are in, the dry
wall is done being hung and most of
the electrical work has been
completed in the east wing," said
Fagan.
Much of the major work is also
already completed in the new
building or the west wing.
The studs are in place, the dry wall
has been hung and the plumbing is
finished. The new stage planned for
the multi-purpose room was also
recently finished.
According to Clare Hcidler,
director of facilities, management
and planning, "We're very pleased
with this project's progress. We've
encountered very few problems, and
our inter-workings with the different
contractors has been superb."
The project as of this time, is also
running under the expected budget.
Originally, the project was budgeted
at $6.2 million, but bids came in at
$5.8 million. Construction costs are
running below that figure also.
Workers began installing some of
the mirrored windows Wednesday
afternoon. The mirrored windows
will be placed on the ground floor of
the bookstore, located in the west
wing.
"At this time, we're working at
"weathering in ," said Fagan.
"Weathering in," means finishing
off all of the outside work, before
the weather becomes a factor.
"If we can get the outer structure
done, and the building enclosed
built following the completion of
the building.
The structure will be located
between the new building and
Tippin Gymnasium.
"The area will be a meeting
place for students. It will include
benches, and different types of
architecture items.
A stage will also be placed
Christopher Horner /C | arion Ca||
Construction Engineer Dave Fagan points out completed work at the
Riemer Student Center.
before the weather breaks, the near the quad, for outdoor concerts
project will be looking good, " The plans at this time, call for
said Fagan
Once the building is enclosed,
the fine work can be started.
This includes laying of carpet,
painting and laying of the
wooded floors in the new
racquctball courts.
"I'm very pleased with the
pace of the work, and where we
are at in the construction phase,"
said Dave Tomeo, head of the
Student Center committee, and
liaison between students and the
ongoing work on the center.
The construction of the
building is not the only part of
the planned project.
A quad type structure is to be
landscaping to be done on the hill
side below Ralston Hall to allow a
type of amphitheater effect for the
outdoor concerts.
"When all phases have been
completed, our new student center
will be another thing for Clarion
students to brag about," said Tomeo.
Editor's Note: Watch for a
multi- page photo layout,
and an in-depth story on the
history and the complete
process of the building of the
new Riemer Student Center,
in an upcoming issue of the
Clarion Call.
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
Diary of a
Clarion Senior
Students of all kinds, this one's
for you. Listening to the radio
the other day, I heard a peculiar
sound. It was my high school
graduating class song by the
Talking Heads, "Once in a
Lifetime."
It took me back to a time when
I was much younger in body, soul
and especially the way I viewed
life as well as education. I was
one of those high school
students, who, for lack of a better
analogy, had my head in a paper
bag. To say I was sheltered
would be a compliment. My
grades were decent. I sure had a
lot to learn, though, about the
concept of college. Back in high
school, I despised anything that
resembled learning. Sounds like
I was pretty much of an idiot.
Well, maybe I was.
Consider this, I chose the
college route only because I "had
nothing else better to do with
myself." I picked Clarion by
hiding my eyes and pointing to a
map of Pennsylvania. The
school nearest to where my
finger had landed was where I
would attend (as long as I'd be
accepted). Then at freshman
orientation, I flipped a coin for
my choice of major. Between
education and communication,
the later won the fate of the toss.
Talk about directionless! I was
going to be a "Communication
Nerd" for the next four years.
Yeah, high school was once in
a lifetime, and it seems like a
lifetime ago.
Now, it's my senior year at
Clarion. Sitting in my room, I
hear the song, "I Remember
You", by this crazy rock/metal
group named Skid Row. They
look like they belong on skid
row, but I like them. Anyways, I
get all choked up inside 'cause,
you know, these four years of
college went fast — real fast.
Rip Van Winkle, I can relate to
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Dana Takach
you, pal. Good times, bad times;
I had them all — all sorts of
experiences at Clarion. But one
fact is for sure, I've grown a lot
since high school, a whole lot.
Take, for instance, the transitions
each college year grants us.
Here's a synopsis of each of my
Clarion years. You may just find
some similarities with your own
college career.
Chapter I — Freshman Year —
The year I could act like a total
goof and still get away with it. I
was one of those dorm people
who threw water balloons at the
pizza guy from the seventh floor
window. It was the year I still
looked upon professors as Hitler
prototypes; people to fear and
avoid at all costs. I blush at this
next story. You're going to
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
Being the editor of a college
newspaper, I'm given the
opportunity to experience more
than the normal, everyday
student.
One such experience I'd like to
mention is something that
occurred Tuesday morning.
I had the opportunity to sit
down and talk to the Director of
Public Safety at Clarion
University, Dr. Ronald
Martinazzi.
Dr. Martinazzi has been at
Clarion for approximately 18
months, and following my talk
with him recently, I would have
:to say many of his projects and
programs at the Public Safety
department have been
successful.
During our talk, the director
briefed me on the work his
department does, and he also
gave me the unique experience
of seeing the happenings behind
the scenes in his department.
Due to no fault of his own,
Public Safety has the "black eye"
image among most students.
The department is always
blamed, unfortunately, for
enforcing the rules set down by
others.
And yes, they are the ones who
take the heat for the dreadful
parking situation on campus,
including heat from myself.
Relating to what I said
previously, that heat should be
directed at those at fault. The
university set up the parking
committee, not the Public Safety
department.
In my opinion, opening the
lines of communication between
students and Public Safety will
better relations between the two
parties.
This editorial is the first step.
Publishing a weekly crime
blotter in the Call in cooperation
with Public Safety is the second
step.
The weekly crime blotter, will
debut in the September 30 issue
oftheCa//.
Opening the lines of
communication will go a long
way in improving relations
between the Public safety
department and students.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
Correction
It was incorrectly stated in last week's Afterthoughts column that
the student trustee was selected by the State System of Higher
Education's Chanellor's office. In fact, the Chancellor's office
passes a recommendation along to the Pennsylvania Governor's
office which then makes the final choice of the student trustee. The
Clarion Call apologizes for this error.
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Gulf War
Remembered
Dear Editor,
The gulf war is supposedly over,
but not entirely, even though
most of the troops have come
home, the "victory" parades are
over and national pomposity is at
a new high. However, it is not a
time for celebration but one for
remembrance and reflection. So
let us be about it.
Fortunately, less than a
thousand coalition persons gave
up their lives in the Gulf but
thousands more were wounded,
many permanently.
Have we forgotten that
President Bush chose violence
instead of allowing sanctions to
work as five former defense
secretaries recommended?
Throughout the crisis Iraq made
repeated peace proposals and
Bush dismissed them out-of-
hand. "No compromises, no
negotiations, no face saving,"
was his unfortunate refrain; a
peaceful settlement being what
he feared most.
The ground war began when
the differences between the
Soviet-Iraqi agreement and the
U.S. was whether Iraq would
leave Kuwait in three weeks or
one as Bush demanded. The
ground war was fought over the
difference of two weeks so that
there would be overwhelming
humiliation and no face saving.
Although the President told us
otherwise, the Iraqi people, their
society and civilization were the
enemy that he insisted upon
crushing. We watched weeks of
relentless aerial attack on the
helpless civilian population of
Baghdad, a city without military
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died and many more were
injured, survivors destined to
live even now without electricity
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and transportation systems in
ruins.
The UN reported the "near
apocalyptic" destruction of Iraq
and found that "most means of
modern life support have been
destroyed or rendered tenuous,"
that Iraq "has for some time to
come been relegated to a pre-
industrial age," that "it is
unmistakable that the Iraqi
people may face further
imminent catastrophe, which
would include epidemic and
famine, if massive life-
supporting needs are not rapidly
met." Bush's "kinder, gentler"
response is a savage
maintenance of sanctions,
denying food, medicine or repair
materials. Exports to raise
essential funds are prohibited.
Far more than a hundred
thousand poorly trained
unwilling conscripts were killed,
most after defeat was certain.
Most of these were fleeing
homeward after Kuwait was
evacuated, but were mercilessly
mowed down on roads
hopelessly clogged with vehicles
which one pilot called a "turkey
shoot."
If we were to properly reflect
on the decimated environment in
the Middle East, on the
thousands and thousands of
needless dead along with the
wounded, the ill, the hungry and
grief-stricken who continue to
suffer NOT ONLY HERE BUT
IN IRAQ AND KUWAIT, we
might just be determined not to
permit "our leaders" and the
media to sell us another needless
and insane war. And we might
ask what was accomplished.
Only the insensitive who have
suffered no loss would dare
proclaim such a massive misery
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
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and welcome all members
of the 1991-1992 yearbook
executive board:
Photography: Skip Nygaard, Scott Schoaf
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for all her help with the Sequelle!!!
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Hide Park. . .
(cont. from pg. 2)
laugh, but it was also the year I
actually had the unknowing gall
to (get ready for this one!) ask
one of my professors if he went
to college. I was the epitome of
naivete. Admittingly, some of us
had much to learn about this
system we call Academe. But
slowly, I learned. We all did, in
different ways. One of the best
events in my freshman year, I
think, was meeting this
wonderful variety of people who
suddenly surrounded me. The
other was realizing that
independence was pretty nifty.
Ah, the taste of freedom. Next
obstacle, learning to utilize that
independence positively.
Chapter II — Sophomore Year
— The year the "Grand Illusion"
is shattered. The year the eight-
night-a-week party must be
moved way down the priority list
to make way for, what are they
called: Classes. Yeah, that's it.
But it was also a time for the
beautiful discovery that, oh, yes,
dreams can come true if only
you keep believing — all
because of this glorious
experience they call Education.
You know, when I look back
now,
/ think a major
stepping stone in my
sophomore year came
when I actually found
the desire to open up a
newspaper. That's
when my mind opened.
On to Chapter III — Junior
Year — Time to unleash the
open mind. Education is a
weird. At face value it means
sitting at a desk with book,
notebook and pen in hand
listening intently to Professor
Whoever. Little by little, you
realize that it's so much more
than just classes. Education is
people. Lots of them. They
teach you by offering you bits
and pieces of their own worlds.
My junior year I acquired this
philosophy: Every good thing
you learn from someone, be it a
fact, an altitude, a sense or a
personality trait, make it a part of
you. I'm not saying go out and
mimic people, but learn from
every individual you encounter.
With their help, make yourself
multi- dimensional.
Where was I? Oh, yeah,
Education. Education also
means taking advantage of the
many opportunities available to
you. Where else but college can
you try practically everything.
Campus organizations also help
a person in his/her respective
careers. For example, by the end
of my junior year, I had tried
radio, television, newspaper and
promotions, to name a few.
Letters. .
(cont. from pg. 3)
a "victory." If it be "victory" it
is one only for the propagandists.
Maybe we should be reminded
that for every American who
died in the Gulf, many more died
from war here at home; died for
lack of treatment of addiction,
inadequate medical care,
homelessness, poverty and no
sense of hope for millions in our
midst for whom Bush says we
have no money. So involved is
our warfare state with the
military-industrial complex that
it will spend any price to arm,
invade or intervene, but is
unwilling to levy taxes on the
rich or spend relatively
insignificant sums to feed and
house the poor.
Do we have the courage to
see? Do we care? Or is it
simply easier to wave a flag and
ask no questions.
- Kenneth F. Emerick
retired from the Carlson
Library faculty
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discrimination against college
students has never been higher,
students have the chance to help
elect a District Justice for
District #18-3-01, which
includes Clarion Borough and
Clarion Township.
On November 5th, registered
voters will cast votes for elected
positions in Clarion County
government which include
District Justice and
Commissioner. Only
approximately 2100 voters cast
ballots in the primary election.
If 50% of Clarion students were
to register to vote by the October
7th deadline, we as a student
body could elect George Rossey
as District Justice to insure the
fair and equal treatment of all
citizens by the justice system of
Clarion County.
Nearly 90% of all legal matters
arising in this district will be
heard by the district justice.
George Rossey vowed that if
elected as District Justice he will
insure the equitable treatment of
students and permanent residents
alike. George Rossey holds a
degree in Psychology from
Clarion University, has passed
state certification examinations
to hold the office of District
Justice and is currently enrolled
in the paralegal program at
Venango Campus. He is a man
of strong character and great
integrity. I've known George
for years and know that he is
more than qualified to hold the
position and vastly more
qualified than his opponent
I urge all students to exercise
their precious right to vote and to
write in the name George Rossey
for District Justice on November
5th. But to do so, you must
register to vote before the
October 7th deadline. Your right
to vote is one of the most
precious rights you have, if you
use it. Please vote for George
Rossey this fall.
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These organizations were
especially helpful in teaching me
how to work with others;
something I'll take with me
outside college.
Chapter IV — Senior Year —
The final chapter. After
belonging to campus
organizations, after experiencing
every up, down, left and right
known to the college student, I
was ready to tackle the world. I
thought I knew it all. I was a
whiz-kid, a social debutante and
academic expert. But the truth
is, when you're a professional or
at least trying to be one, your
education never really stops. It
only becomes more of an
addiction. You never want to
stop learning, and you can't. It's
impossible. But isn't learning
marvelous. How many times
have you stopped yourself and
said. "If only I knew then what I
know now." Well, I'll tell you
what, if I knew at 12 years old
what I know now, believe me, I'd
be the next Donald Trump. But,
we can't go back. We can only
go forward now. Aren't we
lucky, though, to have received
the golden gift of a college
education; to be able to gain all
sorts of insight on a daily basis.
Professors, counselors, the
library, friends from all walks of
life, right at your fingertips.
Dimensional. God, what a great
thing!
Upcoming graduates,
congratulate yourselves. We
were good little boys and girls.
We worked hard. We did our
homework. We didn't give up.
In the very least, we grew.
Judging from where I started to
where I currently stand, I owe a
whole lot to Clarion.
Chapter IV of this Clarion
story, this once in a lifetime
experience, is soon approaching
an end; at least for myself and
some others. It's time to depart
our Clarion bubble. Thanks for
making my journey into the
world a little easier. You are a
special, quaint, little place.
Ms. Dana Takach graduated
from Clarion University of
Pennsylvania in 1990 and is
working at WDVE, Pittsburgh.
She has allowed the Clarion
Call to reprint the April 26,
1990 column in its entirety.
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Keeling Health Services Center
closes its doors after 11 p.m.
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
The Clarion University
Keeling Health Services Center
is no longer open 24 hours due to
a lack of student patronage.
A financial consideration also
came into play in the lessening
of hours.
According to Dr. Yvonne
Patterson, director of the Health
Center, "The center wasn't
utilized by the students that
much during the hours of 11:00
and they went to the emergency
room and completely bypassed
the health center."
According to Dr. George
Curtis, vice president of Student
Affairs, "The key factor in the
decision to eliminate the 11:00
p.m. to 7:00 a.m. shift at the
health center was financial. It
takes a minimum of two nurses
to staff that shift at costs in
excess of $50,000. To have a
physician on call during those
hours is an additional $15,000 to
"The center wasn't
utilized by
the students. . ."
p.m. and 7:00 a.m."
On the average, Keeling
Health Center sees about One
student a night
"Usually during that time,"
said Dr. Patterson, "those people
who were coming had, maybe,
cold symptoms or viral
symptoms and needed over-the-
counter medicines to support
them until they were seen the
next morning. Or, we didn't see
them because they had
something more pressing and a
physician needed to see them
$20,000 depending on actual
call-ins. At an average of one
student per night, it would cost
over $300 per visit to operate
this shift"
The final decision to close the
Health Center from 11:00 p.m. to
7:00 a.m. was handed down by
the office of Dr. Curtis.
Dr. Curtis is in charge of the
auxiliary funded services on
campus.
As of this semester, Keeling
Health Center, is totally auxiliary
supported, or student funded.
"About two years ago, the
Chancellor for Higher Education
asked that university student
health centers become
auxiliary centers," said Dr.
Patterson.
According to Dr. Curtis, 'The
university wasn't in compliance
with that order," as the university
has been subsidizing funds for
part of the operation since that
time.
The center has now switched
over to total self-support. This is
one of the reasons small fees are
charged for certain services at
the clinic.
When asked what would
happen to those students who
needed 24 hour observation, Dr.
Patterson replied that students
would still be observed if
necessary during operating
hours. A diagnosis would than
be made as to whether or not
those students could go back to
their place of residence or on to
the hospital.
"In" patients were not a large
percentage of students seen last
year. During the fall semester of
1990, the Health Center
observed less than 15 students on
a 24 hour basis. During the
spring semester, there were
fewer than 10 students.
The Health Center is primarily
WCCB reports $1,100
music theft over the weekend
by Linda S. Cherry
WCCB Employee
Between 60 and 80 compact
discs were stolen this past
weekend from the WCCB radio
station in Harvey Hall.
Approximately $1,100
worth of compact discs were
taken from Clarion's student-
run, AM radio station, sometime
between midnight Friday and
noon on Saturday.
According to Program
Director, Mike Diethorn, "This
represents a large block of the
alternative, or progressive music
now getting the most air play.
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However, I don't see any great
set-backs. There is plenty of
music here and we will be able
to work around the problem
while we try to replace the stolen
discs."
Public Safety is currently
investigating the incident.
According to Dr. Ron
Martinazzi, head of Public
Safety, there was no indication
of a forced entry. There are no
suspects at this time.
"I feel very disappointed that
someone would want to hurt this
station," says the station's
General Manager, Shannon
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the interest of the students, and
even though we aren't pointing
the finger at anyone, it appears
that someone really wanted to
hold us back. I am happy to
inform them that they have not
succeeded."
Dr. Martinazzi also said, "Most
crimes are solved, not by
physical evidence, but by
information gained from
witnesses and tips."
If you have any information
concerning this crime, please
contact Public Safety at
226-2111.
V.
Andrea Maitland/Clarion Call
Keeling Health Services Center is now open from 7:00 a.m.
to 11 :00 p.m. seven days a week.
a student service. The center
does not serve faculty and staff
at Clarion University on a day-
to-day basis.
"We feel we are primarily a
student health center and that's
what our function and role is,"
commented Dr. Patterson. 'The
policy has been that we see
faculty and staff on an
emergency basis."
Because emphasis is no longer
placed on 24 hour care, Dr.
Patterson hopes to utilize the
health center as an educational
tool.
A room has been set aside
within the center to be used as a
"Health Library." Reference
books, handouts, videos and
pamphlets are available there for
anyone's personal use.
Keeling Health Center has also
made a student handbook
available to all students on or off
campus. It contains information
concerning services the center
provides, what to do in an
emergency and general health
information. These can be found
in the dorms, at the health center,
Carlson library and Chandler
Dining Hall.
Personnel at Keeling Health
are also available as guest
speakers on health issues for any
campus programs.
Dr. Patterson has several long
range goals for the Health
Center. Two of which include
getting a registered dietician and
organizing a student health
advisory board, sometime in the
future.
Keeling Health Center is now
open from 7:00 a.m. to 11:00
p.m., seven days a week.
There's no excuse not to
register
A voter registration drive
will be held at Carlson library, in the dorms and
at the cafeteria from September 30 to October 5.
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PEACE members rally together against
Concord and the DER at public meeting
by Jeff Wise
News Staff Writer
"No Toxic Dump." "Ban
Concord." "Who's Watching
DER?"
These and other slogans
painted on roadside signs along
Route 322 have no doubt
perplexed numbers of people
who are unaware of who or what
Concord is, or DER for that
matter.
The supporters of PEACE
though, will gladly enlighten
anyone interested, as evidenced
from their Monday night public
meeting/rally held at Clarion
Limestone High School.
Protect Environment And
Children Everywhere, Inc.
(PEACE), is comprised of
Clarion and Jefferson county
citizens who share an opposition
to the proposed hazardous waste
disposal facility planned by the
Concord Resources Group of
Pennsylvania, Inc. PEACE
President, Douglas Kepler,
responded by saying to the
packed auditorium audience,
"We live here, this is our land,
Douglas Kepler of PEACE speaks to the concerned crown at
[Concord] can't take it from us."
The controversy surrounding
this issue is the recent approval
of Concord's Phase I application
by the Department of
Environmental Resources
(DER). Phase I approval,
though, is only the first step in a
long process of reviews which,
after passing, Concord can
actually start to build its facility.
Kepler feels, however, that
New freshmen parking lot
planned behind Still Hall
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Monday night's meeting.
DER was wrong in approving
Concord's application and said
that PEACE is just now starting
to really fight against Concord.
Kepler added that the issue
". . .is in our hands, the whole
thing is as we will it to be and it
doesn't matter what DER says or
what the government says."
Kepler is confident that PEACE
will be able to fend off Concord
and its proposed waste facility.
The members of the audience at
Clarion-Limestone High
School's auditorium were in full
agreement with Kepler and
showed their support throughout
the evening.
The meeting kicked off with a
presentation of "The Wizard of
EPA," a satirical one-act play
based loosely on "The Wizard of
Oz." The PEACE rendition,
authored by Kathy Krouse, had
Dorothy, or Clarion in this case,
encountering the pitfalls of
trying to rid her hometown of a
hazardous waste facility. The
play ended with the Good Witch
saying that anything can be
accomplished by believing in
people power, at which point the
audience stood and started
chanting, "People Power," and
"No Dump," for several minutes.
Along with the rousing crowd
response, the cast and writer of
the play received
commendations from the
Pennsylvania Environment
Network conference that was
held a few weeks ago.
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Staff Writer
Clarion University will be
opening a new parking lot to
alleviate the parking problems
on campus.
The parking lot will provide
Clarion University with
approximately 170 to 180 new
parking spaces. The lot will be
located along Route 322 behind
Still Hall. It will be designated
lotW.
The parking lot will be
completed in two-and-a-half to
three weeks, depending on the
weather according to Clare
Heidler, director of facilities,
management, and planning at
Clarion University.
The opening should fall close
to the October 15 scheduled
opening.
At the time of the opening, all
resident freshmen will be
required to park in lot W.
Resident freshmen should watch
the Daily Bulletin for the
notification of when the lot
opens. Resident freshmen with a
"W" permit who park in other
lots on campus after the official
opening of lot W will be
ticketed.
The new parking lot was
initiated as a result of the
parking committee's proposals to
President Diane Reinhard. Dr.
Reinhard contacted Heidler to
begin the plans for developing a
new parking lot
Heidler contracted with
William Trebilcock Whitehead
(WTW) to design lot W.
The purpose of building this
parking lot was to free some of
the other lots for commuters and
visitors.
The lot will be well lit with
nine overhead street lights.
Public Safety will be including
the new parking lot in their
rounds to ensure proper security.
The Ambassador Program social
will be held Sunday, September 29,
at 7 p.m. in Marwick Boyd
Auditorium. Refreshments will
follow the movie, Lethal Weapon II.
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High-tech trend on campuses
benefits students across the country
by Carrie Lengauer
News Staff Writer
There is a new trend on
American college campuses
which reflects today's high-tech
student lifestyle — the Automated
Teller Machine (ATM).
According to a survey by Plus
System, Inc., an international
network of bank ATM's, college
and university students, 18 to 24
years of age, conduct more
transactions than any other age
group. As a result, usage at
campus ATM's during the school
year is double the level of usage
at cash machines not related to
college campuses.
The national survey found that
nearly 40 percent of all 18 to 24
year olds in the U.S. use ATM
cards. Recogizing this trend,
more banks are placing ATM's
on campuses nationwide. These
ATM's are usually located in
high-traffic areas, and some even
serve dual roles as electronic
bulletin boards, listing campus
activities on their screens.
The ATM is a hot item on
campus for several reasons.
According to Ron Reed, senior
vice president and manager of
the Plus System ATM network:
'Today's students are really the
first generation to grow up with
video games and computers, so
they don't have the same
reservations about using the
ATM's that some older
Americans have. They also
make more frequent cash
withdrawals than older adults,
who tend to withdraw larger
amounts of cash at one time." In
fact, students use their cards
more frequently than any other
age group, and nearly one-third
journey to the ATM ten or more
times a month.
Since virtually all campus
ATM's belong to a national ATM
network, students from all over
the country can use campus
ATM's to access bank accounts
back home. Parents can fund the
account by making a deposit
right into a student's hometown
bank account, instead of sending
a check through the mail or
wiring money.
While some banks charge
cardholders a fee ranging from
50 cents to two dollars for each
transaction, ATM transactions
are still cheaper than wiring
money, which can cost as much
as $60 to send $500.
One tip that students may find
helpful is this: instead of
withdrawing smaller amounts of
money for daily expenses,
students should withdraw
enough to last them a week to
cut down on transaction fees.
Outside Clarion
The Clarion Call - 9-26-91- Page 9
Tyson's hands accused again
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP Service
National
News
Tyson Faces More
Allegations
Yet another woman is accusing
Mike Tyson of not keeping his
hands to himself.
New York actress, Robin
Young, says Tyson grabbed her
in a "sexually suggestive" way at
a night club last November.
Young wants $2 million in
damages. She says Tyson's
advances caused her "great
humiliation and distress."
Iraq Interferes
with U.N. Inspectors
President Bush has
denounced Saddam Hussein
again after a second straight
confrontation between U.N.
inspectors and Iraqi troops in
Baghdad.
Iraqi security detained a team
of inspectors, Tuesday, who tried
to copy documents on Baghdad's
nuclear arms program.
Bush said that Hussein was
guilty of "unacceptable
behavior." But, he also says he's
not setting a deadline for Iraq to
disclose all its nuclear secrets.
Bush is consulting with other
world leaders about the matter.
State
Alive Girl Mistaken
For Dead
Her parents were notified.
Funeral arrangements were being
made and family members
struggled to come to grips with
the death of Denise Dieter in a
car accident. Her body was even
identified.
Dieter, a 23 year old student,
arrived home to crying
roommates over her demise.
The victim of the accident was
taking the Dieter's place at a
social function she had backed
out of at the last minute. The
victim bore a striking
resemblance to Dieter.
Students take part in SSHE sponsored
Women's leadership Institute Conference
John Rickard/Clarion Call
This CUP student takes advantage of the MAC machine
located in the gameroom of Harvey Hall.
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
The third annual Women's
Leadership Institute Conference
sponsored by the State System of
Higher Education was held
August 11-16.
Two Clarion university students
took part in the conference.
Crystal Knorr and Lori Berk
traveled to the McKeever
Environmental Center for the
six-day conference.
Also sponsoring the
conference were the Council of
Student Affairs Vice Presidents
and the Women's Consortium.
"I truly believe I took a great
deal of knowledge and good
ideas from the conference, " said
Ms. Knorr. "It was an incredible
learning experience for me, and I
hope to return to next year's
conference.
The agenda for the conference
included programs and activities
designed to promote individual
leadership skills.
Featured speakers include Ms.
Kathy Obear, owner of a human
resource management firm in
Amherst, Massachuetts, and Dr.
Ruth A. Rieseman, director of
Career Services at IUP.
According to Ms. Knorr, the two
Clarion participants at the
conference were required to do
some type of service project to
demonstrate what type of
knowledge was gained through
the conference programs.
Clarion participants were
chosen following an interview
by the student affairs office and a
committee set up to find
volunteers.
Each annual conference is
open to all women enrolled a
Clarion University.
"I definitely recommend the
institute conference to any
women interested. It is a
tremendous opportunity," said
Knorr.
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American Culture Influences
Kuwaiti Teenagers
Some Arab traditionalists in
Kuwait are upset about one
legacy of the liberation of their
country. It seems many Kuwaiti
teenagers have started imitating
U.S. troops- wearing shorts and
T-shirts, sporting crew cuts and
listening to loud dance music.
Several Kuwaiti newspapers
have denounced what they call
the "Americanization
Phenomenon."
Iceberg Threatens
Shipping
Military officials said an
iceberg twice the size of Rhode
Island is threatening shipping off
the southern tip of South
America.
Navy officials said the iceberg
is drifting East-Northeast about
one half mile an hour. It is about
700 miles southeast of the
Falkland Islands.
Officials say waves can break
chunks of ice from the iceberg
and endanger ships.
News
by Toni Ross and
Michele Schmid
News Staff Writers
MV Student Teachers
Experience Job Delays
The Snapper
Student teachers at Millersville
University are feeling the impact
of local school district teacher
strikes.
Almost 50 of 275 student
teachers attending MU are being
affected by the strikes. While
some of the students were
reassigned to different school
districts, others must skip fall
break in order to make up for
lost time, due to Pennsylvania's
12-week student teaching
requirement.
American Express Offers
New Benefit To Students
American Express is offering
student cardholders 30 minutes
of free, long-distance calling
each month.
The plan allows students to
use their American Express
cards as telephone calling cards.
The plan is sponsored by MCI
but also works for students who
have a different long-distance
carrier.
Each month, a student receives
a $3.70 credit to his or her
American Express card that is
used to cover the cost of the free
30 minutes.
IUP Students Disgruntled
Over Art Studio's Hours
ThePenn
It is purely an issue of safety
that is forcing Indiana University
of Pennsylvania to close and
lock the doors of their art studio
at 11:00 p.m.
The concern is that overworked
students will push themselves
late at night to meet deadlines
and will cause accidents that
normally would not occur.
Some critics of the new policy
feel it is very inconvenient for
students who work evening
shifts and cannot get into the
studio until 9:00 p.m.
Others feel that a student in the
art department cannot be
compared to other students for
the basic fact that art students
cannot take most of their work
home with them. The students
need access to the large
equipment relied upon in the art
field.
One possible solution could
include the card key system.
The card key would allow
students who belong to the art
department access to the studio
while at the same time keep
others out.
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Clarion's Academic Support Center
provides aid to struggling students
by Bryan Delaney
News Staff Writer
During your stay at college,
you are bound to run into
academic difficulties. One such
problem could be that you have a
good teacher but the material
you are being taught just isn't
getting through to you. You want
to do something about the
problem but you just don't know
how to get help. That's where
Clarion University's Academic
Support Center, located in 209A
Davis Hall, comes in.
The Academic Support Center
provides many services in the
area of learning and study skills
for students, faculty and staff.
Dr. Lou Tripodi, director of the
center, believes that, "Our
primary purpose is to provide
support to students if they are
having problems with class
content and/or "study skills."
Learning skills has been the
primary service used at the
center. In this case, a student
really doesn't need a specific
content tutor, they just need to
improve how they study. The
staff can use different types of
learning skills to accommodate
the student. Dr. Tripodi gave a
heavy reading course as an
example of this situation. When
working with students on
reading their text, the staff offers
them different ideas of how to
outline important material, and
ways to remember what they
have outlined.
Most services need
appointments but walk-in
services are available for math,
economics, business statistics
and Accounting, since they are
in such high demand. Math is
offered from 5:00 to 7:30 p.m.,
Monday through Thursday,
while economics, business
statistics and accounting are the
same time but on Tuesday and
Thursday only.
A new resource available in
the center are financial and
managerial accounting videos a
student can watch. These are in
cooperation with the accounting
department so that a better
concept of the class is grasped.
After the first week of this
semester, there were 241 visits
and after the second week there
were 620 visits. From these
figures, 331 different students
have used the program.
For the past three years, Chris
Hearst, assistant director of the
academic support center, has
been coordinating activities at
the Learning Skills Lab. She
has developed specific academic
tasks for any organized group
requesting assistance. The
groups include athletic teams,
fraternities, sororities etc.
The office hours for the center
are Monday through Thursday
from 9:00 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. and
Friday from 9:00 a.m. to 3:00
p.m.
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wucb, Clarion s a.m. radio station which continually strives to be "the student station "
celebrated its 20th anniversary Friday, September, 20th.
After 20 years WCCB is
still rolling out the rock
Sept 28 Football at I.U.R
Tennis at Shippensburg
C.A.B.'s, (HVA), 9 p.m.
Sept 30 UAB presents "Fun
Flicks," (HVA), 1-7 p.m.
Oct 2 Theatrical education
presentation on prevention
of date rape, Campbell Hall,
8 p.m.
by Terry McCalla
Special to Features
Twenty years ago, the Beatles
were the "in" group and WCCB,
Hot Rock 640 was there.
Twenty years ago, leisure suits
were the fashion of the day and
Hot Rock 640 was there.
Now it's the 90's and a long
way from leisure suits and
Beatles albums but some things
never die, even after 20 years.
WCCB.Hot Rock 640,
Clarion's a.m. radio station
which is located in Harvey Hall,
started its 20 year musical
journey on September 20, 1971.
This was after almost a year of
planning and student surveys to
determine what "the students"
wanted in a campus radio
station. From the very
beginning, it was "the student
station" and it is that philosophy
that has kept WCCB alive. With
this attitude, it is no wonder the
station celebrated its 20th
anniversary last Friday,
September 20th.
Through the years, the station
has been known by names such
as "Clarion's Only Rock,"
"music and more" and "good
music for good people." But
more important than the name
are the two elements that have
made WCCB a lasting force in
Clarion University broadcasting;
the music it plays and the people
who are a part of the station.
The music can be summed up
in two words. College music. It
may not be hours of Led (or is
that Dread) Zepplin, and you
won't hear "the rock you grew
up with." But what you will
hear is the cutting edge of
modern music.
The people are a little harder to
define. Majors from accounting
to sociology have found a home
at the "Hot Rock," and according
to general manager Shannon
Skorma, it is the variety that
makes the station work so well.
"It's a diversity of people, music
and spirit that has allowed Hot
Rock 640 to be around for 20
years and it is that same diversity
that will allow us to be around
for another 20."
But Hot Rock 640 isn't all
albums and compact discs. It's
also a leader when it comes to
events on campus. The station
has been involved in events like
"The Annual Earth Day Jam"
which features local bands in an
all day concert, "Alumni Day,"
in which famous radio
personalities such as Larry
Richert of KDKA Radio, who
got their start on the "Hot Rock"
return to relive their days on the
air and "the Annual Children's
Hospital Fund drive," which has
collected well over $25,000 for
children in need.
In the long run, it isn't the
awards or the glory that WCCB
seeks. Like all radio stations, it
gets its satisfaction from the little
things the individual listener
requests and a job well done at
the end of a broadcast session.
And with the end of each
broadcast day, Hot Rock 640
now comes one day closer to the
completion of their second
twenty years.
On the Road. . I
Oct 3 Big Audio Dynamite with
special guest, The Farm,
Metropol, 7:30 p.m.
Oct 4-6 "Cabaret," McKeesport
Little Theatre, 8 p.m.
Oct 10 "Hamlet," Opening Night,
Pittsburgh Public
Theater
Don't Forget: Friday, September 27
is the last day to sign up for Credit/No Record
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Pace 12 - The Clarion Call - 9-26-91
New student senator proves to be asset in bridging
existing cultural gap, stereotypes on campus
by Debbie Huffman
News Staff Writer
Clarion University's Student
Senate has recently acquired a
new member Shahzad Shaikh
who took the place, of Tarron
Thomas. Shaikh was a student
the importance of the minority
students on campus. Shaikh
wants them to get more involved
with activities and with people,
so there is a better line of
communication.
Being a native from Pakistan,
Shaikh feels that stereotypes
break down the stereotype of
different cultures. He said it will
"keep in touch with everybody
and make them feel at home". In
Pakistan, Shaikh was involved
with a pen pal organization wilh
other countries and he was also
President of his class and Senate
for his school. He feels that
these things helped him be
qualified for his position on the
committee. "I like to be
involved, I like to be heard," said
Shaikh. People do not
understand the foreign students
nor do the foreign students
understand the American
Students. Being a minority
student, he believes they need
represented to open up lines of
communication.
"When we come here it is a
different culture, and we want to
be part of the American
Culture," said Shaikh.
Wilh these goals and
objectives, the Social Equity
Committee believes it will be a
successful semester.
John Rickard/Clarion Call
New student senate member Shahzad Shaikh seeks to
open up the lines of communication between American
and minority students.
alternative and began as a
member for the semester of Fall
1991.
The Equity Committee stresses
need to be broken down. One of
the goals of the committee is to
try to help sponser a
multicultural event that will
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Sept. 26
* Tennis vs. Lock Haven
*V-Ball atMercyhurst
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Intramural Roster due
(M. water basketball)
•"Live at 10" on TVS will
begin broadcasting
10pm
Sun Sept. 29
Ambassador Social
(Auditorium) 7pm
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Fri Sept. 27
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
Tourney
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-15 Chapel)
* Credit/No Record ends
4pm
* Intramural Roster due
(W. & M. basketball,
Co-rec volleyball)
Wed Oct. 2
* United Campus Ministry
Lecture Series
(Moore Hall) 12noon
* Anti-Hazing workshop
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* UAB presents "Fun Flicks"
(Harvey Hall) 1 - 7pm
* December Graduation
Applications due
Oct. 11 (Registrar's
office)
* Koinonia Banana Night
(Harvey Hall) 8pm
Sat Sept. 2 8
* Football at IUP
* Tennis at SNppensburg
* V~BaH at Slippery Rock
Tourney
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
Tues Oct.l
* Tennis at IUP
* V-BaH at California
* Golf vs. Allegheny
* Anti-Hazing Workshops
Thur Oct. 3
* Tennis at Edtnboro
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
* Blood mobile (Tippin Gym)
11am- 5pm
* Anti-Hazing Workshops
* Panhellenic Associate
Member Welcome
Social (Ralston Field)
8pm
Fri Oct. 4
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* V-Ball Clarion "Elite" 8
* ALF Planetarium Show
7pm
'Bedrock cafe featuring
"Kyle Davis" (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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^"*" 'iirr . »"^
are your
expectations of the new
Student Center?
CALL*ON~YOU
compiled by
Gregg Bachner
Kent Blum
Junior, Biology
I'm hoping that it will have a cheap
place to eat, like the Eagle's Den."
tin
Amy Schaub
Freshman, Communication
"A larger book center, without all
the hassles of waiting in long lines."
William Pfeifer
Senior, Elementary Education
"Who cares, I won't be here to see it."
Lisa Tepsic
Senior, Accounting
"To finally have a nice atmosphere in
which students can relax and socialize."
Michael Sacca
Sophomore, Marketing
"Cheaper prices on books."
Shannon Lanberry
Senior, Economics
"Student organizations and offices
will be more accessible."
Bill Aglietti
Senior, Secondary Education-English
"Anything is better than the old one."
Pane 12 - The Clarion Call - 9-26-91
New student senator proves to be asset in bridging
existing cultural gap, stereotypes on campus
by Debbie Huffman
News Staff Writer
Clarion University's Student
Senate has recently acquired a
new member Shahzad Shaikh
who took the place of Tarron
Thomas. Shaikh was a student
the importance of the minority
students on campus. Shaikh
wants them to get more involved
with activities and with people,
so there is a better line of
communication.
Being a native from Pakistan,
Shaikh feels that stereotypes
Jonn Rickard/Clarion Call
New student senate member Shahzad Shaikh seeks to
open up the lines of communication between American
and minority students.
alternative and began as a
member for the semester of Fall
1991.
The Equity Committee stresses
need to be broken down. One of
the goals of the committee is to
try to help sponser a
multicultural event that will
PREGNANT ?
NEED HELP?
or A| •
Don't Miss This
Summer's Hit
11 Robin
Hood"
Oct 3-6
8 p.m.
Hart Chapel
break down the stereotype of
different cultures. He said it will
"keep in touch with everybody
and make them feel at home". In
Pakistan, Shaikh was involved
with a pen pal organization with
other countries and he was also
President of his class and Senate
for his school. He feels that
these things helped him be
qualified for his position on the
committee. "I like to be
involved, I like to be heard," said
Shaikh. People do not
understand the foreign students
nor do the foreign students
understand the American
Students. Being a minority
student, he believes they need
represented to open up lines of
communication.
"When we come here it is a
different culture, and we want to
be part of the American
Culture," said Shaikh.
With these goals and
objectives, the Social Equity
Committee believes it will be a
successful semester.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Sept. 2 6
* Tennis vs. Lock Haven
* V-Ball at Mercy hurst
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Intramural Roster due
(M. water basketball)
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10pm
Sun Sept. 2 9
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(Auditorium) 7pm
Fri Sept. 2 7
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
Tourney
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Credit/No Record ends
4pm
* Intramural Roster due
(W. & M. basketball,
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* Koinonia Banana Night
(Harvey Hal!) 8pm
Sat Sept. 2 8
* Football at IUP
* Tennis at Shippensburg
* V-Ball at Slippery Rock
Tourney
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
Tues Oct . 1
* Tennis at IUP
* V-Ball at California
* Golf vs. Allegheny
* Anti-Hazing Workshops
Thur Oct . 3
* Tennis at Edinboro
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
* Blood mobile (Tippin Gym)
1 1 am - 5pm
* Anti-Hazing Workshops
* Panhellenic Associate
Member Welcome
Social (Ralston Field)
8pm
Fri Oct. 4
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* V-Ball Clarion "Elite" 8
* ALF Planetarium Show
7pm
*Bedrock cafe featuring
"Kyle Davis" (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
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The Clarion Call - 9-26-91 - Page 13
What are your
expectations of the new
Riemer Student Center?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Gregg Bachner
Kent Blum
Junior, Biology
I'm hoping that it will have a cheap
place to eat, like the Eagle's Den."
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Amy Schaub
Freshman, Communication
"A larger book center, without all
the hassles of waiting in long lines."
William Pfeifer
Senior, Elementary Education
"Who cares, I won't be here to see it."
Lisa Tepsic
Senior, Accounting
"To finally have a nice atmosphere in
which students can relax and socialize."
Michael Sacca
Sophomore, Marketing
"Cheaper prices on books."
Shannon Lanberry
Senior, Economics
"Student organizations and offices
will be more accessible."
Bill Aglietti
Senior, Secondary Education-English
"Anything is better than the old one."
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Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 9-26-91
Eric Anderson: f Proud as a peacock'
NBC's summer intern experiences the fast-paced life of network television
by Gara L. Smith
Features Staff Writer
At age twelve, Eric Anderson
was no different that you or I,
except for one aspect: He
dreamed of working at Thirty-
three Rockefeller Center, in the
heart of New York City.
National Broadcasting
Company with its bright peacock
feathers and award winning
program, enabled a Clarion
University intern to take a whiff
Anne Sherwood, NBC Network
Advertising and Promotions
Manager for the east coast.
At NBC, Anderson worked
with top-notch professionals.
His vast responsibilities included
departmental work with 210
affiliate stations across the
country. "I spent many hours on
the phone, supervised edit
sessions and did satellite feeds
for "Nightly News," "Today,"
"Closer Look" and "Cover-to-
Cover." Although my internship
Andrea Maitland/Clarion Call
Senior Communication major Eric Anderson obtained
hands-on experience in his field this past summer when he
interned at the NBC network.
of professional life. As a
youngster who quite frequently
walked through the long NBC
corridors, Anderson was
destined to be part of that family
of friends.
At the beginning of his junior
year, Anderson with the help of
Bob Kusbit, another Clarion
was unpaid I was given a lot of
fringe benefits like tickets to
"Saturday Night Live."
"I learned a lot Actually, I felt
prepared for the work that they
gave me because of the classes I
had taken at Clarion. Although
the hands-on experience was
much more helpful than a
". . . the hands-on experience was much more
helpful than a classroom setting."
University student, constructed a
strategy as to how to get
Anderson an internship. After
being pointed in the right
direction, Anderson made a few
telephone calls and mailed out
countless resumes. He had
interviews with the distinguished
corporations of CBS and
Corporate Video Places along
with NBC. During his second
NBC interview, Anderson was
offered an unpaid internship by
classroom seuing." While being
in New York City, Anderson had
the opportunity to meet the
actual people who sit before the
camera and give the world
minute breaking news as well as
those who entertain us. These
people included Kathy Couric,
Tom Brokaw, David Letterman,
Jane Pauley and Faith Daniels.
And when special guest star,
Arnold Schwarzneggar appeared
on Saturday Night Live,
Anderson was there to observe.
In commenting on the celebrities
he met Anderson said, "Katie is
very nice and Letterman, well,
he is the same in the halls as on
the air."
While being able to have
hands-on experience in having
worked with a wide spectrum of
people, Anderson did find
himself editing raw footage to be
used for affiliate stations. "I
enjoy television a lot and would
like to work in promotion or
advertising as long as it has a lot
of variation," Anderson said with
a smile.
Anderson is a senior
communication major with a
concentration in advertising and
television. His roots are in
Whitehouse Station, New Jersey.
This year he is promotions
director for TV 5, the student
operated television station on
campus, and throughout his four
years at Clarion he has been
commercial producer for TV 5
and a feature writer for The Call.
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Going greek:
Students contemplate taking the plunge
The Clarion Call - 9-26-91 - Page 15
by Lori Tayman
Features Staff Writer
This is the time of year when
greek life here at Clarion seems
to peak. Now is the time when
fraternities and sororities are
scoping eligible candidates to
become part of their family.
On September 15th, "Meet the
Greeks" was held on the
sidewalks in between Harvey
and Peirce. Many students
showed up, each of whose mind
was filled with curiosity and
hope. Each fraternity and
sorority were proudly sporting
their letters on all sorts of
paraphernalia covering the
tables. After it was all over, all
of the Greeks went home
knowing a busy week was in
store for them.
Not every student considers
joining a fraternity or sorority.
But to the ones that do, it
becomes an extremely important
part of their semester, not to
mention their years ahead.
In talking to people about
their reasons for and against
joining a sorority or fraternity , I
found their answers interesting.
Each response was equally
legitimate, as well as truthful.
One person chose not to, for she
felt she was totally happy with
the friends she already had. On
the other hand, another girl said
she never had a sister while
growing up, only brothers. She
thought becoming a part of a
sorority would be her golden
opportunity to have the "sisters"
she never had.
The few gentlemen I talked
with had somewhat different
responses. A few said that
joining a fraternity just wasn't
for them. Those were the ones
who were interested primarily in
their studies, which wouldn't
allow much time for anything
else.
Going on to another type of
group, there were the select few
who were quite interested in the
social aspect of fraternities, such
as the social gatherings and
mixers. Still another young man
told me that joining his fraternity
gave him a sense of
responsibility and brotherhood. I
suppose that no matter what the
reason may be, joining is entirely
up to the individual.
It seems to me that joining a
fraternity or sorority is, in a
sense, like getting an "A" on a
project one has worked so
diligently on. I'm convinced
that it gives a person a sense of
accomplishment as well as a
tremendous dose of self-esteem.
In terms of reaching a desired
goal, becoming a sister or
brother is also like continuing
one's education. Receiving your
bachelor's degree is a definite
accomplishment, while striving
to to obtain a master's degree or
doctorate is a most admirable
achievement. But, as with
joining a fraternity or sorority,
these are things that an
individual should push for only
if they themselves want it. If
"going greek" is a desire, then by
all means go for it. If not, then
be happy with what you have
achieved already.
C.A.B.'s provides weekend night life
by Amy Gerkin
Features Staff Writer
It's Saturday night once again,
which means all textbooks are
closed (if they were ever
opened), and half of the campus
has gone home for the weekend.
The rest of the "Clarion crew"
are either staying inside
snuggling and watching movies,
heading for one or more parties
orgoingtoC.A.B.'s.
C.A.B.'s (Clarion's Alternate
to the Bar Scene) has already
started its motor, and is rockin'
Harvey Hall on Saturday nights.
With deejays from C-93 behind
the turntables, students show
their stuff on the hot and sweaty
dance floor. That is, if they can
find at least a cubic foot of
decent dance space.
Most of the students who go to
C.A.B.'s expect to have a good
time with their friends. But as
the hours pass, the population
inside the tiny vending area
increases. This makes it difficult
to move, unless you are one of
those stronger people who clear
their own path as if they were on
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• Breakfasts • Pizza • Sandwiches
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a safari through a jungle.
Here is a typical C.A.B.'s
scene for those of you who
haven't experienced the
"sizzling" sensation that fills the
muggy air. As you enter Harvey
basement, the sounds of the
latest dance songs ring in your
ears, and you feel like you're
stepping into an oven.
Now comes the hard part —
trying to locate a spot where you
won't be stepped on, pushed
over left and right, and will be
safe from possible slam dancers.
As soon as you plow your way
through the floor, you pick your
spot and try not to end up as
roadkill. This is especially true
when the "Electric Slide" is
played. That is a dance that
should require "socks only,"
because of the imminent threat
of being trampled while people
go through the wellknown line
dance.
Once it gets to the point where
you've lost about ten pounds
from sweating so much and you
can barely breathe, the deejays
come to your rescue and slap a
set of slow songs on.
People now fall on each other
for support and sway slowly to
the music. The other half of the
crowd vacates the steamy room
and gasps for the clean, cool
Clarion air.
When the dance comes to an
end, everyone goes their separate
ways. And for some, the night
isn't even over yet
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featuring:
Sue
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with
photography
Now through
Oct. 18th in
Marwick-Boyd
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the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
Central African nation located
on the Atlantic coast and
bordered by Equatorial Guinea
and Cameroon on the north and
the Congo on the east.
1. Official language of this country.
2. Local crop also known as corn.
3. Legislative body which sets policy in
this country.
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this has become a top export.
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by Bill Watterson
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68 Location
69 Boutique
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2 Monster
3 Push
4 Old car
5 -1A
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7 — Landon
8 Disorders
9 Starchy food
10 A Gardner
11 Pay
12 Mountain ridge
13 Founded
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22 Kind of pole
25 Wonderland
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28 Exclamations
29 Rural deity
30 Chin, poet
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35 Uproar
36 Byway
38 Wears away
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43 Work unit
46 Panoramas
47 Whole
48 Builds
49 Purloined
50 Bistros
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55 Orderly
56 Fjord city
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60 Small guitar
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Sept. 29 - Oct. 5
ARIES - March 21/April 20
Impulsive, headstrong and impetu-
ous you may be. but not as egotisti-
cal and insensitive as many believe.
Remind others at this time of how
generous and financially supportive
you were in the past; it's now time
they helped you out. If. like most
Ariens. you enjoy sporting activities.
plan something for yourself this
week.
TAURUS- April 21/May 21
You'll be doing more to please oth-
ers than to please yourself: loved
ones want things all their own way
and you'll oblige for the sake of
peace. But you can't help feeling
resentful about this, and it reminds
you of old grievances. It's not easy
to get through work on Tuesday;
various hindrances tax your
patience.
GEMINI- May 22/June 21
If seeking a change of scene, more
pleasure can be gained by getting off
the beaten track, communing with
nature rather than with people.
You'll have little peace at home —
others on the scene are too boister-
ous for your liking. Be ready to safe-
guard status and authority in work-
ing surroundings on Wednesday.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
You're in the mood to enjoy yourself
to the fullest, but companions seem
unable to get into a similar mood:
they could be be dull or depressing
influences. Don't forget an anniver-
sary or try to wriggle out of a visit.
A partner may wish to discuss new
plans lor the sharing of responsibili
ties — some changes in joint
arrangements are likely.
LEO - July 23/August 23
Maybe you have valid reasons for
making your position clear and
"telling it like it is." But astrologi-
cally the climate is not yet right for
you to swish that lion's tail too fero-
ciously. It would be better by far to
heed the advice of loyal and trusted
friends and say nothing you might
later regret.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
Don't overtax your energy, no matter
how energetic you feel; allow for the
probability of minor delays which
may upset your timetable. It's a mis-
take to seek too much variety now
— it means you won't be making the
most of any one chance to get the
best out of entertainment. Some sur-
prises are likely at work.
LIBRA - September 23/Oet 23
Sunday's a good day for enjoying
sports; Saturday is the preferable
lime for other forms of entertain-
ment. On Tuesday, don't waste too
much of the morning trying to
decide what to do — your mdeci-
siveness will be at its worst then.
SCORPIO - October 24/Nov 22
Splendid influences affect romance
and the social scene, so make the
most of your chances. Excursions
and parties will go wonderfully —
there will be promising meetings if
you're single! Monday brings
delays. There is anxiety at work, but
a happy turn of events bv Friday.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/I)ec 21
You will get much more done pro-
ceeding at a steady pace rather than
by rushing around. Your weekend
will be most enjoyable if you spend
it relaxing — maybe finally reading
that book you've been wanting to
read, or renting some favorite
movies. A good week for sorting out
plans, and for considering your cash
situation. A family involvement will
be rewarding.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
II you'll be taking a vacation soon,
you'll do so under favorable stars. In
fact, fun potential is great whatever
you do. Looks like you could be
made an offer that you can't refuse!
You could hark back to earlier days,
especially where a celebration is
concerned.
AQUARIUS - January 21/Feb 18
There is a good prospect of some
luck involving money. This could be
from a small win, but will more like-
ly be through gaining some useful
information. A new friendship will
develop along pleasing lines, and an
old friend could reenter your scene.
PISCES - February 19/March 20
Close companions will be in a rest-
less mood, so don't count on the
week's arrangements going through
smoothly. However, any changes
made will turn out well — you will
have a good time whatever you do.
A Taurus or Virgo will be important
in your life this week.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months
Wishes can be made to come true,
but you must back them with hard
work. Keep all financial arrange-
ments on simple, clearcut lines; be
extra cautious about entering into
joint financial commitments —
make sure that business associates
are trustworthy. Be patient if in love;
romantic plans can't be brought to
fulfillment quickly. The number four
may play a significant role in your
life throughout much of this 12-
month cycle.
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ALBUM REVIEW:
Richie Sambora is no
"Stranger in this town 1 '
by Dan Coyle
Features Staff Writer
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Hot Soots: Ballad of Youth
Father Time
The Answer
It's been about six months
since I first heard the rumor
about Bon Jovi's Richie
Sambora and his upcoming solo
album. With the band Bon Jovi
temporarily on hold, guitarist
Richie Sambora keeps his fans
satisfied with his first solo
record, "Stranger in This Town,"
just released three weeks ago.
MTV-goers may have seen and
heard the first video and single,
"Ballad of Youth," where
Sambora debuts as a lead
vocalist. His voice is strong and
clean as he sings of youthful
inspirations and overcoming the
troubles of growing up. There's
a message here and throughout
all ten tracks — Sambora often
sings about holding on to his
childhood and staying young
(listen to "One Light Burning,"
"The Answer," or "Ballad of
Youth"). A few other selections
contain more traditional lyrics
about lost loves ("Rosie,"
'TatherTime").
Backed by Bon Jovi's
bandmates David Bryan
(keyboards), and Tico Torres
(drums/percussion), the music
underneath Sambora's electric
and acoustic guitar playing is
superb. Tony Levin (bass guitar)
is probably the only unknown
musician here, as even Eric
Clapton makes an appearance on
"Mr. Bluesman." Bryan and
Sambora perform exceptionally
on the album's closer, a lullaby
with a beautiful atmosphere
created by orchestration and
Sambora's acoustic work. The
lyrics here are unique and
captivating — they deal with
heaven, death and living with so
many unanswered questions.
Does "Stranger In This Town"
sound anything like a Bon Jovi
record? Well, Bon Jovi has
more of a raw sound —
Sambora's album is surprisingly
a bit softer, but nevertheless a
success. Any fan of Sambora,
Bon Jovi or popular rock-n-roll
will need to add Richie
Sambora's "Stranger In This
Town" to their collection. For
best results, be sure to follow the
listening instructions of Sambora
— "turn down the lights, light a
candle. . . welcome."
A Friend
A friend is a person
Who is there for you
To share the good times
And help you through
The bad times.
A friend is a person
Who is there to
Share the laughter
When we are happy,
And when we are sad
A friend is there
To dry our tears
And hold us
Until we are happy again.
But most of all,
A friend is a person
Who loves you
And cares for you
Enough to motivate
You to go on.
-Crystal Stewart
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"Yesterdaze," the newly opened store on Main Street sells an assortment of hand designed
t-shirts, and hopes to expand its offerings to include other handcrafted items.
"Yesterdaze" business provides creative
bargains for today's college student
by Deanna Raulston
Special to Features
"We're actually doing it for
fun," said Scott Bums, co-owner
of the newly opened store on
Main Street, "Yesterdaze."
Kelly Tumco, Jeff Tritten and
Greg Feingold, also co-owners,
share Bums' opinion.
The newly opened store,
located next door to "Images of
the West," sells all original tie-
dye t-shirts, hand-designed and
dyed by Tumco, Burns, Tritten
and Feingold. Yesterdaze began
with a goal to sell just enough
shirts for the four owners, who
are also Clarion University
students, to take a vacation to
Europe. Shirts were sold at
Grateful Dead concerts and
Music Alley, a concert by
various bands held in St.
Petersburg, Pa.
When the group saw that there
was an actual market for the
shirts, the vacation plans were
scrapped and their profits were
reinvested in Yesterdaze.
"It's like an art," said Tumco.
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money and a lot of time to keep
the business going."
Yesterdaze's prices are kept to
a minimum. Burns says they
hope to sell handcrafted items
made by other people to expand
the store. "We would like ideas
and assistance from other people
in the community who would
like to market their product,"
Burns said. One idea being
debated by the owners is that of
a compact disc trading club. No
fees would be charged. It would
be a means of obtaining CDs you
want while trading in ones you
don't.
As far as the business aspect of
Yesterdaze goes, Tumco said,
"We are learning as we go. We
aren't necessarily concerned
with making a big profit, we
only want to break even."
Upon graduation, the owners
plan to sell the store, split the
money and finally get to go to
Europe.
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Golden Eagles victimized in a
heartbreaker against New Haven
byJonSitler
Sports Staff Writer
Resembling something out of a
Apollo Creed/Rocky Balboa
fight, the Clarion University
Golden Eagles and the New
Haven University Chargers
traded punch for punch,
unleashing an arsenal of deadly
blows and neither team seemed
to go down. Finally, New Haven
stood victorious with just
seconds to spare, 4842.
It was about the most offensive
display since Andrew Dice Clay
released his infamous, "The
Diceman Cometh" (which, by
the way, took a lot less talent and
dedication). Though Clarion's
offensive effort fell short, one
thing is now known: Mike Carter
is gone, but Tim Myers has
arrived.
The first striking blow of the
game was landed by New
Haven. On the third drive of the
game, quarterback #1 (of New
Haven's two quarterback
system), Craig Ray lit up the
secondary with a 48 yard
touchdown pass to receiver Tony
Willis. Clarion fell behind early,
7-0. Within a minute, New
Haven had the ball again near
the 50 yard line. The Chargers
drove 54 in 4:35 but couldn't
surpass the point stripe. They
settled for a Peter Capuano 20
yard chip and a 10-0 lead.
Clarion didn't start to light up
the scoreboard until the second
quarter. To end the first, QB Tim
Myers completed passes to Tim
Smith and tight end Tim Brown
for 13 and 24 yards, respectively.
With the ground game struggling
to start the second, Myers took
over. He hit tailback Damien
Henry for 21 yards and a
touchdown. The Golden Eagles
cut the gap to three points, 10-7.
But UNH struck quickly in
retaliation. With the two
quarterback system in effect for
the Chargers, Ken Suhl was now
the orchestrator. He drove New
Haven 70 yards in four plays,
eventually hitting Tony Willis
for 39 yards. UNH regained the
ten point advantage. The quick
strikes were dismantling the
usually "eagle-eyed" defense.
Starting the very next drive on
their own 32, Clarion patiently
drove 68 yards in 4:28 to again
stay in the game. The golden arm
of Myers started to raise the
temperature a notch by hitting
Art Walker for 17 yards. Two
plays later, on third down and six
to go, Myers hit Walker again for
16 and a first down.
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After an illegal shift penalty
put Clarion in the hole again,
Myers led the way out with a 13
yard completion to Henry. Henry
later finished the job with a one
yard plunge into the endzone.
The Golden Eagles got even
closer as Art Walker added
rushing to his repertoire and
danced in for a two point
conversion. Clarion battled back
to trail only 17-15.
On the next possession, New
Haven's speedy John Raba
returned the kickoff to the
Clarion 47 on a 48 yard return.
He added more all-purpose
yardage with a 14 yard reception
(this time from QB Craig Ray,
back in the game). After a loss
and a penalty, Raba grabbed
another 14 yarder from Ray but
was four yards short from the
first down marker.
Clarion was now looking at a
possible lead. On the ensuing
drive, Myers converted two third
down conversions. At third and
two, 70 yards from a score,
Myers hit his favorite target, Art
Walker, for 28 yards. Fullback
Jay Tonini followed with an
explosive 18 yard gain. Brad
Kline rushed for seven yards and
Myers added two more.
On third and one from the 15,
Myers hit Tim Smith for a
touchdown and a 22-17 lead.
Believe it or not, the half was not
even over yet. New Haven had
one more opportunity. Raba
started it off once more with a 27
yard rush, after his 15 yard
kickoff return. A Suhl
completion to A.J. Livingston
and a Golden Eagle personal foul
equaled 35 yards and left New
Haven smiling 19 yards from yet
another score. Raba carried for
nine yards and Suhl finished it
off with a nifty quarterback draw
for a nine yard TD, leaving only
eight seconds on the clock. The
halftime scoring machine was at
24-22, New Haven.
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Golden Eagles
(Cont.frompg.19)
As Thomas Magnum used to
say, "I know what you're
thinking." The average fan
would probably say that these
two teams couldn't keep up the
pace. But there was nothing
average about this game.
The Golden Eagles started out
the second half strong with a
Tonini eight yard rush, but five
plays later, Henry fumbled and
UNH recovered near the 50.
On UNH's possession, Damon
Mazoff intercepted a Craig Ray
pass in the endzone and returned
it 24 yards. Myers hit Walker for
28 yards and again for 15 on the
way to a 76 yard TD drive. The
Golden Eagles again regained
the lead in this see-saw classic,
28-24.
But while Clarion's trademark
was a patient dominance, New
Haven used yet another quick
strike to regain the lead. Suhl
completed a 24 yard strike to oft-
used Raba and Livingston
obliged with a 41 yard TD jaunt,
taking a mere 42 seconds off the
clock. The Chargers regained the
lead 31-28.
Clarion's next possession was
disastrous. On fourth down, New
Haven blocked a Myers punt and
Tony White recovered for New
Haven 12 yards from a
touchdown. The Golden Eagle
"D" did a fine job just holding
UNH to just a field goal, thanks
to a Jason Reinhart sack. UNH
upped its lead to 34-28.
But the offensive minded fan
continued to reap the benefits as
Clarion opened the fourth
quarter with another lead change.
Freshman Art Gregory iced the
go-ahead drive with a 45 yard
touchdown sprint
A critical point in the quarter
came on Clarion's next drive.
Holding their 35-34 lead, Myers
threw a bullet to Brown who
rumbled 50 yards. Two more
gains put the Golden Eagles in
scoring position. But a fourth
down and four situation put
Coach Sobolewski in a difficult
position. Clarion decided to go
for it. But a two yard pass to
Kline wasn't enough and New
Haven took over.
A 27 yard run by Livingston
and a completely unexplainable
52 yard bomb to Willis capped
off the go-ahead drive. Suhl
carried it in on an option for a 12
yard touchdown and a 41-35
lead.
But again on the next drive,
Clarion was faced with a fourth
down situation. Coach
Sobolewski decided to try a fake
punt. Myers' fake punt pass was
broken up and New Haven again
took over on downs. Livingston
proceeded to tip-toe across the
goal line for a TD and a 48-35
lead. With 3:13 to go in the
contest, Clarion had to work fast.
After being sacked on second
and ten, Myers brought the team
back with a 20 yard pass to
Walker and a six yard run on
fourth down and four. Myers
later completed passes to Walker
for 19 yards and two to Brown
totaling 35 yards. Henry finished
up with a three yard TD run.
Clarion was now down by six,
48-42.
With slightly less than a
minute to go in the game,
Clarion tried an on-side kick.
Paul Cramer kicked the ball ten
yards, touching a New Haven
player along the way. At first, it
looked as if Clarion's Brad Kline
had recovered the ball. But just
as Clarion coaches, players and
fans began screaming wildly, the
referees gave the signal that New
Haven had recovered the ball.
New Haven ran out the clock
and collected a hard fought
victory, 48-42.
The offensive minded contest
grinded out 1179 total yards
(New Haven-617, Clarion-562).
Nearly 700 yards of that was via
the air. Golden Eagle
quarterback Tim Myers had a
sensational game completing 20-
33 for 375 yards and three
touchdowns. New Haven used a
two-quarterback system very
effectively. Craig Ray completed
six passes for 110 yards while
Suhl faired the best with 193
yards passing and 84 yards
rushing on only eight carries.
Tony Willis grabbed two New
Haven touchdown passes
catching four passes for an
amazing 149 yards. On the
Golden Eagle side, though, Art
Walker pulled down nine
receptions for 167 yards and one
touchdown. Tight end Tim
Brown added 114 receiving
yards. Tim Smith and Damien
Henry had five receptions
between them.
Clarion amassed 218 yards on
the ground between five runners.
Tailback Henry was brought
back to earth after his 208
rushing yards last week. He
collected 32 yards on 16 carries.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Freshman Art Gregory (13) scampers 45 yards for a Golden
Eagle touchdown.
Brad Kline rushed 12 times for
50 yards and freshman Art
Gregory's 58 yards was tops for
Clarion. Myers scrambled for 44
yards and fullback Jay Tonini
added 28. New Haven's A.J.
Livingston ran for an amazing
150 yards on only 15 carries.
Damon Mazoff and Frank
Andrews led the Golden Eagle
"D" with 13 tackles apiece.
Clarion travels to IUP this
weekend to take on the Division
II top ranked Indians. After that,
they come home to take on
Edinboro on October 5. Game
time for the IUP encounter is set
at 1:30.
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Volleyball at Mercyhurst
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Golf at Ashland Inv.
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29- Tennis at Shippensburg
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season with two victories
by Karen Ruud
Sports Staff Writer
The Clarion Golden Eagle
tennis team started off their
season with smashing success as
they defeated their first two
opponents of this fall campaign.
On Thursday, the 12th, the
team played St. Francis College
(Pa.) and won easily 9-0.
Roxanne Milton, Jen Keil and
Natalie Neelan played 4-5-6,
respectively, and defeated their
opponents. Jen Simonsen, a
freshman who is playing for the
injured Marianne Martin, played
extremely well in her first
collegiate doubles competition.
On Saturday, the 14th, the
tearn met up with a tough
Mercyhurst College squad. Once
again, the team was victorious
and won rather decisively, 8-1.
Shara Wolkomir, Lori Berk and
Darcie Ingham played 1-2-3,
respectively, and won their
matches in straight sets.
Clarion head coach Terry
Acker says the team's key to
success is that there is
competition during practice
sessions. "The competition is
very keen during practice, so that
we can get prepared for
matches." Said Acker, "We don't
have just one great player, but
eight very good players."
Coach Acker also feels that the
team has a lot of depth. "With
Marianne out with an injury, I
can rely on the other players to
pick up the load until Marianne
can return."
Coach Acker feels that this
year the competition in the
conference will be tight. "A lot
of the other teams in the PSAC
have improved from last year,"
said Acker. He feels that at least
five or six teams will have a shot
at the conference title.
His goal for the team this year
is simple- to shoot for the stars.
He would like to see the team go
through the regular season
undefeated and, hopefully, get
back to the championships and
win the title again.
Says Acker, "I am very excited
about this season and can't wail
to find out the outcome. It will
be a dog fight to the end."
The team faces a challenging
week ahead playing four
conference matches. The team
plays Lock Haven today at
home. Then they travel to
Shippensburg, IUP and Edinboro
next week.
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The Clarion University golf
team placed fifth out of a ten
team field at the Hal Hansen
Memorial Golf Tournament at
the Treasure Lake Country Club
in Dubois. The tournament is
held in memory of former CUP
golf coach Hal Hansen, who
passed away almost three years
ago.
Clarion was led by Rich
Grafton who shot a 36 hole total
of 156 which put Grafton in a tie
for second place. Grafton lost a
playoff hole to Slippery Rock's
Terry Ritenour. Todd Corbeil
shot a 166 and missed the top ten
by two strokes. Joel Young shot
a 177 while Chris Brosius and
Don Turowski shot 184 and 189,
respectively.
Head coach Bob Carlson has
been impressed with the team's
fall season and has set several
goals. "We want to finish no less
than third in the conference and
challenge the frontrunners, IUP
and Slippery Rock, as much as
possible." Another goal for this
year's team is to have each
golfer average 80 or below by
season's end. Carlson said, "Golf
is just as much a mental game as
a physical one. We have
convinced ourselves that we are
in a three team race."
Challenging IUP and Slippery
Rock may not seem that
difficult, but when you consider
that these two schools offer their
players scholarships to go there
and play golf and Clarion runs
basically a walk-on program.
Anyone can see that it's not as
easy as it looks.
Carlson is entering his third
full season as coach. He has been
involved as a supervisor of the
golf team at Utah State and has
been organizing tournaments
both at Utah State and here at
Clarion. He plans a full winter of
conditioning which will
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Island, South Carolina for the
Ben Hogan Invitational over
spring break and a trip to the
Naval Academy. These trips
down south will hopefully help
avoid Pennsylvania's inclement
weather.
The Clarion linksters, which
also includes Ron Bedee, Bill
Anderson and Mike Bickart, will
return to action on Friday as they
go to Ashland, Ohio to play in
the Ashland Invitational. The
season continues on Monday and
Tuesday as they play in tourneys
at Gannon and Allegheny. The
season concludes with the fall
PSAC's at Lock Haven next
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Seton Hill, 3-2
by Dan Parrish
Sports Staff Writer
The Clarion women's
volleyball team split the week
last week dropping a match to
Edinboro, but ending on a high
note beating Seton Hill.
The team traveled to Edinboro
last Tuesday to face the Lady
Fighting Scots. Edinboro is an
older, more experienced club
with only one freshman seeing
playing time, and it was only a
few minutes. Right now,
Edinboro is also tied for first
with California in the PSAC-
West. Coach Sue Flaherty said
the team played well, but the
veteran Edinboro squad was too
dominating at the net. The Lady
Golden Eagles lost the match in
straight games, 15-5, 15-8 and
15-11.
After the long road, Clarion
finally had a home game to look
forward to. And they didn't let
their fans down. It was a Friday
night clash with Seton Hill.
Clarion started the match off
displaying their power by
winning the first game 15-5.
Coach Flaherty said the team
played well. But then they
relaxed and that caused them to
drop the next two games, 15-13
and 15-12. At that point, Clarion
knew they had their work cut out
for them.
Senior Linda Cunningham
turned in her best performance of
the year with 18 kills. Sue
Sheldon was also very
impressive with 12 kills. And
Tammi Bills became a defensive
specialist with 16 digs. Clarion
eventually prevailed, winning
the last two games, 15-6 and 15-
9, and winning the match, 3-2.
"The team hit well percentage-
wise and showed some good
defense," stated Coach Flaherty.
The Lady Eagles played
Tuesday evening against Lock
Haven at home. The team is
scheduled to play at Mercyhurst
tonight. The Lady Lakers are a
young team like Clarion and
should be a very interesting
opponent. Tomorrow and
Saturday, the Lady Eagles travel
to Slippery Rock for SRU's
annual tournament. Clarion is
scheduled to face such tough
competition as IUP, Concord
College and Juniata College.
The team's next home game is
Saturday, October 5, where they
will be hosting their own
tournament.
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Sports Opinion
Recent NFL drafts have
been full of. . . Busts
The annual ALF
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by Charles Kader
Guest Columnist
In this 1991-92 NFL football
season, the pre-game shows have
anticipated popular sentiment by
showcasing such issues as player
celebrations and marquee player
injuries. These visuals do little
for me, a die-hard statistic
person. So in between ESPN
Super Bowl highlights, I have
pried enough time away from the
television the past few years to
amass an archive of football
facts and observe storylines.
Digging into my files, a hidden
story of why good teams lose has
come to my attention.
First round busts!! How many
times must the hype of draft day
(in April every year) totally
overshadow the ineffectiveness
of highly touted college players
whose skills never materialize.
The hapless Pittsburgh Steelers
are, sadly, one of the most
apparent victims of suckering by
unscrupulous sports agents. Woe
be to Mean Joe, the Steelers
defensive line coach, who must
work miracles with very little
talent. Why? Oh, perhaps
because of draft fiascos named
Gabe Rivera and the slew of first
round defensive linemen who cat
up the meager salary pool of
Pittsburgh, it seems, every year.
Throw in now, Cleveland Brown
John Reinstra and you have the
reasons for the constant pain the
Steelers inflict on their fans.
Along with this article that I
have dug out, is a clipping from
1988 I've kept hidden in my
files. For you see, I am a football
nut. I read the transaction line for
team changes with as much
fervor as the front page
headlines. This article was a pre-
draft forecasting of linebacker
talent. It mentioned five players:
1) Aundray Bruce- A rich
linebacker who has done very
little for Atlanta. Bust.
2) Clifford Charlton- Still
playing? You tell me. Bust
3) Ken Harvey- Made a couple
of tackles vs. Cowboys for the
Cardinals in losing effort. 1/2
Bust.
4) Chris Speilman- plays a big
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part of Detroit defense that
allowed 45 points in opener. 1/4
Bust.
5) Vincent Brown- Still
playing? Anyone know? Bust.
Throw in the much maligned
Marcus Cotton whose distinct
play has landed him on three
teams (Atlanta, Cleveland and
Seattle) and earned a rape charge
to boot. Great job for a guy who
was to be better than L.T.
How about Roger Vick (now
playing for Philly) whom the
always brilliant and former Jet
head coach Joe Walton drafted in
the first round of 1988? He
scored a whopping five on an
intelligence test. Not bad, if it
were a seven total. But when it
has a range of 0-60? I suppose I
would wait for Jim Brown's
grandson to grow up before I'd
pick a fullback in the first round
who, for sure, sat so far back in
all of his college classes.
We could go on all day about
such athletic prowess. However,
we cannot blame people like
Tony Casillas for his mental
block against greatness. We must
look more to success stories like
Mark Stepnoski, starting center
for the Dallas Cowboys.
Stepnoski was a third round pick
in 1988. He moves people
around like shopping carts and is
worth every penny he is paid. He
is also a big reason why Dallas is
up and coming.
Drafting starts with the front
office. It often ends there too.
Let's hope that the future of the
Steelers lies beyond Bubby
Brister. Remember, it took Terry
Bradshaw to make people forget
about our favorite KFC robber,
the immortal quarterback, Joe
Gilliam. Thanks for letting me
blow steam. . .
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and 6. The tournament
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the Tournament is
Norbert Baschnagle.
Entry fee will be $10.
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T o the brothers of Theta Chi:
It's been a long two years, since
we last shared cheers! Last
Thursday was a blast, let's mix
again - FAST! Aloha Jimmy
Buffet!! Love, Tri-Sigma
The sisters of D Phi E, Send
Congrats to our homecoming
nominations: Kelly, Kell-I,
Nicole, and Sheila.
Congrats to our new pledges:
Resa, Carmen, Sara, Kelly, Julie,
Robin, Kristen, Jill, and Jen. We
love you guys. Your future
sisters of D Phi E.
Hey KDR, So much for
charades! We had more fun
upside down! Thanks for a great
time. The D Phi E's.
To my super Phi Sig Sisters: It's
great to be back. Thanks for all
your support! "Once a Phi
Sigma Sigma. . ."
DIOKETE HUPSALA! Love
Ya, Gina Bean
The UAB Special Events
committee would like to thank
all those who helped make the
antique to Dave DeStefano and
Mark Dougherty.
Congratulations to our fall '91
pledge class: Monica, Maria
Erin, Ann, Jacquie, Cheryl, Lori,
Paulettc and Jeanette. Good
Luck! Love, The Sisters of Delta
Zeta.
TKE: You make us want to
shout! Thanks for the great toga
mixer. Love, the sisters of Delta
Zeta.
Heidi: Thanks for the great job
you did during rush. We love
you! Love, Delta Zeta.
Theta Chi Brothers Auction:
Tuesday Oct. 1st, Harvey
Vending Area 6:30pm. Come out
and buy a brother and make him
your slave until the wee hours of
the morning! (12:00am). Now's
your chance to get back at us for
anything from the past! ( Even
Daryl).
Mark, You're looking mighty
fine, baby! Keep smiling! Love,
The Mac Pack
To the guys who stopped last
Tuesday and changed our flat -
Thanks! Linda and Courtney
Are you looking for God? He's
real. He cares, come and see.
Monday NIGHT LIVE. Every
Monday at 7:30 p.m., Harvey
Hall basement.
To the brothers of Phi Sigma
Kappa: As always, we had an
awesome time at the mixer. We
love you guys (especially our
Tau Tiger) and let's not wait so
long to mix again! The sisters of
Alpha Sigma Tau.
Theta Phi Alpha welcomes our
new pledges to our Theta Phi
family! We love you guys!
all and wish you the best of luck
during pledging.
Thank you Wendy for a rush -
well- done! Great job! - Theta
Phi Alpha
That damn Yapes! She's back
again!! Jen, we're so happy
you're back with us again! We
love U! The Sisters of AST.
The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau
would like to congratulate our
fall 1991 pledges. We love you
Happy 21st Birthday Glenn
Thomas! From the Ferule Goats
Attention. . .
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planning to apply to the Associate of Science
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Sports Opinion
A day in the life of a college football player
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
With a sound as loud as a
foghorn, my alarm informed me
that it was 5:30 a.m. Slowly, I
rose like one of those monsters
you see in old Ernest Bourgnine
movies. I made my way to the
bathroom to take a shower. As I
stood under the water, I realized
exactly what time it was and
wandered why in the world I was
putting my body through this. I
mean, I usually don't wake up
until 8:00 on weekdays and who
knows when on weekends. But
then I realized that it was going
to be worth it. It was Friday and
I was traveling with the football
team to New Haven,
Connecticut
The trip itself was long and
tiring, but traveling with the
included Reinhart and Warner
asking about various sandwiches
they would eat, certain things
people do for money and other
intellectual questions. Andrews
and Accord would then give
their intellectual answers. Details
of this conversation will not be
disclosed.
Once we arrived at New
Haven, we immediately went to
the university football field.
While the team practiced, Chris
and I, along with WCUC's Mike
Miller, conversed with Clarion
SID Rich Herman about the
unity this team has compared to
Clarion teams of yester-year. We
all agreed that these Golden
Eagles play as a team and have a
real chance of being PSAC
contenders.
Later in the evening, Chris,
Mike and I traveled to Howard
Eights" for eight straight hours.
The only excitement was singing
"Happy Birthday" to Chris
Haycock at Midnight.
A college player's time in the
spotlight is short, but from what
I experienced, it is filled with
both the joys of success and the
sorrows of defeat.
Chris and I would like to thank
the Clarion coaching staff and
players for allowing us to share
an experience we will never
forget. We would also like to
apologize to Brent Lehman. He
is the one (on page 20, Call,
September 19 issue) who
recovered the fumble. We would
like to wish you all the best in
your future endeavors.
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defensive squad made it a lot
more interesting. Chris Horner
(Call photography god) and I
had a minor problem in the
morning. Coach Dave Kalis,
who is in charge of team travel,
informed us that there wasn't
enough room on the buses to
take both Chris and I. After
moments of panic and confusion,
Coach Katis told us to relax, he
was only joking.
During the riding escapade, we
were entertained by various
members of the defense
including John Mickey, Len
Rosati, Jason Reinhart, Carlos
Warner, Frank Andrews and Eric
Accord. Mick and Rosati told
jokes that you couldn't tell your
mother. This part of the
entertainment lasted for about
an hour. Other entertainment
Johnson's to settle in for the
evening. After washing up, we
headed to the hotel restaurant for
dinner. We then headed back to
the room, because we were all
too bushed to check out the night
life of New Haven. From what
we heard, there was no night life
in New Haven (excluding a night
club called Mario's).
Saturday came and went. Our
Golden Eagles lost a
heartbreaker to New Haven, but
you can read the details on pages
19 and 20. All in all, the guys
put on quite an offensive show.
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Volume 73, Issue 5 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 3„ 1991
SSHE Chancellor speaks
News Clips
- National -
w p h a " e ^f b 1 ! 3 rs ! i d ouse on wide-range of issues
Washington, D.C - President Bush s entire budget proposal] <^
Washington, D.C - President Bush's entire budget proposal
for NASA's planned space station cleared the house yesterday.
An overwhelming vote allocated $2 billion for Bush's top
priority space project. However, the chairman of a panel that
oversees NASA says the costly project may force other NAS
programs to be eliminated or stretched out.
Bob Traxler of Michigan, had tried earlier to kill the space
bill, which could cost as much as $40 billion by the time it's
completed in 1999
- State -
Senator wants to sell liquor stores
Harrisburg - A state senator wants to auction off!
Pennsylvania's liquor stores and use the money to lower thef
personal income tax. Senator Richard Tilghman, told reporters j
yesterday that he is sponsoring a bill to sell the 683 state-
owned outlets.
Tilghman said the initial stage of the plan includes sale of
the stores and higher tax revenues from private alcohol sales 1
and liquor license fees.
He said the state would bring in $665 million in the next year.
- In This Issue -
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• Clarion crime stats
Pg.7
• Community campaign kick-off
Pg.9
Features
• Campus calendar
pg.14
• ALF preview
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Sports
• Football team loses
pg.23
• Volleyball team in action
pg.24
• Clarion s Weather Qutlool
Today - Partly sunny and warm. Near 80.
Friday • Clouds and sun mixed. High 70-75.
Saturday - Clear with more seasonable temps
Afternoon highs in the mid 70's.
Sunday - Mostly cloudy with a 40% of a late
shower. Highs in the low 70's.
by Harry Hart man
Editor-in-Chief
(Harrisburg) - Chancellor James
McCormick spoke to media
representatives from the 14 State
System of Higher Education schools.
The gathering, which attracted 40
students took place at system
headquarters in Harrisburg last
Friday.
over the question of a tuition
hike,"said McCormick. "In the end
the board weighed the question of a
tuition increase against a cut in
services at the university's."
The chancellor also told reporters
that students are the key players in
avoiding yearly repeats of the tuition
hikes.
"State legislators who deal with
the state system continually tells us
According to the Chancellor,
the board of governor's has the
responsibility to oversee all
curriculum at all university's, and
make sure that different types of
curriculum are available at
different state schools.
"I feel the board of Governor's
allows for a great amount of
autonomy by the faculty in
making most curriculum
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Janice Fitzgerald, (left), and Chancellor James McCormick, (right), field questions during a
press conference Friday in Harrisburg.
Also representing the chancellor's
office at the news conference was
Edward Nolan and Janice Fitzgerald,
director of Communications for
SSHE.
Chancellor McCormick opened the
press conference by giving a brief
background on the history of SSHE.
Through this, McCormick related to
Act 188, the legislation that created
the 14 school systemC
The chancellor also took time to
reiterate the fact tha,t the system
encompasses the entire state and
includes 99,000 students, 86% of
which are Pennsylvanians, and the
average age for students is 22.
Chancellor McCormick spoke on
the issue of the tuition hike.
"The board of governors agonized
that it's the letters and the
feedback from the students that
influences our opinions," said
McCormick.
Chancellor McCormick also
enlightened students on thinking
of this system as a whole.
"This system encompasses
nearly 100,000 students, and with
all its graduates and family
members associated with the
system, you're looking at a
substantial amount of people,"
said McCormick.
The system head also addressed
the question concerning the board
of governor's taking some control
over the curriculum, away from
individual university faculty
members.
decisions. The Board of Governor's
is just there to oversee and
coordinate efforts," said Chancellor
McCormick.
A question was posed to the
Chancellor on limited housing and
overcrowding in dormitory's on
campuses.
"We realize that some of our
dormitory halls may be a little
overcrowded, but the Chancellor's
office has never told any of the
university's to take in more
students than they could
handle/'said McCormick.
"I do feel that studies could b,e
and some already have been, done
to analyze this problem and find
the proper solutions," said
McCormick.
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FTERTHOUCjH 1 s
HIDE PARK
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Hope
I would like to take this
opportunity to applaud Kelly
Mahoney for her courage in
speaking out about her personal
battle with anorexia nervosa. It
is no easy task to accept the fact
that one has a problem with an
eating disorder and needs to seek
treatment, but it takes great
strength of spirit to reach inside
oneself and share that experience
with others.
Kelly's perspective offers a
unique view of an eating disorder
- but there is another side to this
story that not many people
encounter in a discussion of
anorexia nervosa. The view I
speak of is that of a friend who
must watch all her efforts at help
rejected as the disease slowly
consumes the life of someone
they love, and takes them away
forever.
I once had a special friend I
had known since junior high
school. She was always a happy,
bubbly, enthusiastic woman, full
of life and fun. She lived out-of-
state, and we kept in touch via
letters and phone calls - our
friendship blossomed as we
shared each other's trials and
joys. Then about three years ago,
I began to notice a change in her
- the laughter decreased and soon
disappeared, she became
depressed and withdrawn. She
broke up with her boyfriend and
fought with her family. Her only
concerns became perfect grades
and perfect thinness. Soon the
letters and phone calls stopped. I
continued writing, but she
refused my calls. Her parents,
frustrated and confused, talked to
me and we worried together. My
friend, once happy and outgoing,
was now emotionally dead. It
wasn't very long before I
received a call: she was in the
hospital, hooked up to machinery
keeping her alive, and she was
still refusing to eat. Meanwhile,
Sarah Rossiter
I was at school, feeling helpless
and alone, unable to help my
friend, but unwilling to give up.
I tried to call, but she refused to
talk. I prayed a lot, cried buckets
of tears, and wrote what seemed
like hundreds of letters - but
none of my efforts worked. One
dark day I got the phone call I
prayed would never come - my
friend had died during the night.
There is nothing to match the
helpless, hopeless feeling, the
anger, the frustration and the
incredible sense of loneliness
and isolation I felt that day.
Even worse was the realization
that I had put my family and
friends through the same pain
just a few years before, when I,
too, had been hospitalized,
almost dead from severe
(Cont. on Pg. 3)
Public relations practices go on
at all times and everywhere in
this world.
All actions you take during a
day can be construed as public
relations practices.
It starts when you get up in the
morning, and for public relations
practices, you take a shower or
bath.
I mention this because of an
experience that I had last week.
Late last week, I had the
unique opportunity to travel to
Harrisburg, for what was to be a
learning experience.
I really had no idea what I
would learn from it.
The State System of Higher
Education (SSHE), was
sponsoring a media day, and an
opportunity to meet with state
system chancellor Dr. James
McCormick.
Under the pretense that it was
going to be an open news
conference, I was looking
forward to going.
Unfortunately, it turned out to
be a public relations platform for
the SSHE office.
Myself and the other student
media representatives in
attendance were fed all pertinent
information of recent happenings
within the SSHE system.
There's really nothing wrong
with this, as a matter a fact,
judging from this week's front
page story, it worked.
I don't mean to offend the
Chancellor's office with this
editorial because some good
things did transpire from the
event.
I just want to point out the fact,
that in my own way, I did notice
that it was a very staged event.
I also wish to thank the
Chancellor's office, and
specifically SSHE Press
Secretary, Scott Shewell for
coordinating the event
One of the truly positive
actions resulting from the
gathering was meeting other
students from the state schools.
We were able to exchange
information and talk out our
problems, and, that it turns out,
many of us share them.
My own personal belief, is that
the 14-school state system is in
the bad shape that it is because
of the lack of interaction
between the students at the
different instillations.
Perhaps if there was some sort
of student exchange, maybe on
on a bi-weekly basis between
students at the different schools,
some of the common problems
all the schools share, could be
solved in a collective fashion,
instead o an individual manner.
Just a few idle thoughts from
an editor-in-Chief suffering from
a severe case ofwriter's block.
Finally, who is this Dr. Terry
Caesar guy anyway?
Until next week. . . Farewell.
4F
eader Responses
Response I to
Dr. Caesar
Dear Editor,
In reference to Dr. Caesar's
article, "Teaching at a Second-
Rate University" published in
the South Atlantic Quarterly ,
allow me to introduce myself.
I'm one of Clarion's "woefully
provincial students." I realize
that Dr. Caesar does not want to
sully himself and actually
understand how we think, feel
and reason, or believe that we
even have these abilities. But
since he has appointed himself
an expert on the Clarion student
body, I felt it would be in his
best interest to learn something
about the people he professes to
already know.
I am hardly "provincial." I
decided to go back to college
after my divorce. In addition to
caring for two small children by
myself and carrying a full-time
course load, I was working over
40 hours a week in a large
corporation as an administrative
assistant to several vice-
presidents. I have chaired
employee meetings, written
major grants and written
proposals that succeeded in
helping the company sell
millions of dollars worth of
equipment to domestic,
European and Japanese
customers. I also maintained a
3.82 GPA and was on the dean's
list each trimester.
I transferred to Clarion this fall
when my husband (whom I have
never known to be a slouch) was
hired to be a part of Clarion's
"irremediably mediocre" faculty
(which, ironically, includes Dr.
Caesar). He could make the case
that I didn't choose to attend
Clarion University the way most
students choose their institutes of
higher learning. But in only a
few short weeks, I have become
personally acquainted with what
I feel to be a representative
sampling of students, both
traditional and returning adult,
who also defy the term
"provincial," and are inquisitive,
sophisticated and interesting, and
who have a great deal to offer
this "second-rate" university.
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My acquisition of a degree has
been exhausting, but extremely
rewarding because I put much
more merit in knowing the hearts
of my fellow students rather than
degrading them, and in
appreciating my teachers for the
way they compel me to think,
rather than being content to let
me stand in awe of them. I have
come to know and deeply respect
many of the faculty who know
what it is to combine the
importance of family and the
importance of an education.
These people know more about
integrity, hard work and what it
means to have and to give a First-
rate education than anyone, such
as Dr. Caesar, whose main
concern is to gaze rapturously at
people who happen to work at
institutions with more name
recognition.
Maybe if Dr. Caesar could
strive to make the kind of
impression on his students that
his heroes made on him, perhaps
he could be much more satisfied
in his profession. I am truly
sorry to see a man who has such
a wonderful opportunity to affect
students in a positive way throw
it away because of bitterness of
heart and a poisonous pen.
- Lynn M. Haraldson
CUP student
Response II to
Dn Caesar
Dear Editor,
I was shocked to read the story
in the Sunday Sept. 22
Pittsburgh Press regarding Dr.
Terry Caesar's comment that
Clarion University is a "second
rate school." True, Clarion is not
like Yale or Harvard, or a "big
name" like Pitt and Penn State.
You can't compare the schools.
Clarion is a fine state owned
institution located just 85 miles
northeast of Pittsburgh. Being a
senior Communication major
from Pittsburgh (Carrick), I'm
proud to say I attend a good
school, and I'm receiving a great
education. Clarion has a
student/faculty ratio of 19 to 1
which makes learning more
personable. Clarion has
excellent facilities where the
student gets "hands on
experience" with equipment.
The campus is safe, clean and
the people are friendly. Being
located near Cook Forest
provides a quiet atmosphere. We
all know paying tuition is not
easy. As a student who pays for
my own tuition I don't consider
it "cheap."
- Thomas J. Burke*
* This letter was also published
in the September 29, 1991 issue
of the Pittsburgh Press
Response III to
Dn Caesar
Dear Editor,
Well, the screwheads are in an
uproar over the *insult' to their
venerable institution. In a wild
rush, every professional who has
seen the ghostly finger point has
closed their door and canceled
office hours until they can
adequately cover their
vulnerables. Our renowned
student leadership has, as usual,
become mired in the slough of
incompetency, despite frantic
page turning of the giant
Webster's Unabridged in Carlson
Library. You have to contact
guerrilla underground sources to
even see the article at present I
traded more industrial secrets
than I had to get transcripts of
the Iran-Contra hearings, but it
was worth it.
Terry Caesar has written an
in tellegent[sic], thought-
provoking discourse of a serious
problem, and it has been
published in a respected national
periodical. If he had covered
any other subject, Plan-A-Party
down at the mall would have
sold out of hats and streamers
and the band would be
rehearsing a victory march.
Instead, the locals are investing
in whips and crosses, cursing
him behind his back. And why?
Because he dared to print
anything negative about good ol'
CUP and the sheep therein!
What are you afraid of,
people? If a little truth peeking
through the clouds worries you,
then perhaps you need to take off
your shades and face a new day.
Truth's light will continue
shining amidst your pitiful little
darknesses. Perhaps it will next
illuminate vour imperfections,
and if you tremble in the light
like a trapped rabbit, your
cowardice will be noted and
history will ignore you. T. S.
Eliot sniffed you out years ago:
"We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men"
If one man's voice is able to
knock the stuffing out of you,
then just sneak into a disused
bomb shelter and whimper until
doomsday. There are men
waiting behind you who are
willing to learn from criticism.
Clarion University, one brave
man has dared to suggest that the
Emperor may be nude. Many
will ignore him, some will hate
him, a few may band together
and work for his cause. If we do
not work, we will only underline
the words "second rate" in the
books, and we may as well lay
down and die. No one will care.
I hope that the cement of
Cont on Pg. 4
Hide Park
(Cont. from pg. 2)
anorexia nervosa. I am lucky,
extremely lucky, to be alive.
The point I am trying to make
is that while eating disorders are
devastating to those who suffer
from them, they affect the lives
of more than just that one
individual. Families and friends
suffer, too, torn apart
emotionally while standing by
feeling helpless and confused as
the illness takes its toll.
But, as Kelly said, help is
available- if you choose to
accept it Take the time to learn
the facts about eating disorders -
early recognition is a key factor
in recovery - and if you suspect
that a friend, or even yourself,
has a problem with an eating
I
disorder, talk to someone. Here
in Clarion we are fortunate to
have the University Counseling
Service, the Health Center, the
Clarion County Counseling
Center and The Clarion
Psychiatric Center available to
respond to our questions.
Sarah Rossiter is a senior
Pyschology major
.-••••■• id
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(Cont. from pg. 3)
mediocrity has not already
hardened around your feet, that
these words may change minds.
The battle lines are drawn; the
arms are being distributed. Fight
with me, and the dawn will shine
with our cries.
- David E. Sylvis, Jr.
CUP Student
Minority
problems
Dear Editor,
While the rest of the campus
goes about their everyday chores
and complains about the parking
problem, the minority students
faced a more important issue; the
absence of a minority affairs
director. Many of the minority
students came back from
summer vacation expecting to
see Mr. Ralph Watkins sitting
behind his paper cluttered desk,
making sure all the activities that
were scheduled for the semester
were going as planned. No
matter how busy Mr. Watkins
was he always managed to take
time out to greet the students and
welcome them back with a
smile. Everyone knew him as
the "man in charge," the person
that saw that things were done to
perfection. To Mr. Watkins you
did it right or you didn't do it all.
His first year at Clarion he
initiated a lot of educational
programs to and the students
participated with very high
expectations of themselves as
well as Mr. Watkins. He proved
that anything can be
accomplished with hardwork,
patience and determination. The
minority students understood
that Mr. Watkins was appointed
to another position where he
could utilize his capabilities to a
broader extent. However, the
problem still remained upon
their return, and no one seemed
to care. The University seemed
to be more concerned about
parking, than they were about
the director, minority faculty and
staff and students.
The minority students
understood that it takes time to
hire someone with the
appropriate credentials, but it
was already going into the fourth
week of the fall semester.
Obviously, administrators were
well aware in the summer that
the position was opened, so
therefore there should have been
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a director in the office the first
day of school and not just
someone "acting" out the
responsibilities of the director.
Ms. Sandy Hawkins, a full-time
student was charged with the
responsibility of acting director.
Though appreciated for her
commitment and dedication,
many students seemed to feel
that this was an unfair burden
placed upon her.
The point the university
seemed to have missed, was that
it's not merely an issue of
someone filling this position, but
the point is that the minority
students saw the director as a
friend, a parent away from home,
and most importantly, a listener
to their hopes, dreams and fears.
A person whom they could talk
comfortably with about minority
issues. A person that gave that
extra push when the rest of the
world seems to have turn away.
The Minority Affairs director
was a person that told you, you
can do it However, sensitivity is
more than giving lip services and
continuing to ask people to be
patient Patience can sometimes
elicit frustration. And when
people become frustrated, people
tend to respond. In the black
community they tend to say, this
has now become a black thing.
As I've discussed this issue with
minority students, I, myself,
begin to wonder was this just a
'black thing' or a 'university
thing.' I hope that it wasn't
either. But we could question
this when you look at the make
up of the university personnel.
The president speaks of a
multicultural campus with equal
right and opportunities. I believe
she has started off on a positive
track. However, how could she
overlook such an important
position.
To my amazement many non-
minority students and faculty
like myself who have utilized the
facility, in the past, have
approached me on numerous
occasions in response to the
absence of the director.
However, to my dismay, I was
only able to tell them Mr.
Watkins had taken another
position and as for a director. . .
no one had any clue.
The minority students are like
an apple without its seed; the
minority student the apple and
the minority director the seed.
An apple needs its seed in order
to grow, without that seed there
is little hope that the apple will
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Please check the Pre-Registration Priority List which will be posted
at the Wood Street entrance of the Carlson Library Building on
Monday, October 7.
Copies of the Spring Semester Schedule of Classes will be available at
the Office of the Registrar, 122 Carrier, on Tuesday, October 8.
Students who do not pre-register by Friday, November 8, will be
required to report on registration day Monday, January 13, 1992 to
schedule classes.
Please make certain that you are financially and academically eligible
to schedule classes prior to the period of pre-registration.
survive. Surviving on a
predominately white campus in a
predominately white community.
So you see when you deny the
minority students of a fulltime
director, you're denying the
university a chance to prosper
into what the president calls a
multicultural campus.
I, like the minority students
believe that this was the
beginning of a very positive
future for Clarion University, but
after the past events one has to
conclude just how long will it
take to correct or deal with the
other defencies or problems that
the university faces.
- Name withheld by request
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by Debbie Huffman
News Staff Writer
A naming ceremony for the
James D. Moore Hall at Clarion
University was conducted on
May 19. The public attended
this event which was held in
front of Moore Hall and the
entrance of Carlson Library.
Moore and his wife, Eleanor,
attended the Sunday ceremony
which featured speaker Dana
Still and some remarks from
President Diane Reinhard.
Moore was honored for his
services as dean of academic
affairs from 1943 to 1972.
Moore first came to Clarion to
work with the Army Air Corps
Aviation Cadet Program. He
assisted with football coaching
and scouting. He eventually
became acting dean of
instruction, a professor of
mathematics, and dean of
academic affairs.
For most of his tenure, he was
certification officer, approving
the preparation of and signing
applications of teacher education
majors seeking Commonwealth
teaching certification.
He was in charge of
scheduling, the provision of
departmental curricula and for
all student registraitons.
He also served as admissions
officer, a dormitory head resident
at Davis Hall, director of
community housing and finally,
became acting president.
Moore was honored in 1970
with the Distinguished Faculty
Award by the Clarion State
College Alumni Association.
He received his B.A. degree
from Muskingum College and an
M.Ed, from the University of
Pittsbugh. During his career,
Moore also taught at numerous
high schools in western
Pennsylvania.
Constructed in 1890, Moore
Hall has the distinction of being
the oldest structure at Clarion
University.
It is presently used as the
president's residence,
entertainment and meeting
center.
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A student admires Sue Abramson's hand-colored
photograph display in Sandford Art Gallery.
Student senate resists
constitution change
by Kelly Mahoney
News Staff Writer
On September' 23, the student
senate opted to change and
amend certain electorial articles
intheCSA constitution.
The motions were to amend
article IV, actions four and five,
concerning both terms of office
for an elected semester and the
time new elections would be
held.
If the motion passed, the term
of office would have ran from
the first day of the fall semester
to the last day of the spring
semester. The second motion
was to hold office elections from
January to January instead of
November to November.
"We have to act now and
decide what's best for the student
body and the senate," stated
president Monica Douglas, prior
to the open floor discussion.
"We have to worry about what's
going to happen in the future."
Through a short discussion,
several members of the senate
felt no need to change the
constitution.
"There's nothing wrong with
the system the way it is," said
representative Dave Hunt. "Why
change it?"
Others argued in accordance
with getting more freshman
involved, while others felt it
would be a step forward for the
future of the senate.
"This isn't something that just
came to be," explained Douglas.
"It's a three year process which
has been well thought out."
A two thirds vote was needed
to pass both notions and
although the senate would have
to be the first to pass it, the final
decision would be the student
bodies. Elections for this years
student senate will be held in late
November.
Students are reminded, that
student senate meetings are held
in the basement of Hart Chapel
every Monday evening at 7 p.m.
Anyone associated with the
university is welcome to attend.
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Voter registration drive held
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by Brian Delaney
News Staff Writer
Clarion University student
senate kicked off a campaign this
week to involve students in
current and national events.
A week long voter registration
drive was initiated Monday, and
the program concludes Friday
afternoon.
As one concerned student put
it,"being registered to vole is a
privilege just like driving, and at
this time people are neglecting
that privilege.
An additional part of this voter
registration campaign also
involves students already
registered to vote. Those
students are asked to sign a form
stating that they are registered.
Reasoning behind this involves
student senate getting a count on
how many students are registered
to vote.
Similar drives and information
will be gathered at other
universitys within the state
system.
According to Monica Douglas,
student senate president,
"Students are giving us all kinds
of excuses when we ask them to
register."
Douglas added that she
becomes upset when students
and other people make excuses
for not voting.
worth in, hoping to change
what we dislike, and keep
what we like."
Approximately 200 students
took part in the program
during the opening day of the
drive.
"Our goal for the entire
week, is set at getting 1,000
students registered, and as
many as possible already
registered to fill out
information," said Ms.
Douglas.
Roughly 100 students were
registered on Monday, with the
other 100 signing because they
were already registered.
Senate has also planned
other activities to encourage
participation in the drive.
Senators were to speak to
Mr. VanBruggen's amcrican
government classes.
A general assembly meeting
is also scheduled by senate.
All recognized organizations
on campus will be required to
attend and take the voter
registration message back to
their groups.
Student senate is also
currently in the process of
scheduling other voter
registration times throughout
the year.
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Statistics show 1990 campus crime
rate down from previous year
Clarion University's 1990
crime statistics report indicates a
decrease in the crime rate
compared to 1989's figures.
The information below shows
a reasonable drop in the number
of crimes committed on campus
in 1990.
Crime statistics are reported to
the Pennsylvania State Police for
publication
Pennsylvania.
in Crime in
They are also
reported in the U.S. Department
of Justice publication, Crime in
the United States.
The chart below is only part of
the information recently received
by all faculty, staff and students
at Clarion. The packet also
included an on campus as well
as off campus alcohol policy, a
drug information pamphlet, a
student rights and regulations
handbook and university security
information.
The information was released
under requirement of the College
and University Security
Information Act (Pa. Act 1988-
73) and Drug Free Schools and
Communities Act Amendment of
1989 (U.S. Public Law 101-226).
The laws state, this information
must be distributed to all
students and employees
annually.
Clarion's Public Safely is
responsible for the welfare of the
university populace. Their
jurisdiction encompasses those
This report is published la compliance with Act 1988-73, The College and University Security Information Act. The crime rate is
computed as follows: the number of crimes in each category is divided by the gross number of full-dine (FTE) students and
employees. For example, in 1988 the University had 5845 FTE students and employees. That year, one person was arrested for
vehicle theft. The rate is: 1 vehicle theft/(5845 FTEs) = 0.0002 vehicle theft per FTE.
OFFENSES
Criminal Homicide
Rape
Robbery
Aggravated Assault
Assault (Non-aggravated)
Burglary
Theft
Vehicle Theft
Arson
Forgery/Counterfeiting
Fraud
Embezzlement
Receiving Stolen Property
Vandalism
Weapons Offenses
Prostitution and Vice
Sex Offenses
Drug Abuse Violations
Gambling
Offenses Against Family
Driving Under Influences
Liquor Laws
Drunkenness
Disorderly Conduct
Vagrancy
Ml other Offenses
1988 (FTE 5845)
ACTUAL CRIME
OFFENSES RATE
1989 (FTE 5853)
ACTUAL CRIME
OFFENSES RATE
1990 (FTE 6179)
ACTUAL CRIME
OFFENSES RATE
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0.0140
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0.0121
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students on campus as well as
faculty and staff members.
Public Safety employs 13 full-
time commissioned police
officers who hold the power of
arrest It also employs one full-
time security officer and a safety
specialist.
None of the officers are armed
unless an emergency situation
warrants it.
The department also employs
some 35 students whose duties
include parking enforcement,
security services and vehicle and
crowd control.
Public Safety operates 24
hours a day. They encourage
anyone who has information
concerning a crime to contact
them.
The Call is currently
publishing a weekly crime
blotter which contains
information from Public Safety
concerning illegal actions on
campus.
According to Dr. Martinazzi,
director of Public Safety, the
blotter is published, ". . .to keep
students informed about what is
going on at Clarion University
and what is happening in our
department."
Dr. Martinazzi also felt the
published information might
solve crimes faster with student
help.
"We want to keep the
communication lines open," said
Martinazzi.
The university is well
equipped with security measures
to prevent criminal action. The
campus is well lighted, including
all building entrances, corridors
and restrooms. Landscaping and
walkways have been designed
and are maintained with
attention to safety and security
considerations.
Individual residence hall
rooms are equipped with
deadbolt locks and latch-locking
windows. Outside main
entrances to residence halls are
secured at or before midnight,
Sunday through Thursday and
2:00 a.m. on Friday and
Saturday.
Courtesy of Public Safety
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Soviet Union to cut short-range
nuclear weapons, says Gorbachev
Complied by Debbie Huffman
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International
News
Soviet Union to Lower
Nuclear and Short-Range
Weaponry
Soviet President Gorbachev's
spokesman says the Soviet
Union will lower its strategic
nuclear weapons from alert
status and may make unilateral
cuts in short-range weapons
similar to U.S. plans. The
spokesman told reporters that
President Bush's announcement
of unilateral cuts offers "an
historic chance for a new
breakthrough in nuclear
disarmament."
He says the decision applies to
inter-continental ballistic
missiles covered by a treaty
signed with the U.S. in July. He
does not say on what status the
missiles will be placed.
National
State
UN Sanctions Will Remain
Until Hussein is Out
President Bush says he and the
Emir of Kuwait agree that UN
sanctions against Iraq must
remain in force until Saddam
Hussein is out of power.
That affirmation follows a
short meeting between the two
leaders at the White House. In a
statement after their meeting,
Bush condemned Baghdad for
not freeing the many Kuwaitis
still held in Iraq.
California Man Found Guilty
in Multiple Murders
Richard Farley has been found
guilty of murdering seven people
during an office shooting. This
verdict means he could face the
death penalty. The 43-year old
Farley testified that he had
planned to kill himself to make
his former girlfriend feel guilty.
Sixteen Injured at Lincoln
University Brawl
At least sixteen people were
injured when about 40 students
used baseball bats and sticks on
some unwelcomed visitors
Saturday night at Lincoln
University. The university has
cancelled classes in order for
administrators to investigate the
brawl.
Harrisburg Woman Facing
Perjury Counts in Drug
Investigation
A Harrisburg woman is on trial
facing two counts of perjury for
testimony she gave in a drug
investigation involving former
state prosecutor Richard Guida.
In February 1990, Brenda
Snell testified that she dealt
cocaine with Guida when he was
a state Deputy Attorney General.
Student Senate Meetings
Clarion University student senate meetings are free and open to
all Clarion University students. Meetings are held Monday
evenings at 7 p.m. in the basement of Hart Chapel
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Two men found a woman's
nude body in a cornfield in
Cranberry Township Monday
morning. A Venango County
man was accused of killing his
wife.
State police charged Paul
Irwin, 46, of Franklin with the
death of his wife, Joan Irwin, 43.
An autopsy revealed she had
been strangled. A preliminary
hearing is set for Friday.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of September 23 through September 29.
On September 25, a theft was reported at the Pot Shop. An unknown
person stole two gallons of Thompson's Water Seal valued at $24. An
investigation is pending.
On September 25, two text books were reported missing from a dorm
room in Wilkinson Hall. They are: "Calculus," by Hostadler and
Edwards and "Principles of Accounting" by Needles, Andersand
Caldwell. The former is a used book with dented corners and is
valued at $55.63. The first chapter is highlighted in blue.
The latter is a new, fourth edition book and is valued at $50.96. In
chapter four, problem number 4B3 is circled.
An investigation is pending.
On September 27, a black 50mm Minolta camera was reported stolen
from Peirce Auditorium Lab or from Becker, G83. The camera was in
a black form fitting case with the word, "Minolta" in gold on the front
of the case with a black strap. It is valued at approximately $400. An
investigation is pending.
On September 28, a staggering person was reported outside of the
CABS dance. When approached by an officer, the individual
attempted to run, but stumbled and fell. The suspect was given the
BAC test, was cited for public drunkenness, and was released into the
custody of a friend.
On September 28, a staggering person assisted by a female friend was
reported on the sidewalk near Harvey Hall. The suspect was given the
BAC test, was cited for public drunkenness, and was released into the
custody of a friend.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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Second annual Community Campaign
raises private funds for Clarion University
by Michele Piccirillo
News Staff Writer
A community campaign to
raise private funds for Clarion
University kicked off on
Tuesday, October 1.
The second annual drive will
help support scholarships and
the community is solicited only
once a year and is more aware of
where its gifts are going.
"The community prefers it this
way," said Spcidle.
The community campaign,
which is part of the Giving
Program, is stressing the
importance of private donations
"A gift to the university
is a solid investment
in our community. "
projects.
According to C. U. P.'s
Director of Development Bill
Speidle this years campaign goal
is set at $150,000 with hopes of
exceeding that by $25,000. The
community campaign is a
combined effort of past
campaigns that have been
focused at area businesses. Now
due to the decreased budget
situation.
Clarion University will rely
heavily upon these gifts in order
to maintain the quality of
campus programs.
The funds will primarily go to
student scholarships for
academics, leadership and
athletics. Other money will be
allocated for faculty and student
projects and a grant donation to
the university.
J. Edward Smith of
Shippenville will chair the
campaign and be assisted by 30
community volunteers. The
volunteers will solicit local
businesses and help them
recognize the importance of the
university to the community.
As Smith explained, "The
university has tremendous
impact on the economy and
private gifts are critical. A gift
to the university is a solid
investment in our community."
A kick-off breakfast was held
at the Clarion Clipper for the
volunteers and local
businessmen on Tuesday.
Several divisions are set up in
surrounding communities to
contribute to the drive. The
campaign will run until the last
week of October.
Public Affairs Photo
Bill Speidle addresses those attending the Community
Campaign at the Clarion Clipper restaurant.
Students must meet conditions
to continue receiving financial aid
In order to continue receiving
financial aid following initial
enrollment at Clarion University
of Pennsylvania, students must
meet certain conditions each
year. They must be enrolled for
at least part-time and must re-
apply for it each year.
Baccalaureate students may
receive assistance from most
federal, Title IV and state aid
programs for each of their
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undergraduate years providing
that they maintain "normal
academic progress." This means
that undergraduate students must
successfully complete a
minimum of 24 semester hours
by the end of each academic
year, including the summer,
before they can be awarded grant
assistance for their next school
year. In order to maintain their
eligibility for the Stafford loan,
undergraduate students must
earn 32 semester hours by the
end of each academic year.
Part-time undergraduate
students must successfully
complete a minimum of 12
semester hours during each
academic year, including the
summer, to continue receiving
any financial assistance.
Graduate students must
successfully complete 18
semester hours by the end of
each academic year, including
the summer, before they can be
granted assistance for their next
school year.
Part-time graduate students
must successfully complete nine
semester hours during each
academic year, including the
summer, to continue receiving
financial aid. They must also
earn the number of credits they
attempt each semester. For
example, if a graduate student
registers for nine credits, he or
she must complete those nine
credits in order to make
satisfactory academic progress.
For Title IV grant purposes, an
undergraduate student becomes a
sophomore after completing 24
semester hours, a junior with 48
and a senior with 72. Freshmen
and sophomores that have a 2.0
QPA or are officially permitted
to attend Clarion, may continue
to receive grant assistance as
long as the 24 semester hour
progress requirement is being
met. Once a student earns 64
semester hours, he or she must
maintain a 2.0 cumulative QPA
to continue to receive any Title
IV financial assistance in
addition to completing the
mandatory 24 semester hours for
grant assistance and 32 hours for
Stafford loan assistance
A student denied financial aid
for any reason may appeal the
denial by writing to the Office of
Financial Aid, Clarion
University, noting the denial and
stating the reasons why financial
aid should not be denied.
The office of Financial Aid
will review the denial in terms of
information provided by the
student. Following the review,
Financial Aid will report back to
the student concerning the
appeal.
If the student questions the
decision, an appeal may be made
to the vice president of Student
Affairs for a final determination.
Courtesy of
Financial Aid
In last week's
issue of the Call, it
was incorrectly
stated that Phase I
of Concord's
application to the
Department of
Environmental
Resources had been
approved. In actual
fact, Concord's
Phase I application
had only been by
the DER for review.
This review
process will linger
for an
undetermined
amount of time.
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Student representation looked
for on Council of Trustees
by Sharyl Shelhamer
News Staff Writer
Applications will soon be
available to all full-time
undergraduate students of
Clarion for the position of
student trustee on the University
Council of Trustees.
Monica Douglas, president of
student senate and a member of
the Board of Governors, is now
in the process of constructing a
committee of five students who
will prepare a timeline for
application deadlines and who
will be in charge of advertising
for the position.
"We would like to have
names submitted by late
October," said Douglas. "That
way, the student would possibly
be able to take over at the
beginning of the spring
semester."
Requirements of a prospective
student trustee are that he or she
must be an upperclassman
enrolled in at least 12 credits and
in good academic standing. A
student trustee has full voting
privileges on all council
business.
The types of duties and powers
acquired with the position, as
outlined in Act 188, include
approval of all contracts and
purchases, an annual inspection
of facilities, voting on auxiliary
fees and an operating budget,
voting on standards of academic
programs and an annual
evaluation of the university
president.
Douglas also said, "They
decide on Clarion University
policy and local policy that will
directly impact Clarion
University."
There are eleven members on
News
by Toni Ross
News Staff Writer
Innovative Way To
Pay For College
(CPS)- Three college students
were determined to get off the
"Daddy Plan" and pay their own
way through school. So, they
built a house-and sold it
Brian, Liane and Brent Hores
built the house under the
instruction of their father, Jim,
who admits that putting three
kids through school isn't easy.
The two bedroom, two story,
traditional home sold for
between $70,000 and $80,000.
Bicycles Are Back
The Keystone
Kutztown University students
are seeing their Public Safety in
a different way this semester.
Officers are riding bicycles
instead of driving patrol cars.
The new method is to promote
faster service, more interaction
with students and increased
visibility for officers.
According to Chief William F.
Mioskic, KU director of public
safety, the bike patrol is
receiving praise from students
and parents alike.
University of Scran ton
Receives $1M Contract
The Aquinas
The University of Scranton's
Center for Technology and
Applied Research was awarded a
SIM contract from the U.S. Air
Force. The money was given so
the center ". . .could develop a
modern computer network to
help area businesses compete for
defense contracts."
Do Women Have Lower Salary
Expectations Than Men?
(CPS)-Researchers at Florida
State University surveyed 159
male and 109 female seniors and
graduate students, asking
questions about their career
expectations. Among other
things, they found that future
businesswomen in college don't
expect to make as much money
as men.
The surveyors found that
women studying business-related
fields expected to earn $10,000
to $20,000 a year less than men
when they reach the ages of their
parents.
A reason for this may be the
gender gap and future marriage
plans.
the University Council of
Trustees Board. Ten of those
members are approved and then
appointed by the governor.
The student trustee is approved
by the governor, following a
long selection process.
Ten of the members, at least
two of which arc alumni, serve
six year terms. The student
trustee serves until he or she
graduates.
Applications for the trustee
position must be accompanied
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Goyak learns tricks of trade in
professional broadcasting
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
To most of us, the CBS
network is a provider of
entertainment and information.
To senior Mary Jo Goyak
however, this past summer it
became the provider of behind
the scenes training for a potential
career in production. A senior
communication major, Goyak
spent those lazy, hazy days of
summer in Washington, D.C.,
where she received a hands-on
education in the news world
through an internship at the CBS
network.
Goyak's uncle, who works at
the CBS branch in D.C., alerted
her to the internship position
and gave her the name of the
correct contact person, Mary
Martin, the Deputy Bureau Chief
at the same branch. After
sending a letter of application
over Thanksgiving of last year,
Goyak says, "They sent a letter
over Christmas break"
announcing her acceptance as an
intern for the summer of '91.
A myriad of responsibilities
confronted Goyak on the job.
Goyak says, "I had to work at
the news desk. I answered
phones, logged tapes and did the
cabinet schedule." Elaborating
on the last duty, Goyak explains
she had to find out each cabinet
member's "public schedule, type
it up and send it to everyone in
the building."
Another responsibility
included being "assigned to
work with an evening news
producer to do investigative
research," Goyak says. One of
the issues Goyak helped
investigate was the question of
whether certain cabinet members
were using their elite positions to
obtain personal perks.
Specifically, this required Goyak
to check stacks of flight
vouchers to make certain that the
cabinet members were only
taking necessary flights for
business, not for personal
recreation. Says Goyak of their
discoveries, "These people
(cabinet members) are using
government jets for personal
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Mary Jo Goyak, a senior communication major,
experienced on-the-job training in broadcasting through
her internship at the CBS network.
business. Secretary of
Transportation Sam Skinner, was
taking flying lessons at the tax
payers' expense."
Goyak's intership position did
not exempt her from getting a
taste of the "news team"
experience. "I got to work on
certain shows like "Evening
News" and "CBS This
Morning," she says.
Goyak was also able to "get to
go out on different shoots. We
went to a White House briefing
where we had to get cleared."
Elaborating, Goyak explains that
this was a daily briefing she had
attended, which Marlin Fitzwatcr
had conducted. Goyak also
attended some daily State
Department briefings.
In the course of the summer's
events, Goyak was also
privileged enough to get to go on
a stake out of Clair George, a
former CIA official. Explains
Goyak, "He withheld
information from Congress
during the Iran-Contra hearing.
We got him on tape to get
footage to roll" during the news
for when they would be
discussing the issue of Clair
withholding the information.
Goyak continues, 'They tried to
get him to answer questions.
They were hounding him, they
were in front of his face." While
she says as a reporter she could
never do that herself, Goyak did
say of the experience it "was
exciting. I liked that"
Not only did Goyak get "on-
the-job" instruction, she was also
fortunate enough to receive
pearls of wisdom from the
veterans of the trade. Goyak
says CBS "provided a weekly
intern meeting with a different
person who worked there
speaking to us each week."
These people were a
conglomeration of producers,
correspondents and editors who
told the interns how they got
started and other information
about their specific jobs.
A summer in the limelight of
the CBS network has obviously
taught Goyak much, allowing
her to learn the trade first hand,
providing her with a springboard
that could help launch her own
career as a producer.
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Ski Club meeting, (HVA), 5 p.m.
Oct 4 Bedrock Cafe presents "Kyle Davis,"
(HVA), 7:30 p.m.
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UAB movie, "Robin Hood," (Chap), 8 p.m.
Junior Olympics, (Stad)
Oct 8-10 Drama production, "The Night of the
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In college arena,
freshmen must be
"quick studies"
by Angel Napolitano
Features Staff Writer
As the fall season approaches,
it is sure to bring with it football
games, ALF and those dreaded
mid-terms! These exams prove
to be frustrating to any college
student, however freshmen may
be faced with a true challenge.
Many students who graduated
high school and begin college,
are not prepared for the
adjustment that awaits them.
The first few weeks of college
are the hardest for many
freshmen. They must learn the
in's and out's, what's cool, what's
not and make new friends.
However, one of the most
overwhelming situations is the
reading and studying students
must find time for.
In talking with my peers, I
discovered that many students
agree that college expects much
academically. Students say it's
hard to budget their time
between their studies and
recreation time. In the first week
of college, students averaged
five hours a night just studying.
Students also stated that high
school did not prepare them for
college.
Freshman Kellie Conroy says,
"High school held your hand a
lot. Professors expect you to
know things you don't.
Caroline Konitzky is a
freshman language major who
was able to develop a good
relationship with her high school
teacher. He gave her the
guidance and information she
needed for her major. However,
study skills were not part of her
high school curiculum. "Study
skills were acquired," Konitzky
said. "Either you learned it
yourself or you didn't learn it at
all."
Freshman Jennifer Jenkins
feels high school did prepare her
for the academic demands of
college. She never had a study
skills course, but certain skills
were incorporated into the
classroom. On the contrary, she
also said there was a tremendous
work increase in college
compared to high school.
"What you do in one year of
high school you do in half a year
at college," Jenkins says.
However, she does feel
comfortable with her professors'
styles of teaching. In that
manner, it's like her high school.
For those who feel success is
out of reach, there is hope.
Sophomore Marnie Langman
said she was never taught study
skills. In her first semester at
Clarion she earned a 1 .8 grade
point average. After watching
"Where There's a Will. . .There's
an A", a study skills video,
Langman's GPA was a 3.2 her
second semester.
By now, freshmen should be
acquainted with the demands of
college. Although no one likes
the thought of upcoming mid-
terms, studying should ensure
success!
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Students got a taste of show business last Monday, September 30th, as they made their
own videos at "Fun Flicks," a UAB sponsored event.
are just as busy as the days," said
Dr. Reinhard.
Some people may wonder
where she gets all her
enthusiasm and energy for her
job. "I think it's an exciting
role," she commented. "I don't
mind the fact that it is a very
A day in the life. . .
(cont. from pg. 16)
she mused. "It's a day when you
can reflect on the
accomplishments of Monday
through Wednesday and
particularly, Thursday. You
know that your pace will be
different because the weekend is
coming up. And, it's also a time
"I don't mind the
fact that it is a
very busy way of living. "
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busy way of living."
One would think that with all
the responsibility, her job would
occasionally become
overwhelming. "Sometimes
when we think about all the
things that need attention, it can
be overwhelming. A good set of
priorities is necessary.
Sometimes it is hard to say, 'Do
I need to give attention to this
more than this.' It's a judgement
call."
Although most of her days are
similar in nature she has a
favorite day. "I like Thursday,"
to be thinking about next week."
Another point in Thursday's
favor she said was that she
seems to have fewer duties that
night and she has some time to
relax.
It may not seem like she has
much time for personal
interaction with the students, but
she tries to make every
opportunity count. She gets to
know students through formal
meetings and organizations and
while walking on campus. She
also likes to spend a few minutes
whenever she can, talking with
those students who sit on her
front steps.
She enjoys her job and tries to
take new experiences in stride.
"What I like most about my job
is also probably one of the most
frustrating things and that's the
diversity. It's like a constant
professional developmental
activity. It's not that you are just
working in only one field."
Her job encompasses many
areas of interest on campus such
as the different educational fields
and she tries to express interest
in them all.
"There's almost too much; loo
many things to taste and that's
when it's frustrating— when you
don't have the time to do all the
things you want to do, either in
depth or to just express yourself
through all the opportunities."
She believes in one very
important principle that has often
prevented her from early
burnout. "Have balance in your
life."
It works for her.
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Doing the "Wright" thing:
Business major proves that sports cards are no longer just "kid stuff
by Christopher Horner
Photography Editor
Baseball cards are for kids. Oh
really?
In recent years, the card
collecting industry has boomed.
Everyone, young and old, seems
to be collecting sports cards
these days. Cards are no longer
"kid's stuff." They are
investments. As Steve Wright
will tell you, "Baseball cards are
big business."
Wright is a senior accounting
major here at Clarion University,
but he's no ordinary student. He
is an entrepreneur, who just
happens to own a sports card
store in his hometown of Butler,
PA.
After collecting cards for ten
years (since he was 11) and
working at another card shop
"down the street," Wright
decided to get into the business.
In May, he opened "Butler
Sports Cards," and took the big
step into small business. As he
says, "I jumped in with both
feet."
Wright put little, if any,
investment into the store when
he opened the doors. The cards
he had and the few he bought
were his inventory. Today, six
months later, his store's
inventory has an estimated value
of $40,000 and he has had "as
many as 500,000 cards in the
store at a time." This is small
business?
Wright relates his card shop to
his life as "one big learning
experience. I'm my own boss."
He is "having fun."
Owning a business isn't a
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Playing the role of both student and entrepreneur, Steven Wright wisely knows that sports
cards aren't just for fun and games anymore. They also provide profit.
game, however. He admits, "It's
a lot of work."
Wright attends classes all
week, but goes home to work at
the store on Friday nights and
Saturdays. As he says, "It is a
great job for living at home. I
can set my own hours."
Recently, he has been having
five cent sales. "Any card I put
out is a nickel. It's a draw in for
the store, you know, something
for the kids." The kids? At the
first sale, there were ten people
waiting at his door. By the
second five cent sale, he arrived
at the shop to find fifty people
lined down the sidewalk waiting
to get in. To eliminate this
problem, a limited number of $5
tickets were sold just to come to
the most recent sale in
September. "Good idea, huh?"
Just how does Wright feel
about the baseball card industry?
His opinions are simple.
"What's new is hot. It runs in
fads. Demand will drop and
companies will fold, but there
will always be kids collecting
their heros." That's what keeps
the industry alive. Kids.
Knowing how he feels, what
are Steve Wright's plans for the
future?
"I want to get my degree and
be a business accountant," says
Wright. "I want to be part of the
whole business rather than just
deal with other people's
problems."
And what about the card shop?
Wright concedes, "I'll set the
business to the side. It's a
stepping stone now, but also
something to fall back on after
school. It's a place of
employment, but I couldn't make
a go of it in the real world."
Good luck Steve, from the
"kid" in all of us.
Correction
It was Incorrectly stated in last week's
feature article, "C.A.B.'s provides weekend
night life," page 15, that the deejays
operating the turntables at C.A.B.'s are from
C-93. In fact, deejays from Inner Circle
Productions provide the music for the event.
The Clarion Call apologizes for this error.
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The roommate conflict:
Struggling to live with your 'signiflgant other'
by Mark Dressier
Features Staff Writer
Through the course of a
student's college education, he or
she is faced with many obstacles
that must be overcome. And,
although no two people are faced
with the same obstacles, there is
one particular issue that most of
us do have to deal with at one
time or another. The problem?
The roommate.
Perhaps you're thinking, "I've
never had any problems with my
loommaies. We've always
gotten along just fine." How can
you be so sure that you, yourself,
have not been the problem?
Maybe your roommate was one
of those people who didn't have
enough courage to tell you that
you bothered him or her. After
all, it is rather difficult to tell
someone that when they sleep,
they sound like the entire United
States military simultaneously
finishing a milk shake. Or that
you'd rather be quarantined in a
room saturated with Limburger
cheese than to have them take off
their shoes again.
Most of us have been
confronted with these types of
unwanted, uncontrollable habits,
and we usually have found
effective ways to deal with these
quirks without having an
embarrassing confrontation. But
what about those people who
make the term "roommate" seem
like a death sentence? Let's
look at a few of the more popular
types of roommates: the know-
it-all, the partier, the slob and
the anal retentive neat freak.
We all have a bit of the know-
it-all in us, but most of us never
let it show. However, some of us
are plagued with the roommate
who, once he takes a class,
becomes an authority on the
subject. For example, say your
roommate has just completed a
course in psychology, and you
make the mistake of mentioning
that you have a headache. You
then spend the next half hour
listening to why you have that
headache, and possible ways of
avoiding them in the future.
These roommates also over-
analyze everything, and give you
minute details about the most
uninteresting subjects in the
world. Don't be so quick to
condemn these people, though.
You might be thankful that your
roommate acts like this since,
chances are your roommate
would be into books instead of
parties.
The partier is not the person
who goes out and socializes
every now and then. Everyone
should go out and relax at least
once a week. This is the person
who goes out every single night,
and sometimes during the day.
This type of roommate is not
really a bad person to live with
because he or she is usually out
partyingx^Howe^fir, the trouble
starts when they come stumbling
in the room at 3:30 in the
morning, trying to be ever so
quiet, and sounding like the
finale of the Fourth of July
fireworks spectacular. And, if
you are really lucky, you can
spend the remainder of the night
listening to them getting sick all
over the room. Hopefully, they'll
clean up unless they are a slob
too; sometimes the two go hand
in hand.
By about the third week of
classes, things start to get hectic,
confusing and complicated. We
all try to retain some sort of
order in our lives, and usually we
achieve this by keeping things as
neat and orderly as possible. But
this order can be jeopardized if
you room with a person who
makes Oscar Madison look like
Felix linger. Sometimes it is
almost unbearable to live with
these slobs. The way these
people live is almost frightening.
It truly boggles the mind how a
person could live with such filth.
What is even harder to
comprehend is why they think it
is okay to force their sloppy
lifestyle on another person.
On the other end of the
spectrum are those people who
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are so tidy that they could spot a
speck of dust from twenty feet
away. This type of roommate is
almost as frightening as the slob.
They seem to be able to feel dirt.
This really isn't bad. What is
bad is when they cither become
irate when you leave things less
than spotless, or when they take
it upon themselves to clean for
w
you, and then proceed to to make
you feel guilty for not having
done it yourself.
So how do you deal with these
and other types of roommates?
Just calmly and positively
discuss the problems with your
roommate. If you can't come to
some kind of compromise, bring
in a neutral third party. Have a
neighbor stand in as a third party.
If you can't agree on that, go to
the counseling center, and have a
counselor sit in as your third
party. If you can't come to any
logical and satisfying
compromises, then maybe you
should think about finding a new
roommatc--cven if they have
smelly feet and snore.
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 3
* Tennis at Edinboro
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
* Blood mobile (Tippin Gym)
1 1 am - 5pm
* Anti-Hazing Workshops
* Panhellenic Associate
Member Welcome
Social (Ralston Field;
8pm
Sun Oct . 6
*ALF WEEK BEGINS*
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* ALF Planetarium Show
3pm
* UAB movie (Chapel)
8pm
* Junior Olympics
(Stadium)
Wed Oct. 9
* Tennis vs. Pitt 3pm
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
* Drama Prod The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Fri Oct. 4
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* V-Ball Clarion "Elite" 8
* ALF Planetarium Show
7pm
•Bedrock cafe featuring
"Kyle Davis" (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
Mon Oct. 7
* Golf PSAC Fall
Championship
(Lock Haven)
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm- 12pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Thur Oct. 10
* V-Ball at Allegheny
* UAB Homecoming Dance
9pm
* Intramural Roster due
(bowling, badminton,
foul shooting)
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Sat Oct. 5
* Football vs. Edinboro
1pm
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* V-Ball Clarion "EKte" 8
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Tues Oct. 8
* V-Ball at IUP
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Do you feel that
Clarion University
is a safe campus?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Scott Shoaf
SAPETY
Pam McDonald
Graduate, Speech Pathology
"Yes, Public Safety seem to make
themselves present on campus a lot."
Fri Oct. 11
* December Graduation
Applications due
today
* ALF Battle of the Bands
(Chapel) 7pm
* ALF Planetarium show
7pm
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
Live Remotes
4pm- 1am
* Drama prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm ^
Jeff Wolfe
Freshman, Psychology
"Clarion is safer than most,
but it's not perfect."
Elizabeth Hughes
Sophomore, Psychology
"I don't think any campus is a safe campus."
Hollie Zimmerman
Junior, Speech Pathology
"Campus is small enough that you
recognize everybody."
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Beth Johnson
Sophomore, Business
"Yes, because it's a small campus."
Eric Mengel
Junior, Finance
"Yes, God knows there are
enough cops."
Marilyn Pancoast
Senior, Elementary Education
"Yes, if the inormation we are getting
from Public Safety is correct."
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The roommate conflict:
Struggling to live with your 'signifigant other'
by Mark Dressier
Features Staff Writer
Through the course of a
student's college education, he or
she is laced with many obstacles
that must be overcome. And,
although no two people are faced
with the same obstacles, there is
one particular issue that most of
us do have to deal with at one
time or another. The problem?
The roommate.
Perhaps you're thinking, "I've
never had any problems with my
ioommatec. We've always
gotten along just fine." How can
you be so sure that you, yourself,
have not been the problem?
Maybe your roommate was one
of those people who didn't have
enough courage to tell you that
you bothered him or her. After
all, it is rather difficult to tell
someone that when they sleep,
they sound like the entire United
States military simultaneously
finishing a milk shake. Or that
you'd rather be quarantined in a
room saturated with Limburger
cheese than to have them take off
their shoes again.
Most of us have been
confronted with these types of
unwanted, uncontrollable habits,
and we usually have found
effective ways to deal with these
quirks without having an
embarrassing confrontation. But
what about those people who
make the term "roommate" seem
like a death sentence? Let's
look at a few of the more popular
types of roommates: the know-
it-all, the partier, the slob and
the anal retentive neat freak.
We all have a bit of the know-
it-all in us, but most of us never
let it show. However, some of us
are plagued with the roommate
who, once he takes a class,
becomes an authority on the
subject. For example, say your
roommate has just completed a
course in psychology, and you
make the mistake of mentioning
that you have a headache. You
then spend the next half hour
listening to why you have that
headache, and possible ways of
avoiding them in the future.
These roommates also ovcr-
analyze everything, and give you
minu;c details about the most
unm i ■ ting subjects in the
wor ! i. Don't be so quick to
nn these people, though.
You might be thankful that your
roommate acts like this since,
chances are your roommate
would be into books instead of
parties.
The partier is not the person
who goes out and socializes
every now and then. Everyone
should go out and relax at least
once a week. This is the person
who goes out every single night,
and sometimes during the day.
This type of roommate is not
really a bad person to live with
because he or she is usually out
partying However, the trouble
starts when they come stumbling
in the room at 3:30 in the
morning, trying to be ever so
quiet, and sounding like the
finale of the Fourth of July
fireworks spectacular. And, if
you are really lucky, you can
spend the remainder of the night
listening to them getting sick all
over the room. Hopefully, they'll
clean up unless they are a slob
too; sometimes the two go hand
in hand.
By about the third week of
classes, things start to get hectic,
confusing and complicated. We
all try to retain some sort of
order in our lives, and usually we
achieve this by keeping things as
neat and orderly as possible. But
this order can be jeopardized if
you room with a person who
makes Oscar Madison look like
Felix Unger. Sometimes it is
almost unbearable to live with
these slobs. The way these
people live is almost frightening.
It truly boggles the mind how a
person could live with such filth.
What is even harder to
comprehend is why they think it
is okay to force their sloppy
lifestyle on another person.
On the other end of the
spectrum are those people who
are so tidy that they could spot a
speck of dust from twenty feet
away. This type of roommate is
almost as frightening as the slob.
They seem to be able to feci dirt.
This really isn't bad. What is
bad is when they cither become
irate when you leave things less
than spotless, or when they take
it upon themselves to clean for
you, and then proceed to to make
you feel guilty for not having
done it yourself.
So how do you deal with these
and other types of roommates?
Just calmly and positively
discuss the problems with your
roommate. If you can't come to
some kind of compromise, bring
in a neutral third party. Have a
neighbor stand in as a third party.
If you can't agree on that, go to
the counseling center, and have a
counselor sit in as your third
party. If you can't come to any
logical and satisfying
compromises, then maybe you
should think about finding a new
roommate--even if they have
smelly feet and snore.
1
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J. Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 3
* Tennis at Edinboro
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
* Blood mobile (Tippin Gym)
1 1 am - 5pm
* Anti-Hazing Workshops
* Panhellenic Associate
Member Welcome
Social (Ralston Field;
8pm
Sun Oct . 6
* ALF WEEK BEGINS *
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* ALF Planetarium Show
3pm
* UAB movie (Chapel)
8pm
* Junior Olympics
(Stadium)
Wed Oct. 9
Tennis vs. Pitt 3pm
WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Fri Oct. 4
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* V-Ball Clarion "Elite" 8
* ALF Planetarium Show
7pm
*Bedrock cafe featuring
"Kyle Davis" (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
Mon Oct. 7
* Golf PSAC Fall
Championship
(Lock Haven)
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Sat Oct. 5
* Football vs. Edinboro
1pm
* Tennis at Rolex
Tournament
* V-Ball Clarion "Elite" 8
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Tues Oct . 8
* V-Ball at IUP
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Thur Oct. 10
* V-Ball at Allegheny
* UAB Homecoming Dance
9pm
* Intramural Roster due
(bowling, badminton,
foul shooting)
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm - 1 2pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Fri Oct. 11
* December Graduation
Applications due
today
* ALF Battle of the Bands
(Chapel) 7pm
* ALF Planetarium show
7pm
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
Live Remotes
4pm- 1am
* Drama prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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The Clarion Call - 10-3-91 - Page Is
Do you feel that
Clarion University
is a safe campus?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Scott Shoaf
SAFETY
Pam McDonald
Graduate, Speech Pathology
"Yes, Public Safety seem to make
themselves present on campus a lot."
Jeff Wolfe
Freshman, Psychology
"Clarion is safer than most,
but it's not perfect."
Elizabeth Hughes
Sophomore, Psychology
"I don't think any campus is a safe campus."
Hollie Zimmerman
Junior, Speech Pathology
"Campus is small enough that you
recognize everybody."
Beth Johnson
Sophomore, Business
"Yes, because it's a small campus."
Eric Mengel
Junior, Finance
"Yes, God knows there are
enough cops."
Marilyn Pancoast
Senior, Elementary Education
"Yes, if the inormation we are getting
from Public Safety is correct."
H^Wi^ "U i ■ '. ' »' »' ■■■* »
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ALF Preview Issue
While most people are still in bed
at 5:00 a.m., Dr. Diane Reinhard,
president of Clarion University, is
up and preparing for the day. She
is usually in her office by 6:00 a.m.,
already busy with correspondence
and written material she must
review. So begins a typical day of
busy work and meeting after
meeting.
She considers it an "easy day"
when she only has four to six
meetings. On any given day she
will meet with campus heads,
student leaders, governmental
groups and local organizations and
dignitaries.
"I would say a large part of my life
is in meetings," said Dr. Reinhard.
She also feels that interaction with
the community is important. "I can't
just work inside the university. I must
also work outside the university to not
only advocate the university interest
but to also ensure that the larger
involvement of students within the
community is a supportive
environment."
Her days often end after 9:00 p.m.
because added to the day-to-day
affairs, are the guest appearances, the
informal gatherings and the social
functions that must be amended.
"Normally the weekends and nights
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Dr. Reinhard and secretary Ann Pokrilka
go over the schedule for the day.
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Dr. Reinhard listens intently to a proposal given by Ron
Wilshire, Director of Alumni and Public Affairs, during the
President's Executive Council meeting, Monday morning.
The day ends with a pizza party in Moore Hall.
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Taking time out of the day to chat with students.
Dr. Reinhard addresses the recycling issue at a
student senate meeting Monday night.
Photographed by
Mike Bordo for the Clarion Call
Written by
Michelle Sporer/News Editor
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Autumn Leaf Festival 1991
Week-Long Activities
ART SHOW - The Bi-County
Artists Association will be
sponsoring the 33rd Annual ALF
Art Show to be held at the
Clarion Free Library, Main
Street, Clarion, on Oct. 9
through 13. The show opens 8
p.m. Wednesday with a
professional critique and
continues from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Thursday through Saturday and
10 a.m. through 4 p.m. Sunday.
Critique - $2.00 donation. Free
entry rest of the show.
CARNIVAL - If you're ready
for fun, come down and visit the
annual ALF carnival. Try our
thrilling rides, like the Pirate
Ship, Flying Bobs, Bumper Cars,
Paratrooper, Super Loop,
Scrambler and, of course, the
Merry-Go Round. Try your luck
or skill at the many various
booths and games of chance.
Starts Sunday, Oct. 6 and
continues through Oct. 13. (K
and L on map)
CONCESSIONS - Located in
Memorial Park (Q on map), they
feature a wide variety of food,
games and toys. Back again this
year will be Bamboo Place, J&K
Veggies, Molnars Cinnamon
Rolls and local vendors featuring
hot sausage from the Knights of
Columbus and french fries from
Kiwanis, to name a few. New
this year will be Provensale's
steak sandwiches and Connelly's
non-alcoholic fresh fruit drinks.
CLARION COUNTY
HISTORICAL SOCIETY
MUSUEM - 18 Grant St. (R on
map). Open 1 to 4 p.m. Oct. 6; 1
to 4 p.m. Oct. 8-10; and 1 to 4
p.m. Oct. 13.
AIRPLANE RIDES - At
Clarion County Airport (AR on
map). Sightseeing tours available
through the festival. To arrange
rides or check flight times, call
226-9993.
SOUVENIRS AND
INFORMATION - Located at
the Gazebo in Memorial Park (Q
on map). Items offered for sale
include sweatshirts depicting
1991 ALF logo, t- shirts and hats,
glasses and limited edition
prints.
AIRSTREAM TRAILOR
yt-Cf At ^VKNTS RALLY _-_
At Pcnnwood Airstream Park
(PW on map), home of the
Pennsylvania Unit of WBCCI,
Inc., Box 7, Limestone, PA
16234. 764-8963.
W&J MINIATURE
RAILROAD - New this year,
for only $.50 it will take you on
a ride through a world of toy
trains and small-town carnivals.
The display is encased in a
20'x40' trailor with a number of
glass viewing windows. It will
be displayed on the courthouse
lawn on Oct 5 thru Oct 13.
rririav. October 4
8TH ANNUAL ALF OPEN
TENNIS TOURNAMENT -
CUP Tennis Courts (Y on map),
from 5 to 10 p.m. $10 for first
event, $5 for second event
Saturday. October 5
FARMERS MARKET - In
Memorial Park (Q on map), from
8:30 a.m. until early afternoon.
TENNIS TOURNAMENT -
CUP Tennis Courts (Y on map),
from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.
4TH ANNUAL BOWLING
TOURNAMENT - To be held at
Mt. Joy Bowling Lanes (E on
map), in Knox. Doubles squad at
7 p.m. and Singles squad at 9
p.m. $20 per man per squad.
GOLF TOURNAMENT - At
Mayfield Golf Course (B on
map), with a 10 a.m. shotgun
start. Four-man amateur
scramble. Registration for
Saturday is $160 per team.
Sunday's play will be a four-man
open scramble with a 10 a.m.
shotgun start. Registration is
$200 per team.
ALF SQUARE DANCE - To be
held from 8 to 11 p.m. in the
Keystone High School Gym (KE
on map). Caller will be Mike
Callahan from New York and
Dave Harrington cuing rounds.
FIDDLE CONTEST - Noon in
front of the Clarion Free Library
(N on map). Prizes will be
awarded in each of the different
categories.
Sunday, October 6
JUNIOR OLYMPICS - The 4th
annual Olympics for children ,
ages 5-12, will be held at CUP
Stadium (G on map).
Registration begins at noon.
Entry fee - $2. Starting time: 1
p.m. Awards to be presented.
UNITED WAY OF CLARION
COUNTY 10K RACE AND
WALK-A-THON - Kick off for
Junior Olympics. Begins at CUP
Stadium (G on map) and ends
back at the stadium.
COMMUNITY CHOIR SING-
A-LONG - At Farmer's National
Bank parking lot (T on map), at
4 p.m. Bring your lawn chairs
and sing the good old songs!
TENNIS TOURNAMENT -
CUP Tennis Courts (Y on map),
from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m.
Monday, October 7
MISS TEEN ALF PAGEANT -
Clarion Area High School
Auditorium (H on map), from 8
p.m. to 10 p.m. "Clarion Salutes
the Armed Forces" is this year's
theme. This year's contestants
are: Eileen Rader, Bridget
Laughlin, Shannon Shaffer, Jill
Oakes, Heather Snyder, Lisa
Emings, Lori SI ike, Jodi Burkett,
Dyan Louder, Shannon Beam
and Marion Russell. Contestants
will be judged on talent,
individual interview, evening
gown and on-stage interviews.
Additional entertainment will be
provided by Clarion University's
Dance Team, University Theater
Dancers and Brian Bazala, Joe
Beredino and Valerie Schill,
CUP students. Tickets are on
sale at the Clarion Area Chamber
of Commerce, 41 South 5th
Avenue. Prices are $6 for
reserved seating and $5 for
general admission. Tickets will
be sold at the door if any remain.
luesdav, October 8
1991 ALF VARIETY
SHOWCASE - At the Clarion
Area High School Auditorium
(H on map). Starts at 7 p.m. The
show is open to all ages, 5 and
over. Come enjoy a night of
singing, dancing, juggling,
music, comedians and many
other talents.
BUSINESS SEMINAR - Will
be held at the Clarion Clipper
Restaurant from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.
It will focus on "How to
Purchase a Franchised
Business." This workshop is
open to anyone who would be
interested in starting a business.
For more information, call the
Clarion University of
Pennsylvania Small Business
Development Center at 226-
2060.
PRE-SCREENING OF PRE-
SCHOOL CHILDREN
Downtown Clarion in front of
the courthouse (K on map), from
9 a.m. to 3 p.m. The screening
will take approximately 45
minutes. Children up to age 5
will be tested in speech,
language, hearing, general
development and vision.
Appointments can be made in
advance. Walk-ins will also be
accepted. For more information,
call 1-800-672-7123.
LIVE EXOTIC ANIMALS -
At the Clarion Mall (A on map).
The show will run from Oct. 8-
12. Endangered Species, Inc.
presents the most unusual tiger
in the world, a Bengal Tiger born
with red stripes! And a Ligcr - a
cat with the head of a tiger and
the body of a lion. Also, a
baboon that ancient Egyptians
thought were sacred. And of
course, baby lions that people
can hold if they are having a
photo made by our staff.
Wednesday, October 9
ELEMENTARY AIR
BAND/LIP SYNC
COMPETITION - To be held
in the Clarion Area High School
Auditorium (H on map). Doors
open 6:30 p.m. The event is
sponsored by C-93 WCCR.
Admission is $2.00 at the door.
Trophies will be awarded.
SIDEWALK SALES
Downtown Clarion from 9 a.m.
to dusk. Sponsored by the
Clarion Area Business
Association. Shuttle bus service
between downtown Clarion and
Clarion Mall will be provided by
Country Trails Bus Lines.
FIRE TRUCK RIDES
Sponsored by Clarion Fire &
Hose Company #1. Rides depart
from the fire hall, (S on map),
from 6 p.m. to dusk.
part of the CLARION AREA
POINTS OF ALF ACnVfTY
A Clarion Mall
B Mayfield Golf Course
C Holiday Inn (with Tourist In-
formation Booth)
Knights Inn and Days
Inn
D Slrattan Homes
AR Clarion Co Airport
PW Penn Wood Airstream
Park
KE Keystone High School
LOCATION OF ALF 1
SCHEDULE SPONSORS I
CH Clarion Hospital \
McD McDonald's *
PH Pizza Hut
INTERSTATE 80 EXITS 9 AND 10 will be the most congested on
Oct. 12 and 13. Consider using EXITS 7, 8, or 11 when arriving in or
leaving the Clarion Area.
Schedule of Events
OWENS-BROCKWAY
GLASS FACTORY TOURS -
Tours will start at the Owens-
Brockway Clubhouse (U on
map), 151 Grand Avenue, and
run from 1 to 3 p.m. Visitors
must be a minimum of 12 years
old to participate in the tours.
Closed-toe, comfortable flat
shoes are suggested. Call 226-
0506 for more information.
STRATTAN HOMES TOURS
- At the Knox plant (D on map).
Morning tours. Strattan Homes is
one of the areas leading
manufacturers of modular
housing. Parking spaces are
available for visitors. Call 797-
1115 or 226-9161 for more
information.
HEALTH FAIR - To be held at
Klingensmith's Drug Store in the
800 Center Mall, from 10 a.m.
until 8 p.m. Testing of blood
sugar, blood pressure,
cholesterol screening, hearing
and vision will be offered. Also
for this year, Franklin Regional
Hospital will provide their
mammography testing units as a
welcomed addition to the health
fair. For more information call
226-8288.
CLARION MALL CRAFT
SHOW - Runs from Oct. 9 thru
Oct. 12. Located at Clarion Mall
(A on map).
Thursday, October 10
26TH ANNUAL FOREST
AREA CRAFT
ASSOCIATION SHOW - Will
be held Oct 10 and 11, at the
Veterans of Foreign Wars
building, on the corner of 6th
Avenue and Liberty Street, from
10 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Thursday
and 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Friday.
Handcrafted items will be
available for purchase. For more
information, call 226-5289.
KIDDIES PARADE - The
Clarion Area Jaycees,
McDonald's and the Clarion
County Humane Society are
sponsoring the 16th annual
children's parade. Line-up is at
5:30 p.m. in First Seneca Bank
parking lot. Starting time for
parade is 6 p.m. Children in
grades K through 6 are eligible
to participate in the parade and
are encouraged to include their
pets as part of their entry.
TEEN DANCE - Will be held
from 8 to 11 p.m. The dance,
sponsored by TCI of
Pennsylvania, is scheduled to be
held in front of the courthouse
on Main Street, Clarion (K on
map). Music will be provided by
C-93 WCCR.
Fridav, October 11
FARMERS AND CRAFTERS
DAY - From 7:30 a.m. until
dusk, more than 150 craflcrs will
PUPPET SHOW - The
Gloryland Puppets will perform
on Oct. 10 and 11 at the
University Inn parking lot.
Thursday's show times are noon
and 4:30 p.m. Friday's show
times are 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m.,
2:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m.
QUAINT QUILTED
CREATIONS - Judged
competition quilt show and sale
presented by St. Joseph school,
Route 66 North, Lucinda. Doors
open from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
downtown Clarion, prior to the
start of the parade.
CUP HOMECOMING
FOOTBALL GAME - The
Clarion University of
Pennsylvania Golden Eagles will
host Kutztown University at 2
p.m. at CUP Memorial Stadium
(G on map). Call 226-1989 for
information or tickets.
PANCAKE BREAKFAST -
Get a filling start on your day at
the Meisinger Center (P on map)
Mellon Bank Autotama
on Main St., 5lh lo Bin
I WenOy s
f CUP Ctiapei
IS CUP Siaoium
H Cianon H,gn School
I Fust Seneca Bank,
an Integra Bank
J Mellon Bank
K Carnival
I County Court House.
Reptile Show
M Clarion Care Center
K Clarion Free LiOrary
Northwest Savings
Bank
f Meismger Center
(I C Parisht
Clarion Co Mem Paik
Iconsesionsi
II Historical Society
Museum
t Fire Hall
I Fjrmeis Nat.unai Bank
U Owens Ciutsnouse
Y Amer.can legion
Post M
W Matnte'Mnr.* Garages
Bus Parking Aiea
I C 93 RafliO WCCR
T CUP Tennis Courts
I CnamOer ol Commerce
• PuDiic Toilets
display home-made crafts and
goods and fresh foods in
downtown Clarion. All sellers
must pre-registcr. Call 226-9161
for more information.
MAGICIAN -MIME SHOW -
"For all ages" - Show will be
held at the Clarion Area
Elementary School on Boundary
Street from 7 until 9 p.m.
Admission is free to all. The
show will feature a well-known
magician, Tim Picirello and the
awesome mime, Howard
Mincone.
ALF BATTLE OF THE
BANDS - To be held at the CUP
Chapel (F on map). Doors open
at 7:30 p.m. The event will
feature high school and college
rock and roll bands in a
competitive forum. Cash prizes
and trophies will be awarded.
The winning band will receive
recording time at C&J Sound
Studios. Admission is $2 at the
door.
Twelve categories of beautiful
quilted items will be on display.
A quilting bee will run
throughout the day, and quilting
supplies and refreshments will
be available. Admission is $1.00.
Saturday; October 12
AUTUMN LEAF FESTIVAL
PARADE - Main Street at noon.
The parade will include 150
units, including more than 20
floats. Grand marshals will be
four Clarion County residents
selected to represent the
professions identified in the
1991 ALF logo. Those
professions are a coal miner,
firefighter, nurse and educator.
This year's parade is being
dedicated to all Clarion County
veterans of military service.
Reserved seats on sale at the
Clarion Area Chamber of
Commerce office, for $3.00.
Shuttle bus service will be
provided by Country Trails Bus
Lines from the mall to
for an "All You Can Eat"
breakfast, from 8 to 11:30 a.m.
Proceeds benefit the Immaculate
Conception School in Clarion.
MELLON BANK
AUTORAMA - Will take place
on Main Street, from 5th to 8th
Avenue. All entries will receive a
dash plaque, 1991 ALF glass and
an assortment of gifts. Judging
will begin promptly at noon and
continue until 1:45 p.m. The
show runs until 4:45 p.m. The
show will feature cars from 1970
and older.
SILVERMOON RIDERS
ALF MOTORCYCLE SHOW
- Will be held at the Clarion Mall
(A on map), from noon until 5
p.m. The show is open to all
classes and makes of
motorcycles. Pre-registration is
from 9-10 a.m.
Trafhc Changes
for ALF
** Grant Street and Madison
Avenue will be used for the
carnival.
** Main Street, from Sixth
Avenue to Immaculate
Conception Church, from
Sixth Avenue to Madison
Street and Fifth to Sixth
Avenues will be closed from 5
to 7 p.m. on Oct. 10 for the
kiddies parade.
** Sixth Avenue from Main
Street to Madison Avenue, and
Sixth Avenue, from Main to
Merle Street will be closed
from 6 a.m. until dusk on Oct.
11 for Farmers and Crafts
Day.
** Traffic will be detoured
from Main Street, via Second
and Eighth Avenues, on parade
day, Oct. 12. The detour runs
from 8 a.m. until the
conclusion of the parade, at
approximately 2 p.m.
** Main Street from Eighth
Avenue to the far corner of the
county courthouse; Sixth
Avenue from Madison to Merle
Streets and Fifth Avenue, from
Wood to Liberty Streets will be
closed from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on
Oct. 13 for the Mellon Bank
ALF Autorama.
Compiled by
Marnie Vogel
Copy and Design
Editor
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wrongfully
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printing
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game
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ARIES' Msirch21/April20
You'll be more imaginative than
usual. October 9th and I2lh are two
dates you might like to record in
your diary, tor those are days when
circumstances beyond your control
are likely to alter your position at
work, and to some extent force you
to rethink long-term plans associated
with your home life.
TAURUS- April 21/May 21
It must be difficult to relax with so
much going on around you and so
little help and cooperation from part-
ners and close associates. You were
born under a truthful sign, but you
realize that for the moment at least
it's wiser to suffer in silence. A busi-
ness meeting is not successful,
because you do not know what to
expect.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
Sometimes it is wiser to save your
breath and let others do all the talk-
ing and explaining, which is certain-
ly the case this weekend. An inter-
esting situation concerning travel or
associations abroad is emerging in
your solar chart, but it is too carlv
yet to say how far you should
become involved.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
The stars show that you are free and
easy, more tolerant than usual; your
jokes go over well. Don't be dismis-
sive or evasive about financial
responsibilities and commitments
now because unless you set the
record straight you are not going to
be free to enjoy new openings and
opportunities.
LEO - July 23/August 23
Whether or not you are heavily
involved in a partnership or close
personal relationship is irrelevant.
What matters is that you don't
appear to be so preoccupied with
your own activities and interests that
no one can get through to you. There
could be a special link with the ini-
tial H.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
Astrologically there's not a great
deal going on this week, but it would
be extremely unwise to imagine that
loved ones will go along with all
your plans. Far from it! You help
someone with honest advice.
LIBRA - September 23/Oct 23
A sports event arouses your
enthusiasm. With an improvement in
your finances and income you prob-
ably can afford to take a short vaca-
tion; it would do you good to get
away from it all, especially during
the weekend. You're sensitive to
other people's feelings, so will take
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Back your hunches if you arc trying
to come up with wa>s to make the
housekeeping money stretch further.
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save by shopping around, provided
you don't let friends interfere. In
love, it's better to have a quarrel
than an angry silence.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/ Dec 21
When working this week, don't be
upset it you encounter a lew set
backs. A reunion with an old flame
could lead to an interesting time. On
Tuesday, you may feel enthusiastic
about tackling some tasks. But don't
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right path.
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important purchase — but resist any
impulse buying. A feeling of insecu-
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you have so much to look forward
to. Some travel could be on the hori-
zon. There might even be a unique
opportunity to earn yourself extra
cash. This week's lucky color is
navy blue.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months
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changing for the better now but
don't try to cling to the past. You'll
be laying new foundations on which
lo establish security in the years
ahead. Your home and family could
become trying this year. A lot
depends on how you handle things.
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you should have an exciting 12
months, in this respect! Also a good
time to invest savings — if you do,
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over a long period.
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Page 22 - The Clarion Call - 10-3-91
ALF Preview Issue
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Dr. Paposl-Jobb's Art-180 class Is currently displaying
burlap artwork with the theme of "love," In Carlson Library.
Art students display their
own interpretations of love
by Brian Hoover
Contributing Writer
If you have taken the time to
visit Carlson Library some time
within the past week, I'm sure
you were greeted with a most
interesting sight. Art-180, the
Arts and Crafts class under the
leadership of Professor Dr.
Paposi-Jobb, has put on display
their second project of the year,
"Easy Burlap Weaving." The
students were given the
opportunity to choose a theme
for this project and they
unanimously chose "love." The
project involved weaving,
cutting, stitching, gluing and
most of all a lot of creativity. Dr.
Paposi-Jobb has taught this
course for many semesters now
and he said, "It is interesting to
see this semester the three
different interpretations of love
(agape, filia, eros) as a human
characteristic."
Art-180 is comprised of 23
students and meets Tuesdays and
Thursdays from two to four
thirty in the afternoon. The class
does six to eight projects a
semester, and these projects vary
from stitchery to woodwork to
paper mache. Many of the art
projects made will turn out to be
useful items, gifts and
decorations.
The Arts and Crafts class is
well represented by its display in
the library, which faculty and
students can enjoy for the next
two to three weeks.
ALF promises to be festive
addition to this fall season
by Ron Bickel
Circulation Editor
Having been a student at
Clarion University and a resident
of this cultural mccca that we
call Clarion for the past four
years I have come to a
conclusion. Clarion is the most
exciting place in the world.
Well, at least for a few days out
of the year anyway. Those few
days of the year are almost upon
us once again. I'm talking about
the Autumn Leaf Festival.
What is the Autumn Leaf
Festival all about anyway? A
bunch of locals gathering to
watch the leaves change colors?
Well, it is more than that. There
are many different events and
activities for most every interest.
Any student that has been here
for awhile can tell you that the
whole festival is the only event
in Clarion that can come close to
rivaling our world of academe in
terms of total excitement.
Throughout the week there are
many week long and single day
events that are worth attending.
Highlights of the week long
activities include the carnival
and many concession stands
downtown. The carnival
features several games as well as
your standard amusement rides.
The concession stands
downtown will definitely give
me reason to skip out on more
than one meal at the fine "Club
Chandler." Ethnic as well as
traditional American fare is
always available at a reasonable
price. Another popular activity
for those of us among the
cultured is the art show at the
Clarion Free Library. Exhibits at
the show include paintings,
sculptures, photography and
crafts.
During the week there will also
be many single day events worth
making the trip uptown. The
Clarion Area Business
Association will sponsor
sidewalk sales on Wednesday,
Tune in this week to
TV5's HOT TRAX
See Anthrax and The
Farm
Channel 5 8 p.m.
Monday-Thursday
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October 9th, that are sure to find
a bargain or two for everybody.
Other exciting activities include
a Miss Teen ALF pageant, the
ALF Variety Showcase and a
Friday night battle of the bands
in the chapel.
The week is a great time to be
here, but speaking from personal
experience the weekend is
absolutely the best. Beginning
on Friday night, an incredible
and unexplainable atmosphere
grips Clarion. The town swells
to a population of nearly 250,000
people. You have to be here to
experience it. When asked about
the weekend phenomenon,
senior Tony McMullen says, "It
seems to me it's a lot like
Woodstock without Max
Yasgur's farm."
Saturday at noon is the big
parade that runs its course along
Wood Street, 7th Avenue and
Main Street. This year's parade
will feature 150 units.
Following the parade will be
the big homecoming game in
which our Golden Eagles will
host Kutztown at 2 p.m. Get to
the game early because it's safe
to say this one will be crazy with
Clarion fans. During halftime
Clarion's homecoming king and
queen will be crowned.
If anybody will be able to
make it out of bed on Sunday,
there will still be more events
worth checking out that day.
The annual Mellon Bank car
show will be held on Main Street
from 5th to 8th Avenue all day.
And if that isn't enough for you
hardcore gearheads, there will be
a motorcycle show at the Clarion
Mall from noon to 5 p.m. This is
a brief look at some of the
exciting activities that will take
place between October 5-13.
Hang in there, because salvation
is just around the corner.
Clarion Franklin
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ALF Preview Issue
The Clarion Call - 10-3-91- Page 23
Golden Eagles suffer defeat
in 1991 conference opener
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Staff Writer
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Dave Burmeister (6) attempts to drag down lUP's Charles
Peoples (32) in Saturday's defeat at Indiana.
The date was Saturday,
September 28, 1991. It was filled
with loud cannon blasts (after
IUP touchdowns), rude
comments toward the city of
Clarion (by the IUP band), the
embarrassment of a mascot (the
Golden Eagle) and the
kidnapping of two of Clarion's
prettiest supporters (the
cheerleaders). Was it a war? No,
it was a football game, a game
in which the Division II, top
ranked IUP squad beat up on our
Clarion Golden Eagles, 41-19. If
it was a war, Clarion definitely
lost the battle.
The Indians began to scalp
Clarion on the very first drive of
the game. Michael Mann led off
the series with a 10 yard rush.
And then highly touted
quarterback Tony Aliucci
connected on his first attempt to
JeMone Smith for 23 yards. He
then rifled the ball to "Jai" Hill
for an apparent 19 yard
touchdown. But it was called
back on a holding penalty.
Clarion was given another shot
to halt the drive. But Mann took
over once again and bumbled his
way down to the one yard line.
Aliucci finally dove into the
endzone for the one yard
touchdown, IUP 7 and Clarion 0.
The IUP band roared, "Hey,
Clarion, thanks for the help."
Clarion looked overmatched
on their opening drive. Myers
fumbled the opening snap, but
pounced on it for a loss of three.
On third down with tons of
pressure, IUP's Joe Novitski
forced a fumble and IUP
recovered on Clarion's 16. They
were on the verge of another
score.
Eight straight runs by the
Indians (a.k.a. the
"Intimidators") took its toll on
the CUP defense, all the way
past the pay stripe. John
Jaworski missed the extra point,
giving IUP a 13-0 lead.
With 5:46 to go in the first
quarter, Clarion did ring up a
very impressive drive to stay in
the game, at least for a while.
Starting at their own 37, the
Golden Eagles used seven
Damien Henry runs, two fine
passes from quarterback Tim
Myers to Brad Kline for 26 yards
and to tight end Tim Brown for
15 yards. Kline finished it off
with a two yard TD. That cut the
gap to 13-7. But not for long.
With 13:26 to go in the half,
IUP again got the scoring
machine rolling. The Indians
used five rushes and a quick
strike to again up the advantage.
Aliucci hit Mann down the right
sideline with a 28 yard toss. IUP
upped its lead to 20-7. After
Clarion could get nothing going
on their next drive, IUP again
inherited good field position near
the 50.
Clarion pushed IUP back,
thanks to a holding penalty and a
sack. But on third and 22,
Aliucci showed his composure
and completed a 24 yard pass to
Hill for a first down. At
Clarion's 36, IUP's Clifford
Rcvis rambled up the middle for
about 20 yards. Rcvis fumbled,
but after it was kicked by a
Golden Eagle, Hill recovered at
the 14 yard line. Three plays
later, Mann bolted in for a six
yard touchdown and a 20 point
advantage. The IUP band again
blurted out, "Hey, Clarion,
thanks for the help."
IUP's only real mistake of the
game came on the last drive of
the half. With Aliucci sparking
an IUP drive and the clock
running out, he threw a bullet
through his receiver's hands that
bounced right to Frank Andrews,
who, incidently, had a
tremendous game. Andrews
returned the ball 95 yards for a
Clarion TD. Even though the
Golden Eagles missed the extra
point, Clarion fans felt a bit
better about the IUP crowd
shutting their traps, especially
the overly geeky IUP band.
Clarion took a 27-13 deficit into
the locker room.
IUP jumped all over Clarion at
the start of the second half just as
they had done to start the game,
and just as they have done to
every opponent thus far (they
ain't #1 for nuttin', folks!). On
IUP's first possession, a 26 yard
pass over the middle to John
White and a 10 yard TD off of a
screen to the elusive Mann,
capped off a 43 yard scoring
drive in six plays. It was a surely
becoming a rout at 34-13.
After Clarion's next drive was
thwarted, the self-proclaimed
Indians went to work again.
They were definitely running up
the score board. Mann rushed for
a total of 40 yards on the ensuing
drive, including a 15 yard
scamper into the endzone. The
lead was now 41-13.
Because IUP had tried to stack
up more points to end the first
half, everyone knew that the
Indians weren't through yet. And
why not? They are the top
ranked team in the nation and
they have poll voters to impress.
A couple of drives took up the
whole fourth quarter. And by this
time, IUP had its reserves in.
They started at their own 10 and
drove almost the entire length of
the field (covering over eight
minutes), but were halted at the
three yard line by a Clarion
defense that never lost their will
to fight
Myers and company took
possession and ventured the
entire way down the gridiron,
keyed by a couple of nifty passes
to Art Walker for 17 and 12
yards, respectively. Art Gregory
darted into the endzone to cut
into IUP's tremendous lead.
Clarion really did give it a
great effort, but were just
outmanned, out of luck and out-
ranked. IUP upheld their #1
ranking with a 41-19 slashing.
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Dr. Paposi-Jobb's Ari-180 class Is currently displaying
burlap artwork with the theme of "love," in Carlson Library.
Art students display their
own interpretations of love
by Brian Hoover
Contributing Writer
If you have taken the time to
visit Carlson Library some time
within the past week, I'm sure
you were greeted with a most
interesting sight. Art- 180, the
Arts and Crafts class under the
leadership of Professor Dr.
Paposi-Jobb, has put on display
their second project of the year,
"Easy Burlap Weaving." The
students were given the
opportunity to choose a theme
for this project and they
unanimously chose "love." The
project involved weaving,
cutting, stitching, gluing and
most of all a lot of creativity. Dr.
Paposi-Jobb has taught this
course for many semesters now
and he said, "It is interesting to
see this semester the three
different interpretations of love
(agape, filia, eros) as a human
characteristic."
Art- 180 is comprised of 23
students and meets Tuesdays and
Thursdays from two to four
thirty in the afternoon. The class
does six to eight projects a
semester, and these projects vary
from stitchery to woodwork to
paper mache. Many of the art
projects made will turn out to be
useful items, gifts and
decorations.
The Arts and Crafts class is
well represented by its display in
the library, which faculty and
students can enjoy for the next
two to three weeks.
ALF promises to be festive
addition to this fall season
by Ron Bickel
Circulation Editor
Having been a student at
Clarion University and a resident
of this cultural mccca that wc
call Clarion for the past four
years I have come to a
conclusion. Clarion is the most
exciting place in the world.
Well, at least for a few days out
of the year anyway. Those few
days of the year are almost upon
us once again. I'm talking about
ihe Autumn Leaf Festival.
What is the Autumn Leaf
Festival all about anyway? A
bunch of locals gathering to
watch the leaves change colors?
Well, it is more than that. There
arc many different events and
activities for most every interest.
Any student that has been here
for awhile can tell you that the
whole festival is the only event
in Clarion that can come close to
rivaling our world of academe in
terms of total excitement.
Throughout the week there are
many week long and single day
events that are worth attending.
Highlights of the week long
activities include the carnival
and many concession stands
downtown. The carnival
features several games as well as
your standard amusement rides.
The concession stands
downtown will definitely give
me reason to skip out on more
than one meal at the fine "Club
Chandler." Ethnic as well as
traditional American fare is
always available at a reasonable
price. Another popular activity
for those of us among the
cultured is the art show at the
Clarion Free Library. Exhibits at
the show include paintings,
sculptures, photography and
crafts.
During the week there will also
be many single day events worth
making the trip uptown. The
Clarion Area Business
Association will sponsor
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Other exciting activities include
a Miss Teen ALF pageant, the
ALF Variety Showcase and a
Friday night battle of the bands
in the chapel.
The week is a great time to be
here, but speaking from personal
experience the weekend is
absolutely the best. Beginning
on Friday night, an incredible
and unexplainable atmosphere
grips Clarion. The town swells
to a population of nearly 250,000
people. You have to be here to
experience it. When asked about
the weekend phenomenon,
senior Tony McMullen says, "It
seems to me it's a lot like
Woodstock without Max
Yasgur's farm."
Saturday at noon is the big
parade that runs its course along
Wood Street, 7th Avenue and
Main Street. This year's parade
will feature 150 units.
Following the parade will be
the big homecoming game in
which our Golden Eagles will
host Kut/town at 2 p.m. Get to
the game early because it's safe
to say this one will be crazy with
Clarion fans. During halftime
Clarion's homecoming king and
queen will be crowned.
If anybody will be able to
make it out of bed on Sunday,
there will still be more events
worth checking out that day.
The annual Mellon Bank car
show will be held on Main Street
from 5th to 8th Avenue all day.
And if that isn't enough for you
hardcore gcarheads, there will be
a motorcycle show at the Clarion
Mall from noon to 5 p.m. This is
a brief look at some of the
exciting activities that will take
place between October 5-13.
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Golden Eagles suffer defeat
in 1991 conference opener
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Staff Writer
Christopher Horner/Clarion Cal
Dave Burmeister (6) attempts to drag down lUP's Charles
Peoples (32) in Saturday's defeat at Indiana.
The date was Saturday,
September 28, 1991. It was filled
with loud cannon blasts (after
IUP touchdowns), rude
comments toward the city of
Clarion (by the IUP band), the
embarrassment of a mascot (the
Golden Eagle) and the
kidnapping of two of Clarion's
prettiest supporters (the
cheerleaders). Was it a war? No,
it was a football game, a game
in which the Division II, top
ranked IUP squad beat up on our
Clarion Golden Eagles, 41-19. If
it was a war, Clarion definitely
lost the battle.
The Indians began to scalp
Clarion on the very first drive of
the game. Michael Mann led off
the scries with a 10 yard rush.
And then highly touted
quarterback Tony Aliucci
connected on his first attempt to
JeMone Smith for 23 yards. He
then rilled the ball to 'Mai" Hill
for an apparent 19 yard
touchdown. But it was called
back on a holding penalty.
Clarion was given another shot
to hall the drive. But Mann took
over once again and bumbled his
way down to the one yard line.
Aliucci finally dove into the
end/.one for the one yard
touchdown, IUP 7 and Clarion 0.
The IUP band roared, "Hey,
Clarion, thanks for the help."
Clarion looked overmatched
on their opening drive. Myers
fumbled the opening snap, but
pounced on it for a loss of three.
On third down with tons of
pressure, IUP's Joe Novitski
forced a fumble and IUP
recovered on Clarion's 16. They
were on the verge of another
score.
Eight straight runs by the
Indians (a.k.a. the
"Intimidators") took its toll on
the CUP defense, all the way
past the pay stripe. John
Jaworski missed the exira point,
giving IUP a 13-0 lead.
With 5:46 to go in the first
quarter, Clarion did ring up a
very impressive drive to slay in
the game, at least for a while.
Starting at their own 37, the
Golden Eagles used seven
Damicn Henry runs, two fine
passes from quarterback Tim
Myers to Brad Kline for 26 yards
and lo tight end Tim Brown for
15 yards. Kline finished it off
with a two yard TD. That cut the
gap to 13-7. But not for long.
With 13:26 to go in the half,
IUP again got the scoring
machine rolling. The Indians
used five rushes and a quick
strike to again up the advantage.
Aliucci hit Mann down the right
sideline with a 28 yard toss. IUP
upped its lead to 20-7. After
Clarion could gel nothing going
on their next drive, IUP again
inherited good field position near
the 50.
Clarion pushed IUP back,
thanks to a holding penalty and a
sack. But on third and 22,
Aliucci showed his composure
and completed a 24 yard pass to
Hill for a first down. At
Clarion's 36, IUP's Clifford
Rcvis rambled up the middle for
about 20 yards. Rcvis fumbled,
but after it was kicked by a
Golden Eagle, Hill recovered at
the 14 yard line. Three plays
later, Mann bolted in for a six
yard touchdown and a 20 point
advantage. The IUP band again
blurted out, "Hey, Clarion,
thanks for the help."
IUP's only real mistake of the
game came on the last drive of
the half. With Aliucci sparking
an IUP drive and the clock
running out, he threw a bullet
through his receiver's hands that
bounced right to Frank Andrews,
who, incidently, had a
tremendous game. Andrews
returned the ball 95 yards for a
Clarion TD. Even though the
Golden Eagles missed the extra
point, Clarion fans felt a bit
better about the IUP crowd
shutting their traps, especially
the overly gecky IUP band.
Clarion took a 27-13 deficit into
the locker room.
IUP jumped all over Clarion at
the start of the second half just as
they had done to start the game,
and just as they have done to
every opponent thus far (they
ain't #1 for nuttin', folks!). On
IUP's first possession, a 26 yard
pass over the middle to John
White and a 10 yard TD off of a
screen to the elusive Mann,
capped off a 43 yard scoring
drive in six plays. It was a surely
becoming a rout at 34-13.
After Clarion's next drive was
thwarted, the self-proclaimed
Indians went to work again.
They were definitely running up
the score board. Mann rushed for
a total of 40 yards on the ensuing
drive, including a 15 yard
scamper into the end/one. The
lead was now 41-13.
Because IUP had tried lo stack
up more points to end the first
half, everyone knew that the
Indians weren't through yet. And
why not? They are the top
ranked team in the nation and
they have poll voters to impress.
A couple of drives look up the
whole fourth quarter. And by this
time, IUP had its reserves in.
They started at their own 10 and
drove almost the entire length of
the field (covering over eight
minutes), but were halted at the
three yard line by a Clarion
defense that never lost their will
to light.
Myers and company took
possession and ventured the
entire way down the gridiron,
keyed by a couple of nifty passes
to Art Walker lor 17 and 12
yards, respectively. Art Gregory
darted into the endzone to cut
into IUP's tremendous lead.
Clarion really did give it a
great effort, but were just
outmanned, out of luck and out-
ranked. IUP upheld their #1
ranking with a 41-19 slashing.
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Golden Eagle spikers fare well at Slippery Rock Tourney
by Dan Parrish
Sports Staff Writer
"The team is finally starting to
click. We're playing the best ball
we've played all season," is what
assistant coach Diana Schwartz
had to say about the Clarion
women's volleyball team.
It was a very busy week for the
team. They started off last
Tuesday, Sept. 24, facing Lock
Haven at Tippin Gymnasium.
Clarion won three straight.
Actually, it was more of blowout
than just a win. The final scores
of the match were 15-2,15-2, 15-
8.
The team then traveled to
Mercyhurst to play a match
which coach Schwartz believes
was a "transitional match."
When asked what she meant by
the term transitional, she
responded by staling, "The team
got rid of a lot of frustrations and
worked out a lot of problems."
They also lost in three straight
(15-7, 15-13, 15-4).
The weekend rolled around
and with it came the Slippery
Rock Tournament. In two days,
Friday and Saturday, the team
played five games, making it to
the semifinals and finishing with
a 2-3 record. While there, they
faced Concord College twice.
The Golden Eagles defeated
Concord both times, 3-0 and 3-0.
They also faced Juniata, who
was one of the toughest teams in
the tournament, and lost three
straight, 15-11, 15-6 and 15-4.
They also faced conference
rival IUP twice. The first match
went four games. IUP took the
early lead winning the first
game, 15-12. Clarion battled
back, winning the second game,
15-12. But IUP proved to be too
much, winning the^iext two, 15-
7 and 15-8.
The second time these PS AC
rivals faced each other was
nothing less than a war. This
time Clarion jumped on the lead
winning the first two, 15-10 and
15-5. But somehow, IUP fought
back to win the next three and
the match, 15-13, 17-16 and 15-
3.
The Golden Eagles placed
some impressive individual stats
from the tournament. Senior
Linda Cunningham, also known
as Lu, had 38 kills. Sophomore
Barb Mcllinger also had 38 kills
and frosh Patty Vopal chipped in
with 18 kills.
Cross Country teams
travel to Notre Dame
by Jeff Mangus
Sports Staff Writer
The Clarion University men
and women's cross country
teams left this morning for one
of the most prestigious races in
the nation, the Notre Dame
Invitational. Clarion will be one
of 19 teams to participate in the
Gold Race, which is for Division
II schools only. Clarion's last
meet was at the IUP Invitational
where the men finished fifth and
the women finished seventh.
The men were led by Chris
Fenn who ran the five mile
course in 28:11, which placed
him 21st. Mark Kinch ran a
28:26, which put him in 29th
place. Chris Singleton and Mike
Fricko finished 36th and 39th,
respectively, to round out the top
five.
The women were led by Nancy
Fullerton, who ran the 3.1 mile
course in 20:10 and placed 20th.
Nickie Yahres placed 30th with a
time of 21:31. Megan Stecklair
ran the course in 21:56 and
placed 36th. Jen Gleason, who
never ran cross country before
this year, placed 42nd and was
followed by Disa Ruiz who
finished 43rd.
Running a non-scholarship
program in the PSAC is never
easy. But cross country is
perhaps the hardest sport to do
so. Conference rivals Slippery
Rock, Edinboro, Shippensburg
and IUP have been ranked in the
top twenty in Division II, so a
fifth place finish in the
conference is nothing to take
lightly.
This is even more impressive
when one realizes that Clarion
runners Chris Fenn and Pat
Jovanovich are recovering from
injuries. Fenn is suffering from
Morton's Neuroma, which is an
inflammation in a nerve that has
become a tumor and will not go
down. This means that while
Fenn is running, the nerve swells
and is pinched by the bones and
muscles in his feet. Fenn is
running with the aid of a wedge
that he places in his shoe and
will keep the nerve from
dropping down between his toes.
Jovanovich is back after a
hardship ruling gave him another
year of eligibility. A hardship is
similar to a red-shirt except a
runner has taken part in a small
number of meets before his or
her injury. Jovanovich took part
in two cross country meets
before being injured.
Head coach Ron Wiser has a
lot of confidence in his team.
"Both the men's team and the
women's team are very solid,"
stated Wiser. The second year
head coach hopes to prove this
by putting his team in tougher
meets like Notre Dame and Penn
State. Wiser's main goal for this
season is to place fifth in the
conference. This may seem like
somewhat of a modest goal but,
when you figure that four teams
from the PSAC-West are
nationally ranked and that these
schools have scholarship
programs, it may not be such a
weak goal. Clarion may be a
non-scholarship program but,
expect them to compete with the
ranked teams in Division II real
soon.
Coach Wiser believes that,
"Cross country is the only pure
sport left. We don't want to hit or
catch our opponent; we're more
involved with running away
from them."
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Overall, Wendy Ellenberger is
a team leader in four categories.
Ellenberger has 358 assists, 45
kills, 20 service aces and 72
digs. Cunningham leads the team
with 124 kills and also has 81
digs and 19 service aces. Tammi
Bills leads the team in digs with
113. She also has 14 service
aces. Mellinger and Suzanne
Sheldon have also put up big
numbers in the kill category,
collecting 78 and 59,
respectively. The team's overall
record is now 6-9.
The team went on the road
Tuesday to take on the Lady
Vulcans of California
University. It was a hard fought
match, going the distance.
However, Cal came away with
the victory. Scores of the fives
games were 12-15, 5-15, 15-5,
15-9 and finally Cal winning the
fifth and final game 4-15. Wendy
Ellenberger led the team with 35
assists and 14 digs. Linda
Cunningham also pitched in with
12 digs and a team high 12 kills.
Julie Bentz had 10 kills for
Clarion
They will host a tournament
this weekend at Tippin Gym.
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Hall voters shouldn't need 3,000
reasons to serenade the Cobra
by Rich Otterman
Special to Sports
In an effort to improve their
bench for the AL East pennant
run, the Toronto Blue Jays
signed the recently released
Dave Parker. Not only do Parker
and the Toronto brass figure he'll
be a key to the Jays taking the
East, he's threatening to stick
around for another two years to
chase 3,000 hits. Great.
There are few players in
history who favorably compare
to the Cobra when he was in his
prime, and even fewer who did
more damage to themselves due
to a lack of mental discipline.
Parker, quite simply, had it all.
A quick bat, good speed, power,
ability to drive in runs and a
state-of-the-art throwing arm
from rightfield. He always
played hard and hurt, and was
tremendously durable until the
drug years. He was the NL MVP
in '78, twice won Gold Gloves,
led the league in hitting two
times and was baseball's first
player to sign a contract worth
one million bucks a year. But,
although playing 20 years, he's
never really got the hang of what
a major league umpire might
consider a strike, and he always
ran the bases with very poor
judgement.
Understandably, most of
today's luminaries choose to sit
out when their hamstrings are
tight or they have turf burns. Not
Parker. The Cobra was fitted
with a facemask on his batting
helmet so he could play with a
broken jaw in order that the
Pirates could make a late-season
run against the Philadelphia
Philles in 1978 that wound up
about two games short.
He also was one of the better
entertainers, with the "Cobra
Catch", his extended play club
remix trots around the bags after
hitting homers and was
innovative, as well, becoming
the first player in Major League
history to fashion an earring on
the field.
But, this inability to tamper
this awesome physical prowess
with mental maturity prevented
him from becoming the all-time
standard bearer among
rightfielders.
Drugs were immensely popular
in the 80's, and the trendy Parker
was, unfortunately, deeply into
it Cocaine was his pleasure, he
became addicted to the substance
and it robbed him of what should
have been three of the best
seasons of his career. After
incredible seasons in '77, 4 78
and '79, he slipped a bit in '80
and '81 prior to heavy
involvement in cocaine which
reduced the once-awesome
Parker to nothing short of a
present-day Henry Cotto.
His accomplishments on the
field are incredible. He was a
member of seven division
winning teams, appeared in three
World Series, and twice
contributed to wins, with the
Pirates in 1979 and the Athletics
in *89. He was the NL MVP in
1978, appeared in several All-
Star games and captured the
MVP in '79 largely on the basis
of his two rally-killing hoses
from rightfield. Four times he
drove in 100 or more runs, an
addition six times he drove home
90 or more, he won two batting
titles, scored 100 runs three
times, hit 25 or more homers six
times. Wait, there's more. Five
times he slugged .500 or better,
nine times he hit 30 or more
doubles, he led the league in
assists and won a Gold Glove
twice, and seven times, he's
appeared in over 150 games.
As for career numbers, Dave
still ranks as one of the greatest
players ever. He has played in
excess of 2,400 games, which
ranks in the top 40 all-time.
Furthermore, he has well over
2,600 hits (top 60), has hit about
520 doubles (top 25). He also
has slugged better than 340
homers (top 45), has logged
more than 4,300 total bases (top
30), has scored in excess of
1,250 runs (top 100), and has
driven in roughly 1,485 runs (top
40).
But, when his numbers and
effectiveness began to dwindle,
the tenants at Three Rivers
booed him lustily each plate
appearance. Their "Pittsburgh
Mentality" prevented them from
understanding that an outspoken
black man playing a game for
one year was making more coin
than they could for 15 years of
work in the steel mill and they
started to expect the impossible
from the Cobra.
In spite of being the best player
in baseball, he never really was a
fan favorite in Pittsburgh, but it
got increasingly bad after he
signed the multi-year, multi-
million dollar contract. You
know all the folklore about a
battery and a bat being thrown at
him at him, but that occurred
before Big Dave fully
transformed himself into the Big
Dog and was chased out of
Pittsburgh. He was still
extremely productive but there
was never really anything that he
could have done to justify to the
fans the money he was making.
And it didn't mark the first time
that Pittsburghers displayed
outright hatred toward a proud
and outspoken black player.
Parker's predecessor in right,
the now-revered Roberto
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favorite, and was often booed for
"being lazy" and having a "bad
attitude." Al Oliver was tagged
as being a whiner and was
chased out of town after a very
productive 1977. Prior to this
season, Barry Bonds was far
from a Pittsburgh idol before he
started to take it easier on
reporters asking him stupid
questions about his salary. To
confirm my theory that the
Pirates feel they need white
players on the field, this spring,
the Bucs signed Andy Van Slyke
to a three- year $12 million pact.
Yes, the Bucs signed their oldest
and least productive outfielder
because, according to a Pirate
official, "losing Van Slyke would
have been a public relations
nightmare."
Translation? Losing a popular
white centerfielder would hurt
attendance.
Now that Parker is, hopefully,
putting the finishing touches on
what has truly been a brilliant
career, celebrate his
accomplishments rather than
agonize over what should have
been. Hats off. You've been one
helluva player, Cobra. Your
numbers are Hall of Fame
material, but your natural talent
was enough to make you one of
the top 25 ever.
If you insert three years like
any of his late '70's seasons in
place of the pathetic early 80's
performances, his numbers
would be even more amazing.
However, we have to accept that
a 30, 31 and 32 year old Parker
can never return. Twenty years
from now, Parker's career
numbers will look exactly the
same as they are now, and maybe
Hall of Fame voters will view
drug use differently.
A look at his 1985 season may
say more about his extraordinary
talent than any of his previous
outstanding seasons. This,
because he now was a 34 year
old with two gimpy knees,
coming off tremendously
unspectacular seasons. He was
the MVP Runner-up and that
season is a major reason why the
guy is still playing.
It's a shame. If he hadn't
blown what should have been
three of his best years, he
wouldn't have to pursue 3,000
hits in such an undignified
manner, but . .
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by Karen Ruud
Sports Staff Writer
The Clarion Golden Eagle
tennis team started off their
conference play last week,
winning two of the three matches
they encountered in the PS AC.
On Wednesday, Sept. 25, the
team took on Slippery Rock and
won, 9-0. Top performers in the
match were Shara Wolkumir at
#1, Darcie Ingham at #3 and
Roxanne Milton, who played a
super match at #4. In doubles
competition, Lori Berk and
Marianne Martin played a
terrific game, Martin's first
match back since her injury.
Head coach Terry Acker felt the
team played very well and it was
one of the better matches they've
played all year.
On Thursday, Sept. 26, the
team comoeted aeainst Lock
Haven at home. Even through
30-40 mile-an- hour winds, the
Golden Eagles prevailed,
winning the match, 9-0. Top
performers in singles
competition were Berk at #2,
Martin at #3 and Natalie Neelan
at #6. In doubles competition,
Milton and Jenny Keil played at
#3. "The team played very well
considering the weather
conditions," said coach Acker.
"It made the match almost
unplayable."
On Sunday, Sept. 29, Clarion
lost to Shippensburg, 8-1. The
loss was the team's first regular
season loss in three years. The
only winner for the Golden
Eagles was Ingham at #4. Coach
Acker said of the match, "As a
group, this was the worst we've
played all year. Shippensburg
played their game effectively. I
give them a lot of credit.
Whatever we did, we did
poorly."
Clarion played at IUP on
Tuesday and will be uaveling to
Edinboro today to take on the
Fighting Lady Scots. The Golden
Eagles will also be playing in the
Rolex Tournament this Friday,
Saturday and Sunday. The team
returns to action at home next
week. They will face Pitt,
Tuesday, Oct. 8 and Duquesne
on Wednesday, Oct. 9.
Allegheny Invitational
golf results for CUP
The Allegheny Invitational
held in Meadville, Pa., was held
Monday and Tuesday of this
week. Clarion took part in this
20 team tournament which
featured other PS AC schools.
After finishing fifth out of
twelve over the weekend at the
Gannon Invitational, coach Bob
Carlson was hoping that
Allegheny would prove to be a
better performance by his
golfers. Coach Carlson didn't
realize what his team was going
to do.
Clarion finished the tourney in
fourth place, getting great
performances out of their young
players. They finished a mere
two strokes behind the third
place finisher. Coach Carlson
stated that, "This was the best
team play, since I've been
coaching."
Final individual stats for the
team were:
-Joel Young with a par 72, good
for third place.
-Chris Brosious with a 75.
-Todd Corbeil and Rich Grafton
both finished with a 78.
-Mike Bickart with an 82.
Total team score on the day
was 303.
-Story courtesy of
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Know Who.
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introduce our new associate
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Let's do it again soon! The
sisters of ASA.
ASA would like to welcome our
new pledges to our family:
Cindy Johnson, Kathi Sheaffcr,
Becky Boroi, Maggie Collarini,
Lisa Morrison, Rene Vollmer,
Tina Muchoneny, Kelli Smith,
and Amy Ferringer.
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TotheSigEps: Thanks for the
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We'll skip and go naked with
you guys anytime! Love, the
Sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau.
Friday! You all did an awesome
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Gamma: the first time you
succeeded, the second time you
flopped, we dare you to try a
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Revenge is sweet! Love, the
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Janice - Thanks for the
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Thursday! It was a great idea! !
Love, Tri-Sigma
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Sports Opinion
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I don't think I want to be like Mike
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
As painful as it is for me to
write this, I feel that it should be
written. I have been
contemplating this article for a
long while now, but I just
couldn't bring myself to put it
down on paper until now. Last
Sunday, I watched Sports Talk
with Dick Schaap and I heard
something from one of the guest
panelist that changed my mind.
Washington Post writer, Tony
Kornheiser discussed the issue of
Michael Jordan and his success
beyond the world of basketball.
This issue has plagued my mind
for the past three or four months.
With Mr. Kornheiser discussing
it, I now feel more comfortable
writing about it.
The reason it is so hard for me
to discuss this is because of my
great admiration for Michael
Jordan. I have been a Bulls fan
since the days when the smooth
one, Reggie Theus, was on the
team. When Jordan was drafted
by Chicago, I was ecstatic. I
knew that one day this franchise
player would bring a World
Championship to the "Windy
City." What I didn't realize is
that this superstar would be one
of the most publicized
celebrities in the entertainment
world today.
Basketball writers and
announcers around the nation
were on Jordan's coat tails from
the beginning of his NBA career.
In his rookie season, experts
were putting him the same
category with such legends as
Oscar Robertson, Jerry West and
even the great Wilt Chamberlain.
Suddenly, this humble guard
from the Tar Heel State was
becoming a Hall of Famer before
he retired. But that shouldn't be
argued. Jordan is the premiere
player of the NBA and his stats
back him up. He has led the
NBA in scoring every year he
has been in the league, with the
exception of 1986 (he suffered a
knee injury early in the season).
He was voted "Defensive Player
of the Year" in 1988. And he has
been voted MVP twice. But
Jordan's phenomenal talent on
the court is not what I want to
convey to you.
Just about every company in
America would love to have
Jordan endorse their product or
service. He has made a lot of
coin endorsing everything from
Coca-Cola to Wheaties,
McDonald's to Nike. He is now
a popular animation on a
Saturday morning cartoon. And
he has a video cassette out,
teaching kids about the
destruction of drugs. As if they
haven't heard that from everyone
else, including Nancy Reagan.
All of the various business
adventures that Jordan has been
involved in for the past eight
years hasn't really bothered me.
This is America, right? He has
every right to be as successful as
he can in the American dream.
But recent developments in his
off-the-court ventures has altered
my original thoughts of this truly
great player.
Over the past few weeks,
Gatorade has been airing
commercials with Jordan as its
seller. "I want to be like Mike" is
the jingle that rings throughout
the entire ad. As my roommate
pointed out to me, since when
did he change his name to Mike?
I always liked the name Michael.
And now I have to hear kids
scream, "Let's go Mike!" when
they watch Bulls' games. I know
that I am going to end up
sounding like a father when I tell
the naive, "No, kids, his name is
Michael."
This isn't the only thing that
has shattered my image of
Jordan. The other night, I was
flipping through the channels
and came across something that
simply struck me dumb. Some
network was televising a
"Comedy Salute to Michael
Jordan." I knew that Jordan was
seriously contemplating
professional golf. But I had no
idea that he was engaging in the
realm of stand-up. What made
me really nauseous, was the skit
in which George Wendt and two
Saturday Night Live actors
impersonated Chicago Bears'
fans in a bar. They had Jordan sit
in as a special guest to their
show. At the end of the skit,
Jordan decides to have a brew
with the guys. I know that
parents were cringing when their
children witnessed Michael
drinking a cold one.
This past Friday, my father told
me that Jordan was going to be
guest host on SNL. That is where
I drew the line. This once great
idol of mine has now degraded
himself to a man who can be
bought by anyone. The money-
hungry power-mongers of the
business world have realized the
pricelessness of Michael Jordan
and are competing to get him on
their "team." The sad part is
Jordan is selling out. He seems
to be entering the scrupulous
world of greed. This has vexed
my troubled mind.
Gone are the days of my youth.
The days when my sports heroes
were immortal. They were gods.
They didn't need to step into the
same limelight as the acting
world. They were above that.
They simply went out and played
the game. . . their game. Now, I
am subjected to this ridiculous
hype for a man who has now
become simply another good
player in his sport.
I love Michael Jordan, the
player. He still has the ability to
leave opponents and teammates
dumfounded. But because of his
dealings off the court, I'm afraid
I have lost respect in Michael
Jordan, the man. One day, all of
his extracurricular activities just
might take his mind off of what
really put him in the spotlight. I
just hope that at the end of the
1991-92 basketball season, when
Chicago loses in the NBA
playoffs, I don't hear Scottie
Pippen say, "Michael, you
played yourself. . ."
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Volume 73, Issue 6 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 10,1991
News Clips
■ National -
New AIDS drug approved
Washington, D.C. - The Food and Drug administration has
approved a second drug to treat AIDS. FDA commissioner
David Kessler announced today the government will allow
Didanosine or D-D-I to go on the market.
The drug will be used to treat AIDS patients in advanced
stages of infection who aren't responding to or can't tolerate
A-Z-T. A-Z-T is the only other fully approved anti-AIDs drug
on the market at this time.
State prepared to return
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Michele Piccirillo
News Staff Writer
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Politicians place playoff bet
Pittsburgh - Two Pittsburgh city council members have a bet
with an Atlanta councilman. The loser has to pick up the
pieces.
Pittsburgh councilmen Bernard Regan and Duane Darkins
have wagered a day on a garbarge truck that the Pirates will
beat the Atlanta Braves in the National League playoffs.
If the Braves win, Regan and Darkins will spend a day
icking up garbage in Atlanta. If the Pirates win, Atlanta
councilman Bill Campbell will do the dirty work in Pittsburgh.
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- In This Issue -
News
Recycling a success
Pg.5
Russian changes affect Clarion
Pg. 10
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Features
• C &C Music Factory
Pg.ll
• ALF carnival review
Pg.14
Sports
• Golden Eagles lose to f Boro
Pg. 19-20
• Basketball team raises funds
Pg.22
Clarion's Weather Outlook -
Today - Pleasant and seasonable. High near 60.
Friday - Cloudy and warmer temps. Highs
between 65-70
Saturday - Sunny and mild. Morning temps near
50. Afternoon temps in the mid 60*s
Sunday - Partly cloudy and seasonable. High 60.
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There may be good news ahead for
students at the 14 state system
schools. As the state is prepared to
give a portion of the money back to
each university.
The Board of Directors for State
Employees' Retirement System
voted to reduce the employer
contribution rate resulting in a $7.6
million savings for the state. The
question now is what to do with the
funds.
On August 15, the Pennsylvania
State Board of Governors voted on a
$350 tuition increase to the 14
schools they govern.
The decision was based on a
current release from the Chancellor's
Office stating a need for a larger
budget However, the following day
the Board of Directors decided on
reducing this fiscal year's
contribution rate from 11.13% of
payroll to 8.61% leaving the $7.6
million to be divided between the 14
state schools of higher education.
Two proposals about what to do
with the released funds are before
the Board of Governors at this time.
The 20 member board will vote on
the options on October 17.
Option A suggests utilizing the
full savings for deferred
maintenance and/or Instructional
Equipment. In this proposal, the full
$7.6 million will be used toward the
completion of delayed maintenance
and/or acquisition of instructional
equipment. Any breakdown of the
funds between the two projects can
be accommodated.
Allocations to the universities
would be based on gross square
footage and FTE students.
It should be noted that any funds
used for deferred maintenance may
jeopardize the restoration of a $3.8
million appropriation that was line-
item vetoed.
Clarion University already has a
priority list that would be used if
Option A would be the final
decision.
Most funds would be allocated for
deferred maintenance first, and the
remaining would be applied to
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... as Clarion begins its annual week of festivities.
instructional equipment
Option B suggests the funds be
applied to budgetary reductions the
universities undertook due to the
tuition rate-setting process.
The funds also would be used to
lower second semester tuition.
The Board would allow $4.1
million to be dedicated to a
specific purpose or used for
unrestricted instructional budgets.
The other $3.5 million would be
allocated back to students via a
$38 tuition reduction for the spring
semester.
Student senate is attempting to
get as much student input as
possible.
As student senate president
Monica Douglas said, "It is a good
idea that students give input and
get involved as opposed to just
reading about what's happening to
them."
The Board of Governors is trying
to make the decision of what to do
with the funds in the best interests
of the students.
Clarion University students have
a direct line to the Board of
Governor's, as CUP student senate
president Monica Douglas is a
member of the board.
There were open discussions and
a written vote at Monday's meeting
of the student senate.
Any comments or suggestions are
asked to be taken to the student
senate office in 232 Egbert Hall.
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Tertiary
Thoughts
"1 come to bury Caesar,
not to praise him. "
Julius Caesar. Ill.ii
In light of recent developments
in literary theory such as the
elimination of determinate
meaning and authorial intention,
it is interesting that Professor
Caesar, whose field is literary
theory, should choose, in the
press which has followed the
publication of his article "On
Teaching al a Second-Rate
University" (South Atlantic
Quarterly. Summer 19911 . to
argue like Eliot "That is not what
I meant at all. That is not it, at
all." (" The Love Song of J.
Alfred Prufrock") . It seems clear
that the university community
has come to consensus about the
meaning of Professor Caesar's
article. No one (except our
provost, if one is to believe that
his response was genuine and not
the product of an understandable
concern with public relations,
and David E. Sylvis Jr. whose
inflammatory rhetoric would
seem more appropriate in Soldier
cjf Fortune Magazine than in a
university campus newspaper)
believes that Professor Caesar
wrote a brilliant,longue-in-cheek
response to the hierarchical
ranking of institutions of higher
education in the country.
Professor Caesar has bought
into the sophomoric notion that
one can compare the
incomparable and come up with
valid information. Clarion
University is legislatively
mandated to serve a region and
not an economic and intellectual
elite. Further, Clarion is not, and
never has been, a richly endowed
research oriented institution.
At Clarion, undergraduate
instruction is the. highest priority.
Neither our professors nor our
students flunk into Clarion. We
are bound by a common purpose
Frankie VanMeter
and it is an honorable one. Our
professors, for the most part, are
genuinely interested in the art of
teaching, in what works in the
classroom and what doesn't.
Our students are largely first-
generation college attenders and
most are reasonably bright,
industrious and personable;
although sometimes without
well-developed study skills and
sometimes lacking in a strong
academic background.
Unfortunately, whatever the
intentions of Professor Caesar,
the implications of his essay for
students of the university are
serious and wide-ranging. It is
almost certain that Professor
Caesar's article will have
circulated in every graduate
program of every university in
(Cont. on Pg. 4 )
I recently received a letter and
some other information
concerning a 1982 graduate of
Clarion University.
The graduate's name is Evalyn
Howard. She graduated with a
Marketing degree from Clarion
University.
On a larger scale, she's written
two books which have both been
published, and she's the
president of the Midwest
Publisher's Association; not too
bad.
I see another Clarion graduate
on a regular basis also. His name
is Scott Shewell.
Mr. Shewell is the State
System of Higher Education
Press Secretary; and also was
the Clarion Call Sports Editor in
the mid 1980s.
In Pittsburgh media circles,
they speak of the Clarion "mob."
This title refers to the
overwhelming number of
Clarion graduates who've gone
to the Pittsburgh area and taken
over responsible positions in the
different television and radio
outlets.
This is not to mention the two
students employed by the
Chronicle of Higher Education
one of the publications that
originally reported on the critical
article on Clarion.
So as we Clarionites prepare to
celebrate the changing of the
leaves, welcome back our
esteemed alumni, and partake in
homecoming festivities, perhaps
we should take some stock of
ourselves.
Is Clarion University of
Pennsylvania an institution of
higher learning, or, is it as one
professor recently suggested a
"second-rate" university?
Another interesting point that
students can follow through on
is, a simple and probably, a very
interesting one.
Travel through the minefield,
we call an English department,
and speak to the direct peers
(English Department professors)
of the writer of "Teaching at a
Second-rate University" and get
their opinions and thoughts on
the subject. Those replies may
just answer the question of who
or what is second-rate at Clarion
University.
I'd personally love to get my
hands on some of the memos,
and office correspondences,
traveling through the English
department.
Or perhaps be a fly on the wall
at their departmental meetings. It
most likely would be better than
a soap opera.
From an individual standpoint,
I have no respect for the author
of the article.
It's not the article itself I take
offense to, all of us have the
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
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Issues
Dear Editor,
I would like to express my
opinion on the issue of the
vacancy of the director of the
Office of Minority Affairs.
In all honesty, I agree and
support the writer of the letter
that appeared in the October 3,
1991 issue of the Clarion Call.
It demonstrated a positive step
and also that students are
concerned with the vital issues
that face the Clarion University
campus.
When we, the minority
students, returned to Clarion in
August, we were surprised that a
permanent replacement for Mr.
Ralph Watkins had not been
found. This is doing the students
and faculty of Clarion a
disservice by denying us the
right to have a person who we
can discuss and handle minority
issues with.
This administration needs to
wake up and realize that this
position is too crucial to let it
remain vacant until July 1, 1992.
We appreciate your efforts in
placing Mr. Ramon Dourado, a
graduate of Clarion, in the
position of Interim Director.
Although this was a temporary
step, we can not settle for just an
interim director.
A respectable and worthy
candidate needs to be found
immediately so that the minority
students of Clarion can continue
to excel and grow with "a seed"
(as the letter in the 10/3/91 issue
of the Call speaks of), assisting
us to reach and achieve all of our
desired goals.
Although we are in need of a
director in the Office of Minority
Affairs, we can never find
anyone as genuine as Mr. Ralph
Watkins. Not only was he a
faculty member, he was our
liaison to the Clarion
administration.
We could voice our concerns to
him and he would attempt to the
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best of his ability to tackle the
situation head on.
The programs that he
instituted instilled pride in
ourselves first, and then pride in
our African American heritage.
However, Mr. Watkins is now
exhibiting his talents through his
new position as the assistant to
the President for Social Equity.
I feel I can speak on behalf of
the minority students of Clarion
in saying that we appreciate the
service and dedication of Mr.
Watkins and wish him well in his
new position.
We are suffering as a result of
this vacancy, but we are still
striving and surviving.
I am not going to allow this
issue go unsettled until this
position is filled.
I urge my fellow students and
also faculty members to submit
letters to the administration of
Clarion expressing your concern
in this matter.
The Office of Minority Affairs
not only benefits the minority
students and faculty of Clarion,
but it services the needs of other
cultures here in this community.
We need to voice our opinion
and inform this administration a
search process for a new director
needs to be instituted.
There is an urgency to fill this
position immediately so that this
office can continue in its efforts
of serving the students and
faculty of Clarion.
- Kari D. King
CUP Student
A Ralston
Thank You
Dear Editor,
On Wednesday, September 18,
1991, Ralston Hall of Clarion
University held a scavenger hunt
for charity. Participants were
given a specific list of items
compiled by the Jefferson
Clarion County Food Bank. The
student's goal was to acquire as
many items from the list in the
least amount of time. Thanks to
the community, over $250 in
groceries was donated to charity.
We would like to thank the
following local businesses:
Domino's, Four Star, Burger
King, Pizza Pub, Rax, Subway,
Bob's Sub, Wing King,
McDonald's, Papa Jon's,
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
Wendy's, County Market, and
Riverside.
Second, we want to express
our thanks to those community
residents who gave items to the
students who arrived at their
door.
Lastly, a big thanks goes to the
Clarion University students who
were willing to participate in the
scavenger hunt.
It is pleasant knowing that the
Clarion community chooses to
be actively involved in charitable
work.
- Ann Fontana
Gayle Petras
CUP Students
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Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Carnival goers gel their first taste of the ALF season
at the week long carnival.
Due to the formation of the ALF
parade, parking will be
restricted in several university
lots.
Parking lots G, H, I, J & M
will be reserved Midnight,
Friday, October 11 to 3 p.m.
Saturday, October 12.
Cars parked in these lots will be
towed AT OWNER'S EXPENSE.
Students are asked to use the
parking lots near Still Hall.
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(Cont.frompg.2)
western Pennsylvania. Every
businessperson who reads the
Pittsburgh Press will have
noticed the reference to Clarion.
Every school district in the
region will have taken note.
Professor Caesar has attacked
the integrity of the institution
from which we are earning our
degrees, the qualifications of the
professors who are educating us,
and our own ability to assimilate,
understand, and analyze the
information which we will
purport to have mastered.
Professor Caesar may have
rationalized his action based
upon the notion that Clarion
University ". . .has no reputation
at all. Even its local one is a
form of name recognition more
than anything else." This is
patently false. Clarion County
and the surrounding counties are
populated by graduates of
Clarion University. Our school
districts, our businesses, our
government, legal, and social
services are buttressed by the
education and skill of Clarion
Clarion "Borough Recycling Reminder
Cfarion 'Borough zoislxes to thank\the CUT students for the
cooperation sfwum in the 'Borough's recycling program, four
continued cooperation mil be greatly appreciated. If you have
any problem concerning the program, please call the Clarion
office at 226-7707 of <B'JI of M, Inc. at 1-800-338-8971.
'The tw(t pic tup is scheduled for Wednesday, October 16th for the>
residents living cast of Seventh Avenue. Seventh Avenue and the ( .
properties west uhll be picked up on October 1 7th. %emember to j
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University graduates.
The fact is, Professor Caesar's
article will force current Clarion
students to formulate articulate
and intelligent defenses for the
inevitable skepticism which will
greet us, if we arc lucky enough
to be granted interviews, as we
seek post-graduate study or
employment. We will be
competing against the
unfortunate legacy of one of our
own professors as well as with
graduates of institutions which
have not been maligned by him.
We had better be forewarned and
forearmed.
Professor Caesar has changed
character in the middle of the
show and the community of
Clarion University professors,
alumni and students must now
heave a collective sigh and
mutter "Et tu, Brute?" ( Julius
Caesar IH.fl.
-Frankie VanMeter is a
graduate English student at
Clarion University
Afterthoughts. . .
(Cont.frompg.2)
right to freedom of speech,
guaranteed by the First
Amendment
It's the fact that he went to my
faculty advisor to have him put
water on a fire that he started.
It's the fact that I've also been
approached by the student for
whom he is a mentor several
times asking me not to print or
write anything derogatory
concerning the article or its
author.
Perhaps as many have
suggested, the article was written
to feed the ego of the author is
now scaring him into a corner.
Finally, I'd like to know what
goes through the minds of the
author's students as he lectures to
them, while believing they are
second-rate students.
Until next week. . . Farewell.
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I
Successful recycling program on
campus may change hands in future
by Brian Delaney
News Staff Writer
A lack of manpower in
collecting materials from the
recycling bins on Clarion
University's campus is creating a
problem for an otherwise
successful program.
Currently three men work five
days a week for roughly four and
a half hours a day handling the
recycling materials. This is
becoming a problem due to cost
and other responsibilities around
campus.
At the beginning of the
program, there were only two
men working five hours, one day
a week. But, it soon became
apparent that was not enough.
The program was originally
geared towards student
participation but has resulted in
paid workers collecting the
material.
According to Carl Larson,
university plant services
manager, there are three men
largely responsible for the
success of the program. Howard
Buck and Bill and Greg Smith
volunteered a large majority of
their own time, setting aside
their normal duties and working
hard to keep the program going.
They were also responsible for
new ideas concerning collection
methods.
"The program has done so
well, that it has reduced our trash
consumption by 50 percent and
sometimes even more," said
Larson. "The dining hall has
been a tremendous contributor
with numerous cardboard,
plastics and bi-metal cans."
Larson also noted they are
trying different ways to make
money on the program. "We
want to prove to administration
that we do need additional help
along with the importance of
utilizing someone beside student
employees; someone to
coordinate the effort over and
above."
One solution that would
increase the manpower for
collecting materials is the
transfer of the program into the
hands of student senate. In order
for this step to be approved, it
would have to go through
student senate's advisor, Dr.
Curtis, President Reinhard,
Director of Facilities
Management and Planning,
Clare Heidler and Financial
Advisor, Lee Krull.
Hypothetically, if student
senate received responsibility of
the program, there are a few
ways it could be handled. The
money could be put into the
contingency account where
organizations can get emergency
money. Another method would
be to put the money directly into
the fiscal budget for the
following year, where all
organizations could benefit from
it.
Dylan Lawlor, chairperson of
appropriations committee said
he, "feels that the program
should pass and that it would
programs from Browning-Ferris industries
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
The recycling bins next to the Receiving Department
indicate a successful program.
help student senate out." our budget."
Lawlor also said that, "It So far there are no definite
would be a small increase to plans of exchange.
Stuck between a Coke and a scoreboard
TIME OUTS LEFT
TOGO BALLON
by Harold Aughton and
Deanna Raulston
News Staff Writers
-, John Rickard/Clarion Call
Clarion University improved Memorial Stadium this year by
adding a new score board.
Jack Blaine, CUP's vice
president for development is
presently negotiating with
Keystone Coca Cola of DuBois.
The goal is to raise the funds
needed to pay for the new
scoreboards at the football
stadium and gymnasium.
Blaine is acting under the
authorization of the President's
Office and with student senate's
approval. His intentions arc "to
bring resources to the campus
that we wouldn't normally get."
This process began when
Blaine sent proposals to Pepsi
Cola Bottling in Franklin and
Keystone Coca Cola in DuBois.
The proposals stated that "CUP
would honor the company who
met the parameters set by the
university by selling their
company's product exclusively
on campus," said Blaine. These
guidelines included: one
scoreboard and a message board
at Memorial Stadium, two
scoreboards and a message board
at Tippin Gymnasium, a $2,500
sponsorship for the Golden
Eagles Golf Tournament for the
first five years and a $3,000
sponsorship for the following
five years.
The message boards would be
used along with the Golden
Eagle Golf Tournament to raise
additional funds for academic
and athletic scholarships on
campus.
Pepsi's response fell outside of
the parameters established by
Blaine's office. Pepsi's
intentions were to take over the
snack vending as well as the
soda vending machines.
"We already have a vendor.
Their interest is in total vending,
not the product," said Blaine.
Pepsi could not be reached for
comment
On the other hand, Coca Cola
agreed to donate $50,016 to
defray the cost of the
scoreboards and to sponsor the
Golf Tournament, under the
condition that the university sign
a 10-year legal contract with
Coke. Blaine isn't interested in a
binding contract. However,
Blaine is interested in a "friendly
agreement of good faith"
between participating parties.
"I'm not going to commit this
campus to a legal agreement for
ten years," said Blaine.
Blaine's last letter of proposal
requested that Coke respond by
the end of September. As of
October 7, Coke has yet to reply,
and is unavailable for comment.
"I'm afraid this isn't going to
work," said Blaine.
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Severe drought conditions continue to plague
Clarion University and surrounding area
by Karen Bailey
News Writer
Clarion County and 29 other
counties in western Pennsylvania
have been designated a drought
disaster area, according to a
press release by the Small
Business Administration.
The county is five to six inches
below normal in its amount of
rainfall.
Clarion University is also
feeling the effects of the drought.
"We have almost ceased our
irrigation," said Carl Larson,
plant services manager at the
university. Much of the grass on
campus is dead and several trees
that were transplanted are dying.
The university does, however,
have permission from the
borough to water its new athletic
field. The water company has
also given allowance for the
watering of the grass beside
Peirce Science Center where the
new sidewalks have been
constructed.
The drought conditions started
on May 1 and people who are
dependent on wells have been
hauling water since June.
"People have had wells go dry
that haven't been dry in 50
years," said Greg Cox, Clarion
County Executive Director.
In order to remedy the drought,
the county would have to
accumulate five inches of
rainfall in a two to three week
period. The rain would have to
fall lightly over a lengthy period
of time instead of falling in
downpours.
Larson assures the residents of
Clarion that if the watering of
university property becomes a
problem, it will cease. "Human
needs come first," he said.
According to Joe McEwen of
the Clarion County Emergency
Management Agency, the
following restrictions on water
usage are state law. Washing
vehicles is prohibited except by
bucket or by using a commercial
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of September 30 through October 9.
On October 2, a person was cited for "Theft of Services," for
removing a parking permit from a vehicle owned by another.
On October 3, an unknown person tampered with an elevator in Nair
Hall, causing the elevator to become inoperative. An investigation is
pending.
A white bathroom scale was removed from Becht Hall office
sometime between August 30 and October 3. An investigation is
pending.
About 1 1:00 on October 4, an unknown person damaged a door in
Ralston Hall. Damage estimates are unknown at this time.
About 9:30 p.m. on October 5, a noisy party was reported to be taking
place in a student's room on the third floor of Nair Hall. Alcohol was
discovered in the room upon investigation. Participants will be turned
over to student affairs for further action.
On October 5, a student was cited for disorderly conduct for urinating
next to Nair Hall. The suspect ran from the scene and put up a
struggle when Public Safety attempted to obtain identification.
About 2: 15 a.m. on October 6, an unknown person sprayed baby
powder into a smoke detector head on the third floor of Campbell
Hall, causing the fire alarm to sound. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
car wash. Water is not to be
served in restaurants unless
requested. Watering lawns is
prohibited except for newly
seeded lawns which may be
watered by bucket or hose
between 5:00 p.m. and 9:00 a.m.
Irrigation of gardens, landscapes,
trees and shrubs is prohibited.
McEwen advised that residents
of Clarion County take shorter
showers and not leave water
running unnecessarily.
The Small Business
Administration is offering loans
at a four percent interest rale for
up to 30 years to agriculturally
dependent businesses. Some
examples of businesses who may
receive loans are farm equipment
dealers, seed and feed retailers,
crop sprayers and plant
nurseries.
Farmers may not apply for
these loans. However, they may
receive loans through the
Farmers Home Administration.
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academic
freedom case against government
(CPS)--The government cannot
broadly control the speech of
university researchers who use
federal money, a judge has ruled
in an academic freedom case that
could have far-reaching
implications.
The issue at stake was the
extent to which government can
curtail the speech of researchers
who get government grants.
U.S. District Judge Harold
Greene ruled September 26 in
favor of Stanford University in
its case against the Department
of Health and Human Services.
"We think this is an extremely
important ruling. We think it
will free U.S. science from a
burden of possible censorship,"
says Iris Brest, general counsel
for Stanford. "We can hardly
exaggerate its importance."
The ruling stemmed from a
disagreement that started in
August 1989, when Stanford
researchers refused to sign a
government contract to receive a
SI. 5 million National Institutes
of Health grant to conduct
research on a new artificial heart
device.
Stanford researchers objected
to a confidentiality clause in the
contract that required researchers
to give a government contracting
officer advance notice of any
intent to publish preliminary
findings. That officer could
prohibit the researchers from
publishing, based on broad
guidelines.
As a result of the
disagreement, the grant was
taken away from Stanford and
awarded to St. Louis University.
Greene, a U.S. district judge in
Washington, D.C., ruled that the
government must now return the
contract to Stanford because the
stipulation in the contract was
"vague and overbroad."
Randy Bczanson, dean of the
school of law at Washington and
Lee University in Lexington,
Virginia, and an expert on First
Amendment freedoms, says
Greene's ruling was not
surprising.
"It does not say that the
Delta Chi g ets new fraternity house
by Karen Bailey
News Staff Writer
A new house is being built for
the Delta Chi fraternity and is
expected to be finished by
November 1, according to Pat
Griffith, the fraternity's alumni
advisor.
The house will be situated on
the same lot as their previous
house, which is in the process of
being disassembled.
The construction of the house
was stalled due to a delay with
the permit. However, Griffith
said it will be finished by the end
of the semester.
The previous Delta Chi house
was completely burned, with the
exception of two bedrooms, in a
fire last spring. The fire started
when a pledge put gasoline into
a kerosene heater. Since the
tenants of the house had no place
to stay, Melissa Carlson, the
resident director at Forest
Manor, offered them free
housing for the rest of the
semester.
The new house, which was
pre-assembled, is being brought
in on a truck from New York.
It will be equipped with fire
extinguishers and smoke alarms
will be in every room. There
will be a fire escape on the
second floor and all second floor
bedrooms will have nylon rope
ladders which will enable
occupants of the rooms to climb
down to the ground in the event
of another fire.
"Every possible fire precaution
has been taken," said Griffith.
The house is completely
functional for a fraternity. It has
ten bedrooms and will house 20
people. All rooms will be cable
and telephone ready. The
recreation room will be three
times as big as the old one. The
house will have central air
conditioning, and the exterior
will be gray.
Members of the fraternity will
move in when the house is
completed. Those living in
Forest Manor will be given a
rebate on their rent for this
semester; however, others who
have gotten free rent or have
obligations elsewhere will not
move into the house until next
semester.
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government can't place
restrictions, but that there have
to be narrow restrictions. They
must be stated in a way that is
not vague and ambiguous,"
Bezanson says. "That's very
sound constitutional law."
The judge based his ruling
primarily on the recent Rust vs.
Sullivan case (May 1991) in
which the U.S. Supreme Court
upheld a regulatory restriction
that prohibits health
professionals in government-
funded family planning clinics
from discussing abortion with
their patients.
In the Rust ruling, the Supreme
Court said that the specific
nature of the government
limitations did not violate the
First Amendment and did not
limit the free speech of the
health care workers once they
left work. In the Stanford case,
Greene said the government was
limiting the researchers across
the board.
"To put it another way, if the
Supreme Court decision were to
be given the scope and breadth
defendants advocate in this case,
the result would be an invitation
to government censorship
wherever public funds flow, and
acceptance by the courts of
defendants' position would thus
present an enormous threat to the
First Amendment rights of
American citizens and to a free
society," the judge wrote.
In this
Marine Corps
officer's program,
you follow your
major before
you follow ours.
A college major leaves you little time to
minor in anything else. So how do you
become an officer in the United States
Marine Corps, if you want to concentrate
on your major before you devote your
undivided attention to one of ours? Join
the Marine Corps' PLC (Platoon Leaders
Class) program, where all your training
takes place in the summer. The kind of
training that will really test your ability. If
you want to become an officer in the
Marine Corps, join the PLC program.
And this summer you can change majors.
See Captain Huffman at Chandler on
October 10 or call 1-800-999-1775
or 412-644-5817/6310 for details.
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Outside Clarion
Thomas denies harassment allegations
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP service
National
News
Thomas Denies Sexual
Harassment Charges
Supreme Court nominee,
Clarence Thomas has issued a
sworn affidavit denying
allegations he sexually harassed
former employee Anita Hill.
Meanwhile, Senator John
Danforth released telephone logs
he says show Hill contacted
Thomas nearly a dozen times
over a six-year period, that
followed the alleged harassment.
Federal Banking Rules
To Be Eased
President Bush has approved
the Treasury Department's
proposal to ease Federal Banking
Rules to help alleviate the
nation's tight credit conditions.
Bush says his aim is to fuel
an economy he feels has moved
out of recession, but not fast or
far enough.
Noriega's Attorney
Cries Mistrial
Manuel Noriega's attorney is
asking for a mistrial because he
says that a drug trafficker's
testimony about "French dancing
girls" prejudiced the jury. The
witness claims the women were
brought as a bonus for Noriega
at a meeting he held with leaders
of Colombia's Medellin cocaine
cartel.
Sonny Bono Runs
For U.S. Senate
Don't look for any of Sonny
Bono's celebrity friends to join
him on the campaign trail as he
runs for the U.S. Senate. He
says that would seem "a little
plastic" to him.
The entertainer turned mayor
of Palm Springs, California
thinks politics should be taken
seriously. But, he says he won't
be crushed if he loses.
Bono says you take your best
shot and "if it doesn't happen, it
doesn't happen."
EXCELLENCE
THROUGH
EDUCATION
by Toni Ross
News Writer
Edinboro's Newspaper
Honored
The Spectator
Edinboro University's
newspaper, "The Spectator," has
received a first class rating in the
Associated Collegiate Press
(ACP) contest. This is the fourth
consecutive year Edinboro's
paper has been recognized as one
of the nation's top collegiate
publications.
Out of the possible 4,150
points possible, the "Spectator"
scored 3,248 points which
qualified it for a first class
ranking plus three Marks of
Distinction.
Areas evaluated include
coverage and content, writing
and editing, layout and design,
photography and student work
credit.
Mercyhurst Experiences
Recent Crime Spree
The Merciad
"The Merciad," Mercyhurst's
college newspaper has issued a
security warning to all of its
readers.
According to an article
published in the "Merciad,"
many students' cars have been
victimized by random shooting
with a pellet gun or by the use of
some blunt object.
Another crime being
committed at Mercyhurst is
prank phone calls. Twelve girls
have received obscene phone
calls from an unidentified caller
and two of them have been
targeted more than once.
There are no suspects in either
of the crimes.
Kutztown University
Student Arrested For
Terroristic Threats
The Keystone
A Kutztown University student
was recently arrested and
arraigned on charges of
harassment, disorderly conduct,
making terroristic threats,
possessing an instrument of a
crime, carrying a prohibited
offensive weapon and recklessly
endangering another person.
Darryl R. Rousey, 18, of
Coatesville, was arrested by KU
Public Safety on September 19
following an investigation that
was initiated by a report that
Rousey had threatened another
student with a knife.
Rousey was sent to the Berks
County Prison and bail was set at
$2,000.
Pre-registration
for the 1992
Spring Semester
will begin on
October 14 and
end on
November 8.
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Will Bonilla Get
Better Offer?
Pirates outfielder Bobby
Bonilla is finding himself in the
same position Sid Bream was in
last year.
Bonilla says he is 99 percent
sure he will be playing
somewhere else next season.
The Pirates have offered
Bonilla 16.8 million dollars over
four seasons, but Bonilla figures
he can land a five year deal
worth about 25 million dollars.
Bus Crash
Injures 108
State police said it was one of
the chartered buses that set off
Monday's chain reaction crash
injuring students on their way to
a fair in Lancaster County. The
five buses were carrying pupils
from the Northeast Middle
School in the Reading Area
school district to the
Pennsylvania Renaissance Fair
in Morent Hope. Apparently, the
last bus in the caravan passed a
garbage truck and pulled in
behind the other buses, cutting
off the driver of the truck. The
truck hit the last bus causing a
chain reaction crash that injured
108 people.
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Computer assisted art classes added
to Clarion University's curriculum
Computers continue to be the
newest tool in nearly all forms of
education and art is no
exception.
The Clarion University
Department of Art took its initial
step into the computer age this
fall by offering two computer
assisted art classes for the first
time. The new computer
laboratory is in the Marwick-
Boyd Fine Arts Building.
James Flahaven, assistant
professor of art, is teaching a
fine arts course in computer
assisted art, and Charles Dugan,'
assistant professor of art, is
teaching a class in computer
applications in commercial
design. Four Commodore
Amiga 500 computers are
currently available to the 16
students enrolled in the courses.
"Computers were the next
logical step in art," said
Flahaven. "We use the computer
as an art tool just like we would
any other art material. We
received the equipment last
October and trained on it during
the winter. These computers are
extremely user friendly and
students can usually learn how to
use them as they go."
The $9,600 grant to purchase
the new computers was obtained
from the Clarion University
Foundation, a private
organization designed for the
support of Clarion University.
Its nearly $2 million in assets
obtained through contributions is
used entirely to support
programs and scholarships at
Clarion University.
"We are pleased and grateful
that the Clarion Foundation
provided the money to purchase
the equipment," said Flahaven.
"We felt that if we waited longer
we might not have had the
chance to get the computers at
their current prices. They are an
extremely effective teaching
tool."
The computer equipment
allows the user to accomplish a
number of creative effects with
the computers. With the use of a
digitizer, a movie camera type
setup, objects placed in front of
it may be brought up on the
computer screen and stored for
use. Anything stored in the
computer's memory can be
modified, and even crudely
animated. The computer's
keyboard allows for text copy to
be added to anything created.
"I like the graphics potential of
these computers," said Dugan.
"The digitizer is handy in
commercial art work based on
photography. We can take a
Polaroid image of anything, use
the digitizer on the photo, and
then modify it on the computer
until it reflects an individual's
specific concerns."
The department's goal is to
establish permanent computer
graphic art courses. Flahaven
and Dugan are working to
accomplish that goal.
"Our aim is to have the first
permanent courses next fall,"
said Dugan. "We would like to
have at least three courses, one
in the language of computer
graphics, one concerning fine
arts applications and one
involving the commercial
applications of computer
graphics."
"These courses gives students
more background to make them
employable," said Flahaven.
"Most companies are now using
computers in some part of their
operations."
"I feel this could be a very
popular area and provide an
opportunity for the art
department to see a significant
expansion in enrollment,"
commented Dugan.
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Special News Feature
Educators scramble to change course
content due to recent Soviet upheaval
by Dorilec Raybuck
News Staff Writer
The recent restructuring in the
Soviet Union has led to many
changes in Soviet study
programs at colleges and
universities across the United
States.
The failed coup in the U.S.S.R.
and collapse of communism
there and in Eastern Europe have
left United States scholars
scrambling to update Soviet
history, political science,
geography, sociology and culture
programs. Soviet studies
programs will still exist as they
do today, but more emphasis will
now be placed on the individual
republics.
Dr. Tu, a political science
professor at Clarion University,
said that his curriculum must be
continually updated. His
students report on current events
in order to keep up with the fast
paced changes.
Dr. Howe, a geography
professor at Clarion, said he too
must update his lectures and
because of the border changes
his maps of the Soviet Union
must be replaced.
"Scholars have been forced to
examine their assumptions about
the Soviet Society," said Dr. S.
Frederick Starr, president of
Arthur Barlow Photo
Gary Morgan of the People to People delegation holds the
first edition of the Kiev University student newspaper.
Looking on are two Soviet faculty members and the
student editor.
REMINDER TO
STUDENTS:
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of coupons
may be picked
up in 114
Harvey.
Aberlin College in Ohio and an
expert on Soviet affairs. "One
assumption is that Russian and
Soviet society is inevitably
passive and inert and therefore
only the leadership. . . brings
about change. We looked at the
society too often from the top
down rather than the bottom up."
Now, educators are making a
push to study the Soviets from
the bottom up. A process that
involves learning about the
ethnic and religious backgrounds
of the people and the history of
the 15 different republics in
which they live.
Some of the republics are
declaring independence and
some are joining the union. It is
yet to be seen how far in the
direction of independence the
republics will go. Although
officially, the country is still
correctly referred to as the Union
of Soviet Socialist Republics,
this will change as the republics
declare their independence. The
individual republics now have
more power than they did in the
past. Greater emphasis, at higher
levels of education , is being put
on the individual repbulics. Dr.
Starr commented, "We have to
deal with many different cultures
and religions. We have to
refocus our values." He added
that the number of specialized
republic experts is small
nationwide.
Soviet studies and Russian
language students in the past
have worked almost exclusively
for the government or for
academia. Those opportunities
still exist with greater
possibilities, but new relations
with individual republics have
provided new interests for those
in business, language translation
and politics since, now,
embassies should emerge in each
republic.
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St. Basil's Church and Lenin's Mausoleum in Red Square.
Soviets) will always be
important to put situations into a
broader context," said Borys
Gudziak, a Ukrainian history
graduate student at Harvard who
specializes in Slavic church
history. "But up until now, the
political, cultural and ethnic
context of the individual cultures
were hard to find because of the
politics. . ." in the former Soviet
Union, which led to a lack of
information. That is the primary
reason ethnic and historical
studies of the republics has taken
so long to arrive in the U.S.
Currently, publishing
companies, map makers and
others who produce classroom
materials are scrambling to
update texts, make revisions and
offer more information about the
individual republics.
Still, generally speaking,
gaining access to information in
the Soviet Union will be a slow
process.
"I started working on my thesis
in 1988 and I spent six months in
Kiev after the thaw
[communism] had just hit,"
Gudziak said. "It still took me a
month to get a library card and
then four months to get into the
archives."
The reformation process in the
Soviet Union will take years.
There is a great possibility that
"things will get worse before
they get better," fears Dr. Tu.
"The Russian commitment to
reformation was shown when
they defeated the coup attempt."
Tu fears the Soviets will have a
great deal of problems with the
individual republics because they
have no central control or any
mechanisms to resolve disputes.
"We are lucky in the United
States," Tu replied, " to have a
supremacy clause to deal with
conflicts and disputes."
Although the communist
system has collapsed, freedom
and democracy have not been
fully employed by the Soviet
Union.
"Eventually the State Council
will give way to a new union of
sovereign states, but no one
knows when or what the union
will look like," stated
Newsweek.
There is still the possibility of
another coup attempt if the
economic situation worsens.
Whatever the case, history has
been changed forever.
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C & C Music Factory L
'gonna make you sweat'
C & C Music Factory jams into
Clarion on Sunday, October 13lh
for a slammin' concert with
Rythm Syndicate at 8:00 p.m. in
Tippin Gymnasium.
C & C is a product of Robert
Clivilles and David Cole. Their
partnership has produced remix
hits for Natalie Cole, New Kids
on the Block, Grace Jones and
Luther Vandross. Their biggest
hit so far has been the
assemblage of newcomers
album demonstrates the witty rap
lyrics of Freedom in "Things
That Make You Go Hmm. . .,"
"A Groove of Love" and "Here
We Go, Let's Rock and Roll."
Zelma Davis also makes her
recording debut with C & C
Music Factory. Her outstanding
vocals can be heard on "Just a
Touch of Love," "Live Happy"
and "Let's Get Funky."
Rythm Syndicate, the opener
for C & C, has had hits with their
Karyn White, Stephanie Mills
and Donnie Osmond.
Now out on their own with
bassist John Nevin, drummer
Kevin Cloud, guitarist Mike
McDonald and sax player Rob
Mingrino, Rythm Syndicate has
hits of their own.
Rythm Syndicate and C & C
Music Factory will make Clarion
sweat on Sunday, October 13 at
8:00 p.m. in Tippin Gymnasium.
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Oct 12 Homecoming, Football vs. Kutztown,
2 p.m.
ALF Parade, (Main St.), noon
Oct 13 Alcohol Awareness Week begins
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CCM, Father Sayers provide security, belonging for
Clarion students during college transition period
by Germaine Butz
Special to Features
Father Monty Sayers claims
the largest parish in Clarion
County: Clarion University of
Pennsylvania.
Of the 6,000 students who
attend CUP full-time, about
3,000 are Catholic. About 48 are
active in Catholic Campus
Ministry (CCM).
Of his "parish," Monty Sayers
says: "One thing I appreciate in
young people's lives is they are
free to make choices. For a lot
of students, this is the time in
their lives when they may choose
not to participate in the religious
tradition. I try to respect that. I
don't try to strong-arm people.
That's an important part of
discovery."
About 2,000 of the 3,000
student-Catholics live on
campus, so Father Sayers and his
Catholic Campus Ministry in
Room 24 of Becht Hall are never
without work. Father Sayers
calls CCM "a bridge" for
students of all ages.
"It's a bridge between the ages
of 18 — when traditionally young
people leave home and
Confirmation instruction is
ended — and the mid-to late-20s
when people marry and have
families and get reactivated in
terms of religious
affiliation — generally with the
birth of their first child," Father
Sayers says.
Father Sayers has been CCM
minister since his assignment as
parochial vicar at Immaculate
Conception Parish in Clarion in
June 1987.
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himself on the level of the
students. That ability, Spindler
says, "makes it easier to talk to
him and talk about things you
don't ordinarily talk to a priest
about."
CCM, Spindler says, also
helps. Catholic students have a
chance to "get away from the
hustle and bustle of campus
life— classes and stuff — to go
and reflect and take a breather
from everything else that is
going on."
CCM is a model of Christian
living that seems to be embraced
at CUP.
Mary Rose Ditz, a member of
the CCM board of directors and
the representative to United
Campus Ministry, a multi-
denominational group of
ministers who serve the spiritual
needs of students, adds: "I think
there's a need for support when
the college students come to
college. They lack security.
They need peer groups. If the
Campus Ministry doesn't
provide it, they will find a source
of security in other places.
That's why I think we're so
important."
Mimi Benjamin of St. Mary's
has been a member of CCM
since she started at CUP. A
graduate student, she is a
representative to the CCM board
and is a lector at Immaculate
Conception.
"I think campus ministry helps
provide a nice transition for
students when they leave home
and come to the university, when
they leave their home church and
start attending Immaculate
Conception," Benjamin says. "I
don't think students will go to a
church they don't feel
comfortable in. CCM helps
them feel they belong — not just
outsiders attending while they
are here."
Joining the chorus of voices is
Missy Lecher, a CUP undergrad
and member of the Newman
Association on campus.
4 I wasn't really active in
church life at home. I attended
church every week. It has
changed a lot since I came here.
I'm trying to get involved with
Eucharistic ministry back
home," Lecher says. "It's
opened my eyes. I can come to
CCM for support and talk about
personal things — the Newman
Association has made a big
difference loo."
"A lot of limes people will ask
me to look after their student and
tell them to come to Mass,"
Father Sayers says. "I'm not a
moral watchdog. My style of
campus ministry is to be places
and to be with students."
Regardless, Mass attendance is
good. Allaying parental fears, he
estimates that about 500 students
attend weekend Masses.
"When you take into
consideration the university says
60 percent of the students go
home on the weekends, that is
pretty remarkable. They say
attendance is better than it has
ever been," Father Sayers says.
CCM's Ditz attributes some of
the high Mass attendance to the
fact that about 50 university
faculty are members of
Immaculate Conception. Many
of those faculty are lectors,
greeters and Eucharistic
ministers.
Says Ditz: "That kind of
ministering for students is really
important."
CCM offers Masses on
Saturdays at 5:30 p.m., and
Sundays at 7:30, 9 and 11:30
a.m. and 1 p.m. The Newman
Association meets Wednesday
evenings for what they call
"faith, fellowship and fun."
While some parents may worry
about their children who are
away at school, Father Sayers
offers reassurance. "I'm
continuously humbled," he says,
"by the maturity of students in
aspects of their faith life."
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What do you like
best about
ALF Week?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Gregg S. Bachner
Dustin Simpson
Freshman, Biology
"When I use my imagination, this week may
seem in some way different from all others. . ."
Debbie Huffman
Sophomore, Communication
"I like to go off on everything fresh,
then chill.
Jackie Johnston
Junior, Elementary Education
"AH the excitement that it brings to this
little town. And partying!"
Lori Robb
Junior, Management
"All the fun, all the people
and all the parties."
Brian Vernile
Sophomore, Accounting
"Drinking a whole lot of beer."
Cassie Decker
Senior, Geography
"Seeing all the activities,
and the great parties."
Mike Moore
Junior, Physics
"The anticipation of 'festivities' associated
with ALF Week and Homecoming Weekend."
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Tempting food, entertainment
awaits ALF-bound students
by Nichole Herron and
Janet Lindeman
Features Staff Writers
The sights and sounds on Main
Street this week are more
exciting than usual. The streets
are crowded with people of all
ages who are looking for good
food and good times. Clarion
students can take a break from
studying and spend an evening
playing games, riding rides and
eating various foods with their
friends and signifigant others.
The annual Autumn Leaf
Festival is sure to offer
something that everyone will
enjoy.
One of the main attractions on
Main Street is a variety of food
stands, which range from ethnic
foods to good 'ole wings. Some
of the types of food offered
which you might want to
experiment with are "Ken &
Judy's" fried veggies,
"Provenzale's" steak
sandwiches, "Fowler's Taffy,"
"South of the Border's" Mexican
food, "The Bamboo Palace's"
Chinese food, "Stromboli Land"
and "S & R's" Italian specialty
foods. Other types of food
offered are gyros, pcrogies, apple
dumplings, candy apples and
cinnamon rolls. And as always,
there are the traditional offerings
of hamburgers, cotton candy and
pizza.
Our personal favorite was
"Hyo Sook's Entree's." Just the
aroma of the steak and peppers
cooking made our mouths water.
The dinner we sampled included
steak teriyaki, fried rice and a
choice of shrimp, chicken or
beef eggroll. For dessert, there
are fried bananas and fortune
cookies. "Hyo Sook" is offering
a special to all students which
includes five of cither dessert for
one dollar. The fried bananas are
delicious. "Hyo Sook's
Entree's" also offers many other
varieties of Chinese food.
The two other main attractions
this week are the games and
rides which are located in the
courthouse square. The different
rides include the "Sea Ray,"
better known as the "Pirate
Ship," the "Sizzler," which
resembles the "Scrambler,"
"Super Loop," a type of
rollercoaster, and a variety of
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Area children especially get a kick out of ALF Week.
"kiddy rides." Some of the
games available for play include
the duck pond, "Bank-a-Ball,"
"Frog Bog" and Skee Ball.
Activities such as "Make-a-
Bottle," "Basketball for Cancer"
and "Air Painting" also provide
creative enjoyment for the
carnival goer.
Once again, the Autumn Leaf
Festival is going to be a fun-
filled weekend. When you head
downtown, make sure you take
lots of money, bundle up tight
and have loads of fun.
SAMS provides support, funds to combat disease
(New York, NY)-After seven
successful years at colleges
nationwide, Students Against
Multiple Sclerosis (SAMS)
begins its eighth year on campus
and is looking for students to
lead the program. Larry
Hausner, marketing division vice
president for the National
Multiple Sclerosis Society,
explains, "SAMS is a national
student movement aimed to
increase public awareness of
multiple sclerosis and to
establish long-term fund raising
and volunteer support for the
National Multiple Sclerosis
Society. Students enjoy the
activities they participate in for
SAMS while fighting a disease
which commonly affects their
own age group."
SAMS largest fund raising
activity is the ROCK ALIKE
contest. ROCK ALIKE is a
national lip-sync contest in
which students impersonate their
favorite rock stars while raising
money for multiple sclerosis.
The contest culminates with the
national finals held live on MTV
during their spring break
programming. Other fund
raisers held on campus include
SKIP-A-MEAL FOR MS, Hair
Cut-Athons, Dance Marathons,
Faculty Auctions, Can Shakes
and many other events designed
by students.
As a SAMS chairperson, a
student learns invaluable skills in
marketing, public relations,
special events coordination,
financial management and
leadership. SAMS offers the
perfect opportunity for students
interested in gaining hands-on
experience in these areas.
Since 1985, SAMS has grown
from 12 campuses to over 150,
involving thousands of students
across the country. SAMS has
also received endorsement of
major companies including
General Foods/Maxwell House
Coffee, Parker Brothers, Maxell,
Hertz and many national
students organizations, including
Sigma Pi and Theta Xi
Fraternities.
Highlights of last year's
program include the University
of Missouri/Columbia raising a
record of $57,000. Among other
top schools who contributed
were the University of
Texas/Austin, University of
Missouri/Rolla, Millersville
University and Buckncll
University.
Multiple sclerosis is a chronic,
often disabling neurological
disease that "short circuits" the
central nervous systems of 200
young adults every week. An
estimated quarter of a million
Americans have multiple
sclerosis. There is no known
cause or cure, but there is hope
through the vital biomedical
research efforts supported by the
National Multiple Sclerosis
Society and through local health
care services for persons with
MS.
-Courtesy of the National
Multiple Sclerosis Society
Don't miss
Clarion's drama
production,
"The Night of
the Zombies"
Little Theater
8 p.m.
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IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
CATHOLIC CAMPUS MINISTRY
AND THE NEWMAN ASSOCIATION
WELCOME BACK
ALUMNI PARENTS,
AND FRIENDS
TO
CLARION UNIVERSITY'S
1991
HOMECOMING
AND
ALF. WEEK
ACTIVITIES
JOIN US FOR MASS AX.F. WEEKEND;
( SAT. - 5:30 p.m.
& SUN. - 7:30, 9:00, 11:30 a.m. & 1:00 p.m.
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ALBUM REVIEW:
Bryan Adams is mediocre alarm clock in his
latest rele ase, "Waking Up the Neighbors"
by Dan Coyle
Features Staff Writer
1/2
Hot Spots: There Will
Never Be Another Tonight
Depend on Me
I Do It For You
When "(Everything I Do) I Do
It For You" came out of nowhere
and almost instantly became the
number one single in the
country, Bryan Adams showed
the music industry that he was
back— but not with a fury. His
fifth album, "Waking Up The
Neighbors," contains fifteen
tracks that prove Adams has
been busy during the four years
since his last album charted.
The best way to describe
Adams' new material is to sav it
is a cross between his third (and
most successful) album
"Reckless," and 1987's "Into
The Fire." Most fans seem to
rank "Reckless" as Adam's best,
and the less successful "Into The
Fire" as mediocre. Falling in
between this area is the
consistent music on "Waking Up
the Neighbors."
Leading off side one are three
similar uptempo pop songs, one
being the current hit "Can't Stop
This Thing We Started," which is
one of the album's highlights
These three set the pace for the
remaining rock tracks, which are
stacked against four ballads,
such as the extremely popular
"Everything I Do. . ."
Unfortunately, nothing at all
jumps out as hitbound singles or
non-commercial favorites. For
example, "Reckless" produced
six singles plus fan favorites like
"Kids Wanna Rock" and "She's
Only Happy When She's
Dancing." Here, the energy
level was high and endless, but
on "Waking Up the Neighbors,"
the energy and life in the output
is minimal. There's something
missing — which is primarily
why this package can't compare
to "Reckless." However,
"Waking Up the Neighbors" will
easily fair better than "Into The
Finv" which only saw "Heat of
the Night" and "Hearts on Fire"
on the charts.
Making the music are the same
five fine musicians that
performed on the past three
Bryan Adams' albums. Keith
Scott (guitars), Dave Taylor
(bass), Mickey Curry (drums)
amj Bryan Adams (rhythm
guitar) are the foundation, with a
couple different keyboardists
stepping in on many songs,
primarily utilizing a Hammond
Organ. Looking back at the
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music these guys created on past
albums, I'm convinced that their
abilities are not displayed well
on the new material. . .there are
no performance standouts.
Although fifteen songs allow
plenty of options for choosing
hits and favorites, it's still
difficult finding any. The album
is not bad, but it didn't live up to
my expectations. There is not
enough energy in the music to
keep the listener's attention for
the 75-minute marathon, but
"Waking Up the Neighbors"
should keep the name, Bryan
Adams, respected in the music
industry.
CAMPUS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 10
* V-Ball at Allegheny
* UAB Homecoming Dance
9pm
'Intramural Roster due
(bowling, badminton,
foul shooting)
•WCUC's Car Smash Bash
4pm- 12pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
(Little Theater)
Sun Oct. 13
* ALF autorama
* ALF Planetarium Show
3pm
* C &C Music Factory
(Tippin Gym) 8pm
* Alchol Awareness Week
Begins
Fri Oct. 11
* December Graduation
Applications due
today
* ALF Battle of the bands
(Chapel) 7pm
* ALF Planetarium show
7pm
* WCUC's Car Smash Bash
Live Remotes
4pm - 1am
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 8pm
Mon Oct. 14
* Pre-registration begins
for 1992 spring
Semester
Sat Oct. 12
* HOMECOMING
* Football vs. Kutztown 2pm
* ALF Parade 12noon
* Tennis vs. Pitt 3pm
* Book Center extended
hours
9:30am -6:30pm
* Drama Prod "The Night of
the Zombies" 9pm
"WCUC's Car Smash Bash
Live Remotes
9am - 1am
Tues Oct. 15
* Tennis vs. Duquesne
* V-Ball vs. Slippery Rock
Wed Oct. 16
Thur Oct. 17
* Tennis at PSAC
Tournament
* UAB Presents Jerry Ellis
(Chapel) 8:15pm
Fri Oct. 18
* Tennis at PSAC
Tournament
* CIA East Asian Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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PEACE CORPS world wise PuZzLe
For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in more than 80 nations around the
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
West African nation about half
the size of Illinois, the coastal
area of which was once used
as a home for blacks
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ARIES - March 21/April 20
You could receive some overtime
pay this week, It may have com-
pletely slipped your mind. ..but
don't spoil loved ones, even if they
are giving you a hard time. Romance
. should be wonderful around mid-
week. You feel very enthusiastic
about a new relationship, either
friendly or romantic.
TAURUS- April 21/May 21
This is a time for planning — any
kind of planning, but more especial-
ly planning anything in connection
with others at home. Tor those oi
you who want to acquire property,
it's a week when what's desirable
comes to your attention by chance
-- and you stand a good chance of
getting it if you take prompt action,
OEMINI- May 22 June 21
A new contract becomes available to
you around this time. It's a very
good week for seeking benefits from
official sources. The stars also favor
those of you seeking membership in
clubs, societies or other organized
groups. It's an eventful time social-
ly; invitations from new friends
forthcoming now could lead to visit-
ing unfamiliar places.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
A week which will bring pleasant
surprises to relieve the monotony of
the commonplace. Be quick to take
full advantage of what the cosmos
has to offer, especially in accepting
invitations, and opportunities to
move in new social circles. Busi-
ness-wise, a good time to join a
trade network.
LEO - July 23/August 23
Don't overdo things, as you may not
have your usual amount of energy. A
lazy weekend would do you a world
of good. Exciting news from far
away could put an encouraging light
on something you've been planning
recently. Throughout the week you'll
feel determined to improve money
matters.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
A very good time for making a start
on anything new; no need to hide
yourself under a rock this week —
the more attention you draw to your-
self, your views on life, your pro-
gressive and humanitarian views, the
better. There's a strong emphasis on
happy family life.
LIBRA - September 23/0ct 23
Now is not the time to begin a new
relationship. Any decisions on love
could lead to disaster later. Leave
yourself more time to broaden your
career horizons before worrying
about the homefront. You will meet
a new friend at your workplace.
Show them your very best face.
SCORPIO - October 24/Nov 22
It leelmg adventurous, now is the
time to get off the heaten track and
explore unfamiliar territory Ideas
racing through your mind have the
stamp of originality on them, so give
them a try. Opportunity could beck-
on from abroad — especially for
those of you looking around for
potential!) profitable stocks
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23 Dec 21
Financially, likely to be u peak week
of 1991 - with more gained than
expected. You'll be coming more
and more into the loiefionl at \ out-
place ot work, adding to your pres-
tige there. Socially, prospects arc
exciting, with entertainment on a
grand scale.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22 Jan 20
You get the green light this week —
the all-clear signal for speeding
ahead in any new direction which
appeals to you. Plan your future
now, as new vistas are opening up
before your eyes. These may have to
do with people or concerns abroad
— or at least at a distance from your
present location.
AQUARIUS - January 21/Eeb IX
It's what is going on behind the
scenes that is important this week —
this could do much to lend support
to the plans you have for self-
advancement. If you're connected
with any large organization, changes
that are in the air there will work to
your advantage. Take-overs or merg-
ers could be imminent.
PISCES - Eebruary 1 9/ March 20
Get ahead with the essential tasks
early -- then gel ready to have fun
for the remainder of the week See
that you are stocked with food and
drinks, lor some unexpected guests
are a possibility. Sports activities,
outings with youngsters, etc. may be
in your plans.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months:
Life is certainly not a bowl of cher-
ries for you at the moment, and a
series of planetary aspects during
your anniversary week can only
make you aware that partners are not
going to be cooperative and support-
ive. However, in no wa> does this
mean that you should abandon ideas
and projects which would lead to an
important career change. Your stars
will be aligning into a better position
soon, so don't make any rash deci-
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AASU strives to provide campus unity
through social, educational programs
by Tina Stallworth
Contributing Writer
The 1991-92 AASU hopes to
bring minorities and non-
minorities together on this
campus, through social as well
as educational events. However,
both parties must be willing to
make this a top priority.
The AASU Executive board
would like to remind all non-
minorities that when there is an
educational and/or social event
sponsored by the AASU,
everyone is welcome to attend
despite what you may think or
hear. After all, the purpose of
the AASU is to promote black
consciousness on an academic,
social and community level. As
the saying goes, this is not just a
"black thing," but rather a
cultural one.
This year's executive board
members consist of: President-
Michelle Lanier, Vice President-
Stacey Williams, Treasurer-
Howard Dean, Academic
Retention-Chris Jones, Public
Relations-Jack Shannon,
Corresponding Secretary-Sara
Jackson, Political Actions Chair-
Tina Stallworth and Cultural
Environment-Joe Rainey.
Although the organization's
budget has been cut in half from
the past, it still continues to
strive for excellence. Some of
the events that took place last
year include the Chill Factor
International, a reggae band,
poet and playwright Beatrice
Burton Kennedy and the annual
Celebration of Black Art Week
which takes place in April.
This year the board hopes to
continue to bring programs that
will enhance the understanding
and recognition of this diverse
population.
Pat Klena/Clarion Call
The AASU Executive Board welcomes all CUP students to educational and social events
sponsored by AASU.
NBS establishes Clarion chapter
by Amy Gerkin
Features Staff Writer
The Biology Club. The
Psychology Club. The
Marketing Association. There is
at least one club or society for
students of all majors and
interests. And now, the students
interested in on-air broadcasting
are not left in the dark, thanks to
the National Broadcasting
Society (NBS), also known as
Alpha Epsilon Rho.
NBS, is a strong
communication organization
with chapters from coast to
coast. With Dr. Allan Larson as
advisor and senior Dan Coyle as
president, the honorary fraternity
is off to an ambitious start in
their second semester here at
Clarion University.
The purpose of NBS is to
provide close, working
relationships between media
professionals and the students to
prepare them to enter the
broadcasting field.
As a national organization,
NBS chapters attend local
meetings as well as both regional
and national conventions. Last
spring, Clarion University was
chartered at the National
Convention in Los Angeles,
California. The NBS National
Convention will be held at
Washington, D.C. this spring.
Dr. Larson gives most of the
credit to Indiana University of
PA for Clarion's strong,
ambitious start. Representatives
from I.U.P. came to Clarion last
semester and discussed the start
of a possible chapter here.
Students and advisors agreed and
organized their own chapter.
Like most organizations, NBS
has their own fundraiser. They
support the national cause of
Tourette's Syndrome, which is a
brain/speech disfunction.
In addition to the national
conventions and fundraisers, the
local Clarion chapter of NBS
also plans informal activities.
Scholarships will also be offered
to those communication majors
in broadcasting who are NBS
members.
Applications are now being
taken for new members who are
interested in or signifigantly
involved with broadcasting
activities. Students who meet
the specific requirements will be
invited to share the experience of
NBS/Alpha Epsilon Rho and
develop the skills necessary to
compete in the broadcasting
industry.
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Senior Dan Coyle serves as president for the new
honorary broadcasting fraternity, Alpha Epsilon Rho.
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Clarion loses two straight
PS AC -West conference games
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Staff Writer
There was a common joke
being spread a year ago that
Steeler's quarterback Bubby
Brister couldn't get into his
house. . . because the word
endzone was painted on his front
door and he couldn't get near it
(I would be sympathetic, Steeler
fans but, I don't think that you
like Bubby anyway).
The Clarion University Golden
Eagles must have felt like the
butt of a Brister joke last
Saturday afternoon as they were
moving the football well but, just
couldn't reach the endzone
enough times to upset the, now
4-1, Edinboro Fighting Scots.
'Boro left Clarion with it's first
conference victory in as many
games defeating our Golden
Eagles, 17-9.
Edinboro received first and
didn't waste any time getting
points on the big screen.
Edinboro received the Paul
Cramer opening kick at their
own 10 yard line and took it all
the way to the Clarion 41 for a
49 yard return. 'Boro then
looked to 1990 star Lester Frye
to amass some yardage. Finally,
a 22 yard aerial from quarterback
Jody Dickerson to wideout
Latecf Walters set up
Dickcrson's two yard
touchdown. The Fighting Scots
were up early at 7-0.
The Golden Eagles seemed to
be answering the 'Boro drive
with one of their own on their
first possession. But after
gaining 46 yards in close to four
minutes, Myers threw two
straight incomplctions halting
the drive at the Edinboro 29 (out
of Cramer's range). It was
apparent that the nasty winds of
Clarion would be playing with
punts, kicks and passes all day.
Or maybe, the football gods just
would rather have seen a run
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Clarion receiver Tim Smith (29) high-steps his way past an Edinboro defender in last
Saturday's game. Smith grabbed six passes for 121 yards and one touchdown.
dominated game this day.
After six straight changes of
possession, someone finally got
something going. But to the
dismay of Golden Eagle fans, it
was 'Boro again.
The Fighting Scots again
began their scoring drive to start
a quarter, this time the second
quarter. Dickerson hit Walters
for an 18 yard strike, followed
by another to Walters two plays
later for 16 yards. Driving all the
way to the Clarion nine yard
line, Clarion's Dusty Stockslager
prevented a TD drive by sacking
Dickerson on third down and
seven. Edinboro settled for a
wind-aided 30 yard field goal to
up the lead to 10 points.
Edinboro 10, Clarion 0.
Trying to stay in the contest,
the Golden Eagles again
answered with an impressive
drive. Myers completed an 18
yard pass to his most frequent
target of the day, Tim Smith.
Myers then ran through the
middle for five yards. Tailback
Art Gregory (now in for starter
Damien Henry) rushed twice to
the Edinboro 39. Myers again hit
Smith for 18 yards. After a loss
and two incompletions, Lady
Luck and Mother Nature teamed
up to keep the hosts off of the
scoreboard. Paul Cramer's 40
yard field goal attempt into the
wind hit the cross-bar on the
goal post and bounced back
towards the field. No good.
Cramer would get another
chance three possessions later.
Starting at the 50, with 1:25 to
go in the half, Clarion finally
meant business. Two Myers
completions to tight end Tim
Brown and wideout Art Walker
put the Golden Eagles down to
the 33 of Edinboro, with only 38
seconds left. Henry gained four
and Myers hit Smith for 19 more
yards. Clarion stood at the 10
yard line, but had no timeouts
remaining. The Scots gave them
another shot at the endzone by
calling timeout, because they had
twelve men on the field. A
Myers pass was incomplete, so
Cramer chipped in a 27 yard
field goal to end the half. Clarion
would begin the second half just
one touchdown behind.
On CUP's second possession
of the second half, Tim Myers
threw an interception to 'Boro's
Mario Houston on the Clarion 42
yard line. Seven straight Derrick
Russell runs led Edinboro to
another score. Edinboro upped
its lead to 17-3.
The scoreboard flashed 17-3
until 5:59 of the fourth quarter.
With no time on the clock to
continue running the ball, CUP
started airing it out in an attempt
to get back in the game and into
the endzone for the first time.
Myers ran out of the pocket a
couple of times for 21 yards.
Three incompletions later, on
fourth and 10, Myers hit Smith
for 15 yards and a first down.
Myers finally hit the jackpot
with a 32 yard touchdown pass
to Smith. But 'Boro blocked
Cramer's PAT attempt. Clarion
would have to quickly get the
ball back, get down field to score
and then execute a two point
conversion just to tie the
Fighting Scots. It wouldn't
happen on this day, as Edinboro
defeated our Golden Eagles 17-
9. Clarion fell to 2-3, 0-2 in the
conference.
The Golden Eagles totaled
more yards than the victors,
amassing 344 total yards to
Edinboro's 304 yards. Clarion's
greatest downfall was that they
were only 3-17 in third down
conversions. They also had 10
penalties. 'Boro only had two
penalties for 10 yards.
Quarterback Tim Myers passed
for 229 yards, but only
completed 15 passes out of 44
attempts. All of Myers' passes
went to Tim Smith, Tim Brown
and Art Walker.
(Cont. on pg. 20)
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Clarion football
(Cont.frompg.19)
Smith caught six passes for 121
yards and Clarion's only
touchdown. 'Boro's Jody
Dickcrson didn't fare as well,
completing only 10 passes for
152 yards.
Gaining only 115 yards on the
ground, Clarion's Damien Henry
led with 67 yards on 19 carries.
Edinboro's Derrick Russell led
all rushers with 107 yards.
Both defenses played
outstandingly. Clarion's "D" was
led by outside linebacker Gary
Thomas with 14 tackles.
Linebacker Damon Mazoff and
lineman Carlos Warner auded 12
and 11 tackles, respectively.
Clarion's next venture is
homecoming against the
airbound offense of Kutztown on
Saturday afternoon. Kutztown's
quarterback, Andy Brcault is the
PS AC's best passer averaging 26
completions and over 332 yards
a game. He has also thrown for
19 touchdowns in 1991.
Breault's favorite target has been
Mark Steinmeyer. Stcinmcyer is
also the PSAC's best receiver
averaging 6.3 catches a game for
245 yards and six touchdowns.
Kutztown's offense is rated
second in the PS AC averaging
453 yards per game, but their
defense lacks the talent that their
offense has. The Golden Bears
defense is rated last in the
conference giving up over 421
yards of total offense a game. So
Saturday's match at Memorial
Stadium should prove to be
much more exciting than last
Saturday. Kickoff time for the
homecoming game is 2:00.
Clarion golf team finishes
third in fall PSAC's
byJeffMangus
Sports Staff Writer
The Clarion University golf
squad traveled to Lock Haven
and Clinton Country Club to take
part in the Fall PSAC's on
Monday. The golf team finished
with a combined score of 333,
eight strokes behind second
place Slippery Rock and 17
strokes behind the winner IUP.
This third place finish at the
unofficial championship of the
fall season closed an
encouraging campaign. The team
improved their standing in every
tournament that they played in.
The Clarion Linksters placed
ninth out of fourteen in their first
tourney of the season at Slippery
Rock and finished the fall season
with a fourth place finish at the
twenty team Allegheny
Invitational and a third place
finish at the nine team Fall
PSAC tournament
The Clarion golf team was led
by sophomore Joel Young who
finished in fourth place in the
PSAC's, shooting a 79. Rich
Grafton and Chris Brosius
finished second and third on the
team, shooting an 83 and an 84,
respectively. Mike Bickart shot
an 87 to finish fourth on the team
and Todd Corbeil shot a 93 to
round out Clarion's top five.
For his performance in the
PSAC's, Young was awarded the
Clarion University "Athlete of
the Week," and was recognized
at the Timeout Luncheon on
Tuesday. Young was given the
award after placing in the top
five overall in three straight
tournaments. Young also joined
another exclusive group this
week. Young and Chris Brosius
were the only golfers who shot
an even par round during the fall
season. Young shot par last week
at the Allegheny Invitational,
while Brosius shot his earlier in
the season at Furman and
Marshall.
The Golden Eagles were led
during the year by junior Rich
Grafton who averaged a 79.8.
Grafton was followed by
sophomore Todd Corbeil, 81.2
Young, 81.8; Brosius, 84.1
sophomore Ron Bickart 85.2
Don Turowski, 87; and freshman
Ron Bedee, 89.
Golf coach Bob Carlson
believes that his team's
improvement was due in part to
his players keeping their
concentration up for the entire 18
holes, something that they
struggled with in the first couple
of tourneys. Carlson said, "I'm
very pleased with the overall
performance of the team and I
am looking forward to the spring
season."
Not only can Carlson look
forward to the spring season but,
the next couple of years show an
extremely competitive team.
This year's squad consists of no
seniors and only one junior. The
Clarion University golf team will
spend their off- season
conditioning and preparing for
the spring season which starts in
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by Karen Ruud
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The Clarion Golden Eagles
tennis team continued their
winning ways last week
improving their record to 5-1,
while preparing for the
conference championships.
On Tuesday, Oct. 1, the team
played IUP. The Golden Eagles
were leading 4-2, when the
match was suspended due to
darkness.
On Wednesday, the team faced
Edinboro and won the match
easily, 9-0. Some of the top
performers of the match were
Shara Wolkomir, Lori Berk,
Darcie Ingham and Jen
Simonsen. Simonscn, a
freshman, played her first singles
match of the year and won
decisively in three sets. In
doubles action, Jen Keil and
Natalie Neelan, at #3, did an
outstanding job winning their
match easily.
Coach Terry Acker said that
the team's level of play improves
a little in each match that they
play. "We want to be playing our
best during the conference
championships and are, right
now, at a pace to do so, " said the
second year head coach.
Coach Acker also stated that
the conference championships is
a three team race between
Clarion, California and
Shippensburg. "For the first time
in a few years, there will be
more than two teams being
competitive, which makes for an
exciting championship," Acker
said. He also stated that the
championships will be very
interesting, because of the
possibility of upsets and the level
of talent of the performers.
The Golden Eagles played Pitt
and Duquesne earlier this week
and they play Bloomsburg at
home on Saturday. It will be the
last conference match before the
championships, which start
Thursday, October 17.
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Clarion s Marianne Martin prepares to volley back to her opponent in Tuesday's match
against Pitt. Martin competed in the third position for the Golden Eagles.
by Dan Parrish
Sports Staff Writer
The Clarion Lady Golden
Eagles volleyball team started
last week by losing a
heartbrcaker to California, but
rebounded nicely by beating IUP
in the Clarion "Elite 8"
Volleyball Tournament on
Saturday.
The last event for the Lady
Spikers was on Friday and
Saturday, when they hosted their
own tournament. They knew
going into the tourney that they
would be facing such
powerhouses as Shippensburg,
IUP and Gannon.
They faced Shippensburg in
the first match, but were
unsuccessful at attaining a win.
They lost in four games, 3-15,
15-1, 13-15 and 7-15. Saturday,
the Lady Golden Eagles met
with Gannon and IUP. Gannon
beat Clarion in three straight
and eventually won the tourney,
a single match.
IUP proved to be a similar
adversary, but just couldn't
escape the claws of the Lady
Eagles. This match would prove
to be one of Clarion's hardest
fought matches all year. Clarion
won the battle 3-2.
Senior Linda Cunningham had
an impressive tournament,
collecting a total of 26 kills and
34 digs. She was also honored as
Clarion's "Co-Athlete of the
Week." Cunningham was also
named as the PSAC-West
"Player of the Week." Wendy
Ellenbcrger also put on an
awesome display with 73 of the
team's 78 assists.
The team began the second
half of their conference schedule
on Tuesday, taking on IUP, once
again. Right now, the team is 1-4
in conference play, but the
coaches feel that could work to
their advantage with teams
thinking that Clarion will be an
easy team to beat
After IUP, the team travels to
Allegheny tonight. Then on
Saturday, the team faces off with
Shippensburg at 1:00 p.m., in
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Sports Opinion
Bucs and Twins favored in 1991 playoffs
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
1991 was a tremendous year to
be a baseball fan. There have
been a number of individual
accomplishments as well as
outstanding team performances.
And, yes, there have been some
downfalls. But that is why
baseball is such a great game. So
without further ado, let's make
some predictions for the
upcoming playoffs and give a
little insight on who might win
baseball's coveted awards.
Awards. The "Comeback
Player of the Year" award for the
NL in 1991 is a little shady. The
only person I can think of is John
Smiley. The Bucco lefty suffered
an arm injury last season which
left him on the DL most of the
year. This year, Smiley has come
back to win 20 games. And
although his ERA reached above
3.66, his strikeout to walk ratio
was an impressive 3:1. The only
other player that I can think of
for this honor is Terry Pendleton.
But most people feel he is more
of a MVP candidate. I know that
he re'llly hasn't "come back"
-f/om anything, but he deserves
this award more than he deserves
the MVP.
Chili Davis is clearly the
"Comeback Player of the Year"
for the AL. Davis finished the
1991 season with a .277 batting
average and a .507 slugging
percentage. He also had 29 taters
and 93 ribbies for Minnesota.
Not bad, considering that no one
except the Twins was willing to
give him a contract for this
season.
The voters for the Cy Young
Award for this year should have
no problem coming up with the
names. Roger Clemens is simply
the best pitcher in either league.
Although there were four
pitchers better in the win column
than Clemens, he still led the AL
in ERA (2.62), strikeouts (241),
innings pitched (271) and
shutouts (4). This just goes to
show you how meaningless a
pitcher's win/loss record can be.
Tom Glavine is my choice for
the NL Cy Young Award.
Glavine carried the Braves' staff
through the middle part of the
season, when they needed it the
most. He finished the season
with 20 wins, he was third in
ERA (2.55), third in K's (192)
and first in complete games (9).
Glavine was a workhorse for
Atlanta and he should give
Pittsburgh troubles with
excellent control.
The Astros' Jeff Bagwell will
win the NL "Rookie of the Year"
award, receiving a few more
votes than Pittsburgh's Orlando
Merced. Scott Erickson is the
obvious choice for AL "Rookie
of the Year." He posted 20
victories for the Twins. He also
had five complete games, three
shutouts and pitched over 200
innings. Besides, he has no
competition for this honor.
There will be much debate
over who wins this year's MVP's
from both leagues. Cecil Fielder
and Jose Canseco had
tremendous years for their
respective ball clubs but I really
feel that the true MVP for the
AL is Chicago's Frank Thomas.
Although Canseco and Fielder
have somewhat better stats in
homers and RBI's, Thomas
outranks them in almost every
other category. Thomas led the
league in walks with 138, almost
30 walks better than anyone else
in baseball. He also led the
league with a .457 on-base
percentage, which is clearly a
better stat than homemns.
There are a few candidates for
National League MVP. Many
favor Terry Pendleton, who was
one of the reasons that Atlanta
went from worst to first in a
year. But my favorites for this
year's MVP are Ron Gant and
Barry Bonds. Gant finished in
third for long balls with 32, and
was a leader in runs (101) and
RBI's (105). But Bonds should
be the choice. The Pirates' left
fielder finished with a better
batting average than Gant. He
also ended in the top position in
on-base percentage with a .410
average, second place in ribbies
with 116, second in walks with
107, and fifth in stolen bases
with 43. Bonds should also earn
his second consecutive Gold
Glove in left field.
The playoffs will prove to be a
very exciting race to the finish. I
predict that Minnesota will win
the AL crown in five games.
Kirby Puckett, Chili Davis and
the Twins' pitching staff will be
the keys to success for the Twin
City team. But if Joe Carter and
Roberto Alomar have an
incredible series, the Jays could
pull it off. The unsung hero for
the series will be Minnesota
20 game winner John Smiley
catcher Brian Harper. He
finished the year batting .311 and
collected 22 stolen bases.
All you Buc fans have had
almost a month away from the
team. They won the NL East a
while ago, so you figured you
would lay low until the playoffs.
Well, it's time. The Pirates need
their fans behind them, because
they will have a rough time with
Atlanta. The Braves won the
will be a vital key to Pittsburgh's
regular season series with
Pittsburgh looking absolutely
clueless at the plate. But Bonds
has something to prove. Bonds
baited a humbling .197 during
the '90 playoffs, so look for him
to show critics that his clutch
hitting is for real. Pendleton and
Sid Bream will bring playoff
experience and leadership to the
otherwise inexperienced Braves.
Dave Justice will also have an
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
post season success.
incredible series. The unsung
hero of the NL playoffs will be
Jay Bell. He has quietly become
a major contributor to the Pirate
offense and has a solid glove at
short
It doesn't matter who will be in
the World Series. It will be
exciting. Warning: CBS
announcer Jack Buck is simply
awful. It would help if you watch
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News Clips
- National -
i
lush set to cut 'Star Wars
ashington, D.C. - The Bush administration said
uesday that it would give some thought on cutting back the
tar Wars' program. This suggestion is in regard to a recent
ioviet request
According to White House spokesman Marlin Fitzwater,
vork already has begun by the two sides to work out some
nutually acceptable agreement The cut is seen as another step
n the improved relations between the superpowers.
- State -
ill to end school strikes
arrisburg - A state senator from Bucks County planned
[o introduce amendments Wednesday to his bill that would bar
achers" strikes state-wide.
Republican senator James Greenwood has a bill pending that
odd give judges the power to decide between competing
ontract proposals.
This year, more than 50,000 students were affected by 30
[eachers' strikes. Greenwood estimates he is a few votes short
f passage for his bill.
- In This Issue -
lews
• Computers aid preregistration
Pg.5
• Public Safety Police Blotter
Pg.7
M
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Features
C &C Music Factory
Pg.9
Night of the Zombies review
Pg.13
Sports
Football team wins
Pg.19
Tennis team readies for PSAC's
Pg.21
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
bday - Sunny and not as cool. High near 65.
Viday - Continued mild and warmer. High 70.
Saturday - Mostly cloudy and cooler. 70 percent
chance of late showers. High 55-60.
Sunday - Rain throughout the day. High 60.
[onday - Partly cloudy and dry. High 40-45,
'uesday - Cool with snow flurries possible.
Opening planned for spring 1993
Construction on Riemer
Center ahead of schedule
Deanna Raulston
News Writer
The $6 million reconstruction to
Clarion University's Riemer
Student Center is currently "ahead
of schedule" according to Mr.
Dave Tomeo, director of
University Centers.
Dave Fagan, construction
manager for the Riemer project
said, "The exterior is about 95
percent complete at this time,"
There will be a computer room
containing Macintosh, IBM and
VAX terminals. Several printers
will also be available for student
convenience.
In addition to new facilities, old
facilities will be relocated to
Riemer Center. Campus
activities, including the Sequelle,
WCCB, University Activities
Board, Student Senate and the
Clarion Call will have new offices.
The bookstore will also be
problem, we will finish a lot
sooner than that."
Planning for the reconstruction
began in 1980 when the design of
the building was found to be
inadequate for a student center.
"The design of the building was
poor," said Tomeo. "It was not
equipped for total student use."
The original building had only
24,000 square feet of room.
Seventeen thousand-seven
hundred of those feet are being
The reconstruction of Riemer
director of University Centers
and the construction of the interior
is underway.
The addition to Riemer will
include several new facilities.
Three racquetball courts, a
weightlifting room and a
jazzercise room, equipped with a
compressible membrane under the
wooden floor to prevent injury,
will be installed.
A relaxation area is planned for
the rotunda, including chairs for
student gathering. A multipurpose
room will be available and
equipped with a stage with enough
power to hold a concert if needed.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Student Center is "ahead of schedule" according to Dave Tomeo,
relocated. It will be considerably
larger, containing the Greek shop
and a convenience store.
When the Eagles Den is
completed, it will have a food
court-type atmosphere, with
various choices for the students.
The students will have the option
of paying for the meal with cash,
or applying it to their Chandler
meal ticket
The University has a
committment to the contractors to
have the project completed by the
end of March, 1992. But Fagan
said, "Unless there is a major
constructed in addition to the
48,000 foot extended portion.
In the mid 1980's some of the
offices located in Riemer were
moved to Harvey Hall in
anticipation of the reconstruction.
A feasibility study was completed
in 1988 for the expansion project
and preliminary designs for the
new building were developed. At
that time, students agreed to pay
for the expansion. According to
Clarion University President
Diane Reinhard, "... I commend
the students for funding the
project They realized the value
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
In
Parenthesis
My title is taken from a prose-
poem epic by the Anglo-Welsh
artist and author David Michael
Jones, 1895-1974. In this epic he
recounts his experiences as a
private soldier in World War I.
Interlaced with many classical
references heavily dependent on
great British poetry and other
literary works of the past, it is
difficult reading. Jones chose
this title "In Parenthesis" as he
says in his preface to the work
"because I have written it in a
kind of space between - 1 don't
know between quite what - but as
you turn aside to do something;
... the war itself was a
parenthesis how glad we thought
we were to step outside its
brackets at the end of '18 - and
also because our curious type of
existence here is altogether in*
parenthesis." I chose to use his
title to contrast the good fortune
of these college years for you, an
interlude in your life, as they
were in mine. Do you think of
these years only as an
interruption or as an interlude?
Or do you prefer to recognize
them as the root source of
meaningful inspiration for your
future life?
To be a private in a British
army regiment during three years
of unrelenting trench warfare, to
be wounded and survive, that
was Jones' interlude, his "In
Parenthesis," a chapter in the
personal epic of his life. In your
personal epic will the stanzas
composed from your college
years be meaningful to others or
only to yourself?
This parenthetical interruption
of your life, these college years
may seem a time when like a
private soldier you live under the
control of others, follow their
orders, their wants, their rules,
hear their ideas, seemingly
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Gerald McCabe
subordinate to it all. You walk
from building to building, go
from room to room, to sit in
straight chairs in odd rectangular
uncomfortable ranks: through
rain and heat, cold and snow,
through time measured by a
clock with an hour that is fifty
minutes long with brief respites
for that walk from room to room,
wondering what lies ahead, this
is your life in a series of days
and weeks. There is time for
relaxation, to march in unfiled
ranks at times to the sports
arenas and playing fields to
watch the gladiators, the sphere
chasers, or to sit in rows, dark
and silent, life before your eyes
sometimes sorrowful, sometimes
joyful, songful. Then again you
march, unlike wing-footed
Mercury, plod along, your feet in
{Cont. on Pg. 4 )
Judge Clarence Thomas was
confirmed by the Senate this
week. What this means is that he
is now a supreme court justice.
This fact probably comes as a
great surprise to many people.
Unfortunately, for Judge
Thomas, and the rest of the
nation, the Senate confirmation
hearings became a sex, lies and
non-videotapes mockery.
Yes, we all know that Judge
Thomas was charged with
sexual harassment by a former
coworker.
The major problem I see with
the Thomas confirmation is that
perhaps too much attention was
paid to the harassment
allegation, and not enough to his
stances on some of the more
important issues that he will face
as a supreme court justice.
Such as: the abortion question
that continually pops up, or
where exactly he stands on the
issue of segregation or
desegregation of schools. Or
which way his vote will sway on
the questions of separation of
power between the executive and
legislative branches.
This is what Judge Thomas
should have been grilled on.
One must feel for what these
hearings did to Judge Thomas.
Was it really necessary to show
the hearings on network
television?
But I guess it goes back to the
old advertising adage, "SEX
sells," and it certainly did here.
I do have to wonder and worry
about the whole issue of sexual
harassment.
What happens several years
down the line when I'm up for
appointment to the president's
cabinet and one of my former
employees at the Call charges
me with sexual harassment for
something I did or said.
Or maybe, my girlfriend and I
break up, and just because we
work together now, she decides
to charge me with sexual
harassment.
Another thought on this
seemingly never-ending saga,
involves the thought of more
awareness on sexual harassment
issues.
In my opinion this is a silly
thought I
Right off the bat, there will be a
large public emphasis to push for
better laws on sexual harassment
problems.
But after that this issue will
follow the lead of all other
important issues in this country
... it will be forgotten.
Another interesting thought on
this is I wonder where and how
former supreme court nominee
Judge Robert Bork is reacting to
all this. I bet he has a thought or
two.
Also, where's Senator
Kennedy?
Until next week. . . Farewell.
qubstionsW c
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Calls for
sportsmanship
Dear Editor:
On September 28 the #1 ranked
IUP football team outmatched
CUP's football team in a game at
Indiana. In his weekly sports
report, writer Jon Q. Sitler of the
CALL, the CUP campus
newspaper, made references
about rude comments made by
the IUP crowd and especially,
the IUP Band. Sitler also
mentioned some pranks
advanced upon the CUP mascot.
It seems Sitler was a little ticked
about the ribbing. For those of
us who root for CUP it was
tough to swallow. As an older
person who has attended
numerous collegiate football
games, every year for many
years, at both NCAA Divisions I
& II levels, I would like to
respond to Mr. Siller's remarks.
First of all, it should be noted
that during the past several
years, and assuredly this year,
IUP has fielded a tremendous
division II team. As for the IUP
band (and with respect to CUP's
very fine band) the IUP
Marching Band is "one hell of a
machine." It is not only the best
NCAA Division II marching
band in Pennsylvania, but one of
the very best bands at any level
in the eastern part of the U.S.
Their on-field musical
performance, marching
maneuvers, work ethic and
extensive travel are renown.
And music experts state that they
are much in demand at important
festivals and events.
However, that being said, there
are questions relating to the level
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of sportsmanship present at an
IUP football game. The IUP
crowd, often prodded by its
band, appears to take a concerted
negative approach to cheering.
Instead of cheering for the home
team, verbal punches are thrown
at the opposition. This can be
somewhat unnerving to players
and fans. In fairness, most of the
heckling (taunting might be too
strong a word) is harmless and
sometimes humorous — if vqu
are on the winning side ! But if
your team is taking a sound
beating, at the least, it can
become disturbing.
It should also be noted that the
rousing at an IUP game is
certainly not like one finds at
division I games such as Pitt,
Penn State or the Big Ten where
outright profanity, vicious verbal
blistering and coarse remarks
can often be detected from
various sections of those
stadiums. At the Indiana game I
heard no profanity nor off-color
insults. Most of the verbalizing
was of the teasing variety and
rather silly in nature — the kind
of stuff normally reserved for a
prep school game.
Come on Mr. Sitler, CUP fans
have to be a little more thick-
skinned. Too much noise? Too
many goofy pranks? Too
negative a crowd? Too geeky a
band? Too tough a team? Naah!
That's all part of a college
football atmosphere. But a
strong scent of arrogance in the
air and a definite lack of class
abounding at Miller Stadium on
the part of the IUP contingent?
You better believe it.
For IUP, it's high time you get
your act together. Presently you
are building a measure of
resentment around the state and
hurting your reputation as,
perhaps, the finest all around
university in the Pennsylvania
state system. Why tarnish the
achievements of a remarkable
football team and an even greater
marching band? What's the
point? Turn that crowd
enthusiasm into positive and
mature support for your team.
And band, surely your talented
arrangers can have you do more
in the stands than play an
occasional version of
"Cherokee." Your band, during
the course of an entire game, has
the ability to lift spirits and
intimidate through the use of
clever music. Cut the cornball,
childish bull and do what you do
best: play music.
Indeed, on September 28 IUP
won a football game and the
battle of the bands, but CUP
walked away with a lot more
honor. For Indiana University of
PA to become a true winner and
earn the respect of Pennsylvania
fans, it must rid itself of its
current image of "big time size,
small time class."
For those of us who will be
attending the NCAA Division II
playoff game and eventually
supporting IUP as it represents
the PSAC in a drive for a
national championship, please .
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
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Hide Park. . .
(Cont. from pg. 2)
sollerets, your military base a
campus.
Men and women, distracted
from their normal ways by war,
from the very purpose of their
lives, some forever, change in
heart and soul. Survivors
emerge, new values are pursued,
the fire of life burns again.
These last few years, your
country has avoided the searing
experience of anger gone to rage
- it is in parenthesis, not of war
but of opportunity. It is your
time of opportunity. Will this
interlude of college years change
you?
"In Parenthesis" is a difficult
work, filled with allegory,
steeped in a heritage of
literature, describing the terrible
agony of war. For one man, it
was life with a terrible meaning,
with agony and suffering, but it
formed him, and he gave of
himself in his art and writing.
And there is Clarion, look
again, see it filled with your
vitality, your enthusiasm; full of
life when you are here, so quiet
when you're gone. You bring
life here, inspiring and
brightening these rectangles of
brick and space. No tedium of
dullness is here, racing with life
is a campus that you make
beautiful. Your step is lively,
your feet winged. Finding joy in
routing, your mind growing, you
gain knowledge, sometimes
struggling, but finding caring,
helpful people; further
challenges ahead, you proceed
through your parenthesis
learning happiness. For you, this
is a better time, you parenthesis
is filled with a heritage of
learning, of knowledge, and of
pleasure. It remains for you,
each man and woman, to look at
this parenthesis, these college
years, to take out the experience,
to develop it, to live it
meaningfully, to let it influence
your life, your art, your
contributions, your reality, your
epic. It is not something
incomprehensible, but a time to
be lived, to be cherished, to be
fruitful for so many future years.
Let it form you, so that you can
give of yourself when you step
through the bracket of your
fourth year.
- Gerald McCabe is the
director of Carlson Library
Letters. . .
(Cont. from pg. 3)
represent your school and the
state of Pennsylvania with a little
more dignity and class.
- Art Minich
What is a
Situation?
Dear Editor:
What exactly is a "situation"?
This question is popular among
some senior education majors
who are seeking night classes
while student teaching. It seems
as though Dr. Duke, the dean of
education, uses the term
"situation" to describe the
condition which a few privileged
education majors are in when
they are allowed to take an
additional class while student
teaching.
What exactly is a situation?
Dr. Duke doesn't seem to know
anymore than I do. The problem
with that is that he has the final
say in whether or not a student
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Jacy performs at last week's Battle of the Bands.
can take a class while student
teaching. After two meetings
with Dr. Duke, the only
situations which I can see as
acceptable are ones involving
students whom Dr. Duke "likes."
Why is someone as impartial as
Dr. Duke allowed to make the
final say as to whether or not a
senior education major is
permitted to graduate?
Just one more boot to the head
by our most gracious ruling class
here at Clarion University.
- Kevin Mikula
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New computer system on campus makes
pre-registration closed sheets obsolete
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
A new information system in
relation to pre-regisration, called
Course View, was instituted on
October 14 on Clarion
University's campus.
Computer terminals are set up
all over campus to inform
students of the number of class
seats available in all course
sections.
The terminals update the
number of class seats every 15
minutes. The closed sheets in
Carrier will still be available for
student use but the terminals
help the students by getting class
close out information faster.
"The computers are user
friendly and will help make
scheduling friendly," said Tom
Gusler, associate academic vice
president for planning and
technical services and
coordinator of this project. "The
scheduling system on campus
has been chaos as far back as
when they did pre-registration in
the gym. Scheduling can only
get better by working out the
bugs in the system."
For the past several weeks the
Computer Center staff, in
cooperation with the college
deans have put these terminals
on campus. The terminals are
available outside the computer
lab in Becker Hall, second
(main) floor in Carlson Library,
room 123 near the Education
Department in Stevens and the
first floor (lobby) and third floor
(registration area) in Still Hall.
Course View contains a built in
selection menu and user
instructions. The terminals
display course ID's, the
remaining seats available and the
instructor's name.
There are two formats of
section seat information. The
first format can be activated by
"Command>S" and is a complete
review of all open course
sections. This information will
take about 12 to IS minutes to
completely scroll down the
screen. When classes close, they
are excluded from the screen.
The second format is activated
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Computer terminals have been strategically placed around campus which provide information concerning the number of
seats available in course sections for pre-registration. The information is updated every 15 minutes.
by "Command>I" and enables the
user to select a specific course
prefix, such as ED, BIOL, SCT
etc. This format lets the user see
only the classes they want instead
of scrolling through all the
courses. This takes less than
twenty seconds to complete.
Directions are placed at the
terminals.
CourseView was created in
Clarion by Steve Selker, assistant
manager of the VAX system at
C.U.P. and Mai Bowser, associate
director of the computer system.
It is custom-made for Clarion
University.
"I think it's an exceptional
service since it provides
convenient, updated infor-
mation," said Selker.
The system uses the university
central computer network
(COLANS) which uses
"KERMIT" (3.0) software for
system access.
The system was also placed on
Venango Campus. Accessing
procedures for the system,
however, are different from
Clarion's instructions due to the
distance factor and the network
configurations used for Venango
Campus.
CourseView has become an
menu, much like the VAX A,
VAX B, and Library (Geac)
which are now offered and
accessed.
CourseView will also be
available to students and faculty
with dial-in modems and
authorized access to the
"Scheduling can
only get better by
working out the bugs
in the system. "
additional service for nearly all
of the 270 terminals and personal
computers connected to the
university central computer
network.
It will be listed as an additional
choice on the existing network
university computer network.
All university employees and
students can retrieve
CourseView from 8:00 a.m. till
10:00 p.m. during pre-
registration.
Pre-registration for the
1992 spring semester will
end on
November 8.
Copies of class schedules,
which include pre-
registration instructions,
are available at the
Office of the Registrar.
Undergraduate students
should check the pre-
registration priority list
which is posted at the
Wood Street entrance of
Carlson Library for their
specific date of eligibility.
Students who are
financially and/or
academically ineligible
will not be permitted to
pre- register.
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Psi Chi chapter
sponsors coat drive
to benefit homeless
by Jeff Wise
News Writer
With the temperature falling,
more and more winter coats are
being used around campus, but
what about those without winter
coats, mittens and hats?
More specifically, what about
homeless citizens without winter
apparel? An organization here at
Clarion is answering this
question.
Clarion's chapter of Psi Chi,
the national honor society in
psychology, is spearheading a
drive to provide the homeless of
Pittsburgh with winter clothing
items.
Psi Chi's treasurer Donna
Wells, set up the effort to collect
winter coats, mittens and hats for
the homeless. Yet with only
eighteen members, Psi Chi
opened up their drive to other
university and community
organizations. The combined
effort has already accounted for
over 200 coats according to Psi
Chi member Greg Jackson.
Jackson said that close to 600
coats are expected by the end of
the drive on October 3 1 .
Jackson said the number of
organizations that joined in to
help Psi Chi shows the concern
of the Clarion community for
helping the homeless. Psi Chi is
appreciative of the supportive
efforts given to them by outside
organizations said Jackson,
adding that the outside
involvement has really helped to
make a difference.
Winter apparel can be donated
directly to the psychology
department in Becht Hall until
October 31. The items will be
distributed to people who are
actually homeless and living on
the streets of Pittsburgh.
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Greg Jackson, president of Psi Chi, holds three of the
many coats that have already been donated.
Student Senate Elections
Applications for student senate are available at the senate office in 232
Egbert Hall. These forms are due by October 23.
Any undergraduate student with at least a 2.2 grade point average is
eligible.
Elections will be held Monday, November 4 through Thursday,
November 7. Voting will take place in the cafeteria from 11:00 a.m. to
1:00 p.m. and Carlson library from 12:00 to 2:00 p.m. during those
days. Four freshmen and 16 upperclassmen will be elected and results
will be posted on Friday, November 8.
Those interested in running can put up posters on November 3. A
photo layout of the candidates and their 25 to 75 word platform will be
published in the Call.
Candidates are also encouraged to attend "Meet the Candidates" night
from 4:30 to 6:00 p.m. in Hart Chapel on Wednesday, October 30. At
that time, candidates will answer questions from the audience.
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Campus
News
by Toni Ross
News Writer
Millersville University Against
Curriculum Control
The Snapper
Curriculum control is the topic
of debate at Millersville
University.
Faculty Senate Chairperson,
Dr. Kathryn Gregoire , has urged
the State System of Higher
Education Administration
(SSHE) to reconsider its recent
proposals that involve possible
changes in the schools'
curriculum.
Gregoire believes that it is up
to the faculty and university's to
determine what the curriculum
should constitute.
She has forwarded letters to
Chancellor Dr. James H.
McCormick, the board of
governors and the faculty senates
of the other state university's in
order to voice her opinion of the
proposed curriculum policy.
The proposed Board of
Governor's Policy 1991 offers
general guidelines for students
and makes the recommendation
that certain procedures are
followed in order to insure the
universities curriculum fulfills
the needs of its students.
Gregoire questions the
"continuing efforts of the
chancellor's office to regulate
our curriculum."
Edinboro To Be
Evaluated By NCATE
The Spectator
Edinboro University will be
getting visitors towards the end
of this month when a board of
examiners from the National
Council for Accreditation of
Teacher Education (NCATE)
arrives to evaluate the School of
Education.
The purpose of the evaluation
is to identify weak areas and
provide constructive criticism
within educational departments
of colleges and universities.
Dr. Philip Kerstettcr, interim
dean of the school of education
at Edinboro said that it is
standard practice in higher
education to have an external
review.
The board of examiners plans
to interview faculty members,
students and alumni in order to
obtain information concerning
Edinboro's education depart-
ment
Over-the-counter AIDS
Test Developed
CPS--An over-the-counter AIDS
test has been developed by
Roger Clemmons, a Florida
University professor. The
"dipstick" saliva test effectively
detects hepatitis and possibly
other sexually transmitted
diseases. The test will be
available upon FDA approval.
Scranton Falls In
"America's Best Colleges"
The Aquinas
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disappointing 16 in regional
rankings in the U.S. News and
World Reports annual survey of
"America's Best Colleges."
According to Paul Brown,
director of public relations, "It's
sort of a good news-bad news
thing." This is because
Scranton, which has placed five
times out of the last six years,
dropped six notches in the
rankings.
Three other Pennsylvania
schools, Villanova University,
Susquehanna University in
Selinsgrove and St. Joseph's
University in Philidelphia all
ranked in the top 15.
Real Life
Doogie Howzer
CPS-Some people compare him
to the television character
Doogie Howzer M.D., but that
docs not bother Dr. Joshua
Hirsch.
Dr. Hirsch finished high
school at the age of 14 and
graduated at the top of his class
from the University of
Pennsylvania School of
Medicine at 21.
He hopes to work in a new
field which uses non-invasive
brain surgery techniques.
Clarion University students "invest" in
stock m arket for challenge and prizes
by Sharyl Shelhamer
News Writer
Clarion University is just one
of 500 colleges and universities
participating in the Fourth
Annual AT&T Collegiate
Investment Challenge. Starting
November 1, over 15,000
students will compete in the
challenge which has them
playing the stock market.
Clarion will be participating in
this year's challenge through the
Financial Management
Association (FMA).
The challenge was designed as
a way of providing students with
a realistic, "hands on"
experience in the financial
markets which are at the center
of all business activity today.
The challenge will teach
students and faculty about the
different industries in corporate
America, what companies are in
the news and on the rise and of
the ever changing business and
economic trends.
"You pay a fifty dollar
registration fee and go from
there," said Dr. Marguerite
VanLandingham, one of the
advisors for the competition.
"You have nothing else to lose or
risk besides your fifty dollars so
you may as well play and go for
everything, and that means going
with extremely risky kinds of
stock. If you buy stock like
AT&T or General Motors,
you're not going to win."
Each of the students will be set
up with a fictional $500,000
brokerage account. Also
available to the competitors is a
toll-free 800 service line with
which they can call their
"broker" and make trades.
Students will receive portfolio
statements and a newsletter with
exclusive stories and rankings of
top students, colleges, states and
professors each month.
"Our main thing is we want to
get as many people into this as
possible," said FMA President,
Robert Stype. "It's a good
educational thing, especially for
finance majors, but not just for
finance majors. It gives you a
chance to do something that's
real-to-life instead of all the
college courses where you sit in
class and learn. This is
something that actually happens
and you are dealing with the
real-to-life market."
During last year's competition,
the 32 Clarion participants
earned over $200,000.
The FMA is pushing to get
fifty people, students and faculty,
registered in the AT&T
Challenge. Fifty people is the
minimum number of participants
required to be considered for the
interstate school competition
standings.
The contest runs until February
28, 1992 when over $200,000 in
total prizes will be awarded. The
ten highest portfolio values on
the last day of the contest will
win a week long vacation in the
Bahamas. Also being awarded
are ten cash scholarships with
$25,000 going to the top
Undergraduate scholarships
available for science majors
Twenty-five scholarships are
available for undergraduate
students majoring in engineering
and science disciplines.
Sponsored by the U.S.
Department of Energy (DOE)
and administered by Oak Ridge
Associated Universities, the
scholarships are designated for
those students interested in
pursuing careers in
environmental restoration or
waste management (ER/WM).
Applicants must be U.S.
citizens and currently pursuing
an Associate of Science or
Bachelor of Science degree full
time. The Environmental
Restoration/Waste Management
Scholarship Program includes
full payment of tuition and fees
at a DOE-approved institution, a
$600 monthly stipend and a
three-month practicum
assignment at a DOE facility
engaged in environmental
restoration and waste
management.
Selection is based on academic
performance, recommendations,
background and a statement of
career goals by the applicant.
The competition is nationwide
although four-year institutions
and two-year institutions will
compete in separate categories.
Scholarship applications are
being taken through January 31,
1992, and awards will be
announced in May 1992. For
applications or more information
contact Peggy Gibson,
Environmental
Restoration/Waste Management
Scholarship Program, Oak Ridge
Associated Universities,
Science/Engineering Education
Division, P.O. Box 117, Oak
Ridge, TN 37831-0117, or call
(615)576-9278.
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addition, there are hundreds of
monthly prizes from Champion
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Weekly coverage of the top
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The deadline for registration is
October 31. The fee for
participating is $50 but FMA
members only have to pay $10.
The AT&T Challenge will be
discussed after the October 22
FMA meeting in 110 Still Hall
and interested people can
register at that time.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of October 7 through October 13.
A window was broken at the Riemer Center construction site
sometime during the week of September 30. Apparently, a pop bottle
was thrown against the window, causing the damage. The value of the
window is estimated at $600. The bottle is being checked for
fingerprints. An investigation is pending.
On October 7, it was reported that unknown persons on at least six
occasions damaged the vending machines located in the basement of
Harvey Hall. Damage costs are presently unknown. An investigation
is pending.
On October 7, a parking permit, number 7492, was stolen from a
student vehicle in parking lot J. There are no suspects at this time.
On October 7, it was reported that two yellow plastic covers were
removed from the football tackle sleds located at the stadium football
practice field, sometime between Friday, October 4 and Monday,
October 7. The covers are valued at $75 each. An investigation is
pending.
A black leather bi-fold wallet was stolen from a room in Nair Hall on
October 9. The wallet contained $6 in cash, a small calculator and a
paper with the names and addresses of friends. An investigation is
pending.
Two students under the age of 21, were cited for possession of alcohol
around 8:15 p.m. on October 10. An investigation is pending.
An individual under the age of 21, around 10:55 p.m. on October 11,
was cited for underage drinking after the BAC test indicated a .17
alcohol content
On October 13, an unknown suspect smashed a window in the boiler
house. An investigation is pending.
On October 13, a person under the age of 21 , was cited for minors
consumption outside of Wilkinson Hall. The BAC test revealed a .12
alcohol content.
A person under the age of 21 was cited for minors consumption near
the loading ramp of Tippin Gym on October 13. The BAC test
revealed a . 16 alcohol content.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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Outside Clarion
Air Force gives University of Pittsburgh
$5 million grant for science research
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP Service
State News
Pitt Receives
Grant
The Air Force is giving the
University of Pittsburgh five
million dollars to set up a center
to develop a variety of new
substances--from drugs for
Alzheimer's disease to light
metals for car engines.
Engineering Professor Fred Pettit
says a combination of experts is
considered the key to advancing
the field of material science.
National
City Police Need
Sensitivity Training
A commission in Milwaukee
says the Jeffrey Dahmer serial
killer case shows city police
need training to be more
sensitive to minorities.
The panel says it found
residents had good reason for
claims that police discriminated
against minorities and selectively
enforced the law.
Private Possessions
Extend to Homeless
The Supreme Court is allowing
a ruling to stand based on the
idea that a homeless person's
belongings are as private as a
home.
The case, out of Connecticut,
involves a murder conviction
against David Mooney. The
State Supreme Court threw out
the conviction last March, saying
that police had searched
Mooney 's belongings without a
warrant. Evidence found had
been used to convict him.
The high court refused to
review the case on Tuesday.
Kennedy Smith Rape
Investigation Continues
Lawyers for William Kennedy
Smith are getting their first
chance to question the woman
who claims Smith raped her.
Smith is the nephew of Senator
Edward Kennedy and is charged
with raping the woman Easter
weekend at the Kennedy
compound in Palm Beach,
Florida.
This is not the first time a
Kennedy has been involved in a
scandal concerning a woman.
Senator Edward Kennedy was
acquitted of all charges in the
Chappaquiddick incident.
International
Mideast Peace Conference
May Convene by November
Secretary of State Baker
sounds optimistic about chances
for convening a Mideast Peace
Conference by the end of the
month. However, he says the
question of who will represent
the Palestinians at the bargaining
table still hasn't been settled.
Baker is presently in Jordan
following a meeting with Egypt's
president in Cairo.
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Northeast, Mid-Atlantic regions and
California contain weakest job market
by Carrie Lengauer
News Writer
This year's college graduates
could find themselves in
unemployment lines instead of
good, entry-level jobs, thanks to
the nation's current recession.
According to the College
Placement Council's Salary
Survey, a compilation of data
obtained from starting salary
offers extended to students
graduating between September
1, 1990 and August 31, 1991, the
recession has "created a dreary
employment picture for 1990-91
college graduates."
The job market is going to be
very tough this year," said
Connie Laughlin of Clarion's
Office of Career Services. A
very small percentage of
graduates will be able to find
jobs immediately upon
graduation. Others could find
themselves waiting tables while
searching for six to twelve
months to find a suitable entry
level position. In reference to
the job search, she said, "It is
going to be very competitive."
"Humanities and social science
graduates were hardest hit by the
recession," reported the Salary
Survey. Starting salary offers for
business graduates were only
slightly higher than those of last
year. Accounting graduates, for
example, received average offers
of $26,642 — only one percent
higher than the previous year's
average offer. Human resources
graduates posted the highest
increase at 3.1 percent, with an
average offer at $23,812.
On the up side, graduates in
the health field received a salary
boost due to a labor shortage in
that industry. Their offers were
up 7.3 percent to an average of
$29,443. Nursing graduates'
starting salary offers jumped up
4.7 percent.
Significant increases were also
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evident in engineering fields.
Petroleum, chemical,
mechanical, electrical and civil
engineers were all in demand.
They fared well in the job
market and received salary offers
up as much as 10.5 percent over
last year's figures.
"The Northeast and Mid-
Atlantic are weakest (from the
recession)," according to the
Kiplinger Washington Letter.
Unfortunately, this is where most
Clarion graduates will be
looking for employment. The
Midwest is healthiest, especially
in Omaha, Des Moines and
Sioux Falls.
The southwest and mountain
states are projected to keep
growing through the next year
but more slowly than usual. In
the south, Mississippi, Louisiana
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expected to weaken further,
whereas "Idaho will be one of
the strongest states in '92,"
according to the Kiplinger Letter.
To confront the stiff
competition in the job hunt,
Connie Laughlin suggested that
students "sharpen their job-
search skills" and "take
advantage of the services we
have (at Career Services)."
These services include
workshops, individual
counseling sessions and
resources.
Her best advice for students of
all grade levels was to "stop in
and set up an appointment with
one of our professional staff
members to talk about what their
(students') plans are."
The skills needed for job
hunting can be learned just like
any skills learned in a classroom.
Career Services helps students
who take the initiative of going
there prepare for the future.
Students who learn these skills
have a competitive edge over
rivals in the job search.
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C & C Music Factory, Rythm
Syndicate rock with dance tui
by Debra Weinheimer
Features Writer
I guess you could say it was
the first big concert I'd ever
attended. I'd been humming
"Things That Make You Go
Hmm. . ." all weekend. I'd tried
every "concerty" outfit I had in
my closet on, changed three
times, and finally settled on
something conservative that
would make Zelnia Davis
herself, flinch and shake her
mane of hair sadly. . .anyway, I
was ready to go.
The hype was exciting.
Waiting in the huge line wasn't
even bad. When the doors
opened, the throngs of people
pushed through the "student"
door and my group (it's
fashionable to attend concerts in
groups) chose a place down on
the floor. I guess I had certain
expectations and ideas of what it
was all going to be like — all the
people and the lights and the
noise. So as a first-time concert-
goer, here's what I saw. . .
Tippin Gym was well
disguised as the lights went
down. The people screamed and
pushed forward and the
temperature rose. Opening band
Rythm Syndicate took the stage
with a flurry to warm up the
audience. Their music was great;
their lyrics, although not that
insightful, were fun. They ended
their segment with the crowd
pleasing "P-A-S-S-I-O-N." I
thought they were pretty good
(that's technical concert critic
lingo for those who may not
know). My roommate however,
a more experienced concert-goer
than I deemed them "average."
But that was only the
beginning, I thought, as it got
more and more crowded on the
floor and I retreated to the
bleachers. And as I prepared
myself for the main attraction, C
& C Music Factory, I looked
around at the wide variety of
people. Sure the majority were
college students, but there were
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Freedom Williams, the talented rapper of C & C Music Factory stirs up the eager crowd
attending their concert on October 13th with his witty lyrics.
kids there too: 9, 10 and 11 year
olds. Up in the bleachers sat
some moms and dads with their
children. These, I thought, were
indeed brave parents, and I
respected them almost
immediately for caring enough
about their kids to want to know
what their children were
listening to and watching.
The lights went out and from
the darkness came the voice of
Freedom Williams, the witty
rapper of the group, to begin
"Things That Make You Go
Hmm. . ." I did "go hmm. . ."
and after a little while I went
homme, too. (Don't get me
wrong. The music was great,
though a little too loud.) Zelma
Davis did a fantastic job singing
lead vocals. The dancers did
advanced aerobics on stage that
only sometimes reminded me of
the glory days of "Solid Gold."
Everything went smoothly,
right down to the suggestive
moves and gestures and the
obscenities that rolled easily off
Freedom Williams' witty,
rapping tongue. Yeah, yeah, I
know they weren't "2 Live
Crew" but when Mr. Williams
urged the crowd to help bail him
out if he was put in jail because
of infringing on the obscenity
law, I also knew it was time to
go. Like Cinderella, I didn't stay
around for the finale of the ball.
I had danced enough and my
glass slippers were starting to
pinch my toes. •
Come to the
presentation,
"Cultural
Diversity"
Oct. 22nd
Chapel
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Native American singer/songwriter
performs at Venango Campus
by Mark Dressier
Features Writer
Bill Miller, a Native American
singer/songwriter, performed at
Rhoades Center at Venango
Campus of Clarion University on
Wednesday, October 16, at 8:00
p.m. Miller's performance
included songs from his three
albums, and a discussion about
his Native American
reservation where he learned to
play the guitar.
As Miller grew older, he
attended the University of
Wisconsin-Lacrosse, where he
studied art He survived through
college by playing with different
bands at night. One night, while
playing in a club, Michael
Martin Murphy heard Miller and
encouraged him to move to
Nashville. After struggling with
of Survival. The heart of his
music can be traced to his Native
American upbringing and to the
lessons he learned from his
grandfather while growing up on
the reservation.
Miller now travels across the
courtesy of Venango Campus Activities Board
Native American singer/songwriter Bill Miller performed at
Rhoades Center at Venango Campus of Clarion University
on October 16th.
background.
Miller, who is of Mohican
heritage, grew up on the
Stockbridge-Munsee Indian
Reservation in Central
Wisconsin. It was on the
the decision of a career in music
or art, Miller chose music and
moved to Music City.
Since arriving in Nashville in
1985, Miller has produced three
albums; his latest being The Art
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U.S. performing at colleges,
festivals, and clubs. He
frequently speaks with teens
from poor backgrounds, sharing
with them his own experience in
surviving a background of
hardship.
The event was sponsored by
the Campus Activities Board of
Venango Campus of Clarion
University and the New Mix
99.3 FM.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 17
* Tennis at PSAC
Tournament
* UAB presents Jerry Ellis
(Chapel) 8:15pm
' Mock DUI Accident
(parking lot E)
* Student Senate is Currently
accepting
Applications
(232 Egbert)
Sun Oct. 20
* Symphony Orchestra
Concert
(Auditorium) 3:30pm
* Tennis at PSAC
Tournament
* Sigma Chi Derby Days
Begins
Fri Oct. 18
* Tennis at PSAC
Tournament
' CIA East Asian Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
* Black Friday - Campus Back
Ribbon Campaign
(In memory of people
Killed in Alcohol
Related Accidents)
* Student Senate is Currently
accepting
Applications
Wed Oct. 23
Student Senate
Applications are due
(232 Egbert)
Catholic Campus Ministry
Faith & Learning
Lecture (Carter
Auditorium) 7:30pm
Mon Oct. 21
* Sigma Chi Derby Days
Lip Sync Contest
(Chapel) 6pm
* Student Senate is Currently
accepting
Applications
(232 Egbert)
Sat Oct. 19
* Football at Lock Haven
"Tennis at PSAC
Tournament
* GMAT will be given today
(Still Hall)
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
* x-Country at Penn State
* Alcohol Awareness week
ends
Tues Oct. 22
* V-Ball Vs. Edinboro
7pm
* Student Senate is Currently
accepting
Applications
(232 Egbert)
Thur Oct. 2 4
* Intramural Roster Due
(indoor whiffle ball)
* Sigma Chi Derby Days
Remote Control
Event (Chapel) 6pm
Fri Oct. 25
* Class Withdrawals end
4pm
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
■ Hall) 7:30pm
* Swim at Westminster
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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The Clarion Call - 10-17-91- Page 11
Homecoming, ALF celebration brightens up
rainy Clarion weekend for parents, students
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
As I walked along the crowded
sidewalks of Main Street, my
nose was turned in every
direction inhaling the sweet
aroma of different foods. The
smell of funnel cake and
stromboli was enough to make
me gain 10 pounds, without even
eating any food. As I walked, I
kept running into people. It was
like a bumper pool; I was the
ball and the entire crowd - the
bumpers.
The parade was to begin at
12:00 p.m., and children were
sitting at the edge of the street
eagerly awaiting for the candy to
be tossed. As the parade got
closer and closer, the smiles on
everyone's faces grew bigger
and brighter.
As the parade marched on, the
massive crowd of people were
entertained by the Clarion
University Band, who performed
such songs as "Carry On" and
"Entry of the Gladiators."
The sorority and fraternity
floats also proved to be a definite
highlight of the parade. All
noats were Deautiiui, anc much
time and effort went into
creating such colorful things, but
the float made by sorority and
fraternity Delta Phi Epsilon and
Sigma Tau Gamma won 1st
prize.
I left the parade at 1:30 to walk
to the stadium for the 2:00 p.m.
battle between Kutztown and
Clarion.
The rain and cold kept many
people away, but the die-hard
Clarion football fans cheered on
the Golden Eagles, and
witnessed the 33-27 victory over
Kutztown. I did miss the kickoff
and the first two
touchdowns(made by Clarion)
because the rain found me at the
concession stand eating hot dogs,
popcorn, and drinking coffee.
(Maybe I'm not such a die-hard
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Clarion's 1991 Homecoming king and queen, Jay Elias and
Lori Sloan get cheered on by the crowd at last Saturday's
ALF parade on October 12th.
Renowned professor Dr. James Drane
scheduled to speak on medical ethics
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
"While technology has brought
us many advancements, it
challenges us with even greater
responsibilities. Issues of the
environment, medical ethics and
international conflict and war all
require the best thinking of
educated people if this world we
share together is not only to
survive but thrive." It is this
quote from President Dr. Diane
Reinhard's commencement
speech for Clarion graduates of
last winter that inspired Father f
Monty Sayers of Clarion's
United Campus Ministries to
arrange for an upcoming "Faith
and Learning Lecture," which
will feature world-renowned
speaker Dr. James F. Drane.
Drane, a professor at Edinboro
University whose specialties are
religion, philosophy and medical
ethics will be appearing on
October 23, at 7:30 in Carter
Auditorium and will speak on
medical ethics specifically.
Drane is the type of professor
who actively applies his subjects
to today's society. According to
an article by Brett Taylor in the
Spirit of Excellence-Brown-
Thompson Newspapers, Drane
himself comments that "the era
we live in is obviously troubled
by ethical deficiencies in the
professions, whether we are
talking about accounting,
business, psychology or
teaching. Problems develop
when people don't follow
ethics." Thus, according to the
same source, "Drane first
attempts to show (his students)
contemporary situations where
crises exist . ."
Possessing a soft sense of
humor as well as strong speaking
skills, Drane promises to be a
compelling and relevant
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During halftime, a brief
ceremony was held to honor the
Homecoming court. Jay Elias
received the honor of king, and
Lori Sloan was crowned queen
for the 1991 season.
As I walked back from the
stadium, I couldn't help but
think of the numbness in my ice
cold toes. But when I walked
past all the rides, and saw the
happiness of many people, it
brought a feeling of warmth to
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longer cold.
The parade, game and of
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Senior Tom Burke is "jack of all trades" when
it comes to campus involvement, responsibility
The Clarion Call - 10-17-91 - Page 13
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Senior Tom Burke is into
juggling acts. No, he's not a part
of the circus. But he is heavily
involved with different parts of
the university. With Burke
holding down the position of
resident assistant for three years
running, serving his second year
as news director and DJ at
WCUC, and maintaining an
internship/co-op in the
admissions office, you might be
tempted to ask him if his whole
life is a balancing act.
And it is true — holding down
even one of these positions
carries an overwhelming weight
of responsibility.
As a resident assistant of
Campbell Hall, Burke is called
upon to "coordinate different
social activities, counsel
students, enforce rules, and work
at the front desk." Burke admits
that being a resident assistant is a
"24 hour job." Along with the
defined duties of the job, Burke
also stresses that as a resident
assistant his first responsibility is
to "build a community on the
wing."
While Burke works to maintain
an informal family atmosphere
on his floor in Campbell Hall, he
is also called upon to maintain a
serious professional side as he
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works directly to promote
Clarion University through his
internship at the admissions
office. Burke says he has "three
major projects to do" for his
internship at admissions. First,
Burke must "create a booklet for
each department" in the
university, giving "three names
of Clarion graduates that are
successful" in each of the
departments, so that the
incoming freshmen can get a
taste of the quality graduates that
Clarion produces. Burke's
second undertaking involves
compiling a "did-you-know"
fact sheet, which includes a
variety of unique tidbits
concerning events which have
occured at Clarion. Finally,
Burke acts as Father Monty
Sayers assistant "to recruit
incoming Catholics." Burke
looks at applications from
potential freshmen who attend
Catholic high schools. He
makes a list of these potential
applicants for Father Sayers who
then writes each of them letters,
urging them to schedule a visit to
the campus. In addition to his
main public relations duties
Burke also "gives tours every
week and gives speeches when
Clarion holds open houses" for
potential freshmen.
But Burke doesn't stop there.
Pushing his energies to the hilt,
he also manages to make time to
hold the position of News
Director at Clarion's own
WCUC radio station, while
acting as a disc jockey on the
side. As director, Burke "makes
sure that newscasters broadcast
news correcUy and that the office
is clean enough to keep the AP
wire working." He is also "in
charge of setting up interviews
and assigning refforters to public
events."
Because radio/news is Burke's
concentration, he benefitted
immensely from his internship
this past summer at radio station
WTAE in Pittsburgh. Burke
explains, "I was a producer for a
morning news show. It was a
news talk radio station." The
show which Burke produced was
called "Newsline" and was on
the air from 5:30 a.m. to 9 a.m.
and featured straight news. As
producer Burke "had to call the
police to get police reports, call
hospitals for condition reports on
people and interview witnesses
of fires." Burke adds that
"reporters would call in and I
had to tape newsfeeds over the
phone. I had to get weather stats
every hour." Burke's successful
relationship with John Poister,
the news director of the station,
as well as with the rest of the
crew he worked with led him to
say, "I didn't feel like I was an
Becht residents get a
lesson in self-defense
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
Do you have night classes? Do
you go to parties with people
you don't know? If so, you
should have attended the self-
defense class last week.
On Thursday, October 10th at
7:00 p.m. in Becht Lobby,
approximately 25 girls gathered
to learn facts and maneuvers
about self-defense. Glenn
Harrison, the instructor, provided
the girls with a brief history of
martial arts and also information
on legal weapons in
Pennsylvania, which can be
carried especially on college
campuses for protection.
The girls paired up, and
Harrison helped teach techniques
which the girls administered to
one another. Although there was
the fear of hurting each other, the
girls did quite well.
Although many girls left early,
the majority of us stayed until
9:00 p.m., practicing moves and
asking many questions. It was
definitely an activity worth
attending.
Harrison is
available for
demonstrations
and may be
contacted at
(814)827-7651.
Senior communication major
director of Clarion's own radio
intern, I felt like I was part of the
staff."
After reviewing Burke's hectic
schedule, it might seem like his
stress levels should be
skyrocketing through the roof.
Yet, Burke's response to the
pressure of all his responsibility
is one of laid back acceptance.
Says Burke of his lifestyle,
"Sometimes it gets hectic.
John Rickard/Clarion Call
Tom Burke serves as news
station, WCUC.
Basically I don't let things
bother me. I'm pretty mellow.
I'm a very active person, I
always have to keep busy."
As for career goals, Burke says
"I want to broadcast news. I'd
like to be a news anchor." With
Burke's motivation and drive,
how could he miss?
The Clarion County Red Cross is
sponsoring a Community CPR
Instructor's class and an Instructor
Candidate Training class. They will
be held in the training room at 1099
East Main St., Clarion from 6:30 to
11 each night on November 6, 7 and
13th. You must have a valid
Community CPR card to
participate. Participants must
attend every night.
Call the office, 226-7040
for an application.
"Night of the Zombies" provides satirical
insight into attitude of modern corporations
by Penny McKinney
Features Writer
"This is a different kind of a
show," said director Adam Weiss
of the Clarion University Little
Theatre's latest production,
"Night of the Zombies," which
was presented October 8-12.
Continued Weiss, "the only
production of "'Night of the
Zombies'" has been in Los
Angeles. It is a composite of all
the old zombie movies of the
1940's and is an enjoyable
production that is meant to be
part of an entertaining evening."
Many people came to the
production expecting to see a
horror-type thriller, but what
they got was a satire on the mis-
use of power in society. Similar
to the days of "Boss Tweed and
the Machine" in the late 1800's
and modern day corporations
making people into what they
want them to be, the production
focused the audience's attention
on a seemingly "crazy man,"
Samedi, played by J. Michael
Powell. Samedi is the man with
the power and the only person
benefitting from the situation.
Under Samedi's "jurisdiction"
were a handful of people who
could think for themselves but
were subjected to Samedi's
ruthless thirst for power. These
included a main Zombie,
Cartwright and Mama Matrisse
played by Kenyon Gordon,
Frank Scheur and Jamie
Moellerl, resnectivelv Their iob
was ultimately to deceive people
into accepting their help so that
Samedi could turn them into
zombies, or walking dead. The
zombies were composed of
"needy people" such as illegal
immigrants and those who had
been unfortunate enough to
stumble upon the house.
Once turned into zombies,
these people were used by
Samedi for cheap labor as airline
stewards and stewardesses.
Peter Lowe/Clarion Call
The cast of "Night of the Zombies" gives the audience an emotional understanding of the
manipulation which exists in today's corporations.
They had all given up their products of a power-hungry the Zombies" or characteristic of
humanity when they forfeited society. the current generation?
their freedom to become merely Is it really only one "Night of
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November 19-23 in Marwick-Boyd's Little Theatre
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Construction on target. . .
(conLfrompg. 1)
of this co-curricular activity that
goes beyond the classroom pride
in Clarion University."
The plans for the new student
center were approved by the
State System of Higher
Education and ground was then
broken on November 16, 1990
by trustee Dr. Dana Still,
President Reinhard and former
student senate president Jennifer
Yaple.
The demolition and excavation
for the project included the
removal of Caterpillar Yellow,
the steel structure that once stood
Clarion Call file photo
Trustee Dr. Dana Still, President Reinhard and former student senate president Jennifer
Yaple broke ground for the new student center on November 16, 1990.
Clarion Call file photo
Caterpillar Yellow was removed to make room for the
extension of Riemer Student Center.
over the walkway between
Tippin Gymnasium and the old
portion of Riemer. The structure
was built in 1974 by Rolf
Westphal.
The original building was
erected in 1970 and opened in
the spring of 1972. According to
John Nanovsky, original union
director, "A student center
should be at the core of student
traffic." But the location of the
building was not central.
Nanovsky suggested that the
building be placed between
Ralston Hall and Chandler
Dining Hall, in order to be more
centrally located. But the
university did not respond to this
recommendation. Nanovsky
said, "The building was useless
due to poor location and
construction."
Having seen the new building,
Nanovsky feels that it is "big and
impressive, but it is still out of
the way."
However, Fagan has a different
view. "It is a well thought-out
complex." he said. Tomeo
agrees that the building "will be
a tremendous boost for student
life on campus because the
students will finally have a home
and a place to hang out"
The grand opening of the
expanded Riemer Student Center
is slated for the spring of 1992.
W Congratulations Wf
to the Brother Candidates
of Phi Sigma Kappa
SteueBadger
ChadBriggs
Mark Dougherty
Dave DeStefano
SoottDWon
LeoDobrinski
JasonEustice
Clinton Hanna
Vince Irnbrogno
MartyMeduetz
Chad Pavlekovich
JohnPulver
AngeSalvo
CurtShkk
TroySmith
Mike Tomasetti
Clarion Call file photo
The construction began as the area at the bottom of Ralston hill was excavated last
spring. .....
Brotherhood at its Best!
The Clarion Call - 10-17-91 - Page 15
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
President Diane Reinhard crowns Lori Sloan,
the 1991 Homecoming Queen.
Gregg Bachner/Cfaiion Call
The Clarion University dance team high steps
down Main Street*
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The Pirate Parrot made its customary visit to Clarion.
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«ii Sigma Kappa and Delta beta's first place entry and "Best
Float of the Parade/ 4 a 75 foot train.
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Peter Lowe/Clarion Call
The Golden Eagle cheerleaders show off their moves during
Saturday's ALF parade.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Members of the Homecoming court: (l.-r.) Chrissie Feeney, Leigh
Musser, Tricia Gerstel and Kelly Johnston wave to the crowd.
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Scott Dillon/Clarion Call
The Mellon Bank autorama is an annual
ALF tradition.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Phi Sigma Sigma sisters enjoy the 'Tavern front" view. . .
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
. . As do the sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau.
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Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
The rains came, dampening spirits
during Saturday's parade.
v.
Both young and old watched this year's ALF parade.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Gait
John Rickard/Clarion Call
Area children show their patriotism on a parade float.
A , Scott Dillon/Clarion Call
A large crowd gathered on Main Street for
Sunday's autorama.
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A NIGHT WITH
Clarion Call Photos by
Christopher Horner
Photography Editor
The Clarion Call - 10-17-91 - Page IV
Golden Eagles give wet
fans Homecoming victory
by Giovanni Q. Sitler
SportsWriter
With all the glorious sporting
events taking place around the
nation, why would you ever
want to get up out of your couch
(you potato) on a Saturday
afternoon to root, root, root for
your own Golden Eagles. Well,
what if I told you that you
missed a great game? Saturday's
homecoming contest between
our Golden Eagles and Kutztown
had all the ingredients needed;
perfect football weather (O.K.,
typical football weather), a close
contest and most definitely a
Clarion victory! 2,500 faithfuls
witnessed the Golden Eagles fly,
fly, fly away with a 33-27
homecoming win.
Kutztown University may have
been mistaken for "Klutz"town
in the first half as Clarion's butt-
kicking defense had strongly
aided them to a 21-0 first quarter
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
One of the PS AC'S best in total offense, QB Tim Myers (14)
Is ready to take the snap from center Willie Hunter (73).
lead. The Golden Eagles could
have, literally, took hold of
Kutztown by the claws.
Kutztown 's lethal weapons,
quarterback Andy Breault and
his favorite target Mark
Steinmeyer started the show
leading the guests downfield.
But Clarion D-back Bernard
Johnson wanted to run the other
way as he intercepted a Breault
offering and returned it 62 yards
for the Golden Eagles' first
touchdown of the cold and rainy
afternoon. The Golden Eagles
scoring machine appeared to be
repaired for the homecoming
affair (after malfunctioning a
little last week) as Clarion took a
7-0 lead.
Clarion's fullback Jay Tonini
and ironman tailback Damien
Henry led our hosts downfield
on the team's very next drive.
These two rushed 45 yards all
the way to Kutztown 's one yard
line, "Damien Henry territory."
But "#1" fumbled on the one and
Kutztown recovered.
Opportunity knocked but Clarion
wasn't listening.
A Carlos Warner sack and
tremendous defense again held
Kutztown. On their next drive,
the Golden Eagles stumbled.
But after three plays and a punt,
Kutztown returner Mark
Steinmeyer fumbled and
Clarion's John Gaillot pounced
on the ball. Clarion was 37
yards away from a two
touchdown lead. Brad Kline ran
twice for 11 yards and setup a 26
yard touchdown pass from
quarterback Tim Myers to Tim
Smith. The Golden Eagles had
punched up a 14-0 lead.
Kutztown was in a deep hole
after the kickoff and a clipping
call on the very next drive of the
game, forced them to start on
their own 5 yard line. After an
incomplete pass by Breault, a
Kutztown fumble was recovered
by Damon Mazoff on the
Kutztown 11 yard line. Damien
Henry sweeped left for Clarion's
third touchdown of the quarter.
The scoring machine was going
berserk, reading 21-0, Clarion.
The 2nd quarter could be
described as quiet and damp. It
was lacking in offense and the
scoring was null. The half ended
with a Breault pass being
intercepted by Dusty
Stockslager, halting a Kutztown
opportunity.
Jay Tonini averaged over 8
yards a carry in the 1st half and
Timmy Smith caught two passes
for 46 yards, one catch being a
26 yard TD reception. But the
only display of offense was a
lack of it. Clarion only amassed
173 total yards, Kutztown nearly
as much with 156. Kutztown's
aerial master, Andy Breault
completed only 6 passes for 85
first half yardage, Myers only 63
passing yards for Clarion.
Breault quietly added yardage
through the air the next half.
Clarion somehow scored 21
points in the rain-drenching
contest, Kutztown answered with
nothing in the first half.
The Golden Eagles showed "a
little offense" to start the second
half. "A little offense" translated
into an 81 yard scoring drive in
only four minutes. Tonini
continued running well to start
the second half with seven yards
rushing and an eight yard
reception. Art Walker got into
the act, catching a 24 yard pass
from the direction of Myers'
fingertips. Then Myers again
authored a completion to Walker,
this time for 37 yards. Myers
went to Walker's well again
appearing to be once too often,
but a Kutztown pass interference
penalty had the Golden Eagles
knock, knock, knockin' on the
door once again, on the
Kutztown seven. Brad Kline
finished things up with a one
yard scamper up the middle and
a 27-0 blowout Or was it?
Kutztown's Andy Breault
seemed to take a page out of the
49'er playbook on the very next
drive.one that Joe Montana
would be authoring. Breault hit
six receivers for completions,
setting up two passes to his
favorite target, Mark Steinmeyer.
One went for 14 yards and
another went 22 yards for a
touchdown, putting KU on the
board. Kutztown now trailed by
20, 27-7.
On the next drive, though,
Clarion looked persistent on
making it a homecoming
blowout. This time driving 84
yards for a score. Kline took
control of the drive running for
41 yards in four plays. Two
Myers' completions to tight end
Tim Brown were also
sandwiched in the drive, totaling
28 more yards. Tonini eventually
powered his way into the end
zone. Clarion missed the PAT
but no worry, right? 33-7 CUP.
Breault again took control of
Kutztown's next drive. Pass
after pass after pass to
Steinmeyer for 17, James for 14,
Donnelly for 12, Steinmeyer
again for 17, then to Steinmeyer
again in the end zone for seven
yards. Kutztown trailed 33-13.
Breault passed for 75 yards on
the drive that ended the third
quarter.
Clarion would fail to score
again and have to stop a vicious
Kutztown aerial attack to defend
its lead in the fourth.
On Kutztown's first drive of
the final quarter, Breault used
two runs, a scramble by himself,
and six passing plays to cut the
lead to 33-20. The final pass of
the drive equaling a 25 yard TD
pass to Dom Mele.
With 3:26 to go in the game a
Tim Myers pass (questionable
call) was intercepted by Jones
and returned to the Clarion 36.
A Breault 11 yard completion to
McLaughlin and a 23 yard
scamper by Donnelly led to a
four yard touchdown reception
by Dom Mele, again.
(Cont. on pg. 20)
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(Cont.frompg. 19)
Clarion's lead was now less
than a touchdown at 33-27.
With only 1:36 to play, Clarion's
Joe Mackewich pounced on a
Kutztown onside-kick and
preserved a homecoming win.
What to do with mother
nature? Many people are sure to
have pneumonia because of last
Saturday's chilly, rain infested
contest. But it didn't halt the
two teams from putting up
points. Clarion totaled 392 yards
of offense. A balanced attack of
228 rushing yards and 175 yards
through the air. Not bad totals,
considering the conditions!
Outstandingly, they completed 8
of 13 third down conversions.
Kutztown 's offense really took
off in the second half. They
finished with 447 total yards,
291 in the second half. Highly
rated passer Andy Breault passed
for 337 yards completing 29
passes, both above his average.
Breault's 252 passing yards in
the second half couldn't pull
Kutztown over the massive
hump to defeat Clarion. He is
not "Superman," though he does
air it up a bit. Most of Breault's
passes went to Mark Steinmeyer,
who caught 10 for 142 yards and
also rushed for 50 yards. On the
Golden Eagle side of the coin,
Tim Myers passed for only 175
yards and 10 completions but,
much rather would have had the
victory.
Defensively, the Golden Eagles
were more like Golden Bears
than their opponents. Although
the "D" allowed Kutztown to
score points in the late minutes
of the contest, Clarion held the
Bears from scoring when it
counted. Frank Andrews has
simply become one of the best
linebackers in the PSAC. The
Golden Eagle sophomore led the
defense with 13 tackles.
Sophomore linebacker Damon
Mazoff was also a standout
snuffing 10 tackles, breaking up
three passes and recovering a
fumble. With these two "Bears"
anchoring the defense, Golden
Eagle football will be a force in
the future as well.
Other leaders for Clarion's
underrated defense were Gary
Thomas, Carlos Warner, Dusty
Stockslager and Dave
Burmeister. All of these Clarion
enforcers collected eight tackles
a piece. Warner also added two
sacks. Stockslager added an
interception and Burmeister
blocked a Kutztown punt.
Bernard Johnson gave a great
performance grabbing six tackles
and intercepting a Breault pass
foraTD.
The Golden Eagles will travel
to Lock Haven this Saturday for
another PSAC showdown.
Kickoff time is set at 2:00. If you
have no plans of visiting the
folks this weekend, a road trip
should be in order.
X-Country teams enjoy
competing in Division I
race at Notre Dame
byJeffMangus
SportsWriter
The Clarion University men
and women's cross country team
traveled to South Bend, Indiana
last weekend to take part in the
Notre Dame Invitational, one of
the most prestigious cross
country races in the nation. The
women placed last among
twenty teams, while the men
placed last among 22 teams.
The race was held at the golf
course which is on the campus at
Notre Dame and was broken up
into three races. The Blue Race
was for NCAA Division I teams.
The Gold Race was for Division
II schools and the JV Race was
for those schools who didn't fall
under the first two categories.
The meet was a "Who's Who" in
cross country, with the defending
and projected national
champions for NCAA Division I,
Division II and NAIA all
attending. There were also a
number of All-Americans
competing from these divisions.
The competition was so great
that the winning times of the
three races were within seconds
of each other.
The Clarion women were led
by Nancy Fullerton, who ran the
3.1 mile course in 19:36. 2, good
enough for 62nd place. Megan
Stecklair ran 21:37.6 which
placed her at 116th. Nicole
Yahres finished five seconds
later and placed 118th. Disa
Ruiz, Brandi Payne, Jen Gieason
and Stacy Jacobson also finished
for Clarion.
The men were led by Chris
Fenn who ran the five mile
course in 27:56, which placed
him at 125th. Matt Winger ran a
28:08 and placed 130th. Russ
Breindel finished right behind
Winger at 28:12 and finished
131st. Pat Jovanovich, Mike
Fricko and Chris Singleton also
finished for Clarion.
Head coach Ron Wiser said,
"In the long run, the* strict
competition of this meet will
help us." Wiser also pointed out
that many of the Clarion runners
lowered their times from earlier
in the season and that the top
five runners for the men finished
within 49 seconds of each other.
Places two through five for the
women finished within one
minute of each other.
The team returned to the
Keystone State for a meet at
Penn State this past Saturday.
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Clarion tennis team prepares to win
sixth consecutive PSAC crown
Clarion University's
outstanding women's tennis team
will be seeking its sixth straight
PSAC Championship this
weekend. The PSAC's are
scheduled for tomorrow and
Saturday at the Olde Hickory
Racquet Club in Lancaster, with
Millersville University being the
host institution.
Led by second year coach
Terry Acker, the Golden Eagles
enter the tournament with a 7-1
dual meet record, and seem to be
peaking for the PSAC's. Clarion
has posted 9-0, shut out wins
over St. Francis, Slippery Rock,
Lock Haven, Edinboro and
Duquesne. They have also
posted an 8-1 win over
Mercyhurst, a 7-2 win over Pitt
and a 4-2 decision (called on
account of darkness) over IUP.
The Eagles lone loss was at the
hands of Shippensburg, 8-1.
Clarion edged Shippensburg in
team points last year 28-27 to
win its fifth straight PSAC
crown. The 1991 championship
is expected to come down to
Clarion, Shippensburg and
surging California.
Shippensburg, led by coach
Stan Line, enters the
championship with an
impressive 13-3 overall mark,
while (jal, led by head coach
Rich Saccani, has led his team to
a perfect 15-0 dual meet record.
"I think our team has improved
with every match this season and
we're peaking at the right time,"
said Clarion head coach Terry
Acker. "Our strength all year has
been in our talent up and down
the line-up, and that strength will
determine if we are to repeat
again. The keys for us will be
not getting upset in the first
rounds, then winning the critical
head to head matches in the
semi's and finals. Overall, the
team that is upset the least
number of times will win the
team title."
The Golden Eagle line-up will
have sophomore Shara
Wolkomir at #1 singles, senior
Lori Berk at #2, junior Marianne
Martin at #3, junior Darcy
Ingham at #4, junior Roxanne
Milton at #5 and senior Natalie
Neelan at #6. The doubles
tandems will be Wolkomir and
Ingham at #1, Berk and Martin at
#2 and Neelan and junior
Jennifer Keil at #3.
Wolkomir won the PSAC's at
#3 singles a year ago, finishing
with a 17-1 overall record. This
season, moving to the top spot,
Wolkomir has a dual record < f 7-
2.
Berk, a veteran of the PSAC
Tourney, won the #5 singles title
last year and #6 singles in 1989.
Posting a 1991 record of 8-1, she
has a career dual singles mark of
41-4.
Martin, also a veteran of the
Number two singles competitor Lori Berk, a senior, sets up for
teammates are set to bring home their sixth straight PSAC title
PSAC wars, placed second last Ingham posted a solid overall
year at #2 singles. Entering the
year with a career dual meet
record of 23-1, Martin suffered
an injury, forcing her to sit out
the first part of the season. When
she finally returned, she slipped
to a 3-3 mark, but is hoping to
regain her form this weekend.
Ingham, Milton and Neelan
will be participating in their first
PSAC Tourney in singles play.
Playing at #4 most of the season,
Golden Eagle Spikers come up
even to begin season's second half
record of 8-1. Milton, who
played mostly at #5 singles this
season, also played well in
registering a 7-1 record. Neelan,
who played in all but one singles
match this season at #6, enters
the PSAC's with a quality 6-1
mark.
The Golden Eagles have
always scored well in doubles
and the team is hoping 1991 will
be no exception. Wolkomir and
Ingham posted a 6-2 doubles
slate this year at #1.
The #2 doubles tandem of
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
a strong forehand. Berk and
Berk and Martin have won at #2
at PSAC's each of the past two
seasons and will be looking for a
third this weekend. The duo was
5-1 this season. The #3 doubles
team of Neelan and Keil have a
2-1 and hope to have a strong
PSAC showing.
"Overall, PSAC tennis has
really improved," said Acker.
"We know that there are some
outstanding players on a number
of teams that" will play an
important role."
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
by Dan Parrish
Sports Writer
On the road for both their
games last week, the Golden
Eagles ended with a draw, 1-1.
Tuesday started off the second
half of the conference season
with the team traveling to IUP
for the two teams' sixth meeting
of the season. Clarion had a
chance to tie up the series at
three a piece, but they came up
short, losing to IUP three games
to one (7-15, 15-9, 8-15 and 8-
15). "The team made too many
hitting errors," said head coach
Sue Flaherty. The team had 10
service errors and eight receiving
errors, each of which cost
Clarion a point. Team leaders for
the IUP match included Linda
Cunningham with nine kills,
sophomore Barb Mellinger close
behind with eight kills and junior
Julie Bentz added eight kills.
Assisting them on their kills was
junior Wendy Ellenberger with
27 assists. And on the defensive
side, Julie Bentz had 10 digs and
Wendy Ellenberger had seven.
Thursday brought a road trip to
Meadville and Allegheny
College where the Golden
Eagles posted a big win. The
Lady Eagles won decisively in
four games (6-15, 15-8, 15-11
and 15-8). Coach Flaherty
believes the team is playing a lot
more relaxed, now that they are
not in contention for a PSAC
conference title this year. "The
team is playing a lot better,
because there is no pressure to
win every match, " Flaherty said.
The team did play some good
ball with freshman Meghan
Kelly nailing four service aces
and Wendy Ellenberger
collecting 36 set assists.
Cunningham and Mellinger both
had 12 kills and freshman Linda
Keiblerhad 13 digs.
Clarion will host Point Park
College tonight at Tippin
Gymnasium. Point Park is only
in its second season. Trivia note:
One of the assistant coaches for
Point Park is former Clarion
standout, Carrie Walker. The
match starts at 7:00 p.m.
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by Christopher Horner
Photography Editor
It is six o'clock in the morning,
that time when only the
proverbial milkman begins to
make his rounds, while most
everyone else is still asleep. All
is quiet, except inside Tippin
gym. The pulsating sound of
forty feet pounding the floor
roars throughout the building.
It's that time of the year again.
The Clarion University men's
basketball team began its first
practice of the season Tuesday
morning at 6 a.m. According to
Coach Ron Righter, the practice
was "crisp and quick." The team
worked out for approximately
ninety minutes concentrating on
fundamentals and basic
defensive skills. Conditioning
was a large part of the session
also. Clarion's mentor noted that
the entire team put forth "good
efforts."
The early morning practice
was only the beginning,
however. Later in the evening,
followirg the volleyball match
against Slippery Rock, the team
played a blue-gold scrimmage
game that was open to the
public. Righter wanted to get a
"real good, hard look" at his
team.
I had the pleasure of speaking
with Ron Righter prior to the
scrimmage and asked the coach
about his team and the season
that is ahead.
CH: What are the strengths of
this year's squad?
RR: We have more
communication, especially on
defense. Better defense. We're
looking very good on the wings
for 3 pointers.
CH: How is the team's bench
depth?
RR: It looks better on paper.
We are still looking for
consistency on both offense and
defense.
CH: What are the differences
between last year's team and this
year's?
RR: Our strong point is
offense. We'll put numbers on
the board. We are also better
conditioned. I am very pleased
with the pre-season conditioning.
CH: Rank this year's team to
last year's?
RR: I really like their attitudes.
The blend between vets and the
Taking a "hard look"
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new guys. There is "lotsa
talking going on,
especially self talk.
CH: Rank this year's team to
PSAC opponents?
RR: We have "come out of the
ashes," and earned their respect.
We strike in different ways, but
we need to get more consistent,
especially on the road.
CH: PSAC predictions?
RR: Cal and IUP will be
picked. Then Edinboro, Ship, us
and the Rock.
CH: What are the determining
factors for a successful season?
RR: Conditioning, aggressive
defense and consistency. The
team has two goals: Aggressive
defense and going to the
playoffs.
CH: How about an overall
summary of the 1991 team?
RR: The team enjoys playing.
We are 10 - 12, maybe 13
players deep. We have improved
inside and made some obvious
defensive changes. We are much
stronger towards the defensive
end of the floor.
I also asked the coach
about team players.
CH: Cruse?
RR: I'm expecting a big year.
He's in better shape and
improved his shot selection.
CH: Morton?
RR: He doesn't miss much.
CH: Standouts?
RR: Cruse and Morton are
givens. Wojo is stronger and
more mature. Seasoned play of
Rubin, McCarthy, Archer and
Vizza, in addition to new faces.
CH: Speaking of transfers?
RR: 6* 8", 230 pound Steve
Branch, a sophomore from
Detroit is a pleasant surprise. He
has raw talent and the guys
really enjoy playing with him.
I concluded my time with
Coach Righter by asking the
inevitable question.
CH: How are you going to do?
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Paul Vizza takes a shoulder from teammate Dave Cruse
during Tuesday night's blue-gold scrimmage.
RR: The conference is strong,
but we'll be in the heart of it. It
will come down to the last week.
We play three games on the road.
Clarion will have something to
say about it
The strong efforts shown by
"Ron's boys" at Tuesday night's
scrimmage shows that this team
is ready to play. If they remain
conditioned, aggressive and
consistent, going to the playoffs
in the future will be fact, not
fallacy.
And "Clarion will have
something to say about it."
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Sophomore transfer Steve Branch looks to contribute to
Clarion's success in the 1991-92 season.
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Your Delta Chi Brothers.
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Thank you for the beautiful roses. You
made my night and Homecoming! I
love you all. Love, Kelly.
Mark - Why? Because you're
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love you - Karin.
Matt, Thanks for working so hard on
the float with me. You did a lot of
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Congratulations to DeeJay Pottinger
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Sports Opinion
Steinbrenner Syndrome begins to plague
baseball's unloyal front offices
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Last week was a very exciting
week to be a sports fan. The
Buffalo Bills suffered their first
defeat of the season, getting
thrashed by Kansas City. The
Major League playoffs began
with Minnesota eventually
winning the AL crown and
Pittsburgh battling back from a
2-1 deficit to lead in the series,
3-2. And Saturday brought some
of the biggest college pigskin
games of the year: The
Hurricanes of Miami defeated
Penn State, 26-20 down in the
Sunshine State; Notre Dame
trounced on 12th ranked Pitt, 42-
7; The Florida Gators beat The
Vols of Tennessee, 35-18; The
fifth ranked Sooners lost to
Texas, 10-7; and Illinois won a
close one against Ohio State, 10-
7. But all of these great events
seemed to be weakened in the
greatness by something of a
more serious nature in the sports
world.
Last week, in seven
consecutive days, seven Major
League managers were fired; a
few of those firings were non-
deserving. The playoffs seemed
tainted by the unloyalty of
certain baseball front offices.
The front offices that I would
like to condemn for their
unexcusable mistakes are New
York, Milwaukee, Boston and
Seattle.
During the excitement of last
week's playoff series', the
Yankees announced that they
were firing manager Stump
Merrill. Merrill knew last
Sunday that GM Gene Michael
was dissatisfied with New York's
second half performance in
1991. The first year manager
took the line up card out to the
umpires before last Sunday's
game against Cleveland, a task
he usually gives to one of his
other coaches.
According to USA Today ,
Merrill was quoted as saying, "I
just wanted to say goodbye to
the umpires. It was the easiest
way to do it."
The Yankees posted a 71-91
record to finish fifth in the AL
East. Michael has blamed all of
New York's troubles on Merrill,
who replaced Bucky Dent last
June. I don't feel that Merrill
should be held responsible for all
of the Yankees misfortunes.
Sure, they didn't have the season
that they should have had but,
New York did improve their
bullpen with up and coming
youngsters and they do have
players that, with enough
experience, could give them a
winning season in a few years. I
feel that the Yankees' front
office was too quick in judging
Merrill's abilities as head coach.
Giving Merrill only one year to
turn around a ball club who has
had many troubles, is
reminiscent of the George
Steinbrenner days, something all
Student Senate will hold a
General Assembly meeting
on Tuesday October 22 at 6
p.m. in Pierce Auditorium.
This meeting is
mandatory for all campus
organizations.
Come find out what is
happening with Student
Senate.
New York fans want to forget
After the firing of Merrill,
came more unsympathetic
releasings of managers.
Milwaukee announced last week
that they were firing Tom
Trebelhorn. This is another
appalling move from a front
office. Trebelhorn guided the
Brewers to one of the league's
best turn arounds in the second
half of the season. Milwaukee
finished with an 83-79 record,
winning eight out of their last ten
games. Why fire a man that
motivated a mediocre club to a
fourth place finish in the AL
East
Boston and Seattle took their
turn in this stupid escapade firing
their head coaches. Boston
announced last week that they
were terminating Joe Morgan's
contract. This, to me, was one of
the most confusing moves in
history. Morgan led the Bosox to
two pennant winning seasons
and two second place finishes.
Okay, so Boston failed to win a
world title. Does this justify the
firing of a manager who had one
of the best winning percentages
in baseball.
Seattle also fired their manager
Jim Lefebvre last week. Why?
Lefebvre guided the Mariners to
an 83-79 record, the first above
.500 season in the franchise's
history. Seattle's record is even
more impressive when you
consider that they played in the
toughest division in baseball, the
ALWesL
These various teams should be
ashamed of their wrong-doings.
Their managers gave it their best
effort possible and still were
betrayed. If things of this nature
persist, every team in the league
will soon fire their staffs simply
because they failed to win
games. Major league baseball
should take lessons from other
sports. Do not be so judgmental,
look at the talent they have to
work with. Analyze how these
managers handled certain
problems with players on and off
the field. These two simple
aspects will surely make front
offices revaluate their priorities.
If steps aren't taken to
eliminate this problem, fans and
reporters around the nation will
begin to make another sport
America's pastime. Somewhere
out there, I know that
Steinbrenner is smiling. . .
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News Clips
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• National -
Nurse claims harassment
Greensburg, Pa. - A nurse who served in the U. S. military
during the Gulf War said Saudi civilians sexually touched her
and other female U.S. soldiers.
The claims were made by Kathy Zombek, 29, a former
Army regular who volunteered for service in the gulf.
Zombek returned from the gulf in April and resigned from
the Army Reserve days afterward.
- State •
Alcohol Awareness???
Greensburg - An alcohol awareness week in the Greensburg
Salem school district had more than educational programs las
week.
The school district's superintendent was arraigned on drunk
driving charges and police arrested 11 juveniles for underage
drinking at the home of the school board president
Police say Greensburg Salem school board president Barbar;
Hinkle was out of town Saturday when they responded to a
disturbing the peace call at her home. The names of the elever
juveniles were not released to the public.
M
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• Enrollment decrease
Pg.5
• Construction on Harvey Hall
Pg.9
Features
• African night
Pg.H
• Gerry Ellis at Clarion
Pg.15
Sports
• Football team loses
Pg. 19-20
• Women's basketball preview
Pg.22
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
Today - Mostly Sunny. High 75-80.
Friday - Continued warm and sunny. High 80.
Saturday - Unseasonably warm temps. High 80.
Sunday - Slightly cooler temps. High 65-70.
Monday - Mostly cloudy and cooler. A 60 percent
chance of showers. High temps 55-60.
Tuesday - Rain in the morning. High 55-60.
State set to return
$600,000 to Clarion
Deanna Raulston
News Writer
On Thursday, October 17, 1991,
the Board of Governors of the
State System of Higher Education
(SSHE) voted on two proposals
concerning the $7.6 million that is
being returned by the state to the
14 SSHE schools.
The extra funds are the result of
the reduction of employer
contribution by the State
Employment Retirement System
from 11.3 percent to 8.6 percent.
Thus, the $7.6 million savings.
This savings will be divided
among the 14 state schools.
Individual allocations were made
according to gross square footage
of the universities and the number
of FTE students. This means a
refund of $600,000 to Clarion
University.
At the Board of Governors
meeting, it was decided that this
refund will go to deferred
maintenance and/or instructional
equipment such as, computers, for
the universities. Breakdown of the
funds between the two projects can
be determined by individual
schools. However, at the end of
the 1991-1992 fiscal year, each
university must submit a list to the
Board of Governors stating what
the funds were used for.
There is a drawback to this
decision. By using the funds for
deferred maintenance, the
restoration of a $3.8 million
appropriation that was line- item
voted could be jeopardized.
The alternate option for
disbursement of the $7.6 million
refund was to allow $4.1 million
of the refund to be put toward a
specific purpose or used for
instructional budgets. The
remaining $3.5 million would be
given back to students in the form
of a $38 reduction in tuition per
student in the spring semester.
However, this option was not
chosen by the Board
Other items on the agenda at the
Board of Governors meeting
included the 1992-93
appropriations request. The
request amounts to a total of
$407,605,448, an increase of 9.88
percent over last year.
"In order for tuition to stay at its
current level, the state has to
support us that full 9.88 percent,"
said Monica Douglas, student
senate president and member of
the Board of Governors of SSHE.
But if Clarion University does
not get the additional funding
from the state, Clarion's tuition
could go up an additional $392
over this years increase.
Douglas said, "It is the students'
time to start lobbying the
legislators, lobbying the governor
... to get support for higher
education."
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HID6 PARK
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Happy
Birthday
In the past twenty years much
has happened to the Clarion
campus; most of us haven't seen
all of the changes, but over the
years we've all been a part of
them. Organizations have come
and gone. The ones that have
stayed here have gotten stronger.
Granted, they've all had their
times when enthusiasm ran low,
but an incoming crop of
freshmen in the fall always
breathed new life into the
organization.
Twenty years ago, September
20, 1971, WCCB started
broadcasting and has become
almost an icon among its peers.
From the day it started, 4 CCB has
given its staff members creative
liberties and has always been
somewhat lax in the punishment
department. But then this is as
much a strength as it is a
weakness, because the people
working there would give their
life (not quite) to keep the
friendly "clubhouse" going. It is
hard to make people do things, in
other words, "Do it or I'll say do
it again!" That is what makes
WCCB special.
Over the years 'CCB has
suffered many hardships. Morale
has hit all time lows, only to be
miraculously rejuvenated. 1990-
91 was a crucial year for the
station. There was no funding;
WCCB was broke. It looked like
'CCB would come grinding to a
halt; never to be heard from
again. . . but eventually WCCB
internally generated enough
revenue to keep going. Many
people put everything they had
into the station because no one
could stand to see the proud
tradition come to a close.
The future now looks good for
WCCB. We are waiting to be
moved into the new studio in
Riemer Center, and we once
again have funding.
WCCB has always strived to
give people what they couldn't
get anywhere else. That has
always been, and always will be,
what Hot Rock 640 is all about.
On September 20, 1991,
someone came into WCCB after
it was closed and stole over one
thousand dollars worth of
compact discs. This music,
which once could be accessed by
all Clarion students is now kept
by one selfish person. The CD's
were taken as much from you as
they were from us. We have to
ask ourselves, "Why would we
be robbed, what purpose would
it serve?" The answer to the first
is personal greed. By their
actions, the thief violated a basic
trust that 'CCB lives by. As for
(Cont. on Pg. 3)
WOW, what a relief!
Another issue of the Clarion
Call has been laid out, printed
and distributed.
It's Thursday, the day to sit
back and relax, and perhaps later
start thinking about next week's
issue.
By the way, next week's issue
is the Halloween issue. So there
is truly a reason to look forward
to next week.
But, never mind about that,
there's still some unfinished
business to this week's issue.
That's right, I now have to sit
through the two days of people
complaining.
Complaining about those ever
decreasing typos in each week's
issue, and all the other problems
they have with the issue.
First off, you have those
grammar bookworms who could
find a comma splice in a
haystack, if necessary.
Next comes those spelling
wizzerds. You know them, the
one's who carry a diktionary
around campus reading the signs
hung up looking for typooos.
After this, you get those
students, that no one knows or
ever has seen. They belong to the
crochet club, and they come
storming in, asking where the
full page story and photo layout
on their club is.
Last, but certainly not least,
comes the harshest criticism o;
all.
The criticism coming from my
fellow communication majors
hurts the most. These folks
fortunately, or maybe
unfortunately, have the education
and background to find the
layout and other errors.
This is the criticism that hurts
me and all the other editors at the
Call the most.
I think people on this campus
need to learn something about
this paper and other media
organizations on campus. We are
here toeducate as well as inform.
Heaven knows that technical
problems, and other problems
never pop up on the radio
stations on campus or the
university television station.
It's funny, but the criticism of
me and the work of this paper is
harsher and more bountiful than
at the professional newspapers
I've worked at.
Finally, most of my close
friends ask me why I get along
with so few people at this
university, and why I'm so
disliked for what I say, do and
write.
Perhaps, the criticism is finally
getting to me after about 35
issues and a year and a half.
Until next week. . . Farewell.
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Dear Editor:
When you have a question
about Clarion's bureaucracy —
such as, how to fill out one of the
infinite number of forms
required for anything and
everything, who do you talk to
first? A college dean? Wrong!
A department chairperson?
Wrong! How about one of the
other professors? Wrong again!
Undoubtedly, nine times out of
ten your question is answered by
one of Clarion's most valuable
assets — our secretaries.
Practically every minute of a
secretary's day is devoted to our
problems. I think it is vital and
only fair that each of us take
some time to try and relate to the
countless demands placed upon a
secretary's time each day. I'm
sure this article will not touch
upon every aspect of a
secretary's hectic schedule, but I
hope it will help make a dent in
the thoughtless, thankless and
selfish attitudes of many
students, faculty and
administrators.
A typical office scene on
campus could include any and all
of the following: phones ringing
continuously, professors and
administrators spouting off
instructions and how vital it is
for their "project" to be
completed right away, messages
and packages being delivered,
students airing their grievances
about university policies — as
they remind everyone that they
are in a hurry, and at the center
of all this activity is the
secretary. He or she drops
whatever they were doing, in
order to find solutions for
everyone else's questions and
still has to manage to complete
their own tasks while
maintaining a pleasant attitude.
Trust me, this scenario is
extremely simplified, so that I
may get my point across.
I realize that there are a select
few individuals who do treat our
secretaries with respect,
thoughtfulness and appreciation,
but for the majority who do
not — pay attention.
The next time you walk into an
office on campus, remember
these helpful hints: be
polite— you will get much better
results if your attitude is
personable; slow down — your
problem will get resolved, but it
may take a bit longer than you
expected; think before you
speak — do not complain to the
secretaries about the
bureaucracy, because they work
within it every day and already
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■ Phil Snick
CUP Student
S.A.V.E.
Update
Dear Editor:
Students Against Violating the
Environment, better known as
SAVE, is now chartered as a
recognized student organization.
Our organization would like to
thank Student Senate President
Monica Douglas and student
senator Crystal Knorr for their
help in this process.
Due to their assistance, SAVE
now has all the rights and
privileges of other student
organizations.
SAVE began about two years
ago with professor Jim Flahaven
as the advisor. SAVE has worked
with the local group PEACE, in
making signs to help raise
money in the battle against
Concord and the proposed
hazardous waste treatment
center.
Finally, following the hard
work of several strong believers
in our cause and the
environment, SAVE became a
chartered organization.
What is SAVE doing now you
ask?
Currently, we hold meetings,
every other Monday evening in
the Harvey Vending Area. Our
next scheduled meeting is on
October 28, at 9 p.m.
Our meetings are open to all
Clarion University students and
anyone else in the university
community with similar
interests.
SAVE has also planned several
nature walks, trips to Cook
Forest, hosting of guest speakers,
and is now trying to become
involved in the university's
recycling program.
The SAVE organization can
only work with suggestions and
involvement of concerned
students, so mark October 28 on
your calender.
- Keith Mikula
SAVE Chairman
Editor Note: Students are
reminded to look for the weekly
or biweekly articles in the
Clarion Call concerning
the work of the
SAVE organization.
Hide Park. . .
(Cont. from pg. 2)
the second question, "What
purpose does it serve?" We are
happy to say none. If anything,
the members of WCCB have
rallied within themselves and
become stronger for it
Nonetheless, life goes on.
Those of us who work there have
taken this very personally. You
see, it's not the money, it's the
fact that WCCB lost her
innocence. It can never be as
trusting and open as it once was.
Happy
Birthday
WCCB.
- This week's Hide Park piece
was a joint effort of current
students working at
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* Returning Adults and Commuting Students
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Clarion University not alone in
fighting campus parking problems
(CPS) - They're asphalt battle
zones. That show up on every
campus, Clarion University
included.
Every morning, thousands of
student soldiers climb into their
mobile units - sporty and small,
bulky and rusting - and fight for
a small rectangular space defined
by painted white lines.
Most lose.
Permits, tickets, fines, towed
cars and just plain aggravation
over this increasingly
endangered species - the parking
space - seem to gain more
attention every year.
Why?
Because students are paying
more for permits, more for
parking violations and are
finding fewer spaces.
Administrators are looking for
creative ways to curb the hue
and cry and punish violators.
"We're all facing the same
problems," says Sue Justen,
parking division manager at the
University of Washington in
Seattle. "As campuses enlarge
and put up additional labs,
buildings, etc., they are building
on their lots.
"That takes away close-up
parking," she says. "And as we
replace surface lots with ramps
and garages, they're more
expensive so people are paying
more."
How much more?
That depends on the school.
Here are some yearly permit
prices at colleges around the
country:
* University of Arizona - $20
for surface lots farthest from
campus; $1,325 for a "premium"
reserved 24-hour spot.
* University of New Mexico -
general student permits are $45;
$325 for reserved spots complete
with your own "Reserved for
(your name here)" sign.
* Southeastern Louisiana
University - last year's $10
permit now costs $15
Who's Who
applications may
be picked up by
qualifying
students in
222 Egbert.
The deadline is
November 15
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
It's nice to know that all universities suffer from parking problems, not just Clarion
University.
* University of Nebraska at
Lincoln - faculty reserved spaces
(including a spot for the
chancellor) are $265. Student
reserves spots are $150. Remote
lotpermitsare$10.
* University of Southern
Maine - most permits cost $20
for students and faculty.
* Clarion University currently
charges $15 for two semesters.
Meanwhile, a large number of
schools are establishing or
increasing shuttle services that
make for a college version of
park and ride.
"A lot of our parking spaces
are located on the perimeter so
we found that a lot of students
park there and take the shuttle
onto campus," says John
Henderson, administrative
assistant in the Arizona parking
and transportation office.
"We're presently transporting
over 5,000 students a week."
Arizona's shuttle service is
free, as it is at Nebraska.
Nebraska recently put more
2-Piece
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fillets, fryes & cole slaw
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any other
coupon or
discount
emphasis on utilizing shuttle
service after the university hired
consultants to conduct a study of
its parking situation.
"They felt that we needed to
improve our shuttle service and
make better use of our remote
parking areas," says Ray Coffey,
Nebraska's business manager
and newly appointed parking
administrator. "Now we're
working with some very positive
shuttle programs to better
accommodate users."
The University of Washington
is working on a program to
decrease the number of cars on
campus and make transportation
more economical for students.
The new "U-Pass" costs
students $6 a month, buying
them 24-hour free access to
buses, emergency rides home by
taxis and night security shuttle
service.
The school is also offering free
parking for carpoolers and
inexpensive parking tickets ($1)
at up to two per week.
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$3.49
(Good up to 4 offers)
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lemon crumb topping served
over rice pilaf. with green beans,
cole slaw & a breadstick
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The regular parking rates are
steadily climbing to encourage
use of the new programs.
"Our stadium is built on the
water. We are situated between
Union Bay and Lake
Washington. We're basically on
a natural hourglass and there are
lots of bridges," Justen says.
"When school starts there is a
tremendous impact on the city."
As a result, the city passed an
ordinance barring the university
from adding any more parking
spaces. The U-Pass is partially a
result of that and partially the
result of successful programs
elsewhere.
Another university with a
problem because of its city's
unique natural design is the
University of Wisconsin at
Madison.
Madison is an isthmus - a
narrow stretch of land
connecting two larger pieces of
land. That has caused
diminished parking space and
increased headaches for
everyone, both students and
residents.
To park in Madison for a
prolonged period of time, people
purchase permits for off-street
parking and for 48-hour permits
in special areas.
Police are serious about
enforcement.
In 1988 they issued 175,000
tickets; in 1990, 183,000 tickets.
Through August 1991, the
parking division alone has issued
about 100,000 tickets.
Sgt. Victor Lambert who heads
parking enforcement in the
traffic bureau says his unit just
deals with on-street violators.
"We're very strict We have 18
people who just give tickets," he
says. In addition, another city
traffic division stations officers
at the city's parking garages to
write tickets.
New police bicycle patrol units
on some campuses are issuing
more tickets, adding to the
challenge students face on a
daily basis.
The new obstacles aren't
making students happy campers.
"All dressed up and nowhere
to park," began an editorial in
the Michigan State News. "'No
Parking' signs have become old
hat and free parking spaces are
revered. . . "
Just before the University of
New Mexico announced its plans
to build another parking facility,
an editorial in the Daily Lobo
suggested eliminating reserved
parking spaces for the university
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Clarion University's enrollment
figures decline for 1991 fall semester
by Michelle Sparer
News Editor
The 1991 fall enrollment for
Clarion University decreased by
409 students bringing the total
number to 6,209. This drop may
seem drastic compared to last
year's record high of 6,618
students, but it can be attributed
to the Information Technology
Education for the
Commonwealth (ITEC) program
and the full-time undergraduate
headcount
ITEC's funding was recently
reduced by Gov. Casey due to
budget cutbacks. The program
required the hiring of people to
instruct teachers on how to
institute computers in the
classroom.
"Clarion University was
funded to handle that program,''
said Dean of Enrollment
Management and Academic
Records, John Shropshire.
"Those people were coded as
CUP. students, so our numbers
were pretty much inflated over
the past several years."
The full-time undergraduate
enrollment also contributed to
the loss of students. According
to the Office of Academic
Affairs, "This decrease is the
combined result of the
graduation of the large r 1986 and
1987 new student classes and the
significant decrease in the
enrollments of the three new
student classes of 1989 through
1991."
This lack of new students is the
result of fewer graduating high
school seniors. "The
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania
has been losing many
graduating students from
Pennsylvania's high schools
since 1970," said Shropshire.
"In fact, almost 90,000 fewer
students are graduating from
Pennsylvania's high schools than
in 1970."
It is expected in 1994 for those
numbers to bottom out and only
111,000 high school students to
graduate.
According to Shropshire, these
statistics are the primary reason
enrollment has dropped for
Clarion and other colleges and
unive sities in western
Pennsylvania. Slippery Rock's
enrollment, for example,
dropped 134 this year. Edinboro
and Indiana University of
Pennsylvania both dropped close
to 200.
"We are all experiencing the
prosperous towns to other areas
in search of jobs.
"The recession has never
ended in western Pennsylvania,"
said Shropshire. "Our population
is still declining at a faster rate
than the norm."
It used to be that 99 percent of
all people coming to C.U.P were
an institution would expect to
provide on a college campus."
Since that percentage has
drastically declined, "Clarion has
been forced to explore other
markets such as the international
students and the non-traditional
students" or returning adults.
Although Clarion supports the
CLARION UNIVERSITY
ENROLLMENT FIGURES
FALL SEMESTERS' 1989-1991
7000
(Total = 6485)
(Total =6618)
(Total = 6209)
-6000
4500
3000
1500
Fall 1989
Fall 1990
Fall 1991
* All-time enrollment high for Clarion University of Pennsylvania
-Graph figures courtesy of the
Clarion University Office of Academic Affairs
same problem," said Shropshire.
This part of the state has felt
more of an impact on enrollment
than other areas due to economic
depression. A large number of
people are moving from once
directly from high school.
These 17 and 18 year olds are
the key to any university's
survival because they are the
ones who live in the dorms and
"have a traditional lifestyle that
largest non-traditional student
population (IS to 16 percent)
between the two campuses,
Venango has the majority in
relation to those coming directly
from high school.
Along with focusing on a
variety of students, Clarior will
also be concentrating on
different areas within the state
for recruitment. According to
Shropshire, "We will be
spending a lot more time in
central Pennsylvania and the
Philadelphia area. Those are the
areas where the population is
increasing in quantity and the
quality factor. Not only are there
more of them but they also tend
to score higher on SAT's."
Western Pennsylvania's high
school students are exhibiting
lower scores than their counter
parts in the other half of the
state. This may be attributed to a
lack of college preparation
which is a major area of
concentration in the central and
eastern portions of Pennsylvania.
The ten percent plan, however,
may inhibit Clarion's goals of
recruiting from the eastern part
of the state. "The state schools
that have more than ten percent
of their students from out of state
are being asked to get their
numbers down around ten
percent," said Shropshire.
"Westchester, for example, is
right on the border of
Pennsylvania, Delaware and
New Jersey and almost 40
percert of their students are from
out of state. If they have to get
their numbers down, they will
steal more of the students we are
interested in."
Clarion's enrollment drop is
cause for concern but according
to Shropshire, they are
comfortable with the present
numbers. The student faculty
ratio of one to 19 remains
competitive with larger schools
whose ratios range from one to
23 and 24.
"We are optimistic about the
future," said Shropshire. "It will
get tougher because of the
decline but the university enjoys
a great visibility factor."
EXCELLENCE
THROUGH
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Preventing college campus rapes
(CPS) - The nation's experts
on campus rape told horror
stories.
More than 10 fraternity
brothers gang-rape a virgin at
San Diego State University.
One year after the incident, the
fraternity holds a party in honor
of the event. No one is
prosecuted.
A fraternity chapter at Ohio
State University and another at
Bloomsburg University in
Pennsylvania require pledges to
commit a gang rape or beat up a
woman for induction.
Countless women report date
and acquaintance rapes only to
be told by police and campus
administrators that they are to
blame. "Why were you
drinking? Why were you alone
in the man's apartment?"
Their forceful voices sent
vibrations of anger, frustration
and utter confusion bouncing off
the walls as they recounted story
after story of sexual assault on
college campuses, large and
small, public and private -
nationwide.
Why is this happening?
At the first Conference on
Sexual Assault on Campus,
experts on rape, students and
those working at colleges and
universities in counseling, law
enforcement and administration
promoted a national campaign
against campus rape.
The recent conference in
Orlando, Fla., was sponsored by
the Safe Schools Coalition Inc.,
a non-profit organization
dedicated to making colleges
and schools a safer place to live
and work.
One in four women in college
today will be the victim of rape
or attempted rape.
Rape, especially date and
acquaintance rape, is the most
underreported of any crime.
About 75 percent of campus
rapes involve alcohol.
Those figures come from
Andrea Parrot of Cornell
Universitie's Department of
Human Service Studies.
Parrot isn't the only expert
armed with sobering statistics.
Bernice Sandler, executive
director of the Association of
American College's Status and
Education of Women project,
says 100 gang rapes have been
reported at colleges and
universities since 1985.
Both agree that attitudes are
much of the problem.
"There are people out there
who think date rape is an
oxymoron," Parrot says. "We
have to think about the types of
students on our campuses that we
need to reach. . . and realize that
we can't change opinions with
one (educational) program." .
The attitude problems are
coming from many directions.
"A lot of these men have
perceptions diametrically
opposed to the women. They
don't really know they
committed a rape," she says.
Parrot adds that administrators'
responses are crucial as well.
She divides them into three
groups: those who won't deal
with campus rape until it happens
on their campus, those who bury
their heads in the sand and come
up with creative ways to prevent
victims from reporting rapes; and
those who see that date rape is
real and take steps to prevent it
from happening.
"We need to tell administrators
to revise their policies. . . and
tell them that if we don't handle
this problem it could cost them a
lot of money (from lawsuits),"
she says.
Police now promote sensitivity
and training.
"If your people in your
department at your university
don't care, nothing you do will
come across right," says Richard
Turkiewicz, police chief at the
University of Central Florida.
Leslie Scoville of the Rutgers
University police department
agrees and adds that in addition
to taking added security
measures on campus to prevent
rape - such as additional lighting,
keeping shrubs trimmed,
evaluating building plans, the
scheduling of night classes and
establishing campus emergency
communication - individual
officer training is crucial.
"One session a year is not
enough," she says. "We have to
work with prosecutors, rape
crisis counseling services and
victim assistance programs."
People also need to encourage
prosecution, they say.
Carol Bohmer, a former
attorney and now a professor in
Cornell's sociology department,
says taking rape charges through
the criminal justice system may
prove more beneficial to a victim
than a university's judicial
system.
"The goal of the campus
judicial system is different. Its
primary interest is in protecting
students, its reputations, its
finances," she says. "The
criminal justice system focuses
on punishing offenders."
Many victims are shying away
from criminal prosecution these
days and turning to civil action
against the alleged rapist and
against the schools for
improperly handling the victim's
report of the rape, Bohmer says.
Even with the increase in civil
action, a large percentage of
victims do not take any action
for fear of blame,
embarrassment, fear of
retaliation from her attacker and
fear that no one will believe her.
Jennifer Rabold, a senior at the
University of Richmond, is just
one of 60 students who bonded
together at the conference to
form the National Coalition of
Students Against Sexual Assault.
The organization has lofty
goals: It plans to develop
students workshops and
presentations that will be
coordinated for presentations
nationally, to write a newsletter,
to address the issues of sexual
assault among different ethnic
groups to form a network of
professionals working in the
field; to establish a library with
information about rape; and to
form a support system for rape
survivors that will help them
relocate to another school if their
administration is not responsive.
Rabold says the students have
also effectively earned spots on
the newly formed Safe Schools
Coalition, which was initially
made up of counselors,
professors and administrators.
"Students have had an impact,"
she says. "Administrators can
say all they want about dale rape,
but students are peer counselors
and they need to realize that, they
need to train us."
Rabold says because so many
rapes are not reported, students
who are friends of the victim
often become counselors by
default.
The students agree with the
experts that education is the key
to prevention.
Experts also agree that the most
aggressive educational materials
published about date rape on
campus, such as posters and
videotaped discussions, are
distributed by the Santa Monica
Rape Treatment Center, available
by calling 1-213-319-4000 or
writing to the treatment center in
the Santa Monica Hospital
Medical Center, 1250 Sixteenth
Street, Santa Monica, Calif.,
90404.
In addition to aggressive
educational programming,
Parrot recommends that:
* Schools should conduct
sexual assault surveys to assess
the scope of their problem.
'"Schools should ban
organizations that encourage
date or gang rape.
* Schools should promote
media coverage of the problem.
* Schools should hold closed
judicial hearing that involve
rape.
* Schools should prohibit the
graduation or registration of a
person facing rape charges.
* Schools should have
comprehensive guidelines
defining rape and the
punishment for the crime.
Parrot also encouraged student
involvement. Rabold says
anyone interested in joining the
national student coalition can
write to its coordinator, Ashley
Belcher at Washington
University, 6515 Wydown, Box
4290, St Louis, Mo., 63105.
A video is also available to
Greek men called: "Fraternity
Men on Date Rape: A Candid
Conversation," the video
features the male viewpoint of
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Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of October 14 through October 21.
A student was cited for public drunkenness while attending the C&C
Music Factory concert on Sunday evening, October 13. The student
was administered the BAC test which registered a .18 alcohol content
Also on October 13 at the C&C Music Factory concert, a student was
cited for harassment. The student allegedly struck another student.
An investigation is pending.
Four text books were stolen from a locker on the second floor of
Marwick Boyd sometime between October 16 and 17. The books are:
Materials and Structures of Music I valued at $30; Sight Singing
valued at $20; Ear Training valued at $20; and Music of Black
Americans valued at $1 1. An investigation is pending.
On October 17, a wallet was reported stolen from a room on the third
floor of Nair Hall. The wallet contained various forms of
identification and $10 in cash. An investigation is pending.
A student was issued a citation for underage drinking near the
entrance of parking lot H, on October 17. The student was
administered the BAC test which revealed a .15 alcohol content.
On October 17, four students were discovered with alcohol in their
possession on the second floor of Campbell Hall. Student Affairs will
be notified.
A fire alarm was pulled by an unknown person in the basement of
Nair Hall on October 18. The false alarm is under investigation.
On October 18, an outside door at Campbell Hall was damaged by
unknown persons. Repairmen could not be located to make the
necessary repairs until the following day. An investigation is pending.
On October 18, a student was cited for public drunkenness when he
became disorderly in Wilkinson Hall. His intoxicated condition was
to a point that he needed to be transported to the hospital emergency
room for medical attention. The student was later released into the
care of friends.
Officers were called to the scene of a fight at the October 19 CABS
dance. The individuals involved were disbursed, but were later
involved in a disturbance at Wilkinson Hall. A few minor injuries
were reported. An investigation is pending.
On October 20, two students on the second floor of Wilkinson Hall
reported damage to their door lock. A foreign object was placed into
the lock, which prevented the students access to their room. An
investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
The music department will
host an open house/auditions
on Sunday, October 27 from
2:00 p.m. until 4:00 p.m. in
231 Marwick Boyd.
Students, faculty and the
community are welcome. I
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Outside Clarion
Radical Muslim group responsible for
latest round of bombings in Lebanon
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP service
International
News
Israeli Soldiers Possibly
Killed in Second Attack
Israel acknowledged a second
bomb attack Tuesday, on its
troops in Lebanon. But it says
no one was killed.
That's disputed by the group
that claims it planted the bombs.
The radical Muslim group,
Hezbollah, says it touched off
two roadside explosions, killing
15 Israeli soldiers.
The latest attacks by Hezbollah
started Sunday when the
guerrillas set off a bomb that
killed three Israeli soldiers.
The attacks are attributed to
opposition against next week's
Arab-Israeli peace talks.
American Hostage Finds
Refuge in Germany
The latest American hostage
freed in Lebanon has found a
haven at a U.S military hospital
in Germany where he's to get a
checkup whi e he waits for his
family.
Jesse Turner arrived to cheers
from patients and military
personnel in Wiesbaden. Turner
appears to be in good shape
despite five years of captivity.
Hard Work Ahead
for Czechoslovakia
President Bush says there's
hard work ahead for
Czechoslovakia as it works
toward democratic and economic
reform. His comment came at
welcoming ceremonies Tuesday
for Czechoslovakian president
Vaclav Havel. This is Havel's
first state visit to Washington.
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A new report under review in
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lack the skills needed to
contribute to the workforce.
The U.S. Labor Secretary's
Commission on achieving
necessary skills released the
report Tuesday afternoon.
Ex Klan Member Candidate
for Gubernatorial
The Bush Administration is
distancing itself from ex-Ku
Klux Klansman, David Duke,
who's one of two candidates in
Louisiana's Gubernatorial runoff
election. White House
spokesman Marlin Fitzwater
says Duke's claim to represent
the republican party is
"outrageous."
State
Alcohol Awareness Hits Home
for Greensburg
Alcohol Awareness Week in
the Greensburg Salem School
District had more than
educational programs last week.
The school district's
superintendent was arraigned on
a drunken driving charge and
police arrested eleven juveniles
for underage drinking at the
home of the school board
president.
Abortion Control
Act on Hold
Pennsylvania's abortion control
act is still on hold despite an
appeal court decision Monday,
upholding major components of
die law.
In back-to-back news
conferences at the state capitol
Tuesday, State Attorney General
Ernie Preate and pro-choice
activists both said further
appeals will probably keep the
law on hold.
The law requires a 24 hour
waiting period for abortions. It
also requires doctors to give
women information about
abortion and options before the
procedure. Parental notice will
be mandatory for women
under 18.
Campus
News
by Toni Ross
News Writer
Educators Against
Homophobia
The Merciad
Mercyhurst College is
campaigning to inform and
educate their community about
homosexuality.
Jeannine Gramick and Robert
Nugent, experts on homophobia,
which is the fear of
homosexuality, recently visited
Mercyhurst as co-facilitators of a
discussion entitled "Homophobia
in Religion and Society."
One of the reasons they have
been speaking about
homosexuality since 1971 is to
decrease the amount of violence
against gays and lesbians.
According to Gramick,
"Homophobia is the basis of
violence."
Mercyhurst has tried in the
past to support homosexuals. A
gay and lesbian support group
was formed but eventually fell
through.
Job Discrimination
Discussed At IUP
The Penn
David Dorsey, supervisor of
education and community
services at Indiana University of
Pennsylvania, recently talked to
IUP students about job
discrimination in today's society.
According to Dorsey, before a
person can claim job
discrimination exists, they must
belong to a specific group
concerning age, sex, race,
religion or handicaps. The
person must also be qualified for
the job.
Dorsey also talked about
different types of discrimination
such as retaliation and "failure to
reasonably accomodate a non-
job related handicap person."
Other topics disscussed
included information on how to
file a complaint with the
Pennsylvania Human Relations
Committee.
More Scandal
At Stanford
(CPS)-Many people were
saddened when Norman
Lewiston, a Stanford University
pediatrics professor, died in
August However, that does not
include his three wives.
After Lewiston died, an
obiturary ran in a local
newspaper which named his
widow. Shortly after, another
woman called Stanford Medical
School saying that she was
Lewsiston's wife. A few weeks
later, a third wife was discovered
in San Diego.
An investigation conducted by
school officials found that
Lewiston m; rried his first wife
in 1960, his second five years
ago and his third two years ago.
Job Market
Goes Casual
(CPS)- If you think you have to
dress for success in today's job
market, think again.
According to a report done by
Converse Inc., the pinstripe suit
is a thing of the past because
today's executives are dressing
more casually.
The report found that only 22
percent of U.S. companies
surveyed have a specific dress
code. Sixty-five percent of the
companies surveyed reported
that women are leading men in
the transition to less traditional
clothing.
The Clarion Call - 10-24-91- Page 9
Masonry renovation continues
on historical Harvey Hall building
by Bryan Delaney
News Writer
"The construction that is in
progress on Harvey Hall is the
result of masonry restoration,"
said Clare Heidler, director of
facilities management and
planning.
Moisture has caused the metal
plates above the windows and
doors On the back side of the
building to erode. The plates
allowed water in and caused rust
to form and expand the brick and
mortar.
As a result, the windows and
doors on the back side were
removed and filled with new
brick. The cracks have been
repointed — old mortar cut out
and replaced, according to Dave
Tomeo, director of university
centers.
Another part of the project was
the cleaning of the bricks with a
muric acid solution which
removed the ivy vine residue and
years of grime.
Both Heidler and Tomeo
commented on the impossibility
of keeping any type of wall
covering on the wall.
Harvey was originally built as
a gymnasium in 1931. In 1968 it
was converted to the Student
Center which now houses the
student activities office, the
Sequelle yearbook, the Call
newspaper office, WCCB radio
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Harvey Hall undergoes a much needed facelift.
The Bill of Rights
A Celebration of Freedom
; In honor of the 200th anniversary of the Bill of Rights on December 19 of this year, the Call will be printing the first ten amendments
from now until December 5, when the last issue of the paper will be published this semester.
- The first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution, known as the Bill of Rights, were written originally to protect people from harm by
j the newly created federal government. The Bill of Rights now applies to state and local governments, as well.
| Over the years, the Bill of Rights has been relied upon by people who think the government has harmed them by some action that they
1 believe violates the Constitution or the Bill of Rights.
| The courts have heard their grievances and have been able to give meaning to the Bill of Rights through their decisions.
Amendment Amendment I Students are reminded that they have the chance
to exercise their right to voting freedom in the
coming weeks as Student Senate will
be holding elections.
So get out and vote!
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exercise thereof; or
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speech or of tlje press; or
t&e tight of trje people
peaceably to assemble, an&
to petition ftc government
for a reoress of grievances.
This amendment is among the
most important parts of the entire
Constitution. In a democracy,
people should be able to speak
freely and to worship in the
manner they desire. To have
informed citizens, the press must
be able to report the conduct of
the government and people must
be able to communicate with one
another about government.
As stated in the
Constitution:
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This amendment allows for a
strong state militia, needed for
the security of the state. For that
reason, Congress cannot go
against the people's right to keep
and carry guns.
Interpretations of this
amendment continue to be
controversial.
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The restoration on Harvey is
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Future construction plans may
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"Slowly, but surely, we will
have Harvey totally restoied,"
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Clarion's sororities and fraternities f 1990-91
GPA exceed full-time undergraduate average
Eight of Clarion University's
fraternities and sororities had
grade point averages above that
of the rest of the full-time
student body during the 1990-91
academic year.
Seven of the ten sororities and
one of the 13 fraternities topped
the 2.797 on a 4.0 scale, grade
point average of all full-time
undergraduate students. The
grade point average for all full-
time undergraduate men is 2.591
and the grade point average for
all full-time undergraduate
women is 2.956.
The grade point average for all
sorority members is 2.850 and is
2.511 for all fraternity members.
The overall Greek grade point
average is 2.691. There were
1,045 fraternity and sorority
members among a full-time
undergraduate enrollment of
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4,465 in 1990-91 at Clarion's
main campus.
Among the sororities, Delta
Zeta with 63 members had an
overall average of 3.040. Also
topping the campus wide
average of 2.797 were Phi Sigma
Sigma with 70 members, 2.964;
Zeta Tau Alpha, with 62
members, 2.952; Theta Phi
Alpha, with 56 members, 2.912;
and Alpha Kappa Alpha, with
three members, 2.880.
Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity,
Clarion's largest with 65
members, also topped the
university average with a 2.872.
Diana Anderson, director of
Greek life and special activity
programs said, "Many chapters
have stated that they cannot
attain the highest scholastic
marks because they are larger
chapters. They have disproven
that during the past year."
"Delta Zeta sorority is the first
sorority or fraternity during my
four years as Greek advisor to
exceed all the campus averages,"
added Anderson.
"I am not familiar with the
elements of each chapter's
scholarship programs, but some
of the keys to chapter academic
success are a well-rounded
program which is designed to
best suit the needs of the
members' personal study habits;
monitors the progress of all
chapter members on a regular
basis; utilizes the campus
academic support personnel; and
recognizes members for
outstanding and improved
performance."
courtesy of Public Affairs
Remnants of Clarion's
Autumn Leaf Festival
quickly disappeared
by Carrie Lengauer
News Writer
Cleaning up downtown
Clarion after this year's Autumn
Leaf Festival was minimal due to
the efforts of four men who were
assigned community service
hours. These men emptied
cardboard trash containers daily
in the park and on Main Street so
that the aftermath of ALF was
lessened compared to years past,
when restoration was all done at
once.
Cleaning up, the part of the
festivities that most people don't
think about, was done by four
men who spent from 9:00 a.m. to
11:00 p.m. in the park and
uptown every day.
"They just went and picked up
all the garbage for us," said
Karen Pope of the Clarion
Chamber of Commerce.
With no abundance of trash to
clean up, Clarion was restored to
normal by Monday, October 14.
All that remained for county
employees to do was to put all of
the signs and trash barrels away
and pick up the barricades.
"We had everything cleaned up
and put away by Monday
afternoon," said Jim Watson of
Clarion borough maintenance.
The clean-up of Clarion is an
important part of the week
because ". . .it leaves
impressions on everybody," said
Karen Pope. She added, "We got
a lot of good response this year"
concerning how good the park
looked so soon after the Autumn
Leaf Festival.
DEADLINE FOR CLASS WITHDRAWALS
The last day to withdraw from a class with a
grade of W is Friday, October 25. Class
withdrawal forms and instructions are
available at the office of the Registrar,
122 Carrier.
The Clarion Call - 10-24-91- Page 11
African Night bridges
gap of cultural barrier
by Chitral de Mel
Contributing Writer
The word "coffee" does not
always mean a warm cup of
black coffee. If a foreigner in
Kenya asks for "coffee" in
English, he or she is asking for a
slap on the face. This was one
unique fact, among others, that
was revealed by the students of
Africa at the African Night
which was held on October 18,
1991. Students from Kenya,
Nigeria, Tanzania and Zambia
presented a colorful night of
entertainment at the well-
attended gathering at Still
Auditorium.
Samuel Mucheru of Kenya and
Histesh Patel of Tanzania with
their Kenyan Swahil skit showed
how different a word in one
country can be from the same
one in another country. In
Africa, if a native says "jumbo"
he or she is not referring to a
jumbo jet but making a friendly
greeting. If a foreigner is
looking for a place to sit down in
Africa, "car" is the key word
because that is what it means in
Kenya.
Titilayo Oyekan of Nigeria and
Mutinta Chimuka of Zambia
dressed in their colorful
costumes to entertain the
audience with a Zaire dance
named Kwaskwasa. The dance
"Muziki Chakcha," a popular
dance in Kenya, was a key
attraction of the night. Kagendo
Mutua of Kenya, Titilayo
Oyekan of Nigeria, Mutinta
Chimuka of Zambia and Leah
Mulwa of Kenya wrapped
traditional costumes around their
waists and danced gracefully to
African melodies.
A confusion created by a letter
sent by an African student at
Clarion University to Africa was
the theme of a skit presented by
Histesh, Kagendo and Samuel
with a guest appearance by
Linda Heineman, advisor to the
International Association. In the
skit the student's mother sought
help from two people in Africa
who were not willing to admit
that they did not know how to
Peter Lowe/Clarion Call
Kagendo Mutua of Kenya performs in a skit at African Night
held on October 18th in Still Auditorium.
read English. They interpreted the smiling people of Africa.
the letter differently from its
actual meaning which brought
tears to mother's face. However
the sad face was replaced with
smiles once Ms. Heineman
explained the real contents of the
letter.
Catherine Joslyn, a faculty
member from the Art
department, enlightened the
audience with an informative
slide presentation which
encompassed many aspects of
West Africa. She highlighted the
rich and diverse culture of Africa
and the contributions that Africa
had made to world civilization.
For instance, she pointed out that
the Christian monastery
originated in Ethiopia. The slide
show covered a wide range of
topics: social life, indigenous
medicine, wildlife, culture and
At the end of the
performances, African students
distributed gifts from their native
lands to those who correctly
answered questions about Africa.
African costumes, jewelry and a
wide variety of traditional items
were displayed at a special stall.
The African food was a big hit
with the crowd. They were
served with different samples of
African food ranging from spicy
food to fruits. Other than
visiting Africa, this night was
one of the best experiences one
could have with the country. As
Professor Joslyn said at the
conclusion of her slide
presentation, this night could
motivate some people to visit
Africa for first hand experience
of the richness and diversity of
the African continent.
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Oct 24 Sigma Chi Derby Days "Remote Control"
event, (Chap), 6 p.m.
Oct 25 Class withdrawals end at 4 p.m.
Bedrock Cafe, (HVA), 7:30 p.m.
Oct 26 C.A.B.'s, (HVA), 9 p.m.
Music Department "Seminar for Strings,"
(Aud), 8 a.m.-6 p.m.
Oct 27 Daylight Savings Time ends (turn clocks
back one hour) 2 a.m.
Oct 29 UAB presents "Tales of a Dark Night,"
(Chap), 8:15 p.m.
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Oct 28 Rush, Roll the Bones Tour, with Special
Guest Eric Johnson, Civic Arena,
7:30 p.m.
Oct 30 Patti LaBelle, A.J. Palumbo Theatre,
7 p.m.
Nov 7 Paula Abdul with special guest, Aftershock,
Civic Arena, 7:30 p.m.
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Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 10-24-91
ALBUM REVIEW:
Europe's latest sound is "paradise" to music lovers
by Dan Coyle
Features Writer
***1 10
Hot Spots: Halfway to
Heaven
Talk to Me
Prisoners in
Paradise
After several delays, Europe
returns to the music scene with
album number five, "Prisoners In
Paradise," which contains their
best music to date. Over three
years have passed since their last
album, "Out of this World," saw
the single, "Superstitious," hit
the charts, and it's been five
years since "The Final
Countdown" spawned successes
such as "Carrie," "Rock the
Night" and the title track.
Europe's solid sound comes
from Joey Tempest (vocals), Kee
Marcello (guitar), Mic Michaeli
(keyboards), John Leven (bass)
and Ian Haugland (drums).
There are many reasons that
contribute to the established
music and improvement of
Europe. First, the quintet spent
over three years making the
record, repeatedly postponing
release dates while perfecting
their material.
Second, the songwriting
(mostly done by Tempest) has
matured from tracks revolving
around low-octane guitar riffs to
a variety of styles. "Halfway To
Heaven," "I'll Cry For You" and
"Got Your Mind In The Gutter"
are good examples that show the
difference between the
songwriting on 1988's "Out of
this World" and "Prisoners In
Paradise."
Third, the band utilizes layers
and layers of background vocals
on each song for emphasizing
choruses, and the impressive Kee
Marello's guitar work is thicker
than ever before. Keyboardist
Mic Michaeli uses some
unpredictable performances to
add a unique flavor to some of
the new songs, such as the title
track, "Prisoners In Paradise."
Marcello and Michaeli perform
what sounds like some sort of
wedding anthem during the
song's intro, which brings the
music of Queen to mind. As the
song "kicks in," we expect a
guitar-loaded rocker, but
University Activities Board presents
the dinner theatre,
"A Sting in the Tale"
Nov. 3
Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre
6 p.m.
PREGNANT ?
NEED HELP ?
Free Pregnancy Test
Confidential Counseling
For Appointment
CALL 226-7007
Open Mon.-Wed.-Fri.
10 - 2
NBS/AERHO
Organi z at ional
Meeting
Wednesday
October 30
5:00 p.m.
Room 151
keyboardist Michaeli surprises
us with his piano majesty behind
Tempest's vocals and a slow
drum beat by Haugland. We see
more variety with the ballad
"Homeland," where Marcello 's
guitar work displays his ability
to play the blues.
A less obvious reason for the
great sound of the entire
recording is that it was
engineered in Q Sound, a new
audio technology which
produces maximum depth,
clarity and three-dimensional
imagery.
From the opening rocker, "All
Or Nothing," to the twelfth and
final track, "Girl From
Lebanon," we realize Europe is
an improved band which has
grown during it's absence.
Don't neglect the warning
included inside the
package — "Europe and Epic
cannot assume responsibility for
delayed homework. . ."etc. Take
these words seriously because
the vocal and musical energy of
Europe in 1991 may make you a
"prisoner in paradise."
1 p ' ^
CAMPUS EVENTS
\
L i ]
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 24
Fri Oct . 25-
Sat Oct. 2 6
* Intramural Roster Due
* Class WtthoTawais end
* Football vs. Shippensburg
(Indoor WHtte Ball)
4pm
1pm
* Skjma Chi Derby Days
* Bedrock Gale (Harvey Hall)
I NTE Core Battery Exam
Remote Control
7 "30pm
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
Event |Chapet) 6pm
* Swim at Westminster
9pm
* Mus«p Department
y
"Seminar tor Slnngs'
I (Auditorium)
1
•
8am <■ Spm
I
Sun Oct. 2 7
Hon &ct.i$
fues Oct. 2 9
* Music Department Open
* PanheBen*c Winter Clothing
" V- Ball', at Lock Haven
House 2 - 4pm
Drive
* UAB presents "Fates of a
* Sigma Chi Derby Days
• * '*■ '"'■ ■ ' ■
Dark Night"
end
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(Chapel) 8: t5pm
* Daylight Savings Time
* PanheJIenic Winter Ctothinc
ends (turn clocks
Drive
back)
Wed Oct. 30
fhur 6ct.Il
Fri Nov.l
'VVCCB Album Sale
* UA8 movie (Chapel) 9pm
* Second Series production
(Chanriter Lobby)
* PanheHenic Winter Clothing
(Chapel) Spm
1 1 am - 2pm &
Drive
* PanheHenic Winter Clothing
4pm - 6pm
Drive
* PanheJIenic Winter Clothing
Drive
1
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
The Clarion Call - 10-24-91 - Page 13
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Chris Darsie
Sophomore, Biology
"More open-inindedness
between students*"
Monica Douglas
Senior, History/Political Science
"Economic cutbacks due to
underfunding from the state.* 1
Kevin Battle
Junior, Communication
"Students not caring about
their education."
Karen Hansen
Freshman, English
"Students are not as active
as they should be,"
Charlie Thompson
Sophomore, Pre-Med
"Not enough participation in organizations,
more diversity is needed among students,"
Gay le Petras
Junior, Elementary Education
"Scheduling classes."
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 10-24-91
ALBUM REVIEW:
Europe f s latest sound is "paradise" to music lovers
by Dan Coyle
Features Writer
Hot Soots: Halfway to
Heaven
Talk to Me
Prisoners in
Paradise
After several delays, Europe
returns to the music scene with
album number five, "Prisoners In
Paradise," which contains their
best music to date. Over three
years have passed since their last
album, "Out of this World," saw
the single, "Superstitious," hit
the charts, and it's been five
years since "The Final
Countdown" spawned successes
such as "Carrie," "Rock the
Night" and the title track.
Europe's solid sound comes
from Joey Tempest (vocals), Kce
Marcello (guitar), Mic Michacli
(keyboards), John Leven (bass)
and Ian Haugland (drums).
There are many reasons that
contribute to the established
music and improvement of
Europe. First, the quintet spent
over three years making the
record, repeatedly postponing
release dates while perfecting
their material.
Second, the songwriting
(mostly done by Tempest) has
matured from tracks revolving
around low-octane guitar riffs to
a variety of styles. "Halfway To
Heaven," "I'll Cry For You" and
"Got Your Mind In The Gutter"
are good examples that show the
difference between the
songwriting on 1988's "Out of
this World" and "Prisoners In
Paradise."
Third, the band utilizes layers
and layers of background vocals
on each song for emphasizing
choruses, and the impressive Kee
Marello's guitar work is thicker
than ever before. Keyboardist
Mic Michaeli uses some
unpredictable performances to
add a unique flavor to some of
the new songs, such as the title
track, "Prisoners In Paradise."
Marcello and Michaeli perform
what sounds like some sort of
wedding anthem during the
song's intro, which brings the
music of Queen to mind. As the
song "kicks in," we expect a
guitar-loaded rocker, but
University Activities Board presents
the dinner theatre,
"A Sting in the Tale"
Nov. 3
Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre
6 p.m.
PREGNANT ?
NEED HELP?
Free Pregnancy Test
Confidential Counseling
For Appointment
CALL 226-7007
Open Mon.-Wed.-Fri.
10 - 2
NBS/AERHO
Organizational
Meeting
Wednesday
October 30
5:00 p.m.
Room 151
keyboardist Michaeli surprises
us with his piano majesty behind
Tempest's vocals and a slow
drum beat by Haugland. We see
more variety with the ballad
"Homeland," where Marcello's
guitar work displays his ability
to play the blues.
A less obvious reason for the
great sound of the entire
recording is that it was
engineered in Q Sound, a new
audio technology which
produces maximum depth,
clarity and three-dimensional
imagery.
From the opening rocker, "All
Or Nothing," to the twelfth and
final track, "Girl From
Lebanon," we realize Europe is
an improved band which has
grown during it's absence.
Don't neglect the warning
included inside the
package — "Europe and Epic
cannot assume responsibility for
delayed homework. . ."etc. Take
these words seriously because
the vocal and musical energy of
Europe in 1991 may make you a
"prisoner in paradise."
TJ
CD
The Clarion Call - 10-24-91 - Page 13
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CAMPUS EVENTS J
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Information
Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 24
Pri Oct. 25
Sat Oct. 26
* Intramural Roster Due
* Class Withdrawals end
* Football vs. Shippensburg
(Indoor Willie Ball)
4pm
1pm
* Sigma Chi Derby Days
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey Hall)
• NTE Co*e Battery Exam
Remote Control
7:30pm
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
Event (Chapel) 6pm
* Swim at Westminster
9pm
* Music Department
"Seminar tor Strings'
(Auditorium)
Sam -6pm
Sun Oct. 27
Hon Oct. 2 8
Tues Oct. 2 9
* Music Department Open
* Panheltentc Winter Clothing
* V-Ball at Lock Haven
House 2 * 4pm
Drive
* UAB presents "Tales of a
* Sigma Chi Derby Days
Dark Night"
end
(Chapel) 8:15pm
* Daylight Savings Time
* Panhellenrc Winter Clotninc
ends (turn clocks
Drive
back)
'
Wed Oct. 30
Thur Oct. 31
Fri Nov.l
* WCCB Album Sale
* UAB movie (Chapel) 9pm
* Second Series production
(Chandler Lobby)
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
(Chapel) 8pm
1 1 am - 2pm &
Drive
* Panhellenic Winter Clothinc
4pm - 6pm
Drive
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
What do you feel
is the university's
biggest problem?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Michael K. Emerson
Chris Jones
Sophomore, Accounting
"Cultural diversity."
Chris Darsie
Sophomore, Biology
"More open-mindedness
between students."
Monica Douglas
Senior, History/Political Science
"Economic cutbacks due to
underfunding from the state."
Kevin Battle
Junior, Communication
"Students not caring about
their education."
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Karen Hansen
Freshman, English
"Students are not as active
as they should be."
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Charlie Thompson
Sophomore, Pre-Med
"Not enough participation in organizations,
more diversity is needed among students."
Gayle Petras
Junior, Elementary Education
"Scheduling classes."
■
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Thirsty Thursday
Blame, blame who should I blame
Perhaps the beer, but that would be lame
Or was everyone drinking the same
Maybe that's why no one came.
You said the party was just friends
Going was just the current trend
That was before you saw the bend
But as they staggered away who was a friend.
For you see my dear
No one ever seems to care
What was one last beer
That made someone shed a tear.
Your dreams ended too soon
Before you could reach the moon
Or write a special tune
You were taken away too soon.
Beyond the stars you soar
Gone forever more
On your own private tour
Blest by heaven's lore.
(Dedicated to someone who will never see another
sunrise)
-By Beth Ann Sanders
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The Lighter Side
Clinging to Cosmetics
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
We conserve our raw materials
in the environment. We reuse
paper and aluminum. Bran is a
top choice for late night snacks
for people in the "thirties" age
bracket. As a nation, we are
rapidly hurtling ourselves into an
unheard of "natural" state. So
I've just got one more question
before we plunge headlong into
an additive-free lifestyle for
good. While we are engulfed in
the seas of naturalism, why is
there one tiny island within that
massive ocean which cries out to
us to over-indulge in the
application of mousse, hair
spray, and other miscellaneous
cosmetics to our bodies, masking
and falsifying our "natural"
appearance? Don't get me
wrong, I love "fake beauty." In
fact, it is something I cling to. I
was just wondering why in the
midst of fostering an attitude of
purity and truth in products,
nobody's caught on to
introducing the fad of "the I just
rolled out of bed" look. You
know, apply the principle of
naturalism to the person,
implementing the no make-up,
no hair spray, no clean, close
shave look. Of course, I can
probably answer that one for
myself. While we are pushing
for low levels of cholesterol, we
aren't promoting low levels of
self-esteem. It's obvious that
advertisers haven't bought into
the natural sell as they continue
to bombard us with images of
perfect people to emulate. Or to
hunt down and kill. As much as
I have always tried to not let the
media influence how I should
look, every morning I faithfully
reach for my tube of mascara.
And hey, I don't think that
"fake beauty" is necessarily a
bad thing either. Personally, I
have always felt that one good
application of cosmetics can
really make or break you in this
world. In many ways I'm just
looking for a few good eyeliners.
Now some of you may not feel
driven as I am to apply colored
gook disguised with some pretty
name on your face each
morning. Yet my past
experiences have dictated my
fate to falsify my appearance
with any type of gel, mousse or
any other sticky substance that
might vaguely improve my
appearance. When I reached the
impressionable age of twelve my
grandmother said something to
me which I thought was truly
horrifying. She looked at me
quite intently and then opened
her mouth to drop the bomb.
"You have really nice
eyebrows," she said. I knew
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right then I was going to have to
buy stock in "Cover Girl" make-
up. C'mon, nice eyebrows?
Isn't that the kind of thing that a
blind date says about you when
he's trying to be polite and not
ad nit that your face has as much
potential for beauty as a fruit
cake does? That's even worse
than "you sure have a nice
personality." I figured that if my
own flesh and blood found my
eyebrows to be my most
flattering feature, my face was in
desperate need of plastic surgery,
or at the very least a good
foundation.
Now sure, I've gotten
compliments from other people
in my life about the way I look.
And some of them didn't come
from my very own mother. So
my self-esteem has not been
completely shattered.
In fact, my fiance really helped
build up my confidence by
always complimenting me on
how I looked until I found out
one horrendous fact about him.
He has no depth-perception.
And even Bart Simpson can be
considered mildly appealing as a
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The Clarion Call - 10-24-91 - Page 15
by Mandi Mushrush
Features Writer
On October 17th in Hart
Chapel, world-renowned wildlife
photographer Gerry Ellis
presented a spectacular audio
visual show. Ellis not only
showed his award-winning
pictures but he also had a lesson
to teach. He told of the plight of
the rainforests, and how
desperately we need to pay
attention to their demise.
Ellis showed photographs of
all the adorable animals he's
gotten the pleasure of taking
pictures of. He devoted a whole
section of his presentation to
chimpanzee photos, and also
displayed some shots of snakes,
bugs, leopards and tigers. He
explained how people mistake
these animals for monsters and
viciously try to terminate their
species.
In the beginning of the
program Ellis told us how he
was not a scientist, botanist,
chemist or any other "ist." He
simply said he wis a
photographer, and all those
other titles came along with his
job. However, Ellis is an
environmentalist and naturalist,
and he had many helpful tips to
show us ways to save our planet.
If you would like to read more
On Ellis, his book, "America's
Rainforests" strictly focuses on
America's rainforests. It is
stocked with Ellis' photographs
and is available through
Northward Press.
Gerry Ellis was interesting,
entertaining and most of all
educational.
For more campus
entertainment
information, check
out the Campus
Events Calendar each
week.
UAB photo
World -renowned photographer Gerry Ellis presented a
spectacular audio visual show of his wildlife photographs
on October 17th in Hart Chapel.
Phi Sigma Sigma receives achievement award
by Chris Peters
Features Writer
Clarion's own Phi Sigma
Sigma is truly an honorable
bunch.
Clarion's Gamma Gamma
chapter of Phi Sigma Sigma
received several awards at their
Leadership Training School this
past summer.
They were the recipients of the
Division Scholarship Award,
which goes to the chapter in each
division with the highest
scholastic standing for the past
school year.
The Pledge Class Scholarship
Award was presented to them for
their chapter's pledge class
having the highest scholastic
average last spring.
They also received the
National Scholarship Program
Award, which is given to the
chapter that most actively fosters
excellence in scholarship.
The Gamma Gamma chapter
had three representatives at the
Training School: Sharon
Hesidence, president; Kelly
Osborne, rush chair; and Leslie
Cathcart attended.
The Leadership Training
School is held every other year
and its objective is to train those
in attendance to be good leaders.
Phi Sigma Sigma is an
international sorority for women
founded in 1913 at Hunter
College in New York. There are
more than 90 Phi Sigma Sigma
chapters and pledge colonies
throughout North America.
1971 marks the year that the
Gamma Gamma Chapter was
founded in Clarion, and this past
summer has shown that the
chapter is still going strong in its
dedication to excellence.
As stated in the 1991-92
Clarion Calendar/Handbook, the
sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma
"pride ourselves in scholarship,
service and sisterhood."
After their honors this past
summer, the Gamma Gamma
chapter has certainly proved that
this is true. And they have a lot
to be proud of.
Phi Sigma Sigma photo
Sorority Phi Sigma Sigma was the proud receiver of an achievement award this past
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For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in more than 80 nations around the
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
The northernmost of the
Central American nations, this
nation is the size of Tennessee
and contains the highest
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Central America, adjacent to the
northeast border of this nation.
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government, usually after a revolutionary
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printemps
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25 Trees of light
wood
28 Shock
29 Walking -
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31 Que — ?
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38 Aquatic bird
39 Desserts
40 Eastern deity
41 Legal matter
42 Like some
cereal
43 Card shark
48 Play part
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ARIES - March 21/April 20
Time for changes in the home.
Obviously you cannot expect others
to be completely sympathetic and
cooperative after all the dramas and
disputes of the past few weeks. But
at least you won't be feeling churned
up emotionally and ready to cut off
your nose to spite your face.
TAURUS - April 21/May 21
A close associate may be celebrating
the fact that he or she has forced you
to alter financial arrangements. But
it's a hollow victory, and if you
refuse to dwell on past mistakes or
miscalculations, your life can only
become richer and more rewarding.
Planetary aspects show that you'll
soon meet someone who will
become a member of your family.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
You may have some special reason
to celebrate this week. One peculiar
planetary aspect is likely to create
challenging conditions in all forms
of partnerships and personal rela-
tionships. Even employers or people
in power are liable to do an about-
face when it comes to your ideas.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
Much appears to be going on behind
the scenes and no one seems to want
to give direct and honest answers.
However, don't waste too much time
trying to fathom people's moods or
motives. They are probably envious
of your new-found freedom and self-
confidence.
LEO - July 23/August 23
There's some hard mental work to
be done this week. Even if you are
taken aback by someone's behavior,
at least a long phase of pretense and
uncertainty over finances or practi-
cal issues will come to an end.
VIRGO - August 24/Sept 22
A bright, quick-witted week with a
good chance that you'll be able to
score a victory over someone you
don't like! Discuss a money-making
idea with someone in the family and
you will have more support than you
dared hope for. Travel arrangements
and communications in faraway
places are favored.
LIBRA - September 23/Oct 23
Looks like something unusual is
about to happen and you'll come
down to earth with a bang. It is time
to overcome feelings of inadequacy
because of circumstances over
which you have little or no control.
SCORPIO - October 24/Nov 22
If it wasn't for exhausting arguments
and battles over finances you would
be at your most relaxed and opti-
mistic. But you know only too well
that if you appear at all uncertain or
insecure, others will give you a com-
plete runaround. You can help some-
one else's career.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21
Remember the good times and what
has been achieved and then let part-
ners and associates have the freedom
or license they appear to crave. To
challenge or try to restrain them in
any way would only lead to greater
upsets and conflicts. Take a neighbor
into your confidence.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
A visit to relatives during the week-
end will be mosi enjoyable. Your
smile brightens another person's life.
Let bygones be bygones. Midweek
spending needs a cool head as you'll
be in a more reckless mood than
usual. A chance meeting on
Thursday is interesting. Alterations
or improvements in the home are
focused on this week.
AQUARIUS - January 21/Feb 18
For all your apparent self-confi-
dence, determination and willpower,
you have no capacity for sustained
anger, so with any luck, whatever it
was that upset you recently will be
over and some kind of reconciliation
will be possible. There's a chance of
a new break in your career.
PISCES - February 19/March 20
A nice weekend for an excursion.
You'll see the right path for other
people, if not for yourself. You get
along well with someone of a differ-
ent age group. Ask somewhat awk-
ward questions and you'll learn
much. Around Tuesday or
Wednesday, there could be concern
about someone.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months
Your determination to prove how
resourceful and independent you can
be may lead you into very deep
water, and even though you know
that others are deliberately placing
obstacles in your path, it would be
wiser to wait until well into 1992
before forcing a complete break or
separation. An unexpected letter
arrives just before the holidays and
brings happy news. Romantically,
whether single or married, the next
12 months have some wonderful
times in store for you! Enjoy them
now while you have the time.
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Assistant art professor Emily Williams
experiences Italian art, culture in extended trip
For nearly 500 years, Rome
ruled what was then the known
world, absorbing neighboring
cultures and influencing
thousands of years of history.
During this 500 year period,
paganism gave way to
Christianity, leaving behind a
fascinating legacy in art
Emily Williams, assistant
professor of art at Clarion
University, recently returned
from Italy following a three
month grant funded visit which
allowed her to pursue a study of
Italian language and culture,
particularly art
Williams, with a primary
interest in sculpture, lived in
Rome where she took an
intensive course in Italian at the
Dante Aleghieri Italian
Language and Culture School.
"The Christian art of Italy is
very exotic compared to the rest
of western Europe," Williams
said. "I was interested in the
influences that Greece, Turkey,
north Africa and the Arab world
had on this ait
"In Rome, I toured the
catacombs, St Peter's Cathedral
and the Vatican. My trip also
took me to Venice, Verona, Pisa,
Florence, Bologna, Ravenna and
Turin. I also viewed many
historically significant churches
including St Mark's in Venice,
St. Francis in Assisi and the
Duomo of Siena.
"The long term goal of my trip
is to internationalize the course
offerings at Clarion University
by developing a course
specifically about Italian art. I
already dedicate a good portion
of my visual arts class to Italian
art. Some of the greatest periods
of art history, Etruscian, Roman
and Renaissance, have come out
of Italy. The grant was to survey
all types of religious art through
the Renaissance. I completed far
more than I ever proposed or
planned."
On her trip, Williams collected
a variety of visual items to
enhance this goal, including
photographs, her own water
colors and drawings,
reproductions and catalogs of
collections.
"The majority of my work was
in photography," Williams said.
"I took over 1,000 slides that
could be used in a proposed
survey course on Italian art I
also plan to use them for lecture
illustrations and as a personal
resource for development of my
own work.
"One bizarre aspect of my
photography was to document
the ritualistic display of the
bones of martyrs. Some fully
dressed saints are encased within
glass underneath the altar or
most commonly their bones are
integrated in actual sculptural
reliquaries. I visited the Chapel
of Cappuchine in Rome that is
decorated inside with the bones
of 500 monks."
The drawings and watercolors
provide Williams with a different
perspective from the
photographs. "Documentary
drawings allowed me the
opportunity to intimately
examine the ultra fine detail of
craftsmanship and Christian
imagery,*' she explained. "I
concentrated on three types of
objects: mosaics, architectural
stone carving and ritual objects.
"The fascinating mosaic
designs integrate various types
of highly patterned marbles
found in Italy. I studied the
geometric floor pavements as
well as the more intricate,
painterly mosaics found on the
walls and ceilings. The wildly
colored marbles are an enormous
part of the design and are truly
part of Italy's art and identity.
"I concentrated primarily on
medieval stone carvings
particularly in Verona, Bolgna,
Lucca and Pisa. The medieval
period is truly inspiring to me as
an artist, because so much of the
art is primitive, incorporating
paganistic images of griffins,
lions and snakes.
Williams will present a lecture
and slide show of her work on
November 20th, at 7 p.m., in
room 120 of Marwick-Boyd. It
is open to the public.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
Public Affairs photo
Emily Williams got to experience Italian life, art first hand.
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The Clarion Call - 10-24-91 - Page 19
Clarion Football suffers
loss, still winless in PS AC
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Writer
Cincinnati Bengal quarterback,
Boomer Esiason, recently said,
"You die a little bit every time
you lose a football game." Well,
Boomer probably would have
felt even worse if he had held a
20-0 first quarter lead, but gone
on to drop a 27-26 heartbreaker.
That's exactly what happened to
the Clarion University Golden
Eagles last Saturday as they were
edged by a single point by
another eagle, this one "bald," at
Lock Haven.
The Golden Eagles offense
and, especially, the defense
started out like a house of fire.
Clarion drove 66 yards in five
minutes on the first drive of the
game. Keyed by the running of
Damien Henry and Jay Tonini
and by two passes from
quarterback Tim Myers to Henry
for 15 and 30 yards, the visitors
put 7 on the scoreboard after
Brad Kline finished things with a
one yard touchdown run.
Things continued to boil, this
time on the defensive side of the
ball for Clarion. On Lock
Haven's very first possession,
Bald Eagle QB, Jimmy
Broadway (what a name for a
quarterback) threw an
interception to Dave
Burmeister, who returned it 35
yards to the Lock Haven five
yard line. Brad Kline was
getting used to the end zone as
he rumbled in for his second
touchdown in six minutes.
Clarion was very determined
to get the ball back on Lock
Haven's next drive, especially
safety Dusty Stockslager. With
Lock Haven's drive going
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Golden Eagle receiver Art Walker has been a definite bright spot in the Clarion offense all
season. Walker is currently ranked fifth in PS AC receiving, averaging 15 yards a catch.
nowhere, Stockslager stepped in
front of a Broadway pass for an
interception, but fumbled. Lock
Haven's wideout, Eric
Muldowney, recovered the ball.
On the very next play,
Stockslager decided that he was
not going to be denied. He
■ intercepted the Broadway pass
again. But this time he
scampered 71 yards for another
Golden Eagle touchdown and a
20-0 lead.
Lock Haven didn't put up a
single point in the first quarter,
but it didn't take the hosts long
to compose a second quarter
strike.
On their first possession of the
quarter, Broadway started
performing like another
quarterback with a similar name,
"Broadway" Joe Namath.
Broadway hit Muldowney with a
48 yard touchdown pass to put
the Bald Eagles on the
scoreboard. Clarion led 20-7
going into half time.
The second half started just as
horribly for Lock Haven as the
first half had. Paul Cramer's
opening kickoff of the half was
fumbled by the hosts and
recovered by Clarion's Brad
Kline. Clarion was only 30 yards
away from a big lead. The
Golden Eagles were even helped
out by their counterparts when a
pass interference call on Lock
Haven moved Clarion all the
way up to the Bald Eagle 14 yard
line. After failing to get a first
down, though, the Golden
Eagles' Paul Cramer missed a 27
yard field goal attempt.
That failed opportunity for the
Golden Eagles would cost them
in the long run. But for the
moment, Clarion still held a
comfortable lead, 20-7.
The Bald Eagles hit the pay
machine first in the second half.
A 54 yard pass from
"Broadway" Jimmy to receiver
Thurman set up a 19 yard
touchdown pass, again, to
Muldowney. With 6:25 to go in
the third quarter, Lock Haven
was making a game of it
On their next possession, the
Bald Eagles took the lead.
Broadway added a 25 yard
touchdown run to his
accomplishments and Lock
Haven took a 21-20 lead. The
missed field goal to start the
second half loomed large.
The Golden Eagles' only
offense throughout the second
and third quarters was only a
lack thereof. But with 11:18 to
go in the fourth quarter, Myers
woke up the offense and
engineered a 90 yard go-ahead
drive. He hit Art Walker for 17
yards, Tim Brown for three
yards, Walker again for 17 yards,
Brown again for six yards,
Henry for 18 yards, Tim Smith
for 16 yards, and then ran in
from a yard out for Clarion's
fourth touchdown of the
afternoon. They attempted a two-
point conversion to put the game
away, but failed. Clarion was up
26-21. The Golden Eagles did
appeal to clip their hosts' wings
when linebacker Frank Andrews
picked off a Broadway pass on
Lock Haven's next possession
with 4:32 remaining in the
contest. But Myers returned the
favor when a Lock Haven
defensive back picked off
Myers' pass two plays later.
With 3:25 to go in the game,
Broadway and Lock Haven
proceeded to author the game-
winning drive. Lock Haven
drove 50 yards and found
themselves on the Clarion 15
yard line with 51 ticks left on the
clock. After a Lock Haven time
out, Broadway hit Muldowney
for a nine yard toss, then pitched
to Afiba Fairnot for the game-
winning three yard touchdown
run. The PAT was no good, but
(Cont. on pg. 20)
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Clarion football. . .
(Cont.frompg.19)
the Bald Eagles were the better
Eagle this day, leading 27-26.
Clarion desperately attempted
to come back. Myers hit Walker
for 15 yards, 10 yards and 10
yards again. Then he threw in the
endzone to tight end Tim Brown.
There appeared to be blatant pass
interference by the Lock Haven
defender. But no flag was
thrown. That was all she wrote.
Myers was intercepted for the
second time to make it official.
Lock Haven turned the game
around in the second half and
amassed 478 total yards for the
game to Clarion's 361. Clarion
did, though, control the ball
almost seven minutes longer
than the Bald Eagles. Clarion
QB Tim Myers passed for 264
yards and a touchdown. He hit
Art Walker seven times for 90
yards. Myers also hit Tim Smith
four times for 82 yards. Damien
Henry collected 47 yards rushing
and 76 yards receiving. Jay
Tonini again averaged a
tremendous four yards a carry,
rushing 10 times for 40 yards.
Lock Haven's Jimmy
Broadway was honored as the
PSAC-West's "Player of the
Week" as he collected 364
passing yards and rushed for 125
yards on 21 carries. Broadway's
only fault in Saturday's game
was the five interceptions he
threw. Muldowney strolled down
"Broadway Lane" with 122
receiving yards and two TD's .
Defensively, the Golden Eagles
gave a great effort. Linebacker
Damon Mazoff led the "D" with
11 tackles. Safety Dusty
Stockslager chipped in with two
interceptions and lineman Carlos
Warner grabbed Clarion's only
sack.
The Golden Eagles will host
19th ranked Shippensburg this
Saturday at Memorial Stadium.
Shipp's offense ranks 18th in
Division II averaging 33 points a
game while collecting over 302
yards of total offense per game.
The Red Raiders' best offensive
performer is receiver Tad
Pribula. Pribula has 40 catches
on the year, averaging almost 15
yards while collecting four
touchdowns. He currently ranks
13th in Division II in receptions
per game.
Another standout in the Red
Raider offense will be fullback
Bill Pettyjohn. Pettyjohn is the
third best rusher in the PS AC
averaging over four yards a
game and collecting almost 83
yards per contest.
Clarion leads the overall series
between these two schools, 27-7-
1, but have recorded only six
wins versus four losses in the
last ten years. Game time is set
at 1:00 p.m.
Volleyball team defeats Point
Park, lose two PSAC matches
by Dan Parrish
Sports Writer
The Clarion women's
volleyball team split their two
games last week by losing to
Slippery Rock, then beating up
Point Park.
The Golden Eagles started
their week facing Slippery
Rock's squad, at Tippin
Gymnasium. The first time these
two teams met, the Rock breezed
to a three games to love victory.
But this time the contest went
the distance, a full five games. It
started with the Lady Eagles
falling behind two games to
none, 12-15 and 11-15. But they
clawed their way back, evening
the series at two games a piece,
15-9 and 15-9, forcing a fifth
game. And what a fifth game it
was. But in the end, the Lady
Rockets prevailed winning it 15-
13.
Some individual stats from the
contest include outside hitter
Linda Cunningham with 15 kills,
22 digs and four service aces.
Setter Wendy Ellenberger had 41
of the team's 48 assists and
collected 30 digs. Sophomore
Barb Mellinger turned in an
impressive 11 kills for Clarion.
Thursday brought Point Park to
the Lady Eagles den, in a non-
conference affair. Clarion
showed no mercy, destroying
them in three straight, 15-2, 15-8
and 15-12. 1991 is only Point
Park's second season in
volleyball and they obviously
have a lot work ahead of them.
Coach Flaherty complimented
assistant coach Diana Schwartz
for guiding the team to the 3-0
victory. Flaherty was unable to
attend the contest. Clarion also
welcomed back alumni Carrie
Walker. Walker, who played her
final volleyball season last year
for the Lady Eagles, is now Point
Park's assistant coach.
Tuesday evening, the team met
Edinboro in Tippin. Clarion gave
a great effort but still lost to the
more powerful Lady Scots, 9-15,
12-15 and 4-15. The Lady
Eagles should be proud, though,
especially Coach Flaherty.
Though she and her team lost,
she displayed herself as a class
act. However, 'Boro's head
coach Glen Conley displayed the
attitude of a four year old who is
told he's not getting a Mickey
Mouse popsicle. He threw
tantrums at two of his star
players, as well as the referees.
This little episode with the
referees ended with the officials
booting Conley's butt out of
Tippin. It was a shame to witness
a grown man acting like a child,
and degrading his players should
be grounds for an evaluation of
this man's coaching ethics by the
Edinboro athletic department
Coach Flaherty commented on
the team's play so far this
season. She stated that the team
has done well. They knew at the
beginning of the season it would
be frustrating, because every
match is a close contest. She
feels the team has gained respect
by not being push-overs in
conference play. She also
mentioned that Clarion is a very
young team, only losing one
player at the end of the season.
This year, the team is getting
experience playing together. And
with good recruiting, this team
could spell trouble for the PSAC
next year.
The Lady Eagles are idle until
next Tuesday when they travel to
Lock Haven.
Christopher Homer/Clarion Call
Frank Andrews is the PSAC's most underated player.
Andrews has collected 86 tackles and 3 1 NT's in 1991.
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Clarion's Linda Cunningham attempts to dig one out in
Tuesday's match against Edinboro.
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by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The Clarion University tennis
team traveled to Lancaster this
past weekend to compete in the
PSAC Championships. The
team, coached by second year
man, Terry Acker, finished
fourth in the tournament. The
Lady Vulcans of California were
the winners in the toughest
competition seen in this tourney
in years.
Seated in the first flight for
Clarion was sophomore Shara
Wolkimir. Wolkimir lost in the
semi-final round to.CaPs Shi-
Min Lin, a freshman from
Taiwan. What many thought to
be the final in the first flight,
Wolkimir lost in three sets to
Lin. Wolkimir played a great
match against a player who
played on the Taiwan Federation
Cup team, a competition similar
to the men's Davis Cup
competition.
Senior Lori Berk gave Clarion
its best matches of the weekend,
finishing second in the second
flight. Berk had her best match
against Jill Motter, one of
Shippensburg's twin
competitors. Berk had lost to
Motter in regular season
competition in straight sets, 6-4,
6-4. But Berk avenged herself at
the PSAC's, defeating Motter in
the semis. Berk eventually lost in
the finals to California's Monica
DiNatale.
In the third flight, Clarion's
Marianne Martin lost in the
quarterfinals to Shipp's other
twin, Joy Motter.
Darcie Ingham was seated in
the fourth flight for the Golden
Eagles. She received a bye in the
first round of the tourney. This
might have hindered Ingham's
playing, since this was her first
time competing in the PSAC's.
Ingham lost in the second round
to host player Paige Sanni of
Millersville. The match was
complete in three sets.
Clarion's Roxanne Milton also
received a bye in the first round,
in the tourney's fifth flight.
Milton played well during the
weekend, but eventually lost in
the semis. Milton's best
performance came in the second
round when she upset second
seated Kristi Kerns of
Millersville.
In the sixth flight, Golden
Eagle Natalie Neelan played her
best tennis of the season. Neelan
crushed Lock Haven's Hope
Harvey in the first round.
However, Neelan lost to Cal's
Lisa Casper in the second. Many
felt that this match was one of
the best of the entire tourney,
equaling matches seen in the first
flight. Coach Acker felt that
Neelan played her best tennis
during this match.
Coach Acker was somewhat
disappointed with his team's
overall placement. But he feels
that the PSAC has now become a
very competitive conference and
is no longer powered by two
teams. This will eventually work
to Clarion's favor, improving
each team members competitive
performance.
Clarion will have every
member of its team back for the
spring season and is hoping for a
tough spring schedule. Coach
Acker has been trying to
schedule tough Division I
opponents such as Toledo and
Bowling Green into the spring
calendar. He also feels that his
team will be playing PSAC
powers IUP and Edinboro as
well as Buffalo, Bucknell and
Robert Morris. This will
undoubtedly improve the team's
play for next fall.
Cross Country teams aiming high
at PSAC's in Bloomsburg
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The Golden Eagle cross
country teams competed in the
Penn State Cross Country
Invitational last Sunday. Neither
the men's nor the women's team
fared well in this very
prestigious race. The women
finished last in the 11 team
competition while the men
finished in the cellar in the seven
team race. The North Carolina
State women's squad topped the
other female teams and host
Penn State was victorious in the
men's competition.
The top runner for the Golden
Eagle women's team was Nancy
Fullerton once again with a time
of 20:16, finishing in 75th place.
Disa Ruiz and Nicole Yahres
finished 86th and 87th with
times of 21:38 and 21:46,
respectively. Rounding out the
top five for Clarion were
Jennifer Gleason (22:44, 94th
place) and Brandi Payne (23:36,
95th place).
Top racer for the men's squad
was Matt Winger with a time of
28:05, good for 45th place. The
best times for the men finished
in consecutive order going from
46th place to 50th place. They
were: Chris Singleton, with a
time of 28:12; Mark Kinch, with
a time of 28:42; Russ Breindez,
with a time of 28:42; Pat
Janovich, with a time of 28:56;
and Ron Graham, with a time of
29:12.
Both teams will be traveling to
Bloomsburg on Saturday to
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Clarion women's basketball
team is ready to defend
PSAC crown in 1991-92
by Ben Vessa
Sports Writer
What can you do for an
encore? That's the question
second year head coach "Gie"
Parsons must address as she
prepares the Clarion women's
basketball team for the 1991-92
season.
All the Golden Eagles did last
year was win the Pennsylvania
State Athletic Conference title,
the NCAA East Regional and
reached the Division II
quarterfinals before being
eliminated.
During last year's magical
campaign, the Golden Eagles
shattered 47 team and individual
records and also broke nine
NCAA Division II records. All
of this coming from a team
predicted by other PSAC
"experts" to finish dead last in
the conference.
The Golden Eagles won't
sneak up on anybody this year,
however. Clarion will begin the
year as the team to beat in the
PSAC, and will probably be
ranked in the top 20 in Division
II. "I don't want to be ranked,
but it looks inevitable," said
Parsons, who earned the title
PSAC-West "Coach of the Year"
last season. "I'd rather be the
Cinderella team."
It will be a tough road if
Cinderella is to return to the
"ball" again this year. "The
PSAC-West is one of the most
competitive conferences in
Division II. There is not much
difference between first and last
in this conference," said Parsons.
The nucleus of last year's
squad is back in the form of
guards Shelly Respecki and Amy
Coon, and forwards Leatha
Dudeck, Shannon Coackley and
Jeannine Tyler.
Respecki, a senior point guard,
set the school record for assists
in a season with 235 in 1990-91.
Coon, a sophomore guard,
averaged 11.8 points per game
last season and connected on 80
three-pointers. Junior Leatha
Dudeck set a season record with
349 rebounds and also led the
Golden Eagles in steals.
Coackley, a sophomore, led
Clarion in scoring with 16.3 ppg
and obliterated school records by
nailing 107 threes. Senior
Jeannine Tyler finished second
on the team in scoring (13.1 ppg)
and third in rebounding (221).
The bench looks to be
extremely strong as well, with
returning letterwinners Stephanie
Flamini and Trade Murray
combining with newcomers
Carlita Jones, Suzanne Adams,
Melissa Barnette and Pam
Mountsier.
Coach Parsons will once again
have quality coaching behind
her. Assistant coaches Terry
Acker (also head coach of
Clarion tennis) and Dave "Sid"
Bryant will give the Lady Eagles
valuable coaching experience.
What the Lady Eagles lack in
height, they mii :e up for in heart,
character, desire and lights out
shooting. Coach Parsons is
looking forward to the start of
this season. And why shouldn't
she? A team with the chemistry
of this one comes along once in a
great while. The 1991-92
women's basketball season
should be one to cherish for a
long time.
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Sophomore Leatha Dudeck (right) will give Golden Eagles
strength in the backcourt.
The Clarion University men's basketball team is sponsoring its very
first "Work Days." Dates are October 26-27 and November 3. "Work
Days" is a fundraiser in which members of the basketball team come
out and do chores at request. A sample list of chores that they will do
is:
Rake Leaves & Cut Lawns
Clean Garages
Paint
Wash & Wax Cars
Other Miscellaneous Deeds
The deeds will be based on donations. They might be the Jaek-of-all-
trades and the Master of None, but the Clarion men's basketball
team will get the job done! All proceeds will be directed to the men's
Golden Eagle basketball program. For more information, please call
the men's basketball office at 226-2510 and ask for Coach Gordon.
Assistant basketball coach Terry Acker (left) gives
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Congratulations to Mike Smith, our
newly initiated brother! We're all
glad you stuck with it. Theta Xi
hey Gary Thomas — Remember
us??? Congratulations on your
football season successes. We wish
you continued success in the months
to come! We miss our old Theta Phi
Guy! Love, the Sisters of Theta Phi
Alpha.
To our coaches: "Fess," Jim H., T.J.,
and FJ.! You've got us in a daze! ! !
Thanks for your support! We love
our coaches! Love, The Theta Phis!
To Theta Chi Bros! We had a
"beachy" time! Let's play in the sand
again real soon — but, hey, bikinis
ONLY ! ! ! Love, Theta Phi Alpha!
Funny Face, You are very special,
and I love you!
Thanks to Sig Tau Gamma for a great
Olympics mixer! We were all
winners! Love, Tri-Sigma
KDR's - It was great traveling
"Around the World" with you; let's
"roadtrip" again real soon! Love, Phi
Sigma Sigma
Ann Fontana, Hang in there!
Pledging is almost done. You can do
it! Love, Your Big
The Sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to express our thanks to our
Sigma Chi Derby Days coaches: Ray
Sieradski, Mike Whitney, Chuck Via,
and Craig Pritts. We love you guys!
Happy Belated Birthday to our sister,
Becky Mosur. Hope it was a fun
surprise! Love, the Kappas
To Melissa Wingfield: We are proud
of our Derby Darling representative!
Kappa luck and love, your sisters.
Squee!
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to thank John Spare for
everything he's done for us. We love
you Bearded!
To all Sororities: Greatjobonallthat
you're putting into Derby Days! The
kids of Cleo Wallace are lucky to
have such dedicated Greek sisters
behind them! Love, the sisters of
Kappa Theta Phi.
Tri-Sigma would like to wish all
sororities good luck throughout
Derby Days!
MOM, Happy Birthday, Hope Dad
"Glows" tonight. Love your favorite
two sons, Greg & Carl.
Christine, You're the greatest!
Wishing you the best on your special
day. Have a Happy Birthday. I love
you! Jeff P.S. Sorry I was late for
lunch!
Kids, You are all so wonderful and
make my life complete. NOT !
Sincerely yours, I. M. DAD P.S.
Have a nice day!
Ronnie, I am so proud to be wearing
your KDR letters! You know how
much this means to me. I love you,
sweetheart!! Amy
To the Alpha Sigma Tau pledge class
- Thank you for inviting me to your
sleepover. I miss you guys! Love,
Dawn P.S. Hang in there!
To the Sisters of Phi Sigi la Sigma -
Pirates may have lost, but our mixer
was a victory. We gave a new
meaning to the word "mix." Around
& Around we went. Spinning &
Grinning, not thinking about
tomorrow's sorrow. "Alka Seltzer to
the rescue." The Brothers of Kappa
Delta Rho
To the Sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau -
Sorry this took so long, but we were
still relishing your sisters
Homecoming victory. And thanx for
being so "Proud and Productive"
while building our glorious float.
The Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho.
Gina Cutruzzula and Neil Belcher,
Thanks for agreeing to jam with me
this Friday at Bedrock Cafe.
Everyone, doors open at 7:30, Harvey
Basement. -Jim Black
Tri Sigs: We had a "jumpin" time
with you on Friday! Let's do it again
next semester. Love, Delta Zeta
Congratulations to Crystal Knorr for
being chosen as sister of the week
and Happy Birthday to Karen
Morgan. Love, Delta Zeta
Delta Zeta would like to wish all the
sororities the best of luck during
Derby Days.
SigEps: The mixer was cool! Let's
"dead" it again sometime soon.
Love, Delta Zeta
Congratulations to the Sisters of
Kappa Theta Phi for being back and
better than ever. Love, The Delta Chi
Brothers
Sisters of Tri Sigma: Thanks for all
of your hard work in making the float
a success. We had a great time
pomping you up. The Brothers of
Delta Chi
Congratulations to spade and the
pledges for making the baseball team.
The Brothers of Delta Chi
Kappa Theta Phi welcomes their new
associate members, Traci Bacco,
Missy Dunham, Samantha White, and
Rachael Moidel. May the Kappa love
grow stronger in your heart with each
step you take towards sisterhood. We
love you guys!
Kappa Love to Becky Mosur and the
50s girls who made us proud in the
lip sync Monday night. You did a
great job!!
Kappa Theta Phi congratulates Delta
Phi Epsilon, Delta Zeta, and Zeta Tau
Alpha on winning the Derby Days lip
sync. All the sororities put on a great
show.
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to extend their love to Jay
Warhola. We couldn't have picked a
bigger or better sweetheart.
Keep smiling pledges! You're doing
great! Love, the Sisters of Alpha
Sigma Alpha. P.S. We know who
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Every woman goes crazy for a
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Alpha Sigma Alpha loves its coaches.
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Lance Titus - coaches we had the
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Great job! Love, the Zetas
Zeta Tau Alpha would like to
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date party. You guys were great and
we all had a blast! We love you!
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love our coaches: Chris, Ron, Jeff,
Mike, and Pat. You guys are the best!
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Sports Opinion
Steeler fans, don't blame Bubby
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
. . .Round and round
You'll never find a way,
Just give it time
Round and round
What comes around,
Goes around. . ."
As I listened to this song by
the super group, Ratt, I thought
of the city of Pittsburgh. I didn't
exactly think of the entire
population, just those "burgh"
dwellers that are Steeler fans.
Round and round is simply what
Steeler fans have been doing
since Terry Bradshaw decided to
call it quits.
Even before Bradshaw retired,
Steeler fans were saying, "When
is Terry going to quit. . . We
want Cliff Stoudt. . ." So when
Bradshaw finally said goodbye,
Pittsburgh was happy, right? Not
Although Stoudt guided the
Black and Gold to two playoff
births, fans were still
complaining. "Why can't Cliff
get us a Superbowl . . .like
Terry?"
Eventually Stoudt became
tired of being compared to
Bradshaw, so he moved to the
USFL. His career in the
expansion league wasn't the
greatest, but he was happy. He
was not being compared to
legends.
Before Stoudt left Three
Rivers, fans were saying to each
other, "Why doesn't Chuck
[Noll] give Malone a shot. . . I
know he can do the job." So in
comes Mark Malone. And
Pittsburgh was happy, right? Not.
Malone proved to be the worst
quarterback in Steeler history.
Fans hated Malone so much,
they began creating cruel and
vulgar jokes about him:
"Hey, what do Mark Malone
and the Pope have in common?"
I think we all remember that
one. In fact, the only good
quality that most fans thought
Malone had was that he looked
like Tom Selleck. Other than
that. . .
Who's next? Many felt it was
Bubby Brister. After all, he was
born and raised in the bayous of
Louisiana just like Bradshaw. He
had the arrogance that Bradshaw
displayed. Fans' prayers were
answered. At last, Terry
Bradshaw - reincarnated.
So Steeler fans were happy
again, right? Once again, another
Pittsburgh QB became a bust.
Brister has been given many
chances to become the out and
out leader of this team. But time
and again, he proves that he just
have the ability to be that leader.
In a way, I feel sorry for him.
Sure, he isn't a Montana or a
Marino, or even a Jeff Hostetler
for that matter. But the blame for
the Steeler's lack-luster offense
cannot be put on the shoulders of
Brister entirely. Last week,
against Seattle, Joe Walton or
Noll, somebody did something
that just made me seriously
contemplate entering the NFL
coaching arena. On a third and
nine, the coaching staff called for
a trap off to the right. I sat on my
couch and just stared. What in
the world were they thinking of?
Every football fan knows that in
today's game, throwing the pill is
the only way you're going to get
a first down on third and long.
But Brister is still being
blamed for Pittsburgh's losses.
Every bad pass he throws, every
time he is sacked, it's his fault.
Don't blame the line. Don't
blame the backs or receivers.
Don't blame Noll and his staff.
Blame Bubby.
"Hey, Noll got us four
Superbowl rings. He's one of the
greatest minds in football."
Sorry, folks. Chuck is still
living in the Seventies, when
football was a much simpler
game. This is the Nineties.
Chuck needs a knew playbook.
Neil O'Donnell is not the
answer to the problem. Okay,
so maybe he did bring the
Steelers back last Monday
night to almost upset the
Giants. But the was adrenaline,
not skill. As you saw in
Sunday's game against the
Seahawks, O'Donnell can play
just as well as Bubby can.
Sometimes worse.
What fans need to realize is
that players are sometimes not
at fault. In the case of the hapless
Steelers, this is one of those
times. Coaching is definitely the
blame in this situation. I believe
it is time for Steeler fans to
revolt and ask for the resignation
of Noll. He cannot coach a team
who wants to play by Nineties
style when he wants to play
Seventies style. There is just too
much friction between staff and
players.
So fans, quit blaming
quarterback after quarterback
after quarterback. . . If you
would stop going in circles
around Brister, you would see
that it's not him at all.
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rion Call
Volume 73, Issue 9 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 31,1991
State board approves
appropriation request
News Clips I
- National -
Civil rights bill nears
Washington, D.C. - As the senate closes in on a vote on a
civil rights bill, the two sides continue arguing over who gave
in to get the bill.
Utah Republican Orrin Hatch credits President Bush with
holding out, saying it brought about refinements that will
prevent a storm of sexual harassment lawsuits.
Democrats have said that the change in language was
miniscule and that Bush gave in for the compromise.
- State -
Judge denies voting request
Philadelphia - A federal judge Tuesday denied a request to
reinstate the names of 193,000 voters purged from
Philadelphia's voter registration rolls.
Tuesday's ruling by U.S. District Judge Ronald Buck waiter
means those people wiH be unable to vote in the November 5
general state election.
According to Deputy City Solicitor Susan Shinkman, there is
no way to notify the 193,000 people that they will be unable to
vote until they come to the polls Tuesday.
-In This Issue
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• National Guard cleanup
Pg.5
• District Justice election
Pg. 10
Features
• Halloween Features
Pg. 11
• Cultural Diversity program
Pg.14
Sports
• Football team upsets Shipp
Pg.23
• Bob Carlson feature
Pg. 26
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
5
Today - Partly to mostly cloudy. High 60-65.
Friday - Mostly Sunny and warmer. High 70.
Saturday - Cooler and more seasonable. Rain
showers expected. High 45 - 50.
Sunday - Cooler with rain ending. High 40.
The Board of Governors for the
State System of Higher Education
approved a 1992-93 state
appropriation request which holds
Pennsylvania resident tuition rates
stable. The Board approved the
request at its October quarterly
meeting.
To meet mandatory and
inflationary cost increases, the
Board approved a 1992-93
instructional appropriation request
of $407,605,448. The request is
an increase of $36,645,448, or
9.88 percent, over the 1991-92
"Maintaining tuition at its
current level remains a primary
concern, "Board Chairman F.
Eugene Dixon, Jr. said. "Full
funding of this request would
allow the State System to stop the
trend of yearly tuition increases.
"Based on practical projections
of revenue for the next fiscal year,
an appropriation request at this
level is more in tune with the fiscal
realities of the Commonwealth of
Pennsylvania," Mr. Dixon added.
Mandatory base pay and benefit
increases for existing personnel
enhancement, instructional
equipment, the Pennsylvania
Academy for the Profession of
Teaching, the Rural Education and
Community Service Program and
a labor studies institute.
Deferred Maintenance - Over
the last seven years, the State
System has received $18.9 million
in deferred maintenance funding,
matched by $13.2 million from
university budgets. However, for
fiscal year 1991-92, a $3.8 million
special purpose appropriation was
deleted from the State System's
Carlson Library is one of the 24 academic libraries included in
the appropriation request for the 1992-93 school year.
are included in the requested
appropriation. Other cost
increases for services, utilities,
supplies and equipment are
calculated by using the
Congressional Budget Office
inflationary projection of 3.85
percent
The Board also approved
several special purpose
appropriation requests for
expenditure levels for the next deferred maintenance, affirmative
academic year.w»,vA aciuwv.v.vef forts, library
state appropriation of
$370,960,000.
If the requested level of state
support is received, Pennsylvania
resident student tuition would
remain stable at $2,628 for the
1992-93 academic year.
Additionally, the Board's 1992-
93 appropriation request requires
State System universities to re-
examine their anticipated
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the library enhancement part of
budget. While numerous facilities
have been restored to safe and
useful condition, a $63 million
backlog of deferred maintenance
projects exists. The State System
is requesting $37,931,000 to
continue providing for the long-
term integrity of its physical plant
Affirmative Action Efforts - The
State System requests $1,500,000
to continue efforts to increase
minority enrollment and female
(Cont. on Pg.4)
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
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Halloween
Tale
The dogs would lake us down
and bring us back from the
country store in the winter. One
day Mrs. Moore, our neighbour,
got up in the morning, and she
hollared over, "Tell Tom to get
over and get his old dog. It's
laying dead in the back yard."
So Tom went over, and it's
true: our dog's dead. She hit him
with a flat iron, and she was that
good a crack she killed him right
out. She admitted she had a big
ham bone, and she'd coaxed him.
She was kind of a coarse old
thing. She never allowed her
children to go visiting with any
neighbour.
We go a 'talking-to' that when
Halloween comes we're not
going outside the door. "The
Baker kids are not going to be
Halloweening from door to door,
understand!"
We knew what we were going
to do.
Tom said, "We're going to bed
at 8 o'clock like Mum said.
Mum's going to turn the lights
out, and nobody will be coming
to our door. But when you can
hear Dad snoring we'll come
over, and we'll just tap you on
the arm to get up."
Now our grape arboir was high
and iron, so it just went right up
to the window. The boy's could
slide down the poles of iron, but
they were afraid maybe I'd get
hurt. Ted said, "You go down the
bannister. Mum and Dad won't
hear that"
We goes; goes over to Lana
Moore's yard.
We didn't talk. But, before we
went over, Tom said: "We'll say,
'One for the money, two for the
show, three to get ready, four to
go'. When I say, 'four to go,'
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Emma Neuland
push."
So we did.
We pushed her (outhouse)
toilet over.
It went boom.
Well, we went to bed.
Now Tom was full of the devil.
He sat by the window and
watched because Mrs. Moore
always went to the toilet at 6
o'clock in the morning. She
goes down there, and she sees
her toilet down. So, she pulls up
her dress in the back yard.
Tom had to come over to my
bed, and he said, "Oh, you could
have got your picture taken!"
He says, "Now, my God, don't
tell anyone."
Wasn't very long, old Lana
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
I personally am very happy to
see that the United States and the
world are beginning to take
responsibility for their actions.
I speak of the on-going and
ever increasing effort to clean-up
the environment.
Recycling is the "in" thing to
be doing today and it's a success
nationwide.
I personally believe that this
action should be taken one step
further though.
Recently, I've been barraged
with political information on all
candidates running in local
elections.
Perhaps this would be okay, if
ieach candidate would send only
one mailing to my apartment.
But I've received at least two
copies of each candidates
platform in the past three or four
days.
Besides being a major waste of
paper, this is also a major pain
you know where for myself.
Why do I need to see daily
information from each
candidate?
Another problem with these
mailings is, it might just be tying
up our postal services.
The candidates should have
realized that most voters already
had made their choices long ago,
and bulk mailings to each and
every household will not change
their opinions or votes.
Most likely on the contrary,
I've decided that I'm definitely
not voting for those candidates,
who've put that great additional
strain on my postal carrier.
I'm sure most residents in this
area and in other areas feel the
same way.
I just want to take this chance
also to remind you to vote on
Tuesday.
The state will hold its general
election on Tuesday, and as
citizens of this country, you
should vote.
- On another topic,
unfortunately, or fortunately,
come next May, I 'will be
graduating.
I feel slightly upset at this fact
for several reasons.
The most important of which is
that, I've enjoyed my years at
Clarion immensely. I've done a
lot of growing up and maturing
here, and in a way, I'm afraid to
leave.
Secondly, I see some positive
changes coming to Clarion in the
near future.
The new and improved Riemer
Center and other improvements
in administrative educational
changes.
With a little money, maybe
Clarion could be a "great", first-
rate college someday.
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Minority
Problems
Dear Editor:
The purpose of this letter is to
share some information about an
issue that has been and will
repeatedly be addressed. This
issue deals with the concern of
the hiring of African American
faculty.
I do realize this is an issue that
is being presented in this
newspaper often, but it is the
only way the entire campus can
hear out the concerns of African
American students. I would like
to enlighten those that may be
aware and to those who are not
aware of these brief statistics
concerning the hiring.
There has not been an African
American female faculty
member employed to this
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university since 1988. In this
time frame, the university has
lost one of the African American
female faculty, which leaves this
university with only one African
American female faculty
member.
The question I ask is to the
president of the university and
these so called "Department
Chair's", what is the problem
that these Search Committees
have not hired an African
American female to teach on this
campus? Or should I dare ask
why hasn't the committee hired
anyone of this ethnic background
to teach, period, at Clarion in the
past three years?
Are the Search Committees
really putting forth the effort of
the search for these individuals?
Are you sending advertisments
to African American
Universities, such as Howard,
Hampton, Florida A&M,
Spellman or Morehouse?
You can not tell me those to be
graduates of degree in education
will turn down an opportunity to
educate others.
I have been here since 1989
and I continue to hear the
excuses of "African Americans
of prestigious educational value
do not wish to teach here at
Clarion."; "The university is
working on this, it takes time.";
"The committee did not receive
any African American
applications."; or "The African
American students do not seem
to care, so it has never been seen
as a critical issue."
These excuses are a cheap
political shot towards the
African American students and
faculty, the rest of the student
body and the entire
administrative staff. Let the
abuse of these excuses come to
an END!!
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By being an African American
female student on this campus I
and my fellow students need to
see examples of encouragement
as prestigious, professional
educated females of our race.
So, we can follow in those same
positive footsteps. We as
African American students need
positive, identifiable and
tangible role models too.
Furthermore students need these
role models to prepare them for
the future.
This should not be viewed as a
personal plea, but rather a
request to improve this
university.
I do commend the university
for implementing the Directors
of Minority Affairs Office and
Office of Social Equity. I am
also grateful and appreciative for
the African American staff,
administrators and faculty we
have at the present. It seems to
me if Clarion University, a State
in Higher Education System
wishes to continue this and are
trying to build a "NEW WORLD
ORDER", as far as faculty, this
issue cannot be ignored.
I am asking each person to
question this and do not be
ashamed to make some noise
about it also. Networking
together is a must in order to
improve our school. I ask the
Search Committees to stop the
excuses and take the time, stop
saying "African American
students don't care and they
don't wish to work here.", and
take time to review all
applications.
- 10-31-01 Pqop 1
Please I ask to stop the neglect
of a job past due. Do not forget
for African American Students
have not forgotten YOU. See to
it that there is not another 1991-
92 academic school year with
"39" new faculty members in the
classroom to teach and not one
is an African American female
nor male.
- Angela Shute
CUP Student
Voter
Registration
Problems
Dear Editor:
As I'm sure you know the
student senate conducted a voter
registration drive Sept. 30 - Oct.
5. But what I have recently
become aware of is that some
students have received letters
informing them that they are
ineligible for this year's election,
November 5, 1991. There are
several explanations for this
formality and if the Senate could
issue a press release to you we
would appreciate it greatly.
Basically, the first reason is
that the name and college
address of each student we
register is filed so we can keep in
contact with the newly registered
voter and keep them informed of
legislative affairs. Most of those
applications that fall into this
category were those filled out on
(Cont. onPg.4)
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State . . .
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participation in higher education.
Initiatives funded by the special
purpose appropriation include
special summer programs, urban
school partnerships, outreach
initiatives and support structures,
and Board of Governors
Scholarships.
Instructional Equipment - The
universities in the State System
of Higher Education are
Pennsylvania's premier teaching
institutions and must acquire
instructional equipment to better
teach students.
Pennsylvania Academy for the
Profession of Teaching - Created
in 1986, the Pennsylvania
Academy for the Profession of
Teaching seeks an appropriation
of $1,000,000 to continue
serving as a catalyst for creative
problem-solving, professional
development, and applied
research in the science and art of
teaching. Academy projects
include Academic Alliances that
bring college faculty and
teachers in school together, the
Summer Academy for the
Advancement of College
Teaching, the Latino Education
Project.
Library Enhancement - The
State System universities
maintain 24 academic libraries
throughout the Commonwealth,
serving students, faculty and the
general public. These facilities
are regional centers for the
collection and dissemination of
information for academic
research, cultural awareness and
economic development. A
$1,500,000 appropriation is
requested to continue library
automation projects at each
university, as well as acquire
materials needed for new
programs and expand collections
to serve increasing numbers of
students.
Rural Education and
Community Service Program -
Because Pennsylvania is the
nation's most rural state, rural
citizens still have a lower college
participation rate, and many rural
economies are struggling. The
State System requests $735,000
to continue current, targeted
efforts to increase the college
participation rate of rural youth.
Labor Studies Institutes - A
special appropriation of
$565,000 would enable the State
System to establish a System-
wide labor education program to
assist supervisors and labor
leaders in improving labor
relations skills needed in the
modern workplace. The
program would be conducted as
a System consortium
administered by the
Pennsylvania Center for the
Study of Labor Relations at
Indiana University of
Pennsylvania.
In other action taken by the
board at the meeting, a 1992-93
capital appropriation request
comprising 87 facilities projects
plus furniture and equipment
totalling $461,580,000 and three
highway projects totalling
$6,900,000 was approved.
"The magnitude of this year's
request reflects many previous
years of underfunding and years
without a capital appropriation
act," Board Chairman F. Eugene
Dixon, Jr. said.
"Aging facilities, changes in
regulatory requirements, ever-
progressing teaching techniques,
and changing programs,
combined with years of
underfunding, require this year's
extensive capital appropriation
request," said Phillip D. Rowe,
chair of the Board's Capital
Facilities Committee.
As in prior years, projects
included in the 1992-93 capital
appropriation request represent
major investments in health and
safety improvements;
replacement, modernization; and
new construction to preserve and
upgrade the infrastructure of the
State System.
"The 1992-93 capital
appropriation request includes a
$393,431,000 backlog of
facilities projects, some of which
require immediate attention,"
said Donald R. Sheaffer, State
System assistant vice chancellor
for facilities management
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System of Higher Education
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on Thursday the 3lh and Friday
the 4th. Some of the
applications filled out on those
days may have reached ihc
Clarion Counhousc after the oct.
5 deadline. This is due in part to
the overwhelming participation
which took place all week.
For those listing their home
address as their voting address
the process which takes at the
office of voter registration is
somewhat more complex which
many applications may fall
under this category.
The legislative affairs
committee would like to
apologize for any inconvenience
this may have caused anyone
who fell into one of these
categories. We would also like
to thank the student body for
making this year's voter
registration drive the most
Clarion County
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Common Sense, Hard Work, and Dedication: Qualities which
have made Greg Mortimer a proven county leader with a
proven track record in public service and dependability as
Clarion County Register and Recorder.
successful in years. Over 500
students became newly
registered voters. Thai is a
1(X)% increase over last year.
If any student has any question
about their voter registration
application please feel free to
contact the senate office at
#2318.
Basically everything contained
in this letter our whole
explanation of the situation. If
you need more information
please feel free to contact me
#2318 or #2822.
A quick remider to all other
students registered to vote, the
Pennsylvania General state
election will be held Tuesday,
November 5.
- Johnny Owens
Legislative Affairs
Committee Chairperson
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Moore came over. She knew
who did it. She says, "I know
who did it." She says, "Your
kids were over there and
knocked my toilet down last
night."
Dad hadn't gone to work yet
He said, "Now Mrs. Moore, my
children were in bed before 8
o'clock. I can swear to it, every
one."
You know Mum and Dad got
old and maybe twenty years
afterwards we kept that secret.
Then we told 'em. I thought it
was the best one we ever pulled.
But it wasn't as dirty as she did.
- Emma Neuland has been a
resident of the village of
Lucinda for 88 years, and she
told this story to
Communication graduate
student Peter Lowe
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National Guard cleans up acid mine
drainage through wetlands project
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
Several Clarion University
students and professors are
involved in a coalition, formed
among several area
organizations, to remove acid
mine drainage (AMD) from Mill
Creek.
The area, seeping a red and
orange discharge, is located in
Jefferson County where Howe
Road crosses Mill Creek.
This discharge is cause for
major concern because of the
large iron and acid content found
in most AMD streams. The
toxic material endangers aquatic
life and kills trees in the affected
area.
An additional concern is the
amount of money spent on
clearing the water for safe
consumption.
Holding strip mining
companies responsible for AMD
proved inconsistent until
stronger regulations were passed
in the late 1970's.
The present clean up project
in Mill Creek is a result of this
earlier lack of regulation. Under
current law, strip mining
companies must now take
responsibility for the AMD or
The 867th Engineering Battalion of the National Guard prepares the Mill Creek site for the wetland.
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face severe penalties.
To correct the AMD, wetland
construction began on October
19 through a complex, scientific
process.
Doug Kepler, Eric McCIeary
and Colin Henkes, graduates of
Clarion University and founders
of a company called
Darmariscotta Environmental
Consultants, volunteered to
design the wetlands for Mill
Creek.
Clarion University biology
students, Jeff Anderson and
Kevin Daye, were hired through
grants funded by the Clarion
University Foundation and the
College of Arts and Science to
investigate and identify untreated
discharges entering Mill Creek.
Once a week over the summer,
Anderson and Daye collected
data on AMD discharge flow
rates and water chemistry from
each one of the sites. From the
data Anderson and Daye
collected, priorities were
established so the wetland efforts
could be initially concentrated
on the most serious areas of
AMD in Mill Creek.
The students were also
involved in surveying sites
necessary for construction of the
wetlands. As the process of
building wetlands continues,
more students will become
involved. The students are
gaining valuable, educational
experience which will help them
in their careers as biologists.
The construction of the
wetlands is being done by the B
Company of the 867th
Engineering Battalion of the
National Guard division from
Punxsutawney. The National
Guard is contributing equipment
and personnel which is very
instrumental in the process of
developing the wetland.
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Dr. Dalby, a professor of
biology at CUP, said, "If we
would have to buy what they did
we would not be doing it."
A second site has been
identified by the coalition a few
miles upstream from the present
work area. This site, although
similar, is smaller than the one
located by Howe Road. Clean
up of this project is expected to
be completed sometime next
spring.
Clarion University biology
professors, Dr. Morrow, Dr.
Dalby and Dr. Williams have
been involved in the coalition of
the organizations to develop the
wetlands and are responsible for
applying for grant money to
benefit the project.
This project is expected to be
completed by the middle of
November.
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Second annual community campaign
achieves 39 percent of fund raising goal
by Karen Bailey
News Writer
The second annual community
fund raising campaign is getting
closer to its final goal of
$150,000. Volunteers who have
been soliciting area businesses in
an effort to raise funds for
Clarion University have received
$58,200, which is 39 percent of
the goal. Funds will go to
student scholarships awarded for
academic excellence, leadership
abilities and involvement in
athletics.
"This is a pivotal year for the
campaign because of the budget
situation," said Bill Speidel,
director of development.
"Clarion University will have to
rely more and more on private
gifts for funding support."
State appropriations account
for only 44 percent of the
university operating budget.
There are no funds available for
student scholarships without
contributions from the public.
Funds are also needed for
research, library enhancements,
departmental programs and
campus improvements.
"The university has
tremendous impact on the
economy and private gifts are
crucial," said J. Edward Smith,
campaign chair. "A gift to the
university is a solid investment
in our economy."
Speidel reported that the
campaign lost momentum during
the Autumn Leaf Festival, but
they are still on target at catching
their goal.
The community campaign,
which started its fund-raising
drive on October 1, is part of the
Giving Program which solicits
funds from alumni, faculty and
staff, parents and others directly
related to the university.
Dr. Diane Reinhard, president
of Clarion University, assured
area residents, "We are
attempting to be responsive to
the community by having only
one campaign each year."
The community campaign is
made up of 35 volunteers from
Clarion and the surrounding
communities of New Bethlehem,
Brookville, Sligo, Rimersburg
and Knox. Each of these
communities has its own
division of volunteers and its
own fund-raising goal to help
contribute to the over-all goal of
the campaign. *The key to the
whole process is the
commitment of the volunteers,"
said Speidel.
Inebriated students
create problems for
weekly CABS
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
Problems have arisen at
Clarion's Alternative to Bars
(CABS) because of intoxicated
students attending the weekly
Saturday night dance.
Disruptions, such as fights and
violence towards the Deejay's, is
caused mainly by drunken
behavior. Public Safety officers
have been trying to regulate
student behavior but these
problems still occur.
Director of the University
Activities Board (UAB), Dave
Tomeo said, "Our number one
goal is to get to the students. If
they are going to drink, they
should not go to CABS."
The Activities Board met on
Tuesday to discuss the problem.
The board does not want to
cancel CABS, which has
happend in the past, but they
agree the unnecessary aggression
must be eliminated.
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One proposal was to charge
admission at the door to pay for
the extra security. The Battle of
the Bands took this approach
when they started having similar
problems with inebriated
students. They now charge
admission at the door which has
relieved the rowdiness in the
auditorium.
Another concern is that
restrooms and other areas in the
building have needed
maintenance due to carelessness
and "sick" students. Measures
are being discussed by the UAB
to prevent intoxicated people
from ruining any building if
CABS is held elsewhere in the
future.
Currently, there is one person
at the door working for Public
Safety and three board members
serving as bouncers. Security T-
shirts are being distributed to the
bouncers, so people know where
they are on the dance floor.
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A new house is being built for the Delta Chi fraternity and should be completed
sometime in November. The previous house was destroyed by fire last semester.
Derby Days raises $800 for
national philanthropy
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The Sigma Chi fraternity
raised almost $800 for the Cleo
Wallace Center, their national
philanthropy, during its annual
Derby Days. The events were
held from Sunday, October 21
to Saturday the 26.
Cleo Wallace is a nationally
recognized treatment center and
non-profit corporation near
Denver, Colorado, for
emotionally disturbed and
behaviorally disordered children
and adolescents. The Center
serves more than 150 young
people ages 5 to 20 throughout
North America. The center's
goal is to help youngsters return
to society to live productive
lives.
Derby Days is an event in
which all sororities on campus
compete in several events such
as: Derby Hunt, Lip Sync
Contest, signing a Sigma Chi
shirt, Remote Control,
volleyball, slave auction and
Olympics. Points were awarded
for each event leading to an
eventual winner. First place
went to Delta Phi Epsilon.
Second place winners were Zeta
Tau Alpha and third place was
Delta Zeta.
The winning sorority, Delta
Phi Epsilon, received $200 for
their philanthropy, Anorexia
Nervosa. Along with this, Kelly
Brady of Alpha Sigma Tau won
the Sigma Chi Derby Darling.
This is awarded the sorority
member who receives the most
donations. Proceeds from this
also went to Cleo Wallace.
Derby Daddy, Tony Willard
coordinated the events through-
out the week. "The sororities
helped out a lot to make this
Derby Days very successful and
to help a good cause," said
Willard.
Halloween Issue
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Videotape proves suicide machine
used willingly by disabled women
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP Service
National
News
Two People use
Suicide Machine
The lawyer for suicide
machine inventor, Dr. Jack
Kervorkian has released a
videotape of two women,
recorded the day before their
suicides last week. On the tape
the two disabled women wept
and laughed as they explained
why they decided to use
Kevorkian's machine to end their
lives.
Officer Pays
for Actions
Edward Parnell, the Fort
Worth, Texas police officer who
was videotaped beating a
handcuffed car-theft suspect was
fired by his police chief. Parnell
was previously suspended
without pay after the July third
incident. Parnell's attorney
plans to appeal the decision.
Economic Consequences
for Louisiana
Democrats are predicting
severe economic consequences
for Louisiana if the state's voters
elect former Ku Klux Klansman
David Duke, governor.
Republican Duke is facing
former Democratic Governor
Edwin Edwards in a November
16 runoff. Democratic party
officials are urging President
Bush to declare Duke morally
unacceptable.
International
Scientists to Study
Ozone Layer
Scientists have started a six-
month study to learn if an ozone
hole is going to develop over the
North Pole as it has over the
South Pole. The study involves
"NASA" airplanes and 121
scientists.
The ozone layer serves as an
umbrella to shield earth from the
sun's harmful ultraviolet rays.
Israelis Stand Tough
Against Guerrillas
The Israelis say a new terror
campaign by radical Arabs will
not make them bail out of the
peace conference, although the
guerrillas are keeping up the
pressure. Officials say they
staged two attacks Tuesday in
southern Lebanon, killing two
Israeli soldiers and losing two of
their own fighters.
Gorbachev and Bush Prepare
for Peace Conference
President Bush and Soviet
president Mikhail Gorbachev are
trying to walk a line between
being too passive and pressing
too hard at the mideast peace
conference.
The two leaders say they
won't impose a settlement on
Arabs and Israelis, but
Gorbachev also says they won't
"sit on the sidelines."
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Thornburgh Ahead
in Senate Race
A new poll indicates U.S.
Senate candidates, Dick
Thornburgh and Harris Wofford,
are in a virtual dead heat. The
Pennsylvania poll shows
Thornburgh has the support of
45 percent of the registered
voters who were polled over the
past weekend. Wofford, the
Democratic candidate, was
favored by 44 percent. Eleven
percent were undecided.
Report on Inmate Abuse
will not be Published
The Casey administration says
it will not release a report
dealing with alleged inmate
abuse at the Camp Hill state
prison after more than seven
months of promising the
document would be made public.
The report deals with the
Inspector General's findings on
alleged inmate abuse following
three days of rioting at the
medium-security prison in 1989.
More than 400 inmates
complained they were mistreated
by state police and prison
guards.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of October 21 through October 27.
Between October 17 and October 21 someone stole food and drinks
from the Hall Council Storage Room located in Campbell Hall. Items
taken include eight cases of Coca Cola, hot dogs, buns and related
items. An investigation is pending.
On October 24, a student from Becht Hall reports she has been
receiving numerous harassing phone calls. Crimes of this nature fall
under the heading of "Harrassment by Communication or
Address"and are classified as misdemeanors of the third degree.
Misdemeanors of the third degree carry a maximum fine of $2,500
and a term of imprisonment of not more than one year. An
investigation is pending.
About 4:25 a.m. on October 25, someone set off the fire alarms in
Ralston Hall when they tampered with the smoke detector on the
second floor. The residents were evacuated and permitted to return
after the cause of the alarm was located. This greatly inconvenienced
the residents of Ralston. Anyone with information on this incident is
requested to contact Public Safety. An investigation is pending.
On October 25, 1991 at 1:00 a.m. a 19 year old student was observed
staggering as she was attempting to walk through parking lot J near
Wilkinson Hall. Her condition placed her at risk of danger to herself
and to others. She was issued a citation for Minors Consumption and
escorted back to her residence hall. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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Clarion University takes stand
against sexual harassment
Halloween Issue
by Kelley Mahoney
News Writer
We have all been, in some way,
informed of the recent sexual
harassment trial between
Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill,
but how aware are we of sexual
harassment on our own campus?
In our home town? Or at our
jobs?
As much as we would like to
close our eyes and wish that
nothing like that can happen — it
does.
Sexual harassment is not only
associated with mere words, but
is also in the form of date rapes.
"No one deserves to be treated
like that," said Dr. Ralph
Watkins, vice president of
student equities. "Things are
being done to help educate and
inform our students on this
topic."
This year, Watkins has taken
the initiative to raise student
awareness in dealing with
harassment through the use of
flyers distributed on campus
called "Sexual Harassment
Policies and Procedures,"
contains a full description of the
rights and regulations in dealing
with sexual harassment Also in
"No one has
to tolerate
harassment. . . "
If you or anyone you know has
been harassed, do not hesitate to
report iL
"The student is part of our
process," said Watkins. "No
one has to tolerate harassment
and any complaint will be treated
fairly and investigated
thoroughly."
about date rape.
"We are also planning on
holding workshops for the
faculty this year. We already
held some for the resident
directors and assistants this past
summer and they proved to be
helpful."
A booklet issued each year
the booklet, is a listing of
different places one can go to for
help if they feel they have been
harassed in any way.
"We enforce our policy," said
Watkins. "We try to be fair and
do a fair investigation of all
complaints."
Although there have been
many sexual harassment cases
on campus in the past year,
Watkins has not had any
instances where the males were
the victims, nor have there been
any false accusations.
"We want students to know
that we are here to do something
about it"
The sexual harassment policy
can be obtained in Carrier.
Students need
computer projects
for spring semester
by Karen Bailey
News Writer
MONDAY
Career Services Events
November 1991
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Computer projects are needed
for CIS 411, according to Sue
Traynor, professor of the course.
The Class, which will be offered
during the 1992 spring
semester, will require students to
complete a major computer
project for some organization on
the Clarion campus or in the
surrounding community.
The students will write
software or develop material
which is already written. They
can create or work with data
bases, install programs and write
users manuals. They can also
train people in the organization
to use the programs.
In the past, students have
completed projects for the local
library, the dean's office and the
computer center. They have also
helped track internships.
The class is made up of CS
students, who have a strong
background in math and CAIS
students, whose background is in
business. This combination of
skills allows the best resolution
of the project
Traynor has contacts through
which she can receive projects.
However, she would like to
gather projects from anyone who
needs help.
Any project submitted must
have the potential to be
completed within one semester.
A woman's Clarion Area High
School ring was recently found
and can be claimed by
identification in Public Safety.
Clarion County Voters
Elect
Mary Jane
GARDINA
Republican candidate for
Prothonotary / Clerk
I am an efficient, hard working, dedicated
lady, whose ultimate goal will be to
serve you with my Business Experience,
Performance and Integrity.
VOTE GARDINA NOV. 5
Halloween Issue
Scientific
trading cards
hit market
CPS - Einstein, Oppenheimer
and the rest of the world's
greatest thinkers would have
loved this - scientist trading
cards.
At the Oregon Graduate
Institute of Science and
Technology, scientists are
receiving the same treatment as
professional baseball players.
A new series of trading cards
features a photograph of a
faculty member on the front with
a synopsis of his or her specialty
on the flip side.
The school hopes the cards
become collectibles. Orders for
the cards (no bubble gum
included) have already come
from several parents who say
they want them for their
children.
Sex happening
at colleges,
says study
CPS - According to a recent
study by the Kinsey Institute for
Sex Research at Indiana
University, students these days
are anything but starved for sex.
Yep, the study shows - stop the
presses! - that most students on
college campuses are having lots
of sex these days.
A survey of 651 undergraduate
men and women showed that 81
percent of the men and 75
percent of the women were not
virgins; that the average age for
both sexes' first sexual
experience was 17, and that
students spend an average of two
nights a week with their sexual
partners.
The study also showed that 50
percent of the men and 36
percent of the women had sex
with someone they just met and
that, on average, students had
two one-night stands in 1990.
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Halloween Issue
LaPinto and Rossey face-off
in District Justice race
Halloween Issue
The Clarion Call ■ 10-31-91- Page 11
by Michele Piccirillo
News Writer
Although there may be only
one name on the November 5
election ballot for District
Justice, there are two candidates.
District Justice Tony LaPinto
will not run unopposed as
George Rossey is waiving a
"write-in" campaign.
In the May primary elections,
LaPinto, Rossey and two other
candidates ran on the two tickets
because no political affiliation is
necessary for District Justice.
LaPinto won both sides and
prematurely took office after
Alta Laverne Hamilton recently
retired. He was temporarily
appointed by the governor until
December 31, 1991.
The office of District Justice is
a judge on a minor judiciary
level. The District Justice hears
complaints of civil matters up to
Tony LaPinto
$4,000.
Criminal offenses brought
before the District Justice court
include: preliminary arraign-
ments, summary offenses and
misdemeanor of the third degree.
The office also has the power to
issue search warrants and
temporary protection from
abuse.
Ninety percent of all legal
matters pass through the District
Magistrate.
LaPinto and Rossey attended
the District Justice Certification
course in December of 1990.
They were certified by the Minor
Judiciary Board of Pennsylvania,
a group of lawyers that write
minor judiciary rules.
Rossey recently started his
"write in" campaign hoping to
capture the voters' memories
before they go to the polls. He
anticipates being neutral and
honest in this critical position.
Claiming not to be biased in
any situation, Rossey says, "I
will do my best to protect the
rights of all involved under the
laws of this Commonwealth and
George Rossey
the Constitution of the United
States.
LaPinto plans on continuing
his duties as District Justice. He
sees his office helping to enforce
the law while working with the
community.
Through listening to what the
people have to say, LaPinto said,
"I want to uphold this office to
the best of my ability."
One candidate voices a
concern for voter involvement
after the small turn out in the
primary elections.
As Rossey explains, "People
need to vote out of logic, respect
and concern."
LaPinto, being the current
District Justice, stresses a
reminder that, "The District
Justice door is always open if
anyone wants to know anything
[about the law] out of curiosity."
The new District Justice for
Clarion County will be sworn in
and take office on January 1,
1992.
The term will run for six years.
The Bill of Rights
A Celebration of Freedom
In honor of the 200th anniversary of the Bill of Rights on December 19 of this year, the Call will be printing the first ten amendments from now until December 5, when the
last issue of the paper will be published this semester.
The first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution, known as the Bill of Rights, were written originally to protect people from harm by the newly created federal
government. The Bill of Rights now applies to state and local governments, as well.
Over the years, the Bill of Rights has been relied upon by people who think the government has harmed them by some action that they believe violates the Constitution or
the Bill of Rights. The courts have heard their grievances and have been able to give meaning to the Bill of Rights through their decisions.
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Features
Halloween Spotlight
Mysterious legends
haunt Clarion campus
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
Halloween is finally here, and
people are beginning to tell
stories and legends to frighten
others. One legend is that the
Hart Chapel is haunted.
Student Jay Elias told me the
legend as it as told at orientation.
Although 1 cannot tell the story
(or write it) as well as Elias
could, I will try.
It began a long, long time ago.
There was a playwright from
New York, and he was the best
playwright of his kind at the
time. He wrote broadway and
off-broadway plays, and wrote
one which he decided was his
best.
He decided to take it on the
road. He sent some people out
to find the best place to have his
play performed. At the time,
Clarion was the best mecca for
broadway plays. The playwright
and his assistants brought the
play to Clarion. On opening
night, the playwright was called
out of town and left the play in
the "capable" hands of his
assistant.
When he returned from his
trip, he expected to see ticker-
tape parades, parties and
celebrations for his play.
However, there was nothing.
He then set out to find his
assistant and asked what
happened. He wanted to know
why there were no celebrations
or parties. The assistant told him
his play flopped. The playwright
questioned him, "How can my
play flop? I'm the best
playwright there is!" The
assistant told him again, "It
flopped." (Another version of
the same story claims that the
playwright left his director, not
his assistant, in charge while he
was gone and that the director
took the liberty of making his
own changes to the masterpiece.)
The playwright was so upset.
He couldn't go back to New
York and face everyone. He
didn't want people to know that
he failed.
So, he broke into the back of
the chapel one night. He
climbed the stage ladders and
scaffolding and climbed into the
rafters. (At that time Hart
Chapel had rafters). He took a
rope and tied one end to the
rafters and tied a noose at the
other end. He wrapped the
noose around his neck. . .and
jumped!
When the assistant went to the
chapel the next night, he saw the
playwright swinging back and
forth, back and forth.
"Don't leave that part out," Jay
said, referring to the "back and
forth" swinging of the
playwright. "It's an important
part," he emphasized.
Legend says that if you go to
the chapel on a dark and spooky
evening, ("That's another
important part," Jay told me),
and look into the window, you
will see the shadow of the
playwright swinging back and
Pat Klena/Clarion Call
Students ushered in the Halloween holiday in style on
October 29, at the spooky storytelling presentation, "Tales
of a Dark Night," featuring Scott Keely.
forth, back and forth. . .
There are other versions of the
legend. I spoke to Roger Horn
in the reference section of the
library who told me another
legend dealing with a student.
Supposedly male, the student
hung himself in the rafters of
Hart Chapel due to either poor
grades or love problems. There
are no records anywhere of such
an event happening.
If you are curious as to
whether or not this legend is
true, see for yourself, if you dare.
The history behind the holiday. . .
by Nichole Herron
Features Writer
What do you think of when
you hear the word "Halloween?"
Witches, ghosts, pumpkins,
haunted houses, trick or treating,
playing pranks and of course,
lots and lots of candy. Right?
But where did this holiday which
encourages giving out free
goodies and scaring people half
to death really originate?
The 2,000 year old Celtic
festival of worshiping two major
gods, a sun god and a god of the
dead (called Shamhain), is
probably the source of the
present-day Halloween
celebration. This festival
marked the beginning of the
season of cold, darkness and
decay. So, naturally Halloween
became associated with human
death. The Celts believed that
the Shamhain allowed the souls
of the dead to return to their
earthly homes on the evening of
October 31st.
On this eerie night the Druids,
who were the priests and
teachers of the Celts, ordered the
people to put out their hearth
fires. The Druids then built a
huge bonfire of oak branches,
which they considered sacred.
They burned animals, crops and
even human beings as sacrifices.
Then, each family ignited its
hearth fire from the bonfire.
During the celebration people
wore costumes made of animal
heads and skins. They then told
fortunes about the year from the
animals' remains that had been
sacrificed. (Pretty spooky if you
ask me.)
But where do the witches fit
in? The word "witch" means "a
female magician or sorceress
who uses supposed magical
powers from evil spirits to harm
people, damage their property,
or turn them into frogs and other
creatures."
People once blamed witches
for any unexplained misfortune,
Come see the movie,
"Backdraft"
Thursday, October 31st
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium
8 p.m.
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such as an illness, a sudden death
or a crop failure. Many persons
accused witches of marrying
demons and bearing monster
children. In addition, witches
could ride through the air on
brooms and make themselves
into figures like cats or toads.
Supposedly, on October 31st
the witches and warlocks (male
witches), gathered to worship
their master, the devil. Today
witchcraft has led us to believe
in many superstitions.
So on your way to a party or
wherever you may be heading
this Halloween, watch out for
black cats, bats, frogs or Jason
hiding in the bushes.
Happy Haunting!
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Halloween Issue
Reading Clarion's needs, McCabe
continually searches for good books
by Gara L Smith
Features Writer
With the moan and groan of
the ever popular term "budget,"
business leaders are bending
over backwards to save a penny
or two. The same holds true for
Clarion University, especially
the library department and its
$27 thousand annual book
Gerard McCabe
budget. That may look like a
vast amount of money to
allocate, but in reality that does
not hold true. Recently, Mr.
Gerard McCabe, director of
libraries at both Clarion and
Venango campuses, discovered a
different route to purchase
quality books at a low cost price:
through the Library of Congress
Surplus Books Program.
The Library of Congress
Golden
Eagle
Marching
Band
presents its
annual end of
the year show
November 9
Marwick-Boyd Aud.
7:30 p.m.
Free admission
Surplus Books Program is a
program designed for all non-
profit libraries. The usage cost
for each library is relatively
stationary, while the price of the
books sponsored by the Library
of Congress is only for recovery
of certain costs including
expense. The approximate book
value is $20, but the Library of
Congress price averages out to
about one dollar per book.
McCabe has traveled, at his
own expense, three times to the
program. Throughout his three
visits he has obtained 979 books.
The money to buy the books is
taken from the general gift
account that the library has.
McCabe bases the criteria for
book selection on three
categories: the imprint date must
be within the last three years, the
subject matter must be of
Clarion's curriculum, and the
reputation of the publisher must
be in strong standing. The
chance of getting a needed book
is just that A chance. McCabe
says, "Much of it is pure luck. .
.what might be available today
may not be available tomorrow.
"Each range of books is 48 feet
long and placed in standard
library shelving with seven
shelves each." McCabe then
searches each shelf, narrowing in
on a chosen few that will be
purchased and brought back to
Carlson and Suhr (Venango
Campus) Libraries, for the
enjoyment of Clarion students
and faculty.
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Gerard McCabe searches for useful books through the Library of Congress program.
Joining the crusade to preserve
both libraries along with
McCabe is Dr. Francis Greco,
interim dean of the college of
graduate studies/continuing
education, Catherine Joslyn, an
art professor and Emily
Williams, an associate art
professor. These three
intellectuals aid in the selection
process with McCabe, although
McCabe does the actual
selecting alone.
The variety of the books that
McCabe finds range from
nursing, business,
"The Nutcracker"
presented by the Empire State Ballet
comes to Thiel College
November 16th
Passavant Center
8 p.m.
Ticket info: (412) 589-2011
communication, humanities and
fine arts. And the list goes on.
Greco says, "I think it is a
wonderful selection of texts, a
facsimile of medieval
manuscripts, to contemporary
books on critical and cultural
theory in English." The library
staff is determined to make every
effort to serve the students and
faculty of Clarion to the best of
their ability.
The vast selection of books is a
definite sign that the university is
attempting to accomodate all
majors and interests of its
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students. "This is a nice multi-
cultural representation. All the
books here are really nice
quality," were the words spoken
by Joslyn. Williams also added
a few comments. "There's
something here for everyone. . .1
think there's a lot of interesting
books," she says. The program
is to encourage students to take
full use of the library facilities.
McCabe plans to visit and obtain
books for the university
approximately every two
months.
Ping Pong
Tournament
Sunday November 10th
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Jeanne White to
address AIDS issue
Jeanne White, the mother of
Ryan White, will speak in the
Chapel on November 6th at 8:15
p.m. on education about AIDS
and her son's own experience
with the disease.
One week before Christmas in
1984, Jeanne White was told that
her son Ryan had contracted
AIDS from a tainted blood
product. Although the doctors
gave him only six months to live,
Ryan's outlook was positive and
he was determined to live a
relatively normal life. His one
wish, to remain in school, proved
to be the beginning of the fight.
The uneducated community
refused to allow Ryan to go back
to school. Jeanne took her case
to the courts and won the right to
have Ryan attend public school.
The harassment did not stop.
In fact, it got so bad the Whites
were forced to move. With the
advance to the made-for-tv
movie about Ryan's life, the
family was able to move to
Indiana where they were
welcomed.
Ryan went to school, became
an honor roll student, earned a
driver's license and traveled to
visit Elton John and Michael
Jackson, but his health was
deteriorating. Finally, on
Saturday, April 7, 1990, five and
a half years after he was
diagnosed with AIDS, Ryan
White died.
Jeanne remains deeply
involved with AIDS education
and the battle for increased
research. "Some people just see
me as Ryan White's mother, and
that's fine with me. If people
refer to mc that way for the rest
of my life, I'll be tickled to
Clarion Percussion
Ensemble provides concert
The members of the Clarion
University Percussion Ensemble
will perform in concert Tuesday,
November 5th, at 8:15 p.m. in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
Director of the Percussion
Ensemble is Dr. Lawrence J.
Wells, assistant professor of
music and director of percussion
studies.
The program will consist of
compositions written exclusively
for percussion instruments. On
the program will be works by
prominent composer-
percussionists Michael Colgrass,
Ronald Keezer, Gary Olmstead
and James Moore. A special
segment of this concert will be
three selections for mallet
ensemble.
Members of the ensemble are:
Kevin Berry, Robert Heichel,
Todd Karenbauer, Julie
Morneweck and Dan Smrekar.
The concert is open to the
public and admission is free.
-courtesy of Clarion Percussion
Ensemble
Second Series production,
"Coffee at Eppinger's"
Hart Chapel
November 1st and 2nd
8 p.m.
Sigma Chi would like to thank all the
sororities for participating in Derby-
Daze. It doesn't matter who came in
first because Cleo Wallace is the true
winner.
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death. I was so proud of that
kid, and he knew how much he
was loved," says Jeanne.
She is on the board of the
American Foundation For AIDS
Research, has testified before a
Congressional Committee and
has worked with the publisher on
her son's autobiography.
Jeanne plans to continue
working with AIDS patients and
their families. She says, "I don't
care whether they're gay,
Hispanic, IV drug users or
whatever. I want to keep
educating people about AIDS. I
know it's going to be rough,
watching others die. But this is
something I want to do. .
.Education is the only thing that
is going to save people and
we've got to get it to them.
Because of Ryan, I feel it is my
responsibility.
Come to the
Clarion
Jaycees 1
Haunted
Barn y
TONIGHT
Oct.
31st
Doors Open at
7 p.m.
Clarion County
Park
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$3
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Foreign exchange student Lai Lee Li was the iucky winner
of the free commemorative brick contest on October 16th.
Brick project
expresses
Clarion pride
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
The Commemorative Wall
project is on the fast track when
it comes to showing Clarion
pride. Recently, members of the
Student Alumni Ambassadors
Spirit (SAAS), participated in a
free brick giveaway. Debbie
Meagher, co-coordinator of
Commemorative Wall Project
said, "The contest was designed
to make the students more aware
of the Commemorative Wall. By
giving a free brick away we
found there to be a tremendous
response." That response equals
523 currently enrolled students
submitting a coupon in one of
the three containers located on
Clarion campus.
Rich Nadeja, co-coordinator
said, "We plan to do more for
the campus community, through
contests and various other
functions."
Prior to half-time of the
homecoming football game
President Reinhard drew the
winning coupon signed by Lai
Lee Li, a foreign exchange
student studying in the library
science graduate program.
To those students whose
names were not chosen
remember the Commemorative
Wall is available to all currently
enrolled students, all campus
organizations recognized by
student senate, and those who
have graduated from Clarion
since 1989. For further
information call Alumni
Relations at 226-2637.
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Performing Saturday, Nov. 2nd
at the First United Methodist Church
(6th and Wood Streets)
1-3 p.m.
Tickets are $4.00
For more information call 226-2403
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Halloween Issue
"Cultural Diversity" presentation
encourages differences, integration
byAmyGerkin
Features Writer
For as long as we can
remember from history class,
America has been known as a
melting pot. But according to
Reverend C. Watkins, assistant
to the president of social equity,
"We need to throw away the
melting pot theory."
Why? Because of America's
cultural diversity. During
Reverend Watkins' lecture on
cultural diversity last Tuesday,
October 22nd at the Chapel, he
stated that Americans are just
becoming too diverse to meet
down into one dominant culture.
Reverend Watkins' new theory
(replacing the melting pot
theory) maintains that today's
society should treat cultures like
the human beings they are,
instead of like snapshots.
"The problem with diversity is
that society treats too many
cultures as snapshots and puts
them in the photo album of our
mind, and stays there."
"Integration was a word that
popped up many times.
Reverend Watkins' believes that
integration works both ways, and
that we need to learn about each
other's cultures so that we can
help build a stronger community.
Reverend Watkins challenged
the audience by asking them to
intermix in the cafeteria, to sit
down with someone of a
different culture and just talk to
Pat Klena/Clarion Call
Ralph Watkins encouraged people to learn about each
other's cultures at "Cultural Diversity," held October 22nd.
Come see a
Faculty Recital
featuring
Jack Hall on the
trumpet
and Donald Black
on the piano
November 3rd
Room 231
Marwick-Boyd
7 p.m.
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them.
Opening the night were CUP
students Kari King and Paulo
Duerte, just two representatives
of Clarion's diverse cultures.
According to King, "Cultural
diversity is needed in our
society. . .and black and whites
can live together as a
226-7007
AAA
Pregnancy Center
Open; Mon,- Wed.- Fri.
10-2
community."
Also inspiring the
audicnce(which included Dr.
Diane Reinhard), was the Lift
Every Voice Choir. One of the
songs the group sang was an
uplifting version of "Amazing
Grace."
The perfect word for the night
is "inspirational" and Reverend
Watkins' is, indeed, just that As
he says about achieving a diverse
community, "It's better to come
together to make a good team
that wins, than to have a team
that fights against each other and
loses."
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct. 31
* UAB movie "BackdrafT
(auditorium) 8pm
Fri Nov.l
* Second Series production
(Chapel) 8pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sat Nov. 2
* Football at California
* Second Series production
{Chapei)8pm
* Clarion Diving
Invitational T2noon
* CAB/s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Sat Nov. 3
* UAB movie "Backdraff!
(auditorium) 8pm
Mon Nov ^4
* PanhellenicvVinter Clothing
Drive
Wed Nov. 6
* United Campus Ministry
/Lecture Series
(Moore Hall) 12noon
* Swim at Allegheny
* UAB presents Jeanne
White on w Tne
legacy ot Ryan
White" (Chapel}
8:15pm
* PanheBenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Thur Nov. 7
* Lab Band Concert
(auditorium) 8:15pm
* PanheBenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Tues Nov . 5
* v-BaH vs California 7pm
'* Percussion Ensemble
concert(auditorium)
8:15pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
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Fri Nov. 8
Honors Band Auditions
(auditorium)
8;30am>4pm
* V-8all FSAC's
* 8edrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
*Pre~regJstration ends
'Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Halloween Issue
The Clarion Call - 10-31-91 - Page 15
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Do you feel that
sexual harassment
is a problem at
Clarion University?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Scott Shoaf
Katie Roussey
Senior, Communication
"Not right now, but the way things are
going it probably will be in no time."
Amy Karolski
Junior, French
"No, I have never been affected."
T. J. Conley
Junior, Elementary Education
"Ofcourse it's a problem,
it*s a problem everywhere"
Molly Allgeier
Freshman, Elementary Education
"No, not here. I haven't run into any."
Erka Miller
Freshman, Elementary Education
"No, not that I am aware."
Lowell Walters
Graduate, Library Science
"I think it's over-emphasized."
Anthony DeRosa
Senior, Speech Communication
"If it is a problem, I'm not aware of it."
Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 10-31-91
Halloween Issue
The Clarion Call - 10-31-91 - Page 15
"Cultural Diversity" presentation
encourages differences, integration
by Amy Gerkin
Features Writer
For as long as we can
remember from history class,
America has been known as a
melting pot. But according to
Reverend C. Watkins, assistant
to the president of social equity,
"We need to throw away the
melting pot theory."
Why? Because of America's
cultural diversity. During
Reverend Watkins' lecture on
cultural diversity last Tuesday,
October 22nd at the Chapel, he
stated that Americans are just
becoming too diverse to meet
down into one dominant culture.
Reverend Watkins' new theory
(replacing the melting pot
theory) maintains that today's
society should treat cultures like
the human beings they are,
instead of like snapshots.
"The problem with diversity is
that society treats too many
cultures as snapshots and puts
them in the photo album of our
mind, and stays there."
"Integration was a word that
popped up many times.
Reverend Watkins' believes that
integration works both ways, and
that we need to learn about each
other's cultures so that we can
help build a stronger community.
Reverend Watkins challenged
the audience by asking them to
intermix in the cafeteria, to sit
down with someone of a
different culture and just talk to
Pat Klena/Clarion Call
Ralph Watkins encouraged people to learn about each
other's cultures at "Cultural Diversity," held October 22nd.
Come see a
Faculty Recital
featuring
Jack Hall on the
trumpet
and Donald Black
on the piano
November 3rd
Room 231
Marwick-Boyd
7p.m.
them.
Opening the night were CUP
students Kari King and Paulo
Duerte, just two representatives
of Clarion's diverse cultures.
According to King, "Cultural
diversity is needed in our
society. . .and black and whites
can live together as a
community."
Also inspiring the
audicnce(which included Dr.
Diane Reinhard), was the Lift
Every Voice Choir. One of the
songs the group sang was an
uplifting version of "Amazing
Grace."
The perfect word for the night
is "inspirational" and Reverend
Watkins' is, indeed, just that. As
he says about achieving a diverse
community, "It's better to come
together to make a good team
that wins, than to have a team
that fights against each other and
loses."
PREGNANT ?
NEED SOMEONE
TO TALK TO ?
Free Pregnancy Test
Confidential Counseling
Accurate Information
226-7007
AAA
Pregnancy Center
Open; Mon - Wed- Fri.
10-2
^
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CAMPUS EVENTS
=^
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Oct . 31
* UAB movie "Backdraft"
(auditorium) 8pm
Fri Nov.l
* Second Series production
(Chapel) 8pm
* Panheltenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sat Nov. 2
* Football at California
* Second Series production
(Chapel) 8pm
* Clarion Diving
Invitational t2noon
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Halt)
9pm
Sat Nov. 3
* UAB movie "Backdraft":
(auditorium) 8pm
Mon Nov. 4
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Tues Nov . 5
* v-Ball vs California 7pm
* Percussion Ensemble
concert(auditorium)
8:15pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Wed Nov . 6
* United Campus Ministry
^Lecture Series
(Moore Hall) 12noon
* Swim at Allegheny
* UAB presents Jeanne
White on "The
Legacy of Ryan
White" (Chapel)
8:15pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Thur Nov. 7
* Lab Band Concert
(auditorium) 8:1 5pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Fri Nov. 8
Honors Band Auditions
(auditorium)
8:30am - 4pm
* V-Bafl PSAC's
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
# Pre-registration ends
•Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
itiiJl
Do you feel that
sexual harassment
is a problem at
Clarion University?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Scott Shoaf
Katie Roussey
Senior, Communication
"Not right now, but the way things are
going it probably will be in no time."
Amy Karolski
Junior, French
"No, I have never been affected."
T. J. Conley
Junior, Elementary Education
"Ofcourse it's a problem,
it's a problem everywhere."
Molly Allgeier
Freshman, Elementary Education
"No, not here. I haven't run into any."
Erica Miller
Freshman, Elementary Education
"No, not that I am aware."
Lowell Walters
Graduate, Library Science
"I think it's over-emphasized."
Anthony DeRosa
Senior, Speech Communication
" If it is a problem, I'm not aware of it."
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1992 Student Senate Candidates
This four page layout of candidates for the 1992 Clarion University student senate is done
for the students of Clarion University.
The Clarion Call and the current student senate wish to take this opportunity to allow
students the chance to read over the platforms of each candidate before voting next week.
**Please note voting times and locations at the bottom of Page 19**
Students will elect 20 student senators, with at least four of them holding the status of
freshman class standing.
Freshman Senate Candidates
Ralph Godbolt
It is time for a change; There are certain organizations
on this campus that do not have a typewriter, do not
have access to a copying machine; certain
organizations on this campus have had their budget
cut be 52 percent, yes 52 percent!!! The Student
Senate has failed in its responsibility, its
responsibility to represent each organization on this
campus fairly. And that is why I am a candidate for
Student Senate.
Joe Gray
My name is Joe Gray. My past experiences are Senior
Class Secretary for my graduating class. And for my
local Fire Dept., I held the positions of Asst. Secretary
and Asst. Engineer. I recently graduated from Bridgton
Academy Post Graduate School where I received the
Hough Leadership Award. My major is Political
Science, and I am a member of the University's football
team. My expectations are to put an end to our suitcase
reputation.
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Tom Lindgren
My name is Tom Lindgren, I am currently a freshman
majoring in Finance. I feel that I should be chosen to
represent the students of Clarion University because I
am for fair rules and putting an end to these ridiculous
tuition hikes.
Mike Peters
I feel as a whole, the Clarion student body can better
influence the actions of the administrators both
financially and socially to better this campus. I would
welcome the chance to help bring about positive
changes for Clarion.
Amy Schaub
If selected for Student Senate, I plan to take
any necessary action on issues of concern by
the student population here at Clarion
University. An area of concern that I would
like to see gain a large amount of support is the
tuition increases we are facing. I also plan to
join a particular subcommittee of Student
Senate, that will help to enhance the University
in a particular way.
Stan Stuart
Experience - 3 yrs. high school gov't; 1/2 yr.
Interhall Council
Qualities - efficient, organized, logical,
motivated, people-oriented.
Motives - To help show students that Clarion is
not a 2nd rate school and that their education is
important. To work with students and faculty to
come to decisions.
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Bryan Valentine
There are many reasons why I am qualified to
be elected to the student senate. I am honest, I
show outstanding leadership skills, and I have
excellent ideas that will help improve Clarion. I
stand for reason and not rhetoric. I have been
involved in many activities, the most important
of which was S.A.D.D. So give me a try and
vote for the man named Bry. The student
senate needs a man like Bryan Valentine.
Krystal M. Zuzak
1992 is the year to get students, at Clarion
University, involved! The issues have risen,
and now the time has come to confront these
problems face to face. Such issues as campus
rape, tuition increases and food services need
immediate attention. And I, Krystal Zuzak, feel
the need to get myself involved, and my fellow
students. We all live here together, and it is
going to be easier to confront these issues —
together.
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Halloween Issue
The Clarion Call - 10-31-91 - Page 17
1992 Student Senate
Upperclassmen Senate Candidates
Luis Almeida
I am a sophomore finance major from Rio de
Janeiro, Brazil. I have been involved with student
government throughout high school and I am
looking forward to becoming a student senator.
Since I am both a brother of Sigma Chi Fraternity
and an international student, I come in contact with
a diverse group of students. I plan on being open to
the ideas and views of aJJ CUP students and will do
my best to further our interests.
Kevin M. Beamon
Howdy. My name is Kevin M. Beamon. I am
currently a junior Communications major here at
C.U.P. on campus. I have been involved with the
Clarion Call and the Sigma Phi Epsilon Fraternity,
for which I have served as Secretary, Events
Chairman and Pledge Educator. I feel strongly that
I can be an asset to the Student Senate. I believe
there should be a greater emphasis on motivating
students to utilize the resources of Clarion
University. I will do my best to represent the
opinions of the student body.
Ron Berry
My name is Ron Berry and I would like to be
reelected to senate. Since coming to Clarion, I
have served as treasurer and secretary for the
Sigma Chi Fraternity, been a tutor, and been
involved in the accounting club, SAMS,
yearbook and the prelaw club. So, I am very
able to work with other senators. Since I have
become a senator, I have done my best to voice
the students' opinions and I would like to
continue to do so for another year.
Jeff Burns
I'm Jeff Bums, I'm a sophomore Accounting and
Finance Major. I'm a brother of Kappa Delta Rho
fraternity and I am also a member of the accounting
club. I feel that the needs of the student body must
be at the top of the University's list of priorities. If
you vote to elect Jeff Bums you will be voting for
someone who will represent your thoughts and
ideas. Thank you.
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Andrea L. Cathcart
Hello. My name is Andrea L. Cathcart. I am a
junior Psychology/Spanish major. I am a member
of the Phi Sigma Sigma sorority where I hold
position on the executive board as Pan-Hellenic
delegate. I am currently the chairperson of the
Social Growth and Development Committee
which is a sub-committee on the Pan-hel. I'm also
an active member of the Psychology Club.
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Jim Chianetta
Hi! I'm Jim Chianetta, a junior education
major and I'm running for Student Senate. If
I'm elected I'll do my best to make sure that all
the students voices are heard. I am a brother of
the Sigma Chi Fraternity, very out going, have
a good sense of humor, and I enjoy listening to
people. If elected I will be a good
representative to the entire student body.
Greg Crissman
I believe there's a need for better student
representation at Clarion. Students have
problems in finding parking spaces. I'll try to
get more parking lots for students. I'll try to get
cable in the dorms. The doors on some of the
buildings need to be fixed, because people have
trouble opening them. The showers in some of
the dorms need to be updated. Students issues
and problems will be my concerns as a student
senator.
Megan Doerfler
My name is Megan Doerfler, I am a
sophomore Accounting major from Pgh. ,PA.
If elected to senate I would like to make sure
that more students are heard by, and involved
with our student govt. I would also like to
see an escort policy offered like to see an
escort policy offered to students walking
from evening classes.
Sheila Ann Fitzgerald
I am presently a member of the 91 Student
Senate serving on the Committee on Sub-
committee and the Rules and Regulation
Committee. I feel that I am well informed
of the problems on the campus and will
represent the students well. I am a
sophomore Communication major and a
member of Alpha Sigma Tau.
Christina Gnibus
I believe ALL students are a significant part of
this university. One reason I hope to be elected
Student Senator, is to voice the suggestions and
concerns of the student body. During my years
here, I have been involved in the following
organizations: Campbell Hall Resident Assistant,
Women's Basketball and served as a 1991
summer Orientation Leader. If elected, I believe
my experience and commitment will help me
represent my fellow colleagues as a WHOLE.
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Brian Hoover
I am currently a sophomore at CUP and I believe my
experiences have prepared me to adequately serve
you on the 1992 Student Senate. I am currently a
member of the 1991 Senate and I chair the Dining
and Residence Halls Concerns Committee and I am
on the Bookstore Committee. I understand the
workings of the senate and I will strive to use this
knowledge to make a better college experience for
you. So when you vote, make the move, lake that
pen and vote for HOOV.
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Leslie Hutchinson
My name is Leslie Hutchison. I am a sophomore
majoring in Political Science/Pre-Law. If elected to
Students Senate I would listen to the students
concerns and ideas. I feel I would be an asset to the
Student Senate because I am responsible,
hardworking, trustworthy and I work well with
other students and with faculty members. I feel I
have some experience from participating in many
organizations in high school, including Student
Government.
Crystal Knorr
My name is Crystal Knorr, and I am currently a
student senator running for reelection. While on
Student Senate, I have served as chair of the Rules
and Regulations Committee and a member of the
Appropriations Committee. I am also very active in
other committees and organizations on campus such
as the Tele-registration committee, the Ambassador
Program, Foundation Advisory Board and Delta
Zeta Sorority. You can count on me to represent you
in the best ways possible!
Christylee Kuchak
Hi! I am ChristyLee Kuchak. I am presently an
upperclassmen member of the 1990-91 Student
Senate. I serve on the elections and Public Relations
committee. I am a member of Delta Zeta and
treasurer of the Panhellenic Council. If I am re-
elected, I will continue to strive to better my campus
and do what I feel is best for the students of Clarion
University.
Chad Lane
Hi, my name is Chad Lane and I am a junior marketing
major here at Clarion University. I am the President of
the Sigma Chi Fraternity and a member of the Clarion
Track Team. I feel that there are many ignored issues
that need immediate attention, and as a Student Senator
I will devote the needed time to correct these issues in a
way that will benefit the students. In addition, being
part of the Greek system and the athletic system will
enable me to gain a better insight on the views of a wide
range of students and not just a specific group or
organization.
Christin Mihon
As Student Senate elections begin, it is
important for the members of the student body
to realize what kind of representation they
want in student government. I consider myself
to be a very responsible and disciplined
individual with a genuine interest in the affairs
that concern the students of Clarion University.
If elected, I will put an honest and sincere
effort into my duties as a senator, as well as
serving the needs of our campus.
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Jason R. Miller
My goal as a student senator of Clarion
University is to help portray a better image for
the university as a whole. I would achieve this in
the best manner possible.
Jason Nolan
I am a junior business marketing major. I am a
member of Phi Sigma Kappa Fraternity and for
the past year I have been an active member of
the Student Senate. During the past year I
served on the Appropriations Committee of the
Senate. I feel I represented this campus very
well during my term and in running again can
continue to serve you as students with the
experience that I have gained. So remember to
choose experience and RE-ELECT me for
Student Senate.
Johnny Owens
As a Student Senator I have had only one main
goal and that is to serve the students of Clarion
University to the best of my ability. I've
worked hard to see that the needs of the student
body are not crushed by the wheels of the
bureaucracy that runs this university. I have
always taken the time to listen to you, and I
always will. I hope that you will allow me to
continue to serve you.
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Kash Patel
My name is Kash Patel. I am a sophomore,
business major. I am also an active member of
the Kappa Delta Rho Fraternity. I am
knowledgeable in student government. I feel I
meet the qualifications for student senate. I will
work to the best of my ability for the interest of
the student body.
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1992 Student Senate Candidates
Michele Piccirillo
I am Michele Piccirillo, a sophomore
Communication major. I'm a reporter for The Call
and TV-5, and participate in Hall Council. Through
these activities, I've had much contact with Student
Senate. I know how it functions, and know I can be
an asset to the organization. Because of my
involvement with other students and organizations,
I can be a direct connection from them to their
Senate. I believe students should be aware of, and
have say in, the body which governs them.
Debra L. Stiles
One of my goals as a senator would be to keep
a line of communication open between
traditional and non-traditional students. We are
joined together to enrich our minds, establish
relationships and grow as individuals. In order
to achieve our personal goals, we need to
communicate with each other for a better
understanding of ourselves, others and the
world in which we live.
Shahzad A. Shaikh
If selected for Student Senate, I plan to take any
necessary action on issues of concern by the
student population here at Clarion University. An
area of concern that I would like to see gain a large
amount of support is the tuition increases we are
facing. I also plan to join a particular
subcommittee of Student Senate, that will help to
enhance the University in a particular way.
Lance Titus
I am a junior Marketing and Communication
major from Sparta New Jersey. I am not goiru-
to bore you with all my campus affiliations, bin
I will give you an insight to my intentions il
elected to the Clarion University Student
Senate. As a senator, I would like to focus on
the following; 1). Cultural diversity among
students, 2). Strengthen student-faculty
relations. In a word, I would like to represent
Clarion University students to the best of my
ability.
Gara Smith
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As a student senator, I will represent the entire
student body to the best of my ability. The
dedication I have already established through
various organizations demonstrates my pride in
Clarion and Clarion students. My genuine
determination will be evident to the entire
university. I will serve the campus community,
both Clarion and Venango, with the fullest amount
of integrity.
John Zenone
Hi! I'm John Zenone, a junior
Communications and Psychology major from
DuBois, Pa. I have an emphasis of Public
Relations in my COMM major and if elected
to the senate, I would like to work on the
Public Relations Committee. The challenge
would be for me to help make CUP students
aware of campus issues and to help them rum
the issues around to benefit us, the students of
Clarion University.
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For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in more than 90 nations around the
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
West African nation,
slightly smaller than
Pennsylvania, located
on the Gulf of Guinea.
1. Official language of this country.
2. Neighboring country to the northwest.
3. River that flows along this nation's
northeast border and carries the name
of the adjacent country.
4. Ocean on the south coast of this
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ARIES -March 2 l/April 20
Emotional trends look rather dodgy
this week; especially during the
weekend. This is because this
week's full moon, on the 9th, is
occupying your sun sign, Aries. You
are apt to be somewhat careless, so
guard against missed appointments.
TAURUS - April 2l/May 21
Keep a low profile between the 6th
and 10th; simply do what needs
doing, or difficulties can arise. At
best, things will be confused. It's
best to take on as little as possible.
Something to look forward to: Good
news on the 5th or 8th will help you
assess a situation brilliantly.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
Spiritually uplifting and powerful in
other respects, this week is good for
consolidating your position. Job
ideas and new contacts help you
handle a special assignment. This is
an ideal time for you to patch up a
troubled relationship or turn one into
a permanent twosome.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
The main emphasis appears to be on
your property and your financial
affairs. This is a good week for sort-
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some careful budgeting could help
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et! The full moon brings romance
that can lead to a steady relationship.
LEO - July 23/Aug 23
Try to be flexible about your plans
for this weekend — they may need
to be changed at a moment's notice.
Useful financial additions likely.
Important mail around mid-week,
and an important plan proceeds
faster than expected. Trust your
inner voice.
VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22
In many respects this is a time to
hold back, observe and exercise
patience and restraint in both person-
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you are discovering can only
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the remainder of the year.
LIBRA - Sept. 23/Oet 23
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what you want to do this week, so it
might be best to do nothing in partic-
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of the opportunity to relax. The full
moon, on the 12th, appears to be a
special time for love affairs.
SCORPIO - Oct 24/Nov 22
You have a lot going for you this
week if you are trying to get ideas
and projects off the ground. Make
sure you are not too bossy with your
colleagues. One project seems to
stand a great chance of working in
your favor.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21
Friendships may be difficult to han-
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afford to give into financial anxiety.
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This week is extremely favorable for
you! Material interests show
increased possibilities. You may find
a new goal or complete some special
project that means a great deal to
you. This could bring new financial
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The next 12 months
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you; instead, promise yourself a
vacation in the upcoming months.
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a trip will relax your nerves for a
while and give you something to
look forward to. Choose a place
where the atmosphere is peaceful,
but the nightlife is outrageous —
you really need this time to put your
mind at ease. Alleviate holiday
stress by starting your shopping
now. Early shopping will help keep
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Halloween Issue
This town welcomes "Our Town"
by Melissa Smith
Contributing Writer
The Clarion University Theatre
Department is buzzing with
excitement as Dr. Mary
Hardwick's production of "Our
Town" is well on its way to
success. This Pulitzer Prize
winning play, written by Thorton
Wilder, is a modern classic that
depicts the life of a New
Hampshire Village, with its
humor, picturesque setting and
pathos, set against a background
of time, social history and
religious ideas.
This play focuses on the
members of a small town
community. It emphasizes the
importance of "taking time out to
smell the roses." "Our Town" is
a reminder of the simple joys
each day can bring us.
According to actor Tracey Lynn
Baldwin, "It is important to
remember these simple joys as
we rehearse for the play. It is the
belief in these joys that brings
both truth and life to the
characters we portray on stage.
"Although the play has only
been rehearsed for two weeks,
great attention is being given to
every detail of the production.
When Dr. Mary is working on
getting you into character she
can make you forget yourself
and actually become that
character," said Ric Frederick.
Frederick is one of the newer
faces to the Clarion stage and
will be performing in "Our
Town." It isn't just Frederick
who is enjoying his participation
in the show. All the members of
Dr. Mary's cast and crew say that
she is bubbling with excitement
during every rehearsal. The
performances, which are
scheduled for November 19-23
in the Marwick-Boyd Little
Theatre, will be full of animation
as well.
Clarion Jazz
Band to perform
The CUP Jazz Band, under the
direction of Dr. Lisa Johnson,
will perform its first concert of
the season on Thursday,
November 7th at 8: 15 p.m. in the
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
The band, comprised of music
students at the University, is
featuring a varied program of
selections including music by
Count Basie and Herbie
Hancock, plus many favorite
standards and modern jazz
classics.
Dr. Johnson is a new member
of the music faculty. She moved
to Clarion from New York City,
where she played saxophone for
several Broadway shows.
The public is most cordially
invited to attend what promises
to be an exciting concert.
•courtesy Clarion Jazz Band
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triggers an insulin response to lower blood
sugar causing premature fatigue.
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The Clarion University Theatre's production of "Our Town" promises to be full of animation
while reminding the audience of simple truths.
Don't Miss TV-5's HOT TRAX NEXT WEEK
Featuring an interview with White Trash
Win Prince's entire CD collection
and Paula Abdul's lastest album, "Spellbound"
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Shipp's Brad Gilbert (9) in Saturday afternoon's upset victory.
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Writer
No, it's not April Fool's Day.
And it's definitely not Christmas.
Of course, it is Halloween time,
which might explain all of the
tricks and treats the Clarion
Golden Eagles pulled on
Division II ranked Shippensburg
last Saturday afternoon. Both
teams' offenses almost
resembled "The Great
Pumpkin." They just didn't show
up. But Clarion did happen to get
the Memorial Stadium scoring
machine in gear as they sunk the
"Shipp," 34-19, for their first
PSAC triumph. The win was
granted with a big thank you to
Clarion's tremendous defensive
effort, putting an emphasis on
the word "TREMENDOUS."
Though a full moon was
lacking on the afternoon, the
gridiron contest began unusually.
Shipp's Winston Horshaw
returned Paul Cramer's opening
kickoff 89 yards for a touchdown
and an abrupt 7-0 Shippensburg
lead.
Three possessions later, the
black cat was now over on the
Shippensburg sideline. On fourth
and 22 on the Red Raiders own
20 yard line, a Harbaugh punt
was blocked by Clarion's Dave
Burmeister who picked up the
"rock" at the three yard line and
pounced into the endzone for a
7-7 ball game.
On their next possession,
Shipp was forced to punt again.
On fourth and 16, Harbaugh
punted again, this one was
successful. Not. Clarion's
Marlon Worthy proved that the
Golden Eagles do not have to
block the punt all the time to
beat the punting game of
opponents. Worthy received the
ball at the Clarion 22 and
returned the ball 78 yards for
Clarion's second touchdown.
Cup led 13 — 7 without scoring
an offensive touchdown.
On the ensuing drive, with
6:37 to play in the quarter, the
Red Raiders headed down field.
On the first play of the drive,
Shipp quarterback Brian Gilbert
hit Marcus Moffa with a 52 yard
bomb. After three Bill Pettyjohn
runs, Shipp settled for a 20 yard,
Howie Guarini field goal that cut
into the Golden Eagle lead.
Clarion now led 13-10.
Clarion started QB Tim Barto
for the first time this year, but he
was relieved by mainstay Tim
Myers to start the second quarter.
Myers then proceeded to take
over. He completed six passes
for 66 yards during the initial
drive of the second quarter. He
finally completed an eight yard
touchdown pass to Art Walker to
put the Golden Eagles up 20-10.
On their next possession,
Myers hit sophomore, hometown
hero Jess Quinn twice for big
gains on the way to another
score. Quinn had been brought in
earlier for receiver Tim Smith,
who went down with an injury.
Quinn's second reception of the
drive resulted in a 28 yard
touchdown. The lead was now
27-10 in favor of Clarion.
The Golden Eagles amassed an
impressive 237 total yards in the
first half. The blunt of that effort
was via the "friendly skies."
Starter Tim Barto went 3-5 for
31 yards. Tim Myers
accumulated 106 yards from 8 of
10 passing, after replacing Barto
in quarter number two. Even
wideout Art Walker felt what it
was like to be the sender of a
pass instead of a receiver. He
completed a 44 yard pass off of a
reverse to Tim Smith at the end
of the first quarter, though the
drive was later halted Before an
arm injury, Smith caught three
passes for 94 first half yards.
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The third quarter was all
defense. The scoreboard had
been temporarily tilted. Clarion's
offense was going nowhere as
Tim Myers and Tim Barto were
sharing the quarterback duties,
alternating every possession. But
the Golden Eagle defense was
responsible for the Red Raiders'
third quarter drought. A
Burmeister interception and two
more Chris Haycock sacks were
keys to the tough stand.
The scoreboard finally lit up
again but, not until the fourth
quarter began. Offense, again,
had little to do with it. Nearing
Halloween, Dave Burmeister
was already dressed in his
costume: a defensive machine!
On third and 19, Dusty
Stockslager broke up a Gilbert
still led 34-12. With 31 seconds
remaining in the contest, Gilbert
hit Ed Minogue for a 25 yard
touchdown. But it was pretty
much a meaningless score as the
Golden Eagles upset the visitors,
34-19, assuring a fun filled and
happy Halloween for the victors
(or something like that).
The Golden Eagles improved
to 4-4 (1-3 in the PS AC- West)
handing the Red Raiders only
their second loss of the season.
Clarion totaled only 254 yards
on offense. The defense and
special teams did a job on both
sides. Shipp's "D" held the
Golden Eagles to only 39 net
rushing yards, led by Jay Tonini
with only 20 yards on six carries.
With all due respect, though, QB
Tim Myers had little playing
unstoppable holding Shipp's
ground attack to only 18 yards.
The Golden Eagles also forced
the Red Raiders to turn over the
ball five times during the contest
(three INT's and two fumbles).
Defensive back Dave Burmeister
led the incredible "D" with six
tackles, one interception and two
blocked punts. Leading the
Golden Eagles in tackles was
sophomore Damon Mazoff with
13 grabs. Frank Andrews and
Jason Reinhart each had 11
tackles. Linebacker Gary
Thomas and D-back Eldridge
Ponder each collected 10 tackles.
Bill Adams also nailed nine
runners and also grabbed an INT.
Sophomore lineman Chris
Haycock also collected nine
tackles, four of those being QB
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Wideout Art Walker lunges into the endzone to no avail, as the pass was beyond his reach.
pass nicely. This set up
Burmeister's second blocked
punt of the day. Defensive
specialist Chris Coleman also
took part in the festivities,
lending an extra hand on the
attempted punt. Eric Acord
recovered at the one yard line.
The scoring machine was going
bonkers until Brad Kline
satisfied its appetite with a one
yard touchdown jaunt. The ol'
Golden Eagles were flying away
with a 34-10 lead over the 19th
ranked Red Raiders.
The Red Raiders didn't score
again until 5:33 to go in the
game. Myers recovered his own
fumble in Shippensburg's
endzone for a safety. But Clarion
time, but still had a good game.
He was 10 of 15 for 124 passing
yards and two TD's. Art Walker
led Clarion in receiving with five
receptions and a touchdown. Jess
Quinn ended the contest with
three receptions and a TD.
Clarion defense was
sacks. Kevin Weaver and
Bernard Johnson also chipped in
with seven tackles. Johnson also
had an interception.
Clarion's next opponent will be
PSAC rival California at Cal.
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Volleyball team ready to finish
season in Florida tournament
by Dan Parrish
Sports Writer
After a hard fought loss to
Edinboro last Tuesday, the
Clarion women's volleyball team
got a chance to catch their breath
from the quickly moving season,
as they were idle for a week.
They spent their time wisely
practicing hard and preparing for
their match with Lock Haven
and their weekend trip to
Florida.
Tuesday night was "road trip
time" once again, this lime to
Lock Haven. The Lady Eagles
displayed total dominance,
winning in three straight (15-7,
15-3 and 15-6). Lock Haven is in
their first season as a team and is
being coached by their former
wrestling coach who, no offense
to wrestlers, has no grasp of the
volleyball concept. Clarion's
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Mellinger both nailed seven kills
each. Wendy Ellenbcrger also
gave her usual above average
performance turning in nine digs
and 22 of the teams 26 set
assists, as the Lady Eagles
cruised to a victory.
There is a saying in
professional sports after a win it
all. . . "I'm going to Disney
world." Clarion hasn't won it all
and maybe they aren't going to
Disney world but, they are
heading to Florida. They will be
on a three day road trip this
weekend, matching up against
such teams as Stetson University
on Friday. Saturday afternoon,
the Lady Eagles will face Rollins
College and the University of
North Florida in the Rollins
Tournament.
When the team returns home
next week, they will be playing
their last match of the season. On
Tuesday night at 7:00 p.m. in
Tippin Gymnasium, the Lady
Eagles will face off against
California.
Clarion has a 10-15 overall
record and a 1-7 PSAC-West
mark. Head coach Sue Flaherty
said that she has ignored the
record. She said that individual
improvements, especially from
her younger players, has made
the season a huge success.
"We did well this season
considering how many freshmen
we have," the second year coach
said. "We weren't at all
concerned with the wins and
losses this season. We were
concerned with getting our first
year players match experience.
And they did."
Flaherty relied on
inexperienced players like
redshirt frosh middle hitter Barb
Mellinger and middle hitter
Suzanne Sheldon. The team also
relies on true freshmen such as
setter Linda Kciblcr, defensive
spccialist-ouisidc hitter Meghan
Kelly, middle hitter Patricia
Vopal and middle hitter Gcrri
Condo. Their contributions to the
team have been substantial.
"We're going to take the rest of
the season in stride, hoping to
gain even more experience for
next season," Flaherty said. "The
more we play, and that is going
to include the start of out spring
season in late February and early
March, the better we'll get. To
be honest, we're already looking
ahead to next season."
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Sports Feature
Halloween Issue
Bob Carlson. . . Much more
than an athletic director
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
As kids, many of us had our
heroes and heroines. People have
come and gone, in and out of our
lives. But certain ones have
touched us in some way or
another. They have said or
accomplished something that has
made us admirers. They have
made us change something in
our lives, usually for the better.
If we are lucky, they become our
friends. But no matter what
transpires, they will always
influence our values, beliefs and
judgements.
When I was younger, I had
many heroes. Most of my heroes
were sports stars. Kellen
Winslow, Michael Jordan,
Reggie Theus and Dusty Baker
were just a few. I would try to
emulate every aspect of their
abilities. But as I grew older, I
learned that there was more to a
person than just his or her ability
to play a particular sport. While
learning more about the world, I
started to realize what a real hero
is.
There have been three or four
people who have really
influenced me in the past four
years of college. Two of those
people are my parents, one is a
very close friend and one just
happens to be a Clarion
University faculty member.
Clarion University athletic
director Bob Carlson was
probably the first adult that I
knew at Clarion. He and my
father were business associates
when my father was a regional
manager at Coca-Cola and Mr. C
was the assistant athletic director
for CUP. I was offered a work
study job with Mr. C setting up
the gym for various sporting
events. While doing this job, I
began to realize just how
important Bob Carlson was to
Clarion University.
With 18 years of experience as
an assistant and associate athletic
director, Mr. C has worked with
the admissions office on
Proposition 48 compliance for
incoming freshmen athletes. In
1988, he originated and directed
the Integra Bank - Coke Classic
Golf Tournament which, over the
past four years, has raised nearly
$68,000 for men's and women's
athletic scholarships. He has
served on the Family Day
Committee for the past five
years. He supervises and directs
a student work program that
consists of 112 student workers.
He has also served as a voting
his credit, one would wonder
how he has time for anything
else. But as I have worked for
him and with him, I have
realized that nothing means more
to him than his family. This
stretches beyond his own family
and into the Clarion University
Athletic Department. Since
becoming athletic director in
January, Mr. C has tried to turn
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Bob Carlson has become one of the main reasons that
Clarion athletics is becoming a PSAC force, once again.
member on women's issues at Clarion Athletics into a "family."
PSAC meetings for the past four
years.
The list of accomplishments
that he has achieved while at
Clarion University extends
beyond the University and
reaches into the community. Mr.
C has assisted Clarion Area High
School with various activities.
He served as maitre d' at the
Leukemia Society's "Celebrity
Waiters'" Luncheon which raises
money for the Leukemia Society
of America.
With all of these activities to
Coaches and teams in the various
sports have become great fans of
other "family" members. It is not
inconceivable to find coaches of
basketball and wrestling going to
a Clarion football game to cheer
Coach Sobolewski and his crew.
And it goes both ways. You will
probably see Clarion football
coaches cheering Coach Righter,
Coach Parsons and Coach Bubb
when they start their seasons
soon. This "family" concept has
improved the morale of all sports
and has made Clarion athletics a
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Although he will get no credit,
Bob Carlson should be credited,
at least partially, with the re-
emergence of Clarion athletics.
But what I really admire about
Mr. C is his ability to never
forget what got him to the top.
No matter what important
meetings he has to attend, no
matter how many important /
phone calls he has to make, he
seems to always have time for
the "little" people, Clarion
students.
As I embark on my future as a
professional in the business
world, I will never forget certain
lessons that Bob Carlson has
taught me. Mr. C has taught me
to give everything that is inside
of me to something I believe in.
He has also taught me to
remember the people who are
most important in my life.
Throughout my life, I have
been influenced by individuals,
sometimes for good, sometimes
for bad. But I realize that there
will be no one individual that has
made as much of an impact
during my college career than
Bob Carlson. Sure, he is Clarion
University's athletic director.
Sure, he is my boss. But I
consider Mr. C something more.
He is a father 'figure. . . someone
I can look up to.
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Congratulations to Tammy Bomes
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To: Oh Great Sarcastic One, One
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few hours of your time on Friday,
November 22nd to help stage a
"Habi-Jam" on campus for Habitat
for Humanity, please call Laura at
226-6402 or Kurt at 226-4969.
Happy 21st Marcy Jonas! Good
Luck at the Roost tonight! Love,
Us.
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Lynn, Happy Halloween! You're
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To Turkey, Beigle and Spiff -
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Keith Gephart - Thanks for a great
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Phi Sigma Sigma would like to
thank Cherie for doing such an
excellent job with Derby Days.
Phi Sigma Sigma would like to
thank all sororities who were
involved in Derby Days.
KDR pledges - Thanks for the
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Theta Phi Alpha - We're halfway
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Sisters.
hey "Fess," Ron M., Jim H., Josh
and Mike: Look for yourselves in
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open for the poster-sized blow-ups
on campus! You were wonderful
slaves! Love, Theta Phi Alpha
To the Theta Phi Alpha pledges:
Keep your chins up and smiles
bright! You're half-way there!
Love, Your Soon to be sisters!
Congratulations to Jenny Fields on
being selected as a member of the
cheerleading squad! We love you!
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Campus Editorial
Halloween Issue
When finding a place to play becomes work
by Rich Otterman
Contributing Writer
Like all other kids, I plan to
get dressed up and behave like a
total imbecile this evening,
pulling pranks on the neighbors
who steal the ball every time it
goes in their yard and stealing
candy from younger friends.
However, much like WDVE's
Stanley P. Kakchowzski, I've
found myself just too damn old
to trick-or-treat
But, before I can put on some
ridiculous costume and parade
about town, I'd like to get in a
quick game of basketball with
some friends.
However, it isn't quite that
simple. On this campus, there
really is no guarantee that I'll be
able to find a court which is open
to students. For example,
Monday night, the entire main
gym was being used by seven
members of the volleyball team
and a coach. For this activity,
half of the gym would have
definitely have been ample
space. But, it is somewhat
understandable because it is a
university spoil Meanwhile, the
upper courts were being
occupied by the dance team and
some other closed volleyball
activity. And by no means, is this
an isolated incident, it's been a
regular occurrence during my
tenure at this institution.
This problem is not only one
shared by folks trying to play
America's Game (as TBS calls
it) on a weeknight, but it also
applies to anyone desiring to do
anything in the gym any Sunday
before 5 p.m., because it is
reserved for the Golden Eagle
Club and other Clarion area
debutantes. On any given
evening, the men's and women's
hoop teams practice, in addition
to intramural activities and other
smaller organizational functions,
such as dance team practice,
aerobics and those wildly
competitive Campbell vs. Nair
volleyball grudge matches.
Being denied floor time because
a legitimate campus group is
using it is sometimes upsetting,
but more maddening are the
instances when the upper courts
are unoccupied, but locked.
This is not an effort to belittle
any of these groups and
organizations, but how hard is it
to keep at least one of the
upstairs gyms open at all times
in order that the average student
can exercise? There is no reason,
good or bad, that students
shouldn't be able to play hoops
when there isn't an event, such
as home wrestling matches and
basketball games.
This lack of student access to a
gym does not even become an
issue until about three or four
weeks into the semester when it
gets too cold to play on Nair
Courts. However, the popularity
of basketball on this campus
should not be underestimated.
Look at the number of teams
entered annually for intramural
hoops, or the vast amount of
people who do play outside
when the weather permits, or
even inside during the times
when the gym is accessible to
students.
Another facet of this problem
which remains unsolved is the
question of what is the vision for
this university in respect to the
need for additional facilities?
While enrollment piled up to an
all-time high within the past few
years, almost nothing was done
to accommodate the increase. In
fact, the lone attempt at giving
student a place to play, the fields
located beside Still Hall, has
resulted in the installation of a
parking lot. That leaves the
higher field, which is covered
with cinders, is somewhat
uneven, and a bit small to
provide students to play as much
There will be a Blue-Gold Men's
Basketball scrimmage
immediately following the
Volleyball match against Cal,
November 5.
Admission is free, be sure to get
an early look at the 91-92 squad.
as an eight on eight football
game. I wonder if there ever will
be a place built just for students
and intramural activities so that
the athletic teams don't
continually monopolize the only
indoor courts on campus.
Obviously, the ideal situation
would be to have a field house
exclusively for the athletic teams
which need it for practices and
events, and a separate place for
students. However, with the
present money cramp we're
facing, this doesn't appear to be
even a possible answer.
Perhaps a temporary solution
to this problem would be for
some University official to post
times when the main floor is
open to students in order to
avoid those ugly winter scenes
with 20 people aimlessly
wandering about Tippin in
search of a place to hoop. Sure,
the time available on the main
court is very constrained, but it is
inexcusable that large groups of
people are often seen walking
the Tippin 5K, circling about the
building looking for the hidden
open gym.
The new lighting system has
vastly improved the gym, and
the new scoreboard sure is
swell. Furthermore, the addition
of four glass backboards on the
sidecourts of the main floor has
added a nice touch, but it doesn't
at all mean that students will be
able to use them more than they
previously had. This is great and
all for the athletes who use these
upgraded facilities, but it offers
no help to the problem.
Another aspect of this problem
begging to be addressed is that
the gym should be managed in
the best interest of all students,
not just the athletes and clubs,
seeing as athletes are greatly
outnumbered by students who
want to go to the gym to play
ball a few times a week.
However, this doesn't seem to be
taken into consideration when
eight representatives of the
volleyball team are occupying
the entire main floor, while
dance team practice and aerobics
are taking the North and South
gyms. Couldn't the dance team
practice after aerobics
concluded?
Better communication between
those in charge of running the
gym and the students, coupled
with a touch of common sense
certainly could offer a solution to
this very old problem.
This Halloween, I'll take the
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much rather be able to hoop at
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Volume 73, Issue 10
The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 7,1991
News Clips
- State-
Wofford topples Thornburgh
Harrisburg - In a stunning upset, Harris Wofford defeated
Republican challenger Dick Thornburgh to capture
Pennsylvania's vacant U.S. Senate seat.
Wofford whose campaign centered on providing a national
health care plan will finish out the term of late Senator John
Heinz.
Governor Robert Casey had appointed Wofford to the
position in late May, until an election could be held.
Richard Thornburgh, a former U.S. Attorney General, and
two-time Pennsylvania Governor centered his campaign
platform on rebuilding Pennsylvania's lackluster job market.
- Local -
Clarion County election results
Clarion - Clarion County will see two newcomers on the
! board of county commissioners following Tuesday's elections.
Democratic newcomer Linda V. McCarthy and GOP
candidate Barbara Frampton finished second and third|
respectively, to earn the seats.
Republican incumbent David E. Black , board chairman was
the top vote-getter in the election, garnering 26.5 percent of
the votes.
Democratic incumbent Keith Martin lost out on his re-
election bid to the board.
- In This Issue -
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News
• First Amendment Congress
Pg.5
• Student Senate yearly review
Pg,.5
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Features
• Don Leas receives award
Pg.10
• 'Magic Flute' opera
Pg. 11
Sports
• Football team wins
Pg.15
• Wrestling preview
Pg.17
|[ - Clarion's Weather Outlook ■
Today - Hazy and cold. Snow possible. High 30.
Friday ■ Clear and colder. High 20-25.
Saturday - Snow showers late. High 25-30.
Sunday - Mostly cloudy and cold. High 30.
Monday - Partly sunny and warmer. High 40.
Tuesday - Mostly sunny and slightly warmer.
Clear skies. High in the mid 40's.
Search for Graduate
Studies dean begins
by Jeff Wise
News Writer
Among the constant changes at
Clarion, one academic change will
have an immense impact on the
future of this university.
By the start of the fall semester
in 1992, there should be a new
Dean of Graduate Studies. Notice
the shortened title. Previously the
position was Dean of Graduate
Studies and Continuing Studies.
Why the change? How does this
affect graduate students, and
continuing education students?
Within the past year, ideas were
recommended on how to improve
the graduate program. Within the
list of recommendations made the
Clarion University Graduate
Council were the following
comments: "Clarion University
[is] firmly established as a multi-
purpose institution of higher
education, with primary missions
in teaching, research, and service
— all inextricably linked to the
role of Graduate Studies."
Explaining why graduate
education is important, the council
went on to say, "graduate
programs will become more
important in the University's
efforts to attract the most qualified
faculty. This will have a direct
effect on the quality of
undergraduate programs and the
potential for development of new
undergraduate programs.
A major force behind this
change is first year Provost Dr.
John Kuhn, who said, "This is an
opportunity for the campus to
reconsider the graduate program."
Because of his role in academic
affairs, Kuhn has the ability to
realign the responsibilities of the
respective deans. Kuhn said that
he thought the new graduate dean
should be exclusively responsible
for graduate studies, therefore the
role of continuing studies will be
reassigned elsewhere within the
University administration.
Dr. Kuhn foresees a highly
involved role of the new dean
with not only the graduate
program, but with the whole
university. Encouraging faculty
research as well helping to obtain
Public Relations Photo
Provost Dr. John kuhn has been a leading force in the search
for a new Graduate Studies dean.
be among the priorities of the important that every facet of the
new dean. Other likely
responsibilities are coordinating
graduate students into jobs, and
maybe increasing stipends given
to graduate students.
However, Dr. Kuhn is not
changing the new Dean's
responsibilities by himself. The
Graduate Council, along with the
Faculty Senate have made
numerous recommendations.
Also, a committee is to be formed
to select the best candidate from a
nationwide search of applicants.
According to Dr. Lisbeth Brown,
Vice-chair of the Faculty Senate,
five faculty and two
administrative people will team
up to help complete a list of
qualified candidates. Dr. Brown
is in charge of selecting the five
faculty representatives and
University President Dr. Diane
Reinhard, with the help of Dr.
Kuhn will select the other two
positions.
Dr. Kuhn is hoping for a good
halanrp. within thic rnmmirtpa
University be represented. Some
departments have many more
students than others and would not
have an equal voice if every
department was represented, said
Kuhn.
"Not every department has a
graduate program, so their interest
would not be as intense as other
departments with graduate
programs," added Kuhn.
With this renewed interest in the
graduate program, what are the
proposed goals down the road?
Dr. Kuhn answered that most
likely there will not be additional
graduate programs added to
current list, except maybe
expanding the nursing program.
Kuhn is hopeful that a new Dean
will be hired and in place by July
or August 1 at the latest.
Presently, Dr. Francis G. Greco
is the interim Dean of Graduate
Studies, having taken over for Dr.
Frank H. Sessions who retired at
the end of last year.
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
An Early
Retirement
Okay. I quit. I don't have
any realistic choice. Ten years
ago it would not have occurred to
me that I would be a candidate
for early retirement. It was too
much fun to be in the classroom.
Thinking about what historian's
call the "useable past" and how
Clarion's students might be
excited by some new theme or
insight was intensely interesting.
I felt lucky indeed to have a job
like mine that was so much fun
and yielded an income sufficient
to provide a perfectly decent life.
The notion that I might fold it all
in seemed too unlikely for
serious consideration.
So what changed? Not the
pleasure of being in the
classroom or working with
students. There is always a
disconcerting sense that freshmen
get younger each year, but there's
no dramatic difference in the
students in my classes. My
colleagues are as lively as ever,
and our discussions as
interesting. No economic
collapse lee to what our union
calls retrenchment or the British
refer to as redundancy. No one
else is teaching the class in
African-American history that I
was looking forward to offering
this fall. Certainly no one
suggested that at a time when the
nation's education establishment
is abuzz over Afro-centrism that
the University has no need to
offer such a course or no students
interested in enrolling in it. The
problem is that as Multiple
Sclerosis progressed, and I
became more disabled, Clarion
University became a hostile
environment for me. I can still
function well enough in the
classroom. It's just that getting
into the classroom is more
stressful and problematical than I
can justify for me or anyone
associated with that enterprise.
by Horry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Dr. Suzanne
Van Meter
A few weeks ago, a colleague
and friend encouraged me to talk
to his class about the origins of
slavery and racism in
seventeenth century America. It
was as much fun as ever.
Student interest seemed
satisfactory to him and to me.
The weird chair-lift which is my
only access to Founders Hall, my
office and history classrooms
worked, and there I was —
teaching again. After class I
agreed to meet a group of
colleagues for lunch across the
street at Subway. They all left
together, and I rolled to the fire-
escape exit in my chair expecting
to meet them, even asking them
Advertising takes over
I had the opportunity to do
some traveling last week.
During this traveling I noticed a
recurring happening that seems
to be taking over the world.
ADVERTISING is everywhere.
I first noticed it on the plane
trip. Everywhere I looked the
airline's logo was visible. Every
announcement made mentioned
the airline's catch phrase and
name several times.
At times it was very slick how
the airline tried to get its
advertising across almost
subliminally.
The airline even went as far to
have its logo imprinted on
napkins and eating utensils. The
logo even tended to pop up in the
middle of the television screen
during the inflight movie.
While not totally surprised by
this deluge, I was shocked by its
intensity.
Unfortunately, the storm didn't
end with the plane ride.
Not to be cheated, our hotel
decided to make sure we didn't
forget where we were staying.
At every opportunity the
hotel's name and logo were
tossed at us.
From the Inn morning
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
wake up call, to the official
Inn toilet paper. The
name was there.
While all of these little
messages and advertisements
aren't hurting anybody, quite
frankly, I'm a little turned off by
them.
It's my opinion that eventually
the public will become immune
to all advertising, be able to
ignore all of it.
Another fine example of this
problem is evident during most
sporting events.
If you notice each quarter,
inning or period now has its own
independent sponsor.
Unfortunately, this is all on top
of the already maximized
amount of commercials already
shown.
Fm not sure about anyone else,
but when I sit down to watch my
weekly polo match, I really don't
want to hear from White's
Blacksmithing after each and
every chucker. Nor do I need
every other goal to be sponsored
by Smith's glue factory.
I should also point out that the
advertising obviously does
work. It did catch my eye, and
afterall, six days later, I'm still
thinking and writing about it.
Until next week. . .farewell.
The Clarion Call ■ 11-7-91 - Page 3
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Letter
response
Dear Editor:
As one of the "so called"
department chairs, I would like
to respond to Angela Shute's
letter. It's easy to criticize our
recruitment failures, but we
should also recognize the efforts
that are made to attract African
American faculty. Ms. Shute is
frustrated and angry and I am
sympathetic, but it seems to me
that her criticisms are based on
speculation and guess work, not
inquiry. I'm sure that she is right
in observation about how few
African American faculty have
been hired in the past few years,
but her implication that people
aren't trying is simply wrong. I
can only speak for the history
department, but I would like to
set the record straight on some of
the issues that she raises. This
fall we have begun the process
of advertising for a permanent,
tenure-track professor in African
History. This is the third year of
this search. Four years ago, Dr.
Malik Simba— an African
American— left us to take a job
in California. Malik wasn't
unhappy at Clarion University,
but his family was from the west.
In two years of expensive
searching, we received several
applications from Africans, but
only two applications from
African Americans. The first, in
year one, was an applicant from
Harvard. When we received his
application, we telephoned him
immediately. He asked us how
many courses we taught per
semester, and when we told him
that we taught four he asked that
we remove his file from
consideration. The second, in
year two, was from St. Kitts in
the West Indies and although he
was not a U.S. citizen we felt
certain that we could get the
necessary papers to permit him
to work heic. Wfe interviewed
him, liked him very much and
offered him the job. In order to
avoid a replay of the "Harvard
experience" I negotiated a
reduced teaching load for him.
That is not usual, and it would
mean that a new faculty member
would have lighter duties than
senior members of the
department. Nevertheless, the
entire department supported the
teaching reduction as an
incentive. He turned us down to
take a research post at the
University of Jamaica. Ms.
Shute raises questions about how
we advertise. We place ads in
the standard job placement
journals that are read by
historians of all backgrounds.
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with African American
Universities. Yes we are. But of
all the schools she lists, only
Howard grants a doctorate in
history. In order to broaden our
pool of applicants, we agreed
that a candidate for this job need
not hive completed a doctorate
(although he or she must be
within one year of completion).
We have also agreed to consider
candidates up to the rank of
associate professor, although we
usually are limited to hiring at
the assistant rank.
According to statistics
compiled by the National
Research Council and the
American Historical Association,
in the period from 1946 to 1990,
23,657 Phasing in history were
awarded in the U.S. Of those,
506 were awarded to men and
women who described
themselves as African American.
In recent years, the numbers are
looking a bit better. Of the 506
Phasing in history awarded to
African Americans, 72
(approximately 15%) have been
granted since 1987. The
increase in African American
graduate students in history is
good news, but the numbers are
still small. There are more than
1200 four-year colleges and
universities in this country, and
African American role models of
both sexes are needed at every
single campus. Even if our
numbers at Clarion are small, I
think we are lucky to have the
high quality African American
faculty that are here.
Undergraduate students at
Clarion who persevere in their
work are somewhere between
eight and twelve years away
from a PhD. Seeing a problem is
part one. Bringing it to the
university's attention is part two.
Fixing it is part three. If we
can't recruit enough faculty,
perhaps some of our own
students will dedicate themselves
to this problem. Go on to
graduate work, get the
appropriate credentials then
come back to us. We will
welcome you, and future
generations of African
Americans at Clarion will see
you as their role model.
- Dr. Brian R. Dunn
Chair Department of History
Cockroach
problems
Dear Editor:
I think that it is great that the
University is spending so much
money to renovate/reconstruct
our student center and the work
being done all across campus is
also much needed and
appreciated.
However, there is one situation
on this campus that, at least I
feel, is not getting the proper
attention. It is the not so slight
problem that Becht Hall has with
cockroaches. Do you have any
idea what it feels like to walk
into the bathroom for a shower
in the morning only to see a
roach in one of the stalls? Well,
how about doing your laundry to
an audience of the vile things?
One more question, have you
ever squished a roach? If not, let
me fill you in: it is like stepping
on a fortune cookie that is filled
with mayonnaise. I know that is
sounds disgusting, but if you
ever have stepped on one you
know that it is true.
Now, don't get me wrong, it is
not like the Hall is overcome
with these brown beasts, but I for
one sure would not miss them if
they were to be exterminated.
Some people ask why I don't
move out if I don't like seeing
roaches, but leaving the building
does not eliminate the problem.
Besides, the dorm has a certain
sense of appeal to it, despite the
fact that it has roaches, that I
could not find in any of the other
residence halls. I hope that you
do not mind receiving this letter,
but after almost five semesters of
just dealing with the fact that I
have roaches in my home, I had
to say something to someone and
I was tired of telling my resident
assistant, after all, she is not an
exterminator. So, I figured
where better to let my voice be
heard than our own campus
publication.
As I close this letter, I will
leave you with just one more
question to ponder over: Do you
think that any of our
administrators have cockroaches
in their homes?
- Jennifer Raffensberger
CUP Student
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(Cont. from Page 2)
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to order my sandwich when they
got in line. They did, but I never
arrived to join them. The chair-
lift descended about 18 inches
and then lost all power. I was
stuck. I felt like Christopher
Robin on his special step —
neither up nor down. And I felt
angry. Humiliated. Betrayed by
my body and by the technology
that was supposed to compensate
for my physical limitations. And
I felt that a person of good sense
who understood the lay-out of
the building and the equipment
that serves it would not be in
such a predicament. It was time
to get out.
There is an emergency button
to summon help to the cage
perched on the side of Founders,
but the workman who came
could not solve my problem. Pat
McCauley, Clarion's long-
suffering and infinitely patient
"elevator expert" was on a job
elsewhere. He was summoned,
but in the meantime there was no
recourse. "Luckily we got your
sandwich to go," my friends
called up as they returned, and
inasmuch as conversation can be
maintained in such a setting we
cheerily made jokes about al
fresco dining.
It's very important for the
handicapped person to be
cheerful whatever the nature of
the frustrations. Remember that
you are helpless. A sharp tongue
will not help. The able-bodied
can, and will, walk away.
Intimidate people at your peril.
You are dependent on those
whom you've offended.
Remember there is an implicit
assumption that if your legs
don't work, there's very likely
something wrong with your head
too. You won't help yourself
with tantrums. The conclusion
that you are nasty and ill-
tempered will only make things
worse. Sit quietly and if you are
very polite and unpresuming,
sooner or later someone will be
good enough to get you out of
this mess. At this campus, if you
are lucky Pat McCauley will turn
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
This is the chair lift that Dr. Van Meter uses each and every
day to gain access to Founders Hall.
up and earn your gratitude again
by extricating you.
I speak from considerable
experience with the Founder's
chair lift. I have come to the top
without being able to open the
door to the exit. I have been
stuck on a rainy day at the point
where I could see my class
assembling and waiting for me in
F136. I couldn't get in there
myself until Pat arrived to
liberate me because the door
latch was stuck. It was
suggested that I brought this
misfortune on myself by turning
off the key before opening the
door. In fact, though the
mechanism is sufficiently
temperamental that I now refer
Readers are reminded that the
Weekly Hide Park column is an open
forum to all readers of the Clarion
Call to express their thoughts and
opinions on any and all subjects.
Hide Park pieces can be dropped off
in the Clarion Call office.
to it familiarly as the "antichrist"
after the troublesome car in the
wonderful film The Gods Must
Be Crazv . the-key has nothing to
do with opening the door — only
moving the chair up and down.
The bolt closing the door
sometimes does not yield when
the knob is turned. If
generalizations are sought, this is
more probable when it's raining
or very cold. I'm not sure
whether that's because the
mechanism is genuinely
sensitive to cold or damp. It's
certainly no fun to be stuck in a
box alongside the building in a
downpour or in frigid weather.
Further, the disabled must be
prepared for allegations that their
own clumsiness caused their
problem. Unless the lift's door is
closed firmly enough to fix the
contact points, the thing will not
work. It doesn't take long to
learn this. The antichrist went
through a spell though when the
contact points wouldn't hold no
matter how firmly the door was
closed. Descent continued only
as long as firmly pushing on the
door maintained contact. But
my arms aren't long enough to
hold the door all the way to the
ground. When I ran out of arm,
the machine shuddered to a halt,
and I was stuck. That time Dave
Arnold, the obliging and athletic
assistant dean of arts and
sciences scaled the cage frame
from below and held the door so
I could get down.
Sometimes the lift shudders on
its way to the bottom, audibly
signals distress and jams the
door at the ground exit. I can't
get out, and I can't go up again.
It did that one evening before the
emergency button was installed.
My night class had just been
dismissed. It was dark, and it
must have seemed pretty strange
to the charming African student
to be hailed by a distressed
cripple locked into a weird pen
between Founders Hall and the
Chapel. It sounded not only
strange but implausible to the
clerk at Public Safety whom the
student kindly apprised of my
plight. Must be a crank call, she
assumed. The student was
determined and persuasive,
however, but by the time an
officer arrived, my difficulty had
attracted a small bemused band
of sympathetic faculty and
students on their way to a poetry
reading in the Chapel. I felt a bit
like a freak in the sideshow.
It was shortly after this that I
noticed two officers from
Campus Security talking
between classes in the hall of
Founders to a friend and
associate. They wanted to
explain that all of this fuss over
the chair-lift was due to operator
error. In other words my
incompetence was creating the
problems. Note that this
explanation was presented not to
me but to a surrogate, a friend
who had no responsibility for
either me or the chair lift. That's
the way it is when you rely on a
wheelchair. First you lose your
mobility, then your intelligence
and your dignity. And there is
no point in complaining either. I
wrote a memo describing the
above experience, distributed so
many copies to those whose
official function suggested to me
some responsibility or interest in
such problems at Clarion that I
was reminded of autumn leaves
blowing over the campus. There
was no response from anyone.
Zip. No one believes that it is
possible to wave a wand and
solve accessibility problems at
the campus. But sensitivity —
what are called attitudinal
barriers — doesn't carry an
exorbitant price-tag.
The accessibility of my office
and classrooms is the beginning
not the entirety of the difficulties
of continuing on the faculty at
CUP. Meetings and conferences
are scheduled where there is no
convenient or comfortable
access. I can't get up to the art
gallery in Marwick-Boyd
without lining up some weight-
lifters to carry me and my chair
up the stairs. I can't get
backstage in the auditorium to
greet artists or congratulate
performers. The lift for the
disabled into the swimming pool
seems to have been misplaced
and there are no useable stairs.
Most university social functions
are scheduled in Moore Hall
which is inaccessible.
Receptions are gracious and
social interaction increasing on
this campus under President
Reinhard. That's wonderful, but
I can't participate, and it makes
me feel very isolated.
Offices where I need to go are
unreachable. I cannot get into
the APSCUF union office in the
basement of Hart Chapel. Peirce
Auditorium is not ramped for
wheel chairs. Many offices in
Carrier or Carlson are
theoretically accessible, but
furnished in a way that deters me
from entering them for fear that
I'll never be able to make the
tight turns in my chair required
to get out again. Opening doors
everywhere is a problem. My
arm feels permanently on the
verge of shoulder separation.
More significant, I don't think
there is a single comfortably
equipped handicapped restroom
on the campus. The differences
between male and female
plumbing is one of the reasons I
know God is not a woman, and
it's difficult to discuss this
delicately. But it must be
apparent that while men may
make do with a bottle, women
need more. I can get my chair
into the disabled facility at
Carlson, although it is located at
the far end of a long line of stalls
so that the crowd queuing
between classes obstructs my
approach. Everywhere the new
splendidly big tissue holders are
in the way and increase the
difficulty of getting up, getting
balanced and getting out. In
Marwick-Boyd even a small
push-chair won't fit into the
(Cont. on Pg. 20)
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National First Amendment Congress
presents resolutions for freedoms
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
The National First Amendment
Congress convened on October
27 in Richmond, Virginia.
It was established to unite
people who feel a special
committment to their First
Amendment Rights.
The congress is a coalition of
national news media and
communications associations
committed to increasing
awareness and understanding of
the rights guaranteed in the First
Amendment.
There are two types of
members involved in the
congress. The first is the Voting
Member Organization and the
second is the Associate Member
Organization.
Arthur Barlow, of the
Communication departmeht at
Clarion University and national
President of the Society for
Collegiate Journalists, attended
the congress as a delegate.
Barlow said the congress is a
". . . unique organization that
vitalizes First Amendment
issues."
The opening ceremony was
held in Virginia's Capitol. Work
sessions were set up for each of
four groups the following day.
The committees discussed
freedom of speech, freedom of
the press, new technologies and
the freedoms of con-
science/individual liberties. The
congress met on the last dav to
act on the committees
resolutions.
Warren E. Burger, retired chief
justice of the Supreme Court,
gave the closing address, "The
Bill of Rights and World
Democracies."
Peter Lowe/Clarion Call
Former Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, the Honorable
Warren E. Burger, makes the closing remarks at the First
Amendment Congress.
Barlow was a member of the
gtt>up which discussed freedom
of the press. An issue debated
was whether or not there should
be restraints on news access
during wartime.
The majority view reported
that control over the media in the
recent Gulf War had been too
restrictive. They urged news
organizations and the military to
understand the needs of
battlefield access and reporting
and ". . .that the military and
other government agencies be
allowed no 'security review' or
other forms of censorship or
orior restraint."
The minority view reported
that they agreed with the
majority resolution except for
one part of it. They believed that
battlefield security would be
jeopardized if some restrictions
of news access did not exist.
They felt that situations do exist
when the press does not have the
ability to judge when and what
information may cause harm to
U.S. military forces or provide
assistance to an enemy. This is
only to guarantee operational
security and successful
battlefield outcome.
The minority proposed "that
the military allow freedom of
reporting to the maximum extent
possible, consistent with security
considerations. Security review
must be held to that which is
deemed minimumly essential."
Barlow said the majority report
and minority report were
"different in language and spirit"
but both accepted and addressed
views and values of the First
Amendment concerning
Freedom of the Press.
Another topic discussed was
freedom of speech in schools,
the workplace and the
marketplace. Educational
institutions, in particular, face a
serious challenge in determining
how to deal with hateful and
hurtful language.
The congress adopted the
following resolution. "In the
First Amendment spirit of the
marketplace of ideas,
Peter Lowe/Clarion Call
The opening ceremony in Virginia's Capitol.
universities and high schools the press alone— it is for
should affirmatively encourage,
rather than suppress, a full
exchange of ideas in academic
contexts or other public forums
and protect academic freedom."
The First Amendment Congress
was initially created in 1979 by
12 journalism groups because
they perceived threats to the
First Amendment.
Delegates who could provide
the desired balance of opinions
were then invited to
Philadelphia. They included a
broad range of; judges,
legislators, lawyers, educators,
students, business, union and
civic leaders.
Their goal was to begin a
dialogue which would lead to the
formation of an action program
for the second congress in
Williamsburg, Virginia. The
sponsors hoped people would
realize First Amendment
protection for the press is not for
everyone.
The 12 founding organizations
were: the American Newspaper
Publishers Association; the
Associated Press Mananging
Editors; the American Society of
Newspaper Editors; the National
Association of Broadcasters; the
National Broadcast Editorial
Association; the National
Conference of Editorial Writers;
the National Newspaper
Association; the Radio
Television News Directors
Association; the Reporters
Committee for Freedom of the
Press; the Society of Profesional
Journalists Sigma Delta Chi; The
Associated Press and the United
Press International.
This is the sixth time the First
Amendment Congress has
convened; December 15 is the
bicentennial of the Bill of
Rights.
Page & - 'the Clarion tali - 11-7-91
Psychology majors receive scholarships
for academic excellence and service
by Sharyl Shelhamer
News Writer
Three senior psychology
majors recently received
scholarships for the 1991-92
school year from the psychology
department for their academic
excellence and service to the
department.
The recipients were announced
at the Welcome Back Social of
the department, three weeks into
the fall semester.
Donna Wells, Deanna
Schmader and Greg Jackson
received the Foundation
Departmental Scholarship for
Psychology, the Eric Knotick
Scholarship and the Psychology
Department Scholarship,
respectively.
Dr. Richard Nicholls, chair of
the psychology department, said
they look for students who are
not only in good academic
standing, but also participate in
service projects within the
university and community and
who do extra research or
presentations at National
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of October 28 through November 3.
On October 28, a Pennsylvania registration plate, WXX-270, was
stolen from a Plymouth Duster. The exact location of the theft is
unknown. An investigation is pending.
On October 30, an unauthorized student entered WCCB radio station
in Harvey and became disruptive and disorderly. Public Safety was
called to remove the individual. The BAC test was administered and
indicated a .28 alcohol content The student was transported to the
Clarion Hospital for observation. The student, over the age of 21, was
cited for public drunkenness.
Damage to a "DO NOT ENTER" sign was reported near the Foundry
area on November 1 . The sign was bent to the ground and onto the
roadway, creating a traffic hazard. An investigation is pending.
A student reported damage to his vehicle in parking lot "J" on
November 1. An unknown person damaged the right door mirror. An
investigation is pending.
A gray backpack with light blue trim was stolen from a table outside
the bookstore around 3:25 p.m. on November 1. Missing items
include a checkbook, a yellow folder, a steno notebook, a plastic blue
colored case with four computer disks and two text books titled The
Horse Goddess by Morgan Lly welyn and An Ear To The Ground by
Marie Harris. An investigation is pending.
On November 1 , someone let the air out of two tires on a vehicle in
lot "D." There are no suspects at this time.
On November 2, an unknown person deliberately broke the glass and
pulled the handle on a fire station in the basement of Ralston Hall.
An investigation is pending.
Also on November 2, a theft of $27 was reported on the sixth floor of
Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
STUDENTS ARE ADVISED TO LOCK THEIR ROOM DOORS
WHEN NOT ATTENDED
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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The criteria for these
scholarships are, "Basically a
good solid student, somebody
who's using their time
productively to give service to
others," said Dr. Nicholls.
Wells was awarded the $500
scholarship given annually by
the Clarion University
Foundation. She is a graduate of
Redbank Valley High School,
New Bethlehem.
Wells' scholarship is one of the
academic department scholar-
ships made available annually by
the Clarion University
Foundation.
Schmader received the $300
Eric S. Knotick Memorial
Service Scholarship. She is a
graduate of North Clarion High
School.
Schmader works in the
Psychology department. She is
president of the Psychology Club
and vice president of Psi Chi.
Greg Jackson, the recipient of
the third scholarship, was
awarded the Psychology
Department Scholarship worth
$250.
Jackson is also a senior
psychology major and a transfer
student. He is the president of
Psi Chi and is involved in the
work study program in the lab.
"I feel that the psychology
department here at Clarion is
very good in preparing students
for whatever their goals are after
graduation whether it be
graduate school or obtaining a
job," said Jackson. "It is very
supportive of its students within
the department."
When asked what type of
advice he would give to students
who want to go after these
scholarships next year, Nicholls
said, "Maintain a good grade
point average, be active in
student organizations on campus
and be a good citizen."
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The Clarion Call - 11-7-91- Page 7
A year of accomplishment and
frustration for 1991 student senators
Article by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Interview by Maria Buzard
Contributing Writer
The time has come for new
student senators to follow in the
footsteps of their predecessors.
It has been a year of change and
some frustration for members of
the student government. New
programs have been established
and long range goals have been
met.
"I am extremely pleased with
the overall performance of the
senators and with what we've
accomplished so far," said
Monica Douglas, president of
student senate.
One of the things Douglas tried
to accomplish during her term
was a system of communication
with the organizations on
campus to promote community
service. Those sororities and
fraternities that did the most
community service received five
extra points during Greek week.
Douglas, however, feels that
student senate did not give
enough attention to this goal due
to other pressing problems such
as the tuition increase.
"The tuition increase," said
Douglas, "came up in the middle
of my term. We met with
campus organizations and held
general assembly meetings and
public forums telling students
what was going on."
Student senate also deals with
community problems. Douglas
and other leaders meet with the
mayor, police chief, members of
borough council and other
community representatives on a
regular basis to discuss topics
they have in common. Some of
these issues include noise,
parties and drinking. Little has
been achieved to alleviate these
concerns off campus, but the
senate has had a hand in dealing
with these problems on campus.
They have ended functions
earlier and have informed the
community about upcoming
campus events.
One of the most important
projects student senate has
organized is the voter
registration drive. "We need the
voice of students across the state
to influence the legislature on the
need for Higher Education," said
Douglas.
Each of the 14 state schools
competes to get the most
students registered. "Then we
rally at the capitol in Harrisburg
in the spring, as we do every
spring," said Douglas.
One of the frustrations the
senators must deal with are the
numerous complaints from
students concerning campus
problems. A major one is the
parking problem. 4 The students
don't come in with possible
solutions or suggestions to the
problem," commented Douglas.
"The senate needs the students'
ideas and their support to make
the student senate an even more
valuable asset to the university."
Another problem student
senate experiences is with
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campus organizations when they
hand in their budgets.
According . to Douglas,
organizations hand in "wish
lists" along with things they need
in their budgets. "When we cut
their spending, we get flack.
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They ask for entirely too much with many of the major decisions
money someumes.
The activities fee needed to be
raised this year in order to
support almost 70 clubs and
special interest groups at
Clarion.
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students. The new senate will
have to work just as hard if not
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Price of stamps predicted to rise in '94
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP Service
National
News
Price of stamps
to go up
Postmaster General Anthony
Frank says he expects the price
of a first-class stamp will
increase three to five cents in
early 1994.
He made the prediction
Tuesday after the postal service
board of governors voted six to
three in favor of a one-cent hike-
-which would have created a 30-
cent first class stamp. It did not
pass because it takes a
unanimous vote to approve a rate
hike.
The postal service has been
trying for a year and a half to get
the rate increase saying it would
bring in an extra $800 million a
year.
Secret list of missing
servicemen in Vietnam?
Defense Secretary Dick
Cheney denies there is a secret
list of servicemen who were lost
during covert missions in the
Vietnam War.
Senator Jesse Helms claimed
during a hearing on MIA's,
Tuesday, that about 2,500 troops
were lost on secret missions in
Southeast Asia and their names
have never been released.
Cheney told the special Senate
panel there is no such list.
Names of Gulf War casualties
slow to be released
Defense Secretary Dick
Cheney says the Pentagon was
right to go slow in identifying
U.S. soldiers shot by their own
side in the Gulf War. At a
Senate hearing Tuesday, Cheney
said it took months to notify the
victims' families because the
military takes friendly fire
incidents so seriously.
Jury selection and
Saturday Night Live
"Saturday Night Live" is an
issue in jury selection for the
trial of William Kennedy Smith
in Palm Beach, Florida, on a
rape charge. Lawyers for
Senator Edward Kennedy's
nephew asked a potential juror if
he had watched the television
show. The man said he turned it
off because of the judge's
warning against watching news
coverage of the case.
International
Publisher found dead in
Atlantic Ocean
Spanish rescue service officials
are reportedly confirming the
death of publisher Robert
Maxwell. Spanish national radio
and the national news service
quote rescue officials as saying
that a body found in the Atlantic
Ocean Tuesday is that of
Maxwell. He had been reported
missing from his yacht off the
Canary Islands hours earlier.
State
Winning damages from state
may be easier
People who claim state
officials violated their rights will
now have an easier job of
winning damages, based on a
Supreme Court ruling Tuesday.
The high court says officials can
be sued as individuals for actions
taken by the government.
Butler County man hires
cop to kill brother
A magistrate has ordered a
Butler County man to stand trial
on charges that he tried to have
his brother killed. State police
say 45 year old Larry Bonctti Sr.
paid an undercover trooper
$100,000 and agreed to pay an
additional $9,000 if the trooper
would shoot Frank Bonetli and
make it look like an accident.
Birdseed company supports
saving Pittsburgh Aviary
A group trying to save the
Pittsburgh Aviary is getting help
from a Wisconsin birdseed com-
pany. The company says it will
donate one-half of one percent of
its gross sales in the Pittsburgh
area to a coalition of groups
seeking to keep the Aviary in
operation.
Campus
News
byToniRoss
News Writer
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Candidates Gara Smith (left) and Debra Stiles cast their
votes for members of the 1992 student senate.
Sexual harassment
reported at SU
The Slate
Shippensburg University has
reported about a dozen cases of
sexual harassment over the past
school year. Because of this, SU
is currently educating its
students on sexual harassment
through a pamphlet labeled,
"Sexual Harassment, What to do
About it." The pamphlet defines
sexual harassment as an "an
unsolicited, offensive behavior
that inappropriately asserts
sexuality over status as a student
or employee."
C&C Music Factory
performs at Marietta
Marcolian
C&C Music Factory received
mixed reviews from Marietta
College students when they
recently performed at the school.
While some students enjoyed
the concert, others thought it
lacked audience participation.
According to one student, "This
was a good concert, but I thought
Vanilla Ice was better. C&C
didn't have a real stage show."
About 2,200 people attended
the concert.
Yale students upset over
Thomas confirmation
(NSNS) The Clarence Thomas
confirmation caused four student
groups at Yale University Law
School to organize a press
conference on October 16 in
which students denounced
Thomas' confirmation and to
show support for Anita Hill.
The groups, Yale Law School
Women, the Collective of
Women of Color and the Law,
the Yale Journal of Law and
Feminism and the Women's
Committee of Law and
Liberation also wrote a joint
statement which demanded that
the Senate take sexual
harassment seriously, that
democrats become more active
in the nominating of Supreme
Court Justices and that
Americans elect more black men
and women to the Senate.
E. Christi Cunningham of the
Collective of Women of Color
and the Law told reporters at the
press conference, "The members
of the Judiciary Committee. . .
failed to investigate [Hill's]
allegations seriously."
Besides the press conference,
the groups are also starting a
letter writing campaign to
senators to voice their opinion on
the Thomas confirmation.
The Clarion Call - 11-7-91- Page 9
Edinboro stages
mock trial
Spectator
Edinboro University recently
staged a mock trial in which a
fictitious student was charged
with driving under the influence
of alcohol and homicide by a
motor vehicle.
The trial stems from a
hypothetical DUI accident in
which fictitious Kirk Mallory
was the drunk driver of a car that
killed his girlfriend.
Attorney David Fcrster, who
acted as judge at the mock trial,
found Mallory guilty of DUI and
sentenced him to six months in
jail and a $300 fine.
The program served as a
learning experience and was
sponsored by the Panhellinic and
Inter-Fraternity Councils.
Feud over grade
(CPS) When James Lloyd, a
student at Montclair College,
was called up from the Marine
reserves to fight in the Gulf War,
he expected that his professor
would give him an A, which was
his grade when he left.
Professor Barbara Chasin gave
Lloyd an incomplete. Lloyd is
threatening to file a lawsuit if
Chasin refuses to change his
incomplete.
All-around musician wins
KFC songwriting contest
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Kentucky Fried Chicken
restaurants are famous for their
crispy chicken and coleslaw, but
senior music education/computer
major Michael Drozdo knows
them for something else as well:
music.
The recipient of the regional
Kentucky Fried Chicken
Songwriting Contest, Drozdo
received first place in the Jazz
category and first place overall
in the contest itself, which was
sponsored by local radio station
WWCH-WCCR. This was
Drozdo 's first single which was
entitled, "It's All Mine," and is a
jazz instrumental piece
performed entirely on
synthesizer and Macintosh
computer, which Drozdo uses to
compose his music.
Drozdo, who says, "I grew up
around music," certainly proved
he knows his stuff by the very
fact that he "found out about the
competition on the 7th (of
October) and wrote (the entire
piece) and recorded it the night
of the 10th." Not too bad,
considering most of us don't like
the thought of tackling a term
paper in one night. Drozdo
explains,"It just hit me all at
once."
While this seems like an
impressive achievement, Drozdo
seems unphased by it. Perhaps
this is because music in general
is second nature to him. Drozdo
specializes in composing music
which is played through a
synthesizer on a computer
program. He wants to teach the
art of composing music
electronically first at the high
school level, and then eventually
moving on to the college level.
Since coming to Clarion,
Drozdo has immersed himself in
the musical offerings here. He is
a member of Clarion's
Symphonic, Marching and Jazz
Bands, as well as a participant in
the Show Choir Band, the Pep
Band and the Brass Choir.
Drozdo also is a madrigal
trumpeter.
With an incredible record like
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Michael Drozdo, a senior music education-computer major
recently won the regional Kentucky Fried Chicken
Songwriting Contest.
this, you might wonder if he has
time for anything else.
Amazingly, Drozdo has also
found time to be a disc jockey
for an a.m. country station here
in town and says, "I've worked
in radio all my life." In fact, one
of his dreams is "to get into a
country band."
Drozdo's began pursuing his
musical interests early on. He
began playing instruments "in
the sixth grade." His specialties
include the trumpet, saxophone
and piano.
Michael Drozdo is one
example of someone who has
made the most of his talent and
is pursuing his dreams in music.
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<eminar
Monday, November 11th
Hart Chapel
8 p.m.
Nov 8 Bedrock Cafe, (HVA), 7:30 p.m.
Nov 9 Marching Band Revue, (Aud), 7:30 p.m.
C.A.B.'s,(HVA),9p.m.
Pool Tournament/Educational Movies
sponsored by Minority Affairs, (HMP),
5 p.m.
Nov 11 Resolve scheduling problems begins
Nov 12 UAB presents "Tom Deluca, hypnotist/
comedian," (Chap), 8 p.m.
Nov 13 "Magic Flute" Opera, (Aud), 8:15 p.m.
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Nov 12 Bo Deans with Will T. Massey,
Metropol, 8 p.m.
Nov 18 EMF plus special guest Carter, Skibo
Ballroom, Carnegie Mellon University,
8 p.m.
Nov 20 Jethro Tull plus special guest Chrissey
Steele, A.J. Palumbo Center, 7:30 p.m.
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Professor Don Leas receives Diving
Coaches Achievement Award
Don Leas, associate professor
of health and physical education,
recently received the prestigious
Fred A. Cady Memorial Diving
Coaches Achievement Award.
Leas becomes the 21st recipient
of the award since its inception
in 1920.
The Cady Award is presented
to acknowledge coaches who
dedicate 25 or more years to
coaching success," said Leas,
who received it at the annual
convention of the U.S. Diving
and Professional Diving Coaches
Association in Louisville,
Kentucky. "I feel it was based
on my record here at Clarion and
the other places I have coached.
"I was deeply honored to
receive it since the majority of
my coaching was at the Division
divers Barbara Schaefer Nejman
(1976 eighth place) and Chris
Seufert (1984 third place). He
was named National Collegiate
Athletic Association (NCAA)
Men's Coach of the Year in 1984
and Men's Division II Diving
Coach of the Year in 1988 and
Public Relations photo
Don Leas, associate professor of health and physical
education, was the recipient of the Fred A. Cady Memorial
Diving Coaches Achievement Award.
diving with achievements worth II level
recognizing in developing
outstanding talent in any
recognized American national
diving program, Pan American
games, international and
Olympic competition.
"The main reason for the
award is the recognition of
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It is usually given to
Olympic diving coaches in the
United States or to coaches of
Division I programs. I am
especially pleased to receive it
because so few people have
received it in the past 71 years."
Leas, who retired as head
diving coach at the end of the
1990 season, spent 20 years as a
coach of both men and women at
Clarion. His divers won 36
national championships and
gained 234 All-American
honors. He coached Olympic
Wanted: Part-time
Sportswriter for
Jefferson County
Observer
Duties include
covering local high
school sports in
Brookville - Clarion
Area.
1989 and was recently named
diving "Coach of the Decade" by
the NCAA Division II.
Leas is currently National
Director of the U.S. Diving
Safety Certification Program.
He has been chairman of the
World Uriversity Technical
Diving Committee since 1981
and directed the diving this past
July at the World University
Games at Sheffield, England.
■courtesy of Public Affairs
CAMPUS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Nov. 7
* Lab Band Concert
(Auditorium) 8: 15prn
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Fri Nov, 8
* Honors Band Auditions
(Auditorium)
8:30am - 4pm
* V-BaH PSAC's
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sun Nov. 10
Mens Basketball: Clarion
vs. Baerum Verk,
Norway at 7:30pm
Mon Nov. 11
*Koinonia "Love American
Style" seminar
(Chapel) 8pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sat Nov. 9
* Football vs. Slippery Rock
1pm
* Marching Band Revue
(Auditorium)
* Band Parents Day
(231 Marwick-Boyd)
* V-Batl PSAC's
* Pool Tournament /Movies
sponsored by
Minority Af fairs
{Harvey Hall) 5pm
* C.A.B.'s (Ha"rvey Hall) 9pm
Tues Nov. 12
* UAB presents "Tom
Deluca, Hypnotist /
Comedian"(Chapel)
8pm
•Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Wed Nov. 13
* Magic Flute Opera
(Auditorium)8:15pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Thur Nov. 14
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Fri Nov. 15
* CIA European Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
* Dance Club- Dance
Marathon(Tippin
Gym)
11am- 11pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Mozart's 'Magic Flute 1
performance scheduled
The Clarion (Jail - H-7-V1- Fage n
by Penny McKinney
Features Writer
The Clarion University
Department of Music will be
sponsoring the performance of
Mozart's "The Magic Flute" on
November 13th at 8:15 p.m. in
the Marwick Boyd Auditorium.
"The Magic Flute," produced
and directed by Milutin Lazich,
will be sung in English but will
not be presented in it's entirety
due to its length. The major
scenes with arias, ensembles and
choruses will be featured.
'The Magic Flute" was one of
the last two operas written and
composed by Mozart. It is a
German opera based on a
magical fairy tale concerning a
prince, Tamino, who tries to slay
a dragon and is rescued from
mortal danger by three ladies
(fairies) of the Queen of the
Night.
The Queen is outraged by the
action of the cruel high priest
and magician, Sarastro, who has
abducted her beloved daughter
Papageno. To help them in their
quest, Tamino is given a magic
flute and Papageno is given the
magic bells.
When they meet the high
priest, they realize how wise and
noble the man is and their fates
turn. The Queen of the Night
and her ladies, who at first
command all the sympathy,
suddenly become the
representatives of evil while the
magician appears in the noble
guise of a prince of wisdom who
has simply been slandered by the
queen.
You don't have to be an
experienced opera goer to enjoy
this production. You will find
this production to be entertaining
and time well spent. The
performance will be free and
open to the public.
"Habitat for Humanity" aids
impoverished communities
by Christine Peters
Features Writer
When Friday afternoon rolls
around here at Clarion
University, bags are packed,
laundry is collected and the
books are pushed aside as the
students jam themselves and
their things into various cars to
head home. There's not much
thought or worry over where
they're going. They're going
home, to their house.
Unfortunately, not everyone in
this world has a house. That's
why students, faculty and staff at
Clarion University are presently
working together to form a
campus chapter of "Habitat for
Humanity." This chapter will be
associated with the Oil City
affiliate of Habitat. They will
raise money and promote
construction assistance for their
projects.
"Habitat for Humanity" is an
international volunteer
organization dedicated to
eradicating poverty housing
worldwide. Habitat was founded
in 1976 by Linda and Millard
Fuller as a Christian housing
ministry that seeks to eliminate
poverty housing from the world
and to make decent shelter a
matter of conscience and action.
Habitat is a Christian
organization, yet all
denominations are welcome and
invited to participate.
The philosophy of "Habitat for
Humanity" that it is a call to step
out in faith to build houses to sell
to the poor for no profit and no
Forensics Team successful
by Eileen Witney
Contributing Writer
On October 25-26,f the
Forensics Team traveled to
Geneva College of Pennsylvania
for a competition. Jyl Irwin
received a first place award in
Single Dramatic Interpretation
and a fourth place award in
Prose Interpretation. Eileen
Withey received a sixth place
award in Prose Interpretation and
a sixth place award in
Impromptu Speaking.
The team traveled to
Bloomsburg University on
November 1-2 where Eileen
Withey received a sixth place
award in Poetry Interpretation.
On November 9-10, the team
will be competing at Binghanton
University in New York.
interest. The primary principle
is that God will multiply the
resources and the effort when
human need, not profit, is the
motive for action.
Clarion's chapter board
includes Dean Scanlon, Dr.
Konch, Dr. Ross and Dr. Smith.
The student president is Kurt
Shirey.
Students and staff at Clarion
University will start by helping
this little corner of the world.
For those students willing to hit
a hammer instead of the beaches
over spring break, Habitat is
planning a project the week of
March 1, 1992.
The first rn-campus event for
the group will be the Habi-jam
on Friday, November 22, 1991
from 9 p.m. to midnight in the
basement of Harvey Hall. Four
bands will provide the music for
a donation that will help provide
decent housing for a local
family. Anyone interested in
playing for the Habi-jam should
call Laura at the United Campus
Ministry Office, 226-6402.
Who's Who Applications
Are Available in
222 Egbert
Deadline is
November 15,1991.
GOOD-BYE
Good-bye my dear and special friend
Who I have learned a lot from, admired,
Looked up to, trusted
And respected since
The first time
I met you.
Good-bye my dear and special friend
Who has stood by me
In times of trouble
And loved and cared
For me enough to
Comfort me when
I was sad and
Laugh with me
When I was happy.
You will be sadly
Missed by someone who loves you dearly
As a friend and
Misses the activities •
We did together
And always will.
But if you
Decide to come back,
I will welcome
You back with
Open arms, because
With friends, the
Welcome never ends.
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Professor Don Leas receives Diving
Coaches Achievement Award
Don Leas, associate professor
of health and physical education,
recently received the prestigious
Fred A. Cady Memorial Diving
Coaches Achievement Award.
Leas becomes the 21st recipient
of the award since its inception
in 1920.
The Cady Award is presented
to acknowledge coaches who
dedicate 25 or more years to
coaching success," said Leas,
who received it at the annual
convention of the U.S. Diving
and Professional Diving Coaches
Association in Louisville,
Kentucky. "1 feel it was based
on my record here at Clarion and
the other places I have coached.
"I was deeply honored to
receive it since the majority of
my coaching was at the Division
divers Barbara Schaefer Nejman
(1976 eighth place) and Chris
Seufert (1984 third place). He
was named National Collegiate
Athletic Association (NCAA)
Men's Coach of the Year in 1984
and Men's Division II Diving
Coach of the Year in 1988 and
Public Relations photo
Don Leas, associate professor of health and physical
education, was the recipient of the Fred A. Cady Memorial
Diving Coaches Achievement Award.
diving with achievements worth II level. It is usually given to
recognizing in developing
outstanding talent in any
recognized American national
diving program, Pan American
games, international and
Olympic competition.
"The main reason for the
award is the recognition of
J A KIT
Olympic diving coaches in the
United States or to coaches of
Division I programs. I am
especially pleased to receive it
because so few people have
received it in the past 71 years."
Leas, who retired as head
diving coach at the end of the
1990 season, spent 20 years as a
coach of both men and women at
Clarion. His divers won 36
national championships and
gained 234 All-American
honors. He coached Olympic
nont
Wanted: Part-time
Sportswriter for
Jefferson County
Observer
Duties include
covering local high
school sports in
Brookville - Clarion
Area.
1989 and was recently named
diving "Coach of the Decade" by
the NCAA Division II.
Leas is currently National
Director of the U.S. Diving
Safety Certification Program.
He has been chairman of the
World Ur iversity Technical
Diving Committee since 1981
and directed the diving this past
July at the World University
Games at Sheffield, England.
■courtesy of Public Affairs
fr
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Nov. 7
* Lab Band Concert
(Auditorium) 8:15pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Fri Nov. 8
* Honors Band Auditions
(Auditorium)
8.30am - 4pm
* V-Ball PSAC's
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sun Nov . 1
' Mens Basketball: Clarion
vs. Baerum Verk,
Norway at 7:30pm
Mon Nov. 11
* Koinonia "Love American
Style" seminar
(Chapel) 8pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sat Nov. 9
* Football vs. Slippery Rock
1pm
* Marching Band Revue
(Auditorium)
* Band Parents Day
(231 Marwick-Boyd)
* V-Ball PSAC's
* Pool Tournament /Movies
sponsored by
Minority Affairs
(Harvey Hall) 5pm
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
Tues Nov. 12
* UAB presents "Tom
Deluca, Hypnotist /
Comedian'(Chapel)
8pm
'Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Wed Nov. 13
* Magic Flute Opera
(Auditorium)8:15pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Thur Nov . 1 4
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Fri Nov. 15
* CIA European Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
* Dance Club- Dance
Marathon(Tippin
Gym)
11am- 11pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
3ncerm
D
II the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Mozart's 'Magic Flute 1
performance scheduled
The Clarion (Jail - l«-/-yt- rage n
by Penny McKinney
Features Writer
The Clarion University
Department of Music will be
sponsoring the performance of
Mozart's "The Magic Flute" on
November 13th at 8:15 p.m. in
the Marwick Boyd Auditorium.
"The Magic Flute," produced
and directed by Milutin Lazich,
will be sung in English but will
not be presented in it's entirety
due to its length. The major
scenes with arias, ensembles and
choruses will be featured.
'The Magic Bute" was one of
the last two operas written and
composed by Mozart. It is a
German opera based on a
magical fairy tale concerning a
prince, Tamino, who tries to slay
a dragon and is rescued from
mortal danger by three ladies
(fairies) of the Queen of the
Night.
The Queen is outraged by the
action of the cruel high priest
and magician, Sarastro, who has
abducted her beloved daughter
Papageno. To help them in their
quest, Tamino is given a magic
flute and Papageno is given the
magic bells.
When they meet the high
priest, they realize how wise and
noble the man is and their fates
turn. The Queen of the Night
and her ladies, who at first
command all the sympathy,
suddenly become the
representatives of evil while the
magician appears in the noble
guise of a prince of wisdom who
has simply been slandered by the
queen.
You don't have to be an
experienced opera goer to enjoy
this production. You will find
this production to be entertaining
and time well spent. The
performance will be free and
open to the public.
"Habitat for Humanity" aids
impoverished communities
by Christine Peters
Features Writer
When Friday afternoon rolls
around here at Clarion
University, bags are packed,
laundry is collected and the
books are pushed aside as the
students jam themselves and
their things into various cars to
head home. There's not much
thought or worry over where
they're going. They're going
home, to their house.
Unfortunately, not everyone in
this world has a house. That's
why students, faculty and staff at
Clarion University are presently
working together to form a
campus chapter of "Habitat for
Humanity." This chapter will be
associated with the Oil City
affiliate of Habitat. They will
raise money and promote
construction assistance for their
projects.
"Habitat for Humanity" is an
international volunteer
organization dedicated to
eradicating poverty housing
worldwide. Habitat was founded
in 1976 by Linda and Millard
Fuller as a Christian housing
ministry that seeks to eliminate
poverty housing from the world
and to make decent shelter a
matter of conscience and action.
Habitat is a Christian
organization, yet all
denominations are welcome and
invited to participate.
The philosophy of "Habitat for
Humanity" that it is a call to step
out in faith to build houses to sell
to the poor for no profit and no
Forensics Team successful
by Eileen Witney
Contributing Writer
On October 25-26, f the
Forensics Team traveled to
Geneva College of Pennsylvania
for a competition. Jyl Irwin
received a first place award in
Single Dramatic Interpretation
and a fourth place award in
Prose Interpretation. Eileen
Withey received a sixth place
award in Prose Interpretation and
a sixth place award in
Impromptu Speaking.
The team traveled to
Bloomsburg University on
November 1-2 where Eileen
Withey received a sixth place
award in Poetry Interpretation.
On November 9-10, the team
will be competing at Binghanton
University in New York.
interest. The primary principle
is that God will multiply the
resources and the effort when
human need, not profit, is the
motive for action.
Clarion's chapter board
includes Dean Scanlon, Dr.
Konch, Dr. Ross and Dr. Smith.
The student president is Kurt
Shirey.
Students and staff at Clarion
University will start by helping
this little corner of the world.
For those students willing to hit
a hammer instead of the beaches
over spring break, Habitat is
planning a project the week of
March 1, 1992.
The first rn-campus event for
the group will be the Habi-jam
on Friday, November 22, 1991
from 9 p.m. to midnight in the
basement of Harvey Hall. Four
bands will provide the music for
a donation that will help provide
decent housing for a local
family. Anyone interested in
playing for the Habi-jam should
call Laura at the United Campus
Ministry Office, 226-6402.
Who's Who Applications
Are Available in
222 Egbert
Deadline is
November 15,1991.
GOOD-BYE
Good-bye my dear and special friend
Who I have learned a lot from, admired.
Looked up I
And r*
The first ti
T nit
Who has stood
in times of trouble
And loved and cared
tiotiyh to
en
■ui»h with
You will be sadly
Missed by someone who I*
As a friend and
Misses the activities (
We did together
And always will.
Rut if you
Decide to come back,
I will welcome
You back with
Open arms, because
With friends, the
Welcome never ends.
-( rvslal Stewart
Designing Minds
535 Main St.. Clarion
226-5323
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 11-7-91
PEACE CORPS world wise PuZzLe
For further information about Peace Corps, write Box S96, Washington DC 20526
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
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world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the tour numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
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Nation situated in the
Southeastern part of
Balkan Peninsula adjacent
to four nations, including
the Soviet Union and
Yugoslavia.
1 . The peoples who conquered and occupied the
area of this country from 106 AD-271AD, and
from whom it's name is derived.
2. Area of this country in which the legendary
Count Dracula resided.
3. Name of the body of water to the east of
this nation.
4. River that flows along this nation's southern
border.
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24 Origin
25 Gobi-like
28 Not anchored
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36 Baker's helper
38 Bouquet
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40 Rounded hill
41 Nastaseof
tennis
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45 Gandhi
47 Austen heroine
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man
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November 10th-16th
ARIES - March 21/April 20
This week should begin well with a
happy atmosphere at home, though
you feel ralher restless and irritable.
Try not to boss your partner around;
this will only create bad feelings for
the rest of the week. Take firm con-
trol of cash on the 11th and 14th
when fresh ideas can work well.
TAURUS - April 21/May 21
Although your friends and relatives
may devote themselves to pleasure
over the weekend, it looks as though
you will be putting time and energy
into more serious purposes. A good
week for financial matters, especial-
ly speculation.
GEMINI - May 22/,lune 21
You can handle most minor jobs, espe-
cially if they are of a studious or intel-
lectual nature. Mix with friends during
the evenings and you'll find that you
are introduced to someone who will
prove helpful to you, either at the end
of this year or early in 1 992.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
There is no need for you to be secre-
tive and apprehensive about career
issues or finances. Lay everything
on the line and opportunities will
allow you to prove that you have
done all your homework. You will
form a beneficial alliance on the
12th or 15th.
LEO - July 23/Aug 23
In your day-to-day surroundings
there's a change of atmosphere and a
change of tempo; things will be
slowing down. It could be that you'll
have to put in some overtime to
complete your work this week.
Emotions seem a bit down.
VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22
The weekend should prove to be a
pleasant lime lor romance or com-
panionship. Not so good for sport; a
threat of physical mishaps seems to
overshadow this type of activity.
Unexpected visitors may arrive one
day this week; be sure that you have
refreshments available.
LIBRA - Sept 23/Oct 23
Personal issues, especially domestic
ones, are likely to demand your
attention. It's a good time for beauti-
fying your home by redecorating and
refurbishing. Continue to build up
your security, linking the present
with the future. You'll feel safer.
SCORPIO - Oct. 24/Nov 22
Events may force you to rethink
long-term plans, but something else
is working out well. There is a lot of
activity at home around mid-week.
The atmosphere should be relaxing
and peaceful on the 10th and 13th,
although there could be one argu-
ment to sort out.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov23/Dec21
Social events will be lucky for
you, and someone may offer you
the job you have been hoping for.
On the whole, however, you need
to slow down. You have been
over-doing things recently and you
need a rest.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
Close relationships will come under
strain but extra understanding from
you will ease the tension. Money
matters are more fruitful after
Tuesday. News from a distance may
be upsetting on Thursday, but
things will work out in the end as
there are improving vibrations in
the air.
AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18
Some upheaval may happen in your
environment and this may present
problems, bin everything will turn
out lor the best. Relatives could have
a big impaci upon your lilc. Be firm
wnli people at work because you
may find yourself coming up againsi
opposition.
PISCES - Feb 19/March 20
You seem to be looking lor some-
thing to do. Explore new avenues,
but don't change old ones. If you act
immediately you can nip a domestic
tiff in the bud. You could be offered
a job further away from home,
which is just what you've been look-
ing lor.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months
Your intensity can be intimidating to
others — ease up a bit, for it can be
a turn-off. Trust your gut instincts
when concerning romance; at this
point, you may find yourself feeling
skeptical about someone, so try to
lake things more slowly than you
ordinarily would. Your ability to sta-
bilize your finances will prove
extremely beneficial within the next
lev* months, as your healthy bank
account relieves possible setbacks.
UH'UlHh:
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Band Parents Day promises
to be a weekend highlight
The 26th annual Band Parents
Day at Clarion University will be
on Saturday, November 9th.
Conductor of Bands Dr. Stanley
F. Michalski and assistant
conductor Dr. Lawrence J. Wells
will welcome parents, guardians
and friends of the 1991 Golden
Eagle Band for a special day at
Clarion.
The festivities will begin at
9:30 a.m. with a morning get-
together that will include coffee
and doughnuts, courtesy of Tau
Beta Sigma, honorary band
sorority. At this time, video
tapes and a slide show of the
band will be featured.
After lunch at Chandler Dining
Hall, all of the guests will be
invited to watch the Clarion vs.
Slippery Rock football game,
and see the half-time
presentation of the CUP
Marching Band. This will be the
last home football game of the
year.
A dinner is planned for the
band members and their families,
giving everyone time to socialize
and be with their relatives and
friends.
The fun will continue with the
Marching Band Revue concert in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium,
beginning at 7:30 p.m. The 1991
Golden Girl, Tracie Hess, and
the Majorettes, including head
majorette Joyce Yeaney of
Clarion, the Silk Squad, the
Herald Trumpets and the
Marching Band, led by drum
major Rachel Mowry will be
performing. Selections
highlighting the 1991 season will
be performed for a very
enjoyable and entertaining
evening.
Dr. Michalski expects between
225 and 250 family members
and friends to attend the affair,
which continues to gain support.
Several hundred other people are
expected to attend the Revue as
well. "The parents really enjoy
visiting the University to see
what actually happens in our
program. The slide and video
tape presentations are especially
well received," commented
Michalski. He continued, "The
annual revue is the one day that
we set aside in order to know our
family better. We believe that
our closeness has contributed to
the quality and attitude of our
members, and that is something
no one wants to forget"
UAB photo
The Tony Miles Reggae Band, sponsored by UAB and the
University Book Store will be performing at C.A.B.'s on
November 9th from 9 p.m. to midnight.
Donate-a-meal planned for giving season
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
Would you like to give
something extra this holiday
season? If so, Student Alumni
Ambassadors Spirit, (SAAS), in
conjunction with Chandler
Dining Hall are sponsoring a
meal donation on Wednesday,
November 20th. All Clarion
students with a meal ticket are
eligible to participate in the
program. For every meal
sponsored by a student, an
equivalent amount of food will
be donated to the Cla ion County
Food Bank. All students who do
not have the meal program
offered by Chandler Dining Hall
are also encouraged to
participate simply by donating a
can of food or making a small
monetary contribution at one of
the tables listed below or at the
Alumni House.
Lynne Brubaker, president of
Student Alumni Ambassadors
Spirit, dreamed up the idea for
the Donate- A-Meal program.
Brubaker stated, "The Student
Alumni Ambassador Spirit truly
wants to encourage the
university in sharing with those
in the community. Our main
goal is to share the happiness of
the holidays with those who find
the holiday season to be a
troublesome time." Brubaker
has been setting the ground work
for the program over the past
few months. She contacted Mr.
Earl Zerfoss, manager of the
Chandler Dining Hall, to have
the support of the Chandler
Dining Hall. Enthusiastically,
Zerfoss found the idea to be
enticing.
The following dates listed are
the dates in which you can sign
up to donate your dinner:
Monday, November 11th at
Carlson Lobby from 10 to 11
a.m. or at Chandler Hall from 11
a.m. to 1 p.m.; Wednesday,
November 13th at Carlson
Lobby from 1 p.m. to 2 p.m. or
at Chandler Hall from 11 am. to
1 p.m.; and Friday, November
15th, in Carlson Lobby from 11
a.m. to 12 p.m.
This is an opportunity to give
your evening meal to someone
else. This is not a fast! Once
you've agreed to donate your
meal your name will be
withdrawn from the Chandler
computer system for the
November 20th dinner. All who
participate will have their own
name tag hung on the SAAS
Holiday Tree, located at the
Wood Street entrance of the
Carlson Building.
On Thursday, December 5th,
the food donation presentation to
the Clarion County Food Bank
will be held at the sight of the
SAAS Holiday Tree at 7 p.m.
Koinonia, an
interdenominational evangelist
campus organization, will lead in
caroling.
For further information please
contact the Alumni Relations
Department at 226-2637. Your
generosity will be greatly
appreciated by all.
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Clarion victorious over Cal
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Writer
Three weeks ago, the Vulcans
of California University played
Division II, #1 ranked IUP down
to the wire, losing by a mere two
points. The team that hasn't had
a winning record since 1987, has
been brought back to earth the
past two Saturdays, losing to
Edinboro, 45-10, two weeks ago
and to the Golden Eagles of
Clarion this past week. Sources
say that the Vulcans 1991
gridiron squad's motto has been,
"A season without stars." Well,
Clarion's tremendous defensive
effort forced Cal to see stars in
registering a 26-6 victory.
Senior Recognition Day for the
Vulcans was spoiled by an
awesome Golden Eagle rush
defense and 10 quarterback
Christopher Homer/Clarion Call
Damien Henry rushed for 103 yards against California.
sacks, the most by a Clarion
defense since 13 were collected
in the 1983 PSAC championship
game.
The Golden Eagles' Jason
Reinhart halted the Vulcan
opening drive with his first sack
of the contest, forcing a terrible
punt. Given great field position,
Clarion's offense obliged
Reinhart by moving the ball into
the endzone. Needing only 32
yards for a score, Tim Myers
completed a 21 yard completion
to Brad Kline and then handed
off to tailback Damien Henry
who dashed into the endzone
from 13 yards out. Clarion took
the lead, 7-0.
The Golden Eagles obtained
the ball back quickly, thanks to a
stingy defense, with good field
position near the 50 yard line.
Myers completed a 37 yard
pass to Art Walker on third down
putting CUP all the way down to
the 12 yard line. After runs by
Henry and fullback Jay Tonini
pushed them closer, Myers hit
Tim Smith with a five yard
touchdown toss at 6:50 to go in
only the first quarter of action.
"The Battle of the Birds" had
Clarion up, 14-0.
For the rest of the half, the
offense was asleep but, the
defense made sure that Cal
couldn't put any points on the
board. After Clarion's second
touchdown, the Golden Eagle
"D" halted Vulcan drives seven
straight possessions to end the
first half.
Cal was held to only 21 total
net yards in the first half.
Clarion's rush defense held the
Vulcans to only nine yards on 24
rushing attempts. Quarterback
sacks were earned by Frank
Andrews, twice, and Jason
Reinhart, twice, in the first half
for the Golden Eagles tenacious
defenders.
The third quarter looked a lot
like the second quarter. The "pay
machine" was empty. But
Clarion's defense again had a
full tank of gas. On the Vulcan's
first offensive play of the second
half, outside linebacker Gary
Thomas sacked QB Dan Pifer for
a loss of nine yards and the drive
was again halted.
But CUP continued to turn the
ball over, as well. With 10:54 to
go in the third quarter, a Tim
Myers pass was picked off by
Cal linebacker Jerry Snyder at
Cal's own 37 yard line, giving
the Vulcans the ball once again.
But on their possession, kicker
Mike Palm missed his second
field goal attempt of the day, this
time from 34 yards out.
The Golden Eagles had the ball
back with close to 8:00
remaining in the third quarter.
Henry rushed for six yards,
being fed now by Tim Barto,
who was in relief of Myers. On
Barto's first pass attempt, he
connected with Henry for 68
yards, all the way down to
Clarion's own six yard line.
Three plays later, Clarion's Paul
Cramer missed a 21 yard chip
shot and both offenses remained
non-existent.
On Cal's next possession, the
Golden Eagles' "designated punt
blocker," Dave Burmeister
struck again. Burmeister
recovered the ball 24 yards away
from the endzone. With Barto
still at the helm and Tonini asked
to get the job done, Clarion still
came up short. Clarion came up
with no points to show for
Burmeister's incredible deed.
With 1:48 to go in the third,
California finally started to move
the ball but, not before a Damon
Mazoff sack moved the Vulcans
way back to Clarion's six yard
line.
Vulcan QB Dan Pifer hit 5' 9"
Jason Lamertina for 25 yards to
end the third quarter. Three plays
into the fourth* stanza, Pifer hit
Vic Shandor, this one for 26
yards. Reinhart collected his
third sack of the afternoon,
temporarily halting the Vulcans.
But Pifer again acted determined
as he completed another big pass
on third down and 20 to Kevin
Mislan for 34 yards. A Tony
Todd three yard touchdown burst
on the ground finally lit up the
Vulcans' side of the scoreboard.
The sign flashed "Clarion 14 -
California 6."
It must have taken a Vulcan
score to wake up the Golden
Eagle offense. With such a
tremendous defensive effort, by
Clarion, the "O" must have taken
for granted the fact that they
might have to score a few more
points themselves to preserve the
victory.
Myers completed a pass to
hometown receiver Jess Quinn
for 24 yards. Myers then fed
powerful Brad Kline who bolted
up the middle for 18 yards.
Myers eventually ran it into the
endzone himself for a 20-6
Golden Eagle lead. It's the
second consecutive week that
QB Tim Myers came in relief
and took control of the game.
Dave Burmeister intercepted a
Pifer pass on the Vulcans next
possession, again giving the ball
back to Myers and company.
Myers then proceeded to give it
to Henry and Tonini seven
straight times. Henry and Tonini
combined for 30 yards on the
drive. On fourth and 14, Myers
drilled a touchdown pass to tight
end Tim Brown from 30 yards
out with just over a minute to go.
That burled the Vulcans. Clarion
came out victorious, 26-6. A
sack by sophomore lineman Ken
Delucia at the end of the game,
put an exclamation mark on the
victory!
Clarion's defense was
tremendous and the key to the
contest. The 10 quarterback
sacks were the most since
Clarion's 1983 PSAC
championship game. Jason
Reinhart and Frank Andrews
clawed for three sacks apiece.
Damon Mazoff, Carlos Warner,
Gary Thomas and Ken Delucia
also added sacks. Mazoff and
Warner led CUP with 12 tackles
apiece. Reinhart collected 10
tackles for Clarion. Dave
Burmeister put on another great
performance, blocking a punt
and intercepting a pass.
On the offensive side of the
ball, Clarion amassed 366 total
yards; 215 of those yards were
through the skies. Starter Tim
Myers was eight of 17 for 147
yards and two touchdowns.
Backup Tim Barto completed a
bomb for 68 yards. Art Walker
caught two passes for 48 yards.
(ConL on pg. 16)
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Clarion victorious. . .
(Cont.frompg.15)
Tim Brown grabbed two passes
for 40 yards. And Damien Henry
snatched the Barto bomb for 68
yards. Henry also got back into
the groove on the ground,
collecting 117 rushing yards on
26 carries. Fullbacks Jay Tonini
and Brad Kline combined for
over 50 yards rushing.
Clarion's final opponent for the
1991 season will be Slippery
Rock. The Rock is led by fourth
year head coach George Mihalik,
who has guided the Rockets to a
5-3 overall mark, 3-2 in the
PSAC-West.
"This should be an excellent
football game," said Clarion
head coach Gene Sobolewski
"Slippery Rock is an aggressivt,
hard-hitting football team and
we know it's going to be a
rugged game for 60 minutes.
They like to run the football on
offense but, they have used the
pass a little more this season.
They have an excellent pressure
defense that will blitz and we
will have to come up with some
things on offense to deal with
that. The game has all the
makings of an exciting season
finale."
This Saturday's game will be
Senior Day, marking the end of
some of Clarion's best players'
careers. Kickoff time at
Memorial Stadium is set for 1:00
p.m.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Clarion linebacker Frank Andrews (5), one of the PSAC's best, has collected 106 tackles
(51 solo), four sacks and three interceptions in 1991.
Burmeister honored as USA
Today's "Player of the Week"
Dave Burmeister, a senior
defensive back from Coalport,
PA, was honored by being
selected by Don Hanson as the
Football Gazette and USA Today
NCAA Division II defensive
"Player of the Week." Earlier last
last week, Burmeister was
named as the PSAC-West
"Player of the Week" for his
outstanding performance in
Clarion's 34-19 win against 17th
ranked Shippensburg two weeks
ago.
Burmeister led Clarion by
blocking two punts and returning
one 20 yards for a touchdown.
The other block was recovered at
the Shipp one yard line and set
up a Clarion TD. Burmeister also
intercepted a pass in the
endzone, threw the key block in
springing Marion Worthy for a
78 yard punt return for a
touchdown, collected six tackles
and broke up a pass.
"We are very excited that Dave
has been awarded this national
honor," said head coach Gene
Sobolewski. "Dave has been an
extremely hard worker and a
main contributor to this team
since his freshman season. He is
a quality all-around athlete and is
a very unselfish player. He truly
exemplifies what a quality
student athlete should be and
we're proud to have him at
Clarion."
Burmeister, a Biology, Pre-
Med major, carries a 3.55
cumulative quality point average
at Clarion. A four year letter
winner and starter, he has
collected career numbers which
total 141 tackles, seven
interceptions, 19 broken-up
passes and five blocked punts. In
1991, he has posted 44 tackles
(21 solo), two interceptions,
three blocked punts, four broken-
up passes and caused one
fumble.
He was an outstanding
football, basketball and baseball
player in high school before
coming to Clarion. Burmeister is
a member of Health Careers
Club and Phi Eta Sigma Honor
Society at Clarion. He has also
been a PSAC and Clarion
University "Scholar Athlete."
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
Christopher Homer/Clarion Call
Linebacker Ken Delucia has been a successful back-up for
the Clarion defense in 1991.
Chris Horner and A J. Meeker
would like to congratulate 1991
Golden Eagle seniors who have
made watching Clarion football
exciting for four years. Best of
future luck to Billy, Dave, Johnny
Cat, Alex, Nard, Mick, Tim,
Dusty, Gary, Art and Kevin. May
your professional careers be as
successful.
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by Mike Buser
Sports Writer
Joe Garagiola has a saying:
"Don't tell me you're going to
pitch, just pitch. Don't tell me
you're going to hit, just hit."
Clarion wrestling Coach Bob
Bubb has adapted this saying to
say: "Don't tell me you're going
perform, just perform," and
made it one of the mainstays of
his coaching philosophy. And
perform is what the 1991-92
C.U.P. wrestlers must do just to
stay competitive for what Coach
Bubb calls "one of the toughest
Division I schedules in
memory."
Clarion's opponents include
seven top 20 finishers from last
year's nationals; four of which
finished in the top ten. Coach
Bubb feels, however, that the
perennial toughness in
scheduling brings "great pride to
the university," and stated that he
had "no doubt" that Clarion
wrestling would once again be in
the nation's top 20.
It should be noted that, in all
sports except wrestling, Clarion
University is in Division II. This
season, Clarion will not wrestle
one Division II team.
Assistant Coach Jack Davis
noted that wrestling is the only
Clarion sport that could be
competitive at the Division I
level; and that most people don't
realize what goes into
competing, and competing well,
at such a high level year after
year.
Clarion wrestling starts with
Bob Bubb, who now has an
incredible 26 year record of 309-
116-4. Coach Bubb downplayed
his role and illustrious record
and attributed all his success to
the abilities of his wrestlers over
the years. This year is no
different. Coach Bubb said that
the 1991-92 team can do "as
well as the young men want to
do," and said that the only limits
on his wrestlers are the amount
of "dedication, drive and belief
in themselves" that they display.
The coach stated that this team
has talent, but isn't quite as deep
as he would like. He did show
much confidence in his
wrestlers' abilities.
He said that if this team
"makes the sacrifices needed to
perform on the national level,"
they will have a very successful
campaign.
Returning lettermen include
two time All-American and
former national champion at
heavyweight, Kurt Angle, Nick
Pendolino at 126, Scott Henry
(158), Moss Grays (150), John
Dasta (134), Erik Burnett (118),
Steve Krouse (134), Justin
Kuzemka (167), 1991-91
redshirt Lee Todora (142) and
Kyle Wolfe (126).
In the preseason rankings,
Angle is ranked first, Dasta
eighth, Burnett 12th and Grays,
Henry and Pendolino all in the
top 20 nationally. Also expected
to perform well this season are
Robert Pritchett, at 167 and
Keith Sirois, at 126.
Clarion wrestling has produced
25 all americans since 1969 and
should add more to that
illustrious list after this season.
This team can go a long way
toward bettering last year's 17th
place finish in the country but
the road won't be easy. With
Coach Bubb at the controls,
however, many fans expect
Clarion wrestling to once again
"build on a reputation" in 1992.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Heavyweight Kurt Angle (left) will once again be a
tremendous asset for coach Bob Bubb (right) this season.
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Golden Eagle Spikers finish
season, Cunningham honored
in final home contest
By Dan Parrish
Sports Writer
The Clarion women's
volleyball team lost two during
their trip to Florida over the
weekend, then ended their
season on Tuesday with a loss to
California. Clarion also bid a
fond farewell to Linda
Cunningham, a team leader,
great player and all-around great
person.
The Lady Eagles got to do a
consider "Amazonisque," with
three of the spikers measuring
over six feet tall. Some
impressive Clarion stats include,
at the top of the list again, Linda
Cunningham, who had 12 kills
and four service aces. Wenc*y
Ellenberger had 20 assists. And
Julie Bentz, Linda Keibler and
Tammi Bills all had six digs
apiece.
The team returned home,
Tuesday night, for their last
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Golden Eagle Linda Cunningham (10) reaches high to push
the ball over the net In Tuesday's action against Cal.
little touring this past weekend
as they traveled to Florida for
some southern style volleyball.
What they did not find was any
southern hospitality as they were
beaten in both matches. They
played both matches at Rollins
College on Saturday.
First, Clarion met up with the
University of North Florida in a
rather close match. It ended with
Clarion losing three games to
one (14-16, 15-10, 10-15, 11-
15). But along the way, Linda
Cunningham picked up 12 kills
and 12 digs. Julie Bentz had 11
kills and 12 digs. Wendy
Ellenberger had 10 kills, 41
assists and 15 digs. Barb
Mellinger had nine kills. Linda
Keibler had six kills and nine
digs. Sue Sheldon also had six
kills and defensive specialist
Meghan Kelly had nine digs.
Later that day, the Lady Eagles
played Rollins College. This was
a heated battle of intense play
ending in Clarion falling in
defeat, 3-0 (13-15, 7-15, 9-15).
Rollins had a few players on
their squad that many people
contest of the season. For one
Golden Eagle spiker, this would
be her final game in a Clarion
uniform. She was a Clarion
starter for three consecutive
years and saw a lot of action. In
1988, she was a major
contributor in Clarion's PS AC
title. In 1989, she started to
become a team leader, topping
the team charts in digs. In 1990,
she helped guide Clarion into the
PSAC tournament again, this
time leaving her mark in the
conference by being named to
the all-tournament team. This
year, along with leading the team
in kills with 225, she was also
named as one of the PSAC's
"Players of the Week."
Some people see her as "#10,"
others know her as "Lu." Either
way, she is still Linda
Cunningham and she is a big
part of the volleyball team. After
a heart-warming good-bye, the
team played its final game, with
Cunningham as the star. The
Lady Vulcans didn't let the
mood of the evening affect them
in any way, as they beat Clarion
in four games (12-15, 14-16, 15-
3, 12-15). The Clarion stats were
still impressive with
Cunningham having 14 kills and
20 digs. Bentz collected seven
kills and 22 digs. Ellenberger
nailed six kills, 18 digs and 30
assists. Keibler had 10 digs and
two kills. Sue Sheldon also
collected seven kills for the Lady
Eagles.
Clarion closed out their season
with a 10-18 overall record, 4-11
in the PSAC- West. Some people
may say that the record is bad,
but they have to look at it in a
different light. Clarion is only
losing one player from their
1991 rebuilding year. The rest
are returning next year. . . with
experience.
Coach Flaherty and Coach
Schwartz should be
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Freshman standout Linda Keibler (5) goes for the kill in the
Golden Eagles final match of the 1991 season.
complemented on the overall
season. They both knew that it
was going to be rough, but they
proved to the conference that
there was going to be no
blowouts. They have gained
respect from coaches throughout
the conference, as well as gained
the respect of their team.
Congratulations to
Golden Eagle Senior
Linda "Lu"
Cunningham. The
sports staff would
like to wish you the
best of success in
your future
endeavors.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Sophomore Barb Mellinger (right) blocks California's
attempted kill, Tuesday at Tippln Gymnasium.
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Swimming and diving teams open season
Clarion University's talented
men's swimming and diving
squad opened the 1991-92
season yesterday when the
Golden Eagles traveled to
Allegheny College. The meet
was also the opener for the
Clarion women's team.
The Golden Eagles are led by
head coach Bill Miller, who
begins his 14th season. Miller
has compiled an impressive 13-
year record of 108-23, including
a 7-4 finish a year ago. Clarion
had won 19 straight PSAC
crowns from 1971 through 1989,
and placed second to
Shippensburg in 1990-91.
Clarion nearly recaptured the
PSAC title last season, placing
second by only 15 points, but
then finished ahead of Shipp at
the NCAA Division II Nationals.
Miller's crew scored 357 team
points and finished third at
nationals.
The 1991-92 outlook? "I think
we have a very strong, well-
rounded-team this year," said
Miller. "We have a nice blend of
returning veterans and some
talented first year people who
will make strong contributions.
This is likely one of the most
talented teams we've had at
Clarion but, whether it is strong
enough to win the PSAC title is
hard to say. Our goal, as always,
is to try and win the PSAC and
finish in the top five at nationals
and that's what we'll shoot for
Hide Park. . .
(Cont.frompg.4)
handicapped stall. In the
planetarium, theoretically
accessible and more or less
adequately equipped, access is a
maze of tight turns which are
impossibly restrictive. And if
you succeed in relieving
yourself, don't imagine that your
problems are at an end. No
handicapped stall includes a
waste receptacle, and you cannot
wash your hands. Even where
sinks are lowered, the towel
dispenser is out of reach.
The Mellow Bill passed by the
Commonwealth legislature this
summer creates an attractive
early retirement option for many
faculty. Among the
commonwealth universities, it
applies to those fifty-five years
old by January, 1992 who have
ten years of service in the
system. It's estimated that some
seventy-plus Clarion faculty are
eligible to "mellow-out" under
these guidelines. Speculation
holds that forty-some may
actually do this, although a
number of those will continue to
teach on a temporary emergency
status so that disruption of
classes and programs can be
minimized. I am eligible, and I
am not as grateful as I ought to
this season.
The Golden Eagle roster shows
30 swimmers and divers, of
which only seven are seniors,
four are juniors, 10 are
sophomores and nine are
freshmen. Clarion's 1991-92
schedule is a strong one which
has a total of eight dual meets
and the winter training trip to
Florida. The first home dual
meet is set for Friday, November
22. "We know we have a tough
overall schedule, but it is
designed to help us reach the
high goals we've set for this
season," said Miller.
Clarion will be led this year by
tri-captains Matt Benton, John
Traube and Jason Miller.
Benton, an outstanding All-
America diver, placed fourth on
three-meter and sixth on one-
meter at nationals last year.
Traube, a strong breast
stroke/individual medley event
performer, is an eight time
Division II Ail-American in his
career. He placed 11th in the 100
and 15 th in the 200 at nationals
last year. Traube was also a part
of the fourth place finishing 200
and 400 medley relay teams in
1991.
Miller is a freestyle swimmer
who competes in the 100 and
200 races. Miller is a three year
letter winner who is working
toward having his best season in
1991-92.
Head diving coach Dave
Hrovat is expecting a very strong
diving contingent this season.
Hrovat was named NCAA
Division II men's diving "Coach
of the Year" in 1991 in only his
first season. The second year
coach returns with reigning
Division II three meter title
champion Chris Glenn. He also
returns with Benton, Rob
Walker, John Oleksak, along
with first year divers Joe Egan
and Kevin Maginn. Glenn won
the three meter title last year and
also placed 12th on the one
meter. He is a three time career
AU-American and the reigning
PSAC three meter champion.
"I'd like to give a great deal of
credit already this season to
assistant coach Mark Van Dyke
and diving coach Dave Hrovat,"
said Miller. "They are doing a
tremendous job and it will show
in our early season
performances."
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
be that the door is nudged open
for early exit. I'm pleased about
the boost to my retirement
income of course. For most of
those choosing to leave, the
Mellow Bill creates an attractive
option. But I am angry, not
grateful, that what is an option
for my colleagues is a matter of
necessity-not choice-for me.
The unaccommodating failure of
CUP to make basic adjustments
that would make it possible for
me to continue to do what I love
doing makes early retirement
mandatory. And the passage a
year ago of the federal
legislation embodied in the
Americans with Disabilities Act
doesn't change things. I am
astounded that our new director
of Social Equity has urged
department chairs not to neglect
the university obligation to
recruit handicapped faculty, staff
and students. Please, please do
not swell the ranks of those of
limited mobility here at Clarion.
This is no place for the likes of
us.
I have the message. I'm going.
Dr. Suzanne Van Meter is a
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Volume 73, Issue 11 The student newspa per of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 14,1991
Clarion Student Senate
election results announced
- National-
Parasites affect Gulf soldiers
Washington, D.C. - The 540,000 U.S. troops who served in the
Middle East during the Gulf War have been asked to refrain
from donating blood.
The reason for this request is the detection of a parasite in
the blood of several soldiers.
White House spokesman Robert Hall said 22 soldiers have
contracted a rare parasitic disease called Leishmaniasis after
being bitten by desert sand flies.
Medical experts say that the disease is not contagious and is
fatal only in rare circumstances, but that a ban on the donation
of blood is a wise precautionary move.
- State -
No tax increase for Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh - The city of Pittsburgh's tax rates would stay
frozen for the 10th straight year under Mayor Sophie Masloffs
proposed 1992 budget.
The budget was released to city council members and the
general public Tuesday afternoon.
The balanced budget plan stands at $338. 6 million. That is a
1.2 % increase over the 1991 budget.
The city's projected $35 million deficit was avoided through
cuts in members of many city staffs, and by additional
unexpected revenue brought in.
- In This Issue -
M
U
News
• Psi Chi coat drive
Page 5
• Seat belt program
Page 10
Features
• Campus calerdar
Page 14
• Jeanne White speaks
Page 20
Sports
• Clarion loses to the Rock
Pages 21-22
• Football photo layout
Pages 24-25
- Clarion's Weather Outlook -
Today - Cloudy and warmer temps. High 55-60.
Friday -Partly sunny and unseasonable. High 60.
Saturday-Continued warm with a 40 percent
chance of afternoon rain showers. High 55-60.
Sunday • Rain throughout the day. High 45-50.
Monday -Temps dropping throughout the day.
Evening flurries possible. High 35-45.
By Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Seven incumbent senators held
onto their seats and 13 new
members were elected as results
were announced in voting for the
1992 Clarion University student
senate.
A total of 1,037 students took
part in the voting held throughout
last week.
According to Monica Douglas,
1991 student senate president, "
Owens was the leading force in
this year's successful voter
registration drive at Clarion
University.
Owens received 378 votes out of
the 1,037 total.
Newcomer Christina Gnibus was
the third highest vote-getter in this
year's election.
Ms. Gnibus received 357 votes.
She is a former member of the
women's basketball team as well
as a resident assistant in Campbell
Hall.
the sixth highest vote-getter in the
election.
Freshman Mike Peters gathered
313 votes out of the possible
1,037.
Peters is a member of the Sigma
Chi fraternity. He would like to
see positive changes come to
Clarion University.
Incumbent Crystal Knorr tallied
the next highest amount of votes.
Ms. Knorr chaired the rules and
regulations committee and was an
active member of the
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Student senators reelected to a second term include: Johnny Owens, Crystal Knorr, Brian
Hoover, Christylee Kuchak and Ron Berry. (Not pictured, Jason Nolan and Sheila Fitzgerald.)
I'm very pleased with the voter
turnout. Our goal was to hit 1,000
votes, and we topped that mark.
Douglas also added that for the
most part the election process ran
very smooth .
The leading vote-getter in this
year's election was incumbent
senator Brian Hoover.
Hoover chaired the dining and
residence hall concerns commiuee
of the 1991 senate.
"Hoov" collected a total of 386
votes.
The next highest vote-getter was
Johnny Owens.
Owens served as the 1991
student senate vice-president and
chaired the legislative affairs
Incumbent senator Christylee
Kuchak finished fourth in this
year's election.
Ms. Kuchak is a member of the
Delta Zeta sorority and served on
both the elections and public
relations standing senate
subcommittees. She gathered at
total of 350 votes.
Lance Titus, a newly elected
senator, finished next in the senate
race.
Titus saw his vote total max out
at 315. He is a junior Marketing
and Communication major and a
member of the Sigma Chi
fraternity.
Four freshmen candidates are
also elected to senate each year.
appropriations committee.
She is also a member of the the
Delta Zeta sorority.
Junior newcomer Andrea
Cathcart finished eighth overall in
the balloting.
Ms. Cathcart, a
Psychology/Spanish major,
received 282 votes. She is also a
member of the Phi Sigma Sigma
sorority.
The second of the four elected
freshmen finished next in the
voting.
Amy Schaub picked up 269 total
votes in election. As a senator,
Schaub plans to focus her
attentions on avoiding another
large tuition hike.
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Hi! I'm Charmaine Lydon, a
sophomore at Clarion University,
majoring in Library Science. I'm
writing in response to Dr.
Suzanne VanMeter's article about
having to retire early because no
real accommodations have been
made for her even though she is
part of the faculty. Dr. Suzanne
has a disability, Multiple
Sclerosis, which has hampered
her ability to get around campus.
I applaud her courage in being
vocal. However, she has only
one handicap while I'm multiply
handicapped.
I'm profoundly deaf and have
cerebral palsy; I have had them
since birth. I learned to read lips
and talk at an early age; I'm
considered an oralist. An oralist,
a deaf or hard-of hearing person,
uses no other methods to
communicate except by
lipreading and speaking. She/he
has no need for sign language.
However I learned American
Sign Language (ASL) two years
ago, and it has changed my
outlook on life. I really love it!
ASL is the main mode of
communication within the deaf
community; no English structure
is used since ASL is a whole
different language.
As for my cerebral palsy. (CP),
my type is the poor coordination
of muscles and poor balance.
Thank God, I am able to walk
around in nice weather but in bad
weather, it's nearly impossible to
get to class and elsewhere. I
have to depend on Public Safety
to take me around. It galls me
since Clarion is not really
accessible to the physically
impaired.
However, what upsets me even
more is that the university is not
even remotely accessible to the
deaf and hearing impaired. What
I mean by this is that deaf
students here on campus are rare.
by Horry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
The Clarion Call - 11-14-91 - Page 3
'Say it ain f t so Magic'
Charmaine Lydon
Deaf people are extremely
uncomfortable around hearing
people and visa versa since both
groups do not know the other's
language very well. Why do you
think the majority of deaf people
go on to universities and colleges
such as Gallaudet University in
Washington, D.C. and the
National Technical Institute for
the Deaf (NTID)? Because these
places were designed with deaf
people in mind. Most deaf
people would rather go to a place
where other deaf people are;
they have things in common.
I know one deaf guy, an oralist,
who went to Indiania University
for a year then transferred to
NTID in New York. He could
not stand it anymore; the classes
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
Perhaps it's only me, but at
times, I'm hit by a strange
feeling.
It only happens at certain times
but when those times hit, they
are unforgettable.
The first time I remember it
happening is when I heard
President Reagan had been shot.
The next time that I remember
the feeling was when I heard the
news of the Challenger tragedy.
Time three involves the night
the bombing raids began in Iraq
and Kuwait.
I had one of those
unforgettable feelings last
Thursday evening.
The feeling hit when I heard
the news concerning Earvin
"Magic" Johnson.
By now we've all heard the
news of Magic testing positive
for the HIV virus.
His announcement has shaken
the country. The news has sent
shock waves around the world.
Another moment that I'll never
forget is Magic's press
conference later that evening.
By accident I stumbled upon it
while lounging in the Harvey
student center.
The gameroom was packed
with students playing pool and
ping pong. But as soon as the
press conference came on, all
paddles and pool sticks were
dropped and everyone gathered
around the set.
It's strange, but throughout the
entire press conference not one
word was spoken.
I'm not sure if a room of about
100 college students was ever
that quiet before. But it certainly
was that day.
Many people say sports has
taken on too big a role in today's
society, and perhaps it has. From
the standpoint of the effects that
this one man's announcement has
had.
Unfortunately, Magic is just
not one man. He was, and
frankly will te, basketball for a
long time. He's always been
there on the court for as long as I
can remember, and he's also
always had that incredibly big
and friendly grin.
One point that has been
forgotten in all of this, is that the
entire world is now going to
miss Magic the player and Magic
the man. He's not going to be in
Barcelona next summer.
Speaking from a basketball fan
standpoint and from a people
standpoint, this is the world's
loss.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
Money
Wasted
Dear Editor:
Where's all the money going
anyhow? I know my tuition
increased again this year, so that
means the state universities are
low on money, right? If that's
so, then why the heck does this
university waste the phenomenal
amount of money that it does?
For example, on any day
(whether warm or freezing cold),
you can see just about every
window open in the dorms. Out
of curiosity, I asked a resident of
Nair Hall why that was so. He
told me that he closed his
window on a cold night , and the
temperature in his room reached
88 degrees (he woke up sweaty
as a dog!) Just where does this
university get the money to
literally throw out the window?
Doesn't maintenance know the
words, temperature control?
The same student told me that
a couple of the showers on his
floor had a continuous stream of
dripping water flowing from
them. The other showers,
however, only have a continuous
dribble. More of our money
(and natural resources) right
down the drain!
If you want to find out why all
this waste occurs, my advice is
not to talk to anyone but the top
authority. Talking to any lesser
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case, let your voice be heard and
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Dear Editor:
Congratulations on a really
outstanding "Letter to the
Editor." In your October 24
issue, Phil Shick's "C.U.P.'s
M.V.P.'s" in appreciation of
secretaries touches all the bases.
He shows a real understanding of
the stressful environment every
University secretary faces. But
he doesn't leave it at that; he also
tells readers how to work better
with these important people. As
an English teacher, I'm
impressed by Shick's writing
excellence; as a former secretary,
I'm impressed by his accuracy
and sensitivity.
Keep up the good work!
- Joan R. Huber
Call
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time was rendered completely
unintelligible by someone's
bright idea that "PhDs" was an
abbreviation for "Phasing."
Doesn't anybody proofread at
your paper?
Is it possible that the staff of a
university newspaper doesn't
know what a PhD is?
Your rendering of my letter
makes me look like a fool. Who
will understand what the letter is
about?
Only I know that it was the
incompetence of you and/or
your staff that rendered my prose
into gobbledy-gook.
I hope that no one responsible
for this kind of carelessness is
planning a career in journalism.
Dr. Brian Dunn
Chair of the
History Department
(Editor's Note: The Clarion
Call apologizes to Dr. Brian
Dunn for the errors in his
letter to the editor published
in last week's Call. We
regret any inconvenience this
may have caused.)
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were so few faculty
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know. When I told one of my
colleagues that I was writing a
letter to you he cautioned me.
"Don't do it. They'll mess it
up."
I went ahead and mailed it. He
was right.
A letter on which I spent some
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Senate. . .
(Cont.frompg.1)
Finishing tenth overall in the
voting and third in the fresmen
race was Ralph Godbolt.
Godbolt received 264 votes out
of those cast.
Godbolt's campaign platform
revolved around increased
funding for Clarion Student
Association organizations.
Upperclassman Gara Smith
finished one vote behind
Godbolt.
Ms. Snith brought home 263
votes during the election.
Ms. Smith has pledged to look
out for the concerns of both the
Clarion and Venango campuses
as a senator.
The final freshman elected to
the 1992 student senate was Joe
Gray.
Gray garnered 259 total votes.
He is a member of the university
football team and a Political
Science major.
Jeff Burns finished 13th
overall among those elected to
senate.
Burns a sophomore
Accounting and Finance major
received 250 votes. He is also a
member of the Kappa Delta Rho
fraternity.
Burns will be joined on senate
by one of his fraternity brothers.
Kash Patel finished 14th overall
in the voting. He received 239
votes.
Patel is a sophomore business
major.
Incumbent senator Ron Berry
was reelected to senate. Berry
garnered 216 total votes.
He was a member of the
elections commmittee as well as
the parking committee. Berry is
also a member of the Sigma Chi
fraternity.
Incumbent senator Sheila
Fitzgerald gained reelection. She
collected 214 votes during the
four days of voting.
Ms. Fitzgerald served on the
committee on subcommitttees
and on the rules and regulations
committee. She is also a member
of the Alpha Sigma Tau sorority.
Finishing 17th overall in the
voting was Luis Almeida. He
received 212 votes.
Almeida is a sophomore
finance major from Rio de
Janeiro, Brazil. He is also a
member of the Sigma Chi
fraternity.
The final incumbent to gain
reelection was Jason Nolan. He
received 206 votes.
Nolan is junior business major
and a member of the Phi Sigma
Kappa fraternity.
The final two senators elected
to the 1992 senate finished in a
dead heat tie.
Michele Piccirillo and John
Zenone both finished the voting
receiving 201 votes apiece.
Ms. Piccirillo is a sophomore
communication major, who has
worked at many campus
organizations.
Zenone is a junior
Communication and Psychology
major. He plans on becoming
involved in the public relations
committee of the student senate.
"I would like to congratulate
all candidates for running good
honest campaigns," said
President Douglas.
In addition to the twenty
elected senators, other
candidates are made alternates.
These alternates would take
over if an opening on senate
occurs.
The top two alternates among
freshmen include Krystal Zuzak
and Greg Crissman respectivly.
The top two upperclassmen
alternates are Kevin Beamon and
Christin Mihon respectively.
Elections for the positions of
student senate president and
vice-president will be held at the
December 2 meeting. Also at
this meeting, the induction of the
new senate will take place.
All elected senators are eligible
for either of the two committees.
Selection of standing committee
chairs and the formation of the
standing committees will take
place at the beginning of the
spring semester.
Students are reminded that all
senate meetings are open to the
public.
The final two senate meetings
for the. 1991 senate will be held
November 18 and December 2.
Each of those meetings will be
held in room B-8 of the Hart
Chapel, beginning at 7 p. m.
Students are reminded that parking lot "W" is
now open.
Any student whose parking permit has a "W"
beside the number must park in lot "W." Lot "W"
is located below Wilkinson and Nair dormitories.
Readers of the Clarion Call
are reminded that the next
issue will be released
December 5, 1991.
The Call staff wishes all
readers a happy and joyous
Thanksgiving holiday.
Hide Park.
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were too big and most of his
professors were foreign born.
By that, I mean the people who
speak English as a second
language have a harder time
trying to put accents on the right
syllables. Their lips are not
flexible enough for them to
enunciate clearly.
When I first came here last
year, I had an extremely tough
time since my deafness was in
the way of effective
communication. I do well in
communicating one-on-one; I
am at my best when I talk and
listen to one person. But I find
myself adrift if I'm in a group,
and they are talking way too fast
for me to follow. One person
talks, the next one jumps in with
opinions, and the next one, and
so on and so forth. But it's too
much for me to keep up with so
much going around me.
If I wind up in a group one
way is to be quiet and try to
keep up with everything. The
end result is that I feel really
stupid. Another way is to ask a
person near me to tell me what is
going on. I feel like a real pest
whenever I do it the second way,
but I keep doing it so I can keep
up with e erything.
I have to agree with Dr.
Suzanne about the necessity of
being cheerful when a person is
disabled in any way. Whenever I
am around people who have no
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to be cheerful and at ease with
them so they will be at ease, too.
Basically I am a cheerful person,
but it gets much harder on me to
put people at ease since I have to
do much of the work.
Sometimes people have rebuffed
my attempts and treat me down
right rudely. I try to let it slide;
sometimes it does, sometimes it
doesn't.
While I'm on the. subject of
people, there's a particular
aspect- guys. I have noticed that
guys treat me differently since
they can't see past the handicaps
to the real 'me.' I notice that a
guy's attitude is relaxed and
flirtatious when he is around a
pretty girl, but when he meets
me, his attitude changes to a
state of awkwardness. That
hurts me a little, since I am just
the same as everyone else. I am
pretty in an unique way, but
most guys do not see the real
'me.' They would rather focus
on the physical appearance than
the inner self. Physical beauty is
not for all eternity, rather it's the
inner beauty that is more
beautiful and will last.
I would love to go out on dates
with guys, but they do not ask
since they cannot see past my
handicaps to the essential 'me.'
I'm kind of shy when it comes to
me doing the asking. More often
than not, I don't ask but I look! ! !
In conclusion, I feel that Dr.
Suzanne is giving up too easily.
She should have kept hounding
the people who act on behalf of
the handicapped and demanded
improvements be made. Even
with the American Disabilities
Act shadow looming over the
campus, more should have been
done! I have a lot of things left
to say, but I'll save it for them.
Until then, farewell.
Ms. Charmaine Lydon
is a sophomore
Library Science major
The Clarion Call - 11-14-91 - Page 5
Psi Chi provides warmth from
winter cold for Pittsburgh homeless
by Sharyl Shelhamer
News Writer
Psi Chi, the honorary
psychology society at Clarion
University, collected 593 coats
for Pittsburgh's homeless
through their coat drive. The
coats were then distributed on
November 1 by the Light of Life
Mission in Pittsburgh.
Clarion's chapter of Psi Chi,
is located in a rural area, we are
aware of big city problems," said
Donna Wells, treasurer of Psi
Chi and chair of the coat drive.
"We hope this will inspire others
to help too."
Greg Jackson, president of
Psi Chi, said outside
organizations played a major
role in the collection of the
winter garments and showed the
". . .this was the first time
anyone had done anything
like this for the mission "
sponsored the drive in hopes of
providing the homeless of
Pittsburgh with winter clothing.
Psi Chi was only seven coats shy
of their goal of 600. Other
winter apparel such as hats,
gloves and mittens were
collected.
"We wanted to make people
aware, that even though Clarion
true concern of the Clarion
community for the homeless.
The Clarion University
administration provided a truck,
paid for by Clarion University
student senate funds, to transport
the coats from a storage area in
the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity
house.
Dr. Thomas Vilberg, professor
of psychology, and five students
made the dip to Pittsburgh where
they were greeted by a line of
homeless people outside the
Light of Life Mission awaiting
the coats and a KDKA-TV crew
led by reporter Stu Emery.
"Susan Gartland, Light of Life
Mission coordinator, told us that
this was the first time anyone
had done anything like this for
the mission," said Wells. "Most
of its help comes from area
churches, individuals and
grants."
The Mission is a shelter for
homeless men, but they also
distribute women's clothes. In
1990 the mission served 150,000
meals, housed over 20,000
homeless men, helped over 30
homeless women with children
find homes, gave over 2,000
changes of clothes, helped over
15 men find full-time
employment, and provided
counseling, food bags, lunches to
senior citizens and to many other
needy people in the area.
The Mission also offers drug
rehabilitation. Meals are served
Christopher Homer/Clarion Call
The number of homeless Americans continues to increase every year. Many cannot find
shelter in freezing weather and often must make do with what they have.
Photo by Donna Wells
Five Psi Chi members and professor Thomas Vilberg aided
Pittsburgh's homeless by providing 593 winter coats.
twice a day in the Mission and
can house fifty people at night.
"Community response was
outstanding, and it really helped
us out and made the project work
well," said Jackson.
Next year, Psi Chi hopes to
repeat the project. Wells reports
that Psi Chi plans to make the
coat drive an annual event.
Gartland told Wells that blankets
are another needed item. As a
result Psi Chi is also considering
an annual blanket drive.
Psi Chi wants to campaign
more towards individual students
on campus by asking them to
bring an old coat back to Clarion
when they return in the fall.
Dr. Vilberg is planning to
nominate the effort for President
George Bush's "Point of Light
Foundation" award. The "Point
of Light Foundation," created in
1990, seeks to make direct and
consequential community
service aimed at serious social
problems central to the life of
every American.
Coat contributors for the
project were: the First Church of
God in New Bethlehem, the Oak
Ridge United Methodist Church,
the Middle Run Church in
Fairmount City, the St. Charles
Catholic Church in New
Bethlehem, the Clarion J. C.
Penney 's, the New Bethlehem
Rite Aid, the Returning Adults
and Commuter Students, the
Psychology Club, the Tri Sigmas
and Psi Chi.
Also sponsors in various
ways were the student senate, the
Clarion University Admini-
stration, Tau Kappa Epsilon, the
Sequelle, the Interfraternity
Council and Panhellenic.
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opportunities for 1991-92 graduates
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News Writer
The Greater Cleveland Growth
Association will sponsor its
annual Greater Cleveland Job
Expo on Thursday, December 19
to introduce 1991-92 college
graduates to job openings.
Students will have the chance
to interview with more than fifty
Cleveland area employers.
Exhibitors will be seeking
graduates to fill immediate or
projected job openings in their
companies, which range from
small-to-medium in size to those
in the Fortune 500.
Celebrating its 28th year, the
Job Expo boasts a success rate of
linking 50 percent of past
exhibitors with new employees.
Of these companies, half hired
three or more employees through
the Job Expo.
The most sought-after
occupations in past years were
from the professional,
managerial, sales and technical
fields. College degrees were
required for 46 percent of the
professional occupations, 73
percent of the managerial
occupations and 62 percent of
the technical occupations.
At the Cleveland Job Expo,
students will be able to talk to
representatives from organi-
zations and receive company
profiles in fields such as:
banking, engineering, health
care, government, computers and
manufacturing.
Also at the Job Expo, a job
placement and career counseling
service, Pro Cleveland, will
conduct job search seminars
throughout the day.
Connie Laughlin, of Clarion's
Career Services, encourages
students to "use every avenue
possible" when seeking
employment after graduation.
She said that with a tight
economy and a tough job market
in the U.S. right now, students
should take every opportunity to
Seniors eligible
for ethics essay
For the first time, seniors at
Clarion have the opportunity to
enter the Elie Wiesel Prize in
Ethics essay contest, a
prestigious nationwide contest
which distributes $1,100 in prize
money to its top three winners.
Sample titles of last year's
winning essays are "Public Sins
and Private Needs," "Ethics and
War in the Persian Gulf" and
"Individual Rights and the
Common Good-Conflicts and
Situations."
The new Clarion Ethics essay
contest will run concurrently,
with the two winning essays
forwarded on to the national
contest and each author awarded
an honorarium of $50.
Judges will be professors
Suzanne Van Meter, of the
history department, Lois Green,
from the English department and
Ed Marshall, who holds a
master's degree in philosophy
from Syracuse University as well
as a master's degree in theater.
Although the college of Arts
and Sciences and the philosophy
program are sponsoring the
contest, it is emphasized that
seniors from all colleges are
eligible to submit entries.
Informational packets about the
essay are available in the APPS
office, Founder's Hall, or you
may call Franklin Takei or Jean
Rumsey for further information.
Entries are due in the APPS
office by December 20, 1991.
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such avenue which students can
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Career Services has brochures
available on the Cleveland Job
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other upcoming job expos in the
northeastern part of the United
States. Also available through
Career Services is a sixteen-
minute video which will help
students to prepare themselves
for a job expo.
The Expo will be held from 9
a.m. until 4 p.m. at Public Hall in
the Cleveland Convention
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Get a scholarship. . .become a prostitute
(CPS) - What do Tylenol,
McDonald's, government,
foundations, TV talk show host
Montel Williams and universities
all have in common?
They all give money to
students for college • some in the
form of scholarships, some in
grants and some in loans.
As the saying goes, "Seek and
ye shall find."
Just ask John Bear, author of
"Finding Money for College."
His 157-page guide to
scholarships, grants and loans
documents more sources of
financial aid for students than
just about any other book on the
market (cost: $6.95 is popular
bookstores everywhere).
According to Bear, more than
$6.5 billion in financial
assistance for students goes
unclaimed every year.
Part of the reason is that some
specialized scholarships can't
find people to meet their
criterion. Some examples of the
more difficult and unusual:
* Scholarships for convicted
prostitutes in Seattle. Seriously.
The fund was established by a
judge in the city.
* Scholarships for people
named Baxendale, Borden,
Pennoyer or Murphy. The
money is waiting at Harvard.
* Sports scholarships in
frisbee (at the State University of
New York at Purchase) and
racquetball (at Memphis State
University).
* The Charles and Anna
Elenberg Foundation grants -
awarded to needy Jewish
orphans.
Of course, most scholarships
and grants aren't quite so odd
and specific. Usually the awards
specify a geographic area of the
country, a field of study or a
level in school (graduate,
undergraduate, doctoral, etc.) to
narrow the field of qualified
applicants.
Often times, financial need is
not a qualifying factor.
Experts agree that much of the
reason money goes unclaimed is
because people aren't aware that
it exists.
Another reason - "Generally,
people don't apply for aid
because they feel that they're not
eligible," says Joyce Smith,
associate executive director of
the National Association of
College Admission Counselors.
She and others suggest that
anyone interested in applying for
aid should follow some basic
procedures.
First, students should find out
what scholarships, grants and
loans are available from their
schools and their states. This
information is available at
university financial aid offices.
Second, students can research
national scholarships and grants
through books like Bear's or
through some inexpensive
publications like the American
Legion's annual "Need a Lift?"
which costs $1 and can be
obtained by writing to the
American Legion at P.O. Box
1050, Indianapolis, Ind. 46206.
Other sources of money are
corporations and non-profit
organizations that are worthy of
investigation. Some examples:
' McNeil Consumer Products
Co. offers the Tylenol
Scholarship Program, giving a
total of $600,000 to students in
all 50 states and the District of
Columbia. "The Tylenol
Scholarship Program represents
our ongoing, long-term
commitment to providing
educational opportunities and
financial assistance to those
students who demonstrate
outstanding leadership skills,"
McNeil President James T.
Lenehan says.
* TV talk show host Montel
Williams has formed his own
non-profit organization in
Denver called REACH for the
American Dream. It distributes
college scholarships to students
who can't afford school.
* Chick-fil-A Inc., a growing
fast-food chain now in 31 states,
offers $1,000 scholarships to
employees. McDonald's and
many other fast-food restaurants
have similar scholarship plans
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for workers.
Students also can check with
their parents' employers.
According to a 1983 article in
the Chronicle of Higher
Education, "About $7 billion in
tuition assistance is available
each year under benefit plans
provided by employers for their
workers, but less than $400
million is actually used." Many
believe even more money is
available today.
Finally, in terms of finding the
specialized scholarships
available, "there are a lot of
companies cropping up that will
look for these specialized
awards," Smith says.
Bear explains the process:
"Some clever entrepreneurs have
researched the world of available
scholarships, entered thousands
of them in their computers and,
for a fee, will endeavor to match
your needs and qualifications
with the available awards."
The fees generally range from
$35 to $100.
Frat houses damaged
by feminist groups
(CPS) - A controversial group
of underground feminists has
been making midnight strikes on
fraternity houses at the
University of California at Santa
Barbara to protest sexist
treatment of women.
The anonymous women plaster
posters on fences and signs, tack
up graphic pornographic pictures
of women with captions such as
"this is how fraternities see you,"
and spray-paint angry messages.
The organization, which calls
itself the "Creative Underground
Network of Truthful Sisters,"
struck for the first time last
spring and has held candlelight
vigils to celebrate the death of
sexism. The group's message
may elicit sympathy among
students, but its methods are
controversial.
"They are no more than
common criminals," said a
spokesman for Phi Kappa Psi,
the only fraternity to file a
formal complaint. After the
prosecution process was
explained, the fraternity decided
to drop the charges.
Others, however, feel the
aggressive group is making a
strong message for women.
'They are getting the job done,"
says Dan Hilldale, a staff writer
who has followed the group in
the Daily Nexus , the UCSB
newspaper. "
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Outside Clarion
Detroit homeless protest withdrawal of state welfare benefits
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP Service
National
News
Homeless protest
in Detroit
Police have stopped homeless
protesters from setting up a tent
city at one of Detroit's largest
public housing complexes.
The protesters are upset about
the cut off of state welfare
benefits to 83,000 people.
Produce quarantined
in California
The Agriculture Department
has put a quarantine on produce
over approximately two hundred
square miles of Southern
California because of fruit flies.
Officials say the Mediterranean
fruit fly is back and is joined by
the oriental fruit fly.
Break-in at Kennedy
estate in Palm Beach
William Kennedy Smith's
lawyer says a man with press
credentials and a video camera
was caught Monday night after
breaking into the Kennedy estate
in Palm Beach, Florida.
Police confirm they are
investiga ing a possible burglary
at the estate, but they will not
give details.
Attorney Roy Black said the
man apparently broke into a
room containing documents
being used to defend Smith
against rape charges.
Bishop says church must
speak out on abortion
The leader of the nation's
Catholic bishops says the church
must keep speaking out on
abortion and other political
issues-despite criticism that it
shouldn't. Archbishop Daniel
Pilarczyk of Cincinnati took the
stance Monday as the bishops
opened their fall meeting in
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International
Hell's Angels can
obtain visas
An Australian court has ruled
that the immigration department
cannot deny visas to people just
because they are members of
Hell's Angels.
Bikers from around the world
are planning to gather in
Adelaide, Australia for a rally
that begins Friday.
Gorbachev was warned
about coup attempt
Soviet President Gorbachev
admits President Bush warned
him the August coup attempt
was coming, but he ignored the
message. The Soviet leader says
he thinks some of those behind
the coup found out he was
planning a government shake-up
and launched their takeover
effort out of fear of losing their
jobs.
State
Health care an issue
in PA and the nation
President Bush's new
commitment to health care
reform is well advised, judging
from a poll of 600 Pennsyl-
vanians who voted in last
Tuesday's Special Election. 76
percent remembered Senator
Harris Wofford talking about
health care during the campaign.
Only 4 percent said they recalled
Republican Dick Thornburgh
talking about it.
State's political boundaries
to be realigned
Pennsylvania's legislative
reapportionment commission did
not have enough votes this week
to pass a plan to realign the
state's political boundaries.
The commission must submit a
plan by the November 25
deadline, or the State Supreme
Court will draw its own map.
Presque Isle
beaches growing
The beaches at Presque Isle
state park are growing thanks to
breakwaters installed along the
shore of Lake Erie.
Park Superintendent Harry
Leslie says the new breakwaters
appear to be stopping bea :h
erosion and in many places have
created up to 40 percent more
beach area.
New business
ventures in state
This week Governor Robert
Casey announced a number of
new business ventures in the
state.
The announcements come in
spite of higher busfness taxes
passed by the legislature in
August and implemented by the
Casey administration.
Casey said the business
ventures total $200 million in
new investments. He also said
the developments will bring two
thousand new jobs to the state.
Campus
News
by Toni Ross
News Writer
MU man charged
with murder
The Snapper
A Millersville man has
confessed his guilt in the May
1990 killing of his former
roommate.
John Henry Murphy, 22, has
been charged with first degree
murder. Murphy allegedly shot
Christoper Giese, 18, in the head
and chest with a .22 caliber rifle.
According to Detective Craig
Johnson, MU Public Safety,
Murphy and Giese were arguing
about bad checks when the
shooting occurred.
According to both school
transcripts and MU's registrar's
office, Murphy was never a
student at MU, but he was
involved with the school's
lacrosse team.
Friends of Murphy were
shocked by his confession.
Mercyhurst preserves ancient
artifacts with new technology
The Merciad
The Mercyhurst Archaeo-
logical Institute is currently
preserving 7,500 year old textiles
that were discovered in Cape
Canaveral, Florida.
The preserving process, called
parylene conformal coating, was
originally intended for industrial
and military use. Only two other
institutes in the world have the
ability to use this new process.
NCAA gives grant to IUP
The Penn
The National Collegiate
Athletic Association (NCAA)
has awarded IUP a grant for an
alcohol education program. The
grant is awarded to schools who
propose the most innovative
ideas for alcohol awareness.
KU abortion rally
The Keystone
The Pennsylvania Abortion
Control Act was the subject of a
rally thai occurred recently at
Kutztown University. Both pro-
life and pro-choice activists were
on hand for the event.
A speech was given by
Professor Ann Gundry which
discussed several controversial
provisions of the Abortion
Control Act.
Gundry feels the act is heading
in the direction of overturning
Roe vs. Wade. Another concern
of Gundry's was that the panel
that upheld the provisions was
entirely all male.
Gundry ended the rally by
encouraging pro-choice activists
to vote for pro-choice
representatives and to sign a pro-
choice banner which will be sent
to newly elected Senator Harris
Wofford, a pro-life
representative.
Review policy forces
editors* resignations
The Clarion Call - li-lWl- Page 4
(NSNS ) - In response to a
new policy requiring that all
news articles be reviewed by the
administration before being
printed, three editors of Ohio
State University's paper, the
Lantern , resigned on Oct. 27th
and seven others were fired by
the administration for refusing to
work.
The new prioi review policy,
created by the OSU's
Publications Committee, states
that the expert opinion of an
outside lawyer will be sought if
there is disagreement between
the student editor and faculty
advisor as to whether a story is
libelous or invades privacy.
Under an old policy, Lantern
faculty advisors were permitted
to hold or delay publication of a
story. That policy had never
been invoked by an advisor since
its inception in 1981.
"I think it's an unconstitutional
policy," says Holly Goodman,
former managing editor of the
Lantern . Goodman believes that
former editor-in-chief Debra
Baker was hired to read for
instances of libel and was
extremely capable of doing her
job.
Kevin Stoner, assistant
professor of journalism at Ohio
State University, believes the
new policy actually restricts the
power of the advisor in contrast
to the old policy. "Given the
realities with the university as
the publishers and the Lantern as
a laboratory teaching tool," says
Stoner, "this proposal was the
best possible compromise." In
regard to the former editors to
the Lantern . Stoner says, "I
respect anyone who takes a
highly principled stand."
In response to the editors'
actions at Ohio State University,
the student editors at Wright
State University in Dayton, Ohio
donated a page of their paper to
the editors of the Lantern . Kevin
Kearney, editor of the Wright
State Guardian , allowed the
editors of the Lantern to print
editorials about their
predicament underneath a copy
of the First Amendment.
The Student Press Law Center,
a national organization that
works with college newspapers
on censorship issues, believes
that the university has now
actually made itself more
vulnerable by demanding to
review articles. "Courts have
decided that administrations
cannot legally interfere with the
content of student newspapers,"
says Mark Goodman. "The
pretext that [the administration]
interfered in order to protect
themselves from liability just
doesn't stand up."
Beating budget woes
by playing the lottery
(CPS) - How can you solve
your university's budget woes?
Win the lottery.
That's what a group of
professors at Florida Atlantic
University thought as they
watched the state Lotto jackpot
grow to over $88 million. They
saw their department's salvation
written on ping-pong balls that
were to be drawn on Oct. 26.
Physics department professors
Ferdinando Medina and Sam
Faulkner wrote the contributors'
pledge on a piece of paper - "It
just said that if we would have
won, we would have given the
money to the university's
College of Science," Medina
says.
Sixty-eight people donated
money to the lottery pool, which
bought about 300 tickets.
Nonetheless, in the end, the
astronomical odds beat the
charitable motivation - the group
had six winning tickets worth
about a total of $100.
Still, the $200 cumulative loss
didn't stop the professors from
thinking about a repeat
performance.
"If the lottery pot gets big
enough again," Medina says,
"we may try again."
Florida Atlantic is just one of
the Florida state schools hard hit
by budget cuts.
Just two days after the lottery
drawing, the school's president
announced that about 125 fall
classes would be cancelled
because of budget problems. He
added that 73 of the classes had a
number of students enrolled in
them during advance
registration.
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Seat belt awareness promoted
through "Buckle Up" signs
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
In your lifetime, you have a 50
percent chance of being in a
serious accident and a one in 50
chance of being killed in a traffic
accident.
According to the National
Highway Traffic Safety
Association (NHTSA), about
25,000 occupants of passenger
cars are killed each year, more
than all the nation's homicides.
Several hundred thousand more
are seriously injured in traffic
crashes.
Increasing compliance with
safety belt laws could save
nearly half of those lives and
prevent many thousands of
severe injuries, says NHTSA.
Because of this, Clarion
University is placing a "Buckle
Up" seat belt sign near the exit
of every major CUP parking lot.
According to Dr. Ronald
Martinazzi, director of Public
Safety, the signs "should be up
by the beginning of December."
The sign is a reminder to all
motor vehicle operators and
passengers to actively use their
seat belt when their vehicle is in
operation.
'The signs are to make people ,
aware through reenforcement,"
said Martinazzi.
Current Pennsylvania law
states that vehicle operators and
passengers in the front seat must
wear seat belts. Children under
five must also have some form
of restraint whether it be a car
seat or safety belt.
Sgt. Bob Wells holds one of
be displayed in CUP parking
If a police officer sees a
person without a seatbelt on, he
or she can stop that person and
issue a warning.
A person can be fined for not
wearing a seat belt if they are
stopped for another violation
and/or their child is not buckled
in. A seat belt violation is $10
plus court costs.
Many people believe that seat
belts cause injuries. This is true
in some instances but many
times the injuries are a result of
incorrect usage of the belt or the
accident was so severe the
person or persons would have
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
the seat belt signs which will
lots by December.
been seriously injured or killed
regardless.
Others believe that seat belts
trap a person if their car is
burning or goes under water.
Only one-half of one percent of
all injury producing accidents
involve fire or submersion. If
this does occur, a seatbelt could
prevent a person from hitting
their head and losing
consciousness, therefore, escape
would be possible.
Three point lap/shoulder belts
reduce the chances of being
killed or seriously injured in a
crash by 40 to 50 percent.
Students with
FALL ONLY
Stafford Loans:
If you would like
to be considered
for Spring 1992
Stafford Loans,
you must re-apply
now. For further
information,
contact the Office
of Financial Aid,
X2315 or stop in
104 Egbert.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of November 4 through November 10.
A large blue jean jacket was stolen from the second floor TV lounge
of Nair Hall and two text books from the room of the student. The
books are Literature 5th ed., by Laurence Perrine and Geography U.S.
and Canada, by Birdsall. An investigation is pending.
On the morning of November 5, two text books were stolen from a
room in Nair while the occupants were asleep. There is no
description of the books at this ume. Students are reminded to keep
their doors locked.
On November 6, an individual removed the water fittings from a
urinal on the third floor of a Campbell Hall rest room, causing water
to flood the mens' room. Personal property damage on the second
floor was also reported. An investigation is pending.
Around 2:30 on November 6, shaving cream and toothpaste were
placed on a student's door located on the third floor of Campbell Hall.
An investigation is pending.
A yellow box which was used for a coffee fund for RACS at Harvey
Hall, was stolen between the hours of 3:00 p.m. and 5:00 p.m. on
November 7. An approximate value is $20. An investigation is
pending.
Three people were cited for Disorderly Conduct on the second floor
of Ralston Hall on November 8. The three, wearing halloween masks,
entered the room of another person and caused minor physical harm.
They also sprayed shaving cream on a second person in the stairwell.
An investigation is pending.
On November 8, an uknown person or persons entered a room on the
first floor of Ralston Hall and glued personal items to the table.
Students are reminded to Lock Your Doors.
On November 9, a student from the second floor of Campbell Hall
was issued a citation for underage drinking. The BAC was
administered and registered a .12.
An act of vandalism was committed on the second floor of Campbell
Hall on November 9. Shaving cream was placed on the hand rail
between the two floors; extensive damage was done to the ceiling tile;
a bulletin board was torn from the wall; and the face glass on the
clock near the elevator was broken. An investigation is pending.
On November 9, a non-student was issued a citation for minors
possession in parking lot "J." The non-student was transporting two
CUP students back to Clarion.
A student was issued a citation for Public Drunkenness after
registering a .23 on the BAC test on November 9. The student was
transported to the Clarion Hospital and detained for the night.
On November 10 a student reported her clothing stolen from the
laundry room of Nair Hall. Clothing valued at approximately $130.
An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
The Clarion Call - 11-14-91- Page 11
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Mock Trial
Commonwealth of Pennsylvania vs. Bowser
Tuesday, November 19
8:30 p.m.
Campbell Lobby
•Dr. Eichlin, Dr. Henry and Dr. Shepard will be
attending.
Student Health Advisory Board forms
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
Clarion University's Keeling
Health Center is trying to
establish an organization called
Student Health Advisory Board
(SHAB). This organization will
provide a voice for student
interaction and input for on-
going projects and operations
within the Student Health Center.
Dr. Yvonne Patterson is in
charge of bringing students and
the Health Center together. Dr.
Patterson said SHAB is to
"promote and structure college
health and there is a need for
students' voice on their
individual health."
The project acts as a liaison
between students and the Health
Center. The student board
members can go to the students
on campus and ask what their
needs are then student board
members can present the student
needs to the Health Center. An
example might be this year's
change of charging a fee for
medication which has made
some students angry. The
students can research and find
out why the Health Center did
this and present their ideas to the
board about the charge of
medication. This is just one
issue Dr. Patterson mentioned on
how students can gain insight on
what their needs are by being
involved.
Not only is the organization a
liaison between students, but a
way for peers to educate the
students. The second reason for
this project is to create a board
for Health Education. Some
projects might be programs on
safe sex and drug and alcohol
abuse.
Dr. Patterson wants to see the
organization eventually ran by
the students. She also wants
someone from the faculty staff
to be an advisor. By being a
cohesive organization, students
can create their own budget and
have representatives attend
conferences and seminars with
other SHAB organizations
nationwide.
SHAB was establ shed in 1980
when 14 students became
interested and involved in the
system wide restructuring of the
Student Health Services. They
set goals and met regularly with
a director to discuss issues about
student health concerns.
Benefits of being a SHAB
member are opportunities to
learn health service
administration while building
leadership skills, the satisfaction
of helping other people improve
health practices, direct
experiences with health and
medicine, and possibility of
receiving academic credit for
SHAB participation.
Membership is open to all
students regardless of students
major. There is only one
requirement for members: a
genuine concern for their health
and their peers' health on
campus.
A meeting was held on
Wednesday to get the project off
the ground. Those groups
represented at the meeting
included: Given Hall, Wilkinson
hall, Campbell Hall, Phi Sigma
Sigma, Alpha Sigma Tau, Delta
Phi Epsilon, Kappa Delta Rho,
Inter-fraternity Council and
student senate.
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(CPS) - To most sports fans it
may seem like a simple, if at
times irritating, way to deride
opposing teams, but to some
Native Americans, the
tomahawk cheer is more like a
personal foul.
The cheer - which consists of a
repeated karate chop motion and
a war cry that could be straight
from a Hollywood western - was
invented by Florida State
University fans more than a
decade ago, but reached its peak
of popularity this year among
followers of the pennant- winning
Atlanta Braves.
Native American activists
protested the Braves fad,
labeling the cheer an offensive
stereotype that promotes the
image of American Indians
being savage.
Because they were in the
World Series, the Braves
controversy earned widespread
media coverage, but American
Indian Movement member Jan
Elliott said insulting Indians is
nothing new to college of
professional sports.
"It's just ridiculous," said
Elliott, editor of Indigenous
Thoughts, a national Native
American newspaper. "Suppose
people dressed up their mascots
as Jews or blacks or whatever.
There would be a national
outcry."
Nicknames such as the
"Braves" evoke inaccurate
visions of warlike cultures, while
"Redskins" is obviously a racial
pejorative, Elliott argues.
Of the 469 schools listed in the
American College Regalia
Handbook, more than two dozen
have team names derived from
Native American cultures, the
most common moniker being
simply the "Indians."
One of those schools is Florida
State, nicknamed the Seminoles,
where games feature a mascot
named after the tribes 19th
century leader, Chief Osceola.
The mascot Osceola wears
fearsome-looking warpaint and
prowls the sideline on horseback.
And, of course, his
performance is accompanied by
the crowd's enthusiastic
tomahawk cheers.
"Everyone does it now, but we
did it first - there's no doubt
about it," said Gerry Gilmer, an
FSU spokesman. Gilmer said
campus officials were aware of
the recent complaints from
American Indian factions, but he
said his school has no plans to
discourage the cheer.
"We keep in very close touch
with the Seminole tribe, and they
haven't expressed any problem
with the cheer," Gilmer said.
"We aren't real interested in
what the American Indian
Movement says. It's the
Seminoles who matter to us."
Another campus where
officials cite concern for input
from Native Americans on
matters of nickname portrayal is
Miami University in Ohio, said
Richard Little, the school's
associate vice president.
"In our case, we work very
closely with the Miami Indian
tribe to make sure we portray
them in a dignified and proper
manner," said Little, whose
school nickname is the
"Redskins."
Little said Miami University
has signed three treaties with its
namesake tribe since 1972, each
an agreement that he said
ensures the 1,300 tribe members
that their heritage will not be
treated capriciously.
The university keeps a tight
rein on any merchandising that
portrays the school's nickname
and the tribe also provides input
on the wardrobe and dances of
the team mascot, Chief Miami.
"And we ask our fans not to do
the tomahawk cheer, although,
you know, some still do," Little
said.
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Clarion University prepares for
Middle States reaccreditation
by Deanna Raulston
News Writer
Clarion University is
currently going through the
process of reaffirming their
accreditation with the Middle
States. Middle States
accreditation is an assessment of
an institution's performance,
missions, goals and resources.
This process will come to its
peak in the spring of 1993 when
a Middle States evaluation team
will visit Clarion University and
make its final decision whether
or not to grant reaccreditation.
The process is a "time
consuming, labor intensive task,"
said Arthur Barlow, a member of
the Steering Committee for the
project. Barlow said that
reaccreditation "is very
important to the university."
Presently, the Steering
Committee is in the process of
creating a self-study design.
This design will be submitted to
the Commission on Higher
Education of Middle States and
contain exactly what will be
included in the institutional self-
study. Upon approval of this
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design, 12 subcommittees will be
formed in order to gather data
concerning areas to be studied.
Some of these areas include:
panning and resource allocation,
student services, budgeting and
accounting, the faculty and
programs and curricula.
"The more people involved in
the process, the more thorough,
the more complete, and the more
accepted the study is going to
be," said chair of the Steering
Committee Dr. William Sharpe.
Once the data is gathered and
analyzed the Steering Committee
will review it to check for
discrepancies, redundancies and
overlapping information. "It will
be a means of keeping track of
what's happening," said Sharpe.
Dr. Ronald Shumaker is the
writer of the self-study. The
individual reports will be
collected from the subcom-
mittees and an initial draft of the
self-study will be compiled by
Dr. Shumaker over the summer
of 1992. The final draft will be
submitted to Middle States in the
spring of 1993.
A team of Middle States
evaluators will then visit Clarion
University to interview
individuals, look at facilities and
basically evaluate what was
stated in the self-study. The
mission of these evaluators is to
see that Clarion's objectives are
being achieved.
Sharpe said, "The purpose of
the accreditation process is to
ensure that the institution
develops a more effective way to
do what it is supposed to do, and
to provide for quality higher
education of its students." He
adds that losing accreditation
"clearly would not be good for
the university. . .but most
schools do get their accreditation
reaffirmed."
Clarion University last went
through the reaccreditation
process in 1982. It is mandatory
that all State System of Higher
Education schools go through
the reaccreditation process
through Middle States every ten
years, beginning with when they
first received their accreditation.
In 1987, Clarion's 5-year
Periodic Review Report was
submitted to Middle States. The
Commission on Higher
Education moved to "reaffirm
the accreditation of the
University."
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The Bill of Rights
A Celebration of Freedom
In honor of the 200th anniversary of the Bill of Rights on December 15 of this year, the Call will be printing the first ten amendments
from now until December 5, when the last issue of the paper will be published this semester.
The first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution, known as the Bill of Rights were written originally to protect people from harm by
the newly created federal government. The Bill of Rights now applies to state and local governments as well. Over the years, the Bill of
Rights has been relied upon by people who think the government has harmed them by some action that they believe violates the
Constitution or the Bill of Rights. The courts have heard their grievances and have been able to give meaning to the Bill of Rights
through their decisions.
Amendment This amendment is Amendment
V
As stated in the
constitution:
Jlo person shall be helo
to ausfoer for a capital,
or othertoise infamous
ertme, unless on a
presentment or fuotet-
ment of a srano jurp,
t#ctpt in eases arising
in t&e tano or naVal
forces, or in the militia,
to&eu in actual service
in time of mar or public
franser; nor srjall zuy
person be subject for trje
same offense to U tmfce
put in jeoparoy of life or
limb; nor sjjall be
compelleo in any
criminal case to be a
nitness against himself,
nor be oepriVeo of life,
liberty, or property
nitbout oue process of
Ian; nor sftall private
property be taken for
public use toit&out just
compensation.
This amendment is
intended to protect people
charged with a crime,
except those in the
military, which has its own
court system.
It regulates the way
criminal cases are begun
in federal courts. The rest
applies to all court
systems. It says people
cannot be tried twice for
the same crime, nor may
anyone be forced to say
things that would cause
him to be charged with a
crime.
The due process clause is
very important; it is a
general guarantee that
people will not be jailed,
put in a mental hospital or
have their property taken
from them without fair
hearings. Private property
cannot be commandeered
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This amendment is
intended to offer
important protections for
people accused of crimes.
They have a right to
speedy and public trials by
impartial juries; they must
be told what crime they
are accused of committing
and must be allowed to see
their accusers in person.
In addition, the
amendment says the
accused may require
witnesses to speak if they
believe what they say will
help their case and that
the court may appoint
lawyers to defend them.
Information courtesy of
the Chicago Tribune
Tbe^larioa GaU - 11-14-91 - Page 13
Shipton and Smith get a taste of
British culture in summer program
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
Think back upon this summer
and recall what it was you were
doing the majority of the time.
Was it bathing in the hot South
Carolina sun? Or were you at
dear ole' CUP taking those
needed credits? Well, for the
majority of you, myself
included, you were making some
extra dough instead of basking
on the beach so you could come
back this fall to Clarion. Two
other Clarion students also
wanted to make some money but
more important than that they
wanted to experience an
alternative culture. On May 21st
Ben Shipton and Eric Smith
made that giant leap into the air
from JFK International Airport
and arrived at Gatwick (Great
Britain) International on May
22nd. ;
The two men found out about a
Work in Britain program last
April from a friend who received
a mailed brochure advertising an
overseas work program in Great
Britain. Both decided that
spending a summer in Great
Britain was just what they
needed to get away from the
normal Clarion atmosphere.
Work in Britain was established
so that U.S. students have the
opportunity to immerse
themselves in British life, meet
new people, and have an
adventure. By law, all
participants must receive the
same wages as any British
person doing the same job, and
most participants are at least
self-sufficient during their stay.
The benefits of the program are
measured by more than the width
of a money clip.
As Shipton, a junior biology
major, stated, "It was definitely a
break away from minimum
wage." He continued, "When
we first got to London, we were
unemployed and had nowhere to
sleep, but we were aggressive.
Eric and I walked from pub to
pub, then to the malls, all the
stores and shops." Within a few
long days the two Clarion
students found work on their
own, and with the aid of the
summer work program, an
apartment smaller than a room at
Nair Hall to call home for the
next three and a half months.
Smith found employment at a
theater complex where he
a week per person. And the
amount of money set aside to
buy the bare necessities such as
food was even less than feasible.
The two men discovered several
ways to eat rice and other
inexpensive delicacies simply
because the cost of food was
about three times that of the
average American food. The
quickly found out that being an
American was a novelty item. .
.People were fascinated that we
were Americans. Ben will agree
with me that above all that
America is the heartbeat of the
world." Smiling Shipton agreed
and said, "All of our free time
we spent at sites and museums.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Clarion students Eric Smith and Ben Shipton traveled across the ocean to Great Britain
this past summer to experience holding down a job in another culture.
worked approximately 55 hours only exceptions to the "tri-cost" London is a city of the old and
a week earning around 150
pounds ($250). Down the street
from the theater Shipton held a
job at none other than America's
own Pizza Hut. Shipton worked
about 39 hours a week and
earned roughly 105 pounds
($200). The cost of their
apartment was equivalent to $72
were cans of soft drinks costing
the average 65 cents and a candy
bar costing about the same.
"After getting a place to stay
and a job, our main worry was
meeting some English friends,"
said Smith. "Soon we realized
how vast London really is. It is a
lot like New York City. And we
the new. The architecture was
interesting in that when I looked
up I saw the tops of these
beautiful historic buildings and
when I looked around me at the
bottom of these buildings, I saw
modern store fronts with foreign
names attached to them."
"We made so many great
friends," Shipton said, recalling
a few memories. "We did not
meet many English compared to
the number of friends we made
from Denmark, Sweden, Russia
and France." Shipton and Smith
both found a great way to meet
interesting people — at the pubs.
Shipton pointed out, "English
pubs are much more of a social
institution compared to the
average American bar." He
said, "In the morning an older
woman may walk into the pub
with her dog and following her
in is a father bringing in his
daughters for breakfast."
Although London was
unpleasant in the weather
department due to the fact that it
rained every single day in the
month of June, it was truly an
experience that both will never
forget. The last two and a half
weeks of the vacation Smith
went to Germany and Italy.
While he was in Germany he
visited the family that he lived
with a few years ago when he
was a high school foreign
exchange student.
On the return flight back to
the states on August 13th, both
men discussed what was the
first thing they wanted.
Quickly, Shipton and Smith
decided that a "Ponderosa All-
You-Can-Eat" dinner would be
the ultimate dining pleasure.
Shipton also stated, "When I left
I was torn between the
excitement of the past three and
a half momhs and the sadness of
leaving a wonderful group of
friends."
After reflecting upon the
entire experience 6c being in
another culture I asiujo* both
men to describe the expe*ence.
Shipton said, "What you see fe
what you get. The English are
genuine people. . .genuine
friends." Smith felt that
exploring various cultures is an
important aspect to everyone's
lives. "People should
experience the opportunity of
life instead of being stagnate."
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ALBUM REVIEW:
Local rock band's success is no strange thing
by Dan Coyle
Features Writer
•**
Hot Soots: How Long
(Join' Down
Starlight
Anyone who attended the "Ask
a Stranger" album premier party
earlier this semester knows that
this local rock band is very good
live. Now let's check out their
new recording package,
"Stranger Things Have
Happened," which is primarily a
consistent, uptempo collection of
nine pop/rock tracks.
The five piece band consists of
J. Michael Powell
(lead/background vocals), Dave
Hawk (keyboards, guitars,
vocals), David H. L. Buzard
(primarily guitars), Mike Hagan
(bass guitars) and Willie Bauer
(drums, background vocals).
Describing the musicianship and
performance is a simple task.
Everything is tight and
straightforward. "Ask a
Stranger's" best quality is their
vocals. The thoughtful use of
background vocals and
placement of harmony lines from
Powell add strength to the tracks.
Examples are the album's best
song, "How Long," and the
second track, "Starlight."
However, an important
element that is not utilized
enough but is strong when
present is the use of keyboards.
On most of "Stranger Things
Have Happened," the subtle keys
need to be unleashed to provide
"the icing on the cake" for the
tracks. The keyboards are more
prominent though on "You and
I," and are a major contributor to
"How Long," which also
contains an unexpected organ
solo and effective chord changes
between minor and major keys.
"Institute Song" also surprises us
with piano.
Otherwise, the instrumentation
remains basic. The guitar, bass
and drum work get the job done
without being fancy or
MUSIC FACULTY REGIT AL
The Music Department of Clarion University is
presenting a faculty recital on Tuesday, November
19th, at 8:15 p.m. in the Hart Chapel.
Dr. Lisa Johnson will perform on flute, clarinet and
alto saxophone. She will be accompanied by pianist
Grace E. Urrico.
The program features French wind music from the
Paris Conservatory, including works by Debussy,
Poulenc, Chopin and others.
This program is sponsored in cooperation with the
French Club, who will create a French atmosphere for
the event.
The public is cordially invited and admission is free.
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Nov. 15th
Carter Aud.
6:30 p.m.
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individually outstanding. As far
as songwriting is concerned,
there exists potential hits like
"Goin' Down," which includes a
swinging rock groove and gang
vocal refrain. "How Long"
contains melody with an edge in
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the verses, and its sing-a-long
chorus makes it the most
attractive piece.
"Ask A Stranger" shows they
have what it takes to produce
good music. All they need is an
extra punch in their recording to
display their potential to the
maximum. "Stranger Things
Have Happened" could compete
with much of the musical
material available to the public. .
.and that's what it is doing.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Nov. 14
UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Dance (Wilkinson
basement) 10pm -
1am
Sun Nov. 17
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
Wed Nov. 20
* Drama Production "Our
$ Town"(Little
Theater) 8pm
* Delta Phi Epsilon "Mr CUP"
Contest (Chapel)
Fri Nov. 15
*CIA European Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6;30pm
* Dance Club-Dance
Marathon (Tippin
Gym) 11am- 11pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Mon Nov. 18
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Thur Nov. 21
* Drama Production "Our
Town"(Little
Theater) 8pm
Sat Nov. 16
* Football PSAC Playoffs
(East)
* High School Visitation
Day
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
Tues Nov. 19
* Drama Production "Our
Town"(Little
Theater) 8pm
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How do you feel
pre -registration
went this semester?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Gregg Bachner
Fri Nov. 22
* Drama Production "Our
Town"( Little
Theater) 8pm
* Swim vs. UMB 4pm
* Womens Basketball Clarion
Classic
6pm & 8pm
John Moffett
Junior, Philosophy
"The long lines were bad and
Human Sexuality was closed."
Amy Casey
Senior, Management
"Better than previous years,
due to the computers."
Eric Bowser
Junior, Geography
"It went smoothly, due to the
amount of credits I have."
Erin Young
Senior, Humanities
"It was less of a hassle because
it is my last semester."
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Mark E. Cottrell
Junior, Management/CAIS
"If you were lucky, you could
get what courses you need."
Lyn Belford
Senior, Speech Pathology
"No problems, I'm an upperclassman.
But I feel bad for underclassmen."
Michelle Cairns
Sophomore, Special Ed./Early Childhood
"I'm looking forward to the phone schedule
process, it will save me time."
Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 11-14-91
ALBUM REVIEW:
Local rock band's success is no strange thing
by Dan Coyle
Features Writer
***
Hot Soots: How Long
Goin' Down
Starlight
Anyone who attended the "Ask
a Stranger" album premier party
earlier this semester knows that
this local rock band is very good
live. Now let's check out their
new recording package,
"Stranger Things Have
Happened," which is primarily a
consistent, uptempo collection of
nine pop/rock tracks.
The five piece band consists of
J. Michael Powell
(lead/background vocals), Dave
Hawk (keyboards, guitars,
vocals), David H. L. Buzard
(primarily guitars), Mike Hagan
(bass guitars) and Willie Bauer
(drums, background vocals).
Describing the musicianship and
performance is a simple task.
Everything is tight and
Stranger's" best quality is their
vocals. The thoughtful use of
background vocals and
placement of harmony lines from
Powell add strength to the tracks.
Examples are the album's best
song, "How Long," and the
second track, "Starlight."
However, an important
element that is not utilized
enough but is strong when
present is the use of keyboards.
On most of "Stranger Things
Have Happened," the subtle keys
need to be unleashed to provide
"the icing on the cake" for the
tracks. The keyboards are more
prominent though on "You and
I," and are a major contributor to
"How Long," which also
contains an unexpected organ
solo and effective chord changes
between minor and major keys.
"Institute Song" also surprises us
with piano.
Otherwise, the instrumentation
remains basic. The guitar, bass
and drum work get the job done
without being fancy or
straightforward. "Ask a ^^^
MUSIC FACULTY RECITAL
The Music Department of Clarion University is
presenting a faculty recital on Tuesday, November
19th, at 8:15 p.m. in the Hart Chapel.
Dr. Lisa Johnson will perform on flute, clarinet and
alto saxophone. She will be accompanied by pianist
Grace E. Urrico.
The program features French wind music from the
Paris Conservatory, including works by Debussy,
Poulenc, Chopin and others.
This program is sponsored in cooperation with the
French Club, who will create a French atmosphere for
the event.
The public is cordially invited and admission is free.
m u I , r
Nov. 15th
Carter Aud.
6:30 p.m.
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Hard Thing to Fat
Call 226-7007
For an Appointmei
individually outstanding. As far
as songwriting is concerned,
there exists potential hits like
"Goin' Down," which includes a
swinging rock groove and gang
vocal refrain. "How Long"
contains melody with an edge in
the verses, and its sing-a-long
chorus makes it the most
attractive piece.
"Ask A Stranger" shows they
have what it takes to produce
good music. All they need is an
extra punch in their recording to
display their potential to the
maximum. "Stranger Things
Have Happened" could compete
with much of the musical
material available to the public. .
.and that's what it is doing.
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Nov. 14
UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Dance (Wilkinson
basement) 10pm-
1am
Sun Nov. 17
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
Fri Nov. 15
*CIA European Night
(Carter Auditorium)
6:30pm
* Dance Club-Dance
Marathon (Tippin
Gym) 11am- 11pm
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Sat Nov. 16
* Football PSAC Playoffs
(East)
* High School Visitation
Day
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
How do you feel
pre-registration
went this semester?
Mon Nov. 18
* Panhellenic Winter Clothing
Drive
Wed Nov. 20
Drama Production "Our
I, Town"(Little
Theater) 8pm
Delta Phi Epsilon "Mr CUP"
Contest (Chapel)
Thur Nov. 21
* Drama Production "Our
Town"(Little
Theater) 8pm
Tues Nov. 19
* Drama Production "Our
Town"(Little
Theater) 8pm
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Gregg Bachner
Fri Nov. 22
* Drama Production "Our
Town"( Little
Theater) 8pm
* Swim vs. UMB 4pm
* Womens Basketball Clarior
Classic
6pm & 8pm
Amy Casey
Senior, Management
"Better than previous years,
due to the computers."
John Moffett
Junior, Philosophy
"The long lines were bad and
Human Sexuality was closed."
Eric Bowser
Junior, Geography
"It went smoothly, due to the
amount of credits I have."
Erin Young
Senior, Humanities
"It was less of a hassle because
it is my last semester."
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
6
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A
Center
Mark E. Cottrell
Junior, Management/CAIS
"If you were lucky, you could
get what courses you need."
Lyn Belford
Senior, Speech Pathology
"No problems, I'm an upperclassman.
But I feel bad for underclassmen."
Michelle Cairns
Sophomore, Special Ed./Early Childhood
"I'm looking forward to the phone schedule
process, it will save me time."
■■
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I.AI
Traveling provides students
with educational benefits
by Janet Lindeman
Features Writer
Students in any field of study,
from languages and marketing to
art and architecture can benefit
from the experience of traveling.
The act of traveling is
educational and fun, whether you
travel abroad for a semester or
just go to a conference or
workshop. If you are
considering extended travel, you
may also be able to earn
independent study credits for
your global adventures by
keeping a travel journal.
A travel journal can be very
important and informative, not
only to the traveler, but also to
others. The Council on
International Educational
Exchange (CIEF) states,"Journal
writing provides the faculty with
a picture of what the student has
digested learning. . .In journal
writing, students will develop a
keener ability to observe places
and events, and to put these into
clearer personal focus." If you
are interested in traveling and
keeping a journal for credit, talk
with your faculty advisor to
determine the criteria, nature and
structure for the journal to satisfy
your curricula.
You can also become involved
in American Youth Hostels
(AYH). By joining AYH, you
become a member of the
International Youth Hostel
Federation (IYHF) with access
to more than 5,300 hostels in 59
countries, including a wide array
of educational, cultural and
environmental programs.
Hostels can help make your
travel affordable. They provide
dormitory-style lodgings with
separate quarters for males and
females, self-service kitchens,
dining areas and common rooms
for relaxing and socializing.
Most hostels average only S7 to
S10 a night. Besides providing
inexpensive accommodations,
hostels can also provide you with
the opportunity to meet travelers
of all backgrounds and
nationalities — a chance for true
cultural exchange.
American Youth Hostels is a
non-profit organization
dedicated to helping everyone,
especially young people, gain a
greater understanding of the
world and its people through a
network of hostels and
educational travel programs.
To receive a free brochure and
an AYH/IYHF membership
application, you can contact:
Pittsburgh Council
6300 Fifth Avenue
Pittsburgh, PA
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University Activities Board will present "The Nutcracker" performed by the Berkshire
Ballet Monday, November 25th at 7:30 p.m. The performance is to be held in Marwick-
Boyd Auditorium.
TICKETS FOR THE NUTCRACKER:
$7 FOR ADULTS
$5 FOR CHILDREN 12 AND UNDER
CALL 226-2459
When the World has Fallen
There are times when we feel the Earth
has
tumbled
onto
us.
It seems the harder you try to
come from underneath it,
the heavier it lies.
Soon someone will come along
and chisel away the land
and we are left lying in the remaining water.
The land which was chiseled away
can be swept up and forgotten about.
However, the tears we lie in
can only dry up
over time.
by Angel Napolitano
A REAL LUNCH
BREAK.
.
Paying too much for too little?
Pay Subway a visit. Whether you
want a sub or a salad, you'll get a fresh
meal that really fills the bill. Next time it's
lunchtime, give yourself a break. A lunch break at Subway.
GET A 6 INCH MEATBALL
FOR $1.69
8th Ave. Clarion
226-7131
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Winter cooking tips give
collegiates food for thought
The Clarion Call - 11-14-91 - Page 1/
by Amy Gerkin
Features Writer
Now that winter has hit
Clarion, students are storing their
food like forest creatures. But
students living both on and off
campus need to know how to
store and cook the food they
have.
Students who live on-campus
in the residence halls don't have
the luxury of having a nice cook-
it-your-own-way meal anytime
they want it. So they have two
choices: Chandler or the dorm's
microwave. There are times
when it gets too cold to leave
your room to go to the cafe, so
you either hot pot your oodles of
noodles or reheat your pizza
from last night.
When using a microwave oven
in a residence hall, you should
allow extra seconds for your
meal, especially after several
other people have used the oven
ahead of you. A frequently used
microwave can compete for
current and reduce the electrical
wattage of the microwave.
Foods should be covered in
any kind of microwave. Make
sure to stir and rotate during
cooking. Don't forget to let the
food stand a few minutes after
you remove it from the oven.
The food is still cooking and
might burn your tongue!
For the students who live off-
campus, foods must be stored
and cooked carefully as well.
Make sure the food is cooked
thoroughly. When shopping,
buy the perishable foods last and
get them home quickly. Be sure
to freeze any meat or poultry you
won't be eating for a while.
Always thaw frozen foods in
the refrigerator, not on the
counter. Wash your hands before
preparing the food, and use clean
dishclothes and sponges to clean
up. Wash the cutting boards
(which should be plastic-not
wooden) and utensils in hot,
soapy water. Also, don't allow
raw meat or poultry juices to
drip on other foods. Following
these tips will at least save you a
trip to the infirmary.
No matter where you live, you
always like care packages from
home. Be sure to tell mom that
the new shelf-stable microwave
entrees are the safest to send and
easy to make. Loaf cakes also
ship well when wrapped in
aluminum foil, and pre-packaged
cheese and dry meat mail well
too.
If you like to bring back those
leftovers from home, make sure
the food is properly handled and
free from spoilage. Divide the
leftover foods into small,
shallow containers and
refrigerate them before your trip.
During the trip, keep the foods
cold by packing a cooler of ice
or a freeze-pack insert. Keep the
cooler in the passenger area if
possible, because it is much
cooler than the trunk.
Refrigerate food once you reach
school.
For any other questions you
have about food safety, call
USDA's Meat and Poultry
Hotline at 1-800-535-4555. The
hotline is open weekdays from
10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
Delta Phi Epsilon to hold
annual Mr. C.U.P. contest
byDebraJ. Weinheimer
Features Writer
"There he is, Mr. C.U.P.!" Ch-
at least "there he will be." Yes,
it's time to crown a new Mr.
CUP. On November 20th at 7
p.m. in Hart Chapel, Delta Phi
Epsilon will hold its 3rd annual
Mr. C.U.P. contest.
"It's kind of a beauty contest
for guys," explains Carrie Bean,
this year's organizer of the event.
The men are judged in four
categories: poise and
appearance, suit and tie, an
interview and a boxer
competition. The main
emphasis, says Bean, is placed
on whether the individual would
be a good representative of
Clarion University.
Any organization can sponsor
a contestant, although the
application deadline for this year
has passed. Organizations
sponsoring a contestant in this
year's contest include: KDR, the
Psychology Club, Delta Zeta,
Interhall Council, Sigma Phi
Epsilon, Alpha Sigma Alpha,
Delta Chi, Sig Tau Gamma, Zeta
Tau Alpha and Theta Phi Alpha.
The winner gets a cash prize and
campus recognition.
The evening will also include
entertainment provided by Dave
Riley, Rich Otterman, Deanna
Dale, Delta Phi Epsilon's Lip
Sync'ers, the C.U.P.
Cheerleaders and the dance
team.
Admission is $2 and the
money raised will go to Cystic
Fibrosis, Anorexia Nervosa and
Associated Disorders and the
Delta Phi Epsilon Scholarship
Foundation.
DON'T MISS TV-S'S HOT TRAX
NEXT WEEK
Featuring Music Giveaways,
Your Favorite Artists
and Much More
8 p.m.
Channel 5
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Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Hypnotist/comedian Tom Deluca was the center of
entertainment November 12th at 8 p.m. in the Chapel.
BOOK BUYBACK
♦Paying highest prices*
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BOOKSMITH TRADING
624 Main St.
Clarion, PA
(Next to th Post Office)
Nov. 25 thru Dec. 14
Mon. thru Fri. - 9 a.m. to 7 p.m.
Saturday - 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Booksmith Trading
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By GARY LARSON
PEACE CORPS WORLD WISE PuZzLe
For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
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world. By solving this puzzle, yoi will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
One of the first Spanish colonies and
largest nations of the Caribbean, the
capital of this country is the oldest
European settlement in the Western
Hemisphere.
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2.
Haiti occupies the western one third of
this island.
The chain of islands east of Cuba and due
north of South America is known
collectively as this.
3. A famous 15th century Italian explorer,
credited with discovering much of the
Americas.
A popular Latin American ballroom dance
marked by a delayed transfer of weight and
pronounced hip movement.
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14 Chin, nurse
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16 Oyster find
17 Agra dress
18 Esau's land
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23 Meadow
24 Battery part
25 Prick
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29 Double dagger
33 Game on
horseback
36 Chair
39 Rogue
40 Eagerly
excited
41 Tidal bore
43 Hindu land
grant
44 Ignited anew
46 Control
47 Fire deity
48 Motive
50 Ellipse
52 Regale
55 Lyric poem
58 Mercatorial
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64 Fr. school
66 It. resort
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ARIES - March 21/ApriI 20
Your ingenuity will help you to deal
with the unusual — nothing is too
much of a challenge. You are able to
concentrate on your own interests
rather than those of other people.
You'll probably get some bright
ideas on how to add happiness to
your romantic life.
TAURUS- April 21/May 21
Be prepared to spend more time with
your family this weekend or you
may encounter awkward situations
because someone feels left out.
Romance is steadier and hobbies
could be turned into money-making
possibilities. A spectacular career
leap is possible.
GEMINI - May 22/June 21
There are some interesting aspects at
work throughout the next few days.
A chain of events could alter your
life at home or at work. Stop worry-
ing! The next few weeks are going
to be a busy time for you, so try to
relax as much as possible this week.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
The planetary line-up makes for
peaceful conditions in working sur-
roundings. This week is particularly
suitable for getting much done at
home in record time. A good week
for doing special household shop-
ping because bargains are available.
LEO-July23/Aug23
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mistic. Something which happens on
the 22nd could coincide with a
"lucky break" for you. Travel, or
involvement with people from other
countries or, becomes rewarding.
VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22
Try not to take your irritation or rest-
lessness out on other people this
weekend. You seem to be daydream-
ing about romance, but don't mix
friends and finances or you could
make yourself unpopular. Keep
enthusiasm and ambitions within
rem, or you will out-do yourself.
LIBRA - Sept 23/Oct 23
You may have been rather unsure
about money matters recently. But
something which happens now will
take away doubts. You have a chance
to do something artistic. But be care-
ful: You tend to be accident prone on
the 20th or 22nd when plans go awry.
SCORPIO- Oct 24/Nov 22
The main emphasis this week is on
your home environment. There
should be a peaceful atmosphere and
news about a loan or mortgage,
adding to your happiness and
encouraging you. Don'i get too
excited — there could be a minor
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SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21
Try to avoid wasting time and effort
on trivialities. Postpone money
deals; there are indications that
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CAPRICORN- Dec 22/Jan 20
Pleasure may be marred over the
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getting poor value for your money or
be disgrunded because of self-denial
due to financial considerations.
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fostered on the 20th and the 21st of
this month.
AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18
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utilized in a number of different
ways. If you are in business, look for
additional income from unusual
sources. What appear to be risky
propositions might be worth a
chance. Others should look for
improved emotional affairs.
PISCES - Feb 19/March 20
You see someone that you have
known for quite a long time and
there are indications that you could
do each other a lot of good business-
wise. Friends make you forget wor-
ries and you are in a jubilant mood
throughout most of the week!
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months
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reciprocated in the coming months;
friends or family will be there
when you need them. And let go of
that grudge you have been carry-
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of a toll on you than on the person
to whom it's directed. A Capricorn
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Page 26 - The Clarion Call - 1J-04#1
White presents informative, inspiring
message on son's battle against AIDS
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
and Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
"Would you want to lose
everything you've ever lived for
to fight a disease you know
you're going to die from?"
Jeanne White asked this
question at a presentation on
November 6th in Hart Chapel
where she addressed the AIDS
issue in general, and gave a
personal account of how her son,
Ryan White, battled the disease
himself for five years, finally
dying April 8, 1990.
Ryan White, a hemophiliac
since birth, contracted AIDS
through a contaminated injection
of Factor-8, a treatment
hemophiliacs use to help control
the disease.
Before Ryan was diagnosed
with AIDS, White was not
educated about the disease.
Upon Ryan's diagnosis however,
she became an active participant
in AIDS education. Said White,
"We have to educate young
people today so they won't have
AIDS tomorrow." However she
stressed, "I'm just a mom,"
explaining the AIDS situation as
she "sees it affecting families."
The White family faced much
prejudice concerning the disease
almost everywhere they turned.
Ryan desperately wanted to
Alpha Sigma Alpha
holds rich history
by Lisa Brandon
Contributing Writer
Many events were making
their mark on the world during
the year 1901. William
McKinley was assassinated and
Theodore Roosevelt became the
president of the United States.
U.S. Steel was well on its way as
a corporation and a selected few
had access to the use of a newer
invention called the automobile.
Something else was also put into
the history books at that
time — the history books of the
Greek system that is. The year
1901 marked the birth of Alpha
Sigma Alpha.
Alpha Sigma Alpha was the
first sorority to be founded in the
20th century. Five women
enrolled at Longwood College in
Farmville, Virginia decided to
form Alpha Sigma Alpha on
November 15, 1901 because they
wanted to develop a close
sisterhood while maintaining
their personal interests and
backgrounds. This tradition of
individualism within the
association is still the true
meaning of the Alpha Sigma
Alpha sorority.
The sisters of Alpha Sigma
Alpha help those people in
society who are less fortunate
than the sisters. The women of
the collegiate chapters donate
their time and effort to those in
need. They work especially
close with those individuals who
suffer from mental deficiencies
by volunteering for the Special
Olympics Program and for the
St. June Smith Center.
In the past forty years, Alpha
Sigma Alpha has expanded to
more than 40,000 members with
more than 150 alumnae and
collegiate chapters on the active
roll. The sisters of the Gamma
Omicron Chapter here on
Clarion's campus will be
celebrating their 25th
anniversary of existence during
the 1992 spring semester.
"jungle Fever"
November 14th and 17
Hart Chape!
8 p.m.
Free to students
No food or drink please
attend school and live a normal
life. Yet the school board,
teachers and principal voted to
keep Ryan out of school.
Although he eventually won the
right to attend school the
prejudice remained. People were
afraid of the disease which Ryan
had. They didn't know the facts
about AIDS and they didn't take
the time to listen to what they
were. The Whites eventually
moved to another area where
Ryan was welcomed and treated
with respect.
Two big influences in Ryan's
life were the friends he made in
Elton John and Michael Jackson.
John spent time with the whole
family, and even went so far as
to lend White $15,000 so she
could buy a new home and move
away from the prejudiced area
where the Whites had been
residing. Elton used the money
Jeanne paid him back with to set
up a college fund for Andrea,
Ryan's sister.
Michael Jackson also spent
much time with Ryan. Said
Jeanne, "Michael Jackson and
Ryan used to talk on the phone
all the time, sometimes at 2 in
the morning." Jackson will
dedicate a song to Ryan on his
next album. "Gone Too Soon" is
the name of the song, with Ryan
also being featured in the video.
"Ryan was definitely in charge
of his life and he knew what he
was doing," said White. Ryan
proved this by attending school,
making a made-for-tv movie
about his life and writing a book
called "The Ryan White Story."
He also talked to people
everywhere to educate them of
the disease. White explained
how Ryan took on the
responsibility "to fight the
disease and not the people who
have it."
Ryan White proved that he was
a fighter just as his mother,
Jeanne White, has proved she is
not "just a mom." As White
said, the entire family "lived
AIDS for five years." Through
all the turmoil, they kept the love
between them alive, proving
their inner-strengths
A meeting for the 1991-92 issue of DARE-Clarion University students'
literary journal will be held on Wednesday, November 20th at 4:30 p.m.
in the conference room on the second floor of Carlson. Any student
who wants to be a member of the editorial staff should attend.
Submission guidelines will be available on November 20th in the
English Department office on the second floor of Carlson. Artworks,
photographs, poetry, prose and essays will be accepted. For more
information, contact Dr. Wilson in the English Department office.
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The Clarion Call - 1J-14-91 - JPage U
Golden Eagles bow out to the
Rock in 1991 season finale
by Jon Q. Sitler
Sports Writer
With the Christmas season just
around the corner, the Clarion
University Golden Eagles were
asking Santa for an early
Christmas present. However,
they must have forgot to leave
out the cookies and milk for old
St. Nick for all he left them was
a big chunk of coal in the form
of a nationally ranked Slippery
Rock University defense (or
maybe he was more concerned
with the upcoming Miami vs.
Florida State contest this
Saturday). Clarion was banking
made even Santa's elves proud.
Clarion was outlasted by "the
Rock", 43-36, giving a large
Senior Day crowd a treat on a
cold, windy and otherwise
uneventful Saturday afternoon.
Turnovers were the name of
the game and this was proven
early. They infested the first
three minutes of the game. Both
teams began with two apiece.
With 12:43 to go in the first
quarter, a Slippery Rock fumble
again gave the Golden Eagles
possession. This time we would
capitalize. At the Clarion 11
yard line, quarterback Tim
Christopher Homer/Clarion Call
Tight end Tim Brown grabs the Golden Eagles' final
touchdown reception of the 1991 season.
that their #2 ranked PSAC-West
offense would be enough to
overtake the aggressive, hard
hitting defenders of "the Rock."
Or maybe they were expecting
the Slippery Rock "O" to deliver
their presents in the form of
turnovers. Both squads must
have been feeling a bit generous
as they exchanged turnovers all
day long. The result was a
sloppy yet fast paced and
exciting contest that would have
Myers hit Art Walker for a 17
yard completion. Fullback Brad
Kline proceeded to take over.
"Golden Eagle powers activate!
Brad Kline in the form of a mack
truck." Kline took on the whole
defense gaining 71 yards on two
carries. Tailback Damien Henry
collected the accolades of
Kline's hard work pouncing in
from 1 yard out. Clarion led 7-0.
With 4:39 to go in the 1st, "the
Rock" struck back. After
turning the ball over on each of
their first three possessions,
Slippery Rock moved the ball
into the endzone. Seven runs for
54 yards ( mostly by Roosevelt
Carson) tied the score at seven
apiece. Remember, the Golden
Eagles had only allowed 46
rushing yards their previous two
contests. Go figure? "The
Rock" topped that number in one
drive and with the aid of Carson
and others would add to that
total.
The second quarter began as
shaky as the first for the blue and
gold. After the Golden Eagles
had moved 60 yards down to the
Slippery Rock 21 yard line, Paul
Cramer's 38 yarder was blocked
by the Rock's Sean Madura and
SRU recovered near their 25
yard line. The attempt hit a
charging Madura square in the
chest and was not only a valiant
effort but probably a painful one.
The Rock failed to move the ball
and usually sensational Marlon
Worthy was called on to return
the punt. Failing to get out of
the way, the football took a bad
bounce and hit Worthy in the
face mask. The Rock's Matt
Humphrey recovered the ball at
Clarion's 27. Two plays later,
quarterback John Linhart
completed a 23 yard touchdown
pass to Matt Merhaut and
Clarion fell behind 13-7.
Worthy quickly atoned for
his mistake on the ensuing
kickoff as he returned the ball 58
yards to the SR 36 yard line.
Worthy definitely doesn't have
to ask Santa Claus for any speed
or quickness this year ( He had a
fine season). The "O" thanked
Worthy by again taking the lead
on a Damien Henry touchdown
run. CUP was now up 14-13.
With around six minutes left in
the half, the nutty quarter got a
little nuttier! Clarion had the
ball, third down and 12 to go. A
Myers' pass was intercepted by
the Rock's Bob Culp, making
this "turnover thing" a little bit
old, and giving Slippery Rock
possession. A 14 yard Duane
Hitchcock run was bettered by a
38 yard Jason Jarrett run and the
see-saw now swayed back
towards the Rock, 20-14.
The "pay machine" (aka
scoreboard, for those of you who
haven't been paying attention.)
was heating up as it only took
the Golden Eagles a little bit
over a minute to answer. A 38
yard touchdown pass from
Myers to Tim Smith keyed
CUP's touchdown drive ( 48
yards). Clarion now led by one,
21-20.
But wait a minute, with 3: 15 to
go in the half, there is time for
one more drive! And Slippery
Rock obliged. Driving 74 yards,
they took the lead again 26-21.
Both team's offenses were
driving downfield in the first half
as if they were being led by eight
tiny reindeer (close to 500 yards
of total offense by the two
combined). Carrying the bulk
were Clarion's Brad Kline with
75 yards rushing and the Rock's
Carson who amassed 79 on the
ground. SRU collected 181 first
half yards on the ground. What
a difference a year makes!
Clarion held Cal to nine first half
rushing yards last week.
The defense did wake up in the
third quarter. On the Rock's first
possession of the second half,
they would test the Eagle "D" by
going for it on fourth and one.
They failed as CUP took over on
downs, 36 yards from another
lead. Two rushes apiece by
Henry and Kline set up a
tremendous one-handed catch for
nine yards by tight end Tim
Brown. That catch earned a first
down keeping the drive alive.
Fullback Jay Tonini pounded his
way in the endzone from five
(Cont. on pg. 22)
Christopher Horner/Clarion Cad
Marlon Worthy returns a kickoff 58 yards, giving the
Golden Eagles good field position.
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yards out for a 27-26 advantage.
Myers hit Walker for a 2 point
conversion and a sudden 29-26
advantage.
The Grinch who stole
Christmas was attending the
contest and was probably
responsible for Clarion's
following misfortunes. Myers
was temporarily knocked out of
the game and a "cold" Tim Barto
was abruptly in relief. With
about two minutes to play in the
third, a Barto pass was picked
off by the Rock's Tony
Robinson. He took it 43 yards
for a 33-29 Rock lead.
Less than a minute later, Barto
was picked off again. This led to
the Rock's second score in two
minutes, a Carson one yard
touchdown run. Clarion fell
behind 40-29. SRU added more
fourth quarter points with a Pete
Banaszak 28 yard field goal with
seven minutes to go. Clarion
was down by two scores, 43-29.
Tim Myers was the author of
Clarion's last scoring drive of the
season throwing for 50 yards in
the drive. Tim Brown caught
three passes on the drive,
finishing off with a 17 yard
touchdown reception. Clarion's
bid for a winning record fell one
score shy ending the game at 43-
36 ( and season at 5-5).
The Golden Eagles highly
potent offense amassed 380 total
yards. Quarterback Tim Myers
passed for 245 yards with 17
receptions. For the season,
Myers completed 141 out of 280
passes for 2,149 total yards,
ranking second behind Doug
Emminger's 2,242 in 1987 as the
most in a single season by a
Golden Eagle quarterback. The
Rock's John Linhart passed for
158 in the winning cause.
Powerful fullback Brad Kline led
Clarion with 106 rushing yards
on 11 carries. That pushed his
career total to 1,147. Tailback
Damien Henry led all CUP
rushers for the season with 743
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Eric Accord (95) lays a tenacious hit on Slippery Rock's QB
John Linhart in Saturday afternoon's contest.
(Cont. from pg.21)
yards on 205 carries. He also
had eight touchdowns. The
Rock's Roosevelt Carson led
Slippery Rock with 93 yards on
21 carries. Both Timmy Smith
and Tim Brown caught six
passes on the day. Smith led all
Clarion receivers with 700 yards.
Art Walker was close behind
with 673. Tight end Tim Brown
caught 38 passes for 496 yards.
Marlon Worthy was the key
return man on the season,
amassing over 500 yards on punt
and kickoff returns, taking a punt
back 78 yards for his lone
touchdown.
Tenacious, Damon Mazoff, led
the CUP "D" in tackles against
the Rock with a tremendous 22
and for the season, totaling 141.
Frank Andrews had 120 tackles
for the year, four sacks and
caused three fumbles. Chris
Haycock led with eight sacks,
followed by Jason Reinhart with
six and Carlos Warner with five
on the season.
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Fullback Jay Tonini bullies his way into the endzone from
five yards out, scoring his second touchdown of the year.
a reward is being offered for the
safe return of a charcoal london
fog winter jacket which was lost
Wednesday evening at the Fifth
Avenue Bar and Grill. . .
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@226-2380 if the coat is in your
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Men ' s hoop team ice Norweigian
Club team in exhibition, 122-59
by Rich Otterman
Contributing Writer*
Prior to Sunday's pummeling
of Ammerud-Norway, a
Norweigian Club Team, Clarion
Head Basketball Coach, Ron
Righter noted, "We're getting
ancy, it's going to be a nice
change to play against someone
other than ourselves." And if the
1991-92 version can handle the
remainder of their schedule as
easily as they did in Sunday's
122-59 victory, they will be
looking forward to the nice
change of playing in the PSAC
playoffs.
Senior wingman Dave Cruse
led the scoring assault, tallying
26 points on 9-15 shooting from
the floor, which was highlighted
by a 6-10 demonstration from
three-point land. Within the
contest's Opening 34 seconds,
Cruse had already hit two threes,
and provided the Golden Eagles
with a lead they wouldn't
relinquish. Last season, Cruse
led the team, averaging 23.3
points a game, and was a second
team PS AC- West selection.
Sophomore shooting guard
Kwame Morton, the 1990-91
PSAC Rookie of the Year, scored
eight first-half points, 10 total,
on 4-10 shooting. Righter is
looking for another stellar season
from Morton, who last year
wound up four points shy of the
all-time PSAC freshman scoring
record, second only to Slippery
Rock Ail-American Myron
Brown.With the top two scorers
and the starting point guard Dave
Wojciechowski all back, the
backcourt and wing play is the
least of the men's team's
worries.
The main concern of the
Golden Eagle coaching staff
entering this season is inside
play. The issue was further
complicated, as several big men
played well, albeit against entry-
level competition. Mark
McCarthy, A.J. Parker, Mike
Sullivan, Dave Uniacke and Paul
Vizza all enjoyed their Sunday
evenings.
McCarthy collected 12 points
and grabbed eight rebounds,
while newcomer A.J. Parker was
also rather effective, posting 10
points and seven boards.
Furthermore, Sullivan scored
nine, cleaned glass eight times,
Uni scored eight, pulled down
seven rebounds and Vizza scored
seven points and added eight
rebounds to the romp.
In the losing cause, Chris
Fahrbach and Eivind Jensen
scored 19 apiece, and Fahrbach
also contributed 14 rebounds for
Ammerud. By the way, for those
of you who were wondering,
neither Lars Olav Johannessen
nor Oystein Back played in the
63-point decimation.
Whatever starting combination
is employed at the post positions,
the depth of this year's team is
much improved from last season.
The other area which the Golden
Eagle braintrust is presently
addressing is their team defense,
which last season allowed an
average of 83 points a game.
Righter said, "We like to think
we can make the playoffs,
everybody should think so. But,
there's no way we can do it
giving up that many points a
game in this conference. We've
made some huge defensive
changes, and we're really
working them (on defense)."
Last season, the Golden Eagles
posted a 16-10 overall record
and a 5-7 fifth-place PSAC-West
mark. The season was
highlighted by two wins over
Slippery Rock and three
conference road victories, and it
marked the first time since 1986
that the Golden Eagles posted
any PSAC road wins.
Regardless of the fact that
Clarion severely outclassed the
Norweigian Club Team, the
Golden Eagles shot 82 percent
(23-28) from the foul line and
better than 53 percent (33-62)
from the field. More astounding
is that on their non-three point
attempts, Clarion shot 71
percent, connecting on 21 of 31
occasions.
This is Righter 's fourth year at
the healm of the men's program,
and this is very likely the year
that the Clarion Athletic
Department reaps the full benefit
of his tremendous coaching
talents.
Clarion's record is, as is any
team's which wins its first game,
1-0. The Golden Eagles have
resumed playing against each
other, and will continue to do so
until November 25 when they
host Pitt-Bradford. Clarion opens
their PSAC-West schedule
January 18 against IUP.
This is the proverbial "next
year" that you've been reading
about in this publication the past
two campaigns. The Golden
Eagles backcourt, wing players
and Head Coach - Dave
Wojciechowski, Kwame Moton,
Dave Cruse, instant-offense sixth
man Mike Archer and mentor
Ron Righter - compare
favorably to any opponent
they'll be encountering the next
three and a half months.
In his second year coaching
the Golden Eagles, Righter
noted, "This conference has to be
the best (in D-II). It plays like a
low pivision) I, and if there's a
better conference, I haven't seen
it."
Eastern Basketball somewhat
justified Righter's sentiments, as
the magazine ranked Clarion as
the seventh best eastern team
that Division II has to offer.
However, even if that ranking is
accurate, it won't be enough to
outright win the conference
because Cal is touted by the
magazine as fifth-best in the
east.
The official word from 101
Tippin is that the staff is
"cautiously optimistic." The
official word from our office is
that 1991-92 figures to be a
wildly exciting and successful
season for Clarion's Men's
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Sports Opinion
There is a little Magic in everyone
by Ted Howard
Contributing Writer
"I will have to retire from the
Lakers today."
I stared blankly at the
television as I heard the words,
deep down I wanted to cry, but I
was too stunned to do anything.
All night, I walked around in a
daze. This can't be true; Magic
Johnson retiring from
basketball? Magic Johnson was
tested positive for the HIV virus?
At 11:30 I turned the television
to ESPN. As I watched a recap
of the night's earlier events and
replays of Magic's moves on the
court from previous years, the
tears started to flow from my
eyes and down my face.
Earvin "Magic" Johnson Jr.
had been a hero of mine since I
was 10 years old. At first, I tried
to pattern my game after him.
Whether it was posting up inside
and netting one of his "baby"
hooks, pulling down a board, or
going coast to coast and dishing
a no- look pass to James Worthy
for an easy dunk that left the
defenders picking up their jocks.
Whether it be a buzzer-beating,
game winning shot from half
court or a drive down the lane
that ended with his pattened
"Charlie" type fingertip roll and
the one, I attempted to make my
game his. He could do it all. The
man was always a superstar.
As I grew into a teenager, I
tried to pattern my life after
Magic, the man. The same
leadership and unselfishness he
displayed on the court was also
evident in his accomplishments
outside the game. He devoted his
time and energy to a series of
charities. These various efforts
helped raise over $3 million in
1991 alone.
His unselfishness, honesty and
sense of responsibility showed
itself again last Thursday. At a
time when most people would be
thinking of only themselves and
why life had dealt them such a
rotten hand, Magic's biggest
worry was his concern to warn
others of the dangers of AIDS
and the HIV virus. He could
have hidden the disease, as
others have, because of their fear
of the public opinion. But that's
not Magic's style. Instead, he
made something positive out of
the situation and used it as an
opportunity to tell others not to
make the same mistakes he did.
Perhaps NBA commissioner
David Stern summed it up best
when he said, "This is a very
courageous and heroic person
and a very heroic act"
Earvin, as you prepare to face
the biggest challenge of your
life, you must know that our
hopes and prayers are with you.
You must know that you have
touched all of our lives in a
special way. And Earvin, we
love you. I realize you are facing
a disease that is, in the long run,
almost always fatal. But then
again, I believe in Magic. . . we
all do.
Swimming and diving teams open
with a win at Allegheny College
by Karen Ruud
Sports Writer
Clarion University's swimming
and diving teams opened the
1991-92 season with victories in
a dual meet against Allegheny
College, last Wednesday.
The talented men's squad
showed their dominance by
taking first in all but one event.
Rick Bull won three events,
including the 200 fly and the 200
IM. He was also a leg in the 400
medley relay. The final scores
were Clarion 142 and Allegheny
100.
The women's teams were just
as dominating, winning most of
their events. Three Clarion
women took first in their
respective events. Justine
Gibbons won the 200 freesyle
and the 200 backstroke.
Freshman Debbie Jones took
first in the 200 fly and the 50
freestyle. And Cindy Wonka the
100 freestyle. Wonka also took
part in the 400 freestyle relay.
Gibbons, Jones and Wonka were
all legs in the 400 medley relay
which also took first place. The
final scores of the women's
teams were Clarion 138 and
Allegheny 102.
Coach Bill Miller feels real
positive about this year's teams.
'The teams are way ahead of last
year's pace," said Miller. "We
were able to get in the water
earlier this year. Last year, we
weren't able to start training
until October, because of pool
construction."
The squad's next meets are
November 22 and 23. On the
22nd, Clarion will face the
University of Maryland at
Baltimore County. On the 23rd,
the teams will host IUP at Tippin
Natatorium.
Coach Miller hopes that the
student body supports the
swimming and diving teams. The
meets in November will be the
only meets that Clarion will
compete in this semester.
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Columbus Marathon. We are
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too! ! Love, The Phi Sig Sisters
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Have a great time at the bars
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Sports Opinion
Memories live forever,
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
"Jonathon was an intelligent,
aggressive football player. He
was a pleasure to work with on
the fie Id and we'll miss his
personality and the sparkle in
his eyes."
-Head Coach Gene Sobolewski
This story is long overdue and
for that, I apologize. It's just that
sometimes it's hard to write
about something so painful to
remember. There are very few
times in a young person's life
where they have to go through
the empty feeling of losing a
friend. When you're older, you
will think to yourself, "God, did
time fly by." But you and I are
young now; we don't realize
how short life really is.
Sometimes, we think that we can
live forever. But certain events
happen and suddenly, we are
brought back to reality. This is
such an event.
On May 10, 1991, a young
man from Clarion University
came home from his sophomore
year of college. Friends told me
that he had been home for about
a half an hour when the
unthinkable happened. Gunshots
rang out from a car driving by.
One of the shots struck this
young man, eventually taking his
life. No one will ever really
know whether these shots were
meant for the Clarion student,
but it doesn't matter. What
matters is that a precious gift
was taken from Jonathon
Gleaton and no one close to him
would ever be the same.
Gleaton, a sophomore wide
receiver for the Clarion Golden
Eagle football squad, was
looking forward to the 1991
gridiron season after having a
solid spring 1991 practice. He
was a talented, all-around
athlete, but a series of injuries
stopped Gleaton from having a
good 1990 campaign. But he had
an injury-free spring practice and
was battling for a starting spot at
wideout for 1991. Gleaton was
also a standout in the classroom.
As a Business Management
major, he carried a very
impressive 3.20 cumulative
QPA.
Gleaton came to Clarion from
Theodore Roosevelt High School
in Washington D.C., where he
was an outstanding student
athlete. In his senior year,
Gleaton rushed for over 1,000
yards and scored seven
touchdowns. He never missed a
day of school, receiving the
President's Physical Fitness and
the Majors' Academic
Achievement Award. Gleaton
also graduated in the top ten
percent of his class.
As I saw his number (8) pasted
on the back of each Clarion
helmet this season, I thought
about the day of Gleaton's death.
The moment I heard about the
shooting, I felt this sharp pain in
my stomach. Somehow, all the
finals that I had just took and
worried about didn't seem all
that important. I admit, I didn't
really know Gleaton. When we
crossed each other on the
sidewalks of campus, we would
say "hi" to each other. But we
never really hung out together.
Still, I felt betrayed. Someone
had taken the life of my friend, a
friend that never ceased to give
me a smile and a cheerful hello.
Later that afternoon, I sat with
Art Walker, Gleaton's fellow
teammate, and quietly talked
about the tragic news. Art didn't
say much. In fact, we both didn't
say much. We just sat there,
staring at the wall, at each other.
We were confused. How could
something like this happen?
Why did someone take their
Chris Horner and A.J. Meeker would
like to apologize for not mentioning two
seniors in last week f s issue. Craig Lucas
and Joe Mackewich, we would like to
thank you for making Clarion football
exciting to watch. We would also like to
wish you guys the best of luck in your
future endeavors.
vengeance out on Gleaton? It
just didn't make sense.
After hours of thought, I
realized that these questions
would never be answered. No
one would ever really know why.
Life had given Gleaton a rotten
deal and there was nothing
anyone could do about it. All we
could do was remember Jon for
what he was, a guy that never
lost his internal drive. He always
gave his best, on the field and in
the classroom. I will always
remember his smile and charm. I
know that as I look to the future,
the memory of Jonathon Gleaton
will remind me that life is short
and I should take the time to give
life my best.
Coach Sobolewski is right. We
will miss the sparkle in Jon's
eyes. But in our hearts, Jon will
not die. . . His memory will live
forever. . .
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Volume 73, Issue 12 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania December 5, 1991
- National-
John Sununu resigns
Washington, D.C. - (AP) - Saying the time
had come to fold, White House chief of
staff John Sununu resigned Tuesday.
At a news conference to announce his
resignation, Sununu said he had 'become a
political burden' on President Bush.
Sununu notified Bush of his decision,
effective December 15, in a five-page,
handwritten note. Speculation for a sucessor
has centered on Transportation Secretary
Samuel K. Skinner.
Students take action
against sexual assaults
by Carrie Lengauer
News Writer
- State -
Postman pleads guilty
Pittsburgh - (AP) - Ex-head of the Postal
Service's stamp-destruction committee pleaded
guilty to stealing $250,000 worth of stamps.
Philip Dorsey III, 64, also agreed to testify
against six committee members. They also have
been charged with theft of postage stamps
valued at approximately $400,000.
Dorsey could get sentenced to 10 years in
prison. He is set to be sentenced at a hearing
on February 7 in Pittsburgh.
A new student organization at Clarion,
Students Together Against Rape (STAR),
formerly Students For Safety, held its first
organizational meeting on Tuesday,
November 19. Students and faculty joined
together in Founders Hall to confront the
issues of sexual harassment and rape on the
Clarion campus.
Students, Loretta Janke and Renee Mock,
opened the meeting with a call to action for
everyone to be aware that there is a rape and
sexual harassment problem at Clarion and
urged them that something needs to be done
about it
cited statistics in her presentation at the
meeting. She said that one rape occurs every
seven minutes, which adds up to three and a
half million rapes a year. She also quoted
from a survey taken at Kent State University
which said that of the 7,000 students
surveyed, 12.5 percent of the women admitted
to having been raped and that eight percent of
the men admitted to committing a rape.
Bringing the rape threat closer to home, Dr.
Ashcraft used examples from a survey that
she and some of her colleagues have been
conducting at Clarion since 1973. The survey
concluded that between 20 and 31 percent of
the women on campus were raped every year.
Of these, 54.6 percent to 93.8 percent knew
their rapist.
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Today - Flurries & cold. High 30
Friday - Colder temps. High 20-25
Saturday- Sunny and more mild
temps. Highs ranging from 30-35.
Sunday - Chance of rain. High 45.
Monday - Rain and snow mixed
with freezing temps late. High 25.
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STAR held its second meeting on December 3. Their next meeting is schedule
for Wednesday, January 22, 1992 in 216 Founders Hall at 4 p.m.
STAR'S advisor Ms. Deborah King told the
assembly that there have been reports of
date and gang rapes happening on campus.
She outlined the organization's objectives,
which include: training students to be peer
counselors for victims, making students
aware of the problem through advertising,
and creating videotapes and role-playing to
educate students about rape.
King also said that STAR is Clarion's first
attempt to see what affect students can have
in dealing with this issue. She said that there
is much support for students from the
Clarion faculty and staff.
One such faculty member is Dr. Donna
Ashcraft of the psychology department. She
By using these examples, Dr. Ashcraft
emphasized that "date rape is much more
likely than stranger rape." She said that this
is due to three main things: alcohol, mixed
signals and confusing sex roles.
Barbara Adams from the Clarion and
Jefferson Counties Rape Crisis Center also
spoke at the meeting. She said that rape is
the most unreported crime and thus, the
statistics are misleading. She also said that
14 C.U.P. women have reported rapes to the
Rape Crisis Center this term alone and that
there may be as many as 100 that went
unreported. "It takes a whole lot of strength
and courage to seek counseling."
(Cont. on Pg. 8)
Borough
police arrest
CUP student
Borough Police have charged
Thomas C. Sheetz with
disorderly conduct and
harassment (summary offense) in
connection with an incident
reported on November 11, 1991.
Police allege that Sheetz, an 18
year old CUP student residing on
campus and a resident of 15
Westchester street, Lock Haven,
Pennsylvania, manufactured a
fraudulent wanted poster for a
rape suspect which he posted In
several areas on CUP campus.
Sheetz reportedly did this as a
"joke" because the poster
resembled someone he knew. As
a result, CUP students and
officials were led to believe that
sexual assaults had taken place
on campus.
Borough police wish to
jfasstire CUP campus residents
pit no sexual assaults of this
type are currently under
investigation. Borough Police
i|$0 wish to advise the public
that rape is not an appropriate
subject for ^kes" and that the
public anxiety created by such
incidents isn't tunny.
3m a separate incident, borough
police are investigating a report
of an indecent exposure that
occurred on Tuesday, November
19,1991 at 12:52 P.M on Wood
Street near Farmer's Bank. A 21
year old female reported that a
white male, 30's, black hair and
wearing a black overcoat
exposed himself to her while she
was walking on Wood Street.
Police have no suspects and are
requesting that anyone with
information please contact
Clarion Borough Police.
Borough police are also
investigating a theft of a Ford
Bronco automobile from Clarion
Ford, East Main Street, Clarion,
Pennsylvania. Ford workers
reported that the vehicle was
driven away after the keys were
apparently stolen from inside the
business during working hours.
The vehicle was last seen on
November 15, 1991 and was
discovered missing on November
16,1991.
• Information provided by
Clarion borough police
department
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The Poinsettia:
Myth, Legend
and History
According to history, many of
Mexico's gifts to the world have
been very exotic and traditional
in nature like the tomato,
chocolate, chicle, a variety of hot
peppers and tropical fruits but not
least, the "guajolote" (turkey)
which were taken by Cortes to
the Court of Charles V after the
conquest of Mexico in 1521. The
turkey and the chocolate,
Montezuma's favorite dishes,
were served to the
Conquistadores upon their arrival
at Tenochtitlan, the capital of the
Aztecs at that time.
But one of the most colorful
and unique of these gifts is the
poinsettia cultivated by the
Aztecs for centuries before
Christianity came to the Western
Hemisphere. Prized by the
emperors Netzhalcoyotl and
Montezuma, the flower was
given the name of Cuetlaxochitl.
In Nahuatl, the language of the
Aztecs, the word is derived from
"cuetlahul" which means to
wither and "xochitl," meaning
flower. Though the climate of
the Aztec's mountain capital was
too cold and dry for this flower,
the plants grew in the foothills of
the lower mountains and on the
moist coastal plains of Mexico.
Due to its color, the Aztecs
regarded the flower as a symbol
of purity.
Juan Blame visited Southern
Mexico and described the
poinsettia in his writings. "The
plants had large green leaves and
small flowers surrounded by
fracts," which, in reality, are the
showy stars of crimson that
crown the stalks of the poinsettia
during the blooming season. The
inconspicuous green and yellow
structures are the true flowers. In
the rain forest, "he found rangy
specimens of the plant as tall as
Rafael Diaz y Diaz
10 feet speckling the dense green
foliage with brilliant tongues of
flame."
I can attest for the veracity of
Balme's description because
during my travels throughout
Mexico, Central America and
Puerto Rial, I have seen these
10-foot tall plants bursting into
bloom with brilliant colors in
December, and even in January.
Fray Bernardino de Sahagun,
the greatest historian after the
conquest of Mexico, speaking of
the superstitions of the natives,
wrote there was a tree with red
leaves which young girls were
forbidden to smell, to sit over
and even walk over them
because they may bleed and
become sick.
Legends, too, were invented to
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
This is it. My final editorial of
the semester, and for the 1991
year. As I wrap up my third
semester in charge at the Call, a
few interesting thoughts have
popped into my head that I
thought should be shared with
you.
* I recently read in USA Today
that the United Nations has
ordered Iraq to pay $5000 to
each Kuwaiti woman who was
raped by Iraqi soldiers during
their occupation of that country.
The United Nations also has
told Iraq to pay citizens for each
of the atrocities committed
against them. Any Kuwaiti
citizens who lost a limb or any
other bodily organ is to receive
$2500 and if they witnessed a
murder or rape they were to
receive $500.
What a joke this is. After
getting past the obvious fact that
Iraq will never pay any of these
fines, you can look at it from a
different perspective.
Such as; does this mean that I
can go to Kuwait and give a
person $5000 and then be
allowed to rape them. Or perhaps
pay a family $2500 and that
gives me the right to murder a
family member.
Instead of levying silly
monetary fines against Iraq, the
United Nations should try to find
counselors or other people
willing to go to Kuwait and talk
these people through the events
of the past 16 months.
* Being here at Clarion for
four years, has given me the
opportunity to observe a very
common trait of Clarion
University.
Students are constantly
complaining about happenings in
general, but never taking a look
at the good things happening on
campus and some of the other
work being done.
The reason I mention this is
that if you would please take
notice of this week's page five,
you know that we elected a new
student senate president and
vice-president.
Whjle this is a huge event in
itself, a huge event that may be
missed is that this year's
president and vice-president will
be leaving office, and that all the
work that they and the rest of
this year's senate accomplished
may be forgotten.
Monica Douglas and Johnny
Owens along with the rest of the
senate accomplished a lot in a
year, and I personally enjoyed
working with them. To wrap up
this year's final column, I would
like to thank this
(Cont. on pg. 4)
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Dear Editor:
I've noticed on several
occasions articles related to
minorities are put under the
heading, "Minority Issues."
Since we as a campus are trying
to move towards
multiculturalism, this heading is
quite a disappointment. Yes, I
agree that these are problems
and/or issues that we as
minorities face on this campus.
However, it is also a university
problem. Not only will the
minority students be affected,
but the majority as well. For
example, when we complain that
there are not enough African-
American related courses, it's
not only for our benefit but
others as well. Because you see
by not having courses of this
nature offered, the "majority"
students are being deprived of a
rich culture, which seems to go
unnoticed when the media is
constantly portraying the
minority as a drug dealer, a
convict or a welfare recipient.
Many students on this campus
have never come in contact with
someone labeled "different." So
this is one opportunity where
they should get to taste another
culture. What some people fail
to realize is yes, we may look
different on the outside, but if
you strip everyone of their color,
everyone's skeleton is the same.
By giving our articles that
heading there is a tendency to
think, "Oh, this doesn't involve
me because I'm not a minority."
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paper with a heading of
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printed, unless, of course, the
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Well listen here my fellow
classmates, experts say by the
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population will be minorities or
persons of color. So you can
either choose to ignore it now, or
deal with it. It would be to
everyone's advantage to get a
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eventually be forced to deal with
it whether you choose to or not
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on C.U.P. campus. I think it's
particularly important that
people like Charmaine Lydon
share their stories: we need to be
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I've known Dr. VanMeter many
years, and I can't imagine
anyone perceiving her retirement
as stemming from a lack of
effort. Worse, I think that kind
of attitude — that individuals
with disabilities can succeed by
sheer will-power — is utterly
ridiculous.
We so like heros with spunk.
We love the stories of legless
men on cross-continental
missions; we rave about
paralyzed artists and blind
musicians; we applaud seriously
mangled veterans making it up
the corporate ladder. Those rare
individuals make it easy for us to
believe that all it takes is guts
and persistence, and nothing is
impossible.
Not true. We also need doors
that can be opened by people in
wheelchairs or with limited arm
strength; we need ramps beside
every set of stairs; we need
sidewalks which are smooth
enough to accommodate those
with crutches, walkers and poor
vision.
It's not up to people with
disabilities to find ways around
the obstacles. It's up to the
university and all of its members
to take an active role in reducing
all barriers. It's the law; but it's
also the right thing to do. If
nothing else, a more
conscientious effort to have a
barrier-free facility will keep us
from losing fine students and
outstanding teachers who simply
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Hide Park. . .
(Cont. from pg. 2)
explain the origin of the flower.
An old Mexican legend tells of a
little boy who wanted more than
anything to visit the manger in
his village church. He was very
poor and had no gift to take to
the Christ Child, and he felt sad.
Along the way, he noticed a bush
growing beside the dusty road
and thought he could, at least,
take a few of its green branches
to present to the Newborn Baby.
Miraculously, as soon as he had
cut them, the branches sprouted
scarlet, star-shaped flowers; the
boy had a lovely gift for the
Infant Jesus. He ran to the
church and laid the flowers at the
foot of the crib, and the Virgin
Mother raised her hand in a
gesture of love. The golden stars
on her robe began to twinkle,
and outside, in the dark, a bright
star appeared in the East and
shown down in splendor over the
little Mexican village. The
flower was called Flor de la
Noche Buena or the Flower of
the Holy Night.
Another story about the origin
of the poinsettia is a more
melancholy one. A young girl,
separated from her lover, died of
a broken heart on Christmas Eve.
The drops of blood fell to the
earth and were transformed into
the huge red flowers, the
poinsettia. »
Whatever you wish to believe,
the poinsettia has been around a
long time. During colonial times
in Mexico, people noticed that
the poinsettia bloomed only in
December and often in January,
and so they associated it with the
birth of Christ and used it to
decorate their Christmas Nativity
scenes. A community of
Franciscan friars settled near
Taxco in the 17th century.
Attracted to the bright red
blossoms that ornamented
poinsettias in late fall and early
winter, the priests began to
gather fresh blooms from the
showy plants. They were carried
in the Fiesta of Santo Pesebre, a
nativity procession, and used to
decorate altars and sanctuaries.
The Mexicans have bestowed
many names on the plant - Flor
de Pascua (Christmas Flower)
Flor de de la Nochebuena
(Flower of the Holy Night or
Christmas Eve) and Flor de
Fuego (Fire Flower).
Although the poinsettia's great
popularity is a fairly recent
phenomenon, the brilliant and
exotic red flower has a long and
interesting history. How and
when the plant seeds or cuttings
were first brought to the United
States is not definitely known,
though Joel Poinsett (first
American Ambassador to the
Republic of Mexico), is
customarily given credit for the
importation and, according to the
scholars, there is no reason to
doubt the tradition. Perhaps they
were brought some time in the
1820s by the world-traveler and
amateur botanist who came from
a distinguished South Carolina
family. He maintained gardens
which he collected exotic plants
from around the world. It is
possible that the Mexican flower
was one of the many botanical
specimens collected by the
diplomat on earlier trips to
Mexico. The showy Mexican
flower quickly caught on and
within a few years specimens of
the plant had been distributed to
nurseries in some states. The
flower thrives in Charleston and
its environs which suggest that
its successful cultivation by
Poinsett may have been the
result of extraordinary good
fortune. A nursery man in
Philadelphia named the flower
Euphorbia Poinsettiana, in honor
of the South Carolina diplomat.
After specimens arrived in the
British Isles, a botany professor
named it Poinsettia Pulcherrima
(very beautiful flower). At about
the -same time, a German
taxonomist gave it the botanical
name it bears today- Euphorbia
Pulcherrima. However the plant
seemed always to have been
known in English-speaking
countries as the poinsettia:
Although Jo;l Poinsett is little
known today except for his
connection with this flower, he
shall always be remembered for
his fascination for the Mexican
flower unequaled throughout the
world. The poinsettia did not
become our Christmas flower
until the late 40s, but since then,
millions of potted poinsettias are
sold every year immeasurably
enhancing to the beauty and
cheer of Christmas festivities in
all parts of the nation. Feliz
Navidad, Amigos!
- Professor Rafael Diaz y Diaz
teaches Spanish in the Modern
Languages & Cultures
Afterthoughts. . .
(Cont. from pg. 2)
year's staff and this year's
executive board. We've
accomplished a great deal this
semester^and I thank you for
your patience and cooperation
with me.
Unfortunately, I must also say
good-bye to four graduating
memberjof this year's executive
board.
"Scott, I know I may have
been a little tough on you at
times, but I think it helped you.
Good luck, and try not to
dominate conversations as much
Li the future. I enjoyed working
with you ."
"Ron, our little paperboy. . .
you were a true classic in the
office, and believe it or not you
will be missed by all of us,
especially me. Thanks for the
year and a half of work. And for
keeping the office loose with
your wit."
"Alisa, your attitude and your
abilities to bring in advertising
will be remembered for a long
time to come. I enjoyed our long
talks about life and the world.
Thank you."
"Mr. Horner, what can I say, all
your photos have been
unbelievable. There's no real
need to say it. . .you of course
know your God given talent will
be missed. So will your all night
antics as well your constant
complaints and insults. I'm truly
glad that we were able to
become "friends" in your three
semesters under me. I'll always
remember you for taking me to
the Red Garter Lounge of fine
dining in Denver. Your talents
speak for themselves. Hopefully,
I'll get the chance to work with
you again sometime in the
professional world.
Until next semester, I bid all of
you a fond and prosperous
farewell.
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Hoover Mil Berry elected jo. executive frwrfl
1992 Student Senate elect Brian Hoover
president and Ron Berry vice-president
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
The final meeting of the 1991
student senate also marked the
beginning to the 1992 student
senate. The newly deleted
senate took their oaths of office.
Sophomore Brian Hoover was
elected president of the 1992
student senate.
Hoover will begin serving his
second year on senate in January
1992.
He served as the chair of the
Dining and Residence halls
concerns committee and was a
member of the bookstore
committee.
Ron Berry was elected as
student senate vice-president.
Berry was the chair of the
senate elections committee and
also currently serves on the
senate subcommittee concerning
parking.
He is also a member of the
Sigma Chi fraternity as well as
being involved in the prelaw and
accounting clubs.
Prior to the elections of
officers, the new senate took
their oaths of office at Monday
evening's meeting.
Before officially turning over
authority to the 1992 senate, the
'91 senate took care of some
necessary business.
The senate gave its
endorsement to a motion dealing
with the recognizing of local
fraternities and sororities as
campus organizations.
The document drafted through
the student activities office and
the student affairs office states
that beginning in the spring of
1993 fraternities and sororities
without a national sponsor will
no longer be recognized as
campus organizations.
The change in policy means
that those fraternities and
sororities will not be able to
participate in rush activities or in
the greek week festivities.
The motion now moves on to
Dr. Reinhard for final approval.
Senator Shahzad Shaikh
reported on the harassment of six
international students.
Apparently the six female, all
international students, residing at
the Forest Manor housing
residence have been subjected to
both verbal and other types of
abuse throughout the semester.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Ron Berry (left) was elected vice president of student
senate and Brian Hoover, president for 1992.
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The 1992 student senate executive board.
Dr. Curtis, vice-president of
Student Affairs is checking into
the reports and conducting an
investigation.
A motion was also passed by
the senate to allocate $630 to the
Students Against Violating the
Environment (SAVE)
organization. This money will
be used as a budget for the
recently recognized student
organization.
Final approval was also given
by senate to an extension of the
athletic contract.
The three-year extension
allocates 39 percent of the
Clarion Student Association
budget to the athletic program.
This is a decrease of 1 percent
from the budget that expires at
the end of the 1991-92 school
year.
The contract extension is
dependent upon approval of Dr.
Reinhard.
A report was also given
concerning the health of the
bookstore at Monday's meeting.
According to the report,
overall sales are down 16% from
last year's totals.
Reasons given for this loss of
sales were; the downward turn in
the economy, a decline in student
enrollment at the university since
last year and, in a small part, the
competition from the downtown
bookstore.
It was also announced that
75% of all profits from the
bookstore are currently going to
financing the new student center.
According to the report given
by Jerry Joyce of the bookstore
committee, the plan is for the
bookstore to be open for
business in the new student
center the first week of May
1992.
Students can also expect some
minor shortages in some supplies
and clothing items. This will be
due to not keeping as much
inventory in stock.
According to Joyce, the less
materials that need to be moved
from the old book center to the
new book center, the less that
will cost to make the move.
A motion was also passed by
the senate to recognize the
Amnesty International student
affiliate as a recognized student
organization on campus.
In a report given by Vice-
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
President Johnny Owens, chair
of Legislative Affairs, results of
the voter registration drive were
announced.
According to Owens, as of
Monday, 700 Clarion University
students have been registered to
vote since this year's drive
began.
This number is up from the
approximately 250 who were
registered last year.
A point was also brought up
before senate concerning the
new campus parking lot, below
Still Hall.
Apparently several students
have complained that there are
no steps leading down to the lot.
As of this time, students parked
there must walk down a dirty
and often wet and muddy hillside
to get to their automobiles.
The senate promised to look
into this problem next semester.
In one of the final acts of
business for the 1991 senate,
Karin Kearns signed a contract
for the duties of student senate
secretary for the 1992 school
year.
Ms. Kearns is a former senator.
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Professors convert abandoned railroad
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The Allegheny Valley Trails
Association (AVTA) is working
to convert abandoned railroad
right-of-ways to recreational
trails for non-motorized uses
such as biking, walking, running
and cross country skiing.
The Allegheny Valley Trails
Association was formed in 1990
with the goal of planning and
developing a network of trails
for recreational use. Associate
professor of Geography/Earth
Science here at Clarion, Dr.
David Howes, is president of the
Franklin-based association.
James Holden, assistant
professor in the Computer
Information Science department,
is the vice president.
The first step in the process of
developing networks of trails
like those envisioned by the
Allegheny Valley Trails is to
determine who owns the
property. The rights to a line
running from Kennerdell to
Franklin have been obtained and
the association is beginning to
develop a trail there.
Once the owner of the land has
been determined, Allegheny
Valley Trails must persuade the
owner to sell the property to
them. It is then up to the
association to find the money to
purchase and develop the trail.
This part of the procedure
includes applying for grants and
obtaining donations. One thing
that is slowing the association
down in receiving the grants for
the funding of this enormous
project is that they lack enough
people willing to go through the
process of forming an
application for a grant.
"One of our major stumbling
blocks right now is we don't
have enough people. We need
more people still working on it,"
said Howes, "and that's
something we definitely would
like to try to recruit."
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So far, the AVTA has been
awarded around $85,000 from
different trusts for development
of the trails.
These grants are specifically
allocated for trail preparation
and paving. The grants will be
paid over three years.
"The awarding of this grant
will allow us to at least begin the
process of preparing the trail.
Much more funding will be
needed to complete the grading
and paving," said Holden. "We
will begin with the section that
extends from the 8th Street
Bridge in Franklin to the Belmar
Bridge, approximately five miles
away."
The trail development can
begin in that area because the
PG&E/Bechtel Generating
Company, builders of the
Scrubgrass power plant near
Kennerdell, donated the 16 miles
of right-of-way running from
Franklin. That trail should be
open this summer.
Negotiation with the
Pennsylvania Public Utility
Commission will take place over
the winter to acquire the stretch
of land between the northern end
of the northern tunnel of the
bridge over the Clarion River,
underneath Interstate 80, past
Shippenville, across Clarion
County and down into Venango
County. Because they have the
jurisdiction in those places
where the railroad goes over a
public road, the Utility
Commission has the authority to
order the salvage company to
tear the tressles down.
It's an extremely expensive
proposition for the salvage
companies to have to take on.
The AVTA has to convince the
Utility Commission that it is a
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Abandoned railroad right-of-ways may once again be traveled but this time not by train.
viable organization to take these
large amounts of liability. Since
the association is low on funds to
begin with, the salvage company
will have to give them money to
take on this responsibility along
with the right of way. In the
long run, the salvage company
would still save money because
they are then spared the
demolition costs.
Other donations may be made
by land owners to avoid
extremely high liability
insurance or demolition cost of
existing bridge trestles.
An Armstrong County group is
developing a line which extends
from Upper Hillville through the
Allegheny River valley into
suburban Pittsburgh and
although there is currently a 20
mile land gap between the ends
of the two trails, it is hoped that
the Franklin-Kennerdell line
bjeing developed by the AVTA
can be extended to link with it.
"We could conceivably have a
trail system coming from the
upper Allegheny to Pittsburgh
and then on to Washington
D.C.," said Howe.
"We've far exceeded what I
thought possible already," said
Howes. "Gradually it got bigger
and bigger and was turned into a
very large project. I'm very
pleased with the progress we've
made within a year."
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by Karen Bailey
News Writer
Membership and pride are
growing as the Alpha Chi Rho
fraternity struggles to reorganize
its local Mu Phi chapter.
Todd Morley, president of the
Clarion chapter, points out that
their charter had been suspended
only until the chapter
reorganized its structure and
goals, but has since been
regained.
Nine brothers remained active
after the charter was suspended.
The fraternity gained seven new
members during this fall's rush,
nearly doubling the chapter's
size.
When the reorganization began
last April, a national
representative for the fraternity
met with each of the members to
decide who should remain active
and who should be placed on
alumni status under the new
structure of the chapter. The
views of the latter conflicted with
those of the newer members,
causing a split in the fraternity.
A new liability insurance
policy created stricter rules on
alcohol possession inside the
fraternity house. This led to a
break in the fraternal spirit, and
national participation waned.
Members lost interest in living in
the house, located on Fifth
Avenue in Clarion. This led to
the loss of the house to the local
chapter of the Sigma Tau Gamma
fraternity.
Under Alpha Chi Rho's
reorganization, national
representatives have been
working with the Clarion chapter
to promote its rush program by
placing ads in the Clarion Call,
sending letters to incoming
freshmen, and giving formal
presentations to the Inter-
Fraternal Council. Fraternity
members receive monthly visits
from a national representative to
make sure the chapter is
progressing well. So far, the
chapter has received excellent
ratings.
The chapter is now focusing on
expanding its membership and
attaining enough members who
are willing to fill a fraternity
house again.
"We are working toward the
day we can move back into our
house," said Morley. The Mu
Phi Housing Association and
Alpha Chi Rho nationals have
guaranteed the recovery of the
house if chapter improvements
continue.
The chapter is also focusing on
community services such as a
food-drive for the needy and a
project with the Clarion County
Humane Society.
Computer terminals deemed success
in pre-registration process
by Brian Delaney
News Writer
Pre-registration was made
easier this semester with the help
of the Course View computer
system.
"CourseView was very
successful and was used more
heavily than expected," said Tom
Gusler, coordinator of the project
and associate academic vice
president for planning and
technical services. Gusler also
noted that the system "filled a
need" for the students and
faculty. He said that registering
for classes will never be a simple
task but there will be better
ways.
CourseView was used by
students to see how many seats
were left in class sections and
was updated every 15 minutes.
Closed section sheets were still
available but mainly used as a
backup.
There may be more locations
for CourseView in the future
due to the overwhelming use
this semester. The idea is
currently being discussed.
CourseView may also be
accompanied by a telephone
registration system next
semester. Telephone regis-
tration is a process by which all
classes are registered through
touchtone phones. A voice
activated synthesizer will give
instructions on which buttons to
push when registering. It will
indicate if the choice made is
closed or if a time conflict has
been chosen. This system was
experimented with this semester
and is being considered for pre-
registration for fall 1992
classes.
After telephone registration is
used for a while, more additions
to the system may be added.
Academic questions such as
where classes would fit on a new
checksheet if a person decided to
change majors, is just one
example.
Everything will become
available as time allows and will
relieve some of the pressures put
on advisors, deans and students.
"These helpful systems are the
result of the purchase that was
made in 1984 and '85 when we
went to one company for our
administrative software," said
Gusler. "That choice has proven
to be a good one because it has
put us a leg up on some other
universities. By the 1994-95
academic year I feel there will be
an 80 percent reduction rate in
registration lines."
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The Bill of Rights now applies to state and local governments as well. Over the years, the Bill of Rights has been relied upon by people who think the government has
harmed them by some action that they believe violates the Constitution or the Bill of Rights. The courts have heard their grievances and have been able to give meaning to
the Bill of Rights through their decisions.
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that execution is neither a
cruel nor unusual
punishment for a severe
crime.
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Adams went on to outline the
services available at the center.
Besides helping victims
immediately after a rape, the
center offers a 24-hour hotline,
counseling, legal help and
community education.
The speakers' repeatedly
stressed STAR'S goal: to make
everyone aware of the dangers of
rape and sexual harassment at
Clarion and to motivate them to
work together to protect
students.
According to King, STAR is
only one aspect of the sexual
harassment and date rape
awareness movement at Clarion.
Another task force whose
objective is to combat sexual
harassment and date rape has
been formed. Its members
include people from Student
Affairs, Public Safety, Rape
Crisis, the Presidential
Commission on Sexual
Harassment and the Presidential
Commission on the Status of
Women.
Two student members of
STAR will work together with
this new commission. Two
STAR members will also
represent their organization by
assisting the Presidential
Commission on the Status of
Women.
King also said that some things
have already been done to
increase Clarion's awareness.
The Presidential Commission on
the Status of Women posted
signs about the danger of rape
around campus. The Student
Affairs Office provided
videotapes that were shown to
freshmen at orientation to alert
them of the rape situation.
About die awareness movement
she said, "There are things
happening, but more could be
done."
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"An independent Ukraine is born!"
Compiled by Jamal Coleman
from the AP Service
International
News
Ukraine declares
independence
Former communist Leonid
Kravchuk made twin claims to
foreign election observers that
his people have voted for
independence and for him as
president. He said 92 percent of
Ukrainians voting Monday,
voted for independence from the
Soviet Union. Kravchuk said the
results mean, "An independent
Ukraine is born!" Kravchuk also
said he won 55 percent of the
vote to become the next
president.
National
Supreme Court shoots
down flight 007 appeals
The Supreme Court has
rebuffed a pair of appeals
stemming from the Soviet
shootdown of a Korean Airliner,
007, in 1983. The attack killed
all 269 people on the plane. A
lower court ruled that Korean
Air Lines does not have to pay
the victims' families $50 million.
The justices also rejected an
appeal by Korean Air Lines.
The airline challenged a jury's
finding that it was guilty of
willful misconduct in the
shootdown.
Bush wants faster results
in aiding unemployed
President Bush told
government officials to speed up
help for the unemployed. Bush
met this week with leaders of the
real estate industry. He told
them he means to "leave no
stone unturned" to promote
recovery.
The president said he ordered
his cabinet to make sure job
placement, job training and
jobless benefits get to those who
need them as quickly as possible.
Bush also said he plans to sign
the new transportation bill next
week and order money to start
flowing to the states as soon as
possible. The bill would pump
$150 billion into highways and
mass transit over six years and
create thousands of jobs.
"Free at last"
"Free at last" is what the sign
reads that Thomas Cicippio and
other members of his family
nailed in place above the name
of Cicippio's brother, Joseph,
who was released by Shiite
Muslims in Lebanon this week.
Cicippio was taken hostage
1,908 days ago while on his way
to work as acting controller of
the American University of
Beirut.
U.S. officials said Cicippio left
Syria immediately for the
American Military Hospital at
Wiesbaden, Germany.
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Delaware County
The Environmental Protection
Agency announced Monday that
excessive radiation levels have
been found in two more
properties in Delaware County
which now brings the total to
nine. Officials said the levels
were high enough at one site to
offer relocation to two families.
Radiation was confirmed at a
duplex where children living on
the first floor are estimated to
have been exposed to almost
seven times the maximum
recommended amount of
radiation.
Drivers beware
of deer
State Game officials said
drivers should be extra-watchful
for white-tailed deer.
During hunting season,
especially the first few days,
animals are on the move to
escape their human pursuers.
Late fall is also the time deer are
searching for mates and for new
food sources.
Barry Moore of the
Pennsylvania Game Commission
said collisions also go up at dusk
or dawn when deer are moving
in groups.
Firefighter sues Pittsburgh
over sex discrimination
A hearing was scheduled this
week in a lawsuit by a would-be
firefighter who is suing the city
of Pittsburgh over a hiring policy
that favors women. Pittsburgh
has instituted a voluntary system
requiring that one of every three
people hired as a firefighter must
be a woman.
The plaintiff, 32-year old
Terrance Quirin of Pittsburgh,
charged his rights were violated
by the policy when he scored
higher on entrance tests than the
nine women hired.
Campus
News
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News Writer
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Redskins may have one of the
best records in the National
Football League, but they aren't
scoring many points with Native
Americans or college students at
three universities.
Students from Georgetown
University , Howard University
and the University of Maryland
joined the Native Americans for
Progress, a group dedicated to
making Indian mascots culturally
unacceptable, picketed outside
Robert F. Kennedy Stadium at
the Redskins home game against
the Dallas Cowboys.
The students charge that the
nickname "Redskins" promotes
the stereotyping of Native
Americans as wild and barbaric
people.
A statement released by the
Washington Redskins public
relations office said, "Over the
long history of the Wahington
Redskins, the name has reflected
positive attributes of the
American Indian such as
dedication, courage and pride."
They hope that if the Redskins
make it to the Super Bowl , their
cause will receive the same
attention the Atlanta Braves'
"Tomahawk Chop" got in the
World Series.
Students aid homeless
The Aquinas
A new club at Scranton
University is donating its time to
help the Organization Mission :
Come Home's fight to end
involuntary homelessness.
Five members of the club
contributed time and effort to the
painting and repairing of
Scranton houses as part of
Mission: Come Home "House
Spruce-Up/Rehab Program"
New visitation
policy at KU
The Keystone
Kutztown University students
are happy with the new visitation
policy mainly because it is
better than no visitation at all.
In order to protect students
from possible harm, school
officials have passed a new
policy which requires that guests
be signed in before 10:00 p.m.
on weekends, and after 8:00
p.m. Sunday through Thursday.
The new policy was chosen by
the Resident Hall Association
from those presented during
meetings with students to solve
the visitation problem.
The steps were taken to combat
the rape problem that exists at
the state owned school.
New meal plan proposed
at M illersville
The Snapper
Where's the money going?
That is the question being asked
by the student senate at
Millersville University
concerning the university's food
service.
According to student senator
Peter Yerger, students living in
residence halls are required to
purchase a 20- meal plan. A
study conducted by the student
senator showed that 76.4 percent
of all breakfasts, 39.1 percent of
all lunches, and 45. 2 percent of
all dinners paid for under the 20-
meal plan, are not eaten. Yerger
and other student senators want
to know where the money for
these uneaten meals is going.
The Millersville University
food service contends that they
try not to gain or lose any money
in the operation of the cafeteria.
"Ecolympics"
(NSNS) An energy conservation
program called "Ecolympics," is
expected to save $100,000 in
utility costs over a five month
period at the University of
Wisconsin at Madison.
Students that live in the dorms
with the lowest energy
consumption will win an ice
cream party from the Dairy Land
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IABC attends health care seminar in Pittsburgh
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
The International Association
of Business Communicators
(IABC) recently attended a
Public Relations Society of
Health Care Organization of
Western Pennsylvania seminar.
The meeting was held at the Fox
Chapel Yacht Club in Pittsburgh
on November 14.
The seminar relayed messages
about the problems and possible
solutions in hospital
management.
IABC members and their
advisor, William Lloyd of the
Communication department,
represented one of two
universities attending. The other
university was Edinboro.
The majority of people
attending the seminar were
professionals of the Health Care
Business.
The seminar presented five
guest speakers who discussed the
issues of hospital management.
Clark Belle, the editor of
"Modern Health Care," spoke
about problems and possible
solutions for health care services.
Belle wants to try diminishing
the stereotype "that hospitals are
just a business looking to make
money." He feels there needs
to be a better line of
communication between
of reform unlikely to occur.
Belle's reform ideas were to
receive a balanced budget, get
rid of government scrutiny and
push productivity in the
hospitals. Belle feels that
hospitals need to educate
consumers on what they don't
understand about the institution.
"The public wants a place to get
well in. . .not a place
to do business in."
patients and hospitals. The big
issue with health care is the
outrageous prices doctors charge
for their services.
"The public wants a place to
get well in," said Belle, "not a
place to do business in."
Healthcare reform remains
one of the hottest issues in
Washington, but budget
problems and republican
administration make the changes
Deborah Saline, a public
relations director for Penn
State's Milton S. Hershey
Medical Center, spoke about
hospital P.R. and AIDS. Saline
gave an example of how the
hospital's P.R. staff assisted an
infected doctor who received
the virus from a patient. She
presented strategies on how the
staff avoided publicizing the
doctor and his patients and in
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the process not ruining the
reputation of the hospital.
The HIV-ielated Information
Act (Act 148) has set a basis for
Saline's work to help the doctor.
It ". . .sets forth procedures for
notification of people
significantly exposed to HIV,
court ordered testing and
diclosures of HIV information,
and worker protection through
universal precautions."
AH the speakers emphasized
the need of good communication
between hospitals and their
patients and for the public to be
educated about health care.
Tammy Marshall, treasurer of
IABC said, "The seminar was
informative because it was on a
professional level."
She also thought the seminar
presented useful information
for the public relation majors at
Clarion.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of November 18 through November 24.
A pair of black and white Phantom III Lo IG A basketball shoes were
stolen from a student's room on the second floor of Wilkinson Hall
sometime between November 15 and November 18. They are mens'
size 10 1/2. They are valued at approximately $45.
On November 19 around 1:00 a.m., a fire alarm was activated at the
pull station on the first floor of Nair Hall. An investigation is
pending.
Hallstrom construction reported a theft of a 35" X 40" rubber/plastic
which occurred on November 21 around 3:30 p.m. The rubber/plastic
is used to cover freshly poured cement. The item was removed from
the grounds of Reimer Center. Value is estimated at $200. An
investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was pulled in the basement of Campbell Hall around
12:50 a.m. on November 23. An investigation is pending.
On November 23, two text books were stolen from a study table in the
library while the student left the area for a few minutes. Both books
were recovered shortly after being sold at Booksmith Trading on Main
Street. An investigation is pending.
On November 24 around 12:05, a report was received that a chair in
the TV lounge on the first floor of Campbell Hall was damaged. A
fire extinguisher was also discharged. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
DID YOU KNOW. . food plays a role in a significant
number of headaches, especially migraines. But proving
a definite link between diet and headaches is often
difficult and no single food affects all sensitive
individuals. Most of the suspect foods and beverages
contain substances that may constrict or dilate blood
vessels. For some people, not eating for many hours, or
suddenly abstaining from certain foods-such as coffee,
may also bring on headaches.
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60 years of rich history
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by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Harvey Hall. Most people
know it is a building that is a
hubbub of campus activity. And
many have been a part of its
grand central station mentality,
since it does house an array of
campus offices and
entertainment offerings that
seem to draw people to the
building like a magnet. Yet what
many don't know is that Frank
The swimming pool was never
completed due to a lack of funds,
which stemmed from the
Depression.
Albert Jacks, who is the chair
for Health and Physical
Education, also remembers
Harvey as a gymnasium. He
recounts how the "football team
completely changed and dressed
in one part of it" and described a
very dingy locker room setting.
Jacks said the "lockers were
The main gym floor on the upper
level was divided into 3 parts: a
lounge area, a pool area with 8
pool tables and a balcony area
where tables were set up for card
playing. The lower level which
had housed the snack bar since
1963 was also given cosmetic
surgery. The new Student Union
opened on November 21, 1968
after five years of planning by
the student senate. This was
around the time that the new
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(Aud), 8:15 p.m.
Dec 6 Classes End, 10 p.m.
Dance Concert, (LT), 8 p.m.
UAB Bedrock featuring "Steve Trash'
Richerson," (HVA), 7:30 p.m.
Planetarium Christmas Show, 7 p.m.
Dec 7 Dance Concert, (LT), 8 p.m.
Wrestling vs. Penn State, 7:30 p.m.
C.A.B.'s, (HVA), 9 p.m.
Dec 8 Madrigal Dinner, (Marianne Towers), 6 p.m.
UAB movie, (Chap), 8 p.m.
Planetarium Christmas Show, 3 p.m.
Dec 9-13 Book Buy Back, (Book Center), 9 a.m.-
5 p.m.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Frank L. Harvey Hall has provided different services throughout the past sixty years.
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years of rich history this year.
Originally known as the Frank
L. Harvey Gymnasium, it's final
construction took place in 1931
where it was used for physical
education classes as well as for
college games since it also
contained a main gym.
Professor Bob Moore, who
attended Clarion University in
1952 said he used to have his
physical education classes in the
lower level of Harvey Hall. He
said, "We had things like archery
and rifle shooting." Moore also
remembers how the lower level
had an "excavated swimming
pool that was never'devdopfcdc*''
ancient and the shower facility
very poor" with only "3 or 4
shower heads." The upper level
of Harvey Hall was the main
gym area which "used to seat
about 400 people," said Jacks.
He describes it as being "very
small time stuff." Yet, it was
convenient due to the fact that
the football stadium used to be
located where the Peirce Science
Center now stands.
But then Harvey Hall got a
new look. 1968 marks the year
in which Harvey Hall
transformed from a gymnasium
to the new Student Union.
$60,000 went into the
'restructuring of the building.
Dec 5-8 "Les Miserables," Benedum Center,
Ticket Info: 456-6666
Tippin Gymnasium was
dedicated as well, which was
officially dedicated October 12,
1968.
The official ribbon-cutting
ceremony for the Student Union
took place on December 16,
1968.
In 1972, the Riemer Student
Center was completed. Now as
it too is experiencing
renovations, it is easy to see the
wheels of change in motion as
both old and new buildings are
rapidly developing. Yet Harvey
Hall is one building that has
stood the test of time for 60
^years.
Dec 6 Swim at Buffalo Invitational
Dec 17 The Psychedelic Furs, Metropol, 8 p.m.
Dec 31-Jan "A Chorus Line," Heinz Hall, Ticket
Info: 333-7328
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 12-5-91
Car ownership brings headaches
by Lori Tayman
Features Writer
It is already Thursday and you
have yet to find a ride to State
College, I.U.R or
home — wherever that may be.
All week long, you rack your
brains searching the campus for
someone with a car, and hope
that that "lucky someone" is
going your way. While the rest
of us with cars are on our way
somewhere, those of you who
fail to find rides are stuck.
So then what? Beg mom and
dad for a car, right? But having
a car may be more of a hassle
than a help. Imagine the
following scenario. You get a
car and figure you can probably
make lots of money driving
people to wherever you're
headed for the weekend. You go
to the ride board, look for people
who need rides to the area where
you're heading and you, being
the nice person that you are, call
them up. Some agree to go and
you remember that they all wrote
"will pay gas $" on their signs at
the rideboard.
So, you pack your car with all
of your stuff, leaving ample
room for your few passengers.
But when you go to pick up your
riders you see one of them
standing with what looks to be
like a body bag filled with
clothes. When it comes time for
the "drop off," each person
leaves, saying "thanks so much,"
and all is fine — for them. But
you keep your hopes up and
figure the money will come on
the ride back to C.U.P.
Two days later on the way
home, it's all deja vu. Same few
people, but opposite pick-ups
and drop-offs. Now comes the
time for the gas money. One
person flips you a $5 and says, "I
appreciate it." The other two
practically make a puddle in
your lap telling you sob stories
of how they couldn't get to a
MAC machine or how they got
"busted" over the weekend.
Having a car in these cases can
get you a few bucks for gas but
can' also give you a real
headache.
Berkshire Ballet provides
magical entertainment
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
The first time I ever went to
the ballet was when I was a
young child and my Uncle Bill
took my mother and me to see
'The Nutcracker" in Pittsburgh.
Back then I was too young to
understand much of the story but
I remember other aspects of the
ballet. I became mesmerized by
the colors, lights and each
graceful step the dancers took.
The Berkshire Ballet, along
with local dancers performed the
classic yuletide ballet, "The
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Nutcracker," November 25th at
7:30 p.m. in Marwick-Boyd. As
I watched the performance I was
once again captivated by the
many spectacular costumes and
brilliant lights.
The Berkshire Ballet, now in
its thirty-first year, tours the
northeastern United States and
Canada each year and has earned
several honors.
The music was enchanting and
lively and kept my heart
dancing. Seeing "The
Nutcracker" again stirred up the
same magic and feelings which I
felt the first time I saw it. The
memory of that first ballet with
my Uncle Bill will hold a special
place in my heart. The Berkshire
Ballet only adds to that special
memory.
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CLARION UNIVERSITY
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You're probably still thinking
that a car here at school would
be fantastic, regardless of the
"luggage-loving, empty-
pocketed" passengers. So what
happens if you break down?
Most likely you call mom and
dad and have them send you yet
another hundred or so to get your
car fixed. While it is a pain for
us when our own means of
transportation goes "clunk" on
us, we must also think of the
strain it puts on our parents'
checkbooks. And for many, their
own checkbooks. If you didn't
have that car, you could spend
that hundred on a new outfit or a
couple of "real" dinners.
Owning a car does have its
advantages. But I have learned
a few things since I've had a car
up here. First, don't believe
everything you read on the
rideboard. If it says, "will pay
gas money," it may not always
mean exactly that. Secondly, it
takes a lot of money to keep a
car running. (Thank God for my
parents!) Finally, I've noticed
that aside from my trips to other
schools or home, my car more or
less sits in my driveway all
week. Those of you without cars
who are envious of those with
them, believe me, sometimes the
tables are turned. . .
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CAMPUS EVENTS
k : J
Information Provided By Student. Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weikal
Thurs Dec . 5
Fri Dec . 6
Sat Dec. 7
* Concert Choir Christmas
. * Dance Concert (Little
* Dance Concert (Little
Performance
Theater) 8pm
Theater)- 8pm
(Auditorium) 8:15pm
* UAB Bedrock featuring
* Women's Basketball vs
"Steve 'Trash'
Grove City 1pm
Richerson" (Harvey
* WCCB Children's Hospital
Hall) 7:30pm
fund drive ends
• Planetarium Christmas
* Men's Basketball vs
Show 7pm
Alvernia College
* Swim at Buffalo Invitational
3pm
* Wre'sfling vs, Penn State
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Sun Dec . 8
Mon Dec . 9
Tues Dec. 10
* Planetarium Christmas
* Book Buy Back (Book
* Book Buy Back (Book
Show 3pm
Center) 9am - 5pm
' Qenter) 9am - 5pm
* UAB movie (Chape!) 8pm
* Catholic Campus
Ministry Candlelight
Mass 7pm
Wed Dec. 11
Thur Dec. 12
Fri Dec. 13
* Book Buy Back (Book
* Book Buy Back (Book
• Book Buy Back (Book
Center) 9am - 5pm
Center) 9am - 5pm
Center) 9am - 1pm
* Graduation Practice
* Swim at Pitt
* Planetarium Christmas
Show 7pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
>> ♦.
What is your
biggest wish for
Christmas?
1 he Clarion Call - 12-5-91 - Page 13
Tami Baror
Sophomore, Speech /Communication
"Do well on finals and
make the dean's list."
Bryan Valentine
Freshman, Psychology
"I want money and lots of it."
Bob Mayes
Freshman, Undecided
"A n taxing holiday vacation."
Judy Spangler
Senior, English
" World peace and an
end to corruption."
Hope Kavoosi
Senior, Communication
'For everyone to get what they want."
Nicole Briddell
Sophomore, Med. Tech.
"A Jaguar and some money
would be fine."
Richard Harrell
Sophomre, Secondary Education
"Ten thousand dollars,
but I'd settle for five bucks."
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 12-5-91
Car ownership brings headaches
by Lori Tayman
Features Writer
It is already Thursday and you
have yet to find a ride to State
College, I.U.P. or
home — wherever that may be.
All week long, you rack your
brains searching the campus for
someone with a car, and hope
that that "lucky someone" is
going your way. While the rest
of us with cars are on our way
somewhere, those of you who
fail to find rides are stuck.
So then what? Beg mom and
dad for a car, right? But having
a car may be more of a hassle
than a help. Imagine the
following scenario. You get a
car and figure you can probably
make lots of money driving
people to wherever you're
headed for the weekend. You go
to the ride board, look for people
who need rides to the area where
you're heading and you, being
the nice person that you are, call
them up. Some agree to go and
you remember that they all wrote
"will pay gas S" on their signs at
the rideboard.
So, you pack your car with all
of your stuff, leaving ample
room for your few passengers.
But when you go to pick up your
riders you see one of them
standing with what looks to be
like a body bag filled with
clothes. When it comes time for
the "drop off," each person
leaves, saying "thanks so much,"
and all is fine — for them. But
you keep your hopes up and
figure the money will come on
the ride back to C.U.P.
Two days later on the way
home, it's all deja vu. Same few
people, but opposite pick-ups
and drop-offs. Now comes the
time for the gas money. One
person flips you a S5 and says, "I
appreciate it." The other two
practically make a puddle in
your lap telling you sob stories
of how they couldn't get to a
MAC machine or how they got
"busted" over the weekend.
Having a car in these cases can
get you a few bucks for gas but
can' also give you a real
headache.
Berkshire Ballet provides
magical entertainment
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
The first time I ever went to
the ballet was when I was a
young child and my Uncle Bill
took my mother and me to see
'The Nutcracker" in Pittsburgh.
Back then I was too young to
understand much of the story but
1 remember other aspects of the
ballet. I became mesmerized by
the colors, lights and each
graceful step the dancers took.
The Berkshire Ballet, along
with local dancers performed the
classic yuletide ballet. The
An Unexpected
Pregnancy is a
Hard Thing to Face
We're here to help with
Free Pregnancy Tests
- Immediate Results -
Confidential Counseling
Call 226-7007
For an Appointment
M,W,F 10-2
n Street
B jf
Dollar General Store
AAA
Pregnancy Center
Nutcracker," November 25th at
7:30 p.m. in Marwick-Boyd. As
I watched the performance I was
once again captivated by the
many spectacular costumes and
brilliant lights.
The Berkshire Ballet, now in
its thirty-first year, tours the
northeastern United States and
Canada each year and ha? earned
several honors.
The music was enchanting and
lively and kept my heart
dancing. Seeing "The
Nutcracker" again stirred up the
same magic and feelings which I
fell the first time I saw it. The
memory of that first ballet with
my Uncle Bill will hold a special
place in my heart. The Berkshire
Ballet only adds to that special
memory.
TO:
Matthew *Price
CLARION UNIVERSITY
BOOK CENTER S
GRAMD PRIZE V R
OF FREE TEXT BOOKS
K THE SEMESTER!
Shop the UBC.
Where your S$$ work for you!
You're probably still thinking
that a car here at school would
be fantastic, regardless of the
"luggage-loving, empty-
pocketed" passengers. So what
happens if you break down?
Most likely you call mom and
dad and have them send you yet
another hundred or so to get your
car fixed. While it is a pain for
us when our own means of
transportation goes "clunk" on
us, we must also think of the
strain it puts on our parents'
checkbooks. And for many, their
own checkbooks. If you didn't
have that car, you could spend
that hundred on a new outfit or a
couple of "real" dinners.
Owning a car does have its
advantages. But I have learned
a few things since I've had a car
up here. First, don't believe
everything you read on the
rideboard. If it says, "will pay
gas money," it may not always
mean exactly that. Secondly, it
takes a lot of money to keep a
car running. (Thank God for my
parents!) Finally, I've noticed
that aside from my trips to other
schools or home, my car more or
less sits in my driveway all
week. Those of you without cars
who are envious of those with
them, believe me, sometimes the
tables are turned. . .
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student". Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass And Diane Weika
Thurs Dec . 5
Concert Choir Christmas
Performance
(Auditorium) 8:15pm
Sun Dec . 8
Planetarium Christmas
Show 3pm
UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
Catholic Campus
Ministry Candlelight
Mass 7pm
Wed Dec. 11
Book Buy Back (Book
Center) 9am - 5pm
Fri Dec. 6
* Dance Concert (Little
Theater) 8pm
* UAB Bedrock featuring
"Steve 'Trash'
Richerson" (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
* Planetarium Christmas
Show 7pm
* Swim at Buffalo Invitational
Mon Dec . 9
* Book Buy Back (Book
Center) 9am - 5pm
Thur Dec. 12
* Book Buy Back (Book
Center) 9am 5pm
* Graduation Practice
Sat Dec . 7
" Dance Concert (Little
Theater) 8pm
* Women's Basketball vs
Grove City 1pm
* WCCB Children's Hospital
fund drive ends
* Men's Basketball vs
Alvernia College
3pm
* Wrestling vs. Penn State
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Tues Dec. 10
•Book 'Buy Back (Book
' Qenter) 9am - 5pm
Fri Dec. 13
* Book Buy Back (Book
Center; 9am • 1pm
* Swim at Pitt
* Planetarium Christmas
Show 7pm
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The Clarion Call - 12-5-91 - Page 13
What is your
biggest wish for
Christmas?
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
John Rickard
Tami Baror
Sophomore, Speech /Communication
"Do well on finals and
make the dean's list."
Bryan Valentine
Freshman, Psychology
"I want money and lots of it."
Bob Mayes
Freshman, Undecided
"A n taxing holiday vacation."
Judy Spangler
Senior, English
"World peace and an
end to corruption."
Hope Kavoosi
Senior, Communication
"For everyone to get what they want."
Nicole Briddell
Sophomore, Med. Tech.
"A Jaguar and some money
would be fine."
Richard Harrell
Sophomre, Secondary Education
"Ten thousand dollars,
but I'd settle for five bucks."
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Dance Concert to incorporate diverse themes
by Melissa Smith
Contributing Writer
When we think of the word
"dance," we often associate it
with a recreational activity.
However, the Clarion University
Theatre Dancers know that it is
truly an art form in which ideas
are expressed. They will be
performing dances which depict
specific themes at the 1991 "We
Melissa Smith/Clarion Call
The C.U.P. Theatre Dancers will present a dance concert on
December 6th and 7th at 8 p.m. In the Little Theatre.
Mr. CUP crowned
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
The annual Mr. CUP contest,
sponsored by the Delta Phi
Episilon Sorority, was held on
November 20. The contest was
held in Hart Chapel, where
Mike Bundy was crowned this
year's Mr. CUP.
The contest judged the
contestants in three areas: boxer
competition, suit and tie
competition and the interview
competition.
Proceeds benefitted Cystic
Fibrosis and Anorexia Nervosa
which are the sorority's
philanthropies.
The contestants were Joe
Keenan sponsored by Theta Phi
Alpha, Brian Thomas sponsored
by Psychology Club, Rich
Harper sponsored by Delta Zeta,
Brian Bowers sponsored by
Delta Zelta, Rob Buffone
sponsored by Sigma Tau
Gamma, Todd Corbeil sponsored
by Delta Chi, Joel Barto
sponsored by Kappa Delta Rho,
Mike Bundy sponsored by Zeta
Tau Alpha, Scott Shoaf
sponsored by Sigma Phi Epsilon
and Kevin Battle sponsored by
Alpha Sigma Alpa.
Shear Artistry
226 - 6/00
Dance" concert. The
performance will be held on
December 6th and 7th in the
Little Theatre at 8 p.m.
One theme that will be touched
upon in the dance performance is
abusive relationships.
Another theme that will be
represented in the program is
Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
The choreographer for much of
the program, Marilouise Michel,
is originally from New Orleans
and has brought the essence of
Mardi Gras to the Clarion stage.
This show has given many of
the university students an
opportunity to create their
individual choreography,
costumes and lighting designs.
Not only has the construction
of this show been a wonderful
educational experience, but the
end result will be ; a fabulous
night of entertainment. So take a
break this weekend, and treat
yourself to an evening of art.
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The Clarion Call - 12-5-91 - Page 15
Vaughan's memory remains alive in his music
by Dan Coyle
Features Writer
Hot Spots: Empty Arms
Wham
Life By The Drop
About this time last year, I
thought I would never again hear
another song from legendary
blues/rock guitarist Stevie Ray
Vaughan. . .I'm glad to be
wrong. Jimmy Vaughan (Stevie
Ray's brother, an ex-guitarist for
the Fabulous Thunderbirds)
spent several months digging
into previously recorded Stevie
Ray Vaughan tracks and
compiled the new music on "The
Sky Is Crying."
The format of the ten
selections is an alternation
"Our Town"
smashing success
by Amy Gerkin
Features Writer
Clarion University Theatre
gave an excellent performance of
"Our Town," on November 19th
through 23rd in the Marwick-
Boyd Little Theatre.
Thorton Wilder 's Pulitzer Prize
winning play tells the story of
life, death and the hereafter as
experienced by the people of
Grover's Corner, New
Hampshire, between the years
1901 and 1913. It compresses a
lifetime of everyone's
experiences into the single play
which has continually attracted
an audience since its opening in
1938.
The play is narrated on stage
by the Stage Manager, portrayed
by Brian Bazala. Bazala
cleverly narrates and explains
about the town. Although lack
of sets and props is one of the
trademarks of "Our Town," the
Stage Manager really makes you
believe that Grover's Comers is
right there. Wilder definitely
gives us a new definition of
space.
"Our Town" is focused on two
main families, the Webbs and the
Gibbs, each consisting of
husband and wife, daughter and
son.
Mr. and Mrs. Webb, played by
Dr. Ralph Leary and Amy
Mennen, gave a spectacular
performance, as did Christine
Arnold and Derek Bush, who
played Emily and Wally Webb,
respectively.
The Gibb family was played
by Lydia Crooks (Mrs. Gibb),
John Moffett (Dr. Gibb), Scott
Burden (George) and Melissa
Mayes (Rebecca). Each gave the
audience a great performance.
With the skilled direction of
Mary Hardwick and the help of
the rest of the cast and crew,
"Our Town" became a huge
success and deserved the
standing ovation they received.
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Congratulations to the new sisters of
Delta Zeta
Cheryl Anderson
Ann Damico
Monica Held
Erin Murphy
Paulette Steiner
Lori Wachtel
Jacquie Widmar
Jeanette Woodcock
between fast and slow.
Everything on this record
accurately represents the
achievements of Stevie Ray
Vaughan and Double Trouble,
spanning the years between 1984
and 1989.
We are introduced to songs that
were recorded time after time
during album sessions, such as
the package's first track, "Boot
Hill." This marks the very first
time Vaughan used a slide on
record. Moving back a few
decades, the listener is
entertained with a Jimi Hendrix
cover, "Little Wing," which is a
slow instrumental classic. Not
only was Hendrix a hero of
Stevie Ray, but so were artists
such as Lonnie Mack, Kenny
Bunell and Howlin' Wolf. . .and
their music appears on this
album too. As a matter of fact,
Lonnie Mack's "Wham" is
Stevie Ray's best instrumental
out of the four that appear here.
Vocally, Stevie Ray sounds as
good as he did on his last album,
"In Step," soulfully shining on
"Close To You" and "Empty
Arms." Probably the most
memorable track on "The Sky Is
Crying" is the final cut, entitled
"Life By The Drop." Here,
Stevie Ray debuts a 12-string
acoustic guitar on record, and
performs solo throughout the
song.
Although many fans were
crushed when Stevie Ray
Vaughan died in a tragic
helicopter accident last year, this
new album accurately brings out
the best of Stevie Ray and
Double Trouble, completely
covering his style and music
from all past recordings. Blues,
rock and even jazz. . .it's all here
on "The Sky Is Crying" forever.
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world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
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country.
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and petroleum are all significant from
this country.
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December 8-14
ARIES - March 21/April 2
Don't be afraid to push yourself this
week, because you'll find people will-
ing to go along with your plans and
ideas. Financially, you ought to be
more cautious than usual. Try to con-
centrate on long range matters where
money is concerned. It could be that a
few penny-pinching ideas now will
keep your finances intact later.
TAURUS- April 21/May 21
There is a pretty hectic week in store
for you. You're going to be very
much in demand by people around
k you, who'll expect you to take the
lead in a special project you've been
working on. Your social life is going
to be busier than usual, so try to find
time during the weekend for a fami-
ly get together.
GEMINI- May 22/.|une 21
Some unexpected news gels you on
the move this week, and you might
find that it prevents you from taking
care of some chores you'd intended
to tackle. If you have any doubts
about a particular investment, don't
be persuaded by even the people
who claim to be experts.
CANCER - June 22/July 22
You're going to get a call for assis-
tance from friends with tricky per-
sonal problem this week: don't be
reluctant to help, but do be very cau-
tious about direct intervention.
LEO - July 23/Aug 23
You are going to be kept quite busy
organizing other people's activities
this week; you are probably not rel-
ishing the prospect but you will find
events go off well if you remember to
keep a cool head. Friday could be a
romantic high-spot especially if you
are already involved with someone.
VIRGO - Aug 24/Sept 22
You should stick to your guns, and
don't be brow-beaten into giving up
what you consider to be important
principles. Your judgement is clear at
the moment and you shouldn't have
any difficulty in rallying support from
friends.
LIBRA- Sept 23/Oct 23
You have probably been feeling
rather tired lately. Perhaps now is the
time to slow down a bit and restrict
your activities. If you rest now you
should manage to nip any illness in
the bud. There's some good news on
the way about a little investment, but
you'd be well advised not to be too
carefree with the proceeds.
SCORPIO - Oct 24/Nov 22
Several new faces are going to add a
bit of spice to your life in the next
few days. This could well lead to
some interesting changes, so don't
be too cautious when new proposals
are put to you. Your work routine,
which has probably been getting you
down lately, will pick up soon, so try
to stick it out a bit longer.
SAGITTARIUS - Nov 23/Dec 21
You might run up against some
minor complications in your day-to-
day dealings with friends and col-
leagues. Try not to get too involved
in pointless quarrels; instead, con-
centrate on domestic activities where
you'll find you've got more control
over events. A party invitation may
be on its way to you.
CAPRICORN - Dec 22/Jan 20
It's going to be a rather quiei week
for you which will be a pleasant
change Irom ihe recent hectic time
you've been having. Be careful that
all this doesn't disrupt your family
life too much. Think about planning
a weekend vacation within the next
few months either alone or with
someone you love.
AQUARIUS - Jan 21/Feb 18
You'll bump into someone this week
who'll be able to help you a lot with
a problem that's been troubling you.
It could be that you make a useful
connection this week, and you can
learn many things from this person if
you listen well.
PISCES- Feb 19/March 20
This is a good time to make impor-
tant decisions, especially if they're
connected with the home. You'll
find home life very enjoyable right
now. and that prospect seems more
interesting than it normally does.
You ought to get out and enjoy your-
self more than you have been, or you
will create unnecessary stress.
YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS WEEK
The next 12 months
Don't allow your mate to influence
you; keep in mind your values and
beliefs before you met this person.
Try not to take your family for
granted and brush off their concern
for you: they are only trying to help,
so it would be wise to appreciate
them. You're savings account could
be nice and fat if you put small
amounts in it each week, and seeing
the account grow will make you less
apt to spend.
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High Christmas expectations abound
by Ron Bickel
Circulation Manager
Flashback. It is early morning
December 25, 1976 and I am
seven years old. It was 6:00 a.m.
and I couldn't sleep. 6:05 a.m., I
ran to my parents bedroom and
said, "Can we go downstairs yet,
can we?"
I was filled with so much
anticipation and excitement for
what I might find downstairs
under or near the tree. My
instincts told me it had to be a
brand new, black, Huffy
Thunderoad with a #56 number-
plate and knobby tires. Or my
other instincts told me it might
have been a Lionel train set with
virtually a whole city set up in
and around it. 6:10 a.m., my
mom and dad went downstairs to
make sure that Santa had brought
at least one of the things he was
supposed to bring. Saint Nick
didn't let me down, Christmas
morning was just like he said it
would be when I talked to him
last week at the mall. He said he
was going to make it a merry
Christmas and he certainly did.
Another flashback. It is 10:00
a.m. December 25, 1986. I am
17 years old now. Christmas is
still exciting, but it just isn't the
same as when I was seven. I had
hopes of my Christmas present
this year being parked in the
garage. The ultimate would
have been a candy-apple red
Porsche 944 with an Alpine tape
deck system, or I would have
settled for a used Chevette with
an AM radio in it.
10:15 a.m. and I made my way
downstairs with high hopes of a
really, really big present. I saw
several boxes with my name on
them under the tree. I figured
my parents giftwrapped one of
the small boxes with a se of car
keys inside. So I headed straight
for the smallest box and ripped
the paper off. I opened the box
and found a watch that had an
alarm and light features. Nice
watch, but I would have
preferred the car. I ended up
losing the watch within two
months anyways. Santa might
be slipping in his old age. Other
than the new watch and standard
gift of socks and underwear,
Christmas was still a pretty good
day overall.
Alright, this is the last
flashback. It is 12:05 p.m.
December 25, 1990. I know this
is a really late start for Christmas
morning or, urn afternoon. I am
getting on in years now, I am at
the ripe old age of 21 and can't
handle those early mornings like
I did when I was seven. I think
when you get to be a certain age
the internal alarm clock does not
go off so early on Christmas
morning anymore. I had been
away at school and didn't know
what my parents or Saint Nick
had for me this year. I still
fancied that Porsche of my
youth, but I would settle for
whatever I got. Santa will come
through in the clutch, he usually
does. The old fella did a decent
job this year by getting me some
much needed new clothes. The
clothes were nice, but I felt like I
wanted something more.
Once again it is almost time for
another Christmas, just 20 more
days. Isn't it weird because
Thanksgiving seems like it was
the day before yesterday? My
parents were asking me the other
day what I wanted for Christmas
this year, I didn't have a clue at
the time. What is it that people
about to graduate from college
want? I took some time to
ponder this and came up with a
partial wish list. Mom and dad if
you are reading this, here is a list
of things I would like if you can
swing it: that new car I have
been asking for; the 4.0 I have
been working so hard for; world
peace; a new pair of duck boots;
a shopping spree in the luxurious
Clarion Mall; the new U2 CD; a
real job; the Beatles White
Album; a skiing trip to Aspen; a
Steeler victory in the Super
Bowl; and anything else I may
deserve. Maybe I am being
slightly unrealistic, whatever you
can give will be just fine.
It seems like yesterday that I
was seven and couldn't wait for
Christmas to finally get here. I
started counting the days left in
August or September. I knew I
would be getting some new toys
and other neat things soon
enough. Every year after that I
started expecting more and more,
but it seems I got less and less. I
sometimes feel as if I might be
getting a little old for Christmas,
I am just not up for it like I used
to be. This year I am looking
forward more to the vacation
surrounding the holiday. Every
year I seem to sleep in a bit later
and be a little less excited about
the whole deal. As I have grown
older I have finally realized that
there is more to Christmas than
getting presents, it's also about
giving them. I definitely didn't
think this way fifteen years ago.
Christmas is what you want it to
be, not what somebody gives
you. I know this now. Just to
finish my first X-mas flashback,
I did get that Huffy bike when I
was seven.
TO ALL FACULTY AND STAFF:
Phi Eta Sigma (National Honor Society) is planning a tutorial program
for grade school and high school students. This service is planned to
begin next semester. We need to get an approximation of how many
people would be interested in making use of our program, so that we
can plan accordingly* If interested, please call Doug Hoffman at 226-
3712 or Lon A. Pristas at 226-3163.
Admissions office honors Diaz
Embassador of the Year 1
by Jennifer Young and
John Franco
Contributing Writers
Each year hundreds of Clarion
students become a part of the
Ambassador Program — a
program designed by the
Admissions office to ease the
fears and transition of incoming
freshmen. This year, over 400
freshmen had the privilege of
building a friendship with an
upperclassman who they call
their big brother/big sister.
The program, which first
began in November 1988, has
resulted in the formation of
many long- lasting relationships.
These relationships are a result
of big/little activities, such as the
movie/cake social held
September 29, 1991, dinner
dates, football games and other
activities.
Each "Big" receives the name
of their "Little" during the spring
semester and is encouraged to
get in contact with the incoming
freshman while they are still in
high school. Close contact
continues over the summer
during which time a meeting
date is established for when
school begins. The first couple
days of the semester are crucial
in adapting to college life, and
the "Bigs" play a vital role in
making the "Little" feel
comfortable and helping them
find their way around campus.
The program continues six
weeks into the fall semester to
assure that the freshmen find a
comfortable second home at
Garion.
In October, each "Little"
received a letter asking them to
evaluate the program, and if they
desired to nominate their "Big"
as the "Ambassador of the Year."
This year, the Admissions office
is proud to announce that Marisa
Diaz is the "Ambassador of the
Year." She was nominated by
her "Little," Darci Bronder.
Diaz is a junior Spanish major.
Bronder is also a Spanish major.
Diaz participated in the program
because she wanted to ease the
college transition for an
incoming freshman. Diaz said,
"I wish that I had an ambassador
when I came here as a
freshman." She was glad that
she could help someone out
during a critical part of their life.
Bronder and Diaz developed a
strong relationship from the very
start. Some of the activities the
two enjoyed were eating at the
cafeteria together, talking and
visiting in their dorm rooms and
going to social functions on the
weekends.
Our reputation as a university
of excellence would not be
possible without the
contributions of students such as
Diaz.
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The Clarion Call - 12-5-91 - Page 19
Dudeck leads third ranked
Clarion women to a 4-0 start
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Forward Leatha Dudeck is fouled during Monday night's game with Mercyhurst. The junior
co-captain is averaging 16 points and 12 rebounds per game.
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
Last year's Clarion women's
basketball team captured the
coveted PSAC crown, the
NCAA East Regional and even
reached the Division II
quarterfinals before being
eliminated. It would seem almost
rude to ask the 1991-92 Golden
Eagles to give their fans more!
But they did ask and, thus far,
they have obliged. They stomped
on West Liberty and St. Vincent
to take the Clarion Classic. They
edged a powerful Pitt- Johnstown
team and then continued
steamrolling with another lop-
sided victory against visiting
Mercyhurst last Monday
evening.
In the Classic opener, the
Golden Eagles bombed their way
to an explosive 107-59 win over
overmatched West Liberty.
Seven Golden Eagles hit double-
digits in scoring in the bashing.
Last year's leading scorer,
Shannon Coakley, began right
where she left off, leading CUP
with 19. Leatha Dudeck, a co-
captain, led by example with 13
points and 15 rebounds. Six foot
frosh Carlita Jones dominated in
the middle with 13 swipes of the
glass in only 17 minutes of
action.
To cap off the tourney, Clarion
set school records for most
points in a half (67) and for
largest margin of victory (59) in
sending St. Vincent College to
the showers crying, 112-53.
Coakley again amazed with a
game high 18 with four treys.
Dudeck again played a starring
role with 14 points and nine
rebounds. Dudeck was awarded
the tourney MVP. Senior point
guard, Shelly Respecki dished
out 11 assists. (Coakley and
Respecki made the all-tourney
team.)
Our Lady Golden Eagles knew
that it wouldn't be so easy
against mighty Pitt-Johnstown
three days later (November 26).
In fact, UPJ was knocking on
Mr. Rout's door after the first
half 51-42. But the door didn't
open and the Golden Eagles
found the "glass slipper" in the
second half outscoring their
guests 47-35, shooting 50
percent from the field and over
90 percent from the line during
the comeback. Our less than
gracious hosts upped their record
to 3-0 with a 89-86 nail-biter.
Whew! (Long paragraph)
Leatha Dudeck played like a
monster! (Can I say that about a
woman?) OK, Leatha Dudeck
had a monstrous game pouring in
20 points, pulling down 13
boards and adding three steals.
Shelly Respecki, another co-
captain (Jeannine Tyler the
third), also dominated with 18
points and eight assists.
Monday evening, Clarion
earned their fourth win in as
many games with a 106-80
victory over visiting Mercyhurst.
Shannon Coakley led all scorers
with 19. Leatha Dudeck
continued her tremendous play
with a near triple-double, 17
points, 11 rebounds and seven
assists. Carlita Jones sparkled
with 12 points, ten boards and
four blocked shots. Jeannine
Tyler contributed eight points
and ten boards in the paint.
The Lady Golden Eagles, led
by Coach "Gie" Parsons, have
jumped out to a 4-0 start
outscoring their opponents by an
average of 30 points. They have
accumulated 57 steals and held
their opponents to only 38
percent shooting on the
defensive side. The offense has
already blasted 52 three-pointers
(to opponent's 16).
But the road won't be this
smooth all the way. Maybe the
Golden Eagles' shocks can take
them to the end. Keep it up!
The Golden Eagles visited Point
Park Tuesday and host Grove
City Saturday at 1:00.
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Clarion guard, Shelly Respecki leads the explosive Clarion Carlita Jones has been a driving force in the Golen Eagles early success, leading Clarion
offense with 33 assists. with 9 blocked shots.
Swimming and diving teams win
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The men's and women's
swimming and diving teams
remained undefeated, gaining
wins against IUP and the
University of Maryland,
Baltimore County. The meets
were both at Tippin Natatorium
with both teams dominating both
meets.
On Friday, November 22,
UMBC came into town and soon
left town after being dominated
by the Golden Eagles. The
women defeated UMBC 138-103
while the men crushed 152 1/2 -
861/2.
Justine Gibbons, Becky
Jushchyshyn, Debbie Jones and
Cindy Wonka notched a pool
record, swimming a 3:59.58 400
medley relay for the women.
Jushchyshyn also qualified for
nationals in the 200 breaststroke,
finishing second with a 2:25.46.
Wonka also took first place in
the 50 freestyle (with a time of
:23.77) and teamed up with
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Jones, Stephanie Kissell and
Dina Maylor to win the 400
freestyle relay (with a time of
3:39.75). Jones was also a three-
race winner, taking first in the
100 freestyle with a time of
55.10.
Other first place winners for
the women's team were Amy
Paganie in the three meter dive
(278.10) and Kimberly
Strawbridge in the one meter
dive (269.55), qualifying her for
nationals.
The men had 11 first place
finishes during the destruction of
UMBC. Rick Bull led the way as
the Golden Eagles had three
swimmers with the hat trick.
Bull won the 200 individual
medley, beating the second place
finisher by over four seconds.
Bull also took firsts in the 200
butterfly and the 200
breaststroke.
Steve Darby and Dan S toner
also took three firsts for Clarion.
Darby took firsts in the 200
freestyle, the 500 freestyle and
teamed up with Dave Sheets,
John Traube and S toner to take
the 400 medley relay. Stoner also
took firsts in the 50 freestyle and
the 100 freestyle.
Other firsts for the men were
Sheets in the 200 backstroke and
Robert Walker, who took a first
on the high board and also
qualified for nationals, winning
the one meter (289.35).
On Saturday, November 23,
Clarion hosted IUP. The Indians
suffered a brutal thrashing by the
Golden Eagles; the Clarion
women defeated IUP 136-98,
while the men dominated once
again, 149 1/2 - 84 1/2.
The men took 11 of the 13
events. Steve Darby and Dan
Stoner were once again the big /
winners for Clarion, each taking
firsts in three events. Darby took
firsts in the 1000 free, 200
butterfly and teamed up with
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Stoner, Dave Sheets and Rick
Bull to win the 400 free relay.
Stoner, along with the 400 free
relay, took firsts in the 200 free
and the 100 free.
Other first place finishers for
the men were Keith Makeyenko
in the 200 individual medley,
Makeyenko, Chad Rimsky, John
Traube and Oky Fontana in the
400 medley relay, Robert Walker
on the one meter dive and
Matthew Benton on the high
board.
The women took seven events
on the day, with Cindy Wonka
and Debbie Jones leading the
way. Wonka took a first in the
100 free and swam anchor in the
400 medley relay with Beth
Lessin, Lisa Kaylor and Jones to
win with a time of 4:08.32. Jones
also topped all swimmers in the
50 free.
Other winners for the women
were Kim Strawbridge on the
one meter, Justine Gibbons in the
500 free, Tina Betz in the 200
breaststroke and Amy Paganie
on the high board. Paganie set a
13 year old school record on the
high board, scoring 297.15.
The Clarion teams' next match
will be December 6 and 7 at the
Buffalo Invitational. Their next
home match is January 18
against Oakland.
The Clarion Call - 11-5-91 - Page 21
Men's basketball squad remains undefeated
after beating up Pitt- Johnstown 106-68
by Ben Vessa
Sports Writer
While most of the 6,000-plus
students and faculty of Clarion
University were home enjoying
their Thanksgiving holiday, the
Clarion men's basketball team
still had work to do. On Tuesday,
November 26, the Golden
Eagles, fresh off two blowout
victories where their average
margin of victory was 62 points,
welcomed Columbia Union to
town.
The first half started in the
same fashion as the previous two
games had, with Clarion darting
out to an early lead, but a strong
Columbia Union front line soon
began to dominate. Clarion's
starting big men Paul Vizza and
Mark McCarthy were unable to
successfully challenge the shots
of the taller Columbia Union
players, therefore allowing
Columbia Union to hang right
with the Eagles throughout the
entire first half.
Seeing what was transpiring,
Clarion head coach Ron Righter
turned to his bench, and 6' 9"
center Steve Branch. Branch
responded by pulling down a
host of key rebounds, altering
the shots of the Columbia Union
big men. Branch even fired in a
couple baskets along the way.
Along with 6' 7" forward A.J.
Parker, Branch helped in
neutralizing the CU inside attack
and paved the way to a Clarion
win.
The Clarion bench strength
wasn't the main story of this
game, however. The biggest man
on the floor this night was 5' 11"
point guard Dave
Wojciechowski. Columbia
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
Senior Dave Cruse drives to the hoop.
Union's philosophy coming into
the game was not to allow
Clarion's big guns to tear them
apart. Both Dave Cruse and
Kwame Morton had entered the
contest with 22.5 ppg averages
and Columbia was determined to
keep them contained. With Cruse
and Morton having men draped
all over them throughout the
night, it forced Clarion to find
scoring from a different source.
Wojciechowski obliged.
Better known for his unselfish
distribution which allows players
like Cruse, Morton and
McCarthy to light up the
scoreboard, Wojo showed that he
could do some lighting himself.
He splashed in a team high 27
points and, along with Morton
who found enough breathing
room to chip in 16, helped
Clarion to a hard fought 98-90
victory over a stubborn
Columbia Union squad.
On Saturday, November 30,
the Golden Eagles traveled to
Mercyhurst for their first road
contest of the young campaign.
Morton and Cruse were back to
their old tricks again as Morton
poured in 26 and Cruse added 22
in a 103-82 basting of the Lakers
(no Thanksgiving pun intended).
Once again, the Eagles got a
big scoring contribution from a
somewhat unlikely source,
starting center Mark McCarthy.
McCarthy yanked down 10
boards on the night, an average
night on the glass for him. It was
his 22 points that was the eye-
catcher on this particular night
Those two games showed a lot
about the 1991-92 Clarion hoop
team. First of all, Clarion fans
now realize the team's depth and
versatility. Unlike many teams
that have seven or eight players
who carry the bulk of playing
time, Clarion can go 10 or 11
men deep and not lose too much
in talent. This advantage will
really become evident later in the
season when teams that can only
go seven or eight deep are worn
The men's hoop
team will be hosting
the twelfth ranked
Cal team on
Monday, January 20
at 8:00 p.m. Come
out and cheer them
on to a victory!!.
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Eagles also can show many
different looks throughout a
game.
They can go with a small,
quick line-up such as Don Rubin
and Mike Sullivan to put back
court pressure on the opposition.
Or they can insert Branch and
Parker togo with a physical,
intimidating inside game.
Clarion also proved that they do
not need to rely on twenty points
a night from Morton and Cruse
to be successful.
Clarion is currently 5-0 with a
win over the University of
Pittsburgh, Johnstown, 106-68,
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Persoiiiils
Chillers at the ville of chill. The semester has
zoomed by, stay fresh and don't be shy. See ya on
the outside. Mr. H.
To the brothers of Theta Xi, thanks so much for
looking out for me while Pokin' Joe has been
away. You all mean the world to both Joe and me.
I love you all. Love, Missy.
To: John (Milt) - Thank you for a wonderful time
at the formal. You really are a "Sweetheart!"
Let's get together again soon. Love, Tara
Kappa Delta Rho would like to congratulate the
following Brothers for all they've done and are
now finally leaving: Jerry Joyce, Willie Bartlett,
Jimmy Johnston, Stephen Walter, Ron Bickel, Tim
Callen, Carl Winner, Brian Burford, and Todd
McMillen. Good luck in the Real World.
The Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho would like to
wish our sweetheart, Kellie Whalen, a Happy
Holiday Season and we're looking forward to next
semester.
Tom, Mike and Rob - You spent a lot of dough but
what you didn't know is you should have bought
the others instead of Coors Cutters. Lucky for us
we remembered the liquor so we all caught a buzz
a lot quicker. Luv, The Chippendale Girls.
Happy 21st Birthday to our "Baby Gigi." Can't
wait til Friday at midnight! Love - The "legal"
members of the 610 Brat Pack and Sabat
A belated Thank You for my belated "B-day"
dinner, it was GREAT!! Thanks 4 everything, I
love you and will miss you SO MUCH!! "WHY
CAN'TIBEJENEANNE?!" Never forget it
Love - Jen (JULIA!)
Kevin, You will always be our sweetheart and flux
Mr. CUP. Love, the sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha
The sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha would like to
wish everyone good luck on finals!
Scott, Good luck next semester. Keep this
publication respectable. Don't make me have to
come back and kick your ... . Your mentor, Mr. H.
Thanks to Betsy Littlejohn and her committee for
the outstanding job they did on the professional
etiquette workshop! Love, Your sisters of Kappa
Theta Phi.
Congratulations to Becky Mosur on your
engagement to John Spare. Best of luck to both of
you! The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi.
Happy Birthday to our sisters: Melissa Wingfield,
Patty Lorenzo, Betsy Littlejohn, Jen Young, Tracy
Bacco, and Colleen McNally ("21" you're finally
legal)! Hope they're great! We love you - the
sisters of Kappa Theta Phi.
Kappa Theta Phi would like to wish everyone
GOOD LUCK ON FINALS and HAVE A SAFE
AND HAPPY HOLIDAY!
Kim, This is not a sad farewell about the way we
will miss you. Just a corny poem that's heartfelt
and true. Saying good-bye is never easy, and to a
sister it's even worse. But we know that is has to
be said. So you can be an animal nurse. Although
you may be miles away. Our sisterhood will never
pass. So you better come and visit us, Or we'll
kick you in the ! Good luck at your new
school. Love your sisters of Kappa Theta Phi.
Thanks to Jen Seery and her committee for the
great job on tuck-ins. Love your sisters of Kappa
Theta Phi.
Congratulations to the Kappa Theta Phi new exec,
board: President - Lisa Sanfilippo, Vice President
- Jen Young, Treasurer - Tina Briggs, Secretary -
Lisa Domjanich, Social - Sandi McCloskey, Rush -
Kelly Meyers, Pledge educator - Angel Lotto,
Scholarship - Colleen McNally and Historian -
Denise Bump. We know you'll do a great job.
Love, your sisters.
Forest M.uior and all the wonderful people that
made living there possible. Thank you for
everything.
Happy 22nd Birthday Sue!! Hope it's a great one.
And Happy belated 22nd Birthday Deanna!! Your
D Phi E Sisters
Happy birthday to Heidi, Bobbi Jo, Laurie,
Gretchen, Allison, Ann, Jakie, and Melissa. Love,
Delta Zcta.
FALL 91 THETA PHIS - Thank you for making
me so proud! Love always, Gretchen.
Congratulations to the new Executive Board of
Delta Zeta. Good luck next semester.
Nancy MacDonald and Amy Stamm: 1 lave the
most festive of all birthdays! Too bad we won't be
able to help you celebrate! We love you! - Theta
Phi Alpha.
D Phi E thanks their neo-phytes for such a great
sister social. You are almost there now! or are
you!???
Tri-Sigma would like to wish everyone a safe and
happy Thanksgiving break!
Rich and Little B: Great job in Mr. CUP! Love,
Delta Zeta
We welcome Marcy Deener, Crystal Holben, and
Heather Linder to our Theta Phi Alpha family! We
can't wait until next semester! Love, the Sisters of
Theta Phi Alpha!
Congratulations to Jamie Bero for being chosen as
sister of the week and to Michelle Exley for sister
of the semester. Love, Delta Zeta
To Sherry Grady: Best of Luck in your endeavors
as you leave C.U.P. You will be sadly missed!
Love, the Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha
The Sisters of Tri-Sigma are collecting toys for
local children for Christmas. Any donations
(brand new or used) are welcome! Please drop off
toys at the Tri-Sigma house at 1 1 Wilson Ave. by
December 6! Thank -you!
Zeta Tau Alpha would like to welcome and
congratulate our neophytes: Erin Treaster, Kim
Walch, Tracy Bertges, Trade LeShock, Amy
Kroell, Lynn Monteleone, Terri Rizzo, and Lori
Conroy. We love you!
CONGRATULATIONS !!! to our newly initiated
SISTERS: Jerri Best, Amy Gerkin, Amy Stamm,
Amy Romantino, Jenny Field, Holly Neely,
Brooke Rubritz, and Erin Moshgat All of our love
your Theta Phi Alpha Sisters.
To everyone that attended our 1991 semi-formal.
Get out of the pool! ! ! Thanks for making it a blast
and we'll do it again next fall. The Brothers of
Theta Xi.
Mike Bundy: Congratulations, Mr. CUP 1991 !
We love our Cuddlebunny! Love, the Zetas
Kathy - You did an awesome job on putting
together this year's formal. Thanks so much!!
Love, Your Phi Sig Sisters
KDR - We had a blast P-Jammin' with you guys!
Thanks and lets do it again! Love, the Zetas
Rebecca, Kathy, DeAnn, Wendy, Kelly B., Stacy
C: Tonight is for you! We hope it's the best
good-bye party, ever! Congratulations on finally
graduating! Theta Phi love, Your sisters!
Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank all of our
dates who attended this years formal. We had a
wonderful time! PS. - Matt Brown: sorry you
couldn't come; we missed you.
Zeta Tau Alpha would like to wish everyone good
luck on finals and a Happy, Safe Holiday!
Theta Phi Alpha wishes everyone the Merriest
Christmas and the Happiest of New Years! Enjoy
your break!
Delta Zeta Neophytes: Thanks for everything
you've done for me. It looks like the best chose
the best Love, Your T.B., Little B
Heather and Stacey - Thanks for doing a great job
planning an awesome formal! Zeta Love, Your
sisters.
To the brothers of Kappa Delta Rho: We had a
great time twisting the night away! Twister has
never been soooo interesting! Love - Theta Phi
Alpha!
Danielle, Molly, Tara, Traci: You guys are the
greatest! I'll miss ya! Love ya, Bren
The Zetas would like to thank everyone who
attended our open bid party. We're looking
forward to seeing you.
Thank you Uncle Bill for sharing with everyone
the special magic in your heart, and in your
buckwheat cakes! We all miss you!
Reap the Harvest - Thanks to the generosity of
C.U.P. students $234.00 was donated to the
Clarion County Food Bank by Catholic Campus
Ministry. Special thanks to Phi Sigma Sigma and
Kappa Delta Rho for their outstanding
contributions.
For my Tiger, Its been a great month. Hope it
only gets better. Pencil me in for a game or two of
Monopoly. Kisses, Your Hon.
The sisters of Tri-sigma would like to wish
everyone good luck on finals! Have a safe and fun
break!
The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau would like to wish
their graduating seniors the very best of luck and
much success in the future. We love you girls and
we'll miss you. Love, the sister of AST
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performing your favorite modem and classic rock
at the Red Stallion Saturday, Dec. 7 from 10 p.m. -
2 a.m. Cover charge only $2.00, photo I.D.
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PMS POSSE - Hope your semesters were the best
that they could be. Can't wait until next semester.
Hope it will be better! Have a great break and the
best new year.
The Whole Shocking Story - Great job at the Habi-
Jam!!! I hope you continue to Jam together. You
are the best! Mik
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Merry Christmas, Vladimir!! Here's a hint on what
you are getting for Christmas: It's big and it came
in the mail. Got any guesses?!??
JeNeanne (neener-weener), We will miss you so
much. You're the best friend any of us could ask
for. Remember all our great memories and special
times we've shared. They will live in our hearts
forever. Spring 90 loves you! Love, Hols, Tin-A,
She, Claude, Dinkel, Amy, Jill, Allison, Roach and
Sharon.
The D Phi E's would like to thank their dates for
such an awesome time at the formal!
Sheila, You did a great job with the formal!
Thanks! Your D Phi E sisters
Good luck to the men's and women's basketball
teams during PSAC action next semester. Sorry I
can't be here to capture it all. I'll miss being under
the hoop. C.A. Homer
To the brothers of Sigma Chi: We finally got
together for a mixer and had a great time. Thanks
guys! We'll always love our neighbors! Love, the
sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau
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Congratulations to our open bids: Jen, Marilynn,
Dawn, and Missy. We love you girls, the sisters of
Alpha Sigma Tau.
Congratulations to the NEW SISTERS of Alpha
Sigma Tau: Laurie, Michelle, Kristie, Tracy, Jody,
Jen, Chris, Leslie, and Heather! We are so proud
of you girls! We love you, AST.
Congratulations to Bearded and Becky on your
engagement! Best Wishes, Your Delta Chi
Brothers.
Congratulations to all the new Delta Chi Brothers.
Great job guys! The Brothers of Delta Chi.
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Sports Opinion
Twelve days of Christmas to a different tune
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Once again, it is time for
Christmas. Yes, boys and girls,
it's time for candy canes,
stockings and Christmas trees.
It's also time for crowded malls,
stupid cardboard cut-ups of
Frosty the Snowman in all your
neighbors' front yards and
Christmas carolers singing
"Silent Night" out of key.
To begin this festive occasion,
I have decided to run my version
of "The Twelve Days of
Christmas." But, please, don't
try to sing this. It probably won't
sound the same as the original .
On the first day of Christmas. .
. I would like to wish bad tidings
to Bobby Bonilla and New York
Mets fans next season. New
York has signed Bonilla for a
five year, $29 million contract. I
hope that he has a mediocre
season so Mets fans will finally
know what it feels like to sign
someone to a multi-million
dollar contract only to have that
someone completely suck. Lord
knows Pirate fans have been
through that experience enough
times.
On the second day of
Christmas. . . I would like to
wish the men's and women's
Golden Eagle basketball teams
the best of luck in their 1992
campaigns. Both teams should
reach the playoffs this season. I
also wish them better fan
support. They both had great
seasons last year, but received
little support from the student
body. Hopefully, CUP students
will wake up and realize that the
Golden Eagle teams are very
exciting to watch.
On the third day of Christmas.
. . I want to give Mike Tyson a
brain. It's been obvious over the
past few years that Tyson has
lost that fighting edge. The
reason is Don King. Maybe if
Tyson gets a brain, he will break
out of his coma and dump King
as a manager and a friend.
On the fourth day of
Christmas. . . I hope that
someone gives me a book on the
art of fishing. This book might
help me better understand why
fishing is considered a sport
On the fifth day of Christmas. .
. I hope to receive Stiller
(pronounced Steeler if you don't
speak with a Western
Pennsylvania accent)
photographs, so I can put them in
with future Stiller articles.
On the sixth day of Christmas.
. . I will make a prediction for
the Superbowl. Detroit will be a
dark horse through the playoffs
and upset the Redskins to win a
berth in the Superbowl. The
Raiders will beat Buffalo in the
AFC Championship to put them
in the "big show."
On the seventh day of
Christmas. . . I hope that
someone will give me a
guarantee that I (along with other
competent baseball writers) will
one day have a chance to vote
for the players that should
receive baseball's most coveted
awards. Terry Pendleton should
have won "Comeback Player of
the Year," not MVP. That award
is rightfully Barry Bonds'. And
even though Cal Ripken had a
great season, he didn't deserve
the MVP. His Baltimore Orioles
finished in the basement of the
AL East. Frank Thomas had a
better year and his team, the
White Sox, were in the hunt for
the AL West crown until the
final two weeks of the season.
On the eighth day of
Christmas. . . I want to wish
Barry Bonds a new team, a team
in a city where he is appreciated.
It's a travesty to see him play on
a team where the front office
apparently judges a man by his
color of skin and not his ability
as a player.
On the ninth day of Christmas.
. . I hope to get two tickets to the
national truck and tractor pull
featuring the hot, new monster
truck, "Grave Digger." I have
been receiving press releases
about this blessed event
approximately once a month and
I just want to see what all the
hoopla is about.
On the tenth day of Christmas.
. . I want to give some sports
announcers their walking papers.
Keith Jackson, Brent Musberger,
Jack Buck, Tim McCarver and
Bill Walsh are just a few.
Jackson and Musberger are
insensitive mongrels who jump
bandwagons like it's going out of
style. Buck is a white, senile
supremist who has no clue about
the game of baseball. McCarver,
although retired from the Mets,
still puts New York up on a
pedestal and blatantly roots
against all other NL East teams,
especially Pittsburgh. And
Walsh, even though he was a
great coach, always seems to
find a way to mention how great
the 49ers were when he coached
them. If Jim Kelly throws a great
pass, he will say, "That reminds
me of the way Joe Montana used
to throw the ball." If Andre
Rison makes a spectacular catch,
he will say, "That reminds me of
a catch Jerry Rice had in our
Superbowl win over the
Broncos." His babbling about
San Francisco gets tiring.
On the eleventh day of
Christmas. . . I hope to receive
subscriptions to all the major
sport magazines and newspapers,
so I can get all those neat videos,
shoe phones, desk clocks and
other assorted knickknacks for
free.
On the twelfth day of
Christmas. . . I wish AIDS
scientists all the luck and prayers
as they try to find a cure for this
deadly disease. I don't want to
see Magic and all those who
have contracted the HIV virus to
suffer through a long and painful
disease.
Well, that is my rendition. I
hope that you have a safe and
happy holiday vacation.
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News Clips
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- International-
Marcos files for Presidency
MANILA, Philippines (AP) - The government on
Wednesday lodged four more graft charges against
Imelda Marcos a day after she filed her presidential
candidacy in the May national elections.
The government ombudsman charged the widow of
President Ferdinand Marcos with violating anti-graft
laws in connection with contracts for the lease of
properties owned by state-run Light Rail Transit
system.Ombudsman Conrado Vasquez said that in
1984, a year before the trains began operation, Mrs.
Marcos awarded leases for commercial space at the
train stations to private firms "under private personal
terms."
- State -
Lawmakers set to reconvene
Harrisburg (AP) - Pennsylvania's elected officials
returned to the job this week with several important issues
on the agenda.
The leading issue concerns reapportionment of
congressional districts. Due to census figures in 1990,
Pennsylvania is to lose two seats in the U.S. House
Congressional districting looms as a large issue due to the
upcoming Republican and Democratic national conventions
in preparation for the presidential election in November.
In This Issue -
u
News
• Student Center Update
Pg.5
• Financial Aid Information
Pg.7
Features
• King celebration held
Pg.H
• "Desire" hits Clarion
Pg. 14
Sports
• C.U.P Wrestling Ranks 6th
Pg.19
•Women's B-ball undefeated
Pg.20
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Today - Mostly cloudy, milder. High 30
Friday- Cloudy, chance of rain. High 35
Saturday- Mixture of rain and snow. High 27
Sunday - Cloudy, snow showers in the late
evening. High 30-35
Monday -Showers early, temps fall. High 40
Tuesday -Cloudy, snow showers. High 30
Clarion loses a great one. . .
Wrestling Coach Bubb to
step down after 26 years
Robert G. "Bob" Bubb, Clarion
University's outstanding NCAA
Division I head wrestling coach since
1966, will step down from his position
at the end of the 1991-92 wrestling
season. This announcement was made
December 19 by Clarion President Dr.
Diane L. Reinhard. A search will begin
immediately to determine his successor.
Bubb, who is also a professor in the
Health and Physical Education
Department, will be on sabbatical leave
the 1992-93 academic year, then return
to the university to teach full-time in the
fall of 1993. He will continue to operate
the Clarion Summer Wrestling Camp in
1992.
"Bob has asked that he be permitted
to step down from his position as head
wrestling coach at Clarion University
effective the end of the 1991-92 season
and I am granting that request," said
Clarion President Dr. Reinhard. "His
coaching excellence and strong values
have brought great stature to Clarion
University athletics. I would like to
thank Bob for his 26 years of dedicated
service to the university and to the
wrestling program, and wish him well
in the future. Clarion University
remains totally committed to NCAA
Division I wrestling and it is with that
commitment in mind that we proceed in
the days ahead."
"I would like to thank Dr. Reinhard
for granting my request," said coach
Bubb. "I sincerely feel the time has
come for me to step down and for the
program to move forward with a new
shot in the arm. I have thoroughly
enjoyed my coaching tenure at Clarion
and have been extremely fortunate to
have the opportunity to put together the
type of experiences, associations and
friendships here that I will cherish
forever."
Currently in his 26th season as the
Golden Eagle mentor, Bubb has set a
standard of excellence as an NCAA
Division I head coach that is virtually
unmatched. In 1990 he became only the
fourth Division I coach in the history of
the sport to reach 300 dual meet wins
and currently has a career dual meet
slate of 314-118-4, a winning
percentage of 72.5%. He has coached
six NCAA Division I National
Phamninnc three College Division
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion Wrestling coach Bob Bubb congratulates Eric Burnett
following a recent victory over arch-rival Edinboro.
Champs, 25 Division I All Americans, ended the season ranked third in the
28 Eastern Wrestling League winners nation behind Iowa and Iowa State,
and 63 PSAC (Pennsylvania State The teams top Division I Nationals
Athletic Conference) titlists. Bubb's finish came in 1973 when Clarion
teams have won ten PSAC Team Titles scored 54.50 points and ended 4th.
(1972, 73, 74, 76, 77, 78, 81, 83, 86, 91), Two sixth place finishes were also
one EWL Championship (1980) and registered in 1972 and 1987.
have an enviable record at Division I Bubb came to Clarion as head
Nationals. The Golden Eagles, under wrestling coach, replacing Frank
Bubb, have placed top 20 in team Lignelli who had become the
scoring at Division I Nationals 11 -times school's athletic director earlier that
since 1972 (20 years) and placed in the year. "I really want to thank Frank
top 29 in team scoring at Div. I's in 18 of Lignelli and Dr. Gemmell (former
the last 21 seasons. Bubb's top dual CUP President) for giving me the
meet season came in the 1985-86 season opportunity to coach here at
when the Golden Eagles were 17-0-1 and
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
I'agc 24,- The Clarion Call - 12-5-91
Sports Opinion
Twelve days of Christmas to a different tune
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Once again, it is time for
Christmas. Yes, boys and girls,
it's time for candy canes,
stockings and Christmas trees.
It's also time for crowded malls,
stupid cardboard cut-ups of
Frosty the Snowman in all your
neighbors' front yards and
Christmas carolers singing
"Silent Night" out of key.
To begin this festive occasion,
I have decided to run my version
of "The Twelve Days of
Christmas." But, please, don't
try to sing this. It probably won't
sound the same as the original .
On the first day of Christmas. .
. I would like to wish bad tidings
to Bobby Bonilla and New York
Mets fans next season. New
York has signed Bonilla for a
five year, $29 million contract. I
hope that he has a mediocre
season so Mets fans will finally
know what it feels like to sign
someone to a multi-million
dollar contract only to have that
someone completely suck. Lord
knows Pirate fans have been
through that experience enough
times.
On the second day of
Christmas. . . I would like to
wish the men's and women's
Golden Eagle basketball teams
the best of luck in their 1992
campaigns. Both teams should
reach the playoffs this season. I
also wish them better fan
support. They both had great
seasons last year, but received
little support from the student
body. Hopefully, CUP students
will wake up and realize that the
Golden Eagle teams are very
exciting to watch.
On the third day of Christmas.
. . I want to give Mike Tyson a
brain. It's been obvious over the
past few years that Tyson has
lost that fighting edge. The
reason is Don King. Maybe if
Tyson gets a brain, he will break
out of his coma and dump King
as a manager and a friend.
On the fourth day of
Christmas. . . I hope that
someone gives me a book on the
art of fishing. This book might
help me better understand why
fishing is considered a sport
On the fifth day of Christmas. .
. I hope to receive Stiller
(pronounced Steeler if you don't
speak with a Western
Pennsylvania accent)
photographs, so I can put them in
with future Stiller articles.
On the sixth day of Christmas.
. . I will make a prediction for
the Superbowl. Detroit will be a
dark horse through the playoffs
and upset the Redskins to win a
berth in the Superbowl. The
Raiders will beat Buffalo in the
AFC Championship to put them
in the "big show."
On the seventh day of
Christmas. . . I hope that
someone will give me a
guarantee that I (along with other
competent baseball writers) will
one day have a chance to vote
for the players that should
receive baseball's most coveted
awards. Terry Pendleton should
have won "Comeback Player of
the Year," not MVP. That award
is rightfully Barry Bonds'. And
even though Cal Ripken had a
great season, he didn't deserve
the MVP. His Baltimore Orioles
finished in the basement of the
AL East. Frank Thomas had a
better year and his team, the
White Sox, were in the hunt for
the AL West crown until the
final two weeks of the season.
On the eighth day of
Christmas. . . I want to wish
Barry Bonds a new team, a team
in a city where he is appreciated.
It's a travesty to see him play on
a team where the front office
apparently judges a man by his
color of skin and not his ability
as a player.
On the ninth day of Christmas.
. . I hope to get two tickets to the
national truck and tractor pull
featuring the hot, new monster
truck, "Grave Digger." I have
been receiving press releases
about this blessed event
approximately once a month and
I just want to see what all the
hoopla is about.
On the tenth day of Christmas.
. . I want to give some sports
announcers their walking papers.
Keith Jackson, Brent Musberger,
Jack Buck, Tim McCarver and
Bill Walsh are just a few.
Jackson and Musberger are
insensitive mongrels who jump
bandwagons like it's going out of
style. Buck is a white, senile
supremist who has no clue about
the game of baseball. McCarver,
although retired from the Mets,
still puts New York up on a
pedestal and blatantly roots
against all other NL East teams,
especially Pittsburgh. And
Walsh, even though he was a
great coach, always seems to
find a way to mention how great
the 49ers were when he coached
them. If Jim Kelly throws a great
pass, he will say, "That reminds
me of the way Joe Montana used
to throw the ball." If Andre
Rison makes a spectacular catch,
he will say, "That reminds me of
a catch Jerry Rice had in our
Superbowl win over the
Broncos." His babbling about
San Francisco gets tiring.
On the eleventh day of
Christmas. . . I hope to receive
subscriptions to all the major
sport magazines and newspapers,
so I can get all those neat videos,
shoe phones, desk clocks and
other assorted knickknacks for
free.
On the twelfth day of
Christmas. . . I wish AIDS
scientists all the luck and prayers
as they try to find a cure for this
deadly disease. I don't want to
see Magic and all those who
have contracted the HIV virus to
suffer through a long and painful
disease.
Well, that is my rendition. I
hope that you have a safe and
happy holiday vacation.
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Volume 73, Issue 13 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania January 23, 1992
- International-
Marcos files for Presidency
MANILA, Philippines (AP) - The government on
Wednesday lodged four more graft charges against
Imelda Marcos a day after she filed her presidential
candidacy in the May national elections.
The government ombudsman charged the widow of
President Ferdinand Marcos with violating anti-graft
laws in connection with contracts for the lease of
properties owned by state-run Light Rail Transit
system. Ombudsman Conrado Vasquez said that in
1984, a year before the trains began operation, Mrs.
Marcos awarded leases for commercial space at the
train stations to private firms "under private personal
terms."
- State -
Lawmakers set to reconvene
Harrisburg (AP) - Pennsylvania's elected officials
returned to the job this week with several important issues
on the agenda.
The leading issue concerns reapportionment of
congressional districts. Due to census figures in 1990,
Pennsylvania is to lose two seats in the U.S. House.
Congressional districting looms as a large issue due to the
upcoming Republican and Democratic national conventions
in preparation for the presidential election in November.
- In This Issue -
M
u
News
• Student Center Update
Pg.5
• Financial Aid Information
Pg.7
Features
• King celebration held
Pg.H
• "Desire" hits Clarion
Pg. 14
Sports
• C.U.P Wrestling Ranks 6th
Pg.19
•Women's B-ball undefeated
Pg.20
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Today - Mostly cloudy, milder. High 30
Friday - Cloudy, chance of rain. High 35
Saturday- Mixture of rain and snow. High 27
Sunday - Cloudy, snow showers in the late
evening. High 30-35
Monday -Showers early, temps fall. High 40
Tuesday -Cloudy, snow showers. High 30
Clarion loses a great one. . .
Wrestling Coach Bubb to
step down after 26 years
Robert G. "Bob" Bubb, Clarion
University's outstanding NCAA
Division I head wrestling coach since
1966, will step down from his position
at the end of the 1991-92 wrestling
season. This announcement was made
December 19 by Clarion President Dr.
Diane L. Reinhard. A search will begin
immediately to determine his successor.
Bubb, who is also a professor in the
Health and Physical Education
Department, will be on sabbatical leave
the 1992-93 academic year, then return
to the university to teach full-time in the
fall of 1993. He will continue to operate
the Clarion Summer Wrestling Camp in
1992.
"Bob has asked that he be permitted
to step down from his position as head
wrestling coach at Clarion University
effective the end of the 1991-92 season
and I am granting that request," said
Clarion President Dr. Reinhard. "His
coaching excellence and strong values
have brought great stature to Clarion
University athletics. I would like to
thank Bob for his 26 years of dedicated
service to the university and to the
wrestling program, and wish him well
in the future. Clarion University
remains totally committed to NCAA
Division I wrestling and it is with that
commitment in mind that we proceed in
the days ahead."
"I would like to thank Dr. Reinhard
for granting my request," said coach
Bubb. "I sincerely feel the time has
come for me to step down and for the
program to move forward with a new
shot in the arm. I have thoroughly
enjoyed my coaching tenure at Clarion
and have been extremely fortunate to
have the opportunity to put together the
type of experiences, associations and
friendships here that I will cherish
forever."
Currently in his 26th season as the
Golden Eagle mentor, Bubb has set a
standard of excellence as an NCAA
Division I head coach that is virtually
unmatched. In 1990 he became only the
fourth Division I coach in the history of
the sport to reach 300 dual meet wins
and currently has a career dual meet
slate of 314-118-4, a winning
percentage of 72.5%. He has coached
six NCAA Division I National
rhomninnc ihrpp College Division
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion Wrestling coach Bob Bubb congratulates Eric Burnett
following a recent victory over arch-rival Edinboro.
Champs, 25 Division I All Americans, ended the season ranked third in the
28 Eastern Wrestling League winners nation behind Iowa and Iowa State,
and 63 PSAC (Pennsylvania State The teams top Division I Nationals
Athletic Conference) titlists. Bubb's finish came in 1973 when Clarion
teams have won ten PSAC Team Titles scored 54.50 points and ended 4th.
(1972, 73, 74, 76, 77, 78, 81, 83, 86, 91), Two sixth place finishes were also
one EWL Championship (1980) and registered in 1972 and 1987.
have an enviable record at Division I Bubb came to Clarion as head
Nationals. The Golden Eagles, under wrestling coach, replacing Frank
Bubb, have placed top 20 in team Lignelli who had become the
scoring at Division I Nationals 11-times school's athletic director earlier that
since 1972 (20 years) and placed in the year. "I really want to thank Frank
top 29 in team scoring at Div. I's in 18 of Lignelli and Dr. Gemmell (former
the last 21 seasons. Bubb's top dual CUP President) for giving me the
meet season came in the 1985-86 season opportunity to coach here at
when the Golden Eagles were 17-0-1 and
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
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A
FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Remember Pearl Harbor
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Welcome back after the half-
time break. I'd say mid-winter,
but brown rain doesn't fit
anywhere in my seasonal
memory.
As we prepare for the new
semester, this one with the
promise of spring, I cannot but
help hearken back a single year.
Three hundred and sixty-five
quick spins of this orb and, my,
what changes.
I think it has been a bit
overwhelming: The fear; the
possibility; the horror; the hope;
all those howling headlines. So
much has been packed into our
personal lives and our collective
history in this year past that we
seem to have exhausted our
information processing
capability.
Maybe that's why during this
holiday season I heard such little
talk of the demise of the Soviet
Union; maybe that's why during
their holiday season no one ever
mentioned the Gulf War:
Certainly an event we were living
with each moment just a scant
year back.
Contributions
to the weekly
Hide Park
column can be
dropped off at
the Clarion
Call Office in
Room 1 of
Harvey Hall
during regular
business
hours.
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Arthur Barlow
The days were delightfully
banal. There was a certian effort
to be falsely festive, but there
was also a special mental
comfort in being able to cut free
from the past and stop projecting
the future- to just live in the
moment
Some people succumb to
holiday exhaustion; I think
we've all been afflicted with
historical exhaustion; maybe
that's why Ted Turner is Time 's
Person of the Year rather than
Boris Yeltsin.
Happy New Year.
M r. Arthur Barlow
is a member of the
Communication Department
and the self appointed
Grounds keeper of
"Hide Park"
Chuckie is a 36-year old man
living in a small home in a
Detroit suburb. He is married
and has an 8-year old son.
He has been an employee at an
American automobile
manufacturing plant for almost
15 years. He works on one of the
assembly lines and has been a
loyal and hard working union
employee during his time at the
plant.
One day, Chuckie finds a
notice in his paycheck telling
him, due to decreasing profits
and increasing costs, his job is
being consolidated with several
others; therefore, his services at
the plant are no longer needed.
Chuckie is devastated. He has
just gone out and bought a new
car. He had no idea the layoff
was coming, and he hasn't a clue
as to why it is necessary to
reduce costs by eliminating his
job.
As upset and confused as
Chuckie is, he decides to go
home and tell his wife the bad
news.
So he goes and gets in his new
car and makes bis way home. As
he arrives, he spots his wife's
1984 Honda Prelude in the
driveway.
"How am I going to explain
my layoff to my wife," says
Chuckie in a voice of disbelief.
Chuckie pulls up into the
driveway, and parks his new
1991 Hyundai.
"Oh why, and how could this
have happened to me," screams
Chuckie, "I've been such a good
and loyal employee all of these
years."
Chuckie is a fictitious person
that I pulled out of the depths of
my mind. But, more and more
Chuckie's are popping up around
the country.
Those so called American
patriots wrapped themselves in
the flag prior to and during the
Gulf War, even though they wore
Japanese made tee shirts and
Taiwanese made underwear
underneath that flag.
There's definitely something
wrong with all of you
"Americans" who wake up each
morning pledging allegiance to
the stars and stripes only to go
through your day worshipping
and supporting the land of the
rising sun.
President Bush recently
returned from a trip to the
Pacific and specifically the
Orient. He was to try to correct
that huge trade imbalance we
have with Japan and those other
countries in the Orient.
Our president came home
(Cont. on pg. 4)
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Are we
really
Recycling?
Dear Editor:
My curiosity has me
wondering once again: Does the
new recycling ordinance exclude
some fraternity and sorority
houses from the mandatory
recycling? Call me disgusting if
you will, but I looked into a
fraternity house garbage
dumpster recently, and saw about
eight cases of beer bottles and
cans mixed in with the garbage.
One may conclude that fraternal
organizations are heavy beer
drinkers, but that's not the point I
want to make. I want to know
why this house doesn't recycle.
Only God knows why any group
of students would break a law
which was implemented not only
to help slow the murderous
tendencies we humans inflict
upon our Mother Earth, but also
to alleviate the economic and
sociological pressures mankind
is suffering in order to find new
dumping grounds for our
dwindling supply of natural
resources.
I'm aware that this problem
exists in other residences as well,
and that most of the problem
results from poor distribution of
the bins and lack of
understanding of the recycling
procedure (such as pick-up
days). I had a similar problem,
which I solved by simply calling
the Clarion Borough Office at
226-7707.
Recycling may not seem like
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environmental problems, but it's
like playing leap-frog: one thing
will lead to another. In time our
Mother and supplier of life and
home will once again smile at
the sun, and the universe will not
cease of life for years to come.
Your part is small . . . Recycling
Works!
Kevin Mikula
CUP Student
Afterthoughts. .
(Cont. from Pg. 2)
talking a great game. He spoke
of the Toys R Us store he helped
open in Japan. Wow, isn't that
great. President Bush helped
open an American toy store in
Japan. The only problem with
that is approximately 80 percent
of the products sold in Toy R Us
stores are made in Japan and
Taiwan.
President Bush also spoke of
the increase of nine billion
dollars in cars and products that
Japan has promised to buy from
American companies. Wow, isn't
this great, now Japan only
exports three times as much into
the United States, as we ship to
that part of the world. Trade sure
seems to be improving greatly.
Many people want trade
barriers put in place to slow
down the influx of Japanese and
foreign products shipped to the
United States. President Bush
says if this is done more
Americans will lose their jobs.
Many Americans cry that it's
time to close our markets and
begin a policy of protectionism
for American products in this
country.
Perhaps it's time we started
thinking that Americans should
come first in the world, and that
the rest of the world should
come maybe eighth or ninth.
In a related matter, there is
another Republican presidential
candidate who preaches
"America first" and who is also
gaining some ground on Bush.
For all of you who don't know
and are interested, the man's
name is Patrick Buchanan, and
many of his policies are worth
listening to.
Many folks say that backing
Buchanan means total
devastation for the American
economy. Well, while I'm no
financial expert, I will say with
the utmost confidence that the
U.S. economy can't get much
worse than it already is.
By the way, that nine billion
dollar increase that President
Bush spoke of, I'll believe it
only after it actually happens.
The simple fact is that in all of
the history courses I've ever had,
I've been taught about Japan
once before double-crossing the
U.S. and stabbing us in the back.
A cry commonly heard during
a previous war was, "Remember
the Alamo!!!"
Perhaps it's time to start a new
cry such as, "Remember Pearl
Harbor."
I wonder if Chuckie has
figured out why he was laid off
yet.
Maybe I was raised a little
differently by my parents and
family. But, if I ever would have
bought a foreign car, I would
have been shunned by my family
for not supporting the U.S.
A quick side note to this very
opinionated piece is that the
Japanese have already denied
their pledge to buy American
automobiles. That didn't take all
that long now did it
Until next week. . .Farewell.
The Clarion Call is looking for
Communication majors who
want to earn their print co-
curriculars by typing for the
Clarion Call. All those interested
can stop by the Clarion Call
office on Monday or Tuesday
of next week.
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1-23-92
ssor Dr. Keth
Physics profe
retires after 32 years
by Larry McEwen
News Writer
Dr. Clifford Keth, professor of
Physics, has announced his
retirement after 32 years of
teaching Newton's laws to
Clarion University students.
Dr. Keth taught primarily
physics and optics and was
planetarium director for three
years. He also painted the murals
for "Hall of the Universe"
located in the Peirce
Planetarium.
Graduating from Clarion State
College in 1955, Dr. Keth taught
in local high schools until 1959
when he accepted his post at
Clarion.
He received both his Master's
of Education in 1961 and his
Doctorate of Education in 1969
from Pennsylvania State
University.
A founding member of the
Physics department, Dr. Keth,
along with Dr. Paul Shank,
helped develop the physics
program at Clarion University.
"The program has improved in
quality and quantity," said Dr.
Keth. He is pleased with its
development over the years.
Dr. Keth plans to travel during
retirement.
One of Dr. Keth's many honors
was shared with Dr. William
Kodrich, as they presented then
President Jimmy Carter a box of
flies for his cold water
conservation efforts.
Public Affairs
Physics Professor Dr. Clifford Keth.
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A Blast from the Past. .
Clarion Call File Photo
A new feature in this year's Clarion Call, will give readers a chance to take in some of the
imagery of the history of Clarion University. This photo is of then Music Hall, now Moore
Hall near the turn of the century. ___^ ,
Coach Bubb.
(Cont from pg. 1)
Clarion," said Bubb. "I
appreciate the confidence they
had in my abilities, and certainly
the strong support the program
always had from the university,
because the things we were able
to accomplish could never have
been done without that strong
support."
In his first three seasons he
supported a dual record of 34-7,
and notched his first NCAA
Division I placewinner in Doug
Niebel in 1969. But it was three
years later when Bubb's team
exploded on the national scene
that wrestling really took off at
Clarion. Dubbed "The Little
Giants of Wrestling", Bubb saw
Garry Barton (currently head
coach of Clearfield High) win
Clarion's first NCAA Div. I
National title at 134-pounds in
1972. Moments later saw Wade
Schalles, who many believe was
one of the greatest wrestlers of
all-time (inducted last Spring
into the National Wrestling Hall
of Fame and Museum) win his
first title at 150-pounds. In 1973
Clarion sported three NCAA
Div. I National Champions in
Don Rohn (134-pounds), Wade
Schalles (158) and BUI Simpson
(167), plus scored 54.50 team
points and placed 4th as a team
of nationals. In two seasons
(1972 & 73), Clarion had posted
one-fourth of the total Div. I
National Champions and vaulted
itself into the national wrestling
scene.
"Those two seasons (1972 &
73) were the ones that really put
us on the map," recalled Bubb.
"We had exciting wrestlers and
our fans , as well as wrestling
fans in general, would drive for
miles to see people like Schalles,
Barton, Rohn and Simpson
wrestle. That type of following
enabled us to continue to build
our program, plus gave us the
ability to open recruiting doors
into top quality student-athletes."
"I think my assistant coaches
really deserve a lot of credit,"
analyzed Bubb. "I've been
blessed with outstanding
assistants, but I especially want
to thank my current assistant and
chief recruiter for the past 17 -
seasons Jack Davis. He has done
a fantastic job for Clarion
University. Recruiting is the life
blood of every program and
much of our success is due to his
ability as a recruiter."
Was there any one keys for
success? "I think the overall
success that Clarion has
achieved was due to a number of
factors," recanted Bubb. "We
had tremendous support from the
university, the faculty and staff,
the community and our loyal pin
club members. Without the
sacrifices made by so many
people, wrestling would not be
where it is today at Clarion. I
think our overall success is a lot
like comparing mom's
homemade pie and a store
bought pie. Mom always threw
in a little pinch of this and a little
pinch of that. There wasn't
anything you could put your
finger on, but when that pie
came out, it tasted so much
better than the store bought pie.
That's how Clarion wrestling lias
been for me. It's those special
ingredients provided by so many
people involved with and
surrounding the program that
makes wrestling so special at
Clarion."
"We will really miss coach
Bubb," stated Clarion Athletic
Director Robert Carlson. "We
are all proud of the tradition and
legacy he has built for Clarion
University and it's wrestling
program. He has earned the
admiration and respect of people
across the country and has set a
high standard of coaching
excellence."
Bubb, a native of Lock Haven,
Pa., graduated from Lock Haven
High School in 1954 and was a
runner-up at the PIAA State
Wrestling Championships.
Moving on to attend the
University of Pittsburgh, Bubb
was a three-year letterwinner and
placed fourth as a wrestler at the
1959 NCAA Division I
Wrestling Nationals, plus was
voted Pitt's MVP that same year.
- courtesy of
Sports Information
The Clarion Call - 1-23-92 - Page 5
Student Center Update
$6 million complex nears completion
by Bryan Delaney
News Writer
The Reimer Student Center is
scheduled to be finished by
March 31 due to construction
being 30 days ahead of schedule.
The center's new occupants
should be moving into the
building starting April 1.
"We're right on schedule and
haven't lost any time," said Dave
Tomeo, director of University
Centers.
Dave Fagan, construction
manager for the Reimer project
said, "Right now the project is
95 percent complete."
Even though the opening date
is set, not all the occupants can
stop what they are doing and
move immediately. With this
type of situation arising among
others, there will be times set
aside to regulate the number of
people moving in at the same
time.
"We don't expect people to
move that quickly because it just
isn't possible for everybody,"
said Tomeo.
Presently, the painting on the
east wing is done except for the
final coat. The west wing
(Tippin side) is now being done.
The raquetball courts are 60
percent completed with the
studding and insulation in place.
It is hoped to be completed by
the end of this week except for
the floors which are specially
contracted.
The second half of March and
the month of April will be used
to get the furnishings completed.
Fagan explained that in order to
cause less confusion, the book
store would probably be
coordinating the furnishings
during an off-peak time. "We
are not going to tie everyone to a
particular date."
The Eagles Den will probably
be one of the last parts to be
completed in the complex.
Currently that area is being used
for construction offices. The
basic design has yet to be
completed. Fagan stated that it
may possibly be completed by
the beginning of the summer
session.
In addition to the expansion,
there will be a plaza located
between Tippin Gymnasium and
the new building. The plaza will
include a stage platform and
bench seating which will be used
for small conceits and will be a
place for students to congregate.
Completion of this structure is
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The spiral staircase in the middle of the building is one of
the many unique aspects of the new student center
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The three raquetball courts are about 60 percent completed with the studding and insulation in place.
estimated for mid-summer. In
order to present an amphitheater
effect, landscaping will be done
in the spring.
The walkways that have been
removed will be replaced by new
concrete ones; some walkways
will be moved in order to
accommodate the plaza. The
main walkway leading to the
union will include numerous
brick designs. "Our idea has
always been, when the students
step off that road (from Tippin)
they are at the union."
Fagan believes that, "If the
students take advantage of the
union they will have a better
college experience. The union
could be used as a refresher from
studying."
New student center renamed for former CUP president
CLARION - As the new Clarion University
Student Center nears completion on April 1, the
Clarion University Council of Trustees have
named the center after the 12th president of
Clarion University.
A resolution naming the James Gemmell
Student Complex was approved by the trustees at
their meeting January 15. The new complex was
named after Gemmell in recognition of his
"outstanding educational leadership and service
at the university and throughout the
Commonwealth and his deep and active concern
for the welfare and happiness of students,"
according to the resolution.
The new wing of the student center will
include three raquetball courts, an
aerobics/exercise center, a fitness center, the
university bookstore, three meeting/conference
rooms and a multi-purpose room, capable of
hosting a catered banquet or dances, which has a
fixed stage suitable for small performances,
lectures and band performances.
Gemmell, president of Clarion from 1960-76,
led the institution in its largest increase in
enrollment, guided it through its most dramatic
growth in academic programs, and oversaw a
significant addition in lerms of physical facUiues
and new construction.
The resolution stated thai Gemmell, with an
academic sensitivity and foresight, determined
that the sixties and seventies enrollment would
decline in traditional areas and would need to be
balanced by new programs designed to enable the
system of public higher education in
Pennsylvania to provide for the developing needs
of the Commonwealth and its citizens. Other
highlights of GemraeH's accomplishments
mentioned in the resolution included:
* led the establishment of the first
undergraduate degree program in business
administration among the State System:
* encouraged practices in faculty governance
widely regarded as a model in the State System;
1 established an interest and involvement with
student affairs, including encouragement and
support of such organizations as Student Senate,
Clarion Students Association, University Theater,
music organizations and athletics.
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Lack of sponsorship forces loss of state-wide
science programs, PA STEP and ITEC
Two statewide science
education programs, the
Pennsylvania Science Teacher
Education Program (PA STEP)
and the Information Technology
Education for the Common-
wealth (ITEC), headquartered at
Clarion University recently
moved from campus after a
proposal to transfer their
administration was rejected by
the sponsoring agency of the
programs.
The proposal sought agreement
with the Pennsylvania Higher
Education Assistance Agency
(PHEAA) to move admini-
stration of the programs from the
Clarion University Foundation to
restricted accounts in the
University.
The proposal was developed
after extensive review of a State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE) 1985 policy indicated
that "(Foundations) shall not be
authorized by the university to
undertake programs or activities
that are properly part of the
university academic mission."
This policy interpretation by
Clarion University's president is
consistent with that of the
Chancellor and the SSHE's legal
counsel.
SSHE Chief Legal Counsel
Wayne Richardson, who helped
draft the policy for the Board of
Governors, said, "The policy
categorically prohibits the
housing of academic programs in
foundations or other university
affiliated organizations." It is
important to note that the initial
1983-84 agreement between the
Foundation, University and
PHEAA did not receive
university or system iegal
review. Furthermore, audits of
foundations of other System
institutions have recommended
removal of educational or
istie
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DANCERS, SINGERS WHO DANCE,
SINGERS WHO MOVE WELL,
MUSICAL THEATRE PERFORMERS
WALT DISNEY WORLD* Resort, near Orlando, Florida, will audition performers
with expertise in the above lalent categories for annual contracts beginning between
M3y and August 1992. Candidates for the summer Disney Work Experience Program
will also be seen.
To qualify, you must be at least age 18 by May 1, 1992. Bring current, non-
returnable resume and photo. Singers and musical theatre performers prepare two
vocal selections (one ballad, one uptempo ) and bring vocal sheet music in your key;
accompanist provided, no tapes. Singers must have movement ability- ami may be
asked to learn at least one movement combination. Bring dance attire. Dancers are
taught dance combinations.
If you have questions or need information on auditions for other talent categories,
call Walt Disney World Audition Information at 407/345-5701, Monday through Friday,
10am-4pm EST.
PITTSBURGH, PA, Sunday, January 26
Point Park College, Lawrence Hall Studio 104
Boulevard of the Allies and Wood Street
Eligible Singers Who Dance, Singers Who Move Well,
& Musical Theatre Performers 2PM
Open Call Singers Who Dance, Singers Who Move Well,
& Musical Theatre Performers 3PM
Eligible Dancers 5PM
Open Call Dancers 5PM
Callback same day
All full -entertainers employed by Wall Disney World Co. are covered under the uinns and
conditions of a collective bargaining agreement with Acton 1 Equity Association.
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academic programs currently
being administered by the
foundation of the university.
Under the original agreement,
financial administration of the
program was handled by the
Clarion University Foundation.
At the same time, however, the
University served as host for the
programs, offering space and
general support, providing
release time for the director of
the programs and support for
several graduate assistants.
Clarion University also saw to
it that some staff and faculty
working in the programs through
PHEAA funding were hired,
observed and evaluated
according to University policies
and collective bargaining
agreements. In fact, the
University has been deeply
involved in administering many
details of these programs. The
new proposal, aggressively
advocated by the Chancellor and
his legal counsel, would have
provided a more consistent and
comprehensive set of procedures
for recognizing, administering
and acknowledging the extent of
programs offered under the aegis
of its faculty or in collaboration
with them and with PHEAA.
The new agreement proposed
continuing to provide several
graduate assistantships for the
programs, an overhead rate of
only seven percent and added a
willingness to return half of the
indirect costs to the biology
department.
PHEAA made no counter
proposals for language in the
agreement and turned down an
offer to try the new arrangement
simply for the spring semester.
The impact on the University
in terms of lost revenue is still
being evaluated. The impact of
the move has been diminished
because ITEC funding has
already been severely reduced by
its 1991-92 state allocation.
Every effort is being made to
replace equipment formerly
shared by the Clarion University
science departments and the
PHEAA programs. The
university funding for the spring
term for the graduate assistants
assigned to the PA STEP and
ITEC programs will continue.
Certainly Clarion University
regrets the loss of its special role
in these programs and hopes that
some future collaboration still
remains possible.
The reputation of Clarion
University in science education
has been enhanced through
association with the PHEAA
programs. Likewise, the
university is confident that the
reputation of these PHEAA
programs has directly benefitted
from the expertise and
contributions of Clarion's
faculty.
--courtesy of Public Affairs
80 CUP students named to "Who's Who"
by Patrick Schmader
News Writer
Eighty Clarion University
students will be listed this year
in the annual Who's Who
Among Students in American
Universities and Colleges
directory which has been
recently released. The list
contains the names of students
from over 1,400 colleges across
the country and those from
several foreign nations.
In order to be considered for
this honor, interested full-time
Clarion University juniors,
seniors and graduate students
who had achieved a QPA of 3.25
submitted completed appli-
cations along with two letters of
recommendation.
The students are then selected
for the 58 year old list by
campus nominating committees
and editors of the directory. The
students are chosen according to
their academic achievment,
service to the community,
leadership in extracurricular
activities and potential for
continued success.
The following CUP students
were named to the list:
1. Eric Scott Anderson
2. Thomas T. Baughman
3. Nichole Marie Beck
4. Diane Karen Benn
5. Amy Marie Bernat
6. Barbara J. Booth
7. David Brian Burmeister
8. Denise Renee Butterweck
9. Kelly A. Campbell "
10. Alex M. Cianfrocco
11. Jeffrey S. Cooke
12. Michelle L. Cover
13. Dorothea J. Custer
14. William P. Czajkowski
15. Maria C. DiSanto
16. Jennifer L. Dillon
17. Victoria L. Dunkle
18. John T. Elias
19. Penney A. Fedorchak
20. Deborah L. Foreman
21. Ann Marie Fontana
22. Robert Joseph Geer.Sr.
23. MaryJoGoyak
24. Darlene J. Hartman
25. Susan M. Hartle
26. Melissa A. Hautz
27. Jennifer L. Horner
28. Christine M. Hribar
29. Melissa M. Hug
30. Holly R.Keller
31. Betsy A. Kerle
32. Diane M. Krause
33. Tamara L. Krott
34. JohnW.Kula
35. Frann E. Lantz
36. Dylan P. Lawlor
37. Denise M. Lischner
38. Krista S. Lorah
39. Michael S. Lynch
40. Christopher M. Machmer
41. Elizabeth A. Mansfield
42. Roseann Nicols McCandless
43. Leigh Ann McCartney
44. Rhonda J. McMillen
45. Brenda Lee Miller
46. Dawn M. Miller
47. Tina R. Moon
48. Maria S. Noviello
49. Holly L. Oelschlager
50. John A. Patterson
51. Darlene M. Perry
52. Christine L. Peters
53. JodiAnnPezek
54. Darlene J. Pottinger
55. JoyR.Pryke
56. Eric D. Reed
57. Shelly A. Respecki
58. Marcia S. Rettig
59. Margaret E. Rosfeld
60. MaryF. Salony
61. Valerie L. Schill
62. Jana M. Schmidt
63. Wendy M.Shirey
64. Shanon Jean Skomra
65. James Paul Smith, Jr.
66. Julie D.Smith
67. Sharon Elaine Smith
68. Tracy Lynn Speerhas
69. Dean Alan Stewart
70. Debra L. Stiles
71. Duane Allen Sutor
72. Mamie L. Vogel
73. Donna L.Wells
74. KellieL.Whalen
75. Timothy K. Winchell
76. Ann Marie Wisneski
77. Eileen C. Witney
78. Thomas James Wooley
79. Dawn Marie Worden
80. Gregory Lee Yashinski
News on seat belt use
The Clarion Call - 1-23-92- Page 7
by Michael Buser
News Writer
Clarion University's Public
Safety Department has
announced its endorsement of a
national two-year program
entitled "70% x '92." This
program reflects President
Bush's directive to the
Department of Transportation to
increase the use of safety belts
from the current 49 percent rate
to a rate of 70 percent by 1992.
Recently, public safety
conducted a survey of 100
vehicles entering university
property. 56 percent of the
operators were using seat belts.
Public safety asks that all
automobile operators aid in
obtaining the goal of 70 percent
by the end of 1992.
Other seat belt statistics are as
follows:
*In 1989, correct use of child
safety seats could have
prevented nearly 500 deaths and
about 56,000 serious injuries to
children under the age of five.
*Motor vehicle crashes are the
leading cause of death for
persons aged six through 33.
*25,000 passenger car occupants
die every year (that's about 2000
more than the total number of
homicides that occur in the
United States each year).
*6.6 million motor vehicle
crashes are reported by the
police each year.
*3.4 million persons were
injured or killed in these crashes.
*17 million people and 12
million vehicles are involved in
these crashes.
*Belt use in states with a law is
generally 50 percent higher than
use rates in non-law states.
Take the hint offered by these
staggering statistics. Buckle up
and save lives!
Lenin's remains may he
removed from Red Square
Associated Press
Weak economy affects travel
Associated Press
HELENA, Mont. (AP) Times
are tough at the commissioner of
higher education's office.
Commissioner John Hutchinson
has imposed severe travel
restrictions on his staff to save
money _ but not as severe as
outlined by Hutchinson in a
tongue-in-cheek memo issued
Jan. 6.
The document tells employees
on the road to stay in YMCAs,
fire houses, state hospitals,
homeless shelters, police stations
or jails.
To save additional money
when flying on state business,
"arrangements have been made
with major airlines to make
meals leftover from each flight
available to system employees,"
Hutchinson wrote.
The food can be picked up as a
staff member deplanes, but "all
unused meals are to be turned in
when boarding the return flight"
Should an airline be short on
uneaten meals, employees won't
go hungry, Hutchinson said.
"McDonald's gift certificates
Financial aid from
an outside source
by Kelley Mahoney
News Writer
As college students, we often
find it hard to receive financial
aid information. Fortunately, the
Scholastic Research Institute,
located in DuBois, guarantees
they can supply the interested
student looking for financial
backing a minimum of six to a
maximum of 25 sources of aid.
The average estimated number
of sources that students have
received was between 15 and 16
different sources at one time.
The Scholastic Research
Institute uses their personal
database by matching students to
"private" and "specific" sources
not generally available in high
school guidance offices. They
can also match students to
renewable sources which can
pay a minimum of $100 annually
to a possible full four year
financial awards.
According to the institue, most
students do qualify for many
forms of aid, but aren't sure
where they should begin looking
in order to receive the
information needed to apply.
A fee for the institue's services
is charged but they feel that it's
worth the small investment for
the financing of future
educations. Plus, the financial
information they provide is from
private sources not run by state
or federal funds. They also,
along with the information,
supply the student with financial
aid reports which show not only
how to apply to these private
sources, but also governmental
sources as well. This makes a
student's chance of receiving
financial aid even greater.
If you are interested in more
information, contact the
Scholastic Research Institute,
Bill Champlin, 511 1/2 Pifer
Street, Dubois, PA 15801 or call
1-800-USA-1221.
will be issued to make up the
difference."
Money can be saved on
highway travel from Helena by
hitchhiking. Placards declaring
an employees destination will be
provided by the office and must
be signed out just as state-owned
cars.
"If the above procedures are
followed, no advance travel
expenses should be required and
all travelers should easily be able
to live within the new $10 per
diem rate," the memo said.
Hutchinson claims no pride of
MOSCOW (AP) _ With
Communism discredited and
the Soviet patty dead, today's
68th anniversary of Vladimir
Lenin's death turned into a
national debate on what to do
with the Soviet founder's
mummified body.
SN Those who want to
overthrow Lenin ... are striving
first of all to exterminate the
memory of the leader of
October in people's minds/*
commented the former
Communist Party daily Pravda.
"But to do it, they would
shoot up memorials, close
down the museum and ditch
Lenin,"
The anxiety reached a fever
pitch on Monday, when
Russian television reported that
the sensationalist newspaper
Completely Secret claimed the
body would be removed from
the tomb on Monday night
Western journalists rushed to
Red Square to watch, in vain.
Kremlin commandant Mikhail
Barsukov today denied any
such plans, saying the rumor
was planted "with no good
intention on the eve of the
anniversary."
However, die-hard
Communists who insist Lenin
stay put in his Red Square
mausoleum gathered there
today for another of their
periodic rallies to demand
restoration of the old union.
"All civilized humanity is
laughing at the unprecedented
scope of discredit Lenin has
received in the native state he
created," the hard-line
newspaper Sovtetskaya
Rossiya commented today.
Lenin died of a stroke on
Jan. 21, 1924.
authoriship, saying he borrowed
heavily from a similar document
issued recently by Washington
State University and circulated
among higher education
officials.
The memo was meant to add
"a measure of levity" to the
office as the special legislative
session began last week.
Lawmakers are faced with
eliminating a projected deficit of
more than $100 million and
some of the money has been
found in spending cuts.
Hutchinson said his office
budget has been cut $300,000
and that has prompted legitimate
travel restrictions, including a
freeze on out-of-state trips and
reductions in air travel and
overnight stays.
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Student journalists win court battle
concerning campus crime reporting
Washington, D.C.- A federal
district court judge in
Washington, D.C. , recently
ordered the Department of
Education to remove a major
roadblock to the reporting of
crime on college and university
campuses across the nation.
The Student Press Law Center
and three college journalists filed
suit on October 10 against
Education Secretary Lamar
Alexander and the Department
of Education to stop the
threatened withdrawal of funding
from schools that release campus
police reports.
In February of 1991, the
Department sent letters to over a
dozen colleges and universities
threatening to take away their
federal funding if they continued
the practice of releasing crime
information to the student press
and the public. In the letters,
The Department relied on the
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federal Family Educational
Rights and Privacy Act,
commonly referred to as the
Buckley Amendment, as the
basis for its action.
The Buckley Amendment was
passed by Congress in 1974 to
protect the privacy of student
education records such as
transcripts and financial aid
reports. The Education
Department claims campus
police reports are "education
records" under the law.
In granting a preliminary
injunction prohibiting the
Department from enforcing or
threatening enforcement of the
Buckley Amendment against
schools that release campus law
enforcement records, the court
ruled that the plaintiff's had a
substantial likelihood of success
on the merits of their claim that
the use of the federal law by the
Department violated the First
Amendment
"The right to receive
information and ideas is an
inherent corollary of the rights of
free speech and press that are
explicitly guaranteed by the
Constitution," U.S. District
Judge Stanley Harris said in his
decision in Student Press Law
Center, et al. v.Lamar Alexander,
et al., No. 91-2575 slip op.
(D.D.C.Nov.21,1991)
"Defendants have not offered a
single justification for preventing
universities from disclosing the
names of students involved in
criminal activity," the opinion
continued. "The Government
must assert some interest that
outweighs the public's First
Amendment right to receive
information."
The Student Press Law Center
said the court order was
welcome relief from the
Department's inexplicable
actions regarding the reporting
of campus crime.
"For months, we have made
every effort to persuade
Alexander and the Education
Department to change their
position on the public's access to
campus crime information," said
SPLC Executive Director Mark
Goodman. "We were never able
to convince them that the
unnecessary victimization of
students caused by crime going
unreported was an issue that
deserved to be taken seriously.
Finally, a federal court has
forced Alexander to do what
common sense should have
prompted last March."
Goodman said that as of today,
no college or university in the
country can rely on the Buckley
Amendment to justify denial of
access to campus crime records.
"We're telling student
journalists to visit their campus
police tomorrow and ask for the
reports they're entitled to," said
Goodman. "And if schools
continue to deny those reports,
we will help the student press
take those schools to court."
The Student Press Law Center
is a non-profit organization
created in 1974 specifically to
provide free legal assistance to
student journalists. Joining the
SPLC as plaintiffs in the lawsuit
are Lynn Schrotberger, editor of
the Rocky Mountain Collegian at
Colorado State University in
Fort Collins; Sam Christy, editor
of the Daily Beacon at the
University of Tennessee; and
James Brewer, former editor of
the Daily Beacon and president
of the Society of Tennessee. All
three students had been denied
access to police reports on their
campus because of the
Department of Education's
position on the Buckley
Amendment.
- Story courtesy of The Student
Press Law Center located in
Washington D.C.
Change of status forms due
Clarion University of
Pennsylvania students are
reminded that if they have
accumulated 12 or more credits
and are planning to apply to the
Associate of Science in Nursing
Program for the Fall of 1992,
they must submit a Change of
Status form.
The Change of Status form is
to be submitted to the School of
Nursing, Venango Campus,
Clarion University, by January
31, 1992.
According to T. Audean
Duespohl, dean of the School of
Nursing, the Change of Status
forms are essential and are a key
step in apply to the Associate of
Science.
Dean Duespohl also added that
January 31, 1992 is the absolute
deadline for submittance of the
forms.
Change of Status forms may be
obtained from the student's
faculty advisor or at the
university's Registrar's office.
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Outside Clarion
Black urban movie provokes violence across the country
Compiled from the AP Service
National
News
Violence follows release
of new movie
In New York, Pennsylvania,
Nebraska and elsewhere, the
premiere of the new movie
"Juice" has been accompanied
by violence. Police in New York
City say a teenager was stabbed
at a theater where the movie was
being shown. A Philadelphia
man was shot as the crowd
dispersed after the showing of
the urban drama.
Controversial welfare
reform bill signed in N J.
New Jersey governor Jim
Florio has signed a controversial
welfare reform bill. With the
law, New Jersey would become
the only state to deny increased
benefits to women who have
more children while they are on
welfare. The measure also
allows the state to cut benefits to
welfare recipients who refuse to
take part in education or job-
training programs.
Quayle points to evidence
of improving economy
Vice President Quayle says
there's some evidence of
improvement in the nation's
economy.
He stopped off at a Burger
King restaurant in Ontario,
California and pointed to a "help
wanted" sign as an indication
that things are getting better.
Anti-abortion
protesters arrested
Police arrested at least 278
protesters during two anti-
abortion protests in Washington
D.C, Tuesday.
From 60 to 70 anti-abortion
protesters crossed yellow police
lines and blocked two entrances
of the Washington Surgi-clinic in
the 1,000 block of 22nd Street
Northwest.
Dozens of others looked on,
singing hymns and sometimes
kneeling to pray.
Local support group to
hold meetings for abused
women and children
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
Stop Abuse For Everyone, Inc.
(SAFE) will be holding an
empowerment support group for
women on February 12. The
support group is for women
suffering from physical abuse,
emotional abuse and related low
self-esteem issues.
Women who attend the
meeting will be encouraged to
share problems, anxieties and
learn to resolve conflicts in a
positive atmosphere.
The SAFE agency finds that
many women suffer from low
self-esteem. The empowerment
support group intends to discuss
possible life experiences that
lower self-esteem such as
dysfunctional families, power
and control issues and
addictions.
"Self-respect must start in
one's own hand," said Pat
Wagner, head of the empower-
ment support group.
The group is designed to help
women increase their self-
respect and is open to all women
free of charge.
Meetings will be held once a
week for eight weeks on
Wednesday evenings from 4:00
p.m. to 6:00 p.m. Anyone
interested in joining the group
should contact Pat Wagner at the
SAFE office at 226-8481 before
February 5.
SAFE will also be holding a
children's support group for
children ages 7 to 11 who have
experienced or are experiencing
domestic violence in their
homes. The children's support
group will meet every
Wednesday evening for eight
weeks beginning February 12.
Anyone interested in enrolling
their child should contact Sandy
at the SAFE office by calling
226-8481, before February 7.
State
H. J. Heinz tests
laser device
Pittsburgh based H. J. Heinz
company is testing a new laser
device for carving potatoes and
other vegetables more quickly.
It also could be used to process
tuna, another of Heinz's major
products. The company says the
laser device won't be used in its
factories any time soon,
however.
Carnegie Mellon University
receives $20 million pledge
Carnegie Mellon University
announced a huge gift, Tuesday.
An unidentified donor pledged
$20 million toward construction
of a new student activity center.
The gift will be added to $10
million already raised for the
project The building could open
sometime in 1994.
Suspected drug dealers
arrested in Pittsburgh
Pittsburgh police rounded up at
least 38 people suspected of
being drug dealers in a series of
narcotics raids. Police
conducted the roundup Monday.
They were looking for 57 people
named in arrest warrants. The
sweep caught alleged mid-level
dealers who supply cocaine to
street sellers in the city's east end
and hill district.
International
Peace efforts with South
Korea may be jeopardized
North Korea is now reacting
to the crash this week of an
American spy plane in the sea of
Japan. The North Koreans are
accusing the U-two plane of
spying on them and they say that
could stand in the way of peace
efforts with South Korea.
Lazy Americans to blame
for trade imbalance?
Japan's foreign minister says
he does not share the views of
Japan's house speaker, who says
lazy American workers are to
blame for the massive trade
imbalance between the two
economic superpowers. The
lawmaker himself acknowledges
his comments were "liable to
cause misunderstanding." He
denies saying that the U.S. is
Japan's "subcontractor" and that
30 percent of the U.S. workforce
is illiterate.
Algeria may break
ties with Iran
Algeria's new government
may break off diplomatic ties
with Iran. The Iranian govern-
ment has been a vocal supporter
of the muslim fundamentalists
who seemed ready to ts* v
majority of the seats in Algeria a
national assembly before the
elections were canceled.
CATHOLIC
CAMPUS MINISTRY
WORSHIP
Weekend masses at I.C. Church
Saturday - 5:30 p.m.
Sunday:
7:30, 9:00, 11:30 a.m. and 1:00 p.m.
NEWMAN ASSOCIATION
meets every Wednesday at
7:00 p.m. in 24 Becht.
Join this group weekly to share
faith, fellowship and fun!
SCRIPTURE REFLECTION
every Tuesday evening at
6:00 p.m. in the
United Campus Ministry Office
- 24 Becht -
We gather to reflect on the coming
Sunday's gospel reading.
FR. MONTY'S ON-CAMPUS OFFICE
HOURS AT THE U.C.M. OFFICE:
Monday - 1:30 - 4:30 p.m.
Other times by appointment -
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Join other students curious about the Catholic
faith and those involved in the Rite of Christian
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period of faith sharing and instruction.
Call for details.
LEARNING TO MEDITATE
...is a 30-day process to introduce you
to the basic skills of meditation.
Orientation Session:
January 30 at 6:00 p.m. - 24 Becht
Weekly gatherings:
Thursday February 6, 13, 20, and 27
RETREAT WEEKEND
April 3-4
Join a group of students from other Western PA
colleges for this lenten weekend
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DATES TO REMEMBER:
Ash Wednesday - March 4
Palm Sunday - April 12
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Students earn three credits for teaching others to read
The Clarion Call i 1-23-92- Page 11
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor &
Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Students on campus can now
perform community service and
receive three credits towards
graduation, for doing so.
Students for Literacy, a
program which teaches people
within the community to read
and help others prepare for the
GED, was started as a co-op
project during the spring
semester of 1991. This coming
fall semester, however, it will be
offered as a regular university
course entitled Volunteers for
Literacy.
Currently the program is state
funded for a period of three
years. By 1994, the course will
be totally university supported.
Students taking the course are
required to meet an 18 hour
minimum tutor training course
which was developed by the
Literacy Volunteers of America
(LVA). Students then must
complete 40 hours of field
experience which is usually met
through two sessions, two hours
each, every week.
The tutors are usually matched
with their "student" according to
personal preference such as age,
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Students can now take a course entitled Volunteers for Literacy which gives them the
opportunity to teach people within the community to read. These students participated in
the program last semester.
location and gender. It is up to
the "student" to seek further help
if needed when the tutors have
fulfilled their 40 hours.
Teaching someone to read does
not happen overnight and is not
always accomplished within the
40 hours. Sometimes the tutors
are asked by their "students" to
continue to help them once the
course is completed. Other
times, the tutor volunteers his or
her time with the Clarion County
Literacy Council.
Student Tutor Coordinator,
Nancy Wyatt, serves as a liaison
between the community and the
university and feels there is a
definite need within the
community to teach others to
read. "Clarion Free Library has
so many more people who need
tutored than they can provide
tutors, and they are county
wide."
Some of the students are high
school drop-outs and need help
preparing for their GED. Others
can only read at a first grade
level.
"Maybe they can read," said
Wyatt, "but not very well."
Wyatt presented a situation of
how a woman, like most people
who cannot read, deals with
everyday situations that others
would take for granted.
"When she would go shopping,
she really couldn't read exactly
what she was buying. So, she
had to go by pictures on the
packages. Or, going to a
restaurant she couldn't read the
menu so she would look around
and see if she saw something
else that someone had that she
liked and then would say, "Til
have that.'"
Many of these people have a
difficult time finding jobs
because they cannot read the
classified section of a newspaper
and cannot fill out a job
application. Even driving would
pose a problem because one
would have to rely on the shapes
of the signs. Driving the
interstate would be nearly
impossible.
"They have found other ways
to accommodate for the things
they have never learned to do,"
said Wyatt.
"They may not be literate the
way we know literacy, but they
are not stupid," said Dr. James
Walker, one of the co-directors
, of the course. "Their life
experience is fascinating."
Wyatt feels that those who are
older may have an easier time at
their lessons. "Since they are
older, they have so many
experiences that they can relate
to things better."
Many of the former students
within the course feel the
experience is worthwhile.
"I thought it would be good
experience," said Beth
Dougherty, an elementary
education major.
"It was definitely an eye
opener," said Doris Goodman, a
psychology major. "I did not
realize how widespread this
problem [illiteracy] is."
"It's a tough job," said Wyatt.
"They [the tutors] learn a lot
about what is around. Not
everyone is like a college
student."
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King remembered for
living out "the dream"
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
"We need to wake up and stop
dreaming. . .the King was not a
dreamer. He was a doer," said
Assistant to the President for
Social Equity Ralph Watkins
emphatically, referring to Martin
Luther King Jr. at the birthday
celebration held in his honor and
summing up the theme of the
evening. Sponsored by the
African American Student
Union, the program was held on
Monday, the 21st in the Hart
Chapel and emphasized how
King lived "the dream"and how
it should continue to live in
today's society.
The moving lyrics were a stirring
reminder of everything King
strove to accomplish in his
lifetime.
Freshman Ralph Godbolt gave
a convicting speech saying that
minorities have "fallen off the
mountain top" and are now
"assimilating mainstream
America instead of integrating "
with the majority. He stressed
that minority members of society
should synthesize with America
but that they should not forget
their rich history.
"Wake-up. . .Wake-up. . .Stop
Dreaming" was the title of
keynote speaker Watkins'
address in which he said he
desired to dispel two myths
equality) was bigger than
himself and said that there is
"no hope for us if we don't
realize King's success was
rooted in a higher power."
Watkins second point was that
King was not just an idle
visionary, he took action.
Watkins said that King was not
"some pale-faced Johnny-Come-
Lately dreamer." Watkins
continued, "He was about direct
action." He reminded the
audience of how King marched,
spoke and fought for the truth.
"King woke up everyday and
went to work," said Watkins.
"We better wake up everyday
and go to work."
A special video presentation
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Professor P-Jobb and Assistant to the President Ralph Watkins pose in front of the portrait
of Martin Luther King Jr. which P-Jobb painted and presented to the African American
Student Union at the Martin Luther King Celebration held on Monday, the 21 st in Hart
Chapel.
Songs, speeches and the
presentation of a special portrait
of King painted by professor
Andor P-Jobb were all a part of
the night's festivities.
Clarion's own "Lift Every
Voice Choir" performed two
acapello selections which
focused on faith in God and the
belief that overcoming
oppression would be possible.
concerning King. First, he
stressed that King's ideologies
were not derived from
philosophers or theologians.
Rather, his beliefs were rooted in
the black church. Watkins
emphasized that "King saw a
Jesus who used a non-violent
strategy to transform the world."
Watkins stressed the fact that
King "knew the struggle (for
commemorating King's work as
an active peacemaker and a
candlelight procession in his
honor were two other unique
aspects of King's birthday
program. Yet everything done
that night fell under the theme of
taking action for liberty, to
continue on King's legacy. In
the words of Watkins, "We need
to live it. We need to do it."
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Gearing up for spring semster
by Chris Peters
Features Writer
So, you spent Christmas break
getting re-acquainted with the
living room couch, the remote
control and the TV, the ultimate
stress reliever after having spent
the previous 15 weeks worrying
about classes, professors,
meetings and exams. Chances
are that there weren't too many
thoughts about your future
spring classes dancing through
your head. Time to face reality.
Here we are, two weeks into a
new semester. We're all ready to
take the academic plunge and
jump into those new classes with
all the intellectual excitment we
can muster. Or are we?
Let's get motivated! Forget
about the new fallen snow that's
inviting you out to play in it.
Forget about seeing "Robin
Hood" for the third time. Don't
worry about who killed Jean
Weatherill on "The Guiding
Light." You're not going to be
tested on that anyway.
"The Love Boat" will set sail
without you. "The Wheel of
Fortune" will spin whether
you're there to see it or not.
Brenda and Dylan can solve
another Beverly Hills crisis
without you. Doogie Howser
can save another life, Sam will
leap into another body and
Corky 's broadcasting career will
go on, all without you!
It's time to buckle down and
dig into the reality of why we're
here: to greet the semester with
open arms and an open mind.
So, dust off those brain cells and
welcome the adventure of a new
world of intellect.
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Cat is cause of
911 phone calls
Associated Press
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla.
(AP) _ Police rushed to Barbara
Marple's apartment, trying to
find out why 911 was being
repeatedly dialed without anyone
speaking on the other end.
Turned out it was a series of
catcalls, say police who caught
the culprit red-pawed.
The first 911 call from Ms.
Marple's apartment reached the
police at 9 p.m. Sunday. The
caller hung up without saying a
word.
Police traced the address and
went to Ms. Marple's apartment,
but no one answered the door.
The next call came at 10:07
p.m., followed in rapid
succession by several more.
Police went back to bang on
the door and awakened Ms.
Marple from a nap. When the
23-year-old supermarket
employee denied making the
calls, the police insisted upon
checking inside.
In a bedroom, Ms. Marple and
the police found her calico cat
named Kitten, with one paw on
the cordless phone.
"Cat dialed 911 using auto
redial," reads the police log
entry. Case closed.
Kitten didn't simply press a
speed dialing button. She
punched 9-1-1 in sequence the
first time. Then she hit the redial
button.
"Everyone I've told doesn't
believe me," Ms. Marple said.
"I had a hard time believing it
myself," said roommate Lisa
Wilson.
"We get these (accidental)
calls on occasion," said Boynton
Beach Police Lt. Bill Galbraith.
"But, a cat?"
Ms. Marple has since given
Kitten an old phone to play with.
And she thinks she's figured out
the cat's motive.
"She was probably trying to
call my mother in New Jersey,"
she said.
minute. I need to find out what's
up with Cliff Clavin. Now, what
was that I was going on about?
Oh, motivation, that's right. We
need to turn off our TVs and turn
our minds on to new ideas and
concepts.
We're all motivated by
different things. Some of us are
motivated by the fact that we're
only here for 107 more days and
then its off to bigger and better
things. Grades motivate others,
and chocolate is yet another
motivator. For example, if I
finish this article by eight-thirty
I'll probably deserve a Hershey
bar.
Excuse me for a minute while I
find out the Jeopardy categories.
Sorry, that was longer than I
expected but they just happened
to have a topic I'm familiar with.
Speaking of topics, let's get to
the one at hand. . .motivation.
Here's the deal. Find what
motivates you in particular and
attack the semester and those
assignments one by one. Go
you!
In closing, I must admit that I
hate my TV shows being
interrupted with these mindless
classes and assignments. Now
I'm off to play in the snow!
Enjoy yourself, you only live
once.
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ainbrass
Thurs Jan. 23
* Book Center open special
extended hours
* Sorority Rush registration
ends
* Sorority Rush Orientation
(Chapel) 8pm
Fri Jan. 24
* Book Center open special
extended hours
Sun Jan. 26
* Fraternity Rush Parties
begin
* Sorority Formal Rush
"Meet the Greeks"
(Peirce Auditorium)
2pm
* Mens Basketball vs.
Juniata College 2pm
* Swim vs. Bloomsburgh
1pm
Sat Jan. 25
* Wrestling: Pa State
Athletic Conference
Tournament at
Clarion
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
* Track vs. Slippery Rock
Mon Jan. 27
* Credit/ No Record begins
(Registrar's Office)
10am
" UAB presents "Stein &
Walder New Age
Music" (Chapel)
8 1 5pm
Tues Jan. 28
* UAB presents "Barber &
Seville" (Chapel)
8:15pm
* Swim at Slippery Rock
Wed Jan. 29
Men & Women's Basketball
at Lock Haven
Thur Jan. 30
* UAB Movie (Chapel) 8pm
' Sorority Formal Rush .
Invitational Parties
(Peirce Auditorium)
830pm
Fri Jan. 31
* Sorority Formal Rush
Invitational Parties
(Peirce Auditorium)
5pm
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For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Amy McQuillan
Junior/Speech Pathology
"Cow slippers."
Krista Brown
Senior/Rehabilitative Science
"A mountain bike."
Art Pancoast
Sophomore/Marketing
"Ear muffs."
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Pat Buglak
Junior/Finance
"Silk boxer shorts, and my puppy."
Greg Bachner
Junior/Communication
"Money."
Curtis Myers
Freshman/Biology
"A Clarion notebook."
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Gearing up for spring semster
by Chris Peters
Features Writer
So, you spent Christmas break
getting re-acquainted with the
living room couch, the remote
control and the TV, the ultimate
stress reliever after having spent
the previous 15 weeks worrying
about classes, professors,
meetings and exams. Chances
are that there weren't too many
thoughts about your future
spring classes dancing through
your head. Time to face reality.
Here we arc, two weeks into a
new semester. We're all ready to
take the academic plunge and
jump into those new classes with
all the intellectual excitment we
can muster. Or are we?
Let's get motivated! Forget
about the new fallen snow that's
inviting you out to play in it.
Forget about seeing "Robin
Hood" for the third time. Don't
worry about who killed Jean
Wcatherill on "The Guiding
Light." You're not going to be
tested on that anyway.
"The Love Boat" will set sail
without you. "The Wheel of
Fortune" will spin whether
you're there to see it or not.
Brenda and Dylan can solve
another Beverly Hills crisis
without you. Doogic Howser
can save another life, Sam will
leap into another body and
Corky 's broadcasting career will
go on, all without you!
It's time to buckle down and
dig into the reality of why we're
here: to greet the semester with
open arms and an open mind.
So, dust off those brain cells and
welcome the adventure of a new
world of intellect.
Sorry, the commercial just
ended so you'll have to wait a
Cat is cause of
911 phone calls
Associated Press
BOYNTON BEACH, Fla.
(AP) _ Police rushed to Barbara
Marplc's apartment, trying to
find out why 911 was being
repeatedly dialed without anyone
speaking on the other end.
Turned out it was a series of
catcalls, say police who caught
the culprit red-pawed.
The first 911 call from Ms.
Marple's apartment reached the
police at 9 p.m. Sunday. The
caller hung up without saying a
word.
Police traced the address and
went to Ms. Marple's apartment,
but no one answered the door.
The next call came at 10:07
p.m., followed in rapid
succession by several more.
Police went back to bang on
the door and awakened Ms.
Marple from a nap. When the
23-year-old supermarket
employee denied making the
calls, the police insisted upon
checking inside.
In a bedroom, Ms. Marple and
the police found her calico cat,
named Kitten, with one paw on
the cordless phone.
'Tat dialed 911 using auto
redial," reads the police log
entry. ( ase closed.
Kitten didn't simply press a
speed baling button. She
punched 9-1-1 in sequence the
first time. Then she hit the redial
button.
"Everyone I've told doesn't
believe me," Ms. Marple said.
"I had a hard time believing it
myself," said roommate Lisa
Wilson.
"We get these (accidental)
calls on occasion," said Boynton
Beach Police Lt. Bill Galbraith.
"But, a cat?"
Ms. Marple has since given
Kitten an old phone to play with.
And she thinks she's figured out
the cat's motive.
"She was probably trying to
call my mother in New Jersey,"
she said.
minute. I need to find out what's
up with Cliff Clavin. Now, what
was that 1 was going on about?
Oh, motivation, that's right. We
need to turn off our TVs and turn
our minds on to new ideas and
concepts.
We're all motivated by
different things. Some of us arc
motivated by the fact that we're
only here for 107 more days and
then its off to bigger and better
things. Cirades motivate others,
and chocolate is yet another
motivator. For example, if I
finish this article by eight-thirty
I'll probably deserve a Hershcy
bar.
Excuse me for a minute while I
find out the Jeopardy categories.
Sorry, that was longer than I
expected but they just happened
to have a topic I'm familiar with.
Speaking of topics, let's get to
the one at hand. . .motivation.
Here's the deal. Find what
motivates you in particular and
attack the semester and those
assignments one by one. Go
you!
In closing, I must admit that I
hate my TV shows being
interrupted with these mindless
classes and assignments. Now
I'm off to play in the snow!
Enjoy yourself, you only live
once.
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Thurs Jan. 23
* Book Center open special
extended hours
* Sorority Rush registration
ends
* Sorority Rush Orientation
(Chapel) 8pm
Fri Jan. 24
* Book Center open special
extended hours
Sat Jan. 2 5
'Wrestling: Pa Stale
Athletic Conference
Tournament at
Clarion
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
* Track vs. Slippery Rock
Sun Jan. 26
' Fraternity Rush Parties
begin
' Sorority Formal Rush
"Meet the Greeks"
(Peirce Auditorium)
2pm
' Mens Basketball vs.
Juniata College 2pm
* Swim vs. Bloomsburgh
1pm
Wed Jan. 29
' Men & Women's Basketball
at Lock Haven
Mon Jan. 27
* Credit/ No Record begins
(Registrar's Office)
10am
' UAB presents "Stein &
Walder New Age
Music" (Chapel)
8 15pm
Tues Jan. 28
* UAB presents "Barber &
Seville" (Chapel)
8:15pm
* Swim at Slippery Rock
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CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Scott Shoaf
Joe Cararie
Freshman/Communication
"A potato."
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Amy McQuillan
Junior/Speech Pathology
"Cow slippers."
Krista Brown
Senior/Rehabilitative Science
"A mountain bike."
Art Pancoast
Sophomore/Marketing
"Ear muffs."
Pat Buglak
Junior/Finance
"Silk boxer shorts, and my puppy."
Greg Bachner
Junior/Communication
"Money."
Curtis Myers
Freshman/Biology
"A Clarion notebook."
Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 1-23-92
Jim Barber is no 'dummy'
Ventriloquist, comedian, musician scheduled to perform on campus
A multi-talented entertainer,
Jim Barber will be bringing his
special skills as ventriloquist,
comedian and magician to
Clarion for a performance on
Tuesday, January 28th at 8 p.m.
in Hart Chapel. Barber's talent
not only lies in voice but in
music as well. In addition to
singing, he plays guitar, banjo
and drums.
Barber has lent his voice talent
to numerous television and radio
commercials, including acting as
the principal spokesman for
several leading advertisers. He
also hosted his own TV show in
Minneapolis while earning his
bachelor's degree in speech
communications from the
University of Minnesota.
Named Campus Comedy
Entertainer of the Year in 1989
by the National Association of
Campus Activities, he has
performed at over 600 colleges
and universities nationwide. In
addition, he has appeared at
various comedy clubs,
conventions, industrial shows
Norway, Denmark, Germany,
Mexico, Spain, Greece and Italy.
Barber has opened for stars
like Glen Campbell, Crystal
Gayle, Louise Mandrell and
Reba McEntire among others.
He was featured on the General
Jackson Showboat at Opryland
U.S.A. in Nashville and
performed with a U.S.O.
Mediterranean Tour sponsored
by the Department of Defense.
He also showcased his talents on
a National Tour of United States
Air Force bases.
Jim Barber is a one-man
variety show who is sure to
provide a fun, laugh-filled
evening for all C.U.P. students.
There is free
admission to the
show.
UAB photo
One -man variety show Jim Barber will appear on Tuesday, January 28th at 8 p.m. in Hart
Chapel.
and fairs. throughout the world as well, taken him across the United
His talent has taken him His armed forces tours have States, England, Scotland,
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"Desire" soap opera to be hot new hit at C.U.P.
by Amy Gerfdn
Features Writer
Clarion University is soon to
be the birth place of a hot new
soap opera called "Desire."
Produced by junior John Zenone
and sophomore Toni Ross,
"Desire" will prove to be well
worth watching, and even
participating in.
"'Desire' is 'Beverly Hills
90210' meets 'Knots Landing,'
dealing with teen problems and
adult issues," according to
Zenone. Along with the basic
romance and complicated
relationships, such issues as
eating disorders, interracial
relationships and alcoholism will
be incorporated into the
characters' lives.
"The soap's characters are true
to life so that students can relate
to them," states Ross.
Both producers always had an
interest in television and soap
operas as far back as they could
remember. Zenone and Ross
gained television experience by
working on "Live at Ten," a
former live news show for
Clarion. With their knowledge
and the help of script writers
Melissa J. Caraway, Jerry
Bankert and Amy Gerkin,
"Desire" will soon take off.
Auditions for the soap's
characters will be held in the
Channel 5 studio, Becker Hall,
Monday, January 27th at 4:00
p.m. and 8:30 p.m., and
Wednesday, January 29th at 4
p.m. All majors are welcome
and no experience is necessary.
Writers and technical personnel
are also needed. Anyone
interested may call John Zenone
at 3979 or Toni Ross at 3299.
According to Caraway,
"Students need to get involved
more with Channel 5 and to
know that we have a TV station
to be proud of."
"Growing Pains" star treated
for anorexia nervosa condition
Associated Press
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226-8850
RADNOR, Pa. (AP) _ Tracey
Gold, the 22-year-old actress
who plays Carol Seaver on the
ABC series "Growing Pains,"
has left the show indefinitely to
be treated for anorexia nervosa,
TV Guide reported.
Her father and agent, Harry
Gold, told the magazine she had
been struggling with the eating
disorder "for a few years. It's
not something that just sort of
happens. She's been with a
therapist."
The executive producer of
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Stop by and see our unique lines of
Sportswear, lingerie and novelties
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""Growing Pains," Dan Wilcox,
said her condition was apparent.
vv She was in the series full
steam until she made the
decision to be hospitalized,"
Wilcox said. "The people at the
network have certainly been
aware. They noticed she was
getting thinner. Within the cast
there was anxiety."
The article, in the Jan. 25 issue
of TV Guide, did not say when
or to what hospital she was
admitted.
Gold left the show with eight
episodes yet to shoot.
"We are frantically backing up
and filling in," Wilcox said. "In
some cases, we've been able to
take a storyline written for her
and use another character."
King: A man of peace
by David Vioral
Features Writer
When Rosa Parks defied the
Montgomery, Alabama
segregation law back on
December 1, 1955 by refusing to
relinquish her bus seat to a white
person, she did more than lay the
foundations for the abolition of
all such laws. With that single
brave act, she unknowingly
helped introduce the United
States to the man who would
ultimately become its greatest
civil rights leader.
Under the guidance of Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr., the
leader of the Montgomery
Improvement Association, a
boycott of the transit system
followed the arrest of Parks. The
protest ended slightly more than
a year later with the city's buses
becoming desegregated. Thus,
the first remarkable achievement
in Dr. King's life was complete,
with others to follow before his
tragic death almost 12 years
later.
Now, nearly 36 years later, we
pay tribute to the man who dared
to believe his "dream" of a world
in which all persons would be
equal. We celebrate a man who
fought his entire life to make the
world a better place for
everyone.
This past Monday, we
celebrated Dr. King not simply
for his accomplishments, but
also for the way in which he
achieved them. Simply put,
King was a man of peace. Every
advancement he ever made in the
area of civil rights he made using
non-violent methods. He was a
peaceful warrior who had been
fascinated by the teachings of
Mahatma Gandhi and believed
using peaceful techniques to
achieve his goals would be the
right strategy.
He taught the world that
progress could be made without
violence. He achieved this in an
era of much urban turbulence.
And he achieved this with many
black activists disapproving of
his methods. King believed in
sit-ins, boycotts and marches to
get civil rights laws changed.
Others however, believed in a
more violent means to achieve
equality.
But despite these criticisms,
King continued his relentless
struggle. And even though he
survived an assassination attempt
and he and his family constantly
received threats of violence, he
continued his struggle.
Though his actions at times
resulted in his being arrested, he
continued his struggle.
He continued his struggle until,
to the loss of us all, his life was
tragically ended by an assassin's
bullet on April 4, 1968.
But his dream did not die with
him. And King knew that even
if it did not occur in his lifetime,
one day his "dream" would be
achieved.
Johnson, Murphy, Iman to
take part in Jackson's video
Associated Press
LOS ANGELES (AP) _
Former Lakers basketball star
Earvin sx Magic" Johnson,
comedian Eddie Murphy and
model Iman will appear in the
second music video released
from Michael Jackson's new hit
album "Dangerous."
The video for the single
"Remember the Time" is being
filmed around Los Angeles, a
spokesman for the pop star said
Monday. It will premiere at 8:25
p.m. PST on Feb. 2 on the Fox
Broadcasting Network and on
cable TV's MTV and Black
Entertainment Television.
John Singleton, who directed
the hit movie "Boyz N The
Hood," is directing the video.
Jackson caused a stir with the
video "Black or White" released
in November. Parents objected to
scenes showing him grabbing his
crotch and smashing windows.
Jackson apologized and cut four
minutes from the 11-minute
video.
"Dangerous" is Jackson's first
album since "Bad" in 1987.
Epic Records described it is the
pop star's fastest-selling album
ever.
Johnson retired from
professional basketball last fall
after announcing he had tested
positive for the HIV virus that
causes AIDS.
KEELING HEALTH CENTER TIP:
The Wellness and Weight Management Program presented by the
Wellness Committee and Keeling Student Health Services is looking for
students, faculty and staff to register for this seven week program.
Areas such as emotional, nutritional, physical and spiritual well-being
as they relate to wellness and weight management will be addressed.
Classes start February 12th in Tippin Gym and will be held in rooms
203 and 204 from 4:45 to 5:45. The registration deadline is February
5th. For more information and to pick up a registration form, contact
the Keeling Health Center.
At his last address in Memphis,
Tennessee, he emphasized that
point very clearly.
"Well, I don't know what will
happen now," he said, "but it
really doesn't matter with me
now. I've been to the mountain
top. . .1 may not get to the
promised land with you, but I
want you to know tonight that
we as a people will."
Martin Luther King's
Accomplishments
1955--Led boycott of Montgomery transit system
resulting in desegregation of buses
1957-Organized the Southern Christian Leadership
Conference
1963--Helped lead Civil Rights march on Washington,
D.C. Over 250,000 people took part
1964--Received Nobel Peace Prize
-Helped spur passage of Civil Rights Act of 1964
--Named Time Magazine Man of the Year
1965-Helped spur passage of Voting Rights Act of
1965
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world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
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National Shakespeare Company gives
impressive performance of " Macbeth"
by Shannon Ralston
Contributing Writer
"Tomorrow and tomorrow and
tomorrow creeps in this petty
pace from day to day to the last
syllable of recorded time. . ."
These classic words spoken by
Macbeth were full of the tragedy
that surrounds the Shakespearean
drama which was performed
Tuesday, January 21st in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium at
7:30 p.m.
The play was performed by the
National Shakespeare Company
which is in its 29th year of
touring and specializes in
"Classics for Everyman." The
New York based company
travels over 35,000 miles
performing for a nationwide
audience of nearly 100,000 each
year.
"Macbeth" was written by
Shakespeare in 1603 to honor the
ascension of James I, a
descendant of the play's
Malcolm, to the throne of
England. It is one of the most
famous tragedies of
Shakespeare's works. The story
relates how Macbeth learns he is
fated to be king of Scotland from
the witches, shows his
murderous rise to the throne and
his eventual downfall.
The performance was alluring
and bewitching. The abstraction
of the props brought together the
eerie and evil qualities found in
Macbeth's mind. John Lenartz,
who played Macbeth, captured
the madman inside his character.
Lady Macbeth, played by
Kimberly Winston was dynamic.
She made the fiendish and
seductive queen come to life.
The company's main purpose
is to dispel the myth that
Shakespeare is only for the elite.
"We do a high quality,
affordable, essential
Shakespeare," says Elaine Sulka,
the company's co-founder and
artistic director. "Essential" to
the National Shakespeare
Company means creating
productions that emphasize the
Martha Swope Associates photo
The National Shakespeare Company performed "Macbeth" Tuesday, January 21st, at 7:30
p.m. in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
text: the words, actions and exactly what they did. see the production, you truly
meanings of the plays, which is If you did not get the chance to missed a classic performance.
Cultural knowledge required at Kalamazoo College
Associated Press
KALAMAZOO, Mich. (AP) _
Students at Kalamazoo College
could complete all of their
required coursework and earn
flawless grades, but they
wouldn't graduate unless they'd
attended 25 lectures or concerts
outside of class.
The unique graduation
requirement is part of an effort to
expand the cultural knowledge
of students who might otherwise
focus narrowly on their chosen
course of study, administrators
say.
"We're not interested in
having students come here
hunkered down with a major ...
and never see beyond the
parameters of the major that
Golden retriever becomes
pen pals with Bushs' dog
Associated Press
ROCHESTER HILLS, Mich.
(AP) _ Bud and Millie are
unlikely pen pals. They can't
sign their names, or even speak.
For them, a paw print will do.
Bud is a golden retriever. His
new friend is first dog Millie, of
White House fame.
Aided by his master, Barb
Mclntyre, Bud wrote to Millie to
ask for a donation to be sold at
auction. Bud himself had been
bought at a charity auction.
Millie obliged by paw-printing
a copy of her book. First Lady
Barbara Bush threw in an
autographed picture of herself
with Millie for good measure.
Bud even got a call on the
answering machine from the
White House, Mclntyre said.
"He hasn't changed a bit. It
doesn't even faze him," she said.
The Rochester Junior Women's
Club will auction the book and
other items March 7. The sale
will benefit spring plays at
Rochester and Rochester Adams
high schools. It will also provide
scholarships for three Rochester
graduates.
they've chosen," Gary Dorrien,
head of Kalamazoo College's
Liberal Arts Colloquium, told
the Kalamazoo Gazette.
Students resisted the
requirement when it was first
instituted eight years ago, but
that has subsided, administrators
said. Last year, only two of the
273 seniors failed to meet the
requirement on schedule.
"It exposes people to things
they should know and hear,"
said Amy Doerr, 21, a senior
from Bloomfield Hills. But "I
think too many people sleep in
them or do their homework."
Fewer than 10 percent of the
nation's colleges and universities
require attendance at lectures or
concerts to earn a diploma, said
Paula Brownlee, president of the
Association of American
Colleges in Washington, D.C.
But the idea is growing in
popularity at small, private
schools, said Brownlee, whose
organization follows trends at
the nation's 3,000 private
colleges and universities.
Such programs fell in numbers
during the 1960s when students
rebelled against their forced
participation. Educators are now
rediscovering the value of
experiences outside the lecture
hall, Brownlee said.
More than 100 cultural events
are offered each year through the
cultural program, said Dorrien.
Offerings this quarter range
from Latin American choral
music to lectures on racial
inequality and the use of music
as a healing tool in Africa, he
said.
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ranked Golden Eagles host PSAC f s
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
Senior heavyweight Kurt
Angle reached a milestone last
Friday night when he recorded
his 100th career victory against
Bill Friburger of Edinboro. He
became the 11th Clarion wrestler
to accomplish such a feat.
Angle's win, along with
victories by Erik Burnett, Steve
Krouse, Paul Antonio and J.J.
Stanbro gave the Clarion
grapplers a 23-19 decision over
the Fighting Scots.
There was little time for
celebration though, as the
Golden Eagles were at #25
Bloomsburg Sunday afternoon.
Clarion responded by winning
seven of the ten matches enroute
to a 28-11 victory, their third
straight.
Senior Erik Burnett, who is
currently ranked 6th in the nation
at 118 pounds, notched his 10th
win of the season to start things
off right for the Golden Eagles.
Also tasting victory for Clarion
Sunday were Steve Krouse, #4
ranked 142 pounder John Dasta,
Scott Henry, J.J. Stanbro, Rob
Sintobin and Kurt Angle.
The Eagles are currently 2-2 in
the EWL, and 8-4 overall.
That's pretty impressive
considering they have faced half
of the top 10, and seven of the
top 13 ranked teams in the
nation.
They take their #6 ranking into
the PSAC Championships this
Saturday at Tippin Gym. On
paper, Clarion looks to be the
favorite, but in the competitive
PSAC anything can happen.
The Golden Eagle line-up on
Saturday will be senior Erik
Burnett at 118. Burnett placed
2nd in last year's tournament and
should be favored to take first in
1992.
Sophomore Kyle Wolfe will be
wrestling at 126. Steve Krouse,
whr finished 3rd last year, will
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Heavyweight Kurt Angle manhandled Edinboro's Bill Friburger last Friday evening to be Clarion's 134 pounder. Junior
capture his 100th victory at Clarion. The Golden Eagle grapplers defeated 'Boro 23-19.
John Dasta, ranked 4th in the
nation, will wrestle at 142, where
he placed third in last year's
PSAC's.
Defending champ at 150,
Moss Grays, is medical red-shirt
in 1992 for Clarion, so freshman
Paul Antonio will get his first
taste of the PSAC's. 1991
runner-up Scott Henry is at 158.
Junior J.J. Stanbro will wrestle at
167 for the Eagles. Chris Shaw
is down from 190, where he
wrestled earlier in the year , to
177 for the tournament.
Defending champ Joe Rozanc
of Clarion has graduated, thus
190 pound sophomore Rob
Sintobin will fill that slot for the
Golden Eagles. And last, but
certainly not least, two-time
defending champ Kurt Angle
will be a strong favorite in the
heavyweight division for the
Eagles.
The championships will begin
at 9:00AM Saturday and
continue throughout the day,
with the finals scheduled for
7:30 PM.
"This should be a very exciting
PSAC Tournament," said Clarion
University head coach Bob
Bubb. "I know that many people
are picking us to repeat, and on
paper, that is probably true. But
as everyone knows, anything can
happen in the PSAC
Championships and usually
does. A key injury, an upset or a
team that just simply gets hot
can really make a statement in
this year's PSAC's. The team in
the best condition will have a
distinct advantage."
The Clarion University student
senate has purchased 125 all-
session student tickets to be
given away to CUP students with
a valid I.D. at Tippin Gym. The
tickets will be first come, first
serve starting at 9:00 AM
Saturday. The tickets will be
given at the Tippin Gymnasium
ticket office. Students not
receiving free tickets will be
charged $2.00.
Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 1-23-92
Nationally ranked women's
hoop team remains undefeated,
looking strong in the PSAC
by Dan Parrish
Sports Writer
In the cold, cold, cold month of
January, if someone was to
mention the word "hot" the only
thing they could be talking about
here would be the Clarion
Women's hoop team. That's
right! While we were at home
on break gaining those unwanted
pounds, the team was working
hard and racking up win after
win. And to this day, the
winning hasn't ceased; right now
they are 13-0. But, let me catch
you up to date on the action most
people missed over break.
When we left off the team was
4-0 and the team set a new
school record for points in a half,
with 67 in the first half against
St. Vincent. Since then they
devoured Point Park 112-48 and
set yet another school record,
largest margin of victory, 64
points. Amy Coon had 20 points
and Shannon Coakley had 19
points and 11 rebounds.
Next the lady hoopers met up
with Grove City and sent them
back to Grove City with a big ol*
loss, 99-63. Carlita Jones had a
big day with 18 points and 10
rebounds.
After that the team took a
major roadtrip to Florida where
the team cleaned house and won
three easy. They beat Florida
Southern, 80-69, then the
University of Tampa, 95-73 and
finally Barry, 106-61. Leading
the team was Leatha Dudeck
with a combined 46 points and
20 rebounds. Jones also turned
30 rebounds and Jeannine Tyler
had a 24 point game.
From sun country back to
Clarion to prepare for conference
play; the team faced Kutztown
and Bloomsburg. The lady
eagles demolished Kutztown
111-59. Coakley shot 23 points
on the day.
In the Bloomsburg game things
were a little closer, 94-84. This
was a joint effort. Coakley,
Respecki and Dudeck all had 16.
That brings us up to last week.
On Saturday, January 8, the team
opened conference play at IUP.
Coach "Gie" Parsons called
Indiana "one of the leaders in
the region," and she also said,
"this will be a good test to see
how well we'll perform in the
conference." Well Coach
Parsons it looks like your team
gets an "A" on the first test
defeating IUP, 96-70 in front of
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Then on Monday of this week,
the team matched shots with
California. Respecki had 23
points and Coakley had 22 points
as Clarion shot the lights out
against California, 1 16-99.
This week, Clarion takes its
undefeated record up against
Edinboro on Wednesday. Their
next game will then be next
Wednesday at Lock Haven.
The women were at Edinboro
last night. Their next contest is
next Wednesday at Lock Haven.
Their next home contest is
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Swimming and diving teams lose to
top ranked Oakland University
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The Clarion University men's
and women's swimming and
diving teams lost to Oakland
University last Saturday in a
heartbreak meet. The women lost
124-116, while the men were
decisively beaten 139-98.
Cindy Wonka was a three
event winner, notching victories
in the 50 freestyle (with a time of
:24.54), the 100 freestyle (with a
time of :53.53) and anchoring in
the 400 medley relay (with a
time of 4:02.53).
Becky Jushchushyn was a two
event winner for the women.
Jushchushyn took a first in the
200 breaststroke with a time of
2:26.87 and also swam the
second leg on the winning 400
medley relay. Justine Gibbons,
Debbie Jones and Wonka swam
the other legs for the victory.
Kimberly Strawbridge was
also a two event winner,
grabbing victories in both the
one meter and the high board.
Strawbridge scored 231.68 to
take first in the one meter. She
then scored a 231.30 in the high
board, good enough for a first.
Taking seconds for the Clarion
women were Jennifer Landis (in
the 1000 freestyle), Stephanie
Kissell (in the 200 individual
medley), Justine Gibbons (in the
200 backstroke), and Amy
Paganie (in both the one meter
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Golden Eagle women also took
second place in the 400 freestyle
relay. Dina Maylor, Jennifer
Landis, Donna Patrick and
Stephanie Kissell swam the legs
for second.
Steve Darby had a fine
afternoon for the men. Darby
took a first in the 500 freestyle
(with a time of 4:48.65) and took
seconds in the 200 freestyle and
the 400 freestyle relay
(swimming anchor).
Dan Stoner also took a first for
the men, winning the 50
freestyle (with a time of 22.04).
Stoner also swam the first leg in
the second place 400 freestyle
relay.
Robert Walker and Matthew
Benton also took firsts in the one
meter dive and the high board,
respectively. Walker scored a
290.10 to take first on the one
meter, while Benton scored a
276.60 to capture the high board.
Taking seconds for the men
were Chris Glenn (on the one
meter dive), Robert Walker (on
the high board) and Chad
Rimsky, Steve Traube, Keith
Makeyenko and Michael
Bingaman (in the 400 medley
relay).
Both the men and the women
are now 3-1 and are getting
prepared for nationals.
Sports Opinion
The Clarion Call - 1-23-92 - Page 21
A virgin to Penquin hockey, no more
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
As small children, I'm sure we
have all remembered certain
events in our lives that we will
surely never forget. Maybe it
was the first day of kindergarten.
Or, if you are a rough-houser, the
first fight you got into was
something not easily forgotten.
Whatever the experience, these
memories have made us better
understand the world around us.
For me, most of those
experiences have come through
sporting events.
The first time I attended a
baseball game happened when I
was eight. I was living in
Southern California at the time
and my father took my brothers
and I to an Angel game. They
were playing the Toronto Blue
Jays at Anaheim Stadium and it
ended up being a sell out crowd.
The Angels lost 6-5, but it was
still exciting; simply because my
father treated us to our first
ballpark franks. Dodger
broadcaster Vin Scully used to
promote these American
delicacies, but I had never tasted
a true stadium hot dog until then.
An experience I will not soon
forget.
From this experience, I learned
that baseball games are more
than just two teams trying to
win. Baseball games are middle-
age drunks yelling at the umpire,
annoying organ music and
families or friends enjoying each
others' company.
The very first professional
football game I encountered was
also a unique adventure. It was
1978 and for some odd reason
the Pro Bowl was being played
at the L.A. Coliseum instead of
Honolulu. A close friend of my
dad's had four tickets and
wanted to know if my father, my
brother, Troy and I would like to
go.
We had seats in peanut heaven,
so it was virtually impossible for
me at that age to enjoy the game.
In fact, I don't even remember
who won. What I do remember
is grabbing my father's
binoculars to catch a closer
glimpse of one of my boyhood
heroes, Roger Staubach. The
most memorable part of this
incident was actually the ride to
the stadium. The night before the
Pro Bowl, one of the networks
aired The Revenge of the Pink
Panther. Peter Sellers must have
been one of my father's
favorites, because all he and his
friend did the entire trip was cite
quotes from the movie. A jolly
good time was had by all.
The first professional
Snowy Super Bowl is a chance
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) _ Some
folks in the land of 10,000 frozen
lakes aren't woebegone at all
over early predictions of sub-
zero temperatures and several
inches of snow the day before
Super Bowl Sunday.
Nevertheless, the Twin
Cities' bitter winter reputation
may keep away many fans who
show up for Sun Belt Super
Bowls.
Travel agents and tour group
organizers say Super Bowl
bookings are down, some as
much as 33 percent. One
company offered employees a
choice between a party in Hawaii
or Super Bowl seats. Most
wanted Hawaii.
It was the "we-can-cope"
attitude displayed by
Minneapolis boosters that in
1989 finally won over NFL
officials, who twice before
spurned the Twin Cities' Super
Bowl bid because of the area's
winter weather reputation.
Minneapolis beat out
Indianapolis, Seattle and Detroit
for the right to host in 1992. Ten
years ago, Detroit hosted the last
northern city Super Bowl. Sleet,
slush and icy roads led to game-
day traffic gridlock.
NFL owners said they chose
Minneapolis because of better
indoor practice facilities and
better airline access. Former
Vikings general manager Mike
Lynn lobbied hard behind the
scenes for Minneapolis while
urging the NFL to pick a
northern city every 10 to 12
years.
Out-of-town journalists are
being treated to an afternoon of
snowmobiling and cross-country
skiing.
Still, Southern Super Bowl
fans genuinely will need to dress
more warmly than Minnesotans.
basketball game I enjoyed was
last year during Christmas break.
A very close friend of mine,
Rick Hawk, called and explained
to me that he had two tickets to a
Cleveland Cavaliers game and
he needed someone to tag along.
I gladly obliged. The Cavs were
hosting the Lakers, so as it
turned out, that would be the first
and last time I would watch the
magic of Earvin Johnson. Isn't it
strange how the world turns?
Somehow, someone knew what
fate was going to deal Magic, so
that someone gave me one
chance to see possibly the
greatest player ever to handle a
roundball. By the way, the
Lakers won.
The latest edition into my
sports memories occurred over
Christmas break. Rick called me
up once again to ask if I was
interested in going to a Penguin
hockey game. I had never been
to a hockey contest before and it
had been a while since I had seen
Rick, so I accepted. I must
admit, I am not as
knowledgeable in the sport of
hockey as I should be. I thought
that watching a game live would
be much more educational than
watching it on television. But as
it turned out, I learned much
more.
First of all, there were more
females present in the Civic
Arena than I have seen at any
Pirate or Steeler game. I found it
very hard to watch the game
with so many women around me.
I get nervous talking to one
female, let alone, a few
thousand.
The Penquins were playing
Toronto that night and it seemed
to me that everyone was looking
for a high scoring contest. Well,
they weren't disappointed and
neither was I.
I sat three rows back from the
plexiglass, so it seemed like I
was actually on the ice. What I
couldn't believe was the size of
these athletes. If you have never
been to a hockey game, let me
just say that Mario Lemieux,
Jarmier Jagr and Ulf Samuelsson
could definitely pass for middle
linebackers. In fact, the only
average sized men on the ice
were Mark Recchi and Joey
Mullen.
To make a long story short,
Pittsburgh defeated the Maple
Leafs 12-1. Joey Mullen had
four goals and Tom Barasso was
a monster at the net. I even
acquired a favorite player,
Jimmy Pak. The whole
experience made me appreciate
the skill and athletic ability that
professional hockey players
have. I'm hoping that someone
asks me to a hockey game again.
Li
Page 22 - The Clarion Call - 1-23-92
Golden Eagles captured by Cal, 93-62,
Cruse and Rubin declared ineligible
by Rich Otterman
Contributing Writer
"We've had one of the toughest
weeks imaginable. The Gannon
win was the highest point we'd
reached since I've been here.
Then, we went to an all-time low
the next day when we found out
Dave (Cruse) and Donnie
(Rubin) were done for the
season" -RonRighter, 1/14/92
Even without Cruse and Rubin,
it was expected to be one of the
best games on this season's
schedule, when Cal visited
Clarion, Monday night After all,
these respective teams were
picked to finish first and second
place in the conference. And for
the game's first 20 minutes, it
lived up to its billing, as the
score was tied, 36-36.
However, the second half
proved to be disastrous, as the
most anticipated game in the
early PSAC slate developed into
a mismatch.
The Vulcans outscored Clarion
57-26 in the second half enroute
to a 93-62 win. Ail-American
candidate Kenny Toomer led the
visitors with a 25-point, 15-
rebound performance, and added
three blocked shots, one of
which allowed Cal to score at the
first-half buzzer to go into the
locker room with the score
knotted up at 36 apiece.
Clarion point guard Dave
Wojciechowski drove the right
side of the paint, trying to
provide the Golden Eagles with a
five-point lead at the half when
Toomer rejected it out to
Raymond Gutierrez, who
promptly raced upcourt and
drained a 20 footer to tie the
game.
Up to this point, the game had
been a legitimate D-II classic,
featuring nine lead changes and
eight occasions on which the
score was tied. However, the
second half wasn't quite as
competitive. In fact, it was
disastrous.
By the time the 13 minute mark
Scott Shoaf/Clarbn Call
Sophomore Kwame Morton (24) cans a three-pointer.
had been reached in the second
half, the Golden Eagles were
trailing by 14, 47-61, and it
didn't get any prettier. As a
team, they shot an anemic 30
percent from the floor in the
second half, and turned the ball
over 11 times, leading to 16 Cal
points. The loss dropped the
Golden Eagles to 12-3 overall, 1-
1 in the conference going into
last night's PSAC tilt at
Edinboro. With the convincing
win, the visitors upped their
overall record to 15-1, and a
perfect 2-0 in the PS AC-West.
Wojo led the Golden Eagles
with 12 points and Kwame
Morton added 10, and Mark
McCarthy and Mike Archer both
scored nine points in the losing
effort. The Cal defense was
outstanding, playing a
suffocating man-to-man defense,
forcing 16 turnovers and limiting
the normally explosive Clarion
offense to 62 points on 37.9
percent shooting from the floor.
The team opened the season
with 10 straight wins, including
impressive victories against
Columbia Union, Bowie State
and Gannon. However, since the
Gannon win, and the loss of
Cruse, who was a likely PS AC-
West first team repeater and a
potential Division II Ail-
American, and Rubin, the team
has gone 2-3.
In their PSAC opener at
Indiana, the Golden Eagles were
paced by Kwame Morton's 21
points and 11 rebounds in a
closely contested 70-68 win. The
sophomore has been struggling
slightly, as his field goal
percentage has dipped to 44
percent. However, the coaching
staff isn't quite panicking.
"It's really not that big a deal,"
said Assistant Al Modrejewski.
"As good of a shooter as Kwame
is, he'll work out of it. This is his
first 'slump', if you can call it a
slump, he's had in his college
career."
It seems rather likely that one
of the reasons for the slight
dropoff in scoring is the absence
of Cruse. With Cruse in the
lineup, opposing defenses were
unable to contain them both,
whereas now clubs are able to
focus on stopping the 6'4"
sophomore. Coach Righter
noted, "We're just going to have
to find the right combinations on
the court to help free him
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Point guard Dave Wojciechowski (21) attempts a jumper.
(Morton) up. He's been able to
maintain his mental toughness
and we feel it's only a matter of
time before he's on again."
The fourth-year Head Coach
added, "Even in games when his
shooting has suffered, he hasn't
allowed it to hurt his total game,
as he has continued to improve
his defense, rebounding and
passing."
After a 2-19 shooting
performance against Mercyhurst,
Morton shot 9-20 at IUP and 3-
11, including 2-8 from three-
point land in the loss to Cal.
Morton has been accurate on 41
percent of his three point
attempts, still above the 35
percent which has come to be the
standard mark of good three-
point shooting.
Sophomore point guard Dave
Wojciechowski has made a
change in his offensive game,
stepping into more of a scoring
role. After 10 games, he was
averaging 11.5 points a game,
while in the five most recent
contests, he has scored at a 21
points per game clip, including
32 and 31-point outbursts against
Millersville and Mercyhurst.
In place of Cruse, Righter has
tried playing Mike Sullivan at
small forward, moving Kwame
to the position and inserting
Mike Archer as the shooting
guard. Sullivan played well in
the 71-65 loss at Columbia
Union, scoring 17 points and
hauling in seven rebounds, but
his playing time has been
shrinking lately.
"Anytime you lose a potential
All-American (Cruse), you're
obviously going to feel the loss,"
Righter offered. "It's whether or
not our team can get past this
setback that will determine how
successful we'll be."
The Golden Eagles return
home Sunday for a non-
conference game against Juniata,
then return to PSAC- West action
Wednesday at Lock Haven.
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Sports Opinion
Ridiculous ramblings of a second rate insomniac
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
Welcome back to the show,
folks! It's been awhile, hasn't it?
How did the holidays treat yens (
as a Steeler fan might ask)?
Well, the last week or so has
been very busy for me and my
brain is beginning to escape the
"numb" status that the break had
left me in. Being that this is my
first article of the semester, I am
going to ramble on a little about
anything in particular to, sort of,
introduce my second-rate mind
to the public and to wake myself
up to the 1992 world of sports.
OK, OK, Ding, ding, ding. Let's
get ready to ramble! I am
unleashing to the public for the
first time. . . "The Q Awards". . .
just to wet your lips a little bit.
The "He's not just a dumb
jock" award goes to Earvin
"Magic" Johnson. The former
L.A. Lakers basketball star, who
recently contracted the HIV
virus, set President George Bush
straight on the AIDS fight. In a
recent letter to the president,
"Magic" said that "no matter
how good the team may be, it
won't win the championship
without the owner fully in the
game. I don't feel you have been
there." Bush responded by
saying that "Magic" gave some
"constructive suggestions. We'll
try to work on them."
The "I'm glad I'm not you
right now" award goes to Scott
Norwood (because if he misses
again. . . ).
The "Quote of a lifetime"
award goes to the "Splendid
Splinter," Ted Williams. He
once said, "All I want out of life
is that when I walk down the
street, folks will say 'There goes
the greatest hitter who ever
lived.'" Honorable mention to
Chris Berman for "Stumblin,
bumblin, rumblin. . . fumblin!"
The "Boy have times changed"
award goes to today's
professional athletes. It was
once good enough to be just
outstanding in one's sport but
now they have to be outstanding
in their wallet as well. Oh, I
guess their is no one specific to
blame. Fingers, at one time or
another, have been pointed at the
owners, agents, players or even
the passing of time. I guess if
team's are willing to shell out the
moola, they can. But if ticket
prices skyrocket any higher, I,
for one, won't be able to attend
any more sporting events. It just
seems really weird that a utility-
type infielder like Mike Gallego
can make more than ten times
what the president of the United
States makes in a year.
The "I'm gonna be swimming
in it" award goes to Pittsburgh
Pirates left-fielder Barry Bonds.
His MVP type offensive
numbers, his great glove and his
seeming greed are going to make
him the highest paid player in
baseball. Five million dollars a
year will be a definite. And by
next winter, if he tests the free
agent market? . . . Seven
million?
The "I could have been
swimming in even more" award
goes to the superstar shortstop of
"The Big Red Machine," Barry
Larkin. He recently signed back
with the Reds for a five year,
2S.6 million dollar contract with
the infamous Marge Schott. If
he would have tested the free
agent market next winter. . .
Well, let's just say that he would
have had no problem purchasing
Boardwalk or Park Place.
The "Here's a suggestion"
award is being presented to the
NCAA. This may sound strange,
but, why not invent a system that
could have the Miami
Hurricanes playing the
Washington Huskies for the
National Championship? If
anyone out there can tell me how
this would hurt academics,
please explain.
The "That reminds me of the
three time Super Bowl losers, the
Denver Broncos" award will go
to the Buffalo Bills if they lose
to the Washington Redskins this
Sunday. By the way, The Skins
are favored by a touchdown.
The "Fight that the world
would most like to see but
probably never will" award goes
to heavyweight champ, Evander
Holyfield and to contender, Mike
Tyson. But Tyson has more to
worry about than fists flying at
him. Try $11 million dollar
palimony suits, rape charges and
Don King's flapping lips.
The "We're kickin some butt"
award goes to the #1 ranked
college team in the nation, The
Duke Blue Devils ( now 12-0).
Honorable mention for the award
goes to the #3 ranked college
hoops team, Eddie Sutton's
Oklahoma St. Cowboys, to our
own Clarion University's
undefeated women's hoop team,
and to the Washington Redskins.
The "Greatest pitcher who ever
lived" award is presented to Tom
Seaver. Tom Terrific received
the greatest percentage of votes
of anyone entering the Hall of
Fame ( 98.8% of the ballot, 425-
430). Honorable mention goes
to Sandy Koufax, Ron Guidry
and Rickey "the wild thing"
Vaughn.
The "Greatest pitcher who
never lived" award goes to Steve
Howe of the New York Yankees
who just recently was arrested by
an undercover cop for allegedly
purchasing $100 dollars worth of
cocaine. He has been suspended
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five times already by the major
leagues for drug and alcohol use.
The "Hall of shame" award
goes to the Hall of Fame voters
who couldn't find it in their best
interest to judge "Shoeless" Joe
Jackson by his play on the field
and now can't for Pete Rose.
Both were banned from baseball
for involvements in gambling.
The "Where have you been all
my life" goes to the New York
Knicks guard John Starks who is
averaging close to 15 points a
contest for new coach Pat Riley
after sitting on the Knicks bench
for four years.
The "Hot dog of the week"
award goes to Mike Archer, a
guard on the Clarion
University's Men's Hoops squad,
for having his own fan club
attend every home game and
because I caught him laughing to
himself after he caused a
turnover recently against
Millersville.
Simply the "Best
sport/entertainment after 2 AM"
award is presented to the
AMERICAN GLADIATORS.
"Lace" is my favorite.
The "Person who I would least
like to be chased by award" goes
to Ben Johnson, who probably
should play for the Canadian
Football League as, maybe, a
wideout.
I used "The Q Awards" as kind
of a tool to write anything and
everything that was on my mind.
Now my brain is in the "numb"
stage again. Holy cow! I'm
starting to see things! I'm seeing
Scott Norwood kick a field goal!
V/hat? Now I'm seeing Jim
Kelly hit Andre Reed right in the
numbers for a touchdown pass?
What? I'm seeing a Bills victory
over Washington, 27-21. For
goodness sake, now I'm seeing
Michael Jordan play one on one
with Bugs Bunny! Yeah right!
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Volume 73, Issue 14 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania January 30, 1992
PEACE updates community
on battle against Concord
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Clinton denies tabloid story
CLAREMONT, N.H. (AP) - Democratic presidential
candidate Bill Clinton on Thursdayjanuary 28
denounced a tabloid story in which a woman said in a
paid interview that she had a longstanding affair with
the Arkansas governor and that he suggested she deny
it.
"The allegations in the Star are not true," Clinton
said of the Star's upcoming interview with Gennifer
Flowers. "She's obviously taken money to change her
story."
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layoff of 22 delivery drivers.
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In This Issue -
M
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News
- Shropshire receives honor
Pg.5
- Women's Conference
Preview Pg. 10
Features
- Dizzy Gillespie visits CUP
Pg.H
- 'Stein and Walder' perform
Pg. 15
Sports
- Men's BB in action
Pg. 20
- PSAC Wrestling
Pg.20
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Thursday-partly cloudy, high in mid 30's
Friday-rain expected, high in upper 30's
Saturday-snow mixed with rain, high 30-35
Sunday-partly cloudy, possible snow, high 31
Monday-cloudy, mild, snow late high 30
luesday-mostly sunny, high 40
Wednesday-mostly cloudy, high 38
by Michelle Sparer
News Editor
PEACE, Protect Environment and
Children Everywhere, held a public
meeting this past Monday evening.
The meeting provided updated
information concerning their progress
with the fight against Concord
Resources Group of Pennsylvania Inc.
and other local struggles.
Those in attendance were provided
with five letters to be signed and sent
not included in the January 21 ruling.
The Environmentally Concerned
Citizens Coalition has been fighting
the landfill for seven years. They
presently have an appeal before the
Environmental Hearing Board a
policing agent for the DER.
Tying in with the Leatherwood and
Concord fight is the formation of a
new railroad called the Mountain
Laurel Railroad. The railroad was
created when 104 miles of the Conrail
line was purchased by the Pittsburgh
numbers 659 and 562, that cut between
the 578 acre site where Concord plans
to begin construction on a hazardous
waste incinerator and landfill.
Concord wanted the roads moved
because regular traffic would hinder
the operation of the proposed site.
Their petition was denied by Judge
Charles R. Alexander because Concord
did not allege that "road 659 is useless,
inconvenient or burdensome to
Millcreek Township. . ." Concord had
previously filed a civil suit after
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Dr. Judith Johnsrund spoke to those in attendance Monday evening at the PEACE meeting at Clarion-
Limestone School. Dr. Johnsrund spoke on the effects of being exposed to hazardous chemicals
to five senators stating how much the
citizens within the surrounding areas
depend on the Clarion River and the
Millcreek watershed. The letters listed
several environmental and legislative
reasons why the waterways need
protection.
The Leatherwood landfill, north of
Leeper in Farmington Township,
Clarion County, was also brought up at
the meeting. On January 21, the
Department of Environmental
Resources, DER, ruled in favor of
County Landfill Inc. (CLI) application
to accept certain kinds of industrial
waste. CLI will begin accepting the 11
types of waste as soon as they receive
official notice of the decision. CLI has
also announced they are trying to
approve several other kinds of waste
and Shawmut railroad (P&S). Mount Millcreek Township supervisors
Laurel railroad could be capable of decided not to grant the company
hauling residual and municipal waste permission to move the roads, back in
to Leatherwood Dump and toxic waste August.
to Concord. In a letter to the DER
dated October 1, 1991, P&S railroad
identified hauling garbage as the
"potential savior" of their railroad.
S&T Bank of Brookville wrote a
Concord has also decided to develop
a new facility design due to the
abandonment of their plans to seek
mitigation of wetland areas on the
proposed site. The decision is a result
letter on September 19, 1991 to the of a meeting on January 9 between
DER, supporting the Leatherwood company officials and the DER. The
Dump and urging the DER to review governmental agency had said they
the permit application. would not consider any application that
As a result, citizens at the PEACE was tied to mitigation of wetland areas,
meeting were urged to attend a protest The DER on October 7, 1991 had
held in front of the bank this Friday denied Concord's second Phase I
evening or even to discontinue their application because of wetlands on the
business with the bank. site. Concord consultants had
In recent events. Concord was denied discovered "wet spots" on the site,
permission to move two roads,
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FTERTHOUGHTS
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A Christmas
Presence
Many of us have had one bad
semester where classes were
difficult and money was tight.
Life could really have its ups and
downs in college. My friends
and I would complain if we
couldn't go shopping for clothes
when we wanted to and then
worry about finding a job over
Christmas break. Luckily, with
the help of my parents, I found a
good job over the break, and I
even decided on a new major.
None of this mattered to me
after I visited a friend of mine
during the break. I've known
Courtney ever since the first
grade and she'd been trying to
reach me for months, but I had
been away at school. It excited
me to call her since I hadn't seen
her in a year and a half. She had
a baby girl then and I was excited
to see how she had grown. So I
decided to call her and plan a day
with her. She gave me the
directions to her apartment. She
even told me that she had a new
baby boy and she couldn't wait
for me to see him. I've been her
friend for years. I bought her
children toys and drove
nervously through the run-down,
poverty stricken crime-filled
town. I was nervous about
seeing the place in which she
lived and raised children. I said a
few prayers.
I wasn't surprised when a huge
and grizzly looking man
answered the door. I assumed he
was her boyfriend, the father of
her two children. I walked up the
steps as my friend greeted me. I
pushed aside a huge blanket
hanging over the steps keeping
the cold out from the front door.
My friend Courtney greeted me
at the top of the steps looking
pale, thin and poor. Immediately,
I gave her a hug of sympathy,
acting as though it was a hug of
excitement. She looked tired and
worn out. Courtney is my age,
Kristie Palcie
but she looked so desperate.
Memories of she and I playing
Barbies in my yard as children
were soaked up on tears as I
entered the living room that
accommodated a bare Christmas
tree and a little furniture. There
lay her new son with a huge
feeding tube extending from a
pole to his belly button. He was
born seven months ago and was
the size of a two-month old baby.
He was born premature. He had
a twin at birth that died the first
week of life. Courtney's
boyfriend sat in the chair saying
nothing while her son cried from
his illness. I could tell he wasn't
a caring father, especially from
her stories of how he left her
every other week.
Courtney then escorted me
upstairs to Lauren's room, her
daughter whom I haven't seen in
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
"Who does he think he is?"
Hopefully, as all of you peruse through the paper
this week, you'll take the opportunity to read our
Reader's Responses section.
A few of our loyal readers took time out of their
busy schedules to respond to my Afterthoughts
column last week.
When, and if, you do read the letters to the
editors, be forewarned, the writers were
particularly brutal in their criticisms of me and my
opinions.
Was I upset, when I got the letters?
No.
One of my objectives upon becoming editor of the
Call was to gain student interest and get them to
respond to issues that face them and the rest of the
world.
So, please keep the hate mail coming; it makes
good copy.
Another reason that letters downgrading myself
and the paper don't bother me is self-confidence.
I'm very confident in the fact, that I'm the most
capable and qualified student at Clarion University
to run the Call
But if there's anyone out there who thinks they
can do a better job than I, and is willing to put in
the 30+ hours a week that I do, come on in and
show me what you can do. Until then, consider
yourself lucky to have me.
By the way Mr. Hutchinson, I have no plans to
send a resume to the National Inquirer or "Inside
Edition." Although if they ask politely and offer
enough money you never can tell.
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Editorial
Criticism
Dear Editor:
Harry is a 20ish year-old male
living in a Clarion suburb. I
don't think he is married and
pray he has no kids.
He pretends to be the editor-in-
chief of a rag paper which is
only useful to those who are
bulimic.
One day, let's hope very soon,
Harry finds his esteemed
position abolished due to his
repeated idiotic commentaries
based on his "holier-than-thou"
commentaries.
Harry is devastated. He has
already mailed countless
resumes to the National
Enquirer and even had an
interview with "Inside Edition."
As upset and confused as
Harry is, the CUP students and
faculty are elated. Resounding
cheers are heard across campus
and miraculously, class
attendance reaches an all-time
high. The exuberance spreads
throughout the entire Clarion
community as people realize the
impossible can be accomplished.
Amazingly, they unite as one and
drive Concord from Clarion
County. The unemployed are
given hope and find gainful
employment counseling those
still suffering the painful scare
from the "Hartman Years."
Slowly, the economy begins to
rebound. Bob's Sub expands; the
University Inn has a waiting list;
and local car dealerships; foreign
and domestic, report a sharp
increase in sales. Soon, the
euphoria spreads. First Franklin,
then Oil City, even Pittsburgh
feel the ramifications. Word
spreads like wildfire and the
entire United States joyfully
moves out of the recession.
Before you know it, Harry
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endorsement of Pat Buchanan
and accepts the Democratic
nomination himself. People
recognize Harry as the man with
all the answers and he wins in a
landslide under his motto
"Remember Pearl Harbor."
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genocide for those sneaky Japs.
Harry's image on the late night
news every night as he goes to
JC Penny's to buy American-
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your part. Make your family
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the ball rolling. Smash your
Japanese computer and above
all, "Remember Pearl Harbor."
Matthew L. Hutchison
Senior English Major
(Editor's Note: The Editor-in-
Chief of the Clarion Call has no
intentions of sending his
resume to the National Inquirer
or "Inside Edition.")
Why buy
American?
Frankly, I am sick of people
telling me how to think, what to
say and v/hat to buy. Yes, the
American economy is in serious
trouble. Yes, Japan has flooded
our market while unfairly
limiting our imports into their
country. However, it is equally
true that it is not just the
consumers' fault.
If you are wondering why
General Motors is in trouble, ask
yourself why the GEO line isn't
built in America by Americans.
If you are wondering why Ford
is in trouble, ask yourself why
the Probe and the Escort are both
based on Mazdas. If you are
wondering why Chrysler, the
biggest Japan basher, is in
trouble, ask yourself if their
sister company and supplier,
Mitsubishi, is an American
brand. You might not like the
answers to these questions,
Harry.
So we make bumper stickers
telling each other to buy
American or learn to speak
Japanese. Then we put them on
"American" cars with German
engineers or Japanese drive
trains. Look closely at your new
American car either today or
tomorrow Harry, and you will
see a multinational lineage. And
I am to believe that the economy
is my fault?
I own an American car that
will need to be replaced when I
graduate, and hopefully, get a
job. I can't tell you whether the
car will be foreign or domestic,
but I do know that I will buy the
one I can afford. If that doesn't
agree with your personal
ideologies, Mr. Hartman, buy
whatever car you want. It is a
free country.
Robert S. Mover
Senior English Major
Clarification
In the October 10 issue of the Clarion Call, it was incorrectly
stated that a Delta Chi fraternity "pledge" was responsible for
starting a fire at the fraternity's off-campus housing unit.
According to the official report from the State Police Fire
Marshal, a fraternity "member" was responsible for starting the
fire The Clarion Call regrets any inconvenience this error may
have caused.
Contributions to the
weekly Hide Park
column can be
dropped off at the
Clarion Call Office in
Room 1 of Harvey Hall
during regular
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A Blast from the Past . .
Becht Hall living was much like this in the 1950's.
Clarion Call file photo
Hide Park. . .
(Cont.from Pg. 2)
a year and a half . Ignoring all of
the clutter lying around the
messy apartment, I walked up
the decrepit stairs to see Lauren.
At this point, I was feeling really
scared. I heard little mumbles
from the girl and made my way
to the old, wooden paint-stripped
crib. There Lauren sat with the
biggest blue eyes and darkest
hair, looking scared that a
stranger was there. She was
covered in her own vomit and
started to cry. Courtney picked
her up saying Lauren must have
just eaten something bad. She
carried her down the steps and
cleaned her off. I walked around
upstairs to check out the
environment. The bedrooms
didn't even have dresser drawers
or curtains for that matter. Then
I walked downstairs and checked
out the rest of the apartment,
messy and yet so empty. There
were old kerosene heaters with
no child-proof guards around
them.
This was it. This was poverty
like I've never confronted face-
to-face before in my life. This
was one of my best childhood
friends who came from a decent
neighborhood, and she was now
mothering two children. Lauren
walked over to me wondering
what was in the bag I had
brought. I handed her the toys in
the bag. She was so excited and
ran to her mother showing her
the new toys. Then I pulled out
a book and she sat on my lap.
She really wanted me to read her
a story. Courtney had quit
school in ninth grade because
reading and education wasn't
important. Lauren began to
vomit again. Why was she so
sick? Was it lead poisoning or
old food or a simple virus? I had
to get out of there. Not to be
selfish, but emotionally, I wasn't
able to take it anymore. Before I
left, I asked Courtney to take
Lauren to the doctor and also to
get child-proof guards around
the heaters.
It was a long ride home.
Lauren's face and the messy
apartment stuck in my mind.
But I wasn't leaving for good.
There was something I was
going to do, and I ran to my
father sobbing with anger and
sympathy for my friend and her
children. Tears filled his eyes as
I told him what I saw. He told
me he would help out. So we
walked out to our garage and
cleaned off two dressers. Then I
tore through my closet, throwing
clothes into a bag. I wanted to
give her every material thing I
owned. None of it mattered to
me. I called Courtney and told
her I thought she might be able
to use the furniture. We loaded
up the truck and waved goodbye
to her until I saw her again in the
summer.
Courtney and her children
were my only thoughts that day.
The phone rang and it was
Courtney thanking me for all I
did. It wasn't a thank-you that I
wanted. I just requested she get
some assistance like the WIC
program, which assists young
mothers. Courtney said she
didn't get the assistance because
she had no transportation, nor
the time to go pick up her
checks. She does, however, get
food stamps, only 200 dollars a
month. This is for four people
and the baby consumes a three
dollar bottle of formula a day.
This is the cycle of poverty,
and it was a learning experience
for me. I guess Courtney could
be on the streets and it could be
worse, but this could happen to
me or to anyone. I've learned
not to complain about material
things, traveling or deciding on
the right major anymore. I
thank God for my life, my family
and my education. This was the
motivation I needed to stay in
school and get an education, for
my sake and my future children.
Hopefully, life will somehow
work out for Courtney. She sure
deserves it. I am now the
godmother of her new son, and I
plan to set a good example for
her children. Again, her life
could be worse, but I wouldn't
want that for my worst enemy.
Kristie Palcie is a Junior
Communication major
at Clarion University
While this story is Miss Palcie 's,
names have been changed
to protect the identities
of those involved.
College student killed
in elevator accident
COLUMBIA, Mo. (AP) _ A
University of Missouri freshman
jumped from a stalled elevator in
a residence hall and fell five
floors to his death, authorities
said.
Colin M. Prock, 19, of
Oakdale, Calif., was killed in the
accident about 11 p.m. Friday,
said Maj. Jack M. Watring of the
University police department.
"This is a terrible tragedy and
our hearts go out to the family
and friends of Mr. Prock," said
Gerald Brouder, acting
chancellor. ~The safety of
students is one of the most
important concerns we have. As
the father of two sons at MU, I
know there is a propensity
among this age group to feel that
it cannot happen to me. I want to
urge all students to exercise
caution and common sense."
The elevator stopped between
the third and fourth floor of
Laws Hall as 15 people crammed
into the car.
"It was a situation where it
was overloaded, and it stopped
as it does when it's overloaded,"
said Mary Still, a university
spokeswoman. She said Prock,
who was from California, lived
in Laws Hall.
Prock "opened the door and
crawled out into the shaft," one
witness told police. ""Then
someone opened the outside
door and everyone looked up.
No one saw him fall. Then we
heard the thump, thump."
Ms. Still said the students had
sounded the elevator alarm when
it stopped, and the dorm officials
were alerted.
"But, apparently this student,
instead of waiting ... they had
pried the doors open ... and this
student had jumped from the
elevator onto the floor" of the
hallway that could be seen from
the elevator.
"Instead of landing soundly on
the floor, he landed on the edge
and then fell over backwards"
into the shaft, plummeting five
stories, Ms. Still said.
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Dean honored with committee position for AACRAO
by Bryan Delaney
News Writer
Recently, John Shropshire,
dean of enrollment management
and academic records of Clarion
Shropshire is also involved
with the enrollment management
committee on campus which
came out of the strategic
planning committee last year.
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Dean Shropshire was recently selected as a member of the
enrollment management committee of AACRAO.
University was selected as a
member of the enrollment
manangcment committee of the
American Association of
Collegiate Registrars and
Admissions officers
(AACRAO).
AACRAO committee
assignments are considered
among the most prestigious in
the field of admissions.
Shropshire will be officially
appointed at the annual meeting
in April in Dallas, Texas where
3,500 professional members
working among different
universities across the country
will gather.
The organization consists of
three agencies: local which
consists of western Pennsyl-
vania; the middle state chapter
which includes New England,
New York, Delaware and New
Jersey; and finally a national
chapter. Shropshire is a member
of the admission policy
committee. They look at
different admission policies,
comparing and making
recommendations along with
bearing complaints. He is also
pan of die national chapter.
This committee is only involved
with CUP and is chaired by Dr.
John Kuhn.
Shropshire stated that
responsible enrollment manage-
ment is universal and is
approached so that it takes
admission people and other
university officials through the
various steps of recruitment,
matriculation, graduation and
even through the alumni process
that a student goes through.
"By doing this we will be able
to develop courses, program
conferences and seminars
designed to maximize the
information that everyone in the
professional capacity at a
university needs to know, in
order to have a better program,"
said Shropshire.
Learning the tricks of the trade
will be done by working with
high level associates.
"I am really looking forward to
working with the gurus of the
organization — the people who
are at the top of the system," said
Shropshire. "I have worked
with these people before on
committees but not as intense as
I will be doing."
The benefits to Clarion,
according the Shropshire, will be
the making of a true enrollment
managment committee. This
will involve a mentality change
in people since admissions is
looked upon as being separate
from financial aid and the tie
between them is not understood.
An example of this would be
accepting someone that can't
afford to come to the university.
Unless there is a financial plan,
that person would probably think
of going somewhere else.
In order to fulfill a situation
similar to that, the whole picture
must be looked at to see what is
needed and then apply a suitable
solution.
"A physical change would be
having enough freshman level
courses which could cause a
scheduling change in the right
direction," said Shropshire.
"Enrollment management to
retention would be to recruit the
existing students to come back
by offering incentives."
The closer you get to
graduating all your recruits the
better off you are because there
aren't too many places that have
a perfect record.
"I would definitely like to see
our retention rate increase by
five percent in the next couple of
years," said Shropshire.
There are many possible
schedule changes, one of which
would be front loading-having
the best teachers for freshman
level classes; having enough
courses available at that level
would build confidence in order
to get a fair shot.
Shropshire noted that in
connection with scheduling,
summer orientation is critical to
make students want to be here;
bringing a positive attitude with
a program that they are happy
with. "We have one of the better
programs but we don't have a
great follow up program because
we lack the retention program
and out of the AACRAO we
would like to get one," said
Shropshire.
Basically, what Shropshire
does for the university is make
sure the latest information on
enrollment management is
known to the president and the
university community in general;
along with encouraging them to
implement the programs.
There is an up front cost to the
programs, but Shropshire says it
is well worth the effort when you
are retaining and graduating
more students. Eventually it will
turn into a profit because there is
money saved on recruitment.
Students 'Watch Your Step, '
Jaywalking laws enforced
by Patrick Schmader
News Writer
On January 9, the Clarion
Borough Police conducted a
public education effort to
increase public awareness of
pedestrian traffic laws. Borough
police are patrolling downtown
Clarion and issuing warnings to
pedestrians and motorists who
fail to comply with state traffic
laws.
According to police Chief R.
Eric Shaffer, after a minimum
three week warning period, fines
will be issued and can range
from $30 to $85.
The pedestrian violations of
major concern were as follows;
pedestrians crossing at areas
other than the crosswalks;
pedestrians crossing against red
lights; and pedestrians walking
or standing on highways.
According to Shaffer, the
Clarion borough, averages five
pedestrian accidents a year.
Shaffer hopes this action will
educate people and* change
behavior of both pedestrians and
motorists in the downtown area.
Shaffer believes that Clarion
borough has been lucky in past
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Pedestrians beware! Jaywalking fines will be issued.
years because most pedestrian
crashes have resulted in only
minor injuries.
A large part of the problem is
the borough's constantly
changing student population
believes Shaffer. A possible
solution, according to Shaffer is
the installation of pedestrian-
friendly crossing lights.
However, cost of installation
would be a major factor. The
approximate cost would be
$80,000.
Pag<; 6 - The Clarion Call - 1-30-92
Clarion University
professor participates
in educational project
A Clarion University
professor is participating in a
new national chemistry project
called ChemSource.
Dr. George Wollaston is
leading a team made up of pre-
service student teachers and
experienced student teachers in
the educational project.
ChemSource is being
developed under a three-year
grant from the National Science
Foundation's Division of Teacher
Preparation and Enhancement.
The principal investigator is
Mary Virginia Orna, professor of
chemistry at the College of New
Rochelle.
ChemSource consists of two
linked products, SourceBook and
SourceView. SourceBook is a
resource book providing
teaching tips and instructional
ideas from both general ideas on
effective chemistry teaching and
successful teaching strategies
such as laboratory activities,
demonstrations, puns,
metaphors, discrepant events and
common misconceptions. It
contains instructional help from
35 curricular topics. The
director of SourceBook is Henry
Heikkinen, professor of
chemistry at the University of
Northern Colorado. The project
is being coordinated by Mary Jo
Graber at Utah State University,
Logan, Utah.
SourceView is a two-hour
videotape, currently under
development, with optional laser
video disks of exemplary
chemistry instruction at the
secondary level.
The entire project is the result
of recognition within the
American Chemical Society's
Committee of Education that
pre-service teachers and
crossover teachers. These
teachers are inexperienced in the
teaching of chemistry, and need
additional help with classroom
preparation.
The current phase of the
program involves the review and
testing of materials to assist the
pre-service teacher and teachers
in the first three years of
professional service, when they
are not as knowledgeable about
instructional aids and ideas that
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Phil Anderson of Reynoldsville (center) presents the National Association of
Accountants' (NAA) National Student Case Competition Award to Dr. Joseph
Grunenwald, dean of the College of Business Administration at Clarion University. Dr.
Charles Pineno (left), chair of the accounting department, is the advisor for the Clarion
University Accounting Club. A team of Clarion students, representing the NAA Mid-
Atlantic Competition, was among four regional finalists in the NAA competition.
might be available to assist them
in preparing and planning their
lessons and activities.
SourceBook is being prepared
by writing cluster groups of high
school and college teachers of
chemistry throughout the country
including the one directed by
Wollaston at Clarion University.
Wollaston and his team began
reviewing selected modules
during the spring 1991 term and
are continuing during the fall
term.
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Campbell Hall
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Dear Bob: This year, my tuition bill went up by
$1,100. Is this going to keep on going up?
Answer: Probably, yes. This year, tuition rose by
8.3%, and tuition at almost every college will rise
with inflation. There is some good news,
however: in the coming years, costs at private
colleges are not expected to rise much faster than
inflation, but for public schools, costs are ex-
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Dear Bob: I am a legal resident of Michigan, and
I'm interested in going to Penn State. The prob-
lem is that I cannot afford the out of state fees.
What are the legal requirements for
Pennsylvania residency?
Answer: An out of state student will definitely
pay more. At Penn State it costs $4,396 more.
According to the Undergraduate Admissions Of-
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resident of Pennsylvania, one must live in the
state for at least twelve months before beginning
at Penn State. In general, out-of-state students
at a public college will pay about $2,700 more per
year than in-state students.
Dear Bob: Why did the government start giving
financial aid in the first place? I think it's a
waste of money.
Answer: In the 1950s the federal government
saw that the defense of this Nation required
"additional and adequate educational
opportunities be made... [so] that no student of
ability will be denied an opportunity for higher
education because of financial need." When this
law was passed, the country was in the heat of the
cold war, but many would argue that the present
world business environment requires just as
much effort to ensure the security of the Nation.
Dear Bob: What exactly is the "Family
Contribution" in my financial aid package?
Answer: This is the amount that you and your
parents (if you are a dependent of theirs)
"should" be able to pay towards college. This
amount is figured by an outside needs analysis
service, usually the College Scholarship Service
or the American College Testing Program. In
calculating the Family Contribution, they account
for your family's (and your) income and assets,
and come up with a figure that the government
thinks you can pay. The College Cost Book
(published by the College Entrance Examination
Board) is a good resource for planning your
finances for college and gives good advice on
what you can and cannot do to keep your college
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The Clarion Call - 1-30-92- Page 7
Financial aid applications
available for next school year
Kenneth Grugel, director of
financial aid, announced that aid
applications are now available
for next school year in the lobby
of the Office of Financial Aid,
located in 104 Egbert Hall.
The only application form
needed for applying for the
PHEAA grant program, PELL
grant program and needs
analysis for student employment
is the Pennsylvania state grant
application.
All students, regardless of their
state of residency, must use the
Pennsylvania state grant
application for their Clarion
financial aid needs.
Student employment
applications for next fall and
summer will be sent directly to
campus supervisors in April for
all currently employed students.
Perkins Loan applications for
fall will also be available in the
Aid Office after April 15.
All students who have Stafford
student loans from their local
banks are reminded that they
may not apply for renewal of
their loan until they have
completed this spring semester
and have progressed to their next
academic grade level.
All students who are receiving
any federal or state assistance or
those who apply for the first time
must pass 24 semester hours by
the end of summer school to
obtain aid for fall semester. If a
student does not complete 24
hours they may attend summer
school to make up any
deficiencies.
Students must have a 2.0 GPA
once 64 semester hours have
been earned or their aid will be
cancelled until a cumulative
GPA of 2.0 has been obtained.
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Holocaust ad raises controversy at OSU
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP) - The
editor of Ohio Stale University's
student newspaper on Friday
defended a decision to publish an
item that called the Holocaust a
hoax.
An .estimated 300 students on
Friday protested publication of
the item, demanding a full-page
retraction of the article in
Monday's edition and the
resignation of editor Samantha
Haney, faculty adviser Mary
Webster and others.
The Simon Wiesenthal Center
in Los Angeles on Friday
responded to the publication,
calling the advertisement an
affront to Holocaust victims and
denial of their suffering.
The Lantern published a full-
page article by Bradley R. Smith
of Visalia, Calif., the leader of
the Committee for Open Debate
on the Holocaust. It declared that
the German government did not
put Jews to death in gas
chambers and the number of
reported Jewish deaths "is an
irresponsible exaggeration."
The article was submitted as a
paid advertisement, but the
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In a box accompanying the
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"It presents the case for open
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he said.
"There was plenty of killing
and plenty of death," Smith said
of the Holocaust, but added
"there are no wartime-generated
documents that show the
existence of an order, plan, a
budget, a weapon" intended to
wipe out European Jews.
The group planned to send the
article to "important campuses"
throughout the United States, he
said. He declined to say which
universities were on the mailing
list
The article was originally
submitted to OSU as an ad and
was accompanied by a check for
$1,134, but the check was sent
back to Smith, Haney said.
The newspaper published on
the adjoining editorial page a
commentary by university
President E. Gordon Gee
supporting the committee's vote
not to publish. A university
spokesman said Gee did not
know the item would be
published when he submitted the
commentary.
Gee was said to be out of the
office Friday and unavailable to
comment.
Spokesman Malcolm Baroway
said Gee felt publishing the item
"was irresponsible and hurtful to
the Jewish community."
He said Gee would discuss the
matter Saturday at the weekly
meeting of the University
Senate.
Police said the five-hour
protest in the newspaper's lobby
was peaceful. But two
disturbances were reported
before the demonstration began.
Lucinda Lloyd a Lantern
photographer, told police a man
assaulted her in the newsroom.
Ms. Lloyd said he grabbed her
face but released her when a
reporter intervened. She said she
did not think the man was one of
the protesters.
Rick Davis, the newspaper's
librarian, said another man
refused to leave the newsroom.
Davis said he held the man there
until police arrived.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Faculty, yesterday and today, voted on a one-year contract extension between their union,
APSCUF and SSHE. If approved, the current contract between the two sides will last
through June of 1994.
Rush Theta Xi Fraternity
Mon. Feb. 3
and Wed. Feb. 5
Ralston
Basement
Class withdrawals
will be processed
until 4:00 p.m.,
Friday, March 20,
1992. Instructions
and forms are
available in room
YjLJ* v^arrier.
The Clarion Call - 1-30-92- Page 9
Judge rules higher education sytem unconstitutional
Associated Press
BROWNSVILLE, Texas (AP)
Texas' higher education
system was declared
unconstitutional Monday, and a
judge gave lawmakers 16
months to correct the inequities
or quit funding colleges and
universities.
State District Judge Ben
Euresti Jr. said the higher
education system violates the
Texas Constitution because it
denies Mexican-Americans
equal education opportunity.
"The court hereby declares
and enters judgment that the
Texas higher education system
(the laws, policies, practices,
organizations, entities and
programs that have created,
developed, or maintained Texas
public universities and
professional schools) is
unconstitutional and unenforce-
able in law," Euresti said
Monday.
"We are going to have to study
this judge's decision and
continue to work toward making
higher education accessible to
Hispanics and all Texans," said
Chuck McDonald, Gov. Ann
Richard's deputy press secretary.
T At this point we're just going
to have to discuss what our
options are with the governor's
legal counsel, the attorney
general and everyone else to see
how we proceed from here,"
McDonald said.
But Special Assistant Attorney
General Javier Aguilar, who
represented the state during the
hearing before Euresti, said the
state would appeal.
Officials with the Higher
Education Coordinating Board
and Legislative education
committees were unavailable for
immediate comment Monday, a
state holiday. Officials with the
University of Texas system were
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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of January 19 through January 26.
On January 19, a student was found unconscious on the fifth floor of
Campbell Hall. The person being highly intoxicated, was transported
to the Clarion Hospital for observation. The person was cited for
underage consumption,
Public Safety responded to a fight in Nair Hall on January 19 only to
discover several people arguing. Several students were cited for
underage consumption.
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On January 19, public safety officers responding to a fight in progress
in Nair Hall , returned to the patrol vehicle only to find that someone
smashed the front windshield. An investigation is pending.
A brown leather jacket was stolen from the January 19 CABS dance.
The size is large/female and is valued at $100. An investigation is
pending.
On January 19, a royal blue ski jacket was stolen from the CABS
dance. The size is large/male and the value is unknown. An
investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was activated on the second floor of Nair Hall on January
21. An investigation is pending.
On January 22, between 7:00 a.m. and 11:00 a.m., clothing was taken
from the washing machine in the laundry room of Nair Hall. Items
taken consisted of: one red hooded sweatshirt, a blue and a light
green sweatshirt, a royal blue (V neck) sweater, a purple satin night
gown, two pair of underwear and one pair of blue jeans. The items
are valued at approximately $100. An investigation is pending.
On January 23, a student under the age of 21 was issued a citation for
minors possession when attempting to take a case of beer into Nair
Hall.
Sometime between 6:00 p.m. on January 23 and 5:30 p.m. on January
24, a front windshield was damaged to a black Oldsmobile Omega in
park?>ig lot "B." An investigation is pending.
Around 12:45 a.m. on January 25, a male student was found lying on
the floor in the second floor study room of Wilkinson Hall The
student was transported to Clarion Hospital. A citation for public
drunkenness was filed by Public Safety.
On January 25, a navy blue coat, size four, was stolen from the CABS
dance. An investigation is pending.
On the morning of January 26, several students argued in the
basement of Harvey Hall, causing a disturbance. Several students
were cited for disorderly conduct.
If anyone has any information concerning these and
other crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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Outside Clarion
White supremacist jailed for cross burning
compiled from the AP Service
International
News
Japanese reserved
concerning trade reduction
Three-fourths of Japanese
polled by the government said
they have reservations about
reducing Japan's trade surplus,
news reports said Sunday.
Only 13 percent thought Japan
should alter its industrial policies
to address the nation's trade
imbalance with other nations.
Twenty percent supported
continuing a trade surplus
because Japanese exports are
considered inexpensive and good
quality.
Just 17 percent felt Japan
should unilaterally open its
markets, but 34 percent said
market-opening measures should
be made along with similar
moves by other nations.
The survey of more than 2,000
people was taken by the prime
minister's office in October, and
did not reflect recent tensions
over the trade issue.
Russia to honor nuclear
weapons agreement
Russia has pledged to honor
agreements designed to help
prevent exports of nuclear
weapons material or technology
from the territory of the former
Soviet Union, a U.N. agency
said Monday.
A statement released by the
International Atomic Energy
Agency said Russia had agreed
to abide by non-proliferation and
safeguard agreements signed by
the Soviet Union, which ceased
to exist late last year.
The pledges also were
contained in the copy of a letter
signed by Russian Foreign
Minister Andrei Kozyrev and
released by the agency.
"The leaders of Russia will
make every effort to ensure that
the collaboration between our
country and the International
Atomic Energy Agency
continues to flourish ... be it
safeguards designed to ensure
non-proliferation of nuclear
weapons, nuclear safety or the ...
peaceful uses of atomic energy,"
said the letter. The letter, dated
Jan. 18, also promised "all
feasible measures" to pay a $20
million Soviet debt to the
agency.
Mideast conference to ease
Arab-Israeli tensions
Secretary of State James A.
Baker III was flying to Moscow
Sunday night for a Mideast
conference designed to ease
Arab-Israel tensions by focusing
on common regional problems.
Baker also may take up with
Russian leaders a new U.S.
initiative to reduce nuclear
weapons and U.S. appeals for the
rapid dismantling of missiles that
would be headed for the discard
pile under past agreements.
The Mideast conference will
deal with such issues as
Palestinian refugees, the
proliferation of weapons in the
region, scarce water resources
and environmental problems.
Israel, Saudi Arabia, Jordan,
China, Canada and West
European governments will be
among the participants. The
conference is under the
cosponsorship of the United
States and Russia.
Syria is boycotting it and
Palestinian Arabs are insisting
on an individual invitation.
Under terms of the conference
the Palestinians and Jordan are in
a mixed delegation.
National
Women f s conference preview .
"Women of the earth: restoring the balance"
The environment will be the
topic for the ninth annual Clarion
University Women's Conference
"Women of the Earth: Restoring
the Balance," to be held on
Saturday, March 28 at Still Hall.
The conference's keynote
address will be delivered by
storyteller/musician Paula Larke
and 11 workshops including the
confessions of "a male chauv-
inist pig."
Plant, a British Columbian, is
an environmentalist, author and
co-editor of The New Catalyst, a
bioregional journal for the
Pacific Northwest. Her topic is
"Learning to Live with
Differences: The Challenge of
Ecofeminist Community." The
keynote address, scheduled for
10:45 a.m. in Hart Chapel, will
be open to the public for the first
time for a $5 admission fee.
Larke, artist in residence for
the North Carolina Visiting
Artist and Touring Programs,
will present "Wearing the World
as a Loose Garment" as the
concluding portion of the
conference at 8:00 p.m. in Hart
Chapel.
Workshops topics are:
exploring the positive energy in
anger; Third World women and
the environment; exploring
ecological feminism; confessions
of a "male chauvinist pig";
women and men communicating;
enlarging the circle of
compassion; protecting the
environment-the role of women;
spousal abuse-how to heal the
inner pain; environmental ethics
in your lifestyle; earth activities
for little people; and date rape
and sexual harassment.
The day also includes displays,
sales and a quilt exhibit by the
African-America Heritage
Quilters Guild of Pittsburgh.
Clarion University President
Diane Reinhard will host a
reception for conference
participants in Moore Hall.
Co-chairing the conference are
Donna Poljanec and Deborah
King.
Pre-registration fees, which
include all activities and lunch
are $16 and $8 for students and
senior citizens. Registration fees
at the door will be $25 and $10.
Those wishing to attend the
keynote address only may
register for a $5 fee. Checks
should be made payable to the
Clarion University Continuing
Education, 108 Carrier
Administration Building,
Clarion, PA 16214.
For more information call 226-
2227. Continuing education will
also provide additional
information as needed. Men are
invited and encouraged to attend
the conference.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
White supremacist bitter
over jail sentence
Alabama's hazadarous waste
dispute to be resolved
The Supreme Court, Monday,
agreed to resolve an Alabama
dispute it was told is critical to
the safe disposal of the nation's
hazardous wastes.
The justices said they will
decide whether Alabama
officials unlawfully are slowing
the shipments of out-of-state
hazardous waste to a commercial
disposal site near Emelle, Ala.,
by imposing a special fee on
waste from outside Alabama's
borders.
Emelle is the site of the
nation's largest hazardous waste
dump, where more than one-
third of all waste from Superfund
cleanup sites is shipped. About
85 to 90 percent of the waste
disposed of at Emelle is from out
of state.
Avowed white supremacist
Tom Metzger, jailed for violating
city codes during a cross
burning, leveled a bitter gaze and
promised to remember those
who put him behind bars.
* % I won't ever forgive them for
this," Metzger said in a jailhouse
interview published in Monday's
editions of The San Diego
Union. **I will not forget and
I've got a long, long memory."
Metzger said he went to jail for
his beliefs, not for the crime. A
former state grand dragon of the
Ku Klux Klan who later founded
his own White Aryan Resistance,
Metzger considers himself a
political prisoner.
The 54-year-old Metzger is
beginning his fourth week in
county jail for the cross burning
eight years ago. He received a
six-month sentence.
The Clarion Call - 1-30-92- Page 11
1992 women's conference sponsors
female-focused essay contest
As a highlight of the March
27-28 1992 CUP Women's
Conference, the American
Association of University
Women offers a prize of $100 for
the best essay on any female-
focused nonfiction topic. Both
women and men writers are
encouraged to enter.
This year's conference theme,
"Restoring the Balance: Women
of the Earth," stresses ecology
and environmental issues.
Papers addressing these themes
are particularly welcome. Other
issues are also welcome, as long
as a woman, women or women's
issues serve as the paper's
central focus. Papers should be
three to ten pages long, typed
with a coversheet listing the
author's name, local address and
local telephone number. Send or
deliver all entries to Carole
Pasquerette, secretary, English
department office, 264 Carlson
Hall, by 3:00 p.m. on Friday,
February 21, 1992.
Past winning entries have
come directly from academic
classwork — compositions, term
papers or essays that have a
woman or women's issues as the
center of interest — as well as
from less formal forms of
writing, like journal entries and
narratives. No "creative
writing," please.
The contest is open to any
CUP student or lo.cal area
resident. Past winners have
ranged from a senior history
major to a first-semester
freshman in an English
composition class.
-courtesy of the 1992 CUP's
Women's Conference
PHI ETA SIGMA
The National Freshmen Honor Society is
offering a tutorial program for the children of
staff and faculty members.
Tutoring for a variety of high school level
classes will be available.
For more information,
you may call Dr. Nair, Faculty Advisor, at X2255.
Renowned jazz artist
to entertain at C.U.P
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
An ambassador of American
entertainment, a trumpet player
whose style changed that
instrument's capabilities and a
musical pioneer whose
contribution to the music called
"Bebop" describe the great John
Birks "Dizzy" Gillespie, a
founding father of modern jazz.
Gillespie will perform in concert
on February 6 at 8 p.m. in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
Gillespie, now 74, gained an
early working knowledge of
instruments from his father, an
amateur musician. He also was
influenced by his third grade
teacher Alice Wilson, who
attracted his attention with her
minstrel shows. He started
playing trombone at age 14,
trumpet a year later and studied
harmony and theory at
Laurinburg Institute in North
Carolina.
In 1935 Gillespie moved to
Philadelphia and joined the
musicians union.. During this
time he became a member of the
Frankie Fairfax and acquired the
unforgettable nickname "Dizzy."
He joined the Teddy Hill
Orchestra in 1937, and made his
first recordings as a soloist in the
New York City area. There he
met Lorraine Willis, the future
Mrs. Gillespie. In the fall of
1939 he joined Cab Calloway
where he was one of the three
instrumental stars, along with
Chuck Berry and Cozy Cole, to
be featured with the band. This
same year Gillespie was
recognized as the first modern-
jazz stylist after recording with
Lionel Hampton.
Gillespie later performed with
the bands of Ella Fitzgerald,
Coleman Hawkins, Benny
Carter, Charlie Barnet, Les Hite,
Calvin Jackson, Lucky
Millinder, Earl Hines and Duke
Ellington.
Gillespie's name and the word
"bop," coined for his unique
musical style, acquired great
prominence among musicians in
UAB photo
Famous jazz artist "Dizzy" Gillespie will be performing on
campus February 6th in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium at 8 p.m.
1944. He was co-leader of the
first modem-jazz quartet/quintet
and later formed several bands of
his own in which he toured the
U.S. and Europe. He started his
own record label Dee-Gee (later
Savoy) in 1951.
Gillespie became the First jazz
musician appointed by the U.S.
Department of State to undertake
cultural mission. While overseas
he and his orchestra traveled to
Africa, the Near East, Asia and
Eastern Europe. He then
journeyed to South America.
Tickets for this seasoned
artist's performance are $7 and
are available in B-57 Carlson,
Monday through Friday until 4
p.m.
A Man Living With AIDS
from the Penn. AIDS Speaker Bureau
February 5th
8 p.m.
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium
An informal presentation
Qi}£
asf«i»i
UsiU
Jan 30 UAB movie, "People Under the Stairs,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
Jan 31 CIA Latin American/Caribbean Night,
(Carter Aud), 6:30 p.m.
Feb 1 Women's Basketball vs. Shippensburg,
1 p.m.
Men's Basketball vs. Shippensburg, 3 p.m.
Feb 2 UAB movie, "People Under the Stairs,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
Feb 4 Faculty Recital, (Aud), 8:15 p.m.
Feb 5 "A Man Living With Aids," from the Penn.
AIDS Speaker Bureau, (Aud), 8 p.m.,
Informal presentation
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Feb 1 Swim at Shippensburg
Track at S. Rock Open
Feb 2 Track at S. Open
Feb 3 Women's B.B. at Gannon
Feb 23 Double Dare Double Chex Live Tour,
A.J. Palumbo Center, 1 :30 and 4:30 p.m.,
Tickets: (412)391-1111
Feb 26 Come with UAB to see "Cats" at the
Benedum Center. Tickets: $21
Sign up now in Room 4 Harvey,
Limited seating available
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New weight, wellness program
developed to aid healthy lifestyles
by Christine Peters
Features Writer
Attention all students, faculty
and staff who are interested in
making their Wednesday
afternoons more meaningful.
The Wellness Committee and
the Keeling Health Services are
co-sponsoring a program that
will offer intellectual and
motivational support for weight
reduction and an overall healthy
lifestyle. This program starts on
February 12th and will run
through April 1. It will be held
every Wednesday afternoon from
4:45 to 5:45 p.m.
The Wellness Committee and
Keeling Health Center saw a
need for a weight management
program that lasted longer than
is cancelled
this week
due to
student
misconduct
U.A.B. may
not hold
future
C.A.B.'s
dances!
the usual one day Wellness Fair
and would get the individual into
an on-going program all year.
The program will be de-
emphasizing the idea of losing
weight. The presentations will
highlight the aspect of wellness,
healthy lifestyles and overall
change and effect.
There will be a total of seven
weeks of presentations for the
program. Both the local
community members and
Clarion University faculty and
staff will lend a hand in
approaching certain areas of
wellness relating to weight
management.
The presentations include:
Emotional Aspects by Mary Ann
Fricko, Jan Grigsby and
Motivation by Norb Baschnagel
(February 12th); Nutritition by
Alice Thurau and Personal
Experience/Stretching by Marie
Gritzer (February 19th); Social
Relaxation and Stress
Management by Rebecca Leas
and Aerobics Demonstration by
Christine Hilterman (February
26); Spiritual by Lisa Paffrath
and Yoga by Andor P-Jobb
(March 11); Environmental by
Jim Holden and Aerobics
Demonstration by Christine
Hilterman (March 18);
Occupational by Randy, Adams
and Hypnosis by John Postlewait
(March 25); Physical by Jim
Thornton and Use of Weights by
Jack Davis (April 1).
Everyone is welcome to sign
up, but there is a limited amount
of space. Approximately the
first 50 people to sign up will be
eligible to participate. It is
hoped that a 50/50 ratio of
faculty to students attends so that
there will be a common
understanding that both groups
deal with these problems.
Registration forms can be
picked up at the Keeling Health
Center. The deadline to return
them is February 5, 1992. There
is a $5 fee to register, $10 if
you'd like a Wellness t-shirt
upon completion of the program.
Dr. Patterson of the Keeling
Health Center is supportive of
this program. "The bottom line
is, there's no quick fix. What we
want is a long term committment
to develop a healthy lifestyle."
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Information Provided By Student. Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs Jan, 30 I F*i Jan, 31
Sat Feb. 1
* UAB movie (Chape!) 8pm * CIA Latin American/
* Sorority Formal Rush
* Sorority Format Rush
Caribbean flight
Invitational Parties
Invitational Parties
(Carter Auditonunrt)
(Peirce Auditorium) \
(Peirce Auditorium}
6:30pm
9am - 3pm
\ 8 30pm
* Soronty Format Rush
" Women's Basketball vs.
I
Invitational Parties
Shippensburg tpm
j
(Peirce Auditorium)
' Men's Basketball vs.
j
5pm
Shippensburg 3pm
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* Wrestling vs Syracuse
7:30pm
" C.A B.'s (Harvey Halt) 9pm
j
* Swim at Shippensburg
Sun Feb. 2
Mon Feb. 3
Tues Feb. 4
* UAB movie ^Chapel) 8prn
" Symphonic tiand foui
' Symphonic Band Tour
* Soronty Rush Candlelight
* Women's Basketball at ' Wrestling vs. Kent State
Ceremony (Ralston
Gannon 7:30pm
field) 8pm
' Swim vs Edinboro 6pm
' Track at Slippery Rock
Open
* Symphonic band Tour
Wed Feb. 5
Thur Feb. 6
Fri Feb. 7
* Women's Basketball vs
* UAB presents "Dizzy
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Slippery Rock 6pm
Gillespie"
Halt) 7:30pm
* Men's BasksfJsali vs.
(Auditorium) 8pm
* Movie Night (Chapel)
Slippery Rock 8pm
1 0pm sponsored by
Minority Affairs
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
i he Clarion Call - 1-30-92 - Page 13
Shannon Crawford
Sophomore, EL Ed.
"The racquetbali courts."
Tricia Gerstel
Junior, Early Childhood Ed.
"The greek offices and fitness facilities."
Stacy Swidzinski
Junior, Early Childhood Ed.
"Fitness area and the snack bar."
Michael Btngaman
Senior, Math/Cotaputer Sc
"RacquetbaH courts and arcadi
Jessica Bernard
Junior, Management
"Computers."
Mike Jewart
Sophomore, History
"The bookstore and fitness center."
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 1-30-92
New weight, wellness program
developed to aid healthy lifestyles
by Christine Peters
Features Writer
Attention all students, faculty
and staff who are interested in
making their Wednesday
afternoons more meaningful.
The Wellness Committee and
the Keeling Health Services are
co-sponsoring a program that
will offer intellectual and
motivational support for weight
reduction and an overall healthy
lifestyle. This program starts on
February 12th and will run
through April 1. It will be held
every Wednesday afternoon from
4:45 to 5:45 p.m.
The Wellness Committee and
Keeling Health Center saw a
need for a weight management
program that lasted longer than
C.A.B.'s
is cancelled
this week
due to
student
misconduct.
U.A.B. may
not hold
future
C.A.B.'s
dances!
the usual one day Wellness Fair
and would get the individual into
an on-going program all year.
The program will be de-
emphasizing the idea of losing
weight. The presentations will
highlight the aspect of wellness,
healthy lifestyles and overall
change and effect.
There will be a total of seven
weeks of presentations for the
program. Both the local
community members and
Clarion University faculty and
staff will lend a hand in
approaching certain areas of
wellness relating to weight
management.
The presentations include:
Emotional Aspects by Mary Ann
Fricko, Jan Grigsby and
Motivation by Norb Baschnagel
(February 12th); Nutritition by
Alice Thurau and Personal
Experience/Stretching by Marie
Gritzer (February 19th); Social
Relaxation and Stress
Management by Rebecca Leas
and Aerobics Demonstration by
Christine Hilterman (February
26); Spiritual by Lisa Paffrath
and Yoga by Andor P-Jobb
(March 11); Environmental by
Jim Holden and Aerobics
Demonstration by Christine
Hilterman (March 18);
Occupational by Randy, Adams
and Hypnosis by John Postlewait
(March 25); Physical by Jim
Thornton and Use of Weights by
Jack Davis (April 1).
Everyone is welcome to sign
up, but there is a limited amount
of space. Approximately the
first 50 people to sign up will be
eligible to participate. It is
hoped that a 50/50 ratio of
faculty to students attends so that
there will be a common
understanding that both groups
deal with these problems.
Registration forms can be
picked up at the Keeling Health
Center. The deadline to return
them is February 5, 1992. There
is a $5 fee to register, S10 if
you'd like a Wellness t-shirt
upon completion of the program.
Dr. Patterson of the Keeling
Health Center is supportive of
this program. "The bottom line
is, there's no quick fix. What we
want is a long term committment
to develop a healthy lifestyle."
An Unexpected
Pregnancy is a
Hard Thing to Face
We're here to help with
Free Pregnancy Tests
- Immediate Results -
Confidential Counseling
Call 226-7007
For an Appointment
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Caribbean flight
Invitational Parties
invitational Parties
(Carter Auditorium)
(Peirce Auditorium)
(Peirce Auditorium)
6:30pm
9am - 3pm
8:30pm
* Sorority Formal Rush
" Women's Basketball vs.
Invitational Parties
Shippensburg 1pm
(Peirce Auditorium)
* Men's Basketball vs.
5pm
Shippensburg 3pm
* Wrestling vs. Syracuse
7:30pm
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hafl) 9pm
* Swim at Shippensburg
Sun Feb. 2
Mon Feb. 3
Tues Feb. 4
* UAB movie (Chapel) 8pm
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' Symphonic Band Tour ••
* Sorority Rush Candlelight
* Women's Basketball at
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* Swim vs. Edinboro 6pm
* Track at Slippery Rock
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Thur Feb. 6
Fri Feb. 7
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What part of the new
student center will you
use the most?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Scott Dillion
Cassie Kaizer
Freshman, Communication
"The game area, racquetball courts and snack
bar, because it will be closer than the cafe."
Shannon Crawford
Sophomore, El. Ed.
"The racquetball courts."
Tricia Gerstel
Junior, Early Childhood Ed.
"The greek offices and fitness facilities."
Stacy Swidzinski
Junior, Early Childhood Ed.
"Fitness area and the snack bar."
Michael Bingaman
Senior, Math/Computer Science
"Racquetball courts and arcade games."
Jessica Bernard
Junior, Management
"Computers."
Mike Jewart
Sophomore, History
"The bookstore and fitness center."
Fage 44 - The Clarion Call - 1-30-92
the Lighter Side
Caffeine: A major
part of college life
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Caffeine can make you jittery
and shaky. It can make you
restless. But it can also serve as
a lifesaver, providing you with
the energy to go on.
Most people would admit that
it doesn't have much more
nutritional value than a snack of
Sweet and Low packets. But
let's also look at the facts. A lot
of people would also never get
out of bed without it.
Think of the world without
coffee, for instance. Sure,
everyone would be a little
healthier for not having the mild
drug rushing through their
bloodstreams. But what we
would make up in health benefits
we would lose in the
interpersonal department.
People would be dropping like
flies and attacking each other
like killer bees. Tempers would
be lost. So would sanity.
On many occasions I have
stayed up before a big exam,
filling my head with knowledge
and my mouth with Mountain
Dew. Other times I have greeted
the rising sun and the soda
machine with my last pieces of
change that I was going to use
for laundry, so that when I get to
class the professor is not a big
blur to my eyes and brain.
It's true that the stuff can
become addicting. And let's
some of the side effects are not
exactly fun to live with. I have
spent many a sleepless night
after consuming one Big Gulp
too many, counting coffee mugs
to try and get myself to sleep
after the caffeine has energized
my body. Jittery muscles and
increased heart rate have caused
me to feel as though my body is
undergoing tremors that might
show up on the Richter Scale.
So it gets to a point where you
have to ask yourself if the
momentary bask in the glow of
hyper activity and false energy
which caffeine provides is worth
the possible long-term health
implications.
You've got to figure that
college students have got a bad
situation in terms of late nights,
long papers and early mornings.
And since I haven't seen too
many students keeling over from
caffeine intoxication, my ritual
of iced teas and Diet Cokes will
most likely live on. At least
until graduation. O.K., O.K., at
least until I'm settled into a job.
Oh all right, until they give me a
retirement party.
Until then. . .cheers!
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February 7. a
The procrastination process
by Mark Dressier
Features Writer
i
Out of all the viruses going
around the campus, there is one
that we all catch at least once,
and sadly enough, there are those
who never get rid of it.
What is this terrible illness that
strikes suddenly and leaves some
of us scarred for life? This
terrible disease is best known as
procrastination.
It can strike anyone; even the
most determined and dedicated
of students. Nobody plans on
procrastinating— it just happens.
If you are one of those students
who only put things off once in a
blue moon, then you are safe.
You can procrastinate without
feeling the burden, but those
who are procrastinators know the
burden of which I speak. They
are in a world all their own.
Procrastinators know how easy
it is to fall into the trap.
Anything and everything looks
better than the job or chore that
lies before them. And, nine
times out of ten, the "anything
and everything" usually wins.
Procrastinators also have this
great sense of logic. They can
reason out any situation. For
example, say it is Monday and
you have an exam on Friday.
Let's also say that there is a party
on Monday night. Reasoning:
"If I study tonight, I will forget
what I studied by Friday. So, I'll
have to study again on Thursday
just so I'll remember the material
on Friday. The party will only
be tonight, and I have this
feeling that it is going to be the
best party of the semester. I do
have three more nights to study,
and besides I do want to wait
until Thursday to do the bulk of
my studying, anyway."
Nevertheless, this "intelligent"
reasoning persists throughout the
week and studying is put off
until late Thursday night. Need I
say, unless they are a master
crammer, their grades do reflect
that keen sense of logic.
* Procrastinators are also
plagued with an immense feeling
of guilt and frustration especially
whenever they reach those last
hours before the dreaded
deadline. They feel trapped, and
as they try to figure out what to
do, they go through a series of
changes.
First, they get themselves all
fired up. "You can do this. No
problem." However, reality sets
in, and step two quickly follows.
This step is when the
procrastinators curse themselves.
"You are such a *@#%! I can't
believe that you did this to
yourself again." This too,
doesn't last very long as reality
starts to overwhelm them and
their brains head for a meltdown.
The next step is called Panic.
Their minds race as they try to
figure a way out of the hole that
they have dug for themselves,
and to still come out on top of
things. Sometimes this works,
but usually this brainstorming is
done in vain. Usually this step
ends with a bargaining session
with the Man upstairs. "If You
get me out of this one, I promise
never to put things off again. I'll
go to church on Sunday, and I
will be really, really good from
now on. What do You say?"
This could work, but chances are
that it is time to move on to the
next step.
Can you guess what this step
is? If you said admitting defeat,
you're right. - If the
procrastinator reaches this phase,
and they usually do, it's time for
them to cut their losses, and at
least try to stav afloat. If they
are lucky, they can pull an
average grade, but it usually
doesn't matter. They just want
the whole thing to be over.
After the whole ordeal is
finally over, and they are feeling
the frustration lift, they swear to
themselves that they will never
put things off again. Wrong!
Procrastinators never learn. As I
said before, procrastinators know
how easy it is to fall into the
trap, and they always do.
There is a way out, however.
If you are a procrastinator, and
you've finally reached that
breaking point, then you stand a
chance of getting rid of the
procrastination bug. It won't
happen over night, but if you
stay with it, you will most likely
succeed.
Start with your next project.
As soon as it is assigned, no
matter how far away the deadline
is, start to work on it
immediately. Stay with it until it
is finished. After that is
completed, tackle two projects at
once, then three, etc. Eventually
you will know how to budget
your time, and your priorities
will be set. And, when you feel
really confident that you are no
longer a true procrastinator, you
can, from time to time, put
things off without feeling the
burden of procrastination.
Remember, just because you
procrastinate, it doesn't mean
you are a procrastinator. But if
you are a procrastinator, GOOD
LUCK!
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"Stein and Walder"
perform new age
jazz music on tour
1 he Clarion Call - 1-30-92 - Page 15
by Nikki Herron
Features Writer
On January 27th the University
Activities Board presented the
performance of "Stein and
Walder," musicians who played a
mixture of contemporary new
age jazz music.
The performance was
captivating from the very first
note because of its unusual
sound. The musicians, Ira Stein
and Russell Walder, had just
come off a tour in Spain to play
in Clarion.
Their unique sound included
the instruments of a grand piano
and synthesizer, played by Stein,
and an oboe played by Walder.
The synthesizer has the ability to
add percussion beats and bass
sounds to the songs.
The relaxing sounds of this
group were very enjoyable.
Their melodramatic music
seemed to put the listener at
ease. Though many of the songs
were very long (about five to
seven minutes), they kept the
listener's ear attentive. The
lighting affects during the
concert also added emphasis to
the music.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
New Age musicians Ira Stein and Russell Walder performed in Hart Chapel on Monday,
January 27th at 8:15 p.m.
IBS gives a taste of business world
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
You probably never thought
that you could earn
undergraduate or graduate credit
in business while spending New
Year's Eve in Paris or skiing the
Alps.
12 Clarion students had the
opportunity to do just that when
they traveled with the
International Business Program
(IBS) here at Clarion to Europe
from December 26th through
January 12th.
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run by chief executives which
are held on location at the sites
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students who went on the winter trip to Europe to swap stories and photos.
all a part of the unique set up of
IBS which Clarion has been a
part of for 10 years. Students
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undergraduate or graduate credit
in business. Department of
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Eicher and Department of
Administrative Science
Professor William Fulmer both
serve as IBS coordinators at the
university.
On IBS's most recent venture
over Christmas break, the
students traveled to places such
as Paris, Switzerland, Germany
and the Netherlands, to name a
few. They were able to visit
such businesses as IBM Europe,
DuPont de Nemours
International, the Swiss Bank
Corp and R.J. Reynolds while
indulging in a little sightseeing
and soaking up the atmosphere
of the various cities.
While the trip did provide
relaxing moments of fun, it also
provided the students who went
with insights into business that
cannot be obtained through
textbooks. Fulmer recounted a
stop on one of the IBS trips
where famous high fashion
designer Emilio Pucci taught
students about more than just
style. Said Fulmer, "He
conducted a seminar for us in his
own mansion. He put on a
fashion show for us in his
ballroom." When Pucci actually
began to talk to the group he
"stressed (that) anyone who was
in business has a social
obligation" to the public. Pucci
himself has used his own
financial and prestigious position
to help out others.
Fulmer also noted a change in
the students when they returned
from the trip. He said, "Their
eyes became opened. They
become so much more aware of
the world."
Senior Julie Guyer who also
went on to Europe said, "The
International Business Seminar
really widened my perspective
and gave me a greater
understanding of business
practices overseas."
IBS gives the students the
opportunity to get a first hand
look at the real business world as
well as to meet new people and
experience different cultures.
Said junior management major
Lynne Brubaker, "The IBS
program is a wonderful
experience. Not only do you get
first hand information from top
executives at the seminars, but
awesome tours and great
receptions afterwards. It's a
great way to meet new people
from other universities as well as
from different countries."
To get information on the
upcoming IBS summer trips
please contact William Fulmer or
Jeff Eicher in Still Hall.
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For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
THE FAR SIDE
By GARY LARSON
INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in nearly 80 nations around the
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right.
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Michalski plays big part in halftime
performance at Blockbuster Bowl
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"Three. . .two. . .one. . .and
that concludes the first half of
the Blockbuster Bowl with
Alabama and Colorado. Stay
tuned for the upcoming halftime
show," said the sports
commentator.
While most of us were
scurrying around to grab another
hot sausage sandwich and a cold
drink to kill our thirst, Dr.
Stanley Michalski, Clarion
University's own Conductor of
Bands, was preparing 600 high
school students from Tennessee,
North Carolina, Pennsylvania,
Ohio and Colorado, to perform a
12 minute halftime music
festival in front of thousands of
fans at Joe Robbe Stadium and
the millions watching through
their own television sets.
Michalski warmly accepted
another invitation from Heritage
Festivals, a contracted firm for
the musical presentation of the
Blockbuster Bowl. After
arriving in sunny Florida,
Michalski was scheduled for
twelve hours of rehearsal within
the next two days. He and two
other conductors prepared the
music to be used for the halftime
show as well as rehearsing the
routines and entering and leaving
the field.
"This was very intense as
much as it was exciting," said a
smiling Michalski. "First off,
the stadium was overwhelming
and then the tight security to
even get onto the field. . .unless
you experience it yourself, it is
very difficult to explain," said
Michalski.
A "sea" theme was chosen for
the musical festival and ". . .a
terrific dance team from Salt
Lake City was there for the
props and special visual effects,"
said Michalski. The entire
production was highly
organized. "Since the
Blockbuster Bowl is nationally
televised, every single second is
so important to CBS. . .We were
given a specific time to leave our
seats and our routine time was as
precise as possible."
The day before this giant
festivity, Dr. Michalski and the
other conductors were judges for
the Blockbuster Bowl Field
Show Competition and the
Junior Orange Bowl Parade and
Band Competition. Both
competitions consisted of the
eight high schools that
performed in the halftime show
with the winner of the field show
competition performing a five
minute pre-game show the
following day. (A Pennsylvania
band came out number one in the
contest.)
Dr. Michalski has been with
Clarion University for the past
32 years. He and his wife Joan,
both reside in Clarion.
Music department sponsors
February vocal performances
Vocal music performances will
be featured during three
February concerts sponsored by
the Clarion University
Department of Music.
Milutin Lazich and other guest
singers will perform in a vocal
chamber music concert February
9th at 3 p.m. in Marwick-Boyd
Auditorium. The vocal
ensemble will feature a
Valentine's Day theme and will
perform Johann Brahms' "New
Love Songs" (Neue
Lieberslieder, Opus 65) waltzes.
The program of solos, duets and
ensemble works for voice will
feature Lazich, an associate
professor of music at Clarion
University, among other area
performers.
Clarion resident Janet
Berberian, a mezzo-soprano, and
Dr. Francis Greco will perform a
recital of Italian songs and
poetry from the Renaissance and
Baroque periods of history on
February 27th in Hart Chapel at
7:30 p.m. Berberian, a voice
teacher and performer will sing
compositions in Italian, with
English translations provided.
She will be accompanied by Dr.
Donald Black, professor of
music at Clarion University, on
piano.
Greco, a nationally known
Renaissance scholar who
recently retired as dean of the
College of Continuing Education
at Clarion University, will read
in English and provide a
commentary about the works of
Italian poets.
A guest recital will be given by
Darryl Taylor on February 27th
in Hart Chapel at 7:30 p.m.
Taylor, a tenor, is a visiting artist
from the University of Michigan
School of Music. He will feature
compositions by African-
American and American
composers. Taylor last appeared
at Clarion as a soloist with the
chamber music ensemble,
Echosphere. He will be
accompanied by pianist Alan
Darling.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
Berberian, Amrod give cello-piano recital
Vahe Berberian and Dr. Paula
Amrod, both associate professors
of music at Clarion University,
will be presenting an upcoming
joint cello-piano recital.
The recital which is sponsored
by the Clarion University
Department of Music is
scheduled for February 4th at
8:15 p.m. in Marwick-Boyd
Auditorium.
The recital program will be
Baroque, Romantic and
contemporary compositions
including such pieces as "Vivaldi
Sonota No. 5 in E minor," the
"Bach Suite No. 6 in D major"
and the "Berberian Oror
(lullaby)."
Berberian, who will perform
on cello, is the president elect of
the Pennsylvania/Delaware
String Teachers Association and
the senior member of the Clarion
University music department.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
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Dr. Stanley Michalski helped two other conductors prepare
music and high school band students for the halftime
festival at the Blockbuster Bowl.
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Golden Eagles basketball men's squad
breaks even, takes on Shipp Saturday
by Damon Avery
Sports Writer
Clarion students were treated
to some extra excitement on
Super Bowl Sunday. Before the
Washington Redskins pounded
the Buffalo Bills in Super Bowl
XXVI, the Clarion University
men's basketball team beat up
visiting Juniata College 97-78,
upping their overall record to 13-
4 (1-2 in the PS AC- West).
Clarion raced out to a 8-0 lead,
but three-pointers by David
Walker and Jeff Kearns cut the
lead to 8-6 with 17:35 to play in
the first half. The two teams
battled back and forth for the
majority of the first half before
the Golden Eagles began to pull
away from Juniata. Two jumpers
and a three-point shot by Kwame
Morton, who had 11 first half
points, and another trey by Roy
Bumoskey put the Golden
Eagles up 37-22 with four
minutes left in the half. The two
squads traded baskets for the
remainder of the half, leaving the
score at 44-29.
Juniata opened up the second
half on fire with a 10-4 run, and
cut Clarion's lead to 48-39. After
a Clarion time out and a
Bumoskey three-pointer, Juniata
cut the Golden Eagles' lead to
51-44 on a trey and a running
jumper by Craig Instone. Both
teams traded hoops for five
minutes before Morton sank a
jumper and was fouled to
convert a three-point play and
widen Clarion's lead to 59-48
with 14:53 remaining in the
contest. Clarion went on a 15-4
spurt to open up a 71-52 lead at
the 11:20 mark. But Juniata
refused to die. A lay-up and a
three-point field goal by Craig
Instone cut the lead to 71-59,
forcing Clarion to call a time out.
Head coach Ron Righter
regrouped his club and Clarion
built a comfortable lead with
three-pointers by Morton and
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Sophomore point guard Dave Wojclechowskl lays in an easy two. Wojo scored 15 points
against Juniata on Sunday.
Basil Martin, and a three point
play by Bumoskey, who had 11
second half points. Dave
Wojciechowski and Mike Archer
provided clutch free throw
shooting down the stretch to
secure the victory.
Juniata placed five players in
double figures. Jay Nicholson
had a team high 13 points,
Kearns and Craig Instone
chipped in with 12 markers, and
Mark Muthler and Scott Instone
added 11 and 10 points,
respectively.
Morton led all scorers with 19
points, while Wojo and
Bumoskey added 15 and 14
points, respectively. Mark
McCarthy and Steve Branch
each chipped in with 12 points
apiece. A.J. Parker had a solid
inside game, snatching 11
boards. Clarion played without
starting forward Paul Vizza who
did not play (due to unknown
reasons).
Last Thursday, the Golden
Eagles traveled to McCombs
Fieldhouse to battle the Fighting
Scots of Edinboro University.
With PSAC action moving into
full swing, Clarion was looking
to keep pace with the front
runners of the conference.
Unfortunately, the men's hoop
squad lost a hard fought battle,
full of fast paced action, 103-93.
Clarion came out like madmen,
sinking four three-pointers and
building a six point lead with
16:17 left in the first half. Dave
Wojciechowski and Kwame
Morton led the charge, sinking
three treys, consecutively.
Edinboro's Adam Cheek
dropped in six of his team high
28 points by making two
unanswered three-pointers and
knotted the game at 14 with
15:00 left in the half.
The teams' exchanged leads
two times before a driving lay-up
and a three-point bomb by
Edinboro's Price Williams put
the Scots ahead for good at the
7:15 mark in the first half.
Edinboro built an eleven point
lead, but Clarion's Mike Archer
hit a three pointer and was
fouled. "Arch" hit the free throw
to complete the four-point play
and cut the 'Boro lead to seven.
After a short jumper by Sam
Dickerson, two free throws by
Derek Walton, and Cheek's long
range jumper and three-point
bomb, the Fighting Scots pulled
away for a 12 point lead. But,
two free throws by the Golden
Eagles' Paul Vizza and a tri-
fector, plus a short jumper by
Morton, Clarion cut the lead to
51-43 at the half.
The second half was controlled
by Edinboro. Led by Williams,
Cheek, and Aaron Brown, who
finished the game with 17 points,
the Fighting Scots built its lead
to as many as 16 points. Clarion
managed to cut the lead back to
six as Morton sank two three-
pointers and a baseline jumper,
but a 12-0 spurt by the Scots
squashed the Golden Eagles'
threat and put the Fighting Scots
up 69-57 with 15:30 to play in
the contest.
Clarion would mount one
more comeback. Led by Steve
Branch, who had 15 second-half
points, the Golden Eagles again
cut the lead back down to eight,
but free throws by Junior
Simpson, Torry Rollins, and
Greg Fox put Edinboro back up
by 14 with 2:33 left to play.
Clarion was now forced to foul
and Edinboro converted 20-26
free throws in the second-half to
ice the game. Morton finished
with a game high 33 points,
including seven three-pointers,
while Wojciechowski and Roy
Bumoskey added 12 and 11
points, respectively.
For Edinboro, Williams
finished the game with 24
markers, six rebounds and three
blocked shots. Also, giving
support were Brown with 17
points and seven boards, and
Derek Walton with 12 markers.
The Golden Eagles will host
Shippensburg on Saturday.
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Sixth ranked grapplers take the PSAC title,
Dasta named "Outstanding Wrestler"
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Clarion wrestling team
successfully defended their
Pennsylvania State Athletic
Conference title Saturday at
Tippin Gymnasium. Five Golden
Eagles were crowned
champions, and all ten Clarion
wrestlers placed in their
respective weight classes.
The PSAC title was the 11th
under head coach Bob Bubb and
the university's 12th, overall.
Leading the way for Clarion
was 142-pounder John Dasta,
who was named the
tournament's outstanding
wrestler for his first place finish.
Dasta's division was considered
by many to be the most talented
weight class in the event.
Dasta defeated Lock Haven's
Shannyn Gillespie 4-2 in the
finals, to capture his first PSAC
individual crown. Gillespie, who
was the champion at 134 pounds
last year, was ranked eighth in the
nation at 142 this year. Dasta is
currently ranked fourth in the
nation.
Also claiming individual
championships for the Golden
Eagles were 118 pounder Erik
Burnett, 134 pounder Steve
Krouse, Scott Henry at 158 and
heavyweight Kurt Angle.
Burnett, who was named the
Eastern Wrestling League's
"Wrestler of the Week" for his
victories in matches against
Edinboro and Bloomsburg last
week, beat Brian Slates of Lock
Haven 6-1 to claim the 118-
pound title.
Clarion's Steve Krouse had to
face Bloomsburg's Brad
Rozanski in the finals, and
looked strong as he came away
with a 4-0 decision and the title
in the 134 pound weight class.
In what may have been the
most exciting match of the night,
Golden Eagle grappler Scott
Henry avenged last year's title
loss to California's Doug Terhark
with a 10-9 victory in their title
rematch at 158.
The long day of championship
wrestling ended with CUP's
heavyweight Kurt Angle, ranked
#1 in Division I, scoring a 22-9
major decision over Cheyney's
Harold Rogers, who is Division
II 's #1 ranked heavyweight. The
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Clarion's Scott Henry (right) endured a painful rib injury to
capture the title at 158 pounds.
PSAC title was Angle's third Troop of Millersville in the fifth
straight in the heavyweight
division.
Also placing for Clarion was
J.J. Stanbro, who took second
place in the 167-pound weight
class. Stanbro fell to last year's
champ, Ron Coffel of Lock
Haven, 8-3 in the finals.
Finishing in third place for the
Golden Eagles were Chris Shaw
at 177 pounds, and 190 pounder
Rob Sintobin. Shaw defeated
Ross Richard of East
Stroudsburg 5-2 in the third
place final, while Sintobin
scored a 12-7 decision over
Slippery Rock's Ray Baldwin for
his third place finish.
In the 126 pound weight class,
Kyle Wolfe placed fifth for
Clarion by defeating Kutztown's
Eric Boncher, 8-1. CUP's Paul
Antonio placed sixth at 150 after
dropping a 2-0 decision to Brian
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place final.
Clarion led the team scoring
with 153 1/2 points, while Lock
Haven finished second with 140
1/2 team points. Edinboro
finished a distant third with 103
points, followed by Bloomsburg
(97 1/4), Millersville (74),
California (52), East Stroudsburg
(36 1/2), Kutztown (23 3/4),
Slippery Rock (22 1/2), Cheyney
(22), Shippensburg (13 3/4) and
Mansfield (1).
The Golden Eagles will host
Syracuse Saturday night at 7:30
and Kent State Tuesday night,
also at 7:30. Both matches will
be at Tippin Gymnasium as
Clarion looks to improve on their
84 record.
The Golden Eagle grapplers
are currently ranked sixth in the
nation.
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hoop team defeats Edinboro,
remains undefeated in 1992
by Dan Parrish
Sports Writer
Amazing, incredible,
stupendous and yes, still
undefeated. The Clarion
women's hoop team upped their
record to 14-0 overall (3-0 in the
PSAC-West) last week by
beating the Fighting Scotties Of
Edinboro, 88-80.
Carlita Jones turned in a 25
point performance. Jones also
swiped the glass eight times.
The team is now ranked
seventh in Division II and
gaining more attention with
every victory.
With Shannon Coakley, Leatha
Dudeck, Amy Coon, Jeannine
Tyler, Shelly Respecki and Jones
CUP swim team
tames Huskies
by Mike Kalinowski
Sports Writer
The Clarion University men's
and women's swimming teams
were both victorious last Sunday
as the women defeated
Bloomsburg by a 143-98 score
and the men crushed the same
Huskies, 13541.
The Golden Eagle ladies had
three swimmers achieve season
bests. They were; Cindy Wonka
in the 50 and 100 yard freesyles,
Justine Gibbons in the 200 yard
backstroke and Becky
Jushchyshyn in the 200 yard
breasts troke.
Wonka was a triple winner on
Sunday and Gibsons qualified
for the Nationals in the 400
medly relay. Kim Strawbridge
won the three meter diving
competition.
The Golden Eagle men,
winners over Bloomsburg via an
onslaught, also had a triple
winner in Jason Miller. Double
winners were Jim O' Conner and
Keith Iwinski.
In the other men's events, Rick
Bull won the 200 meter
breaststroke, and Steve Darby
was the victor in the 1000. In
diving, it was Matt Benton
taking the one meter, while Chris
Glenn won the 3 meter event
Both Golden Eagle squads are
5-1 and are back in action on
Saturday as they travel to
Shippensburg to battle the Red
Raiders.
all averaging in double figures,
it's not hard to believe Clarion
averages 100 points per game.
Currently, the team leader is
Coakley with a 16.8 ppg
average. Dudeck is close behind
with an average of 14 ppg and
over nine rebounds a game.
Head coach Gie Parsons said
that whe would like to go
undefeated and also keep
opponents score under 65 ppg.
She feels that this will prepare
them for nationals.
The Golden Eagles next home
contest is scheduled for Saturday
against Shippensburg. Tip off
time is set at 1:00 p.m.
Magic decides to go
for the gold in Spain
(AP) - The votes are in. Magic
Johnson will play in the NBA
All-Star game and, very likely,
the Summer Olympics.
Calls for the Australian
basketball team to boycott
Olympic games against the
United States if Magic Johnson
plays were overwhelmed
Thursday by a worldwide show
of support for the HIV-infected
superstar.
Johnson announced his
retirement from the Los Angeles
Lakers last Nov. 7 after testing
positive for the virus that causes
AIDS. But the NBA said
Thursday that Johnson could
play in the All-Star Game Feb. 9
after he received the fourth-
highest number of votes among
Western Conference players.
International basketball
officials and U.S. Olympic
Committee representatives,
meanwhile, were unanimous in
stating there was no health
reason to keep Johnson out of
the Summer Games. Johnson
has said he wants to keep his
spot on the U.S, team for
Barcelona.
"The risk, especially in a
sport like basketball, is very,
very, very low," said Dr. Jim
Montgomery, the chief
physician for the U JSL S umrner
Olympic team.
The American Social Health
Association, the group based in
Research Triangle Park, N.C.,
that runs the National AIDS
Hotline, agreed.
"There's no reason to be
concerned," said Margaret
Webb, public relations officer
for the association. "The risk
of transmission is so small and
so theoretical as to not even be
a consideration. ... We're very
saddened by the controversy."
The hotline received one call
about the controversy, from a
reporter, Ms. Webb said.
On Wednesday, Dr. Brian
Sando, the senior medical
director of the Australian
Olympic Federation's
basketball program, said
Johnson presented a realistic
threat of passing on the
infection if he played in
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Sports Opinion
Not just another Super Bowl review
byJonQ.Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
Two "rev it up" offenses with
explosive capabilities met
Sunday in Super Bowl XXVI.
Unfortunately, the Buffalo Bills
offense exploded right in their
faces and the Washington
Redskins cruised to a 37-24
blowout.
Oh, but what, really, was so
"super" about this year's Super
Bowl?
Well, ok, the 'Skins were
decent. Quarterback Mark
Rypien, was tremendous! He
completed 18 of 33 passes for
292 yards, throwing for two
touchdowns. For this, he was
named the Super Bowl MVP.
His name will be forever
mentioned with other immortal
"generals" like Joe Montana,
Terry Bradshaw, Joe Montana,
Phil Simms and Joe Montana.
The elder statesmen, Art Monk,
and Gary Clark ( taking lessons
from the likes of Speedy
Gonzalez and the Road Runner)
were zig-zagging all over the turf
for Rypien, combining for 227
receiving yards.
Former Cleveland Brown
running back, Ernest Byner,
fared a lot better in the "big"
game, blasting through holes and
rookie, Rickey Ervins, picked his
way through them. They
combined for over 120 rushing
yards, giving much of the credit
to "the Hogs" ( Washington's
tremendous offensive line). The
defense held Buffalo to just 43
rushing yards, sacked Jim Kelly
five times and picked him off
four more.
Oh, but other than the 'Skins,
what was so "super" about the
Super Bowl?
Definitely not Jimmy "the
supposed Machine Gun" Kelly!
With little help from the
offensive line (or maybe just a
lot of help from the Washington
"D"), the offense embarrassed
themselves. Kelly got to see just
about every part of the
Metrodome's roof from flat on
his back. This year's AFC MVP,
Thurman Thomas, proved to be
"the Barry Bonds of football" by
being non-existent in the "big
one." And Andre Reed. . . oh
Andre, I haven't thrown a helmet
since Little League!
Oh, what was so "super" about
the Super Bowl?
It definitely wasn't an exciting
contest like last year when the
Giants of New York upset these
same high-powered Bills, 20-19.
No, Scotty Norwood didn't have
a chance to blow this one ( even
though he did "blow it" by
dedicating his season to Bills'
fans). This festival, that seemed
to last close to 80 hours, did
unleash certain points of interest
that made me laugh and say to
myself that even though the
game wasn't so "super," it was
still much better than watching
re-runs of "The Love Boat."
As David Letterman would
say, "Let's have a Top Ten." By
the way, these are in no
particular order. No one of any
more or less importance than the
other. My, oh, my, we're having
some fun now.
Number 10: First off, having
the Super Bowl in the
Metrodome, in Minnesota, made
me recall the greatest World
Series ever played last October
between the Minnesota Twins (
who play in the Metrodome) and
the Atlanta Braves. Buffalo
receivers Don Beebe and James
Loften were taking shots
reminiscent of the shot Lonnie
Smith put on Twins' catcher
Brian Harper last fall. Don't
remember? It's in all the Sports
Illustrated commercials. Let's
just say that Brian Harper's head
was temporarily removed from
his body. The Bills' receivers
will also be looking for parts of
their bodies well into next week.
Number 9: My next point of
interest is one of question. Do
any of you recall early on in this
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fireworks were set off in the
Superdome in New Orleans?
Well, to keep a short story short,
fireworks rose up to the roof of
the dome stadium, and after
hitting the roof, fell to the turf. . .
still on fire. I recall fireworks
going off after the national
anthem last Sunday, and it
seemed to fill the Metrodome
with smoke for a couple of
minutes. All I want to know is,
what kind of fool would set off
fireworks in an indoor stadium?
Number 8: I recall,
unconsciously, singing the words
to "Hail to the Redskins" about
17 times, even though I was
rooting for the Bills. That can
tell you one of two things.
Either the game was boring as
hell or the Bills were getting a
good butt-kickin'. Or both?
Number 7: To start the game,
the Bills were without their MVP
running back, Thurman Thomas.
Was he hurt? Were the Bills
saving him? No, Thurman
missed the first two plays of the
Super Bowl because he couldn't
find his helmet. The man
couldn't find his football helmet!
He finally found it under the
bench. Here's a thought. . .
Danny Sheridan! The odds that
back-up Kenneth Davis would
touch the ball first could have
been around 1,000 to 1.
Whoever hid Thomas' helmet is
now a very rich man!
Number 6: Angry that he
couldn't get a pass interference
call to go his way, Buffalo's
Andre Reed slammed his helmet
to the turf and received a 15 yard
unsportsman like conduct
penalty that put the Bills out of
field goal range. In all fairness
to Buffalo, Washington was
hitting a little early. The only
explanation that I have is that the
refs were being a little lax on the
fouls to prevent the game from
becoming a snail's best friend.
But that's not the point I'm
getting at. Just using Thurman
and Andre as examples, it
seemed that Buffalo was having
a lot of problems with helmets
on this day. Or maybe it was
their composure?
Number S: Another hilarious
escapade: At halftime, Bill's
quarterback Jim Kelly admitted
that the Bills' had done
everything wrong in the first-half
but vowed "1*11 be back" in the
second half. Well, he was never
back but he was on it a lot! On
his first pass of the second-half,
he was intercepted. I guess most
would feel sympathy for Jimbo.
I just laughed! "Nupe it,
Jimmy!"
Number 4: CBS did a
tremendous job of covering the
Super Bowl even though it
wasn't a nail-biter, to say the
least. They brought us great
close-ups ( of Kelly, Rypien and
even of the 'Skins head coach,
Joe Gibbs, receiving a Gatorade
shower), a great super slo-mo of
holder, Jeff Rutledge, letting a
snap slip through his hands to
boff a field goal attempt, and the
camera crew even caught Art
Monk's toe out of bounds to
nullify an apparent touchdown
catch. John Madden was simply
hilarious! My brain was dead in
the second half until he would
wake me with bozo quotes like
"You know it's a bad day for the
Bills when Jim Kelly is the
leading rusher" and "I bet if
they had a sweat contest, Joe
Jacoby would lead it" I like him
for pulling things to say out of
his, let's say, pants with
tremendous effect. He combines
a sports genius with the sense-of-
humor of a buffoon to annoy the
world.
Number 3: How about "Da
Bears?" George Wendt ("Norm"
of "CHEERS") and the rest of
the "Saturday Night Live" gang
were outside of the Metrodome
with Pat O'Brien in a skit for the
pre-game show. One of the
actors had his sixteenth heart
attack of the month when he was
informed that "Da Bears" were
not, actually, in the Super Bowl.
After the skit ended, he made a
remarkable recovery and
resumed eating potato chips, ribs
and drinking beer. It is rumored
that he recovered after he was
assured that Mike "Ditker" was
still holder of the NFC Most
Valuable Player award.
Number 2: Who won the
Super Bowl of advertising
Sunday? Well, Pepsi put in their
two cents with a bunch of new
commercials and a new slogan,
"Gotta Have It." I don't want it,
but Yogi Berra asked "How
could it be so popular if
everybody's drinkin' it?"
Michael Jordan came to the aid
of Bugs Bunny in a pick-up
basketball game against a bunch
of brutes. Hare Jordan said to
Air Jordan, "This could be the
start of a beeeauuutiful
friendship!" It would have been
more imaginative with Speedy
Gonzalez at the point, the Road
Runner as the 2-guard, and the
Tazmanian Devil at forward.
Bugs dunked like a forward.
Jordan, you would have to play
center. Sorry, but Taz is just a
little quicker than you around the
baseline. The "Bud Bowl" was
a little different. But my favorite
was the McDonalds' commercial
with the PeeWee football
players. One little tike asks, "Is it
time to go to McDonalds?" His
coach answers something like
"It's only halftime, please sit
down." By the looks of his
game plan in the second half, I
think Marv Leavy joined the
little tike at McDonalds for
halftime.
Number 1: No respect or too
much? Dan Fouts ended an
interview with the Redskins'
Darrell Green with, "Good luck,
Joe?" He may have been
nervous or maybe he's still
hearing the footsteps of the
"Mean" one himself! Wrong
Green, Dan.
A point to ponder before I
leave you once again. My little
cousin is now six years of age
and has yet to see an AFC
champion win the elusive Super
Bowl. That means one of two
things. Either the NFC is very
powerful and dominant or the
AFC sucks. Or both?
Congratulations goes to the
NFC for their seventh
consecutive Super Bowl title and
to the Washington Redskins for
their third under head coach Joe
Gibbs! And I'm outta here.
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Personals
Fiction and Poetry Writers: If
you are interested in forming an
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an alternative publication, please
contact Mamie, 676-2812.
Thanks to Theta Chi for a great
mixer last Thursday! Love Tri-
Sigma.
Tri-Sigma would like to wish all
Greeks and Rushees the best of
luck during Rush!
Phi Sigma Sigma wishes all
sororities and rushees the best of
luck in rush this semester.
Happy Birthday to our sisters
Dana, Melanie, Danielle B.,
Amy G., Lori V., and Michele.
We wish you the happiest of
days and the best of years!
Love, your Theta Phi Alpha
Sisters.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! to Dr.
Myrna Kuehn on being selected
as the new department chair for
the Speech/Theater department.
We are very proud! Love, your
Theta Phi Alpha Sisters!
WELCOME BACK! we wish
you the best of luck during this
Spring semester! _ Theta Phi
Alpha Sorority.
To the macho muchachos of
Sigma Chi: Gracias for the
fiesta! We had a "smashing"
time. Amor, the muchachas of
Theta Phi Alpha!
The sisters of Delta Zeta are
pleased to welcome ajl girls to
Spring rush. Hope to see you
there!
Happy 21st Birthday Dee-Jay!
Love, you DZ sisters
The Delta Zetas would like to
congratulate Kurt Angle on his
100th victory!
The Delta Zeta sisters thank the
old executive board for all of
their hard work last year. We
love you!
To the brothers of Theta Xi: It
was a "picture-perfect" night;
We could party forever 'cause
the time was sfi right! Great
mixer guys! Love, the sisters of
Delta Zeta. Special thanks to
those who made the yearbooks.
Sigma Phi Epsilon would like to
announce their second rush
party. Come shoot some pool
with the brothers and talk about
our NEW house. It's tonight at
7:00 in Harvey Hall. Call 226-
9249 for more info.
Hey D Phi E, It's always great
to start the semester mixing with
you. Let's tape 90210 next time.
Sigma Phi Epsilon.
RUSH Sigma Phi Epsilon.
Fraternities are for men, Sig Eps
are for leaders of men.
The men of £PE with to thank
Delta Phi Epsilon for an
awesome mixer. Next time lets
make it a 90210 Summer.
The sisters of Delta Phi Epsilon
would like to congratulate our
newly initiated sisters: Carmen
Ussack, Jill Mervis, Robin
Adamson, Sara Raught, Kristen
Spannagel, Jen Pendel, Resa
Brown, Julie Boden and Kelly
Schneider. Great job guys!
the week: Liz, Sue and Stacy.
Great job! Love your D Phi E
sisters.
Hey Sig Eps! Great Generic
mixer. Let's do it again soon.
Love the sisters of D Phi E.
Good luck and have fun from
Zeta Tau Alpha to all Greeks
during formal Rush 1992!
Congratulations to ZTA 1992-93
Executive Board: President -
Stacey Sailer, VPI - Heather
Holsinger, VPII - Libby Mong,
Membership - Alison Muck,
Secretary - Dina Salisbury,
Treasurer - Erin Hiduk, Historian
- Kim Walch, Panhel Rep - Jayna
Hopkins, and Rituals - Chris
Allio.
Congratulations to Dave and
Michelle on your engagement.
Your Delta Chi Brothers.
Scary Larry, "Bill Henderson,"
andHuey: Keep playing our
favorite groovy tunes on
Tuesday nights. Hot Rock 640
WCCB RULES!!! Love, The
Candy Shop in Nair Hall (M &
M, Taffy, Reeses, Tootsie Pop,
Extra Sugarfree Gum, and
Lifesaver.)
To my Tiger, and welcome to
the newest member Amber, the
Fellas and Co. I've had lots of
fun. Three months can you
believe it? Love you, The Bear
and Me.
Vladimir
GET WELL SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.S. Try to stay healthy for the
rest of the semester. I know it
will be hard for you.
P.P.S. Get your butt in gear and
do some work. Shakespeare
eagerly awaits you!
Love ME
Hey Sig Eps, happy aniversary,
sorry I can't make it this
weekend have a blast!
Shorty
Congratulations to our sisters of
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Sports Opinion
Racism is more than just black and white
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Racism is a topic that I have
studied for quite some time. I
haven't actually read books on
the subject, but I do study people
around me. I study their
reactions to a person of a
different color or nationality. I
also study how people of
different races and nationalities
react towards me. Since coming
to Clarion, I have become
acquainted with the "different"
students that are at this
university. I am happy to say that
I find most people base their
opinion of me on my personality
not what background I come
from. But there have been times
in my life where I have been
judged by my color of skin.
It saddens me to think there are
still people out there that are still
narrow minded enough to hate
someone because they are
"different." The wide world of
sports, for the most part, has
tried to discourage racism. But
something has happened over
the past few weeks that has
made me realize that this
epidemic occurs everywhere.
I never thought that I would
see such blatant racism in
baseball, but. . . Over the past
few months, Seattle Mariner
owner Jeff Smulyan has been
trying to find someone to buy
the franchise. He has asked for
$100 million for the team, but
no one has publicly offered to
buy. However, there are two
groups of investors seriously
contemplating the purchase of
the Mariner organization. It has
been said that one of the groups
eventually will complete the
purchase before March 27,
which happens to be the final
day of the 120-day period that
the club must be offered to
Seattle investors.
One of the groups is backed
by individuals from the
Microsoft software
corporation. The other group
has been formed by other
businessmen in the Seattle
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area. But here's the catch: that
group of local businessmen are
"different." Sixty percent of their
possible investment comes from
the owner of Nintendo, a
Japanese company. Now, I know
that most American baseball fans
will be outraged if this group
decides to buy the Mariners. But
I never thought that the fine
officials in baseball's front office
would denounce such a
transaction.
Baseball officially has no rules
against investment. A case in
point would be Montreal and
Toronto. But according to USA
Today's Baseball Weekly,
Commissioner Fay Vincent
seems to draw the line with the
Japanese.
'There is certainly a conviction
that (baseball) is America's
game," Vincent said. 'There is a
certain identification with sort of
the patriotic view of this country
and North America, and Canada
is linked with us in that sense."
Vincent also stated in the St.
Petersburg Times that baseball
rules require local ownership,
"and it would be hard to envision
those rules with foreign
investment"
As always, there are two sides
to a story, and this is no
exception. On one side, I feel
that someone from Japan should
not be involved with America's
favorite pastime. It was brought
to my attention by a fellow
writer that this might produce a
domino effect. The Cleveland
Indians haven't been doing well
financially. Could they be the
next investment of Japanese
buyers? I don't want another
vital part of America to become
Japanese property. They have
taken control of many American
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Japanese businessmen taken over
baseball should be frightening.
But then the other side of me,
the humane side, slaps me in the
face and tells me to wake up. For
me to think that Japan is taking
over baseball just because of one
man of Japanese descent is
trying to invest in a team, is
racist. Fay Vincent, a man I
admire and respect, has no right
to turn down a man's offer just
because he is not from the
appropriate cultural background.
To do that would be racist
Afterall, the Japanese
businessman who is trying to
invest in the Mariners has
numerous employees at
Nintendo who are American. He
has also been a resident in the
Seattle area for over 15 years.
He's not exactly a person who
would replace front office
personnel with purely Japanese
personnel and then ship the team
to Tokyo.
For one, that would be stupid.
The people in the front office at
this time are people who have
lived and breathed baseball all
their lives. They know the
business and it would be
beneficial to the club's financial
stability to not have them
replaced by people who are not
as familiar with the baseball
system. And secondly, this
particular investor must love the
area of Seattle if he has lived
there for 15 years. The thought
of him moving the team to
another location is ridiculous.
I know that the possible
investment will anger millions of
Americans, baseball fans or not.
But, hopefully, in time people
will see that their rights as
Americans are not being violated
by this transaction. Who knows?
Maybe somewhere in the near
future, this Japanese
businessman and his fellow
investors will help install the
right personnel that will give the
Mariners a winning tradition.
After all, that is the bottom
line. . . winning. I am positive
that winning is all Seattle fans
really care about
A.J. Meeker would like to
publicly apologize for the
moronic error in last % week's
editorial headline. It has
been brought to his attention
by virtually every hockey
fan he knows that there is a
g" in Penguin, not "q." As
anyone can see, he hasn't
quite learned all there is to
know about hockey.
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Volume 73, Issue 15 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 6, 1992
News Clips
- National-
J
Legendary Emcee Dies
LA JOLLA, Calif. (AP) - Bert Parks, the beauty
pageant emcee who crooned "There She Is" to Miss
America for 25 years and inspired a Johnny Carson
campaign to retain him after he was dumped by the
show has died. He was 77.
Parks, diagnosed recently with inoperable lung
disease, died in his sleep with his wife and children at
his side Sunday at Scripps Memorial Hospital, said
Mark Howell, a family friend.
Born in Atlanta, Parks began his career in
broadcasting at 18 when he passed a competitive
audition and became a staff announcer at CBS.
- State -
Openness recruits students
KUTZTOWN, Pa. (AP) - Kutztown University is
practicing its own form of glasnost, hoping its new
openness about sexual assaults and other crimes
becomes a selling point for the eastern Pennsylvania
college.
"We believe people who want to come here ought to
know what kind of college they're going to be going
to," said Dennis Roth, the university's director of
student life.
- In This Issue
M
u
News
- Rape Workshop Upcoming
Pg.5
- Faculty Evaluations
Pg.6
Features
- Latin American Night
Pg.9
- Movie review
Pg.H
Sports
- Women's Hoops
Pg.15
■ NFL plan B
Pg.17
Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday - Mostly cloudy, cold. High 35
Saturday - Snow showers late. High 27
Sunday - Light flurries. High 26
Monday - Mostly sunny, warmer. High 40
Tuesday - Cloudy, cooler, snow late. High 28
Wednesday - Mostly cloudy, snow. High 30
Student Senate reorganizes
for spring '92 semester
by Scott Burns
News Writer
The Clarion University student
senate has recently completed its
reorganization of committee
chairpersons to face the spring
semester. The eleven committees that
comprise the student senate and their
new chairpersons are: Appropriations
Committee, Johnny Owens; Bookstore
Committee, Mike Peters; Committee
by the organization constitution.
The Bookstore committee monitors
and advises activities that take place at
the university bookstore. They
participate in such activities as new
purchases by the bookstore and also are
updated periodically concerning the
finances of the bookstore. The
committee this year will also play a
major role in the move of the bookstore
to the new student center.
The committee on subcommittee
also is informed on decisions made
concerning the new center scheduled
for completion in early April.
The Public Relations committee of
student senate is responsible for
keeping students aware of events
happening with senate. Plans for
continuing the senate newsletter and
other public relations activities are
planned throughout the semester.
Most students have complaints
concerning the dining and residence
Darren Everhart/Clarion Call
The 1992 student senate standing committee chairpersons. The next regularly scheduled senate meeting
is Monday, February 10 in B-8 of Hart Chapel at 7:30 p.m.
on Subcommittees, Amy Schaub; consists of 13 subcommittees. Their halls on campus. The group to talk to
Elections Committee, Christy Lee function is to recruit and interview on senate with these problems is the
Kuchak; Student Center Committee, students interested in serving on Dining and Residence Halls
Sheila Fitzgerald; Public Relations student and faculty committees, committee. This committee keeps
Committee, John Zenone; Dining and Examples of these committees would students informed about special events
Residence Committee, Luis Almeida; be the parking committee and the in Chandler Dining Hall and in the
Rules and Regulations Committee, Presidential Advisory Board. university residence halls.
Ralph Godbolt; Personnel Committee, The purpose of the Election Students wishing to start a new
Brian Hoover; Social Equities committee is to supervise all university organization on campus should deal
Committee, Lance Titus and Legislative wide elections. The committee's major with the Rules and Regulations
Affairs Committee, Gara Smith. role comes into play during the fall committee. This committee is
The purpose of the Appropriations semester when it is responsible for responsible for bringing motions before
committee is to monitor and divide all elections of the new student senate. For senate to approve organizations to be
this semester the committee will work recognized. They are also responsible
with the Legislative Affairs committee for assuring that organizations stay
to increase voter registration among within the bounds of their
students. constituitions.
The Student Centers committee's The Personnel committee, headed up
main focus will be keeping students by senate President Brian Hoover is
organization is budgeted for fairly, and and senate updated on the work at the responsible for updating senate and
that the organization uses its money new student center. The committee students concerning the hiring of
within guidelines set by the senate and takes regular tours of the complex and ~ "
6 or (Cont. on pg. 4)
money given to student organizations
through the Clarion Student
Association. The committee is
responsible for reviewing budget
information submitted by each
organization, making sure each
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
GAMESBEGIN
Prepare yourselves for the one of
finest athletic festivals this world
is able to sponsor - The Winter
Olympics. After some incredibly
boring hours of the opening
ceremonies, the Olympics have
great appeal to sports fans
everywhere. The precision and
grace of such events as figure
skating, the high-speed thrill
events such as the luge, bobsled
and downhill skiing; the sheer
drama and excitement of
Olympic Ice Hockey, which in
1980 at Lake Placid provided one
of the most glorious moments in
American sports history,
provoking Al Michaels to ask an
entire nation, "Do you believe in
miracles?"
It's miracles, world records,
heartbreaks and excitement all
wrapped into a glorious three-
week mega-event we call the
Olympic Games. These games
spark national enthusiasm, and
they can teach us all something
about the human spirit, the will to
win, and sometimes, even a thing
or two about sportsmanship
(unless Rick Carey, a Gold
Medal winner in both the 100
and 200-meter backstroke at the
1984 Summer Olympics in Los
Angeles, is sulking over not
breaking world records in spite of
his fabulous performances).
Furthermore, that also assumes
that these athletes actually
haven't been using illegal
performance enhancers in order
to take home a tangible piece of
sports history. That is, also
assuming all invited parties
choose to put aside their political
disagreements and participate in
the games. After all, these events
are (theoretically) designed to
honor athletic achievement, not
to serve as a debating forum for
world politics.
However, this theory is not
always practiced. The United
States and 65 other nations
by Harry Hartman
Edim-in-Chief
Friends Made - Friends Kept
Rich Otterman
boycotted the 1980 Summer
Games in Moscow because of
Russia's persistent military effort
in Afghanistan. The USSR, East
Germany and 14 other countries
returned the favor in 1984,
refusing to send their athletes to
the United States for the Summer
Games in Los Angeles. But,
regardless of what political
uprising the future decides to
offer, we can confidently predict
neither East Germany nor the
USSR will be boycotting or
dominating any future Olympic
action, seeing as those two
nations no longer exist.
In what has been deemed by
one of my favorite academicians
as the first bloodless revolution
in history, both of these former
athletic powers have traded their
communist governments for their
adaptation of democracy since
(Cont. on Pg. 4)
With only 13 short weeks
remaining in the semester, and in
my undergraduate college career,
I've been doing some
reminiscing.
It's been what I would think to
be a very quick yet often tedious
four years here at Clarion.
Something my aunt once told
me has been sticking in my mind
lately. She said, ". . .the best
friends you'll ever have, and the
one's you'll be close to forever
will be the ones you made in
high school."
She told me this at my high
school graduation party, and for
a few years of college, I believed
this to be true. But not anymore.
The truth is that the friends you
make while in college are the
ones you'll keep forever.
While most won't believe this,
but in person, I'm a very friendly
person, and have made a great
deal of friends during my eight
semesters at Clarion.
Beginning my freshman and
sophomore years, I realized that
many of my best friends would
come from being my floor-
mates. Now four years later, I
realize that this was a valid
prediction. Most of the guys I
lived in the dorm with for two
years are some of my best
friends.
I speak of Steve S., Ted M.,
Dan S., Nate V., Tim M., Bill H.,
and all the rest of us who lived
together for two years in the
dorm.
As graduation approaches for
many of us, I also tend to think
back about those few who were
with me as freshmen, but
unfortunately are no longer here.
I'm also thinking about the
many friends who I've met
through my work at the campus
media who've departed.
I speak of Tim P., Val P., Jen
C, Chris H., Chris L., Wes C,
and several others.
I'm also starting to miss those I
work alongside now. Some of
them I've grown very close to in
a somewhat short time.
This week with me not only
being ill, but also with the
amount, of .criticism that I've
taken, I realize, I've made some
lifelong friends through my
workings at the Call.
So to Deanna R., Michelle S.,
Marnie V., Clifton M. and to all
of the rest of you, thanks.
You've made this almost
unbearable week, bearable.
I issue an apology to those of
my many friends who I didn't
mention. I suppose there are loo
many of you out there to
remember. Or perhaps I did
name all of my friends, and in
fact, I have very few friends.
No, that couldn't be it
Until next week. . .Farewell.
The Clarion Call - 2-6-92 - Page 3
Bush
re-elected?
Dear Editor:
Mr. Bush will appease his
reactionary business bosses (with
their yachts) by trickling only $1
billion to a much troubled
civilization, with its permanent
depression caused by 20 years of
monopoly. He will spend at least
$20 billion on a trip to the moon.
(In 1969 the Apollo moon trip
cost $5 billion. The official
government cost of living in
1990 was four times the
consumers' cost back in 1969.
This makes the moon now cost
us $20 billion, compared to only
3 times the producer's cost rise
since 1969, or $15 billion profit
added to their regular profit)
Mr. Bush's $20 billion for this
luney' trip will be , shall we say,
matched by $1 billion total
addition on new employment for
12 million workers, the hungry,
the homeless, the only partially
educated, plus a tiny increase for
AIDS.
I propose the reverse, which
neither political party will
support Mr. Bush to spend only
one of our billions on the moon,
with the other $14 billion of
their, the producers' cost, to
come from private business,
since they are the ones ultimately
to benefit. Then have him spend
the $14 billion on America.
It is not IF Mr. Bush wins. He
will. Eighty-eight percent
supported his Gulf War (and it
was his). He will run another
war early this summer to be sure
to assassinate l/24th of the world
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dictators-namely Saddam-and
get at least 65 percent to re-elect
him.
And he does nothing to reduce
deadening world and American
overpopulation; in fact, he
chokes off both world birth
control and also abortion rights,
with electronics making fewer
jobs while we multiply...but that
is a different subject, Mr. Bush.
And they will re-elect you.
Oh, the human race.
Mr. Lee W. Heilman,
retired Assistant Professor of
English at Venango Campus
Foreign Aid
Travesty
Dear Editor:
It was with much discomfort
that on Super Bowl Sunday,
1992, 1 perused over an article
gracing the front pages of the
New York Times. The article
stated how then-president
Ronald Reagan had upon
assuming office in January
1981, shipped substantial arms
and materiel to the nation of Iran
for use in its war with
neighboring country of Iraq.
Then, after Iran made sweeping
advancements with the new
weapons; Iraq was shipped a
similar intelligence package that
caused a stalemate in the war
which lasted until 1988. What a
nice gesture of diplomatic
correctiveness.
It would seem that part of our
economic resurgence then during
the "great" Reagan years might
owe itself to a nice lengthy war
that has both litigants
subscribing to U.S. aid. George
Bush isn't doing such a bad job
then economically with the
nation if you look at it this way.
Bush merely doesn't have the
conflict of sufficient magnitude
which would allow him to
financially cater to. The Kurds
were not evidently worth it, the
Croats are not yet. However, I
am sure that the Philippines will
be as good a place as any for the
next four years to bank off of.
Then we can just do what we
have to do and refinance
Imelda's shoe collection for her.
Even Dan Quayle could do that
without too much concentration.
If the U.S. intelligence "gift" to
Iraq was surprising news, the
revelation of outright aid to the
Iraquis filled in the rest. It is one
thing for King Hussein of Jordan
to ask his subjects to "volunteer"
in the Iraq army. It is another
when U.S. -made Huey
helicopters find their way into
Iraq (fighting for Iraq) through
Jordan. Or for that matter the
small arms and mortars supplied
by the Saudi government(U.S.
issue)to Iraq. Perhaps the largest
largesse is placed on the
shoulders of the Emir of
Kuwait.who purchased 3,000
T.O.W. (U.S. made) anti-armor
missiles. Blatant financial and
military support piped from
Kuwait City to Baghdad Palace,
with the complete knowledge of
U. S. intelligence agencies (then
headed by the late William
Casey; whose top aide at the
time was current CIA Director
Robert M. Gates.)
For these reasons and more, it
is a tragedy that a law is on the
United States books that makes
third party transfer of American-
made arms without
Washington's permission. Thus
we have presented to us, the tax-
paying American people, a case
of either gross incompetence on
wholesale levels of the Federal
government or a more plausible,
but equally chilling study of
extreme lawlessness in the
modern age. These thoughts will
rest in mind very prominently,
when the next time I hear current
Secretary of Defense Cheney
answer the question of "How
many American lives is Saddam
Hussein worth to go to Baghdad
for?" Cheney answered "not too
many." Hogsbreath. The correct
response is none. If even one of
those U.S. made weapons caused
casualties of Allied troops during
the Gulf conflict, the term
"friendly fire" reaches entirely
new levels of stagnancy. The
laws, which were broken to get
the arms where they ended up,
would be all the more to blame.
Charles Kader,
senior communication major
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the '88 games, and this may have
a profound effect on the medal
distribution in Albertville. In the
eight most recent Winter Games,
the USSR won more medals than
any other country, and they had
won the most medals in six of
the previous eight Summer
Games in which they
participated. The East Germans
also have been an athletic
powerhouse, noted for
superiority in speed and figure
skating at the Winter Games and
swimming and women's track
and field events in the Summer
Games. East Germany recently
supplanted the U.S. as the
second greatest athletic nation.
Therefore, the unionization of
the Germanys will likely make
them the heir to the Soviet
Union's domination of Olympic
play.
"Bloodless revolutions" aside,
this is a time for the global
community to showcase the
many athletes who have
basically been working all their
lives to make it to these games.
Sure, I could live without some
of the nordic events, men's
figure skating, and curling until
someone offers a comprehensive
explanation addressing the object
of the game, why people play it
and why it's an "officially
licensed Olympic sport." In any
case, this is the time for new
heroes to emerge. The next few
weeks may deliver us a new
Franz Klamer, Bill Johnson,
some Jamaican bobsledding
antics and hopefully deliver us
from those ugly '88 Sarajevo
memories of Eddie "The Eagle"
Edwards ski jumping a distance
not significantly longer or higher
than Mike Powell jumps on dry
land without the aid of a ramp or
waxed skis.
The Olympics have a special
place in my heart. It reminds me
of my days as a six-year old
delivering papers, pretending to
be Franz Klamer descending the
slopes at Innsbruck when gliding
down a particularly steep
neighbor's yard. The Olympics
take me back to my days
pretending to be a downhiller on
K-Tel skis in the local cemetery,
or imagining to be a luger, going
down my backyard slopes feet-
first on a runner sled, steering
the vehicle with my feet rather
than tackling the hill in the
conventional head-first manner.
It's thinking about those chilly,
winter early evenings in 1980
when we'd water the driveway to
make for a faster track, then
build banks along this "track" to
make it resemble the one used
for bobsledding events at Lake
Placid.
But perhaps even more
importantly than any of these
reasons is because the Olympics,
albeit the Summer Games of
1972, incited me into what is
generally regarded by my family
as one of my earliest speaking
experiences. I had barely turned
two-years-old when Kip Keino
captured my imagination,
provoking me to scream his
Student Senate. . .
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personnel by the Clarion
Students Association.
The Social Equities committee
is responsible for dealing with
minority affairs and updating
students with events of a
multicultural basis. Former
senator and former chairperson
of the Social Equities committee
Tarron Thomas will be assisting
the committee this semester.
The final standing committee
is the Legislative Affairs
committee. This committee is
responsible for registering
students to vote and keeping
students informed on legislative
issues that affect them.
The student senate will be
holding a General Assembly
meeting in Peirce Auditorium at
4:00 p.m. on Wednesday,
February 12. At this meeting,
Johnny Owens, chair of
Appropriations committee, will
go over the budgeting process
for all campus organizations and
answer any questions concerning
this process. Senate president
Brian Hoover plans to conduct a
general introduction of the
senate members and the
committees' chairpersons. It is
required that each student
organization on campus send at
least one member to the general
assembly meeting.
The student senate is
comprised of 20 students that
have "one goal in mind,"
according to President Hoover,
and that is to "best serve the
student body."
The senate is the voice of all
Clarion University students and
President Hoover says he
welcomes any and all input that
students are willing to give him
to make his job easier and to
make Clarion University a better
place for all students.
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name whenever the Olympics or
any other running event was on
television.
January 17, Keino turned 52-
year's-old, and my oldest brother
phoned to tell me ' of the
occasion. He also reminded me
of how he remembered the name
Kip Keino as being the first
words I ever spoke, and how
seeing Keino 's birthday listed on
a sports calendar reminded him
of me. It's been about 20 years
since Keino won the Gold, but a
blurb on a sports calendar was
enough to remind my brother
how something as simple and
obscure as the '72 3,000 meter
Olympic steeplechase was able to
alienate our family from what
was the most difficult times in
our life.
This interest in the Kenyan
runner came at a time of family
tragedy and allowed time for the
family to revel in the delight of a
two-year old who was oblivious
to the grim revelation that my
father had been diagnosed as
having cancer. I suppose this is
one of the reasons that my
interest in Keino is so
memorable to my mother and my
oldest brother. Imagine, the
Olympics providing a source of
freedom from real-world
problems. The enormous
capacity that sport possesses to
relieve us, if only temporarily,
from our problems is the real
glory of athletic competition.
Athletic events transfix our
nation, and, in the case of the
Olympics, the entire world.
So, if you find yourself
increasing bothered by the
burdens of college classwork,
take a break and sit in front of
the television to see exactly why
these games are considered to be
the pinnacle of athletic
competition.
By the way, the student
handbook doesn't address the
matter, but I'm fairly certain that
missing classes to watch the
Olympics may possibly be
construed as an acceptable
excuse. So go ahead and take a
few academic holidays. After all,
the Olympics only happen once
every four years
- Rich Otterman is a senior
Communication major. He was
the 1990-91 Sports Editor of the
Clarion Call and presently does
freelance writing and is a
contributing writer for the Call.
Clarion Call
Commentary
by: The Clarion Call
Executive Board
We feel pity.
Recently we have received
several letters to the editor
concerning the ability of Harry
J. Hartman as the leader of this
newspaper. Although some very
valid points have been made,
these points have been nullified
due to the incompetence of these
"holier than thou" whiners.
The editors of the Clarion
Call have never claimed to be
perfect. We are students who
are bound to make mistakes.
After all, isn't that why we are
here, to learn and to become
better individuals?
This commentary is
specifically aimed at those who
insist that Mr. Hartman is the
worst thing to come along since
bell-bottoms.
Speaking out against these
letters now may be a mistake on
our part. The executive board of
the Call thrives on the
enjoyment we get from reading
the error-ridden correspondence
from overzealous English
majors, and other students who
feel they could do a better job
than the Call staff. These
students intend to take shots at
our editor in chief, but are
hypocritical in doing so.
To terminate further
embarrassment we suggest that
these students who want to
antagonize Mr. Hartman should
proofread their commentaries
prior to submission. At this
point you are not embarrassing
Mr. Hartman, you are
embarrassing the English
department of Clarion
University.
In the future the editors of the
Clarion Call will make a sincere
effort to eliminate typographical
errors. We hope that you, as our
loyal readers, will keep the
letters coming. We trust you
will visit the Call office at your
leisure and see for yourself the
amount of time and effort that
goes into putting together an
issue of the Call. There is
plenty of room on our staff for
those of you who think you can
do a better job. ..we challenge
you to do so.
The Clarion Call - 2-6-92 - Page 5
Rape is a f People Issue
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by Michelle Sporer
News Editor &
Debbie Huffman
News Writer
According to Dr. Donna
Ashcraft, a professor in the
psychology department, the
percentage of CUP students
raped this semster will not
decrease. "I don't see any
external factors that are having
an affect on the rape rate," said
Ashcraft.
Dr. Ashcraft's startling
statement follows a public
announcement last semester that
14 CUP women had been raped
last term alone. Also released to
the public last semester were
survey results, conducted on
campus since 1973, indicating
that between 20 and 31 percent
of women students have been
raped at least once in the past.
Dr. Ashcraft pointed out that
most of the educational
programs available concerning
rape are geared towards women.
"The primary reason for rape,"
she said, "is the assailant." Dr.
Ashcraft feels that these
educational programs should be
geared, somewhat, to males in
order to get the message across
that rape is unacceptable
behavior. Until then, women
may be more likely to report or
understand things, but the crime
will still be committed.
"Social change takes time,"
said Ashcraft, "and that's what
we are talking about."
Clarion University is not the
only college that reports high
statistics. Kent State surveyed
7,000 students and found that 12
1/2 percent had been raped in the
past. Other statistics are as high
as 21 to 24 percent.
The campus survey that
provides the statistics was
initiated by Dr. Thorton in 1973.
Students enrolled in the human
sexuality course are surveyed
each semester about their sexual
attitudes and behaviors. A few
of the questions that were asked
consisted of: has the participant
ever experienced sexual assault
(rape); how often they had
experienced physical abuse and
how often they experienced
verbal abuse. The results
Harassment awareness
raised through seminar
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
A three day seminar will be
held on February 9,10 and 11
to raise awareness about
acquaintance and sexual
harassment The speaker is
Mr. Ron Matsko-Ensel, ait
education coordinator at
Bloomsburg Women's Center.
Activities will start Sunday
from 1:00 to 4:00 p.m. in room
254 Carlson Library with a
presentation from S.T.A.R.
(Students Together Against
Rape). Then at 6:00 to 7:30
p.m. in Carter, there will be a
Greek Forum.
On Monday from 9:00 to
11:30 a.m, activities will be
open to the community at the
Clarion Free Library. Then
from 4:00 to 5:30 p.m. the
President Committee on
Sexual Harassment and their
panels of advisors will hold
activities in B-8 of Hart
Chapel. From 6:00 to 7:30
p.m. and from 8:00 to 9:30
p.m. a student program will be
held, also m the Chapel.
Finally on Tuesday from
11:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m, there
will be classroom visits and an
open forum for a wrapup of
events in the Trustees Room of
Carrier
These events are sponsored
by the Office of Social Equity,
P^idential Commission* ifte
Status of Women and Sexual
Harrassment and Educational
Opportunities Program, Act
101.
Matsko-Ensel will use
dramatic scenes and interactive
role plays in his presentations.
Also accompanying him will
be four students who will be
used in the scenes.
indicated that reports of sexual
assaults have not changed
dramatically during the 17 year
period but the types of assaults
have changed. The percentage
of females that have been
sexually assaulted were by
strangers, "casual acquain-
tances," well known people and
day and the first holiday break.
Again and again, women are
raped during these weeks by men
they meet on campus. Young
women are good targets because
they don't know the campus
routines. They might feel alone
and insecure and are not behind
parental restraint. They drink
several warning signs that may
tell a girl she is in trouble: the
way he is acting towards her; if
he ignores her wishes; if he
invites her to his room or
apartment. . .
"The best thing she could do,"
remarked Dr. Ashcraft, "is to be
explicit about what she wants
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Dr. Schlueter and Dr. Ashcraft carry on the work of a former colleague.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
by relatives. These percentages
indicate that the increase in
rapes, since 1986, have been
committed by "casual acquain-
tances" and people well known
to the victim. According to the
study, currently carried on by Dr.
Donna Ashcraft and Dr. Dave
Schlueter, also of the psychology
department, ". . .the reported
increases in sexual assault rates
in recent years may reflect an
increased willingness to report
rather than a true increase in
assaults."
Dr. Ashcraft feels that a survey
is probably somewhat more
accurate than a crime report.
"People are more likely to admit
in a survey that they have been
raped as opposed to going to an
authority and saying they have
been raped."
Many rapes that occur at
colleges happen during the "red
zone." For first year college
women, the "red zone" of danger
is the period between move in
heavily and party, trying to win
social approval.
During these unguarded times,
acquaintance rape often occurs.
Acquaintance rape happens
when the victim is familiar with
the assailant and sexual
intercourse is forced. Rape is
also committed if the victim is
unconscious or in a drug or
alcohol induced state and is
incapable of being coherant in
saying "no." As long as the
victim is an unwilling or
unknowing participant, whether
they are friends or strangers, and
sexual intercourse is forced, then
a first degree felony has been
committed.
'The issue is consent," said Dr.
Ashcraft.
Dr. Ashcraft explained that the
typical rapist is a
"hypermasculine" male who
believes "that men are better
than women" and " that women
are there as servants."
Dr. Ashcraft pointed out
and doesn't want."
When asked if she felt
Clarion's statistics would worry
future students and parents, Dr.
Ashcraft said, "Rather than being
worried how parents are going to
view it, we need to take a pro-
active stand and say, 'We know
this happens all over, including
our campus. This is what we are
doing to decrease the rape rate
on campus to make it safer.'"
The recently formed S.T.A.R
(Students Together Against
Rape) organization has set up
peer counseling for rape victims
on campus. There is also a local
rape crisis center.
Programs to educate males
about rape is currently under
discussion. "Men and women
need to look at the issues about
rape because we are a sexist
culture," said Deborah King,
advisor of S.T.A.R. According
to Dr. Ashcraft, rape is viewed as
a women's issue. "It's a people
issue," she said.
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Faculty evaluations, wealth of information for instructors
by Michael Buser
News Writer
Many students think of them as
a way to shorten class for a day.
Some consider them to be a
waste of time. Still others think
of them as a joke, or a way to
"get back" at instructors they
dislike. But the truth is that
faculty evaluations by students
are a valuable tool in making the
teaching/learning experience
more beneficial to both teachers
and students.
Both Dr. Flaningam, dean of
the Communication/ Computer
Information Science and Library
Science College and Mr. Art
Barlow, a Communication
instructor stated that these
evaluations can be very helpful
in improving teaching methods.
Dr. Flaningam said that during
her tenure as a faculty member,
the evaluations aided her in self-
monitoring her teaching methods
and helped her determine
necessary changes to be made at
the end of the semester.
Barlow stated that faculty
evaluations "have great potential
for improving teaching."
Faculty evaluations were made
mandatory by the Collective
Bargaining Agreement between
APSCUF and SSHE that became
effective on July 1, 1990. As
stated in Article XII-
Performance Review and
Evaluation of Faculty, student
evaluation of teachers is
essential in "effective teaching
and fulfillment of professional
responsibilities." Article XII
further provides for "Student
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Main Street in Clarion as it looked years ago. Many of the buildings are still used today.
Work study program pays the bills
by Melissa Caraway
News Writer
With today's job market being
so competitive, job experience is
as important as a good GPA.
The State Work Study Program
was initiated to give students the
opportunity to gain job
experience as well as earn
money to assist in paying for
college cost.
Clarion University has been
helping students find
employment through the work
study programs for over twenty
years. According to Dan
Fenstermaker of the financial aid
office, every department has
openings for work study
employment with most of the
work entailing clerical duties.
The program also assists
financial aid students by giving
them the chance to earn money
to pay any bill left after
scholarships, grants and loans
are depleted.
Any interested student should
check the job listings posted on
the job bulletin in the lobby of
the financial aid office or check
the bulletin board outside career
services. Summer and fall
employment listings will be
posted around the first week of
March.
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NBS/A E Rho Clarion Chapter
Would like to congratulate the following new members
who were inducted for this 1991/92 year.
Eric Anderson
Michael Booth
Charles Fisher
Pat Kahle
Timothy Kovach
Brian Novak
Shannon Skomra
Natalie White
Seniors:
Career Services
will soon be
accepting resumes
for on-campus
interviewing
during the spring
term. Stop by 114
Egbert Hall if
interested.
evaluations in all classes during
the fall of the year of evaluation
for tenured faculty, and twice
each academic year in all classes
for probationary non-tenured
faculty." The difference between
tenured faculty and probationary
faculty is also explained in
Article XII and XIII.
The reviews are examined
initially by the instructors' peers.
"The peers evaluate and make
recommendations to the
instructor," said Dr. Flaningam,
"then see that the
recommendations are followed.
If a person is evaluated badly, we
ask why and how it can be fixed.
We want good teachers.
Teaching is the core of what we
do here."
According to Dr. Flaningam,
an instructor cannot be dismissed
strictly on the basis of the
evaluation. "They [the
evaluations] are part of a larger
process. Teachers that are
evaluated badly consistently may
not be renewed."
The evaluations are reviewed
by the faculty member, the dean
of the college, the provost and
the president
Barlow called the process
"complicated," and said that v
even though there is no
immediate action taken, it
doesn't mean there won't be.
Dean Flaningam went on to
say that "these evaluations are
one way of determining job
performance," and that they are
"a generally accepted good tool
for seeing what goes on in the
classroom." She further called
them "a tool to improve
situations that need improving,
as well as to show outstanding
performance" by the instructor.
Both Flaningam and Barlow
stressed the fact that as much
"good" is taken from evaluations
as "bad." Barlow believes that
the process "needs to be more
positive," while Flaningam
called it "a device that allows us
to examine whatever we're
doing, good as well as bad."
On how students view the
evaluations, Barlow said that
they are "a serious part of the
teaching process," and asks
"that students treat teachers
fairly, because we try to evaluate
them fairly." Barlow also credits
Dr. Tom Vemon of the business
department, whom he says
opened up greater commun-
ication with the objective- type
evaluation we now employ.
Dean Flaningam said that she
believes that "on the whole,
students are honest" in their
evaluations, and that extremes
"don't do the damage."
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of January 27 through February 2.
Sometime between January 24 and the 27 graffiti was written over the
entrance door and the second stall located in the men's lavatory on the
second floor of Marwick-Boyd. An investigation is pending.
A tenor saxophone was stolen from the Marwick-Boyd instrument
storage room sometime between January 23 and January 27. An
investigation is pending.
On January 29, a student reported $51 in cash stolen from a dorm
room on the third floor of Ballentine Hall. An investigation is
pending.
Sometime between January 13 and January 29, an alto saxophone
was stolen from a locker in Marwick-Boyd. The saxophone is a
Selmer #2 and valued at approximately $800. An investigation is
pending.
On February 2, around 2:05 a.m., an unknown person broke the glass
on a fire station pull unit on the third floor and the first floor of
Ralston Hall. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes,
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
FINANCIAL AID
HOTLINE
Bob Mcintosh
Dear Bob: I am 20 years old. Am I better off to
apply for federal financial aid as a dependent of
my parents or independently?
Answer: You would probably be better off
applying as an independent as long as you meet
the requirements. See the financial aid officer at
the school you will be attending for details, but
generally, you must not be claimed as a
dependent of someone else for tax purposes for 2
years (1 year if you are married), a veteran, an
orphan, or 24 years old or older. The financial
aid administrator can also determine you to be
independent if you can document unusual
circumstances. He or she has a good deal of
latitude in these cases.
Dear Bob: I'm receiving a Pell Grant and a
Stafford Loan. Can I also receive a scholarship
from a private company?
Answer: Yes. In almost every case, it's to your
advantage to find outside scholarships. Very few
colleges will reduce the gift-aid part of your
financial aid package (such as the Pell Grant).
Many schools will reduce the self-help part of
your financial aid package (Work Study, loans).
Check with your financial aid office to find out
your school's policy.
Dear Bob: I am the son of a disabled veteran
who worked for Sara Lee. What scholarships are
available?
Answer: Many companies, both the large ones
and the not-so-large ones, offer financial
assistance for the children of their employees.
Sara Lee does have such a program: ask about
this program at the personnel office at the Sara
Lee division where your father, or mother, works.
There are also a lot of programs for veterans and
disabled veterans. The DAV, the VFW, the
military unit or division your parent served with,
and the U.S. and state Departments of Veterans
Affairs are the best places to start looking for
veterans' dependents scholarships.
Dear Bob: I am a foreign student. Where can I
find financial aid for college?
Answer: Your best bet would probably be to
look for aid from private sector sources. The
U.S. Government almost invariably insists that
the recipients of their financial aid be U.S.
citizens. Private sector sources, on the other
hand usually do not specify that the student be a
citizen.
This information is provided as a courtesy by
College Financial Planning Service, a scholarship
research firm. Readers may send their questions on
financial aid to Mr. Mcintosh at 1010 Vermont
Ave., NW, Fourth Floor, Washington, DC 20005.
For a free brochure on the services offered by
College Financial Planning Service, call 800-283-
8600, ext. 121.
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for 30 days before it will be applied
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Outside Clarion
Rumors of AIDS outbreak in western Pennsylvania
Compiled by Shannon Skomra
from the AP service
State News
Blood drives
spark AIDS rumors
Some blood drives in western
Pennsylvania are fueling the
rumor mill about AIDS cases.
The American Red Cross says
rumors began after blood drives
were held in three western
Pennsylvania communities. The
Red Cross has passed out leaflets
to quell the rumors at IUP.
The latest scare occurred last
December in the Hempfield Area
School District. Others occurred
in Dubois and at the Indiana
University of Pennsylvania.
The Red Cross tests all
donated blood to make sure it
isn't infected. Since 1985, only
23 out of 800,000 blood
donations from Ohio,
Pennsylvania, West Virginia and
Maryland have tested HIV
positive.
Citizens rid frustration
on Honda
Colonial Chevrolet in Latrobe,
Westmoreland County is
allowing people to bash a car.
The dealership is charging one
dollar to pummel a Japanese
made Honda with a
sledgehammer.
Colonial parked the car on its
lot Monday. The move came in
response to remarks made by a
Japanese official who said
American workers are lazy and
can only put together three
productive days at work a week.
The money collected will be
donated to a United Auto
Workers local.
Philadelphia man
sentenced to death
Common Pleas Court Judge
John Poserina sentenced 26-year
old Roy Lee Williams to death
on Monday. On July 27, 1988,
Williams gunned down 29-year
old James McDonald in
Philadelphia. The prosecution
Support for troubled
women found on campus
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
A women's support group
sponsored by Clarion University
counseling services began its
first weekly meeting of the
semester on February 5. The
group has been active on Clarion
campus for a number of years.
"The primary purpose of the
women's support group is for
students to support each other,"
says Dr. Mary Ann Fricko,
leader of the group. The group
provides support for women
involving romantic or family
relationships, self-esteem and
other concerns such as sexual
assault and eating disorders.
The women are encouraged to
support each other about their
personal concerns.
"The group is open to new
members the first couple of
weeks and then is closed to
enhance group cohesiveness,"
stated Dr. Fricko.
The group, which is usually
limited to five to ten people is
run in an unstructured format.
All information divulged during
the meetings is kept confidential.
Meetings will be held on
Wednesdays.
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three other people when he said,
"I want to kill a white person. A
white man put me in jail."
McDonald, a white male,
happened to walk by. Witnesses
said Williams pulled a gun and
fired three shots, hitting
McDonald in the leg and chest.
National
Possible interest
rate reduction
Federal Reserve Chairman
Alan Greenspan is considering
the possibility of another interest
rate reduction to help the U.S.
economy. Greenspan told the
house budget committee
Tuesday that the economy's
performance is clearly
"disappointing." He says further
rate cuts will be considered as
"additional insurance."
Greenspan thinks the recovery
was stalled because of the huge
buildup of debt. He says the
debt made people more worried
than they should be.
International
Coup attempt in Venezuela
People returned to the streets
of Caracas, the capital of
Venezuela, Tuesday after a night
of fighting. The motives behind
the attempted coup are still
unknown, but residents say the
people are fed up. The coup
attempt followed violent protest
over the widening gap between
rich and poor.
President Carlos Andres Perez
says the coup has been
squelched. But the defense
minister says the situation is
"still difficult" all over the oil
rich country.
Food shortage
predicted in Russia
In less than three weeks Russia
may be out of many basic food
supplies including both beef and
poultry.
The shortages are predicted
despite a price reform program
designed to fill empty store
shelves.
The Itar Tass News Agency
says the prediction is based on
government statistics. It comes a
day after Russia's top economic
official predicted another two
years of economic inactivity.
The Russian trade ministry is
blaming the expected shortfalls
on the refusal of other former
Soviet republics to honor food
contracts to sell food to Russia.
The other republics say they
need the food themselves.
Haitian leaders condemn
forced return of refugees
Haitian community leaders in
the U.S. are condemning the
forced return of refugees to Haiti
as an example of racism. In New
York and Florida, leaders are
concerned about the political
deportees being killed. ,
New York mayor David
Dinkins has demanded that
President Bush rescind what he
called an "inhumane and
irrational policy."
Campus
News
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Wet clothes cause fire
The Advocate
No injuries were reported as
Briar Lodge and College Park
Apartments at the University of
Pittsburgh at Johnstown were
recently evacuated due to
electrical fires.
A short circuit in a ceiling fan
caused by hanging wet clothes
on the fan to dry, sparked a fire
in Briar Lodge.
The building was evacuated
and the fire put out before the
Richland Township fire company
arrived on the scene.
The College Park Apartments
were evacuated after smoke from
a dryer set off alarms.
The smoke was contained to
the first floor and no damage
was reported.
Specter on the road
The Aquinas
Pennsylvania Senator Arlen
Specter (R) recently visited the
University of Scranton while
campaigning for re-election.
While there, the senator held an
open house and devoted most of
his appearance to answer the
audience's questions. Questions
were raised on such
controversial topics as trade with
Japan, civil rights, abortion and
the movie, "JFK."
Bernstein speaks at Edinboro
Spectator
Award winning investigative
journalist, Carl Bernstein visited
Edinboro University this past
Monday. He lectured on the
New Journalism.
Bernstein's work for the
Washington Post on the
Watergate scandal led to the
resignation of President Richard
Nixon. His writing for the Post
earned him over a dozen
journalism awards and a pulitzer
prize for the newspaper.
Fatal disease strikes student
and hospitalizes another
The Spectator
Two Edinboro University
students contracted similar
strains of bacterial meningitis
over the holidays. One student
became ill with the symptoms
and died within 24 hours and
another was hospitalized after
contracting the disease.
Meningitis is a swelling of the
tissue surrounding the brain and
spinal cord.
According to the Erie County
Health Department, approxi-
mately 50 percent of untreated
menigitis cases are fatal but only
about 10 percent result in death
if treated properly.
Symptoms of meningitis
include fever, nausea, stiff neck,
excruiciating headaches and
possible vomiting. These
symptoms are often
accompanied by a purple rash
and spidery veins.
The incubation period for the
disease is three to nine days.
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American continent is
focus of cultural night
by Chitral De Mel
Contributing Writer
"In 1492 Columbus sailed the
ocean blue. . ." so started the
journey of Christopher
Columbus. 500 years later, in
1992, the faculty, students and
Association. Students from the
Bahamas, Brazil, Costa Rica,
Dominican Republic, Haiti,
Mexico, Panama and Peru
presented the theme night to a
large and well-represented
audience.
"Oh beautiful for spacious
as 'grenada,' 'mariachi' and
'lambada,' the prominent culture
features of their respective
countries. The provocative
dances from Brazil and Peru
were received with thunderous
applause.
Feb 6 UAB presents "Dizzy Gillespie," (Aud),
8 p.m.
Feb 7 Bedrock Cafe featuring comedian David
Michael, (HVA), 8 p.m.
Feb 8 This week only: C.A.B.'s, (HVA),
10 p.m.-l a.m. Please bring your I.D.
Women's B.B. vs. I.U.P., 6 p.m.
Men's B.B. vs. I.U.P., 8 p.m.
Feb 9 Chamber Vocal Concert, (Aud), 3 p.m.
Feb 12 Women's B.B. vs. Edinboro, 6 p.m.
Men's B.B. vs. Edinboro, 8 p.m.
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Latin American and Caribbean Night which celebrated the anniversary of the discovery of
the American continent was held on January 31st in Hart Chapel.
members of the community were
taken on the same voyage by the
Latin American and Caribbean
students in less than two hours.
The colorful Latin American
and Caribbean Night was held at
the Hart Chapel on January 31st.
The celebration the 500th
anniversary of the discovery of
the American continent was the
theme of this first cultural night
of the spring semester sponsored
by the Clarion International
skies, for amber waves of grain.
For purple mountain majesties,
above the fruited plain.
America, America, God shed His
grace on thee." While the words
of the popular song echoed
inside Hart Chapel, the rich
heritage and the exotic dances
from the Latin American region
were presented as loud cheers
rose from the audience.
Dancers with their colorful
costumes performed dances such
The fashion parade from
Panama and the skit from the
Bahamas added variation to the
colorful event. Dialogues
between Columbus and Voice of
History were humorous as well
as thought provoking. It was
truly a memorable and enjoyable
night
February 22nd is
East Asian night.
Feb 8 Wrestling at Army
Feb 10 Track at Bucknell
Feb 16 Pauly Shore, Metropol, 8 p.m.
Feb 28 WWF Wrestling, Civic Arena, 8 p.m.
Tickets: (412) 333-SEAT
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'Real Life 101'
Resident Assistants get on the job training for 'real world' after college
by Karen Wright
Features Writer
So you say you need a job.
You say you want experience
working with people. And you
say you want a challenge. Well,
then senior communication
major Tom Burke says that being
a resident assistant could be for
you.
Burke has been a resident
assistant (R.A.) for the past two
years. He took time out of his
busy schedule to tell me about
being an R.A.
Burke said that being a R.A.
was quite a challenge because, "I
have to constantly interact with
people, be creative, and maintain
positive relationships between 32
individuals. I'd say that's a
challenge."
If someone out there wanted to
take 'The Challenge' of being a
resident assistant, there are a few
prerequisites that must be met
before you apply. They are
stated on the application which
you can pick up in 210 Egbert
Hall. If anyone is interested in
becoming a R.A., that's how you
begin. Positions will be opening
soon as seniors, like Burke,
begin to graduate.
There are many responsibilities
that a R.A. assumes. The
demands on one's time seem to
be the toughest part of the job.
Says Burke, "Between classes,
desk duty, meetings and other
activities, there is just not
enough time in the day. But you
adjust." In fact, most R.A.'s
would tell you that if you took
away their job, they would be
totally bored. The R.A. position
keeps them active and vital in
life.
Burke commented that one
hard aspect of the job is that you
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tend to lose a part of your
"student identity." He said, "It's
almost like living in a fishbowl
because everyone knows who
you are— you're 'THE R.A.!'
When people see you, they refer
to you as "THE R.A.' and not as
"Tom." I am a real person. I
have a name!" There is one
solution to the problem of the
R.A. position overshadowing the
person. The remedy is to be
yourself and let the residents
know that you are human and
you make mistakes. Take time
out of your 'schedule' to talk to
them, see how they're doing, and
show them that you are just as
interested in helping as you are
in punishing. What you have to
do is meet the residents halfway.
You'll treat them with respect if
they treat you with it. It's called
a two-way street.
When asked what he
personally gets from being a
R.A., Burke replied, "People
look up to me. (and not just
because he is 6'4"!) It gives me
a good positive attitude and
makes me confident in my
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evenings. Those heavy
evening meals and after
dinner snacks are a
burden on the body, since
they're usually not
followed by physical
activity. So the old
advice to eat breakfast
still holds true. It's best
though, to limit high-
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abilities. I've also matured in a
big way."
Being an R.A. can really
prepare one for life because the
job forces the person to see that
everybody has different values,
attitudes and ways of living.
You begin to realize that not
everyone was brought up the
same way. It can help you in
dealing with people on a better
level because you can see their
perspective.
There are many advantages to
becoming a resident assistant,
but the most prevalent seems to
be that you learn about people.
Burke concludes, "The job has
shown me that there will be
people who won't like me. But
that is okay, because at least they
will respect me. Being a resident
assistant is really like enrolling
in 'REAL-LIFE 101.* It's the
best course I have taken at"
Clarion, and the one I'll value
the rest of my life."
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Thurs Feb. 6
* UAB presents "Dizzy
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(Auditorium) 8pm
Sun Feb. 9
* Chamber Vocal Concert
(Auditorium) 3pm
* Gospel Celebration
(ChapeJ)
Wed Feb. 12
* Women's Basketball vs.
Edinboro 6pm
* Men's Basketball vs.
Edinboro 8pm
Fri Feb. 7
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey '
Hall) ?:30prp
* Movie Night (Chapel)
10pm' sponsored by
Minority Affairs
Hon Feb. 10
* Track at SuckneH
Thur Feb. 13
* UAB movie "Deceived"
(Chapel) 8pm .
Sat Feb. 8
* Women's B iketbali
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* Men's Basketbaff vs.
lUP8pm
* Wrestling at Army
Tues Feb. 11
* Actuarial Exam (Peiree)
* History of Gospel
(Chapel) 6- 10pm
Fri Feb. 14
* Credit/No Record ends
4pm
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
* Sweetheart's Dance
(Harvey Hall)
10:30 pm sponsored
by Minority Affairs
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call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
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held Tuesday, February 4 in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
Slater's "Ruffs" a flop
by John Spare
Features Writer
It has been said that imitation
is the sincerest form of flattery.
If this statement bears any truth
then Christian Slater's new film
"Kuffs" is attempting to flatter
practically every decent movie
of the past decade.
The plot deals with George
Kuffs (Slater), a twenty-one year
old high school dropout who
likes to live each day to the
fullest. He shuns all forms of
responsibility, even the
pregnancy of his girlfriend,
hoping that brighter days lie
ahead in whatever adventure he
should come across.
Kuffs life becomes more
intriguing than usual when his
brother is killed and he inherits
hes security business. He
willingly takes over as the head
of the business, hoping to come
across the man that shot his
brother.
The simple revenge plot of this
action/comedy is not the only
element that is borrowed from
other films. Throughout the
movie Slater's character uses a
device called "breaking down
the fourth wall." What this
means is that Kuffs looks into
the camera and speaks directly to
the audience. This device has
been used very effectively in
other films and television shows,
most notably "Ferris Bueller's
Day Off', "It's Gary Shandling's
Show" and "Moonlighting." In
"Kuffs", at least for me, it fails
miserably.
Writer and director, Bruce A.
Evans also lifts a fight scene
between Kuffs and his partner
from "48 HRS", seemingly blow
for blow. I also found it
strangely familiar how Kuffs
handled a suicide attempt.
Didn't I see this in a "Dirty
Harry" movie? Or was that
"Lethal Weapon"? Or both?
I could accept these similarities
because all of the films that
"Kuffs" is trying to recreate are
good films, but there really is no
excuse for including a ugly,
humongous dog near the end of
the film as Slater's new partner.
"Turner and Hooch" was not that
good of a movie! And I haven't
even mentioned Slater's entire
acting persona, which is an exact
replica of a young Jack
Nicholson.
What bothered me most about
this film was its constant use of
cartoonlike sound effects. At
times this became overly
annoying and anyone who sees
this picture will be able to
sympathize with me.
"Kuffs" is a watchable film, I
think that we have all seen
worse, but there are much better
films playing. Everything in
"Kuffs" has been done before,
and it has been done much better.
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Making it through
college 'all-nighters 1
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
If you've become hooked on
Jay Leno and David Letterman
and the nighttime Domino's
delivery guy knows your first
name you may be guilty of
pulling more than a few all-
nighters.
To many a college student, the
all-nighter is like a rite of
passage to graduation. It may
not be something you look
forward to with anticipation, but
more than likely it has happened
to, you. And who hasn't spent
an evening swamped in a sea of
papers, surrounded by a personal
library of textbooks?
The question is how to deal
with the fact that sleep will only
be an abstract concept to you for
the next 36 hours or so. People
use different crutches to deal
with the endurance test that the
all-nighter presents.
For some, the answer is food.
Well, not just food. Junk food.
Pizza, wings, subs or anything
else that can be delivered to a
dorm or apartment is the saving
grace of many. As long as it has
empty calories and is gooey or
greasy, most people will eat it.
The only drawback is that some
students (like me) spend more
time cramming stromboli in their
mouths than information into
their heads. This doesn't usually
work for me however, because
by the end of the evening the
only thing I have retained from
my long study session is the salt
from the food.
Another popular method of
braving the long night ahead is
to turn on the television. The
television provides background
noise and company when
everyone else you are living with
wises up and goes to sleep. It
also gives you the illusion that
you aren't insane for being up at
1:30 a.m. because David
Letterman is still wide awake
cracking jokes as you do your
calculus problems. The trouble
here is that you may become so
wrapped up with what is on
television that you will follow
the plot of the "Brady Bunch
Reunion" (or whatever is
showing) better than you follow
the notes for your geography
test. Unless it's a PBS
educational special that concerns
what you're studying, you might
want to put the television idea on
hold.
Some people also like to form
all-night study groups. An
argument in favor of this is you
do have moral support as you
pass into the wee hours of the
morning. Another living and
breathing human being is there
to comfort, console and distract
you from studying straight into
the sunrise. The problem with
this though, is that you can get
caught up in debates over social
issues, truth sessions or favorite
childhood cartoons — all things
which detract attention from the
academic subject at hand.
So what to do? If you can't
stuff your face while watching
Arsenio with a bunch of friends,
an all-nighter begins to take on
all the characteristics of a minor
prison sentence. The answer?
Well, you could confine yourself
to a room with no television, no
people and no food. You could
stick solely to studying. Nah. If
you're going to have to stay up
all night you may as well have
some fun on the side. So call
Pizza Pub, get some friends over
to your place and grab the
remote. I think Letterman's
about to come on.
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'Real Life 101'
Resident Assistants get on the job training for 'real world' after college
by Karen Wright
Features Writer
So you say you need a job.
You say you want experience
working with people. And you
say you want a challenge. Well,
then senior communication
major Tom Burke says that being
a resident assistant could be for
you.
Burke has been a resident
assistant (R.A.) for the past two
years. He took time out of his
busy schedule to tell me about
being an R.A.
Burke said that being a R.A.
was quite a challenge because, "I
have to constantly interact with
people, be creative, and maintain
positive relationships between 32
individuals. I'd say that's a
challenge."
If someone out there wanted to
take 'The Challenge' of being a
resident assistant, there are a few
prerequisites that must be met
before you apply. They are
stated on the application which
you can pick up in 210 Egbert
Hall. If anyone is interested in
becoming a R.A., that's how you
begin. Positions will be opening
soon as seniors, like Burke,
begin to graduate.
There are many responsibilities
that a R.A. assumes. The
demands on one's time seem to
be the toughest part of the job.
Says Burke, "Between classes,
desk duty, meetings and other
activities, there is just not
enough time in the day. But you
adjust." In fact, most R.A.'s
would tell you that if you took
away their job, they would be
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Burke commented that one
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When people see you, they refer
to you as 'THE R.A.' and not as
"Tom." I am a real person. I
have a name!" There is one
solution to the problem of the
R.A. position overshadowing the
person. The remedy is to be
yourself and let the residents
know that you are human and
you make mistakes. Take time
out of your 'schedule' to talk to
them, see how they're doing, and
show them that you are just as
interested in helping as you are
in punishing. What you have to
do is meet the residents halfway.
You'll treat them with respect if
they treat you with it. It's called
a two-way street.
When asked what he
personally gets from being a
R.A., Burke replied, "People
look up to me. (and not just
because he is 6'4"!) It gives me
a good positive attitude and
makes me confident in my
KEELING
HEALTH
CENTER TIP:
DIETING? Eat
breakfast. One less daily
meal is good for the
waistline, right?
Actually, people who skip
morning meals and eat
light lunches tend to
consume 2,000 or more
extra calories in the
evenings. Those heavy
evening meals and after
dinner snacks are a
burden on the body, since
they're usually not
followed by physical
activity. So the old
advice to eat breakfast
still holds true. It's best
though, to limit high-
cholesterol foods like
bacon and eggs. Juice,
toast, low-fat yogurt with
fruit or cereal are all
good breakfast choices.
abilities. I've also matured in a
big way."
Being an R.A. can really
prepare one for life because the
job forces the person to see that
everybody has different values,
attitudes and ways of living.
You begin to realize that not
everyone was brought up the
same way. It can help you in
dealing with people on a better
level because you can see their
perspective.
There are many advantages to
becoming a resident assistant,
but the most prevalent seems to
be that you learn about people.
Burke concludes, "The job has
shown me that there will be
people who won't like me. But
that is okay, because at least they
will respect me. Being a resident
assistant is really like enrolling
in 'REAL-LIFE 101.' It's the
best course I have taken at"
Clarion, and the one I'll value
the rest of my life."
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Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs Feb. 6
UAB presents "Dizzy
Gillespie"
(Auditorium) 8pm
Sun Feb. 9
Chamber Vocal Concert
(Auditorium) 3prn
Gospel Celebration
(Chapel)
Fri Feb. 7
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30prp
* Movie Night (Chapel)
1 0pm sponsored by
Minority Affairs
Mon Feb. 10
* Track at Bucknell
Wed Feb. 12
* Women's Basketball vs.
Edinboro 6pm
* Men's Basketball vs.
Edinboro 8pm
Thur Feb. 13
* UAB movie "Deceived"
(Chapel) 8pm ,
Sat Feb. 8
* Women's B ^ketball
vs. I' '6pm
* Men's Basketball v$.
IUP 8pm
* Wrestling at Army
Tues Feb. 11
' Actuarial Exam (Peirce)
* History of Gospel
. (Chapel) 6- 10pm
Fri Feb. 14
* Credit/No Record ends
4pm
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey
Hall) 7:30pm
* Sweetheart's Dance
(Harvey Hall)
10:30 pm sponsored
by Minority Affairs
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call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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held Tuesday, February 4 in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
Slater's "Ruff's" a flop
by John Spare
Features Writer
It has been said that imitation
is the sincerest form of flattery.
If this statement bears any truth
then Christian Slater's new film
"Kuffs" is attempting to flatter
practically every decent movie
of the past decade.
The plot deals with George
Kuffs (Slater), a twenty-one year
old high school dropout who
likes to live each day to the
fullest. He shuns all forms of
responsibility, even the
pregnancy of his girlfriend,
hoping that brighter days lie
ahead in whatever adventure he
should come across.
Kuffs life becomes more
intriguing than usual when his
brother is killed and he inherits
hes security business. He
willingly takes over as the head
of the business, hoping to come
across the man that shot his
brother.
The simple revenge plot of this
action/comedy is not the only
element that is borrowed from
other films. Throughout the
movie Slater's character uses a
device called "breaking down
the fourth wall." What this
means is that Kuffs looks into
the camera and speaks directly to
the audience. This device has
been used very effectively in
other films and television shows,
most notably "Ferris Bueller's
Day Off, "It's Gary Shandling's
Show" and "Moonlighting." In
"Kuffs", at least for me, it fails
miserably.
Writer and director, Bruce A.
Evans also lifts a fight scene
between Kuffs and his partner
from "48 HRS", seemingly blow
for blow. I also found it
strangely familiar how Kuffs
handled a suicide attempt.
Didn't I see this in a "Dirty
Harry" movie? Or was that
"Lethal Weapon"? Or both?
I could accept these similarities
because all of the films that
"Kuffs" is trying to recreate are
good films, but there really is no
excuse for including a ugly,
humongous dog near the end of
the film as Slater's new partner.
"Turner and Hooch" was not that
good of a movie! And I haven't
even mentioned Slater's entire
acting persona, which is an exact
replica of a young Jack
Nicholson.
What bothered me most about
this film was its constant use of
cartoonlike sound effects. At
times this became overly
annoying and anyone who sees
this picture will be able to
sympathize with me.
"Kuffs" is a watchable film, I
think that we have all seen
worse, but there are much better
films playing. Everything in
"Kuffs" has been done before,
and it has been done much better.
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by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
If you've become hooked on
Jay Lcno and David Letterman
and the nighttime Domino's
delivery guy knows your first
name you may be guilty of
pulling more than a few all-
nighters.
To many a college student, the
all-nighter is like a rite of
passage to graduation. It may
not be something you look
forward to with anticipation, but
more than likely it has happened
to^ you. And who hasn't spent
an evening swamped in a sea of
papers, surrounded by a personal
library of textbooks?
The question is how to deal
with the fact that sleep will only
be an abstract concept to you for
the next 36 hours or so. People
use different crutches to deal
with the endurance test that the
all-nighter presents.
For some, the answer is food.
Well, not just food. Junk food.
Pizza, wings, subs or anything
else that can be delivered to a
dorm or apartment is the saving
grace of many. As long as it has
empty calories and is gooey or
greasy, most people will eat it.
The only drawback is that some
students (like me) spend more
time cramming stromboli in their
mouths than information into
their heads. This doesn't usually
work for me however, because
by the end of the evening the
only thing I have retained from
my long study session is the salt
from the food.
Another popular method of
braving the long night ahead is
to turn on the television. The
television provides background
noise and company when
everyone else you are living with
wises up and goes to sleep. It
also gives you the illusion that
you aren't insane for being up at
1:30 a.m. because David
Letterman is still wide awake
cracking jokes as you do your
calculus problems. The trouble
here is that you may become so
wrapped up with what is on
television that you will follow
the plot of the "Brady Bunch
Reunion" (or whatever is
showing) better than you follow
the notes for your geography
test. Unless it's a PBS
educational special that concerns
what you're studying, you might
want to put the television idea on
hold.
Some people also like to form
all-night study groups. An
argument in favor of mis is you
do have moral support as you
pass into the wee hours of the
morning. Another living and
breathing human being is there
to comfort, console and distract
you from studying straight into
the sunrise. The problem with
this though, is that you can get
caught up in debates over social
issues, truth sessions or favorite
childhood cartoons — all things
which detract attention from the
academic subject at hand.
So what to do? If you can't
stuff your face while watching
Arsenio with a bunch of friends,
an all-nighter begins to take on
all the characteristics of a minor
prison sentence. The answer?
Well, you could confine yourself
to a room with no television, no
people and no food. You could
stick solely to studying. Nan. If
you're going to have to stay up
all night you may as well have
some fun on the side. So call
Pizza Pub, get some friends over
to your place and grab the
remote. I think Letterman's
about to come on.
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Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 2-6-92
Handling interview jitters
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by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
Those who are about to enter
the "Wonderful World of
Careers" must face the
symptoms of "interviewsus
nervitis." These symptoms
include sweaty palms, shaky
knees, voice failure and in the
most severe cases, fever and
nausea.
There's no need to get this
flustered over an interview.
After all, you're only going to be
evaluated on your appearance,
behavior and attitude, right?!
To cure those awful symptoms,
here's some helpful hints to
follow before you venture off to
your first interview.
First, read employer literature.
It's important to learn as much as
you can about the organization
and position you desire. Prepare
to bring copies of your resume, a
list of references, samples of
your work (portfolio) or
transcripts. Prepare well-thought
out questions for the interviewer.
Know the location of the
interview and plan to arrive ten
to fifteen minutes early. Dress
professionally, like you were
already employed by the
organization. If it's possible, try
to set up a mock interview. The
more practice you have, the
better. You'll know what to
expect
On the day of the interview
remember to take a copy of your
resume or portfolio. Know the
interviewer's name, however in
addressing him or her, use only
the last name. Wear a warm
smile and give a firm handshake.
This lets the interviewer know
you are confident. (Even if you
know otherwise!) Be prepared
to discuss your career goals,
qualifications and assets.
Remember your verbal behavior
is being evaluated just as much
as your non-verbal behavior. It
is important to maintain eye
contact, keep an erect, yet
relaxed posture and a warm,
well-modulated voice tone.
Here are some extra tips:
- Clothes should be fresh,
neat and pressed.
- Fingernails should be clean
and cut properly (save the black
nailpolish for another occasion!)
- Materials should be carried
in a briefcase, portfolio or clean
folder.
- Don't eat food that will
leave an odor on your breath. (If
you must have onions on that
burger, use a breath mint-a Tic
Tac is only 1 1/2 calories!)
After the interview, follow up
with a thank-you letter
reaffirming your interest in the
job.
"You only get one chance to
make a first impression." If the
interview goes well, and the
organization is interested in you,
you will more than likely be
invited for a follow-up interview.
This interview will be more in-
depth, but it is important to keep
the same tips in mind.
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Can
Student Ann Fontana works in the Career Services office.
Career Services provides students with the opportunity to
set up mock interview sessions so they may be more
prepared m for the job search process.
UAB works to provide campus entertainment
by Natalie White
Features Writer
On a campus full of activity,
one organization goes unnoticed
in many students eyes. The
University Activities Board
(UAB) is not a fraternity or
sorority, but it is a group of
students bringing other Clarion
University students many
activities to choose from.
The UAB has six committees
and is led by junior
communication major Heather
Kunkler who is the president.
Kunkler summed up the various
committees of UAB which are:
arts, concert, film and recreation,
special events, union activities
and lectures.
Activities offered by the
committees range from live
performances and homecoming
activities to the "Bedrock Cafe"
and Clarion's Alternative Bar
Scene (C.A.B.'s.). The UAB
strives to continue giving
students the activities they want.
One of the biggest issues the
UAB has to contend with now is
the recent problem with
C.A.B.'s. Due to student
misconduct C.A.B.'s future may
be jeopardized. Once the new
student center is completed, rules
pertaining to C.A.B.'s will be
much more strict. Thus, if
students want to keep C.A.B.'s
as part of the Clarion tradition,
something has to change. helped to create.
Kunkler is very proud of the Before taking on the position
U.A.B. and says/T've learned a of UAB president, Kunkler
"I've learned a lot and met
great contacts for the
future."
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Heather Kunkler, UAB
lot and met great contacts for the
future." Kunkler also says that
you get a "feeling of
accomplishment" every time you
watch or see something you've
served two semesters on the
UAB executive board as the
film/recreationsh chair. She also
serves as treasurer for the
National Broadcasting Society.
Valentine's Day is next week!
We've got it all!
* Roses
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Teddy Bears
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11 Ask A Stranger " band gains popularity
by Chad Fisher
Features Writer
"Ask A Stranger," Clarion
area's hottest rock band, is
accustomed to a hectic schedule.
Just this past November the band
performed at and won the 95 K-
Rock "Battle of the Bands." As
a result, they were awarded
fifteen hours of recording time in
Salem, Ohio at the Syndicate
Sound Studio. With hopes of
releasing another compact disc
soon, this came just in time.
But, let's not forget their present
nine song CD "Stranger Things
Have Happened." Presently, the
CD and cassette are on sale at
local National Record Marts and
is getting extensive airplay at
several local radio stations,
including Clarion University's
own 91.7 WCUC.
The album was definitely the
dawn of success for the band,
boosting them directly into clubs
within the tri-state area. All of a
sudden "Ask A Stranger" was
performing their own songs
along side the famous rock
classics they grew up listening
to. The songs from their album
gained immediate success and
shaped the band into what they
are today: well respected and
busy.
With the hectic schedule of
playing out at different clubs
throughout most of the week the
band has somehow found time to
appear at several college radio
stations in the area including
Edinboro and Clarion University.
This Friday night at 9 p.m. the
band will appear on WCUC for
the "Breakthrough Rock
Showcase."
Host IUP and 'Boro on Saturday
Women's hoop team wins 17th, at Gannon
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
During this cold winter season,
snow continues to fall every day,
and the fat man who lives down
the street is falling on the ice.
But the Clarion University
women's basketball team has yet
to fall. . . to anyone! In fact, the
ladies have been victorious in 17
straight! The team remained
undefeated this past week by
thrashing PS AC foe,
Shippensburg, to the tune of
107-66 and doing the same to
Gannon University, 81-60.
The Golden Eagles won
number "sweet sixteen" here at
Tippin, last Saturday, by blowing
the "Shipp" out of the water in
the second half. Both squads
were knotted at 25 with 7:53 to
go in the first half when the
"Lady Eagles" went on a mini-
surge. Starting forward Leatha
Dudeck was the spark. She hit
three straight buckets and in just
under four minutes Clarion held
a 10 point lead. At the half, the
Golden Eagles were up 50-38.
Dudeck was all over the court in
the first half, leading the team
with 1 1 points, 6 rebounds and 2
assists. Clarion exploded in the
second half, outscoring the
"Lady Raiders" 57-28. In the
second half onslaught, they shot
53% from the floor, 53% from
three point land and canned
every free throw. The second
half gave Clarion a 4 1 point
victory. Six Golden Eagles' hit
double figures in scoring. Tri-
captains' Dudeck, Shelly
Respecki and Jeannine Tyler led
the team "all-around." Dudeck
finished with 16 tallies, 10
rebounds and 7 assists, almost a
"triple-double." Lightening
quick at the point, Respecki
scored 14 and dished out 5
assists. Jeannine Tyler canned
18 points. She shot 6 for 8 from
the field and 6 for 6 from the
line. Amy Coon and Pam
Mountsier combined for seven
tri-fectors.
On Monday night, the women
travelled to the Hammermill
Center in Erie to take on Gannon
University. But the hammer fell
on the hosts as Clarion left town
with a 21 point victory (81-60).
The Golden Eagles didn't
display their normal "lights out
Carina Jones and the rest of the Lady Golden Eagles have been head and shouSsabove
the rest of the competition In the PSAC-West.
shooting" in this contest, but
stopped Gannon at the other end
of the court. The Golden Eagles
defense was enough to take a 44-
32 advantage into half time.
They gave Gannon a little
more of the same in the second
half coasting to the victory.
Gannon was held to only 33%
shooting from the field for the
contest
Head coach Margaret "Gie"
Parsons said a few weeks back
that she would like to hold her
opponents to under 65 points a
game. For the week, opponents
averaged 63 points. For the
season, Clarion is holding their
opponents to just under 70 a
game.
The offense on the other hand
shoots for 100 points per contest
and is helped by performances
like the one Carlita Jones gave
against Gannon. With the
absence of Jeannine Tyler, Jones
pounded in 28 points from inside
and battled the boards for 17
rebounds. Coming off of a poor
shooting game against
Shippensburg, sophomore sharp-
shooter Shannon Coakley
bounced back with 18 points and
9 boards. Coakley and Amy
Coon both had three treys each.
Clarion is 17-0 overall, 5-0 in
the PSAC west conference. The
Lady Golden Eagles are ranked
in the top ten in the NCAA
Division II polls. Coach Parsons
has said, though, that she is
"more worried about finishing
#1 in the conference than being
#7 in the (national) polls."
Currently the lady hoopsters
are demolishing their opponents
by an average of 30 points a
contest Their run and gun style
offense, capable of connecting
from anywhere on the floor is
very impressive and exciting.
Six players average in double
figures in scoring for Parsons,
who subs in and out quite a bit
keeping everyone fresh.
Shannon Coakley leads the team
with close to 17 points per game.
Leatha Dudeck has proven to be
"lethal" in every aspect of her
game thus far. She averages 14
.poinds .pet contest, and. pulls
down close to 10 boards.
Sophomore Amy Coon averages
12 points a game. "Cooner" and
Coakley are the three-point
specialists, thus far. Dudeck,
Pam Mountsier, and Susanne
Adams have also proved
accurate from this range.
In the middle, Jeannine Tyler
and freshman sensation Carlita
Jones are combining for over 20
points a game and each has aided
greatly in the 'bounds category.
Last but not least, the
"general" of the offense has
proven to be senior Shelly
Respecki. She has dished out
over 100 assists.
On the other side of the ball,
Clarion has thus far played
tenacious "D", often trapping
and creating easy lay-ups for the
offense. Dudeck leads the team
with close to 60 steals. Jones
has a team high 36 block shots.
As a whole, the team really
displays no one weakness.
Every player sees quality
minutes.
How far can this team go?
That's a question that coach
"Gie" Parsons will try to answer.
The consensus is that their 1990-
91 effort, of making it to the
NCAA Division II quarterfinals,
may not be enough to satisfy
them this time around. That
Golden Eagle squad was
dominant late in the year and
ended their season at 24-8,
before bowing out to Norfolk
State in the "Elite Eight"
tourney. But the 1991-92
version of the "high-flyin'"
squad is hungry for more.
In the 1988-89 season, the
Golden Eagles were a dismal 3-
23 and looked to Margaret "Gie"
Parsons to bring the team back to
life.
Two seasons later, Parsons, an
invaluable coaching staff, and
revitalized squad of young
sharp-shooters took this team all
the way to the "Elite Eight" of
the NCAA Division II. Now
they have the hopes of advancing
one more step. Presently,
standing in the way are PSAC
foes that are gunning for
Clarion's head.
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Grapplers win big over Syracuse
Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Golden Eagle wrestling
squad raised their record to 9-4
on the season Saturday night
with a 28-11 victory against the
Syracuse Orangemen at Tippin
Gymnasium.
CUP coach Bob Bubb was
pleased overall with the victory,
but noted that Syracuse was
missing a couple of their starters
due to injuries.
Coach Bubb also said that,
"The potential for a letdown was
there, with the team coming off
the big win in the PSAC
tournament last weekend. And
although some of the spark may
have been missing from the
squad, anytime you win seven of
nine matches and get a draw in
another, you're wrestling pretty
good."
Things started off even
between the two teams when in
the 118 pound weight class,
Clarion's Erik Burnett and
Syracuse's Drew Black wrestled
to a 1-1 draw.
But then at 126, Luke Shocklee
put the Golden Eagles in the lead
for good with a 4-1 decision over
Fred Fabbrini.
Steve Krouse and John Dasta
then notched two more victories
for Clarion at the 134 and 142
weight class, respectively.
Krouse won a 4-2 decision
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Scott Henry struggles with a Syracuse wrestler during
Saturday's match.
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Senior Scott Henry then got
things going again for the
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7 decision over Alex Teran at
158.
Henry's victory was followed
by two more decisions for CUP
from J.J. Stanbro (167) and
Justin Kuzemka (177).
Stanbro was a 4-3 winner over
Aaron Poster, and Kuzemka,
who was coming back from a
knee injury at the end of last
semester, beat Seamus Lyman,
10-4.
Golden Eagle Rob Sintobin
was then pinrted by highly
ranked Mark Kerr in the 190
bout. But it was too little, too
late for the visiting Orangemen.
Heavyweight Kurt Angle then
ended the evening by keeping his
undefeated season and number
one ranking in tact by scoring a
25-9 technical fall victory over
Mark Bateman.
The remainder of the season
provides some tough matches for
Clarion with teams like Pitt and
Lock Haven upcoming. But as
Coach Bubb said, "They are
teams that we can beat if we turn
it up a notch."
The Golden Eagles took on
Kent State Tuesday evening and
defeated the Golden Rash, 28-8.
Due to publishing deadlines, the
results from this match will not
be included.
The Golden Eagles will travel
to West Point on Saturday
afternoon to take on Army. They
will then travel to Pittsburgh
next Friday for an EWL match
with the Panthers.
The make-up date for the
match with Cleveland State,
which was cancelled due to bad
weather, will be rescheduled for
Thursday, February 20 at Tippin
Gymnasium.
The Cleveland State match is
one of only two remaining home
matches for Clarion. Lock Haven
is also scheduled to visit the
Golden Eagles on February 23.
Clarion is currently ranked in the
seventh slot in Division I.
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Some top names are now on Plan B list
Charles Kader
Contributing Writer
Well, football fans, the 1991-
92 season is officially in the
record books. How did your
team do (this question is not
aimed at all the instant Redskin
fans)? Don't worry, friends, the
equalizer of equalizers has been
published and help is soon on the
way for your favorite team.
That's right, the mother of all
garage sales is here. . . Plan B
free agency!
This year, 540 players were
declared unconditional free
agents by their respective teams.
Those teams could only protect
37 players on their rosters and
thus, the remaining players of
that team are allowed to
negotiate with any club, except
their own team, until April 1.
Teams signing these
unconditional free-agents need
not compensate the former
teams, unlike conditional free
agents.
Some notable veterans are
included on the Plan B list.
Many of these players are on the
list, because they have indicated
they will not move to other
teams, despite anticipated offers.
As anything could feasibly
happen between now and April
1, this article is more of a fantasy
shopping list than anything else.
Ernest Byner has the spoils from
being on such a list on his ring
finger now. I have made teams
for each conference of "blue-
chip" free-agents. These teams
would dominate any current Pop
Warner club. Beyond that, only
Paul Tagliabue could say.
AFC
Quarterback — Dave Krieg
(Seattle) and Mark Herrmann
(Indianapolis)
Running Back — James Brooks
and Ickey Woods (Cincinnati),
Tim Manoa (Indianapolis), Jamie
Mueller (Buffalo), Vance
Mueller (L.A. Raiders) and
Warren Williams (Pittsburgh)
Wide Receiver — Jeff Chadwick
(Seattle), Reggie Langhorne
(Cleveland), Drew Hill
(Houston), Jaime Holland (L.A.
Raiders), Jim Jensen (Miami)
and Chris Calloway (Pittsburgh)
Guard — Bruce Reimers
(Cincinnati), Sean Farrell
(Denver), Mitch Frerotte
(Buffalo) and Brian Blankenship
(Pittsburgh)
Tackle — Dean Steinkuhler
(Houston), Brian Blados and
Brian Baldinger (Indianapolis)
and Reggie McElroy (L.A.
Raiders)
Center — Mike Baab
(Cleveland) and Dean Caligure
(Pittsburgh)
Tight End — Pete Metzelaars
(Buffalo), Trey Junkin (Seattle),
Pete Holohan (Kansas City) and
Mike Mularkey (Pittsburgh)
Defensive Line — Tim Krumrie
(Cincinnati), Joe Nash (Seattle),
Bill Pickel (N.Y. Jets) and Keith
Willis (Pittsburgh)
Linebacker — Ray Bentley
(Buffalo), Carl Zander
(Cincinnati), Jerry Robinson and
Tom Benson (L.A. Raiders) and
Bryan Hinkle and David Little
(Pittsburgh)
Defensive Back — Sam Seale
(San Diego), Lewis Billups
(Cincinnati), Ronnie Lippett
(New England) and Delton Hall
and Shawn Vincent (Pittsburgh)
Safety — Lloyd Buruss, Deron
Cherry and John Hagy (Kansas
City), Thane Gash (Cleveland),
Martin Bayliss (San Diego), Fred
Marion (New England), Vann
McElroy (Seattle) and Leonard
Smith (Buffalo)
Special Teams — Brad Dalusio
and Steve Tasker (Buffalo),
Jason Staurovsky (New
England), Brian Hansen
(Cleveland) and Dan Stryzinski
(Pittsburgh)
NFC
Quarterback — Jim McMahon
(Philadelphia), Matt Cavanaugh
(N.Y. Giants), Jeff Rutledge
(Washington) and Stan Gelbaugh
(Phoenix, London Monarchs)
Running Back — Mike Rozier
(Atlanta), Darrin Nelson
(Minnesota), Johnny Bailey
(Chicago), Gerald Riggs
(Washington), O.J. Anderson
(N.Y. Giants) and Spencer
Tillman and Harry Sydney (San
Francisco)
Wide Receiver — Ron Brown
(L.A. Rams), Glen Kozlowski
and Dennis Gentry (Chicago),
Leo Lewis (Minnesota), Odessa
Turner (N.Y. Giants), Clarence
Weathers (Green Bay) and
Sanjay Beach (San Francisco)
Guard — Bruce Collie and Ron
Solt (Philadelphia), Mark
Adickes and Russ Grimm
(Washington), Billy Ard and
Reggie Singletary (Green Bay)
and Mark May (San Francisco)
Tackle — Stan Brock (New
Orleans), Jimbo Covert
(Chicago), Joe Jacoby
(Washington) and Jay Butler
(N.Y. Giants)
Center — Jeff Bostic
(Washington) and Guy Bingham
(Atlanta)
Tight End — Mickey Shuler
(Philadelphia), John Tice and
Hoby Brenner (New Orleans),
Zeke Mowatt (N.Y. Giants),
Brent Novoselsky (Minnesota),
Cap Boso (Chicago) and Don
Warren (Washington)
Defensive Line — Markus Korli
and Jacon Buck (Washington),
Jim Burt (Saw Frar.wisco) and
Jim Wilks (New Orleans)
Linebacker — Mike Singletary,
Mike Stoncbreaker, Jim
Morrissey and Ron Rivera
(Chicago), Jack Del Rio
(Dallas), Niko Noga (Detroit),
Aundray Bruce (Atlanta), Jock
Jones (Phoenix), Darin Jordan
(San Francisco) and Monte
Coleman (Washington)
Defensive Back — Dave
Ducrson (Phoenix), Manny
Hendrix (Dallas), Alonzo
Hampton (Tampa Bay), Jeff
Donaldson and Joe Fishback
(Atlanta), Maurice Douglass
(Chicago), Alvoid Mays
(Washington) and Everson Walls
(N.Y. Giants)
Pjfety _ Todd Bowles and Dave
Waymer (San Francisco), Bill
Bates (Dallas) and Clarence
Vaughn (Washington)
Special Teams — Vai Sikahema
(Green Bay), Mike Saxon
(Dallas), Mike Cofer and Joe
Prokop (San Francisco), Eddie
Murray (Detroit), Maury Buford
(Chicago) and Matt Bahr and
Gary Reasons (N.Y. Giants)
There is also a conditional
free-agent (contract expired
February 1) list to go along with
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would require some type of draft
pick compensation for the
dealing team. If I had a slew of
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1. Jim Lachcy (Washington)
2. Jerry Rice (San Francisco)
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7. Carl Banks (N.Y. Giants)
8. Marcus Allen (L.A. Raiders)
9. Mark Stepnoski (Dallas)
10. Winston "Swamp Thing"
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Golden Eagles crush Shippensburg
by Damon Avery
Sports Writer
Suffering from disappointing
losses, both on and off the court,
the Clarion University men's
hoop squad has had a roller
coaster season thus far. But after
pounding visiting Shippensburg
University, 95-60 Saturday
afternoon, the future looks a
little brighter.
Clarion was led by Roy
Bumoskey, who had a game high
27 points, including five three-
pointers and 23 first half points.
The Golden Eagles were also led
by sophomore Kwame Morton's
23 markers, which enabled
Clarion to beat up on Shipp all
afternoon, dominating every
aspect of the game. The game
started out slow with both teams
missing several easy shots. But
Clarion caught on fire. Scratch
that. Bumoskey caught on fire.
Clarion left Shipp behind with a
17-3 run at the 14:10 mark and
never looked back. Bumoskey
dropped in 12 of the 17 points on
the spurt Clarion dominated the
rest of the half, building its
biggest lead of 25 points on a
Bumoskey tri-fector with 38
seconds left in the half, making
the score 48-23. Shipp's Matt
Brown closed out the half,
hitting one free throw to make
the score 48-24.
The second half was much of
the same. The only difference
was Bumoskey cooling off and
Morton heating things up.
Morton cashed in 11 second half
points to pace Clarion. The
Golden Eagles built their largest
lead of the game, 81-38, after a
Mark McCarthy slam at the 9:28
mark. The closest Shipp could
come was within 32 points when
Matt Markle was given an easy
lay-up with 1:51 remaining in
the mismatch.
Markle led Shipp with 22
points and Brian Rehm added 14
markers. For Clarion, A J. Parker
and Steve Branch chipped in
with 10 points apiece for
support.
The victory gave Clarion a 1-1
record for the week. Last
Wednesday, the Golden Eagles
fell to 1-3 in the PS AC and 13-5
overall, after losing to the host
Bald Eagles of Lock Haven
University, 77-64. Clarion built a
six point lead with 11:23 left in
the first half. But Lock Haven,
led by Shon Crosby's 15 first
half points, went on an 11-0
spurt to take the lead, 26-25,
with 4:17 left in the half. The
two teams traded baskets the rest
of the half and found the score
knotted at 32.
In the second half, Lock Haven
took control of the contest. The
Bald Eagles went on a 28-8
surge and opened up a
commanding lead, 60-40 at the
7:00 mark. Clarion went on an
11-2 scoring spree late in the
game, but it wasn't enough as
Lock Haven held on for the
victory.
Lock Haven was led by
Crosby, who finished with a
game high 29 points and 16
rebounds. Tommy Johnson and
Don Ross added support with 15
and 12 points, respectively.
Steve Branch led Clarion in a
losing effort with 19 points and
10 boards, while Kwame Morton
cashed in 12 markers.
Clarion took on Slippery Rock
last night and will be playing
IUP at home on Saturday night.
Tip-off time is set at 8:00 p.m.
Clarion swimmers finish regular
season with victories over 'Boro
by Mike Kalinowski
Sports Writer
The Clarion University men's
and women's swimming teams
saw action last Saturday and
again on Monday. On Saturday,
the women crushed
Shippensburg, 151-90. However,
then men finished second in the
final race of the meet to lqse the
meet, 122-119.
In the men's loss, the Golden
Eagles took eight of 13 first
place finishes. Rick Bull and
Dan S toner were double winners.
In the women's meet on
Saturday, Cindy Wonka and
Justine Gibbons were three event
winners.
On Monday, both teams were
victorious over the Fighting
Scots of Edinboro University in
a dual meet held at Tippin
Natatorium. The women won,
138-89 and the men completed
the sweep, downing 'Boro, 151-
87.
The men finished the regular
season with a dual meet record
of 6-2. The women finished with
an impressive 7-1 mark, losing
only to the top ranked team in
the country, Oakland University.
Winners on Monday for the
women were Wonka in the 50
free-style, Gibbons in the 100
backstroke and Debbie Jones in
the 100 fly. In diving, it was
CUP's Debbie Kelly and
Stephanie Kent with wins in the
one meter and the high board,
respectively.
Double winners for the women
were Dina Maylor, Donna
Patrick and Denise Butterweck.
The men, 151-87 victors over
the Fighting Scots, watched Dan
S toner win three times, while
Dave Sheets, Chris Glenn and
Steve Darby were two event
winners.
Other winners for the men
were Keith Iwinski, Chad
Rimsky, Jeff Balcom and Mark
Keister.
The next event for both teams
is the PSAC conference meet. It
will be held February 19-22.
The men and women f s
swimming teams are hosting
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meet will be held February
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welcome our ten new associate
members: Sue. Jen, Julie, Merrilyn,
Missi, Amanda, Dawn, Amy, Lisa,
and Alyson. You girls are the best
and we love you.
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Sports Opinion
Side notes to a week in sports
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
There have been a number of
events that have happened over
the past week that are definitely
newsworthy. The dilemma lies in
trying to figure out what to write
about. But I couldn't figure out
what topic to discuss, so I am
going to give you a brief
overview on the week in sports. I
know you're probably thinking
that I am taking the wimp's way
out, but if you read this week's
commentary (pg. 4), you can
understand that it is hard to come
up with original ideas every once
in a while. So here it goes.
Barry Bonds has signed a one
year deal with the Pirates. Bonds
will earn $4.7 million in 1992,
which will make him the third
highest paid player in baseball. I
feel that Bonds deserves the
money awarded to him. He is
one of the best, if not the best,
players in the majors. It's great
to see that the Pirates are starting
to realize the importance of
Barry Bonds. Without him, they
will not win their third straight
pennant. With him, they have a
fighting chance. It doesn't matter
if his attitude stinks (according
to some). He should be judged
by what he does on the field.
Now, I know what you're
thinking. "Sure, Bonds did great
during the regular season, but he
chokes in post-season play." Let
me put your minds at ease.
Bonds will not bat below .200 in
the 1992 NLCS, and he will give
Pittsburgh the championship
they have been working to get
for the past five years.
Bonds' only friend (according
to reports), Bobby Bonilla made
news this week. The Mets
outfielder (or whatever position
he can play without making five
errors a game) has announced
that he will be starting a fund to
help sports programs in four
Bronx high schools, including
his alma mater, Lehman High.
Bonilla said that he will donate
$500 for each RBI he has in the
1992 season.
A part of me likes the idea and
admires Bonilla for trying to
make a difference in the lives of
inner-city youths. But the other
half of me wishes that Bonilla
ha's a horrible season and
finishes with under 50 ribbies.
That will still raise around
$25,000, but Bonilla will look
like a boob. Hopefully, Mets fans
will turn Bonilla into a Daryl
Strawberry, hating him no matter
what he does.
Speaking about sports heroes
people love to hate, Mike Tyson
is now on trial. This week, the
prosecution is trying its case. On
Monday, a witness said on the
stand that during the Miss Black
America pageant rehearsal,
Tyson was grabbing two
contestants in the rear, while
rubbing himself against another
contestant's breasts. While he
was doing this, he was allegedly
trying to pick up another
contestant
Is this humanly possible? I am
trying to imagine Tyson in this
awkward position, but I just
can't. First of all, what female in
their right mind would want to
be near a guy who is trying to
fool around with three women at
the same time? I am not saying
that Tyson didn't rape someone.
In fact, I think he did. But I also
think that everyone else
(testifying for the prosecution) is
trying to get some publicity. This
trial will go the full 12 rounds,
but Tyson will lose by decision.
It's time to talk about another
"violent" sport, football. Well,
it's not real football. It's just the
World League of American
Football. It has been reported
that the league is expanding. In
1992 , the Ohio Glory will be
participating in the WLAF.
It's not that I don't want
another minor league football
team. I just don't understand why
every expansion team from
every sport insists on having
names that are not plural. . . the
Orlando Magic, The Miami
Heat, and now the Ohio Glory.
Maybe this will be a new trend,
singular, yet plural nicknames.
To stay in violent sports, let's
talk about rugby. Reports from
England said that winger Martin
Leyland was in critical condition
after breaking his skull and two
vertebrae during a game.
Leyland was hurt when he
banged heads with one of his
teammates as they jumped for a
high ball.
I really sympathize with
Leyland, but I just can't
understand why men must prove
how macho they are by beating
the snot out of other men and
then calling that a sport. Please,
guys, put on some pads.
Now, it's time to go into the
world of racing. . . or is it
football again. Apparently, Jerry
Glanville, head coach of the
Atlanta Falcons, is going to try
his hand at NASCAR. Glanville
has been told by various
NASCAR drivers that he could
qualify for the Goodwrench 200
Series Grand National, February
29, at the North Carolina Motor
Speedway.
Isn't it appropriate that the
biggest hoopie. in America is
going to try the biggest hoopie
sport in America. . . surprise,
surprise, surprise.
Look forward to next week's
editorial. I hope to write about
something special, with pictures
and all.
Until next week. . .
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Volume 73, Issue 16 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 13, 1992
News Clips
- International-
ly LECHERE, France (AP) _ That $243 million
roll of the dice on the Winter Olympics by CBS looks
good- so far.
Network officials say they're off to a strong start in
the first two prime-time telecasts of the 16-day
spectacle. CBS reported a 14.5 preliminary rating and a
24 share for Saturday's opening ceremonies, virtually
identical to the 14.4-35 ABC posted in the *88 Calgary
Games.
The Calgary ceremonies were broadcast live in late
afternoon, while the '92 Albertville Games were taped
and played back in the United States from 8 p.m. to 11
p.m.
- National -
DETROIT (AP) _ Support for legalized doctor-assisted
suicide in Michigan has grown since Dr. Jack Kevorkian
I first helped an ailing woman end her life, a newspaper
said in a poll published today.
Fifty-eight percent of 310 people surveyed statewide
by the Detroit Free Press said they wanted a law that
would let physicians help the terminally ill commit
suicide.
An earlier poll conducted by the Free Press showed 45
percent of respondents supported the idea.
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- In This Issue
M
U
News
- Phone registration
Pg.7
- R.A. Convention
Pg.8
Features
- Black History Month
Pg.13
- Vocal Concert Review
Pg. 16
Sports
- Women's BB loses first
Pg.21
- All-Star Commentary
Pg. 24
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday - Mostly cloudy, rain. High 38
Saturday - Cloudy, possible rain. High 35
Sunday - Rain all day. High 40
Monday - Mostly cloudy, cooler. High 32
Tuesday - Partly sunny, rain possible. High 35
Wednesday - Partly sunny. High mid 30's
Pennsylvania and SSHE face
uncertain financial future
Deanna Raulston
Managing Editor
Clarion University faces a 3.5 percent
reduction in appropriations in 1992-93.
Governor Robert P. Casey made this
announcement in his Budget Message
on February 5.
The governor's higher education
budget would eliminate funding for
private, state-aided colleges and
universities and hold the line on funding
for public institutions such as the State
System of Higher Education.
In his speech Casey said, "All levels
of government and all institutions,
including higher education, must adopt
the same discipline. Economize.
Downsize. And eliminate all
unnecessary expenditures." However,
Casey feels that while funding higher
education, priority must be given to state
universities and institutions.
"The governor's forceful statement
that the Commonwealth must first
support its state-owned universities is
welcomed," said SSHE Board of
Governors Chairman F. Eugene Dixon.
"There will be tremendous challenges
for each of the universities in striving to
meet the 3.5 percent recommended
decrease in spending without passing a
substantial amount of these cost
reductions on to students."
Clarion University is currently
reviewing its budget outlook for the
next year. Slight increases in fees and
tuition, along with saving in personnel
costs are expected to assist CUP in
developing a balanced budget plan.
According to Wayne Key, interim vice
president for finance and administration
at Clarion University, the budget
shortfalls go beyond the 3.5 percent cut
in state appropriation. Key says that
Clarion is looking at a potential $3.85
million problem in its budget resulting
from the changes being made at the state
level.
In addition to the proposed 3.5 percent
cut of state appropriation for next year,
the Board of Governors of SSHE
presented an $11 million reduction for
the State System in its 1992-93 budget
request. This reduction means a
reduction of $702,000 at Clarion
University.
"We welcome Governor Casey's
support of its state-owned universities
mentioned in his budget statement," said
Clarion University President Diane L.
Reinhard. "However, we are facing a
tremendous challenge at Clarion
University in meeting the demands of
reduced funding without passing a
substantial amount of these cost
reductions on to our students."
Reinhard agrees that Clarion must
participate in the downsizing and
economizing suggested by Governor
Casey.
Some of the reductions in Clarion's
budget will also come from increased
efficiency and a 15 percent cut from
purchases and other regular expenses
from the current year levels.
Opportunities for savings also exist in
personnel areas with the recent
retirement of 40 employees under the
Mello Bill. There will also be a close
review of all position vacancies. A
review of intercollegiate sports is also
being conducted. However, according
to Provost John Kuhn, "We should be
able to meet the challenges of this
budget scenario and not change
dramatically the offerings of Clarion
University."
Associated Press
Pennsylvania Governor Robert Casey announced, last week, his
proposed budget.
Borough Police investigate
attempted rape of CUP student
Clarion Borough Police are
investigating a sexual assault which
occurred on East Main Street, Clarion,
near Wilkinson Hall at about 3:10
a.m., Sunday, February 9.
A white female student, 22 years
old, was accosted while walking on
the south curb of East Main St. The
suspect is a white male, medium
height, thin build, with straggly long
light colored hair.
The suspect was walking past the
victim when he turned and grabbed her
from behind, forcing her to accompany
him behind the University Apartments
where he committed an mdecent
assault. Police are classifying this
assault as an attempted rape. The
victim avoided further assault by
pleading with the suspect. Borough
Police were assisted in the
investigation by Clarion University
Public Safety Officers.
Clarion Police arc requesting that
anyone with information regarding
this assault, incidents of "window
peeping" or harassment by strangers in
the recent past, call the police
immediately.
-courtesy of Clarion
Borough Police
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Will you be one of the 640,000
Americans confronted by a gun
in 1992, one of the 9,200
handgun murder victims, or one
of the 15,000 wounded and
possibly crippled by a gun? If so
you can be comforted by the gun
culture's cry that, "Guns don't kill
people." Obviously this slick
sounding but meaningless slogan
speaks to the thoughtless, but
hardly to the dead or the
wounded. A hand without a
trigger never fired a shot.
A myth constantly propounded
by the gun culture is that we need
a gun for protection, although to
have one often escalates a
confrontation. It may well be
that the gun lovers or addicts
have that view for reasons other
than rational ones. I suggest that
subconsciously they usually have
some deep inner insecurity that
demands they seek comfort by
possessing a deadly weapon.
Gun supporters begin with a
conclusion, namely that a gun
makes one secure. However, a
gun, especially a handgun, is a
very poor defensive weapon.
Defenders are invariably taken
by surprise, probably trembling
in great fear, usually with their
weapon not only out of reach, but
destined to be aimed badly. Even
so, a gun kept for protection is
six times more likely to kill
someone you know rather than an
attacker. For every person killed
by a burglar or intruder, 43
relatives and acquaintances of the
"defender" will die. And for
every criminal killed by a
handgun defender, 118 innocents
die in handgun murders,
accidents and suicides. The
British, Canadians and Japanese
are not armed as we are, yet their
homes and streets are far safer.
The National Rifle Association
and the gun culture seek refuge
in the Second Amendment,
which states, "A well regulated
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militia being necessary to the
security of a free state, the right
to keep and bear arms shall not
be infringed."
How can one read that and
argue that the "right" pertains to
anything other than the
maintenance of militia?
Recently retired Supreme Court
Justice Lewis Powell, a
conservative appointed by
Nixon, has said, "It is not easy
to understand why the Second
Amendment, or the notion of
liberty, should be viewed as
creating a right to own and carry
a weapon that contributes so
directly to the shocking number
of murders in our country." He
blamed the soaring U. S. murder
rate in large part to the
availability of handguns. Powell
(Cont.onpg. 4)
My thoughts this week have
not been on my studies, or on the
paper.
Which is unfortunate since I
had tests in five classes.
My thoughts this week have
been those of remembrance.
Remembrance of my father.
Yesterday marked one year to
the day he died.
This may sound a bit strange,
but not a day goes by that I don't
think about all of the good times
we had together. Or of how hard
it was for him near the end. Or
how much of a blessing it was
that he died when he did, and
was relieved of all the pain that
he was in.
Hopefully, I was able to hide
my grief well enough so that
none of my friends noticed.
Although, I was particularly
pleasant and a nice person this
week.
I feel a great deal of regret in
the fact that my relationship with
my father wasn't better. We very
seldom argued, and saw eye-to-
eye on many issues, but our
relationship was always a bit
detached.
But I must say, the time We
spent together was great.
I always looked forward to
sitting down and watching a
Pirate or Steeler game with him,
or even attending the games and
keeping score in the officially
licensed scorebooks they sold at
the stadium. Those scorebooks
of which, I kept every one,
represent a major part of my
memories with dad.
Nonetheless, I'm thankful I
have those almost 21 years of
memories to get me through the
next 70+ years of my life.
Recently, I did something I
never thought I'd be able to do.
I went to his grave alone for
the first time.
Perhaps, I'm starting to get
over his death and beginning to
accept, in some ways, I said that
I'm accepting.
Although, I still have a hard
time accepting the fact that dad
is gone and that I'll never see
him again.
Throughout the past year, I
was able to take solace in one
fact though. The fact that since
he is in Heaven above, he's
looking out for me, and giving
me that wee bit of extra
protection when I do or say those
dumb things.
"Dad, I love you and even
though I didn't say it all that
much while you were here to
hear it. . . I love you and miss
you very much."
Until next week. . .Farewell.
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Crime-free
Society?
Dear Editor:
Robberies, drug dealings,
rapes- they just don't happen in
Clarion, at least not in my
opinion. Think about it. What
other reason could possibly
explain the crackdown on
jaywalkers by the Clarion
Borough Police? Jaywalkers?!!
Living in Pittsburgh for 22
years has given me an idea about
what crime is. I'll share with
you what it isn't: Jaywalking.
Larger cities wisely spend their
police power, time and money on
investigating felonies. Why is
Clarion different? The answer
seems obvious. There are no
felonies or other crimes in which
to investigate. That must leave
jaywalking next on the list.
Now don't you feel comforted
knowing that we live in a no
crime area? I know that I do.
According to the Clarion Call's
January 30 issue, there are three
pedestrian violations that are of
concern. These include
pedestrians crossing at areas
other than the crosswalks,
pedestrians crossing against red
lights, and (my favorite)
pedestrians walking or standing
on the highways.
I believe that I am the typical
student in saying that as I'm
running (literally) to class,
already five minutes late, my last
worry is trying to find a
crosswalk. Besides, on the
occasional day that I'm not late,
the nearest crosswalk is still
blocks out of my way.
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Everyone knows not to cross
against the red light, especially
in a big metropolitan area such
as Clarion. It's best to stare at an
empty street than to cross it and
save a few moments of a college
student's precious time.
The third concern of walking
or standing on highways is too
ridiculous to even bother with a
comment.
Another factor that intrigues
me is that students are blamed
for the problem (also stated in
the Call). Name one college
student that can afford a $30 to
$85 fine. The university already
has all of our money!! But I
suppose that it's more profitable
to take students' money and not
the locals' money. Wouldn't you
business majors agree?
I would also inquire to what
constitutes a $30 fine as opposed
to a $80 fine. Maybe one would
be issued an $85 fine for
standing or walking on the
highway! Is it possible that the
borough would have the gall to
charge a student $85 for crossing
the street? The answer is 'yes'
according to recent articles.
I guess that this is what we
must contend with because, after
all, we are just students!
-Lori A. Redondo
Senior Sped/ Hab Sci Major
Greeks Do
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Dear Editor:
I am writing concerning the
article that was written in the
January 23, 1992 issue of the
Clarion Call entitled "Are We
Really Recycling?" I was
appalled at the fact that Mr.
Mikula feels that all fraternity
and sorority houses do not
recycle at this university. There
is proof that sorority houses that
are in the Clarion Borough do
have recycling bins that are
presently, properly following the
recycling procedure.
Greek life is being looked
upon completely negatively.
There are many activities that
both sororities and fraternities
participate in that benefit the
community. For example, the
adopt-a-highway program that
both many sororities and
fraternities participate in show*
concern by volunteering and
cleaning up litter in our county.
Greek organizations also sponsor
speakers and workshops that
inform the community about
such important topics as AIDS,
sexual harrassment and date
rape. We also sponsor an adopt-
a-acre program in the tropical
rain forests which definitely
benefits Mother Earth and
preserving our world. This past
winter we also sponsored a
clothing drive in which we
collected bags and bags of
clothing that were distributed to
the needy of the community.
Many people feel and do look
upon Greek life in a negative
manner. One should also realize
that we play a big part in
working within the community.
Wc are concerned about the
environment too. If one would
know of members of the Greek
community that are not
participating, please bring it to
our attention so we can solve this
problem together, as a whole.
Though our part may be small, it
counts, and we will try our very
best to make a difference.
-The Panhellenic Council
The
"Real" War
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Dear Editor:
On a recent Sunday, " Sixty
Minutes" (CBS-TV) covered the
devastating story of the
"mysterious" young Kuwaiti girl
who had testified before a House
committee that Iraqi soldiers had
dumped babies from their cribs
in Kuwaiti hospitals and
proceeded to bayonet them to
death.
The STORY WAS FALSE. It
was repeated by many
congressmen and retold by
George Bush at his CIA-lying
best at least ten times to brow-
beat the public into supporting a
needless war that negotiations
could easily have avoided.
However, this was simply typical
of a great deal of government
and media propaganda,
censorshop, deceit and
disinformation that bamboozled
us into still another war just as
was done to "justify our blood-
letting in Vietman, Nicaragua,
Grenada and Panama.
(cont. on pg. 4)
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Reader Responses. . .
(Cont. from pg. 3)
The media with all its
resources failed to check out her
background. Congressman John
Porter (R-Illinois), who sat on
the committee, failed to ask her
name or how she got the "story."
Her tearful tale of crib babies
launched a thousand shops and
planes, and helped fly thousands
of flags and yellow ribbons by
gullible Americans as several
hundred thousands bled or died.
This fifteen year old girl was
actually the daughter of part of
the royal family of Kuwaiti. One
of the largest PR firms in
Washington was paid a multi-
million dollar fee by the Emir to
fabricate and circulate- this
miserable and costly tale.
Now, a year later, one thousand
American boys are dead or
wounded; over 950,000 Iraqi
children under five suffer
malnutrition, over 50,000 have
already died of malnutrition or
disease, the infrastructure of Iraq
lies in ruins to cause further
misery, and all the result of this
needless war and the embargo
which George Bush enforces
even to this day.
Yes, the Emir of Kuwait is
back on his gold-plated toilet
seat, courtesy of George Bush
and the U.S. Army, the
environment of the Gulf region
has been set back one hundred
years; there is no democracy in
Kuwait, Saudi Arabia or Iraq,
and the American taxpayers are
out another seven billion dollars
that should have gone to basic
needs.
Meanwhile "the mother of all
battles" is taking place in the
USA, with a continuing
recession, a crumbling economy,
over eleven million unemployed,
deteriorating cities and
infrastructure, major plant
closings and U.S. multi-national
firms sending their factories
overseas.
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Black
History
Awareness
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Dear Editor:
Just in case you haven't
realized or don't care, February
is Black History Month. As an
African-American student, I feel
it is vitally important that my
culture is shared with the
majority students, to clear up the
stereotypes that one has of the
black culture.
The Clarion Call was notified
in advance of the idea of having
African-American historical
figures represented in the
newspaper each week for the
month of February. We thought
this would be a way of showing
the numerous contributions that
African-Americans have made to
society. Unfortunately, students
on this campus and elsewhere
fail to see that there is more to
the contributions of African-
Americans besides the Michael
Jordan's and/or the MC
Hammer's. I firmly believe that
the Clarion Call is contributing,
whether knowingly or
unknowingly, to the ignorance
on this campus. If we are to be a
multi-cultural campus the paper
should represent the views of
many students on campus, not
just what the newspaper staff
feels is important. Harry, the
editor of the Call stated on
Monday, February 3 "if you
bring the article(s) down right
now, then it will be placed in the
upcoming edition." This was
done, but to no avail was the
article published. When
approached, Harry said the
Features Editor said "there
wasn't enough room in the
paper." I mean really, couldn't
they come up with a better
excuse th^n that!
We, the African-American
students at Clarion, are simply
asking for one month where we
can let our historical figures
shine in the spotlight. This
subject is vital to the uplifting of
our university, not just for the
sake of the African-American
students. It seems like we, the
African-American students, are
being punished for wanting to
teach the majority students more
about our culture. Can we help
it if our educational systems only
teach the majority about Dr.
Martin Luther King Jr. and the
enslavement of the black family?
It's bad enough that we, the
African- American students, have
the responsibility of submitting
the autobiographies. I would
think the newspaper staff would
make the subject a top priority
and include sketches themselves.
I'm sure if the school calendar
can include "Ciean Off Your
Desk Day," there should be no
reason why a historical African-
American can't be included.
I hope in issues to come you
show the. African-American
students here in Clarion that their
historical Black figures are
important to the Clarion Call
staff and the majority of
students.
•Tina Stallworth
Political Actions
Chairperson
African-American
Student Union
The Clarion Call - 2-13-92 - Page 5
Hide Park .
(cont. from pg. 2)
noted that, "During the Vietnam
War 58,021 Americans were
murdered, over 70,000 with
firearms." Any reasonable
interpretation of the Amendment
does not provide a "right" to
own a gun, nor does it justify
thousands of needless bloody
killings.
The President's Commission
on Law Enforcement in 1967
noted that the "U.S. Supreme
Court and lower federal courts
have consistently interpreted this
Amendment... not as a guarantee
of an individual's right to keep
or carry firearms." Aside from
that, the Constitution has always
evolved to meet the needs of the
time. Those who still harbor the
notion that a gun is essential
simply live in a time when
personalgun ownershop is no
linger sane, reasonable,
responsible, ormeaningful.
Sanity demands an end to the
annual 10,000 handgun
murders, to the 25,000 air rifle
injuries and deaths, to the
slaughter of dozens now carried
into the schools by students. The
amount of blood being shed is
increasing each passing year.
An outriught ban on handguns,
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assault weapons and air rifles
will eventually remove the great
majority of these dangerous toys
and needless bloody killers from
our homes and streets. And
there is no reason to believe that
the hunter's gun, even assuming
that hunting might sometimes be
justified, cannot be held more
safely in the possession of a
"sporting" club or neutral agency
for most of the year.
A gun in every bedroom closet
may provide some superficial
but needless satisfaction; an
occasional hour of target
shooting, a misleading sense of
security, or the sense of power
that sometimes goes with the
ability to kill, but nothing worth
trading for our very lives and
limbs.
As Gore Vidal said recently,
"I have just done something
more rare than people suspect —
stated the obvious."
Mr. Ken Emerick
is a retired member of the
Carlson Library faculty
Media struggles with coverage in Dahmer case
MILWAUKEE (AP) - Like the
doctors who differ on whether
Jeffrey Dahmer is insane, news
organizations disagree whether
all the grisly details of how he
mutilated young males and had
sex with corpses should be
reported.
s The entire thing has been
about sex and violence. It is
almost impossible to edit
around," said Fred D'Ambrosi,
news director of WISN-TV in
Milwaukee. "Sometimes you
pick the least repulsive way."
Some media reporting
Dahmer's killing spree as it is
retold in a Milwaukee courtroom
have sanitized the shocking gore,
seeking to convey the essence of
Dahmer's deeds without giving
each gruesome detail.
But other news organizations
have held back nothing, saying
the public appreciates the
bizarreness of the case and needs
specifics to understand Dahmer's
sick mind.
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"A lot of people are beyond
being shocked," said Editor
Keith Spore of the Milwaukee
Sentinel, which devoted two
pages to Dahmer's confession
and has been reporting virtually
all details of the crimes as they
come out in court.
the London Daily Mirror sent
free-lance reporter Jim Gallagher
back to New York after the first
week of the trial, and published
few stories he wrote while in
Milwaukee.
The testimony was too gory,
much of it had been reported
earlier and there was more
important domestic news to
report, foreign editor Mark
Dowdney said.
The Washington Post has used
descriptive testimony within
reason, assistant national editor
Bill Elsen said.
"There have only been a
couple of things we paraphrased
in stories rather than quoting the
testimony or the lawyers," he
said.
For example, the Post reported
that Dahmer said he took a skull
and body parts to work but did
not specifically say the body
parts were genitals, Elsen said.
USA Today reporter Debbie
Howlett said she and her editors
agreed before the trial started that
most "vile details" would not be
necessary to tell the story. She
has used some specifics
including that Dahmer said he
put steak sauce on the flesh he
cooked and ate _ in her stories,
but not in the first few
paragraphs, she said.
The trial to determine whether
Dahmer, 31, was insane when he
killed 15 young males enters its
third week Monday.
Dahmer, called a * x scxual
maniac" by his lawyer, confessed
he drilled holes in heads of
unconscious males, masturbated
over dead bodies, had sex with
corpses, butchered the bodies, in
some cases eating their muscle
and hearts.
The defense contends he was
obsessed by uncontrollable urges
to have sex with dead men and
killed to gain that pleasure.
Prosecutors say Dahmer killed
out of selfish lust and could
control his behavior.
David Schulz, executive of
Milwaukee County government,
said the Milwaukee media have
gone too far in reporting the trial,
serving up a ~ poisonous Dahmer
cocktail" that could cause a
"collective community psychic
suicide."
Repeated reports of such
deviant behavior shows a "clear
lack of respect bordering on
contempt for the values of
family, home and human
conduct," Schulz wrote in a
letter to eight Milwaukee media
organizations.
One Milwaukee radio station,
WOKY-AM, described trial
testimony as ""pure
pornography" and promised not
to expose listeners to offensive
material.
The only Milwaukee television
station carrying gavel-to-gavel
coverage of the insanity trial
displays a small red dot on the
screen to warn viewers that
testimony might be offensive.
Cable television's Court TV,
has televised about 80 percent of
the Dahmer trial and has deleted
nothing, said Merrill Brown,
senior vice president of program
development.
Medical experts have presented
details of Dahmer's acts in
"pretty vanilla language ... It is
not profane," he said. "People
have to understand what
happened here."
The Chicago Sun-Times did not
print testimony about Dahmer
eating a bicep and likening it to
beef because the revelation was
"clearly revolting," said
executive editor Mark Nadler.
'To convey the impact of the
horror, you had to include some
of the facts, some of the details,"
Nadler said. "Having done that
in opening coverage, we have
since toned it back."
Last week, he said, the
newspaper gave more prominent
play to testimony in Mike
Tyson's rape trial in Indianapolis,
a story media executives say is
more dramatic, more mysterious
and has more social value than
Dahmer's.
Cable News Network, which
presented live coverage of the
William Kennedy Smith rape
trial in Florida, does live reports
from the Dahmer trial but hasn't
shown live testimony.
Since Dahmer pleaded guilty
but insane to the slayings, the
mystery is gone, and the
testimony is "extremely
distasteful," said CNN
spokesman Sven Haarhoff.
Paul Hogan, a reporter for
Chicago's WMAQ-TV, said his
stories use general terms only _
sex with corpses, necrophilia,
zombies.
"I don't think it's censorship,"
he said. "People don't need to
know the details and people don't
want to know."
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Students re-examine sexual attitudes
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listened to tales of Long Dong
Silver and pubic hair on Coca-
Cola cans during the Clarence
Thomas Supreme Court
confirmation, students across the
country also began re-examining
their own attitudes towards
sexual harassment.
Many female students have
been active in fighting sexual
harassment for years. But
recently, a growing number of
male students have become
active in the feminist movement
by forming male anti-sexism
groups on campus to fight what
they view as no longer solely "a
woman's issue."
"I think the men's groups are a
very positive sign,"' says
Rosemary Dempsey, the action
vice president of the National
Organization of Women (NOW).
"I think only men can change
other men's behavior. What
they're doing is a healthy
reaction to the incredible
increase of sexual crime and
violence that has occurred in the
last 10 years."
While many men's groups are
taking direct action on their
campuses by holding protests or
demonstrations against sexism,
others are seeking to educate
their fellow classmates.
Wanting to help end their own
gender's harassment and
degradation of women, men's
anti-sexism groups from several
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Boston colleges and universities
joined more than 100 college
women and faculty members in a
demonstration last October 14
outside a pornographic video
store that recently opened in the
vicinity of three women's
colleges.
Male students from schools
including Harvard University,
Tufts University and Wheelock
College took part in the protest
organized by the Women's
Alliance Against Pornography.
"If men don't speak out against
pornography, then it will be the
sexist, abusive and violent men
who speak for all men," says
Jackson Kaatz, a member of
"Harvard Anti-Sexist Men."
Jackson says that because men
produce, sell and buy
pornography, it is up to men to
stop it.
Wheelock College professor of
Women's Studies Gail Dines, one
of the organizers of the protest,
welcomes men's support.
"Men have to confront other
men about their collaboration
with the pornographers," says
Dines. According to Dines,
studies show that pornography
increases the rate of rape and
aggression by men towards
women.
According to Kaatz, the
purpose of men's anti-sexism
groups is not to take over the
women's movement, but rather
to make men more responsible
for their actions. "Violence
should not be what being a man
is about." Kaatz says.
Harvard Anti-Sexist Men have
organized speak-outs at high
schools and colleges, distributed
leaflets at sporting events and are
planning to commemorate the
December 6 Montreal Massacre
of 1989, in which a man killed
all the female students in a
technical school classroom. A
letter later found in his pocket
blamed feminists for their
actions.
"We think it is appropriate for
us to commemorate the event
because the massacre took place
on a college campus," says
Kaatz. "Now more than ever it's
time for men to stand up and
defend the women's movement."
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A meeting will be held
February 18, 1992 in the
conference room at
Keeling Health Center in
regard to organizing a
Student Health Advisory
Board at Clarion
University.
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input will be appreciated.
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The Clarion Call - 2-13-92- Page 7
Innovative pre-registration process to be used this semester
by Larry McEwan
News Writer
Clarion University received its
first look at its new registration
process on Tuesday, February 4.
The Voice Response Telephone
Registration System (TelReg)
will go into effect during this
semester's pre-registration
process for the fall 1992 and the
1992 summer session.
The system is designed to let
students register for classes over
the phone from virtually
anywhere in the world as long as
a touchtone phone is used.
The demonstration given by
Mr. Doug Bills, Office of the
Registrar, and Mr. Thomas
Gusler, Assistant Academic Vice
President, showed what the
system could do and how to
handle problems that might arise.
As in the past, students must
first see their advisor before
registering. An advisor will be
able to hold up registration if a
student does not have their
schedule approved.
After the student sees their
advisor they can register at then-
designated time. Students will
become eligible to use the
system at a specific date and
time based on earned credit
hours and last name. About 45
students (35 for sophomores and
freshmen) will be able to use
TelReg each hour from noon
until 9:00 p.m., Monday through
Scott Dillon/Clarion Call
Now, a touch tone telephone is all one needs to pre-register for classes.
Thursday and from noon until
4:00 p.m. on Friday.
Graduate students will be able
to schedule anytime between
9:00 a.m. to 10:00 a.m. (except
Friday) on the date they become
eligible also based on last name.
Once a student becomes
eligible, he or she has the rest of
the pre-registration period in
which to schedule. Those who
call the TelReg systme before
their time will not be processed.
Students will then call a
Four students injured
in campus car accident
A driver and three
pedestrians were injured in a
two-car accident at 1:57 p.m.
last Thursday, February 6 in
the parking lot of Marwick-
Boyd Fine Arts Building at
Clarion University.
According to Clarion
University Public Safety
officers, Angela Bressler of
Selinsgrove was blinded by
the sun while driving west
through the parking lot and
struck a car driven south by
Keith Balesk of Beaver Falls.
Balesk's car was spun around
by the impact and struck
three female pedestrians,
Stephanie Leadbetter of
Strattanville, Diana Peters of
Strattanville, and Grace Bish
of Mayport. All persons
involved in the accident are
Clarion University students.
Balesk and the three
pedestrians were all
transported to Clarion
Hospital by ambulance.
Public Safety Officers are
still investigating the
accident. It is estimated by
Public Safety Officers that
both vehicles in the accident
sustained moderate damage.
-Courtesy of Public Affairs
specified telephone number and
enter their student identification
number and pin number. Pin
numbers will be the month and
year a student was born.
At this time the system will tell
the student if they have any hold
flags or if they can register. If a
student has a hold flag, it will
tell them where to call to clear
up the problem.
Courses can then be entered
into the system by using codes
that will be found in the class
schedule listing.
The computer will tell students
if a class is closed or if there is a
time conflict. It will offer
alternative times that the closed
class is available. Students can
also drop and add classes during
the pre-registration process once
they have completed schedules.
Activites that cannot be
processed by using TelReg
include auditing a class, entering
closed or reserved sections,
scheduling co-ops, internships or
co-requisite activities, a credit
overload (taking more than 18
credits), independent
study/individualized instruction,
mixed career courses
(undergraduates wanting to take
graduate courses and vice versa),
students with physical
impairments and time conflicts.
Students with physical
impairments who are unable to
use the TelReg system may
register in the dean's office in
Still Hall.
When the student finishes
entering their courses they can
conclude the call by pressing a
final code.
A computer will be set up in
the library so students can get a
copy of their schedule. Again
the student identification number
must be entered and a computer
will print out the schedule.
Advisors will receive copies of
their students' schedules for
review after early registration
has ended. Those in authority
retain the right to remove
students from any classes for
which they are not academically
qualified or for which they lack
the required pre-requisite or co-
requisite courses.
March 23 is the first day
students can call the system to
find out if they have any hold
flags.
When asked how he thought
the students would respond to
the new system Bills stated, "I
feel they will respond
positively."
Mr. Gusler added, "It may
take a little longer the first time
they use it, but usually it takes
five minutes or less to register."
Other schools currently using
the system are Towson State
University of Maryland, the
University of Alabama, and
Indiana University of
Pennsylvania.
Forum held concerning CAB f s
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
An open forum, sponsored by
the University Activities Board
(UAB), will be held on
Wednesday evening, February 19
in order to find a solution to the
weekly disruptions at Clarion's
Alternative to Bars (CAB's).
UAB needs to formulate a
proposal to prevent the fighting
which seems to occur almost
weekly.
Without a solution, CABS may
be permanently canceled.
Dave Tomeo, director of UAB,
needs a solution before CABS is
moved to the new student center.
"There will be very strict rules
once CABS is moved," said
Heather Kunkler, president of
UAB. "There will be absolutely
no alcohol or disturbances
allowed. We are trying to set up
that atmosphere now."
UAB tried to come up with a
plan last semester but none was
agreed upon.
Kunkler feels that students
should be a part of the decision
and therefore, encourages
students to attend the forum
because, "We need student
opinion."
UAB is also asking for the
opinions of public safety and the
faculty.
A possible solution which has
already been discussed by UAB
is to charge admission. Another
idea was to show ID at the door.
"I hope this forum will get the
students to come and tell us what
they want," said Kunkler.
Until a solution is found to
alleviate the problem, CAB's
will be canceled indefinitly.
The forum will be held from
7:30 to 9:30 p.m. in room 63 in
Pierce.
Page.8 - The Clarion Call - 2-13-92
R.A. convention held at CUP for state schools
by Kelley Mahoney &
Dorilee Raybuck
News Writers
This past weekend, over two
hundred and seventy student
resident assistants attended the
"University Connection" held on
Clarion's campus for the first
time. The "University
Connection" is the ninth annual
convention held for the RA's
from 14 different state colleges.
The convention presented
workshops on such things as
leadership skills, handling
bisexuality in the resident halls,
stereotyping and the differences
between rural versus urban
cultures.
Members of the university and
several RA's presented the
workshops.
Ralph Watkins, assistant to the
president for Social Equity,
presented a workshop called
"Dare to be Great." Watkins
used a lot of humor during the
presentation of his session which
concentrated on developing a
positive self image and
encouragement for aspiring to
one's goals. Watkins told his
audience that "success is not
cheap and it is not easy." He
also told the delegates that
"successful people have only one
common thread and that is they
work."
There was a variety of
scheduled events which made it
easier for the the interaction of
the RA's including such events
as a volleyball and basketball
game, a banquet where each
individual school brought a
sweatshirt and mug to be raffled
off and, to go along with their
theme, "Go for the Gold," an
Olympic ceremony was held
where all of the fourteen state
school flags waved in harmony.
"It was very beneficial," said
resident director and this year's
conference coordinator, Jamie
Bero. "The student interactions
were at the receptions and also
each RA was to live with another
RA from another school for the
two day conference."
The initial expectations were to
present learning programs for the
RA's; « for them to receive
different outlooks on other
programs; and for the RA's to get
a better perspective on dealing
with certain uneasy or stressful
issues.
"We've had nothing but
positive comments," said Bero.
"We've had the best variety and
qualities seen here at the
conference than at past
conferences held elsewhere."
Upon interacting with the other
RA's, Clarion's resident directors
commented that they enjoy being
an RA here in Clarion and were
glad not to be anywhere else.
"Out staff feels that it's better
here. They are refreshed and are
showing new energy towards
holding new programs next
year," said Bero.
Some of these new programs
include games to get the freshean
familiar with the campus and
also new staff building exercises
between each other.
The policies of the visiting
RA's were different as some staff
members can't leave the building
from 7:00 p.m. to 7:00 a.m. the
next day. Others have what they
call "suicide weekends," where
the RA can't leave for the entire
weekend. Others don't have
their meal plan paid for.
RA's at Clarion are offered a
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
RA's play a large part in maintaining student welfare.
single room, meal plan and an
additional $60 in cash.
"I was glad to hear that our
RA's like being here," said Bero.
"We've gotten excellent, positive
reviews from our attendants and
everyone enjoyed the
convention. We were pleased
with the outcome."
STAR sponsors rape informational seminar
by Debbie Huffman &
Sherry White
News Writers
A seminar on rape and sexual
harassment for all members of
the college and community was
held on February 9-11. Ron
Matsko-Ensel, an education
coordinator at Bloomsburg
Women's Center, was the main
speaker at the seminar. Matsko-
Ensel presented programs and
lectures, geared towards
students, on acquaintance rape
and sexual harassment in order
to raise awareness. Three
students and an employee from
the Bloomsburg Women's Center
aided Matsko-Ensel by acting
out dramatic scenes which dealt
with the issues at hand.
The workshops were presented
to different organizations on
campus such as STAR, the
greeks and the PCOSH/panel
advisors. The Clarion
community and the general
student body were also invited to
attend.
During the greeks program, the
Bloomsburg actors played out a
series of events which lead to
acquaintance rape. Students
witnessed how a rapist might go
through denial and were then
able to question the actors
concerning their parts between
skits.
Throughout the three day
event, the actors played many
scenes one of which included the
effects of alcohol and rape. The
actors set up a scenario where
two college women were raped
by the same man at a party
where there was heavy drinking;
The girls were in and out of
consciousness from their alcohol
intake during the assault. A
discussion was held after the
performance about the situation.
Matsko-Ensel said, "Just because
your drinking, doesn't call for
rape." A rapist doesn't have to
be drunk at a party because as
Matsko-Ensel said, "Alcohol
does not cause men to rape and
it's never the victim's fault. He
made the choice."
Matsko-Ensel went on to say
that risk reduction is one way to
control the situation. When a
person goes to a party, he has to
be in control by watching the
alcohol intake and by having
friends watch out for each other.
"Men target someone who is
drunk. They get women drunk
so they are more vulnerable."
According to statistics, one in
four women will be victims of
rape at least once in their
lifetime and 55 percent of the
rapists get away with it.
If there is force, threat or if a
person is not conscious and gives
no consent to having sex, it is
considered rape in Pennsylvania.
According to Matsko-Ensel,
the workshops went over very
well. The group has presented
their program to high schools
and hopes to tour other college
campuses.
1992 graduates:
Career Services has information on a variety of
employment opportunities with the
Commonwealth of Pa. A list of civil service
exams currently open for application or
projected to open this year is available for
review.
The Clarion Call - 2-13-92- Page 9
Clarion hosts third annual mentoring celebration
by Sherry White
News Writer
In support for mentors and
mentees the third annual
Mentoring Celebration is being
held at the Clarion Days Inn on
Sunday, March 22 from 3:00
p.m. to 5:30 p.m.
This event will introduce and
recognize the influence of
mentoring on the development of
all students, community citizens
and university personnel in our
everyday associations.
A mentor is someone who
contributes substantially to
another person's development
within an occupational, aca-
demic or social setting. A
mentor may provide guidance
and moral support for career
advancement and often serves as
a role model whom the mentee
admires and imitates.
Examples of a mentor or
mentee would be a secretary and
a work study student, a seasoned
employee and a new employee, a
teacher or advisor, a student or
an inspiring leader.
This celebration comes with
awards to the greatest
mentor/mentee in the following
categories: the mentor and
mentee are both university
personnel; the mentee is a
student and the mentor is a
community citizen; university
personnel or a student; or to the
mentor who receives multiple
nominations.
Nominations for these three
categories are being accepted by
the mentoring committee and
must be submitted by March 13.
A nomination should include:
name, address and phone number
of both mentor and mentee;
award category; how the
relationship began; qualities of
the mentor; how the mentor
supported growth; and context of
the relationship-occupational,
academic or social.
"The mentor program was
started by faculty members,
primarily women, interested in
encouraging relationships
between mentors and mentees,"
said Mrs. Shelly Takei, a co-
chairman of the conference.
The celebration entitled "Meet
Me Halfway- Together We'll
Grow" is growing in leaps and
bounds said student Darlene
Hartman, who is also a co-
chairman of the mentoring
celebration committee.
"It's not just for women-it's
for everyone."
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free of charge.
To register or for more
information call 226-2295.
Nominations can be sent to the
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University, Clarion, Pa. 16214.
Arrangements for free
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Darlene Hartman (left) and Shelly Takei (right) are currently
planning for the March 22 mentoring celebration.
Students tutor children
of CUP faculty and staff
by Patrick Schmader
News Writer
The honors organization, Phi
Eta Sigma, is conducting a
tutoring program for the children
of faculty and staff at Clarion
University. The program is
focused towards high school
students but according to Doug
Hoffman, president of Phi Eta
Sigma, they have just begun to
tutor an elementary student.
The tutors for the program
come from the membership of
Phi Eta Sigma. Hoffman, who
oversees the program, says the
program started last year at the
recommendation of Phi Eta
Sigma's faculty advisor, Dr.
Donald A. Nair.
"We put an ad in the Call"
says Hoffman, "and we didn't
get any response at all. So we
weren't very optimistic about it
coming into this year."
According to Hoffman, after
placing another ad in the Call, an
ad in the Daily Bulletin and
doing a mass mailing, they
began to get a response. They
now have 13 high school
students in the program and one
elementary student.
"It's a great opportunity for the
education majors," said
Hoffman. "It gives them first
hand experience at teaching."
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Outside Clarion
Pumsy the Dragon threat to children?
Compiled by Shannon Skomra
from the AP service
National News
Fairytale dragon
condemned by irate mother
A woman in Clay County,
Florida wants to slay Pumsy the
Dragon. For about four years,
elementary school teachers have
been using the puppet to help
kids use their imagination in
decision-making skills and to
develop self-esteem.
Candy Johnson, the mother of
a second grader, is asking that
schools suspend the program.
Johnson claims the program has
mystic tones and is a threat to
kids. She says teachers use the
puppet to hypnotize the children.
School officials deny the
accusations.
Recycling has
reached new level
The recycling movement has
reached a new milestone.
Lyondell Petrochemical Com-
pany in Houston is going to
make gasoline out of used oil.
The project will start with oil
from large users such as
railroads and big factories.
Later, the refinery may accept
used car oil. It's the first such
project by a major domestic
refiner.
African Americans urged not
to buy Japanese cars
The head of the NAACP is
urging blacks not to buy
Japanese cars. Executive
director Benjamin Hooks cites a
reluctance among Japanese
automakers to establish
dealerships owned by blacks or
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build plants in inner-cities.
Heare employed by the "big
three" U.S. automakers. Hooks
commented in Baltimore during
the 83rd anniversary celebration
of teh NAACP.
International
Russians receive emergency
food shipments
Some needy Russians are
getting a taste of American
charity. Moscow soup kitchens
were serving meals made from
emergency food shipments.
This week and next week,
cargo planes will deliver food
and medicine to 23 cities in the
Commonwealth of independent
states.
South American leaders urge
rain forest development
The Amazon nations say the
developed world should not
preach about damage to the rain
forest.
Leaders of eight South
American countries have issued
a document urging sustained
development of the Amazon
Basin but it also proposes
environmental protection.
The Amazon leaders say
industrialized countries are to
blame for much of the
environmental damage to the
world and should not try to
impose controls on developing
worlds.
No claim of responsibility
for car bomb
There's been no claim of
responsibility for the car bomb
explosion that rocked the U.S.
Ambassador's home in Lima,
Peru Tuesday night. Two guards
were killed. The ambassador was
not at home at the lime.
State
Pittsburgh may owe
money to rape victim
Pittsburgh's city solicitor is
recommending the city pay
$1,370 to a rape victim after
police responded inadequately to
a call from her apartment.
In February 1988, the woman
called the city's 911 line to
report a burglary in progress.
Five police officers came to the
scene and found an open
backdoor and a broken window,
but left without talking to the
woman or entering the
apartment.
The woman was raped at knife
point and the rapist was never
caught.
Councilman Eugene Ricciardi
called it "gross negligence on the
part of the city." City council
discussed the proposed out-of-
court settlement Monday night.
Campus
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Mercyhurst able to
broadcast on TV station
The Merciad
Mercyhurst College recently
acquired the means to begin
broadcasting on its own
television station. Erie
Cablevision donated a modulator
to the college. This $1500 piece
of equipment is necessary in
order to broadcast. The station,
called HTV (Hurst Television),
hopes to get on the air in the next
week or so and hopes to receive
material from television
production classes as well as
other sources.
IUP searches for
new president
ThePenn
IUP is currently looking for a
new president to take office in
the fall of 1992. Nominations
will be submitted in July to the
Board of Governors of the State
System of Higiier Education and
the Chancellor. IUP currently
has an interim president.
Bill may open Pitt's
financial records
Advocate
Famous orchestra to
perform at Edinboro
Spectator
University of Pittsburgh
officials are cooperating with
state congressmen in an attempt
to design a bill that would open
the financial records of Pitt and
three other state-related
universities to the public. The
proposal would expand the 1957
Open Records Act.
Currently, Pitt is seeking to
protect the disclosure of the
salaries of faculty and staff
except for the fifteen highest
paid employees, whose salaries
are paid mainly with state funds.
Pitt also desires to protect
Research and Development and
personal or classified
information about the school.
This proposal came in the
wake of the revealing of former
Pitt President Wesley Posvar's
several million dollar retirement
agreement.
The bill was approved by a
200-1 vote in the Pa. House of
Representatives and is currently
in the Senate education
committee.
Pitt has only recently discussed
adding amendments to the bill.
I FIAMMINGHI, the world
famous Belgian Chamber
Orchestra, will perform in
concert on Feb. 18 at Edinboro
University.
Many of the musicians
performing with the orchestra
are from the Belgian School of
String Playing. These artists are
taught to perform on instruments
made by Italian masters.
The orchestra was formed in
1958 and has since played in all
the great concert halls in Europe
and America.
Student convicted of credit
card fraud
The Snapper
A Millersville University student
who was formerly an RA and
president of the Black Student
Union has been charged with 12
felony counts of theft by
deception, criminal conspiracy
and credit card fraud. The
suspect was sentenced four and
one-half to 23 months in jail,
five years probation and a fine.
Restitution is approximated at
$15,000.
The Clarion Call - 2-13-92- Page 11
Summer jobs can be found at upcoming job fair
by Bryan Delaney
News Writer
Career Services will once
again sponsor the annual
Summer Job Fair at Tippin
Gymnasium on Tuesday,
February 18th from 11:00 a.m. to
4:00 p.m.
The fair will be made up of
approximately 20-25 employers
consisting mainly of summer
camps and amusement parks
who are looking to fill a wide
range of job openings.
"There is a need to fill positions
and I encourage students of any
major to explore the
opportunities," said Connie
Laughlin, director of Career
Services.
Everyone is welcome to stop at
their convenience and there is no
registration or fee required.
"The fair is definitely one route
to go because of the bad
economy and the lack of jobs,"
said Ann Fontana, co-
coordinator of the fair and an
intern at Career Services.
According to Fontana, "There
will be no obligations or any
formal interviews; just browse
through, talk to the people and
pick up pamphlets about the
camps and amusement parks."
"Although if you are interested
in working for them and they see
an interest in you while talking
with them, you will probably be
able to fill out an application and
discuss job-related materials,"
said Fontana. Depending on the
employer, hiring procedures will
vary.
Laughlin noted, "We (Career
Services) will have an
information table set up all day
to answer any questions the
students may have about the fair
or additional information about
other summer employment
opportunities besides what is
offered at the fair."
This information consists of a
summer job and internship
bulletin that is also available in
the Career Services office in 1 14
Egbert Hall. Jobs are posted
and contacts listed.
"If you are interested in an
internship, please check with the
chairperson of your department
first to find the requirements
needed and to see what
connections are available,"
Laughlin said.
One student, Mike DeVallance,
received his job last summer
through the job fair. "It's great
how employers come to colleges
to offer the students jobs," said
DeVallance. Last summer he
worked for an amusement park
and this summer he will be doing
his internship there.
"Even though it was a lot of
work, I enjoyed it because of all
the people I met and the friends I
made," DeVallance said, "I
strongly encourage people to go
Violence strikes Ohio's universities
COLUMBUS, Ohio (AP)
A man with a shotgun opened
fire in a lobby at Central State
University in October, killing a
freshman and wounding a visitor.
One of the shots fired from a
passing car hit an Ohio
University senior in November
as he sat in his rented house four
blocks from the Athens campus.
The student bled to death.
A janitor was shot and killed in
December at Kent State
University, and a month later a
graduate student was shot there
but survived.
Last month a nursing student
was found frozen in the snow,
with 14 bullets pumped into her,
at the University of Toledo. A
campus policeman was charged.
A University of Dayton student
was beaten to death near campus
in August.
Is violence increasing on
Ohio's hallowed grounds of
academia?
"It appears to myself and my
counterparts around the state that
violence is escalating on college
and university campuses," said
Kent State Police Chief John
Peach.
Peach's counterpart at Marietta
College sees \he recent deaths
differently.
SS I would not necessarily say it
constitutes a trend," said
Marietta College director of
public safety Howard Korn,
president of the Ohio Campus
Law Enforcement Association.
"I don't think any of these
incidents are related. It's just
happening," he said. "College
campuses are very open areas
and movement is not as
restricted as people think it is."
The other recent victims were
student Ray Scott, 18, of Detroit,
killed on the Central State
campus in Wilberforce; Kent
State janitor John Frazier, 51, of
Kent; and University of Dayton
student Steven Welsh, 20, of
Birmingham, Mich.
Campus crime data are not
available to evaluate long-term
trends because private colleges
and universities were not
obligated to compile crime
statistics until a federal law
passed in 1990.
In Ohio, only the 13 state-
subsidized colleges and
universities have been reporting
crime data to the FBI, and in
1990, they reported there were
no murders.
Nationwide, the U.S.
Department of Justice reports
crime levels have been dropping
since 1981, with 8 percent fewer
violent crimes in 1990 than in
1981.
The FBI reports a slight
decline in the nationwide murder
rate in the 1980s.
The Student Right-To-Know
and Campus Security Act aims
to provide campus crime data by
requiring most higher education
institutions to make available
annually, starting this September,
the number of reported murders,
rapes and robberies, among other
crimes.
Congratulations to the Tri Sigma
1992 Spring Pledge Class
Jen Allen Sue Freeman
Jen Bromley Sharon Miara
Shelly Eisenman Heather Owens
Jenn Pomaybo
WELCOME TO THE BEST!!
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Ann Fontana is a co-coordinator of the job fair.
because there aren't many who
come to you to give you a job.
Besides, there are summer jobs
that are hard to get and this
makes it easier."
HAPPY VALENTINE'S
DAY TO ALL
MEMBERS OF
CU.P.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of February 3 through February 9.
Around 12: 19 p.m. on February 4, an unknown person activated a fire
alarm on the first floor of Campbell Hall. An investigation is
pending.
On February 5, several students were identified and will be charged
with Theft of Services, for illegally operating the washers and dryers
in Nair Hall without the use of money.
On February 6, around 11:40 p.m., a student was found extremely
intoxicated and was cited for public drunkenness near the library.
A student was cited for minors' consumption on February 7, as a
result of investigating a disturbance on the second floor of Wilkinson
Hall. A breath test revealed a .12% BAC.
A student on the fifth floor of Nair Hall was issued a citation on
February 7 for minors' consumption, after the breath test revealed a
.17% BAC.
Items were reported stolen from the mens' locker room in the gym on
February 7. Items consist of a red Adidas backpack, eye glasses,
calculator, black cotton pants, a long black trench coat, Allegro wrist
watch and a brown leather bi-fold wallet The items are valued at
approximately $400. An investigation is pending.
On February 9, an unknown person activated a fire pull station on the
first floor of Ralston Hall. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and ether crimes,
please contact Public Safety at 226*2111.
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FINANCIAL AID
HOTLINE
Bob Mcintosh
Dear Bob: I'm planning on applying to graduate
school next year, but I don't know if I can afford
it Where can I look for financial aid for
graduate school?
Answer: There are several places to look. Try
the Financial Aid Office at the universities you
are planning to apply to and the Financial Aid
Office at your undergraduate college. There are
also independent sources of knowledge such as
reference books that you can find in your public
or school library and scholarship matching
services. These services can save you time in your
search for financial aid.
Dear Bob: Where does the money come from for
College Work Study and how much money would
I be eligible to receive from it?
Answer: The money for College Work Study
(CWS) comes from the federal government. You
are eligible to receive anywhere from $400 to
$2,100 each academic year. Since the
government allocates a limited amount of funds
for CWS to each school, you must complete your
financial aid application before the school's
published priority filing date to be sure of an
award.
Dear Bob: Are there differences between
deadline dates for federal and private
scholarships?
Answer: For federal and state programs, you
should apply as soon after January 1st as
possible, but you must have your financial aid
application (FAF, FFS, GAPSFAF, etc.) in by
May 1st; and the Student Aid Report (SAR)
needs to be turned in to your college by your last
day of classes or June 30th.
Deadlines for private scholarships vary
throughout the year. Most organizations have
specific deadlines, often in the spring. You
would have to check to find out what the specific
deadline is for an individual scholarship
organization.
Dear Bob: I am firmly against the [Selective
Service] draft and refuse to register for it Is
there any way I can qualify for federal aid?
Answer: No. By law, all students receiving
federal financial aid must either be registered for
the draft or be exempt from it. Women, for
instance, are exempt. The Secretary of
Education and the Director of the Selective
service are charged with ensuring compliance
with this law.
This information is provided as a courtesy by
College Financial Planning Service, a scholarship
research firm. Readers may send their questions on
financial aid to Mr. Mcintosh at 1010 Vermont
Ave., NW, Fourth Floor, Washington, DC 20005.
For a free brochure on the services offered by
College Financial Planning Service, call 8Q0-2&3-
8600, exLlll.
OSAP sponsors alcohol prevention contest
The Federal Office for
Substance Abuse Prevention
(OSAP) announces a contest for
college students (including
graduate students) or student
organizations to create and
submit alcohol prevention
materials for cash prizes. The
contest offers students the
opportunity to have their work
published and distributed
nationwide, to win significant
cash prizes and to develop
materials that will help others.
Awards will be made for:
"Special Issue" campus
newspaper or magazine on
alcohol problems-first prize,
$1,500; second prize, $900 and
third prize, $600; Alcohol
information and prevention
booklet or handbook-first prize,
$1,500; second prize, $900 and
third prize, $600; and alcohol
prevention poster-first prize,
$500 and nine runners up, $300
each.
Entries will be judged for their
creativity, originality, accuracy
of information, wit, impact,
message retention and overall
effectiveness. Winning entries
will be published and distributed
nationally by OSAP and the
National Clearinghouse for
Alcohol and Drug Information
(NCADI). Each entry must be
accompanied by a cover sheet,
including name and address of
the college; name(s), address(es)
and telephone number(s) of the
student(s) or student
organization; name of
responsible student (for an
organization); and a signed
statement permitting large-scale
publication by OSAP. Entries
must be received by June 1,
1992. Awards will be made in
the fall term of the 1992-93
academic year. There are no
limits on the number of entries
which can be submitted by a
student, organization or college.
Send all entries to: OSAP
College Contest, 11426
Rockville Pike, Suite 100,
Rockville, MD 20852.
For further information
students should call 1-800-487-
1447.
Courtesy of OSAP
Florida politicians clown around in home
video to benefit journalism scholarships
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. (AP)
Gov. Lawton Chiles and Ll Gov.
Buddy MacKay, wearing
Batman and Robin costumes,
poked fun at themselves, other
politicians and the press in a big-
screen home video that was one
of the highlights of The 37th
Sometimes Annual Capitol Press
Skits.
After the "Wallon' Man and
Buddy Wonder" video, Chiles
and MacKay appeared on stage
Monday night to sing a live duet
that concluded with the governor
making a reverse bow with what
some critics call his better end,
his rump, facing the audience.
The governor's video and
another made by legislators were
shown after reporters spoofed
politicians and lobbyists in skits
and songs including a number
tided "Everything's Coming Up
Bozos."
"I thought it was great,"
Chiles said. "I'm kind of mad,
though, because they featured
my dog more than me."
The governor said his favorite
skit was "Terminator Gwen," a
takeoff on the "Terminator"
movies, that focused on Senate
President Gwen Margolis, D-
North Miami Beach, and her
firing of committee chairmen
who refused to go along with
budget-cutting legislation during
a special session in December.
Tallahassee Democrat reporter
Judy Doyle, with an Arnold
Schwartzenegger-style accent,
blew away Republicans and a
lone Democrat who defied her
rule.
Proceeds from the skits benefit
journalism scholarships awarded
in the memory of Barbara Frye, a
38-year Tallahassee veteran of
United Press International.
Scholarships available for aspiring teachers
The Office of Financial Aid,
located in 104 Egbert Hall, now
has 1992-93 applications for
CUP teachers.
The Paul Douglas Teacher
Scholarship Program for
Superior Students offers stipends
of up to $5,000 for potential
teachers who ranked in the top
ten percent of their high school
class, are Pennsylvania residents,
had high SAT scores and a
college GPA of 3.0 or higher.
The Scholars in Education
Award Program offers scholar-
ships of up to $1,500 per year for
future secondary math and
science teachers. Students must
be residents of Pennsylvania,
scored above 1,000 on the SAT,
550 on the math section, be
ranked in the top 20 percent of
their class and have a 3.0 GPA.
Submission of applications
does not guarantee a scholarship,
however, interested students who
feel they may qualify should
apply by May 1, 1992. A
PHEAA grant application must
be on file before the above
scholarship will be processed.
A new brochure listing several
scholarships for Education and
Human Services majors is now
available in the Aid office.
Courtesy of the
Office of Financial Aid
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The Clarion Call - 2-13-92 - Page 13
AASU, NAACP promote Black
History Month, racial equality
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
It was an infamous day when
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
declared to the world his dream.
King's dream was and still is
intended for all races, all
religions, all creeds, all sexes;
all people.
The month of February is a
time set aside to honor heroes
like King, Barbara Jordon,
Malcolm X and Rosa Parks. It is
a time to acknowledge the
magnitude of importance black
history has upon us.
In cooperation with the social
equality of Clarion University,
two specific student
organizations are interrelated
with the promotion of black
history month; the NAACP
Youth Chapter of Clarion
University and the African
American Student Union
(AASU).
4 The NAACP offers a chance
to become a part of an
organization known for its
struggle against racial injustice
and prejudices," said Sandy
Hawkins, NAACP faculty
advisor. "We invite all majority
students to participate, to step
into shoes other than their own.
Every morning minority students
have to step into "white"
American shoes. I would like
the majority students of Clarion
to step out of their circle of
safety and grow."
Mia McMillen, president of the
NAACP Youth Chapter of
Clarion University said, "We
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to educate and motivate the campus.
would like to eliminate racial
discrimination and educate all
cultures about the NAACP and
the struggle that it has taken for
us to become what we are
today."
The AASU is responsible for
enriching the cultural
environment and recognizing
diversification in the social and
academic arenas for African
American students. Michelle
Lanier, president of AASU said,
"We want to make a big
difference on this campus as far
as promoting diversity. We
schedule all of our activities for
everyone and appreciate your
support. . .(We) promise it will
be an experience you'll never
forget"
"One of the objectives of the
AASU is to continually assist
Clarion University; in particular,
the contributions that African
Americans and the minorities
have impacted upon the
university," said John Lovelace,
faculty advisor of the AASU.
He further states, "Our
organization provides insight,
information, knowledge and a
mission to educate the
populous."
UPCOMING EVENTS FOR BLACK HISTORY MONTH:
February 14th: Sweethearts Dance, Harvey Basement, 11 p.m.-3a.m., $3 per
person, $5 per couple
February 15th: Movie: 'The Color Purple" Multicultural Center, Becht
Lobby, 8 p.m.
February 18th: Visiting Scholars Program Guest Speaker: Dr. James Jones,
"Race, Ethnicity and Diversity," Hart Chapel, 8 p.m.
February 20th: Black History Month Celebration, Wilkinson Hall Lobby,
6 p.m.
February 23rd: Love Connection, Hart Chapel, 7 p.m.
February 27th: Clarion University Department of Music Guest Reeitalist, Tenor,
Darryl Taylor, Hart Chapel, 7:30 p.m.
For more information concerning these events or the NAACP and AASU, call the
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Bedrock Cafe, (Harvey Hall), 7:30 p.m.
Sweetheart's Dance, (Harvey Hall),
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Bloodmobile, (Tippin), 1 1 a.m.-5 p.m.
Summer Job Fair, (Tippin Gym)
Women's Basketball vs. Lock Haven,
6 p.m.
Men's Basketball vs. Lock Haven, 8 p.m.
CIA African Night, (Carter Auditorium),
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Donald Black, Francis Greco and Janet Berberian will perform Renaissance music and
sonnets on Sunday, February 23rd at 8:15 p.m. in the Chapel.
Walter White a strong
supporter of NAACP
Walter Francis White fought
strongly for equality in voting
rights. He challenged
segregation and discrimination in
education, travel and also drew
national attention to the evil of
lynchings. He was a noted
author, legal advisor and special
investigator for the NAACP.
After graduating from Atlanta
University in 1916, Walter
became active in the black
community. In 1918, he was
invited to join the New York
NAACP staff as assistant
secretary. In 1920, Walter and
James Weldon Johnson, the first
black national secretary of the
NAACP ran the organization
successfully for over a decade.
He was able to master complex
legal matters and acted as an
administrator for the NAACP's
legal committee. He volunteered
to undertake the dangerous job
of investigating some of the most
shocking lynching. In 1931, he
succeeded Johnson as national
secretary of the NAACP.
Throughout his administration,
the NAACP remained committed
to fighting for the enforcement
of black's constitutional rights.
White was a delegate to the
Second Pan-African Congress
held in Europe in 1921. He was
also a consultant to the U.S.
delegation, which organized the
United Nations in 1945.
He wrote articles for more than
a dozen prestigious journals and
authorized six popular books.
He was awarded the Spingars
Medal from the NAACP and the
Guggenheim Fellowship Award
for his first two novels. A
strategist and builder of the
NAACP, he made the
organization a major force in
American society.
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by Lisa Taylor
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Just like the Tooth Fairy, Santa
Claus and the Easter Bunny,
Valentine's Day is a deceptive
holiday ploy.
In elementary school,
Valentine's Day was second only
to Christmas. There were
parties, cake, punch and most
importantly, everyone gave
valentines to everyone else. My
paper bag mailbox that I
decorated at school was full of
cards, just like everyone else's.
By the time I reached junior
high, the blow-out bashes we
had in elementary school were
replaced with three pieces of
heart candy that the teachers
vould throw at us at the end of
class. I still exchanged
valentines with a few friends but
the holiday was beginning to
take on the ominous feel of an
exclusive holiday that could only
be shared by couples.
When I reached high school,
Valentine's Day became number
four on my top ten reasons I
hated the teenage years.
Classroom festivities were a
thing of the past. Ironically
enough, Valentine's Day had
taken on all the attributes of a
heart-breaking holiday. In-
school carnation delivery
sponsored by various school
organizations became the "in"
thing for the high school crowd.
If you had a sweetheart or a
secret admirer this was the day
for you. But if you weren't one
of the elite few who had
members of the opposite sex
beating down your door, it was a
time when you wanted to shoot
Cupid with one of his own
arrows.
I remember one Valentine's
Day when the guy I had a crush
on at the time asked me if he
could borrow a dollar from me.
I eagerly handed him my last
dollar and then he dropped the
bomb: he was using my money
to buy his girlfriend a carnation.
Ouch.
The following Valentine's Day
one of my best friends felt so bad
about the previous year's
escapade that she sent a
carnation, along with a
ridiculously funny sappy
message signed from a "secret
admirer," to one of my classes.
She had asked the person
delivering the flower to read the
note from "my prince charming
who had noticed me from afar."
The classroom got noisy with
laughter and my cheeks got red
with embarrassment. Strike
two.
Although I am not bitter
about love in general, I have
decided that Valentine's Day is a
holiday and isn't worth the hassle
and aggravation it causes. I can
illustrate my point. A few
Valentine's Days later, I was
dating a guy who I just knew
was going to make up for the
crummy experiences of the past.
And it looked like he was going
to do just that. He brought me
flowers. He even made me an
original Valentine's Day card. I
thought it might be too good to
be true. It was. We were
separated on Valentine's Day and
I assumed he would call just to
wish me a happy Valentine's
Day. No violins were required.
Just a simple hello. He didn't
call until the next day and I told
him I had missed talking to him
on Valentine's Day. He said,
obviously forgetting about the
flowers and card, "Oh yeah, that
was yesterday wasn't it?"
Need I say more?
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Dr. James Jones, professor of
psychology at the University of
Delaware, will present "Race,
Ethnicity and Diversity: The
Content and Character of the
American Dream." Jones is the
first speaker in the Visiting
Scholars Program here at
Clarion.
The lecture will be presented
on Tuesday, February 18, at 8
p.m. in the Hart Chapel. A
reception will follow the
presentation in Moore Hall.
Jones, representing the social
sciences, is the first of four
prominent African-Americans
scholars scheduled to speak at
Clarion in 1992. In addition to
his public address during his two
day visit to campus, Jones will
meet with minority students to
discuss academic success and
careers in the arts and sciences,
guest lecture in selected courses
and meet with faculty members
to discuss infusing African-
American scholarship and
creative work into courses and
curricula.
"Dr. Jones is a social
psychologist," said Dr. David
Arnold, associate dean of the
College of Arts and Sciences.
"He is an expert in the effects of
racism on personality
development. He has also
published articles on
professional education and
training issues in psychology,
especially for minority students.
He is also interested in sports
psychology and the psychology
of humor."
Arnold reported that Jones will
be speaking to: various classes
on topics in social psychology;
Psi Chi, the psychology
honorary, about the homeless; to
minority students about graduate
school; and will hold a faculty
seminar on the morning of
February 19 in Moore Hall.
Jones received his BA from
Oberlin in 1963, his MA from
Temple in 1967 and his PhD
from Yale in 1970. He is
currently minority fellowship
program director for the
American Psychology
Association (APA) and was
previously the interim executive
director for public interest of the
APA. He recently edited a
special issue of The American
Psychologist, the APA journal,
concerning the homeless.
He is consulting editor for the
Journal of Personality and Social
Psychology and is on the
editorial board of the
International Journal of
Intercultural Relations and the
Journal of Black Psychology.
He is an author of numerous
articles. The most recent is
"Being Black in America: The
politics of personality,"
published in the third edition of
"Black Psychology."
Harris has political prominence
Patricia Roberts Harris' rise to
historic prominence is preceded
by a very impressive
background. She graduated,
summa cum laude, with a B.A.
degree from Howard University
in 1945. She did post-graduate
work at the University of
Chicago and at American
University in 1949. She later
worked as assistant director of
the American Council on Human
Rights.
Harris earned a law degree
with honors from George
Washington University in 1960.
She was then admitted to
practice before the U.S. Supreme
Court. Working briefly for the
U.S. Department of Justice, she
returned to Howard University
as an associate dean of students
and law lecturer at Howard's
Law School. In 1963, she was
elevated to a full professorship
and in 1969, was named Dean of
Howard University's School of
Law.
Harris was the first black
woman to serve in a president's
cabinet and the first black to
serve as secretary in two cabinet
posts. Her first position with the
U.S. government was an attorney
in the appeals and research
section of the criminal division
of the Department of Justice in
1960. In 1963, President John F.
Kennedy appointed her co-
chairman of the National
Women's Committee for Civil
Rights.
In 1964, she was elected a
delegate to the Democratic
National Convention from the
District of Columbia and worked
in Lyndon Johnson's presidential
campaign. After his victory,
President Johnson appointed her
Ambassador to Luxembourg
from 1965 to 1967. She later
joined one of Washington, D.C.'s
most prestigious law firms.
Continuing to make an impact
on the democratic party, she was
appointed chairman of the
credentials committee in 1972,
and a member at large of the
Democratic National Committee
in 1973. President Jimmy Carter
appointed her to two cabinet
level posts during his
administration. This was a true
testimony to their effectiveness
and her committment to
excellence.
In 1982, Harris was appointed
a full-time professor at the
George Washington National
Law Center. At the Senate
confirmation committee to
approve her cabinet
appointment, one senator tried to
suggest that Mrs. Harris'
position might make her ill-
qualified to represent the
underclass. She replied by
saying, "I am one of them. You
do not seem to understand who I
am. I am a black woman who
could not buy a house eight
years ago in parts of the District
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Vocal chamber concert features
songs of love for Valentine's Day
by Karen Wright
Features Writer
"Love is something that when
you give it away, you end up
having more." This old
childhood song especially
applies to the Valentine's Day
concert that was sponsored by
the Clarion University music
department on Sunday, February
9th in Marwick-Boyd
Auditorium.
The four vocalists and two
accompanists gave all they had
to give, demonstrating that love
is something that should not only
be given away, but given away
beautifully.
The concert contained love
songs in a variety of music styles
that kept the program interesting
and unique. The works ranged
from German art songs to French
chansons and all were sung in
the original language.
The vocal performers were
Milutin Lazich singing bass,
Julianne Laird singing coloratura
soprano, Peggy Dillman singing
mezzo-soprano and Robert
Shoup singing tenor. Shawn
Funk and Roger Tabler were the
pianists.
The first half of the program
was comprised of solos and
duets from the performers. With
the lights dimmed and a white
backdrop and a grand piano as
the only props, the concert began
with a tenor solo. Shoup had a
smooth tone and a very pleasant
sound. It was evident that he is a
true musician.
The concert had a nice
continuity as it led from one
soloist to the next, and allowed
each member of the quartet to
showcase their individual vocal
talent.
Dillman did two pieces, the
first highlighting her wide vocal
range and the second
demonstrating her dynamic
control.
A nice break in the vocal
program were two piano duets.
Funk and Tabler were absolutely
incredible at the keyboard,
working as a team while playing
on the same piano together.
They showed the audience their
depth, doing an intricate, fast-
moving piece and another that
required finesse to pull it off.
They did so with flying colors
and had the crowd in awe.
Laird performed two pieces
and let everyone in the audience
know that she is a true
professional. With the use of not
only her voice but also her
flowing hand movements and
body gestures, she pulled the
audience into the song and made
it come alive.
The same could be said for
Lazich as he did his Don
Giovanni imitation while singing
a piece from the famed Mozart
opera. He supported the music
by his rich, deep voice which
made the songs delightful.
Although the first half of the
concert showed off the
participants' individual talent,
the second half proved that they
could vocalize as a group. They
did 15 movements from Neve
Liebeslieder Waltzer, Opus 65,
otherwise known as the New
Love Song Waltzes. They
performed the entire piece in
English which made it
understandable and therefore
more meaningful to the
audience.
Their voices blended very well
together. This came as no
surprise as this is the third
concert that this particular group
has done together.
Lazich, who is an associate
professor of voice and director of
choirs here at Clarion, was very
pleased with the concert. He
said, "I thought we presented a
very fine program. Nearly
perfect."
Lazich is the one who
organized this year's program
and came up with the love song
theme for Valentine's Day. He
said, "I wanted to present a
program that would be a theme
of love and you certainly can't
get any lovelier than Brahms. It
was a joy for me to prepare this."
It was equally as special to listen
to the fruits of their efforts.
Donald Black, music
department chair was very
pleased with the outcome. "This
is the first time I've been to one
of their concerts and it was very
good."
This concert was a
heartwarming blend of piano and
voice; solo and quartet; intricate
works and basic melodies. It
was a pleasure to see such a
program presented at Clarion
University.
" Big Bad Wolf is not afraid of success
by Chad Fisher
Features Writer
"Big Bad Wolf is one rock
band with a serious bite.
Originating in the Pittsburgh
j<s-
area, "Big Bad Wolf' formed in
late 1989 with hopes of putting
out original tunes in a "cover
tune only" market. This
originality is the foundation for
"Big Bad Wolf."
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songs of unbridled youth,
passion and raw energy."
The album has a little
something for everyone and it is
perhaps the originality of the
album that helped spawn the
quick success of the band. With
its energetic live show "Big Bad
Wolf" instantly took the
Pittsburgh area by storm.
More recently, the band has
begun to take audiences at
several universities along for
their wild ride as well.
Appearing at college radio
stations everywhere between
Pittsburgh and Erie has no doubt
opened many eyes to the various
talents of "Big Bad Wolf."
This Friday at 9 p.m. the band
will premiere on Clarion's 91.7
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"A Man Living With AIDS" discusses
truth about disease, problems it brings
by David Vioral
Features Writer
"AIDS has never killed a
single person," declared David
Hughes to a small crowd of
about 120 people in Marwick-
Boyd Auditorium last
Wednesday night
Hughes, lecturing on behalf of
the Pittsburgh AIDS Task Force
and the PA State AIDS Speakers
Bureau, explained that it's the
other diseases which result from
an impaired immune system that
actually cause the deaths of those
afflicted.
Hughes was in Clarion that
evening to provide information
about the disease. But he was
there not just to explain facts
about AIDS. He was there to
give a first hand account of a
man afflicted with the disease.
Hughes was diagnosed as HIV
positive 2 1/2 years ago, a fact
that is somewhat surprising
since, as he told the audience,
the average person only lives
two years after being diagnosed.
Griffith and Douglas "shine
through" in latest fantasy flick
by John Spare
Features Writer
Never let it be said that you
really can't learn anything
valuable from the movies. The
premise of "Shining Through" is
that Linda Vas, Melanie
Griffith's character, learned
enough from watching countless
spy movies that she would be
able to actually become a spy
herself. While this idea may not
seem feasible, this film has all of
the necessary elements to make
it work.
Griffith plays an American
woman during World War II who
is half Jewish and can speak
flawless German, a very unique
combination. She applies for a
position as a legal secretary with
the government, hoping to
discover the whereabouts of her
Jewish relatives in war-torn
Berlin. It is here that she begins
working for Ed Leland (Michael
Douglas), a military colonel
whose duty it is to report back
with information from behind
enemy lines.
Of course they fall in love, and
the movie takes on the feel of a
black and white war movie.
Even the dialogue seems to have
been taken from this era. In one
scene Douglas, as the typical
stone-faced tough guy, informs a
soldier to stay away from
Griffith or ". . .you'll find your
Adam's apple in my pocket."
The plot changes when one of
the American spies is killed by
the Nazis. Douglas knows that
he must replace another
American somewhere in
Germany to keep track of Hitler
(ConL on pg. 20)
He feels he has made it this long
because of his positive attitude.
"I'm not a person dying of
AIDS," he said. "I'm a person
living with AIDS."
But even with his positive
attitude, it has not been easy. He
not only has to deal with the
disease, but the prejudices that
go along with it as well. He has
lost several jobs since becoming
diagnosed and realizes that he
cannot always let it be known
that he has the disease. "You
think I'd tell my landlord I had
AIDS?" He laughed. "I'd be a
fool," he said.
Hughes attempted to dispel
some of the myths surrounding
AIDS, the most important being
how easily it spreads. He said
how weak the HIV virus is and
how easily it is destroyed. And
he explained how, because it is
an anaerobic virus, it is
destroyed as soon as it hits the
air. "Someone (with AIDS)
could sneeze right in front of
your face, and because of that
barrier of air, you would not get
infected."
Hughes discussed many things,
informational as well as
personal. And although he had
reservations about saying it
because he didn't want to get
into a social debate, Hughes
admitted that he was a
homosexual and that that is how
he contracted the disease. But he
wanted to stress that AIDS is not
a gay disease. "Don't you dare
think (that)," he warned. "We
just lucked into it first."
Because he is a homosexual,
Hughes admitted he has become
angry and frustrated at times
because of the lack of attention
the disease has gotten in past
years. He considers the situation
to be a "travesty." He said, "As
long as (AIDS) was just killing
faggots, it was okay." Now
however, because 60 percent of
people infected with the disease
are heterosexual, more money is
being spent on finding a
treatment.
But Hughes says that it may
not be enough. "Unless more
money is spent on the disease,"
he said, "AIDS is going to make
cancer look like indigestion."
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Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 2-13-92
Gillespie gives classic performance
"Dizzy," four man back-up band provide a memorable jazz program
by David Riley
Contributing Writer
John Birks Gillespie took the
stage wiggling and gyrating
better than most men 25 years
younger than his 75. John
Gillespie or "Dizzy," as he is
known worldwide, entertained
university students February 6th
in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
He joined his four man back-
up band and jumped right into
the groove of things with his
trademark trumpet, the bell at a
45 degree angle. From the outset
it was clear that no one would
leave disappointed.
The audience was treated to
what Gillespie called his
interpretations of some of his
songs and other jazz standards;
the ones that probably stood out
in the minds of the audience
were "A Night in Tunisia,"
"Birks Works" and "Ow." All
were written more than 40 years
ago by Gillespie.
Another standard Gillespie and
his band performed was "Round
Midnight" written by Thelonious
Monk. All of those songs were
originally written for big bands,
but sounded excellent with
Gillespie's back-up band
consisting of: Tommy
Campbell, who has been with
Gillespie for 12 years on drums,
saxophone player Ron Holloway,
John Lee on electric bass and
guitarist Ed Cherry.
Gillespie allowed all of the
musicians to showcase their
individual talents. Perhaps the
most visually exciting was
Campbell's drum solo and Lee's
clinic on "how to hold a groove
on the bass."
During the entire show the
theme seemed to be "fun."
Gillespie had more fun than any
75- year- old man should with a
small handled black sampler
which would shout out James
Brown's famous "Hit me!" and
"Hey!" Gillespie also
incorporated the use of a "shaker
stick" during the show.
In addition to showing people
that his shows are fun to attend,
he also provided the best way to
listen to jazz music. Live!
Griffith. . .
(Cont from pg. 1 7)
and the Germans' next step.
Griffith volunteers for the
position in the hopes of also
rescuing her Jewish relatives.
The film is full of many
interesting plot twists, enough to
be unpredictable at times. This
was very refreshing as too many
recent films have run into the
problem of being too predictable.
There is plenty of tension
throughout and more than
enough suspenseful moments to
keep even the most relaxed
movie-goer on the edge of his or
her seat.
Writer and director David
Seltzer used some very unique
devices to hold the interest of the
audience. The entire film is told
as a flashback from the present
through the words of Linda Vas
as she is being interviewed by
the BBC. Just as you become
engrossed in the action, Seltzer
cuts back to the interview with
Griffith's character. Used the
wrong way, this could take away
from the depth of the narrative.
Here, it reminds the audience
that the character went through
the ordeals that the film depicts
and lived to tell about the effects
that they had on her.
I was also very impressed with
Seltzer's use of old newsreel
Classifieds. . .
(Cont. from pg. 27)
Happy Valentine's Day to the sisters
of Delta Phi Epsilon. Love the MU
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films from the war and how he
blended the same black and
white scene into color to
continue with the story. This
device pulled me even further
into the film. It is like watching
a feature on the news, but after
the feature is over you could still
see the action that the camera did
not show.
This film does what good films
should do. It suspends your
disbelief so that you don't
question every implausibility in
the script (and there are a few).
Too many things in this film
work out too perfectly, but it's ok
here. Sometimes, on rare
occasions, life can work out that
way also.
Congratulations Tricia and Merrit
our sisters of the week! You did a
great job with rush. Love your D
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The Clarion Call - 2-13-92 - Page 21
The sisters of D Phi E would like to
thank TKE's for a terrific MTV
mixer. Lets do it again soon.
Kelly, Kim, Bridget, and Michele
Thanks for being the most
wonderful friends I could ever ask
for! I love you Amy
Congratulations to the new Delta
Zeta Pledges: Christine Adair, Lisa
Appleby, Jolean Barnes, Dana
Connors, Gina DeBacco, Ann
Gustatson, Jakie Johnston, Deb
Nelson, Dawn Piccirillo, Michelle
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Annette Stahl, Ami Way, Betsy
Willie, and Tina Zacherl! Love, the
sisters of Delta Zeta
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Women's basketball team loses
their first game of the season
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
Nothing lasts forever.
After winning 18 straight
basketball games, the Clarion
University women's basketball
squad tasted defeat.
Last Saturday night, in front of
500 people, a determined IUP
squad jumped all over our "Lady
Eagles" right from the start.
With 6:49 to go in the first half,
the Indians already held a 20
point advantage, 36-16. By
halftime, Clarion had closed the
gap to 12 at 51-39. IUP's upset
bid was led by an explosive first
half performance. Three players
had already scored in double
figures for IUP. Tracey Hill had
11 first half points and, an
amazing, 10 rebounds. Leah
Simmons and Karen Robatin
combined for 20 first half tallies
(10 each) for the underdogs. The
Golden Eagles couldn't manage
a consistent attack. Translation,
they just couldn't "hit" anything.
Clarion's first half field goal
percentage was 33%. Shannon
Coakley did manage to score 10
in the half.
On offense, IUP broke
Clarion's pressing defense early
and often. They shot 63% from
the field in the half. Mostly with
driving lay-ups or short jumpers.
In fact, the Indians only hit one
trey in the 20 minutes, but went
to the locker room up 12. The
Golden Eagles defense couldn't
get down the court in time to
defend against the easy buckets.
Coach "Gie" Parsons halftime
strategies seemed to pay off for a
bit, prompting a Golden Eagle
comeback. Clarion wasn't going
to lose it's undefeated status
without a fight. At 12:27 to go
in the contest, down by 10, the
Golden Eagles went on a run.
Melissa Barnette hit a driving
lay-up, then Dudeck hit a "hoop
with some harm." And hit the
free throw. Two other free
throws by Dudeck and two
Carlita Jones lay-ups cut the lead
to 72-70. The momentum had
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shifted CUP's way.
At the 5:43 marker, the Golden
Eagles were back even at 79 all
courtesy of an Amy Coon trey.
But working so hard in the
comeback and their "forever-
pressing" defense must have
taken its toll on the ladies as IUP
took control at the end. IUP
captured a surprising 94-87
PSAC upset handing the
previous seemingly invincible
Golden Eagle squad their initial
loss of the season.
Last week, the Golden Eagle
squad was showing signs of
vulnerability. They slipped by a
powerful Slippery Rock squad
with a last second, miracle
jumper from, freshman
sensation, Carlita Jones. Clarion
had upped their record to 18-0.
The first half ended tight with
the Golden Eagles up by one, 45-
44. Our beloved "sixth woman",
Pam Mountsier scored nine in
the half. Leatha Dudeck was
powerful on the boards with nine
first half rebounds.
The second half created some
"Tippin excitement." The two
PSAC powers exchanged the
lead four times in the second
half.
With 3:21 to play in the
contest and the stands full of
fans, the Golden Eagles found
themselves down by nine.
Sophomore sharp-shooter, Amy
Coon, proceeded to "light it up"
from the outside with a trey.
Carlita Jones and Shannon
Coakley added buckets. Then
"Cooncr" chipped in four more
points with a lay-up and two free
throws. But the Clarion squad
still found themselves down by
four. The Rock was matching
offensive output bucket for
bucket. With :03 seconds to go
on the clock, Jones hit a five foot
jumper to give Clarion the
fantastic, come-from-behind
victory.
The Ladies hosted Edinboro
Wednesday evening at Tippin, in
another PSAC battle. "It doesn't
get any better than this."
Jeannine Tyler goes up with a jumper during Saturday's loss to Indiana.
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Pa^e 22 - The Clarion Call - 2-13-92
Three gridders selected as Ail-Americans
Three Clarion University
football players were honored
today by being selected to Don
Hansen's Football Gazette
NCAA Division II All- America
team. Wide receiver Art Walker
was named as third team AU-
American, while tight end Tim
Brown and linebacker Damon
Mazoff were Honorable Mention
All-America selections for the
1991 season.
"We're very proud that three of
our players have been selected to
the Division II All-America
team," said Clarion head
football coach Gene Soblewski.
"All three have displayed
outstanding qualities as players
and leaders at Clarion
University. They are hard
workers, and I'm glad that their
hard work and dedication was
able to pay off for them in this
fashion. They are very
deserving of this award."
Walker, a senior, wide receiver
from Pittsburgh, latched onto a
team leading 44 passes for 673
yards and 4 touchdowns in 1991.
A four-year letter winner and
team captain in 1991, Walker
finished his career with 86
receptions for 1,316 yards and 9
touchdowns. His 86 catches
placed him 7th on the all-time
list, while his 1,316 yards place
him 8th on the all-time charts at
The sports staff
would like to
congratulate
Art, Tim and
Damon on being
selected to the
1991 AH-
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honored on Friday, February 7th
at the 56th Annual Dapper Dan
dinner, receiving a "Special
Achievement Award", and was
first team PSAC-West selection
earlier this season.
Brown, a sophmore , tight end
from Pittsburgh, caught 38
parses for 496 yards and 3
touchdowns in 1991. A two-
year starter and outstanding
blocker, Brown has career
numbers that total 56 catches for
738 yards and 5 touchdowns in
two seasons. Brown was a first
team PSAC-West choice at tight
end in 1991.
Mazoff , a sophmore, inside
linebacker from Smithmill,
earned his award leading the
defense in tackles with 141, as
well as in solo's with 76 in 1991.
Mazoff tied for second in 1991
in broken-up passes with 7 and
had 1 interception. A two-year
starter, Mazoff has career totals
of 214 tackles (109 solo), 12
broken-up passes, 14 tackles for
loss and 4 QB sacks. Mazoff
was a first team PSAC-West
choice in 1991 and 2nd team in
1990.
-Courtesy of
Sports Information
Special
Commentary
by Christopher Horner
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion's Art Walker was named a Division II All-American.
While most CUP students
were frolicking in some local
dive last Friday evening, one
Clarion senior was at a party of
his own. The annual Dapper
Dan ceremony, honoring those
who have excelled in the world
of sports, was held at the
Pittsburgh Hilton and Clarion's
Art Walker was there.
I attended the gala event and
found Art in good company, to
say the least. Mario Lemieux,
The Griffey's, and Heisman
Trophy winner, Desmond
Howard, just to name a few,
were also in attendance.
Although Art had only a few
seconds in the spotlight on
Friday, it was a once in a
lifetime experience. Emcee
Lanny Frattare told the Dapper
Dan crowd of over 2,000 about
#3*s accomplishments during his
career at Clarion University^ For
once, I could say that I was
proud of something at Clarion.
In a time of controversy, it is
good to know that there is at
least one thing that is first rate at
Clarion. Congratulations, Art,
and thank you for making me
proud.
Jones named PSAC-West "Rookie of the Week"
Carlita Jones, a freshman
center from Pittsburgh was
named by the PSAC as the
Western Division "Rookie of the
Week" for her outstanding
performances in leading Clarion
to an 81-60 non-conference
victory over Gannon, a last
second, 78-77 win over Slippery
Rock and a 96-89 defeat at the
hands of IUP.
Against Gannon, Jones scored
28 points (11 -of- 17 from the
field ) and had 17 rebounds.
Both were career highs. In the
Slippery Rock game, Jones
scored 15 points (7-of-10 from
the field), pulled down 15
rebounds and had two blocks.
Her basket with three seconds
remaining in the game allowed
the Golden Eagles to keep their
record perfect at 18-0, 6-0 in the
conference. Against Indiana, the
Golden Eagles' first defeat of the
season, Jones netted 13 points
(6-of-9 from the field), grabbed
six rebounds, had three steals
and one assist. For the week,
Jones averaged 18.7 points per
game and 12.7 boards. From the
field, Jones was 24-of-36 (67
percent).
"Carlita has been playing
great," said Clarion coach Gie
Parsons. "She's not playing at
all like a freshman. Carlita has
gotten more confidence since the
beginning of the season and she
is obviously a key part of our
team."
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The Clarion Call - 2-13-92- Page 23
CUP wrestlers roll to another victory
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Clarion University
wrestling team made Saturday's
trip to West Point, N.Y.
worthwhile by winning their
sixth straight match, in a 24-11
rout of Army.
The 114 Golden Eagles were
paced by Erik Burnett, Luke
Shocklee, Nick Pendolino, Scott
Henry, Justin Kuzemka and Kurt
Angle, who all notched up wins
for Clarion.
Junior J.J. Stanbro also helped
the Clarion cause with a 1-1
draw in his 167 bout with
Army's Jacob Garcia.
Senior Erik Burnett, who is
currently ranked fifth in the
nation at 118 pounds, raised his
record to 15- 1-2 , with a 21- 5
technical fall victory over Scott
Tucker. The Burnett win gave
Clarion the early lead that they
would never relinquish.
Clarion's Luke Shocklee then
added to the lead with an 11-3
victory over Army's 126-
pounder, Reyno Arrendondo.
Army received their first team
points of the afternoon in the 134
bout, when Dave Warnick
decisioned CUP's Steve Krouse
by a score of 6-3.
Junior Nick Pendolino then
picked up a key victory for the
Golden Eagles as he defeated
Army captain Jack Van Tress 10-
7. Pendolino moved up two
weight classes, from his normal
126 to 142, to fill-in for the
injured John Dasta.
In the 150 pound match-up,
Jeff Thompson of Army won a
7-5 decision over CUP
sophomore Darin Roth. Roth,
who began starting for Clarion
just two weeks ago picked up his
first varsity win last Tuesday in
the Kent State match.
Golden Eagle 158-pounder
Scott Henry, chalked up his 12th
season victory with a 4-1
decision over Matt Marciniak.
Henry's win was then followed
by the Stanbro, Garcia draw at
167.
In 177 pound bout, Justin
Kuzemka won his second match
since coming back from a knee
injury for the Eagles. Kuzemka
notched up a 5-3 decision over
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion's 134-pounder, Steve Krouse (right), attempts a
take down of his opponent.
177 pounder Justin Kuzemka
Army's Simon Reese Saturday,
and also beat Syracuse's Seamus
Lyman 10-4 in his first match
back from the injury.
TJ. Wright won Army's third
and final match of the day by
scoring a 7-4 decision over
sophomore Chris Shaw in the
190 pound match-up.
Then Clarion's senior
heavyweight Kurt Angle raised
his record to 17-0 on the season,
with a 17-6 major decision over
Mike Scheuing.
Angle is currently number one
at heavyweight in AWN Division
I National polls, while Clarion
holds the seventh slot in the team
rankings.
CUP coach Bob Bubb was
pleased with last week victories
against Kent State and Army and
said, "In the last two matches I
felt we wrestled well, and the
reason we are beating some
good, balanced competition by
comfortable scores is the total
team effort we are getting."
Bubb also said, "Kurt (Angle)
and Erik (Burnett) along with
John Dasta get some well
deserved recognition, but the
guys like Luke Shocklee, Nick
is 2-0 after coming back from his
Pendolino and Darin Roth have
been doing a fine job for us
filling in and that is why we have
had success".
Clarion's next match is this
Friday night when the Golden
Eagle's take on the Pitt Panthers
in Pittsburgh.
The KBL Sports Network is
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
knee injury, last semester.
supposedly going to tape the
match with Pitt and show it at an
unknown time. So look for that.
The CUP grapplers will then
return home next Thursday
against. Cleveland State and host
Lock Haven in the regular
season final next Sunday.
February 23rd at 7:30, the
Clarion Golden Eagles take on
#20 Lock Haven at Tippin
Gymnasium in their final home
match. There will be a cheering
contest with big prizes. Get your
group together and rock the
house. For more information,
see Coach Davis.
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Sports Feature
Magic and his Western Conference teammates steal the
spotlight f rom Michael and the Eastern Conference
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by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
ORLANDO -Sometimes life
can bring pleasant surprises. This
past weekend happened to be
one of those surprises. My
roommate, his brother and I took
a trip to Orlando, Florida last
Wednesday to see the NBA All-
Star game. More importantly, we
traveled 1,100 miles to see one
of the greatest players to ever
handle a roundball.
I really didn't know what to
expect of this gala event. I've
been to professional basketball
games before, but this was
special. I was getting a chance to
see Earvin Johnson perform his
hardcourt magic. I was also
going to witness the other great
one, Michael Jordan, and his
high-flying hijinks.
My roommate and I did not
have very good seats, but they
were still adequate enough to see
every thing that was going on in
the arena. Former San Antonio
center, Artis Gilmore was sitting
in our section, so the seats
weren't actually that bad.
The most incredible moment of
the entire day was the
announcement of the starting
line-ups. Magic was the last
name they called. When the
announcer rang out, ". . . Earvin
"Magic" Johnson," the place
erupted. Not a single person was
sitting down. Even Dominique
Wilkins (who suffered a knee
injury two weeks ago) joined
the 17,000 plus in a standing
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ovation. I swear that on the big clip of the day Lou Gehrig gave Stars, 153-1 13. But the thrashing
screen above the arena, I could
see a tear in Magic's eyes. I have
never seen someone admired so
much by fans since watching the
MUNCHIES?
his speech to a soldout Yankee
Stadium crowd.
The game was full of
excitement ranging from ally-
oops to Jordan to the three treys
by Magic in the final minutes of
the contest.
The contest quickly became a
blow-out as the Western All-
Stars defeated the Eastern All-
did not make the game mundane.
Even Utile Michael Adams of the
Washington Bullets had his
moment of glory. As soon as
Adams entered the game, the
gentleman sitting next to me
said, "Adams is going to be all
over the court." He wasn't lying.
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stole the ball from Isiah Thomas
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Johnson finished the contest with
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rebounds.
Johnson also challenged his
long-time friend Thomas and
Jordan to one-on-one
confrontations. Needless to say,
Magic was victorious in both
match-ups, stealing the ball away
from Thomas and forcing Jordan
to take a bad shot
It was truly a magical moment
when Commissioner David Stern
awarded Johnson the "Most
Valuable Player" award. Once
again Magic was treated to a
standing "O."
Magic stated in his acceptance
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the future held for him, but he
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King, not Tyson, should be sentenced
by Rich Otterman
Contributing Writer
"Muhammad Ali was stripped
of his title and forbidden to fight
by all 50 states (for his refusal to
go to Vietnam) and that piece of
scum Don King hasn't been
barred by one. What does that
tell you about government,
boxing and the past 25 years in
America?" - Howard Cosell
This quote, which appears in
the pages of Muhammad Ali- Hi?
Life and Times was all that was
on my mind when I first learned
of the guilty verdict rendered in
an Indiana courthouse earlier this
week.
However, because he's retired,
we won't have the privilege of
hearing from Cosell on the
pending Mike Tyson sentencing,
but rest assured he'd just as soon
like to see King returned to the
clink as he would have Tyson
imprisoned.
With all due sympathy for
anyone who has been rendered a
victim of violent crimes,
especially those which are sexual
in nature, the worst element in
boxing hasn't been punished.
While Tyson has been deemed
guilty beyond reasonable doubt,
and will spend a few years away
from boxing, somehow, Don
King will be able to continue to
be the fight game's top promoter.
His black pride act has certainly
grown tired, highlighted by his
continual confusion of money
and greed with dignity and
cultural growth have helped
tarnish a sport which really
needs no tarnishing.
Since Jack Johnson went to the
tank against Jess Willard in 1915
on a 26 round KO, in order that
he could safely live in the United
States' democratic society,
boxing's illustrious, intriguing
history has been shaped by
punks, pimps, pickpockets and
troublemakers (apologies to
Ronny, Bobby, Rickey, Mike,
Ralph and Johnny too). The
folklore of the rags to riches (to
rags) prize fighter. . .
This saga exists in real life in
Sugar Ray Robinson, Jake
LaMotta, Sonny Liston, Leon
Spinks and in fantasy, most
notably in the shape of Rocky
Balboa. Street guys who are
"blessed" with the talent to
recklessly endanger another's
mental capacity getting a shot at
the world's richest title.
This sport, which calls for such
skills, almost asks for shady
participators. It takes someone
with the right combination of the
willingness to inflict pain on
others and the bravado to
challenge another to hit back.
This is where Don King
doesn't fit into the sport. King
has a beautiful knack for
exploiting fighters for their
money-making potential and ring
purses without taking any of the
hits.
While Tyson was the
heavyweight king, it was
rumored throughout boxing
circles that while Iron Mike was
earning 15 million bucks a fight,
that Tyson would receive
somewhere in the neighborhood
of $25,000 a month from King
under the pretext that this added
up to the rewards Tyson reaped
for his tremendous aptitude for
the sweet science.
And Tyson isn't the first
fighter that King has used to
further enhance his financial
portfolio. Jeremiah Shabazz, a
former member of Muhammad
Ali's entourage said, "The way
Don King views it, he's bigger
than any boxer who ever lived.
He used Ali and Larry Holmes
and now he's using Tyson."
Shabazz adds, "He says
whatever he has to say to win
fighters over."
Obviously, I'm not alone in my
outright hatred toward the ex-
con promoter. Just about
everyone who has ever been
involved with boxing (other than
Tyson) has publicly condemned
him. Think about it: When was
the last time you heard anything
positive about this egomaniac?
Why do you suppose he's always
so defensive during interviews
about his alleged links to
organized crime and exploitation
of fighters?
The story of Don King's rise to
promoting prominence is indeed
an interesting one. This is a guy
who listened to reports of Ali-
Frazier I in 1971 from a Marion
County (OH) jailhouse while
serving time for a manslaughter
conviction. After being let out of
his sentence when new
information entered the case, it
took just three years for him to
help orchestrate Ali-Foreman in
Zaire. One year after that, he
promoted Ali-Frazier III. It has
been widely speculated, though
never formerly substantiated,
that the bulk of his pre-
promotion wealth was garnered
by illegal means, i.e.
racketeering, gambling, an
extensive numbers booking
endeavor, etc. . .
Fellow promoter Bob Arum is
quoted in a recently published
book as saying, "Some FBI
people told me he still owed
interest on a loan from the mob,
kept building and building and
he wasn't able to pay it off until
after Holmes-(Gerry) Cooney in
'82."
Don Elbaum, also a promoter,
noted, "King financed the
(Chuck) Wepner-Ali fight with
mob money." Granted, boxing
promoters may not actually be
the most credible of sources, but
given King's track record, I'm
rather inclined to believe these
people.
Early this winter, King's name
surfaced in a mob-related trial
which involved an alleged high-
profile organized crime family.
He was just as attention seeking
about it as he has been about
every other event that he's been
involved with, calling a press
conference while the judicial
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Who will be King's next victim
process was being undertaken.
Hoping that his rich speaking
voice and his sinister laugh
would keep his status (as he
perceives it) as a leader in the
black community.
"Don is one of the dirtiest,
rottenest scums that ever lived,"
says Shabazz. "King's an evil
megalomaniac. He's a closet
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Hitler who just uses fighters."
Do you suppose King will
phone Tyson when Mike is in
jail? I figure it would be more in
line with his lack of character to
find some other pug to take
Tyson's place, then "love" this
new protege, only to someday
leave this "next" fighter washed
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Morton's last second free throws ice Rock
Golden Eagles split two PSAC match-ups
by Damon Avery
Sports Writer
The Clarion University men's
basketball squad, aided by clutch
free throw shooting by
sophomore Kwame Morton, held
on to fizzle the Rockets of
Slippery Rock, 69-60. At week's
end, the Indians of IUP raided
the Tippin Gymnasium and
slipped past our Golden Eagles,
80-78.
Last Wednesday, the men
hosted the rough and tumble
SRU Rockets. With under ten
seconds remaining in the contest,
Clarion's Scott Lang was
flagrantly fouled by the Rock's
Troy Miller in an attempt to stop
the clock. This resulted in
shoving. The Rocket's head
coach, Bob Barlett, disagreed
with the call and began arguing.
This resulted in two bench
technicals. Miller was also
called for a "T" in the mugging
of Lang. After all of the
confusion was sorted out,
Clarion sent Morton to the line.
"Ice cream" (Morton's
nickname) proceeded to,
smoothly, convert all six free
throws that resulted from the
technicals. This gave Clarion a
67-60 lead with :04 seconds
remaining and sealed the Golden
Eagles' third straight victory
over Slippery Rock.
To start the exciting second
half, Roy Bumoskey's trey and a
Mark McCarthy's lay-up upped
the lead to six. But, the
Rocket's, led by Miller's three
lay-ups, and a Dan Heiman
three-pointer, stormed back to
take a 48-47 lead with 12:47 left
to play. After a Golden Eagle
time out, the Rockets went on an
8-2 run to build a 56-49 lead
with under 10 minutes
remaining. With 4:45 to play on
a Paul Vizza lay-up, Clarion tied
the game at 58-58. Vizza was
fouled with 1:54 to go and made
the front end of a one and one to
give CUP a 61-60 lead. After
three time outs, two by the Rock,
Lang was fouled with :04
seconds remaining setting the
stage for the controversial
ending.
The Golden Eagles were led by
"Wojo" with 18 tallies, including
three three-pointers. Morton
cashed in 17 points and four
assists, while Steve Branch
pumped in 14 points and grabbed
12 boards for the victors.
In the first battle this season,
our Golden Eagles stunned IUP,
70-68, on their battle ground.
Last Saturday, IUP gained
revenge on Clarion turf by
tomahawking the Golden Eagles,
80-78. Two free throws by Mark
Kynard with 10 seconds
remaining, helped the Indians to
a victory.
Clarion opened up a very
physical contest with treys from
Wojciechowski and Bumoskey
and a baseline jumper from
Morton. But two treys by Philip
Crump of IUP and a lay-up by
Vince King tied the game at 8.
Late in the half, the Golden
Eagles went on a 17-8 spurt with
two treys by Mike Archer and
two more tri-fectas by Morton.
Clarion led 34-27 at the half.
The Indians were all fired up
for the second half and were tied
within five minutes at 43-43.
But Clarion's "Wojo," Morton
and Branch led the Golden
Eagles to a seven point lead
midway through the second half.
The Golden Eagles maintained it
until IUP's Powers hit two
charity tosses and a 3- pointer to
knot the score again at 70 with
3:01 remaining.
After a time out, Clarion's
Mike Archer was fouled. Arch
hit both free throws to give the
Golden Eagles a three point lead
78-75, with :35 seconds left in
the game.
IUP's Crump answered with a
trey to tie the game at 78 with 23
ticks left on the clock, and IUP
called time out.
After the time out, IUP's
Kynard was fouled with :10
seconds remaining which set the
stage for the heartbreaking
ending.
IUP was led by Powers, who
finished the game with 21 points
and 6 rebounds.
For Clarion, Morton cashed in
20 points. Archer and Branch
totaled 16 a piece. And Wojo
added 12 points and 10 assists in
a losing effort.
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Personals
To all Sororities of Clarion, The
Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho
would like to wish you a Happy
Valentine's Day. Have a good
time on February 14, and act
responsibly, because we would.
Sincerely, KAP.
The KAP Sweetheart Kellie,
Thanks for all the time and effort
that you have given our
Fraternity. Have a great
Valentine's Day. We all love
you. Sincerely Brothers of
KAP.
Sisters of Tri-Sigma, Thanks for
the great time and all the
memories of our mixer. We're
looking forward to the next time.
Thanks again, Brothers of KAP
To the Sisters of Phi Sigma
Sigma our pledge pick was a
success, thanks to your
enthusiasm and ability to show
everybody a good time.
Sincerely, the Brothers of
Kappa Delta Rho.
The Brothers of Kappa Delta
Rho would like to congratulate
Jim Mc Laughlin, Chris Hawks,
Jim Desmet, Scott Tawaer, Cesar
Saldana, Kurt Pannier, Don
Teeter, Joe Keill, Travis Sheffler,
Matt Rakerd, Chadd Griest, Bill
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Spring '92' consisting of Jon-
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To the Brothers of Theta Chi:
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Chris- Happy Valentine's Day to
one of the best friends I could
ever ask for. We have to
remember to celebrate next year
too! Don't Forget! Love-Ta
Congratulations to our new
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Jason, Good Luck! Brothers of
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To the Sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha:
Thanks for the wild fiesta mixer,
Can't wait until the next time we
run South of the Border. Love,
The Brothers of Delta Chi
Congratulations to the Kappa
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on your induction. Good Luck
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Bonnie Blair skates for the gold in Albertville
ALBERTVILLE, France (AP)
Two days after skating faster
than anyone else over 500
meters, Bonnie Blair returned
yesterday to the temporary oval
in the middle of this quaint
Olympic community to try and
triple the distance, the 1,500.
She's not just in it for the
exercise.
To be sure, the distance is not
Blair's specialty. She is more
comfortable at the shorter
distances like the 500 and
Friday's 1,000, a race in which
she won the bronze medal at
Calgary four years ago.
Still, her coach, Peter Mueller,
says it would be foolish to rule
Bonnie out. "I think we can
medal in the 1,500," he- said
Tuesday, watching skaters breeze
around the oval on an overcast
afternoon. "If I didn't think she
could win, she wouldn't enter."
Mueller admitted he won't
push it with Bonnie.
"We'll have her go out and
skaie the best she can and see
where that puts us," he said.
"After the first 700 meters, if
she's in contention, we'll keep
her going. If she's not doing
well, we'll take it easy and just
fmish the race."
Also in the 1,500 field _ and
the gold medal favorite for the
event is Germany's Gunda
Niemann, who won the 3,000
meter gold in the first race this
week at the widely-criticized
speedskating venue.
"I'm really not in competition
with Gunda," Blair said. "I've
always looked at the 1,500 as a
way to train for my two races,
the 500 and 1,000."
With Blair skating, even at a
non-specialty distance, taped
coverage of the 1 ,500 was the
feature of CBS television's
coverage Wednesday evening.
Also scheduled were the
women's downhill combined,
which the network showed live
Wednesday morning; the
women's luge, with U.S.
teammates Cammy Myler and
Erica Terwillegar running 6-7
halfway through the competition;
and freestyle skiing moguls
prelims, in which American
Donna Weinbrecht was a gold
medal favorite.
Weinbrecht, the 1991 moguls
world champion, calls the
freestyle ski events perfectly
suited to her personality. "I was
an art student," she said. "I had
good perspective, but I didn't do
well with a sharp pencil. I did a
lot better with the abstract,
which fits moguls."
Other live morning coverage
focused on the 15K cross
country portion of the nordic
combined, the men's 10K
biathlon and the hockey game
between Canada and Norway.
Switzerland plays France and the
Unified Team goes against
Czechoslovakia in Wednesday's
other hockey games.
Blair's gold medal race
Monday was delayed an hour
because of ice conditions and her
winning time of 40.33 seconds
was well off her world and
Olympic record 39.10 posted at
Calgary and her stated goal of
38. Niemann's time of 4:19.90
for the 3,000 was some 10
seconds slower than her world
record.
Blame the ice, turned soft and
sometimes slushy by the
afternoon sun in this valley town
well-removed from the snows of
Val d'Esere and La Plagne. The
snow-capped Alps form a
picturesque landscape beyond
the oval, but the spring-like
temperatures provide a sharp
contrast
On Tuesday, Blair and her
teammates worked out at the
Olympic oval, gliding easily
over the ice, working out the
kinks. Every so often, they
would dig their blades into the
milk-white surface and take off
on a quick sprint, simulating a
race.
In competition, they go low,
bent at the waist, trying to reduce
wind resistance, sort of like Indy
cars on ice. In the corners, they
reach out for an invisible tether
to pull themselves into the
straightaways, much the way
auto racers ride the drafts of the
cars in front of them.
There was little of that
Tuesday, though. This was for
exercise, not exhaustion. There
are still races to be run.
The women's and
men's basketball teams
will take on Lock
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February 19 at Tippin
Gymnasium. The
women's game starts
at 6:00 p.m. and the
men 's starts at 8 :00.
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Volume 73, Issue 17 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 20, 1992
•
INDIANAPOLIS (AP) - Convicted rapist Mike
Tyson is eligible for a suspended sentence because he's
a first-time offender and didn't use a deadly weapon or
seriously injure his victim.
"But I can tell you right now it'll be a cold day in
hell before that happens," says Indianapolis defense
lawyer Monica Foster.
Until Tyson returns to court March 27 - maybe later -
it's anybody's guess how much time the former
heavyweight champion will serve for his Feb. 10
convictions for rape and criminal deviate conduct.
So far, those who talk don't know. And the one
person who may know, Marion Superior Court Judge
Patricia J. Gifford, won't talk.
Among the voices Gifford will listen to in deciding
the sentence, 18-year-old Desiree Washington's will
ring the clearest.
- State -
[LEECHBURG (AP) - A drugstore in Leechburg,
^nnsylvania is giving away one free Japan-made
jroduct to each of its customers. The giveaway is in
protest of the Japanese premier's recent inconsiderate
jmarks about American workers. According to the
store's owner, Gene Marco, 52, the free product
giveaway has cost the store $100 in stock. The most
>pular product choice of customers is pens.
- In This Issue -
A
M
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lews
-Bubb "Man of the Year"
Pg.5
-APSCUF contract extension
Pg.5
eatures
-Brian Bennett: student DJ
Pg.18
-"Final Analysis" review
Pg. 15
Sports
-Women's BB
Pg.20
-CUP Grapplers upset
Pg.21
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday-Mostly cloudy, chance of snow.
Saturday-Cloudy, breezy, mild. High 34
Sunday-Rain all day, falling temps. High 37
Monday-Rain changing to snow. High 33
Tuesday-Cloudy, snow late evening. High 28
Wednesday-Mostly sunny, warmer. High 38
Students cited for underage
drinking at new housing complex
Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Nine CUP students were issued
citations for underage drinking Friday
night at Greek Park in Shippenville.
Greek Park will be a new off campus
housing development for college
students this coming fall semester. The
Liquor Control Enforcement (LCE)
arrived at approximately 9:15 p.m. with
the Shippenville State Police and an
officer from the Clarion Borough Police
who administered the Pre-arrest Breath
Test (PBT) on a selected basis, based on
who was seen with alcohol.
Corp. Zinkham, of the LCE said,
currently an investigation is pending
against three adults who distributed the
alcohol to the minors and for selling
alcohol without a license. If enough
evidence is found, charges could be
brought against the individuals for
violation of section 493 of the liquor
code, selling, serving or furnishing
alcohol to minors and/or selling brewed
beverages without a license.
An organizer of the event and
developer of Greek Park and a 1982
graduate of Clarion University, Mark
Fleck, has contacted the American Civil
Liberty Union and his lawyers in
regards to the incident. Fleck is
considering filing a lawsuit against
Clarion University, the LCE and the
Clarion Borough Police.
"The main reason," said Fleck, " is
selective enforcement. They can pick
and choose who they want to enforce the
laws against. So, if we are out there
having a function exactly the same as
500 to 1000 other functions that have
been held there in the last couple of
years, exactly the same set up. They
selectively chose us based on college
students."
Fleck said he was not selling alcohol
since a four dollar cover charge was
taken at the door. "They assume beer is
included in the price no matter what is
charged at the door."
Fleck also claims that the university
upped the LCE. "Clarion University is
the one who filed the complaint. I
verbally askec; the LCE and the State
Police that light, who filed the
complaint." According to the LCE,
they received the tip from the
Shippenville State Police. The State
Police would not identify their source.
"It comes down to the university
doesn't want to be blamed for it," said
Scott Shoaf/Clarbn Call
Nine students were cited for underage drinking at the proposed off campus
housing site in Marianne. The Liquor Control Enforcement arrived at 9:15
p.m. and administered random Pre-arrest Breath Tests.
Fleck, "but that was what we were told
that night and there were many
witnesses to that." Fleck went on to
say that perhaps the university's
reasoning behind the alleged phone
call was because of concern over
underage drinking, which he fully
agrees with. But, he also said that
they provide the students with
transportation and they did not provide
alcohol to anyone under 21.
In Fleck's opinion, the university
interfered with the students' right to
privacy and he personally reels
discriminated against. "The school
really isn't interested in the students'
social life and their right to privacy,"
he said. "I cannot understand them
stepping in selectively because they
are college students. Although they
aren't the ones who enforce it, they are
the ones who supposedly made the
call."
Fleck also feels unfairly treated
because he is a rival for the student
housing market. "They (CUP)
discriminated unfairly to me as a
competitor. My whole purpose was to
solicit the students to be attracted to
my facility and to want to live there.
By them busting up the whole party, it
very much destroyed my whole
evening of marketing." Fleck feels
this solicitation was hindered when the
organizers of the event had to turn two
buses of students away after the raid.
According to sources at Clarion
University, no one from the university
called the state police in an official
capacity and told them about the beer.
(Cont. on pg. 4)
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FTERTHOUGHTS
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
The Vo-tech
Zone
Five suburban girls in their
early twenties drive a rented, red,
Ford Taurus station wagon to
Seminole, Florida. After
meeting another sorority sister,
the girls travel to a night club in
Pinellas County. Six girls end up
on the wrong side of the tracks.
A mushrooming cloud of
naivete curled around our heads
when my friends and I collected
the hot pink and black "City
Nights" business cards. "Ah,"
we thought, "ladies night is
Tuesday.. .free drinks.. .free
drinks..." With vodka bottles
glistening in our eyes all six of
us piled into what had become
known as the "ultra wagon." We
sped down Tyrone Blvd. seeking
our destination, the palace of
partying — "City Nights." Two
minutes after we paid the $5.00
cover, I realized we had made a
huge mistake. I felt as if my
friends and I had squeezed
through a window in time and
space. We entered "The Vo-tech
Zone."
We were six sorority girls
seated at a long table drinking
Screw Drivers out of 1/2 pint
sized cups.
When the out-dated disco
music poured out of the huge
speakers sitting on the stage the
"Vo-techers" stormed the dance
floor. I couldn't blink. I
couldn't turn my head. I
couldn't drink another sip of my
vodka. In amazement, I gawked
at these native Floridians. It was
MTV gone worse. All of the
men were dressed in multi-
colored saran wrap-like suits.
Their sport coats resembled
waiters' jackets and the crotch of
the pants hung below their
knees. They all wore patent
leather orthopedic shoes.
(Perhaps those are better for
dancing) All of these men had
"Miami Vice" pompadour
hairdos.
Kristin Hatfield
The female counterparts to
these greasy, overstylcd bohunks
were just as eye-catching. Each
high-haired beauty was scantly
clad in some sort of spandex
attire. All Floridian women have
a distinct "biker chick" air about
them. The mixture of these two
personalities at the same club is
comically frightful, but the
chemistry of the two grinding on
the dance floor is even more
explosive. My friends and I
were entranced by their moronic
attempts to achieve rhythmical
synchronicity. All of the people
who missed out on the 1970's
loved "City Nights."'
As the music blared I
witnessed the oddest
phenomenon. The back wall of
the dance floor was lined with
(Cont.onpg. 4)
As a Communication major,
freedom of speech and freedom
of the press was immediately
drilled into my head.
Unfortunately, the modern world
we live in is constantly drilling
away at this high standing
premise.
The perfect example of this is
the PC movement or the
Politically Correct movement.
In today's world, it's chic to be
PC, if you're un-PC, you're not
"in." In most cases you're far out.
This problem has gone one
step further now, as colleges and
universities have gotten into the
PC mode.
Many universities across the
nation have adopted official
speech codes, or anti-harassment
codes, which prohibit students
from talking about, or writing
about, anything that may be
considered inflammatory or
considered discriminatory by
students.
Fortunately, most students are
smart enough to realize this is an
infringement on their
constitutional rights and fight
back. It is also necessary to say
that the American Civil Liberties
Union has been helpful in this
battle.
Recently, the University of
Wisconsin at Madison board of
regents enacted a similar code of
speech. This code prohibited
University of Wisconsin students
from making discriminatory
statements on campus. Most
students found the code to be
vague and considered it to be a
gag over their first amendment
rights. A federal judge in
Milwaukee agreed with them
and declared the code
unconstitutional.
The board of regents is now
reworking the language of the
code to punch it into the bounds
of constitutionality.
This relates to the PC
movement. In this lawsuit happy
world we live in, where
everyone is atrai .1 to speak out,
one wrong wofv« and you are
embroiled in moe trouble than
it's worth.
Could this type of controversy
ever come here' Will Clarion
University ever enact a code of
speech?
Perhaps in some ways we
already do.
One of my esteemed professors
made a statement this week that
sort of brings this issue out.
He said that to get anywhere in
today's world, you had better
watch what you say and write
because you never know when
something you say during your
formative years will come back
to haunt you.
In essence what this instructor
(Cont. on pg. 4)
The Clarion Call ■ 2-20-92 - Page 3
Chandler
"Slop"
Dear Editor-
I'd like to say a few words
about nutrition. Perhaps the
individuals responsible for the
meal selection at Chandler
Dining Hall may wish to pay
special attention to this article.
This could be considered a crash
course in educating you about
the basis for good health.
The first step for any health
conscious individual trying to
fight the battle against long-term
illness is creating a well-
balanced diet. This consists of
providing the body with an
ample amount of protein,
carbohydrates, vitamins,
minerals, water, dietary fiber,
and also keeping fat and sodium
intake to a minimum. The
recommended percent of total
calories per day that should
come from fat is 30% or under.
Each day, I am expected
to make a decision concerning
what to put into by body. The
choices range from steak
sandwiches on stale buns, to
greasy, low quality baked
chicken. Fried fish, pork cutlets,
hamburgers, french fries and
tacos are among the many
unhealthy foods we can select
from on the weekends. One
would think of these as a suitable
alternative for those of us who
like to keep our arteries clean
and unclogged. Wrong. I cannot
fully express my distaste when
someone takes a nutritious food
such as spaghetti and covers it
with oil to avoid sticking. Then
we have the deli line and its wide
array of high fat deli meats. The
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or laced with lard are the turkey
breast, chicken salad and egg
salad.
Just so the targeted audience
doesn't get too offended, I must
not forget to mention some of
the dining hall's positive aspects.
I surely don't want this article to
sound bias. We have very nice
trays that fit snugly on the tables
and are also very good for
bobsledding. What about those
spanking new tables that are not
only pleasing to the eye, but also
hide stains very effectively?
Does Clarion know how to spend
our money wisely? I'm not
saying those additions are not
welcomed, I just think the
student body would have been
much more appreciative if their
money was used to upgrade the
quality of the food served at
Chandler, rather than adding to
its decor.
I suppose some people are
saying, "If you don't like it,
don't eat it." That's what this
entire article is boiling down to,
choice. Some people have no
choice but to eat the food at
Chandler. Incoming freshmen
who live in the residence halls
are required to buy a meal plan.
And let's not forget the many
individuals who live off campus
and lack the time to cook or
prepare meals in their sometimes
cramped living quarters. We, as
poor college students, have no
choice but to unwillingly
consume large quantities of
Chandler "slop". It's no wonder
freshmen gain 15 pounds their
first semester up here.
This published expression of
my opinion is no secret to
anyone attending this University.
After I asked the manager of
Chandler when he planned to
serve good food, he replied:
"Never! You'll have to go to
McDonalds for healthy food."
He himself admitted to the
failure of Chandler as a quality
cafeteria. McDonalds probably
is more nutritious, at least they
offer a low fat substitute for
hamburgers and milkshakes.
Complaints echo throughout
the "cafe" on a daily basis by
almost everyone who enters its
domain. Why has nothing been
done to change this promotion of
stress and obesity? Students
who value their health and are
tired of feeding on salad and
frozen yogurt to sustain their
desire for overall wellness want
a change.
-Darren Everhart
Resident Assistant
Wilkinson Hall
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Dear Editor-
Like most Clarion students, I
read the Call on Thursday's
when it is put out. Also like
most students, I very seldom
agree with everything that is
written in the Call.
I particularly like the letters to
the editor section, because
hearing what other CUP students
are thinking helps promote my
own thinking concerning many
issues.
One such issue concerns the
letter written by Tina Stallworth
of the African-American Student
Union. The letter concerned the
coverage, or lack thereof, of
black history month in the Call
the week of February 6th. The
criticism was rightly done, there
should have been some mention
of the upcoming events during
the monthlong celebration. I've
attended several of the events
and have found them highly
entertaining and a good learning
experience.
One question that I would like
to pose though, concerns the fact
that there is a black history
month. Yet, there is no white
history month or no German
history month or no Italian
history month.
Why is that?
I've heard the arguments that
majority groups have no need to
celebrate their cultures and that
most groups never met with the
prejudices or hatred that the
African-Americans did.
Somehow, that argument
doesn't hold water as far as I'm
concerned. My ancestors arrived
here from Ireland in the 1840 s;
they were not met with open
arms, and weren't treated as
equals for many years.
Personally, I feel there should
be a white or a German history
month, and there could also be a
white student union formed on
campus if students wish it. All
individuals are guaranteed their
right to assemble and to believe
as they wish, without persecution
from anyone else.
-name withheld by request
Page 4 - The Clarion Call - 2-20-92
Students cited.
(Cont. from pg. 1)
An advertisement for Greek
Park ran in the February 13 issue
of the Clarion Call advertising
free beer. This, according to the
LCE, is grounds for an
investigation since the
advertisement did not stipulate
that no one under 21 was
allowed into the party.
Fleck indicated that the party
was open to anyone and that
those under 21 were not served
alcohol. ID was requested at the
door and those over 21 had their
hands stamped and were the only
ones served alcohol.
"All we are trying to do," said
Fleck, "is to bring the students
something of interest. We
provide a shuttle bus service to
and from campus which
eliminates drunk driving."
One student who was cited
recalled that only a few people
were picked out of the crowd
and given the PBT. "Only a
couple of us got cited and three-
quarters of them were let go."
Dave "Gordo" Bellard, one of
the DJ.'s at the party, was also
cited for underage drinking.
According to him, he wasn't
given a breathalizer test, his
breath was not smelled and his
Hide Park.
(cont. from pg. 2)
mirrors. These mirrors acted
like huge refrigerators and the
dancers were like cheap little
plastic fruit magnets. No one
danced in groups of four or five.
Everyone faced the mirrors and
watched himself dance. It was
the Ancient Tribal Dance of the
uneducated Floridians. At one
point a sweat-beaded "plumber-
wanna be" dressed in a baggy
plumb suit leaped off the stag ;
and landed in a jazz split at ot r
feet.
The actual trouble began when
the 5'2" Texan called Jim pulled
his chair up to our table. His
unbuttoned, wide collar, orange
and brown plaid shirt showed off
his swinging gold astrological
medallion. "What y'all up to?"
Jim said smiling, exposing his
yellowed teeth.
"Go away!" my friend Pam
yelled at him.
"Don't y'all like to dance
none?"
Not with 5 '2" balding Texans
wearing worn, high-heeled
cowboy boots, I thought to
myself. "We don't like to date
men," I said. This response
usually deters any future come
ons because implying either you
or your friends are lesbians will:
turn men off completely; or,
have them find you so weird
they will just leave. Jim did not
take the hint. He returned seven
of eight more times. I even took
his chair away. He wouldn't
even leave us alone after Pam a
5' spitfire, punched him in the
eye for grabbing her behind.
Shortly after Pam struck Jim
he was removed from the bar by
the bouncer. We still were not
safe. A cross between the young
Charles Manson and Alice
Cooper plopped himself down
next to us. Not even free
Absolut was worth such torture.
A unanimous decision was made
to leave — and never return.
Two days later as we lay on the
beach, baking in the sun a
toothless, tattooed fat girl
approached us with more "City
Nights" business cards. We just
laughed and rolled over.
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cup was not checked. "I knew at
least ten people under 21 there
and they weren't carded and
cited," said Bellard.
Another student who was not
cited, Eric Simko, thought the
event was a good alternative
compared to other social
activities in the area. "I just
turned 20 and I can't go to the
bars and the parties get lame,
sometimes. That (Greek Park)
was a new thing to do."
"The students need some type
of representation for them to
stand up for their rights," said
Fleck. "If no one else is willing
to do it, then I'm willing to do it
for them."
In a related issue there is
controversy over the name of the
complex, "Greek Park." Diana
Anderson, director of Greek life,
feels that anything that happens
at the complex will be reflected
upon the greeks. "My concern is
that there will not be just greeks
living at Greek Park, therefore,
any activities that might take
place there will reflect upon the
greeks."
Anderson cited the wet T-shirt
contest held Friday night at the
party as an example. She feels
that this kind of activity should
not be associated with greek life.
"We want the school to
approve of it [the complex],"
said Fleck. "We'll change the
name if we have to."
Others don't favor the new
complex because of the
commuting time.
"I wouldn't invest in the
project if I were an investor,"
said Dr. George Curtis, vice
president for student affairs.
"It's a long way away. How
often are they going to run the
buses; how convenient will it be?
If I were a student, Iwould want
to know what I was getting into
first."-
Barry Morris, Director of
Residence Life, also commented
on the issue. "We don't think it's
a good idea because the
commuting time would be too
long." Morris feels the
commuting time could be as
much as an hour with waiting
and everything else considered.
He also said, "It doesn't look
like a good environment for
students based oh what we have
heard so far."
Greek Park is off campus
housing located in Shippenville.
They are offering two and four
student units for the fall semster.
Each apartment will have a full
bathroom, cab! 1 and furniture.
The complex will offer laundry
facilities, weight room, on site
cafeteria and two restaurants, a
three story student lounge, lots
of parking and basketball and
volleyball courts. Greek Park
will also provide a shuttle bus
seven days a week, 24 hours a
day, to and from campus.
Afterthoughts, . .
(Cont. from pg. 2)
was saying to me was to
maintain the status quo and don't
speak out about issues that
bother you, because there's
always someone out there who
has more power than yourself
and has a dissenting opinion.
This is crap. I'm going to
college, first of all, to get a
degree and eventually get a high
paying job. But I'm also here to
experience other viewpoints and
ideas. If all of us were to take
this one "professional"
educator's advice, this would be
a very quiet and useless campus.
I certainly don't believe in this
idea. If I did, what hope would I
have of finding a job in the
Orient, or to be PC. . .the Far
East.
Until next time. . .Farewell.
Bedrock Cafe
is looking for campus talent.
Pick up an app lication in Rm. 4
Harvey Hall.
The Clarion Call ■ 2-20-92 - Page 5
Wrestling coach receives Citizen of the Year Award
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
Clarion University wrestling
coach Robert Bubb received
Clarion area Chamber of
Commerce's 1991 Citizen of the
year award. The award was
presented to him at a banquet on
February 1, by Karen Pope,
executive director of the Clarion
Chamber of Commerce.
Coach Bubb arrived at the
banquet believing he was to
accept an award on behalf of the
wrestling team. Bubb said, "I
was truly overwhelmed when I
realized that the introduction was
revealing happenings that
occurred in my life." Bubb also
added, "I remember with utmost
respect prior recipients of this
prestigious award and I am
pleased to be considered in
similar high esteem."
The recipient of this award is
"someone who has contributed
to the betterment of the
community," said Karen Pope,
presenter of the award.
"I am certain that it is realized
that one doesn't receive this
award based on his efforts
alone," said Bubb.
After he received the award,
Bubb remembered all the people
who made Clarion wrestling
what it is today. "I immediately
recalled the young men who
virtually lived in the practice
room from 1966 to the present;
the student body who filled the
seats; the Clarion community
who not only cheered, but also
supported in ways both tangible
and intangible; the faculty who
not only encouraged our student
athletes, but challenged them to
learn as well; the athletic trainers
who cared and repaired; the
assistant coaches who spent
hours to insure that it all comes
together; and a helping
administration that has granted
me the opportunity to be
successful."
Coach Bubb went on to say
that he was both "honored and
humbled to receive the award."
Coach Bubb plans to step
down from his position as the
NCAA Division I head wrestling
coach at Clarion at the end of the
1991-92 wrestling season.
Bubb who is also a professor in
the Health and Physical
r ead wrestling coach Robert Bubb received the Clarion
1 39 1 Citizen of the year award on February 1 .
Education Department, will be Summer Wrestling Camp in
Clarion Call file photo
area Chamber of Commerce's
o:i sabbatical leave the 1992-93
academic year, then return to the
university to teach full-time in
the fall of 1993. He will
continue to operate the Clarion
Faculty contract extended
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
The Association of
Pennsylvania State College and
University Faculties and the
State System of Higher
Education have agreed to a one-
year extension of their current
contract.
The extension now means the
current contract between the two
sides will expire on June 30,
1994.
The extension of the contract
was ratified by APSCUF
members in voting that took
place at the 143 SSHE schools
from January 28-30.
According to figures released
by APSCUF 97.5 percent of
those voting approved of the
extension of the current
collective bargaining agreement.
The State System Board of
Governors approved the
extension U their January
quarterly meeting.
The extension involves five
articles, a side letter and four
memoranda of understanding
from the current contract.
- The five contract articles
affected by the extension are:
Salaries, Health & Welfare,
Faculty and professional
Development, Tenure and
Retirement.
The salary article involves two
changes. A general pay increase
of five percent will take place
during the 1993-94 academic
year. The second part involves a
provision where faculty
members at Step G of the salary
ladder for four or more years in
the fall of 1993 will move to the
final step of the ladder, Step Z.
According to State APSCUF
President, Dr. James Tinsman,
"Both sides see the extension as
a sound move at the current time,
as evidenced by the
overwhelming rate of the
approval concerning the
extension."
Concerning health & welfare
in the extension, the pact calls
for an increase of $60 per year to
the Faculty Health and Welfare
Fund.
The pact also calls for a
continuation of the $400,000 per
year State System committment
to the professional Development
Fund during the 1993-94
academic year.
Also included in this section is
a sentence which declares that
the removal of tenure from a
faculty member at age 70 is null
and void after January 1, 1994.
APSCUF and SSHE have also
reached an agreement in which
they will collectively work to
ensure that affordable child care
is available at all 14 state
schools.
Both SSHE and APSCUF felt
that agreeing upon a contract
extension at this point in time
was a key. The reason for this is
Pennsylvania's increasing budget
problems and the decreasing
appropriations being given to
SSHE by the state legislature.
1992.
Bubb, a native of Lock Haven,
Pennsylvania, graduated from
Lock Haven High School in
1954 and was a runner-up at the
PIAA State Wrestling
Championships.
Moving on to attend the
University of Pittsburgh, Bubb
was three-year letterwinner and
placed fourth as a wrestler at the
1959 NCAA Division I
Wrestling Nationals, plus was
voted Pitt's "Most Valuable
Wrestler" that same year.
He graduated from Pitt in 1959
with his degree in education and
was hired to teach and coach
wrestling at Tyrone High School.
In his seven years as head coach
at Tyrone (1959-66), Bubb
coached six District Champions,
one Regional Camp and one
state Champ, before coming to
Clarion in 1966.
Some of Bubb's major
accomplishments while at
Clarion include becoming the
only fourth Division I coach, in
1990, in the history of the sport
to reach 300 dual meet wins.
He currently has a winning
percentage over 72%.
He has coached six NCAA
Division I National Champions,
three College Division Champs,
25 Division I Ail-Americans, 28
Eastern Wrestling League
winners and 63 PSAC
(Pennsylvania State Athletic
Conference) titlists. Bubb's
teams have won 10 PSAC Team
Titles, one EWL Championship
(1980) and have an enviable
record at Division I Nationals.
The Golden Eagles, under Bubb,
have placed in the top 20 in team
scoring at Division I Nationals
11 times since 1972 (20 years)
and placed in the top 29 in team
scoring at Division I's in 18 of
the last 21 seasons.
Bubb's top dual meet season
came in the 1985-86 season
when the Golden Eagles were
17-0-1 and ended the season
ranked third in the nation behind
Iowa and Iowa State.
The teams top Division I
Nationals finish came in 1973
when Clarion scored 54.50
points and ended fourth. Two
sixth place finishes were also
registered in 1972 and 1987.
Bubb has had the pleasure of
coaching such wrestling greats
as Chuck Coryea, Randy Miller,
Mike Cole, Gary Horner and
Kurt Angle.
Coach Bubb has made a
substantial contribution not only
to the wrestling world but also to
the community and will be long
remembered for it.
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Professor receives grant to design new teaching method
by Patrick Schmader
News Writer
A $15,000 grant has b< en
given to Dr. John W.R. Smith an
education professor at Claiion
University, to create a
Curriculum Clearinghouse for
the whole language concept and
Cooperative Learning Units.
The grant, which was provi led
by the Pennsylvania Academy
for the Profession to Teaching,
was received in cooperation with
the Clarion University Center for
Educational Leadership of the
College of Education and
Human Services.
The project provides
instructional support for teachers
in the 17 school districts of the
Riverview Intermediate Unit 6.
The instructional support will
improve teachers abilities to
provide a whole language line of
instruction.
"It's a philosophy, not a
method," said Dr. Smith. "It's an
approach. There is no manual
for Whole Language instruction.
It is a different way of
structuring teaching of
elementary children. The
learning is not driven by
textbooks and workbooks. The
learning is driven by the children
having exciting learning
experiences. '
The Whole Language
movement is happening all over
the country right now and is
targeted towards grades first
through third.
"The Whole Language
approach is primarily aimed
towards reading," said Dr. Smith,
"but it encompasses all the
language am. It's even broader
though, because it integrates
teaching reading and writing
with teaching science and social
studies. It involves children
acting frequently in collaborative
learning by doing rather than
rote memory and total pencil and
CUP receives grant to create arboreta
by Brian Delaney
News Writer
Clarion University recently
received a $29,500 grant
approved by Pennsylvania
Bureau of Forestry to create an
arboreta, a collection of trees and
plants fo the campus.
Dr. D ivid Howes, associate
profess< r of Geography said,
"The pu pose of the grant is to
expand t e establishment of trees
and enc >urage the renewal of
plant cc llections at a public
arboreta. It will also encourage
the i stablishment and
development of community
passive ecreation areas such as
parks."
The project could be bigger if
there is university involvement;
everyone's ideas and thoughts
would be appreciated in order to
get the full effect of the project.
One example of involvement
would be going to the meetings
that decide what types of trees
and plants will be purchased.
The next meeting will be held
on March 12 in 212 Founders
Hall from noon until 2:00 p.m.
The agenda of the meeting will
be a more specific plan for the
trees and plants — where they
will be located along with the
quantity.
The money has to be spent by
the end of September.
Howes said, "Student
involvement is strongly
encouraged and could be done
by students helping plant the
arboreta, mainly shrubs because
of their small size and less
hazards occur when planting.
The more help there is, the more
trees and shrubs that can be
planted because volunteers
would reduce the price that
would be paid to the nurseries
who will be planting the
arboreta."
A minimum of three different
kinds of plants and trees is
anticipated to be purchased even
though they will be limited
because of Clarion's climate.
Howes said, "We would like to
get as many as possible."
Before the trees and plants are
purchased, there will be
estimations made in order to
figure out how many types can
be purchased. From there, they
will be mapped out in order to
determine how many will be
purchased.
There will be an emphasis
around Carlson Library along
with Carrier and Still Hall since
they are the most used and well
traveled by.
Right now, there are plans for
the project but they are still up
for discussion until a final
decision is made.
According to Clare Heidler,
director of facilities manag-
ement, "We're trying to fill the
holes of the campus and by next
fall, you will be able to see the
difference."
Student activities fee
expected to rise this fall
r
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
Student activity fees are
expected to rise this fall at
Clarion University due to the
possible increase in tuition
announced by Governor Robert
P. Casey's Budget Message.
The decline in student
enrollment and inflation also is a
contributor to the increase. The
mcrease would be $5, raising the
fee to $75 per semester.
There is a need for this money
l <> keep campus activities
functioning, the main function
being athletics. John Owens,
head of the Appropriation
Committee on student senate,
understands why students would
be upset. He said, "We are
working with other people's
money," but he believes that the
increase would be a fair amount
to balance CUP's budget plan.
Owens feels there is a great
possibility this proposal to the
student senate will follow
through for the Fall 1992
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writing and composition rather
than filling in one word to
complete a sentence. It teaches
to read for meaning, this does
not mean that we are not
teaching for competence, but we
are looking to have children
come out of elementary school
being able to read, write,
compute and have a great
concept for meaning."
The project consists of
working with the school districts
to find teachers who are already
designing and using individual
integrative learning activities
units.
After selecting the best of
these units, hey will compile
them into a s >rt of standardized
unit and mak< it available to the
17 school di tricts. "What we
are going to do is identify six
teachers, who are using Whole
Language techniques and this
summer we ; re going to try to
take some of the things they do
and put them into a standardized
teaching format. We are then
planning a workshop next fall in
which we will share this
information with all the school
districts."
Smith says that the funds go
toward hiring graduate students
to help do the work, purchase
materials and other expenses.
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Friday, due to four inches of snow that hit the area
Thursday evening.
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Texas school AIDS statistics six times national average
JOHNTOWN, Texas (AP) _
Students at a school receiving
national attention because of its
AIDS virus statistics are well-
deserving of a reward for dealing
with the scare, their principal
says.
"It really couldn't be better
timing," Ray Miller said Friday
night after the Rivercrest Rebels,
beat rival Cooper, 91-49, to
capture the District 17-2A boys'
basketball championship.
"The kids have been champs,
they've handled this situation
with a lot of class and it showed
that they can deal with the
adversity they face," Miller said.
On Thursday, the
superintendent of the Talco-
Bogata Independent School
District said he had been told six
of the 197 students at Rivercrest
are infected with HIV. That's six
times the national average.
However, school officials are
now questioning the accuracy of
the information.
The national attention
interfered with basketball
practice Thursday as reporters
roamed the halls of the school.
"It was easy for us to become
unfocused in this situation,"
Rivercrest basketball coach
Wake Wood said Friday night.
He had to cut short some
practices because of the
situation.
Wood said he wouldn't blame
any school for not wanting to
play the Rebels, but Cooper had
no such problem.
"Most of the parents of these
children arc teachers themselves
and they understand that
education is needed for dealing
with this crisis," said Cooper
girls' coach Sandra Stevens,
whose team played Rivercrest
before the boys' game Friday.
Before the first game, Cooper
presented a heart to the
Rivercrest team.
"We just want to show them
that we're with them and they
have our total support," Ms.
Stevens said.
The standing-room-only crowd
gave the teams an ovation as the
players exchanged hugs after the
Cooper girls beat Rivercrest 62-
51.
Then the boys played a spirited
game with the Cooper Bulldogs
committing 22 personal fouls.
Eddie Williams scored 15
points for Rivercrest as the
Rebels raced to an easy victory,
returning to the bi-district
playoffs for the first time in two
years. They are 9-1 in district
and 20-10 overall this season.
Wood said all his players and
their parents were in favor of
going ahead with game.
"I didn't have any parents
come to me and say specifically
to take my kid out of athletics,
and I think that is a very positive
approach," the coach said. "We
just need a lot of education right
now on this subject and I think
everyone understands that."
Kip Stansell, a member of the
Talco-Bogata school board,
agreed.
"It has brought everyone
together," he said. "We've seen
the community come out and
show their support for the
school. We can only come out of
this with a positive outlook and
work toward taking care of the
problem through education."
Controversy over guest speaker at Syracuse University
SYRACUSE, N.Y.(AP) _
The sign on the bulletin board at
Syracuse University read: "Nine
Days until Dr. Leonard Jeffries.
We will not be stopped."
The defiant pronouncement by
Syracuse's Student African-
American Society underscores
the defensive posture it has taken
since inviting the controversial
City College of New York
professor to be its Black History
Month speaker.
Group leaders are angry and
perplexed that people are
attacking their choice of speaker.
Jeffries, has been accused of
questionable scholarship and
outright racism. Two weeks ago,
Seton Hall officials banned him
from speaking on campus.
"Because of all he's gone
through - death threats, threats to
his home, his family - it must be
either that he's saying something
very truthful, or he's hitting a
chord somewhere," said Vaughn
Irons, president of the Student
African-American Society.
"I have mixed feelings about
him," added Shawn Littlejohn,
the organization's vice president
of education and cultural affairs.
"Some of the things he says I
agree with, some of them I don't.
But it's that way with any
speaker. He challenges me," said
Littlejohn.
Jewish students on campus are
circulating a petition asking
others to join them Thursday
night in protesting Jeffries'
speech, which was moved to the
Carrier Dome because of the
expected turnout. Hillel, the
school's Jewish student
organization, has protested the
past appearances of Nation of
Islam leader Louis Farrakhan.
"SAS keeps saying they want
to promote unity," said Shari
Ceunca, president of Hillel.
"There's a difference between
controversial and hateful
remarks. It's hurtful to hear
people say things like that."
Hillel members are explicit
about what it is they are
protesting.
"We do not object to Mr.
Jeffries' right to speak on
campus," said Rabbi Alan
Middle States Subcommittee Hearing s
The following Middle States subcommittees will hold hearings during the week of
February 24 in the Carlson Library Conference Room:
Student Services
Other Resources and Equipment
Organization and Administration
and Governing Board
Tuesday, February 25 at 3:30 p.m.
Wednesday, February 26 at 3:00 p.m.
Thursday, February 27 at 3:15 p.m.
Each hearing will begin with a brief summary presentation of the subcommittee's
preliminary findings and will be followed by a discussion session.
The Middle States Steering Committee encourages all members of the Clarion
University community to participate in these hearings to assist the subcommittees in
preparing their area reports for the steering committee later this semester.
Notices regarding hearings held by the remainder of the Middle States subcommittees
will be published in future editions of the Call.
Joseph Iser, the spiritual adviser
to Hillel. "We are exercising our
First Amendment right to that
part of his message we find
racist and offensive."
The Jewish group also is
planning an afternoon rally
against racism and anti-
Semitism.
Jeffries, a 55-year-old African-
American studies professor from
Teaneck, N.J., says he's the
victim of a conspiracy, one
orchestrated by the people who
object to his efforts to inject
Afrocentrism into schools.
Jeffries said his detractors are
disturbed because he talks about
the ugly side of American
history and blamed the media for
distorting his views.
"We deal with the truth,"
Jeffries said. "We're saying you
need a multicultural, Afrocentric
education. If you don't get it,
you're not being educated,
you're not being prepared."
Jeffries moved into the
national spotlight in 1989 when
he served as a consultant to a
state task force designing a
multicultural curriculum for New
York schools.
One problem is that his version
of the truth differs from that held
by many scholars. And his
tendency to blame Jews for
history's crimes against African-
Americans, and to advance to
what many smacks of racial
superiority theories, draw
denunciation from both black
and white colleagues.
At a state-supported black arts
festival in Albany in July,
Jeffries accused Jews of
conspiring to denigrate African-
Americans through the movies
produced in Hollywood and of
financing the African slave trade
in the 19th century. He told his
mostly black audience that
whites can no longer be trusted,
"even good ones."
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Mick Jagger confined to hotel in Japan
Compiled by Shannon Skomra
from the AP service
International
News
Jagger denied
access to Japan
Japanese immigration officials
are not allowing Mick Jagger
into the country. A spokesman
for the Immigration Office says
Jagger is being denied entry
because of a 1969 marijuana
conviction in London. Jagger
flew to Tokyo to promote his
new movie, "Free Jack."
Currently, he is confined to a
hotel at Tokyo's Narita Airport
where he is appealing the ban.
Soviet Union may file
protest over collision
The former Soviet Union
might file a protest over last
Tuesday's collision between two
nuclear subs. The Interfax News
Agency reports the US "Baton
Rouge" ran into a
Commonwealth sub off the
Russian coast. Officials in
Moscow claim the sub was
sneaking around in Russian
territorial waters.
The US Navy claims it was the
other way around and that the
sub was in international waters.
National
Dozens injured
in massive wreck
Idaho State Police reported
about two dozen people were
injured in a massive chain
reaction crash in southeastern
Idaho. A police spokesman says
the temperature dropped
suddenly Tuesday, turning
Interstate IS into a sheet of ice.
As many as 50 vehicles were
involved in wrecks along a 15-
mile section of highway near
Pocatello.
Washington's stolen
wallet returned
George Washington was in
Trenton, New Jersey, Monday,
but his wallet wasn't. The Old
Barracks Museum held special
ceremonies to celebrate Presi-
dents Day, but the display that
once contained Was ling ton's
leather pouch remainec empty.
A Dalestown attorney
surrendered the stoler wallet to
the police Monday, wl ere it will
remain in custody until the
investigation is complete.
The wallet was stolen from a
display case at the Old Barracks
Museum on January 31 .
State
Japanese products free
in one drug store
You won't find many Japanese
products in one Westmoreland
County drug store. If you do
find any, they're free. Gene
Marco, the co-owner of Kiski
Plaza Pharmacy, won't sell
anything made in Japan. A sign
posted on the front door says
anything with a "Made in Japan"
sticker is free. This does not
include prescription drugs.
So far this policy has cost
Marco about $100 of
merchandise. >
He says he wants to send a
message to Japan that its trade
policies are intolerable.
Debate over cats rages
in Pittsburgh
There is currently a great cat
debate raging in Pittsburgh.
Council President Jack Wagner
wants every cat in the city
licensed, just like dogs. He says
that it's a good way to identify
strays. Many animal advocates
are backing him up.
Some cat owners have pounced
on the idea. They say the
government already has too
much control of their lives.
Campus
News
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
MU student stabbed
in the face
The Snapper
A student at Millersville
University was stabbed in the
face on February 9 in a domestic
dispute with another Millersville
student according to Millersville
Police Department Detective
Jack Eckert. Scott Kropinski was
allegedly attacked by Eric
Rotenberry during a fight
between Rotenberry and his
girlfriend, Allison Mitrisin.
Rotenberry allegedly struck
Mitrisin a blow to the head and
then assaulted Kropinski with a
knife and the claw of a hammer.
Rotenberry was charged with
two counts of simple assault and
one count of aggravated assault.
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Edinboro citizens speak out
against KKK rally
Spectator
Edinboro University recently
held a teach in/speak out
program in response to a
proposed Ku Klux Klan rally in
Erie this summer.
The program was held by the
Coalition Against the Klan, a
group of Erie citizens opposed to
Klan style bigotry.
One of the incidents which led
to the proposed rally is that an
Erie County woman is permit-
ting the KKK to use her farm for
the rally scheduled June 5-7.
She currently faces charges of
ethnic intimidation, simple
assault, filing a false police
report and harassment.
The woman told the Erie
Times that she went to the Klan
;«
for protection that she says she
was not receiving from state
police.
Several of the coalition and
guest EUP faculty spoke on a
variety of related topics.
IUP director receives
distinguished award
The Penn
Current director of student
services at Indiana University of
Pennsylvania, Terry Appolonia
won the Dis: nguished Service
Award for the Eastern Region of
the Associa ion of Fraternal
Advisors (AFA).
The Distinguished Service
Award recognizes Appolonia's
work with the Greeks on the IUP
campus plus his involvement
with the AFA.
Cicippio's receive
thousands of letters
Former hostage Joseph
Cicippio and his family are
handling the tedious but
welcome part of answering mail.
The Cicippios are mailing out
about 2000 letters to thank those
who showered them with cards,
letters and yellow ribbons during
the five-plus years he spent in
captivity. Good wishes came
from thousands of children plus
churches, booster clubs,
businesses and individuals.
Thomas Cicippio, a brother of
the former hostage, says the
family tried to answer many of
the letters, but at least wanted to
acknowledge all of them.
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Modern phone technology allows disabled to communicate
by Ijarry McEwen
News Writer
Talking on the phone is an
activity most people think little
about. But, for people with
hearing and speaking disabilities,
talking on the phone is virtually
impossible.
With the development of the
Telecommunication Relay
Service (TRS) and the
Telecommunication Device for
the Deaf (TDD), speech and
hearing impaired people can now
"talk" on the phone.
Michelle Garcia, an AT&T
representative explained how the
system worked at a presentation
this past Monday evening.
Special 800 numbers are set
up, one for hearing impaired
callers and one for regular
callers. Each call goes through
the Pennsylvania Relay Center.
Messages are then transcribed
by special operator assistants
into the TDD for the hearing
impaired caller. On the other
end, the assistant relays the
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Michelle Garcia discusses the TRS and the TDD systems.
typed message verbally to the
regular caller.
The TDD looks and is used
just like a regular keyboard. It
can also be hooked up to a PC to
let the impaired caller see more
of the message at one time.
Assistance available for tiling income tax returns
The Accounting Club i id
student volunteers from Gar >n
Universtiy are offering f se
services to help Clarion a 3a
residents file their income ix
returns.
The program, called VI' "A
(Voluntary Income lax
Assistance) will assist the se
needing help in the meeting
room downstairs in the Gar on
Free Library on the following
dates.
You can also call 226-8899 for
more information. Remember,
this is a free service.
Monday, February 24, 6-8:00 pm Saturday, April 4, 12-3:00 p.m.
Monday, March 9, 6-8:00 p.m. Monday, April 6, 6-8:00 p.m.
Saturday, March 14, 12-3:00 p.m Saturday, April 11, 12-3:00 p.m.
Monday, March 16, 6-8:00 p.m. Monday, April 1 3, 6-8:00 p.m.
Saturday, March 21, 12-3:00 p.m
Monday, March 23, 6-8:00 p.m.
Saturday, March 28, 12-3:00 p.m
Monday, March 30, 6-8:00 p.m.
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burning of coal and
turn off lights, TVs
and radios when
you're not in the
room.
The average cost of a TDD is
$250. Every call made using the
service costs three cents. The
Pennsylvania Relay Center
handles about 60,000 calls per
month.
The service is confidential and
no information about the nature
of calls may be given out. The
calls are not recorded.
Hearing impaired people have
said that the system helps them
be more independent. By using
the telephone, hearing impaired
people can be more productive at
work. The presentation was
sponsored by PUSH, People
Understanding the Situation of
the Handicapped. PUSH was
formed two years ago. Its goal is
to increase awareness and
understanding towards people
with disabilities.
The Phi Eta Sigma honor society national
scholarship applications for $1,000
undergraduate or $2,000 graduate
scholarships are available at 148 Egbert
Hall. The deadline is February 24.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of February 10 through February 16.
On February 12 around 2:00 a.m., an unknown person activated a fire
alarm head on the second floor of Wilkinson Hall. If anyone has any
information, please contact Public Safety. An investigation is
pending.
Between midnight and 2:30 a.m. on February 12, unknown
individuals entered the TV lounge on the second floor of Wilkinson
Hall and damaged furniture and scattered food throughout the room.
An investigation is pending.
On February 12, around 3:25 a.m., a flammable liquid was sprayed
on a cork bulletin board on the second floor of Nair Hall and ignited
causing damage to the bulletin board. This action caused the fire
alarms to go off. Please contact Public Safety if you have any
information regarding this incident.
Around 3:06 a.m. on February 12, a student on the second floor of
Wilkinson Hall caused a disturbance by being disorderly and also
causing damage to a door with his pen knife. The individual was
administered the BAC test which gave a reading of .12%. The person
was charged with public drunkenness, disorderly conduct and criminal
mischief.
On February 12 at approximately 2:30 a.m., a fire alarm was activated
on the third floor of Ballentine Hall. Anyone having any information
concerning this incident should contact Public Safety.
Several text books were stolen from a locker in the music department
on February 12 between 6:00 p.m. and 8:30 p.m. The books were
Chemistry for Changing Times, 6th edition and valued at $50.37 and
Calculus with Applications, valued at $23.95i An investigation is
pending.
A handrail between the first and second floor of Ralston Hall was
pulled off the wall on February 16 between the hours of 2:00 and
5:00 a.m. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes,
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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The Clarion Call - 2-20-92- Paj»e 11
Jones speaks out on
ethnicity, diversity
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
"Racial differences are more
than skin deep," were the words
echoed by Dr. James Jones,
professor of psychology at the
University of Delaware, on
Tuesday evening, in Hart
Chapel. Jones was the first
speaker in the Visiting Scholars
Program at Clarion University,
sponsored by the College of Arts
and Sciences.
Dr. Jones introduced his
inspiring presentation by a
childhood experience of his
young daughter. Jones said,
"What we teach children is not
necessarily what children learn."
"Race is itself a biological,
concept but its meaning is
social," was the first point
spoken by Jones. He further
suggested, "...if race is biological
then ethnicity is characteristic of
society." Jones later suggests
skin color carries tremendous
social complications. His point
with this belief was, "It is ironic.
Now, we (African Americans)
have Title 6, ensuring affirmative
action as the basis of protection
of white men. Then, ...take a
piece of legislative work that is
as bias to black men... and now it
is turned around and is bias to
white men."
Jones mentioned a passage by
William Bennet, "...we are to
proceed as if race did not make
any difference." Heavily
contradicting Bennet, Jones
believes individuals should be
treated on the basis of individual
groups. He reiterated, "Taking
the color blind approach is like
an ostrich burying his head in the
sand. The fear of the blacks is
the losing with one's cultural
capacity. In a color-blind society
that would be fine if everyone is
the same," spoke Jones.
"The black revolution was not
the same as the civi rights
movement... the aim of he civil
rights movement was tc reach a
fair level of citizenshi >," said
Jones. Jones furthe gave
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February 1 8th. in Hart Chapel at 8 p.m.
that black Americans distrust multicultural course or reading
white Americans, thus leading
back to "the depth of distrust and
suspicion that black Americans
have on this society in general."
Furthermore, Jones said, "The
melting pot is alive and well, but
I think we must move onward.
The notion that whites are
willing to accept does not
suggest openness and
willingness. Diversity is within
groups." Jones suggest that it
will take more than a 3 credit
"The Color Purple." Ignoring
group effects will not make them
go away.
Dr. James Jones is a nationally
recognized expert on
multicultural issues in social
psychology. Jones completed his
graduate work at Yale and taught
at Harvard before assuming his
present position at the
University of Delaware.
Amiri Baraka will be the second
African-American scholar
scheduled to speak at Clarion for
the spring semester. He will address
the matter of values in a liberal arts
education on April 1 in Hart Chapel
at 8 p.m.
Feb 21 CIA African Night, (Carter Aud), 6:30 p.m.
Feb 23 Symphonic Band Concert, (Aud), 2:30 p.m
Guest Faculty Voice & Poetry Recital,
(Chap), 8:15 p.m.
Feb 24 Women's Basketball vs. Ashland, 6 p.m.
Feb 25 UAB presents "Craig Karges, Magic
of the Mind," (Chap), 8 p.m.
Feb 27 Swim Invitational
Feb 20-22 Drama production, "The Best Little
Whorehouse in Texas," (Aud), 8 p.m.
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Bike-Aid works against
local poverty, injustice
by Static Beck
Features Writer
Six groups of twenty cyclists
from around the world will set
off from Seattle, Portland, San
Francisco, Los Angeles, Austin
and Montreal this summer for
Bike-Aid '92. In the past six
years, 600 cyclists have raised
over $750,000 in support of
domestic projects. Riders of all
ages and walks of life participate
in Bike-Aid. Bike-Aid addresses
global poverty and injustices on
a local level through alternative
means of transportation. Bike-
Aid expects to have riders from
Asia, Latin America, Africa and
Europe. Community activists in
diverse settings such as homeless
shelters host the transcontinental
trek while cyclists participate in
service projects; this year special
interest is given to Native
American communities.
Bike-Aid is sponsored by the
Overseas Development Network
(ODN), a national student based
organization that involves
individuals in addressing global
problems of poverty and
injustice. Bike-Aid combines
the sweat and determination of
cyclists to raise funds and
awareness for domestic and
international grassroots
development initiatives. This
year will be an especially unique
educational and adventurous
experience combining the "500
years of Resistance Campaign"
and Bike-Aid's concern for
global issues. In celebration of
the 500 year anniversary, Bike-
Aid '92 will emphasize Native
American communities and
doing service projects. Bike-Aid
will also be partnering
development projects in North,
Central and South America.
Bike-Aid is now recruiting riders
for this summer's trip. The
application deadline is March 31,
1992. For more information call
(415)4314480.
"High Voltage" electrifies
audiences with high energy
by Chad Fisher
Features Writer
"High Voltage," a Pittsburgh-
based rock band, is quickly
rising to the top while
electrocuting everyone in their
path. This high energy band
plays to win.
Starting in 1986 at their high
school, they quickly shot up the
ladder of success. They were
definitely not the average high
school rock band that plays once
a year at the school sponsored
"Battle of the Bands."
In 1989 "High Voltage"
released their first four song
demo which gained them
immediate success, notice and
respect. Almost instantly, the
demo found its way into the
cassette decks of several of
Pittsburgh's hottest radio
College
stations, giving "High Voltage"
their first official air-time.
Soon after, the band added
another notch to their belts by
winning the 1989 Edinboro
Hotel Evergreen's, "Battle of the
Bands" and appeared on the
local music compilation disc,
"Get to the Point." In 1991
"High Voltage" released their
second four song demo entitled,
"Fire Dancer" which again
gained immediate success
including extended air-time on
102.5 WDVE's "Homegrown
Show."
"High Voltage" was soon
opening for national acts such as
"Danger, Danger," "Bang
Tango," "Tangier" and several
others. The band also appeared
at several concerts in the area
which showcased local music.
One goal of the band was to
overcome the typical stereotype
that all rock bands are addicted
to drugs and alcohol. "High
Voltage." has performed without
these influences at several
benefit concerts promoting
MADD and being "drug free."
In addition, they participated in a
conference sponsored by A
Working Alliance for Resistance
and Education (AWARE), in
March of 1991.
"High Voltage" is a rock band
with a shocking twist. Their
extremely energetic live shows
and explosive original tunes are
guaranteed to juice anyone's live
wire. In the near future they will
be releasing a new album and
appearing on 91.7 WCUC's
"Breakthrough Rock Showcase"
to rock Clarion with their
explosive antics and "high
voltage" style.
Apartments
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Public Affairs photo/Clarion Call
Deanna Dale and John Coy have the lead roles in the
Clarion University production of "The Best Little
Whorehouse in Texas" which will be performed through
February 22 in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
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Johnson should play in
the Olympics?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Darren Everhart
Paper is the strongest stuff,
to not even flinch
when I pile upon it
even my greatest burdens.
Paper is so much stronger than I,
who will become overwhelmed
by just a few simple lines.
Paper, holding few words
But holding the fate of man,
Never once tearing
or crumpling
My fate is held by no one
but me
but still it is found to be
far too heavy.
So I unload it and share it
and I hope to someday possess the strength,
the strength of paper.
--Kelly Jewell
Mike Miller
Senior, Communication
"No, legend or not, he is a retired
player."
Curtis Orner
Sophomore, Communication
"No, the Olympics are to give amateurs
recognition."
Ernie Wheeler
Sophomore, Undecided
"No, I feel that it is not worth risking the
health of other players."
Tonya Felts
Sophomore, Art
"Yes, he is still an excellent player."
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Julie Schmader
Sophomore, Real Estate
"Yes, it would be discrimination if they
didn't permit him to play."
John Wellington
Senior, Accounting
"Yes, he has just as much right to play as
anyone else."
Todd Boyles
Junior, Education
"Yes, he is one of the best basketball
players in the world."
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 2-20-92
Bike- Aid works against
local poverty, injustice
by Stack Heck
Features Writer
Six groups of twenty cyclists
from around the world will set
off from Seattle, Portland, San
Francisco, Los Angeles, Austin
and Montreal this summer for
Bike-Aid '92. In the past six
years, 600 cyclists have raised
over $750,000 in support of
domestic projects. Riders of all
ages and walks of life participate
in Bike-Aid. Bike-Aid addresses
global poverty and injustices on
a local level through alternative
means of transportation. Bike-
Aid expects to have riders from
Asia, Latin America, Africa and
Europe. Community activists in
diverse settings such as homeless
shelters host the transcontinental
trek while cyclists participate in
service projects; this year special
interest is given to Native
American communities.
Bike-Aid is sponsored by the
Overseas Development Network
(ODN), a national student based
organization that involves
individuals in addressing global
problems of poverty and
injustice. Bike-Aid combines
the sweat and determination of
cyclists to raise funds and
awareness for domestic and
international grassroots
development initiatives. This
year will be an especially unique
educational and adventurous
experience combining the "500
years of Resistance Campaign"
and Bike-Aid s concern for
global issues. In celebration of
the 500 year anniversary, Bike-
Aid '92 will emphasize Native
American communities and
doing service projects. Bike-Aid
will also be partnering
development projects in North,
Central and South America.
Bike-Aid is now recruiting riders
for this summer's trip. The
application deadline is March 31,
1992. For more information call
(415)431-4480.
"High Voltage" electrifies
audiences with high energy
by Chad Fisher
Features Writer
"High Voltage," a Pittsburgh-
based rock band, is quickly
rising to the top while
electrocuting everyone in their
path. This high energy band
plays to win.
Starting in 1986 at their high
school, they quickly shot up the
ladder of success. They were
definitely not the average high
school rock band that plays once
a year at the school sponsored
"Battle of the Bands."
In 1989 "High Voltage"
released their first four song
demo which gained them
immediate success, notice and
respect. Almost instantly, the
demo found its way into the
cassette decks of several of
Pittsburgh's hottest radio
stations, giving "High Voltage"
their first official air-time.
Soon after, the band added
another notch to their belts by
winning the 1989 Edinboro
Hotel Evergreen's, "Battle of the
Bands" and appeared on the
local music compilation disc,
"Get to the Point." In 1991
"High Voltage" released their
second four song demo entitled,
"Fire Dancer" which again
gained immediate success
including extended air-time on
102.5 WDVE's "Homegrown
Show."
"High Voltage" was soon
opening for national acts such as
"Danger, Danger," "Bang
Tango," "Tangier" and several
others. The band also appeared
at several concerts in the area
which showcased local music.
One goal of the band was to
overcome the typical stereotype
that all rock bands are addicted
to drugs and alcohol. "High
Voltage." has performed without
these influences at several
benefit concerts promoting
MADD and being "drug free."
In addition, they participated in a
conference sponsored by A
Working Alliance for Resistance
and Education (AWARE), in
March of 1991.
"High Voltage" is a rock band
with a shocking twist. Their
extremely energetic live shows
and explosive original tunes are
guaranteed to juice anyone's live
wire In the near future they will
be releasing a new album and
appearing on 91.7 WCUC's
"Breakthrough Rock Showcase"
to rock Clarion with their
explosive antics and "high
voltage" style.
MiMnrocMM
Public Affairs photo/Clarion Call
Deanna Dale and John Coy have the lead roles in the
Clarion University production of "The Best Little
Whorehouse in Texas" which will be performed through
February 22 in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
The Clarion Call - 2-20-92 - Page 13
Do you feel that Magic
Johnson should play in
the Olympics?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Darren Everhart
Paper is the strongest stuff,
to not even flinch
when I pile upon it
even my greatest burdens.
Paper is so much stronger than I,
who will become overwhelmed
by just a few simple lines.
Paper, holding few words
But holding the fate of man,
Never once tearing
or crumpling
My fate is held by no one
but me
but still it is found to be
far too heavy.
So I unload it and share it
and I hope to someday possess the strength,
the strength of paper.
--Kelly Jewell
Mike Miller
Senior, Communication
"No, legend or not, he is a retired
player."
Curtis Orner
Sophomore, Communication
"No, the Olympics are to give amateurs
recognition."
Ernie Wheeler
Sophomore, Undecided
"No, I feel that it is not worth risking the
health of other players."
Tonya Felts
Sophomore, Art
"Yes, he is still an excellent player."
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$10 acrylic nails
w/ coupon and purchase of
the tanning package
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Julie Schmader
Sophomore, Real Estate
"Yes, it would be discrimination if they
didn't permit him to play."
John Wellington
Senior, Accounting
"Yes, he has just as much right to play as
anyone else."
Todd Boyles
Junior, Education
"Yes, he is one of the best basketball
players in the world."
Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 2-20-92
Tenor Darryl Taylor to perform
Tenor Darryl Taylor from the
University of Michigan School
of Music will present an
American song recital at Clarion
University on Thursday,
February 27th at 7:30 p.m. in the
Hart Chapel.
In demand as a recitahst,
Taylor has sung to sell-out
crowds throughout the world as a
soloist with the acclaimed Los
Angeles Jubilee Singers. He
now performs with the Los
Angeles based chamber
ensemble Echosphere, which
performed at Clarion a year ago.
During the summer of 1991,
Echosphere performed in
international summer festivals at
Santes Creus, Burgos and Seo
d'Urgell. Taylor performed solo
recitals in Spain, Los Angeles,
San Diego and Hemut, and
recently returned to the U.S.
from a Spanish tour with the
Johann Strauss Sinfonietta from
Vienna where he performed arias
of Johann Strauss from Das
Spitentuch der Konigin and Ein
Nacht in Venedig.
Following his recital at
Clarion, Taylor will perform the
tenor solos in Los Angeles for
the world debut of a new cantata
by Deon Nielsen Price. In April,
he will join the Cristian Florea
Orchestra for performances of
St. Matthew Passion by J.S.
Bach to be performed in
Romania and Spain. He will
then join a Spanish tour of
Echosphere in May.
Taylor's repertoire
encompasses a wide variety of
traditions from Bach to Britten.
He is a diligent researcher and
performer of the American art
song of the 20lh century and
plans to emphasize compositions
by African-Americans in his
Clarion performance.
A native of Detroit, Taylor
holds degrees from the
University of Southern
California and the University of
Michigan. He has studied with
Britten scholar Michael Sells,
and with the renowned tenor,
George Shirley.
Accompanying Taylor on
piano will be Alan Darling.
Darling was born in Scotland
and received his musical
education at the Royal Scottish
Academy of Music and the
Royal Academy of Music,
London. He has performed
throughout Great Britain since
the age of 12, both as a solo
pianist and an accompanist. He
has won many competitions and
awards, most recently the Royal
Overseas League award for an
accompanist from the British
Commonwealth.
The recital is sponsored by the
Clarion University Department
of Music with funding from the
College of Arts and Sciences,
Education and Human Services
and the office of Social Equity.
It is free and open to the public.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
Public Affairs photo
Tenor Darryl Taylor will present an American song recital at
Clarion on Thursday, February 27th in Hart Chapel at 7:30
p.m.
Illusionist Craig Karges brings show to campus
Craig Karges is one of the
most popular entertainers on the
college circuit today and he will
be appearing at Clarion
University on February 25, at
8:00 p.m. in Hart Chapel.
Karges is an illusionist and
psychic showman. He has made
over 1 ,000 appearances across
the United States and Canada.
"All I ever wanted to be was
successful on the college market.
It's my first love," Karges said.
Successful he is. Along with
his many TV appearances,
Karges has been named Campus
Entertainer of the Year by the
National Association for Campus
Activities. He has also been
named most popular variety
performer on the college circuit
for two consecutive years.
Karges is a mentalist. During
his act, minds are read and
predictions are made. Tables
walk across stage then
mysteriously float in the air.
Finger rings from audience
members become linked
together. Karges has even risked
his fee in the past. A member of
the audience is asked to pick all
but one envelope to be burned.
One of the envelopes contains
Karges' money for the show. If
that envelope is burned, the
college is not charged for his
performance.
Nothing is prearranged with
audience participants. A
$10,000 offer to charity exists if
anyone can prove he uses
stooges to perform his
demonstrations.
"What I do is combine the
skills of a psychologist, a
psychic and a magician. I claim
no supernatural powers. I don't
try to convince my audience to
believe anything," says Karges.
There is free admission to the
show.
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CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va.
(AP) - Theodore Small was
sitting in the University of
Virginia law school auditorium
on orientation day when he
became aware of what Virginia
Secretary of Education James
Dyke calls "voluntary
resegregation."
"• V I was sitting in an island of
African-Americans," Small said.
"We all sat together and were
surrounded by a sea of white
students."
White classmate John West
also noticed the informal "color
line" still evident 20 years after
U.Va.'s racial integration. Black
and white students sat separately
in the law school cafe and
classrooms and walked
separately in the hallways, he
said.
The following fall, in 1990,
Small founded Students United
to Promote Racial Awareness, or
SUPRA. Small's idea for
improving race relations is
simple, but he and West agree
that it has changed the
atmosphere at the law school and
is spreading to campuses as far
away as Yale.
Five black students and five
white students meet once every
two weeks in one of their
apartments. After eating and
socializing for about a half hour,
the host leads a group discussion
on a topic chosen in advance.
The focus ranges from issues
such as affirmative action,
interracial dating and political
correctness to cultural topics like
the significance of the television
show **In Living Color" for
different audiences.
The unique balance of race and
gender in each group, Small said,
encourages the expression of
diverse viewpoints in part
because nobody has the
uncomfortable feeling of being a
"minority."
Sometimes the groups get
together for a reception at a
faculty member's house, a picnic
or a trip to the bowling alley.
In less than two years, the
membership has grown from 10
students to 120, or about 12
groups of 10, representing about
10 percent of the entire law
school student body.
Now when a first-year student
attends orientation sessions,
Small said he or she won't see
what he and West did three years
ago. Black and white students
will be sitting together, walking
together and eating together.
"There is still a color line;
SUPRA hasn't eradicated it,"
Small said this week. "But when
they come here now they see
they can make a choice."
Small and West said SUPRA
not only has opened a regular
dialogue on racial issues, it has
started and nurtured bi-racial
friendships.
The Clarion Call - 2-20-92 - Page 15
Blood drive a fruitful effort
Clarion students donate more blood to Red Cross than Penn State
by Matt Niemta
Features Writer
Yes, it's true. According to Jan
Kurvzovich, the donor
consultant for the American Red
Cross, Clarion University
students donate more units of
blood than Penn State
University.
Students got a chance to do
just that at the blood drive held
on Monday, February 17th in
Tippin Gym. According to
Kurvzovich, approximately one
of every four students at Clarion
donate while only one out of 200
students donate at Penn State.
"The Red Cross has always
been impressed with the students
at Clarion," said Kurvzovich.
"We can always depend on the
help of all the students and
faculty and especially the
fraternities and sororities to
volunteer their help as well as
giving blood."
The blood donated goes
directly to the regional blood
center at Johnstown where it will
be thoroughly tested. Each unit
of blood goes through a series of
nine examinations before they
are given to some 81 hospitals in
the region.
Because of the extensive
testing, it is nearly impossible to
contrive the AIDS virus from a
unit of donated blood. There is
also no risk of getting the AIDS
virus from donating. The
procedure is completely safe and
only takes about 45 minutes.
It takes about 28 people to
work six and a half hours to put
the blood drive together and
make it work.
The American Red Cross is
planning another stop on campus
later on this semester. Those
who are at least 17, over 110
pounds and in good health are
encouraged to give.
Darren Everhart/Clarion Call
Students had the opportunity to donate blood to the Red Cross Monday, February 17th in
Tippin Gym from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Movie Review:
"Final Analysis" a disappointment
by John Spare
Features Writer
Who can you trust? Who's
double crossing who? Who's
telling the truth? Who cares!
That's how I felt after seeing the
new Richard Gere and Kim
Basinger film "Final Analysis".
The plot deals with Isaac Bar
(Gere), a psychiatrist who has an
affair with Heather Evans
(Basinger), one of his patient's
sisters. Evans suffers from
"pathological intoxication." This
rare illness supposedly triggers
violence in a person if even a
small sip of alcohol is consumed.
Can you believe this? After
drinking cough syrup (I'm not
lying) she kills her husband,
(played by Julia Roberts' brother
Eric) and the plot twists begin.
It sounds like it could be an
entertaining film, right? Wrong.
The pace of this movie is so slow
that I've seen filmstrips in high
school about dental hygiene tht
moved faster. After forty-five
minutes had elapsed I couldn't
even place my finger on what the
plotline was. There was also one
very large loophole near the
conclusion of the film dealing
with fingerprints and the murder
weapon. I won't elaborate on
this further in the off chance that
someone decides to go see it.
The film's only saving grace is
Eric Roberts as Basinger's
husband, Jimmy. Just when
you're ready to give up on the
movie his character appears and
steals the show. He is one of
those classic villians that is
played so well that you find
yourself enjoying him more than
the hero. There is a very tense
scene when Roberts confronts
Gere in the restroom of a lavish
restaurant. If the film would
have built on this tension it
would have been a much better
movie. Rather than choosing to
do this, however, Robert's
character is killed twenty
minutes after he is introduced.
Director Phil Joanou, who also
directed "U2 Rattle and Hum,"
does entertain the audience with
some interesting camera angles,
most specifically the scenes over
the opening credits. Wesely
S trick's screenplay, however, is
just too dull for anyone to really
be interested in.
If you can sit through the first
one third of this movie you may
be able to find something
entertaining about it. Most
notably Eric Roberts'
performance. If you're seeking a
thrill-a-minute film, or eveng a
thrill-a- half-hour film, I suggest
you purchase a ticket for any
movie other than "Final
Analysis".
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("pancreatitis"), infectious hepatitis, diverticulitis or other digestive problems.
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Marketing major doubles as a DJ
Student Bryan Bennett runs local disc jockey service for bars, parties
by Natalie White
Features Writer
Would it surprise you to find
out that the hottest disc jockey in
town is a marketing major?
That's exactly what senior
marketing major Bryan Bennett
is.
Bennett got his start at WCCB
after attending a general staff
meeting. He quickly climbed to
the top, becoming the special
project director for one year and
the general manager for a
semester.
Bennett says he started out
working as a disc jockey at
dances for WCCB only "making
pennies, " but really enjoying
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what he was doing. He also
started to DJ for the University
Activities Board and C.A.B.'s.
This gave him the idea for his
own disc jockey service, which
is now a huge success. Bennett
has become a familiar face at
both parties and clubs. He's at
the 5th Avenue Bar every
Wednesday night and at the
Roost every Thursday night.
With the endless hours put into
his business, Bennett still finds
time for classes, earning a
cumulative average of 3.39.
"I'm a very motivated person,"
says Bennett. In terms of being
a disc jockey he says he will
"keep with it."
But his plans for the future are
very clear. Bennett wants to be
"his own boss" in the field of
marketing. However, he says
being a disc jockey was a
"learning experience" that he has
enjoyed.
CAMPUS EVENTS
nformation Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs Feb. 20
Swimming PSAC's at
Clarion
Drama Production "The
Best Little Whore-
house in Texas"
(Auditorium) 8pm
Sun Feb. 23
* Symphonic Band Concert
(Auditorium) 2:30pm
' Wrestling vs. Lock Haven
3:00pm
* Guest Faculty Voice &
Poetry Recital
(Chapel) 8:15pm
Fri Feb. 21
•CIA African Night
(Carter Auditorum)
6 30pm
* Swimming PSAC's at
Clarion
' Drama Pioductton The
Best Little Whore
house in Texas"
(Auditorium) 8pm
' Alpha Phi Omega
Conference
Mon Feb. 24
* Women's Basketball vs.
Ashland 6pm
* Track at Penn State
Wed Feb. 26
Women's Basketball at
Slippery Rock
Men's Basketball at
Slippery Rock
Thur Feb. 27
* Swim Invitational 4pm
' UAB Battle of the Bands
(Auditorium) 8pm
Sat Feb. 22
* Women's Basketball at
Shippenburg
* Men's Basketball at
Shippenburg
' Swimming PSAC's at
Clarion
' Drama Production "The
Best Little Whore-
house in Texas"
(Auditorium) 8pm
' Alpha Phi Omega
Conference
Tues Feb. 25
' UAB Presents "Craig
Karges, Magic of
the Mind"
(Chapel) 8pm
Fri Feb. 28
* PIAA District Wrestling
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The Clarion Call - 2-20-92 - Page 19
Men's hoop team splits two games
against Edinboro and Point Park
by Damon Avery
Sports Writer
The Clarion University men's
hoop team suffered its second
straight conference setback to
' the Fighting Scots of Edinboro
University, 98-84. The loss drops
the Golden Eagles record to 15-
7, overall and 3-5 in the PSAC
West.
Edinboro, led by Adam Cheek,
who had 29 points and 14
rebounds, took control of the
game in the second half and
never looked over their shoulder.
The Scots built an 18 point lead,
57-39 with 14:48 left to play.
The closest the Golden Eagles
could come was within eight
points after a Kwame Morton
three-point jumper with 10:40
remaining. But Edinboro's
strong inside game propelled the
Fighting Scots to its biggest lead,
94-75, after two Greg Fox free
throws with 1:30 left in the
contest.
The first half featured four lead
changes, with Morton giving
Clarion their first lead, 14-13, at
the 10:33 mark, on a lay up. The
Golden Eagles built a nine point
lead after Scott Lang was fouled
attempting a three-point shot.
Lang hit all three free throws to
put the Golden Eagles ahead, 24-
15, with 7:58 left in the first half.
But the Fighting Scots roared
right back.
After Fox hit two three-point
bombs and nailed a driving lay
up and Price Williams scored
two lay ups, Edinboro took the
lead, 29-28, with 3:45 remaining
in the half. Steve Granch's lay up
tied the game at 33 with 2:04
remaining, but two free throws
by Torry Rollins and a free
throw and dunk by Williams put
Edinboro up for good, 38-33 at
the end of the half.
For Edinboro, Fox finished
with 19 points, including four
three-pointers and five assists.
Williams netted 18 points, eight
boards, six assists and four
steals, while Rollins added 10
markers for support.
Clarion was led by Morton
with 23 K)ints and Steve Branch,
who ha< 17 points and hauled in
10 boar< s.
The jolden Eagles defeated
Point I ark College Monday
night, 107-74. Morton led the
way for Clarion by scoring 19
points. Roy Bumoskey also
chipped in with 17. Paul Vizza
was the big man underneath,
swiping 11 off the glass.
On the year, Clarion has a
home record of 12-4 and has a
winning margin of 14.6. Morton
leads the team in scoring with a
18.9 ppg average and also leads
the team in steals with 34. Dave
Wojciechowski is second on the
team in scoring with a 13.1 ppg
average, while leading the team
in assists with 123. Mark
McCarthy and Steve Branch
have been solid on the glass this
year, averaging 6.4 and 6.3
boards, respectively.
The Golden Eagles' next game
is Saturday at Shippensburg in a
double header with the women's
teams.
Team Leaders
Scoring - Kwame Morton (18.9), Dave Wojciechowski
(13.1), Steve Branch (9.7)
Rebounding - Mark McCarthy (6.4), Steve Branch (6.3),
A.J. Parker (5.7)
Assists - Dave Wojciechowski (5.4), Kwame Morton
(2.7), Paul Vizza (2.2)
Steals - Paul Vizza and Kwame Morton (34), Dave
Wojciechowski (32)
Blocked shots - Steve Branch, Mark McCarthy and Paul
Vizza (8) ..
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Golc 9n Eagle Paul Vizza (middle) attempts a shot against Edinboro last Wednesday night.
Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 2-20-92
Clarion women's basketball team
victorious over Mercyhurst College
by Mike Kali now ski
Sports Writer
Winning. That's what the
Clarion University women's
basketball team had become
accustomed to as the 1991-92
season rolled along. It appeared
that that's all they would do was
win. After going 18-0 and 6-0 in
the PS AC conference, Clarion
found themselves ranked seventh
in women's Division II
basketball.
But along came IUP and
Edinbcro and quickly, the
unblemished record was no more
as the Indians and the Lady
Scots handed the Lady Eagles
losses one and two in
consecutive games. In the two
losses, the Lady Eagles proved
that sometimes if a team lives by
the three-pointer, they might die
by the three- >ointer. That's
exactly what happened as
Clarion shot s< ason lows from
three-point land
What Clarion needed more
than anything c i Saturday was a
"W" at Mercyh.irst, and they got
just that Coach Gie Parsons had
the Lady Eagles working hard in
practice, concentrating on
defense and it was defense that
helped give Clarion a 81-77
victory over the Lady Lakers
upping their record to 19-2.
More importantly, the win has
got the Golden Eagles back on
track as they head into the final
two weeks of the season.
The women were at Tippin last
night against Lock Haven, a
team they beat by nine points
earlier in the season. They are on
the road for their final three
games as they face tough
competition at Shippensburg,
Slippery Rock and finish the
season at California.
"We've got a tough road
schedule coming up," said Coach
Parsons. "Every game is a big
ball game. . . we're going to
have to be focused and play with
intensity."
Intensity is what it's going to
take as there are no guaranteed
wins with the tough schedule the
women face the rest of the
season. The next four games
may have implications as to
where the opening rounds of the
playoffs will be, and there's
nothing more that the Golden
Eagles would like than to play at
home. Now, it's just one game at
a time and the next game the
women will focus on is
Shippensburg. "Probably the
most important factor now is that
we can't let down," said Coach
Parsons.
One thing that everyone is sure
of is that the Golden Eagles
won't "let down." Even in their
two losses, they showed the true
character of this team as they
fought hard right to the end.
Some way, some how, everyone
can be assured Clarion will fight
their way back into the "final
eight" and with hard work and a
little luck, they'll find
themselves in a position to win it
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Golden Eagle wrestlers upset at Pitt
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The CUP wrestling squad
suffered a tough road loss last
Friday night as the 14th ranked
Pitt Panthers scored a 22-19
come from behind victory over
the Golden Eagles.
The match up between the two
EWL powers was supposed to be
highlighted by an outstanding
heavyweight bout, which
featured Clarion's #1 ranked
Kurt Angle and Pitt's Perry
Miller, who is ranked sixth.
Unfortunately, Angle did not
wrestle due to a shoulder injury.
Golden Eagle Rob Sintobin
moved up from his 190 slot only
to be pinned by the Pitt
heavyweight.
Clarion built up a 19-6 lead
after six of the ten matches had
been completed. Chalking up
victories for CUP were Erik
Burnett, Steve Krouse, John
Dasta, Darin Roth and Scott
Henry. But the Panthers then
took the final four bouts of the
evening, capped off by Miller's
pin at heavyweight.
Senior Burnett gave the
Golden Eagles the early lead
when he scored a technical fall
victory over Sam Baker in the
118 bout. The win was Burnett's
16th on the season.
Clarion then suffered a tough
break at 126, when junior Luke
Shocklee was pinned by Pitt's
Bob Simpson with one second
remaining in the match.
Steve Krouse then got the ball
rolling for Clarion as he -scored
the first of four straight Golden
Eagle victories. Krouse, who is
ranked 20th in the nation at 134
pounds, notched his 13th victory
of the season with a 9-3 decision
over J.J. Fasnacht.
Picking up his 15th season
victory at 142 pounds was fifth
ranked John Dasta. Dasta scored
an 8-0 major decision over Pitt's
Steve Budman to give CUP a 12-
6 lead.
In the 150 pound match up,
Clarion's Darin Roth picked up a
big victory for the Golden Eagles
by defeating Joe Plouse by a
score of 12-6.
Scott Henry then scored the
final Clarion win of the night in
his 158 pound bout with John
Palmer. The 13-5 major decision
of Palmer was Henry's 13th
victory of the season.
In the 167 bout, Golden Eagle
J.J. Stanbro wrestled well, but
dropped a 4-3 decision to highly
ranked Scott Hovan.
Much of the same occurred in
the 177 pound match up as Pitt's
Sean Gibbs just got by Justin
Kuzemka with a 3-1 decision.
Pitt Panther Jeff Kloiber, then
cut the Clarion lead to three as
he scored a 12-1 major decision
over CUP's Chris Shaw in the
190 bout.
Heavyweight Perry Miller then
gave Pitt the comeback victory
by pinning Rob Sintobin in the
Eighth annual racquetball
tournament held at Tippin
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
During the late sixties, a sport
was invented that combined
fitness with the competitiveness
that other sporting events bring.
That sport, racquetball, is now a
game that everyone, young or
old, enjoys.
Eight years ago, Norbert
Baschnagel started an open
racquetball tournament at
Clarion University. That
tournament still goes strong
today. The tourney was held at
Tippin Gymnasium on February
7,8 and 9, with 20 contestants
entering the double elimination
competition.
There were three brackets in
the tourney including men's
novice singles, men's open
singles and men's open doubles.
Terry Draper was victorious in
every match he competed in,
going on to win the men's novice
singles. Draper defeated Alex
Joseph in the first round. Joseph
then went through the loser's
bracket to face Draper again in
the finals. Draper defeated
Joseph in straight games, 15-3,
15-2.
In the men's open singles, Bob
Bianco defeated Mike Cook, 15-
12, 15-6 to win his bracket.
Hal Wassink and Dick Lewis
were the victors in the men's
open doubles bracket. This
marks the seventh time in eight
years that Wassink has won the
men's doubles. Six of his seven
doubles tourney wins have been
with Lewis.
Wassink is currently
coordinator of student activities,
while Lewis is involved in the
computer program at Clarion.
Baschnagel hopes to have the
ninth annual tourney at the new
regulation courts that are
currently being built in the new
student center.
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second period of their match.
Head coach Bob Bubb said,
"We wrestled well, but (we) just
couldn't hold on at the end.
Although, J.J. Stanbro and Justin
Kuzemka gave good
performances in losing match
ups."
Bubb also mentioned that Kurt
Angle "may or may not be ready
to comeback from his shoulder
injury against Cleveland State."
The Cleveland State match up
is tonight at 7:30 p.m. in Tippin
Gymnasium.
Clarion will then end the
regular season this Sunday when
they host 19th ranked Lock
Haven at 3:00 p.m.
The Lock Haven match up will
be senior recognition day for
Clarion's five senior wrestlers.
The bout will also be Coach
Bubb's final regular season
match as coach of the Golden
Eagles.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Junior John Dasta (15-2-1) defeated Pitt's Steve Budman in
Friday night's match against the Panthers.
Mud Volleyball '92
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Sports Opinion
Forget the pigskin, give me a stick and a puck
by Jon Q. Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
"What the hell is icing?"
- Jon Q. Sitler
Recently, a student asked me
why I never write about the sport
of hockey. I replied, "I've never
really thought about it."
But now, the whole world is
thinking about it. And watching
it. And loving it.
And so am I.
Before I begin, I would just
like to say that I am not jumping
on the bandwagon of an up-and-
coming sport nor am I just a
"once every four years" hockey
fan who just roots for Team USA
while they're winning. Of
course, I will not say that I am a
die-hard fan, either. In fact,
where I come from, people may
confuse hockey as being a sport
played by 275 pound convicts in
prison ( with broom handles and
ash trays, no less). However, I
have come a long way in the last
couple of years. And I am
figuring out that it would be
ignorant to ignore a sport that is
so popular in this part of the
country (i.e. the Penguins).
I am slowly learning about the
"basics" of this sport. The term
"icing" is defined as being a
violation "when a team shoots
the puck from its side of the
center ice past the other team's
goal line. There is no manpower
penalty. A face off is held in the
offending team's defensive
zone." "Offside" means that "no
player on the offensive team can
precede the puck across the blue
line and into the offensive zone.
There is no manpower penalty.
A face off is held outside the
blue line." But right now, I am
in the stage of my "ice-hockey
intellect" that says, "Who really
cares what color the damn lines
are?" Someday, I promise you, I
will know more about hockey
than I know about my wife.
Scratch that statement. I will
know more about hockey than I
know about my live-in girlfriend.
Well, you get the point.
Here's how someone in Stage
One of his "ice-hockey intellect"
sees hockey:
First of all, I like the fights and
the checking. . . the high-sticking
and the low-sticking. . . the
ultra-fast skating and the bullet
like slapshots. I love power-
plays. But I only seem to watch
these things in Olympic hockey
or in the NHL playoffs and
finals. The Toronto Maple Leafs
or the Winnipeg Jets in a regular
season contest just doesn't cut it
for me.
Beyond these less than exciting
contests, the sport of hockey is
pure entertainment, on and off of
the ice.
Mario Lemieux and Paul
Coffey are household names
around here.
And the NHL is also center
stage for one of the most
recognizable athletes in the
world. . . Wayne Gretzky. We
see his face on the tube every
day. He is also married to a sexy
actress named Janet Jones and
his face is on numerous
magazine covers, even the
glamorous "GQ" magazine. He
has all of the "Hollywood
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Yes, it's entertainment.
One of my favorite movies of
all-time is "Youngblood." Actor,
Rob Lowe, played the part of
Dean Youngblood, a 19 year old
country boy who was always the
fastest skater on the ice, but also
the littlest. It turns out to be a
"Rocky" type flick, where the
little guy always wins. Well,
anyways, it made me think that
there might be something to this
rough and tumble game. It also
inspired me to play my first
game of street hockey.
Damn right, it's entertainment.
Sega Genesis' "NHL Hockey"
allows kids to waste their time
playing a great video game
instead of wasting our time
playing a stupid video game.
We're gonna waste our time
anyway so we might as well
waste it on this. That game is
great.
Hockey is also becoming
popular with the female
population.
As a freshman, about the only
thing I knew about hockey was
that the Penguins' Robby Brown
was dating teen babe, Alyssa
Milano. Not bad, eh?
A little closer to home, our
own Art Walker recently was
among an elite group of athletes
invited to "The Annual Dapper
Dan Ceremony" in Pittsburgh.
He was approached by a group
of females in an elevator at the
Pittsburgh Hilton. They had
mistaken him for Kevin Stevens
of the Penguins.
This weekend, I took my
drunken binge to Mercyhurst
College in Erie. I saw my first
hockey game in person. What
else did I see? About 65% of the
attendance was female.
What is my point? Well, lets
just say 1 might start to take up
hockey as a hobby.
The hockey world is presently
turning its attention toward a
group of unsung heroes. . . the
US Olympic hockey team.
Boy, are we lovin' it! This
rough and tumble squad is
making the Winter Olympics
enjoyable. America remembers
the 1980 "miracle team" that
defeated the invincible Soviet
Union team to win the gold
medal. We lust for that moment
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believe in miracles?" asked Al
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the 1980 squad in this year's
team.
The USA's hockey players are
perfect heroes. "Longer on grit
than glory." It's pieced together
with minor-leaguers, college kids
and NHL players.
These guys are beating up on
everyone. They may not be as
fancy or as talented as other
Olympic hockey squads, but
they're winning with physical
play. America loves to win.
After Tuesday's win over
France, the WTBS announcer
said, "They (other countries) can
do what they like, say what they
like," but we play the way we
play and we win.
Sports heroes like Ben Johnson
have fallen. Mike Tyson has
fallen. It's time for a new group
of heroes. Team USA and
unsung goalie Ray LaBlanc fit
the bill, for now. These guys are
making hockey just a little more
popular. It's slowly catching up
to baseball, basketball and
football.
Where is our piece of the
action? Why not a hockey squad
and an ice rink at Clarion? I can
picture the Golden Eagle on the
ice. But ah! We do have a
hockey team. Or should I say a
hockey club. We have our own
group of unsung heroes on ice.
Names like Jimmy Gregg. But
they can't call themselves the
Golden Eagles because the
university chooses not to be
affiliated with the team. They
are the Clarion "Warpigs."
Everyone on the squad is
affiliated with the university in
one way or another. Most are
students. They usually take four
or five cars, filled with players
and equipment, to local areas
and play teams like "Coor's
Light" and "Rick's Hockey
Supply." Maybe not as
glamorous a life as Wayne
Gretzky leads, but it goes to
show that hockey is everywhere.
Next year, the squad hopes to
play teams from IUP or Slippery
Rock, but what it really needs is
support. Why not? I think a
hockey team at Clarion would be
exciting. Until that day comes, I
wish the "Warpigs" all of the
luck in the world in bringing
home the title (or whatever they
would bring home).
Damn, that's entertainment!
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You can write on us anytime. Love,
the brothers of Theta Xi.
ASA: 2-14 could not have come
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Hope you have a terrific day. Love
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Hey Delta Chi! The mixer was a
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Phi E sisters
Stacie- Congratulations for getting
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sisters of Kappa Theta Phi
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have a blast! Love, the sisters of
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for each and every sister. Your
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Congratulations Karen Morgan for
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Sports Opinion
Rodman does
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
In the game of basketball, there
are certain statistics that qualify
a player as being one of the best
in the sport. Everyone knows
that the words scoring and
Michael Jordan have become
synonymous with professional
basketball. Jordan has led the
league in scoring for the past six
years and is currently leading the
league with a 29.5 ppg average.
Now that Magic Johnson has
left the NBA, John Stockton is
now the premiere passer in the
league. Stockton led the NBA in
assists in 1991 with 14.2 dishes a
game. This year has been no
exception as Stockton is the
current leader in that category,
averaging 14 a game.
Jordan and Magic have made
the scoring and assist categories
highlighted stats, but no one,
since Wilt Chamberlain, has
been able to put the rebounding
category into the limelight. . .
until now. Rebounding, by most
NBA coaches, is the most
important stat of a game. If a
team controls the boards, most
experts feel that will probably
win the game.
Last year, David Robinson was
the league's top boardman,
averaging 13.1 rebounds per
game. This year, however, has
been a different story. A 6' 8",
210 lb. forward from the Detroit
Pistons has become the most
prolific rebounder in the league
since Wilt "the Stilt" averaged
18.6 boards for the Lakers
during the 1972-73 season. But
Chamberlain was five inches
taller and had an average of eight
more chances to grab a rebound
than Detroit's Dennis Rodman
has had this season.
Rodman, who leads the league
with 18.1 rebounds a game, is
competing with Atlanta's Kevin
Willis for the rebounding title.
Willis currently averages 16.4
swipes of the glass.
"Dennis is the most unique
player in the league," said
Pistons coach Chuck Daly in the
USA Today. "He thinks he can
prevent anyone from scoring and
get every single rebound, and
then he goes out and tries to do
it. He seems to know when the
ball goes up if it's going in and
where it's going to fall if it
isn't."
While watching the NBA All-
Star game in Orlando, I could
understand what Daly was
talking about. When Kevin
Willis came into the game, the
gentleman sitting next to me
said, "I wonder if the West will
get any rebounds." When
Rodman entered the game, I
looked at the gentleman next to
me and said, "No, I don't think
the West will get any rebounds."
As we sat there, I watched
Dennis Rodman and the way in
which he attacked the hoop for a
rebound. Daly was right. He
seemed to know exactly where
the missed shot was going to
land. And almost every time, the
ball would land in Rodman's
hands. It was amazing.
An incredible stat that the
NBA has conjured up is the
percentage of total rebounds
Rodman grabs a game. While
Michael Jordan scores 14% of a
game's points, Worm (as
Rodman is affectionately called
by his teammates) averages an
astounding 21% of a games total
rebounds. Rodman's game high
so far this season is 32 and has
22 20-plus rebounds, 13 more
than last year's leader. That is
very impressive, considering that
he is only 6'8".
Just as many teams try to
double team Jordan to prevent
him from scoring, many teams
try to double team Rodman to
prevent him from getting the
rebound.
Another aspect of Rodman's
game is his defense. Never have
I seen a player willing to take on
the NBA's best scorers. Daly
always places Rodman against
Jordan, Charles Barkley and Karl
Malone. And almost always,
Rodman holds his opponents to
points below their season
averages.
"That's why Dennis is a
coach's drei n," said Daly. "He's
the best n bounder and best
defender the e is."
Watching Dennis Rodman play
roundball h; s affected my views
of the spor . It is obvious that
Rodman is c ne of the best, if not
the best conditioned players in
the game. It proves to me that it
doesn't always take natural talent
to make it in the NBA. The most
important aspect is dedication. If
more players emulated Rodman,
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have better competition and
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Volume 73, Issue 18 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 27, 1992
NEW YORK (AP) - Former Soviet president Mikhail
S. Gorbachev will write a monthly newspaper column
that will be distributed by The New York Times
Syndicate, the company announced. Distribution is
scheduled to begin Monday.
The first four installments of Gorbachev's 1000-word
column will be about the future of communism, the
Persian Gulf War, relations between the Kremlin and
the pope and Gorbachev's relationship with Russian
president Boris N. Yeltsin, John C. Brewer, president of
The New York Times Syndication Sales Co., said
Thursday.
Some of the columns will appear in the Times.
Columns by Gorbachev have already appeared in La
Stampa, a Turin, Italy newspaper.
The New York Times Syndicate is a unit of The New
York Times Co.
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PITTSBURGH (AP)- The Port Authority Transit is
currently studying the purchase of 12 subway cars to
ease the strain on the busses and their 33,000-a-day
ridership.
PAT transit is also dealing with the pending closure of
the Fort Pitt bridge and tunnel for overhaul that will
further impair the Port Authority system.
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- In This Issue -
News
-CAB's forum
Pg.5
-Room reservation changes
Pg.7
Features
-Craig Karges, magician
Pg.14
-"Wayne's World" review
Pg. 15
Sports
-PSAC swimming
Pg.19
-Grapplers defeat LHU
Pg.20
Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday-Mostly cloudy, milder. High 46.
Saturday-Partly sunny, mild. High 48.
Sunday-Mostly sunny, rain late. High 47.
Monday-Cloudy, rain likely. High 36.
Tuesday-Rain changing to snow. High 33.
Wednesday-Cloudy, snow flurries. High 31.
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Managing Editor
A grassroots organization representing
Pennsylvania's 14 state-owned
universities has been formed to improve
financial support for the individual
campuses. The Friends of the 14
Pennsylvania Universities is headed by
state APSCUF President Dr. James H.
Tinsman.
Due to the funding crisis that is
threatening the future of higher
education, the Friends hope to recruit
over a quarter of a million Pennsylvania
residents in order to build awareness
among both state legislature and the
general public about the funding needs
of the universities in the State System of
Higher Education (SSHE).
According to Dr. Tinsman, state
system tuitions are among the highest in
the nation. However, state system
funding, on a per student basis, is among
the lowest. Tinsman feels that action
must be taken now so that the 14 SSHE
universities will be able to continue to
provide affordable education for
Pennsylvania residents.
PENNSYLVANIA
UNIVERSITIES
In the last 10 years, state funding has
increased 49 percent while operating
costs at SSHE universities have gone up
78 percent. Because of this imbalance,
the 14 universities have been forced to
raise tuition 54 percent from 1983 to
1990, in addition to another 15 percent
increase in the 1991-92 school year.
According to Tinsman, other problems
have arisen due to increases in tuition
including a repair and renovation
backlog of $270 million across the state
system. There is a need for more than
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Cull
The Friends of the 14 group was formed to aid Clarion University
and the 13 other State System of Higher Education universities.
$275 million in new classroom renovation of Founder's Hall. The
facilities. Students often have trouble project has not yet been funded. An
graduating on schedule because they $840,000 renovation of Harvey Hall
are unable to get into required classes was also authorized in 1988, but has
due to lack of space. In addition to not yet been funded,
this, 9,000 students were turned away Dr. Tinsman said the Friends of the
from the universities last year. They 14 want the state government to
were told there wasn't enough space. increase money available to replace
At Clarion University alone, there is the system's dilapidated buildings,
a pressing need for money for deferred The funding shortage at SSHE
maintenance. Currently, funds are universities has drawn attention from
diverted from operations in an effort to
catch up with the deferred
maintenance costs, causing a
tightening on current operations. CUP
also has a need for a dozen and a half
faculty members campus-wide, and
the chemistry and biology labs are in
need of new equipment.
Two point one million dollars was
authorized in 1988 for overdue
the House Education Committee. In a
1990 report, the committee concluded
that the crisis, if ignored, will result in
a system that will be costly, non-
competitive and shabby in appearance.
Tinsman feels that the well-being of
the next generation is tied to the fate
of the 14 state universities and to the
government's response to the
challenge being presented by the
Friends of the 14.
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HID6 PARK
by Harry fiartman
Editor-in-Chief
Pressure begins to close in
V
"Give me
Death"
When I began reading Kristin
Hatfield's Hide Park article, "The
Vo-Tech Zone", I was overjoyed at
the prospect of learning all the
details of her Florida vacation.
Perhaps she had even included
slides! I was therefore startled to
find that the column was not the tale
of a lighthearted romp through the
Sunshine State by Kristin and her
band of merry sorority sisters, but
was instead a vicious attack on the
lifestyles of those who inhabit the
state to \ hich she trekked. Lured by
the pron se of cheap booze, Kristin
and her ohorts entered a drinking
establish nent called "City Lights."
To them it seems to have been the
Twilight Zone.
Ms. I atfield hurls a barrage of
sarcasm at the unsuspecting targets
of her pece, her fellow patrons at
this w« tering hole, who were
apparently the lowest form of life on
the planet. The logic of her
argument is fiendishly clever: They
are different from Us, therefore
They are horrid creatures who
should be killed in the most heinous
manner imaginable while We have
found the True Path and should be
lauded for Our ability to rise above
the common masses and dress only
in the latest styles.
According to Ms. Hatfield, all
Floridians fall into three categories:
Vo-techers, Wannabe Vo-Techers,
and Biker Chicks. (How wonderful
to see that the men are fortunate
enough to have two lifestyle
choices.) One must admire the
incredible perception displayed by
Ms. Hatfield who can divine a
person's intelligence, occupation,
educational level, and blood type
with a mere glance. And how lucky
we are that she has shared her gifts
with us. Oh Brave New World
which has such wonders as Kristin
Hatfield! How greatly these
unlucky Floridians must suffer each
night because they are unable to
enter the nirvana occupied by thei
biographer. The intensity of th
anguish which they must have felt i
being in the presence of those so f<
superior to themselves must hav..
been unbearable.
The disco outfreakage whic
occurred in front of Ms. H? ,f ield an i
• her friends must have been a trul '
Albumon Amplexus
Incontinentia
frightening sight. A horde of people
having fun in a way to which the
ladies were unaccustomed! Small
wonder the six sorority sisters were
so appalled by the behavior of these
dancing fools. And the way the 57"
Texan unmercifully hit on the
innocent young women who are
accustomed to the respect and honor
they receive from their Greek
brethren.
Kristin Hatfield is obviously a
warm and wonderful human being.
I was nearly rendered incontinent by
her ability to capture this horrid
scene in words and express to the
blessed readers of the Call the
wretched diversity which can be
found in the masses of humanity.
Like Ms. Hatfield, I will be ecstatic
when the day comes in which we are
all alike. Give me homogeneity or
give me death.
Mr. AAI also travels under the
name of Philip Porter, a senior
Communication Major
I feci that I had the best of both
worlds, while living here at
Clarion University.
During my freshman and
sophomore years, I lived in a
dorm. Following this, during my
junior and senior years, I moved
to off campus housing.
While both situations
obviously have advantages and
disadvantages. Both situations
tend to be similar in the fact, you
need to be careful about how
and who you chose as a
roommate.
During my two years of living
in the dorm, I was extremely
lucky to live with my best friend
and companion. . .Steve S.
Even though we were good
friends before coming here, there
still were the occasional
problems that arose and had to
be dealt with. But overall, I did
enjoy living in the dorm.
Upon moving off campus, you
do run into some problems that
otherwise didn't exist in a dorm.
The leading and biggest of
which is finding enough
roommates to fill your
apartment.
During my two years off
campus, I've lived with a variety
of people, but for the most part
all of them good.
But as I said before, at times
you will always run into
problems with roommates.
The past couple of weeks have
made this quite evident.
Several of us are very close to
graduating, and leaving the
"Clarion" world and entering the
real world. So, for this reason,
the pressure is mounting, and
arguments have arisen like never
before.
Among this, we're having a
few problems that are really
worth mentioning, but I'm sure
many of you who live off
campus have had similar
problems.
To all of the roommates 've
had over the previous two y< trs:
Steve S., Bill H., John H., I om
L., Jason P. Ted M. and Dave W.
I say. . .thanks.
Thank you for adc ing
something to my college
experience. It truly has be< n a
fun and interesting couple of
years.
In a related subject, a special
thanks goes out to those of my
friends who are willing to be
seen with me, and are able to
push food down your throat in
my presence.
To Matt K. and Tim M. thanks
and remember, keep the Borsch
and bacon cream soup coming.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
The Clarion Call ■ 2-27-92 - Page 3
Learning from
the Greeks
Dear Editor-
I am writing this letter to
express my concerns about the
Greek system on this campus.
Before I begin, I would like to
make it clear that the opinion I
am about to express is my own
and not to be mistaken for the
opinion of any group or
organization.
Recently, I overheard two
female pledges from two
different sororities discussing a
recent test given requiring them
to list the names of all the
fraternities and sororities on the
Clarion campus. One female
continued by saying that she
missed one, but it didn't really
matter because she got one of
her bonus points. She then
proceeded to say that the bonus
points were given if she could
name the "black" sorority and
fraternity on campus. I The other
pledge then wondered if they
would be required to get "their"
signatures for their pledge books.
I immediately asked myself
why aren't the black sorority and
fraternity included in the regular
listing, and why are they only
used for bonus points? Aren't
they just as much a part of the
Greek system at Clarion as any
"white" fraternity or sorority?
They may be small in numbers,
but that doesn't suggest their
lack of involvement. The entire
idea is outrageous.
I also have concerns about
Greeks that attend "black
functions" or any function for
that matter simply to show their
letters. I became aware of this
from talking to "white" fraternity
members at these functions that
were more than proud to say
they attended simply to show
their letters. In my opinion, if
you're not coming with the
intent to learn, then bring your
jacket, hang it on a chair, then
leave. That way everyone will
see the letters. I have chosen not
to name these greek
organizations, because they
happen to make me painfully
aware of something that is
probably more prevalent than I
realized.
College is not simply about
parties and learning from books.
You must be motivated to learn
about the cultures and
organizations on this campus and
in the community. It would be
nice to see more "white"
students Greek or non-Greek
attend cultural functions on this
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campus, and come with the
intent of learning. Before you
become defensive and say "It
wasn't me" or "It wasn't my
fraternity or sorority" remember,
if you're not part of the solution
then you're part of the problem.
As for the two female pledges,
their sororities and the rest of the
Greeks on campus, I have just
one last thing to say, ignorance
causes fear, and I see a lot of
scared people on this campus.
-Deanna Reinard
CUP student
Sharing the
Cultural
Spotlight
Dear Editor-
I would like to take the time to
comment on a lcttcr-to-the-cditor
that appeared in the 2-20-92
edition of the Clarion Call
entitled "Culture Clashes." The
author made some very good
points.
Being an African-American
graduate student, I agree
wholeheartedly with the idea of
all cultures being given time to
celebrate their heritage. I also
agree that no one has the right to
say that none of the majority
ethnic groups need to celebrate
their heritage. However, other
than that the author is slightly
misinformed.
Yes, there is not an official
month set aside to celebrate the
various cultures of European
descendants. However, these
same cultures are given equal (if
not more) "time in the sun."
There are legal holidays set aside
celebrating the birthdays and
accomplishments of such
individuals as George
Washington, Abrahm Lincoln,
Christopher Columbus, as well
as other prominent Europeans.
There are holidays celebrating
key events in the history of
European immigrants coming to
America such as Thanksgiving,
St. Patrick's Day, and the Fourth
of July/Independance Day (The
Fourth of July did not include
slaves. They did not get their
freedom until 1865).
It is a fact that on the
elementary and secondary
education levels, history classes
teach mainly the history of
European deoendants.
Depending on the school, very
little, if any at all, is mentioned
about the history of Africa or
African-Americans. I know of
plenty of students who are of
European ethnicity on this
campus who do not even know
who Dr. Martin Luther King
was. Everyone knows who
George Washington was. He
was referred to as "the Father of
our country." Yet not much is
taught about the fact that he
owned over 200 slaves. If
students are going to be taught
the history of America, then all
of it should be taught not just
part of it.
My point is African- Americans
and other minorities as well are
constantly taught and celebrated
the history and accomplishments
of European-Americans. Only
one month out of the year we
offer everyone in America the
OPPORTUNITY to learn about
their fellow African-American
brothers and sisters. If people do
not make the effort to go and
learn about us, then it is no one's
fault but their own.
To the individual who wrote
the letter all I have to say is
"Look at the whole picture, not
just part of it!"
-Bob Harrison
Library Science
Graduate Student
Handguns:
Protection or
Peril?
Dear Editor-
With some amusement I read
Mr. Emerick's Hide Park article
and his "solution" to the
perceived gun problem in this
country. By "perceived" I mean
at how overblown and overrated
the anti's have made this issue.
Anyone who advocated the
outright ban on all guns and who
believes this is a solution is so
far out of reality that they
obvioulsy cannot accept any
logical and sane solutions to the
problems which they conceive as
widespread. It can be argued
that the illegalization of drugs
caused the drug problem in the
U.S. and many of the "statistics"
which Mr. Emerick cited are
drug related offenses. I know
that I can obtain illicit drugs not
only on the CUP campus, but in
every village, town and city in
this nation. The outright ban on
drugs has made the problem and
no solution is in sight. I can go
anywhere and with no questions
asked I can obtain these illegal
drugs and very rarely risk arrest.
On the other hand, to obtain a
handgun, 1 first must fill out an
application which is submitted to
the police and after a background
search and a three day waiting
period I can obtain a gun which I
paid for three days ago. I still
cannot use that gun for anything
even target practice unless I get a
special permit. After paying for
the permit I am only then
entitled to use the gun for
hunting and target practicing and
this gun must not be concealed
in any fashion or I risk arrest. If
I want to carry the gun for
protection, I must undergo an
extensive background character
check and prove why I need this
gun to protect myself, property
and freedom. If all guns were
banned I could avoid all of this
intrusion into my private life and
go to fifth and main where I
could purchase a gun, no
questions asked, no background
check needed and no trail of
whom the gun was sold to. I
could probably obtain the gun
from a drug dealer because the
price would surely make the risk
worth it. I am not a member of
the NRA at this time, but I am an
American who has served his
country in the military, politics
and many civic functions. I take
it that Mr. Emerick does not have
a gun in his house (not even a
dreaded water pistol) so now all
would be criminals know who is
the most vulnerable. Any
robbers who want to visit me can
expect no pacifism, just Smith
and Wesson and myself to greet
them. I at least will have the
time to call the police for help
while Mr. Emerick will have to
use his "solution" to do his
talking and from what I have
seen of criminals, they just don't
seem too talkative and rational
during the commitment of a
crime. I do not purport to have a
solution, however I must speak
out whenever anyone dreams up
the "final solution" to a problem
which might work in Disneyland
but has no merits in the real
world.
•James T. Baumgratz
Sped/Rehab major
(cont. on pg. 4)
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Reader Responses
(cont.frompg.3)
"Vo-Tech"
Reality
Dear Editor-
In reply to "The Vo-Tech
Zone" article that was printed in
the Clarion Call on 2-20-92...
Gosh, t'aint like us disco
listening Teachers to wrote or
nuthin'. but seein' as how I go to
Clarion University. I figured I'd
learn me how to write back.
SERIOUSLY, the article that
was written by Kristin Hatfield
regarding the vo-tech society
that she and her sorority sisters
were so terribly exposed to is an
ignorant response to a world
which she, as a Clarion graduate,
is not ready or able to accept.
She and her friends, who
innocently went into a Florida
bar for the sole purpose of
receiving cheap liquor on Lady's
Night, have grotesquely
displayed the single most
frightening threat that is posed to
our generation.
Ms. Hatfield, do you and your
sorority sisters not remember the
rhyme that we said every
morning throughout twelve years
of our lives? Does anyone
remember the segment that was
recited: "WITH LIBERTY
AND JUSTICE FOR ALL?"
Or were you one of the cool kids
who didn't want to say the
Pledge of Allegiance? As so
many children have chosen to
deafen themselves to the words
that support what our once proud
nation stood for, do you now
choose to blind the same ideas
with the vodka bottles in your
eyes? Do you want your love for
a cheap drink and a lifetime
supply of hair spray to shelter
your innocent false sense of
reality from anything in America
that might be different?
Do you recall how, when you
first got out of high school and
went to college, you couldn't
believe how different the "real
world" was? Well, I have news
for you, sunshine: Welcome to
the REAL WORLD. You arc a
college graduate now. You are a
big girl. It's time that you
realized that there are always
going to be people who not only
listen to disco, but actually
attend vocational technical
school, too. Have you ever
talked to one? I mean, talked to
one of those hippy-freaky-
psycho-pot smoking-law
breaking-sidewalk surfing-
disco punks that you so
despise? Try it. Although you
won't find many vo-tech students
attending Clarion University, I'm
sure that you, along with many
of the other closed-minded
students of Clarion University,
might actually discover that the
world has more to offer then a
drunken stupor and bad karma
from hair spray.
-Joe Cararie
That kid who got
a potato for Christmas
Institutional Integrity and Equity
subcommittee calls for student input
The Institutional Integrity and
Equity subcommittee is one of
the groups which is helping to
prepare Clarion University for
our upcoming Middle States ten-
year evaluation in 1992-93. We
are charged with examining
campus life, to determine
whether principles of academic
freedom and equitable practices
among all of our constituencies
do indeed typify the way we
conduct our business here at
Clarion.
As one means of trying to
make that determination, we are
asking for student input on either
ot these issues — academic
freedom and/or equity. Aspects
to be considered should include
areas such as academic,
financial, social, athletic, cultural
and resident life. If you have
had positive experiences wherein
issues of academic integrity or
social equity have been
identified and positively
resolved, we would like to hear
from you. If you are aware of
instances where you feel
academic freedom has been
compromised, or basic principles
of fair treatment have not been
followed either for yourself or
for others, we would also like to
hear from you.
Please direct your signed
comments in writing to Dr.
Donald Wilson, Equity
Subcommittee Chair, 257
Carlson. Information will be
shared but names will be kept
confidential. Please forward
material by Friday, March 13.
An open hearing for the entire
campus will also be held in late
March for anyone who wishes to
express opinions in a public
forum.
-courtesy of Institutional
Integrity and Equity
Subcommtiiee
Congratulations to the
Zeta Tau Alpha Pledge Class
Spring '92!
Jen Wise
A.J. Zottola
Phaedra Crisman
Jen DiRito
Christine Everhart
Tonya Harteis
Kim Kelly
We Love You!
Brenda Kirlin
Kirstin Schwan
Kim Sherry
Darla Yannacci
Kristen Zappa
The
Clarion
Call staff
would like
to wish
everyone
a happy
and SAFE
Winter
Holiday
"Chandler
Slop 11
Dear Editor-
I am wrting in response to a
letter to the editor in last week's
Clarion Call. The letter I am
referring to was a complaint
about the food and service of
Chandler Dining Hall.
The Clarion University student
senate has a committee which is
in charge of the students'
interests in both Chandler and
the residence halls. This
committee meets twice a month
with Mr. Barry Morris, director
of Residence Life, and Mr.
Orsinno, representative of the
company in charge of the
Chandler Dining Hall. Both of
these men and the people they
represent have been very helpful
and interested in the problems
Clarion University students
might encounter. They are doing
everything in their powers to
make Clarion a nicer place to
both live and eat at.
I emphasize the words "in their
powers" because not every
suggestion is economically
feasible, nor up to state
inspection standards. What one
must realize is that the company
that operates Chandler is a
business, and a very efficient
one. They have been with the
University for decades and offer,
what many feel to be, a wide
variety of nutritional options.
Although they try their hardest,
it is very difficult to please every
single one of the thousands of
people that eat there every day.
It is for this reason that this
committee was established. We,
the students, give Mr. Orsinno
and Mr. Morris suggestions and
voice our complaints. They
listen to them and tell us whether
or not they are possible to be
implemented or whether the
problem may be remedied.
This committee will meet
again on Monday, March 9 at
3:30 p.m. in the faculty dining
area of Chandler. All students
are welcome. This is the perfect
opportunity to voice your
opinion and to change the things
that do not please the majority of
us.
I look forward to seeing you
there.
-Luis Almeida,
Student Senator
MIDDLE STATES SUBCOMMITTEE HEARINGS
The following Middle States subcommittees will hold
hearings during the week of March 9 in the Carlson
Library Conference Room:
Admissions
Catalogs and
Publications
Library/Learning
Resources Center
Monday, March, 9 at 1:30 p.m.
Wednesday, March 11 at 3:00 p.m.
Friday, March 13 at 3:00 p.m.
Each hearing will begin with a brief summary
presentation of the subcommittee's preliminary findings
and will be followed by a discussion session.
The Middle States Steering Committee encourages all
members of the Clarion University community to
participate in these hearings to assist the subcommittees in
preparing their area reports for the steering committee
later this semester.
Notices regarding hearings held by the remainder of the
Middle States subcommittees will be published in future
editions of the Call.
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The Clarion Call - 2-27-92 - Page 5
Forum aids in CABS outcome
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
Some new regulations to
control the conduct of students at
the weekly CABS dances were
decided upon at a forum held
February 19.
To prevent the fights in
CABS, the organization will
begin to card people at the door.
Not only will there be bouncers
within the dance area, but there
will be two extra bouncers at the
door to control the flow of
people coming in and out of the
building.
Since the dances are in the
small basement of Harvey Hall,
the amount of people coming
into the dance will be limited.
The dance usually starts out as
more of a freshmen c. owd.
Later the older crowd, w o has
been out drinking, ente s the
scene. These new prevention
methods to control the out jreaks
are necessary.
The meeting was conducted by
Heather Kunkler, president of
UAB and Jennifer Ord,
chairperson of UAB. The
meeting was an open forum to
students and concerned adults.
Due to the drinking, fights
starting inside the building are
then carried outside.
Kunkler said, "CABS will
always have problems because it
is hot and in a small place."
Public Safety is not
responsible when a fight starts in
the building. UAB are the ones
who have to remove the
instigators from the premises
when there is a problem or call
Public Safety.
Eric Grafton of Public Safety
said, "You don't want us
checking I.D.'s because it would
make them look bad because I
would be citing everyone
(underage drinkers)."
Public Safety instead, tries to
catch the drunks outside the
building "so that we are not
glorified babysitters inside," said
Grafton.
Kunkler said, "CABS is a way
to entertain yourself after the
bars." ,
She also said to control the
atmosphere, don't bother coming
in i* you are drunk because
Greg j Bachner/Clarion Call
Concerned students and adults gathered in Peirce on February 19 in >rder to determine
new regulations for CABS as a result of student disruptions.
when you are in, it's UAB's
problem.
There has also been a problem
with leather coats being stolen
at CABS. However, no solution
has been found for this problem.
"Just have common sense not to
bring a leather coat," advised
Kunkler. Public Safety has not
found any evidence about the
person or p arsons who have been
stealing tl e coats. CABS will
re-open the first weekend after
spring break in Harvey
basement.
Double dutch for dollars, jumping for lives
by Dorilee Ray buck
News Writer
A jump-rope-a-thon will be
held on March 26 in conjunction
with Clarion University and the
local Red Cross in order to raise
funds for the area chapter.
Last year, the local Red Cross
spent thousands of dollars to
provide relief and assistance to
disaster victims within the
community.
To ensure the continuance of
the chapter in Clarion County,
the American Red Cross is
joining Clarion University to
sponsor a jump-rope-a-thon in
order to replenish the funds of
the local Red Cross.
"We are in danger of losing the
American Red Cross chapter in
Clarion due to lack of funds,"
said Norbert Baschnagel, head of
the faculty senate at Clarion
University and an organizer of
the event.
The theme for the jump-rope-
a-thon will be "Fun, Fitness and
Friendship." The event will be
heid from 4:30 until 6:00 p.m.
on March 26 at the Tippin
Gymnasium.
Clarion University President
Dr. Diane Reinhard and chapter
executive of the Clarion Red
minute rest between each one
minute jump.
The jumpers will get sponsors
who make a pledge of money.
Individuals can contribute to the
jump-rope-a-thon by becoming
jumpers, pledge sponsors or
counters for the jumpers.
Prizes will be awarded for the
7040 or 226-5098.
Public contributions are also
needed for the chapter to provide
families in need with free food,
clothing and shelter after a fire
or other disaster.
For 75 years, the American
Red Cross has been responsible
"We are in danger of losing the American Red
Cross chapter in Clarion due to lack of funds"
Cross, Dana Shaw, will be
speaking at the opening of the
fundraiser.
Baschaegel will be leading
stretchii g exercises before the
particip< its begin jumping rope.
All c ganizations are being
asked o take part in the
fundraiser with a minimum of
six members per team. They
will pie Ige to jump rope for a
total of ive minutes with a five
team that collects the most
money and for the team that
jumps the most.
Twelve door prizes will also be
awarded to participants. All the
proceeds from the jump-rope-a-
thon will be used to benefit the
local Red Cross.
Pledge sheets can be picked up
at 109 Tippin from Baschnagel.
Questions about the jump-a-thon
can be answered by calling 226-
for helping people in the Clarion
community prevent, prepare for
and respond to emergencies.
Donations from the public also
save lives of accident and heart
attack victims who are helped by
citizens who have completed
Red Cross lifesaving programs.
"The Red Cross is there for
you to count on in an
emergency," said Dana Shaw,
chapter executive.
"A gift to the Clarion County
chapter will make you a
supporting member. We count
on all of our members to help us
to continue meeting urgent needs
in this community."
To make a financial
contribution to the Clarion
County chapter of the American
Red Cross, send a check payable
to the American Red Cross, 1099
East Main Street, Clarion PA
16214.
For more information call the
chapter at 226-7040.
Education Majors:
Kappa Delta Pi is
currently accepting
new members. If you
did not receive a letter
but believe you meet
the requirements, call
Lisbeth Brown at 2506
by March 16.
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Frustrated professor writes own textbook
by Heather Michael
News Writer
Interview by Dorothy Rodgers
ContributingWriter
"The humanities are the non-
physical fields in the Western
tradition of high culture." Many
students at Clarion University
who have taken Dr. John J.
Bodoh's Humanities classes
remember this well.
For those who are open to a
challenge, experiencing the
humanities is an enjoyable,
enlightening process. The
humanities encompass
architecture, art history, drama,
language, literature, music
appreciation, philosophy, etc.,
and Dr. Bodoh makes every
effort to show his students the
importance of these items in
Western culture.
Dr. Bodoh obtained virtually
all his schooling in Wisconsin,
where he ultimately received his
Ph.D. in classics from the
University of Wisconsin. In
1974 he arrived at C.U.P. as
Dean of Arts and Sciences.
At that time there had been
limited Humanities classes, for
no professor was officially
designated to instruct them.
In 1982, since Dr. Bodoh had
extensive knowledge of the
classics, he began to offer
humanities courses which
flourished in the following years
at Clarion University. Prior to
his employment at Clarion, Dr.
Bodoh taught Classics in
Lubbock, Texas at Texas State
University.
He explains, "You can't get a
doctorate in humanities; that
does not exist. Classics is as
close as one can come. And so, I
was wcli-prepared to teach these
courses and I thought it would be
good."
Prominent on Dr. Bodoh's list
of accomplishments is the book
that he has spent years writing
and revising, "Experiencing the
Humanities." "I didn't want to
write this book," he admits, "it
was born of frustration." He was
compelled to write his own
textbook after struggling to find
a suitable one to use in his
classes. "It's hard to
conceptualize things," says Dr.
Bodoh of his dissatisfaction with
the available humanities texts on
the market, which present much
scattered material with few
connective ideas to explain how
the various topics relate to each
other. "I have set out
deliberately to rectify this. I'm
trying to show that all of the
humanities are the
manifestations of the ever-
changing Western mind. That is
the link," Dr. Bodoh assures. He
has the intention of someday
publishing his book; in fact,
several chapters have already
been submitted to a publisher for
review.
There is a vast amount to be
learned and gained by Dr. Bodoh
and his students alike when
studying the humanities. Dr.
Bodoh marvels, "I'm always
amazed and a little daunted by
my continual discovery of how
much there is to learn. The
vistas keep opening up." He
says that while reading his
students' semester-end reactions
to his class, he finds that their
comments are "filled with
commendation." He is also
often responsible through his
classes for awakening in his
students a lifelong interest in
cultural activities such as opera,
museums and foreign travel.
Dr. Bodoh is a man who
thrives on education, and he still
wishes to learn more, even
though he already knows a great
deal about a variety of subjects.
In the past he even translated
parts of Homeric epics "The
Iliad" and "The Odyssey" from
the original Greek in which they
were written.
Although he reflects, "In my
own personal experience, the
greatest period of personal
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Dr. Bodoh is presently writing a humanities textbook
because he is dissatisfied with those on the market.
growth in my own life has been
while teaching these
(Humanities) classes," he feels
that his concentration on the
humanities has deprived him of a
more extensive understanding of
science and mathematics, among
other subjects.
Dr. Bodoh plans to retire in the
future so that he may relax while
studying full-time and pursuing
personal interests.
In examining his achievements
and ideas, it is seen that Dr.
Bodoh is an educator who is
truly trying to contribute all he
can to making the world more
pleasurable for his students.
"'His greatest reward must be
knowing how many doors he has
opened that ordinarily would
have remained closed for them.
Bush condemns economic 'doomsayers'
BETHESDA, Md (AP)--
President Bush lashed out at
economic ^doomsayers"
Monday and said his rivals want
to "just lock the doors and pull
down the blinds and hope the
world goes away."
Addressing a political rally,
Bush had this response to those
who say the economy is in an
abyss and America is a
weakened giant:
"Bunk!"
"We are the United States of
America and we can compete
with anybody."
The president, making his first
campaign foray into this
Washington suburb, was
challenged by a young woman to
do something about the AIDS
epidemic.
He veered from his prepared
speech to say that government
spending for AIDS research is up
"and it's going to continue to
stay up until we whip that
disease."
That didn't satisfy the woman.
"Lies, Lies, that's a lie," she
shouted.
In his speech, Bush never
mentioned Pat Buchanan, his
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major opponent, who has
preached the virtues of
isolationism.
"Leadership demands character
and experience," the president
said. "But right now we hear
that America has no business
leading the world _ that we
should just lock the doors and
pull down the blinds and hope
the world goes away. America is
not that kind of country."
Bush said Americans can
compete.
"Let's open markets, let our
workers go head-to-head. When
they do, they can out-think, out-
produce and out-perform anyone
in the world, anywhere,
anytime."
Maryland holds its primary
March 3.
At the political affair and at a
businessmen's rally earlier, Bush
criticized the Congress for not
taking action on his economic -
recovery legislation.
"This is not all that
controversial," the president told
business leaders from 38 states at
the U.S. Chamber of Commerce
national business action rally." I
want to sign these reforms on
March 20th."
Bush outlined his economic-
growth package in his State of
the Union speech Jan. 28 and set
the March deadline.
He said action by then would
set the country on the road to
economic health and still leave
seven months for partisan
politicking.
"Today is the 27th day, the
halfway mark on my 52-day
deadline," he said. "The stark
and sorry fact is that Congress so
far deserves an F. They deserve a
failing grade."
The rally was called to present
an agenda to Bush and to deliver
it to Congress.
The chamber said the agenda
is based on six regional forums
held last fall.
Bush said he is committed to
opening markets, "pushing the
envelope of excellence" and
improving the quality of life for
everyone in the country.
CUP awarded grant to create POSE
by Patrick Schmader
News Writer
The Center for Educational
Leadership at Clarion University
has been awarded a $78,165
competitive grant by the State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE) in order to create the
"Program of Scholastic
Enrichment: A University
Collaboration" (POSE).
The purpose of POSE is to
increase access to higher
education and encourage access
at the post secondary level for
rural students. The reason for
the program is because students
in Clarion County and adjacent
counties rank in the bottom 33
percent of college-university
participation rates in
Pennsylvania. Out of 14 SSHE
members, Clarion University is
the most rurally positioned and
has one of the highest rates of
students enrolled from rural
Pennsylvania backgrounds. This
along with the showing from
studies that the college-
university participation rate
"rises in the cases of local
schools who have engaged in
various academic partnerships
with Clarion University," makes
Clarion ideal for the construction
of this program.
The high school districts
selected for this program are
Union (Rimersburg) and
Keystone (Knox), in Clarion
County, Brookville in Jefferson
County and DuBois in Clearfield
County. When the program
begins in March at these schools,
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Housing sign-up to occur in all
halls and extended four days
by Mike Buser
News Writer
Remember when signing up
for on-campus housing meant
standing out in the cold and
seemingly endless lines? Well,
take heart dorm dwellers,
because changes are in the air.
This year, sign-up will occur in
all halls, not just Campbell and
will be spread out over five days
rather than just one.
The first day will be for all
students who want to stay in the
same room next year. The
second day will be for freshman.
Day three is for students who
want different rooms in the same
building. Students who want to
move to a different hall will sign
up on the fourth day. The fifth
and last day will be for off-
campus students who want to
move back to campus.
Housing committee head, Luis
Almeida, believes that the new
system is a good one because it
eliminates people having to
brave the weather conditions and
keep down the long lines.
Almeida said that under the new
system, waiting in line will
average under half an hour.
Another advantage, according
to Almeida, is that you can
definitely keep your room if you
so desire.
Almeida also mentioned other
proposals concerning housing.
He said that Nair Hall may
become a 24-hour visitation
building and that Wilkinson Hall
may have cable television in the
rooms next year.
These proposals are directed at
attracting more students to these
particular halls because they
have not been completely full the
last few semesters.
Almeida also said that further
suggestions are being considered
concerning these two dorms.
One suggestion is that the dorms
be co-ed by wing; meaning
females on one wing of a floor
and males on the other.
This, it is suggested, would
provide a more loose atmosphere
and possibly cut down on
vandalism. This would also
make the dorm seem less formal
and more like off-campus
housing.
In this same vein, Almeida
made the point that if this co-ed
situation was realized, then
resident assistants would be
chosen, who would treat the
situation maturely, possibly
being a little more lenient and
less regulatory in their approach
to their position.
Again, for the moment, these
are only suggestions.
Almeida concluded by saying
that he hopes the newly adopted
five day process goes smoothly
and further hopes that continuing
improvements can be made in
on-campus housing.
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the focus will be on four
objectives; providing 40 middle
level students with academic
enrichment programs to
encourage higher academic
course selection; improving the
achievement scores of 100 tenth
and eleventh grade students on
the Scholastic Aptitude Test
(SAT); provide career
exploration and study skills
improvement to 100 middle level
students in collaboration with
business partnerships; and
provide training and
development for junior and
senior high school parents
regarding academic programs
and financial aid aquisition.
The program will last for one
year and has several
expectations. These expec-
tations range from an increase in
the number of students going on
to higher education to students
selecting more challenging
academic courses.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of February 17 through February 23.
An unknown person ran over three bushes at the corner of Greenville
Avenue and the service road to lot "U" on February 17.
Approximately $75 worth of damages was done. An investigation is
pending.
On February 18, public safety investigated the possibility of a
Columbia House tape being stolen from a mailbox in Nair Hall. The
name of the tape is, "Downtown Train." An investigation is pending.
Around 12:30 a.m. on February 21, an unknown person activated a
fire pull station on the fourth floor of Campbell Hall. An
investigation is pending.
On February 21, around 12:45 a.m., an unknown person activated the
fire alarm on the first floor of Ralston Hall. An investigation is
pending.
On February 21, a student was cited for Driving Under the Influence
after being involved in a traffic accident and attempting to leave the
scene in parking lot "C."
A black wallet was stolen from Tippin Gymnasium on February 21.
The wallet con ained $50, a Pennsylvania operator license, a social
security card a id several pictures. An investigation is pending.
Around 9:15 p.m. on February 21, a fire alarm pull station was
activated on the first floor of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
On February 2 1 , a student was cited for Criminal Mischief after
recklessly smashing a dorm window on the first floor of Nair Hall,
then running from the scene.
At approximately 7:58 p.m. on February 22, two non-students were
cited for minors possession and consumption in parking lot "J."
On February 23 around 2:20 a.m., a student on the third floor of
Ralston Hall was cited for minors consumption.
On February 23, it was reported that light fixtures and bulbs were
damaged in the men's lavatory on the third floor of Campbell Hall.
An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes,
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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The Clarion Call is currently
taking applications for the
following positions for the 1992-93
academic year:
Editor-in-Chief
Managing Editor
News Editor
Sports Editor
Circulation Editor
Features Editor
Photography Editor
Advertising Manager
Business Manager
Copy and Design Editor
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**These are all paid positions and open
to any student at the University.
**Interested students can pick up an application
in the Clarion Call office in
room 1 Harvey Hall.
**The deadline for application submission is
Friday, March 20, 1992.
Kuwait celebrates one year liberation anniversary
Compiled by Shannon Skomra
from the AP Service
International
News
Kuwait remembers
one year ago
Kuwait began celebrating the
first anniversary of the country's
liberation Tuesday. It was one
year ago Wednesday that
American and allied forces freed
Kuwait from Iraqi occupation.
At a ceremony in Kuwait City,
Tuesday, the crown prince
promised that democracy is on
the way. Elections for a new
legislature are scheduled for
October.
Shitie hostile towards UN
Shitie militiamen are making it
clear a UN envoy isn't welcome
at Kafra, a village in southern
Lebanon. UN sources say
Nezbolloah gunmen fired shots
over Marrack Goulding's head as
he stepped out of his door
Tuesday, at the entrance ofi&he
city. No one was injured.
China's papers urge
economic reforms
China's tightly controlled
national newspapers urged
bolder economic reforms
Tuesday in a front-page editorial,
a sign that senior leader Deng
Xiaoping 's drive to embrace free
market principles is gathering
strength.
"We should increase our
boldness in reform and opening
up to the outside world and step
up our pace," the editorial said.
""Reform and opening up ... is
our only choice. There is no
other road we can take."
Among papers running the
editorial was the People's Daily
of the ruling Communist Party _
normally a bastion of
conservatism.
The message echoed
comments Deng made last
month during an unusual public
tour of southern cities that have
gone the farthest in advocating
the introduction of free markets
and other capitalist principles.
Deng said China can avoid the
political turmoil that has toppled
other communist parties only by
maintaining economic growth.
Nation al
Reporter settles sexual
harassment lawsuit
A sports writer who claimed a
New England Patriots football
player sexually harassed her has
setded her lawsuit.
Lisa Olson, a former Boston
Herald reporter, sued the
football team, claiming Zeke
Mowatt exposed himself and
taunted her while she was
interviewing a player in the
team's locker room in 1990.
She says other teammates
egged him on.
Terms of the settlement were
not disclosed but the Boston
Globe say the Patriots agreed to
pay her about a-half million
dollars.
The 27-year old Olson says she
lopes that in time, no person will
>c subjected to such behavior
while doing their jobs.
She said she will use the
money to establish a journalism
scholarship at her alma mater,
Northern Arizona University.
Campus
Compiled by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Famous Scottish
poet visits MU
The Snapper
Millersville University recendy
held its third annual Burns night
to honor Scottish playwright and
poet, Robert Burns.
Burns is the author of the
famous, "My Love is Like a Red,
Red, Rose," plays, "There Was a
Man" and "Tarn o' Shanter" and
others as well as updating the
popular song, "Auld Lang Syne."
The evening included
performances and readings of
Burns' work as well as tastes of
Scottish culture.
The highlanders performed
Scottish songs and guests ate
haggis, a traditional Scottish
meal. It consists of the hearts
and livers of pigs and sheep
boiled in the actual stomach of
the animal.
Students given
AIDS test at LHU
The Eagle Eye
Lock Haven University
promoted AIDS awareness by
making free testing available to
students on February 13. The
Center for Disease Control went
to the Lock Haven campus to
provide the testing.
All 48 available spots for the
test were taken quickly.
The testers not only
administered the test, but gave
the participants counseling
before and after the test. The
procedures used were the ELISA
and the Western Blot tests. The
Western Blot test is more
specific than the ELISA test.
Both were used to test the blood
samples.
Presently, 15,000 college-age
students have the virus. For
best results, one should wait
approximately two to 12 weeks
after the unsafe behavior.
UPJ considers
new dormitory
Advocate
The University of Pittsburgh at
Johnstown proposed a $16
million dormitory to be
constructed for fall 1994. The
dormitory and convention center
has only to clear the University
of Pittsburgh's administration
before being okayed.
UPJ President Frank
Blackington gave the proposal in
Pittsburgh on February 14 to
Pitt's capital expenditures
committee under Provost Donald
Henderson.
The building is to house 400
people and includes a conference
center, dining area and kitchen.
According to Blackman, the
purpose of the building is to
maintain enrollment in the
university which has a rising
percentage of commuter
students.
Students jailed
for computer virus
Two students accused of
creating a virus that paralyzed
computers in at least two
countries are under arrest. David
Blumenthal and Mark Pilgrim
were jailed on $10,000 bond
Monday, in Ithica, New York.
Authorities say the Cornell
University sophomores put their
virus in games available on the
school's public computer
archive. Cornell says computers
at Stanford University in
California and in Osaka, Japan
are among those that ended up
infected.
Apple creates
new technology
Apple is fine tuning a
computer that will do what you
tell it to do. There arc already
some computers that will
respond to spoken single word
commands and some even talk
back. But, the prototype Apple
is demonstrating is designed to
respond to the way people
actually speak, in clumps of
words.
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College reporters banned from
organization court
An attorney for the University
of Georgia student newspaper
plans to appeal a judge's ruling
allowing the school to ban
reporters from the school's
organization court.
Fulton Superior Court Judge
Frank M. Hull ruled Thursday
that the university must allow the
student newspaper, access to all
records of the court, which
conducts disciplinary hearings.
But the school can close the
hearings to the public because
the meetings are not covered
under the state's Open Meetings
Act.
State
A He n tow n couple lose
Supreme Court appeal
An Allentown, Pa., policeman
and his wife who say their
privacy rights were violated by a
newspaper story about domestic
violence in their home lost a
Supreme Court appeal Tuesday.
The justices, without comment,
refused to revive a lawsuit
against The Morning Call, an
Allentown newspaper, and
reporter Terry Mutchler.
Lower courts threw out the
civil rights suit. A federal
appeals court, by a 2-1 vote last
May, said Kenneth and Rosann
Scheetz "did not have a
constitutionally protected
privacy interest in the
information they divulged in a
police report."
During a Jan. 14, 1988,
argument at the couple's home,
Scheetz struck his wife. She
called Allentown police, who
wrote up a standard report on the
incident and two supplemental
reports based on statements by
Mrs. Scheetz.
SSHE discusses funding with
senate appropriations
committee
The Pennsylvania senate
appropriations committee took a
look at funding for the State
System of Higher Education,
Tuesday. The panel heard
testimony from Chancellor
James McCormick on behalf of
the 14 state owned universities.
The schools want more than
$407 million for instructional
cost for the fiscal year starting
July 1. That would mean a nine
percent increase over current
funding.
1993 Seniors:
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March 9-13 at room 15 Harvey Hall.
Pictures taken
March 16-19 with a $3.00 sitting fee.
If you want a yearbook
sent to you, $6.00 fee.
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Public Affairs
Fifty-seven students, representing 15 sports, were recently honored at an Academics
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they have a cumulative 3.2 grade point average or have attained a 3.2 GPA during each
of the previous two semesters. From left are Bob Carlson, athletic director; Stephanie
Kissell, swimming, a freshman Spanish major; Martin Valentic, baseball, a junior
marketing major; Barry McCauliff, assistant professor of speech communication and
theatre; and Hal Wassink, director of student activities and faculty athletic
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Governor Wilson's proposed
college fee hike protested
SACRAMENTO (AP)--
Truncheon-toting state police
officers Monday cleared the
Capitol of scores of students
protesting Gov. Pete Wilson's
budget-balancing plan to hike
college fees, arresting 20
demonstrators.
,N We want Wilson out!" about
60 protesters chanted in the
corridors outside the Republican
governor's office, while others
blew piercing whistles and
carried placards.
The demonstrators converged
on the double-doors of Wilson's
office, but were barred from
entering by state officers, who
herded them outside and into
Capitol Park. Wilson did not
meet with any of the students,
his office said.
At one point, witnesses said,
several state police officers
swung their truncheons at a
demonstrator who refused to
leave the sealed-off area in front
of Wilson's office, then wrestled
him to the floor. The unidentified
man was taken into custody.
Other officers jabbed
demonstrators in the chest to
move them out of the areas,
witnesses said. There were no
reports of injuries.
State Police Capt. Glen Glaser
said 20 people were arrested. All
but two were cited for
^disrupting the Capitol" and
were released immediately.
Two demonstrators were taken
to county jail on felony charges.
One was booked for assaulting
an officer, and the other was
arrested for "attempting to take
away a prisoner from a police
officer," Glaser said.
sx The demonstrators were
blocking the governor' office
and they refused to leave. We
gave a dispersal order, and asked
them if they wanted to leave.
The majority of them left.
Twenty did not. For the most
part, it was a peaceful protest,"
Glaser said.
About 50 demonstrators
gathered in the ornate Capitol
rotunda and shouted anu- Wilson
slogans as the protesters in front
of the governor's office were
dispersed.
Several dozen demonstrators
later left the Capitol and
marched through nearby streets,
tenjporarily tying up traffic.
Greeks contribute 3200
community service hours
by Kelley Mahoney
News. Writer
The social greek-letter
fraternities and sororities raised
over $4,200 and contributed over
3200 hours towards
philanthropic efforts during the
fall 1991 semester. These
figures are based on nine
sororities and four fraternities
submitting monthly community
service reports to the office of
greek life.
Several services these
organizations perform are
clothing and blood drives, walk-
a-thons, helping with special
Olympics, food drives and many
others.
"I feel that the greeks should
be credited for their services,"
said Diana Anderson, director of
greek life. According to
Anderson, each individual
chapter has their own
requirements as to how many
services they do. But, they are
required to do one annual service
and one annual fundraiser.
"Some do many and others go
unreported," said Anderson.
"This is a shame because they
deserve the credit."
Each chapter has their own
estimated goals and varies from
chapter to chapter and each
stipulates how many hours of
service are required.
"I'm amazed at the groups'
hours and their time
managements," said Anderson.
"They spend a lot of time at
these services, but yet, overall,
their grades are high."
Last year, Clarion's greeks
were recognized nationally in
northwestern PA for the annual
service award.
"I think we were picked for our
quality and not quantity," said
Anderson. "We were really
surprised because we were up
against schools like Penn State."
This award is for outstanding
community service and is given
once a year.
"People are so ready to
criticize the greeks," said
Anderson, "but when they need a
community service or fundraiser
of some sort, they are quick to
call. One of our groups is
always willing to do it and
handle another project"
The Clarion Call - 2-27-9$- Page 11
Spring show a hit
by Amy Gerkin
Assistant Features Editor
Entertainment was at a height
last week on campus. The
Clarion University Theatre
performed "The Best Little
Whorehouse in Texas" in the
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium
February 19-22.
The play, directed by
Marilouise Michel, is based on a
true story about a bordello in
Texas. Conflicts in the story
arise when a television
evangelist tries to close it down
with politicians weaseling their
way in for their own glory.
"The Best Little Whorehouse
in Texas" is also the universal
her songbird voice and motherly
composure. John Coy nicely
portrayed the foul-mouthed
Sheriff who has a soft spot for
Miss Mona. Jeff Powell played
the sinister Melvin P. Thorpe,
TV evangelist.
Narrating the play was Mike
Koziel, who was also the
musical director and keyboardist
for the Rio Grande band. Also
in the band were Steve Porter
(steel guitar), Janie Spangler
(violin) and Von Winger
(drums).
Supporting the leads were
Holly Sena as the perky maid,
Jewel, Rachel Smith and Deanna
Dunkle as Angel and Shy,
newcomers to the "sales"
the Aggies, a football team
whose manly cowboy moves
made the female viewers scream.
Even though the play
contained adult situations and
language, it was "a very
tastefully done play. . .done in
the name of fun and there is
nothing wrong with going to the
theatre just for fun," according to
Michel.
"It is a challenge for the
students to do a show with this
amount of dancing and singing
in it, while still creating a
believable character. The satire
of this play is cleverly done and
it is a good experience for the
students to work on that type of
theatre," said Michel.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The Clarion University Theatre presented "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas" February
19-22 in the Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
story of Miss Mona Stangley and business. Along with the rest of the cast
Appeasing the men in the and crew, "The Best Little
audience were the other female Whorehouse in Texas" was a
"employees" at the bordello, and huge success,
the Angclettes, a dance-team for
Sheriff Ed Earl Dodd, who are
trying to find one another.
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Symphonic band performance
entertains students, community
by Janet Lindeman
Features Writer
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium
was filled with beautiful
harmonies this past Sunday,
February 23rd when the Clarion
University Symphonic Band
presented a well-rehearsed
concert that captivated and
entertained the audience.
A variety of different styles of
music were performed, including
a concerto and an overture. One
of the most enjoyable pieces was
"Robin Hood." The piece began
with the dramatic music that
started off the motion picture,
then smoothly glided into the hit
song by Bryan Adams,
"Everything I Do, I Do It For
You." It concluded with the
composition that closed the
picture. The band played this
song fantastically, almost as well
as the original performers.
I also enjoyed the last piece,
"Stars and Stripes Forever." The
band played it with a lively spirit
and it was a very emotionally
moving piece. The audience
seemed to enjoy a patriotic tune
that they could recognize.
The performance also included
two soloists. Dr. Brent Register,
the instructor of double reeds
UAB presents
"The Last Boy
Scout"
March 12th & 15th
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and flute at Clarion, presented an
oboe solo that was extremely
well played. His articulation and
rhythm were very polished and
precise.
Clarion student Jeff Cooke also
presented a tuba solo that was
also well performed. He played
a difficult composition, but he
seemed to handle it with ease.
A delightful surprise of the
afternoon was the encore. After
the audience's applause, the band
played and sang the Clarion
Fight song. During this last part
of the performance, the members
all seemed to give off a feeling
of pride for their band and their
school. The audience seemed to
enjoy this short piece and even
participated by clapping along
with the music.
The concert was a relaxing
way to spend the day.
Women's History Month
March is Women's History Month. Clarion University will be celebrating with several public programs and
activities. Those events are included on this calendar along with other prominent events in women's history
from March, fanice Horn, assistant professor and librarian in Carlson Library, provided the information
concerning events in women's history for the month. Dr. Kathryn Graham, Chair of Clarion University's
Presidential Commission on the Status of Women, may be contacted at 226-2587 for further information.
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full Veterans Admin-
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Hansberry's "A
Raisin in the Sun"
opens at the Ethel
Barrymore The-
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City. The first
Broadway play by
a black woman.
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Wellness Commit-
tee presents the
Wellness Series
speaker Ruth Ann
Meers, extension
agent Penn State
Cooperative Exten-
sion, Tips on Cho-
lesterol and Fats in
Your Diet" Carter
Auditorium, 4 p.m.
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flight around the world at her
hometown airport in Colum-
bus, Ohio. She completed the
flight on April 1 7, the first such
flight by a woman. President
Lyndon Johnson subsequently
names her vice-chair of the Fed-
eral Aviation Administration's
Women's Aviation Advisory
Committee.
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women number-
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Chicago, 111., to
establish the Coa-
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Union Women.
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Angharad
Valdivia of Chile,
"Global Issues in
Women's Stud-
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8 p.m.
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speaker, Paula Larke, discus-
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Conference,
"Women of
the Earth: Re-
storing the
Balance,"
Still Hall.
Featured
guests are
Judith Plant
and Paula
Larke.
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The Clarion Call - 2-27-92 - Page 13
Alpha Phi Omega Clarion chapter
hosts annual sectional conference
by Mark Dressier
Features Writer
This past weekend, the Clarion
University chapter of Alpha Phi
Omega, a co-ed national service
fraternity, hosted the second
annual combined 62 and 64
sectional conference. The
conference was co-hosted by the
Iota Upsilon chapter of Slippery
Rock University.
Various Alpha Phi Omega
chapters from the sections of 62
and 64 attended the conference.
A dance and talent show were
held Friday night in Harvey Hall
during registration. Saturday
morning, after coffee and
doughnuts were served, a brief
"welcome" ceremony was held
in Carter Auditorium in Still
Hall.
Ten different seminars ran
throughout the day until 3:30
p.m. when a business meeting
concluded the day's events.
Saturday night a magic show and
dance were held at the Holiday
Inn. And, to bring the
conference to a close, a brunch
was served on Sunday morning
at the Holiday Inn.
The sectional chairperson was
senior communication major
Lisa Paitz. The other three
chairs for the conference were
senior communication major
Karen Wright, senior special
education major Danielle Dodge
and junior early
childhood/special education
major Julie Harris. Wright
chaired the planning committee,
Dodge headed the housing
committee and Harris took
charge of the creative committee.
Others from Clarion University
also helped with the conference
by holding seminars. Among
these were Dave Tomeo, director
of the university center,
Christine Hearst, assistant
director of the Academic
Support Center, Dr. Gail Grejda,
an education department
professor, Rebecca Leas, a
nutrition and wellness professor
and Dr. Myrna Kuehn, chair of
the speech communication and
Music department plans
u pcoming recital programs
T.e Music Department will
present the Steinway Piano
Series, a recital series featuring
duo piano and solo programs,
March 9-13.
The series will open Monday
evening, March 9, with a faculty
recilal by Grace E. Urrico,
associate professor, and Betty
Lou Farnham, guest, who will be
celebrating their twenty-fifth
year as a duo piano team. Their
program will feature works by
Boulanger and Dring, twentieth
century women composers,
along with compositions by
Lutoslawski, Busoni, Saint-
Saens and Rachmaninoff.
The second faculty recital on
Thursday evening, March 12 will
feature Dr. Paula Amrod,
associate professor, in a program
of works by Scarlatti, Clementi,
Granados and Dello Joio.
The final program in the series
on Friday, March 13, will be a
guest recital by Brent McMunn,
nationally known pianist from
Los Angeles, California. Brent,
originally from Knox,
Pennsylvania and a former
student of Grace Urrico, will
perform compositions by
Beethoven, Hoiby and Liszt.
All recitals will begin at 8:15
p.m. in Marwick-Boyd
Auditorium and will be
performed on Steinway concert
grand pianos on loan from the
Trombino Piano Gallerie in
Pittsburgh. Funding for piano
moving expenses will be
provided by the Provost's
Cultural Series Account of the
Clarion University Foundation.
Students, faculty and the
community are welcome to
attend the programs.
There is free
admission to the
Steinway Piano
Series.
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theatre departmen i.
Irene Prue, a previous advisor
of the Clarion chapter of Alpha
Phi Omega and former Resident
Director of Campbell Hall,
traveled from Ge< rgia to partake
in the conference by holding a
seminar called, "Intra-chapter
Relations."
Awards were given out at the
conference's business meeting.
Two recipients were from
Clarion University. Junior
elementary education major
Jennifer Gutowski received a
$100 savings bond for the most
improved QPA in the section.
Senior computer and information
science major Janet Holshue also
received a $100 savings bond for
the highest QPA in the section.
Clarion's chapter was also
presented with an award that
recognized its 15th anniversary
by one of the chapter's founding
fathers, Rick Martin.
Besides Clarion and Slippery
Rock Universities, there were 12
other chapters that attended the
conference: Penn State (main
campus), Westminister,
Allegheny, Bowling Green,
Edinboro, St. Vincent, St.
Francis, Carnegie Mellon, Pitt-
Bradford, IUP, Duquesne and
Hiedelburg (from Tiffin, Ohio).
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March 2nd in order to receive
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Magician and mentalist Craig Karges performed February 25th in Hart Chapel at 8 p.m.
Karges mystifies Clarion
crowd with mental stunts
by David Vioral
Features Writer
Mentalist Craig Karges
brought his magic to Hart Chapel
on February 25th where he
performed for the Clarion
campus.
For his first stunt, Karges
asked for five men to volunteer
to help him. The fact he said we
could receive cash for our efforts
helped influence my decision to
participate. My arm shot up and
soon I was standing with four
other guys in front of an
audience of about 150 people.
Karges gave each of us a dollar
and told us to put it halfway in
our pockets. He said we could
keep it if he couldn't perform his
feat He then asked each of us to
place an object from our pockets
into small red bags v/hile his
back was turned. Without
knowing any of us (at least I
know he didn't know me), lie
managed to match each of us
with our objects. We all had to
return the dollar.
Next, with the help of an
audience member, he taped
quarters over his eyes and placed
a blindfold over the tape. So,
standing on stage apparently
sightless, he identified several
objects from members of the
audience.
The next part of his act was the
most impressive to me. At the
beginning of the show, a pad was
passed around the audience and
people were asked to write their
name and something personal on
it. At this point in his act,
Karges asked those people to
concentrate oiTwhat they had
written. Then, taking an orange
pad and a marker, he began what
he said was letting his
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< uestion to the audience such as,
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With remarkable precision, he
' /ould describe what that person
1 ad written as well as personal
information about them. The
crowd was astonished and I'm
including myself in this
description. It was difficult to be
skeptical because he performed
this feat with so many different
people. And, of course, the
friends of those involved knew
that the facts were correct. At
one point, Karges said, "Wait a
second. Who are Julie and
Bootsie?" A girl stood up and
told him that she was Julie, and
Bootsie was her cat. At this,
Karges replied, "I just had to
find out. It was buggin' me."
Throughout the night, Karges
used a combination of humor
and mental "illusions" to keep
the crowd entertained. But at
this point, although he was still
using his "powers of the mind,"
he began to effect physical
objects as well. His next three
stunts involved making a small
block of wood fall over without
touching it, interlocking three
apparently solid rings he had
taken from audience members,
and making a small table rise off
the stage simply by having
himself and a volunteer place
their hands on top of it
Mid-semester
stress hits campus
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
When you reach the end of
the 7 in week of classes, the
mid-semester stress begins to
build. Maybe you're even
starting to think: "Hey, a
falling avalanche of razor
blades would be more pleasant
than the continual barrage of
work, projects and other
demands that I have to meet."
Maybe that is a little
extreme. But think about it.
Isn't this the mysterious time
in the term when professors
suddenly realize that you are
part of a special intensive study
program which only
incorporates one class: theirs?
Homework assignments seem
to come out of their mouths as
often as rain falls from the
Clarion sky.
This also seems to be the
time in the semester when all
{hose long-term projects that
were assigned January 13th are
beginning to look like short-
term hurdles Olympic
competitors must jump over.
March used to sound like a
good ume to hand in the term
paper that's worth half your
grade in the class. Now it
looks like it's part of prison
sentence because you're stuck
over break finishing (or in
some cases starting) it.
And somehow, all mid-term
exams seem to fall on the same
week, or in extreme cases, on
the same day. You are called
upon to memorize chapter upon
chapter of material-— for
several classes. There are
times when it's hard enough to
remember the homework
assignment or the building
where the class is held, let
alone class notes or chapter
information.
I have found that all this
pressure is beginning to affect
me in strange ways. I now do
math homework in my sleep
and apply the principles of my
psychology classes to my
friends. I live for the library.
And when I daydream it's
usually about graduation.
I know that there have been
times when I would rather have
spmeone pull out my toenails
slowly than go to another
group meeting or start another
project. But at the very least,
spring break is practically here,
offering us one golden week of
escape from classes. So over
break, put your mind in park.
And if you have to do major
studying or work, treat yourself
to something fun. You deserve
it.
Karges admitted that he wasn't
a psychic. "My act is one third
psychological, one third using
magician's tricks and one third
what you might call intuition, or
using my subconscious, or
whatever you want to call it."
For his last stunt, Karges
needed to depend heavily on his
intuition. For in his last stunt, he
placed the check for his
performance in a sealed
envelope. He then placed pieces
of paper in similar sealed
envelopes. With the help of
audience member John Spare, he
had the envelopes mixed up and
then asked Spare to choose one
of the envelopes, all the time his
back being turned. He then took
the other two envelopes and set
them on fire. Turning to the
audience and pointing to Spare's
hand, he said, "Close your eyes,
concentrate real hard, and pray
that my check is in that
envelope."
Karges instructed Spare to
open the envelope. To the
surprise of probably no one in
the audience because of the
amazing things he had done all
night, the check was pulled out.
I hope the check was for a
large sum of money because
Karges' performance was
amazing.
The next issue
of the Clarion
Call will be
published on
Thursday
March 12.
Movie Review :
Wayne and Garth
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by Matt Niemla
Features Writer
"Wayne's
World"
Starring:
Mike Myers
Dana Carvey
Rob Lowe
Producer
: Lome Michaels
Director:
Penelope Miller
PG-13
*** stars
Three years ago this spring the
"Saturday Night Live" skit,
"Wayne's World," premiered
with Dana Carvey, in the peak of
his popularity for his church lady
role, and Mike Myers, a then
unknown character who wasn't
even in the cast of "Saturday
Night Live." Today, in 1992,
Myers is no longer unknown
thanks to his alter ego of the skit,
Wayne Campbell.
"Wayne's World" is the first
skit from "Saturday Night Live"
to make it to the big screen. This
gives the skit more time for plot
development, which it indeed
has, as well as added bonuses
like a big budget, which the
NBC network can't provide,
along with the ability to say a
few four-letter words. But the
question arises if a five-minute
skit from a TV show can work as
a feature film.
The answer could come from
the fact that the film made over
$35 million in its first week of
release. "Wayne's World" has
had hype second only to the
"Batman" flick in 1988, thanks
to an MTV special and word of
mouth.
The story opens when the
"evil" character played by Rob
Lowe decides to exploit a local
cable access television program
for his personal profit. Wayne
and Garth, the show's most
excellent hosts, want the best in
life — to have fun and meet some
premium babes. Lowe gets a
major company to sponsor the
low-budget "Wayne's World" to
a larger audience of Chicago.
Wayne and Garth take the bait
and are hooked.
Meanwhile, in other sub-plots,
Wayne goes head-over-heels for
a Cantonese singer of a local
rock and roll band that is just too
hype for Wayne. But it's conflict
time when Lowe's character
wants the same woman.
Who will win? Will Garth
ever get brave enough to talk to
his beautiful mystery chick? See
the flick for the answers to these
ever important questions.
Is the movie good or is it
another "Bill and Ted" movie
with different characters?
Although it had potential to be a
disappointment, it turned out to
be one of the better comedies in
a long while. What makes it
different from "B 11 and Ted" is
the excellent sere nplay, written
by Myers, and tl i humor on a
more intelligent s< tie. We aren't
just given simpl > gags which
take forever to fU set up, but
"Wayne's Worl 1" gives us
something we car relate to for a
more unique ki id of humor.
Situations such & Alice Cooper
explaining Milwaukee's origin
and being offended when
accused as a partier gives
something to the audience that
we don't expect. This is what
makes "Wayne's World" work.
The movie offers many
surprises. Familiar guests, like
Alice Cooper, give the movie
that added glimmer. Don't
expect to see any other
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"Saturday Night Live"
performers, though, save one of
the newer actors, Chris Farley,
for about two minutes. You will
also notice that Wayne and Garth
frequently talk directly to the
audience. This gave the movie a
more comfortable feel than the
others that follow the same old
obvious format.
The most likable character in
the film may actually be that of
Garth Algar, played by Dana
Carvey. Although he plays a
sidekick of sorts, everything he
does is hilarious, including the
famous "foxy lady" dance.
Carvey hasn't had much success
in the movie industry, especially
with his flop, "Opportunity
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Boyd Auditorium. The battle starts at 8 p.m. The admission
price is $2.00.
Out of 22 possible bands, seven have been selected to do battle
in the competition. Sean Brennan, UAB's coordinator of the
event, promises something for everyone. The bands range from
rhythm and blues to alternative music, from Christian rock to
traditional rock-n-roll.
JIM BLACK, who hosted and entertained last year's Battle of the
Bands crowd, will display a more serious side in his performance this
year. His band includes Pat Buzzard (acoustic guitar/vocals) Gina
Cutruzzula (vocals). Black will also hi singing and playing acoustic
guitar during his set, which consists of mostly original material. He
has performed twice at the Earth Day Jam, and has appeared at the
Bedrock Cafe, Habijam and several parties. Tonight is Black's third
Battle of the Bands appearance. In the future, he plans to form a band
with Pat Buzzard. Lastly, Black would like to make known that his
interests include ballroom dancing and water sports.
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(drums/percussion) and CUP graduates Scott Kaminski (lead vocals), Alan Hooks (bass/vocals), Brian
Slavinsky (keyboards) and Frank "B.H." Maier (guitar). Supporting the band with vocals this year are
seniors Gina Cutruzzula and Renata Troiani.
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formed almost four years ago, and settled on their current line-up in late i»990. Infinity has performed
several times in Clarion during the past four years, but more recently has played a number of full-length
shows in the Pittsburgh and Butler areas. They plan to play in Pittsburgh regularly after Coyle and Walch
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hand consists of Mark Beery (lead vocals), Derek Bish (keyboards),
Mark Barner (bass), Andy Linder (keyboards) and Matt Gottshalk
(drums). All are Clarion University students, and lead vocalist Beery
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Lynn McGarvey, Dave Blick, Randy King, Tracey Weisel and George
Thomas. The members of the band are representatives of various
Christian organizations including Inter- Varsity and Koinona Christian
Fellowships. These "are both campus organizations.
Listening to Second Story provides not only the refreshing sound of
their music, but also the illuminating truth they share.
After the break-up of 88D, JACY did a number of solo, acoustic
shows during the summer of '91. Upon his return to Clarion in the
fall, he met Larry Williams and formed the solo band, Jacy. Along
with Matt Gottshalk and Pat Buzzard, the band performed at the ALF
battle of the bands. In late October, Gottshalk and Buzzard left the
group and Jacy, with assistance from Williams, incorporated
computers to compensate. Trumpet player Jay Elias will accompany
the band during this year's battle. Jacy will be playing synth-
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the peak of the disco outfreakage, the members of the band received words of peace, love and harmony
through cosmic positive love-pulse matrix and decided to share their newfound wisdom with the world
through song.
Fronting the band are vocal stylists Kwashiorkor Incontinentia and Albumon Amplexus Incontinentia. By
making abstract 20th century motions with their vocal chords, the crooners generate soundwaves worthy of
Donovan himself.
The musical rhythms and pulses are provided by Brother Spud Incontinentia on the tater axe, Inverted
Kraus Incontinentia on the bass and Frothy Von the Geyser of Spunk on drums. When asked about the
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David Riley (bass) and lead
vocalists, Nikki Bridell anjd
Michael Copen.
The band has been together
for almost half a year and
promise a style that can't
miss. They plan to please the
audience with tasteful rhythm
and blues flavor. Sounds of
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talent shows and will play at
the Black Extravaganza
Talent Show in April, and
possibly appear at the
Bedrock Cafe.
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Clarion men and women win PSAC
swimming and diving championships
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Domination in a sporting event
almost inevitably brings
dynasties to that sport. The
Yankees have done it in baseball,
the Celtics in basketball. But
many students at Clarion are not
aware of the dynasty that head
swimming coach Bill Miller has
built for Clarion athletics.
Miller's teams have dominated
almost every meet this season
and last weekend's PSAC
championships were no
exception.
The women's swimming and
diving team captured its 17th
consecutive PSAC title by
routing the entire opposition.
They finished the BfcAC'sfuth, a
total of 512.5 points, 140 points
better than the second place
finish of Bloomsburg. Edinboro
finished third with 309 points,
while Shippensburg and IUP
•finished fourth and fifth,
respectively.
Leading the way for the
Golden Eagle women were
Becky Jushchyshyn, Cindy
Wonka, Stephanie Kissell,
Denise Butterweck and Donna
Patrick.
Junior Becky Jushchyshyn was
a four event winner, capturing
the 200 yard breaststroke in a
PSAC record time of 2:23.48.
She also took a first in the 100
yard breaststroke with a time of
1:06.86 and was a part of the
winning 400 medley relay.
Jushchyshyn teamed up with
Wonka, Butterweck and Lisa
May lor to set a PSAC record
with a time of 3:59.28.
Jushchyshyn also took part in the
winning 200 medley relay (1:49.
96).
Senior Cindy Wonka was also
a four event winner, tying for
first in her favorite event, the 50
yard freestyle. Wonka swam the
50 free in 23.98. She also
anchored first place finishes in
the three relays: the PSAC
record setting 400 medley, the
400 freestyle (3:36.06) and the
200 medley. To add to her
accomplishments, Wonka took
second in the 100 yard freestyle
(52.46) and teamed up with
Kissell, Maylor and Justine
Gibbons to take fourth place in
the 800 freestyle relay with a
time of 8:01. 18
Freshman Stephanie Kissell
acted as if she had been to the
PSAC championships before as
she finished at the top in two
events. Kissell took the 200 yard
individual medley with a time of
2:10.03, and aided in the first
place finish of the 400 free relay.
winning the 200 yard backstroke
with a time of 2:10.14, and
swam a leg in the winning 200
yard medley relay team. Patrick
also placed third in the 200
individual medley and fourth in
the 400 individual medley.
The women's diving squad,
coached by Dave Hrovat, saw
five divers score valuable points.
The divers were led by
sophomore Kim Strawbridge
who placed second on both the
one-meter (349.20) and the high
board (378.75).
points.
The PSAC title was the Golden
Eagle men's 20th overall
championship. Clarion had won
19 straight titles, starting in
1971. But they were dethroned
by Shippensburg in 1990 and
again in 1991.
Clarion received individual
winning performances in the
pool from Rick Bull, Steven
Darby, Dave Sheets and Dan
Sioncr, while Matt Benton and
Rob Walker were diving
winners.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Senior Keith Makeyenko placed second in the 100 butterfly at Saturday's PSAC's.
She also looked impressive in
the 100 yard breaststroke
(second place; 1:08.63) and in
the 50 freestyle (fifth place;
24.75).
Junior Denise Butterweck was
yet another winner for the
Golden Eagles, taking home the
crown in the 400 yard individual
medley with a time 4:41.16.
Butterweck also placed third in
the 1650 freestyle (17:52.14) and
finished eighth in the 500
freestyle (5:16.42).
Sophomore Donna Patrick
took two firsts for Clarion,
Stephanie Kent, Jill Braught,
Amy Paganie and Debbie Kelly
also aided in the point scoring
for the women divers.
The men's swimming and
diving team also captured the
PSAC crown by winning 14 of
20 events on Saturday. They
amassed 688 total points, while
Shippensburg finished a distant
second with 582 total points.
Edinboro finished third (258
points). West Chester ended the
championships in fourth place
with 200 points, and IUP
finished fifth with 174 total
Sophomore Rick Bull, 1991's
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year,"
proved to the PSAC fans that
there is no such thing as the
sophomore jinx. Bull collected
an outstanding five first place
finishes. He swam the 200
individual medley in a PSAC
record time of 1:53.69, and won
the 400 individual medley
(4:06.03) and the 100 yard
butterfly (51.23). Bull also
helped set new PSAC records in
the 800 free relay (6:47.78) and
the 400 yard medley relay
(3:25.86). As if taking five firsts
wasn't enough, Bull also placed
second in the 200 yard butterfly
with a time of 1:53.24.
Junior Steve Darby set yet
another PSAC record in winning
the 200 yard freestyle (1:39.43).
Darby took an individual crown
in the 200 yard butterfly with a
1:51.82 clocking. He also took
part in the three winning relays.
Junior Dave Sheets swam a
PSAC record time of 1:51.84,
winning the 200 yard backstroke.
Sheets also won the 100 yard
backstroke (5 1 .86) and took part
in the record setting relays (400
free and 400 medley).
Sophomore Dan Stoner topped
Bull in the winning category
with six total victories. Stoner
took individual firsts in the 50
yard freestyle (21.05) and the
100 yard freestyle (46.12). He
also swam legs in four PSAC
record winning relays: the 200
free relay (1:23.00), the 400 free
relay (3:03.59), the 800 free
relay (6:47.78) and the 400
medley relay (3:25.86).
Senior Matt Benton was the
top diver for the men, taking the
high board title with 473.45
points, and finished second in
the one meter dive with 421.30
points.
Senior Rob Walker reversed
the roles, taking a first in the one
meter dive with 475.85 points,
and finishing second in the high
board with 468.10 points.
"We really had a great team
performance," said Coach Miller.
"Our swimmers and divers
combined for a great overall
team effort. I thought our team
showed a lot of character in
continuing the winning tradition.
Our hard work all season really
paid off at states."
Coach Miller also said that
now that the PSAC's are over,
they can "concentrate on getting
ready for the Division II
nationals."
Clarion's men finished third at
nationals last year, while the
women finished fifth. This year's
nationals will be held at the
University of North Dakota on
March 11-14.
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Senior Day a success for Golden
Eagle grapplers against Lock Haven
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
Sunday afternoon's 21-14
victory over Lock Haven marked
the end of an era for Clarion
University's wrestling program.
After 26 years and 322
victories, Robert G. "Bob" Bubb
will now be stepping down from
his head coaching position with
the Golden Eagles.
The large crowd on hand for
Bubb's home dual meet finale
was filled with the coach's
family, friends, fans and also
over 100 CUP wrestling alumni.
Bubb was presented a plaque
from Clarion University
President Diane Reinhard before
the match, but his real present
came from his wrestling squad
when they gave him what he
described as a "storybook finish
to a great day."
Senior Erik Burnett celebrated
his final dual in Tippin
Gynasium by raising his record
to 18-1-2, with a 3-2 decision
over Brian Slates at 118.
Lock Haven then evened the
score in the 126 pound match up,
when Vinnie Santaniello beat
Clarion's Luke Shocklee by a
score of 9-3.
CUP's Steve Krouse, who like
Coach Bubb is a native of Lock
Haven, looked impressive in the
134 pound bout when he scored
a 15-4 major decision over
Danny Smith. This gave the
Golden Eagles a 7-3 advantage
and Krouse his 14th season
victory.
The Bald Eagles of LHU then
took the 142 and 150 pound
match ups. At 142, Shannyn
Gillespie and Clarion's John
Dasia met in what was a rematch
of this year's PSAC final. Dasta
won the tourney match, 4-2, but
Gillespie had his revenge as he
pulled out an 8-5 victory in a
very physical bout. Dasta's loss
was only his third on the season
to go with 16 wins and a draw.
Scott Goodale gave LHU a 9-7
lead at the mid-point of the
match with a 9-3 decision over
Clarion's Paul Antonio in the
150 pound match up.
Scott Henry made the most of
his "Senior Day" by notching up
his 15th victory of the season, a
7-2 decision over Kemal
Pegram, which put the Golden
Eagles back in the lead by a 10-9
score.
Golden Eagle J.J. Stanbro then
avenged an earlier 8-3 loss to
Ron Coffel, which occurred in
the PSAC finals, by gaining a 1-
1 draw to the 167 pounder in
their rematch.
Senior Justin Kuzemka then
scored a 7-1 decision over Lock
Haven's Jason Rocker in the 177
pound bout. Kuzemka's final
home match victory would prove
to be a key one for the Golden
Eagles as it gave them a 15-11
lead with only two bouts
remaining in the match.
Highly ranked Dale Budd cut
the CUP lead to one point when
he beat Chris Shaw 6-2 in the
190 match up, but Clarion had to
like their chances of keeping that
lead with only the heavyweight
bout remaining.
The NCAA's top ranked
heavyweight wrestler, senior
Kurt Angle, then ended the
"storybook" afternoon by raising
his record to 18-0 after he pinned
LHU's Larry Walker in the third
period of their match. Angle then
saluted the home crowd for the
final time, and the day seemed to
end almost too perfectly.
Coach Bubb felt that all
emotion aside, it was a "good
win for the team," and also that
"Lock Haven wrestled well in
the wild environment presented
by the fans."
Bubb also wanted to make a
point of thanking the fans and
commented that he was "really
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The victory raised the eighth
ranked Golden Eagles record to
13-5, 4-3 in the EWL.
With only the EWL and
NCAA tournaments remaining,
Sunday's match was not only the
final home dual for Bubb, but
also the last for a very talented
group of seniors. That group
includes Mike Richner, Rob
Pritchett, Justin Kuzemka, Scott
Henry, Erik Burnett and Kurt
three year starter for Clarion as
he has wrestled in both the 167
and 177 pound weight classes.
Kuzemka has been hampered
with a knee injury this season,
but has come back nicely. He
placed fifth at EWL's in 1989
(177) and 1991 (167) and fourth
at PSAC's in *91.
Scott Henry has placed every
year in the PSAC tournament
while at Clarion, winning the
158 pound title this year. He has
also placed twice in EWL's, and
year. He has won three PSAC
and three EWL titles, and he is
currently ranked tenth on CUP's
all time win list.
These six seniors were
recognized along with Coach
Bubb during Sunday afternoon's
festivities.
Clarion also had a match last
Thursday night, in which they
handed Cleveland State a 23-15
defeat in Tippin Gymnasium.
Picking up victories for the
Golden Eagles were Burnett,
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion's Steve Krouse (top) beat Lock Haven's Danny Smith in the 134 pound bout.
Angle.
Richner has wrestled in the
126 and 142 pound weight
classes while at Clarion. He
enjoyed his best season with the
Golden Eagles in 1990, when he
placed fifth in both the PSAC's
and EWL's while qualifying for
the NCAA Division I
tournament.
Pritchett joined the CUP squad
this season after transferring
from Delaware State. Pritchett
moved up from his 167 slot to
fill in at 1 77 for Clarion earlier
this year. In his final two seasons
at Delaware State, Pritchett
compiled a 35-6 record.
Justin Kuzemka has been a
he qualified for the NCAA
Division I tourney last year.
Henry's career record at CUP is
53-41-3.
Erik Burnett owns a 82-28-5
record at Clarion and is currently
ranked #4 in the 118 pound
weight class. Burnett is a two-
time NCAA Division I qualifier
and also won the PSAC title this
year. "Bernie" has also placed
two other times in the PSAC's
and twice at EWL's.
Kurt Angle is currently the top
ranked Division I heavyweight
wrestler, and he owns a career
mark of 108-10-2. Angle was the
1990 Division I national
champion and the runner-up last
Shocklee, Dasta, Antonio,
Henry, Stanbro and Kuzemka.
The CUP grapplers now look
forward to the EWL tournament
which is the weekend of March 6
and 7. The tourney, which is
being held at Pitt this year, will
determine who will qualify for
the NCAA tournament March
19-21 in Oklahoma City. Bubb
feels his team is wrestling well
right now and he hopes it will
carry over in the individual
oriented EWL tournament.
The pairings for the EWL
tourney will probably not be
determined until Thursday,
March 5.
Clarion sets NCAA records
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Women's hoop team beats up Ashland
by Mike Kalinowski
Sports Writer
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After knocking off Lock
Haven last Wednesday night in
the Golden Eagles' last PSAC
conference game at Tippin
Gymnasium of the 1991-92
season, the women took to the
road on Saturday and faced a
tough Shippensburg team at
Heiges Field House.
After a slow start in the first
half, Clarion found themselves
down, 36-34, at intermission.
Shooting only 30% from the
floor in the first half (6-24 three-
point shots, 25%), the Golden
Eagles knew that they were
holding their own defensively,
but their mission in the second
half was just to put the ball in the
hoop.
Well, they did just that as Pam
Montsier led the charges, hitting
six of seven treys. Senior
Jeannine Tyler added eight
points in the paint and freshman
Carlita Jones led the defensive
charges with six blocked shots
and 11 rebounds as Clarion
cruised to an 87-69 victory.
Montsier led all scores,
Saturday, with 23 points (seven
treys). Tyler and Shelly Respecki
both chipped in with 16 points
and 13 points, respectively. For
the Lady Raiders of
Shippensburg, Kristy O'Hara
scored 19 points and Tracy
Spencer had 14 in a strong effort
for the defeated. Clarion's record
Saturday went to 21-2 overall
and 8-2 in the PSAC.
After the game, head coach
Gie Parsons was happy with the
victory, but was concerned about
the team's slow start in the first
half. She was very pleased with
the second half play, though.
"Pam (Montsier) helped us light
the spark," said Coach Parsons.
"Everyone contributed today."
Turning to the defensive side,
Coach Parsons said about Jones'
six blocks, "Blocked shots in
women's basketball are like
dunks in men's games. . . they
really get us and the crowd
excited."
If there were any questions
about offense, they were surely
answered Monday night at
Tippin in the women's last home
regular season game of the year.
Before the contest against the
Ashland College Lady Eagles,
Clarion saluted its three seniors:
Tracie Murray, Shelly Respecki,
and Jeannine Tyler.
Murray has been to the
National Junior College Athletic
Association's "Sweet 16" with
Mount Aloysis Junior College.
She was also on the team last
year when Clarion went to the
Division II final eight.
Respecki is the career leader in
assists at Clarion with 428.
Respecki was named to the first
team PSAC-West and the East
Region all tournament squad in
1990-91.
Tyler is the career scoring
leader for Clarion with 1177
points and is first in free throws
made with 258.
After the seniors were
recognized, it was time to get
down to business. Coach
Parsons felt the Lady Eagles of
Ashland weren't a team to take
lightly. Last season, Clarion beat
them in their tournament only to
turn around and loose later in the
year to the Lady Eagles.
With 12:12 to go in the first
half, it looked like it would be a
game as Ashland led the Golden
Eagles by a 14-11 score. From
then on, though, what was a
game turned into the blowout of
the century. 26 three-pointers
later, Clarion had turned the
Ashland contest into their largest
victory ever, 119-50. Some fans
might say, "Wow!" But "wow"
doesn't even describe this
thrashing.
Three NCAA Division II
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Senior Tracie Murray shoots for two against Ashland, Monday evening. This was to be
Murray's last regular season contest for the Golden Eagles.
records, two school marks and
one PSAC record fell in the
contest. The NCAA records that
fell were: most three-point
attempts by a team in a game
(52), most three-point shots
made by one team in a game (26)
and most three-point shots made
by both teams in a game (26).
Shelly Respecki set a PSAC
mark and a school record as she
dished out 18 assists. And the
Golden Eagles set a school
record for the largest margin of
victory (69 points).
Leading scorers for Clarion
were Amy Coon with 26 points
(eight treys), Shannon Coakley
with 14 points (four treys) and
Pam Montsier and Susanne
Adams with 12 points apiece
(four treys each). The win
improved Clarion's overall
record to an impressive 22-2.
After the game, Coach Parsons
said, "We needed a win like this
to prepare us for the two tough
contests coming up this week."
Everyone knows that
Wednesday's game at Slippery
Rock will be a barn burner as
Clarion was able to just nip the
Lady Rockets at Tippin earlier in
the month by a single point.
Coach Parsons said, "I hope
many students will go to
Slippery Rock to root us on. We
really appreciate all of the
support we've gotten all season."
The Golden Eagles will finish
the regular season at California
on Saturday. The Lady Vulcans
are 18-7, overall. Clarion can
host the PSAC playoffs
(beginning in approximately two
weeks) with a victory at either
Slippery Rock, Wednesday
evening, or California on
Saturday afternoon.
Team Leaders
Scoring - Shannon Coakley (15.8), Amy
Coon (13.1) and Leatha Dudeck (12.1)
Rebounding -- Leatha Dudeck (9.0), Carlita
Jones (8.7) and Shannon Coakley (6.6)
Assists - Shelly Respecki (193), Leatha
Dudeck (68) and Stephanie Flamini (40)
Steals -- Leatha Dudeck (82), Shannon
Coakley (54) and Carlita Jones (43)
Blocked Shots -- Carlita Jones (51), Leatha
Dudeck (18) and Tracie Murray (11)
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Golden Eagle men's hoop squad earn
third c onsecutive victory at Shipp
by Damon Avery
Sports Writer
The Golden Eagles won their
second consecutive game last
Wednesday by pounding the
visiting Bald Eagles of Lock
Haven University, 99-61, giving
the seniors a memorable victory
in their final hoop game in
Tippin Gymnasium.
Clarion fell behind early in the
first half, 6-0, after a Dana
Vaughns slam dunk, but three tri-
fectors by sophomore sensation
Kwame Morton and a jumper by
senior Basil Martin put the
Golden Eagles ahead, 11-9, with
15:48 left in the opening half.
Lock Haven quickly tied the
game at 1 1 after two free throws
by Shon Crosby , but Clarion
went on a 16-4 run and opened
up a big lead, 27-15, with 9:18
remaining in the half.
Morton netted seven points in
the run.
Clarion widened their lead to a
commanding, 49-26, with 0:14
left in the first half on Mike
Sullivan's two three point
jumpers, Roy Bumoskey's and
Dave Wojciechowski's treys and
Mark McCarthy's three point
play. Martin and Scott Lang
aided in the run by netting two
points apiece.
Wojciechowski and Lock
Haven's Crosby were both hit
with technical fouls for getting
into a shoving match towards the
end of the half, which ended
with the Golden Eagles clawing
the Bald Eagles, 49-26.
Clarion shot 75% (9-12) from
three-point land in the first half
with Morton cashing in four of
those treys and totaling 16 first
half points.
The second half was much of
the same with the Golden Eagles
all over the Bald Eagles.
Clarion built a 31 point lead at
the 13:25 mark, with Morton
dropping in 10 points, including
two more tri-fectors. Bumoskey
hit a trey and Steve Branch
contributed with a dunk and a tip
in.
The Golden Eagles opened up
its largest lead of 39 points, 94-
55 with 2:11 remaining in the
contest, after a Steve Young lay-
up.
Lock Haven cut the routing
lead by five, 34 point-margin,
but a jumper by senior Dave
Uniacke and two free throws by
Bumoskey ended the blowout
with a final score of 99-61.
Clarion was led by Morton,
who finished the game with 26
points, including six treys.
Bumoskey cashed in 19 with
three treys, while Wojciechowski
and Sullivan had 11 points
apiece.
For Lock Haven, Crosby
dropped in 19 points, and Don
Ross chipped in with 12
markers.
The Golden Eagles earned
their second consecutive PSAC
victory and third straight win
overall as they slipped past the
Red Raiders of Shippensburg
University, 88-87.
Shipp opened up a seventeen
point lead, 58-41, at the
beginning of the second half.
The Red Raiders were led by
Matt Markle's two jumpers and
two free throws, plus Bob
Young's three-point bomb. But
Clarion cut the lead to ten points
on a Morton tri-fector with 11:42
remaining.
The margin was increased to
twelve, again, after Shipp's
Brian Rehm hit a 12 foot jumper.
Clarion then made their move
and began chipping away at the
Red Raiders' lead.
Morton connected on three
treys and a free throw.
Bumoskey hit two jumpers and
two free throws. Wojciechowski
made two hoops from the top of
the circle, while Paul Vizza and
Branch contributed two points
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apiece. Clarion had knotted the
score at 77 with 3:40 remaining
in the contest.
The last three minutes featured
three ties with Clarion going up
by three points each time. But
Shipp bounced back, hitting
some clutch free throws.
Shipp's Rehm was fouled by
Wojciechowski with six seconds
remaining, but only made the
front end of the one and one,
giving the Red Raiders a one
point advantage.
After Rehm missed the back
end of the one and one, Vizza
went straight to the boards.
Pulling down the rebound, Vizza
threw the ball down the court to
a streaking Bumoskey.
Bumoskey was fouled by Rehm
with two seconds left to play,
setting the stage for one of the
most exciting finishes in Clarion
history.
Bumoskey, who has been
perfect from the line all year,
was asked to step up and be the
hero on the charity stripe.
Bumoskey had ice in his veins as
he sank both free throws to give
Clarion the 88-87 victory.
The men are now 18-7, overall.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Freshman Roy Bumoskey soars to the hoop against Lock Haven, last Wednesday evening.
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Larry & Julie Thank: Ed, Kelly,
Tommy and TO. Morrow for
helping to make it all happen!
Thanks!
Julie, The storm is over and
rainbows arc endless. I love you
forever! Larry.
ATTENTION: The sisters of Tri-
Sigma invite You to an Open Bid
Party on Wednesday, March 18 at
8:30 pm at their house on 11
Wilson Ave. Join the Tri-Sigmas
for an exciting night! Everyone is
welcome to attend!! See you
there!
Tri-Sigma would like to wish
everyone a fun and safe Winter
Break!
Tri-Sigma thanks the brothers of
Tau Kappa Epsilon for the last
minute mixer! We had a Blast!
Sue, I love my little! If you need
anything, I'm here! Love your
Big, Stacey
KDR- We came, we c mquered!?
The war's over. Let' do battle
again soon! Love, tl sisters of
ASA.
Happy 22nd to the ". peed Racer,*
Nate Vanderpool
Happy 25th to the oldest re ident
(including the RD) in Can bell
Hall, Matt King
Kristin, Congratulations on your
internship this summer. Wc love
ya, Kathy K. Stacy, Krissy
To the brothers of Theta Xi:
Thanks for the great mixer! (sorry
this is late!) Let's not wait so long
to do it again! We love you guys!
The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau.
The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau
would like to thank our associate
mem hers for the great job on our
date party and our "blind dates"
for making it so fun! We hope you
guys had as much fun as we all
did!
To the AST as? >ciate members:
you girls are hi f way done! Keep
smiling and rei ember we love
you! The siste * of Alpha Sigma
Tau.
Happy 21st Biihday Jewels. It
will be a night 10 remember (or
will you remember?) See ya
Wednesday night! Love your D
Phi E sisters.
Congratulations Dee, Robin and
Kristen! You guys did a terrific
job in the play. We are all proud
of you! Love your D Phi E sisters
Hey Liz, sorry we couldn't come
to your concert! We were thinking
about you. Love your D Phi E
sisters.
To our Sig Tau Gamma slaves- Jai
Timmer, Mike, Bill, Jim, and Tom!
Thanks for everything you did,
even though you did get off
easy!!! Oh, by the way, Bill and
Tom thanks for the shows! ! We
love you guys! D Phi E.
Wow!! A Phi O you're the best!
Thanks to all the brothers who put
so much time into the Fantastic
Sectionals! Can't wait to have so
much fun again. Soon! BLOOD
WARS! Jen G. and Arm W.
The sisters of Theta Phi Alpha
wish everyone a safe and happy
Winter Break!!!
Julie Findlan, Great performance!
Remember, we're always here if
you need us! Love, Your Theta
Phi Alpha sisters
To the sisters of D Phi E, what a
great way to celebrate the
Olympics Love Delta Chi
Brothers
To the sisters of Delta Zcta, we
had a great time going "Around
the World". Let's do it again real
soon. Love, the brothers of Delta
Chi
Sig Tau Gamma- If "partying" was
an event in the Olympics you'd
take the gold! We had a blast,
especially the baseball team!
Love, the sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha
Congratulations to Deena and
Tammie for your performance in
the "Best Little Whorehouse ."
You were great, and we're so
proud of you! Love your sisters of
Zeta Tau Alpha.
Sorry this is so late, but we would
like to apologize to TKE's for
canceling the mixer. We wish it
would have worked out, and hope
we can try again. Love, the sisters
of Zeta Tau Alpha
We would like to welcome our
three newest pledges: Kimberly
Kelly, Jennie Wise and AJ Zottola.
You girls are great and wc love
you. The sisters of Zeta Tau
Alpha.
To Penny, Thanks for all the great
things you have done for us. We
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made all the posters for my Big 2 1st.
Thanks guys! I love ya EvenKerri.
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Sports Opinion
It's gonna take a little Magic
Jon Q. Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
"I've had a great life. I've
lived a life that no one could
have imagined for me or anyone
else."
-Earvin "Magic" Johnson
Yes, Magic, you have. But it's
not over.
I, recently, made a point that
Magic has become more loved,
since becoming HIV-positive,
than he ever was. I said that he
was receiving tar too much
positive press. That he should be
scolded by the media for his
actions, not praised. But I was
looking in the wrong direction.
Magic Johnson has made
mistakes. He got caught with his
hand in the cookie jar, so to
speak. He isn't back in the early
1980's, when people were not as
aware of the dangers of AIDS.
He chose to be sexually
promiscuous in a time period
when society was being well
warned "to be very careful." He
ended up getting screwed. No
pun intended.
Magic Johnson contracted the
HIV virus. But many people in
this world, who act just as
careless, haven't (yet). They say,
"It couldn't happen to me."
Magic probably thought that it
couldn't happen to him. It did.
Was he just unlucky? No. He
ignored the dangers. And it
caught up with him: It could
catch up with anyone. He or she
who plays "Russian roulette"
will eventually lose.
But more than any other
person in the world, Magic can
turn his loss into our victory.
When I said that Magic became
more loved after contracting the
HIV virus, I should have said
even more famous. He has
always been loved. I mean the
man is probably the greatest
basketball player of all-time. In
fact, he is probably the greatest
"show man" of all-time. Now,
he can "show" us. He can use
his fame to get his message
across. His message being that if
it happened to him, it can happen
to anyone. Magic could possibly
be a savior.
First, Magic proved that he
wasn't just a great athlete. He
was also a great man. Instead of
hiding from the issue, the Magic
man chose to hit the public and
media head on. Instead of
swimming in his own tears, he
decided to hide the tears and
make people aware of the
country's fastest growing
problem. He said, "My
ignorance could cost me my life,
but I wanted to try and ensure
that no one else would be
infected with HIV for the same
reason." He gave up what he
loved to do more than anything
(basketball) to give us what we
needed more than anything. He
became a spokesperson in the
fight against AIDS and an
advocate for practicing safe sex
by using condoms.
Society needs people to lead
them. We don't think for
ourselves. We wait for someone
else to tell us what to do, what to
wear and how to act Personally,
I wish our heroes could be our
families and our friends. But
they aren't. We worship athletes
and celebrities. The thing is, we
don't really know these people.
Almost always, we only know
as much as we see or hear in the
media. Far too often, our heroes
disappoint us. Mike Tyson, Otis
Nixon and Jose Canseco have let
me down. My hero, Steve
Howe, disappoints me time after
time. We need a hero that won't
let us down. One that won't run
out on us. Will Magic Johnson
give it a good fight?
It's silly to think, though, that
one man could be that much of
an influence over the entire
country. But in the few days
after Magic had brought his
problem to the public, thousands
had entered hospitals and clinics
all over the nation and asked to
be tested. The sale of condoms
soared and AIDS organizations
had never received as many
donations.
Magic hadn't even begun his
quest. He said that he would
eventually take it all the way to
the President. And he did. He
asked to take the opening on
President Bush's National
Commission on AIDS. After he
got the position, he confronted
Bush face to face, representing
the commission, and set him
straight(as usual, in his own
colorful way). He has made
advertisements and spoken out
on AIDS during halftime at
basketball games. Magic is part
of everyone's family, a common
Sunday afternoon guest. Will he
be the voice that we need? It
is apparent that we can't save
ourselves. It's obvious by the
growing number of AIDS cases
each year.
He has educated himself, now
he will educate us. People are
still ignorant. People still feel
invincible. "It can't happen to
me." There are so many
questions. We still don't have
the answers. "Please, Magic,
educate us. We won't listen to
the doctors. Maybe we'll listen
to you."
When will people open their
eyes and ears to this epidemic? I
hope it doesn't have to take the
death of Magic for us to find out.
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Volume 73, Issue 19 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania March 12, 1992
- National-
FULTON, Mo. (AP) - Former Soviet President
Mikhail Gorbachev will visit Westminster Co'lege in
May as part of a two-week visit to the United States,
the college said.
'We are delighted that President Gorbachev
recognizes the historic and symbolic importance of
Westminster College, where the Cold War was called to
the attention of the world by Mr. (Winston) Churchill
in 1946," school President J. Harvey Saunders said
Monday.
Churchill delivered the famous "Iron Curtain"
speech at Fulton in 1946. Gorbachev, who will speak
May 5, will deliver a valedictory to the Cold War,
Saunders said.
Former Steeler to speak tonig ht
CUP addresses steroid use
Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
- State -
HARRISBURG (AP) - More than a dozen
Pennsylvania education and business groups on Monday
endorsed a plan that would measure students on what
they've learned, not on the time they spend in the
classroom.
The 17 organizations say the state Board of
Education's proposals would better prepare students for
the work force and ensure they learn basic reading,
writing and math skills.
The board is expected to adopt the proposals later this
week.
- In Thi > Issue -
M
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•New meal plan developed
Pg6
- Handicapped Parking
Pg.7
Features
-McMunn piano recital
Pg.9
-"Lawnmower Man" review
Pg.10
Sports
-Wrestlers off to Nationals
Pg. 17
-Women's BB in NCAA
Pg. 18
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday- Cloudy, snow late afternoon. High 20.
Saturday-Partly sunny, more snow. High 22.
Sunday-Mostly cloudy, snow all day. High 17.
Monday-Cloudy, a bit warmer. High 27.
Tuesday-Cloudy, light snow later. High 25.
Wednesday-Partly sunny, milder. High 36.
The pressure and stress which
professional sports present to the player
is a real and current issue.
This evening at 7 p.m. in Hart Chapel
former Pittsburgh Steeler offensive
lineman Steve Courson, an admitted
steroid user, will speak to students
concerning the use of performance
enhancing drugs.
The presentation entitled, "The
Dangers of Performance Enhancing
Drugs in Sports and Society" will cover
five basic points.
These points include: what
performance enhancing drugs are, who
uses them, how they work, what the
health effects are and societal
alternatives to them.
Courson, a five-sport athlete in high
school, graduated in 1973. He then
attended the University of South
Carolina where he majored in physical
education and minored in history. While
at South Carolina he served as a tri-
captain of the football team.
Drafted in the fifth round of the 1977
NFL Draft by the Pittsburgh Steelers,
Courson immediately became a starting
offensive guard with the Steelers.
Courson played on the Steelers 1978
and 1979 Super Bowl championship
teams.
In 1982 he was an alternate to the Pro
Bowl. He gained further notoriety when
he placed second in 1981 and third in
1982 in the NFL's Strongest Man
competition.
Courson finished his NFL career with
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers after being
traded by the Steelers. It was while he
was with Tampa Bay that doctors
discovered an accelerated heart rate
which Courson attributed to steroid use.
Courson became known for his public
admission of steroid use as well as his
outspokenness regarding the steroid
dilemma in the NFL.
"Sports Illustrated" featured Courson
in three articles concerning the problem
and in May 1989, he testified in front of
U.S. Senator Joseph Biden's hearings
on anabolic steroid use in the NFL.
Because of his IS years of intermittent
steroid use, Courson suffers from
cardiomyopathy (a weakened heart
muscle). He is currently on a heart
transplant waiting list.
AP Laserphoto
Former Pittsburgh Steeler Steve Courson will speak tonight at 7
p.m. in the Hart Chapel. Courson's speech will concern his
admitted use of anabolic steroids while he was in the NFL. Due to
steroid use, Courson is in need of a heart transplant.
Tonight's program which is designed Exceptional Children who coordinated
to discourage adolescent steroid use, their efforts with the Clarion
was initiated by Special Education University office of Drug and Alcohol
major David Buffone who "got to Awareness Education/Training, the
meet (Courson) and other Steeler Clarion County Drug and Alcohol
players" in the summer of 1981 at a Administration and the Clarion
football camp. University Department of Athletics.
After the camp experience Buffone Director of the Drug and Alcohol
"kept in touch with Ted Peterson," Administration John Postlewait said
who also played for the Steelers and is that because there is a "tremendous
now head football coach at Trinity potential for the abuse of drugs" this
ligh School in Washington, presentation is an opportunity to
Pennsylvania. Courson serves as
assistant coach at the same school.
Buffone's contaci with Robertson
enabled him to talk with Courson and
help set up the program.
Courson's appearance at Clarion is
sponsored by the Council of
educate the campus through a first
person account how people who use
steroids can end up paying for it later.
"We want to show that (steroid
abuse) really does happen, and that it
is a very real problem," said
Postlewait.
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FTERTHOUGHTS
HIDE PARK
by Harry Mariman
Editor-in-Chief
"A Quick Peek at the Future"
"The Silent
Generation"
A recent study by the
American Medical Association
and the National Association of
State Boards of Education
concluded, "Never before has
one generation of American
teenagers been less healthy, less
cared for or less prepared for life
than their parents were at the
same age." A quick look at
some recent statistics supports
this conclusion and reveals an
entire generation of young
Americans who are disillusioned
with their status quo.
Suicide is now the second
leading cause of death for 15 to
19-year-olds. A Gallup Poll
indicated that 15% of American
teenagers have considered
suicide, while 6% actually
attempted it.
Drug abuse by young
Americans is also on the rise.
According to the U.S. Surgeon
General, the nation's 23 million
college students drink nearly 4
billion cans of beer every year.
The annual average consumption
of alcoholic beverages by
college students has skyrocketed
to an incredible 34 gallons
apiece.
Something is terribly wrong
with young America. The "baby
busters," born between 1965 and
1975, have been unable to find
their own identity in a society
dominated by an older
generation. The rise in drug
abuse by this group may be a
frustrated attempt to fight
alienation, combat depression or
escape temporarily from the
realities of growing up without a
sense of purpose or direction.
As the statistics reveal, some
have even turned to suicide as
the ultimate means to an end.
The runaway Federal deficit,
the specter of AIDS and world-
wide environmental catastrophe
are all part of the legacy left to
us by our "thirtysomething"
predecessors. We are now
Steve Cindrich
expected to pay the price for
decades of waste, greed and
decadence enjoyed only by our
mentors. The responsibilities of
the 21st century are about to
shift to our shoulders; however,
it is a burden too heavy for many
to bear.
Baby busters are uncertain and
cynical about their future place
in society. Dramatically
outnumbered in the general
population, we are in danger of
being neglected in the workforce
and the marketplace and
generally regarded as an
unimportant group; a silent,
invisible generation.
Yet, the very societal ills which
have driven so many of us to
alienation, may be the issues
which inevitably bring us
(cont. on pg. 4)
Fact #1: Clarion University
given the present tuition cost
provides students with a good
education.
Fact #2: Tuition increased last
year at Clarion and all other
State System of Higher
Education schools.
Fact #3: Whether they'll admit
it now or come July, get ready
for another tuition hike for next
term.
Fact #4: Enrollment decreased
during the past school year at
Clarion University.
Enough of the facts, how about
a few predictions?
Prediction #1: I will graduate
in May.
Prediction #2: Unless the
overall fiscal situation improves
in the commonwealth very soon,
Clarion University or a number
of other SSHE universities will
no longer exist. They were put
out of business due to lack of
available state funds.
Tough times are showing up
- f throughout the entire state
system, and problems are
especially evident at Clarion.
First off, we can see that due to
lack of funds, the university will
more than likely lose two
intercollegiate sports.
More important, the university
is only hiring faculty or other
administration personnel when
absolutely necessary.
As proof of this, I quote from a
letter to faculty from President
Reinhard, "In face of our fiscal
realities, we need to take
advantage of all vacancies to
consolidate and/or eliminate
management as well as other
positions."
The letter involves the
elimination of the Assistant
Personnel Director position. It
also involves calling off a
nationwide search that began in
July in hopes of finding a
replacement for Bob Crawford
who retired from the position of
Vice-President for Finance and
Administration.
I believe Dr. Reinhard has
come up with an interesting idea,
combining of jobs and
responsibilities to save the
university money.
Perhaps, she could get the ball
rolling by becoming head
groundskeeper for the
university? Picture it now, our
president/head groundskeeper
riding around on a lawn tractor
cutting the grass.
Maybe, Provost Kuhn has a
secret desire to serve food up at
Chandler?
Come on folks, maybe Clarion
and the SSHE system are
"second-rate" in some aspects.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
The Clarion Call - 3-12-92 - Page 3
Yours
Not Mine
Dear Editor:
Some of your readers are, in
my view, far too eager to
formulate an opinion on some
topic and have it printed in your
paper, extolling it as the opinion
of the masses. When will these
people learn that, though we
consider ourselves average, we
are not the spokespersons for an
entire race, culture or the like.
In recent issues, writers of letters
to your newspaper have far too
often taken the liberty of
speaking on behalf of all Clarion
students, all blacks, all whites,
etc. To these wanna-be
journalists, I say freedom of
speech gives you the right to
speak your mind, not mine.
Furthermore, the perpetuation
of stereotypes that takes place in
the Reader Response column of
your paper is appalling. Who
are these people to speak about,
or on the behalf of, anyone but
themselves? There have been
writers bashing greeks in your
paper since as far back as I can
remember. If you are not a
member of my organization, then
don't lump us in with the rest
and write about us. You know
not of what you speak. Greeks
don't drink any more beer than
other students, we recycle like
everyone else, and not all greek
organizations exclude black
organizations from lists of
fraternities and sororities. Yet
greeks have been accused of
these things in this paper in
several recent issues.
Readers often operate under
the misguided notion that if they
see it in print, it must be true.
It's a shame, then, that freedom
of the press includes the errant
and often stereotypical babblings
of anyone who can pick up a
pen. As far as I'm concerned, it
doesn't matter whether what you
print in this column is right or
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not, just don't label it as my
opinion or the view of a group
that I belong to. I'll speak for
myself.
A postscript for Diane
Reinard: You are, in my
opinion, part of the problem and
a perfect example of someone
who lumps everyone into a
category and writes about them.
You probably believe that all
blonds are stupid. I don't see
very many blacks participating
in what you would call "white"
greek functions. When is the
last time Kappa Alpha Psi
participated in Greek Olympics?
I'm not falling for the canned
excuse that "we don't have
enough members to participate."
I've heard that one for years.
Greek Week is for all greek
organizations that are members
of IFC and Panhel, black or
white. Yet in my ten years of
involvement with this campus, I
cannot remember one black
organization participating. How
many members does it take to
make a banner? Get off your
soap box and take a look at the
misguided opinions. Of course,
this is MY opinion
-Patrick Griffith,
CUP graduate student
History is
History
Dear Editor:
The month of February brings
great joy to me for a number of
reasons. Number one, it is the
month of my birthday. Number
two, it is the month of
Valentine's Day. Thirdly, it is the
month when we all enjoy spring
break. However one negative
feeling I got about February is it
being defined "Black History
Month". I become disturbed on
the basis of two major
observations.
The first observation is the
concept as a whole tends to spur
counter-efforts from some
majority students to propose a
"White History Month". I ask
myself, why is this true?
Possibly because these particular
students are not looking at the
idea n the proper context. The
idea s to recognize the efforts of
hisu ry makers of African
descent. At the same time,
realize how these efforts
conu ibute to the advancement of
their particular beneficiaries. On
the contrary, the idea is not to be
looked upon as a mere effort to
dispute the efforts of hisiory
makers of European desceni. I
write this because the very idea
of proposing a "White Hisiory
Month", suggests a retaliatory
nature. As if some offense has
been taken and there must be a
way to seek requital.
Secondly, let us look carefully
at the phrases "Black History
Month" or "White History
Month". The connotations of
"Black" and "White"
immediately draw vague images
within our minds. "Black" spurs
negative feelings such as danger
and death. Some examples
include "Black cats are bad luck
and Bad guys wear black". On
the other hand, "White", spurs
positive feelings such as purity
and cleanliness. Some examples
include "wedding gowns and
swans". We've all been exposed
to these types of connotations at
some oint in our lives.
However none of these
connotations have any thing to
do wit ! history. They are
inappror riate adverbs to place in
front of "History Month". I say
this because adverbs are
supposed to delineate verbs in a
way that clearly interpret
meaning. However, "White" and
"Black'" do nothing but distort
the meaning of these particular
phrases.
This is a major reason why we
do ourselves a disservice when
we characterize history as black
or white. History is history.
There is no such thing as black
history or white history.
However, there are sub-divisions
of historical study. This is where
it becomes appropriate to
categorize African history,
French history, Spanish history
and so on.
To conclude; I would like to
point out that recognizing
significant historical events and
figures is a worthwhile action.
However in no way should we
limit the time period to a month.
History can be studied and
recognized year in and year out.
Moreover we should
conceptualize "World History".
By doing this, we can each
understand how our own
particular histories fit into that
world history. This idea would
eliminate all of the unnecessary
categorizations and place history
in its proper context.
-Eric K Jones, Secretary,
Clarion Chapter NAACP
-
Page 4 v The Clarion Call - 3-12-92
Women's studies minor
approved by trustees
Clarion University has taken
the first step toward establishing
itself as a leader in women's
studies minor by the Clarion
University Council of Trustees
and the State System of Higher
Education (SSHE).
The proposal states that the
establishment of a Women's
Studies minor at Clarion will
bring the university into
compliance with the mandate of
the American Council on
Education's Commission on
Women in Higher Education
which states that "each campus
have both a women's studies
program and a transformation of
the curriculum project."
Dr. Kathryn Graham, associate
professor of English and chair of
the Clarion University
Presidential Commission on the
Status of Women, explained that
the decision to establish the
minor had come from the
Commission. "We had been
looking at it for a long time,"
she said. "When I became chair
of the committee, a
subcommittee was established to
start a women's studies program.
That group, the Women's Studies
Advisory Committee, has been
working for two and a half years
to develop the program and
minor."
Dr. Donna Ashcraft, assistant
professor of psychology,
conducted a survey among the
students to determine the need
for a women's studies program.
"The survey helped to show that
there was a demand for these
courses," said Graham about the
results.
Clarion will join sister SSHE
members Slippery Rock, IUP
and West Chester in establishing
a women's studies program.
"But women's studies
programs have been around for
over 20 years," said Graham.
"Cornell and San Diego State
started the first programs in
1970. Today there are over 500
programs throughout the
country."
Graham outlined three
components of the minor to the
trustees when she presented it to
the trustees. They include: A
faculty development component
to sponsor seminars, colloquial,
lectures and film series'
pertaining to women's studies; a
co-curricular component to
include a mentoring program,
host workshops and field trips,
and publish a newsletter among
other activities; and a curricular
component consisting of an 18-
hour minor with introduction and
capstone courses and a selection
of nine other courses from across
the disciplines.
Graham said, "Our program
will satisfy many needs, such as
the need to re-educate our
students and faculty in light of
the new knowledge by and about
women which is re-shaping our
understanding of the traditional
curriculum; and the need to
equip our students for the vast
social and demographic changes
that await us in the near future.
They need to cope with change
and overcome prejudice."
To receive a minor in women's
studies under the proposed
program, 18 credits must be
completed, nine of them at the
300/400 course level, front
among 11 courses.. The
introductory course is "Women's
Studies 100: Survey of Women's
Studies" and the capstone course
is "Women's Studies 490:
Seminar in Women's Studies."
The other nine courses are Art
216: Women in Art; Psychology
220: Human Sexuality; History
230: Women in the United
States; Psychology 340:
Psychology of Women; English
365: Images of Women in
Literature; Health and Physical
Education 370: Women in Sport;
Speech Communication and
Theater 420: Gender and
Communication; Sociology 452:
Sex, Gender and Socialization;
and Marketing 463: Women in
Marketing.
■courtesy of
Public Affairs
photo courtesy of Public Affairs
Dr. James Scanlon, dean of the College of Arts and
Sciences at Clarion University, presents the first Nancy
Shaw McKee Scolarship to Deanna Schmader. The $700
scholarship is presented to an undergraduate student of
junior or higher standing majoring in any area of arts
and sciences, based on academic performance. Deanna
Schmader is a senior psychology major, daughter of
Gerald and Beverly Schmader of Lucinda, Pa.
Hide Park
(contfrom pg. 2)
together. Democratic Leadership
for the 21st Century is a new
organization which is committed
to empowering young voters. Its
mission is to energize a young
Democracy by encouraging
volunteerism and fostering
debate. Improving the usual
lackluster voting performance of
young Americans may be the
first step towards encouraging
them to discover their potential
as future leaders on the brink o'
a new century.
American universities shor d
foster an atmosphere wh< re
fierce individualism is lot
worshiped, but is as equdly
important as the concerns c i the
community. More universities
should emphasize ethics and
social responsibility as integral
parts of the required curriculum.
Programs which allow students
to control the quality of their
own environment through
democratic process should also
be encouraged at both public and
private institutions.
The economic gurus have sold us
short, claiming mat baby busters
will become the first generation
not to achieve a higher standard
of living than their parents.
Despite our problems, we are the
most educated generation in our
nation's history, and an educated
society should be able to heal its
own wounds and pave the way
for its own posterity.
If we do not accept the
responsibility of leadership,
however, America may
eventually disappear into history
as a noble experiment of
democracy. No great society has
ever accomplished much without
the contribution and the passion
of its youth.
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Chicago, and an active
member of Democratic
Leadership for the
21 st Century.
The Clarion Call - 3-12-92 - Page 5
Three week pre-session added to summer program
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
A new three-week pre-session
has been added to the regular
summer sessions at Clarion
University.
The pre-session is being used
as a pilot program and was
decided upon last semester.
"We hope this new session
will increase interest in summer
school," said Dr. Lepke,
associate academic vice
president. "It is designed to
offer students more opportunities
to take courses sooner in the
summer."
A few of the groups that met
to discuss the new program were
student affairs, maintenance, the
office of the registrar, the deans
and several others.
A meeting will also be held
after the pre-session to determine
what could have been done
differently or improved for next
year.
The new session will be held
from May 11 to the 31 and will
consist of 13 pre-selected
courses at Clarion and two at
Venango campus.
The courses to be held are
contingent upon enrollment and
". . .up to the dean's discretion,"
said Provost John Kuhn.
A few of the courses being
offered at Clarion are
Oceanography, Racial and
Ethnic Minority Problems,
Management Theory and
Practice, Canoeing and Reading
and Study Skills.
"The pre-session will permit
students to enroll in classes and
still have the entire summer to
work or pursue other activities,"
said university officials.
Credits for the pre-session cost
the same as those for the two
summer sessions. There is,
however, no student activities
fee for the pre-session.
There will be no food service
at Chandler Dining Hall during
the three week session and the
only residence hall to be open
will be Ralston.
The five day courses range in
time from approximately three
hours per day to eight hours per
day for the two day HPE courses
which will cover a weekend.
Students may register for the
pre-session at the same time as
summer school. Telephone
registration will be used to
Middle States Subcommittee
Hearings
The following Middle States subcommittees will hold hearings during
the week of March 16 in the Carlson Library Conference Room:
Institutional Integrity/Equity
Mission, Goals and Objectives and
Planning and Resource Allocation
Off-campus Programs
Faculty
Tuesday, March 17 at 4:00 p.m
Friday, March 21 at 9:00 a.m.
Friday, March 20 at 1 :00 p.m.
Friday, March 21 at 2:30 p.m.
Each hearing will begin with a brief summary presentation of the
subcommittee's preliminary findings and will be followed by a
discussion session.
The Middle States Steering Committee encourages all members of
the Clarion University community to participate in these hearings to
assist the subcommittees in preparing their area reports for the
steering committee later this semester.
Notices regarding hearings held by the remainder of the Middle
States subcommittees will be published in future editions of the Call.
A three week pre-session will be held from May 11 to the 31
opportunity to take courses earlier in the summer.
register for the courses but will begin on Tuesday, May 12
only be available for students
who are currently enrolled in the
spring semester. Early
registration for the pre-session
will begin on April 28 and will
last until May 7. Classes will
because Monday will be used as
a registration day.
In a related issue, the two, five
week summer sessions will have
minor changes this year.
Courses which are taken in the
Darren Evarhart/Clarion Call
in order to give students an
afternoon will only meet four
days a week. Those that are held
in the morning will meet five
days a week. Courses which are
held over lunch break will meet
either four or five days.
Transferring credits may become easier
by Dorilee Ray buck
News Writer
Clarion University's faculty
senate has made a commitment
to work together with the State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE) and community colleges
across Pennsylvania on an
articulation agreement.
The purpose of the agreement,
which is just in the formative
stages, is to improve
Pennsylvania students' ability to
transfer among the participating
institutions.
The articulation agreement has
been developed for the
promotion of a barrier-free
transfer, according to the
proposed Pennsylvania articu-
lation agreement. It will
maximize the ease of student
movement from one institution
to another while in the pursuit of
related educational objectives.
Institutions joining in the
agreement will work through
Disciplinary Articulation
Assemblies to create an
Articulation Number System
(ANS). ANS will provide a
crossreference number for
courses that have been evaluated
by faculty and determined to be
equivalent in required content
and competencies. Participating
institutions will use ANS to
cross reference courses in their
college catalogs and make the
information readily available to
students.
Those having an associates
degree in arts or sciences in a
university parallel program are
preferred when transferring from
a community college to a state
university for all baccalaureate
majors.
Students with an appropriate
associate degree comprised
primarily of courses cross-
referenced in the ANS should be
accorded a minimum of 60 hours
of credit and upper division
status. Those who transfer
without completing an associate
degree will be evaluated by their
completed courses.
By working together, SSHE
and community colleges can
formulate common approaches,
programs and purposes which
could result in mutually
beneficial objectives and goals.
According to the Pennsylvania
Articulation Agreement,
Appendix B, "Strategic planning
among the community colleges
and the state universities might
increase geographic, financial,
programmatic and academic
access to public higher
education, develop closer
community college — state
university relationships; achieve
a systematic and comprehensive
long-range plan for Pennsylvania
public, higher education; and
initiate strategies for cooperative
business and industry
development."
'* **»•-»»»•»•*•'»•
Page 4 - The Clarion Call - 3-12-92
Women's studies minor
approved by trustees
Clarion University has taken
the first step toward establishing
itself as a leader in women's
studies minor by the Clarion
University Council of Trustees
and the State System of Higher
Education (SSHE).
The proposal states that the
establishment of a Women's
Studies minor at Clarion will
bring the university into
compliance with the mandate of
the American Council on
Education's Commission on
Women in Higher Education
which states that "each campus
have both a women's studies
program and a transformation of
the curriculum project."
Dr. Kathryn Graham, associate
professor of English and chair of
the Clarion University
Presidential Commission on the
Status of Women, explained that
the decision to establish the
minor had come from the
Commission. "We had been
looking at it for a long time,"
she said. "When I became chair
of the committee, a
subcommittee was established to
start a women's studies program.
That group, the Women's Studies
Advisory Committee, has been
working for two and a half years
to develop the program and
minor."
Dr. Donna Ashcraft, assistant
professor of psychology,
conducted a survey among the
students to determine the need
for a women's studies program.
"The survey helped to show that
there was a demand for these
courses," said Graham about the
results.
Clarion will join sister SSHE
members Slippery Rock, IUP
and West Chester in establishing
a women's studies program.
"But women's studies
programs have been around for
over 20 years," said Graham.
"Cornell and San Diego State
started the first programs in
1970. Today there are over 500
programs throughout the
country."
Graham outlined three
components of the minor to the
trustees when she presented it to
the trustees. They include: A
faculty development component
to sponsor seminars, colloquial,
lectures and film series'
pertaining to women's studies; a
co-curricular component to
include a mentoring program,
host workshops and field trips,
and publish a newsletter among
other activities; and a curricular
component consisting of an 18-
hour minor with introduction and
capstone courses and a selection
of nine other courses from across
the disciplines.
Graham said, "Our program
will satisfy many needs, such as
the need to re-educate our
students and faculty in light of
the new knowledge by and about
women which is re-shaping our
understanding of the traditional
curriculum; and the need to
equip our students for the vast
social and demographic changes
that await us in the near future.
They need to cope with change
and overcome prejudice."
To receive a minor in women's
studies under the proposed
program, 18 credits must be
completed, nine of them at the
300/400 course level, froitt
among 11 courses., The
introductory course is "Women's
Studies 100: Survey of Women's
Studies" and the capstone course
is "Women's Studies 490:
Seminar in Women's Studies."
The other nine courses are Art
216: Women in Art; Psychology
220: Human Sexuality; History
230: Women in the United
States; Psychology 340:
Psychology of Women; English
365: Images of Women in
Literature; Health and Physical
Education 370: Women in Sport;
Speech Communication and
Theater 420: Gender and
Communication; Sociology 452:
Sex, Gender and Socialization;
and Marketing 463: Women in
Marketing.
•courtesy of
Public Affairs
photo courtesy of Public Affairs
Dr. James Scanlon, dean of the College of Arts and
Sciences at Clarion University, presents the first Nancy
Shaw McKee Scolarship to Deanna Schmader. The $700
scholarship is presented to an undergraduate student of
junior or higher standing majoring in any area of arts
and sciences, based on academic performance. Deanna
Schmader is a senior psychology major, daughter of
Gerald and Beverly Schmader of Lucinda, Pa.
Hide Park
(contfrom pg. 2)
together. Democratic Leadership
for the 21st Century is a new
organization which is committed
to empowering young voters. Its
mission is to energize a young
Democracy by encouraging
volunteerism and fostering
debate. Improving the usual
lackluster voting performance of
young Americans may be the
first step towards encouraging
them to discover their potential
as future leaders on the brink o'
a new century.
American universities shot' d
foster an atmosphere wh< re
fierce individualism is lot
worshiped, but is as equUly
important as the concerns r i the
community. More universities
should emphasize ethics and
social responsibility as integral
parts of the required curriculum.
Programs which allow students
to control the quality of their
own environment through
democratic process should also
be encouraged at both public and
private institutions.
The economic gurus have sold us
short, claiming that baby busters
will become the first generation
not to achieve a higher standard
of living than their parents.
Despite our problems, we are the
most educated generation in our
nation's history, and an educated
society should be able to heal its
own wounds and pave the way
for its own posterity.
If we do not accept the
responsibility of leadership,
however, America may
eventually disappear into history
as a noble experiment of
democracy. No great society has
ever accomplished much without
the contribution and the passion
of its youth.
WCCB presents:
SPINAL TAP
NIGHT
at
The Loomis/Mr. T's
Thurs. March 19th
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Chicago, and an active
member of Democratic
Leadership for the
21st Century.
The Clarion Call - 3-12-92 - Page 5
Three week pre-session added to summer program
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
A new three-week pre-session
has been added to the regular
summer sessions at Clarion
University.
The pre-session is being used
as a pilot program and was
decided upon last semester.
"We hope this new session
will increase interest in summer
school," said Dr. Lepke,
associate academic vice
president. "It is designed to
offer students more opportunities
to take courses sooner in the
summer."
A few of the groups that met
to discuss the new program were
student affairs, maintenance, the
office of the registrar, the deans
and several others.
A meeting will also be held
after the pre-session to determine
what could have been done
differently or improved for next
year.
The new session will be held
from May 11 to the 31 and will
consist of 13 pre-selected
courses at Clarion and two at
Venango campus.
The courses to be held are
contingent upon enrollment and
". . .up to the dean's discretion,"
said Provost John Kuhn.
A few of the courses being
offered at Clarion arc
Oceanography, Racial and
Ethnic Minority Problems,
Management Theory and
Practice, Canoeing and Reading
and Study Skills.
"The pre-session will permit
students to enroll in classes and
still have the entire summer to
work or pursue other activities,"
said university officials.
Credits for the pre-session cost
the same as those for the two
summer sessions. There is,
however, no student activities
fee for the pre-session.
There will be no food service
at Chandler Dining Hall during
the three week session and the
only residence hall to be open
will be Ralston.
The five day courses range in
time from approximately three
hours per day to eight hours per
day for the two day HPE courses
which will cover a weekend.
Students may register for the
pre-session at the same time as
summer school. Telephone
registration will be used to
Middle States Subcommittee
Hearings
The following Middle States subcommittees will hold hearings during
the week of March 16 in the Carlson Library Conference Room:
Institutional Integrity/Equity
Tuesday, March 17 at 4:00 p.m.
Mission, Goals and Objectives and
Planning and Resource Allocation Friday, March 21 at 9:00 a.m.
Off-campus Programs
Faculty
Friday, March 20 at 1 :00 p.m.
Friday, March 21 at 2:30 p.m.
Each hearing will begin with a brief summary presentation of the
subcommittee's preliminary findings and will be followed by a
discussion session.
The Middle States Steering Committee encourages all members of
the Clarion University community to participate in these hearings to
assist the subcommittees in preparing their area reports for the
steering committee later this semester.
Notices regarding hearings held by the remainder of the Middle
States subcommittees will be published in future editions of the Call.
A three week pre-session will be held from May 11 to the 31
opportunity to take courses earlier in the summer.
register for the courses but will begin on Tuesday, May 12
only be available for students
who are currently enrolled in the
spring semester. Early
registration for the pre-session
will begin on April 28 and will
last until May 7. Classes will
because Monday will be used as
a registration day.
In a related issue, the two, five
week summer sessions will have
minor changes this year.
Courses which are taken in the
Darren Evarhart/Clarion Call
in order to give students an
afternoon will only meet four
days a week. Those that are held
in the morning will meet five
days a week. Courses which are
held over lunch break will meet
either four or five days.
Transferring credits may become easier
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
Clarion University's faculty
senate has made a commitment
to work together with the State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE) and community colleges
across Pennsylvania on an
articulation agreement.
The purpose of the agreement,
which is just in the formative
stages, is to improve
Pennsylvania students' ability to
transfer among the participating
institutions.
The articulation agreement has
been developed for the
promotion of a barrier-free
transfer, according to the
proposed Pennsylvania articu-
lation agreement. It will
maximize the ease of student
movement from one institution
to another while in the pursuit of
related educational objectives.
Institutions joining in the
agreement will work through
Disciplinary Articulation
Assemblies to create an
Articulation Number System
(ANS). ANS will provide a
crossreference number for
courses that have been evaluated
by faculty and determined to be
equivalent in required content
and competencies. Participating
institutions will use ANS to
cross reference courses in their
college catalogs and make the
information readily available to
students.
Those having an associates
degree in arts or sciences in a
university parallel program are
preferred when transferring from
a community college to a state
university for all baccalaureate
majors.
Students with an appropriate
associate degree comprised
primarily of courses cross-
referenced in the ANS should be
accorded a minimum of 60 hours
of credit and upper division
status. Those who transfer
without completing an associate
degree will be evaluated by their
completed courses.
By working together, SSHE
and community colleges can
formulate common approaches,
programs and purposes which
could result in mutually
beneficial objectives and goals.
According to the Pennsylvania
Articulation Agreement,
Appendix B, "Strategic planning
among the community colleges
and the state universities might
increase geographic, financial,
programmatic and academic
access to public higher
education, develop closer
community college — state
university relationships; achieve
a systematic and comprehensive
long-range plan for Pennsylvania
public, higher education; and
initiate strategies for cooperative
business and industry
development."
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New meal plan to be instituted
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Some important changes will
be taking place concerning
campus meal plans for next fall.
One such change approved for
the fall semester is a cash
equivalency program. Under
this program a price is set for
the meals for each day and the
price for the meals is then
subtracted from the student's
account. Once all the money
from the student's account is
used more must be deposited.
Under the Flex-dollar Meal
Plan, students will pay for a
certain number of meals per
week, however the meals can be
any mix of breakfast, lunch and
dinner.
This program will also permit
students to use their meal tickets
at the Eagle's Den in the new
student center. The meal ticket
will be used like a MAC card,
with the money coming from the
student's account. Like the cash
equivalency program, once the
account is emptied, more money
must be deposited.
Also instituted this past week
was a potato bar on a limited
basis in the Chandler Cafeteria.
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A new meal plan involving flex dollars will be instituted this
fall semester.
Teachers may be required
to fulfill computer minor
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
The Pennsylvania Association
of Computer and Information
Science Educators (PACISE)
will try to encourage an
eighteen -credit computer minor
requirement for public school
teachers (K-12) before this
spring's State Board of
Education.
PACISE is an organization of
computer and information
science departments of the
fourteen schools of the State
System of Higher Education
which includes Clarion.
James Holdcn is an assistant
professor of communication
science and president of
PACISE. Holden feels that the
18-credit requirement will
provide teachers with an
adequate background to instruct
and encourage high school
students to further their
education in computer science.
He also feels that this
requirement will reverse the
decline in computer science
majors across the state.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of February 24 through March 1.
A Levi jacket was stolen from a room on the third floor of Campbell
Hall on February 27. The jacket is valued at approximately $75. An
investigation is pending.
On February 27, around 1 1 :45 p.m., someone activated a fire alarm on
the third floor of Ralston Hall. An investigation is pending.
Around 1:45 a.m. on February 28, someone tampered with a fire
alarm head on the third floor of Wilkinson, causing the alarm to
sound. An investigation is pending.
A student was cited for minors consumption in Wilkinson Hall on
February 28 at approximately 1:50 a.m.
On FeLruary 28, at approximately 2:00 p.m., a smoke eater was
reported stolen from Harvey Hall. An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes,
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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by Bryan Delaney
News Writer
Recently, Clarion University's
Parking Committee took steps to
improve handicapped parking on
campus by a'dding additional
parking spaces and initiating the
use of an immobilizer/boot on
cars illegally parked in
handicapped spaces.
"It wasn't that this problem
just arose. It was brought to our
attention by various
organizations and individuals,"
said Lori Norris, financial aid
officer and chair of the parking
committee. "Like anything else,
unless you are directly affected
by a problem, it isn't recognized
until it is brought to someone's
attention."
To acquire the needed spaces,
it was suggested by the
committee members to meet
with and receive input from
facilities management who will
be painting lines and posting
signs along with public safety
because they oversee the parking
on campus. The committee also
met with interim vice president
for finance and administration,
Wayne Key, and a number of
advocates for the handicapped to
discuss the problem. Options
were discussed and problems
were eliminated that wouldn't
hinder the spaces. As a result,
four new parking spaces and the
use of the boot was
recommended to President Diane
Reinhard and the President's
Executive Council, who
approved the recommendations.
Two of the new handicapped
parking spaces will be added in
lot L behind Carlson Library and
a third will be located at Tippin
Gymnasium.
The fourth space was created
by declaring a previously
marked reserved handicapped
space near Stevens Hall open to
all handicapped people.
The spaces will be created as
soon as weather permits for the
painting of lines. The
immobilizer/boot will not be
used until appropriate
information is distributed about
their use. By using the boot, a
violator is responsible for the
usual five dollar fine plus $25
for the removal of the boot.
"The main area of complaint
was down behind Peirce," said
Norris. "Those people are
parking there to get to the other
areas around the library and
Stevens. We are going to keep
an eye on it and if there
continues to be a problem, I'm
hoping someone will tell us."
There is a fluxual use of
handicapped spaces used, but
you can always expect a certain
amount to be used regularly.
The parking committee urges all
persons to display their parking
permits properly to avoid
unnecessary tickets.
Sarah Cunningham/Clarion Call
Handicapped parking has been improved through the
addition of more spaces and an immobilizer/boot.
Students provide 'a roof over their heads 1 during break
by Patrick Schmader
News Writer
The Christian organization,
Habitat for Humanity, sponsored
a "Humanity Alternative Spring
Break Program" on March 1-8 in
Moorehead City, N.C., to build
affordable housing for people
living in poverty-stricken
housing conditions.
Four students from the Clarion
University chapter of Habitat for
Humanity participated in this
program. The students, Kim
Bush, Dan Ryan, Kurt Shirey
and Lisa Swarm, spent their
break doing construction work to
help provide decent housing for
people in need.
The organization Habitat for
Humanity is currently being
sponsored by the Clarion
University United Campus
Ministry.
Habitat for Humanity is a non-
profit organization established in
1976, and now has 6S0_affiliated
projects in the U.S., Canada and
Australia, and 100 sponsored
projects in 32 nations.
In working toward its mission
to wipe out poor housing
conditions and homelessness,
Habitat for Humanity has built
over 13,000 houses since it was
created.
"The program provides low-
income housing to families that
can't afford regular housing,"
Controversy over Holocaust
ad strikes Georgia's campuses
says Kurt Shirey. "We try to
keep the construction costs as
low as possible, and the
homeowners then pay a very low
interest rate, and then pay what
they can every month."
The money from the sale of
these houses is then used to
finance future housing projects.
According to Shirey, the
"Humanity Collegiate Altern-
ative Spring Break Program" is
part of "the Collegiate Challenge
which happens every spring."
The Collegiate Challenge is a
nationwide effort to bring
together Habitat for Humanity
chapters and affiliates.
Shirey says that while in North
Carolina they did "structural
construction consisting of
putting up studs for walls,
roofing, and some masonry
work. We had a good
experience," says Shirey, "the
family we worked for was very
nice."
Clarion University currently
has over twenty members in its
chapter of Habitat for Humanity.
ATHENS, Ga. (AP) The
student newspaper at the
University of Georgia on
Monday ran a full -page ad that
calls the Holocaust a fraud.
Bradley Smith, representative
of a Los Angeles group that bills
itself as the Committee for Open
Debate on the Holocaust, is
trying to buy space for the ads in
campus papers nationwide. •
So far, at least five have run it,
while others have refused on the
grounds that it is anti-Semitic
and erroneous.
The ad contends gas chambers
were never used during the
Holocaust and that the generally
quoted number of 6 million dead
is an exaggeration.
"Zionist propaganda organiz-
ations see the Holocaust as
morally legitimating the invasion
of Palestine by European Jews at
the close of World War II,"
Smith contended.
The Red and Black sold him
the ad space for $1,800, Smith
said.
s We believe in giving our
readers access to whatever
information comes our way,"
said editor Lance Helms. "If this
guy wants to spend money
expressing himself in college
papers across the country, who
are we to tell him no?"
Although Smith insisted he had
not approached any other
Georgia papers, at least one, the
Georgia State Signal, said it
already has refused to run it.
"We didn't feel it was
appropriate," explained Signal
ad representative Julie Wheeler.
"This isn't an image we wanted
to portray."
Smith said he hopes to sell the
ad on other Georgia campuses,
but refused to name them. Gary
Witte, editor of The George-
Anne at Georgia Southern
University, said Smith hasn't
approached him yet, but already
a Jewish group has asked the
paper not to run the ad.
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Cartoon camel,' Old Joe,' must go
Compiled from the AP Service
by Shannon Skomra
National
News
Cigarette cartoon
character retires
The nation's doctors arc telling
"Old Joe" the cartoon camel in
ads for Camel Cigarettes to take
a hike. Led by U.S. Surgeon
General Antonia Novello, the
doctors say the character appeals
too much to children. The
doctors are asking RJ Reynolds
and other tobacco companies to
act voluntarily to get rid of ads
that attract kids' attention.
QVC affected little
by recession
QVC network incorporated
reported a net income of nine
million dollars in the fourth
quarter alone.
Chairman Joseph Segel said,
"The recessionary environment
has not affected QVC as much as
it has affected traditional
retailers."
He says more than 100
thousand new customers were
added each month and more than
three million viewers bought
something over the past year.
The company says jewelry is
the network's biggest seller, with
sales at nearly 500 million
dollars last year.
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International
Honecker threatens suicide
Former East German leader
Erich Honecker, reportedly is
threatening to kill himself if he is
forced to go back to Germany.
He is hiding out at the Chilean
Embassy in Moscow. The
German government is trying to
get him back so they can put him
on trial for ordering Berlin Wall
guards to kill people escaping to
the West. Chilean sources have
told the German government that
Honecker always carries a
poison pill and has threatened to
use it.
Iranians may use scud
missiles in their cause
A Pentagon source says a
North Korean freighter that's
believed to be loaded with scud
missiles has arrived at an Iranian
port and another might be on the
way. The Bush administration,
worried about the spread of
ballistic missiles in the mideast,
have threatened to board the first
ship.
Noriega refuses to
testify in own defense
Manuel Noriega will not testify
in his own defense at his drug
and racketeering trial in Miami.
The deposed Panamanian leader
told the judge this morning that
he understands he has a right to
testify, but he has decided not to
exercise it. The defense will be
wrapping up its case and the
prosecution say it will take a
week to present rebuttal
witnesses.
State
Westinghouse chairman
receives $1 M salary cut
Westinghouse Chairman P^ul
Lego has had his salary cut by
one million dollars. Lego's pay
has dropped to $677,000 from
the 1.7 million dollars he earned
in 1990. Directors have given
Lego financial incentives to
improve the company's perfor-
mance. He has the opportunity
to earn 1.1 million dollars over a
three-year period. Last year the
company lost 1.1 billion dollars.
Ambulance drivers charged
with reckless endangerment
State Police in Indiana say two
paramedics illegally used the
flashing lights and siren on their
ambulance to force a motorist to
pull over. Troopers charged the
two men with reckless
endangerment, harassment and
disorderly conduct.
Michelle Muir of Indiana told
police the men forced her off the
road February 21 as she drove
north on Route 1 19. State Police
say the paramedics were
returning to Pittsburgh after
taking a patient to Punxsutawney
Hospital.
Senator ready for Congress
State senator, Frank Pecora
says he is now ready to run for
Congress. Pecora changed his
voter registration last week to
democrat. He has told The
Pittsburgh Press that he will run
in the heavily democratic 18
district that is currendy assigned
to republican congressman Rick
Santorum.
Compiled by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Vehicle vandalism
strikes MU
The Slate
A rash of vehicle vandalism
has recently struck Shippensburg
University's parking lots.
Slashed tires, stolen stereos and
cassetes, broken windows, dents
and scrapes are just a few of the
damages being reported to
campus police.
One suggestion to curtail the
vandalism is to use surveillance
cameras in the parking lots. The
university's budget, however,
cannot afford such an
expenditure.
Instead, the director of public
safety is urging student support
to put an end to the crime spree.
Students have been asked to
report any suspicious events.
It has been reported that 77
cars were vandalized in 1991.
The 1992 school year started off
with seven vandalisms in
January.
Archaeology students
to dig in Israel
The Merciad
Archaeology students at
Mercyhurst will have an
opportunity this summer to dig at
Caesarea, Israel; an ancient
seaport on the Mediterranean
coast.
Field schools will be
conducted at the sight in order to
give students knowledge of
proper procedures and
excavation skills.
Caesarea, built between 22 and
10 B.C., became the most
important city in Palestine.
Excavations began in the 1950's
and have since uncovered
aqueducts, homes, streets,
religious shrines and public
buildings.
Archaeology students will also
be given the opportunity to dig at
an Indian burial ground in North
East Township which dates
approximately around 1350 AD.
The sight was discovered last
April.
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KU's library suffers
from flooding
Keystone
Kutztown University's library
has suffered from water damage
in the past several yejar's-the last
major one occirred over
Christmas break leaving over
$75,000 in damages.
The water leakage is caused by
power outages which leave the
valves in the humidification
section open.
As a result of the Christmas
day flood, the library staff drew
up a plan of action in case the
situation happened again. The
plan consists of four steps which
includes calling the library
director if there is a power
outage, covering the books with
plastic and making sure the heat
stays on.
The plan was tested on
February 25 when a power
outage occurred at the library.
The plan was reportedly a
success and there was no
flooding.
McMunn to present
solo piano recital
Brent McMunn, a nationally
known pianist, will present a
solo recital which will include
compositions by Beethoven,
Hoiby and Liszt. Sponsored by
the music department, the
concert will be held on Friday,
March 13, in Marwick-Boyd
Auditorium at 8:15 p.m.
A 1975 honor graduate of
Keystone High School in Knox,
McMunn was the accompanist
for the Keystone High School
Choir which toured Romania,
and was an oboe player in the
Keystone Band participating in
county, district, regional and all-
state bands.
Doris Weaver of Knox and
Grace Urrico, associate professor
of music at Clarion University,
were McMunn's instructors
while he was in high school. In
May 1975, McMunn appeared as
the first Showcase Artist for the
annual Clarion Community
Choir. Mother's Day Concert, the
first of two Bicentennial Fine
Arts Festivals sponsored by the
Women's Club of Clarion.
McMunn holds degrees in both
piano and oboe from the
Eastman School of Music and in
accompanying from the
University of Southern
California where he studied with
two of the foremost teachers in
the field, Gwendolyn Koldofsky
and Brooks Smith. For two and
one-half years after graduation
from USC, he was the principal
oboist with CAPAB Orchestra in
Capetown, South Africa.
Upon returning to the U.S.,
McMunn began a series of
Nationally known pianist Brent
recital on March 13 in Marwick-
concerts throughout the country,
collaborating with both singers
and instrumentalists. In recent
seasons, he appeared at Carnegie
Hall in New York and
Ambassador Auditorium in
Pasadena. He has also performed
in numerous series in southern
California including the Dame
Myra Hess Series and the Los
Angeles Philharmonic's
Chamber Music Series. He has
toured Southeast Asia and has
recorded for Orion, New World
and Cambria Records.
Always in demand as an
accompanist, McMunn has also
had successes as a soloist,
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Boyd at 8:15 p.m.
including featured performances
at the Strings in the Mounu ins
Festival in Colorado, the !.an
Luis Obispo Mozart Festival ind
on a new series sponsored by the
Los Angeles Philharmonic. This
season, he is engaged to play a
series of solo recitals.
Also active in the field of
opera, he is pianist and assistant
conductor for the Los Angeles
Music Center Opera and coaches
at California State University,
Long Beach, where he will
conduct Bizet's "Carmen" this
April.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
Bedrock Cafe presents
Friday, Mard 13
8 p.m.
Harvey Vending Area
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March 12 UAB presents "The Last Boy Scout,"
(Chap), 9 p.m.
March 13 Bedrock Cafe presents "88 A.D.,"
(HVA), 8 p.m.
March 14 C.A.B.'s, (HVA), 10 p.m.- 1 a.m.
March 15 UAB presents "The Last Boy Scout,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
March 16 Koinonia Seminar, "Issues of the 90's,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
March 18 UAB presents "Bob Garner, magician,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
March 17-21 "Gilbert & Sullivan" Musical, (Aud),
8 p.m.
March 22 Pool Tournament, (Harvey),
1 p.m. to 6 p.m.
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March 14 Peter Frampton, Metropol, 7:30 p.m.
March 27 GMC Truck American Music Tour with
Randy Travis, Alan Jackson, Trisha
Yearwood, Civic Arena, 8 p.m.
March 12-31 "Madame Bovary," Playhouse at
Playhouse Square, tickets $4
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Movie Review :
"Lawnmower Man" deals with ethics
by John Spare
Features Writer
Stephen King's
"The Lawnmower Man"
Starring: Pierce Bronsan,
Jeff Fahey
Director: Brett Leonard
Screenplay: Brett Leonard &
Granel Everett
Rated R
** stars
Stephen King's short story
"The Lawnmower Man," found
in his Night Shift collection, is
relajed in name only to the New
Line Cinema's release of "The
Lawnmower Man". The two
plots are entirely different, with
the short story being the more
entertaining. But I think that it's
best to judge the film on its own
merits.
The movie poses some serious
questions, most importantly the
question of whether science has
a right, or an obligation to
attempt to create a god out of the
untapped places of a person's
mind. There is a new technology
that scientists have been
tinkering with known as "Virtual
Reality". In a nutshell it
stimulates a subject's senses by
using a computer, a form of
artificial reality.
In t! e film, Pierce Bronsan
portra s Dr. Larry Angelo, a
scienti> s, who wants to terminate
his stu lies with Virtual Reality
on cl imps and begin to
experir lent on a human subject.
Without the approval of his
supervisors, Angelo begins to
work on Job (Jeff Fahey) the
dim-witted man who tends the
doctor's lawn.
Angelo 's experiments succeed
far better than expected, actually
increasing Job's intelligence and
giving him psychic abilities.
When the doctor informs his
supervisors of this breakthrough
they see Job as being only a
weapon, a superman that no
other country would have. It is
at this point that the film begins
to drag.
I enjoyed the first two thirds of
this movie for many reasons.
The computer generated effects
were startling on the big screen.
There are also some comedic
moments as the lawnmower man
tries to deal with his new found
intelligence. The question that
kept lingering in my head,
however, was how much of a
right does science have to tamper
with nature? Here science is
depicted as an evil entity which
tries to take on the role of God,
Amrod to give
faculty recital
Dr. Paula Amrod, pianist and
associate professor of music,
plans to share her talent with
Clarion. She will present a
faculty recital at 8:15 p.m. on
Thursday, March 12 in Marwick-
Boyd Auditorium.
The program will consist of
works for piano by Scarlatti,
Clcmenti, Granados and Dello-
Joio. It is free and all are
welcome to attend.
Amrod has been a Clarion
University faculty member since
1981, teaching piano, class piano
and music fundamentals. A
native of Memphis, Tenn., she
holds B.M. and M.M. degrees in
piano performance from
Memphis Slate University. She
obtained hci doctor of music
degree in piano pedagogy at
Indiana University,
Bloomington, IN, where she
studied with Hans Graf, Zadel
Skolovsky and Alfonso
Montecino.
While at Clarion University,
Amrod has been a frequent
performer, giving annual solo
recitals, accompanying faculty
recitals and appearing in
concerts such as the inaugural
"Faculty Tribute to the
President" and the Family Day
Concerts.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
Tri-Sigma
OPEN BID PARTY
1 1 Wilson Ave.
8:30-10:00 p.m.
Come and meet the
sisters of Tri-Sigma
L
but instead creates an evil, bitter
god.
Stephen King's "The
Lawnmower Man" definitely
caters to the science-fiction
crowd. I'm certain that they will
get more enjoyment out of it
than anyone else, but each
individual that sees it will have
to ask themselves if in the
picture, science did not go too
far.
The thing that bothered me the
most about this film is that
Stephen King's name was
plugged in the title. I'm sure
that this was done to fill more
seats in the theaters. The
screenplay was written by Brett
Leonard and Granel Everett, and
as far as I could tell from the
credits, King was not invof/ed.
By adding King's name U the
title it almost sets the film up for
criticism. Compared tc the
majority of King's other f.lms,
this one fails miserably. Token
as a work by Leonard and
Everett it is an interesting little
science-fiction picture.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs March 12
Register for Yearbook
pictures
UAB movie "The Last Boy
Scout" (Chapel)
8pm
Sun March 15
UAB movie "The Last Boy
Scout" (Chapel)
8pm
Clarion International
Association-Culture
Night (Chapel) 6pm
Fri March 13
* Register lor Yearbook
pictures
* Bedrock Cafe presents
"88 A.D. with Jacy &
Patrick Buzzard" on
Acoustic Guitars
(Harvey Hall) 7:30pm
' Delta Chi Leadership
Conference (Still)
* NSSLHA Seminar
(Chapel) 8am - 4pm
Sat March 14
* Delta Chi Leadership
Conference (Still)
' C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Wed March 18
Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
' UAB presents "Bob Garner
Magician"
(Chapel) 8pm
Mon March 16
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
' Koinonia Seminar "Issues
of the 90's"
(Chapel) 8pm
Tues- March 17
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Excerpts from "Gilbert &
Sullivan" musical
(Auditorium) 8pm
* UAB movie "It Came From
Outer Space"
(Chapel) 8pm
Thur March 19
' Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
' Baseball vs. LaRoche
College 1pm
' Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournament at Iowa
* UAB presents Lynda
Hirsch "A Look at the
Soaps" (Chapel)
8:15pm
* WCCB "Spinal Tap Party"
The Clarion Call - 3-12-92- Pape 11
i j j C""-" > :■:;:. K!^"li*
What was your most
enjoyable memory of
spring break?
Fri March 20
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Class Withdrawals end
4pm
* Planetarium Show 7pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
tr
Lancaster
Junior, Unknown
"Brother Spud's wacky snow shoes that
he borrowed from mom."
Dan Douglas
Senior, Communication
"Getting in touch with my f* minine side."
Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 3-12-92
Movie Review:
"Lawnmower Man" deals with ethics
by John Spare
Features Writer
Stephen King's
"The Lawnmower Man"
Starring: Pierce Bronsan,
Jeff Fahey
Director: Brett Leonard
Screenplay: Brett Leonard &
(iranel Everett
Rated R
** stars
Stephen King's short story
"The Lawnmower Man," found
in his Night Shift collection, is
related in name only to the New
Line Cinema's release of "The
Lawnmower Man". The two
plots are entirely different, with
the short story being the more
entertaining. But I think that it's
best to judge the film on its own
merits.
The movie poses some serious
questions, most importantly the
question of whether science has
a right, or an obligation to
attempt to create a god out of the
untapped places of a person's
mind. There is a new technology
that scientists have been
tinkering with known as "Virtual
Reality". In a nutshell it
stimulates a subject's senses by
using a computer, a form of
artificial reality.
In t e film, Pierce Bronsan
portra s Dr. Larry Angelo, a
scientb. who wants to terminate
his stu lies with Virtual Reality
on cl imps and begin to
cxperii icnt on a human subject.
Without the approval of his
supervisors, Angelo begins to
work on Job (Jeff Fahcy) the
dim-w ttcd man who tends the
doctor's lawn.
Angelo's experiments succeed
far better than expected, actually
increasing Job's intelligence and
giving him psychic abilities.
When the doctor informs his
supervisors of this breakthrough
they sec Job as being only a
weapon, a superman that no
other country would have. It is
at this point that the film begins
to drag.
I enjoyed the first two thirds of
this movie for many reasons.
The computer generated effects
were startling on the big screen.
There arc also some comedic
moments as the lawnmower man
tries to deal with his new found
intelligence. The question that
kept lingering in my head,
however, was how much of a
right does science have to tamper
with nature? Here science is
depicted as an evil entity which
tries to take on the role of God,
Amrod to give
faculty recital
Dr. Paula Amrod, pianist and
associate professor of music,
plans to share her talent with
Clarion. She will present a
faculty recital at 8:15 p.m. on
Thursday, March 12 in Marwick-
Boyd Auditorium.
The program will consist of
works for piano by Scarlatti,
Clcmenti, Granados and Dello-
Joio. It is free and all are
welcome to attend.
Amrod has been a Clarion
University faculty member since
1981, teaching piano, class piano
and music fundamentals. A
native of Memphis, Tenn., she
holds B.M. and M.M. degrees in
piano performance from
Memphis Suite University. She
obtained hci doctor of music
degree in piano pedagogy at
Indiana University,
Bloomington, IN, where she
studied with Hans Graf, Zadcl
Skolovsky and Alfonso
Montecino.
While at Clarion University,
Amrod has been a frequent
performer, giving annual solo
recitals, accompanying faculty
recitals and appearing in
concerts such as the inaugural
"Faculty Tribute to the
President" and the Family Day
Concerts.
--courtesy of Public Affairs
Tri-Sigma
OPEN BID PARTY
1 1 Wilson Ave.
8:30- 10:00 p.m.
Come and meet the
sisters of Tri-Sigma
but instead creates an evil, bitter
god.
Stephen King's "The
Lawnmower Man" definitely
caters to the science-fiction
crowd. I'm certain that they will
get more enjoyment out of it
than anyone else, but each
individual that sees it will have
to ask themselves if in the
picture, science did not go too
far.
The thing that bothered me the
most about this film is that
Stephen King's name was
plugged in the title. I'm sure
that this was done to fill more
scats in the theaters. The
screenplay was written by Brett
Leonard and Granel Everett, and
as far as I could tell from the
credits, King was not invol/cd.
By adding King's name t< the
title, it almost sets the film up for
criticism. Compared to the
majority of King's other IMms,
this one fails miserably. 1 iken
as a work by Leonard and
Everett it is an interesting ittle
science-fiction picture.
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs March 12
Register lor Yearbook
pictures
UAB movie "The Last Boy
Scout" (Chapel)
8pm
Sun March 15
UAB movie "The Last Boy
Scout" (Chapel)
8pm
Clarion International
Association-Culture
Night (Chapel) 6pm
Fri March 13
* Registei lor Yearbook
pictures
' Bedrock Cafe presents
"88 AD. with Jacy &
Patrick Buzzard" on
Acoustic Guitars
(Harvey Hall) 7:30pm
' Delta Chi Leadership
Conference (Still)
* NSSLHA Seminar
(Chapel) 8am - <Jpm
Sat March 14
' Delta Chi Leadership
Conference (Still)
* C A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
16
Mon March
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Koinonia Seminar "Issues
of the 90's"
(Chapel) 8pm
Wed March 18
Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
UAB presents "Bob Garner
Magician"
(Chapel) 8pm
Thur March 19
' Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Baseball vs. LaRoche
College 1pm
' Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournament at Iowa
* UAB presents Lynda
Hirsch "A Look at the
Soaps" (Chapel)
8 15pm
* WCCB "Spinal Tap Parly"
Tues. March 17
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Excerpts from "Gilbert &
Sullivan" musical
(Auditorium) 8pm
' UAB movie "It Came From
Outer Space"
(Chapel) 8pm
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What was your most
enjoyable memory of
spring break?
Fri March 20
' Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Class Withdrawals end
4pm
* Planetarium Show 7pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Sarah Cunningham
Mike Miller
Senior, Communication
"Over 270 lbs of impact, Slimmy, 1992
Bellyflop Champ."
Steve Harriger
Freshman, Comp. Sci.
"Days off work. Party!"
Susan Altman
Sophomore, Accounting
"Being back at homewith my friends."
Traci Soules
Junior, Biology
"Rolling down the hillside in my car on
the way to Florida"
J-* Kvak
Senior, ( ommunication
"Hangin out with all of my buddies at the
I each."
Jonathan Lancaster
Junior, Unknown
"Brother Spud's wacky snow shoes that
he borrowed from mom."
— a »
Dan Douglass
Senior, Communication
"Getting in touch with my f minine side."
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»
The Lighter Side
The weather nightmare
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Usually after spring break
college sti'dents' motivations
melt with the snow as "spring
fever" hits. But after the recent
blizzard that has made Clarion
look like a site for Alka-Seltzer
Cold Plus commercials, the
whole concept of spring seems
unlikely, if not impossible.
When the whole week of
spring break averaged 70
degrees, I became hopeful that
warmth was just around the
corner. Students came back
from Florida and other sunny
spots tanned to a golden brown,
looking like they should be
attending college at UCLA
rather than Clarion. Everyone
was decked out in spring
fashions, sporting sunglasses and
shorts. Less than 72 hours later,
we are trapped in a snowy
rotunda. It is a weather
nightmare.
Instead of riding in the car with
the windows down and the radio
cranked up enjoying rays of the
sun, students are having to blast
the heat at full force and hide
themselves underneath eskimo
coats. Forget about the suntan
lotion you faithfully carried with
you to the beach over vacation.
It's time to break out the ear
muffs.
I am really not a winter-hater
and I know that the warm
weather will eventually return,
but it is a rude awakening to be
thrust back into the harsh reality
of the cold season right when it
looked like we could stop firing
up the old electric blankets every
night. Variety in life is nice. .
.but in weather?
I guess that since Clarion has
traditionally had odd weather
that I shouldn't be shocked that
one day people are wearing
mini-skirts and reserving outdoor
tennis courts to play and the next
day are shoving on their massive
boots to trudge through the mess
outside.
And it does seem to affect
people. When I came back from
spring break I was amazed to
find that even though people
were bulldozed with major
amounts of work, because it was
sunny and warm out they quite
frankly couldn't care less. I went
into take a mid-term that first
day that we were back expecting
to find people ready to throttle
the professor for giving us a test
when we hadn't even mentally
accepted that we were back at
Clarion yet. Instead I saw that
people chose their answers to the
test the way they probably chose
the best spot on the beach:
smiling.
Now that snow has dominated
our lives, it's a whole different
story. Not only do people not
look happy, most of them look
like they're struggling to breathe
against the force of those 90 mile
an hour winds.
Sporadic weather does have a
major downside. But maybe by
next week sometime we will be
experiencing the same balmy
temperatures that came with
spring break. In my dreams at
least, those early days of spring
are not far off. The way the
weather's been these past few
years you and your friends could
be having barbecues before
March is over. Western
Pennsylvania, truly the weather
state.
East Asian Night planned
by Nikki He iron
Features Writer
The Clarion University Office
of International Programs will
host "East Asian Night" which
will represent eight nations. The
program will be held March 14
at 7 p.m. in Hart Chapel.
Japan's Yuri Yanase and
China's Zhenru Pan will
coordinate the program
involving participants from the
People's Republic of China,
Japan, Korea, Philippines,
Thailand, Malaysia, Taiwan and
Hong Kong.
Scheduled activities for the
evening include a fashion show,
a Chinese calligraphy
1993 Seniors:
Sign up for senior pictures
March 9-13 at room 15 Harvey Hall.
Pictures taken
March 16-19 with a $3.00 sitting fee.
If you want a yearbook
sent to you, $6.00 fee.
demonstration and several
dances. These include a Korean
mask dance, a Chinese folk
dance with instrumentation, a
traditional Japanese festival
dance and a Philippine dance
accompanied by piano.
The Oriental food to be served
m includes noodles^eggrolls, rice
and sushi. Donations will be
-accepted to offset the cost of
food preparation.
The final international night
for 1991-92 will be Southeast
Asian Night on March 27.
International students are also
available to present programs to
school groups, civic
organizations or churches.
Friendship families are aiso
needed to serve as occasional
hosts for international students.
Further information on any of
these programs' may be obtained
by contacting the Office of
International Programs in 212
Founder's Hall.
UAB photo
Entertainer Bob Garner combines both magic and comedy
into one performance. His unique style involves the
audience. He says, "When someone in my audience tells
me they have not laughed like that in a long time, looks me
in the eye and says thank you, I know I did my job." Garner
will be performing Wednesday, March 18 in Hart Chapel at
8 p.m.
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Purchase a 50 cent ticket for the chance to be
the president for a day. Dr. Diane Reinhard
will attend the winning student's classes and
meetings while the winner gets to experience
one of Dr. Reinhard's typical days.
Tickets on sale March 13, 17 and 19
CarIson--9 a.m. to noon
Chandler (Harvey side)-noon to 2
p.m.
Tickets may also be purchased from any
Student Alumni Ambassadors Spirit (S A AS)
member or at the Alumni House.
Sponsored by SAAS
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Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Student band "Tempest Fugit" won first place at the "Battle of the Bands" held February
27 in Marwick Boyd Auditorium at 8 p.m.
M.M.A. visits New York
On February 24 the Music
Marketing Association (M.M.A.)
of Clarion University visited
New York City for a day of
artistic activity.
After a driving tour from upper
to lower Manhattan, they visited
G. Schirmer, Inc. on Park Ave.
for a presentation there on the
music publishing business.
M.M.A. members then had the
opportunity to get the inside
track on the video-recording
aspect of the advertising
business with a tour/presentation
at Video-Mix in Greenwich
Village. They saw how
commercials for television are
recorded and how a multi-track
studio operates.
The M.M.A. is comprised of
students from the music
department and the university-at-
large who are interested in
learning about the business of
music. Funding for activities,
such as this day in New York,
are provided by C.S.A. and
supplemented by fund-raising
drives. Dr. Lisa Johnson of the
music department is the advisor
to the program and people
interested in finding out more
about le organization are
invited t speak with her.
Atten ling the New York trip
were f culty members Dr.
Johnsor. and Dr. Paula Amrod.
The stu( snt members are Anne
Dorfi, C rrie Fyda, Rob Heichel,
Sharon Illig, Cindy Johnson,
Sasha 1 azich, Laura Luciani
(president), Rob Massung,
Carolyi Matt, Brian Maun,
Jeremy Ostergard, Curtis
Rumbaugh and Janie Spangler.
-courtesy of Music Department
/
First student play performed
byAmyGerkin
Assistant Features Editor
The first play written by
student D.J. Sylvis, "No
Exceptions," will be performed
March 21 at 8 p.m. in Hart
Chapel.
Sylvis, a junior humanities
major is also directing and
producing the play. "No
Exceptions" is a social tragedy.
According to Sylvis, "My play is
a documentary for the
degradation of society as
reflected in the life of the central
character, a ticket taker at i
pornographic theatre."
"No Exceptions" is i
completely independeni
production staged entirely by
CUP students. The play is
intended for an adult audience
so no children will be admitted.
There is no admission charge,
but donations will be accepted to
cover the production costs.
"Every young writer starts with
something startling or explicit,"
said Sylvis. "I wouldn't do (the
play) if there wasn't an important
message in it. My main theme is
the fact that society is sliding
downward and rejecting
anything that raises it from it."
C.A.B.'s will be held this
Saturday, March 14 from
10 p.m. to 1 a.m.
There will be a 50 cent
charge and I.D.S will be
checked. One guest per
I.D. please.
Student Senate
sponsors Legislative
Awareness Day
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
Because Clarion University is
a state-owned institution, the
decisions of the legislators
determine how this university is
shaped and run. Student Senate
will sponsor Legislative
Awareness Day on Friday, March
13, from 8 a.m. until 12:30 p.m.
This event will entail
discussing key political issues
with students, faculty,
administration and various
political figures, including
legislators and community
politicians.
The informative day will begin
with a guest continental
breakfast at James D. Moore
Hall. The legislators and local
politicans will then have the
opportunity to observe a
classroom lecture. Following the
lecture, the guests will have a
tour of the campus, focusing on
the university's lack of
classrooms, equipment and
faculty.
Students will then have the
opportunity to voice their
opinions regarding the
governor's budget, allocation of
funds for the university building
maintenance, inadequate
technology and the increase of
classroom size, among various
other legislative topics.
"Legislative Awareness Day is
a great opportunity for students
to familiarize themselves with
current political issues. This will
in turn, enable them to make
better informed choices when
voting," said student senate
president Brian L. Hoover.
All students are encouraged to
stop by Carlson and chat with
the legislators and register to
vote in the general primary
election at the same time.
Students have this opportunity to
voice their concerns about the
future of Clarion University.
Did you have your cholesterol checked at last year's
Wellness Fair? Come find out how to lower your own
cholesterol.
Tips on Fats and Cholesterol in Your Diet
Ruth Ann Mears-Extension Agent
Penn State Cooperative Extension
Tuesday, March 17
4 p.m.
Carter Auditorium
There will be cholesterol screenings at the Wellness
Fair this year on Wednesday, April 8 from noon to 6
p.m.
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Sunglasses... Swimwear
...Lingerie. .Novelties
...Jewelry.. .Condoms
...Sportswear... Dresses
...Watches
MAKE US YOUR CONNECTION FOR FUN!
Also Cessna's Unique Clarion - Cranberry Malls.
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involved in a major armed conflict during
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Page 16 - The Clarion Call - 3-12-92
Women's history becomes
nationally recognized, celebrated
by Laura Stufft
Features Writer
For many years much of
history has overlooked women
and has mostly focused on
political, military and economic
leaders and events. Today, by
including women in the focus of
history, we have broadened not
only the education of young
people but have provided all
people with new role models and
inspiration.
In 1977, women's history was
practically unknown to students.
The Education Task Force of the
Sonoma County Commission on
the Siatus of Women stepped in
and a loptcd a Women's History
Week for the county schools
durin«; 'he week of March 8. In
a few years, Women's History
Week was a big project and
celebration for the entire Santa
Rosa community.
In 1979 Molly MacGregor,
Director of the Sonoma County
CSW, spoke at the Women's
History Institute at Sarah
Lawrence College, encouraging
the women to participate in
Women's History Week. Her
effort was so successful that in
1981 Senator Orrin Hatch and
co-sponsored the first Joint
Congressional Resolution for
National Women's History
Week.
As National Women's History
Week spread throughout the
nation, the key theme for the
celebration became equity goals
in education. States such as
Maryland, Pennsylvania, New
York, Oregon and Alaska
provided programs and materials
within their educational
curriculum. Communities,
governors, city councils, school
boards and Congress supported
the National Women's History
Week.
Representative Barbara Mikulski
FASCINATING FOOD FACTS: Originally seen as wholesome alternatives to
candy bars, today's granola bars usually contain a small amount of oats or wheat *
afloat in caramel, chocolate, marshmallow, saturated oils and sweetners.
A typical small ladle at a salad bar holds about two tablespoons of dressing, so two
ladlefuls of Italian, French or Blue Cheese contain about 300 calories, almost all of
them derived from fat. In comparison, hct fudge has slightly fewer calories and far
less fat.
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Join us for this LENTEN RETREAT WEEKEND -- March 27-29
at the Villa Conference Center in Erie.
We will leave Clarion on Friday afternoon at 4:30 and
return Sunday by 3:00 p.m.
A group of students from Edinboro will be joining us.
Cost for the weekend: $25 - partial scholarship available.
♦PASSAGE TO THE PASCHAL FEAST*
An ecumenical Bible study for Lent
Meets tonight and every Thursday night thru April 9 from 7:00-8:00 p.m.
United Campus Ministry Office - 24 Becht
BEAT THOSE MID-SEMESTER BLAHS!
Join the Newman Association meetings every Wednesday at 7:30 p.m.
Next week (3/ 18) Open Forum
Exploring a variety of topics of Interest to Y-O-U.
Meet at Ralston's Rec Room
Lenten weekly Liturgies
Join us for Mass this wek
at Immaculate Conception Church:
Monday - Friday
7:15 a.m. and 5:15 p.m.
Events to Remember:
Stations of the Cross - Every Friday at 7:00
p.m. - I.C. Church
Sunday. April 5 - Lenten Penance Service
7:00 p.m. - I.C. Church
Palm Sunday - April 12
Paschal (Easter) Triduum - April 16-19
Baccalaureate Mass - May 3
In 1987, through various
requests from school districts,
museums and ,the national
celebration was expanded to
incorporate the whole month of
March instead of just one week.
Since then, the programs and
activities of the month have
become more extensive. Many
places have introduced a
"Women's Hall of F; me."
Today National Woiien's
History Month is integrate:! into
the school curriculum.
This year's National Women's
History Month is oeing
celebrated with the theme,
"Women's History: A
Patchwork of Many Lives."
The Clarion Call - 3-12-92 ■ Page 17
Women's History Trivia
Q: The Distinguished Flying Cross is only awarded to
America's most outstanding aviators. Who was the
first woman to receive this honor?
A: Amelia Earhart-who was also the first person to
chance flying solo from Hawaii to the mainland U.S.,
the first to fly across the Atlantic more than once and
the first woman to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean.
Q: Which Congresswoman now serving in the U.S.
House of Representatives was also the first Japanese-
American woman lawyer in her state?
A: During the 1950% Patsy Mink became Hawaii's first
Japanese-American woman lawyer, but no legal firm in
the state would hire her-or any other women. She
became the first Asian-American woman elected to
Congress in 1964.
Q: You know her poem, "The Great Colossus." It's
inscribed on the base of the Statue of Liberty. Can you
name the poet?
A: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
yearning to breathe free. . . "was written by Emma
Lazarus as a fundraiser for the Statue which has been
presented to the U.S. by France.
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CUP grapplers finish third at EWL's
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Clarion wrestling squad
qualified five of their grapplers,
while placing third at this year's
Eastern Wrestling League
Tournament held in Pittsburgh.
Qualifying for the NCAA
Division I tourney in Oklahoma
City next week, were 118-
pounder Erik Burnett, 134-
pounder Steve Krouse, John
Dasta at 142, Scott Henry at 158
and heavyweight Kurt Angle.
Angle become only the second
wrestler to win four EWL titles
and the first to win all four in the
same weight class. Bloomsburg's
Don Reese won four from 1979-
82.
In the team standings, Penn
State which moves to the Big
Ten next year, won its final EWL
crown, finishing with 165.5
points. Lock Haven was second
with 101.25 points, and CUP
finished in third place with 89.5
points. The Golden Eagles were
followed by West Virginia, Pitt,
Bloomsburg, Cleveland State
and Edinboro.
Individually, the top four
wrestlers in each weight class
qualify for the national
tournament.
Senior Erik Burnett finished
third in the 118-pound weight
class by notching a 2-1 record.
"Bernie" received a first round
bye, then lost to Bloomsburg's
Tim Casey, 10-0. He then
defeated Mike Elsass of
Cleveland State, 4-3, and pinned
Lock Haven's Brian Slates in 49
seconds. Burnett (20-2-2) will be
making his third trip to nationals,
and is currently ranked fourth in
the nation at 118 pounds.
Steve Krouse, CUP's 134-
pounder, also finished third by
posting a 3-1 record. Krouse
opened with a 10-2 major
decision over Pitt's J.J. Fasnacht,
but then fell to Dan Carcelli of
Cleveland State by a score of 10-
4. He then notched his final two
victories of the tourney by
beating Lock Haven's Danny
Smith, 8-2, and Bloomsburg's
Brad Rozanski, 6-5. Steve has a
17-8-1 record this season, and
will be wrestling in Oklahoma
City for the first time.
John Dasta just missed
claiming his second EWL title
when he lost in the finals to Lock
Haven's Shannyn Gillespie by a
score of 8-7. Dasta (184-1) was
leading in the match, 7-6, when
Gillespie scored the winning
takedown with seven seconds
remaining. The 142 pound, CUP
junior had beat Steve Lilly of
Bloomsburg, 12-2, and Penn
State's John Hughes, 5-4, to get
to the title match. This will be
Dasta 's third trip to nationals.
Senior Scott Henry earned his
second trip to Oklahoma City by
placing third in the 158 pound
weight class. Henry dropped his
opening match with Lock
Haven's Kemal Pegram, 7-5, but
ended up beating Pegram, 3-2, in
the third place final. In between
the Pegram matches, Scott
notched up victories against
Bloomsburg's Cory Anderson, 7-
3, and WVU's Doug Taylor, 14-
5, to raise his record to 18-5-1 on
the season.
Heavyweight Kurt Angle
pinned his first opponent, Aaron
Pavlechko of Bloomsburg, at the
3:49 mark of their match. Kurt
then scored a 12-5 decision over
Penn State's Greg Troxell, to set
up his match in the finals with
highly ranked Perry Miller of
Pitt. Angle's 3-2 decision over
Miller raised his record to 21-0
on the season, and also helped
him set a new EWL Tournament
record with 74.25 career tourney
points. Angle is currently ranked
#1 in the country, and will likely
be the #1 seed in Oklahoma City.
He was the 1990 heavyweight
champ and the runner-up last
year.
Junior J.J. Stanbro also
wrestled well for Clarion by
posting a 2-3 record in the
tournament* Stanbro (167) was
named as the first alternate wild
card selection, and will go to
nationals if any of the EWL's
qualifiers cannot-attend the
national tournament. Stanoro's
victories were against WVU's
Dave Onorato, 3-1, and Brian
Willoughby of Bloomsburg, who
he pinned at 1:05 of their bout.
In the fourth place challenge
Stanbro dropped a heart-
breaking 7-6 decision to Lock
Haven's Ron Coffel. .
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Heavyweight Kurt Angle became only the second man in EWL history to win four titles.
CUP sophomore, Rob
Sintobin placed fifth at 190 with
a record of 2-2. Both of
Sintobin's victories were pins.
The first was against Dennis
Marconi of Cleveland State, and
the second was against
Edinboro's Jason Loukides.
Clarion's 126-pounder Luke
Shocklee placed fifth in his first
EWL appearance. Shocklee was
2-3 and both of his victories
were against Cleveland State's
Jim Van Cucha by scores of 6-3
and 6-4. In his bid for a fourth
place finish, Shocklee dropped a
4-2 decision to WVU's Steve
Millward. Shocklee finished the
season with a 12-9-1 mark.
Justin Kuzemka (177) and Paul
Antonio (150) were unable to
pick up victories for the Golden
Eagles as both suffered tough
losses to strong competition.
Coach Bubb, making his final
EWL coaching appearance, felt
that his team gave a "strong
performance" in the tourney,
although they "came up a little
short, and didn't get the breaks
they needed to have a great
tournament."
Bubb will now try to get his
qualifying wrestlers ready for the
Division I tournament at the
Myriad Convention Center in
Oklahoma City. The tourney will
run March 19-21, and the
pairings will not be available
until just before match time.
1992 Wrestling
Cheering Contest
Results
1. Sigma Tau Gamma
2. Alpha Sigma Tau
3. Delta Phi Epsilon
4. CUP Cheerleaders
5. Fourth Floor Nair
6. Delta Zeta
7. Theta Phi Alpha
8. Tri-Sigma
9. Zeta Tau Alpha
lO.PhiSigs
The Golden Eagle grapplers would also like to
thank President Reinhard, Ms. Sue McMillen,
Dr. Tom Leavy, Dr. Lynn Smith and Dr. Sue
Traynor forjudging the cheering contest.
Congratulations & see
you next year
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Golden Eagle women place third
at PS AC % ready for nationals
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
Look who's been invited to the
dance! It comes as no surprise.
Last year, the Clarion
University women's hoop team
stunned an undefeated
Bloomsburg squad in the PS AC
semifinals. The Lady Eagles
continued their late-season surge
by defeating Lock Haven to
capture their first ever PSAC
championship. This earned them
an automatic bid to the NCAA
Division II East Regionals. The
"Cinderella squad" tiptoed all
the way to the NCAA's "Elite 8."
This season it was apparent
that the Golden Eagles would
sneak up on no one. Clarion was
the team to beat from the start.
They adjusted nicely by trading
in their glass slippers for
machine guns.
The Golden Eagles failed to
capture their second consecutive
PSAC crown and the automatic
bid to advance to the East
Regionals last weekend. But
their 24-3 overall record and
impressive credentials still
earned them an invitation to
dance. They'll be dancing with
the top 32 teams in the NCAA's
Division II.
Clarion hosted the 14th Annual
PSAC "Women's Basketball
Championships at the Waldo S.
Tippin Gymnasium, last
weekend. Clarion was hoping
to, again, decide their own fate
by receiving an automatic bid to
the NCAA Division II
tournament, but ran into a
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Team captains (left to right) Shelly Respecki, Leatha Dudeck and Jeannine Tyler and team
captains for Bloomsburg (right) accept their award for winning the PSAC-West and PSAC-
East, respectively.
determined Bloomsburg squad
with revenge in their eyes. The
Huskies proceeded to avenge last
year's loss to the Golden Eagles
by defeating them 79-75 in the
PSAC semifinals. Edinboro
University defeated the PSAC
East regular season champions
of West Chester University in the
other semifinal mptch up, 89-76.
The PSAC East's second seed
(Bloomsburg) would now meet
the PSAC West's second seed
(Edinboro) for the PSAC title.
Bloomsburg capped off a terrific
weekend by thrashing the
powerful Lady Scots of
Edinboro, 70-40. The
Bloomsburg Huskies left Tippin
with the automatic bid to the
NCAA's Division II version of
"March Madness."
Despite bowing out of the
PSAC's, Clarion received an
invitation to the NCAA's. Most
likely because of a 95.3 points
per game average, 361 three
pointers (tops in Division II),
and a Division II ranking of 11th
in the nation (just to name a few
credentials).
Edinboro University, who also
earned a berth to advance via
invitation, will be Clarion's first
opponent. The NCAA Division
II Eastern Regionals will be held
at the University of Pitt-
Johnstown. Edinboro and
Clarion will clash for the third
time this year on Friday night at
6 p.m. This time for all the
marbles! The winner will
advance to the Eastern Regional
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1991-92 PSAC-West First and Second Teams
First Team Men
Kenny Toomer, California; Chris Williams, California; Adam Cheek,
Edinboro; Paul Newman, IUP; Matt Markle, Shippensburg; Kwame
Morton, Clarion.
Second Team Men
Shon Crosby, Lock Haven; James Kirkland, California; Troy Miller,
Slippery Rock; Aaron Brown, Edinboro; Price Williams, Edinboro.
Player of the Year -- Kenny Toomer, California
Coach of the Year -- Jim Boone, California
Rookie of the Year -- Brian Rehm, Shippensburg
First Team Women
Tammy Walker-Strode, Edinboro; Shelly Respecki, Clarion; Cathy
Torchia, IUP; Kristy O'Hara, Shippensburg; Jeannine Jean Pierre,
Edinboro; Amy Neuhouser, Slippery Rock.
Second Team Women
Judy Guess, Slippery Rock; Shannon Coakley, Cla ion; Leatha
Dudeck, Clarion; Conine Vanderwal, California; L..ah Simmons,
IUP; Holly Kozlowski, Lock Haven; Desiree Alexai der, Edinboro.
Player of the Year -- Tammy Walker-Strode, Edinbo o
Coach of the Year -- Gie Parsons, Clarion
Rookie of the Year -- Carlita Jones, Clarion
championship game on Saturday
against the winner of Pace
University (NY) and host Pilt-
Johnstown. These two play
Friday night at 8 p.m.
"This is an opportunity for a
second chance," said Clarion
coach Margaret "Gie" Parsons,
whose team fell to Bloomsburg,
79-75, in the PSAC semifinals.
"One thing is for sure, we know
about Edinboro and Edinboro
knows about us."
The Golden Eagles have split a
pair of contests with the Lady
Scots this season - an 88-80 win
on January 22 at Edinboro and a
113-100 loss at home on
February 12. Parsons pointed
out that neither Clarion nor
Edinboro played up to its
potential in the PSAC's. If both
show up to play, it should be a
classic battle.
In order to win the battle
against the Lady Scots, Clarion
will depend heavily on tri-fector
specialist Amy Coon and on
PSAC-West second team
selection Shannon Coakley.
Coon averages 13.2 points per
game and leads the team with 87
three pointers. Coakley scores a
team high 15.1 points a contest,
pulls down 6.5 boards a game
and is right behind Coon, with
80 treys.
Another PSAC-West second
team pick, Leatha Dudeck, will
be counted on to add her
versatility. She averages 12.3
points, 8.7 rebounds and 3.1
steals a game.
Senior point guard, Shelly
Respecki, was named to the
PSAC-West first team for the
second consecutive year. She
has dished out 8.3 assists per
game.
PSAC-West "Freshman of the
year," Carlita Jones, averages 8.8
bounds, 10.9 points and 2.2
block shots a contest from the
center position. Senior forward
Jeannine Tyler has chipped in
11.3 ppg and 6.2 rpg.
PSAC-West "Coach of the
Year" honors went to "Gie"
Parsons, who will be responsible
orchestrating Clarion's post
season effort.
The post season effort starts
with their PSAC-West rivals
from Edinboro on Friday at
Johnstown. The winner will be
playing the winner of the Pace
College, UPJ game on Saturday.
The Clarion Call - 3-12-92 - Page 19
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HELP WANTED (SUMMER
6/22 to 8/22): The Association for
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needs MALE and FEMALE
students to work at its summer
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disabled children and adults. PAID
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WSI's, office staff. Write CAMP
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Over 8,000 openings. No
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working in a residential camp for
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disabilities. Positions are available
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students are encouraged to apply-
especially those who are majoring
or considering allied health fields.
Season dates: June 2 to August 21.
Good salary, Room& Board, and
some travd allowance. Will be on
campus March 20 for Interviews.
Sign up in Career Services, Call
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NANNIES NEEDED. Live-in
child care positions available now
on the East Coast. Earn $175 -
250/week plus benefits & free
room/board. Call The Perfect
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Seeking Gymnastics & Aerobics
Instructors for local program.
Experience .preferred. Call 797-
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Rentals
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New Apartments, furnished;
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College Park Apartments has 2
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Nice Houses and Apartments
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at 226-8617.
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Mobile Homes available for
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Call 226-8900 between 9-5.
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Summer Rentals - 2-4 students
$175 plus 226-9279.
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females. Call evenings 226-6867.
Personals
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yearbook editors. Pick up
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ASA - waited a long time for this!
We had a blast! Lets mix again
soon. Love, the brothers of Theta
Xi.
To the Killer Bees, couldn't ask
for a better class. You're doing
great! Brothers of Theta Xi.
Sheila (MERCEDES) - Congrats
on getting ten out of ten in Panama
City! We knew you could do it.
Your case is waiting for you! Love
- Snack, Brooke, and Hellfire!!!
The Brothers of Delta Chi would
like to welcome everyone back
from spring break. Daytona was a
blast!
Congratulations to Gina DeBacco
on becoming Theta Xi Sweetheart.
Love the sisters of Delta Zeta
Shmigma says, Daytona was great,
Thanks everyone for a good time.
To the Phi Sigs, especially Mike
and Hoss, thanks for making
spring break so memorable. Love,
Mon
To the Brothers of Delta Chi -
Thanks for the awesome trip
around the world. We love to
travel with you! Sorry it's late!
Love, Delta Zeta
Happy Birthday, Theta Phi March
babies, Nanci Rzepcynski turned
21 on the 5th, Tara Sheesley was
21 on the 7th, and Lori Imblum
will be 21 on the 25th. We love
you! Your Theta Phi Alpha Sisters
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Tara Sheesley, Happy 21st
birthday!!! You have been a great
president! We hope the next one
follows in your footsteps and does
an excellent job too. We love you!
Your sister of Theta Phi Alpha
To the Brothers of Theta Xi:
Thanks for choosing me as your
new sweetheart. I love younz,
you're the best.
Gina
Matt, Happy 21st Birthday!! Now
and forever, Love, Tracey.
Theta Xi: We gathered together to
say our "I do's", with vows like
those how could we lose? Thanks
for the great wedding mixer! Love
ASA
Kelly, Bobbi, Bridget, and Karen,
Thanks for making break so great!
The memories will last forever. I
can't wait until our roadtrip. Love,
Amy
To the pledges of Delta Zeta: Hang
in there girls - you're almost
halfway there! Love your future
Delta Zeta Sisters
Vladimir,
I hope you figure out your life
soon! You really need to cheer up!
Love, Me
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Baseball squad looks to be contenders in 1992
The 1992 Clarion University
baseball team, led by fourth year
head coach Rich Herman,
traveled to Davenport, Florida
last weekend to begin a seven-
game southern trip that prepared
the Golden Eagles to be a PSAC-
Western Division challenger in
1992.
'The team and coaching staff
always look forward to the
Florida trip to get a lot of work
accomplished," said Coach
Herman.
Clarion finished the 1991
season with an overall record of
16-24-1 and a 6-14 slate in the
PSAC-West. The last two
seasons have been rebuilding
years, but the 1992 squad has a
good blend of veterans and first
year players. The '92 squad
remains relatively young with
three seniors, eight juniors, nine
sophomores and eight freshmen
making up the roster.
Expectations for 1992? "We're
definitely a much improved
team," said the Clarion head
coach. "I think our sta ting nine
can match up with any >ne in the
conference. We'll play an
exciting brand of bas< ball. Our
strengths as a team are in our
defensive play and our team
speed. The keys to our season
will be the overall development
of our pitching staff, improving
our team depth and run
production. If we can stay
healthy throughout the season,
we should have an improved
year. Our goal is to finish in the
top two in the PSAC-West and
qualify for the PSAC
championship in May."
Around the infield, junior Brett
Houy, frosh Micah Workinger
and Ken Barnett lead the way at
first base. Talented sophomore
John Quahliero will start at
second base and receive backup
help from freshman Jon Logan.
Sophomore Dave Skovera will
start at shortstop, while juniors
Andy Workinger and Sam Kirk
will play the hot comer.
At first, Houy, a 1992 captain,
is a returning starter who will
also alternate as the designated
hitter. In 1991 Houy was a
second team East Region
selection after leading the squad
with a .430 batting average. He
was 37 for 86 with two
homeruns and 17 RBI's. Micah
Workinger, who has an explosive
bat and a strong arm, was
YCIAA "Player of the Year"
with a .445 average last year,
while Barnett hit .355 with 19
ribbies at WPIAL champion
North Allegheny last year.
At second, Quahliero
transferred to Clarion from
Youngstown State. The slick-
fielding second baseman will
help make the team strong up the
middle. Frosh Logan possesses
good quickness and is a switch
hitter. His defensive
improvement will be a key for
the Golden Eagle infield this
year.
Skovera, a starter his freshman
year in 1990, sat out last year
with a knee injury but seems
fully recovered. He batted .349
(15 for 43) as a freshman, but his
defensive skills could make him
an all-conference shortstop.
Andy Workinger, a team
captain, returns to start at third
base. Last season, "Drew" batted
.291 (25 for 86) with 17 RBI's,
but his emergence as a leader
and a strong defensive player are
expected to continue in 1992.
Kirk is expected to provide
strong depth at third.
The Clarion starting outfield
could be the best trio in the
PSAC-West. Considered the
strongest area on the team, junior
John Shedd will start in left,
senior captain Bill Garroway has
the ccntcrficld spot, while
sophomore Marc Keller will start
in right. Their backups arc also
talented with sophomore Jesse
Grieb, junior Brian Popovich and
sophomore Jim Spade.
Shedd, a two-year starter, is an
outstanding defensive player. In
1991, Shedd picked up his
hitting attack and batted .304 (31
for 102) plus was 13 of 15 in
stolen base attempts and led the
team in runs scored with 25.
Garroway is back in his familiar
centerfield position. Also a
strong defensive player, "Havo"
batted .303 (33 for 109) and has
a career average of .312. Keller,
a starter as a freshman, batted
.323 (32 for 99), was 11 of 12 in
stolen bases and drove in 21
runs.
Behind the dish, Clarion's
catching contingent is led by
returning starter Scott Rhoades,
along with freshmen Marc
Grommes and Jason Hindman.
Rhoades, a two-year starter
and three-year letter winner,
possesses excellent defensive
skills, a strong arms and cal s an
excellent game. Gromrm s, a
promising freshman who 1 as a
strong arm and can hit with
power, will sec plenty of phiying
time. Hindman also can hit for
power and is making rapid
improvements behind the dish.
The pitching staff, which has
good potential, will be led by
senior Brad Frazier.
Frazier had an outstanding
1991 by posting a 4-4 overall
record. Brad tossed 51.1 innings,
yielded 50 hits, struckout 60,
walked 28 and had a seven
inning ERA of 1.91.
Also expected to pitch
regularly in the starting rotation
are juniors Brian Wojtalik, Brett
Houy and Mark Spohn.
"Everyone is pointing toward
Slippery Rock, then Edinboro
and Cal in the pre-season," said
Coach Herman. "The PSAC-
West is §o well-balanced though,
that anything can happen. The
key to being successful in this
league is winning games on the
road."
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
Clarion Softball team looks forward to this season
The Clarion University softball
team, under second-year head
coach Diana Schwartz, began its
season with a trip to the Cocoa
Expo in Florida for the second
consecutive year.
The team is coming off an 8-24
season, 3-9 in the PSAC West.
The season, however, was not
without its bright spots and
benefits. The team won three out
of its last four conference battles,
sweeping Slippery Rock and
splitting a doubleheader with
Lock Haven. It saw the
emergence of a new attitude for a
team that was looking for some
sort of consistency in the
program. "The win over Lock
Haven last year was a big one for
us," said Schwartz. "They were
in contention for a playoff spot
in the PSAC's, and the win had a
good effect on our confidence
level. "
Schwartz elaborated on some
of the expectations for this year.
"The team came up with their
own goals for this season. One is
to have a team batting average of
.310. We also want to average
less than three errors a game."
The team will be led by senior
tri-captains Mary Jo Goyak, Jane
Hogue and Laurie Neidig. Goyak
led the team in steals in 1991
with 17. Neidig led the team last
year with four doubles and three
triples. Hogue contributed last
year with some strong glove
work.
"Laurie is a strong leader who
brings valuable experience to our
infield," said Schwartz. "Jane
brings consistency to our team in
every area, and she'll be
directing our defense while it is
on the field. Mary Jo's blazing
speed makes her one of our most
explosive offensive threats."
Veterans Karen Musante and
Tracy Speerhas will be joined in
the infield by newcomer Amy
Olshenske. Speerhas will be
playing first base with Musante
at second and Olshenske at short.
Speerhas led the team with a
.275 batting average last year
while Musante saw plenty of
playing time down the stretch.
Giving the infield depth will be
junior third baseman Kami
Rickert and first-year player,
junior Jeneen Flickinger. Rickert
is coming back to the squad after
suffering a broken leg before the
beginning of last season, an
injury that kept her sidelined.
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in the outfield, which will be
comprised of all new faces
except for her. Freshmen Melissa
Yanek and Sarah Pitney will be
two of these new faces. "Both
Melissa and Sarah come from
strong softball backgrounds,"
said Schwartz, "and they are
such strong athletes that I want
to keep them on the field.
Melissa is extremely quick, and
Sarah has a great arm." It is
expected that Yanek will be
playing left field and Pitney
right
Adding depth to the outfield
situation are Lori Hill, Wendy
Maxin, Samantha Peterson,
Heidi Jo Reddecliff and Jody
Rhoades.
Junior Janine Hayward and
freshman Melissa Shrawder -
pace a two-person pitching staff.
'This is a very young team, and
we have set some very high
goals for ourselves this year,"
Schwartz said. "We're trying to
establish a strong program here,
and I expect for us to continue
building upon what we
accomplished last year."
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
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Volume 73, Issue 20 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania March 19, 1992
News Clips
- National-
TAIPEI, Taiwan (AP) - The governing Nationalist
Party on Monday shelved a controversial plan to allow
Taiwan's first direct popular elections for the presidency.
Delegates to a three-day party congress that ended
Monday instead approved a platform on democratic
reforms to be presented to the National Assembly when it
meets March 20 to rewrite the Constitution.
The decision to put aside the plan on direct presidential
elections represented a compromise between reformers,
including President Lee Teng-hui, chairman of the
Nationalist Party, and conservatives who want to keep
power out of the hands of the predominantly Taiwanese
population.
- State -
STATE COLLEGE, Pa. (AP) - Congressman Bill
Clinger opened his bid for re-election Monday by stating
that while he may have bounced a check or two in his
private life, he never did it penalty-free at the House bank,
dinger's statement about his personal finances came
early in his re-election announcement. Many of his
Congressional colleagues are offering excuses or
explanations for overdrafts at the informal House of
Representatives bank.
"I have bounced a check or two at other banks in my
life. They were mistakes," Clinger said. "I would have
paid a fine for having done so, unlike my colleagues."
- In This Issue -
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News
-Dormitory renovations
Pg.5
-V.P. search discontinued
Pg.5
Features
-River City Brass Band
Pg.9
-Wild Boyz: "Unleashed"
Pg.10
Sports
- Swimmers at Nationals
Pg.15
-A.L. previews
Pgs. 17, 18
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday- Mostly cloudy, cold. High 26
Saturday-Cloudy, snow showers. High 27
Sunday -Partly sunny, still cold. High 23
Monday-Partly sunny, a bit warmer. High 30
Tuesday-Mostly cloudy, rainy. High 34
Wednesday-Sunny, temps rising. High 41
Gemmell Student Center
reconstruction nearly complete
by Deanna Raulston
Managing Editor
Clarion University's Gemmell
Student Center reconstruction, a
project that began in November,
1990, is in its final stages.
"At the present time, I'd say the
building is 99.9 percent complete,"
said Dave Tomeo, director of
University Centers. The major part
of the project that remains is the
installation of the flooring
"We're right on budget," Tomeo said.
The contingency fund, set aside at the
beginning of the reconstruction for last
minute changes, has not yet been
depleted. "We didn't put a lot in the
contingency fund. We only worked
with a 5 percent margin, which is
basically $250,000. Really we should
have put $500,000 in that account."
Tomeo said. He feels that without a
large cushion, the project has been on
target, if not a little less than its original
budget plan.
furnishings," Tomeo said.
Tomeo feels that, upon completion
of Gemmell Center, students will be
very pleased with the results. "What
we want to do is provide a homey,
warm atmosphere. We don't want
something cold and
institutionalized."
The exact completion date is still
unknown, but the center will be
fully operational in time for summer
orientation. This years' summer
the reconstruction to new students
and their families.
The planning for the project began
in 1980 when the structure of the
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The renovation and addition to the Gemmell Student Center is nearing completion.
throughout the building. When this A grand opening for Gemmell orientation activities will all take
part of the reconstruction was to Student Center is planned for this place inside Gemmell Student
begin, the subcontractors responsible fall. By this time the building will Center as a means of showing off
for the job went bankrupt. The be completely furnished,
general contractors for the project, organizations will be moved, and the
Holstrom, had to find another building will be fully operational,
subcontractor to take over the Tentatively, there will be a dedication
responsibility of completing the followed by a grand opening over building was found to be inadequate
flooring project, which is already homecoming weekend. to meet the students' needs,
underway. Because of this problem Other schools in the State System it was not designed to be
with the subcontractor, Tomeo said, of Higher Education arc also equipped for total student use. A
"We lost a little bit of time, but it is completing the projects they have feasibility study was completed in
not as bad as it could have been." begun on their student centers. 1988 and preliminary designs were
With the majority of the project Shippensburg University is opening developed,
complete, Tomeo says he is looking its new center on March 21. The new building will include
forward to the review of the "punch California University, Lock Haven racquetball courts, relaxation area,
list." This is when the building is University and Bloomsburg multipurpose room, computer room,
inspected for small flaws. University also have their projects the bookstore, several new offices,
Throughout the reconstruction, the underway. "We all basically went in and the Eagles Den will now have a
coordinators of the project were the same direction. The major food court-type atmosphere,
operating under a tight budget, variations will be in the choice of the
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by Harry Hartman
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Dedication
Ceremony
"/ have seen in your eyes afire
of determination to get this job
done quickly so that we may
return to the shore of our great
country. My confidence in you is
total, our cause is just! Now you
must be the thunder and
lightning of Desert Storm."
— General Norman
Schwarzkopf
It was last year around this
time that our nation was
rejoicing over the end of the War
in the Gulf. After all, it was a
short war with few casualties and
loved ones were soon on their
way home. Everyone seemed to
be so busy planning welcome
home parties and parades. The
nation's eyes were glued to CNN
to see the first glimpse of
soldiers arrive home and rush
into the arms of loved ones. I
watched as wives rushed to their
husbands, children ran to their
daddies, and mothers embraced
sons.
But I also witnessed, firsthand,
the torment on one mother's
face. Her son would not be one
of the ones coming home. Her
son would not be rushing into
anyone's arms. Her son was one
of the thirteen Greensburg
reservists killed in the Scud
attack that occurred just one day
before the war officially ended.
(In all, 28 were killed and 99
were wounded in that vicious,
terroristic attack.)
The person I am speaking of
was also one of my very best
friends. And I can tell you from
personal experience that those of
us who lost a loved one in the
war will never forget February
25,1991. Many of you may
have your own reasons for
remembering this date. For
others, it may just come and go
without any special significance.
However, for some of us,
February 25 will always be a
part of our past, present and
future.
Editor-in-Chief
"Just try to get in this gym
rVith the end of the semester wouldn't let us in the
ff
This year to commemorate the
first anniversary (if one could
call it that — I always thought of
an anniversary as a happy time)
of the Scud attack, a monument
was dedicated honoring and
remembering the 14th
Quartermaster Detachment of
Greensburg. I found myself
sitting in a huge tent at the
reserve center along with 2,500
other people listening to
dignitaries give praise to our
"fallen heroes" as well as the
survivors. In my eyes, the
survivors are also heroes, and for
the first time, I felt they were
given the credit due them.
As one of the survivors stood
before us and spoke of his
feelings, a hush fell over the
crowd. I could tell from the
(Cont. on pg. 4)
With the end of the semester
quickly approaching, I thought
I'd air some of the small gripes
that I have concerning the
university.
First off, I've come to the
realization that college students
at this university are second class
citizens.
For example, last evening this
university hosted state high
school basketball playoffs. As a
result, the gym was closed to the
students who pay an activity fee
to use the gym.
There's something incredibly
wrong with this logic.
A quick side note by the way
is that the university is raising
the activity fee for next semester.
I realize this may be a minor
problem to some, but what if this
type of action gets worse?
I probably wouldn't be so upset
with this issue if I wouldn't have
been treated so badly recently by
staff personnel of the gym.
On Saturday afternoon, during
the high basketball playoffs, I
made the mistake of trying to get
into the gym to play racquetball.
It was sort of like trying to
walk into the Pentagon with live
ammunition.
These brilliant souls that the
athletic department has working
for them definitely have a future
in the FBI. Initially they
wouldn't let us in the gym;
something about trying to sneak
into a high school basketball
game.
I suppose it would be a good
idea to put shorts and a tee shirt
on, carry two racquetball rackets
and a couple of towels and sneak
in and watch a very important
and high scoring high school
basketball game.
I would hope that a few other
students would have a problem
with this.
To sum things up, I pose a few
questions to those who run these
events at Clarion University.
Why is it necessary to close
both of the upper side gyms
when attendance is miniscule at
times for these games?
Why are^the racquetball courts
closed during these games? The
courts are downstairs and have
their own separate entrance.
If the university is going to
take away my right to use the
athletic facilities at least they
might let me into the games for
free. Yeah, right.
Not that I mind paying the $2
or $3 admission fee or even that
I would go to the games, but due
to my paying for the the gym
through the activity fee, I should
have the right to go for free.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
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Dear Editor-
In response to the recent
"Chandler Slop" letter: I was
stunned to hear Chandler
Management quoted as saying
"for good food go to
MacDonalds," this attitude is
part of the problem. We don't
seem to matter to these people.
Since Chandler employees
seemed so eager to talk, I asked
a few questions. The food is
prepared by a company called
Service America. They bid on a
state contract every two years.
Service America has held the
contract for close to twenty.
This relationship seems a bit too
cozv . Feather bed syndrome, no
matter what they do, the contract
is renewed. Quality of service
no longer matters. The bidding
process is reduced to a wink and
a nod. Let's dump Service
America and find a contractor
more eager to please.
-John Valdey
Vo-tech
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Dear Editor-
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University, I had occasion to
read the February 20, 1992 issue
of the Clarion Call. I am very
concerned about an article, "The
Vo-Tech Zone," in that issue,
written by Kristen Hatfield.
Describing an experience in
Florida, Ms. Hatfield uses the
terms "Vo-techers" and the "Vo-
tech zone" in making references
to the behavior and dress of
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vocational-technical education
students and to vocational-
technical educational schools. I
believe that the references are
quite unfortunate, and the
comparisons mistaken.
My work takes me into a
number of vocational-technical
education schools and other
situations where I have the
opportunity to observe students.
I find that vocational-technical
education students are generally
well-mannered, courteous,
conscientious and appropriately
groomed and dressed. They are
preparing to be the skilled
workers and technicians which
our economy desperately needs.
Some of these students will later
go on to our colleges and
universities. Undoubtedly, a
number of Clarion University
students are graduates of a
vocational-technical education
program.
I should also note that many of
our currently employed workers,
and many business owners, are
graduates of vocational-technical
education programs. These
people, through their tax dollars,
are helping to support Clarion
University and other institutions
of higher education. Ms.
Hatfield's words do harm not
only to current vocational-
technical education students, but
to the graduates of such
programs as well.
Lastly, let me add from a
strictly personal standpoint, that
one of my brothers completed a
business education program,
another completed an industrial
arts program, and still another
completed a graphic arts
program at an area vocational
technical school. All are steadily
employed and raising families.
And I have a nephew currently
enrolled in a carpentry program
at a vocational-technical school.
None of these individuals
exhibits the behavior that Ms.
Hatfield infers characterizes
vocational-technical education
students.
In short, I believe that Ms.
Hatfield's pejorative references
to vocational-technical education
students do a disservice to the
students and graduates of
vocational-technical educational
programs
Dennis Rhen
Executive Director
Pa Council on Vocational
Education
RACS
Complaints
Dear Editor-
In response to a growing
problem on campus, I would like
to address the following
individuals:
To the person who stole the
smoke-cater from the Returning
Adult and Commuter Lounge,
otherwise known as the Harvey
Vending Area, you need to
contact Clarion Office
Equipment ASAP to get a
replacement filter. If that filter is
not replaced soon, that smoke-
eater will burn up and the effort
that you put into stealing it will
have been wasted. Your other
option is to return it to RACS:
we have a replacement filter. It
may warm your heart to know
that you momentarily thwarted
the enthusiasm of the fund-
raising committee that worked so
hard to raise the money to
purchase that smoke-eater. But
only momentarily; plans are
currently underway to hold
another fund-raiser to replace it.
Perhaps you will find it in your
heart to stop by our bake sale on
March 16 and buy a brownie to
help us replace what you took, or
perhaps not. Thieves don't
normally have a heart.
To the person or persons who
stole the money box from our
coffee cart and the food from our
refrigerator, my sympathies are
with you. You must have been
desperate to have had to steal
$25 in quarters, hot dogs and
macaroni salad from a group of
hard working people. You may
not know that there are several
community service agencies in
Clarion that can help you with
food and money in times of
desperation. These agencies are
not hard to find. Just look in the
phone book. They are listed on
page one for your convenience.
To the person who stole the
pillows from the lounge. Those
pillows were hand-made and
given-with love-to RACS in an
effort to brighten up a rather
dreary lounge area. You stole
the pillows and yes, we feel the
loss. However, we still have the
love. That, you cannot have. I
hope you rest well with your
guilt as we do with our love and
affection.
(cont. on pg. 4)
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Reader Responses
(cont. from pg. 3)
To the person or persons who
stole our unique tuna-can
ashtrays. I'm sure they are a
welcome edition to your living
space. Personally, I would have
painted them before displaying
them in my home. Did you?
As isolated incidents, these
thefts could be considered the
work of infantile individuals.
However, when added together
they represent a growing
problem, not only for the RACS
organization, but for the campus
at large. Every week we read
and hear about thefts of clothes
from washers and lockers. The
loss of books and money from
dorm rooms, classrooms and
cars. There is increasing
incidence of vandalism as well.
Many of these incidents will be
dismissed as typical "college
pranks." However, each
additional "prank" costs each of
us something. The obvious cost
is measured in dollars but, the
not so obvious cost is the
tarnishing of the reputations of
6,000 basically mature and
responsible individuals. Because
of a handful of immature,
irresponsible juvenile
delinquents, our Public Safety
Department is being turned into
a costly babysitting service and
many of our administrative
offices are being forced to
become policing agencies.
Maturity and responsibility are
not a measure of age, they are a
measure of the person and once
attained must be maintained
throughout life. The time to start
building a mature responsibles
reputation is NOW. To that
small group of delinquents who
may not know where to begin,
try examining your conscience.
It knows the difference between
right and wrong, even if you
don't. If you find it impossible
to listen to your conscience, then
go home. Leave this campus to
the majority of us who are trying
to improve our college and our
community.
-Joyce Parker
Junior Psychology major
Discrimination
Exists?
Dear Editor-
For your information, an
office exists on this campus
which assists and guides the
minorities that attend Clarion
University. It is appropriately
called the Minority Affairs
Office and serves any minority
student who attends Clarion
University. The goal of this
special office is to provide a
contact point for minorities and
the Clarion administration.
Minorities are traditionally
associated with racial groups
such as African-Americans,
Hispanics and Native-
Americans. However, in this
day and age of widespread
cultural and national diversity, a
minority can indicate many other
things besides a skin-tone. A
belief or a grouping of people for
a cause may be cause enough for
minority status. You might be a
minority for some crazy reason.
It is not hard.
For example, a minority
experience could be described as
the alternative performance
demonstrated at the Battle of the
Bands by the group, "Robot
Chicken Farmers." Their superb
performance, complete with
mannequins and ardent cheering
section was totally neglected by
the judges at the show, who
chose not even to award a place
to the group in final contest
judging. Instead the judges kept
the decision neat and safely
predictable for the rank and file.
Sure the majority of the audience
looked dazed and confused by
the band but this is the nineties
not the fifties, people. That the
message was anticipated does
not justify it. Different is not a
problem. Discrimination
without reasoning is.
Sparks have previously flown
in this column concerning covert
discrimination on this campus. I
think social awkwardness is a
better description. When racial
incidence comes to mind, people
tend to think about geographic
areas such as Bed-Stuyresant in
New York City and Little
Havana in Miami, to name a few.
Less known places of racial
conflict have recently arisen in
Seattle, Washington and Denver,
Colorado. This country has
enough to concentrate on
improving the quality of every
citizen's life and not enough time
to do it. Racial hate crimes
weaken the substance of this
great country and divert it from
advancing to bigger and better
things. This campus is a small
Hide Park
(cont from pg. 2)
catch in his voice and the pain on
his face that he was a man torn
between emotions — those of the
joy of being alive while feeling
despair over the loss of his
fellow soldiers and friends.
Another soldier was given the
distinguished honor of reading
biographies which were prepared
by the victims' families. At that
point, I would have given
anything to be anywhere else on
this Earth. The reality of the
event came crashing down on me
and there was nothing I could do
to escape it. No words could
really express how I felt at that
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moment, just as there are no
words to express the pain of the
last year.
In the years to come, the
monument which stands on the
lawn on the reserve center at
ninety degrees due east of Saudi
Arabia will help keep memories
alive as friends and families
return again and again to its
sight. The bronze and granite of
its structure will always signify
the supreme sacrifice of 28 fallen
soldiers as well as the loyal duty
of 69 others. Essentially, this
monument is part of American
history — but a part which I, for
one, wish had never come to be.
Dawn Miller is a Substance
Abuse Rehabilitation and
Special Education major
part of the nation as a whole, this
is true. Hate crimes are not
happening here to compare
Clarion to major-problem areas.
However, the difference between
a little problem today and a big
one tomorrow is ignoring the
solution now.
Ignorance of equality translates
often into fear. There will
always be so-called leaders like
David Duke who translate that
fear into power. They cannot do
it alone. Someone must embrace
the chaos which is created
through social ignorance and the
discrimination of minorities.
There is a bright side to this
muddied picture though. The
very people who would hope that
racial strife is superior to
equality are themselves a
minority also. In fact, the
weakest and most pitiful
minority. For they claim to be
us, as if that would be an
acceptable disguise. To our
credit as a nation and united
people, we are not them.
Those on campus who dislike
people and groups different from
them are most assuredly entitled
to their respective opinions.
However, if these same people
cannot realize that diversity is
what makes this university and
the world so enriched, they then
surely cannot value the relative
peace this institution enjoys,
distinctive from every setting I at
least have ever encountered.
Immaturity, it seems, is a chronic
symptom of ignorance. The only
known cure-alls of which are
tolerance and knowledge. Let's
get to work.
-Charles Kader
CALL
Complaint
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Dear Editor-
Essentially this same letter was
submitted a month ago but was
denied publication. I offer it
again in the hope that fairness,
reason and responsible
journalism will result, although
the long interval will reduce its
impact.
The badly mangled printing of
my "Hide Park" column of
February 13 entitled "Guns or
Sanity" decimated, distorted and
deleted my facts and figures.
Numerous deletions (totally 55
words from four sentences),
some from the very middle of
sentences, made major parts of
the column confused, unreadable
and meaningless; and certainly
embarrassing.
A series of two columns on my
subject were submitted.
Unfortunately, the column which
was written (and labeled) to
appear first never appeared at all,
although it ended by noting that
a second one would follow.
Obviously, the second column
which was published, to be
completely meaningful, needed
to follow the first one. I trust the
media will never cover the final
game of the World Series before
reporting on game one.
Regrettably, I cannot
intelligently correct these errors
in this letter. To attempt to do so
completely out of the context of
the column would only
exacerbate the original
confusion.
When my original submission
of this letter failed to appear, I
was utterly amazed to discover
that the Call published a letter in
response to my column, A letter,
which I might add, totally
ignored my facts and figures, but
nevertheless called my views
"unrealistic."
My carefully researched
subject, which deals with the
violent deaths of tens of
thousands of Our lives each year,
wounds many more and leaves
unbelievable numbers of grief-
stricken is worthy of being
printed correctly. Both columns,
not merely the second one,
should now appear in proper
sequence.
I can and must accept being
made to appear hopelessly inept
by this unfortunate printing.
However, the careless
publication of "Guns or Sanity"
tends to intimidate many of us
against ever again writing to
express worthwhile ideas and
views, as Dr. Brian Dunn
observed in these very pages a
year ago. Thus a free press is
less than we rightfully expect.
I should note that my columns
were specifically prepared for
the Call. More than ten hours
were devoted to research, writing
and typing. In addition, the
writing was carefully edited by a
very respected and most
cooperative professor in the
English Department.
Good journalistic practice and
fairness now DEMAND THAT
BOTH COLUMNS BE
PUBLISHED CORRECTLY
AND IN PROPER SEQUENCE.
I do commend the Call for an
excellent photograph!
Kenneth Emerick
The Clarion Call - 3-19-92 - Page 5
Dorms to undergo renovations to renew student interest
by Kelley Mahoney
News Writer
There will be numerous
changes taking place in the
residence halls beginning in the
fall. These changes are being
attempted to try and renew
student interest in living on
campus.
A recent survey was given to
on campus students asking them
what they feel the best changes
in the dorms would be. Their
answers were taken and carefully
evaluated.
"We are excited about these
upcoming changes," said Barry
Morris, director of resident life.
"We hope these changes will be
more attractive to the students
also."
Beginning this fall, several
changes will be made in
accordance with the survey.
These changes consist of
squatters' rights which will give
students the opportunity to keep
the same room from year to year.
"This will make it easier for
students to keep the same
number and address from one
year to the next," said Morris.
The second deals with the
housing sign up situation.
"This year," explained Morris,
"instead of students camping out
and having to deal with long
lines for a room, we will have
seven available. One in each
hall." This eliminates a stressful
situation.
Single rooms can be requested
and paid for during the summer.
There is no guarantee that the
request will be granted until
enrollment for that dorm is
available, but it is now easier for
single rooms to be granted.
On a trial basis in Nair Hall,
there will be a seven day a week,
twenty-four hour visitation rights
policy.
"It's on a trial and error basis,"
said Morris. "If there are too
many complaints, then we will
have to reevaluate this plan."
Also on trial is cable wiring in
Wilkinson Hall. Students
wishing to have this will pay the
standard residential rates plus
the rates for optional premium
stations such as HBO and
Cinemax.
Lofts will be allowed in all the
dorm rooms also starting in the
fall.
One final change deals with
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Changes will be made in the dormitory system this fall in order to attract student interest.
Several of these changes include cable TV, 24-hour visitation rights and lofts.
the cafeteria plan. With the flex
plan, which consists of the
options of cash equivalency, flex
dollars and meal selections,
students are given more
flexibility in the food services.
should be more like a home than
a restriction and that these
changes will be a step towards
that goal.
Ray Henderson/Clarion Call
A continental breakfast was held at President Reinhard's house on Friday, March 13 for
new legislators. The financial situation of the State System of Higher Education (SSHE)
was discussed at the breakfast.
"We are hoping that by these
changes, we will attract off
campus as well as on campus
students into staying," said
Morris. Morris feels the dorms
President discontinues
search for Vice President for
Finance and Administration
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
President Reinhard recently
announced in a letter to all
faculty members that she has
decided to discontinue the search
for the position of Vice President
for Finance and Administration.
Dr. Reinhard's decision came
after consultations with the
Search Committee about those
who applied to the position and
with her Executive Council.
The 1990-91 national search
for the position proved unfruitful
when a potential candidate
declined the otter in tavor ot
another. The search was on
again last July when Bob
Crawford, holder of the position,
retired. Assistant Vice President
for Human Resources, Wayne
Key took over the position
temporarily. Key has since then
been asked to retain the position
for the next two years on an
interim basis. At the end of his
obligation, another search will be
conducted to fill the position
permanently.
Tim Fogarty has taken Key's
previous position of Assistant
Vice President for Human
Resources and will serve on an
interim basis also for the next
two years. Fogarty 's original
position of Assistant Personnel
Director has been eliminated.
Dr. Reinhard defended this
elimination in the letter to the
faculty by saying, "In the face of
our fiscal realities, we need to
take advantage of all vacancies
to consolidate and/or eliminate
management as well as other
positions."
Dr. Reinhard's statement was
made in reference to recent and
upcoming budget problems
imposed by the slate.
Page 6 - The Clarion Call - 3-19-92
Hazing dealt with at Delta Chi leadership conference
by Dan Parrish
Contributing Writer
The 1992 Delta Chi Region IX
Leadership Conference was held
here at Clarion University on
March 13-15. Over 100
delegates from 17 different
schools and seven different
states attended the conference
which consisted of workshops,
the annual banquet and the
opportunity to meet many
different people. Also attending
the event were representatives
from the Delta Chi headquarters
in Iowa City, Iowa.
Region IX includes univer-
sities like East Carolina
University, Virginia Tech,
University of Maryland, Temple,
Penn State and several others.
Clarion was nominated and
elected host at last year's
conference, which means they
received a majority vote from all
other chapters in the region.
The conference coordinator
and president of Clarion's
chapter of Delta Chi and Vice
Regent for Region IX, Greg
Starr, said, "The conference went
very smoothly with excellent
participation from all chapters."
Starr had been preparing for
this weekend since the day after
last year's conference, planning
every detail from where
everyone would stay to what
would be printed on the napkins.
The conference officially
began on Friday with a welcome
reception at the Day's Inn.
Saturday started early with guest
speaker, Eileen Stevens who
presented a program entitled
"Death by Hazing." Stevens
travels from school to school
speaking out against hazing from
personal experience. Her son
died while pledging a fraternity
in New York in 1978. Stevens
has taken her tragedy and
brought it to the public to show
the world how wrong hazing is.
Stevens' appearance was co-
sponsored by Interfraternity and
Panhellenic councils. The greeks
were invited to attend.
After the presentation the day
was spent in general sessions and
workshops hosted by Bill
Williams, Regent of Region IX,
Mike Carroll, the international
treasure, Ray Galbreath,
executive director, Rusty Brink,
international consultant and
Clarion's Pat Griffith who is the
alumni advisor. The workshops
dealt with such topics as what
brotherhood means to how to
have a good rush.
Later in the evening a banquet
was held at Chandler cafeteria
where Eric Huff, a brother in the
Clarion chapter received the
Delta Chi valor award. This
award is given to a brother who
shows outstanding heroics in a
time of trouble. It was given to
him by the Crawford family for
saving their son Dave, another
Clarion brother, from the Delta
Chi house fire on February 27 of
last year.
Dr. Herb Crawford ended his
presentation by saying, "Eric
Huff will always be the
Crawford family hero."
The participants were then
treated to supper and an evening
of socializing as the conference
was brought to an end. Next
year's conference was elected to
be held at East Carolina
University.
Clarion University employees have
opportunity to critique their job
by Heather Michael
News Writer
This April, a questionnaire will
be distributed to Clarion
University staff employees so
they may collectively measure
their attitudes concerning their
jobs.
Open meetings will be held
with Interim Assistant Vice
President for Human Resources
Tim Fogarty and Interim Vice
President for Finance and
Administration Wayne Key after
the results from the survey are
tabulated. Those employees who
attend will have the opportunity
to discuss concerns and issues
that may surface from their
responses.
In an interview with Mainline,
a publication for Clarion
University staff employees,
Fogarty said, "A number of
vehicles have been used to
ensure that Clarion University
employees have the chance to
share their views. This survey is
a part of that effort."
The ideas and opinions of staff
employees are yielding results.
Currently, five are serving on
either the action planning teams
or the Strategic Planning
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Clarion University's twelve main
strategic goals. Staff have also
made suggestions which are
being considered by division
heads about the university's
budget, upon request from
President Diane Reinhard.
Furthermore, training is being
focused toward specific needs of
employees, since staff
participated in last year's
training needs program.
Although the survey will cover
a wide range of topics, its main
purpose is to establish a schedule
of meetings which will allow
staff employees to express their
concerns. "We're hoping to use
the survey as another step in
bringing about positive change at
Clarion University," Fogarty said
to Mainline.
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Violating the
Environment
Quote of the week
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Eric Huff (left) received an award for valor at the Delta Chi
Leadership Conference last weekend for saving Dave
Crawford (right), from their fraternity's house fire last year.
Attention on campus students:
To participate in housing sign up, you
must pay your $75 deposit in B16
Carrier (Student Accounts)
by March 27.
Blotter
items.
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of March 9 through March 15.
A leather jacket was reported missing from the Tippin racquetball
court area on March 11 around 10:20 a.m. The incident happened
between 8:30 and 1 1:30 p.m. on March 10. The jacket is described as
brown leather with a black zippered lining. It is valued at
approximately $350. An investigation is pending.
On March 1 1, a Clarinet, B-flat, Bundy model with a Yamaha case
was reported stolen from the Fine Arts building. An investigation is
pending.
At approximately 8:00 p.m. on March 12, a fire alarm was pulled on
the second floor of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
On March 12 around 1:40 p.m., a fire alarm was pulled on the first
floor of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
A telephone was reported stolen from a faculty office in Founders
Hall at approximately 3:30 p.m. on March 12. This may have
happened sometime during the previous week. An investigation is
pending.
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The Clarion Call - 3-19-92- Page 7
Clarion's IFC and Panhel win awards at annual conference
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
Clarion's Interfraternity and
Panhellenic Councils received
several awards at the annual
Northeast Panhellenic and
Interfraternity Conference, held
earlier this month.
The conference took place on
February 27 to March 1 in
Pittsburgh.
The Interfraternity Council
(IFC) won the Leadership
Development award and the
Lunsford award for excellence.
There are three size categories
that the fraternities are put in.
Clarion was in the 1-12 category
due to the number of fraternities
at the university.
The other two divisions were
for schools with a larger number
of fraternities on their campus.
The Panhellenic won the
National Panhellenic Conference
Award for overall excellence and
a public relations award.
Qualifications for this award do
not include a specific number of
sororities on campus. Instead,
they are put into a pool with all
different sizes of schools.
Diana Anderson, director of
Greek Life, believes this is a
great accomplishment for the
Panhellenic Council since they
are not broken into size like the
Interfraternity. Anderson also
feels that if they broke the
Panhellenic into divisions
according to size it would "help
boost spirits of Panhellenic and
recognize their accomplish-
ments more."
The conference consisted of
informal sessions among greeks
in order to share ideas and
motivate the organizations.
Guest speakers attended to talk
about hazing, pledging,
leadership skills and other
aspects of greek life.
Anderson thought the trip was
very rewarding for Clarion.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion University greeks Diana Anderson (Director of Greek Life), Stephanie Repasky,
Todd Ashbaugh and Scott Stewart accepted awards for the IFC and Panhel organization at
the northeast conference on February 27-March 1.
More responsible use of vehicles on PA' s highways encouraged
HARRISBURG (AP) Travel
on Interstate 80 in Pennsylvania
is consistent-consistently slow.
"Construction Ahead" may be
the most frequently seen sign.
And, say state officials, the
road isn't even the answer.
s "Thc closer you get to
metropolitan areas, the less
likely it is that highways are
going to be the answer," said
Jim McCarron, a spokesman for
the Pennsylvania Department of
Transportation.
"We can't afford to have 1.2
persons on average using
automobiles. The car being used
by only one person is getting us
in trouble in terms of clean air
and a more healthy
environment," he said.
The state spent $200 million in
1989 working on one-third of
Interstate 80, which serves as a
top commercial thoroughfare
from the Midwest to New York
City. About 40,000 vehicles use
the highway each day in the state
and tractor trailers make up 20
percent of the traffic.
Construction seems constant
because each time PennDOT
finishes a project on one stretch,
there is another nearby which
needs work, McCarron said.
In 1982-83 transit funding in
the state totaled $2.1 billion. The
allotment was split with $484.6
million for mass transit; 13.7
million for rail and freight
services; 1.6 million for
waterways; 9.1 million for
aviation; and 1.6 billion for
highways.
This year's transportation
budget totals $3.19 billion:
$694.4 million for mass transit;
$17.9 million for rail and freight;
$13.3 million for waterways;
$26.4 million for aviation; and
$2.44 billion for highways.
Larry King, chief of planning
for PennDOT, said the state's 12-
year transportation plan calls for
continued high-level spending on
roads.
Through the year 2002,
Pennsylvania is tentatively
planning to spend $29.2 billion
on transportation, $21.9 billion
of that on roads and bridges,
with the rest divided among
waterways, aviation and mass
transit.
Those numbers are driven in
large measure by the federal
programs that are available to
us," King said, adding that plans
might change if federal
legislation in the works gives
states more flexibility.
He said the state needs to
educate the public on
environmental and traffic flow
benefits to car pooling so
citizens will believe doubling up
is in their best interest.
"It seems to me that we're all
oriented toward incentives or
disincentives," King said. "We
all make decisions on what we
see as being in our best
interests."
King cited four programs at
work in Pennsylvania or other
states that could encourage more
responsible use of automobiles.
They include:
-Employers paying workers for
car pooling.
-Local laws limiting parking
space to hold down the number
of people bringing cars into a
city or town.
-Offering tax breaks to
companies that pay workers for
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work.
-Offering incentives to
employers who buy transit
passes for their workers.
"We've got to use our
resources and strategies on
moving people and goods
instead of vehicles," King said.
In the meantime, major
highway projects on the agenda
include two new toll roads near
Pittsburgh; completion of a long-
awaited expressway through
Philadelphia's western suburbs;
and a 75-mile, four-lane highway
to access a new terminal at the
Greater Pittsburgh International
Airport at a cost of $210 million.
But Pennsylvania's multi-
billion dollar annual highway
budget may not do much to solve
transit problems into the year
2000, McCarron said.
And the state already has a
well-developed public transit
system, he said. Philadelphia and
Pittsburgh both have subway
systems, cross-state Amtrak
service connects those two cities
and the state Capitol at
Harrisburg, the Philadelphia area
has an extensive commuter rail
network and a variety of inter-
city bus routes crisscross the
state.
"We're looking to high-tech
fixes in order to make traffic
flow better and to make sure that
people are moved in the most
effective method possible,"
McCarron said.
Page 8 • The Clarion Call - 3-19-92
Outside Clarion
Concord loses another court battle
Compiled by Shannon Skomra
from the AP Service
State
News
Concord loses
court decision
Concord Resources, which
wants to build a multi-million
dollar hazardous waste facility in
Millcreek township, has lost
another court decision. Clarion
County Commissioner David
Black is calling the ruling a
major victory. Concord claimed
a county law restricting the size
of the hazardous waste facility
was an illegally enacted zoning
law, but commonwealth court
has denied the challenge.
Sony supplier may
move to western PA
A planner in Westmoreland
County says a supplier to Sony is
considering a move to western
Pennsylvania. Larry Larese, of
the planning department, says
the company wants to make
plastic cabinets for Sony TV
components. He says the
company will move into the
region, but probably not into
Westmoreland County because
of a lack of available buildings.
mm a i i i i iii m fci i. ■■■ mm
National
"Zombie Bandit" may
have been caught
Authorities think they've
caught the "Zombie Bandit."
FBI agents arrested David
Hurwitz yesterday in
Fowlerville, Michigan and
charged him with bank robbery.
Hurwitz is an education expert
who used to run programs that
reduce violence in Michigan
schools. Authorities think he's
the man who robbed as many as
18 banks. He got the "Zombie
Bandit" nickname because he
appeared so lethargic during the
holdups.
Lesbian and gay organization
banned from parade
New York's traditional St.
Patrick's Day Parade stepped off
Tuesday as planned. The Irish
Lesbian and Gay Organization,
which was banned from the
nation's biggest St. Patrick's Day
Parade, held its own march along
the route an hour before the
official starting time.
Mayor David Dinkins
boycotted the parade in protest
of the organization being
banned.
Proof for
recovering economy
The economy is starting to
recover, at least that's what the
latest government reports say.
Housing jumped nearly 10% last
month, the biggest increase in a
year.
The total output of American
factories, mines and utilities
posted its strongest increase
since July. However, consumer
prices are also headed up.
February's increases in consumer
prices was the largest in three
months, food and clothing costs
have gone up the most.
Epileptic woman
wants job back
A woman who says Mary
Hart's voice triggers her
epileptic seizures has gone to
court to get her job back.
Dianne Ncale claims she was
forced out of her job at a
Cobleskill, New York, hospital
because of her medical
condition.
Neale says certain sounds,
including the "Entertainment
Tonight" host's voice, sets off
her seizures.
, w" » ■
Campus
News
taMMMftn
Compiled by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Protest planned against
SSHE's funding
The Snapper
Students at Millersville
University are planning to attend
a rally to protest possible lack of
funding in Pennsylvania's State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE).
On April 7, Millersville
student senators and other
students will rally in Harrisburg.
According to student senate
president Chad Foster, the goal is
to talk about the budget deficit,
lack of funding for the 14 state
supported schools and increase
student participations with the
aid of a lobbying organization.
This year there is an estimated
$3.5 million to $4.5 million
budget deficit
Freind speaks at IUP
The Penn
United States senatorial
candidate, Steven Freind (R)
spoke at IUP on March 3. He is
challenging encumbent Arlen
Specter in Pennsylvania's April
28 primary.
Freind is currently a state
representative and a leader of the
anti-abortion sentiment in
Pennsylvania and has sponsored
several related acts.
~"-~He also supports capital
punishment for second offense
drug dealers, parents' rights to
choose a school for their children
and income tax cuts. However,
he opposes the inclusion of a
"sexual preference" clause to the
Civil Rights Act.
Freind admitted that on almost
every issue, he and Specter are
"diametrically opposed."
Students may be able
to appeal grades at KU
Keystone
Earlier this month, Kutztown
University's senate considered a
process by which students can
appeal their grades. Under this
policy, students who think they
have been prejudicially graded
can appeal that grade.
A final appeal would be
handled by the Grades Appeal
Board which would consist of
five faculty members from each
college and two students
appointed by the Student
Government Board. The board
is only for use after a student has
failed to find a solution from the
professor, the department
chairperson and the college dean.
The board could not change
letter grades, however, it may
award a student a pass or a
withdraw grade.
New doll simulates
pregnancy
Parents who buy either of two
new dolls that simulate
pregnancy are denying their
children a true idea of what it's
like to give birth to a child,
some child-development
experts say.
"Judy," a $14.95 mail-order
doll, has a flat tummy panel for
use after the removable baby is
"delivered." Mattel, maker of
the popular Barbie doll, is
breaking new ground with
"My Bundle Baby," a 10-inch
doll wrapped in a pouch that
simulates fetal movement and
heartbeat after girls strap it
around their stomachs. Other
toy makers and child care
experts disagree, however, with
the new concept.
International
Soviet cosmonaut will return
home to many surprises
Cosmonaut Sergei Krikalev is
in for quite a shock when he gets
back to earth. He's been aboard
the space station "Mir" since
before the collapse at the Soviet
Union. A replacement crew is
headed for the space station now.
Krikalev is scheduled to return to
earth six days from now.
During his ten months in orbit,
his old country has become
extinct, his hometown at
Leningrad has been renamed St.
Petersburg and the future of the
former Soviet Space Program
has been thrown into doubt.
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River City Brass Band
brings tour to campus
On March 26, 1992, The River
City Brass Band will parade into
Clarion University's Marwick
Boyd Auditorium. The twenty-
four piece musical group will
begin its performance at 8:00
p.m. under the direction of
Robert Bernat.
The band is one of only about
ninety brass bands left in
America today. It is the first
Pittsburgh area but worldwide.
Performing in Australia, New
Zealand and throughout
America, the group is the most
active professional concert band
in North America.
The band's founder and current
conductor, Robert Bernat, brings
to the band a rich musical
background. He was a composer
with the British Band movement
Music Center fellowships. Mr.
Bernat also has the distinction of
being the first composer-
conductor from America to be
selected by the State Department
and the National Endowment for
the Arts to participate in an
artists exchange program with
Great Britain.
The Clarion appearance of the
band will coincide with a fifty-
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Planetarium Show, 7 p.m.
March 22 Planetarium Show, 3 p.m.
UAB photo
The River City Brass Band will perform on March 26 in Marwick-Boyd Auditorium at 8 p.m.
under the direction of Robert Bernat.
professional ensemble of its type
in North America.
Originating in Pittsburgh in
1981, the ten year old band has
an upbeat musical style that was
popular in this country at the
turn of the century.
The River City Brass Band is
not only popular in the Greater
from 1977-78. He has been an
orchestrator for numerous
Pittsburgh groups and has held
many teaching and conducting
posts in universities throughout
Ohio and Pennsylvania. He is
the recipient of numerous prizes
and fellowships including the
Ford Foundation and Berkshire
series that
the Greater
six concert
encompasses
Pittsburgh area.
Admission to the concert is
$5.00 at the door; CUP students
with a valid ID are admitted for
free.
-courtesy of UAB
March 24 Percussion Ensemble Concert, (Aud),
8:15 p.m.
March 25 W. Softball vs. Ashland, 3:30 p.m.
UAB movie, "Father of the Bride,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
m nm
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Lynda Hirsch
Soap Opera Expert, Writer, TV Show Host
March 19th
Hart Chapel
8:15 p.m.
Free Admission
March 19-21 Wrestling NCAA Div. 1 Tournament
at Iowa
March 25 Track at Towson S.U.
Baseball at St. Vincent College
April 3 Eddy Money, Metropol, 8 p.m., 21 and
over
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Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 3-19-92
Band Review :
The Wild Boyz :
talent "unleashed"
by Chad Fisher
Features Writer
The Wild Boyz is a band that
finally lives up to their name.
From Los Angeles, the Wild
Boyz are a high energy, straight
ahead, in your face rock and roll
band.
Lead vocalist Willie D. says
that "most people have always
talked about our stage show or
the way we look or dress. But if
you haven't seen us live, or even
seen our picture, I think you'll
really get off on the music. We
do put on a great live show, and
we do look good, but this record
proves that we can play too."
And that they do! Their
incredible album, "Unleashed,"
proves that statement.
Signed on by Sally Mishkind
of Polaris Records Inc. in
September 1990, the band
quickly went into the Music
Grinder Recording Studio,
formerly used by such acts as
Poison and Ratt. With producer
Chris Spelling to create the ten
song album, "Unleashed," it was
time to show the world that the
Wild Boyz live up to their name
and reputation.
The album quickly sold several
copies on its native west coast
and began to spread its way to
the east. Along the way it was
picked up by a large number of
radio stations keeping pace with
such national acts as Guns and
Roses, Nirvana and Ozzy
Osbourne. The first video from
the album, "I Don't Wanna Cry
No More" was filmed at
Hollywood's Sunset Strip. The
filming got so much attention
that footage of the video was
shown that night on the NBC
television network even before
the video was finished being
filmed.
The Wild Boyz have
developed such a huge following
in the Los Angeles area that they
sold out the famous Gazzarri's
Night Club by selling a record
breaking 7,000 tickets in only 10
shows. Not bad for a night club
that can legally hold
approximately 300 people per
show. On lop of that the ads for
that particular performance read
"you know who they are," and
made no mention of the Wild
Boyz specifically. With that
many fans there they managed to
defeat the one time club
champions, Warrant. It was this
feat that spawned the band's
signing by Polaris Records.
The five piece band consists of
lead vocalist Willie D., guitarists
Matt Steavenz and Valentino,
bass player Joey Wylde and
drummer K. Lee Lauren.
The Wild Boyz are presently
on tour in support of the album
stretching eastward to places like
Philadelphia and New York with
great success. They can also be
heard on Clarion's own 91.7
WCUC from 9 p.m. to midnight
during the "Breakthrough Rock
Showcase."
So keep an ear open for the
Wild Boyz as they run wild and
crazy all across the U.S. by
playing their hard driving, good
time rock and roll. After all,
they have finally been
"unleashed!"
HEALTH HINTS: Who shouldn't exercise in cold weather?
Breathing cold air is not harmful to healthy people; you can't
freeze your lungs. However, it can be risky for those who suffer
from angina, asthma or high blood pressure. For such people, a
ski mask or scarf pulled loosely over the face may help warm up
the inhaled air. Frostbite and hypothermia (a dangerous drop in
body temperature) are the two main dangers of cold weather. Be
on guard for the numbness and white discoloration of frostbite.
WCCB presents:
SPINAL TAP
NIGHT
at
The Loomis/Mr. T's
Thurs. March 19th
'Giveaways*
Movie shown at 9 p.m.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs March 19
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Baseball vs. LaRoche
College 1pm
* Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournament at Iowa
* UAB presents Lynda Hirsch
"A look at the Soaps"
(Chapel) 8:15pm
*.WCCB "Spinal Tap Party"
9pm
Sun March 22
* Planetarium Show 3pm
* UAB Pool Tournament
1-6pm
Fri March 20
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-15ChapeJ)
* Class Withdrawals end
4pm
* Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournment at Iowa
* Planetarium show 7pm
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Mon March
* WCCB "Monday Metal
Madness" OJ Jeff
Gorman 9pm on
640AM
Wed March 25
* Track at Towson S.U.
* Baseball at St. Vincent
College
* Women's Softball vs.
Ashland 3:30pm
* UAB movie "Father of the
Bride" (Chapel) 8pm
Thur March 26
* UAB presents "River City
Brass Band"
(Auditorium) 8pm
* Concert Choir & Show
Choir Tour
Sat March 21
* Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournment at Iowa
* GMAT will be given (Still)
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
Tues March 24
* Percussion Ensemble
Concert
(Auditorium)r8:15pm
Fri March 27
* Concert Choir & Show
Choir Tour
* Clarion International
Association-South
Asian Night
(Chapel) 6:30pm
For more information concerning campus
events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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Percussion
Ensemble
Concert
March 24
M-B Auditorium
8:15 p.m.
Jack Hall to give
a faculty recital
The Clarion Call - 3-19-92- Papp 11
Jack Hall, trumpet instructor at
Clarion University, will present
an evening of music for the
Clarion community through a
faculty recital.
It is to be held on Monday,
March 23, at 8:15 p.m. in Hart
Chapel. Hall will be
accompanied by Stephen
Winslow on piano.
Stephen Winslow received his
B.A. degree in music from
Anderson College, Anderson,
Indiana and studied wilh Robert
Woodside at Chautauqua
Institute, Chautauqua, New
York. From 1978 to 1990, he
was organist and choir director at
Christ Episcopal Church in Oil
City, Pennsylvania. Currently,
he is serving as organist at Good
4ope Lutheran Church at Oil
:ity.
In addition, Winslow teaches
piano students at his private
studio in Franklin, PA, and is
active in the Schubert Musical
and Literary Club in Oil City.
Jack Hall received his B.A.
degree from the University of
Kentucky, his M.A. degree from
Eastern Kentucky University,
and his Ed.D. from Indiana
University of Pennsylvania. He
has studied extensively with
several artist-teachers including
Adolph Herseth of the Chicago
Symphony Orchestra, Louis
Davidson of the Cleveland
Orchestra and Samuel Krauss of
the Philadelphia Orchestra.
The concert will feature
American, French, German and
Japanese selections for the B-flat
trumpet, C trumpet, E-flat
trumpet and 4-valve piccolo
trumpet in B-flat.
The program will begin with
the 19th century Fantaise En Mi
Bemol by Camille Saint-Saens
which is representative of the
French romantic era circa 1850.
The Trois Pieces Concertantes
by Makoto Shinohara is a
paragon of the current fondness
for harsh and dissonant harmony.
However, it is unusual in the fact
that it is written by a
contemporary Japanese
composer who is utilizing a
French title and publisher.
Another selection that will
performed is the popular 3
movement Concerto in E-flat by
Joseph Haydn which is a
mainstay of the classical trumpet
repertory.
The Little Colonel Polka by
John Brockman will be also be
presented in a typical cornet
style that was prevalent in the
early 1900's and culminated with
the death of John Philip Sousa.
The piccolo trumpet will be
featured on the Concerto in D by
Leopold Mozart whose, more
famous, son Wolfgang was the
inspiration for the movie,
"Amadeus."
The remaining compositions
are in the jazz idiom as pianist
Winslow will perform a solo
medley by George Gershwin.
The recital will conclude with an
arrangement of "Stairway to the
Stars" by M. Malneck and M.
Parrish that was a "hit" for the
Paul Whiteman Orchestra in
1935.
All are invited to
attend the
concert without
charge.
--courtesy of the Music Dept.
Symphony Orchestra Performs
Darren Everhart/Clarion Call
The Clarion University Symphony Orchestra performed in concert Tuesday, March 17 in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. Conducted by Jaropolk Lassowsky, the symphony orchestra
performed featured works of Gisacchino Rossini, such as "II Barbiere di Siviglia," also
known as "The Barbar of Seville." Also played were selected pieces from Sir Arther
Sullivan like the overture to "H.M.S. Pinafore" and "The Pirates of Penzance." "The
'Emperor' Waltz" by Johann Strauss Jr. concluded the concert.
-by Amy Gerkin, Assistant Features Editor
FTD to present 'Fools'
by Laura Stufft
Features Writer
Through the efforts of
Fairmount Theatre of the Deaf
and several university
organizations, Disabilities
Awareness Week which runs
from March 23 to March 27 will
be recognized campus-wide.
Clarion University will begin
the celebration of Disabilities
Awareness Week with a Neil
Simon play entitled "Fools,"
performed by the Fairmount
Theatre of the Deaf (FTD) on
March 25 at 7:30 p.m. in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
Shelly Silvis from Clarion's
Academic Support Services
said,"We hope this play will help
people develop an appreciation
for the talents of all persons
including those with disabilities.
Our goal in focusing on this
particular disability is to enhance
the understanding of deaf people
and their culture."
"Fools" will be performed in
spoken English while
simultaneously done in
American Sign Language.
"Fools" focuses on Leon
Tolchinsky who has obtained a
job teaching school in the
"Best Deal In Town "
College Park Apartments
Now signing for Fall 1992 and Spring 1993
utilities included, furnished
Low Summer Rates
Call 226-7092
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Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov.
When he arrives he finds the
people of the town have been
under the curse of chronic
stupidity for 200 years.
Tolchinsky was hired in hopes
that he could break the curse, but
is told that he has 24 hours to
succeed or he will join them
permanently.
The FTD was founded in 1975
by a deaf actor and a hearing
actor. The troupe now includes a
combination of deaf and hearing
actors led by deaf artistic
director Shanny Mow. It is one
of only three professional theatre
companies of its kind in the
country.
During its 16 years, FTD has
won four local Emmy awards. It
is also the first organization to
win a Governor's Award for
Excellence in arts outreach from
Ohio.
FTD will also sponsor two free
workshops on March 25 for
students of Clarion. The
workshops are Introduction to
Silent Communication and
Introduction to Silent
Storytelling. Enrollment is
limited for the workshops.
Students may call 226-2347 to
reserve a space.
Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 3-19-92
Rand Review :
The Wild Boyz :
talent "unleashed"
by Chad Fisher
Features Writer
The Wild Boyz is a band that
finally lives up to their name.
From Los Angeles, the Wild
Boy/ are a high energy, straight
ahead, in your face rock and roll
band.
Lead vocalist Willie D. says
that "most people have always
talked about our stage show or
the way we look or dress. But it
you haven't seen us live, or even
seen our picture, 1 think you'll
really get off on the music. We
do put on a great live show, and
we do look good, but this record
proves that we can play too."
And that they do! Their
incredible album, "Unleashed,"
proves that statement.
Signed on by Sally Mishkind
of Polaris Records Inc. in
September 1990, the band
quickly went into the Music
Grinder Recording Studio,
formerly used by such acts as
Poison and Rati. With producer
Chris Spelling to create the ten
song album, "Unleashed," it was
time to show the world that the
Wild Boyz live up to their name
and reputation.
The album quickly sold several
copies on its native west coast
and began to spread its way to
the east. Along the way it was
picked up by a large number of
radio stations keeping pace with
such national acts as Guns and
Roses, Nirvana and Ozzy
Osbourne. The first video from
the album, "I Don't Wanna Cry
No More" was filmed at
Hollywood's Sunset Strip. The
filming got so much attention
that footage of the video was
shown that night on the NBC
television network even before
the video was finished being
filmed.
The Wild Boyz have
developed such a huge following
in the Los Angeles area that they
sold out the famous Ga/zarri's
Night Club by selling a record
breaking 7,000 tickets in only 10
shows. Not bad for a night club
that can legally hold
approximately 300 people per
show. On lop of that the ads for
that particular performance read
"you know who they are," and
made no mention of the Wild
Boyz specifically. With that
many fans there they managed to
defeat the one time club
champions, Warrant. It was this
feat that spawned the band's
signing by Polaris Records.
The five piece band consists of
lead vocalist Willie D., guitarists
Matt Steavenz and Valentino,
bass player Joey Wylde and
drummer K. Lee Lauren.
The Wild Boyz are presently
on tour in support of the album
stretching eastward to places like
Philadelphia and New York with
great success. They can also be
heard on Clarion's own 91.7
WCUC from 9 p.m. to midnight
during the "Breakthrough Rock
Showcase."
So keep an car open for the
Wild Boyz as they run wild and
crazy all across the U.S. by
playing their hard driving, good
time rock and roll. After all,
they have finally been
"unleashed!"
HKALTH HINTS: Who shouldn't exercise in cold weather?
Breathing cold air is not harmful to healthy people; you can't
freeze your lungs. However, it can be risky for those who suffer
from angina, asthma or high blood pressure. For such people, a
ski mask or scarf pulled loosely over the face may help warm up
the inhaled air. Frostbite and hypothermia (a dangerous drop in
body temperature) are the two main dangers of cold weather. Be
on guard for the numbness and white discoloration of frostbite.
WCCB presents:
SPINAL TAP
NIGHT
s
3' r. ,
Marc!
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^
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs March 19
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-1 5 Chapel)
* Baseball vs. LaRoche
College 1pm
* Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournament at Iowa
* UAB presents Lynda Hirsch
"A look at the Soaps
(Chapel) 8:1 5pm
•WCCB "Spinal Tap Party"
9pm
Fri March 20
* Yearbook pictures taken
(B-15ChapQl)
* Class Withdrawals end
4pm
* Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournment at Iowa
* Planetarium show 7pm
Sat March 21
* Wrestling NCAA Div. 1
Tournment at Iowa
* GMAT will be given (Still)
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall) 9pm
Sun March 22
* Planetarium Show 3pm
* UAB Pool Tournament
1-6pm
Mon March 23
* WCCB "Monday Metal
Madness" DJ Jeft
Gorman 9pm on
640AM
Tues March 24
* Percussion Ensemble
Concert
(Auditorium) 8:15pm
Wed March 25
'Track at TowsonS.U.
* Baseball at St. Vincent
College
* Women's Softball vs.
Ashland 3:30pm
UAB movie "Father of the
Bride" (Chapel) 8pm
Thur March 26
* UAB presents "River City
Brass Band"
(Auditorium) 8pm
* Concert Choir & Show
Choir Tour
Fri March 27
* Concert Choir & Show
Choir Tour
* Clarion International
Association-South
Asian Night
(Chapel) 6:30pm
For more information concerning campus
events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Corner of 8th and
Greenville
Across from 7-11
226-6680
MAKEU
Funky City Styles
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Percussion
Ensemble
Concert
March 24
M-B Auditorium
8:15 p.m.
The Clarion Call - 3- 19-92- V»ve 11
Jack Hall to give
a faculty recital
Jack Hall, trumpet instructor at
Clarion University, will present
an evening of music for the
Clarion community through a
faculty recital.
It is to be held on Monday,
iMarch 23, at 8:15 p.m. in Hart
Chapel. Hall will be
accompanied by Stephen
Winslow on piano.
Stephen Winslow received his
B.A. degree in music from
Anderson College, Anderson,
Indiana and studied with Robert
Woodside at Chautauqua
Institute, Chautauqua, New
York. From 1978 to 1990, he
was organist and choir director at
Christ Episcopal Church in Oil
City, Pennsylvania. Currently,
he is serving as organist at Good
4opc Lutheran Church at Oil
:ity.
In addition, Winslow teaches
piano students at his private
studio in Franklin, PA, and is
active in the Schubert Musical
and Literary Club in Oil City.
Jack Hall received his B.A.
degree from the University of
Kentucky, his M.A. degree from
Eastern Kentucky University,
and his Ed.D. from Indiana
University of Pennsylvania. He
has studied extensively with
several artist-teachers including
Adolph Herscth of the Chicago
Symphony Orchestra, Louis
Davidson of the Cleveland
Orchestra and Samuel Krauss of
the Philadelphia Orchestra.
The concert will feature
American, French, German and
Japanese selections for the B-flat
trumpet, C trumpet, E-llat
trumpet and 4-valve piccolo
trumpet in B-flat.
The program will begin with
the 19lh century Fantaisc En Mi
Bemol by Camillc Saint-Sacns
which is representative of the
French romantic era circa 1850.
The Trois Pieces Conccrtantes
by Makoto Shinohara is a
paragon of the current fondness
for harsh and dissonant harmony.
However, it is unusual in the fact
that it is written by a
contemporary Japanese
composer who is utilizing a
French title and publisher.
Another selection that will
performed is the popular 3
movement Concerto in E-flat by
Joseph Haydn which is a
mainstay of the classical trumpet
repertory.
The Little Colonel Polka by
John Brockman will be also be
presented in a typical cornet
style that was prevalent in the
early 1900\s and culminated with
the death of John Philip Sousa.
The piccolo trumpet will be
featured on the Concerto in D by
Leopold Mozart whose, more
famous, son Wolfgang was the
inspiration for the movie,
"Amadeus."
The remaining compositions
are in the jazz idiom as pianist
Winslow will perform a solo
medley by George Gershwin.
The recital will conclude with an
arrangement of "Stairway to the
Stars" by M. Malncck and M.
Parrish that was a "hit" for the
Paul Whiteman Orchestra in
1935.
All are invited to
attend the
concert without
charge.
-courtesy of the Music Dept.
Symphony Orchestra Performs
Darren Everhart/Clarion Ca
The Clarion University Symphony Orchestra performed in concert Tuesday, March 17 in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. Conducted by Jaropolk Lassowsky, the symphony orchestra
performed featured works of Gisacchino Rossini, such as "II Barbiere di Siviglia," also
known as "The Barbar of Seville." Also played were selected pieces from Sir Arther
Sullivan like the overture to "H.M.S. Pinafore" and "The Pirates of Penzance." "The
■Emperor' Waltz" by Johann Strauss Jr. concluded the concert.
-by Amy Gerkin, Assistant Features Editor
FTD to present 'Fools'
by Laura Stufft
Features Writer
Through the efforts of
Fairmount Theatre of the Deaf
and several university
organizations, Disabilities
Awareness Week which runs
from March 23 to March 27 will
be recognized campus-wide.
Clarion University will begin
the celebration of Disabilities
Awareness Week with a Neil
Simon play entitled "Fools,"
performed by the Fairmount
Theatre of the Deaf (FTD) on
March 25 at 7:30 p.m. in
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium.
Shelly Silvis from Clarion's
Academic Support Services
said,"We hope this play will help
people develop an appreciation
for the talents of all persons
including those with disabilities.
Our goal in focusing on this
particular disability is to enhance
the understanding of deaf people
and their culture."
"Fools" will be performed in
spoken English while
simultaneously done in
American Sign Language.
"Fools" focuses on Leon
Tolchinsky who has obtained a
job teaching school in the
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Russian hamlet of Kulyenchikov.
When he arrives he finds the
people of the town have been
under the curse of chronic
stupidily for 200 years
Tolchinsky was hired in hopes
that he could break the curse, but
is told that he has 24 hours to
succeed or he will join them
permanently.
The FTD was founded in 1975
by a deaf actor and a hearing
actor. The troupe now includes a
combination of deaf and hearing
actors led by deaf artistic
director Shanny Mow. It is one
of only three professional theatre
companies of its kind in the
country.
During its 16 years, FTD has
won four local Emmy awards. It
is also the first organization to
win a Governor's Award for
Excellence in arts outreach from
Ohio.
FTD will also sponsor two free
workshops on March 25 for
students of Clarion. The
workshops are Introduction to
Silent Communication and
Introduction to Silent
Storytelling. Enrollment is
limited for the workshops.
Students may call 226-2347 to
reserve a space.
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For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526
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By GARY LARSON
INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in nearly 90 nations around the
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
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1991.
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citizens.
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Issues of the 90's
discussed at seminar
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
Did you know that condoms
are only 74% effective against
pregnancy? The Associated
Press states that 2 or 3 out of 5 of
your friends consider suicide,
while one has probably tried it.
In fact, 15 college students out of
every 100,000 committed suicide
last year in America. And more
people die from alcohol related
accidents than from anything
else.
On March 16 at 8 p.m. in Hart
Chapel, Koinonia Christian
Fellowship, an
interdenominational campus
organization, addressed certain
issues of the 90's. Suicide, drugs
and alcohol were among the
topics discussed.
The evening began with a skit
in which campus minister Jay
Flagg mentioned each issue one
at a time, creating an awareness
of some of the major topics of
the 90's. He related each issue
to a statistic. Throughout the
skit, Flagg stressed the point that
the choices we make have
consequences.
The second highlight of the
evening was a dramatic
presentation performed by
several students and volunteers.
Starring roles were held by
students Shannon Ralston and
Andy Rogers. The presentation
told the story of Jesus (played by
Rogers), creating a life
(portrayed by Ralston), and then
presenting that life with many
temptations. Some of these
temptations were in the form of
drugs and alcohol, abortion and
suicide. The performance ended
with Jesus being nailed to a cross
and rising again.
The evening ended with a
performance by the group,
"Second Story," who won
second place in the "Battle of the
Bands." The band performed the
song, "Show Me the Way," by
Styx and "Secret Ambition" by
Michael W. Smith. They also
performed "How Could You Say
No" by Billy Sprague.
Koinonia meets every Monday
night in Harvey Vending Area at
7:30 p.m. Meeting activities
include applying Biblical
principles to modern culture,
singing worship songs and
strengthening friendships. All
students are welcome to attend.
In addition to weekly
meetings, Koinonia also offers
various small group Bible
studies and a traveling drama
and singing ministry as a means
to get involved.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Ca
Senior Marnie Vogel received a "Who's Who" award for
outstanding academic success on Tuesday, March 17 at
President Reinhard's house.
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Men's and women's swimming and diving teams
finish second and fifth, respectively, at nationals
The Clarion University Men's
Swimming and Diving team, led
by 14th year head coach Bill
Miller, finished in second place
last weekend at the NCAA Div.II
Swimming and Diving National
Championships, which was a
team record performance. Along
with the team's numerous
accomplishments, head coach
Bill Miller was named the
NCAA Div.II Men's "Coach of
the Year," while diving coach
Dave Hrovat, was tabbed as the
NCAA Div.II Men's "Diving
Coach of the Year," the second
and we are all very proud."
Eight swimmers and five
divers represented the Golden
Eagles last weekend. The divers
were paced by Matt Benton,
Chris Glenn, Rob Walker, Joe
Egan and John Oleksak. In the
pool, where Clarion set 10 team
records, the Golden Eagles were
led by Steven Darby, Rick Bull,
Dave Sheets, Dan Stoner, Keith
Iwinski, Keith Makeyenko, John
Traube and Mike Bingaman.
Benton, a senior, brought home
a national championship on the
3-meter board. Benton scored
also placed on both boards.
Oleksak was seventh on the 3-
meter with 373.2 points, plus
ninth on the one-meter dive.
In the pool, Darby had an
incredible weekend. Becoming a
seven-time All-American, Darby
placed second in the 200
freestyle (138.95) and second in
the 200 butterfly (1:48.83),
setting CUP records in both
events. He also finished sixth in
the 500 yard freestyle (4:32.75)
and was 13 th in the 100 freestyle
(46.37), plus he swam on three
relay teams. He helped the third
Sheets, a junior, earned seven-
time All-American status. He
placed third in the 100 back
(1:51.6) and sixth in the 200
backstroke (52.15), both school
records. He also swam on four
relays. Sheets is now a 16-timc
All-American at Clarion.
Stoner, a sophomore, also
earned seven-time All-American
status. He placed fifth in the 100
free (45.39) and fifth in the 100
butterfly (50.17). He set school
records in both events, including
a prelim swim time of 49.79 in
the 100 fly. He was part of the
race with a 1:56.47 clocking.
Traube, a senior, was a two-
time All-American in two relays.
Traube was on the fourth place
200 medley and 400 medley
relays. Traube finishes his
career as a 10-timc All-
American.
Bingaman, a senior who made
his first trip to nationals, became
an All-American swimming on
the 200 free relay team that
finished fifth.
The NCAA Div.II Men's
"Coach of the Year" Award for
Sports Information
(left to right): Head swimming coach Bill Miller, swimmer Becky Jushchyshyn, diver Matt Benton and head diving coach Dave Hrovat earned honors at
this year's nationals in North
straight year that he earned the
award.
Cal-Bakersfield won the team
title going away with a total of
910 points. Clarion caught
Oakland, Michigan on the final
day and finished with 481 points,
while Oakland was one-half of a
point behind with 480.5 points.
Cal-Davis ended fourth with 368
points, while Shippensburg
finished fifth with 277.
"We felt our swimmers and
divers had a great meet," said
Miller. "All 13 of our men who
went to nationals came home as
Ail-Americans. To finish second
against such a tough field, shows
how hard these young men
worked all season to have these
kinds of results. It is a great
accomplishment for the program.
Dakota.
447.95 points, while also
finishing second on one-meter
scoring with 404.65. For his
career, Benton finished as a six-
time All-American.
Glenn, a senior, had a strong
nationals performance placing
second on the 3 -meter (428.15)
and third on the one-meter
(404.35). The defending 3-meter
champion of 1991, Glenn has
had a strong career and finishes
as a five-time All-American.
Walker, a consistently strong
performer throughout his career,
placed fourth on the one-meter
(395.30) and fifth on the 3-meter
(403.70). Walker was second on
both boards at nationals last year,
and finishes his career as a
seven-time Div.II All-American.
Oleksait, only, a sophomore,
place 800 free relay, the fourth
place 400 free and fourth place
400 medley relays. The 800 free
relay and 400 free relays also set
school records. Darby is now a
17-time All-American in his
career.
Bull, only a sophomore, posted
six All-America finishes. He set
a new school record in the 200
I.M. with a prelim swim of
1:52.96, and placed fourth in the
finals with a time of 1:53.18. He
also placed second fourth in the
200 butterfly (1:51.29), ninth in
the 100 fly (50.94), and tenth in
the 400 I.M. (4:05.56). He also
aided the 400 medley place
fourth and the second place
finishing 800 free relay. Bull is
now a 12-time All-American at
Clarion.
second place 800 free relay, the
fourth place 200 medley and 400
freestyle races and the fifth place
200 free relay. A six-time All-
American last year, Stoner has
13 All-American victories in two
years.
Iwinski, a junior, was a five-
time All-American at nationals.
Iwinski placed 14th in the 200
freestyle (1:42.66), plus was on
the second place 800 free, fourth
place 200 medley and 400 free
relays and the fifth place 200
free relay. A transfer to Clarion
this season, it was Iwinski's first
trip to Division II Nationals.
Makeyenko, a senior, placed in
two individual events. He took
tenth place in the 200 yard
butterfly with a time of 1:53.07,
then placed 16th in the 200 I.M,
Bill Miller was well deserved.
Leading the team to a second
place finish in 1992 and
watching his team set ten school
records, Miller has led his teams
consistently to quality Div.II
finishes. Clarion has placed
third at Div.II Nationals in 1991,
'88, and '84, second this year.
Named the PSAC Men's and
Women's "Coach of the year" in
1991, the always humble Miller
gave the credit to his staff. "I
have to be blessed with the best
staff in the country," said the
veteran coach. "Dave Hrovat's
accomplishments speak for
themselves, but assistant coach
Mark Van Dyke does a
tremendous job each and every
(Cont. on pg. 20)
Page 16 - The Clarion Call - 3-19-92
Clarion women finish the season
with an impressive 25-4 record
by Mike Kalinowski
Sports Writer
"We've got a second chance!"
That is how Clarion head
women's basketball coach, Gie
Parsons, put it. After losing to
Bloomsburg in the first round of
the PSAC playoffs, the Golden
Eagle women were still able to
receive a NCAA Division II
playoff bid and last Friday night
the women used their second
chance effectively, as they faced
PSAC rival Edinboro at the
University of Pitt- Johnstown.
Earlier in the season, Clarion
had beat Edinboro at McComb
Fieldhousc, 88-80. Later in the
season, Edinboro returned the
favor, beating the Golden Eagles
at Tippin Gymnasium, 113-100.
In the rubber match of the 1991-
92 season, Clarion and Edinboro
faced off in the East Region
playoff game.
Shelly Respecki and Amy
Coon teamed up to give Clarion
a quick 9-0 lead in the beginning
minutes of the game. The closest
Edinboro got to Clarion in the
first half was when they were
down by a single point , 30-29,
with 3:22 to go in the half. In the
final 2:30, though, Clarion out-
scored the Lady Scots, 11-2, to
take a 41-31 lead at the halftime
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rolled out to a 21 point lead and
then cruised to a 15 point win,
85-70 to advance to the
championship game for the East
Region.
Scoring leaders for Clarion
were Shelly Respecki with 17
points, Amy Coon also with 17,
and Shannon Coakley and
Carlita Jones, each with 10.
Leaders for the Lady Scots
were Tammy Walker-Strode with
25 and Jeannine Jean-Pierre with
20 points. Edinboro finished the
season with an impressive 22-8
record, overall.
Pitt-Johnstown, the host for the
East Regional tournament, took
on Pace University in the
nightcap on Friday. The Lady
Cats crushed the Setters, 93-50,
and set the scenario for
Saturday's East Region
championship game.
Earlier in the season, Clarion
edged the Lady Cats 89-86 at
Tippin Gymnasium in the third
game of the 1991-92 season.
Pitt-Johnstown entered the game
on Saturday with nothing but
revenge on their minds. Clarion
just wanted to play two halves of
consistent, clean basketball.
Assistant coach Dave Bryant
said it best before game when he
stated that it would all come
down to who wanted the game
the most.
When the two nationally
ranked teams took to the court,
Pitt- Johnstown caught fire and
jumped out to a 10-0 lead.
Mindy Young of the Lady Cats
hit a jumper from the foul line
and then seconds later,
connected on a fast break lay-up
to give Pitt-Johnstown the 10-
point advantage.
Then, after Coach Parsons took
a time out and set things straight
with the Golden Eagles, Clarion
fought back and at intermission
had tied the game at 34 as Shelly
Respecki hit the second half of a
two shot foul.
After halftime, Clarion took a
short lived lead and as the
second half progressed, the game
turned into a see-saw battle with
each team exchanging leads.
The final minutes were very
physical, especially under the
boards where Clarion held a
surprising edge in rebounding
throughout the contest. Clarion
out-rebounded Pitt-Johnstown,
46-38.
As the game neared the final
buzzer, Pitt-Johnstown led, 73-
70, and in desperation, Carlita
Jones fouled Amy Kessler. The
foul was deemed "intentional"
and Kessler made the first of two
free throws to seal the win.
Mindy Young later hit the first of
a one-and-one to give the Lady
Cats a 75-70 lead. Shannon "the
Cannon" Coakley nailed an
NBA range three-pointer with
:00.1 left on the clock to cut the
lead to 75-73, but it was all too
late as Pitt-Johnstown got their
revenge and moved on the the
final eight.
Scoring leaders in the game for
Clarion were Respecki and
Coakley with 15 points apiece
and Carlita Jones with 10. Pitt-
Johnstown was led by Young
who had 23 and Croyle with 16.
Clarion finished their season
with an excellent 25-4 mark.
Pitt-Johnstown moved their
record to 25-3.
Coach Parsons has created one
of the best programs not only in
the state of Pennsylvania, but in
the nation. Women's basketball
used to be laughed at here in
Clarion. Before Coach Parson's
arrived, the Golden Eagles were
a team with a lot of talent, but
lacked the coaching leadership
that it took to produce a winner.
After a three win season in 1988-
89, Coach Parsons came to
Clarion and put together three
straight years of winning
basketball and two straight
NCAA playoff births.
This year, the women again
played exceptionally well. With
a barrage of three-point shooters
and an improved inside game,
Clarion was a team that was not
only hard to beat, but a team
widely feared throughout the
PSAC.
Clarion will lose three seniors
(Respecki, Jeannine Tyler and
Tracie Murray), but will still
have tremendous talent coming
back next season. Leatha Dudeck
is considered by many to be the
best all-around player in the
conference. Carlita Jones will be
the best inside player in the
PSAC next year. And Shannon
"The Cannon" Coakley, Amy
"Bombs Away" Coon, Sue "Air
Attack" Adams and Pam "The
Trey Master" Montsier will
continue the "air raid" on the
PSAC in 1992-93.
This year's 25-4 record was
impressive, and the
disappointing loss to Pitt-
Johnstown last weekend will be
short lived. Coach Parsons is
sure to have her team looking
forward and not dwelling on the
past.
Jack Davis named as head
wrestling coach for 1992-93
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
Clarion University President
Diane Reinhard announced last
Wednesday that Jack Davis will
move up from his assistant
position to become CUP's head
wrestling coach, effective April
1, 1992.
Davis will be taking over for
retiring coach Bob Bubb, who
led the Golden Eagles for the
past 26 seasons.
"I am very excited about being
named the new head coach here
at Clarion, and I hope to
maintain the competitive
Division I program that coach
Bubb has built here," said Davis.
Davis has been Clarion
University's assistant wrestling
coach for the past 17 seasons,
after wrestling for the Golden
Eagles from 1970-74.
As a senior, the 134 pound
Davis compiled a 22-14-1 record
in helping Bubb's Golden Eagles
to a 24-2 season slate, and their
third straight PSAC title.
After joining the CUP
coaching staff in 1975, Davis has
Come support
D Phi E'S
from St. Francis, I.U.P., California, Bloomsburg,
and Clarion
as they "Volley" for Cystic Fibrosis.
When;
Sat., March 21, 12-4 p.m.
Sun., March 22, 1-5 p.m.
Where:
Tippin Gym
The sports staff
would like to
wish Bernie,
Steve, John,
Scott and Kurt
the best of luck
at Oklahoma
City this
weekend.
been the school's chief recruiter
of the quality talent that Clarion
has put on the mat each season.
"I am very pleased that the
university has decided to
promote Jack as the head coach
here at Clarion," said retiring
coach Bubb. "He has been a
loyal and hard-working assistant
coach and is well deserving of
this position. I wish him the very
best of luck in the future and
have no doubts that the wrestling
tradition will continue under his
leadership."
Current assistant coach Ken
Nellis, also a former CUP
grappler, will move up to the
first assistant position on the
staff.
The Golden Eagle squad, will
have five wrestlers in action at
the NCAA Division I national
tourney starting today and
continuing through Saturday.
Kurt Angle, Erik Burnett, John
Dasta, Scott Henry and Steve
Krouse will be competing in
what will be Coach Bubb's final
coaching appearance.
Sports Opinion
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Surprise. . . Seattle has the talent to win the West
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The American League West
has been considered to be the
strongest division in the majors
for the past two years. This year,
the National League West could
take over that position, but that
will not affect the AL West until
October.
Seventh place — California
Angels. The Angels tried to
acquire more power during the
winter meetings, and for a few
days owner Gene Autry actually
thought that Bobby Bonilla
would be wearing a halo come
March. But Bonilla liked the
crime of New York better than
the smog of L.A., so Autry
compromised and signed two
middle aged, mediocre players in
Von Hayes (Philly) and Hubie
Brooks (Mets). This tandem
combined for an average of .232
in '91. Sorry, Gene, these guys
won't do the job.
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The Angels only strength is
pitching, but many feel that
pitching is all you need to win.
Jim Abbott, Chuck Finley and
Mark Langston are the best
pitchers in the West. The
southpaws all finished last year
with 18 or more wins and
acceptable ERA's.
California's bullpen is also a
plus. Autry signed former
Brewer Chuck Crim in the off
season. Crim, along Mark
Eichorn, will keep the Angels in
the game until relief ace Bryan
Harvey comes in to close.
Harvey could end with 50 saves.
If he does this and if Abbott,
Finley and Langston all record
20 wins, California could end at
the top of the division. But weak
hitting and age will keep Cal
from winning the pennant.
Sixth place — Oakland
Athletics. If the A's offense were
to merge with Cal's pitching, the
Oakland Angels (hypothetical
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we all know, mergers just don't
happen in baseball.
If you were to go back to the
mid-80's, Oakland would have a
very strong rotation. But unless
you're Michael J. Fox or
Christopher Lloyd, you can't go
into the past. Mike Moore, Dave
Stewart and Bob Welch have all
had 20 plus win seasons, but last
year proved to be a disaster.
Stewart went on the DL and
Welch somehow lost the arm that
got him a Cy Young award.
Moore was the only real bright
spot in the rotation, winning 17
games with an ERA under 3.00.
But don't expect this quartet to
do any major damage to AL
hitters.
The A's still have that strong
outfield (Rickey "I'm the
greatest" Henderson, Dave
Henderson and Jose Canseco)
and one of the best DH's in the
game (Harold Baines). But if
Oakland wants to contend, they
will need Mark McGwire to hit
.250 (not .201) and ding more
than 25 taters. But the nicer half
of the Bash Brothers has been
declining in every offensive
category since he entered the
league. So don't look for this late
'80's dynasty to finish higher
than sixth.
Fifth place — Kansas City
Royals. Good-bye, Bret
Saberhagen; hello, Rusty
Meacham. Who? That's right,
K.C. lost the best pitcher in their
rotation and gained a nobody
from the Tigers. I don't think
Meacham's 5.20 ERA will
replace the arm that the Royals
had been relying on for the past
eight years. K.C. still has Tom
"Rash" Gordon, Mark Gubicza
and Kevin Appier. But only
Appier had a winning season last
year, and his second half was
sub-par.
Although K.C. lost their
biggest offensive threat in Danny
Tartabull, they still have Brian
McRae and Jim Eisenreich.
McRae will eventually become a
great lcadoff if manager/father
Hal McRae decides to put him in
the one spot. Eisenreich has
decent offensive stats, but he
probably won't hit .300 like he
did a year ago.
Kevin McReynolds was
acquired from the Mets for
Saberhagen, but expect
McReynolds' bat to replace
Saberhagen 's arm or, for that
matter, Tartabull's bat.
McReynolds is also a terrible
outfielder and should defense in
K.C. to an all-time low. This will
leave the Royals in the bottom
half of the division.
Fourth place — Minnesota
Twins. The Twins have great
young pitchers in Scott Erickson
(20-8) and Kevin Tapani (16-9),
but their unbelievable stats in '91
will not be duplicated this year.
The Twins lost leftfielder Dan
Gladden, but they really didn't
need him. Randy Bush, who
batted .303 in 93 games last year,
will replace Gladden and give
the Twin Cities a strong outfield.
Kirby Puckett and Shane Mack
both batted over .300 and have
strong arms. But because of stiff
competition in the West, the
defending World Champs will
finish fourth.
Third place — Texas Rangers.
The key to success for the
Rangers will be the development
of a three-man in the rotation.
Nolan Ryan, at 45, is still the
best hurler in the game. And Jose
Guzman will probably win 18
games in '92. But after Ryan and
Guzman, the starting rotation is
lost.
Julio Franco, Rafael Palmeiro
and Ruben Sierra are considered
to be the best right side of the
field in the league. All three bat
better than .300 and Sierra has
power comparable to Frank
Thomas.
But in order for Texas to
contend, acquired shortstop
Dickie Thon will have to be a
superman in the leadoff position.
Don't hold your breath.
Second place — Chicago
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White Sox. I know, I know. You
probably think that Chicago is
the choice, but every writer and
his brother are taking the Chisox.
I just don't like going with the
norm.
Last year, the White Sox only
had one proven starter, Jack
McDowell. Greg Hibbard looked
like he could become the two-
man, but he had a dismal second
half and finished with an 11-11
record. Wilson Alvarez could be
a star in a few years, but he is
still too young to perform.
The Sox still have the best
closer in the game, Bobby
Thigpen, but they need a better
rotation for Thigpen to reach 40
saves again.
The White Sox have a strong
infield with Frank Thomas,
Steve Sax, Ozzie Guillen and
Robin Ventura. Thomas is
simply the best player in baseball
and is destined for the Hall of
Fame.
I'm looking for Chicago to
find some way to win 90 games
and still finish second.
First place — Seattle
Mariners. Quit laughing. This
team really has the talent to take
the pennant. The only question
mark will be pitching. Randy
Johnson, Erik Hanson and Brian
Holman have the skills to be as
good as the Angels starting
three. All the Mariners need is a
catcher to call a good game for
these talents. Dave Valle is not
the answer.
Edgar Martinez has become a
talented third baseman, but
Seattle needs Martinez to hit 20
homers and knock in 80 runs. If
he does this, they should have no
problems.
The outfield has been
strengthened with the acquisition
of Kevin Mitchell. Mitchell had
27 dongs for San Francisco last
year, but he only batted .256. He
needs to improve that average
for Seattle to win.
Ken Griffey Jr. is quickly
becoming a superstar (i.e. KG Jr.
candy bar). KG has all the tools
(.327, 22 HR's, 100 RBI's, 18
stolen bases in '91) that it takes
to be an MVP and if Seattle wins
the pennant, he will win the
MVP award.
I know it looks like I went too
much with my gut feelings, but
this division is just too
competitive. The key to winning
this division is avoiding injuries.
If any one of these teams avoids
injury, that team will win.
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Sports Opinion
Give me your bookie's number, I'm taking the Jays
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
Not to take anything away
from the much anticipated
"March Madness" extravaganza
that begins today, but there is
something else quickly sneaking
up on sports fans that is just as
beloved - Major League
Baseball.
It is my task to present to you
the American League East - a
division that hasn't brought
home the crown in quite awhile.
But it has exhausted all of the
Billy Buckner excuses. The East
is about due to bring home a
championship! Anybody but
that Canadian team, please!
Let's start in the basement and
work up (for the element of
surprise).
7th place - The Cleveland
Indians. Rickey "the wild thing"
Vaughn doesn't pitch for the real
Indians. But they do have some
young arms that could help the
Tribe overcome the Orioles for
sixth place. But there is no
Roger Clemens type hurler on
this staff. Sandy Alomar Jr. is
the best defensive catcher in the
American League. He'll help
the young arms if he stays
healthy. Cleveland's outfield
will carry the bulk of the offense.
They have the potential to be
great or to self destruct. It is a
lot easier to do the latter. Albert
Belle must control his temper.
Former Blue Jays Glenallen Hill
and Mark Whiten must
overcome frequent injuries.
They have a young manager
(Mike Hargrove), a young team
and a good attitude. But no
chance in hell of winning.
6th place - The Baltimore
Orioles. The O's will be playing
in a new park this year. From
what I hear, it is tremendous.
But the only good teams, that
will be playing there in 1992,
will be visiting.
Cal Ripken Jr., an MVP on any
team, will play short - and play,
and play, and play, until he
catches Lou Gehrig's all-time
consecutive games streak. And
it does not effect his play. But
he can't win a division
championship by himself. He
could probably only lift them as
high as fifth place. Glenn Davis
will hit some monster shots to
complement Ripken.
The starters all push 90 mph
and average 25 years of age.
Mike Mussina will eventually
emerge as the staff ace. But Jose
Mesa, Arthur Rhodes and
Anthony Telford aren't ready
yet. Stopper, Gregg Olson, has
held the staff together. When the
league starts ripping him (like I
think they will), they will have to
battle the Tribe hard to stay out
of the basement.
5th place - The Detroit Tigers.
Who knows with the Tigers?
They'll probably fool us again
and take the division. Last
season, they ranked 14th in
hitting in the American League
with only a .241 batting average.
They, also, averaged over 7
strikeouts a game (almost 1200
total). They were 12th in the
A.L. in pitching with a 4.51
E.R.A. But folks, they finished
in a tie for second place! They
can't possibly do it again. Can
they? Maybe bashing the
baseball into oblivion has
something to do with it?
Sluggers like big Cecil Fielder,
Mickey Tettleton, Rob Deer, Lou
Whitaker and Travis Fryman
helped the Tigers lead the planet
in home runs (209). Lack of
pitching is what holds Detroit
back. Bill Gullickson had 20
wins, but a 3.90 E.R.A. Veteran
Frank Tanana won 13 games, but
had a 3.77 E.R.A. If they
continue to score over five runs a
game they'll be OK. This is not
the best team in the division.
4th place - The Milwaukee
Brewers. The Brew Crew is a
very talented ball club. But
injuries always seem to kill their
chances to contend. And with
the age factor of certain
superstars, time may be running
out.
The Brewers finished the
season on a 40-19 run after a
horrid 43-60 start. If they want
Wegman and Bruce Ruffin is not
anything to be scared of.
Navarro will satisfy any
Rotisseric owner with 15 wins.
But Plesac will get shelled early
and often until he is, eventually,
replaced by rookie, fireballer Cal
Eldred. The bullpen is also up in
the air. A young, inexperienced
closer in Doug Henry and
virtually no middle relief. This
team may contend, but they will
definitely not be mistaken for
"Harvey's Wallbangers" of the
early 80's come October.
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Boston will be strong contenders for the crown in 1992.
to contend this time around,
Veterans Robin Yount (37) and
Paul Molitor (35) have to have
career years. Molitor will be
asked to come close to his '91
stats, which he probably will.
Pitching is the key. A starting
staff of Dan Plesac, Jaime
Navarro, Chris Bosio, Bill
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3rd place - The New York
Yankees. Yes, you guessed it!
I'm a Yankees fan. I would put
them above any of my realistic
expectations. They may not
finish ahead of Milwaukee or
Detroit but one can only dream.
Third place! Why? Because,
believe it or not the Bronx
Bombers are talented, young and
can only improve.
Danny Tartabull and Roberto
Kelly will be the toasts of New
York in 1992. You know what
Tartabull can do. Kelly will
blossom into a superstar with 20
plus HR's and 40 plus steals.
Don Mattingly, Kevin Maas, Mel
Hall and Matt Nokes will say
"hello" to Yankee Stadium's
short right field porch more
times than last year. Scott
Sanderson and Melido Perez will
hold down the pitching staff fort
(that always collapses). The
pinstripers are a Dennis Martinez
type pitcher away from
contending. Steve Howe and
Steve Farr lead a talented
bullpen.
2nd place - The Boston Red
Sox. I desperately want
someone to overtake the Jays.
The BoSox may be the squad to
do it.
The boys from Beantown
certainly have a capable offense.
Proven stars Wade Boggs, Ellis
Burks, Mike Greenwell, Tom
Brunansky and Jack Clark will
all improve on their '91 stats.
And full seasons from powerful
Mo Vaughn and Phil Plantier
could give Boston the best
offense in the league, especially
in Fenway Park! Boston has
said for years (ever since they
have lost lefty Bruce Hurst), that
all they needed was someone
other than Roger Clemens. Now
they have Frankie Viola to play
his "sweet music." Danny
Darwin will return to give the
Sox a capable third starter.
1st place - Unfortunately, the
Toronto Blue Jays. The Jays
have only improved and they do
have the most talent in the
division. They have a
tremendous starting staff in Jack
Morris, Jimmy Key, Todd
Stottlemyre, Dave Stieb and Juan
Guzman. Juan Guzman, as a
rookie, threw damn hard in '91.
David Wells is back in the pen to
join Duane Ward, Ken Dayley
and Tom Henke. On offense, Joe
Carter had 33 homers and 108
RBI's. After that, Toronto had a
power outage. But John Olerud,
Kelly Gruber, newly acquired
Dave Winfield and rookie Derek
Bell will bring the homer back to
Canada in 1992. The only team
that will beat the Blue Jays in the
East is the Blue Jays. Any
injury, letdown or loss that hits
Toronto this summer will make
me happy. Keep America's
pastime in America (a plug).
The A.L. East has adopted the
old cliche, "If we can't beat 'em,
join 4 em." Sick of being called
the "A.L. Least," the division
has dipped into the A.L. West
(Dave Winfield, Jack Morris,
Danny Tartabull, Mike Gallego,
etc.) and into the National
League (Frank Viola, Bruce
Ruffin, Jack Armstrong, etc.) to
try to make the East a better
place to be. It will prove to be
much more exciting in 1992 with
any one of four teams winning
the division. I just hope it isn't
that damn Canadian team with
the fantastic stadium and french
speaking fans!
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The sisters of Tri-Sigma welcome our
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The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau would
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day and should share this honor
with me."
Miller, who has a men's dual
meet record of 1 14-25 at Clarion,
has led Clarion to 12 PS AC titles
in the past 14 seasons.
Hrovat, meanwhile, saw his
diving team better the diving
performances from a year ago
when he was also voted NCAA
Div.II "Men's Diving Coach of
the Year." Last year, his diver's
posted a national championship
and 6 All-America
performances. In 1992, Hrovat's
divers posted another national
championship and 10 All-
American performances. "I said
right from the start that we were
extremely fortunate to be able to
recruit a diving coach with
Dave's abilities," said Miller.
"We had a great coach in Don
LBas before he retired, and now
we're happy to have Dave. He's
truly carrying on the diving
tradition at Clarion."
Hrovat attended Chartiers
Valley High and was WPIAL
and PIAA champion, as well as a
High School Ail-American
before graduating in 1984. He
attended Clemson University,
was ACC "Diver of the year" in
1988 (1 & 3 meter champion),
plus an Ail-American in 1987.
After accepting a graduate
assistantship at Virginia Tech, he
came to Clarion as head diving
coach in August of 1990.
The Clarion University
Women's Swimming and Diving
team, finished fifth at the NCAA
Div.II National Championships.
Oakland, Michigan
successfully defended their
national title scoring 621.5 team
points, with Northern Michigan
second at 475. Clarion was fifth
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Leading the way for Clarion in
the pool were Becky
Jushchyshyn, Cindy Wonka,
Justine Gibbons, Stephanie
Kissell, Dina Maylor and
Debbie Jones. The diving
contingent included included
Kim Strawbridge, Amy
Paganie, Stephanie Kent and
Jill Brought.
Jushchyshyn, a junior, was
outstanding at nationals. She
won the 100 yard breaststroke
title with a school record time
of 1:05.61, plus set a school
record in the first 50 yards with
a split time of 31.14 seconds.
She also placed sixth in the 200
breaststroke with a time of
2:23.03. Jushchyshyn also
helped the 200 medley relay
and the 400 medley relay teams
to third place finishes, making
her a four-time Ail-American.
She is an eight-time All-
AmeriCan in two seasons.
Wonka, an outstanding
freestyler in her career at
Clarion, was a seven-time All-
American at nationals. She
placed second in the 500
freestyle with a time of :23.79
seconds, plus was third in the
100 free with a :51.72 clocking.
She was also part of five relay
teams that placed over the
weekend. Wonka finishes her
career as a 27-time All-
American, only one short of the
maximum 28 possible All-
America placings.
Gibbons, a sophomore, also
was a seven-time All-American,
including four individual
placings and three relays. She
placed third in the 200
backstroke with a school record
time of 2:05.28. She was also
part of the 200 and 400 medley
relays that placed third. Gibbons
is now an 11 -time All- American.
Maylor, a senior, was a seven-
time Ail-American with two
individual placings. She also
swam all five relays. Dina is a
14-time All- American.
Kissell, a freshman, had a
strong nationals performance.
Kissell posted five All-America
placings. Her best placings were
a third place in the 200 free and
a third in the 400 free relays.
The diving team had four All-
America placings.
Strawbridge, a sophomore
representing Clarion for the first
time, earned All-American
honors on both boards. She
placed third on the one-meter
board earning 326.95 points,
then was fourth on the 3-meter
with 377.45.
Paganie, a freshman, placed
13th on the 3-meter scoring
315.55 points, while Kent, a
sophomore, placed tenth on the
one-meter scoring 301.65.
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Volume 73, Issue 21 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania March 26, 1992
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- National-
NEW HAVEN, Conn. (AP) - Yale University has had
only three alumni in the White House, but chances of
another arc good.
Three of the four remaining major presidential
candidates attended the university either as an
undergraduate or law school student.
President Bush graduated from Yale College in 1948.
Jerry Brown graduated from the law school in 1964. Bill
Clinton finished his law degree in 1973, and his wife,
Hillary, is a law school alumnae.
Paul Tsongas, who suspended his campaign Thursday,
graduated from the law school in 1967.
- State -
PITTSBURGH (AP) - When the Pittsburgh Pirates open
their 1992 season, retired Pittsburgh Steelers coach Chuck
Noll will throw out the ceremonial first pitch.
The Pirates play the Montreal Expos on April 6 at Three
Rivers Stadium.
"The Pirates extended the invitation as our way of
publicly recognizing Coach Noll for his tremendous
contributions to professional sports and the city of
Pittsburgh," Pirates spokesman Rick Cerrone said.
Noll coached the Steelers for 23 seasons before retiring
after last season. He is the only NFL coach to win four
Super Bowls.
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- In r 'his Issue -
News
-Companies scout employees
Pg.6
-C.U.P professor goes abroad
Pg.6
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Features
-Hirsch gives scoop on soaps
Pg.10
-Academy Award predictions
Pg.16
Sports
-Morton All-East selection
Pg. 17
-NL previews
Pgs. 18, 20
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday- Mostly cloudy, rain all day. High 50
Saturday- Overcast, slightly cooler. High 39
Sunday- Snow returns to Clarion. High 34
Monday- Cloudy, snow turns to rain. High 37
Tuesday- Mostly sunny, warmer. High 43
Wednesday- Mostly cloudy, warm. High 50.
Kurt Angle and company finish
eighth in Division I tournament
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
Senior heavyweight Kurt Angle
ended his spectacular Clarion
wrestling career Saturday night as
he was crowned the NCAA's
Division ^.national champion for the
second time in three years.
Angle scored a 3-2 decision over
North Carolina State's Sylvester
Terkay in the final match of the
tournament to give retiring head
coach Bob Bubb his seventh and
final NCAA champion. The win
was more impressive, considering
that Terkay won the Gorrarian
Award for most pins in the shortest
aggregate time (4, 6:31).
Angle's efforts* along with those
of All-American Erik Burnett,
senior Scott Henry and juniors John
Dasta and Steve Krouse, enabled
Clarion to finish in the eighth
position overall. The Iowa
Hawkeyes finished first in the team
standings, Oklahoma State was
second and Penn State ended in
third place at the national tourney
held in Oklahoma City.
As Coach Bubb said, "It was a
great finish to a great year, not only
for Kurt, but for the entire team."
Bubb also said that, "Erik Burnett's
wrestling was outstanding (finishing
fifth at 118) and if not for the
winning contributions of Scott
Henry (158), John Dasta (142) and
Steve Krouse (134), we would not
have finished as high as we did."
Angle, who beat wrestlers from
Northern Iowa, Virginia Tech, Ohio
State and Arizona State to get to the
finals, defeated N.C. State's Terkay
for the second time this season and
third time overall.
Terkay (6'5", 255 lbs.) was,
according to Angle (6'0", 208 lbs.),
"the strongest man that I have ever
wrestled." Angle also said that his,
"early escape was the key to the
match."
The two heavyweights exchanged
escape points in the second (Angle)
and third periods (Terkay) to tie the
score at 1-1. With a little over thirty
seconds remaining in the third
period, Angle scored two points on
a 'quick duck-under takedown to
give him a 3-1 lead over the tiring
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
As well as winning the PSAC title, Kurt Angle was again crowned
the NCAA's Division I national heavyweight champion.
Terkay. The N.C. State heavyweight and earlier in the tourney senior Erik
scored another escape point before Burnett became the 26th.
the buzzer to make the final score 3- "Bernie" also had a strong
2, but it was not enough as Angle's performance in the tournament as
hand was raised in victory. he went 5-2, finishing fifth in the
Angle is now a three time All H8 pound weight class, and being
American and two time national
champion. He was the heavyweight
champ in 1990 and the runner-up last
named an All-American for the first
time.
The Clarion senior beat some
year. He owns four EWL and three strong competition, such as Duke's
PSAC tides. Angle's career record is Mike Darlington, the tenth seed, and
116-10-2, which ranks him seventh eighth seeded Ty Moore of North
on Clarion's all-time win list. Carolina.
Coach Bubb said that, "without a Burnett was leading in a bout with
doubt, Kurt is one of the all-time fifth seeded Donnie Rawls, but lost
greats to wrestle here at Clarion." on a controversial last second
That's strong praise coming from one
of the all-time coaching greats in the
sport of wrestling.
Angle became the 27th All-
American that Bubb has coached,
takedown. "Bernie" then came back
to defeat Cal's Kevin Kinane in the
match for fifth place.
(cont. on pg. 17)
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FTERTHOUGHTS
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by Harry Hartman
EditoMn-Chief
"You no good lousy criminal"
"Carolina in
the Evening"
Dear Clarion,
Greetings from North
Carolina's Crystal Coast. I am
writing to you from Fincannon
#1 East on Emerald Isle. I can
see the ocean from my wooden
rocking chair here on the back
deck. The breeze is cool and
fresh; the sound of the breakers
on the beach is relaxing, and the
sunset in the west is glorious.
But this is not why I'm here.
I'm not spending my vacation
perfecting a tan or lazying
around this beautiful resort. I'm
here working- Hard- Helping to
build a new house for Dollie
Ward.
Dollie Ward is about 65 years
old. She's lived in her home on
Bogue Loop Road for nearly 40
years. Her son Tommy and his
children live with her, and her
daughter Georgia lives in the
trailer behind the house. Dollie
hasn't always been able to afford
garbage pick-up. Before our
teams began work Dollie 's house
was saturated (inside and out)
with a tractor-trailer load of
trash. The only heat came from
a dilapidated wood stove
(because wood could be obtained
free, thus free heat).
When the house became totally
unlivable, Dollie and her family
contacted the local chapter of
Habitat for Humanity- a
volunteer organization which
sells decent housing with no
interest to eligible families.
Dollie was lucky to be chosen
because the Cartaret County
Habitat for Humanity has just
expanded their program to four
houses per year. Because of
local drainage problems, Dollie 's
house had to be renovated rather
than totally rebuilt.
The plans call for Dollie's
house to be remodelled into a
maintenance-free, energy-
efficient structure. Vinyl siding
and gas appliances will be parts
of the finished product. Still,
Kim Bush
Dollie wants a wood stove
installed in the house; she's
afraid the time will come when
she can't afford the gas bill.
When we made our plans to
come, we were supposed to
begin the demolition. Thank
heavens the local chapter got
started on the project early.
Chris, a local volunteer, told me
the demolition crew found
various dead rodents and a
recently dead cat under the
house; Tommy Simpson, the
contractor, won't even discuss
the orignal condition of the
house with me.
We are working on the walls,
floors and roof now. It's tough
business. Maybe I'm sounding
like a torn-boy, but I assure you
I'm not. I've learned to use a
(Cont. on pg. 4)
I've been a witness to several comical-ludicrous events in
the past couple of days that I thought I might share with you.
The day always begins as a normal class session with
education the main focus on all minds within the classroom.
And then, they strike. It's the SWAT team. No, it's theGreen
Berets. Wrong again, it's those defenders of justice. . .the
boys in dark blue. It's the Public Safety officers coming to
get you.
That's right, those pseudo-police, have now stepped into
the classroom, to get the most dangerous of offenders
the illegal student parker.
That's right students, beware! If you have unpaid parking
tickets, you can't even hide out in your classrooms anymore.
They'll be there waiting or they'll interrupt your class to get
their money.
"But officer, I need to pass this final exam to graduate,"
cries a student.
"Sorry son, you'll have to come with us. That $6 you owe
may just balance the budget. Book'em Danno."
Isn't this taking "justice" a bit far?
Suppose a professor refuses to allow officers to pull a
student out of class, will the officers arrest the educator for
obstruction of justice, and haul him off to jail?
People can seek sanctuary from the law in a church. Is it
possible that a student could claim educational sanctuary
inside a classroom?
I hope to receive some type of response to my editorial
from the Public Safety department.
I would like to know if this police-state type of action is
truly necessary? Seems as if this country, and especially this
campus, leans more and more towards an authoritarian or
dictatorship type of leadership party every day.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
Seaj&nYRaAUY cwcKSW^ortc^wscRit^
National Student News Service
The Clarion Call - 3-26-92 - Page 3
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EADER RESPONSES
Thank you,
President
Reinhard
Dear Editor-
We'd like to take this
opportunity to personally thank
President Reinhard for helping
us resolve a most troublesome
incident. Her generous help and
cooperation was greatly
appreciated.
On the night of March 16th, an
unknown individual turned on
the hot water in the sinks and
showers in the restroom of 1st
floor Nair Hall. The resulting
steam triggered the fire alarm
thus causing the entire building
to be evacuated.
As a result, the Resident
Director, Patti Burt, made the
decision to lock the restroom for
a period of 24 hours. We felt
this was extremely unfair to the
residents of the floor who were
not involved. We went to Ms.
Burt to ask that the restroom
door be unlocked. Because of
our continued questioning, the
decision was made to extend the
period from 24 hours to one
week, or until the guilty party
came forward.
This injustice prompted us to
seek help from higher authority.
We attempted to talk to the
Housing Director, Barry Morris,
who informed us that the action
taken was within Ms. Burt's
power. We then proceeded to
call President Reinhard and
appeal to her. We felt badly for
calling her because it was very
late, and we knew it would be an
inconvienence to her. She was
very cordial on the phone even .
though we may have disturbed
her. Dr. Reinhard's caring and
understanding pleased us greatly.
She immediately contacted the
Resident Director, and the
restroom was unlocked within
fifteen minutes.
It's nice to know that our
president is actively involved in
student affairs and is genuinely
concerned for our well being.
Once again, we would like to
thank President Reinhard for all
her help.
-Residents of 1st floor
Nair Hall
The abortion
decision
Dear Editor-
The three Democratic
presidential candidates are pro-
abortion including Catholic Jerry
Brown. Speaking as a Roman
Catholic who participates in the
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Blessed Virgin Mary, it is my from striving for racial equality,
disernment that no Catholic may It should just reaffirm that race
vote for a man who will facilitate prejudice still exists. Although
abortions by appropriation and great strides have been made
legislation if elected. A Catholic against it, we still have a long
is morally bound to abstain from way to go. Ignorance and
supporting those who accept the stupidity can be found in all
murder of fetal human beings. walks of life. No matter what,
Catholic Canar Law states that you will always have someone
the woman who aborts her child against you. But in the words of
and those who perform the a close friend, "We, as African-
abortion as well as those who Americans, have to stop waiting
pay for the abortion are for White America's approval
automatically excommunicated, before we reject or accept an
It would appear that this idea of event. Their approval
excommunication applies to the should not be the litmus test for
willful pro-abortion voter also. determining our culture's
Academic theologians and validity. We are God's creation,
American bishop have not made in his likeness, not a
wanted to make this assertion, darkened mirror image of White
The episcopates are maintaining America."
a 'strange silence' about the Keep striving for racial
moral implications of voting for equality. Keep trying to make a
a pro-abortion candidate. difference. You are the future
If a Catholic does not wish to that they're afraid of!
vote for the Republican
candidate, he may refrain from -Sandy Hawkins,
voting. There are no Advisor of the College Chapter
circumstances in which a ofNAACP
Catholic may vote for a pro- — — ......
abortion candidate. POOF M^
-Joseph E. Vallely RieiHer
KaClSiH IS Dear Editor-
■ In the January 23, 1992 edition
HCr© of The Clarion Call appeared the
article "New student center
— — — — renamed for former CUP
Dear Editor- president." I would like to
Outside of the Minority Affairs pre face my letter by stating that I
Office is an achievement board did not know either Mr. Riemer,
called "The Wall of Fame" that Mr. Gemmel or their respective
acknowledges the achievements families. Additionally, I do not
of students and recognizes the intend disrespect for the
officers of the African-American University Council of Trustees
organizations on campus. The by writing this letter.
College Chapter of NAACP was My first concern addresses the
recently added to the wall and a renaming of a building which
few ignorant people decided to had previously been dedicated to
deface it. The NAACP stands honor an individual. Secondly,
for the "National Association for t h e Riemer Student Center
the Advancement of Colored expansion project had been
People". Under the acronym called Riemer Student Center
NAACP, someone changed it to expansion from planning to
"Negros Are All Colored ground breaking on November
Polaks". There are some people i 6 , 1992. This is not a new
on this campus who have a building, it is an addition to an
serious problem with change and existing building. Why even
cultural advancement. I pity consider a new name? This is
y° u " not a building which had not
I am the advisor to the bee n dedicated, such as the
NAACP chapter, and I feel an reC ently dedicated Moore Hall
obligation to respond to this (formerly Music Hall) and the
cowardly act of racism. My H art Chapel (formerly The
response is to the African- chapel). Has the University
American and other minority -
students on campus. Acts of this ( cont - on pg. 4)
Page 4 -The Clarion Call- 3-26-92
AIDS vandalism ignites student hate crime teach-in
Portland, ME (NSNS) Sparked
by the destruction of 99 posters
that were part of an AIDS
awareness exhibit, more than
350 students, faculty and staff
from the University of Southern
Maine (USM) held a rally,
speak-out and teach-in on hate
crimes and homophobia on
March 13.
The exhibit, composed of 250
posters on loan from the Center
on AIDS Documentation,
Research and Education
(CADRE) is entitled "Visual
AIDS" and is louring college
campuses across the nation. The
vandalism at USM is the first
encountered by the exhibit.
"The posters were promoting
safer sex in a positive way
involving gay men and lesbians,
as well as heterosexuals," says
Missy Lavallee, a USM
sophomore majoring in Art and
Women's Studies. Lavelle, a
member of the Gay and Lesbian
Alliance (GLA) at USM, argues
the only way to fight AIDS is
through education.
"The administration is very
supportive of the students'
reaction," says USM Assistant
Director of Media Relations
Susan Swain. "It's important for
students and administrators to
take a stand and show that this
kind of vandalism and hate crime
won't be tolerated, because
diversity of viewpoint is
essential to a university."
After the incident, USM's
student senate passed a motion to
donate $500 to CADRE as a
token of apology. A $500
reward has also been offered to
anybody with information on the
perpetrators of the crime.
Rence Smithey, a senior at
USM, applauds the teach-in and
sees it as responsible for
bringing a higher level of
awareness to the campus. "It's
the students' responsibility to
respond to aggressive acts of
hatred in a responsible manner,"
says Smithey. "It is not realistic
for people not to accept AIDS as
an epidemic, as life-threatening,
as society-threatening."
Clarion Universtiy celebrates Disabilities Awareness Week
Clarion University is currently
celebrating Disabilities
Awareness Week. The
celebration began on March 23
and is continuing through March
27.
The special events being held
during the week are being
sponsored by Clarion
University's People
Understanding the Situations of
the Handicapped (PUSH).
PUSH exists to increase
awareness, understanding and
sensitivity toward people with
disabilities.
Two specific events
highlighted the week's activities.
On March 23, there was a
speaker from the Civil Service
Commission discussed jobs for
the disabled. On March 25, the
Fairmount Theatre of the Deaf
(FTD) from Cleveland, Ohio
performed the play "Fools" by
renown playwright Neil Simon.
The performance was sponsored
by the Clarion University
President's Subcommission on
Disabilities, the Clarion
University Foundation and the
Clarion University Office of
Social Equity.
Other events during the week
Clarion University introduces
Telephone Registration during the
period of early registration April 6-27
Learn more about this new registration process at the
information session/demonstration to be held at Hart
Chapel on:
Thursday, March 26
2-3 p.m.
♦Additional information including the 1992 Fall
Schedule of Classes, TelReg instructions and
worksheets will be available at the Office of the
Registrar, 122 carrier Administration, beginning
Monday, March 30.
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included displays in Carlson
Library, and a scries of movies
shown in the residence halls.
These movies included
"Children of a Lesser God,"
"Bridge to Silence," "My Left
Foot," "A Summer to
Remember," "Crazy Moon,"
"Mayor and Me" and "The
Miracle Worker."
PUSH membership is open to
all campus students.
Approximately 125 students arc
registered with Academic
Support Services as having
disabilities.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
The Clarion Call
Reader Responses
(cont.frompg.3)
of Trustees set a precedent by
renaming Riemer Student Center
to Gemmel Student Complex?
Renovations are planned for
other campus buildings. Is
Harvey, Wilkinson or some other
building next on the agenda to be
renamed?
Based on the information
reported in January 23rd issue of
The Call, past president Gemmel
definitely earned the honor of a
campus building bearing his
name. What about Founders
Hall? The Stadium?
Should the contributions of Mr.
Riemer be ignored and
forgotten? Should his
accomplishments be discredited
by talk of honoring his name
only by renaming the "Eagles
Den" or some small area within
the new student center in his
memory?
More insignificant, but still
another concern. . . where did the
Council of Trustees come up
with the name 'student
complex'? I have searched
dictionaries and college
handbooks for any reference to
such student facilities being
named 'student complex'. I
can't find any. The word
'complex' is more often attached
to an office or housing facility.
What was wrong with 'student
center'? The newly renovated
and expanded Riemer Student
Center was designed with a
purpose of serving as a 'student
center' or perhaps more common
and appropriate, a 'Student
Union'.
The mission statement of
Clarion University, approved by
the Council of Trustees on
9/17/86, states that the
University provides an
environment which challenges
students. . . "to develop the
knowledge, skills and attitudes
required for entrance into a
variety of careers and for
participation in a free society as
enlightened citzens capable of
making wise and responsible
choices." Was the renaming of
Riemer Student Center a "wise
and responsible choice?"
•Name withheld upon request
Hide Park
(cont. from pg. 2)
hammer to pound nails and a
crow-bar to pull nails; I've lifted
24-foot 2x4s and helped lift
sheets of plywood over my head
onto the roof. I've mixed mortar
with a shovle, and I've shoveled
the old shingles into
wheelbarrows. Yeah, I'm sore.
To tell the truth, I ache from
head to toe (the head from
knocking it on the iron girder
under the house; the feet from
the leather work-boots my mom
loaned me).
My dad and both grandfathers
all laughed when I told them
what I was going to do over
break. I guess they couldn't
picture image- conscious, cross-
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stitching, book-reading me doing
construction. They probably
figured I was excited by the idea,
but was too naive to understand
what I was getting myself into.
This is the fourth nine-hour
day we've worked, and we have
two days left. Granted, it's been
tough and demanding, but every
time one of those family
members comes out and starts
thanking me and beats a few
nails with me, I feel satisfied and
strangely responsible for their
happiness and safety.
Dollie's house is due to be
completed by the end of March.
I wish I could be here when the
familv sees the finished, product
because they're not just "poor
people" or "lower class people"
they're my friends. They're
fellow humans, and if they want
to better their loves and are
willing to work hard, I feel
privileged to help them however
lean.
So Clarion, if you want to add
some serious value to your life
and want to make some special
connections to people in your
world, join Habitat for
Humanity. Stop by the United
Campus Ministry Office in
Becht Hall and sign up. I look
forward to working with you.
Kimberly Bush is a graduate
student in Library Science
Trustees analyze budget problems
Concerns about the budget
picture dominated the discussion
at the March 18 meeting of the
Clarion University Council of
Trustees.
Various contingency plans are
bein^ developed in order to deal
with an uncertain budget outlook
for the 1992-93 fiscal year
because of a possible seven
percent cut in state
appropriations which could
create a $2.8 million problem for
Clarion University.
Governor Robert Casey has
proposed a 3 1/2 percent
reduction in the annual slate
budget appropriation to the State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE) and has also asked for
another 3 1/2 percent give back
from the budget appropriation.
The projected $2.8 million
shortfall includes a $200 per year
tuition increase, but any tuition
increases are set by the State
System Board of Governors and
the group is not expected to take
any action until its July meeting.
The uncertainty over the
amount of Commonwealth
funding and tuition rates is
compounded by increased
personnel costs negotiated at the
state level and an anticipated 28
percent increase in Blue Cross
rates.
The projected budget also
anticipates an enrollment drop of
200 students because of a large
graduating class, but university
officials have enhanced
admissions efforts to recruit new
students.
Personnel costs account for 85
percent of the total Clarion
University budget and university
officials are reviewing all
unfilled positions on campus,
looking at savings through
attrition.
President Diane L. Reinhard
said that the university is
studying various contingency
plans and continues to ask for
input from campus
constituencies. Early retirements
under the Mellow Bill provided
the university with a number of
positions to be evaluated. Open
positions in all areas, including
management, staff and faculty
will be reviewed. Reinhard said
she has been looking at
management positions which can
be eliminated or consolidated.
Provost John Kuhn said
academic affairs has been
watching the enrollment patterns
and reviewing the budget
situation. "Each step of the way,
I've worked with the deans in
looking at the budget situation,"
said Kuhn. "We must make sure
adequate student offerings are
available, no matter what
adjustments in staffing or other
changes we institute."
Reinhard also indicated that a
better budget planning model has
been instituted.
A proposal to increase the
instructional support fee from
four percent of tuition to six
percent was discussed by
trustees, but action on an
increase was delayed until their
May 13 meeting.
The fee has been used to
maintain the same level of
support for instructional
equipment, for program
enhancements and to prevent
instructional funds from being
eroded by inflation. Additional
information about all fees at
Clarion will be presented to the
trustees and a better overall
picture of state funding scenarios
Index published each
December," said Dr. George
Curtis, vice president for student
affairs. The Index was 2.586
percent.
The new standard meal plan,
effective with the 1992 summer
sessions, includes: 20 meal plan,
' 'We must make sure adequate student
offerings are available, no matter
what adjustments in staffing or
other changes we institute. "
are also expected for the May
meeting.
Increases in food service fees
were approved by the trustees
because of the requirement that
all auxiliary operations be self
supporting. "The university food
service contract requires that the
reimbursements to the contractor
be adjusted yearly according to
increases in the Consumer Price
$588; 15 meal plan, $555; 10
meal plan, $423; 5 meal plan,
$256; summer weekly, $40; and
summer session, $196.
A new Optimum Meal Plan
was also approved to provide
students with a variety of
options. The new plan includes
a "flex dollar" account which
may be used in the new Student
Center Snack Bar and for pizza
delivery. In addition, each
Optimum Plan includes a cash
allowance which allows the
student to use his or her meal
ticket at the new Student Center
in lieu of Chandler Dining Hall
for any eligible meal. While
Standard Plans cover specific
meals, the new Optimum Plans
are variable. The new meal plan
includes: 20 meals with $75 flex
and cash allowance, $741; 15
meals with $100 flex and cash
allowance, $709; and 10 meals
with $50 flex and cash
allowance, $548.
A number of other universities
have similar plans and have been
well received by students.
The next meeting of the
Clarion University Council of
Trustees will be held May 13 at
Venango Campus in Oil City.
Courtesy of Public Affairs
Knorr named student trustee
by Kelley Mahoney
News Writer
Crystal Knorr was recently
appointed student trustee on the
University Council of Trustees at
Clarion University by Governor
Casey. She was among three
students, selected by a student
committee and approved by
President Reinhard, to be sent to
Harrisburg to be interviewed by
a committee from the
Chancellor's office. The selected
was excited to have the
qualifications to represent the
students," she said. "I can't wait
to jump in and get started."
Since the recent appointment,
Knorr won't have voting rights
until the next meeting held once
each month at Clarion. She will
have the chance to vote in May,
at the only Venango Campus
meeting, on the institution
material fee which she looks
forward to.
The types of duties and powers
'It's important for a student
to help in making
important decisions
and changes in the system. "
candidate is then recommended
to the Chancellor who then
recommends the candidates to
Ed Nolan of government
relations. The appointed person
then receives the state office
commission and a letter from
Casey stating the appointment as
student trustee.
Knorr, who went through the
process last year, was surprised
and nervous about the honor. "I
acquired with the position, as
outlined in Act 188, include
approval of all contracts and
purchases, an annual inspection
of facilities, voting on auxiliary
fees and an operating budget,
voting on standards of academic
programs and an annual
evaluation of the university
president.
"All the work and time are
worth it," said Knorr. "It's an
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Crystal Knorr was recently appointed student trustee of
Clarion University by Governor Robert Casey.
introduction to the university and
state systems. I get to know the
details of what is going on."
Knorr replaces former student
trustee, Margaret Jane Horner.
Homer resigned during the 1991
fall semester.
"It's important to have a
student trustee," said Norr. "It's
important for a student to help in
making important decisions and
changes in the system."
"I am excited," said Knorr.
It's a great honor."
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C.U.P. Professor leads U.S. Divers Abroad
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Health and Physical Education
professor Donald Leas went a bit
off track over winter break.
Instead of vacationing in warm
climates, he took a trip to
Germany and Russia.
During the first two weeks of
March, Leas led a U.S. Diving
Team to two meets — one in the
German seaport of Rostock and
the other in Moscow. The team
consisted of six divers from the
United States, each hoping for a
spot on the summer Olympic
team.
According to Leas, the U.S.
competed against approximately
23 to 25 different countries in
the two meets. Included among
those competing were Germany,
the Commonwealth of
Independent States, Mexico and
China. The very best divers
from the countries competed,
including gold medalists from
the 1988 Olympics in Seoul,
Korea.
Leas led one of a few U.S.
diving teams at the competition.
The U.S. maintains more than
one team in order to allow the
athletes to compete at different
meets.
Leas was the leader of the U.S.
contingency and judged at every
event.
He has been involved in U.S.
diving since 1969 and is
currently the National Rules
Chairman and the National
Safety Chairman.
"The changing politics are
evident," said Leas, who
witnessed milk and shoe lines in
Moscow and an increasing
variety of commercial goods,
such as cars, in Germany.
Leas said there are a higher
percentage of foreign made cars
in Germany than when he was
last in East Germany, before the
Berlin Wall fell. While in
Moscow, Leas even waited in
line at the famous Moscow
McDonalds. He described the
food there as "identical" to that
here in the U.S.
The German athletes now
speak English and mix openly
with the U.S. team, a drastic
change from the past. He also
noted that the former Russian
team no longer has government
officials observing their every
move.
When asked about the strength
of the U.S. diving team, Leas
responded that, although the
team is weakened somewhat by
the loss of gold medalist Greg
Louganis, it still possesses three
or four strong medal contenders
on the men's team and about the
same number on the women's
team.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Professor Donald Leas recently led a U.S. Diving team to
meets in Russia and Germany.
Companies scout for future employees on campus
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
Career Services is presently
accepting resumes for
prospective employers who will
be coming to CUP to conduct on
campus interviews.
Every year, Career Service
Directors recruit employers to
come to Clarion to look for
potential employees.
One of the recruiters coming to
Clarion are F. V. Wolf &
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interviewing on April 10. The
positions available are
accountant executive/stock-
brokers. Business administration
majors are preferred for the
openings. However, all majors
will be considered. The sign-up
dates for interviewing with F. V.
Wolf & Company are March 10-
27.
For students willing to move to
the Washington D.C. area, there
are positions available in
business, advertising, journalism
and government with Mayfair
Associates, Inc. They will be
interviewing at Clarion on April
23. Sign up dates for on campus
interviews with the corporation
will be April 3-22.
Opportunities are available
locally and nationally for agency
managers with State Farm
Mutual Insurance Company.
They will interview on campus
on April 24. Sign up dates for
on campus interviews with State
Farm are March 21 through
April 13. Business
administration majors are
preferred but all majors will be
considered.
Prudential Financial Services
will be interviewing for special
representatives on May 1. Sign-
up dates for majors in business
administration, liberal arts and
communication majors are April
1-22.
An information table will be
available for positions in Officer
Training/College Assistance with
the U.S. Marine Corps at
Chandler Dining Hall (Harvey
Hall side) from 10:00 a.m. to
2:00 p.m. on April 1. Students
who do not have a lunch pass,
can get a special pass from
Career Services to get into the
lobby.
On April 9, Clarion University
will host a teacher recruiting fair
from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. at
Tippin Gymnasium. In order to
attend the fair, students must be
pre-registered with the Office of
Career Services.
According to Tony Linnan,
Assistant Director of Career
Services, "Many good contacts
are made through on campus
interviewing."
Students or recent graduates of
Clarion University who are
interested in on campus
interviewing or want a complete
list of recruiters coming to
Clarion during the latter part of
the spring semester, should visit
the Office of Career Services in
114 Egbert.
Clinton's secret to presidential campaign revealed
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP)
Bill Clinton works hard to make
his friends. And he makes his
friends work hard for him.
The secret to his Democratic
presidential campaign is a huge
network of Democrats and
independents whose friendships
Clinton cultivated for years,
some since college days.
They're called FOBs - Friends
of Bill's.
*Tve been called an SOB a
couple of times but never an
FOB," said Texas Land
Commissioner Garry Mauro,
who helped Clinton win the
Democratic primary in Texas
March 10.
Mauro is among several FOBs
who met Clinton in 1972 when
he ran George McGovern's
campaign in Texas.
Thirty to 50 people form
Clinton's circle of informal
advisers, many of them old
friends of the governor or his
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economists and foreign policy
analysts as well as experts on
education, the environment and
health care. None are paid by the
campaign.
Each adviser has his own list
of associates and consultants,
who indirectly widen Clinton's
network.
Bruce Reed, a deputy for
policy in Clinton's campaign,
said he gets suggestions from
hundreds of experts.
"His circle of advisers is
unusually deep," said Will
Marshall, president of the
Progressive Policy Institute in
Washington, a wing of the
centrist Democratic Leadership
Council, which Clinton once led.
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Panel ha ndles sexual harassment complaints
by Sherry White
News Writer and
Michelle Sporer
News Editor
"It is the policy of Clarion
University that sexual
harassment of students and
employees is unacceptable and
will not be tolerated," states the
sexual harassment policy of
CUP.
In order to deal with sexual
harassment complaints, an
Advisors Panel, appointed by the
president upon the advice of the
Affirmative Action Committee
and the affirmative action
officer, has been instituted.
The advisors serve for four
years on the panel and come
from different departments on
campus. These advisors have
been trained to provide
counseling for people who have
been sexually harassed as well as
been educated in the laws which
deal with sexual harassment.
Those who feel they have
been sexually harassed may
report the conduct to the
Affirmative Action Office. After
hearing the complaint, the office
may suggest to the victim that
the problem may be resolved
through written or oral
communication to the offender.
If this procedure does not
produce results or the victim
hesitates to deal with the
perpetrator then the affirmative
action officer may act as a go-
between to achieve a resolution.
Throughout the entire process,
the identity of the .person
offended will be kept
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of March 16 through March 22.
Around 7:20 p.m. on March 16, an unknown person turned on all of
the showers on the first floor restroom of Nair Hall causing the
hallway and the bathroom to flood. The steam activated the fire alarm
causing an evacuation of the building. An investigation is pending.
On March 18, a ring and a roll of quarters was reported stolen from an
unlocked room on the second floor of Ralston Hall. The ring was a
gold size 5 with a small sapphire and one small diamond mounted on
each side of the sapphire. An investigation is pending.
On March 19, several items of jewelry were reported stolen from a
dorm room on the first floor of Givan Hall. The items included: a
Pulsar wrist watch with a gold braided band, a rectangular shape and a
black face with diamonds around the face; a gold, tri-color bracelet; a
gold, chain link necklace; and a gold necklace with a "G" pendant '
with three small diamonds.
A hit and run vehicle accident was reported to have happened on the
south side of Campbell Hall on March 19. An investigation is
pending.
At approximately 2:10 a.m. on March 20, an individual was cited for
Criminal Mischief and Hit and Run of an unattended vehicle after
attempting to push a vehicle over the bank in parking lot "W" while
operating his vehicle.
On March 20, vandalism to a motor vehicle was reported to have
occurred in parking lot "A". Someone smashed the front windshield
and walked over the hood. An investigation is pending.
A blue magnetic light was reported stolen from a pickup truck while
parked in parking lot "A" on March 20. An investigation is pending.
On March 22, a hit and run accident was reported to have occurred in
parking lot "J". An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes,
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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confidential.
If the problem cannot be
resolved through informal
discussion or if the conduct is so
extreme that the complainant
wishes to take direct action, then
he or she should consult with the
affirmative action officer and
then file a formal, written
complaint.
The accused will then be
notified and he or she will
receive a formal written
complaint.
All written complaints will be
investigated by the Office of
Affirmative Action, however,
confidentiality cannot be
guaranteed.
The office will try to
investigate the matter within 30
days of receiving the complaint.
Evidence will be gathered by the
Affirmative Action officer
concerning the case and the
accused will have access to all
such evidence.
The accused will have an
opportunity to defend themselves
and prepare a defense. The
accused may obtain an attorney
during the investigation.
If there is no reasonable
foundation for the case then both
parties will be informed. If there
is a case, however, and the
investigative officer feels an
individual has violated the
policies of the university, then
the charges and evidence will be
reported to that individual's
immediate supervisor and to the
president.
Appropriate action will then be
taken, depending on the severity
of the case.
If the evidence finds the
accuser guilty of filing a
complaint without foundation
and not in good faith, then
appropriate sanctions will be
filed against the complainant.
If either party are dissatisfied
with the results then an appeal
may be made to the president
within 30 days of the findings
aid recommendations may be
made.
The complainant may also file
a formal complaint, at any time,
with federal and state
commissions concerning sexual
harassment.
The Affirmative Action Office
is located in 216 Carrier Hall.
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Outside Clarion
Pentagon memo 'smells of mothballs'
Compiled from the AP Service
by Shannon Skomra
International
News
Gorbachev criticizes
Pentagon memo
Former Soviet leader Mikhail
Gorbachev is critizing the
Pentagon for its assessment of
the end of the Cold War.
A Pentagon draft memo
publicized last week proclaims
the United States the winner of
the Cold War. It says that the
United States must strive to be
the world's number one
superpower.
In a Washington Post interview
published Tuesday, Gorbachev
calls the memo's conclusions
prehistoric thinking and says it
"smells of mothballs."
Bad news for
U.S. cars
Consumer Report says
Japanese cars are the best
automative buys for 1992. In its
April issue, the magazine ranks
the Mazda MX 6 as the top
model in the sporty car category.
Among small cars, the Acura
Integra leads the pack and is
followed by two Mazdas--the
Protege and the 323.
Noriega family
faces more troubles
There's more trouble for the
Noriega family. Police say
Noreiga's wife is facing
shoplifting charges in Miami.
She was allegedly caught
stealing $300 worth of buttons
off clothing at a department
store.
She was released on $1,500
bond.
Death causes trial
postponement
The war crimes trial of Nazi
concentration camp commander,
Josef Schwammberger has been
adjourned until Friday because a
witness died in court on Tuesday.
The witness, a 79 year old
former SS officer, died shortly
after he took the stand in
Stuttgart, Germany. This could
be the last major war crimes trial
in Germany because remaining
witnesses suffer ill health.
State
'No' to incineration
State officials left a public
hearing on a hazardous waste
plan, Monday, after a man
dumped hundreds of tea bags on
a table. The Clarion hearing
began to disintegrate when Doug
Kepler, head of PEACE,
testified that, "The colonies said
'no' to the king and we say 'no' to
incineration without represen-
tation."
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Compiled by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Overseas program
offered to SU students
The Slate
Shippensburg University is
offering a unique program to
allow students to work and study
overseas in Britain. The British
Universities North American
Club (BUNAC) sponsors the
program and the British
government approves it because
it is in the interest of education
and is only temporary. Students'
work permits allow them to stay
for a maximum period of six
months. Students have an option
to travel and/or take part in a
British study program during
their stay.
Theater group
entertains at EUP
Spectator
The North Carolina Dance
Theater performed at Edinboro
this past Tuesday evening. The
company has become one of the
most nationally known ballet
groups, performing in major U.S.
cities as well as abroad. This
was their third appearance in
Edinboro.
Former Soviet aid
speaks at MU
The Snapper
United Nations Director of
Dissemination and former
advisor to Mikhail Gorbachev,
Vadim Perfiliev, spoke at
Millersville University on
Thursday, March 12.
Perfiliev discussed the role of
the United Nations in the world
at large. He said that the cold
war is over and that the U.N.
must switch its efforts to other
areas, such as protecting the
environment and peace keeping
missions throughout the world.
Edinboro students plan
trip to Harrisburg
The Spectator
The Edinboro University
Student Government Association
(SGA) is undertaking a trip to
the state capital on State System
of Higher Education Day, April
7. The trip is planned to arrange
for students to meet in
Harrisburg with state legislators
from their hometown districts.
The Edinboro SGA will take
about 20 students.
MU required to
provide access to disabled
The Snapper
Millersville University has
three years to comply with a new
law by making their campus
accessible to all disabled people
The Americans With
Disabilities Act (ADA), took
effect January 26 and requires
that public employers and all
institutions of higher education
make their facilities more easily
accessible.
These public areas as well as
MU have until January 26, 1995
to make the necessary changes.
Sources at Millersville
University say that the necessary
renovations, especially to the
older buildings at the university,
will require large amounts of
money.
Currently MU is conducting a
survey on campus to determine
just how accessible their
facilities are. This study must be
completed by January, 1993.
Failure to comply with the new
law may result in lawsuits and
severe penalties at astronomical
costs to the institution failing to
follow the act.
Drought still lingers
Governor Casey is expected to
renew a Water Emergency Order
because of the lingering drought.
The order prohibits the watering
of lawns and golf courses;
forbids the filling of swimming
pools that serve less than 25
people and shuts down all
ornamental fountains.
State officials say the order
will be extended into next
month. Heavy rainfall or snow
in the rest of March, April and
May, could help bring 44
counties out of the drought.
National
Conflicting testimonies hinder
Rodney King case
Two police training officers
have given conflicting
testimonies in the Rodney King
case. Four Los Angeles
policemen are accused of beating
motorist, King. One instructor
said that a baton, like the one
used on King, can be used as a
lethal weapon and shouldn't be
used simply to gain obedience to
a verbal order. Meanwhile,
another instructor said each of
the 56 blows administered to
King appeared to be justified.
Length of runway may be
cause of N.Y. accident
The length of runways at New
York's La Guardia Airport may
figure into the investigation of
the crash of U.S. Air, flight 405,
Sunday night. The plane
skidded off the runway and into
the waters of Flushing Bay,
killing 27 people.
Several pilots interviewed by
the New York Daily News
suggest that the airport's 7000
foot runways are too short. A
national transportation safety
board spokesman says that a 110
foot skid mark and debris were
found on the runway arid are
among the evidence investigators
are examining. Investigators are
also listening to the cockpit's
voice recorder to find but if there
was ice on the wings.
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Valvidia addresses
women's concerns
by David Vioral
Features Writer
On Tuesday, March 24th, Dr.
Angharad Valvidia, an assistant
professor at Pennsylvania State
University, lectured on "Global
Issues in Women's Studies."
A small crowd, which included
President Dr. Diane Reinhard,
gathered in Hart Chapel to hear
Dr. Valvidia discuss how women
in third world nations are
oppressed, as well as how they
came to be that way. She was
also here on Tuesday evening in
response to the approval of a
women's studies minor here at
Clarion.
The first part of Dr. Valvidia's
lecture dealt with how women in
third world nations are being
oppressed. She explained how"
even though it may seem as
though things are looking more
equal, they really aren't.
"If you look at the world
through the eyes of a woman
today," she said, "it could be
described as the era of more of
the same."
She also noted that women
make up 51% of the world
population. "This is a
remarkable situation," she noted,
"considering the conditions they
are in."
Valvidia, a native of Chile,
then moved her discussion to
focus on the issues that face
women of the third world. She
explained how women make
many contributions to their
individual countries and they
demand their rights.
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Dr. Angharad Valvidia gave a lecture on worldwide issues
of women March 24 in Hart Chapel.
However, she explained that dumping and how economic
women are so oppressed in these
third world countries that it
could be very difficult for them
to receive their rights. For
instance, a man in Brazil can
murder his wife and receive little
or no prison sentence. In some
countries, women who pick
flowers, which we enjoy giving
each other on Valentine's Day,
are surrounded by a pesticide
which often makes them ill. If
they complain, they are very
often fired.
She went on to describe the
incredible pollution, toxic waste
growth in prospering countries
has been detrimental to those in
third world countries.
Dr. Valdivia ended the program
with a question and answer
session. During this part of the
discussion, she advised that we
should leave women in these
countries to fight for their rights
in their own way. She simply
added, "One of the best things
we can do is share information."
The program was followed by
a reception for Valvidia in Moore
Hall.
March 26 UAB presents "River City Brass Band,"
(Aud), 8 p.m.
March 27 CIA South Asian Night, (Carter Aud),
6:30 p.m.
March 28 Baseball vs. Lockhaven, 1 p.m.
March 29 Faculty recital-Lawrence J. Wells,
percussion, (Chap), 2:30 p.m.
UAB movie, "Father of the Bride,"
(Chap), 8 p.m.
March 31 Women's Softball vs. Gannon, 3 p.m.
April 1 United Campus Ministry Lecture Series,
(Moore Hall), noon
Voice your concerns at
STATE SYSTEM DAY
on Tuesday, April 7th
You will be joined with students from all 14 state universities. You will have the
opportunity to voice your views to Governor Casey and law makers.
Buses will be leaving from:
Campbell Lobby at 5:10 a.m.
Nair Lobby at 5:20 a.m.
Sign up today at the Student Senate office in 232 Egbert.
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March 31 Baseball at IUP
April 18 Skid Row with special guest: Pantera,
A.J. Palumbo Center, 7:30 p.m.
May 2 George Carlin with special guest: Dennis
Blair, A.J. Palumbo Theatre
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Soap expert speaks at Clarion
Lynda Hirsch, syndicated writer, gives inside scoop on daytime drama
by Amy Gerkin
Assistant Features Editor
She's made television
appearances on shows like
Oprah, Donahue, Geraldo, Regis
and Kalhy Lee, and soap operas
"Santa Barbara" and "Loving."
She's also made regular
appearances on several talk
shows across the country from
San Francisco to Pittsburgh.
She is Lynda Hirsch, and she
made a special guest appearance
here in Clarion on Thursday,
March 19 in the Hart Chapel
Theatre.
Hirsch is a nationally
syndicated writer, talk show
guest, lecturer and a fountain of
interesting and entertaining
information about everyone's
favorite daytime and nighttime
dramas.
Sitting down on the edge of the
stage, a Diet Coke in one hand,
Hirsch spoke in front of a small,
informal audience, who were
eager for the inside scoops on all
the soaps and actors. She first
discussed the beginnings of the
soap opera, dealing with writer
Charles Dickens, who brought
about social reform.
After giving some humorous
anecdotes on the history and
some producers of the shows,
Hirsch described a typical day
behind-the-scenes. The basic
play format begins with the
actors arriving on the set at 7:00
a.m. knowing their lines. Then
after a brief run-through,
blocking, makeup, hair and a
dress rehearsal, everyone is
ready to tape. Sounds like a
busy day? It doesn't sound so
bad when Hirsch pointed out that
the actors can make $60,000-
70,000 a year!
Hirsch then described the
technical staff behind-the-scenes,
from the head writers and
producers to the breakdown
Lawrence Wells
to present recital
Percussionist Dr. Lawrence J.
Wells will entertain the campus
on March 29. Wells will present
a recital at 2:30 p.m. in the Hart
Chapel Theatre. Assisting will
be Margaret Wells, flute and
piccolo.
Dr. Wells, an assistant
professor of music, heads the
percussion program in the music
department. He also holds the
position of assistant director of
bands. A native of Washington
State, Wells received his
bachelor's degree in music
education from the University of
Idaho and his master's degree in
percussion performance from the
University of Oregon.
In 1991 he received the Doctor
of Musical Arts degree in
Percussion Performance and
Literature from the Eastman
School of Music of the
University of Rochester.
The afternoon faculty recital
will include 20th century
compositions written exclusively
for percussion performance. The
opening selection, Agamemnon,
by Czechoslovakia's leading
composer Ivana Loudova, is a
multiple-percussion composition
in which Wells will perform on
approximately twelve distinct
sets of percussion instruments.
The final composition of the
program was composed by
William Cahn in 1977, titled
"Ten Pieces for Flute and
Percussion". This musically
descriptive work includes many
contemporary performance
techniques and instruments,
including bowed instruments,
West German pitched
almglocken (cow bells) and
improvised performance.
-courtesy of the Music Dept.
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people to the dialoguer and
finally to the director. She
briefly described their jobs as
well as their paychecks. (Soap
writers can make over $100,000
a year!)
After Hirsch gave us a behind-
the-scenes tour, she then
revealed almost all the storylines
of all the soaps in an in-depth
question and answer session.
The audience was curious to
know what will happen on their
soaps, and what some of the
actors are like in person, and
Hirsch was more than willing to
talk.
Professionally, Hirsch has a
nationally syndicated
entertainment column which is
featured in over 200 newspapers
across the country. On top of
that, ten years worth of her
column are kept in the
Smithsonian Institution in
Washington D.C. as part of their
American Lifestyles Collection.
Lynda Hirsch 's program was
very entertaining and
informative. Her wit and
honesty, as well as a gift of
gossip makes all her audiences
love her.
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CAMPUS EVENTS
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Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
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Thurs March 26 Fri March 27
* UAB presents *8iver City
8ra$s Barxf
(Auditorium) 8pm
* Concert Choir & Sfcow
Gfcoir Tour
Sun March 2$
* Celebration of the Arts
Week be^arts
* UAB movfeTatl'ierof the
Bride* (Chapel) 8pm
" Gospel Festival
(Carter Auditonum)
1-6pm
* Coficen CtKJtr&Sriow
Oftotr Tour
* Clarion imemataaf
Associatioft-South
Asian Night
(Chapel) $*30pm
* Alpha Kappa Alpha Party
Speafcsr: Paula
tarke
(Carter Auditomim)
7pm
1 Sat March 28
* Music Dept tiosts AJr.
Fe&tfca*PA
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* Baseball vs. Lock Haven
1pm
* C.A.B/s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Wed ilprli I
' AASU-Speaker *Amarri
Baraka*
(Chapel) 7;30pm
Hon March
*TV-5 Hottrax"li
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and MSG"
Week at Bi
Tues March 31
* Women- s Softball ys;
Gannon 3pm
j * Baseball at IUP
* Music Dept. Concert
(Chapel) 3-6 pro
* AASU Concert (Chapel) ;
7pm
Thur April 2
* Intramural Roster <Sm
(spring golf, soUball
tourney)
* Baseball vs. Gannon 1pm
* Women's Softball at
Grove City 3pm
Fri April 3
"* Planetarium Show 7pm
* UAB "Who Shot JFK?"
Cyril Wecht
(Chapel)Tpm
—
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
The Clarion Call - 3-26-92- Page 11
t
CALL*ON-WU
compiled by
Ray Henderson
Joanne Domira
Junior/Psychology
"Jerry Brown. He should have
got it ttte first time."
Jim Reiliy
Sophomore/Undecided
"Bush. He has the experience."
Tony Faranda
Senior/Physics
"Bush. He's already been there 4 years
and he hasn't screwed up that bad."
. Rodney Sherman
Freshman/Communication
"Jerry Brown, because Clinton is too stick
and Tsongas dropped out."
Chris Green
Junior/Communication
"No one. I don't like any of them."
Tina Peterman
Sophomore/Art
"Undecided. There's still a
long way to go."
Ride Thames
Sophomore/Secondary Education
" I like Jerry Brown. I think he is right
about getting hack to basics."
Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 3-26-92
Soap expert speaks at Clarion
Lynda Hirsch, syndicated writer, gives inside scoop on daytime drama
by Amy Gerkin
Assistant Features Editor
She's made television
appearances on shows like
Oprah, Donahue, Gcraldo, Regis
and Kathy Lee, and soap operas
"Santa Barbara" and "Loving."
She's also made regular
appearances on several talk
shows across the country from
San Francisco to Pittsburgh.
She is Lynda Hirsch, and she
made a special guest appearance
here in Clarion on Thursday,
March 19 in the Hart Chapel
Theatre.
Hirsch is a nationally
syndicated writer, talk show
guest, lecturer and a fountain of
interesting and entertaining
information about everyone's
favorite daytime and nighttime
dramas.
Sitting down on the edge of the
stage, a Diet Coke in one hand,
Hirsch spoke in front of a small,
informal audience, who were
eager for the inside scoops on all
the soaps and actors. She first
discussed the beginnings of the
soap opera, dealing with writer
Charles Dickens, who brought
about social reform.
After giving some humorous
anecdotes on the history and
some producers of the shows,
Hirsch described a typical day
behind-the-scenes. The basic
play format begins with the
actors arriving on the set at 7:00
a.m. knowing their lines. Then
after a brief run-through,
blocking, makeup, hair and a
dress rehearsal, everyone is
ready to tape. Sounds like a
busy day? It doesn't sound so
bad when Hirsch pointed out that
the actors can make $60,000-
70,000 a year!
Hirsch then described the
technical staff behind-the-scenes,
from the head writers and
producers to the breakdown
people to the dialogucr and
finally to the director. She
briefly described their jobs as
well as their paychecks. (Soap
writers can make over $100,000
a year!)
After Hirsch gave us a behind-
the-scenes tour, she then
revealed almost all the storylines
of all the soaps in an in-depth
question and answer session.
The audience was curious to
know what will happen on their
soaps, and what some of the
actors are like in person, and
Hirsch was more than willing to
talk.
Professionally, Hirsch has a
nationally syndicated
entertainment column which is
featured in over 200 newspapers
across the country. On top of
that, ten years worth of her
column are kept in the
Smithsonian Institution in
Washington D.C. as part of their
American Lifestyles Collection.
Lynda Hirsch 's program was
very entertaining and
informative. Her wit and
honesty, as well as a gift of
gossip makes all her audiences
love her.
Lawrence Wells
to present recital
Percussionist Dr. Lawrence J.
Wells will entertain the campus
on March 29. Wells will present
a recital at 2:30 p.m. in the Hart
Chapel Theatre. Assisting will
be Margaret Wells, flute and
piccolo.
Dr. Wells, an assistant
professor of music, heads the
percussion program in the music
department. He also holds the
position of assistant director of
bands. A native of Washington
State, Wells received his
bachelor's degree in music
education from the University of
Idaho and his master's degree in
percussion performance from the
University of Oregon.
In 1991 he received the Doctor
of Musical Arts degree in
Percussion Performance and
Literature from the Eastman
School of Music of the
University of Rochester.
The afternoon faculty recital
will include 20th century
compositions written exclusively
for percussion performance. The
opening selection, Agamemnon,
by Czechoslovakia's leading
composer Ivana Loudova, is a
multiple-percussion composition
in which Wells will perform on
approximately twelve distinct
sets of percussion instruments.
The final composition of the
program was composed by
William Cahn in 1977, titled
"Ten Pieces for Flute and
Percussion". This musically
descriptive work includes many
contemporary performance
techniques and instruments,
including bowed instruments,
West German pitched
almglocken (cow bells) and
improvised performance.
-courtesy of the Music Dept.
PREGNANT?
NEED SOMEONE
TO TALK TO?
Free Pregnancy Test
Confidential Counseling
Accurate Information
226-7007
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Pregnancy Center
Open: Mon.-Wed.-Fri.
10AM-2PMand7PM-9PM
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%,
CAMPUS
1
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs March 26
* UAB presents "River City
Brass Band"
(Auditorium) 8pm
* Concert Choir & Show
Choir Tour
Sun March 29
* Celebration of the Arts
Weekbegans
* UAB movte"Fatherof the
Bride" (Chapel) 8pm
* Gospel festival
(Carter Auditorium)
1-6pm
Wed April 1
* AASU-Speaker "Amarri
Baraka*
(Chapel) 7;30pm
Fri March 27
* Concert Choir & Show
Choir Tour
* Clarion International
Association" South
Asian Night
(Chapel) $:30pm
* Alpha Kappa Alpha Party
Speaker: Paula
Larke
(Carter Auditorium)
7pm
Hon March 30
*TV~$ Hot Trax "Interviews
wlrhTom Cochrane
andMSG* &
Give-always -Ait
WeekatSj&m
Sat March 28
* Music Dept. Hosts "Jr.
Festival PA
Federation of Music
.Clubs" (Auditorium)
* Sam * 5pm
* Baseball vs. Lock Haven
1pm
* C.A.B.'s (Harvey Hall)
9pm
Thur April 2
* Intramural Roster due
(spring golf, softbali
tourney)
* Baseball vs. Gannon 1pm
* Women's Softball at '
Grove City 3pm
Tues March 31
* Women's Softball vs*
Gannon 3pm
* Baseball at IliP
* Music Dept. Concert
(Chapel) 3-6 pm
4 AASU Concert (Chapel)
7pm
Fri April 3
* Planetarium Show 7pm
* UAB "Who Shot JFK?"
Cyril Wecht
(Chapel) 7pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
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The Clarion Call - 3-26-92- Paue 11
vv
Who are you going to
vote for in the
Presidential Primary?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Ray Henderson
Joanne Domira
Junior/Psychology
"Jerry Brown. He should have
got it the first time."
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Jim Reilly
Sophomore/Undecided
"Bush. He has the experience."
Tony Faranda
Senior/Physics
"Bush. He's already been there 4 years
and he hasn't screwed up that bad."
Rodney Sherman
Freshman/Communication
"Jerry Brown, because Clinton is too slick
and Tsongas dropped out."
Chris Green
Junior/Communication
"No one. I don't like any of them."
Tina Peterman
Sophomore/Art
"Undecided. There's still a
long way to go."
Rick Thames
Sophomore/Secondary Education
"I like Jerry Brown. I think he is right
about getting back to basics."
Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 3-26-92
students receive Preuhs award
by Amy Gerkin
Assistant Features Editor
Seniors Lauri J. Luciani and
Jeff Powell, two outstanding
university theater students have
received the Preuhs Award, a
monetary award which is given
to students with an outstanding
contribution and dedication to
music theatre.
Luciani, a music and
marketing major, has been stage
manager for two years and was
awarded the Preuhs Award for
her hard work and dedication.
She helped with the "Little Shop
of Horrors" production and was
stage manager for last semester's
dance concert and this semester's
presentation of the "Best Little
Whorehouse in Texas."
Currently, she is stage manager
for the university show, "Dark
Side of the Moon."
"I like musical theatre and
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Seniors Lauri Luciani and Jeff Powell, outstanding theatre
students, are the recipients of the Preuhs award.
getting involved. I just enjoy it
very much," said Luciani. She
intends to pursue theatrical
management after she graduates
in May.
Jeff Powell, a very talented
actor, is the second recipient of
the award. He has been
interested in acting since he
performed in "South Pacific" his
sophomore year in high school.
Powell was awarded for his other
excellent performances here in
Clarion which included
"Scapino," "Little Shop of
Horrors," "The Importance of
Being Earnest" and was recently
in "The Best Little Whorehouse
in Texas.
Powell is a theatre major and
has "always had a love for
theatre." He plans to continue
acting after he leaves Clarion
next year.
Both students are very grateful
for the theatre department,
especially Ms. Marilouise
Michel of the speech
communication and theatre
faculty. According to Luciani,
Michel is very talented. She
gave me the opportunity here
and I greatly appreciate it."
Powell agrees. "She is very
talented and enthusiastic — a nice
combination."
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Glitter and Dust
remnants of the night in which we lust
Bright Lights and Dry Champagne
vices that we call a must.
Intense feelings of a physical sense,
we hungrily crave
as we approach mistrust.
Dizzy nights and broken innocence
taunt you as you search madly
through a heavy dust.
Cancer cities where they roll the Dice
and Lie- without the blink of an eye
Cooly waiting for the bust.
. . .All this, Yet still, peace and solitude
you, my friend,
can never trust.
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Paula Larke to entertain
by Stacie Beck
Features Writer
The actress-storyteller-
musician, Paula Larke, will
accompany herself with guitar,
banjo and various instruments at
an upcoming presentation in
Clarion.
The North Carolina native will
perform "Wearing the World as a
Loose Garment" as the
concluding portion of the 9th
Annual Clarion University
Women's Conference "Women
of the Earth: Restoring the
Balance," on Saturday, March 28
in Hart Chapel.
Born in Winston-Salem, N.C.,
Larke grew up in both urban and
rural North Carolina, staying
with surrogate parents and elder
"relatives" in Mocksville and
surrounding towns. She relates
both to the fast pace of
metropolitan areas and the
simple values of rural townships.
Her material reflects some of
both environments; she writes
with both down-home mother-
wit and big city values learned
growing up in the South.
Larke began her career as a
folk singer in 1966 on Boston's
coffeehouse circuit. Next, she
went on to intern with the New
York Shakespeare Festival and
other professional companies on
tour and in New York. She
produced, directed and
performed in her own musical
acts and cabaret readings in
concert across the U.S.
For the past nine years, Larke
has worked as artist-in-residence
with the North Carolina Visiting
Artist and Touring Programs,
and artist-in-education with the
Alabama State Council on the
Arts and Humanities and the
South Carolina Arts
Commission. An advocate of
cultural awareness in education
and pride in heritage, she is a
member of Regional
Organization of Theatre South,
an artist organization dedicated
to the processes of civil rights
and cultural heritage education
through theatre arts.
Judith Plant of British
Columbia, an environmentalist,
author and coeditor of "The New
Catalyst," a bioregional journal
for the Pacific Northwest, will
present the conference's keynote
address "Learning to Live With
Differences: The Challenge of
Ecofeminist Community."
Also, a wide variety of
workshops, displays and sales
will be offered. Included this
year is a quilt exhibit by the
African-American Heritage
Quilters Guild of Pittsburgh.
Clarion University President
Diane Reinhard will host a
reception for conference
participants in Moore Hall.
Several of the workshops that
will be offered include:
confessions of a male chauvinist
pig, exploring the positive
energy in anger, Third World
women and the environment and
women and men communicating
among others.
Donna Poljanec and Deborah
King are the co-chairs of the
conference, sponsored by the
Clarion University Office of
Social Equity and Presidential
Commissions on Status of
Women and Human Relations.
Pre-registration fees, which
include all activities and lunch
are $16 for general admission
and $8 for students and senior
citizens. Registration fees at the
door will be $25 and $10,
respectively. Those wishing to
attend the Keynote address only
may pre-register for a S5 fee.
Continuing Education will
provide additional information as
needed. Men are invited and
encouraged to attend the
conference. Free child care
(ages 3-8) is available from 8:30
a.m.- 5:30 p.m. Each child must
pre-register and bring a lunch.
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The Clarion Call - 3-26-92 - Page 13
by Karen Wright
Features Writer
The drumbeat has sounded in
many situations. It has marched
us into war, paraded us down
streets during celebrations and
even has been there when we
had to dance for rain. The
human race has utilized the drum
time and time again throughout
existence.
Modern percussion still utilizes
that basic, pulsating drumbeat.
However, it has also
implemented the use of many
other instruments. When played
together, percussion jumps out of
the mold that it is only for "back-
up," and finds a life of its own.
And that is exactly what
happened on Tuesday night,
March 24, when the Clarion
department of music presented a
percussion ensemble concert in
Marwick-Boyd.
The percussion ensemble is a
specialized organization offering
a unique opportunity for students
to study and perform modern
chamber compositions.
This semester, the group
includes five music majors.
They are: Kevin Berry, Robert
Heichel, Todd Karenbauer,
Stefanie Merriman and Dan
Smrekar.
The leader of this
advantageous quintet is Dr.
Lawrence J. Wells, a Clarion
professor. Wells said that the
purpose of the percussion
ensemble is to provide audiences
with an audition of major trends
in percussion music with a
developmental framework,
performed by musicians training
in percussion.
It was a pleasure to see that the
Clarion music department is on
the forefront of contemporary
trends in the music community.
This concert was a showcase of
some of those progressive trends
of today.
The ensemble highlighted
many instruments, including
many members of the drum
family. Rhythm instruments
played an important role,
providing dimension to the
music. The highlight of the
concert was the marimba section,
where three pieces were done
solely on the marimba. It was
not only fun to listen to, but also
to watch all of the mallets in
action!
It is nice to see that the art of
percussion still captures the
interest of people around the
world. It certainly caught the
attention of the audience in
attendance on Tuesday night.
Although the art is becoming
more "contemporary," these
basic instruments have been
around for a wide span of time.
And so the beat goes on, year
after year, century after century.
Earth Day concert
planned for April
by Janet Lindeman
Features Writer
Are you an environmentally
conscious person? Will you
donate a short amount of your
time for a good cause? Next
month, WCCB, the AM campus
radio station, will be sponsoring
the second annual Earth Day
concert.
Any bands or earth conscious
organizations are urged to
volunteer their services for this
cause. Bands are invited to
perform for free publicity and
any organizations are free to set
up booths. The Earth Day
concert will be held on April 25
and 26 this year, in the field
outside of Stevens Hall. In the
case of rain it will be moved to
Tippin Gym. Any interested
parties are asked to contact Ed
Ambrass at 227-2559 or the
WCCB station at 226-2479.
Karen Blanco/Clarion Call
Theta Chi was awarded the Howard Alter Jr. award for being the most improved chapter in
region 5 at a February conference in Cleveland. Pictured with the award (I to r) Brian
Vernile, Dan Durkin, Eric Malazich, and Brad Corleone.
Amnesty International
works for human rights
by Amy Scott
Contributing Writer
Last semester a new group
formed on campus — Amnesty
International. The organization
is a recognized group on campus
and a recognized college chapter
of Amnesty International. The
purpose of amnesty college
chapters is to write Urgent
Action letters to government
officials to free prisoners of
conscious. At the meetings,
letters are written and guest
speakers inform members about
human rights. Over winter
break, Clarion members attended
the Fifth Annual Amnesty
International Convention. They
came back with new information
on women's rights, capital
punishment, human rights in the
Middle East and other
information from panel
discussions they attended. They
were able to meet other college
chapters and learned a lot about
Amnesty International. They
will be having speakers on
human rights in Israel and capital
punishment this semester.
Students who are interested in
writing a prisoner are welcome
to join in. Amnesty International
will be sitting outside the Library
in April holding a write-a-thon
and providing membership
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Predictions: Academy Award picks
by John Spare
Features Writer
The Academy Awards will be
televised Monday, March 30 on
ABC.
It's that time of year again
when the film academy
recognizes the achievements of
the artists among their ranks. As
all film critics are doing this
week, I am going to attempt to
predict who will take home that
hairless, golden statue named
Oscar.
What really makes the awards
interesting is that all the winners
are voted on by their peers. This
doesn't necessarily mean that
they deserve to win more than
the other nominees.
Best Actress: Geena Davis
(Thelma & Louise); Laura Dern
(Rambling Rose); Jodie Foster
(Silence Of The Lambs); Bette
Midler (For The Boys); Susan
Saradon (Thelma & Louise).
Without a doubt, Jodie Foster
should win for her portrayal of
FBI agent Clarice Starling in
"Silence Of The Lambs". Her
scenes with Anthony Hopkins
were mesmerizing. Davis and
Saradon both turned in fine
performances with "Thelma &
Louise," but chances are that
their votes will be split since
they were in the same movie.
Bette Midler doesn't have a
prayer. "For The Boys" was not
that great of a film and neither
was her performance. The
problem with Laura Dern in
"Rambling Rose" is that she
played a very promiscuous role.
It would be unheard of for the
Academy to honor such a role.
They have a reputation for
shying away from controversial
subjects.
Best Actor: Warren Beatty
(Bugsy); Robert DeNiro (Cape
Fear); Anthony Hopkins
(Silence Of The Lambs); Nick
Nolte (Prince of Tides); Robin
Williams (The Fisher King).
Robert DeNiro deserves the
award more than any of the
nominees, but he won't get it.
His portrayal of ex-con Max
Cady in "Cape Fear" was
absolutely chilling. He breathed
life into and actually became that
character. I feel that he will be
passed over because he already
received an Oscar in 1980 for
"Raging Bull".
Warren Beatty? Why?
Anthony Hopkins was
incredible as Hannibal Lector,
but there was a big controversy
that he should have been
nominated in the supporting
actor category. I think that this
will hurt his chances.
Everyone is probably afraid to
give the award to Robin
Williams because his fast paced
personality will leave the
audience exhausted by the time
his acceptance speech is over.
Nick Nolte will win. He has
been around for quite a while
and his performance of troubled
southerner Tom Wingo in "The
Prince of Tides" was very
believable.
Best Director: Jonathan
Demme (Silence Of The
Lambs); Barry Levinson
(Bugsy); Ridly Scott (Thelma &
Louise); John Singleton (Boyz N
The Hood); Oliver Stone (JFK).
Jonathan Demme is the best
bet for best director. He
presented a stylish
chiller/suspense film without
lowering the story to a splatter
movie like the "Friday The 13th"
scries. He directed a perfect mix
between intellectual stimulation
and terrifying horror.
Barry Levinson has a better
chance than the remaining
nominees due to his vision of the
love affair that Bugsy Siegel had
for his dream, Las Vegas. He
could steal the award from
Demme. '
I don't think that Singleton
will win because he is a first
time director, but remember, his
name is already famous.
Ridley Scott and Oliver Stone
both directed great pictures, but
"Thelma & Louise" was an
"anti-male" movie. I don't think
a lot of men appreciated its
negative portrayal of their
gender. Scott could by viewed
as a turncoat by the male
Academy voters. What will
hinder Stone's chances is the fact
that parts of his film were false,
made up completely by him.
The chances that he will be able
to overcome this controversy are
slim.
Best Picture: Beauty and The
Beast; Bugsy; JFK; The Prince
of Tides; The Silence Of The
Lambs.
It is a first for an animated film
to even be nominated for best
picture. I feel that the
nomination for "Beauty and The
Beast" will be enough of an
honor.
"Bugsy" was an interesting
film, but it doesn't really have
what it takes to be best picture.
It wants to be too much (love
story, gangster film, historical
piece) that it doesn't quite pull
everything off to compete with
the other films.
"The Prince of Tides" was just
too long of a movie. It could
have maintained all of its impact
and integrity if a half hour was
edited. This may not be the best
reason to ignore this film for
Best Picture, but, like "Bugsy", I
just don't think that it has what it
takes.
The controversy surrounding
"JFK" again takes away from the
film's chances. I believe that the
Academy will frown on the
movie due to its historical
inaccuracies.
That leaves "The Silence Of
The Lambs". This may seem
like a strange choice, but I really
think that it will win. Keep in
mind that this film has been
released since February 1991
and has still stayed fresh in the
mind of the nation. Although
this film deals with dark subject
matter, it was the most
entertaining of the group. I
honestly believe that it will be
awarded the Best Picture Oscar.
We will have to wait until
Monday to see.
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The Clarion Call - 3-26-92 - Page 17
Angle and company. . .
(Cont.frompg. 1)
Burnett finishes his career at
Clarion with an 89-31-5 record,
which ranks 14th on CUP's all-
time win list.
Also ending his CUP wrestling
career in Oklahoma City was
senior Scott Henry. The 158-
pounder was hampered by a neck
injury during the tournament, but
still managed to gain an 11-4
decision over Indiana's Scott
Petche, before bowing out with a
loss to Missouri's Shaon Fry.
Henry finished the season with
a record of 18-9-1 and owns a
career slate of 52-33-3 at
Clarion.
Junior John Dasta recorded a
3-2 mark at nationals and for the
second straight year missed
becoming an All-American by
one victory.
Clarion's 142-pounder won his
first three matches in the
tourney, but was then beat by
Iowa's Troy Steiner, who was the
number one seed. Dasta then
dropped an 11-6 decision to Guy
Harris of Tennessee-Chattanooga
to end his season.
Dasta recorded a 21-6-1 mark
for the CUP grapplers this year,
and owns a 60-23-5 overall
record for the Golden Eagles
with one year of eligibility
remaining.
Junior Steve Krouse notched a
1-2 mark in his first trip to
nationals.
Krouse (134) opened with
second seeded Alan Fried of
Oklahoma State, and was only
down 5-3 when he was pinned
with one second remaining in the
match.
Krouse bounced back in his
next match, scoring a 12-1 major
decision over Wyoming's Jason
Gregcrson, but then lost in the
next round to the seventh seed,
Marco Sanchez by a score of 12-
2.
The 134-pounder ended the
season with a record of 18-9-1.
Coach Bubb entered into his
collegiate coaching retirement
after Angle's national
championship match was
completed, and the Golden
Eagles' eighth place finish was
the fourth time that Clarion had
finished in the top ten under
Bubb.
AH in all, the Angle national
championship was a fitting end
to both Angle's and Coach
Bubb's careers.
CBS plans to air a special on
the national tournament April 26,
and also look for Kurt Angle in
this week's or next week's
edition of Sports Illustrated.
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Senior Erik Burnett was named an All-American in Oklahoma City last weekend.
Kwame Morton selected to NABC All -East team
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Kwame Morton, Clarion
University men's basketball
team's sharp-shooting guard, has
been named to the National
Association of Basketball
Coaches (NABC) All-East
second team. Earlier this month,
Morton was named to the PSAC-
West first team. A year ago,
Morton received PSAC-West
"Rookie of the Year" honors.
"It is a well deserved honor for
Kwame," said Clarion head
coach Ron Rightcr, whose team
ended with an 18-9 overall
record, 5-7 PSAC-West mark
this past season. "It's good
because this means his
accomplishments have been
recognized not only in our
conference, but in the Eastern
region."
Morton led the Golden Eagles
in scoring in 1991-92 with an
average of 19.6 points per game,
ranking him sixth in the PSAC.
His 530 points pushed his career
total to 1043. From the field,
Morton shot 43.1 percent, while
shooting 39.4 percent from
three-point range.
His team-leading 85 three
pointers more than doubled the
total of any other Clarion player.
For his career, Morton has hit
178 three-point field goals, tops
in school history.
Morton grabbed 116 rebounds
(4.3 per game), recorded 69
assists and had 42 steals. From
the charity stripe, the sophomore
made 61 of 76 shots for 80.3
percent.
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campaign. His 513 points were
second on the squad. Plus, he set
a new team record for three
pointers in a single season with
93. Morton's career total of 1043
points places him 16th in Clarion
history.
First team selections for the
Eastern region were: Randy
Stover (Philadelphia Textile),
Kenny Toomer (California of
Pa.), Bert Brisbane (Pace), Lance
Gelnett (Millersville) and James
Kirkland (California of Pa.).
Other second team selections
were: Adam Cheek (Edinboro),
Matt Markle (Shippensburg),
Paul Newman (IUP) and Derrick
Price (Gannon).
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Sports Opinion
Bobby who? The Bucs are still tops in the East
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The National League East has
quickly come from being the
toughest division in baseball to
the weakest division. Last year,
the Pittsburgh Pirates finished 14
games better than the second
place St. Louis Cardinals,
winning 98 games. Other than
Pittsburgh, the East is still going
to look bad.
There have been some key
acquisitions during the off
season that might strengthen the
East, but don't look for any
surprises. So without further ado.
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Sixth place — Montreal
Expos. This team will remain in
the cellar. And with the off
season acquistions, the Expos
might want to tap into the wine
in the cellar.
Pitching is the reason for this
team's predicted finish. The only
decent pitcher on the staff is
Dennis Martinez. The Montreal
ace was 14-11 last year, holding
an ERA of 2.39. But after that,
look out.
The infield is average.
Montreal will have to rely on
rookie George Canale to fill the
shoes of Andres Galarraga at
first. Canale only hit .234 in
Triple A last year, but that still
beats Galarraga's .219.
Delino DeShields (second),
Spike Owen (short) and Tim
Wallach (third) will be the
mainstays in this infield.
The strong point for Montreal
is its outfield. Ivan Calderon had
a great season last year, but
needs to hit 100 RBI's for
Montreal. Marquis Grissom has
blazing speed, leading the league
in stolen bases (76) and could
reach 100 steals if he can learn to
be more selective when he's at
the plate.
Gary Carter is back in Canada,
something I'm sure Expo fans
were anxiously awaiting. . . not.
Many feel that the only reason
Carter was picked up again is so
they have someone to replace
manager Tom Runnells, just in
case Runnells doesn't do the job.
Don't expect him to do any
better than Runnells, not with
this team.
Fifth place — St. Louis
Cardinals. The only good thing
that St. Louis fans are excited
about is that the walls of Busch
Stadium have been moved in.
This should bring more homers
to the home team. . . maybe.
Manager Joe Torre needs to get
Andres Galarraga back to his old
slugging form. Torre has
accomplished this feat in the
past. And the Big Cat has proven
before that he can hi: 2C homers
and knock in 100 runs. We'll see.
Key players for the Cards will
be Jose Oquendo (second base),
Todd Zeile (third base) and Felix
Jose (outfield).
Zeile is starting his second
season at third base. He will
probably improve '91's stats, as
well as become one of the more
feared batters in the East.
Jose has the potential to hit for
power and should this year with
the shortening of the outfield
walls. He has good speed and
should be an all-star if he learns
to wait on his pitch.
The biggest problem for this
team is pitching. They have no
one. When you have Bryn Smith
as the top man in your rotation,
you're a hurting ball club.
Fourth place — Philadelphia
Phillies. Don't let my predicted
finish for this team fool you.
This is a good team.
John Kruk is the best first
baseman in the division, but will
probably be moved to the
outfield to allow for the
emergence of Ricky Jordan.
Kruk has the potential to be a
triple crown winner, and Jordan
is just too talented to platoon.
Dave Hollins will replace the
unpredictable Charlie Hayes at
the hot corner. Hollins batted
.326 after being recalled last July
11. He will probably end 1992,
batting .285 and hitting 15
dongs.
With the exception of Lenny
Dykstra, the outfield is weak.
Dykstra is one of the finer
leadoff hitters in the game, but
the Phillies middle lineup needs
to bring Dykstra across the plate
more than 68 times.
The question for Phillies fans
is pitching. Terry Mulholland has
the arm to win 20 games if he
can get his ERA under 3.00.
Mitch Williams finally signed
and should be the bullpen ace
again this year (12-5, 30 saves in
1991).
The Phillies are a very talented
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his bat. George Bell is a
powerful force at the plate, but is
probably the worst outfielder
Cubs fans have ever seen.
The infield, for the most part,
is one of the best in the division.
Mark Grace (first base) did not
have the year that the Cubs
needed in 1991. Don't expect
him to slouch in 1992. He is just
too smart of a hitter.
Chicago's franchise, Ryne
Sandberg, will have another
fantastic year, putting up stats
that could earn him the MVP
honors. With the exception of
Cal Ripken Jr., Sandberg is the
most consistent player in the
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The Bucs will have problems with the Mets, but should still
take the Eastern division pennant.
team, but they are not deep
enough to contend this year.
Third place — Chicago Cubs.
This team was picked by many
to upset the Pirates for the 1991
pennant, but injuries and lack of
production by young pitchers left
the Cubs 20 games out of first.
This year might be different.
Chicago signed former Dodger
Mike Morgan to give starting ace
Greg Maddux some help in the
rotation. Morgan will take some
of the strain off of Maddux and
should win 15 games for the
Cubs. Maddux should return to
old form, winning 20 ball games
and keeping his ERA under 3.00.
The outfield is strong,
offensively, but defense is a
totally different story. Andre
Dawson will give Chicago fans
another year of excitement with
game today. He is a clutch hitter
who is a great leader on the field.
Second place — New York
Mets. GM Al Harazin spent a lot
of money ($30 million, to be
exact) to get former Pirate
Bobby Bonilla. If the Mets want
to topple Pittsburgh, Bonilla is
going to have to hit $30 million
worth of hits, homers and RBI's.
If he doesn't. . . boy, are Mets
fans gonna be jacked.
The Mets also traded to get
Bret Saberhagen from the
Royals. Saberhagen will quickly
become a star in New York. He
will also put up stats that should
earn him his first NL Cy Young
award. Forget that nonsense
about Saberhagen only pitching
well in odd numbered years.
Harazin also spent big bucks
to get Eddie Murray. Why? This
man is well past his prime and
New York already has a
consistent first baseman in Dave
Magaden. This will force new
manager Jeff Torborg to move
Magaden to third.
With the loss of Kevin
McReynolds to K.C., Howard
Johnson will move to left field.
Johnson is one of the biggest
offensive threats in the game (38
homers, 117 RBI's, 30 stolen
bases), but his defense in left
field will be questionable. Then
again, he can't be any worse than
McReynolds was in left.
First place — Pittsburgh
Pirates. Okay, so Bonilla is
gone, Smiley is gone. So what?
The Bucs can still win. They still
have, arguably, the best player in
the game, Barry Bonds.
Smiley is gone, but the Bucs
still have Doug Drabek. Drabek
had the Cy Young award jinx in
1991, but still finished the
season with 15 wins. This year,
Drabek will improve those 15
wins, as well as knock his ERA
under 3.00 again.
With the loss of Smiley, lefty
Randy Tomlin will be asked to
fill in. Tomlin can do it.
"Whisper" only won eight ball
games last year, but the Pirates
couldn't score runs when he was
on the mound.
The infield looks strong with
Steve Buechele at third, Jay Bell
at short, Jose Lind at second and
Jeff King moving to first.
The unsung hero for this team
will be Bell. He has slowly
became one of the premiere
shortstops in the game. His bat
gives the Bucs a reliable number
two man, and his defense is
solid.
In the outfield, Pittsburgh will
still have the best. Andy Van
Slyke is the best center fielder in
the game, but needs to improve
his bat to make Pirate fans forget
about losing Bonilla. Bonds is
the best left fielder in the game,
and should earn another Gold
Glove. As for Bonds' offense. . .
Bonds will win the MVP, and
will hush critics about his past
post season play. Enough said.
Many things will have to
happen for the Pirates not to
three-peat. Mets' pitching needs
to live up to their expectations,
Chicago needs to stay injury-free
and Philly needs to have career
years out of Terry Mulholland
and Lenny Dykstra. Don't hold
your breath.
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Personals
Greg- Happy 21st I love you Megan
Congratulations to our roommate
James Moore and alumnae Robin
Mulig on their engagement, (sorry this
is so late James!) We wish you both
happiness and the best of luck! Love,
the sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau
To Delta Chi, Sigma Chi, and D Phi E-
We all enjoyed our brews, Until it
made the news. Getting together again
is a must, the fun we had was
definitely worth the bust (or was it?)!
We love you all, the sisters of AST.
To the brothers of KDR- Thanks for
the great mixer on St. Patrick's Day!
Let's get together again soon! Love,
the sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau.
To the TKE brothers, Thanks for the
great mixer. We all had a Blast! Love,
the sisters of D Phi E
Hey, Delta Chi, Sigma Chi, and AST,
Double the Fun, Double the Trouble
mixing with you guys was great! Love
DPhiE
Congratulations to our Exec. Board for
the great job you've been doing during
this semester. We love you- your D Phi
F sisters
To the KDR's, thanks for the song and
your thoughts on our anniversary!
We're looking forward to"Rockin"
with you again this semester. We luv
ya, D Phi E
OCF (Orthodox Christian Fellowship)
Tucs. 7:00 pm. United Campus
Ministry Office 24 Been! Hall. Daily
Vespers during Lent at 7:00 pm
followed by a study, discussion and
lecture. All are welcome
sisters
To the Alpha Sigma Tau sisters, once
again we came together for a Patty's
Day mixer like none ever. The
tradition of the Irish was on our minds
while we danced and laughed to our
own good times. The brothers of
Kappa Delta Rho
Gina DeBacco, We're looking
forward to the upcoming year with you
as our new sweetheart. Thanks for all
you've done. We love you. The
brothers of Theta Xi
Happy 21st Birthday to Wendi
Lincoln! See ya at the bars! Love, the
sisters of Delta Zeta
Congratulations to Kurt and Bemie for
a great job at Nationals! Love, the
sisters of Delta Zeta
Happy Belated 25th anniversary Phi
Sigma Kappa! Love the sisters of
Delta Zeta
Thank you little B. for the great party!
We had a blast! Love, the Delta Zetas
Congratulations to Jamie Bero for
receiving the Devotion Award, Erin
Davies for receiving outstanding
Treasurer Award, Bridget Villani for
the Golden Heart Award, and Michelle
Exley for the Golden Crest Award. We
are proud of you! Love, DZ sisters
To the 91-92 Phi Sigma Sigma
Executive Board: your unselfish
service gave us one of our best years
yet, thank you, we are very proud of
you all. Love, your sisters
Happy Anniversary D Phi E: Love
Phi Sigma Sigma
Congratulations KDR on your 5th year
on campus. Love, Phi Sigma Sigma
Phi Sigma Kappa- Twenty five years-
what an accomplishment!
Congratulations! Love, the sisters of
Phi Sigma Sigma
To the Teddy Bear Pledge Class- Twas
the night before Friday in Harvey Hall
The Phi Sigs were slumbering and
having a ball! Thanks for the fun-
filled night! Love, your soon-to-be
Hey Worm- Happy belated 1st
Anniversary of your 21st. Sorry 1
forgot! Love, Crumb
Dear Tri-Sigma Pledges: Only a
couple days until Initiation !! We can't
wait to call you Sisters !
Tri-Sigma : Thanks to everyone who
helped last week to make the Open Bid
party, G-L-S night, the sleepover, and
Becky's visit a success! We all did a
great job!!!
Benson- TKE, Thanks for all your
help with "you know who," esp.
during springbreak! Love, Aunt B.-
(AST)
B ru ggy. Don't worry so much- Things
will start looking brighter love, me
Room 315, (TKE.) Thanks for the fun
time and the bed at Panama! Love
AuntB.
Phi Sigma Kappa, We are looking
forward to being married! Love, Theta
Phi's
Phi Sigs, thanks for a great mixer!
Let's try it again sometime. Love,
Theta Phis
Eric- Hope you liked the rhymes! Did
I redeem myself? Snuffy
Phi Sigma Kappa- The first twenty-
five years were great, we're really
sorry this is late! Happy Founders
Day. Love, The sisters of ASA
KDR's- Kappa Delta Rho, we want
you to know, we're here to say, Happy
Birthday! Love, The sisters of ASA
Eric- Now that you're twenty-one, let
the ASA's show you some fun! Happy
Birthday, We love our sweetheart!
The brothers of Delta Chi wish to
express our deepest sympathy for the
family of John Rombold, and ask
everyone to keep them in your prayers
The brothers of Delta Chi, thank Alpha
Sigma Tau, Delta Phi Epsilon, Sigma
Chi, for the AU-Time best mixer! We
apologize for our uninvited guests, and
hope everyone still had a great time!
Vladimir, Have any "good" dreams
lately?
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Sports Opinion
If you could eat paper, the Big Red
Machine would taste the best in the West
by Jon Q. Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
Let's get right down to
business about the National
League's wild, wild West. Folks,
we were treated to a great
display of hardball here, last
season. It was on the shirttails of
a Cinderella squad who found
themselves in a Brave new
world.
The Atlanta Braves went from
worst to first in the National
League Western Division to
defeat the L.A. Dodgers by one
game. They went on to capture
the National League
championship with a convincing
series win over the best team in
baseball (the Bucs). Ted and
Jane's boys came one run away
from winning the ultimate prize,
losing in the 10th inning of the
seventh game of the World
Series.
The story of the 1991 Atlanta
Braves was so unbelievable that
I find it hard to believe that it's
going to happen again.
Especially in a division that has
four other squads capable of
winning.
6th place - The Houston
Astros. Let's get one thing
straight! This team is not the
Atlanta Braves. The Houston
Astros will not go from worst to
first to win the Western Division.
Houston, Texas may even
forget about their beloved Astros
completely this summer when
they turn over the Astrodome for
the Republican convention. The
'Stros will be on the road for
more than a month. But Astro
fans shouldn't forget that this is a
young squad that can't get any
worse than their 65-97 1991 last
place finish.
There arc a few good players
on this team. The Astros have a
good young catcher in Craig
Biggio. He batted .295 last year
and can run well, a rare trait for
backstops. But for some odd
reason Biggio has been projected
as the second baseman. They
may just be saving his knees
until Houston becomes
contenders. Craig may spend the
rest of his career at second base.
Jeff Bagwell is a monster basher
and fun to watch. Sorry, no
pitching! Your gonna get a lot of
"Who?" questions in Houston.
In fact, George Herbert Walker
Bush may be the best player to
step into the Astrodome in 4 92!
He played at Yale.
5th place - The San Francisco
Giants. Kevin Mitchell and his
bad attitude are gone. But
Mitchell was one of only three
Giants capable of hitting the ball
through the Candlestick Park
winds, up and over the fence.
The two others being Matt
Williams and Will "the Thrill"
Clark. But Williams and Clark,
now, have a tremendous weight
on their shoulders to produce
more than ever. Two men cannot
an offense make.
Craig knows pitching. But
he'll have to know an awful lot
more than even he knows to help
this questionable staff.
4th place - The San Diego
Padres. No! Don't do it! Don't
trade Tony Gwynn! 'Cause he's
the boy. Shouldn't batting .309,
.351, .317, .329, .370, .313, .336,
.309 and .317 over your career
make people forget about your
personality problems. Well,
maybe not. But at least wait
another year to trade this left-
handed-hitting machine. By
then, Joe Mclvaine will see what
a disaster it was for San
Francisco trading Kevin Mitchell
and he'll hold on to his superstar.
To complement their hit
specialist in the lineup, the Pads
have Tony Fernandez,
powerhouse Fred McGriff, and
an occasional pop out of Benito
Santiago, Jerald Clark and
Darrin Jackson.
Santiago would be the best
thing to happen to any pitching
staff and keeps the infielders on
their toes with his oft used
cannon. He'll carry a staff led
by Bruce Hurst and Andy Benes.
A bullpen that includes lefties
Craig Lefferts and Randy Myers
won't be without a few laughs.
Come October, though, another
team will be doing the laughing
in this division.
3rd place - The Atlanta
Braves. In 1991, the Atlanta
Braves were kissing destiny right
on the lips while, at the same
time, all of the so-called experts
were forced to kiss the Braves'
' ass. The young, strong and
fighting Braves shocked the
world. They came one run away
from the coveted prize. It
probably won't happen again.
But with another 90+ win
season, it may.
The Braves won't sneak up on
anyone this year. Anything less
than a great season from David
Justice, Ronny Gant or Terry
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a slugger like Barry Bonds might
give this squad what they need to
reach that final pedestal. Lonnie
Smith may never live down that
base-running blunder in the
eighth inning of the seventh
game of the Series. He'll
quickly be forgotten as soon as
"Primetime", Deion Sanders gets
hot. Otis Nixon will be back in a
month. Sanders and Nixon are
not the only spark plugs. Mark
Lemke and Rafael Belliard
sparkle in the clutch.
The Braves have three of the
best pitchers in the game in their
starting staff. John Smoltz
should win 15-20, Tommy
Glavine should win 15-20 and if
Steve Avery, 20 years old, ever
realizes his potential, he'll win
25-30. Charlie Leibrandt helped
out (Kirby Puckett?) in 1991 but
will soon be replaced by another
young arm. Yes, the Braves
have even more young arms.
The bullpen looks fierce! It has
the potential to be the best in
baseball. Mean lefties in Mike
Stanton and Kent Mercker.
Mean righthanders in Alejandro
Pena and Juan Berenguar.
This team is a contender not a
pretender.
2nd place - The Los Angeles
Dodgers. I recently had a
nightmare that the 1992 World
Series would have the Cincinnati
Reds face the Toronto Blue Jays.
Since Cincinnati is represented
in the World Series in my
nightmare, that rules the Dodgers
out in the N.L. West.
But if anybody is as hungry as
the fighting Braves were last
year, it's the group from Chavez-
ravine. And they have the talent
to win it.
Eric D. and the Straw man
have the potential to hit 100
dingers between them. But
expect around 60. In fact, if you
want to get really realistic,
expect an injury. Kal Daniels,
Todd Benzinger or rookie Eric
Karros would be the only other
offensive threats. That's why it
is absolutely necessary for Davis
and Strawberry to both give
around 130 games. Brett Butler
will play center between Davis
and Straw - baseball's best
outfield.
Pitching holds this team
together. Orel Hershiser is back
and will join Bob Ojeda, newly
acquired Tom Candiotti and
fireballer Ramon Martinez to
make a staff of, at least, four
"bulldogs." Ramon's little
brother, Pedro, will be a surprise.
Jay Howell, John Candelaria,
Roger McDowell and Jim Gott
make four former stoppers in the
pen.
1st place - The Cincinnati
Reds. When this team won 25
out of their first 30 games in
1990, 1 thought that they'd go on
to become another Big Red
Machine dynasty. But it has
gone down hilHrom there and
the Big Reds' lost their flavor.
They finished fifth last year, 20
games back. Now here's where
GM Bobby Quinn steps in.
Over the winter, Cincinnati
made major changes acquiring
potential overpowering hurlers
Tim Belcher of L.A. fame and
Greg Swindell of crappy team
fame. They will join Jose Rijo
and Tom Browning to give the
Reds a solid staff. Hard
throwing lefthander Norm
Charlton would have given the
Reds five good starters, but he
may be asked to move back to
the bullpen if stopper Rob
Dibble is seriously injured. If he
is, the Braves or Dodgers may
step right in. Because Cincinnati
is strong in the pitching
department but not very deep. A
fantastic curve ball from Scotty
Ruskin would set up Dibble.
Without Dibble or Randy Myers,
would Norm Charlton be "The
nasty boy?"
Hal Morris has batted .340 and
.318 in two seasons at first.
Billy Doran and phenomenal
Barry Larkin make a strong DP
combo. Chris Sabo hits for
power. Bip Roberts and rookie
Reggie Sanders will have to
produce to make a Reds dream
season. Paul O'Neil will have to
become the player Lou Piniella
says he can be. And that's a
triple crown winner.
The offense has a lot of depth.
The pitching is also strong. This
team is potential world
champions on paper. But paper
can easily be ripped up, thrown
away and count for nothing.
Injuries to Dibble and other key
players and Lou Piniella's
outright incompetence could
easily take everything away
before they are even in it
The Clarion Call
Volume 73, Issue 22 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania
April 2, 1992
- National-
NEWARK, N J. (AP) - A star-studded rock concert to
benefit victims of the Chernobyl nuclear accident has
collapsed amid accusations of fraud and forgery,
according to a federal lawsuit
Fumio Suzuki, an entertainment promoter from Tokyo,
charged in a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court that he
was duped into giving $350,000 in advance funding to
an American promotion company.
Suzuki advanced the money after he received letters of
commitment from major pop artists, and since found out
the letters were forged, according to the complaint.
- State -
HARRISBURG (AP) - Health insurance companies in
ennsylvania should be prohibited from cancelling
coverage except if policyholders don't pay their
premiums, Gov. Robert P. Casey said Monday.
"If the insurance company takes money from people,
they should provide coverage - it's as simple as that,"
Casey said at a Capitol news conference.
The governor is pushing a proposal that would stop
companies from cancelling coverage when policyholders
jet sick. The measure would also guarantee immediate
insurance workers who change jobs.
Pennsylvanians who change jobs often are forced to wait
Up to six months for their new coverage.
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News
-Counselors receive certification
Pg.6
-Fisch speaks at conference
Pg.7
Features
-President for a day
Pg.9
-Wellness Fair preview
Pg. 13
Sports
-Golfers finish fourth
Pg-17
-Dudeck honored
Pg.17
- Clarion's Weather - Outlook -
Friday- Cloudy and cool, snow likely. High 32
Saturday- Snow turning to rain. High 35
Sunday- Chance of sun, still cool. High 35
Monday- Partly sunny, warmer. High 50
Tuesday- Continued warm. High 55
Wednesday- Rain moving in. High 48
State System Day planned
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Clarion students will join
students at the other 13 state -
owned universities in Harrisburg
on Tuesday, April 7 as part of
State System Day.
1500 students, including 100
from Clarion, are expected to take
part in the rally at the state capitol.
The event is student organized
with cooperation from the State
System of Higher Education
(SSHE).
Those attending will have the
opportunity to speak with their
hometown legislators in order to
Women, the State Attorney
General's office and the
Pennsylvania State Education
Association.
According to student
representative to the council of
trustees (of Clarion University)
Crystal Knorr, "Our main objective
is to prove to the Governor and the
legislators that our education is a
priority to us and that it should be
to the state as well."
John F. Kuhn, Provost and
Academic Vice President of
Clarion University said in a memo,
"[The students] are not asking for a
tuition freeze," but instead, "...are
lobbying for financial
provide for. Total difference
between the amount requested by
the SSHE and the Governor's
budget is over $564 million.
The Clarion contingent to the rally
is being organized by Monica
Douglas, a student member on the
Board of Governors of the SSHE,
Gara Smith, chairperson of the
Legislative Affairs Committee of the
student senate and Brian Hoover,
president of the student senate.
In addition to planning State
System Day, the student senate is
also sponsoring a letter writing
campaign during the month of
April. Students are being
encouraged to write letters to their
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State System Day is being organized to give local students the chance to express their concerns to
their hometown legislators. On the agenda are speeches by James H. Tinsman, the chancellor of
SSHE and Governor Robert Casey.
express their concerns. Also on the
agenda will be speeches by
Chancellor of the State System of
Higher Education James H.
McCormick, the Secretary of
Education, Governor Robert Casey
and student organizer of the rally,
Adam Goldstein, President of the
Board of State Government
Presidents.
This board oversees the student
senate presidents in the 14 SSHE
universities. Students will also be
able to attend special briefings on
such organizations as the
Pennsylvania Commission for
commitments to meet the State
System's basic needs."
The Board of Governors of the
SSHE has requested over $407
million in instructional funds
alone, while the Governor's budget
approved only $358 million. That
leaves a shortfall of about $50
million for the state's universities.
This calculation does not include
requests by the SSHE for such
items as Capital Appropriation,
Library Enhancement,
Instructional Equipment and
deferred maintenance, all of which
the Governor's budget does not
legislators and Governor Casey
expressing their concerns about the
proposed 3.5 percent budget cuts for
Clarion University.
The governor's higher education
budget would eliminate funding for
private, state-aided colleges and
universities and hold the line on
funding for public institutions such
as the State System of Higher
Education.
Through writing letters and
petitioning in Harrisburg, Clarion
students will have the opprotunity to
express their concerns for higher
education.
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Welcome back, welcome back
students, to studies and pursuits
familiar. Like reading the
Clarion Call. Not being one to
let forgotten buried tomahawks
enjoy an undisturbed rusting
stage, I again turn your attention,
as one interested in open-
mindedness, to the February
twentieth issue of the Clarion
Call, specifically the "Hide
Park" column, written (sic) by
no less an illustrious social critic
and alumae of CUP, Ms. Kristin
Hatfield. As a recent emigre
from the Sunshine State, I offer
the rebuttal, taking as my
argumentative position, that of
the McCoy.
Having been a bona fide,
though admittedly only semi-
native resident of Florida for ten
years, I could not but question
the brutish stance affected by
Ms. Hatfield in her summary
dismissal of a state of people,
fueled by one experience in a
nightclub. In the years I lived in
Florida, 1980 to 1991, the state
experienced a thirty-two point
seven (32.7%) increase in
population, (1990 Census
Bureau figures, don't listen to
me, check it out!). Surely, all of
those people could not hav.; been
wrong. And, admittedly, some
of them may have stayed awhile
and moved on, but no such mass
migration has been recorded for
inspection.
Just when I was beginning to
believe there had in fact been a
Rebirth in open-mindedness, a
refusal to dwell on things banal,
a systematic acceptance on the
national level of things
"different", I opened the Call to
be assaulted by such an article!
How could we, as a critical
audience, be expected to lend
any credence to such a diatribe?
Well, as the facts are, I don't. As
my usual stance in argument is
not to, I'm quite surprised I've
assaulted the keys of my
John Rickard
typewriter thusly. It is my usual
stance to allow a hallowed
silence to judge an indefensible
argument. It is my closely held,
personal belief, that to argue is to
lend credence to the subject of
the argument Try it sometime,
try to argue alone. Best hope no
one is watching.
But O, the power of Refutatio!
To broadside the weak
affrontation with verifiable
evidence? What a ploy.
I would first offer the existence
of a body of truth that states that,
by now, your typical Florida
native knows exactly where to
go, in order that his goings and
comings are not subjected to the
unscrupulous judgments of an
uninvited visitor. Or, perhaps,
that this said Floridian may be
parcel to enough self-esteem that
(cont. on pg. 4)
There's an old adage that says,
'Generals and colonels don't
win wars, the sergeants and the
field personnel win them."
What this adage basically
means is, if your looking for the
truly smart and hard working
people in an organization, don't
look to the direct top.
You should look to the middle
management.
This adage certainly holds true
at this university. In my
workings as editor, I've found
that it's much easier to deal with
people who haven't forgotten
what this university is here for.
It's here to serve the needs of
its students, not the overinflated
egos ofits administration.
Many administrators have
forgotten this fact.
Meanwhile, the university has
those few hard working-people
who put in a full day's work and
serve the needs of the students
without trying to suck down the
limelight.
I would like to thank a few of
these people for the help and
advice over the past two years.
Mr. Hal Wassink is one of the
nicest and most helpful men I've
ever had to deal with. He's also
one of this university's true
assets.
Working alongside of Mr.
Wassink is Dave Tomeo.
Tomeo is the director of the
university center and also
advisor of the University
Activities Board. Mr. Tomeo has
been very helpful in getting
information to the newspaper
and, also, he's always been
available to talk about the new
student center at any time.
The university community will
truly come to realize the assets
of these two men with the
completion of the new Gemmell
Complex.
The head of Public Affairs at
the university is Mr. Ron
Wilshire.
Wilshire, a Clarion alumnus
distributes all of- the press
releases and works to give the
university the public relations
image that it needs.
Mr. Wilshire, who is also a
former Call editor, is probably
one of the few people on campus
who understands what the
campus paper is here for. This
reason alone gains my
admiration.
The final person I must thank
is Clarion Students Association
Business Manager Lee Krull.
Mr. Krull is the person who
controls the money and issues
tfie checks for all student
organizations, including the Call.
Mr. Krull, I thank you and your
office for the business help you
offered the past two years.
Until next week. . .Farewell.
^^^HIBI^BHB^H
The Clarion Call - 4-2-92 - Page 3
Afterthoughts
corrections
Dear Editor-
While your article is interesting,
it is based on an erroneous
assumption. Students do not pay
for Tippin Gymnasium through
the activity fee. In fact, no
buildings on the campus are paid
for or maintained through the
activity fee. While the residence
halls, dining hall and student
center were funded through bond
issues which are repaid from
student fees; board and room
fees and the auxiliary services
fee, Tippin Gymnasium was
constructed through a capital
appropriation and is classified as
an academic building. Its
maintenance is paid for from the
University's general budget and
it is under the control of the
Department of Health and
Physical Education. Payment of
the activity fee, then, does not
entitle students to usage of
Tippin Gymnasium. However,
since the student senate allocates
activity fee money to the athletic
and intramural programs, it does
entitle students to participate in
those activities when they occur
in Tippin.
As you know, a significant
portion of the University's
budget comes from the
legislature in the form of an
appropriation of tax monies.
One of the functions of a public
university is public services.
Providing a site for such things
as high school playoffs, then, is a
function the taxpayers have paid
for. While some reasonable
accommodations for student use
should be made when such
activities take place, restrictions
on student use do not deprive
students of something they have
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actuality, it is the student senate
which has requested this
increase. The activity fee is the
one fee which does not require
Board of Trustee or Board of
Governor approval, only the
students through the student
senate can recommend
increasing that fee.
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Vice President
for Student Affairs
Rape figures
clarified
Dear Editor-
It has come to our attention
that the research which was
discussed in the December 5,
1991 and February 6, 1992
articles in the Call has been
misunderstood by various
faculty members on campus.
This research discussed the rate
of sexual assault among Clarion
University female students
across a 19 year period. One
common misconception is that
we are stating that 20-31% of
females are raped each semester
on the Clarion campus. We have
never made this claim. Rather,
our research states that 20-31%
of females have reported in our
survey that they have
experienced sexual assault at
some point in the course of their
lifetime. This does not mean
that they were sexually assaulted
on the Clarion campus; nor does
it mean that 21-30% of Clarion
female students are raped each
semester. Furthermore, we
would like to note that these
percentages indicate rate of
sexual assault, not rate of rape.
The question used to determine
these rates asked whether the
research participants had ever
experienced an incident they
considered to be rape or
attempted rape. Thus, sexual
assault is a more accurate term to
use to describe our statistics. In
either case, these statistics
indicate a serious social
problem.
We would like to note that we
would be happy to discuss our
-search further with any other
interested party. Unfortunately,
we were unable to clarify this
misunderstanding sooner
because we were not aware that
there was a misunderstanding.
While we have learned through
the grapevine that several faculty
members have had concerns with
our research findings, they have
chosen to not contact us directly.
We find this lack of
professionalism and common
courtesy appalling and
disheartening. We had always
assumed (until now) that the
university atmosphere allows
colleagues a forum to discuss
such social issues and research
findings in an objective,
professional manner.
Unfortunately, it appears that
some Clarion University faculty
would rather discredit others'
opinions or research in an
anonymous manner.
-Donna M. Ashcraft, Ph.D
Dave Schlueter, Ph.D.
Freedom of
choice
Dear Editor-
Mr. Vallely correct me if I am
wrong, but is not the purpose of
a Presidential election for the
public to vote for ihc candidate
that best represents the views of
that individual voter. What you
arc saying is put your religious
views first and foremost. If a
Democratic candidate can get
this country out of the recession
and help education (just to name
a few other issues), why not vote
for him no matter what his stand
on abortion is. And how dare
you tell Catholics that they
should not vote for Jerry Brown
or any other Democratic
candidate because he is pro-
abortion, and then go as far as to
say the people who vote for him
should be/will be
excommunicated. What right do
you have to tell anyone how or
who to vote for — against, a voter
can vote for any candidate he or
she feels will represent and run
this country in the best manner.
Furthermore, I believe you are
overlooking a major part of our
government — separation of
church and state. The abortion
(cont. on pg. 4)
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Reader Responses
(cont. from pg. 3)
issue is such an important issue
in politics because you over-
bearing Catholics and other
religious people made it that
way. You decided to try and take
away women's choice. Abortion
is not for everyone, but every
woman has that right to choose
for herself — not all the men on
Capital Hill or the man in the
White House.
I am a Catholic, but because of
people like you, I am
embarrassed to admit it In this
election I plan on voting for the
man whom I believe is the best
candidate, whether he is
Republican or Democratic, and if
the Catholic church and the God
Almighty can not accept my
political views, I will not have to
be excommunicated — I will
leave the church. But I am
willing to take that chance
because I feel so strongly about
this issue. My mother, who is
Catholic and raised all her
children with all the values and
morals of the church, would not
disown me nor my sister and
brother because we voted for a
pro-abortion candidate.
I would like to reiterate my
previous statement that neither
you nor the Catholic church or
any church for that matter has
the right to tell its members how
to vote. In this country an
individual has the right to vote
for whom that person chooses
without being told with the threat
of a recriminatory act (ie.
excommunication), and thank
God we still have that right.
-Christine Erskine
Conduct
criticized
Dear Editor-
I wish to congratulate
P.E.A.CE. on their efforts during
the 3/23/92, Draft Hazardous
Waste Facilities Plan Public
Hearing. I am sure they got the
immediate results they wanted.
Too bad for them that the long
term legacy of their hysteric,
juvenile tantrum is a clear and
strong argument for certificates
of public necessity.
When these P.E.A.CE.
members left their houses, got
into their vehicles, and traveled
to the meeting they intended to
berserkedly disrupt, did they
think that the things needed to do
The Middle States Programs and Curricula and
Outcomes/Institutional Effectiveness
Subcommittee will hold a hearing on Tuesday,
April 7 at 2 p.m. in the Carlson Library
Conference Room.
This hearing will begin with a brief summary
presentation of the subcommittee's preliminary
findings and will be followed by a discussion
session.
The Middle States Steering Committee
encourages all members of the Clarion
University community to participate in this
hearing to assist the subcommittee in preparing
its report for the steering committee later this
semester.
Phi Sigma Sigma Congratulates their
New 1992-1993 Executive Board
President: Tracy Rutter
Vice President: Leslie Cathcart
Pledge Mistress: Lisa Servesko
Rush Chairman: Michelle Schmeider
Member-At-Large: Amy Dale
Corr. Secretary: Tonya Schmidt
Rec. Secretary: Tricia Firment
Panhel Delegate: Liz Hagenbuch
Treasurer: Stephanie Wright
We know that you will lead us toward
a promising future.
this simple activity magically
and innocuously appeared?
There are hazardous wastes
generated as a result of
production or use or
maintenance of the building
materials in their homes, the
appliances in their homes, the
clothes on their backs, the
cosmetics on their heads, the
vehicles they drive, the gas
stations they pull into, and the
roads they drive on. Where do
they think or not think these
wastes go now?
1 am not in favor of building a
Hazardous Waste Facility in and
around major state and federal
recreation and forestry areas, or
in a very valuable watershed.
For these and some other reasons
I am therefore not in favor of the
construction of the Concord
Facility. (I might have been able
to say so at the hearing if
P.E.A.CE. had not freaked out.)
I am in favor of addressing the
need for hazardous waste
disposal by reduction, recycling,
and switching to alternative
products and processes which
minimize hazardous waste. But,
I am not willing to give up my
car, radio, TV, telephone, contact
lenses or in general go back to
horse and buggy days. The
consequences of this selfish
desire is that despite the best
efforts at waste minimization,
hazardous waste will be
generated and has to be delt with
some how and some way.
When the existing hazardous
waste disposal facilities were
constructed were the
requirements more rigorous than
they are today? I doubt it. Are
the existing facilities able to
meet future capacity demands? I
doubt it. Can the operators of
existing and future facilities be
fully trusted? I doubt that too.
But something has to be done
and tantrums are as helpful in
addressing the hazardous waste
problem as giving a cork to
everybody to reduce sewage.
This was not a Concord
meeting. This was a hearing on
how much of a problem
hazardous waste disposal is or
will be, and how the problem
could be dealt with. 1 had an
interest in what people had to
say at the public hearing. When
P.E.A.CE. denied others the
opportunity to speak and my
opportunity to hear them,
P.E.A.CE. demonstrated that at
times the issue will not be dealt
with rationally and that
certificates of public necessity
are necessary.
-William Glover
Clarion Grad. Student
Hide Park
(cont. from pg. 2)
others' opinions, though
unsolicited at best, worry him
not. I would also offer, that
Floridian has developed an
adequate local social life, that
would allow him to forego the
option of a place that maintains
cheap drinks as a drawing power.
It is a verifable face, that most
"local" clubs have exhorbitant
yearly memberships, or
inordinantly high cover charges,
and with good measure.
I would like to ask Ms.
Hatfield, "What, pray tell, is
wrong with biker women?" And
what sort of statistical proof
could you, perchance, present
that "all Florida women have a
distinct "biker chick" air about
them"? Such a proposal could
lead one to believe Ms. Hatfield
may have more than a public
vendetta.
I also take high offense to the
assertion "uneducated
Floridians". Broward County,
from which I moved, is
consistently high in national
polls concerning secondary
education. And this in a state
without state income tax, thanks
to the expected yearly migrations
of more grateful people.
Florida is also home of a
highly rated higher education
system. One could mention the
University of Florida,
Gainesville, and its satellite
colleges, committed to research
and higher understanding.
Florida State University,
Tallahassee is another institution
not to be glossed over and
ranked in the files of
"uneducated". How about the
University of Miami, or St.
Thomas University, or Embry-
Riddle Aeronautic Institute? Are
we to surmise, as in Ms.
The Resident Assistants of Ballentine and
Becht Halls are conducting a mock
wedding in Becht Hall on Friday, April 3
at 7:30 p.m. Following the ceremony there
will be a social gathering.
There will be free refreshments from
P.C. Crackers
and prize give-aways.
Hatfield's report, that all these
fine institutions depend upon
out-of-state residents for their
enrollment? It's really not fun to
shoot fish in a barrel, ma'am, its
gruesome.
I could only wonder (though
the thought occupies the null set
of time in my mind) what Ms.
Hatfield were to think if she
were to meet this ex-Floridian?
A Union Ironworker (no doubt,
as a tradesman to be lumped in
the Vo-tech category), who
leered indiscriminately at biker
chicks and sorority sisters with
equal delight? How about the
fact that I chose to work for a
living, obviously implying some
inboard Cro-Magnon
tendencies? I suppose my 4.0
GPA could suffice to sink what
is left of the skiff of her theory.
In fact, it would be impossible
for me to care less.
One last question, Ms.
Hatfield, where pray tell, would
one such as yourself, take a car
for repair, or buy groceries? Or
are we to surmise that you would
just let the servants care for such
worldly pursuits?
John Richard is a student of
Clarion University and
a staff photographer
at the Clarion Call
The Clarion Call - 4-2-92 - Page 5
Jump Rope-A-Thon raises funds for Red Cross
by Dortiee Raybuck
News Writer
Clarion University, along with
the Clarion County Chapter of
the American Red Cross,
sponsored the first ever Jump-
Rope-A-Thon on March 26 at
Tippin Gymnasium.
President Reinhard provided a
welcome to all the participants
saying, "Hopefully this wil
become a first annual event to
support the Red Cross."
Dana Shaw, the executive
director of the American Red
Cross in Clarion, gave a brief
explanation of what the Red
Cross does and thanked the
participants for attending.
"All proceeds from the event
will be used to support the
Clarion County Chapter of the
American Red Cross," said
Norbert Baschnagel, faculty
senate president.
The event was a fundraiser in
order to replace the depleted
funds of the local chapter of the
Red Cross.
The jumpers were organized
into teams of six. Jumpers were
responsible for finding sponsors
to financially reward their
number of jumps.
Over 100 people participated
in the event.
having a good time.
The jumpers pledged to jump
rope for a total of five minutes
with a five minute rest between
each one minute jump.
The jumpers completed over
49,000 jumps.
After the event, each
participant was given a free
garden salad from Wendy's.
"Hopefully this will become a
first annual event to support
the Red Cross. "
The participaiting jumpers were
stretched for five minutes by
Baschnagel before beginning, in
order to avoid injuries.
The jumpers' steps ranged
from advance, fancy footwork to
a mere skipping of the rope.
But, everyone appeared to be
Door prizes were also awarded
from sponsors such as Paul A.
Weaver Jewelers, Dan Estadt's
Sports Shop, the Clarion Clipper,
Four Star Pizza and Designing
Minds, just to name a few.
The money raised by the
jumpers is still being tallied and
the results will be announced.
For 75 years, the American
Red Cross has been responsible
for helping people in the Clarion
community prevent, prepare for
and respond to emergencies.
Donations from the public also
save lives of accident and heart
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
President Reinhard welcomed all the participants to the
event which was in support of the local Red Cross.
attack victims who are helped by
citizens who have completed
Red Cross lifesaving programs.
"The Red Cross is there for
you to count on in an
emergency," said Shaw. "A gift
to the Clarion County chapter
will make you a supporting
member. We count on all of our
members to help us to continue
meeting urgent needs in this
community."
Students to participate in sexual
harassment survey next week
Gregg Bachner/Clarion Call
Over 100 people participated in the jump rope-a-thon on
March 26. The participators jumped over 49,000 times.
The Presidential Commission
on Sexual Harassment is
conducting a survey next week
of all undergraduate students to
determine the nature and extent
of sexual harassment at Clarion
University. The anonymous
results of the survey will help
Clarion University deal more
effectively with this serious
problem.
The experiences and
perceptions of Clarion
University students are of the
utmost importance to the
Commission. Students should
be aware that some of the
questions are highly personal
and may be uncomfortable to
answer. However, the
information obtained through
this survey will be kept strictly
confidential and only reported
in aggregate form. The survey
results will be shared with the
campus community in a forum
presentation and through other
appropriate means in Fall 1992.
The entire undergraduate
student body of Clarion
University is being asked to
complete and return the survey
to designated campus drops in a
one week period, April 8 to April
15.
On-campus students are asked
to return their completed surveys
to a drop-off point in their
residence halls.
Off-campus students on
Clarion Campus and Venango
Campus are asked to return
completed surveys simply by
folding them in half twice so that
the school address is showing
and drop them in the mail. In
order to encourage the highest
possible rate of return a box
will also be located in the
lobby of Carlson Library on
Clarion Campus and in Frame
Administrative Office on the
Venango campus.
If you have any questions
about the survey, please call
Dr. Robert Girvan at 226-2276
or Dr. Mark Haggerty at 226-
2625. If you have any
questions about sexual
harassment, please contact
Ralph Watkins, Social Equity
Office at 226-2109 or any
member of the panel of
advisors.
The full copy of the policy is
available in the 1991-92
calendar/handbook and in
booklet form from the Office
of Social Equity.
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Gainesville, FL, jinxed
or planned target?
GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP)
The latest coed murder here has
students, police and
psychological experts trying to
figure why this campus town has
become a magnet for violent
tragedy.
The discovery last week of the
body of Elizabeth Foster, a
missing Santa Fe Community
College student found in a
shallow grave, follows a double
slaying of two female students
last summer, the shocking string
of five student murders in
August 1990 and the unsolved
1989 disappearance of student
Tiffany Sessions.
'There is not a particular
pattern or trend in these
homicides," Sheriff's
spokesman Spencer Mann said.
Theories about the series of
murders and disappearances
range from the transient nature
of a college town and
carelessness of students to
Gainesville's proximity to state
prisons. Some experts say that
Gainesville statistically isn't
unusually crime-ridden, but that
publicity and reaction is strong
because students are the victims.
,s Violent crimes happen in
major cities like Miami, and no
one blinks an eye," said Richard
Hollinger, a University of
Florida sociology professor.
"But when they happen in a
college town, its status becomes
more prominent"
Parents everywhere who have
sent children off to school can
relate to campus tragedies, he
said.
Florida Department of Law
Enforcement statistics indicate
that the Gainesville area is
relatively safe for Florida dues.
They recorded 101 crimes per
thousand residents last year,
compared to 129 per thousand in
Miami's Dade County.
Alachua County had 17
murders in 1991, compared to
361 in Dade.
Leon County, which hosts the
Florida State University and
Florida A&M campuses, had
crime statistics last year that
were similar to Gainesville's.
Gainesville police chief
Waylon Clifton has complained
that the number of prisons in
North Florida worsens problems
because some inmates stay in the
area after being released.
Others point out that
Gainesville is near a major
interstate, 1-75, and that state
highways in the area also bring
large numbers of people close to
the campus town.
"There's a lot of mythology
that's been going on quite some
time," said Hernan Vera, another
Florida sociology professor.
"The fact is we've grown very
fast and haven't paid attention to
security."
The University of Florida has
about 34,000 students and Santa
Fe up to 12,000 in a county with
182,000 residents. Santa Fe
president Larry Tyree said such
numbers make it likely that
random violence, if it occurs,
could hit a student.
The 1990 murder string
resulted in some students
temporarily leaving campus, but
there has been no lasting impact
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Alpha Phi Omega and RACS sponsered a skate-a-thon, Sunday, March 15. There were
120 items of food collected for the local food banks. Pictured are Danielle Dodge of
Alpha Phi Omega and Darlene Hartman of RACS.
CUP peer counselors receive
certification to advise rape victims
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
Peer counselors of the Rape
Crisis Center recently received
certification to advise rape
victims on Clarion University's
campus.
The counselors are ten
students, who attended a state
mandated training session. The
sessions lasted five weeks.
The counselors had to learn
different skills in order to aid
rape victims, such as knowing
the different types of abuse,
legal, police and hospital
procedures and counseling skills.
The volunteers will actually be
on call at certain times and wear
beepers during their volunteer
hours.
The organization on campus is
set up like the Rape Crisis
Center in Clarion. There is a
community hotline for victims to
call and go to for help.
The Peer Counselors formed
last fall when STAR (Students
Together Against Rape) decided
that a place was needed for
victims on campus. There was
also a considerable amount of
people who were coming forth
who needed a facility available.
Pam Morris-Smith is the
executive director of Rape
Crisis. She said, "The students
have a real committment to the
STAR organization."
The STAR organization was
created for a long term basis.
Once the seniors graduate, they
want the freshmen to be involved
to keep students involved.
Morris-Smith said, "They want
the organization to grow." Each
semester the group will try to
recruit new members to go
through a training session. The
group wants to help the
community because of the lack
of volunteers.
Lisa Stroupe, who is a peer
counselor, believes that forming
this organization is a benefit to
the campus.
Stroupe said that students
would have the facility there if
they did not feel comfortable
going to the Rape Crisis Center.
"Talking to another peer would
maybe make it easier for the
person."
Scheduling the easy way
by Mike Buser
News Writer
The Voice Response Telephone
Registration System (Tel Reg),
Clarion University's new early
registration process, begins
operations on April 6 at 9 a.m.
As in the past, students must see
their advisors before registering.
After the student sees their
advisor, they are free to register
based on earned credit hours and
last name. Approximately 45
students will be able to utilize
Tel Reg each hour.
To use Tel Reg, students must
enter the specified phone number
(814-226-2680 or 2680 from
campus) on a touch tone
telephone.
Then they must enter the action
code for Hold Flags, (728 924 #)
then enter their personal Student
Identification Number (social
security number or temporary ID
number assigned by the
university) followed by the # key
on the telephone.
Further instructions will follow
these actions. Courses can then
be' entered* into the system by
using codes given in the class
schedule listing.
Students can also drop or add
during the pre-registration
process once they have
completed schedules.
All students who are returning
for the Fall 1992 semester should
have a schedule prepared by
April 27.
Beginning April 6, early
registration can be performed
Monday- Thursday, 9 a.m.- 10
p.m. and on Friday from 10 a.m.
to 10 p.m. ,
Delta Zeta receives top honors
The Clarion Call - 4-2-92- Page 7
The Clarion University
Chapter of Delta Zeta sorority
took top honors at their annual
Province Weekend March 20-21,
at the Harrisburg Hilton. The
Clarion University chapter was
awarded IS awards in the
following areas: Pride of the
Province, which is the top award
given; Outstanding Treasurer-
Erin Davics; plaques for
Outstanding Activities,
Standards and Philanthropic
Support. The chapter was also
awarded certificates for 100
percent initiation spring 1991;
total; quota; being Number One
in Academics; being above the
all-sorority average; and best
initiated sister average. Jamie
Bero, College Chapter Director
(advisor) received the Province
Three- West Devotion Award for
outstanding dedication to Delta
Zeta. Michelle Exley received
the Golden Crest Award for
outstanding service as an officer
of the sorority. Bridget Villani
received the Golden Heart
Award for outstanding work
behind the scenes.
Pride of the Province is given
to the chapter who has shown the
most initiative, dedication and
spirit toward Delta Zeta. This
chapter also upholds the Delta
Zeta ideals of scholarship,
leadership and philanthropic and
panhellenic support.
During Province Weekend, the
chapter had the opportunity to
meet the 700 other Delta Zctas
that attend colleges and
universities in Pennsylvania.
They also attended various
workshops and the awards
luncheon. The Clarion
University Chapter is in the
western third of the province and
competes for awards against
Slippery Rock University, the
University of Pittsburgh, Robert
Morris, Duquesne, Edinboro and
California.
Courtesy of
Delta Zeta sorority
Nationally recognized educator to speak
at second annual teachers conference
by Heather Michael
News Writer
Clarion University will host
its Second Annual Salute to
Teaching, which consists of four
informative workshops, on April
7, 8 and 11, 1992.
Nationally recognized educator
Line. Fisch will conduct the
workshops so that current and
prospective teachers may discuss
and broaden their teaching
excellence. Fisch, who presently
resides in Lexington, Kentucky,
has over 25 years of experience
in both undergraduate and
graduate education.
The workshop schedule is as
follows:
Poetry, Passion, and Pedagogy-
Tuesday, April 7, 7:30 p.m.,
Peirce Auditorium- This
lecture/workshop, which is open
to the public, is designed to
examine the facets of good
teaching.
Can Values be Taught?-
Wednesday, April 8, 9 to 11 a.m.,
and Saturday, April 11, Noon to
1:30 p.m., Moore Hall- This
two part workshop will "explore
dimensions of ethics and values
in college teaching." Advance
registration is required and
completion of several short
readings is recommended prior
to the lecture. Call extension
2225 to make reservations and to
obtain the reading material.
The Classroom as a Dramatic
Arena- Wednesday, April 8,
3:30 p.m., Hart Chapel
Auditorium "This workshop
identifies performing strategies
that teachers can easily
incorporate into their repertoires
to improve their 'perfor-
mances.'" Students envisioning
teaching careers are urged to
attend.
Strategic Teaching: The
Possible Dream- Saturday, April
11, 9 to 11 a.m., 124 Becker
Hall- This workshop will
combine personal strengths and
environmental resources with
teaching goals to allow teachers
the opportunity to be the best
educators they can be.
The Second Annual Salute to
Teaching at Clarion University
will help to emphasize just how
important teaching is.
Student instructors
needed to teach aerobic
classes in Gemmel Center
this summer and
next year.
Applications are available
in room 4 of Harvey Hall.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the week of March 23 through March 29.
At approximately 2:08 on March 23, an unknown individual pulled a
fire alarm on the second floor of Wilkinson Hall. An investigation is
pending.
On March 25, at approximately 12:15 p.m., two pair of tennis shoes
were stolen from a locker in Tippin Gym. The items are: one pair of
women's white, size 7 Reebok shoes; and one pair of white and blue
Nikes. Value is approximated at $100. An investigation is pending.
On March 25, around 10:15 a.m., a smoke detector head and ceiling
tile was damaged in Campbell Hall. An investigation is pending.
On March 25, at approximately 1:37 a.m., a fire alarm was pulled on
the second floor of Wilkinson Hall. An investigation is pending.
Someone unrolled a fire hose on the second floor of Campbell Hall
and partially filled the hose with water on March 27. An investigation
is pending.
On March 26, at approximately 2:00 p.m., several items were stolen
from a dormitory room on the seventh floor of Campbell Hall. The
room was left unlocked and unattended for a short period of time.
Items stolen included: one pair of white corduroy shorts, size 7-8;
one pair of purple plaid shorts, size 7-8; one white with maroon
stripes blouse, size medium; and one medium outfit, pink blouse and
pink slacks.
At approximately 1:36 a.m. on March 27, a student was cited for DUI
near Marwick Boyd and the gym. The person registered a .120%
BAC.
Around 12:30 a.m. on March 27, two non students were cited for
underage drinking. The two individuals were drinking in the radio
station located in Harvey Hall.
On March 27, at approximately 2:00 p.m., a theft was reported which
took place in the women's pool, dressing room in Tippin Gym. The
items reported stolen include: one size 7, ruby and diamond ring with
a yellow gold band; and one size 7 black onyx and diamond ring, with
a yellow gold band. The onyx is large and round and has a diamond
in the center.
On March 27, at approximately 2:00 p.m., it was reported that
someone attempted to steal a vehicle in lot "C." An investigation is
pending.
Around 9:05 a.m. on March 27, a student was cited for minors
possession while attempting to transport alcohol into Nair Hall.
On March 28, a student was cited for public drunkenness, resisting
arrest and disorderly conduct in Campbell Hall by intending to
prevent a lawful arrest and creating a great risk of bodily injury to the
law enforcement personnel.
On March 28 around 11:51 a.m., an unknown individual stretched the
fire hose and filled it with water pressure in Campbell Hall. An
investigation is pending.
On March 29 at approximately 12:30 a.m., a report was received that
the paper towel dispenser was damaged and a wooden panel on the
janitors closet was damaged in the mens room of Harvey Hall.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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Outside Clarion
Tyson causes problems 'on the inside'
Compiled from the AP service
by Shannon Skomra
National
News
Tyson still
having problems
Former boxing heavyweight
champion Mike Tyson has been
behind bars less than a week, and
already is having problems.
Indiana correctional officials
say he refuses to eat and he is
also in trouble for signing
autographs for fellow inmates.
He faced disciplinary action
on Tuesday.
Tyson was sentenced to six
years in prison after being
convicted of rape.
Tyson was denied bail because
the judge believed he was
"capable of committing this
crime again."
USS Missouri
retires
One of the Navy's biggest
guns retired Tuesday. The last
battleship, the USS "Missouri"
will be honored and retired at
Long Beach, California. It was
on the "Missouri" that Japanese
officials signed the surrender that
ended WWII. The battleship is
going into mothballs to save
money, because it cost $24
million to operate every year.
State
Yearbook aids Savitz in
criminal exploits
Philadelphia District Attorney
Lynne Abraham says Ed Savitz,
the man charged with buying
sexual favors from boys, won't
get a break from the legal system
because he has AIDS and may
be suicidal. New reports say
that teenage boys who flocked to
Savitz were paid extra for
bringing in their high school
yearbooks so he could pick
future partners.
Senator promotes
scholarship loan program
U.S. Senator Bill Bradley went
to college Monday and pushed
his scholarship loan program.
The New Jersey Democrat
lectured at the University of
Pennsylvania, telling some 200
students that his ~self reliance
initiative" in higher education
would allow every American
student who wants to go to
college to borrow up to $30,000,
which would be repaid after
graduation to a trust fund used to
make more loans.
~A college education is
drifting out of the reach of
countless families," he said,
pointing out that costs today
have risen 50 percent since 1980.
"There are now more than
500,000 students who are no
longer eligible for loans, which
is why we need what I call self-
reliance loans. These are based
not on a parent's income but on
the student's income because it is
the student who benefits from
the loan."
Compiled by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
Enrollment decrease predicted
at Pitt- Johnstown
Advocate
Pitt-Johnstown's student senate
allocations committee is
predicting an enrollment
decrease during the 1992-93
school year.
The prediction is based on the
local job situation, tuition hikes
and other monetary factors.
To make up for the difference
in the enrollment, an increase in
the student activity will be
proposed.
In the past, the administration's
enrollment predictions have been
almost accurate.
This spring term was the first
time the projection was higher
than the actual figures.
Emergency funds were
distributed to organizations for
the overestimation.
SU feels the budget crunch
The Slate
Shippensburg University is
beginning to feel the effects of
large budget cuts imposed by
Governor Casey.
Rumors were circulating last
week that several advisors'
positions at the university would
be cut. These reports were
denied by President Ceddia in a
press conference although the
method had been considered.
To combat the necessary cuts,
SU has proposed a $1 million cut
in the school budget. In order to
do this, the men's golf and tennis
teams will be eliminated;
summer classes will be held on a
contingency basis; printed
materials coming from the
university will be reduced; and
instructors may be asked to
reduce their extracurricular
activities in order to spend more
time in the classroom.
A tuition hike has not been
decided upon definitly yet but
students have been warned that it
may go up $300 to $500.
Early retirement
bill affects EUP
Spectator
The Mellow Bill, which
claimed 42 of Edinboro
University's faculty and staff
members, has greatly affected
spring scheduling. It has been
estimated that 60 sections were
lost due to early retirement
The bill offered early
retirement to state employees
who had worked at least 10 years
in their jobs and were aged 55 or
older. This early retirement
provided the incentive of extra
benefits.
It is predicted that fall
scheduling may also be affected
if the empty positions are not
filled.
Because of the budget
problems, hiring people will be
more difficult.
Edinboro has received
permission to seek additional
employees despite the freeze on
university hiring by Governor
Casey. The university is
currently accepting applications.
Casey proposes health
insurance bill of rights
Governor Casey has come up
with a proposal to create a health
insurance bill of rights. The
measure would protect insurance
for Pennsylvanians who change
jobs, get sick or lose their jobs
due to a disability. Insurance
company representatives say
they support the proposal. Casey
says the legislation would
protect residents from arbitrary
cancellations of their policies.
International
Cockroach killer may
arrive in US
An Australian who invented an
electronic cockroach killer says
it won't be long before he begins
marketing the device in the U.S.
Greg Jefferys says his 6000 volt
roach zapper is such a hot item
that he's already made a $7
million deal with a Japanese
firm. It took Jefferys eight years
to develop the device.
Woman afraid to
tell husband truth
Recently, a woman in Brazil
claimed that a kidnapper gave
her a drug that induced labor.
Then, they stole her newborn
child. Police now say she made
the story up because she had
suffered a miscarriage and was
afraid to tell her husband. In a
nationally broadcast interview,
the woman said, "I'm very sorry,
I don't know what I was
thinking."
African government
still in turmoil
The African National
Congress is calling for a single-
chamber assembly, elected by all
races to prepare the country's
new constitution. The Black
Nationalist group is rejecting a
government plan for a new
parliament that would have two
chambers. The ANC argues that
whites and their allies would
control the upper chamber and
have veto power.
CLARION
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Summer school at Clarion University offers a
variety of opportunities through its courses and
programs. Summer school provides you with
an excellent opportunity to move ahead in your
academic career.
Clarion's schedule of summer classes
featuring a pre-session and two regular ses-
sions allows you the opportunity to take classes
part of the summer and work or pursue other
interests during the remainder of the summer.
Make the most of your summer this year at
Clarion University.
Summer Schedule
Pre-Session
Summer I . .
Summer II . .
.. May 11 -May 31
. . June 8-July 10
. . July 13-August 14
For additional information, call 814-226-2223 or write:
Office of Academic Affairs
Clarion University
Carrier Administration Building
Clarion, PA 16214-1232
the Clarion Call ■ 4-2-92- Page 9
Trading places with the president
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
This past week it was time
again for an important event in
Clarion University's history...
"Trading Places."
On Wednesday, March 25th,
Kristen Warner, a freshman
business/marketing major from
Hookstown, had the opportunity
to live a typical day in the life of
Clarion University's President
Dr. Diane Reinhard. For
Reinhard, the event allowed her
to enjoy a relaxing day on
campus observing Warner's
classes and mingling with
students.
Through a raffle sponsored by
the Student Alumni
Ambassadors Spirit (SAAS),
students were able to have their
name submitted into the
drawing, "Trading Places," with
a donation of 50 cents. On
Friday, March 20th , Warner was
the lucky recipient and before
she knew it she was sitting in the
president's chair.
Both women began their day in
the usual manner, but shortly
they were to officially meet and
begin their day in totally
different settings. At 8:15 a.m.,
Reinhard and Warner, along with
members of the Student Alumni
Ambassadors Spirit, met for a
continental breakfast at the
president's office.
Following a few minutes of
casual Conversation and
instructions to the ladies
concerning the day, Reinhard
rushed off wearing Clarion
University's casual attire, with
her sneakers burning rubber to
Legal Environment class with
Professor Bish. Reinhard was
fortunate enough to observe a
prospective faculty member
instruct the class. "I found the
class to be very interesting. The
instructor discussed all about
contracts and contract law," said
Reinhard.
Following her class, Reinhard
visited the admissions
department in Carlson Building
and then chatted with members
of RACS at their winter picnic in
Harvey Hall.
Around eleven o'clock,
Reinhard headed back to Carrier
to do a little undercover
presidential work until she had to
meet Warner's friends at
Chandler Dining Hall for lunch.
"A circle of friends is an
important part of college life and
I can tell Kristen has this," said
Reinhard. She said she heard
"no complaints about the food at
Chandler" and she strongly
recommends the raspberry
frozen yogurt for desert.
Following lunch, the President
had another class to attend:
Professor Kind's business math
for marketing majors. Reinhard
submitted Warner's homework
assignment and sat back to enjoy
the observation. "Our business
(Clarion University) is teaching
and learning. The students were
very attentive and the content of
the classes was intellectually
exciting," said Reinhard.
After her class she again
tracked across campus to Carrier
to do a few more presidential
duties. Then at 3 o'clock p.m.,
Reinhard attended an interesting
workshop entitled, "Silent
Storytelling." After this event
she then met with Warner at
Carrier for interviewing.
Warner's day was also unique.
From 9:30 to 10:15 a.m., she met
with Mr. Ralph Watkins,
assistant to the president for
Social Equity. Watkins
explained to Warner all his
duties and discussed the need for
more attention against
discrimination.
Then at 10:30 until noon,
Student-President Warner found
herself in another meeting with
Mr. Wayne Key, interim vice
president for Finance and
Administration and Mr. Clare
Heidler, director of Facilities
Management
Warner was then escorted
through a tour of the new James
Gemmel Student Complex.
Although Warner is a freshman
and didn't have the opportunity
to enjoy the Reimer Center, she
is sure she will use the facilities
of the Gemmel Student
Complex. "I like it a lot... I was
really impressed with it," said
Warner.
She later was asked for her
input on whether Wilkinson Hall
should have a mural painted in
the lobby, similar to Nair's
lobby. Warner said, "It would be
a good idea, so that every
resident hall isn't alike... the
paintings would make the lobby
more interesting."
Also, Warner had input with an
off campus organization
distributing materials on campus.
She suggested allowing the
group to come on campus with
the stipulation that if the students
do not wish to have the materials
they are not forced or compelled
to take them.
She also encountered the
infamous question, "What
should we do about the $70
million budget?" After their
meeting, Warner enjoyed lunch
with the two gentlemen at the
Holiday Inn.
Once the afternoon got started,
Warner was again in more
meetings; first with Dr. John
Kuhn, Provost and Academic
Vice President then followed by
Mr. William Speidel and Ms.
Jean Scott, director and assistant
director of Development. Kuhn
explained the duties of all the
deans and how each person is
dependent upon the other.
Speidel and Scott discussed the
phon-a-thon process used for
alumni and other ways of raising
money for the university. .
At 3:30 p.m., Warner was in
yet another forty-five minute
meeting, this time with Dr.
George Curtis, Jr., vice president
for Student Affairs. Curtis
explained the responsibilities his
office has and the steps they
must follow when problems
arise.
After the interview, the two
ladies walked to Moore Hall
(President's residence) fordinner
and to compare notes.
Following dinner the ladies
headed off to Dr. Levy's basic
earth science class. Reinhard
enjoyed the class but had to
leave early so she could attend
"Fools" at Marwick-Boyd.
Warner decided to stay for the
second half of class, although
she would have enjoyed
accompanying Reinhard.
Warner is currently interested
in hotel/restaurant management.
She says she wants to know
exactly how each duty involved
in her business would be
Ray Henderson/Clarion Call
Through a raffle sponsored by the Student Alumni
Ambassadors Spirit, freshman Kristen Warner won the
chance to " trade places" with President Reinhard on
March 25.
handled. Isn't that funny?
That's what President Reinhard
does. "I think she should be held
accountable for what she does. .
.Dr. Reinhard is involved with
the cafeteria, residence halls. .
.everything you can possibly
imagine at the university," said
Warner. "Trust me," said
Warner. "She (President
Reinhard) puts in an entire day,
and then some."
Both women had an enjoyable
day that they will definitely
remember for years to come.
Warner says she encourages all
students to take advantage of the
opportunity to be President of
Clarion University for a day. "It
is a good program. I really
enjoyed it!" And for those of
you whose names were not
drawn, remember there's always
next year. By the way, Dr.
Reinhard wants to start the
program the night before, so she
can spend a night in a CUP
resident hall. Watch out! Early
morning fire drills.
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Alpha Psi Omega hosts workshop
byAmyGerkin
Assistant Features Editor
Alpha Psi Omega, the National
Honorary Dramatic Theatre
fraternity here at Clarion
University, hosted a day-long
theatrical workshop for the
Keystone Tall Tree Girl Scout
Council of Western Pennsylvania
on Saturday, March 21.
Arrangements for the
workshop were made by Lorna
Hutton, representing the Girl
Scouts, and Marilouise Michel,
professor of speech and
communication theatre, as well
as advisor for Alpha Psi Omega.
Seniors Robert Moyer and
Rhonda E. Green rounded out
the planning committee. Moyer,
who chaired the committee, is an
English major and Green, an
accounting major, served as
Vice-Chairman. Together with
Kathleen Lucas, a senior General
Studies major, and Field
Executive Ms. Patty Kirk, the
committee liaison, an itinerary
was planned for the scouts.
Giovanni to lecture
for Black Arts week
by David Vioral
Features Writer
Nikki Giovanni, a successful
poet and recording artist, will be
a guest speaker April 4th at 8
p.m. in the Hart Chapel.
Giovanni, a professor of
English at Virginia Polytechnical
Institute and State University, is
here in celebration of Black Arts
Week.
She first received attention in
the 1960's when she appeared on
the PBS television show "Soul,"
a program that featured
"dynamic and progressive"
young black talent.
Some of her poetry works
include: "Black Feeling Black
Talk," "Black Judgement,"
"Re:Creation" and "Poem of
Angela Yvonne Davis." She has
also had two of her essays
published: "Gemini" and
"Sacred Cows.. .And Other
Edibles."
"Truth Is On The Way," "Like
A Ripple On A Pond," "The
Way I Feel," and "Legacies* are
just some of the works she has
done as a recording artist.
Giovanni has performed with
both the Johnson City and
Roanoke Symphony Orchestras.
She has served three years as a
member of the Ohio Humanities
Council. She was the 1986
artist-in-residence at the Taft
Museum, Cincinati, Ohio, and
was the featured poet at the
Utrecht, Holland International
Poetry Festival in 1991.
Her appearance is free and
open to the public.
88 A.D. band a hit
A sing along band with a
folky-rock sound. This describes
88A.D., a band comprised of two
Clarion students, Patrick
Buzzard and Jacy.
The two began playing parties
and competitions at several
Western Pennsylvania colleges
under the name 88D in 1990.
88D won first place at Indiana
University's "Unplugged" in
1990 and second place at
Clarion's own "Battle of the
Bands" in 1991. In 1992, the
band was renamed 88A.D.
Buzzard plays an acoustic 6-
string while Jacy plays an
acoustic 12-string. Both men
share in the vocal portion of the
band.
The two band members
provide three hour shows in
three 45 minute sets made up of
classic and new rock and roll-.
For more information about the
band contact Patrick Buzzard or
Jacy at 226-7214 or Edward
Ambrass at 227-2559.
-courtesy of Edward Ambrass
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According to Green, about 20
Alpha Psi Omega members
helped with the workshop where
86 Girl Scouts and 25 scout
leaders and parents attended.
The workshop gave the Girl
Scouts an overview of the
different areas of technical and
performance theatre. Some of
the information will be applied
by the scouts toward earning
their Theatre Badges. The day
also ended with the scouts
learning a short choreographed
dance from "Cabaret," and
performed for the students.
The Girl Scouts who attended
the workshop each brought a can
of food as admission. The food
was donated to the Clarion Food
Bank in both the fraternity's and
scouts' names.
Alpha Psi Omega will be
hosting theatrical workshops
annually every spring,
alternating between the Girl and
Boy Scouts, using basically the
same formats.
"Thanks to the Girl Scouts, the
Keystone Tall Tree Girl Scouts
Council, and the Theatre
Department for supporting us
and giving us the opportunity to
pass on what we learned," said
Green.
Alpha Psi Omega is interested
in conducting tours or
workshops for other groups.
Those who are interested may
call Michel at 226-2478, or the
Theatre Department at 226-2284.
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CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs April 2
* intramural Roster due
(spring golf, softball
tourney)
* Baseball vs. Gannon 1pm
* Women's Softball at
Grove City 3pm
Sun April 5
* Symphonic band Tour
* Planetarium Show 3pm
* String Ensemble Concert
(Chapei) 3:30pm
* Greek Lift (Tippin) 6-9pm
* Daylight Savings Time
Begins- -turn clocks
ahead one hour
at 2am
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Fri April 3
* Planetarium Show 7pm
* UAB "Who Shot JFKr
with speaker-Cyril
Wecht (Chapel)
7pm
Wed April 8
* Baseball at Slippery Rock*
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
* Wellness Fair (Tfcpin)
noon -6pm
Greek swim (Tippin)
6-10pm
* WCCB-DJ's Buzz and
Jake-3-6pm
on 640 am
Mon April 6
* Symphonic Band Tour
* Baseball vs Geneva
College 1pm
* Greek VoHeyBall (Tippin)
6-1 1pm
Sat April 4
* Women's Softball vs -
Youngstown 1pm
* Baseball vs Edtnboro
1pm
* Greek Olympics (Stadium) B
12*6pm
*AASU Talent Show
(Ghapei) 5pm
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Thur April 9
* Tennis vs. Robert Morris
* Women's Softball at
Shppensburg 3pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
Tues April 7
* Symphonic Band Tour
* Track at IUP
* Women's Softball at
Mercyhurst 3pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
* Greek Bowl (Chapel)
6-1 1pm
3
The Clarion Call - 4-2-92- Page 11
~7*
What is the best April
FooVs Day joke you have
played on someone?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Ray Henderson
Jim Collins
Junior/Communication
"Starting rumors about my fraternity
brothers."
Fri April 10
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey)
7:30pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
Tara Wojtczak
* Junior/English
"I put March 32nd on all my papers."
Christylee Kuchack
Junior/Communication
"Told my roommate's boyfriend that
she's pregnant."
Scott Webster
Sophomore/Elementary Ed.
I'm going to penny-lock people's doors."
Mil
Mike Slacktish
Junior/Business
"I told someone that the Riemer building
wouldn't be done till 1994."
Chris Hawks
Freshman/Secondary Ed.
"I told my brother this girl likes him, but
really she deesnV
Michael Reid
Junior/Communication
"Tell my girlfriend I'm going to break up
with her."
Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 4-2-92
Alpha Psi Omega hosts workshop
by Amy Gerkin
Assistant Features Editor
Alpha Psi Omega, the National
Honorary Dramatic Theatre
fraternity here at Clarion
University, hosted a day-long
theatrical workshop for the
Keystone Tall Tree Girl Scout
Council of Western Pennsylvania
on Saturday, March 21.
Arrangements for the
workshop were made by Lorna
Hutton, representing the Girl
Scouts, and Marilouise Michel,
professor of speech and
communication theatre, as well
as advisor for Alpha Psi Omega.
Seniors Robert Moyer and
Rhonda E. Green rounded out
the planning committee. Moyer,
who chaired the committee, is an
English major and Green, an
accounting major, served as
Vice-Chairman. Together with
Kathleen Lucas, a senior General
Studies major, and Field
Executive Ms. Patty Kirk, the
committee liaison, an itinerary
was planned for the scouts.
Giovanni to lecture
for Black Arts week
by David Vioral
Features Writer
Nikki Giovanni, a successful
poet and recording artist, will be
a guest speaker April 4th at 8
p.m. in the Hart Chapel.
Giovanni, a professor of
English at Virginia Polytechnical
Institute and State University, is
here in celebration of Black Arts
Week.
She first received attention in
the 1960's when she appeared on
the PBS television show "Soul,"
a program that featured
"dynamic and progressive"
young black talent.
Some of her poetry works
include: "Black Feeling Black
Talk," "Black Judgement,"
"Re:Creation" and "Poem of
Angela Yvonne Davis." She has
also had two of her essays
published: "Gemini" and
"Sacred Cows. ..And Other
Edibles."
"Truth Is On The Way," "Like
A Ripple On A Pond," "The
Way I Feel," and "Legacies* are
just some of the works she has
done as a recording artist.
Giovanni has performed with
both the Johnson City and
Roanoke Symphony Orchestras.
She has served three years as a
member of the Ohio Humanities
Council. She was the 1986
artist-in-residence at the Taft
Museum, Cincinati, Ohio, and
was the featured poet at the
Utrecht, Holland International
Poetry Festival in 1991.
Her appearance is free and
open to the public.
88 A.D. band a hit
A sing along band with a
folky-rock sound. This describes
88 A.D. , a band comprised of two
Clarion students, Patrick
Buzzard and Jacy.
The two began playing parties
and competitions at several
Western Pennsylvania colleges
under the name 88D in 1990.
88D won first place at Indiana
University's "Unplugged" in
1990 and second place at
Clarion's own "Battle of the
Bands" in 1991. In 1992, the
band was renamed 88A.D.
Buzzard plays an acoustic 6-
siring while Jacy plays an
acoustic 12-string. Both men
share in the vocal portion of the
band.
The two band members
provide three hour shows in
three 45 minute sets made up of
classic and new rock and roll.
For more information about the
band contact Patrick Buzzard or
Jacy at 226-7214 or Edward
Ambrass at 227-2559.
-courtesy of Edward Ambrass
PF
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According to Green, about 20
Alpha Psi Omega members
helped with the workshop where
86 Girl Scouts and 25 scout
leaders and parents attended.
The workshop gave the Girl
Scouts an overview of the
different areas of technical and
performance theatre. Some of
the information will be applied
by the scouts toward earning
their Theatre Badges. The day
also ended with the scouts
learning a short choreographed
dance from "Cabaret," and
performed for the students.
The Girl Scouts who attended
the workshop each brought a can
of food as admission. The food
was donated to the Clarion Food
Bank in both the fraternity's and
scouts' names.
Alpha Psi Omega will be
hosting theatrical workshops
annually every spring,
alternating between the Girl and
Boy Scouts, using basically the
same formats.
"Thanks to the Girl Scouts, the
Keystone Tall Tree Girl Scouts
Council, and the Theatre
Department for supporting us
and giving us the opportunity to
pass on what we learned," said
Green.
Alpha Psi Omega is interested
in conducting tours or
workshops for other groups.
Those who are interested may
call Michel at 226-2478, or the
Theatre Department at 226-2284.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
1
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Thurs April 2
* Intramural Roster due
(spring golf, softball
tourney)
* Baseball vs. Gannon 1pm
* Women's Softball at
Grove City 3pm
Sun April 5
* Symphonic band Tour
* Planetarium Show 3pm
* String Ensemble Concert
(Chapel) 3:30pm
* Greek Lift (Tippin) 6-9pm
* Daylight Savings Time
Begins--turn clocks
ahead one hour
at 2am
Fri April 3
* Planetarium Show 7pm
* UAB "Who Shot JFK?"
with speaker-Cyril
Wecht (Chapel)
7pm
Wed April 8
* Baseball at Slippery Rock*
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
* Wellness Fair (Tippin)
noon - 6pm
* Greek swim (Tippin)
6- 10pm
* WCCB-DJ's Buzz and
Jake-3-6pm
on 640 am
Mon April 6 ,
* Symphonic Band Tour
* Baseball vs Geneva
College 1 pm
* Greek VolleyBall (Tippin)
6-11pm
Sat April 4
* Women's Softball vs
Youngstown 1pm
* Baseball vs Edinboro
1pm
* Greek Olympics (Stadium)
12-6pm
*AASU Talent Show
(Chapel) 5pm
Thur April 9
* Tennis vs. Robert Morris
* Women's Softball at
Shippensburg 3pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
Tues April 7
* Symphonic Band Tour
* Track at IUP
* Women's Softball at
Mercyhurst 3pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
* Greek Bowl (Chapel)
6-1 1pm
Fri April 10
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey)
7.30pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
For more information concerning campus events,
call the ACTIVITIES HOTLINE:
226-2505
..
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The Clarion Call - 4-2-92- Page 11
What is the best April
Fool's Day joke you have
played on someone?
I
CALL-ON-YOV
compiled by
Ray Henderson
Jim Collins
Junior/Communication
"Starting rumors about my fraternity
brothers."
Tara Wojtczak
* Junior/English
"I put March 32nd on all my papers."
Christylee Kuchack
Junior/Communication
"Told my roommate's boyfriend that
she's pregnant."
Mil
Scott Webster
Sophomore/Elementary Ed.
I'm going to penny-lock people's doors."
r
Mike Slacktish
Junior/Business
"I told someone that the Riemer building
wouldn't be done till 1994."
Chris Hawks
Freshman/Secondary Ed.
"I told my brother this girl likes him, but
really she doesn't"
Michael Reid
Junior/Communication
"Tell my girlfriend I'm going to break up
with her."
Page 12 - The Clarion Can - 4-2-92
The KING of the art world
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
WARNING. . .If you enjoy
touring Sandford Gallery and
viewing paintings by unknown
off campus artists, avoid the
gallery for the rest of the
semester.
The final weeks of each
semester are traditionally set
aside so that gallery visitors can
view the works of Clarion
University's artists.
Opening today and running
through April 9 the artistic talent
of Senior Matthew King will be
on display.
King, a senior Fine Arts major
with a concentration in painting,
will display between 25-30
pieces. The works mainly
include paintings with a number
of prints added in.
King's work consists of
Cubism and Hard Edge type
works. "I had many people
influence my works, such as
Picasso, Miro' and Duchamp,"
said King.
The paintings that will be on
display are non-objective works.
"Dealing more with
composition, color and shapes,"
said King.
King, originally from
Bellefonte, Pa. spent two years at
Penn State University with an
undecided major.
He then transferred to Clarion
in the the fall of 1988 and
declared a Fine Arts major.
Like many artists, King has his
own style about him. He prefers
to do his painting alone and late
at night when no one is around to
distract him.
"I can hit my maximum artistic
expression if there's no one
around to bother me," said King.
King believes his best piece is
a painting entitled "1914".
"Much of my work has a
military theme behind it."
"I try to get some type of
abstract war imagery into all my
works and challenge those
looking at it to find the war
King says that he's been
drawing and painting for most of
his life.
"I've been painting for as far
back as I can remember, so I
guess I'm still trying to pemain
young, and a child at heart," said
King with a mischievous grin on
his face.
King feels that Clarion
University has a very fine art
program for its size.
"I've gotten a lot out of my
four year Clarion experience."
King says another closer
influence on his life is Art
Department professor Jim
Flahaven.
King's future plans are
undecided as of this time. He
will graduate at the end of this
term. He is trying to find a job in
an art or graphics department at
a company.
But for at least the next five
weeks he will go about biding
his time with his late night
painting experiences and living
like the KING of the art world.
Harry Hartman/Clarion Call
Senior Fine Arts major Matthew King works on another
masterpiece. Kinq's work will be displayed in the Sandford
Umpierre-Herrera to address campus
Luz Maria Umpierre-Herrera is
a woman who channels her talent
into diverse activities. The poet,
human rights advocate and
professor will be a guest speaker
at Clarion on April 6 at 7:30 p.m.
in Carter Auditorium.
The theme of Umpierre-
Herrera's presentation, "Living
in Wonderland," is taken from
"Alice in Wonderland" by Lewis
Carroll. It relates to the real
experiences of immigrants who
come to the United States
seeking to escape injustice and
poverty. Instead they find
bigotry, prejudice, poverty and
drugs.
"Luz Maria Umpierre-Herrera
is an important voice in the
hispanic community, the feminist
community and the lesbian
community," said Dr. Vincent
Spina, assistant professor of
modern language at Clarion.
"Her poetry is widely recognized
and criticized. It deals with
Latin America, women's issues
and gay issues. She has a very
wide range from the traditional
protest poem to the highly lyrical
and love poems."
Umpierre-Herrera is a native of
Puerto Rico who has lived in the
United States for many years.
She is a professor in the
department of foreign languages
and literature at the State
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Brockport, NY. She received her
B.A. from the Universidad del
Sagrado Corazon, Santurce,
Puerto Rico and her M.A. and
Ph.D. from Bryn Mawr College.
She did post doctoral studies at
the University of Kansas and as
a State of New Jersey/Woodrow
Wilson Center Fellow.
"Umpierre-Herrera's poetry
excels in 'Spanglish,' the
mixture of English and Spanish
spoken within Puerto Rican
communities in New York and in
Chicano areas on the west
coast," said Spina. "She
incorporates aspects of English
without losing the integrity of
Spanish. Her works show the
ability of people to absorb the
American experience and
persevere in the face of bigotry
and prejudice while maintaining
their own heritage."
In addition to numerous
published poems, articles and
essays, Umpierre-Herrera has
written several books.
Umpierre-Herrera's appearance
is sponsored by the Clarion
University Committee on the
Status of Women, the department
of Modern Languages, the
Spanish Club and the Clarion
University Foundation. The
program is free and open to the
public.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
ACEI chapter revived
by Julie Bender
Contributing Writer
If you are an Early Childhood
and/or Elementary Education
major, keep reading, an old
campus organization is being
revived.
The Association for Childhood
Education International (ACEI)
was founded here on campus
years ago when Clarion was still
a state college. Due to lack of
interest, the club died out.
Wing King
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of 15 wings, get an
order of potato
wedges for $.50
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1304 E. Main St.
Clarion, PA
226-5900
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However, because of renewed
interest this year, it is back and is
in the process of gaining campus
recognition.
ACEI will enhance career
growth through various
publications and activities.
ACEI is also the most active and
widely respected association in
the world, serving child
development needs from birth
through adolescence.
The group will sponsor many
different activities. A "Creative
Saturdays" program will be
provided for children at no
charge. ACEI will also host a
speaker on "How to Start Your
Own Preschool." Next year the
chapter will be able to attend
state and national conventions.
Meeting dates and times will
be posted in Stevens Hall and at
other locations on campus.
Students are welcome to come
find out what the group is about.
The Clarion Call - 4-2-92 - Page 13
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Going broke:
A way of life
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Money seems to slip through
my hands faster than answers to
test questions slip out of my
fried brain. In fact, I would
wager a guess that most of
Clarion's merchants, Citibank
Visa and AT&T are ecstatic to
have me as a patron of their
services.
Cash is the hardest for me to
hold on to. It's like George
Washington himself cries out
from the face of the bill,
"SPEND ME! It's American!"
It doesn't matter if it's late night
munchies, movies, magazines or
video games. If it gives me
temporary amnesia concerning
those logic problems or my
newswriting assignment^ I wilj
shell out my last dollar for that
relief.
My ultimate problem is that I
have no "spending willpower,"
especially when it comes to cash.
When I look at a dollar in my
pocket I don't see something I
could put in the bank. I envision
a potential diet Pepsi and a bag
of pretzels. Or four chances to
lose miserably to a pinball game.
I have never stuck by the "save
the money for a rainy day"
theory. Of course if I followed
that advice here in Clarion my
life savings would be gone in a
week.
Cash is dangerous, but I think
an even more brutal threat comes
from the use of the infamous
credit card. Who knew that a
square of plastic could elicit so
much happiness and hatred from
one person. Credit. It's the
thing I love to hate.
When I'm at the check-out
counter at the Gap, my Visa card
is vital to my existence. Of
course I want the rugby shirt and
black jeans. They're quite a
deal. A real steal, in fact.
A month later, I realize how
true this is. Robbing parents,
good friends or a friendly
passerby on the street, may be
the only way to pay back what I
owe. Not exactly the way to
make friends and influence
people.
Then there's the calling card.
A whole other avenue laden with
potholes for your dollar. The
biggest enemy here? Family.
Friends. And sometimes, family
friends. Unfortunately, getting
the latest long-distance dirt from
these people is not dirt cheap.
And after I've made those
disastrous long distance phone
calls, denial sets in. Friends?
What friends? I never called
anyone. C'mon. Not me. I
don't associate with anyone
outside of the glorious state of
Pennsylvania.
This only lasts for so long
though, until the bill actually
comes and reality must be faced
head on. Ooooooh. . .those out
of state friends. Oops.
Let's just say that as long as
there are things to buy, places to
go and far away people to talk
to, I will be a continuing force in
combating the recession.
FASCINATING FACTS: 85 percent of all American
homes always have a jar of peanut butter on the shelf, according
to The Peanut Advisory Board. The "average" American, they
say, eats 10 pounds of peanut butter a year. One tablespoon of
peanut butter supplies 94 calories, 4 grams of protein, 9 mg of
calcium and no cholesterol (only foods of animal origin supply
dietary cholesterol).
Keeling Health Services
Hours: Sunday-Saturday, 7 a.m. to 11 p.m.
Congratulations to Tri-Sigma's Open Bids
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Rhode Island Sound, a six-member U.S. Navy rock band from Newport, Rhode Island
performed March 31 from 4 to 5 p.m. in Hart Chapel. The band performs current hits as
well as music from the 60's, 70's and 80's.
11 Wellness Fair" to promote
awareness of health issues
One of the new focuses of
public health in the United States
is combating stress through a
sense of "wellness" or "the state
of being that can be achieved
through the balance and
integration of diverse aspects of
one's life."
Clarion University will host
the second "Wellness Fair" from
noon to 6 p.m. on Wednesday,
April 8, in Tippin Gymnasium to
increase awareness in Clarion
University employees, students
and the community of the
aspects of wellness.
The Wellness Fair will attempt
to increase wellness awareness
through speakers and workshops.
These will include a weight
lifting demonstration, a Lyme
disease update, imagery and
relaxation and a session dealing
with recycling, among others.
The keynote speaker is Margie
Wood on the topic "Lightening
Your Load: The Value of Humor
in Your Life." Her presentation
begins at noon.
Wood is president of her own
business, Unlimited Options of
Latham, N.Y., serving as an
instructor, consultant, group
facilitator, motivator and
conference keynote speaker. She
has also served as an assistant
director of admissions in Albany
and as an educational consultant
to various colleges and
universities as well as small
businesses. Fortune 500
companies and to faculties in
public and private schools.
In addition to Wood's keynote
address, various health
screenings such as cholesterol,
blood sugar, EKG and blood
pressure readings will be
available free of charge from 1 to
6 p.m. at the fair.
A variety of displays will be
set up pertaining to the seven
dimensions of wellness which
include physical, social,
emotional, intellectual,
occupational, spiritual and
environmental aspects.
Physical development
encourages knowledge about
food and nutrition, while
discouraging the use of tobacco,
drugs and excessive alcohol
consumption. It emphasizes
activities which contribute to
high level wellness, including
medical self-care and appropriate
use of the medical system.
The social aspect of wellness
encourages contributions to
one's human and physical
environment as well as to the
common welfare of the
community. It emphasizes the
interdependence with others and
nature.
Emotional wellness emphasizes
an awareness and acceptance of
one's feelings. It includes the
degree to which one feels
positive and enthusiastic about
oneself and life. It is having the
ability to assess one's limitations
and cope effectively with stress.
The emotionally well person
maintains satisfying
relationships with others.
The intellectual side of
wellness encourages creative,
stimulating mental activities. An
intellectually well person uses
the resources available to expand
his or her knowledge in skills,
along with expanding potential
for sharing with others.
Occupational wellness
involves preparation for work in
which one will gain personal
satisfaction and find enrichment
in one's life through work. It is
related to one's attitude about
work.
Spiritual health involves
seeking meaning and purpose in
human existence. It includes the
development of a deep
appreciation for the depth and
expanse of life and natural forces
that exist in the universe.
Environmental wellness
emphasizes harmony with and
protection of our surroundings.
Aspects of nature and a person's
interaction with the environment
will be stressed.
The Wellness Fair is sponsored
and coordinated by the Wellness
Committee. It is co-chaired by
Jane Fox Tarr, assistant professor
of nursing at the Venango
Campus, Oil City, and Betty
McKisson, a nurse practitioner in
the community.
-courtesy of Public Affairs *
Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 4-2-92
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world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries.
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Movie Review:
Sex, controversy and ticket sales
by Matt Niemla
Features Writer
"Basic Instinct"
Starring: Michael Douglas
Sharon Stone
Producer: Alan Marshall
Rated R
**3/4 stars
It was only two years ago
when Sharon Stone came back to
see her mom and dad in West
Springfield, PA where I saw her
at a local restaurant. Born near
Meadville, PA, Stone now calls
West Springfield "home," which
is three miles from my residence.
When I recognized her at this
eating establishment it was
before the role that gave her the
most exposure, "Total Recall"
with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Before 'Recall' she had done a
couple episodes of "Magnum
P.I.," some bad "Allan
Quartermain" movies and
hundreds of commercials to her
credit. But now, after "Basic
Instinct," Stone will be an easily
recognized face and the name
should ring a few bells.
"Basic Instinct" is another
movie which depends on
controversy for its ticket sales.
Lesbian and gay activists are
trashing the film for its portrayal
of bisexual acts as evil, or at
least associating them with an
evil character.
It seems whenever an actor or
actress portrays a homosexual
the gay activists always protest
because they believe it makes the
public regard them as abnormal
or evil. It would be like me
protesting Robert DeNiro's
performance in "Cape Fear"
because his character was evil
and he happened to be a male
Caucasian like myself. I
wouldn't want the public to think
all male Caucasians were psycho
because of a character in a
movie, would I?
If anyone should be upset, it
should be police departments
and anti-drunk driving groups
since the movie portrayed a high
ranking police detective driving
home after becoming stone
drunk at a bar.
The movie itself begins when a
brutal murder sparks an
investigation headed by Nick the
detective, played by Michael
Douglas. The likely suspect is
Katherine Tramell, played by
Stone, who makes Madonna look
like Barbara Bush.
Why is she suspected, you ask?
Mostly because she wrote a book
that perfectly copied the
murder — two people copulating
and one left behind, killed with
an ice pick.
The film then goes on from
there, having contests on who
can be the most insane and how
much nudity they can show in
two hours. This movie has more
nudity and sexual situations than
a Rob Lowe home video. As
you might have heard, they had
to edit 45 seconds out of a sex
scene to get an 4 R' rating. The
director has stated his
disappointment, saying this 45
seconds was vital to the film. If
it was vital why didn't he accept
the NC-17 rating? Apparently
the NC-17 is useless and
everything over an 4 R' is treated
as an 'X.' Make sense?
The movie is satisfying,
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though. It's filled with the usual
suspense and bits of humor that
makes the "basic instinct"
experience exciting. Yes, it is
possible to see the movie not just
for some sex scenes. The
problem lies in the script which
presents things that are
somewhat unbelievable to
comprehend. People seem to do
things that no one in their right
mind would do in everyday life.
Maybe that's what makes movies
good, but not here.
All in all, "Basic Instinct" is
worth seeing, and not because
I'm biased due to Sharon Stone.
It wasn't long ago that my
neighbor asked Stone's parents
about her "Playboy" layout.
They said they were proud of
their daughter's decision to do it.
I would like to know what Mr.
and Mrs. Stone thought about
their daughter in "Basic
Instinct." Naughty Sharon!
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The Clarion Call - 4-2-92 - Page 17
Clarion golfers finish fourth
in Shippensburg tournament
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
The Golden Eagle golfers
opened their spring season on
Tuesday, playing in the
Shippensburg golf tournament.
The tournament was held at
Mayapple Country Club in the
beautiful suburbs of
Shippensburg.
Overall, the Golden Eagles
finished fourth out of a total of
14 teams competing in the
tourney.
Dickenson College were the
front runners on the day. York
College finished second, and
Western Maryland finished third.
Individually for the Golden
Eagles, sophomore Todd Corbeil
was the top man, shooting a 79
in 18 holes. Corbeil paired 11
holes, while shooting for one
birdie on the day.
Freshman Chris Brosius
finished second for the Clarion
linksters with an 80 on the day,
while sophomore phenom Joel
Young finished third with an 81.
Senior Rich Grafton ended
fourth for the Golden Eagles,
shooting an 82, and newcomer
Chris Williams finished a distant
fifth for the team with an 87.
The course, which just recently
opened, was in poor condition.
The soft ground made it
extremely difficult for the golfers
on long irons and putting. All in
all, the Golden Eagles were very
unsatisfied with the playing
conditions.
Head coach Bob Carlson was
satisfied with the teams
performance at Shippensburg.
He felt that Clarion shot very
well, considering the playing
conditions and the three week
layoff the team has had, due to
Clarion weather.
Coach Carlson also felt that the
winter break trip to Fripp Island,
South Carolina was good
competition for his golfers to
prepare for their tough spring
schedule.
Carlson is entering his third
season as Clarion head coach.
Carlson, who is also Clarion's
athletic director, has been
involved with Clarion area golf
for the past six years, and is the
director of Integra Bank/Coke
Classic Golf Tournament held
every fall, which benefits the
Clarion University athletic
scholarship fund.
The Golden Eagle linksters
will have the following spring
schedule:
April 10-11: District II qualifier
at Pipestem, WV.
April 15: at IUP
April 16-17: at Slippery Rock
April 24-25: at Allegheny
College.
April 26-28: PSAC's at
Treasure Lake Country Club.
Christopher Horner/Clarion Call
As well as being a good hoopster, Joel Young will shoot
strong for the Golden Eagle golf team this spring.
Dudeck named to District II All-Amercan team
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Leatha Dudeck had an All-Amerlcan year for Clarion.
Leatha Dudeck, a junior for the
Clarion University women's
basketball team, was recently
selected to the District II Kodak
Ail-American team as an
honorable mention selection.
Dudeck is a 5'9" forward for
the Golden Eagles. She led the
team to a 25-4 record this past
season, including a PSAC-West
division title and an appearance
in the NCAA Division II "Sweet
16," where Clarion dropped a
75-73 contest to Pitt-Johnstown.
For the 1991-92 season, Dudeck
scored 341 points for an average
of 11.8 points per game. Her 254
rebounds (8.8 per game) placed
her second on the team. From the
field, she was 112-242 (46.3%)
and 74-98 (75.5%) from the line.
Dudeck led the team with 89
steals and was second with 77
assists.
Dudeck, a second team PSAC-
West selection this season,
transferred from the University
of Nebraska after the 1989-90
season. In her first campaign at
Clarion, Dudeck averaged 12.7
ppg. and 10.9 boards per game.
For her career at Clarion,
Dudeck has scored 748 points
(12.3 ppg), pulled down 603
rebounds (9.9 rpg), nabbed 177
steals and assisted on 149
baskets. From the field for her
career, Dudeck is 267-624
(42.8%) and 130-184 from the
line (70.7%).
"This is a great honor for
Leatha," Clarion head coach Gie
Parsons said. "What makes it so
outstanding is that it's on a
national level. She really
deserves it. Her game over the
past season was outstanding."
With the guidance of Parsons
and assistant coaches Terry
Acker and Dave Bryant, Dudeck
and her teammates accomplished
a 25-4 record, the Golden Eagles
best season ever.
"I am a little disappointed with
the way our season ended,"
Parsons said. "We had a
successful season by any
standards, and yet, because we
were a better team this year, it
was disappointing not going as
far in the D-II tourney."
Clarion finishes the season
ranked 11th, nationally.
Others named as 1991-92 All-
Americans were: Pat McDonald
(West Texas State), Lisa Miller
(IU/PU-Fort Wayne), Dana
Neilsen (Augustana College),
Laurie Northrop (Portland State),
LaTanya Patty (Delta State),
Kim Penwell (Bentley), Nadine
Schmidt (North Dakota State),
Tracie Seymour (Bentley),
Tammy Walker-Strode
(Edinboro) and Mindy Young
(Pitt- Johnstown). Named to the
District II Honorable Mention
team in addition to Dudeck were
Amy Kessler (Pitt-Johnstown)
and Michelle Simons
(Bloomsburg).
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Sports Opinion
The road to Minneapolis was a joy ride for fans
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
Here we are, the beginning of
April and the Final Four is two
days away. This has been a very
exciting tournament, full of
upsets and barn-burners. Since
the "Big Dance" is almost over, I
thought I would give you a small
review of the more memorable
moments of the tourney.
Biggest upsets. . . There were
many upsets this year including
Memphis State over Arkansas,
New Mexico State over DePaul,
Southwest Louisiana over
Oklahoma, East Tennessee State
over Arizona and Georgia Tech
upsetting USC on a last second
shot
But the big upset of the
tourney came from Don Haskins
and his Texas-El Paso Miners.
UTEP upset the top seed of the
Midwest, the Kansas Jayhawks,
66-60. UTEP lost in the next
round against Cincinnati, who is
in the Final Four, but still gave
us a thrill by beating a team with
what is considered one the best
defensive teams in the country.
The upset that never was. . . If
you didn't see Duke and
Kentucky go head to head, you
missed the best game of the
tournament and definitely one of
the best college basketball games
ever. The game went into
overtime after Kentucky came
back from 11 down at the end of
regulation.
With two seconds left in OT,
Shawn Woods, who had 21
points in the contest, threw up a
prayer in the lane that went
beyond the outstretched arms of
Christian Laettner. The ball went
through the hoop to put the
Wildcats on top, 103-102. I
sincerely thought that was the
game. But Lady Luck was on
Duke's side, as you will see later
in this article.
Another near upset was also
played in the East region.
Kentucky was on the opposite
side of the coin this time.
Massachusetts was 20 points
down midway through the first
half, but climbed back into the
game, cutting the margin to eight
at the end of the half.
The Minutemen fought hard in
the second half to take the lead
and held that lead until two and a
half minutes left A controversial
technical foul on UMass coach
John Calipari sent Kentucky on
the line for two shots and the
eventual lead, 75-74. The
Wildcats went on to beat UMass,
87-77, which brings us to
another interesting category.
Worst officiated game. . .
Without a doubt, the
Kentucky/UMass game. With
2:37 left in the game, with
Kentucky down by one, one of
the referees called a technical
foul on UMass coach John
Calipari for stepping out of the
coach's box.
First of all, Calipari was on the
other side of the court, as well as
the other end of the court. How
did the ref see this?
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played at the Philadelphia
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see the other side of the court,
how did he know that Calipari
was out of the box?
Finally, there was 2:37 left in a
very tight ball game. Don't you
think that a referee should be
watching the game rather than
watching what the coaches are
doing on the sideline?
The technical foul took the
wind out of the sails of UMass
and gave Kentucky an obvious
advantage. And the first rule that
any referee learns is that they
should not influence a game for
one team. This referee sure did.
Best officiated game. . . I
figured if I'm going to tell
everyone how poor one game
was officiated, I might as well
show that not all officials are
blind idiots.
The Michigan/Ohio State was
well officiated. This was a game
between two powerhouses of the
same conference, the Big Ten.
These teams are not close friends
and the game was very physical.
The officials let the guys play,
but at the same time, didn't let
the pushing and shoving get out
of hand. I'm not usually a fan of
the men in stripes, but these guys
did a great job on a great game.
Biggest shot. . . Well, there
were a few. UMass' Jim McCoy
hit a 67 foot prayer at the end of
the first half against Kentucky,
narrowing the Kentucky lead to
eight, 50-42.
Georgia Tech's Malcolm
Forrest, a freshman power
forward, hit an incredible three-
pointer with 0:00.8 left to shoot
the Ramblin' Wreck past
Southern Cal, 79-78.
But the most exciting last
second shot was launched from
the hands of Duke's Christian
Laettner. With 0:02.1 left in
overtime, Grant Hill threw a
football pass down the court,
which ended up in Laettner 's
hands. Laettner took one dribble
and turned around for the
impossible shot. The impossible
became the possible as the ball
hit nothing but net and Duke
won, 104-103. This is the second
time that Laettner has won a
tourney game on a last second
shot. Last year, the senior center
hit a jumper with less than two
seconds left in OT to beat
Connecticut, 79-78.
Best sideline antic. . . Calbert
Chancy, hands down. Earlier in
the week, Indiana head coach
Bobby Knight brought a
bullwhip into a press conference,
implying that he used the
bullwhip on his players.
During Indiana's romping of
UCLA, Chaney took a towel and
proceeded to whip Coach Knight
with it. A very funny sight
Dumbest thing said by an
announcer. . . It's a tie between
Len Elmore and Leslie Visser
during the same game. After
Christian Laettner stepped on
Kentucky forward Aminu
Timberlake and received a
technical foul, Elmore said, "I
don't think Laettner meant to
step on him." Sorry, Len, I have
to agree with your partner, Vern
Lundquist, "Oh, yeah, he did."
At the end of the game Visser
interviewed Laettner and asked
him, "Christian, what were you
thinking when you shot the ball
for the last second victory?"
Huh? He was obviously thinking
about making the shot. What
else would he be thinking?
Dumb, very dumb.
Who had their butt kissed the
most. . . Most of the CBS
announcers had their favorite
players and coaches throughout
the tourney. Here is a top five list
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1) Christian Laettner — I was
sick throughout the tournament,
because virtually every
announcer had nothing but good
things to say about Laettner.
None of them ever explained to
their audience that Laettner still
isn't good enough to be an
impact player in the NBA. It
sounded like they thought he will
take the NBA by storm and
become a pro-basketball god.
2) Randy Ayers — Granted,
this guy is a great coach and
teacher of hoops. I'm just tired
of hearing everyone say it.
3) Tie. Jalaan Rose and Chris
Webber — These guys are great
players, but they still make
freshman mistakes. CBS
announcers are practically
forcing them to grow up before
they experience college life.
4) The rest of Michigan's "Fab
Five" freshmen — read #3
The Final Four should prove to
be as exciting as the first 60
games of the tournament have
been. Duke is the obvious
favorite, but you can never count
out a Bobby Knight coached
team. Look for Indiana to upset
the Blue Devils. Michigan has
not been playing like a #6 seed,
so their wins against Oklahoma
State and Ohio State aren't
exactly upsets. The real upset
will be Cincinnati beating up uie
"Fab Five," proving that the
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Cara- you did a wonderful job with the
Alumnae Luncheon- Thank You!
Love, your Phi Sig Sisters
Congratulations to all the newly-
elected chairmans of Phi Sigma
Sigma- we know you guys will all do
awesome jobs!- Love your Phi Sig
sisters
We bowled all day, but give up- no
way! A penny a pin, we couldn't help
but grin. Congratulations Phi Sigma
Sigma on raising $430 for National
Kidney Foundation!
Happy Birthday Deneen. hope you
had a great day! Love your future D
Phi E sisters
Scott, we would like to thank you for
all you've done for us over the past
year. We love you! The sisters of D
PhiE
Congratulations to Luis for becoming
our new Deepher Darling. We're
looking forward to spending the next
year with you. We love ya, the sisters
of D Phi E
To the Phi Sigs and Wrestlers- mixing
with you guys brought out the Angel
and the Devil in all of us! We had a
blast. Love, D Phi E
Happy Birthday Vicki. Hope your day
was Terrific! Love your D Phi E
sisters
B-Babe * Thanks for a wonderful
Friday night! Isn't shower swimming
Illegal? (Ha Ha) Take care sweetie *
Babydoll.
Sigma
Dana Keep smiling and keep your
chin up! Your big loves you! Love,
Colleen
Mrs. John Doe, Hope you have a great
21st! Too bad we can't celebrate with
you! Love ya, E.T and Joe P.
Theta Phi Alpha would like to wish
everyone the best of luck throughout
Greek week.
Good Luck to all of my graduating
friends. Clarion U. and I will miss
you. Special goodbyes to Bearded
Lerch, Harry, Carl, Steve, Guido, Delta
Chi's and Kappa Theta Phi's. Captain
"Linda", I will miss you very much
this summer. Just be strong and
remember how much I love you.
Before you know it I will be back.
S.B.
To our old Exec. Board: Anita,
Alison, Stacey, Erin, Jenny, Deena,
Lyn, Heather, and Andrea. Thanks for
all your hard work, you did a great job
this year! Love, your sisters of Zeta
Tau Alpha
To all Greeks during Greek Week-
Good luck and have a blast! Love, the
sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha
O.C.F. (Orthodox Christian
Fellowship) will be having
Presanctified Liturgy on Thurs. April 9
at 6:30pm in The Chapel in room B-15
following the service will be a speaker.
All are welcome.
O.F.C. (Orthodox Christ Fellowship)
Tues 7:00pm United Campus Ministry
office 24 Becht Hall. Daily Vespers
during Lent at 7:00pm followed by a
study, discussion and lecture. All are
welcome
Come out and support Tri-Sigma and
Sigma Chi at the Trampoline-a-Thon
across from Wendy's on Thursday,
April 2nd! All donations benefit Tri-
Sigma and Sigma Chi Philanthropies !
Be there!!
Tri Sigma would like to say (belated)
thanks to Sigma Chi for the awesome
mixers! We had a great time!!
Thanks to the brothers of Sigma Phi
Epsilon for a great mixer last
Thursday- it was a blast!! Love, Tri
To the sisters of PHI Sigma Sigma,
Thanks for a great weekend! We had a
blast! It will take us a month to
recover, but we'll be back for the Date
Picnic! "Party on, guys! Were not
worthy!" Love, the Alum'
Phi Sigma Kappa would like to give a
late thanks to Aldo for a great job on
Founder's Day. Hope you're around to
plan 50. ALso, congratulations to
Mike Carey, Chris Vavrek, David Hunt
and Scott Dillon on your awards.
To Theta Phi Alpha, The Wedding
bells rang all night long. Thanks for a
great mixer. Phi Sigma Kappa
Delta Zeta wished everyone luck and
fun during Greek Week!
AST Pledge Dawn; You're finally 21!
I can't wait for Easter Break. Happy
Birthday Wags! Tau Love & all of
mine- Melanie
Tour 92'- Always remember Tony;
PW Siggy Siggy; Hawks "69"; Nice
sequins Mike! ID's? Peach underwear?
6-7-8; Pizza anyone? Hoover- key?
Bulls-eye! Pleasure Palace! What
EaJjywentonin317? uhhh...ohhh!
Drunk? NOT! Love, Cherie, Jean &
Val
Congratulations to our new Exec
Board- President- Stacey Sailer, VPI-
Heather Holsinger, VPII- Libby Mong,
Recording Secretary- Dina Salisbury,
Ritual- Chris AJJio, Panhel- Jayna
Hopkins, Treasurer- Erin Hiduk,
Membership- Alison Muck, and
Historian Kimmy Walch. Good Luck,
we know you'll do a great job! We
love you! Your sisters of ZTA
Tiger H, I'm very sorry about the
things I said. Please forgive me. I love
you. Michelle
To ASA Sisters, Thanx for the help,
Thanx for the care, My gratitude to
share, The movie staredom was really
neat, But I still don't believe that I
kissed your feet. Thank you for
everything. Eric
To the Sisters of De Phi E: Thanks for
the honor you have given me. Let's
"fire it up" during Greek Week. Love,
Luis
Bridgette & Diane and our lovely
sweetheart Gina, Thanks for the help
with our song and dance. Theta Xi
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Sports Opinion
Tyson not the first or last convict in the sports world
by Jon Q. Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
The most invincible athlete in
the world is not a pagan god
after all. He traded that label in
for one of a convicted rapist. He
blew it!
"Iron" Mike Tyson had it all.
The former heavyweight
champion had fame. He had a
fortune. He even had an
unmatched ability to take
someone's head off with one
punch. I guess it wasn't enough
for him. He wanted more. He
wanted Desiree Washington.
Did this man, with nothing
more than a fifth grade
education, actually think that he
would be able to get away with
rape? I believe he did.
The concept of creating sports
heros and placing these people
up on a pedestal is scary. Maybe
we create monsters out of some
of these athletes. We treat
athletes as if they are better than
others. This makes the athlete
feel invincible, like nothing can
touch them. But as Tyson and
Pete Rose have recently found
out, athletes are not oblivious to
rules and regulations.
Tyson and Rose are only two
mega-athletes who have tested
their ability to be invincible.
There are a number of other
sports heros who are feeling a
little bit more invincible than
others to end this century.
Characteristic of my
personality, I will once again fail
to take a serious topic seriously
(I leave the serious stuff to
Meeker). Here are a few sports
heros that had better watch their
step. I call it my 'Top ten sports
figures most likely to go to
prison" list.
Number 10 - Luis Polonia.
Polonia was charged awhile back
with having sex with a 15-year-
old girl. He is now almost 30-
years-old. I wonder if any of his
current girlfriends have taken
him home to meet the parents?
Number 9 - Kevin Mitchell.
Over the off-season, he was
involved in rape case. Nothing
came of it But being that he is
now almost as big as Cecil
Fielder (at a whopping 265 lbs.)
and that he is a former Met (and
that, in itself, seems to breed
had the most dangerous
weapons. That leaves me to
think that the entire Oklahoma
football program is the perfect
breeder of a prison candidate.
Number 7 - Steve Howe and
Carlos Quintana tie for this
position.
Howe just can't seem to stay
away from the wintry "snow" of
the off-season, if you know what
I mean.
And then there's Quintana. He
Mike Tyson was sentenced last
controversy), I would hate to
bump into him in a dark alley.
Number 8 - Speaking of dark
alleys, that's where the
Oklahoma Sooners football
squad used to hang out. They
could be found in dark alleys or
trying to pick off an innocent
passer-by out of their dorm
window with a rifle. A dorm
that was made up of mostly the
football team and let's just say
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week to six years in prison.
hasn't caused any trouble yet.
But I have this funny feeling that
he's going to. He was injured in
a car accident back in his
homeland that has kept him off
of the playing field for awhile.
He was involved in the accident
while driving his two brothers,
who both had been shot, to the
hospital. What kind of
neighborhood does he come
from?
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Number 6 - The Houston
Rocket's jerk of a center,
Hakeem Olajuwon, probably
should go to jail for breech of
contract or for being a cry baby
or something.
Number 5 - A tie between Rob
Dibble and Albert Belle. Belle
throws pretty hard, Dibble
throws an ungodly heater. But
they have to stop throwing the
ball at people before they kill
someone and face a charge of
manslaughter.
Number 4 - Jose Canseco.
Over twenty speeding tickets
would put any average Joe
behind bars. How about driving
78 miles per hour in a 25 mile
per hour zone? How about
ramming into your wife's car
because your a little upset?
Jose's temperature can range
from cool, calm and collected to
one as hot as the Oakland
weather in July.
Number 3 - Bobby Knight.
Knight had a little
misunderstanding with a police
officer in Puerto Rico at the Pan
Am games many years back. He
has been told that if he ever goes
back, he will be charged for the
crime (he hit the officer).
Knowing Knight's personality, I
would never put it past him to
see if he could stick his foot into
Puerto Rico and beat the system.
Sort of, telling Puerto Rico
where they can go.
Knight has had a few more
antics during his career. One
being when he stuffed an LSU
fan into a garbage can. Although
I love this kind of crap, the LSU
fan may have been a little sour
about the whole thing.
Number 2 - Dwight Gooden,
Daryl Boston and Vince
Coleman. The three members of
the Mets have to be up near the
top of the list because they are
actually under investigation in a
sexual battery complaint. A 31-
year-old woman claims that the
three ballplayers raped her for
nearly three hours at a home
rented, by Gooden during spring
training last year. They just
recently sent physical evidence
to a crime lab in Florida that will
establish whether the New York
woman had sexual contact with
the three Mets. As Thomas
Magnum used to say, "I know
what you're thinking." Maybe
she did have sex with the
athletes. That doesn't mean that
they raped her. But that is
exactly what I thought about the
Tyson incident. The police say
that there is no proof that a rape
didn't occur.
Number 1 - This position has
to go to the NY Mets opening
day starting pitcher, David Cone.
If the things that I've been
hearing about the "ice cream
man" are true, he's the world's
biggest athletic pervert.
A civil suit was filed by three
women in Rockland County
(N.Y.) Supreme Court last
September. It has surfaced again
with an added twist.
In the original suit,- the women
claim that they were threatened
by Cone in the stands prior to a
game at Shea. But wait, now the
women are adding that Cone
masturbated in front of them in
the bullpen. They have also
added that Cone came to their
Montreal hotel room to borrow a
towel but proceeded to disrobe
and jump into bed with them. If
Cone masturbated in front of
them in New York, why did the
women travel with the team to
Montreal?
Cone has had a little trouble on
the National League East circuit
A woman in Philadelphia claims
that Cone raped her at the Mets
hotel last October. She filed no
charges.
Do sports heros actually feel so
invincible that they actually feel
they can get away with more
than the average person? Next
thing you know, Nolan Ryan will
be chasing down a 64-year-old
grandmother in his station
wagon. Just kidding, if anything
is sacred it's Nolan Ryan, the
All- American farm boy.
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Volume 73, Issue 23 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania
April 9, 1992
News Clips
Students
- National-
Ulilllvlllu
WASHINGTON (AP) - A coalition of corporate, church
and political leaders called Monday for a $10 billion
expansion in government food programs to end hunger in
America.
The group said a nationwide poll of registered voters
found most believe hunger is a serious problem and
would be willing to pay higher taxes so that the 5.S
million American children who go to bed hungry every
night would have enough to eat.
** We as a nation do not have a scarcity of resources. We
have the capacity to wipe out hunger.
by Gara Smith
Features Writer
Over 500 students representing
cities, towns and communities
throughout the Commonwealth
went to Harrisburg for "State
System Day 1992."
They delivered their message
that Pennsylvania's leaders must
maintain good funding to preserve
the quality of educational
- State -
opportunities offered by the 14
State System of Higher Education
universities.
"Today's events provide students
with the opportunity to become
part of the political system and to
have their voices heard by those
who shape public policy in
Pennsylvania," State System
Chancellor James H. McCormick
said.
"I admire our students'
determination to speak up for their
future and for the future of those
who will follow. It is gratifying to
see so many students who care
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - The public is beginning to
understand the harmfulness of sexual harassment, now
that victims are speaking out, Oklahoma law professor
Anita Hill says.
"The public is finally coming to terms with the idea that
sexual harassment is about power," said Hill, who came
under public scrutiny in October when she accused
Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas of sexual
harassment.
The abuse of power is harmful not only to the victim,
but to the victim's colleagues, who are passed over for
>enefits and promotions while the harasser rewards the
victim, she said.
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about the quality of their education
come to the Capitol city to meet
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-Dr. Siddiqui co-authors book
Pg.5
- Buildings to be renovated
Pg.6
with legislators," Dr. McCormick
said.
"On behalf of the Board of
Governors, I commend the State
System Board of Student
Government Presidents for its
efforts and interest in the future of
Pennsylvania's state-owned
Features
-'Kix' plans concert
Pg.9
- Wecht talks about JFK
Pg.10
university system."
"We are here today in hopes of
letting the legislators know what a
vital and important asset the State
System of Higher Education is to
the Commonwealth," said
Kimberly Allen, a student member
of the Board of Governors and
president of the Shippensburg
Student Government Association.
"We are here to address what we
believe is one of the critical
priorities of the Commonwealth
and to promote awareness of the
state-owned universities."
"I feel confident in saying that I
am getting a quality education, but
Sports
- CUP baseball
Pg.15
- Clarion fan support?
Pg.20
- Clarion f s Weather - Outlook -
that is because of the state funding,
it is inevitable that the aualitv of
Friday- Mostly sunny and warm. High 62.
Saturday- Partly cloudy and warm. High 60.
Sunday- Warm with rain moving in. High 70.
Monday- Spring showers and cooler. High 60.
Tuesday- Sun returns. High 65.
Wednesday- Mostly sunny and warm. High 63.
my education will not be what I
have come to expect"
Allen added, "We should be
proud of the state because of the
great service the State System
provides to students and
employers of Pennsylvania."
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Students from the 14 SSHE universities demonstrated on Tuesday
in Harrisburg to show their disapproval for continual budget cuts
by the Casey administration.
As a student, future alumnus,
registered voter and citizen of
Pennsylvania, I take pride in the
State System of Higher Education."
"Our state legislature envisioned
the State System of Higher
Education as a means for
Pennsylvania residents to receive a
quality education at an affordable
cost," said Adam Goldstein,
chairman of the State System Board
of Students Government Presidents
and president of Indiana University
of Pennsylvania Student Congress.
"It is because of this vision that
99,800 students are currently
receiving a solid, quality education
from the state-owned universities."
Goldstein cited statistics that show:
one in 34 Pennsylvania citizens is
either attending or has graduated
from a State System university; over
360,000 alumni contribute to the
nations work force; 86,638, or 87
percent, of all State System students
are Pennsylvania residents; and
271,444, or 73 percent of all whom
have remained in Pennsylvania to
raise families and pay
Pennsylvania's taxes.
'The bottom-line to our message
today is clear and simple: support
for the State System is support for
the future of Pennsylvania,"
Goldstein said. 'The students of the
State System universities are aware
of the Legislature's influence on
their education. We have been
participating in a state-wide voter
registration campaign lince
September, and we can proudly say
that we have helped bring over
10,000 new student voters to
Pennsylvania. We will continue in
(Cont. on pg. 4)
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Goodbye,
Grandma
"What day is today?" Grandma
asked.
"Friday, Gram," I would tell
her.
"What?"
"I said, it's Friday!" I screamed
louder.
"All day?"
"Yep, all day." I joked.
At 81, Regina McCartney was
not always clear on trivial
matters like what day it was.
She wasn't very clear on much at
all. Since the death of my
grandfather, Grandma was
practically a recluse. She stayed
in the house for 28 years, give or
take a few Christmases and
Easters when she would venture
to a family reunion.
Grandma, on a good day, was a
typical, cranky old lady. She
would complain about the
sweltering heat, or the bitter
cold. However, sitting in the
house all day, she didn't know
the difference. There was never
enough vanilla ice cream in the
freezer when my mom could
have owned stock in the Borden
Company.
A normal day in Grandma's
life began when she would crawl
out of bed around 10:00 a.m. and
creep downstairs for a cup of
coffee. This, in itself, was
exhausting to Grandma's frail
bones. Her vein- strewn arms
would shake uncontrollably as
she lifted the milk jug to her
coffee cup. And when she raised
the mug to her mouth, her false
teeth would rattle on the rim.
Along with the coffee was a
Winston or two, or a pack. I
don't think she actually smoked
them, she just held them between
her stained forefinger and middle
finger, letting the ash grow until
it finally fell into the ashtray.
Following the coffee and
cigarette (s), Grandma would
make her way back upstairs to
make her bed and get dressed in
her lime green pants and red
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"Four Years Worth of Memories"
Deanna Raulston
plaid shirt
The afternoon consisted of one
of two activities. Most often she
would play solitaire until she
couldn't cheat anymore.
Somehow, the one card needed
to win always slipped out of the
deck to the top of the pile. ,
When she wasn't playing
cards, she was going over her
checkbook, or what she called
her "petty cash". Even though
she was never low on money, she
always worried that she might
runout. Her wallet was mounted
on her side like a loaded pistol.
Grandma might not have known
what day it was, but she never
lost track of her petty cash.
Grandma didn't eat much, at
least nothing that was good for
her. For lunch, she would have a
hamsalad, butter, horseradish
and mayonnaise sandwich
(cont. on pg. 3)
Well, we're under one month
and the semester will come to a
close.
To some of us, it means an end
to our academic careers at
Clarion University.
It also means an end to some
unusual and exciting college
experiences. I've had a number
of them that I'd like to share
with you.
It's funny how most of us can't
remember what we did last
Thursday, but can remember our
first day of college life. Whether
it was moving into the dorms
and meeting your roommate for
the first time or the memory of
going to your first college class.
Some special memories that
stick out in my mind include:
getting drunk out of my gourd
for the first time in college.
While this may not be a good
memory to some, it is a memory,
and who out there can tell me
that drinking doesn't take place
at Clarion.
There's also the memories of
me many friends that I made and
of the many people I've met.
I also have the memory of
moving out of the dorms and
into an apartment off-camnpus
for that much needed freedom
and the added responsibilty.
Unfortunately, my most vivid
memory of Clarion has nothing
to do with academia.
It involves crying on my
grandfather's shoulder in the
parking lot of my apartment
celebrating four Autumn Leaf . buiWing afjf r he told me my
Festivals in Clarion. It's funny father had passed awa^r
how the small town of Clarion
becomes a big town for that one
week every year.
Also like most other college
students, especially those at
Clarion, I have the memories of
Clarion has certainly been a
place for memories.
Until April 30, the last issue of
the Clarion Call that I will be
editor of. . .Farewell.
Correction
The front page photo caption of the April 2 issue incorrectly
identified James Tinsman as the Chancellor for the State System of
Higher Education. In actuality, James H. McCormick is the
Chancellor.
Dr. James Tinsman is the president for the Association of
Pennsylvania College and University Faculties.
The Call apologizes for this error and any inconvenience this may
have caused.
The Clarion Call - 4-9-92 - Page 3
Weight room
discrimination
Dear Editor-
A few weeks ago, I decided
that I needed to start getting
myself back into shape. I went
down to Tippin Gym one
afternoon around 2:00 pm. I did
some running for a while, then
went into the weight room and
began to lift. Shortly after I
began my routine, a large group
of guys came into the weight
room. I was sitting on the end of
a weight bench when I noticed a
man coming towards me with his
right hand extended in a
handshaking position. I rose
from the bench and tried to
shake this man's hand. I thought
that would be appropriate. As I
extended my hand, this man
whom I did not know, retracted
his hand. He began shaking his
head and mumbling something.
I asked the man what he had said
and he replied, "We got team
practice going on now." I said,
"OK what does that mean?" He
said, "That means you have to
leave, we have the weight room
reserved from 3:00 to 5:00 pm."
I then asked the man what was
going on, meaning what team is
here to practice. The man
replied in a very condescending
tone in which he said, "This is
Athletics!" At this point I left
the weight room feeling
thoroughly humiliated and
confused.
After giving that event a lot of
thought, I have made a few
assessments of the whole
situation. First of all, I am a thin
guy with long hair. I was
wearing a tye-dye T-shirt, gray
shorts, white socks and black
tennis shoes. Well by all means,
I did not fit the standard dress
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code and hair cut that is required
to be part of "Athletics." When
this man approached me with his
hand out stretched, he was
motioning and mumbling
something along the lines
of— what is this guy doing here,
he doesn't belong here. I am
willing to follow the reserved
time schedule that has been
established for the benefit of the
team. However, I feel that I was
treated unjustly in the manner
the so called coach asked me to
leave. Athletics is one trained in
acts or feats of physical strength
and agility as in sports. Well
coach, these definitions do not
seem to include body size, length
of hair or style of dress. Maybe
you should review these
definitions for yourself before
you insult me as an inferior.
I think with all the debate on
racism and prejudice that is
ucing discussed here on campus,
that it is a true disgrace that
students have to be segregated
by a member of our faculty. I
have found that many members
of the faculty are very open
minded and responsive to all
types of students. Why is it that
athletics does not seem to have a
place for everyone?
By the way, I was a three year
varsity Pole Vaulter in high
school. I broke the school
record. I know how to sweat just
like anyone else.
-Lon A. Pristas
Sophomore Business Major
Hide Park
(cont. from pg. 3)
followed by a huge dish of
vanilla ice cream smothered with
Cool Whip and fruit cocktail. If
her sweet tooth was In high gear, j
she would also add some i
Hershey's syrup.
In her more active years,
Grandma would stay up to watch
Johnny Carson. But in the past
few years, she would get worn
out early. Getting up the stairs,
putting on her pajamas and
smoking another cigarette or two
took a good 45 minutes. Then
she would drift to sleep.
Grandma spent 28 years worth
of days just like this one. You
know what they say - same stuff
different day. Until one night
last May when it all changed, not
only for Grandma, but for all of
us.
"Deanna, phone!" my
roommate yelled. I wasn't
expecting any calls, so I was in
no hurry to get to the phone.
"It's your mom and it sounds
important," she said.
Immediately, my heart jumped
into my throat and I began to
shake. I knew Grandma had
been sick with a cold. What
could have happened?
"Deanna, it's me," my mom
said. She tried to be calm, but I
could tell in her voice that she
had been crying.
"What's wrong?" I asked,
beginning to panic worse.
"We had to take Grandma to
the hospital, but she's o.k. Don't
ask any questions until I finish.
I'm not sure if I can get through
this without getting more upset."
I sat quietly on my bed
listening to my mom explain
how she came home from work
at 5:00 p.m. to find that
Grandma had not been out of
bed all day. She had lost control
of her bodily functions and was
confused about where she was.
My mother called my aunt to
come right over, and then called
Ohio Valley Hospital for an
ambulance.
In the meantime, a very
strange change took place in
Grandma's behavior. She got
out of bed, cleaned herself up
and got dressed. She went
downstairs to wait for the
ambulance. Mom didn't
understand what was going on,
but she kept quiet to keep from
upsetting Grandma.
My aunt arrived just in time to
witness a heart-wrenching scene.
Grandma's spirits were soaring.
When the ambulance arrived,
Grandma invited the paramedics
to join her for a cup of coffee.
Finally, they coaxed her onto the
stretcher and she said, "Don't
drop me, fellas!" Then she
looked at my mom and told her
not to forget her "petty cash".
This mood did not last for
long. Grandma began to get
cranky again at the hospital
when the doctors and technicians
began to run tests.
By the time mom finished the
explanation, I was out of control.
—
(cont. on pg. 4)
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Hide Park
(cont. from pg. 3)
Tears were streaming down my
cheeks as my mother said,"Don't
worry, she'll be out in a few
days."
I told my mom I wanted to
come home, but with finals
coming up, it was impossible.
The next week and a half, I said
goodbye to my friends and tried
to study without much luck,
while Grandma's condition got
steadily worse. The diagnosis: a
shutdown of her systems. The
prognosis: a complete shutdown
within a few weeks at the most.
Finally it was time to go home.
I wanted to go to the hospital
before doing anything else. My
mom briefed me on some of the
things I might see, but all the
preparation was nothing
compared to what I actually
experienced.
The geriatric ward of the
hospital smelled like old, sick,
dying people, not clean and
medicinal like other parts of the
hospital. All I could hear was
people hacking and moaning.
My eyes filled with tears as I
passed ancient wheelchair-bound
people who mistook me for their
favorite granddaughter.
One lady, with blue hair and
pink, toothless gums had her
wheelchair parked by the nurse's
station. She was holding a teddy
bear as if it was a newborn child.
She was stroking it and talking
to it As I walked past, the lady
looked up at me and grinned.
"Isn't he beautiful?"she asked,
still stroking the animal. She
locked down at it like a proud
mother.
Suddenly I was unsure that I
wanted to continue down the
hall. My stomach was churning,
my throat swelled and my cheeks
burned. I thought for sure I was
going to vomit
Finally, I reached Grandma's
room. With sweaty palms, I
pushed open the door. And
again, I was totally unprepared
for what I saw.
Grandma laid still on the bed.
The veins in her arms had
collapsed from being proded
with intravenous needles,
leaving huge raspberry colored
splotches under her skin. Her
legs were much thinner than I
remembered.
The most frightening sounds
escaped her lips as she struggled
to breathe. Watching this, I also
noticed something different
about Grandma, her glasses were
missing. Since I can remember,
her eyes were magnified behind
the same pair of glasses. The
lenses and frames were yellowed
with age. To me, the glasses
were a natural part of Grandma's
face.
Now they were gone.
I had promised myself that I
was going to be strong for my
mother and older sister. I
thought I was the strong one in
the family. I'm not as emotional
as they are, and they needed me
that day. But I couldn't hold out
I couldn't comfort them. I didn't
want to comfort them. I wanted
to be the one who could break
down. Sensing this, my sister
took me out into the hall and
held me like a baby until the
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tears stopped flowing.
Days like this filled the next
few weeks. When we weren't at
the hospital, we were home
waiting by the phone. And
waiting.. .and waiting...
Grandma's condition was
stable. She had good days and
bad days. One afternoon, I tried
to talk to her, but she looked at
me with nothing behind her eyes
except confusion. My mom was
with me and said to Grandma,
"Mom, Deanna is talking to
you."
No response.
Mom continued, "Don't you
know who this is?" My mom
grabbed my hand. Grandma
looked at her and then at me for
what seemed like forever.
Finally she said, "She's awfully
pretty, but I don't recognize her.
Who is she?"
Another couple of long days
passed without any change, until
the night the phone interrupted
David Letterman. When I
answered, I heard a woman's
voice say, "Mrs. Raulston, I
think you and your sisters should
get here right away. Do you
want us to call a priest?" I
mumbled something I don't
remember and hung up.
My mom and her sisters rushed
to the hospital, but it was too
late, Grandma was gone.
The days that followed were
filled with family and friends,
some laughter, but mostly tears.
The question of the day was,
"Are you all right?" To me, the
answer to that should have been
obvious.
Grandma wouldn't have liked
the preparations we were trying
to make. We were planning
everything we thought Grandma
would approve of. She would
have said, "Do whatever the hell
you want," or "I don't give a
damn what color dress I wear in
the casket 1 " She just wanted to
be left alone.
It has been almost a year since
Grandma passed. She is happier
now. She can have all the
cigarettes she wants. The "petty
cash" is endless. She can cheat
at solitaire and eat ice cream by
the gallon. But most
importantly, it doesn't matter
what day it is in heaven.
Deanna Raulston is a
Senior Communication major.
She is also managing editor
of the Clarion Call.
Students
(Cont from pg. 1)
DRUG STORES Inc.
our efforts to recruit new student
voters," said Goldstein.
Goldstein added, "The
proposed decrease in state
funding will decrease the quality
of education for the State System
students through increased class
sizes, severe cuts to library
resources, and reductions in
academic departments."
"If the Governor's proposal is
supported and the State System
is not given the financial support
it needs to maintain the current
standard of educational quality,
then the currently enrolled
99,800 students will face a future
that could have been brighter. An
education that could have been
broader," Goldstein said. "If the
State System of Higher
Education is not maintained, the
quality of Pennsylvania's future
work-force will be one that could
have been better."
"We are asking for our
legislator's support in preventing
any further damage to our
education...The State System of
Higher Education is an
educational based university
system- We can not afford to be
treated as equals with a research
based university. By placing a
blanket 3.5% decrease on both
university systems the Governor
is not treating us fairly," stressed
Goldstein.
Also in the morning the
students had a meeting with state
Representative Peter J. Daley II
(D-Washington), a California
University of Pennsylvania
alumnus and advocate for the
State System of Higher
Education. Following the
meeting students visited with
their local legislators to deliver
their messages in person.
Additionally, students attended
afternoon seminars about the
public policy process in
Pennsylvania which were
presented by several statewide
associations, including American
Association of Retired Persons,
Labor Economics Conference,
Pennsylvania Banking
Association, Pennsylvania
Business " Roundtable,
Pennsylvania Chamber of
Commerce, Pennsylvania
Retailers Association,
Pennsylvania State Education
Association and the Sierra Club.
Monica Douglas, a student
member of the Board of
Governors, added, "I felt the day
was very successful. I had the
opportunity to talk to fellow
political colleagues from the
Board of Governors and each of
them commented on the massive
impact the event had on all
legislators.
Pleased with the overall
turnout of State System Day,
Douglas said, "I would have
liked to have seen more Clarion
University representation. This
is just the first step in the
political process...we will not sit
back with closed mouths."
The following students
represented Clarion University at
"State System Day 1992"; Steve
Antoniak, Jeffrey Bertrand,
Kanili Bey, Christine Bracken,
Chad Briggs, Brad Brenneman,
Jennifer Brock, Jacquie Buerkle,
Denise R. Bump, Jeff Burns,
Andrea Cathcart, Patti Colaizzi,
Linda Cherry, Dave Collins,
Monica Douglas, Sheila
Fitzgerald, Jill Fornelli, Jen Frey,
Kristen Geyer, Ralph Godbolt,
Rusty Griebel, Dennis Hall, Ray
Henderson, Brian Hoover,
Natalie Janovick, Brigitte
Josefczyk, Keary Joyce, Chaz
Kader, Crystal Knorr, Caroline
Konitzky, Christinia
MacDonald, Maureen
Mackintosh, Marianne Martin,
Amy Mennen, Andy
Millerschoen, Jen Moore, Diane
Newvine, Kash Patel, Mary
Patterson, Michele Piccirillo,
Stacy Pratt, Holly Racki,
Suzanne Rafferty, Vanessa
Reiter, Amy Schaub, Rodney
Sherman, Scott Shoaf, Gara L.
Smith, Tara Stahler and Mike
Whitney
The Clarion Call - 4-9-92 - Page 5
War
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
"Real peace can be attained
with justice and equity," said Dr.
Dilnawaz Siddiqui, professor of
communication at Clarion and
co-author of a new book due out
this spring or summer.
Siddiqui and Dr. Abbass Al-
Khafaja, associate professor of
management and marketing at
Slippery Rock University have
completed a book The Gulf War:
Implication s of Global Busing
and Media.
Siddiqui hopes the book will
help raise awareness of other
cultures and eliminate
stereotypes which are
detrimental to a real
understanding of the world.
Siddiqui said they are writing
the book to generate awareness
of other cultures to prevent the
possibility of a war happening
again.
The book involves analysis of
political maneuvers as well as an
examination of business and
media functions.
Siddiqui feels that during the
war, Americans were not given a
true picture of the Muslim
people and the Islamic religion.
The book also discusses the
media's failure, ". . .to perform
its function of being neutral and
objective" during the Gulf War.
His concern is that the media is
not given access to direct sources
of information and must often
depend on official government
sources such as military and
government spokesmen. These
sources are often later proven to
be false.
During the Gulf War, the
media was given information by
the military concerning the
accuracy of the U.S. Patriot
Missile. The U.S. military
claimed the weapon was 90
percent accurate in shooting
down enemy missiles. Now, the
Israeli government is alleging
the missile hits its target only
about half of the time.
Siddiqui went on to say that if
if this trend continues instead of
clarifying cross cultural issues,
the media will only muddle
them. However, if the media
begins asking searching
questions on real isssues, the
world will benefit.
The book tries to further
attempts to understand other
cultures by authentic sources
rather than by "propaganda
machines," said Siddiqui. He
added that there is a false notion
of self sufficiency by western
scholars and students that they
know enough about the world,
while the truth is different.
Siddiqui has had numerous
papers published on cross-
cultural communication
including the recent article,
"Mass Media Analysis"
published in the American
Journal of Islamic Social
Scientists. He was also recently
elected as the focus presenter at
the 1991 World Conference on
Comparative Adult Education at
the University of Ibadan,
Nigeria.
Ray Henderson/Clarion Call
Dr. Siddiqui recently co-authored a book entitled. The Gulf
War: Implications for Global Business and Media .
State bill proposed to combat
underage drinking in universities
by Sherri White
News Writer
Scott Shoaf/Clarbn Call
A proposed bill would crack down on underage drinking in
colleges across Pennsylvania.
The problem of alcohol
consumption by underage
college students has been
introduced to the House of
Representatives.
This policy has been brought
up by Rep. Elinor Z. Taylor of
Pennsylvania, Republican
chairman of the House Health
and Welfare Committee.
Taylor feels the proposal
would require all college and
universities to establish and
enforceonsistent and cohesive
alcohol policies which conform
to standards set by the
Legislature, Health Department
and Education Department.
In 1987, the House did
establish a committee to
investigate alcohol abuse on
college campuses.
Much of the help came from
the College Presidents* Task
Force on Substance Abuse on
Pennsylvania College and
University campuses.
The task force has done
extensive work in formulating
protocols on alcohol prevention,
education, counseling and
treatment, as well as restrictions
on alcohol consumption on
college campuses," said Taylor.
But Taylor believes, ". . The
Legislature should be actively
involved in ensuring that these
policies are indeed uniformly
implemented and enforced."
Taylor explains her legislation
would "require all institutions of
higher education to have in place
rules and regulations to meet
minimum requirements for
educating students and enforcing
alcohol control policies."
Taylor's bill would ensure that
a uniform standard is in place at
all colleges throughout
Pennsylvania.
Taylor's proposal would
require an educational program
focusing on alcohol and alcohol
abuse in which students
participation is mandatory.
It would also mandate and
designate controllable areas for
consumption of alcoholic
beverages by those of legal age.
Strong security would be given
to assure that underage persons
do not gain access to these areas.
Part of the policy would
prohibit the sale or consumption
of alcoholic beverages at any
function including athletic events
and concerts, college property or
sanctions.
The language of the policy
protects against anything that
"may produce intoxication when
used as a beverage in sufficient
quantities."
Taylor explains that "the time
for the Legislature to get serious
about this issue is long overdue."
"If the General Assembly fails
to throw its full support behind
these efforts by requiring
minimum standards statewide,
then we've undermined those
very sincere efforts to address a
very serious problem," said
Taylor.
Taylor's proposal has been
referred to the State House of
Representatives Liquor Control
Committee for consideration.
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The Clarion Call - 4-9-92- Page 7
University's buildings to be renovated
by Dorilee Raybuck
News Writer
Three of Clarion University's
buildings have been approved by
state legislature for renovations.
Founders Hall is the first
building to be renovated,
followed by Montgomery Hall,
which is located on the Venango
campus of Clarion University.
The last of the three buildings
to be renovated will be Harvey
Hall.
Founders Hall has first priority
because "the dependence on the
facility for classroom, studio and
office space is significant," said
Clare Hiedler, director of
facilities management and
planning.
Montgomery Hall will be the
second facility remodled because
the upper floors of the building
need to be entirely renovated
before they are usable. Although
Harvey Hall is in need of
improvements, all of its square
footage is still usable.
The primary funding for
renovations comes from the state
legislatures funding of capital
projects.
The university must also fund
a portion of the expense. These
particular renovation pro-
ceedings were started in 1985.
No money has been appropriated
for the renovations but they are
approved.
The starting dates for the
renovations are not known at this
time.
"However," said Hiedler, "the
prospects appear to be brighter
for sooner accomplishments of
renovations rather than later."
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Founders will be the first of three buildings to be renovated due to a significant
dependence on the building. Montgomery and Harvey are next in line.
Campus writing project receives new federal funding
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
The Clarion University Penn
Rivers Writing Project (PRWP)
has recently received $10,600 in
funding for this year from the
federal government.
The PRWP is one of 140 sites
in the National Writing Project
(NWP) spread all over the world.
The NWP is a program
designed to assist school districts
with the continued improvement
of the instruction of writing and
to teach the latest techniques in
evaluating student writing.
The federal funds will be
matched by funds from Clarion
University and the Samuel Justus
Charitable Trust, while school
districts help by reimbursing the
teacher's tuition costs.
According to Dr. Charles
Duke, dean of the College of
Education and Human Services,
"The federal funding is a
testimonial to the strong record
the NWP has had in improving
insruction in schools across the
country."
The NWP provides
opportunities for teachers from
all grade levels and any subject
to gain knowledge in the
teaching of writing and to teach
others about the place of writing
in learning.
The PRWP is one year old and
serves the school districts of
Riverview Intermediate Unit 6.
The center of the program is a
five week session in the summer,
this year running from June 8 to
July 10. There will also be a
"Showcase on writing for
Learning" on Saturday, April 25
at Clarion University. The
participants in last year's summer
workshops will conduct
workshops that are open to all
area teachers. , , ,
"Teachers who have
participated in the project have
been most successful in carrying
out their responsibilities," said
Duke.
After receiving their five
weeks of training, the teachers
are required to present at least
two inservice presentations and
to serve as a resource to the other
teachers in their district.
Teachers are nominated by
their school districts to
participate in the project.
The funding of the PRWP
allows them to provide modest
stipends for the participants.
The federal funding is expected
to continue for at least the next
three years.
The Penn Rivers Writing
Project is one of eight such
projects in Pennsylvania
affiliated with the NWP.
April fool's joke causes mass panic
CHESAPEAKE, Va. (AP)
Five employees of WNOR-FM
have been suspended for
broadcasting an April Fools'
Day report that Virginia Beach's
Mount Trashmore was going to
explode.
Program director Buzz Knight
and the station's morning team
Tommy Griffiths, Henry Del
Toro and Gigi Young were
suspended Friday for two weeks.
General manager Joe Schwartz
was suspended for one week.
After Wednesday's hoax,
alarmed listeners jammed area
~911" numbers. The disc
jockeys retracted the report after
police contacted trie statton.
The Federal Communications
Commission is investigating.
The suspensions were
necessary to discipline the
employees and to demonstrate to
the public the station's
"obligation to refrain from
deliberate distortion or
falsification of programming,"
said Edward K. Christian, chief
executive of Saga
Communications, which owns
WNOR.
Christian's statement did not
say whether the employees
would be paid during their
suspensions.
Steven Goldstein, executive
vice president of Saga, said the
suspensions might help assuage
the FCC. The commission could
fine WNOR up to $25,000 or
revoke its license.
But Goldstein said that "the
most important thing is to
maintain our reputation in the
community. We certainly never
intended for this to happen.
There was absence of malice
here."
There is no guarantee the FCC
will be more lenient because of
the suspensions, said FCC
attorney Robert Somers.
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Youngstown professor speaks on remembering the past
by Kelley Mahoney
News Writer
After a brief welcome and
introduction given on behalf of
the university, Saul S. Friedman
stepped onto the stage of the
Hart Chapel Sunday evening.
Friedman is Professor of Jewish
Holocaust and Middle Eastern
Studies at Youngstown State
University and has published
seven books and eight PBS
documentaries on the Holocaust.
"Zahor," which is the Jewish
word for remembering was the
main theme for the gathering.
"We are meeting to remember,"
said Friedman.
He began his lecture on the
basis of remembering and gave
his audience three important
words which he incorporated
into three stories.
His stories explained the
importance of those words to his
audience. "Remembrance,
education, and action," he stated.
"Without these three words, we
haven't fulfilled the need."
His first story, which integrated
remembrance, dealt with
children between the ages of 8-
15 who were running to the
United States from Nazi
Germany for freedom.
Unfortunately, by the end of his
story, the children were taken
away to various concentration
camps, never to be heard of
again.
"I am disappointed in
civilization Friedman says.
"There's no remembrance, just
denial of its happenings."
His second story dealt around a
personal experience that he and
his daughter had upon filming
his second film of Jewish
history.
"This story is a realization of
reality," he said. "My daughter,
through this educational
experience, finally understood
the suffering."
His third story dealt with
action and the happenings of the
Jews, even today, in Syria.
"Why?" he asked. "There's just
not any concern."
Students to participate in sexual
harassment survey this week
The Presidential Commission
on Sexual Harassment is
conducting a survey this week
of all undergraduate students to
determine the nature and extent
of sexual harassment at Clarion
University. The anonymous
results of the survey will help
Clarion University deal more
effectively with this serious
problem.
The experiences and
perceptions of Clarion
University students are of utmost
importance to the Commission.
Students should be aware that
some of the questions are highly
personal and may be
uncomfortable to answer.
However, the information
obtained through this survey will
be kept strictly confidential and
only reported in aggregate form.
The survey results will be shared
with the campus community in a
forum presentation and through
other appropriate means in Fall
1992.
The entire undergraduate
student body of Clarion
University is being asked to
complete and return the survey
to designated campus drops in a
one week period, April 8 to April
15.
On-campus students are asked
to return their completed surveys
to a drop-off point in their
residence halls. Off-campus
students on Clarion Campus and
Venango Campus are asked to
return completed surveys simply
by folding them in half twice so
that the school address is
showing and drop them in the
mail. In order to encourage the
highest possible rate of return a
box will also be located in the
lobby of Carlson Library on
Clarion Campus and in Frame
Administrative Office on the
Venango campus.
If you have any questions
about the survey, please call Dr.
Robert Girvan at 226-2276 or
Dr. Mark Haggerty at 226-2625.
If you have any questions about
sexual harassment, please
contact Ralph Watkins, Social
Equity Office at 226-2109 or any
member of the panel of advisors.
The full copy of the policy is
available in the 1991-92
calendar/handbook and in
booklet form from the Office of
Social Equity.
Editor's note: The preceeding
story involving the sexual
harassment survey is being run
for the second straight week.
The editors of the Call feel this
is an important issue which
needs to be addressed by all
members of the Clarion
University community.
Courtesy of the Presidential
Commission on Sexual
Harassment
All students applying for any type
of financial aid for the fall must
complete a PHEA A/Federal
Student Aid Application by May
1. Even if you wish to apply for a
Stafford Student Loan, you must
complete the PHEA A application.
Students from all states must use
the PHEAA application. The
applications are available in 104
Egbert on Clarion's campus and
the Administrative office in
Frame Hall on Venango campus.
The partners and professional staff of KPMG
Peat Marwick are pleased to announce that
Shelly L. Rhoades
Timothy K. Winchell
have joined our firm as assistant accountants.
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Before Friedman closed with a
poem he said, "They need help.
We have an obligation to
remember the Holocaust. An
obligation to teach about it and
an obligation to take action to
eliminate its reoccurances.
These people in Syria need
hope."
A reception in honor of
Friedman was given after his
speech in the Hart Chapel
basement.
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safely ior the week of March 30 through April 5.
On March 30, a text book was reported stolen from room 254 in
Carlson library. The text book described as a Bevington edition of the
complete works of Shakespeare, is dull red in color with a cloth
texture cover with a five by seven picture of Shakespeare on the front.
It is valued at $48. 1 1 . An investigation is pending.
Fire crackers were thrown from the fourth ^loor of Campbell Hall
onto the parking lot on March 30. An investigation is pending.
Sometime between March 28 and March 30, unknown persons
destroyed a red couch, a gray chair and a table on the fourth floor of
Campbell Hall. The upholstery was ripped off and the stuffing
removed from the couch and chair. Damage is reported at $867.29.
An investigation is pending.
Someone kicked in the door panel of the men's rest room in Harvey
Hall on April 2. This is the second time in the past two weeks this
incident has occurred. An investigation is pending.
On April 2, a brown leather portfolio was stolen from a parked
vehicle in lot "J". It contained a check, papers and letters. An
investigation is pending.
On April 3, at approximately 1:15 a.m., an unknown person pulled a
fire alarm station on the second floor of Campbell Hall. An
investigation is pending.
Around 2:00 a.m. on April 3, it was discovered that someone
damaged eight ceiling tiles and poked holes in three other ceiling tiles
on the second floor, B wing of Campbell Hall. An investigation is
pending.
On April 3, at approximately 1:09 a.m., a fire alarm pull station was
activated on the third floor, north wing of Nair Hall. An investigation
is pending.
Between the hours of 7:00 a.m. and 9:00 a.m. on April 3, an unknown
person unrolled the fire hose on the third floor of Campbell Hall. An
investigation is pending.
Criminal mischief was reported in the basement of Campbell Hall on
April 5. The lid of a washer was damaged. An investigation is
pending.
The convex mirror near the day care center was reported stolen on
April 5. An investigation is pending.
On April 6, a Panasonic Telephone, model KXT 2320 was stolen from
McEntire sometime between April 3 and April 6. An investigation is
pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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Outside Clarion
The Clarion Call - 4-9-92- Page 9
Patriot anti-missiles not as accurate as reported
Compiled from the AP service
by Shannon Skomra
National
News
Massive explosion
rocks Texas
A flaming explosion so
powerful that it could be felt 140
miles away has flattened homes
in the Brenham, Texas area.
An underground pipeline blew
in a rural area about seven miles
out of the town.
A six year old boy is dead and
at least 16 more are injured.
Firefighters aren't sure how to
put out the 30 foot high plume of
flame that remains.
Officials aren't sure whether it
was petroleum gas or methanol
that was in the line.
Governor Ann Richards will be
asked to declare the scene a
disaster area.
M4MMI
Patriot reports may
be off the mark
An army official has told a
house panel Tuesday, that the
Patriot anti-missile didn't do as
well in the Persian Gulf War as
originally believed. The report
says the missiles intercepted
only 60 percent of the Iraqi
scuds they were launched
against. Some experts think that
60 percent is too high. They say
the army can really only claim
one intercept, something the
army disputes.
U.N. trying to save
ozone layer faster
A U.N. official is calling for a
faster phaseout of the chemicals
that destroy the earth's ozone
layer. The head of the U.N.'s
environmental program says the
use of chlorofluorocarbons
should be banned by the end of
1995.
The official says the change
would prevent four and a half
million cases of skin cancer and
350 thousand cases of blindness.
Roe vs. Wade may
be overturned
The Bush Administration is
seeking to overturn the Supreme
Court's 1973 ruling legalizing
abortion. The administration
asked the high court, Monday, to
uphold a Pennsylvania law that
imposes a 24-hour waiting
period and requires women to
notify their husbands before
ending the pregnancy. The
Justice Department says that
women do not have a
fundamental right to abortion
and the 1973 decision in Roe vs.
Wade was wrongly decided.
College students charged
with vote-buying
The student government
election at the University of
Akron landed in the lap of the
student court after the winners of
the election were disqualified for
alleged vote-buying.
If the court agrees to hear the
case, a settlement conference
would be held; if no agreement
can be reached, the matter would
be brought to trial.
Compiled by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
High school students aid
archeologists at Mercyhurst
The Merciad
Gifted students at Erie area
high schools have an opportunity
to work with Mercyhurst's
Archaeology Department.
Students will help clean and
catalogue artifacts from the
Native American burial grounds.
Mercyhurst and area high-
schools' gifted programs were
affiliated in the past. An interest
in archaeology was expressed
and the program was developed.
Mercyhurst offers new
program
The Merciad
Mercyhurst will be the first
college in the world to offer an
undergraduate program for
training intelligence analysts,
this fall. Qualifications for the
program include an
understanding of cultures, being
able to read foreign languages
and have an ability to produce
reports, just to name a few.
AIDS victim speaks at EUP
Spectator
A teen AIDS victim recently
shared her story to students at
Edinboro University, of how the
disease has affected her life.
Nineteen year old Krista Blake
was infected with the HIV virus
when she was just 16, as a result
of sex without the use of a
condom. Blake had been
infected with the disease for two
years before she realized she had
it. It wasn't until her freshman
year in college that she began
experiencing symptoms that HIV
positive people go through.
Blake was hospitalized on
March 12 for her first HIV-
related illness. She was told on
Friday the 13, that she had
AIDS.
Blake continues to go on the
lecture route, talking to high
school and college students
about her life and the disease.
Blake is also bringing suit
against the man who infected her
with the virus. He knew he was
HIV positive but neglected to
inform her of his condition.
IUP professor
wins travel grant
The Penn
An Indiana of Pennsylvania
professor recently won a $6,000
grant to India. Dr. Edward W.
Gondolf, a sociology-anthro-
pology professor, received the
Fulbright Grant through the
Fulbright Scholarship Board and
the United States Information
Agency.
The program will enable 1,800
people to travel to distant lands
for the 1992-93 academic year.
Approximately 5,000 grants are
given out each year to United
States teachers, scholars and
students. These people can then
study and instruct in more than
130 countries.
These people were selected
according to their professional
and academic qualities as well as
their capability and desire to
interact and share ideas with
people of foreign cultures.
The program was established
by congressional legislation
introduced by former Senator J.
William Fulbright of Arkansas in
1946.
International
New claims
over fleet
Russian President Boris Yeltsin
is making new claims for the
former Soviet Union's Black Sea
Fleet, which is also claimed by
Ukraine. Yeltsin's decree leaves
some room for negotiation such
as, some ships will be transferred
to Ukraine, while the rest stay
under the command of the CIS
(Commonwealth of Independent
States). It comes as a response
to the Ukrainian president's
claim that the ships are
Ukrainian.
State
Man arrested
for murder of little girl
Philadelphia police have
arrested a man in the murder of a
four year old girl whose body
was found in a cardboard box in
1988. The defendant, Walter
Ogrod, lived across the street
from Barbara Jean Horn when
she was murdered. Police have
not released any information on
what led to the arrest or any
possible motives for the killing.
u's not too
Medical treatment
may be preplanned
The Pennsylvania House and
Senate passed a bill Tuesday,
that would allow people to say in
advance what kind of medical
treatment they want if they
become incapacitated.
The proposal would let
Pennsylvanians fill out a legally
binding form detailing what
kinds of treatment they want or
don't want.
Supporters say the bill is
needed because medical
technology can keep terminally
ill patients alive for years against
their wishes.
University honors Heinz
Carnegie Mellon University
remembered a late Pennsylvania
senator Monday by renaming its
public affairs college the H. John
Heinz III School of Public Policy
and Management.
The new college's dean,
Alfred Blumstein, said the
senator and other members of the
Heinz family had contributed
generously to the school for
years. Heinz also taught indus-
trial administration at Carnegie
Mellon for one year.
Summer - sun, surf and sand -
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about that class you need to graduate?
Why not squeeze a few credits into your summer break?
Check out Westmoreland County Community College - 3 sessions,
flexible hours and no Friday classes! And the tuition is under
40 clams (that's $39 per credit for Westmoreland County residents
For a scanner class schedule call 1-800-262-2103,
est. 4077.
Think WCCC this summer.
6-week sessions
beginning May 18
and Jane 29
12-week session
begins May 18
Westmoreland
County Community College
An affirmative acoon. equal opportunity college
'Kix' plans to rock
campus with concert
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
"Energetic, energetic,
energetic, energetic!" These are
the words lead singer Steve
Whiteman uses to describe the
band, Kix's style. On April 29
Kix will bring the classic sound
of their new album, "Hot Wire,"
to Clarion's own Tippin
Gymnasium.
Originally from Maryland, the
band began gaining fans with the
release of their 1981 self-titled
debut album. Their successive
albums "Cool Kids" (1983) and
"Midnite Dynamite" (1985),
provided momentum for their
increased popularity. In 1988
the band achieved success with
their hit single, "Don't Close
your Eyes."
"Hot Wire" features "blazingly
fast rock n' roll songs about
girls, girls, girls!" says bassist
and songwriter Donnie Purnell.
"We're not moving into radically
different territory. It's a rock n'
roll band singing about the same
things rock n' rollers have been
singing about for a long time, but
we've been finding new and
interesting ways to talk about it."
'The lead single, 'Girl Money,'
is a kind of a talking song," said
Whiteman. "It's real different, a
bit of a departure from just
singing. It's got character."
Other selections from "Hot
Wire" include "Rock N' Roll
Overdose," "Luv-A-Holic" and
the title track. All are prime
examples of the Kix approach :
a mixture of classic rock and roll
with its roots in blues. Says
Purnell, "'Hot Wire' is all
electric guitars. It's a real high
. UAB photo
Clarion's spring concert will feature the band Kix and will
be held April 29 at 8 p.m. in Tippin Gym.
energy album."
The release of "Blow My
Fuse" enabled Kix to open for
groups such as Whitesnake and
Ratt. After 12 years of
performing at bars, Kix shows
have maintained high energy.
"Every time we hit the stage our
goal, if it could be measured on a
Richter scale, would be to equal
the energy of the San Francisco
earthquake. That's what we
attempt to put into every show,"
said Purnell.
Tickets are on sale now for
Kix's performance in B-57
Carlson. Clarion students pay $6
and general admission is $10.
April 9 Teacher Recruiting Fair, (Tippin),
8 a.m.-6 p.m.
Tennis vs. Robert Morris
April 10 Kirsten Johnson, BFA Senior Art Exhibit,
Reception, 7-9 p.m.
April 9-11 Drama prod "Dark of the Moon,"
(Little Theatre), 8 p.m.
April 13 Bloodmobile, (Tippin), 11 a.m.-5 p.m.
April 15 Easter Vacation begins, 10 p.m.
April 21 Easter Vacation ends, 8 a.m.
Faculty Recital, Brent Register &
Paula Amrod, (Aud), 8:15 p.m.
April 26 Symphonic Band President's Concert,
(Aud), 2:30 p.m.
April 25 & 26 Earth Day Concert, Stevens Hall
Field
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APRIL 25 & 26
STEVENS HALL FIELD
If raining, concert will be moved to Tippin Gym
April 10 WPXI 28th Asics Roundball Classic,
U.S. East vs. U.S. West, City/WPIAL
vs. Quad- A/West Penn All Stars,
Civic Arena
April 11 Women's Softball at California, 1 p.m.
April 14 Baseball at Lockhaven
April 17 Track at Grove City
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Wecht addresses JFK's murder ) Production offers mystical plot
byAmyGerkin
Assistant Features Editor
Who shot John F. Kennedy?
This controversial question has
been asked more than several
times for almost 30 years and the
mystery has yet to be solved.
Dr. Cyril Wecht, a famed
clinical pathologist and
consultant for the movie, "JFK,"
spoke at Hart Chapel on April 3.
The main focus of the program
was centered on the doctors who
performed JFK's autopsy the
night of his death, and whether
or not it was possible that the
assassination was caused by a
single "magic" bullet.
Wecht began his presentation
by giving a brief history on how
people felt about John F.
Kennedy. There were as many
celebrating JFK's death as there
were mourning. Wecht noted
that even school children in the
south cheered when the word
was out that the president was
assassinated.
Wecht went into detail on how
JFK was shot and killed.
According to Wecht, Kennedy
was sitting on the right side in
the back seat of a convertible
limousine. His wife, Jacqueline,
was to the left of him and
Governor and Mrs. Connely
were in front of him.
Suddenly, at 12:30 p.m., shots
were heard, and as Wecht
describes "the crimson bursts as
(JFK's) head explodes." Lee
Harvey Oswald was the prime
suspect, as he shot the Italian-
made gun from the sixth floor of
the Texas School Book
Depository.
That day, Saturday, November
23, 1963, Kennedy was flown to
a naval hospital where two
doctors who were not forensic
pathologists nor had ever
performed an autopsy examined
the president. JFK was
pronounced dead with multiple
gun shot wounds at 1:00 p.m.
that day.
At the hospital though, a bullet
was found by a janitor on
Kennedy's stretcher. Wecht said
that the doctors figured that it
popped out of JFK's body as
they performed CPR. Wecht
also said that the doctors didn't
notice a bullet hole in Kennedy's
neck until the next day. They
thought he had had a
tracheotomy to keep his heart
and lungs going.
After Kennedy was shot,
Oswald was stopped for
interrogation. Before he was
shot and killed by Jack Ruby,
Oswald was questioned for 12
hours, but according to Wecht,
"nobody took one note during
the interrogation."
The "magic bullet" theory is
still a mystery. According to
Oliver Stone in the movie,
Annual run for Special
Olympics is scheduled
byDaveVioral
Features Writer
Tomorrow, more than 90
combined members of both the
Delta Chi fraternity and the
Alpha Sigma Tau sorority will
run approximately 100 miles
from Pittsburgh to Clarion to
benefit Clarion County Special
Olympics.
This seventh annual event is
expected to raise more than $500
for the Special Olympics
program. The money collected
is being donated by local
businesses.
This is the third year that
Alpha Sigma Tau has joined
Delta Chi in the charity
fundraiser. To date, the event
has raised more than $3000.
The run will begin at
approximately 6 p.m. Friday
afternoon on the outskirts of
Pittsburgh. Each runner is
needed to complete a leg of
about 1 mile in order to finish
the 100 mile course.
If all goes according to plan,
the last runner should reach the
park across from the courthouse
at about 10 a.m. on Saturday.
To The Brothers of
Kappa Delta Rho:
Being your sweetheart is
a honor you've given me
No words can express
how proud lam to be
But I'll do my best to be
the best so that you will
see.
I'm the sweetheart of
KDR, the best fraternity
I love you guys!
Michelle
"JFK," there were two other men
behind a fence who also shot
Kennedy. Wecht was skeptical
of the idea of the "magic bullet"
as well. He showed slides of the
route where the president waved
to the crowd, then photo shots of
the president when he was shot.
He also showed official sketches
of where JFK's wounds were on
the body.
The last few slides showed the
actual bullet that killed JFK and
wounded Governor Connely.
The bullet appeared untouched,
even though it pierced through
Kennedy's back and neck, and
then went through Connely's
back, his radius, through his
right arm and finally his leg.
But Wecht declared that it was
impossible for the bullet to
remain in one piece after all that.
In fact, Wecht said that it is
difficult to determine where the
bullet entered and exited because
the autopsy notes were
"accidentally" destroyed.
There are so many suggestions,
reasonings and arguments
dealing with this controversy, as
demonstrated by Wecht and
Oliver Stone, and by the
hundreds and thousands of books
written on the subject.
A book which is to be released
soon concerning this topic is
"JFK: Conspiracy of Silence,"
written by Dr. James Crenshaw.
Maybe someday the JFK
mystery will be completely
solved but until then the
controversy continues.
CAMPUS EVENTS
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Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs April 9
* Tennis vs. Robert Morris
* Women's Softball at
Shippensburg 3pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
> WCUC, 917FM's 12th
Annual-24 hour
DJ marathon for
MHMR-226-2514
Sun April 12
Greek Sing (Auditorium)
2pm
Greek Recognition Awards
Reception 7pm
Fri April 10
* Bedrock Cafe (Harvey)
7:30pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Lrttte Theater) 8pm
4 WCUC,91.7FM's 12th
Annual- -24 hour
DJ marathon for
MHMR-226-2514
Mon April 13
* Bloodmobile (Tippin)
1 1 am - 5pm
Wed April 15
EASTER VACATION
BEGINS 10pm
Sat April ll
* Greek run 1 0am
* Baseball at California
* Women's Softball at
California 1pm
' Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
'C.A.B's (Harvey) 9pm
Tues April 14
* Track Clarion open
* Baseball at Lock Haven
* Women's Softball at
IUP3pm
Thur April 16
* Baseball at IUP
1pm
Fri April 17
' Track at Grove City
* Planetarium Show 7pm
For more information concerning campus events,
226-2505
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
"Dark of the Moon," by
Howard Richardson and William
Bemey will conclude the theatre
season at Clarion. The
performance will run through
April 11 at 8 p.m. in Marwick-
Boyd Little Theatre.
The play is set in rural North
Carolina. It is based on the
haunting ballad of "Barbara
Allen." It tells the story of an
elfin witch boy who beheld
Barbara Allen and immediately
fell in love. He is granted
human form to woo and marry
her on the condition that she
remain true to him.
Barbara is a Christian girl and
agrees to marry John, although
he was never a Christian boy.
He even refuses to have the
wedding in the church.
Scott Burden plays John, the
witch boy. The part of Barbara
Movie Review :
Allen was supposed to be played
by Andrea Maitland. However,
Christine Arnold will be playing
the part of Barbara Allen due to
an illness in Maitland's family.
Arnold took on the leading role
just days before the show opened
and only had four rehearsals
before the acutual performances
began. She said, "I was worried
about everything."
Dr. Mary Hardwick, professor
of speech communication and
theatre and play director said,
'This play reveals that although
it is based on a legend, that self-
righteousness and religiosity can
be an instrument for demonic
triumph. The students involved
in this play will have an
opportunity to rethink the true
and natural meaning of love."
Admission is free to
students with valid LD.
cards
Clarion concludes the theatre season with the production of
through April 11 at 8 p.m. in Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre.
Karen Blanco/Clarion Call
'Dark of the Moon," perfomed
'My Cousin Vinny' provides laughs
by John Spare
Features Writer
"My Cousin Vinny"
Starring: JoePesci
Ralph Macchio
Marisa Tomei
Fred Gwynne
Written by: Dale Launer
Directed by: Jonathan Lynn
*** stars
Vincent Gambini (Joe Pesci) is
no Perry Mason. However, who
and what he really is makes for
an even more interesting
character. Vinny is a small time
Brooklyn lawyer who finally
passed the bar exam on his sixth
try. He has never defended a
murder case, let alone practiced
in a courtroom. He dismisses
witnesses by saying "I got no
more use for this guy here," and
the farthest south he has ever
been is the Jersey state line. All
of this changes, however, when
he is forced to venture to the
culturally different world of
Alabama and defend his cousin
(Ralph Macchio) and a paranoid
friend when they are accused of
murdering a convenience store
clerk.
This is one of the best acted,
funniest films that I have seen in
quite some time. Granted, the
audience has to suspend their
disbelief and roll with the story,
but if this is done I can guarantee
some well deserved laughs.
Besides the major storyline of
"My Cousin Vinny," there are
two major elements that
contribute the most to.this film:
characters and subplots.
The character of Vincent
Gambini is really the same
character that Pesci won a
supporting Oscar for in
"Goodfellas": a wise-cracking,
grumpy, little Italian murderer.
There is a minor twist, however.
Here, Pesci plays a wise-
cracking, grumpy, little Italian
lawyer. He's a natural at playing
a character like this and I really
don't think that any other actor
could have played the role with
the same amount of effortless
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Lisa, Vinny 's girlfriend, was
played by the beautiful Marisa
Tomei. She was able to carry
her comedic weight throughout
the course of the picture.
Actually, she had some of the
best lines, along with the best
wardrobe. Tomei has a definite
career on the big screen ahead of
her.
Ralph Macchio makes his
return to the screen as Vinny 's
condemned cousin. I'm not a
big fan of Macchio. I just can't
shake that "Karate Kid" image I
have of him. As far as acting
goes, he's okay, if not a little
annoying, but here he's very
believable as a frightened boy
who's afraid of dying in the
electric chair.
Fred Gwynne, Herman
Munster himself, is also on hand
as the strictly by-the-book judge
who doesn't approve of Vinny 's
courtroom manner. Gwynne
takes away the stereotypical
image of what a cold Southern
judge is imagined to be like and
adds his own interpretation to
create a truly serious character
who always seems to foil the
majority of Gambini 's jokes.
The subplots in "My Cousin
Vinny" really keep the film
moving at an excellent pace,
never letting up on the
momentum. There is a running
joke that finds Vinny in
contempt of court because the
judge doesn't like his
appearance. It was very
effective.
Perhaps the funniest subplot
deals with Gambini's attempt to
get $200 from a local who lost a
pool game to Lisa. This scene is
related to Eddie Murphy's
classic bar room speech in "48
Hrs.," but it takes on an entirely
different aspect making for a
genuinely hilarious moment.
Dale Launer 's screenplay is
consistently funny, which is even
more impressive considering that
he wrote it on his own. Most
comedies are written by a team
of writers so that they can
bounce punchlines between each
other to see what works. It
seems that Launer has a natural
gift for comedy.
I was also very impressed that
by die film's end the courtroom
scenes were as intense as those
found in 'The Jagged Edge" and
"Presumed Innocent." Even
though the film dealt with the
trial in a realistic manner it still
kept its sense of humor about it.
If you're looking for a truly
great comedy that you don't
have to be brain dead to
appreciate, I highly recommend
seeing "My Cousin Vinny".
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Wecht addresses JFK's murder
by Amy Gerkin
Assistant Features Editor
Who shot John F. Kennedy?
This controversial question has
been asked more than several
times for almost 30 years and the
mystery has yet to be solved.
Dr. Cyril Wecht, a famed
clinical pathologist and
consultant for the movie, "JFK,"
spoke at Hart Chapel on April 3.
The main focus of the program
was centered on the doctors who
performed JFK's autopsy the
night of his death, and whether
or not it was possible that the
assassination was caused by a
single "magic" bullet.
Wecht began his presentation
by giving a brief history on how
people felt about John F.
Kennedy. There were as many
celebrating JFK's death as there
were mourning. Wecht noted
that even school children in the
south cheered when the word
was out that the president was
assassinated.
Wecht went into detail on how
JFK was shot and killed.
According to Wecht, Kennedy
was sitting on the right side in
the back seat of a convertible
limousine. His wife, Jacqueline,
was to the left of him and
Governor and Mrs. Connely
were in front of him.
Suddenly, at 12:30 p.m., shots
were heard, and as Wecht
describes "the crimson bursts as
(JFK's) head explodes." Lee
Harvey Oswald was the prime
suspect, as he shot the Italian-
made gun from the sixth floor of
the Texas School Book
Depository.
That day, Saturday, November
23, 1963, Kennedy was flown to
a naval hospital where two
doctors who were not forensic
pathologists nor had ever
performed an autopsy examined
the president. JFK was
pronounced dead with multiple
gun shot wounds at 1:00 p.m.
that day.
At the hospital though, a bullet
was found by a janitor on
Kennedy's stretcher. Wecht said
that the doctors figured that it
popped out of JFK's body as
they performed CPR. Wecht
also said that the doctors didn't
notice a bullet hole in Kennedy's
neck until the next day. They
thought he had had a
tracheotomy to keep his heart
and lungs going.
After Kennedy was shot,
Oswald was stopped for
interrogation. Before he was
shot and killed by Jack Ruby,
Oswald was questioned for 12
hours, but according to Wecht,
"nobody took one note during
the interrogation."
The "magic bullet" theory is
still a mystery. According to
Oliver Stone in the movie,
"JFK," there were two other men
behind a fence who also shot
Kennedy. Wecht was skeptical
of the idea of the "magic bullet"
as well. He showed slides of the
route where the president waved
to the crowd, then photo shots of
the president when he was shot.
He also showed official sketches
of where JFK's wounds were on
the body.
The last few slides showed the
actual bullet that killed JFK and
wounded Governor Connely.
The bullet appeared untouched,
Annual run for Special
Olympics is scheduled
by Dave Vioral
Features Writer
Tomorrow, more than 90
combined members of both the
Delta Chi fraternity and the
Alpha Sigma Tau sorority will
run approximately 100 miles
from Pittsburgh to Clarion to
benefit Clarion County Special
Olympics.
This seventh annual event is
expected to raise more than S500
for the Special Olympics
program. The money collected
is being donated by local
businesses.
This is the third year that
Alpha Sigma Tau has joined
Delta Chi in the charity
fundraiser. To date, the event
has raised more than $3000.
The run will begin at
approximately 6 p.m. Friday
afternoon on the outskirts of
Pittsburgh. Each runner is
needed to complete a leg of
about 1 mile in order to finish
the 100 mile course.
If all goes according to plan,
the last runner should reach the
park across from the courthouse
at about 10 a.m. on Saturday.
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even though it pierced through
Kennedy's back and neck, and
then went through Connely's
back, his radius, through his
right arm and finally his leg.
But Wecht declared that it was
impossible for the bullet to
remain in one piece after all that.
In fact, Wecht said that it is
difficult to determine where the
bullet entered and exited because
the autopsy notes were
"accidentally" destroyed.
There are so many suggestions,
reasonings and arguments
dealing with this controversy, as
demonstrated by Wecht and
Oliver Stone, and by the
hundreds and thousands of books
written on the subject.
A book which is to be released
soon concerning this topic is
"JFK: Conspiracy of Silence,"
written by Dr. James Crenshaw.
Maybe someday the JFK
mystery will be completely
solved but until then the
controversy continues.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information P
Compil
rovided By Student Activities
ed By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs April 9
* Tennis vs. Robert Morris
* Women's Softball at
Shippensburg 3pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
* WCUC,91.7FM's 12th
Annual-24 hour
DJ marathon for
MHMR-226-2514
Sun April 12
Greek Sing (Auditorium)
2pm
1 Greek Recognition Awards
Reception 7pm
Fri April 10
* Bedrock Cate (Harvey)
7:30pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little Theater) 8pm
* WCUC,91.7FM's 12th
Annual-24 houi
DJ marathon for
MHMR-226-2514
Mon April 13
* Bloodmobile ( Hppin)
11am - 5pm
Sat April 11
* Greek run 10am
" Baseball at California
* Women's Softball at
California 1pm
* Drama Production "Dark
of the Moon"
(Little 1 heater) 8pm
* C.A.B's (Harvey) 9pm
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Wed April 15
EASTER VACATION
BEGINS 10pm
Tues April
* Track Clarion open
* Baseball at Lock Haven
* Women's Softball at
IUP 3pm
Thur April 16
* Baseball at IUP
1pm
Fri April 17
• Track at Grove City
* Planetarium Show 7pm
For more information concerning campus events.
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Production offers mystical plot
by Angel Napolitano
Features Writer
"Dark of the Moon," by
Howard Richardson and William
Bcrney will conclude the theatre
season at Clarion. The
performance will run through
April 11 at 8 p.m. in Marwick-
Boyd Little Theatre.
The play is set in rural North
Carolina. It is based on the
haunting ballad of "Barbara
Allen." It tells the story of an
elfin witch boy who beheld
Barbara Allen and immediately
fell in love. He is granted
human form to woo and marry
her on the condition that she
remain true to him.
Barbara is a Christian girl and
agrees to marry John, although
he was never a Christian boy.
He even refuses to have the
wedding in the church.
Scott Burden plays John, the
witch boy. The part of Barbara
Movie Review:
Allen was supposed to be played
by Andrea Mailland. However,
Christine Arnold will be playing
the part of Barbara Allen due to
an illness in Maitland's family.
Arnold took on the leading role
just days before the show opened
and only had four rehearsals
before the acutual performances
began. She said, "I was worried
about everything."
Dr. Mary Hardwick, professor
of speech communication and
theatre and play director said,
"This play reveals that although
it is based on a legend, that self-
righteousness and religiosity can
be an instrument for demonic
triumph. The students involved
in this play will have an
opportunity to rethink the true
and natural meaning of love."
Admission is free to
students with valid I. D.
cards
Karen Blanco/Clarion Call
Clarion concludes the theatre season with the production of "Dark of the Moon," perfomed
through April 11 at 8 p.m. in Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre.
'My Cousin Vinny 1 provides laughs
by John Spare
Features Writer
"My Cousin Vinny"
Starring: Joe Pesci
Ralph Macchio
Marisa Tomei
Fred Gwynne
Written by: Dale Launer
Directed by: Jonathan Lynn
*** stars
Vincent Gambini (Joe Pesci) is
no Perry Mason. However, who
and what he really is makes for
an even more interesting
character. Vinny is a small time
Brooklyn lawyer who finally
passed the bar exam on his sixth
try. He has never defended a
murder case, let alone practiced
in a courtroom. He dismisses
witnesses by saying "I got no
more use for this guy here," and
the farthest south he has ever
been is the Jersey state line, All
of this changes, however, when
he is forced to venture to the
culturally different world of
Alabama and defend his cousin
(Ralph Macchio) and a paranoid
friend when they are accused of
murdering a convenience store
clerk.
This is one of the best acted,
funniest films that I have seen in
quite some time. Granted, the
audience has to suspend their
disbelief and roll with the story,
but if this is done I can guarantee
some well deserved laughs.
Besides the major storyline of
"My Cousin Vinny," there are
two major elements that
contribute the most to-this film:
characters and subplots.
The character of Vincent
Gambini is really the same
character that Pesci won a
supporting Oscar for in
"Goodfellas": a wise-cracking,
grumpy, little Italian murderer.
There is a minor twist, however.
Here, Pesci plays a wise-
cracking, grumpy, little Italian
lawyer. He's a natural at playing
a character like this and I really
don't think that any other actor
could have played the role with
the same amount of effortless
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charm.
Lisa, Vinny 's girlfriend, was
played by the beautiful Marisa
Tomei. She was able to carry
her comedic weight throughout
the course of the picture.
Actually, she had some of the
best lines, along with the best
wardrobe. Tomei has a definite
career on the big screen ahead of
her.
Ralph Macchio makes his
return to the screen as Vinny's
condemned cousin. I'm not a
big fan of Macchio. I just can't
shake that "Karate Kid" image I
have of him. As far as acting
goes, he's okay, if not a little
annoying, but here he's very
believable as a frightened boy
who's afraid of dying in the
electric chair.
Fred Gwynne, Herman
Munstcr himself, is also on hand
as the strictly by-thc-book judge
who doesn't approve of Vinny's
courtroom manner. Gwynne
takes away the stereotypical
image of what a cold Southern
judge is imagined to be like and
adds his own interpretation to
create a truly serious character
who always seems to foil the
majority of Gambini's jokes.
The subplots in "My Cousin
Vinny" really keep the film
moving at an excellent pace,
never letting up on the
momentum. There is a running
joke that finds Vinny in
contempt of court because the
judge doesn't like his
appearance. It was very
effective.
Perhaps the funniest subplot
deals with Gambini's attempt to
get $200 from a local who lost a
pool game to Lisa. This scene is
related to Eddie Murphy's
classic bar room speech in "48
Hrs.," but it takes on an entirely
different aspect making for a
genuinely hilarious moment.
Dale Launer's screenplay is
consistently funny, which is even
more impressive considering that
he wrote it on his own. Most
comedies arc written by a team
of writers so that they can
bounce punchlines between each
other to see what works. It
seems that Launer has a natural
gift for comedy.
I was also very impressed that
by ihc film's end the courtroom
scenes were as intense as those
found in "The Jagged Edge" and
"Presumed Innocent." Even
though the film dealt with the
trial in a realistic manner it still
kept its sense of humor about it.
If you're looking for a truly
great comedy that you don't
have to be brain dead to
appreciate, I highly recommend
seeing "My Cousin Vinny".
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Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 4-9-92
WCUC holds
DJ marathon
by Natalie White and
Chad Fisher
Features Writers
This past week 91.7 WCUC
has been doing its annual 24
hour DJ marathon for the Mental
Health Retardation Agency of
Clarion County. Throughout the
week many disc jockey tag-
teams have braved fatigue and
performed for 24 hours on the
air. However, tomorrow
morning, Friday, April 10, 1992
at 6:00 a.m. a show will be aired
that is unlike any others.
The "Breakthrough Rock
Showcase" will be on the air for
24 hours beginning tomorrow
morning at 6:00 a.m. with all
sorts of surprises. It will be
bringing Clarion "unsigned"
rock throughout the entire day
instead of the unusual one hour
usually heard on Friday nights at
9:00 p.m.
Some extra bonuses for the
listeners will be the several live
interviews happening throughout
the day with the many bands
featured on the Breakthrough
Rock Showcase. What? Live
interviews!? Yes, that's right
live interviews.
Interviews for the day will
include a special lunch time
relax trip with an alternative rock
band the Prodigy's, from Erie.
Another will be an after dinner
interview with Pittsburgh's long
time band Dr. No.
And let's not forget the
highlight of the day as the
Showcase brings Clarion a
special live, in the booth, re-visit
from Big Bad Wolf. Big Bad
Wolf appeared on the Showcase
about two months ago and bit
Clarion with their ferocious rock
and roll style. And now they're
back again to do it all over. This
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Gym. Various workshops and health screenings were available.
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time however, some live,
acoustical jamming will be in the
line-up.
Additional interviews, via the
telephone, will include
Blackboard Jungle, Pariah and
others from all corners of the
country. All of the bands being
played, featured and interviewed
throughout the day tomorrow are
sure to someday be in leading
rock magazines, major rocks
tours, and, of course, MTV.
If you're listening tomorrow
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Showcase"you can say you heard
them first on 91.7 WCUC.
Christine Arnold rescues 'Dark of the Moon'
Freshman Christine Arnold
demonstrated remarkable
heroism as she saved the
production, "Dark of the Moon."
On Wednesday night, five days
before the show was scheduled
to open, the leading lady role of
Barbara Allen was vacated by
Andrea Maitland due to the
illness of her father.
Without blinking an eye,
Arnold stepped immediately into
position of understudy. Without
knowing whether or not she
would ultimately play the part,
she began learning the lines.
The play is 76 pages long and
she is in seven of the nine
Greeks compete in Olympics
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Friendly competition has
engulfed the campus this past
week. From April 4 to April 12
the Clarion's annual Greek Week
has been celebrated by both
campus sororities and
fraternities.
The week incorporates various
Olympic events which each greek
organization participates in,
along with a greek week banner
contest. Culminating the
festivities on April 12 is the
"greek sing."
On April 4 Alpha Sigma Tau
and Phi Sigma Kappa placed
first* in the long distance run
which was held in Tippin Gym at
10 a.m. The "greek lift," a
weight lifting competition was
held on April 5 at 6:30 p.m. The
Sigma Tau Gamma fraternity
walked away champions from
this event. A volleyball match
was held April 6 at 7 p.m. in
Tippin Gym. The Delta Zetas
and the Sigma Phi Epsilon
brothers triumphed in this event.
The week continued with a
greek bowl (tri'ial pursuit
questions) on April 7 at 7 p.m. in
the Hart Chapel and a swimming
competition on April 8 at 8 p.m.
The "greek sing" will be held
April 12 at 2 p.m. in Marwick-
Boyd Auditorium. For this
segment of the Olympics each
greek organization must perform
a formal and informal song. An
awards reception will be held at
7 p.m. the same night as the
finale to the week.
scenes. By last Friday night, she
was in command of the lines and
by Sunday, the role.
When students asked why she
was doing it and how she felt
about it, she said, "I felt
concerned about Andrea. I knew
how I felt when I was in
"Phantom of the Opera" and my
mother got sick. And I'm doing
it because it has got to be done."
Her actions have pulled the
cast together and instead of
falling apart, they are determined
to have the best of all shows.
Arnold is from Erie and is
majoring in psychology. Her
leading man, senior Scott
Burden, is a theatre major from
St. Mary's.
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take one of two from Edinboro
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Clarion University
baseball squad finally received
some "playing weather" from
mother nature this week, as they
used the spring conditions to
notch the first PS AC victory of
the season in a double header
split with Edinboro.
Monday's twin bill was the
first competitive action that the
club has experienced since their
seven game, spring break trip to
Florida which occurred one
month ago.
Head coach Rich Herman was
"pleased with the overall
performance of the team", but
has mentioned that, "the 30 day
lay-off, threw off our execution
somewhat".
The Golden Eagles dropped
game 1 of the twin bill 8-5, but
came back to record a 10-4
victory in game two of the PS AC
West Affair.
Lefty Brad Frazier got the
starting nod for CUP in the first
game, and pitched well with pre-
scouts from both the Mets and
the Angels on-hand to see him
throw.
Left fielder John Shedd started
things off with a walk for the
Golden Eagles in the bottom of
the first inning, and was moved
to second base by a sacrifice
from Bill "Havo" Garroway.
Brett Houy then reached base
on an error, while driving Shedd
home, for the first run of the
game.
A Marc Keller single then
scared Houy and gave the
Golden Eagles a 2-0 lead that
stood until the third inning.
In the top of the third, Frazier
ran into some tough luck as the
Boro scored four un-earned runs
to take a 4-2 advantage, and give
them the lead they would never
relinquish.
Singles by Sam Kirk, Dave
Skovera, and an RBI base hit by
catcher Scott Rhoades brought
the Eagles to within one run in
the fourth inning, but they would
be as close as CUP could get in
this game.
The fighting Scots scored four
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Junior hurler Brian Wojtalik earned a victory on Monday as
the Golden Eagles beat Edinboro, 10-4.
Shortstop Dave Skovera (far
John Quahliero (10) looks on
more runs in the top of the
seventh and final inning, as
Marty Valentic was called upon
to dowse the fire for Clarion.
Valentic recorded the final two
outs of the inning, but the
damage was done as the score
was now 8-3 Edinboro.
An Andy Workinger two-run
double cut the lead to 8-5, but
that's how it ended as the Golden
Eagles dropped game one.
Brian Wojtalik went the
distance for CUP in game two,
giving up four runs on four hits
and recording five strike-outs on
the mound.
The Golden Eagles were down
2-0 in the third inning when John
cott Shoaf/Clarion Cail
left) tags the 'Boro runner attempting to steal second, while
. Frosh Marc Grommes threw the bullet to nail the runner.
Quahliero scored on a John RBI attack.
Shedd sac fly to center , that cut
the 'Boro lead in half.
Clarion added two more runs
in the fourth as a Workinger
single, Keller walk, Popovich
sacrifice, and Qua base hit gave
them a 3-2 lead.
Edinboro struck back in the
fifth, scoring two runs and
regaining the lead 4-3, but the
Golden Eagles went off in the
bottom -half of the inning
scoring six runs and taking the
lead for good.
John Shedd had two hits and
two RBI in the inning, and was
joined by Workinger, Skovera,
and Grommes on the Clarion
CUP picked up their final run
in the sixth inning when DH
Brian Popovich knocked in Brett
Houy to complete the ten-run,
nine hit attack that saw Edinboro
go through four pitchers.
All in all, Coach Herman feels
he has "a good bunch of players
with positive attitudes" on his
'92 squad. Herman also
mentioned that " baseball in the
PSAC West is very competitive
this season with six top quality
teams competing for the title".
The Golden Eagles next home
game is scheduled for Sunday
against Lock Haven.
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Clarion women's softb all team
plits two at Mercyhurst Colleg
by Jon Q. Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
The Clarion University
Women's Softball team recently
returned from Florida, going 3-3
down south. The lady Golden
Eagles opened their Northeastern
slate on Tuesday as they split a
doubleheader at Mercyhurst.
The two games against the
Lady Lakers marked Clarion's
first taste of competition in
almost a month.
Clarion was nipped in game
oneofthetwinbill,2-l.
Junior hurler Janine Hayward
pitched well but was the victim
of a lack of run support from her
offense. Hayward threw all
seven innings, striking out three.
She took the loss but only gave
up five hits and two free passes
in the contest. Only one run in
the 2-1 loss was earned.
The offense woke up in the
seventh inning to score their only
run of the game, but it was to
little and too late. Shortstop
Amy Olshenske reached base in
the seventh via an error but was
forced at second on a Tracey
Speerhas ground out. Two
batters later, after a walk and the
Laker's second error of the
inning, Kami Rickert stepped to
the plate with the bases jam
packed. She drove in Clarion's
only run on a ground out but that
is all the lady Eagles could
muster and they came up one run
short.
Clarion's offense only
managed two hits in the low
scoring affair. Speerhas and
Mary Jo Goyak had the only
clean hits.
The second game of the
doubleheader provided a little
more offense than the first with
Clarion crossing the plate six
times to the host's two runs.
The Golden Eagle bats fared a
bit better the second time
around, collecting eight hits.
Cleanup hitter Tracey Speerhas
and fifth place hitter Laurie
Neidig sparked the Clarion
offense. Both collected two hits
and two runs scored apiece.
It wasn't that the Golden
Eagles had a lot of hits in game
two, it's that the hits came at
opportune times. The fifth
inning keyed the win for Clarion.
The Golden Eagles scored four
runs in the fifth, all with two
outs. Speerhas singled, Neidig
walked and co-captain Jane
Hogue all reached to keep the
inning alive. With two outs and
the bases loaded, second
baseman Karen Musante and
Rickert came through with
clutch, back-to-back two run
singles to give Clarion a
comfortable lead and all they
would need.
Melissa Shrawder pitched five
innings and got the win. The
Lady Lakers got to her in the
fifth for two runs but both were
unearned. She threw smoke,
striking out six.
"It was the best game I've ever
seen her pitch," head coach
Diana Schwartz noted. "Both of
our pitchers had a great day."
Hayward pitched the final two
innings for the save. Hayward
threw nine innings on the day
allowing only one earned run.
The Golden Eagles play today
at Shippensburg (3 p.m.). Then
travel away two more times
before their home opener. The
ladies visit Cal and IUP before
their first home game on
Saturday, April 18 vs. "the
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proposals to management, but
was rejected both times.
**We again have moved on
several issues," said Washington
Capitals goaltender Mike Liut, a
member of the NHLPA
negotiating committee. "But
they haven't moved at all.
"I don't know what the
solution is."
Liut said the proposals were
made at a meeting Thursday with
NHL president John Ziegler.
Also present was Bob
Goodenow, executive director of
the NHLPA. There were no
owners at the meeting.
Ziegler's definition of the
meeting was different than Liut's
he descibed it as purely
"exploratory" and denied that
any proposals had been made by
the union.
"If they used the word
proposals, that is not correct,"
said Bill Wilkerson, a
spokesman for Ziegler. "No new
proposals were presented."
The union said it was
preparing a position statement
for Ziegler to take with him to a
Board of Governors meeting in
New York on Monday. But Liut
did not hold out much hope that
the owners would respond
positively.
"Whether they feel there's any
ground for settlement, that's
anybody's guess," Liut said.
"We put oiit a proposal
(Thursday) and they said no. We
put out another and they said no.
"They never countered with a
proposal. After a while, it
becomes counter-productive."
Asked if he thought there
would be a quick resolution to
the strike, Liut responded:
"Possibly not. Right now
we're negotiating against
ourselves and I'm not sure the
players would agree to the
concessions that we are making
at this point?'
Among the main sticking
points in the negotiations are free
agency, playoff money, the
structure of the draft and the
licensing of products, which
encompasses the lucrative
hockey card market.
It is this last item which has
caused a considerable rift
between the sides.
For some 20 years, the players
have received the major portion
of trading card revenues _ at
present, they get about $11
million of the $16 million
available each year.
The owners wish to negotiate a
more equal "partnership" _ say,
50-50. The players have balked
at negotiating in this area.
They seem closer on the other
issues.
"We moved closer to their
position on Sunday," Liut said,
referring to marathon
negotiations over the weekend
during which the players thought
they had a new collective
bargaining agreement.
He said he didn't think the
union could make any more
concessions to close the gap.
"We've made movements
today," he said. "We can't
possibly make any more."
The NHLPA membership
overwhelmingly voted 560-4 to
reject the owners' last proposal,
setting into motion on
Wednesday the first league-wide
strike in the NHL's 75-year
history.
At this point, Liut isn't even
sure if there's more room for
negotiation.
"(The owners') position hasn't
changed," he said. "It's the
same as it was last week."
The Clarion Call - 4-9-92 - Page 17
Golden Eagle men's and women's
track teams set for 1992 season
Clarion University Women's
track started their season on
Sunday, March 22 at the Towson
Invitational by placing 6th out of
eleven teams with 33 points.
The blend of old and new faces
on this year's Golden Eagle
squad may be just what the
doctor ordered for second-year
head coach Ron Wiser.
The team is coming off a
disappointing 1991 season that
saw them finish tenth out of 12
teams in the PS AC.
"When I took over this job, I
knew that it was going to take
time to turn it around," said
Wiser. "I figured that, given
time, it would happen within the
next four of five years after I got
the job. All the signs so far are
pointing toward that direction."
Wiser 's optimism is based on
the loss of only one senior from
last year's team and also the
return of all four qualifiers for
the PS AC's. Clarion qualified
three athletes for the 1992
PSAC's at an indoor track meet
at Robert Morris. Nancy
Fullerton has qualified in the
3000M with a time of 11:06.6
Brenda Bindas and Merritt Lutz
qualified for the high jump, each
with a jump of 5'3".
"Success leads to success.
Once we get on that road, I
expect to keep building on that
premise. Our women's team is
heading in the right direction, "
said the head coach.
This year's team will be lead
by 1991 two-event qualifier
Fullerton. Fullerton qualified in
both the 1500M (4:59.0) and the
3000M (11:00.0). Captain of the
1991 track and cross country
teams, Fullerton will be expected
to exhibit leadership for this
young group of competitors.
Joining Fullerton in the
leadership role will be Bindas,
Clarion's sole point scorer from
the 1991 PSAC's . Bindas tied
for fourth in the high jump with
a jump of 5*2.5". Bindas
qualified for PSAC's with a
season high jump of 5*4".
Meagan Stecklair who qualified
in the 800M with a time of
2:25.0, and Michelle McHenry
who qualified in the javelin with
a toss of 120' 3", round out the
group of returning qualifiers.
Also returning, to push Bindas
in the high jump, is Merritt Lutz.
Lutz had gone to the PSAC's in
1990, and has already qualified
to return in 1992.
Some new faces to keep an eye
on are Melissa Barnette , and
Chantel Connor. Barnette will
join Bindas and Lutz in the high
jump, while Connor is expected
to compete in the triple and long
jumps. Barnette and Connor will
be joined by Bindas and
Strecklair on what Wiser expects
to be a very respectable 4 by 400
relay team.
Jill Ganoe is another
newcomer to keep an eye on.
Ganoe will join Michelle
McHenry in the javelin, and the
competition between the two is
expected to improve both their
performances.
Wiser is counting on the
athletes who did not qualify for
last year's PSAC's to pick up
and continue improving this
season. Returning distance
runners being counted on to
contribute some points include
senior Nicole Yahres, juniors
Disa Ruiz and Brandee Payne,
and sophomore Jennifer
Gleason.
"We expect about 26 women
out for the team, and with those,
numbers, we expect a great deal
of improvement. I think we can
finish sixth, seventh or eight in
the states. We are improving as
rapidly as possible, but this
doesn't happen overnight,"
concluded coach Wiser.
Wiser is looking forward to a
much improved Golden Eagles
men's squad, as well. Clarion is
coming off a rough 1991
campaign in which it placed 10th
out of 14 teams in the PSAC
Track and Field Championships
at Shippensburg University. The
Golden Eagles finished 13th out
of 16 teams with 16 points in the
Towson State Invitational on
March 22.
What has Wiser most excited is
that several players from other
Clarion athletic programs have
decided to give track and field a
try.
"And these are individuals who
can make an immediate impact
for us," Wiser said.
Third team NCAA Division II
Ail-American wide receiver Art
Walker has contributed a great
deal to the success of coach
Gene Sobolewski's football
teams over the years. Now the
senior wants to help re-establish
the track and field team. Wiser
said that he expects Walker to
contribute in the 110 and 400
hurdles and as a leg of the 400
relay.
"Art has dreams of becoming
the first Clarion University
athlete to become an All-
American in two sports.," Wiser
said. "Judging from some of his
old high school times, I believe
this can become a reality."
Another wide receiver on the
football team this past fall, Jess
Quinn will compete as a member
of the 100 relay team. Tim
Woodruff, a defensive end for
the football team, will throw the
shot, senior Bill Adams, a free
safety and two-year letterman,
will compete in the 100, 2200
and 100 relay team and senior
Bernard Johnson will run in the
sprint events.
Freshman wrestler Michael
"Tiny" Anderson, a 177-pound
grappler, will contribute in the
400 relay team and the triple
jump. In high school, Anderson
leaped 47 feet in the triple jump.
Junior J J. Stanbro, a 167-pound
wrestler, will throw the javelin.
'These athletes coming out are
good for the program," Wiser
said. "We need numbers across
the board. And this helps our
numbers out."
Another newcomer, sophomore
Chucky Thompson, a
Millersville transfer, will team
with Anderson, Walker and
sophomore Kevin Harper to
compete in the 400 relay team.
Gannon-transfer Eric
Hackwelder, a freshman, is
expected to compete in the 1,500
and 10,000.
"We have the potential to have
a good 400 relay team," Wiser
said. "Thompson, a transfer
from Millersville, will add a lot
of speed to this group.
Hackwelder has practiced well
so far."
In addition to the newcomers,
Wiser has a solid nucleus of
veterans returning. Already,
Harper has qualified for the
PSAC Championships at the
West Virginia Indoor Invitational
in the 800 with a time of 49.30.
Veteran distance runners Chris
Singleton, Russel Breindel and
Mark Kinch are expected to
contribute to the team.
"These veterans know exactly
what it is going to take to
succeed," Wiser said. "We are
going to rely on them not only
for point production, but for
leadership on the team." Other
seasoned veterans will be
counted on in the decathlon.
Senior Ken Dworek, senior John
Auberzinsky and David Turiczek
will help pull the load for
Wiser 's squad.
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Sports Opinion
A look into baseball 9 s crystal ball
by Jon Q. Sitler
Assistant Sports Editor
Early Tuesday afternoon, at
around the same time that
"Rocket" Roger Clemens strode
to the mound to face the Bronx
Bombers, I also took my position
for opening day (No, it wasn't
the couch). I threw on my spikes
and glove and headed out toward
left field.
I didn't join the "Rocket man"
at Yankee Stadium. I don't even
play for the Clarion University
Golden Eagles. It was opening
day down at the old glass plant
here in Clarion. Opening day for
softball. Both slow pitch and
slow run, you know the game.
The game with the shoddy
defenses, lop-sided softballs and
the bases that are off by a few
feet
A majority of guys who are 20
or older, end up playing this
game, the slow one/the non-
organized one. Others up their
talents - The Keg league. Some,
with a whole lot more talent and
dedication, actually play college
baseball and may even go as far
as the minor leagues. The elite
athletes and ballplayers in the
world, the KG Jr. and Cecil
Fielder types, make it to the big
show!
So where does that leave me?
I guess it leaves me at the glass
plant swatting high pop ups to
the left fielder. Since I can't be
Kevin Mitchell and I can't hit a
ball 450 feet, I'll be content with
an occasional 200 foot shot at
the glass plant
Baseball's upper levels started
just fine without me. Here are
some things we may see down
the road from a much more
polished pool of talent.
Who knows? It could
happen:
Cal Ripken Jr. will get clocked
in the face by a bad hop bouncer
at Oriole Park. This breaks his
nose and bruises a cheekbone.
He'll continue to play for a few
games with a nose guard but
after the O's sign him to a
contract extension of five years
for $36 million dollars, the
shortstop decides that pursuing
Lou Gehrig's consecutive game
streak is not that important to
him anymore. He goes on the
15-day disabled list. Orioles
fans become outraged and blame
it on the new ballpark.
Early on, the media begins
comparing Kevin Mitchell's size
to that of Cecil Fielder's. At the
All-Star break, Seattle begins to
feed Mitchell through an IV
machine because he refuses to
eat The reason - Mitchell only
has 10 first half homers, Fielder
has 26.
The Pittsburgh Pirates attempt
to trade their slugging superstar
Barry Bonds to the California
Angels for a promising package
of lefthander Chuck Finley,
outfielder Junior Felix and
infielder Bobby Rose. But
Bonds will not sign with the
Angels for a rumored three year,
$22 million dollar deal and the
trade falls through. The Pirates
fail to trade him and he jumps
ship after the season to sign with
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Los Angeles for a reported five
year, $33 million dollar deal.
Lasorda's Dodgers would then
have an outfield of Eric Davis,
Darryl Strawberry and Bonds.
The New York Yankees 23-
year-old second baseman Pat
Kelly begins to be compared to a
Yankees second baseman of the
past - Billy Martin. The
comparisons are based on a
tremendous defensive first half
and stats at the All-Star break
that include 8 homers, 38 runs
batted in, 18 stolen bases and a
.289 batting average. Kelly is
invited to the All-Star game as a
back-up by the American League
manager Tom Kelly. But the
comparisons to Martin end when
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pitcher Ed Whitson at a bar in
San Diego. Baseball fans say
that Martin would never have
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done anything like that
Oakland A's outfielder Jose
Canseco plays through nagging
injuries all year long. Unusually,
Canseco hasn't demanded to be
traded for awhile. But the rest of
the team cries for him to go.
The front office obliges by
sending him to the Bronx
Bombers for Kevin Maas, Bernie
Williams and two minor league
arms. Canseco is surprised but
not upset - Madonna lives two
blocks away.
Pirates fans will try and try and
try to forget their boy, Bobby
Bon ilia. But Bon ilia will make it
impossible. BoBo will go on to
smash 25 dongs and drive in 103
runs in "92. The Mets go on to
squash the Bucs in three games
to end the season in October.
Bonilla goes 12 for 15 with 4
homers, 9 £BI's, 8 runs scored
and 5 steals in that three game
series to bury his old mates and
take The Big Apple's pride and
joy to the playoffs. In a press
conference after the series,
Bonds joins Bonilla in front of
the press and says that nothing
would make him happier than to
join Bonilla in New York for '93.
Within a week, the Mets arc
eliminated from the playoffs by
Cincinnati. Bonds signs with
L.A.
On the serious side:
Look for the American League
to win the Ail-Star game 11-3.
The Toronto Blue Jays to
defeat the Cincinnati Reds in
seven games for the, World
Series championship. It's not
Jack Morris this time. Todd
Stotlemyre and Juan Guzman are
the ones that step up and
dominate. Stotlemyre wins two
games. Guzman, who takes over
the closer role in the series for an
injured Tom Henke, wins one
and saves two for the Jays.
Look for hell to freeze over
when:
Bo Jackson returns to baseball
claiming to have a bionic hip.
The White Sox let him play but
think that he is going insane.
They begin to believe Jackson,
after he turns into a fastball so
powerfully that he hits it 642
feet. He clears the bases in four
seconds.
Lenny Dykstra retires from the
Philadelphia Phillies to become
an "American Gladiator". He
joins "Lace", "Titan" and the rest
to become 'The Roid Ranger".
A little closer to home:
California Angels backstop
Lance Parrish has such a bad
start that he retires. He comes to
Clarion to be with his cousin
Dan Parrish and ends up taking
a few classes.
Director Arthur Hiller has
some mild success with the
movie "The Babe", starring John
Goodman. But after visiting
Clarion, he realizes that Clarion
University first baseman Brett
Houy would have made a much
better Babe Ruth. Keep it up
Brett! Good Luck, Clarion.
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House for rent 3-5 students. Garbage
included. Call 226-8900 from 9am- 5pm.
College Park Apartments has 2 bedroom
apartments for both 5 week summer
sessions. Call 226-7092
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campus, for summer semester. For more
information call 226-5647.
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Apartment for Rent Fall & Spring $725. 4
Students 226-9279
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Nice quiet furnished apartment for 3-4
girls. 226-8225
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people. Located on E. Main St. $650. per
student, includes garbage. Call 782-3177
For Rent: three bedroom apartment close
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Summer 1992 Student Rentals Apts or
House Fully Furnished. 2 people $600.00
or 4 people $800.00 for 10 week summer
session call 226-5690
Personals
Kirsten- Looking forward to your Senior
Show. Congratulations & Love your DZ
sisters.
We're so proud of Clarion's new student
trustee- our DZ sister Crystal Knorr.
Melissa, Good Luck in ClJFs production
of "Dark of the Moon" Love your DZ
sisters.
The brothers of Delta Chi hope everyone
is having a great Greek Week, and we are
determined we will place in at least one
event!
Congratulations to Dan Parrish for
lavaleering Kristen. Best of Luck! Your
Delta Chi brothers
Tiger, Hey, I love you. Don't forget that,
because that is what really matters.
Sig Eps, lemonade never tasted so good!
We'll party down on the farm with you
anytime!! Love, the sisters of Alpha
Sigma Tau.
Congratulations Alyson, Missi, Lisa,
Merrilyn, Julie, Jen, and Dawn on
becoming Alpha Sigma Tau Neophytes.
We love you! Love, your soon to be
sisters.
Have your picture taken for the yearbook
in the library today!
Bryan, Congratulations, Mr. Alpha Phi
Omega your finally a brother. Your the
best! Love Jennifer
A very special thanks to Bobbi, Bridget,
and Brigette for helping us prepare for
Greek Sing! Love, your DZ sisters
Congratulations Little B for being elected
to the student Advisory Counsel for Theta
Xi. We are very proud of you! Love the
sisters of Delta Zeta.
To my great roomie Cindy, Ginny, Jenna,
Mik, and all the rest. The end is near. I'm
gonna miss you gals. Thank you for being
the best of friends and for making this year
so great. Jenna, don't smoke!!!
Hey Sig Tau Gamma- A great mixer guys!
We had a real good time with all of you!
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta
Thanks to all of the Delta Zeta pledges for
an awesome Big sis/Lil sis! There was
bungle in the jungle! Love, your future
DZ sisters.
A special thanks and a job well done
Christylee! Greek Olympics was a
success because of you! Love, your DZ
sisters.
Congrats to our New Exec. Board:
President- Lisa Domjanich, Vice
President- Colleen 'Tomato" McNally,
Recording Secretary- Tracy Bacco,
Corresponding Secretary- Jen Young,
Treasurer- Lorie Domjanich, and Sr.
Panhel Rep.- Dcnise Bump. Good luck
guys) You'll do a terrific job. Love, the
sisters of Kappa Theta Phi
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
especially like to thank our past President
Lisa Sanflippo for doing such a great job
these past two years. We wouldn't have
made it this far without you.
To our old Exec. Board: Thanks for
everything you have done for us. We'll
miss you tons (or was that out of order?)
Love, your Kappa Theta Phi sisters.
Congratulations to our new sisters:
Danyelle Cessna, Amy Piotrowski, and
Lisa Ross. We're so happy to finally call
you sisters! Here's to a job well done!
Love, your Kappa Theta Phi sisters.
To all of the fraternities and sororities
participating in Greek Week: We hope
you're having as much fun as we are. Let
the Greek Times Roll, Heh! Love, the
sisters of Kappa Theta Phi.
Special Kappa Birthday wishes to Kelly
Meyers and Lee Ann Schatz (hooray,
you're 21!!!) Have a great one guys &
Behave! Love, your Kappa Theta Phi
sisters.
Way to go Tri-Sigma ! We're doing a
super job on Greek Week! Let's give it
our all at Greek Sing!! (Special thanks to
Cheryl for all her hard work!!)
The sisters of Tri-Sigma would like to
congratulate all fraternities and sororities
on a successful Greek Week! Good luck
to all Greeks at Greek Sing!!
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Congratulations to all our Greek Week
Athletes! Everyone did a great job! Your
sisters love you! Love, Theta Phis
KDR, Hey man! Ya still Jamaican me
crazy! Thanks for a great mixer!
Thoughts of oranges and bananas will
never be the same! Love, Theta Phi
Alpha
Happy Birthday!!! Beth Zupsic was 21 on
the 6th. Rachel Koscielniak also turned 2 1
on the 8th. Kristen Geyer will be 20 on
the 1 1th, Kim Kearns will be 23 on the
14th, Brooke Pubritz will be 20 on the
24th. We love you! Love, Your Theta
Phi Sisters.
OCF (Orthodox Christian Fellowship)
Will be having a presanctified Liturgy on
Thurs. April 9 at 6:30 pm in the Chapel in
room B- 15. Following the service at 8:00
pm Fr. William Wendling will be
speaking. All are welcome
To our Lunch Buddies, we love you guys,
Jen and Mary.
Frank, How's your new best friend? Jen
Congratulations "Schmeider" on becoming
KDR's sweetheart! We are so proud of
you! Love, your Phi Sig sisters
Congratulations to our new Executive
Board members. Noelle- President,
Susie- V.P., Kelly- Rush, Liz- Pledge
Educator, Stacy- Scholarship, Kristen-
Panhel, Allison- Treasurer, Joley-
Secretary, Kerri- Member at Large. We're
proud of you. Love, your D Phi E sisters
Happy 21st Birthday to Kelli and Allison.
What a night it's gonna be! See ya at the
5th. Love your D PhiE sisters
Anita, We'd like to thank you for all your
hard work and dedication throughout the
year. You did a great job! Love, your
sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha.
Tammie Snyder and Tracey Bertges-
Thank you both for all the time and effort
you put into the Greek Sing. We really
appreciate it! Love, your sisters of ZTA.
Theta Xi, Good luck in Greek Sing. Hope
the ice cream doesn't melt. Love ya, your
sweetheart, Gina
Little B, Congratulations on your election
to Theta Xi 's National Student Advisory
Council. Love your sweetheart, Gina
To our sweet heart Gina, We had a great
time! Couldn't ask for better. Hope to do
it again soon. Love the brothers of Theta
Xi.
To the Killer B's of spring 92. You made
it guys. Time to live it up and party.
Brothers of Theta Xi.
To the new Theta Xi SAC student rep
president Little B. You did a great job in
IUP. You made us all proud. Keep up the
good work. Brothers of Theta Xi.
Justin, Here's your message: Don't stand
me up this week!
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Sports Opinion
Clarion sports. . . something to be proud of
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
It's almost over; my college
career has almost come to an
end. Granted, I still have next
semester, but then that's it. I'm
done. I look back now and see
everything that has happened
over those four years, and I feel
lucky. With the exception of a
few professors and students,
Clarion University has
befriended me and I have
befriended it.
With fondness, I look back at
all of the friends that I have
made, students and faculty. All
the memories I have of this
school are ones that will not be
forgotten.
There is, however, a problem I
have with this university. You
might have guessed that since
this is in the sports section, my
gripe deals with athletics. It has
nothing to do with the athletes or
the coaches or the athletic
department. It deals with you,
the students and other faculty of
this university.
In the four years that I have
gone to this institution, I have
noticed that student and faculty
support for our athletic teams is
pitiful. Somehow, we find some
excuse for not going to Clarion
sporting events. "I really have to
study for this test I have next
week" or "I'm going home this
weekend" are very typical
answers that I hear when I ask
someone if they are going to a
game.
We all seem to feel that
because most of our athletic
teams are Division II, they won't
be as exciting as the Division I
athletics we watch every week
on the tube. To take a quote from
Beverly Hillbilly, Jed Clampett,
"That's hogwash!"
The only Division I program
we have right now is wrestling.
Coincidentally, that is the only
program that students go to
watch. I have no problem with
this. Clarion wrestling is very
exciting to watch. Watching
Bernie, Kurt, John, J.J., Scott,
Steve and the rest of the gang is
something that should not be
missed. I have never seen a more
exciting moment is my life than
when Angle pinned his opponent
in the Lock Haven match. It was
Angle's last regular season
match for CUP, so he thanked
the crowd by pinning his
opponent and then kissing the
crowd. . . something I will
remember for the rest of my life.
But Clarion is more than just
wrestling.
Clarion football, in past years,
has been a powerhouse in the
PSAC. Since I have been here,
though, the teams have had less
than .500 seasons, but that did
not make them any less exciting.
I have seen such great athletes as
Mike Carter, Ron Urbansky, Bo
Hamlett, Damon Avery and Art
Walker have tremendous careers
for Clarion. I have also seen
future PSAC stars like Damien
Henry, Frank Andrews, Tim
Brown, Tim Myers and Damon
Mazoff play fantastic football.
But have I seen the rest of
Clarion University support these
players on a weekly basis? I
think you know what the answer
is.
Clarion volleyball has been
dominant in the PSAC in the
past. After losing great players
like Carrie Walker, the women
deemed 1991 a rebuilding year.
But the home matches that I
went to proved to be just as
exciting as any volleyball match
I could watch on TV. But student
support for these athletes was
even more dismal than football.
Tennis is also something that
has been overlooked by most
CUP students. Head coach Terry
Acker has continued to keep
Clarion's tradition of top notch
tennis going. When Lori Berk,
Shara Wolkomir and Marianne
Martin were at the top of their
games, there was nothing more
exciting to watch on a fall
afternoon. But because of
laziness, we decided that
hanging around the tennis courts
to watch great tennis wasn't
worth the effort.
The Golden Eagle swimming
and diving teams have become a
dynasty. Since the 1970's, both
the men and the women's teams
have made the top spot in the
PSAC a Golden Eagle nest. If
you actually take the time to
look at all of the All-Americans
that are on the Tippin
Gymnasium wall, you will notice
that a majority of them are
swimmers or divers. Head coach
Bob Miller and his staff over the
years have recruited some of the
best talent in the nation, teaching
them to be better. And they have.
But somehow, this great coach
and his great teams have gone
virtually unnoticed by the rest of
Clarion University.
Basketball is arguably the most
exciting sport in the world. But
you wouldn't know it, going to a
CUP men's or women's
basketball game. Men's head
coach Ron Righter began
coaching at Clarion when I was a
freshman. And in the past four
years, he and his staff have
recruited some very exciting
players. He has had a winning
season for the past three years,
and this year could have brought
a PSAC title. Some unfortunate
circumstances prevented them
from doing so, but those
circumstances didn't affect the
team's attitude. They are one of
the most exciting teams in the
PSAC. I can explain that
statement with just two words. . .
Kwame Morton. Morton was the
PSAC "Rookie of the Year" in
1991, and he proved this year
that he was not afraid of the
"sophomore jinx." Morton
averaged nearly 20 points this
year and was named to the All-
East region team.
Women's head coach Gie
Parsons and her staff have made
the impossible possible. Coach
Parsons took a team that had
won only three games in 1988-
89 and turned them completely
around. Last year, the Clarion
women finished the season with
24 wins and a final eight
appearance in the NCAA
Division II playoffs. This year,
the Golden Eagle women
finished with 25 wins, a trip to
the playoffs again and broke
many NCAA and PSAC records.
But as I went to the men's and
A. J. Meeker would like to
dedicate this week's Sports
Opinion to Mr. Scott Shewell. If
you have a problem with A.J.,
talk to him, not everyone else.
women's games night after night,
I felt ashamed. I could not
believe that the crowds that went
to these games couldn't even fill
up one side of the gym. Where
were you when Jeannine Tyler
broke the Clarion women's all-
time scoring record or when
Kwame Morton scored his
1000th career point? Probably at
home watching re-runs of
"Who's the Boss?"
And now Spring is here. Rich
Herman and his boys of summer
are looking to be contenders in
the PSAC. Diana Schwartz and
her softball team are looking to
upset PSAC opponents. The golf
team has begun to make their
mark in the conference. And the
track team, under head coach
Ron Wiser, is rebuilding.
But where are you?
If I could ask only one thing
from the Clarion underclassmen,
it would be this: Please, don't
make the same mistake that my
classmates and I have made over
the past four years. Check out
Clarion athletics. Support the
home team. I know that not
everybody likes every sport. But
at least become a fan of the sport
or sports you do enjoy watching.
Trust me; you won't be sorry.
Before I go, I would like to
thank all of the Clarion coaches
who have made my job much
easier, particularly: Tim Karrs,
Dave Katis, Bob Carlson, Diana
Schwartz, Terry Acker, Dave
Bryant, Ron Righter, Al
Modrejewski, Graylin Gordon,
Mike Power, Bob Bubb, Jack
Davis, Rich Herman and Barry
McCauliff. I would also like to
thank trainer Jim Thornton,
athletic secretary Cathy 1 Ochs
and associate athletic director
Nancy Latimore. Without these
individuals, accurate reporting of
Clarion University sports would
not be possible.
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Volume 73, Issue 24 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania
April 30, 1992
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- National-
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. (AP) - "The Cosby Show"
desensitizes whites to the nation's racial inequalities
because it features an affluent black family, according to a
study funded by Bill Cosby himself.
The findings renewed debate over whether the 8-year-
old show, which will broadcast its final episode Thursday,
has set back race relations.
"If black people fail, then white people can look at the
successful black people on "The Cosby Show' and say
they only have themselves to blame," said Sut Jhally, a
communications professor at the University of
Massachusetts.
■^^^^^^
PHILADELPHIA (AP) - A Virginia man was mentally
ill but legally sane when he fatally shot an insurance
executive and injured two others on a crowded
downtown street last spring, a psychiatrist testified for
the prosecution.
Closing arguments are scheduled Monday in the trial of
Dr. Jean-Claude Hill, 30. He is charged with first-degree
murder and could face the death penalty if convicted of
shooting Cigna insurance executive Peter C. Foy III, 48,
of Tabernacle, N J.
- In This Issue -
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News
-Recycling program
Pg.8
-New sign in Gemmell Park
Pg.ll
Features
-Earth Day Jam
Pg.13
-President's Concert
Pg.16
Sports
-Baseball Team Splits
Pg.Bl
-CUP Hall of Fame Inductions
Pg.B7
Student senate approves
1992-1993 CSA budget
Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Clarion University student
senate recently approved the Clarion
Students' Association budget for the
1992-1993 school year.
The budget was passed by senate
at their Monday evening meeting.
Senate allocates funds to
cuts of organizational budgets. In
previous years this cut has ranged
from three percent up to six percent.
"This year's appropriation
committee, along with Clarion
Student Association Business
Manager Lee Krull, felt that across-
the-board cuts were unfair to
organizations that had prepared
extensive budget packets,"
Due to the resignation of their
president, their budget was not
presented to senate in time, and,
therefore, no funding was received
for the club.
The ski club will have the
opportunity to apply for a budget
through senate during the fall
semester.
Student organizations requested a
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The CSA budget was approved by student senate Monday evening during their regularly
scheduled meeting.
approximately 65 recognized
student organizations across
campus.
According to Johnnie Owens,
chair of the appropriations
committee, the budgeting process
went smoothly.
"For the most part, the process
went along well. There were a few
glitches here and there, but we were
able to work around them," said
Owens.
Unlike in previous years, there
was no straight across-the-board
saidOwens."
According to Owens,
appropriations committee members
put in approximately 40 hours of
work to get through the 60+ budgets
that were submitted.
Members of the committee
included: Chairperson Owens,
Crystal Knorr, Senate Vice-President
Ron Berry, Jason Nolan and Andrea
Cathcart.
One of the only problems that arose
concerned the budget for the
university ski club.
total of $915,486.00. The
appropriations committee pared off
$155,617.00, to come up with a
final budget of $759,869.00.
This figure is an increase of
$16,514. 00 over last year's CSA
budget.
"I feel that my committee was
fair and gave equal consideration
to all organizations throughout the
budgeting process, "said Owens.
(Editor's Note: The complete
CSA budget is listed on page 7A
of this week's Call)
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Photography Editor
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Ad Design
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HIDE PARK
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Fare
Thee Well
by Harry Hartman
EdUor^rOUef
It is time to close "Hide Park"
for another season; time to have
a stroll; time to do a few repairs;
time to pay some debts. The
following people contributed to
this academic year's Clarion
Call: E. Graybill; K. Mahoney;
D. Takach; S. Rossiter; F.
VanMeter; G. McCabe;
WCCB-640 AM; E. Neuland
and P. Lowe; S. VanMeter; C.
Lydon; R. Diaz y Diaz; K.
Palcie; R. Otterman; K.
Emerick; K. Hatfield; A.A.
Incontinentia; S. Cindrich; D.
Miller; K. Bush; J. Rickard; D.
Raulston.
Each year I have thanked our
writer/speakers, but this year it
has been especially heartfelt.
Last summer I thought our well
had gone dry. We had exhausted
our writers, and we had
exhausted our subjects. Now I
am convinced the supply is
inexhaustible. It is a particularly
painful process to try to beg,
badger or force an unwilling
writer to produce copy — and
quality copy at that. As self-
appointed Groundskeeper I
quickly tire of such an onorous
burden. The Park has served our
Campus Community well for
these seven years; there has
easily been more than 100
speakers; we shared; we
learned and we felt a great deal.
But, perhaps the time had come
to close the Park, fold our tents
and quietly slip away into that
good night
But, as the year progressed, my
supply of articles actually
increased. Handwritten copy
was delivered to the Call,
campus mail brought
manuscripts, a few phone calls
and more copy was forthcoming.
Most of this year's copy came
from students who felt a need to
speak to an issue. They wrote of
their own volition and
volunteered their product for our
"A Few Final Wishes"
Arthur Barlow
publication. They wrote not for
grade or money or self-
agrandizement (try to get those
photos).
I like writing when it is a pure
act.
And, lest anyone disparage the
quality or competency of the
Clarion student, take another
look at this year's range and
prose style and depth of
statement. There has been
honest emotion and reasoned
argument, and for their effort and
contribution I feel I know a little
more of who we are as a college
community.
So, lest I become maudlin -
Thank you.
There will be a Hide Park next
year and as long as
(cont. on pg.4)
Call it a bittersweet parting.
Call it my final chance to take
a couple of shots at a deserving
few.
Call it whatever you wish, but
what it is, is my final editorial as
Editor-in-Chief of the Call.
I choose to pose a few early
Christmas wishes to a deserving
few who, I believe need them.
To Governor Casey, I wish
you'd find a way to solve the
state's financial woes. After you
do this, please send some money
to Clarion and the other 13 state
system schools. Judging from the
way people are pinching pennies
around here, the money is
greatly needed.
To President Reinhard, I wish
you the gift of patience and the
ability to take small steps.
You've been the breath of fresh
air that this university was in
dire need of. Those few people
who are able to put the good of
the university ahead of their own
personal goals will eventually
realize this. With you at the
helm, the university is headed in
the right direction, hopefully
you'll be around long enough to
do some irreversible good. And
hopefully, those small a minute
factions at this university will
come to the realization what a
truly awesome job you have
done in a little over a year.
To the Council of Trustees for
the university, I wish a reminder
to you. You are supposed to
represent the university for the
good of the students. That's why
this university exists. I somehow
believe this theory has been
forgotten by a few of you. It
seems as if you've been using
your position as a way to
promote personal agendas.
I personally believe that the
Council should be comprised of
students. It's very easy to see
that the needs of a student can
only be served by another
student. Not by a bunch of
people out of touch with the
younger generation.
To Representative David
Wright, I wish you a lot of luck.
To Dr. Ken Mechling, I wish
you well.
To next year's editorial board
of the Call, I wish you luck,
good clean copy, good writers
and a very prosperous year from
the standpoint of the advertising
department .
Last but not least, I have a
wish for students at Clarion next
year. I wish you all extra money
for that tuition hike that's
coming. Anyone who believes,or
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The Parte Call • 4-30-92 ■ Page 3
Kix
cancellation
Dear Editor:
We, the undersigned, have just
heard the most delightful news
in years — the cancellation of one
of the most horrendous bands
known to man, Kix.
We were horrified when we
heard the news on that most
eventful day, that Kix was to be
this semester's musical
extravaganza. (You know, that
band might have been popular
and considered good quality
music about 80 years ago.) We
were just totally appalled that
this semester's band was to be a
band which has not been heard
of in decades. (ONE HIT
WONDER!!!)
We are offended that the
general populace here at this
great and wonderful institution
of higher learning does not have
the choice in this matter. This
decision was made by a select
few individuals, otherwise
known as the UAB Concert
Committee. PLEASE, we would
like a say in this matter of grave
importance. We are appreciative
though, of the UAB as a whole,
for bringing us a smatter of
musical variety in this "cultural
backwater." Talent such as Stein
and Walder, the famous Dizzy
Gillespie and a number of others
have played this past year. They
brought a bit of hope into our
bleak and sorrowful hearts. We
thank you.
Kix, on the other hand, can
hardly be considered good
quality music, even if this is
Clarion. We think that the
extremely low number of tickets
sold gives us a good indication
that Kix was a bad choice.
We, a number of students here
at Clarion, would like to see a
greater variety of musical talent
here in Clarion. We do not
FOUR STAR
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consider the previous musical
acts here at Clarion a variety.
Give us a break — Joan Jett and
Britney Fox, Eddie Money with
Warrant, Slaughter and C+C
Music Factory are not
considered a variety. One sees a
strong influence of the so-called
"metal music." Do not get us
wrong, we are not against that
particular musical scene; but
rather we are advocating a
greater variety of all music
types. We want a variety of
music: blues, R&B, alternative
and industrial, rap, death metal,
folk music of the Andes, Elvis
impersonators and the Village
People (the list goes on and on).
The only decent music we have
the opportunity to listen to
emerges from our CD's,
cassettes, vinyl, 8-tracks, our
mouths and kazoos, and
sometimes from the two
university-run radio stations.
In conclusion, all we ask is that
the general populace of the
University have a say in the
matter of incoming musical
talent We feel that since part of
our tuition is sent to the UAB
and a bit of it is allocated to the
Concert Committee, we should
have a voice in this matter. The
committee should try to provide
us with the musical
entertainment that we desire, and
not to the community because
they pay a higher price per
ticket. (They stand a better
chance to "make" more money if
more of the community buys the
tickets.) It is our money funding
the concerns), so please have the
decency to let us have a say.
Brian G. DelCasteUo
Anna Eberle
Jennifer Forringer
Colleen McDermitt
Mm
Stolen
Freedom
Dear Editor:
Our most precious freedom,
that of a free press, has been
stolen. An Evil Empire, beaten
into the dust by a brave and
patriotic people in Eastern
Europe and the old USSR, is
flourishing here in America.
The leftist/ elitist, trash America
at any time for any reason,
radical movement, has taken
over our news media. Our
"messenger" is a wolf in sheep'sv, ssss
clothing.
These radicals have built a new
Iron Curtain between truth and
the American people, a new
Berlin Wall between news and
reality. Their most recent
schemes include cheerleading
negative economic news and an
unrelenting, virulent and
treasonous attack on the
presidency. Every time one of
their devious, dull Wittenberg
and intellectually dishonest
hacks (Rather, Gumbel, Sesno et
al) have twisted, omitted, used
innuendo or lied for their own
purposes, they have put another
nail into the coffin of freedom.
A freedom earned for 200 years
with the blood and lives of
thousands of patriotic
Americans.
"Pravda niet Pravda y Izvestia
niet Izvestia" was a favorite
slogan of the world diplomatic
corps in Moscow in the old
USSR. Pravda is the Russian
word fix truth and also the name
of the communist party
newspaper. Izvestia is the
Russian word for news and also
the name of the state newspaper.
The slogan, therefore, was "THE
TRUTH IS NOT THE TRUTH
AND THE NEWS IS NOT THE
NEWS." That is no longer true
in the old USSR, but very sadly,
is now true here. This is not the
country I grew up in.
Make no mistake about it, an
insidious, relentless and
powerful evil has enveloped our
country like a black cloud. A
contrived conspiracy, uniquely
designed to capture your every
thought and control your
political actions, is constantly at
work.
The citizens of today face the
challenge of having an America
of the Manchurian Candidate or
that of Patrick Henry.
John B. Thosteson
Wellness Fair
Accolades
Dear Editor,
Allow me to take a moment to
congratulate the University and
the Wellness Committee on
another fine job with this year's
Wellness Fair, a splendid event.
Allow me also to say that all
may not be well with the
Wellness Fair. Consider the
Fair's emphasis on "a sense of
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False fire alarms cause student discomfort
and aggravation in Nair Residence Hall
by Kelley Mahoney
News Writer
There has been reasons for
aggravation and annoyance in
Nair Hall this semester. Since
before Easter Break various
cases have been reported where
the fire alarms from the first
floor north wing have been
falsely pulled, causing residents
to leave their beds early in the
morning for fire drills.
"The person who is doing
this," said housing director Barry
Morris, "has no regard for their
fellow students."
In the beginning of the
semester, according to reports,
Nair Hall did well when it came
to false alarms. It is required
that once a month a regular fire
drill be held in each hall. In
September, Nair Hall had only
reported having two false alarms.
"There have been reports of 13
since March 8," said Morris.
"Just this past week, since
public safety has been patrolling
the halls, only one has been
"The person who is
doing this has no
regard for their fellow
students," said Mr.
Barry Morris, housing
director
Reader Responses
(Cont.frompg.3)
wellness or the state of being
that can be achieved through the
balance and integration of
diverse aspects of one's life."
One aspect, the spiritual, was
sorely misrepresented. Aside
from a very small spot on a table
for United Campus Ministries,
there was no representation from
any other Jewish or Christian
group. Why?
Some of the largest student
groups on campus are the
Christian groups. These students
expend a large amount of energy
to bring the spiritual area into the
balance of our academic
community. The organizers of
the Fair ignored them. Although
they invited many businesses
from the community, not a single
church or synagogue was there,
either. I polled several pastors
and did not find any who were
invited. Why is this significant
group excluded, also? They
certainly represent what the
wellness model calls balance.
That is unless wellness means
measuring up to some
unarticulated agenda.
One should consider the
significance of the Christian
groups on campus. While the
University is spending thousands
of dollars to combat drug and
alcohol abuse, these groups
make a strong commitment to
either abstinence or very prudent
use of alcohol. The University
expends hundreds of person-
hours providing counseling to
students, likewise these groups
provide hours of competent
counseling at no charge to the
institution or the students. These
groups contribute significantly to
the life of Clarion University.
Several Christian students have
been at the forefront speaking
out on environmental and social
issues. As individuals, they
come from a wide variety of
backgrounds and cultures. They
are learning skills for leadership.
Many participate in athletics and
intramurals. They stress
academic and intellectual
excellence. They are critical to
our University. At times, they
display more balance and well-
being than many other parts of
the University. Yet, they are
passed over. What about the
churches who provide a link with
family, home and tradition for
many students? They open up
their lives to those who cannot
go home for holidays and breaks.
They make so much available to
the University. They, too, are
disregarded.
The Wellness Fair is a fine
event. However, the committee
could enhance it by extending
equity and diversity to" an
important part of our spiritual
heritage and to these groups who
contribute significantly to our
University. To students who
claim to be Christian or who
endorse a Judeo-Christian
perspective, I encourage you. In
the words Moses spoke to his
young counterpart Joshua, "Be
strong and courageous." Keep
up the great work!
Unfortunately, in these days of
diversity, equity, and academic
freedom, you are too often
ignored and oppressed. Be
strong and persevere, it's worth
it!
Rev. Jay Flagg, Advisor of
Koinonia Christian Fellowship
Hide Park
(Cont.frompg.2)
writers continue to share their
material.
On a final note I wish to
congratulate the Call's Editor-in-
Chief Harry Hartman on his
graduation both from Clarion
and to the American Publishing
Company. After working with
Harry for two years in his
capacity as Editor-in-Chief of the
Clarion Call, I am convinced he
is the most vilified student on
this campus. His 'afterthoughts'
have raised the ire of readers
near and far, last season it was
Millersville, and this year
Harrisburg answered the call.
The man has been deluged with
a virtual plethora of complaints,
insults and threats. But he has
endured; he has managed the
newspaper well, and he had the
courage to raise unpopular ,
issues. Perhaps when we got
beyond the character
assassination we realized we
were dealing with some of the
issues of the day.
Good luck Harry— you will
need it.
-A. Barlow is the adviser to the
Clarion Call and an Associate
Professor of Communication
reported." Although public
safety officers have been
patrolling, the students involved
have still managed to pull the
alarms.
One person who was found
guilty in Wilkinson Hall this past
year was suspended from school.
"The penalty can range from a
fine to suspension," said Morris,
"there can be a legal charge and
also a hearing." When one is
suspended, there is a loss of
credits.
"We need students to come
forward and let us know if they
have seen anyone or know of
anyone pulling these alarms,"
Morris said.
There are plans to improve
Nair Hall's fire alarm system,
but as of now, no information is
available as to what changes may
be made.
Attention Faculty, staff
and students:
Please return all library
material by May 1, 1992 to
avoid replacement costs.
Afterthoughts
(Cont.frompg.2)
that there will be no tuition hike
at the state schools for the next
term is a fool. Tuition is going
up, probably $250. But if our
state propaganda leaders are
smart, they'll reason that the
tuition hike wasn't as much as
the last one back in July of 1991.
That hike was $350. So I
suppose it's getting better.
I wonder how this reasoning
works with those who don't have
the extra $250.
To wrap this up, I will say that
my two-year experience as
Editor-in-Chief has been a
learning one, and a very
rewarding one.
I was able to make many
friends and many business
contacts.
I will also say that I made my
fair share of mistakes.
Nonetheless, if I had it to do all
over again, I wouldn't change a
thing.
A final note of thanks goes out
to Mr. Barlow, the faculty
member behind the Call. Thank
you for the advice, the
counseling and for handling
those many complaints about
what I had said or written. Your
assistance did not go unnoticed. I
have the feeling that our pathes
will intertwine again sometime.
Since there is no next week, I
will close with a meaningful and
heartfelt. . .Farewell.
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Sexual Harassment Survey Near Completion
The Presidential Commission
on Sexual Harassment would
like to thank all undergraduate
students who participated in the
sexual harassment survey within
the past month. The survey is to
determine the nature and extent
of sexual harassment at Clarion
University. If you have not yet
completed the survey we ask
your careful attention in filling
out and returning the form. The
anonymous results of the survey
will help Clarion University deal
more effectively with this
serious problem.
The experiences and
perceptions of Clarion
University students are of utmost
importance to the Commission.
You should be aware that some
of the questions are highly
personal and may be
uncomfortable to answer.
However, the information
obtained through this survey will
be kept strictly confidential and
only reported in aggregate form.
The survey results will be shared
with the campus community in a
forum presentation and through
other appropriate means in Fall
1992.
As stated above, the entire
undergraduate student body of
Clarion University is being
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enclosed survey to designated
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possible. On-campus students
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completed surveys to a dropoff
point in their residence halls.
Off-campus students on Clarion
Campus and Venango Campus
are asked to return completed
surveys simply by folding them
in thirds on the dotted lines so
that the University address is
showing; close the surveys with
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In order to encourage the highest
possible rate of return a box will
also be located in the lobby of
Carlson Library on Clarion
Campus and in Frame
Administrative Office on the
Venango Campus.
If you have any questions
about the survey, please call Dr.
Robert Girvan at 226-2276 or
Dr. Mark Haggerty at 226-2626.
If you have any questions about
sexual harrassment please
contact Ralph Watkins, Social
Equity Office, 226-2109 or any
member of the panel of advisors.
The full copy of the policy is
available in your 1991-92
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booklet form from the Office of
Social Equity.
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Concord Resources
Group Selects New
President and CEO
Concord Resources Group, Inc.
(CRG) announced the appointment
of John T. Corcia to the position
of president and ehief executive
officer, where he will oversee the
company's hazardous waste
management facilities and
development plans.
Corcia joins CRG from
Environmental Systems Company
(ENSCO) of Little Rock, Ark.,
where he served as executive vice
president and chief operating
officer.
Established in 1989, CRG is a
hazardous waste management
company formed through a joint
venture between Philadelphia-
based Consolidated Rail
Corporation (Conrail) and OHM
Corporation of Findlay, Ohio.
Conrail operates the largest rail
transportation network throughout
the northeastern and midwestem
regions of the United States; OHM
designs and implements
environmental remediation
services, and the company offers
experience in environmental
regulatory matters.
"Concord is fortunate to have
attracted a professional with a
proven record of accomplishment
in the waste management
industry," said CRG Director
Charles Marshall. "John Corcia
brings superior operations,
regulatory and development
experience to Concord, as well as
an entrepreneurial spirit that will
maximize the company's potential
for continued growth."
At ENSCO, Corcia was
responsible for the management
and operation of all of the
company's business units,
including three rotary kiln
incinerators in El Dorado, Ark..
Under his leadership, ENSCO's
sales grew to more than $150
million annually. The company
provides services to industries,
utilities and government entities
throughout the United States.
He joined the company in 1987.
From 1984 to 1987, Corcia
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Hall-Buck Marine Services in
Burnside, La., where he
established a regulatory
management function to focus
on environmental and safety
issues.
Prior to joining Hall-Buck,
Corcia held a variety of
management and engineering
positions with Kaiser Aluminum
and Chemical Co. and Coming
Glass Works.
Corcia received bachelor's and
master's of science degrees in
Ceramic Engineering from the
Georgia Institute of Technology,
and completed the Harvard
Business School Executive
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his wife, Dianne, have three
children, ages 16,11 and 9.
He succeeds Swep Davis, who
resigned from the company in
December 1991. Corcia will
assume his duties on May 1,
1992.
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Section A
'Meet the Candidates Night' Held
Alan Vaughn
Assistant News Editor
Candidates for the state
legislature were on campus
Thursday evening to take part in
"meet the candidates night"
sponsored by student senate and
the Clarion County League of
Women Voters. Candidates
answered three prepared
questions posed by Clarion
League of Women's Voters
president, Susan Mitchell.
Running for state
representative in the 63rd district
are Fred McIlhattan(R), Dr.
Robert Barrickman(R) and Ralph
Seigworth(D). Campaigning for
state senate in the 21st district
are Rich Barchy(R) and
incumbent Tim ShaefTer(R).
A question was posed asking
what the candidates would do, if
elected, to maintain higher
education while still making it
affordable.
Candidate Barrickman claims
that, "tuition for college can be
cut by 1/4" by using the college
level examination program. He
also feels that more money
should be channeled to students
instead of being used for non-
student activities.
Fred Mcllhattan says he will,
"sound the clarion call" in
Harrisburg to, "provide access to
education for people in rural
Pennsylvania." He also wants to
cut funding for state-related
institutions and relay those funds
to state-preferred institutions.
State-related colleges are those
not entirely owned by the state,
such as Penn State and the
University of Pittsburgh. State-
preferred institutions are the 14
members of the state system of
higher education, such as
Clarion, Slippery Rock and
Edinboro Universities.
Democrat Ralph Seigworth
would like to promote the sale of
zero coupon bonds, but also
adds, "We have to look who
we're going to help." He added
that a first year medical school
graduate working in a private,
rural practice averages a higher
income than a teacher at the top
end of the pay scale at Clarion-
Limestone elementary school.
Rich Barchy espouses the view
that university courses should be
altered in order to try to
convince students to stay in
Pennsylvania. He said that in
biology courses, for example,
studying animals such as coral
should be de-emphasized
because Pennsylvania is not a
natural environment for coral.
He also added that, "there's no
way you can expect a college to
grow and continue to cut [its]
money.
"It's time for everyone to
share in the pain," says senator
Shaeffer, citing that the salary
for administration and
professional staff at SSHE
universities has risen between
4% and 6% a year, higher than
many other jobs. He believes
that this should be cut in order to
save money, but added that he
has voted for every increase in
SSHE funds.
Incumbent representative
David Wright(D), declined to
appear in the debate. Wright's
campaign manager, Paul A.
Weaver, said in a letter, "It
makes no sense to engage in a
debate with Republican
candidates who are not nominees
of their party." Wright is seeking
the democratic nomination. On
hand, however, was Ralph
Seigworth, also seeking the
democratic nomination. The
letter also said that, "candidates
should be permitted the freedom
to run their own campaigns
without their schedules being
dictated by those who have no
stake in the process."
An informal reception was
held following the debate in the
vending area of Harvey Hall.
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1992-1993 Clarion Students'
Association Budget
Chartered Organizations
1990-1991 Allocation 1991-1992 Allocation
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19Q2-1993 Appropriation
Anthropology Club
1,726.00
44)80.00
2,136.00
Soc. Human Rec. Mgt.
80100 1,077.00
1,596.00
1,050.00
Visual Arts Association
1,605.00
3,374.00
1,920.00
American Chemical Society
931.00 U71 .no
2,387.00
1,013.00
Accounting Club
1,053.00 1,548.00
24)27.00
1,256.00
Amnesty International
2^62.00
1,100.00
Athletics
271,054.00 286,935.00
39% of total budget
296.148.40
Assoc. Computing Mach.
531.00 2,429.00
3,102.00
1,350.00
Bios Club
1,744.00 2,148.00
2,536.00
1,033.00
Soc. for Adv. Mgt.
1,459.00 1,501.00
3,723.00
1,305.00
African- Amer. Student Union
12,312.00 6,500.00
11,910.00
8,203.00
BACCHUS
M70.00 2,444.00
3,056.00
14)04.00
STAR
9,110.00
5,039.00
Community Orchestra
170.00 284.00
1,200.00
722.00
Choir & Madrigals
5,852.00 10,104.00
13,511.00
10,140.00
CIA
3,193.00 4,462.00
12,524.00
7,131.00
Clarion Call
8,000*** 8,000.00***
8,000.00***
8,000***
ARETE
832.00 1,285.00
Council Except. Children
569.00
600.00
401.00
Contingency
4,014.00 14,775.00
8,000.00
Univ. Activities Board
84,545.00 100,000.00
100,000.00
100,000.00
University Theatre
15,892.00 *** 14,920.00 ***
26,708.00***
17,024.00
IABC
1,136.00 685.00
5,571.00
1,031.00
Debate
3,986.00 7,309.00
17,000.00
6,760.00
DPMA
930.00 872.00
1,008.00
501.00
French Club
724.00 643.00
785.00
672.00
English Club
241.00
General Administration
110,000.00 113,570.00
121,600.00
117,000.00
DARE
510.00 540.00
600.00
500.00
CUP Dance Team
43.00 1,750.00
German Club
337.00 200.00
Financial Mgt. Assoc.
3,703.00 5001.00
11,054.00
5,052.00
Lab Jazz Band
2,^88.00 2,498.00
4,630.00
2,100.00
Lift Every Voice Choir
3,800.00
14)50.00
LMISS
2,556.00 93ioo
2,261.00
1,046.00
IHC
1,051.00 5,940.00
10,115.00
4,025.00
Intramurals
2,486.00 4,310.00
5,087.00
3,500.00
NAACP
4,000.00
200.00
PA. Science Teachers
2,457.00
1,103.00
MENC
1,057.00 982.00
2,375.00
1,021.00
Music Marketing
1*296.00 2,143.00
5,467.00
2,145.00
Marching/Symph. Band
42,530.00 28,293.00
39,660.00
28,046.00
NSSHLA
1,788.00 898.00
1,336.00
537.00
PSEA
1,399.00
1,787.00
850.00
Percussion Ensemble
574.00 772.00
1,040.00
276.00
PUSH
100.00
2,210.00
1,030.00
Individual Speaking
5,920.00 8,060.00
16,877.00
5,400.00
IFC/Panhel
2,367.00 5,123.00
10,918.00
6,237.00
Health Careers Club
547.00 i^OO
2,025.00
1,735.00
Public Relations
5,780.00 6,781.00
8,300.00
6,700.00
Psychology Club
1,491.00 2,550.00
7,744.00
4,110.00
Russian Club
626.00 769.00
1,373.00
812.00
Sequelle
35,800.00*** 38,662.00
49,376.00***
41,000.00***
RACS
2,121.00 3,025.00
8,281.00
5,308.00
Spanish Club
509.00
847.00
472.00
Soc. of Physics Students
3,016.00 1,998.00
6,306.00
2,227.00
Pre-Law Club
1,052.00 978.00
1,116.00
787.00
ROTARACT
233.00 641.00
959.00
534.00
Ski Club
1,683.00 2,845.00
Political Econ. Club
646.00
511.00
Student Publications
8,050.00 6,023.00
6,400.00
5,900.00
Terra Club
871.00 1,470.00
3,322.00
1,026.00
Sociology Club
1,068.00 1,245.00
3,053.00
914.00
Student Senate
10,881.00 11,159.00
18,757.00
13,075.00
Student Directories
5,690.00
5,600.00
5,400.00
SAVE
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2,261.00
11.60
WCCB
4,136.00
4^47,00
24)89.00
Auto Fund (Self Support)
2,500.00
500.00
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Recycling program strives to accomplish goals
Section A
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The Clarion Call - 4-30-92- Page 9
by Bryan Delaney
News Writer
Shortly before the Clarion area
mandatory recycling program
started in 1991, Clarion
University adopted a recycling
program with the BFI Recycling
System of Brockway.
Previously, the university had
been recycling aluminum cans,
glass and office paper. With the
addition of BM, the university
has added bi-metal cans,
corrugated cardboard and
plastics to its list of recyclable
materials.
Plastic bins have been placed
inside buildings for the
materials, which have increased
the work load of campus staff.
In November, there were three
students hired to collect
materials because it was getting
to be too much for custodians to
leave their building to help
collect materials.
Since June of last year, student
Stephanie Mariani has been
involved in the program.
Mariani, along with Carl Larson,
university plant services
manager, initiated the program.
Mariani has been working with
other students collecting
materials along with keeping
track of the collected amounts
and the weight sups.
From July to December 1991,
with all materials included,
Students Support Recycling Laws
"Recycling of newspapers, glass and cans should
be required by law in all communities."
15%
g Agree Strongly
Agree Somewhat
Neithe r Ag r ee no- Disogree
LJ Disogree So^ewnot
Disag'ee Strongly
3%
38%
Wildlife Peciem'icn survey of 500 undergraduotes
National Student News Service
191,360 pounds have been
recycled. Most of this was office
paper which made up 126,680
pounds.
"We make a cycle of the
campus every three days," said
Mariani. "Grounds crew
members go around the day after
and take materials to the
recycling dumpsters where BFI
then picks it up.
Even though it is labor
intensive, Mariani said, "It is
good to complete the circle."
The university has been
purchasing more recycled paper
and other recycled goods.
The cafeteria has been a major
contributor because it has a
truckload of different kinds of
recyclable materials everyday.
"You don't realize how much is
generated on campus until you
either start picking up or
carrying it or see the dumpsters
full," said Mariani.
There has been the question of
how much money the university
is making from recycling. The
answer is that the university isn't
making money from the
program.
The small amount that is
received goes toward paying the
student wages which cost more
than the amount of money
brought in.
"We are trying to work for 50
percent recycled material," said
Mariani.
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CUP is trying to increase the amount of waste recycled.
Right now, 40 percent of generated waste is recycled.
"Currently there is 40 percent be accomplished within a year
of recycled material from waste
generated. We would like to get
containers in each classroom for
aluminum cans and glass. And
individual containers for
dormitory rooms so students can
recycle and transfer it to a
central location on each floor
would be good too."
It is hoped that these goals will
but a lot depends on having
enough money available to do
so.
"We're very happy with the
first six months' accom-
plishments," Mariani stated,
"Everyone has been cooperative.
...and we would like to keep
operating as well and better than
we already have."
Students and staff discuss minority awareness at luncheon
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
A minority awareness
luncheon was held at President
Reinhard's house on April 15 so
that members of different
campus organizations could
discuss cultural diversity.
Approximately 40 people from
organizations that have the most
reach to the university
community were invited to
attend the luncheon.
The luncheon was set up by
Lance Titus, chair of the social
equities committee for student
senate. Titus' idea for such an
event, originated after Ramon
Dourada, director of minority
affairs, approached him and
asked what student senate had
done for minority awareness.
Titus went back through senate
records and found that many
projects had been broached but
few had been carried through.
"We wanted minorities to
realize we are trying to make an
effort for them to be
recognized," said Titus. "We
also wanted to get input from
majority organizations on how to
get participation from the student
body on minority events and
issues."
Titus feels that a lot of students
do not recognize minority
activities, the organization
S.T.A.R (Students Together
Against Rape), racism, black
history month and many others.
In order to get an opinion on
how some of these issues affect
Clarion, those at the luncheon
were asked to get into groups in
order to fill out a questionaire.
The groups then discussed their
answers with each other. One of
the questions dealt with
prejudice and several minority
students shared their opinions on
the subject. Some felt they have
equal opportunity. Others felt
there is no longer a language
problem.
Another question asked if
Clarion's climate was one of
understanding concerning the
diversity among the students and
staff. Several people felt that
Clarion isn't preparing people to
interact due to a lack of
motivation. Others felt limiting
norms and values needed to be
challenged.
Several participants felt that
Clarion needed to make a greater
effort in educating students
about other cultures. A problem
discussed was how to get past
the barrier of minority functions
and make people realize that
these functions were not just for
minorities but for everyone. It
was expressed that attendance at
cultural events was low and that
this might be rectified if more
effective marketing measures
were taken. Another measure
discussed was to have
organizations cosponsor cultural
programs.
Future plans to pull the entire
community into a better
understanding of cultural
diversity may include guest
speakers, multicultural retreats
and programs at the new
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Students and staff met to discuss minority awareness at
President Reinhard's residence on April 15.
Clarion students study abroad
by Debbie Huffman
News Writer
The International Student
Exchange Program (ISEP) at
Clarion University is sending
three students to Germany,
Columbia and Mexico to study
for a year.
The students are Jennifer
Johnson, Brandee Payne and
Megan Stecklair. Johnson, who
is a junior at Clarion, will be
studying Spanish and
International Business in
Mexico. Payne is a sophomore
who will be studying Spanish
and Marketing in Columbia.
Stecklair is also a sophomore
and will be studying German in
Germany.
Each year the University helps
direct students who want to be in
the exchange program. The
organization has 200 member
institutions in the United States
and 35 other countries also
conduct these exchanges.
Through ISEP, a member college
or university can send and
receive an equal amount of
students. The program requires
that if a school receives three
students it must also send three
students.
Each student pays a regular
tuition fee like they would at
their home school. If the student
is accepted for a student loan, he
or she may use it at their host
institution,
The students register as a
regular student, take the same
courses, have the same
assignments, and participate in
the same activities as the local
students of that school.
To be qualified for ISEP
exchange, a person must be an
enrolled student with good
academic standing at a U.S.
ISEP member institution. Also,
the person must be in school for
one academic year. Finally, the
person must possess at least a
2.75 grade point average.
The exchange includes some
benefits. Each student will
receive an academic year of
study and research. There will
be student services including
health and sports facilities, and
meal benefits. An orientation
can be conducted for the
international exchange student.
Room and board can be
conducted for the entire stay,
including vacations.
Even if a student can't speak a
foreign language, ISEP offers
places to go where the English
language is spoken. This is not a
program only for students who
study another language, but for
those who are interested in
experiencing different cultures.
The process to take part in
ISEP takes one year. A student
must first apply at their home
institution and be accepted and
nominated. ISEP will review the
acceptance and nomination, then
propose a placement to a host
institution. If the host institution
confirms the placement, ISEP
will send the person an offer and
full information about, the
school.
The students who will be
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Through the ISEP program, three Clarion students will be
studying abroad during the next academic year.
leaving this fall are all majoring
in a foreign language. The
students' reasoning for wanting
to be exchange students is, "to
learn more about the culture r '
and, " to gain proficiency in the
language."
The students feel that Clarion
University has prepared them in
their individual studies of
language with knowledge of
history and the speaking of the
language fluently.
Each plan to use their
experience for future career
goals. They feel that it would be
good for references, graduate
school and international
business.
Johnson will be attending
Istuto Techologico y de
Estudioris Superiores de
Monterrey in Mexico. Payne
will be attending Insituto
Columbiano de Estudios
Superiores de Incolda in
Columbia. Stecklair will be
attending Katholische
Universital Eichstatt in
Germany.
Johnson said, "My objective is
to become totally fluent within
the language."
Each student hopes to gain
more knowledge about the
culture, and to better understand
the language.
Dr. Lepke is helping the
students through the ISEP
program.
Jump-a-thon results released
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
The first ever "Jump-A-Thon
For Red Cross," held on March
26 at Tippin Gymnasium raised a
total of $3,000 for the Clarion
County Chapter of the American
Red Cross.
Eighteen teams competed in
the event, which was sponsored
by The Clarion County
American Red Cross and Clarion
University.
The event was won by "The
Jolly Jumpers," a team
comprised of Clarion University
students.
The team's combined total
amounted to 4,376 jumps in a
time span of five minutes.
The Clarion University staff
team, "Puddle Jumpers for a
Better America" finished second,
with 4,209 jumps.
The Student Senate team came
in at third with 3,312.
The Faculty Senate team raised
the most in pledges, with a
combined team total of $884.27.
The Kiwanis team was second
with $353.92 nine total pledges.
The Alpha Phi Omega, Omega
Mu chapter team finished third
with $236.43 in pledges.
Beverly Baschnagel raised the
most in individual pledges with
43 pledges for a $512.22.
Clarion University student
Stephanie Dimoff completed the
most jumps in five minutes,
making 879 jumps.
The combined total of jumps
completed by all of the teams
amounted to 49,381 jumps
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Section A
SAM attends national conference
by Patrick T. Schmader
News Writer
The Clarion University chapter
of The Society for the
Advancement of Management
(SAM) recently returned from
Charlottesville, Virginia where it
competed against schools from
across the United States in the
annual National Case
Competition.
Seven students attended the
competition and four of these
students formed a team to
compete in the competition.
Students competed against
other national schools in a study
and introduction of a
comprehensive business case.
"This is the first time we have
been able to compete on that
level," said faculty co- advisor
for the organization, Kevin Roth.
He added, "Although we did
not finish in the top three, the
students represented the
university and the SAM chapter
in a highly professional manner.
It was an extremely beneficial
experience for those students
attending."
The students also attended the
National Conference. The
conference covered diversity
issues in business such as
promoting a more diverse work
force.
Students also associated with
other students and management
professional from across the
United States.
The Clarion University
Chapter of SAM has been in
existence for three years and has
approximately 35 members. Joy
Kennedy founded the
organization and is co-advisor
together with Roth.
According to Roth, even
though most of the student
members are business majors,
the organization is a diverse
group consisting of students of
all majors.
The organization's members
also consist of business
professionals from across the
nation.
"Regardless of the business
function you are in, this
organization can benefit you,"
said Roth.
Other activities participants in
the organization attend are
seminars by managerial
professionals, workshops and
fund raisers.
The Clarion University chapter
is part of the Pittsburgh Senior
Chapter, which is a group of
professional managers.
Thank You CUP
For Making Our First Year
A Tremendous Success!
As A Way Of Saying Thank You
We Are Offering...
CUP Appreciation Days
Friday May 1 thru Saturday May 9
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All Posters, Greeting Cards, Bows,
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Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the weeks of April 6 through April 26.
On April 8 at 1 1: 1 5 p.m., someone pulled a fire alarm on the first
floor of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was activated in the laundry room of Nair Hall at 1 : 15
a.m. on April 9. An investigation is pending.
At 2:45 a.m. on April 9, a fire alarm was activated the laundry room
of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
Someone pulled a fire alarm on the second floor, south side of Nair
Hall on April 10 at 12:55 a.m. An investigation is pending.
On April 10 at 2:40 a.m., a fire alarm was activated on the fourth floor
of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was pulled on the second floor of Nair Hall at 5:30 a.m.
on April 10. An investigation is pending.
A student was cited for minors possession on April 10 at 9:10 a.m.
The same student was issued a citation for the same violation a few
days prior. The student's parents were notified.
A speaker cable was reported missing from Marwick-Boyd theater at
6:45 p.m. on April 10. An investigation is pending.
A weather jacket was stolen from the coaches' locker room at the
football stadium at about 2:20 p.m. on April 1 1 . The jacket has the
words "Clarion University" on the left heart area. The room was not
locked during football practice.
On April 12, a fire alarm was activated on the third floor of Campbell
Hall at 1:20 a.m. An investigation is pending.
At 2:40 a.m. on April 12, a fire alarm was pulled on the second floor
of Campbell Hall. An investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was pulled at 8: 15 p.m. on April 13 on the third floor of
Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
On April 14 at 12:45 a.m., a fire alarm was set off in Nair Hall near
the laundry room. An investigation is pending.
An unknown person ignited a smoke bomb in the elevator in Nair Hall
at about 1 1:45 p.m. on April 14. Nair Hall residents were evacuated.
An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
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The first issue of
the Clarion Call will
be released
September 10, 1992
New signs to be installed on campus
by Sherry White
News Writer
The new Clarion University
institutional sign has been
installed in Gemmell Park. This
sign and 34 more are part of a
campus wide program funded
through a grant from the Clarion
University Foundation.
The signs include directional
signs, selected building signs,
campus map signs and the sign
in Gemmell Park. The program
placed emphasis on directional
signs, helping both vehicular and
pedestrian traffic throughout the
campus. Installation of the signs
will take place by the end of
May. The signs are also part of a
visual identity program which
was implemented at Clarion
University by the advancement
division. These signs will
feature the Clarion University
of blue and gold along with an
ivory background.
The committee for this project
was formed in October to
address the campus signage. A
$45,000 grant was approved by
the Clarion University
Foundation in 1988. The
committee consists of Ron
Wilshire, director of university
relations; Mary Bragg, director
of publications; Clare Heidler,
director of facilities
management; and Nancy Lewis,
graphic artist
The signs are designed for
directional purposes and to
identify buildings that are not
adequately marked.
Three of the signs installed
feature a large rendition of the
campus map and are to be
located near the entrance of
Carlson Library, Gemmell
Student Center, and Public
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
wordmark and the school colors Safety
As part of a new program, a new sign was recently Installed In Gemmell Park.
CUP evaluated for reaccreditation
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
The Steering Committee at
Clarion has recently received all
of its evaluations from the
subcommities and is now ready
to proceed with the next step in
the reacreditation process.
The 12 subcommities have
submitted 12 reports, evaluating
various aspects of the university.
The Steering Committee must
now review the reports, make
recommendations and resubmit
them to the committees for
changes. Final reports will be
resubmitted to the Steering
Committee and then compiled
into one report.
"During the summer," said Dr.
William Sharpc, chair of the
Steering Committee, "Ron
Shumaker, of the English
Deprtment, will be taking those
individual reports and merging
them into the first draft of the
institutional self-study."
Compiling all the reports will
be the major summer project and
The Steering Committee will
meet when necessary.
"In the fall," said Sharpe, "we
will be meeting with the
subcommittees and discussing
the aspects of the draft that affect
them."
Public hearings will then be
held concerning the draft.
Sharpe hopes the entire campus
community will attend the
hearings so they can input their
own ideas about the final
document. A draft of the report
will be available prior to the
meetings so that the community
will understand what is going on.
"They [the campus
community] can meet with us
and offer some suggestions and
concerns; maybe find some
things that have been omitted,"
said Sharpe. "We will have that
process continuing during the
fall until we finally produce a
final draft which will probably
be in the latter part of the fall
semester."
The open meetings will be
announced during the fall
semester and will probably be
held at the end of October or the
beginning of November.
The final product is projected
to be finished around the end of
next semester. The document
will be printed and sent to the
Middle States Evaluation Team
around the middle of next
February.
According to Sharpe, "The
team wiil be visiting campus
from April 18 to April 21, 1993.
They will come and, having read
our self-study, they will
interview people on campus and
take a look at how well Clarion
is accomplishing their goals and
missions."
A reccomendauon will then be
made by the team to the middle
states commission on higher
education and that organization
will let the university know
where it stands as far as
reacredidation.
State owned universities go
through the reacreditation
process every ten years.
"It's our regular reaffirmation
of the reacreditation period,"
said Sharpe.
To All Clarion University Graduating i.
Students and Their Friends
State System fiscal forum held
rnmwmm
Catholic Campus Ministry
invites you to a
BACCALUAREATE MASS
SUNDAY MAY 3, 1992
11:30 a.m.
Immaculate Conception Church
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
■ 4
"A time of blessing before finals and toreweUJ'
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J .
"Faculty members at
Pennsylvania's 14 state owned
universities are ready in the
weeks ahead to participate in an
honest and constructive
assessment of proposed
reductions in state support ," said
Carol Myers. Myers is
Association of Pennsylvania
State College and University
Faculties (APSCUF) vice
president and acting president
Myers spoke at the state
system's first ever fiscal forum
on March 12.
According to Myers, there is
no excess monies in the
operating budgets for the State
System universities, and that
large cuts can only come from
essentials.
She went on to say, "It is one
thing to proclaim the need to live
within a political budget; it is
quite another to cut so deeply
into the lifeblood of these
universities that the ability of
Pennsylvania's young people to
compete in the job market is
badly damaged now and on into
the 21st century."
She cites that Pennsylvania is
not a leader in state support for
public higher education.
In the 1990-91 academic year,
Pennsylvania ranked 43rd among
the fifty states in allocating tax
revenues for public higher
education.
Only the states of Vermont,
Delaware and New Hampshire
covered a smaller percentage of
public higher education through
tax dollars than from tuition.
The portion of the budgets of
the 14 state owned universities
covered by the state rather than
tuition fell from 68 percent in
1978 to 55 percent in 1990.
Myers closed her speech by
saying, "[APSCUF members]
will not shy from our obligation
to tell Pennsylvanians honestly
what proposed budgets and
program cuts really mean to the
right of their children to a good
college education."
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Section A
Section A
The Clarion Call - 4-30-92- Page 11
SAM attends national conference
by Patrick T. Schmader
News Writer
The Clarion University chapter
of The Society for the
Advancement of Management
(SAM) recently returned from
Charlottesville, Virginia where it
competed against schools from
across the United States in the
annual National Case
Competition.
Seven students attended the
competition and four of these
students formed a team to
compete in the competition.
Students competed against
other national schools in a study
and introduction of a
comprehensive business case.
"This is the first time we have
been able to compete on that
level," said faculty co- advisor
for the organization, Kevin Roth.
He added, "Although we did
not finish in the top three, the
students represented the
university and the SAM chapter
in a highly professional manner.
It was an extremely beneficial
experience for those students
attending."
The students also attended the
National Conference. The
conference covered diversity
issues in business such as
promoting a more diverse work
force.
Students also associated with
other students and management
professional from across the
United States.
The Clarion University
Chapter of SAM has been in
existence for three years and has
approximately 35 members. Joy
Kennedy founded the
organization and is co-advisor
together with Roth.
According to Roth, even
though most of the student
members are business majors,
the organization is a diverse
group consisting of students of
all majors.
The organization's members
also consist of business
professionals from across the
nation.
"Regardless of the business
function you are in, this
organization can benefit you,"
said Roth.
Other activities participants in
the organization attend are
seminars by managerial
professionals, workshops and
fund raisers.
The Clarion University chapter
is part of the Pittsburgh Senior
Chapter, which is a group of
professional managers.
Thank You CUP
For Making Our First Year
A Tremendous Success!
As A Way Of Saying Thank You
We Are Offering...
CUP Appreciation Days
Friday May 1 thru Saturday May 9
All Sweat Shirts, Sweat Pants
ACiO/ OFF
Flannel Trousers and Flannel Boxers "W /O
All T-Shirts, and Children's Clothing
All Posters, Greeting Cards, Bows,
Ribbons and Giftwrap
All Gifts, Novelties and Stuffed Toys
25% 0FF
50% 0FF
40% 0FF
Bring your I.D. and Shop till you Drop!
BOOKSMITH TRADING
624 Main St., Clarion, PA
J±MSI
Mon.-Fri. 9:00 AM - 7:00 PM
Sat. 9:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Public Safety
Blotter
The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted
by Public Safety for the weeks of April 6 through April 26.
On April 8 at 1 1: 1 5 p.m., someone pulled a fire alarm on the first
floor of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was activated in the laundry room of Nair Hall at 1: 15
a.m. on April 9. An investigation is pending.
At 2:45 a.m. on April 9, a fire alarm was activated the laundry room
of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
Someone pulled a fire alarm on the second floor, south side of Nair
Hall on April 10 at 12:55 a.m. An investigation is pending.
On April 10 at 2:40 a.m., a fire alarm was activated on the fourth floor
of Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was pulled on the second floor of Nair Hall at 5:30 a.m.
on April 10. An investigation is pending.
A student was cited for minors possession on April 10 at 9:10 a.m.
The same student was issued a citation for the same violation a few
days prior. The student's parents were notified.
A speaker cable was reported missing from Marwick-Boyd theater at
6:45 p.m. on April 10. An investigation is pending.
A weather jacket was stolen from the coaches' locker room at the
football stadium at about 2:20 p.m. on April 11 . The jacket has the
words "Clarion University" on the left heart area. The room was not
locked during football practice.
On April 12, a fire alarm was activated on the third floor of Campbell
Hall at 1:20 a.m. An investigation is pending.
At 2:40 a.m. on April 12, a fire alarm was pulled on the second floor
of Campbell Hall. An investigation is pending.
A fire alarm was pulled at 8: 1 5 p.m. on April 13 on the third floor of
Nair Hall. An investigation is pending.
On April 14 at 12:45 a.m., a fire alarm was set off in Nair Hall near
the laundry room. An investigation is pending.
An unknown person ignited a smoke bomb in the elevator in Nair Hall
at about 1 1:45 p.m. on April 14. Nair Hall residents were evacuated.
An investigation is pending.
If anyone has any information concerning these and other
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111.
*
The first issue of
the Clarion Call will
be released
September 10, 1992
*
New signs to be installed on campus
by Sherry White
News Writer
The new Clarion University
institutional sign has been
installed in Gemmell Park. This
sign and 34 more are part of a
campus wide program funded
through a grant from the Clarion
University Foundation.
The signs include directional
signs, selected building signs,
campus map signs and the sign
in Gemmell Park. The program
placed emphasis on directional
signs, helping both vehicular and
pedestrian traffic throughout the
campus. Installation of the signs
will take place by the end of
May. The signs are also part of a
visual identity program which
was implemented at Clarion
University by the advancement
division. These signs will
feature the Clarion University
wordmark and the school colors Safety.
of blue and gold along with an
ivory background.
The committee for this project
was formed in October to
address the campus signage. A
$45,000 grant was approved by
the Clarion University
Foundation in 1988. The
committee consists of Ron
Wilshire, director of university
relations; Mary Bragg, director
of publications; Clare Heidler,
director of facilities
management; and Nancy Lewis,
graphic artist.
The signs are designed for
directional purposes and to
identify buildings that are not
adequately marked.
Three of the signs installed
feature a large rendition of the
campus map and are to be
located near the entrance of
Carlson Library, Gemmell
Student Center, and Public
As
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
part of a new program, a new sign was recently installed in Gemmell Park.
CUP evaluated for reaccreditation
by Michelle Sporer
News Editor
The Steering Committee at
Clarion has recently received all
of its evaluations from the
subcommities and is now ready
to proceed with the next step in
the reacreditation process.
The 12 subcommities have
submitted 12 reports, evaluating
various aspects of the university.
The Steering Committee must
now review the reports, make
recommendations and resubmit
them to the committees for
changes. Final reports will be
resubmitted to the Steering
Committee and then compiled
into one report.
"During the summer," said Dr.
William Sharpe, chair of the
Steering Committee, "Ron
Shumaker, of the English
Deprtment, will be taking those
individual reports and merging
them into the first draft of the
institutional self-study."
Compiling all the reports will
be the major summer project and
The Steering Committee will
meet when necessary.
"In the fall," said Sharpe, "we
will be meeting with the
subcommittees and discussing
the aspects of the draft that affect
them."
Public hearings will then be
held concerning the draft.
Sharpe hopes the entire campus
community will attend the
hearings so they can input their
own ideas about the final
document. A draft of the report
will be available prior to the
meetings so that the community
will understand what is going on.
"They [the campus
communityl can meet with us
and offer some suggestions and
concerns; maybe find some
things that have been omitted,"
said Sharpe. "We will have that
process continuing during the
fall until we finally produce a
final draft which will probably
be in the latter part of the fall
semester."
The open meetings will be
announced during the fall
semester and will probably be
held at the end of October or the
beginning of November.
The final product is projected
to be finished around the end of
next semester. The document
will be printed and sent to the
Middle States Evaluation Team
around the middle of next
February.
According to Sharpe, "The
team will be visiting campus
from April 18 to April 21, 1993.
They will come and, having read
our self-study, they will
interview people on campus and
take a look at how well Clarion
is accomplishing their goals and
missions."
A reccomendation will then be
made by the team to the middle
states commission on higher
education and that organization
will let the university know
where it stands as far as
reacredidation.
State owned universities go
through the reacreditation
process every ten years.
"It's our regular reaffirmation
of the reacreditation period,"
said Sharpe.
To All Clarion University Graduating *
Students and Their Friends
State System fiscal forum held
Catholic Campus Ministry
invites you to a
BACCALUAREATE MASS
SUNDAY MAY 3, 1992
11:30 a.m.
Immaculate Conception Church
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Im&mm^^^^
"A time of blessing before finals and farewell...
'ft t'v* . . *
"Faculty members at
Pennsylvania's 14 state owned
universities are ready in the
weeks ahead to participate in an
honest and constructive
assessment of proposed
reductions in state support ," said
Carol Myers. Myers is
Association of Pennsylvania
State College and University
Faculties (APSCUF) vice
president and acting president.
Myers spoke at the state
system's first ever fiscal forum
on March 12.
According to Myers, there is
no excess monies in the
operating budgets for the State
System universities, and that
large cuts can only come from
essentials.
She went on to say, "It is one
thing to proclaim the need to live
within a political budget; it is
quite another to cut so deeply
into the lifeblood of these
universities that the ability of
Pennsylvania's young people to
compete in the job market is
badly damaged now and on into
the 21st century."
She cites that Pennsylvania is
not a leader in state support for
public higher education.
In the 1990-91 academic year,
Pennsylvania ranked 43rd among
the fifty states in allocating tax
revenues for public higher
education.
Only the states of Vermont,
Delaware and New Hampshire
covered a smaller percentage of
public higher education through
tax dollars than from tuition.
The portion of the budgets of
the 14 state owned universities
covered by the state rather than
tuition fell from 68 percent in
1978 to 55 percent in 1990.
Myers closed her speech by
saying, "[APSCUF members]
will not shy from our obligation
to tell Pennsylvanians honestly
what proposed budgets and
program cuts really mean to the
right of their children to a good
college education."
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Work place injuries called 'national disgrace 1
Compiled from the AP service
by Shannon Skomra
National
News
Official inspections of work
places may take almost a
century
You may have to wait up to 84
years before a federal safety
official inspects the place where
you work. That finding is in a
new report by the AFL/CIO. It
calls the 10,000 work place
deaths and six million injuries
recorded in the United States
each year a "national disgrace."
The Labor Organization is
urging an overhaul of the
occupational Safety and Health
Act.
General Motors
reports profit
After a year and a half of
losing money, General Motors is
reporting a profit. The nation's
number one auto maker says it
turned a $179 million profit
during the first quarter of the
year.
State
Astronauts to visit
elementary school
Students at the Schnecksville
Elementary School are looking
forward to some visitors from
outer space on Friday.
NASA astronauts, James F.
Buchle and Colonel Mark N.
Brown will meet with the
students and tour their "Space
Shuttle Bus."
Their shuttle is a renovated
school bus equipped to resemble
a scaled down space shuttle,
complete with a computer
system.
The converted bus is part of a
curriculum developed in
conjunction with LeHigh
University to teach students
about the mathematics and
sciences related to the Space
Program.
The Schnecksville students had
a chance to talk to the astronauts
on a mission two years ago by
HAM radio.
PART-TIME
HS GRADS
WE'LL HELP
PAY OFF YOUR
STUDENT LOAN
TO $20,000.
$lf you have the aptitude to train in
certain skills, the Army Reserve
will help repay your qualified
student loan up to $20,000. Usually, you'll
serve only one weekend a month plus two
weeks' Annual Training.
CALL:
Clarion
226-6043
KAUYOUCAHM.
ARMY RESERVE
Former Representative Hayes
faces more charges
A young woman says she
accepted money from former
state representative David Hayes
in exchange for sex.
Twenty-one year old Tammy
Cox testified Monday that she
was 18 years old when Hayes
paid her $40 or $50 for sex at his
Erie county home.
She also says she became
addicted to drugs he gave her.
The 50-year old Hayes is on
trial in Erie. He is accused of
moving minors across state lines
for sex and prostitution,
marijuana possession and
conspiracy.
He left the State Legislature in
1980.
International
Muslim rebel leaders take
control of Afghanistan
Muslim rebel leaders officially
took control of Afghanistan on
Tuesday. Minutes after a
triumphant entry into the capital
city of Kabul, fierce fighting
broke out The city was shaken
by rocket and machine gun fire
as rebel guerrilla troops
continued battling for power. At
a special ceremony, members of
the former government pledged
allegiance to the new leader,
Sibghatullah Mojaddidi.
Mojaddidi warned radical
guerrilla forces that if they
persist in their fighting his
government will take action.
Campus
Yeltsin refuses to take
orders from IMF
Boris Yeltsin says he won't
take orders from the
International Monetary Fund
(IMF). Russia and 12 other
former Soviet republics gave
membership to the IMF and the
world bank on Monday. This
opens the door to billions of
dollars in western aid.
••Times" publishes
Russian edition
The New York Times is now
publishing a Russian language
bi-weekly edition in the
Commonwealth of Independent
States. The paper features 16-24
pages of news, features and
opinion. It sells for five rubles.
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HEws
by Alan Vaughn
News Writer
Edinboro election invalidated
Spectator
The Student Government
Association of Edinboro
University may invalidate its
election for president and vice
president held April 15 after
current president, vice president,
election director and
administrative personnel advisor
determined that election rules
were broken. The Edinboro
SGA may invalidate the election
and hold a new election, let the
election stand, or disqualify the
candidates guilty of the
infractions. Elections director
Bryan Lewin confirmed that at
least one candidate was
involved.
UPJ conserves water
Advocate
The University of Pittsburgh-
Johnstown campus is conserving
water in accordance with state
restrictions. The campus has
installed low-flow shower heads
and air heads on the faucets.
Students on campus are being
urged by UPJ physical plant
manager Harry Probert to aid in
the conservation by only
washing laundry when there is a
full load and showering
economically. The UPJ may
remove laundry facilities from
the residence halls and install a
central coin-operated laundry.
Return to Bio-regions
The Penn
In order to fix the ills of
society, it is necessary to return
to "Bio-regions," said noted
author and eco-feminist Judith
Plant in a speech at IUP. A bio-
region is a small area that does
not have an economy based on
harvesting environmental
resources only for profit. She
said the trend of abusing natural
resources began when Europeans
first started settling in North
America about 500 years ago.
She also added that the
American constitution is based
on the Iroquois Indian form of
democracy and that today the
constitution is hypocritical.
In addition, she said, "This
society has put men- that is, non-
women- at the top of
everything." Society, she says,
needs to be more diverse in its
thinking and have a feminist
analysis.
Edinboro documentary
wins award
Spectator
An Edinboro radio docu-
mentary was recently honored
with an award from the National
Broadcast Society, Alpha
Epsilon Rho. The program,
"Paper Chase '91" was selected
as the best student produced
radio news magazine.
Edinboro student charged
» Spectator
Edinboro University police
have charged an Edinboro
University student with campus
thefts. Scott Emberg was
charged with two felony counts
of burglary and four counts of
theft after campus police arrested
him stealing cash from a campus
building. According to campus
police, Emberg was also
responsible for thefts of
electronic equipment from
classrooms, thefts from lockers,
and thefts of power tools from
the maintenance department
Emberg is a former student
police officer, and was
responsible for locking doors on
campus buildings after hours.
Police believe Emberg used his
keys to enter buildings where the
crimes were committed.
Approximately $4,000 in stolen
property has been returned.
Kutztown University
celebrates anniversary
Keystone
Kutztown University cele-
brated its 125th anniversary on
April 25th with a day long
celebration. The Community
Day featured free birthday cake,
children's theater performances
and a re-creation of a civil war
camp.
Earth Day Jam: rock with cause
Area bands participate in concert to create environmental awareness
by Dan Parrish
Features Writer
Like the "Sound Action"
conceit that linked over a dozen
groups from around the world
for an Earth Day Celebration,
Clarion did the same thing, but
on a smaller scale.
For two days, Saturday, April
25th and Sunday, the 26th,
Tippin Gymnasium was taken
over by WCCB, the campus
A.M. station. "Earth Day Jam"
was the name of the free concert
which brought together bands
and speakers from Clarion,
Pittsburgh, Venango and Grove
City. This is the second year that
WCCB has put on a show for
Student senate handled all the
concessions and gave away a
free Earth Day T-shirt with the
purchase of a hot dog and a pop.
Saturday started off with the
Clarion-bred group, TODG
Mahal. This was an industrial
rap group with live cutting
mixing beats. The group got the
spelling of TODG from the first
letter of each members' first
name.
During the first intermission
between bands, Dr. Martha
Ritter addressed the issue of
destroying the environment,
giving both advantages and
disadvantages to the solutions.
Dr. Ritter is a professor at
Clarion's Venango Campus.
John Rickard/Clarion Call
The band, Black Santa, performed Saturday. This three
man team played their own blend of bluesToff the wall."
After Dr. Ritter, it was time for
What Band? No that's not a
Earth Day.
Also on hand was S.A.V.E.,
Student Against Violating the
Environment. They had a table
set up with free information on
environmental awareness.
"Hot Trax," the rock video
show on TV5, also had a table
set up with free give-aways.
They had tapes, compact discs
and posters for the taking.
About the only thing you had to
pay for the whole day was food.
question, that was their name.
According to one of the band
members, Jacy, his father Mr.
Larry Mundok came up with the
name. This group played all
original rock-n-roll tunes.
During the second
intermission, an all acoustic
group called Three played. The
intermission ended on an
interesting note, with band
member Jason Sekeres proposing
to his girlfriend, Denise McCoy,
on the stage.
Following that must have been
pretty hard, but Riff Raff did the
job. A thrash alternative band,
Riff Raff's music was loud and
fast, perfect for all the slam
dancers in the crowd.
During the third intermission,
student senate representative,
Gara Smith spoke to the crowd
on the budget and how important
it is to write your legislature and
let them know how you feel.
She said if enough letters are
sent maybe we can prevent a
tuition increase next year.
The next band to play was
Black Santa. Their music could
be classified as blues, mixed
with a little weirdness. One of
the members was a master of the
kazoo. They played a song
called "The Clarion Blues" and
then a "Weird Al" Yankovik
song.
Closing out the day was
perhaps the most interesting
band. The Robot Chicken
Farmers took the stage and
played their own style of music
that they call disco farm music.
They said it really got the farm
animals going. During one of
their songs titled "Squid" they
actually threw squid into the
audience.
Sunday's show started off with
a group called Freudian Slip.
The group travelled from Grove
City to participate in the Earth
Day Jam. They were more of a
classic rock group, playing songs
by the Police and Pink Floyd.
Following Freudian Slip was
another out of town band called
Unkool Jink. This band was
John Rickard/Clarion Call
The Robot Chicken Farmers in action, closed out the first
day of the Earth Day Jam, with their "disco farm music."
from Pittsburgh and they played
thrash alternative music with a
distorted sound.
The third band of the day went
by the name of Final Approach.
This band was from Clarion.
They played rock-n-roll and
classic rock. They were also the
only band to have a father/son
combination.
Final Approach was followed
by the sounds of Pete Grubbs.
He played a mix of folk, blues
and rock. After Grubbs came the
only jazz band in the two day
show. Fundamental Disregard
was the name of this three man
band.
Bunjie Jambo, another group
from Pittsburgh , took the stage
after Fundamental Disregard.
The concert went from one
extreme to another, from jazz to
thrash alternative. This group
was wild, they blew a
microphone, and then refused to
quit playing, so it could be fixed.
Closing out the day and the
show was the well established
group, Ask a Stranger. They
were the only band with their
own roadies. They played
mostly rock, alot of which was
their own songs, and some tracks
from Guns N Roses, Nirvana,
and Pearl Jam. They brought the
show to close in style.
Ed Ambrass, the man who
organized this year,s Earth Day
Jam, was happy about a job well
done. He would also like to
thank all the people involved in
HEALTHFUL HINTS: It has been said that laughter is an "instant vacation." Fun is not only
pleasurable, it's good for us; laughter and fun are the most wonderful tonics in the world. The more
pressures and problems a person faces, the greater the need for humor to keep things in perspective.
Humor is an excellent antidote for tension and anger. Instead of dwelling on the point of irritation,
share a joke or two with someone or share a funny incident from a similar situation. After a few
good laughs, the feelings of resentment diminish. Having fun and laughing comes naturally to
children; it does not have to be taught. But somewhere along the way many adults lose the knack of
applying humor to their lives. This is regrettable, since laughing or creating laughter, is as important
as any medicine on any drug shelf. And it costs absolutely nothing.
KEELING STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES
HOURS: SUNDAY THROUGH SATURDAY
7 A.M.-U P.M.
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Concert Choir hits the high notes
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by Karen Wright
Features Writer
"The hills are alive with the
'Sound of Music'." Yes,
Clarion's rolling hills have been
bursting with music this
semester, thanks to the Clarion
University Concert Choir. They
just completed two events that
have demanded a lot of time and
energy from each member: the
annual choir tour and the spring
concert.
The tour took place March 26-
27, and included both the concert
choir and the show choir. They
traveled north and visited high
schools from the Youngsville,
Warren and Titusville areas. All
of the schools enjoyed the music
performed at the assemblies.
The programs provide a dual
purpose. Not only do the high
school students get to hear
beautiful music, but they also get
to see college students in action.
The tour is a great way to attract
people to come to Clarion
University, especially those
interested in music. The
members can tell by the looks on
the faces of the students that
their efforts are appreciated. To
many of the members of the
choir, knowing that what they
are doing makes a difference is
reason alone to get up at 5:30 in
the morning to get back "on the
road again."
Another annual event for the
University Concert Choir is the
Spring Concert, which took
place on Tuesday night at the
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. It
was an extremely difficult
program, but the ensemble was
really focused and sang the
songs with passion.
Mr. Milutin Lazich, director of
the Concert Choir, was very
pleased with the outcome of the
performance. "I thought that
they did an excellent job and
really brought out the emotion in
each phrase. They were really
on tonight."
The first half of the concert
featured sacred works from such
composers as Brahms and
1992 ethics contest
winner announced
Senior Jon Blaine is the 1992
winner of the Clarion Ethics
Essay Contest which is in
conjunction with the National
Elie Weisel Foundation for
Humanity Prize in Ethics Essay
Contest
In his essay, Blaine, a
graduating senior in computer
science, examines the ethical
implications of this new
technology. According to
Blaine, this new technology ". .
.looks capable of fueling current
ethical debates, igniting moral
issues once thought smothered
and possibly generating new
issues."
Blaine examines its
implications for such fields as
medicine, the military and
education, carefully exploring
the moral problems that may
arise from the many ways virtual
reality technology might be used.
The 1993 Clarion contest will
carry an award of $100, with an
additional prize of $100 in case
of a tie. Winning essays will be
entered in the National Elie
Weisel Foundation for Humanity
contest, which carries awards of
$5,000, $3,000 and $2,000
respectively, plus three
Honorable Mentions.
The competition is open to
students from any field who will
graduate in 1993, either in May
or December. Rules for the 1993
contest may be picked up in the
APPS office, 224 Founders. For
further information please
contact Dr. Jean Rumsey, contest
chair.
•courtesy of Jean Rumsey
Congratulations to Phi Sigma
Sigma' s neivCy initiated sisters!
Stephanie Bellucci Stacey Rerko
Amy Donahue Mary Stanczak _^A: L *
Beth Eaton
Dana Ed
Jeanna Hodges
Desiree Wassam
Stephanie A. Wright
We are so proud of uou!
Schubert. Many of the pieces
were complex in their phrasing,
tempo and vocal range. One of
the highlights of the first half
was a small ensemble comprised
of 16 people who performed four
folk songs from Brahms. The
group worked together and gave
a memorable performance.
The second half began with
two spirituals. It then finished
with three works dedicated to the
composing duo, Rodgers and
Hammerstein. They did
medleys from "The King and I,"
"South Pacific" and 'The Sound
of Music."
Believe me, the hills did come
alive when they performed the
uplifting "Climb Every
Mountain." At the director's cut-
off, the audience rewarded the
group with an instant standing
ovation, which are sometimes
hard to come by. The concert
was a success.
With activities such as the
choir tour and the Spring
Concert, the Clarion University
Concert Choir has proved that
they are an important part of our
school. They not only go out in
recruitment of new students, but
also give pleasure to those who
already attend school here.
CAMPUS EVENTS
Information Provided By Student Activities
Compiled By Edward J Ambrass
Thurs April 30
Show Choir Concert
(Little Theater)
8:15pm
Sun May 3
Alumni Senior Send-off
Luncheon noon
Planetarium show 3pm
Wed May 6
* Book Buy Back
(Book Center)
9am - 5pm
Fri May 1
'Classes End
* Planetarium Show 7pm
* Baseball at Westminster
College
Mon May 4
* Book Buy Back
(Book Center)
9am - 5pm
Thur May 7
* Book Buy Back
(Book Center)
9am - 5pm
* Track at PSAC
(Millersville)
Sat May 2
' Music Dept. presents
"Elementary All star
Sing About"
(Auditorium)
9am - 9pm
* Koinonia Annunal Banquet
6:30pm
' Baseball vs California 1pm
* C.AB.'s (Harvey ) 9pm
* UAB Canoe Float
Tues May 5
* Book Buy Back
(Book Center)
9am - 5pm
Fri May 8
* Book Buy Back
(Book Center)
9am - 2pm
* Track at PSAC
'SEMESTER ENDS
10pm
For more information concerning campus events,
226-2505
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Maccaferri to publish article
Dr. James Maccaferri, assistant
professor of library science,
recently completed an article
which is due to be published this
spring. The article entitled
"Managing Authority Control in
a Retrospective Conversion
Project" will be placed in the
spring edition of "Cataloging &
Classification Quarterly."
Maccaferri joined Clarion last
spring with an extensive
background and interest in the
field of library science. Before
coming to Clarion, he assisted
the Library of Congress in
developing guidelines for
cataloging Ottoman-Turkish
personal names.
These guidelines were
published in "Cataloging Service
Bulletin" in the fall of 1989.
Since then, the Library of
Congress has asked for
Maccaferri's opinion on the
desirability of cataloging
Ottoman-Turkish materials in the
Arabic script.
In addition to writing articles
and teaching, Maccaferri is
No Solace
Where am I to ever find
Another quite like you-
To care and walk, share and talk,
And do the things we do.
Reflections become memory's seeds,
longing for what will never be;
Words cannot convey the "needs,"
Or what von mean tn n»*
The perfect friend with always TIME,
To give and exoress concern;
To go apart will be a crime,
I hope you'll soon discern.
Arnold's touchstone, Marvell's ideal,
These are what you are;
You'll always remain inside of me,
Though be our distance far.
I may not be a "challenge,"
Or the embodiment of "man,"
But I will forever love you,
In a way no other can.
--m.m.
"We're Moving"
Coke's Creative Cutters
is moving to the former Sears building
333 Main St. Clarion
Open Mon.-Fri. 9-9
226-5401
1
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Dr. James Maccaferri,
library science department
currently serving on the
committee on cataloging Asian
and African materials for the
Association for Library
Collections & Technical Services
of the American Library
Association. This nine member
committee is the principal
professional organ for finding
solutions to problems in
cataloging Asian and African
materials.
Maccaferri earned his master's
degree in library science from
the University of California, Los
Angeles, with a specialization in
cataloging. He also earned his
Ph.D. from UCLA in history
with a concentration on the
Middle East since 1500.
He has spent time in Turkey
working on his doctoral
dissertation and reads in modern
Turkish, Ottoman Turkish,
German and French. He teaches
cataloging and classification,
technical services, the history of
books and printing and other
graduate level courses.
-courtesy of Public Affairs
Band basks in Cancun sun
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
When the Clarion Symphonic
band goes on a field trip they
really go all out. Over Easter
break members of the
Symphonic band and some
members of the Marching band
had the opportunity to visit the
tropical hot spot of Cancun.
Director Dr. Stanley Michalski
set up the trip which went from
April 11 through April 19. The
trip was not all play, however.
While band members got their
taste of the sand, surf and sites,
Michalski arranged for the
Symphonic band to play a few
mini-concerts while they were
there.
The band performed in two
different hotels, one being their
own. They also played in a mall.
In their off-hours students
could go snorkeling, take a tour
of one of the mine ruins or spend
time at the beach. Band member
Lisa McCartney says her favorite
part of the trip was "getting to
climb the mine pyramid with 91
steps."
Student Erin Moschgat said her
most memorable part of the trip
was "probably the cruise" that
the group took over to an island.
The cruise included a buffet
dinner and exotic shows.
While band members did
spend time exercising their
talent, it appears that it was a
relaxing paradise for all who
went. Says student Carrie
Lengauer of the trip, "It was a
week of sun and interesting
sights and fun."
Senior luncheon planned
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
The Student Alumni
Ambassador's Spirit and the
Alumni Association are
sponsoring and hosting a special
free Senior Luncheon on Sunday,
May 3, at Chandler Dining Hall.
Activities will begin at 12:30
p.m. and seniors should arrive by
12:15 p.m.
Ms. Jennifer Irwin, president
of Student Alumni Ambassadors
Spirit will give greetings,
followed by remarks from
President Reinhard. Rev. Jay
Flagg will offer the invocation.
The buffet luncheon will
include: quiche, creamed
chipped beef over biscuits, silver
dollar blueberry and banana
pancakes, honey glazed chilled
grapefruit, petite sausage patties,
hash browns, donut holes and
banana bread, fresh fruit and
assorted fruit juices.
Following the luncheon,
special music will be provided
by Ms. Deanna Dale and Ms.
Robin Adamson. Ms. Monica
Douglas, Member of the Board
of Governors, will address the
audience with a speech entitled,
"Today Students, Tomorrow
Alumni." Mr. William Speidel,
director of development will
address the seniors with "Your
Role As Alumni". Former
C.U.P. alumni, Mr. Ron Scanlon,
a partner in Hinds, Lind, Miller
& Co. will be the featured
speaker. He will speak about
success after graduation.
This year there will be
recognition given to an
outstanding senior. Ms. Patricia
Zehner, vice-president of
recruitment, SAAS, will present
a $100 gift to the winner.
For further details call the
Alumni House at 226-2637.
Swing, pop, jazz music to fill air tonight
Upbeat music will fill the air
tonight The Clarion University
Show Choir will present a spring
concert of swing, pop and jazz
music tonight at"8:15 p.m. in the
Marwick Boyd Little Theatre.
The 18 member Show Choir,
under the direction of Milutin
Lazich, associate professor of
music, recently returned from a
three day tour of northwestern
Pennsylvania where they
performed at seven high schools.
The program includes such
pieces as: "Fascinating Rhythm"
and "Gershwin In Love" from
"Gershwin Portrait" by George
Gershwin and "Chattanooga
Choo Choo" by Harry Warren,
among others.
A variety of solos will also be
featured in the concert. Valerie
Schill will present "Think of
Me" from "Phantom of the
Opera" and Jay Parsons will do a
rendition of "Kiss the Girl," by
Alan Menken from 'The Little
Mermaid." Other solo show
tunes will also be sung tonight.
The choreography for the
performance was prepared by
Marilouise Michel, assistant
professor of speech
communication and theatre and
student Kelly Meyers.
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Section A
Section A
ihe Lighter Side
Graduation: Moving on
by Lisa Taylor
Features Editor
Well, it's finally here.
Graduation time. Next to
making it out of the class
registration line under 6 hours
and avoiding the cafeteria food,
it could be the most dreamed
about moment in a senior's life.
And just like winning an
exorbitant amount of money
from Ed McMahon, I really
never believed it could happen
to me. But this is it. I'm finally
one of the masses, moving on.
The scary thing is what seniors
are moving on to. Parents and
friends always threatened and
taunted me with the concept of
"the real world." And now the
job market looks as friendly as a
pit bull who sharpens his teeth
on young graduates' resumes.
It's definitely looking like a trip
to the dentist Yippee. Maybe I
should just stick around to get
my master's degree.
Okay, okay so it is a
frightening prospect to move on
into the land of the big "R."
(You know, that old nagging
"responsibility" thing your
parents take every opportunity to
mention to you). But before I go
I would like to create a Hallmark
moment by reminiscing about
some of the things I will always
remember Clarion for.
I can prepare myself for
practically any weather condition
now. Heavy rain, snow, threat of
tornados. . .no problem! Just
hand me that umbrella and I'm
ready to brave the cruel outdoor
world of Western Pennsylvania.
Clarion was also the place
where I developed the ability to
do 12 things at once. I can now
talk on the phone, study for a test
and watch a television network
miniseries all while having a
stress attack about everything
else I still have to do.
When I came here four years
ago I was just a scared 18 year
old who had never used a calling
card to keep in touch with people
who are usually so close. Four
years later I am a scared 22 year
old with close family ties and a
phone bill that could rival some
of our government debts.
I have met some of my best
friends I probably will ever have
at this university. And after the
long haul of those four years,
some of them are even still
talking to me.
Well, as much as I've liked
college, it's time to move on. To
the underclassmen who will
remain at Clarion, work hard and
order that occasional late night
pizza to help keep you going.
As for me, I'm off to
graduation. After that, who
knows? Maybe I'll find a real
job. Or maybe I'll just go to
Disney World. . .
Michalski honored at concert
by David Vioral
Features Writer
The Clarion University
Symphonic Band's annual
President's Concert is usually
supposed to honor simply the
current president of Clarion
University.
This past Sunday's concert,
however, had a twofold
obligation. Not only was
President Dr. Diane Reinhard
honored, but retiring conductor
Dr. Stanley Michalski was paid
tribute as well.
Michalski, who began
conducting Clarion bands in
1961, was really the focus of the
afternoon's concert. He received
an award for service for his
"many years of hard work and
dedication" from Kappa Kappa
Psi and Tau Beta Sigma, the two
band fraternities. Plus, he
received an award from the band
alumni.
"He has been a tremendous
asset to the university," Dr.
Reinhard told the audience of
more than 500 people. "His
shoes will be very difficult to
fill."
Michalski received two
standing ovations during the
afternoon concert, but seemed to
want to down play all the
attention. He did, however,
acknowledge the crowd.
"I would like to express my
thanks to all of you," he said,
"for your support over the years
and today."
The concert was also to be the
last for all the seniors in the
band. Jeff Cooke, Jay Elias,
Michael Maysilles and Michael
Schreck all received plaques for
concert soloists for the year.
Also, Jerry McCuller received
the outstanding senior award, as
voted on by the band members.
The afternoon was highlighted
by two other moments.
Michalski invited all the children
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stage. Michalski's grandson,
who couldn't have been older
than two and could barely make
it up the steps to the stage,
helped Michalski conduct the
band. Of course, it could have
been the other way around.
The other moment came at the
end of the program. All of the
band alumni were invited up on
stage to sing "Carry on for
Clarion." The child was again
guest conductor.
The program concluded with
Michalski saying "Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen. This has
been a special treat."
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The Clarion Call - 4-30-92 - Page 17
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
Now, is that art garbage or is
that garbage art? You will
definitely find the latter in
Catherine Joslyn's art class. One
of the assignments in Joslyn's
class was to do an Earth Day
piece. Each piece was to be
created from materials which
would usually be thrown away.
Various pieces of artwork were
submitted ranging from a vest
constructed from bottle caps to
multimedia collages. Senior CIS
major, Jonathan Blaine,
constructed a piece entitled
"Wishing Well". "Originally,
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ASA celebrates
25th anniversary
by Stacy Motherwell
Contributing Writer
A 25th anniversary is a
landmark event associated with
silver and celebrations. When an
organization reaches this
milestone it has generally
established itself in society. The
Gamma Omicron chapter of
Alpha Sigma Alpha will be
celebrating their 25th
anniversary on Clarion's campus
May 6.
The Gamma Omicron chapter
began as a group of women
known locally as Beta Chi
Upsilon. They maintained
residence in a suite in Nair Hall.
These women felt that
developing close friendships
while maintaining their own
individuality was an important
part of college life. This is why
on May 6, 1967 Beta Chi
Upsilon became affiliated with
the national sorority, Alpha
Sigma Alpha. The ideals
adopted by the founding sisters
are those that the current sisters
live by today.
The sisters of the Clarion
chapter strive to uphold the
beliefs and values that are so
important to our society as a
whole. Their philanthropic work
for the Special Olympics
program and the St. June Smith
Center are two examples of the
sorority's concern and pride for
the community.
The members of the Gamma
Omnicron chapter invited alumni
to help celebrate the anniversary
by attending the spring formal
held in April. The theme was
"25 years of excellence" to
commemorate the occasion.
Several of the sisters have
recently been recognized by the
sorority's national organization
for their efforts in the sorority as
well as the community. Senior
Amy Nelson received the
Elizabeth Bird Small award for
outstanding leadership,
scholastic and personal 'qualities.
Senior Rose Barr received the
Frost Fidelity Award for
exceptional loyalty and service.
Maggie Collarini, a 1991 fall
pledge, received the Ideal Pledge
Award for displaying qualities of
spirit, leadership and awareness
of sorority obligations during her
pledge period.
U2 an instant sellout
NEW YORK (AP)- In one of
the fastest ticket sales ever,
tickets for U2's Aug. 11 concert
at Giants Stadium sold out in 20
minutes Saturday.
More than 50,000 tickets for
the Aug. 1 1 show went on sale at
9 a.m. and were sold 20 minutes
later, said Larry Solters, a
spokesman for Ticketmaster.
An additional concert slated
for Aug. 13 at the Rutherford,
N.J., stadium also sold out
Saturday, Solters said.
this structure was planned to be a
container for holding recyclable
cans. Due to the limited space it
would provide, however, I
decided to add to it a little and
create a wishing well." He
further stated, "It is designed to
be a wishing well which collects
pop and beer tabs. These tabs
may then be contributed
(through the proper channels) to
hospitals to provide dialysis
treatment to children who are to
pay for it (1 tab= 1 minute).
Another submitted assignment
was a sculpture entitled,
"Displacement", by Daniel
S toner, a sophomore CIS and
Math major. "Displacement" is
a multimedia collage with an
intent to persuade the viewer to
put recyclable materials in their
proper place. "My sculpture
includes an old wood frame
made from scraps, a colorful
globe within the interior of the
shirt, and also some bottles of
different types hanging from
everything," said Stoner.
Stoner's piece projects a great
deal of symbolism. Stoner said,
"Just like a metal beer bottle cap
doesn't belong on a plastic 2-
liter bottle, the trash from our
lives isn't worthy to be thrown
into a vast field of flowers." He
further said, 'The answer to our
situation is for the Earth not to
wear trash."
"Save the Ocean and Its
Creatures" was created from
sophomore Early Childhood
Development and Education
major, Analisa Ramirez. "I used
my toilet paper rolls for my sea
animals and throat sticks to make
the boat and to make it tilt.
Another material I picked out
was clear plastic wrap for the top
of the water," said Ramirez. "I
wanted to communicate to my
viewers," said Ramirez, "the
problem with the ocean and all
the garbage deep below the
water and on the water."
Senior artist dedicated to
saving endangered species
fry Amy Gerkin
Features Writer
An exhibit entitled, "The Art
of Extinction" was displayed at
the Sandford Art Gallery April 9
through April 13. The
presentation was student Kirsten
Johnson's senior art show, and
consisted of paintings and
sculptures constructed by
Johnson.
Johnson, a senior art major,
displayed works dedicated to the
hundreds of species on the
endangered list, and to our
palaeolithic forefathers who
went to great lengths to preserve
them.
Even though Johnson started
art lessons in grade school, she
really didn't start painting until
she started here at Clarion. But
her works are incredible.
Influenced by Picasso and Jasper
Johns, Johnson uses oil paint and
encaustic paint, a mixture of
beeswax and paint pigment.
Johnson has also shown her
work at the Clarion Free Library
and the Courthouse on Main
Street. Her works are also for
sale at a reasonable price.
Johnson's most recent works
include a Target Series of three
featuring "Tree Frog," "Spotted
Owl" and "Canis Lupis."
Johnson also features works that
are intentionally similar to cave
paintings. Johnson takes her
time with her work, and that time
varies with each piece, ranging
from a few days to a month.
Prison cap issue in question
PHILADELPHIA (AP)- The
case of a man accused of robbing
three banks after being released
under the "prison cap" shows
the federal order's danger to
public safety, according to U.S.
Attorney General William Barr.
Jeffrey Jones, 34, was cited by
Barr Thursday as an example of
how the prison population limit
rules are "wreaking havoc" and
should be dropped.
Jones' attorney, David
McColgin, described his client
Friday as a panhandler in need of
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Barr was wrong to use Jones as
an example of why the cap
should be removed.
"If anything, Jeffrey Jones is
an example of how we're
overusing the prison system. He
is someone that belongs in
mental health system and not the
criminal justice system,"
McColgin said.
In documents filed by Barr's
office, a psychological report
stated that Jones could not even
be treated with medication
because he could not give
informed consent. Jones has
been diagnosed as a
schizophrenic and deemed
incompetent to stand trial.
Jones was scheduled for a
hearing Friday in federal court,
but that hearing was postponed
for about two weeks because
Jones had not been moved to
Philadelphia from the Minnesota
facility where he is being treated.
The court plans to examine the
government's request that Jones
receive four additional months of
treatment so that it could be
determined if he could ever be
competent to stand trial.
Jones was arrested on charges
of stealing a city trash truck on
Jan. 26. He was released the next
day after signing his own bail.
Four hours later, he was arrested
for allegedly attempting to rob a
bank. Because a weapon was not
used, he was released again.
On Jan. 30, he was arrested on
charges of taking $7 from one
Center City bank and trying to
steal $90 from another one. He
has been in federal custody since
Jan. 31.
The cap derives from a federal
consent agreement designed to
help settle a longstanding lawsuit
over jail crowding in the city's
4,700-inmate prison system.
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Students shine at state conferences
Section A I Section A
The Clarion Call - 4-30-92 - Page 19
by Dan Parrish
Features Writer
Five Clarion students read their
papers at State System of Higher
Education conferences in the
month of April.
Neil Axler read his paper,
"What Word Rhymes with God?
Aristotle, Descartes and Kant on
God". He read it at the
conference of the SSHE
Interdisciplinary Association for
Philosophy and Religious
studies, on April 4, 1992, at
Bloomsburg College.
Two English majors from
Clarion presented their papers at
PRWP held
workshop
The Penn Rivers Writing
Project (PRWP) at Clarion, an
affiliate of the National Writing
Project (NWP) network, recently
conducted a "Showcase on
Writing for Learning." The
program was held Saturday,
April 25 in Carlson.
The workshops for teachers of
any subject or any grade level
are designed and presented by
the 1991 graduates of the PRWP
Summer Writing Institute and
featured classroom-tested
approaches to using writing for
learning. Participants were able
to attend two workshops.
Some of the workshops offered
were "Role Playing to Write,"
presented by Lore Lacny of
Brockway Area High School,
"Do You Want Some Writing
With Humor?" presented by
Linda Kearney of DuBois Junior
High School and "A Walk
Through the Writing Process,"
presented by Kate Kunkle of Du
Bois Central Christian High
School.
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Department
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The public is invited to
attend the free evening
Slippery Rock University to the
SSHE Student Research
Conference, also on April 4th.
Greg Gostom read his paper
entitled "The Painful Birth of
Realism" and James Coil's paper
was titled "Images and Distorted
Facts: the power of Allegory in
Hard Times."
Two Art students also read
their papers at Slippery Rock to
the SSHE Art History
conference. Lori Grunick read
her paper entitled "Ifa
Divination" and Jennifer Young
also read her paper on
"Wallpainting of the Savana.
All students that read deserve a
lot of credit Those chosen were
picked from hundreds of
proposals from students of state
system universities and other
Pennsylvania colleges and
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24 year old freshman is a student by day, local disc jockey by night
by Karen Wright
Features Writer
"We're all here for a reason,
and life is to be lived to see what
that reason is. Nobody is a
mistake." This positive attitude
about life is just one attribute
which makes Mike Copen so
interesting. Copen possesses
diverse interests combined with
a knockout perception of life,
and that is why he is admired by
those who know him.
Copen, a 24 year-old freshman,
is taking on a dual major here at
Clarion of Secondary Education
English and Communication. He
graduated from Brookville High
School in 1986, but decided not
to go to college right away.
Instead, he elected to explore his
options, travel, and see the world
awav from home. His decision
paid off for him, saying, "By not
going to school right away, my
big decisions were made for me
through my experiences. I
realized I wanted to work with
kids, and that is what I am going
to do."
Just sitting next to Copen, one
gets this surge of positive energy
when he talks about helping
people. It is evident that
working with kids really makes
him happy. Although Copen is
heavily involved in the radio
profession he said, "Radio is just
a hobby, but I would love to
change people's lives for the
better. I want to leave a smile
with someone. I know I can't
change everybody's life, but if I
can affect the people I deal with,
I will." Copen would like to
teach and eventually, be the
principal of a high school.
Some other high goals for this
serious-minded professional is to
own stock in the Twinkie
Corporation and also in Ben &
Jerry's Ice Cream. "My favorite
is Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Ice Cream — it is unbelievable!"
He also got a few chuckles
when he said that his favorite
comedy team is Ernie & Bert of
"Sesame Street." "Those guys
are so funny — I still like to
watch them every once-in-a-
while."
It is this kind of humor that
makes Cnnen a mime candidate
to be a good disc jockey. Since
he was a senior in high school,
he has worked at Magic 96 in
Brookville, WMKX. He became
a full-timer in 1989 when he also
became known to listeners as
"The Big Kahuna." Clarion
graduate Bill Rehkoph coined
that phrase when he saw the 6'6"
giant with long hair and shades
and reacted with, "You look like
a Big Kahuna!" Copen says, "It
just stuck and now that is what
everyone knows me as." Copen
works every night on the air
from six to midnight
With a dual major and full-
time career in radio, could there
be room for anything else? Yes.
Copen is a talented musician and
is involved in the music program
here at Clarion. He is a member
of both the Concert Choir and
the Madrigal Singers. He also
was in a band that participated in
the Battle of the Bands. He
loves concert choir, attributing
much of his interest to the
director, Dr. Milutin Lazich.
"He is great, there is so much to
learn from him."
Music has always been
important to Copen. In that five
year period between high school
and college, Copen was a
member of three different groups
that went to high schools across
the U.S., Canada and Mexico.
The groups were: Free Fare, The
Edge and Freedom Jam. The
concerts promoted anti-drug,
anti-alcohol messages, and also
encouraged positive self esteem.
Copen says that people still
recognize him from these
groups, and that the tour created
some of the best times of his
life.
But Copen always seems to
stress that he is glad he came
back to school. He said, "I like
Clarion and I love how people
know you here. I'm being
exposed to new people, new
ideas and new concepts
everyday. It is so exciting!"
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Freshman Mike Copen is working on a dual major along
with moonlighting as a DJ at a Brookville radio station.
When asked to channel some major with a full-time radio job.
of that excitement into some
words of wisdom, Copen said,
"Don't be so concerned with
what's going on ten years down
the road. Be concerned with
now. Also, it's amazing the
turns that life can take along the
way. Simply amazing."
Many people at Clarion think
that Mike Copen is pretty
amazing. Probably not just
because he is carrying a dual
Probably not just because of his
involvement in the music
program. Probably because of
his great attitude about life and
people.
He doesn't put people down in
order to raise himself up.
In fact, he said, "It's amazing
to me how we can blow out one
person's candles just so ours can
bum a little brighter."
SAAS sponsors annual Clarion Day
by Gara L. Smith
Features Writer
Twenty one organizations were
actively involved with
purchasing trees and shrubs on
Clarion Day, April 24th.
Clarion Day, sponsored by the
Student Alumni Ambassadors
Spirit, is a day set aside for
students and faculty alike to
better understand how precious
the natural conservation of our
campus is to them and the
community.
Trees and shrubbery from
previous Clarion Days are
located on Greenville Avenue,
lining the sidewalk from Stevens
Hall to Davis Hall. This year
SAAS, along with Carl Larson,
Plant Services Supervisor, chose
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to plant the trees and shrubs at
the James Gemmell Student
Complex. Their reasoning was
to aid in the exterior
beautification of the new
building. Co-organizers of this
year's event, Trevor Johnson and
Lynne Brubaker were pleased
with the number of organizations
taking part with the event
President Reinhard was on
hand to begin the ceremony by
aiding in the planting of a tulip
tree. "Clarion Day is a special
day for me because it was my
first presidential duty at this
university three years ago," said
Dr. Reinhard. "I do believe the
organizations which participated
with this event will have great
deal of satisfaction for doing
their part in saving the Earth."
Dr. Reinhard said, "Those
organizations who do chose to
plant a tree are leaving a great
legacy for the future of Clarion
University."
The following organizations
purchased and planted trees and
shrubs for Clarion Day: Alpha
Psi Omega, Alpha Phi Omega,
Clarion International
Association, Data Processing
Management Association, Delta
Zeta Sorority, Given Hall, Kappa
Alpha Psi, Music Marketing
Association, Pre-Law Club,
Student Alumni Ambassadors
Spirit and Student Senate.
The following organizations
purchased a tree or shrub for
Clarion Day: Accounting Club,
African American Student
Union, Campbell Hall,
Interfraternity Council, Interhall
Council, Jazz Band, Nair Hall,
Sociology Club, Spanish Club,
University Activities Board, and
Wilkinson Hall Council.
The Friends of DARE are pleased to announce the
release of their 19th publication. Look for it in the
University Book store for $1 per issue.
A pot luck reception is being held in Harvey
Basement on Sunday, May 3 from 1-3 p.m. Bring
something to share and meet the editorial board and
writers who contributed to DARE.
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Movie Review:
Section A
'The Babe' swings and
misses entertainment
by Matt Niemla
Features Writer
"The Babe*
Starring: John Goodman
Kelly McGillis
Director: Arthur Hiller
Written by: John Fusco
Rated PG
** out of four stars
At one time or another we all
played baseball in our youth.
For most boys, and some girls,
the first warm and sunny day of
spring was spent playing ball, an
American past time as old-
fashioned as apple pie. "The
Babe" does not bring back those
happy memories of youth and it
does do justice to one of the best
players of the game, Babe Ruth.
Once again through the use of
commercials, Hollywood has
made the ad for the movie look
and sound much better than the
movie itself. The commercial
tries to make "The Babe" look
like a comedy when it is, in fact,
a depressing and sad portrayal of
Babe Ruth.
The film was initially created
simply due to John Goodman's
resemblance to the Bambino.
Screenwriter John Fusco and
director Arthur Hiller (Love
Story) take the likable and
talented actor and provide him
with a very poor script. A very
good performance can only go so
far with bad writing.
The movie tries its best to tug
at your heart strings and make
you feel pity for an overweight,
misunderstood and unwanted
alcoholic, not the man who was
born to play baseball. Babe's
life is a mess. We can guess the
point of the movie is to feel bad
for poor Babe, especially when
he calls everyone "dad" since he
never really had one.
Some things in the movie
never happened and were
fictitious. His family never
abandoned him at the boy's
institution. He never was a fat
youngster and he never was
jealous of the other players.
Babe Ruth was also never the
size of John Goodman who was
simply huge in this film. For
those with a weak stomach, take
note that there is a scene in the
film which has Goodman
without a shirt! Ouch!
Although it wants to be a nice
"make you feel good inside"
movie, it is quite predictable.
Each scene looks completely set
up to allow for the next
complication or for the funny or
sympathetic moment.
It is possible to enjoy "The
Babe" to an extent. It's a cliche
movie suitable mostly to the very
young and the very old
audiences. If you are really
looking to see a good baseball
movie the best place to go is the
video store. 'The Natural" with
Willie Gary donates $10
million to alma mater
STUART, Fla. (AP)- It was a
scene as incongruous as Willie
Gary's own rags-to-riches,
farmworker-to-philanthropist life
story.
The setting was his law office,
as opulent as a cabinet
member's, with a desk the size
of a helicopter pad and a row of
tall windows overlooking a yacht
basin in the sparkling St. Lucie
River.
And yet there was the 44-year-
old trial lawyer, crouching on the
plush rug, straining his
expensive suit and working up a
sweat-plucking imaginary beans
under an imaginary Everglades
sun, a migrant family's child
again.
"A 110-degree heat. No
breeze. And you've got two rows
of beans just high enough to
almost cover you. And you've
got insects biting you," Gary
huffed as he conjured a past that
his climate-controlled present
won't let him forget
These days, he's remembering
his past in another way, too.
As a payback for giving him a
chance, a U-turn from the dead-
end poverty of his youth, Gary
recently made a remarkable
pledge to his alma mater, the
small, historically black Shaw
University in Raleigh, N.C.:
He promised $10 million.
"But for Shaw," he explained
in an interview, a day after
returning from a dinner at the
White House, *Td never have
gotten the chance to do what I'm
doing now."
Gary's gift is one of the largest
pledges by a black alumnus
anywhere, and, according to
William Gray III, president of
the United Negro College Fund,
it signals a new era of college
giving by graduates who are
finally overcoming racial
barriers to the accumulation of
wealth.
"It's a statement not only
about his life and values, but it's
an extraordinary historical
statement about the progress of
African-American alumni,"
Gray said. "Willie Gary is a
breakthrough."
Only one other individual gift
to the UNCF's current capital
campaign exceeds Gary's.
Billionaire Walter Annenberg
pledged $50 million.
"Willie Gary's gift is really an
invitation to all those who are
interested in black education ...
to give these people who have
been consistently shut out of the
mainstream in America an
opportunity," said Talbert Shaw,
president of Gary's alma mater.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The Executive Board of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity
breaks ground for their new house.
Robert Redford is one of the best
sports movies of all time. Kevin
Costner was also involved with
two very good baseball movies,
"Bull Durham" and "Field of
Dreams."
These movies capture the spirit
of baseball which "The Babe"
cannot offer. "The Babe Ruth
Story" was a movie that came
out in 1948 which also did
poorly and flopped. 'The Babe"
makes strike two.
HOT MOVIES TO
LOOK FOR THIS
SUMMER
"Batman Returns" -With cat woman Michelle Pfieffer
and Danny Devito as the Penguin*
n Twin Peaks: The Movie" »Now director David Lynch
can have graphic violence, ni^y-'$^(iM€^^f i: ^m^ds
in this twisted story.
"Aliens 3"-Sigourney gets raped by one oftbe Aliens-
Seriously!
"Lethal Weapon 3" -Even Joe Pesci is back for a trip
through the drive thru.
"Best Deal In Town "
College Park Apartments
Now signing for Fall 1992 and Spring 1993
utilities included, furnished
Low Summer Rates
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Golden Eagle hardballers looking
strong to end the spring season
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Golden Eagle hardball
team started to heat-up, as they
won three out of four PSAC
ballgames earlier this week.
CUP swept a doubleheader
with the Lock Haven Bald
Eagles Monday, and split a
twinbill with highly-ranked
Slippery Rock on Tuesday.
Ceach Rich Herman feels that
much of the Golden Eagles'
success is due to the strong
pitching efforts that he has
received from his staff. Herman
also mentioned that "the whole
team is really starting to play
well" and that he is "very proud
of the team's recent
performance."
On Monday, lefty Brad Frazier
notched his fourth straight win as
he recorded a two hit shutout of
Lock Haven. The Golden Eagles
were victorious, 2-0, in the
contest. Frazicr's statistics
reflect his personal four game
streak, as the senior has only
given up two runs in his last 29
innings pitched.
Left fielder John Shedd scored
both CUP runs in game one vs.
the Bald Eagles. Brett Houy and
Andy Workinger each brought
him home once, for the only
scores in the contest.
In game two, visiting Lock
Haven was again victimized by a
strong pitching performance.
Marty Valentic threw six and
two-thirds innings to notch a 5-3
Clarion win.
Offensively, the Golden Eagles
scored all five runs in the game's
third inning. Shedd knocked in
their first run with a bases loaded
single and a John Quahliero
ground out put CUP up 2-0.
Houy then drew a free pass, and
after another out, a Marc Keller
single scored two more for the
hardball squad. Clarion scored
their fifth run when freshman
Kenny Barnett singled home
Keller. Clarion held an early 5-0
advantage.
Coach Herman went to his
bullpen in the bottom of the
seventh and freshman Jason
Rafalski answered the call and
recorded the game's final out on
one pitch with the bases loaded.
The Golden Eagles completed
the sweep of visiting Lock
Haven.
In game one of Tuesday's
affair with the Rock, Mark
Spohn went the distance on the
mound but dropped a close 2-1
decision to the clubs PSAC
rivals.
The Rock drew first blood with
a run in the game's opening
stanza, but Clarion evened the
score at one in their initial at bat.
Red-hot outfielder Johnny
Shedd doubled for the Eagles,
and after a Brett Houy sacrifice
fly the score was tied.
Coach Herman's squad missed
a golden opportunity in the fifth
when they had the bases loaded
with only one out and failed to
score.
Slippery Rock recorded a two
out run in the top of the sixth to
give them a 2-1 lead that they
would not relinquish.
The Golden Eagles gained the
split in game two as they
returned the favor by notching
their own 2-1 victory.
Brian Wojtalik went the
distance for CUP giving up only
seven hits, while striking out
three.
The contest was scoreless in
the fourth inning when back to
back singles by Workinger and
Keller got things started for
CUP. Andy Workinger 's
younger brother, Micah, then
moved the runners over with a
sacrifice bunt. Consecutive hits
by Dave Skovera and catcher
Marc Grammes gave CUP a 2-0
lead.
The Rock made things
interesting in the seventh inning,
scoring a run to cut the Eagle's
lead in half, but Wojtalik was
able to hold on and close the
door preserving a home victory.
The Golden Eagles overall
record now stands at 10-16, with
a 6-12 mark in the PSAC West
going into Saturday's final
games (a twinbill with
California).
Senior Brad Frazier will make
his final start as a Golden Eagle
in Saturday's game one, and
some professional scouts are
expected to be on hand to catch
the streaking lefty in action.
Also playing in their final CUP
games will be catcher Scott
Rhoades and center fielder Bill
"Havo" Garroway.
All three have enjoyed
successful careers at Clarion.
TW+FTWJ W W W I H W W IIII * ■
all
Section B
Volume 73 Issue 24
«MiMMMMMMMtMM
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The Clarion Golden Eagles have shown bright spots in 1992 and are looking ahead to 1993
Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 4-30-92
Movie Review :
'The Babe' swings and
misses entertainment
Section A
by Matt Niemla
Features Writer
"The Babe"
Starring: John Goodman
Kelly McGillis
Director: Arthur Hiller
Written by: John Fusco
Rated PG
** out of four stars
At one time or another we all
played baseball in our youth.
For most boys, and some girls,
the first warm and sunny day of
spring was spent playing ball, an
American past time as old-
fashioned as apple pie. "The
Babe" does not bring back those
happy memories of youth and it
does do justice to one of the best
players of the game, Babe Ruth.
Once again through the use of
commercials, Hollywood has
made the ad for the movie look
and sound much better than the
movie itself. The commercial
tries to make "The Babe" look
like a comedy when it is, in fact,
a depressing and sad portrayal of
Babe Ruth.
The film was initially created
simply due to John Goodman's
resemblance to the Bambino.
Screenwriter John Fusco and
director Arthur Hiller (Love
Story) take the likable and
talented actor and provide him
with a very poor script. A very
good performance can only go so
far with bad writing.
The movie tries its best to tug
at your heart strings and make
you feel pity for an overweight,
misunderstood and unwanted
alcoholic, not the man who was
born to play baseball. Babe's
life is a mess. We can guess the
point of the movie is to feel bad
for poor Babe, especially when
he calls everyone "dad" since he
never really had one.
Some things in the movie
never happened and were
fictitious. His family never
abandoned him at the boy's
institution. He never was a fat
youngster and he never was
jealous of the other players.
Babe Ruth was also never the
size of John Goodman who was
simply huge in this film. For
those with a weak stomach, take
note that there is a scene in the
film which has Goodman
without a shirt! Ouch!
Although it wants to be a nice
"make you feel good inside"
movie, it is quite predictable.
Each scene looks completely set
up to allow for the next
complication or for the funny or
sympathetic moment.
It is possible to enjoy "The
Babe" to an extent. It's a cliche
movie suitable mosUy to the very
young and the very old
audiences. If you are really
looking to see a good baseball
movie the best place to go is the
video store. 'The Natural" with
Willie Gary donates $10
million to alma mater
STUART, Fla. (AP)- It was a
scene as incongruous as Willie
Gary's own rags-to-riches,
farmworker-to-philanthropist life
story.
The setting was his law office,
as opulent as a cabinet
member's, with a desk the size
of a helicopter pad and a row of
tall windows overlooking a yacht
basin in the sparkling St. Lucie
River.
And yet there was the 44-year-
old trial lawyer, crouching on the
plush rug, straining his
expensive suit and working up a
sweat-plucking imaginary beans
under an imaginary Everglades
sun, a migrant family's child
again.
^A 110-degree heat. No
breeze. And you've got two rows
of beans just high enough to
almost cover you. And you've
got insects biting you," Gary
huffed as he conjured a past that
his climate-controlled present
won't let him forget.
These days, he's remembering
his past in another way, too.
As a payback for giving him a
chance, a U-turn from the dead-
end poverty of his youth, Gary
recently made a remarkable
pledge to his alma mater, the
small, historically black Shaw
University in Raleigh, N.C.:
He promised $10 million.
"But for Shaw," he explained
in an interview, a day after
returning from a dinner at the
White House, "I'd never have
gotten the chance to do what I'm
doing now."
Gary's gift is one of the largest
pledges by a black alumnus
anywhere, and, according to
William Gray III, president of
the United Negro College Fund,
it signals a new era of college
giving by graduates who are
finally overcoming racial
barriers to the accumulation of
wealth.
"It's a statement not only
about his life and values, but it's
an extraordinary historical
statement about the progress of
African-American alumni,"
Gray said. "Willie Gary is a
breakthrough."
Only one other individual gift
to the UNCF's current capital
campaign exceeds Gary's.
Billionaire Walter Annenberg
pledged $50 million.
v Willie Gary's gift is really an
invitation to all those who are
interested in black education ...
to give these people who have
been consistently shut out of the
mainstream in America an
opportunity," said Talbert Shaw,
president of Gary's alma mater.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
The Executive Board of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity
breaks ground for their new house.
Robert Redford is one of the best
sports movies of all time. Kevin
Costner was also involved with
two very good baseball movies,
"Bull Durham" and "Field of
Dreams."
These movies capture the spirit
of baseball which "The Babe"
cannot offer. "The Babe Ruth
Story" was a movie that came
out in 1948 which also did
poorly and flopped. 'The Babe"
makes strike two.
HOT MOVIES TO
LOOK FOR THIS
SUMMER
"Batman Returns" -With cat woman Michelle Pfieffer;
and Danny Devito as the Penguin.
"Twin Peaks: The Movie" -Now director David Lynch!
can have graphic violence, nudity and a few w r -words
in this twisted story.
"Aliens 3"-Sigourney gets raped by one of the Aliens-
Seriously!
" Lethal Weapon 3" -Even Joe Pesci is back for a trip
through the drive thru.
"Best Deal In Town
tt
College Park Apartments
Now signing for Fall 1992 and Spring 1993
ut s included, furnished
Low Summer Rates
Call 226-7092
Golden Eagle hardballers looking
strong to end the spring season
by Mike Caruso
Sports Writer
The Golden Eagle hardball
team started to heat-up, as they
won three out of four PSAC
ballgames earlier this week.
CUP swept a doubleheader
with the Lock Haven Bald
Eagles Monday, and split a
twinbill with highly-ranked
Slippery Rock on Tuesday.
Coach Rich Herman feels that
much of the Golden Eagles'
success is due to the strong
pitching efforts that he has
received from his staff. Herman
also mentioned that "the whole
team is really starting to play
well" and that he is "very proud
of the team's recent
performance."
On Monday, lefty Brad Frazier
notched his fourth straight win as
he recorded a two hit shutout of
Lock Haven. The Golden Eagles
were victorious, 2-0, in the
contest. Frazier's statistics
reflect his personal four game
streak, as the senior has only
given up two runs in his last 29
innings pitched.
Left fielder John Shedd scored
both CUP runs in game one vs.
the Bald Eagles. Brett Houy and
Andy Workinger each brought
him home once, for the only
scores in the contest.
In game two, visiting Lock
Haven was again victimized by a
strong pitching performance.
Marty Valentic threw six and
two-thirds innings to notch a 5-3
Clarion win.
Offensively, the Golden Eagles
scored all five runs in the game's
third inning. Shedd knocked in
their first run with a bases loaded
single and a John Quahliero
ground out put CUP up 2-0.
Houy then drew a free pass, and
after another out, a Marc Keller
single scored two more for the
hardball squad. Clarion scored
their fifth run when freshman
Kenny Barnett singled home
Keller. Clarion held an early 5-0
advantage.
Coach Herman went to his
bullpen in the bottom of the
seventh and freshman Jason
Rafalski answered the call and
recorded the game's final out on
one pitch with the bases loaded.
The Golden Eagles completed
the sweep of visiting Lock
Haven.
In game one of Tuesday's
affair with the Rock, Mark
Spohn went the distance on the
mound but dropped a close 2-1
decision to the clubs PSAC
rivals.
The Rock drew first blood with
a run in the game's opening
stanza, but Clarion evened the
score at one in their initial at bat.
Red-hot outfielder Johnny
Shedd doubled for the Eagles,
and after a Brett Houy sacrifice
fly the score was tied.
Coach Herman's squad missed
a golden opportunity in the fifth
when they had the bases loaded
with only one out and failed to
score.
Slippery Rock recorded a two
out run in the top of the sixth to
give them a 2-1 lead that they
would not relinquish.
The Golden Eagles gained the
split in game two as they
returned the favor by notching
their own 2-1 victory.
Brian Wojtalik went the
distance for CUP giving up only
seven hits, while striking out
three.
The contest was scoreless in
the fourth inning when back to
back singles by Workinger and
Keller got things started for
CUP. Andy Workinger 's
younger brother, Micah, then
moved the runners over with a
sacrifice bunt. Consecutive hits
by Dave Skovera and catcher
Marc Grommes gave CUP a 2-0
lead.
The Rock made things
interesting in the seventh inning,
scoring a run to cut the Eagle's
lead in half, but Wojtalik was
able to hold on and close the
door preserving a home victory.
The Golden Eagles overall
record now stands at 10-16, with
a 6-12 mark in the PSAC West
going into Saturday's final
games (a twinbill with
California).
Senior Brad Frazier will make
his final start as a Golden Eagle
in Saturday's game one, and
some professional scouts are
expected to be on hand to catch
the streaking lefty in action.
Also playing in their final CUP
games will be catcher Scott
Rhoades and center fielder Bill
"Havo" Garroway.
All three have enjoyed
successful careers at Clarion.
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Pa2e 2 - The Clarion Call - 4-30-92 Section B
Women's Softball team hosts Lock Haven
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
The Clarion University
Women's Softball team capped
off an extended weekend,
Tuesday evening, by dropping a
6-0 decision to Lock Haven.
Over the weekend, the Golden
Eagles split four games,
dropping a doubleheader to
Youngstown but sweeping PSAC
rival Edinboro.
The weekend showcased the
talents of Clarion's lone
remaining hurler, Janine
Hayward. The Golden Eagle
workhorse pitched 40 innings in
three days, and 19 innings in
Monday's doubleheader sweep
versus the 'Boro.
On Sunday the Golden Eagles
were swept by Lock Haven, 4-0
and 2-0, respectively. Hayward
hurling all 14 innings.
The ladies bounced back on
Monday to sweep PSAC rival
Edinboro in a double dip.
Clarion won a hard-fought 12
inning affair 7-3 in game one.
Again, Hayward went the
distance, striking out five to
collect the victory. She allowed
only two earned runs in the 12
innings, holding the 'Boro
scoreless the final nine stanzas.
Clarion's offense collected 13
hits to back their fearless leader.
Tracey Speerhas, Karen Musante
and Amy Olshenske each had
three hits.
The contest remained knotted
at three apiece into the 12th
inning. Clarion sealed the
victory with four runs in their
half of that stanza.
Clarion's Hayward threw her
fourth complete game in two
days as the Golden Eagles
capped off a doubleheader sweep
in game two with a 4-3 win over
Edinboro.
The righthander pitched 19
innings on Monday, which
probably could be some kind of
record at any institution (or at
least deserves to be). She struck
out three. Hayward gave up two
early, first inning runs but settled
down the rest of the way limiting
the opponent to one more run in
six innings.
Clarion scored three runs in
their first inning on consecutive
rbi singles by Speerhas,
Hayward and Musante.
Musante led the team with two
out of their seven safties.
On Tuesday, the Golden Eagles
were shut out by Lock Haven in
Clarion, 6-0.
And, yes, Hayward had the
rubber arm. She struck out only
one in seven innings but only
four of her six runs were earned.
Lock Haven took control of the
contest with four runs on four
hits in their initial inning.
Clarion never came back. The
ladies were held to four hits in
the game, Hayward collecting
two herself. Olshenske and
Speerhas collecting the others.
The Golden Eagles left eight
stranded on base in this game
and had opportunities to score
but couldn't pull the trigger.
Clarion left two men on base in
both the second and fourth
innings but failed to capitalize in
the two out situations.
The Golden Eagles were trying
to avenge a loss at the hands of
Lock Haven that they suffered
on April 21.
Clarion lost that game 7-0.
The "Bulldog", Janine
Hayward pitched this entire
contest also. Only three of her
seven runs were earned. AmyO.
broke up a no-hitter in the
seventh inning for Clarion's only
hit
The Golden Eagles are 5-13
for the season.
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Shortstop Amy Olshenske attempts to beat out a bunt in
Tuesday's PSAC contest against Lock Haven.
Arthur Ashe wants to
avoid media spotlight
Scott Shoaf/Clarion Call
Clarion's workhorse hurler, Janine Hayward, pitched 40
Innings in five games over the weekend, 19 In one day.
PHILADELPHIA (AP) _
Arthur Ashe said he will leave
AIDS crusading to the
flamboyant and continue to
help youngsters learn about
tennis and life.
About 100 teen-agers
applauded him Friday before
they participated in a tennis
clinic that has carried his name
for a decade.
Ashe said he would do what
he could to tear down the
stigma of AIDS, but Magic
Johnson and others do a better
job.
* v Magic is much more
influential in that way," Ashe
said.
Ashe will concentrate on his
longtime effort to bring tennis
to inner-city youth as a way
out of poverty. Before the free
clinic sponsored by the Arthur
Ashe Youth Tennis Center, he
helped raise $100,000 for the
center.
"Obviously, you have read
about me," he told the
youngsters. SN But as you can see,
I'm here and happy to be here."
Ashe, the first black man to
win the U.S. Open and
Wimbledon, said he was
determined not to let AIDS
destroy the tennis clinic. Since
he disclosed his AIDS on April
8, Ashe said he has been deluged
with mail and calls of support, as
well as many requests to appear
at AIDS events.
"This has curtailed my
activities," he said. "It's
curtailed my own personal
agenda."
Ashe said he had wanted to
keep his AIDS quiet partly
because he feared the reaction
and was concerned how his
wife, Jeanne, and 5-year-old
daughter, Camera, would be
treated.
"People have been very
supportive," Ashe said. **I
don't sense fear and
apprehension in the people I
meet. I don't feel any
difference at all."
Ashe said he has accepted
that he has a fatal disease.
"I've never been bitter," he
said. "I was always taught not
to be birtex "
He knows his time is short.
"I would have liked to have
seen my daughter grow up and
graduate college and have
children," Ashe said. "But
she can't do all that in five
years.
-AP Story
Section B
Sports Spotlight
The Clarion Call - 4-30-92 - Page 3
Clarion fans won't forget Walker and Angle
by Jon Q. Sitter
Assistant Sports Editor
A few years ago, a high school
football game was taking place,
showcasing the future of Clarion
University athletics. At the time,
no one knew it. Mt. Lebanon
defeated Baldwin High, 14-10.
Kurt Angle was a fullback and a
middle linebacker for the victors
and one hell of a football player.
The head coach of Mt. Lebanon
and of Angle might have been
even more pleased about the
victory knowing that he had
defeated the team that his son,
Art Walker Jr., played for.
Art Walker Sr. would prove to
be instrumental in both Art and
Kurt's lives as both would go on
to become very successful as
college athletes. One as an All-
American football player and
track star, the other as a potential
Olympic freestyle wrestler.
That's fact. As far as my
opinion goes, these two are the
most exciting college athletes I
have ever seen in person while
I've been at Clarion University.
Though Art Walker Sr. was not
Art's high school football coach,
he was the most influential
person in the world to him.
Art Sr. molded his son into the
player and person that he is
today. And it seems that he did a
pretty good job.
Though Art Walker Sr. was
one of the winningest coaches in
WPIAL history in high school
football, he retired when his son
graduated from Baldwin. Art
received many offers from
schools but chose to stay close to
the Pittsburgh area so his father
could see him play. Clarion
couldn't have realized how lucky
they were when Art made his
decision.
Art didn't expect much as a
freshman. He was limited to just
returning kicks and punts and an
occasional third and long
situation. We'll get back to his
freshman campaign in a bit As
a sophomore, he started a half a
dozen games at tailback and was
held to around 15 catches that
season.
A great junior camp spurred
Art's confidence. It took two
years before Art got his shot to
start as a wideout. With this
move and his new found
confidence, Art Walker would
emerge as an important part of
Clarion's football program. Art,
along with a group of players
that came to Clarion at the same
time, would help to make up the
success of the team for the next
couple of seasons. Art says that
the caliber of seniors on the field
this season was great to play
with. He points to Bill Adams,
Dave Burmeister, Dusty
Stockslager, Tim Smith, Gary
Thomas, Bernard Johnson and a
few others as being the "turn
around" of the team. "The
attitude and discipline was
immense in this group," said
Walker. "Every one of these
guys could be called a captain."
Art felt honored to be chosen
as a captain his senior season.
He was also surprised at being
chosen a pre-season Ail-
American before the season. But
this season's opener against
Fairmont State would, quickly,
justify his pre-season Ail-
American selection. He had four
receptions for 59 yards and two
"Desmond Howard type" grabs.
Remember? How could anyone
time. He was also voted to the
First team, All-Conference (in a
football strong state) and was
one of only two Division II
athletes invited to the Annual
Dapper Dan Ceremony in
Pittsburgh.
Some, preferably me, wish that
Art Walker would have been red-
shirted his freshman campaign.
Not only would he be entering
his final season as an All-
American, which would make
any program look juicy, but it
could have given him the
opportunity to become one of
Clarion's greatest receivers ever.
If he isn't already, he has
definitely been one of the most
exciting. When I asked Art
about whether or not he should
have been red-shirted his
freshman year, he responded, "I
gave everything I could to the
program all four years."
But just because Art Walker's
college football career is over
that doesn't mean that you'll find
High but didn't like it as much as
other sports. He liked basketball
much better. But his family had
a good background in wrestling
so he stuck with it. Thank God
for that.
Kurt had many offers to play
college football (Pitt and Penn
State just to name a couple) but
he also, like Art, wanted to stay
close to home. His talent in
football was not exaggerated.
Kurt was an All-State selection.
But he was also a state champion
and a high school national
champion in freestyle wrestling.
Kurt came to Clarion to utilize
his wrestling abilities.
As a freshman, Kurt admits
that he was a "pretty cocky kid
in thinking that he was going to
be successful right off the bat."
He also said that by taking his
lumps in his freshman year, he
believes that it made him a better
wrestler.
Kurt had a great group of
teammates. He points to Eric
who saw the catches forget
them? This game would also set
the tone for his entire season.
He gives much credit for his
season success to fellow wideout
and senior Tim Smith. Walker
has been contained at times in
double coverage. The
emergence of Tim Smith helped
to free him more often.
Walker was left at the end of
the season with a bad taste in his
mouth after having to leave his
final collegiate game on
crutches. He suffered an ankle
injury in a game at season's end
versus California but attempted
to play Senior Day in his final
college game.
Walker's goal at the beginning
of the season - 50 catches and
All-American honors at season's
end. He fell six catches short of
his first goal but accomplished
his second goal for the first
him lounging in front of the TV.
He's now displaying his talents
in track and field. "I couldn't
just sit around," Art said. He's
qualified for the PSAC's in the
110 high hurdles, the 400
intermediate hurdles, and on the
400 meter relay.
What does the future hold for
Walker? Well, he needs 15
credits to graduate in December.
And after that? He is not
overlooking the possibility of a
professional career. In fact, he
has a tryout today with the NFL's
Pittsburgh Steclers. A question
that every athlete wants
answered is, "How good am I?"
Art Walker is no different. He
wants to answer the question.
And then there's Kurt Angle.
What could possibly be said
about Kurt Angle that hasn't
already been said.
Kurt started wrestling in Jr.
Burnett as being a positive
influence. "As a friend and a
teammate, he was able to push
me," Kurt said. He also said that
Justin Kuzemka and Scott Henry
were very important to him.
Coach Bob Bubb and Jack
Davis helped him by making him
feel like "part of the family."
Kurt's family has been close
all of his life. Kurt showed us
what his deceased father had
meant to him when he dedicated
his final match of the season to
him. You can find his family at
every match. They also call him
every day to check on his health.
It is important to them that he is
successful and Kurt says that is a
very big reason why he is
successful.
How successful is Kurt? Well,
for starters, he is a four-time
NCAA Division I National
Qualifier and already a three-
time Ail-American. He has a
1992 season record of 25-0 and
has raised his career college
record to 115-10-2. In 1992 he
has won the PSAC (HWT) Title
and the Eastern Wrestling
League Hwt Title. In 1991 Kurt
had a record of 26-2, won the
Ohio Open, the PSAC and EWL
Titles, and finished second at the
NCAA Division I's, despite
suffering a serious knee injury.
In 1990 Kurt won the Division I
Hwt. Title posting an overall title
of 35-0-1. He won the PSAC
and EWL Titles this year as well.
In 1988, his freshman year,
Angle was 29-8-1, placed third
at the PSAC's and won the EWL
Hwt. Title, but lost his first
match at nationals. Angle is
Clarion's first three-time All-
American since Charlie Heller
accomplished that feat in 1980,
81 and 82, and can become
Clarion's second two-time
National Champion. Kurt is the
only EWL wrestler in EWL
history to win four individual
titles.
Kurt is presently wrestling at
the Olympic Trials in the
freestyle event. He wrestled well
in the first round and advanced
despite dropping a decision to
Bill Sheer, who is nine years
older than Kurt.
He looks at himself as being a
"Pup" as far as his experience in
the Olympic quest goes. He
would like to try out for the next
three Olympic games, at least.
He is very confident in his
ability to win a gold medal.
As far as his pursuits outside of
wrestling go, Kurt says he is still
unsure. He likes wrestling a lot
and wants to always be involved
with it. He would like to remain
as an Olympic style or college
wrestling coach after his
wrestling days are over.
Art and Kurt, the longest
sports spotlight in the world
couldn't do your college careers
justice. But this one is pretty
long. Good luck, gentlemen.
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Sports Opinion
Section B
Highlights of a year in Clarion athletics
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
So here it is, my final article as
sports editor of this fine
newspaper. To tell you the truth
I'm relieved. Believe me, kids,
being an editor is no picnic. I
have spent endless Tuesday
nights in this office trying to
make the sports section at least
respectable, losing sleep if need
be.
But I also feel sad. I have come
to enjoy my life in this office and
the people that I work with. I
have also enjoyed covering the
various athletic events that
Clarion University athletes and
coaches have provided. So in
honor of these events, I would
like to give a little review of
highlights in sports during my
tenure as sports editor.
Football. Once again Coach
Sobolewski and his team
provided Clarion fans with an
exciting year on the gridiron.
Quarterback Tim Myers was a
monster in the PSAC and he had
the receivers to back him up. Art
Walker, Tim Smith and Tim
Brown provided great hands for
Myers to throw to.
Defense was also a plus for the
Golden Eagles. Damon Mazoff
and Frank Andrews were two of
the most underrated players in
the PSAC. And Dave Burmeister
finally received the credit that he
deserved, earning Academic Ail-
American honors.
Highlights for the Golden
Eagles included Walker's one-
handed catch against Fairmont
State, Clint Terza's bone-
crushing tackle against New
Haven (which caused a fumble)
and Dave Burmeister's two
blocked punts (one which was
recovered for a touchdown).
I also had quite a trip with the
team to New Haven. It was filled
with elephants, humorous quotes
and many antics by the defensive
squad. I want to thank the team
for allowing me to experience
what a college football player
goes through (at least for one
weekend).
Basketball. It was an up and
down season for our Golden
Eagle squads. The women were
once again at the top of their
game, taking the PSAC -West
crown for the second
consecutive year. Coach Parsons
and her staff also put their team
into the Division II playoffs for a
second year. But they were
defeated by Pitt-Johnstown in
the second round.
Highlights for the women
included Jeannine Tyler breaking
the career scoring record, Carlita
Jones earning PSAC's "Rookie
of the Year" honors and Leatha
Dudeck being named an All East
team honorable mention.
The men were expected to do
great things in the PSAC West,
but the loss of Dave Cruse and
Don Rubin proved to be a
somewhat devastating blow.The
men still finished the season with
18 wins, narrowly missing the
PSAC playoffs.
Highlights for the men
included Kwame Morton scoring
his 1000th point as a Golden
Eagle (in only his second
season), Morton being named to
the All East team and A.J. Parker
and Paul Vizza tearing up the
paint with monstrous rebounds.
Wrestling. The Golden Eagle
grapplers were once again a
powerhouse in Division 1. 1 must
admit, I am not the biggest
wrestling fan in the world, but
Coach Bubb and his boys
enabled me to appreciate the
dedication and hard work
involved in being one of the best
in the nation. I actually got chills
when fans would get ecstatic
over a takedown or a pin.
Highlights for Clarion included
John Dasta's win over Lock
Haven's Shannyn Gillespie in
the PSAC final, J.J. Stanbro's
last second victory in the PSAC
semi-finals and Kurt Angle's
final home victory, pinning his
Lock Haven opponent and then
blowing kisses to the crowd. I
was never so proud to a Clarion
student than that moment when
Kurt raised his arms in victory.
Thank you, Kurt.
I know that there were other
exciting Clarion sports that
provided memorable moments,
but I felt that these were the most
exciting.
Before I head off into the
sunset, I would like to thank a
few individuals who have made
my job bearable, as well as
enjoyable:
The Almighty One for
inspiration and comfort in times
of trouble.
My parents for guiding me and
being there when I really needed
them. Mom and Dad you will
never know how much you mean
tome.
Bob Carlson for being my
father, as well as friend. Your
wisdom and patience with me
Tall Cliffy and Baby Sit
would like to wish all
fantasy league baseball
owners the best of luck for
the 1992 season.
will always be appreciated.
Cathy Ochs for being a dear
friend who cares when no one
else does.
Rich Otterman for being my
mentor. Your unchallenging
wisdom in sports and in life
encouraged me to do the best
that I can in everything. Words
cannot express what your
friendship means to me.
Rich Herman for countless
amounts of last minute
information and for being a
coach in life, as well as baseball.
Jon Q. Sitler, Dan Parrish,
Mike Caruso, Mike Kalinowski
and Damon Avery for being
faithful. You guys really made
my job much easier.
Harry Hartman, Michelle
Sporer, Lisa Taylor, Deanna
Raulston, Chris Horner and Scott
Shoaf for being my family away
from home.
Art Barlow, Chris Ferry,
Martha Campbell, Joann
Washington-Law, Dilwanaz
Siddiqui and C. Darrel Sheraw
for teaching me the things I need
to know when I enter the real
world.
And finally a special thanks to
all of the Clarion athletes who
aided me in the relentless
struggle to be a sports reporter,
especially: Art Walker, Jay
Tonini, Dave Burmeister, Craig
Lucas, Tammi Bills, Wendy
Ellenberger, Linda Cunningham,
Cindy Wonka, Joel Young, Rich
Grafton, Todd Corbeil, Chris
Brosius, Marianne Martin,
Natalie Neelan, Dave
Wojciechowski, A.J. Parker,
Jeannine Tyler, Tracie Murray,
Kurt Angle, Erik Burnett, J.J.
Stanbro, Justin Kuzemka, Brad
Frazier, Brett Houy, Dave
Skovera, Scott Rhoades, John
Quahliero, Marc Keller, Mark
Johnson and Bill Garroway.
Friends I will never forget
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Section B
I he Clarion Call - 4-30-92 - Page 5
Wildlife Perspective
HPE 191: It's not just a class, it's an adventure
by Rich Otterman
Contributing Writer
Standing bare-butt naked from
the waist down on the shore of
the mighty Clarion after tipping
my vessel, I reflected back to
that October day when, solely
for kicks, I enrolled in HPE 191:
Camping and Canoeing. As the
bitter wind whistled through my
shivering body, I was wishing I
had decided to take a less
potentially dangerous phys-ed
class. You know, like the ever-
popular bowling, or walking for
fitness.
After drying myself, emptying
the water out of my canoe and
gathering items which floated
astray after the mishap, I
continued on the two-credit, 30-
mile journey. Theoretically, I
figured, this wasn't going to
happen. I was under the ignorant
impression that, after all, it was
just a camping class ...
So, why would a normal
everyday happy-with-modern-
conveniences-type like myself
even consider such a class? Well,
I needed two phys-ed credits, I'd
never before been camping, and
damn, the prospect of taking a
college accredited class as a
camper was totally hilarious.
Fortunately, the class was
much more difficult and more of
a learning experience than I'd
ever imagined. The knowledge I
accumulated in the three-day
class and weekend
camping/canoeing class may
never again be utilized, but it is
wisdom gained, nonetheless. I
can now (somewhat) maneuver a
canoe, select a campsite, safely
build a fire, assemble a tent and
weave a campfire tale as well as
grizzled outdoorsmen.
Bill English and Jack Davis,
professor and coach,
respectively, at our institution by
day, served as weekend warrior
camp instructors, babysitters,
instigators and jokesters
throughout the course, which I
rate as one of the finest I've had
the privilege of taking in my
tenure at Clarion University. The
combination of acquiring new
skills, making new pals and
sharing this collegiate experience
with 17 other equally
unsuspecting students was quite
worthwhile. Ladies and
gentlemen, this course is
undoubtedly the pride of the
department
Certainly, most of us were in
the class for all the wrong
reasons. We all were under the
impression this class was going
to be a major blowoff,
culminating in a camping trip in
very warm weather. Well, it
wasn't a blowoff, the weather
was excruciatingly cold for late
April, but the vast majority of us
who successfully completed the
course still view it as a
tremendous learning experience.
Unlike many of my fellow
campers, I entered the class
uncertain who would be joining
me in the festivities along the
Clarion River. However, much to
my delight, I found legendary
renegade pranksters and jesters
such as Brian McCarthy (who I
first met this semester in my
Comm Law class), Justin
Kuzemka, Joe Sanchez and Mike
Bundy.
I also had the opportunity to
meet several others who I
otherwise would have failed to
have recognized, who have
added considerable joy to my
semester. Furthermore, I was
joined by the talent of the
demented and much underrated
Matt King, and the wildly
sinister Nathan Vanderpool, both
of whom were included in my
food group. The fourth part of
our food group was forced to
drop the class, which made my
trek particularly challenging.
Challenging because this left
me without a "bowman" in my
canoe. Seeing as I lacked a
canoeing partner, I made one
last-ditch attempt to be declared
exempt from the class. However,
Coach English was at his
merciless best informing me,
"Well, you'll just have to go by
yourself." It was then I realized
this weekend gala was going to
happen for real.
Upon our arrival to the
launching site, the weather was
less than ideal, highlighted by
pouring rain and cold
temperature. It was a great
moment of truth; all the classes
and preparations for the class
didn't faze me, but when we
gathered our canoes, packed the
gear onto the crafts and departed,
I knew class was in session.
Because of time and spatial
limitations, I've decided to
present some of the more
memorable occasions in
chronological order.
Friday
After canoeing a couple of
hours, we set up camp ate, and
took care of other necessities. By
the time I retreated to my tent,
several interesting happenings
had taken place. They included
women using the great outdoors
as a restroom facility, campfire
chat which included discussions
about sports, women, medicine,
bowel difficulty and the ever-
popular psychological theory of
penis envy, which was instigated
by a coed camper.
The first injury of the trip is
recorded when Camper
"McGyver" Lawlor slices his
finger cutting a bagel. What a
noble way to go. However, this
did not impede his outstanding
capacity for campfiremanship,
which he utilized to keep the fire
blazing until the very early hours
of the morning.
Saturday
The first thing to note is
everyone was awake by 8 a.m. It
was at this point that Coach
Davis gave the "courteous
camper" tip of the day. He said,
"When you're out with a group,
you should keep pretty quiet
because they might want to sleep
in, and not get started 'til about 9
a.m." After the pandemonium
died down, we started to prepare
for a day on the river. (By the
way, I'm not certain, but I don't
have reason to believe I've been
awake that early on a Saturday
Clique Members & Ron Righter :
Thanks for everything the past
four years, it's been incredible.
You guys are complete Kings.
Smellya,
Rich "Fooby" Otterman
morn since sometime in the late
*70's.) After shoving several Pop
Tarts and some Tang through my
system, we continued our
journey.
The day was marred by low
temperatures, a constant drizzle,
eating a can of processed meat -
dubbed "a bastard form of
Spam" by Camper Vanderpool -
the tipping of my canoe and a
rather competitive game of
canoe water polo. Highlights
included the Camper Kuzemka
Ziplock bag incident, three feet
of kielbasa, my feeble attempt at
drying my soaked socks - which
ended abruptly as the wool items
freefell into the campfire, deer
steak, and of course, camp fire
chat II which included sea
fishing and swimming tips by
Kuzemka.
We had the opportunity to visit
a bunch of trout, where Coach
Davis caught one of the largest
fish Mr. English claims to ever
have seen. While the majority of
the group plodded along, several
other vessels were more
concerned with fishing, eating
and recollecting about their past
21 or so years on planet Earth.
I'm not certain what standard
camp discussions consist of, but
I'm fairly confident they don't
normally include such words as
debacle, orifice, alienation,
ostracization, flatulence, and
medical school. The next thing
you know, it had to have been at
least 1 1 p.m. and we all sacked
out
Sunday
We're all up by 7:30, and
wearily start our final day of the
trek. The earliest I'd been awake
on a Sunday during my college
years was probably about 1 1, and
being awakened that early
without a hangover, and doing
something other than using a
bathroom was an unique
experience.
We were scheduled to canoe
about eight miles, but were given
a reprieve with about four
remaining, confirming some
campers' suspicions that there is
a Supreme Being. After cleaning
the canoes, taking a few team
pictures and a brief awards
ceremony which honored the
Most Valuable Camper, the trip
ended.
In review, I suppose it was a
great experience. Not necessarily
because it was fun, or a much
needed break from the standard
weekend regimen; because I
learned more about myself and
acquired completely new skills
which were previously foreign to
me.
With proper respect due to all
the classes I've taken and the
professors who've taught them
(most of them anyway), there's
no class that I've ever taken that
will be more rewarding, or as
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Section B
Golden Eagle golfers take a fourth place
finish at the 1992 PSAC tournament
by A J. Meeker
Sports Editor
the Clarion University
linksters finished the spring
season with an impressive finish
at this year's PSAC golf
tournament
The tournament was held on
Monday and Tuesday, with the
golfers shooting 27 holes a day.
The ever-beautiful Treasure Lake
Resort in Dubois was the host of
the tournament The weather in
Dubois was much the same as
Clarion, wet and cool, which
made keeping par more difficult
The Golden Eagles finished
fourth, overall, on the difficult
course. The IUP squad was the
front-runner, having three golfers
finish in the top three spots.
Slippery Rock finished second,
while Millersville finished third.
Joel Young and Todd Corbeil
were the top golfers for Clarion.
Young earned first team All-
Conference honors for his
performance. Young shot a 233
(80-77-76), finishing fifth,
individually. The Clarion
sophomore lipped out several
birdies on the first day, which
hindered his scoring on the first
day of the tourney.
"The team played extremely
well, H Young said. "I was very
proud of the way we pulled
together.''
Corbeil also earned first team
All-Conference honors for his
play. Also a sophomore, Corbeil
shot a 236 (78-78-80) for a tenth
place finish.
"I was hot with birdies on the
first day," said Corbeil, "but I
couldn't find them the second
day. Overall, it was a fun time
and I was proud of our team's
finish.*
IUP had die top three finishers,
individually. Steve Wojonar took
the top spot, shooting a 224.
James Finnegan ended in second
place with a 227, while Dave
Meyers finished third with a 227.
Other golfers in the tourney for
the Golden Eagles were Chris
Brosius (240), Rich Grafton
(243), Chris Williams (2S9), Don
Turowski (261), and Mike
Bickert(270).
"The team made a good
comeback after the first day,"
said head coach Bob Carlson. "I
was very proud of their overall
performance."
Coach Carlson also said that he
was happy for Young and
Corbeil for making first team
All-Conference. He felt that they
deserved the honor for their high
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The Clarion Call - 4-30-92- Page 7
Clarion University "Sports Hall of Fame"
inducts six new members on Friday May
Six new members will be
inducted into the fourth class of
the Clarion University "Sports
Hall of Fame," with induction
ceremonies set for Friday, May 1
at the Holiday Inn-Clarion. A
social will begin at 6 p.m., with
official ceremonies beginning at
7 p.m.
The fourth class of inductees in
alphabetical order are Thomas A.
Carnahan (Coach), Charles E.
Heller (Wrestling), James L.
McCullough (Football), Jeanne
K. O'Connor (Swimming),
Halley O. (Doc) Willison
(Football, Basketball).
THOMAS A. CARNAHAN:
Tom Carnahan had a significant
impact on Clarion University
and Clarion University athletics
both in the classroom and as a
coach. Carnahan was employed
at Clarion University from 1946
through his retirement in 1975 as
a Math professor. An
outstanding teacher, Carnahan
contributed 29 years to the
athletic department as a coach in
four sports. He was an assistant
football coach from 1946-65
Men's Tennis Coach from 1947-
60 (undefeated 8-0 team in
1948), Assistant Men's
Basketball Coach from 1961-75.
He led the Golf team to five
PSAC Championships, five
second place finishes and three
thirdplace endings and had a
number of quality hoop squads.
His dedication to excellence and
to Clarion University, along with
the impact he had on the lives he
touched, make him a natural
selection to the Hall of Fame.
Carnahan was a 1928 graduate of
Grove City High and was an
outstanding football player.
Moving on to Grove City
College, he earned three letters
each in football and track before
graduating in 1932. He taught at
Falls Creek from 1932-35 and
coached football, basketball and
softball. From 1935-44 he was
Supervising Principal at Falls
Creek then entered the Military
in 1944. He became the
Personnel Officer at the Naval
Research Laboratory from 1944-
46 before coming to Clarion.
CHARLES E. HELLER:
Charlie Heller was an
outstanding wrestler at Clarion
University from 1980-82 at 177
pounds. A three-time NCAA
Div.I AU-American, Heller
placed 4th at the NCAA's in
1980, placed 2nd in 1981 and
3rd in 1982. He was the Eastern
Wrestling League's first, three-
time AU-American and Clarion's
second, three-time All-American
(Don Rohn 1973,74, 76). He
posted a career record of 68-9,
including 21 falls. Heller was
32-3 his senior year (1981-82,
plus posted a junior slate of 22-1
(1981, 82), Heller was voted
EWL "Wrestler of the Year" in
1980 and 1981 and has already
been inducted into the EWL
"Hall of Fame". A 1985
graduate from Clarion with a
degree in Secondary Education.
Heller currently teaches in the
Titusville Area School District
and is the head wrestling coach
at Titusville High. A native of
Lewisburg, Pa., he is a 1977
graduate of Milton High School
and a former two-time PIAA
State Wrestling Champion.
JAMES L. MCCULLOUGH:
Jim McCullough was an
outstanding athlete in three
sports. An athlete who earned
12 varsity letters, McCullough
started every football game from
1950-53 either at quarterback or
at defensive back, plus returned
punts and kickoffs. He was a
defensive star on the 1952 team
which went 9-0 and won the
Lions Bowl game over South
Carolina. He still holds the
single season record of 10
interceptions in 1952. A four-
year starter on the basketball
team, McCullough was part of
the outstanding 1952 team which
posted a 17-0 regular season,
won the NAIB District 30
Playoffs and went to the NAIB
National Tournament and lost to
Utah. In four years with the
hoop team, Clarion posted an
overall record of 55-18. Also a
4-year letterwinner in baseball,
McCullough hit .555 his junior
year (1953) and had
opportunities in professional
baseball but declined. He was a
team captain in all three sports
his senior year, and was an All
State Teachers College selection
in football and basketball in his
career. Graduating in 1954 with
a B.S. Degree in Education, the
native of Franklin, Pa., and
former Franklin High star was
employed for one year at
Franklin High as the head
football and basketball coach
through 1965. His grid teams
were 41-22-4 with four
championships, while his
basketball teams were 125-70.
From 1965-66 he was a teacher-
coach at Grove City College,
then Athletic Director and head
football coach at Thiel College
from 1966-78. McCullough was
Commissioner of the President's
Athletic Conference from 1976-
78, Athletic Director at
California University of Pa.
From 1978-79, Commissioner of
the Gulf South Conference from
1979-82 and has served as
Associate Commissioner of the
Southeastern Conference (SEC)
from 1982 to the present.
JOSEPH H. O'BRIEN: Joe
O'Brien was a stalwart football
player for Clarion's 1938, 1939
and 1940 grid teams. A native
of Clarion, Pa. and 1936
graduate of Clarion High,
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The 6th Annual Open Tennis Tournament
will be held May 1-3. There are six divisions
including: Singles, Doubles, Novice, Mixed
Doubles, 35 & over and 18 & under. Entry fee
is $10 for first event, $5 for each additional
event. For more information, call Norb
Baschnagel at 226-2248 or 226-5098.
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O'Brien attended Duquesne for
one year and played on the
freshman football team.
Enrolling at Clarion University
in 1938, He was a three-year
letterwinner on the gridiron. A
hard running fullback, his
outstanding blocking paved the
way for Bill Sheridan. A two-
way player, He was Clarion's
well known, hard-hitting strong
side linebacker. His overall
talents earned him a spot on the
All State Teachers College team,
and was named by the Pittsburgh
Press to the All-Time Clarion
team in 1961. After graduating
from Clarion in 1941, Joe played
professional football with the
New York Yankees, then entered
the U.S. Air Force and was in the
service from 1941-45. He
earned the Bronze Star, plus
spent two years in India and
China. Returning to Clarion, Joe
ran his business plus found time
to be an assistant coach at
Kittanning High, plus be a
backfield coach for Clarion
University's 1951, 52 teams.
Employed by Sun Oil from
1952-61, he owned the Thrifty
Oil Company from 1961-88 and
is now retired and resides in
Pittsburgh.
JEANNE K. O'CONNOR:
Jeanne O' Connor, a great
swimmer at Clarion University
from 1980-84 and who competed
in the backstroke, butterfly, I.M.
and freestyle events, posted
accomplishments that were
simply amazing. A 28- time
career All-American (the
maximum possible), she was
an 11 -time Division II National
Champion and 7-time second
place nationals finisher. She
helped set nine Division II
records and became the first and
only swimmer (male or female)
to earn Div.II All-America
honors by placing fourth in her
specialty, the 50 backstroke in
1982. In the PSAC, she posted
23 first place finishes out of the
maximum 28 swims, an
incredible statistic. A Clarion
captain her junior and senior
years, she qualified for and
swam in the 1984 U.S.
Olympic Trials in the
backstroke. O'Connor helped
the Golden Eagles to four
PSAC Titles and four Division
II National Championships in
as many years, and 1991, was
named to the NCAA Division
II "All Decade Team" for
Women's Swimming and
Diving in the 100 backstroke.
HALLEY O. WILLISON:
Halley "Doc" Willison, was an
outstanding basketball player at
Clarion who also lettered in
football and track. A native of
Sewickley, Pa. and a 1943
graduate of Sewickley High,
Willison attended Penn State as
part of the U.S. Navy's V-12
program. He played basketball
for one season, and was with
the Navy for and one-half years
before eventually enrolling at
Clarion in the fall of 1946. He
was a three-year starter on the
basketball team and had an
outstanding career. Voted to
the All State Teachers College
Teams in 1948 and 1949,
Willison set the Clarion record
for points in a season in 1949
pumping in 250 tallies in 14-
games, an average of 17.9 ppg.
His career total of 509-points
in three seasons was a Clarion
record as well. After gaining
his degree at Clarion in 1949
he was employed at Edgewerth
Jr. High for three years, and
taught at Leetsdale High from
1952-56, then at Quaker Valley
through 1966. (Quaker Valley
was a jointure of Leetsdale,
Edgeworth, Sewickley, etc.).
He was an assistant football,
basketball and baseball coach
from 1952-57, ten stayed with
football through 1960. From
1966-82 he was a Math
Professor at IUP and retired in
1982.
-Story courtesy of
Sports Information
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Coming back from a knee injury, Senior Justin Kuzemka ends his career with impressive highlights,
such as a fifth place finish in the 1989 EWL's and fourth in the 1991 PSAC's.
Shannon Coakley drives the lane against Edinboro University to
get two for the Lady Eagles.
Sophomore Kwame Morton was selected to the NABC All-East
Team in 1992, as well as breaking the 1000 point mark against
Slippery Rock University.
The swimming and diving teams faired well in the 1992 NCAA
Division II National Championships.
NCAA Division I Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle ended his senior year with an
impressive 115-10-2 career record.
Layout and Design by
Mamie Vogel, Copy and
Design Editor
Scott D. Shoaf
Photography Editor
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Clarion runners qualify for PSAC's
by Harry Hartman
Editor-in-Chief
Several members of both the
men's and women's track and
field teams have qualified for the
PSAC Championships.
The championships will be
held May 7-9 at Millersville
University.
Qualifying for the men's team
included 1991 All-Conference
performer Kevin Harper, who
will try to improve upon his third
place finish in the 400M at the
1991 PSAC championships.
Harper has also qualified in the 4
x 100 relay and in *fce 400
meters. Art Walker has qualified
in the 110 M high hurdles, the 4
x 100M relay and also has an
outside shot at qualifying in the
400M.
Walker will try to become an
All-American in two sports. He
was named All-American in
football during the fall of 1991.
Others who have qualified
include: Bill Adams in the 100M
and in the 4 x 100 relay. Ryan
Alleman has qualified in the high
jump, while Joe Bessetti and
John Auberzinsky have qualified
in the decathlon.
Other members of the men's
track team who will try to
qualify before the meet at
Millersville include: Bernard
Johnson who will compete in the
4 x 100 relay and in the long
jump. Tiny Anderson will
compete in the triple jump event
and Tim Woodruff in the shot
put
The next meet will be held
today at Slippery Rock.
Following this the trackster
will be off to Baldwin-Wallace
College in Cleveland for a meet
Friday.
In a meet held April 25 at
Baldwin-Wallace top men's
finisher included: Tim Woodruff
who took 8th in the shot put.
John Auberzinsky placing 6th in
the long jump, Bill Adams
taking a 4th in the 100M and
Clarion University taking 6th in
the 4 x 100 relay.
Also placing at the meet were
Joe Bessetti in the discus, Mark
Kinch in the 3000m steeplechase
and Eric Hackwelder in the
1500M.
The women's track team have
qualified six athletes to this
point to compete in Millersville.
They include: Nancy Fullerton
in the 3000M and Megan
Stecklair in the 800M.
Also qualifying for the Lady
Eagles are: Michelle McHenry in
the javelin, Merritt Lutz and
Brenda bindas in the high jump
event and Jill Ganoe in the
heptatholon.
Top lady finishers at the
Baldwin- Wallace on April 25
were All-Conference performer
Brenda Bindas taking a strong
second in the high jump.
Megan Stecklair placed ninth
overall in the 1500M .
The women's thinclads will be
looking to improve upon their
10th place finish at the 1991
PSAC Track Championships.
Second-year men's and
women's head coach Ron Wiser
is looking for big things from his
two squads as this year's track
season heads to a close.
Literacy
No Longer as Easy
as "ABC"
Reading and writing skills are so automatic that most of us don't often
stop to consider their importance. But for the one-fifth of
American adults who are functionally illiterate, a require-
ment to read or write can be the cause of a painfully
embarrassing moment. America's growing illiteracy
rate is a problem we simply can't ignore. United
Way-supported services are addressing this problem
through tutoring and employment counseling,
* as well as through support groups. You, too,
can help Support your United Way.
United Way
It brings out the best
iii all of us.
ALL GOOD
GS MUST COME TO AN END
HARRY HARTMAN, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF
"OUR FEARLESS LEADER-
MICHELLE SPORER, NEWS EDITOR
"ALWAYS A PERFECTIONIST"
DEANNA RAULSTON, MANAGING EDITOR
"A HARD WORKING GIRL"
TARA SHEASLEY, ADVERTISING DESIGN
"LOOK OUT MADISON AVENUE"
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SCOTT D. SHOAF, PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR
•SEES THE CAMERA AS AN EXTENSION OF THE BODY''
LINDA NESTLER, BUSINESS MANAGER
"SHE'S QUIET BUT POTENT"
BRIDGET VILLANI, CIRCULATION EDITOR
"THIS PAPERGIRL DOESN'T BREAK WINDOWS"
LISA TAYLOR, FEATURES EDITOR
"LISA KNOWS HOW TO MAKE THE COMPUTER WORK FOR HER"
PHOTOS
AND
LAYOUT
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PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR
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THE NEW GEMMEL
STUDENT CENTER WILL
BE THE NEW HOME FOR
IHEJCALL IN 1992-1993.
MR. ART BARLOW, ADVISOR TO THE CALL. AND ALL
AROUND SWELL GUY.
RICHARD OTTERMAN, EXTRA EDITOR
-ONE HARD WORKING INDIVIDUAL"
THE 1992-T993 CLARION
CALL EXECUTIVE BOARD.
Section B
The Clarion Pall - 4-30-92 - Page 17
Tra\el
Hostel Europe 1992! Pittsburgh
AYH has Eurail Passes, Student ID
cards and inexpensive Hostel
Membership Cards. Call 412-422-
2282 for information.
Sales
Copies made 10 cents ea. Volun
discounts as low as S cents ea.
Clarion Office Equipment.
Greenville Ave. extension.
Cheap! FBI/U.S. Seized 89
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Typesetting, Mailing Labels, etc.
also available. Call 764-3253 -
Kim: Faxline 764-5751.
Glassware - Mugs, Wine Glasses
Etc. — Custom etched with your
Greek Letters or Crest. Call Rob
Buffone 814-2264845 or 412-335-
9033.
For Sale: 19" color television.
Turntable mounted. Asking $100.
Call 226-9719
For Sale- 1979 ford LTD Landau,
loaded, good condition, Call 227-
2376 3-11 pm.
Tales from the Crypt T-shirt for sale.
X-Large- Call Michelle (2380).
Help Wauled
Umpires Needed: Clarion Little
League and Senior League is paying
for umpires. Season is April 27 thru
July 1. If you are going to be in
Clarion and have any umpiring
experience please contact Lee Krull
226-2423 or 226-5899.
Graduating? Taking Time Off?
Exciting Live-In Nanny positions
available. 1 Year East Coast
Placements. $175-250/week. Paid
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Call The Perfect Nanny- 1-800-882-
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Help Wanted (Summer 6/22 to
8/22) The Association for the Help
of Retarded Children needs Male
and Female students to work at its
summer sleep-away camp in the
Catskill mountains for
developmentalry disabled children
and adults. Paid Positions available
for cabin counselors, program
instructors, WSI's, office staff.
Write Camp Loyaltovra, AHRC,
189 Wheately Road, Brookville, NY
11545, or call 516-626-1000, Mon-
Fri.
EARN MONEY marketing
scholarship opportunities part time.
No selling or experience necessary.
For free information contact Atlantic
Student Grant Search 1-800-766-
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Cruise Ships Now Hiring - Earn
$2,000+/month + world travel
(Hawaii, Mexico, the Carribean,
ect) Holiday, Summer and Career
employment available. No
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employment program call 1-206-
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CAMP STAFF - Counselors and
nurse, over 18, for residential camp
serving children and adults who are
mentally retarded. June 9 - July 18.
412-775-1602.
Interested in working with the
mentally retarded? VOLUNTEERS
NEEDED for Special Olympics
camp near DuBois, PA. Aug. 9-13.
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158D, Reynoldsville, PA 15851
Wanted Nanny for 2 self-sufficient
children. Latrobe Area. June-
August. Room and Board included.
Call 814-379-3990.
Rental
Apartment for Summer near Campus
226-7997
Forest Manor Fall 92 — Spring 93
No Deposit needed- Never a rent
increase Previous FM residents Call
Now^r^^^k about Your rate! Low
Summer Rates Call: 226-1150
Mobile Home available for summer.
Cheap summer rates. Call Linda
227-2784 anytime
Large Apartment for 4. 3 Blocks
from campus. Call 226-2627
House for rent 3-5 students.
Garbage included. Call 226-8900
from 9am-5pm.
College Park Apartments has 2
bedroom apartments for both 5 week
summer sessions. Call 226-7092
Sleeping Rooms Only Near college
campus, for summer semester. For
more information call 226-5647.
Summer openings available at
Winfield Apartments Comfortable.
Furnished. 1 to 4 person occupancy.
Two close-to-campus locations. Call
226-5917.
4 Bedroom Apt. for rent. Both
summer sessions. For details call
(412) 863-1283.
Nice Houses and Apartments
available for summer 1992 sessions.
Can be reached evenings at 226-
8617
Nice Houses and Apartments
available for fall semester. Can be
reached evenings at 226-8617
Nice quiet furnished apartment for
3-4 girls. 226-8225
For Rent: three bedroom apartment
close to campus. 226-8010
Summer 1992 Student Rentals Apts
or House Fully Furnished. 2 people
$600.00 or 4 people $800.00 for 10
week summer session call 226-5690
Personals
Graduation Tickets Needed - Will
Pay! Call Mclanie 227-2290
To all Greeks - Congratulations for a
SUPER Greek Week! Hope you had
as much fun as we did! Love, The
Zelas
Phi Sigma Sigma congratulates
Sharon Hesrdenee, Greek Wonwnof
the Year, for keeping the tradition
solid for a third year.
Congratulations to Phi Sigma Kappa
and D-Phi-E for winning first place
in Greek Week. Love the sisters of
Phi Sigma Sigma
Phi Sigma Sigma would like to
thank those special sisters involved
in making our Greek Sing so
successful!
Congrats Jeff and Dave for being
initiated and Congrats also to Brian
and Barron - yeah- you're done!
Love your Sweetheart, Gina
To Michelle Tucci and Lisa Potter
(the land ladies)thanks for helping
us out this semester. We really
appreciated it. We had a blast! The
brothers of Theta Xi
A late congratulations to our two
newest initiated brothers, Jeff Deitz
(Ducky) and Dave Reinsel (Penn-
Dot). Now ya know. The brothers of
Theta Xi P.S. $14 bullets?!?
Brooke Rubrite, Sorry for the
misspelling last time! You make a
great Christmas tree! Love, Theta
Phi Alpha's PR. chair
In loving memory of Dan Rametta,
who passed away one year ago -
Dan, we miss you and would like to
thank you for showing us the way.
Brothers forever, Phi Sigma Kappa
To all Greeks who participated in
Greek Week '92, Congratulations on
all your hard work and participation.
We can't wait till we "Rock in the
Free World" next year! Phi Sigma
Kappa
To D Phi E, Congratulations on the
back-to-back. You girls were great.
Phi Sigma Kappa
Phi Sigma Kappa would like to
congratulate our alumni, Fr. Monty
and Dr. Michalski on their awards
from the Greeks. We would also like
to wish Dr. Michalski the best in his
retirement.
Phi Sigma Kappa would like to
thank Mike Koziel and Sherri White
for all their help in Greek Sing. We
couldn't have done it without you.
And we liked what was under that
shirt.
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Tracie Leshock - Great p erformance
in "Dark of the Moon" - We're very
proud of you! Love, your Zeta
sisters!
Dan Coyle - We thank you "more
than words" could say for all of your
time and outstanding guitar playing
during Greek Sing. We-couldn't have
taken second without you! Love, the
Zetas
Congrats to Chris Cardello for being
chosen as the new 1992-93
Cuddlebunny! Also thanks Mike
Bundy for being 1991-92
Cuddlebunny. We love you both!
Kappa Delta Rho, Your sweetheart's
eyes were very orange, like your
colors that are worn. She hugged
you all and to your surprise! Now
you all have Michelle's pink eye.
Love, Phi Sigma Sigma
Karen Condron, You are the best
little in the whole world. Student
teaching is almost done!! Keep up
the good work I know you'll do
great. My eyes get steamy everytime
I think of your graduation. You are a
great friend, sister and little. I'm very
proud of you. Love, Sharon
D Phi E would like to welcome our
open bids: Wendy Spicuzza, Kelly
English, Holly Sena.
Congratulations!
To the sisters of Kappa Theta Phi:
Thanks so much for everything you
have done for me! Although I may
be miles away, you will still be with
me in my heart. KXKO, your honey
bunny, Mamie. PS - Fly high in the
friendly skies!
Erin - Good luck on finals little! Just
think, only 2 weeks left til' the big
21!!! And only 1 week left til'
summer really starts! It'll be the best
summer ever! Let's hit those courts!
Love - Your Big
Hey 15 Shady Roomies!! Good
Luck on finals! ! 1**11 miss you guys
this summer! Keep thinking of ALF
92!!! See ya in August! Love - Tara
The brothers of Theta Xi would like
to congratulate our graduating
seniors. Good Luck!
(cont. oh pg. 18)
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Classifieds
(cont. from pg. 17)
Melissa, There us nothing more special
than a Big who is a great friend !
Kappa Love, 111 miss you, Denise
To the graduating Kappas: Thanx for
the great times - 111 miss you guys.
Denise B.
Herald, My little love muffin, Thanks
for a wonderful 2 years. We've had our
moments but we seem to have pulled
through them ok. Good Luck with the
future. Who knows, maybe things will
work out. Love you always, Michelle
(the editor)
To our sweetheart Gina DeBacco:
Congratulations on being initiated onto
the sisterhood of Delta Zeta. We knew
that you could make it Love, the
brothers of Theta Xi. P.S. No more
teasing, we promise.
To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma: You
have truly made my college years
memorable. You are always in my
heart, never to be forgotten. I love you
all, and will miss every one of you.
WORD! Love, Sherri
To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma,
What a weekend! Thanks! Your
Teddybear
John, How's my favorite sweetheart?
Phi Sigma Sigrna LOVES our
awesome "Ted D. Bear!"
Congratulations' Love Gina
To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma: It
was a day full of rain but the Silver
Bullet had us feeling no pain. And
according to Jen, if you weren't
wasted, then the day was. Thanks for a
great time! Love ya, Gina Bean P.S.
Watch out for the heater in the
Cowboy room, itll burn your jacket
too!
The sisters of D Phi E would like to
wish everyone good luck on finals and
have a good summer!
Michelle,
I also have
enjoyed the
past two years.
Don't forget . .
36 months to go.
Good luck with
my paper
next year.
-Herald
— — —
• *
Congratulations Amy! Sig Tau Gamma
sweetheart 2 years in a row! You make
your D Phi E sisters very proud!
Happy Belated Birthday to Kerri and
Nicole. Love your D Phi E sisters
Happy 21st Birthday Krissy . Love
your D Phi E sisters!
Congratulations to the new sisters of D
Phi E! Jen Berry, Beth Burhoe, Cheryl
Connor, Lisa DeCarlo, Laurie Marmo,
Heather Rasmussen, Jen Dymond,
Krissy Emig, Angela Gaspar, Deneen
Pyle.
Hey Phi Sigma Kappa, 2 years in a
row, Way to go! Let's go for 3 in '93!
Love D Phi E
To all the graduating seniors of D Phi
E, We love you! You made us what we
are today! Good luck with your
futures! XOXOXO
To the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha -
Thank you for four wonderful years - 1
am going to miss you guys so much
Love Always Mel
To the brothers of Kappa Delta Rho -
What more can I say except "Thank
You." You guys truly are the best!
Have a great summer With Love,
Michelle
Phi Sigma Sigma, We are
"Spectacular!" Thanks for all your
support during Greek Week! Have a
Great Summer Luv - Schmeider
Kelly, Amy - We're gonna miss you!
Love, the gang (55)
Kelly - You;re the bestest roomie ever
- miss me! (Watch out Edinboro)
Congratulations to our graduating TRI-
SIGMA sisters : Amy, Jina, Beth,
Brenda, Alice, missy, Tracy, Pam,
Laurie, Kristen, Michelle S., Michelle
W., Kelly, Heather, Jennifer, Jill,
Gretchen and Janice! We wish you all
the best of luck in the future! We will
miss you all very much!! Sigma Love
always, TRI SIGMA
TRI-SIGMA wishes everyone good
luck on finals and congratulations to
all graduating seniors ! !
TRI-SIGMA thanks VALERIE for all
her work with Founder's Day! We all
had a great time!! Love, your Sigma
Sisters
TRI-SIGMA wishes to thank MARIA
for an excellent job on the formal! It
was a blast! ! Love, your Sigma Sisters
Nanci R., We wish you weren't
transferring. Well miss you!
Remember to come back and visit us.
Love, your Theta Phi Sisters
Congratulations to our new Theta Phi
Sisters Becky, Marcy, Karrie, Steph,
Kim, Wendy, Tina, Crystal, Karin,
Heather, Dana, and Vonda. We love
you!
Jen Young, Congratulations on
receiving Theta Phi Alpha, Beta Kappa
Chapter Senior Service Award. We
love you and we will miss you! Your
Theta Phi Sisters
Milt, You have been a great
sweetheart! Thank you for all of your
support! We will miss you! Love,
Theta Phi Alpha
Congratulations to our graduating
seniors! Good Luck in the future! We
will miss you! Remember, memories
last forever! Love, your sisters of
Theta Phi Alpha
Congratulations to Crystal Knorr on
receiving your internship. We are
Stehle f s
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really going to miss you. Thank you
for being a great president. Love, your
Delta Zeta sisters
Congratulations to Little B. on
becoming the Delta Zeta Turtlebuddy
again! We just can't get enough of you!
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta
Congratulations to Michelle Exley on
becoming Delta Zeta's president and
Jacquie Widmar for becoming Delta
Zeta's new treasurer. Love, your DZ
sisters
To our sweethearts Jay and John:
Congratulations on graduating! Well
miss you guys tons! We couldn't have
picked sweeter sweethearts. Thanks
for all you have done for us. Love, the
sisters of Kappa Theta Phi
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to wish Happy Summer Birthdays
to Tessa Bajorek, Missy Dunjham,
Sandi McCloskey and Jen Seery.
Happy Legality to Denise Greco, Jen
Casper, Tara Bennett, Lisa & Lorie
Domjanich and Mamie Langman. See
y'allatthebars!!!!
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to wish all of the fraternities and
sororities a great summer break. We
hope it's a blast. See you in the fall.
Hey, Hey, Captain! Congratulations on
becoming our newest sweetheart. We
are so happy to call you one of us.
Love, the sisters of Kappa Theta Phi
To Tessa Bajorek, Malissa Wingfield
and Betsy Littlejohn: You guys finally
made it, Congratulations! Even though
you're leaving, you will always be here
with us. We'll miss you tons. Have fun
and good luck in the real world. Love,
your Kappa Theta Phi sisters PS:
Alumni Donations, anyone?
The brothers of Delta Chi want to
thank AST for the special Olympics
run. Things might not have been on
schedule, but we still had a great time.
To the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha I
would like to thank everyone for a
gTeat year. Thanks for all the good
times and memories. Being your
sweetheart has meant so much to me,
and I'm glad I had the opportunity to
meet everyone of you. Love, your
Theta Phi Guy John
SENIORS Senior Walk T-shirts limited
amount Call 227-2702
Congratulations to the Delta Chi
graduates! John Frano, Brian Snead,
John Spare, Jay Warhola, Keith
Williams and Dave Vioral.GoodLuck!
I would like to thank the brothers of
Sigma Tau Gamma for choosing me
agian to be your white rose. I am very
honored and looking forward to
spending another year with you! Love
ya, Amy
Chris Peters: You were the best big!
Thanks for everything. Ill miss you
next year. Best of Luck- Love, Ann
Ground Floor girls: Thanks for giving
me another great year as your RA.
Have a great summer! I Love you all!
Ann
Megan: You are the greatest and 111
miss you a lot! Love Ya lots, Fred
Vladimir, To the coolest boyfriend in
world. Thanks for always being there
for me. You have made the past six
years of my life wonderful! Love, the
coolest girlfriend in the world
Justin , 90210 won't be the same
without you! Good Luck making it
through the rest of college. Love, your
twin
Kev- Thanks for being there for me. I
always keep my promises. Lots of
Luck in the future. Love, Mamie
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What are your plans
for the summer?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Ray Henderson
Jon Sitler
Junior, Communication
"Fully abandon the path to righteousness and
succumb to my drug and alcohol problems."
Shawn Hogan
Freshman, Math
"Go on a quest to kill people who go through the
express lane with over eight items."
Lori Wise Grunick
Sophomore, Art/Philosophy
"Dig in the dirt, paint, and think about it."
Scott Jones
Freshman, CAIS
"Take a vacation to Baltimore, Maryland."
Theresa Bostic
Junior, Communication
"To relax and make some money."
John Rickard
Sophomore, Soc/Psy., English
"Enjoy myself, work, and save money to
come back next fall."
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Classifieds
Melissa, There us nothing more special
than a Big who is a great friend !
Kappa Love. I'll miss you, Denise
To the graduating Kappas: Thanx for
the great times - 111 miss you guys.
Denise B.
Herald, My little love muffin, Thanks
for a wonderful 2 years. We've had our
moments but we seem to have pulled
through them ok. Good Luck with the
future. Who knows, maybe things will
work out. Love you always, Michelle
(the editor)
To our sweetheart Gina DeBacco:
Congratulations on being initiated onto
the sisterhood of Delta Zeta. We knew
that you could make it. Love, the
brothers of Theta Xi. PS. No more
teasing, we promise.
To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma: You
have truly made my college years
memorable. You are always in my
heart, neva to be forgotten. 1 love you
all, and will miss every one of you.
WORD! Love, Sherri
To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma,
What a weekend! Thanks! Your
Teddy bear
John, How ivorite sweetheart?
Phi Sigma ' LOVES our
awesome "Ted D. Bear!"
Congratulate i Love Gina
To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma: It
was a day full tain but the Silver
Bullet had us i Hng no pain. And
according to Jen, if you weren't
wasted, then the day was. Thanks for a
great time! Love ya, Gina Bean P.S.
Watch out for the heater in the
Cowboy room, it'll burn your jacket
too!
The sisters of D Phi E would like to
wish everyone good luck on finals and
have a good summer!
Michelle, "
/ also have
enjoyed the
past two years.
Don't forget . .
36 months to go.
Good luck with
mv paper
next year.
-Herald
Congratulations Amy! Sig Tau Gamma
sweetheart 2 years in a row! You make
your D Phi E sisters very proud!
Happy Belated Birthday to Kerri and
Nicole. Love your D Phi E sisters
Happy 21st Birthday Krissy . Love
your D Phi E sisters!
Congratulations to the new sisters of D
Phi E! Jen Berry, Beth Burhoe, Cheryl
Connor, Lisa DeCarlo, Laurie Marmo,
Heather Rasmussen, Jen Dymond,
Krissy Errrig, Angela Gaspar, Deneen
Pyle.
Hey Phi Sigma Kappa, 2 years in a
row, Way to go! Let's go for 3 in '93!
Love D Phi E
To all the graduating seniors of D Phi
E, We love you! You made us what we
are today! Good luck with your
futures! XOXOXO
To the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha -
Thank you for four wonderful years - 1
am going to miss you guys so much
Love Always Mel
To the brothers of Kappa Delta Rho
What more can 1 say except "Thank
You." You guys truly are the best!
Have a great summeT With Love,
Michelle
Phi Sigma Sigma, We are
"Spectacular!" Thanks for all your
support during Greek Week! Have a
Great Summer Luv - Schmeider
Kelly, Amy - We're gonna miss you!
Love, the gang (55)
Kelly - You;re the bestest roomie ever
- miss me! (Watch out Edinboro)
Congratulations to our graduating TRI-
(cont.frompg. 17)
SIGMA sisters : Amy, Jina, Beth,
Brenda, Alice, missy, Tracy, Pam,
Laurie, Kristen, Michelle S., Michelle
W., Kelly, Heather, Jennifer, Jill.
Gretchen and Janice! We wish you all
the best of luck in the future! We will
miss you all very much!! Sigma Love
always, TR1 SIGMA
TR1-SIGMA wishes everyone good
luck on finals and congratulations to
all graduating ssnjois.!!
TRI-SIGMA thanks VALERIE for all
her work with Founder's Day! We all
had a great time!! Love, your Sigma
Sisters
TRI-SIGMA wishes to thank MARIA
for an excellent job on the formal! It
was a blast!! Love, your Sigma Sisters
Nanci R., We wish you weren't
transferring. Well miss you!
Remember to come back and visit us.
Love, your Theta Phi Sisters
Congratulations to our new Theta Phi
Sisters Becky, Marcy, Karrie, Steph,
Kim, Wendy, Tina, Crystal, Karin,
Heather, Dana, and Vonda. We love
you!
Jen Young, Congratulations on
receiving Theta Phi Alpha, Beta Kappa
Chapter Senior Service Award. We
love you and we will miss you! Your
Theta Phi Sisters
Milt, You have been a great
sweetheart! Thank you for all of your
support! We will miss you! Love,
Theta Phi Alpha
Congratulations to our graduating
seniors! Good Luck in the future! We
will miss you! Remember, memories
last forever! Love, your sisters of
Theta Phi Alpha
Congratulations to Crystal Knorr on
receiving your internship. We are
Stehle f s
Mini-storage
3mi from CUP - Intersection 322 & 66
Shippenville, Pa 16254
5x7' space - $21.20 per month
5'xlO' space - $26.50 per month
Deposit required - Larger spaces available
Access 7 days a week
Phone (814) 226-9122
really going to miss you. Thank you
for being a great president. Love, your
Delta Zeta sisters
Congratulations to Little B. on
becoming the Delta Zeta Turtlebuddy
again! We just can't get enough of you!
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta
Congratulations to Michelle Exley on
becoming Delta Zeta's president and
Jacquie Widmar for becoming Delta
Zeta's new treasurer. Love, your DZ
sisters
To our sweethearts Jay and John:
Congratulations on graduating! Well
miss you guys tons! We couldn't have
picked sweeter sweethearts. Thanks
for all you have done for us. Love, the
sisters of Kappa Theta Phi
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to wish Happy Summer Birthdays
to Tessa Bajorek, Missy Dunjham,
Sandi McCloskey and Jen Seery.
Happy Legality to Denise Greco, Jen
Casper, Tara Bennett, Lisa & Lorie
Domjanich and Marnie Langman. See
y'all at the bars!!!!
The sisters of Kappa Theta Phi would
like to wish all of the fraternities and
sororities a great summer break. We
hope it's a blast. See you in the fall.
Hey, Hey, Captain! Congratulations on
becoming our newest sweetheart. We
are so happy to call you one of us.
Love, the sisters of Kappa Theta Phi
To Tessa Bajorek, Malissa Wingfield
and Betsy Littlejohn: You guys finally
made it, Congratulations! Lven though
you're leaving, you will always be here
with us. We'll miss you tons. Have fun
and good luck in the real world. Love,
your Kappa Theta Phi sisters PS:
Alumni Donations, anyone?
The brothers of Delta Chi want to
thank AST for the special Olympics
run. Things might not have been on
schedule, but we still had a great time.
Section B
To the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha I
would like to thank everyone for a
great year. Thanks for all the good
times and memories. Being your
sweetheart has meant so much to me,
and I'm glad 1 had the opportunity to
meet everyone of you. Love, your
Theta Phi Guy John
SENIORS Senior Walk T-shirts limited
amount Call 227-2702
Congratulations to tiie Delta Chi
graduates! John Frano, Brian Snead,
John Spare, Jay Warhola, Keith
Williams and Dave Vioral.GoodLuck!
I would like to thank the brothers of
Sigma Tau Gamma for choosing me
agian to be your white rose. I am very
honored and looking forward to
spending another year with you! Love
ya. Amy
Chris Peters: You were the best big!
Thanks for everything. Ill miss you
next year. Best of Luck. Love, Ann
Ground Floor girls: Thanks forgiving
me another great year as your RA.
Have a great summer! I Love you all!
Ann
Megan: You are the greatest and I'll
rrriss you a lot! Love Ya lots, Fred
Vladimir, To the coolest boyfriend in
world. Thanks for always being there
for me. You have made the past six
years of my life wonderful! Love, the
coolest girlfriend in the world
Justin ,90210 won't be the same
without you! Good Luck making it
through the rest of college. Love, your
twin
Kev- Thanks for being there for me.
always keep my promises. Lots of
Luck in the future. Love, Marnie
at Dan Estadt's
25
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v paraphernalia
includes shot glasses, tumblers,
steins, wallets, pins,
key chains, etc.
226-4871
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The Clarion Call - 4-30-92 - Pace 19
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What are your plans
for the summer?
CALL-ON-YOU
compiled by
Ray Henderson
Mark Neiswonger
Freshman, Undecided
"To acquire vast amounts of sinful cash by
spreading the joy of music to undeserving souls
everywhere."
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Jon Sitler
Junior, Communication
"Fully abandon the path to righteousness and
succumb to my drug and alcohol problems."
Shawn Hogan
Freshman, Math
"Go on a quest to kill people who go through the
express lane with over eight items."
Lori Wise Grunick
Sophomore, Art/Philosophy
"Dig in the dirt, paint, and think about it."
Scott Jones
Freshman, CAIS
"Take a vacation to Baltimore, Maryland."
Theresa Bostic
Junior, Communication
"To relax and make some money."
John Rickard
Sophomore, Soc./Psy., English
"Enjoy myself, work, and save money to
come back next fall."
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