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Vol. 74, nos. 1-22 

andl -17 



September 10, 1992- 

April 29, 1993 

and 
September 9, 1993 

May 5, 1994 



Clarion Call 



Sept-May 1992/93 





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AAUW: unversity women speak out 


February 4, 1993 


11 


3 


Accreditation: Middle States finish final site visit 


April 22, 1993 


1 


4 


Accreditation: Middle States update 


November 19, 1992 


5 


5 


Activities Day: out door concert to rock 


September 17, 1992 


11 


6 


Advisors are more than just schedulers 


April 22, 1993 


5 


7 


African American Caucus presents a series of guest lectures 


September 24, 1992 


3 


8 


African American Culture 


April 1,1993 


11 


9 


African Art: learning 


September 24, 1992 


15 


10 


African night planned 


February 25, 1993 


10 


11 


AIDS Awareness: service planned 


November 19, 1992 


8 


12 


Alcohol awareness at CUP 


October 15, 1992 


8 


13 


ALF parade: what to look for 


October 15, 1992 


13 


14 


ALF parking Announcements 


October 15, 1992 


9 


15 


Andrew Relief Clarion Aids 


October 15, 1992 


8 


16 


Angle, Kurt: takes Gold 


February 18, 1993 


20 


17 


Angle, Kurt: wrestled in World Cup 


November 19, 1992 


19 


18 


Animal Rights: new group to form on campus 


February 18, 1993 


6 


19 


Another true story: mini concert is major success 


September 24, 1992 


15 


20 


Appropriations request: chancellor goes before state senate 


March 4, 1993 


1 


21 


Athletes: recognized for academic achievement 


March 4, 1993 


16 


22 


Autum Leaf Festival: a growing tradition 


October 8, 1992 


11 


23 


Baldwin, Robert: to receive Service Award 


April 22, 1993 


6 


24 


Band: welcomes back alumni to perform 


September 24, 1992 


14 


25 


Baseball: hoping to spring into 1993 PSAC 


March 25, 1993 


19 


26 


Baseball: Injuries hard luck leaving clarion in role of spoiler 


April 22, 1993 


19 


27 


Baseball: wins three of four in weird week 


April 29, 1993 


21 


28 


Basketball: Women on the road to a solid start 


January 21, 1993 


16 


29 


Basketball: 80 percent clip to open season 


December 10, 1992 


20 


30 


Basketball: Accolades round up for 


April 1,1993 


21 


31 


Basketball: capture 3rd straight PSAC West crown 


March 4, 1993 


15 


32 


Basketball: clarion.edinboro battling for PSAC West crown 


February 25, 1993 


17 


33 


Basketball: defeat Cal in divisional shootout 


February 11, 1993 


21 


34 


Basketball: eagles approach crossroads in conference play 


February 4, 1993 


18 


35 


Basketball: late season slump bounces 


March 4, 1993 


16 


36 


Basketball: men grapplers fighting through injury plague season 


January 21, 1993 


17 


37 


Basketball: parity of conferences finds 


January 28, 1993 


19 


38 


Basketball: playoff hopes 


February 18, 1993 


15 


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Basketball: quest for top spot 


February 11, 1993 


19 


Basketball: Shipp injures CUP playoff hopes 


February 25, 1993 


20 


41 


Basketball: sponsors hoop shoot 


October 15, 1992 


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42 


Basketball: survives early quizzes, face test verus 


December 10, 1992 


19 


43 


Basketball: team gamers exhibition win 


November 19, 1992 


20 


44 


Basketball: teamwork and defense are keys 


January 28, 1993 


22 


45 


Basketball: women first PSAC West Loss 


February 18, 1993 


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46 


Basketball: women win two more conference games 


February 4, 1993 


16 


47 


Basketball: women's team want another title 


November 19, 1992 


21 


48 


Battle of the Bands: 1993 


January 28, 1993 


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Beredino, Joe shows rare talent 


April 29, 1993 


14 


Berry, Ron: student sentate VP resigns 


September 17, 1992 


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Biology dept holds workshop 


September 24, 1992 


7 



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Bolland, Herbert: once met cult predecessors 


April 1,1993 


7 


Books banned 


September 24, 1992 


8 


54 


Boyd, Edgar remembering Martin Luther King jr 


January 21, 1993 


9 


55 


Boyd, Greg: to give two speaches on campus this week 


November 12, 1992 


15 


56 


Bryson, Jeanie quintet brings unique jazz style 


February 4, 1993 


10 


57 


Budget proposal: casey unveils education 


February 11, 1993 


7 


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Budget: 1992-93 ready for SSHE approval 


October 1,1992 


1 


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Budget: casey releases funds for improvements 


April 1,1993 


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Budget: Clarion projecting $2.7 million shortfall for 1993-94 


March 25, 1993 


1 


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Budget: personnel reductions to offset projected 2.7 million deficit 


April 1,1993 


1 


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Buildings: Trustees approve construction of Presidents Residence 


January 28, 1993 


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Buildings: Opposition grows to new residence 


February 4, 1993 


5 


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Buildings: president's house estimate increased 


February 25, 1993 


6 


65 


Buildings: proposed presidents residence put on hold 


March 25, 1993 


5 


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CABS future is up in the air 


September 17, 1992 


14 


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CABS: is staying 


September 24, 1992 


12 


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Call, Sequelle participate in media convention 


March 25, 1993 


9 


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Career Services plans for future 


October 1, 1992 


6 


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Career Services: job searching made easy 


April 1,1993 


12 


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Carlson Library: adds new index 


February 4, 1993 


14 


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Carlson Library: check it out 


February 4, 1993 


11 


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Carlson Library: check it out 


February 11, 1993 


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Carlson Library: IMC 


February 18, 1993 


10 


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Cathead, Andrea: elected new senate VP 


September 24, 1992 


6 


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CBAA: to host drive 


January 28, 1993 


12 


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Cheerleaders up in the air over funding 


October 15, 1992 


7 


78 


Christmas Carol comes to CUP 


November 19, 1992 


15 


79 


Clarion enters second season 


January 21, 1993 


15 


80 


Class Canceled: foul weather plans considered 


February 18, 1993 


6 


81 


Class registration: problems 


November5, 1992 


5 


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Clintn becomes president 


January 21, 1993 


1 


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Concord won't build aste incinerator in Clarion 


April 29, 1993 


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Construction Projects: casey releases fund for state school 


October 15, 1992 


1 


Courses: 3 language minors to be offered 


April 1,1993 


7 


86 


Creasap, Susan marches her way into Clarion 


September 10, 1992 


11 


87 


Crime: blaze guts house 


November 19, 1992 


6 


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Crime: campuses combat crime 


September 17, 1992 


5 


Crime: clarion falls prey to violent crime 2 students victimized by armed 


February 11, 1993 


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Crime: Fire ousts six clarion students 


January 28, 1993 


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Crime: public safety car trashed 


October 8, 1992 


9 


Crime: Stahlman, Christopher fire kills alumnus 


January .21, 1993 


5 


Crime: student bound over for trial for rioting and trespassing 


March 4, 1993 


6 


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Crime: student charged in public safety vehicle damage 


October 22, 1992 


8 


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Crime: Theta Chi damaged car 


October 29, 1992 




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Crime: two arrested in Nair 


February 4, 1993 


6 


Cross Country: finishes season at PSACS 


November 5, 1992 


17 


98 


Cross Country: opens season 


Septembers, 1992 


20 


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Cross Country: team fares well at 1UP 


September 24, 1992 


20 


Cross Country: teams improving 


Octobers, 1992 


25 


Cross Country: teams prepare for PSACS 


October 22, 1992 


18 


CSA 1993-94 Budget 


April 29, 1993 


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Cultural Diversity week: 


Novembers, 1992 


9 


Cultural diversity: AASU schedules conference 


October 22, 1992 


9 


105 


Cultural Diversity: experience different cultures 


October 29, 1992 


11 


106 


Cultural Night: a taste of the middle east 


October t, 1992 


12 


107 


Dance concert scheduled for tonight 


December 10, 1992 


18 


108 


Day, Anne: history prof wins award 


September^, 1992 


9 


109 
110 


Day, Nancy: gives concert against rape 


October 1, 1992 


14 


Dennis, Amy: Alumni works in Japan 


September 17, 1992 


7 


111 


Disabilities in Education 


November 12, 1992 


7 


112 


Diversity: clarion strives for 


April 1,1993 


5 


113 


Diversity: dealing with 


February 11, 1993 


18 


114 


Diversity: Otway, Gemma striving for student 


April 1,1993 


15 


115 


Diversity: students speak out on minority status 


March 4, 1993 


5 


116 


Earth Day: campus turns green 


April 22, 1993 


15 


117 


Education reform rebuffed 


February 11, 1993 


8 


118 


Eicher, Jeffery & Vanlandingham, Marguerite: running for AT&T investm 


December 10, 1992 


7 


119 


Elinsky, Hasselrig to join EWL Hall 


March 4, 1993 


17 


120 


Emerency Phones: add to campus safety 


April 22, 1993 


7 


121 


EMT program: students want 


October 29, 1992 


18 


122 


Enrollment: new student - up 


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123 


Enrolment: universities see drop 


December 10, 1992 


4 


124 


Escort Service: planned for next semester 


November 12, 1992 


4 


125 


Exchange Students expand minds and cultures 


October 15, 1992 


17 


126 
127 


Express Shop may close fall semester weekends 


March 4, 1993 


5 


Faculty recital, brass quartet 


October 22, 1992 


13 


128 


Faculty: pay up last year 


February 11, 1993 


6 


129 


Family Day: Jones , Scott to perform 


Septembers, 1992 


14 


130 


Financial Aid forms here 


February 4, 1993 


6 


131 


Financial Aid: community service may be future repayment 


February 18, 1993 


1 


132 


Financial Aid: new scholarship added 


February 18, 1993 


7 


133 


First cultural night is a trip 


October 8, 1992 


16 


134 


Flex dollars and Cash allowance: 


October 15, 1992 


16 


135 


Football: final golden eagle 


December 10, 1992 


22 


136 


Football: 2-1 in PSAC West 


October 29, 1992 


19 


137 


Football: eagles looking ahead to promising season 


September 10, 1992 


19 


138 


Football: eagles team loses a heartbreaker 


September 24, 1992 


19 


139 


Football:jjolden eagles run all over lock haven 


October 22, 1992 


15 


140 


Football: hold on to lead for first victory 


October 15, 1992 


23 


141 


Football. I UP won't beat Clarion on reputation alone 


Novembers, 1992 


20 


142 


Football: Level IUP 


November 19, 1992 


1 


143 


Football: offense sputters in loss to Westminister 


October 1,1992 


19 


144 


Football: PSAC honors Myers 


November 19, 1992 


22 


145 


Football: PSAC West championship 


November 19, 1992 


22 


146 
147 


Football: still alive in PSAC playoff 


November 5, 1992 


15 


Football: team loses fourth in a row 


October 8, 1992 


23 


148 


Football: win battle with Rock 


November 12, 1992 


19 


149 
150 


Football; gridiron home opener this Saturday 


Septembers, 1992 


21 


Frantemity/Soroities: TKE Members face charges charter tost 


January 21, 1993 


6 


151 
152 
153 


Franternity/Sororities: Alpha Phi Omega dedicated to the 


April 29, 1993 


12 


Fraternity/Sororities: battle erupts TKE 


December 10, 1992 


6 


Fraternity/Sororities: Gamma Theta Kappa one with nature 


March 4, 1993 


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Fraternity/Sororities: police raid party 


February 25, 1993 


5 


Fraternity/Sorority: Kappa Theta Phi fails to meet requirements 


Octobers, 1992 


16 


156 


Fraternity/Sorority: New Mr. CUP crowned 


November 19, 1992 


14 


157 


Fuget, Charles: commencement committee welcomes 


January 28, 1993 


6 


158 


Gemmell computer lab aids students 


October 8, 1992 


9 


159 


Gemmell Student Center completed 


September 17, 1992 


1 


160 


Gemmell Student Center dedicated 


September 24, 1992 


8 


161 


Giving Campaign: kicks off 


October 1,1992 


5 


162 


Golf: eagle team on the right course 


September 17, 1992 


20 


163 


Golf. Linkster shooting for strong finish 


April 22, 1993 


21 


164 
165 


Golf: taking part in Fall PSAC today 


October 8, 1992 


24 


Golf: team finishes third at Fall PSAC 


October 15, 1992 


24 


166 
167 


Golf, team heading toward PSAC's 


October 1,1992 


20 


Golf team impressive at Hal Hanson Tournament 


September 24, 1992 


21 


168 


Gorgan, Jack: US army field band marches into Tippin 


October 1,1992 


11 


169 
170 


Gospel fest 92 shining 


November 19, 1992 


11 


Graduation Fee: council of trustees pass for 1993 


October 8, 1992 


1 


171 


Greek week: 1993 


April 1, 1993 


19 


172 


Greek Week: is is really a friendly competition 


April 22, 1993 


9 


173 


Greek: choosing a fraternity 


January 28, 1993 


12 


174 


Greek: rush what the sororities have to offer 


January 28, 1993 


12 


175 


Greeks: getting the most out of rush 


September 24, 1992 


11 


176 


Greeks: new fraternity knocks at the door while old soroity is let back in 


ApriM, 1993 


12 


177 


Gridiron campaign: Myers and Reinhart chosen 


September 10, 1992 


19 


178 


Hart Chapel: ghost haunts 


October 29, 1992 


7 


179 


Hazardous Waste: Concord fighting for new application 


September 10, 1992 


4 


180 


History: Celebrating 125 years of Clarion 


April 29, 1993 


13 


181 


History: Clarion University celebrating 125 years 


November 12, 1992 


1 


182 


History: CUP 125 years, my how you've grown 


November 12, 1992 


9 


183 


Hockey Team: yes there is a clarion team 


February 11, 1993 


22 


184 


Hodder, Kane: brings Jason to clarion 


October 29, 1992 


12 


185 


Homecoming court chosen 1992 


October 15, 1992 


13 


186 


Homosexual be allowed in the miltary 


February 25, 1993 


1 


187 


Hufssey, Billy: to teach acting 


March 25, 1993 


14 


188 


Instructional Support Fee Increase 


November5, 1992 


1 


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Into the Streets: helping the community 


October 1,1992 


12 


Jack o latem slam fest set 


October 29, 1992 


21 


Janke, Bernice: riding the roller coaster of life 


March 25, 1993 


12 


King, Deborah: takes over women studies 


Novembers, 1992 


6 


193 


Kline, Brad & Brown Tim: athletes receive awards 


January 21, 1993 


20 


194 


Kordrick, William receive award 


April 29, 1993 


8 


195 


Kunkler. Heather gets a head start in broadcasting world 


April 29, 1993 


14 


196 


Kvak, Joe and Miller, Mike: sharing college experience 


March 4, 1993 


11 


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Laser shows beaming down 


October 15, 1992 


17 


Latin American night at Gemmell 


March 25, 1993 


15 


Leadership conference: sparks at 


October 8, 1992 


8 


Letter Drive: senate sponsors 


October 1,1992 


6 


Library Science co sponsor conference 


November 5, 1992 


6 


202 


Lindsay, Mary: music department welcomes opera singer 


Novembers, 1992 


15 


202 


i Loans: are campaign issue 


October 8, 1992 


7 


204 


Love, Ruth: to speak tonight 


February 25, 1993 


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Madrigal dinner: a night of food, song, and fun 
MalgojggXdajjjhter to s peak 
M alcolm X: shabazz talks " 

McCabe, Gerald: 



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McCluskey, Mamie: meet your queen ~ 

Meal Plan: trustees take action on some personal decisions 



Moore, Robert receive award 



Morton, Kwame: recieveshonors 



Movie Re view: S ex90 's style 



M ovie Review: consenting adul ts 

Movi e Review: Jack Nicholson movie blitz 



Movie Revi ew: Mochicans striving for an oscar 



Movie Re view: Punxsutawney makes it to the biglcree n 



Movie Review: The unforgiven 



Mulit Cultural magic of S. Asia 



Music Marketing Association invades New York 



Music: Army Band plays at CUP 



Music: education workshop 



Music: recital scheduled 



Musical: Pippin to open 



NAFSA: clarion receives $1,000 co-op grant 



National Broadcasting Society has a busy mo ntrT 
Noel Levitz Faculty Workshop 



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Novak, Rebecca: save the day for cranberry stude nts 



Parsons, Margaret: recieves award 



Pell Grants: senate joins house in approving cut 



Pezek-Bums, Jodi: named t fill two coaching positions at Clarion 



Pitman, Sylvia: performes insp irational 



Pittburgh Ballet " Tip toe" the night away 



Pittman, Sylvia: soprano to p erform 



Printz, Robbie: hosts battle of the bands 
Professors teach less and research more 



PRWRCja rion hosts writing project 



Public safety: cars booted 



Public S afety: Martinazzi respons 



Pu blic Safety: n o exceptions on restriction of parking spaces 
Public safety: on the beat 



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R acquetba ll to urney held at Tippin and Gemmell 
Reaccreditation: CUP evaluated 



Rec ruiter to aid e nrollments 

Reed^Eric: m aking the most out of^ iarigrT 

Reinh ard, D: we jcomesb ack faculty 



Rein hard.D: a ddress 

Residence Life: inconsistencies irF 

Robinson Randall: visiting scholars series open 

Romm , jtonny : brings ESP t o CUP 

Rumbaugh.Curti s: mu sic ma^ofClarion 

SAAC: striving to unite athletes 

Sanderson, William: questions incinerator impact on Clarion community 

Sandford Gallery: new exhibit features a host of artists 

Sandford Gallery: photography exhibit opens 



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December 10, 1992 
February 11, 1993 



February 18, 1993 



September 24, 1992 



October 22, 1992 



April 1,1993 



April 29, 1993 



November 5, 1992 



April 22, 1993 



October 29, 1992 



January 28, 1993 



October 8, 1992 



February 25, 1993 



September 10, 1992 



April 29, 1993 



April 29, 1993 



April 22, 1993 



October 1,1992 



October 1, 1992 



February 18, 1993 



February 11, 1993 



November 19, 1992 



October 8, 1992 



ApriM, 1993 



September 17, 1992 



October 8, 1992 



September 10, 1992 



April 29, 1993 



March 4, 1993 



February 18, 1993 



January 21, 1993 



September 24, 1992 



September 10, 1992 



September 24, 1992 



Novembers, 1992 



February 11, 1993 



September 24, 1992 



February 18, 1993 



September 24, 1992 



December 10, 1992 



April 22, 1993 



September 10, 1992 



October 15. 1992 



January 28, 1993 



October 8. 1992 



November 12^1992 
February 25, 1993 



October 29, 1992 
September 24, 1992 
January 21, 1993 
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Sanford Gallery: Odyssey: a family from slavery T< 


Dctober 1,1992 


14 


257 


Sanford Gallery: opens with faculty exhibition 


September 17, 1992 


15 


258 


Sanford Gallery: Senior exhibits on display 


December 10, 1992 


12 


259 


Sanford Gallery: Time Pieces on display 


February 11, 1993 


15 


260 


Saturday classes: a real nightmare 


November 12, 1992 


7 


261 


Scholarship tax appealed 


September 24, 1992 


4 


262 


Scholarship: Chen Aharrah Ried Awarded 


September 10, 1992 


12 


263 


Science Education: recieves grant 


September 10, 1992 


8 


264 


Seagull flies high and spells success 


November 19, 1992 


11 


265 


Seagull" russina play due to open 


November 12, 1992 


10 


266 


SEC owes postseason bonanza to PSAC 


December 10, 1992 


22 


267 


Self defense clinic held 


October 15, 1992 


10 


268 


Sexual Assault seminar on campus 


October 15, 1992 


8 


269 


Shropshire, John: to appear on WQED 


September 10, 1992 


15 


270 


Signs: new campus signs posted 


September 10, 1992 


9 


271 


Siler Complex: accreditation received 


March 4, 1993 


6 


272 


Siler Complex: changes 


November5, 1992 


8 


273 


Sister Soujah : controverial 


November 12, 1992 


5 


274 


Sister Souljah: to lecture at Gemmel Center 


October 29, 1992 


1 


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Social Equity office sponsors luncheon 


September 24, 1992 


3 


276 


Society /Advancement of Management places 


October 29, 1992 


6 


277 


Softball: eleven game plunge drowns eagles 


April 22, 1993 


20 


278 


Softball: Hayward, Jeannine win 5 in the sun 


March 25, 1993 


20 


279 


Softball: team goes for April 


April 29, 1993 


22 


280 


Softball: team splits with Westminster 


April 1,1993 


21 


281 


Spencer, Kevin & Cindy: entertain 


October 29, 1992 


12 


282 


Sports Hall moved to Chandler on April 30 


April 22, 1993 


21 


283 


SSHE aids charities 


February 25, 1993 


6 


284 


SSHE answers questions 


October 8, 1992 


5 


285 


SSHE asks stae for future appropriations 


October 29, 1992 


18 


286 


SSHE board elects officers 


September 10, 1992 


9 


287 


SSHE board: committee finds fault with 


December 10, 1992 


5 


288 


Stafford Loan: limits set 


February 25, 1993 


7 


289 


STAR: presents first sexual assault awamess week 


September 17, 1992 


4 


290 


STAR: program helps prevent crime 


October 1,1992 


8 


291 


Stiles, Bill: mind reader come to CUP 


October 15, 1992 


14 


292 


Student Aid rises 


November 19, 1992 


5 


293 


Student loans become campaign issue 


October 15, 1992 


6 


294 


Student Senate: installed amid election controversy 


December 10, 1992 


1 


295 


Student Senate: Jewart, Michael 


November 12, 1992 


5 


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Student Senate: officers elected 


December 10, 1992 


5 


297 


Student Senate: pictures 1993 


November 12, 1992 


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Student Senate: shakeup three resign 


February 18, 1993 


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Student Senate: Smith Gara 


January 21, 1993 


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Swimming: women's team seeks 18th straight conference title 



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Tennis: team downs St Francis 



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Tennis: team falls to Shippensburg 



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Trip: re-enactment 



Tuition : new proposal 



Tuition hike: SSHE approves another annual 



TV 5 heats up with faces of desire 



TV 5 now brings clarion the news 



UBA: the best bargin in town 



Venango Campus: mission statement should be in place for MSA review 



Vento, Frank: looks for ancient life 

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Welcome Back Issue 






Volume 74, Issue 1 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 10, 1992 




News Clips.,. 



-National- 



metropolis, III. (AP) This southern Illinois city bills itself 
as Superman's hometown, and folks aren't pleased with DC 
Comics for announcing the cartoon hero's imminent death. 

ss No matter what they do with him, there is, was or will be a 
character named Superman from Metropolis," said Mike Kimmel, 
a local police officer. 

The comic book company said last week that the Man of Steel 
will meet his end, in an edition due out Nov. 18, in an epic battle 
with an escaped lunatic named Doomsday. Rumors abounded that 
Superman would somehow be resurrected. 

- Stat IS 



NORRISTOWN, PA (AP) President Bush says it's time for a 
revolution in American education. And, he says he's the only 
presidential candidate who will tell the nation what it needs to hear, 
riot just what it wants to hear. 

Bush used a speech to high school students in Norristown, 
Pennsylvania, Wednesday to make another pitch for his GI bill for 
children. 

The president says his proposal would give $1,000 scholarships 
to low and middle income kids to be used at the schools of their 
parents' choice. Be it public or private. 

The president also advocated setting higher standards and getting 
government off teachers' backs. 

The president claims democrat Bill Clinton is opposed to change 
and just wants to spend more money on the same old educational 
system. 



In This Issue... 



CAMPUS 

NEWS 



- STUDENT KILLED 
PG.5 

- CLINTON COMES TO AREA 
PG.6 






FEATURES -weird news 

P(j. 14 

SPORTS " G0LDEN EAGLES OPEN 

SEASON 



•Clarion's Weather Outlook- 



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FRIDAY> PARTLY CLOUDY, HIGH 85 
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SUNDAY> PARTLY CLOUDY, HIGH 83 
MONDAY> CLOUDS AND SUN , HIGH 85 
TUESDAY> CLEAR AND SUNNY , HIGH 78 
WEDNESDAY> RAIN, HIGH 75 



SSHE approves another 
annual tuition hike 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



The Board of Governors of the 
State System of Higher Education 
(SSHE) approved a 25 percent 
tuition increase for out-of-state 
students at their July quarterly 
meeting. This is- an annual 
increase of $1,230 for the 9,000 
out-of-state residents. In-state 
students only received a 3.8 
percent increase or $100, effective 
in the spring semester. 
The tuition hikes were, in part, a 



increase. 

"I would have liked to have seen 
a $200 to $250 increase," said 
Clarion student and board member, 
Monica Douglas. Douglas felt that 
rather than cut library hours and 
resources, overcrowd classrooms 
or cut classes altogether, a greater 
tuition increase would be preferred. 

"The board didn't want to do it to 
the students again, since they did it 
last year," said Douglas. She felt 
that graduating on time due to open 
classes would be better than 
staying an extra semester because 



students," said student board 
member Patrick J. Geho, a 
Slippery Rock University senior. 
"It's too much." 

Even the president of the 
Association of Pennsylvania State 
College and University Faculties 
(APSCUF), Dr. James W. White, 
felt the decision was "insensitive" 
to the out-of-state students. 

Others, however, were pleased 
with the decisions made and 
supported the move, which White 
described as "unsound public 
policy." 




Out-of-state students are affected 
percent this year. 

response to the $13 million, or 3.5 
percent decrease in funding in the 
state budget signed by Gov. Robert 
P. Casey in June. 

The in-state tuition increase 
passed with a 13-4 vote with all 
three student members and one 
board member casting the 
dissenting votes. The students felt 
the increase was not high enough 
and pushed for at least a $150 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
the most by the new tuition increase. Their tuition was increased 25 



of a lack of funds. 

"You want to graduate with an 
education you feel satisfied with," 
said Douglas, "and if you can't get 
that then what is the point of it 
all?" 

Other board members expressed 
dissatisfaction over the out-of-state 
tuition increase. 

"Twelve-hundred dollars is half a 
summer's employment for many 



"I am pleased that the Board has 
approved a tuition level which 
maintains the affordability of 
attending the state-owned 
universities," Board Chairman F. 
Eugene Dixon, Jr. said. "This 
modest increase recognizes not 
only the economic condition of the 
Commonwealth, but the economic 

(Cont. on Pg.4) 



Pa^e ij^Tht .Clarion Ca|l - 9-1Q-92 

PINION 



The 'cia'rion Call - 9-'i6-92 -'VaRe 3' 




The Clarion 
Call 



Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Debbie Huffman 

Managing Editor 

Alan Vaughn 

News Editor 

Dan Parrish 

Features Editor 

Jon Sitler 
Sports Editor 
A.J. Meeker 
Copy/Design Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

Tara Sheesley 

Ad Design 

Amy Conner 

Advertising Manager 

Ted Howard 

Business Manager 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from 'any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

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The way I see it 



Editor-in-chief 



SALUTATIONS 



Welcome! 

Once again, we participate in 
the rites of Autumn — a unique 
academic experience. 

For the freshmen (now there's a 
term that bears examination) it's 
exhilaration and fear, all in the 
same sensation — such great 
expectations replete with the 
vexing temptations. 

For the returning sophomores, 
juniors and seniors, it's the 
sharing of summer's experiences 
and the pleasures of familiar 
faces and places. 

For the faculty and staff it's 
new opportunities and a 
bittersweet strain of ancient 
music. But we keep coming 
back; drawn away from the 
farthest realms to serve a 
common purpose. Some begin 
their new year with the armor of 
cynicism. Some have nurtured 
and renewed their idealism; 



Contributions 

to the weekly 

Hide Park 

column can 

be dropped off 

at the Clarion 

Call office in 

270 Gemmell 

Center during 

regular 

business 

hours. 



A. H. Barlow 

however, 1 fear, the latter are 
becoming an endangered 
species, but not as sweet as a 
baby-white harp seal or as darkly 
mysterious as the spotted owl. 

In any event, we have all come 
from afar trailing private 
property. Now we gather for the 
collective purpose of Education. 
Sometimes that's the last little 
creature flitting from our travel 
chest. 

A. H. Barlow is a member of 

the Communication department 

and self-appointed 

groundskeeper of Hide Park 



Greetings fellow students and 
welcome back to another year in 
Clarion. Freshmen take note: 
the weather here is as 
unpredictable as the next LCB 
raid; so, take an umbrella when 
the sun shines and snow boots 
when it calls for rain. 

Sorry, I digress. There are a 
lot of new changes happening 
this year. We have a brand new, 
fully accessable student center. 
A number of faculty members 
have retired and new faces are 
now among the masses. And the 
Clarion Call staff is virtually 
new and ready to take on the 
rigours of day-to-day life at the 
Call. 

For those of you who haven't 
heard and may have cause for 
rejoicing, Harry Hartman, former 
editor of the Call, has graduated 
and moved to some remote town 
in. the middle of the state. 

For those of you who admired 
Harry for his wit and sarcasm 
and often times good work, he 
will be greatly missed but 
certainly not forgotten. 

But the past is done and over 
with, and I am now the editor-in- 
chief of a promising newspaper. 

The staff and I will be 
implementing a few changes 
within the course of the next 
year. If your favorite weekly, 



must read first, can't do without 
column, is not where it should 
be, don't panic. Look a little 
harder and you will probably 
find it. 

One of the bigger changes will 
be this particular column. I will 
not be writing it every single 
week. Occasionally, another 
Call editor will take over and 
write what's on their mind. 
Putting the paper out each week 
is a team effort. Because of that, 
I feel the editorial staff should 
have the opportunity to express 
what's on their minds as well. I 
like to deviate from the norm. 

If this year is anything like 
those in the past, I am sure you 
will be faithful in pointing out 
our numerous grammatical errors 
and other faux pas that we are 
sure to make. Please keep in 
mind, however, that we are a 
new staff and we are bound to 
make mistakes our first couple 
times out. Also, remember that 
we are students, just like many 
of you, who have more than one 
job in order to pay for college. 
And many of us are carrying a 
full course load of 18 credits. 
Therefore, if some week we tend 
to spell potato, "potatoe," it's 
because we've been up most of 
the night studying for an exam 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



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luition increase. . . 



(Cont. from pg. 1) 



realities of the citizens of 
Pennsylvania and their ability 
to obtain a college 
education." 

State System Chancellor 
James H. McCormick also 
agreed with the move saying 
that, "By adopting this 
minimal tuition increase, the 
Board has reaffirmed the 
System's commitment to 
providing an economical 



education." 

Chancellor McCormick, 
however, expressed concern 
over the future if this lack of 
support from the state and the 
poor economic climate 
continue. He is fearful that 
the quality of education may 
suffer as a result. 

According to John 
Shropshire, Dean of 
Enrollment Management and 



Academic Records, out of 
state enrollment at Clarion 
University does not seem to 
be affected this year due to 
the tuition increase. "There 
is not a big impact right now. 
Over a period of years we 
will see a decrease in out of 
state students." Shropshire 
feels that since tuition has 
gone up at such a fast rate 
over the last few years, 



we are almost certain we will 
fail. Or perhaps it will be a 
paper that we waited till the last 
minute to write. 

I'm not making excuses for 
errors because there is certainly 
no excuse for them. I am, 
however, trying to impress upon 
you that we are students with 



The Way. . . 

(Cont. from pg. 2) 

many student worries and 
problems, goals and homework 
deadlines. We are after all, only 
students struggling in a 
professional world. 

As Shakespeare said, "To ere is 
human; to forgive, divine." 

On that note, may I wish you 
luck this year especially you 



freshmen who are testing the 
waters. Don't worry, you will 
fall in occasionally-we all do. I 
hope this year is a good one--for 
all of us. 

So, this space this week was 
the, "Hi! My name is Michelle," 
space. Next week we get to the 
good stuff. Until then. . . 



Concord fighting for new application 



oy ueooie tiujjman 
Managing Editor 



Concord is still fighting to put 
a hazardous waste treatment and 
disposal complex in Clarion 
County. 

This summer, the DER 
(Department of Environmental 
Resources) denied Concord's 
Phase I application for a site in 
MillCreek Township. 

DER would deny the 

application if water supply, 

wetlands, exceptional value 

waters, and/or oil and gas areas 

« were present. 

On August 23, the DER found 
wetlands present on the site. 



Concord is appealing the DER's 
decision to deny Phase I siting. 
A meeting held by the DER's 
Environmental Hearing board 
will be held in the future to hear 
Concords appeal. 

Even if the DER refuses the 
appeal, Concord is not done. 
They can still submit a new 
application. 

Concord's current plan 
involves an operation that would 
accept 135,000 tons of hazardous 
waste a year, plus a rotary kiln 
incinerator would be used to 
burn up to 60,000 tons of waste a 
year. 

Pennsylvania's hazardous 



waste production is expected to 
decline by 35,000 tons over the 
next five years, says the DER 
Waste reduction by efforts to 
recycle will lead to the decline. 
But the state still needs 
commercial facilities to discard 
the waste. Currently, 

Pennsylvania has no such 
facilities. 

In 1989, industries reduced 
hazardous waste production by 
almost 30,000 tons. About 
172,000 tons of waste material 
was recycled in that year. 
Despite improvements, 42,000 
more tons of waste is supposed 
to be produced by 1997. 



The Clarion Call 
staff would like to 

thank the 

advertisers who 

support this 

paper. Your 

support helps 

provide the 

students of 

Clarion University 

with an open 

forum for the free 

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Clarion will eventually lose 
its edge over other state 
schools whose tuition is 
higher for in state residents 
than if they went out of state 
in search of education. 

"People arc looking at the 
board as the bad guys and 
actually we have to look at it 
in terms of who are the bad 
guys and it's the state 
legislature," said Douglas. 



"They're not giving us the 
money so the board has to 
make the decision of what we 
have." 

Despite the estimated $17.2 
million to be generated by the 
increases, the system still 
faces a $26 million budget 
shortfall because of inflation, 
employees' health coverage, 
utility costs and contractual 
salary increases. 




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Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Students sit outside the new Gemmel complex and 
enjoy the last days of summer. 



Count your garden By the f Cowers, 

9\fever By the leaves that fait; 
Count your days By golden hours, 

(Don't retnemBer clouds at all. 
Count your nights By the stars, not shadows; 

Count your life By smiles, not tears, 
Count the rainbows, not the raindrops, 

Count your life By friends not years. 

In memory ofMikg Taylor 

your friends at Alpha Sigma Tau 
love and miss you dearly. 



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C.U.P. student killed 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



A Clarion University student 
was shot and killed and his 
girlfriend wounded early 
Saturday morning by the 
woman's ex- boyfriend. 

Detectives said Michael 
Taylor, 21, of the North Side and 
Patricia Kroll, 22, were on a park 
bench in Riverview Park near the 
Allegheny County Observatory 
shortly before three a.m. when 
they were shot by George Vargo, 
27, of Shadeland Avenue, North 

Side. 

The Allegheny County 
Coroner's office said Taylor died 
at the scene of single gunshot 
wound to the head. 

Kroll, also of the North Side, 
was shot twice in the chest and 
taken to Allegheny General 
Hospital. She was listed in 
serious condition by hospital 
personnel, Tuesday night. 
Police Detective Jim Diskin 



said Vargo was arrested at his 
mother's home and charged with 
the shooting. 

According to Diskin, Vargo 
and Kroll had broken up about 
four weeks prior to the incident. 

Taylor and Kroll, who is the 



Wolfe said that Ms. Kroll 
identified Vargo as the assailant. 

Three police officers were 
treated at the hospital after their 
cars crashed while chasing 

Vargo. 

Taylor had been active on 



"[He was a] great man, and well 
liked by all who knew him. His loss 
will be deeply regretted and felt. " 
--TKE President Gary Fleegal 



daughter of a city police officer, 
had worked together as 
lifeguards at a swimming pool in 
Riverview Park, where they were 

shot. 

Police Sargeant Fred Wolfe 
said Vargo was charged with 
criminal homicide, and also 
arraigned on charges of 
aggravated assault and a 
weapons violation. 



campus, holding the position of 
Chaplain in the Tau Kappa 
Epsilon Fraternity. 

Cards sent to the fraternity 
should be mailed to: Tau Kappa 
Epsilon Fraternity house, 
Clarion, PA 16214. 

Information provided by the 
Pittsburgh Post Gazette and the 
Associated Press. 









Photo courtesy of TKt 
Michaei Taylor, a C.U.P. student, was murdered over the 
weekend in Pittsburgh. A suspect has been charged. 



Reinhard welcomes back faculty 




by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Clarion president Diane L. Reinhard welcomes back 
campus faculty during her address In Hart Chapel. ^ 



"We can turn adversity to 
advantage," said Clarion 
University President, Diane L. 
Reinhard, in a welcome back 
address to university faculty in 
Hart Chapel on September 1 . 

According to the president, 
Clarion has lost 3.5% in 
appropriation, amounting to a 
loss of about one million dollars 
from Clarion's budget. In 
addition, costs have risen 
approximately 8%. 

By the 1993-1994 academic 
year, the university will need 
about $3 million to cover salary 
increases already included in 
contracts. 
As a result of this, lay-offs may 
be possible in the next academic 
year. Appropriations are not 
enough to cover the raise in 
salaries. 

According to Dr. Reinhard, 
Clarion has already cut $2.6 
million in personnel costs, and 
she claims that operational 
expenses cannot be cut any 



more. 

Although tuition has not 
increased for in-state students 
this semester, a rise is expected 
for the spring term. Also, 
according to Reinhard, student 
members of the board of 
governors of the State System of 
Higher Education voted against a 
proposed increase in tuition 
because the hike was not large 
enough. 

Dr. Reinhard mentioned that 
there is a chance that the 
legislature may restore some 
money this fall, but she was not 
optomistic. 

In response to increased 
pressure to reduce operating 
costs, she said the university has 
commissioned a study on the 
efficiency in order to try to cut 
expenses more. 

Clarion will become more 
reliant on outside grants to 
fullfill its monetary needs. To 
help accomplish this goal, Dr. 
Reinhard said she will take a 
more active role in the 
fundraising process of the 
university. 

Reinhajd^asked^tjw.facully to 



address four main issues this 
year, consisting of resource 
management, enrollment 
management, ethnic diversity, 
and reclamation of the public 

trust. 

As part of the enrollment 
management objeclibe, she cited 
the statistic that freshman and 
transfer enrollment is up nine 
percent, with transfer students 
increasing their numbers by 60 
percent. 

The university will also 
increase its attempts to promote 
ethnic diversity in its students. 
She called for a five year 
affirmative action plan, entitled, 
"Reality '92- Vision "97." 

Dr. Reinhard said that, 
although Clarion has one of the 
smallest number of minority 
students out of the state schools, 
it is second in retention rate of 
minority students. 

Provost and Vice President of 
academic affairs John Kuhn and 
Dr. Robert Batough, president of 
Clarion University Association 
of State College and University 
Faculties (APSCUF), also spoke 
at the event . . 



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The Clarion Call - 9-10-92- Page 7 



Clinton stops at local fair 



by Ray Henderson 
Photo Editor 



Arkansas Governor Bill 
Clinton and Senator Al Gore 
made a short campaign stop at 
the Lawrence County Fair on 
Saturday August 22 as part of 
the democratic presidential 
nominee's "On the Road to 
Change America" bus tour. 

Introductory remarks were 
offered by democratic U.S. 
Senate candidate Lynn Yeakel. 

Yeakel condemned the 
Republican Party for using what 
she called the "politics of 
division," and said that the 
democratic convention in New 
York had ended with feelings of 
"unity, purpose, and a spirit of 
hope. M 

Other speakers included 
congressional candidate Ron 
Klink, formerly of KDKA-TV in 



Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania 
Attorney General candidate Joe 
Cohn. 

Clinton's running mate, 
Senator Al Gore of Tennesse 
also condemned Republicans for 
"not telling the whole story." 

"Under Bill Clinton, Arkansas 
has produced new jobs at ten 
times the national average, and 
the people of Arkansas have the 
second lightest tax burden of all 
fifty states," Gore said. 

"You didn't hear that at the 
Republican convention." 

Clinton himself concentrated 
his remarks mostly on the issues 
of health care, employment, and 
education. 

"George Bush talks about the 
importance of family values," 
said Clinton, "but then he vetoed 
the Medical and Family Leave 
Bill." 

This bill would have insured 



job security lor workers on 
maternity or paternity leaves. 

Clinton also suggested forming 
a program for college-bound 
students that is similar to the G.I. 
Bill. 

Using money saved from cuts 
in the defense spending, any 
student could borrow money 
from the government in order to 
attend college. 

This money could be paid back 
after the student has graduated, 
entered the work force, or by 
working for a period of time as a 
teacher, health care worker, or 
other public servant. 

"Under this plan," said 
Clinton, "we could educate a 
generation and create new jobs at 
the same time." 

He finished by saying, "We've 
got to look after our children. 
We should see the future opening 
up for them instead of closing 
down on them." 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Bill Clinton and Al Gore make a stop at the Lawrence 
County Fair as part of their U.S. bus tour. 



Don't miss your chance to vote 



by Carrie Lengauer 
News Writer 



With the General Election and 
the presidential election race, 
less than two months away, time 
is running out for anyone who 
isn't registered to vote. 

If you aren't registered by 
October 5, you miss your chance 
to make your voice heard in a 
special elction held only once 



every four years on Election 
Day, November 3. 

In order to vote in the state of 
Pennsylvania, a person must first 
register. 

Anyone can register who has 
been a U.S. citizen for at least 
30 days preceding the election. 

You also must be at least 18 
years of age on the day after the 
election, and you must have 
lived in the election district for at 



least 30 days preceding the 
election. 

Registering to vote can be 
done in person at any County 
Courthouse or through a mail-in 
form available at County 
Courthouses, many post offices, 
and public libraries. 

To register, a person simply 
has to complete the application 
and drop it in the mail. 

Students who are registered to 



Miss America contestant set apart 



courtesy of 

the Associated Press 



Any little edge in the Miss 
America Pageant helps, so 
contestants try to set themselves 
apart with an intriguing fact or 
two. Some of the details are 
difficult-if not impossible- to 
verify. 

Take, for example, Miss 
Mississippi, who claimed in her 
one-page biography to be "a 
descendent of Julius Caesar and 
a second cousin to Kenny 
Rogers." 

The one-page biographies are 
supposed to include interesting 
tidbits, goals, and dreams that 
the judges of the Sept. 19 
pageant can use when 
interviewing contestants. 

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submitted by Kandace Williams, 



Miss Mississippi. 

Williams, 23, did not return 
answering machine messages left 
in Tulepo, Miss. Miss America 
officials said the women cannot 
be interviewed until they arrive 



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vote in their home districts have 
the opportunity to vote through 
an absentee ballot. 

They can obtain an absentee 
ballot through their County 
Board of Elections or at the 
Clarion Court House. 

The last day to apply for an 
absentee ballot is October 27, 
and it must be received by the 
voter's home County Board of 
Elections by October 30. 

The Student Senate will be 
making the whole registration 
process easier for Clarion 
students. 

From September 14-25, Student 
Senate's Legislative Affairs 
department will hold voter 
registration drives through the 
campus residence halls and also 
through campus organizations, 



Greek Life, and athletics. 

On September 28, students will 
be able to register to vote at the 
rotunda of the Gemmcl 
Complex, Chandler Dining Hall, 
and Carlson Library. 

In an effort to determine the 
number of students already 
registered, Legislative Affairs 
will conduct a phone-a-thon to 
students. 

They will be recording the 
county and district in which each 
student is registered. 

To make this process easier, 
Legislative Affairs would like 
registered voters to contact their 
office and supply the 
information they need. 

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on November 3. 



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Clarion receives grant 



by Mike Buser 
News Writer 



Clarion University has 
received a $7000 grant from the 
Academy for the Profession of 
Teaching to continue a 
collaborative project, "A Phase 
II Collaborative Curriculum 
Study Project on Science 
Education for Elementary 
Education Pre-Service Majors." 

The project is directed by Dr. 
Kathleen Smith, professor of 
education, and Dr. George 
Wollaston, professor of 
chemistry. Providing 

administration on the project are 
Dr. Charles Duke, Dr. James 
Scanton, and Dr. David Arnold. 

The goal of the project is to 
explore curriculum development 
between the College of Arts and 
Sciences and the College of 
Education and Human Services. 

Discussions are intended to 
lead toward revisions in 
curriculum content, sequence, 
and science requirements, to 
better prepare the elementary 
education student in science. 

Phase II includes: the 
development/testing of suitable 
experimental activities; review 



of innovative curriculum now in 
use at other colleges/ 
universities; revision of the 
course syllabi for existing 
courses at Clarion University; 
development/testing of 

demonstrations to illustrate 
concepts; and to better prepare 
the elementary teacher in the 
sciences. 

In Phase I, dialogue was 
initiated between the two 
colleges, a science advisory 



Phase II led to better 
understanding of mutual 
concerns. For example, some 
discussion was held as to 
whether the conceptual depth 
and breadth of knowledge in 
certain science courses was 
scaring some students away from 
wanting to teach science in the 
classroom. "We hope by the 
spring semester to have two pilot 
sections of courses in place," 
said Smith. She said that the 



" We want to work together 
to establish a program... " 



committee was formed, and a 
portfolio of relevant science 
education reform literature was 
gathered. "This summer we 
worked on chemistry and 
physics," said Wollaston. "We 
want to work together to 
establish a program that 
strengthens both areas." 

Open discussions by the 
committee during Phase I and 



main goal is to make students 
understand that what they learn 
in science class can be applied to 
the classroom. 

Both Wollaston and Smith feel 
that this project will provide the 
bond to develop a collaborative 
effort between the two colleges 
and the students who are 
preparing to become elementary 
school teachers. 



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C.U.P. grad gets perfect score 



by Jenny Ebersole 
News Writer 



After Clarion University 
graduated a record 749 
students in May, these talented 
students moved on to either 
successful jobs or advanced 
education. Some of these 
graduates offered insight as to 
their experiences at Clarion, 
their lives, and their futures. 

Linda Cherry, the first 
Clarion student in 14 years to 
receive a degree in philosophy 
from the College of Arts and 
Sciences, plans to take a year 
off before attending either 
Princeton or Yale to attain a 
Ph.d. in Philosophy. 
Eventually, she hopes to attain 
a teaching license. 

Cherry attained a perfect 
score of 800 on the analytical 
portion of the Graduate Record 
Exam (GRE), the college 
equivalent of the SAT 
examination. The GRE 
contains three sections- 
analytical, mathematics and 
verbal. 

The perfect analytical score 
places her in the 97th 
percentile of all graduating 
college students in the country. 
"I came to Clarion 
University as a 

Communication Major," said 
Cherry. 

"The communication 
department was why I chose to 
come to Clarion. But, I took 
three of the four classes 
offered in philosophy and 
loved it." 

Cherry said, "I considered 
Philosophy as a major, but 
decided I needed a field that 
was more stable and went into 
Chemical Engineering for a 
year. I decided I hated science 
and came back to my first 
love, philosophy. I like 
philosophy because I like to 



look at the way people think. 
There are infinite sides to 
everything. I also found out 
what was going on in my own 
head." 

Cherry eventually hopes to 
help students in the classroom 
learn to think using analytical 
and critical methods. 

"I would like to teach at a 
state related university because 
of the personal attention they 
give to students," she said, "I 
love people. People are what 
you get out of life . The more 
people I get to meet, the better 
off I am." 

Michael Herbert returned to 
college after a 15 year leave 
and received a degree in 
accounting from the College of 
Business Administration. 

He entered accounting due to 
a personal interest in the field, 
friends and relatives who were 
CPA's and because he didn't 
have to repeat any courses. 

"In the 1970s, I completed 
two years at a community 
college and all of my credits 
transferred to Clarion. I 
intended to go through as 
quickly as I could," Herbert 
said. 

"Including two summer 
sessions, I earned 77 credits in 
two years and graduated with a 
4.0Q.P.A* 

Now relocated to Texas, 
Herbert accepted an 
assistantship to attend graduate 
school at the University of 
Baylor. 

"I found a lot of opportunity 
was available to students. I 
was able to get an internship 
with the Keystone School 
District. I also learned that the 
College of Business was 
excellent," said Herbert. 

"Clarion provided an 
excellent education, but I feel I 
have only scratched the 
surface. There is still so much 
more to learn." 



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The Clarion Call - 9-10-92- Page 9 



by LisaRecker 
News Writer 



Clarion University was the 
recent host of the Penn Rivers 
Writing Project (PRWP), which 
trains teachers at all grade levels 
and in all subject areas, ways to 
strengthen the teaching of 
writing in schools. 

The PRWP is one of eight sites 
in Pennsylvania which have been 
approved by the National 
Writing Project headquartered at 
the University of California at 
Berkeley. 

The 10 participants, who were 
nominated by their school 
districts, participated in an 



intensive five weeks of training 
where they focused on ways to 
incorporate the writing process 
into their teaching. The teachers 
also worked with national 
consultants, made presentations, 
and developed writing 
applications and inservice 
approaches for use in their 
schools. 

In addition, the participants are 
required to conduct inservice in 
their school districts upon their 
return and serve as resources and 
catalysts for improving writing 
instruction. 

Local schools that participated 
in the program included: 



Ernlenton Elementary School, 
Redbank Valley High School, 
North Clarion Elementary 
School, Keystone Elementary 
School, West Forest High 
School, and DuBois Area Junior, 
Senior, and Central Christian 
High Schools. 

The PRWP will be offering 
inservice Saturday seminars 
throughout the year for any 
interested teachers. This 
association is headquartered at 
Clarion University and co- 
directed by Dr. Charles Duke, 
dean of the College of Education 
and Human Services, and Dr. 
Lois Green, professor of English. 



New campus signs posted 



by Jenny Ebersole 
News Writer 



The visual identity program, 
implemented in May, created 42 
signs across campus. The signs 
include directional signs, 
selected building signs, three 
campus map signs, and the 
Gemmell Park Clarion 
University directional sign. 

These informative additions 
were funded by a $45,000 grant 
approved by the Clarion 
University Foundation. 



The program committee, 
organized in October 1991, 
decided that the signs should 
feature the Clarion University 
wordmark and the school colors 
of blue and gold. The design 
was then to be placed on an 
ivory background. 

The signs guide both vehicular 
and pedestrian traffic on campus, 
identify buildings which are not 
adequately rnarked, and draw 
attention to areas of vital interest 
to students and the admissions 
process outside of classrooms. 

If funding permits, additional 



signs will be added in areas of 
high priority. 

Large campus maps will be 
located at the entrance to the 
Gemmell Student Complex, the 
Carlson Library, and the Public 
Safety building. 

The committee responsible for 
this improvement includes Ron 
Wilshire, director of university 
relations, Mary Bragg, director 
of publications, Clare Heidler, 
director of facilities 
management, and Nancy Lewis, 
graphic artist. 



Clarion grads do well in job search 



by Sean Boileau 
News Writer 



A new survey shows that 
Clarion University graduates are 
doing well in their search for 
employment. 

According to Clarion 
University's Career Services 
center, 91% of the respondents 
from the class of '91 are either 
working in their field, or 
continuing with their education. 
Of those surveyed at the 
Venango Campus at Oil City, 
95% qualify for the same status, 



as well as 94% of the graduate 
students from the class of '91. 

Of the 857 students who 
answered the survey, 64% are 
employed in full or part-time 
jobs in their chosen fields. 

Even more impressive is the 
fact that only 9% were still 
seeking employment. 

Connie Laughlin, director of 
Career Services, stated that the 
statistics "do reflect the state of 
the economy and the job 
market". Laughlin also 
encouraged the various 
departments with access to the 
survey results to share them with 



their students. 

"It shows the entry level and 
advanced positions achieved by 
our graduates, the employers 
hiring them, and the average 
salaries they are receiving", said 
Laughlin. 

She also stressed the 
importance of using their college 
experience to their advantage. 

"Doing well academically, 
participating in campus 
activities, and taking on 
leadership roles is important. 
Communication skills, both 
written and oral, are vital". 



SSHE board elects officers 



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Higher El *ation 



The Board of Governors for 
the State System of Higher 
Education unanimously re- 
elected the chair and vice chairs 
for the 1992-93 academic year 
during the board's July quarterly 
meeting. 

Board Chairman F. Eugene 



Dixon,jr.,Lafayette, was re- 
elected to his tenth consecutive 
term. A member of the board 
since 1983, Mr. Dixon maintains 
membership on numerous 
boards, serving a s president of 
the Fairmount Park Commission, 
chairman of the board of trustees 
of Widener University, and 
honorary chairman of the Maine 
Coast Hospital. He is also the 



chairman of the Pennsylvania 
State Horse Racing Commission. 
"During the upcoming 
academic year, the State System 
will begin celebrating the tenth 
anniversary of its creation. I am 
proud to have played a part in 
making Pennsylvania's public 
university system one of the 
top... in the nation," Mr. Dixon 
said. 




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Outside Clarion 



Breakthrough transplant patient dies 



AP stories compiled by 
Dorilee Raybuck 

State News 



Transplant 
patient dies 

The first person to receive an 
animal's organ has died of 
bleeding in the brain. 

The 35-year old man received 
a baboon's liver June 28. 
Hepatitis B was destroying his 
own liver and likely would have 
attacked any transplanted human 
liver. 

Dr. Howard Doyle, at the 
University of Pittsburgh medical 
center says doctors were trying 
to wean the man from a 
respirator Sunday afternoon 
when they discovered his brain 
was bleeding. 

The patient's name was 
withheld from the public at his 
own request 



Activists protest 
pigeon shoot 

About 100 animals-rights 
advocates were arrested Monday 
at an annual pigeon shoot as 
they heckled participants and ran 
onto a firing range to free the 
birds. 

About 1 ,500 protestors in a 
crowd of more than 12,000 
cheered when birds escaped 
during the Fred Coleman 
Memorial Shoot, which raises 
money for area parks and is 
named for a local marksman. 

"This kind of violence is sick , 
just like pulling the wings off 
flies is sick," said Steve Hindi of 
Piano, 111. 

State police sargeant Richard 
Morris said there were 112 
arrests, including several non- 
protestors. Some of those 
arrested during the shoot bolted 
past police to free the birds. 



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Workers pitch in 
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Officials in hurricane ravaged 
south Florida are hoping 
bureaucratic red tape won't stall 
their efforts to provide relief to 
hurricane victims. 

Hurricane Andrew roared 
ashore early Monday morning 
August 24. 

Disaster officials have put in 
12 hour work days in order to get 
government assistance checks 
out in record time. 

But they acknowledge they 
still can't keep up with the 
demands for checks for 
temporary living expenses. 

Some displaced people will 
end up waiting longer than 
others for assistance. 

President Bush is asking 
congress for over 7.6 billion 
dollars to aid rebuilding. 



White collar 
salaries fall 

A new study says wages of 
college educated white collar 
workers and women are in a 
downward spiral. 

The nonprofit Economic 
Policy Institute says between 
1987 and 1991 the inflation 
adjusted wages of college 
educated workers experienced a 
steeper decline of 4.4 percent. 

Security guard 
pleads guilty in kidnapping 

A former Exxon security gaurd 
faces up to 95 years in prison in 
the kidnapping death of Exxon 
international president Sidney 
Reso. 

Arthur Seale has pleaded 
guilty to federal charges in the 
case. Seale told the federal court 
in Trenton, New Jersey he never 
meant to kill Reso - and that the 
executive died in his arms. 



Clinton welcomed home 

Democratic presidential 
candidate, Bill Clinton, recently 
received a warm welcome upon 
returning to his home state of 
Arkansas. 

The welcome contrasted with 
the nominees' earlier visit to 
South Carolina where he was 
echoed and booed at a stock car 
raceway. 

Speaking with reporters, 
Clinton was asked about 
President Bush's apparent 
reluctance to debate him under a 
format proposed by a bipartisan 
panel. 

Clinton said Bush had 
indicated during their NBC 
interviews that he wanted "a 
debate with a more controled 
format." Clinton expressed 
preference for the panels 
proposal and said of Bush, "He's 
a good debator. He always does 
well. I don't know why he 
doesn't want to do it." 




Campus 



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compiledfrom 

the Associated Press service 



Stores sell safe sex 

Selling with sex isn't new to 
retailers, but at least two stores 
in Michigan college towns are 
trying to sell safe sex. 

Condoms are the specialty of 
the stores near Michigan State 
University and the University of 
Michigan. Both take a 
lighthearted approach to the 
serious problem of sexually 
transmitted diseases. 

"We hope that we create a 
comfortable atmosphere so kids 
will buy the products that they 
need to stay healthy," said 
Evelynn Applebaum. 

Applebaum and Phyllis Cohen 
officially opened Condom 
Notions in East Lansing on 
Friday. But interest was so high 
they kept the doors open while 
stocking shelves for a week in 
advance. 

"Everybody's laughing. There's 
lots of things, little funny 
sayings. We have a camouflage 
condom," said Applebaum. 



Student missing 

The roommate of a missing 
Emporia State university woman 
says rumors are flying all over 
the place and she doesn't know 
what to believe. 

"I don't know fact from Fiction 
anymore," said Becky Abram, 
19. "So, I just sit tight and wait 
for any leads to pop up." 

Authorities say they suspect 
wrongdoing in the Aug. 21 
disappearance of 19-year-old 
Angie Benton, a sophomore 
from Gamett, whom friends and 
family described as naive and 
trusting. 

"She might have been a little 
too trusting, and that got her into 
deep water," Ms. Abram said. 

Ms. Abram last saw her friend 
the afternoon of Friday, Aug. 21. 

"She said she was leaving with 
friends for the weekend;" Ms. 
Abram said. Ms. Benton stuffed 
some clothes into a duffel bag 
and left, saying she would return 
Sunday afternoon. She didn't say 
where she was going or with 
whom. 



Russian students 
study here 

It might have been their high 
test scores in English, or the 
small classes at Moscow State 
Institute of International 
Relations that improved their 
chances. 

Whatever the reason, 19-year- 
old Andrey Lisin and 18-year- 
old Konstantin Korolev consider 
themselves fortunate to have 
been selected from among 500 
students for one-year 
scholarships to study business at 
Wichita State University. 

Wichita State President Warren 
Armstong offered the 
scholarships to Russian 
President Boris Yeltsin during 
his June visit to Wichita. 

Lisin says his plans include a 
career as a foreign trade expert. 

"It's a great opportunity to 
study language in a country 
where it's the native language," 
he said. And as for business 
studies "There are things we can 
study here that no one has ever 
heard of in our country/' , 



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Susan Creasap marches her way into Clarion 



by Drew Richards 
Features Writer 



For the first time in 31 years, 
the Golden Eagle marching band 
will not be appearing under the 
leadership of the beloved Dr. 
Stanley Michalski. Susan 
Creasap is the new leader of the 
band, and she brings with her 
some impressive credentials. 

Creasap's musical interests 
began when she was very young. 
She started taking violin lessons 
in the second grade, and by the 
time she was in fourth grade, she 
played in the Cleveland All-City 
Elementary Orchestra in 
Cleveland, Ohio. 

By the time she was in high 
school, the violin was replaced 
by the instrument she specializes 
in today, the french horn. It was 
in high school that Creasap first 
made up her mind that she 
wanted to be a band director. 

Creasap received her 



bachelor's degree in Music 
Education from Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania and 
her master's degree in Music 
Education, Magna Cum Laude 
from the University of 
Minnesota. From there, she 
became an instructor of French 
Horn at Allegheny College in 
Meadville, Pa. and an 
instrumental music teacher in 
Crawford Central Schools in 
Meadville from 1973 to 1980. 

She taught in three districts in 
Memphisjennessee for a large 
part of the 1980's. One of the 
schools was Colonial Junior 
High, an inner city magnet 
school, with a band consisting of 
40 students. Having no prior 
musical knowledge, they went 
from nowhere to national 
recognition, winning first place 
and superior ratings at large 
festivals and competitions. 

Clarion is the latest step for 
Creasap. "Ever since I started 



teaching, my dream was to 
become a college band director, 
and that's not the easiest thing 
for a woman to do," Creasap 
said. For Creasap, the only thing 
that she had to get used to is the 
size of the operation. "The 
mechanics of directing a band 
are the same. I'm not doing 
anything differently here," 
Creasap said. 

She plans to continue the 
marching band program at all 
home and away football games, 
concentrating on movie and 
musical themes, such as "Beauty 
and the Beast," "Robin Hood" 
and "Phantom of the Opera." 

Judging from Creasap's past 
successes, the tradition of one of 
the finest college bands around 
should remain in Clarion for 
years to come. "I am looking 
forward to this year," Creasap 
said. "Everyone has been very 
cooperative and the students 
have been very helpful. 





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Ray Henderson / Clarion Cal! 
Sitting with the band, Susan Creasap is experiencing her 
first year as Clarion University marching band director. 



Tasty tips for a healthy college diet 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



What did you have for 
breakfast? Did you even have 
breakfast? What are you going 
to have for lunch or dinner? 
What do you consider a healthy 



snack? How can you pick out a 
healthy and balanced meal in the 
dining hall when deep inside you 
crave an artery- clogging, caloric 
packed, greasy cheeseburger? 
Do you live in tear of the 
dreaded "freshman fifteen," the 




Ray Henderson /Clarion Call 
Many college students enjoy fatty diets without realizing 
the effects. 



fabled unavoidable weight gain 
that strikes and sticks to new 
students? 

Fear not, distressed reader, you 
can control your diet away from 
home, according to Lisa 
Taormina, a dietition from 
Thomas Jefferson Univesity. 
Eating regular meals is crucial, 
skipping meals tends to let you 
over-indulge during later meals. 
Having a candy bar or a handful 
of cookies instead of a meal will 
give you a quick burst of energy, 
but you may only feel worse 
later. Taormina suggests eating 
regular meals centered around 
high complex-carbohydrate food 
such as pasta, whole grain 
breads, rice, cereal, beans, 
potatoes, fruits, and vegetables 
deliver longer lasting energy 

In real life, the fast paced life 
of a college student does 
Increase the tendency to skip 
; . . - because of time 
constraints. A good plan would 
include stocking your room with 
nutritious snacks to help guide 
you away from the vending 
machines when the afternoon or 
late night munchies hit. 
Taormina also suggests replacing 
chips and candy with hard 



pretzels, bagels, low or non-fat 
yogurt, breadsticks, dried or 
fresh fruits, raw vegetables and 
low-fat microwave popcorn that 
has no more than three grams of 
fat per 100 calorics. But beware, 
she warns, peanut butter, a good 
source of protein, is extremely 
high in fat. It should be eaten in 
moderation. 

When ordering out, try to order 
from places that offer a variety 
of food. This will not be easy in 
a town the size of Clarion, so try 
not to over-indulge on pizza by 
complimenting it with a salad. 
Other tips include having a 
turkey sub instead of the 
traditional Italian sub. Avoid 
batter dipped and fried Chinese 
food. Looking instead for 
vegetable, chicken and shrimp 
dishes with starchy bases like 
rice or noodles. 

With no malice toward the 
dining hall, beware when you 
finally get there; nutrition pitfalls 
await. "Students think, 'O.K., 
I'm going to eat healthy today 
and have a salad." said 
Taormina. "But depending on 
what they put on it, that salad 
could be higher in fat and 
calories than a plain burger and 



fries." Sunflower seeds, nuts, 
dressings, croutons, and 
mayonnaise based pasta salads 
quickly add calories because of 
their high oil and fat content. 
Taormina recommends choosing 
lower-fat options like fresh 
vegetables, fruit, garbanzo 
beans, breadsticks, and lean 
meats like turkey and tuna. Top 
it off with a light, low-calorie • 
dressing or a vinegar and oil 
combination where you control 
the amount of oil. 

Getting off to a good start in 
the morning is very important; 
eating a breakfast high in 
complex-carbohydrates will help 
you get that good start. Bagels, 
English muffins, hot and cold 
cereals with milk, yogurt, low- 
fat muffins, and fruit are 
energizing breakfast foods. 

Making healthier food choices, 
adding exercise into your routine 
and dealing with stress the right 
way instead of binging will 
result in a well-rounded, 
balanced lifestyle that gives you 
energy to concentrate on 
calculating you G.P.A., not your 
calories. 



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Movie Review: 

"The Unforgiven" -.Bringing the western back to the screen 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



"The Unforgiven" 
Starring: Clint Eastwood 
Gene Hackman 
Produced and Directed by: 

Clint Eastwood 
Rated R 
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When movie fans think about a 
good stereotypical American 
movie, the western often comes 
to mind. With the exception of 
the old "Spaghetti Westerns," 
Hollywood has pumped out 
hundreds of westerns with stars 
ranging from Jimmy Stewart to 
Ronald Reagan. However, one 
man with a rugged look and 
unmistakable voice stands out 
from all the rest, Clint Eastwood. 
It has been quite a while since 
Eastwood had a film worth 
signing his name to (i.e. Pink 
Cadillac, the Rookie, etc.), but 

with "The Unforgiven" 



Eastwood proves that he is a film 
icon, basically able to make and 
be the movie himself. 

One thing "The Unforgiven" 
conveys is just how old 
Eastwood is, and it's not because 
the script required it. Let's face 
it, he's been around for a while. 
His last western, "Pale Rider," 
was one of the better westerns 
of the past decade and was a 
shade better than "The 
Unforgiven." 

The story opens in Wyoming, 
where Eastwood's character is 
left alone and poor with his two 
children after the death of his 
wife. Once slated as a horrible 
killer and villian, Eastwood is 
asked to help hunt down some 
men who cut up a prostitute 
living in Kansas. Although he 
has left his treacherous past, he 
decides to go ahead with the 
hunt to receive the reward 
money that will help feed his 
family. What stands in his way 



Scholarship Awarded 



by Lisa Lepre 
Features Writer 



The Cheri Aharrah Reid 
Memorial Scholarship has been 
awarded to Marion Russell. The 
scholarship was established with 
the Clarion University 
Foundation by Dr. Ernast and 
Peggy Aharrah in memory of 
their daughter. Its purpose is to 
assist freshman students 
majoring in the field of speech 
communication and theater 

Russell is a graduate of North 
Clarion High School where she 
was a member of the theater 
group. Russell performed in 
such productions as "Oklahoma" 
and "Steel Magnolias." Russell 
also participated in the 1990 
production of "The Sound of 
Music," at the Clarion University 
Summer Theater with Dr. 
Aharrah. The scholarship should 



come as no surprise to Russell, 
who also received the "Senior 
Music Award," and participated 
in both the district and regional 
chorus in high school. 

"I am honored to have 
received this scholarship named 
for the Aharrahs' daughter. lam 
touched," Russell said. 




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is everything from the local 
crooked law man (played by 
Gene Hackman) to Eastwood's 
oath of humanitarianism to his 
deceased wife. 

Don't look for the usual shoot- 
em-up, kill them all Clint 
Eastwood film; it is quite lame 
until the end. It is unlike "Pale 



Rider," where he plays a minister 
and still manages to waste quite 
a few. You can expect, though, 
to see some breathtaking 
scenery, as well as many good 
performances. What made "Pale 
Rider" a better film is the fact 
that it didn't seem to drag as 
much as "The Unforgiven." 



"The Unforgiven" ensures us 
that the western will never die, 
and Eastwood seems to ensure 
that he won't either. Perhaps 
that is for the best. Eastwood 
has made a good film for us to 
see, but I don't think he plans to 
have Mctallica do the soundtrack 
just yet. 



CAMPUS E VENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs Sept. 10 



-UAB movie "Fried Green 
Tomatoes" (Gem M-P) 
8 p.m. 



Fri Sept. 11 



- Freshman Dance 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



-IFCyPanhel Retreat 



Sat Sept. 12 



-CABS Dance 
(Gem M-P) 10 p.m. 



Sun Sept. 13 

•UAB white water rafting 
trip to Ohiopyle 



-UAB Movie "Fried Green 
Tomatoes" (Gem M-P) 
8 p.m. 



Mon Sept. 14 

-UAB Week begins 

-Mykola Suk, piano concert, 
(Chap) 8 p.m. 

-Credit / no record begins 



Wed Sept. 16 



•Jeff Weingrad from "Saturday 
Night Live" (Gem M-P) 
8 p.m. 



Tues Sept. 15 

-Athletic time-out luncheon 

-United Campus Ministry 
lecture (Gem) rm 252 



Thur Sept. 17 



■Sorority Rush Orientation 



-UAB Movie "J.F.K." 
(Gem M-P) 9 p.m. 



Fri Sept. 18 



■Bedrock Cafe "Mark Eddie 
comedian" (Gem M-P) 
8 p.m. 



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What do you like most 

about the new Gemmell 

Student Center? 



CALL-ON-YOU 
compiled by 
Ray Henderson 




Michele PicciriHo 

Junior, Communication 

"Aerobics classes that fit into everyone's 

schedule." 








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Sheila Fitzgerald 

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"The TV lounge, so I can watch the 

Guiding Light on campus." 



Larry Allen 

Sophomore, Business Management 

"I like the racquetball courts." 



Keith Rigby 

Senior, Communication 

"The racquetball courts and the fitness 

center." 




Ron Romeo 
x Senior, Accounting 

"Fitness center and racquetball courts." 




Jusan Drayer 

Freshman, Undecided 

"I like the quiet, casual 

atmosphere." 



Joyce Parker 

Junior, Psychology/Philosophy 

"The new bookstore is much 

more convenient." 



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by Chuck Sheperd 



-In May, the Missouri Court of 
Appeals turned down David 
Turner's appeal of the automatic 
suspension of his driver's license 
for refusing to take a blood 
alcohol test. Turner's argument 
to the court was that, when 
arrested, he was too drunk to 
realize that he should have 
submitted to the test. 

-Channel 5 in Nashville, 
Tennessee, held a "Mission: 
Bermuda Triangle" trivia contest 
in May offering viewers a 
chance to win a seven-day 
vacation in Florida. The contest 
had to be restarted after the 
"hundreds" of initial entries 
disappeared from the station. 

-The nudist organization, 
American Sunbathing 



Association, along with several 
individual nudist camps, initiated 
a drive recently to donate used 
clothing to organizations for the 
homeless and to dislocated 
victims of the Los Angeles riots. 

-Billy Milligan, 37, was 
recently hired to direct a $3 
million film based on the life of 
a serial rapist who plagued 
Columbus, Ohio, in the late 
1970s and who is now in prison. 
Milligan has never directed 
before. His only qualifications 
for the job are that he was a 
serial rapist himself in the 1970s 
and was on hand when 
Hollywood director James 
Cameron shot Milligan's own 
life story, "The Crowded Room." 
(Milligan was found not guilty 
by reason of insanity and served 
10 years in mental institutions 



until his 20 multiple 
personalities "integrated" into 
one.) 

-Shawn O'Neill, 42, was 
arrested in Escondido, 
California, in March and charged 
with robbing Hussar's Jewelers. 
He had already been convicted 
of robbing it twice in January 
and was awaiting sentencing 

-In July, New Orleans Police 
arrested Donald Simmons, 53, 
and Cheryl Collins, 38, for 
breaking into parking meters, 
after videotaping the couple's 
crime. The police said the two 
would walk along a street and 
passionately embrace every few 
yards but that was a trick. In 
reality, there was a parking meter 
between them, and Simmons 
would open it with a key and slip 



the money to Collins, who would 
put it into a bag under her skirt 
— all in about 12 seconds' time. 
Simmons admitted to practicing 
the scheme since 1985 

-Emoke P. Auams, 53, filed a 
lawsuit in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio, 
in April for $25,000 against 
neighbor Theresa Bartlett for 
negligently squirting her with a 
garden hose. Adams cited 
"permanent" physical problems 
and emotional trauma resulting 
from the incident. 

-In June, the student-written 
newspaper at the Parker 
elementary school in Billerica, 
Massachusetts, published an 
article, "15 Ways to Kill Your 
Sister." The paper is supervised 
by a female teacher with 20 
years' experience, who 
reportedly thought the story was 
very creative. 

-Janie A. Coleman was 
arrested in Columbia, Missouri, 
in January after being accused of 
trying to pass counterfeit $5 bills 
in the purchased of perfume. 
The bills were merely 
photocopied fronts and backs of 



bills, taped together. 

-Matthew Strong, a George 
Washington University student, 
was arrested in Alexandria, 
Virginia, in June with 90 
handguns jammed into three 
duffel bags. "It's not like I am a 
criminal," Strong told the 
Washington Post. "I scored 1400 
on my SAT." 

-Jenny Soukup, 17, was 
charged with conspiracy to assist 
in a drive-by shooting in Russell, 
Kansas, in February. Several 
hours later, out on bail, she was 
crowned winter sports queen at 
Russell High School as a result 
of a vote taken before the 
shooting incident. 

-Des Moines, Washington, 
police, frustrated by their 
inability to convict prostitutes in 
sting operations unless sex 
actually occurred -- yet 
prohibited themselves from 
having sex with prostitutes -- 
revealed in April that they had 
hired convicted rapist Robert 
Berdue, 29, to do the dirty work 
for them. 



Concert pianist to play at Gemmeli 



by Lisa Recker 
Contributing Writer 



Music majors, piano players or 
anyone who just can't resist the 
sounds of extraordinary piano 
playing, have the opportunity to 
see, Mykola Suk, an 
internationally recognized 
pianist on Monday, September 
14 at 8 p.m. in Hart Chapel. 

The Ukranian pianist was born 
in Kiev, into a family of 
musicians. He studied at the 
Kiev Special Music School and 
later at the Moscow 
Conservatory. "I've been 
playing piano as long as I can 
remember. I believe I started 
somewhere around the age of 5 
and I've been playing ever 
since," recalled Suk. 

Part of Suk's reputation as a 
performer stems from his 
monographic programs: 

programs dedicated to the works 
of one particular composer. He 
often performs works by 20th 
century masters and by 
contemporary composers. For 
his concert in Clarion, Suk plans 
to perform works by Ludwig von 
Beethoven, Bela Bartok, and 
Franz Liszt. 

Suk has played other 
universities before in the United 
States and feels that American 
students like his music. "Being a 
concert pianist is my job. It is 




really nothing special. I have 
good relations with the students 
because I am friendly and easy 
to get along with," commented 
Suk. 

Suk's artistry became apparent 
to the world after his first prize 
and gold medal performance at 
the International Liszt and 
Bartok competition in 1971. 
Following his American debut at 
Weill Recital Hall in 1991, Suk 
has appeared with orchestras and 
in solo recitals in the U.S., 



western Europe, and the near 
East. In addition, Suk has been 
awarded the title of Merited 
Artist of the Ukranian SSR for 
having done great service in the 
field of performing arts. 

When asked about any goals 
for Ihe future, Suk commented, 
"My only goal for the future is to 
play long and play well." 

This event is sponscred by 
UAB and free to students and 
the public. 



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by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



It was a crazy night in October, 
1975 that changed television 
forever. On that night, NBC 
launched Saturday Night Live 
with its innovative comedy 
sketches and tasteless satire. 
The show was an instant success 
and has since introduced some of 
today's biggest stars. 

But have you ever wondered 
about the show. How was it 
conceived? What goes on 
behind the scenes? What is it 
like having a cast of that 
magnitude? If you have, then 
you don't want to miss Jeff 
Weingrad when he speaks to the 
campus on September 16 at 8 
p.m. in the new Gemmeli 
Complex multi-purpose room. 

Weingrad is co-author with 
Doug Hill of "Saturday Night: A 
Backstage History of Saturday 
Night Live." In the book, the 
two men trace the history of the 



show, from its beginning to the 
behind-the-scenes battles with 
network executives. They also 
uncover the chaotic rewrites, 
tantrums and rivalries among 
cast members. 

The lecture will focus on the 
early years of Saturday Night 
Live with such skits as "the 
Coneheads," "the Samurai 
Warrior," "Weekend Update," 
"Roseanne Roseannadanna" and 
"the Blues Brothers." Weingrad 
will also discuss how the show 
has become a comedy institution, 
making stars of Chevy Chase, 
Gilda Radner, John Belushi, Dan 
Aykroyd, Garrett Morris, Bill 
Murray, Joe Piscopo and Eddie 
Murphy. And as far as personal 
and private information about 
the stars, he will discuss why 
Garrett Morris rarely appeared as 
a leading man and Eddie Murphy 
did, why Chevy Chase was 
resented by the cast, why Bill 
Murray once punched out Chevy 



Chase, why Dan Akroyd trashed 
a wall on the 17th floor of the 
NBC building, why John Belushi 
disliked everything and why Joe 
Piscopo had trouble adapting to 
Eddie Murphy's success. 

Saturday Night Live was part 
of the tradition of underground 
comedy, full of knowing drug 
references, casual profanity, a 
permissive attitude toward sex, 
deep disdain for show business 
convention, blistering political 
satire and a bitter distrust of 
corporate power. 

Weingrad is the television 
editor of the New York Daily 
News. He previously was the 
editor of Women's World 
magazine's celebrity page, and a 
reporter for the New York Post. 
Weingrad has also been 
published in the New York Daily 
News, Esquire and the Toronto 
Globe and Mail. 

The lecture is sponsored by 
UAB and free to the public. 




UAB photo 
Jeff Weingrad will speak on the cultural phenomenon that 
is Saturday Night Live. 



WQED 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Contributing Writer 



Clarion Dean of enrollment 
and academic records, John 
Shropshire, is scheduled to 
appear on "Black Horizons," a 
television program by WQED in 
Pittsburgh. 

Shropshire is the western 
regional director for the 
Pennsylvania Black Conference 



on Higher Education 
(PBCOHE). During the show, 
he intends to discuss the 
upcoming PBCOHE state 
conference scheduled for 
February24-27 in Pittsburgh. 
The theme of the conference is 
"Out of the Malaise, The Case 
for a New Militancy for the 
90 1." Speakers at the 
conference will include: Dr. 
Leon Haley, president of the 



Pittsburgh Urban League; Dr. 
Ruth Love from San Francisco; 
and Vincent Hughes, chair of the 
Pennsylvania Legislative Black 
Caucus. 

The PBCHOE states its main 
concerns as working to improve 
the impact of education on the 
lives of Black Americans in 



particular and the educational 
climate of America in general. 

Both at the conference and on 
"Black Horizons," the stagnacy 
of the civil rights movement 
during th Reagan/Bush years and 
the lack of minority persons on 
the staff of public universities 
will be discussed. 



They also plan to issue a 
challenge to look at new ways to 
change the fortunes of the 
African-American community 
focusing on: the economical, 
social, educational and political 
plight of African- Americans. 

The program will air on 
WQED on September 12. 



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PEACE CORPS world wise Pu\ 

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THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 



INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in nearly 80 nations around the 
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries. 

Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce 
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right. 

Landlocked South 
American country which 
Is roughly the size of 
California and Texas 
combined. 





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Despite loss at Youngstown State, Golden 
Eagles looking ahead to promising season 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports writer 



The 1992 Clarion University 
football team opened its season 
on Saturday and although the 
defending Division I-AA 
champion Youngstown State 
Penguins soundly defeated the 
Golden Eagles, a promising 
campaign seems to be on the 
horizon. 

The old cliche, "The game was 
much closer than the score 
would indicate," has never been 
more evident than it was last 
Saturday night in Youngstown, 
Ohio. The final score flashed 
48-7, but the Golden Eagles 
showed the 10,856 spectators 
that they could match the 
Penguins hit for hit. 

Youngstown State mustered 
only four first downs and 25 
more passing yards than did 
Clarion. The big statistic that 
loomed on the night was 
Clarion's five turnovers, YSU 
only had one. 

For the Eagles to improve 
upon this performance, as well 
as upon their 5-5 record of a year 
ago, they must get solid play and 
leadership from their 31 
letterwinners and 15 returning 
starters. Coach Gene 

Sobolewski, who enters his 10th 
season at the helm of the Golden 
Eagles and carries in a career 
mark of 49-42, believes the '92 
squad will be improved. "On 
offense we Have the talent to run 
the football, a quality passing 
quarterback, and speed at the 
skill positions," Sobolewski 
said. "The offense could be an 
explosive one, but we must limit 
the turnovers to be successful." 

The quality passing 
quarterback to which Sobolewski 
is referring to is senior signal 
caller Tim Myers. In 10 games, 
Myers passed for 2,149 yards 
and 17 touchdowns. He ranked 
22nd in total offense for all of 
Division II with a 213.3 yard per 
game average, and he also 
ranked 24th in quarterback 
efficiency in route to a PSAC- 
West second team selection. 

The Eagle backfield will be led 
by junior tailback Damien 



Henry. Henry gobbled up 698 
yards on the ground, caught 242 
yards worth of passes, and 
reached paydirt ten times in '91. 
At Westminster last year, Henry 
left 209 yards worth of vapor 
trail in leading the Eagles to a 
28-14 victory over a strong 
Westminster team. Sophomore 
tailback Art Gregory should see 
a few more carries in '92 after an 
inaugural season of 104 yards, 
while senior Jay Tonini (225 
yards, 2 td's) and sophomore 
Tom Lumadue will share the 
duties at fullback. 

All four of Clarion's premier 
wide receivers are sophomores, 
and all four are lightning quick. 
Marlon Worthy, who already has 
one touchdown to his credit in 
'92, ranked seventh in Division 
II in returning punts last season 
averaging 13.3 yards per return, 
as well as averaging more than 
21 yards each time he returned a 
kickoff. Worthy, Jess Quinn, 
Kevin Harper and Kirk Morris 
are sure to provide oohs and aahs 
for Clarion fans throughout the 
course of this season. 

Junior tight end Tim Brown 
rounds out the plethora of 
talented targets Myers will have 
at his disposal. Brown, a 
honorable mention All-Amcrican 
and a first team PSAC-West 
selection, caught 38 passes for 
4% yards and three touchdowns 
in '91. 

Four starters return to the 
trenches to lead the powerful 
Clarion offensive line into battle. 
Second team PSAC-West center 
Willie Hunter, Guard Russ Klein, 
and tackles John Espy and Glenn 
Yetter, have earned nine letters 
between them and average 6'2 
1/2" and 257 pounds. 

The offense appears to be one 
of the most talented units in all 
of Division II. The defense will 
answer the question as to how 
good this team will be. 

The Clarion defense showed 
signs of brilliance last year in 
holding California to 173 yards 
of total offense and six points, 
but overall consistency will 
determine whether or not the 
1992 campaign will be a 



successful one for the Golden 
Eagles. 

The defensive front four will 
be led by three-year starting 
tackles Carlos Warner and Jason 
Reinhart. At the ends, Chris 
Haycock, who led the "D" with 
nine sacks last year, and junior 
Eric Acord will attempt to 
brutalize opposing quarterbacks 
and ball carriers again in '92. 

The strongest part of the 
Clarion defense seems to lie in 
the linebacking corps. Two year 
starters Damon Mazoff and 



Frank Andrews led the team in 
tackles a year ago with 141 and 
120, respectively, and along with 
Clint Terza, they complete a 
strong front seven on the 
defensive side of the ball. 

The entire secondary graduated 
in 1991, but the Eagles have 
made moves to alleviate this loss 
by moving Brad Kline, a three- 
year starter at tailback, to strong 
safety. Newcomer Sean Spencer 
has already made himself known 
by recording 17 tackles against 
Youngstown State, while 



Eldridge Ponder and Pat Span 
seem to be more than adequate at 
the corncrback positions. 

Coach Sobolewski is 
optimistic going into this season, 
"The ingredients are here, we 
simply have to put them all 
together," he says. Sobolewski 
will have another week to put the 
ingredients together as Clarion is 
idle on Saturday. 

The Golden Eagles next game 
is at home (Memorial Stadium) 
versus New Haven on 
September 19 at 2 pm. 




Sports Information photo 
Tim Myers and Jason Reinhart, shown here with Clarion University's head coach Gene 
Sobolewski, were recently voted co-captains for the 1992 football season. 

Myers and Reinhart chosen as co- 
captains for 1992 gridiron campaign 



Quarterback Tim Myers and 
defensive tackle Jason Reinhart, 
both seniors, were recently 
chosen as co-captains for Clarion 
University's 1992 football 
season. Captains are chosen by a 
vote of the players. 

" I believe they certainly have 
the athletic ability, playing 
maturity and motivational 
qualities necessary to handle this 
important job," said head coach 
Gene Sobolewski. 



Myers, a quarterback out of 
Wilcox, PA. and Johnsonburg 
High School, returns to direct the 
Golden Eagle offense. In 1991, 
Myers connected on 141 of 280 
passes for 2,149 yards (second 
highest single season total) and 
17 touchdowns , while being 
named to the PSAC-West second 
team. 

As the Golden Eagle punter in 
1991, Myers averaged 32.6 yards 
per punt. 



Reinhart, a defensive tackle 
from Lititz, Pa. and Ephrata 
High School, returns for his 
fourth season of anchoring the 
defensive line. Already a three- 
year starter, Reinhart notched 78 
tackles, six sacks, and broke up 
two passes in 1991. A "College 
Football Preview" All-American 
in 1991, Jason is looking for his 
best season in 1992. 

•Story courtesy of Sports 
Information 



Paui 20 - The Clarion Call - 9-10-92 



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A younger women's volleyball team is 
setting their sights on PSAC accolades 



by Mike Jewart 
Sports writer 



Hey, volleyball fans, it's lime 
for another exciting year of lady 
Golden Eagles volleyball. After 
a rebuilding year in 1991, where 
the team finished 10-18, head 
coach Sue Flaherty seems quite 
optimistic about her team's 
chances of winning this season. 

"We still have a young team 
with only two seniors, four 
players with sophomore 
eligibility and three freshmen, 
but our skill level has really 
improved," said Flaherty. Based 
on their improvements and 
optimism, the lady spikers have 
set their sights on a return to 
PSAC dominance. 



"We're excited to be getting the 
season underway," said Flaherty. 
"The team is much improved, 
skill wise, over our 1991 team, 
and we have set some high goals 
for 1992." 

Flaherty's first season leading 
the Golden Eagles was a very 
successful one. In 1990, the lady 
Eagles posted a 24-15 record, 
finished second in the PSAC- 
West and third at the PSAC 
Championships. Hit hard by 
graduation, the 1991 season was 
a rebuilding year. Featuring six 
first-year players, the team 
finished with a losing record. 
The team's 1992 goal is simple. 
They want to get back to the 
PSAC Final Four. 




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The Lady Golden Eagles will 
be anchored this season by 
senior co-captains Wendy 
Ellenburger and Tammi Bills. 

Ellenberger was named to the 
PSAC-West first team and the 
PSAC All-Division second team 
as a setter last season. She also 
led the team in assists and digs in 

1991. 

Bills is a defensive specialist 
and has earned three letters in 
three years at Clarion University. 
Last year, she was third on the 
team in digs and fourth in 
service aces. 

The lady spikers have four 
other experienced returners from 
last years squad: Suzanne 
Sheldon, Meghan Kelly, Barb 
Mel linger and Gerri Condo. All 
four of these ladies had solid 
seasons in 1991. 

The Lady Golden Eagles also 
have three new faces to mix in 
with their experienced veterans: 
Jennifer Betters, Nicole 
Flambard and Bobbi Simpson. 
All three are highly talented 
freshmen and are battling for 
starting positions. 

Coach Flaherty seems quite 
excited about the talent of her 
squad. "This team is so well- 
balanced that it is like having 
nine starters, " said Flaherty. 

Flaherty was able to get a 
good look at the "new and 
improved" Golden Eagles at the 




Christopher Horner/Clarion Call 
Tammi Bills gave us a little of everything last season. 



IUP Invitational Tournament 
held over the Labor Day 
weekend, but the real fireworks 
started Tuesday night when they 
battled PSAC rival Lock Haven. 
The Golden Eagles will clash 



tonight with defending PSAC 
champion California at Tippin 
Gymnasium (7 pm). The Golden 
Eagles are looking to avenge 
their two losses they suffered at 
the hands of the 1991 Vulcans. 



Pezek-Burns named to fill two 
coaching positions at Clarion 



Jodi Pezek-Burns, an 
outstanding women's volleyball 
player at Clarion University 
from 1987-90, was recently 
named the head Softball and 
assistant women's volleyball 
coach at Clarion. She replaces 
Diana Schwartz, who stepped 
down from the same positions 
this summer. 

"We feel very fortunate to have 
recruited such an outstanding 
person and coach as Jodi," said 
Athletic Director Bob Carlson. 
"She was a talented and 
dedicated student-athlete and 
we're happy to welcome her 
back to Clarion. We're sure Jodi 
will do an excellent job in both 
positions." 

At Clarion University, Pezek 
was a four year starter with the 



Golden Eagle volleyball team. 
A versatile player who 
performed as a middle and 
outside hitter, she was a first 
team PSAC choice in 1987, 89 
and 90, and a first team Atlantic 
Region selection in 1989 and 90. 

In 1990, she led the team with 
522 kills, 145 solo blocks, 102 
assisted blocks, plus collected 
232 digs and 58 service aces. In 
1989, Pezek led the team in kills 
with 431, solo blocks with 120 
and service aces with 60. In her 
outstanding career, she totalled 
1,444 kills, 786 digs and 171 
service aces. 

As a team captain her senior 
season, Pezek led the team to a 
third place finish at the PSAC's 
and a final season record of 24- 
15. In 1989, the Golden Eagles 



were 27-10 and second at the 
PSAC's, while the team won 
their first PSAC Crown in 1988 
with an overall slate of 23-13. 
Posting a team mark of 25-14 in 
1987, Pezek played on Clarion 
teams that had a combined 
record of 99-52, a winning 
percentage of 65.6%. 

Graduating from Clarion in 
December of 1991 with a degree 
in Elementary Education, Pezek 
was the assistant men's 
volleyball coach at Juniata 
College in the Spring of 1992 
before returning to her alma 
mater. 



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Clarion University head 
wrestling coach Jack Davis, who 
will begin his first season as the 
Golden Eagle mentor in the 
1992-93 season, announced his 
first recruiting class over the 
summer. 

The assistant coach at Clarion 
under former head coach Bob 
Bubb for seventeen seasons, 
Davis knows all about past 
recruiting classes. As Bubb's 
assistant, Davis was Clarion's 
recruiting coordinator. 

Davis' first official recruiting 
class as head coach has success 
written all over it. The class 
features four high school Ail- 
Americans (rated by Amateur 
Wrestling News) and six state 
champions, plus some very 
talented wrestlers to go with 

them. 

"We're very pleased with our 
signings for the 1992-93 
season," said Davis. "We 
believe that we've been able to 
recruit some very talented 
student-athletes. They have the 
talent, athletic ability and work 
ethic to become quality wrestlers 
at Clarion. Certainly on paper, 
it has to be one of the best 
recruiting classes we've ever 
had, but that's on paper." 

The four high school All- 
Americans, in order of weight 
class, are Sheldon Thomas (119 
lbs.), Dan Fox (145 lbs.), Bryan 
Stout (189 lbs.) and Stephan 
Terebienec (Heavyweight). 

Also signing on with Clarion 
are former PIAA State 
Champion Dave Thomas (145 
lbs.), PIAA runner-up Mike 
Guerin (171 lbs.), Steve Black, 
Matt Fearing, John Midmore, 
Joel Gilbert and Brad Slagle. 
Sheldon Thomas, a Im- 



pounder from St. Marks High in 
Newark, Delaware, was ranked 
#1 in the nation at 119-pounds 
by Amateur Wrestling News. A 
four-time Delaware State 
Champ, Thomas was crowned 
champion at 103 -pounds in 1989 
and 1990, at 112-pounds in 1991 
and at 119-pounds in 1992. He 
posted a career high school 
record of 132-2-1, plus has won 
USA Junior National Titles in 
1989 (at 98-pounds) and in 1991 
(at 105-pounds). He also has 
international experience, and has 
earned 26 AAU Junior National 
Titles in his career. He has a 
lifetime record of 1, 413 
victories, 68 losses and 1 draw. 
All of these honors and statistics 
were tallied before he added yet 
another honor to his credit. 
Thomas won another Junior 
National Title at 114 pounds this 
year. Thomas is projected at 
118-pounds for Clarion. 

Dan Fox, a 140-pounder from 
Fryeburg Academy, was ranked 
#11 at 145-pounds by Amateur 
Wrestling News. A three-time 
Maine State Champ, Fox posted 
a senior record of 43-0 with 24 
pins. He was crowned a state 
champion as a sophomore at 
135-pounds, and repeated that 
feat at 135-pounds as a junior. 
He has a career mark of 158-16- 
2, with 77 pins. He is projected 
at either 142 or 150 pounds for 
Clarion. 

Bryan Stout, a 189-pounder 
from Southern Regional High, 
was ranked #2 at 189-pounds by 
AWN. A New Jersey State 
Champion his senior year, Stout 
posted a 32-0 record with 28 
falls, two technical falls and two 
major decisions. He placed 
second at states as a junior and 



fifth as a sophomore. He also 
placed at Junior Nationals in 
1992, with a second place finish. 
Stout posted a career record of 
117-14-2, and is projected at 
190-pounds. 

Stephan Terebieniec, a 
heavyweight from St. Edward 
high was ranked fifth in the 
nauon by AWN. An Ohio State 
Champion as a senior, Stephan 



and placed second at PlAA's. 
He was third in 1990 (34-4) and 
was a PIAA State Champion as a 
sophomore in 1989 (30-1). He 
had a career record of 119-12 
and is projected as a 142- 
poundcr at Clarion. 

Mike Guerin, a 171 -pounder 
from Lake Lehman High, placed 
second at the PI A As his senior 
year, mounting an overall record 



Joel Gilbert, who attended 
Dubois Area High, is projected 
at 167 or 177 pounds. As a suae 
qualifier his junior year, Gilbert 
posted a junior record of 22-3-2 
and a senior mark of 22-5. A 
District 9 champ in 1991 and 
1992, he has a career mark of 
63-13-4. 

Brad Slagle, who attended 
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was 35-2 his final season. As a 
junior, he notched a 29-5 record 
but did not compete at states due 
to injury. As a sophomore, 
Terebienec posted a 32-8 overall 
record and qualified for states. 
In his high school career, 
Terebienec carved a 110-21 
record featuring 92 falls. He 
placed second at Junior 
Nationals in 1991 in Greco- 
Roman, and was fourth at Junior 
Nationals the same year in 
freestyle. This year, he placed 
first at Junior Nationals in the 
Greco-Roman category. He is 
projected at heavyweight for 
Clarion. 

Dave Thomas, 145-pounder 
from Waynesburg High, 
graduated in 1991 and sat out the 
past year. In 1991, he was 29-1 



of 35-1. He placed fourth his 
junior season with a 33-2 mark. 
Guerin notched a career slate of 
113-19-1, and is projected as a 
167-pounder here at Clarion. 

Steve Black, from 
Curwensville High, is projected 
as a 150-pounder at Clarion. As 
a two-time PIAA qualifier, he 
posted an overall record of 78-19 
with 38 falls. 

Matt Fearing, from Chaminade 
College Preparatory, is projected 
at 167-pounds at Clarion. 
Fearing had a senior record of 

25-8. 

John Midmore, who attended 
high school in Canada, is 
projected as a 167-pounder at 
Clarion. His top effort was a 
third place finish at the Canadian 
Nationals. 



PIAA qualifier and is projected 
as either a 150 or 158-pounder. 

Clarion University's NCAA 
Division I Wrestling team posted 
a 13-5 dual meet record in 1991- 
92, won its 12th PSAC team 
title, finished the season ranked 
ninth as a dual meet team in the 
AWN/Coaches Poll and placed 
eighth at the NCAA Division 1. 
Tournament. Coach Bob Bubb, 
who retired at the close of the 
season, finished his 26-year 
career with a dual meet record of 
322-121-4. Since the program 
restarted in 1959, the Golden 
Eagles have a dual meet record 
of 383-133-4. 

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by Jon Q. Siller 
Sports Editor 

For most college students, 
finding a summer job is 
necessary. Unfortunately, many 
of us find ourselves working for 
a terrible wage in a grocery store 
or at a gas station. A lucky few 
can find jobs that arc, at least 
somewhat, enjoyable. But for 
Clarion native Brad Frazicr, luck 
had nothing to do with it. 

Frazicr \s tremendous pitching 
abilities and his dominant senior 
season for the 1992 Clarion 
University Golden Eagle 
baseball team earned him the 
summer job of a lifetime - as a 
professional baseball player. 

The left-handed Frazicr, a 
former pitcher at Clarion 
University, was drafted by the 
National League expansion 
Florida Marlins in the 40th round 
of the major league baseball 
draft last spring. 

Frazier reported to the Marlins 
camp in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida 
on June 6 for about one week 
then received his assignment to 
play in Erie, Pa in the New York- 
Penn League. The Erie Sailors 
contended in the Stedler 
Division in their first season 
affiliated with the expansion 
Marlins. 

Frazier and the Marlins 
received a lot of press over the 
summer for being the Marlins' 
first active professional baseball 
club. 



Among the top names who 
played in the NY-P League are 
Pete Rose, Phil Niekro, Dwight 
Goodcn, Doug Drabck, Wade 
Boggs, Don Mattingly, Robin 
Yount, Bobby Thigpcn, Bill 
Madlock, Tony Perez, Jim Rice, 
Kent Tckulvc, Omar Moreno and 
Dclino Dcshiclds. 

Frazicr was excited to be 
signed professionally and his 
major concern was to prove that 
he could pitch at that level. 

For most of the summer, he 
was not only proving that he 
could pitch but proving that he 
could be great. 

Frazicr was sporting a nifty 
ERA of just over two runs a 
game with only two weeks to go 
in the season. That's when 
Frazier admitted that the long 
season and heavy work load got 
to him. He ended the season 
with a 1-3 won-loss record and 
an ERA of around five runs a 
game. 

There is no doubt that Frazier 
made good impressions on the 
organization over the season. 
His most impressive statistics 
included an opponents batting 
average of only .230 against him. 
He allowed an average of less 
than one hit per inning while 
striking out 36 hitters in 31 
innings. 

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The Sailors often travelled on 
long bus rides, only to reach a 
motel at 2 am. They travelled to 
play teams from all over 
Pennsylvania, New York and 
even Canada. Frazicr claims to 
know just about every card game 
ever invented and often found 
himself sitting in a motel room, 
watching free HBO. 

As far as instruction, Frazicr 
said that it isn't that different 
than at the college level, just a 
little more on an individual 
basis. 

The instruction that Frazicr 
received while at Clarion 
University helped him to be 
named the PSAC's "Co-Player 
of the Year" and the PSAC-West 
"Player of the Year" in 1992. He 
compiled an overall record of 5- 
3 for the Golden Eagles last 
spring, winning his last five 
games. In 52.1 innings, Frazier 
yielded only 22 hits, posted 73 
strikeouts and had a seven- 
inning ERA of 0.80 and a nine- 
inning ERA of 1.03. He 
finished the season with a 
Clarion record of 26 scoreless 
innings, plus yielded only two 
runs in his final five games. In 
those last five games, he tossed 
36 innings, gave up nine hits, 
had 50 strikeouts and only 
walked ten for a five-game, nine- 
inning ERA of only 0.50. 

Frazier's hot hand at the end of 
the 1992 season helped the 
Golden Eagles win seven of their 
final ten games and five of their 
last six PSAC contests. Clarion 
finished with a 12-17 record, 
while placing fourth in the 
PSAC-West with a 8-12 mark. 




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Now property of the Marlins, Brad Frazier is shown here 
when he pitched for his alma mater, Clarion University. 

In 1991, Frazier compiled an inning ERA of 1.74. 



overall record of 4-4 while 
pitching 51.1 innings. During 
this junior campaign, Frazier 
gave up 50 hits, struck out 60, 
had a seven-inning E.R.A. of 
1.91 and a nine-inning E.R.A. of 
2.45. 

In his two seasons at CUP, 
Frazier tossed 103.2 innings, 
yielding 72 hits, struck out 133, 
had a record of 9-7 with a seven- 
inning ERA of 1.35 and a nine- 



"Brad is an outstanding person 
and player," said baseball coach 
Rich Herman. "He's dedicated, 
hard working and extremely 
unselfish, the ingredients of a 
winner." 

Frazier said that his goal is to 
continue playing baseball and to 
continue advancing in his career. 
He also hopes to receive his 
degree in Elementary Education 
at Clarion. 



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Tennis vs. Mercyhurst at noon (courts behind 
Campbell Hall) 

X-Country at St. Bonaventure Invitational 
(folf at Gannon 
Volleyball at IUP 
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Volleyball at East Stroudsburg Tournament 
Tennis Blue/Gold Match at 10:30 a.m. (behind 
Campbell) 

X-Country at IUP Invitational 
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County's Domestic 
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seeking sincere adults to 
become members of the 
volunteer staff. The 
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Delta Phi Epsilon would 
like to wish everyone good 
luck for the Fall 92 
semester. 



Happy Birthday to all of 
the summer birthdays of D 
PhiE. 



Happy 21st Birthday to Jill 
and Robin. See you at the 
bars girls! 



To the brothers ofTau 
Kappa Epsilon. You have 
our deepest sympathy. 
Mike ment something 
special to all of us. Love, 
the sisters of Alpha Sigma 
Tau. 



Welcome back everyone! 
Have a great semester! 
Love the sisters of AST. 



Tri-Sigma would like to 
welcome all students back 
to school and wishes 
everyone a successful 
semester. 



Tri-Sigma extends our 
deepest sympathy to the 
family and friends, and 
TKE brothers of Mike 
Taylor. Our prayers and 
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GemmeU student center completed 
after two years of construction 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features writer 



The fall 1992 school year 
brings many new and exciting 
features to Clarion University. 
But the one feature that has 
many people buzzing is the new 
James GemmeU Student 
Complex. 

The $6 million construction 
and renovation project was 
entirely funded by student fees. 
It involved the construction of a 
two-story, steel frame addition of 
approximately 48,000 square 
feet to Reimer Student Center 
and renovations of 17,700 square 
feet of the original 24,000 square 
foot center. 

One of the main facilities of 
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featuring an expanded line of 
books, clothing, souvenir items 
and a Greek store. The adjacent 
Express Shop is also a handy 
convenience store for the 
studenis. 



The newly remodeled snack 
bar, located across from the 
game room, is operated by 
Service America Corporation 
and seats approximately 200 
people. It offers food in a 
modified food court setting. 
Students can pay for their food 
through the flex dollar program 
or with cash. Therefore, every 
student has access to the food 
court. 

Other new facilities offered at 
the GemmeU Center include 
three raquetball courts, an 
aerobics center, a fitness center, 
three meeting/conference rooms 
and a multi-purpose room 
capable of hosting a catered 
banquet or dances. The room 
also has a fixed stage suitable for 
small performances, lectures and 
band concerts. 

Offices located within the 
complex include: University 
Center Director, Clarion Student 
Association, Credit Union, 
Greek Life, Student Activities, 




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Public Affairs file photo 
Construction was started on the GemmeU student center in 
December of 1990. 



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Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
The finishing touches were placed on GemmeU this past 
summer. 



United Campus Ministry, 
University Activities Board, and 
special activities programs. 

Student offices include: 
WCCB radio, the Clarion Call, 
the "Sequelle," African- 
American Student Union and 
Returning Adults and Commuter 
Students (RACS). There is also 
a lounge for RACS, a TV lounge 
outside the book center and a 
computer laboratory. 

The GemmeU Center project 
began in 1980. The main reason 
was to serve students' needs. 
Because of increased enroUment, 
student groups expressed interest 
in expanding the center and 
obtained permission from the 
university to research the project. 
During the spring of 1987, a 
feasibility study was completed 
for the expansion of Reimer 
Student Center and a pre- 
liminary design was developed. 
The following fall semester, 
students voted to pay for the 
expansion. 



During the next two years, 
further planning was spent on the 
GemmeU complex and actual 
construction began on December 
17, 1990. The GemmeU Center 
became an addition to the 
Reimer Center, which still exists 
on the old part of the building. 

President Reinhard, former 
Student Senate President 
Jennifer Yaple, and Dr. Dana 
Still broke ground for the the $6 
million student center. 

Dave Tomeo, director of 
University Centers, said that 
students need to be aware and 
use these facilities because this 
"complex is for the students and 
they paid for it." 
According to Tomeo, the 

complex is available on a rental 
basis for conferences or 
workshops. Those interested in 
using space in GemmeU should 
contact Tomeo at 226- 2312. 

GemmeU photo layout 
on pages 12 and 13 



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Volume 74, Issue 2 The student newspa per of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 17, 1992 

Gemmell student center completed 



Gemmell 

dedication 

ceremony 

planned 

The new student complex will 
be dedicated in honor of Dr 
James Gemmell, the 12th 
president of Clarion University. 
A dedication ceremony for 
Gemmell will be held on 
Saturday, September 19 at 11 
a.m. All students are invited to 
attend and refreshments will be 
served. Members of the 
Gemmell family are expected to 
attend. 

The ceremony will be opened 
by President Diane L. Reinhard, 
who will participate in the 
ribbon cutting. The 

Commemorative Wall," which 
recognizes students since 1989 
who made donations to help aid 
in the construction of the center, 
will be unveiled at the 
ceremony. 

The late Dr. Gemmell (1914- 
1986) led Clarion to its largest 
increase in enrollment, guided it 
through its most dramatic 
growth in academic programs 
and oversaw a significant 
addition in terms of physical 
facilities and new construction 
The dedication ceremony will 
recognize Gemmell for his 
'outstanding educational 
leadership and service at the 
university ." 

The Clarion University 
Council of Trustees approved 
naming the complex in honor of 
Gemmell in January, 1991. The 
ceremony is one of the first 
events scheduled this academic 
year in recognition of the 125th 
anniversary of the founding of 
Clarion University. 

Family Day is also scheduled 
for Saturday. These events will 
include university sports, a 
comedian and a dance. 

Activities Day will be held 
Sunday, September 20 which 
will include exhibits, a mini- 
concert, a movie and other 
activities. All will be held at the 
Gemmell Center. 



after two years of construction 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features writer 



The fall 1992 school year 
brings many new and exciting 
features to Clarion University. 
But the one feature that has 
many people buzzing is the new 
James Gemmell Student 
Complex. 

The $6 million construction 
and renovation project was 
entirely funded by student fees. 
It involved the construction of a 
two-story, steel frame addition of 
approximately 48,000 square 
feet to Reimer Student Center 
and renovations of 17,700 square 
feet of the original 24,000 square 
foot center. 

One of the main facilities of 
Gemmell is the new book center, 
featuring an expanded line of 
books, clothing, souvenir items 
and a Greek store. The adjacent 
Express Shop is also a handy 
convenience store for the 
students. 



The newly remodeled snack 
bar, located across from the 
game room, is operated by 
Service America Corporation 
and seats approximately 200 
people. It offers food in a 
modified food court setting. 
Students can pay for their food 
through the flex dollar program 
or with cash. Therefore, every 
student has access to the food 
court. 

Other new facilities offered at 
the Gemmell Center include 
three raquetball courts, an 
aerobics center, a fitness center, 
three meeting/conference rooms 
and a multi-purpose room 
capable of hosting a catered 
banquet or dances. The room 
also has a fixed stage suitable for 
small performances, lectures and 
band concerts. 

Offices located within the 
complex include: University 
Center Director, Clarion Student 
Association, Credit Union, 
Greek Life, Student Activities, 




'■'ftjtfi^* 




Public Affairs file photo 
Construction was started on the Gemmell student center in 
December of 1990. 



The finishing touches were 
summer. 

United Campus Ministry, 
University Activities Board, and 
special activities programs. 

Student offices include: 
WCCB radio, the Clarion Call, 
the "Sequelle," African- 
American Student Union and 
Returning Adults and Commuter 
Students (RACS). There is also 
a lounge for RACS, a TV lounge 
outside the book center and a 
computer laboratory. 

The Gemmell Center project 
began in 1980. The main reason 
was to serve students' needs. 
Because of increased enrollment, 
student groups expressed interest 
in expanding the center and 
obtained permission from the 
university to research the project. 
During the spring of 1987, a 
feasibility study was completed 
for the expansion of Reimer 
Student Center and a pre- 
liminary design was developed. 
The following fall semester, 
students voted to pay for the 
expansion. 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
placed on Gemmell this past 

During the next two years, 
further planning was spent on the 
Gemmell complex and actual 
construction began on December 
17, 1990. The Gemmell Center 
became an addition to the 
Reimer Center, which still exists 
on the old part of the building. 

President Reinhard, former 
Student Senate President 
Jennifer Yaple, and Dr. Dana 
Still broke ground for the the $6 
million student center. 

Dave Tomeo, director of 
University Centers, said that 
students need to be aware and 
use these facilities because this 
"complex is for the students and 
they paid for it." 
According to Tomeo, the 

complex is available on a rental 
basis for conferences or 
workshops. Those interested in 
using space in Gemmell should 
contact Tomeo at 226- 2312. 

Gemmell photo layout 
on pages 12 and 13 



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Four more 
years 



On November 3 of this year, 
the American people are going to 
make a decision concerning the 
country's future. Can the nation 
stand another four years with 
conservatism? Can this country 
withstand another four years of 
an unemployment increase? 

During the republican 
convention this year, Americans 
heard a segment on "family 
values," which doesn't 
necessarily pertain to the major 
issues facing our nation today. 
So far, Bush has done the 
opposite of everything he claims 
he believes and stands for 
especially his topic of family 
values. After the Persian Gulf 
War, Bush has done nothing 
except veto all of the "family 
value" issues. Whatever 
happened to Congress' proposal 
on child health care? It was 
vetoed by a man claiming strong 
family values. And what about 
the Iran Contra Scandal? 
President Bush denies any 
involvement. Unfortunately, 
something has gone wrong 
because recently a tape has been 
found of President Bush 
agreeing to go along with selling 
weapons for the hostages. Plus, 
Bush, around this time just four 
years ago, promised not to raise 
taxes. Promises should be kept, 
not broken. But, if there is a 
promise broken, then it shouldn't 
have been made. 

Americans should take a stand 
on the abortion issues. Here it is 
again: old news. In the First 
Amendment, Americans have 
the freedom of speech, of public 
media, and also the freedom to 
make a decision. This country is 
a democracy. Now, President 
Bush decides to change the 
constitution by trying to regulate 




Kelley Mahoney 

what is written, read, listened to 
and heard. Women are allowed 
to vote, but if this persists, in 
another four years, that may also 
change. Abortion is a personal 
issue, not a women's liberation 
issue. Privacy and a human right 
is being violated by taking that 
right away. 

Education is another issue that 
is being ignored. The American 
middle class finds it difficult to 
earn the money necessary to 
send their children to college. 
Financial Aid only covers a 
certain amount if the 

(Cont. on pg.4) 



During the past two weeks, I 
have had the opportunity to 
overhear quite a few 
conversations among students. 
And what I heard rather 
surprised me. 

Many of you expressed anger 
and discontent over the 42 new 
signs on campus. The common 
argument seems to be, "If the 
state has such a lack of money to 
put towards education, then why 
in heaven's name has so much 
money gone into appearances on 
our campus?" 

That's a good question. 
Tuition increased 25 percent for 
out-of-state students. Programs 
are being cut from the 
departments. Classes are 
overflowing. Everyone is 
crying, "Education is suffering!" 
Yet, there is money available 
from some source to put up 
illuminated maps of Clarion's 
campus. 

Forty-five thousand dollars 
was spent on those signs. Isn't 
that a bit much for something 
that has absolutely no affect on 
my education? They might be 
beneficial if I were a geography 
student or a graphics art student, 
but I have no aspirations to be 
either of those. 

If you really think about it, a 
person or an institution could do 



a lot with $45,000. I was all 
fired up about this outrageous 
amount of money. How dare 
they spend that much on campus 
appearance when my graduating 
on time is hanging in the 
balance. 

I made a few phone calls and 
what I discovered is frustrating. 
The money for the signs did not 
come from the state. Instead, it 
came from private contributions 
through the Clarion University 
Foundation. In 1988, the money 
was specifically set aside by the 
board for the purpose of 
implementing a visual identity 
program. This would aid in 
promoting the university's image 
for recruitment and enhance 
campus appearance. 

Funds from the Foundation are 
distributed at the request of the 
donators, or if no request is made 
they go into a general fund. This 
money is not used in conjunction 
with state aid and is totally 
separate from it. 

I went along with that, but I 
still felt the Foundation should 
help students get through these 
financially difficult times instead 
of spending money on signs 
which have no bearing on 
education. I struck out on this 
reasoning, as well. Last year, 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 




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Bush: It's time to tip balance in owl debate toward more jobs 



COLVILLE, Wash. (AP) 
Saying it is time to balance the 
scales in the northern spotted 
owl debate, President Bush said 
Monday he won't sign a new 
Endangered Species Act unless it 
contains provisions for more 
timber jobs. 

The president told a cheering 
crowd at the Vaagen Bros. 
Lumber Co. mill that he wants to 
put an end to injunctions that tie 
up timber sales on federal lands, 
and would support legislation to 
require that all raw logs cut on 
publicly owned lands are 
processed in the United States. 

"I will not sign an extension 
of the Endangered Species Act 
unless it gives greater 
consideration to jobs ... families 
and communities," Bush said. 



"It is time to put people ahead 
of owls," he told a crowd 
estimated at 3,500, about half the 
number state Republican 
officials had hoped would turn 
out. Officials last week passed 
out 7,000 free tickets to mill 
workers and others. 

"The president has come 
somewhat late to this problem," 
House Speaker Tom Foley, D- 
Wash., told reporters outside the 
U.S. Capitol as Bush was 
making the remarks in Foley's 
home district. 

"We need to worry about jobs 
today. We also need to worry 
about preservation of the forests 
tomorrow," Foley said, adding 
lawmakers must be sure that in 
seeking to protect endangered 
species, "we also consider other 



values in the community and 
society." 

Sara Folger of the Inland 
Northwest Public Lands Council 
of Spokane said Bush "was 
simply pandering to the 
audience. We've heard the jobs 
rhetoric before." 

Bush was introduced by Sen. 
Slade Gorton, R-Wash., as "the 
most important factor standing 
between you and the 
preservationists' hurricane." 

The president canceled a 
planned Aug. 31 stop here to 
visit Florida after Hurricane 
Andrew. 

The president blamed the 
Endangered Species Act and 
efforts made to protect the 
threatened northern spotted owl 
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timber-industry jobs. 

He said he wants Congress to 
submit a plan with specific 
harvest levels for national forests 
"to keep people working in 
1993 and beyond." 

Bush said he would fight to 
end injunctions that are tying up 
sales of federal timber and called 
for 2.6 billion board feet of 
timber to be cut in the region 
next year. That's down from the 
2.96 billion board feet cut in 
Washington and Oregon this 
year. 

Bush used the Olympic 
Peninsula town of Forks, about 
300 miles west of Washington, 
as an example of the economic 
crisis that spotted owl-protection 
measures have created. '•- 

He said the shutdown of the 
town's lumber mill increased the 
unemployment rate there to 20 
percent. 

"Forks is in crisis because the 
balance has been lost," Bush 
said. 

He said the requirement to 
domestically process all logs cut 
on public lands is needed 
because "it's time to put mills 
back to work." 

Currently, 75 percent of raw 
logs from public lands must.be 
processed in the, United States. 
The proposal for 100 percent 
domestic processing has been 
opposed by the Commerce 
Department because of its 
potential impact on trade 
relations. 

Bush said the Endangered 



Species Act "is being used by 
people with extreme views to 
achieve in the courts what no 
sane official ever dreamed." 

He called Democrat Bill 
Clinton's proposed summit on 
timber issues "doublespeak." 

"I will not stand for a solution 
that puts 32,000 people out of 
work," Bush said, referring to 
projected timber-industry job 
losses. "That solution will not 
stand." 

The Vaagen Brothers mill 
employs about 200 and until 
recently had a fairly steady 
supply of federal timber, 
president Duane Vaagen said. 

The Colville National Forest, 
where Vaagen Brothers gets 
most of its timber, is not a 
spotted-owl protection area. 

But 13 of 15 proposed timber 
sales in the forest have been 
appealed in the last 18 months _ 
two of them by a group of 
college students in Connecticut, 
forest planning chief Warren 
Current said. 

Bush, who did not get the 
endorsement of unions 
representing 125,000 timber 
workers, last week signed an 
order allowing the Forest Service 
to speed up sales of dead timber, 
without the usual environmental 
studies and citizen appeals. 

After his speech, Bush flew by 
helicopter to Spokane, where he 
met with Republicans at a 
$5,000-a-head reception before 
flying to Medford, Ore. 



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Dotors discover new 
drug for AIDS virus 



TUCSON (AP) University of 
Arizona doctors say a drug they 
helped develop could replace 
AZT as life-prolonging drug for 
people who gets the AIDS virus. 

The drug, spavudine, or D4T, 
is the latest in a limited number 
of medications that apparently 
stop the progress of HIV, the 
human immunodeficiency vims 
that causes AIDS. 

"It's not the final answer, but 
it looks promising," said Dr. 
Eskild Petersen, an infectious 
disease specialist who has 
directed the university's study of 
D4T since July 1990. 

D4T is an anti-retroviral drug 
which has been used with others 
to prolong the lives of people 
with the virus. Without a cure, 
doctors have used the drugs to 
slow the ability of the virus to 
weaken and destroy the immune 
system. 



The most common of these 
drugs is AZT, but it causes 
serious side effects, including 
blood problems. 

But D4T appears to be less 
toxic and more effective than 
AZT, doctors said. 

The university was one of 
seven centers to test D4T and 
has tried it on about 45 patients, 
Petersen said. 

He and Dr. Kevin Carmichael, 
a family practice specialist with 
the university AIDS program, 
think D4T may become the drug 
of choice for people with HIV. 

The federal Food and Drug 
Administration is expected to 
make D4T widely available to 
patients with HIV and AIDS in 
another month through a 
program that allows drugs to be 
distributed to patients while 
studies are still being conducted. 



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S.T.A.R. presents 'First Sexual Assault- Awareness Week 1 



The Clarion Call - 9-17-92 - Page 5 



By Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



S.T.A.R. ( Students Together 
Against Rape) is ready for 
another semester to administer to 
students needs and alert first year 
students about rape on campus. 

The organization has planned a 
"First Sexual Assault- Awareness 
Week" on September 21-25, 
1992. The week will consist of 
meetings, speakers and open 
forums for students. 

Dr. Franklin Takei, Professor of 



philosophy, will speak at 8 p.m. 
in Carter Auditorium, in Still 
Hall. Takei's lecture 

"Confessions of a Male 
Chauvinist Pig" will tell the 
story of a man's relationship with 
his "significant other" who saw 
and conquered his male 
chauvinism, in turn helped to 
build a better human being. 

Tuesday S.T.A.R. will hold its 
first meeting at 4 pm in 250 
Gemmell. Then on Wednesday, 
there will be an open discussion 



on how race impacts sexual 
assault. This will be at 7 p.m. in 
Multicultural Center Becht Hall. 

Finally on Thursday, it is the 
Nancy Day Concert. Day is a 
sexual assault survivor. She is a 
composer and performing artist 
who expresses her experience 
and recovery of sexual assault. 

Day's songs range in emotion 
from the "desperate" to the 
"triumphant" and include her 
signature song "Without Music." 
She also composed the theme 



Four more years 

(Contt. from pg.2) 



parents make over a certain 
amount of money annually. Even 
with aid, both the families and 
graduates are faced with tuition 
fees, which leads into another 
important issue, unemployment. 
Over nine million Americans 
are unemployed today many of 
those who do work aren't making 
enough to survive. Why isn't 
anything being done to take care 
of these people issues? Are they 
not important? What about those 
who have a college degree, but 
aren't able to find a job 
anywhere? What is being done to 



make jobs available? Also, Bush 
feels that the public school 
system should be dropped in 
order for children to attend a 
private one. Nice thought. But if 
nine million people are 
unemployed, how can they be 
expected to pay for a private 
school? In this "Land of 
Opportunity," this shouldn't be 
happening. It's ironic how Bush 
claims to be the "education 
president" when the educational 
issues have been placed on the 
backbumer. 

On November 3, American's 



have a choice. Both candidates 
are right when they say that the 
United States needs a change. 
Instead of the Republican's being 
more concerned with Mr. 
Clinton, they should start being 
concerned with the real issues. If 
these issues are put off any 
longer, this land of plenty will be 
considered the land of the poor. 



Kelley Mahoney is a senior 

Communication major at 

Clarion University 



The Way. . . 

(Cont. from pg.2) 



the Foundation awarded over 
$420,000 to 420 students in the 
form of scholarships. 

So, knowing what I know, how 
come I don't feel better about 
those $45,000 signs? It's 
probably because the campus 
map is not going to help me get 
an "A" in my classes. The signs 
with the building names are not 
going to put any more resources 
at my fingertips that what are 
already available. 

If you come right down to it, 
those signs have absolutely no 
bearing on my life and for that 
kind of money, it bothers me. I 
guess it's much easier to vent my 



frustration and anger at signs 
worth thousands of dollars than 
it is to say, "Look Governor 
Casey, I've got a bore to pick 
with you." 

Sometimes it's annoying to see 
those signs every day and know 
that I will probably never meet 
Governor Casey and express just 
what I think of his priorities. 

That much money spent on 
signs seems like a waste. I 
realize some people felt it was 
necessary. 

And I realize the money was 
specifically for that and nothing 
else. That in itself is frustrating. 

This institution desperately 



Attention all SCJ 
members: 

A mandatory 

meeting will be held 

lYiesday, September 

22 at 7:00 p.m. in 

248 Gemmel. 

Elections will be 

held. If you cannot 

attend call Michelle 

at 226-2380. 



Muslim 

Students 

Association 

The Juma meeting 

will occur in 40 

Campbell every 

Friday, at 1:50 

p.m. The 

executive election 

will take place this 

Friday after the 

Juma meeting. 



needs money. And, because of 
the system, beauracratic red tape 
and the way the Foundation's 
board allots funds — teachers will 
not be hired and new programs 
will not be instituted through this 
source. 

This is the ultimate in 
frustration. The money is 
there — it just can't be used for 
those things which seem most 
important, right now. 



News editor, Alan Vaughn, will 
write next week's editorial. 



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song for the National Children's 
Network telethon and in 1986 
was voted Pittsburgh Pianist of 
the year. 

Day's work has earned her a 
citation by the Pennsylvania 
Coalition Against Rape for her 
contribution to anti-violence 
work as an artist. 

S.T.A.R. was founded in the 
fall of 1991 by students who 
were concerned with rape on 
campus. The purpose of this 
organization is to make the 
college community more aware 



of the issues of sexual 
harassment, date rapes and 
sexual assault. Focus is being put 
on the treatment of both the 
assailant and the victim by 
counseling them. 

This semester, S.T.A.R. needs 
new members for different 
committees such as, peer 
counseling, peer education, 
publicity and legislative 
research. And it's open to all the 
people "who want to be more 
than just aware of the problem 
and want to make a difference" 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Tri Sigma Sigma raised funds for Hurricane Andrew 
victims in front of Carlson. They would like to thank 
those who donated. 



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Student Senate Vice President resigns 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



Ron Berry, Vice President of 
Student Senate, resigned from 
his elected position Monday 
night at the weekly Senate 
meeting. Berry gave up the 
position due to financial 
difficulties. He explained his 
actions in the following 
statement released to the Call, 
Tuesday night. 

"The reason for my 
resignation is quite simple: my 
financial resources have been 
exhausted, and I must now work 
to pay for my tuition. To be 
honest, I feel betrayed by both 
the university and by the state of 
Pennsylvania for making it so 
difficult for a middle-class 
student to continue his or her 
education after high school. 
During my lifetime, universities 
have been for the upper class 
(who can afford the costs) and 
for the lower class (who are sent 
to college for free). What about 
the middle class students? 

I would like to take a 



moment and publicly apologize 
to Governor Casey for my 
parents being employed. I would 
like to apologize for coming 
from a home where my parents 
are still married and not 
divorced. 

I would also like to apologize 
for not selling drugs, holding up 
liquor stores or stealing old 
ladies' purses so that I can afford 
to pay for that part of my tuition 
that my parents cannot afford. I 
guess what I'm trying to say to 
Governor Casey is I would like 
to apologize for being average; 
the middle-class student needs 
more money from the state and 
from the university. 

I was told at the Financial Aid 
office that the only way for me 
to get a loan or grant would be if 
I joined the military or received 
money from my parents. 
Unfortunately, the only way to 
get money from my parents 
would be to kill them, since it 
costs one-third of their gross 
income to send my brother and 
me to college every year." 



Berry's announcement came as 
a surprise to many of the student 
senator's at Monday night's 
meeting. 

Berry is still acting as a student 
senator and will fulfill the duties 
as befitting the position. 

Berry did not receive a full 
loan this year because he 
borrowed his alloted amount for 
his junior year, last year. 

He is a few credits shy of senior 
status and is, therefore, 
technically considered a junior 
and not eligible for a full loan 
this semester. 

Berry does have a job to 
support some of his college 
expenses, and he is still active in 
many of his other extracurricular 
activities. 

"I had a choice, either to resign 
from everything except work, 
senate and classes or to resign 
from one of these things and to 
keep everything else," said 
Berry. 

He is still actively involved in 
the Sigma Chi fraternity and the 
soap opera aired by TV 5. 



Campuses combat crime 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



A Tionesta man was arrested 
Tuesday evening following a 
chase involving Clarion Borough 
Police, Pennsylvania State Police 
and Clarion University Public 
Safety. 

According to Tom Schott of 
Clarion University Public 
Information, a suspicious person 
was reported outside Wilkinson 
hall. The individual was 
identified as James T. Brown, a 
non-student, and was asked to 
leave campus by Public Safety. 

Later in the evening, Brown 
was again found on campus 
grounds. While being escorted 
from campus by public safety 
officers, Brown fled the scene in 
his automobile. 

Brown was pursued by Clarion 
Borough Police along route 322, 
where Brown crashed his car and 
fled the scene on foot. 

Pennsylvania State Police 
arrested Brown, and he is 
currently being held in Clarion 
County Jail in lieu of $3,000 



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bond. Public Safety has charged 
Brown with defiant trespass, 
prowling and loitering at night. 

Clarion University is not the 
only school facing disturbances 
on its campus. Other schools 
across the nation are seeing 
similar problems occuring on 
their campuses. 

According to the College Press 
Service, one in every four 
college women has been raped or 
sexually assaulted. In 1990, 
Clarion University reported no 
rapes on campus and two sex 
offenses. 

The most dangerous place on 
campuses are the dorms, where 
more crime takes place than 
other areas on campuses, said 
Clarinda Raymond, co-director 
of the Campus Violence 
Prevention Center at Towson 
State University in Baltimore. 

These include, "a lot of low- 
level crime, such as stealing 
from dorm rooms, which doesn't 
get reported. In cases of sexual 
assault, there is also a low level 
of reporting by students and 
colleges," said Alan McEvpy, 



chair of the Sexual Assault on 
Campus conference, to be held 
in Orlando, Fla. in October. 

Most campus crimes are 
related to drugs or alcohol. The 
College Press Service reported 
that 95% of campus crime is 
related to drugs or alcohol. 

In his studies on campus 
crimes, McEvoy said the most 
frequent crimes on college 
campuses are underage drinking 
and substance abuse. In 1990, 
Clarion University reported 39 
violations of liquor laws, eight 
cases of drunkenness, two cases 
of driving under the influence 
and one case of drug abuse 
violations. 

"Students should avoid 
alcohol. It is involved in almost 
every acquaintance rape," said 
Andrea Parrot, a professor at 
Cornell University. 

It's not really that campus 
crime is rising, but colleges are 
finding more violent crime, said 
Raymond. 

Information provided by the 
Associated Press and the 
College Press Service. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Student Senator Ron Berry resigned from his position of 
Vice President due to lack of time and financial difficulties. 

Berry is a Finance major from nominations and elections for the 
Emporium, Pennsylvania. s^Vice President's position this 

Student Senate will hold coming Monday night. 



Inmate escapes 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



A prisoner escaped from the 
Clarion County jail early 
Saturday evening, according 
to a jail officer. 

Charles Edward Shankosky, 
a 33 year old white male 
broke put of prison by 
climbing the fence 
surrounding the facility about 
7:30 p.m. He is described as 
six feet tall, weighing 190 
pounds, with brown shoulder 
length hair, hazel eyes and a 
thick, stocky build. 
Shankosky is known to wear 
black leather jackets and 
cowboy boots. He may have 
blood on bis clothing from 
wounds received when 
climbimg the prison fence. 

Shankosky was in jail 
awaiting trial for burglary and 
theft He is still at large and 
considered dangerous. 
Shankosky has used firearms 
in the past, and has had access 



to numerous weapons, 
including "assault" style 
rifles. 

According to State Police 
Shankosky is suspected of 
involvement in many illegal 
acts starting in November 
1991. The acts include home 
and convenience store 
robberies, burglaries, motor 
vehicles thefts, cashing stolen 
checks and flight from police 
officers. Shankosky was 
arrested in Alabama on 
January 4, 1992 and, at the 
time, be was in possession of 
a handgun. He was 
extradited to Pennsylvania 

In order to prevent future 
escapes from the jail, the 
Clarion County Prison Board 
voted to require a guard to be 
present and armed while 
prisoners are outside in the 
facility's exercise yard. The 
guard will be required to first 
fire a warning shot in the air 
before firing at an inmate 
attempting to escape. 



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Student saves feline 



The Clarion Call - 9-17-92- Page 7 



by Tarry Burlingame 
News Writer 

Scott True, 23, is a junior at 
Clarion University. His home is 
located in Dedham, 
Massachusetts. 

This past summer, True had the 
opportunity to be a "hero." 
There was a fire next door and 
True did what he thought had to 
be done. 

True and his two brothers, Tun 
and Jonathon, were playing an 
afternoon game of basketball 
outside their home. True had left 
the game to go inside to do some 
homework, when one of his 
younger brothers entered and 
told him of the smoke they 



spotted coming from their 
neighbor's house next door. 

True went out to take a look. 
With little hesitation, he and Tim 
started kicking in locked doors, 
in fear that Catherine Walsh, 
their elderly neighbor, was 
inside. True went in through the 
back as Tim entered the front. 
Meanwhile, Jonathon had called 
the fire department for help. 

Once inside, they noticed 
smoke and water damage filling 
most of the house. The fire, 
however, had been mainly 
confined to the kitchen. True 
said their shouting raised no 
response from within the house. 
They wanted to check the 
second floor, but due to the 
volume of smoke, they couldn't 



get any farther than the first few 
steps. 

True crawled into the kitchen 
calling for Mrs. Walsh, but 
again there was no response. 
True, at a glance, spotted one of 
the Walsh family's cats on the 
floor, dying. The cat was 
gagging and covered in soot. He 
quickly picked it up and threw it 
outside. The cat was then taken 
to be treated at the Prevention of 
Cruelty to Animals. Later, 
another cat was found stuck in 
the couch. 

Thanks to True's immediate 
attention, both cats are alive and 
well. Although there was that 
split moment of hesitation, True 
knew what had to be done and 
did it. 



New student enrollment up 



by Dorilee Raybuck 
News Writer 



Clarion University's 
enrollment of freshman and 
transfer students has increased 



for the 1992 fall semester. 

Although Clarion University 
will not officially freeze the 
enrollment count until October 
15, the goals set by the 
university for the number of 



Attention all students: 

Vehicles illegaly parked in a 

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first-time freshmen and transfer 
students enrolled have been 
exceeded. 

First-time freshman admission 
stands at 1181. The admissions 
goal for freshman admission was 
1000. 

The admissions goal for 
incoming transfer students was 
250. The total number of 
transfer students whose 
applications were accepted and 
deposits paid is 361. 

Clarion University has 
increased freshman enrollment at 
a time when the number of 
Western Pennsylvania high 
school students graduating has 
dropped. 

John Shropshire, Dean of 
Enrollment Management and 
Academic Records, believes that 
one reason for the increase is the 
experimental recruiting that a 
regional representative of the 
university is doing in the 
Harrisburg vicinity. A large 
population base of potential 
college students exists in this 
area. 

However,total enrollment is 
believed to have decreased. The 
official figures will be made 
available on October 15. 

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Alumni works in Japan 



by Dawn Nobles 
News Writer 



Amy Dennis, a 1990 graduate 
of Clarion University, had made 
plans upon graduation to attend 
graduate school. Instead Dennis 
found a unique job opportunity 
in Japan. 

Upon asking Clarion English 
professor, Martha Campbell, for 
advice, Dennis was referred to 
Dr. C. Darrel Sheraw and Dr. 
Darlyn Fink. The two professors 
arranged an interview with 
Yamate Business College in 
Japan. Dennis was soon offered 
a job as an English teacher. 

Since Dennis' degree was in 
Humanities, she was initially 
unsure of her capabilities to do 
the job. In the long run, though, 
Dennis felt that Clarion had 
prepared her for the challenge, 
and she accepted. 

Yamate is an English College, 
and that fact comforted Dennis 
some, but she knew little else 
about Japan, including the 
language. 

Dennis, originally from 
Williamsport, Pa., ran headlong 
into cultural shock. The city of 
Yokohama, which is home to 
Yamate, has a population of 
about three million people. 

"All the buildings are high rise 
industries with all of the space 
taken because there isn't that 
much land," said Dennis. 
Actually, there is no campus to 
Yamate College; it is housed on 
the second and third floors of a 
twelve story building. 

Dennis was able to find a one 
room apartment with a western 
style bathroom, one burner, and 
a toaster oven for cooking. 

Dennis said that the food in 
Japan is much different from 
American cuisine. "Their menus 
are full of fish , other seafood, 
and rice," said Dennis. She was 
glad to fmd that she lived near an 
Italian restaurant, a McDonald's 
and a Kentucky Fried Chicken. 

Dennis teaches a range of 
pupils, from beginners to 
advanced students. Included are 
ordinary citizens, business 
people, and junior high and 
senior high school students. 
She works a five day, fifty hour 




Alumni affairs photo 
Yamate college English 
professor Amy Dennis. 

week. Of those hours, 26 
include actual English 
instructing. 

In her early days on the job, 
Dennis relied much on the 
Japanese-English dictionary, 
using basic phrases and 
speaking very slowly. 

Now, she understands much 
of the Japanese language, but 
still doesn't speak it very 
well. 

Dennis said that her 
professors from Clarion have 
been very encouraging. 

She said, "I've received 
letters of advice from some of 
them while I have been in 
Japan... Clarion helped prepare 
me for the challenge. I didn't 
have a teaching degree, but I 
was prepared to do a good 
job." 

This August, Dennis began 
her second year at Yamate. 
She came back to Clarion in 
July with 40 students from 
Yamate for an English 
program at the University. 

Said Dennis, "I knew Japan 
had kimonos and temples and 
not much else. I didn't know 
the language. I took some 
classes, but by the time I got 
there I forgot the little I had 
learned. I took comfort from 
the fact that I was going to 
teach at an English college." 



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Movie: "Somewhere Tomorrow (1983) 



Movie: *** 1 /? "Sleeper" (1973) 'PG q |Movie: »» 1 /2 "Dream House" (1981) 



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Movie: ••» "Not Without My Daughter" (1991) PG-13 



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Movie: "Miss America: Behind the Crown" (1992, Drama) 



Movie: *»* 1 /; "The Long Good Friday" (1980) 'R 



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History prof, wins award 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Dr. Anne Day, professor of 
history at Clarion University, has 
been honored by the American 
Association for Higher 
Education (AAHE) for her work 
with the Clarion Area Academic 
Alliance for International 
Education (CAAAIE), after 
being nominated for that award 
by Dr. Saundra McKee, associate 
professor of education and 
CAAAIE coordinator. 

In awarding Dr. Day the 



certificate last month, the AAHE 
recognized her as a person 
"whose vision has enriched and 
informed the activities of her 
Alliance; whose commitment to 
excellence and equity has moved 
the shared agenda forward; 
whose generosity of spirit has 
helped give clarity and meaning 
to the term Academic Alliance; 
who has helped in the 
development of higher standards 
of excellence in the planning and 
delivery of curriculum; and who 
has done the most to strengthen 
the bond of mutual respect and 
ongoing intellectual inquiry 



among school and college 
faculty." 

The CAAAIE brings students 
from kindergarten through 
college and their teachers 
together to infuse international 
issues into their studies. 
Meeting once a month over the 
past two years, the group has 
studied cultures of many nations, 
including Greece and Spain. 
The role of international students 
has also been discussed. 

"My academic training is in 
foreign affairs," said Dr. Day. " I 
sincerely believe that the citizens 
of tomorrow will need to be 



Minnesota combats drugs 



ST. PAUL (AP) Minnesota 
has made great strides in its war 
on drugs and alcohol in the 
classroom, home and 
community, according to a 
survey released Monday by 
education officials. 

The survey of 131,000 
youngsters in the sixth-, ninth- 
and 12th grades shows the 
number of Minnesota students 
using drugs and alcohol has 
dropped considerably from three 
years ago. 

"I think the trend is very 
encouraging," said Barbara 
Yates, supervisor of the 
prevention and risk reduction 
unit in the state Department of 
Education. "We still have some 
serious problems, but it looks 
like we're going in the right 
direction and we're having some 
success." 

The survey last spring showed 
that alcohol and other drug use 
among high schools seniors had 
dropped from 54 percent in 1989 
to 41 percent this year. Use 
among ninth-graders dropped 
from 26 percent in 1989 to 19 



percent this year. Usage among 
sixth-graders was reported at 2 
percent, a decline from 3 percent 
in 1989. 

Yates said the survey offers 
"some pretty solid evidence that 
looks like our prevention efforts 

are working." 

The voluntary survey was 
administered last spring in all but 
one of the state's 400-plus school 
districts. Slightly more than 90 
percent of the districts 
participated in 1989. 

State Education Commissioner 
Gene Mammenga said the latest 
survey results are "rather 
dramatic" when compared with 
the first survey in 1989. 

"This survey is evidence that 
prevention programs in 
Minnesota are working," Gov. 
Arne Carlson said. "Minnesota 
schools, parents and 
communities can take pride in 
the survey results because they 
show that their comprehensive 
programs have been extremely 
successful." 

Mammenga also praised 
parents and community efforts 
for combating drug and alcohol 



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use among youngsters. 

"When their message and our 
message coincide, it has a very 
decided effect, a very decided 
positive effect," he said. 

Yates said a large influx of 
federal funds, beginning in the 
1987-88 school year, gave 
school districts the financial 
ability to develop drug education 
programs. 

She said Minnesota public 
schools will receive about $7 
million in federal drug education 
and awareness funds during the 
current school year, which will 
be augmented by an estimated $1 
million in state and local 
resources. 

The report said the declines in 
alcohol and other drug use 
cannot be attributed to an overall 
reduction in antisocial behavior 
among young people. The latest 
survey shows that the frequency 
of vandalism, fighting and 
shoplifting has changed very 
little. 

And a slight increase was 
shown in the number of students 
who report serious emotional 
problems, low self-esteem and 
alienation from their families. 

'The survey suggests that we 
need to continue our prevention 
efforts and do a better job of 
targeting resources." 



informed and involved with 
international events and people. 
We now live in a global village. 
We are all part of the same earth. 
A great deal can be gained by 
learning about international 
people's customs and problems." 

During 1991-92, the CAAAIE 
sponsored five programs, all 
open to the public, pertaining to 
international education. 

Speakers were obtained from the 
Clarion University faculty, 
Clarion University's 

international students, and the 
community. 

Dr. Day sights Dr. Saundra 



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McKee for securing grants from 
the Pennsylvania Academy for 
the Profession of Teaching and 
from the American Association 
for Higher Education/MacArthur 
Foundation. These funds and the 
efforts Dr. Day and Dr. McKee 
have made the project possible. 

CAAAIE will continue to be 
housed and supported by the 
Center for Educational 
Leadership at Clarion University. 
Dr. Day plans to continue also, 
saying, "It is interesting to have 
teachers and students from all 
grade levels mingle and learn 
together." 




Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
Dr. Anne Day recently won an award from the American 
Association for Higher Education for local work. 

Give for kids 



by Dorilee Raybuck 
News Writer 



Northwest Savings Bank, 
WWCH/WWCR Radio, Long's 
Dry Cleaners, and Clarion 
County Children and Youth 
Services are sponsoring a Coats 
for Kids program in Clarion 
County. 
The program was developed for 
the purpose of distributing warm 
winter coats to local children 
who are in dire need of them. 
Clairon County residents are 



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asked to participate in the 
program by donating warm, 
usable fall and winter coats in 
any and all children's sizes. 

"Over 100 coats have already 
been gathered," said Bill Hearst 
of WWCH/WWCR Radio, "and 
we hope to gather many more." 

With the support of the public, 
the four sponsors will act 
together to collect, clean and 
distribute warm winter coats. 

Coats may be deposited at any 
time in the marked container at 
Northwest Savings Bank, located 
at 537 Main Street, Clarion. 

The coats will then be cleaned 
by Long's Drycleaners at the 
Wash House, and distributed to 
area children in need of winter 
coats by Clarion County 
Children and Youth Services. 

Bill Hearst from WWCH 
Radio was responsible for 
organizing the first-time Coats 
for Kids program in Clarion 
County. 

The program will run through 



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Outside Clarion 



The Clarion Call - 9-17-92- Page 11 



Talks se t to continue in newspaper strike 



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compiled by Dorilee Raybuck 
from the AP service 



International 

News 

Britian tries to strip 
Yugoslavia's voting rights 

Britain is leading a campaign to 
strip Yugoslavia of its United 
Nations voting rights. Diplomats 
are working to line up support as 
the 47th General Assembly 
prepares to open. 



U.N. spokesman blasts 
Serbian leader 



The co-chairman of this week's 
Yugoslavia peace conference had 
some harsh words for the leader 
of Bosnia's Serbs. 

A United Nations spokesman 
said U.N. special envoy Cyril 
Vance and the European 
Community's Lord Owen have 
sent a protest to condemn Serb 
air attacks on the Bosnian town 
of Bihac. 



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Somalian airlifts begin 

A United Nations official 
confirms that airdrops of food to 
rural areas of Somalia have 
begun. 

The deliveries started Sunday 
afternoon, but officials didn't 
make any announcements 
because they didn't want to let 
potential thieves know where the 
food would be. 

Looting is a big problem for 
the relief operation in Somalia. 
Some officials estimate as much 
as half of all the aid delivered to 
starving Somalis this year has 
been stolen. 

The United Nations is 
dropping food to rural areas so 
starving people won't flock to 
towns and overwhelm feeding 
centers. 



National 

Army denies unit's return to 
Saudi Arabia 

A freelance column in a 
Washington, D.C. newspaper is 
raising eyebrows at the 
Pentagon. The Army is denying 
a claim that an army reserve unit 
from Greensburg is returning to 
Saudi Arabia. 

Writer Thomas Dahlberg said 
in the Washington Times that the 
14th Quartermaster Detachment 
is being mobilized in the desert 
for at least six months. Thirteen 
members of the unit were killed 
and many more were injured 
during the Persian Gulf War 
when an Iraqui SCUD missile 
leveled their barracks. 



State 

Talks continue in 
newspaper strike 

Mediators gave negotiators 
Tuesday and Wednesday off 
before talks resume in the 
Pittsburgh newspaper strike. 
Representatives of the Pittsburgh 
Press Company and striking 
Teamsters delivery drivers met 
on Monday. 

Mediator John Pinto said an, 
"exhaustive amount of time" was 
spent working out details for the 
talks. 

Teamsters local president 
Joseph Molinero said "big 
stumbling blocks" will be on the 
table when the talks get 
underway again on Thursday. 




compiled by Alan Vaughn 
from the IP service 



Asian Culture fund established 
at Bowdoin 

President Robert H. Edwards 
recendy announced that Stanley 
F. Druckenmiller, a member of 
the Governing Boards, will 
establish a fund to endow a chair 
in Asian Culture at Bowdoin. 

The gift marks the first time 
since its inception that the Asian 
Studies Department is on a solid 
foundation, said Asian Studies 
Professor Kidder Smith. 



DePauw changes graduation 
requirements 

After three years of discussion 
and debate, the Depauw 
Committee of Academic Policy 
and Planning has developed a 
draft proposal for changes in 
graduation requirements. 

Dept. chairs have copies of the 
eleventh hour draft of the 
proposals, which deal with 
distribution requirements and a 
seminar for first year students. 
"This is a draft made to be a 
focus of discussion," said 
English Professor Martha 
Rainbolt. 






Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by Public Safety for the week of September 7 through September 13. 

On September 9, a tractor trailer struck a vehicle in parking lot "M" 
and departed the scene. Public Safety made an idntification and the 
company was notified. The company will pay all damages. 

On September 11, a student was cited for public intoxication after 
being transported to the Clarion Hospital. The individual registered 
.25 on a blood alcohol test administered by the hospital. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other 
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



"F" grade eliminated at 
Carleton 

Carleton's Educational Policy 
Committee recently passed a 
proposal to eliminate the 
administrative "F." In the past, 
the administrative "F" would be 
given to any student failing to 
complete the work required to 
fulfill a "W" regardless of what 
grades the student had received 
up until that point. 

The new policy leaves the 
decision up to individual 
professors. Associate Dean of 
the College, Elizabeth Cinder, 
proposed the new policy on 
behalf of the Academic Standing 
Committee, an EPC 

subcommittee. 

She said that their reasoning for 
the proposal is that in no other 
circumstance does the College 
determine the grade of the 
student, and that grading should 
be the full responsibilty of the 
faculty. 

"Under the proposed change, 
the student might earn an F, but 
might not," Cinder said, "The 
faculty member may still decide 
to award an 'F to a student that 
does not complete the work; 
however, the faculty member 
also has the choice of giving that 
specific assignment an F.' It is 
up to the faculty [member], not 
the registrar." 



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Outdoor concert to rock Activities Day 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Features Writer 



On Sunday, September 20, 
from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m., the UAB 
is sponsoring the Student 
Activities Day concert. The 
concert will be featuring four 
western Pennsylvania bands: 
Whiskey High, ATS, Ask A 
Stranger and Inside Out. 

Whiskey High is a "hard and 
heavy" rock and roll band from 
Pittsburgh. The band is led by 
veteran guitarist from the Los 
Angeles circuit, Mike Palone. 
Other members included are 
Scott Boyd- vocals, Rich Palone- 
drums and Mike Ekis- bass. 

Whiskey High was the winner 
of the 1991 Pittsburgh Battle of 
the Bands, where they received 
40 hours of recording time from 
a local studio, which they are 
using to work on their upcoming 
compact disc due out sometime 
this fall. 

ATS, "Another True Story," 
started as a Pittsburgh country 
band and has evolved into a post 
industrial, urban rock/cow funk 
fusion band. 

They have been showcased in 
New York, Chicago, Boston and 
will be appearing in the College 
Music Journal in October. 



ATS has appeared on WDVE's 
Morning Coffee Shop Hour and 
will be interviewed later this 
month on the Homegrown Show. 
They also will be appearing on 
Guidewire, a national college 
radio program that is affiliated 
with 42 stations across the 
United States. 

The band has two CD releases 
called, "Sepco" containing 50 
songs, with one CD in acoustic 
and one is electric. It has 
reached number one statis at 
WRYW in Cleveland. 

The five-man band includes: 
Evan Knauer- vocals and guitar, 
Mike Marcinko- bass, Kip 
Ruefle- drummer, Kevin 
Forsythe- tenor sax and Steve 
Heineman- alto sax. 

The progressive power rock 
band Ask A Stranger hails from 
Clarion. They play extensively 
in Pennsylvania, Cleveland, 
Youngstown and Lake 
Chattaqua. 

Aside from playing in several 
different towns, Ask A Stranger 
is presently airing on fifteen 
regional stations such as WDVE, 
Rocket 101 and 102 Jet. They 
are also working on pre- 
production for a video shoot and 
second album due out in the 
spring of 1993. 




Ask A Stranger, with members from Clarion, will be one of the 
weekends Activities Day concert. 

The bands debut album, Hawk- keyboards and vocals, 



"Stranger Things Have 
Happened", is on sale at 
National Record Mart, and will 
soon be available in the Clarion 
Book Store. 

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supposed to open for Kix last year, but that concert was cancelled. 



Dave Buzzard- guitars, Kurt 
Grotenthauler- bass, Willy 
Bauer- drums and Michele 
McElhinny and Julie Findlan- 
backing vocals. 

Inside Out is a young band not 
only in the fact that they just 
came together two years ago, but 
the ages of the members range 
from 18 to 23 years old. 

This melodic rock band is from 
Johnstown, Pennsylvania, where 
they are currently working on a 
CD due out in spring. All their 
songs are original including 
ballads such as ,"Tell Me" and 
rock tunes such as ,'T'll Be 
There" and "Better Days." 

Not only is Inside Out busy 
recording, but they are also 
working on the pre-production of 
the video for "Just One Touch 
and have just completed a 
summer tour across the United 
States hitting Michigan, the 
Dakotas, Indiana and Colorado. 

The band members include: 
Tim Frick and Dave Cost on 
guitars, Ben Frick on drums, Ron 
Galucci on bass, and vocalist 
Jason Riek. 

The Student Activities Day 
Concert is promoted by Dorian 
Sweet Productions, a manage- 
ment company out of Clarion. It 



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bands featured in this 

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was founded by Sean Brennen 
and Jeff Powell, both CUP 
students. 

They are marketing the 
Western Pennsylvania Original 
Rock Showcase to over 400 
colleges in the New York, 
Pennsylvania, Maryland, Vir- 
ginia, West Virginia, Ohio and 
Indiana areas. 

The Western Pennsylvania 
Originial Rock Showcase is four 
bands playing all original songs, 
each with 30 to 40 minutes to 
preform. 

The purpose, as stated by Sean 
Brennen, "We want to help 
bands go from the club scene to 
the next level." 

The Student Activities Day 
concert will be on Sunday, 
September 30, from 1 p.m. to 
4 p.m. at the Gemmell Student 
Center outside stage. 

In case of rain, the concert 
will be held in the Gemmell 
multi-purpose room. 

Merchandise from the bands 
will be available at the show. 

If you are planning to attend 
the concert you may want to 
bring a blanket to sit on while 
you enjoy the afternoon of 
Pennsylvania style rock-n-roll. 



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Groundbreaking, 1990. The first 
step of a construction project 
that took nearly two years to 
complete. 



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Work on the complex continued steadily for 
almost two years. The building was completed 
in mid-1992, just in time for the beginning of 
the fall semester. 







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One of the most striking features of the 
building is the central rotunda, complete with 
spiral staircase, which is shown here under 
construction. 



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The fitness center, located on the ground floor, 
includes various types of exercise equipment, 
such as exercise bikes, nautilus equipment and 
step machines. 



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The Gemmell Center also includes a fully- 
stocked game room with video games and pool 
tables, and three racquetball courts on the 
ground floor. 



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Features Writer 



Comedy clubs from San 
Francisco to Neptune, Florida 
have featured his unique brand 
of humor which combines stand- 
up, a slide show, electronic 
keyboards, acoustic guitar, 
exotic toys, Mac N. Tosh, The 
Computer and singing. Scott 
Jones has performed over 1,000 
concerts at universities in 49 
states, plus Canada. He's shared 
the stage with Richard Belzer, 
David Bromberg, James Cotton, 
Steve Landesberg, Leon 
Ridbome and Al Stewart. 

Lights, a room, a stage, and a 
huge audience. . . sit back and 
enjoy. Jones was nominated 
National Campus Entertainer of 
the Year five years in a row. His 
music ranges from blues to jazz. 
. . rag to rock. Mac N. Tosh and 
a variety of electronic 
instruments form an orchestrated 
affair. This versatility has driven 
him towards 16 nominations for 
NACA Campus Entertainment 
Awards in four categories: 
Entertainer of the Year, Comedy, 



Novelty/Variety and Coffee- 
house. In 1985 and 1988, Jones 
received the NACA Association 
Member Promotion Award for 
outstanding graphics. 

Jones' camera is always ready. 
His slide show is a bizarre 
collection of "Signs from the 
Twilight Zone," "Foods That 
Should Never Be Eaten," 
"Things People Put on Their 
Lawn" and other related topics. 
It's comedy with pictures. 

A member of NACA, 
since 1977, Jones served on their 
Board of Directors and Associate 
Member Advisory Board. Jones 
was presented the NACA 
Founders Award in 1989. 
Currently, he's writing a monthly 
humor column for Programming 
Magazine. 

Scott Jones will be 
contributing his many talents to 
Clarion University at 7 p.m. in 
the Gemmell Center on Family 
Day, 1992. He provides an 
abundance of promotional 
activites "to get the word out and 
the audience in." 




The wacky act of Scott Jones is due to hit CUP on Saturday in Gemmell Center. 



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CABS future is up in the air 



by Megan Casey 
Feature Writer 



CABS is back, but for how 
long? CABS, also known as 
Clarion's Alternative to the Bar 
Scene hosted its first dance this 
past Saturday. 

The dance drew about 600 



people and was the fust held in 
the new Gemmell Student 
Complex. This was also to be 
the first of the weekly dances, 
since they were held sporadically 
after being called off last 
semester. The dances were 
called off for a variety of reasons 




last year. Among these reasons 
were fights, and the students 
were coming to the dance 
intoxicated. After calling off the 
dances, CABS met with Public 
Safety, other campus 
organizations and concerned 
students to talk through the 
problems and find a way to bring 
the dances back. 

Changes for this year include a 
fifty cent admission fee, and 
hand stamping at the door. 
These changes were made in 
order to regulate the people 
attending the dance. 

Unfortunately, these changes 
may not be enough. Although 
the enthusiasm of the students 
was evident, and there were no 
security problems, several 
incidents occurred that may 
threaten the continuation of the 
dances. These incidents 
basically, "showed disrespect to 



the Gemmell complex," 
according to Union Activities 
chairperson Amy Donahue. Due 
to these problems, this week's 
CABS dance will be cancelled. 

"CABS is for the students. A 
lot of people put a lot of work 
into this activity and we would 
like it to continue with the help 
of the student body," said 
Donahue. 

The Union Activities Board 
met on Tuesday, September 15, 
and started working on a new 
format for CABS. CABS will 
resume Saturday, September 26. 

Some basic guidelines that 
should be followed for those 
going to CABS dances in the 
future are as follows: 

The Gemmell Student 
Complex is a non-smoking 
building, a fact that some 
students choose to ignore by 



smoking and extinguishing 
their cigarette butts on the floor. 

Please dispose of snuff and 
chewing gum properly. 

Respect yourself and others 
attending the dance. 

When leaving Gemmell, do so 
quietly after the dance ends. 

"UAB wants everyone to come 
out, dance and have a good time, 
but without some of the 
problems CABS has been faced 
with," said Donahue. 

The new time and format for 
CABS will be announced some 
time next week. Anyone with 
suggestions can address them to 
the UAB office, which is located 
at 273 Gemmell. The office is 
open 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Monday- 
Friday. 

CAB.S has been around since 
1983. It started with 35 people 
at the Reimer snack bar. 



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Features Writer 

The Sanford Gallery has 
opened its 1992-93 exhibit series 
with a "Faculty Exhibit." The 
faculty art exhibit can be 
observed in Marwick-Boyd Fine 
Arts Building in the Sanford 
Gallery until September 25. 

The exhibit features works by 
four new faculty members: M. 
Joeliene Schaffer, Sherry Best, 
Gary Greenberg and Christopher 
Lambl. Returning faculty 
members include Charles Dugan, 
James Flahaven, Catherine 
Joslyn, April Katz and Emily 
Williams. 

Sherry Best features 
photography entitled "Black 
Pond Summer, 1990," "Black 
Pond Woods, Winter 1991" and 
"Black Pond Woods, Fall 1990." 
Best chooses photography for its 
immediacy, mobility and 
indexical reference. Best's 
works revolve around land, 
nature and natural forms. She 
tries to bring the beauty and 
energy of living spaces into a 
still moment of art. She loves to 
follow a path to see where it 
leads. It is along these walks 
that she becomes aware of the 
growth and decay that has to 
happen to all things, and to the 
relationship between human 
beings and our environment. 
This awareness is vital to her, as 
people have always tried to find 
patterns and rules that make 
sense of the world. 



James Flahaven features oil on 
canvas in works "Greetings from 
Western PA," "Coal Hill" and 
"Kingfisher." Flahaven 

discovered that his favorite art 
museums contained works of 
natural history. When he grew 
tired of looking at paintings he 
would wander over to examine 
the birds, ancient tools and 
mummies. He found that he 
spent more time in this section at 
the museum than with the art. 
The art provided a stimulus, but 
left him wanting more 
information about animals, the 
world and civilization. This gap 
could only be filled by looking at 
fragments of the real world. To 
fill this gap he decided to 
incorporate artifacts or pictures 
of artifacts into his paintings. 

April Katz features lithograph 
and chine colle with the works of 
"Just Another Just War" and 
"Just War." Her works reflect 
the issues that she is concerned 
with. Her concern of the 
destruction of the Middle East is 
shown in these works. She 
became aware of the many 
parallels between current and 
ancient visual forms and 
incorporated them into her works 
by layering of graphic. She uses 
jnedia-provided images of war 
with the pictures from the 
ancient Mesopotamiam cultures. 
M. Joeliene Schaffer features 
works entitled "Encapsulations" 
and "Series 1: Rythmic 
Successions." She is interested 
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form and shape. Her works 
explore organic motif that are 
reference objects found in 
nature. Her intent is to develop 
and invent images that engage in 
the familiar and the obscure. 

Catherine Joslyn's work is 
entitled "Dreamscape." This 
piece of work came out of a 
transitional time in Joslyn's life. 
As a transitional work it is not 
part of a series, but stands alone. 
At the time of naming this work 
it signified a lost dream of 
visiting Afghanistan, but has 
acquired many other meanings 
over time. 

Emily Williams features her 
work entitled "Sanctuary." This 
work represents Williams' 
interest in history and her 
exposure to ancient and foreign 
culture. The places and objects 
which seem most strange and 
sacred have affected her most, 
and this is seen in her work. 




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-Gary Blantz, 29, was arrested 
for kidnapping a bar owner near 
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, in 
February. Police reported later 
that Blantz shot himself in the 
foot with his .45-caliber revolver 
to show the victim what would 
happen to him it he were 
disobedient. 

-Kenner, Louisiana, police 
arrested Lavalle Williams, 20, in 
July and charged him with 
robbing a convenience store, 
armed only with a can of Off! 
insect repellent, which he 
sprayed into the face of the clerk 
before snatching $50 from the 
cash register and fleeing. 

-A 16-year-old Freetown, 
Massachusetts, boy was arrested 
in July after attempting to rob 
the Town Line General Store and 
being wrestled to the ground by 



the 60-year-old clerk. According 
to the local Taunton Daily 
Gazette, the boy "pointed his 
index finger at the clerk, and 
said, 'This is a stickup.' The 
clerk asked, 'Is this a joke?' and 
the boy looked down and said, 
'Oops.' The boy left and 
returned minutes later with a 
revolver." 

-The Niagara County, New 
York, sheriff's office reported in 
March that a 38-year-old man 
from Wheatfield, New York, had 
been taken to Degraff Memorial 
Hospital suffering from the 
effects of a do-it-yourself 
castration performed with 
clamps, a scalpel and a local 
anesthetic. He said he needed to 
reduce his sex drive. 

-A keynote speaker at a 
November international lung 
cancer conference in Melbourne, 
Australia, reported that as many 



as a fourth of the 1,200 delegates ' 
were smoking during breaks in 
the program. 

-The Ring magazine reported 
that boxer Daniel Caruso, 
moments before the bell to begin 
his New York City Golden 
Gloves fight in January, tried to 
psyche himself up by using the 
method imployed by former 
champion Marvin Hagler: 
pounding his gloves into his 
face. Caruso broke his own 
nose, forcing cancellation of the 
fight. 

-In a recent poll reported in Le 
Point magazine in France, 20 
percent of females (analyzing 
hypothetical employment 
situations) said they would not 
consider it sexual harassment if 
they were asked to undress 
during a job interview 

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Greek ending 
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24 Weather word 
26 Deserved 
28 Travels 
30 Perfect 1 
33 Romance language 
36 Follows fire & Morse 

38 Wrath 

39 Matures 

40 Board game 

41 Charles Lamb's pen 
name 

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43 Viennese cake 

44 Woody 

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13 Ride and Rand 
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23 Chemical endings 
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29 Recorder of points 

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32 College administrator 

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44 Vigilant 

46 Moves to & fro 

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"Bedrock Cafe" opens to 
the comedy of Mark Eddie 



by Dan Parish 
Features Editor 



He performed at over 100 
colleges last year. He appeared 
in concert with the likes of 
Kansas, The Hooters, Damn 
Yankees, Bad Company and 
many others. The Pittsburgh 
Press called him "A highlight of 
Pittsburgh Rock-n-Roll in 1992" 
His name is Mark Eddie and 
Clarion is included in his 1992 
tour. 

He will be appearing one night 
only at the "Bedrock Cafe" in 
Gemmell's multi-purpose room 
on Friday, September 18 at 8 
p.m. 

Mark Eddie is a singer- 
songwriter/comedian. He 
delivers his music with an 
acoustic rock style. His 



spontaneous antics touched with 
humor are known to get 
everyone involved. Scott 
Paulson and Jim Krenn of 
WDVE in Pittsburgh said, "Mark 
is an incredible performer and a 
favorite on our morning show!" 

For those of you who don't 
know, Bedrock Cafe is scheduled 
for selected Friday's throughout 
the semester. It is designed to 
give a "night club" atmosphere 
with tables and a mock bar 
sponsored by BACCHUS. 
Slated for the semester are many 
comedians and bands. 

The concert on Friday is 
sponsered by UAB and 
BACCHUS and is free to the 
public, however there is a charge 
on drinks. So come out and 
enjoy the unplugged talents of 
Mark Eddie. 



by Drew Richards 
Features Writer 



Band Review: 

88 AD more than just a long time ago 

from personal experience. This 

attitude to lyrical content should 
be most welcome in this age of 
bands who try to change the 
world with didactic lyrics, 
singing the praises of organic 
gardening or how U.S foreign 
policy should be dictated by 
UNICEF. 

The low point of the band 
takes us to sometime in the 
spring of 1991 when the band 
broke up for eight months. In 
January of 1992, Clarion's 
Sigma Chi nedded a band. 
Mundok was contacted for this 
performance, which was to last 
three hours. Faced with the 
realization that he didn't have 
three hours of music, Mundok 
contacted Patrick, who agreed to 
play. Within a week, they 
learned 15 new songs and played 
a successful show. 

Mundok says that the high 
point of being in this band, so 
far, is the people that were 
singing along with "Temporary" 
at one of their recent shows. 

As for the future, 88AD has a 
demo set for a November release 
and some shows in town. One 
of those will be at the Roost, 



Hearing a band play live is 
usually the best way to become 
acquainted with their music. 
However, this being my second 
week at this school, I am 
attempting to write this piece 
about a local band that many of 
you (I'm sure) are quite fond of. 
Right now, you're probably 
saying to yourself, "Who's this 
guy talking about?" Well, I'll 
tell you. 88 AD is the band in 
question, and from talking with 
J.C. Mundok on the phone, 
this band should be pretty good. 
The other half of this band is 
Patrick Buzzard who was just 
leaving when the interview 
started, so the following story is 
provided by Mundok. 

The name 88AD comes from 
the addresses of the apartment 
on Greenville Avenue, where the 
members lived at one time. One 
of the guys lived at 88 A, and the 
other at 88 D. 

In May of 1990, Mundok was 
asked by Neil Azler, a friend of 
Patrick's to join the band. 
Mundok accepted under the 
condition that he sing. The 
condition met, 88AD was born. 

The kind of music the band 
plays varies. While it is all 
acoustic, it ranges from The 
Allman Brothers and The Eagles 
to REM, Jane's Addiction and 
Lenny Kravitz. In addition to 
covering bands, they have a host 
of their own songs. The most 
famous of these is 'Temporary." 

Mundok said that most of the 
ideas for the original songs come 



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Fri Sept 18 


Sat Sept 19 


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Women's tennis team opens against Mercyhurst 



by Amy Rae 
Sports Writer 



Determined to carry on a 
winning tradition, Clarion 
University's women's tennis 
team is once again opening 
another season full of 
excitement. The Golden Eagles 
defeated Mercyhurst on Saturday 
in a non-conference match, 5-4. 
Both Marianne Martin and 
Darcy Ingham won three sets on 
the afternoon. 

Third year head coach Terry 
Acker seems quite optimistic 
about the upcoming season. 
Acker has six seasoned players 
that will give any team a run for 
the PSAC (Pennsylvania State 
Athletic Conference) crown. 

The Golden Eagles won a 
record of five consecutive PSAC 
championships from 1986 
through 1990. In the last six 
years, Clarion has a combined 
dual meet record of 77-3. Last 
year's Golden Eagles finished 
with a 7-1 dual meet record and 
a fourth place finish at the 
PSAC's. 

Coach Acker has high goals 
for his team of mostly all 
returning veterans. "Keeping the 
basic goals we have had every 
year, improving on last years 
performance, then moving 
forward," were the goals that 
Acker stressed for the upcoming 
campaign. "We're trying to take 
off from where the girls ended 
last season. If we are lucky 
enough and fortunate enough to 
win the state championship, then 
we'll work on going to 



Nationals. But we're first 
focusing on the regular season," 
said Acker. 

Leading the way for the 
Golden Eagles this season will 
be junior Shara Wolkomir, who, 
along with being the #1 singles 
player three years running, has 
compiled a 26-4 career singles 
record. 

"I want to try to make it to 
Nationals, and I am going to 
push myself as hard as I can to 
get there," said Wolkomir. 

"Shara has an aggressive 
attitude towards the game. She 
goes after every point and 
refuses to let up on any ball 
during the entire match," said 
Coach Acker. 

Also supporting this team- 
oriented cast of players is the #2 
singles player, senior Marianne 
Martin. Martin, a three-year 
starter, has a career singles 
record of 38-8. She ended the 
1992 season as the #2 seed with 
a record of 17-2 in singles play. 
She also has recorded two PSAC 
doubles championships (1989- 

90). 

The women's tennis team has 
four other talented returners 
from last year's season: seniors 
Darcy Ingham, Roxanne Milton 
and Jennifer Keil, plus 
sophomore Jennifer Simonsen. 

Ingham is anticipating a return 
to a top singles position. In 
1991, she carried an 8-2 record 
at the #4 singles position. 

"Darcy is definitely our most 
improved player," said Acker. 
"She has dedicated herself to 



tennis and has improved all 
facets of her game. She will 
surprise a lot of people this 
year." 

Milton was 8-2 at the #5 
singles position last year. 
Milton, who has a career record 
of 11-2, advanced to the PSAC 
semifinals at the #5 position, 
before losing. 

Keil was 5-0 at the #6 singles 
position. She was a participant 
in the PSAC's at the #3 doubles 
position and finished die season 
with a 6-2 doubles slate. 

Simonsen gained valuable 
experience as a spot-doubles 
player in 1991. She carved a 3-0 
doubles mark in 1991 and is 
looking for more court time in 
1992. 

Terry Keiper and Melodi Deiss 
are both freshmen who are red- 
shirting the 1992 season. Both 
will be ready to compete in 
future matches. 

"We're priming ourselves for 
the state championships," said 
Acker. The long range goal 
would be getting to Nationals. 
Clarion has the athletes that 
could get them there. 

The Golden Eagles are getting 
ready this week for matches on 
Saturday against California, at 
home on the Campbell courts 
(starting time is 11 a.m.) and on 
Sunday, also at home, against St. 
Francis College (starting time at 
3 p.m.). California is the 
defending PSAC champion, but 
has seen PSAC and Division II 
singles champ Shi-Min Li 
transfer to Washington State. 




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Jen Keil shows no "mercy" against her Laker opponent. 



Clarion University women's volleyball team 
rolling along, next at East Stroudsburg tourney 



by Mike Jewart 
Sports Writer 



Over Labor Day weekend, the 
majority of Clarion University 
students went home to see their 
family and friends, but not the 
Golden Eagles volleyball team. 
Instead, they traveled to IUP for 
the Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania Invitational 
volleyball tournament. 

Clarion opened the tournament 
against a powerful Gannon team, 
which is ranked #1 in the 



Atlantic Region. The Golden 
Eagles gave them a fight, but fell 
short in dropping three straight 
sets, 15-0, 15-11 and 15-8. 

The Golden Eagles then took 
on host and PSAC-West rival 
IUP. The Indians won the first 
set 15-9, but Clarion showed 
their poise by sweeping the next 
three sets 15-9, 15-8 and 17-15, 
for their first 1992 victory. 
Senior, co-captains Wendy 
Ellenberger and Tammi Bills 
were the catalysts in the victory. 



Ellenberger had 32 set assists, 
while Bills contributed with 16 
digs. Gerry Condo paced the 
spikers with 11 kills, while 
Nicole Flambard chipped in with 
nine more. 

Clarion's third match of the 
weekend was against Juniata. 
The Golden Eagles were not able 
to handle the powerful squad as 
they dropped three straight sets, 
15-3, 15-1 and 15-7. With their 
second loss, they were 
eliminated from the tournament. 



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On September 8, the Golden 
Eagles traveled to Lock Haven 
for their first official PSAC 
contest of the season. CUP was 
eager to even their record, and it 
didn't take them long to do so. 
They swept the Bald Eagles in 
three sets by scores of 15-11, 15- 
9 and 15-9. Ellenberger again 
led the team in assists with 23. 
Meghan Kelly added nine digs to 
the winning effort. 

The women had a tough task in 
their home opener on September 

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10 against the defending PSAC 
champion California Vulcans. 
The Golden Eagles dominated 
Cal at times but fell to the 
visitors in three sets, 15-6, 15-13 
and 15-11. Flambard had seven 
kills and eight digs. With the 
loss, the Golden Eagles fell to 1- 
1 in the conference and 2-3, 
overall. 

The Golden Eagles fell on 
Tesday night to IUP, three games 
to one. The loss dropped them 
to 1-2 in the PSAC conference. 



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Golden Eagle golf team on the right 
course for a successfull 1992 campaign 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



The 1992 Clarion University 
golf team opened its season at 
the Lakeshore Country Club in 
Erie (Gannon) on Monday. 

The team did not play as well 
as they would have liked, but 
still finished ninth out of 19 
teams. 

"It was a difficult course to 
start the year off on, and we 
would have liked to play much 
better," said Clarion's Todd 
Corbeil. "We are looking 
forward to the Edinboro 
Invitational, which is on 
Thursday, to make a better 
showing." 

The Golden Eagles were led by 
Brian Fiscus, who shot a 79. 
Corbeil and senior, Rich Grafton 
were right behind, both scoring 
an 81. Tom Kellgran and Chris 
Brocious rounded out the field 
for Clarion with an 87 and 88, 



respectively. 

The Clarion University Golf 
team is coached by Bob Carlson, 
who is also Clarion's Athletic 
Director. Carlson has been 
looking forward to the spring 
season. "This year's team has 
more depth, which will improve 
the team overall," said Carlson. 

It's easy to be optimistic about 
1992, after Clarion's strong 1991 
season. The team finished third 
at the Fall 1991 PSAC's, eight 
strokes behind second place 
Slippery Rock and 17 strokes 
behind the winner, IUR 

Clarion's early season ninth 
place finish need not worry 
anyone, knowing that the team 
improved their standing at every 
tournament they played in 1991. 

The Clarion linksters placed 
ninth out of 14 teams in their 
1991 season opener at Slippery 
Rock but went on to finish fourth 
by the season ending 20-.team 



Allegheny Invitational. They 
finished third out of nine teams 
at the 1991 PSACs. 

If this year's team hopes to 
continue their success, they must 
overcome the loss of one of their 
best golfers in 1991, Joel Young. 
They seem to have enough 
weapons to do just that. The 
Golden Eagles will be led by 
Grafton, who led the team in 
1991 with an average of 79.8, 
Corbeil (81.2) and Broscious 
(84.1). 

Other Clarion golfers striving 
to bring Clarion their best are 
Don Turowski, Jason Tutich, 
Greg Greska, Mike Bickart, 
Chris Williams and Jim Knecht. 

Clarion head coach Bob 
Carlson promises one thing: 
"We will be a very competitive 
and exciting team this year," he 
said. 

If 1992 is anything like 1991, 
he will be right! 



X-country opens 
1992 season at Cal 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University cross 
country teams opened their 
seasons at the California 
Invitational, last weekend. The 
men's team placed fourth, while 
the women's team placed 
seventh. 

The top five finishers for the 
men were Chris Singleton, with 
a time of 29:58.04 for a 15th 
place finish, Russ Breindel, with 
a time of 30:15.01 for a 16th 
place finish, Bill Belfield, with a 
time of 30:46.7 for a 20th place 
finish, Mark Kinch, with a time 
of 32.26.03 for 23rd and Shawn 
Hoehn, with a time of 32:35.6 
for 24th. Also finishing for 
Clarion were Mike Bufalini and 
Chris Myers, in 26th and 33rd 
places, respectively. 

The Clarion Women's team 
was led by Nicole Yahres, who 
ran the course in 22:30.0 to place 
21st. Other top finishers for the 
women's team were Jen 
Dansberger with a time of 
24:39.5 to plate 37th and Lynn 
Baluh with a iime of 24:42.8 to 
place 39th. Other Clarion 



finishers were Marcy Gross and 
Nicole Weaver. 

On the men's side, Clarion 
placed fourth out of five teams, 
finishing with 98 points. 
Slippery Rock dominated the 
Invitational, winning with only 
23 points. 

The women placed seventh out 
of eight teams at California. 
Ohio State won the Invitational 
with 18 points. 

Third year head coach Ron 
Wiser said that the main goal for 
his 1992 teams was to finish in 
the middle of the conference. 
"We are still rebuilding and it 
takes time," Wiser said. "We 
have a few up-and-coming 
runners, but, again, we have to 
wait it out." 

1991 was a successful year for 
the rebuilding cross country 
team. Nancy Fullerton, who 
graduated, was an 

Academic/Athletic Ail- 

American. Also, the men's team 
participated in the United States 
Peace Race in Youngstown, 
Ohio and finished first. 

Wiser said that the athletes 
who run Cross-Country are 



actually two sport athletes; they 
all participate in track. 

"Cross country is really an all- 
year sport," said Wiser. "Many 
people don't realize the 
dedication that these athletes 
have for this sport." 

The men's team also includes 
Eric Mackenelder, Matt Winger 
and Chad Briggs, who is a 
sophomore. 

For the women, the other 
runners include Jennifer Selba 
and Disa Ruiz. The women's 
team is at a disadvantage this 
year, because two of their top 
runners in 1991, Megan Steckler 
and Brandy Payne, have taken 
their studies to Europe. 

Upcoming meets include IUP, 
Grove City Invitational, the 
Allentown Invitational and the 
PSAC's, which are being held at 
California. 

The two teams are not setting 
their goals too high, but making 
the PSACs would be thrilling. 
Their immediate concern is just 
running well. 

The teams will be in action 
this Saturday when they travel to 
Indiana for the IUP Invitational. 







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Todd Corbeil will be asked to improve his game in 1992. 






(Intramurals office located in Tippin) 

Deadlines are approaching 
for the following sports: 

Men's football 

Women's powder-puff football 

Women's Softball 

The due date for all three is September 23. 



Rosters are to be put in the roster box across 
the hall from the Intramurals office near the 
upstairs entrance of Tippin. 



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Gridiron home opener this Saturday 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 




The Clarion University Golden 
Eagles Football team plays their 
first contest at home this 
Saturday against New Haven. If 
this game is anything similar to 
their 1991 battle, it will surely be 
a barn-burner. 

Early in last year's campaign, 
the New Haven Chargers 
defeated Clarion in a slugfest, 
48-42. The game was decided 
on a fumbled onside kick that 
was recovered by the Chargers. 
The two explosive offenses 
could very well put up similar 
numbers this time around. 

Two weeks ago, the Golden 
Eagles lost to host Youngstown 
State, 48-7, but there were bright 
spots in the defeat. The Golden 
Eagles congered up 310 total 
yards against the defending 
NCAA I-AA Champions of a 
year ago. They also had 164 
yards rushing, an average of 4.3 
yards a carry. Damien Henry led 
the Golden Eagle running game 
with 98 yards on 19 carries. He 
averaged 5.2 yards per carry. 
When it's time to go to the air, 
Tim Myers has to be the man 
again for Clarion this season. He 
was only nine of 19 for 80 yards 
last week, but did complete a 



pass to Marlon Worthy for 
Clarion's only score against 
YSU. Worthy and Tight End 
Tim Brown were both 
impressive in the opener. 
Worthy did the job returning 
both kicks and punts and caught 
four passes for 51 yards. Brown 
led the receiving corp with eight 
catches for 52 yards. 

Defensively, Clarion will be 
ready to bounce back from the 
YSU contest. Clarion 

linebackers Frank Andrews, 
Damon Mazoff and Clint Terza 
all played excellent defense 
against YSU's explosive 
Division I offense. Terza 
collected 12 tackles, Mazoff had 
11 stops and Andrews had seven. 
The relatively new secondary of 
the Eagles also played well. 
Free Safety Sean Spencer led the 
team with 17 tackles, 11 of those 
were solo. 

Last year's contest between the 
Chargers and Clarion grinded 
out more than 1150 total yards of 
offense (New Haven-617, 
Clarion-562). Nearly 700 yards 
of that was through the air. 
Myers had a sensational day 
completing 20 of 33 passes for 
375 yards and three touchdowns. 
Much of that yardage was to Tim 
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Go Eagles! 

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receiving. 

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Margaret "Gie" Parsons, 
Clarion University's outstanding 
women's basketball coach, was 
presented a prestigious award 
over the summer. 

On Friday, July 3, Parsons was 
honored by the Greater 
Pittsburgh Chamber of 
Commerce as the recipient of a 
"Lifetime Achievement Award". 
Parsons was chosen for the 
award by the Women in Sports 
selection committee celebrating 
Women in Sports Awards. An 
official reception in the 
Allegheny Club at Three Rivers 
Stadium was followed by an on 
the field presentation ceremony 
prior to a Pirates game. A total 
of 13 awards were presented, 
while Blue Cross of Western 
Pennsylvania, Blue Shield and 
Pittsburgh Trophy sponsored the 
awards. 

Parsons earned the "Lifetime 
Achievement Award" based on 
her contributions as an athlete 
and a coach for 20 years. 

Parsons, 42, recently finished 
her third season at Clarion 
University and has a remarkable 
success story. Hired late and 



unable to have a recruiting class 
for the 1989-90 campaign, 
Parsons inherited a 3-23 record 
from the previous season and 
coached the Golden Eagles to an 
8-18 season. In 1990-91 Parsons 
displayed her outstanding 
coaching talents by leading the 
team to a 24-8 overall record and 
to their first PSAC 
Championship. The talented 
team also advanced to the Elite 
Eight in the NCAA Division II 
Playoffs before bowing out. In 
1991-92, Clarion was ranked as 
high as seventh in Division II 
during the year, won its first 18 
games enroute the PSAC-West 
Title and earned another berth in 
the 1992 NCAA Division II 
Playoffs. PSAC-West "Coach of 
the Year" in 1992, she was voted 
Converse District 2 and PSAC- 
West "Coach of the Year" in 
1991. 

Parsons graduated from 
Gateway High in 1967 and was a 
player/coach there her senior 
season. She attended Slippery 
Rock University and played 
basketball her first two seasons. 
Earning her B.S. Degree in 1971, 



she taught at Lakeview High and 
coached girls basketball and 
gymnastics from 1971-74. She 
then went to Australia and was 
the women's basketball coach 
and a teacher at Dovetown 
Technical School from 1975-77. 
She also spent three years 
teaching and coaching in New 
Zealand. Parsons also played 
basketball internationally for six 
years, and, while in New 
Zealand, was a starter for the 
team that won the New Zealand 
Club Championship in 1979. An 
All-Tournament and All-Star 
selection, she was nominated to 
play for the New Zealand 
Women's National Team. 

In 1980-81, she was a graduate 
assistant at Slippery Rock 
University as an assistant 
women's basketball coach, then 
took the head women's coaching 
position at Thiel College. She 
took over a losing program and 
turned them into annual winners. 
She carved a mark in her final 
six years at Thiel of 97-46, a 
winning percentage of 67.8%. 

-Story courtesy of Sports 
Information 



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The Clarion Call - 9-17-92- Page 23 



PSAC strikes gold in Barcelona 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Writer 



Many Clarion students, faculty 
members and alumni watched 
hours up i hours of exciting 
Olympic coverage this past 
summer Unfortunately, they 
never realized how many 
participants hailed from 
universities in the Pennsylvania 
State Athletic Conference. 

These participants from our 
own PSAC were nowhere to be 
found, if tuning in to the judo 
competition on the triplecast 
blue network. They always 
seemed to be the centers of 
attention among a veritable 
bouillabaisse of talent on 
showcase at the 25 th Olympiad. 
Two men in particular were 
Chuck Daly and Bruce 
Baumgartner. 

Daly, perhaps the most famous 
State System alumnus 
participating in the 1992 
Olympic games, was the head 
coach of the U.S. Men's 
Basketball Team, better known 
to all as "The Dream Team." 
The 1952 graduate of what was 
then Bloomsburg State Teacher's 
College, did the PSAC proud by 
bringing home a gold medal. He 
had previously coached the 
Detroit Pistons to back-to-back 
NBA championships in 1989 and 
1990. Daly begins the 1992 
NBA campaign at the helm of 
the New Jersey Nets. 

Baumgartner, Edinboro's head 



wrestling coach, became the first 
United States wrestler to win 
medals in three different 
Olympic games by capturing the 
gold in Barcelona. The 31 year 
old from Cambridge Springs, 
Pennsylvania, defeated Jeff Thue 
of Canada 8-0 in the final of the 
heavyweight freestyle event to 
capture the coveted prize. He 
added this medal to his 1984 
gold and 1988 silver medals. 

Another PSAC wrestling coach 
took home hardware at the 25th 
Olympiad. Larry "Zeke" Jones, 
Bloomsburg's assistant wrestling 
coach, brought back a silver 
from Barcelona. Jones was 
defeated by Li Hak Son, of 
North Korea, 8-1 in the final of 
the 114.5 pound match. Jones 
had previously been the reigning 
world champion at that weight. 

A 1990 graduate of East 
Stroudsburg University also 
competed in the freestyle event. 
Anidal Nieves, a former All- 
American, represented Puerto 
Rico in the 136.5 pound weight 
division. 

We had to wait until the final 
day of Olympic competition to 
see the 1985 Shippensburg 
University graduate Steve 
Spence run in the Olympic 
Marathon. The PSAC-West 
alumnus was the highest U.S. 
finisher in the event, placing 
12th overall. Spence had 
previously won the U.S. 
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and had finished third in the 
World Championships held in 
Tokyo in 1991. This made him 
the first U.S. runner to win a 
medal in international 
competition since 1976. 

Chuck Daly was not the only 
PSAC alumnus on the hardwood 
in Barcelona. Bloomsburg 
University alumnus Alex Nelcha 
started at forward for the 
Venezuelan National Basketball 
team. In the Tournament of the 
Americas, he scored 8 points and 
yanked down 7 rebounds against 
the U.S. squad. 

There was one participant in 
which Clarion students, staff and 
alumni should have taken special 
interest in. He was Clarion 
University's own Julian Boiling. 
The 1992 alumnus represented 
his home country of Sri Lanka as 
a member of their swimming 
team. 



Also in swimming, 
Shippensburg University 
freshman Chris Flook competed 
for the Bermuda Olympic team. 
In the 100 meter breaststroke, 
Flook won the Bermuda 
National Championship with a 
time of 1:03.6, less than two 
seconds off the world record. 

An Edinboro University 
student and a faculty member of 
that school participated in 
international athletic competition 
during the Paralympics, which 
are being held in Barcelona this 
month. The Paralympics are 
athletic events for disabled 
people and are modeled after the 
Olympic games. Suzanne 
Collett, a social work major from 
Pittsburgh, is swimming in the 
50 meter and 100 meter freestyle 
events as well as the 50 meter 
backstroke. Robin Boyd, a 
physical activities coordinator 



with the Edinboro Office of 
Disabled Student Services has 
been selected to coach the U.S. 
wheelchair shooting team. 

Pennsylvania's State System of 
Higher Education is made up of 
14 universities throughout the 
Commonwealth. Even though 
the PSAC may not match up 
with Division I conferences, 
such as the Big 10 or the Big 
East, it certainly placed its mark 
on the 25th Olympiad. The 
successes of these certain 
participants has shown present 
and future PSAC athletes that the 
size of the school has nothing to 
do with the size of the heart. 

Former Clarion University 
wrestling great Kurt Angle has 
the heart to bring Clarion 
University Olympic fame. 
Angle was just short of making 
the 1992 Olympic team. He is 
probably already thinking 1996! 



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124 Becker. The guest speaker will 
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from Sun Microsystems. Donald 
Coulter, Systems Manager will also 
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discussing Sun Workstations using 
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9/19/91 - 9/19/92 It's been one year 
already and a great one at that! I 
hope this will be just one of many to 
come. I love you. 



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Sig Eps- Thanks for the reggae 
mixer, It was definitely dope! The 
sisters of ASA. 



The sisters of ASA would like to 
extend our deepest sympathies to the 
brothers of Tau Kappa Epsilon. 



The sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 
would like to wish everyone a good 
luck during Rush! 



The sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha would 
like to invite all students to our Rush 
parties. They will be held on Sept. 
21 and 22 from 4:30-6 and 6:30-8. 
Everyone is welcome, we hope to 
see you there! 



The sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha would 
like to send Congratulations to Tara 
Wojtzak, the new Theta Chi Dream 
Girl! We're so proud of our Zeta 
sister! 



The sister of Zeta Tau Alpha would 
like to welcome everyone back to 
the fall semester. We wish everyone 
the best of luck! 



KDR Brothers, "Did you find your 
matches yet?" Thanks for the great 
mixer! We had a Blast! Maybe next 
time you won't need to wear animal 
noses! Love Theta Phis. 



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Come meet Theta Phi Alpha on 
Monday the 21st for a "casual" look! 
Then come back again for our theme 
party, Sunken Treasure, the very 
next day, Tuesday the 22nd! Both 
parties will begin at 9 o'clock and 
end at 10:30 in rooms 106 and 107 
Still. Good luck with Rush, and we 
hope to see you there! Theta Phi 
Alpha sisters. 



Congratulations Steph Scott and 
Amy Stamm, new vice-president 
and secretary! We love you! Your 
Theta Phi sisters. 



Congratulations Claudine & Val for 
being elected President and Vice- 
President of NSSHLA. We're so 
proud of you! Love, your Phi Sig 
sisters. 



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wanted you to know that we're so 
happy you're part of us! We love 
you, John! Love, the sisters of Phi 
Sigma Sigma. 



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were our handyman, and we brought 
the tools, but we forgot about the 
work and danced the night away like 
fools. Thanks for the awesome 
mixer guys! Love, Phi Sigma 
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rushees to our parties and we wish 
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the new Vice-President of Panhel. 
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a Blast- but remember you're not as 
young as you used to be! Love G. 



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Happy 20th Birthday Michelle. 
Hope you have a great day. Love 
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to send their deepest sympathy to the 
brothers of Tau Kappa Epsilon for 
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The Clarion Call 

Volume 74, Issue 3 T he student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 24, 1992 

Professor questions incinerators 
impact on Clarion community 



Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



A professor at Clarion 
University conducted an indepth 
study to demonstate that 
Clarion would be economically 
hurt if a hazardous waste facility 
was installed. 

Dr. William Sanders, an 
economics professor, studied 
several waste incinerators after 
Concord Resources Group 
announced their plans to build an 
incinerator in Clarion. Sanders 
surveyed 30 sited counties as a 



activity in Clarion resulted in a 
12 percent decrease in payroll, a 
four percent decrease in the 
number of establishments and a 
four percent decrease in 
employment. 

Sanders said counties with 
waste incinerators display "poor 
economic growth." If the same 
pattern emerged in Clarion 
County ,as it did in the other 
counties he studied, then 
economic activity could be 
reduced up to 18 percent 
annually in this county. 
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Or. William Sanders an Economics professor Clarion 
University studied the economic impacts of toxic waste 

basis of comparison for this plan was to find out the 



Clarion's sited area. 

The studies have led to some 
conclusions about the nature of 
counties that have sites and the 
growth of the counties. 

Some of the effects concluded 
that large incinerators are 
associated with population loss. 
It is estimated that there is a 1.2 
percent population loss per year. 
The 1980 levels of economic 



capacity within the state and 
whether we need them at all." 

The economy would be hurt 
the most in an area 10 to 25 
miles from the site, Sanders said. 
He said plant operators should be 
forced to post a bond against 
which neighbors could make 
claims for lost wages, business 
or property values. 

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The community displays signs throughout Clarion in 
protest against Concord's waste incinerator. 



Green, believes the site will 
bring employment and industrial 
development to communities. 

"There's a demonstrated need 
for these facilities," Green said. 
"It's impossible to produce no 
waste. You can't recycle 100 
percent of any product, and you 
need the technology of a landfill 
or incineration." 

As of now, the Departmental of 
Environmental Resources 
(DER) has not accepted any of 
the three applications submitted 
for approval from Concord. 

Sanders also went to 
Harrisburg to testify against 
Concord's plan. Sanders said, 
"[Concord's] plan was poorly 
done, and there was no evidence 
that we need any more 
incinerators." 

The Environmental Quality 
Board (EQB) will give 
statements in six weeks if the 
incinerator will put into effect. 

The EQB decides whether any 
disposals should be put in 
throughout the state. They were 



supposed to accept the plan to be 
put in Clarion but postponed 
their decision. Because of 
Sanders proposal, further 
investigation was called for. 
Sander's plan brought up many 
questions that the EQB felt 
needed to be answered and dealt 
with carefully. 

Last week, DER denied 
Concord's third application to 
put the disposal facility in Mill 
Creek Township. 

DER denied the first 
application after finding an 
active gas well within the 
facility's boundaries. The second 
application was rejected because 
wetlands were found on the site. 
Concord may appeal DER's 
decision to the Environmental 
Hearing Board by submitting a 
new application. For this to 
happen, all criteria that has been 
set by DER to put in wastelands 
must be met Wetlands and gas 
wells are among some of the 
criteria that prohibits Concord 
(cont. onpg. 4) 



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i Volume 74, Issue 3 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 24, 1992 



Decision on hazardous 
waste plan delayed 

The Environmental Quality 
Board (EQB } has recently 
decided to postpone a decision 
on a plan which deals with 
hazardous waste because several 
state senators feel the proposal 
is full of mistakes. 

The plan is "riddled with 
unwarranted bias, (insupportable 
documentation, factual errors 
and completely erroneous 
assumptions," six lawmakers 
said in a letter to the EQB last 
Tuesday. 

The proposal details methods 
of handling the waste including 
treatment, recycling, cutting 
production and disposal. 

The decision on the plan was 
delayed for 60 days by the EQB 
at a 15*5 vote. "It's something 
that we need to do with great 
deliberation, * Sen. David 
Brightbill told the board, which 
reviews regulations for the 
Department of Environmental 
Resources (DER). 

The senators feel the DER 
failed to make "an honest effort" 
to involve the public in hearings 
around the state on the plan. 

The plan predicts the amount 
of waste the state will have to 
handle in coming years. 

Director of the Bureau of 
Waste management, James 
Snyder, rebuffed criticism of the 
DER by saying the public was 
very much involved in the 
proposal The new plan predicts 
the state will produce 143,000 
more tons of waste than it has 
disposal space for each year 
until 1997, Snyder said, 
compared to 650,000 excess 
ions a year projected in 1986. 

In their letter, lawmakers said 
the new plan overestimates the 
amount of waste the state needs 
to dispose of, and they also 
questioned the agency's claim 
that the plan includes only waste 
generated in Pennsylvania. Hie 
senators also feel that inflated 
waste statistics could result in 
unnecessary landfills and 
incinerators in the state. 

The lawmakers who signed 
the letter are pleased at the 
postponement 

Information courtesy of Ike 
Associated Press 



Professor questions incinerators 
impact on Clarion community 



Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



A professor at Clarion 
University conducted an indepth 
study to demonstate that 
Clarion would be economically 
hurt if a hazardous waste facility 
was installed. 

Dr. William Sanders, an 
economics professor, studied 
several waste incinerators after 
Concord Resources Group 
announced their plans to build an 
incinerator in Clarion. Sanders 
surveyed 30 sited counties as a 



activity in Clarion resulted in a 
12 percent decrease in payroll, a 
four percent decrease in the 
number of establishments and a 
four percent decrease in 
employment. 

Sanders said counties with 
waste incinerators display "poor 
economic growth." If the same 
pattern emerged in Clarion 
County ,as it did in the other 
counties he studied, then 
economic activity could be 
reduced up to 18 percent 
annually in this county. 
Sanders said, "The reason for 




Kari Ambrass/Clarion Call 
Dr. William Sanders an Economics professor Clarion 
University studied the economic impacts of toxic waste 

basis of comparison for 
Clarion's sited area. 

The studies have led to some 
conclusions about the nature of 



counties that have sites and the 
growth of the counties. 

Some of the effects concluded 
that large incinerators are 
associated with population loss. 
It is estimated that there is a 1.2 
percent population loss per year. 

The 1980 levels of economic 



this plan was to find out the 
capacity within the state and 
whether we need them at all." 

The economy would be hurt 
the most in an area 10 to 25 
miles from the site, Sanders said. 
He said plant operators should be 
forced to post a bond against 
which neighbors could make 
claims for lost wages, business 
or property values. 

Concord spokesman, William 



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The community displays signs throughout Clarion in 
protest against Concord's waste incinerator. 



Green, believes the site will 
bring employment and industrial 
development to communities. 

"There's a demonstrated need 
for these facilities," Green said. 
"It's impossible to produce no 
waste. You can't recycle 100 
percent of any product, and you 
need the technology of a landfill 
or incineration." 

As of now, the Departmental of 
Environmental Resources 
(DER) has not accepted any of 
the three applications submitted 
for approval from Concord. 

Sanders also went to 
Harrisburg to testify against 
Concord's plan. Sanders said, 
"[Concord's] plan was poorly 
done, and there was no evidence 
that we need any more 
incinerators." 

The Environmental Quality 
Board (EQB) will give 
statements in six weeks if the 
incinerator will put into effect. 

The EQB decides whether any 
disposals should be put in 
throughout the state. They were 



supposed to accept the plan to be 
put in Clarion but postponed 
their decision. Because of 
Sanders proposal, further 
investigation was called for. 
Sander's plan brought up many 
questions that the EQB felt 
needed to be answered and dealt 
with carefully. 

Last week, DER denied 
Concord's third application to 
put the disposal facility in Mill 
Creek Township. 

DER denied the first 
application after finding an 
active gas well within the 
facility's boundaries. The second 
application was rejected because 
wetlands were found on the site. 
Concord may appeal DER's 
decision to the Environmental 
Hearing Board by submitting a 
new application. For this to 
happen, all criteria that has been 
set by DER to put in wastelands 
must be met. Wetlands and gas 
wells are among some of the 
criteria that prohibits Concord 
(cont. on pg. 4) 



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Legitimate 



Fear is a natural human 
emotion. David L. Sermon, a 
professor in Ball State 
University's Anthropology 
Department describes it thusly: 
"If any human emotion is as old 
as our species it must surely be 
fear, and the end of its hold on us 
is not in sight" This observation 
appears on page seven of a 
recent book Scruton edited 
"Sociophobics, the Anthro- 
pology of Fear," Boulder, CO, 
Westview Press, 1986. The 
anthropologist Scruton and some 
of his colleagues believe that 
Sociophobics, which he 
describes as a new field, 
provides another point of view of 
human emotions as opposed to 
the viewpoint of psychologists. 

By contrast Wladylaw Sluckin 
of the University of Leicester, 
England offers another edited 
work "Fear in Animals and 
Man," New York, Van Nostrand 
Reinhold Company, 1979, 
wherein a group of psychologists 
discourse on fear. The treatment, 
of course, differs from that of the 
preceding book. Regardless of 
the disciplinary approach, 
neither book treats of the kind of 
fear which is the subject of this 
short article. 

Some fears are legitimate and 
natural, some are not. Some 
fears have been with humanity 
since its beginning. In Sluckin's 
book, P. A. Russell mentions a 
few commonly known to us such 
as fear of snakes, height, the 
dark. Today a fear pervades 
world society, not just American, 
but all civilized society; it is 
natural, understandable, very 
real. For a technical name, 
dictionaries give us nosophobia , 
the fear of disease. For human 
society today that fear is fear of 




Gerard McCabe 



AIDS (acquired immune 
deficiency syndrome). Yes, fear 
of contracting AIDS, the 
destructive disease that 
eliminates all resistance to 
infection, to viral attack, and so 
kills remorselessly, relentlessly - 
this is the common fear humans 
share now. Probably, humanity 
has not experienced a similar 
feeling since the days of typhus 
and bubonic plague of the 
European Middle Ages. In 
America just a few decades ago 
even the terrible threat of 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



While looking over the 
Interfraternity/Panhellenic 
councils' new policy on 
Alcohol, a few points stuck in 
my mind. 

First, it's tough to argue with. 
Many of the points are already 
state or federal law. Whether or 
not these laws are feasible or 
even possible to enforce is 
another matter entirely. 
However, IFC/Panhel should not 
bear the brunt of the blame for 
adopting a policy combating the 
misuse of alcohol, most 
prevalently by underage 
drinking. 

Not that underage drinking is 
the fault or a result of the Greek 
system or its social emphasis. 
The laws and regulations have 
long been established by higher 
powers than the university on 
this subject. These stipulations 
have been established ages ago, 
long been known and long been 
ignored. 

The new policy treads on 
ground previously covered. All 
fraternities and sororities have 
FIPG (Fraternity Insurance 
Purchasing Group) insurance, 
which already directly has 
policies in place governing 
alcohol at Greek events. No 
matter what stipulations are 
proposed, good or bad, positive 
or negative, strict or lax, 



babysitting is not possible. 

A problem exists in the fact 
that Clarion University is far 
behind its SSHE cousins in 
adopting an alcohol policy for 
off-campus circumstances. A 
policy should be adopted, and 
drafted to cover all students, not 
only the minority of students 
who are associated with the 
Greek System. 

While the councils, and the 
university are to be commended 
for its attempt to confront a 
problem it obviously considers at 
the forefront of the collegiate 
agenda, it should hardly rush 
into a quick-fix solution. 

At a time when alarming new 
statistics are emerging revealing 
the depth of alcohol abuse in 
college, the university needs to 
take the time to evaluate all 
circumstances and alternatives 
and provide a consistent policy 
to blanket the entire student 
body, not just the few it 
considers at the root of the 
problem 

Enlarge this admirable attempt 
to provide for the entire student 
body and not just those with the 
tacked-on stigma of a society 
wide reputation. 

Then and only then will Clarion 
University be on the right track 
to an equitable and realistic 
policy. 




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The voice of 
the student 



Dear Editor: 

Many students on campus 
complain that they do not have a 
voice in campus decisions. On 
an immediate level this is not 
true. For example, students had 
an active role in designing and 
developing the student center, 
they bring in most of the 
entertainers, they set campus 
organization budgets, and they 



advise the faculty council and 
aid with administrations. 
However there is one position 
that is held by a student that can 
be argued to be the most 
important. That position is on 
the Council of Trustees. 

One student sits on this 
Council to give the board the 
opinion of the students. The 
Council of Trustees governs the 
university on a local level. They 
designate local rates, 
maintenance projects, and 
expansion. This one student is 
to be the voice of both the 
Clarion and Venango campuses. 
Who is this trustee? Maybe the 



better question is where is this 
Trustee. Who is it: Crystal 
Knorr. Where is she: Harrisburg 
working as an intern. How does 
this make you feel. It infuriates 
me! How can Crystal have a 
feel on what is happening on 
Clarion campus, let alone on 
Venango campus, when she is 
almost three hours away. The 
ironic part of this is Crystal ran 
on the philosophy that the past 
Student Trustee (a returning 
adult from Venango Campus) 
was not the proper choice. Why 
you might ask? Crystal felt this 
person was not aware of what 




was happening on main campus, 
where there is the bulk of 
students. Is Crystal more aware 
by being in Harrisburg? Is she 
effectively talking with 
students?, Listening to them?, or 
is she giving her opinion and 
speaking for each and every one 
of us. 

It would not be fair if I did not 
print that myself and one other 
student were nominated for this 
position, and Crystal was picked 
over us. However, this editorial 
is not written with vengeance. 
The committee felt Crystal was 
the better choice and there is 



where it stands. I write this out 
of frustration, disappointment, 
and concern. An important 
voice of you, the student, and 
you, the staff, has been lost. 
Your voices are not being heard 
by one of the most influential 
committees on this campus. 
Clarion students need to claim 
back their voice. If not now, 
make the effort to assure our 
voice will be heard once again. 
Eric D. Reed 
Senior Psychology Major 



Editor's note: Crystal Knorr 
will finish her internship at the 
end of the semester. 

African American Caucus 
presents a series of guest lecturers 



A successful grant proposal 
submitted to the Office of the 
Chancellor of the State System 
of Higher Education by the 
African American Caucus of 
Clarion University will be 
having a series of "Visiting 
Scholars to Clarion." 

Randall Robinson, Executive 
Director of Trans Africa, A 
powerful Washingtom-based 
lobby for Africa and the 
Caribbean will be the first 



speaker. 

Robinson is a graduate of 
Harvard Law School. 
TransAfrica conducts con- 
ferences designed to discuss key 
foreign policy issues and provide 
information generally unavail- 
able to the public on Third 
World countries. Robinson will 
speakv in Hart Chapel on 
October 1, 1992 at 7:00 p.m. 

courtesy of the 
Admissions Office 



Social Equity Office 
sponsors luncheons 



The Clarion University Office 
of Social Equity announces the 
implementation of an "Equity 
Forum Luncheon Series" to 
begin this Friday . 

This series will be focusing 
around equipping the university 
community in becoming more 
understanding and sensitive to 
the issues of equity and diversity. 

Dr. Leon Haley, president and 
CEO of the Urban League of 
Pittsburgh, will be guest speaker. 
His topic will be on "Equity and 
Diversity: A vision for 2000." A 
question and answer session will 
follow after lunch. 

The luncheon is open to the 
Clarion University community, 
by reservation. 

Prior to his appointment to his 
present position, Haley was 
associate dean and acting dean 
of the University of Pittsburgh 
Graduate School of Public and 
International Affairs from 1975 
to 1985. He has also served as 
research associate for the 



Brookings Institution. He 
earned his B.A. degree from the 
university of Pittsburgh, M.A. 
from Boston University, and 
Ph.D. in political science from 
the University of Pittsburgh. 

He has served on the board of 
directors of the Citizens League 
of Southwestern Pennsylvania, 
Governor's Appellate Court 
Nominating commission, the 
boards of directors of the Boy 
Scouts of Allegheny County, the 
Pittsburgh Public Theatre, the 
Pittsburgh Historical Landmarks 
Society, and QED 

Communications. He is also a 
member of the board of visitors 
of the Afro-American Studies 
Program at the University of 
Maryland, and chair of the 
National Urban League's 
Educational Initiative Task 
Force. 

courtesy of 
University Relations 



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Poliomyelitis did not generate 
this level of apprehension. 

This fear is legitimate; the 
threat is serious, but an irrational 
development has occurred. 
What has arisen appears to be 
another overpowering fear, 
namely that of donating blood. 
This fear has become so 
pervasive in American society 
that is has affected the blood 
supply. Americans are not 
donating blood in sufficient 
quantities to meet the needs for 
transfusions for people who are 
ill, injured, of hereditary bearers 
of conditions requiring blood 



such 



as 



replenishing, 
hemophiliacs. 

What can be done to dispel this 
unreasoned aspect of this fear? 
The American Red Cross, 
collector of about half the blood 
donations in the United States, 
has a serious interest in 
dispelling this aspect of fear. In 
a very straight forward brochure, 
"AIDS: the Facts," the Red 
Cross informs readers that blood 
donors cannot contract AIDS 
through donation. All of the 
supplies used in the donation 
collecting process are not only 
sterile to begin with but 



discarded never to be used again. 
If this is not enough, the 
brochure clarifies the fact that 
people who just might be carriers 
of this dreadful disease are 
discouraged form being donors. 
As a further safeguard, all 
donated blood is tested, before 
being used, for not only the 
AIDS virus but hepatitis B virus 
as well. The Red Cross takes 
every precaution to protect the 
blood donor and the patient who 
may be the eventual recipient of 
that donation. 

So, there is a legitimate, 
rational fear with an irrational 



side effect that is causing 
hardship and suffering for many 
people. This terrible 

misapprehension must be 
corrected before more serious 
harm occurs to American and 
world society. Blood donations 
must increase; as our national 
population grows so does the 
need. These are the facts: it is 
safe to donate blood and the 
blood supply is safe. American 
Society must not let the last 
phrase of Sermon's quotation in 
the opening paragraph become a 
prophecy. The end of this fear's 
hold on us must be in sight! 



You are a university student, a 
well informed American, a 
rational human being; be a 
blood donor if you can, and 
encourage others to donate. 
Face this irrational fear and 
defeat it. 

Mr.McCabe is 
Director of Libraries 
at Clarion University 

The Red Cross blood mobile 
will be held on October 5 from 
11:00 a.m. till 5:00 p.m. in 
Tippen Gymnasium. 



Students want scholarship tax repealed 



(CPS) House bill that would 
rescind a 17 percent tax on 
graduate and professional 
students' stipends, scholarships 
and fellowships faces little 
chance of passing this year 
because of Congress' reluctance 
to eliminate taxes. 

"It's all over for this year. The 
president is talking about vetoing 
anything that looks like a tax 
increase," said Thomas Linney, 
director of government relations 
for the Council of Graduate 
Schools. "My fear is that the 
political season is upon us." 

The 1986 Tax Reform Act put 
a 17 percent tax on all 
scholarships and other money 
awarded to post-baccalaureate 
students in graduate and 
professional schools. The 
Internal Revenue Service is 



expected to begin actively 
enforcing the tax this year, 
officials said. 

Revenues from the tax was 
expected to produce about $550 
million from 1986-91, if the tax 
had been fully enforced. 
Scholarship money used for 
tuition and fees, books and 
supplies remains tax-free, while 
money used for living expenses 
and travel is taxed under the act. 

"We opposed the bill at the 
time because we knew it would 
be a hardship on graduate 
students," Linney said. 
"Congress, in its fervor for its 
tax reform, saw college graduate 
students as privileged people. 
But we know graduate students 
live on very little money." 

The bill, co-sponsored by U.S. 
Rep. Tom Lewis, R-Fla., and the 



National Association of 
Graduate and Professional 
Students (NAGPS), was 
introduced in March and hasn't 
been scheduled for a hearing 
yet." 

Perceptions are that graduate 
students are wealthy. We aren't. I 
don't know if its anti- academic 
or what, but it's sad," said Joy 
Ward, executive coordinator for 
NAGS P. "The tax is not on a 
wealthy segment of the 
population. To tax the bottom 
population is absolutely 
ridiculous." 

Ward, who is working on her 
master's degree in management 
at Memphis State University in 
Tennessee, said the graduate 
student population has changed 
in the past 15 years. The norm 
used to be that a college or 
university graduate went directly 



Professor questions. . . 



(cont. from pg. 1) 



from putting in the waste site. 

Arthur Davis, secretary of 
DER said, "In a trip to Clarion 
County last year, I promised 
residents that no hazardous 
waste facility would be cited 
unless it clearly meets our 
stringent regulations to assure 
protection of the environment 
and the health and safety of the 
nublic." 



According to an update of the 
state hazardous waste facilities 
plan, industries reduced 
hazardous waste production by 
almost 30,000 tons in 1989. 
About 172,000 tons, or 26 
percent of waste material, was 
recycled in that year. 

Despite the improvements, the 
state is expected to produce 



42,000 more tons of waste than it 
can dispose of by 1997. 

Hazardous wastes are non- 
radioactive wastes that can cause 
severe illness or death or which 
threaten the environment if they 
are stored improperly. 

Concord said it could treat 
5,000,000 tons of waste at the 
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to graduate or professional 
school, when more stipends and 
assistantships were available 
than there are currently, she said. 

Now, Ward said, there are 
more non-traditional students 
going to graduate school who 
can't rely on their parents for 
financial assistance, and they are 
competing for stipends, 
scholarships and assistantships 
from an ever-shrinking pool of 
available fund. 

There are approximately 1.8 
million graduate and 
professional students in post- 
baccalaureate programs. There 
are no estimates available on the 
number of students receiving 
financial assistance through 
awarded monies. 

"There was a lot of funding 
available, so many 

undergraduates went right away 
because money was available," 
Ward said. "We're seeing less 
money now, so people are not 
going to graduate school." 



Many graduate programs 
prohibit students from holding 
secondary jobs, so they either 
have to break rules or depend on 
loans, stipends and other awards, 
or savings to pay for school. 
That's why the 17 percent tax 
hurts, said Richard Knaub, who 
is working on his Ph.D. in 
zoology at Clemson University 
in South Carolina. 

"It's a major devastation. I 
haven't gone on food stamps yet, 
but I'm eligible. What disturbs 
me is that when we as a country 
do not value education enough to 
support it, then I see us slipping 
into a second-rate status as far as 
the nation goes," he said. 

Knaub broke graduate school 
rules and held four part time jobs 
last year. He said tuition, room 
and board at Clemson cost him 
$9,000. He received a 
department stipend of $8,500, 
before taxes and $7,200 after 
taxes. 



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On the beat with public safety 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



After my self-deserving run-in 
with the Emlenton police 
department last Friday night, I 
was ready for Saturday night's 
assignment, chronicling a night 
with public safety. What 
questions would they refuse to 
answer? What would they refuse 
to let me see? What exactly do 
they do all night, anyway? 

I arrived at the public safety 
building at 8:45 p.m. Student 
officer Taruq Murtaza, a 
graduate student originally from 
Pakistan and working on his 
Master's degree in Finance here 
at Clarion, was taking incoming 
calls and dispatching the shifts of 
two full time officers to areas of 
need. Officer Mark Williams, 
working on a Bachelor degree in 
Communication when he can, 
and Sgt. Larry Eisenman were 
heading into the last two hours 
of the three to eleven shift, and I 
would ride with Sgt Eisenman. 

Only a few minutes had passed 
when a call came from 
Wilkinson Hall. An elevator was 
stuck on the fifth floor and 
several people were stuck inside. 
During the three minutes that 
passed before we arrived at 
Wilkinson Hall, the people 
inside the elevator had forced 
open the doors themselves and 
had gone on with their business. 
The elevator was still not 
working, and Eisenman would 
later fax a message to the 
maintenance department, 
requesting repairs. As we were 
leaving Wilkinson Hall, 
Eisenman noticed a sign 
announcing a dance in the 
basement to replace the 
cancelled CABS dance. Sgt. 
Eisenman said he was unaware 
of the dance at Wilkinson, and 
while the hall is not required to 
notify public safety of such 
events, knowledge of the dances 
helps public safety to be ready if 
any trouble should arise. 

I had noticed a different sign 
beside the dance poster 
concerning opinion on whether 
public safety officers should 
carry guns or not. When asked 
his opinion, Sgt. Eisenman told 
me that he has not carried a gun 
in the 14 years he has worked at 



Clarion. Currently, officers do 
not carry firearms, but guns are 
available if needed. 

Leaving Wilkinson Hall we 
travelled to the alley behind 
Founders Hall to ensure proper 
doors were shut and locked. He 



with Clarion borough, public 
safety and the Clarion police 
work together. Though public 
safety patrols the campus and the 
stadium, they also have powers 
of arrest in town. Public safety 
officers may be asked by Clarion 



campus as dangerous, but 
warned against traveling in any 
dark areas alone. That may 
sound old and tiresome, but I 
was surprised at the number of 
female students that were 
walking alone as late as three or 




Lois Oertei/Clarion Call 
Public safety officers work out of their headquarters, located on Wood Street. 



closed the back door of the 
unattended pottery shop and 
locked both it and the front door. 
While checking the doors at 
Founders Hall, Eisenman 
mentioned "space requests" are 
for scheduling certain buildings 
and doors to be open at 
requested times and dates for 
various clubs and activities. 
Some are for one time only, 
some are regular re-occurring 
events. "Space requests are a 
major function of public safety," 
said Sgt. Eisenman. 

After checking parking lot W, 
Sgt. Eisenman parked the car 
behind the library and went on 
foot patrol. Meanwhile, Officer 
Williams was patrolling 
elsewhere on campus. On the 
walk around the library, Ralston 
Hall and President Reinhard's 
residence, I had the chance to 
ask some of the questions 
suggested by friends and 
classmates. I was surprised, 
most of all, to learn that public 
safety's jurisdiction is not 
limited to the University campus. 
Through a mutual agreement 



and/or state police to assist in 
emergencies such as the recent 
escape of a prisoner from the 
Clarion County Jail. Clarion and 
public safety officers both have 
the option of declining requests 
for assistance from each other, 
but usually try to help each other 
as much as possible. Public 
safety officers go through the 
same training as other local law 
enforcement officers. Clarion 
University currently has an 
officer enrolled at a training 
academy. 

Sgt. Eisenman also discussed 
the department's policy on 
parking tickets. No tickets are 
issued for failure to display a 
parking permit after 4:15 p.m., 
Monday through Friday, or on 
weekends. No one is exempt. 
Sgt. Eisenman himself was once 
ticketed when he forgot to 
display his permit. He also said 
that money from tickets goes to 
the general fund, and officers 
have no quotas on the numbers 
of tickets to issue. 

Sgt. Eisenman did not define 
any one particular area on 



four o'clock in the morning. The 
dirt "road" between Ralston Hall 
and the road up the hill to 
Chandler Dining Hall is a prime 
example. 

Sgt. Eisenman explained that 
the fear of vandalism and abuse 
has kept phone boxes with direct 
lines to public safety from being 
installed. I asked what someone 
should do, if they need help and 
can't access a phone. "Make as 
much noise as possible" he said, 
adding that Clarion students are 
quick to report suspected 
violence. 

I wanted to know about his 
hardest situations to deal with, 
and he did not hesitate to answer. 
"Drunks... dealing with drunks, 
because you never know how 
they will react," he said. His 
worst situations involve people 
who have passed out. "You are 
never sure, it could be medical, 
alcohol, drugs or a 
combination." He added it can 
make for some scary situations. 

Back in the car, a call from 
Murtaza took us back to the 
office. A caller from Oswego 



University in New York wanted 
Dr. Reinhard's phone number. 
Sgt. Eisenman offered to deliver 
a message, as public safety does 
not give out such information. A 
message was later taken and 
delivered to Dr. Reinhard. 

Returning to the office, it was 
time for a shift change. Officers 
Denny Hagan and Graciano 
Lopez replace SgL Eisenman and 
Williams. Todd Geer replaced 
Murtaza at the desk. 

First things on the list were 
letting two students, working 
late, into TV5, followed by 
driving out to the stadium. 
Riding with Hagan, the next two 
hours consisted mainly of 
building checks. Several doors 
left open or unlocked by 
departing students and professors 
were found and secured. A 
heavy fog rolled in and campus 
seemed devoid of life until 
around 1:15 a.m. "Foot traffic" 
seemed to pick up a little bit 

Around 1:30, officer Lopez 
radioed officer Hagan for 
assistance on Greenville Avenue. 
The quick trip from parking lot 
B took less than a minute, and 
we found Lopez talking with a 
student. Lopez said the man 
appeared to be staggering 
slightly and seemed to have 
dropped something when Lopez 
first drove by. The student 
claimed that the stagger was 
caused by tendentitis and denied 
dropping anything. Proclaiming 
respect for the law and a 
willingness to cooperate, the 
student then refused to take a 
breath test and became selective 
about which question to answer. 
Lopez, citing concern for the 
student's safety in getting home, 
escorted him the short distance 
home. A search of the area for 
the alleged dropped object 
turned up a "No Left Turn" sign 
in the grass. The sign was taken 
back to the office for later return 
to the proper department. 

Returning to building checks 
and short patrols, Hagan locked 
the studio in Becker Hall around 
3:15 a.m. Open or unlocked 
doors were found in Peirce, 
Marwick-Boyd, and one of the 
Thorn buildings. 

Hagan said Friday night was 
busy, and called this Satursay 
night pretty calm. 



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Cathca rt elected ne w Senate V.P. I RiologV dept. holds workshop 

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by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 

Senior, Andrea Cathcart, was 
elected vice president of Student 
Senate Monday night as a result 
of Ron Berry's recent resignation 
of the position. 

Luis Almeida, Chrissy Gribus, 
Andrea Cathcart and Ralph 
Godbolt were nominated for vice 
president at the senate meeting. 
Each nominee gave a speech 
before the election and the vote 
was decided through secret 
ballot. 

In her speech, Cathcart 
mentioned that she wants to 
ensure proper running of the 
student senate committees since 
she feels their is a problem with 
attendance. Cathcart also wants 
to implement a revision of 
student senate's constitution. 

"I feel I have the confidence 
and the ability to serve as your 
vice president," said Cathcart in 
closing to the senators present. 



The vice president elections 
came as a result of Berry's 
resignation Monday, September 
14, due to financial difficulties. 

Berry blames the state for his 
lack of finances since he cannot 
get enough funding through 
loans or grants for this semester. 



and I now must work to pay for 
my tuition." 

Berry is continuing his duties 
as a student senator, even though 
he has resigned his vice- 
presidency. 

Cathcart was pleased with the 
result of the election and is ready 



"I feel I have the confidence 
and ability to serve... " 

•Andrea Cathcart 



Berry's resignation was also due 
in part to a lack of time to fulfill 
the duties of the office because 
of a job he must now hold in 
order to pay tuition. 

In a statement released to the 
Call last week Berry said, "The 
reason for my resignation is 
quite simple: my financial 
resources have been exhausted, 



to assume her new role of vice 
president. 

"I would like to thank the 
student body for giving me the 
opportunity to do this because 
you are the ones who elected me 
(to student senate)," said 
Cathcart. 

Cathcart is a psychology major 
and expects to graduate in May. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Andrea Cathcart was recently elected to student senate 
vice president, replacing Ron Berry, who resigned last 
week due to financial troubles. 



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CUP evaluated for reaccreditation 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



Dr. Steve Weber, chair of the 
Middle States evaluation team 
which is analyzing Clarion 
University for reaccreditation, 
was on campus Tuesday, 
meeting with various members 
of C.U.P. Clarion is currently 
conducting a self-study for 
reaccreditation which is a normal 
process occurring at higher 
education institutions every ten 
years. 

Clarion has implemented a 
steering committee, made up of 
12 subcommitties, which has 
been evaluating various aspects 
of the university. The 
committees have spent over a 
year identifying the university's 
strengths, weaknesses and goals. 
The self-study detailing these 
items was partially compiled by 
Dr. Ron Shumaker of the English 
department during the summer. 

"The steering committee is 
currently reviewing the first 
draft," said Dr. William Sharpe, 
chair of the steering committee. 

The report should be made 
public by the end of September. 
Public hearings will be held 
concerning the draft around the 
end of October or the first part of 
November so that questions and 
concerns can be raised. The 
hearings will be announced 



through various 
channels. 

According to Arthur Barlow, 
communication professor and 
member of the steering 
committee, reaccreditation is 
simply a "bill of good health" for 
institutions. It is a process which 
ensures quality education 
standards are being met. 

"Every five years, a school has 
to submit a self-study," said 
Barlow. "Every ten years there 
is a site visitation by the Middle 
States Committee. 

The Middle States team will be 
visiting campus from April 18 
till April 21, 1993. The eight 
member team is made up of 
colleagues who are from 
institutions similar to Clarion's. 

They will have read the final 
draft of the self-study and will be 
prepared to interview people on 
campus in order to compare the 
steering committee's assesment 
with the opinion of those 
interviewed. Those who might 
be interviewed are students, 
faculty members and directors of 
departments. 

Weber's preliminary visit to 
campus was to ensure that the 
self-study is on track and 
everything is moving along as it 
should be. 

His next visit will probably be 
the April meeting. 
"Our job," said Weber, "is to 



campus determine if Clarion University 



is, in fact, what it says it is. 
Data and evidence will be 
provided by the steering 
committee in their report to 
substantiate their claims. 

"Our purpose is to be helpful 
and constructive to the campus," 
said Weber. "We aren't here to 
tell you how to run the campus. 
We will try to balance and be fair 
in the positives as well as the 
negatives." 

Weber went on to say there are 
many standards that have to be 
met in order to be reaccredited. 
These standards are broad in 
nature so as to fit every 
institution. 

Most institutions pass the 
reaccreditation process without 
any major problems. 

If any problems do arise, the 
school is given a time period, 
possibly years, in which to 
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Weber met with faculty 
members, deans, students, 



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Kuhn and the steering committee 
on Tuesday. He was also given a 
tour of the campus. 

Weber will meet the other 
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The biology department will 
sponsor a workshop on the field 
of molecular biology and 
biotechnology on Friday, 
September 25. The workshop is 
being offered for high school 
guidance counselors, but anyone 
interested in the fields is invited. 

Four speakers will talk on the 
field of molecular biology, its 
future and careers in the field. 

Jeffery Dunkle, president of 



Pittsburgh Biomedical Develop- 
mental Corp., is the first speaker. 
Dunkle will talk about 
opportunities in the field, where 
it is now and how the field is 
expected to grow over the next 
ten years. Dunkle's company is 
concerned with fostering the 
development of new biomedical 
companies. 

Paul Reed, a Clarion graduate 
and Associate Senior 
Investigator for SmithKline 
Beecham Animal Health, will 
speak on what SmithKline is 



doing in the field of 
biotechnology. He will also 
focus on the expectations of his 
company when they are looking 
for new employees. 

Dr. Douglas McNeal will 
speak on the same subject as Mr. 
Reed, only from the aspect of his 
company. Dr. McNeal is a group 
leader of molecular biology and 
microbial genetics for Merck, 
Sharp, and Dohme Research 
Laboratories. 

The final speaker is the 
Director of the Clarion 



University molecular 

biology/biotechnology program, 
Dr. William Barnes. 

Dr. Barnes will speak about 
what classes high school 
students should take in 
preparation for college study in 
molecular biology and 
biotechnology. 

Dr. Barnes says of the 
workshop, "It allows (high 
school) counselors to learn about 
opportunities in the industry so 
they can help their students." 
Clarion's biology department 



College profs teach less, 



CPS- As tuition increases and 
classes get crowded, public 
universities and colleges are 
relying more on teaching 
assistants and not full-time 
professors to teach 
undergraduate classes, a 
congressional report said. 

"Parents are paying ever 
increasing tuition to have 
students teach students," said 
U.S. Rep. Pat Schroeder, 
chairwoman of the House Select 
Committee on Children, Youth 
and Families, the panel that 
investigated the situation. 

According to the report, the 
problem is two-fold. As 
professors at public universities 
spend more time in research, the 
institutions rely more on 
teaching assistants to instruct 
undergraduates. At the same 
time, tuition and fees are rising 
steadily, classes are bigger and 
the result is that undergraduates' 
education is less than desirable, 



said Schroeder, D-Colo. 

Linda Pratt, national president 
of the American Association of 
Professors, said the report was 
"just nonsense." Pratt, an 
English professor at the 
University of Nebraska at 
Lincoln, said the panel's findings 
were too vague. 

"Statistics won't bear this out. 
So they decide it is the fault of 
the teachers," she said. "I am 
dismayed at the simplicity of it" 

Schroeder said that it is the 
undergraduate students who are 
taking the brunt of the cutbacks. 

"The recession of the past 
several years has created some 
tough times for higher education 
in a number of states," she said. 
"(Undergraduates) are the ones 
who are taking the cutbacks on 
the chin in the form of T.A.'s 
posing as professors, fewer class 
sections, overenrolled required 
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The report found that from 
1980 to 1990, tuition and fees 
increased 141 percent at public 
four-year universities and 
colleges, and by 12 percent for 
the 1991-92 school year. 

Professors' teaching loads have 
decreased to as little as six 
credits a semester. "A number of 
faculty avoid teaching altogether 
by buying out their teaching time 
with proceeds from research 
grants or outside consulting," 
Schroeder said. 

The average salary for a public 
university professor is $63,000, 
and the average school year is 
now 30 weeks, or 71/2 months. 

Lecture classes are getting 
bigger. As an example, a 
marketing class at the University 
of Colorado has 618 students, 
and a political science class at 
theUniversity of Indiana-Urbana 
has 1,156 students. 

"Enrollment is up, but faculty 
is not growing," Pratt said. "The 
reality is that professors are 
teaching more students. In light 
of this investigation, I'm finding 

it almost Kafkaesque." 

Robert Iosue, former president of 

York College of Pennsylvania, 



said he wants an audit of what 
proffessors do with their time, 
focusing on what they do in the 
classroom and how much time 
they spend on research. "I am 
convinced that what you would 
find is that the actual time a 
proffessor spends in the 
classroom is considerably less 
than many people think," Iosue 
said. "There is not too much 
research, but just not enough 
time spent in the classroom." 

Universities and colleges rely 
on teaching assistants and 
adjuncts too much, he said, so 
that full-time proffessors can do 
research, or choose not to teach 
classes they don't want to, such 
as required freshmen courses. 

However, Pratt said, it is 
wrong to assume that teaching 
assistants are bad instructors. 
"This is not substantiated. 
Beginning teachers can be more 
interesting and fresh," she said. 
"The enthusiasm of teaching 
assistants sometimes puts me to 
shame. I think it's a bad rap." 

She also said the "average" 
professor is a teacher and does 
not necessarily do a lot of 
research, a view Schroeder 
disagrees with. 



now offers a new program with a 
bachelor of sciences degree in 
molecular biology and 
biotechnology. The program 
includes opportunities for 
student internships with both 
SmithKline and Merck, Sharp, 
and Dohme. 

The workshop begins at 9:15 
a.m. with coffee and doughnuts 
and concludes at 2:30 p.m. 

An informal question and 
answer session with the day's 
featured speakers will follow at 
3:00 p.m. for anyone interested. 

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"The focus in higher education 
today is on research, not 
teaching," Schroeder said. "The 
fact has not been lost on the 
professors. If you don't believe 
me, go ask one yourself. 
However, don't look for a 
proffessor in a classroom; it's 
unlikely you'll find one." 

The committee found an 
example of "how far out of 
control" the use of assistants has 
gotten. During a two-day 
walkout of teaching assistants in 
1989 at the University of 
California-Berkeley, nearly 75 
percent of all classes were 
canceled. 

"Ironically, even though 
faculty teaching loads have been 
drastically reduced across the 
board in order to persue 
research, a suprisingly large 
number of faculty have yet to 
publish an article, book, or other 
measurable output of research 
work," Schroeder said. "More 
than half of all professors devote 
fewer than five hours a week to 
research." 

Schroeder said that higher 
education in the United States is 
at a crossroads between research 
and teaching. 



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by Kathleene Mullany 
News Writer 

On Saturday, September 19, 
1992, the James Gemmell 
Student Complex was dedicated 
to the impressive memory of 
Clarion's former president. 

President Reinhard stressed 
James Gemmell's ability to 
respond creatively to the needs 
of the people he served when she 
opened the dedication with 
heartfelt warmth for the 
Gemmell family and all else 
present. 

She especially gave praise to 
those students who helped to 
fund the complex without use of 
it. 

Again and again, every speaker 
reminded those who attended 
that the entire complex began as 
a student senate project, and that 
without student initiative, there 
would have been no dedication. 

Also during the ceremony, the 
Gemmell student Leadership 
Awards were presented to two of 
December's graduates, Jay Elias 



and Monica Douglass. 

The actual dedication address, 
made by Robert Crawford, was 
interrupted by the fire safety 
system, later found out to have 
been a wayward four-year-old 
attracted to the pretty red box on 
the wall. 

"We also know that the new 
student complex will contribute 
greatly to the students' lives. We 
thank all of those people who 
worked so hard to make it a 
reality. And we will forever 
remember James Gemmell and 
his impact at CUP whenever we 
enter the newly completed 
building." said Crawford. 

Dr. James Gemmell was 
president of Clarion University 
from 1960 to 1976. He led the 
university through some of its 
most drastic changes, including 
the change from a state teachers' 
college to a state college. 

Also during his administration, 
enrollment increased from about 
1,000 students to approximately 
5,000. 

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grand total of 15 buildings, 
including an athletic stadium 
complex. The Venango campus 
was established, as well as the 
McKeever Environmental 
Center. 

Gemmell increased the 
academic programs offered, 
creating the School of Business 
Administration, now known as 
the College of Business 
Administration. 

Before presiding over Clarion, 
Gemmell was professor of 
economics and chairperson of 
the division of business 
education at Penn State. 
Gemmell had also instructed at 
New York state high schools and 
at the New York State College 
for Teachers. 

Dr. Gemmell received an 
undergraduate degree from the 
University of Wyoming, a master 
of Science degree from the State 
University of New York at 
Albany, and a doctorate from 
New York University in business 
and higher education. 




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Dr. Reinhard speaks at the Gemmell Student Center 
dedication ceremony held this past weekend. 

Books still banned 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Somewhere in America, the 
Holy Bible is banned. 

It is just one of approximately 
104 that were either challenged 
or outright banned in libraries 
across the nation in 1991-92, 
according to Jennifer Bertovich 
of the Library, Media, and 
Information Science Soceity 
(L.M.I.S.S.). 

L.M.I.S.S., the American 
Library Association and the 
AmericanBooksellers 
Association are sponsoring 
Banned Books Week from 
September 25 through October 3 
in an attempt to raise awareness 
about the censorship issue. 

Some other commonly banned 
books according to "Teachers 
and Librarians Working 
Together" by Linda Sparks and 
Barbara Sorrow include "Brave 
New World" by Aldous Huxley, 
"The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. 
Salinger, "Catch 22" by Joseph 
Heller, "Death of a Salesman" by 
Arthur Miller, "1984" by George 
Orwell, and "Where the 
Sidewalk Ends" by Shel 
Silvers te in. 

Reasons listed for the 
censorship range from 
"undermining of adult authority" 



in the case of "Where the 
Sidewalk Ends" to "vulgarity 
and occultism" in "The Catcher 
in the Rye," and from "violence" 
in the Holy Bible to "pro- 
Communist views and sexual 
content" in "1984." 

A colloquium sponsored by 
L.M.I.S.S. will be held October 



1 at 3:30 p.m. in Walter L. Hart 
Chapel, covering the topic of 
censorship and banned books. 

Graduate library science major 
Clare Booth Luce said, in a 
report about censorship, " Like 
charity, censorship begins in the 
home. But unlike charity, it 
should end there." 



Cars "booted" 



by Sean Boileau 
News Writer 



Although they don't set 
campus rules and regulations, 
one of the many duties of 
Clarion University's Public 
Safety department is the 
control of traffic and parking 
on campus. 

An issue of concern that has 
recently surfaced is the 
growing number of 
unauthorized vehicles parking 
in spaces designated and 
marked only for vehicles 
equipped with a handicapped 
parking sticker. 

Dr. Ronald Martinazzi, 
Director of Public Safety, said 
there has been an increase in 
the number of complaints this 
year about parking violations. 



Due to this jump in 
complaints, the use of "wheel 
boots" has been instituted on 
campus as a deterrent to future 
violations. 

When in place, the "boot" 
completely immobilizes the 
vehicle. It then can only be 
removed by a member of the 
Public Safety department for a 
service fee of $25, in addition 
to the cost of the parking 
ticket. 

Dr. Martinazzi hopes that 
this new penalty will make 
people think twice about 
parking in a space reserved for 
people who need it due to a 
physical impairment. 

"We don't want to have to 
use [the boots] at all, but if we 
have to, we definitely will," 
said Dr. Martinozzi. 



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Brookville trial begins 

Two more jurors have been 
seated for the trial of a man 
accused of the 1991 murder of 
Punxsutawney radio personality 
Bob Curry. 

Twenty year old Joel Davis is 
charged with first degree murder 
as well as burglary, felonius 
assault and making terroristic 
threats. 



Prisoner at large 

A prisoner with a record of 
violent criminal charges who 
bolted from a holding cell at the 
Dauphin County courthouse 
remained at large Tuesday. 

40 year old Antonio Noquerol 
escaped yesterday with fellow 
inmate Lin wood Stevens when 
they were placed in a cell with a 
brocken lock. The two pushed 
open the door, overpowered a 
deputy sheriff and escaped. 

Authorities did not realize the 
cell lock was broken before the 
two were placed in the cell. 
Their handcuffs were removed. 



Worker's comp bill stalled 

More than 500 Pennsylvania 
business managers shouting, 
"We can't afford to wait," 
jammed the state capitol tuesday 
to push for a bill that would 
overhaul the worker's 
compensation system. 

Members of several groups 
rallied for the reforms. 

A bill to remodel worker's 
comp. insurance and stop a 
proposed 52 percent rate hike 
stalled in the state legislature. 

The compromise is sponsored 
by senate minority leader Robert 
Mellow, D-Lackawanna. 




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SAT scores rise, 
ACT stay steady 

For the first time since 1987, 
Scholastic Aptitude Test scores 
rose by one point in verbal skills 
and two points in math, 
according to a recent report by 
the College Board. 

SAT scores help predict the 
college academic performance of 
individual students. 

Scores on the verbal section 
averaged 423, one point above 
last year's record low, reversing 
five years of decline. Since 
1969, scores that reflect 
comprehension and word 
meanings have dropped 40 
points. 
In math, the average was 476. 



Dickinson to hold 
24 hour reading 

A 24 hour reading was held at 
Dickinson College as part of a 
national fund raising event to 
combat hunger and 
homelessness. 

Share Our Strength, a non- 
profit agency in Washington, 
D.C., coordinated the national 
event, in which nearly 200 
writers participated in the 
"National Reading:Writers 
Harvest for the Homeless" on 
Sept. 22, the first day of fall. 
Dickinson is one of 60 sites 
where readings took place. 

While most readings took an 
hour or two, Dickinson planned 
the only 24 hour reading, said 
Robert Olmstead, the college's 
senior writer in residence. 
About 40 writers participated. 



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A visiting Russian lecturer 
died in the home of his host of 
an apparent heart attack, officials 
at the University of Arizona said. 

Viennamin Chebotayev, 53, an 
atomic physicist, died in the 
home of Peter Franken, a 
University of Arizona optical 
sciences and physics professor. 

"He seemed in good health," 
Franken told the Arizona Daily 
Wildcat. "He was a super guy, a 
super scientist." 

Chebotayev, who was doing 
research at Yale University, was 
being considered for a post at the 
University of Arizona. 

"I'm very sorry that his new 
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Richard Powell. 

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RR park supporters stalled 

Supporters of a controversial 
railroad park worked behind the 
scenes in Washington Tuesday to 
secure 14 million dollars to 
complete its construction. 

Meanwhile, a sister bill that 
would formally authorize the 
federal park in Scranton 
unexpectedly stalled in a senate 
committee. That bill would also 
set strict guidelines for the park's 
development and operation. 

The funds are being sought for 
exhibit buildings, a main 
entrance road and a parking lot 
at the Steamtown National 
Historic Site, where a collection 
of vintage steam trains and 
equipment is already on display. 

The partly-completed park has 
figured prominently in the 
debate over congressional pork- 
barrel spending and the changing 
role of the U.S. Park Service. 

Some critics say Steamtown 
and other parks outside the 
service's traditional mission 
drain funds from Yellowstone, 
Yosemite, and other wilderness 
preserves. 



Bush still wants debates 

The Bush campaign said it still 
wants two presidential debates, 
but with a panel of reporters 
rather than the single moderator 
suggested by the bipartisan 
presidential debate commission. 

In a letter to the commission, 
Bush campaign chairman Robert 
Teeter reiterated the campaign's 
readiness to talk with the Clinton 
campaign about the debates. 

The commission's latest 
proposal calls for the first 
presidential debate to be 
September 29 in Louisville. 

Judge upholds 
abortion ruling 

A federal appeals court in New 
Orleans has upheld a judge's 
order blocking Louisiana's anti- 
abortion law, one of the most 
stringent in the nation. 

The 1991 law provides for 
prison sentences of up to ten 
years for doctors who perform 
abortions. It prohibits abortion 
except to save the life of the 
mother and in certain 
circumstances of rape and incest. 

The U.S. supreme court upheld 
Pennsylvania's abortion 

restrictions in June. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by public safety for the week of Sept. 13 through Sept. 18, 1992. 

A non-student was cited for defiant trespass, prowling and loitering 
at night on September 14. This individual was instructed to depart 
campus and not return; however, the person returned and was seen by 
public safety. The person was lodged in the Clarion County jail. 

On September 14, a pizza was stolen from the Fox Pizza truck, 
parked outside Nair Hall. The driver was inside making a delivery. 
An investigation is pending. 

A hit and run vehicle accident was reported in parking lot "F on 
September 15. An investigation is pending. 

At approximately 6:00 p.m. on September 17, two individuals were 
cited by public safety for attempted theft while trying to remove two 
45 pound weights and a curl bar from the stadium. An investigation is 
pending. 

On September 17, a student was asked for identification by public 
safety after he was observed urinating on the sidewalk, but fled the 
scene on foot. The student was later located and was given the blood 
alcohol test, which registered .09. The case is under investigation. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other 
rimes, please contact PubMc Safety at 226-2111. 






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(3:00) Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced 



(300) Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. 



Movie: **V2 "Johnny Be Good" (1988, Comedy) 
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(3:00) Movie: IMovie: •**% "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner" (\%1) 



Tennis: Davis Cup -- Sweden vs. USA 



Double T. |Ten of Us [2 Dads 



IB. Buddies 



Movie: **'/; "Police Story: Cop Killers "(1988) Ken Olin. 



Movie: *•• "LA. Story" (1991) Steve Martin. PG-13' 



Nick Newt ]Get Picture 



China Beach 'Nightfall 



Freshmen |5alute 



LA Law 



NBC News 



News 



Hee Haw Silver 



iCappelli 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



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Movie: **** "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) Mark Hamill. PG' 



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Movie: *** "Pct/c"(1956, Drama) William Holden. 



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Movie: **Vt "I Come in Peace" (1990) 'R' 



Movie: *• "Child's Play 2" (1990) 'R' g 



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Movie: *•'/? "Bare Essence (WW, Drama) Gente Francis, Linda Evans, Bruce Boxlettner 



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Ufestylet-Rich 



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Movie: *** "Diner" (1982, Comedy) R 



Baseball I Sporttcenter |Auto Racing 



Movie: * "Bikini Summer" (1991) 



Movie: •** "Only the Lonely" (1991) John Candy, g | "Dead On: Relentless II 



Jokers 



You Afraid? 



Movie: ***• "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) PG 



A. Hitchcock 



Confessions 



A. Hitchcock 



Hidden 



M.T. Moore I Dragnet 



LA. Law 



"Retrn-Jedi" 



A. Hitchcock 



Ullman 



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Senior PGA Golf: Nationwide Championship. (Live) 



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Movie: •** "Days of Thunder" (1990) Tom Cruise, o 



News | ABC News 



NFL Football: Pittsburgh Stealers at Green Bay Packers. From Lambeau Field. (Live) 



NFL Football 



NFL Football 



Gimme B. 



Emergency 



To Be Announced 



Love Con. IFreetand 



Movie: **ft "The Morning After" (1986) Jane Fonda. 



Design. W. 



CBS Newt 



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Newtg 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



NFL FootbaH: Pittsburgh Stealers at Green Bay Packers. From Lambeau Field. (Live) 



(2:30) Movie 



Auto Racing 



Swamp 



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Movie: ***Vi "Splendor in the Grass" (1 961 , Drama) I Movie: ***% 



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Secret Ser. 



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(3:00) Movie: "Not Without" 



Movie: "Killer Klowns From Outer Space' 



Cent on TV 



Disease 



Get Picture 



Endocrin. 



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NFLPrimetime 



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Movie: •**'/; "Return of the Jedi" (1983) Mark Hamill 



Movie: **% "Taps" (1981, Drama) Timothy Hutton. PG 



Wild Side 



Medical 



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Double Dare 



Medical 



G.U.T.S. 



NSAIDS 



Baseball Tonight 



10:00 



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Movie: »*Vi; "King Ralph" (1991) John Goodman, p 



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Perspective 



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Movie: "Tough Guys Don't Dance" (1987) 



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Movie: *** "pick Tracy" (1990) Warren Beatty. PG' g 



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MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 28. 1992 



Cardiology 



Van Dyke 



Medicine 



Lucy Show 



OB-Gyn. 



Hi, I'm Home 



Family 



Movie: "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly 



MX Moore 



Physicians 



Dragnet 



Family 



A. Hitchcock 



Paid Prog. 



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Cur. Affair [Edition 



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Movie: ***V; "California Suite" (1978, Comedy) Maggie Smith. PG' 



Global Supercard Wrestling 



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Movie: •** "Dusty "(1982) Bill Kerr. NR' 



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Movie: *** 



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7:30 



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8:00 



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Movie: *•*% "Presumed Innocent" (1990, Drama) R' g 



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Froth Prince 



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Movie: •* "Double Impact" (1991) R' g 



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Movkt: "Fergie and Andrew: Behind the Palace Doors" p 



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Catwalk (Series Premiere) (In Stereo) 



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Movie: ***'/2 "Hello. Dotty! "(1969, Musical) Barbra Streisand. G" 



Up Close 



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Sportscenter [Schaap Talk 



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Movie: •*** "Red River" (1948, Western) John Wayne, g 



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Movie: ••'/; "Big Business 



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Muppets | Muppets 



China Beach "Souvenirs ' 



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Movie: "Fergie and Andrew: Behind the Palace Doors" a 



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Auto Racing: FIA Formula One - Portuguese Grand Prix. 



Movie: *V? "Deadly Bet" (1991) R 



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Nightmare" 



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Movie: *• "Steel and Lace "(1990) 'R' 



Dragnet 



TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 29, 1992 



Movie: ** "Christine Cromwell: In Vino Veritas' \1990) 



(1991) 



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Movie: ** "Mirror, Mirror' 



Green Acres I Mister Ed 



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(230) Movie: "Magnif. 7" 



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Movie: ** "Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo" (1964) PG 



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Movie: * "Scavengers' (1988) PG-13 



Top Kid (R) 



Yogi Bear I Arcade 



"RedBalln" 



*Vi "I Love N. Y. " (1987) Scott Baio. 



Hey Dude (R) 



Running [Up Close 



MacGyver "The Prodigal" 



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Golden Girls 



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Movie: "Child of Rage " (1992, Drama) Mel Harris, g 



Major League Baseball: Pittsburgh Pirates at Chicago Cubs. From Wrigley Field. (Live) 



Movie: *•* "Escape From Alcatraz" (1979, Adventure) I Hunter "Fagin, 1986 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Movie: **Vz "FM "(1978) Michael Brandon. PG 



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Sportscenter I Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Movie: ** "The Bride'' (1985, Horror) Sting. PG-13 



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Movie: *»* "The Horse Soldiers " (1959) John Wayne, g 



Movie: ***+ "Casablanca" (1942) PG' p 



What You Do 



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Movie: ***'/; "Dead Ringers (1988) R' 



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Movie: *• "Masters of Menace" (1990) Catherine Bach. 



Movie: ••• "Mermaids" (1990, Comedy) Cher. PG-13' 



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WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 30, 1992 



Movie: **Vz "Tfte Mosouito Coast" (1986, Drama) Harrison Forfl 



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Movie: **V; "Anna to the Infinite Power" (1983) NR' 



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The Clarion Call - 9-24-92- Page 11 




TV 5 heats up with " Faces of Desire" 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



Last semester, not only were 
people buzzing about the new 
student center, but a new soap 
opera was to be filmed by 
students, starring students, for 
students. 

What happened? Did everyone 
disappear? Not quite. The soap 
opera, "Desire" had to overcome 
many facelifts (no pun intended). 
Besides many of the scenes that 
needed to be changed, the name 
did, too. Originally called 
"Desire," the soap was renamed 
"Faces of Desire" to avoid a law 
suit. According to executive 
producer John Zenone, "The 
show has been with me since the 
eighth grade, and two years ago 
a book and a movie came out 
with the same name and was 
copyrighted." 

This was very disappointing to 
the writers, also. Melissa 
Caraway comments, "I was 
unaware that such a common 
word could by 'bought'." 

The name wasn't the only 
thing that has changed. The 



scripts, five of which gave been 
turned in for TV-5's advisor Dr. 
Henry Fueg's approval, needed 
to be rewritten. Therefore, 
during that delay, senior actors 
graduated in the spring, and new 
actors had to be cast. 

Finally, the soap is underway. 
Filming began last week with a 
"teaser", which is to be aired 
soon. The first show will be an 
hour, with half-hour shows 
airing twice a week, thereafter. 

The soap takes place in 
fictitious Ridgecrest, New York, 
and centers around three 
families. The storylines deal 
with real-life situations such as 
interracial relationships, eating 
disorders, AIDS and the HIV 
virus, and the popular soap opera 
love triangles, young love, and 
all the pleasantries and trouble 
that accompany them. 

All of the producers, writers, 
cast and crew are anxious and 
ready to film this season's 
episodes. So warm up the 
television set, Clarion, because 
"Faces of Desire" will definitely 
melt the cold. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
This is just a small portion of the cast that will appear on the new soap opera airing on 
TV5. The show is titled "Faces of Desire," and should be heating up this semester. 



Getting the most out of rush 




by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



Ray Henderson/Clarion 
A lot of people put many hours of work into making the 
rush experience a fun and exciting time tor the rushees. 



Call 



Rush week. The week when 
all Greeks fight for attention in 
order to prove what makes them 
different and even better than 
their competition. 

To some Gosh Darn 
Independants (G.D.I.'s), this 
week of posters, banners, and 
letter-wearing seems pushy and 
petty; but, to Greeks, rush week 
is the most important time of the 
semester. 

If you're interested in "going 
Greek," now is the best time. 
Many sororities and fraternities 
graduated several members last 
spring. Therefore, there are 
many openings available to 
rushees. 

Although rush week is almost 
over, Countinous Open Bidding 
(COB) System, will be in effect 
throughout the semester. So, if 
you feel you've missed your 



change, don't worry. Sororities 
and fraternities have the option 
to hold open bid parties anytime 
this fall. 

Although Greek organizations 
try their best to influence 
potential rushees, it is hard to 
reach everyone. If, by chance, 
you're interested in a particular 
organization, feel free to ask a 
member. They're as interested 
in you as you are in them. 

The best way to go through 
rush is to see as many fraternities 
or sororities that you can before 
you actually decide which is 
right for you. 

Regardless of which 
organization you may be 
interested in, be reminded that 
the Greek system is not just the 
big party it's cracked up to be. 
Service projects, fundraising for 
philanthropies, community 
service and good academic 
standing are requirements for 



many Greek organizations. 

So, if you're interested in 
helping the community, 
maintaining good grades and 
building everlasting friendships, 
keep your eyes and ears open for 
open bid parties this Fall and 
rush in the Spring. It just may be 
one of the best decisions of your 
college career. 

The greek life on campus is 
very strong with approximately 
nine fraternities, amounting to 
over 300 active members. There 
are also nine recognized 
sororities on campus with a total 
of 450 active sisters. 

The fraternities and sororities 
at Clarion are all connected by 
the interfraternity and 
panhellenic councils. These two 
groups are comprised of 
members of each greek 
organization and act as the 
governing body, making the 
rules for all greeks. 



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CABS is staying 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



CABS is back, at least for one 
more week. After being canceled 
last week, the annual Saturday 
night dances will resume on 
September 26. 

CABS was canceled last 
Saturday after complaints of 
mistreatment of the Gemmell 
Student Center during and after 
the first dance, held on 
September 12. 

These complaints ranged from 
cigarette butts on the floor to the 
destruction of restroom stalls. 
Cleanup from the dance was 
extensive, with the janitors 
spending one hour on cleaning 
the stage alone. Fortunately, the 
University Activities Executive 
Board, who made the decision to 
cancel last week's dance, also 
decided to bring CABS back 
with a new format 

In addition to the changes 
made at the beginning of the 
year, which included a fifty-cent 
entrance fee and hand stamping 
at the door, several new 
measures have been added to 
protect Gemmell Student Center. 
The most significant change is 
the time of CABS. The dances, 
starting this Saturday, will be 
held from 9:00 to 12:00. The 
doors will be locked after 11:30 
in order to discourage students 
from entering intoxicated. 

Also, there will be more 
bouncers to handle the crowd. 
At the last CABS dance, there 
were only four bouncers to 
approximately 600 students. 
Lighting will also be increased 



These changes were decided 
upon after taking suggestions 
from DJ's and bouncers who 
have had prior experience with 
activities similar to CABS. 

If this week's dance is a 
success, the new format will be 
used in future dances. But if the 
changes the Board designed do 
not make a difference in the 
behavior of the students, CABS 
will be gone for good. "CABS is 
a privilege," said one Board 
member. 

Dave Tomeo, Director of 
Gemmell Student Center, at this 
weeks Executive meeting about 
what effect the change in time 
could have on CABS, said, "The 
people who want to come and 
dance, will." 

Amy Donahue, who is the 
chairperson of the Union 
Activities committee in charge 
of CABS, would like to see the 
dance continue. "I'd like to see 
CABS work and continue, but it 
really depends on the way the 
students act" 

Ms. Donahue would also like 
to remind students of a few 
guidelines in order to make 
CABS a success. These are no 
smoking, no snuff or chewing 
gum on the floor and respect for 
everyone that is attending the 
dance. 

When all is said and done, 
Clarion students will decide the 
fate of CABS. That decision 
will be made on September 26, 
when the doors of CABS open 
for what could be the last dance. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs Sept. 24 

-Registration for Yearbook 
pictures (277 Gemmell) 

- ISAAN Conference (250/252 
Gem) 

-Nancy Day Concert (Chap) 
8p.m. sponsored by STAR 



Sun Sept. 27 



-Koinonia Fall Retreat ends 



-Tennis vs. Shippensburg 1 p.m. 



Wed Sept. 30 

-College Fair (Gem M-P) 
7 a.m.-9 p.m. 

-Yearbook pictures talen today 
(262 Gem) 



Fri Sept 25 

-Registration for Yearbook 
pictures (277 Gem) 

-ISAAN Conference (250/252 
Gem) 

Koinonia Fall Retreat begins 



Mon Sept. 28 

-Rosh Hashanah 

-Yearbook pictures taken today 
(262 Gem) 

-Student Senate mtg. (248 Gem) 
7p.m. 



Thur Oct 1 

-Yearbook pictures talen today 
(262 Gem) 

-Tennis vs. IUP 3 p.m. 



Sat Sept. 26 

-Sexual Assault Awareness 
Weeks ends 

UAB CAB's Dance (Gem M-P) 
9-12 p.m. 



Tues Sept. 29 

-Yearbook pictures taken today 
(262 Gem) 

-Public Lecture: Emma Amos, 
artist (Chap) 7p.m. 

-UAB presents Superstar Studio 
(Gem) 1 p.m. 



Fri Oct 2 

•Yearbook pictures taken today 
(262 Gem) 

-Credit/No ffecord ends 4 pirn. 

-Clarion Internationl Association 
"Middle East,'* Culterat Program 
(Gem M-P) 7 p.m. 



for security reasons. 



Families enjoy busy weekend 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



This past weekend Clarion 
University students had the 
chance to participate in two 
event-filled days. The first of 
which, on Saturday, marked the 
14th Annual Family Day. 
Families of Clarion University 
students took over the campus 
for a day and had a chance to 
see, in most cases, where their 
money goes. 

The day started off with coffee 
and donuts in Gemmell for those 
who made the trip up. Tours 
went on throughout the day in 
various buildings on campus 
including: Gemmell, Carlson 
Library, WCUC-FM, Channel 5 
and the micro-computer lab. 

At 11:00 a.m., the dedication 



of the newly constructed 
Gemmell Student Center took 
place, complete with speeches 
and ribbon cutting. The 
unveiling of the commemorative 
wall which was comprised of 
people who donated to the 
construction also took place. 

Shortly after the ribbon 
cutting, at noon, was the pre- 
game picnic at the stadium. The 
picnic has been a tradition since 
1986, and plays a big part in 
Family Day activities. When 
finished eating, families and 
friends of CUP watched the 
home opener football game 
against New Haven. . . and what 
a game they saw. Clarion was 
edged out at the last second 48- 
47(story on pg 19-20). 
Following the game was the 



Golden Eagle Band Review at 
the stadium. 

On Sunday, Clarion had its 
annual activities day outside of 
Gemmell to bring UAB week to 
an end. It included everything 
from a button factory and 
caricature artists to a mini- 
concert outside of Gemmell. 
Also on hand was every 



organization this campus has to 
offer. They had tables set up and 
were there to answer any 
questions a student possibly 
might have. 

Sunday was also "Meet the 
Greeks" outside Gemmell. It was 
a chance for every fraternity and 
sorority to show stuedents what 
they have to offer. 



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-Joseph J. Kim, a physician on 
the staff of the University 
Hospital in Columbia, Missouri, 
was charged in May with sexual 
assault against at least two 
female patients whom he told he 
was "preparing for surgery." He 
told one that, to prepare her to 
breathe properly during the 
operation, he would have to 
blindfold her and insert four 
objects down her throat. The 
third object allegedly was his 
penis. 

-USA Today reported in July 
that doctors in China performed 
a direct internal sex organ swap 
between a man and a woman, 
who were strangers to each 

Movie Review 



other. The surgeons constructed 
all external sex organs, but 
further operation is necessary to 
complete the job, and neither 
will be able to have kids. 

-New Zealand scientists, 
studying tooth decay, built a 20- 
inch glass mouth to observe how 
plaque grows when fed saliva 
and sugar, but later reported a 
drawback in the experiment: 
massive halitosis. 

-Two Czechoslovakian 
scientists, writing in the August 
Journal of Addiction, reported on 
three patients addicted to carrots. 
The three had eaten so many 
carrots that their skins turned 
orange, and when they were 
deprived of carrots, they 
experienced withdrawal 



symptoms. 

-Polish photojournalist Czarek 
Sokolowski, proclaiming his joy 
at the opening of the first 
McDonald's restaurant in 
Warsaw in June: "I've been 
waiting for this day for 35 years. 
This is what we were fighting 
for." 

-Dexter Manley, who retired 
from the National Football 
League in December after failing 
his fourth drug test and who now 
plays in Canada, told reporters in 
July that he talks to Mackenzie 
King, the deceased Canadian 
prime minister. "I'm sincere. 
Whether people believe me or 
not, my vision is real to me. I 
tell you, I talked to (King). We 



talked about thunder and 
lightning." 

-Sam F. Stewart, 17, was 
arrested for burglary in Waskom, 
Texas, in April, after he had 
broken into a van housed in a 
residential garage and then 
inadvertently activated the 
electric locks while trying to 
start the car. As he hit various 
controls in an attempt to get out 
of the car, he awoke the owners. 
Stewart was still trapped inside 
the car when police arrived. 

-The San Francisco Chronicle 
reported in June that the U.S. 
Environmental Protection 
Agency's executive fleet of cars 
averages only 6.2 miles per 
gallon, less that one-fourth the 
federally mandated average of 
27.5. 

-In Noblcsville, Indiana, Judge 
William Hughes agreed to move 
his courtroom one night in June 
to a van outside the Deer Creek 
Music Center so that the 
expected rowdy fans arriving for 
the Grateful Dead concert could 
be processed immediately upon 



their arrest for drug possession 
and other crimes, rather than 
having to wait overnight. "It's 
almost a courtesy to them," said 
the judge. 

-Kenny Shells, 31, was jailed 
in April in Memphis when he 
failed to complete his sentence. 
Judge Joe B. Brown had 
suspended Shells' 90-day jail 
time provided he would write "I 
will never again write or issue 
any bad checks" 100,000 times. 
Shells, citing a heavy work load 
and his wife's recent surgery, fell 
98,000 short and was thrown in 
the slammer. 

-Dietrick Mitchell, 16, was 
charged with the vehicular 
murder of pedestrian Daniel 
Goetsch, 16, near Aurora, 
Colorado, last October. 
According to a passenger in 
Mitchell's car, Mitchell had 
aimed for Goetsch, whom he did 
not know, on the street and 
announced "three points" for 
hitting him. 

(C) 1992 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Coming soon to a theater near you 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



No, that's not CBS you're 
watching on the silver screen, 
but the latest from the film 
industry. Both CBS and the film 
industry have been producing 
entertainment targeting older 
audiences. Since the recent 
success of such films as Fried 
Green Tomato's and the 
Unforgiven, many movie 
companies are making films to 
entertain the more mature movie 
goer. 

Starting this weekend is the 
directorial debut of Billy Crystal 
"Mr. Saturday Night," about a 
struggling comedian. An 
independant release by director 
Hal Hartley, "Simple Men," will 



also be new this weekend. The 
next weekend brings out the big 
stars. Andy Garcia and Dustin 
Hoffman decide who's the real 
brave man in "Hero," Al Pacino 
and Jack Lemmon star in David 
Mant's "Glendarry Glen Ross." 
Tom Selleck shaves his lip and 
circles the bases in Japan in "Mr. 
Baseball." 

Later in October, "Christopher 
Columbus-The Discovery," 
starring Gerard Depardicu and 
Sigourney Weaver will help to 
draw better response about the 
explorer than the previous 
"1492," released last month. It's 
the clash of the Kevin's .when 
Kevin Kline and Kevin Spacey 
star in "Consenting Mults" 
where there is some wive- 
swapping afoot. 



Also due out in October is a 
film from the two big stars of 
"Cape Fear," Robert DeNiro and 
Jessica Lange. They're in for 
another remake, this time the 
1950 melodrama "Night and the 
City." And if it's violence you 
like Harvey Keitel and Tim Roth 
star in "Reservoir Dogs," which 
will probably have to be edited 
because of a pending NC-17 
rating for extreme violence. 

Sometimes movies adapted 
from books sink like a Lead 
Zepplin, but these could be 
exceptions; Daniel-Day Lewis 
stars in James Fenimer Cooper's 
"The Last of the Mohicans." 
Other successful movies made 
from books are "Rich in Love" 
from Josephine Humphrey's 
novel, "The Lover," adapted 



from Marguerite Dura's story 
and also John Steinbeck's classic 
"Of Mice and Men." 

November promises some big 
releases. Francis Ford Coppola 
who last directed "Godfather III" 
comes out with the long awaited 
"Bram Stoker's Dracula," also 
from the novel which stars 
Winona Ryder and Keanu 
Reeves. Spike Lee finally shows 
us what all the X's are about 
when his over-budget "Malcom 
X 1 ' hits theaters on November 
20. But if you're looking for the 
feel-good hit of the fall, 
checkout "Alive" which tells of 
the soccer team stranded in the 
Andes and had to resort to 
cannibalism for nourishment. 

If your too young for these 



"serious" features, don' t worry. 
Such detours include the lame 
"Home Alone II: Lost in New 
York," with the annoying 
Macauley Culkin. Emilio 
Estevez coaches a children's 
hockey team in "The Mighty 
Ducks." 

If your money is burning a 
hole in your entertainment 
pocket and you can't wait until 
the fall, the best movies out right 
now are Woody Allen's 
"Humbands and Wives" and the 
story of a Jewish football boy, 
"School Ties." Check them out. 
What's showing in Clarion: 
Garby:Unforgiven- Rated R 
Single White Female- Rated R 
Orphium:Housesitter- Rated PG 
Batman Returns- Rated PG 13 



Marching Band welcomes 
back alumni to perform 



Dan Parrish 
Features Fditor 



This Saturday Clarion 
University marching band 
Alumni will get the chance to 
perform once again at the 
Clarion-Westminster football 
game. 

It's the 18th annual Alumni 
Day hosted by the marching 



band. Some 25 musicians will 
be welcomed back to perform 
with the band under the direction 
of Susan Creasap and Dr. 
Lawrence Wells during the 
halftime show. The day will also 
include a morning rehearsal and 
a post-game social gathering. 

The show at Saturday's 
football game will include the 



theme from the movie Robin 
Hood - Prince of Thcives 
followed by two selections from 
Beauty and the Beast. 

Future endevors for the band 
include the Autumn Leaf 
Festival parade on October 17 
and the annual marching band 
revue concert on Saturday, 
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by Ijarry McEwen 
Features Writer 



Clarion University's version of 
Lollapalooza took place last 
Sunday as the UAB sponsored 
Activities Day outside of the 
Gemmell Student Center. 

Activities Day is a chance for 
campus organizations to 
showcase what they do and what 
they are about. 

A wide array of organizations 
turned out to try to recruit new 
members and imform students 
about the opportunities here at 
Clarion. 

The organizations ranged from 
academic clubs like the Biology 
club and Accounting club to 
social organizations including 
many of Clarion's fraternities 
and sororities. 

Other attractions at Activities 
Day were the Amazing Button 
Factory and the Caricature 
Booth. The Amazing Button 
Factory took pictures of students 
and then transferred them onto 
buttons. The Caricature Booth 
offered students the chance to 
have a caricature of themselves 
done for free. 

The main attraction was the 
Activities Day Concert 
sponsored and organized by the 
UAB Concert Committee. Four 



bands played throughout the day 
and the hillside outside of 
Gemmell was filled for most of 
the afternoon. 

First up was Inside Out, a band 
from Johnstown, Pennsylvania 
that played straight forward 
rock-n-roll. The group had just 
finished up a summer tour and is 
preparing to shoot their first 
video for the song "Just One 
Touch". 

Band members included: Ron 
Galucci on bass, Tim Frick on 
guitars, Jason Riek on vocals, 
Ben Frick on drums and Dave 
Cost on guitars. 

Next up was Whiskey High, a 
hard rock band that hails from 
Pittsburgh. They are currently 
working on a new album that is 
due out sometime in the fall. 
Their hard driving music had the 
audience on their feet 

Members of Whiskey High 
include Mike Palone on guitar, 
Rich Palone on drums, Scott 
Boyd on vocals, and Mike Ekis 
on bass. 

Ask A Stranger was the third 
band to play and had the biggest 
following of any of the bands. 
Their progressive power rock 
was a fitting compliment to the 
day and many fans were on hand 
to take in the show. 



The band's second album is 
due out in the spring of 1993 and 
they are preparing to shoot a 
video. They are also enjoying 
extensive airplay on fifteen 
regional radio stations in the 
western Pennsylvania area. 

Members include: Dave Hawk 
on keyboards and vocals, Jeff 
Powell on vocals, Kurt 
Grotenhauler on bass, Dave 
Buzzard on guitars, Willy Bauer 
on drums and Michele 
McElhinny and Julie Findlan on 
backing vocals. 

The last band to play was 
Another True Story (ATS). This 
was definitely the most 
interesting band of the day. 
Described as a post industrial, 
urban rock/cow funk fusion 
band, the three members cranked 
out a number of weird yet 
intelligent songs. 

Unfortunately, because of the 
late start time, most of the crowd 
had already left but those who 
didn't were treated to something 
special. 

ATS was definitely the 
highlight of the afternoon and 
the band was not phased at all by 
the lack of spectators. Band 
members included: Mike 
Marcinko on bass, Kip Ruefle on 
drums and Evan Knauer on 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
The last band to play on the day was Another True Story. 
They played their brand of post Industrial, urban rock/cow 
funk fusion music. 



vocals and guitar. 

Sharon Illeg, Concert 
Committee Chairperson, was 
pleased with the results of the 
show. "Everything went very 
smoothly, the bands were great 
to work with and the committee 
did a great job in putting the 



concert together," said Illeg. 

Also on hand on Activities 
Day was WQED. They were 
shooting a promotional video for 
the University, getting shots of 
the campus and talking to 
students about the university. 



JAB Concert uommiwee. rum 

Charity walk planned in Clarion 

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by Drew Richards 
Features Writer 



On October 4, United Campus 
Ministry and Habitat for 
Humanity International will 
sponsor a four mile fundraiser. 



"Take a hike for Habitat," is to 
benefit Habitat for Humantiy. In 
case you didn't know, Habitat for 
Humanity is an ecumenical, 
grass roots Christian ministry 
with the goal of eliminating 



poverty housing, using as much over to Gemmell Center and find 

volunteer labor and donated United Campus Ministry (266 

materials as possible. It was Gemmell) pick up a pledge 

founded by Reverend Millard sheet, and order a fine quality T- 

Full er> shirt. You can also call (814)226- 

If you'd like to walk around 2711 to do these aforementioned 

town to support a fine cause, get things. Four miles isn't far to go 



to tielp the needy. The goal of 
this walk is to make some money 
to put towards renovating some 
of the less fortunate homes in 
Clarion County. 



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Kris Milner 
Lori Nelson 
Kelli Smith 
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by Tricia Egry 
Features Writer 



From the Ashanti Tribe in the 
Ghana of West Africa, students 
taking African Traditions in Art 
with Professor Cathy Joslyn are 
gaining a new and uniaue_j>ense_ 



of design. 

These new creations brought 
with them, a new face to the 
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The African Casting Technique 
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Golden Eagle football team loses a 
heartbreaker to New Haven, 48-47 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Writer 



To steal a phrase from 
Pittsburgh Penguins announcer 
Mike Lange, "If you missed this 
one, shame on you for six 
weeks." 

The Clarion Golden Eagles and 
the New Haven Chargers staged 
a back and forth offensive 
bonanza that produced 94 points, 
999 total yards and could not be 
decided until the final minute of 
play. 

This game, which resembled a 
UNLV-Loyola Marymount 
college basketball tilt more than 
a football game, was ultimately 
decided by a two-point 
conversion attempt with 39 
seconds to play. Clarion had 
driven eighty yards in under five 
minutes concluding in a 
touchdown pass from Tim Myers 
to Jay Tonini from six yards 
away; Down by one, the 
Clarion coaching staff made the 
decision to go for the win instead 
of settling on the tying extra 
point. 

With two Chargers' lineman in 
his face, Myers lofted a pass 
towards the left corner of the end 



zone. As the ball softly glided 
over the out-stretched arms of 
tight end Tim Brown, every 
Clarion fan let out a moan of 
distress while New Haven 
breathed a sigh of relief and 
survived 48-47. 

From the outset, fans could see 
they were in for a treat. Clarion 
received the opening kickoff and 
drove the ball down to the New 
Haven 43 yard line before they 
were forced to punt it away. But 
Tim Myers' kick deflected off of 
an unsuspecting Charger player, 
and Brad Kline quickly pounced 
on Clarion's good fortune at the 
20. Damien Henry took over 
from there. One reception and 
three carries later Henry had 
reached paydirt, and Clarion had 
drawn first blood, 7-0. 

New Haven's first drive 
sputtered after three plays, and a 
Marlon Worthy's 24 yard punt 
return placed Clarion in 
excellent position for a second 
score. Unfortunately, that would 
be the last time New Haven 
would punt. Henry and Tonini 
marched the ball to the Chargers' 
20 and a pass interference call 
brought it fifteen yards closer. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Damien Henry collected 145 yards on the ground vs. NHU 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Back-up quarterback Chris Zak is shown here scrambling for yardage, with Jay Tonini to 
his right. Zak left the game on a stretcher in the 4th quarter of Saturday's contest. 

From there, Myers found Ryan but Roger Graham scampered 26 school opened an eight point 



Alleman for the score and the 
Eagles had ideas of a blowout. 

A missed extra point kept the 
score at 13-0 when New Haven 
began to show its offensive 
prowess. On third down and 14 
from their own 40, quarterback 
Ken Suhl seemed to have no 
place to go as the Clarion pass 
rush forced him within inches of 
the sideline. Somehow, the 
New Haven signal caller located 
John Raba and sixty yards later it 
was 13-7. 

After a Clarion fumble had 
given New Haven the ball back, 
the Chargers embarked on a 14 
play, 68 yard drive captivating in 
a ten yard touchdown jaunt by 
Roger Graham. Clarion's Carlos 
Warner rejected the extra point 
and the game was tied at 13 all. 

Fullback Jay Tonini took over 
on the next Clarion possession. 
Tonini plowed over 31 yards 
worth of Charger carcass, but the 
drive stalled at the New Haven 
fourteen, and the Eagles settled 
on a 31 yard field goal from Paul 
Cramer. Eagles 16, Chargers 13. 

Another Cramer field goal 
gave Clarion a six point spread, 



yards around the left end, and 
with the point after, New Haven 
had claimed their first lead of the 
game 20-19. It was short-lived. 

On the first play from 
scrimmage after the kickoff, 
Myers looked short, looked 
medium, and went deep for 
Marlon Worthy. Worthy sprinted 
past two defenders and hauled 
in a perfect Myers throw for a 
gorgeous 67 yard touchdown. 
Fourteen seconds after New 
Haven had taken the lead, 
Clarion reclaimed it, 26-20. 

New Haven still had four 
minutes to work with before the 
half. It only took them three. 
Eight plays, 67 yards, and a one 
yard plunge by A.J. Livingston 
gave the Chargers a 27-26 lead 
going into the lovely halftime 
festivities. 

The offenses continued to 
cause nightmares for the stat 
keepers in the second half. New 
Haven received the kickoff to 
open the new half and 
immediately went to work. A 
41 yard pass from Suhl to Tony 
Ranoldo capped off an eight play 
drive, and the Connecticut 



cushion, 34-26. 

Myers started the second half 
by completing a dismal one out 
of seven passes for four yards 
and was lifted in favor of 
sophomore Chris Zak late in the 
third quarter. The team 
responded. On Zak's first play 
from scrimmage, Damien Henry 
blew through a gaping hole and 
soared 49 yards to the one yard 
line. Two plays later, Henry had 
his second score of the 
afternoon, and coupled with 
Zak's two point run, Clarion was 
even at 34, going into the final 
stanza. 

New Haven's next drive 
seemed to stall at the Clarion 17. 
On fourth and nine, the Chargers 
lined up for a go-ahead field 
goal. But Suhl, taking a page 
from Lucy in the Peanuts comic 
strip, took the snap and darted 
around right end for the first 
down. Graham scored on the 
next play, and New Haven led 
41-34. 



(Cost, on pg. 20) 



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Clarion football... 



(Cont. from page 19) 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Clarion University's "lethal leg", Paul Cramer, was put to good use on Saturday, but he 
had to sit it out during crunch time as Clarion went for the two-pointer that failed. 



Zak led Clarion right back on a 
10 play, 72 yard drive that was 
capped off by a 23 yard 
touchdown reception to Worthy, 
and the game was tied. 

But soon after, Graham scored 
his third TD of the day, and New 
Haven led 48-41. 

Five minutes and eleven 
seconds remained for Clarion to 
mount one last rebuttle. The 
Eagles began at their own 20, 
and Zak led them to the 39 
before he was laced with a 
punishing hit and had to be 
helped from the field. Myers re- 
entered and connected for 12 
yards to Jess Quinn, 18 more to 
Worthy, and finished it off by 
hitting Tonini to set up the 
dramatic ending. This will be a 
battle worth remembering. 

The Golden Eagles entertain 
the powerful Westminster Titans 
this Saturday at Memorial 
Stadium. The kickoff is set for 1 
p.m. 
The Titans represent the third 



straight nationally ranked team 
that the Golden Eagles have 
faced. Youngstown State was 
the 1991 NCAA Division I-AA 
National Champions, and New 
Haven was ranked 13th in 
Division II before last Saturday's 
war. 

Westminster enters the game 
with a 2-0 record. They are 
ranked sixth in NAIA Division 
II. 

Including Westminster, 
Clarion's first three opponents 
have a combined record of 8-0 
this season. Next weeks 
opponent, Edinboro, is also 
undefeated at 3-0 and has this 
week off to prepare for the blue 
and gold. 

Clarion will try to combat the 
Titans with an offense that is 
averaging 27 points a game, 
including 413 yards of total 
offense per game. 

The Golden Eagle "D" will try 
to regroup after facing two 
straight powerful offenses. 



X- Country team fares well at IUP 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The men's and women's cross 
country teams participated this 
past weekend at the IUP 
Invitational in Indiana, 
Pennsylvania. The men placed 
second out of five teams in the B 
Division with 238 points. The 
women placed second out of four 
B teams with 233 points. 

Leading the way for the men's 
team was Chris Singleton with a 



time of 29:16 for a 36th place 
finish. Bill Belfield finished 
43rd with a time of 29:42. Russ 
Briendel was 44th with a 29:46 
mark. Mike Bufalini was 57th 
and Eric Hackwelder was 58th. 
Chris Myers also finished for the 
Golden Eagles. 

Nicole Yahres led the way for 
the women with a time of 23:00, 
coming in 36th. Lynn Baluh ran 
the course in 23.49 to finish 
46th. Jennifer Calla finished 



Catch the Golden Eagles inaction: 



Thursday September 24 - Tennis at Lock Haven 
Friday September 25 - Volleyball at Seton Hill 
Saturday September 26 - Volleyball at Fairmont State 

Tourney 

Football vs. Westminster 

(Memorial Stadium, 1 p.m.) 
Sunday September 27 - Tennis vs. Shippensburg 

(Campbell courts, 1 p.m.) 
Monday September 28 - Golf at Mercyhurst 
Tuesday September 29 - Volleyball vs. Edinboro 

(Tippin, 7 p.m.) 
Wednesday September 30-Tennis vs. Edinboro 

(Campbell courts, 3 p.m.) 
Thursday October 1 - Tennis vs. IUP 

(Campbell courts, 3 p.m.) 
Friday October 2 - Volleyball at Slippery Rock 

Tournament 



three seconds behind Baluh. Jen 
Dansberger and Disa Ruiz 
finished 52nd and 57th, 
respectively. Other finishers for 
the Golden Eagles were Stacey 
Jacobson and Nicole Weaver. 

The men were at a 
disadvantage over the weekend 
due to the fact that they were 
without Chad Briggs, Matt 
Winger and Mark Kinch. Had 
the Eagles been at full strength, 
they may have fared much better. 

Other teams involved were 
Robert Morris, Ohio State, St. 
Vincent, Allegheny, Baldwin 
Wallace and Lock Haven. 

Head coach Ron Wiser said 
that the team is coming along 
and they are where they want to 
be. "The season is still very 
young," said Wiser. "If you push 
the runners too hard now, they 
can tire out, causing injuries." 

The 1992 cross country team is 
made up of young runners. "It's 



hard to make the transition from 
high school to collegiate 
athletics," said Wiser. "But the 
runners are enthusiastic and 
getting better as a team." 

The goal is for both teams to 
get to States, injury free. 

Coach Wiser's teams must be 
commended for their enthusiasm 
and hard work in their sport. 
They must also be congratulated 
for their work in the classroom! 
It needs to be said that, overall, 
the men's and women's teams 
combined for over a 3.0 g.p.a. 
last semester. 

"My cross country teams have 
combined to have a very good 
grade point average," said Wiser. 
"And before I took over, under 
Bill English, they did too." 

Coach Wiser also believes that 
there may be a correlation 
between high grades and success 
on the track. 

"I think so," said Wiser. "The 



discipline that these student 
athletes have in the classroom 
carries over to their running and 
vice versa. On road trips, for 
example, never once do I have to 
have a room check. I know that 
these kids are focused to run the 
meet." 

Thus far, Singleton has been 
the top runner for Clarion. He 
finished first among the Golden 
Eagles at the California 
Invitational and over the 
weekend at IUP. His time also 
improved by nearly a minute 
from the first to second meet 

Yahres has led the women so 
far, being the first Golden Eagle 
across the line the first two 
meets. 

The Golden Eagle runners are 
next scheduled at Grove City on 
October 3. 

They may travel to St. 
Bonaventure this weekend. 



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Golden Eagle tennis team downs St. Francis 



by Amy Roe 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
women's tennis team split two 
matches this weekend. The 
Golden Eagles were defeated on 
Saturday by the defending 
conference champs of California, 
Pa., 7-2, but rebounded on 
Sunday to dominate St. Francis, 
9-0. 

Clarion played a hotly 
contested match against PS AC 
rival California, Saturday, on the 
Campbell courts. Coach Terry 
Acker said that, heading into the 
match, the players may have 
been intimidated by the recent 
success of the Vulcans. This 
may have affected the Golden 
Eagles since they did not play as 
consistently as usual. 

Saturday's results yielded only 
one Clarion win in singles play. 
This came from the #6 position 
and freshman Melodi Dess. She 
defeated California's Arrigoni in 
two sets, 6-1, 6-2. 

All five of Clarion's remaining 
players fell to their Cal 
opponents. The Golden Eagles 
#1 singles player Shara 
Wolkomir was defeated in 
straight sets, 2-6, 1-6. Marianne 
Martin fell at the #3 position, 1- 
6, 1-6. Darcy Ingham fell at #3, 
4-6, 4-6. Roxanne Milton fell at 
#4, 1-6, 2-6. Jennifer Keil had a 
better afternoon but still dropped 



a hard-fought match in three 
sets, 4-6, 6-3, 3-6. 

In doubles play, Wolkomir and 
Ingham lost in straight sets, 5-7, 
4-6. Keil and Dess were 
defeated 6-3, 6-2. Martin and 
Milton added one bright spot in 
doubles action by defeating their 
Cal counterparts from the #3 
doubles position, 6-3, 6-2. 

Coach Acker said that the 
players felt better with 
themselves knowing that they 
played a high-grade team. 

The Golden Eagles took out 
Saturday's loss on a visiting St. 
Francis squad the following day. 
They defeated the Red Flash, 9- 
0, in a rout. 

"The team played with a lot 
more fire on Sunday," said 
Acker. "(They were) definitely 
more aggressive." 

Wolkomir led the way from the 
#1 position by destroying her 
opponent, 6-0, 6-0. Martin was 
victorious from the #2 position, 
6-3, 6-1. Ingham won from the 
#3 position, 6-1, 6-3. Milton 
won from the #4 position, 6-1 , 
6-1. Keil won from the #5 
position 6-1, 6-1. Dess made it 
a clean sweep, winning her 
second match of the weekend, 6- 
1,6-1. 

In doubles play, the #1 team of 
Wolkomir and Ingham won in 
straight sets, 6-2, 6-0. Keil and 
Dess won in two sets from the #2 



1992 Fall Intramurals 

(Intramurals office located in Tippin) 

Deadlines are approaching 
for the following sports: 

Due date: September 28 

Co-rec soccer 

Men's water basketball 

Due d ate; Septe mbe r 3 Q 
Men's volleyball 
women's volleyball 
Co-rec volleyball 

-Put rosters in roster box across the hall from Intramurals office. 



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1992 Golden Eagle tennis team: (from left to right) Shara Wolkomir, Melodi Dess, 
Marianne Martin, Roxanne Milton, Darcy Ingham, Jennifer Simonsen and Jennifer Keil. 



position, 6-1, 6-1. Martin and 
Milton ended the match with a 
bang, 6-0, 6-0, for CUP's second 
victory of the season. 

The 2-1 Golden Eagles will 
next be at Slippery Rock on 
Wednesday and at Lock Haven 
on Thursday for two PS AC 



match-ups. The women will be 
back home this Sunday when 
they host Shippensburg (at 1 
p.m. on the Campbell Courts). 

Early last season, the Golden 
Eagles faced the same stiff 
competition early in the season. 
They defeated both Slippery 



Rock and Lock Haven in late 
September of 1991 by 9-0 
counts. That was before 
Shippensburg handed CUP their 
first loss of the 1991 season and 
their first regular season loss in 
three seasons. Clarion will be 
looking to avenge the 8-1 defeat. 



Clarion golf team impressive 
at Hal Hanson Tournament 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University golf 
team played this past weekend in 
the Hal Hanson Memorial 
Tournament at Treasure Lake. 
The tournament was sponsored 
by Clarion University in memory 
of their former golf coach, Hal 
Hanson, who passed away three 
and a half years ago. The 
tournament consisted of ten 
teams and two different Golden 
Eagle squads, both placing in the 
top five. 

Indiana University of Pa. won 
the tournament with 313 points. 
Allegheny finished second with 
319. Slippery Rock finished 
third with 323 points. Clarion's 
first team finished fourth with 
329 points. Clarion's second 
team rounded out the top five 
with 337 points. 

Clarion University head golf 
coach Bob Carlson brought the 



second team to give them some 
more collegiate experience and 
they fared very well. 

The tournament was played on 
the silver course the first day and 
continued on the gold course the 
next day. Play was halted twice 
on day two , however, due to 
lightening. The tournament was 
eventually halted due to poor 
fairway conditions. The second 
days scores were thrown out and 
the tournament was decided by 
day one. 

"It was unfortunate because the 
teams really look forward to 
playing in this tournament," said 
Carlson. 

Individually, the Clarion 
linksters were impressive. 
Sophomore Don Turowski led 
the team with a score of 79. 
Ironically, Turowski started the 
tournament on the second team, 
but will be on the first team for 
the next tournament, according 
to Carlson. Also scoring well for 



Clarion was sophomore Chris 
BrociOus with an 81, while 
seniors Rich Grafton and Todd 
Corbeil both finished with and 
82. The rest of the Golden Eagle 
golfers finished in the 80's. 

Coach Carlson was pleased 
with his team's showing in the 
tournament. "We have a solid 
team, they'll just be a little slow 
on the week," said Carlson. 
"We'll improve as the year 
comes along and we'll be ready 
for the spring championships. 
That's were it really counts." 

Even though IUP, Slippery 
Rock and Allegheny put a lot of 
money into there program, 
Carlson feels that Clarion can 
still compete with the top 
schools and are, at least, the next 
best team. 

Clarion continues their season 
this weekend at the Arco 
Country Club. The tournament, 
sponsored by Slippery Rock, 
will have 20 teams competing. 



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Clarion volleyball team wins tourney, downs Rock 



by Mike Jewart 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University Golden 
Eagles volleyball team traveled 
to the East Stroudsburg tourney 
last weekend. The Clarion 
women went into the tournament 
with a 2-4 overall record, but 
when the smoke cleared, they 
were soaring at 6-4 and had a 
tournament championship under 
their belts. 

Clarion's first game of the 
tourney was against Kutztown. 
The ladies from Kutztown were 



no match for the Clarion women 
as the Golden Eagles swept them 
in three straight matches, 15-12, 
15-8 and 15-8. Leading the way 
for CUP was Wendy Ellenberger 
with 20 set assists. Tammi Bills 
contributed seven digs and 
freshman Bobbi Simpson 
chipped in with seven service 
aces and six kills. 

The Golden Eagles next victim 
was Long Island University. 
LIU gave Clarion a little 
competition but the Golden 
Eagles won again in three sets, 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Strong net play has keyed Clarion's winning streak. 



15-11, 15-3 and 15-3. Simpson 
was again the leader in kills with 
eight. Co-captains Ellenberger 
and Bills again led by example. 
Ellenberger added 26 more set 
assists and Bills had five digs. 
Freshman Jennifer Betters added 
four more digs. 

American International 
College was the next team to fall 
to the red-hot Golden Eagles. 
The high-powered Clarion attack 
easily overpowered AIC, 15-3, 
15-4 and 15-4. Suzanne Sheldon 
rose to the occasion with 10 
kills. Betters added seven more 
for Clarion. Ellenberger was her 
usual self, adding 20 assists. 
Bills and Meghan Kelly each 
contributed six digs to the team 
effort. Simpson, with her 
powerful serve, again led the 
team in service aces with five. 

With the victory over AIC, 
Clarion moved into the 
championship game against host 
East Stroudsburg. After CUP 
opened the first game, winning 
15-6, ESU rebounded to tie the 
match at one set apiece with a 
15-12 mark. The third game was 
a tight one but the Golden 
Eagles pulled it out, 15-13. In 
the third game, the women wore 
down East Stroudsburg with a 
15-7 win and the championship, 
3-1. Ellenberger led the way 
with an awesome 37 assists. 
Bills and Kelly were sweeping 
up the floor again with 29 and 20 
digs, respectively. Simpson once 
again acted as "Super Frosh" 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Wendy Ellenberger had 37 assists in a game last weekend. 



with 14 kills and teammate 
Nicole Flambard added 12 of her 
own missies. Simpson was 
awarded "PSAC-West Co-Player 
of the Week" for her weekend 
heroics. 

The Golden Eagles continued 
their hot streak last Tuesday 
night at Tippin by defeating 
PS AC rival Slippery Rock, 3-1. 

Clarion beat the Rock soundly 
in game one, 15-7, only to have 
Slippery Rock fight back to 
make things even, 11-15. 
Clarion took the third game 15- 
11. In the fourth, with Clarion 



up 14-9, the Rock battled back to 
tie the game at 14 apiece. The 
Golden Eagles put them away 
scoring the last two for a 16-14 
nail biter. 

Simpson continued to 
dominate at the net with 17 kills. 
She also had four service aces. 
Bills secured the defense with 28 
digs. Ellenberger added 18 more 
along with three service aces. 

The women (7-4 overall and 2- 
2 in the PSAC-West conference) 
will play Seton Hill on Friday 
and then travel to the Fairmont 
State Tournament on Saturday. 



Wrestling coaches clinic set for November 12-14 



The Clarion University "Eagle 
Wrestling School for Coaches", 
which will feature its 26th 
edition in November, has an 
impressive list of instructors for 
the three-day event. 

Scheduled at Clarion's W.S. 
Tippin Gym from Thursday, 
November 12 through Saturday, 
November 14, the theme of the 
1992 clinic is "Pin to Win." 
Following that theme, former 
Clarion great Wade Schalles and 
former Syracuse wrestler Gene 
Mills headline a coaching staff 
that is designed to wet the 
appetite of all coaches who 
attend. 

Three plans are available to 
coaches who wish to attend the 
clinic. Plan A, which costs 
$130, includes all 15 hours of 
instruction at the clinic, two 
nights lodging and five meals. 
Plan B costs $106 and provides 
12 hours of instruction (Friday 
and Saturday), one night lodging 



and three meals. Plan C is a 
commuter plan which includes 
the clinic instruction and three 
meals for $65. 

Along with Schalles and Mills, 
Bald Eagle Area High School 
coach Richard Rhoades, 
Lakewood St. Edward High 
strength coach Joe Terebienec, 
former Clarion wrestlers Kurt 
Angle and Erik Burnett plus 
Davis make up the 1992 clinic 
staff. 

Schalles, attended Clarion 
from 1970-74 and shattered 
NCAA and Clarion University 
records. He amassed an 
unbelievable career record of 
153-5-1 and an NCAA record of 
106 pins. Schalles was four-time 
NCAA National Champion 
(twice Division I). He went on 
to collect career totals of 821 
wins and 530 pins, both listed in 
the Guiness Book of World 
Records. He was inducted into 
the inaugural Clarion University 



"Sports Hall of Fame" in 1989 
and into the National Wrestling 
"Hall of Fame and Museum" in 
1991. 

Mills, also an outstanding 
collegiate and freestyle wrestler, 
is currently in his tenth season as 
an assistant coach at Syracuse 
University. Mills was a two- 
time NCAA Division I National 
Champion at 118-pounds at 
Syracuse (1979 and 81). He 
compiled a collegiate record of 
144-5-1 and registered 107 pins. 

Rhoades will be the featured 
instructor in the "Junior High- 
Elementary School" part of the 
clinic. Rhoades has led his 
teams to seven Central 
Conference Titles, three Big 7 
Crowns, seven District VI 
Championships and one 
Regional Crown. He has 
coached 39 individual District 
winners, 20 Regional Champs 
and four State Champions. 

Terebienec possesses 30-years 



of experience in the field of 
"strength training," 20 years of 
coaching experience and the last 
ten of that as strength coach at 
Lakewood St. Edward High. 
Terebienec has developed a 
system of "Total Body Training" 
strength training which applies 
directly to wrestling. 

Angle, a 1992 graduate of 
Clarion University, also posted 
some incredible numbers during 
his wrestling career as a 
collegiate heavyweight. A four- 
time EWL and three-time PSAC 
winner, Angle won the NCAA 
Division I heavyweight crowns 
in 1990 and 92, with a second 
place finish in 1991. He 
compiled a career record of 116- 
10-2. 

Burnett, also a former Clarion 
wrestler, fashioned a strong 
collegiate career. He compiled 
an overall record of 89-31-5 and 
was 25-4-2 in the 1991-92 
season. That same season, he 



finished fifth at 118-pounds. at 
the NCAA Division I Nationals, 
earning him All-American 
honors. Burnett was a 1992 
PSAC Champion. 



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Female Roommate needed this 
semester to share apartment near 
campus. If you are unhappy or need 
a place, call 764-3690. 



Help Wanted 



Looking for devoted guitarist, 
drummer & bass player. Inquire at 
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Entertainers and comedians needed. 
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Earn $50.00 Free merchandise and 
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Spring Break '93 Panama City 
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needed to work with the #1 Spring 
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Wedding Rings. AH three rings for 
only $395. Use layaway, credit card, 
check, or cash. Only at James 
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For Sale: Electric Smith Corona 
SL80 typewriter Good Condition. 
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Diamonds: .44 carat marquise 
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Teacher Education Program 
Admission Forms. For: All students 
in the college of Education and 
Human Services who will have 
completed 30 credits or more at the 
end of this semester. Where: office 
of Field Services, 127 Stevens Hall, 
between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. 



Photographer for hire. Modeling 
Portfolios, Group shots, copies, etc. 
Reasonable prices. Call Ray at 
(412) 526-5377 after 6 pm. 



Seniors: Careers '93 is a college 
recruitment conference sponsoring 
job fairs in Jan. & Feb. in these 
cities: NYC, Atlanta, Dallas, DC, 
and Chicago. Many gov't agencies 
and Fortune 500 compainies recruit 
at these fairs. If you're interested in 
attending one, pick up a brochure in 
Career Services, 114 Egbert. 



There will be a Blood Mobile at 
Tippen Gymnasium on Monday 
October 5 from 11:00 a.m. until 5:00 
p.m. So come out and give- you 
may be saving a life! 



Confirmation Classes for Catholic 
students who have not been 
confirmed will begin soon. Call Fr. 
Monty (226-6869) to register or for 
more information. 



Car wash, Friday, Sept 25th form 11- 
4p.m. at Seven-Eleven Sponsored 
by student Alumni Ambassadors 
Spirit (Rain date 10/2/92). 



Personals 



Chrissy, Happy Birthday! I love 
you. Dave. 



To the D. Phi E's, you guys are #1 in 
my heart Love, your sweetheart. 



Theta Phi Alpha- Our night of 
"Bonding" was a memorable one. 
Let's tie each other up again soon! 
Phi Sigma Kappa 



Yo! C-U-P! Are you ready for 
Autumn Leaf '92? Well here's your 
chance to get this years coolest 
Autumn Leaf T-shirt! Just come on 
down to Book Smith Trading this 
Saturday, Sept 26th. Orders will be 
taken form 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. "There 
is only one shirt" "Z-shirts." Get 
them while you can! 



The Brothers of Delta Chi would 
like to thank De Phi E for a great 
time at the mixer. Once again it was 
a blast. We'll have to do it again 
real soon. 

TKE, Sig Tau Gamma, and Zeta Tau 
Alpha- Double Trouble could have 
never been better! We loved it! 
Count us in on the next one! Love, 
the sisters of Delta Zeta. 



Hey AXP- Thanks for such an 
awesome mixer! Let's do it again 



very soon! Love, the sisters of Delta 
Zeta 



Congratulations, Andrea Leslie 
Cathcart on being elected as the 
vice-president of Student Senate. 
We wish you the best of luck and 
support... Student Senate. 



Congratulations to Monica Douglas 
and Jay Elias for receiving the James 
Gemmell Student Leadership Award. 
You make Clarion University proud! 



A very belated but heartfelt Birthday 
to Katie, Beth, Shannon, Betsy, 
Love, your D Phi E sisters. 



D Phi E welcomes our new Co- 
Advisor, Dr. Gredja. We are looking 
forward to working w/ you. 



Good Luck to all Rushees during 
this busy week. Love, the sisters of 
DPhiE. 



DX- The mixer was great the 
tattoos were Fine. We would like to 
scribble on you anytime. Love, D 
PhiE. 



Tom Collins: Roses are red. Violets 
are blue. Our Sigma love, is always 
with you! Thanks for a great 2 years 
of being our sweetheart. Love, the 
Tri-Sigma sisters. 



Tri-SIgma would like to congratulate 
Jason Delp on becoming our new 
Sigma Sweetheart . Welcome to a 
bunch of wild and crazy girls! Love, 
the Tri-Sigma sisters. 



Sig Eps: Who ever thought we 
could have such a blast with Blatz 
andBLT's! Thanks a lot! Don't be 
strangers, love, the sisters of Alpha 
Sigma Tau. 



Jill- Thanks for all of your hard 
work during fall rush. You and your 
committee did an awesome job! We 
love you- the sisters of AST 



Colleen- what a beautiful voice! 
Thanks for being so thoughtful. 
Love, your sisters of AST. 
Rochelle, Congratulations on your 
engagement! We couldn't be 
happier for you and Matt. Best of 
Luck with everything, honey. We 
love you! Your sisters of Alpha 
Sigma Tau. 



Jennifer Pilarski Congrats on 
placing third in the Hot Legs 
contest. Love, Hildred 



The Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity would 
like to thank God and Clarion 
Borough for the Sewer Water 
Olympics in our basement on 
Monday night. 



The Alpha Chi Rho Fraternity would 
like to invite all men to participate in 
the fall Rush process. Joining a 
Fraternity can be a very valuable 
experience. Good luck to all Greeks 
during Rush. 



To the sisters of Delta Zeta, Thanks 
for the great Tie-Dye mixer! You 
girls made us Rock Hard! The 
brothers of Alpha Chi Roh. 



Alpha Chi Rho would like to 
welcome and congratulate our New 
Sweetheart, AST Triplet. 



Thanks Sig Tau Gamma, TKE's and 
Delta Zeta it was great mixing with 
you guys Saturday . Hope to do it 
again sometime. Zeta's 



Thanks Sigma Chi We had a blast 
mixing with you guys Thursday. 
Maybe we can Bond again soon! 
Zetas 



Good luck to all of our Sweetheart 
candidates! We love you! Love, 
Theta Phis 



The Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha 
would like to wish all of our rushees 
good luck! 



Phi Sigma Kappa, thanks for the 
great "bondage" mixer. There's no 
one else we'd rather be tied up with! 
Love, Theta Phis 



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Sports opinion 

Tall Cliffy predicts: From the cheap seats 



A funny thing happened to me 
this week. The illustrious sports 
editor for this fine paper asked 
me to write a weekly column 
predicting victors and losers in 
the NFL and CFA. At first, this 
struck me as being stupid. A 
gambling man, I am, but football 
expert, I am not. 

However, I liked the idea of 
trying to predict the future, so I 
said yes. I figure I can't be any 
worse than those gypsies telling 
futures on 900 numbers. 

So my fate as a man with 
premonitions is now open for 
public ridicule. If I am 
successful, I will move to Las 
Vegas and join the gambling 
elite. If I fail, it's back to being a 
bom loser. 
NFL 
Buffalo at New England* 16 

Buffalo (3-0) still has, 
arguably, the best quarterback in 
the league. And Kelly can go to 
any number of talented receivers 
for the big play (i.e. Thurman 
Thomas and Andre Reed). Their 
defense was 27th last year, but 
that was without Mr. Smith. But 
Bruce proved last week that he 
was back, collecting 11 tackles 
and 2 1/2 sacks against the much 



improved Colts. 

The Patriots (0-2) have a future 
in quarterback Hugh Millen, but 
the future is not now. Coach 
Dick MacPherson needs more 
than six days to prepare his 
defense for a Buffalo onslaught. 
Tall Cliffy 's pick: Buffalo 

Denver at Cleveland (1-2) +3 

Denver (2-1) is way overrated. 
John Elway does not have the 
offensive line he once had and 
the Broncos running game is on 
empty. This means that Elway 
cannot be an efficient 
quarterback, as evident in last 
week's spanking by the Eagles. 

Cleveland (2-1), however, is 
on the rise. They narrowly lost to 
the Dolphins two weeks ago, 
which was one of the most 
exciting games this season. Last 
Sunday, the Browns proved that 
they are legit by beating a good 
(no matter what their record 
says) Raider team. Backup QB 
Todd Philcox is no Joe Montana, 
but he showed last week (10-20; 
200 yards; 3 TD's; int.) that 
Kosar shouldn't be missed 
against Denver. 
Tall Cliffy 's pick: Cleveland 



Pittsburgh at Green Bay +3 

Why isn't Pittsburgh getting 
any respect. The first three 
weeks of the season, the Steelers 
(3-0) have been underdogs. This 
week, they are only favored by 
three. I'm telling you, ladies and 
gentlemen, Neil O'Donnell is for 
real. The Steel Curtain is also for 
real. I don't know if rookie 
coach Bill Cowher has anything 
to do with it, but this is not the 
dismal Steelers of the 80's. 

Green Bay (1-2) will be 
without Don Majkowski, who 
suffered strained ligaments in his 
ankle against Cincinnati, last 
week. Backup Brett Favre 
(ironically rhymes with Starr) 
did an incredible job in relief last 
week, but his success will be 
short-lived. The Steelers' 
defense is much better than the 
aging Bengal defense, and will 
force Favre to make mistakes of 
an inexperienced play-caller. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Pittsburgh 

College 

California at Kansas -6 1/2 

The 1992 Bears (1-1) are not 
the same team that surprised 
their Pac-10 rivals in 1991. 
California does boast, however, a 



Sports opinion 



The fan speaks out 



by Charles Mignanelti 
Guest Columnist 

I believe the year was 1944, 
the setting Campbell Stadium in 
Tallahassee, Florida and the 
match-up was FSU vs. Florida. 
Sometime during the game, the 
FSU band started playing a drum 
beat. Fans were prompted to 
bend their arms back and forth at 
45 degree angles and start to 
blurt out a "war chant." 

This, so-called, "war chant" is 
still done during Florida State 
football games while Chief 
Oceola and his horse Renegade 
look on from the sidelines. If 
I'm correct with the year, this 
would mean that the chop and 
chant has been going on for 
some 48 years now. I believe 
that Seminole fans share with us 
one of the most entertaining and 
original gimmicks to come to the 
world of sports. Unfortunately, 
nowadays, their are some thieves 
in the sports world. There are 
some imitators, who call 



themselves the "Chop Shop." 
Yes, I'm talking about you, 
Atlanta fans! 

Now, this is a laugh. Here is a 
team that couldn't draw a crowd 
with a pencil about four years 
ago, but now these faithful fans 
come to every game with 
ridiculous foam hatchets and 
mimic the FSU war chant. Hey, 
Atlanta fans, allow me to let you 
in on a secret, Tallahassee is 
about 250 miles south of you. 
But wait a minute. Atlanta fans 
say that "Neon Deion" prompted 
them to adopt the chop. Well, if 
Deion told you to shove metal 
rods under you're finger nails, 
would you do it? Another thing, 
the fans of Fulton County 
Stadium don't make the chop 
look like an awful thing. They 
don't even stay together. They 
look like they are directing 
traffic on the run-way of the 
Atlanta Hartsfield Airport. 

Atlanta fans, do me and the 
rest of Florida State's fans a 



favor and STOP THE CHOP! 
Give it back to who it really 
belongs to! 

Wait one more second, hold 
the tomahawk, there is yet 
another group of followers. The 
Kansas City Chiefs also decided 
to get some old band together 
(which, by the way, sounds like 
something off of the Lawrence 
Welk Show) and they are taking 
FSU's history away for 
themselves, too. 

Isn't there such a thing as 
originality anymore? Oh, let me 
guess, the Chief's fans do it 
because Bobby Bowden's third 
cousin, twice removed is a 
vendor at Arrowhead Stadium. 

Well, I've said enough. The 
fans of Atlanta and Kansas City 
are a bunch of followers who 
couldn't originate something 
new if their season tickets 
depended on it. The Florida 
State Seminoles are the 
originator of the "Chop Shop", 
so GIVE IT UP! 



Heisman hopeful in running 
back Russell White. But the 
Bears are going up against a very 
strong Jayhawk team. 

Kansas (3-0) is ranked 24th, 
but that's deceiving. . . they are 
much better than 24th. The 
Jayhawk offense leads the nation 
in average points-per-game, and 
they held last week's opponent, 
Tulsa, to just seven points. Look 
for another Kansas blowout. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Kansas 

San Diego St at UCLA -5 1/2 

UCLA (2-0) is ranked 12th and 
proved last week that they 
rightly deserve to be in the top 
25. Relief QB Rob Walker 
(starting in place of injured 
starter Wayne Cook) threw for 
two touchdowns against BYU 
last week and should prove to be 
a real threat against the Aztecs. 

However, San Diego State (1- 
0-1) has the best runner in 
America, period. Sophomore 
phenom Marshall Faulk is the 
definite favorite to win this 
year's Heisman trophy. In his 
first two games, Faulk rushed for 
a combined 519 yards. I don't 
think that UCLA has the defense 
to stop this super-human. I know 



it's risky, but I like the Aztecs in 

an upset. 

Tall Cliffy 's pick: San Diego 

State 

N.C. State at North Carolina -1 

The Wolfpack (3-1) is ranked 
23rd in the nation, but fell last 
week to #3 Florida State, 34-13. 
However, N.C. State is a very 
talented team that thoroughly 
beat Iowa in the Meadowlands 
and held their own with the 
Seminoles until near the end of 
the first half. 

I don't know much about the 
Tarheels(3-0), except that they 
beat Army last week and they 
have a back (Natrone Means) 
that scored three touchdowns in 
the victory. Army is a very weak 
team, though. N.C. State should 
definitely out-man the Tarheels. 
Tall Cliffy' spick: N.C. State 

Well, those are the picks of the 
week. I ask you to not take this 
as doctrine, but have fun praising 
me or ridiculing me. I also hope 
to have guest columnists in the 
next few weeks to aid in my 
fortune telling or babbling 
(whichever you choose). Until 
next week. . . 



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* Volume 74, Issue 4 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 1, 1992 



CORNER OF 5TH & WOOD CLARION 



• 



I 



In this issue. . . 



News 

Giving Campaign 

Clarion kicks off it 
annual campaign fo 
donations to support 
student projects pg. 5 



Features 

U.S. Army field ban 

The U.S. Army fiel 
band of Washington Dd 
will entertain Clarion] 
October 7 pg. 11 1 



Sports 



Third loss - 

The Clarion Universit) 
Eagles football team 
falls to Westminster 
Titans pg. 19 



Index 



Commentary. pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV listings pg. 10 

Features pg. 11 

Campus events pg. 12 

Entertainment pg. 16 

Sports pg. 19 

Classifieds pg. 23 



Clarion f s 

Weather Outlook 



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50's 
FRIDAY>ParUy sunny, high 

60's 
SATURDAY>Partly sunny 

high 70's 
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MONDAY> Cloudy, high 60s 
TUESDAY>Sunny, high 70's 
WEDNESDAY>Partly cloudy, 
high 60s 



1992-93 operating budget 
ready for SSHE's approval 



The Clarion University 
Council of Trustees recently 
approved a resolution to submit 
the 1992-93 university operating 
budget to the State System of 
Higher Education Central Office. 
The resolution was approved 
on September 9 at the regular 
Wednesday evening meeting. 

The $45.2 million budget 
calls for major cuts in operating 
and personnel costs because of a 
3.5 percent decrease ($13 
million) in state funding and 
increases in operating and 
personnel costs. 

Tuition revenue this year will 
not increase dramatically due to 
last year's substantial tuition 
' increase. Instead, tuition for in- 
state students only went up $100 
for the spring semester and 
increased 25 percent for out of 
state students. 

University officials prepared 
for the tight budget by planning 
carefully and reviewing 
personnel costs and operating 
expenses during the past year. 
Budget decisions made in 1991- 
92 led to a $2.6 million reduction 
in anticipated personnel costs 
and operating expenses for the 
1992-93 fiscal year. This was 
achieved through a decrease in 
faculty and staff positions as a 
result of the Mellow Bill and a 
hiring freeze on all but necessary 
positions. 

In a letter addressed to the 
faculty, Clarion University 
President Diane L. Reinhard 
recognized the difficulties the 
university must deal with 
concerning budgetary problems. 
"Budget constraints continue to 
plague us and underscore our 
need for becoming more 
purposeful, more focused and 
more efficient in everything we 
do." 

President Reinhard went on to 
say that added responsibility has 
been requested. "While these 
conditions test both the stamina 
and the cohesion of our 



academic community, they 
present opportunities for 
critically examining priorities 
while sustaining educational 
quality in the most efficient 
manner," she said. 

According to the Fall Faculty 
Meeting handbook, money has 
also been cut from the planned 
non-personal costs. This $1 
million cut will probably result 
in less money being spent on 
deferred maintenance, travel, 
library resources, purchase of 
new equipment, and support for 
new program initiatives. 

Another reduction of $1.2 
million in personnel costs is 
planned for the current fiscal 
year. This will be achieved 
through review of vacancies and 
attrition, with furloughs as the 
last resort. 

The Council of Trustees has 
also approved an increase from 
four to six percent in the 
Instructional Support Fee. "The 
impact of that was around 
$340,000 lor this year," said 
Wayne C. Key, interim Vice 
President for Finance and 
Administration. 

The 1993-94 capital budget 
request was also approved for 
submission to SSHE's Central 
Office. The capital budget 
request is a "wish list" of 
projects for consideration over a 
long-term period. 

"There were three projects 
submitted for the wish list," said 
Key. "The addition and 
renovation of Carlson; the 
renovation of Peirce Science; 
and me extension of Carrier." 

According to Key, there are 
projects from the past that are 
still waiting to be funded. 

The trustees also unanimously 
approved an application fee 
increase and the establishment of 
a graduation fee. The 
application charge was increased 
from $15 to $25 effective as of 
September. 
A $15 graduation fee, effective 




Public Affairs photo 
"Budget constraints. . .underscore our need for becoming 
more purposeful. . ." - President Diane L. Reinhard 



this fall, was also approved. The 
money generated through this 
fee will be used to offset costs of 
diplomas and other related 
graduation expenses. 

Dr. George Curtis, Vice 
President for student Affairs, 
reported that during 1991-92 
there was a ten percent increase 
in total aid funds amounting to 
$18,092,081 which were 
awarded to 4,503 students. Also, 
a preliminary federal audit for 
the 1990-91 and 1991-92 
academic years was conducted 
for the Financial Aid Office with 
no monetary findings. 



Key agreed mat the financial 
situation Clarion University is 
faced with will be difficult. 
"The budget is very tigh,t but we 
will survive." 

Key went on to say that no" 
actual decisions concerning 
personnel for next year has been 
made, but that it has been 
discussed. 

Information courtesy of Public 

Affairs and the Fall Falculty 

Meeting handbook. 



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The age of 

Exploration; 

or, Exploitation? 

This year of 1992 has been 
marked by some for festivities 
celebrating the quincentennial 
encounter between the 
"explorer," Christopher 
Columbus, and the "new" world. 

Only recently has a semantic 
retraction been offered by the 
Department of Education 
concerning the way students are 
to be instructed on this issue. 

Previously, this erroneous 
concept that Columbus 
discovered North America was 
actively endorsed in almost 
every textbook utilized by 
teachers in this country. 

It was only after historically- 
accurate individuals generated 
extensive publicity was that the 
change occured. Fortunately 
now, students are made aware 
that a world of many different 
cultures was already flourishing 
and doing quite well for itself 
when Columbus' contact 
symbolically bridged two 
distinct, old worlds in October of 
1492. 

I am a small legacy of one of 
the cultures which radically 
changed after that contact. As a 
member of the Mohawk Nation 
of the Iroquois Confederacy, I 
am motivated to dispute the 
reasons that otherwise rational 
human-beings have chosen for 
celebrating this year. Instead of 
dwelling here on outright 
misrepresentation, though, I 
would like to highlight the 
dangers of accepting the 
consequences of such 
inaccuracy. 

When old cowboy movies 
show the taking of scalps by 
Native Americans, the origin of 
this practice is never properly 
attributed to the French trappers, 
who used it to identify the tribal 




Charles J. Kader 

affiliation of unknown Natives 
who might be intruding upon 
"their" hunting grounds in the 
process of seasonal movement. 
Indeed, it was the scalps of 
Native Americans which were 
taken first, perhaps leading some 
tribes to think that it was a 
common practice of the 
Europeans, whose ways were 
quite unknown to many inland 
tribes. 

The usage of the vulgar term 
"squaw" refers not to woman but 
rather to their genitalia. The 

(ConL on pg. 4) 



He's back? 
Well, ladies and gentlemen, 
prepare yourselves for Act II. 
America's favorite media 
phenomenon, H. Ross Perot, is 
back and he's got something 
really nifty up his sleeve this 
time. 

Now, don't get me wrong here. 
I have no problem with having 
H. Ross's name on the ballot, 
and I don't mind if he runs. That 
is his right as an American, to 
run for president. The problem 
is, he's not running. Well, he 
was running, but now he's not, 
although he still might, but he 
probably won't unless he decides 
to. Go figure. 

My problem with H. Ross is 
the fact that he is holding "secret 
meetings" with representatives 
from both the Bush and Clinton 
camps. This past summer, he 
actually rejuvenated the 
democratic process a little bit by 
running his own campaign, 
which kind of lit a fire under all 
the other candidates. But H. 
Ross is no longer messing with 
that petty stuff. He's no longer 
rejuvenating the democratic 
process, he's attempting to 
circumvent it altogether! 

This week in Texas, H. Ross is 
holding a series of meetings with 
groups from both the Democratic 
and Republican parties, at the 



end of which he will either 
decide to restart his campaign 
give his blessing (and his 
constituency) to either Bush or 
Clinton. 

All week, H. Ross has spent 
his hours locked away with the 
two camps, emerging 
sporadically to throw a few 
metaphors at the pollsters and 
pundits who wait eagerly outside 
for whatever crumbs he may toss 
them. This is not right. Frankly, 
I think it is downright disgusting. 
President Bush and Governor 
Clinton, two very able, 
competent (and declared) 
candidates, are going out of their 
ways to cater to, as journalist 
Molly Ivins puts it, a "loopy, 
right-wing Texas billionaire". 
Why are they caw-towing to 
him, when both parties claim 
that he can have no significant 
I effect on the election? More 
importantly.. What is going on 
behind those closed doorsTV/bai 
hidden agendas are being 
discussed? Why aren't the 
American people being let in on 
what's going on? 

This goes beyond odd and into 
the realm of dangerous. One of 
the men being represented at 
these secret meetings will be the 
next President of the United 
States of America, and we, the 
(Cont. onpg. 4) 







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Doing my 
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Dear Editor: 

I would like to respond to the 
article written by Eric Reed last 
week. I am afraid that he may 
have given my fellow peers, the 
faculty, and the staff of this 
University a misconception of 
my dedication to Clarion as a 
student and a member of the 
Council of Trustees. 

Eric was correct to say that I 



am in Harrisburg for the 
semester as an intern; however, 
he neglected to explain how I 
received the internship or what 
my internship consists of and 
how it effects my leadership role 
at the University. I think that it 
would be beneficial, to those 
who are concerned, for me to 
explain the internship that I am 
participating in. This is not a 
typical internship that students 
go out and solicit on their own. I 
am involved in "The Harrisburg 
Internship Semester" (THIS), 
which is sponsored by the State 
System of Higher Education, of 
which Clarion University is a 



member. The program allows 
each State University to send a 
student to Harrisburg to 
participate in a program 
involving policy procedures and 
the State Government. 

The selection process for this 
program begins at the University 
level. An application can be 
completed by any student, in any 
major, with a GPA of 3.0 or 
better. A committee of faculty 
members reviews the 
applications and nominates a 
student for approval by the 
president of the university. I 
applied for the internship before 



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the decision was final as to who 
would be the student member of 
the Council; however, I received 
the appointment by Governor 
Casey to the Council of Trustees 
before I was awarded the 
internship. I guess anyone could 
say that I could have declined 
the internship so that I could 
dedicate all of my energy to the 
university. This may seem like 
the best decision for the 
university; however, I disagree. 
The placement that I received for 
my internship is with the House 
Majority Education Committee 
under Representative Ronald 
Cowell. This could not have 
been a more perfect placement, 
not only for my own experience, 
but for the opportunity to 
enhance my representation of the 
students on the Council. Being 
in Harrisburg and working with 
the members of the House of 
Representatives every day has 
given me an opportunity to 
lobby for the State System, 
which includes Clarion. 
Working with the Education 
Committee has given me the 
opportunity to give a student s 
opinion on policies that will 
iffect all universities in 
'ennsylvanta. And finally, I have 
>een given an opportunity to 
liscuss the concerns of students 
it other State System schools. I 
>ersonally feel that being in 
iarrisburg has given me the 
>pportunity to be an educated 
nember of the Council of 
Trustees; therefore, I believe 
hat you are being well 
epresented. This, of course, is 
ny opinion. 

There is a list of powers and 
duties of the Councils of 
Trustees of the State System of 
Higher Education on page 12 of 
Act 188 of 1982. If anyone 
chooses to question my 
dedication to my position, they 
can look to this document as a 
reference for my responsibilities 
as a member of the Council. I 
would like to note that your 
comments and concerns are 
always welcome, and I am 
always willing to talk to anyone 
about the university. I would 
like to cordially invite everyone 
to the next Trustee meeting on 
November 11 at 7:00 p.m. 
These meetings are open to the 
general public. It would be nice 
to see that others, in addition to 
Eric Reed, are genuinely 
concerned about their education, 



Clarion University, and the State 
System of Higher Education. 

-Crystal A. Knorr 



Keep your 
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Dear Editor: 

Things are getting out of hand 
and there is no excuse for it. It 
seems there are students on this 
campus who use the entire 
campus as their personal garbage 
dump. Everyone on this campus 
is an adult and old enough to 
know how and why to use the 
garbage cans. They are 
conveniently placed all over 
campus. It shows a complete 
lack of respect towards everyone 
who must spend time on 
campus, including themselves. I 
am tired of it, and I am sure I'm 
not alone. Saturday was the last 
straw. There was a tampon on 
the sidewalk out side the 
cafeteria. I've also seen such 
disgusting things as apparently 
used condoms. There is no 
excuse for it. The beer bottles, 
cigarettes, candy wrappers, and 
food tossed carelessly all over 
campus is disgraceful. It is not 
just carelessness either. Last 
semester I watched with horror 
as a student threw an ice cream 
cone up on the street light to see 
if it would stick. I witnessed this 
more than once. I also saw 
students using apples as 
baseballs. This kind of waste is 
ridiculous. Can't we show a 
little respect for each other and 
for the rest of the world by 
cleaning up our act? It's time to 
start taking pride in our 
environment. 

-J ulianna Kenawell 



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word has been traced to 
missionaries who were not 
above practicing population- 
control among Native women 
through sterilization performed 
during childbirth, particularly 
non-converted Native females. 

These examples have served 
as reinforcements, albeit dated 
sterotypes, to the acceptance of 
false portrayals of those 
Aboriginals habituating North 
and South America. 

These practices continue even 
today. 

The use of the "Crazy Horse" 
name and depiction to promote 
a high alcohol malt liquor 
beverage is a very recent 
addition to this historical Hall of 
Shame. 



The real man named Crazy 
Horse was a proud warrior, and 
spiritual leader of the Oglala 
Sioux Nation in the 1870s. He 
would literally shake in his 
resting place to realize the 
reprehensible concept of his 
character being used to adorn the 
whisky-bottle shape of this 
upscale brewing product. (G. 
Heileman Brewing, maker of the 
"Crazy Horse" brand has the 
monopoly of racially slurred malt 
liquor name-brands. "Mickies" 
malt features the shamrock and 
drinking stereotype of Irish 
immigrants.) 

It was the widespread 
introduction of low grade, cheap 
whiskey (often called Fire Water 
due to the propensity of added 



tobacco juice which induced 
vomiting) that helped 
unscrupulous European traders 
gain the trust of Native 
American populations. This 
generated huge profits for these 
"businessmen" through precious 
metals exchange for trinkets, as 
well as small-pox laced blankets. 
Tactics such as these weakened 
the resolve of Crazy Horse's 
people. 

When we as human beings do 
not think that we harm society 
by accepting false images, we, in 
essence, downplay our own 
existence. The monikers of 
several unnamed professional 
sports franchises bear witness to 
the reluctance of society to 
admit! past mistakes. Through 



insensitivity to other cultures 
that exist in concurrence to our 
own, we, as society, impede the 
progress of peaceful cohabitation 
of this planet. And by failing to 
correct blatant disrespect, we, as 
a society, allow injustice to 
continue unhindered in its own 
progress. 

Within 100 years of the 
Columbus encounter, over 92% 
of the Native populations living 
within 100 miles of the Atlantic 
coast were annihilated by 
encounter-related disease, 
famine and catastrophe. 92% of 
25 million. 

I am in favor of celebrating, 
this quincentennial year, for 
survival of multi-culturalism in 
spite of the events which 



followed the 1492 encounter. 
My own existence is testament to 
the durability of the Iroquois 
Confederacy, as well as all 
Aboriginal culture. 

Only through perseverance 
alone will an interglobal, multi- 
National 1992 society existing 
today survive the next 500 years. 
We must learn to live together, 
before it is too late. Change 
must come now . 



Charles J. Kader is a senior at 

Clarion University with a 

Communication major 



The post- Andrew landscape: devastation everywhere 



by Amy Marchese 
Miami, FU.(CPS) 



Try to envision a guard rail 
rolled and twisted up like a ball 
of yam, a piece of metal lodged 
permanently into an aim tree or 
one half of a Little Caesar 
restaurant. 

Try to envision entire 
condominium developments with 
roofs completely gone or caved 
in, storage facilities with walls 
tom enough to see four levels of 
goods or hollowed-out strip 
malls. 

Try to envision scrap piles of 
trees, couches, roof shingles and 
cars, power lines snaked along 
streets or windows blown out of 
skyscrapers. 

Try to envision every house in 
sight with the name of its 
insurance company and policy 
number spray-painted on it, 
helicopters constantly flying 
overhead or the smell of propane 



gas, rotten garbage and dead 
animals. 

Welcome to Dade County, Fla. 
home to Hurricane Andrew, land 
of American an disaster. 

Think back for a minute to a 
time in your life when you 
experienced something you just 
couldn't explain. That's what 



of my experience. 

Seeing for the first time 
disaster at 360 degrees and not 
through the confinements of my 
television set. That, too, was part 
of my experience. 

And people. Real people. 
Americans, homeless and 
poverty-stricken literally 



'7 tried to imagine what it would be 

like if a natural disaster as horrible 

as Hurricane Andrew had torn 

throu gh my town. " 

overnight. That also was part of 




Florida was like for me. 

When I returned to campus, my experience, 
several people asked me if I had Anyone who thought that we 

"fun" in Florida. I wouldn't went down for a relaxing 

exactly call it "fun" I would just getaway in Florida is terribly 

call it an "experience." mistaken. The students who were 

Students, Greek or not, man or willing to travel 941 miles to an 

woman, everyone bonding- unknown area, a disaster-stricken 

something that is rarely seen at area, an unsafe area, traveled to 

Marietta College. That was part actually do something. To do 



The Way ... 

(Cont. from pg. 2) 



people, have no idea what deals 
are being made. The Clinton 
delegation, led by campaign 
manager Mickey Kantor, claims 
to be in 90% agreement with H. 
Ross's economic proposals, 
while the Bush delegation, led 
by God knows who, claims 75% 
agreement. All we know for 



sure is that H. Ross seems to be 
having a lot of fun. 

Be wary, America. Many an 
oppressive government has been 
forged behind the closed doors 
of the*ich and powerful. Watch 
out, or you may wake up in a 
Perocracy. . . 



whatever was in our power to 
make any kind of a difference 
to the less fortunate. And we 
did. 

Our duties at the Miami 
Dade Community College 
North Campus were to clean 
the grounds of fallen trees, 
branches and brush and sweep 
the streets. Intense yard work. 

Our duties at Cutler Ridge 
were to unload semis, 
distribute goods under a tent, 
transfer the seperated goods 
into the strip mall that we were 
operating from and pass out 
goods to the victims that kept a 
continuous line along the 
building. 

Often, I found it difficult to 
reach some of the victims. I 
felt badly for them and wanted 
them to know that I wanted to 
help, which is a difficult 
message to convey when your 
better off than they are. I 
nearly felt guilty for taking hot 
showers every night we stayed 
in Dade and having the luxury 
to wear clean clothes each day. 
But the victims that we 
encountered seemed to be very 
receptive to our efforts and it 
became easier to interact with 
them. 

If, for just a moment, a 



Marietta student wasn't in view, 
it felt like being in another 
country. The kind of country 
where devastation and poverty 
run rampant, and the military is 
always present. The kind of 
country that I have only seen on 
CNN. The kind of country that I 
never thought America would 
look like. 

I tried to imagine what it 
would be like if a natural 
disaster as horrible as Hurricane 
Andrew had torn through my 
town. I tried to imagine my 
family and friends without a 
home, without a job, and without 
hope. I couldn't. 

Now, try to imagine being with 
all types of personalities for an 
entire weekend and all being 
able to work together to 
accomplish a similar goal. 
Working so hard that your body 
odor would normally be 
offensive but everyone smells as 
bad as you do, so you don't even 
care. And the feeling of giving 
so much to someone who has so 
little that you actually feel warm 
inside. 

Students from a number of 
colleges throughout the country 
have contributed their time and 
efforts to help hurricane 
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Annual Giving Campaign kicks off 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



A campaign goal of $565,000 
was announced at this year's 
Clarion University Annual 
Giving Campaign, which was 
launched at a reception last 
Wednesday at the Holiday Inn in 
Clarion. The purpose of this 
annual drive is to raise funds in 
support of Clarion University's 
student scholarships and special 
projects. 

"In the past, Clarion University 
has always had a kickoff for its 
community campaign to solicit 
gifts for scholarship programs," 
said Bill Speidel, director of 
development at Clarion. 

The reception brought together 
all the 1991-92 campaign 
volunteers who generated over 
$525,000 last year. This is a 15 
percent increase over the 
previous year in alumni annual 
gifts. The special gifts program 
witnessed financial support last 
year with major gifts accounting 
for $235,203, planned giving 
bringing in $396,254 and the 
campaign for the student center 
raising $293,500. 

Annual giving, special gifts 
and other project income brought 
the private gifts total to 
$1,812,500. 

Clarion University President 
Diane Reinhard noted, however, 
that all public institutions are 
feeling the effects of 
Commonwealth budget 

reductions and that contributions 
are vital to the welfare of the 
university. "In this time of 
reduced finances and budgets, 



the support of private gifts 
becomes critical to our 
university. Budget constraints 
continue to plague us and 
underscore our need for 
becoming more purposeful, more 
focused and more efficient in 
everything we do." 

Goals for the year include: 
greater involvement of 
volunteers; the creation of a 
prospect research program; 
increased donor cultivation 
activities; and an active special 
gifts program matching campus 
needs with donor interests. 

Several of the speakers at the 
reception included President 
Diane Reinhard, Dr. Kathleen 
Smith, chair of the education 
department and Hal Wassinck, 
coordinator of student activities. 

Contributions over the years 
have played an important role in 
Clarion University's well being. 
The first classroom building, 
Seminary Hall, was made 
possible through a donation. 

In recognition of the 125th 
Anniversary of Clarion 
University this yeai, a special 
gift club level, the Anniversary 
Club, was added to recognize 
donors that increase their annual 
gift by $125. The Annual 
Giving club levels are: 
University Club, $1,000 or more; 
President's Club, $500-$999; 
Clarion Investors, $250-$499; 
Century Club, $100-$249; and 
Foundation Associates, $50-$99. 
Those who donate into one of 
these clubs will gain recognition 
in the annual report for their 
generosity. 



Contributions to Clarion 
University can be made through 
annual gifts and through planned 
gifts of will, bequests, trusts, 
gifts made in memory or honor 
of a special individual, endowed 
scholarships, and gifts of 
property, securities or gifts in 
kind. 

The annual campaigns include 
alumni, community, university, 
Venango and parents. It covers a 
wide area extending from 
Jefferson and Clarion counties, 
Oil City and Franklin in Venango 
County and to DuBois in 
Clearfield County. 

Fundraisers and smaller 
campaigns will be held 
throughout the year as part of the 
giving effort. The Phone-A- 
Thon which solicits 15,000- 
16,000 alumni begins this 
month. 

Approximately 15,000 alumni 
were solicited last year and about 
$170,000 was raised through this 
avenue. 

"A campaign will be launched 
within the next two weeks to 
solicit employees of the 
university," said Speidel. 

The community campaign will 
be held in January and February 
and will petition donations from 
local merchants and friends of 
the university. 

A fundraiser was previously 
held as part of the giving 
campaign in September and 
generated thousands of dollars. 
The Fifth Annual Integra Bank/ 
Pepsi Golf Classic raised 
$26,000 for Clarion's athletic 
scholarship fund. 



CLARION UNIVERSITY 1992-93 PROJECTED 
USE OF ANNUAL GIFTS 



University Major Grants 

Departmental Support 

Project Grants 
Program Support 




Student Scholarships 




Ray Henderson/clarion Call 
Dr. Reinhard speaks to help launch the annual fund drive. 



Call to D.C. 



by Ray Henderson 
Photo Editor 



Four Call staff members 
attended a media law 
conference in Washington, 
D.C. on Friday September 18. 
The conference, sponsored by 
the Student Press Law Center, 
dealt with various aspects of 
the law as they pertain to 
media and journalists. 

Student journalists from all 
over the northeast United 
States attended the conference. 
Representing Clarion were 
Editor-in-chief Michelle 
Sporer, Managing Editor 
Debbie Huffman, Photography 
Editor Ray Henderson, and 
Assistant Photography Editor 
Scott Dillon. 

Among the featured speakers 
was Lee Levine, a nationally 
known press law attorney. 
Levine's presentation covered 
libel and how collegiate 
journalists can avoid 
potentially libelous statements. 
During the lecture, Levine 
cited several lawsuits against 
news organizations, some of 



which yielded settlements in 
excess of $28 million. 

Other speakers included Paul 
Rodriguez, a reporter for The 
Washington Times. Rodriguez 
spoke on the topic of reporter's 
privilege. Reporter's privilege 
is the right of a reporter to 
withhold sources' names. 
Rodriguez had previously been 
subpoenaed in a lawsuit and 
been told to reveal the identity 
of a source he used in 
controversial story. 

Rodriquez defied the judge's 
order and refused to reveal his 
source, thereby risking the 
possibility of jailing on 
contempt charges. 

"Never, ever bum a source," 
said Rodriguez, "as soon as 
you do, your career in 
journalism is over, because 
you'll never get another source 
to trust you." 

Mark Goodman, director of 
the Student Press Law Center, 
was also on hand to answer any 
question posed by the students. 
Goodman gave information 
about the cento- and ways that 
it can serve the student press. 



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Career Services plans for futures Textbook prices on steady rise 



by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 

Planning for tomorrow is a 
lifelong process that doesn't just 
take care of itself. 

"Students need to be well 
prepared and start planning early 
for their job search," said Connie 
Laughlin, director of Career 
Services. 

"No one gives a graduate a job 
or even guarantees them one," 
she says. "Seniors need to take 
advantage of the opportunities 
that are available to them here at 
career services." 



These opportunities consist of 
various workshops, interns and 
assistants who provide practice 
interviews and critique rough 
drafted resumes. 

There are resume writing 
workshops, various job fairs and 
decisions on graduate school 
options. 
Workshops are also provided by 
career services for the benefits of 
those seniors seeking job 
placement. 

"So far we've had good 
workshop turnouts," said 
Laughlin. "I think that through 
talking to those who have 



already graduated, seniors are 
realizing that it is difficult to find 
jobs." 

The next scheduled workshop 
for this fall on resume writing is 
already full, and one scheduled 
for Novemeber 10 is filling up 
rapidly. 

Workshops such as this one are 
offered again in the spring for 
concerned seniors. 

"It's important to take 
advantage of your senior year," 
advises Laughlin. "Take 
advantage now of career 
services. We are here to help." 

Laughlin also offers advice to 



graduating seniors preparing for 
the job search. Aside from being 
active on campus, in the 
community, and having 
leadership positions, she feels 
that seniors should talk to career 
services prior to just a few weeks 
from the graduation date. 

"By setting short term mini- 
goals throughout the year, 
graduation can become less of a 
frustration," said Laughlin, "the 
problem is that students put off 
the job search and miss the 
opportunities." 

Career services is sponsoring 
a program on graduate school 



decisions on October 6. On 
October 8, at Penn State, another 
program entitiled "Grad Fair 
'92" deals with seniors and their 
future plans. 

"Students need to be aware of 
where to look for career services 
information," Laughlin said. "It 
is important to make individual 
appointments with our staff to 
talk about these tentative 
graduation plans." 

"Students of all ages who are 
concerned with their futures may 
set up appointments with 
available staff members of career 
services," said Laughlin. 



Senate sponsors letter drive 




by Mike Buser 
News Writer 



Terri Steigelman/Clarion Call 
A student displays voter registration material. 



Addresses of Legislators 

The Honorable Robert P. Casey 

Governor, Commonwealth of Pennsylvania 

Room 225, Main Capitol 

Harrisburg, PA 17120 

The Honorable David R. Wright 

Member, House of Representatives 

21 North Sixth Avenue 

Clarion, PA 16214 

The Honorable Patrick J. Stapleton 

Member, Senate of Pennsylvania 

9E, East Wing, Box 8 

Main Capitol 
Harrisbug, PA 17120 



"Only through a joint effort of 
students, faculty, administration, 
and community will the pleas for 
supplemental funding and 
restoration of all line items be 
heard," said Gara L. Smith, 
chairperson of the Legislative 
Affairs Committee of Student 
Senate. 

Smith is referring to certain 
funding cuts that affect the 
general student population of 
Clarion University, and the State 
System of Higher Education as a 
whole. 

The State System's educational 
and general appropriation has 
been reduced by 3.5%. Also, 
Governor Casey continued his 
educational cuts by blue-lining 
other SSHE line items such as 
deferred maintenance, 

Pennsylvania Academy for the 
profession of Teaching, post- 
secondary learning, and 
operating funds for the 
McKeever Environmental 
Learning Center. 

Among projects eliminated 
under the veto of deferred 
maintanence is the renovation of 
Founders Hall. 

A $3.7 million budget 



scheduled for deffered 
maintenance in the state system 
universities was eliminated from 
the Pennsylvania budget. Of that 
amount, $394,440 would have 
been sent to Clarion, including 
$263,960 in appropriations from 



University and the need of the 
SSHE to continue to provide the 
best resources possible for 
higher education. 

The letter writing campaign 
proposed by Student Senate is 
part of a joint effort of all 14 



"Only through a 
joint effort., will the 
pleas... be heard" 



the state and $131,480 from the 
university match. 

As a direct result of the cuts, 
operating and personnel costs 
have been cut dramatically from 
Clarion's $45.2 million budget. 

The state legislature may opt 
this fall to restore some of the 
items cut under the line-item 
veto. 

However, this does not have to 
be final. Student Senate asks 
that students make contact with 
Governor Casey and the State 
Budget Secretary to express 
sutdents' needs at Clarion 



state universities. 

Names and addresses of our 
local legislators can be found in 
the local phone book. Letters 
can be returned to the Student 
Senate office in Gemmell Center 
by Wednesday, October 7, 1992 
at 3 p.m. 

Sample letters are available 
from Student Senate. 



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CPS-It's not your imagination- 
the price of college textbooks is 
rising. 

A study by the National 
Association of College Stores 
backs up statistically what 
bookstore managers and students 
at the checkout line already 
know: Book prices keep edging 
up. 

Increases in publishers' 
production costs, shipping and 
freight and other costly elements 
in the industry all add up, and 
students and campus bookstores 
are feeling the pinch as costs are 
passed along. 

"A university bookstore is a 
place where the faculty orders 
books and publishers send the 
books to us," said Ron Hatley, 
director of the University of 
Houston-Clear Lake Bookstore. 
"We're happy warehouses that 
people are unhappy with." 

One study published by the 
association found that of 100 
widely used freshmen and 
sophomore textbooks, the 
average percentage increase 
from 1991 to 1992 was 4.3 
percent; from 1987 to 1992, 37.6 
percent; and from 1982 to 1992, 
104 percent. 

Another study the association 
cited was a survey that studied 
the price increases of 85,000 
textbooks. Nearly 22,000 had a 
price increase from publishers 
from February through July 1992 
of an average $1.75. Other price 
increases from the study (the 
yearly figures are based on a 
February to February time 
period) include: 1991 to 1992, 
$2.65 or 9.1 percent; 1990 to 
1991, $2.70 or 10 percent; and 
1989 to 1990, $2.54 or 9.5 
percent. 

While the yearly figures may 
not induce sticker shock, the 
cumulative effect can be 
disheartening, bookstore 



managers said. 

"It is starting to be a hardship. 
Our bookstore is expected to 
make money, so it could impact 
profits," said Susan Moore, who 
is manager of the Mesa State 
College Bookstore in Grand 
Junction, CO. 

School officials are seeing 
more students who buy a book, 
copy the needed pages, and 
return the book for a refund. In 
other cases, several students may 
buy one copy of the book and 
share it among themselves. 

"I know there are students who 
go to dad's copy machine and 
copy the book," Moore said. 
"Whether it's legal or not, it's 
happening." 

Charles Moss, who is the 
course book buyer at Missouri 
Southern State College in Joplin, 
said the school's campus 
bookstore has a textbook rental 
system. Students generally pay 
$5 per credit hour to rent up to 
three books, and receive $2 back 
when they return the books in 
good condition. 

"Students aren't aware of the 
price of a book unless they lose 
\U " he said. Most students rent 
books, although some purchase 
the texts, he said. „. ». 

Moss, who has been employed 
at the bookstore for 15 years, 
said book prices have risen 8 to 
10 percent annually. "I see no 
solution. It seems like the trend 
is increasing prices for 
everything, " he said. 

Textbook prices are generally 
adjusted twice a year, once in the 
winter and once in the summer. 
And this adjustment, made by 
publishing companies, is usually 
higher. Moore said she ordered a 
book for a summer semester 
class in May that was priced at 
$43, and six weeks later the price 
went over $50. 

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sales are constantly going up. 
"It's too new in this semester, 
but we have a lot of books sitting 
on the shelves, " she said. 

Books can be ordered two 
ways. A department can adopt 
standard books that the 
bookstore orders for each 
semester, or professors can order 
books for their classes as needed. 

And for some bookstore 
managers and students, the rub 
enters when professors order 
books without taking students' 
budgets into mind. "Professors 
don't know the costs. The ones 



will check with the bookstore," 
said Moore said. 

Gisela Keller, who is a book 
buyer for Varsity Mart at North 
Dakota State University, told the 
National Association of College 
Stores about a professor who 
ordered a book for a pharmacy 
class that cost $110. The 
instructor wanted to order 50 
books, and Keller said despite 
the bookstore's hesitancy, "he 
was insistent. Sometimes, the 
instructors seem not to have the 
welfare of the students in mind," 
she told the Campus 
Marketplace, a trade journal. 



anthologies for their classes, and 
getting publishers' permission to 
copy sections of books and 
compile them into one "course 
pack," an increasingly popular 
alternative to buying a number of 
textbooks. 

Students also can buy used 
textbooks, but books are now 
updated every three to four 
years, so the lower price doesn't 
last long. 

"Students are sharing, copying 
and doing without," said Hartley, 
at the University of Houston. 
"There's a lot of price resistance 
out there." 



who are concerned about price Some instructors are creating 

Music education workshop 



by Jodi Seely 
News Writer 



Music was the main attraction 
at the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium on Friday, Sept. 25. 
The third annual workshop of the 
Pennsylvania Music Education 
Association of District Three 
(PMEA) was planned by the 
Curriculum/Instruction 
Committee of PMEA, and Susan 
Daniels who is coordinator of 
Rockey Grove Schools. The 
host was Grace E. Urrico of 
Clarion. 

The Conference covered a wide 
range of topics between the 
hours of 9:00 A.M. and 1:00 
P.M. Just a few items on the 
agenda were lecture discussions, 
actual participation, the playing 
of Orff instruments, movement 
activities, and songs and chants. 

A turnout of 83 eager people 
participated in this event, 
including public school 
personnel and college students. 
Grace E. Urrico, Faculty Advisor 
for Music Educators National 
Conference, was pleased with 
the number of students who 
attended. Music Majors, as well 
as other interested students 
participated. "It was very 
successful and lots of people 
were in attendance. Everyone 
seemed happy with the 
presentations and had lots of 
ideas to take home to try," said 
Urrico. 

The National Conference is 
held annually between Clarion 
University and Indiana Univ. of 
PA. Next year, the Student 
Chapter will be held at IUP. 

The workshops consisted of 
three sessions. 

The first session was conducted 
by Bill Pearce, music teacher in 



Purchase Line. It was designed 
to help teachers 'adapt to the 
various students ranging from 
the gifted to the impaired. 

Natalie Ozeas, President of 
PMEA, was the spokesperson of 
the second session. The focus 
was on developing music for 
schools based on new objectives 
and outcome goals. 

In the last session, the 
individual could choose between 
two activities to attend. 



elementary music specialist in 
the Oil City School District, 
represented "Cats and Kids." 
Cats were used as the alternative 
for controversial Halloween 
topics for October lessons. 

The other third session option 
featured McKean Music and 
Keyboard Center Inc. of 
Bradford, PA. 

They demonstrated the 
instrumental materials for the 
elementary band and orchestra 



Beth Orris, who is an program. 



Speech ban lifted 



CPS-The University of 
Wisconsin Board of regents 
established a committee to study 
discriminatory harrassment after 
it voted to repeal a rule against 
hate speech directed at 
individuals. The regents, which 
oversee the 26-campus 
University of Wisconsin system, 
voted 10-6, September 11, to 
repeal the ban because of recent 
court decisions that raised the 
question that such bans may 
violate students' rights to 
freedom of speech, which is 
protected under the First 
Amendment. 

"The issue was divided 
between freedom of speech vs. 
the right to harrassment-free 
education," said Maureen Quinn, 
a spokeswoman for the Board of 
Regents. "It was a cogent debate 
since they were dealing with 
such emotional issues." 

The roots of both the rule and 
the recent repeal go back to 
1988, when the regents wrote a 
discriminatory harrassment 
policy that was installed in the 
student code of conduct. This 
action was taken after a 



fraternity on the Madison 
campus held a "slave auction." 

"There were also verbal 
harrassments throughout the 
university system, so the regents 
felt there had to be a stronger 
student code of conduct," Quinn 
said. About 40 students were 
cited under the rule. 

A student newspaper at the 
Milwaukee campus challenged 
the rule under First Amendment 
violations, and in 1991 a U.S. 
district judge said the rule was 
constitutionally vague. 

The rule was redrafted with 
narrower parameters, and was 
approved in May of this year. 
The rule, as amended, was 
limited to direct confrontations 
between students. However, 
some of the regents began to 
doubt the constitutionality of the 
rule, Quinn said, so it went to a 
legislative hearing, which ended 
up in a deadlock, and then went 
back to the regents for review. 

After voting to repeal the rule 
in early September, the regents 
voted to form a committee to 
come up with ideas. 



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Program helps prevent crime 



by Jenny EbenoU 
News Writer 



In an attempt to combat the 
rising number of incidents of 
crime and assault on college 
campuses, the Department of 
Public Safety, Students Together 
Against Rape (S.T.A.R.), and the 
Clarion University Bookstore 
have joined forces with colleges 
and universities across the nation 
in a safety awareness campaign. 

The "For Safety's Sake..." 
program attempts to protect 
potential crime victims by 
deterring crime and accidents 

Outside Clarion 



wherever possible. 

"We prefer sponsoring 
programs to prevent crimes 
rather than having to investigate 
crimes after they have 
happened," commented Dr. 
Ronald Martinazzi, director of 
public safety. 

The program involves the sale 
of safety whistles and an 
educational brochure containing 
personal safety information. 

This information pamphlet 
contains basic safety tips 
compiled from the American 
Red Cross, International 
Association of Campus Law 



Enforcement Administrators, 
U.S. Coast Guard, Royal Life 
Saving Society Canada, The 
Sexual Assault Care Centre at 
Women's College in Toronto, 
Personal Safety Awareness 
Officer at the University of 
Toronto and the Saanich Police 
Department. 

The safety whistle, the Fox 40, 
is specially designed to attract 
attention in an emergency 
situation or can function simply 
as a reminder of the importance 
of personal safety strategies. 
The whistle emits a shrill tone of 
approximately 150 decibels. 



"The whistle won't prevent a 
rape, but it will serve as a 
deterrent," added Dr. Martinazzi. 

Use of a personal safety whistle 
as a crime prevention and 
awareness tool was tested at 
Camosun College in Victoria, 
British Columbia. 

The concept of a safety whistle 
was brought to Camosun College 
by Constable Barry McLachlan 
while he was serving as a 
community liaison officer to the 
college. 

"The loudness of the whistle 
can startle, frighten away or even 
stop an attacker or alert a 



passerby," McLachlan said. 
"More importantly, people who 
carry the whistle are much more 
aware. Their awareness level is 
at a peak. They are aware of 
their surroundings [and] they're 
taking that extra precaution. 
We've found that people who 
carry the whistle are less apt to 
be bothered." 

Although the initial focus at 
Clarion University is campus 
safety, public safety hopes 
others in the surrounding 
communities will soon become 
involved with the "For Safety's 
Sake..." initiative. 



Victims say "stalking 1 ? laws not enough 



compiled by Dorilee Ray buck 
from the AP service 



State 

Prisons Implement 
TB policy 

A federal judge ordered the 
state prison system on Tuesday 
to implement its new policy 
against tuberculosis, examining 
inmates and guards on a regular 
basis for the disease. 

The State Department of 
Corrections instituted the new 
policy earlier this month, but an 
attorney for the American Civil 
Liberties Union said the 
injunction offers an added 
guarantee that the state will 
follow through on the policy. 

U.S. District Judge Jan Dubois 
directed, on Tuesday, that the TB 
policy to be put in effect at all 15 
state prisons. 

A spokesman for the State 
Department of Corrections, Ben 
Livingood, said the department 
was already putting the new 
policy into effect, but the 
executive director of the ACLU 
said he believed the injunction 
was necessary because the old 
policy wasn't being followed. 

Key points of the new TB 
policy are that everyone who 
enters the department will be 
tested for the disease, including 
new employees. 

The test results will be read 
within 48 hours, with annual 
tests to follow. 

If the tests show signs of 
infection, treatment and possibly 
quarantine will follow. 



Yeakel in tough race 

Democrat Lynn Yeakel 
captured a wave of voter anger 
in the April primary for U.S. 
Senate, but she finds herself 
awash in tough fall currents. She 
facetwo term republican 
incumbent Aden Specter in the 
fall general election. 

Specter started television and 
radio advertising in July, telling 
voters how he has fought for 
senior citizens, farmers, coal 
miners and steelworkers. 

Yeakel, making her first run 
for elective office, started her ads 
only last week. 

A political analyst at Penn 
State-Harrisburg, Michael 
Young, said it's a traditional race 
right now with the challenger 
trailing the incumbent 

But Yeakel's campaign 
spokesman, Bob McCarson, said 
talk of her stumbling in the race 
doesn't square with reality. 
McCarson also said she will start 
to catch up to Specter now that 
her television advertising 
campaign has started. 

Specter has attacked Yeakel on 
television for being late with tax 
payments owed to the city of 
Philadelphia. 

Yeakel has said she made the 
payments when she became 
aware she owed the city money, 
just before she declared her 
candidacy in February. 

Yeakel's campaign said Specter 
is using the attacks to dodge the 
issue of the economy. 

Specter's campaign said the 
information is important for 
voters. 



House gives TV access 

House leaders have given the 
local public television station 
unlimited access to film floor 
sessions beginning this week, but 
so far Senators don't appear 
ready to offer the same 
privilege. 

House Speaker Robert 
O'Donnell, a Philadelphia 
democrat, said Tuesday that 
allowing WITF-TV of 
Harrisburg to film house 
proceedings would help increase 
awareness of state government. 

Under an agreement between 
the House and the station, 
commercial television stations 
will be able to ask WITF for 
footage. 

Previously, cameras were only 
allowed on the House floor with 
the House speaker's permission. 

Nancy Nowicki, O'Donnell's 
spokeswoman, said it was still 
unclear whether the WITF 
cameras would be able to film 
the House Vote Board, which has 
long been off limits to 
photographers. 

Nowicki said that in most 
cases, the television station 
would have the freedom to film 
what it wanted. 



National 

Dems attempt to override 
Bush's veto 

Representative Bill Goodling 
of York County led the 
opposition forces yesterday in 
the democrats attempt to 
override President Bush's veto of 
a bill which would guarantee 
workers time off to deal with 
newborns or sick family 
members. 

The task of marshalling the 
opposition fell to Goodling 
because of his position as the 
Ranking Minority member of the 
House Education and Labor 
Committee, where the bill was 
reviewed. 

For Goodling, the legislation 
holds out false hope for workers 
while intruding into 
management-employee 
relationships. Moreover, 
Goodling sees the vote as a 
political maneuver. 



"Stalking" victims say laws 
not adequate 

"Stalking" victims are telling a 
senate committee that current 
laws may not be adequate to 
protect them. 

One woman said a man who 
had been harrassing her told her 
he would buy the house next 
door to hers and that there was 
nothing she could do about it. A 
mother tells of a man stalking 
her daughter for eight years. 

The committee is looking at 
what would direct the 
government to come up with 
model legislation for states to 
implement. Many law 

enforcement agencies cannot 
take action against stalkers 
because they haven't committed 
any crime. 

In the last few years, 28 states 
have implemented an ti- stalking 
laws. 

Attention has focused on the 
phenomenon since the death of 
actress Rebecca Shaeffer. 



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IUP prof, testifies 
The Penn 

Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania professor 

Benjamin Chan supported the 
use of the book "Dragonwings" 
in an Apollo Ridge School 
District book-banning case 
because he said it promotes 
culture, not religion. 

Pentecostal minister Sylvia 
Hall first sought the book's 
removal last spring when it was 
assigned in her son's eighth- 
grade reading class, according to 
district superintendent David 
Leckvarcik. Hall claimed the 
school district was promoting a 
religion by including it in the 
curriculum. 

"Dragonwings," by Laurence 
Yep, is a historical fiction about 
a Chinese family that 
immigrated to San Francisco to 
work on the intercontinental 
railroad in 1903. 

It is a children's story dealing 
with the cultural problems facing 
a young Chinese boy. 



Security tightens at Univ. of 
Scranton. 

The Aquinas 

In an attempt to solve security 
problems, the University of 
Scranton will enforce policies 
pertaining to residence halls and 
houses this year, said Ted 
Nichols, director of residence 

life. 

Visitation rules in campus 
residences state that students 
may have no visitors of the 
opposite sex in their rooms after 
midnight on weeknights and 2 
a.m. on weekends. 

In addition, resident students 
may not provide combinations to 
outside doors or to their rooms to 
friends, fellow students, pizza 
deliverers or other unauthorized 
persons. 

Those who violate visitation 
rules and those who provide 
others with combinations will 
now be reffered to Student 
Affairs. 

If a pizza deliverer is seen on 
the floor of a university 
residence, the person who 
ordered the pizza could be fined 
$100, Nichols said. 



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grass-roots organization 
with the goal of eliminating 
poverty housing. Consider 
becoming a member! 
Dues are $2 for students, 
$4 for non-students. You can do as little or 
as much as you choose to as a member. You 
might want to be a part of the board of direct- 
ors, or maybe you want to help renovate 
homes in the Clarion area. Our first fund- 
raiser will be held on Sunday, October 4 as 
we "Take A Hike for Habitat." Registration will 
be at 1 :30 at the Gemmell Student Complex. 
We will walk approximately 4 miles around 
Clarion. 

For walk info, membership and T-shirt forms, 
and pledge sheets call the United Campus 
Ministry office at 226-271 1 or stop by the 
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Shippensburg prof, writes 
book 

The Slate 

Dr. John Offner views 
international relations from his 
perspective as an historian with 
expectation as foreign officer 
with the state department. 

Offner, a history professor, 
used this unique view to write 
"An Unwanted War: The 
Diplomacy of the United States 
and Spain over Cuba, 1895- 
1898. 

Offner's findings put into 
perspective the Spanish- 
American War and its place in 
history. Offner said that was 
inevitable. 

Cuban Nationalism and 
Spanish Colonialism were 
irreconcilable forces allowing for 
no compromise, Offner said. 

In the final analysis, he said, 
"Republicans made war on Spain 
in order to keep control of 
Washington in the 1898 
election." 

Bungee idea stretched at IUP 
The Penn 

The location of bungee 
jumping during Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania's 
Homecoming is still up in the 
air, despite discussion during a 
recent borough council meeting. 
At Tuesday night's Indiana 
Borough Council meeting, Frank 
Quarato and Patrick 
Kochanowski, owners of Aqua 
Bungee of Spring Church, 
proposed bringing their 
establishment to Indiana for 
added entertainment. 

Quarato suggested the team set 
up shop behind Kangaroo's 
Outback Cafe in downtown 
Indiana. Council had some 
concern over that initial location 
because of it being so close to 
several bars, the local noise 
ordinance and crown control, 
which could lead to blocking off 
several streets. 

Quarato then offered another 
location, in the parking area of a 
fraternity house. Again, council 
dissuaded the idea for the same 
reasons. 

After further discussion 
concernig location, council 
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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted by 
Public Safety for the week of September 18 through September 27. 

On Sept. 18, at approximately 1:10 a.m., a non-student was cited for 
public drunkenness while in front of Nair Hall. The person registered .25 
on the BAC. 

At approximately 12:30 a.m on Sept. 19, a student was cited for public 
drunkenness in the lobby of Nair Hall. The person was released into the 
custody of a friend. 

On Sept. 19, a wallet was reported stolen from a locker at the stadium 
during the Clarion/New Haven football game. The case is under 
investigation. 

An order of chicken wings and wedges were stolen from a delivery 
truck parked on the service road near Wilkinson Hall at approximately 
12:20 a.m. on September 22. An investigation is pending. 

A clock was reported missing from the conference room in the basement 
of the Haskell house on September 23. Under investigation. 

At about 1:15 a.m., three unknown males entered a room of another 

male in Nair Hall and started to physically harass the person. An 

investigation is pending. 

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On Sept. 24, a student reported that a seat and seat bag were removed 
from his bicycle locked to a bike rack in Campbell Hall. The seat is black 
and the bag is black canvas trimmed with suede. The items are valued at 
approximately $60. The case is under investigation. 

A student from Wilkinson Hall reported items stolen from her room on 
Sept. 24. Several items, of clothing, with a total value of $50, were 
missing. An investigation is pending. 

On Sept. 24, officers received a report of an intoxicated female near 
Givan Hall. The female was found lying in the bushes outside Givan 
Hall, and registered . 17 on the BAC. She was cited for minors 
consumption. 

A fire alarm was pulled around 1:00 a.m. on the thrid floor of Campbell 
Hall on Sept. 25. The case is under investigation. 

Around 1:30 a.m on Sept. 25, a fire alarm was pulled near the stairwell 
on the third floor of Campbell Hall. Under investigation. 

On Sept. 25, at around 5:30 p.m., a non student, visiting a friend in 
Wilkinson Hall attempted to commit suicide by cutting his wrists and 
neck. Officers subdued the individual after a struggle and he was 
transported to COCH by ambulance. 

A fire alarm was pulled on the east side of the thrid floor of Campbell 
Hall. An investigation is pending. 

On Sept. 26, unknown actors caused damage to a public safety vehicle 
parked on Thorn Street. Actors attempted to remove the police radio after 
gaining entrance by smashing the side window. The case is under 
investigation. 

Unknown actors attempted to steal a state vehicle parked in the 
McEntire lot on Sept. 26. An attempt to hot wire the vehicle was 
unsuccessful. 

A fight was reported outside Gemmell Center on Sept. 27, after the 
CABS dance. Public Safety is investigating. 



Public Safety officers noticed restroom signs unlawfully removed from 
Gemmell Center on Sept. 27. The "Men's" and "Women's" signs are 
bluish green over white in color. Under investigation. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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The Clarion Call - 10-1-92- Page 11 




The U.S. Army Field Band marches into Tippin 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



""The internationally famous 
United States Army Field Band 
of Washington, D.C. will 
perform for a patriotic audience 
here at Clarion University, in 
Tippin Gymnasium, Wednesday, 
October 7. 

The band is under the 



The Field Band was organized 
on March 21, 1946 when 
General Jacob L. Devers issued 
an order to Chief Warrant 
Officer Chester E. Whiting, the 
commander of the Army's First 
Combat Infantry Band. General 
Devers wanted a band that would 
"carry into the grass roots of our 
country the story of our 
magnificent army, its glorious 



"It's a great instrument 

for stirring 

patriotic emotions. " 



operational control of the 
Army's chief of public affairs at 
the Pentagon. Known as the 
"musical ambassadors of the 
Army," the field band travels 
thousands of miles each year on 
at least two major concert tours 
and is considered by -music <j 
critics to be one of the most 
distinctive musical organizations 
now appearing before the public 
free of charge. 



traditions and achievements and 
that great symbol of American 
manhood — the ground soldier." 
In more than 45 years, the band 
has traveled over five million 
miles performing for millions of 
people. 

General Devers' creation of the 
Army Ground Forces Band 
ultimately led to the change in 
name of the Band when, in 1950, 
the band was renamed the United 



States Army Field Band and 
declared the official touring 
musical representative of the 
United States Army. A 
distinguished member of 
Congress aptly described the 
band, "It is a great instrument for 
stirring patriotic emotions." 

The band is composed of the 
Army's finest soldier-musicians. 
Many have studied at the 
country's leading conservatories 
and schools of music; many have 
performed with major 
symphonies and leading dance 
orchestras before entering the 
service. All of the musicians 
have been specially auditioned 
and selected for assignment to 
the field band. 

The soldiers' chorus is an 
intregal part of the band and is 
made up of 29 highly-trained and 
talented vocalists under the 
direction of Major Finley R. 
Hamilton. 

The Chorus presents its own 
arrangements of well-known 
compositions at each field band 
performance. 

The field band's early years 





Public affairs photo 



The United States Field Band, here In Its entirety, wil! perform in Tippin Gymnasium on 
Wednesday. 



Colonel Jack H. Grogan, Jr. is 
ductor of the field band. He's 
the band's history. 

included performances at the 
Royal Festival Hall in London, 
Luxembourg Gardens, Paris; the 
Olympic Stadium in Berlin; and 
in Austria, Belgium and France. 
By 1954, the Band had 
performed in all 48 states. 

Other special performances 
included the King and Queen of 
Greece, five Presidential 
inaugural parades and other 
appearances world-wide. 
The field band also produced an 
album entitled "We The People" 
with printed music arrangements 
that were distributed to every 
high school throughout the 
United States to assist them in 
commemorating the 

Constitution's Bicintennial. 

As the musical voice of the 
United States Army, the field 
band is authorized to carry and 
display the Army flag, which 
bears 168 streamers representing 
campaigns in which the Army 
has participated since its 



UAB Photo 
the commander and con- 
only the seventh director in 

incepton. 

As impressive as the 
performance of their music is, 
the outstanding appearances of 
the bandsmen attired in the 
distinctive Army dress blue 
uniform, which has a tradition 
dating back to the early 1800's 
when it was worn by the then 
young U.S. Army. 

The band's concert repertoire 
is designed to appeal to all 
audiences, offering classical, 
semi-classical and popular 
selections, choral arrangements, 
novelty numbers and military 
marches on each of its programs. 
On tours of other nations, the 
field band has performed the 
works of American composers as 
well as music indigenous to that 
country. 

Admission is free to the public, 
but you must pick up a ticket at 
the information desk at Gemmell 
in order to get in the door. The 
concert begins at 7:30 p.m. 



Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 

Recital scheduled 



by Monty Mudry 
Features Writer 



The Music Department of 
Clarion University will present a 
faculty recital featuring Dr. Lisa 
Johnson, clarinetist. The recital 
is scheduled for Sunday, October 
4, at 3:15 p.m. in the Marwick- 
Boyd Auditorium of the CUP 
campus. Dr. Johnson is 
beginning her second year as a 
music professor at CUP. Her 



solo recital will consist of works 
such as Brahms' "Trio," 
Poulencs' "Sonata," 

Lutoslawskis' "Dance Preludes," 
as well as other works. Assisting 
artists include: CUP faculty 
members Grace E. Urrico on the 
piano, Paula Amrod also on the 
piano and Vahe Berberian, who 
is a mezzo-soprano. The public 
is cordially invited to attend the 
first factulty recital of the year. 
Admission is free. 



Cultural night: A taste of the 
middle east right here in Clarion 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writing 



The Clarion International 
Association will presnt their first 
"Middle Eastern Cultural Night," 
Friday, October 2nd, at 7 p.m. in 
the Gemmel Multi-purpose 
room. 

In an effort to give exposure of 
the region to the university and 
the Clarion community, the event 
will include traditional dances, 
music and a short film 
concerning the modernization of 



Saudia Arabia. Also scheduled 
are exhibits from the other 
countries including Kuwait, 
Saudi Arabia and Turkey, to be 
displayed. Following the 
presentation, samples of food 
and beverages from the region 
such as roasted lamb, Middle 
Eastern style rice, desserts such 
as Kunafa and Buklava and 
traditional coffee and tea will be 
served. 

Admission is free and 
everyone is invited to participate 
in this cultural event. 



University students 
helping the community 



by Lisa Lepre 
Features Writer 



Into the Streets is a national 
initiative designed to introduce 
more students to thoughtful 
community service and to 
provide a learning experience 
that will challenge them to 
volunteer on a regular basis. 
Although Into the Streets is a 
nationwide organization, it's 
focus is on area communities. 
The purpose of the organization 
is to bridge the gap between the 
lack of communication many 
universities experience with their 
communities. 

Into the Streets offers Clarion 
University students the 
opportunity to support this 
community by being involved. 
Student involvement is the key 
to making sure that Clarion and 
this community operate as one, 
to the benefit of all. 

Not only will the student watch 
the community of Clarion 



flourish but they will also 
experience the personal 
satisfaction that comes from 
helping those who need it. 

This program is worthwhile for 
anyone with the desire to make a 
difference and the time to make a 
meaningful commitment that 
will result in a life long love of 
active community service. 

Anyone interested in becoming 
a member of Into the Streets, or 
wants to find out other ways to 
volunteer community service is 
asked to attend a meeting on 
Monday, October 19 at 5 p.m. in 
248 Gemmel. For further 
information please contact Lynn 
Harrialdson, Denise Bume or 
Andrea Cathcart at 226-27 1 1 . 

Into the Streets will also be 
represented on Saturday, October 
3, at the Leadership Workshop. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 



Thurs Oct. 1 

Yearbook pictures taken 
today (262 Gem) 



Sun Oct. 4 

Faculty Recital: 
Lisa Johnson, clarinet 
(Aud) 3:15 pm 



Fri Oct. 2 

High School Visitation Day 

Yearbook pictures taken 

today (262 Gem) 

Credit/No Record ends 

4pm 

Clarion Int. Assoc. Cultural 

Program (Gem M-P) 7pm 



Wed Oct. 7 

YOM KIPPUR 
UCM Lecture Series 
(252 Gem) 12 noon 
U.S. Army Band 
Concert (Tp) 7:30 pm 



Learn the basics of 
job interviewing 

Where: Givan Hall side 
lobby. 

When: October 6 and 7 at 
8:45 p.m. 

Tuesday : Learn hairstyles, 
make up and jewelry, from 
Regis Hair Care Center. 
Wednesday : a panel 
discussion consisting of 
local business managers on 
qualities in employee 
candidates. Both are free 



Dining and 

residence hall 

meeting, Monday 

October 5 at 3:00 

in Chandler. 
All are welcome. 



Red Stallion Nite Club 

For The Best In Nite Club 
Entertainment 

Rppearing Saturday Oct. 3 

88 fl.D. 

10pm-2am 



Mon Oct. 5 

Bloodmobil e (Tp) 
11 am - 5 pm 
GolfatPSAC 
Championships 
Policy Committee mtg. 
(B-8 Chap) 4 pm 
Student Senate mtg. 
(248 Gem) 7 pm 



Sat Oct. 3 

- Koinonia Hay Ride 

- 1992 Student Leadership 
Conference 

- Archery Season opens 



Tues Oct. 6 

Athletic Timeout 
Luncheon 



Thur Oct. 



Sorority "Welcome 

Social" (250/252 Gem) 

6:30 pm 

Sorority Candlelight 

Ceremony (Ralston 

Field) 8 pm 

UAB MOVIE "Final 

Analysis" (Gem M-P) 



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The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 - Page 13 




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What will happen if 

Ross Perot gets back in 

the presidential race ? 



* 



CALL-ON-YOU 
compiled by 
Raymond Nice 




Sandy Hawkins 

Junior, Computer Science 

"Ross Perot will split the Democratic vote in 

half and Bush will win." 



Fri Oct. 9 

Dec. Grad. apps due 
fron Deans (Registrar's 
office) 

UAB/BACCHUS 
Bedrock Cafe 
(Gem M-P) 8 pm 



ml 



UAB Dinner Theater 
cancelled 

"The Star Spangled Girl" 
scheduled for October 3 and 4 in 
Gemmell multipurpose Room 
has been cancelled. 



Scavenger Hunt! 

Where: Ralston Hall 
When: October 7 
open to anyone interested- 
contact Ann at 3616. 






&aut*J&. Weavet getvefe* 




606 MAIN STREET, • CLARION, PENNSYLVANIA 16214 
Phone 814/226-8272 



Brett Whitekettle 

Sophomore, Undecided 

"He won't win, and he will look stupid." 



Donyeau Bruce 
Freshman, CIS 
He still won't win, no matter how much 
money he has." 



Jean Barsotti 

Grad student, Library Science 

"It will take votes away from Bush and 

Clinton and make it closer." 






Stacy Oman 
Senior, Secondary Earth Science 
"I think hell win by a landslide." 



Cheryl Beichner 
Freshman, Business Administration 
I'm afraid he'll make Congress have to 
choose the president" 



Hit 



Kristen Iden 

Grad student, Library Science 

"He may influence some people to vote, but 

he doesn't have much of a chance." 



Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 

Recital scheduled 



by Monty Mudry 
Features Writer 



The Music Department of 
Clarion University will present a 
faculty recital featuring Dr. Lisa 
Johnson, clarinetist. The recital 
is scheduled for Sunday, October 
4, at 3:15 p.m. in the Marwick- 
Boyd Auditorium of the CUP 
campus. Dr. Johnson is 
beginning her second year as a 
music professor at CUP. Her 



solo recital will consist of works 
such as Brahms' "Trio," 
Poulencs' "Sonata," 

Lutoslawskis' "Dance Preludes," 
as well as other works. Assisting 
artists include: CUP faculty 
members Grace E. Urrico on the 
piano, Paula Amrod also on the 
piano and Vane Bcrberian, who 
is a mezzo-soprano. The public 
is cordially invited to attend the 
first factulty recital of the year. 
Admission is free. 



Cultural night: A taste of the 
middle east right here in Clarion 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writing 



The Clarion International 
Association will presnt their first 
"Middle Eastern Cultural Night," 
Friday, October 2nd, at 7 p.m. in 
the Gemmel Multi-purpose 
room. 

In an effort to give exposure of 
the region to the university and 
the Clarion community, the event 
will include traditional dances, 
music and a short film 
concerning the modernization of 



Saudia Arabia. Also scheduled 
are exhibits from the other 
countries including Kuwait, 
Saudi Arabia and Turkey, to be 
displayed. Following the 
presentation, samples of food 
and beverages from the region 
such as roasted lamb, Middle 
Eastern style rice, desserts such 
as Kunafa and Buklava and 
traditional coffee and tea will be 
served. 

Admission is free and 
everyone is invited to participate 
in this cultural event. 



University students 
helping the community 



by Lisa Lepre 
Features Writer 



Into the Streets is a national 
initiative designed to introduce 
more students to thoughtful 
community service and to 
provide a learning experience 
that will challenge them to 
volunteer on a regular basis. 
Although Into the Streets is a 
nationwide organization, it's 
focus is on area communities. 
The purpose of the organization 
is to bridge the gap between the 
lack of communication many 
universities experience with their 
communities. 

Into the Streets offers Clarion 
University students the 
opportunity to support this 
community by being involved. 
Student involvement is the key 
to making sure that Clarion and 
this community operate as one, 
to the benefit of all. 

Not only will the student watch 
the community of Clarion 



flourish but they will also 
experience the personal 
satisfaction that comes from 
helping those who need it. 

This program is worthwhile for 
anyone with the desire to make a 
difference and the time to make a 
meaningful commitment that 
will result in a life long love of 
active community service. 

Anyone interested in becoming 
a member of Into the Streets, or 
wants to find out other ways to 
volunteer community service is 
asked to attend a meeting on 
Monday, October 19 at 5 p.m. in 
248 Gemmel. For further 
information please contact Lynn 
Harrialdson, Dcnisc Bume or 
Andrea Cathcart at 226-27 1 1 . 

Into the Streets will also be 
represented on Saturday, October 
3, at the Leadership Workshop. 















Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 


Thurs Oct. 1 


Fri Oct. 2 


Sat Oct. 3 


- Yearbook pictures taken 


- High School Visitation Day 


- Koinonia Hay Ride 


today (262 Gem) 


- Yearbook pictures taken 


- 1992 Student Leadership 


< 


today (262 Gem) 


Conference 




- Credit/No Record ends 


- Archery Season opens 




4pm 






- Clarion Int. Assoc. Cultural 






Program (Gem M-P) 7pm 




Sun Oct. 4 


Mon Oct. 5 


Tues Oct. 6 


- Faculty Recital: 


- Bloodmobil e (Tp) 


- Athletic Timeout 


Lisa Johnson, clarinet 


11 am - 5 pm 


Luncheon 


(Aud) 3:15 pm 


- GolfatPSAC 
Championships 

- Policy Committee mtg. 
(B-8 Chap) 4 pm 

- Student Senate mtg. 
(248 Gem) 7 pm 




Wed Oct. 7 


Thur Oct. 8 


Fri Oct. 9 


- YOM KIPPLR 


- Sorority "Welcome 


- Dec. Grad. apps due 


- UCM Lecture Series 


Social" (250/252 Gem) 


fron Deans (Registrar's 


(252 Gem) 12 noon 


6:30 pm 


office) 


- U.S. Army Band 


- Sorority Candlelight 


- UAB/BACCHUS 


Concert (Tp) 7:30 pm 


Ceremony (Ralston 


Bedrock Cafe 




Field) 8 pm 


(Gem M-P) 8 pm 




- UAB MOVIE "Final 






Analysis" (Gem M-P) 





} 



The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 - Page 13 






* 



What will happen if 

Ross Perot gets back in 

the presidential race? 



CALL-ON-YOU 
compiled by 
Raymond Nice 




Sandy Hawkins 

Junior, Computer Science 

"Ross Perot will split the Democratic vote in 

half and Bush will win." 



.' * 



Learn the basics of 
job interviewing 

Where: Givan Hall side 
lobby. 

When: October 6 and 7 at 
8:45 p.m. 

Tuesday : Learn hairstyles, 
make up and jewelry, from 
Regis Hair Care Center. 
Wednesday : a panel 
discussion consisting of 
local business managers on 
qualities in employee 
candidates. Both are free 



UAB Dinner Theater 
cancelled 

"The Star Spangled Girl" 
scheduled for October 3 and 4 in 
Gemmell multipurpose Room 
has been cancelled. 



Scavenger Hunt! 

Where: Ralston Hall 
When: October 7 
open to anyone interested- 
contact Ann at 3616. 



« 
* 1 






Brett Whitekettle 

Sophomore, Undecided 

"He won't win, and he will look stupid." 



Donyeau Bruce 

Freshman, CIS 

'He still won't win, no matter how much 

money he has." 



Jean Barsotti 

Grad student, Library Science 

"It will take votes away from Bush and 

Clinton and make it closer." 



Dining and 

residence hall 

meeting, Monday 

October 5 at 3:00 

in Chandler. 
All are welcome. 



Red Stallion Nite Club 

For The Best In Nite Club 
Entertainment 

Appearing Saturday Oct. 3 

88 R.D. 

1 0pm-2am 



&€U£/^.We€H*etJfee€w6n4 




606 MAIN STREET. • CLARION, PENNSYLVANIA 16214 
Phone 814/226-8272 






Stacy Oman 
Senior, Secondary Earth Science 
"I think he'll win by a landslide." 



nit 



Cheryl Beichner 
Freshman, Business Administration 
I'm afraid he'll make Congress have to 
choose the president" 



Kristen Iden 

Grad student, Library Science 

"He may influence some people to vote, but 

he doesn't have much of a chance." 



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Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 



New ex hibit opens at Sandford Gallery 



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The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 - Page 15 

that items that had washed up on wanted to beat the man up 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Features Writer 

Opening the new Sandford 
Gallery, exhibit artist Emma 
Amos delivered a public lecture 
to the campus. Amos is an 
associate professor of art at the 
Mason Gross School of Arts at 
Rutgers University, New 
Brunswick, New Jersey. She 
presented "Odyssey: A Family 
from Slavery 1860's-1960's," on 
September 29. 

Amos is the third of four 
prominent African-American 
scholars to speak at Clarion as a 
participant in the visiting 
scholars program. 

The visits are supported by a 
grant obtained by the Clarion 
University College of Arts and 
Sciences from the State System 
of Higher Education (SSHE) 
Office of Social Equity with 
matching funds provided by 
Clarion University. 

Amos explains "Odyssey" in 
the following fashion, "This 
exhibition is my homage to the 
family, friends, mentors, heroes 
and stories that formed me in 
Atlanta." 
The ten "Odyssey" prints trace 



Amos' family to the beginning 
of the 1960's and the emergence 
of the new south. 

The prints are large scale 
works on Sekishu rice paper with 
printer's oil-based colored ink, 
hand painted by the artist on 
oversized plates printed with the 
assistance of master printer 
Kathleen Caraaccio on an 
etching press. The paintings 
were registered to photographs 
reproduced by Cannon color 
laser transfers with some hand 
painting. 

At age eleven, Amos was 
enrolled in an oil painting class 
at Morris Brown College and 
exhibited at Atlanta University's 
annual art shows until she left 
for Antioch College, in Ohio, at 
age sixteen. She also studied at 
the Long School of Art and 
earned her masters degree in art 
from New York University in 
1965. 

Along with in-depth studies of 
art, Amos' works have been 
displayed internationally at 
shows at the Bronx Museum, the 
Newark Museum, the William 
College Museum of Art, the 
Zimmerman/Saturn Gallery, the 



Museum of Modern Art, the Dia 
Foundation, the Clocktower and 
the National Museum of Women 
in the Arts. 

She also has received 
fellowships from the National 
Endowment for the Arts, the 
New York Foundation for the 
Arts and an NAACP Honor 
Award for achievement in art. 

Her paintings and prints are 
included in collections of the 
Schomburg Collection, the 
Studio Museum of Harlem, the 
Newark Museum, the Museum 
of Modern Art, the Museum of 
African Art, the New Jersey 
State Museum, the Jane 
Voorhees Zimmerli Art Museum 
and Johnson & Johnson. 

The Sandford Gallery exhibit 
is scheduled from September 29 
to October 30. The exhibit is 
sponsored by the college of arts 
and sciences, the art department, 
the Office of Social Equity, the 
Sandford Gallery and the Clarion 
University Foundation. 

The Gallery is located on die 
2nd floor in upstairs from the 
Marwick-Boyd main auditorium. 
Mon.-Fri 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. 




Kari Ambrass/Clarion Call 
At the UAB Superstar Studio on Tuesday students had the chance to show off their 
beautiful singing voices, while the control worker (pictured here) was busy trying to 
make it sound as good as mechanically possible. 




"Odyssey: A Family From 
on display at Sandford Art 



public affairs photo 
Slavery 1860's-1960*s," will be 
Gallery until October 30. 



Day gives concert against rape 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



Chances are that if you 
attended Thursday's Nancy Day 
concert you came out of 
Founders Hall with a message of 
hope and courage. 

The star of the concert was 
Nancy Day, a Pittsburgh 
musician who was also a victim 
of sexual abuse. Day's songs 
range from "It Wasn't Me", 
which is about the myths used to 
suggest that the victim somehow 
asked to be sexually assaulted, to 
"Surivior", a tune about 
overcoming sexual assult and 
going on with life. Before 
performing each song, Day told 
the audience what that particular 
number meant to her. According 
to many members of the 
audience, Day did a good job in 
relaying her message of hope 
and courage. 

The concert was the 
culminating event of Clarion 
University's first Sexual Assault 
Awareness Week and was 
sponsered by S.T.A.R., which 
stands for Students Together 
Against Rape. The group chose 
an early date to make students 
aware of sexual assault, which is 
one of the most wide-spread 
problems on college campuses 



today. The group has met with 
some success. "For the first 
week, it's gotten more attention 
than expected, but it's still not 
really enough," said Joy Pryke, a 
member of S.T.A.R.'s Executive 
Board. 

CUP student Debra Stiles 
summed up her feelings about 
the concert and the issue, "I 
think it's a wonderful 
opportunity to educate the 
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-Local Detroit legislator Gil 
DeNello proposed a ban recently 
of the Super Soaker water gun, 
but refused to back down on his 
opposition to control of real 
guns. Asked by the Detroit 
News to explain the apparent 
contradiction, DeNello said, 
"Real guns are intended to kill. 
The Super Soaker is intended as 

a toy." 

-United States Department of 
Agriculture scientists announced 
in June that pumping cottage 
cheese whey onto sloping fields 
could cut soil erosion 65 percent 
to 75 percent. The scientists 
identified whey's milky 
stickiness as the characteristics 
that made it effective, and they 
noted that other whey attributes 
replenish nutrients in the soil. 

-In May, because of a 
misunderstanding about an 
earlier court order, a county 



court clerk in Tavares, Florida 
authorized sheriff's deputies to 
carry out a second repossession 
order against James Scarmardo's 
ex-girlfriend. Included in the 
second order, which supposedly 
was to recover items Scarmardo 
had bought for the woman, 
which were his property, 
included 12 pairs of underpants, 
described in such sufficient 
detail that deputies thought the 
underwear the woman was 
wearing at the time were 
included. She removed them in 
another room and handed them 
to deputies. 

-An April issue of the Gaston, 
North Carolina Gazette, 
featuring local "People Who 
Made It" (artists, teachers, 
business leaders, athletes, etc.), 
included Virgil Griffin for his 
prominence in the state Ku Klux 
Klan. 

-Criminal justice professor 



Rock News 



by Amy Whittaker 
Contributing Writer 



Rock news is going to be a by- 
weekly column featuring what's 
new on the college radio scene. 
It is coordinated for the Call by 
WCCB. 

REM will be releasing its latest 
album "Automatic for the 
People" on October 6. The new 
album, produced by the band 
with Scott Liu, is said to contain 
several intricate orchestral 
ballads, with former Led Zepplin 
bassist John Paul Jones arranging 
string ensembles. The single 
"Drive" has already received 
considerable airplay from 
alternative stations and a top 40 
push is planned for early 
November. 

New Vice President of A&R 
records at Warner Brothers, 
Prince will be gracing listeners 



with a new album on October 13. 
Along with the New Power 
Generation, Prince has created a 
conceptual rock opera. The new 
single, "My Name is Prince," 
will be hitting the air waves 
soon. 

If you're in touch with the 
techno scene, look for Prodigy's 
U.S. debut on October 16 with 
"Experience." This British act 
recently headlined a rave in 
Winchester, playing to more than 
30,000 people. 

Body Count has been dropped 
from two Los Angeles- area 
Guns 'N 1 Roses/Metallica bills by 
promoter Avalon Attractions. 
Body Count was asked by GNR 
to open shows at the Memorial 
Coliseum and the Rose Bowl in 
Pasadena. The group was 
deemed" inappropriate" by 
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the "alternatives to prison" 
course at Nassau County 
Community College in New 
York, was arrested in May for 
helping two inmates escape from 
a correctional facility in 
Warwick, New York. A former 
student said, "He made class 
very interesting. I guess 
everybody has their own little 
secrets." 

-Spartanburg, South Carolina 
mayor Bob Rowell changed his 
mind in April about publicizing a 
proclamation dedicated to 
Holocaust survivors. He 
admitted that the reason was his 
fear of offending the German 
BMW car company, which was 
then deciding between Spartan- 
burg and Omaha as the site for a 
new U.S. plant. In July, BMW 
selected Spartanburg. 

-The Center for Marine 
Conservation reported in May 



beaches from recent ocean 
dumpings included: a 

refrigerator in North Carolina, a 
washing machine in California, a 
car in Deleware, medical 
syringes in double the quantity 
from 1990, 59 packages of 
debris from 15 different cruise 
lines, and a container the size of 
a semi-trailer-full of melting ice 
cream. The average weight of 
all trash collected per mile of 
beach was 667 pounds. 

-Blaine Johnson, 22, who 
accidentally blew his right hand 
off while fooling around with the 
gunpowder from small rockets 
earlier this year in Mat-su- 
Borough, Alaska: "It was just 
something to do. We don't have 
TV. When you live in the 
woods, you blow stuff up." 

-A 12-year-old boy was 
arrested in Fort Lauderdale, 
Florida in May and charged with 
auto and bicycle theft. It was his 
25th arrest since he turned 9. 

-Sean Lee Quails, 21, walked 
into 4th District police 
headquarters in Washington, 
D.C. in July and asked by name 
for the officer who had arrested 
him the day before for disorderly 
conduct. When the desk officer 
asked why, Quails said he 



Quails and his companion then 
jumped over the front desk and 
began beating the two desk 
officers, but were soon subdued. 

-In June, a woman, described 
only as in her 40's, spent five 
hours off and on shopping at a 
Des Moines, Iowa convenience 
store, buying scratch-off lottery 
tickets, stopping only when her 
paycheck of $60 had been 
exhausted with just one winner. 
A few minutes later, she returned 
to the store and robbed it 

-In April, Velma Ann WanUin, 
28, was given a citation by 
police in Houma, Louisiana for 
improper use of the 911 line after 
she called to report that her 
husband was preventing her 
from watching the season finale 
of "Knots Landing." 

-Shauna Raisch filed a lawsuit 
in Tampa, Florida in July against 
the National Cos-metology 
Association, alleging that she 
was unfairly denied her rightful 
place on the 1992 U.S. Ladies 
Hairstyling Team bound for The 
Cosmetology Olympics in Tokyo 
in October. 

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Leisure: The Individual Society "Students 
formulate their own philosophy of leisure and 
develop an understanding of their own leisure 
behavior." University of Georgia 

UFOs in American Society "Films such as The 
Day the Earth Stood Still and The Thing will 
be shown." Temple University 

The Aesthetics of Science Fiction "An 
examination of significant works of science 
fiction.... Among authors and critics studied 
are Asimov, Clarke, Wells, Zamyatin, Lem, 
Smith, Blish, Capek, and LeGuin. The course 
will also examine a number of science-fiction 
films." Skidmore College 

Household Equipment "Selection, 
construction, operation, and care of household 
equipment." Brigham Young University 

Fame and Fortune: Materialism, Business 
Values, and the American Success Ethic 
"Since there is, in fact, a life after Trinity 
College, what is its purpose? What should ' its 
purpose be?..." Trinity College 



Men and Masculinity "This course allows men 
and women to come to a deeper understanding 
of men as men." Hobart and William Smith 
Colleges 

Basic Mime "Emphasis will be given to such 
areas as movement illusions, group illusions, 
and comedic technique for mime." Loyola 
University of Chicago 

Badminton I "Helps students acquire the 
fundamental skills of badminton.. ..Content 
includes offensive and defensive skills, singles 
and doubles strategy and play, rules and 
etiquette." Ithaca College 

Meal Management "Organization and 
management of time, energy, finance, and 
nutrition in planning and preparing family 
meals." Brigham Young University 

Pleasure Horse Appreciation and Use "Open 
to all... students interested in pleasure horses. 
The principles of horse management are 
included as well as instruction in riding." 
University of Connecticut 



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Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce 
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right. 

A landlocked country 
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European country which subjugated this 
nation in the 19th century. 

Principal religion of this nation. 

A cereal grass cultivated in this country 
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Oct 4 thru 10 



WEEKLY OVERVIEW: Venus planet of creativity and relationships makesagood 
aspect to Mars. A week thai can attract new romance, companionship and artistic 
endeavors. Thinking planet Mercury moves Into Intuitive Scorpio. Best days tor 
Luck: Monday and Wednesday. For Love: Thursday. 
THIS WEEK FOR ALL SIGNS 



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step into your picture now. Make the 
most of your talents, skills and knowl- 
edge to attain your goals. 
CANCER June 22- Jury 23 

Mercury moves into your "enjoyment 
sector". Your creativity and social plans 
should be carried a step further. Best 
days for speculation: Sunday and Wed. 
LEO Jury24.Augu*23 

Shift interests to family surroundings 
and what It may take to make them 
more pleasant & comfortable. A Thurs- 
day home social shows good vibes. 
VIRGO fcajuatHS-ptn 

Friendly visits with neighbors could be 
worthwhile You could adopt • course 
of action that would be mutually bencfi - 
dal for the two of you. 
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A sideline could become a money- 
maker! Mercury moves thru your money 
sector indicating a side business could 
bring profit as well as pleasure. 
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Mercurymoveslntoyoursunsign. Flow 
with the favorable tides destiny has for 
you Don'taUownegauvcdoubtstosink 
in. You are better than you think! 
SAGITTARIUS Mc*2M>ec21 

Sleep on It! Once you have consulted 
your deepest levels, the conclusions 
retched should be acted on. Be wiling 
to reverse a decision previously trade. 



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By mingling with work related soaal 
groups you could obtain some valuable 
information. Career results you have 
been socking should be doser. 
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thru career sector. Extra efforts in new 
areas could jnove worthwhile. Others: 
Anticipate better trends forthcoming. 
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learn something new. Good news could 
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30 Ms. Ferber & others 
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Clarion offense sputters in loss to Westminster 




The Clarion Call - 10-1-92 - Page 19 



What a difference a week 
makes! 

The Clarion University Golden 
Eagle offense, which appeared 
invincible just one week ago, 
was humbly returned to 
mortality last Saturday afternoon 
against Westminster. A tough 
Titan defense thoroughly stifled 
Clarion's offensive game plan. 
By the time the Eagles finally 
crossed the goal line, the 
outcome had already been 
determined: Westminster 21, 
Clarion 11, 

The Titan defense led 
quarterback Tim Myers into one 
of his most frustrating games as 
a collegiate. After forcing 
numerous third and long 
situations, the Titans would drop 
six or seven men into pass 
coverage, leaving the senior with 
nobody to throw to. Myers' final 
numbers read 15 of 37 for 186 
yards. He had one touchdown, 
but also had two interceptions. 
Seven of those completions and 
104 yards came in the 
meaningless fourth quarter when 
the Titans were just keying on 
the big plays. 

Ironically, the Golden Eagles 
appeared to have the football 
gods on their side as the game 
got under way. After a Clarion 
possession died at their own 20, 



Myers' punt caromed off of a 
Westminster body and Brad 
Kline pounced on it at midfield. 
Receptions by Jess Quinn of 
eight and seven yards followed 
by nine yards from Jay Tonini 
provided the yardage necessary 
for a 35 yard field goal from 
Paul Cramer. Clarion led 3-0. 

With just over a minute 
remaining in the opening stanza, 
the Golden Eagles' high- 
powered offense found their 
engine belts beginning to snap. 
On first and ten from their own 
seven yard line, Myers looked 
deep for Marlon Worthy, but 
found a Titan defensive back 
instead. One play later, 
Westminster running back Kyle 
Hetrick danced 15 yards around 
the right end and the NAIA 
powerhouse college never 
looked back. 

Myers' second interception 
placed Westminster inside the 
Clarion 15. From there, Hetrick 
moseyed 13 yards for his second 
score of the half, and the Titans 
walked into the locker room 
leading 14-3. 

The inefficient Clarion offense 
mustered only three first downs 
and 97 yards of offense through 
two periods. To put it in 
perspective, Myers had more 
punts than completions in the 
first half. 

Midway through quarter 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 

Eldridge Ponder (2) and the Clarion "D" played well on Sat. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Quarterback Tim Myers had a rough day on Saturday, throwing two interceptions that both 
led to Westminster scores. 



number three, Westminster put 
together their third touchdown 
drive of the contest. The visitors 
balanced 48 yards on the ground 
with 36 yards in the air and used 
up enough of the clock to put the 
game away. 

Clarion finally broke through 
the Titan defense in the fourth 
quarter. Myers spread the wealth 
around by completing passes to 
four different receivers en route 
to a nine play, 81 yard scoring 
drive. The drive was capped off 
by a 31 yard touchdown strike to 
Damien Henry. Worthy made a 
splendid catch of Myers' two- 
point conversion pass to set the 
final at 21-11. 

Every Golden Eagle opponent 
has been undefeated. Clarion 
must have been asking 
themselves if Washington was 
coming to town next weekend. 
No, but the Golden Eagles will 
open their PSAC-West contests 
at Edinboro University this 
Saturday at 2 p.m. Edinboro, by 
the way, is undefeated at 3-0 and 
ranked seventh in the NCAA 
Division II polls. The Fighting 
Scot defense is ranked #1 in the 
PSAC and #2 in the nation. 
Edinboro has won the last four 
meetings between these two 
teams. 

This battle will be the start of 
six PSAC-West collisions that 



will determine the PSAC-West 
champion. 



Westminster 
Clarion 



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3 8-11 



FIRST QUARTER 

Clarion: FG Cramer 35, 7:09. 
Drive: 7 plays, 21 yards. Key play: 
Myers' punt hits Titan, recovered by 
Kline at 50 yard line. Clarion 3, 
Westminster 0. 

Westminster: Hetrick 15 yard run 
(Woods kick), 0:54. Drive: 1 play, 
15 yards. Key play: Myers pass 
intercepted by Jones, returns to C15. 
Westminster 7, Clarion 3. 

SECOND QUARTER 

Westminster: Hetrick 13 yard run 
(Woods kick), 4:16. Drive: 3 plays, 
15 yards. Key play: Myers 
intercepted by Dick, returned to 
C30. Clarion personal foul moves 
ball to C15. Westminster 14, 
Clarion 3. 

THIRD QUARTER 

Westminster: Buggey 1 yard run 
(Woods kick), 5:01. Drive: 11 
plays, 83 yards. Westminster 21, 
Clarion 3. 

FOURTH QUARTER 

Clarion: Henry 31 yard pass from 
Myers (Worthy pass from Myers for 
2-point conversion), 9:34. Drive: 9 
plays, 81 yards. Key play: 16 yard 
pass from Myers to Worthy on 3-7 at 
W31. Westminster 21, Clarion 11. 



TEAM STATISTICS 

West. Cla. 

FIRST DOWNS 20 13 

3RD-DOWNEFF. 6-15 4-15 

NET YDS RUSH 207 89 

attempts 53 26 

NET YDS PASS 156 186 

attempts 19 37 

PUNTS/YARDS 7-215 8-307 

RETURN YDS. 46 56 

FUMBLES/LOST 3-3 2-1 



KEY PLAYER STATISTICS 

Westminster rushing: Hetrick 18- 

98, Buggey 17-96. 

Clarion rushing: Henry 12-40, 

Tonini 7-27. 

Westminster passing: ()' Shea 12 

for 19 (156 yards), o TD and 1 INT. 

Clarion passing: Myers 15 for 37 

(186 yards), 1TD and 2 INT. 

Westminster receiving: Sofran 5- 

77, Aeppli 3-55. 

Clarion receiving: Brown 5-57, 

Worthy 4-55. 

Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 

Mazoff 18-9-0, Reinhart 15-9-1, 

Andrews 13-10-1, Kline 13-7-0. 

Clarion interceptions: Kline (1). 



EXTRA POINTS 

-Clarion fullback Jay Tonini 
has rushed for 149 yards on 
only 32 carries (almost five 
yards a carry). 

Tight end Tim Brown is 
averaging 63 catches a game, 
tops in the PSAC. 



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Women's volleyball team hanging with PSAC elite 



by Mike Jewart 
Sports Writer 



After a romp through the East 
Stroudsburg tournament and the 
destruction of arch rival Slippery 
Rock, the Clarion University 
Golden Eagles volleyball team 
landed at Seton Hill University 
and at the Fairmont State 
tournament last weekend. 

Last Friday, the CUP women 
took a 2-0 lead over Seton Hill 
with 15-5 and 15-12 scores. 
"The Hill" recovered slightly by 
taking game three, 15-12. 
However, the Clarion spikers 
proved too mighty as they won 
game four, 15-10, and took the 
match, 3-1. Leading the way for 
the Clarion women were senior, 
co-captains Wendy Ellenberger 
and Tammi Bills. Ellenberger 
had the offense flying with 42 
set assists, and Bills was the 
cornerstone of the defense with 
29 digs. Sophomore Meghan 
Kelly added 20 digs and Nicole 
Flambard chipped in with 12 
kills. 

On Saturday and Sunday, the 
Golden Eagles set their sights on 
the Fairmont State tourney. The 
Clarion attack was grounded in 



the first match of the tourney 
against West Virginia Weslyan. 
The CUP women were defeated 
in three straight sets, 15-8, 15-12 
and 15-10. Ellenberger again led 
the team in assists with 28 and 
also in kills with nine. Bills and 
Kelly led the defense with 11 
digs each. 

It didn't take Clarion long to 
regain their winning ways in 
their second match of the 
tourney, winning against West 
Virginia-Charleston in three sets, 
15-9, 15-9 and 15-9. Jennifer 
Betters had a team-high nine 
kills. Suzanne Sheldon added 
eight more. Bills and Kelly 
again led the defense with 18 
and 14 digs, respectively. 
Ellenberger turned in her usual 
stellar performance with 30 set 
assists. 

The CUP spikers kept on 
rolling as they met Glenville in 
their third game of the tourney. 
Clarion set the tone of the match 
early with a 15-4 thrashing of 
Glenville in game one. Glenville 
gave Clarion a little suffer test in 
game two, but CUP prevailed 
16-14. Clarion was simply too 
much for Glenville as they won 



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15-8 in game three and took the 
match in three straight sets. 
Ellenberger had 26 set assists 
and Kelly was the "D" stopper 
with 16 digs. 

The victory over Glenville 
landed the Eagles in the semi- 
finals and a chance for revenge 
against West Virginia Weslyan. 
They never got on track as they 
dropped three straight sets, 15-6, 
1 5-6 and 15-11. Ellenberger had 
18 assists. Bills contributed 10 
digs and Bobbie Simpson had six 
kills. 

On Tuesday night, the CUP 
women dropped to 10-7, overall, 
and 2-3 in the PSAC-West with a 
loss to visiting Edinboro. 'Boro 
swept Clarion in three sets, 15- 
12, 15-13 and 15-8. This gave 
'Boro a sweet 4-1 PSAC-West 
mark, thus far. Flambard led 
Clarion with eight kills and 
Simpson chipped in seven of her 
own. Ellenberger had 23 set 
assists and Tammi Bills had 14 
digs. 

Clarion will attempt to get 
back on the winning track at the 
Slippery Rock Tournament this 
weekend, playing even more 
games against stiff competition. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Get up, Girl!: Co-captain Tammi Bills is looking to score 
during Tuesday night's match against Edinboro. 



GOLDEN EAGLE LEADERS: 

Assists: Wendy Ellenberger 

412. 

Kills: Nicole Flambard 126, 

Bobbie Simpson 116. 



Service Aces(through 

Monday): Bobbie Simpson 38. 
Block Solos( through Monday): 
Bobbie Simpson 22. 
Digs: Tammi Bills 223, Meghan 
Kelly 161. 



Golf team heading toward PSAC's 

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by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University golf 
team participated in two 
tournaments this past week. 
They were in the Slippery Rock 
Invitational last Thursday and 
the Mercyhurst Invitational last 
Monday. 

At the Armco Country Club, 
last Thursday, Clarion finished 
ninth at the Slippery Rock 
Invitational with 410 points. 
The host team, Slippery Rock, 
won with 368 points. IUP turned 
in another great tournament 
showing with only 382 points. 

For Clarion, senior Rich 
Grafton led with a 76. Junior 
Todd Corbeil and sophomore 
Chris Brocious both shot 82's. 
Brian Fiscus also did well 
shooting an 83. Don Turowski 
and Greg Greska finished out the 
pack, shooting in the high 80's. 

Things really turned around, 
however, in the Mercyhurst 
tourney at the Lakeview Country 
Club in Erie on Monday. 

"We played much better on the 
tougher course last week," said 
head coach Bob Carlson. 

IUP won the tournament with 
314 points. Malone came in 
second with 322 points followed 
by Gannon with 325. The 
Golden Eagles finished fourth 



with 326 points. 

Clarion was led by Grafton, 
who shot an 80. He finished 
sixth overall in the tournament 
out of 75 golfers. Coach Carlson 
said that Grafton has been 
displaying tremendous 

leadership in his performances. 
Brocious and Fiscus both shot an 
81. Turowski shot an 84 and 
Corbeil shot an 86. 

Coach Carlson said that the 
scores were very impressive if 
you consider the fact the 
Lakeview course was difficult. 
'To shoot an 86 on this course is 
a job well done, to shoot an 80 is 
exceptional," said Carlson. 
Carlson was pleased that the 



golfers all played well at the 
same time. 'To be competetive, 
we have to be consistent," said 
Carlson. "We all have to play 
well at the same time." 

Junior Todd Corbeil, who is 
being counted on as one of the 
team leaders, has been struggling 
of late. But Carlson is showing 
great faith in Corbeil and knows 
that Corbeil will be needed in the 
fall PSAC championships. 

The team will see action next 
at the Allegheny tourney on 
Tuesday, October 6. The fall 
PSAC Championships will take 
place on October 8 at Lock 
Haven. Coach Carlson is 
hoping to peak at just that time. 



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Tennis team falls to Shippensburg 



by Amy Roe 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
women's tennis team notched 
two more victories last week 
defeating PSAC rivals Slippery 
Rock and Lock Haven. 
However, the women dropped a 
match over the weekend to 
powerful Shippensburg. 

The Golden Eagles pulverized 
Slippery Rock last Wednesday, 
9-0. 

Shara Wolkomir, in the #1 
position, defeated her Rock 
opponent, 6-2, 6-3. Marianne 
Martin triumphed in the #2 
position with a 6-2, 6-0 win. 
Darcy Ingham won in the #3 
position, 6-3,6-1. Roxanne 
Milton won in two sets from the 
#4 position, 6-3, 6-1. Jennifer 
Keil won 6-4, 6-0 in the #5 
position. Melodie Dess had the 
most competition from the #6 
position but still prevailed, 5-7, 
64, 6-3. 

Fiona Koiners, a former #1 
seat at Slippery Rock, has been 
assisting head coach Terry Acker 
while doing graduate work here 
at Clarion. She was with the 
Golden Eagles last Thursday as 



they downed her alma mater. 
"The match against Slippery 
Rock was very aggressive in 
singles play," said Koiners. 
"Marianne Martin had a great 
game in the singles competition 
and Roxanne Milton and 
Jennifer Keil both added 
outstanding matches." 

In doubles play, #1 Wolkomir 
and Ingham won in three sets, 4- 
6, 7-5, 6-3. Dess and Keil 
defeated their opponents, 6-2, 6- 
2. Martin and Milton took the 
courts and capped off the 
onslaught with a 6-1,6-0 victory. 

On Thursday, the Golden 
Eagles defeated the Bald Eagles 
at Lock Haven, 9-0. 

"Melodi Dess played an 
outstanding match on Thursday," 
said Coach Acker. "Shara and 
Darcy played very aggressively; 
it showed in their quick 
matches." 

In singles play, Wolkimir 
defeated her opponent in the #1 
seat, 6-1, 6-0. Martin won from 
the #2 position, 6-4, 6-0. The 
third seat, Ingham, grabbed the 
upper hand in a 6-2, 6-1 win. 
Milton victimized her opponent 
in two sets (6-1, 6-2) in the #4 



position. In the fifth seat, Keil 
had a 6-1, 6-2 win, and Dess 
won in #6 singles, 6-1, 6-2. 

In #1 doubles, Ingham and 
Wolkimir earned a 6-2, 6-3 
victory. Dess and Keil won 6-0, 
6-1 in the #2 position and Martin 
with Milton defeated their 
opponents 6-0, 6-2. 

The Eagles were defeated by 
their opponents from 
Shippensburg, 8-1. Sunday's 
results yielded with #2 seat 
Martin earning the only win 
against Clarion's opponents. 
Martin defeated her adversary in 
three sets, 0-6, 6-4, 6-2. Top seat 
Wolkimir fell 3-6, 4-6. Ingham, 
in the #3 position, was defeated 
0-6, 0-6. Milton lost, 2-6, 3-6 in 
the #4 position. Keil fell in the 
#5 position, 2-6, 1-6 and #6 
singles Dess lost to her 
opponent, 1-6, 3-6. 

In #1 doubles, Ingham and 
Wolkimir lost, 5-7, 0-6. Dess and 
Keil were defeated, 5-7, 0-6 and 
Martin and Milton fell at the #3 
position, 4-6, 3-6. 

Clarion will be hosting 
Edinboro on Wednesday (at 3 
p.m.) and IUP on Thursday (at 2 
p.m.) at the Campbell courts. 




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Clarion's Roxanne Milton attempts to ace her opponent 
Milton plays at the #4 position. 



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PSAC school involved in historic re-enactment 



Mansfield, Pa. (AP) - When 
you talk night football, you have 
to talk Mansfield University and 
Wyoming Seminary. One 
hundred years ago, that's all 
there was. 

The two schools met Monday 
night on the same field where 
they met the night of September 
28, 1892. It was just the second 
night game in the town's history. 



"Fifty years ago, nobody did 
anything. It occulted to me 
some time after that, they missed 
the 50th anniversary," said 
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town erected a plaque (with the 
wrong date), marking Smythe 
Field as the site of the first night 
football game. 

Mansfield University's Alpha 
Chi Rho fraternity re-enacted the 
original game Monday night at 
halftime of a real rematch of the 
Mansfield-Wyoming Seminary 
game. 

In the real rematch, a group of 
Mansfield sophomores and 
freshman put together 
specifically for Monday night's 
game beat the Wyoming 
academy's varsity team 27-8. 
The Mansfield players were 
older than Wyoming's. 

"This is the big game of the 
season for us," said Bob Timko, 
a Mansfield philosophy 
professor who is coaching his 
school's team. "It's Texas- 
Arkansas, Oklahoma-Texas and 
Army-Navy, all in one." 

The NCAA prohibited 
Mansfield from using redshirt 
players from its Division II 
football team, so school 
spokesman Scott Miller put 
together a team for Timko to 
coach. 

"I'll go down in history as 
someone with the best record in 



Mansfield history or someone 
with the worst record," said 
Timko. 

Ken Sweet scored the first night 
touchdown. The original game 
played 100 years ago ended in a 
tie after being called at halftime 
because of poor lighting. Just 20 
bulbs lit the field then - the 
equivalent of four street lights 
today. 

That game, already rough 
because players ran headlong 
into one another, was made 
rougher with a light standard 
erected in the middle of the field. 

The first game also featured 
the flying wedge and a play in 
which the ball carrier was hurled 
over the line of scrimmage. At 
the time, teams only had to gain 
five yards in three "carries." 

For the Wednesday night 
attraction at the 1892 Mansfield 
Fair, the university decided to 
exhibit both its football team and 
electric lights, something the 
town wouldn't be wired with for 
another five years. 

Most people came to see the 
lights in 1892, but on Monday 
night, more than 7,000 people 
showed up to watch the rematch 
and the re-enactment. Two 
weeks after the original game, 



Wyoming took out an 
advertisement in the Mansfield 
newspaper, challenging the 
university to a rematch. 

Miller published a response in 
area newspapers just this past 
August, accepting the challenge. 

The Wyoming team travelled 
from Kingston, Pa., 100 miles 
southeast. Actually, travel for 
the team was easier in 1892, with 
the trains. Monday, they had to 
take back roads. The train 
doesn't come here anymore. 

"We're delighted to be playing 
under the lights because in the 
last 100 years we haven't done it 
that often," Wyoming 
spokeswoman Mary Francis 
Donley said. "And for the team 
that is on the average 2-3 years 
younger than most of the 
students we're playing, we didn't 
do that badly." 

At the turn of the century, 
Mansfield sent along many 
players who starred in pro 
football and baseball, but few 
names that would be 
recognizable. Night football, 
however, has become its real gift 
to the world. 

"Is it a good gift? I think so," 
Bailey said. 



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Lock Haven University avoids severe penalties 



Lock Haven, Pa. (AP)- The 
failure of an NCAA investigative 
staff to prepare a full report on 
violations in the Lock Haven 
University wrestling program 
helped the school avoid two 
years of severe penalties. 

The NCAA placed the 
program on two years' 
probation, but its infractions 
committee suspended severe 
penalties, since the violations 
were never presented to them as 
a whole. 

In its report, the NCAA said 
former coach Neil Turner had a 
"general lack of awareness of 
recruiting rules" and failed to 
seek advice from school 
officials. The failure resulted in 



major violations. 

The school reported a series of 
problems to the NCAA in 1990, 
but the NCAA's investigative 
staff never presented the full 
report to the infractions 
committee. Finally, the 
university asked the NCAA what 
had happened to the full case. 

Last November, the committee 
agreed not to impose severe 
sanctions, because its 
investigators did not process the 
complaint in a timely manner. 

"If the case had been submitted 
to the committee in its entirety. . 
. the committee would have 
imposed serious penalties upon 
the university, including a two- 
year ban on post-season 



competition and suspension of 
all paid recruiting visits for two 
years," the NCAA report said. 

"We'd be mistaken if we 
thought this was not a severe 
situation," Lock Haven athletic 
director Sharon Taylor said. 

Lock Haven reassigned 
Turner after discovering the 
violations and accepted his 
subsequent resignation. An 
assistant, Norm Palovczik, also 
resigned. It also brought a 
booster organization under 
university control. 

The NCAA said Lock Haven 
boosters illegally contacted 
potential recruits and that the 
team paid for trips by recruits' 
parents, held tryouts for 



scholarships and intermingled 
booster club money with 
university funds. 

Turner also granted eligibility 
to wrestlers who did not meet the 
NCAA's academic requirements. 

"The violations basically 
involve a successful Division I 
wrestling program that was not 
being properly controlled by the 
institution. And as it became 
more successful, it needed more 
guidance than it had," said Allan 
Williams, the immediate past 
chairman of the NCAA sanctions 
committee. 

The school was ordered to 
vacate its team records in the 
1988, 1989 and 1990 post-season 
and file compliance reports with 



the NCAA for the next two 
years. It also faces the NCAA 
"death penalty" if they have 
another major violation in any 
program in the next five years. 

Brad Lloyd and Craig Corbin 
were NCAA All-American 
wrestlers during those years. 
Taylor said she didn't believe 
they would be forced to return 
their honors. 

Turner now coaches at 
Messiah College in 
Pennsylvania, which must 
require that he attended NCAA 
rules compliance seminars and 
"recertify" its wrestling program 
and any summer camps or 
booster clubs he is associated 
with. 



Sports Opinion "The Q Awards" 



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byJonQ.SUler 
Sports Editor 



Ladies and gentlemen, it's time 
to roll out the red carpet once 
again. It's time to celebrate what 
need not be celebrated, to rejoice 
over absolutely nothing. Yes, 
you know exactly what I'm 
talking about! If you don't, 
don't worry. The point is moot. 
But now that I have your 
attention, I will introduce the 
2nd Annual "Q Awards." ' 

The "He's not just a dumb 
jock" award goes to Earvin 
"Magic" Johnson for the second 
time. He announced earlier this 
week that he would be returning 
to the NBA for yet another 
season. I don't care what anyone 
thinks he should do. "Magic" 
wants to play basketball, so he 
will. His doctors okayed it, the 
Lakers okayed it and even 
Cookie okayed it. The man is 
6'9" and weighs 235 pounds, are 
you gonna try to stop him from 
playing? Go for it, Earvin! 

The "Their gonna lose for the 
third time just like the Denver 
Broncos" award goes to the 
Pittsburgh Pirates. In the last few 
years, they've had Steve 
Buechele, Bobby Bonilla, Bill* 
Landrum and John Smiley and 
they never made it to the World 
Series. These guys are now 
gone. So is Pittsburgh's chances 
of beating the Braves. 

The "Mr. October" award 
doesn't go to Barry Bonds. If 
Bobby Bonilla couldn't protect 
Bonds, how can Jeff King? 

The "Please don't ever pick 
up a fumble and run with it" 
award goes to the Steelers' Greg 
Lloyd. It's almost frightening! 



The "Dukes of Hazard" 

award goes to Koy and Ty 
Detmer. Or was that Bo and 
Luke? Or Luke and Koy? At 
least I'm sure of Daisy! 

The "Your'e a real man" 
award goes to Jimmy Conners. 
He beat Martina Navratalova in 
two sets to take home a $500,000 
prize. Hey Jimmy, it's too bad 
that you couldn't beat up 
Martina in a fight, you little runt 
She's more of a man than you. 

The "Better than Bo" award 
goes to San Diego State running 
back Marshall Faulk. He is an 
apartment complex, folks! I 
read that he was limited to 118 
yards against UCLA last week. 
How can you be limited to 118 
yards? What would 200 yards 
be? A pretty good game? 

The "He didn't inhale" award 
goes to Steve Howe, formerly of 
the Yankees. He never once 
inhaled. Honorable mention: 
Bill Clinton. 

The "No respect" award goes 



to former commissioner Fay 
Vincent. He found out that the 
only way a commissioner can get 
respect is to die. 

The "Most unusual hockey 
game ever played" award will 
go to the Pittsburgh Penguins 
and the Philly Flyers. The Pens 
just signed Mario Lemieux to a 
$42 million dollar contract. The 
Flyers, I believe, traded their 
whole team, $100 million 
dollars, Rocky Balboa's statue 
and the Philadelphia Spectrum to 
get Eric Lindros. So when the 
Pens and Flyers meet on October 
6, it will be Lemieux vs. Lindros. 
Neither team can possibly have 
enough money left for any other 
players. 

The 'He's the "Great one'" 
award goes to Eric Lindros. The 
man hasn't played one minute in 
the NHL and he is already better 
than Gretzky and Lemieux? 
Not. 

The "Odd couple of the 
week" award goes to Andre 



Agassi and Barbra Streisand. 
How big are those beer goggles, 
Andre? Damn! 

The "Julio Cesar Chavez" 
award goes to no one. The man 
can't weigh much more man my 
little brother. I say we throw out 
all the titles and have one 
championship belt. "Pound for 
pound, he's the best fighter in the 
world" is just crap. Put two 
fighters in the ring and let them 
decide who's best. For the 
championship! Chavez vs. Mike 
Tyson? 

The "Pay per view event of 
the century" award could go to 
Rob Dibble and Lou Piniella in a 
15-round exhibition. "Mr. 
Perfect" would be in Dibble's 
comer! Honorable mention: Bo 
Jackson or Dan Quayle at a 



spelling bee. 

The "What a complete 
travesty" award goes to the Far 
East entry in the Little League 
World Series for having 17 and 
18 year old players in the 
tournament. It was for 11 and 12 
year olds, by the way. I should 
have known by their cleanup 
hitter's 6'1", 190 pound build 
that he wasn't 12 years of age. 

At some high school in 
Pittsburgh, right now, there is an 
argument going on about how 
long a cheerleader's skirt should 
be. I only have one thing to say 
about that, "Is it the length of the 
skirt or the height of the girl?" 

That topic is as stupid as 
saying that cheerleading is not a 
sport! Oh, I'm sorry. I'll save 
that topic for a later date. Next! 




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There will be a Blood Mobile at 
Tippin Gymnasium on Monday, 
October 5 from 11:00 a.m. until 
5:00 p.m. Food for the canteen 
will be provided by Geo's pizza 



Personals 



To "Our Boys" Good luck 
Saturday against Edinboro. We 
know you guys can do it & we 
will be there for you, as always. 
Love ya, Jill and Rhonda. 



Happy Birthday to Amy Belan, 
We love you. Love your D Phi E 
sisters. 



O Sig Eps you are so keen. 
Thanks for helping us pick up 
our fabulous 14. 



Sig Eps- The air was cold and 
the water was warm and there 
was always room for just one 
more! Thanks for the awesome 
Hot Tub Rush Party! We'll 
splash around with you anytime. 
Love, the sisters of Tri Sigma. 



To the sisters of Tri Sigma- 
Thank you for all pulling 
together, especially Teresa and 
Deb, for making this an 
incredible Rush! Good Job! 



To the sisters of Tri Sigma and to 
all my friends: Thank you for all 
the flowers, cards, and words of 
support. Your thoughtfulness 
will never be forgotten. Sigma 
Love and Friendship, Lisa. 



To Lisa, Heather, and Jen our 
deepest sympathy is with you 
and your families. You know 
we'll always be here for you! 
Love your Tri Sigma sisters. 



KDR- It was great twisting the 
night away with all of you! Let's 
do it again. Love, the sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



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sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha. 



We would like to thank Alison 
Muck and Tammie Snyder for all 
your work thru Rush. You both 
were great and we love you! 
Love, your Zeta sisters. 



Congratulations to our new 
associate members: Sara 
Cottone, Mellony Marsh, 
Michelle McDonald, Ami Miller, 
Fran Spadafora and Tracy 
Wolfe! We love you, ThetaPhis 



Hey Diane!- Great Rush! We 
had such a good turn out. 
Thanks for all of your time and 
hard work. Love, your Delta 
Zeta sisters. 



Congratulations to Fall 92 Delta 
Zeta Pledges! We are looking 
forward to becoming closer with 
all of you! Love, the sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



Congratulations to the D Phi E 
Fall '92 pledge class. Love your 
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To our sweetheart Gina, Thank 
you for the hugs and kisses. The 
cups were cool. You're all right. 
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Details soon. 



Traci Showers, Thanks for 
another great rush! You did a 
great job once again! We love 
you! Love, Theta Phi Alpha 
sisters. 



Phi Sigma Sigma proudly 
welcomes the Fall '92 Teddy 
Bear Pledge class!! They are; 
Kelley Mahoney, Deb Zehner, 
Colleen Standifur, Kristie Ritter, 
Dee Maretti, Kristen Warner, 
April Gallagher, Georgann 
Torchia, Laura Stufft, Melissa 
Welty, Stella Gary. We love you 
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To Phi Sigma Sigma, Sorry this 
is late, but our house just got 
finished, so we thought we'd 
wait. We had a good time at the 
mixer. Theta Xi 



The Brothers of Theta Xi would 
like to congratulate our brother 
Lyle Gardner on the birth of his 
son, and Ron Craig for getting 
engaged to Steph. Good Luck. 
The brothers of Theta Xi. 



To the residents of 70 N.5. AVE. 
We should party more often. 
How do we keep people from 
jumping off the roof though 
(Donny). ALF week is just 
around the corner. Who is 
bringing the BBQ sauce??? The 
Great 21. 



Zetas! The mixer wasn't just 
another day at the beach. It was 
sunsational! Thanks, The 
Brothers of Delta Chi 



Tri-Sigma would like to 
congratulate our new pledges! 
We can't wait till you're sisters! 



Phi Sigma Sigma invites you to 
hop aboard the Phi Sig Railroad! 
Anyone interested is welcome to 
our open bid party on Tuesday, 
October 6 from 4:00 to 6:00 p.m. 
See ya at our house! (110 Grand 
Avenue) 



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SmrtLOBimm- Tall Cliffy predicts: 

Seminoles to dismantle Miami defense 



Okay, Okay. . .so I didn't 
exactly do well last week. 
Alright, so I did god awful, but I 
told you this wasn't an exact 
science. Besides, who would 
have thought that Cleveland 
backup Mike Tomczak would be 
color-blind and throw to the 
hapless Denver defense instead 
of his entourage. I also didn't 
receive much help from Rod 
Woodson, who completely 
buggered a punt at his own eight 
yard line, thus, resulting in a 
Green Bay touchdown. Kansas 
finally proved to me and 
everybody on Earth that they are 
overrated. And Marshall Faulk 
"only" rushed for 118 yards 
against UCLA, blowing another 
prediction from an obvious 
amateur (i.e. me). 

Now, I must regain my 
composure and try this again. So 
without further ado. . . 
ML 
New Orleans at Detroit Even 

The Saints (2-2) had a good 
game against the Niners last 
Sunday, but that is only if you 
looked at the stats. If you 
watched the game, New Orleans 
looked flat. San Francisco 
averaged 4.8 yards per rush, 
which is not typical for the 
Saints' defense to allow. Bobby 
Herbert had 259 yards passing 
against the 49ers and should 
have just as good a game against 
the Lions. But the Saints' 
defense needs to hold Barry 
Sanders to under 100 yards in 
order for a New Orleans win. 

That is very unlikely, because 
the Bucs did that last week. 
Sanders had just 70 yards on 20 



carries; this just won't happen 
two weeks in a row. Rodney 
Peete had a tremendous day 
passing against Tampa, but his 
line gave up three sacks for 25 
yards. The Lions (1-3) need for 
their offensive line to give Peete 
more time against the Saints, 
who have a better "D" than the 
Bucs. 
Tall Cliffy 's pick: Detroit 

Kansas City at Denver +1 

This spread is unbelievable. 
Denver (3-1) proved nothing 
against the Browns last week, 
except that David Treadwell can 
kick field goals. John Elway was 
10-17 for just 157 yards passing. 
His line has allowed more sacks 
than any other NFL team, and 
Denver has the worst offense 
(yardage-wise) in the league. I 
don't expect them to wake up 
against the Chiefs. 

Kansas City (3-1) looked very 
impressive Monday night against 
the Raiders. Dave Krieg proved 
that he can lead the Chiefs this 
season. Krieg threw for just 61 
yards, but ran for two 
touchdowns, something that 
hasn't happened in a few years. 
Barry Word ran for 125 yards, 
and he isn't even KC's best back. 
Christian Okoye saw limited 
playing time, but still gained 35 
yards on eight carries. The 
Chiefs also have running back 
Harvey Williams, who was never 
used against the Raiders. Look 
for Williams to have his share of 
carries against the Broncos. And 
don't look for the Broncos to 
stop him. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Kansas City 



Dallas at Philadelphia -4 1/2 

What a great game this is 
going to be! The Cowboys (3-0) 
had a week off to prepare for this 
game. And, believe me, they will 
be prepared. Michael Irvin is the 
best receiver in the NFC, and he 
has a very good passer throwing 
to him, Troy Aikman. Emmitt 
Smith is a great back, but might 
find trouble with the awesome 
Eagle defense. The Cowboy 
defense is getting better, but they 
will definitely get burned by the 
versatile offense of the Eagles. 

Philly (3-0) also had last week 
off, which means that they will 
be just as prepared for this game. 
Randall Cunningham has proven 
that Eagle fans should not worry 
about his knee. Keith Jackson 
will be missed, but the loss will 
not throw off Philly's offense 
that much. The Eagle defense is 
playing for their former leader, 
the dearly departed Jerome 
Brown. This means that they will 
be tougher than their #1 ranking, 
last year. This could be the year 
that Philly goes all the way. 
Tall Cliffy'spick: Philadelphia 

CaSm 

Florida St at Miami -3 

The Seminoles (4-0) have 
something to prove after last 
year's disappointing loss to the 
'Canes. Head coach Bobby 
Bowden also has to prove that he 
is not a conservative coach. FSU 
was not a conservative team, 
until the last minutes of the 
Miami game last year. That not 
only allowed Miami to come 
back and win the ball game, but 



it also lost me tons of dinero. 
However, Florida St. now has 
Freddie Ward behind center. 
Ward passed for 240 yards last 
week with one TD and no INT's, 
the first time he hasn't thrown a 
pick this year. He is steadily 
improving and should display 
against Miami just how much 
talent he really has. 

Miami (3-0) is running scared 
right now. They were nearly 
upset by a less talented Arizona 
team last week, proving that they 
did not deserve the #1 ranking. 
Washington is now the top 
ranked team in the country and 
Miami is probably feeling like 
they have to play catch-up the 
rest of the season. Miami has 
won the last four out of five 
meetings between these two 
teams, but those were much 
better Hurricane teams. This will 
be a close contest, but the 
Seminoles will be on top in the 
end. 
Tall Cliffy'spick Florida St 

Boston College at WVU +2 1/2 
This spread is also incredible. 
Boston College (4-0) has shutout 
three opponents. Their defense 
has forced 13 turnovers, held 
opposing quarterbacks to well 
under 45% in completion ratings 
and last week, they did not allow 
the Michigan State offense past 
the 22 yard line. BC also has one 
of the better quarterbacks in the 
nation, Glenn Foley. And they 
had two 100+ yard rushers in 
their last three ball games. 

WVU (3-0-1) entered the Top 
25 (#25) this week, but they are 
no match for their Big East 



counterparts. Look for this to be 

a landslide. 

Tall Cliffy 's pick: Boston 

College 

Tennessee at Louisiana St. +7 

I have not seen either of these 
teams this year, but I like taking 
chances (as shown in last week's 
dismal predictions). I'm going to 
go with Tennessee. I've always 
liked the Vols (4-0) and they are 
trying to win game for their ailed 
head coach Johnny Majors. 
Tall Cliffy'spick: Tennessee 

Well, that's all for this week. I 
only hope that I can even my 
record at .500, or go 0-6 so you 
can have the time of your life 
running me into the ground with 
rude comments about my sports 
knowledge. Believe me, it 
wouldn't be the first time. . . Mr. 
Sitler is already laughing at my 
very presence. 

Tall Cliffy's record 
2-4 



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Volume 74, Issue 5 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 8, 1992 



In 



This 



Issue 



News 



Annual meeting 

SSHE holds an annual 

IStudent Meeting Day in 
Harrisburg pg 5 



Features 



ALF history 

A historical look at the 
Autumn Leaf Festival 
both past and 
present pg 11 



Sports 



Fourth loss 

Clarion Golden Eagles 
football team loses fourth 
in a row to Edin 
boro pg 23 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday> Sunny, high 60 
Friday> Cloudy, high 65 
Saturday> Hazy, high 68 
Sunday> Cloudy, high 63 
Monday> Rain, high 58 
T\iesday> Sunny, high 65 
Wednesday> Cloudy, 
high 69 



Index 



Commentary. pg.2 

News pg.5 

Features pg. 11 

TV listings pg. 12 

Campus events pg-17 

ALF events pg. 18 

Entertainment pg. 21 

Sports pg. 23 

Classifieds pg. 27 



Council of Trustees passes 
$15 graduation fee for 1993 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Council of Trustees recently 
voted Clarion University for a 
$15 graduation fee for the 1993 
May graduates. 

Clarion is now among the 11 
of 14 state universities that have 
decided to charge this fee. 

Other universities charge from 
$5 to $30. The University chose 
a fee that was in the middle to 
cover graduation expenses. The 
fee will pay for diploma jackets, 
postage to send out the diplomas, 
the commencement program, 
possible speakers and for tickets 
expenses. 

This will generate approxi- 
mately $16,500 over the next 
three years, which will be $5,500 
annually. 

The fee was suggested by the 
administration because the 
university is in financial need. 

Mr. J. Douglas Bills of the 
Registrar's Office helped design 
the content of what students need 
to know about the fee. He also 
surveyed the 14 state institutions 
to get estimates on prices they 
charged their students to 




Students at Clarion University 
difficulties and budget cuts. 

we have enough money." 

He said, "There used to be a 
Drop/Add fee, but it was 
dropped." Bills doesn't think 
they will drop the graduation 



Scott Dilbn/Clairon Call 
will be paying a $15 graduation fee next May due to financial 



We are in financial need 
right now. I don't think $15 
will be that much when you 
graduate." 



graduate. 

Originally this fee came out of 
the budget but there was a 
budget cut. Because the 
university graduates 1,200 to 
1 ,300 students a year, postage 
was getting too expensive to 
send out the diplomas. Bills said, 
"This is a labor intense project to 
send out all the diplomas." 

Bills also said, "We're not 
trying to inconvenience students. 
We're just trying to make sure 



fee and does not believe the fees 
will rise in the future. 

Mr. Paul Weaver, a member of 
the Council of Trustees who 
voted for this fee said, "I agree 
with the fee because there are 
budget restraints. There is never 
enough money to go around." 

He also said that the student 
body will benefit from this fee 
for graduation. "We are not the 
only institution doing this, other 
schools are doing it, too. Penn 



State is paying around $35." 

Weaver also said he agreed 
with the fee because the 
university could have raised 
tuition to $200 next spring, 
instead of $100. The extra $15 
dollars will make up for the 
budget restraint that the 
university feels. 

Crystal Knorr, the student 
trustee of Clarion, voted for the 
fee for next semester, also. 

Knorr said, "We are in 
financial need right now. I don't 
think $15 will be that much 
when you graduate." She also 
feels the fee will definitely not 
increase in the next three years. 

"I'm sure that the students are 
going to be upset. I would like 
my diploma to be worth 
something when I graduate." She 
also went on to say that the 
graduation fee would free up 
other money for educational 
purposes. 

Many students on die campus 
are not happy about the fee. 
They feel they should not be 



paying all this money for the 
increase in student activites, the 
increased tuition next semester 
and now the graduation fee. 

"Students have enough 
expenses to pay for outside of 
classes.", said one student 

The Counsel of Trustees is an 
advisory group to the president 
of the university. They discuss 
proposed issues from the 
administration and decide what 
is in the best interest for the 
university. The council also 
approves budgets that are passed. 
Mr. Weaver has been a 
member of the Council of 
Trustees for seven years. 

Knorr is a senior and is this 
year's student trustee. She will 
graduate this May. 

Applications for graduation 
will be available beginning 
October 12 at the Accounts 
Receivable Office, B-16 Carrier 
Administration. 

Students graduating this 
December will not be affected by 
the fee, only 1993 graduates. 



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The way I see it 

Editor ' 



38 more 
years 



We all agree that America 
needs a change. But don't let 
Bill Clinton fool you. He wants 
to change the wrong end of 
Pennsylvania Avenue; the real 
problems of this country have 
been caused by a belligerent 
Democratic Congress. In the 
September 7, issue of the Clarion 
Call . Ms. Mahoney raised 
several points that must be 
refuted to allow students on this 
campus to make the choice that 
is so desperately needed for 
America's future. As a 
Democrat concerned with the 
state of this nation, a balanced 
view must be presented. 

Unemployment, a pressing 
issue for people across the 
nation, has been attributed to the 
Bush administration. However, 
unemployment is lower now 
than when Carter, the last 
Democratic president, left the 
oval office. Ms. Mahoney 
wanted to know why nothing is 
being done to take care of 
"people issues," such as 
unemployment. For some time 
now, President Bush has had an 
economic recovery bill before 
Congress. In their attempt to 
halt economic growth until 
November 4, the Congress has 
delayed passing any of the 
President's proposals for fear of 
their success. If the economy 
gets better because of the 
President's plan, the Democrats 
fear that Bill Clinton has no 
chance of winning the 
presidency. Once again, they 
would have to face a president 
who refuses to rubber stamp 
their spending increases. 

Ms. Mahoney stated that 
education is an issue being 
ignored. President Bush's 
Education 2000 Plan has been 




Melissa Mayes 

accepted and implemented by 
several states. This policy 
allows parents to make 
educational choices for their 
children- choices Mr. Clinton 
wants to place in the hands of 
government. This country relies 
on free enterprise and 
competition to produce the best 
products. It is proven that 
competition creates better 
quality. If the Education 2000 
plan was implemented on a 
national level it would insure 
higher standards in all our school 

(Cont, on pg. 4) 



You are now expected to pay 
for your diploma, literally! It's 
not just the education part 
anymore that you have to hand 
out the bucks for, it's the actual 
diploma. Fifteen whole dollars 
worth. 

Frankly, I'm angry. First, they 
raise tuition every single year 
that I've been here. Then they 
spend $45,000 on signs that I'm 
never going to use and finally 
they tell me I have to fork over 
$15 of my hardearned cash just 
for the piece of paper that sums 
up four years of hard work. 

Doesn't this sound a little bit 
greedy to you? 

Where's the "thank you" for 
working so hard for four or more 
years and making a name for 
Clarion. Instead of sending me 
off with good wishes and fond 
farewells, I get insulted. 

I'm sick and tired of paying 
an endless amount of bills to this 
university. Extra tuition money, 
an increase in activity fees, 
parking permits, books and now 
a graduation fee. I know I pay 
for more than those I've just 
listed but at the moment I can't 
think of them all-there are so 
many. 
When is it going to stop? 
This graduation fee is supposed 
to pay for the actual costs 
incurred by my diploma. Who 



cares what the darn thing looks 
like or what it comes in. Just 
give it to me; I've earned it! 

I've tolerated the extra 
expenses that seem to keep 
increasing each year. I've even 
planned for some of these extras 
but this one last fee was the last 
straw. I'm broke! I can't afford 
$15, which I feel is for a 
ridiculous cause anyway. 

I realize it is the budget and the 
lack of money which is at fault 
here, but surely some money can 
be scraped together for a piece of 
paper. I don't need anything 
really fancy, because I'll 
probably just stick it in a 
drawer with other memoirs. 

With this new development, 
the university's attitude towards 
graduation seems to be almost 
cold. The biannual goodbye 
ceremony has turned into a 
moneymaker which is sad. 
When I finally have my diploma 
in hand, my feeling will be that 
this piece of paper is mine 
because I paid for it. That 
feeling will overshadow the fact 
that I've earned it. 

If I am forced to pay this fee 
and if you intend to insult me as 
I walk out the door, then don't 
call me and ask for donations 
when I am officially called 
alumna. 

I've given all that I can afford. 



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Getting to 

know Bill 

Clinton 



Dear Editor- 
In response to the issue of the 
integrity and character of 
Governor Bill Clinton, my 
husband and I wish to provide 
the American people with our 
personal reflections upon 
Governor Clinton's background. 
First I would explain that my 
husband and I have spent our 
lifetime in the field of Arkansas 



public education. I have a 
professional degree in guidance 
and counseling. 

My husband, Henry, holds a 
master of education degree in 
educational administration and is 
a veteran of World War II, 
having received a purple heart 
for wounds crossing the Saar 
River into Germany. 

We both retired in 1977 after a 
forty five year career working 
with young people in our state. 

Having interacted with tens of 
thousands of students, one of 
which was Governor Clinton, we 
feel well qualified to provide 
insight into his character. 



We would like to relate a 
touching account of the "real" 
Bill Clinton, a person who 
respects people, unconditionally. 

This anecdote was related to 
me by one of my students whom 
I met while shopping for 
housewares. It was election day, 
and she was imploring me to 
vote for Bill Clinton. 

"I came by bus to Hot Springs 
High School from a small rural 
area. As I approached the 
building I was frightened, not 
knowing where to go to register. 
I walked slowly, very slowly up 
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Once inside the building, a 
nice young man came to greet 
me with his hand extended to 
shake my hand. He said, 
'Welcome to Hot Springs High 
School— the best school in 
Arkansas! My name is Bill 
Clinton, how may I help you?' I 
need to enroll, I answered 
timidly. He took me to the 
office, helped me enroll, and 
then went with me to show me 
my classrooms. 

As we walked, he discussed 
the activities of the school and 
said, 'If you need anything, you 
let me know.' 

"All throughout high school I 
saw Bill in the halls, cafeteria 
and at assemblies. He was a 
perfect gentleman and the 
kindest person I have ever 
known. Had it not been for Bill 
Clinton, I would not have 
graduated from Hot Springs 
High." 

I was deeply moved as this 



young lady described the Bill 
Clinton we all know. I said to 
her, "I voted for him." 

As Bill's high school 
counselor and an observer of his 
personal and professional 
accomplishments, it is clear to 
me that he cares about people 
and has an understanding of the 
issues relevant to most 
Americans. 

Bill Clinton is a highly 
intelligent, optimistic and 
truthful person who loves God, 
his family and his country. 

He has our trust and we want 
all Americans to carefully 
consider his plans to deal with 
the serious problems our country 
faces. 

-Henry L. Irons 

& Edith B. Irons 

are from Hot Springs, 

Arizona 



Jobs vs. environment is a 
concern to the youth 



(CPS) The presidential 
candidates differ sharply in how 
they would deal with the specter 
of global warming, the declining 
ozone layer and air pollution and 
other environmental issues that 
are of obvious concern to young 
people. 

The Republicans charge that 
Arkansas Governor Bill Clinton 
and his running mate, U.S. 
Senator Al Gore of Tennessee, 
would put the environment first 
and jobs second with their 
proposals in dealing with 
environmental concerns. 

On the flip side of this 
argument, the Democrats 
maintain that President Bush and 
Vice President Dan Quayle are 
more concerned with appeasing 
big business and pushing 
environmental issues aside in 
favor of looser controls. 

"The environment is really 
important to young people. We 
have to make sure there is 



something left for us," said 
Jamie Harmon, president of the 
College Democrats. "Bush's 
claim to the environmental 
president is just a campaign 
tactic." 

Bill Spadea, who is the 
national youth director for the 
Bush-Quayle campaign, said the 
Democrats and liberals are 
"blowing out of proportion" 
environmental concerns such as 
the ozone hole and other issues. 

"The tree huggers are trying to 
dismantle progress. They are so 
radical in protecting the 
environment they have forgotten 
the idea of protecting 
individuals," Spadea said. 

"Through our firm commitment 
and our substantial investments, 
we have improved significantly 
the quality of our air, land and 
water resources," the president 
said. "The United States leads 
the world in environmental 
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systems and promote equal 
opportunities for all students in 
America. 

Mr. Clinton claims President 
Bush has raised taxes, yet 
refused to act on national health 
care bills. The President has had 
a health care bill before 
Congress for quite some time, 
but the Congress has refused to 
pass this bill. The House held a 
spending hostage, refusing to 
relinquish this ban until the 
President raised taxes. The 
President raised taxes. The 
President was then forced to 
sign bills concerning: an 
unemployment extension, a 



quota bill regarding affirmative 
action, and a tax increase with 
which he did not agree. The 
biggest mistake the President 
made in regard to tax increases 
was to not make his intentions 
public, so the people would know 
who was truly responsible for the 
policies that were implemented. 
He chose to believe that the 
Congress would make good on 
their promises. Congress chose 
to deceive the American people 
at the expense of the President's 
reputation. 

Ms. Mahoney's opinion reflects 
a contradictory attitude which 
creates a demand for government 



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funding, yet criticizes a president 
for raising taxes. The people are 
not taxed too little: the 
government spends too much! 
We are taught in junior high that 
the legislative branch carries out 
those laws. Yet, in the last 12 
years, we have seen what 
happens when the executive 
branch's power gets usurped by 
an over-zealous legislative 
branch trying to single-handily 
run the country. The nation holds 
many bitter reminders of what 
unbridled Democratic tax 
increases and spending control 
can do. Pennsylvania, under 
Democratic Governor Bob Casey, 
is a reality for every member of 



this university. We have all felt 
the brunt of Casey's 
overspending and subsequent 
budget cuts. Look at America 
during the Carter administration, 
and you will we a sad education 
budget, coupled with 
unemployment and inflation at 
record highs. Mr. Clinton, a 
failed governor of a small state, 
tells you he's going to correct the 
wrongs of a Democratic 
Congress. Since when have two 
wrongs made a right? 

America does need a change. 
It has been 38 years since the 
Republicans have had a real 
chance to implement their 
policies. As a Democrat, I've 



watched in horror as a 
Democratic Congress has 
continued to cause this country 
to fail economically. Bill 
Clinton, 38 years ago, was a 
seven-year-old boy with about as 
much ability to bring about 
change as he has now. 38 years 
is a long time to control this 
nation. And the Democrats say 
Republicans are running the 
country. 

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Senate joins house in approving cut in Pell Grants 



(CPS) A budget-conscious 
U.S. Senate, this month, 
approved a $100 reduction in 
the maximum Pell Grant next 
year, virtually assuring final 
congressional approval of the 
plan. 

Meanwhile, financial aid 
advisers are warning that 
broader eligibility for the 
grants, coupled with lower 
funding levels, means that the 
competition will be greater 
than ever for smaller amounts 
of money. 

The Senate bill would reduce 
the maximum grant in the 
fiscal year 1993 from $2,400 to 
$2,300. Lawmakers blamed 
some of the problems on 
previous shortfalls in the 
program, and the committee 
that developed the bill said it 
"deeply regrets" having to 
lower the award. 

Nonetheless, the $2,300 
maximum grant is far below 
the $3,700 Pell grant 
envisioned in the recent Higher 
Education Act reauthorization 
bill. 

Congress enthusiastically 
approved the reauthorization 
bill earlier this year, although 
members now admit they lack 
the money to support many of 
its goals. 

During the summer, the 
House voted for the $100 cut in 



the maximum Pell grant, also 
citing budget constraints. 

In addition to the Pell 
reductions, the Senate bill cuts 
funding for several other higher 
education programs, including a 
small reduction in aid to 
historically black colleges and 
universities. But the Senate and 
House did vote to save the State 
Student Incentive Grant 
program, which was singled out 
for elimination by the Bush 
administration. 

Coming on the heels of the 
HEA reauthorization bill, the Pell 



to erode access for low income 
students," Martin said. "People 
with the greatest need should get 
served first." 

Still, he said a major goal of 
the expanded eligibility is to 
build greater national support 
for Pell. "If you have fewer 
students eligible, people will not 
feel they have a stake in it," 
Martin said. "But if they can get 
even a grant of $200 or $300, 
people will consider it an 
important program." 

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will receive Pell grants in 1992, 



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alter the nation's major student 
grant program. 

Under HEA, more middle- 
class families will become 
eligible for aid next year, which 
could create a scramble for the 
available aid for next year. 

"We know there will be 
expanded eligibility," said Sallas 
Martin, president of the 
National Association of Student 
Financial Aid Administrators. 
Yet Martin expressed hope that 
the program -with its limited 
funds- will continue to support 
low income youth. 

"I think there's a real 
commitment (in Congress) not 



the Education Department says. 
The average grant award is 
$1452. 

He also created a new system 
to judge a student's need for 
financial aid. Already, some 
colleges have complained that 
this new simplified needs 
analysis may hurt independent 
students who lack family 
resources for college. 

Martin said this issue- and 
many others in HEA- may be 
left until after the November 
election. 

The Senate also approved a 
provision in the spending bill 
that would make part time 
students eligible for Pell grants 



for the first time. Previously, 
part-time students could not 
qualify for the awards. 

The full Senate approved the 
bill Sept. 18, after three days of 
floor debate in which members 
talked about the merits of 
transferring more money from the 
Pentagon for use in education. 

Senator Tom Harkin (D-Iowa) 
wanted to transfer $4.1 million 
from defense spending to 
education and human services 
programs. 

The windfall would have been 
used to increase funding for Pell 
grants, child care, health care and 
several other key programs, but 
the plan failed by a 62-36 vote. 

Action now moves to a 
conference committee that will 
meet to resolve discrepancies 
between the House and Senate 
bills. 

With both chambers in 
agreement on Pell grants, aides 
say it is unlikely that lawmakers 
will revisit the issue this year. 

Patricia Harris, director of the 
University of Texas-Austin's 
Office of Student Financial 
Services, said she was skeptical 
of the HEA bill, calling it "smoke 



and mirrors." 

"It means that while more 
students will be eligible for Pell 
grants, the total amount of 
money available per student will 
go down," Harris told The Daily 
Texan. "It does make the grants 
more available to middle-income 
students, but it does so at the 
expense of lower-income 
students." 

Others said the bill won't help 
the student who need assistance 
the most. 

"The government has to put 
together an appropriate program 
for needy students," Mary 
Haldane, director of the Ohio 
State University Office of 
Financial Aid, told the Ohio 
State Lantern. 

Orlo Austin, director of the 
University of Illinois Office of 
Student Financial Aid in 
Champaign-Urbana, estimated 
that 10 percent more students at 
his school would be eligible for 
Pell grants- "meaning more 
students will receive less 
money," he told The Daily Illini. 



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SSHE answers questions 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



"I don't think there is one 
solution," said Clarion student 
and member of the Board of 
Governors Monica Douglas, in 
answer to State System of 
Higher Education's (SSHE) 
woes. 

SSHE held an annual Student 
Media Day last Friday in 
Harrisburg. The goals and 
problems were discussed 
between attending campus media 
from 8 of the 14 state-owned 
schools, student members of the 
Board of Governors, Chancellor 
John McCormick and his staff. 

Many policies and problems of 
the board were brought up and 
batted around. 

An enrollment cap has been 
placed on all the state system 
schools; whereby if school 
enrollment exceeds the set 
amount, the tuition money from 
those excess students is taken 
away from that school. The 
Board of Governors as of yet, 
does not know where the money 
will go. The university, 
effectively, pays the extra 
students tuition. 



A 5% leeway is built into the 
system. 

Enrollment at the state schools 
has risen 20,000 students, or 
26% between 1983 and the fall 
of 1991. 

"We could, system wide, 
afford to take fewer students," 
said Scott Shewell, press 
secretary for the state system. 

A report of the 1989-90 
planning commission to 
Chancellor James H. 
McCormick said an enrollment 
band shall be implemented for 
each university and that, "until 
the 1995-96 [academic year], the 
system allocation formula should 
provide no additional allocation 
of enrollment above the 
enrollment band." 

Covering the issue of possible 
faculty cutbacks in the future, 
Chancellor McCormick said that 
the board can't predict down the 
road, but that he has long been 
an advocate for personnel 
autonomy for the presidents of 
the 14 schools. He said so far 
the policy has generally been to 
not fill a position left vacant, but 
not to retrench faculty. But 
Edward P. Kelley, Jr., Vice 
Chancellor for Employee and 
Labor Relations added that it is, 




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Student members of the Board of Governors field 
questions during a session in Harrisburg. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
State System Chancellor John McCormickJeft, answered questions along with his staff at 
State System Student Media Day in Harrisburg on October 2. 



"always a possibility." 

Due to the nature of the 
contract for tenured faculty, there 
is a long time between 
notification of retrenchment and 
termination of employment. 
This length of time, said 
McCormick, is to develop 
alternatives. 

It is more likely that faculty 
leaving will be replaced with 
part-time or temporary faculty. 
McCormick said the president of 
the university has a large amount 
of leeway in personnel decisions, 
and that there is not much central 
direction from SSHE. 

Board of Governors member 
Patrick Geho said, though, "I 
think a lot of these problems 
could be solved." 

The Board of Governors of 
SSHE consists of 20 members, 
the governor or his designee, the 
Secretary of Education, one 
senator appointed by the 
President Pro Tempore of the 
Senate, one senator appointed by 
the minority leader of the Senate, 
one representative appointed by 
the Speaker of the House of 
Representatives, one 

representative appointed by the 
minority leader of the House of 
Representatives, 14 members 



appointed by the Governor with 
the approval of Senate. Six of 
the 14 are ordinary citizens of 
Pennsylvania. Three members 
are students in the 
commonwealth. Five members 
are trustees at SSHE institutions. 
The board members' terms last 
four years, except for the 
students, the Governor, and the 
Secretary of Education. The 
Governor and Secretary of 
Education remain on the board 
until their term in office ends. 
Student members' terms expire 
upon their graduation or 
withdrawal from school. 

The three student members are 
Monica Douglas from Clarion 
University, Kimberly Allen from 
Shippensburg University and 
Patrick Geho from Slippery 
Rock University. As with all 
other members, the student 
members are appointed by the 
Governor and approved by the 
Senate. 

The Board of Governors hires 
the Chancellor and has the 
overall authority for planning 
and implementing policies for 
the State System as a whole. 
The board also appoints 
presidents when necessary at one 
of the 14 state schools. 



Functions that the board 
performs include the 
establishment of admissions 
policies and the determination of 
tuition fees for the state schools, 
except for student activity fees. 
The board can only allocate to 
the schools the money approved 
by the state Legislature and the 
Governor. 

This year, the funds for the 
state system were cut 3.5 
percent, or about $13 million. 
Clarion University reduced costs 
approximately $2.6 million. 
There is a possibility that some 
money may be returned this fall 
by the state Congress. 

The chancellor is the chief 
executive officer of the State 
System and is responsible for 
administering policies set by the 
board. Since the formation of 
the State System of Higher 
Education in 1983, the 
chancellor has been John H. 
McCormick. The chancellor's 
contract must be renewed every 
five years. 

In addition to his other duties, 
the chancellor is also en ex- 
officio member of the Board of 
Governors. An ex-officio 
member is one who is a member 
by virtue of their office. 




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Mr. Randall M. Robinson was 
the guest speaker at a recent 
lecture held at Hart Chapel 
October 1, 1992. 
Robinson greetedClarion area 
residents and university students, 
and enlightened those present 
with a talk on world democracy. 

Robinson, who serves as 
Executive Director of 
TransAfrica, began a series of 
lectures to be held at the 
university under the theme 
"Visiting Scholars to Clarion." 

Mr. Robinson informed the 
crowd as to the present situation 
of struggling African countries, 
saying, "We need to stand for 
what we say we stand for." 

He mentioned that the United 



States government was wrongly 
aiding those countries that were 
not even trying for democracy, 
while several countries, mainly 
located in Africa, were 
desperately struggling to turn 
their governments into 
democracies. 

Robinson also mentioned that 
in order for the United States to 
help these countries, the 
education of each country's 
culture needed to be reinforced 
in the classrooms of America. 

Robinson supported this 
statement by adding that on 
several occasions both former 
President Ronald Reagan and 
President George Bush 
erroneously commented on 
several countries while in the 
public eye. 

Robinson, who is also a 
graduate from Harvard Law 



School, has traveled around the 
world, and has made 
acquaintances with such world 
figures as Nelson Mendella and 
Fidel Castro. He has played a 
key role in the struggle for 
American support for the 
African Anti-Apartheid 

movement. 

Presently, he is working with 
TransAfrica to inform the United 
States about many of the African 
countries attempting to 
overthrow their present 
dictatorship governments, and 
has been working on improving 
the immigration laws toward 
Haitians. Through TransAfrica, 
Robinson and his associates hold 
conferences designed to debate 
current foreign policy issues and 
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Loans are campaign issue 



CPS- Financial aid is emerging 
as a major campaign issue for 
college and university students 
as President Bush and his 
Democratic rival Arkansas 
Governor Bill Clinton actively 
court the youth vote. 

Representatives of college 
organizations for the Democratic 
and Republican parties agree that 
student loans and funding for 
higher education are 
fundamental issues facing both 
candidates. What they disagree 
about is how to make college 
more accessible to more people. 

"The biggest problem students 
face right now is funding and 
student loan debt," said Jamie 
Harmon, president of the College 
Democrats. "We now have a 
situation where some people 
aren't able to go to their school 
of choice or school at all 
because of lack of money. If 



people can get through, they're 
burdened with debt." 

Tony Zagotta, president of the 
College Republicans, agreed that 
loans are a major issue facing 
students, but defended Bush's 
administration and its higher- 
education programs. Bush has 
proposed increasing the 
availability of student loans, but 
wants to cut back the funding for 
grants. 

"Democrats charge that this 
administration has been 
unfavorable to student loans. 
This is simply false," he said. 
"More is being given out than 
[in] any other administration." 

Zagotta also slammed Clinton's 
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Zagotta said. "While community 
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would want to do other things." 

Harmon described Clinton's 
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the plan could "harness student 
idealism." If the plan is enacted, 
students could get jobs they 
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"Debts affect their first jobs," 
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Republican Party are national 
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Sparks at conference 



by Scott Dillon 
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Clarion University's annual 
Leadership Conference was held 
on Saturday, October 3 in Still 
Hall. 

The 1992 conference, entitled 
"Creating Sparks," dealt with 
various aspects of leadership and 
team-building skills that were 
presented in three hour-long 
workshops throughout the day. 

Keynote speaker, Stephen 
Jones, Director of Minority 
Concerns Programs at the Ohio 
State University, opened the 
conference by saying 
"...[leaders] create sparks and we 



that we are creating. Sparks 
create fire that can either warm 
someone or burn them. Create 
positive, equitable sparks." 

Following the keynote address, 
several small workshops were 
facilitated by Clarion University 
faculty, staff, and students. 
Participants were free to choose 
among four sessions at 10:00 
a.m. and four sessions at 11:00 
a.m. 

Topics covered included: 
leadership theory and 
application, team building skills, 
ethics in leadership, professional 
etiquette, and goal setting and 
time management. 

Sessions continued at 1:00 



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of personal leadership qualities, 
community service, and greek 
chapter liability and alcohol 
policies. 

An additional session entitled 
"Multiculturalism — is it a 'Buzz' 
Word or a Necessity?" was 
facilitated by keynote speaker 
Jones. Closing remarks were 
made at 2:15 p.m. 

The conference, held annually 
by Clarion University's 
Department of Student Life 
Services, was co-chaired by 
University Resident Directors 
Jamie Johnson and Jamie Bero. 
"I believe that all of the students 
attending this year's Leadership 
Conference will leave here with 
valuable skills," said Bero. 



Advisers get advice 



by Jodi Seely 
News Writer 



A new way of advising 
students was the topic at the 
Noel Levitz Faculty Workshop, 
held September 25 at Gemmel 
Student Complex. 

The meeting was held by the 
Intra-System Academic 

Advising Network 

Organization (ISAAN), founded 
by Dave Arnold, Deborah King, 
and Donna Poljanec, all of 
Clarion University, and Bruce 
Skolnik of Edinboro University. 

This organization recognizes 
that a student's learning and 
success is based on advising. 
The ISAAN's inner-office memo 
states that their primary goal is 
"to better enable faculty to 
provide quality academic 
advising to students." 

According to one of the 
founders, Dr. Donna Poljanec, 
the Advising Network 
Organization was given a 
Faculty Professional 

Development Council grant. 
This helped to create an all-day 
faculty workshop featuring Lee 
Noel and Randy Levitz. 



Noel and Levitz are well- 
known for the consulting of 
affective academic advising and 
retention research. 

Noel and Levitz addressed 
advising needs of the state 
universities within the entire 
Pennsylvania State System of 
Higher Education. Eleven of the 
14 school representatives 
attended, and of those 11 schools 
were 85 registrants. 

One strategy suggested for 
advising was working more with 
students, as opposed to just 
figuring out a schedule. The 
adviser would look at a broader 
perspective of the student. Life, 
education, and career goals 
would be taken into 
consideration before the classes 
were chosen. 

This plan is already 
incorporated at Slippery Rock 
University. The Student 
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program which recognizes 
effective advisers. 

President of Clarion's Student 
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Another of ISAAN's founders, 
Deborah King, stated the plan's 
primary goal: "Make 

relationships between students 
and advisers a mutually 
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in the eyes of both individuals." 

King stated that if this plan 
would be put into effect here at 
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October 4. 

Several off-campus students went to Nair Hall and harrassed several 
students living in the dorm on Sept. 25. The investigation has been 
completed and charges of Disorderly Conduct have been filed with 
the local district magistrate against the off-campus students involved 
with the incident 

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Carlson or 118 Stevens Hall. The jacket was dark brown in color, a 
size small, with an approximate value of $120. 

On Sept. 29, a student on the fourth floor of Wilkinson Hall reported a 
50 dollar bill missing from an envelope on her desk between the hours 
of 3:30 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. The dorm room door was not locked 
while unattended for short periods of time during the day. 

Another student from the fourth floor of Wilkinson Hall reported $10 
missing from her purse, which was hanging on the back of the door at 
the time of the theft. 

On Oct 1, a student reported his bicycle stolen from the bicycle rack 
in front of Founders Hall between 9:30 a.m. and 12:30 p.m. The 
bicycle is a black and yellow Panasonic DX 3000 12 speed racing 
bike. A small black pouch is behind the seat and the bike has a water 
bottle holder without a water bottle. Clarion Borough police were 
also notified of the theft. The bicycle was unlocked while unattended. 

On the morning of Oct 2, at around 12:40 a.m., a student was cited 
for public drunkenness in the vicinity of Nair Hall. The student 
registered .16 on the BAC. 

A fire alarm was activated on the first floor of Nair Hall around 
3:15 a.m. on Oct 2. 



A student from the fourth floor of Wilkinson Hall reported the theft of 
a $20 bill from a small pouch which was in the top drawer of her 
dresser, between 11:00 p.m. Oct. 1 and 6:00 p.m. Oct. 3. The room 
was unlocked most of the time. 

A bicycle was reported stolen from the side entrance, near the 
basketball office of Tippin gym between 1:30 p.m. and 3:30 p.m. on 
Oct. 2. The bicycle was unlocked and described as a black and gray 
10-speed BAJA mountain bike. 

On Oct. 2, several students attempted to steal a picnic table adjacent 
to parking lot "W." The investigation has been completed and several 
criminal and motor vehicle violations have been filed with the local 
district magistrate. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 




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by Kelley Mahoney 
Sews Writer 



Many students are unaware of 
the new computer lab on the 
second floor of the Gemmell 
Center in room 278. 
Incorporated in the plans for the 
new student center was the 
realization of the need for a new 
computer room, a room big 
enough to permit adequate 
student use of the advantages of 
the facility. The present 
location of the new lab was once 
a quiet lounge with just five 
computers before the Gemmell 
Center renovation. 

"We knew that more 
computers were needed," said 
Hal Wassink, director of student 
activities. "But we needed to 
have a system that also fit into 
our budget." 

The need for a quality security 
system to protect the computers 
from theft and damage and the 
need for experts to care for the 
computers were main concerns. 

"We needed expertise and a 
way to insure our equipment's 
safety when the lab is 
unsupervised," said Wassink. 

It was decided that 12 Digital 
IBM compatible personal 
computers, six Apple Macintosh 
personal computers, six printers 
and one laser printer were to be 
placed in the lab, with a security 
system installed. 

"We needed a good security 

system that would allow students 

to use the lab even when it is 

unsupervised," said Wassink. 

The computer lab offers 



software, including WordPerfect 
5.1 word processing program on 
the 12 Digital computers. 

Digital is a brand name, "like 
Ford or Chevy," said Steve 
Selker, manager of systems and 
networks at Computer Service. 
Selker also helped to install the 
lab's set-up. 

"We have an integrated lab 
environment with the same 
service provided for Macintosh 
and IBM [Digital]," Selker said. 

This lab also provides Claris 
Works for Macintosh, Aldus 
Page Maker desk top publisher 
for both Macintosh and Digital 
units, Digital 386 class (an 
explanation of the computer 
processes) and the university 
Course View, which is used to 
show class and section 
availability. 

Also in the works, is the 
addition of the Lotus 3.1 Plus 
spreadsheet program on the 
Digital computers. 

New to the lab, to the 
university, and to the entire State 
System of Higher Education is 
the introduction of the 
SSHENET system, which will 
connect Clarion's computer 
systems to the systems at other 
state schools as well as to 
national networks. 

"It connects all 14 state 
institutions together and allows a 
connection to the academic 
computer system," said Selker. 

Other software packages may 
be added depending on the need 
for them. 

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lab, but the Student Activities 
Office wants the "greater campus 
community to know of the 
service and hours of the lab," 
said Wassink. 

The lab is available Monday 
through Friday from 9 a.m. to 11 
p.m. and Saturday and Sunday 
from 1 p.m. to 1 1 p.m. 

Supervisors are available 
Monday through Friday form 11 
a.m. to 1 p.m. and 6 p.m. to 11 
p.m. and on Saturday and 
Sunday form 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. 
and 6 p.m. to 11 p.m. 

"This lab is available to 
students to use when other labs 
aren't available," said Wassink. 
"It fills the void of the other 
labs." 

The lab is available to any 
currently enrolled Clarion 
University student. 




Terri Steigelman/Clarion Call 
Student Rodney Sherman uses the computer facilities in 
Gemmel Student Center. 



Public safety car trashed 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Vandals seriously damaged a 
Clarion University Public Safety 
vehicle Saturday, September 26. 
A portable breath testing device 
was removed from the car during 
the incident. 

Sgt. Larry Eisenman parked 
the marked car on Thorn street, 
next to Becker Hall around 5:45 
p.m. and was away from the 
vehicle conducting a building 
check. 

Eisenman returned to the car to 
discover the right front window 
was shattered, the glovebox was 
ripped from the vehicle interior, 
the gearshift knob was broken, 



and the police radio was 
damaged. 

A police hat and the portable 
breath tester were discovered to 
be missing from the car. 
Perpetrators also apparently spit 
throughout the interior of the car. 

Eisenman was away from the 
car for about 30 minutes. 

At the request of Eisenman, 
Clarion Borough police assumed 



damage to the police radio has 
been repaired, but a bill for those 
repairs has not been received. 
Damage to the patrol car was 
estimated at 700 dollars and 
Martinazzi figures the total of all 
damage, labor costs, and 
replacements at close to 1000 
dollars. 

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reported additional damage to 



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the investigation of the incident. 
Pennsylvania State Police were 
asked to process the scene for 
additional evidence. 

An anonymous tip led to the 
identification of several suspects, 
all of which allegedly are 
students at Clarion University. 
Recovery of some of the stolen 
items was also made. 

Dr. Ron Martinazzi, director of 
Public Safety, said the recovered 
items included the breath testing 
device and the police hat. 
Martinazzi further reported the 



public and private property in the 
same area and believe the same 
suspects are involved. 

Arrests in the case are expected 
in the near future. 

Clarion District Magistrate 
Tony Lapinto said no charges 
had been filed as of 3:00 p.m., 
October 5. 

Anyone with information 
regarding this incident is asked 
to contact Public Safety at 226- 
2111 or Clarion Borough police 
at 226-9140. 



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Outside Clarion 



Scripps to sell Pittsburgh Press 



compiled by Dortiee Ray buck 
from the AP Service 

State 

Philly workers reach 
tentative agreement 

Leaders of Philadelphia's 
white-collar workers union 
unanimously approved a 
tentative agreement Tuesday 
afternoon to end a strike, 
although the union leaders said 
they wanted to continue to 
negotiate over technical 
language. 

Earlier in the day, Tuesday, the 
board of the blue-collar District 
Council 33 voted 15 to 6 to 
accept the pact. 

The city's 15,000 municipal 
workers walked off the job at 
midnight, shutting down nearly 
all non-essential services. 

James Sutton, president of 
District Council 33, called on his 
workers to return to their jobs 
with their next scheduled shift. 

It was the first strike in six 
years. The last one ended after 
three weeks when a judge 
declared garbage rotting in the 
July sun a health hazard. 

The tentative agreement covers 
the next four years, freezes 
wages for the next two years and 
provides increases in the 
remaining two years. 



Volunteers picking litter find 
cocaine 

Authorities said a package of 
cocaine found by volunteers 
picking up trash may have been 
thrown out of a car being chased 
by police. 

Two men were cleaning up 
along highway 220 near Bedford 
on September 21 when they 
found a wrapped package 
containing a powder. 

The drugs, worth about 
$100,000, were confiscated by 
State Police and destroyed. 

Police are investigating the 
possibility that the package was 
thrown by a couple chased by 
police down the two-lane road 
on September 6. 

Troy Buckmon and Felisia 
Evans, both of Washington D.C., 
were arrested south of Bedford 
after a chase that began on the 
Pennsylvania Turnpike and 
reached speeds of 120 miles per 
hour before they were stopped. 

The two were charged with 
possession of marijuana and 
other charges and released on 
$50,000 bail. 

During the chase, the couple 
exited the turnpike through the 
entrance booth at Bedford and 
turned south on route 220. 
Police said the two sped through 
Bedford with police in pursuit. 



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Hill has no regrets about 
Testifying 

Law professor Anita Hill said 
she doesn't regret going public 
with the sexual harassment 
allegation that nearly derailed 
Supreme Court Justice Clarence 
Thomas' Senate confirmation 
last year. 

Interviewed on NBC's "Today" 
show Tuesday morning, one year 
after the initial reports of her 
allegation, Hill said people have 
become more aware since then 
about sexual harassment. 

Hill was asked about recent 
remarks by Arlen Specter that he 
now understands more about 
sexual harassment. 

Hill said she's skeptical about 
Specter's remark. 



Father pleads innocent to 
kidnapping of son 

The attorney for a suburban 
Philadelphia man charged with 
abducting his son said his client 
will plead innocent. 

John Markham, an attorney for 
Edgar Newbold Smith, said 
Smith will enter his plea during 
an October 13 appearance in 
U.S. District Court in 
Alexandria, Virginia. 

Smith is accused of plotting to 
abduct his son, an heir to the 
DuPont Chemical fortune, so 
that he could be 
"deprogrammed" of his support 
for political extremist Lyndon 
LaRouche, Jr. 

Smith and others were arrested 
last week on charges they were 
preparing to abduct Lewis 
DuPont and his wife. 



Paper strike 
proves costly 

A securities analyst said the 
delivery drivers strike against the 
Pittsburgh Press has cost owner 
E.W. Scripps $11 million this 
year after taxes. 

Merrill Lynch said the loss 
could total $15 million for the 
year, but the financial company 
maintains that Scripps is a good 
buy. 

The stock trades in the range of 
$24 per share. 

Scripps announced last week 
that it plans to sell the Press 
because of the strike, which is 
nearing the five month mark. 
The company said it has several 
interested buyers. 

Pittsburgh community leaders 
are calling for teamsters to work 
while negotiations continue. 




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compiled by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Police tough on underage 
drinking 

The Slate 

The number of fraternity 
parties at Shippensburg 
University that get raided by 
police is always higher in the 
first month, but many people are 
worrying that this year will be 
even worse. 

"The other night, [police] 
stopped by when we weren't 
even having a party. . . " said Jeff 
Simpson, president of Kappa 
Sigma. Police said that if there 
were alcohol violations they 
would intervene. 



Dylan to perform at 
Lock Haven 

The Eagle Eye 

Legendary singer Bob Dylan 
will perform October 10 as part 
of Lock Haven University's 
Homecoming celebration. 

Student Cooperative Council 
President Steve Madrak urged 
students to buy tickets early, 
explaining that people from as 
far away as Washington D.C. 
have called for tickets to the 
show. 

Madrak said the SCC plans to 
start advertising Dylan's concert 
more aggressively. He also said 
Thomas Field House should 
easily be filled. It has a capacity 
of 3,000. 



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Stephanie Calli Andrea Hawk 

Lori Denne Jodi Schultz 

Dineen Dick Kim Sherry 

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UPJ's enrollment 
causes crowding 

Advocate 

The former health center has 
been converted into a five person 
dorm room and some three 
person rooms in dormitories now 
house four students. 

As of September 10, 517 
students were on a waiting list to 
be moved from crammed rooms- 
rooms designed for two and 
holding three, three-person 
rooms holding four and four- 
person rooms holding five 
people. 

Residence Services Director 
Jake Stiffler said enrollment 
hasn't increased. Stiffler said 
there are more residents than 
commuters this year, because 
there are fewer students living in 
the Johnstown area. 

Provisions have been made for 
the five-person room. The 
students each get their own 
closet, they also get micro- 
fridges and a double sink. 

The room is equipped as a four 
person suite. The residents will 
receive $2 a day until there are 
four people in the room. 



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The Autumn Leaf Festival, a growing tradition 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



Just in case you haven't 
noticed by all the work on Main 
Street, the town of Clarion is 
preparing for its annual fall 
foliage extravaganza. Autumn 
Leaf Festival time is here again, 
and this year it's looking bigger 
than ever. 

For those of you who don't 
know about ALF or don't know 
what all goes on, by the end of 
this story you will have a better 
understanding of the festival, 
both of this year and years past. 

First, for a little history of 
ALF. It started in 1954 at a 
meeting of young Clarion 
businessmen. Someone 

mentioned the attraction of the 
autumn foliage for tourists from 
metropolitan areas, and from that 
idea, the first festival was born. 

Born along with it was the 
Clarion Chamber of Commerce 
to put the festival together and 
make it work. Since then, and 
especially in the last 15 years, 
the Autumn Leaf Festival has 
grown from a one-day parade 
event, to this year's eight day 
program. 

Clarion State College, as it was 
known then, became involved in 
the festivities. With fraternities 



and sororities competing with 
one another, creating some of the 
most impressive and imaginative 
floats ever seen in Pennsylvania. 
The Clarion University 
Homecoming football game has 
also become the climax of the 
parade-day. 

The parades themselves have 
grown also, from a few units to 
over 135 or more floats, bands, 
drill teams, marching units and 
cars. 

The festival was once paid for 
by local contributions, but the 
festival has become so big that 
souvenir sales and advertising 
are needed to meet the mounting 
expenses. 

The event still continues to 
grow. This year is the first year 
it will run eight days. In the past, 
it lasted only five days. Along 
with the festival itself growing, 
so have the crowds that attend. 
They have become so large that 
short wave radio control and 
mini-transit vehicles have 
become essential for 
communication. 

State, county and local police 
all flock to Clarion in scores to 
keep any disorders to a 
minimum. But, for the most 
part, disorders have been 
unheard of. Clarion's thousands 




Clarion Call file photo 
Clarion University always has a strong showing in the 
parade, with floats made by greek organizations and other 
campus groups. 




Clarion Call file photo 
Always a favorite in the Autumn Leaf Parade, the Zem Zem units will be out once again in 
full force. To quote a great line from "Batman" the movie, "Where do they get those 
wonderful toys?" 



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of visitors have always been 
well- behaved. The only real 
problem during ALF is the 
traffic and parking with so many 
visitors. 

But probably the most 
impressive statistic of ALF is 
the hours upon hours of 
volunteer work by hundreds of 
people. Without their time the 
festival would never get off the 
ground. 

ALF activities take place on 
Main Street and the surrounding 
areas. Some of the events you 
may not want to miss include: 

The concession stands every 
night in Memorial Park, with 
every kind of food imaginable. 
There is also the carnival that 
lasts the entire week, with games 
and prizes to be won. Also 
offered all week are sight seeing 
airplane rides, so you can get the 
overall view of the beautiful 
scenery that makes ALF the best 
fall foliage festival around. 

Friday, October 9 is the 9th 
Annual ALF Open tennis 
tournament. The tournament 



will be behind Campbell Hall at 
5 p.m. to 10 p.m. Entry fee is 
$10 for first event, $5 for the 
second event 

On Saturday, October 10, the 
Tug-Of-War will be heating up 
with a division just for college 
students at the Clarion High 
School practice field. There is a 
ten dollar entrance fee, and 
trophies will be awarded for the 
champions. Also on Saturday is 
the volleyball tournament at the 
practice field at 11 a.m. with a 
ten dollar fee to enter. 

Tuesday brings live exotic 
animals to the Clarion Mall. The 
show will be set up inside the 
mall. 

Wednesday, October 14 is the 
Battle of the Bands at Gemmell 
Center at 6 p.m., with a two 
dollar charge. Local bands will 
battle it out to see who is the best 
band in Clarion. Also on 
Wednesday is the fire truck rides 
through the streets. There is no 
charge for the ride. 

Saturday at noon is the 
Autumn Leaf Festival Parade on 

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Main Street. It will include 
bands, clowns, floats, VIP's, 
antique cars, zem zem shrine 
units and much, much more. It 
will be followed by the 
Homecoming football game 
versus Lock Haven at 2 p.m. 

Also appearing on Saturday 
and Sunday is the United States 
Navy "Leap Frogs" parachute 
team. On Saturday they will be 
making a dive at 1:45, just prior 
to the football game at Memorial 
stadium. On Sunday, they will 
be jumping at the Clarion Mall. 

Sunday brings the autorama to 
Clarion at 9:30 a.m. Main Street 
will be taken over by an array of 
classic and antique show cars for 
you to look at. 

Everyone is going to come to 
Clarion for ALF this year, 
including Elvis!! That's right, the 
king himself will be at the 
Clarion Mall on Sunday at 1:30 
p.m. 

For a complete schedule of 
events, you can look at pages 18 
and 19 of this issue. 



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Arsenio Hall (In Stereo) q 



Sportscenter |NHL Hockey: New Jersey Devils at Philadelphia Flyers From the Spectrum. (Live) I Harness Racing 



20 Years of Rock 'n' Roll 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Sportscenter |Coll. Football 



Movie: *** "Paper Mask" (1990) Paul McGann. R 



Movie: »»* "Outrageous Fortune" (1987) 



Get Smart [Superman 



LA. Law 



M.T. Moore 



Comedy 



Van Dyke 



(1991) Mare Winninghartiq [Movie: i "Roller Blade Warriors" (1989) 



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Joan Rivers: London 



Dragnet 



A. Hitchcock 



Movie: »*'/2 "Acceptable Risks" (1986) Cicely Tyson. 



Super Dave 



Lucy Show 



Movie: ** "Carnal Crimes 



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Green Acres 



Thirtysomething Post-Op 



Mister Ed 



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Movie: *** "The Princess Br«fe" (1987) Cary Elwes. q 



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Major League Baseball Playoffs: ALCS Game Three 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: ALCS Game Three 



Movie: *** "All the Right Moves" (1983) Tom Cruise. 



Volleyball [Horse Racing (Live) 



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CBS News 



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American Gladiators 



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NBC News 



20 Years of Rock 'n' Roll | Movie: *** "Pont Cry, It's Only Thunder (1982) PG 



PGA GoH: Las Vegas Invitational. Fourth round. (Live) 



Gossip! 



Ten of Us |Two Dads B. Buddies 



Movie: **Vi "Hang Em High" (1968) Clint Eastwood 



Movie: +** "The Hospital' 



Nick News Get Picture 



1971) George C.Scott. PG 



Freshmen Salute 



Movie: **Vi "Reckless Disregard '" (1985) Tess Harper. 



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Counterstrike (In Stereo) 



News 



Hee Haw Silver 



ICappetli 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Jeopardy! q |Wh. Fortune 



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Covington Cross (In Stereo) 



Here-Now 



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Out All Night 



Crossroads (in Stereo) q 



Empty Nest | Nurses q 



10:00 



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10:30 



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Sisters "A Promise Kept" 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: NLCS Game Four. Braves at Pirates 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: NLCS Game Four. Braves at Pirates 



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Out AH Night 



Movie: *** "Conrack" (1974, Drama) Jon Voight. PG 



Code 3 q 



Empty Nest 



Edgeq 



Nurses q 



Hunter "The Contract" 



Sisters "A Promise Kept" 



Scoreboard | College Football Notre Dame at Pittsburgh (Live) 



Movie: *»» "Jesus Christ Superstar" (1973) Ted Neeley. 



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Arsenio Hall (In Stereo) q 



Lifestyles-Rich 



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Movie: »• "The Sluggers Wife "(1985) Michael O'Keefe. 



Movie: ••» "The Doctor" (1991) William Hurt. PG-13 q 



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Movie: **» "The Accused ' (1988) Jodie Foster. R q 



Movie: *** "City Slickers" (1991) Billy Crystal. PG-13 



Clarissa | Roundhouse |Ren-Stimpy | You Afraid? 



College Football: Stanford at UCLA. (Live) 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) q [Rock Video Girls 



Movie: »»* "29th Street" (1991) R' q |Movie: »» "Class of 1999 



*V2 "Wimps' 



Movie: »»» "Thelma & Louise" (1991) Susan Sarandon 



A. Hitchcock 



Movie: **»'/; "The Day Aftei (1983, Drama) Jason Robards 



Green Acres 



Confessions 



M.T. Moore [Dragnet 



Unsolved Mysteries 



"Ob-Desire" 



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"China Bch" 



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Movie: **V; "The Outsiders" (1983) Matt Dillon. 'PG' q 



(3:00) Movie: "Down-Out" | Sweating Bullets (In Stereo) [News 



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ABC News 



NFL Football: Houston Oilers at Cincinnati Bengals. From Riverfront Stadium. (Live 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: ALCS Game Four. Brewers or Blue Jays at Athletics 



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Movie: *• "Light of Day (1987, Drama) Michael J. Fox. [Star Trek: Next Gener 



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PGA Golf: Las Vegas Invitational Final r ound 
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Get Picture 



Endocrin. 



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Secret Service (In Stereo) 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



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Secret Service (In Stereo) 



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Am. Funniest 



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Movie: »• "White Light "(1991) R 



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Movie: "Lady Boss" (1992, Drama) Kim Delaney. q 



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Major League Baseball Playoffs: NLCS Game Five. Braves at Pirates 



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Movie: **Vi "Five Days One Summer (1982) PG' 



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MacGyver "The Hood" q 



Movie: +*** The Empire Strikes Back (1980) PG 



Movie: **Vz "Young Guns II" (1990) Emilio Estevez. q 



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Movie: "Lady Boss "(1992, Drama) Kim Delaney. q 



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Movie: **V2 "Caravans" (1978, Adventure) Anthony Qumn. PG 



Amazing Games: Indonesia 



Movie: "Invasion of Privacy" (1992) Robby Benson, q 



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Movie: **** "Dances With Wolves" (1990 



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Belief 



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Milestones 



Looney 



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Design. W. 



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Other-Mny 



Ent. Tonight 



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Movie: »'/? "Pale Blood" (1991) R 



Hurricane Relief Concert 



Lucy Show 



Ob/Gyn 



Hi, I'm Home 



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Movie:.**'/2 "True Colors 



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Physicians 



Dragnet 



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Movie: **** "The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) Mark Hamill. PG' q 



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Major League Baseball Playoffs: ALCS Game Five 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: ALCS Game Five 



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People Ct. 



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Full House q 



Newsq 



Wonder Yrs. 



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Global Supercard Wrestling 



Five Days One Summer" (1982) Sean Connery. PG 



Pyramid 



(3:00) Movie: 



Press Luck 



Sports 



Cartoon Express 



Reporters 



Dracula Has Risen From the Gra ve ' 



(3:30) Movie: **h Cadence "(1990) 



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Movie: *** "Why Me 7 " (1984) Glynnis Connor 



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Love & War 



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Movie: ** "The Other Lover (1985) 



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Unsolved Mysteries 



NFL Monday |Mon. Mag 



Murder, She Wrote q 



Northern Exposure q 



Northern Exposure q 



Hunter 



Movie: "Lady Boss' (1992. Drama) Kim Delaney. q 



Movie: "The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox" (1976) PG 



Beach Volleyball 



WWF Prime Time Wrestling 



Expedition Earth: Rafting 



Movie: *»*'/? "latie Danielle' (1990) Tsilla Chelton. 



Movie: **** "The Silence of the Lambs' (1991) R' q 



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Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Sweating Bullets (In Stereo) 



Edition 



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Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Movie: **** "The Apartment (1 960) 



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MacGyver (In Stereo) q [Equalizer 



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Movie: *** "Misery "(1990 Suspense) James Caan R 



Dragnet 



A. Hitchcock 



Lucy Show [Green Acres 



Movie: ** ■Choices (1986, Drama) George C. Scott .Thirtysomething 



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Mister Ed 



China Beach 



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Movie: *»* Scrooged (1988) Bill Murray PG-13 q 



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Global Supercard Wrestling 



Pyramid [Press Luck 



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Movie: +»'2 She (1965, Fantasy) Ursula Andress 



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Coach q 



Reasonable Doubts q 



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Major League Baseball Playoffs: NLCS Game Six. Pirates at Braves 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: NLCS Game Six Pirates at Braves 



Movie: •*'/? "77?e Flamingo Kid" (1984) Matt Dillon 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Rolling Stone Magazine's 20 Years of Rock 'n' Roll 



Sportscenter [Auto Racing 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



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How to Succeed r Business Without Really Trying 



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Movie: »» "Double Trouble ' (1991) R 



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Golden Girls 



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Arsenio Hall (In Stereo) q 



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Movie: ** Mac and Me" (1988) Jade Category. 



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Movie: "The Two Jakes 



Movie: "Wed Near" (1988) 



Green Acres 



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Mister Ed 



China Beach 



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The Clarion Call - 10-8-92 - Page 13 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-Clint Lenz, 10, took first 
place in the Invent America 
contest in July with a glow-in- 
the-dark toilet seat for those 
middle-of-the-night forays. He 
won $1,000, computers for his 
class, and a spot in the 
Smithsonian Institution. 

-Third grader Andrew S. 
Meredith of Council Bluffs, 
Iowa, won first place in a 
national inventors contest with 
Toilet Targats, floating doodads 
to improve a male's aim. He said 
he got the idea because the boys' 
room at school smelled bad, 
presumably from all of the 
misfiring. 

-Delta airlines, coming off a 
$180 million quarterly loss, 
reported in July an annual 
savings of $1.4 million in labor 
and food costs based on a single 
decision: eliminating the 
decorative piece of lettuce under 
the vegetables served on in-flight 
meals. 

-For its grand opening in June 
in Bartlett, Tenn., Dyer's Cafe 
brought in cooked grease its 
owners said was 80 years old, 
transported from Dyer's flagship 
hamburger restaurant in 
Memphis by sheriff's deputies 
on motorcycles. Said owner Jim 
Marshall, "The grease is our 



secret, and it's got to be 
protected." 

-The final hours of the now- 
closed Belk Lindsay store in 
Tampa Fla., in July were marked 
by clothing discounts so deep 
that women, tired of waiting for 
a dressing room, changed in and 
out of clothes in the middle of 
the store. Said one employee, of 
a middle-aged woman, "she had 
most of her clothes off and was 
trying to pull on a pair of pants 
when I got there and told her she 
just couldn't do that" 

-In July, Danny Fouts, his wife 
and her sister, in New York City 
to appear on the "Sally Jessy 
Raphael" show to discuss their 
arrest for shoplifting their 
wedding supplies on their 
wedding day in March, were 
arrested for stealing things from 
the New York Ramada hotel that 
the TV show had booked them in 
for their stay. 

- In September, the 
management of a farm in the 
former Soviet Republic of 
Kyrgystan announced it had cut 
off electricity in the area in order 
to tear workers away from 
television. Too many were 
skipping work to watch episodes 
of the 249-part Mexican soap 
opera 'The Rich Also Cry." 

-Kenneth Jeffries, 24, was 



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arrested in West Haven, Conn., 

in August for robbing a 

convenience store. Police 

reported that he had first offered 

the clerk $1 for a pack of gum as 

a ruse and then taken $40 in the 

robbery. However, said police, 

Jeffries returned a minute later 

and asked, uncertainly, "Did I 

pay for the gum?" By that ume 

the clerk had summoned police, 

and Jeffries was soon 

apprehended. 

-Joseph Fallat Sr., 61, was 

charged with killing his wife, 

Florene, 50, in Harrison City, 

Pa., in August. Said a 

patrolman, "[Fallat] said she 

would stack the refrigerator full 

of vegetables, hiding the milk, 

and he wasn't going to take that 

anymore." Fallat allegedly 

chased his wife through the 

house and stabbed her 219 rim^« 
- To get a "specific use permit" 

for a building in San Marcos, 

Texas, the occupier must qualify 

for a certain number of points. 



Among the ways San Marcos 
State Univerity fraternity houses 
can qualify: one point for 
notifying the police 48 hours 
before a social event, three 
points for posting a "maximum 
occupancy" sign, and six points 
for passing formal rules against 
doing things that result in death 
or sexual assault. 

- A Los Angeles Times story 
on fear of height in July featured 
an interview with the 
psychotherapist who heads the 
Anxiety Disorders Association. 
He reported that one of his 
partients could cross the 200- 
foot-high Chesapeake Bay 
Bridge in Maryland only if his 
wife drove the car and locked 
him in the trunk. 

- The European reported that a 
wildlife park in Somerset, 
England, booked a 60-piece 
symphony orchestra to serenade 
an elephant in order to encourage 
him to mate with one of the five 
females that have been available 
to him for several months, but in 
which he had not shown interest 
Costs reached about $18,000. 

-The most popular video in 

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from the point of ignition until it 
burns into cinders, and featuring 
a sound track of fire-crackling 



wood. Price: about $35. 

- Library officials in Sidney, a 
town north of Victoria, British 
Columbia, reported that a 
"mystery editor" has been 
stalking the library this year, 
compulsively "correcting" text 
of which he disapproves. For 
example, long notes hand written 
in margins of books explain why 
"the British Isles" is not the 
same thing as "Great Britain." 

- As of July, the Pentagon has 
awarded nearly four million 
National Defense Service 
Medals for work in Desert Shield 
and Desert Storm, even though 
only 500,000 troops actually 
served in the Persian Gulf. The 
medal will be routinely awarded 
to everyone in uniform until the 
conflict officially ends. 

-Alfred Abadie, 37, was 
arrested in New Orleans in 
September and charged with the 
murder of his neighbor, Kurt 
King. According to neighbors, 
the two had been arguing 
because King had run his edging 
machine three inches into 
Abadie's yard. 



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Movie Review: 

The Mohicans: striving for an Oscar 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



"The Last of the Mohicans" 
Starring: Daniel Day-Lewis 
Madeleine Stowe 
Directed: Michael Mann 
Rated R 
**** stars 



When someone says that the 
book was better than the movie, 
they haven't seen "The Last of 
the Mohicans," which was 
adapted from the James 
Fenimore Cooper novel of the 
same name. This is the second 
movie adapted from the novel. 
In 1936, Randolph Scott used a 
more war-like view toward the 
story, while the present day 
movie tips toward a more 
romantic aura. 



Picture yourself in 1757 in the 
middle of the French-Indian war, 
where the French are fighting the 
British. America is quite young 
f and the only true inhabitants are 
the Native Americans and a few 
farmers of English descent, 
which are forced to take sides. In 
the middle of this is "Hawkeye," 
(Daniel Day-Lewis) a white man 
who is raised by the Mohicans 
after the death of his parents. His 
love interest is "Cora" 
(Madeleine Stowe), who is an 
English colonel's daughter, and 
also attracted to the long-haired 
Mohican. The only thing in their 
way is the colonel and about 100 
angry indians hungry for the 
blood of Cora and her family. 

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brilliant cinematography. 
Michael Mann, the creator of 
"Miami Vice," wrote and directed 
the screenplay. At many times 
during the film, this is evident by 
the use of those all too familiar 
Jan Hammer-like synthesized 
tones and melodies that were 
used throughout the "Miami 
Vice" episodes. Except this time, 
instead of Don Johnson with a 
suit and automatic pistol, we see 
Daniel Day-Lewis dressed in the 
height of eighteenth century 
Mohican fashion, complete with 
musket. 

The only flaw of "The Last of 
the Mohicans" is it's sometimes 
confusing plot and its inability to 
be easily followed. Stuffing a 
huge novel into 107 minutes is 
difficult to achieve. 

The battle scenes are a 
spectacle of the 1987 civil war 
film "Glory," which are quite 
explosive and true to their time. 
Mann goes to the limit, making 
sure each detail from the 
wardrobe to the artillery are 
perfect to the period. What he 
creates for us is a beautiful film 
to experience, worthy of an 
Oscar nomination, if not the 



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Construction update: 



Main Street getting back to normal 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writing 



Work continues on Main Street 
to replace the building leveled by 
last year's May 4 fire. 
Businesses lost in the blaze 
included Collegio's Pizza and 
the China Town restaurant. 
Several apartments rented by 
Clarion University students were 
also lost. 

The three new structures 
should be completed by the end 
of the year. Two different 
contractors are erecting the 
buildings. W.E. Branson of 
Pittsburgh is constructing the 
building next door to the 
American Legion and also the 
new Vinny's Pizza shop. Delta 
contracting is in charge of the 
building which will house the 
new Chinese restaurant. All 
three buildings will have 
windows and doors installed by 
Abbie Glass of Plum Borough. 
Dick Campbell, foreman of the 
Abbie Glass Crew, hopes to have 
all window and door installations 
finished by the end of this week. 

According to W.E. Branson, 
his work should be done by 
Christmas. The new building 



next to the American Legion will 
have rental space downstairs. 
The area will be a large social 
hall, available for rent to 
wedding parties, receptions, 
meetings and other gatherings. 
Branson estimated the cost of the 
two buildings his company built 
at around $900,000. 

The new structure in the 
middle will be the new Chinese 
restaurant. The building is 
owned by Dr. Wong, and the 
restaurant is leased by a separate 
operator. Melvin Kifer of Delta 
contracting is hoping for his 
work to be finished by the end of 
October. Upstairs will be four 
new apartments. Kifer declined 
to estimate the cost of the 
structure. 

Price estimates of all buildings 
did not include furnishing costs. 
Kifer said the cost of furnishing 
the restaurant could be close to 
half of the cost of the building 
itself. 

Both contractors hoped to have 
finished fronts before the start of 
the Autumn Lesf Festival Week, 
to try to get Main Street back to 
normal. 



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above. The restaurant burned down last May along with Collegio's pizza. 



Yom Kippur: a brief history of the meaning behind the Jewish holiday 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Features Writer 



From sundown on October 6 to 
sundown October 7, Jewish 
people everywhere will be 
celebrating Yom Kippur. 

Yom Kippur is the Day of 
Attonement and is considered by 
people of the Jewish religion to 



be the holiest day of the year. It 
also marks the cimination of the 
ten Penitential Days. 

The day is observed by fasting 
and prayer, and by rededication 
to a religious belief. 

Although Yom Kippur is 
regarded as judgement day, it is 
not mournful in character 



because it is also a period of 
grace and offers an opportunity 
for one to seek forgiveness for 
sins committed against God. 

The liturgy for the day is very 
elaborate. The eve of Yom 
Kippur begins with the chanting 
of the Kol Nidre, a famous 
prayer, a plea for absolution 



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from religious vows which 
cannot be kept. Prayers are 
offered throughout the whole of 
the following day, the Torah is 
read twice and Yizkor, the 
memorial prayer for the dead, is 
recited. The end of the day is 
marked by the blowing of the 
shofar or rams horn. 

Yom Kippur is one of two 
principal Jewish holidays. It is 



the most sacred Jewish festival 
of the year and is the only fast 
day prescribed in the Torah. It 
also is the approximate 
beginning of the Jewish new 
year. 

Yom Kippur is believed by 
some scholars to be dated back 
to Mosiac times as a day of 
fasting and dates from the 
religious revival under Ezar. 








by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



What are your plans for this 
Friday night? A party? A hot 
date? Just hangin'? If you're 
looking for something 
entertaining, check out the 
Bedrock Cafe. 

Tommy Belmont will join the 
ranks of Bedrock Cafe 
headliners at 8 o'clock, Friday. 



Belmont's show consists of well- 
known rock songs. 

Belmont hails from 
Woodstock, New York. He was 
originally born in the town of 
Monticello, New York and began 
playing in clubs at the age of 
fourteen. Belmont says he has 
been inspired by a broad range 
of artists, including the Beatles, 
Sting and Little Feat. He has 



opened for such well-known 
musicians as Cheap Trick, 
Richard Marx, The Fixx and 
Melissa Ethridge. 
The show will start at 8 p.m. 



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First cultural night is a trip 



by Lisa Keeker 
Contributing Writing 



Clarion International 
Association hosted phase one of 
its cultural program on Friday, 
October 2. Countries in the 
Middle East, such as, Turkey, 
Egypt, Kuwait and Saudi Arabia 
were featured. 

"This particular cultural 
program was designed to show 
people what life is like in the 
Middle East, because few people 
know about it," said Abanmi 
Abdelaziz, a program 
participant. 

The program featured short 
films on Saudi Arabia, Kuwait 
and Turkey. These films served 
as educational visual aids and 
took the viewer through 
everyday life in a foreign 
country. 

Some highlights of the night 
consisted of an Arabic language 
demonstration. During this 
segment, the audience 
participated by learning how to 



speak and write common 
American phrases and words in 
Arabic. 

To wrap up the evening, a 
buffet of Middle Eastern foods 
was served. This buffet carried 
foods that ranged from two types 
of rice and vegetable salads, to 
Middle Eastern flaked pastries 
and good-old fashioned kool-aid. 

"I found tonight to be a lot of 
fun. There are so many different 
cultures in the world, and I feel it 
is our duty to learn as much as 
we can about other countries and 
their lifestyles," said Jennifer 
Taylor, a senior english major. 

The Clarion International 
Association will be holding 
additional culture programs 
throughout the semester. The 
next program features Europe 
and is scheduled for November 
1, at 7 p.m. 

These events, which are to be 
held in Gemmell Student Center 
Multi-Purpose Room, are free 
and open to the public. 




Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 

Among the many scheduled events on cultural night, people had a chance to enjoy 
cuisine from many Middle East countries. This was the first of many cultural nights 
scheduled for this semester. 



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Kappa Theta Phi fails to meet requirements 



by Laura Navas 
Features Writer 



Kappa Theta Phi, a local 
sorority, lost campus recognition 
when their appeal for associate 
membership with the university's 
Panhallenic Council failed. 

The sorority first appeared on 
Clarion's campus two years ago 
after meeting all necessary 
requirements for starting a new 
sorority for women. The group 
was then granted the traditional 
one year associate membership 
status. Diana Anderson, the 
Panhellenic advisor described 
associate membership as a 
process to determine if the 
members of the group display a 
willingness to cooperate and 
participate in Panhellenic 
Council, participate in all Greek 
activities, adhere to all the rules 
and regulations of Panhel, 
Student Senate and Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania and 
maintain a Quality Point Average 
of 2.0 or better for each active 



member and pledge. 

In a regular meeting prior to 
the end of that one year associate 
membership period, a vote to 
determine full Panhel 
recognition was to be taken. 
However, due to the fact that the 
sorority did not meet all of the 
necessary requirements, an 
appeal was made to continue the 
associate membership for 
another year. That appeal failed 
with a two-thirds majority vote. 

This summer the sorority again 
asked that associate membership 
status be given for another year. 
Again , the appeal failed, this 
time due to the introduction of a 
new criteria. The criteria being 
that associate membership 
cannot be granted without 
backing of a national panhellenic 
conference or national pnhellenic 



council. 

Kappa Theta Phi, Panhel 
representative, Denise Bump 
describes the new criteria as a 
catch twenty two. "It is hard to 
achieve national backing without 
the panhellenic associate 
membership status", says Bump. 
Overall, Bump feels that Kappa 
Theta Phi was given a fair 
opportunity. However, Bump 
says that the Panhellenic Council 
could have offered more help in 
finding a national sorority. 

Although the memberts of 
Kappa Theta Phi will no longer 
be recognized as a sorority, they 
still share a common bond of 
friendship) — and that is the true 
meaning of sisterhood. 



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Features Writer 



Students can permanently leave 
their mark on Clarion University 
to recognize their achievements 
and university spirit. The 
Student Alumni Association is 
encouraging students to purchase 
a brick to be placed on the 
Commemorative Wall, which is 
located at the main entrance of 
the Gemmell Center. The bricks 
are engraved with the student's 
name and year of graduation. 

The cost of the bricks are $75 
for students, $150 for alumni and 



money raised from the sales of 
the bricks will be used to pay for 
continuing maintenance of 
Gemmell. 

The university began the brick 
sales in 1989, since then 87 
bricks have been placed in the 
wall. The Student Alumni 
Association has a goal of adding 
at least 100 new bricks to the 
Commemorative Wall this year. 

Anyone interested are 
encouraged to purchase a brick. 
Contact Gretchen Hertel or 
Theresa Bostic at 226-2637. 



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Advanced Mime "Emphasis will be given to 
such areas as variations in mime styles, 
control of weight in space, and creation of solo 
mimes." Loyola University of Chicago 

Stream Fishing "Designed to provide an 
understanding of angling as a wholesome 
outdoor activity with long-range, carry-over 
value....Student must provide own chest 
waders or hip boots...." Ithaca College 

Leisure Education "The recreation 
professional is considered a facilitator of 
his/her clients' expanded leisure awareness. 
Focus is on enabling clients to evaluate the 
individual and social dynamics of leisure, and 
assess their leisure attitudes, skills, and 
options." Ithaca College 

Rope Jumping (Single Rope) "...Theory and 
techniques progress from basicto fapcy, 
developing hand-to-foot coordination essential to 
all sports." University of Nevada at Las Vegas 

The Virtues of Vice "We will discuss 
competing conceptions of some alleged vices — 
among them, lying, lust, cowardice, jealousy 
and avarice — in an effort to articulate the 



relationship between ethics and ideology...." 
Hampshire College 

Driving Range Instruction "Methods and 
techniques-including tracking, turns, parking 
and turnabouts with a special emphasis in 
accident avoidance; all in a controlled 
environment." St. Joseph's College 

Science Fiction Film "This course focuses on 
post-war American science fiction film as a 
cultural and ideological product.. ..Screenings 
may include: Them!, The Thing, Invasion of the 
Body Snatchers, The Incredible Shrinking 
Man, Blade Runner, The Terminator, and La 
Jetee." Hobart and William Smith Colleges 

J.R.R. Tolkien "Tolkien's theories of the 
fantasy or 'faerie' story are studied in his short 
stories, The Hobbit, and The Lord of the Rings 
trilogy ." Alfred University 

Camp Counseling "Designed to give 
prospective camp counselors an understanding 
of the total camp program, duties and 
responsibilities of camp counselors. 
Techniques of camp leadership will be 
considered." University of Georgia 




The Rainmaker is coming!! 



The Clarion University Theater will open its 1992-93 
season on October 13-17, at the Marwick-Boyd Little 
Theatre. Look for the review in next weeks issue of 
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CAMPUS EVENTS 


Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 


Thurs Oct. 8 


Fri Oct. 9 


Sat Oct. 10 


- Sorority "Welcome 


- Today is Deadline: 


- X-Country at Pa ! 


Social" (Gem 250/252) 


Dec. Grad. Apps. due 


Short In vitationa 


6:30 pm 


from Deans 


(Bethlehem, PA) 


- UAB MOVIE 


(Registrar's Office) 




"Final Analysis" (Gem 






M-P) 8 pm 


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Sun Oct. 11 


Mon Oct. 12 


Tues Oct. 13 


- ALF WEEK 


- COLUMBUS DAY 


- ALF WEEK 


- UAB Moive 


- ALF WEEK 


- American Chemical 


"Final Analysis" (Gem 


- Faculty Senate mtg. 


Society Conference 


M-P) 8pm 


(B-8 Chap) 4 pm 


(Gem M-P) 6 pm 




- Student Senate mtg. 


- Drama Production 




(248 Gem) 7 pm 


"The Rainmaker" 

(LT) 8 pm 


Wed Oct. 14 


Thur Oct. 15 


Fri Oct. 16 


- ALF WEEK 


- ALF WEEK 


- ALF WEEK 


- American Chemical 


- Drama Production 


- National Boss's Day 


Society Conference 


"The Rainmaker" 


- Minority Affairs/ 


(Gem M-P) 6 pm 


(LT) 8 pm 


City Beat Talent how 


- Drama Production 


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(Chap) 6 pm 


"The Rainmaker" 


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- Drama Production 


(LT) 8 pm 




"The Rainmaker' 
(LT) 8 pm 



Into the Streets 

(a community service organization) 

First meeting 

When: Monday Oct. 19 
5:00 p.m. 

Where: Rm 248 Gemmell 
-The meeting is open to 
all interested in 
volunteering time for 
community service. 



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to look at this picture. Many people came out to give 
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Autumn Leaf Festival 1992 



Wcek-Lonsi Activities 



ART SHOW - The Bi-County 
Artists Associations will be 
sponsoring the 34th 
Annual ALF Art Show to be 
held October 14 through October 
18. The show opens at 8 p.m. on 
Wednesday with a professional 
critique and continues from 9 
a.m. to 9 p.m. Thursday through 
Saturday and 10 a.m. until 4 p.m. 
on Sunday. The show is open to 
all artists 18 years or older in 
categories of painting, sculpture, 
photography and crafts. A 
critique is a $2 donation. 

CARNIVAL - If you are ready 
for fun, come down and visit the 
annual ALF carnival. Try our 
thrilling rides, like the Pirates 
Ship, bumper cars and 
Paratrooper just to name a few. 
The carnival will be located near 
the courthouse. It starts Sunday, 
October 10 and will continue 
through Sunday, October 18. 

CONCESSIONS - When you 
are ready for a snack or looking 
for a great souvenir, the 
concession stands will be 
waiting. Located in Memorial 
Park, across the street from the 
carnival, the stands will feature a 
large variety of food and 
keepsakes. Welcomed back this 
year will be Bamboo Palace, J & 
K Veggies, Molnars Cinnamon 
Rolls and french fries from the 
Kiwanis, just to name a few. 
New this year year will be Han's 
German Foods, Buffalo Burgers, 
Hot Roasted Almonds and Soft 
Pretzels with Sauces. 

CLARION UNIVERSITY 
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Featuring storytellers Marcia 
Bowers, Trina Tjersland, Anne 
Creany and CUP students. This 
event will be held in the 
evenings from October 12 
through October 18 and all 
through the weekend. Tent 
locations will be announced at a 
later date. 

CLARION COUNTY 

HISTORICAL SOCIETY 
MUSEUM: The Clarion 
County Historical Society 
Museum at 18 Grant Street will 
be open the following times 
during ALF: Sunday, October 
11, 1:00 to 4:00 p.m., Tuesday 
through Thursday, 1:00 to 4:00 
p.m. and Sunday, October 18, 
1:00 to 4.00 p.m. 



AIRPLANE RIDES: Clarion 
County Airport will be offering 
sightseeing tours throughout the 
week of ALF. For more 
information on departure times 
or to arrange rides, call 226- 
9993. 

SOUVENIRS AND INFOR- 
MATION: Information and 
comemorative items can be 
found at the Gazebo in Memorial 
Park or at the Chamber of 
Commerce, 41 South 5th 
Avenue. Items offered for sale 
include sweatshirts depicting 
1992 ALF logo, hats, glasses 
and limited edition prints. 

AIRSTREAM TRAILER 
SPECIAL EVENTS RALLY: 

Located at Penn Wood Airstream 
Park, home of the Pennsylvania 
Unit of WBBCI, Inc. , Box 7, 
Limestone, Pa 16234. 

CLARION MALL: There will 
be a Sport's Card Show in the 
Clarion Mall on Saturday, 
October 10 and Sunday, October 
11. There will be live exotic 
animals on display from 
Tuesday, October 13 through 
Saturday, October 17. On 
Wednesday, October 14 through 
Saturday, October 17, there will 
be a craft show and on Sunday, 
October 18, Elvis will perform. 



Friday, October 9 



9TH ANNUAL ALF OPEN 
TENNIS TOURNAMENT: 

The event will be held at the 
CUP tennis courts from 5 p.m. to 
10 p.m. A $10 fee will be 
charged for the first event and $5 
for the second event. Pre- 
registration is required. 



Saturday, October 10 



ALF TUG-OF-WAR: This 
event starts at 11:00 a.m. at 
Clarion High School. There are 
four divisions: community 
business, college and youth. 
Pre-registration is required. 226- 
9161 

ALF VOLLEYBALL TOURN- 
AMENT: The tournament starts 
at 11:00 a.m. at Clarion High 
School. There is an adult 
category (post high school). Pre- 
registration only. 226-9161 

OPEN TENNIS TOURNA- 
MENT: See listing for Friday, 
October 9. Time: 9 a.m. to 9 
pjn. 



FARMERS MARKET: The 

market will be held in Memorial 
Park from 8:30 a.m. until early 
afternoon. Participants are 
welcome. 

ALF AUTUMN TEA AND 
FASHION SHOWCASE: The 

showcase will be held at the 
Holiday Inn of Clarion at 11 a.m. 
Participating Main Street 
clothing stores only. The cost is 
$7.50 per person and it is by 
reservation only, since seating is 
limited. Call 226-79 1 3 for more 
information. 

FIFTH ANNUAL BOWLING 
TOURNAMENT: The event 
will be held at Mt. Joy Lanes, 
Exit 7 1-80. This year's event 
will be a "Doubles No-Tap." It 
will be open to men and women 
and will be a handicap 
tournament. The entry fee is $12 
per peson or $24 per team. 
Squad times will be 6:00 p.m. 
and 9:00 p.m. Pre-registration is 
required. For more information, 
call 797-5312 or 226-9161. 

GOLF TOURNAMENT: The 

tournament will be held at the 
Mayfield Golf Course with a 
10:00 a.m. start. The play will 
be a four man amateur scramble. 
All players must have a certified 
handicap of 10 or above. It is 
$180 per team to register. Call 
226-8888 for more details. 

SPORTS CARD SHOW: The 

show will be held at the Clarion 
Mall from 10:00 a.m. until 9:00 
p.m. 



ALF SQUARE DANCE: The 

dance will be from 8 p.m. until 
11 p.m. at the Keystone 
Elementary School cafeteria in 
Knox, PA. Callers will be Tom 
Miller and Tom Mohney. 
Fiddle- A-Rounds Square Dance 
Club will sponsor the dance. 
The Texas Two-Step will be 
showcased between squares. All 
western square dancers 
welcome. 



Sunday, October II 



HUNTERS TRAIL 3'D 
ARCHERY COURSE: 

Registration is from 9 a.m. to 3 
p.m. There will be 28 McKenzie 
targets. Prizes will be awarded. 
Call the Sportsman's Cove at 
226-6272 for more information. 

JUNIOR OLYMPICS: This 
event will be held at CUP 
stadium for children ages 5 to 12 
years, grades K through sixth. 
Pre-registration is required. 
Entry forms are available at 
Elementary schools in Clarion 
County. Entry fees are $2. 
Starting time is 1 p.m. Awards 
will be presented. 

UNITED WAY OF CLARION 
COUNTY 10K RACE AND 
3M WALK-A-THON: This 
event is the kick off for ALF and 
Junior Olympics. It will begin at 
CUP stadium and will end at the 
back of the stadium. For more 
information, call 226-8760. 

9TH ANNUAL ALF TENNIS 
TOURNAMENT: See listing 
for Friday, October 9. It will be 
held from 11 a.m. to 9 p.m. 



GOLF TOURNAMENT: The 

tournament will be held at the 
Mayfield Golf Course. There 
will be a four man open * 
scramble with a 10 a.m. shotgun 
start. The cost is $220 per team 
to register. Call 226-8888 for 
more information. 



Monday, October 12 



MISS TEEN ALF PAGEANT: 

The pageant will be held at the 
Clarion Area High School 
auditorium from 8 p.m. to 10 
p.m. Advanced ticket sales only! 
Tickets are on sale at the Clarion 
Area Chamber of Commerce, 41 
South 5th Avenue. Ticket prices 
are $5 and $6. It will be one 
night only. 



Tiiesdav, October 13 



ALF VARIETY SHOWCASE: 

The fifth annual showcase will 
be held at the Clarion Area High 
School auditorium. The doors 
will open at 6:30 p.m. and the 
show will begin at 7 p.m. The 
variety show is open to all ages, 
5 and over. Pre-registration is 
required for all participants. 
Medals and certificates will be 
awarded. 

CLARION COUNTY 

CAREER CENTERS FREE 
ROLLER SKATING PARTY: 

The skating party is open to all 
Clarion County High School 
students in grades 7 through 12. 
It will be held at Skateland from 
7 p.m. to 10 p.m. For more 
information call 226-4391. 



pari of the CLARION AREA 




POMTS OF ALF ACTIVITY "•. 

A Clarion Mall 

B Mayfield Golf Course 

C Holiday Inn (with Tourist In- 
formation Booth) 
Knights Inn and Days 
Inn 

Strattan Homes 

AM Clarion Co. Airport 

fW Penn Wood Airstream INTERSTATE 80 EXITS 9 AND 10 will be the most congested on 

Oct 12 and 13 Consider using EXITS 7, 8. or 11 when arriving in or 



LOCATION OF ALF 
SCHEDULE SPONSORS 

CH Clarion Hospital 
McO McDonald's 



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Schedule of events 



FREE SCREENING OF PRE- 
SCHOOL CHILDREN: 

Screening will take place in 
downtown Clarion in front of the 
courthouse from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. 
The process takes approximately 
45 minutes and includes speech, 
language, hearing, general 
development and vision. 
Children from birth to age 5 will 
be accepted. Appointments are 
appreciated but walk-ins will be 
accepted as time permits. Call 1- 
800-672-7123 for more 
information. 



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ALF BATTLE OF THE 
BANDS: This year's Battle of 
the Bands competition will be 
held at CUP Gemmell Center. 
Doors open at 6 p.m. with tickets 
available at the door of the 
Clarion Area Chamber of 
Commerce office. The 
categories are High School and 
College. Sound equipment will 
be provided and pre-registration 
is required. There is no fee to 
enter a band. Cash prizes and 
trophies will be awarded. For 
more information call 226-9161 
or 782-3863. 



27TH ANNUAL FOREST 
AREA CRAFT ASSO- 
CIATION SHOW: The show 
will be located at the Veterans of 
Foreign Wars building, on the 
corner of 6th Avenue and Liberty 
Street from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. 
Hand-crafted articles will be 
available for purchase. For more 
information call 226-5289. 

KIDDIES PARADE: The 

Clarion Area Jaycees, 
McDonald's and the Clarion 
County Humane Society are 
sponsoring the 17th annual 
children's parade. Line-up is at 



FARMERS AND CRAFTERS 
DAY: From 7:30 a.m. until 
dusk, over 150 crafters will 
display their homemade crafts 
and goods and fresh foods in 
downtown Clarion. Call 226- 
9161 for more information. 

2ND ANNUAL QUAINT 
QUILTED CREATIONS: St. 

Joseph School of Lucinda will 
sponsor a competition quilt show 
from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. at the 
school which is located on route 
66 north, in Lucinda. Eight 
categories will be on display and 
judged. There will also be a 



SIDEWALK SALES: Many 
sales will be going on in 
downtown Clarion from 9 a.m. 
to dusk. A shuttle bus service 
will be provided between 
downton Clarion and the 
Clarion Mall. 

FIRE TRUCK RIDES: The 

Clarion Fire & Hose #1 
Company will be sponsoring fire 
truck rides. Rides depart from 
the fire hall, located at 525 Wood 
Street in Clarion at 6 p.m. until 
dusk. 

OWENS-BROCKWAY 
GLASS FACTORY TOURS: 

Tours start at the O-I Clubhouse, 
151 Grand Avenue. Tours are 
available from 1 to 3 p.m. You 
must be at least 12 years of age 
to participate. Flat, closed-toed 
shoes only. Call 226-0506 for 
more information. 

STRATTAN HOMES TOURS: 

Tours will take place at the Knox 
plant in the morning. Parking 
space is available. Call 226- 
9161 foynore information. 

CLARION MALL CRAFT 
SHOW: Wall to wall crafters 
will line the Clarion mall. Items 
on display include doll clothes, 
handwoven rugs, baby quilts, 
wood items, Christmas items, 
ceramics and leather goods just 
to name a few. For more 
information call 226-5180. 

HEALTH FAIR: A Health Fair 
will be held at Klingensmith's 
Drug Store in the 800 Center 
mall from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. 
Testing of pulse, blood pressure, 
cholesterol screening, hearing 
and mammography will be 
offered. For more information 
call 226-8288. The fair is 
sponsored by Allegheny Manor 
and Klingensmith's health care. 




Mellon Bank Aulorama: 
on Main SI.. Sth to Slh. 



f Wendy'* 

F CUP Chapel 

I CUP Stadium 

N Clarion High School 

I Integra Bank 

J Melton Bank 

(Carnival 

I County Court Houaa. 

Reptile Show 
m Clarion Cart Center 



a Clarion Fraa Library 
• Notthweal Saving* 

Bank 
f Metunger Canter 

(I C Pariah) 
I Clarion Co. Mam Park 

(conteaione) 
I Historical Society 

Muteum 
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w Maintenance Geraget 

Bus Parking Area 
I C 93 Radio WCCR 
y CUP Tennii Count 
I Chamber ol Commerce 
• Public Toilet! 



27TH ANNUAL FOREST 
AREA CRAFT ASSOCIA- 
TION SHOW: The show will 
be held at the Veterans of 
Foreign Wars building, on the 
corner of 6th Avenue and Liberty 
Street, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. 
Hand-crafted articles will be 
available for purchase. For more 
information call 226-5289. 



Thursday. October L-> 



BUSINESS SEMINAR: A 

seminar will be held at the 
Clarion Days Inn from 8:30 a.m. 
to 4:00 p.m. on "Improve Your 
Small Business Bottom Line 
by... Becoming a More Skillful 
Salesperson." This workshop is 
open to anyone who would be 
interested in improving their 
small business sales revenues. 
For more information call 226- 
2060. 

TEEN DANCE: Tentative 
location is in front of the 
courthouse from 8 p.m. to 11 
p.m. It is sponsored by TCI of 
Pennsylvania. C-93 WCCR is 
providing the music. 



5:30 p.m. in Integra Bank 
parking lot. Starting time for the 
parade is 6 p.m. Children in 
grades K through 6 are eligible 
for participation. Children are 
encouraged to dress in costume 
or decorate their bicycles and 
wagons. For more information 
call 226-9161 or 226-8006. 

MODEL RAILROAD DIS- 
PLAY: Trains, trains and more 
trains can be seen at the model 
railroad display sponsored by the 
Clarion Model Railroad, Inc. 
The display will be held in the 
Clarion Masonic Lodge building 
on Main Street Clarion. 
Admission for adults is $1 and 
children 12 and under will be 
$.50. Open hours are from 6 
p.m. to 9 p.m., Friday from 9 
a.m. to noon and 2 pjn. to 5 p.m. 
and Sunday from 10 a.m. to 4 
pjn. 



CODES: (F) Free Admlaelon 

(O AdmlMlon/Partlcipallon Charge ] 
(0) Donation Requested 



quilting bee running throughout 
the day and quilting supplies and 
refreshments will be available. 
For more information call 226- 
889, 226-7877 or 226-4202. 

ALF "BEST OF THE 
MUMMERS" PER- 

FORMANCE: Clarion 

University is sponsering the 
"Best of the Mummers" special 
performance. The Philadelphia 
Strutters A/K/A Italian- 
American String Band show is to 
be held at Tippin Gymnasium on 
the CUP campus at 8:30 p.m. 
Tickets will be sold at the 
Clarion Area Chamber of 
Commerce and Clarion 
University. This event is 
sponsored in part by kriebel 
Wells, Captain Loomis Inn, 
Northwest Savings Bank, Crooks 
Clothing and Clarion Ford 
Mercury. 




I.C. GUILD CRAFT SHOW: 

The show is sponsored by the 
I.C. Guild. It will be held from 9 
a.m. to 5 p.m. in the I.C. 
Gymnasium on Main Street. 




CUP HOMECOMING FOOT- 
BALL GAME: Golden Eagles 
host Lock Haven at 2 p.m. at 
Memorial Stadium. 



ALF PARADE: The parade, 
sponsored by Bell of 
Pennsylvania, A Bell Atlantic 
Company, will start at noon on 
Main Street. The pre-parade 
begins at 11 a.m. The 
Philadelphia Mummers will put 
in a special appearance. Parade 
seats are now available for $3 
per seat. 

US NAVY "LEAP FROGS" 
PARACHUTE TEAM: The 

team will start off the CUP 
homecoming football game at 
1:45 p.m. at the stadium. The US 
Navy hot air balloon will also be 
available for tethered rides. The 
team will jump at the Clarion 
Mall on Sunday. 

PANCAKE^ BREAKFAST: A 

pancake breakfast will be held at 
Meisinger Center from 8 a.m. 
until 11:30 a.m. "All you can 
eat." The breakfast benefits 
Immaculate Conception School. 

ANTIQUE MARKET: The 

market will be held at County 
Warehouse, Exit 8 of 1-80, north 
66 for 3/4 mile across from 
Charles Tool. It will be open 
from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. On display 
and for sale are large mining 
artifacts, antique horse drawn 
equipment, potpourri of antiques 
and collectibles. 

ALF "SCOOT N' BOOT" 
DANCE SHOW: The show 
will be held from 6 p.m. to 9 
p.m. in front of the courthouse 
on Main Street in Clarion. 
Participate and leam Texas Two- 
Step, Cowgirl Boogie, "Sleezy" 
Slide and others. 



Sunday, October IS 



MELLON BANK AUTO- 
RAMA: It will be located on * 
Main Street from 5th to 8th 
Avenue. Streets will be closed 
by police to public traffic from 8 
a.m. until 4:45 p.m. Absolutely 
no cars will be registered or 
accepted on show day. 

BACK TO THE 50S WITH 
ELVIS: Jitterbug contest, 
performances and much more 
will happen at the Clarion Mall. 
Times will be announced at a 
later date. 

TURKEY & HAM SUPPER: 

The St Joseph's Rosary Society 
is sponsoring a supper from 5 
p.m. to 7 p.m. at the ST. Joseph 
Center in Lucinda. 



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help us celebrate with a 
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Tuesday, October 13, 
from 10am - 11am 

Friday, October 16, 
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Monday through Thursday, from 10am 

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Clarion football team loses fourth in a row 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Writer 



For three quarters on Saturday, 
the 8,521 observers of the 
Edinboro University 

Homecoming game were 
witnessing a major upset in the 
making. The sixth-ranked 
Division II team in the nation 
was being outplayed in every 
facet of the game, and the 
Fighting Scots number one 
ranked defense was being 
humiliated. Unfortunately for 
Clarion, three quarters does not 
make up a game, as a nineteen 
point fourth quarter explosion 
sent the Golden Eagles home 
winless for a fourth consecutive 
time, 26-17. 



bulldozed his way for 26 yards 
on four punishing carries and 
helped set up a 23 yard field goal 
by Paul Cramer to surge the 
Eagles ahead 3-0. 

Clarion drove holes through 
the number one ranked defense 
in Division II on their next 
possession as well, but Tim 
Brown fumbled at the 'Boro 20 
and the Scots recovered. Four 
times the Eagles were inside the 
Edinboro 35 yard line, and they 
only had three points to show for 
it. 

Meanwhile, the Clarion 
defense was nothing short of 
spectacular in the first half. 
Edinboro had not even crossed 
the Golden Eagles 35 yard line, 



passes during the drive, 
including a one yard touchdown 
strike to Derrick Russell with 
just nine ticks left on the clock. 
Clarion had thoroughly 
dominated play in the first half, 
but somehow found themselves 
trailing 7-3 at the intermission. 

The third quarter showed the 
same type of Golden Eagle 
domination, except this ume the 
offense was finishing what it had 
started. Nine of the first ten 
plays from scrimmage were 
handoffs as Tonini, Damien 
Henry and Art Gregory ate up 
chunks of yardage. With the 
Edinboro defense looking for a 
way to stop the Eagles ground 
attack, Myers found the air 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Swarming "D": Free Safety Sean Spencer makes the stick as two other Golden Eagle 
defenders look on. The defense held Edinboro to just one score through three quarters. 



The first quarter was a brutal 
battle for field position, and after 
the first fifteen minutes had 
expired, neither team could boast 
of a score. 

Clarion took over at the 'Boro 
34 yard line to open frame 
number two. The Eagles had 
penetrated to the Edinboro 27 
and 32 yard lines on their 
previous two possessions, but 
had come up empty on both 
occasions. Fullback Jay Tonini 
decided that history would not 
repeat itself on this drive. Tonini 



thanks in part to two 
interceptions from safety Brad 
Kline. The Clarion "D" forced 
'Boro quarterback Jody 
Dickerson into misfiring on 
seven of his first eight passes. 
Dickerson had actually 
completed more passes to Kline 
than to his own team in the Scots 
first five possesions. 

With less than three minutes to 
play in the half, Dickerson and 
the Edinboro offense began to 
click. The Fighting Scot signal 
caller connected on five of six 



waves a lot more friendly than 
they were a week ago. First, he 
hit Henry for 34 yards, and then 
he found his favorite target, Tim 
Brown, for 21 more. That strike 
set up a two yard touchdown 
jaunt by Henry, and Clarion led 
10-7. 

Edinboro took the ensuing 
kickoff and drove the ball down 
to the Clarion 30, but 
consecutive sacks by Frank 
Andrews and Jason Rinehart 
pushed the Scots back to 
midfield, forcing them to punt 



Myers and the Eagles' offense 
continued their relentless assault 
on the Edinboro defense. Two 
crucial third down completions 
by Myers set the stage for the 
second Clarion scoring drive of 
the period. On third and three 
from his own 48, Myers spotted 
Brown for eleven yards and the 
drive was kept alive. Then, on 
third and 8 from the Scots' 39 
yard line, Myers hit Henry for 
35, and the Eagles were knock, 
knock, knockin' on heaven's 
door. Moments later, Henry 
scored his second touchdown of 
the quarter, and with 58 seconds 
left in the third, Clarion had the 
Fighting Scots by their kilts. 

Panic had set in on Edinboro. 
The Scots only had one 
possession of the ball in the first 
14 minutes of the third quarter. 
The offense saw their four point 
lead at the half turn into a ten 
point deficit and could do 
nothing but sit on the bench and 
watch. 

Edinboro's next possession 
saw Dickerson go deep three 
times and come up empty. 
Edinboro was forced to punt, and 
the Scots chances for victory 
seemed slim. Unfortunately for 
Clarion, slim just happened to 
pop up in the fourth quarter. 

A perfectly designed screen 
pass had "big play" written all 
over it for Clarion, but Jay 
Tonini fumbled after his 26 yard 
scamper, and the Scots had new 
life. 

It didn't take long for Edinboro 
to capitalize as Larry Jackson 
scored from a yard away to close 
the lead to 17-13. 'Boro's 
attempt for two points failed, but 
the Scots received the boost they 
needed and the result was 
inevitable. 

The Scots got the ball back 
after a Clarion punt and were 88 
yards from a win. On third 
down and six, the Eagles 
gambled with a blitz and lost. 
Dickerson found Wrentle Martin 
in a single coverage, and the rest 
is football folklore. 

After a failed Clarion fourth 
down attempt, Edinboro's 
Russell scored from 23 yards 
away, and the final was set at 26- 
17. 

The Golden Eagles are at 
Bloomsburg this Saturday. 



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play: Edinboro stops Clarion from 
scoring touchdown with I st down 
and goal to go from the four yard 
line. Clarion 3, Edinboro 0. 
Edinboro: Dickerson 1 yard TD 
pass to Stone (Rupert PAT), 00:09. 
Drive: 10 plays, 51 yards. Key play: 
15 yard pass from Dickerson to 
Heebsh on 3rd down and 12 to go 
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(Cramer kick), 9:22. Drive: 13 
plays, 86 yards. Key play: 2 passes 
totaling 54 yards from Myers to 
Henry and Brown, respectively. 
Clarion 10, Edinboro 7. 
Clarion: Henry 4 yard TD run 
(Cramer PAT), 0:58. Drive: 12 
plays, 80 yards. Key play: Myers 
35 yard pass to Henry on 3-8 from 
the E39. Clarion 17, Edinboro 7. 

FOURTH QUA RTER 

Edinboro: Jackson 1 yard TD run 
(kick failed), 12:07. Drive: 6 plays, 
48 yards. Key play: Tonini fumble, 
Edinboro recovers at C48. Clarion 
17, Edinboro 13. 

Edinboro: Martin 27 yard TD pass 
from Dickerson (Rupert PAT), 4:27. 
Drive: 11 plays, 88 yards. Key 
play: The TD pass on 3-6 from C27. 
Edinboro 20, Clarion 17. 
Edinboro: Russell 23 yard TD run 
(kick failed), 2:04. Drive: 2 plays, 
25 yards. Key play: Myers pass 
broken up by Edinboro on 4-5 from 
C25. Edinboro 26, Clarion 17. 

TEAM STATISTICS 

Cia. Edin. 
FIRST DOWNS 20 19 

3RD DOWN EFF. 8-15 6-13 
YDS RUSH 140 299 

YDS PASS 327 116 

TOTAL YDS 435 391 

FUMBLES 7 1 

lost 3 

INTERCEPTIONS 3 2 

SACKS 3 2. 

KEY PLAYER STATISTICS 

Clarion rushing: Henry 14-48, 

Tonini 15-67 

Edinboro rushing: Jackson 22-182, 

Dickerson 12-72 

Clarion passing: Myers 17-36 (327 

yards) 

Edinboro passing: Dickerson 10- 

21 (116 yards) 

Clarion receiving: Brown 9-105, 

Henry 3-89, Harper 3-77 

Edinboro receiving: Martin 5-67 

Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 

Terza 11-6-0, Rinehart 6-1-1, Giles 

7-1-0, Warner 6-3-0 

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Clarion volleyball team downs Lock Haven 




by Mike Jewart 
Sports Writer 



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Fly in high: Tammi Bills reaches a new level with her play. 



The Clarion Golden Eagle 
volleyball team travelled to 
Slippery Rock to participate in 
the Slippery Rock Invitational 
tournament last weekend. 

Their first draw of the 
tournament was host and PS AC 
arch rival Slippery Rock. This 
was the same team that Clarion 
spanked one week earlier, 3-1. 
This time around SRU took the 
early lead with a 15-11 decision 
over the Golden Eagles. 
However, Clarion soared back 
into the lead with victories in 
games two and three, 15-13 and 
17-15. It looked as though the 
women of Clarion were on their 
way to another victory until the 
Rock surged back to take the 
next two games, 15-9, 15-9, and 
the match three games to two. 
Leading the way for the Clarion 
offensive attack was freshman 
Bobbie Simpson, who had 17 
kills. Nicole Flambard and 
Suzanne Sheldon contributed 13 
kills apiece. Wendy Ellenberger 
had an astronomical 58 set 
assists, while Tammi Bills and 
Meghan Kelly anchored the 
defense with 33 and 24 digs, 
respectively. 



Clarion's next opponent in the 
tourney was Millersville 
University. The Golden Eagle 
spikers got off to a quick start 
with a 15-7 victory in game one. 
Millersville tightened up their 
defense in game two, but it 
wasn't enough. Clarion won 
game two, 15-11. In the third 
game, MU took the Clarion 
spikers to the limit, but the 
Golden Eagles stayed poised and 
pulled out a 17-15 victory. 
Ellenberger had the Clarion "0" 
flying high again with 27 set 
assists and eight kills. Gerri 
Condo led the team with 10 kills 
and Simpson chipped in with 
eight more. Bills and Condo 
were the defensive stoppers with 
12 digs apiece. 

The Golden Eagles set their 
sights on Michigan Tech in the 
third match of the tournament. 
Clarion was never quite able to 
get rolling as they lost in three 
straight sets, 15-5, 15-7, 15-0. 
There were few highlights in the 
match for Clarion. Ellenberger 
was held to a season low 13 set 
assists. Bills could muster only 
eight digs against the tough 
Michigan Tech squad. Simpson 
did manage to crush nine kills 
for CUP. 



Clarion played Gannon in their 
fourth match of the tourney. The 
Golden Eagles had fallen earlier 
in the season to the Knights and 
were looking for revenge. 
Unfortunately, the Clarion attack 
was grounded again and they lost 
in three quick games, 15-5, 15- 
10, 15-7. Ellenberger had 14 set 
assists for Clarion. Bills had 
eight digs and Suzanne Sheldon 
had a team high eight kills. 

The Golden Eagles regained 
their winning form on Tuesday 
night as they whipped the 
visiting Lock Haven Bald Eagles 
in four sets, 15-6, 9-15, 15-8, 15- 
5, to take a three set to one 
victory. Simpson led the way 
with 12 kills. Co-captains 
Ellenberger and Bills continued 
to lead by example. Ellenberger 
had 30 set assists, while Bills 
contributed seven kills and 10 
digs. Flambard had 14 digs to 
aid Bills and the defense. 

The Clarion Women's 
volleyball team is now 12-10 
overall and 3-3 in the PSAC- 
West. They will have to spend 
another weekend hard at work 
hosting the Clarion Elite 
tournament on October 9 and 10, 
here at the Tippin Gymnasium in 
Clarion. 



Golden Eagle golfers taking part in Fall PSAC's today 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University golf 
team ends their fall season today 
at the Fall Championships. 

The tournament is not 
sanctioned by the PS AC but is 
still regarded by the clubs 
involved as the unofficial PSAC 
Fall Championships. 

The tournament will be hosted 
by Lock Haven University at the 
Clinton Country Club. The 
seven teams that will compete 
include IUP, Slippery Rock, 
Millersville, Edinboro, Lock 
Haven, West Chester and 
Clarion. IUP is the defending 
champion of the unofficial 
tournament and will be the 
favorite again this time around, 
but Clarion will be looking for 
the upset. 

At this fall's championship, for 
the first time, seven golfers will 
compete for each team instead of 
the usual five. This is a concern 
for head coach Bob Carlson. 
"(With seven golfers), I don't 
know how well we'll stack up as 
far as depth is concerned," said 
Carlson. 

Five Clarion golfers have 
already been selected to go; 
Rich Grafton, Todd Corbeil, 



Chris Brocious, Brian Fiscus and 
Don Turowski. These five have 
pretty much been the core of the 
team all year long. Jason Tutich, 
Tom Kellgren, Mike Bickert, 
Greg Greksa and Chris Williams 
will play for the last two spots on 
the tournament team. Coach 
Carlson is sure that the seven 
golfers that participate will all be 
ready to play. 

Coach Carlson's only concern 
is that the team will not be 
consistent. "We have not been 
able to get good scores from all 
of our golfers at the same time 
this season," said Carlson. "One 
day Rich is playing well, the 
next day it's Todd or Chris." 
Carlson emphasized that the 
team needed to be consistent at 
the championships in order to 
fare well. Carlson is aiming to 



place at least second. Clarion 
has already defeated Slippery 
Rock this season and they have 
been predicted to finish in the 
top three. "Realistically, we 
should at least be able to place 
third," said Carlson. 

With all of the pressure in the 
sport of golf, Carlson realizes 
that it will be difficult for all 
seven men to play well at the 
same time. "Golf is a game of 
total concentration," said 
Carlson. "Little things can 
throw off a person's game. The 
key for us is to stay focused." 
Carlson is worried that his young 
golfers may not be able to stay 
focused enough but is confident 
that they will eventually learn 
how to. 

Carlson is looking for 
leadership in the veterans 



Grafton and Corbeil. He hopes 
that the two can provide the 
leadership to not only provide a 
strong finish at today's PSAC 
unofficial Fall Championships, 
but one that will also be strong 
enough to lead a fully developed 
team to the championships in the 
spring. 

Clarion warmed-up for the 
unofficial Fall PSAC's by 
competing at the Allegheny 
Invitational on Tuesday. 
However, the results were not 
overwhelming as they placed 
tenth out of 18 teams with 323 
points. IUP continued to 



dominate all competition by 
winning the tourney with 298 
points. 

Brocious led the Golden 
Eagles with a sparkling score of 
76. Corbeil got back on track 
with a 78. Turowski also played 
well and finished with an 82. 
Fiscus and Grafton contributed 
an 87 and 88, respectively. 

The Clarion linksters will 
attempt to place around or better 
than their 1991 finish of third at 
the Fall PSAC's. Clarion will 
attempt to dethrone IUP and the 
Rock, who both finished above 
CUP in the 1991 fall campaign. 



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tyyAmy Rae 
Sno rts Writer 



The Clarion University 

Women's tennis team won two 

PSAC matches last week, 

defeating rivals Edinboro and 

fjUP at home. 

The Golden Eagles downed the 
visiting Edinboro Lady Scots last 
Wednesday with a 5-2 victory. 

In singles play, Shara 
Wolkomir needed everything she 
had to win as the #1 seed, 6-2, 4- 
§*6, 7-6 (7-1). The #2 seed, 
Marianne Martin, followed her 
leader's example and also pulled 
out a tough win, 6-1, 3-6, 7-6 (7- 
1). The #3 seed, Darcy Ingham, 
victimized her opponent by 
winning in two straight sets, 7-5, 
6-1. Jennifer Keil won in the #4 
position, 6-3, 4-6, 6-4. Melodi 
Dess, in the #5 position, fell to 
her Lady Scot foe, 1-6, 6-1, 2-6. 
Roxanne Milton lost by default 
in the #6 position due to an 
illness. 
In doubles play, the #1 seed of 
f K Wolkomir and Ingham won in 
two sets, 6-1, 6-3. Dess and Keil 
lost in two sets in the #2 doubles 
position, 3-6, 2-6. Jennifer 



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Simonsen teamed with Martin to 
take the #3 doubles victory, 6-4, 

6-3. 

Last Thursday, fresh off their 
PSAC triumph over 'Boro, the 
Golden Eagles defeated another 
PSAC rival in Indiana. 

In singles play, Wolkomir 
triumphed in the #1 position, 7- 
5,6-1. The #2 seed, Martin, also 
won in straight sets, 6-1, 6-2. 
Ingham had a tougher time of it, 
falling 3-6, 4-6 to her IUP 
opponent. But Keil picked the 
Golden Eagles right back up 
defeating her foe, 6-0, 7-5, in an 
aggressive match. Seeded #5, 
Dess was victorious in two sets, 
6-4, 6-4. Seeing more playing 
time in the absence of the ill 
Milton, Simonsen fell in two sets 

4-6, 2-6. 

In doubles play, the #1 seeded 
team of Wolkomir and Ingham 
won an exciting match, 1-6, 7-6 
(7-4), 7-5. Keil and Dess won in 
straight sets, 6-4, 7-6 (7-1). 
Simonsen and Martin capped off 
the victory with a 6-0, 6-3 

victory. 

Fast approaching the PSAC's 
(October 16-17), the Golden 



Eagle tennis team has been 
showing off the talent that is 
going to get them there again. 
From the #1 seed, Wolomir has 
contributed with a singles record 
of 5-2. Martin has proved to be 
dominant with a singles record 
of 7-1. More impressively, she 
has won six straight singles 
matches. This has mostly been 
accomplished from the #2 
position. Mostly from the #3 
position, Ingham has added a 5-3 
singles record. Keil began as the 
number four seed on the year, 
moved to five, but has been back 
at number four for three straight 
weeks. She is 5-3 on the year in 
singles play, with two victories 
in a row. Dess, who has 
switched back and forth from #5 
and #6 seed is also 5-3 on the 
year. From the middle of the 
pack, #3 or #4 seed, Milton has 
contributed a 4-3 singles record. 
Simonsen is 0-2 in 1992 singles 

play. 

Clarion battled Pitt Tuesday 
afternoon. The Golden Eagles 
schedule takes them to Duquesne 
University today (3:00) and to 
Bloomsburg on Saturday (1:00). 





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Roxanne Milton missed a match last week, due to Illness. 



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Clarion University cross-country teams improving 

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by Jon Q. Sitler 
Soorts Editor 



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The Clarion University men's 
and women's cross-country 
teams participated in the Grove 
City Quadrangular last Saturday. 

Both Clarion teams finished 
in the middle of the pack of five 
teams that attended the meet. 
Host Grove City was joined by 
Clarion, Allegheny, Westminster 
and Thiel on the day. 

For the Clarion men, Chris 
Singleton continued to improve 
by finishing second overall. His 
time of 27:52 was only 18 
seconds behind the overall 
winner from Thiel. Russ 
Briendel and Bill Belfield also 



placed well at the meet, both 
finishing in the teens. Briendel 
finished 15th overall with a solid 
time of 29:25, while Belfield 
finished 19th with a time of 
29:37. Eric Hackwelder finished 
21st overall with a time of 29:47. 
Shawn Hoehn rounded out the 
top five for Clarion as he 
finished 23rd overall with a time 
of 29:52. 

For the Clarion women, Nicole 
Yahres finished seventh overall 
with a time of 22:52. She 
finished exactly one minute off 
the pace. Lisa Griffo finished 
second for Clarion with a time of 
23:43 (12th overall). Jen 
Dansberger finished 13th overall 
and 3rd for the Clarion runners 



with a 23:59 time. Stacey 
Jacobson and Cindy Hippensteel 
rounded out the pack for the 
Clarion women. Jacobson 
finished 22nd overall and fourth 
for the Clarion women. She had 
a time of 26:44. Hippensteel 
finished 24th overall, a 27:59 

clip. 

Head coach Ron Wiser has 
been very pleased with Clarion's 
gradual improvement and has 
high hopes for the remainder of 
the season. He said that, for the 



men, Singleton has been 
improving every single meet. 
He has improved from a 15th 
place finish in the season's 
opening meet at California, Pa. 
to a second place finish last 
week at Grove City. "I'm 
looking for a big day soon from 
Chris, maybe even this 
weekend," said coach Wiser. 

The Clarion men have been 
hampered by the departure of 
Matt Winger to the graduate 
program and by the absence of 



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Chad Briggs, who has been out * 
due to an injury. Wiser said that 
Briggs has been sorely missed 
because he is one of the best 
runners the Clarion men have. 
He might have been their #1 
runner had he not suffered the 
injury. Briggs may be close to 
coming back and finishing the 
campaign. 

Coach Wiser has had the goal 
right from the start to do well at 
the PSAC's. Early in the season, 
Wiser said, "Realistically for the 
men, I believe that we can finish 
in the top five at the PSAC's. 
The PSAC is, historically, one of 
the toughest conferences in the 
nation. But I do think that this is 
an obtainable goal for the men." 
The goal may be even more 
obtainable knowing now that 
Slippery Rock has lost their #1 
and #5 runners for the season. 
Wiser believes that Clarion could 
possibly upset the #5 ranked, 
Division II team with Singleton 
coming on and Briggs possibly 
coming back. 

For the women, it has been 
more like a rebuilding year, but 
coach Wiser still believes that 
they could come close to or 
surpass their 1991 PSAC ninth 
place finish. 

The Golden Eagles are 
scheduled to run at the Paul 
Short Invitational this weekend. 



Page 26 - The Clarion Call - 10-8-92 



Four women sue IUP athletic program 



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Pittsburgh, Pa. (AP)- Four 
female athletes at Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
alleged that the school 
discriminates against women on 
the playing field. 

The women's gymnastics and 
field hockey teams were 
eliminated this year, as were the 
men's soccer and tennis teams. 

Four women- Dawn Favia of 
Centerrich, N.Y., Wendy 
Schandelmeier of Altoona, Kim 
Dalcamo of Butler and Amy 
Phaehler of Elverson, Chester 



County- sued IUP on Monday in 
federal court. 

A hearing on the matter will 
begin October 21 before U.S. 
District Judge Maurice Cohill Jr. 
in Pittsburgh. 

During the 1991-92 school 
year, IUP awarded $300,171 in 
athletic scholarships, the lawsuit 
said. Of that, male students 
received $239,162. Female 
athletes received $61,009. 

One-fourth of 160 students 
who received athletic 
scholarships were women, but 56 



percent of IUP students are 
female, said Jon Pushinsky, the 
students' attorney. 

University spokesman Bill 
Swauger said that funding cuts 
forced IUP to end field hockey 
and gymnastics. He said that the 
most painful decision was 
dropping the gymnastics team, 
which won a national 
championship two years ago. 

The team's travel costs were 
too high, and there was little 
competition in the region, 
Swauger said. 



The lawsuit asked IUP, a state- 
funded school and member of 
the Pennsylvania State Athletic 
Conference, to revive the two 
women's teams. 

A judge should force IUP to 
provide equal opportunities for 
both sexes in all athletic 
programs, the women said. 

"All we want is what we are 
entitled to - equal opportunity 
and equal treatment," said Favia 
who like Schandelmeier and 
Delcamo, was recruited in 
gymnastics. 



Phaehler, who plays field 
hockey, said that one of the 
reasons she chose IUP was 
because of the field hockey 
team. It is now a club that 
competes with junior varsity 
squads at other schools. 

"This is my senior year as a 
college student," Phaehler said. 
"To go from a varsity status 
basically strips you of any rights 
within the athletic program." 

Phaeler said that the field at 
IUP is inadequate for field 
hockey. 



Outside Clarion Sports 



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AP stories compiled by 
Jon Q. Sitter 

PA SPORTS 



Erie makes pitch for new 
stadium 

Erie Mayor Joyce Savocchio 
recently said that she'll make her 
pitch to turn the former Sears 
building in downtown Erie into a 
new baseball stadium. 

The mayor says that she will 
focus on obtaining up to ten 
million dollars in financing, 
preferably from the state. 

The mayor's comments came 
at the conclusion of a meeting 
last week, at which officials of 
the Erie Sailors minor league 
baseball team outlined the steps 
necessary to keep professional 
baseball in the city. 

The Sailors urged the creation 
of a community group to 
spearhead the baseball project 
and the development of a master 
plan that would set deadlines for 
steps leading to the construction 
of the stadium. 

Skip Weiman, president and 
general manager of the Sailors, 
would like to see a new stadium 
by 1994. The Sailors current 
stadium, Ainsworth Field, does 
not meet major league standards. 



Pitt plays Notre Dame 

Pitt coach Paul Hackett says 
that he may make some slight 
adjustments in the game plan but 
will not overhaul the team before 
this weekend's game with Notre 
Dame. 

Both the Panthers and the Irish 
are going into the Pitt Stadium 
matchup after losses to 
underdogs. The 2-3 Panthers 
blew a 10-nothing lead and lost 
to Maryland 47-34. Notre Dame 
saw its record fall to 3-1-1 in a 
33-16 loss to Stanford. 

Foster top rusher 

Pittsburgh Steelers running 
back Barry Foster still leads all 
NFL rushers in yardage, despite 
the fact that the Steelers did not 
play last weekend. Foster's 450 
yards on 92 carries is far ahead 
of the NFL's next closest rushers. 
Emmit Smith of the Dallas 
Cowboys has 408 yards, and 
Barry Word of Kansas City is 
third with 406 yards on the 
season. His 33-carry, 190-yard 
performance against the Jets in 
week number two still stands as 
the best outing by an NFL 
running back this season. 

The Steelers also lead the NFL 
in interceptions with 12. 



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Pens ink Lemieux 

Mario Lemieux, on Monday, 
became the richest player in 
NHL history when the Pittsburgh 
Penguins announced that they 
had signed the team captain to a 
seven-year contract worth 42 
million dollars. The deal 
replaces the last two years of a 
five year, 12 million dollar 
contract Lemieux previously had 
with the Pens. This is Lemieux's 
ninth season with the Penguins, 
the only NHL team he has 
played for since being selected in 
the 1984 entry draft. 

Bowman back 

The Pittsburgh Penguins now 
have a new coach to go with 
their multi-million dollar 
superstar, and they named him 
just in time for Tuesday night's 
opener. 

One day after signing Mario 
Lemieux to a league record 
seven-year, 42 million dollar 
contract, the team announced 
that Scotty Bowman will return 
as the coach for the 1992-93 
season. 

Bowman served as interim 
coach last year and led the Pens 
to their second straight Stanley 
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Tough Philly defense 

It has now been 50 consecutive 
regular season games since an 
opposing back has rushed for 
more than 100 yards against the 
Philadelphia Eagles' defense. 
Last Monday night, Reggie 
White and the gang held one of 
the top NFL rushers, Emmit 
Smith of the Cowboys, to only 
67 yards on the ground. The 
Eagles crushed Dallas 31-7. 



"The Great One", Book II 

The Philadelphia Flyers are 
expecting a lot from Eric 
Lindros, their new 19-year-old 
center. The team gave up several 
good players, future draft picks 
and 15 million dollars for him, 
after fighting the New York 
Rangers for the right to make the 
deal. In the NHL pre-season, 
Lindros had eight goals in eight 
games. 



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Personals 



Phi Sigma Sigma wishes their 
nominees for homecoming co irt the 
best of luck. They are Desiree 
Wassam, Beth Eaton, Tonya Schmidt, 
and Leslie Cathcart. We know you'll 
represent us well ! 



Kappa Delta Rho: We washed some 
cars and the water flew, but better than 
those suds was partying with you!! 
Thanks for splashing around with us! 
Love Phi Sigma Sigma 



D Phi E would like to thank Kelly for 
the wonderful Rush parties. You did a 
great job! Love, your sisters. 

Happy Birthday to Patty Zehner. 
Love, your D Phi E sisters. 



D Phi E would like to thank Tri-Sigma 
for the awesome picnic. We had a 
blast. Let's get together again 
sometime soon. 



Sigma Chi: The theme was to 
"Barter" and of course we had a blast. 
Too bad the night had to end so fast. 
We love you. Love, DPhiE. 



Delta Zeta, Thanks for twisting the 
night away, it was a blast. We'll have 
to do it again soon. Kappa Delta Rho. 



Congratulations Kurry on becoming 
Theta Phi Alpha's new sweetheart. 
You look good in your Penguin 
uniform. Kappa Delta Rho. 



Delta Zeta, Happy belated Founders 
Day. Kappa Delta Rho. 



Theta Phi Alpha, Thanks for the 
mixer, it was swell. Kappa Delta Rho. 



Phi Sigma Sigma, The car wash was a 
great success, that is because we 
choose the best. Thank you for your 
help. Kappa Delta Rho. 

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Phi Sigma Sigma, We never knew the 
50's and 60's were so exciting. 
Having you over again sounds very 
inviting. Kappa Delta Rho. 



Kappa Theta Phi, The punch was 
great, but the ponies were better! 
Ladies, you deserve your letters! 
Thanks for a great Toga mixer. Phi 
Sigma Kappa 



Phi Sigma Kappa announces its first 
annual "Bringin' Home the Bacon 
Blowout!" Pig Roast/Bar-B-Q and 
Live Band - featuring "Kamotion". 
B.Y.O.B. - $5.00. Sat. Oct. 17- 3:00 
p.m. Get tickets from any brother. BE 
THERE!! 



To the Sigma Chi Pledges- Thanks so 
much for the party Monday night. We 
had a great time. Let's do it every 
semester! Love, the sisters of Delta 
Zeta. 



To the brothers of Delta Chi- thanks 
for the trip around the world. It is a 
tradition we will always enjoy! Love, 
the sisters of Delta Zeta. 



Happy Birthday Marcia! ! We love you 
Shroomer watch out for the sidewalks 
this weekend. Love, Cristine, 
Kristine, Melissa, & Glenna. 



Mario, Congratulations and Good 
Luck with pledging. Don't forget I 
love you. Love, Cristine. PS. Center 
Held? 



Congratulations Fall 92 associate 
members: Gretchen, Kristen, Kirisa, 
Carrie, Erin, Amy, Missy, Heidi, 
Bridget, & Robbin. Keep up the good 
work! We love you- the sisters of 
Alpha Sigma Tau. 



The handcuffs were real, the night was 
young, who would have thought 
Bonding could be so fun!!! We love 
you Sig Tau Gamma Lets mix again 
soon!!! Love, the sisters of AST. 



Theta Xi: thanks for the great mixer! 
Haying golf was fun to say the least, 
but we thought pitchers were in 
baseball! Let's try it again sometime 
and keep playing that great dancing 
music. Love, Theta Phi Alpha. 



Traci Showers, Happy Birthday! 
Congrats, you Finally turned 21 ! Now 
you can keep an eye on Tara and 
Danielle! Ya Right! We love you 
Traci! Your Theta Phi Sisters 



Happy Belated Birthday to our Theta 
Phi sisters: Kelly Hoffner, Amy 
Woodmansee, Holly Neely, Steph 
Scott and Tara Stahler. 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to 
congratulate our two newest associate 
members, Jenn Wilson and Lisa 
Muzzey. 



To the Theta Xi pledge class of Fall 
92. Congratulations and Good Luck to 
you! You 15 are the best. Theta Xi 
picked you apart from the rest. I love 
ya. Your sweetheart Gina 



Snack : Roses are red, and CUP is 
blue, 1 cannot wait, to turn 21 with 
you! Happy Birthday to a true friend- 
thanks for everything- I love you!- 
Brooke 



Killer, I love you . Please don't 
destroy me. M 



SWM, seeks companion, Leslie. Must 
like ducks, Ministry and weird men. 



Congratulations to our new associate 
members: Terri Dodson, Michelle 
Handa, Jodie Jackson, Robyn Kline, 
Chrissy Komoroski, Jen Milius, and 
Rhonda Wirfel. Love, the sisters of 
Alpha Sigma Alpha. 



The sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 
would like to thank Kris Milner for all 
her hard work during rush. You did a 
great job. We love you ! 



The sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 
would like to thank the brothers of 
Alpha Chi Rho for making our pledges 
pick-up a fun and memorable evening! 



Happy 21st Birthday Jen Frey!! 
You're the best- see you at the Bars!! 
Love, Becky. 



Around the world we went with you 
sly guys- oh you crazy Theta Chi's. 
We had a blast, too bad it couldn't last! 
Time went too fast. Love, the sisters 
of Zeta Tau Alpha 



Congratulations to our new associate 
members. We wish you the best of 
luck and we look forward to becoming 
closer friends! Love the sisters of Zeta 
Tau Alpha 



Delta Zeta, any mixer with you is a 
trip around the world. It was a blast. 
Let's do it again sometime. Delta Chi. 



To the Sigma Chi pledge class of Fall 
1992: Good Luck with pledging. You 
know I am always here for you. Love 
TriciaXOXO. 



To the brothers of Sigma Chi: I want 
to thank all of you for a Wonderful 2 
years. All of you are very special to 
me. I Love you, XOXO Love, 
Tricia. 



The Brothers of AXP would like to 
congratulate our fall '92 postulants: 
SUm, Pretty Boy, Chuckles, Cold Cut , 
Meatball and JP. Welcome guys. 



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Thanks to the sisters of ASA for the 
great pickup mixer. We had a 
wonderful time. The Brothers of AXP. 



Page 28- The Clarion Call - 10-8-92 

Sports Opinion - Tall Cliffy predicts: 



Penn State has greatest coach ever 



i 



Well, I did tons better my first 
week, but it's still not what I 
expected. Then again, this hasn't 
exactly been a year to start 
predicting; no one is playing 
with any consistency, except for 
the Eagles. Was that a game or 
what! 

Detroit, however, disappointed 
me and most football fans. What 
is happening to this team? I 
guess a good offensive line is the 
key to offensive success in this 
league. The Lions have a great 
quarterback and one of the 
greatest running backs in the 
game. But with the tragic loss of 
two starting linemen, the Lions' 
run and shoot attack is sterile. 

K.C. pushed for me, but I 
thought that they would destroy 
Denver. I guess the Chiefs can't 
fight off the jinx at Mile High 
Stadium. 

The Seminoles also pushed, 
but, once again, it was head 
coach Bobby Bowden's 
conservativeness that did FSU 
in. 

Boston College was a 
disappointment, also. WVU is 
not that good. . . good enough to 
stop two great backs. 

Tennessee did live up to 
expectation, routing LSU 20-0. 

Enough talking about the past; 
let's talk about the future. . . 

BEL 

Atlanta at Miami -7 1/2 

Atlanta (2-3) looked strong 
against the Packers last week. 
Quarterback Chris Miller threw 
for three touchdowns, but the 
defense allowed more than 330 
yards by Packers' offense. This 
week they will also have trouble 
stopping Dan Marino and his 
squadron of talented receivers. 
But if the Falcon defense can 
come up with the big plays, 
Atlanta should win. 



Miami (4-0) was unstoppable 
against the Bills, which surprised 
everyone. Marino threw for 282 
yards and is excited about having 
the addition of tight end Keith 
Jackson in the offensive scheme. 
The Dolphin defense was 
incredible. They gave up 400 
yards of total offense, but forced 
five turnovers (4 int., 1 fumble) 
and sacked the Bill's quarterback 
three times. Because of their 
great performance, I think that 
they will still be on a high. They 
might beat the Falcons, but not 
by eight points. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Atlanta 

Phoenix at NY Giants -7 

The Giants (1-3) lost a close 
game to the Raiders, but this 
game showcased two of the 
worst offenses in the league. 
New York's defense is aging. 
Let's face it, LT will probably be 
the best linebacker to ever put on 
a uniform, but he has a bad 
shoulder and hasn't been doing 
the job. Phil Simms is still a 
good QB, but hasn't been getting 
any support from his line. Then 
again, he never did. 

Phoenix (1-3) is on the rise, as 
apparent in last week's upset of 
Washington. QB Chris Chandler 
proved last week that he can take 
a licking and still keep ticking. 
Chandler threw for almost 200 
yards with one TD toss. The 
Cardinals held Washington's 
ground game to just 107 yards, 
forcing the Skins to go to the air. 
Simms will have problems 
throwing against a young and 
talented Cardinal secondary. 
Look for another upset. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Phoenix 

NY Jets at Indianapolis +3 

The Jets (1-4) beat the hapless 
Pats, but a win is a win. Jet 




quarterback Browning Nagle 
completed 20 passes, two for 
scores. He is a good quarterback, 
but is still far, far away from 
becoming the league's top play 
caller. The Jet's secondary gave 
up 259 yards passing and three 
touchdowns by Hugh Millen. 
The Jets must now face Jeff 
George, as talented as Millen, 
but with better receivers (Reggie 
Langhorne and Jesse Hester). 

The Colts (2-2) came from 
behind to defeat a much 
improved Tampa team, with the 
help of George. George threw 
for two touchdowns in the 
second half to rally the Colts. 
The only question will be Indy's 
passing defense. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Indianapolis 

Cvllm 

Rutgers at Syracuse -11 

The Rutgers (3-2) were no 
match for the Nittany Lions last 



week, but they will be a match 
for their Big East opponent. 
They scored 24 points against 
Penn State, but gave up 38 points 
and 303 yards passing to 
sophomore QB John Sacca. But I 
still think that they can handle a 
questionable Orangemen 
offense. 

Syracuse (3-1) beat an 
unknown Louisville team by a 
very narrow margin, 15-9. They 
just aren't as good as their #15 
ranking. They may be at Rutgers, 
but it will be a narrower margin 
than last week. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Rutgers 

Miami at Penn State -1 

Joe Paterno is world's better at 
coaching than Dennis Erickson. 
Miami may have the more 
talented team, but with JoePa. . . 
enough said. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Penn State 



Stanford at UCLA +3 

Okay, Bill Walsh and the 
Cardinal upset the Fighting Irish 
last week. And Bill Walsh is a 
great coach, probably one of the 
best ever. But Stanford (4-1) is 
going to L.A. His boys just 
aren't lucky enough to win two 
in row away from home. 

UCLA (3-1) proved that they 
have a great defense two weeks 
ago, stopping super-human 
Marshall Faulk. They should do 
the same against Stanford's good 
passing attack. 
Tall Cliffy 's pick: UCLA 

I know that all of these are 
upsets, but this would not be as 
much fun if I didn't take 
chances. Have fun and see ya 
next week. 

Tall Cliffv's record 
4-6-2 



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! Volume 74, Issue 6 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 15, 1992 



It 



Issue 



News 

Jquor control wants ID's 

he state has asked colleges 

md universities in 

'ennsylvania for false student 

D cards for liquor control 



agents. 



Pg-7 



Features 

lomecoming 1992 

vleet the candidates for 
lomecoming queen to be 
crowned on Saturday. . .pg. 
3 



Sports 



Yin number one 

polden Eagle football team 
tarns first victory at 
ploomsburg pg. 23 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Cloudy with a 
ihance of rain, high 65 
4 (WYiday: Sunny, high 63 

Saturday; Partly cloudy, high. 
J>5 

Sunday: Cloudy with 
Clearing skies, high 65 
Monday: Sunny, high 68 
Tuesday: Sunny, high 66 
|Vednesda-': Partly cloudy, 
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Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

^ews pg. 7 

V listing pg. 12 

eatures pg. 13 

Campus events pg. 17 

ntertainment pg. 20 

^Ports pg. 23 

'lassifieds pg. 27 



Casey releases funds for state 
school construction projects 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



Governor Robert Casey 
announced last Thursday that 
state funds would be released for 
a new Higher Education Capital 
Construction Program, which 
would aid in State System 
universities' construction 
projects. Of the S3 13.7 million 
released, Clarion University will 
receive $7,851,000 for its 
renovation of Founders Hall, 
Montgomery Hall (Venango 
campus) and Harvey Hall. A 
utility project, the second phase 
of steam line renovations, was 
also part of the projects 
approved. 

The state will provide 75 
percent of the base construction 
cost with the universities raising 
the remaining 25 percent. The 
utility project will receive 100 
percent funding. 

President Diane Reinhard feels 
that Clarion is up to the 
challenge of raising the 
necessary funds. "The local 
match required in the Higher 
Education Capital Construction 
Program will present a challenge 
for Clarion University, but 
Clarion has a strong history of 
private giving from our various 
constituencies. Plans are now 
being developed to determine the 
best way to meet our 
requirements for the 25 percent 
match." 

Casey's capital construction 
program is part of "Operation 
Jump Start," an accelerated 
effort to undertake vitally needed 
public works projects and create 
construction jobs during a time 
of national recession.According 
to the Derrick, Casey estimated 
that about 16,000 construction 
jobs would be created through 
this program. "Thousands of 
new jobs. Millions of spin-off 
dollars pumped into local 
economies. An investment in 



the future. especially an 
investment in the future of our 
children," he said. 

State System Chancellor James 
H. McCormick was also on hand 
Thursday to announce the plan. 
"[This] component of 'Operation 
Jump Start' represents a 
significant step toward 
preserving the future of the State 
System by addressing the serious 
capital facilities' needs on the 
14state owned universities' 
campuses." 

Though the state-related 
universities also are participating 
in the program, Chancellor 
McCormick's strong advocacy of 
priority funding for the state- 
owned universities resulted in 
the State System receiving a 
more favorable distribution of 
state dollars to private dollars for 
this one-time capital program for 
academic facilities. State related 
schools have a 60-40 split. 

When asked if he thought the 
75-25 split was fair, Philip D. 
Rowe Jr.,chair of capitol 
facilities committee within the 
Board of Governors replied, 
"Yes, I think it's fair. It's a one 
time shot to get things moving." 
President Reinhard also feels 
the arrangement is the best 
possible solution. Governer 
Casey's Higher Education 
Capital Construction Program 
provides Clarion University with 
an excellent opportunity to move 
ahead with capital and utility 
projects that have not been 
possible, because of lack of 
funding. These projects will 
improve our ability to meet 
pressing demands for the 
renovation of these three 
buildings, which provide 
classroom and office space, 
along with meeting other 
institutional needs." 

President Reinhard felt the 
situation called for action 
because the alternative was to do 




AP photo 

Governor Casey announced that he is releasing money 
for building and renovation projects for SSHE universities 
and state-related universities. 



nothing. 

Others were optimistic about 
the timeliness of Casey's 
announcement. "I think he was 
using this as a political strategy," 
said student board member 
Monica Douglas. "It's an 
election year. It's a Democratic 
House and so many in the House 
are up for re-election" Douglas 
went on to say that many people 
will probably associate this new 
development with the 
Democratic party and it will only 
aid their cause. She also said 
that this is not a new idea and 
that it was discussed in the 
distant past. 

"It had been proposed eight or 
ten months ago," said Rowe. 



Celebrating aver 70 years as a student newspaper 



"The decision was expected 
sometime this year." 

Douglas was also against the 
75-25 split. "I don't think it's 
fair in any way. I think they (the 
state) should have picked up the 
entire tab, since we are state 
owned." Douglas said that much 
of the 25 percent the university 
must now raise will come out of 
the Clarion University 
Foundation and private 
fundraising — money which was 
used in the past for scholarships 
and "academic enhancement." 

"I think people will be very 
hesitant to donate money, 
knowing that it is going towards 
the refurnishing of a state owned 
building." said Douglas. 

(cont. on pg 5) 



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Diversity 

in 
Cultures 



At Clarion, the student body, 
the faculty and some University 
programs sponsor events the aim 
of which is to present us with a 
view of different cultures, 
nationalities and ethnic groups. 
The various foreign organi- 
zations in coordination with the 
International Office hold, for 
example, such events African, 
Asian, European and Latin 
American nights that feature 
various aspects of the respective 
cultures. The office itself works 
hard to make these events a 
success. The students do the 
attire and costumes of their 
countries, serve the local foods, 
sing, dance and try their hardest 
to explain their local cultures. 
Afterwards, the audience goes 
home with the feeling that they 
have learned something. But I 
often wonder what it is that they 
have learned. . . that Japanese 
traditional dress is quite 
elaborate? that Indian food is 
spicy? that Latin-Americans like 
to dance? Do they believe, 
finally, that deep down inside 
everyone is just like us, and that 
with a few minor changes in 
their cuisine, we shall all get 
along in a more peaceful and 
gentle world? 

If this is the belief, however, 
we are all in for a shock, and the 
issue of diversity on this campus 
will never be faced, much less 
resolved. The costumes we see 
on those nights, the food we 

taste, the dances, the music 

express an ethos as profoundly 
culture bound as the American 
Sunday roast and as profoundly 
different. And before we can 
reach any truism about how we 
are the same under the skin, 
"difference" must be faced; the 
truth of our differences must be 




Dr. V. Spina 

acknowledged and felt. For 
some this idea is to be rejected 
out-right. They are too 
scandalized to believe that an 

African dance celebrating sex 
may be as profoundly religious 
as the Catholic mass. Others are 
more "liberal" in their reaction. 

After the function, they will ask 
questions of the dancers; they 

may even read a book about the 
country. But will they ever do 
more than patronize a foreign 
colleague who actually shows a 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Imagine a hot summer day, 
where all you want to do is lay in 
front of a fan. The perspiration 
runs like a raging river from 
your overworked pores. Dog 
Days... 

The Gemmell Complex is a 
place for students to relax, gather 
for meetings, eat, shop, exercise 
and work. I work at the Call 
every Tuesday night, and for the 
past week I and my fellow 
employees have been 
uncomfortably warm. Warm is 
not even the word for it. Does 
the "Towering Inferno" make a 
clear enough picture for you? 

Last week, I called Public 
Safety and asked them if they 
could turn down the heat because 
it was 85 degrees in this 
windowless room. We also 
talked to the janitors who came 
in about 1:00 in the morning. 
And all they said was they know 
it was hot, but they couldn't do 
anything. The next day Mr. 
Tomeo said they were having 
problems with the air 
conditioning on this side of the 
building and would get it fixed. 
Well, it's Tuesday again and it's 
45 degrees outside and all the 
editors are in shorts and T-shirts 
in an 85 degree room. Our poor 
photography editor is going to 
suffocate in his darkroom 
because his chemicals are 



making him high. 

I'm quite displeased with the 
lack of service we have received 
regarding this situation. We paid 
all this money to work in a 
comfortable atmosphere. I can't 
work because I am so miserable. 

Our wing is suffering from the 
heat. We paid $6 million for this 
building and the air conditioning 
doesn't work. What else can go 
wrong? Well the the ceiling in 
the Call office was leaking. But 
to top that off, part of the ceiling 
caved in. 

Since I'm miserably hot, I have 
to stock up on pop down at the 
snack shop, which closes at 
10:00 p.m. There are no vending 
machines in this building! I don't 
think the restaurant downstairs 
will go out of business if they 
put a vending machine in the 
building. Someone will be 
making money no matter what. 

I wonder if it is just the Call or 
if other offices also have the 
same discomforts? 

We can't control the thermostat 
in the room because it is 
controlled by maintenance, so 
where is maintenance when we 
need them? 

Maybe we should rename the 
paper "The Clarion Cauldron." 



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you 

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Dear Editor. 

Autumn Leaf Festival is upon 
us once again. It's a beautiful 
time of year, and I thought I 
might write in to express some 
of my views on the happenings 
of the year so far. 

I would like to thank the 
council of trustees for passing a 
fifteen dollar graduation fee. 
Seeing as I'll be in debt about 
$10,000 anyway, what's another 
15 bucks. 

The second issue I would like 



to address is that of public 
safety petitioning for firearms. 
This is not a large metropolitan 
area. I've been at Clarion for a 
few years and have never heard 
of anyone being shot or held up 
at gun point. I empathize with 
public safety and understand that 
their job is not the easiest. But is 
there really any need for 
firearms? Every year the Call 
prints the crime statistics, how 
many violent crimes are there? 
Let's look at those statistics 
before we dole out the 
firearms. One other thing, who's 
going to pay for these guns? 
With the budget in such horrible 
shape where 's the money going 
to come from? 
Why is the Gemmell Student 



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Center closed on Saturday? It's 
not like anyone would want to 
use it on one of the only days 
that they don't have classes. It's 
a very fine facility and should be 
open every day of the week. 

I would also like to thank 
whatever committee purchased 
those useful and informative 
maps. The $45,000 was well 
spent. Clarion is such a large 
campus, and those maps really 
help everyone to find their way. 

Well, I guess that's it. Maybe 
I'll write in again, but I'll 
probably be run out of school 
after this is printed. I'd like to 
thank Dr. Hunter S.Thompson 
for the inspiration and insight in 
writing this. 

Karl L. Laszlo 
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Did you ever stop to consider 
how many influences we 
confront everyday that try to 
sway us to do certain things. 
Advertisers spend millions of 
dollars to get us to buy their 
products or to give to a 
special cause, and as we all are 
aware of by now, to elect their 
candidate to office. 

As I was watching a political 
ad recently, I wondered what 
influences the candidates. We 
certainly hope that an elected 
official is greatly influenced by 
the people who have elected him 
to office, the people who have 
entrusted him to have their "best 
interest at heart" when voting on 
legislation. 

As I reviewed the list of 
campaign contributions to 
candidates for representative for 
the 63rd District during the 
primary campaign, I had to 
wonder who has been 
influencing David Wright. 

A total of 57 contributors were 
listed to Wright's campaign. Of 
the 57 contributors, a total of 30 
contributions were from political 
action committees (PAC'S). 
These are the groups designed to 
influence politicians in order to 
keep their organization's "best 
interest at heart" when voting on 
legislation affecting them. 

Upon closer examination, I 
noticed that only two 
contributions were from people 



in the 63rd District. Both of 
these contributors were residents 
of Armstrong County, and to my 
surprise, there were no 
contributions from residents of 
Clarion County. 

When it comes time to vote 
on legislation in Harrisburg, I 
wonder whose "best interest" 
David Wright is representing. Is 
it the PAC's from Philadelphia or 
the people of the 63rd District. 

After 16 years in office, it 
seems obvious that David Wright 
can no longer afford to represent 
the people of the 63rd District. 
He is now obligated to represent 
the people of the 63rd District. 
He is now too obligated to 
represent those who supply the 
greatest influence. 

When you vote on November 3 
for State Representative, think 
about who will have your "best 
interest at heart" in Harrisburg. 

Randy Rhoades 



Money 
Wasted 

When we talk about money 
being wasted on campus it is not 
an understatement. Students- do 
you know where your student 
activity fee money goes? Of 
course, one area where the 
money goes is quite obvious- 
student organizations. 

The Student Seriate 
appropriates money every spring 
to campus organizations based 
on a limited budget from the 
money you pay in a student 
activity fee. Second in this day 
of financial constraints it is 
important to conserve every 
penny. Money used for 
legitimate purposes is fine but 
what about the money that is 
needlessly thrown away? Case 
in point, the student directories. 
The money for the student 
directories also comes from 
student activity fee funds. That 
is all good and fine if the money 
benefits the students. 

However, why is it necessary 
to print student directories for 
every faculty member and 
administrator on Clarion and 
Venango Campus. Would it not 
be more prudent to print enough 
directories for the students first 
and those that are left over go to 



the faculty? 

Students living on campus are 
allotted one directory per room 
why not limit the directory per 
departmental office? And 
another thing, when was the last 
time a faculty member or 
administrator called you? 
Professors do have the 
opportunity to obtain your 
phone number on the first day of 
class if they need to get ahold of 
you. 

So, the next time your 
organization needs funding from 
the Student Senate and the 
money just isn't there, think 
about all the student directories 
sitting unused in the bottom 
drawer of your professors desk! 

A concerned student 

Cliffy, use 

correct 

grammar 

Dear Editor: 

After reading "Tall Cliffy's" 
football predictions for the first 
five editions of the 1992-93 
Clarion Call we feel compelled 
to offer our fearless 
prognosticator some suggestions. 
While we often disagree with his 
selections and usually find his 
reasoning both erroneous and 
laughable, such differences are 
part of the diversity, the conflict, 
which make discussing sports so 
enjoyable. What we find 
unsettling, however, is Tall 
Cliffy's annoying and rather 
frequent tendency to include 
within his pieces incomplete 
sentences and heinous 
grammatical errors. Last week's 
column, for example, was nearly 
unreadable. In his "analysis" 
(and we use the word here very 
loosely) of the up-coming 
Rutgers-Syracuse game, Cliffy 
begins his argument with the 
incoherent sentence: "The 
Rutgers (3-2) were no match for 
the Nittany Lions last week. . ." 
Perhaps Cliffy means to say 
"The Scarlet Knights were no 
match. . ." but, in his burst of 
creative energy and gifted 
insight, simply commits an 
editorial mistake. Fine. 

In his next paragraph he claims 
that Syracuse is overrated in the 

(Cont. on pg.4) 



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Hide park. . . 



(cont. from pg. 2) 



real emotion at one of our 
innumerable committe meetings, 
instead of sitting there with that 
affabble, albeit inscrutable, smile 
of the chronic committee member 
born and bred in these here 
United States. In the last of cases, 
what will the reaction be of both 
"liberals" and "conservatives" 
when they are confronted with 
the shame and rage of ghettoes as 
it is depicted in the works of such 
writers as Emiri Baraka and 
Luzma Umpirere. 

But to return to the 
international nights. Obviously 
the purpose, not to mention the 
intention of the participants, is 
excellent: to foster understanding 
of cultures and ways of living 
quite diverse form our own. And 
the audience is by and large 
pleased if they are introduced to 
new dances, songs, foods, and 
friendly international students 
eager to explain how certain 
costumes are worn or how certain 
dishes are prepared. The feeling 
afterwards- at least as it seems to 
me- is "Hey, these people aren't 
too different from us. And with, 
say, just a little more 
undrstanding they could be like 
us. After all, doesn't everyone 
want a nice car, a house, the end 
of poverty, social justice, etc.?" 

Well, yes: I guess everyone 
wants all that stuff, but something 
went wrong when some West 
Indian students presented a 
reenactment of a Voodoo 
ceremony last year, the sacrfice 
of a chicken. People were 
appalled. Conservatives, I could 
imagine, considered the 
ceremony nothing less than 
satanic. I noticed a few were 
ready to leave the auditorium. 
Nor could liberals involved in the 
humane treatment of animals 
have been very much impressed. 
Voodoo, however, along with 
Cuban "Santismo", Puerto Rican 
"Esperitismo", and Brazilian 
"Macumbe" is a religion with as 
an opposong world view from 
that of Christianity, and of the 
West in gemeral, as can possibley 
be imagined. Based primarily in 
African beliefs, and those the 
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Christian overlay of saints, Jesus 
and the Virgin Mary, Voodoo 
proclaims the essental 
sacredness of the earth itself and 
believes profoundly in the 
essential role the goddess plays 
in universal creation. Humanity's 
role is almost as profound in 
relation to the gods: We honor 
them by nourishing them: their 
nourishment is blood. 

We have only to compare this 
with monotheistic Christianity, 
its male-centered ideology of 
creation, its distrust of all things 
earthly to realize that we have a 
real problem of diversity here. 
Which is not that every West 
Indian you meet practices 
Voodoo. In fact, few do. But 
who could come from the 
Islands without feeling its effect. 
It is in the air. Its name may 
change from Island to Island. 
But everyone there knows 
someone who practices. It may 
be an old grandmother, honored 
in her town, proud of her sex 
and the role of the goddess. We 
have only to compare to see the 
opposition, the antagonism 
between thse two systems of 
belief, each with its own logic, 
each with its own praxis and 
ethos, each coloring the 
imagination, the very thinking 
processes of those born within 
its sway. So what to do ? Preach 
fire and brimstone to the 
natives? Get the recipe for 
Island curried Chicken? Or 
perhaps just not invite any of 
them to the next faculty 
Christmas party? 

As for the foreign colleague 
we left showing his emotions 
like the hem of a slip at a 
committee meeting, the case is 
interesting. It was one of those 
meetings between faculty and 
administration, when faculty 
members- I don't understand 
why- felt that their point of view 
was not only being ignored but 
also that the policy to be decided 
upon would be both detrimental 
to them and students who would 
be involved. The rest of us sat 
there and smiled. Some smiled 
in loyal opposition, some smiled 
out of boredom, some out of old 
vinegary cynicism- thing was, 
we all smiled. Except our 
foreign colleague. As I soon 
reconized from having seen it in 
other countries, he was being 
himself in a way Americans do 
not allow themselves to be The 
passion roused by his 
intellectual understanding of the 
wrong-headedness of the policy 
had become an integral part of 
his words of opposition; it 
became the very fabric of his 



theoretorical stance. In other 
words, he was not separating 
emotion from intellect. In other 
words, he was committing the 
number one "faux pas" of 
American committee meetings. 

The result was inevitable. Not 
only the faces of the 
administrators but those of 
faculty, the very faculty who 
were on his side, went blank, and 
you didn't have to be too 
intuitive to understand what was 
taking place behind all those 
blanknesses: "another emotional 
outburst by him of the 
unpronounceable last name". 
And because of this, because he 
was doing what he'd seen done a 
million times in his own country, 
here , his message went unheard 
and we can rest asssured that he 
won't be showing up a many 
faculty Christmas parties either. 

Is this only one instance, 
though? Well, if foreign or even 
minority faculty members are 
fully integrated, where do they 
go after classes? Admittedly 
(and probably for good reasons) 
we are rather a herimetic bunch 
here at Clarion, but when was an 
Asian or even a European 
faculty member last seen at an 
informal social gathering at 
someone's home? 

Finally, what about African 
and Latin Americans? Last 
semester among others, Emiri 
Baraka and Luz Maria Umpierre 
spoke on this campus. Their 
messages were different in 
regard to details. But the rage 
and the shame that colored each 
one of their deliveries was the 
same. We heard, in some cases 
for the first time, the rage and 
shame of the ghetto and the 
triumph over these very same 
emotions. But to understand 
them one must understand what 
it means to be bom Isand raised 
in a ghetto. To a ghetto child 
there is really nothing to 
understand. By and large the 
experience is one of love. The 
homes are full with the aroma of 
the child's first foods; on the 
street he or she makes his or her 
first friends: the "cugines", the 
"panas", and" homies". Things 
are natural: they are beautiful 
too, despite the present-day 
crime. During the day, there are 
the city parks: at night, there are 
the stoops where you sit, talk or 
play music until someone who 
has to get up early the next 
morning calls the cops, or, worse 
still, is bit enough to chase you 
away. 

But this changes soon 
enough. It changes in school and 
with teachers who are too burned 
out to do more than put their 



time in, and who come from 
neighborhoods too far away to 
know or even care about what 
happens in yours. It comes from 
the gazes shot from patrol car 
windows, gazes of a disdainful, a 
distrusting occupying force. And 
the result is almost ineluctable: 
feelings of rage and shame- rage 
when the very foundations of our 
childhood (our foods, the smells 
of our homes, our skins, our 
loved ones ) are mocked: shame, 
because it is the very culture to 
which we wish to aspire that 
mocks us, tells children who 
naively believe what the adult 
world tells them that they are not 
good enough. 

The rhetoric of Baraka and 
Umpierre is a reflection, a raw 
image of these conflicting 
emotions. It is a harsh image 
expressed in the forms of a 
culture that is wounded and hurt, 
one that finds no escape for the 
hurt and strikes out aggressively 
as do all creatures who are hurt. 
But this rhetoric is also a triumph 
because the word is always a 
triumph. The word channels the 
rage and delivers it from the 
violence of the streets: it gives a 
voice to the defeated, those many 
who in the face of the battle 
silently surrender and disappear 
behind ghetto walls. The word 
transfigures the chaos of the 
emotions and gives it form, a 
form we can eventually 
understand and with which some 
day come to terms. The word 
finally, is love, for , no matter 
how harsh the word may sound, 
it must be nursed to come alive; 
it must be cared for so that it may 
mature and be heard. It is the 
triumph of human order over 
human chaos. 

But was their word ever 



heard? Many who should have 
been listening weren't even 
there. Some who atteded 
Baraka's lecture walked out 
outraged at the speaker's 
belligerence before they could 
hear the message.With Umpierre 
there were similar reactions. She 
was accused of being lewd 
because in a poem about her 
lover, she dared ot touch her 
thigh where she could still feel 
the imprint of her lover's head. 
She was accused of necromancy 
because in another work 
dedicatd to Sylvia Plath, who 
now lies in a forgotten tomb in 
England, Umpierere writes that 
she kissed the ground that now 
covered the dead poet- a Latin 
expression of love, perhaps too 
graphic for this phlegmatic 
climate. 

Naturally these two 
personalities will not be showing 
up for many get-togerhers in 
these parts. But if that is the 
case, what about our students? 
What about the exchange 
students who after their 
respective nights, seem to 
disappear into the woodwork, 
who are sometimes threatened in 
the bars because they are 
speaking their own language? 
What about African-Americans, 
Americans whose culture, its 
modes of expression, its ethos 
are as enigmatic to us as those of 
any Asian culture, and who have 
the disadvantage of not being 
liked or trusted by many in the 
first place? Shall we not invite 
them this Christmas either? Oh, 
but we have to because they are 
already here and the party is 
America 

Dr. V.Spina is Assistnat 

Professor in the Modern 
Language Department 



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Douglas used the analogy of a 
landlord and a tenant to stress her 
point. "If you are renting from 
somebody and if your roof is 
leaking, your landlord fixes it. 
The state owns the building and 
we are basically here as renters. 
Our roof is leaking and we have 
to pay for it." 

When asked what would 
happen if a school could not 
* r come up with their 25 percent 
share, Scott Shewell, press 



secretary for the State System of 
Higher Education replied, "They 
(the schools) have 15 or more 
months to raise that funding. All 
the schools anticipate that they 
can raise the money." 

"We now ask that the broad 
State System university 
community— our councils of 
trustees, our alumni, our faculty 
and our staff, as well as the 
Commonwealth's corporations 
and foundations to join together 




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(Cont. from pg. I) 

to support this bnck and mortar 
campaign. We cannot do it 
alone," said Chancellor 
McCormick. 

Renovation of Founders Hall 
will include replacement of 
heating, plumbing, electrical and 
structural systems. Fire alarms 
and other safety systems will be 
upgraded to accommodate 
current building codes and an 
elevator will be added to 
accommodate individuals with 
disabilities. The facility will be 
configured for classrooms, art 



studios, seminar rooms and 
supporting office areas. 

Electrical, heating, ventilating 
and air conditioning renovations 
are called for Montgomery Hall. 
The facility will be configured 
for classroom space, computer 
laboratories, meeting rooms and 
supporting office areas. 

Harvey Hall will be 
restructured for instructional use 
in several academic disciplines. 
Heating, electrical, structural and 
ventilating components will be 
replaced. Exterior renovations 



will include roofing and masonry 
repairs. "It has not been 
determined at this time what 
Harvey will eventually be used 
for," said Dr. Reinhard. 
"Different groups are interested 
in the building." 

If the university has 
construction authority, Dr. 
Reinhard plans for the work to 
begin next year. But if the 
Division of Governmental 
Services takes over, then 
construction may be delayed 
indefinitely. 



Reader responses. . . 



(Cont. from pg. 3) 



Cliffy, use. . . 



#15 position they hold in the 
anonymous poll Cliffy consults. 
He sensibly asserts that 
Syracuse's 15-9 victory over 
Louisville the previous week was 
hardly an impressive 
performance. Yet in the 



understand his mysterious logic, 
his obfuscatory prose, is quite 
another. 

Even more disturbing than the 
logic lesson Cliffy sorely needs is 
his shoddy sentence structure and 
severe misunderstanding, or 
perhaps ignorance, of English 
grammar. The schedules for the 
spring semester will soon be out, 
Cliffy, and we urge you to take a 



Hide Park 
approval 



following sentence he remarks 

that Syracuse "may be (as good ^rious look at registering for an 

as that ranking) at Rutgers, but it En S lish g rammar c,ass ' 

will be a narrower margin than 

last week." This is confusing, 

poorly written, and simply 

illogical. If Cliffy possibly 

expects Syracuse to justify their 

ranking "at Rutgers" (the game 

was played at the Orangedome 



Mike McDermott 
James Coll 



Dear Editor 

I applaud Melissa Mayes' 
article in the October 8, 1992, 
issue in Hide Park. She is correct 
in saying "don't let Bill Clinton 
fool you." She brought out 
information that should not be 
overlooked. It is easy to get a 
one-sided picture of what is 
going on in the political race 
because the TV media is so one- 
sided in Clinton's favor. I hope 
faculty, staff and students will 
look at the whole picture of what 
is best for our country. 

Anonymous 



by the way) then it would seem 

unlikely and indeed contradictory MalCOimS ITlCSSage lOSt Oil yOUtH 

for Cliffy to pick an 11 point can be 

unranked underdog to win such ^ > *_ kids 

difficult road game. His 



game 

mentioning of the "narrower 
margin" is similarly unclear. It 
would appear, from the tone of 
his babbling, that he would be 
picking Syracuse to win the 
game. Yet he not only forecasts 
Rutgers to somehow keep the 
contest close, an improbable 
conclusion considering Cliffy's 
harsh criticism of the Scarlet 
Knights at the article's beginning, 
but also remarkably predicts 
them to win the game. Again, 



wearing Malcolm X caps and T- 
shirts. But the brother of the slain 
civil rights leader says Malcolm 
X's message is largely lost on 
today's youth. 

Abdul Aziz Omar, a 69-year- 
old Highland Park resident, said 
his brother would be distressed 
by the condition of Michigan's 
cities, and would admonish the 
black community "to do 
something for itself." 

"You have young people in X f 



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"X' cap who was so stoned he 
couldn't even walk. They don't 
have the slightest idea what 
Malcolm was about 

"(Malcolm) would say the 
African-American would never 
raise himself as long as he 
smokes and as long as he drinks" 

Malcolm X was assassinated in 
New York on Feb. 21, 1965. He 
lived in Lansing from ages 2 to 
16, and discovered Islam as a 27- 
year-old ex-convict living in 
Detroit. 

Malcolm X left Michigan in 
the 1950s, but returned to Detroit 
often in the time before his death. 
Director Spike Lee's three-hour 
movie about his life opens Nov. 
20. 

If the black leader toured 
today's cities, said Stanford 
University Professor Clayborne 
Carson, he wouldn't hesitate to 
denounce "liberal rhetoric" and 
the fact that things have not 
improved substantially for the 
nation's blacks. 



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The week of October 18-24 has 
been designated as National 
Collegiate Alcohol Awareness 
Week at Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania in connection with 
its nationwide observance. 
However, this is not just a routine 
link with a national event. I am 
concerned with the apparent 
increase in alcohol-related abuses 
by students this semester, both on 
and off campus. 

The tale/ tell signs of alcohol- 
related episodes can be found in 
the Clarion area with the rise in 
the number of fights, vandalism, 
and other related incidents. 

The lives of some young 
people are already permanently 
changed by events of recent 
weeks. The entire university 
community should be concerned 
with alcohol abuse, because it 
affects both our safety and 



reputation. The many positive 
accomplishments of Clarion 
University students should not be 
dimmed by these unfortunate 
occurrences. 

We want to promote 
understanding of intelligent and 
responsible decision making in 
regards to alcohol, because it is 
not only what you do to yourself, 
but it is also what you do to 
others. 

In order to help students make 
responsible decisions about 
alcohol, campus services are 
available on an on-going basis, 
which assist students in dealing 
with alcohol concerns. 

Students with questions about 
these services can contact either 
the Office of Alcohol and Drug 
Awareness Education/Training or 
the Counseling Center. Copies of 
Clarion University's alcohol 
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I encourage you to take part in 
the special activities that are 
planned as part of "Natonal 
Collegiate Alcohol Awareness 
Week" at Clarion University, as 
well as the on-going educational 
activities offered on campus. 

I would welcome any 
suggestions from the campus 
community on how to further 
assist in curbing alcohol abuse at 
Clarion University and resulting 
incidents that have taken place. 

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Student loans become campaign issue 



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(CPS) Financial aid is emerging 
as a major campaign issue for 
college and university students 
as President Bush and his 
Democratic rival, Arkansas 
Governor Bill Clinton, actively 
court the youth vote. 

Representatives of college 
organizations for the Democratic 
and Republican parties agree that 
student loans and funding for 
higher education are fundamental 
issues facing both candidates. 
What they disagree about is how 
to make college more accessible 
to more people. 

"The biggest problem students 
face right now is funding and 
student loan debt," said Jaimie 
Harmon, president of the 
Democrats. "We now have a 
situation where some people 
aren't able to go to their school of 
choice or school at all because of 
lack of money. If they can get 
through, they're burdened with 



debt" 

Tony Zagotta, president of the 
College Republicans, agreed that 
loans are a major issue facing 
students, but defended Bush's 
administration and its higher- 
education programs. Bush has 
proposed increasing the 
availability of student loans, but 
wants to cut back on the funding 
for grants. 

"Democrats charge that this 
administration has been 
unfavorable to student loans. This 
is simply false, " he said. "More 
is being given out than (in) any 
other administration." 
Zagotta also slammed Clinton's 



proposed national trust for 
higher education. 

Clinton has proposed a two- 
fold program to make higher 
educaton affordable. Students 
taking out government- 
guaranteed loans could pay them 
off through payroll deductins, or 
they could perform community 
service for two years. 

"These don't have a lot of 
appeal. Young people want to 
enter the job market when they 
get out of college. They want 
choices and opportunity," 
Zagotta said. "While community 
service may sound fine, many 
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Liquor control wants LD.'s 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



The state Liquor Control 
Enforcement bureau (LCE) has 
requested fake student 
identification cards from 
colleges and universities 
throughout Pennsylvania. 

Dr. Wayne G. Faylor, vice 
chancellor of Finance and 
Administration for the State 
System of Higher Education and 
Dr. Rob Orndorff, vice president 
of Student Affairs at 
Shippensburg University met 
with representatives from liquor 
control in September. 

A memo was sent from the 
chancellor to all presidents of 
state owned universities saying 
that SSHE wanted to cooperate 
with the Liquor Control 
Enforcement bureau, said 
Clarion vice president for 
Student Affairs George W. 
Curtis, Jr. 



The letter also asked the 
universities to work with LCE to 
meet the objective of curbing 
underage drinking. The decision 
on whether or not to issue the 
false identification cards will be 
left up to the presidents of the 
individual schools. 

Curtis said Clarion University 
president Diane Reinhard has 
received the letter that was sent 
to all 14 SSHE schools. 
According to Curtis, the letter 
said liquor control enforcement, 
now under the direction of the 
Pennsylvania State Police, will 
be aggressive in the enforcement 
of underage drinking laws. The 
LCE, according to the letter, is 
viewing underage consumption 
as a severe problem and will be 
seeking cooperation from 
colleges and universities. 

As of yet, no requests for the 
false I.D. cards had been made 
of Clarion. 

A letter from the state to the 



University of Pittsburgh said the 
liquor control agents desire the 
cards to "gain access to the 
university and fraternity parties 
to which they are now being 
denied." Student I.D. cards are 
often checked at parties to 
determine if the person is a 
university student. 

Pitt, Duquesne University and 
Pennsylvania State University 
have all turned down requests for 
the cards. Dennis Donham, 
assistant vice chancellor for 
Student Affairs at Pitt said a 
university I.D. card would not 
necessarily provide agents access 
to parties. 

Corp. Kenneth Jones of the 
Liquor Control Enforcement 
bureau said the cards aren't a 
must for the agents to enforce 
laws on underage drinking, but 
told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette 
News Fax, "It doesn't help us not 
to have them." 




Call file photo 
The Liquor Control Enforcement bureau has asked several 
schools in the state for false identification cards. 



Cheerleaders up in the air over funding 




by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
The Clarion University cheerleaders will no longer be 
funded by the athletic department and will have to file 
forms with Student Senate to be officially recognized. 



Clarion University 
cheerleaders are facing 
uncertainty in the funding of 
their activities. 

The squad is currenUy funded 
by an interim agreement with the 
athletic department, but future 
sources of budgeting are unclear 
as responsibility for the 
cheerleaders is currently 
undetermined. 

In the past, the cheerleaders 
were funded by a Student Senate 
appropriation as a student 
organization. However, at the 
start of the 1987-88 budget year, 
funding was assumed by the 
athletic department which was 
under the direction of the athletic 
director. 

The latest change comes about 
as budget cuts campus wide 
force spending cuts in almost 
every department. 

According to Hal Wassink, 
coordinator of student activities. 



"an ad-hoc committee was 
formed last year to look at 
funding and expenditures of the 
athletic department at the request 
of the athletic director. The 
committee was formed "in an 
attempt to cut costs and meet the 
requirements of a shrinking 
budget," said Wassink. 

After about two months of 
study, the ad-hoc committee 
sent a set of proposals to 
President Diane Reinhard. The 
proposals were in the form of 
phases; as budget restraints 
tighten the university could 
consider proceeding to the next 
phase to meet needs. 

One part of the first phase was 
to return the cheerleaders' status 
to that of a recognized student 
organization, no longer under the 
athletic department. The move 
was approved by President 
Reinhard. Wassink stressed that 
the university had not "left the 
cheerleaders out to dry." When 
asked if CUP will continue to 
have cheerleaders in the future, 
he replied "Absolutely. . . we 
will have the cheerleaders." 



Funding from the university 
comes from a combination of 
student tuition and from state 
support, the latter having been 
cut 3.5 percent this year. 
Funding from Student Senate 
comes from the student activities 
fee, over which the state has no 
control. Student Senate 
allocates the amount of money to 
contribute to the various campus 
organizations applying for funds. 

The cheerleaders must now 
attempt to re -charter through the 
Student Senate to become a 
recognized student organization. 

While verbal support for the 
cheerleaders is high, there is no 
assurance of approval. The 
squad will now get together with 
Student Senator Ralph Godbolt 
to file the proper forms. 

The issue was not before the 
Senate during the October 12 
meeting, and Godbolt said the 
process has not started yet. 

Attempts to reach cheerleading 
coach Lara Reish were 
unsuccessful. 



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Sexual assault seminar on campus 



by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 



The PA Commission on Crime 
and Delinquency, known as the 
PCCD, and the Office of Social 
Equity sponsored a one-day 
sexual assault awareness seminar 
last Thursday. 

"It was a success," said Kathy 
Spozio, assistant director of 
Social Equity. "It showed an 
overall concern from everyone." 
The seminar consisted of 
experts from both colleges and 
communities within 100 miles 
of Clarion and provided 
important information on 
personal safety and prevention of 
sexual assault strategies. 

"The opportunity to be 
educated on sexual assault is out 
there," said Spozio. "It's not 
only an issue concerning 
Clarion, but all canpuses in 
general." 

The seminar began at 10:15 
a.m. with four workshops on 



policies, victim's rights, 
education and staff training. 
Included in the sessions was a 
guest speaker who is a 
"survivor" of sexual assault. Her 
name is Allison and she felt that 
"it's important to open people's 
lives. There is so much more to 
sexual assault than most of us 
realize." 

There were 160 participants in 
the seminar and 30 student 
attendants. "It was a nice male 
population and I was surprised," 
said Allison. "That's important, 
because men sometimes tend to 
see sexual assault as a woman's 
responsibility. The male 
attendance here shows that there 
is more to it and it's not the 
woman's fault." 

Among the participants were 
Public Safety and the Sexual 
Harrassment Panel of Advisors. 
"It was a good turnout," said 
Spozio. 

Information was also provided 
to those looking for help, but are 
unsure of where to find it. 



CUP alcohol aware 



by Jodi Seely 
News Writer 



The week of October 18-24 
has been designated National 
Collegiate Alcohol Awareness 
Week at Clarion. 

For the past nine years, over 
3000 campuses across the United 
States and Canada participated in 
NCAAW. According to Leslie 
Kriebel, Senior Rehabilitative 
Science Major and President of 
BAACHUS, NCAAW is in its 
fourth year at Clarion. 

Kriebel also said that each 
year, more student organizations 
are taking an active part in 
NCAAW. 

This year, many organizations 
will be holding various activities 
that will remind students to make 
wise decisions concerning 
alcohol. 

Just a few of these activities 
include: the "Crash Dummies" 
from the television commercial, 
the Velcro Wall made famous on 
David Letterman, the 
"Convincer" seat belt machine 
and Kareoke singing in the 
Gemmell Complex rotunda. 
Also present will be lifeflight, 
local fire departments and area 
ambulance services at a mock 
accident in front of Chandler 
Dining Hall. 

There will be more activities 



around campus that students can 
be involved in. 

Kriebel said that the primary 
goal of NCAAW here at Clarion 
is "to develop an environment 
which encourages and supports 
responsible decision-making by 
CUP students and emphasizes 
the legal, moral and ethical 
components of responsibility in 
the decision making process." 

Clarion University president 
Diane L. Reinhard signed a 
proclamation on Monday, 
officially declaring "National 
Collegiate Alcohol Awareness 
Week" on Clarion's campus. 

Reinhard said in an open letter 
to the Call, " The tell-tale signs 
of alcohol related episodes can 
be found in Clarion with its rise 
in the number of fights, 
vandalism and other related 
incidents. The lives of some 
young people are already 
permanently damaged by events 
of recent weeks." (See page 5 
for the complete letter.) 



"There is help," said Allison. 
"Those who are victimized 
should contact the Rape Crisis 
Center immediately for silence is 
the deadliest part." 

It is a fact from recent surveys 
that those who are victims knew 
their assailant. This type of 
information can be used to 
safeguard against those crimes. 

"This isn't an issue that can be 
swept under the rug," Spozio 
said. "It's important to be well 



informed." 

These seminars are held 
throughout the states and on all 
college campuses sporadically in 
the hope that this information 
will change college policies and 
to secure and strengthen these 
prevention techniques on 
campus. The hosts also hope 
these seminars will change the 
campus goals relating to sexual 
assault. 
"Showing awareness is so 



important to the victim's coping 
mechanisms," Allison said. 

The seminar also gave a list to 
staff members, displaying 
various training locations 
throughout the state. This 
training will help the staff in 
dealing with victims of sexual 
assault. 

According to the College Press 
Service, one out of every four 
college women has been raped or 
sexually assaulted. 



Clarion aids Andrew relief 



by Lisa Cornelius 
News Writer 



After days of heavy rain and 
winds, many towns and cities 
were destroyed by a natural 
phenomenon known as 
Hurricane Andrew. National 
news stations immediately 
broadcasted footage of the 
wreckage. Houses, businesses 
and even schools were 
demolished by the wind and 
water. Citizens are still without 
proper clothing, shelter or food. 
Countless children have been left 
without proper school facilities. 

Recently, the deficiency in aid 
to all afflicted by the disaster 
was brought to the attention of 
Clarion University faculty and 
administration. 

After a brief letter to 
coordinators for supprt of the 
cause, Clarion University 
officially adopted two middle 
schools in the state of Florida 
through the "Adopt- A-School" 
program. Under the direction of 
Dr. Kathleen Smith, P.S.E.A. 
advisor Barbara Grugel, Linda 
Payne and through the efforts of 
several campus organizations, 
"Project Andrew" was put 
together to raise the money and 
supplies needed to support these 
two schools. 

The organizations involved 
include: the Association for 
Childhood Education 

International (A.C.E.I.), the 
Council for Exceptional Children 
(C.E.C.), Kappa Delta Pi , the 
Pennsylvania State Education 



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Association (P.S.E.A.) and the 
National Student Speech Hearing 
and Language Association 
(N.S.S.H.L.A.). 

The cause is already well 
underway. Donations from 
students, faculty and the 
community have been received 
and continue to pour in. 
P.S.E.A., with the help of Alpha 
Phi Omega, raised money 
through a car wash two weeks 
ago. The fundraiser was a 
success and made an ample 
amount of money. 

Each organization has been 
represented by appointed 
members to form an executive 
board. 

The board members are 
responsible for informing the 
organization they represent of 
their assigned activities and 
duties. 

The representatives involved 
are Karen Callahan (A.C.E.I.), 
Billie Jean Wise (N.S.S.H.L.A.), 
Shelly Shreckengost (Kappa 
Delta Pi), Dawn Miller (C.E.C.), 



Julie Harris (P.S.E.A.), Tonya 
Daniels (P.S.E.A.), Tammy 
Ludwig (P.S.E.A./Alpha Phi 
Omega) and Tracey Trautman 
(P.S.E.A.). 

The two schools recently 
adopted are Campbell Drive 
Middle School in Homestead, 
Florida and Cutler Ridge Middle 
School in Miami, Florida. 

Any supplies received will be 
shipped to Dade County directly 
from Clarion by 

Clarion community service 
organizations. 

Monetary donations will be 
deposited in a special account 
designed to directly send money 
to Florida. 

Anyone who wishes to help to 
drop off their donations at 117 
Stevens Hall, Monday through 
Friday, 9:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m., 
before October 21. 

The students in south Florida 
hurt by the hurricane need 
money, library books, 
educational games, educational 
supplies and athletic equipment. 





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3110 S.W. 157 th Ave. 
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The Clarion Call ■ 10-15-92- Page 9 



ALF parking announcements 



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Pursuant to Clarion Borough 

Ordinance #565, in order to 

facilitate the movement of traffic 

during the 1992 Autumn Leaf 

festival, the following 

regulations will be in effect: 

Monday, October 12 through 

Sunday, October 18, between 

5:00 p.m. and 11:30 p.m. 

Main Street, between 4th 

f Avenue and 5th Avenue is closed 
to traffic for the carnival. 
Borough police may restrict 
parking on Wood Street and 4th 
Avenue, as needed to allow 
trucks to turn. Trucks will 
detour onto 2nd Avenue and may 
utilize Wood Street when east- 
bound on Route 32. 

Thursday, October 15, 5:30 
pm through 7:00 p.m. 

Main Street between 8th 
Avenue and 5th Avenue; 6th 
Avenue between Main Street and 
Liberty Street; and Madison 
Road between 5th Avenue and 
7th Avenue will be closed to 
traffic for the Jaycees Kids 
Parade. 

Friday, October 16, 7:00 am 
through 7:00 pm 

6th Avenue will be closed to 
traffic between Merle Road and 
Madison Road for Farmers and 
Crafters Day. 
§ |» Saturday, October 17, 7:00 am 
through 3:00 p.m. 

The following areas are 
declared "No Parking" to 
facilitate the Autumn Leaf 
Parade: 

-Main Street, 2nd Avenue 
through 8th Avenue. 



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|»-Wood Street, 7th Avenue 
through Grand Avenue. 
-South Street, 2nd Avenue 
through 8th Avenue. 
-Liberty Street, entire length. 
-9th Avenue, enure length. 
-4th Avenue, Wood Street to 
Liberty Street. 
-5th Averue, Wood Street to 

9i 4* Liber ty Street. 

-6th Avenue, Wood Street to 



Liberty Street; 
-Firehall parking lot. 

The following roads are closed 
to thru traffic during the same 
period: 

-Main Street, 1st Avenue to 8th 
Avenue. 

-Wood Street, 2nd Avenue to 
Grand Avenue. 

-3rd Avenue, from Wood Street 
to Liberty Street. 
-4th Avenue, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-5th Avenue, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-6th Avenue, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-7th Avenue, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Center Place, from Wood Street 
to Liberty Street. 
-Weaver Place, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Haskell Place, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Wencil Road from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Keatley Place, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Jefferson Place, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Ditz Place, from Wood to 
Liberty. 

-Madison Road, from 2nd 
Avenue to 9th Avenue. 
-Merle Road, from 2nd Avenue 
to 9th Avenue. 

-9th Avenue, from Wood Street 
to Main Street. 

-2nd Avenue, from Liberty Street 
to Borough Line. 
-South Street from 2nd Avenue 
to 5th Avenue. 

Liberty Street shall be a two- 
way roadway from 9:00 am 
through 3:00 pm. No parking is 
permitted. 

Sunday, October 18, 1992, 
7:00 am through 5:00 p.m. 

The. following areas are 
designated "No Parking": 
-Main Street, 4th Avenue to 8th 
Avenue. 
-5th Avenue, Wood Street to 



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Liberty Street. 

-6th Avenue, Wood Street to 

Liberty Street. 

-Madison Road, entire length. 

-Merle Road, enure length. 

-7th Avenue, entire length, east 

side. 

-7th Avenue, Main Street to 

Wood Street, west side. 

The following roads are closed 
to through traffic during the 
same period: 

-Main Street, 4th Avenue to 8th 
Avenue. 

-5th Avenue, Wood Street to 
Liberty Street. 
-6th Ave., Wood to Liberty. 
-7th Ave., Wood to Liberty. 
-Jefferson Place, Wood to 
Liberty. 
-Center Place, Wood to Liberty. 



-Wencil Road, Wood to Liberty. 
-Ditz Place, Wood to Liberty. 
-Weaver Place, Wood to Liberty. 
-Madison Road, 9th Avenue to 
1st Avenue. 
-Merle Road, 9th to 2nd. 

Clarion Borough wishes to 
remind the public that vehicles 
which are parking in the various 
no parking areas will be issued a 
citation and will be towed at the 
owner's expense. Residents 
along the parade route and local 
business are encouraged to 
advise neighbors of these 
parking restrictions. 

Visitors to Clarion on the days 
of the Parade and the Autorama 
should plan to arrive prior to 
8:00 am each day. Parking is at 



a premium, and traffic becomes 
very congested once the events 
begin. Delays of at least an hour 
are routine. 

The Borough of Clarion has an 
ordinance which prohibits the 
possession of alcohol on public 
sidewalks, streets, parking lots, 
and parks. The ordinance is 
enforced. Please leave your 
alcohol at home or consume it 
indoors. 

Parents are requested to keep a 
close watch on their little ones. 
Each year, firemen and police 
must interrupt their other duties 
to help locate children who have 
wandered away and become lost. 
Children are at risk among 
strangers and they depend on 
adults for their safety. 



Experts link alcohol, rape 



CPS- Men and drinking can be a 
potentially dangerous mix for 
women, researchers of sexual 
assault said recently at a 
conference on campus rape. 

More than 500 deans, faculty 
members and campus security 
personnel met for a three-day 
conference in early October to 
discuss sexual assault on 
campuses. 

"Rape is an emotionally 
charged issue that colleges can 
deal with," said Bernice Sandler, 
who works at the Center for 
Women Policy Studies in 
Washington, D.C. "Campus rape 
affronts women who haven't 
been raped. All women are 
vulnerable. It also has an impact 
on men. They need to have 
better relationships with 
women." 

Indeed, there were several 
presentations that focused on 
men and why they rape. Mary 
Koss, who works at the College 
of Medicine at the University of 
Arizona, presented some 
statistics from a poll done at an 
upstate New York college. The 
survey found that 80 percent of 
the male respondents wanted to 
dominate a woman; enjoyed the 
conquest; and had the attitude 



that some women look like 
they're "just asking" to be raped. 

"Men are attracted to the idea 
of them being the sexual 
aggressor. Men negotiate 
relationships based on myths, so 
men can misinterpret 
information," she said. "Rape is 
an anger crime. Rape can infer a 
desire to dominate." 

There are demographic 
characteristics in males who 
rape, including being hostile to 
women, hyper masculinity, 
aggressive behavior, drug use 
and being a dangerous driver, 
Koss said. Additionally, the date 
rapist tends to have had more 
sexual partners than other men. 

In studies Koss did, she found 
that 75 percent of the 
perpetrators had been drinking 
when the date rape occurred and 
that 50 percent of the victims 
had been drinking. Alcohol 
itself won't lead to arousal, since 
it is a depressant, she said; 
rather, it builds the expectation 
of sex. A man who is drunk is 
likely to be directly aggrressive 
with women and after a rape 
occurs, blame the alcohol and 
not his own actions. 

Of 460 men Koss surveyed at 
the University of Arizona, five 



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percent said they had raped a 
woman and nine percent said 
they had tried. 

What is important to 
remember, said Jay Friedman, 
who gave a lecture on how the 
media depicts sex, alcohol and 
power, is that "rape is never, 
never, never the woman's fault. 
Men will force a woman to have 
sex to prove he's heterosexual. 
Men become more physical 
when their hormones rage. 
Women want emotional and 
verbal support." 

Although alcohol is a factor in 
date rapes, Koss discounts th , 
notion that fraternities are filled 
with potential rapists. 

"The place of residence does 
not predict sexual aggression. It 
is people who are aggressive and 
not the environment," she said. 

However, an environment 
which does foster sexual 
aggression is sports, she said, 
especially such revenue sports as 
football and basketball. 

Athletes tend to feel elite and 
special and live in an 
environment that "reinforces 
dominance on another person. 
They can be insensitive to body 
size," Koss said. 



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Self defense clinic held 



by Jodi Seely 
News Writer 



At 9:00 p.m., October 7, 
approximately 40 women 
students piled into the Nair Hall 
basement. 

Waiting for them was Glen 
Harrison, third-degree blackball, 
to teach them bow to defend 
themselves against a potential 
attacker. 

Harrison demonstrated self- 
defense last year in Becfat Hall. 
He was so successful, he was 
asked back to Clarion this year. 

While he stretched, he 
explained how he felt women 
were the weaker sex. But with 
knowledge, he said, women 
don't have to be helpless. 

He teaches women not to use 
strength-against-strength, 
because it's inevitable that the 
attacker will overrule. But he 
urges women to use their 
strength against an attacker's 
weakness. 

Harrison became interested in 
Martial Arts in 1977 through 
watching tevevision and movies. 
In his past 15 years of learning, 
he's studied under Grand Master 
Gerrard Durant. Durant brought 
the Goshin Jutsu sytle from 



Okinawa. He also studied under 
Master Capela from Union City 
and Master Popieski from 
Titusville. 

Before Harrison started his 
lesson, he gave some advice. 
He said, "For personal 
protection, learn as much as you 
can; even if you never use it. 
And practice the techniques you 
know so it's a reflex instead of a 
thought." 

Harrison first made his 
introduction to the women. 
Then he told them that there 
were a couple of points to know 
before using the techniques he 
was about to show them. 

One is to prepare yourself 
mentally for an attack. Ask 
yourself how far you will go to 
defend yourself. 

The other is to avoid potential 
situations. Instead of taking a 
short-cut through an ally at 
night, use a few extra minutes to 
take the well-lighted main street. 
Also, be sure to walk with 
friends whenever possible. As 
Harrison said, "There is safety in 
numbers" 

The women were told to pair 
off with someone, and they 
would switch roles as the 
attacker and the victim. 



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The prime objective for 
escaping someone's grasp is 
called "shooting the gap." The 
weakest part of the grip is 
between the thumb and 
forefinger. You always want to 
pull against that gap. All of the 
excercises taught are based on 
this technique. 

Here are just a few responses 
that Harrison demonstrated for a 
woman approached by an 
attacker. These techniques make 
the attacker more likely to let go 
of you while you take advantage 
of his weak points. 
If the attacker grabs your: 

-wrists from the front, bring 
your arms either inside or 
outside the gap. It doesn't 
matter which way, because both 
ways take advantage of the 
"shooting the gap" theory. 

-wrist with both hands, bring 
your arms either inside or 
outside the gap. This technique 
works both ways. 

~ shirt, reach with the same side 
hand, put your fingers in the 
meat of the attacker's hand and 
thumb on the back of attacker's 
hand, then pull down. 

--hair, trap the attacker's hand on 
your bead with one hand to save 
to the pain. With your other 
hand, jam your thumb into the 
attackers armpit. 

-neck in a headlock, pinch his 
inner thigh or punch the inner 
knee. 

-neck in a front choke, dig your 
fingers into his clavicle bone or 
cup your hands to box his ears. 
Boxing the ears is a way to make 
your attacker dizzy. 

But whatever position you are 
in, never give up. Use every 
body part you have to gain 
advantage. If your hands are 
restrained, you always have a 
foot, knee or elbow to use. 

If each woman left the session 
with just one idea, they could 
pass that idea on to others, said 
Harrison. 

Women could then protect 
themselves better, making 
themselves more confident. 

"Self defense is training to 
learn and use appropriate and 
effective physical actions if there 
j is no alternative," says an 
advertisement for Goshin Jutsit 
Kyo Juj, Harrison's form o( 
martial arts. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of October 5 through 
October 11. 

On Oct. 5, a student was cited for minor's consumption outside of 
the CABS dance. The student registered .10 on the BAC 

A student reported being harassed on Oct. 5. Another person 
wanted papers in the first student's possession. The person chased the 
student and grabbed her by the arm, using foul language. The person 
was cited for harassment. 

Around 1 1:35 p.m. on Oct. 7, a report was received by Public Safety 
that unknown actors damaged a fire alarm horn on the first floor of 
Nair Hall. 

A theft of two VCRs was reproted by Venango Campus on Oct. 8. 
The machines were missing from a classroom in Montgomery Hall 
and are valued at $600 

A student was seen smashing a florescent light around 11:35 p.m. on 
Oct. 9 outside on the first floor of Nair Hall. The light was damaged 
with the actor's shoe. 

Clarion Borough reports 

An officer on patrol checked a suspicious vehicle parked on North 
6th Avenue near Liberty Street. A routine check of the registration 
revealed that the vehicle had been reported stolen from Forest Hills, 
Allegheny Co., PA, on 09/25/92, by a known suspect The suspect is 
described as a W/F, 57", 130 lbs., brown hair. She is believed to have 
since departed the area. The vehicle, a black Oldsmobile Regency, 4 
door was impounded and has been returned to the owner, Arthur J. 
Vancara of Forest Hills, PA 

Brenda Armstrong of 339 Wood Street reported the theft of a Huffy 

White Heat" 12-speed mens bike, white in color, from her front yard 

between 10:00 p.m., Saturday 10/03/92 and 3:00 p.m., Monday, 

10/05/92. The bicycle is valued at $219.00 

Borough Police are investigating entries into and thefts from area 
soft drink vending machines. The machines are located outdoors 
Three machines at various locations have been damaged or entered 
into in the last two weeks. Police believe the unknown actors are 
using a power tool to gain entry. There are no suspects. 

Borough Police responded to a report of a simple assault which 
occurred at 5:35 pm by a known suspect. Pamela J. Clawson, 20, a 
CUP student residing at 195 Wilson Avenue reported that she was 
slapped, knocked to the ground, and scratched by a B/M suspect. 
Clawson suffered abrasions to her knees and scratches to her throat 
and nose. She refused medical treatment. A suspect is identified and 
charges are pending. 

Borough Police responded to a report of a fight in progress at 527 
1/2 Main Street. Upon arrival, the suspects left the area. 
Complainants reported that a party was "crashed" by four unknown 
males. During the party, the uninvited persons began throwing 
appliances out the window and the occupants attempted to stop this 
and eject the rowdy persons. A fight ensued. A tenant, Charles 
Kader, 22, received a bloody nose. Suspects are being identified. 



If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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The Clarion Call - 10-15-92- Page 11 



Auditor general gets critical report 



compiled by Dorilee Raybuck 
from the AP service 






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of Auditor General 

A closely guarded review of 
the state auditor general's 
performance shows the office's 
work is sometimes slow and 
poorly documented. But it also 
points out improvements under 
incumbent Barbara Hafer's 
administration. 

Craig Lewis, Hafer's 
Democratic challenger in the 
November election, released the 
report this week by the 
accounting firm of Coopers and 
Lybrand. 

At a news conference on 
Tuesday, Lewis said, "There are 
still big problems in the auditor 
general's office. If this report 
were about a private accounting 
firm, they would be out of 
business tomorrow." 

Philadelphia native appointed 
auxiliary bishop 

Monsignor Joseph Galante, a 
Philadelphia native who has 
served in Rome the past six 
years, has been appointed by 
Pope John Paul II to serve as 
auxiliary bishop in San Antonio, 
Texas. 

The appointment was 
announced Tuesday and 
welcomed by Philadelphia 
prelates. 

Cardinal Anthony Bevilacqua 
of Philadelphia said in a 
statement that Galante, "brings 
many human and priestly gifts to 
his new role." 



Candidates marred 
in state races 

Races for Pennsylvania state 
auditor general, attorney general 
and state treasurer have been 
marked with accusations of 
plagairism, hypocrisy and 
dishonesty. 

Candidates and their allies not 
only criticize opponents' 
professional records, but launch 
personal attacks, and issues have 
taken a back seat as candidates 
step up the mudslinging as the 
November third election nears. 

For example, Republican 
auditor general candidate has 
suggested that her Democratic 
opponent, state Senator Craig 
Lewis, was involved in a break- 
in this summer at her office. 

One of Lewis' allies, Senator 
Vincent Fumo, said Hafer is an 
idiot in need of psychiatric care. 

Meanwhile, the Democratic 
candidate for attorney general, 
Joe Kohn, has targeted 
Republican incumbent Ernie 
Preate for alleged ethics 
violations. 

Preate denies the accusation 
and has tried to paint Kohn as a 
lazy rich kid who never has had 
to work hard . Preate also has 
accused Kohn of padding his 
resume and plagairism in legal 
briefs. 

The state treasurer's race is 
also heated. 

Democratic incumbent 
Catherine Baker Knoll and 
Republican challenger Lowman 
Henry interrupted and insulted 
each other during a 30 minute 
television debate taped last 
week. Knoll called Henry a 
hypocrite and Henry accused 
Knoll of covering up a budget 
deficit in 1990. 



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Two charges dropped against 
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A federal court has dropped 
two of the nine charges against 
former chief of C.I.A. covert 
operations Clair George. 

U.S. District Judge Royce 
Lamberth acted on a motion by 
prosecutors working for 
independent counsel Lawrence 
Walsh. The prosecution said it 
wants to streamline the evidence. 
George faces retrial next week in 
an Iran-contra case. 

George originally was charged 
with covering up White House 
aide Oliver North's secret 
resupply network and concealing 
his knowledge of the Reagan 
White House's arms, sales to Iran. 
George's first trial ended in a 
hung jury in August 

Lamberth dropped two counts 
charging George with 
obstructing congress. The 
accounts accused him of 
directing former C.I.A. operative 
Alan Fiers to keep information 
from congressional committees 
at 1986 hearings. 

Fiers is expected to be the 
chief prosectuion witness against 
George, as he was in the first 
trial. 

F.B.I. arrests six 
in dumping scandal 

Six people, including two 
reputed organized crime 
associates were arrested Tuesday 
on charges of mail fraud and 
wire fraud in connection with 
alleged illegal dumping in 
Pennsylvania. 

The F.B.I, said the six were 
arrested without incident based 
upon charges outlined in a 
criminal complaint filed in U.S. 
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Students rally 
at Edinboro 

The Spectator 

Students representing 
Edinboro University's 
minority population staged a 
rally September 27, after 
campaign signs for the 
minority homecoming 
candidate were defaced. 

Darrin Rankin, president of 
Minority Students United 
(MSU) and co-organizer of the 
rally said the demonstration 
was organized to make more 
students aware of the 
vandalism that had occurred. 

Two campaign boards being 
displayed by MSU were spray 
painted, according to EUP 
police chief David Vamer. 

After campus police were 
contacted, the signs were 
cleaned and put back in place 
so that the candidates lost only 
minimal campaign time. 

Anonymous woman to 
donate to UPJ library 

Advocate 

Pitt-Johnstown is in line to 
receive a substantial donation. 

An unidentified woman 
school teacher, who spent her 
career teaching in greater 
Johnstown, has pledged to 
donate a large, unspecified 
amount of money to UPJ. She 
wants the money to be used 
for the library. 

University administration 
has been looking for an 
opportunity to name the 
library. The area woman will 
have the library named for her 
in a future ceremony to take 
place sometime before 
Thanksgiving. 

The school teacher has been 
acquainted with UPJ for 
several years. 



Lock Haven gets 
slight health scare 

Eagle Eye 

A small health scare hit tLe 
University on September 29, 
when several students and 
three infirmary staff were 
referred to Jersey Shore 
Hospital to test for exposure to 
a hazardous cleaning agent, 
according to Leota Lauer, 
evening supervisor at the 
hospital. 

"There was no health hazard 
to the rest of the campus," said 
Deborah Jackson, the 
University's director of public 
relations. 

"There really was no danger 
to those exposed because of 
the minute amount of time 
they were exposed. It was just 
a precautionary measure to 
have the students checked," 
she said. 

Mercyhurst counselor 
protests fraternity's actions 

The Merciad 

For over two years, Charles 
Kennedy, Act 101 counselor, 
has tried to work with Gannon 
University officials. The 
Gannon chapter of Pi Alpha 
Kappa is located in Kennedy's 
neighborhood. He claims that 
members of the fraternity, also 
known as the "pikes," have 
failed to be responsible 
neighbors. 

Kennedy said that, in the 
past, he has also tried to work 
with the mayor of Erie and 
with local police. Their 
response 'has been terrible." 
Kennedy said that when he 
moved into the area, he was 
"shocked" by the lack of 
cooperation from police. "I 
was used to such a good 
response in our old 
neighborhood," he said. 
A group Kennedy chairs held 
a protest across the street. 



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The Clarion Call - 10-15-92 - Page 13 



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'92 Homecoming court chosen 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



Autumn Leaf Festival 1992 is 
presently underway, and this 
week is full of amusement rides, 
games, craft stands, and good 
eating. 

One ALF event that is tradition 
at Clarion Uiversity, is the 
parade. One part of the parade is 
the homecoming queen and her 



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Still Hall. Printouts were then 
given to Diana Anderson, and 
based on those printouts, the 
court was formed. 

"Overall, voting went very 
well. I only wish it had been 
advertised more, then we would 
have a better turn out. We plan 
to advertise more next year," 
commented Heather Owens, 
Special Events Committee 
chairperson for UAB. 



"Overall, voting went very 

well. I only wish it had 
been advertised more. . ." 



attendants. 

A total of 69 girls were 
nominated for homecoming 
court. All girls were sponsored 
by a particular campus 
organization. 

Voting took place on Monday, 
October 5, and Tuesday, October 
6, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. in 
Gemmell Student Complex. 
Each voter was asked to vote for 
three seniors, two juniors, two 
sophomores, and two freshmen. 

A total of 621 ballots were 
totalled in the computer lab of 

Parade preview: 



The following women are the 
members of the 1992 
Homecoming Court. Seniors 
are: Sharon Grove, sponsored 
by Alpha Sigma Tau; Mamie 
McCluskey, sponsered by Sigma 
Phi Epsilon; Andrea Maitland, 
sponsered by Sigma Sigma 
Sigma. 

Junior attendants are: Sandy 
Kane, sponsered by Sigma 
Sigma Sigma; Merrilyn 
Murynack, sponsered by Alpha 
Sigma Tau. 

Sophomore attendants are: 




Public affairs photo 

The 1992 Clarion University Homecoming Court is (from left): Sharon Grove, Larina 
Shumbres, Merrilyn Murnyack, Shelly Eisenman, Sandra Kane, Mamie McCluskey, Andrea 
Maitland, Tonya Harteis and Jenifer Janoss. 



Shelly Eisenman, sponsored by 
Sigma Sigma Sigma; Tanya 
Harteis, sponsored by Tau Kappa 
Epsilon. 

Freshman attendants are: 
Jennifer Janoss, sponsored by 
Clarion University Dance Team; 
Larina Shumbres, sponsored by 
Delta Phi Epsilon. 



Homecoming queen will be 
announced on Thursday, October 
15, at the Homecoming Dance. 
The dance will be held in the 
Gemmell Complex Multi- 
purpose room from 9:30 p.m. to 
1 a.m. 

Crowning of the queen will be 
at the football game, Saturday, 



October 17, during halftime. 
Brian Hoover, president of 
Student Senate, will present the 
crown. 

"I feel very honored to have 
made it this far. I'm graduating 
in December and this is a great 
way to end the semester," said 
Andrea Maitland, senior. 



What to look for in the ALF parade this year 



by Tricia Egry 
Features Writer 



Rounding out Autum Leaf 
Festival week is the Festival 
Parade, sponsored by Bell of 
Pennsylvania, Integra Bank and 
Pepsi. Saturday, October 17, 
marks the 39th annual parade in 
Clarion, with seating available 
for a mere three dollars. 

This year, the parade promises 
to be as spectacular as ever, with 
106 seperate units all 
participating to give people 
another reason to flock to 
Clarion for ALF. 

The parade line-up marches 
onward with hometown 
specialties like the CUP band, 
cheerleaders, and dance team. 



Following them are some town 
and state celebrities such as 
Grand Marshall Jon Burnett, 
State Senator Tim Shaffer, 
Congressman William F. Clinger 
and Mayor Elaine Moore. 
Closer to home, riding with 
dignity and pride throughout the 
streets of Clarion, is CUP's 
President Dr. Diane Reinhard 
and "Citizens of the Year" Bob 
Bubb and Kurt Angle. Also, 
honorable mentions are extended 
to ALF Chairman Randy Stroup, 
Co-Chainnan Glenn Watson, and 
Secretary Gary Kriebel. 

Much time and preparation is 
put into creating effects that will 
be remembered year after year of 
Autumn Leaf. Combining 



talents from both sororities and 
fraternities shape unique designs 
into their own emblems of unity 
in the form of floats. Phi Sigma 
Sigma and Phi Sigma Kappa, 
Delta Phi Epsilon and Sigma Tau 
Gamma, and Sigma Sigma 
Sigma and Sigma Chi are just 
three of the many representatives 
of college life at Clarion 
University. 

Along with greek 
organizations, other campus 
organizations wtH be 
represented, as well, such as TV 
5 and the Art Association of 
Clarion County. We as a 
family, community, and society 
come together to share good 
friends, good times, and good 



food. 

Also appearing on a float this 
year is Elvis. The big question 
to that is will it be the young 
good-looking Elvis, or will it be 
the end-oi-career, overweight, 
drugged-out Elvis? 

In the way of beauty queens 
we have the Dairy Princes, Miss 
Teen ALF and CUP's 
Homecoming court. High school 
bands from as close as Clarion 
High School, and as far away as, 
from Pittsburgh, Carlynton High 

School. 

International foods, 
outrageous music, antique cars, 
beautiful floats, comical clowns, 
Zem Zem Shrine Units, and a 
special appearane from the 



Philadelphia Mummers provide 
plenty of entertainment for all. 

Along with Clarion's 
atmosphere of an array of Fall 
colored leaves, sounds of 
cheering families of students, 
faculty, and alumni, scents of 
different cultural foods and tastes 
of cotton candy and caramel 
apples is enough to engage 
anyone to enter Clarion's zones 
of Autumn. 

The festivities begin at noon 
with pre-parade starting at 11 
a.m. Immediately following, 
Clarion University Golden 
Eagles host Lock Haven for the 
1992 Homecoming football 
game. Also at the stadium, 
check out the hot air balloon. 



Page 14 - The Clarion Call -' 10-15-92 

Theater opens first production; "The Rainmaker" takes the stage 



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by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



The Clarion University 
theater opened its 1992-1993 
season with "The Rainmaker," a 
romance by N. Richard Nash, 
this week as part of the Autumn 
Leaf Festival week. 

"The Rainmaker" tells 
the story about the Curry family 
and their neighbors in a western 
town suffering through a 
drought, which is killing both 
cattle and crops. The Curry's are 
also suffering from another type 
of drought; just as there is no 
rain, their lives have no romance, 
no dreams and no magic. 

Especially hit by these 
circumstances is Lizzie, played 
by Ariadne ter Haar, a freshman 
exchange student from the 
Netherlands. Growing up in a 
household of men, Lizzie has 
become good at cooking and 
cleaning, but she has lost other 
things. When the stranger 
Starbuck (played by John 
Rickard) comes to town, he 
claims he can make it rain — for a 
price. But he also has a chance 
to restore magic and romance 
into the Curry home. 

"This is a solid, 
standard American play," said 
Dr. William Kennedy, director of 
the production. "It is often 
performed in community theatres 
and schools. This play says 
some things I wanted to say, 
things that are very important to 
me. 

Dr. Kennedy, who 
joined the speech 

communication and theatre 
faculty this fall, is also 
impressed with other aspects of 
the play. "One of the things that 
amazes me is how balanced the 
parts are. Each of the roles have 
a driving passion, which offers 
each actor a solid performance 
experience." 

Although the cast of 
seven was small, they gave a 
very strong and solid 
performance, as well. Included 
in the Curry family were John 
Moffet as the father H.C., 
Michael Hiller as Noah and Bill 
Howell as Jimmy (who stole the 
show). Michael Ames played 
the town sheriff, and Mark 
Tachna played the sheriff's loyal 
and dedicated deputy. 

One of the most 
interesting aspects of this play 
was the idea of using real food 
and drinks as props, something 
that is not ordinarily done. Yet 
that, and the additional props, 
made the play more believable 
and real. 



Both cast and crew did 
a wonderful job, and to quote Dr. 
Kennedy from the program, "A 
person comes into our lives and 
claims he or she can work a 
miracle. Now, we've got a 
problem. Miracles require faith 
and, while we may be perfectly 
willing to spend our money, sell 
our possessions or give our gifts, 
we are reluctant to risk our faith. 
We have so precious little of it. 
What we forget is that the only 
way for faith to grow is to risk it. 
And that might mean risking it 
on a man who claims he can 
make it rain. Or it might mean 
risking your faith on love — the 
greatest miracle of all." 

"The Rainmaker" will 
continue tonight, Friday and 
Saturday in the Marwick-Boyd 
Little Theatre at 8:00 p.m. 
Tickets can be obtained at the 
door or at the Gemmell 
Information Desk and are $5 for 
adults, $4 for children and free 
for students with valid ID. 




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The cast of the Rainmaker includes back row (L-R) Mark Tachna, Mike Ames, Mike Hiller, 
John Moffett and John Rickard. Front row, Bill Howell and Ariadne ter Haar. The play will 
run through Saturday. 



Mind reader comes to CUP 



by Craig Thomas 
Features Writer 



Bill Stiles, a mentalist who 
reads the thoughts of his 
audience, will be entertaining the 
students of Clarion, Tuesday, 
October 20 at 8:00p.m. in the 
Gemmell Complex multipurpose 
room. The event is being co- 
sponsored by Residence Life, 
UAB and Interhall. 

Mr. Stiles has predicted 
headlines of newspapers, weeks 
before the event has happened. 
He uses his extrasensory ability 
to read unspoken thoughts of the 
audience and will tell the 



audience what another person 
has written on a piece of paper in 
a sealed envelope. Mr. Stiles 
also experiments with numbers; 
he will place the numbers 1 to 9 
on a board with three numbers 
across and three numbers down. 
He will then let a volunteer from 
the crowd scramble the numbers 
in any order and will predict the 
three sums. 

Mr. Stiles claims he is not a 
mindreader. "As far as I know, 
there is no such thing as a 
mindreader", he says. "I have 
never known anyone to read a 
persons mind like one would 
read a book. It takes great effort 



and concentration on my part, 
and on the part of the participant 
to receive the singular thoughts 
that have made my 
demonstration such a success." 



Homecoming Dance 

-with "Electric Video Company" 
Where; Gemmell Multi- 
purpose room 
When: Thursday 10 p.m. 
-Come see who the 1992 CUP 
Homecoming queen will be. 
Sponsored by UAB. 



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Everything you wanted to know on flex dollars 
and cash allowance, but were afraid to ask 



This question and answer 
segment is designed to help you 
get a better understanding of the 
new flex plan with cash 
allowance new at the cafeteria 
and Gemmell Complex this year. 
Q: What are flex dallars? 
A: Flex dollars are just like 
cash, except they allow you to 
enjoy the convenience of dining 
on campus without the worry of 
carrying cash. 

When you purchase one of the 
optimum meal plans, an initial 
balance of $50, $75 or $100 is 
placed in your account. 
Everytime you use your flex 
dollars, the price of your food is 
subtracted from the balance of 
your account. Flex dollars can 
be used at both dining service 
location on campus. 

Q: Are flex dollars carried over 
from one semester to the next? 
A: Flex dollars can be carried 
over from the fall to the spring 
semester. But any remaining 
balance is forfeited at the end of 
the academic year. 

Q: What meal plans have flex 

dollars? 

A: Only the optimum meal 

plans have flex dollars. 

These meal plans are as follows: 

20 meal plan with $75 flex - on 

and off campus. 

15 meal plan with $100 flex - on 

and off campus. 

10 meal plan with $50 flex - off 

campus. 

Q: What happens when my 
initial flex dollar balance gets to 



zero? 

A: You can increase your flex 
dollars in increments of $25 at 
Student Accounts, B-16 Carrier, 
at any time. 

Q: Where can 1 check my flex 

dollar account balance? 

A: You may check your flex 

dollar balance at any card reader 

station. 

Q: Do I need a separate 
indentification card for flex 
dollars? 

A: Your oficial university 
indentification card can be 
encoded to access your flex 
dollar account. A meal or flex 
dollar amount will be deducted 
from your balance, 

automatically. 

Q: What is cash allowance? 
A: Let's say you decided to eat 
lunch at the Snack Bar. The 
lunch equivalency is $2.75. You 
decided on the cash allowance 
menu, one meal will be deducted 
from your board plan. However, 
if your purchase exceeds the 
cash allowance rate, you may 
pay the remainig balance with 
flex dollars or cash. 
The cash allowance rates are as 
follows: 

Breakfast: $1.70 
Lunch: $2.75 
Dinner: $3.10 

Q: When I use my cash 
allowance at the Snack Bar, am I 
only allowed the "Cash 
Allowance Special?" 
A: No! The specials are 



designed for convenience and 
value. However, you may create 
your own puchase; and if there is 
any amount over the cash 
allowance, you may pay cash or 
use flex dollars. 

Q: What if my purchase is 
under the "cash allowance" 
amount? 

A: The cash allowance figure is 
a one time point-of-sale value 
figure, not to be confused with a 
monetary figure. If your 
puchase is under the cash 
allowance price, only one meal 
has been taken off your board 
plan. No dollars have been taken 
off your flex dollar account. 

Q: Who is eligible for pizza 
delivery? 

A: Students who have 

purchased the optimum meal 
plans with flex dollars are 
eligible to have pizza delivered 
to their campus address and pay 
with their flex dollars. Students 
without the optimum meal plans 
may have pizza delivered and 
pay cash. 

Q: My friend wants a pizza, but 
I want a sandwich. May the 
sandwich be delivered with the 
pizza? 
A: Yes! 

Q: What do I do if I lose my 
I.D. card? 

A: Lost identification cards 
should be immediately reported 
to 228 Egbert Hall, Residence 
Life Office. Your card will be 
disabled to prevent unauthorized 
use. There is a replacement fee 



for a new card. 

Q: I would like to treat a friend 
or a family member to a meal, 
can I use flex dollars? 
A: Yes, you have two options 
available to you. 

1 . Eat at Chandler Dining 
Hall. Use your board plan for 
your meal and pay the remaining 
meal costs with your flex dollars 
or pay cash. 

2. Eat at the Snack Bar. Use 
your cash allowance rate for the 
meal and pay the balance with 
your flex dollars or pay cash. 

Q: My friend and I would like 
to split the cost of a pizza. Can 
we use our flex plans for this 
cost? 

A: If both of you have flex 
dollars, you may split the cost 
and have it taken off both of 
your accounts. 

If only one has flex dollars, 
only the individual with flex can 
have half the cost taken off 
his/her account. The other 
individual would have to pay 
cash for his/her share. 

Q: I would like to have a party 
for my friends and purchase the 
items from the snack bar. Can I 
use my flex. 

A: Yes, any items offered at the 
Snack Bar are available in large 
quantities. Please contact Denise 
Gilbert, Snack Bar Manager, on 
the procedure for placing an 
order. 

Q: Can I purchase an entire 
giant hoagie? 



A: Yes! 

Q: Do I need to be on a meal 
plan to enter or purchase food 
from the Snack Bar? 
A: No! The Snack bar operates 
like a fast food operation. 
Anyone may purchase food at 
the Snack Bar with or without a 
meal plan. 

Q: When can I purchase an 
optimum meal plan? 
A: Whenever you receive your 
university tutition bill, there is an 
area where the meal plans are 
listed. You may choose the 
appropriate optimum meal plan 
at that time and add the cost to 
your tuition bill for paymnt with 
your other fees. 

Q: Can I cancel my meal plan? 
A: You will have until the week 
prior to the beginning of each 
semester to make a decision to 
make a change or cancel the 
meal plan you' have chosen. 
After the beginning of the 
semester, meal plans cannot be 
changed or canceled. 

Q: Why can't I return for 
seconds at the Snack Bar at no 
charge. I can eat all I want at 
Chandler? 

A: The Snack Bar is a retail 
operation quite different than a 
board operation like Chandler. 
The Snack Bar is operated for 
convenience, flexibility and an 
alternative, not a substitute. 



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by Lisa Lepre 
Features Writer 



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The International Student 
Exchange Program has brought a 
quartet of young women from 
around the world to attend and 
live on Clarion Campus this fall. 

Giovanna Pia Mifsud Bonnici 
is from Cospice, Malta. She is 
studying artificial intelligence 
and decision making through the 
College of Communication. "I 
am studying law at home" 
Bonnici said. "I intend to go 
back and get my law degree after 
my semester here." 

This in not the first time 
Bonnici has been in the United 
States. She has visited 
Washington, D.C. and New York 
City. Bonnici chose Clarion 
because of the environment. She 
explained, "Malta does not have 
mountains and rivers. Here there 
is green all around and it is 
beautiful." 

Jeannette Hamping is from 
Lohoom, Sweden. She is 
visiting the U.S. for the first 
time. Hamping is taking "both 
undergraduate and graduate 
courses in marketing, which I 
can use at home to complete my 
degree" she says, "ISEP picked 
Clarion for me, and I thought it 
would be a nice place to be after 
reading about it." Hamping 
explained. 

Teresa Sanga Gomasevic of 
Buenos Aires, Argentina, is also 
visiting the U.S. for the first 
time. At home she is studying 
psychopedagogy, a major only 
offered inArgentina and Spain 
that relates to psychology 
education. 

Here at Clarion Sanga- 
Gemasevic is taking phychology 



overcrowded city, and I tried to 
chose a small college here," she 
explained. "I read about 
Pennsylvania and the Allegheny 
Forest and how America starts 
here." 

Terese Planting is from 
Ekenas, Finland. She was a 
previous Rotary club exhange 
student in New Hampshire. At 
Clarion Planting is taking 
business courses that she can use 
as credits for home. "I am 
excited with the courses I can 
take here," she said. "I want to 
earn my MBA and persue 
international/industrial 
marketing," Planting explained. 
After her first visit to the United 
States, she decided she wanted to 
return again. 

Three Clarion Juniors are 
studying aboard this year as well 
as part of the International 
Student Exchange Program 
(ISEP). 

Jennifer Johnson of Linesville 
is a Junior Spanish/ business 
major and Brandee Payne of 
Kane, a Junior 

marketing/Spanish major are 
both attending Instituto 
Technologico Y De Estudiow 
superiore De Monteriey in 
Monterry, Mexico. 

Mesan Stecklair of Jacobus, is 
a Junior German/Spanish major. 
She is attending the Katholische 
Universidad - Eichstat in 
Eichstatt, Germany. 

Clarion studentjapplying to 
ISEP must have Junior standing 
and a minimum 2.75 quality 
point average and must submit 
essays in English and the 
language of the country where 
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Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 


Thurs Oct. 15 


Fri Oct. 16 


Sat Oct 17 


- ALF WEEK 


- ALF WEEK 


- ALF Parade (Main St) 


- Drama Production 


- Drama Production 


12 noon 


"The Rainmaker" 


"The Rainmaker" 


- HOMECOMING 


(LT) 8 p.m. 


(LT) 8 p.m. 


- Drama Production 


- UAB Homecoming 


- Minority Affairs/ City 


"The Rainmaker" 


Dance" Electric Video 


Beat Talent Show 


(LT) 8 p.m. 


Company" 


(Chap) 6p.m. 


- AASU Cabaret (Gem 


(Gem M-P) 10p.m. 


- "Murmmers" (Tp) 8:30 


M-P) 11 p.m. 


Sun Oct. 18 


Mon Oct 19 
- Student Senate mtg. 


lues Oct. 20 


- ALF WEEK 


(248 Gem) 7 p.m. 


- IFC/Panhel Anti-Hazing 


- AUTORAMA 


- Koinonia presents"God 


Workshop (Gem 250) 


- National Collegiate 


on Trial" (Chap) 8 p.m. 


6:30 p.m. 


Alcohol Awareness 


- UAB Laser Light Show 




Week Begins 


(M-B) 8-10 p.m. 
- IFC/Panhel Anti-Hazing 
Workshop (Gem 250) 
6:30 p.m. 




Wed Oct 21 


Thur Oct. 22 


Fri Oct. 23 


- IFC/Panhel Anti-Hazing 


- IFC/Panhel Anti-Hazing 


- UAB/BACCHUS 


Workshop (Gem 250) 


Workshop (Gem 250) 


Bedrock Cafe 


6:30 p.m. 


6:30 p.m. 


"Tommy Belmont, 




- UAB MOVIE "Far and 


pianist" (Gem M-P) 




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8 p.m. 




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Laser shows "beaming down" to Clarion 



by Larry McEwen 
Features Writer 



The Saturn V Laser Light 
Show will roll into Clarion 
Monday October 19, as part of 
its 1992 tour. 

The show features a high tech 
laser light show and is 
accompanied by a soundtrack 
that includes bands such as U2, 
The Cure, The Grateful Dead 
and Led Zeppelin. 

This year there will be two 
shows with an alternative music 
show taking place at 8 p.m. and a 
classic rock show at 10 p.m. The 
show will be held in the 



Marwick-Boyd auditorium. 

The show uses two high 
powered laser systems, plus a 
whole bank of computers and 
laser projectors. One laser is 
used to project full color images 
on a 500 square foot screen. 
The other lasers shoot beams out 
over the audience. 

Many of the songs are pre- 
programmed and choreographed 
with the effects. A new strobe 
and special lighting package that 
actually beams the audience is 
new to the show this year. 

New York state laserist Lewis 
Eig and sound engineer Mark 



Decker are the men behind the 
music and lasers. The show has 
been touring for eight years and 
has appeared in over 500 cities. 

Decker described the features 
of the show, "It's the first time 
ever that a touring laser concert 
has flown a rearprojection 
screen. This means that during 
the show, we can raise up the 
screen and shoot full-color 
beams and tunnels out over the 
audience. The possibilities are 
limitless." 

Admission is S3 for students 
and $5 for the general public. 
Tickets are $5 at the door. 



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Rock news 



by Amy Whittaker 
Contributing Writer 



Robert Smith of The Cure is 
bearing quite the black eye after 
being pelted by a large, heavy 
unidentified flying object during 
a concert in Mexico City. He 
was tackled on stage by a 
rambunctious fan. The band 
only sold 35,000 of the 100,000 
seats of Los Angeles' Rose Bowl 
despite massive promotion and 
radio blitz. 

Following up 1989's "Brain 
Drain," the Ramones have 
released a new album. "Mondo 
Bizarre" marks the studio debut 
of C. J. Ramone, who joined up 
with Joey, Johnny and Marky 
after bassist DeeDee stopped 
performing with the band three 
years ago. DeeDee hasn't 
severed all ties, though. He 



wrote three of their new tracks 
on the album including, 
"Strength to Endure," "Main 
Man" and "Poison Heart." Joey 
meanwhile, wrote seven new 
numbers, with Marky co-writing, 
"The Job That Ate My Brain" 
and "Anxiety." In addition to the 
thrill of a new album the 
Ramones have also been 
honored by the independent lable 
Triple X, who has recently 
released a various-artists record 
of Ramones coversong entitled 
"Gabba Gabba Hey." Motorhead 
also has recently wrote and 
recorded a tribute tune called, 
"Ramones." 

If you are a fan of Galaxie 500, 
the Chills or the Feelies, check 
out Luna. Dean Wareham, Justin 
Harwook and Stanley Demeski 
have gotten together and 
released one stellar debut album 



entitled "Luna Park." Also on 
the new music horizon, keep 
your eyes open for Suzanne 
Vega's latest, "99.9 degrees 
Farenheit." 

The Throwing Muses also have 
a new album that's just itching to 
be heard. "Red Heaven" is the 
latest effort from the Muses and 
includes tracks entitled, 
"Firepile," "The Visit" and 
"Dio." It does not ,however, 
include Tanya or Fred Aboing. 
The two former Muses have 
broken off to form Belly, whose 
"The Sow Dust" EP is out on 
4AD import right now, with the 
proper full-length release due out 
in a few months. 

And finally, on a Seattle note 
Mudhoney's reprise debut, 
"Piece of Cake" is due to be 
released in mid-October. Caught 
up in a tidal wave of Seattle 
based music, Mudhoney is still 
sticking with the same producer 
and artist they used on "Every 
Good Boy Deserves Fudge." 



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conductor Colonel Jack H. Grogan, Jr. just moments 
before giving their patriotic performance last week. 



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-Recently arrived on the market 
is a new computer toy, SimAnt, 
whose purpose is to put players 
in charge of an ant colony. The 
goal is to conquer a suburban 
back yard and drive the residents 
from their home. Says the 
advertising brochure, "SimAnt is 
more than just a game. It's a 
way of life." 

-In March, Steven A. DeFoor 
was arrested in Warren, Ohio, 
moments after allegedly robbing 
a downtown Bank One branch. 
According to police, DeFoor 
planned to exit the bank building 
through an elevator. Actually, 
the elevator operator had stepped 
down the hall to help move some 
furniture. As DeFoor waited in 
the elevator for the door to close, 
bank employees pointed him out 
to arriving officers. 

-A Japanese rancher told 
reporters in Tokyo in July that he 
herds cattle by outfitting them 
with pocket pagers (beepers), 
which he calls from his portable 
phone. After a week of training, 
the cows associate the beeping 
with eating and hustle up for 
grub. 

-An Australian government 
research organization announced 



in December that it is on the 
verge of creating sheep whose 
wool is moth-proof because it 
secretes insect-killing proteins. 
The same organization recently 
developed sheep with wool loose 
enough to be pulled off by hand. 

-TV evangelist Robert Tilton, 
weary of having lawsuits filed 
against him by former followers 
who claimed to have paid him to 
revive dead relatives: "If you 
want to be mad at somebody, get 
mad at God; don't sue me." 

-A topless woman, interviewed 
by The New York Times while 
taking advantage of a state court 
of appeals ruling permitting non- 
lewd, non-commercial 
toplessness, said she thought the 
ruling would not have made 
much impact: "There are a lot of 
things not conducive to being 
topless. You can't run topless, 
you can't barbecue topless, you 
can't fry fish." 

-Snake-handling expert Larry 
Moor died very quickly in July 
after being bitten by an Egyptian 
cobra in Vancouver, Canada. He 
had staged classes and started an 
organization to teach the public 
that they have nothing to fear 
from poisonous snakes. 
However, he had often said that 
only two snakes are really 



dangerous and that the Egyptian 
Cobra is one of them. 

-Reverand Edward Mullen of 
the St. Edward Catholic Church 
in Providence, Rhode Island, 
told parishioners in July that 
because he believes the United 
States Supreme Court is too 
strict on the separation of church 
and state, he would no longer 
permit any government official 
to be prayed for in his church. 

-David Rodgers, 22, was 
charged with animal cruelty after 
a neighbor said Rodgers had 
flushed his pet python down the 
toilet. The python survived, and 
Rodgers staged a re-enactment 
of the incident in an Ottawa, 
Canada, courtroom in January to 
prove his innocence. Rodgers 
said he normally tries to keep the 
snake in warm water in the 
bathtub but it prefers the toilet 
and had slithered in voluntarily. 
In the courtroom re-enactment, 
the snake quickly slithered to the 
toilet, and Rodgers was 
acquitted. 

-In An nandale, Virginia, in 
August, two men wearing 
bandanas and with handguns 
poised, rushed the front door of 
the First American Bank seconds 
after manager Dwight Smith 
entered at 8 a.m. to open up. 



Unknown to the men, the door 
had locked automatically behind 
Smith. The first robber to reach 
the door bounced off it and 
reeled backward, hitting the 
second man, who knocked the 
first man back against the door. 
The men then called it a day, 
staggered back to their van, had 
trouble starting it, but finally 
sputtered away. Neither has 
been captured. 

-Among the pricing abuses that 
came to light as a result of the 
July settlement of a lawsuit 
against American Medical 
International hospitals in Florida 
were: $54.30 for a sponge and 
$7.80 for an antiseptic swab. In 
a separate dispute, a Humana 
hospital in St Petersburg agreed 
to lower some of the prices it 
was charging, including $50 
each for Advil and Tylenol 
tablets. 

-On July 1, the city of East St. 
Louis, Illinois, began municipal 
garbage pickup for the first time 
since 1985, when the city ran out 
of money for it. Mayor Gordon 
Bush estimated that in the 
ensuing seven years about one- 
third of residents arranged 
private pickup, but that two- 
thirds dumped their garbage 
illegally. 

-Relatives of Dargan Suther, 
who died in 1990, are fighting 
over an estate worth more than 
$600,000 in Birmingham, 
Alabama. Before his death at 
age 73, Suther had taken to 
living in a tent in his yard 
because his house was so filled 
with possessions that it was 



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impossible to walk through it. 
Most of the possessions were 
decades-old newspapers and 
items acquired, said authorities, 
only because he thought the 
price was right. 

-Prosecutors in Chicago 
decided in July to put a certain 
bank employee on the stand to 
identify an accused bank robber, 
despite the fact that, in a lineup, 
she had picked out the FBI agent 
standing next to the accused. 
This time, when the employee 
took the stand and was asked to 
point out the alleged perpetrator, 
she looked right past him and 
picked out Chicago Tribune 
reporter Matt O'Connor, 
covering the trial from the first 
row. (The defendant was 
convicted, based on the 
testimony of other witnesses.) 

-In August, sheriff's detectives 
in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, 
accused Orrette Moore, 39, of 
killing two men and wounding 
two others in a restaurant 
because he had just lost $5 in a 
card game. 

-The husband and wife coaches 
of the University of Minnesota's 
celebrated women's gymnastics 
team were fired in May after 
team members were given a 
videotape of a gymnastics meet 
(for training purposes) that had 
five minutes' worth of sex 
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sponsored Battle of the Bands 
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performance. 

The concert involved seven 
bands, each playing fifteen 
minute sets. Every band was 
judged in four categories, each 
category worth twenty-five 
points. The categories were: 
stage performance, musical 



ability, origanal/mimoegraphy, 
and audience response. 

The performing bands were: 
Public Alarm, Outcast, Simon 
Says, Teazer, H.P. Thunder 
Bongs, Brethren, and Epilog. 

The winning band from last 
year, Epilog, broke up after last 
year's concert, but half of the 
band's members stayed with 
Epilog, and the other half 
formed Brethren. Both of the 
bands performed at this year's 
concert. 

The top three bands each 



received a trophy and various 
cash awards. The first place 
band recieved one hundred 
dollars, second place received 
seventy-five dollars, and the 
band coming in third received 
fifty dollars. 

From heavy metal to older and 
acuostic rock-n-roll, the Battle of 
the Bands covered all stops, and 
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Golden E agles hold on to lead for first victory 

byBenVessa and 27 total yards, while for an injured Damien Henry, Unfortunately for Clarion, the Clarion 7 16 23 

Sports Writer allowing them less than four provided the kev vardaee on the second half would he a mmnlete Bloomsbure 6 14 20 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Writer 

After facing teams with a 
combined record of 20-1, 
Clarion's visit to winless 
Bloomsburg appeared to be the 
perfect remedy to the Golden 
Eagles four game losing 
sickness, and, when the Eagles 
coasted out to a 23 point' 
halftime cushion, a Clarion 
victory seemed painless. 
However, just as Edinboro had 
done one week before, 
Bloomsburg fought back from a 
seemingly insurmountable fourth 
quarter deficit, and forced the 
Eagles to require the jaws of life 



and 27 total yards, while 
allowing them less than four 
-minutes of possession time. 

As the second quarter began, 
Bloomsburg mounted their first 
successful drive of the day. Ten 
out of the first 11 plays were 
runs, as the Huskies pushed the 
ball inside the Clarion 15 yard 
line. On second and 11, a good 
Clarion pass rush flushed 
Bloomsburg quarterback Jeff 
King from the pocket. Out of 
nowhere, Clint Terza leveled 
King, forcing him to cough up 
the ball, and fellow linebacker 
Frank Andrews gobbled up the 
loose pigskin and rambled 68 



for an injured Damien Henry, 
provided the key yardage on the 
ground, but a fourth and three 
situation with under two minutes 
to play caused coach Gene 
Sobolewski to celebrate 
Halloween a few days early. 
Sobolewski reached deep down 
into his bag of goodies and came 
up with a reverse to Marlon 
Worthy for this crucial fourth 
down call. The trick turned out 
to be a thirteen yard treat, and it 
set the stage for a Myers 
touchdown strike to Tim Brown 
with just 46 seconds remaining. 

The half was far from over. 
Bloomsburg was not complacent 




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to escape with their first victory 
of the season, 23-20. 

The Eagles wasted no time in 
taking command of the first half. 
Three key third down 
conversions set the stage for a 
scoring drive on Clarion's very 
first possession of the contest. 

The Golden Eagle offense 
drove down to the ten yard line 
and faced another third down 
situation. For the third time in 
the drive, the "O" converted on 
third down as Damien Henry 
galloped ten yards off the left 
tackle and Clarion grabbed a 
quick 7-0 lead. 

The defense of the Golden 
Eagles enjoyed a virtually 
flawless first quarter as it held 
the Huskies to one first down 



yards for a Clarion touchdown. 
Bloomsburg had held the ball for 
more than six minutes, but one 
miscue had changed the entire 
complexion of this game. 

A botched two point 
conversion attempt kept the 
score at 13-0 when Bloomsburg 
mounted another impressive 
drive. Again, the Huskies found 
themselves inside the Clarion 15, 
and again, they fumbled. This 
time, Brad Kline pounced on the 
gift, and for the first time in the 
quarter, the Clarion offense took 
the field. 

With just under five minutes to 
play until intermission, the 
Clarion offense drove its way 
towards a third score. Jay Tonini 
and Art Gregory, who took over 



with a 20 point deficit at the half. 
With 35 seconds remaining and 
the ball deep inside their own 
territory, Huskies' coach Pete 
Adrian elected to put the ball in 
the air. His thinking backfired as 
Kline came up with his second 
turnover of the game, this time 
intercepting King's pass and 
returning it 19 yards to the 
Bloomsburg 30. Four plays 
later, with one second to play, 
Paul Cramer was called upon to 
put the finishing touches on a 
Clarion dominated 23-0 halftime 
lead. 

The Eagles outgained 
Bloomsburg 288-104 and 
accumulated nine more first 
downs than the Huskies through 
the first 30 minutes. 



Unfortunately for Clarion, the 
second half would be a complete 
turnaround. 

A 27 yard pass from King to 
Buck Eardley on third and 17 
seemed to provide the spark 
Bloomsburg needed to turn this 
fiasco into a game. Later in the 
drive, Tom Pajic put the Huskies 
on the scoreboard with a 15 yard 
TD reception, and Bloomsburg 
was showing signs of life, but 
were running out of time. 

With the Huskies trailing 23-6 
and facing a third down and nine 
dilemma from the Clarion 17 
yard line, Adrian reached so far 
down into his bag of tricks that 
he may never find his hand 
again. The old "Fumblerooskie" 
play where, instead of snapping 
the ball to the quarterback, the 
center leaves the ball on the 
ground. The QB pulls out from 
under center as if it was snapped 
Mo him. Then an offensive 
lineman scoops up the lonely 
pigskin and lumbers towards the 
end zone while the unsuspecting 
defense is busy chasing the 
quarterback. The lumbering 
lineman was Tim Ronan, and the 
result was six points, as 
Bloomsburg closed the gap to 
23-12. 

Clarion immediately responded 
as the versatile Worthy returned 
the ensuing kickoff 59 yards to 
the Huskies' 36 yard line. The 
Eagles went nowhere on offense, 
but Myers punt was downed at 
the Bloomsburg one, and, with 
only 7:38 to play, it seemed 
hopeless for the Huskies to go 99 
yards and still have time to score 
again. 

Well, it seemed hopeless. On 
BU's first play from scrimmage, 
King found Eardley for 73 yards, 
and instead of needing the whole 
quarter to go the length of the 
field, the Huskies needed only 
one minute and 20 seconds. 
King found Eardley for the 
touchdown, then found Pajic for 
the two point conversion, and all 
of a sudden, it was 23-20. 

The Clarion offense didn't 
grant Bloomsburg another 
opportunity to come onto the 
field and secured a 23-20 
victory. 

Clarion's own Homecoming 
game will be Saturday. The 
kickoff set for 2 p.m. vs. Lock 
Haven. 



VESSm 

Bloomsburg 

FIRST QUARTER 

Clarion: Gregory 10 yard TD run 
(Cramer PAT), 9:32. Drive: 15 
plays, 76 yards. Key play: 33 yards 
from Myers to Henry on 3-19 from 
the CU 15. Clarion 7, Bloomsburg 
0. 

SECOND QUARTER 

Clarion: 68 yard fumble return by 
Andrews (failed two-point 
conversion), 8:01. Drive: -. Key 
play: QB sack by Terza causing 
fumble. Clarion 13, Bloomsburg 0. 
Clarion: TD pass from Myers to a 
wide open Brown (Cramer PAT), 
0:46. Drive: 11 plays, 69 yards. 
Key play: Reverse to Worthy for 
first down on 4-3 from BU 38. 
Clarion 20, Bloomsburg 0. 
Clarion: FG Cramer 24, :00. 
Drive: 4 plays, 24 yards. Key play: 
King pass intercepted by Kline with 
:24 to play. Clarion 23, 
Bloomsbure 0. 

THIRD QUARTER 

Bloomsburg: 15 TD pass from King 
to Pajic (failed two-point 
conversion), 6:31. Drive: 8 plays, 
58 yards. Key play: TD on 4-3 
from CU 15. Clarion 23, 
Bloomsburg 6. 

FOURTH QUARTER 

Bloomsburg: Ronan runs the 
Fumblerooskie for TD(failed two- 
point conversion), 9:14. Drive: 6 
plays, 30 yards. Key play: Myers 
pass intercepted by Kirby at CU 33. 
Clarion 23, Bloomsburg 12. 
Bloomsburg: 17 TD pass from King 
to Eardley (two point conversion 
good), 6:18. Drive: 6 plays, 99 
yards. Key play: from BU 1 yard 
line, King connects on 73 yard strike 
to Eardley. Clarion 23, 

Bloomsburg 20 



TEAM STATISTICS 




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81 


YDS PASS 


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240 


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321 


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KEY PLAYER STATISTICS 

Clarion rushing: Gregory 21-95, 

Tonini 13-81. 

Bloomsburg rushing: only 81 yds. 

Clarion passing: Myers 19-33 (241 

yards). 

Bloomsburg passing: King 11-25 

(222 yards). 

Clarion receiving: Brown 5-52, 

Harper 4-54. 

Bloomsburg receiving: Eardsley 3- 

117. 

Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 

Andrews 11-7-2, Terza 10-6-1, Kline 

12-6-0, Mazoff 9-6-0. 

Interceptions: Kline 1 (4). 



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Clarion golf team finishes third at Fall PSAC's 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University golf 
team completed their fall 1992 
season this past week with a 
respectable third place finish at 
the unofficial PSAC Fall 
Championships. 

The tournament took place at 
the Clinton Country Club at 
Lock Haven. The eight teams 
that competed were IUP, 
Slippery Rock, Clarion, East 
Stroudsburg, Millersville, 
Edinboro, West Chester and host 
Lock Haven. 

IUP won the tournament, as 
expected, with 392 points. The 
Rock was right behind with a 
score of 398 points and a second 
place finish. The Golden Eagles 



came in a distant third place with 
421 points. Millersville finished 
fourth with 424 points. 
Edinboro finished fifth with 429 
points. West Chester, Lock 
Haven and East Stroudsburg 
rounded out the field of eight 
teams. 

Clarion University had reason 
to be proud of their performance 
as they accomplished their 
season-long goal of finishing 
third at the Fall Championships. 
The Golden Eagles are looking 
forward to the spring season 
when they will attempt to close 
the gap between themselves and 
the two powerhouse clubs from 
IUP and Slippery Rock. 

The Clarion linksters had to 
overcome two obstacles at the 



Fall PSAC's, held last Thursday. 
The first obstacle was 
overcoming the absence of their 
head coach Bob Carlson, who 
was unable to attend. The 
second was doing battle with the 
difficult course ahead of them. 

The Golden Eagles were 
accompanied by Mike Powers, 
who is an assistant basketball 
coach, on the trip. According to 
the interim coach, the playing 
conditions were excellent despite 
the difficult course. "It was 
cloudy and foggy upon arrival, 
but by the time play started, the 
clouds broke and it turned out to 
be a great day," said Powers. 

The difficult course caused a 
wide variety of scores 
contributed by the Clarion 



linksters. The best score was 
contributed by Brian Fiscus, who 
shot an 80. Other scores 
included an 83 from Don 
Turowski, an 84 from Chris 
Brocious, an 85 from Rich 
Grafton, and an 89 from Todd 
Corbeil. "Some of the more 
experienced players had 
problems, but the younger 
players really came through," 
said Powers. 

The Golden Eagle golfers 
equaled their 1991 finish at the 
Fall PSAC's with another third 
place finish, bettering their 1991 
output by more than 10 strokes. 

Like 1991, the Clarion golfers 
improved their standing and 
scores throughout the 1992 fall 
campaign. Grafton led the team 



during the fall by averaging a 
team low 81 strokes a match. 
Brocious was right behind with 
an 81.5 average. Corbeil and 
Fiscus both contributed average 
scores of 82.5. Turowski 
averaged an 83. 

The best score on the entire 
campaign was a 76, shot once 
each by both Grafton and 
Brocious. Cornell's best effort 
on the season was a 78. Fiscus' 
season best was a 79. 

The Clarion golf team has 
shown a lot of character by 
improving throughout the last 
couple of seasons. They will be 
looking to take another step 
forward during the spring 1993 
season, with their clubs looking 
to catch the elite. 



Clarion volleyball team hosts tourney, falls to Cal 



by Mike Jewart 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
women's volleyball team did not 
have far to travel this past 
weekend as they hosted the 
Clarion Elite tournament, going 
3-1 for a second place finish. 

The Golden Eagles hosted 
Shaw University in their first 
match of the tourney. The 
visitors were overwhelmed by 
the explosive Clarion offense in 
the first game of the match, 15-4. 
The second game was even more 
lopsided with Clarion winning, 
15-2. Finally, in game three, the 
women of Shaw University were 
able to give the Golden Eagles 
some competition. However, 
Clarion still prevailed, 16-14, to 
take the match. The Golden 
Eagles were led by Suzanne 
Sheldon, who had eight kills. 
Nicole Flambard and Barb 
Mel linger added six kills apiece. 
Wendy Ellenberger had 22 set 
assists. Meghan Kelly and 
Flambard led the defense with 
nine digs apiece. 

Gannon University was 
Clarion's next opponent. The 
Golden Eagles had already been 
on the losing side of three 
straight matches against Gannon 
in 1992. They came out 
scrapping for points in game one 
but were not able to get control 
of any game as they lost in three 
straight games, 15-7, 15-10 and 



15-8. The Golden Eagle women 
have yet to win a game in any 
match against Gannon this 
season. Tammi Bills led the 
team in kills (five) and digs (16) 
for the match. Ellenberger added 
15 set assists and 10 digs. Kelly 
contributed nine digs in the loss. 

The Golden Eagles were 
looking to rebound from the loss 
to Gannon in their third match of 
the tourney. Wisconsin-Portside 
stood in their way. Clarion was 
playing with fire in their eyes 
and exploded for a three game 
sweep, 15-4, 15-4 and 15-5. The 
defensive effort was unreal, as 
four players reached double- 
digits in digs. Sheldon led the 
team with 17 digs and 
Ellenberger added 12 more. 
Bills and Jennifer Betters 
chipped in 10 digs apiece. 
Betters also led the team with six 
kills, while Bills added four 
more. Ellenberger again led the 
team in set assists with 10. 

The Clarion women were 
fly in '-high again in their fourth 
match of the tourney. The 
women defeated North Carolina 
Central University in three 
straight games, 15-4, 15-2, and 
15-0. Ellenberger paced the 
club, as usual, with 15 set assists. 
Kelly and Bills anchored the 
defense, as usual, with 10 and 
seven digs, respectively. 
Sheldon continued her hot play 
of late with eight kills, while 



Bills and Flambard both had six 
kills apiece. 

For their weekend effort, the 
Golden Eagles finished in 
second place. Gannon 

University was the overall 
winner. Clarion co-captain 
Tammi Bills was named to the 
All-Tournament team for her 
versatile defensive and offensive 
performance. 

On Tuesday night, the Golden 
Eagles travelled to California, 



Pa. to take on the rival Vulcans. 
The Vulcans remained 
undefeated in PSAC-West play 
as they dropped Clarion in three 
games, 15-4, 16-14 and 15-1. 
Ellenberger led the Golden 
Eagles with 11 digs. Bills had 
nine digs, while Bobbie Simpson 
added seven kills. 

The Golden Eagles will next 
see action at home this weekend 
in their annual match against the 
Clarion alumni. That match will 



take place at Tippin on Saturday 
(11 a.m.). The Golden Eagles 
will begin a tough slate next 
week when they battle PSAC 
rival IUP on Tuesday. That 
weekend they will visit Gannon 
for the Flagship Open volleyball 
tournament. Clarion has been 
unable to defeat host Gannon in 
four matches this season (as 
stated earlier) so Clarion will be 
pumped. Slippery Rock and 
Shippensburg also await Clarion. 








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by Amy Rae 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
women's tennis team won two 
matches last week, defeating Pitt 
and Duquesne, before falling to 
Bloomsburg over the weekend. 

The Golden Eagles defeated 
the Pitt Panthers in an aggressive 
match, 5-4, last Wednesday. 

In singles play, Clarion's #1 
seed Shara Wolkomir fell in 
straight sets, 4-6, 3-6. The #2 
seed, Marianne Martin, lost in a 
very exciting match to her 
Panther opponent, 6-7 (6-8), 6-2, 
6-7 (3-7). The #3 seed, Darcy 
Ingham, won in straight sets, 6- 

0, 6-2. The #4 seed, Jennifer 
Keil won in straight sets, 7-5, 6- 

1. The #5 seed, Melodi Dess 
won in straight sets, 6-4, 6-1. 
The #6 seed, Jennifer Simonsen, 
fell to her Panther opponent in a 
very difficult match, 4-6, 7-6 (7- 
2), 2-6. 

Head coach Terry Acker 
pointed to the doubles slate as 
the key to the victory over Pitt. 
"We played outstanding doubles 
matches," said Acker. "We won 
all three doubles matches to 
come from behind." 

From the doubles positions, the 
teams of #1 seeded Wolkomir 
and Ingham, #2 seeded Dess and 
Keil and the #3 seeded Simonsen 
and Martin all defeated their Pitt 
opponents to come from behind 
for a 5-4 match victory. Dess 
and Keil earned the hardest 



victory, defeating their 
opponents in three frustrating 
sets, 6-7 (4-7), 7-5, 7-6 (7-5). 

Coach Acker said that host Pitt 
definitely had an advantage with 
their indoor, artificial turf courts. 

Last Thursday, the Golden 
Eagles defeated Duquesne 
University by a solid 8-2 count. 

Wolkomir continued her solid 
play from the #1 position as she 
defeated her opponent in straight 
sets, 6-2, 6-1. Martin lost her 
second match of the week from 
the #2 seed for Clarion, 0-6, 2-6. 
Ingham also fell in a tough 
match, 4-6, 3-6. Keil triumphed 
from the #4 position, 6-3, 6-1. 
Dess won in the #5 position, 6-3, 
6-0. Simonsen fell in the #6 
position, 1-6, 1-6. 

The Golden Eagles continued 
their dominant doubles play by 
winning all three matches. The 
#1 seeded team of Wolkomir and 
Ingham squeaked by with a three 
set victory, 6-3, 0-6, 7-6 (7-3). 
Both the #2 team of Dess and 
Keil and the #3 team of Martin 
and Simonsen won in straight 
sets. 

The Golden Eagles fell over 
the weekend to their PSAC-East 
opponent, Bloomsburg, by a 6-3 
margin. 

Wolkomir fell in three sets, 0- 
6, 6-2, 1-6. The only Eagle to 
win in singles play, Martin 
defeated her opponent in straight 
sets, 6-2, 6-2. Ingham fell 3-6, 
4-6. Keil lost two sets by 




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#1 seed Shara Wolkomir will lead the team into battle today, looking for PSAC honors. 



identical 3-6 scores. Dess fell 3- 
6, 4-6. Simonsen managed to 
win only one game in losing, 1- 

6,0-6/ 

Clarion dropped only one of its 
three doubles matches. 

"We didn't play well at all," 
said Acker. "Bloomsburg had 
their best match of the year. It 
may been a combination of our 
not playing aggressively and 
Bloomsburg being pumped up 
for their homecoming that 
contributed to the loss." 

Senior Marianne Martin's 



match against Bloomsburg was 
her last match of the season. 
Martin has a family commitment 
and will not be able to attend the 
PSAC Championships taking 
place today and tomorrow. 
Martin had a tremendous season 
and ends the fall 1992 season 
with an 8-3 singles record and 6- 
1 doubles mark. 

Since Martin cannot attend the 
conference championships, this 
moves every player up one 
position in the lineup. "This 
definitely makes us underdogs at 



the championships," said Acker. 
"Fortunately, everyone is excited 
and has been playing 
aggressively. We're going in 
with a positive attitude and are 
going to give it everything we 
have." 

The PSAC Championships are 
being held today and tomorrow. 
Clarion has an 8-3 overall- 
record, 4-2 in the PSAC-West (as 
of last Monday). Clarion placed 
fourth at the 1991 fall PSAC's. 
Cal was the overall winner in a 
very close competition. 



Clarion University men's basketball sponsors hoop-shoot 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The 1992-93 Clarion 
University men's basketball team 
sponsored its second annual 
Autumn Leaf Festival Three- 
Point Shoot-out this past week at 
the Clarion County Courthouse 
parking lot. 

Cost to enter the event is $1 
and half of the proceeds will go 



to assist the family of Vern 
Shingledecker. 

Shingledecker, a Clarion 
resident, was one of four men 
involved in a hunting accident in 
which the men were overcome 
by propane fumes while staying 
at a cabin in southwestern 
Quebec. 

Two of the four men were 
killed in the incident that 



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Shingledecker is the father-in- 
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individuals that were involved in 
the incident. His father, John 
Katis, was one of the two men 
killed. 

The first annual ALF Three- 
Point Shoot-out was held last 
year during ALF week and half 
of those proceeds went to the 
Ryan Evans Foundation. Last 
year's event raised over $700 



with over $350 going to the 
family of Ryan Evans to help 
pay for medical expenses. 

The shoot-out has been held 
daily at the courthouse since 
Monday. The shoot-out event 
will continue tonight from 6 p.m. 
to 10 p.m. On Friday, Saturday 
and Sunday the event will run 
throughout the day beginning 
each day at around 9 a.m. 

Individuals of any age can 
participate. Each entry will have 
30 seconds to make as many 
baskets as they can. Prizes will 
be awarded to winners of each 
age group. 



Age brackets are broken down 
into four age groups for both 
males and females. The age 
groups are 7-and-under, 8-12, 
13-16, and 17 and older. The 
winner at their respective age 
groups will receive a prize at the 
conclusion of the event on 
October 18 and a grand prize 
will be awarded to the entry who 
has made the most three-pointers 
overall. 

Daily awards have been 
presented if a contestant makes a 
set number of shots in a row. 

The basketball team and 
coaches will officiate the event. 



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Sports Opinion - Tall Cliffy predicts: 



Eagles ' secondary to stop Rypien 



What started out as a joke to 
amuse Call readers has now 
turned into a serious artecle. I 
have gone from obscurity to 
notorious fame. I now have 
english majors breathing down 
my neck (this weeks letter to the 
editor on page 3). The two 
asailants verbally abused my 
abilites as a writer. 

Alright, I'm not Woodward 
and I'm not Burnstein. Should 
that be cause for a linching? 
What is so ironic is the fact that 
for the past four years that I have 
been associated with the Call, I 
have seen many gripes by 
students of the english 
department. What I haven't seen 
is one single english major come 
into the office and volunteer or 
apply for a position with this fme 
newspaper. Seems that all they 
want to do is bitch. Oh well. . . 
its a free country, I guess they 
have the right to bitch. Besides, 
its not totally my fault. Copy and 
Design Editor A.J. Meeker is 
sopposed to find my 
grammatical errors. . . blame 
him. 

How many grammatical errors 
can you find above, boys and 
girls? 

Okay, now that I have made 
my English friends happy, let's 
get on with the predictions: 
NFL 
Philly at Washington -1 1/2 

The Eagles (4-1) suffered their 
first loss of the season against a 
strong Kansas City squad. The 
defense let down their guard and 
Dave Krieg entered and 
conquered, throwing three 
touchdown passes. Randall 
Cunningham and company had a 
very good game topping the 
Chiefs in first downs and were 
not far behind in total yardage. It 
was the defense that was the 
problem. This week should be 
different; the top rated Eagle 
defense should regroup and stop 
the Redskins' offensive attack. 

The 'Skins (3-2) had a 
tremendous game against the 



Broncos on Monday night, but 
upset many fans betting on the 
O/U. The O/U was 38 and 
Washington was threatening to 
score again, driving the ball 
down, inches from paydirt. 
Coach Joe Gibbs decided to 
down the ball, letting time run 
out on a 34-3 final. Wow! Mark 
Rypien had a great game, 
throwing for 245 yards and one 
TD. But I think the loss at the 
hands of KC will waken the 
Eagles' secondary. They will not 
allow Rypien to perform as well 
as Krieg did against them. 
Tall Cliffy 's pick: Philly 

San Diego at Indianapolis -2 

San Diego (1-4) was off last 
week. I think they needed the 
rest after beating Seattle for their 
first win of the season. This team 
needs serious help and I don't 
think that Bobby Beathard 
(Charger GM) has all the 
answers. Oh, how San Diego 
fans dream of yesteryear, when 
Don Coryell, Dan Fouts, Charlie 
Joyner and Kellen Winslow still 
ruled the NFL air waves. 

Indianapolis (3-2) came 
through for me in the clutch last 
week, but they still blew plenty 
of scoring chances to blowout 
the Jets. They can't squander the 
opportunities this week. If the 
Colts offense gives Charger 
linebacker Junior Seau (the most 
underrated defensive player in 
the league) any slim chance of 
making a big play, he will. But 
hey, maybe the Colts can do it. 
Tall Cliffy 's pick: Indy 

Houston at Denver +2 

The Oilers (4-1) have finally 
given Lorenzo White the chance 
to carry the ball, and he hasn't 
let them down. Last week, 
against the Bengals, White 
rushed for nearly 150 yards (a 
personal best). This will open up 
Moon's aerial attack, which 
needed the help. After a 
disappointing performance 
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Moon has since progressed back 
to his old self. He threw five 
touchdown passes in last week's 
win. The only question will be 
the defense. They can't give 
John Elway time to find his 
receivers, and they must keep 
him in the pocket. If they don't, 
Elway will always find the first 
down marker. 

The Broncos (4-1) are the 
worst-best team in the league. 
What do I mean? I mean I can't 
believe that they are 4-1. They 
are awful. The offense is still the 
worst in the league, as seen by 
the. humiliating loss to 
Washington. Eventually, their 
record will show just how bad 
this team is. I believe Houston 
might be the second in a series of 
embarrassments for Denver. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Houston 

College 

Alabama at Tennessee +1 

'Bama (6-0) moved to #5 
(CNN/Coaches poll, for all those 
curious) after a win against 
Tulane and a Penn State loss. To 
tell you the truth, I have not seen 
this team, but at 6-0, they must 
be as good as their ranking. 

Tennessee looked past last 
week's match against Arkansas 
and were thinking about this 
game. Arkansas upset the Vols, 
25-24. They will be at home for 
the 'Bama showdown, which is 
definitely a plus for Tennessee. 
They can't let their fans or 
Coach Majors down two weeks 
in a row. 
Tall Cliffy 'spick: Tennessee 

VU at North Carolina +6 1/2 

I read in the USA Today that 
Virginia back Terry Kirby, an 
integral part of the Cavs' 
offense, is out with a shoulder 
injury. Without him, I think that 



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UVA (5-1) will suffer an upset 

loss to the Tarheels. After all, 

UNC (4-2) almost defeated a 

very talented NC State team. 

With the points, I'll take North 

Carolina. 

Tall Cliffy's pick: : UNC 

Syracuse at West Virginia +3 

Alright, the Orangemen (4-1) 
definitely proved me wrong, last 
week, crushing the Rutgers. . . 
no, scratch that. I was rudely 
informed that it's just plain 
Rutgers. Anyway, Syracuse 
pummeled Rutgers, 50-28. But 
once again, I'm going to show 
no faith in the Orangemen. 

West Virginia (3-0-2) had a 
week off and will be ready for an 
explosive Syracuse offense. 
WVU should have fans yelling, 
"How 'bout them 'Eers?" after 
this close game. 



Tall Cliffy's pick:: WW 

That's all for this week. I 
would like to remind readers that 
my record is based on the point 
spread system. I thought it was 
obvious, but apparently, I was 
wrong (again, see page 3). I do 
encourage you to write and offer 
advice or just write to bitch. I 
promise not to ridicule you. . . 
unless, of course, you're an 
English major. Oh, by the way, I 
have taken exactly eight English 
courses (3 A's, 4 B's and a C). 
Maybe Dr. Caesar was right. 
Maybe this is a second rate 
university. . . I don't think so. 



Tall Cliffy's record 
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Personals 



Alpha Chi Rho, The surf was up, 
so we came down; Your beach 
scene was the best in town. The 
popcorn cushioned our hot dance 
floor; And jello, we couldn't ask 
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To the Zetas, Happy Founders 
Day!! I hope you all have a Great 
ALF Weekend ! ! Love, Chris. 



Phi Sigma Sigma welcomes 
Melina Zocherl and Angie 
Daugherty into the Fall '92 Teddy 
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Kurry, Congratulations on 
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Corey Burns, James Constable, 
Micheal Donahoe, Robert Drost, 
Nathan Flanagan, Scott Delval, 
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Pajama mixer. Phi Sigma Kappa. 



Hey Scott Shoaf, Have a very 
Happy Birthday. Its only a short 
drive to get crazy! (Hint) Take it 
E-Z. Sigma Phi Epsilon. P.S. 
We'll mail you some Sam Adams. 



To our neighbors Sigma Chi, 
Thanks for the awesome time last 
week. Even last minute parties 
can be fun! Love, The Sisters of 
AST P.S. -Ni ce Note Boyer! 
Theta Phi Alpha would like to 
wish our new associate members 
the members the best of luck on 
your journey towards sisterhood. 



Theta Phi Alpha, Sisters are 
forever. We need to show this 
now more than ever. Remember 
what TPA means to you. 



Sig Eps - "Swinging into ALF" 
with you guys couldn't be better! 
Thanks for all your hard work! 
Love, the Sisters of AST. 



A special thanks to Dawn Bezilla 
and Whendy Gahring for their 
creativity and patience concerning 
our float. You girls are doing a 
terrific job! We love you, The 
Sisters of AST. 




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G.R. Wasn't it. 
Congratulations. US 



NEAT! 



Congratulations on a great season 
of tennis to Roxann and Marianne. 
Good luck at States! Love, AST. 



The sisters of Alpha Sigma Tau 
would like to Congratulate Sharon 
Grove and Merrilyn Murnyack on 
being chosen for Homecoming 
Court. We couldn't be prouder of 
you girls! We love you! 



TKE - The theme didn't stick but 
that's okay. We always love 
mixing with you anyway. Love, D 
PhiE. 



Hey Sig Tau Gamma. We love 
working on the float with you. 
Let's make it a win for year #2. 
Love, D Phi E. 



Bear, Through the water and the 
rain, by the Fire and the Pain; I 
know that I will always feel the 
same. Tiger 

Happy birthday Scott "Shorty" 
Shoaf. We hope to see you soon. 
From your Sig Ep brothers. 



Kappa Theta Phi: Thanks to you, 
our letters are here. We hope you 
enjoyed the song and the beer, and 
hope to see you back next year. 
Sig Eps. 



PSEA Meeting, Wednesday, Oct. 
21st at 7 p.m. in 252 Gemmell. 
Guest speaker: Susan Creasap. 



Flounder and Brian, Elmo was 
taken, the House was shaken. The 
shoes were cruisin and we weren't 
snoozin. So boys, no more 
boozen! Donna, Kimmy and 

Snuffy. 

Merrilyn and Sharon: Congrat- 
ulations on making Homecoming 
Court. Good Luck - Love, Monica 



Phi Sigma Kappa: Thanks for 
sponsoring me during 

homecoming. I really appreciated 
the support. Love, Valerie. 



To the residents of 70 N.5. AVE.- 
ALF week is here!! We had better 
start getting ready for the CBB! 
Should we put a mattress under the 
awning? Maybe we should ask 
Donny. Have a Great Weekend! 
Love, Mik. 

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From the backpages 

Lindros receives rude awakening from Quebec 



AP stories compiled by 
Jon Q. Sitter 
Sports Editor 

PA Sports 

Lindros visits Quebec 

Rookie center Eric Lindros 
made his NHL debut on the 
Quebec Nordique ice on 



Tuesday, only he was wearing 
the orange and black of the 
Philadelphia Flyers. Lindros 
snubbed Quebec after the 
Nordiques picked him number 
one, overall, in 1991. Refusing 
to sign with Quebec, he was 
eventually traded to the Flyers 
for first-round draft picks in 
1993 and 1994, six players and 
15 million dollars. 



Lindros was led into the stadium 
through the back door by extra 
security, Monday night for 
practice. 

The city didn't forget Lindros' 
snub. CHIK FM radio, which 
broadcasts the Nordiques' 
games, urged fans to show up 
with baby pacifiers and bibs to 
razz Lindros for what they feel 
was his spoiled brat approach to 



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the Nordiques' situation. The 
station handed out three- 
thousand pacifiers at the door. 
The pacifiers found there way 
onto the ice at times and Lindros 
was razzed all night. He barely 
seemed phased by all of the 
hoopla, though. For the night, 
the rookie scored two goals, and 
even shrugged off a Nordique 
who was looking for a fight. 

Why so mad? 

The trade with Philadelphia 
has changed Quebec from a 
listless club, a non-playoff team 
for the last five seasons, into one 
of the NHL's most explosive 
offensive teams - They are 3-0 
and have scored 20 goals. 

Monday Night debut 

Pittsburgh Steelers rookie head 
coach Bill Cowher will make 
another debut next week - on 
Monday Night Football. The 
Steelers host the Bengals at 
Three Rivers Stadium, in a batde 
of two teams that started fast, but 
have collapsed of late. The 
Steelers have lost two straight 
games against teams playing 
their back-up quarterback. 



Boomer is questionable 

The Cincinnati Bengals may be 
without their starting QB 
Boomer Esiason when they 
battle the Pittsburgh Steelers 
next Monday. He is listed as 
questionable with a severely 
bruised passing arm. He took a 
helmet just below the elbow in 
the fourth quarter, Sunday, 
during the Bengals 38-24 loss to 
Houston. When Esiason came 
off of the field holding his left 
arm on Sunday, many of the fans 
at Riverfront Stadium cheered. 

Finale of WVU - Penn St. 
series 

The kickoff for the October 24 
game between #9 Penn State and 
#24 West Virginia has* been 
shifted from 1:00 p.m. to 3:38 
p.m. to accomodate television. 
The game will be the last 
scheduled in the 88 year-old 
series between the two schools. 
The universities say it will be 
telecast by ABC. Penn State 
leads the series 47-9-2. It is 
dropping West Virginia from its 
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Volume 74, Issue 7 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 22, 1992 



In 
This 
Issue 



News 

Group questions politicians 

A local group, known as 
Rally, sent questionaires to 
state congress and 
candidates pg. 5 

Features 

Queen Crowned 

1992 Homecoming Queenl 
Mamie McMluskey was 
crowned this past] 
weekend............. pg. 9 



Sports 



Eagles take second win 

Golden Eagle football team I 
earns homecoming victory! 
over Lock Haven pg.15 



Clarion's 

leather Outlook 

Thursday: Cloudy with aj 
chance of rain, high 55 
Friday: Partly sunny, high 34 
Saturday: Cloudy, high 50 
Sunday: Partly sunny, high 55 ] 
Monday: Sunny, high 55 
Tuesday: Cloudy, high 43 
Wednesday: Partly cloudy] 
some snow, high 46 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

Features pg. 9 

ALF. pg. 10 

TV listing.. pg. 14 

Sports pg.15 

Classifieds pg.19 



College age voters major focus 
for presidential campaigns 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



As the election comes down 
to the wire, a segment of the 
population that has traditionally 
been ignored by politicians is 
now being courted on the 
national scene. 

The 18 to 24 year-old age 
group, of which only 36 percent 
went to the polls in 1988, is 
expected to reach 86 percent 
participation in this year's 
election, according to a survey 
by U. The National College 
Magazine. 

The interest of the college age 
voters has varied through the 
years. In 1972, the first year 18 
year-olds could vote, 49.6 
percent participated in the 
election, according to U. But by 
1988, the percentage had 
plummeted by 13.4 points, over 
two times the decline in all 
American voters in the same 
time frame. 

"Smart politicians are 
refocusing efforts on campus, 
especially to bring in a new and 
empowered electorate," said 
Mike Dolan, field director for 
Rock the Vote, a non-profit 
organization promoting student 
voter registration drives 
nationwide, in a College Press 




AP photo 
Presidential candidates Governor Bill Clinton (L), Ross Perot (C) and President George 
Bush laugh October 19 after the conclusion of the third and final debate, held at the 
Wharton Center of Michigan State University. 



"Both campaigns are reaching 
out to young people. There is 
anxiety about the future of our 
country," said Tony Zagotta, 
president of College 
Republicans, in article. 
"America is in a transitional 
period. This election will decide 



"Both campaigns are reaching 
out to young people. " 



Service (CPS) article. 

According to Census Bureau 
figures in the same story, 26 
million men and women of 
college age are eligible to vote, 
with about 40 percent of this 
population currently registered. 
In comparison, approximately 
40.7 million people are between 
the ages of 25 and 44, with 58 
percent registered to vote. 
Americans aged 65 years and 
older have the highest 
percentage registered, at 76 
percent. 



what path the U.S. will take into 
the 21st century." 

While both the Republican and 
Democratic parties claim to have 
the majority of college voters, 
the U. poll shows 39 percent of 
college students registered align 
with the Democratic party, 25 
percent registered Republican 
and 23 percent reported no party 
affiliation. 

The three issues of most 
concern to college students, the 
poll said, were the Job Market, 
the environment and the abortion 



issue. Closely following were 
higher education, economic 
growth and health care. 

Shots have been fired back and 
forth over these issues in the 
presidential race. 

Some in the Democratic camp 
have charged that President Bush 
failed as the environmental 
president. However, according 
to a Newsweek article, that is 
only the perception, not the truth. 

The article said in his four 
years as president, Bush passed 
the breakthrough Clean Air Act, 
designed to abolish smog in 
urban areas; reduced oil 
exploration in offshore areas; 
increased abolition of CFC's and 
enacted protective measures. 
The sum of Bush's 
environmental accomplishments 
exceeds those of the Carter 
administration. 

Conversely, Republicans have 
charged that if Clinton were 
elected, he would trade jobs for 
conservation. Newsweek said 



this is a possibility, but not a 
likelihood. Claims that 
environmental protection takes 
away jobs is hard to justify with 
evidence. According to 
Newsweek, "Environmental 
protection was a growth industry 
during the late 1980 s, booming 
at 15 percent a year. As many as 
a million jobs have been created 
in this sector." 

In the Pacific Northwest, 
center of the Spotted Owl 
controversy, the owl protection is 
forcing the loss of some jobs, but 
more unemployment in the 
logging industry is caused by 
automation, which has been 
assisted by Bush and Reagan tax 
helps for capital investment, 
Newsweek reported. 

H. Ross Perot, the third 
candidate for president, has 
made virtually no reference to 
this issue, said Newsweek, and 
has no identifiable record to 
evaluate. 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student newspaper 



Page 28 - The Clarion Call - 10-15-92 

From the back pases 

Lindros receives rude awakening from Quebec 



,4/* stories compiled by 
Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



PA Sports 

Lindros visits Quebec 

Rookie center Eric Lindros 
made his NHL debut on the 
Quebec Nordique ice on 



Tuesday, only he was wearing 
the orange and black of the 
Philadelphia Flyers. Lindros 
snubbed Quebec after the 
Nordiques picked him number 
one, overall, in 1991. Refusing 
to sign with Quebec, he was 
eventually traded to the Flyers 
for first-round draft picks in 
1993 and 1994, six players and 
15 million dollars. 



Lindros was led into the stadium 
through the back door by extra 
security, Monday night for 
practice. 

The city didn't forget Lindros' 
snub. CHIK FM radio, which 
broadcasts the Nordiques' 
games, urged fans to show up 
with baby pacifiers and bibs to 
razz Lindros for what they feel 
was his spoiled brat approach to 



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the Nordiques' situation. The 
station handed out three- 
thousand pacifiers at the door. 
The pacifiers found there way 
onto the ice at times and Lindros 
was razzed all night. He barely 
seemed phased by all of the 
hoopla, though. For the night, 
the rookie scored two goals, and 
even shrugged off a Nordique 
who was looking for a fight. 

Why so mad? 

The trade with Philadelphia 
has changed Quebec from a 
listless club, a non-playoff team 
for the last five seasons, into one 
of the NHL's most explosive 
offensive teams - They are 3-0 
and have scored 20 goals. 

Monday Night debut 

Pittsburgh Steelers rookie head 
coach Bill Cowher will make 
another debut next week - on 
Monday Night Football. The 
Steelers host the Bengals at 
Three Rivers Stadium, in a batUe 
of two teams that started fast, but 
have collapsed of late. The 
Steelers have lost two straight 
games against teams playing 
their back-up quarterback. 



Boomer is questionable 

The Cincinnati Bengals may be 
without their starting QB 
Boomer Esiason when they 
battle the Pittsburgh Steelers 
next Monday. He is listed as 
questionable with a severely 
bruised passing arm. He took a 
helmet just below the elbow in 
the fourth quarter, Sunday, 
during the Bengals 38-24 loss to 
Houston. When Esiason came 
off of the field holding his left 
arm on Sunday, many of the fans 
at Riverfront Stadium cheered. 

Finale of WVU - Penn St. 
series 

The kickoff for the October 24 
game between #9 Penn State and 
#24 West Virginia has been 
shifted from 1:00 p.m. to 3:38 
p.m. to accomodate television. 
The game will be the last 
scheduled in the 88 year-old 
series between the two schools. 
The universities say it will be 
telecast by ABC. Penn State 
leads the series 47-9-2. It is 
dropping West Virginia from its 
schedule next season, when it 
joins the Big Ten. 




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Volume 74, Issue 7 The student newspaper 



of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 22, 1992 



<» 



In 
This 
Issue 



News • 

Group questions politicians 

«A local group, known asj 
Rally, sent qucstionaires to] 
'state congress and! 
candidates pg- 5 



Features 

Queen Crowned 

1992 Homecoming Queenj 
Marnie McMluskey was! 
crowned this past] 
weekend pg-9 



Sports 



Eagles take second win 

Golden Eagle football teamj 
earns homecoming victory] 
over Lock Haven pg.15 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Cloudy with a] 
chance of rain, high 55 
'Friday: Partly sunny, high 34 
Saturday: Cloudy, high 50 
Sunday: Partly sunny, high 55 
Monday: Sunny, high 55 
Tuesday: Cloudy, high 43 
Wednesday: Partly cloudy 
some snow, high 46 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News Pg- 5 

Features pg- 9 

ALF. pg- 10 

TV listing pg- 14 

Sports pg!5 

Classifieds pg*9 



College age voters major focus 
for presidential campaigns 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



As the election comes down 
to the wire, a segment of the 
population that has traditionally 
been ignored by politicians is 
now being courted on the 
national scene. 

The 18 to 24 year-old age 
group, of which only 36 percent 
went to the polls in 1988, is 
expected to reach 86 percent 
participation in this year's 
election, according to a survey 
by U. The National College 
Magazine. 

The interest of the college age 
voters has varied through the 
years. In 1972, the first year 18 
year-olds could vote, 49.6 
percent participated in the 
election, according to U. But by 
1988, the percentage had 
plummeted by 13.4 points, over 
two times the decline in all 
American voters in the same 
time frame. 

"Smart politicians are 
refocusing efforts on campus, 
especially to bring in a new and 
empowered electorate," said 
Mike Dolan, field director for 
Rock the Vote, a non-profit 
organization promoting student 
voter registration drives 
nationwide, in a College Press 




AP photo 

Presidential candidates Governor Bill Clinton (L), Ross Perot (C) and r^Gtorge 
Bush laugh October 19 after the conclusion of the third and final debate, held at the 
Wharton Center of Michigan State University. 



"Both campaigns are reaching 
out to young people. There is 
anxiety about the future of our 
country," said Tony Zagotta, 
president of College 
Republicans, in article. 
"America is in a transitional 
period. This election will decide 



"Both campaigns are reaching 
out to young people. " 



Service (CPS) article. 

According to Census Bureau 
figures in the same story, 26 
million men and women of 
college age are eligible to vote, 
with about 40 percent of this 
population currently registered. 
In comparison, approximately 
40.7 million people are between 
the ages of 25 and 44, with 58 
percent registered to vote. 
Americans aged 65 years and 
older have the highest 
percentage registered, at 76 
percent. 



what path the U.S. will take into 
the 21st century." 

While both the Republican and 
Democratic parties claim to have 
the majority of college voters, 
the U. poll shows 39 percent of 
college students registered align 
with the Democratic party, 25 
percent registered Republican 
and 23 percent reported no party 
affiliation. 

The three issues of most 
concern to college students, the 
poll said, were the Job Market, 
the environment and the abortion 



issue. Closely following were 
higher education, economic 
growth and health care. 

Shots have been fired back and 
forth over these issues in the 
presidential race. 

Some in uie Democratic camp 
have charged that President Bush 
failed as the environmental 
president. However, according 
to a Newsweek article, that is 
only the perception, not the truth. 
The article said in his four 
years as president, Bush passed 
the breakthrough Clean Air Act, 
designed to abolish smog in 
urban areas; reduced oil 
exploration in offshore areas; 
increased abolition of CFC's and 
enacted protective measures. 
The sum of Bush's 
environmental accomplishments 
exceeds those of the Carter 
administration. 

Conversely, Republicans have 
charged that if Clinton were 
elected, he would trade jobs for 
conservation. Newsweek said 



this is a possibility, but not a 
likelihood. Claims that 
environmental protection takes 
away jobs is hard to justify with 
evidence. According to 
Newsweek, "Environmental 
protection was a growth industry 
during the late 1980 s, booming 
at 15 percent a year. As many as 
a million jobs have been created 
in this sector." 

In the Pacific Northwest, 
center of' the Spotted Owl 
controversy, the owl protection is 
forcing the loss of some jobs, but 
more unemployment in the 
logging industry is caused by 
automation, which has been 
assisted by Bush and Reagan tax 
helps for capital investment, 
Newsweek reported. 

H. Ross Perot, the third 
candidate for president, has 
made virtually no reference to 
this issue, said Newsweek, and 
has no identifiable record to 
evaluate. 



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Leave me alone 

in the 

mornings 



I am not a morning person by 
any stretch of the imagination. 
One of my staunchest beliefs as 
a human being is: people have 
the right to stay up until the wee 
hours of the morning, arise 
moments before a scheduled 
class (breakfast and shower 
optional) and to go about your 
morning business as cranky as a 
wild-cat caught in a clothes dryer 
because you didn't get enough 
sleep the night before. 

Number two on my list of 
staunch beliefs is: people have 
the right to be undisturbed in 
their state of the morning 
grouchies by cheery, happy-go- 
lucky, so darned friendly that 
you'd like to choke that smile 
right off their beaming faces, 
MORNING PEOPLE. Yes, more 
dreaded than a second coming of 
the black death or another 
"Honey I Shrunk the Kids" 
movie is the Morning Person to 

me. 

As I see it, there are different 
ways that people deal with 
mornings-here defined as those 
hours of the day between legal 
sunrise and lunch. How a person 
deals with the morning 
determines which of three 
personality categories that he or 
she may fall into. 

1. Regular People: regular 
people are defined as that 
segment of the population that is 
generally on time and can be up 
and running with less than three 
cups of donut-shop coffee. 
Basically, these are your status- 
quo people, covering roughly 3/4 
of the worlds population and 
who probably would never 
knowingly antagonize 
personality type number two. 

2. People like me: this is a hard- 
core category, folks- things will 
start to get ugly here, people like 




Scott Dillon 

me are, thankfully for the rest of 
you, rare, but we're out here. I 
guarantee that you know a 
couple of us. We never make it 
to any scheduled class on time 
until after 10 a.m., because we 
never went to sleep until after 3 
a.m. Instead, we were up 
studying, chatting about affairs 
of state, or out exercising 
staunch right number three: 
people have the right to over- 
indulge in merry making. 
Generally our appearance 
resembles that of unkempt ogres 



{Conl. on pg. 4) 



I would like to commend a 
certain group of people for their 
work during the Autumn Leaf 
weekend. 

The various police departments 
of Clarion were very lenient with 
parties hosted by university 
students. In fact, I noticed that 
police were simply driving 
through Clarion, telling 
pedestrians to stay off the roads. 
They were simply making sure 
that no drunk driving disasters 
occurred. Very commendable. 

The different police 
departments handled this* once a 
year 'festival with great tolerance. 
I am not stating that underage 
drinking should be condoned by 
law enforcement, but the various 

officers simply knew that 
underage drinking is just 
something that happens 
everywhere during ALF. They 
were more concerned with 
saving lives. Very commendable. 
Something, however, happened 
to me this weekend that still 
causes me to feel inferior as a 
college student. Saturday 
morning I was scheduled to 
work in the press box at 
Memorial Stadium during the 
Golden Eagles' football game. I 
had to inform a state trooper of 
my business in order to get into 
the stadium. This is where my 



problem began. 

"Well, Mr. Press Box, did you 
know that your inspection sticker 
has expired?" he asked 
sarcastically. 

Anyway, he asked me to pull 
over. To make a long story short, 
I was given a ticket. He made it 
sound like he was doing me a 
favor when he stated that I was 
only being fined two dollars. 
However, he had a huge smile on 
his face when he handed me the 
$61 dollar ticket ($10 E.M.S., 
$30 C.A.T., etc.). 

Now, I know that I am wrong. 
I deserve the fine. But it is the 
way in which the officer 
(unnamed to protect those 
involved) handled the situation. 
He didn't have to call me "Mr. 
Press Box." He didn't have to 
say I was only getting fined two 
dollars. 

This is exactly what has 
happened during my tenure at 
Clarion. It has always been 
"Cops vs. Students." Why is 
this? Because someone looks to 
be between the ages of 18-25, 
police think the worst. 
Stereotyping someone is wrong, 
no matter what the situation is. 

So I would like to say to both 
parties, respect each other. If you 
don't, Clarion might find itself in 
a situation similar to what 
happened in L.A. last spring. 



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freedom can be suppressed by 
forces of power and influence, 
and the fear of reprisal. 

There is a story happening 
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News-Patriot, the Erie Times 
News, the Leader-Vindicator, the 
Leader -Times, the Brookville 
American, the Oil City Derrick, 
and the Clarion News. 

As a contributing writer for 
this paper, I must now step 
outside that position. I submit 
this piece as a letter to the editor, 
the entire content is of my own 
opinion and of previously 
published news articles from The 
Clarion News. I write this 
because the bulk of the story 
broke over the summer, while 
most of my fellow students were 
out of the area. 

Clarion University, at one 
time, was the base for two state 
programs, Pennsylvania Science 
Teachers Education Program 
(Pa. STEP) and Information 
Technology for the 

Commonwealth (ITEC). The 
director of these two programs 
was Dr. Kenneth Mechling, chair 
of the CUP Biology department. 
Now consider these items: 
Pa.STEP/ITEC were 
programs administered by 
PHEAA, of which, Rep. David 
Wright, D-63, is chair of the 
board of directors. (Clarion 
News, 7-9-92) 

An Office of Inspector 
General (OIG) report "indicates 
the OIG investigation develop 
'substantial evidence' that 
Mechling as both an independent 
contractor and in his capacity as 
director of these PHEAA-funded 
programs, made, signed and 
renewed numerous contracts 
with School Science Services 
Inc., a company he owns and of 
which he is president. This 
appears to constitute (an alleged) 
violation of the State Adverse 
Interest Act . . . which prohibits 
state employees such as Dr. 
Mechling from benefiting from 
programs which they 
administer." (Clarion News, 7- 
23-92). 

David Wright, (D-63) was 
the author of the legislation 
which created Pa.STEP/ITEC. 

Dr. Mechling was a manager 
for previous Wright campaigns 
for public office. (Clarion News, 
7-9-92) 

In my opinion, and apparently 
in the states' opinion, there are 
some conflicts of interest here on 
both men's part. But hold on, I 
have more for you to consider; 
on-going OIG investigations are 
studying the following 
ALLEGATIONS; 



- "Considerable evidence has 
been obtained to support the 
allegation that political activity 
occurred 'within Pa.STEP and 
ITEC. A number of current and 
former employees have stated 
that they participated in a variety 
of policical activities in support 
of David Wright."' (Clarion 
News, 9-23-92) 

- "The allegations contend 
employees of the two programs 
were paid to put up Wright 
campaign signs during working 
hours and that staff members 
were allegedly asked to donate 
evening hours to help prepare for 
Wright campaign mailings. 
(Clarion News, 9-23-92) 

- "several current and former 
employees have allegedly 
admitted 'participating in other 
political activity during normal 
work hours at Dr. Mechling's 
direction. These activities 
(allegedly) included circulating 
petitions, hanging signs, 
producing political materials for 
mailings and using Common- 
wealth PANET telephones to 
solicit votes in support of Rep. 
Wright's campaigns.' "The OIG 
report also alleges investigators 
discovered evidence that PSTEP 
and ITEC owned equipment also 
used for Wright campaigns. 'A 
former Clarion University 
Graduate Assistant and employee 
in these PHEAA-funded program 
areas has admitted that she was 
put in charge of a political 
compaign project to (allegedly) 
support Rep. Wright (allegedly) 
at the direction of Dr. Mechling 
in 1986. The employee reported 
(allegedly) utilizing program area 
computers, printers and copy 
machines to compile large 
volumes of mailings in "Wright 
Campaign" letterheads. The 
employee (allegedly) was also 
responsible for merging PSTEP 
and ITEC address information of 
participants and staff into a 
database for use in mailing of 
Rep. Wright campaign materials.' 
The OIG report also alleges 
former program employees 
alleged PSTEP Assistant 
Director Bruce Smith and 
program area clerk John 
McCullough 'utilized normal 
work hours to (allegedly) hand 
Rep. Wright campaign signs in 
the Clarion, PA community. 
When interviewed by the OIG 
both Smith and McCollough 
admitted to this activity, but cited 
a verbal makeup time agreement 



authorized by Dr. Mechling, 
whereby, programs area time 
missed for political activity 
. during normal working hours 
would allegedly be made up 
later,' alleges the report. 
'McCullough (allegedly) stated 
that this makeup time policy 
operated on an "honor system" 
and admitted that there were no 
records reflecting the actual time 
spent hanging campaign signs, 
or that the time was actually 
made up later.'" (Clarion News, 
9-23-92) 

- "that personnel within the 
biology department of Clarion 
University (allegedly) utilized 
Commonwealth PANET tele- 
phones for the purpose of 
soliciting votes for Rep. Wright 
at the instruction of Dr. 
Mechling. A former program 
area employee (allegedly) 
complained about the 
inconvenience of making 
telephone campaign calls and 
told OIG investigators that the 
staff felt that if they refused to 
participate in this telephone 
campaigning they would be 
putting their jobs in 
jeopardy."'(Clarion News, 9-23- 
92) 

"The Attorney General's office 
has declined to comment on the 
specifics of the investigation, but 
has confirmed it is under way." 
(Clarion News, 9-23-92) 

I think this is a major news 
story on this campus. Both Dr. 
Mechling and Rep. Wright work 
on this campus. Clarion 
University is in Wright's 63rd 
district. It involves our state's 
money. Yet you have, until now, 
read nothing about it in this 
newspaper. A student-run 
newspaper should not operate 
under pressure to print only good 
PR stories and fluff. If 
something involves students, 
professors, university policy, 
taxpayer money, or possible 
wrongdoing by any of the 
aforementioned, it should be 
published without fear of 
reprisals 

Power, influence, and lawsuits 
are factors that can squelch free 
press if left unchecked. DON'T 
LET IT HAPPEN. . . DEMAND 
TO KNOW WHAT IS GOING 
ON AROUND YOU!! 

-Rodney Sherman 

Soph. Communications. 

Editor's note: The Attorney 

General's office is still 

investigating the case. 



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until mid-afternoon because we 
are not capable of transmutating 
back to our friendly human 
forms until 10:30 or 11 a.m. at 
the earliest. Needless to say, 
speech, if any, is monosyllabic at 
best and most likely 
unintelligible. Note that this 
article is pertinent to over 3/4 of 
the world's population because 
the lines between regular people 
and people like me are not cast 
in stone. We all move between 
the two categories at times, so 
listen up all of you regular 
people out there! As the crucifix 
is to the vampire or the silver 
bullet is to the werewolf, so is 
personality type number three to 
us. 

3. Morning People: the 
percentage of the world's 
population that is member to this 
vile and sinister clan is 
unknown: these people are just 
too annoying to study. At a 
glance, the term "Morning 
Person" seems simple enough: a 
person who enjoys the morning 
and who needs one cup or less of 
donut shop coffee to be up and 
running. But as read, this 
popularly accepted definition of 
the term is not all encompassing 
and must be expanded. 



Dear Editor- 
Students- would you like to 
save $600 next year? Sure, you 
can work some extra hours next 
semester, or save the money that 
you recieve for your birthday or 
Christmas, but there is another 
way to save money that is 
actually much easier. It is as 
simple as writing a letter or 
making a telephone call to the 
Governer of this great state- 
Robert Casey. As you read this 
letter the 1993-1994 state system 
appropriations request is being 
forwarded to the Governors 
office for his consideration. 

On October 15, the Board of 
Governors of the SSHE, which I 
am a member, voted on the 1993- 
94 appropriations request. In 
layman's terms- this is the money 
that the 14 state schools needs to 
operate in the 1993-94 fiscal 
year. To meet its mandatory and 
inflationary cost increases the 
Board voted on a request of 
$783,783,417. Of this amount, 
$13,000,000 is a special 
component which restores the 
3.5% reduction in the system's 
base 1992-93 appropriation. The 
appropriation will support an 



You see, it's not just the sunrise 
and a big bowl of grape Nuts 
that makes these demons so 
jolly, oh no. I have come to the 
conclusion that the Morning 
Person derives a significant 
amount (most?) of their 
demented morning pleasure by 
antagonizing, in terrorist- like 
fashion, everyone in their rose- 
scented wake who has the 
misfortune of being a Non- 
Morning Person. 

A typical 8 a.m. attack goes 
something like this: 

MP: "Hey Scott, how ya doin 
buddy? Beautiful Morning isn't 
it?" 

ME: (spoken through unbrushed 
teeth, unshaven beard and with 
eyes open barely enough to 
avoid being run over by milk 
truck) "Arfle-shmarfle...ack- 
ack-ack...filfendimple." 

MP: "Your're gonna have to 
speak up old pal, old buddy, old 
chum of mine, because I can't 
hear you through your hood. 
You've got your sweat-shirt on 
backwards." 

ME: "I'm fine," I grunt and start 
to stagger off in the general 
direction of the class I'm already 
five minutes late for. 

MP: "Oh that's just wonderful! 



I'm soooo glad to hear it. It's 
soooo nice to see you. It just 
made my morning. By the way, 
I'm doing 300 hours of 
community service next week- 
me and some of my buddies are 
going to clean up a medical 
waste dump and turn it into a 
play groundgroum 1 for 
underprivileged squirrels in the 
area, and I was just wondering if 
you would like to help and ...hey, 
where are you going? Wait up! 
Hey, come back... Don't run so 
darn fast! Well at least have a 
nice day! (Then laughing 
demonically, he speaks to 
himself) Heh-heh-heh-heh- 
heh...Boy did I ever get him 
good! I thought he was going to 
be violently ill when I mentioned 
community service! It's too bad 
that I didn't make him vomit, 
then I would've been able to 
carry on today without 
emotionally battering anyone 
else but hey, you win some, you 
lose some. ( Then to the next 
poor vititm) Hey Jeff. How ya 
doin old buddy, old pal of mine?" 
And so the beat goes on and on 
and on, seemingly ad infinitum. 
Well darn it. I'm sick of it! 
Something must be done to stop 
this primeval, torturous abuse! 



Letters. . . 

(ConL from pg. 2) 



increase of $49,141,823 or 6.93% 
over 1992-93s planned 
expenditures. If the state does 
not appropriate the money that is 
needed it could mean a $600 
tuition increase next year. 

You might wonder how your 
letter or phone call will help. If 
500 students from Clarion, 500 
students from Edinboro and 
every other state school sends 
500 letters maybe- just maybe 
Governor Casey will realize that 
students in the Commonwealth 
and especially within the State 
System of Higher Education, are 
concerned about their education. 

The president of the National 
Association of Independent 
Colleges and Universities could 
not have said it better, "We've 



simply got to do a better job of 
getting people to understand the 
investment in education has a 
greater payoff than almost 
anything else we could do in our 
country." Wake up Clarion! 
Voice your opinions now! It is 
never to early to start planning. 

Please stop by the Student 
Senate office or feel free to 
contact me if you have any 
questions or if you would like to 
get involved. 



Monica Douglas is a 

Member of Board of Governors 

State System of Higher 

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Trying to talk sense to these 
weirdos is about as productive as 
trying to gain legislation for an 
open-season/no bag limit varmint 
season on them. I suppose that I 
will have to resort to begging. 

So to all of you Morning 
People out there: (I'll try to be 
rather civil as I am writing this at 
2 a.m., my friendly time of the 
day) please, please, in the name 
of all that is not so holy but 
occurs before 10 a.m. leave me 
the heck alone. Please! If you 
should see me staggering across 
campus looking like something 
the cat dragged in, make way! I 
am undoubtedly late for class and 
have no time to exchange verbal 
pleasantries with you. Gun-shots 
yes. Verbal pleasantries never! If 
I look cranky in class, don't you 
dare say, "Smile!" If I were lo see 
you getting taken out by a pit- 
bull, OK, but otherwise you're 
just asking for trouble. And 
heaven help you if you say to me, 
"My aren't you just a wee bit 
cranky this morning. Did you 
wake up on the wrong side of the 
bed or did you just forget to take 
your happy pills?" I don't even 
want to talk about the 
consequences of that one. And 
hey, any time after 10 a.m., I'll 



be more than glad to shoot the 
breeze with you and be a 
wonderfully polite and articulate 
human being (well, most of the 
time anyway). 

I guess that I can give all of 
you Morning People out there 
the benefit of the doubt. Perhaps 
you are not the vindictive little 
troglodytes that I think you arc, 
but rather you are just a little 
misdirected with your morning 
mirth. You may think the rest of 
us are as overjoyed to see 8 a.m. 
roll around as you are. Well, let 
me be the first to enlighten you 
and suggest how people make 
me feel. Getting up for an 8 a.m. 
class is only somewhat less 
amusing than spending the 
morning in the electric chair, and 
that you "wake up" (ha-ha-ha). 
You should leave those of us 
who are obviously still semi- 
comatose the heck alone. 

Well, it's now 2:45 a.m., and 
my article is finally done. I'm 
going to get some sleep now 
because I have to get up for an 8 
a.m. class. I will see you all 
tomorrow. Goodnight, and bear 
in mind what you have 
read.. .Please! 

Scott Dillon is a junior 
Communication Major. 



Editor's note: The Clarion Call would like to acknowledge Mr. 
Clare Heidler and Mr. Dave Fagan for their rapid response to last 
week's Call editorial. Although it is still warm in the Call office 
in the evenings, we appreciate the attention to the pro-blem. 
We would also like to note that the repairman in last week's issue 
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Rally" questions politicians 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



On September 28, 1992, the 
candidates for Pennsylvania state 
senator and representative were 
given a questionnaire asking 
whether they would support 
amendments to Act 108. They 
were also asked whether or not 
they would vote for a $12,000 
per year increase in legislation 
salaries. 

Dr. Robert W. Barrickman, 
leader of a Clarion 
headquartered coalition called 
Rally, devised the questionnaire. 

During a public rally held on 
August 9, 1992, Barrickman 
asked Senator Tim Shaffer to file 
legislation to amend Act 108. 
Shaffer agreed to the legislation. 
The amendment changes would 
ensure proper health, safety and 
welfare, quality air and water to 
citizens, wildlife and aquatic life 
if waste incinerators were placed 
in the destinated areas in 
Pennsylvania. 

The exisiting Act 108 does not 
protect animals and humans 
from being contaminated from 
heavy metals and many other 
poisons. Many animals are free 
to go in and out of the hazardous 
waste sites. The animals would 
be contaminated game for those 
who hunt wildlife. 

The second question asked 
whether or not state senators and 
representatives would vote for a 
$12,000 per year increase in 
legislator's salaries. 

Barrickman said, "We mailed 
questionnaires to all the 
candidates for state senator and 
representative for the purpose of 
polling politicians on voting 
themselves another raise in 
salary." 

Barrickman emphasized, 
"Taxpayers can't afford any 
more tax burdens, especially in 
these trying economic times. The 
legislators must be held 
accountable by their voting 
constituents." 

Of the 445 questionnaires 
mailed to candidates, a total of 
77 completed questionnaires or 
replies were received by October 
12. Candidates were asked to 
mail their completed 



questionnaires by October 7. 

Of the 196 questionnaires 
mailed to incumbent candidates, 
only 14 completed the 
questionaires and a total of 249 
questionnaires were mailed to 
challengers. They accounted for 
77 completed questionnaires 
received. 

Barrickman said, "It is clear a 
large percentage (93%) of the 
incumbents avoided answering 
the questionnaire. Voters should 
consider holding them 
accountable at the election polls 
in November." 

Barrickman added, "Now the 
voter, especially the undecided 
voter, has more criteria to 
determine how he or she will 
vote because two top issues have 
been addressed in the 
questionnnaire." 

"I had hoped the legislature 
would convene before November 
to pass Senator Shaffer's Senate 
Bill 1951, so we could hold the 



politicians accountable at the 
November election ballot box. 
However, we obtained the 
candidate's pledges to vote 
against increases in salaries and 
to vote for certain amendments 
to Act 108," said Barrickman. 

The results of the questionnaire 
were made available to general 
assembly, conservation and 
outdoor organizations 

throughout Pennsylvania, the 
news media and other concerned 
organizations. 

This was for the purpose of 
informing the public of the 
results before the November 
general election. 

Barrickman was defeated in his 
quest for the Republican 
nomination for state 
representative in the 63rd district 
by Fred Mcllhattan in this past 
spring's primary elections. 

Some respondents to the 
survey answered with 
explanations, neither a yes or no. 




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Dr. Robert Barrickman, head of a local group known as 
"Rally," questioned politicians about their actions. 



SCJ initiates new members 



by Ray Henderson 
Photography Editor 



Clarion University's chapter of 
the Society for Collegiate 
Journalists (SCJ) held their 
annual initiation banquet on 
Thursday, October 15, at the 
Holiday Inn in Clarion. 

Opening remarks were given 
by the student president of 
Clarion's SCJ, Michelle Sporer, 
who is also editor-in-chief of the 
Call. 

The first speaker was the 
chapter advisor, Ms. Susan 
Hilton. Hilton said that now is a 
critical time for all jounalists, 
due to the negative image of 
journalists in the eyes of the 
public. She also pointed out the 
fact that most news coverage in 
the United States now focuses on 
domestic rather than 
international news. 
"Since we are moving towards a 
more international society," 
Hilton said, "we should stress 
internationalism in the news we 
cover." 

Hilton also stated that most 



people today want to hear "news 
that is useful rather than news 
that is important," using Ann 
Landers' syndicated column as 
an example. 

"I notice a disturbing lack of 
interest in issues that you, as 
citizens, must deal with," she 
said. 

The keynote speaker for the 
evening was Mr. Arthur Barlow, 
national executive director of 
SCJ. 

"This is the best of times and 
the worst of times for this 
organization," said Barlow, "and 
we need to enlist your aid to 
shore up this organization. . . and 
get the Clarion chapter on line." 

Barlow went on to speak of 
some of the organizations that 
SCJ is involved with on the 
national level and what they do. 

First, he spoke about the 
Society of Professional 
Journalists, which is a national 
organization for working 
journalists. According to 
Barlow, the Society for 
Professional Journalists will 
accept members of SCJ after 



they graduate, provided that they 
are working within the field of 
journalism. SCJ advises them 
annually about graduating 
members. Barlow says that this 
helps to "pipeline SCJ members 
into the professional Society." 

He then talked about the 
Student Press Law Center, which 
advises student journalists across 
the nation as to what can be 
printed or broadcast without fear 
of legal repercussion. He said 
the Center is a valuable aid to 
student journalists, due to their 
"front-line" approach and easy 
accessibility. 

"At the Student Press Law 
Center," said Barlow, "every 
student journalist has a lawyer 
on retainer. If you ever have any 
quavers, any doubts, any 
worries, call them." 

He produced a copy of the 
Report, the Center's quarterly 
national publication, which 
included the results of a libel suit 
brought against the Clarion Call 
by former Athletic Director 
Richard Besnier. 

With the help of the Student 



Press Law Center, the Call was 
able to have the case dismissed 
from court. "Fear of litigation 
has had a chilling effect on the 
press," he commented. 

Finally, Barlow mentioned the 
First Amendment Congress, an 
organization which was formed 
to interpret and defend the rights 
given to Americans in the First 
Amendment to the Bill of 
Rights. 

SCJ is currently an associate 
member, with hopes of moving 
up to the rank of full voting 
member. 

After his speech, Barlow 
presented a plaque to Inez Baker, 
a retired Clarion faculty member, 
who has been an active helper 
with Clarion's SCJ chapter. 

Following dinner, the initiates 
stood to recite the initiation 
pledge of the SCJ, led by chapter 
vice-president Gara Smith. 

Clarion's SCJ officers for this 
year are: Michelle Sporer, 
president; Gara Smith, vice- 
president; Debbie Huffman, 
secretary; and A.J. Meeker, 
treasurer. 



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Democrat and Republican platforms 



by Mike Buser 
News Writer 



As free individuals in a 
democratic society, we have the 
power to enact change through 
our vote on election day. The 
following is a brief synopsis of 
both the Republican and 
Democratic platforms, as well as 
what George Bush and Bill 
Clinton personally feel they can 
do for this country. 

The budget, economy, trade 
and jobs. 

Republican: 

* Tax rate reductions as the 
deficit is reduced. 

* Cutting government 
spending to reduce the deficit 

* Reliance on entreprenuers, 
free enterprise and deregulation, 
rather than government 
intervention, to achieve growth. 

* Expanded international 
trade through the North 
American Free Trade Agreement 
and completion of a world trade 
agreement. 

* Support of a monetary 
policy that maintains low 
inflation and interest rates. 
Democrat: 

* Stop tax breaks for 
corporations that ship American 
jobs overseas, along with 
incentives to those who invest at 
home. 

* Wealthiest 2 percent will 
have to pay their fair share of 
taxes, but the middle class will 
get relief. Those on welfare will 
get training and health and child 
care, but after two years, they'll 
have to go to work. 

* Free enterprise that spurs 
both public and private 
investment. 



The Call would like to 
apologize for errors in 
the Oct 8 and 15 issues. 

SSHE's Chancellor 
should have been 
identified as James H. 
McCormick, in "SSHE 
answers questions." 

In "Cheerleaders up in 

the.rarr over funding," 
Jamie Bero and Jamie 
Johnson are the co- 
advisers for the 
cheerleaders, not Lara 
Reisch. 
The Call apologizes. 



* Investing more in 
transportation, environmental 
technologies, defense 
conversions of money to 
research, education and training 
and a national information 
network. 

* Tackle spending by 
eliminating unproductive 
programs, achieving defense 
savings and controlling soaring 
health care costs. 

Ftmily values, education, 
health care 

Republican: 

* Endorse policies that 
strengthen family finances and 
keep families together. 

* Support child care tax 
credits. 

* Outline reform to revitalize 
American schools; and promote 
measures to make higher 
education and training more 
affordable. 

* Commit our nation to 
finding an AIDS cure, starting 
with an increase in research and 
treatment funds. 
Democrat: 

♦Funding of Head Start to 
prepare every child for school. 

* Guarantee that working 
Americans can stay at home to 
care for a newborn or sick 
relative. 

* Give Americans the chance 
to borrow money for college, in 
return for serving their 
communities. 

* Tough national standards 
for K- 12 education. 

Individual rights, good 
homes, safe streets 

Republican: 

* Stronger enforcement of 
child support laws. 

* Reforms to require welfare 
recipients to work. 

* Elimination of legal 
loopholes that let criminals go 
free. 

* A $5000 tax credit for first- 
time home buyers. 

* Enforcement of civil rights, 

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* Right to life of unborn 
children. 
Democrat: 

* 100,000 new police officers 
on the streets. 

* Reduce demand for drugs 
by increasing treatment and 
education. 

* Stronger sentences for 
criminals who use guns. 

* Confronting homelessness 
by renovating, preserving and 
expanding the stock of 
affordable low income housing. 

* Fair lending, indexed 
minimum wage, and an end to 
welfare rules that encourage 
family breakup and penalize 
individual initiative (the $1000 
limit on personal savings). 



Foreign Policy and National 
Defense 

Republican: 

* Redefine our leadership in 
the post-cold war era: collective 
engagement. 

* North American Free Trade 
Agreement. 

* Opposition of an 
independant Palestinian state 
until the PLO abandons 
terrorism. 

* Deployment of effective 
global ballistic missile defenses. 

* Calls for accounting of the 
fate of POW/MIA in southeast 
Asia. 
Democrat: 

* A survivable nuclear force 
to deter any conceivable threat. 

* Conventional forces shifted 
to areas where our vital national 
interests are threatened. 

* Superiority of our military 
personnel and technology. 

* Focus on averting military 
threats as well as meeting them. 

* Strong sanctions against 
governments that violate 
international restraints. 




* A comprehensive test ban 
to stop the spread of nuclear 
weapons to other countries. 



Wise Use of Our Land and 
Resources 

Republican: 

* The president's National 
Energy Strategy. 

* Development of renewable 
energy sources. 

* Market incentives to protect 
the enviomment. 

* Reject the notion that 
elected officials make better 
farm managers than farmers 
themselves. 

* Urges that congress be 
accountable for approving 
endangered species recovery 
plans that cost jobs. 
Democrat: 



* Limit on carbon dioxide 
emissions. 

* Finding replacements for 
CFC's and other ozone depleting 
substances. 

* Protect the planet's 
biodiversity and preserve its 
forests. 

* Encourage developing 
nations to preserve their 
enviornmental heritage. 

* Greater family planning 
efforts. 

This is only a brief synopsis of 
each party's respective platform. 

For more information call the 
Republican and democratic 
parties at the following phone 
numbers: 

* Republican Party 717-234- 

4901 

* Democratic Party 717-238- 
9381 




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New maintanence was completed over the summer and 
during the semester on campus and in C.U.P. buildings. 
An excellent example is landscaping around Carrier Hall. 



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Some stores stop sales of smokes 



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State 

Pharmacies go 
cold turkey 

Health officials in 
Montgomery County are praising 
six pharmacies that heve halted 
the sale of cigarettes in their 
stores for health reasons. 

The awards by the department 
were made in conjunction with 
the county medical society and 
pharmaceutical association. 

The Pennsylvania Medical 
Society last year made similar 
awards to 61 pharmacies. 



Police accuse man 
of stealing $37,000 

Police in suburban Pittsburgh 
are accusing a Beaver County 
man of stealing $37,000 in cash 
from an unoccupied home and 
spending most of it. 

Robert Buerkle of Conway is 
incarcerated at the Allegheny 
County Jail on charges of auto 
theft, theft, burglary and 
receiving stolen property 

He was arrested Monday night 
after a high-speed chase near 
Pittsburgh International Airpoit. 
Police say Buerkle stole the 
money from a home in Marshall 
Township, a Pittsburgh suburb, 
during the last week of 
September. 



Prison to be built in Philly 

The state is giving the city of 
Philadelphia more than $34 
million dollars to build a 
thousand-bed prison in northeast 
Philadelphia. Although the 
money is less than half the 
amount the city needs for the 
prison, so many counties have 
applied for grants that the state 
had to pro-rate the available 
funds. 

City officials say they are 
making up the difference with 
funds from a bond issue. 
Construction of the prison 
started about a month ago. The 
money is part of the $200 
million grant program put into 
effect. 



National 



Documents may solve 
MIA mysteries 

Government sources say U.S. 
offioials have gained access to 
previously secret documents that 
may contain the key to the fate 
of Americans missing in the 
Vietnam War. Thousands of 
photographs are said to be 
among the documents that 
intelligence officials are 
examining. Officials said they're 
searching for clues to what 
became of servicemen who were 
captured or killed in the war. 



EPA says lead high 
in many water systems 

An Environmental Protection 
Agency survey suggests one 
water system in every five has a 
high amount of lead in it. 

A test of 660 of the nation's 
largest water systems found high 
levels in 130 systems in 26 
states, but E.P.A. administrator 
William Reilly said there's no 
need to panic. 

Reilly said the samples were 
taken right after the faucet was 
turned on. Most experts say you 
can cut down on the lead threat if 
you let the water run for a 
minute to clear out what's been 
sitting in the pipes for a long 
amount of time. 



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by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



A Clarion University student 
has been charged in a case 
involving damage done to a 
Public Safety vehicle in the early 
evening on September 26. 

Daniel A. Stoner of Mt. Joy 
Pa. has been charged with three 
counts of criminal mischief and 
one count each of institutional 
vandalism and theft by unlawful 
taking or disposition. 

He faces a preliminary hearing 
before Clarion District 
Magistrate Tony Lapinto on 
October 28. 

The charges stem from an 
incident during which Stoner 
allegedly smashed the right front 
window of the car, ripped the 
glovebox from the interior, broke 
a gearshift knob, damaged a 
police radio, removed a police 
hat and portable breath test 
device from the vehicle and then 
apparently spit throughout the 
interior of the car. 



The police hat and breath tester 
were allegedly found in Stoner's 
room and turned over to Clarion 
Borough Police Chief Robert E. 
Shaffer by friends of Stoner's. 
Witnesses also identified Stoner 
as the alleged culprit. 

In addition to damage to the 
Public Safety car, Stoner is also 
charged in cases of damage to 
private property close to the area 
of the vandalism to the car. „ 

A private residence in the 
general vicinity was allegedly 
"trashed" and a three rail fence 
was damaged. 

In a telephone conversation 
with Chief Shaffer last week, he 
said alcohol played a major role 
in this case. 

Stoner and two friends 
allegedly drank a large amount 
of beer and then consumed an 
entire bottle of Southern 
Comfort bourbon on the night of 
the occurence. 

Shaffer feels the incident would 
have never happened if not for 
the alcohol. 

Swimming and Diving team 
assistant coach Mark VanDyke 



said Stoner is suspended from 
the team pending the outcome of 
the case. 

Public Safety officer Sargeant 
Larry Eisenman had left the car 
on Thorn Street, next to Becker 
Hall at approximately 5:45 p.m. 
to conduct a building check and 
returned at approximately 6:15 
p.m. to discover the damage. 

Damage to the patrol vehicle 
was estimated at 700 dollars, but 
Dr. Ron Martinazzi, director of 
Public Safety estimated that after 
the addition of damage, labor 
costs and replacements the figure 
will come in at closer to, $1000 

Clarion borough police were 
called in to assist in the 
investigation at the request of 
Sgt. Eisenman and the 
Pennsylvania State Police also 
responded to the scene in order 
to process additional evidence. 



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The Herald-Harry J. 
Hartman, a reporter for The 
Daily Herald, has been named 
General Manager of the paper 
by Publisher George Sample. 

Hartman is a 1992 graduate 
of Clarion University where he 
served as editor-in-chief and 
managed the financial aspects 
of the student newspaper. 

In addition, he served as 
radio news director of WCUC- 
\M in Clarion and has worked 
as a reporter for The Corry 
Journal in Corry, Pa. and The 
Chautaquan Daily in 
Chautauqua, NY. 

"Despite his youth, Harry 
already has a great deal of 
experience in the newspaper 
field," Sample said. "His new 
responsibilities will bring full 



management of The Herald 
back to Tyrone." 

"During the past year many 
facets of the newspapers, once 
centralized in Huntingdon, 
have been returned to Tyrone 
to give the staff full control of 
the newspaper," Sample said. 
"The naming of Hartman 
returns full control of the 
newspaper to the Tyrone 
office." 

"I am very pleased to have 
this opportunity to work with 
the people of this area," 
Hartman said. "The Herald 
has a seasoned staff of good 
people who work hard to 
produce a good local paper. 
We will be building upon 
those strengths to make it 
even better," he said. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of October 12 through 
October 18. 

A female student reported that on September 24, at around 10:00 
p.m., she was walking on Wilson Ave. when two intoxicated males 
attempted to harass her. The female student allegedly kicked one male 
in the groin and ran from the scene. The female was unable to 
identify the actors. 

At approximately 9:00 p.m. on October 12, a male was dressing in 
the locker room of Tippin Gym when another male-attempted to make 
unwanted advances toward the individual. No contact was made. The 
unknown actor was described as a white male, approximately six feet, 
one or two inches tall, at least 220 pounds, with dark hair that is 
receding on the left. He was casually dressed. The incident is under 
investigation. 

Two resident students were cited on October 14 for minors 
possession while attempting to take beer into Wilkinson Hall. Their 
parents will be notified and the students will be turned over to Student 
Affairs for violating university policies on alcohol. 

The resident director of Campbell Hall, James Johnson, reported 
that three hallway rugs were stolen within the last week. Taking of 
the rugs consi lutes theft of state property. 

At approximately 1:00 a.m. on October 18, a student from Campbell 
Hall was summoned outside via a phone call and was punched several 
times and knocked to the ground. Another student was cited for 
aggravated assault and disorderly conduct. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Clarion University, meet your queen 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 

Being named homecoming 
queen in high school is a dream 
come true for most young girls. 
Being named homecoming 
queen in college, where votes are 
casted based on anything from 
popularity to strictly looks, is 
sometimes hard to imagine. 

Mamie McMluskey, a 22-year 
old senior Psychology major has 
had the best of both worlds. She 
was recently crowned 1992 
Homecoming Queen of Clarion 
University, while, in 1987, she 
received the same honor as 
Homecoming Queen of Grove 
City High School. 

"It felt great that so many 
people voted for me. It was 
between so many girls that I was 
just excited to have made it on 
court. I have to thank Sigma Phi 
Epsilon for sponsoring me. 
They're a great bunch of guys." 

Marnie is the daughter of 
Nancy Gwinn and William 
McCluskey, and the sister of 
Michael McCluskey, all of 
Grove City. 

While attending Grove City 
High School, Marnie was 
involved in many activities 
including: student council, class 
secretary, track, volleyball, Key 
Club, marching band and concert 
band. 

While a student at Clarion 
University, Marnie is an active 



member of Sigma Sigma Sigma, 

where she served on executive 

board as secretary. In addition to 

the sorority, Mamie is a member 

of the Psychology Club. 

Expecting to graduate in May 

1993 with a Bachelor of Science 

degree in Psychology, Marnie 

plans to further her education 

someday in graduate school. 

"My career goal is to be a high 

school psychologist. I plan to 

get my master's degree, but not 

right away. I need a year or two 

off from school because right 

now, I'm just too burned out." 

Homecoming queen was 

announced last Thurday night at 

the Homecoming Dance that was 

sponsored by University 
Activities Board. 

"It was so loud at the dance 
that I didn't even hear my name 
announced. My boyfriend 
leaned over to kiss me and said, 
'Congratulations, honey,' and 
that's when I knew." 

Later in the week, Mamie was 
crowned Homecoming Queen 
during half-time of the football 
game on Saturday. 

"To be honest, I wish crowning 
could've taken place at the 
dance. There was so much more 
excitement there." 

Mamie was certainly not alone 
during the game. Three other Tri 
Sigma's were her attendants, and 
her boyfriend, Jason Grey, a 
Clarion alumni, was her escort. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
The 1992 Homecoming queen Marnie McCluskey, here after being crowned with her escort 
and boyfriend Jason Grey. To Marnie, being crowned queen is no new feat, since she also 
won in high school. 



"I have had overwhelming 
support from friends, family, Tri 
Sigma, Jason and the Loomis. 
I'm also very proud of my 
sorority sisters, Andrea 



Maitland, Sandy Kane and 
Shelly Eisenman. It's a great 
memory that we all shared 
together." 

When asked about the one 



particular memory of the past 
week, Mamie commented, 'The 
parade was a blast! I'll never 
forget how many people 
cheered." 



AASU schedules diversity conference 



by Eric Jones 
Features Writer 



All across the nation, colleges 
and universities have become 
concerned about "Cultural 
Diversity." Clarion University is 
no exception to this fact. 

Since many schools have 
launced campaigns to increase 
awareness of cultural diversity, 
many student find themselves 
looking at the phrase "Cultural 
Diversity" and not interpreting 
it's definition in a unified 
manner. 

This is one problem, that the 
AASU (African American 
Student Union) president, Ralph 
Godbolt hopes for students to 



discuss during the 1992 Clarion 
University "Striving to Acheive 
a Multi Cultural University" 
Conference. 

The conference will be held on 
Saturday, Oct, 24 in the Hart 
Chapel. It will give CUP 
students a chance to openly 
discuss cultural diversity as it 
pertains to Clarion's campus. 

Many different campus 
organization will be represented. 
Among them are STAR (Student 
Together Against Rape), Delta 
Sigma Theta Sorority, Student 
Senate and Kappa Alpha Psi 
Fraternity among others. Also 
scheduled to attend are faculty 
members from various 



professional backgrounds. They 
are Dr. Jean Rumsey 

"The AASU 

has committed 

itself to 

cultural 

diversity" 

(Psychology), Dr. Robert Girvan 
(Psychology), Dr. John Ernissee 
(Geography/Earth Science) and 
Minority Recruitment Officer, 
Ms. Gemma Otway. 



All those who attend will have 
the oppurtunity to participate in a 
panel discussion. Topics of 
these discussions will include 
education in a multi-cultural 
society, African American Greek 
life on a predominantly white 
campus, homosexuality, women 
studies curriculum and cultural 
diversity in general from a 
student's perspective. 

This particular conference is a 
major effort in obtaining the 
AASU's major goal. "The 
AASU has committed itself to 
cultural diversity," says Godbolt. 
Moreover the optimistic AASU 
president hopes that "This 
conference will give minority 



students a better understanding 
of different campus groups and 
organizations. Equally Godbolt 
hopes that majority of students 
gain a better understanding a 
cultural diversity in general." 

Godbolt also states that the 
AASU is seeking to diversify 
itself, hoping to get more 
majority students involved in 
their organization. 

This conference symbolizes 
the willingness of the AASU to 
work with other organizations on 
campus. 






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This year's parade featured a variety of fldats. Various on- and off- 
campus groups put many hard hours of work into creating these visual 

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Many high school bands were in the 

parade this year. Here, a cheerleader 

from Clarion-Limestone High School 

"does her thing" for the crowd. 






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The Autorama, ALFs annual car show, is always a favorite. Collectors and 
car buffs come from all over to show off their hot rods under the golden 

leaves of Clarion. 



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ALF always has a lot for the kids. This year 

featured the "We Care Hair" rabbit (top) and pony 

rides (bottom), among many other things. 




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Student Senate President Brian Hoover, always ready to 

ham it up for the camera, strikes a pose while V-P 

Andrea Cathcart looks on. 



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-Three high school students 
were expelled in Tokyo in 
August for smoking in school. 
As teachers were on their way to 
the boys' homes to explain the 
expulsions to the parents, the 
three boys and their fathers 
intercepted them in the street and 
pummeled them, fracturing one 
teacher's jaw and injuring the 
others. 

-In Pierre, South Dakato, in 
July, Methodist minister 
Reverend Wally Walton was 
charged with several child sex 
offenses, along with his wife, 
their adopted twin daughters and 
a son-in-law. 

-A Virginia regional park 



organization received its new 
special-order conference table in 
June from Chas. G. Stott and 
Company office supply firm, 
except that the 20-foot-by-5-foot 
table had somehow been 
manufactured to 20 inches by 5 
feet. 

-In July in Odgen, Utah, a 
Japanese college exchange 
student, angry that a Baskin- 
Robbins store had just shut its 
doors for the evening and would 
not serve him, suffered a 
laceration on his buttocks when 
he pressed too hard on the 
window while mooning the 
store's employees. 

-A pastor and two members of 
his Zion Christian Church near 



Johannesburg, South Africa, 
drowned in August in a baptism 
accident. The pastor and his- 
subject slipped during a dunking, 
and the third man died trying to 
rescue them. 

-In August, Mark Robert 
Bullard, 28, died after being 
beaten by several bowlers at the 
Earle Brown Bowl in Brooklyn 
Center, Minn., following an 
altercation over whether another 
bowler had used his ball. 

-In June, a New York court 
threw out a high school student's 
lawsuit against two classmates 
for having given him a "flat tire" 
(stepping on the heel of his shoe) 
because the boy was not sure 
which of the two actually 



stepped on the shoe. 

-Thomas Greer filed a lawsuit 
in Fargo, N.D., in August against 
a local sheriff's deputy for 
failing to arrest Greer one 
evening two years ago after he 
stopped him for DUI. A half- 
hour after the deputy let him go, 
Greer drove his truck off the 
road and seriously injured 
himself. 

-Stephanie Washington-Bey 
filed a $150,000 lawsuit in 
Baltimore in September against 
the Hardee's fast-food chain for 
selling a "defective product." 
Washington-Bey said the 
Hardee's tea was so hot, it 
burned her lip and caused her to 
spill it on her leg, resulting in 
second-degree burns. 

-A pedestrian recently won a 
$600,000 judgement against 
Metro (the Washington, D.C., 
transportation authority) after 
being hit by a bus, despite the 
fact that he was drunk at the time 
and partying on a public street in 
a Batman costume. For the 



entire duration of the trial, the 
man's lawyer was able to 
suppress from the jurors' ears 
another fact about his client: At 
the time of the collision, for 
some reason, he was wearing a 
condom. 

-Police in State College, Pa., 
charged a 19-year-old woman 
with provoking a riot on Beaver 
Street early on Sunday morning 
in June. A crowd of more than 
1,000 people had gathered to 
watch through a window as the 
woman and her male companion 
undressed. The crowd later 
became unruly, and the woman, 
Elizabeth Ann Apinis, was 
captured. 

-Recent Sports Names: Baylor 
University football player Hunter 
H. Hunter. (The "H" stands for 
Hunter.) Member of a medal- 
winning U.S. Olympic rowing 
team: Anna Banana Sea ton of 
Watertown, Mass. 

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WCUC displaying new bands with Breakthrough Rock Showcase 



by Denise R. Bump 
Features Writer 



Have you ever wonderd where 
Van Halen, Poison, Bon Jovi or 



scouting talented bands and 
promoting their music. This 
show airs Friday evenings from 
9:00p.m. to midnight and 
features unsigned Rock bands 



never know." White states. 
Fisher continues on to say "It 
might not happen next year but 
we're going to keep trying." 
These comments reflect the 




entire purpose of "Breakthrough 
Rock Showcase", which is to 
promote new unsigned bands to 
aid in their efforts to enter the 
professional world. When asked 
what types of bands have been 
promoted Chad immediately 
responded, "It's everything from 
alternative rock to thrash 
metal," Natalie chimed in, "This 
is something you'r not going to 
get to hear just anywhere, it's 
something unique and that you 
should give a chance, because 
one of these bands is going to 
make it to the top and you would 
have had the chance to hear them 
before the rest on the country." 

TKO may be just the band 
Natalie is talking about. Formed 
in 1991 and voted the #2 hard 
rock band In Pittsburgh, TKO 
will talk and perform on the 
Friday October 23 "Breakthrogh 
Rock Showcase" . This band is 
managed by EK Management 



and it's member are Rockin'Ray 
Abel on lead vacals, Charlie 
"Dawg" Hughes on bass and 
vocals, Nygel Dundee on guitar, 
and drummer Jack "The Attack" 
Brant. 

TKO's album features a range 
of songs from "What We Mean", 
about the trill of playing live for 
the fans to "Goin' Fast", a song 
about the destruction of the 
world by war, and the anti-drug 
anthem, "Candicaine". Other 
original songs include "Got 
What You Wanted", "Nobody 
Cares", "Too Late to Pray" and 
many others. 

TKO is looking to enter the 
next level and to hopefully land 
a record deal. Natalie White and 
Chad Fisher are doing there part 
in promoting this band on 
"Breakthrough Rock Showcase" 
in hopes of helping TKO reach 
their dream. 



WCUC photo 
The members of the rock band TKO who will be appearing on the Breakthrough Rock 
Showcase, Friday night on WCUC. 



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other top bands got their start? 
They had to get attention 
somehow and what better way 
than radio. They propably sent 
promotional records to any 
station that would play their 
music, Clarions WCUC 91.7 
plays this music. Two senior 
communications majors, Chad 
Chaos and C.C. Marie, are the 
creators of the "Breakthrough 
Rock Showcase" specializing in 



from all over the United States. 

White and Fisher have worked 
at this show to make it 
successful. Both have used their 
knowledge acquired in classes as 
well as the resources of the 
WCUC station to get a great start 
on their future careers. They 
have dreams of taking the 
"Breakthrough Rock Showcase" 
into the professional world. 
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By Drew Richards 
Features Writer 



Friday the 13th, a date that 
strikes fear into our hearts. And, 
after seeing eight different 
Firday the 13th's, with a ninth on 
the way, it's easy to see why. 
With one of the scariest 
characters to lurk on the silver 
screen, hunting down his victims 
in such disgustingly gorey ways, 
and never dying, Jason is the 
meaning behind the superstitious 
day. 

Kane Hodder, the only man to 
play Jason more than once, and 
the man behind the hockey mask 
again in part nine will be visiting 
Clarion University on Tuesday 
October 27 at 8:00 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Complex multipurpose 
room. 

In the summer of 1975, Hodder 
heard about a Southern 
California stunt school. Hodder 
packed up and headed for 
Hollywood fame and fortune! 
His training, by some of the best 
stunt coordinators in the business 
led to him dangling from a rope 
on hundred feet above two 
exploding towers on the hit 



series "EMERGENCY." Young 
Hodder was "hooked." 

His first big break came when 
he found work on "Days of Our 
Lives", flipping cars, hanging 
from helicopters myriad other 
dangerous activities. Soon, stunt 
coordinators were beating the 
door down at the Hodder home. 
He did stunts for some of the 
best shows of all time, including 
"The Dukes of Hazzard," 
"Wonder Woman," "Hill Street 
Blues" and "V", also including 
Robert Englund, "Freddy 
Krueger." 

His second big break came in 
1986 when the creators of Friday 
the 13th hired him to coordinate 
and perform the stunts for the 
horror/comedy "House." 

Now Hodder is a household 
name. He did stunt for hit 
movies such as "The Last 
Boyscout" and "Out For 
Justice." Also he has doubled 
for actors such as Judge 
Reinhold, Danny Aiello and Dan 
Ackroyd. Most recently, he has 
just completed yet another 
Steven Seagal film, "Last to 
Surrender" due late in 1992. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 



Thurs Oct. 22 

IFC/ Panhel Anti-hazing 
Workshop (Gem 250) 
6:30 p.m. 
UAB Movie 
"Far and Away" 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Sun Oct. 25 

Daylight Savings Time 
Ends (turn clocks back) 
Music Department 
Open House (231 M-B) 
2-4 p.m. 

Psi Chi Coat Drive 
(Psychology Dept.) 



Fri Oct. 23 

UAB/BACCHUS 
Bedrock Cafe 
88 A.D. Rock music 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 
."Green Skies" and "Star 
Crost" Clarion 
University Theater 
Chapel 8 p.m. 



Mon. Oct. 26 

■ Early Registration 
begins for 1993 sem 

■ Faculty Recital: 
Jack Hall, Trumpet 
Don Black, Piano 
(Aud)8:15 p.m. 

■Battu percussion concert 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Sat Oct. 24 

UAB CAB's Dance 
(Gem M-P) 10 p.m. 
Music Department 
"Seminar For Strings" 
(Aud) 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 
IFC/Panhel speaker 
"HawkNewar" 
(Gem M-P) 1 p.m. 



Tues. Oct. 27 

UAB presents 
Kane Hodder, 
Friday the 13th's 
"JASON" (Gem M-P) 
8 p.m. 



Faculty recital, brass quartet to play 



by Tricia Egry 
Features Writer 



Jack Hall, Clarion University's 
trumpet instructor, invites your 
presence to a faculty recital on 
Monday, October 26, at 8:15 

WE ABE YOUR ONE - STOP SHOP 



p.m. in Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. While featuring 
German, American, Italian and 
Dutch Works for C trumpet, Bb 
piccolo trumpet and Bb 
fllugelhorn, Dr. Hall, Dr. Donald 



FOR HALLOWEEN! 




F. Black and a brass quartet will 
perform for entertainment. 

Hall recieved his degrees from 
the University of Kentucky, East 
Kentucky University, Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania and 
University of Michigan. Apart 
from being a professor here at 
Clarion University and serving 
as part of the music department 
chairmanship, Dr. Black has 
received numerous 

acknowledgments as an organ 
and piano soloist. Dr. Hall, on 
the other hand, has been diligent 
;in his studies with Adolph 
jHerseth of the Chicago 
Symphony, Louis Davidson of 
the Cleveland Orchestra and 
Samuel Drauss — former solo 
trumpeter of the Philadelphia 



Orchestra. 

Starting it all off will be a 
sixteenth century coposition by 
J.G.B. Neruda styled as 
"Concerto in Eb." Performed of 
the C trumpet, and written by 
Jack Hall, will be "Tyburn 
Chronicles." It entails a theme 
and five variations. The theme is 
derived from an old English folk 
melody written in 1705. 

Dr. Black will perform as solo 
selection after intermission. For 
his first selection, he chose 
"Introduction to Fugue" by Josef 
Reinberger. It's written in 
classical style with "a fugue that 
is quite brilliant and technical in 
format and conduction." 
"Round About The Mountain" is 
Black's second selection, which 



is a modem spiritual style that is 
both lyrical and rhapsodic. This 
literature is composed by Noel 
DaCosta. 

The next feature is "an unusual 
work", "Sonate in Re Mineur" 
by Johann Christoph BACH. 
This peice is going to be 
executed on the piccolo trumpet. 

Concluding the recital will be a 
piece presented by Dr. Black on 
organ and a brass quartet on Hall 
and Clarion University students. 
Along with both professionals, 
Michael Schreck, Rene Vollmer, 
and Laura Lester finish off the 
evening with "Concerto per 
organo, 2 trombone 2 tromboni" 
by the Dutch composer Marius 
Monnikendam. The concert 
free of charge to the public. 



Forensics team gaining recognition 



by Laura Navas 
Features Writer 



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-HALLOWEEN IS SATURDAY OCTOBER 31 



"When hiring, communication 
skills are considered by most 
companies as the most important 
skills for employment. "(-The 
New York Times) That's what 
forensics is all about. Three of 
CUP's team qualified for 
Nationals during a competition 
held at Bloomsburg University 
on October 3, 1992. The 
tournament which hosted twenty 



schools and over two hundred 
students was the first of six that 
the team will compete in this 
semester. 

Sophomore, John Lues 
qualified for Nationals by 
placing sixth in impromto 
speaking. Sophomore Garrett 
Bolten placed fifth in 
Informative speaking and 
received a Certificate of 
Excellence in extempraneous 
speaking. Freshman Tammy 
Ludwig placed fourth in 



informative speaking and fifth in 
Dramatic Duo. Another 
outstanding performance was 
made by Tammy Brundage who 
placed fifth in Dramatic Duo and 
received a Certificate of 
Excellence in informative 
speaking. 

This year, Clarion is working 
with a sixteen member debate 
team and an individual events 
team. Clarion is also once again 
hosting tournaments, the first of 
which is this week. 



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Sportscenter [Aerobics 



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Movie: »• "Stepfather 2" (1989) Terry O'Quinn 



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Movie: »»V2 "Every Which Way but Loose" (1978) PG' 



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Secret Service (In Stereo) 



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Movie: *+'/z "Hang Em High"" (1968) Clint Eastwood. 



Movie: "The Return of Joe Forrester" 



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Movie: »** "The Freshman" (1990) Marlon Brando, q 



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The.CU.rion Call- .10^22-92 - Page.lS 




Golden Eagles run all over Lock Hav en, 42-14 

C Ren Vessa Gregory ran the ball six times for equation by completing four a scoreboard message during an Lock Haven 0^0 -14 

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by Ben Vessa 
Sports Writer 



When Clarion's leading rusher, 
Damien Henry, was pronounced 
out for the Homecoming game 
against Lock Haven, the Bald 
Eagles probably figured that 
Clarion would abandon their 
running game and rely solely on 
their vaunted passing attack. 

Instead, the Golden Eagles ran 
the ball a school record 76 times 
and sent Lock Haven home from 
ALF weekend with some good 
stromboli, a couple of stuffed 
animals and a 42-14 defeat. 

Art Gregory and Jay Tonini 
carried the ball 64 of those 76 
times and piled up 314 of 
Clarion's 338 rushing yards 
between them. Gregory finished 
with 148 yards on 36 attempts. 
Tonini bulldozed his way to 166 
yards on only 28 tries. 

Gregory and Tonini went to 
work immediately on Clarion's 
first possession of the game. 



Gregory ran the ball six times for 
48 yards and Tonini ran for 23 
on three carries, the last of which 
resulted in a 7-0 Golden Eagle 
lead. 

Clarion's third possession of 
the game was a virtual replay of 
their first. Gregory carried the 
pigskin five times, Tonini four. 
This nine-play drive was also 
completed by a short yardage 
Tonini plunge, and Clarion 
carried this 14-0 lead into the 
second quarter. 

Clarion dominated the first 
quarter, earning nine first downs. 
The Golden Eagle "D" did net 
allow a Bald Eagle first down 
the entire quarter. Of Clarion's 
26 plays from scrimmage, 25 
were handoffs to either Gregory 
or Tonini. 

An interception by Eldridge 
Ponder set up Clarion's third 
score of the afternoon, midway 
through quarter number two. 
QB Tim Myers entered the 



equation by completing four 
passes on this drive. Gregory 
and Tonini kept bowling 
defenders over, but it was former 
Eisenhower standout Steve Witte 
who leaped over the pile from a 
yard away to score on his very 
first Clarion carry. The extra 
point made it 21-0, and the Bald 
Eagles were bordering on 
extinction. 

With five minutes remaining 
before intermission, Lock Haven 
finally earned a first down. They 
turned the ball over one play 
later as Damon Mazoff picked 
off an errant pass and rumbled 
19 yards to the CU 42. 

The Clarion offense and 
defense were uniting, and Lock 
Haven realized that they were 
engaged in a hopeless uphill 
climb. Speaking of uniting and 
engagement, former Clarion 
football standout Chris Dworek 
popped the question to his 
fiancee, Kristie Black, by way of 



a scoreboard message during an 
injury timeout. She said "yes. 

The Golden Eagles said "yes" 
to another scoring drive, soon 
after. A 44 yard bullet from 
Myers to Kevin Harper set up a 
one yard TD by Gregory, and the 
halftime scoreboard read 
Clarion-28, LHU-DONUT. 

Clarion had 14 more first 
downs than LHU by the half and 
211 more yards. Just as 
important were the stats of zero 
turnovers, zero penalties and a 7- 
9 third down conversion ratio. 

After the delightful halftime 
festivities concluded, Lock 
Haven started the second half on 
offense. Just as Clarion's 
playbook was resembling that of 
the Oklahoma Sooners in their 
prime, the Bald Eagles opened 
the second half with a Brigham 
Young playbook. 



(Cont. onpg. 16) 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
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Clarion: Tonini 3 yard TD run 
(Cramer kick), 11:20. Drive: 9 
plays, 71 yards. Key play: 
Gregory 48 yards on six carries. 
Clarion 7, Lock Haven 0. 
Clarion: Tonini 1 yard run 
(Cramer kick), 0:45. Drive: 9 
plays, 51 yards. Key play: Tonini 
25 yard run moves ball to LHU 
12 yard line. Clarion 14, Lock 
Haven 0. 



SECOND QUARTER 



Clarion: Witte 1 yard TD run 
(Cramer kick), 6:09. Drive: 14 
plays, 72 yards. Key play: 
Myers hits Quinn for 16 yds on 3- 
6 from LHU 41. Clarion 21, 
Lock Haven 0. 

Clarion: Gregory 1 yard TD run 
(Cramer kick), 1:12. Drive: 8 
plays, 58 yards. Key play: 44 yd 
pass from Myers to Harper. 
Clarion 28. Lock Haven 0. 

THIRD QUARTER 

Lock Haven: Fairnot 20 yard TD 
run (Davidheiser kick), 11:50. 
Drive: 10 plays, 68 yards. Key 
play: Fairrnot TD run only run of 
drive.' Clarion 28, Lock Haven 7. 
Clarion: Tonini 19 yard TD run 
(Cramer kick), 9:48. Drive: 5 
plays, 81 yards. Key play: two 
Lock Haven penalties move ball 
from CU 30 to LHU 25. Clarion 
35, Lock Haven 7. 
Lock Haven: Fairnot 1 yd TD 
run (Davidheiser kick), 6:42. 
Drive: 7 plays, 60 yards. Key 
play: two McLaughlin passes 
totaling 51 yards. Clarion 35, 

Lock Haven 14. 

FOURTH QUARTER 

Clarion: Brown 1 5 yd pass from 
Myers (Cramer kick), 2:26. 
Drive: 8 plays, 34 yards. Key 
play: Myers pass to Youssef on 
4-4 for 1 2 yards. Clarion 42, 
Lock Haven 14. 



TFAM STATISTICS 




LHU 


Cla. 


FIRST DOWNS 


11 


25 


3RD DOWN EFF. 


3-11 


10-17 


YDS RUSH 


91 


338 


YDS PASS 


139 


117 


TOTAL YDS 


230 


455 


KEY PLAYER STATISTICS 



Lock Haven rushing: NOT! 

Clarion rushing: Tonini 28-166, 

Gregory 36-1 48. 

Lock Haven passing: 

McLaughlin 11-26 (126 yds). 

Clarion passing: Myers 7-12 

(117 yds). 

Lock Haven receiving: Buxton 

4-61. 

Clarion receiving: Quinn 3-31 , 

Harper 2-59. 

Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 

Terza 11-5-0. 

lnterceptions:Ponder 1 , Mazoff 1 



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Golden Eagles... 



(Cont. from page 15) 




Ten straight pass attempts 
drove LHU to the Clarion 20 
yard line, where Afiba Fairnot 
(who actually sounds like a 
BYU player) took it the distance 
on a draw play to put the Bald 
Eagles on the board. 

Clarion came right back as 
Tonini completed a 71 yard 
drive with a Herculean 19 yard 
TD. 



In the fourth, A Myers pass to 
Brown for a 15 yard TD rounded 
out the 42-14 victory. 

Clarion is 1-1 in the PS AC 
West and still very much alive in 
the conference playoff picture. 

The Golden Eagles next 
contest will be at Shippensburg 
at 1 p.m. this Saturday. 

The Red Raiders enter the 



match-up with a 2-5 record. 

PSAC honors Tonini 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Workhorse : Art Gregory evaded many a tackle on his way to a 36 carry, 148 yard day. 



(AP)- Clarion fullback Jay 
Tonini was named PSAC West 
"Co-Player of the Week" for his 
stellar performance against Lock 
Haven on Saturday. Tonini, a 
senior, rushed for 166 yards on 
28 carries and scored three 
touchdowns in leading Clarion to 
a lop-sided 42-14 decision over 
the Bald Eagles. 

Tonini's day made him the 
PSAC- West number three rusher, 



His season numbers show him as 
having 88 carries for 454 yards 
and three scores. 

Tonini shared the honor with 
Slippery Rock running back 
Kevin Reardon. 

Reardon compiled 156 yards 
on 19 carries and scored a 
touchdown in Slippery Rock's 
43-27 victory over winless 
Cheyney. Slippery Rock, at 6-1, 
will next host unbeaten Indiana, 



averaging 75.7 yards per contest. 6-0. 



Clarion tennis team places seventh at PSAC's 



by Amy Rae 
Sports Writer 



The Golden Eagle women's 
tennis team travelled to the 
Pennbriar Tennis Club in Erie, 
Pa. for the PSAC's with strong 
aspirations for a team 
championship. Unfortunately, 
the Clarion women were without 
their #2 seed Marianne Martin 
and finished seventh in the 
championships. 

Shippensburg took first place 
honors at the PSAC's, tying the 
PSAC record with 34 team 
points. Defending champ 
California finished second with 
21 points. 

Shara Wolkomir finished with 
a 1-1 record in the #1 position. 
She defeated West Chester's 
Andrea Dutton {6-4, 7-6 (7-2)} 
before falling to the eventual #1 
singles champion Carmel Hill of 
Cal, 3-6, 4-6. Wolkomir ended 
the season with an overall 
singles record of 8-4 and has a 
career singles record of 33-10. 

Senior Darcy Ingham (at #2) 
fell in her first match of the 
single elimination tournament to 
her Bloomsburg opponent, 
Cindy Hooper, in three sets, 7-6, 
4-6, 4-6. She ended the season 
with a 7-5 singles mark and has a 
15-7 record over the last two 
seasons. 

The #3 seed, Roxann Milton, 
was 1-1 in the tourney at singles. 
Milton victimized East 
Stroudsburg's Kathy Murphy, 6- 




3, 6-0. But in her second match, 
Milton fell to Edinboro's Nikki 
Clark, 6-7 (3-7), 0-6. Milton had 
a 5-4 1992 record and is 19-9 
over her career. 

Clarion's #4 seed, Jennifer 
Keil, also posted a 1-1 singles 
record. She defeated Carrie 
O'Connor of Edinboro, 6-2, 6-4, 
before falling to Cal's Adele 
Norcross, 3-6, 0-6. She finished 
the campaign at 8-5 in singles. 

Freshman and #5 seed Melodi 
Dess also was 1-1 in singles 
action. She won, 6-3, 7-5, over 
West Chester's Dina Orpello in 
her first match, then lost to 
Sandra Romich of Bloomsburg, 
5-7, 2-6. Dess finished her first 
campaign with an 8-5 singles 
mark. 

Jennifer Simonsen, only a 
sophomore, lost to East 



Stroudsburg's Jenn Borg, 2-6, 5- 
7. She ended with an 0-6 singles 
record. 

The #1 doubles team of 
Wolkomir and Ingham advanced 
to the finals before falling to 
Shippensburg's Jill and Joy 
Motter, 6-7 (3-7), 1-6. Ingham 
finished with a doubles slate of 
11-4, Wolkomir at 10-4. 

At the #2 doubles spot, Keil 
and Dess finished 1-1. Dess and 
Keil ended with an 8-5 doubles 
mark. 

At #3 doubles, Milton and 
Simonsen fell to their West 
Chester opponents in their 
opening match. Simonsen 
finished with a 6-1 doubles 
mark, Milton at 5-2. 

Marianne Martin missed the 
PSAC's as she was attending a 
family member's wedding. 



John Rickard/Clarion Call 
With the help of Jennifer Keil, shown above, the Golden 
Eagles finished the 1992 season with an 8-3 dual meet 
record and a seventh place finish at the PSAC's. Clarion 
won five straight conference titles from 1986-1990. 



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by Eric Feigel 
S ports Writer 



The Clarion University 
women's volleyball team won 
their fourth conference match of 
the season this past Tuesday, on 
Senior night, as they defeated 
rival IUP in four games. 

Clarion's 4-4 PSAC mark ties 
them for third in the conference 
with IUP. California (6-0) and 
Edinboro (4-2) are ahead of the 
Lady Golden Eagles, in first and 
second, respectively. 

Clarion lost their first set to 
IUP, 4-15, before storming back 
to capture the next three games, 
15-10, 15-12, 15-7. Senior co- 
captain Wendy EUenberger led 
the team in their 3-1 victory with 
24 set assists and 13 digs. The 
other senior co-captain, Tammi 
Bills, had 18 big digs to 
cornerstone the defense. 
Meghan Kelly also played well 
for the defense with 15 digs. 
Jennifer Betters put IUP away 
with 11 kills. 

Clarion celebrated Senior night 
before their match against IUP. 
Co-captains EUenberger and 
Bills were honored. EUenberger 
has been a spiritual leader for the 
Golden Eagles for four years. 
She has been one of the best 
setters in the PSAC, not to 
mention the whole Atlantic 
Region, as well. So far this 



season, she has had close to 700 
set assists, over 40 service aces, 
over 100 kills and has 184 digs. 
As a first-team PSAC-West 
choice and a second team All- 
PSAC selection in 1991, 
EUenberger led the team last 
year with 727 set assists and 226 
digs. In her outstanding career, 
she currently has amassed totals 
of over 2,500 set assists, 180 
service aces and 650 digs. Her 
senior counterpart, Bills, has 
been a defensive machine 
(instead of DS, it should read 
DM). She has accumulated over 
350 digs, thus far, in 1992. Bills 
has also added over 100 kills. A 
starter for three seasons, Bills 
has over 1000 digs to her name. 

"Wendy and Tammi are 
outstanding leaders and 
captains," said head coach Sue 
Flaherty. "They are quality 
people on and off the court and 
will be missed." 

The PSAC's are creeping up 
on the Clarion volleyball team 
and with their senior, "Dynamic 
Duo", they may make a run. 
Only the top two teams from the 
PSAC-West will make it to the 
big dance. A combination of a 
Clarion streak and an Edinboro 
dive is the answer. It seems like 
a longshot, but haven't we heard 
that somewhere before? Will 
Cinderella make a visit? 




As one ; Co-captains Wendy EUenberger and Tammi Bills were 



Scott Diilon/Clarion Call 
honored on Tuesday. 



From the back pa2es 

Former PSAC rusher arrested for selling "coke" 



AP stories compiled by 
Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



PSAC rushing record-holder 
arrested for selling "coke" 

A former Edinboro University 
running back who holds the 
Pennsylvania State Athletic 
Conference's single- season 
rushing record was arrested for 



allegedly selling crack cocaine. 
Lester Frye, 23, of 
Greensburg, was arrested 
Friday after police allegedly 
discovered $20,000 worth of 
the drug in his apartment. 

Investigators, who were 
answering a call regarding a 
domestic dispute, said they 
found 60 grams of crack. 

"It's a nice bust," said Chief 




Ray Attenberger of the 
Greensburg police. "The 
officers weren't looking for it." 

Frye pleaded innocent at an 
arraignment to charges of 
cocaine possession, making 
terroristic threats and simple 
assault. 

In 1990, Frye rushed for 1,630 
yards on 317 attempts, which are 
both PSAC records. 

Frye told police he had 
majored in criminal justice at 
Edinboro, but had not graduated. 

He faces a preliminary hearing 
October 29 before a District 
Justice of Greensburg. 



Penn State falling apart? 

Locker room sniping has 
started at Penn State, where two 
straight losses have dropped the 
Nittany Lions from seventh to 
14th in the AP Football Poll. 
Coach Joe Paterno says it will be 
over by the time the Lions visit 
West Virginia this weekend. 
According to flanker, O.J. 
McDuffie, the team seemed flat 
and players made mental 
mistakes in losses to Miami and 
Boston College. He said the 
team has been talking about it, 
and the players are likely to talk 



about it again. Paterno says his 
players are mature enough to 
come together when they have 
to. 

Eyes on number three? 

The Pittsburgh Penguins have 
started this season with two 
secret weapons - a healthy Mario 
Lemieux and intensity. They 
will meet Detroit tonight as the 
NHL's only unbeaten team at 5- 
0-2. Lemieux has yet to be 
bothered by his chronic back 
problems and has scored eight 
goals, along with 14 assists. 



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Sports Opinion 



The Clarion Call - 10-22-92-Page 19 



Would the real Deion Sanders please stand up? 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



Would the real Deion Sanders 
please stand up? Forget "Neon 
Deion!" Forget "Prime Time!" 
Forget every one of Deion 's 27 
nicknames! Just give us Deion 
Sanders for awhile. 

Don't get me wrong, Deion 
has always been Entertaining 
(with a capital "E"). He's been 
eccentric. The man is a sports 
writer's dream. He fills up 
newspaper space just by existing. 
And why not? He could do it all 
as a young, brash Florida State 
Seminole. He backed up all the 
talk and antics, leading the team 
to a Sugar Bowl win in 1989 vs. 
Auburn with a last second INT. 
A universally superior athlete, 
Deion not only excelled in 
football but was an astonishingly 
quick learner as a baseball player 
in the New York Yankees 
organization, still, not at a loss 
for words. He was a little cocky 
and immature. But he was so 
young. 

He was so young that he told 
the Detroit Lions, before the 
1989 NFL draft, "Don't pick me, 
'cause I'm not goin'." So young 
that a man of such gifted speed 
(4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash) 
could take close to a minute to 
clear four bases after a minor 
league home run. But, again, 
that was a long time ago. He's 
matured with age and 
experience, right? Wrong! 

Deion hasn't changed a bit. In 
fact, he's been pulling off even 
more media antics. I'm not even 
talking about the headbands, the 
earrings, his line of clothes or 
any of the flash. I'm talking 



about Deion being the first man 
to play two different professional 
sports in the same day. He 
played in the Atlanta Falcons 
loss to Miami, on Sunday, 
October 11, before flying to 
Pittsburgh to join the Braves in 
the playoffs that Sunday night. 
He allowed a media crew and 
camera aboard the jet and 
allowed them to cover the whole 
fiasco. This was just too much! 
He's just too much hype! After 
the Braves defeated Pittsburgh to 
win the National League 
Championship Series last week, 
Deion tried to steal the show by 
being a baby. He was upset at 
announcer Tim McCarver for 
comments McCarver made about 
him during a playoff game (on 
the air). During the locker room 
celebration, Deion continually 
threw buckets of water on 
McCarver during interviews. 
McCarver and Deion exchanged 
words. Deion again took the 
spotlight and media away for 
himself. Too much, Deion! 

Deion has already reached the 
highes theatrical plateau. What 
Deion needs to do is to stop 
showing-off and start performing 
on a more consistent basis. I 
believe that he is just cheating 
himself by trying to play for the 
camera rather than the team that 
he's on. For God's sake, the man 
is already a Pro Bowl type 
football player. His speed and 
ability to close in on a receiver 
are second to none. He is 
awesome in man to man 
coverage and compensates for 
the Falcon's weak secondary. 
Jerry Glanville doesn't coach 
wimps. He is an explosive 




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cornerback that is also 
phenomenal at returning kicks 
and punts and even lining up 
with the offense as a wide 
receiver. In baseball, Deion has 
often been complimented as 
being the quickest learner 
baseball has ever seen. This past 



year, in his best season, Deion 
batted .304 and had over 20 
steals. He had ten triples in the 
first month of the season! 

Okay, I have established that 
he is tremendously gifted in both 
sports. But at times, it seems 
that Deion doesn't have his heart 



in it. He's not focused. When 
he is a Brave, he may be 
thinking football. When he is a 
Falcon, he may be thinking 
baseball. All that I ask of Deion 
is that we see him reach his full 
potential in, at least, one sport. I 
believe that Deion has too many 
friends. If he would say 
goodbye to his good friends of 
the press, he would be better off. 
He would be even better off if he 
chose one sport. As soon as 
Deion starts focusing in on his 
respective tasks, he will start 
performing like the Hall of Fame 
type athlete that he could be. He 
is already famous and already 
wealthy and is already NIKE's 
new "show and tell" toy (the 
deal is in the books). Now it's 
time to get serious, Deion! 

Count on this - Deion will not 
be able to fool around with the 
traditions of each sport much 
longer. Bo Jackson already paid 
the fiddler. The two-sport game 
is a very physically and mentally 
draining process. I believe that 
before he was hurt, Bo was 
becoming tiresome of the two- 
sport game. He proved that he 
could do both, then wondered 
how good he could be if he 
concentrated on one. He would 
have chosen baseball. I believe 
that Deion will begin to take the 
same path as Bo. He will soon 
commit to one sport, long term. 

Right now, he is a much better 
football player but baseball 
would probably give him a much 
longer and more lucrative 
contract. He'll always be, at 
least, a little eccentric. He'll go 
where the money is. He can 
always use another new suit. 



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teams prepare for PS AG's 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University men's 
and women's cross country 
•earns participated in meets at the 
New York-Geneseo (Suny) 
Invitational recently. 

The Clarion men finished sixth 
out of 11 teams with 155 points 
in the five-mile run. Host 
Geneseo won the event with 52 
points. Chris Singleton was the 
top runner for the Golden 
Eagles, placing fifth with a time 
of 28:39. Eric Hackwelder ran 
the course in 29:58 and placed 
32nd ('had Briggs finished 34th 



with a tinfe of 30:07. Russ 
Briendel placed 37m with a time 
of 30:20. Bill Belfield rounded 
out the field of Clarion runners 
with a time of 30:57 for a 47th 
place finish. 

The Clarion women wre one 
of 11 teams to participate in the 
5,000 meter NY-Geueseo (Suny) 
Invitational. Geneseo also won 
this event. Clarion runners 
included Nicole Yahres, who 
placed 22nd with a time of 
22:28, and Lynn Baluh, who 
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Personals 



D Phi E would like to thank Natalie for 
the wonderful Chartering Banquet. 
Love, your D Phi E sisters. 



Sig Tau Gamma- we had a wonderful 
week with you working on the float and 
mixing too. The hard work paid off, as 
you can see. First place to ETR and D 
PhiE. 



Happy 21st birthday to Resa. Love your 
D Phi E sisters. 



Resa and Beth- congratulations on 
organizing a winning float. Thanks 
Love D Phi E. 



Sigma Chi Derby Daze is around the 
cormer as you can see. The ones to 
watch are D Phi E. We want your 
Derbes. 



To the Delta Chi Float Chair, I bugged 
you, I used all of your answering tapes 
and I even made you build that crazy 
thing. Sorry, but you're the best float 
chair anyway. Theta Phi Alpha Float 
Chair. 



D Phi E, We would like to send a belated 
thanks for making our picinc a success! 
We had a great time! Let's do it again 
when the weather gets warm! See you in 
the spring! Love, Tri -Sigma 



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LASSIFIEDS 



Delta Chi, what was that thing that 
floated down the crowded streets of the 
town? The wall was tall, the body was 
big, to pull it we almost needed a rig. 
Last place they say, they must be wrong; 
we didn't leave it at the stadium that 
long. If Cinderella was a Theta Phi 
undoulibly, her prince would be a Delta 
Chi. Hope our fairy god mother brings 
us together again. Love, Theta Phi 
Alpha. 



Darth For President 



Theta Phi Float Chair, Thanks for all of 
your hard work. Too bad you want to 
remain anonymus. Love your Theta Phi 
Sisters. 



Sigma Chi, we are looking forward to 
being dazed and amazed. Theta Phis 



To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma, You 
made our kemals pop. It may not have 
been sun on the beach, but it sure was a 
HOT night. The brothers of AXP. 



Hey Theta Chi! We had the most 
excellent mixer! ALF week was the best 
with you guys! Love, the sisters of Delta 
Zeta. 



Delta Zeta is celebrating 60 years on 
campus and 90 years nationally... and 
we're still going strong! 



Phi Sigma Kappa- thanks for the fun PJ 
mixer. Sorry so late! Love the sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



15 Shady Avenue- Here's to the happy 
three! Though stressed, we always stay 
together. I love you guys. -Tara 



Erin- Keep your chin up hon! Your big 
will always have a shoulder for you to 
lean on -Tara 



Theta Chi- thanks for doing the float with 
us. We had a great time. We love you! 
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta. 



Phi Sigma Sigma, The float was finished 
right before our eyes, "Best of Parade" 
was quite a surprise! On Thursday we 
twisted away into the night mixing with 
you ladies is always a delight! Partying 
with the Phi Sigs is never a bore, Lets 
hear it for Hurricane Hugo #4! Phi 
Sigma Kappa 



Anni Dorfi- Thank you for all the time 
and hard work you put into the float. We 
love you ! The sisters of ASA. 



To Teresa and our Sweetheart Jason 
Delp- thanks for all your hard work on 
the float! We really appreciate it! It isn't 
easy getting a bunch of crazy people 
together is it? Love, the sisters of Tri 
Sigma 



To the brothers of Sigma Chi- thanks for 
such a sincere effort in making our float 
the best- love, the sisters of Tri-Sigma. 



Sigma Chi- the float needed to be built 
but we had other things on our mind and 
that's why we came in 9! Thanks for the 
awesome mixer! Love, the sisters of Tri- 
Sigma 



Thanks ALF for a "kind" time. Sweet 16 
and the band. Thanks all, "Mustard" 



Tri Sigma would like to congratulate 
Mamie, Andrea, Sandy and Shelly for 
being on Homecoming Court! You can't 
beat those odds. Love your Tri-Sigma 
sisters 



Mamie, you thought it was a joke until 
you were nominated, who ever thought 
you and Tri-Sigma would have 
dominated! Congratulations on being the 
1992 Homecoming Queen! We love 
you!! Love your sisters. 



To our sister Heather Owens- we would 
like to tell you how proud we are of you 
for doing such a great job with 
Homecoming! Love your Tri-Sigma 
sisters. 



Sig Eps- the day was great and the road 
was long. We had to get the clues right 
with none wrong. We had to race to the 
finish and see who was the best— thanks 
for putting our first road rally to the test- 
Love the sisters of Tri-Sigma 



Congratulauons- to our nominee Mamie 
McCluskey for becoming 1992 
Homecoming Queen- Sig Eps 



Soc and the Theta Xi brothers, It's six 
a.m. and the creation began, three nails in 
and it still stands, so now it's time to 
celebrate, but why did the dog have to 
urinate? Thanks for a great float! Love, 
The sisters of ASA 



Darren, Thank you for being the best 
Homecoming escort ever. You are the 
greatest. Love Merrilyn 



Tracy, Tara and Danielle, Thanks for 
letting me spice up your ALF. I hope the 
Rigatoni wasn't too hot! The mixer was 
great, see ya soon. "Z" 



Congratulauons Tonya Harteis for being 
nominated for the Homecoming Court. 
We are so proud of you!! Love, Your 
Zeta sisters 



Congratulations Shan for becoming 
Sigma Chi Sweetheart!! We're so happy 
for you, we know you'll be great! Love, 
your sisters of ZTA 



KDR! Although ALF week is all 
through we'll remember the fun of doing 
the float with you! We should get 
together again soon! We love you guys- 
the sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha 



Darla and Amy- you guys did an 
awesome job on the float! Thanks for all 
your hard work. We appreciate it! Love 
your Zeta Sisters 



Delta Chi when at first a theme we could 
not find who would have thought what 
would come to our minds. 2 Ipps and a 
tube all lead to a room which was 
suddenly transformed into a womb. 
Many people have talked and some may 
say how could they ever do it that way. 
No one can ever know the fun we had. 
Who could have thought we could be that 
bad. We're ready and willing to do it 
again as soon as you all possibly can. 
Lets reenter soon. In the womb with 
Theta Phis. 



To the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha, 
through the legs we re-entered the womb. 
We swam and jammed through the 
fallopian tubes. We passed the banana 
between our knees. A celebration of 
ALF and the birds and bees. A float 
unidentifiable that we admit, but a mixer 
that will always be rated a #1 hit! 
Thanks, The brothers of Delta Chi 



To Michelle my cuz and her roomies Kay 
and Tracey, Thanks for letting me stay 
during ALF and for all the help with the 
T-shirts. You girls definiUey made this 
ALF a memorable one! ALF was here 
and now its gone! Someday I'll have all 
three of you sing the titty song in french 
at my wedding! Love "Z" 



Congratulations Shan on becoming 
Sigma Chi's new sweetheart! Your the 
best! ! ! Love your Future Zeta Sisters 



Lysander- Where goes the day when we 
sat by spark and listened to the words of 
one another lull hearts to sleep? It 
mattered not what the wicked forest 
chanted, only that we had found a right in 
the times when wrongs were full -Hermia 



To Brett Wise and Fred Dennis Thank 
you for all your time and help on our 
float. Second place- can you believe it? 
You guys are the best!! DZ love and 
mine, Brigitte 



A special thank you to Bruno and Lucy 
Gandolfi for the hospitality while 
building our float. You were wonderful 
to us! Thank you! Delta Zeta and Theta 
Chi 



Josie, Toni, Jenn, Becky, Amy M, 
Cheese, Bill and Brian: Thanks for 
coming through for me on Friday- The 
float was a success because of you. DZ 
love and all of mine Gidget 



To the brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa; We 
moved and we grooved and twisted the 
night away. We covered all the colors 
with what parts we will not say!! The 
sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma 



To the residents of 70 N. 5 Ave. Thanks 
for all the fun ALF weekend. Special 
thanks to Donny the cook and Derick or 
Derlick, the supply. Clean the house 
NOW! Its been a blast The great 21 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Cherie Boedicker, and Chris Vaverick for 
an excellant job in organizing the float. 
We couldn't have won without you! 



Phi Sigma ^fjappa, It was great 
"discovering" first place overall with 
you! Thanks for all the time and effort 
Love, Phi Sigma Sigma. 



Tri-Sigs, Great road rally. We're glad 
we're your firsts! You girls rule- Sig Eps 



Sig Eps would like to thank AET and 
Aron Erdman on a great third place float. 



Page 20 - "Hie Clarion Call - 10-22-92 



Sports Opinion - The Quizmaster, in relief, predicts . 

Dallas to show Silver & Black how to win 



Everyone who is human needs 
to take a break every now and 
then. Tall Cliffy, our esteemed 
football personality, is human. 
He needs a break. He is being 
relieved, temporarily. But only 
temporarily. Just like every 
starting pitcher, Cliffy will be 
back. For now, I have been 
called upon to put out the fire 
and bring this column back to 



respectability. To be brutally 
honest, this move was needed. 
Cliffy hasn't been very 
impressive, thus far, at 7-14-3. 
Just as a Tom Henke-like stopper 
brings his high-heat into the 
game in the ninth inning, The 
Quizmaster is going to bring in 
all his weaponry. I am going to 
dump this column's loser image. 
I've got the brains? they've got 



the brawn. Let's make lots of 

money. Apologies to Pet Shop 

Boy's fans, but I am The 

Quizmaster. 

NFL 

Dallas at Raiders +3 

Both the Cowboys and the 
Raiders were pre-season picks to 
be playoff teams in 1992. 
Maybe even Super Bowl teams. 
Troy Aikman, Emmit Smith, 



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Micheal Lrvin and a solid defense 
have led Dallas to a 5-1 record, 
first place in the NFC East, thus 
far. Al Davis' boys (3-4), 
however, are looking older and 
older every game. Eric 
Dickerson, Marcus Allen and 
most of the defense are 
examples. A team that once 
utilized Bo Jackson, Allen, a 
big-play offense and one of the 
top defenses in the league is now 
praying that their aging defense 
will compensate for an offense 
that is going nowhere fast. 

For the Raiders to win their 
fourth game in a row, Jay 
Shroeder will have to throw for 
300+ yards (Todd Marinovich 
may miss due to injury). He'll 
fall about 200 yards short of that. 

The Raiders may hold Smith to 
under 100 yards rushing, but 
Aikman will pick them apart. 

It's Dallas in a romp. 
The Quizmaster's pick : Dallas 

Denver at San Diego +1 

This spread is very hard to 
believe. I'm looking for a 10-20 
point Bronco victory. 

Denver (5-2) is a hot club, 
coming off of their comeback 
win against the Oilers. Elway 
will light it up against San 
Diego. He'll have to compensate 
for an absent running game. 

The Chargers (2-4) destroyed 
the newly-revived Colts, but I 
think that it was just a matter of 
time before the Colts defense got 
roughed up. The Chargers will 
pass for their fair share, but will 
fall way short of Elway's effort. 
The Charger defense will limit 
Denver's running game, but still 
yield over 30 points. The 
Charger running game is too 
banged up to make it close. 
The Quiztnaster's pick : Denver 

Wash, at Minnesota +2 1/2 

The Super Bowl champs were 
limited last week, but still 
nipped the talented Eagles by 
four points. The 'Skins are still 
one of the league's best. The 
Vikings are 5-1 and in first place 
in the NFC Central. They 
crushed the defending division 
champ (Detroit) last Thursday, 
31-14, and are 4-1 against 
division opponents. 

The "Hogs" kept a superb 
Philiy defense from getting to 
QB Mark Rypien. He passed for 
240 yards. The Redskins also 
have a competent running game 
in Earnest Byner and Ricky 
Ervins but will be brought to 



earth on the turf. 

Minnesota will stop 
Washington in the Metrodome. 
The Vikings will be fired up. 
Minnesota has a very competent 
passing attack, a good defense 
and the Metrodome. 

The Vikings in a squeaker. 
The Quizmaster's pick : Vikings 

College 

Oklahoma at Kansas Even 

The Jayhawks are 5-1 and have 
outscored their opponents two to 
one. They are ranked #21 in the 
USA Today/CNN Coaches poll 
because of an offense that can 
bite from anywhere on the field. 
They defeated Iowa State last 
weekend, 50-47, after trailing 
47-21. The explosion is justified 
by a scoring average of over 40 
points a game, 445 yards per 
game. Guess what? They have 
one of the highest scoring 
defenses in the nation, loo. But 
this unit, with very few stars, 
meets a good defense in 
Oklahoma this week. 

The Sooners, #25, only a!!ow 
about 250 yards a game. The 
offense, famous for the wishbone 
and option, now keys more on 
the pass. They tied a powerful 
Colorado club last week, 24-24. 

This will be a close one but the 
Sooners wor't pull away with 
two straight key victories. The 
Jayhawks won't rack up quite as 
much offense as usual but will 
knock the Sooners out of the 
"Top 25" anyway. Kansas 24, 
Oklahoma 14? 
The Quizmaster's pick : Kansas 

N.C. State at Clemson +2 

In an upset, Virginia Tech tied 
#23 ranked N.C. State last week, 
13-13. The Wolfpack run 
through all comers with a 
powerful rushing game of over 
200 yards per game. They 
played tough against the Florida 
St. Seminoles early in the season 
but won't be as good against 
Clemson. 

Clemson is a two point 
underdog but has one of the top 
running games in all of the 
NCAA. 

It will be a quick game and the 
outcome will be determined on 
the ground. The time possession 
advantage will go Clemson's 
way, even on foreign turf. 
The Quizmaster's pick :Clemson 

After a 5-0 week, you can 
decide who is to be made 
immortal; The Quizmaster or 
that Cliffy guy. 






W xMBL 



Volume 74, Issue 8 The student newspaper of Clari on University of Pennsylvania October 29, 1992 

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Activist Sister Souljah to 
lecture at Gemmell Center 




Fire takes Ford 

Fire ravages Clarion Ford h 
yesterday morning pg. 



Features 

Young politcal views 

Political views of young 
Americans and what 1 - 
they expect from their 
Presi-dent pg. lit 

Sports 

Eagles take third win 

Golden Eagle football team 
beat Shippensville in lasiS 
Saturday's game pg.15 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Cloudy, high 

mid 50's 
Friday: Partly sunny, 

high 46 
Saturday: Cloudy, high 42 
Sunday: Possible snow, 

high 45 
Monday: Rain, high 41 
Tuesday: Cloudy, high 43 
Wednesday: Partly cloudy, 

possible snow, 

high 40 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News ; pg. 5 | 

TV listing pg. 10 

Features pg. 11 

Sports pg.15 

Entertainment pg. 17 

Classifieds pg.23 






by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



"Empowerment and Race" will 
be a powerful lecture delivered 
at Clarion University by a 
nationally known rapper, Sister 
Souljah on November 4, 1992. 

"Black Americans are no 
longer willing to identify 
themselves with Africa, and 
many don't wish to be called 
African Americans. For others, 
identifying with Africa is merely 
a fad or fashion," she said in the 
Leaf-Chronicle September. 
24,1992 issue. 

She seeks a Pan- African Unity. 
Since all blacks worldwide have 
come from the same place, her 
beliefs are to adapt nationalistic 
attitudes in interest of self- 
preservation and empowerment. 
Sister Souljah is also 
nationally known as an activist 
who describes her attitudes and 
beliefs through her music and 
also her lectures. 

She became an activist 
because she felt the "so-called " 
experts were so far off the mark 
in terms of understanding the 
experience of African people, 
Latinos and those who grew up 
in the underclass or under the 
welfare system. 

She wanted a chance to 
express her sentiments that 
somebody feels when they're 
under the welfare system. She 
has tried to develop solutions 
and put some clarity into issues 



Post story that quoted Souljah in 
reply to a question about the Los 
Angeles riots, "I don't think that 
anything we can do to white 
people could ever equal up to 
what they've done to us. Why 
not kill white people?" Clinton 
called Souljah a racist and 
ignited a volatile issue. 

Sister Souljah explained what 
she meant by her statement to 
Spin Magazine. She said she did 
not understand why white people 
were surprised at what happened 
in Los Angeles when black 
people were being killed by gang 
violence every day. 

To make the statement that 
Clinton attacked clear, she went 
on to say, "In the mind of a gang 
member, why not kill white 
people? In other words, if you've 
been neglected by the social and 
economic order in America, and 
the supposed spiritual order of 
America and you've become 
casual about killing, you would 
have no hesitancy about killing 
somebody white. And clearly if a 
gang member would kill his own 
brother, from his own kind, he 
would kill white people. Why 
not?" 

Sister Souljah also expresses 
herself through music and has 
worked with the rap group 
Public Enemy. 

Her rap music has been 
criticized as being "second rate." 
In response to this criticism 
Souljah claims she is not "trying 




AP photo 
Sister Souljah a rappist and an activist is expected to 
speak at Clarion University on November 4,1992. 



topics reveal the consequences 
of the continued course of 
destruction and genocide in the 
African community. 
Sister Souljah, then known as 



"Blacks Americans are no longer willing to identify 

themselves with Africa. . . " 



for people who are emerging 
from the white supremacy, 
racism and poverty. 
Her attitudes and beliefs have 
recently been misunderstood 
and assaulted by Governor Bill 
Clinton. He publicly attacked 
Sister Souljah at Jesse Jackson's 
National Rainbow Coalition 
convention in Washington. 
Clinton repeated a Washington 



to dazzle you with her rhymes." 
She is merely trying to give 
information to liberate the mind, 
soul and spirit from white 
supremacy and racism. 

Her current album, "360 
Degrees of Power." addresses 
police brutality, race relations, 
miscegenation, rape, sisterhood 
and international politics. Her 



Lisa Williamson, was born into a 
poverty stricken family in the 
Bronx. She has educated herself 
by studying at Cornell and 
Rutgers Universities. 

Her previous work includes 
founding a summer camp for 
inner-city children. She is 
presently working with homeless 
children in Harlem. 

She has earned her reputation 



by lecturing at some of the 
nations, most prestigious 
universities as well as 
engagements in Southern Africa, 
Europe and the former Soviet 
Union. 

Souljah will be lecturing at 
Clarion University next 
Wednesday, November 4 at 8:30 
p.m. It will be in the Multi- 
purpose room at the Gemmell 
Center. 

The lecture is sponsored by the 
Office of Minority Student 
Services, Office of Social Equity, 
African-American Student 
Union and Student Senate. 

The lecture is free to Clarion 
Students with a valid I.D.. There 
will be a $5 fee for the public. 



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Unsafe 
and 

I have just finished my last 
class of volunteer training for 
S.A.F.E., an agency in Clarion 
that deals with domestic violence 
victims. As I lay in my bed 
reviewing the day's events, many 
interesting thoughts come to me. 

The years students spend in 
college are very difficult. They 
spend a lot of time and money 
trying to attain a goal so they can 
get on with their lives. As 
everyone knows, there is quite a 
bit of stress trying to manage 
classes and extracurricular 
activities, while maintaining a 
social life. However, students 
need to concentrate on their 
work. They tend to only focus 
on themselves and start 
developing a "me, me, me" 
attitude along with hedonistic 
tendencies to escape the 
demands of college life. 

Where I come from, life is not 
Utopia, but I have had what I 
needed, and mostly what I have 
wanted. I was definitely not 
ready for what life had to offer 
by the time I left for college. I 
knew that all types of wrongs 
occurred in society, from stealing 
a pack of gum to child abuse to 
murders. I knew that there were 
many people out there who did 
not have what I had and who did 
not believe what I believed. I 
was not ignorant to the ways of 
the world; I just had never really 
been exposed to them. 

Now, in my fourth year of 
college, I have been exposed a 
little bit more to reality. It has 
been nothing more than 
everyday experiences of being 
away from home and living life 
unsheltered. I have had to see 
what goes on rather than just 
hear about it: pregnancy, 
abortion, prejudice, drugs, 
alcoholism, failing out, 




Katie Trapini 

anarchists, atheists, unethical 
people, sexual assaults, theft. . 
.the list can keep going and 
going. I thought that I had just 
about seen it all. . . until 
yesterday. 

It was brought to my attention 
in a staff meeting that S.A.F.E. 
was offering a 40 hour training 
available to anyone interested in 
working with victims of 
domestic violence. I thought, 
"Sure, why not?" It seemed like 
a good citizen type activity to 
help someone less fortunate 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Ah! Pre-registration has 
arrived once again, and once 
again we are faced with our 
favorite biannual problem: no 
available classes. Well, maybe 
we should rephrase that: lots of 
available classes, but none that 
anybody really needs. 
Once you pass by the 100-level 
courses, you quickly find 
yourself without a hope in hell of 
completing an acceptable 
schedule. 300- and 400- level 
courses are found with about as 
much frequency as correct 
predictions in Tall Cliffy's 
column. It seems that, 
unfortunately, available upper- 
level classes have gone the way 
of the dodo. 

For example, there is COMM- 
3S1: Production Application, 
which is a prerequisite for some 
internships for Communication 
majors. We are told to do our 
internships between our junior 
and senior years. Fine. The 
problem is, we can't get the 
prerequisites. Total number of 
sections of Production 
Application being offered in 
Spring 1993: Two, with a grand 
total of 30 seats. Nice. 

Another example of the 
wonderful Clarion way of doing 
things: scheduling by 
alphabetical order, last name. 
Assume that two new students 



with zero credits, Bob Aardvark 
and Wesley Zzyvva, both need to 
schedule. They're both going to 
have to scramble to beat each 
other to the classes they need, 
right? Wrong. Mr. Aardvark 
will schedule on Nov. 10 at 6 
p.m., but Mr. Zzyvva, with the 
same credits/QPA as Mr. 
Aardvark, schedules SIX DAYS 
LATER, Nov. 16 at 2 p.m. This 
is discrimination against poor 
saps with last names like Vaughn 
or Zzyzzyvvamaerotoski. 

And what's with these "special 
interest groups" like "Making 
Connections". Why are all these 
classes "RESERVED:MAKING 
CONNECTIONS". What the 
hell is Making Connections, and 
why do they get all these classes 
that would fit so nicely into our 
schedules? How do we get in on 
this scam? How about some 
classes marked "RESERVED: 
COMM MAJORS WHO CANT 
FIND ENOUGH CLASSES 
BECAUSE OF MAKING 
CONNECnONS". 

Perhaps the answer is this: 
there may be considerable 
financial incentive for 
universities to hold back on 
upper-level classes. If a student 
must come for an extra semester, 
s/he must also PAY for an extra 
semester. A nice little sting 
operation. 




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Reader Response 



Pulling 
strings 

Dear Editor: 

I think it is important to bring 
to the attention of the American 
people the strength behind Bill 
Clinton. He is slick, that's for 
sure, but he hasn't been able to 
get through such a grueling 
primary, covering up all the 
questions about his character 
(Gennifer Flowers, marijuana, 
etc.) without help. That help is 
named James Carville. Many 
people have never heard of him, 
but he's the man that pulls Bill 
Clinton's strings. 

We Pennsylvanians have an 
obligation to inform the rest of 
the country about how dirty and 
deceitful James Carville is. He 
was extremely successful in 
orchestrating the Great Casey 
Cover-up of 1990 (remember, 
there was no deficit until the 
week after the election), and he 
was also responsible for getting 
"Mr. Experience" himself, Harris 
Wofford, elected u> the, U.S. 
Senate. Yes, Mr. Carville is 
behind the bogus issue of 
government funded health care 




(which incidentally, Governor 
Clinton no longer supports). As 
if Wofford was going to go to 
Washington and steal Ted 
Kennedy's idea. 

And Mr. Carville was with 
Governor Clinton when there 
were five Democrats running for 
the nomination. Guess who's left 
and guess why. Bill Clinton isn't 
the only slick person in the 
Clinton/Gore organization. 
James Carville is the best at 
making people think what they 
really don't believe. 

Jamie Lejcar is a freshman, 
Mathematics major. 

Understanding what 

tax-and spending does 

to the community 

Dear Editor: 

I don't think people quite 
understand what tax-and-spend 
government can do to a 
community. Obviously 

Massachusetts, New York, 
Arkansas and Pennsylvania 
aren't good enough examples of 
what can happen when 
government spends too much 
and then increases taxes to 
.overcompensate, so here's a_ 



more vivid example: 

My attention was recently 
directed to an article which 
appeared in the January, 1992 
issue of Reader 's Digest entitled 
"How the Unions Stole the Big 
Apple." The article begins with 
a story of a janitor in a public 
school in New York City who 
makes $57,000 a year. His 
contract specifies that he must 
mop the floors in the school 
three times a year. Not a day, not 
a week, not a month — three 
times a year. Once every four 
months, no matter how he feels. 
That comes out to about $19,000 
a mopping. This is not 
hypothetical (the article cited the 
school and the janitor's name), 
nor is it rare. The Democrats 
control almost every major city 
in this country, and this is 
exactly how they spend the 
money. The people from the rest 
of the state are then expected to 
bail them out with hard earned 
tax dollars. This is the kind of 
government waste that is bad at 
the city and state levels, but is 
intolerable of a national level. 

At $19,000 a mopping, we 
can't afford tax-and-spend 
government to go unchecked in 
Washington. If vou like Bob 





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Casey and Mike Dukakis, you'll 
love Bill Clinton. Keep President 
Bush, but vote out the wasteful 
congressmen who have been in 
the capitol too long. 
Stephen M. Caliendo is a senior 
English and Political Science 

major. 

A strong leader 
of the university 
and community 

Dear Editor: 

It is essential that there be a 
response to a recent letter by 
Randy Rhodes which unfairly 
and inaccurately attacked David 
Wright. 

First of all it should be noted 
that Mr. Rhodes is simply a local 
Republican Party operative. He 
was defeated last November in a 
contest for a local county row 
office. 

David Wright, minister. 
Clarion University professor and 
legislator, has been a strong 
supporter of this university and 
the State System of Higher 
Education for sixteen years. He 
has been an outstanding 
spokesperson and supporter for 
this area and rural Pennsylvania 
as our representative. He has 
always been endorsed by both 
the local and state faculty 
organizations. 

Despite Mr. Rhodes' 
INACCURATE CLAIMS, 
David Wright receives very 
substantial campaign 

contributions from the local area, 
primarily from individuals. We 
personally know many such 
contributors, including numerous 
Republicans and independents. 

In fact, hundreds of local 
citizens recently contributed fifty 
dollars each to a fund raising 
dinner to support Mr. Wright's 
campaign. That information 
unfortunately, was not yet 
available at the time of Mr. 
Rhodes' claim. 

Representative Wright's 
sixteen years experience gives 
him meaningful seniority in the 
House which is invaluable to this 
district and to Clarion University 
and its sister institutions. 

Mr. Rhodes' letter was typical 
of a local barrage of such letters. 
Unfortunately, these attacks on 
Rep. Wright have been filled 
with distortions, inaccuracies, 



false and unsubstantiated 
implications and innuendoes. 
Facts are literally non-existent. 
Clearly, dirty campaigning has 
reached a new peak in this 
election year. 

Despite this barrage, we trust 

that truth, integrity, hard work, 

informed intelligence, 

competence, experience, 

seniority and the attention to 

8,000 constituent problems each 

year will be rewarded. David 

Wright has served this district 

exceptionally well. 

Kenneth F. Emerick is a retired 

falculty member and 

James Knickerbocker is an 

English Professor 

State 

Treasurer's 

Seat 

Dear Editor: 

With all of the highly 
competitive races in the state 
this year, one very important 
race seems to be overlooked. 
The State Treasurer's seat needs 
to be considered, especially in 
light of the tremendous financial 
problems that the incumbent has 
helped to create in this state. 

While Bob Casey was 
spending more money than the 
state had and Barbara Hafer was 
telling us so, the incumbent 
treasurer sat by with her mouth 
shut and let it all happen. The 
treasurer's office is supposed to 
be a watch dog for the 
government not a yes-man for 
the governor and David Wright's 
spending increases. The 
incumbent could have said that 
Mrs. Hafer was correct, but she 
didn't. She was too busy 
protecting the spenders in her 
party. We need an honest 
treasurer, no a yes-man. 

Lowman Henry is the 
challenger for the treasurer's 
seat this year. He is a native of 
Southwestern Pennsylvania and 
a graduate of Gannon 
University. He is dedicated to 
the careful examination of the 
governor's next two years. 
Lowman wants to make sure that 
people like David Wright and 
Bob Casey don't spend more 
than we have and force more 
taxes on us. We need Lowman 
Henry to protect us. David 

(cont. on pg. 4 ) 



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(cont. from pg. 2) 



I went through the training with 
enthusiasm and listened eagerly 
to the presenters. I really did 
everything that I was supposed to 
do and learned everything I could 
to be a good volunteer. The last 
night of training was last night. It 
wasn't as pleasant as I thought it 
would be. In fact, I am very 
bothered by what I saw there. It 
is the reason I have gotten out of 
bed to write this at such a 
ridiculous hour. 

There were two abuse victims 
who told their stories at last 
night's training. Not only were 
they victims of domestic violence 
but they had undergone other 
types of abuse. Neither story was 



exactly alike, but they did have 
one factor in common: ABUSE. 
They were both physically, 
sexually, and emotionally 
abused from the time they were 
toddlers. The physical abuse 
that they had undergone 
consisted of being burned, 
raped, whipped, punched, 
kicked, hit with objects, etc. 
They will carry the scars on 
their bodies for the rest of their 
lives. The emotional abuses go 
hand in hand with the physical, 
however, the inner scars seem to 
be much worse and will take far 
longer to heal. Neither woman 
was able to live a day of her life 
without living in terror. They 



were pushed aside, left to fend 
for themselves. As little girls, 
these two women, felt that 
something was wrong with them, 
because they were "causing" 
what was happening to them. 
They had absolutely no feeling 
of self worth, and no one ever 
took the time to stop and notice 
the lives of hell that they were 
living. As adults they can now 
see that their abuser was in the 
wrong. People that they loved 
were causing them pain. 

I saw how much pain was in 
their eyes. . .the early abuse that 
they had been dealt then led 
them into relationships with 
abusive partners. Again, having 



every bit of self worth or esteem 
beaten out of their bodies, they 
became like robots; a vicious 
cycle that they were accustomed 
to was being repeated. As I sat 
there listening with horror, I 
kept flinching at their words. I 
wanted to make their pain go 
away. I wanted to say 
something that would instantly 
make them feel better. I could 
not offer empathy because I 
have never undergone anything 
remotely similar. I realized at 
that very moment the reason I 
was there. I could not offer an 
instant relief of their pain, but I 
could offer them support and 
help them along any small bit of 



progress towards their life of 
peace. 

Thank God for organizations 
like S.A.F.E. that can offer some 
type of hope for people in 
situations like this. I urge 
anybody who does not offer 
some part of their time to help 
someone else to consider doing 
so. In this specific case, if there 
weren't people to help domestic 
violence victims, they would 
have no hope for deliverance 
and freedom from the abuse that 
restrains their life. 

Katie Trapini is a senior 
special education major 



Letters. . . 

(Cont. from pg. 2) 



Wright won't be there next 
session, but a lot of big spenders 
will. I urge you to consider not 
rewarding the incumbent 
treasurer's lack of concern for 
the people of Pennsylvania. 
Please vote for Lowman Henry 
for State Treasurer. 



R. Andy Mills is a senior 
Secondary Education English 

major. 

Record in 
Arkansas 

Dear Editor: 

The only way to fairly judge 
Bill Clinton is on his track record 
in Arkansas. It's terrible! It 
seems unbelievable to me that a 
failed governor of a small state 
who had his own party in the 
legislature (no excuses!) can 
criticize the cureent 
administration for "running the 
country into the ground." If he 
can't run Arkansas successfully 
after having 12 years to do it and 
a legislature of his same political 
ideology, how is he going to run 
this country with a legislature 
that is not of his or anybody 
else's ideology? 
Just a few statisticics on: 
The environment-- 42nd in 
percentage of polluted rivers and 
streams; 47th in per capita toxic 



chemical releases into the air; 41st 
in per capita ozone depleting 
emissions (Institute for Southern 
Studies) 

Education--5th highest in the 
nation in adults considered 
illiterate; 43rd in the nation on per 
capita spending for higher 
education; 49th in teacher pay 
(University of Arkansas research). 

Health Care-April 2, 1992 
edition of New York Times 
described Clinton's attention to 
state health care as "occasional." 
One in four Arkansans are 
without health care as opposed to 
one in seven nationwide. 

Economy--47th in per capita 
personal income (Bureau of 
Census); since Bill Clinton has 
been in office (regained in 1983), 
Personal income in Arkansas 
grew slower than the national 
average every year but one 
(Arkansas Personal Income 
Handbook); The unemployment 
rate in Arkansas has remained 
above the national average every 
year but one (Bureau of Labor 
Statistics). 

It seems to me that Governor 
Clinton doesn't have the record to 
back up his slick political rhetoric 
and campaign promises. It's easy 
to brag about balancing 11 
budgets when your legislature 
rubber stamps your spending 
increases. If your're Bill Clinton, 
you let your legislature put all 



their pork-barrel increases in, 
and you just raise taxes to meet 
the tax increases instead of just 
the one, we wouldn't have any 
money left in our paychecks. 
That's exactly what will happen 
if Arkansas-type "leadership" is 
imposed on the rest of the 
country. 

We in Pennsylvania have seen 
what unbridled tax-and spend 
government can do, and we don't 
have to look far to Massachusetts 
to see what a terrible state they're 
in. We can't afford Bill Clinton, 
the price is too high. He says he 
wants to do for America what 
he's done for Arkansas--NO 
THANKS! 

Brian Subich is a freshman 
Political Science major 

Some comments 



on style 



Dear Editor 

I would like to reply to a letter 
to the editor written by "Karl L. 
Laszlo' (Call, 15 October 1992). 
He has raised some, uhh, 
interesting points, but I must 
comment on his style, which he 
feels to be very Thompson- 
esque. 

I, too, am an avid fan of Dr. 
Thompson, but I am afraid that 
Mr. Laszlo (an assumed name) 



has not done justice to the good 
doctor in his attempt to copy 
Thompson's style. 

For instance, in paragraph 
two, Laszlo (or whatever his 
real name is) says of the new 
$15 graduation fee, "Seeing as 
r 11 be in debt about $10,000 
anyway, what's another 15 
bucks?" Dr. Thompson, on the 
other hand, probably would 
have said something to the 
effect of, "Now that I've stuffed 
my cash into this god-forsaken 
hole for four years, these 
leeches are going to soak me 
for another fifteen clams. Is 
there no justice?" 

In the next paragraph, Laszlo 
(how's that pronounced? 
LAAAZ-low? la-SLOW?) goes 
on (and on and on) about Public 
Safety requesting guns. He 
says, "I've. . . never heard of 
anyone being shot or held up at 
gun point" at Clarion. That's 
mild for Thompson, don't you 
think? Doc might have 
rephrased that as, "Guns?!? You 
want to give them GUNS?!? 
First they'll kill all the 
longhairs, then they'll declare 
the entire borough under 
martial law. They'd be running 
around like little Richard 
Nixons, screaming 'I am king! I 
am King!' until they collapsed 
in fits of exhaustion and 



hubris." That's more like it. 

Lastly, Laszlo (Lastly Laszlo. 
That has a nice ring to it.) 
addresses the fact that the 
Gemmell Student Complex is 
closed on Saturdays. He really 
gets wild here, saying, "It's not 
like anyone would want to use it 
on one of the days that they 
don't have classes." Nasty. Doc 
Thompson might have edited a 
bit at this point, perhaps saying, 
"645 bazillion dollars to build 
the @#@$% place and the only 
way I can get in is with this 
crowbar I have stuffed down my 
pants leg. I hope I don't draw 
attention. Would anybody notice 
a balding, hash-addled freak, 
beating on a building with a tire 
iron and screaming 
Racquetball!!! I'll die if I can't 
play racquetball. My attorney 
says I need the physical exertion 
to offset the effects of the drugs 
in my body, and, after all, he is 
my attorney. 

Mr. Laszlo (does that rhyme 
with cow or tow?), I recommend 
that before you try imitating 
Dr.Thompson, that you should 
read through your copy of "Fear 
and Loathing in Las Vegas" a 
few more times. 
Selah... 

Ray Henderson 
(not an assumed name) 



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Man claims Theta Chi damaged car 



by Rodney Sherman 
News Writer 



A local man is claiming a 
member of the Theta Chi 
fraternity damaged the paint on 
his classic car during the 
Autumn Leaf Festival parade. 
Alan Seigworth, of Knox, claims 
his 1970 Plymouth Roadrunner 
was damaged by thrown ice and 
hard candy. 

According to Seigworth, Dave 
"Elvis" Atkins was a passenger 
in his car when it passed the OX 
fraternity house. " I actually saw 
a guy wearing an 'OX' 
sweatshirt throw the candy and 
ice. . .without question," said 
Seigworth. "He was off the 
porch, on the sidewalk. The ones 
on the porch were cheering him 
on." Dave "Elvis" Atkins tried 
to get the people who were 
throwing the items to stop, but 
according to Seigworth, "they 
only threw more." 

Seigworth's car is one 
of 824 made and one of 517 left 
in exsistence. He estimates its 
value at approximately $40,000. 



The candy and ice left deep scuff 
marks in the paint, which 
Seigworth says will require the 
entire car to be buffed down. 
"It will have to be buffed entirely 
back down so everything is the 
same; it will change the whole 
color of the car." 

Seigworth has owned the car 
for 12 years and did almost all of 
the restoration work on it. He 
gave no estimate of monetary 
damages, because he will do the 
work himself. 

In answer to Seigworth's 
charges, Dan Durkin, the 
president of the Epsilon Xi 
chapter of Theta Chi Fraternity, 
feels his fraternity is being 
unfairly singled out for the 
incident. According to Durkin. 
there was a large crowd in front 
of the house and many in the 
crowd who were not in the 
fraternity. In a telephone 
interview, Durkin said, "It's 
unfortunate the situation 
occurred, however I do believe 
Mr. Seigworth is blowing the 
case out of proportion. To judge 
my fraternity on the action of 




Ray Henderson/ClarionCall 
A fire ripped through the Clarion Ford Mercury dealership 
late yesterday morning. Two fire departments responded 
to the blaze. No major injuries were reported. 



one person is unfair." Durkin 
has sent an answer to 
Seigworth's editorial to the 
Derrick. 

Another local man also claims 
he had some problems with 
students during the parade but 
did not single out any certain 
person or group. 

Jack Hoffman, of Franklin, 
had his team of draft horses 
pulling a wagon with about ten 
people in it. Hoffman's son was 
following the wagon on foot, 
acting as the required "scooper" 
when, according to Hoffman, 
some students began yelling, 
laughing and pointing at his son 
when the horses defficated. 

Hoffman said he 
couldn't understand "how a 
young adult can point and shout 
at a young 4-H boy, while 
they're standing there sucking on 
a quart of beer." 

Hoffman said his son was 
troubled by the taunts but 
continued with his work. 

Both men say they will not 
participate in future ALF 
parades. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Alan Seigworth, driving, has accused Theta Chi Fraternity 
of pelting his car during the ALF parade. 



Fire ravages dealership 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



Fire raged through the Clarion 
Ford Mercury car dealership on 
1214 East Main Street late 
yesterday morning. 

The call was taken at the 
Clarion Emergency 911 at 
approximately 11:06 a.m. and by 
the time firemen arrived on the 
scene around 11:12, pillows of 
black smoke were already 
flowing out through large 
wooden garage doors in the front 
of the building. At least one 
bystander reported hearing an 
explosion, although an employee 
working in a nearbv store said 
that she did not hear a blast. 

Employees of Clarion Ford 
Mercury attempted to move all 
cars from the front of the 
dealership with the additional aid 
of a tow truck, but soon the blaze 
became too large and the rescue 
mission had to be aborted. 



A mechanic employed at the 
deslership said, "It just went up." 
No major injuries were 
sustained in the blaze, although 
Clarion Emergency reported that 
one person was transported from 
the scene. Clarion Emergency 
did not know the destination of 
the individual taken from the 
scene. 

A fire policemen from Dubois 
said, "The fight ran smoothly 
from start to finish." 

The Clarion Volunteer Fire 
Department and the Strattonville 
Volunteer Fire Department 
responded to the scene. 

By 12:30 p.m., the building 
was turned into a mere frame. 
"The structure is pretty much 
gone," said Judy Rawson of the 
Strattonville V.F.D. 

Rawson said there was no 
danger of the blaze spreading to 
surrounding buildings, but there 
were dangerous chemicals inside 
the building, including the 
chloroflourocarbon freon. 



Although non-flammable, if 
inhaled in sufficient amounts, 
freon can be lethal. 

The cause of the fire has not 
yet been determined, although 
several assumptions seem to be 
connected to a gas tank housed 
within the structure. 

The American Red Cross was 
also on the scene distributing 
soda pop and ice to the 
firefighters. The beverages were 
donated by the Sheetz 
convenience store. 

Owner John Morris said, "I 
appreciate the fire departments' 
quickness in response. Everyone 
in the town and the local 
businesspeople have all been 
very helpful in doing all they 

ti 

can. 

A crowd of around 100 people 
gathered to watch the action. 
The spectators were taking a 
risk due to the dangerous factors 
of the chemicals in the fire, 
according to Rawson. 



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Gay rights issue put to test 



CPS- Amy Millward is 
worried about her future. 

She's a sophomore at Oregon 
State University and she relies 
on a president's scholarship to 
pay for her tuition. 

But she's afraid that if Ballot 
Measure 9 passes in the 
upcoming general election, 
classifying homosexuality as a 
perversion in Oregon, the 
scholarship could be taken away 
from her. 

"All they'd have to do is see 
that I'm active in LGBA 
(Lesbian, Gay and Bisexual 
Alliance), and they could revoke 
my scholarship. 1 couldn't go to 
school without it. . . I feel really 
vulnerable," Millward said. 

Corvallis, Ore. already isn't 
the easiest place to be 
homosexual, she said. If 
measure 9 passes, she believes 
hostility toward her will be 
become more overt -- that she 
could be harassed and have no 
legal protection. 

Jeff Kubler is worried about 
his children's futures. 

He has three children -- all 
preschool age. And he's 
concerned that there's a growing 
movement in the schools to 
present homosexuality as a 
normal lifestyle. 

"Society needs to have equal 
rights for all, special rights for 
none. I think to elevate 
homosexuality to. . . protected 
status is wrong -- especially in 
the education of our children," 
Kubler said. 

He and his family have lived in 
Comwallis for about five years, 
and he's been active in the 
Oregon Aliance for three to four 
years. He supports Measure 9. 

Measure 9 is a proposed state 
constitutional amendment that 




would require the goverment to 
recognize homosexuality as 
"abnormal, wrong, unnatural and 
perverse." 

With that classification, the 
measure would also keep the 
government from using state 
money to "promote, encourage 
or facilitate" homosexuality. 
Sexual preference could not be 
recognized or protected in state 
law or public institutions. 

The language of the measure 
is a major source of 
disagreement between 

campaigning groups. The 
problem lies in the definition of 
"promote, encourage and 
facilitate." 

Where would the government 
have to draw the line if the 
proposal passes? 

Those opposing measure 9 say 
it would present a major 
abridgement of civil rights. 
Groups like LGBA wouldn't be 
able to meet on campus, 
scholarships and other aid to 
openly homosexual students 
would be taken away, and 
homosexuals would have no 
legal recourse in case of 
harassment, said Ridge McCoy, 
director of the NO on 9 Campus 
Coalition. 

Oregon Citizens Alliance 
member John B. King of 
Corvallis said the language 
would only keep government 
from giving homosexuals special 
status as a minority group. "It 
doesn't criminalize their 
behavior. It just prevents public 
promotion of their lifestyle," 
King said. 

Both arguments have already 
been evaluated by Oregon 
voters. Cornwallis voters 
rejected a citywide ordinance 
similar to Measure 9 by a two to 
one ratio in May. 

The city of Springfield passed 
a similar ordinance in that 
month. 

As indicators of the way the 
vote on Measure 9 will go on 
November 3, the city results 
cancel each other out -- 



representatives on both sides say 
the vote will be too close to 
estimate. 

Groups from both sides have 
organized to sway voters before 
the crucial general elections. 
"NO on 9," a statwide 
organizaton, has county offices 
in Corvallis. The Oregon 
Citizens Alliance has distributed 
literature in town. 

Oregon Citizens Alliance 
representatives say the fight for 
Benton County is all but decided 
-- the wide margin by which the 
Corvallis ordinance failed put 
the writing on the wall. 

"You kind of take wins where 
you can find them. The state is a 
big checkerboard -- some areas 
liberal,, some conservative. The 
thing is to try to put it all 
together in your favor," King 
said. 

Members of "NO on 9" realize 
that things are going their way 
locally and have campaign 
tactics to suit. 

"Most of our effort is in voter 
registration and voter education," 
said Andrea Wolff, field director 
for the local "NO on 9" office. 
"We're trying to get more voters 
out there. We're also focusing 
efforts on areas of Linn and Polk 
counties that are more 
conservative," she said. 

Both Millward and Kubler are 
dedicated to seeing their 
respective causes through - and 
both realize that the fight, win or 
lose, will go beyond November 
3. 

"I'll remain involved, see 
what's there to do," Kubler said. 
"It's certainly an important vote, 
but even if we lose, I would stay 
and keep working." 

"If I lived in another state and 
heard this thing passed, there's 
no way I'd come here except to 
fight it," Millward said. "But I'm 
already here, and the only hope 
is to appeal to people's 
sensibilities, to show that 
[Measure 9] is unjust." 

"My life is basically on hold 
until November 3." 



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S.A.M. places 



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The Clarion University chapter 
of the' Society for the 
Advancement of Management 
(S.A.M.) took third place in the 
competition for Outstanding 
chapter in the Pittsburgh region. 
This award, the first won by 
the Clarion chapter, is based 
upon points gained by 
undertaking community service, 
fund raising, attendance at 
society functions and the hosting 
of speakers for the members. 
The Pittsburgh region was 
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An honors graduate of 



Clarion's business management 
program, Karen Musante, was 
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student for her contributions to 
the Clarion and Pittsburgh 
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The Clarion chapter of S.A. M. 
started four years ago and is 
open to students of all majors. 
With a membership of 
approximately 25, the society 
has been active in walk-a-thons, 
various fundraising activities and 
in bringing speakers to campus. 

Vice President of Public 
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Ghost haunts Hart Chapel 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



While there are many legends 
and mysteries at each institution, 
there is one in particular that is 
unique to Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania. 

Legend has it that a well 
known playwright from New 
York came to Clarion to perform 
one of his plays. On opening 
night, the playwright was called 
out of town unexpectedly. He 
turned in his masterpiece over to 
the hands of his director, to 
whom he had every confidence 
in. 

When he returned, he expected 
congratulations all around on the 
huge success of his work. 
However, he was greeted with 
nothing. He searched for his 
director to find out what had 
happened. 

The director informed him that 
his play was a complete failure. 
The playwright was aghast. 
"How could such a wonderful 
work be doomed to failure?" He 
asked ' himself. He again 
questioned his director to be sure 
he heard correctly and again he 
was told the play had failed. 

Unbeknownst to him, his 
director had changed several 



parts of the play. 

The playwright was in a frenzy 
of anguish. He couldn't go back 
to New York. His reputation 
was at stake. So, late one night, 
he broke into the back of Hart 
Chapel whereupon he climbed 
the scaffolding into the rafters. 
He took a rope and tied one end 
of it to a beam and at the other 
end, he made a noose. He 
wrapped the noose around his 
neck. . . and jumped. 

The following evening, the 
director went to the chapel. As 
he stepped through the doors he 
heard the rafters creaking 
overhead. He glanced up and his 
horrified eyes took in the sight of 
the playwright above, swinging 
back and forth, back and forth. 

The story goes that if you peek 
into one of the chapel's windows 
on a dark, eerie night when dead 
leaves rustle across sidewalks 
and clouds race across a hidden 
moon, you will see the shadow 
of the tormented playwright 
swinging back and forth. 

This story and others similar to 
it are told at orientation. Jay 
Ellas, an orientation leader at 
Clarion, has said that some have 
claimed to have seen the shadow 
of the playwright but none have 



WCCB, green radio 



by Ed Ambrass 
Contributing Writer 



WCCB: More Than Just A Color 

After being located in Harvey 
Hall for 21 years, WCCB 640 
am has found a new home and a 
new name. Located in Gemmell, 
WCCB is Green Radio. 

At WCCB 640 AM, they have 
taken green beyond just a color, 
it is a way of life. It stands for 
individuality, creativity and the 
freedom of expression. 

Green in the purest sense, is 
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WCCB felt green was a good 
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alternative format. Green is also 
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Green describes something 
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Thurs Oct. 29 

PA Collegiate Choral 
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Sun Nov. 1 

Symphony Orchestra 
Concert (Aud) 3:15 pm 
Clarion Intl. Assoc. 
Cultural Program 
(Gem M-P) 7 pm 



Fri Oct. 30 

- PA Collegiate Choral 
Festival (Scranton) 

- Class Withdrawlas 
end 4 pm 

- UAB/BACCHUS 
Bedrock Cafe (Gem 
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Wed Nov. 4 

-Swim vs. Allegheny 

5 p.m. 

-STAR presents Todd 
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Roles of the Sexes 
Changing?" 
(Chapel) 7 p.m. 



Mon. Nov. 2 

Jazz Band Tour 
Policy Committee mtg. 
(248 Gem) 7 pm 
Koinonia Leadership 
Speakers Bureau 
(Chap) 8 pm 



Sat Oct. 31 

- HALLOWEEN 

- Psi Chi Coat Drive 
(Psychology Dept.) ends 

- Houdini Chap 4 and 8 
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Fri Nov 6 

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Invitational 
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NSNS- When a couple of 
students at the University of 
North Carolina organized the 
Student Environment Action 
Coalition (SEAC) in 1988, they 
never expected it to encompass 
some 30,000 students at 2,200 
colleges nationwide in just four 
years. 

"It just spread across the 
country like wildfire," said Josh 
Busby, co-chair of SEAC at 
North Carolina. 

SEAC has revived the 
environmental movement on 
numerous campuses, such as at 
Kansas State University, where a 
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New tuition proposal 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



The State System of Higher 
Education's (SSHE) Board of 
Governors is currently reviewing 
a proposal which calls for a 
complete overhaul of the present 
tuition policy for the 14 state 
owned schools. 

The proposal, submitted some 
months ago by Philip D. Rowe 
Jr., chairman of the capital 
facilities committee within the 
Board of Governors, would base 
tuition on the ability to pay 
theory. Parental and personal 
income would be figured into the 
plan in order to determine a 
tuition figure for each student. 

"The Board and staff has been 
reviewing it to determine if it is 
feasible or not," said Rowe. 

According to Monica Douglas, 
Clarion University student and 
Board of Governors member, 
Rowe submitted the proposal 
because alternatives are being 
sought to the present tuition 
system. "We are looking for 
alternatives to the tuition, 
because of all the problems that 
are going on right now." 



Rowe emphasized that the plan 
is in its beginning stages and that 
no decision would be made ou it 
in the near future. 

"The Board is looking at the 
ramifications," said Scott 
Shewell, press secretary for 
SSHE, "of implementing a 
policy, such as where similar 
policies have been implemented 
and the results, and data of 
student incomes and grants in 
Pennsylvania." 

The plan basically states that 
those with more financial means, 
which includes parental and 
personal income and assets, 
should pay more for secondary 
education at state owned schools 
than a student who has less 
financial ability. 

A few of the items that would 
determine financial ability 
include: parental income, 
deduction for 

elementary/secondary school 
tuition, home equity, bank 
accounts, student income, gifts 
and scholarships. 



"It's a good plan in theory," 
said senior Clarion University 
student, A.J. Meeker, "but it will 
never work. It's not fair that 
someone pays more for the same 
education than someone of a 
lower income." 

Sophomore Michelle Schmid 
disagrees. "I think it's fair 
because everyone deserves an 
education. I can afford to pay 
tuition, but if someone else can't 
afford it, it doesn't mean they 
don't deserve the same education 
I am getting." 

"It's really broad right now," 
said Douglas, "and it needs fine 
tuned. I think it's straying away 
from our whole purpose and 
mission of the state system. 
There are other ways of going | 
about it." 

Rowe feels that a majorl 
problem with the plan may be 
administration. He said that 
resistance to change may cause) 
the biggest setback. 

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up at the January Board meeting 



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the Kansas State SEAC chapter. 
"Suddenly there was this 
environmental concern. It wasn't 
gradual. It was day and night. 
The 1980s were a desert with 
regards to these concerns. The 
upsurge pleases me greatly." 

SEAC started at UNC as 
Students for an Environmentally 
Conscious Society, or SEACS. 
Although the group's name has 
changed, the mission has not. 

In this election year, the 
coalition focused on getting 
students registered to vote. For 
instance, in the final weeks of 
the registration period, SEAC 
members registered 3,500 
students at UNC and 500 at 
Brown University. 

Although the organization 
maintains nonpartisan status, 
there is informal sympathy for 
the Clinton/Gore campaign 
among members. 

"We had a recent Vote For 
Change rally that drew 2,500 
students," Busby said. "We're 
not voting for George Bush en 
masse. We're generally voting 
for Clinton." 

What SEAC is up to depends 
on what chapter you ask. The 
national coalition meets twice a 
year, with representatives from 
each state and 17 geographic 
regions. The last national 
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The first SEAC meeting of the 
semester at UNC attracted 250 
interested students, according to 
Busby. The group divided into 
12 subcommittees to tackle such 
diverse issues as wildlife, toxics, 
recycling and education. Not 
surprisingly, the student vote 
committee had the largest 
turnout, with some 50 
volunteers. 

The UNC chapter of SEAC 
also is working on an effort to 
lobby for a stronger Endangered 
Species Act at the federal level. 

"SEAC at UNC is the original 
chapter. It's the birthplace," 
Busby said. "We're considered 
the leader for other campuses to 
follow. We're moving the 
agenda forward." 

The SEAC chapter at Stanford 
University is already organizing 
week-long activities for Earth 
Day next April, according to 
Michael Cohen, a chapter 
member. 

"This year we're going to be 
bigger, more powerful and more 
active than ever before," Cohen 
said. "We're trying to create a 
new phase where people get 
involved over the long run and 
we want to encourage them 
along the way. 

SEAC recently helped to stop 
a major development project. 






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The Clarion Call - 10-29-92- Page 9 



Six million registered voters in Pa. 



compiled by Dorilee Raybuck 
from the AP Service 



State 

Pa. citizens register 
to vote 

Almost six million 
Pennsylvanians have registered 
to vote in the November 
election. The State Department 
released unofficial voter 
registration figures on Tuesday, 
showing about a two percent 
increase in registered voters 
since the last presidential 
election in 1988. Democrats 
outnumber Republican voters by 
more than 476 thousand 
registered voters. 



Hillary Clinton stops in Pa. 
during final campaign week 

Hillary Clinton shook hands 
with auto workers and praised 
the economic goals of her 
husband during a campaign visit 
Tuesday to a Ford Electronics 
plant in Republican-rich 
Montgomery County. 

The wife of the Democratic 
presidential candidate told a 
crowd of about 250 people 
outside the two year old North 
Penn Electronics facility that her 
husband, Bill Clinton, favors 
investment in new plants, job 
training and health care. 

She said the Clinton/Gore 
ticket wants to win "big" in 
Pennsylvania. Clinton continued 
his bus tour through the south. 




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Mack, UAW 
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An informal contract between 
Mack Trucks and the United 
Auto Workers Union expired at 
midnight on Wednesday morning 
after a rough five years. 

Gone with that recessionary 
pact is the truck maker's promise 
to the UAW to keep all of its 
facilities open. Whether that 
pledge will continue was unclear 
as of Tuesday as both sides have 
refused to comment on 
negotiations. 

For nearly seven months, 
Mack and union officials from 
South Carolina, Maryland and 
Pennsylvania have met to 
discuss a new contract for about 
2,500 blue collar employees in 
the United States. 

Mack lost 318 million dollars 
in 1990 and 164 million dollars 
last year, but neither side has 
indicated whether the company 
is demanding more concessions. 

The handshake deal was the 
result of negotiations in 1987 
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Curcio locked horns with the 
UAW. Curcio told the union it 
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National 

J.F.K. info 
to be released 

President Bush has signed 
legislation requiring government 
agencies to release some secret 
material on the assassination of 
President John F. Kennedy. 

Bush said he hopes making the 
material available will help the 
nation in, "healing the wounds" 
caused by the assassination, 
which occurred nearly three 
decades ago in Dallas. 

The material to be declassified 
ranges from top secret 
intelligence reports to news 
clippings and tax returns. Any 
agency decisions not to release 
materials could be overridden by 
a panel appointed by the 
President. 

Not all Kennedy assassination 
material is included under the 
release order. The Kennedy 
family will control access to the 
file of photos and x-rays taken 
during the autopsy. 

Kennedy was shot and killed 
November 22, 1963, during a 
parade in Dallas, Texas. 



Nuclear threat 
not eliminated 

A panel of experts on nuclear 
weapons is warning that the 
nuclear threat was not eliminated 
by the Gulf War. 

The former head of a United 
Nations inspection team that 
hunted for weapons in Iraq was 
among those testifying before a 
Senate panel. David Kay said 
U.S. equipment and technology 
did help Saddam Hussein get 
closer to a nuclear weapon, and 
he added that the volume from 
the U.S. may not have been 
"great," but it was modern and 
essential. 

New AIDS definition 

The Federal Center for Disease 
Control is paying more attention 
to the needs of women in 
proposing a new definition of 

AIDS. 

The C.D.C. is considering 
adding three more diseases to the 
list to be considered AIDS 
hallmarks. The diseases added 
are Invasive Cervical Cancer, 
Pulmonary Tuberculosis and 
Recurrent Pneumonia. 





News 



compiled by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Surveillance system proposed 
at Shippensburg 

The Slate 

Thirteen vandalism incidents 
have been reported [on the 
Shippensburg campus] since the 
beginning of the school year, 
with damages of almost $2,000. 

The Student Association has 
proposed using viseo cameras to 
fight the vandalism on campus, 
and the issue was voted on in a 
non-binding referendum. 
Students voted 249-89 in favor 
of the cameras' use. 

A Student Association 
committee proposed using the 
cameras to survey overnight 
parking lots on campus 24 hours 
a day. 



Library theft increases 
at Mercyhurst 

The Merciad 

Only six weeks into 
Mercyhurst's school year and 
there has been abundance of 
theft and mutilation of library 
materials, according to David 
Pinto, director of the Hammerhill 
Library. 

"We catch at least a couple of 
students every day," said Pinto. 
One student was caught with two 
inches of torn out magazine in 
his bag. 

Pinto said that the October 19 
issue of Sports liiusiraied was 
put on the shelf on a Friday, and 
by Monday it was totally 
destroyed. Other examples 
include ripped out pictures in art 
books, covers torn off 
magazines and stories cut out of 
reference books by vandals. 



Edinboro dietician 
volunteers in Guyana 

The Spectator 

Deb Hilbert, Edinboro 
University's registered dietician 
and her family volunteered for 
three weeks in Guyana this past 
summer as part of the group 
Health for Humanity. 

Hilbert and her husband 
worked in hospitals and clinics, 
doing such activities as giving 
prenatal care, giving nutrition 
classes, surveying hospitals 
needs and teaching operation of 
some equipment. 

Guyana, located on the 
northern coast of South America, 
is one of the poorest nations in 
the western hemisphere. Its 
population consists primarily of 
East Indians and a rather large 
Afro-Guyanese minority. 



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Movie: **% "Kissin' Cousins" (1964) Elvis Presley. 


Movie: *** The Seven-Ups" (1974) Roy Scheider. 'PG' 


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Trucks [Sports 


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Crazy Kids 


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Future voters voice political views 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



As election day draws near, 
the three major candidates are 
campaigning hard. President 
Bush, Ross Perot, and Bill 
Clinton are trying to please every 
interest group they meet with. 
The population of this country 
has been disssected and analyzed 
every way possible to boost the 
chances of each candidate. 

The "big three" would do well 
to address the concerns of some 
of the citizens I met with 
October 20 at Keystone 
Elementary School in Knox. 

I found out that these young 
people have political opinions 
too. 

I asked them what the next 



"Lower taxes, stop drugs." - 
Patrick 

"Everyone would have clean 
water." - Melissa 

"Give homes to the homeless 
people."- Adam 

I was honestly surprised by the 
awareness level of these young 
folks. Obviously, the next 
president bette: be on his toes. If 
those issues aren't enough to 
keep him busy, Mrs. Fillgrove's 
second graders have a political 
agenda of their own, and they 
didn't hesitate when I asked 
what the new president should 
do. They said: 

"Lower prices and help allow 
fireworks for everyone" - Andy 

"Lower taxes, get rid of the 
criminals, and clean up the 



"Lower Prices and 

help allow fireworks 

for everyone" 




president should do to improve 
life for them and their families. 

My first stop was Mrs. 
Bushyeager's third grade class 
and here are there concerns: 

"Clean up the enviorment." - 
Chad 
"Cut taxes." -Emily 
"Give money to the poor." - 
Eric 
"Not raise prices." - Kristen 



enviornment." - Tony 

"Can he stay for four more 
years? and more free candy bars 
for Halloween, and make people 
stop running over our mailboxes, 
like the mailman did." - Patrick 

"More health care and stop 
wars." - Justin 

"More recycling, and stop 
selling beer." - Ryan 
"More schools." - Zac 

"No more schools and make 



Public affairs photo 
Don't blink! Soon they will be a part of the voting public and what they say and think will 
matter. But for right now they have a few more important things to do besides think about 
politics, like play in the park. 



parents let kids do anything they 
want to do.." - Johnathan 

"No homework and more 
hospitals." - Jessica 

"Make people stop littering, 
make more money." - Missy 

"Free cars for everybody, more 
food for everybody." - Mallory 
"Free houses." - Wendy 



"No smashing pumpkins, no 
teachers allowed except Mrs. 
Fillgrove." - Cherie 

"Stop drugs.." - Bobby 

Finally candidate Amy wants 
the president to stop all storms 
and volcanoes." 

I see some pretty extreme 
objectives in those lists, but each 



suggestion was given with true 
conviction of its worth. 

So, if any of those candidates 
ever read this, you've got some 
big orders to fill, and kids can be 
unforgiving. Don't let them 
down. 



Experience different cultures for a week 



by Denise Bump 
Features Writer 



Clarion University's 
Department of Residence Life is 
coordinating Cultural Diversity 
week, November 1-7, which is to 
become an annual event here at 
Clarion. 

The kick-off event will be 
"European Night" sponsored by 
the Clarion International 
Association, November 1 at 8 
p.m. in the Gemmell Complex 
multi-purpose room. Featured 
events will include European 
dance, cultural heritage lectures 



and food from various European 
ethnic groups. 

On November 2 Student Life 
Services, Panhellenic/ 

Interfraternity councils and 
Clarion University Foundation 
will be sponsoring "Strange Like 
Me." The Metamorphosis 
Performing Company will 
perform the dramatic play in the 
multi-purpose room of Gemmell 
Complex at 8 p.m. The play is 
designed to confront the 
audience with the ugliness of 
prejudice. At the end of play the 
audience will question the 
characters and challenge their 



actions. 

Next, for the week is "Culture 
Shock," co-sponsored by Phi 
Sigma Sigma and Department of 
Residence Life, November 3 at 7 
p.m. in 250/252 Gemmell. This 
interactive workshop will aid in 
personal exploration of emotions 
concerning prejudice, 

assimilation and intercultural 
experiences. 

Wednesday, November 4 at 7 
p.m. in Hart Chapel Mr Todd 
Wiggin will present "Are the sex 
roles changing?" This event is 
sponsored by STAR. Wiggin's 
presentation will center on the 



roles of modem men and women 
in both dating and society. His 
humor and intense style of 
presentation are sure to be 
crowd-pleasers. 

Also on Wednesday, perhaps 
the biggest part, of Cultural 
Diversity Week, Sister Souljah 
will speak to the campus. A 
nationally-known rapper and 
activist, she will deliver a public 
lecture entitled"Empowerment 
and Race" to CUP in the 
Gemmell Complex multi- 
purpose room at 8:3d p.m. The 
lecture is sponsored by Clarion 



University's Office of Minority 
Student Services, Office of 
Social Equity, African-American 
Student Union and Student 
Senate. The lecture will be free 
to the CUP students with valid 
ID. There will be a five dollar 
fee for the public. 

The purpose of these events is 
to open the minds and broaden 
the horizons of all who 
participate. 

The events are open for all and 
are a unique opportunity for 
exploration of differences within 
our society. 



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Kane Hodder brings "Jason" to Clarion 



by Drew Richards 
Features Writer 



On October 27, 1992, Kane 
Hodder, aka Jason Woorhees, 
spoke to a full house at Gemmell 
Student Complex. 

At first, I was a tad 
apprehensive about talking to 



Mom." 

He is friends with other killers 
expecially "Pinhead" from 
"Hellraiser" and Freddy Krueger. 

Jason has not considered using 
a different rythym such as a 
lovely calypso rhythm when 
breathing while stalking a 



He is friends with 

other killers especially 

Pinhead and Freddy Krueger. ' 



this guy seeing as he was 40 
minutes late due to "technical 
difficulties." However, the Kane 
Hodder experience overall was 
very interesting. 

He discussed his prior stunt 
work and showed some unedited 
clips from "Friday the 13th" 
movies. 

Talking to him, he was quite a 
gentleman. His family is very 
proud, particularly his mom who 
wears a jacket that says, "Jason's 



victim, nor does he have a 
preferred method of killing his 
victims, but maybe he will in 
episode DC or X (which may be 
the last one). 

Talking about social issues, 
Hodder does not believe that his 
movies influence real life serial 
killers, because he feels they are 
screwed up to begin with. And 
finally, he is an undecided voter 
for November 3, but he will not 
be voting for Bush. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Kane Hodder, a.k.a. Jason of Friday the Thirteenth fame, spoke on Tuesday. He provided 
rare footage of the movies and showed some of his stunt techniques to all who attended. 
The next Friday the Thirteenth is due out next year. 



Spencer's entertain with magical extravaganza 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Fratures Writer 



On Wednesday, October 28, 
internationally known illusion- 
ists Kevin and Cindy Spencer 
performed at the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose room. 

In the show illusion, comedy, 
audience participation, music 
and theatrical special effects 



combine to make the Spencers 
one of America's top touring 
illusion teams. 

The two have toured 
extensively throughout the 
United States, Mexico, New 
Zealand and Australia. The 
Birmingham News wrote "their 
show is fast-paced, sophisticated, 
state-of-the-art entertainment," 



Poets Corner 



To My Sisters, 

Walk with me, hand in hand 

because I'm not just your 
friend 

but your sister. 
Come with me to the land 

where we understand one 
another... 

you're my sister. 
Hold my hand and follow my 
lead, 

I'd never take you astray- 

You're my sister. 
Remember the time when I was 
in need, you were always there 



for me. . . 

as a sister. 
And when you need a shoulder, a 
hand or an ear 

I will lend you mine 

for you are my sister. 
If you're ever alone and full of 
fear 

turn to me- I'll be there, 

always as your sister. 
Tough times will pass in just a 
moment, 

But we will always be one 
another's sister. 

Love, Jen Frey 



and compared them to 
illusionists David Copperfield 
and Sigfried and Roy of Las 
Vegas. 

The Spencer's magic doesn't 
stop at the end of the show; since 
1984, they have been spreading 
the word about the use of simple 
magic tricks as a theraputic tool 
for the physically challenged 
called the "Healing of Magic." 

The program has an 
international reputation and is 
currently being used by some of 
the most prestigious 
rehabilitation centers in the U.S. 
and 13 other countries. 

The Spencers were nominated 
for the 1990 Jefferson Award 
sponsored by the Kennedy 
foundation. They received the 
1991 Outstanding Young 



Virginian Award for 
"outstanding achievements in 
their field and distinguished 
service to their community, state 
and nation." In 1992, they were 
the recipients of the Harry 
Chapin Award for "contributions 
to humanity," given by the 
National Association for Campus 
Activities. 

Along with various public 
service awards they have been 
listed in the international 
directory of Who's Who in 
Magic. 

They were chosen to represent 
the United States and entertain at 
the World Youth Congress in 
Oaxtepec, Mexico. They have 
also received numerous 
nominations for NACA's 
Campus "Entertainer of the 



Year" and "Variety Entertainer of 
the Year" awards. 

The Spencer's magic therapy 
program has been featured in a 
number of publications including 
Health Care, The Washington 
Post, The New York Times, The 
American Medical News Journal 
and Health Magazine. They 
have written the most 
comprehensive book available 
on therapeutic use of magic in 
physical and psycho-social 
rehabilitation currently being 
used by health care professionals 
world-wide. 

Every year, thousands of 
people experience the magic and 
illusion of the Spencers, and last 
night Clarion students got to do 
the same. 



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Michelle Adams 

Sophomore, EL EcL/ECH 

"Clinton, because he seems clear on his issues." 






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Sophomore, Accounting 

"BUSH!" 



Wendy Lewis 

Junior, El. Ed./ Special Ed. 

"Clinton, because 'he's the man'.' 



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Sophomore, Communication 

"Clinton. His daughter is very 

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Amy Schneider 

Senior, Education 

"Clinton, because he places emphasis on 

education." 



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"Clinton, because of his views on 

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Junior, Sociology/Psychology 

"Bill Clinton, because he has a national 

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by Chuck Shepherd 



-The Memphis Zoo recentlly 
kicked off "Dinosaurs Live!" an 
exhibit of computerized, 
mechanical replicas of the 
creatures that became extinct 65 
million years ago. As of early 
September, according to zoo 
official Ann Ball, six people had 
asked for refunds of the $2.50 
admission price upon learning 
that the exhibit did not feature 
real dinosaurs. 

-In June, the World Health 
Organization, in "the most 
comprehensive report ever 
complied on global reproductive 
health," reported that humans 
engage in more than 100 million 
acts of heterosexual intercourse 
each day with a conception rate 
of 1 percent. 

-At the Bowery subway station 
in New York City in September, 

Movie Review: 



Darryl Washington and Maria 
Ramos were injured when a train 
plowed into them as they were 
engaged in sex while lying on a 
mattress on the tracks. 
Washington suffered several 
fractured bones, but Ramos got 
off with only minor cuts because 
the quick acting motorman was 
able to slow the train. 

-Goshen, Ind. police Capt. Joe 
Brown reported in May that he 
was considering bringing 
charges against a 65-year old 
man who had poured hot coffee 
onto the head of a 14 year old 
boy who was underneath a 
footbridge in a local park. The 
man said he did it because he 
was sure that the boy was 
looking up women's dresses as 
they passed by, and he wanted to 
prevent the boy from becoming a 
sexual pervert. 



-Karen L. Wrobel, 43, was 
charged in La Crosse, Wis., in 
August with illegal sexual 
contact with a 15 year old boy. 
According to the prosecuter, she 
seduced the boy by telling him 
that she had a bubble in her brain 
that could pop and kill her if the 
boy turned her down. 

-Sheldon Rhyne, 19, was 
arrested in Greensboro, N.C., in 
June for missing a court date on 
a breaking and entering charge. 
Police searching Rhyne's home 
with an arrest warrant finally 
found him hiding inside the 
clothes dryer. 

-Long Beach, Calif, police 
arrested Larry Dwayne Mitchell 
in August on suspicion of 
burglary. Mitchell (using the 
name Jerry Jacobs) had for 
weeks been showing up at 
burglary scenes as a "witness" 



who supplied information to the 
victim and police. Police said 
fingerprints linked Mitchell to 
four of the burglaries he had 
"witnessed" and Mitchell later 
confessed to more than 40. 

-The New Haven Register 
reported in February that a thief 
made off with 32 boxes of 
Mcnistat 7 suppositories from 
the Old Saybrook, Conn., Stop & 
Shop after telling a security 
guard that he was infected with 
the HIV virus and threatened to 
bite the guard. 

-In Jacksonville, Fla., in April, 
Marvin Lee Jones was shot in 
the right leg after escaping death 
moments earlier when a gun held 
to his head did not fire. Police 
said the assailant was Jones 1 son, 
13, who was angry that Dad 
wouldn't pay him back the $10 
he owed him. 

-British scientist Andrew 
Tomkins, in a letter published in 
an August medical journal, wrote 
that his studies showed that the 
food dogs and cats receive in the 
more developed parts of the 
world is more nutritious than the 
food supplied to human refugees 
in the world's trouble spots. He 
called for , at least, parity. 



-Charles Washington, 21, was 
found shot to death in Houston 
in February after having had a 
weekend-long quarrel with his 
gay lover. The fight started 
when Washington discovered 
that his lover had been having an 
affair with Washington's mother 
in the house the three of them 
shared. 

-In Miami in August, Levon 
Howard lost a shootout with his 
roommate Edwin Heyliger, who 
was charged with murder. 
Howard had broken into 
Heyliger's room, angry that 
someone had drunk his Kool 
Aid, and in the ensuing 
argument, both scrambled for 
guns. 

-Twice, within five weeks this 
summer near Miami, drug 
runners in small planes were 
forced to jettison their entire 
cargo, j one because of engine 
trouble land the other after being 
detected by anti-smuggling 
radar. More that $21 million 
worth of cocaine fell from the 
sky in bales in suburban areas 
but was recovered by law 
enforcement agencies. 

-(C) 1992 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



"Consenting Adults," give in and see it 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



"Consenting Adults" 
Starring: Kevin Kline 

Mary Elizabeth 
Mastrantonio 
Directed and Produced: 
Alan J. Pakula 
Rated R 
** 1/2 stars 



Every so often a movie comes 
out that is exciting, new, 
different, and bags a lot of the 
movie goer's cash. This visually 
prompts other film companies to 
spew out movies with basically 
the same premise or idea to cash 
in on what's a hot topic. In this 
case, back in 1987, "Fatal 
Attraction" scared the audience 



Rock news 



by Amy WhUtaker 
Contributing Writer 



Neneh Cherry's new album 
"Homebrew" was recorded over 
a period of 18 months in 
Cherry's London home. The 
album has a vast array of guest 
appearances including Guru and 
DJ Premiere of Gang Star, who 
appear on the opening track 
"Sassy" and REM's Michael 
Stipe who, believe it or not,, raps 
on a sex education track called 
'Trout." 

Dire Straits will no longer be 
touring, according to Mark 
Knopfler. He made it clear that 
the "On Every Street" tour 
would be his last. The band 
recently ended a 220 concert tour 
in Zaragoza, Spain. 



Pink Floyd will be releasing 
"Shine On," an 8 CD deluxe 
boxed set. The set will be a 
comprehensive collection of the 
band's best known works. All of 
the recordings are newly 
mastered and include the original 
releases of "A Saucerful of 
Secrets," "Meddle," "The Dark 
Side of the Moon," "Wish You 
Were Here," "The Wall," "A 
Momentary Lapse of Reason" 
and a bonus CD pack of the early 
singles. 

Ten year veterans, Soul 
Asylum, are making a fresh start 
on a new label, Columbia 
Records. "Grave Dancers' 
Union" was produced by 
Michael Beinhorn. The band 
will head out on a full scale U.S. 
tour in December. 



into believing if they sleep with 
someone outside a marriage, 
they would pay the consequenes. 
They would lose their family, 
their job, and experience life- 
threatening terror. "Consenting 
Adults" continues the saga, but 
delivers nothing new. 

The story begins in die well-to- 
do neighborhood of Richard and 
Priscilla Parker, played 
respectively by Kevin Kline and 
Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio. 
You wil! remember Kline from " 
A Fish Called Wanda" and the 
recent "Grand Canyon," while 
Mastrontonio hails from last 
year's "Robin Hood." 

Richard, a jingle writer, and 
Priscilla are a dull couple who's 
spark is gone and lack the 
initiative to do anything exciting. 

Another couple moves in next 
door and seems to rejuvinate the 



empty bodies of the Parkers who 
are simply victims in waiting. 
Kevin Spacey, from TV's 
"Wiseguy" brillantly plays the 
next door neighbor, Eddy Otis, 
who works on getting poor 
Richard to swap wives for a 
night to get a thrill and sew a 
few overly wild oats. When 
Richard accepts, the trouble 
begins as he is pegged to have 
killed Katherine Otis, Eddy's 
wife, after the alleged covet. 

The basic* element thrown 
around all through the film is 
that of trust. Eddy earns the trust 
of Richard by being his 
neighbor, friend and financial 
advisor and he uses this trust 



against 



him. The whole 
institution of marriage is based 
on trust. Richard brings all this 
agony on himself. Trust is what 
"Consenting Adults" is all about. 
Though you may be tired of 
the "Fatal Attraction" topic, 
"Consenting Adults" is worth the 
ticket. There are some unique 
moments and an exciting 
conclusion that make up for this 
repeated plot. If it was just 
released a couple years sooner, I 
believe the film would be 
appreciated a little more. 

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AT&T investment challenge to begin 



by Erik Jones 
Features Writer 



The risky world of stock 
markets, full of intense 
competition and shrewd business 
people, will hit Clarion 
University on November 2. 
CUP students will get a chance 
to exercise their business sense 
by participating in the fifth 
annual AT&T Collegiate 



Investment Challenge. 

"The challenge was designed 
as a fun and exciting way of 
providing students with hands on 
experience in today's financial 
markets," says Dr. Jeffery 
Eicher, Chairperson, Finance 
Department. 

Students who participate will 
be set up with a fictional 
$500,000 account. They will 
also be given a toll-free 1-800 



number to call and trade stocks. 

CUP students and faculty will 
join competition with over 
15,000 other American college 
students. They will buy and sell 
stocks within the real 
professional stock world. 

The nationwide competition 
will end of February 28. Among 
some of the prizes awarded will 
be a 1993 Pontiac Grand Am, a 



vacation in the Bahamas, cash 
scholarships and monthly prizes 
for Champion USA. 

Clarion students and faculty 
are gearing up for the challenge 
by holding strategy sessions. 
According to Dr. Eicher these 
sessions will be held to 
investigate stock market 
strategies and updates on the 
progress of the competition. 



All those who sign up will pay 
a 55 dollar registration fee. all 
students who participate are 
guaranteed a valuable 
experience. Dr. Eicher states, 
"Whether students end up in the 
Bahamas or bankrupt, every 
student is a winner because they 
learn lessons no text book can 
teach." 



Seminar for strings, an educational experience 



by Lisa Lepre 
Features Writer 



On Saturday October 24, 
Clarion University and the 
Pennsylvania/ Delaware String 



Teachers Association presented 
the third annual seminar for the 
strings. The free seminar was 
held in the Marwick-Boyd Fine 
Arts Building from 8 a.m. to 6 
p.m. Those who attended 



included young students, 
teachers, studio instructors and 
suing enthusiasts. 

The days events opened with a 
brief address by Dr. John Kuhn, 
provost of Clarion University. 







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This was followed by string 
instrumental instruction for 
registered participants from 
instructors in the field. The 
events concluded with a short 
concert. 

The seminar for strings is co- 
founded and directed by Vahe 
Berberian, associate professor of 
music at Clarion. Fellow 
clinicians were violinist/vioiist/ 
conductor Jaropolk Lassowsky 
of Clarion University, the 
president of Cleveland Institute 
of Music Violinists, David 
Cerone, string bassist Jeffrey 
Turner, associate principal 
bassist of the Pittsburgh 
Symphony, Violinist/violist 
Carol Bolland, Suzuki specialist 
for Clarion University, 
Violinist/violist Kim Tomas, 
Clarion University graduate and 



coordinator of the string program 
for Brookville Area Schools and 
violinist Marcia Zahradnik, a 
member of the string faculty of 
the Downingtown Area Public 
Schools. 

The levels of concentrated 
instruction offered at the seminar 
varied from group solo and 
quartet performances to 
preparatory level and master 
classes with compositions by 
Bach and Duport most noteably 
performed. 

The seminar is sponsored by 
grants from the provost cultural 
series, the Pennsyl- 

vania/Delaware String Teachers 
association and is endorsed by 
the Pennsylvania Unit of the 
National School Orchestra 
Association. 



Coat drive continues 



by Larry McKuen 
Features Writer 



It was about 30 degrees outside 
last November when a Clarion 
University van pulled up outside 
a homeless shelter in Pittsburgh. 
Inside the van were coats that the 
Psi Chi, Clarion University's 
Psychology Honorary, had 
collected. 

Outside the shelter men, 
women and children were lined 
up waiting to receive these coats. 

"It was a wonderful feeling, on 
that cold November day, 
watching the homeless people 
put on warm coats. We could 
see the look of gratitude on their 
faces. They couldn't thank us 



enough for our help," wrote Joy 
Pryke, drive coordinator. 

This year Psi Chi is having 
another drive in order to help the 
homeless and would like the help 
of the students and the 
community once again. 

Psi Chi is working with Light 
of Life Ministries Inc. in 
Pittsburgh. The shelter is in 
need of many items. Not only 
are they accepting coats, clothes 
and shoes, but they are also in 
need of shampoo, soap, 
toothpaste, towels, deodorant, 
razors, laundry detergent and 
cleaning supplies. 

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Student wants EM T program 




by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 



A student on campus wants to start an 
arise on Clarion's campus. 



Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
EMS group to respond to emergencies that may 



David Acierno, a concerned 
student, has started a campaign 
to have Emergency Medical 
Services (EMS) on campus. 

"I want to work to get the EMS 
as a recognized organization," 
said Acierno. "We need every 
extra pair of hands, trained or 
not." 

The EMS is basically a group 
of people who are always the 
first responders to a scene of 
emergencies, ranging from 
severe suicide attempts to broken 
ankles. 

So far this semester, Acierno 
has had 13 episodes in which he, 
in some way, used his training 
and skills to help those in 
trouble. 

"One recent instance," he said, 
"I had to give an intoxicated girl 
mouth to mouth while waiting 
for the paramedics to arrive. I 
don't know if she would have 



survived without it." 

This is an example of how 
important it is to have this 
service on campus. 

Although this organization 
needs Emergency Medical 
Technicians (EMTs), volunteers 
are also welcomed to join. 
"Those who aren't yet certified 
can't go on emergency cases 
alone," said Acierno, " but they 
can observe until they are 
trained. It's a valuable 
experience." 

Acierno feels that this 
organization is a must on 
campus. "We've had cases 
before of EMTs being here and 
not knowing anything. The 
more that are trained in this area, 
the better off we are." 

As for now, the funds for 
bandages and other necessary 
supplies have come from 
Acierno's pocket, but he hopes 
that as this organization grows, 
the Student Senate will help with 
the funding also. 



SSHE asks state for future appropriations 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-Chief 



The State System of Higher 
Education (SSHE) is asking over 
$407 million from the state next 
year for their Operating 
Appropriations Requests. 
Tuition would not be hiked if a 
14 percent increase would be 
granted. 

If the state alloted zero percent 
to the appropriation request 
level, tution would increase by 
as much as $600. 

"I really don't think we will get 

the money," said student Board 

of Governors member, Monica 

Douglas. 

"The money just isn't there. We 



are not receiving the revenue the 
governor expected to receive." 

Despite financial uncertainty, 
Douglas does not expect tuition 
to increase $600. "I do not think 
the Board will vote that high, but 
I think they will vote higher than 
a $25.0 to $300 increase." 

A special $13 million 
component is figured into the 
requested amount, which is 
designed to restore the 3.5 
percent reduction cut in SSHE's 
current budget. 

According to SSHE's request, 
"the appropriation will support 
an increase of $49,141,823, or 
6.93 percent, over Fiscal Year 
1992-93's planned educational 
and general expenditures." 



"The request is mindful of the 
continuing economic uncertain- 
ties in Pennsylvania and across 
the nation," board Chairman F. 
Eugene Dixon Jr. said in a 
statement to the Associated 
Press. 

"If funded, it would accomplish 
two primary goals, the 
restoration of lost state funding 
and the stabilization of 
Pennsylvania resident tuition 
rates," he said. 

A few line items which are 
intended to come out of this 
request include the Library of the 
Future, Pennsylvania Academy 
for the Profession of Teaching, 
Outcomes Assessment, Inter- 
national Business Centers and 



Labor Studies. 

"Until the government sees 
education as a priority, the 
situation will not get any better," 
said Douglas. 



Governor Robert Casey will 
announce his decision 
concerning the appropriation 
request sometime this spring. 



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Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of October 19 through 
October 25. 

On October 21, a report was given to Public Safety that a student 
punched another student in the throat in Campbell Hall. The incident 
is currently under investigation for additional information 

Several students were involved in a fight outside of Nair Hall on 
October 23, at around 11:22 p.m. After Public Safety investigated the 
incident, several students were cited for disorderly conduct. One of 
the students involved in the fight was cited for underage drinking. His 
parents were notified via letter. 

A student parking tag, number 3018, was stolen from an unlocked 
vehicle in parking lot "S" on October 25 between 9:00 a.m. and 12:00 
p.m 

A "Murray" mountain bike was stolen from the bike rack in front of 
Becker Hall between 12:30 p.m. and 1:30 p.m. on October 26. The 
bike was described as black with pink handlebars. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 







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by Ben Vessa 
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When a team opens its 
schedule by losing to four 
powerhouse opponents in a row, 
the team will take one of two 
possible paths. One path leads to 
a lack of confidence and a lack 
of desire to go on with the 
season. The other path has the 
team striving from the 
opportunity and using the 
experience to its benefit later in 
the year. 

The athletic department took a 
big chance this season by not 
scheduling a normal Ferris or 
Fairmont State opener, and 
opting to face Division I-AA 
champion Youngstown State to 
begin the '92 campaign instead. 
Three collegiate juggernauts 
followed, and Clarion quickly 
fell to 0-4. The Golden Eagles 
were at the crossroads and the 
path they would take remained 
uncertain. 

Three weeks later, the path has 
been chosen, and to the delight 
of the coaching staff and athletic 
department, it was the one they 
were hoping for all along. 

Last Saturday's 23-20 victory 
at Shippensburg restored any 
confidence that the first four 
games had removed, and, at 2-1 
in the conference, the Eagles are 
still very much alive in their 
quest for a eS^C-West 




Dave Riley/Clarion Call 
Clarion's El Ponder stretches for a diving tackle against a Shippensburg receiver. Ponder 
collected six tackles and broke up two Shipp passes in Saturdays game. 



conference championship. 

Just as they had done in every 
game since the Youngstown 
opener, the Golden Eagles 
scored first. After a 
Shippensburg fumble, Clarion 




Dave Riley/Clarion Call 
Antron Sims (93) breaks from a blocker to get at the QB. 



marched down to the Red Raider 
eight yard line, but had to settle 
on a Paul Cramer 25 yard field 
goal. The Golden Eagles had the 
lead 3-0, but their problems of 
scoring touchdowns when inside 
the Shipp 10 yard line were just 
beginning. 

The Raiders mounted a scoring 
drive of their own midway 
through the opening frame. The 
big play, which has haunted 
Clarion all year, loomed its ugly 
head again in the form of 53 yard 
bomb from Brian Gilbert to Ed 
Minogue. The extra point 
attempt failed, but Shipp 
suddenly had the advantage, 6-3. 
The Eagles special teams, 
which seems to produce a big 
play every week, proved this 
week to be no exception. 
Marlon Worthy weaved his 
magic for a 27 yard punt return 
and placed Clarion deep into 
Shipp territory. Moments later, 
Jay Tonini powered his way into 
the end zone from two yards 
away, and Clarion reclaimed the 
lead 10-6. 

After a Clarion turnover, the 
Red Raiders vaulted back into 
the lead thanks to a five play, 43 



yard drive. It concluded in a one 
yard touchdown run from an 
airborne Jerome Pressley, and it 
gave the home team a three point 
cushion. 

Clarion put on a late second 
quarter surge that got as far as 
the Shipp nine, but with eight 
seconds left in the half, a bid by 
Cramer to tie the score went 
awry. The Eagles held the ball 
twice as long as Shipp, but still 
trailed 13-10 at intermission. 

Controversy marred the early 
stages of quarter number three. 
On third and goal from the 
Raiders' five yard line, Myers 
found Kevin Harper for an 
apparent touchdown, but the 
referee overruled the two back 
judges. Clarion was forced to 
settle for another Cramer tri- 
fector, and the game was knotted 
at 13. 

On CUP's next possession, the 
Eagles were forced to rely on 
Cramer's boot once again. The 
missed opportunities looked as if 
they may come home to haunt 
(no Halloween pun intended). 



(Cont. on page 20) 



Clarion 3 7 6/ 2T 

Shippensburg 6 7 7 20 

FIRST QUARTER 

Clarion: Cramer 25 FG, 8:40. 
Drive: 14 plays, 58 yards. Key 
play: Shippensburg goal line stand 
stops Clarion from scoring TD. 
Clarion 3, Shipp 0. 
Shippensburg: Gilbert 33 yd pass 
to Minogue (kick failed), 4:16. 
Drive: 4 plays. 75 yards. Key play: 
53 yard TD pass. Shipp 6, Clarion 
3. 

SECOND QUARTER 

Clarion: Tonini 3 yd TD run 
(Cramer kick), 13:48. Drive: 6 
plays, 28 yards. Key play: Worthy 
returns punt all the way to S28 yd 
line. Clarion 10, Shipp 6. 
Shippensburg: Pressley 1 yd TD 
run (PAT), 4:00. Drive: 6 plays, 43 
yards. Key play: pass interference 
call against CUP. Shipp 13, 
Clarion 10. 

THIRD QUARTER 

Clarion: Cramer 22 FG, 7:51. 
Drive: 8 plays, 31 yards. Key play: 
apparent TD catch by Harper ruled 
incomplete by referee even though 
both endzone judges had ruled TD. 
Clarion 13, Shipp 13. 
Clarion: Cramer 21 FG, 1.39. 
Drive: 9 plays, 75 yards. Key play: 
Over-the-shoulder catch by Quinn 
from Myers for 51 yards on 3-13 
from C20 to S29. Clarion 16, 

Shipp 13. 

FOURTH QUARTER 

Shippensburg: Gilbert 10 yd TD 
pass to Davis (PAT), 12:32. Drive: 
2 plays, 9 yards. Key play: Myers 
sacked and fumbles at C9. Shipp 
20, Clarion 16. 

Clarion: Tonini 1 yd TD run 
(Cramer kick), 8:12. Drive: 10 
plays, 59 yards. Key play: Witte 
returns kickoff to C41, solid drive. 
Clarion 23, Shipp 20. 

TEAM STATISTICS 





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KEY PLAYER STATISTICS 

Clarion rushing: Tonini 19-66 

Shipp rushing: limited. 

Clarion passing: Myers 19-34 

(283 yards) 

Shipp passing: Gilbert 14-31 (209 

yards) 

Clarion receiving: Brown 9-79, 

Quinn 4-89 

Shipp receiving: Minogue 5-118 

Clarion punt return: Worthy 4-35 

Clarion kick return: Witte 3-70 

Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 

Reinhart 13-4-1, Andrews 10-6-1, 

Terza 12-10-1 



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Golden Eagles 



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CUP fullback Jay Tonini (35) rumbles, bumbles and tumbles his way through the line. 



An Eagle fumble from inside 
their own 10 yard line made 
those premonitions seem like 
gospel. Gilbert found Leon 
Davis for the gift-wrapped 
touchdown seconds later, and 
just like that, Clarion trailed 20- 
16. 

Twelve minutes remained 
when Clarion received the 
ensuing kickoff. A Clarion 
offense that began the year by 
setting passing records against 
Ferris State may have been 
crushed by this blow. This 
Clarion offense chose a different 
path, the path to the end zone. 

A determined, yet relaxed 
offense marched down the field 
with one thought in mind. That 
thought became a reality ten 
plays later when Tonini 
completed a perfectly 
orchestrated 59 yard drive with a 
one yard surge, and the Eagles 
were ahead to stay. 



Clint Terza iced Clarion's third 
straight win with two huge 
defensive plays. First, Terza 
sacked Gilbert on a key third 
down play, forcing Shipp to 
punt. Then, he led a crucial 
defensive surge on fourth and 
one and foiled any plans of 
victory the Red Raiders still had. 

The Eagles put their three 
game streak on the line on 
Saturday when they host PSAC- 
West rival California. Clarion is 
3-4 overall, an impressive 2-1 
record in the PSAC-West. 
California, Pa. is 0-3 in the 
PSAC-West. This Halloween 
contest has a 1 p.m. start. 



Extra points 

- Clarion ranks second in the 
PSAC in rushing offense, 
averaging 186.6 yards per 
contest Clarion averages 

407.6 total yards per game. 



Sports Spotlight 

SAAC striving to unite Clarion athletes 



by James Gregg 
Sports Writer 



Imagine Amy Coon driving 
past two 'Boro guards for a two- 
point off-balance jump shot. 
Imagine Martin Valentic blowing 
a fastball by the Rock's powerful 
cleanup hitter. No, this isn't a 
Golden Eagles highlight film. 
These two athletes make up part 
of the newly formed Student 
Athletic Advisory Committee 
that met fjor only the second time 
on Monday, October 26 in 
Tippin. 

The Student Athletic Advisory 
Committee (SAAC) was formed 
to assist Athletic Director Bob 
Carlson and Associate Athletic 
Director Nancy Latimore in 
improving the Athletic 
Department in any way possible, 
by dealing with issues, student- 
athlete problems and the like. 
Carlson and Latimore are 
stressing more student 
involvement within the Athletic 
Department. 

Carlson and Latimore 



organized the committee and are 
guiding it. The officers of the 
committee include Rich Grafton 
(golf), President, Meghan Kelly 
(volleyball), Vice President, 
Shara Wolkomir (tennis), 
Secretary, and Ryan Alleman 
(football), Treasurer. Other 
members include Sarah Pitney 
(softball), Kwame Morton 
(men's basketball), Chris 
Singleton (track/cross country), 
Dan Payne (wrestling), Steve 
Darby (swimming), Amy Coon 
(women's basketball) and Martin 
Valentic (baseball). 

Carlson and Latimore provide 
long term and short term goals 
for the committee to consider. 

Judging by only their second 
meeting, SAAC is already on the 
right track. SAAC wants to 
create a unity among Clarion 
University's athletes 

(approximately 400, in all). 
Interaction between all the 
University's sports is a primary 
goal. They discussed ways that 
members of one Clarion 



University sport can meet 
members of another sport. 
They're expectations include 
having football players attend 
basketball games and so on. 

Another goal of the committee 
is to get Clarion athletics 
involved in the community more 
through specific projects. The 
projects discussed included the 
aiding of churches, hospitals, 
needy families, Special 
Olympics, the elderly, the Big 
Brother-Big Sister program, toy 
drives and so on. 

Ideas to help deserving athletes 
to gain more recognition were 
also discussed by the committee. 
Lettering policies, athletic 
awards and establishing a 



Lettermen's banquet were topics 
discussed. 

The Clarion University budget 
restricts some actions of the 
SAAC, but the Committee is 
aiming at making Clarion's 
SAAC program as successful as 
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Golden Eagle volleyball team falls to Slippery Rock 



by Mike Jewart 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University Golden 
Eagles volleyball team traveled 
to the Mercyhurst/Gannon 
Flagship Open in Erie, 
Pennsylvania last weekend. 
They came away with an 
impressive 3-1 mark. The 
women fell to the Rock on 
Tuesday night, 3-2. 

The Lady Eagles first opponent 
of the tourney was Mercyhurst 
College. The Lakers felt they 
were ready to challenge our CUP 
women, but they barely made 
them break a sweat as the 
Golden Eagles won game one, 
15-8. Game two was even less 
challenging for the lady spikers 
as they ran away with a 15-4 
victory. Clarion showed little 
Mercy for the Lakers as they 
defeated them, 15-10, in game 
three for the sweep. Senior 
captains Wendy Ellenberger and 
Tammi Bills led the charge for 
the Golden Eagles. Ellenberger 
had a team high 22 set assists 
and also chipped in 8 kills. Bills 
was incredible on the defensive 
end wiping up the floor with a 
spectacular 28 digs. Meghan 
Kelly added another 18 digs, and 
Bobbi Simpson hammered out 8 
kills. 

Clarion next took on 



Indianapolis University. The 
Lady Eagles were flying high 
after their first round victory and 
they came out screaming, 
surprising IU, 15 — 6. 
Indianapolis regrouped for game 
two and quieted the Clarion 
attack with 15-12 victory. It 
didn't take long for the Golden 
Eagles to regain their winning 
form as they flew past 
Indianpolis, 15-10. The Clarion 
women needed only one more 
win to move on into the quarter- 
finals. Game four looked like it 
was going to be a struggle, but 
when the smoke cleared the lady 
spikers were on top with a 15-10 
victory. Bills and Ellenberger 
again paced the Clarion ladies. 
Bills had an amazing 32 digs. 
She also added 9 kills. 
Ellenberger also had a very good 
night with 43 set assists and 12 
digs, showing everyone that she 
is also solid defensively. 
Simpson and Suzanne Sheldon 
also did a spectacular job as they 
crushed 11 and 10 kills, 
respectively. Nicole Flambard 
added nine more. Contributing 
to the defensive effort was Kelly 
and Sheldon with 15 and 12 digs, 
respectively. 

Walsh University stood in the 
way of the Golden Eagles and 
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came out red hot in game one as 
they skunked the ladies from 
Walsh, 15-0. Walsh was able to 
give Clarion some competition 
in game two, but it was not 
enough to stop the incredible 
CUP attack losing 15-13. Walsh 
must have over exerted its attack 
in game two for in game three 
they could only muster four 
points as the Golden Eagles 
whipped them, 15-4. Jennifer 
Betters and Flambard led the 
Golden Eagles to victory with 8 
and 7 kills, respectively. 
Ellenberger again led the team in 
set assists with 22. The 
defensive effort was a total team 
effort with Bills, Ellenberger and 
Kelly leading the way with ten 
digs apiece. 

The Clarion women drew the 
ladies from Juniata for their 
semi-final match. The lady 
spikers got off to a slow start in 
game one as they fell, 15-8. 
The Eagles fought in game two 
but just couldn't get over the top 
as they dropped a 15-13 
decision. Juniata proved too 
tough for the Golden Eagles as 
they took a 15-5 win to knock 
Clarion out of the tourney. 
Ellenberger led the team in set 
assists with 23, in kills with 
seven and in digs with 12, in an 
incredible individual effort. 
Bills also contributed to the team 
effort with 6 kills and 12 digs. 
Sheldon and Betters each added 
6 and 7 kills, respectively. 
Kelly had ten digs for the 
Golden Eagles. 

For their incredible efforts and 
all around play, both Ellenberger 
and Bills were named to the All- 
Tournament team. 

For the week ending on 
October 25, Bills was named 
PSAC-West Player of the Week. 
Bills excelled during the week of 
October 19-25, in which the 
Golden Eagles posted an 
impressive 4- 1 record to improve 
their record to 19-13. She 
totalled 100 digs (an average of 
20 per game), 28 kills and five 
service aces. 

On Tuesday the Golden Eagles 
fell to Slippery Rock in a five 
game thriller, 15-10, 15-1, 8-15, 
7-15, 15-17. 



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Dig it?- Co-captain Tammi Bills earned PSAC-West Player 
of the Week honors last week. 

Flambard and Simpson led the for 49 of those 101. Ellenberger 



Golden Eagles in kills with 12 
each. Sheldon contributed nine 
more. Defensively, Clarion 
garnered 101 team digs. 
Ellenberger and Bills combined 



also added 30 set assists. 

The Golden Eagles, who are 
19-14 overall, are next at the 
Shippensburg Red Raiders on 
Saturday. 



"Jack-O-Lantern 

SlamFest" set for 

Halloween night 



There will be an exciting 
and spooky twist to the 
Clarion University men's 
basketball team's first 
practice of the season this 
year. This Saturday night, 
on Halloween, at midnight, 
the Golden Eagles will take 
part in the first "Halloween 
Jack-O-Lantern Slam Fest" 
at Tippin Gymnasium. 

Open to the public, head 
coach Ron Righter is 
encouraging fans to attend 
the scrimmage dressed in 
Halloween costumes. A 
three-foot sub from Subway 



in Clarion will be awarded to 
the person in the best costume. 

Righter's boys finished the 
1991-92 campaign with an 18-9 
overall record and averaged 
90.4 points per game. 

The goal is to be a tourney 
team in 1992-93. 

Three returnees will key the 
team. They are junior point 
guard Dave "Wojo" 
Wojciechowski, sensational 
Kwame Morton and senior 
center Mark McCarthy. 

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Sports Opinion 



Do you believe in ghosts? 



by Jon Q. Sitler 

Sports Editor 

"Ghosts? What Ghosts?" 
-Chris Berman 

Do you believe in ghosts? 
They're real. 

Ghosts that have been haunting 
the sports world for years are 
packing up their chains and 
fading away but others remain 
and may remain forever. 

Our beloved Pittsburgh 
Penguins used to be haunted 
every time they entered the 
Philadelphia Spectrum. Before 
just a few years ago, they hadn't 
won against the Flyers in the 
Spectrum since Nixon was 
President (around 14 years). It 
wasn't that Philadelphia was 
ever that good or that the Pens 
were ever that bad, it was the 
Spectrum and the jinx. A jinx 
can last a long time. 

The Kansas Jayhawks football 
program had never won against a 
"Big Three" opponent 
(Colorado, Nebraska and 
Oklahoma of the Big Eight) in 
their short history. But the 
Jayhawks sent the ghosts away 
with last week's victory over 
Oklahoma, 27-10. It's now the 
"Big Four." 



You don't have to ask Dave 
Winfield about ghosts. He has 
played throughout his career 
with the shadow of "Mr. May" 
haunting his every move. This 
future Hall of Fame ballplayer 
wasn't around in October, even 
when he was. But his ghosts 
faded away last weekend as he 
came through with the game 
winning hit that gave the Toronto 
Blue Jays their first ever World 
Championship. 

Winfield's Jays finally sent 
their choking-ghosts of October 
away by capturing the 1992 
World Series. The Jays were 
forever haunted by this word - 
CHOKE (i.e. 1985, 1986, 1987, 
1989, 1990 and 1991). But no 
more! 

Others may not be able to shed 
their horrid jinxes any time soon. 

The biggest ghost of all may be 
haunting the Boston Red Sox 
baseball organization. The Red 
Sox traded the most celebrated 
baseball personality in baseball 
history, in Babe Ruth, to the 
New York Yankees in 1919. 
Boston was the 1918 World 
Champion. Never since. The 
"Curse of the Bambino" has 
jinxed the Red Sox from ever 
winning another World Series 



Championship. Just ask Bill 
Buckner. This man with 3,000 
hits, no less, will forever be 
remembered for the Mookie 
Wilson grounder that went 
between his wickets in game six 
of the 1986 World Series 
between the Sox and the Mets. 
The "Curse, of the Bambino," 
once again, cost the Red Sox a 
championship. 

Do you believe in ghosts? A 
73-year-old ghost? 

The ghosts have something 
against Marty Schottenheimer 
when he goes up against the 
Denver Broncos. Two years in a 
row, the Browns seemed to have 
an AFC championship in their 
grasp, until the ghosts played 
havoc with Marty 

Schottenheimer. First, "The 
Drive," then "The fumble," for 
two Bronco victories over 
Cleveland. But Schottenheimer 
can't hide from the ghosts even 
as the coach of the Kansas City 
Chiefs. He's like for forever 
against the Broncos. Jinxed? 

The Miami Dolphins were 
defeated last week by an up-and- 
coming Indianapolis Colts team. 
But the Colts weren't really in 
the Dolphins league. The Colts 
have a young team and are 



From the back pag es 

Meyers tells UNLV he's signing 



AP stories compiled by 

Jon Q. Sitler 

Sports Editor 



Meyers to UNLV 

Seth Meyers, the six-foot-five 
All-State forward who led 
Steelton-Highspire (Pittsburgh) 
to the PIAA Quad-A 
Championship last season, has 
verbally committed to the 
University of Nevada at Las 
Vegas. 

He expects to sign with the 
Running Rebels during the 



NCAA's early signing period 
next month. 

UNLV had a remarkable on- 
court record but a history of off- 
court trouble under former coach 
Jerry Tarkanian. 

New coach Rollie Massimino 
had an excellent record of 
graduating players at Villinova. 

editor's note: Meyers was listed 
in Street & Smith's 1992-93 
College/Prep issue as being a 
high-honorable mention Street & 
Smith's/NIKE high school AU- 
American for seniors. 



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Bonds and Drabek file for free 
agency 

Among the 26 players (as of 
Tuesday) who have filed for free 
agency for the 1993 Major 
League baseball season are two 
Pirates, Barry Bonds and Doug 
Drabek. 

Other stars from around both 
leagues who have already filed 
include Wade Boggs, Chris 
Bosio, John Smiley, Mark 
McGwire, Ruben Sierra, Greg 
Maddox, Greg Swindell and 
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improving but the Dolphins were 
6-0 and peaking. The 1972 
Dolphins were the last team to 
have an undefeated season. 
Every Dolphin team since has 
been compared to this historic 
team. In fact, every NFL team 
since 1972 that has gone 3-0 or 
better has been compared to the 
1972 Super Bowl champion 
Dolphins. Every Dolphin team, 
every NFL team since has fallen 
short of the 1972 Dolphins 
undefeated season. Are the 1972 
Dolphins haunting the NFL? 

Do you believe in ghosts? 

Not in uniform for the Florida 
State Seminoles this year is 
former place-kicker Gerry 
Thomas who missed a 34 yard 
field goal that could have beat 
Miami in the final seconds of 
last year's Hurricane vs. 
Seminoles. It doesn't matter 
what Florida college football 
team is ranked higher or what 
year, it always seems like Miami 
comes out on top. A few more 
years of this and you'll be 
hearing about jinxes. Do you 
believe in ghosts? 

Some say that their may be a 
jinx on the Dallas Cowboys. In 
the 1978 Super Bowl against the 
Pittsburgh Steelers, Dallas* tight 



end Jackie Smith dropped an 
endzone pass in the closing 
moments of the game to cost the 
Cowboys a Super Bowl victory. 
They lost to the Steelers, 35-31. 
They have not won a Super 
Bowl since 1977. 
Do you believe in ghosts? 
Is there a jinx on the Atlanta 
Braves? 

How about the Pittsburgh 
Pirates? 

The Denver Broncos can get to 
the Super Bowl but can never 
seem to win one. 

Are the ghosts punishing the 
New York Yankees and Green 
Bay Packers organizations for 
being so successful for so long? 

Should Tony LaRussa send 
Dennis Eckersly into another 
post-season game in the ninth 
inning? Kirk Gibson. The 
Cincinnati Reds. Roberto 
Alomar. Jinxed? 

Will Xavier McDaniel be 
jinxed by the ghost of Larry 
Bird? 

The AFC hasn't won a Super 
Bowl in almost ten years. 

Ghosts do exist. Do you 
believe? 

See you at the "Slam Fest" 
Saturday night, you clowns! 
Happy Halloween. 






Catch the Golden Eagles in action... 



Halloween 

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X-Country at PSAC's 
Volleyball at Shippensburg 
Football, vs. California 1 p.m. 
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Tuesday November 3 - Volleyball at Edinboro 

Wednes. November 4 - Swim vs. Allegheny 5 p.m. 

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Personals 



UAB and Special Events would 
like to thank all those who helped 
out during Homecoming: Julie 
Brzezinski, Traci Shields, Henry 
from Delta Chi and all the float 
representatives. 



To the new associate members of 
Theta Xi: Congratulations, you 
are half way there. Keep up the 
good work. You're doing great! 
The brothers of Theta Xi 



Ralston Ra's-"I Do Care!!!" 



To the sisters of Alpha Sigma 
Alpha. Wc had a gicai liihe 
building the float with you- 
couldn't have done it without you. 
Let's mix again soon! 
The brothers of Theta Xi 



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To the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha: 
Four! Our golf mixer was 
definitely a hole in one. We had a 
blast. Let's do it again. 
The brothers of Theta Xi 



Sigma Chi, Thanks for the great 
graffiti mixer! We had a blast! 
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta 



Delta Zeta would like to wish all 
the sororities the best of luck 
during Derby Days!!! 



Moose, Craig, Chi-Chi, Eric M.E., 
Jeff-Delta Zeta's coaches are Ho! 
Stuff ! Keep up the great work! 
Love, Delta Zeta 



Special thanks to Teresa, Andrea, 
and all of the sisters who are 
making Derby Days a success. We 
are looking awesome out there 
girls!! Keep up the great work! 
Love, your Tri Sigma sisters 



To our Tri Sigma coaches; F.J., 
Casey, Jason and Keith: You guys 
are doing a super job. Keep up the 
Sigma spirit!!! 
Love, Sigma Sigma Sigma 



Happy Halloween to the brothers 
of Sigma Tau Gamma and 
congratulations on the one year 
anniversary of your charter. Love 
ya! Amy 



Tri Sigma hopes that everyone has 
a Happy Haunted Halloween!! 



Tri Sigma would like to wish all of 
the sororities the best of luck 
during Derby Days. 



Cookie Monsters-Congratulations 
on a winning season! Love, 
Schmeider 



We would like to welcome 
Suzanne Crandall, chapter 
consultant, to the Alpha Pi chapter 
at Clarion University. We are glad 
we got to meet you, and we hope 
you have a great time. 
Love, your Tri Sigma sisters 



Congratulations to the coach and 

players of the intermurals football 

champs. 

Kappa Delta Rho brothers 



Scott Patton--Best wishes to ya! 

KDR's sure know how to have a 

good time! Thanks guys for quite 

an entertaining evening. One I'll 

never forget! You guys are the 

best! 

Love, Schmeider 



Shannon, 

Thanks for doing a great job as 

Derby Daze Chair! 

Love, your Theta Phi sisters 



Sig Eps, 

Thanks for the mixer! Maybe next 
time we'll bring the marsh- 
mallows! Theta Phis 



To My Love Steph, 
The greatest Phi Sig of them all. 
My love is stronger than ever for 
you, for the fact that you are you. 
Don't ever forget that and nothing 
will ever tear apart the love we 
share for each other. 
I love you, Ron. 



Thank you Shan and Christine for 
all your hard work with Derby 
Daze! So far it's paying off. Let's 
keep up the good work! 
Love, your Zeta Sisters 



Good luck to all sororities with the 
rest of Derby Daze! We hope 
everyone has a blast! 
Love, the sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha 



Congratulations Stacey, 

You finally did win when Bill gave 

you his fraternity pin! We are so 

happy for you! 

Love, your Zeta Sisters 



The Lip Sine is over and the 
dancing is done. You Zetas were a 
smash and we had so much fun! 
When the judging was over we 
came in third place. Good job 
Zetas! Show a happy Face!! Tracie 
and Christine you were the best, it 
couldn't have been done without 
you! Thanks for every thing- we 
love you! 



Dina with that blonde hair do! 
You really showed all you can do! 
Vogueing with such funk and 
style. Madonna would surely 
flinch and say WOW! Great 
dancing Dina. 
Love, your Zeta sisters 



Thanks to all the brothers and 
pledges for helping with the 
Haunted Barn. 



The brothers of Alpha Phi Omega 
would like to congratulate the 
pledges of Fall '92: Matt Price, 
Bernita DuBose, Pam Bedison, 
Kerry Bemhardy, Beth Claypool, 
Shawn Crisman, Jason Foster, 
Dave Grant, Ann Young, Beth 
Hornberger, Jessie Kern, Larry 
Walton, Nanette Schwab, Tony 
Tersine, Stephanie Timko, Todd 
Valerius and Lisa Cornelius. And 
welcome to Marc Reed our new 
transfer brother! ! 



Alpha Sigma Alpha, Thanks for 
the great mixer and all your work 
on the float. 
Love, the brothers of Theta Xi 



Happy 19th birthday Ralph. Now 
you're really at your peak! 



Happy Birthday to Lisa Speziale! 
Love, D Phi E 



To Delta Zeta, 

Happy belated Founders Day and 

Happy 60th Anniversary here at 

CUP. 

Love, your Turtle Buddy-Little B. 



To Theta Phi Alpha, 

Thanks for the great golf mixer. 

Let's play again. . .soon! 

Love, Theta Xi 



Beth Hornberger, 

Keep up the terrific work! 

Pledging is almost over. You're 

the greatest. 

Love, your Big 



Amy Young, 

Hang in there. You're a very 

special person. 



Michelle Newton and Amy 

Donahue, 

Thanks for all your help with my 

program. 

Ann 



Sigma Chi, 

Chasing those derbies day after 
day. Hoping those points come 
our way. Stick together you and I. 
Phi Sigma Sigma loves Sigma 
Chi!! We love our coaches!! 
Love, Phi Sigma Sigma 



D Phi E loves their coaches Ray, 
Luis, TJ, Brian and Jim. You guys 
are the best! 



Happy belated birthday to Kelly 

Schneider. 

Love, your DPhi E sisters 



Happy 21st birthday Lizard! We 
are happy that you are finally 21 ! 
Love, your D Phi E sisters 



Congrats to Lip Sync winners. D 
Phi E's got back to back winners. 



D Phi E would like to wish 
everyone a safe and Happy 
Halloween. 



Good luck to all sororities during 
Derby Daze. Let's do it for Cleo 
Wallace. Love, D Phi E 



Thanks Merrit for all of your time 
and effort. You are making Derby 
Daze a success. 
Love, D Phi E 



To Phi Sigs and Sig Taus: 

The mixer was great! The theme a 

lost cause but that's OK, we don't 

care because we can have a great 

time with you anywhere. 

Love D Phi E 



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SPORTS OPINION He's Baaack... Tall Cliffy predicts: 

The Chargers are for real 



That's right, I'm back. I took a 
short vacation and now, I am 
ready to start winning. I know 
you were all disappointed when 
you found that you could not 
bash me last week, especially 
those knowledgeable analysts 
from Nair Hall. That is why I'm 



back. . . to give you all, 
apparently, your one single 
enjoyment in life, nailing me to a 
wall. 

ML 

Philly at Dallas -3 1/2 

I know that the Eagles (5-2) 
did not look like a stellar team 



against the Cardinals, but 
everyone has a bad day. They 
played without Keith Byars, one 
of the most underrated players in 
the league. Philly stopped their 
two game skid and Randall 
Cunningham should have a good 
game against the Cowboys. 



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Dallas (6-1) is definitely a 
playoff caliber team, but will 
have problems scoring against a 
tenacious Eagle defense. If the 
Eagles can keep Emmitt Smith 
under 100 yards (which they 
will), it will be the Eagles by six. 
Tall Cliffy' spick: Philadelphia 

Indy at San Diego -6 

What a game the Colts (4-3) 
had last week against the 
Dolphins. They might make the 
playoffs this year, but count on 
them to be a Super Bowl team in 
three or four more years. 
However, they are facing an up 
and coming team with a great 
defense. 

As the headline states, the 
Chargers (3-4) are turning it 
around as the season swiftly rolls 
along. San Diego beat the 
Broncos, gaining 434 total yards 
last week. 

They will be strong against a 
very emotionally lifted Colt 
team. 
Tall Cliffy' spick: San Diego 

Minnesota at Chicago -3 1/2 

Minnesota (5-2) has been less 
than wonderful in the past few 
weeks, but they will want this 
game. . . bad. There is an utter 
hatred for Chicago in Viking 
country. Minnesota's defense 
played tough against the 'Skins, 
not allowing a touchdown. I 
have to think that they can stop 
Harbaugh, Anderson and 
company. 

The Bears (4-3) are in turmoil 
(Ditka vs. Harbaugh, Ditka vs. 
the press, Ditka vs. Chicago), but 
what else is new. They are still a 
tough team. But with all this 
trouble, I feel that the Vikings 
will take advantage. This will be 
a great Monday night game. 
Tall Cliffy' spick: Minnesota 

College 

Georgia at Florida +4 1/2 

Forget what I said a few weeks 
ago about Marshall Faulk. 



Garrison Hearst has quietly 
proved that he is better than 
Faulk this year, and he's done it 
against stronger D-I teams. 
Georgia (7-1) also has a top 
receiver in Andre Hastings. This 
tandem will have fun against an 
overrated Gator team. 

Florida (4-2) is just not your 
typical Steve Spurrier squad. 
Okay, so they still have Errict 
Rhett, but even he can't win a 
game by himself. 
Tall Cliffy's pick: Georgia 

Michigan at Purdue +29 

I usually don't like to predict 
on games with such a wide 
spread, but it's the Wolverines 
(6-0-1) we're talking about. Elvis 
Grbac had a field day with 
receiver Derrick Alexander last 
week (four TD receptions). Don't 
look for a change in that 
offensive scheme. 

Purdue is awful. . . period. 
Tall Cliffy's pick: Michigan 

Utah at Air Force -4 

All I know about Air Force 
(6-2) is that they will be in the 
Top 25 by the end of the season. 
They are fun to watch and, 
doggonit, I like the nickname 
Cadets better than the nickname 
Utes. 
Tall Cliffy's pick: Air Force 

That's all for this week. I have 
to tell you that I have to do better 
this week. I brought my dog 
back to Clarion, and last week, I 
went 4-1-1. I'm telling you, 
Money, it's the lucky dog. 

By the way, boys in Nair Hall, 
please refrain from saying 
obscene comments on the Call's 
answering machine. If you want 
to tell me I "suck," write a letter 
to the editor like those wacky 
English majors. 



Tall Cliffy's record 
7-14-3 



Tall Cliffy would like to 

congratulate The Cookie 

Monsters on a successful 

intramural football season. I 

should' ve bet on you guys!!! 




Clarion Call 



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Volume 74, Issue 9 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 5, 1992 



This 
Issue 



News 



November Third Elections 

Jill Clinton and David Wright 

'in on Tuesday night's 

Sections. Pg. 5 



Features 

ultural Diversity Week 

'UP hosts cultural diversity 
feek. Find out what's 
happening Pg.9 



Sports 



Golden Eagles Football Win 

Clarion's football team stays ] 
alive in conference playoff! 
jicture with win over) 
California. Pg. 15 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

rhursday : Partly cloudy 

high 51 
Friday: Chance of rain, 

high 54 
! Chance of snow, 

high 44 
Sunday: Chance of rain, 

high 52 
Monday: Cloudy, high 54 
luesday : Chance of rain, 

high 58 
Wednesday: Sunny, high 60 



Index 



Jommentary pg, 2 

Mews pg. 5 

-eatures pg. 9 

Entertainment pg. 12 

rVnsting pg. 14 

Sports pg.15 

Classifieds pg.19 



Instructional Support Fee increase to 
be voted on by Council of Trustees 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



Clarion University's Council of 
Trustees will vote on a four 
percent increase in the 
Instructional Support Fee on 
November 1 1 . 

The fee is designed to provide 
funds for the upkeep of 
instructional equipment, improve 
library holdings and for other 
instructional support purposes. 

If passed, the fee which is 
presently based on six percent of 
a student's tuition, will go up to 
ten percent which is necessary to 
cover some unplanned expenses 
next semester. 

The fee will go from $78.84 
which it presently stands to 
$141.40 (see graph). This action 
will generate approximately 
$278,000 of additional monies. 

According to the proposal , "A 
full $100,000 of this amount will 
be designated for spring 
instructional commitments, 
including classes, student teacher 
supervision and nursing clinical 
supervision." If this money is 
not raised it could delay 
graduation for some, overburden 
class .sizes and further limit 
enrollment in some sections. 
Another $40,000 will be used in 
the renovation of Carlson 
library's classrooms. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
One of the things the Instructional Support fee provides for is the upkeep of classroom 
equipment such as overhead projectors, televisions and VCR's. 



"The remaining amount of the 
increase will go towards an 
unanticipated expense that we 
had this year," said Dr. Reinhard 
to Student Senate at their 
October 26 meeting. 

"This year, because we are self 
insured with the state, our state 
auditor said that we can't only 




budget on what we have 
expended in the past. You have 
to build your budget for workers 
compensation on any anticipated 
problem that somebody might 
have in the future." 

In order to be self insured in 
the state system, Clarion must 
now come up with $928,000 
before June 30, 1994. 

According to the proposal, 
"The impact of this requirement 
means that the university has to 
hold an additional $343,000 over 
and above the normally budgeted 
$140,000 this year and an 
additional $305,000 next year." 

The university has done 
everything possible to cut 
expenditures short of instituting 
direct layoffs. The operating 
budget has been reduced $50,000 
this year and divisional budgets 
were cut significantly before 
entering the 1992-93 academic 
year. 

"I think it would be helpful 
from the students perspective to 
offer any other suggestions of 



how we can reduce costs at this 
university," said Dr. Reinhard. "I 
think you [students] would have 
a valuable perspective in things 
that you think would help us 
save money." 

Clarion University is not the 
only state school which is 
planning or has already instituted 
an increase in the fee. Five 
SSHE schools already have an 
instructional support fee at lten 
percent. 

Edinboro is planning for an 
increase and Mansfield is at 
eight percent. 

If tuition goes up as much as 
$600 next year, students could be 
looking at an Instructional 
Support Fee over $200. 

An open forum to discuss the 
fee will be hosted by student 
senate and Dr. Reinhard at 7:00 
p.m. on Thursday, November 5. 
The meeting will be held in Hart 
Chapel. 

Students are encouraged to 
come and express their opinions 
concerning the fee. 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student neiusyaver 



Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 10-29-92 



That's right, I'm back. I took a 
short vacation and now, I am 
ready to start winning. I know 
you were all disappointed when 
you found that you could not 
bash me last week, especially 
those knowledgeable analysts 
from Nair Hall. That is why I'm 



back. . . to give you all, 
apparently, your one single 
enjoyment in life, nailing me to a 
wall. 

ML 

Philly at Dallas -3 1/2 

I know that the Eagles (5-2) 
did not look like a stellar team 



against the Cardinals, but 
everyone has a bad day. They 
played without Keith Byars, one 
of the most underrated players in 
the league. Philly stopped their 
two game skid and Randall 
Cunningham should have a good 
game against the Cowboys. 



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Dallas (6-1) is definitely a 
playoff ealiber team, but will 
have problems scoring against a 
tenacious Eagle defense. If the 
Eagles can keep Emmitt Smith 
under 100 yards (which they 
will), it will be the Eagles by six. 
Tall Cliffs' spick: Philadelphia 

Indy at San Diego -6 

What a game the Colts (4-3) 
had last week against the 
Dolphins. They might make the 
playoffs this year, but count on 
them to be a Super Bowl team in 
three or four more years. 
However, they are facing an up 
and coming team with a great 
defense. 

As the headline states, the 
Chargers (3-4) are turning it 
around as the season swiftly rolls 
along. San Diego beat the 
Broncos, gaining 434 total yards 
last week. 

They will be strong against a 
very emotionally lifted Colt 
team. 
Tall Cliffy 1 s pick: San Diego 

Minnesota at Chicago -3 1/2 

Minnesota (5-2) has been less 
than wonderful in the past few 
weeks, but they will want this 
game. . . bad. There is an utter 
hatred for Chicago in Viking 
country. Minnesota's defense 
played tough against the 'Skins, 
not allowing a touchdown. I 
have to think that they can stop 
Harbaugh, Anderson and 
company. 

The Bears (4-3) are in turmoil 
(Ditka vs. Harbaugh, Ditka vs. 
the press, Ditka vs. Chicago), but 
what else is new. They are still a 
tough team. But with all this 
trouble, I feel that the Vikings 
will take advantage. This will be 
a great Monday night game. 
Tall Cliffy' spick: Minnesota 

Colleg e 

Georgia at Florida +4 1/2 

Forget what I said a few weeks 
ago about Marshall Faulk. 



Garrison Hearst has quietly 
proved that he is better than 
Faulk this year, and he's done it 
against stronger D-I teams. 
Georgia (7-1) also has a top 
receiver in Andre Hastings. This 
tandem will have fun against an 
overrated Gator team. 

Florida (4-2) is just not your 
typical Steve Spurrier squad. 
Okay, so they still have Errict 
Rhett, but even he can't win a 
game by himself. 
Tall Cliffy' s pick: Georgia 

Michigan at Purdue +29 

I usually don't like to predict 
on games with such a wide 
spread, but it's the Wolverines 
(6-0-1) we're talking about. Elvis 
Grbac had a field day with 
receiver Derrick Alexander last 
week (four TD receptions). Don't 
look for a change in that 
offensive scheme. 

Purdue is awful. . . period. 
Tall Cliffy's pick: Michigan 

Utah at Air Force -4 

All I know about Air Force 
(6-2) is that they will be in the 
Top 25 by the end of the season. 
They are fun to watch and, 
doggonit, I like the nickname 
Cadets better than the nickname 
Utes. 
Tall Cliffy's pick: Air Force 

That's all for this week. I have 
to tell you that I have to do better 
this week. I brought my dog 
back to Clarion, and last week, I 
went 4-1-1. I'm telling you, 
Money, it's the lucky dog. 

By the way, boys in Nair Hall, 
please refrain from saying 
obscene comments on the Call's 
answering machine. If you want 
to tell me I "suck," write a letter 
to the editor like those wacky 
English majors. 



Tall Cliffy's rgrnrri 
7-14-3 



Tall Cliffy would like to 

congratulate The Cookie 

Monsters on a successful 

intramural football season. I 

should' ve bet on you guys!!! 



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Volume 74, Issue 9 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 5, 1992 

Instructional Support Fee increase to 
be voted on by Council of Trustees 



In 



This 
Issue 



News 






by Michelle Sparer 
Editor-in-chief 



November Third Elections 

Bill Clinton and David Wright 
win on Tuesday night's 
elections. Pg. 5 






Features 

Cultural Diversity Week 

CUP hosts cultural diversity 
week. Find out what's 
happening Pg.9 






Sports 



Golden Eagles Eootball Win 

Clarion's football team stays 
alive in conference playoff 
picture with win over 



California. Pg. 15 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Partly cloudy 

high 51 

Chance of rain, 

high 54 

Chance of snow, 

high 44 

Chance of rain, 

high 52 

Cloudy, high 54 

Chance of rain, 

high 58 
Wednesday: Sunny, high 60 



Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 
Tuesday: 






Clarion University's Council of 
Trustees will vote on a four 
percent increase in the 
Instructional Support Fee on 
November 1 1 . 

The fee is designed to provide 
funds for the upkeep of 
instructional equipment, improve 
library holdings and for other 
instructional support purposes. 

If passed, the fee which is 
presently based on six percent of 
a student's tuition, will go up to 
ten percent which is necessary to 
cover some unplanned expenses 
next semester. 

The fee will go from $78.84 
which it presently stands to 
S 14 1.40 (see graph). This action 
will generate approximately 
$278,000 of additional monies. 

According to the proposal , "A 
full $100,000 of this amount will 
be designated for spring 
instructional commitments, 
including classes, student teacher 
supervision and nursing clinical 
supervision." If this money is 
not raised it could delay 
graduation for some, overburden 
class sizes and further limit 
enrollment in some sections. 
Another $40,000 will be used in 
the renovation of Carlson 
library's classrooms. 









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One of the things the Instructional Support fee provides for is the upkeep of classroom 
equipment such as overhead projectors, televisions and VCR's. 



"The remaining amount of the 
increase will go towards an 
unanticipated expense that we 
had this year," said Dr. Reinhard 
to Student Senate at their 
October 26 meeting. 

"This year, because we are self 
insured with the state, our state 
auditor said that we can't only 



Index 




Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

Features pg. 9 

Entertainment pg. 12 

TV listing pg. 14 

Sports pg.15 

Classifieds pg-19 



Celebrating over 70 years as as 



budget on what we have 
expended in the past. You have 
to build your budget for workers 
compensation on any anticipated 
problem that somebody might 
have in the future." 

In order to be self insured in 
the state system. Clarion must 
now come up with $928,000 
before June 30, 1994. 

According to the proposal, 
"The impact of this requirement 
means that the university has to 
hold an additional $343,000 over 
and above the normally budgeted 
$140,000 this year and an 
additional $305,000 next year." 

The university has done 
everything possible to cut 
expenditures short of instituting 
direct layoffs. The operating 
budget has been reduced $50,000 
this year and divisional budgets 
were cut significantly before 
entering the 1992-93 academic 
year. 

"I think it would be helpful 
from the students perspective to 
offer any other suggestions of 



how we can reduce costs at this 
university," said Dr. Reinhard. "I 
Uiink you [students] would have 
a valuable perspective in things 
that you think would help us 
save money." 

Clarion University is not the 
only state school which is 
planning or has already instituted 
an increase in the fee. Five 
SSHE schools already have an 
instructional support fee at lten 
percent. 

Edinboro is planning for an 
increase and Mansfield is at 
eight percent. 

If tuition goes up as much as 
$600 next year, students could be 
looking at an Instructional 
Support Fee over $200. 

An open forum to discuss the 
fee will be hosted by student 
senate and Dr. Reinhard at 7:00 
p.m. on Thursday, November 5. 
The meeting will be held in Hart 
Chapel. 

Students are encouraged to 
come and express their opinions 
concerning the fee. 



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News Editor 



Whither General 
Education? 



Part of our legacy from the 
medieval university is the idea of 
general education, i.e. that there 
are some studies that are 
uniquely worthy of study by free 
human beings or studies that 
make a human being free. 
(Actually, they used the term for 
man since in good Aristotelian 
fashion it was held that women 
could not transcend their genetic 
imperfections.) We don't talk 
about these studies in the 
terminology of the middle ages 
as the trivium and quadrivium, 
but we still affirm the centrality 
of the liberal arts in serving the 
ends of general education. Nor 
do we require, as did the colonial 
colleges, a full four years of 
study in a highly prescribed 
curriculum as a proper 
grounding for general education. 
Most colleges and universities 
today are content to co-opt only 
three or four semesters of a 
student's program for this end. 
Like the medieval university, 
however, we still appear to 
affirm that "knowing" is 
tantamount to "doing"/ 

While we hold on to the idea 
of general education, we have 
lost much of the certitude about 
it that ionfused the medieval 
educator's commitment. We are 
no longer sure what it is or what 
it is to do, though, of course, we 
have many opinions about it: 
opinions which for the most part 
can be supported only by the 
slimest of argument and 
evidence. Nonetheless, we set so 
much store in the importance 
that we include a general 
education standard among those 
which must be met if a 
university is to be accredited by 
one of the regional accrediting 
associations. Its value is not 
open to debate. 



American colleges and 
universities do differ in their 
understanding of the ends that 
general education serves and of 
the means that are appropriate to 
it. In one way or another, 
however, a large number 
subscribe to the conception 
developed by the Harvard 
faculty after World War II which 
is described in General 
Education in a Free Society. 
There are, the Harvard faculty 
assert, certain foundational 
studies like composition, 
mathematics, and foreign 
languages( the skill subjects) that 
are pre-requisite to subsequent 
learning. Beyond these the world 
of important human knowledge 
can be divided neatly into three 
domains-the humanities, the 
social sciences, the natural 
sciences. Each of these, it is said, 
touches upon a major dimension 
of human experience, and each 
has its special way of developing 
knowledge about the world. A 
sampling of studies in each of 
these domains ( the distribution 
requirements) will acquaint 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Last week we were nice. 

Ray and I joked around. We 
made up some funny names and 
poked fun at an issue that is a 
major concern on campus. No 
more. 

Pre-registration at Clarion 
University is a joke. It's 
absolutely ridiculous. A 
student has a belter chance of 
getting struck by lightning twice 
in the same place than of getting 
into a 300 or 400 level class. 

Registration is no longer a 
chance to advance yourself 
toward graduation, rather it's an 
impediment to be overcome. It's 
no longer a chance to learn about 
subjects that interest you. It's a 
game of educational roulette. 
Students aren't here to fill 
professors' classes; professors 
are here to teach students' 
classes. 

Courses have been slashed, 
the number of faculty members 
has been cut. Something has to 
give. That something is either 
enrollment or class size. Since 
no one wants to deny a willing 
young student an education, it 
has to be class size. 

Students don't want 40 or 50 
member lecture classes any more 
than professors or 

administrators, but they sure as 
hell want to graduate. 

In fact, this creates a bigger 
problem for students than it does 



for faculty. Preparing a lecture 
class for a 20 person class is 
exactly the same as preparing a 
lecture class for a 120 person 
class. 

The administration apparently 
is closing its eyes to the problem, 
judging from the fact that not 
one person from the 
administration bothered to take 
five minutes out of a lunch hour 
to write a response to last week's 
editorial. Such is the apathy of 
Clarion. 

A student that has the initiative 
and drive should be able to 
graduate in four years without a 
problem. He or she should be 
assisted and encouraged by the 
institution, not held back by it. 

Most faculty members are 
cooperative about letting 
students into closed classes. It is 
these individuals who honestly 
try to put students first. They 
know the class will be a little 
tougher for both professor and 
students, but they also know that 
it would be a bigger crime to 
deny a student his chance at an 
education — and a graduation. 

However, there are professors 
who can't see past the arbitrary 
number which determines the 
number of seats allotted. These 
red tape bureacrats deserve to 
bleed profusely from paper cuts 
obtained by pushing away closed 
course sheets. 




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"Reader Responses 



Firearms for 
Safety 

Dear Concerned Students: 
Well, we won't take up those 
long boring articles that most 
people write: however, we do 
want your attention drawn to this 
issue on campus. Our club, 
Concerned Students For Firearms 
(C.S.F.F.), has placed petitions 
campuswide for you, the student 
body, to sign. The reasons we feel 
that we need our full-time campus 
police officers to carry firearms 
are: 1. Certain incidents at 
Clarion University have proved 
that Clarion University is not 
crime-free, and these occurances 
have come real close to our 
"home!" 2. The administration 
simply is lying to us, the students, 
and 3. The training of our full- 
time campus police officers is 
worthy of fire arms. These 
reasons are why we feel that 
firearms are necessary for our 
Campus police Officers. 

The first point we want to make 
is that Clarion University is not 



crime-free. We plan to use two 
specific incidents early in the 
semester to clarify this point. 

First, earlier in the semester, 
there was an escapee from 
Clarion County Jail. This 
individual, Charles Edward 
Shankosky, was harm-itself- 
looking for a victim. That victim 
could have been you: whether 
you're black or white, male or 
female, Charles Edward 
Shankosky was fleeing from his 
prior hideous criminal acts by 
escaping his jail sentence. Our 
campus police officers were 
called upon by Pennsylvania State 
Police (P.S.P.) to assist in the 
apprehension of this escaped 
criminal. When our police 
officers left our campus, we, the 
students, were left open to any 
attack by this fleeing criminal. 
One question people ask the 
members is, why do campus 
police officers assist Pennsylvania 
State Police or borough police?" 
Well, let us inform you of a 
couple things that the 
administration does not want you 
to know. 

First point is that of mutual 



assist agreement to the police 
agencies around this area. 
Clarion University has the 
largest police department in this 
area; this is why campus police 
officers assist other local police 
agencies. 

The second point ties into 
Charles Edward Shankosky 
because think for a second, do 
our full-time campus police 
officers have a gun or night- 
stick? No, they have to go to the 
scene and call borough police 
officers or Pennsylvania State 
Police to assist in the 
apprehension if a weapon is 
involved. The main problem 
with this is that it could take up 
to two or more hours for any 
assistance. 

Final point on this assist 
agreement between Clarion 
campus police department and 
together agencies is that they 
sometimes call on campus 
police officers to assist in their 
area. This is a problem because 
the only time the other police 
agencies call upon campus 
police officers is in the time of 
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some sort is usually involved, 
thus leaving our campus police 
officer's safety on a line of do I 
help or stand back 150 feet. 

Charles Edward Shankosky, the 
criminal, could have entered 
Clarion University, only a few 
miles away from his running path. 
To make the point, you would be 
dead or taken hostage before any 
help came to you; therefore, I 
would say you are as good as dog 
meat! 

The next incident brings to light 
the administration's woven lies, 
and shows that crime is here at 
our home, Clarion crime-free 
University! Did you hear about 
the five page criminal rapist 
offender on campus? Do you 
know why you did not hear 
anything? The administration lies 
to you like guinea pigs in a lab 
experiment! To describe to you 
the whole situation that occurred 
when the apprehension of this 
convicted rapist took place, we 
hope to insure the points we are 
trying to prove. 

To start the incident, an 
informant provided information 
that is different from what the 
Clarion Call printed, and is 
further supported by public 
records showing what agency 
charged the suspect. 

Complaints earlier in the day 

were flooding the office at public 

safety of an individual viewing 

the Nair and Wilkinson Hall and 

making propositions to females 

who passed by his vehicle. Our 

campus police officer responded 

to the calls and asked the 

individual to leave Clarion 

University. Later on that evening, 

the individual came back on 

Clarion University. A campus 

police officer on routine patrol 

spotted the individual on campus. 

The campus police officer tried to 

stop the individual in his vehicle 

by turning on his lights and 

pulling the suspect over. The 

suspect left camp, ran a red light 

and headed East on 322 ignoring 

the campus police officer. The 

officer dedicated to provide safety 

for you, the student, proceeded in 

his chase. Calling upon borough 

police assistance, the Campus 

police officer managed to pull the 

suspect over at Sherman Chrysler 

dealership. The suspect jumped 

from his vehicle and began to 

charge the officer's vehicle 

yelling at him. The officer, 

unarmed, told the individual to 

get back in his vehicle and stay 



there until borough police 
showed up. The suspect got back 
into his vehicle and proceeded 
East on 322. The campus police 
officer still dedicated to chase 
this individual, unarmed, later 
met with borough assistance to 
apprehend the fleeing suspect. 
The campus police officer stayed 
with the borough police officer 
to insure his safety, throughout 
the chase. The suspect forced off 
the road; wrecked his vehicle 
only to find sexual instruments 
and drugs. Some of the 
instruments the officers found 
were: handcuffs, duct tape, rope, 
drugs, a knife and a rifle. We 
know that earlier that day the 
suspect had his eyes stretched 
through binoculars looking at 
you, the student, but now 
imagine for a minute, the sexual 
instruments and other torture 
tools were going to hold you 
down, while this uncaring, cruel 
suspect was going to take all the 
dignity out of you. 

Now, answer the question, did 
the administration tell you of this 
assisted apprehension so close to 
your home? Concerned Students 
For Firearms members never 
found any of this information 
open to us, the students. Think of 
the damage the administration 
does to you, by the lies they so 
carefully weave. 

The source that proves that the 
administration does lie on what 
they want you to know is public 
record. Speaking with the 
District Justice, we found that 
the charges were pressed by 
public safety and no other 
agency; contradicting what the 
Clarion Call is false. So the 
choice is yours who to believe, 
the administration or a District 
Justice who upholds law and 
order. 

My final point is that of our 
full-time campus police officers, 
public safety, training. Their 
mission is to provide a safe 
environment for education and 
the protection of you life. The 
officers have the Act 120, Police 
Academy training; this is the 
same act all police officers have 
in the Commonwealth of 
Pennsylvania. This is how they 
received their powers of arrest 
and firearms training. 

My final incident here shows 



(cont. on pg. 4) 



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students with each dimension 
and with its unique way of 
knowing. This will ostensibly 
not only open all the doors of 
knowledge to them- but also give 
them the intellectual background 
for making wise decisions about 
private and public matters. 
Clarion's indebtedness to this 
model is as apparent as the 
model is common. 

As the Harvard model spread 
across the United States, as 
colleges retooled themselves to 
meet the demands of mass higher 
education, and as the knowledge 
explosion led to a proliferation 
of courses, departments, and 
majors on university campuses, 
it became increasingly more 
difficult to give anything but 
arbitrary answers to students 
when they asked why they had 
to take general education studies. 
What more precisely are the ends 
that are served by these skill and 
distribution requirements? How 
can you tell when we have 
reached them? Which of our 
studies really helped us to 
acquire them? These are the 
questions that began to appear 
during the student rebellions of 
the late sixties. 



Hide Park. • . 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



Because universities choose 
not to commit much of their 
budget to researching these kinds 
of questions, because faculty 
tend not to find them particularly 
interesting or worth pursuing for 
professional advancement, and 
because students have been 
powerless to hold universities 
accountable, not much progress 
has been made in developing 
answers to them. The 
consequence is that today 
general education is in a state of 
disarray. William Bennett the 
former Secretary of Education, 
recently raised questions about 
the quality and value of higher 
education today. A blue-ribbon 
committee of the Association of 
American Colleges, after 
completing a two year studying 
higher education, ended up 
asserting that the baccalaureate 
degree has been devalued, 
particularly in the area of general 
education. We are, they say, 
much more "confident about the 
length of a college education 
than its content or purposes." 
And it has become fashionable 
for business leaders, politicians, 
and graduate faculty to assert 
that today's college graduates 



can't write, can't speak, can't 
think and are woefully ignorant 
about almost everything. Several 
more major studies of higher 
education are due for publication 
within the next year. If they echo 
these judgements, we can 
anticipate increased pressures 
from accrediting associations, 
state legislatures and student 
groups for some fundamental 
changes in how we conceive and 
execute higher education at the 
general education level. 

Fortunately, there are some 
interesting developments going 
on across the nation that had 
much promise for the future. 
This is not the place to discuss 
the great variety of efforts that 
are underway, but there are two 
which characterize a new 
approach which focuses on 
"doing" rather than on internal 
states like "knowing and 
"appreciating" and "under- 
standing." 

The American College Testing 
program began in 1976 to work 
with a core of eight colleges and 
universities to identify just what 
it was that they wanted their 
general education program to do. 
The consensual judgement was 



that the general education 
program should enhance the 
performance of the student with 
respect to 35 activities clustered 
around three process areas 
(communicating, solving 
problems and clarifying values) 
and three content areas 
(functioning with social 
institutions, using science and 
technology and using the arts). 
With the identification of these 
outcomes, ACT was able to 
develop an examination to assess 
the proficiency of students with 
respect to them. As progress is 
made in validating the exam, 
institutions whose general 
education goals match those of 
ACT will be able to use the 
results in evaluating their 
curriculum. 

Another departure from the 
standard approaches to general 
education can be found at 
Alvemo College in Milwaukee. 
Beginning in 1970 with a 
challenge from its president, 
faculty were pressed to identify 
what it was that they wanted to 
happen to students. After three 
years of intensive discussion by 
numerous faculty and student 
groups, they identified eight 



processes that their students 
should be able to engage in at the 
completion of their program: 
communication, analysis, 
problem solving, valuing , social 
interaction, taking responsibility 
for the environment, becoming 
involved in the contemporary 
world and aesthetic response. 
For each of these, four levels of 
proficiency were established. As 
this was being accomplished, 
Alvemo began working on the 
second phase, that of developing 
ways to assess students to see if 
they were acquiring these 
competencies. 

The Faculty Senate at Clarion, 
through its general education 
program, is taking the final step 
of translating our general 
education goal statements into a 
reality. Preliminary work this 
year has put us into a position to 
move forward with greater 
effect. As we proceed, it is hoped 
that students, faculty and 
administrators will add their 
voices, insights and concerns to 
this important work. 

Dr. Robert Baldwin is a 
professor in the Department of 

Education. 



Letters . . . 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



conclusively all the points of 
concern on this crucial issue. It 
was a preventable incident and 
was never found in the crime 
statistics. Chief Schaffer 
informed us: In 1982, a young 
man was visiting his girlfriend in 
Becht Hall. He and his girlfriend 
met in the lobby and went up to 
her room to talk. As time passed, 
the young couple got in a 
disagreement. And campus 
police officers were called to the 
scene. The young man pulled a 
9inm handgun from underneath 
his coat and took the young lady 
as a hostage. Borough police and 
campus police officers were held 
at bay for a period of time, 
because they did not want to 
endanger the young lady's life. 
After a period of time of 
exchanging words, the young 
man finally surrendered to the 
police. This situation could have 
been prevented simply had our 
campus police officers had a 
firearm because they had to wait 
upon the arrival of borough 
police, the situation would have 
not gone so far to endanger a 
life! 

We know enough! What is our 
conclusion on this whole ordeal? 
Well, all we want is to inform ' 



you that at any time some person 
could turn you or your best 
friend into a victim, and our full- 
time campus police officers 
would do their best with their 
bulletproof vest to help prevent 
this. We know of no record that a 
bulletproof vest saved a victim 
instead of the police officer. So, 
sign a petition to help us keep 
our campus, and shut down the 
lying machine, the 

administration at Clarion 
University. Being a criminal 
justice major from Central Texas 
College, I took it upon myself to 
further disprove the 
administration's falsehoods. We 
noticed in the Crime Statistics 
that the number of alcohol 
incidents was very low, 18, for 
the year 1991. I received 



information that in one night 
Campus Police Officers can do 
five or more cases related to 
alcohol. We figure that out to be 
30 to 35 incidents in a week. We 
took it and multiplied by 32 
weeks, the number of weeks in a 
school year, an we came up with 
1056 per year: significant 
difference between 18 and 1056. 
This puzzled us, we inquired to 
find information about this lying. 
We interviewed people, and it 
came to our attention that the 
number of arrests are only 
printed. What this means is that 
any incident mat happens and is 
referred to Student Affairs, but 
not printed. This statistical issue 
really got us thinking, what else 
does the statistical information 
hide? 



We continued to dig, and we 
came upon some really good 
information. We found out that if 
a person is cited for underage 
drinking, public drunkness or 
assault, and is finally arrested, 
that when the person goes to 
court and plea bargins out of 
court or takes the crimes he/she 
committed that only the most 
serious offense is printed. What 
does this mean? What it means is 
that statistics are used as a 
"smoke screen" to hide the true 
crimes that happen on campus. 

To end, we want you to think 
for a minute of what our campus 
police officers are? They are 
human beings and have a right to 



life; thus, every time they are 
called upon to handle an incident 
with a weapon or a fight, they 
know before they enter the 
situation they might not come 
out! They could stand back and 
let the situation take its course; 
however, these unselfish people 
give their lives each time they 
help you and I! Remember one 
thing, that with the presence of a 
well-armed police officer violent 
crime will only decrease and 
safety will be guaranteed! 

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by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Students at Clarion University 
are in the midst of registering for 
their spring semester classes, and 
reactions are mixed. 

While there seems to be little 
disagreement that telephone 
registration is easier and far 
more convenient, some students 
are expressing concern over a 
lack of courses. 

A check of the course view on 
Monday afternoon revealed the 
following examples: Of 42 
communication courses offered 
in the spring guide, 19 were 
already closed. 12 of 34 
computer information science 
courses were closed, 31 of 83 
English courses, 14 of 45 
education courses, 8 of 33 
elementary education, 5 of 17 
bachelor of science and arts 
degree, 8 of 25 marketing, 20 of 
47 psychology and 22 of 41 
speech communication and 
theater courses were closed. 

Problems arise for many 
students when they need to take 
a course which is a prerequisite 
for other required courses and 
find that the needed class is no 
longer available. The problem is 
compounded when progression 



toward graduation is basically 
stopped. 

When asked for their opinions 
of the upcoming semester's 
selection of classes, students' 
answers varied. 

David Strange, a math major, 
said, "It sucks. Basically, the 
classes just aren't out there, and 
there are no high level classes to 
take in the summer, which there 
needs to be." 

Scott Lang, majoring in 
secondary education added to 
Strange's comment. "It's no 
different. It's always hard to 
schedule, in terms of getting the 
classes." 

John Echenoz doesn't schedule 
until November 9 and he says he 
is, "afraid nothing is going to be 
open." Elementary education 
major Andrea Wolfe said, "Some 
classes need more openings, too 
many classes are reserved for 
freshmen." Wolfe also stated her 
unsatisfaction over alphabet 
scheduling which forces people 
with last names closer to the end 
of the alphabet to schedule later 
than other students with the same 
credits. 

Course selection was the main 
complaint. Kash Patel, a senior 
finance major, said, "Course 
selection was bad. It delayed my 



graduation progress. I'll have to 
stay an extra semester." 

Adrian Tait and Stephanie 
Danylo, both sophomores in 
communication, are not satisfied 
with course availability. "A lot 
of the courses that they 
recommend you take during your 
freshman and sophomore years 
are grabbed up by juniors and 
seniors. For example comp. and 
lit. [Eng 200, composition and 
literature] is pretty much gone," 
said Tait. Danylo added, " It's 
really frustrating when you go to 
the computers, and the general 
education classes are already 
taken." 

Malinda Knox, an accounting 
major, complained that there 
were too many "reserved 
classes." Darlene McGowan, a 
junior majoring in business, said, 
"They need more accounting 
professors." 

Not all students interviewed 
were unhappy with their 
schedule. 

One student, who wishes to 
remain unidentified, said the 
courses he needed were "quite 
readily available." The student 
is a finance major with over 100 
credits. 

Wendy Schaffner, a senior 
majoring in chemistry said she 
had no problems. Student Joyce 



Parker also said she had no 
trouble this semester. 

Budge*t cuts have forced some 
positions vacated by retiring 
faculty to remain empty, thus 
reducing the number of 
instructors available to teach the 



courses. 

The on going financial crunch 
facing the state and the 14 state 
owned universities may make 
the lack of course selections a 
continuing problem for students 
and administrations. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
A student utilizes the telephone registration system to 
schedule his classes for the spring 1393 semester. 



Clinton, Wright win elections 



by Ray Henderson 
Photgraphy Editor and 
Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 

Around 11:15 Tuesday night, 
President George Bush appeared 
at his campaign headquarters in 
Houston, Texas to deliver his 
concession speech, after being 
defeated in his bid for a second 
term by Democratic challenger 
Bill Clinton. 

Clinton took an early lead in 
the race, picking up electoral 
votes in Vermont, New 
Hampshire and Georgia, while 
Bush quickly took Indiana, 
which is Vice-President Dan 
Quayle's home state. Clinton 
passed the "magic number" of 
270 electoral votes at about 



1 1:00 p.m. to win the election. 

This election marked what may 
be a nationwide record for voter 
turnout, with some areas 
reporting 80%-90% turnout rates 
among registered voters. In 
Michigan, voting lines were so 
much longer than expected that 
immediate court action was 
sought to keep the polls open 
longer across the state. 

Exit polls, conducted by 
various media organizations, 
showed some very surprising 
data among certain voter groups. 

Christian fundamentalists, who 
consistently voted conservative 
and Republican in the past, 
seemed to lean towards Clinton 
and Independent candidate Ross 
Perot, with early polls showing 
President Bush taking only about 



20% of these votes. 

Despite questions concerning 
his draft record and lack of 
military service, veterans also 
gave most of their votes to 
Clinton (about 44%), with Bush 
and Perot falling slightly behind 
among this group. 

Probably the most closely- 
watched voters in the nation 
were the "Reagan Democrats," 
members of the Democratic 
Party who tended to vote for 
Reagan and Bush in the 1980s. 
While many of these voters 
"went home" to the Democrats, 
many also stood by the 
Bush/Quayle ticket. Ross Perot 
did surprisingly well among this 
group, tallying up about 20% of 
their votes, nationwide. 

In conceding, Bush thanked 



his supporters, ". . .especially 
one named Barbara", saying they 
had "fought the good fight" and 
"kept the faith." He promised to 
"work closely with (Clinton's) 
team to insure an orderly 
transition of power." 

In his speech later that 
evening, Clinton said the time 
had come to "turn the country 
around," and also that his team 
would work with the Bush 
administration during the 
transitional period. 

"This election," said Clinton, 
"was a clarion call for our 
country to face the challenges." 

Editors Note: All poll results 
taken from NBC election 
coverage. 

In local politics,the race 
for Pennsylvania's 63rd district 



representative seat came down to 
446 votes, with Democratic 
incumbent David Wright edging 
out Republican Fred Mcllhattan. 
The high profile race included all 
of Clarion county and part of 
Armstrong county. 

Wright won in the re- 
apportioned Armstrong county 
area, pulling in 3,631 votes to 
Mcllhattan's 2,715. Clarion 
county voters favored 
Mcllhattan, giving him 7,973 
votes to Wright's 7,503. 

The on-going fight against 
Concord Resources' plans to 
build a toxic waste incinerator in 
this area was a major issue in 
Clarion county. 

Mcllhattan said the 
margin in Armstrong county was 
hard to make up. 



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King takes over women's studies 



by Dorilee Raybuck 
News Writer 



Deborah King, assistant 
professor in the department of 
academic support services has 
been named interim director of 
the women's studies program at 
Clarion University. 

King is succeeding Dr. Donna 
Ashcraft, who recently resigned 
from the position. 

"I'm extremely pleased to be 
given this assignment ," said 
King, a faculty member since 
1982. "I've been interested in 
women's studies for many years, 
and I am earning a minor in 
women's studies as part of my 
Ph.D. coursework at Kent State 
University." 

The women's studies minor 
here at Clarion became a reality 
after two and a half years of 
planning when the Council of 
Trustees and the State System of 
Higher Education (SSHE) both 



approved the establishment of 
the minor last spring. 

This brought Clarion into 
compliance with the mandate of 
the American Council on 
Education's Commission on 
Women in Higher Education. 
The commission state< that, 
"each campus have both a 
women's studies program and a 
transformation of the curriculum 
project." 

King has been a member of the 
Clarion University Presidential 
Commission on the Status of 
Women since its inception and is 
a founder of Clarion's Annual 
Women's Conference, mentoring 
celebration and SSHE leadership 
institute for undergraduate 
women. She is the faculty 
adviser for Students Together 
Against Rape (STAR). 

Currently, King is teaching 
Women's Studies 100, which is 
the introduction to the women's 
studies program. As anticipated, 



the course filled to capacity early 
during the preregistration period, 
suggesting a strong interest in 
this new program. 

At the present time 11 
women's studies courses are 
offered at Clarion. King expects 
to be working with departments 
interested in offering new 
courses in the minor. She also 
intends to initiate sharing related 
speakers and communicate with 
surrounding SSHE universities 
having similar programs. She 
plans to apply for additional 
external grants to increase the 
overall level of funding for the 
new curriculum. 

Tom Gusler, assistant academic 
vice president and Clare Heidler, 
director of facilities management 
will both work closely with King 
during renovations of a space for 
the program in Harvey Hall. 

The program will be housed in 
an area previously occupied by 
WCCB. 




Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
Dr. Deborah King was recently named as interim director 
of the women's studies program. 



College co-sponsors conference 




by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 



The Clarion University 
College of Library Science is co- 
sponsoring a conference in 
Phoenix, Arizona on the future 
of rural and small public 
libraries in the United States. 

The conference, "The Twenty- 
First Century: The Future of 
Rural and Small Public 
Libraries," will determine the 
public library's future service to 
communities across the nation 
and will develop an agenda that 
will provide a timetable for these 
libraries. 

"Last year," said Tom Short, 
subscription manager at 
Clarion's College of Library 
Science, "the conference was 
held at the Day's Inn in Clarion 
and was very interesting." 



The conference is initially held 
for the future support of public 
libraries and is open to any of 
the general public who are 
concerned about the service and 
nature of these rural and small 
community libraries. 

"Last year's conference was 
terrific," said Short. "I'm not 
able to go this year, but I'm sure 
mat it will be equally as good, if 
not better." 

The conference channels 
information to librarians, library 
trustees and also toward 
networks who share the 
responsibility of supporting 
public libraries. 

The conference will begin at 8 
a.m. on Thursday November 19 
and run through 12:30 p.m. 
Saturday November 21 . 

In order to sign up for the 
conference, "an application must 
be completed and turned in to 



the college of library science by 
November 13," said Short. "It 
will then be transferred over to 
the college of continuing 
education." 

A $49 registration fee for 
either one day or both days is 
required with the application. 



Meet the 

candidates 

for Student Senate 

Monday Nov. 9 

5 p.m. 

Hart Chapel 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
The College of Library Science is cosponsoring a 
conference in Phoenix, Arizona on the future of rural and 
small public libraries in America. 



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Four year-old recovering from 
transplant 

A four year-old girl from 
Montana is recovering from 16 
hours of surgery to replace five 
of her organs. 

Charlie Fourstar's intestine was 
too short to absorb nutrition 
properly, so on Tuesday doctors 
at the University of Pittsburgh 
gave her a new small and large 
intestine, a liver, a stomach and a 
pancreas. 

One of her doctors said Charlie 
is doing fine. Her liver is 
beginning to produce bile, a 
good sign. 

Charlie has had to eat 
intravenously her entire life. If 
the operation is successfull, she 
will be able to eat normally. 

Doctors started the five organ 
transplant Monday afternoon and 
worked until the early hours. 
Fourstar, an Indian from the Fort 
Peck reservation in Montana, is 
listed in critical condition. 

Her liver was nearly destroyed 
by a lifetime of intravenous 
feeding. 



National 

Abortion rights supporters 
hail decision 

Abortion rights supporters are 
hailing a federal court decision 
that bars the Bush administration 
from enforcing its so-called "gag 
rule" on abortion counseling. 

A panel of three judges of the 
U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals 
said the administration adopted 
the revised rule improperly, 
because the public did not have 
adequate opportunity to 
challenge it. 

Under the rule, only doctors 
can counsel patients about 
abortion at abortion clinics that 
receive federal funds. 

The acting president of 
Planned Parenthood calls the 
decision a "great victory" for 
women. 

Former Lynyrd Skynyrd 
member arrested 

A former member of Lynyrd 
Skynyrd has been jailed on 
charges of sexually assaulting a 
four year-old girl. 

Police in Florida said Artemus 
Pyle was arrested Friday at his 
home in Jacksonville Beach. He 
is being held without bail. 



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Commission recommends 
women in combat 

A divided presidential 
commission is recommending 
that women in the armed forces 
be allowed in combat under 
certain circumstances. 

Four members of the 15 person 
panel walked out of Tuesday's 
meeting before the vote. The 
remaining members then adopted 
a statement saying: "Military 
readiness should be me driving 
concern regarding assignment 
policies; there are circumstances 
under which women might be 
assigned combat positions." 

The commission's non-binding 
recommendations must be 
presented to the President no 
later than November 15. 

Analysts say economy 
to grow slowly 

Analysts say Tuesday's 
Commerce Department report 
indicates the economy will 
continue to grow slowly through 
much of the next year. 

The September index of 
leading economic indicators 
declined three tenths of a 
percent, the third drop in four 
months. The index foreshadows 
economic activity six to nine 
months ahead. 

Lawrence Cimerine, of D.R.I. 
McGraw HiU in Lexington, Ma. 
said the nation is in, "prolonged 
stagnation." But many analysts 
believe things will improve 
considerably during the next few 
years. 

Woman mistakenly 

declared dead, dies 

two days later 

A woman who was mistakenly 
declared dead on Sunday died 
Tuesday in SeatUe. 

A nursing supervisor a 
Harborview Medical Center said 
Roberta Jones died early 
Tuesday morning of colon 
cancer. 

She was declared dead on 
Sunday, when a fire department 
medic found her on the floor of 
her apartment. Her body 
temperature was 90 degrees and 
she had no apparent pulse, but a 
funeral home employee noticed 
what he thought was faint 
breathing as he unloaded Jones' 
body from a strecher. Medics 
confirmed she was still alive and 
rushed her to Harborview. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of October 26 through 
November 1. 

Two non-student males were accosted on Oct. 24 at around 10:30 
p.m. while walking in a northerly direction on the service road near 
Wood St. One individual was punched in the back of the head and as 
the other person turned around, he was struck on the left side of the 
face. The incident is under investigation. 

Several Items on display in Gemmell Park by the art department 
were stolen sometime between Oct 24 and Oct. 25. Items include 
statues of a deer, turtle, black panther, owl on a stump, kangaroo, 
penguin, dinosaur and an oppossum. 

A student reported mat on several occasions she had money stolen 
from her room in Nair Hall. Each time the door was closed but not 
locked. 

Around 2:30 a.m. on Oct. 29, several students were observed 
smashing pumpkins in parking lot "J." The pumpkins and other 
artifacts were stolen from the porch of a township resident. Several 
charges are pending. 

On Oct. 29, the resident director of Wilkinson Hall reported mat 
between 5:00 and 5:05 p.m. on Oct. 18, unknown persons entered the 
lobby office and stole a VCR with remote control. The VCR is 
"Symphonic" model 5900z and valued at approximately $200. 

A fight behind Nair Hall was reported on Oct. 30 at around 12:30 
a.m. Two students were engaged in a fist fight. Public Safety and 
Clarion Borough officers attempted to stop the fight, however, one of 
the students refused to obey the orders several times and was placed 
under arrest. The student resisted arrest and became combative with 
police. He was lodged in the Clarion County Jail until arraignment. 

Two students were cited for public drunkenness on the moming of 
Oct. 31 at around 2:35 a.m. The students were attempUng to damage 
a university sign when approached by Public Safety officers. The 
students ran after the officers identified themselves, but were 
apprehended. One student registered .15 and the other student 
registered .17 on the BAC. 

A criminal mischief case was reported to Public Safety on Nov. 1 at 
around 10:00 a.m. A door was pulled from its hinges in Tippin Gym. 

Public Safety is investigating the theft of a necklace and several 
dollars from the male swim team locker room. The incident occurred 
between the hours of 2:30 and 4:15 p.m. on Nov. 1. The necklace is 
described as clear quartz attached to a silk cord. Its value is unknown. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other 
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Attention! 

The lockers in the 

basement of Harvey Hall 

have been moved to the 

Gemmell Complex, near 

the RACS lounge. 



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Siler complex changes 



by Dorilee Raybuck 
Ne*ws Writer 



Changes have been made in 
the child care programs at the 
nearly three-year old Earl R. 
Siler Childrens Learning 
Complex. 

The child development center 
and the child care center have 
both been maintained, but in new 
formats, according to Dr. Nancy 
Sayre, associate professor of 
education and executive director 
of the Siler Complex. 

"Due to budgetary cuts and 
new regulations issued by the 
Pennsylvania Department of 
Welfare, internal changes had to 
be made," said Sayre. "There 
are now three child care 
classrooms — one for children 
ages two to three years, another 
for children ages three and a half 
to four years and the third 
classroom for children four and a 
half to five years old." 

"The child development 
children are included in the 
classrooms with the child care 
children, but we are still meeting 
% the Pennsylvania Department of 
Welfare teacher to child ratio, 
group size and square footage 
per child mandates," said Sayre. 
Sayre explained that during the 
9:00 to 11:30 a.m. time period 
when the child development 
children are in session with the 



child care children, a program of 
self choice activities related to a 
theme are conducted. 

Activities include animals, 
colors, seasons of the year, snack 
and social time, literature/music 
time, grass motor/art time and 
field trips. 

After 11:30 a.m. the program 
reverts to the child care program 
in two of the classrooms. An 
age appropriate curriculum, 
lunch and nap time are part of 
the activities. 

"Swimming at Tippin 
Gymnasium pool is still a part of 
the activities," said Sayre. "The 
children also have a new outdoor 
playground that includes a 
toddler climb and slide area, a 
pre-primary climb and slide area, 
a large sandbox, trike paths and 
picnic benches." 

Sayre said, "The changes 
allow us the maximum use of the 
staff. The staff includes 
complex director Reese Wilson 
and a staff of teachers, including 
a graduate assistant from 
Clarion's College of Education 
and Human Services and 
teacher's aides. 

All have at least a B.A. in 
education while the teacher's 
aides have had extensive 
experience working with 
children. 

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University students," said Sayre. 
Early childhood and elementary 
education majors are given the 
opportunity to observe and 
interact with the children. It 
gives the education majors hands 
on experience in various 
activities such as playing with 
children, reading to them and 
teaching a lesson. 

"The complex has helped serve 
the needs of university students 
from education, special 
education, psychology, speech 
and hearing, marketing and 
communication majors. Sayre 
explains that marketing majors 
visited the Siler complex while 
working on a marketing plan for 
a toy. 

The program at the complex is 
for the children of students and 
employees of Clarion. 

The fees are determined on a 
sliding scale based on income of 
the parent. The complex opens 
at seven a.m. and closes at five 
in the evening. Currently 45 
children are enrolled in the 
program and there are no current 
openings. 

Sayre reported that there are 
openings in the child 
development program, which is 
open to all children in the 
Clarion community for a cost of 
$225 per semester for two and 
one half hours a day, five days a 
week. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
A girl plays with an animal in the university's Earl R. Siler 
Children's Learning Complex . 




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News Editor 

Students witness shooting 
at Univ. of Scranton 

The Aquinas 

Several University [of 
Scranton] students watched in 
horror on September 17 while a 
passenger in an automobile 
traveling slowly down a street 
sprayed up to 10 rounds of 
ammunition at two men ducking 
behind a car about a half a block 
away. 

No one was injured in the 
incident, which occurred around 
5:30 p.m. Scranton Police Chief 
George J. Murphy said this was 
not a "drive by shooting," but 
was meant for specific persons. 



Scientists peek inside 
lead coffins 

The Point News 

In a matter of days, researchers 
at St. Mary's City, Md. have 
partially unearthed over three 
centuries worth of history. Due 
to the combined efforts of 
archaeologists, scientists and 
historians, Project Lead Coffins 
has come even closer in its 
search for Maryland's founders. 

Utilizing the technological 
breakthrough of Gamma Ray 
Imaging, developed by Mark 
Moore of the Armed Forces 
Radio Biology Institute, 
researchers at the site were 
practically able to gaze through 
the walls of three lead coffins. 



Edinboro enrollment 
reaches capacity 

Spectator 

Edinboro University of 
Pennsylvania has experienced 
record enrollments during this 
past decade, and fall 1992-93 is 
no exception. Since 1987, 
enrollment has increased from 
6,409 to 8,202 according to 
Edinboro's Office of Institutional 
Research and Planning. 

Edinboro University Assistant 
Vice President for Admissions 
Terrence Carlin said that the 
standaius lor admission have 
increased in the past decade, and 
more students have applied to 
Edinboro. Last year, the office 
received 6,000 applications. 



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Features 




Cultural Diversity week: a time to learn 



European night: a lesson 
in history and culture 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania International 
Association hosted "European 
Night" on Sunday, November 1 
in Gemmell Complex multi- 
purpose room. 

Nations represented in 
European night were Greece, 
Macedonia, Yugoslavia, 

Hungary, Holland, Finland, 
Sweden, Slovakia, Cyprus, 
France and Malta. 

The cultural program started 
with a play from Greece set in 
576 B.C., concerning the ancient 
gods and their interest in the 
Olympic games. Following was 
a play from Cyprus, 
accompanied by dances 
concerning the ancient god, 
Venus; a romantic song from 
Yugoslavia; a video presentation 
about Hungary; and a "mid- 
summer festival" dance from 



Scandinavia. 

A range of foods from several 
of the represented nations were 
served in a buffet that followed 
the activities. Such foods 
included: coookies from 
Holland, Cabbage from Hungary, 
Swedish meatballs, cake from 
Scandinavia, beef with Greek 
sauce and Greek chicken. 

A member of the Clarion 
International Association, 
Jessika Malek said, "European 
night was the best night, so far. 
The cultural program here serves 
as an informative way to educate 
Clarion students and the 
community of the different ways 
of life of other parts of the 
world." 

All cultural nights are 
scheduled in the Gemmell multi- 
purpose room at 7:00 p.m. The 
next cultural program with 
feature American night on 
November 20. All programs are 
free and open to the public. 





Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
One of the events of Cultural Diversity Week was the 
play "Strange Like Me," about the ugliness of prejudice. 
The play envokes audience participation. 



Cultural Shocking at CUP: 

An exchange of customs, beliefs and ideas 




Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
Cultural Shock gave people a chance to explain their views of others cultures. 



Exploring the gender roles 



by Eric Jones 
Features Writer 



Most of us are guaranteed, 
sooner or later, to experience the 
sometimes confusing and 
problematic aspect of male- 
female relationships. Last night, 
Todd Wiggen, Assistant Director 
of Student Activities/Greek Life 
at West Georgia College, shed 
light on these relationships by 
focusing on gender roles. 

The program, which was 
sponsored by STAR, (Students 
Together Against Rape) was 
entitled, "Are the Roles of the 
Sexes Changing?" 

Wiggen, who obtained a 
masters degree at the University 
of Idaho (Interdisciplinary 
Studies), studies sociological 
influences on interactions 
between men and women. 

The overall focus last night 
was on gender roles in male- 
female relationships in today's 
society. 

During the program Wiggen 



incorporated gender "role 
reversals" in an interactive 
workshop designed to get men 
and women to empathize with 
each other. STAR advisor Deb 
King said, "Wiggen's use of role 
reversals are effective, because 
they help men and women see 



Although Wiggen's experience 
is mostly with men, his 
workshops are effective learning 
tools for both men and women. 

The program was part of the 
Clarion University Diversity 
week. STAR'S purpose of the 
program was to get men and 



"Wiggen's use of role reversals 

are effective ^because they help 

men and women see each 

other 's point of view. ' ' 



each other's point of view." 

Wiggen has a great deal of 
experience working and talking 
with groups of men about the 
roles they portray in 
relationships with women. From 
this experience, he has been 
conducting these workshops at 
other universities and the Annual 
Association of Fraternity 
Advisers Conference. 



women on Clarion's campus to 
openly talk about and assess the 
roles in their relationships. 

Deb King stales the program 
fits into STAR'S purpose because 
it's not only educational, but it 
also addresses the need to focus 
on male-female relationships. 
This is because students need to 
be aware of the pressures that 
exist in these relationships. 



Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 11-5-92 

Come see Riggle and you'll giggle 



by Dawn Sams 
Features Writer 



He's bright, he's young, and 
he's hilarious. Who is this 
superman of comedy? He's 
Randy Riggle, and he's making a 
stop at Clarion this week. 
Riggle will be at the Bedrock 
Cafe on Friday night, November 
6, at 8:00 p.m. Bedrock is 
brought to us through UAB and 
Bacchus. It is a bar-like 
atmosphere which offers a 
variety of musical and comedic 
talents. The shows usually last 
about an hour according to Amy 
Donahue, the person in charge of 
Bedrock. Riggle is just one of 
the six shows Amy has 
scheduled throughout the 
semester. 

Riggle has over 10 years of 
performing under his belt at 
various colleges, comedy clubs 
and even cruises. His act 
consists of not only original 
jokes, but a variety of 
impressions such as: Elmer 
Fudd, Clint Eastwood, George 
Bush, Roseanne Barr and many 
others. 

His talent has not only earned 
him an opportunity to perform at 
Bedrock Cafe, it has also earned 
him an appearance on the 
popular television show* 
"America's Funniest People," 
hosted by Bob Saget. All of this 
and yet there's much more to add 



to Riggle's list of 
accomplishments. 

As of January of 1989, Riggle 
began to write several sketches a 
week that were to be considered 
by Jay Leno, the then guest host 
of NBC's "The Tonight Show." 
Even though Riggle says that 
he'd "rather be up on the stage 
getting the laughs himself" he 
still thinks writing is great. 
Riggle has also written for Joan 
Rivers. David Letterman is also 
a patron of Randy's work. 

Randy has also opened for 
such acts as: Dennis Miller, 
Louie Anderson and Jerry 
Seinfeld. And if that isn't 
enough to convince you of his 
talent, he also attended the 1990 
Emmy Awards, where he got a 
chance to meet actor/comedian 
Eddie Murphy. 

The semi-local man from 
Washington, Pennsylvania, a 
suburb of Pittsburgh, likes to 
deal with subjects he is familiar 
with. His routine is filled with 
personal experiences, such as 
"failed relationships." 

In the future, Riggle hopes to 
continue his comedy career, and 
also try a little bit of acting and 
singing, which he already has 
experience in. 

So come relax, sit back with 
your strawberry daquiri mocktail 
and enjoy the comedy of Randy 
Riggle on Friday night. 



Derby Daze a success 



by Joshua Guerke 
Contributing Writer 



The Theta Alpha chapter of 
Sigma Chi fraternity on the 
Clarion campus was pleased to 
announce another successful 
"Derby Days Week." The week 
was full of fun activities and stiff 
competition among seven 
sororities. Each sorority 
participated in events such as, 
the derby hunt, the lip sync 
contest, the Olympics, the 
banner contest and the Sigma 
Chi house decorating. 

Also during this week a new 
"Derby Darling" was selected. 
This year's darling is Alpha 
Sigma Tau's Dawn Bezilla. She 



Dance 

Time: Tuesday November 
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was die person who collected the 
most money for their charity. 
Sigma Chi brothers were 
auctioned off to the highest 
bidding sorority. 

Money raised throughout the 
week was to benefit the 
philanthropy of Sigma Chi, 
which is the Cleo Wallace 
Foundation. 

The winners of the weeks 
competition was, first place- 
Zeta Tau Alpha, second place- 
Delta Phi Epsilon and third 
place- Sigma Sigma Sigma. 
Judges for the week were 
members of die sorority of Delta 
Theta Sigma, professors and 
others. 

From coast to coast, as here in 
Clarion, derby days will continue 
to be a tradition that is a fun and 
benificial activity. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 


Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 


Thurs Nov. 5 


Fri Nov. 6 


Sat Nov. 7 


- UAB presents Robert 


- High School Visitation 


- UAB CAB's Dance 


Hastings* "UFO's are 


Day 


(Gem m-p) 10 p.m. 


Real" (Gem m-p) 8 p.m. 


- UAB/BACCHUS 
Bedrock Cafe 
"Randy Riggle" 
comedian (Gem m-p) 
8 p.m. 




Sun Nov. 8 


Mon. Nov. 9 


Tues. Nov. 10 


- Contemporary Music 


- Jazz Band Concert 


- Athletic Timeout 


Concert (Aud) 3:15 p.m. 


(Aud) 8:15 p.m. 

- Student Senate mtg. 
(248 Gem) 7 p.m. 

- Faculty Senate mtg. 
(B-8 Chap) 4 p.m. 


Luncheon- noon 


Wed Nov. 11 


Thurs Nov. 12 


Fri Nov 13 


- VETERANS DAY 


- UAB Movie "Lethal 


- No events scheduled 


- UCM lecture series 


Weapon 3" (Gem 




(252 Gem) Noon 


m-p) 9 p.m. 




- Mr. CUP contest 


- IFC/Panhel: Liability 




(Gem m-p) 8 p.m. 


Workshop (Gem m-p) 
7 p.m. 





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Faculty concert scheduled 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



The CUP music faculty will 
present a concert of 
contemporary music on Sunday, 
November 8, at 3:15 in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 

Included in the concert will be 
20th century solo and chamber 
works by Lutoslawski, Cowell, 
Cahn, Bartok and more. The 
majority of the composers are 
still alive today; therefore, the 
audience will be given a rare 
opportunity to hear the music 
soon after it is created. 

This concert is the first of an 
occasional new series organized 
by music professors Lisa 



Johnson and Brent Register. 
Also, seven CUP music faculty 
members and one guest student 
performer will be participating in 
this first concert. 

The free program of 
contemporary music promises to 
hold visual, as well as aural 
interest, and everyone is 
welcome to attend. 



Into the Street 



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Church Soup Kitchen is 
accepting donations. 

Can foods and money 
are being collected at the 
church. 

The food drive will run 
to the end of the sem. 
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slipped on ice on the shop's triggered by trip wires; to deal 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-Rock music sculptress 
Cynthia Plaster Caster (who 
creates plaster-of-Paris models 
of rock stars' penises) has 
recently been battling music 
mogul Herb Cohen over 
ownership of 25 of her gems, 
including Jimi Hendrix's. In 
May, several bands in Chicago 
staged a benefit concert ("Hard 
Aid") to help with her legal fees. 
-The 15,000 member Surfrider 
Foundation, an association of 
California Surfers, is negotiating 
with Chevron Oil Corporation 
over surfing issues. Chevron has 
constructed jetties into the ocean 
to protect underground pipes in 



its refinery near Manhattan 
Beach. Surfrider claims the 
jetties have altered the patterns 
of monster waves in the area and 
that Chevron should somehow 
compensate the area's surfers. 
Surfrider recently won a 5.8 
million dollar lawsuit against 
two paper mills for polluting the 
Pacific Ocean north of San 
Francisco and thus harming 
surfers' interests. 

-In August, the Wyoming 
Supreme Court ruled 
unconstitutional a state law 
requiring a minor to forfeit his 
driver's license if convicted of 
an alcohol, or drug-related 
offense. The court said that was 



cruel and unusual punishment. 

-A judge in Surrey, British 
Columbia, found Alison Menz 
not guilty of indecency against a 
Royal Canadian Mounted officer 
in June. To demonstrate her 
contempt for the officer, Menz 
had removed her clothing, 
cupped her breasts with her 
hands, and "offered" them to the 
officer. Said Judge Francie 
Howard, "Her action was 
basically akin to what is known 
as giving someone the finger." 

-Davenport, Iowa, police 
officer Wayne Dawson filed a 
lawsuit recently against the 
Donut Time shop over a January 
1991 incident in which he 



walkway. He had been taking a 
break in the shop and was about 
to go back on duty. 

-Syndicated columnist Jack 
Anderson reported in March on a 
courtroom setback suffered by 
the United States Postal Service. 
USPS needed to get an expert- 
witness list for its side to a 
Dayton, Ohio, court by the next 
day in an employment 
discrimination case. It was sent 
from Washington, D.C., by 
Express (overnight) Mail but did 
not arrive for 10 days. 

-A 13-year-old boy, trying to 
fend off imminent arrest by 
Covington, Kentucky, police in 
July, rigged his home with 
several booby traps based on 
ideas he had gotten from the 
movie "Home Alone." As 
officers entered the house, in 
which the boy lives with only his 
great-grandmother, they had to 
dodge 12-inch nails, open 
scissors and a vat of concrete 



with doorknobs covered with 
lard and pieces of glass; and to 
climb steps that were soaped or 
greased or contained protruding 
nails. 

-In June, town counselors in 
Hears, Ontario, ended the long- 
time tradition of requiring 
prospective bridegrooms to be 
locked in cages in the center of 
town, on public display. The 
tradition usually goes no fulher 
than allowing the townspeople to 
throw eggs and tomatoes at the 
men for a price (in part to help 
the couple get started 
financially) A few years ago, in 
an extreme case, one man was 
given an enema with a grease 
gun. Local clergy advised the 
counselors that some men so fear 
the prospect that they decline 
marriage altogether. 



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Syndicate 



Unidentified flying objects: fact or fallacy? 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Features Writer 



Tonight at 8:00 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Student Complex 
multi-purpose room, Robert 
Hastings will be delivering a 
lecture entitled, "UFOs: The 
Hidden History." 

The 90 minute lecture and 
slide show will be concerning a 
United States Government 
cover-up on UFOs. It is based 
on previously classified 
documents that have been 
secured via the Freedom of 
Information Act by several 
researchers and are now 
available to the public. 

The documents indicate that 



"Flying Saucers" actually do 
exist, and despite public denials 
by official government 
spokesmen, these objects are of 
great concern to the highest 
levels of the United States Air 
Force and the intelligence 
community. 

There are approximately 800 
FBI documents one of which, 
dated in March of 1950, stated 
that flying saucers had crashed in 
New Mexico and had been 
secreUy recovered by the United 
States Air Force. The, memo 
also stated that "bodies of human 
shapes but only three feet tall," 
had been found aboard the craft. 

Hastings is an independent 



UFO researcher and lecturer. He 
feels his interest in UFOs began 
in 1967 when he was present at 
an air traffic control tower at 
Malmstrom Air Force Base, near 
Great Falls, Montana, when, 
"Five UFOs were tracked on 
radar for several minutes, and 
jets were launched from 
Malmstrom to attempt to 
intercept them. I later learned 
from Air Force sources that as 
the jets closed in, the objects left 
me area at an extremely high rate 
of speed (estimated to be 5000 
mph) far beyond the capability 
of any conventional aircraft," 
said Hastings. 

Since that experience Hastings 
has devoted countless hours to 



researching UFOs and to 
bringing out facts about them, 
which have been kept secret by 
the government, out to the 
public. 

Aside from his work as an 
electron microscopist in 



Albuquerque, New Mexico, 
Hastings has spoken at over 300 
colleges and universities 
nationwide. 

Hastings will be speaking at 
the Gemmell Complex multi- 
purpose room tonight at 
8.00p.m. 



Mr. CUP, who will it be? 



by Deborah Huffman 
Managing Editor 

In the tradition of Mr. 
Universe, Mr. Olympia and Mr. 
World, the fourth annual Mr. 
CUP contest is upon us once 
again. Sponsored by Delta Phi 
Epsilon, the competition will 
contain some of Clarion's 



$> 



1993 BSN 
Students 



Enter the Air Force immediately 
after graduation-without waiting for 
the results of your State Boards. You can earn 
great benefits as an Air Force nurse officer. 
And if selected during your senior year, you 
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major Air Force medical facility. To apply, 
you'll need an overall 2.50 GPA. Serve your 
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Sign up for free giveaways 

Gift baskets 

Christmas goodies 

Makeup for all skin tones 

Hair colour & makeup consultations 
(Thursday & Friday) 

Get in on the Great Savings! 



boldest and best looking men. 
This year, Stacie Boca is 
organizing the schedule of 
events. The contest will include 
many different contests. 

Special performances will 
include a solo by Holly Sena, 
comedy by Charles Mignanelli, a 
lip sync and routines by the 
dance team and the cheerleaders. 

Money will go to Delta Phi 
Epsilon's philanthropies, Cystic 
Fibrosis and Anorexia 
foundations. 

The program will be held in 
the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room on November 1 1 at 8:00 
p.m. Admission will be $2.00. 



PELL AND PHEAA 
GRANT REFUNDS 

are now available 
at B-29 Carrier. 

Photo 
I.D. required. 

(Closed Friday mornings) 



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For further information about Peace Corps, write Box 896, Washington DC 20526 



THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 



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world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one o. these countries. 

Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce 
the name of the country. 

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nation consists of three widely separated 
main groups of Southwest Pacific Islands. 




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2. Hypothetical line approximately along 
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designated as the place where each 
calendar day begins. 

3. European country which held 
protectorate over this nation beginning 
in 1892. 

4. Unit of measurement equal to .62 mile. 



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WEEKLY OVERVIEW 

From 1 1th thru Dec 1st, Mercury goes 
Retrograde (reverse). MisundersUndings 
can be curtailed by giving directions 
careful attention. Full Moon Tuesday 
advises to withhold conclusions longer if 
possible. Venus moves into Capricorn 
indicating social occasions can lead to 
important contacts. 



THIS WEEK FOR ALL SIGNS 
ARIES March 21 -April 20 

Possible delays in dealing with people 
in far away places are only temporary. 
Simple phone call gets things activated. 
TAURUS April 21- May 21 

Mails could bring tidings from an old 
friend or admirer. 

GEMINI May 22 -June 21 

Keep plans confidential for now. Rush- 
ing things could upset the applecart. 
CANCER June 22 -July 23 

An "old flame" or person you haven't 
seen in a long time could resurface. 
LEO July 24 -August 23 

Situations concerning domestic matters 
might experience temporary delays. 
VIRGO August 24 -Sept 23 

If important legal matters are pending 
your interests might better be served u 
you can finalize early next month. 

Libra. sept24-oct23 

Changing planetary conditions should 
improve financial conditions. 
SCORPIO Oct24-Nov22 

If others offer advice, listen but don't 
leap. Pay attention to your inner voice. 
SAGITTARIUS Nov23-Dec21 

Important matters could come to a head 
under early week's Full Moon. 
CAPRICORN. Dec22-Jan20 

Free yourself from heavy commitments 
next few weeks. Timeout for enjoyment! 

AQUARIUS Jan21-Feb19 

Any contracts that are about to be signed 
should be reviewed again. 

PISCES Feb2O-March20 

If you let nature take it's course, com- 
munications might be delayed. 



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Weekly Crossword 

" November 4 Headline " By Gerry Frey 



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41 Named 

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44 bien: Very good 

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46 Preserves 

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50 Drilling tool 

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59 Burning , 

61 Narrow way 

62 Bread spread 

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The Clarion Call - 11-5-92 - Page 15 




Golden Eagles down California, 
still alive in PSAC playoff picture 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

The Steel Curtain. Orange 
Crush. Doomsday. . . Clarion? 

There was a time this year 
when the Clarion defensive unit 
was giving away yardage like it 
was soup at a homeless shelter. 
Not any more. The Golden 
Eagles' "D" came up with yet 
another stellar performance on 
Saturday, and with their 23-18 
victory over California, the 
Eagles placed themselves in 
prime position to win their first 
PSAC title since 1983. 

For the seventh consecutive 
game, Clarion scored first. A 
third and goal situation from the 
Vulcan 16 yard line seemed to 
have field goal attempt written 
all over it, but Tim Myers 
located- Marlon Worthy on a 
slant pattern, and instead of 
settling for the scraps, Clarion 
had the whole cow. A bad extra 
point snap kept the score at 6-0 
when Cal mounted a short 
scoring drive of their own. 

A Clarion turnover and 
subsequent personal foul gave 
California the ball deep inside 
Eagle territory. Cal quarterback 
Todd Hirt wounded the Blue and 
Gold secondary by completing 
all four of his passes on the 
drive. His final toss went to 
Jason Lamertina for a six yard 
touchdown and the score was 
knotted 6-6. 

Not impressed with Hirt's 
performance, Myers went a 
perfect four for four on the 
Eagles' very next drive. The 
lanky QB had already hit on two 
throws when he found Tim 
Brown for 27 yards on a third 
and four situation. Two plays 
later, he spotted Kevin Harper 
for a fifteen yard score, and the 
Eagles would take this 13-7 lead 
into intermission. 

A Cal fumble on the opening 
drive of the second half placed 
the Clarion offense on the 40 
yard line to start the new quarter. 
The Eagles moved the ball as far 
as the Vulcan 7, but couldn't 
punch it in. Paul Cramer came 



if.'^r w.1 




Cut to the chase - QB Tim Myers eluded Cal defenders all day, 

on for a 24 yard field goal and walk into the end zone and gave 



the Clarion margin increased to 
10 points, 16-6. 

After a Damon Mazoff 
interception, the offense needed 
to travel 43 yards to enter the 
promised land, and All- 
American tight end Tim Brown 
played the part of Moses. First 
he made a tough catch in traffic 
for an 18 yard third down 
conversion. Then, on third and 
13 from the Cal 19, he reached 
over top a Vulcan defender and 
came down with a miraculous 
grab to place the ball at the two. 
From there, big number 84 
showed why he is the complete 
package at tight end. Brown 
administered a spine-tingling 
block that enabled Jay Tonini to 



the Golden Eagles a 23-6 
cushion. 

On die final drive of the third 
quarter, Cal seemed all but 
deceased when they chose to 
grunt instead of punt on fourth 
and 13 from the Clarion 41. 
Their desperation turned to 
jubilation when Hirt hit Victor 
Shandor for 40 yards, and 
suddenly the Vulcan sideline had 
life, now only down 23-12. 

Momentum is a funny thing. 
Clarion owned it the entire 
game, but one pass had 
magically removed it from the 
Eagles' grasp, and placed it all in 
the palms of the Vulcans. 

After a Clarion punt, the Cal 
momentum led them down the 



John Rickard/Clarion Call 
passing for two TD's. 

field once again. A 63 yard 
bomb from Hirt to Cahoon 
followed by a 28 yard TD strike 
to Shandor noisily moved the 
Vulcans to within five points of 
the lead at 23-18 with over 11 
minutes left to play. 

This is when the Clarion 
defense completed the last few 
degrees of me season's complete 
360 degree turnaround. Two 
straight times Cal went three 
plays and punt, and on the third 
drive they went three plays and 
interception. Sean Spencer 
intercepted a Hirt pass to secure 
the victory. 

Clarion must now defeat 
Slippery Rock this week and IUP 
next week to win their first 
conference title since 1983. 



J' iVuo - =. - 



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Clarion 



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FIRST QUARTER 



Clarion: Worthy 16 yard TD pass 
from Myers (kick failed), 6:32. 
Drive: 11 plays, 42 yards. Key 
play: TD pass on 3-12 from the Cal- 
16 yard line. Clarion 6, Cal 0. 
California: Lamertina 6 yard TD 
pass from Hirt (kick failed), 0:43. 
Drive: 7 plays, 29 yards. Key play: 
Myers pass intercepted by Cal, 
returned to 44. PERSONAL FOUL 
moves ball to Cl-29. Clarion 6, 

California 6. 

SECOND QUARTKR 

Clarion: Harper 15 yard TD pass 
from Myers (Cramer kick), 12:27. 
Drive: 8 plays, 69 yards. Key play: 
Solid drive, blending pass and run. 
Myers 56 yards passing on drive, no 
incompletions. Clarion 13, 
California 6. 



THIRD QUARTER 



Clarion: Cramer 24 FG, 11:09. 
Drive: 8 plays, 33 yards. Key play: 
Fumble recovered by Mazoff, 
returns to Cal-40. Clarion 16, 
California 6. 

Clarion: Tonini 2 yard TD run 
(Cramer kick), 3:52. Drive: 10 
plays, 43 yards. Key play: Mazoff 
interception, 1 1 yard return to Cal- 
43. Myers executes two key third 
down conversions on drive. Clarion 
23, California 6. 

California: Hirt 1 yard TD run 
(two-point attempt fails), 0:07. 
Drive: 9 plays, 66 yards. Key play: 
Shandor two catches from Hirt 
totaling 56 yards. Clarion 23, 
California 12. 



FOURTH QUARTER 



California: Shandor 28 yard TD 
pass from Hirt (two-point attempt 
fails). 11:35. Drive: 4 plays 86 
yards. Key play: Another big play 
hurts CUP- Cahoon 63 yard pass 
from Hirt. Clarion 23, Cal 18. 



TEAM STATISTICS 




Cal. 


Cla. 


FIRST DOWNS 


14 


18 


3RD DOWN EFF. 


5-13 


8-18 


YDS RUSH 


48 


113 


YDS PASS 


265 


227 


TOTAL YDS 


313 


340 


AVG GAIN/PLAY 


5.3 


4.6 


KEY PLAYER STATIS 



Clarion rushing: Tonini, Gregory, 
Wine 35-96 

Cal passing: Hirt 18-28 (265) 
Clarion passing: Myers 17-32 (227) 
Cal receiving: Shandor 7-128 
Clarion receiving: Brown 6-80 
Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 
Mazoff 14-9-0, Terza 11-7-1, Kline! 



The Clarion Call - 11-5-92 - Page 17 






Clarion University mens swimming and diving I Golden Eagle volleyball team downs three 
team prepared to continue recent dominance non-conference opponents, falls to Edinboro 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



How could a team top such 
honors as winning 20 PSAC 
titles over the past 22 years, 
placing second at the NCAA 
Division II Nationals in 1992, 
third in 1991, 1988 and 1984, 
fourth in 1983, and fifth in 1989, 
1986, 1985, 1982 and 1981? 
They could top every honor by 
finishing first at nationals this 
season. The Clarion University 
men's swimming and diving 
team could be the team to do just 
that. 

The men will be led by head 
coach Bill Miller, in his 15th 
season. He brings in an 
impressive dual meet record of 
114-25 over those 15 seasons. 

At nationals in 1992, Cal- 
Bakersfield won with 910 points, 
but Clarion finished with 481 for 
a second place finish. 

The goal for Clarion in 1992- 
93 will be the same as usual. 
"Our goal, as always, will be to 
try for our 21st PSAC title and to 
finish in the top five at 
nationals," said Miller. 

The Golden Eagles have 30 
men on the roster, only four of 
which are seniors. 

The men's team will be led by 



tri-captains Steve Darby, Keith 
Iwinski and Dave Sheets. 

Darby was awarded the 1992 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year" 
award for being a five-time 
PSAC Champion. He wm the 
200 free, the 200 butterfly in 
record time, plus led three 
winning relays. He was a seven- 
time Ail-American at nationals. 
Overall, Darby is a 17-time Ail- 
American. 

Iwinski, was a five-time All- 
American last year, in his first 
season with the Golden Eagles. 

Sheets, a three-year standout, 
was a seven-time All-American 
at nationals last year for Clarion. 
Overall, Sheets is a 17-time All- 
American. 

Clarion is also looking for 
strong contributions from Rick 
Bull, in the pool, and from divers 
Joe Egan and John Oleksak. 

Clarion looks solid in the 
freestyle events. The 50 free 
will have Iwinski, Jim 
O'Connor, newcomers Bill 
Gimbel and Robert Janeski, plus 
returnees Rad Lorenc and Mark 
Blais. The 100 free will be led 
by Darby, Iwinski, and 
newcomers Ben Yoder and John 
Williams. The 200 free is a very 
strong event with Darby, Iwinski 



and 1991 PSAC "Swimmer of 
the Year" Bull giving the Golden 
Eagles three potential national 
qualifiers here. The 500 free is 
anchored by Darby, but Steve 
Kozowyk is also expected to 
qualify at this event. The 
grueling 1650 will be handled by 
Kozowyk. This is also a 
potential national qualifying 
event for him. 

The butterfly event is also a 
strength of the team. Darby and 
Bull will probably lead the team 
to nationals once again in this 
event. 

Williams, Sheets, Mark Keister 
and Chad Rimsky all have strong 
possibilities for national time in 
the backstroke. Sheets is the 
defending PSAC champ in both 
the 100 and 200 backstroke. 

O'Connor and Scott 
Rosenbaum will be expected to 
lead the way for Clarion in the 
breaststroke event. Both have 
the potential to swim national 
qualifying times. 

The loss of national champions 
in Matt Benton and Chris Glenn 
will take its toll on the men's 
diving team. But coach Dave 
Hrovat is still pleased with the 
team's progress to date. Clarion 
will bring back All- Americans 



Egan and Oleksak to pace the 
divers. 

All five relay events will also 
be a Clarion strong point due to 
the fact that Clarion has so much 
depth at every specialty event. 

The 1991-92 PSAC men's and 
women's "Coach of the Year" 
and NCAA Division II "Coach 
of the Year," Miller, and the 
1991-91 men's "Diving Coach of 



the Year," Hrovat will be 
attempting to continue their 
dominance in NCAA Division II 
men's swimming and diving for 
another year. There is nothing to 
say that they will not continue 
the success. 

The men's and women's 
swimming and diving teams both 
hosted Allegheny at home 
yesterday. 



Clarion Notes 



A thank you to the 

men's basketball 

program 



A few weeks ago, the Clarion University men's 
basketball team sponsored a benefit hoop, shoot to 
support the medical costs of Vern Shingledecker. Our 
entire family has been through a lot of highs and 
lows, since this disaster. Our family really isn't in a 
position to thank each individual basketball player 
and coach personally for their thoughtfulness. We 
just wanted to let your team and the university know 
that we appreciate your thoughtfulness in our time of 
need. 

The Vern Shingledecker family 



Clarion athletes receive honors 



Morton honored by Street & Smith 's 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

Morton in Street & Smith's 



Junior shooting guard Kwame 
Morton was handed yet another 
accolade to place on his mantle 
of honors when Street and 
Smith's magazine named him to 
their second team All-American 
squad in its annual Small 
College and NAIA Preview. 
Morton set a school record with 
93 tri-fectors in his freshman 
season, when he also was named 
PSAC "Rookie of the Year." 
Last year, the Brooklyn native 
led the Eagles in scoring with a 
19.3 points per game average, 
and, if his 44 point midnight 
madness performance is any 
indication, Morton is primed for 
another record-setting season 



PSAC praises Mazoff 

Clarion linebacker Damon 
Mazoff was honored as PSAC 
"Co-Player of the Week" for his 
performance in the Golden 
Eagles 23-18 victory over 
California last weekend. 
Mazoff, a junior, recorded 14 
tackles, caused and recovered a 
fumble, and intercepted a pass 
which led to a touchdown. 



Ellenberger receives award 

Clarion University women's 
volleyball player Wendy 
Ellenberger was also 
acknowledged by the PSAC as a 
"Co-Player of the Week" for the 
week ending November 1 . 

Ellenberger "set" her sights on 
the award by averaging 39 
assists, 14 digs and 7.5 kills per 
match over four matches. 



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by Mike Jewart 
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The Golden Eagle volleyball 
team didn't have to go out to a 
party last Thursday evening. 
They had their own in Tippin 
gymnasium as they beat up on 
the Mercyhurst Lakers. They 
must have thought that it was 
prom night when they beat the 
top two teams in the PSAC-East 
back-to-back last Saturday. But 
the Golden Eagles suffered from 
the hangover in the form of a 
loss to PSAC-West rival 
Edinboro Tuesday night. 
Clarion went 3-1 for the week. 

The Golden Eagles swept the 
Lakers in three straight games on 
October 31, 15-8, 15-8, 15-5. 
Wendy Ellenberger led the way 
for Clarion with 33 set assists 
and seven kills. Nicole 
Flambard led the team in kills 
with nine and Jennifer Betters 
chipped in eight more. Tammi 
Bills paced the defense with 18 
digs. Betters played well on 
defense as well as offense, 
chipping in 11 digs. 

The Clarion women traveled to 
Shippensburg last weekend to 
take on the co-leaders of the 
Eastern Division. This match 
had all the makings of a classic 
battle. Clarion jumped out to a 



2-0 advantage, winning 15-11, 
15-11. But the Red Raiders 
bounced right back to win the 
next two games, 15-6, 15-7. The 
Golden Eagles came out pumped 
in game five and stole the match 
from Shippensburg, winning 
game live 15-3. The victory was 
a total team effort with four 
women reaching double figures 
in kills and six women reaching 
double figure in digs. Betters led 
the way in kills with 13. 
Flambard, Bobbie Simpson and 
Ellenberger had 12, 11 and 10, 
respectively. Bills led the 
incredible defensive effort with 
34 digs. Meghan Kelly added 17 
digs while Ellenberger and 
Betters produced 15 apiece. 
Flambard and Suzanne Sheldon 
rounded out the effort with 14 
and 11 digs, respectively. 
Ellenberger was again the team 
leader in set assists with 38. 

The Golden Eagles received 
little rest that Saturday as they 
took on the other Eastern 
Division co-leader, Millersville, 
in their second match of the day. 
Clarion showed their endurance 
by sweeping the match in three 
straight games even after a 
grueling five game match earlier. 
They defeated Millersville in 
dominant fashion, 15-10, 15-12, 



16-14, thus knocking off the 
PSAC-East's top two teams in 
the same day. Ellenberger 
remained the offensive catalyst 
with 26 set assists. Gerri Condo 
paced Clarion's bomb squad 
with 11 kills while Betters had 
six kills. Three women reached 
double figures in digs to lead the 
defensive charge. Condo had 17, 
Kelly added 15 and Flambard 
chipped in with 10. Bills did not 
play due to an ankle injury she 
suffered against Shippensburg. 

Ellenberger had an incredible 
week for the Golden Eagles. 
From October 26-November 1, 
she totaled 135 set assists, 56 
digs, 30 kills and six service 
aces. The PSAC-West can 
recognize an unreal performance 
when they see one for they 
named Ellenberger their Co- 
Player of the Week. 

Tuesday night, the Golden 
Eagles fell to Edinboro in four 
games, 10-15, 15-13, 8-15, 7-15, 
to fall to 4-6 in the PSAC-West 
Ellenberger had 25 set assists, 12 
digs and nine kills. The loss 
dropped the Golden Eagles 
overall record to 22-15. 

The Golden Eagles will be 
hosting the Clarion Invitational 
this Friday and Saturday at 
Tippin. 




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Getting a little defensive- Co-captain Tammi Bills and Bart) 
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Cross country teams finish seasons at PSAC's 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University men's 
and women's cross country 
teams both finished 13th out of 
14 teams at the PSAC 's hosted 
by California on October 31. 

The men's team finished 13th 
with a total of 370 points. 
Edinboro won the Championship 
with a total of 35 points. 
Slippery Rock finished second, 



just under the century mark with 
97 points. Bloomsburg finished 
with 104, for a third place finish. 
Indiana, Shippensburg, East 
Stroudsburg, Lock Haven, 
Millersville, West Chester, 
Kutztown, California and 
Mansfield also finished above 
Clarion. Cheyney finished dead 
last with 449 points. 

The top 15 runners in the 
men's 5,000 meter race were 



honored as All-Conference 
runners. Edinboro had five 
runners in the top 15. Clarion's 
top runner finished more than 
two minutes off of the All- 
Conference pace. 

Eric Hack welder was Clarion's 
top male runner at the 
Championships, placing 63rd 
with a time of 30:12. Russ 
Briendel finished 7j0th with a 
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was 76th with a time of 30:52. 
Chris Singleton, Clarion's top 
runner all year long, finished 
79th with a time of 31:05. Chad 
Briggs and Chris Myers rounded 
out the field for Clarion. 

The Clarion men's cross 
country team finished with an 
invitational record of 17-26, but 
much of the loss total was added 
at the conference championships. 
The men had a very respectable 
invitational record of 16-13 
going into the PS AC's. 

The women finished 13th with 
384 points. Edinboro's women 
completed the sweep as they also 
won with only 26 points. 
Millersville finished second with 
64 points. Slippery Rock also 
fared well, finishing third with 
75 points. Kutztown, Indiana, 
West Chester, Bloomsburg, 
Shippensburg, East Stroudsburg, 
Mansfield, Califo/nia and Lock 
Haven also finished ahead of the 
Clarion women. 

Edinboro had six female 
runners honored as All- 
Conference runners. Clarion's 



top runner finished two minutes 
off All-Conference pace. 

Nicole Yahres, who has paced 
the women all season, was the 
first Clarion woman runner 
across the finish line. She had a 
time of 22:21 to place 64th. 
Lynn Baluh was Clarion's 
second runner to place 72nd with 
a time of 22:58. Jennifer 
Dansberger was third for Clarion 
with a time of 23:46 for 85th. 
Shannon Jones, Stacey Jacobson 
and Cynthia Hippensteel also 
finished for the Golden Eagle 
women. 

The Clarion women's cross 
country team finished with an 
invitational record of 9-27. 

Coach Ron Wiser's groups 
were both riddled by injuries and 
lack of depth throughout the 
season. The cross country teams 
are rebuilding but can look 
forward to the spring track 
season. Their hard work all fall 
may pay off after all, despite the 
13th place finishes at the 
conference championships. 



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Sports Opinion 



Clarion University sports heat up November 



by Jon Q. Siller 
Sports Editor 



The month of November is a 
time when temperatures drop 
and things are dying all over. 
But for Clarion University 
athletics, November is the time 
of year when everything comes 
alive. 

Throughout my four years at 
Clarion University, fall and 
spring sports like football, 
volleyball, tennis, baseball and 
softball have provided a lot of 
enjoyment. But nothing can 
compare to the excitement and 
the success generated by our 
winter sports. The wrestling, 
men's and women's basketball 
and men's and women's 
swimming and diving teams are 
second to none. 

What can I say about the 
wrestling program that hasn't 
already been said? This is 
Clarion's only Division I 
program and it puts us on the 
map. It brings press to our 



school. Kurt Angle is known 
and respected all around the 
world for what he has done for 
Clarion University. The 
Olympics? Sports Illustrated. 
World Cup wrestling. Brndcast 
television. Need I say more? 
Right now, Kurt is getting ready 
to represent the United States in 
Moscow for the World Cup. 
Former head coach Bob Bubb is 
just as respected for what he has 
done for Clarion University. 
Bubb's teams won numerous 
PS AC team tides (you can't even 
count them on two hands), one 
EWL title and his teams were 
ranked in the top ten in the 
nation many times. Though 
Angle, Bubb, Erik Burnett and 
many other past stars are gone, 
new head coach Jack Davis put 
together the second best 
recruiting class in the nation this 
year. Davis will no doubt keep 
up the "Commitment to 
Excellence." The Clarion 
wrestling program is the best 



thing to ever happen to Clarion 
University! Those of you who 
said that the ALF Festival was 
the best thing to happen should 
stop reading now. The Features 
section starts on page nine. 

What has Ron Righter done for 
the men's basketball team? He's 
our answer to Bobby Knight. He 
should be commended for 
sharing with us his intelligence, 
his sense of humor, his antics, 
but most of all his exciting and 
winning ways of playing hoops. 
Even without Donny Rubin's 
free throws, Dave Cruse 's dunks 
and Mike Archer's defense, he 
still led Clarion to their best 
record in about ten years, 18-9 
last season. He had a little help 
in the form of a bonafide 
Division I talent. Junior Kwame 
Morton is a great shot from 
anywhere on the floor, probably 
from anywhere in the stands for 
that matter. Dave "Wojo" 
Wojciechowski has improved 
every season. It couldn't have 



anything to do with how hard he 
works, could it? Mark 
McCarthy and Steve Branch are 
tough. And a 7-foot- 1 backup 
can't hurt things. Oh, before I 
go, Scotty Lang and Roy 
Bumosky can dunk the hell out 
of the ball! I'll be there. 

Before I talk about the 
women's hoop team, just let me 
say that a lot of schools would 
love to have one exciting 
basketball team. We have two! 
Head coach "Gie" Parsons has 
put together a fast, exciting, 
three-point bombing powerhouse 
over the past few seasons. If you 
haven't gone to these games, 
kick yourself right now! They 
run and gun every night, 
shooting for triple digits and 
astronomical margins of victory. 
Amy Coon for three! Shannon 
Coakley for three! Pam 
Mountsier for three! Their 
inside game will also be pretty 
darn good with Carlita Jones at 
center. In 1990-91, Clarion 



Finished the season ranked #8 in 
all of Division II. Last season, 
the runnin' Eagles started off 18- 
0, before Finishing at 24-2. But 
the team isn't really satisFied. I 
think they want a national 
championship. 

The men's and women's 
swimming and diving teams are, 
quite simply, dynasties. Head 
coach Bill Miller leads his teams 
to nationals with a PS AC crown 
almost every year. The women 
have won 17 straight PS AC 
titles. The men have won 19 
PS AC titles in the last 22 years. 
With numerous national 
rankings, numerous Ail- 
Americans and numerous 
accolades, both teams are still 
very hungry for a national 
championship. Within reason? 
Yes. 

Is the football team going to 
join this list of November 
powerhouses? With two more 
wins, they could win their' first 
PS AC title in ten years. 



Golden Eagle wrestlers to take part 
in Blue/Gold match on Wednesday 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



Clarion University's Division I 
wrestling team will be taking 
part in their annual Blue/Gold 
wrestling match at Tippin to kick 
off the 1992-93 campaign on 
Wednesday, November 11 at 
7:30 p.m. The intrasquad match 
will serve as Clarion's team trials 
that will play a part in 
determining the remaining spots 
on the 1992-93 final team that 
will battle Arizona State in the 
season opener on November 2 1 . 



Admission is free and Tippin 
will be packed. 

The Golden Eagles Finished the 
season ranked eighth in Division 
I last year. Senior John Dasta, 
senior Steve Krouse, a few more 
talented veterans and a lot of 
fresh faces, some of who made 
up the second best recruiting 
class in the nation for 1992, will 
provide the excitement on 
November 1 1 and for die rest of 
the season. Dasta, at 142 pounds 
for Clarion in 1991-92, finished 
3-2 at nationals and was only 



one victory away from becoming 
an AU-American. Krouse 
notched a 1-2 mark in his first 
trip to nationals last season. 
Both are striving to go back to 
nationals this year, as well as 
many other talents that will be 
showcasing their stuff for the 
Clarion fans on November 1 1 . 

New head coach Jack Davis is 
promising a lot of exciting bouts, 
12 in all, to kick off the 1992-93 
campaign. "The names are 
subject to change but I foresee a 
great night of wrestling on 



November 11," said Davis. "For 
some of the new kids, who are 
looking for a spot, this may be 
their biggest match to date. It 
will be exciting." 

Wrestlers projected to be 
taking part in the excitement 
include Chad Billy, Luke 
Shocklee, Sheldon Thomas, 
Keith Sirois, Kyle Wolfe, Chris 
Gaurlotti, Rick Kirkpatrick, 
Dave Thomas, Nick Pendolino, 
Moss Grays, Paul Antonio, 
Shawn Armbrust, J.J. Stanbro, 
Mike Guerin, Joel Gilbert, Tiny 



Anderson, Dan Payne, Brian 
Stout, Chris Shaw, Rob Sintobin 
and J.J. Canagus or Stephen 
Terebienec. 

The evening will consist of a 
brief instruction of the new rule 
changes for 1992-93 and an 
exciting night of wresUing. The 
Golden Eagle wrestling program 
will be sharing their first match 
of the year with the Clarion fans, 
not with a Division I opponent. 

The Blue/Gold match is just a 
small part of Clarion's 
"Commitment to Excellence." 



The Clarion University 

women's basketball team is 

looking for two players to 

round out the 1992-93 team. 

Please contact m Gie" Parsons 

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Personals 



Thank you Theta Phi Alpha for 
the great halloween treats. We 
can't wait to get together again so 
we can turn tricks. Thanx Delta 
Chi. 



Way to go Tri-Sigma! 
Congratulations on taking 3rd 
place in Derby Days. We 
definitely have Sigma Spirit!!! 



Sigma Phi Epsilon would like to 
congratulate its new executive 
board members: Eric Pasacci, Joe 
Kapp, Shaun Taylor, Pat Crawley, 
Jason Fularz, and Kevin Beamon. 
Good luck guys. 



To our Derby coaches, Jason, 
Keith, Casey, F.J.: Thank you so 
much for all of your help. We 
couldn't of done it without you. 
Tri-Sigs are the best!!! Love the 
Tri-Sigma Sisters 



Thank you Christine and Shan for 
doing a great job with Derby 
Daze! We couldn't have gotten 
first place without your help! Zeta 
Tau Alpha is Number One! 



Congratulations to all the 
sororities for a great week during 
Derby Daze! Everyone did a great 
job, and we look forward to doing 
it again next year! Love the 
Sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha. 



Thank you Chris, Chuck, Chad, 
Mike and Pee-Wee -- our 
coaches! Derby Daze was a 
success, and yes we must confess 
without you guys we couldn't have 
done it. We knew you couldn't 
settle for less, so we got first place 
to put a smile on your face! We 
love you guys. The Sisters of Zeta 
Tau Alpha. 



Jen P., Congratulations on the 
birth of your son! He is loved and 
our forever sweetheart. Love, the 
Aunts of Alpha Sigma Alpha 



To our Phi Sig coaches: Chris, 
Chris, Chad, Jim- Thanks for all 
your support. We love you. 
(Special thanks to Chris B.) Love, 
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Come out and see Mr. C.U.P. 
November 11th at 8:00 p.m. 
Sponsored by Delta Phi Epsilon. 



Sigma Chi, Thanks for the great 
Derby Daze. Can't wait to do it 
again. Love, Theta Phi Alpha 



Theta Phi Alpha, It's only one day 
away until our Midnight 
Mascarade. Be prepared to 

experience an enchanting 

i 
escapade. 



To the Theta Phi Alpha Derby 
Daze Coaches: Thanks for all of 
iyour hard work. You did a super 
Ijob. Love, the Sisters of Theta Phi 
Alpha. 



iAnn, Congratulations on a bang 
up job with the ESP program. We 
Luv Ya, Your Brothers of Alpha 
Phi Omega. 



Alpha Phi Omega would like to 
thank Mark and his committee for 
the Halloween Party. We look 
forward to the next activity you 
have planned. 



Sigma Chi would like to thank 
Alpha Sigma Tau, Delta Phi 
Epsilon, Delta Zeta, Phi Sigma 
Sigma, Sigma Sigma Sigma, Theta 



Phi Alpha and Zeta Tau Alpha for 
another outstanding Derby 
"Daze" !!! A special thanks goes 
out to all of the Judges and Delta 
Sigma Theta for helping us. 



The Brothers of Sigma Chi would 
like to extend their thanks to all of 
the sororities for a successful 
Derby Daze" !! Congratulations 
to 1st place: Zeta Tau Alpha. 2nd 
place: Delta Phi Epsilon. 3rd 
place: Sigma Sigma Sigma. 



Fall 92 AST Associate Members- 
You're almost there! Keep up the 
good work! Love, Your soon to be 
Sisters 



A belated thanks to the brothers of 
Tau Kappa Epsilon for an 
"interesting" social. We never 
knew searching for roadkill would 
be so much fun! We love you- 
the Sisters of AST. 



Kris Wiesen- Congratulations on 
finally snagging those Delta Chi 
letters. We love you! Your Sisters 
of Alpha Sigma Tau 



Special thanks to Tracy Wilson 
(my little!!) for making Derby 
Daze a success. You did a super 
job. We love you, AST 



Congratulations Dawn Bezilla on 
claiming Sigma Chi Derby Darling 
- We knew you could do it! Love, 
your AST sisters 



Jen Dinkel - Thanks so much for 
making our Founders Day special. 
We really appreciate all of your 
hard work. We love you, AST. 



Ronnie B., Mark, Tom and Brett: 
You guys are great! Thanks for 
the super coaching all week! 
Love, Your AST Neighbors. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
with our Mr. CUP representative, 
Jay Campbell, the best of luck! 
Love the sisters of Phi Sigma 
Sigma 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like top 
thank Cherie Boedicker for all her 
hard work during Derby Daze, and 
Jean Schoenbaum for making our 
"Embalmer's Ball" Spooktacular ! 
Love, your Phi Sig Sisters 



The Gamma Gamma Chapter of 
Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
cordially welcome our Phi Sig 
nationals and division 6 chapters 
to Clarion for this years Division 
Conference. Diokete Hupsula!! 
Love, The Gamma Gamma 
Chapter of Phi Sigma Sigma 



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Sports Opinion Some new blood... The Godfather predicts: 

Steelers to down Bills in battle of AFC's best 



Tall Cliffy, football 
commentator for five weeks at 
the Call, was fired at 
approximately 10 p.m. last 
Monday evening, during the 
Chicago Bears/Minnesota 
Vikings contest. The reason 
given was a lack of production. 
He finished with a record of 9- 
18-3 or something. It was 
deemed due to rumors that 



students were betting against 
Tall Cliffy. Bookies were going 
bankrupt. Cliffy will not be 
m issed . It's time for some ne w 
blood. ..lam the Godfather! 

Oh the pressure, the pressure. 
Now, I realize how kick' rs feel 
in the closing moments of a big 
game. But unlike Scott 
Norwood or any Florida State 
kicker against Miami, I shall 



split the uprights for the game 

winner. So call your bookie, 

here are the picks you can count 

on. Make him an offer he can't 

refuse. . . 

ML 

Pittsburgh at Buffalo -7 

This is perhaps the game of the 
week. What's at stake? Just the 
best record in the AFC. Some 
say the Stillers (that's the 



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Steelers in Pittsburghese) will 
suffer a letdown against the Bills 
(6-2). Au contraire, the Stillers 
(also 6-2) are flying high after 
their conference win against the 
Oilers. Meanwhile, the Bills are 
2-2 in their last four games. 
They barely squeaked by against 
two AFC East cellar dwellers 
the Jets and the Patriots. The 
Stillers also have the AFC's 
leading rusher, Barry Foster, in 
their corner and one of the most 
hard-hitting defenses in the 
league. 
The Godfather's pick: Steelers 

Dallas at Detroit +6 1/2 

After last week's convincing 
win over Philadelphia, Dallas (7- 
1) is back to being the favorites 
to win the Super Bowl. Detroit 
(2-6), on the other hand, has 
gone from first to worst in the 
NFC Central division. With the 
total destruction of the Lion's 
offensive line, Barry Sanders is 
now human. He only mustered 
38 yards on 12 carries last week 
against Green Bay and will be 
lucky to match that effort against 
an extremely motivated Dallas 
defense. Emmit Smith will rush 
for another C-note and the 
Cowboys will roll. 
The Godfather's pick: Dallas 

Miami at Indy +6 1/2 

Indianapolis (4-4) spoiled the 
Dolphins (6-2) perfect season 
two weeks ago, winning 31-20. 
Miami continued to slide last 
week by being humiliated by the 
boring NY Jets. But will 
lightening strike twice for the 
Colts? I say no. Indianapolis 
played out of their butts two 
weeks ago. But after this week, 
the Colts will again look like 
what we have grown accustomed 
to over the past few seasons - a 
loser. Dan Marino will pick 
apart the Colts secondary again 
but without the pickoffs. Steve 
Emtman is still sucking oxygen 
after his 90- yard pick return. 
The Godfather's pick: Miami 

CFL 

Kansas at Nebraska -14 1/2 

Hey, I know it's a huge spread, 
but did you check out the 
'Huskers performance against 
Colorado last week? They have 
resurrected themselves into the 
frontrunners to play Miami in the 
Orange Bowl. Kansas is all 
offense, but that's all. This will 
not be a Kansas/Oklahoma 
repeat. The Comhusker offense 
looks like a fine-tuned race car. 



Kansas is in for a long day. 
Nebraska will dominate from the 
opening coin toss to the final 



gun. 



The Godfather 's pick: Nebraska 

USC at Stanford +1 1/2 

This game is basically a toss 
up. I like Stanford because of 
their thrashing of Notre Dame. 
On the other hand, they got 
mauled by #1 ranked 
Washington. USC has been 
playing quiet, but steady 
football. Who will win? I will 
have to say Stanford based on 
their higher GPA's and Bill 
Walsh. 
The Godfather's pick: Stanford 

Washington at Arizona +7 1/2 

Arizona is currently ranked 
#15, Washington is the AP's #1 
ranked team. It is a classic PAC- 
10 matchup. Nobody knew that 
Arizona even had a football team 
until they came inches away 
from beating the Hurricanes, 
losing 8-7. Until last week's 
trouncing of Stanford, the 
Huskies have just trudged 
through the season, beating 
mediocre opponents. The 
Huskies are in for the biggest 
challenge of 1992. I predict a 
nailbiter. Don't be surprised if 
the Wildcats down the Huskies 
in the upset of the year. 
The Godfather's pick: Arizona 

The ball is on the left hash 
mark. It would be a 37 yard 
field goal. The ball is snapped, 
the kick is up and it is... Well, 
we'll see. 

The Quizmaster (3-2 
overall) is still warming 
up in the bullpen but here 
are his picks anyway... 

Buffalo over Pittsburgh 
Thomas will have a good game 
and offense will lead Bills to an 
eight point victory. 
Dallas over Detroit 
Sanders will be stopped again. 
Miami over Indianapolis 
Not twice in one season. 
USC over Stanford 
Just have this gut feeling that 
Bill is going to lose a close one. 
Washington over Arizona 
Arizona cannot possibly do to 
this well oiled machine what 
they did to a slumping Hurricane 
offense. 

Kansas over Nebraska 
Nebraska will beat the Jayhawlcs, 
but not by two scores. 





Volume 74, Issue 10 The student ne wspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 12, 1992 

Clarion University-celebrating 
125 years of change and progress 



News 

Activist speaks last week 

Sister Soljauh speaks 01 
tempowerment in race. . . Pg. 

Features 

History celebration 

In celebration of the 12' 
years, find out what a student 
faced in the early years of the 
college. Plus a short history of 
the buildings on our campus 



Sports 



^Gulden Eagles football win 
Golden Eagles defeat th< 
bock and earns P&AC-West 
title shot Pg.l< 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook! 



Thursday: 

Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Wednesday: 



Rainy, high 55 

Partly rainy , 

high 45 

Gloomy, high 

35 

Cold front, high 

33 

Chance of snow, | 

high 35 

Clearing, chilly, 

high 50 

Colder, high 45 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

Features pg. 9 

Student Senate pg. 12 

Entertainment pg. 161 

TV listing Pg-18 

Sports pg-19 

Classifieds Pg-23 



Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



It's been 125 years of change- 
from horse and buggy to the 
automobile; from long skirts to 
mini's; from the phone and radio 
to today's computers and 
televsion. Clarion has been 
through the trends and has made 
its way from a one building 
seminary to a university. There's 
only one saying for such 
diversity on the Clarion campus, 
"you've come a long way, baby." 

Clarion's roots started back in 
1867, when Carrier Seminary 
Hall was established by Erie 
Conference of the Methodist 
Episcopal Church. The building 
was named in honor of the 
Carrier - temily for theiu 
contributions. 

Before building the seminary, 
classes were held in a building 
owned by a local academy. 
Volunteers formed a group of 
trustees, and then a building 
program was authorized. 

The seminary became Clarion 
State Normal School on April 
12, 1887. Over a period of time 
indebtedness plagued the 
seminary. A debt reached 
$35,000 in 1880. Contributions 
from First National Bank of 
Clarion and Rev. John M. 
Edwards eased the deficit. 

The increasing debt of the 
seminary resulted in a sale on 
September 10, 1886. The 
seminary was sold to the Clarion 
Normal School Association. 

Clarion was then accredited by 
the Association of Teachers 
Colleges in 1926. Clarion State 
Normal School officially became 
Clarion State Teachers College. 

The next change came in 1960 
when Clarion State Teachers 
College became Clarion State 
College. Finally, Clarion 
became a University July 1, 
1983. 

Looking at the present, the 
university has and will be 
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View of the Clarion Normal School in the late 19th century. Seminary Hall is at the rear 
center. Becht Hall is to the rear left and the old Stevens Building is to the rear right. 



semester and next spring. The 
opening and recognition of 
Gemmell Complex center was 
celebrated in October. Next 
semester, to keep the celebration 
going, the Johnstown Symphony 
Orchestra will be visiting 
Clarion. 

Mr. Bruce MacBeth has been 
at Clarion's English department 
for 26 years. He believes that 
Clarion University has changed 
from "conservatism to 
liberalism." 

MacBeth said, "People are 
responsible for their own actions. 
They don't blame other people, 
when at one time, they thought 
society was at fault." 

For the future, MacBeth 
"hopes that the state will make 
increasing amounts of money for 
the university." 



Dr. John Bodah has been a 
professor at Clarion for 18 years. 
He also has seen changes at 
Clarion. He said, "Students were 
not as dependent in the 60 s, 
because they thought they knew 
it all. Today students are willing 
to learn and do what it takes to 
get an education, even if it takes 
away personal freedom and 
expression." 

For the future, Bodah hopes 
the institution will "develop a 
more cohesive program in 
general education." 

Since Dr. Diane Reinhard has 
been president of the university, 
she said the addition to the 
student complex has been a 
rewarding accomplishment. The 
infusion of new ideas from new 
faculty members and the 
involvement of students in 



recreational activities also has 
brought change to Clarion. 

Dr. Reinhard is very optimistic 
about the future of the university. 
She said, "We have a strong 
academic base and good falculty 
who want to teach." 

Dr. Reinhard said, "I would 
like to see more money from the 
state. These are a great group of 
students and we'll get through 
financial difficulty." 

On Wednesday, November 18 
in the multi-purpose room of 
Gemmell, an open 

house/birthday celebration will 
be held to commemorate 125 
years. 

Remarks will be made by 
President Diane Reinhard and 
Dr. Syed Ali Zaidi, Chair of the 
council of Trustees. 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student newspaper 



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The way I see it 




Editor 



An interview 
with the emperor 



My editor stressed one point 
over and over when I started as a 
sports reporter right out of 
college at the Beaver County 
Times. 

"Always remember one thing, 
Nick," he would say in a deep, 
gravely voice. "Keep your 
professionalism regardless of the 
assignment." 

It wasn't too difficult keeping 
my cool when interviewing a 
high school sophomore after 
scoring the game-winning 
touchdown or his coach, who 
could barely speak in complete 
sentences. 

But as time went by and my 
writing improved — I think — 
the assignments got better. 
Eventually, I worked my way 
into covering the Pittsburgh 
Steelers on a regular basis, a 
rarity for someone only 22 years 
old. 

"Now don't go wearing your 
Steeler hat or jacket when you 
go to Three Rivers," my editor 
would joke. "And don't go 
jumping up and down when they 
score a touchdown." 

He would laugh and then go 
back to hacking someone's story 
at his computer terminal. 

I didn't let him know, but I was 
worried. These were guys I had 
idolized since childhood. I 
didn't want to act like a 
professional, criticizing these 
guys when they failed. In 
particular, I didn't want to 
criticize the person I'd admired 
the most — Charles Henry Noll. 
My first two seasons covering 
the team were enjoyable. And, 
for the most part, I think I 
handled myself well. As time 
went by, I even learned how to 
criticize my beloved team, but 
not nearly as severely as the 
other "hacks" covering the 



Nick Neupauer 



Steelers' beat 

It was Draft Day 1991. All of 
the beat reporters met in a 
conference room in the Steeler 
offices at the stadium and 
anxiously waited for the 
Emperor to appear. Sure, he 
would undoubtedly tell us that 
the team had just taken "the best 
athlete available," but to hear 
those four words meant that the 
regular season was drawing 
nearer. 

When Steelers' Public 
Relations Director Dan Edwards 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



I attended Sister Souljah's 
lecture with an open mind. 
When I left, I felt anger at the 
hatred that was directed at my 
race. I should not be grouped 
into the whole white race as a 
criminal and then charged for 
something that happened over 
200 hundred years ago. First of 
all, the entire white race is not 
responsible for the degradation 
that African people faced in 
slavery. Those who are 
responsible have been dead for 
over 100 years. 

Secondly, I never once heard 
Sister Souljah commend white 
people who risked their lives for 
the Underground Railroad. 
Instead she continuosly berated 
all members of the white race. 
"If you were scared to come 
tonight it is because you are 
guilty," she said. "Your father 
was guilty and your father's 
father was guilty." 

She even went so far as to say, 
"If my survival means your total 
destruction then so be it. You 
built this wicked country." I am 
sorry she hates that which gives 
her so much freedom. Can she 
honestly say she would have a 
better life in her homeland? I 
think not. It would mean giving 
up the material things in life 
which she denounces. She 
would have to give up the 
substantial income she is 



receiving and leave behind most 
of the comforts and modern 
luxury items that we enjoy as 
part of America's prosperity. And 
most of all, she would have to 
give up all the free publicity she 
receives in this country. 

Did she make me aware? 
Yes! Did she make me 
uncomfortable as she intended 
in her fowardness? Not in the 
least. 

There are many things wrong 
with the world. Racism is 
perhaps one of the greatest 
problem. If she had called for a 
gathering of humanity instead of 
a call for race she would have 
earned my respect. 

Instead, she called for further 
separation which will not solve 
the problem. 

Discovering one's identity and 
heritage should be a must for all 
people. That is what makes us 
unique. She called for a 
rebuilding of relationships 
between African men and 
women. 

Why not call for a rebuilding 
of relationships between 
humanity? 

If you want to achieve a 
semblance of balance in the 
world, that's where you should 
start. Not with separation which 
will eventually cause more 
problems than what we face 
today. 




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Reader Responses 



AASU thanks the 

student body for their 

support 



Dear Editor, 

Now thnt the lecture of the year 
is a part of the past, how has it 
affected Clarion University as a 
whole? Did Clarion really gain 
from Sister Souljah's speech or 
were thousands of dollars spent in 
vain? The African American 
Student Union feels thai Sister 
Souljah made a very powerful 
impact on Clarion and made a lot 
of people, both black and white, 
start some heavy thinking. 

I think everyone will agree with 
me when I say that Souljah's 
lecture was intelligently 
motivated through experience and 
: M many hours of hard studying. 
Whether people agreed with her 
message or not, I was proud to 
have the chance to listen to 
someone from a different 
perspective and a different voice. 
I thank Mr. Roger Laugand, 
Director of Minority Student 
Services for bringing Souljah to 
Clarion. 



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The one thing that stands out in 
my mind is all the tension and 
fear that soared through the air 
when the talk of Souljah coming 
to Clarion was first let out. 
Administrators and student 
leaders who were blinded by lies, 
sound bites, and miseducation, 
given through the media, were 
afraid to let Clarion students hear 
this dynamic speaker. 

The AASU feels that the lecture 
gave students a chance to make 
their own decisions about Sister 
Souljah and the content of her 
speech. The lecture also gave 
students a chance to ask Sister 
Souljah questions that they would 
not be able to ask a negative 
picture in a magazine or a small, 
slanted segment from television. 

The AASU would like to thank 
the students for showing the 
administrators that we can listen 
to a controversial speaker without 
going out and killing someone. 
Everyone had this fear that Sister 
Souljah would come to Clarion 
and persuade the students to start 
riots and racial fights. The AASU 
feels that the administrators 
should remember that we are 



mature adults, and this was 
evident through the actions 
students took while listening to 
Souljah. 

Now that Clarion is still 
standing and not one racial 
incident was reported to Public 
Safety, due to Souljah's lecture, 
the AASU would like to thank 
those who were in attendance 
for their support and hope that 
more students will come out to 
other events sponsored by the 
AASU or Minority Student 
Services office. 

One thing the AASU 
challenges Clarion to do is to 
take what you learned from 
Souljah's presentation and make 
it fit Clarion University. If you 
would like to address the 
problems, help the AASU come 
up with the solutions and do not 
let your opinions be swayed by 
negative reports from the media 
and other misguided people. 



- Michelle Lander is 
Chair of Political Actions 





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problems among 

faculty 



Dear Editor, 

I'm glad that you have 
addressed the issue of pre- 
registration in your editorial for 
the November 5 Clarion Call. 
This is an issue faculty 
members are deeply concerned 
about, as well. They find it 
excruciating to turn down the 
many students who ask to be let 
into closed classes. For this 
reason, many professors have 
courses which are well 
oversubscribed. 

The solution you propose is to 
increase class size, arguing that 
"preparing a lecture class for a 
20 person class is exactly the 
same as preparing a lecture 
class for a 120 person class." 
Not true! 

Professors can provide a much 
more valuable educational 
experience for a class with 20 
people than one with 120. In 
smaller classes, they can not 
only lecture, but assign 
substantial papers, give exams 
with essay questions, encourage 
discussion, and ask students to 
give oral reports. Since they get 
to know their students, they can 
also write convincing 
recommendations to support 
students' graduate school and 
job applications. 

If they have classes with 120 
people, they can do little more 
than lecture and give multiple 
choice tests which can be 
graded by computers. Have you 
ever tried grading 120 papers or 
120 essay tests? In a large 
class, the students do not learn 
how to express themselves in 
writing and speaking, nor do 
they learn to organize their 
thoughts. In addition, 

professors do not get to know 
their students well enough to 
write good recommendations. 



Students will be lucky if their 
professors recognize their faces. 
Increasing class sizes will put 
more people through the college 
mill, but it will not give them an 
education as they pass through. 

The correct solution is plain 
(if not simple in these times of 
economic depression): when 
the university increases student 
enrollment, it must also enlarge 
the faculty. One action students 
can take is to organize a 
campaign among parents and 
students to urge the 
Pennsylvania legislature to 
increase funds for higher 
education. If enough people 
participate, the state will have to 
respond. 

-Dr.Beverly Smaby is 

a History Professor at 

Clarion University. 



Controversy with 
Souljah's lecture 



Dear Editor, 

I am writing in regard to the 
Sister Souljah speech of Nov. 4, 
1992. Souljah started off with a 
powerful presentation. 

However, it wasn't long before 
her message became filled with 
degrading racial statements that 
alienated and insulted anyone 
who happened to have white 
skin 

Souljah contends that she is 
not a racist, nor is it possible for 
"any" member of the African 
Race (her term, not mine) to be 
a racist. Webster defines racism 
the following way: "A belief 
that human races have 

distinctive characteristics that 
determine their respective 
cultures, usually involving the 

idea that one's own race is 



(cont. on pg.4) 



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Hide Park. . . 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



entered the conference room 
shortly after ESPN's Chris 
Berman had announced that the 
Steelers selected Huey 
Richardson, a linebacker out of 
Florida, we knew the Emperor 
would be arriving soon. 

A few minutes later, the 
Emperor entered, and we 
quizzed him about the pick. 

The day lasted 12 hours, and 
by 10 p.m. we were all 
exhausted. With most reporters 
gone, I saw Noll lingering 
around a table with a few cold 
cuts, cheeses and buns still 
remaining. It had to be the first 
time all day I'd seen him alone. 



"Good day, coach?" I asked. 
"Time will tell," the Emperor 
responded. He was never a man 
of many words. 

Then, out of nowhere, I asked 
Noll if he had a few minutes to 
spare. 

"Sure," he said, picking up two 
Iron City's out of a cooler 
underneath the table. 

I had interviewed Noll 
hundreds of times before. But 
that was always with a crowd of 
reporters. Now, it was me, one- 
on-one with the only coach ever 
to win four Super Bowls. 

One voice, however, kept 
flashing through my mind. It 



was that of my editor, muttering, 
"Keep your professionalism, 
Nick." 

We sat at the same table which 
had been filled earlier by the 
likes of Nover, Cope and Savran. 
Past horror stories of the stone- 
faced Emperor ripping reporters 
popped in my head. 

Before we even started our 
conversation, Noll, with that 
brownish hair parted to the side 
and the birth mark situated on 
the right side of his face, a few 
inches from his nose, asked me, 
"How do you like your job?" 

The question took me by 
shock. 



"It's, ah, fine." 

"I've seen your work a few 
times, and I think you do a fine 
job. . ." 

He uttered a few more 
sentences, but I heard little. 
"Geez," I thought. "Here's a guy 
who never even gave the great 
Franco Harris a compliment — 
remember Franco who? — and 
he just gave me one." 

The compliments came to an 
abrupt halt, and the interview 
went on for about 10 minutes 
while we nursed out Iron's. At 
the conclusion, the Emperor 
stuck out his hand — and it 
wasn't cold because of ice in his 



veins like reporters have said in 
the past — and said, "thank- 
you." 

"Thank you, Chuck," 1 
responded. 

I walked out of the room 
thinking that my editor would 
have been proud. I had kept my 
professionalism! But as soon as 
I left the Steeler office, I jumped 
up and down like a little kid on 

Christmas morning. 

Nick Neupauer is a graduate 

student in Communication with 

previous writing experience at 

the Beaver County Times a nd 

Ell wood City Le$er . 



Letters . . . 

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superior." Souljah certainly 
believes races (especially White 
and Black) have distinct 
characteristics and that one race 
is superior to another. 

Souljah also contends that it is 
impossible for Whites to 
understand what it is like to be 
Black, but she claims to know 
exactly what it's like to be 
White. She says that white 
women are so shallow that they 
judge their potential mates by the 
size of their wallet and what kind 
of car they drive. And White 



men fear Black men because of 
their own insecurity, and because 
of some deep inlaid guilt of what 
they (and their fathers) have 
done to the Black race. 

One of the most ironic parts of 
Sister Souljah's speech was her 
argument that Black persons 
(unlike Whites) do not have the 
right to go where they wish and 
do as they please. Here is a 
woman who came from a poor 
background, was given a 
scholarship to Rutgers 
University, became a famous, 



Escort service planned 
for campus next semester 



by Jodi Seely 
News writer 



Clarion is working to start an 
escort service next semester. 
The service is for individuals 
who don't want to walk across 
campus alone at night. 

According to Melissa 
McKenna, a graduate student in 
Nair Hall, the idea was handed 
down from Patty McSteen, the 
Nair Resident Director. 
McKenna took upon the 
responsibility of getting it 
started. 

The escort service is strictly 
volunteer. Those that volunteer 
to be an escort have to have a 2.5 
GPA. Public Safety will do a 
standard background check on 
the volunteers and will train 
those that qualify. 

The hours of this service are 
seven days a week from 7:00 



p.m. to 1:00 a.m. The individual 
escorts will most likely work in 
shifts, says McKenna. Also, 
there was a concern of females 
being escorted by two males. 
The escort service will work in 
male/female and female/female 
pairs. 

There are boundaries of this 
service. It will not go downtown 
Clarion. It is strictly confined to 
campus and the five campus- 
lining sorority houses. 

Escorts can be spotted easily 
by their orange windbreakers. 



Due to the number of 

Letter's to the Editor this 

week, some of them could 

not be run in their entirety. 

Therefore, these letters will 

be saved for next week's 

edition. 



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wealthy rapper, and last 
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White, Northwestern 

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different and the university 
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by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



"Racism is a system of power 
that functions systematically and 
collectively to secure and ensure 
white power and white privilege 
in America, in Europe, in 
Africa and throughout the entire 
world." 

Sister Souljah, a black activist 
and rap artist, recenUy spoke to a 
standing room only crowd at 
Clarion University. Souljah, 
born Lisa Williamson, appeared 
at the Gemmell Student 
Complex on November 4 to 
give a lecture on "Empowerment 
and Race," 

One of her main points was 
that African people cannot be 
considered racist, because they 
do not have the same power in 
the world as white people do. 

"We are at war," she said. 
"A state of war exists anytime a 
group of people or a collection 
of individuals try to take from 
you that which is rightfully be addressed." 



yours." Souljah explained that if 
you are prevented from thinking 
what you want to think, going 
where you want to go and taking 
from you "your right to control 
economic conditions in your 
community," then you are in a 
state of war. 

"The media know we are at 
war, and the white people know 
we are at war." 

She said that people who are 
aware of the war, know there are 
"hostile territories and friendly 
territories; white neighborhoods 
and black neighborhoods." 
Souljah used several examples to 
illustrate her point. One was 
that black men are constantly 
asked to show their ID's and that 
white people are never 
questioned when they choose to 
do something or go somewhere 
when it is within their rights. 

"I thought she was a very 
powerful speaker," said CUP 
junior, Denise Bump. "She 
spoke on a subject that needed to 



"She stated that there are a lot 
of racial problems," said Scott 
Dillon, also l junior. "But she 
didn't offer any practical 
solutions." 

Souljah's beliefs came under 
fire over the summer when 
President-elect Bill Clinton 
verbally attacked her at Rev. 
Jesse Jackson's Rainbow 
Coalition Leadership Summit. 
Clinton repeated a Washington 
Post story that quoted Souljah 
as saying, "If black people kill 
black people every day, why not 
take a week and kill white 
people." 

Souljah interpreted her 
remarks by saying that, ". . .if a 
person would kill their own 
brother, or a baby in a drive-by, 
or a grandmother, what would 
make white people think that 
[he] wouldn't kill them too," a 
Newsweek aritcle reported. 

Souljah attended Rutgers 
University and has lectured 
throughout the world. 




Ap photo 
Controversial rapper and activist Sister Souljah 
addressed racial issues during a speech here last week. 



Few students 'meet the candidates' 




by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Jim Schulze/Clarion Call 
Student Senate candidate Michael Jewart speaks during 
a sparsely attended "Meet the Candidates Night." 



Student apathy on campus rang 
out as a concern of many of 
those vying for seats on next 
semester's Student Senate as they 
spoke during "Meet the 
Candidates Night" on Monday in 
Hart Chapel. 

Only around a half dozen 
students showed up in the chapel 
to see those running for Student 
Senate. 

Also, of the 21 candidates 
competing for 20 seats on the 
Senate, only 1 1 were present to 
speak on their own behalf 
Monday evening. 

Candidate Michelle Piccirillo 
argued that apathy is the biggest 
problem, saying that, "Students 
don't care." 

In order to turn this trend 
around, Denise Bump supported 
making students "feel like they're 
involved." Bump said groups 
have to "keep after [students], 
say we want you there." 



Rodney Sherman, noting the 
lack of student interest in 
campus activities, encouraged 
promoting participation through 
campus media and wants to 
change what he calls Student 
Senate's "non-existant" image. 

Candidate John Martinec 
attributed the problem to a lack 
of interesting activities on 
campus. "I think it's time to 
implement something that 
excites [the students]," Martinec 
said. 

Katie Trapini continued in the 
same vein. She said, "You have 
to present things students are 
interested in," citing examples 
such as racial and political 
issues. 

Jim Junger said that the 
problems exists out of "not 
enough information being given 
to people. People need to be 
overwhelmed with information." 

A innovative approach was 
advocated by Michael Jewart, 
who suggested using "old time 
callers" yelling issues and 



handing out flyers to get 
information to students. 

Katrina Helmick advocated an 
approach that would target 
students as they begin their 
college careers. Helmick said it 
is, "important to get freshmen 
involved." 

The solution to the apathy may 
be through the media on campus, 
suggested Jay Campbell. "If we 
[Student Senate] could get time 
on WCUC, [and] 640 AM, that 
would be a large help," but he 
added, " I don't think that would 
really help." Campbell 
promoted utilization of a 
combination of campus media. 

Kelly Thompson analyzed the 
problem as a "communication 
problem" rather than a interest 
problem among students. She 
said there are often activities that 
people aren't interested in. 

Angie Link advocated 
increases in student participation 
in campus related activites. She 
said, "You have to make sure 
they hear your voice." 



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Martinazzi responds 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Public Safety director Dr. Ron 
Martinazzi responded Tuesday 
afternoon to last week's letter in 
the Clarion Call newspaper. 

The letter, signed by a group 
calling themselves "Concerned 
Students For Firearms" 
(C.S.F.F.), called for Clarion 
University Public Safety officers 
to carry firearms. 

Dr. Martinazzi started by 
saying he did not know anything 
about "Concerned Students For 
Firearms" and added that he 
"would like more clarification" 
on the charge that the 
administration is lying to the 
students. 

Continuing by going through 
the letter section by section, 
Martinazzi pointed out that 
during the escape of Charles 
Shankosky from the Clarion 
county jail, Public Safety 
officers were not called by the 
Pennsylvania State Police to 
assist in the apprehension of the 
escapee. 

Clarion Borough police called 
to request Public Safety's 
assistance. Martinazzi said it is 
"public knowledge" that Public 
Safety and Clarion Borough 
police have a mutual assist 
agreement, and while Public 
Safety does currently have 
eleven full time officers, there 
are usually only two on duty due 
to having three shifts per day and 
days off. 

Martinazzi then discussed the 
subject of night sticks. Public 
Safety is currently attempting to 
get all officers re-certified with 
their night sticks (PR-24's). 

"All our officers were certified 
last year; however some of the 
officers certification has expired. 
We are in the process of getting 
all our officers certified on the 
same day, " said Martinazzi. 

He went on to say, "As far as 
response time, Clarion Borough 
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have not had to call the State 
Police for assistance." 

Martinazzi refuted the claim 
that Public Safety officers are 
only called to assist in 
emergencies and when a weapon 
is involved. "Most of our assists 
involve traffic accidents and 
other incidents that are non- 
criminal in nature," Martinazzi 
said. Public Safety has the 
option of declining borough 
requests for assistance. 

Martinazzi then gave his 
version of the apprehension of a 
convicted rapist who had been 
on campus. 

"We responded to a call of a 
suspicious person near the 
dorms." When the officer 
arrived at the scene, he took a 
knife seen on the seat of the 
vehicle because no weapons are 
allowed on campus. 

The man was told he could 
reclaim the knife the next 
morning and was ordered off 
campus. It was not known at the 
time that the man was a 
convicted rapist. 

The same man later returned 
and was seen by a Public Safety 
officer. The individual 
attempted to flee in his vehicle, 
but was stopped a short distance 
from campus. During that time, 
the Public Safety officer called 
on the radio for assistance from 
Clarion Borough police. 

The suspect again tried to flee 
but lost control of the vehicle 
and hit a tree. Martinazzi said 
duct tape, binoculars and a small 
amount of marijuana were found 
in the vehicle. 

The knife in question had 
already been confiscated earlier 
and "no handcuffs, rope or rifle 
were in the vehicle," Martinazzi 
said. 

The man was sentenced to 12 
days in jail for defiant trespass, 
prowling and loitering at night. 
He was also ordered to stay off 
campus. 

A later report of his possible 
return to the area led to a campus 
wide alert. All charges filed in 
the incident were filed by Public 



Safety. 

The 1982 incident involving a 
possible hostage situation 
happened before Martinazzi 
came to Clarion and he said it 
was his understanding that the 
young man took (by force) the 
young woman to Maryland. A 
gun was reportedly involved but 
not positively seen. 

In addressing the alcohol 
incidents and the number 
reported, Martinazzi pointed out 
the number 18 does not include 
DUI's, public drunkenness and 
disorderly conduct, all of which 
are listed separately. 

Liquor law violations are 
usually underage drinking 
incidents. However, if the 
officer cannot prove where the 
consumption took place, he 
cannot charge the person with 



underage drinking. 



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Martinazzi cited 
programs to reduce alcohol 
incidents" as a reason why liquor 
law violations have decreased in 
the past three years. 

Looking at the charge of lesser 
crimes going unreported, 
Martinazzi said once the lower 
charges are dropped (in the plea 
bargain process) they are no 
longer carried on the reports. 

"Once charges are filed, it's out 
of our hands." he said. 

Martinazzi said he can, and is 
willing, to show monthly uniform 
crime reports which are turned 
into the Pennsylvania State 
Police. 

Facts and fipures cited by 
Martinazzi were shown to the 
Call writer. 

"We never lied" in our reports 
said Martinazzi. " Safety can 
never be guaranteed. Safety is 
everybody's business. We stress 
that during orientation." 

Weapons are currently 
available to Public Safety 
officers if the need arises, 
according to Martinazzi. 

The decision to carry weapons 
would ultimately be made by the 
university president, the 
directors and the board of 
trustees. 



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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by Public Safety for the week of November 2 through November 8. 

Public Safety received a report on November 2 that three AMPEX 
microphones were removed from their packing boxes in the Multipurpose 
room of the Gemmell complex. The microphones are approximately 6-8 
inches in length, black in color and with a soft plastic covering. 

On November 4, several students were cited by the Pennsylvania Game 
Commission for dumping the carcass of a deer over the hill in parking lot 
"W." One of the student was also cited for possession of alcohol. 

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A report was received on November 5 from a student on the second 
floor of Wilkinson Hall that someone shot a small caliber projectile at the 
window of the study lounge. After an investigation by Public Safety, a 
student on the second floor of Wilkinson was found to have a BB 
handgun in his room. The student will be cited for criminal mischief and 
make restitution for cost of the window. 

Two students from Ballentine Hall were cited for harassment after being 
involved in a fight at around 10:20 p.m. on November 5. 

A fire alarm pull station was activated on the fourth floor of Nair Hall at 
around 2:26 a.m. on November 6. Several suspects will be interviewed 
by Public Safety. Shortly after, at around 2:40 a.m., a fire alarm was 
activated on the seventh floor of Nair Hall. Someone held a burning 
object under the smoke detector. Suspects are being interviewed at this 
time. 

On November 6, a VCR was reported missing from the swimming 
office located in Tippin Gym. The VCR is black in color, model VR 505. 
The case is under investigation. 

A windshield was reported smashed on a vehicle parked in parking lot 
"B" behind Campbell Hall on November 6. The case is under 
investigation. 

A fire alarm was pulled in Gemmell Student Complex at approximately 
1 10:45 p.m. on November 6. 

On November 8, at around 12:30 a.m. a fire alarm was pulled in 
Wilkinson Hall. 

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Disabilities in Education 



by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 



A beneficial workshop for 
students with learning 
disabilities called "Dispelling 
Myths and Opening Doors: 
Accommodating Students with 
Disabilities in Higher Education" 
will be conducted by Jane Jarrow 
on November 17. 

. This workshop is geared 
toward faculty and staff 
members who aren't sure how to 
accommodate those with 
disabilities. 

"The faculty doesn't realize that 
they have to accommodate those 
who have disabilities," says Pam 
Gent, of the Presidential 
Subcommission on Disabilities. 
"This has been a major concern 
of ours." 

The speaker, Jane Jarrow, is a 
trainer, consultant and speaker 
on the postsecondary disability 
network. She has finished a three 
year study on the problems 
regarding classroom 

accommodations for students 
with disabilities. 

Jarrow currently is the 
president of the program 
AHEAD and is the assistant for 
Higher Education and 
Disabilities. "She's a very good 
speaker," said Gent. "She will 



be speaking mainly about the 
legal requirements to serve and 
accommodate the students in the 
classroom." 

Jarrow will begin her lectures 
with a morning session devoted 
to specialized programs and 
committees. These consist of the 
Special Service Programs, the 
Dean's Council and the 
Presidential Cabinets. 
"She will then have lunch with 
the Committee on Disabilities," 
said Gent, "just to inform those 
who are not sure of the laws 
concerning disabilities." 

After speaking with these 
individual groups, the workshop 
will be geared for faculty and 
staff on matters such as 
accommodations for those 
students who are disabled, the 
impact it has on them and ways 
of reasonable accommodations 
for them. 

"This is a big area," said Gent. 
"Those with learning disabilities 
are hidden. Many think that it is 
an excuse. They (the faculty) 
needed to be informed that 
something needs to be done. 
Many don't realize that these 
accommodations are required by 
state law." 

"It is geared more to staff and 
faculty," Gent said, "but is 
opened for RA's, students with 



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disabilities and those who have a 
general concern." Gent also feels 
that the emphasis should be 
placed on the student, not on the 
disability. 

The Americans with 
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public institulions to take 
measures to become 
handicapped accessible. 
"They aren't any less of a 
student or person," she said. The 
workshop is to inform those who 
are uninformed, and it will begin 
at 2:30 p.m. 

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Saturday classes 



by Lisa Cornelius 
News Writer 



Class scheduling can be a real 
nightmare for most students. 

This was a recent concern of 
many students who belong to a 
campus organization called 
R.A.C.S. According to co- 
advisor Dr. Frank Takei, many 
adult students brought to his 
attention the need for a solution 
to their scheduling problems. 

With this in mind, a committee 
of campus faculty was formed to 
pursue an answer. Along with 
Dr. Takei, four other faculty 
members have come together to 
form the solution: Saturday 
morning classes. 

Also included on this committee 
are: Dr. Robert Rath, the 
chairperson of A.P.P.S. 
(Anthropology, Political Science, 
Philosophy, and Sociology); 
Dean James Scanlon of Arts and 
Sciences; and Dr. John Kuhn, the 
Provost. 

During the spring semester, Dr. 
Takei, a Philosophy professor, 
will offer Saturday morning 



classes in Philosophy 211, 
Introduction to Philosophy, 
while Mr. Emmett Graybill will 
offer classes in Political Science 
210. 

The classes will run from 9:00 
a.m. until 11:30 a.m. 
Approximately 14 students have 
already taken up this opportunity 
to schedule Saturday morning 
classes. 

These two courses were chosen 
because they are two very 
popular general education 
courses that students seem to 
take. 

In the 1960 s, Clarion 
University offered mandatory 
Saturday classes that met every 



Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. 
Now, classes are once again 
offered on an experimental basis. 

Both Dean Scanlon and Dr. 
Takei were very optimistic about 
these Saturday classes and 
agreed that this was basically 
formed to serve the need of adult 
students. 

"Usual students might not be 
interested in Saturday classes, 
but who knows," said Dr. Takei. 

All Clarion University students 
are welcome to take the offered 
Saturday classes. 

If more interest is shown, other 
courses in the future may be 
added to the list. 



The Middle States Steering Committee 

has completed its self study. 

The first of a series of three open 

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Martinazzi responds 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Public Safety director Dr. Ron 
Martinazzi responded Tuesday 
afternoon to last week's letter in 
the Clarion Call newspaper. 

The letter, signed by a group 
calling themselves "Concerned 
Students For Firearms" 
(C.S.F.F.), called for Clarion 
University Public Safety officers 
to carry firearms. 

Dr. Martinazzi started by 
saying he did not know anything 
about "Concerned Students For 
Firearms" and added that he 
"would like more clarification" 
on the charge that the 
administration is lying to the 
students. 

Continuing by going through 
the letter section by section, 
Martinazzi pointed out that 
during the escape of Charles 
Shankosky from the Clarion 
county jail, Public Safety 
officers were not called by the 
Pennsylvania State Police to 
assist in the apprehension of the 
escapee. 

Clarion Borough police called 
to request Public Safety's 
assistance. Martinazzi said it is 
"public knowledge" that Public 
Safety and Clarion Borough 
police have a mutual assist 
agreement, and while Public 
Safety does currently have 
eleven full time officers, there 
are usually only two on duty due 
to having three shifts per day and 
days off. 

Martinazzi then discussed the 
subject of night sticks. Public 
Safety is currently attempting to 
get all officers re-certified with 
their night sticks (PR-24's). 

"All our officers were certified 
last year; however some of the 
officers certification has expired. 
We are in the process of getting 
all our officers certified on the 
same day, " said Martinazzi. 

He went on to say, "As far as 
response time, Clarion Borough 
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have not had to call the State 
Police for assistance." 

Martinazzi refuted the claim 
that Public Safety officers are 
only called to assist in 
emergencies and when a weapon 
is involved. "Most of our assists 
involve traffic accidents and 
other incidents that are non- 
criminal in nature," Martinazzi 
said. Public Safety has the 
option of declining borough 
requests for assistance. 

Martinazzi then gave his 
version of the apprehension of a 
convicted rapist who had been 
on campus. 

"We responded to a call of a 
suspicious person near the 
dorms." When the officer 
arrived at the scene, he took a 
knife seen on the seat of the 
vehicle because no weapons are 
allowed on campus. 

The man was told he could 
reclaim the knife the next 
morning and was ordered off 
campus. It was not known at the 
time that the man was a 
convicted rapist. 

The same man later returned 
and was seen by a Public Safety 
officer. The individual 
attempted to flee in his vehicle, 
but was stopped a short distance 
from campus. During that time, 
the Public Safety officer called 
on the radio for assistance from 
Clarion Borough police. 

The suspect again tried to flee 
but lost control of the vehicle 
and hit a tree. Martinazzi said 
duct tape, binoculars and a small 
amount of marijuana were found 
in the vehicle. 

The knife in question had 
already been confiscated earlier 
and "no handcuffs, rope or rifle 
were in the vehicle," Martinazzi 
said. 

The man was sentenced to 12 
days in jail for defiant trespass, 
prowling and loitering at night. 
He was also ordered to stay off 
campus. 

A later report of his possible 
return to the area led to a campus 
wide alert. All charges filed in 
the incident were filed by Public 



Safety. 

The 1982 incident involving a 
possible hostage situation 
happened before Martinazzi 
came to Clarion and he said it 
was his understanding that the 
young man took (by force) the 
young woman to Maryland. A 
gun was reportedly involved but 
not positively seen. 

In addressing the alcohol 
incidents and the number 
reported, Martinazzi pointed out 
the number 18 does not include 
DUI's, public drunkenness and 
disorderly conduct, all of which 
are listed separately. 

Liquor law violations are 
usually underage drinking 
incidents. However, if the 
officer cannot prove where the 
consumption took place, he 
cannot charge the person with 
underage drinking. 

Martinazzi cited "aggressive 
programs to reduce alcohol 
incidents" as a reason why liquor 
law violations have decreased in 
the past three years. 

Looking at the charge of lesser 
crimes going unreported, 
Martinazzi said once the lower 
charges are dropped (in the plea 
bargain process) they are no 
longer carried on the reports. 

"Once charges are filed, it's out 
of our hands." he said. 

Martinazzi said he can, and is 
willing to show monthly uniform 
crime reports which are turned 
into the Pennsylvania State 
Police. 

Facts and fipures cited by 
Martinazzi were shown to the 
Call writer. 

"We never lied" in our reports 
said Martinazzi. " Safety can 
never be guaranteed. Safety is 
everybody's business. We stress 
that during orientation." 

Weapons are currently 
available to Public Safety 
officers if the need arises, 
according to Martinazzi. 

The decision to carry weapons 
would ultimately be made by the 
university president, the 
directors and the board of 
trustees. 



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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by Public Safety for the week of November 2 through November 8. 

Public Safety received a report on November 2 that three AMPEX 
microphones were removed from their packing boxes in the Multipurpose 
room of the Gemmell complex. The microphones are approximately 6-8 
inches in length, black in color and with a soft plastic covering. 

On November 4, several students were cited by the Pennsylvania Game 
Commission for dumping the carcass of a deer over the hill in parking lot 
"W." One of the student was also cited for possession of alcohol. 

A report was received on November 5 from a student on the second 
floor of Wilkinson Hall that someone shot a small caliber projectile at the 
window of the study lounge. After an investigation by Public Safety, a 
student on the second floor of Wilkinson was found to have a BB 
handgun in his room. The student will be cited for criminal mischief and 
make restitution for cost of the window. 

Two students from Ballentine Hall were cited for harassment after being 
involved in a fight at around 10:20 p.m. on November 5. 

A fire alarm pull station was activated on the fourth floor of Nair Hall at 
around 2:26 a.m. on November 6. Several suspects will be interviewed 
by Public Safety. Shortly after, at around 2:40 a.m., a fire alarm was 
activated on the seventh floor of Nair Hall. Someone held a burning 
object under the smoke detector. Suspects are being interviewed at this 
time. 

On November 6, a VCR was reported missing from the swimming 
office located in Tippin Gym. The VCR is black in color, model VR 505. 
The case is under investigation. 

A windshield was reported smashed on a vehicle parked in parking lot 
"B" behind Campbell Hall on November 6. The case is under 
investigation. 

A fire alarm was pulled in Gemmell Student Complex at approximately 
10:45 p.m. on November 6. 

On November 8, at around 12:30 a.m. a fire alarm was pulled in 
Wilkinson Hall. 

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Disabilities in Education 



by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 

A beneficial workshop for 
students with learning 
disabilities called "Dispelling 
Myths and Opening Doors: 
Accommodating Students with 
Disabilities in Higher Education" 
will be conducted by Jane Jarrow 
on November 17. 

This workshop is geared 
toward faculty and staff 
members who aren't sure how to 
accommodate those with 
disabilities. 

"The faculty doesn't realize that 
they have to accommodate those 
who have disabilities," says Pam 
Gent, of the Presidential 
Subcommission on Disabilities. 
"This has been a major concern 
of ours." 

The speaker, Jane Jarrow, is a 
trainer, consultant and speaker 
on the postsecondary disability 
network. She has finished a three 
year study on the problems 
regarding classroom 

accommodations for students 
with disabilities. 

Jarrow currently is the 
president of the program 
AHEAD and is the assistant for 
Higher Education and 
Disabilities. "She's a very good 
speaker," said Gent. "She will 



be speaking mainly about the 
legal requirements to serve and 
accommodate the students in the 
classroom." 

Jarrow will begin her lectures 
with a morning session devoted 
to specialized programs and 
committees. These consist of the 
Special Service Programs, the 
Dean's Council and the 
Presidential Cabinets. 

"She will then have lunch with 
the Committee on Disabilities," 
said Gent, "just to inform those 
who are not sure of the laws 
concerning disabilities." 

After speaking with these 
individual groups, the workshop 
will be geared for faculty and 
staff on matters such as 
accommodations for those 
students who are disabled, the 
impact it has on them and ways 
of reasonable accommodations 
for them. 

"This is a big area," said Gent. 
"Those with learning disabilities 
are hidden. Many think that it is 
an excuse. They (the faculty) 
needed to be informed that 
something needs to be done. 
Many don't realize that these 
accommodations are required by 
state law." 

"It is geared more to staff and 
faculty," Gent said, "but is 
opened for RA's, students with 



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disabilities and those who have a 
general concern." Gent also feels 
that the emphasis should be 
placed on the student, not on the 
disability. 

The Americans with 
Disabilities Act, passed by the 
federal government, requires all 
public institutions to take 
measures to become 
handicapped accessible. 
"They aren't any less of a 
student or person," she said. The 
workshop is to inform those who 
are uninformed, and it will begin 
at 2:30 p.m. 

The workshop will be held on 
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Saturday classes 



by Lisa Cornelius 
News Writer 



Class scheduling can be a real 
nightmare for most students. 

This was a recent concern of 
many students who belong to a 
campus organization called 
R.A.C.S. According to co- 
advisor Dr. Frank Takei, many 
adult students brought to his 
attention the need for a solution 
to their scheduling problems. 

With this in mind, a committee 
of campus faculty was formed to 
pursue an answer. Along with 
Dr. Takei, four other faculty 
members have come together to 
form the solution: Saturday 
morning classes. 
Also included on this committee 
are: Dr. Robert Rath, the 
chairperson of A.P.P.S. 
(Anthropology, Political Science, 
Philosophy, and Sociology); 
Dean James Scanlon of Arts and 
Sciences; and Dr. John Kuhn, the 
Provost. 

During the spring semester. Dr. 
Takei, a Philosophy professor, 
will offer Saturday morning 



classes in Philosophy 211, 
Introduction to Philosophy, 
while Mr. Emmett Graybill will 
offer classes in Political Science 
210. 

The classes will run from 9:00 
a.m. until 11:30 a.m. 
Approximately 14 students have 
already taken up this opportunity 
to schedule Saturday morning 
classes. 

These two courses were chosen 
because they are two very 
popular general education 
courses that students seem to 
take. 

In the 1960 s, Clarion 
University offered mandatory 
Saturday classes that met every 



Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. 
Now, classes are once again 
offered on an experimental basis. 

Both Dean Scanlon and Dr. 
Takei were very optimistic about 
these Saturday classes and 
agreed that this was basically 
formed to serve the need of adult 
students. 

"Usual students might not be 
interested in Saturday classes, 
but who knows," said Dr. Takei. 

All Clarion University students 
are welcome to take the offered 
Saturday classes. 

If more interest is shown, other 
courses in the future may be 
added to the list. 



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The first of a series of three open 

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Local kidnap hearing delayed 



compiled by Dorilee Raybuck 
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State 

Kidnap hearing delayed 
one month 

A hearing originally scheduled 
for Tuesday for a Butler County 
man charged with kidnapping his 
former girlfriend has been 
delayed one month. 

Douglas Johnston of Prospect 
was returned to Pennsylvania 
over the weekend after being 
arrested in Walterboro, SC. 
Police arrested Johnston after his 
ex-girlfriend made an emergency 
phne call while Johnston was 
taking a shower. 



Convicted Killer gets 
stay of execution 

A convicted killer scheduled to 
die next week has been given a 
reprieve. 

Common Pleas Court judge F. 
Joseph Leahy stayed the 
execution of Lawrence Christy 
on Tuesday. Christy was 
scheduled to die by lethal 
injection for the 1980 shooting 
death of a 69 year-old night 
watchman. 

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A gay sailor is getting his old 
job as a Navy sonar crew 
instructor back, at least 
temporarily. 

The pentagon said it will 
reinstate Keith Meinhold of Palo 
Alto, Ca. to his position at 
Moffett Naval Air Station. 
Meinhold was discharged in 
August after saying on national 
t.v. that he is gay.The decision 
came after a Federal judge 
ordered the reinstatement. 



Arkansas ranked poor in 
health care 

President-elect Clinton's home 
state is the lowest of the low in a 
group's ratings of health quality. 
Arkansas is the only state whose 
public health was ranked as 
consistently poor in a report 
from the American Public Health 
Association. 

The association rated each 
state on factors in five areas. 
Those with the highest overall 
ratings were Hawaii, Maryland, 
New York and Vermont. 



Activists urge senate to extend 
POW-MIA committee 

POW-MIA activists are urging 
the senate to extend the term of 
the special committee looking 
into the fate of Americans listed 
as missing in action. 

Several M1A-POW and 
veterans groups say it would be a 
travesty for the senate panel to 
shut down at the end of the year 
as now planned. They not only 
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Statue smashed at Mercy hurst 
The Merciad 

The statue of the virgin Mary 
located in the Grotto on 
Mercyhurst's campus was 
pushed off its altar and smashed 
this past Halloween by an 
unidentified vandal. 

Bud Dever, director of security, 
said that this was an incident of 
"institutional vandalism" that is a 
felony of the third degree. 

The incident was witnessed by 
a Mercyhurst freshman female 
who provided a detailed 
description of the vandal, 
according to Dever. 

Dever called the incident, 
"sacrilegious," adding "There is 
no excuse for it." 



Kent State tests degree 

audit system 
Intercollegiate Press 

After almost two years of 
preparation, pilot testing of a 
degree audit system is currendy 
underway at Kent State 
University. 

Once fully implemented, the 
system will generate audits, or 
computer printouts, for each 
student showing their grade 
point average, the classes they've 
taken and other information, said 
Susan Cole, assistant registrar in 
academic support. 

"All the students will get an 
updated audit every semester and 
it will show how the courses that 
they have taken and are currently 
taking will apply to their degree 
requirements," Cole said. 

After the pilot test, one college 
at a time will be entered into the 
system. 



Edinboro SCA allocates 

$25,000 for sidewalk 

Spectator 

The Student Government 
Association of Edinboro 
University presented a $25,000 
check to President Foster F. 
Diebold to construct new 
walkways. The money will be 
used to build paved sidewalks 
from the McComb fieldhouse to 
the gazebo. 

A bridge will be built to span 
the stream between Edinboro's 
McComb Fieldhouse south 
parking lot and the gazebo and 
lighting will be installed along 
the entire length of the 
sidewalks. 

The gazebo was built in 1988 
to disguise a pump house on the 
eastern bank of Mallory Lake, 
the five-acre, man-made lake 
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125 years, my how you've grown 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



With all the costs of a college 
education and all the problems 
that go along with it, I figured it 
would be a good idea for the 
anniversary issue to let you 
know what the students of the 
past had to face. 

The earliest information our 
library archives had to offer was 
from 1890, so come, take a trip 
with me back in time. 

Imagine you are now attending 
the Clarion State Normal School, 
which is now in its fourth year, 
since it changed from the Carrier 
Seminary. You are one of the 
139 students enrolled in this 
three building, seven acre 
establishment. 

The first thing you must do is 
figure out your expenses, 
because all bills must be paid 
when the students enter the 
school. 

Tuition for the fall term is a 
whole buck a week. If you plan 
on leaving part-way into the 
semester (which is not 
uncommon) they charge a 
quarter extra per week. 

Room rent, which includes 
furniture, bedding, towels, light, 




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When students got tired of studying in 1890 and needed a break, they could visit one of the 
many shops on Clarion's main drag. 

heat and washing of towels, So, your bill will come to 

approximately 49 dollars per 



sheets, etc. will range from 60 
75 cents per week. 

Board for the term is the most 
outragious of the fees, at a 
preposterous two dollars a week. 

The school year is divided into 
three terms of 13 weeks each 



term. 

But, let's not forget your state 
appropriations. You receive 50 
cents a week deducted from your 
tuition. 

After taking your freshman and 



sophomore required classes, 
your junior and^senior year 
curriculum are pretty much 
planned out. Here's what it 
looks like. 

Junior Year Fall- School 
Management, English Grammar 
and Composition, Mental 



Arithmetic, Algebra, Latin 
Lessons and Drawing. 

Winter- Methods of 
Instruction, Arithmetic, 

Drawing, Vocal Music, Book- 
Keeping and Latin. 

Spring- Methods of 
Instructions, Latin Physical and 
Mathematical Geography and 
Civil Government. 

Senior Year Fall- You take, in 
the fall, Psychology, Embracing 
the Intellect, Latin (Ceasar), 
Natural Philosophy, Geometry, 
Rhetoric with essays and 
practice teaching in the model 
school. 

Winter- Psychology, 
Embracing the Sensibilities of 
Will, English Literature with 
essays, Natural Philosophy and 
Geometry. 

Spring- History of Education, 
Botany, Mensurations, Reviews 
and Model School. 

this is what you faced being a 
student in 1890. It's time to 
come back to the present. To the 
time of telephone registration 
frustration, graduation fees and 
tuition hikes. Sorry our trip had 
to come to such a bumpy end, 
but I didn't want you to miss 
finals. Oh yeah, Happy 125th 
Anniversary Clarion. 



And the campus has grown along with it 



By Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



With the growing needs of the 
university through the years, the 
campus has also expanded. 

But how much do you actually 
know about the buildings on 
campus? Most of the buildings 
around the campus were named 
for people who did a sufficient 
amount in making Clarion 
University what it is today. 

Just in case you didn't know 
here is a brief history of the 
buildings on campus. 

Way back in 1868, the first 
building was built. Seminary 
Hall was occupied by the Carrier 
Seminary and was one of the 
three buidings on the 7 acre 
campus. 

In 1890, the music hall was 
completed. It was later named 
Moore Hall, and now houses the 



president. 

Founders hall was completed 
in 1894. It was named for the 
seven founders of the university. 

1902 brought the Chapel 
Theater, later named Hart Chapel 
in for Walter L. Hart in 
recognition for his sevice to the 
universtiy from 1940-1970. 

Becht Hall was finished in 
1908, housing 160 women. 
Originally named Navarre Hall, 
the name was changed in to J. 
George Becht. Becht was 
president of the college from 
1904-1912. 

Stevens Hall was finished in 
1929. It was named for 
Thaddeus Stevens, the father of 
the Pennsylvania Public School 
law of 1834. 

1931 was the year for Harvey 
Hall. It was built as a gym. It 
was dedicated to Frank Laid 
Harvey, a trustee of the college 



from 1911-1932. 

1936 opened Davis Hall. It 
was named for A.J. Davis, the 
president of the college from 
1887-1902. 

Also in 1936 came the 
completion of Egbert Hall. 
Named for Walter R. Egbert, the 
Dean of men of the college from 
1887-1902, the building was 
originally a dormitory. 

Next in 1951 came Ballentine 
Hall, housing 116 men. It was 
named for John Ballentine who 
taught and served at times as 
Acting President between 1887- 
1920. 

The 60's brought seven new 
buildings to the campus. First, 
in 1960 came Given Hall, 
housing 250 students. It was 
named for Lorena M. Given, a 
teacher at the college from 1893- 
1919. 

In 1963, Carlson Library was 



built, and an addition to the 
library was completed between 
1969-1970. 

Also in 1963, Ralston Hall was 
built to hold 200 students. It was 
named for Mrs. Amabel Lee 
Ralston, Dean of Women at the 
college from 1922-1930. 

1966 Chandler Dining Hall 
made its big debut. It was 
named for Dr. Paul G. Chandler, 
President of the College from 
1937-1960. 

Pierce Science Center and 
Planetarium also opened its door 
in 1966. 

1968 the Waldo S. Tippen 
Gymnasium opened, giving the 
students more room than Harvey 
Hall. 

In 1969 the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium was finished, giving 
the theater department and music 
department a permenant home. 

The 70's could be known as the 



"decade of the dorms." In 1971 
and 1972, the three largest dorms 
on campus were finished. Nair 
and Wilkinson were in 71, and 
Campbell was in 72. 

Also completed in 1971 was 
Carrier Administration building, 
Keeling Health Center and 
Riemer College Center. Becker 
Hall was another building 
completed in 1972. 

The next building to call 
Clarion home was Dana S. Still 
Hall in 1979. 

The latest building is of course 
The Gemmell Student Complex. 

It's hard to imagine a campus 
without all the buildings we walk 
through each day. Do you think 
back in 1868 they had any idea 
what exactly was going to 
become of the little school they 
started? I think they would be 
proud. 



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by Lisa Keeker 
Features Writer 

"This country is going to fall 
soon no matter who is in the 
White House. Give the country 
back to the people where it 
belongs," stated Don Ciotsley, a 
senior communication major in 
reaction to the recent presidential 
election. 

The above statement may not 
be one with which you agree, but 
after polling students on their 
reaction to the presidential 
election and its outcome, I 
received many diverse 
comments. 

"I think it was a dirty election. 
If you think about it, there 
weren't many specifications 
about what the candidates plan to 
do," stated Traci Shields, a 
psychology major. 



When it was time to find out 
how the students felt about Bill 
Clinton's nomination, I found 
out that the vote was pretty much 
split in half between Bill Clinton 
and George Bush. 

"I'm glad Bill Clinton won. I 
think we need someone young in 
office. Clinton will have more 
consideration for the younger 
generation," commented Lori 
Heistand, a senior english major. 

Mike DeVallance, a junior 
communication major said, "If 
Clinton didn't deserve it, he 
wouldn't have won. Face it, 
Bush got us through a war, but 
he also got us further in debt." 

In a different light, Jenn 
Pomaybo, a senior 

communication major feels, 
"Americans were fooled into 
believing that one man could 
change the country. Bill Clinton 



is definitely not that man." 

Some students were very upset 
by the election's outcome. 

For example, Chris Lamorey, a 
business/real estate major 
angrily commented, "Clinton 
elected President is not for the 
better. People want change, but 
it will be for the worse. I know 
that the middle class people will 
be taxed by the Clinton 
administration because there's no 
way around it." 

On the other hand, some 
students saw the election as it 
really was. 

"The election was a joke. The 
candidates said only what they 
thought the people wanted to 
hear. The media ruled this 
election," stated James Theierl, a 
communication major. 

One student pointed out a 
negative aspect of the election 



that brought down the Bush 
campaign. 

"Clinton talked more about the 
issues, while Bush talked more 
about Clinton," commented Tim 
Brinton, a senior 

business/marketing major. 

Another student thought Ross 
Perot added honesty and 
integrity to the election. 

"I have to give Ross Perot a lot 
of credit for focussing the 
campaign. His contribution was 
great with getting people 
interested." In addition, 
Foreman commented, "I have 
optimism for Bill Clinton. The 
time is right for a change, and 
Clinton has the energy to make 
that change." 

Overall, many students feel 
that it was the strong turnout of 
voters that made this election so 
close in popular votes. 



I think it's great that so many 
people voted this year. I think 
that MTV's "Choose or Lose' 
got younger people interested 
enough to get out and vote," 
commented Sue Freeman, a 
business major. 

Whether your rejoicing the win 
of Bill Clinton, or crying in your 
pillow at the thought of a 
Democrat running our country, 
the election is over and Bill 
Clinton won. 

So, instead of whining and 
complaining about what you 
think is going to happen or not 
happen, swallow the reality and 
support our new leader. 
Remember, if you don't like 
who's running the country, 
there's only four more years until 
*96. 



Russian play "Seagull" due to open 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



The Clarion University Theatre 
will proudly presents Anton 
Chekhov's "The Seagull" on 
November 17-21 at 8 p.m. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre. 

"The Seagull," directed by Dr. 
Mary Hardwick, is a modern 
Russian play written by 
Chekhov. According to Dr. 
Hardwick, "He (Chekhov) is a 



great dramatist. I've wanted the 
courage to direct one of his plays 
for many years." Chekhov is 
revered because of his depth of 
insight into the human condition. 
He called his plays comedies 
because he was amused by 
people and their foolishness. In 
"The Seagull," he presents 
clearly "what fools these mortals 
be." " 
The production deals with the 



problem of the nature of creative 
art. The central theme of "The 
Seagull" is that a dramatist must 
have a clear idea why he or she 
is writing a play or a novel, or 
else, as one of the characters 
exclaims, "he is bound to lose 
his way, and his talent will be his 
ruin." | i 

"The Seagull" takes place in a 
Russian town and revolves 
around twelve central characters. 



With love triangles, problems, 
romance and dreams, each 
character deals with the art world ' 
and in life itself. 

Portraying the characters are 
ten CUP students and two 
faculty members. Dr. Haidwill 
said, they are, "the most 
powerful and talented casts I've 
ever assembled." She would also 
like to comment on how 



dedicated this cast is on the 
production, and that she urges 
students to take advantage of the 
opportunity to see great literature 
remarkably performed. . 

Admission is free for all 
students with a valid ID. Tickets 
are available at the Gemmell 
Information Desk or outside the 
Little Theatre 15 minutes prior to 
the shows. 



Romm brings E.S.P. to CUP 



by Larry McEwen 
Features Writer 



The University Activities Board 
presents the Ronny Romm show, 
demonstrations of E.S.P and 
hypnosis, on Tuesday November 
17 at the Gemmel Student 
Complex. 

His show is a combination 
between E.S.P. and Hypnosis 
with a little comedy thrown in. 
He will reveal some of the 
audiences innermost thoughts, 
then turn people in to different 
characters on stage through 
hypnosis. 

"Ronny had a standing room 



only audience flabbergasted for 2 
1/2 hours. The E.S.P was 
mindboggling and the hypnosis 
was hilarious," said the Student 
Activities Chairperson at 



Mercyhurst College. 

The show will begin at 8p.m. 
in the Gemmell Multi-purpose 
room, and is free to students with 
valid I.D. 



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On Sunday, November 15, 
Clarion University will be 
hosting the Fourth Annual 
Mentoring Celebration titled, 
"Reflecting Visions: A 
Mentoring Celebration." 

The celebration will be 
honoring mentors, mentees and 
the relationship between them. 
Unlike previous Mentor 
Celebrations, there will not be a 
keynote speaker, instead 
everyone will have an 
opportunity to honor his or her 
own personal mentor. 

The Mentoring Celebration is 
not only for university students, 
everyone is welcome. As stated 
by celebration chair, Darlene 
Hartman, "It ties in the 
community and the university." 

A mentor is someone who 
contributes substantially to 
another person's development 
within an occupational, 
academic or social setting. A 
mentor may provide guidence 
and moral support for career 
advancement and often serves as 



a role model whom the mentee 
admires and imitates. 

All mentors are important, and 
Sunday is a night to honor them. 
"It's a way to say thank you. . . " 
said Darlene Hartman, 
chairperson of mentoring 
committee. 

The Mentoring Celebration is 
sponsored by the Clarion 
University Presidential 

Commision on the Status of 
Women. The chair for the 
celebration is Darlene Hartman, 
and the committee members are: 
Shelly Take, Debbie Freed, Mary 
Bragg, Mary Kavooski, Marite 
Rodriguez-Haynes, Barb Reagle, 
Joy Pryke, Kathy Graham, 
Gemma Otway, Diana Anderson, 
Patti Geiger and Jeanie McLaine. 

The celebration is on Sunday, 
November 15, from three until 
five p.m. in room 250 of the 
Gemmel Student complex. The 
Clarion Brass will provide 
entertainment, refreshments will 
be served, and there is no cost. 

If you are attending contact 
Jeanie McLaine at 226-2109 to 
reserve a seat. 



Rock news 



by Amy Whittaker 
Contributing Writer 



Ministry will be embarking on 
their first headlining tour in 
December. Joining them on the 
road will be Helmet and 
Sepultura. 

Be on the lookout for 
Metallica's first live LP. That 
should be hitting record stores in 
early 1993. 

Iceland's Sugarcubes are 
apparently calling it quits. The 
group members are all heading 
for solo projects. 

David Bowie is currently 
working on a new album. He 
has once again joined forces with 
producer Nile Rogers who 
produced his 1983 album "Let's 
Dance." 

Ice T has put together an HBO 
special featuring early 70's 
black-exploitation films. Ice T 



hopes to spur audience 
discussion of the themes of these 
films. 

U2 is slated to air a "ZOO TV" 
special on Fox TV November 
29. MTV will rerun the program 
on December 16. 



Marshalls and Ushers 
needed for December 
commencements! 

Applications are being 
accepted at the Student 
Senate office. Deadline is 
November 18. 

Ceremony is Dec 19. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 


Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don Crotsley 


Thurs Nov. 12 


Fri Nov. 13 


Sat Nov. 14 


- IFC/Panhel: Liability 


-Bake Sale / Craftshow 


- Craft and Bake sale 


Workshop (Gem M-P) 


Sponsored by RACS 


(Gem M-P) 8 a.m.-6 p.m. 


7 p.m. 


(Gem. M-P) 9 a.m.- 


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5 p.m. 


- Marching Band Revue 


"Lethal Weapon III" 




(Aud) 7:30 p.m. 


(Gem M-P) 9 p.m. 




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Sun Nov. 15 


Mon. Nov. 16 


Tues. Nov. 17 


- Women's Com. 


- Policy Committee mtg. 


- Drama Production: 


Mentoring Celebration 


(B-8 Chap) 4 p.m. 


"The Seagull" (LT) 8p.m. 


(250/252 Gem)3 p.m. 


- Guest Faculty Recital: 


- UAB presents "Ronny 


- UAB Movie 


Mary Lindsey, soprano/ 


Romm, Hypnotist" 


"Lethal Weapon III" 


Donald black, piano 


(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 


(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 


(Chap) 8:15 p.m. 




Wed Nov. 18 


Thurs Nov. 19 


Fri Nov 20 


- Drama Production 


- Drama Production 


- Early Registration ends 


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8p.m. 


(LT) 8 p.m. 


- Clarion Intl. Assoc. 


- SAAS Holiday Spirt 


- The Fued (Chapel) 


Cultural Program 


"Donate a Meal" 


7 p.m. NBS 


(Gem M-P) 7 p.m. 


(Chan) 




- Drama Production: 
"The Segull" (LT) 8p.m. 



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1993 Student Senate Candidates 

TfUs three page layout of candidates for the 1993 Clarion University Student Senate is done for the students of 
Clarion University. 

The Clarion Call and the current student senate wish to take this opportunity to allow students the chance to read 
over the platforms of each candidate before voting netf week, 
Students will elect 20 student senators. 

Freshman Senate Candidates 




Stephanie Gnibus 

Hi. My name is Stephanie Gnibus. In my opinion, 
ALL students are a significant part of this institution. 
If elected, I will do my best to ensure that this 
university is the best possible place for my fellow 
colleagues. If given the opportunity, I will not 
hesitate to voice the many suggestions and concerns 
of the students attending Clarion. I believe my hard 
work and dedication will enable me to represent the 
student body as a whole, so do what's best and vote 
forSTEPH!!! 




Kurt Pannier 

Hello, my name is Kurt Pannier. I am a Marketing 
major who is not afraid to take a stand. I am 
involved in Intervarsity, FMA, University 
Baseball and am the Kappa Delta Rho Centurion. 
I will be a strong voice for the University and will 
adhere to the students' needs. Always being 
accessable and participating in many activities are 
two important assets which I have for student 
senate. 




Mark Herbst 



My name is Mark Herbst and I believe that I can 
make a positive difference as a student senator. My 
goals are to make the student body more aware of 
what occurs in senate meetings by having minutes 
posted in residence halls and the cafeteria where 
interested students may read them. Secondly, I will 
seek justification for the outragious clean up fees in 
the residence halls. In short, if elected I will be very 
active and see to it that the students are not taken 
advantage of by the university as a whole. 




Kelly Thompson 

If I am elected student senator, I plan to represent 
the interests of the entire student body.. I will fight 
for financial stability in tuition, social equality in 
student services, interesting and entertaining 
programs and the best possible facilities to be 
available at CUP. It is my sincere desire to help 
create a more satisfying experience for all who 
attend Clarion University. 



Upperclassmen Senate Candidates 




Angela Link 



If 1, Angela Link, were to be chosen to represent 
Clarion University by being on the student senate, I 
would fill me position with my greatest potential. I 
know that I am a very reliable person, and that I set 
my goals high. In my mind, no matter what the task 
may be, I can accomplish it. 




Emily Arnold 

As a student senator serving on the student senate 
of Clarion University of Pennsylvania, I plan to 
represent a voice for graduate students as well as 
minorities and the campus at large. I intend to 
address such isues as prices of copying machines 
and parking permits, the installation of more 
outside lighting, 24-hour visitation privileges for 
graduate and returning students and the proposal 
of more flexibility in housing and food contracts. 
These issues, I feel, reflect the opinions and 
concerns of the student body as a whole. 



Student Senate Election Voting Times and Places 



Mon.-Tues 
Mon.- Wed. 



Library 11:00 a.m.- 1:00 p.m. 

Cafe. (Lobby, Harvey side) 5:00-6:00 p.m. 



Mon.- Wed Lobby of Gemmell 6:00-8:00 p.m. 
Wed.-Th. Cafe. (Lobby, Harvey side) 11:00 a.m.- 1:00 p.m. 



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The Clarion Call - 11-12-92 - Page 13 



1993 Student Senate Candidates 

Upperclassmen Senate Candidates 





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Denise Bump 

Decisions are made for you and by you everyday 
at Clarion University. Student Senate has a voice 
in decisions made on campus and you have a 
voice in who comprises the Student Senate. Use 
your voice to select only the best Student Senators 
this year. Senators that will represent your 
concerns and speak up on issues you agree or 
disagree with. Make sure that decisions at Clarion 
University are made by you and not for you. Vote 
for someone who will hear your voice. 




Jeff Burns 



Hi, my name is Jeff Burns and I am a junior 
Accounting major. I am currently serving on 
Student Senate, and for the past year have 
addressed the concerns of the Clarion campus. I 
am also a member of the Kappa Delta Rho 
fraternity and a member of the Accounting Club. 
Since serving on senate committies, such as 
Appropriations, I feel that I have made great 
progress by voicing my opinion and lobbying for 
issues such as budget cutbacks. If elected to 
senate, I will continue to support the student body 
and its concerns. 



Jay Campbell 



Hello, I am Jay Campbell. I am a third semester 
sophomore with a double major in 
Communication and History. I feel that I can 
successfully apply the experience and knowledge 
that I have gained while serving in leadership 
roles in Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity, The National 
Society of Pershing Rifles and the United States 
Military to the betterment of Clarion University. 
Thank you. 




Ralph Godbolt 

I have worked hard to represent the interest of all 
of Clarion University students and I hope you 
allow me to represent you for another year. We 
have a lot of problems we must address in this 
coming year; tuition hikes, cultural diversity and 
more student input into the running of this 
university. I'm hoping you give me the 
opportunity to represent you for another year and 
with your help to address some of these issues. 



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Katrina Helmick 

My name is Katrina Helmick. I am a junior 
French/International Business major. I am actively 
involved in Phi Sigma Sigma, the French Club and the 
UAB Film and Recreation Committee. If elected to 
Student Senate, I will to the best of my ability, 
represent die student body as a whole and fight for the 
fairness in manners concerning us all. Go to the 
elections and make your choice, let me be your 
governmental voice. 



Michael Jewart 

I'm a junior, History major, who hopes to attend law 
school after graduation. I am also a Resident 
Assistant at Ralston Hall. I feel that my position at 
Ralston will allow me to bring the diverse opinions of 
the students to the Student Senate. I promise to do 
whatever I possibly can to satisfy the problems that 
the student body may have, while attending Clarion 
University. 




James F. Junger 

Sophomore 

BFA Painting/Printmaking 

1 . Increase accessability of pertinent senate 
information to student body 

2. Provide a healthy interaction between students and 
senators 

3. Establish an accurate transmission of student 
concerns and needs to the administration 



Kari King 



Clarion University is in need of a change. If I am 
elected to Student Senate, I will voice and express all 
of the concerns of Clarion students that are proposed 
to me. I will work to the best of my ability to take the 
appropriate steps in making Clarion a better university. 
Finally, I will represent all students with their interests 
and concerns in mind. 











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1993 Student Senate Candidates 

Upperclassmen Senate Candidates 




John Martinec 

Junior 

Communication 

There is only one plank in my platform which is, I'm 

not going to make rosey promises I can't keep. I just 

want to get involved and see where I can make a 

positive difference. 




Kash Patel 

I am a senior and a Finance/Real Estate major. I am 
currently on Student Senate and a member of the 
Kappa Delta Rho fraternity. I am in touch with a lot 
of students, and I know how the student government 
runs. 




Michele Piccirillo 

My name is Michele Piccirillo. I'm a junior 
Communication major. I served on the 1992 Student 
Senate. I was a member of the Student Center, Public 
Relations and Elections Committees. On campus, I 
am also involved in WCUC radio, IABC, Forensics, 
Student Centers Advisory Board, Delta Zeta Sorority 
and aerobic instructing. I know I already have the 
knowledge of and experience with Student Senate to 
act as a leader to Clarion students. I believe I also 
have sufficient involvement on campus to be aware of 
all student interests and concerns. Therefore, I will be 
able to use my experience and involvement to act as 
an effective representative of the CUP student body. 




Amy Schaub 



Hello, my name is Amy Schaub. Currently I am a 
Sophomore Communication and Political Science 
major running for re-election. While serving as a 
Student Senator I have had the opportunity to 
become better acquainted and help make positive 
changes for Clarion University, its faculty and the 
student body. If re-elected I plan to continue 
working to make Clarion University and the student 
body A MORE UNIFIED COMMUNITY! 




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Jack Shannon 

The concerns and issues of Clarion's student body 
will be my focus of attention for the next year. As 
always, tuition hikes, other financial problems, 
cultural diversity and getting students involved will 
also be vital in my opinion. Student complacency on 
the part of the students must be addressed. 




Rodney Sherman 

Sophomore 
Communication 

During this new national administration, and the 
current Bob Casey (read student un-friendly) 
administration in Harrisburg, I will work to raise the 
awareness level concerning government policies and 
their effects on you. I will let you know what the 
government is doing for you as well as what it is 
doing to you. I will be open to all students, for their 
questions and input for the Student Senate. 




Gara Smith 



Hi! I'm Gara Smith, a junior Communication and 
Political Science major from DuBois. I am the 
Legislative Affairs Chairperson for the 1992 Student 
Senate and have also dedicated myself to the 
Appropriations, Public Relations, Committee on 
Subcommittees and the Personnel Committee of 
Student Senate. I am active in numerous campus and 
civic organizations. I am an honest and dedicated 
person; if re-elected to Student Senate, I will continue 
to have the entire student body's best interest as the 
top priority. I appreciate your vote. Thanks. 




Katie Trapini 



Junior 

Special Education 

As a Resident Assistant, I work closely with students 

and have insight to their needs and concerns. I 

possess leadership skills and feel that I could 

effectively represent and articulate the ideas of diverse 

students as a Student Senator. 



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-Mark J. Davis, 28, was 
charged with trying to break into 
a dentist's office in Aurora, 
Ohio, in August. In his van, 
police found dental tools and 
orthodontic devices, and in his 
home in Willoughby, Ohio, they 
found enlarged photographs of 
girls' mouths as they were 
undergoing dental work. In 
Davis' pockets were 20 driver's 
licenses that had been reported 
missing — 19 of them belonging 
to females who wear, or did 
wear, braces. Said Aurora Police 
Chief Steve Poling, there is 
"something weird going on 
here." 

-Lawrence Werner was 
charged with disorderly conduct 
at the Oxford Valley golf course 
in Levittown, PA, in July. 



Werner and his group had tried 
to move past a slower-moving 
group to a tee, provoking a man 
in that slower group to threaten 
Werner with a club. Werner then 
pulled a .38-caliber pistol out of 
his golf bag and, not 
surprisingly, his group was 
permitted to play through. 

-Dong Huibo, 24, died of 
injuries inflicted by one of 
notoriously 
female bus 
conductors in August. The 
incident began when Dong took 
issue with the woman's 
description of his buttocks. She 
swore at him, slapped his face, 
grabbed and then kicked his 
testicles. As he scrambled to get 
out a window, the driver hit the 
accelerator, hurling Dong to the 
street, where he died. 

-Robert A. Chase, 45, was 



Shanghai's 

aggressive 



charged with threatening an 11- 
year-old boy with a knife in 
Madison, Wisconsin, in June. 
The boy was watching Chase 
play basketball with another 
adult when the opponent accused 
Chase of "traveling" (taking 
steps without dribbling the ball). 
To seek an impartial opinion. 
Chase asked the boy, but the boy 
agreed that Chase had traveled. 
Chase then allegedly grabbed the 
boy, held a knife to his throat, 
and asked, "Now, did I travel?** 

-Robert Davis, 28, was charged 
with assaulting a secretary at the 
Advanced Power Products 
factory where they both worked, 
in Hillside, New Jersey. 
According to the local 
prosecuter, Davis reacted badly 
when the secretary gave him 
some personal mail that had been 
addressed to him at work. 



newspaper. The Oklahoman, 
reported in June that a state-run 
juvenile counseling center in 
Tecumseh, Oklahoma, with only 
13 clients, had 172 full-time 
employees and 18 other 
professionals on contract. 

-An investigation by the Dallas 
Morning News revealed in May 
that the city's public schools 
employ at least 185 people who 
have been convicted of felonies, 
including two convicted 
murderers. In response, the 
school superintendent promised 
that the city would begin 
periodic records checks. 

-The Millbourne, Pennsylvania 
borough council voted in June to 
make it illegal to grow corn or 
other vegetables to a height of 
six feet or greater. Asked the 
purpose of the law, a police 
officer said, "If you have eight 
foot corn stalks, it's easy for 
people to hide behind them." 

-The Ontario Press Council 
recently dismissed a complaint 
filed by Allan Sorensen against 
the Toronto Sun, which had 
reported that Sorensen had 
choked his ex-girlfriend. 



his reputation was somehow 
damaged because the Sun 
engaged in "speculation" that he 
had used only one hand to choke 
her (the other being forced into 
her mouth). In fact, he said he 
used both hands to choke her. 

-Police in Georgetown, Texas, 
said in February, after arresting 
George Vasquez, 17, for 
shooting a 12-year-old girl and 
her 8-year-old brother to death, 
that Vasquez chose the house he 
would commit a murder in by 
means of an eeny-meeny-miney- 
mo exercise. 

-Charles County, Maryland, 
County Administrator Melvin S. 
Bridgett was charged in August 
with theft from the county 
owned White Plains golf course. 
Bridgett, the highest ranking and 
highest paid employee of the 
county, worked weekends as a 
clerk at the golf shop. On at 
least three occasions, police said, 
his thefts were videotaped by a 
hidden camera, and marked bills 
were found on him. 

•(C) 1992 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Music department welcomes opera singer 



by Eric Jones 
Features Writer 



Clarion University will get a 
chance to witness the 
distinguished and artistic world 
of opera and contemporary 
classical music when soprano 
Mary Lindsay arrives on 
Monday Nov. 16 in the Hart 
Chapel. 



The African American native 
of Detroit is set to perform with 
Clarion Musical Faculty Dr. 
Donald Black, playing the piano, 
and Susan Creasap, musical 
instructor, playing the french 
horn. 

Lindsay has distinguished 
herself world wide in her 
musical career. She has 



performed in concerts in Europe 
(including Germany) and South 
America. Currently she resides 
in Milan, Italy. 

She has received masters 
degrees in Music, German 
Language and Literature from 
Michigan State University. Her 
musical experience allows her to 
"coach" voice students in her 



own private studio. During her 
visit here at Clarion, she will 
conduct a voice workshop for 
CUP music students, as well as 
attend voice classes. 

Her musical performance is 
expected to showcase her 
professional talents in 
contemporary classical music. 

"Students who witness her 



performance will see how well 
she communicates her emotions 
to the audience, " says Dr. Black, 
Chairperson of the Music Dept. 
He speaks of her ability to sing 
in many different languages. 
"Her musical literature reflects 
the different poetry of various 
countries." 



Boyd to give two speaches on campus this week 



by Craig Thomas 
Features Writer 



Greg Boyd, a nationally 
renowned publisher, editor, 
author and artist is lecturing at 



Clarion on Thursday, Nov. 12 at 
7 p.m. and on Friday Nov. 13 at 
6 p.m. At the first lecture, Mr. 
Boyd will be discussing 
Baudleair, the forerunner of 



French symbolism and a poet 
Mr. Boyd has published and 
translated numerous times. This 
lecture will be held at the 
Carlson Library. 



His second lecture , to be held 
in Becht Hall lobby, will be a 
forum on contemporary writing. 
Subjects that will be dealt with 
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Nov 15 thru 21 



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THIS WEEK FOR ALL SIGNS 

ARIES March 21 -April 20 

Efforts you put forth now can bring 
long range benefits. Listen to advisor. 

TAURUS April 21- May 21 

Sun aligns with Pluto. By taking the 
initiative now agreements will be easier. 
GEMINI May 22 -June 21 

It's not what others think you should do 
.. it's what YOU want to do! 
CANCER June 22 -July 23 

Love? Social? Speculation? Start to go 
after what you want now and you re on 
the Yellow Brick Road to success! 
LEO July 24 - August 23 

Planets are in right places for a home 
party. Show what makes Leo's lovable. 
VIRGO August 24 -Sept 23 

Nearbv doors that may have been closed 
should begin to open again. 
LIBRA. Sept 24-Oct 23 

Conditions are right for a skill or talent 
to become an additional money-maker. 
SCORPIO Oct24-Nov22 

Take the first step! What you've been 
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Helping those less fortunate lifts their 
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CAPRICORN. Dec22-Jan20 

Business and pleasure interests are un- 
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AQUARIUS Jan21-Feb19 

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have value. They provide guideposts for 
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For Love: Wednesday. 



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On The Street Where You Live" By Gerry Frey 



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Movie: » "Emanuelle Around the World' 



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The Clarion Call - 11-12-92-Page 19 




Golden Eagles win battle with Rock, 49-37, 



now face war with IUP for 



West 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

He started the game at 
quarterback, and before Marlon 
Worthy was finished for the day, 
he had compiled 290 all-purpose 
yards and scored four 
touchdowns in leading the 
Clarion Golden Eagles to a 49- 
37 victory over Slippery Rock, 
and a shot at the conference title 
next week against IUP. 

The only thing the 5' 7" 
return specialist did not do on 
Saturday was referee. After 
rushing for 16 yards at the 
quarterback position, Worthy 
went on to catch touchdown 
passes of 18, 76, and 67 yards, 
and still found enough time to 
run back a punt 67 yards for a 
score. 

Worthy's replacement at 



quarterback didn't have a bad 
day himself. Tim Myers took 
over for Worthy after Clarion's 
first possession and went on to 
throw for 408 yards and a school 
record six touchdowns, in 
completing 18 of his 33 
attempts. 

Myers mastery began 
midway through quarter number 
one when he hit Worthy from 18 
yards away, and then found 
Steve Witte for the two-point 
conversion to put the Eagles 
ahead 8-0. 

After a late Slippery 
Rock score had cut the Clarion 
lead to one, the Golden Eagles 
would execute the two-minute 
drill to perfection. Myers 
methodically navigated the 
offense to the Rock 30 when he 
dumped an innocent looking 



pass to Tim Brown out in the 
flat. Brown stopped, turned up 
field, and then slipped the 
tackles of five Rock defenders en 
route to a gorgeous 30 yard catch 
and run. The Eagles led 15-7 
with just 46 seconds to play until 
intermission. 

A squibbed kickoff 
gave the Rockets excellent field 
position, and with one tick on the 
clock, Pete Banaszak booted a 
29 yard field goal to place 
Slippery Rock within five at the 
break. 

A break was one thing 
fans did not receive in the 
second half. An 11 play, 68 yard 
drive on Clarion's first series 
resulted in a seven yard scoring 
pass from Myers to Jess Quinn 
and a 22-10 advantage. Then, 
after stifling a Rocket drive, the 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Worthy of a smile- Marlon Worthy deserved a fourth quarter smile last Saturday after 
accumulating 290 all-purpose yards at quarterback, at wide receiver and as a return man. 



Eagles unleashed their own 
version of the "rocket", Marlon 

Worthy. 

The sophomore 

speedster camped under a punt at 
his own 33 yard line. He spotted 
a small opening to his left, 
picked up a few key blocks, 
darted down the left sideline, and 
forced the lagging Rock 
defenders to cry out "we're not 
Worthy, we're not Worthy!" The 
electrifying return was worthy of 
six points, and it gave Clarion a 
28-10 cushion. 

Slippery Rock was far 
from dead. Two quick scores 
closed the Rock to within five 
once again before Mr. Versitility 
went back to work. Worthy got a 
step behind his defender, Myers 
hit him in full stride, and all that 
was left was a vapor trail. 

If this one play, 76 yard drive 
stunned Slippery Rock, the next 
turn of events would require 
CPR. On Clarion's very next 
offensive play, Myers drilled 
Jess Quinn for a 58 yard scoring 
strike, and the Eagles led 42-23. 

After a Slippery Rock 
score had closed the lead to 12, 
Myers needed just two plays to 
light up the scoreboard again; a 
Damien Henry three yard run 
and a 67 yard howitzer to 
Worthy. The Eagles' were too 
much for the Rockets to keep 
pace with, and the result was a 
49-37 win with a PSAC-West 
title shot waiting in the wings. 

TJIaTIo^ 1 7 27 / M 

Slippery Rock 10 13 14 37 

FIRST QUARTER 

Clarion: Worthy 18 TD pass from 
Myers (two-point conversion good), 
3:35. Drive: 6 plays, 86 yds. Key 
play: Myers keeps it up middle for 
29 yds. Clarion 8, SRU 0. 

SECOND QUARTER 

SRU: Booth 10 TD pass from 
Linhart (Banaszak kick). 2:09. 
Drive: 8 plays, 75 yds. Key play: 
passing attack. Clarion 8, SRU 7. 
Clarion: Brown 3Q TD pass from 
Myers (Cramer kick), 0:49. Drive: 
7 plays, 70 yds. Key play: 45 yds to 
Brown from Myers on drive. 
Clarion 15, SRU 7. 
SRU: Banaszak 29 FG, 0:00. 
Drive: 6 plays, 45 yards. Key play. 
All 45 yds through air. Clarion 15, 
SRU 10. 



THIRD QUARTER 

Clarion: Quinn 7 TD pass from 

Myers (Cramer kick), 9:28. Drive: 

10 plays, 68 yds. Key play: Myers 

to Henry 21 yds. Clarion 22, SRU 

10. 

Clarion: Worthy 68 TD punt return 

(kick blocked), 8:07. Clarion 28, 

SRU 10. 

SRU: Carson 9 TD run (pass 

failed), 7:24. Drive: 2 plays, 63 

yds. Key play: 35 yd pass. Clarion 

28, SRU 16. 

SRU: Merhaut 11 pass from Linhart 

(Banaszak kick), 2:05. Drive: 8 

plays, 54 yds. Key play: 4 passes, 

66 yds by Linhart. Clarion 28, 

SRU 22. 

Clarion: Worthy 76 TD from 

Myers (Cramer kick), 1:51. Key 

play: 1 play after kickoff. Clarion 

35,SRU2J. 

Clarion: Quinn 58 TD from Myers 

(Cramer kick), 0:25. Key play: 1 

play after punt. Clarion 42, SRU 

23. 



FOURTH QUARTER 

SRU: Reardon 2 TD from Linhart 
(Banaszak kick), 11:18. Drive: 10 
plays, 48 yards. Key play: All 
Linhart. Clarion 42, SRU 30. 
Clarion: Worthy 67 TD pass from 
Myers (Cramer kick), 9:50. Drive: 2 
plays, 65 yards. Clarion 49, SRU 
30. 

SRU: Hopkins 30 TD pass from 
Linhart (Banaszak kick), 7:16. 
Drive: 9 plays, 61 yards. Key play: 
All Linhart. Clarion 49, SRU 37. 



TEAM STATIST 






Cal. 


Cla. 


FIRST DOWNS 


29 


19 


3RD DOWN EFF. 


5-12 


3-16 


YDS RUSH 


21 


105 


YDS PASS 


502 


408 


TOTAL YDS 


523 


513 


AVG GAIN/PLAY 


6.0 


8.4 


KEY PLAYER STATISTICS 



Clarion rushing: Myers 3-33 

SRU rushing: Carson 11-45 

Clarion passing: Myers 18-33 (408 

yards) 

SRU passing: Linhart 35-58 (502 

yards) 

Clarion receiving: Worthy 4-172, 

Brown 4-75, Quinn 5-97 

SRU receiving: Hopkins 16-202, 

Merhaut 7-94, Mikluscan 3-74, 

Booth 5-65 

Clarion all-purpose: Worthy 290 

Clarion returns: Worthy 4-102 

Clarion tackles-assists-sacks: 

Mazoff 15-6-1, Warner 10-5-1, 

Andrews 10-5-1, Reinhart 9-5-1. 

Tc.za 10-5-O 

Clarion interceptions: Spencer 2 

Terza 1 



Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 11-12-92 

Sports Opinion 



The Clarion Call - 11-12-92 Page 21 



IUP won't beat Clarion on reputation alone 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

1983. This marked the last 
year that an AFC team won a 
Super Bowl. This marked the 
last year that the Chicago White 
Sox won the American League 
West crown. This also marked 
the last time that the Clarion 
University Golden Eagles 
brought home the PSAC-West 
title. 

The Eagles dethroned IUP, 35- 
24, to claim that title nine years 
ago. This year. Clarion must 
accomplish that same feat to 
capture the conference 
championship. IUP once again 
stands in Clarion's way. 

The Indians have won the last 
eight meetings between these 
two schools and have gone 27 
straight games without losing to 
a PS AC opponent. IUP (4-0-1 in 
the PSAC this year) has the top 
rated offense in the conference, 
averaging 421 yards a game. 
They have been held to under 30 
points in a game only once this 
season. The Indians also boast 
of having the PSAC's top rated 
quarterback at their helm. Scott 
Woods has completed 63 percent 
of his passes and leads the West 
in passing efficiency as well as 
in total offense. 

So, it is virtually impossible 
for the Golden Eagles to upset 
this perennial powerhouse, right? 
Not necessarily. 

Two weeks ago, Indiana led 
Towson State 14-0 after four 
minutes had elapsed, 20-0 at the 
half, and 33-13 with under six 
minutes remaining in the game. 
Towson exploded for three late 
touchdowns and shocked the 
Indians at their own teepee, 35- 
33. IUP is not a machine. They 
proved to be human. 

The emotional letdown carried 
over to last week, when they 
needed to rally for a touchdown 
with only seconds remaining just 
to tie Edinboro. 

Meanwhile, there is no team 
hotter than the Clarion Golden 
Eagles. The Eagles have won 
their last five contests and their 
offense showed what it is 
capable of doing last week 
against The Rock. Quarterback 
Tim Myers was razor sharp in 
completing 18 tosses for 402 
yards and a school record six 
touchdown passes. All-purpose 
man Marlon Worthy looks to 
score every time he touches the 
ball and, for the most part, does. 
Worthy, along with Tim Brown, 




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Primed and ready- Eldridge Ponder and the Golden Eagle defense will be aiming to scalp 
the Indians at Memorial Stadium on Saturday. The kickoff is set for 1 p.m. 



Kevin Harper and Jess Quinn are 
heating up in the cold weather. 

Clarion's running game has not 
been needed the last couple of 
weeks, but the 338 yard outburst 
against Lock Haven two weeks 
ago leaves no doubt that the 
horses are there. Damien Henry 
needs to be healthy to lead that 
stampede. 

Clarion's defense has 
improved one million percent 
since opening day and, except 
for a few lapses last Saturday, 
has totally dominated opposing 
offenses throughout the winning 
streak. 

But what can the Golden 
Eagles, hot or not, do to beat this 
national titan? On offense they 
must establish the run, avoid 
turnovers and, most importantly, 



be patient. 

Myers is an excellent 
quarterback when he is not 
hurried. When hurried, a 
quarterback tends to give away 
where his passes are going. Four 
or five yard carries by Jay 
Tonini, Henry or Art Gregory on 
first down may alleviate some of 
the pressure on Myers that 
obvious passing downs put on. 
Clarion's offense may also have 
to keep IUP's offense off of the 
field by sustaining drives. Time 
of possession will certainly be a 
key. IUP's offense will be too 
much for the Eagles' defense to 
take if on the field all day. 
Costly turnovers will also keep 
the Eagles' "D" on the field too 
long. 
Patience, on offense, is crucial 



for Clarion. The Eagles can not 
expect to pull off too many one 
play, 76 yard drives like they did 
a week ago. The Indians defense 
will not allow it. IUP will 



probably try to frustrate Myers 
by leaving a short receiver open 
and suffocating anything deep. 
Myers must be complacent with 
throwing short until a deep 
opening arises. Forcing the issue 
due to impatience will only work 
to the Tribe's advantage. 

On defense, the Blue and Gold 
must make the IUP offense work 
for yardage. Big plays have 
been the defense's Achilles heel 
all season. Penalties also have to 
be avoided. Costly defensive 
holding calls have plagued 
Clarion recently and must be 
avoided. If the defense 
concentrates for all 60 minutes, 
in any game, they may have one 
of the best in the PSAC. At 
times this year, though, the 
defense has allowed teams to 
make fourth quarter comebacks, 
when their opposition's jugular 
vein appeared to already be 
sliced. It may not take much to 
frustrate this IUP team if they 
cannot execute. 

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by Mike J e wart 
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The Golden Eagle volleyball 
team ended their season last 
weekend by winning two games 
in the Clarion Invitational 
volleyball tournament. 

Millersville, Fairmont State, 
Slippery Rock and IUP all 
visited Tippin Gymnasium as 
Clarion hosted the season ending 
tourney. 

The Golden Eagles started 
things off on Saturday by 
defeating Fairmont State in four 
games, 15-9, 15-13,9-15, 15-5. 

Three freshmen led the way for 
the Golden Eagles. Jennifer 
Betters, Nicole Flambard and 
Bobbie Simpson all reached 
double figures in kills with 11, 
10 and 10, respectively. Wendy 
Ellenberger led the team in set 
assists, as usual, with 34. She 
also chipped in nine kills. The 
defense was incredible in 
picking up the slack for their 




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MVP- Co-captain Wendy Ellenberger provided Clarion with 
an invaluable leader for four years. 



injured co-captain Tammi Bills. 
Four Golden Eagles were able to 
reach double figures in digs. 
Gerri Condo led the "D" with 12 
digs. Meghan Kelly, Betters and 
Flambard each chipped in with 

10. 

Clarion's next opponent was 
Millersville University. This 
was a very close match, with 
neither team winning a game by 
more Uian three points. Clarion 
came out of the scuffle 
victorious in four games, 15-12, 
16-14,13-15, 15-13. 

Ellenberger was again the 
catalyst for Clarion, registering 
37 set assists. She was also the 
co-leader in digs with 10. Condo 
and Kelly were the other co- 
leaders in digs with 10. The 
rookie Flambard knocked down 
12 kills for Clarion. 

The Golden Eagles finished the 
1992 season with a 24-15 overall 
record. They finished 5-5 in the 
extremely tough PSAC-West 



(the middle of the pack). 

This was the final season for 
two invaluable Clarion starters. 
Co-captains Tammi Bills and 
Wendy Ellenberger are both 
seniors and have had very 
successful careers to look back 



on. 



Though the Golden Eagles 



are losing their two co-captains. 
Clarion still has the nucleus for a 
great team and should be flying 
hitih for vears to come. 

GOLDEN 

EAGLE TEAM 

LEADERS 

Set Assists- Wendy 

Ellenberger (1,149) 

Kills- Nicole Flambard (271) 
Bobbie Simpson (259) 
Suzanne Sheldon (201) 

Digs- Tammi Bills (526) 
Meghan Kelly (397) 
Wendy Ellenberger (310) 



Clarion women's swimming an< 

team seeks 18th straight conference title 



The Clarion University 
women's swimming and diving 
team, which has maintained a 
standard of excellence second to 
none in Division II over the last 
17 years, is preparing to have 
another quality season in 1992- 
93. The Golden Eagles opened 



their dual meet season with a 
147-77 triumph over Allegheny 
and won the Bloomsburg relays 
last Saturday. 

Six year head coach Bill Miller 
heads into the 1992-93 season 
hoping to lead the women's team 
to their 18th straight PSAC title 



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and a top five finish at the 
NCAA Division II nationals. 
Last year, Miller led his squad to 
their 17th straight PSAC crown 
and a fifth place finish at 
nationals. Besides winning all 
17 PSAC titles since their 
inception in 1976, Clarion has 
won eight Division II national 
titles (1977, 78, 80, 81, 82, 83, 
84 and 86). 

The 1991-92 women's squad 
scored 512.5 points at the 
PSAC's to win the event. 
Bloomsburg finished second 
with 372.5 points. Clarion went 
on to finish fifth at nationals, 
approximately 300 points behind 
the overall winner, Oakland, 
Michigan. 



The 1992-93 outlook? "We 
have a very young but talented 
team," said Miller. The women's 
team strengths appear to be in 
the backstroke, breaststroke and 
diving events. Miller's goal for 
the women is the same as for the 
men, to repeal as PSAC 
champions and finish in the top 
five at nationals. 

Clarion's leadership role will 
fall on the shoulders of senior, 
co-captains Becky Jushchyshyn 
and Denise Butterweck. 

"Our captains have always 
provided quality leadership and 
we know that this year will be no 
exception," said Miller. 

Jushchyshyn is the defending 
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the 100 yard breaststroke with a 
time of 1:05.61. A four-time 
All-American last year, 
Jushchyshyn also placed sixth in 
the 200 breaststroke and helped 
the 200 medley and 400 medley 
relay teams to third place 
finishes. Also the defending 
PSAC champion in the 100 and 
200 breaststroke the last two 
years, she is an eight-time All- 
American. . 

Butterweck, who swims the 
200 and 400 IM races and 
distance freestyle, is the 
defending PSAC champion in 
the 400 IM and narrowly missed 
qualifying for the Division II 
nationals. She also placed third 
in the 1650 and eighth in the 500 
at the PSAC's. 

Overall, the Clarion women 
have an extremely young team 
this season. The Golden Eagles 
have a 28-member team with 
only three seniors (five juniors, 
nine sophomores and 11 
freshmen). Other returning All- 
American performers in the pool 
include Justine Gibbons, 
Stephanie Kissell, Dina Maylor 
and Debbie Jones. Returning 
All-American divers include 
Kim Strawbridge and Amy 
Paganie. 



(Cont. on page 22) 



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Clarion 
women's. . 

(Cont. from page 21) 



Below is a breakdown of the 
Golden Eagle women by events: 
Freestyle- The 50 and 100 
freestyle has been dominated in 
past years by Cindy Wonka but 
she has graduated. The talent 
continues, however, with 
veterans Kissell, Maylor, and 
Debbie Jones. Kissell was 15th 
in the 50 free at nationals last 
year, while Maylor and Debbie 
Jones were placewinners at the 
PSAC's. The 200 free should be 
paced by Gibbons, Dawn Jones, 
Maylor and freshmen Tedra 
Kruse. The 500 and 1650 
freestyle events will be led by 
Butterweck and Kruse. 

Butterfly- Maylor was seventh 
at nationals in the 100 fly and 
leads the way. 

Backstroke- Gibbons leads 
the way in what should be a 
strong event. She placed third at 
nationals in the 200 with a 
school record time of 2:05.28, 
plus was sixth in the 100. 
Junior Donna Patrick is the 
defending PSAC champ in the 
200. 

Breaststroke- Jushchyshyn, 
the defending Division II champ 
in i e 100 and the defending 
PSAC champ in the 100 and 200 
the past two years, paces a 
strong event. 

IM- Kissell leads the way 
after placing seventh at nationals 
in the 200 IM event. 

Diving- Coach Dave Hrovat 
has a strong contingent of divers 
this year, paced by Strawbridge, 
Paganie and Jill Braught. 

Relays- The relays are 
expected to be strong, but the 
loss of Wonka swimming the 
anchor is something the Eagles 
will be hard-pressed to replace. 

The Clarion women host 
Division I Ohio State on 
Saturday at 3 p.m. 

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Female athletes 1, IUP in federal court 



Pittsburgh (AP)- The score is 
female athletes one, a state 
university zero in efforts to level 
the playing field for both the 
sexes. 

U.S. District Judge Maurice 
Cohill on Monday ordered 
Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania to restore funding 
for women's gymnastics and 
field hockey. No decision was 
made on whether to appeal the 
decision, IUP's attorney said. 

Indiana, which has about 
14,000 students, pleaded poverty 
in August when it dropped the 
two women's teams and men's 
soccer and tennis to save 
$350,000. The nationally ranked 
football team promptly took over 
the hockey field for practices. 

Football coach Frank Cignetti 
is also the athletic director and 
has said IUP aspires to become a 
member of NCAA Division I- 
AA, the next highest level of 
competition. 

Cohill said money problems 
and a desire for football prestige 
were not excuses for violating 
U.S. Title IX, a federal law that 



forbids sex discrimination at 
schools like Indiana that get 
federal money. 

"The judge is saying that IUP 
was way out of line," said 
Wendy Schandelmeier, a junior 
gymnast who on October 5 sued 
IUP with three other women 
after the cutbacks. 

The judge said while football 
and basketball bring IUP cash 
and prestige, lower-profile sports 
remain important for education 
and student life. 

"It was something that 
enhanced my whole college 
experience- from managing my 
time to a break from studies to 
exercise," Schandelmeier said. 

A group that tracks Title IX 
cases applauded Cohill's ruling 
and agreed with the judge that 
removing the programs 
worsened an already unequal 
balance among men's and 
women's sports. 

"If you cut something when 
one party had less to begin with, 
that's clearly not equal," said 
Kathryn Reid, advocacy director 
for the Women's Sports 



Foundation. 

In a 40-minute reading of his 
ruling, Cohill rattled off statistics 
like a baseball junkie and 
described IUP as a place where 
male jocks and their field 
generals get most of the breaks. 
For example, Cohill said: 
-Before the cuts, men held 62 
percent of roster spots and 
received 79 percent of athletic 
scholarships, compared to 38 
percent and 21 percent for 
women, respectively. The 
women's share of roster spots 
dropped to 36.5 percent after 
IUP's move. About 55 percent 
of IUP's student body is female. 
-Cignetti and a male associate 
control policy in the athletic 
department, and cash-strapped 
IUP won't replace a female 
administrator who left in August. 
-Five male sports 
administrators -and no women- 
have country club memberships 
and male coaches drive 
complementary cars. 

-IUP's baseball field for men is 
superior to the women's softball 
field. 



After the cutbacks, IUP said it 
would someday create a 
women's soccer team to 
capitalize on that sport's growing 
popularity. But Cohill said, 
"You can't replace programs 
with promises." 

Besides Schandelmeier, 
plaintiffs were gymnast Dawn 
Favia, gymnast Kim Delcamo 
and field hockey player Amy 
Phaeler. 

The gymnastics team won a 
NCAA Division II tide two years 
ago, and Favia testified that she 
chose IUP because of the team's 
success. Meets may resume in 
January. 

Phaeler formed a 35-women 
hockey club after IUP's 
cutbacks. It finished the season 
at 0-7 and will rejoin the PSAC 
next year if the ruling stands, 
former coach Kofie Montgomery 
said. 

She acted as an unpaid coach 
and stored uniforms in her car's 
trunk because the school kicked 
the field hockey team out of its 
facilities after the team was 



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Clarion swimmers enjoying fast start 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



Fresh off of their season 
opening victories over Allegheny 
college. Clarion University's 
swimming and diving teams took 
part in the Bloomsburg relays 
this past weekend. The men's 
team captured first place honors 
in seven events, while the 
women's team achieved first 
place finishes in six events. 
Clarion was too strong for any 
other competition. 

For the men's team, divers 
John Oleksak and Joe Egan 
teamed up to win the one-meter 
required and one-meter optional 
events. Clarion won the one- 



meter required event with a score 
of 182.1 and the one-meter 
optional event with a score of 
222.02. 

The men's 300 fly team 
comprised of Jim O'Connor, 
Mike Klunk and Steve Darby 
finished first with a time of 
2:41.9. 

First place honors were also 
achieved by the men's 300 
backstroke team of Mark 
Keister, Chad Rimsky and Dave 
Sheets, who had a time of 
2:45.23. 

The 300 breaststroke team 
from Clarion comprised of Jeff 
Halbert, Klunk and O'Connor 
won with a time of 3: 14. 1 2. 



The team of Sheets, O'Connor, 
Darby and Keith Iwinski was 
victorious in the 400 medley and 
in the 400 IM relays with times 
of 3:41.81 and 3:50.61. 

For the women's team, Tammy 
Quinn and Jill Braught combined 
to give Clarion a victory on the 
one-meter required dive with 
177.64 points. 

The 300 backstroke relay team 
of Dina Maylor, Colleen 
Davidson and Justine Gibbons 
was also a winner with a time of 
3:07.96. 

The 300 breaststroke relay 
team of Lisa Kaylor, Jen Alcott 
and Becky Jushchyshyn won 
with a time of 3:36.01. 



The 500 crescendo relay team, 
comprised of Kaylor, Davidson, 
Maylor and Tedra Kruse, won 
with a time of 4:57.97. 

In the 400 medley relay, 
Gibbons, Jushchyshyn, Kathy 
Randazzo and Dawn J- :ps 
combined to give Clarion j win 
with a time of 4: 11. 03. 

In the 200 free, Maylor, 
Davidson, Kaylor and Stephanie 
Kissell gave the Golden Eagles 
their sixth win of the day with a 
time of 1:43.72. 

The women's swimming and 
diving team is again in action 
this Saturday against Ohio State. 
Both squads will visit Indiana on 
Saturday November 21. 



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To my Ralston wing: Thanks for 
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To my Alpha Phi Omega 
brothers: Thanks for everything. 
You guys are a special part of 
my life. -RA down under. 



Happy Birthday to Amy Cooper. 
Love your D Phi E sisters. (Hey 
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Delta Phi Epsilon would like to 
thank all the men in Mr. CUP, 
the organizations that sponsored 
them and the entertainment. 
What a show! 



KDR - The necklaces were 
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Even though there was a flood, 
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Congratulations Liz on your 
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D Phi E - Even though we are a 
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The Sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma 
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Love, Phi Sigma Sigma 



Congratulations Julie Fober (my 
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The night was cold, the fire hot. 
The music was slow, the hayride 
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We had fun though, guys - 
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Alpha Sigma Tau would like to 
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D Phi E: We should e_ai out 
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Alpha Phi Omega would like to 
thank Mark and his committee 
for the fine job they did on the 
Blind Date Party. 



Jason Fularz - Thank you so 
much for making the Hayride so 
much fun! You were the best 
date! P.S. Happy 21st Birthday! 
Love, - Jen 



To: Delta Zeta — It started out 
as a bondage mixer, but we 
never thought that it would get 
that rough. C-ya next time. The 
Brothers of Theta Xi 



To the Brothers of Tau Kappa 
Epsilon: Thanks so much, I'm 
so proud to be your sweetheart. 
You guys are the greatest. Love, 
Michelle 



To the Sisters of D Phi E: You 
ventured into the hall of the 
Damned AND Rocked with us to 
one hell of a Band. We'll do it 
again sometime real soon. . . 
Maybe this time there'll be a full 
moon? The Brothers of AXP 



Thanks to the pledges and sisters 
of ZTA for the great mixer. It'll 
be one "TOGA" down in history. 
The Brothers of AXP 



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Sports Opinion The new blood . 



• • 



The Godfather predicts: 



The Fighting Irish to tame Nittany Lions 



. . . It's good! And The 
Godfather is victorious on the 
last play of the game. 

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, The 
Godfather is back. I return after 
a 5- 1 week, missing a perfect 6-0 
mark by only two points. The 
"new blood" is here and it's here 
to stay. The Quizmaster will 
keep his mouth shut and rot in 
the pen this week. I am The 



Godfather. Well, anyway, here I 

go. 

NFL 

San Diego at Cleveland -2 

A very important game for 
both teams. Cleveland (5-4) 
needs desperately to keep pace 
with Pittsburgh and Houston in 
the AFC Central. San Diego (4- 
5) is right behind Denver and 
Kansas City in the AFC West. A 



loss could damper playoff hopes 
for both sides. Last week, the 
Browns held the Oilers to 55 
yards in the first half and Warren 
Moon to just 69 yards passing 
for the game. Can the resurgent 
Charger offense penetrate Bill 
Belicher's red-hot defense? I 
say that the Chargers have about 
as much of a chance of doing 
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scheduling the class that he 
wants during pre-registration. 
Godfather's pick: Cleveland 

Washington at Kansas City +1 

A low spread indicates to me 
that there isn't a whole hell of a 
lot of scoring expected from the 
matchup of the defending Super 
Bowl champion Redskins (6-3) 
and Kansas City (5-4). 
Washington, who only got into 
the endzone once against the 
lowly Seahawks, is struggling. 
They have been decimated by 
injuries all year long and that 
continues as three more starters 
went down against Seattle. The 
game smells of defense any time 
that Derrick Thomas opposes a 
struggling offense. He had four 
sacks last week against San 
Diego and will say hello to Mark 
Rypien on several occasions this 
week. 
Godfather's pick: Kansas City 

Giants at Denver -3 1/2 

"LT" went down for good with 
a ruptured Achilles tendon. His 
leadership and ultimate presence 
went down with him. The 
Giants (5-4) have been playing 
much better in the past few 
weeks but now travel, without 
Taylor, to the unfriendly confines 
of Mile High Stadium. Here, the 
Broncos (6-3) have an eight 
game winning streak and should 
extend that to nine behind the 
arm of John Elway. Without 
Taylor, the Denver offensive line 
can key on other areas of the 
Giant defense. 
Godfather's pick: Denver 

Penn State at Notre Dame -8 

Notre Dame (7-1-1) gets a 
"wow" for their 54-7 thrashing 
of previously undefeated Boston 
College. Lou Holtz has the 
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Penn State (6-3) will be just 
another stepping stone. QB Rick 
Mirer, RB's Jerome Betts and 
Reggie. Brooks will carry the 
load for the Irish. JoePa's 
troops, who were very overrated 
to begin with, being ranked in 
the Top 10, will get hammered 
and fall out of the Top 25. , On 
the bright side, though, the Lions 
already have a Blockbuster Bowl 
bid. Big deal. 
Godfather's pick: Notre Dame 

'Bama at Miss. State +10 

MSU (7-2) has its work cut out 
for them this week. Alabama (9- 
0) possesses the #1 defense in 
the nation. I think that they 
should be ranked #1 in the 
nation, atop Miami. The SEC 
offers the best and most 
challenging conference in the 
nation, while the Hurricanes get 
to play teams like Virginia Tech 
and Florida A&M. The 
Bulldogs will keep it close in the 
first quarter but the Tide will roll 
the rest of the way. Chris 
Anderson will have a field day 
for 'Bama and the Crimson Tide 
will stay undefeated. 
Godfather's pick: Alabama 

Hawaii at San Diego State-5 1/2 
The Aztecs (5-3) have 
Heisman candidate Marshall 
Faulk. But Faulk, who looked 
like he was going to run away 
with it, has slipped recently and 
is losing his grip on the 25- 
pound trophy. He needs to put 
up large numbers the rest of the 
way. I say Hawaii (7-1) won't 
let it happen. They broke into 
the Top 25 this year and are 
currently first in the WAC 
conference. The Rainbows RB, 
Travis Sims, is their best 
weapon. He will outgain Faulk 
and lead the Rainbows to the 
promised land (the Thrifty 
Holiday Bowl!). 
Godfather's pick: Hawaii 

The Godfather would like to 
encourage all CUP students to go 
out and support the Golden 
Eagles as they try to bring home 
their first PS AC title since 1983. 
So go out and watch the Golden 
Eagles put a hurtin' on IUP. 
Good luck men. You can do it. 

The Godfather's 

record 

5-1 




Volume 74, Issue 11 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 19, 1992 




In 
This 
Issue 

News 

Preparing for review 

Middle States Association 
team is scheduled to visit 
Clarion on April 18-21, 
1993 pg. 5 

Features 

Gospel fest 1992 

P4" gospel rap group to 
perform on Saturday, Nov. 21 
inGemmell pg. 11 

Sports 

Clarion Wrestling 

Golden Eagles open their 
1992-93 campaign versus 
nationally ranked Arizona 
State pg. 19 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Rainy, upper 

40's 
Friday: Partly rainy, 

high 45 
Saturday: Cloudy, partly 

rainy, high 52 
Sunday: Cloudy, high 60 
Monday: Partly sunny 

high 60 
Tuesday: MosUy sunny, 

high 55 
Wednesday: Possible rain, 

high 53 

Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV listing pg. 10 

Features pg. 11 

Call On You pg.13 

Entertainment . . . pg. 16 

Sports pg-19 

Classifieds pg-23 

The next issue of the CaU 
will be December 10, 1992. 



Golden Eagles level IUP, 35-26, 
for PSAC-West championship 




by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

When Edinboro quarterback 
Jody Dickerson hit Wrentle 
Martin for the winning 
touchdown seven weeks ago, it 
placed the Clarion Golden 
Eagles at 0-4. Any team would 
have realized that with only six 
games remaining, the season was 
lost. Not the Golden Eagles. 

When Tim Myers found Tim 
Brown in the end zone with less 
than two minutes to play on 
Saturday, the impossible dream 
had become reality. The 35-26 
victory gave Clarion their sixth 
win in a row, first PSAC tide in 
nine years, and a nice big hunk 
of hardware for everyone in 
Tippin Gym to cherish. 

Over 5,000 spectators braved 
the elements to watch the PSAC- 
West Championship game, and 
before they had a chance to 
cuddle up in their blankets, the 
Eagles had them on their feet. 

Riding high on their five game 
winning streak and exhibiting all 
the confidence in the world, the 
Clarion offense took the opening 
kickoff and marched down the 
field like Sherman through 
Atlanta. A short passing clinic 
saw Myers complete six of his 
seven pass attempts, the last of 
which found the arms of Damien 
Henry for an eight yard score, a 
6-0 Clarion lead. 

Turnovers, which play a major 
role in any championship game, 
loomed their ugly head as 
Indiana's Reece Brown 
intercepted a Myers' offering, 
and three plays later, it was 1*6; 
IUP. """ 

Unencumbered by this event, 
Myers and the offense headed 
right back down the Indians 
throats. The short passing game 
again worked to perfection as 
Myers went six for six on the 
drive with four of the tosses 
going to Marlon Worthy. 
Damien Henry scored his second 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Nighty night- Clarion strong safety Sean Spencer (3) lays into an IUP receiver during 
Saturday's PSAC-West title game. Spencer led the defense with 15 tackles. 

touchdown of the quarter on a quarterback Scott Woods from teams got ready to embark on 



four yard scamper, and the 
Eagles led 12-7. For the second 
time in a row, however, Paul 
Cramer's extra point attempt was 
blocked, and Clarion fans hoped 
that the two missed points would 
not come home to roost 

In the opening minute of 
quarter two, Cramer connected 
on a 24 yard field goal, and the 
lead was eight points at 15-7. 
This lead would carry over until 
the third quarter. 

A determined and aggressive 
Clarion defense pressured IUP 



every angle, and the result was a 
miserable six for 19 first half, a 
filthy uniform, and a few bruises 
to ice down in the locker room. 
The first half highlighted two 
key problems that statistics did 
not show; Cramer's extra point 
difficulties, and the center- 
quarterback exchange difficulties 
of IUP. Four times in the first 
half, IUP quarterback Scott 
Woods had to pounce on a 
fumbled snap. 

After these problems were 
addressed at halftime, the two 



what was to be a truly 
memorable second half. 

Another Myers interception 
was the catalyst for an 
immediate IUP scoring drive. A 
3 2- yard pass from Woods to 
Derrick Smith placed the Indians 
within two of the lead, but the 
Tribe's quest for a tying two 
point conversion failed, and the 
lead stayed at 15-13. 

For the second time in a row, 
Clarion answered an IUP score 
on their very next drive. 

(ConL on page 22) 



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Pumpkin and 
Proud of it 



Warm, Indian Summer days 
and crisp, cool nights erase the 
vestiges of summer and predict 
the impending winter. 
September lapses into October, 
and the last of the season's 
abundant harvest is gathered 
from the browning fields. 

The aging farm wagons creak 
under the weight of wooden 
baskets and crates heaped with 
ripe red tomatoes, golden ears of 
com and red and green peppers. 
The skins of white and red 
potatoes are contrasted by the 
gourds of green, yellow and 
orange. 

Among the largest of these 
gourds is the humble, but 
lovable, pumpkin. They can 
grow to over one hundred 
pounds. Children paint faces on 
the surface or carve toothy grins 
and playful eyes into their meaty 
pulps for Halloween. 

The kids cut them up and trash 
them at Halloween. But 
pumpkins are also good for 
eating too. Think of that luscious 
pumpkin pie Mom puts on the 
table at Thanksgiving. 

Fresh pumpkin tastes the best 
in recipes, but it is messy and 
time-consuming to prepare and if 
you simply don't want to be 
bothered, buy it in the can. 
Delicious pies for Thanksgiving 
dinner can come from Libby's- 
in-a-can. 

If you are looking for a 
different, and definitely richer, 
dessert to make from pumpkin, 
try pumpkin cheesecake. It, like 
the pie, can be made from fresh 
or canned pumpkin. Our recipe 
is adapted from one published in 
the 1979 paperback Garden 
Way's Zucchini Cookbook by 
Nancy C. Ralston and Marynor 
Jordan. 

1 found it by happy accident 




Sally Dolan 

when I was leafing through a 
sister-in-law's cookbook. At 
first, it didn't sound appetizing. 
Then it started to intrigue me. 
My family loves pumpkin pie 
and cheesecake is an all-time 
favorite so, why not try it? 

My husband and son took a 
very dim view of what I was 
about to do to them. Pumpkin 
cheesecake didn't sound very 
good to them at first, either, but 
when the aroma started coming 
from the oven, their attitudes 
changed and they were willing to 
give it a try. It's a little difficult 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Despite the best efforts of the 
U.S. Military, another victory 
has been scored for American 
civil rights. A federal judge 
ordered the Navy to reinstate 
radar instructor Keith Meinhold, 
who was discharged in August 
when he disclosed that he is a 
homosexual. The judge who 
heard the case made his ruling 
on the grounds that the military's 
ban on homosexuals is 
unconstitutional. He's 

absolutely correct. This is not 
just a victory for the homosexual 
members of the American 
community, but also for those of 
us who believe in the 
Constitution of the United States, 
and in the American way of life. 
We hear a lot of high talk about 
cultural diversity during the time 
we spend in the university 
environment, but unfortunately, 
things are sometimes very 
different out in the real world. 
On election day this year , voters 
in Colorado voted in favor of 
adding an amendment to the 
Colorado state constitution 
which prohibits the 

implementation of any laws 
intended to safeguard the rights 
of homosexuals (the amendment 
is currently being fought in court 
by the American Civil Liberties 
Union), while at the same time, 
voters in Oregon defeated a 
similar motion, which would 



have declared homosexualty 
abnormal and perverse. An 
amendment which declares an 
entire segment of the American 
population abnormal and 
perverse? 

Even while tolerance flows 
from America's mouth, hate 
seems to flow all too often from 
America's actions. While groups 
like the ACLU and the NAACP 
fight tooth and nail to help 
America become more tolerant, 
"hate groups" like the Ku Klux 
Klan and Pat Robertson's 
Christian Coalition preach their 
wicked gospels of hate and 
intolerance. While women and 
minorities have finally found a 
place in our government, race 
and gender discrimination have 
found new life with groups like 
the American Populist Party. 

As Americans, it is our civil 
duty to fight for everyone's 
rights, even while groups like the 
Christian Coalition (and the U.S. 
military!!!) fight to strip people 
of their rights. 

This is America, folks. We're 
supposed to be a melting pot, not 
an inferno of hate. Just because 
someone is gay or black or 
female or Jewish or what have 
you, mat doesn't give the rest of 
us the right to condemn them. 

Rodney King really had 
something. "Can't we all just get 
along?" 




Maws**** 



The Clarion Call- 11-19-92 - Page 3 




More letters on 
Sister Souljah 



Dear Editor, 

Although my words may never 
reach you, and even if they did, 
they would still go unheard, I feel 
the need to print them. When you 
spoke, you referred to white 
Americans as "they," and African 
Americans, regardless of race, 
ethnic or religious origins. 

Before I begin, I would like to 
say that I believe "we" all need to 
follow the prescription given to 
African-Americans by Sister 
Souljah. We need to accept one 
another to ensure America 
becomes a better place for "we" to 
live. 

You are a very powerful speaker 
and what you address is a 
legitimate subject, but if you have 
something to say, why can't you 
address it to all of us. You spoke 
of a war, a war that was started by 
white Americans. A war that 
African Americans were born 
into. Well, Sister Souljah--I have 
news for you. "We" were all bom 
into the war you speak of and 
believe it or not, there actually are 
white Americans who do not 



agree with the system! What do 
you say to those people? Can you 
ignore those people? The war is 
happening here in America, but 
ignoring me opponent as you do 
will not make "them" go away. 

I am very unclear on whether 
you spoke of black supremacy or 
black equality. One way or the 
other, one race striving to rise 
above another is not going to end 
the war. History always repeats 
itself and if African Americans do 
proscribe to your gospel of hate 
and alienate themselves to rise up, 
whites will retaliate. This never- 
ending struggle for power will 
only facilitate a country forever 
divided. You may think what you 
are preaching is just, but I think 
you need to re-evaluate what the 
outcome of your words may be. 
But I suppose that my thoughts 
are in vain, because when do you 
ever listen to one of 
"them." "They," in your narrow 
view, are only put on this earth to 
pollute the African Americans' 
minds. 

Your words are mighty, but your 
ears are closed. I do feel a tiny 
bit sorry for you, since you know 
all about the subject of diversity, 
you may never learn anything 
new. What a sad way to live. As 



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The Newman Association 
invites all students to join us for 

a 

Harvest Liturgy 

on 

Sunday, Nov. 22 at 11:30 AM 

I.C. Church - Special Music 



All planning to attend 
are asked to bring a 
non-perishlble food 
Item to be donated to the 
Clarion County 

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Before you enjoy your 
Thanksgiving dinner, 
make a small offering to 
those around you who 
greatly need your assistance 

Galatians 6:9 





I began the letter, "we" all need 
to continue to grow and learn 
and raise our standards for one 
another. My ears are open and I 
am waiting for more thoughts on 
the subject of how to end the 
war. In my every day battles, I 
lower my weapons and carry a 
white flag. You teach the 
opposite, to raise weapons and 
draw blood. Sister Souljah, you 
have given no solutions for the 
war. You have only encouraged 
further division of the people. 

Denise Bump 
Junior- Special Ed. 

Dear Editor, 

After reading last week's issue 
of the Call, I realized that Sister 
Souljah's impact on Clarion was 
either positive, negative, or for 
the most part, confusing. 
Because I am an African 
American student who DID 
attend (his exciting lecture, I feel 
somewhat obligated to help 
clear up some of these 
misunderstandings. 

First, slavery HAS been over 
for 200 years or more and the 
people involved (i.e. masters 
and mistresses) have been dead 
for 100 years, yet that was not 
the point Sister Souljah told us 
(black, white, hispanic, asian, 
etc.) about those hard times for a 
factual point of view. This part 
of AMERICAN history is 
almost always put on the back 
burner-due to guilt perhaps-- 
and Sister Souljah was just 
bringing it out in the open, for a 
change. 

Sister Souljah was not trying 
to say that all whites were 
criminals and that they all were 
prejudice; she even said that 
there were some good ones out 
there. What Sister Souljah was 
doing was helping her race build 
itself up. She decided to attack 
the problems of the African race 
by getting them to help 
themselves, alone. This is, 
however, her philosophy and 
because this is AMERICA, she 
is entitled to her own opinion. 

Second, I'd like to address the 
article of Mr. Hindman. He was 
totally misinformed. Sister 
Souljah did not say that white 
women judged their mates by 
the size of their wallets and the 
car they drive; this is what she 
feels black women need to stop 
doing. I was very upset with the 
misquoted information in the 



Call because I knew that 
Souljah did not say this. But to 
make sure Mr. Hindman and 
others did not hear something 
different from me, I went 
around asking students, both 
black and white who attended 
the lecture, if they heard this, 
and the answer was NO!! 

No matter what, I am still glad 
that Sister Souljah came to 
Clarion. It makes me feel good 
to hear people still talking about 
a lecture that happened almost 
three weeks ago. I feel good 
when I see blacks discussing, 
among themselves, certain 
things addressed in the lecture. 
The conversations, may or may 
not agree with Souljah's 
philosophies, but because of 
her, we are talking about things 
more and more, and someday, 
my race will rise up and play an 
even more important role in 
society and history. 



Michelle Lanier 
Junior, English major 

Let us 
choose 

Dear Editor, 

When the microcomputer was 
introduced into the field of 
education, it was so novel and 
powerful that few understood its 
capabilities and potential. Now, 
nearly thirty years later, there are 
few who don't know what they 
can do. 

When an educational 
institution looks into purchasing 
new computers, they look for 
more than just cost and 
capabilities. They should also 
look for longevity, compatibility, 
interoperability with existing 
hardware and software, ease of 
use and support from the vendor 
for problems, training, repairs, 
etc. Clarion has the unique 
opportunity to have a retail 
outlet (the Book Center) located 
on campus, which is willing and 
able to sell students and faculty 
the computers and software they 
want. In a small town, one 
would usually have to travel 
quite some distance to get to a 
retailer who vends the brand 
they want 

On campus we use IBMs, 
DECs (Digitals), Apple lies & 



IIGSs, as well as Macintoshes; a 
variety of computers for a 
variety of needs and tastes. 
Apple Computer, Inc. requires 
any university that wants to buy 
and sell Apple computers to sign 
an agreement called the Higher 
Education Purchase Program 
(HEPP.) The agreement allows 
the university to purchase 
hardware directly from Apple at 
significantly reduced rates, most 
often lower than large resellers 
in Erie or Pittsburgh can buy 
them for. If it is not signed, then 
the institution cannot buy 
computers for itself, for student 
use in labs or faculty use in their 
offices, or for resale through the 
Book Center, the profit of which 
goes back into the Clarion 
Student Association. There 
would also be no vendor support 
provided free from Apple, for 
training, repairs. The university 
would then be forced to seek 
third party companies for these 
services, paying each their own 
fees for services and time. 

This university's admini- 
stration, including, but certainly 
not limited to, the Office of 
Student Life, the Office of 
Finance and Administration, and 
the legal consul for SHEE has 
been doddling around for more 
than eighteen months, saying 
they would not take 
responsibility and sign the 
contract. This has forced the 
Book Center to file monthly 
requests for extensions on their 
previous contract. The absolute 
final extension, set to expire 
November 30, will leave the 
university without support for 
their already installed machines 
and unable to buy anything 
directly from Apple. If you are 
in a decision making position, 
yet don't want to make a 
decision, then you should get 
out. 

There are almost one hundred 
and fifty Macintoshes on campus 
now, and at least three new labs 
for student use are being planned 
for in the next two to three years. 
The Book Center has stated that 
sales of Apples has increased 
more than three hundred percent 
in the past two years. People 
want Macs. Some people want 
IBMs or DECs too, but at the 
very least. . . let us choose. 

• Kevin Major 

Senior Humanities and 

Secondary E d. English 

(cont. on pg.4) 



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Hide Park. . 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



to wait to see it something that 
smells that good tastes as good, 
but according to my family, the 
wait is worth it. 

Here is the recipe. Choose 
canned or fresh (quick or mess) 
pumpkin. Check widi your local 
farm or supermarket for the best 
variety if you are using fresh. 

To prepare fresh pumpkin: 
wash it in cool water, cut out a 
circular hole in the top, scoop 
out the seeds and pulp, and cut 
the pumpkin into one-inch slices. 
Put the slices in a medium-sized 
sauce pan and add just enough 
cold water to cover. 

Put a lid on it and cook over a 
low heat, stirring occasionally, 
until soft. 



Remove from the heat, pour 
into a sieve to drain and cool 
thoroughly. 

Preheat the oven to 325 
degrees. While it is warming, 
prepare a graham cracker crust. 
Mix the sugar and cracker 
crumbs. 

Pour the melted butter into the 
crumbs and stir until it has a com 
meal consistency. Dump the 
crumbs into the springform pan. 
Press with a fork until it is 
evenly distributed and firmly 
packed. 

Set the pan aside and use a 
large bowl to mix the pumpkin 
filling. 

Blend the packages of softened 
cream cheese until smooth. Add 



the sugars and mix until light 
and fluffy. Stir in the beaten 
eggs. Mix well. 

Add the cooled pumpkin (or a 
28 ounce can of Libby's solid 
packed canned pumpkin). Stir 
until well mixed. Add the 
cinnamon, ground ginger, 
ground cloves and the vanilla 
and almond extracts. 

Pour the batter over the 
graham cracker crust and bake 
for ninety minutes, of until a 
toothpick comes out clean when 
inserted into the middle. Turn 
the oven off and leave the 
cheesecake in it for an hour to 
finish setting up. 

Remove the cake from the 
oven and put it on a rack to 



finish cooling. Release and 
remove the springform ring. 
Garnish with whipped cream, if 
desired. Serves 12. 

No one at our house cares if 
there is any whipped cream. The 
cake stands alone and doesn't 
really need anything extra. From 
the first sign of the springform 
pan until the last crumb is gone, 
this cheesecake will be the center 
of attention. 

Comments heard in Advanced 
Media Writing ranged from, 
"Wow! This is really great," to 
"This is excellent," to "Well, I 
don't want to eat all of your 
cheesecake, but yeah, I'll have 
another niece ! " Sally Dolan, 
communication major 



Recipe 
Crust: 

2 1/2 c. of graham cracker 
crumbs 

1/4 c. of sugar 

1/4 c. of butter or margarine 

Pumpkin Cheesecake: 

Five 8 oz. packages of cream 

cheese, softened 

1 c. of granulated sugar 

1/2 c. of light brown sugar, 

firmly packed 

5 eggs, beaten with a fork until 

light and fluffy 

3 c. of cooked, drained pumpkin 
1 1/2 tsp. of cinnamon 

1/2 tsp. of ground ginger 
1/4 tsp. of ground cloves 
1 tsp. of vanilla extract 
1 tsp. of almond extract 



Letters . . . 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



Campus police 
and firearms 

Dear Editor, 

Two weeks ago, a group 
identified as Concerned Students 
for Firearms (CSFF) wrote a 
letter to the editor of the Call, 
asking for permission for Public 
Safety to be able to carry 
firearms. The letter was full of 
incidents that have happened 
recently, as well as at other 
times. These stories were to let 
students know why we are 
organized. 

That letter was met with a lot 
of controversy. We have heard 
from Dr. Martinazzi through his 
article, as well as through other 
sources. By these reactions from 
people, it is obvious that not only 
did we get the attention we 
wanted but a little more. It 
seems that the language was a bit 
more harsh than we wanted it to 
be taken as. At the same time, 
the point we were trying to make 
was covered up by the way the 
letter was written. 

This letter is being written for 
two reasons. The first is to 
apologize to all concerned for 
any excessive harshness 
contained in our last letter. Our 
object was not to offend anyone, 
but to present information. Some 
of the information is 
questionable, depending on the 
source from which it came. For 
any discrepancies that may have 
been included, we also 
apologize. 

The second purpose is to 
present our point without the 
facts that covered it previously. 
Our group is a small group mat 
is joined together for one 



purpose, and our numbers are 
growing. We believe in a safe 
campus, and we feel that fire 
arms would best provide that. 
This decision was not reached 
quickly, however. 

Looking at the history of 
Clarion University, it is 
relatively safe. It is by no means, 
however, crime free. Recently, 
there have been a series of 
violent activities. The first was 
an escaped prisoner from the 
county jail, that while unlikely, 
could have ended up on this 
campus. Not long after that, a 
suspicious man was seen on 
campus, and he was later found 
to have been a criminal with 
numerous sexual offenses. Since 
those two incidents, there has 
been a series of fights, one 
ending in an injury to a Clarion 
Borough Officer. 

Concerned Students for 
Firearms recognizes that there is 
an active police department on 
campus. Yes, a police 
department, with each officer 
trained according to PA state 
law. Each officer is certified by 
the state of PA. Therefore, why 
shouldn't they be allowed to 
carry firearms? 

While firearms are not the 
answer to everything, they can 
be part of it. Firearms can have 
the capability to deter violent 
crimes. Having a police J 



department that can react p jt£~?y 



immediately to any situation 
would tend to make criminals 
from other areas think twice 
about coming to this campus. 
There haven't been a lot of such 
cases here so far, but are you 
willing to take the chance that it 
couldn't happen here. Look 
around you and around the 
country and see what is 
happening at other universities. 
Then decide if anything could 
happen on this campus and could 
Public Safety handle anything 
that happened on campus. 

Steve Steele 

David Rhodes 

James Knechet 

Normon Enoes 

Four members of CSFF 

The question of 
homosexuality 

Dear Editor, 

I recendy went to the program 
entitled, "Strange Like Me." I 
had no idea that I would leave 
that particular program feeling 
the way I did. The program 
included a series of interactive 
theatrical, presentations, with the 
audiences opportunity to ask 
questions at the end of each 
presentation. 

There was one scenario when 
there were two guys living 
together in college, and had 



Town 



become best friends. During the 
presentation, the one guy told the 
other that he was gay. He was 
very mad because he had not 
told him before. All of a sudden, 
the one hated the other, as if he 
was any different after he had 
told him then, than before. 

This scenario made me think 
very much. I believe the guy 
was mad, not because of his 
friend's being gay, but because 
he was very ignorant about 
homosexuality. When people do 
not know about something, they 
are afraid of it. 

College is a place like none 
other, where people get to meet 
different types of people. Most 
people have black or Asian 
friends, and if they are best 
friends, would do almost 
anything for them. Most people 
could accept having a black 
roommate before accepting a gay 
or lesbian one. The reason 
society is violent towards 
homosexuals is because society 



is afraid of what it does not 
know about and does not under- 
stand. 

I have black friends, and if I 
am walking around on campus 
with them, or eating dinner in the 
cafeteria with them, people think 
nothing of it. However, if I was 
in the same situation with my 
gay or lesbian friends, we all get 
weird looks, and I can hear them 
whispering. These people do not 
even know my friends, but hate 
them because they suspect them 
to be gay. If they sat down with 
them and talked to them, they 
would find that they are great 
people, and would come to love 
them as I do. 

I close with one question, that 
only you, the reader, can answer 
truthfully in your own mind: If 
the majority of society changed 
from heterosexual to homo- 
sexual, would you want to be 
treated as terribly as the 
homosexuals in today's society 
are? Name Withheld 




Due to the number of Letter's to 
the Editor this week, some of 
them could not be run in their 

entirety. Therefore, these letters 

will appear in the next issue of 

the Call (December 10). All 

letters can be turned into the 

Call office before 200 p.m. on 

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by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Clarion University is 
preparing for a review of its 
accreditation by the Middle 
States Association of Colleges 
and Schools (MSA). The MSA 
team is scheduled to visit 
campus April 18-21, 1993. The 
MSA team's report will go on to 
the Commission of Higher 
Education for Middle States. A 
positive recommendation would 
give the university a ten year 
accreditation with a periodic 
review after five years. 

Dr. William Sharpe, 
professor of chemistry and chair 
of the Clarion University Middle 
States Steering Committee, said, 
"This is a chance for the 
university to take an 
introspective look at itself," 
adding, "the whole idea of the 
evaluation is to improve our 
ability to carry out the mission 
and goals of Clarion University. 

According to the first 
draft of the institutional self- 
study booklet, CUP currently 
holds accreditations or approvals 
from: MSA, National Council 
for Accreditation of Teacher 
Education, National League for 
Nursing, American Library 
Association, American Speech- 
Language-Hearing Association, 
American Chemical Society, 
University and College 
Counselling Centers Board of 
Accreditation. 

Also from the report, 
CUP's College of Arts and 
Sciences anticipates more 
enrollment and will develop 
more minors as resources permit. 
The College of Business 
Administration is likely to 
emphasize outreach programs, 
expand curriculum in 
international business and 
greater stress on courses in 
technology and quality 
management. The College of 
Communication, Computer 
Information Science, and Library 
Science expects growing 
enrollment and says it may be 
necessary to cap enrollment until 
additional faculty and laboratory 
facilities become available. 
During 1992-93, departments 



will prioritize activities and seek 
cost-control measures. The 
College of Education and 
Human Services hopes to 
include an interdisciplinary 
program in gerontology, a 
concentration in neurogenics, 
teaching certification in 
computer science, and, if 
finances permit, accreditation of 
the graduate program in 
Rehabilitative Sciences. The 
School of Nursing expects 
increasing applications from 
outside the immediate area, 
requiring consideration of 
housing arrangements. Under 
consideration is a plan which 
would include gerontology and a 
nurse practitioner program. All 
of these are only highlights from 
the questionnaire responses from 
the academic deans. 

The report also states 
1992-93 will bring new 
initiatives in the university's 
ongoing attempts to increase 
diversity among its students, 
faculty and staff. 

The final self-study 
report is expected to be in the 
range of 200 pages, including 
text, tables and references. All 
members of the university 
community will have access to a 
copy of the first draft of the 
report for review. Meetings will 
then be held between the steering 
committee and the individual 
subcommittees and the advisory 
council. These will be followed 
by public meetings with the 
entire university community. 
After these meetings, the final 
draft of the institutional self- 
study will be prepared. "We 
have stressed that we want as 
much input as possible from the 
university community," said 
Sharpe. 

Sharpe estimates that 
nearly 100 people are directly 
participating in the self-study 
process through subcommittees. 
The steering committee members 
are Clarion University President 
Diane L. Reinhard as an ex 
officio member; John Kuhn, 
provost and academic vice 
president; Helen Lepke, 
associate vice president for 
academic affairs; Thomas 
Gusler, assistant academic vice 



president; Joseph Grunenwald, 
dean of the College of Business 
Administration; faculty 

members, in addition to Sharpe, 
include Arthur Barlow, Enid 
Dennis, Edward Grejda, Pamela 
Lawrence, Glenn McElhattan, 
and Joanne Washington-Law; 
Dana Still, a member of the 
Clarion University Council of 
Trustees; and Clarion University 
Student Senate presidents 
Monica Douglas and Brain 
Hoover. 

According to the first 
draft of the report, by the time of 
the MSA evaluation in the spring 
of 1993, Clarion University can 
begin to assess the effectiveness 
of the new planning structure 
and its success in moving the 
institution toward its strategic 
goals. 

The sub committe on programs 
concluded its review with a final 
recommendation on the 
deployment of academic 
resources at CUP. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Clarion is preparing for an accreditation review. 



Student aid rises 



by Jodi Seely 
News Writer 



Universities across America, 
including Clarion, are set to 
receive more federal financial 
aid. 

President Bush signed into law 
the "Higher Education 
Amendments of 1992" to expand 
the loan program. 

This program will come into 
effect July 1, 1993 and will 
control all facets of student aid 
for the next five years. 

There will be big changes in 
the system of financial aid. 
Everyone will be affected except 
freshmen. 

One of the new changes states 
that everyone is now eligible for 
loans because the instructional 
support fee is increasing. More 
students are also eligible for 
PELL Grants. 

The reauthorization also 
includes a New Early 
Intervention Program. 
An unsubsidized loan program 



for the middle class will be 
available. This will especially 
help out-of-state students. 

There is an expansion of 
eligibility for middle class 
families. This means that more 
of the population are considered 
needy. 

A single needs analysis 
formula will be achieved to aid 
single students. 

The government is making it 
easier for the students to fill out 
the forms. There is one form 
required for both eligibility of 
need and for loans. It is called 
FAFSA (Free Application for 
Federal Student Aid). 

Student Supplemental Loans 
for Students are now offered to 
independent students. Starting 
next year, all graduate students 
are considered independent. 

One-course students can now 
get a loan. 

As for the parents, they can 
borrow the full year tuition 
money at one time, providing 
their credit is good. 



With more money available, 
students can receive more money 
during their educational year. 

A first year student can borrow 
up to $2,625 under the Federal 
Stafford Loan Program, the same 
amount as currently. A second 
year student may get as much as 
$3,500, up $875. A $1,500 
increase is available to third and 
fourth year students, establishing 
the maximum at $5,500. 
Graduate students can borrow an 
additional $1,000 dollars, raising 
the total to $8,500. 

Under the Federal v 
Supplemental Loans for Students 
(FSL) program, the amount 
available to first and second year 
students remains in place at 
$4,000. Students from the third 
year and up may borrow an extra 
$1,000 over the current level. 
Graduate students may receive 
an another $2,500, up to a total 
of $10,000. 

Perkins, SEOG and College 
Work Study loans all stayed the 
same. 



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Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted by 
Public Safety for the week of November 9 through November 16. 

On Nov. 10, at approximately 7:50 p.m., a report to Public Safety indicated 
that someone removed the room number signs from rooms 328 and 329 in the 
Peirce Science building. 

A squirrel skin was placed on the door knob of a student in Wilkinson Hall 
by an unknown person on Nov. 1 1. Several students exchanged angry words 
with each other. This is currentlty under investigation. 

A hit and run accident was reported on Nov. 1 1 at around 9:00 p.m. in 
parking lot K. There are no suspects at this time. 

On Nov. 12, at around 11:51 p.m., a bulletin board in the main lobby of 
Ballentine Hall was damaged when it was removed from the wall. A suspect 
has been identified and will be charged with criminal mischief. 

A fire alarm was pulled on third floor of Wilkinson Hall on Nov. 11 at 
around 5:36 a.m. This incident is currently under investigation. 

At 7:20 a.m. on Nov. 13, Public Safety officers were called to parking lot J, 
where a fight was reported in progress. Upon arrival, officers found two 
individuals who were only arguing but were fighting previously. The 
individuals will be cited for disorderly conduct. 

A black Panasonic camcorder with a battery charger was removed from the 
Educational Opportunities Program office sometime between the hours of 
4:00 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. on Nov. 13. An investigation is pending. 

Around 3:40 a.m. on Nov. 14, a fire alarm was activated on the fourth floor 
of Campbell Hall. The incident is under investigation. 

A theft was reported on the sixth floor of Nair Hall. Unknown actors 
entered a room and stole five compact discs and went through the property of 
one of the room occupants. The room was not locked. Public Safety has 
several suspects at this time. Charges are pending. 



A case of criminal mischief was reported at around 4:50 a.m. on Nov. 15. 
Unknown actors stuffed toilet paper in the sink and shower drains on the third 
floor of Campbell Hall. The water was then turned on, causing a flood which 
leaked through to the second and first floors. The incident is under 
investigation. 

On Nov. 15 at around 9:00 p.m., a theft was reported in the female restroom 
of Hart Chapel. The feminine napkin holder was forced open and unknown 
actors removed money, tampons and pads. An investigation is pending. 

A theft of a New Jersey license plate was reported to Public Safety. The 
plate was removed from a vehicle in parking lot B sometime between 6:00 
p.m., Nov. 14 and 1:00 a.m., Nov. 15. The registration number is GWV-69D. 

Between the hours of 12:00 and 1:00 p.m. on Nov. 14, a theft was reported 
in the female locker room in Tippin Gym. Two females had money stolen 
from their lockers, totaling $43.00. The lockers were not locked at the time. 
Public Safety is investigating. 

A purse and wallet were reported stolen from the room of a student on the 
fourth floor of Nair Hall. The purse was black suede leather, small-medium 
size with a strap. The purse is valued at approximately S20. The wallet is a 
medium colored brown leather, man's style wallet, valued at around S15. 

A fire alarm pull station was activated on the ground floor of Wilkinson 
Hall on Nov. 16 at around 1:46 a.m. The incident is under investigation. 

On Nov. 16 at approximately 1:10 a.m.. Public Safety was notified that 
someone removed the new Stevens Hall sign from its post. The sign has been 
recovered and installed. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, please 
contact Public Safely at 226-2111. 



Blaze guts house 



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by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



No injuries were reported as a 
fire blazed through a house on 
Fern Street early Wednesday 
morning. 

A bedroom and kitchen were 
gutted and the rest of the house 
damaged by heat and smoke at 
213 Fern Street, according to 
Dr. Louis Tripodi, spokesperson 
for the Clarion Volunteer Fire 
Department. 

. Clarion Control received the 
call at approximately 3:37 a.m. 
Wednesday morning. Clarion 
volunteer firemen were on route 
by approximately 3:40 and 
arrived at the scene around 3:43. 
Although there was no specific 
cause identifiable by press time, 
it is believed that the fire began 
in the kitchen. The fire will be 
investigated by a state fire 
marshall. 

About 25 volunteer firemen, 
arrived on the scene with two 
pumper trucks and a rescue 
truck. 

The fire was brought under 
control around 4:30 a.m. and the 
department left the scene at 5:38. 
Five university students live in 
the house, but only four were 
present when the blaze broke 
out. 

The next afternoon, damage 
was extensive as deep black 
smoke marks marred the white 
exterior of the structure. 

Charred clothes lie scattered on 
the floor, turned out of a box in 
the back bedroom. The melted 
remains of a television set still 
stared at the remnants of the 
room from a corner, while the 
springs showed through a 
destroyed bed pushed up against 
the scorched wall. 

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A fire ripped through this house on Fern Street early 
Wednesday morning. No one was injured. 

dominating the room. 

Seared pots and pans sat half 
submerged in a kitchen sink 
overflowing with ashes. The 
countertop was not visible 
through the fire damage heaped 
upon it. 
Out front, a bookbag and a few 
wrinkled paper towels with tiny 
spots of blood rested on the 
porch leading to the house, the 
screen door still open. 



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glass now shattered. The floor 
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A puddle of water still 
remained underneath the debris- 
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still pushed in and upright. The 
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Youth vote aids Clinton 



NSNS-Unquestionably, 
historians will view the youth 
vote as a crucial component of 
Bill Clinton's landslide victory 
in the recent presidential 
election. 

For the first time in history, 
college students were targetd by 
a presidential candidate and their 
needs were addressed seriously. 
The strategy paid big dividends. 

Exit polls from the major news 
networks showed Clinton 
claiming 50 percent from 
fulltime students, while Bush 
won only 35 percent and Perot, 
15 percent. 

Repeatedly throughout the 
long campaign, Clinton 
recognized college students as a 
viable voting block. To gain 
their support, he appeared on 
such youth oriented 
programming as MTV and "The 
Arsenio Hall Show." 

Clinton also spoke at numerous 
college campuses, addressing 
such important concerns as the 
availability of student loans and 
future employment for college 
graduates. 

Students responded to the 
attention by voting in record 
numbers. 

"I think that young people had 
a lot of the same questions that 
other people had in terms of 



worrying about the economy, the 
job market, AIDS and the 
environment. So, [Clinton] just 
sort of answered their 
questions," said Jamie Harmon, 
national president of the College 
Democrats. 

As an organization, the 
College Democrats stepped up 
voter registration efforts from a 



How Fulltime Students Voted 
in the 1992 Election 




Source: Voter Research 
and Surveys 



50% 
Clinton 



35% 
Bush 



15% 
Perot 



By Ragani Harris 

National Student News Service 

total of 55 campuses in the 1988 
election to 1,200 campuses this 
year. 

Since 1972, the first year that 
18-year-olds were permitted to 
vote, turnout among youths has 
steadily declined, reaching an all 
time low of 36 percent in 1988. 
"This year, there was a 



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complete difference," Harmon 
said. "We saw a skyrocketing 
interest in politics in general, and 
in Bill Clinton and the 
Democratic Party in particular." 
According to Harmon, 
approximately 17 million 18 to 
24 year-olds voted in the 
election, and many felt 
empowered as a result. 

"I am extremely pleasesd at the 
voter turnout," said Chanette 
Papillon-Perry, a junior at Mills 
College. "I am happy that so 
many young people voted; I 
think it was an all time high." 

Many young people also are 
excited by the prospect of 
Clinton's education platform. 

"The most important thing 
would be the National Service 
Trust Fund, which basically 
would allow people to pay off 
their student loan debts through 
community service, and I think 
that's very significant," Harmon 
said. 

Clinton also has proposed 
longer time periods to pay off 
student loan debts and universal 
acceptability, meaning that all 
students would be eligible to 
receive college loans. 



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Updates on Clarion 

University graduates and life 

after college. 

Mark Power joined John 
Brady Design Consultants, a 
graphics design firm located 
in Pittsbrurgh. He was hired 
as manager of corporate 
communications. 

Prior to his move, Power 
was employed as public 
relations manager at Duquesne 
Systems in Pittsburgh. 

"Several of our clients have 
indicated a need for assistance 
with planning and 
implementing public relations 
programs, "said John Brady, 
president of John Brady 
Design Consultants. "By 
having Mark on staff with his 
level of experience -- 
especially in Pittsburgh's high 
technology -- we feel we'll be 
able to add another level of 
service to new and existing 
clients." 

Before working at Duquesne 
Systems, Power was 
employed as publications 
editor at Swanson Analysis 
Systems Inc., a software 
company in Pittsburgh. 

Power graduated from 
Clarion in 1984. 

Barbara L. Burtell was 
named Deputy State Treasurer 
for the Commonwealth of 
Pennsylvania, according to an 
announcement by State 
Treasurer G. Davis Greene Jr. 

Greene said that Burtell will 
work on research and 
development of programs 
involving the Treasury 
department. 

"Ms. Greene will be 
assisting me in my work on 
several of the boards and 
commissions in which I am 
particularly interested, such as 
two major pension funds, the 
Delaware River Port Authority 
and the Pennsylvania Housing 



Finance Agency," Greene 
said. 

Before being elevated to the 
deputy state treasurer position, 
she was the director of the 
bureau of Cash Management 
and Investments and oversaw 
a $5.5 billion investment 
portfolio, managed a $100 
billion cash flow, was 
responsible for the 
maintenance of the state's $4.5 
billion long term debt and 
commercial paper program 
and coordination of the checks 
written every day by the 
department through the state 
bank accounts. 

Burtell graduated from 
Clarion in 1981 with a 
Bachelor of Science degree in 
Economics and Finance and 
received a MBA from 
Pennsylvania State University. 

While an undergraduate at 
Clarion, Burtell was on the 
board of directors of the 
Clarion University Alumni 
Association and the Clarion 
University Foundation, 

Burtell said, "My 
undergraduate experience at 
Clarion was a very positive 
one for a number of reasons. I 
received a tremendous 
education. There are so many 
opportunities to get involved 
both inside and outside the 
classroom. These oppor- 
tunities helped to enrich the 
total experience. I believe 
that you get as much out of 
your education as you put into 
it." 



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CUP looks for ancient life 




by Mike Buser 
News Writer 



Steve Kenny/Clarion Call 
Dr. Frank Vento found evidence of prehistoric occupation 
in the Delaware River Valley. 



Prehistoric occupation of the 
Delaware River Valley has been 
found by Dr. Frank Vento, chair 
of the geography and earth 
science department. 

Vento found evidence of 
prehistoric occupation at depths 
from 16 to 22 feet below the 
ground surface. Vento said, 
"The National Park Service 
wants to know where to find 
prehistoric remains at deep 
depths. Clarion was selected for 
this contract because of our 
success in study of the 
Susquehanna River basin." 

Vento saw three main purposes 
for Clarion's involvement in the 
project, including studying the 
evolution of the Delaware River, 
determining areas that may yield 
archaeological resources buried 
deep underground, to study the 



AIDS service planned 



by Kelley Mahoney 
News Writer 



In honor of National AIDS 
Awareness Day, the Clarion 
AIDS Network has planned an 
AIDS Memorial Service to be 
held Dec. 1 at 7:00 p.m. 

"We are hoping to get 
everyone involved in this 
service," said Douglas Mortimer, 
a representative of the Clarion 
AIDS Network. "We need to get 
support, plus [we need] to 
educate the public on AIDS 
awareness." 

This year's observance theme, 
"We remember, we celebrate, we 
believe," supports the network's 
main goals. 

"We want to get our message 
out and our organization 
known," Mortimer said. "We 
want not only to support those 



living with or dealing with the 
[HIV] virus, but to educate those 
who are unaware." 

The Clarion students are 
welcome to join the service also. 
"We want students to help 
support us," Mortimer said. 

The service is scheduled to 
begin at 6:30 p.m. with a 
gathering at the Immaculate 
Conception church on Main 
Street. The group will then walk 
down through town to the county 
courthouse, where the actual 
services will get underway. 
Services include guest speakers, 
musical performances and a 
candle lighting ceremony. 

"We are in the process of 
scheduling our speakers," 
Mortimer said. "We are trying to 
have one who is living with the 
virus, plus one of our active 
organization members. Also 



being planned are support group 
sessions for the public." 

"I ftel that there are too many 
who are unaware. We want our 
main goals of support and 
education known to the public," 
said Mortimer. 

The AIDS Network holds a 
meeting every month and 
"everyone is welcome to attend," 
Mortimer said. "Especially 
students. We want to work 
together with them so that we 
can be informed of campus 
related AIDS activities that are 
scheduled." 

The final plans will be available 
closer to the ceremony's date. 



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ancient populations and studying 
the Delaware River's 
association with climactic 
changes over the past 15,000 
years. 

"We are looking at how the 
Delaware River responded to 
climactic changes. 12,000 to 
14,000 years ago, it was a 
braided river. After the glacier 
retreated and the climate 
ameliorated, it established its 
meandering course," said Vento. 
Vento also said, "Over the last 
10,000 years it had many 
episodes of warm and dry and 
warm and moist periods which 
are recorded by soils/sediments. 
We want to identify [that] those 
events happened." 

The contract runs through Oct. 
1993, when the final evaluation 
is due to the National Park 
Service. 

During the past two years, 
Clarion has received "25 cultural 
resource management contracts 
amounting to over $200,000," 
according to a University 
Relations release. 

Such contracts provide 
consulting services to private 
businesses and to local, state and 
federal agencies. Many also 
provide service to the 
community. 

Local consultations include 
work in Knox Industrial Park, 
the Clarion pipeline project, 
work on the Little Toby Creek 



mine abatement. Gravel Lick 
boat access tract, the East Brady 
sewage treatment plant, bridges 
in Foxburg and New Bethlehem 
and the Sandy Creek Industrial 
Park located in Franklin. 

The projects provide valuable 
field and laboratory experience 
for Clarion geology, geography 
and anthropology students who 
work as field technicians and 
research assistants. 

"All of the projects were 
directed to Clarion University by 
the state [and] all were subject to 
competitive bidding or were 
subcontracted through another 
company," said Vento. 

Currently Vento and Dr. Robert 
McKay, associate professor of 
geography and earth science, are 
working as consultants for a 
proposed expansion of the Corry 
Fish Hatchery. 

The project is conducted under 
a contract with the Pennsylvania 
Fish Commission. 

Vento and McKay are looking 
at wetland and cultural 
consequences of the further 
development at the hatchery and 
other sites. Assisting on this 
evaluation are Dr. Roger 
McPherson and Dr. Jghn 
Williams of the biology 
department. 

Studies are conducted upon the 
request of the fish commission 
whenever they seek to manage 
new projects. 



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State 

$56 million shortfall for Philly 

The city of Philadelphia is 
looking for cuts in services to 
offset a projected $56.4 million 
budget deficit. 

Mayor Ed Rendell's 
administration formally reported 
the expected shortfall to the state 
authority, overseeing city 
finances. 

The city said tax revenue is 
running $20 million short and 
expenses are $36.4 million more 
than expected, largely because of 
the cost of caring for abused and 
neglected children. 



Opponents urge Casey to ban 
pigeon shoot 

Animal rights advocates today 
delivered about 10,000 letters to 
Governor Casey urging him to 
help ban a live pigeon shoot. 

At a news conference at the 
capitol in Harrisburg, opponents 
called on the general assembly 
and Casey to stop the Labor Day 
shoot in Hegins, Schuylkill 
county. 

State representative Saurman 
(R-Montgomery County) said his 
bill to ban the shoot probably 
won't pass this session, which 
ends November 30. But he said 
he will reintroduce the measure 
in January. 



Death of D.J.'s wife 
ruled suicide 

The Montgomery County 
coroner has ruled that the death 
of the estranged wife of 
Philadelphia radio personality 
John Debella was a suicide, not 
an accident. 34 year-old Annette 
Debella was found dead, Oct. 17, 
in her car which was parked with 
the engine running in the closed 
garage of her suburban Bryn 
Mawr home. The coroner, Dr. 
Halbert Fillinger, said Mrs. 
Debella's judgement was 
impaired by a blood alcohol 
level of .21 percent, more than 
twice the legal limit defining 
intoxication. In making the 
ruling, Fillinger said he took into 
account Mrs. Debella's state of 
mind, based on statements from 
friends. 



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19 year case finally ends 

An Arizona man who was 
sentenced to death in the 
slayings of his two young 
daughters 19 years ago, but later 
given a new trial, is set to enter a 
plea agreement to avert a fourth 
trial. 

An attorney for former mesa 
cab driver John Henry Knapp 
said the agreement calls for 
Knapp to plead no contest to two 
counts of second degree murder 
but to be released after having 
served nearly 16 years behind 
bars. 

Larry Hammond, who has led 
Knapp's defense, said Maricopa 
County attorney Rick Romle 
offered the plea on Friday. 



Tourists attacked 
in Orlando area 

Authorities in the Orlando, Fla. 
area are looking for suspects in 
the latest attacks on tourists in 
the region. 

Officials said two families 
vacationing on Osceola County's 
tourist strip were terrorized late 
Sunday by a trio of gun- wedding 
robbers who gagged and tied up 
three of them. 

The robbery at the Park Inn 
International netted the bandits 
about $1,100 in cash, along with 
jewelry, cameras and a radio. 

Victim Harvey Smith of 
Herrin, 111. said he was accosted 
by two men with revolvers as he 
carried luggage into his room. 

He said he and his wife were 
bound and gagged. 




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compiled by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Shippensburg broadcasts 
teleconference 

The Slate 

A national teleconference 
entitled "Enhancing Race 
Relations on Campuses" was 
broadcast in Shippen Hall on 
Shippensburg University's 
campus on Wednesday. 

The teleconference, nationally 
sponsored by Black Issues in 
Higher Education, was broadcast 
from Washington D.C. and was 
picked up by satelliteby colleges 
and universities across the 
country. 

"Promoting Inter-Minority 
Student Relations" will be one 
topic addressed. 



Lock Haven administration 
changes security policy 

The Eagle Eyt 

A growing seige mentality on 
Lock Haven's campus has 
prompted university 

administration to reconsider the 
new residence hall security 
policies that they implemented in 
October. 

On Oct. 28, a special ad hoc 
committee comprised of Student 
Cooperative Council Inc. (SCC) 
senators and Residence Hall 
Association (RHA) 

representatives met with Dr. 
Joseph Marron, dean of Student 
Affairs, to discuss possible 
changes to the newly created 
security policies. Marron said 
that student ideas would be taken 
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BYU to increase quality of of 
undergraduate teaching 

Intercollegiate Press 

Brigham Young University's 
Faculty Center recently launched 
a renewed effort to increase the 
quality of undergraduate 
teaching. The newly recreated 
center became a reality only after 
two years of hard work by 
concerned faculty. 

Thomas J. DeLong, associate 
dean of General and Honors 
Education, said he and Donald 
K. Jarvis, director of the faculty 
center, attended a conference 22 
months ago, the Professional and 
Organizational Development 
Network in Higher Education, 
for directors of faculty centers 
throughout the country. 

After the 1991 conference 
attended by DeLong and Jarvis, 
BYU's administration showed a 
great deal of interest in 
preliminary discusion about 
funding a center, Lynn Sorenson- 
Pierce, administrative assistant 
of the faculty center, said. 

Jarvis was given university 
funds to do a nationwide study 
on faculty development. He 
completed a book titled Junior 
Faculty Development, published 
in the summer of 1991. 



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Married... " I Herman [Flying Blind I Woops! q~~ 



Movie: "Deadly Matrimony (1992) Brian Dennehy. q 



Movie: •••'/; "The Wild One "(1954) Marlon Brando. 



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WWF Survivor Series Showdown 



Movie: »*'/2 "Three Men and a Little Lady" (1990) PG 



Movie: **Vi "Meeting Venus "(1991) Glenn Close, q 



Looney 



Physicians 



Looney 



Milestones 



Muppet Musicians 



Jrnl, of Med. 



Family 



Movie: »* "House Party 2 



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Cardiology 



Van Dyke 



Medicine 



Counterstrike "Cyborg" (R) 



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News 



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Paid Prog. 



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11:30 



Kids in Hall 



Cheers q 



Night Court 



12:00 



"Grifters" 



Ent. Tonight 



Cur. Affair 



Magnum, P.I. 



Love Con. 



Paid Prog- 



Suspect 



Baywatch q 



Perspective 



New WKRP 



Movie: "... And Justice for All" (1979) 'R 



Sportscenter 



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Movie: »*'/2 "Two Evil Eyes' (1990) Adrienne Barbeau 



1991) Rq 



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OB-Gyn. 



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Hi, I'm Home 



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Lifestories 



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Donahue (In Stereo) q 



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People Ct. 



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Movie: »»*V; "The Wild One (1954) 



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Movie: **** "M'A'S'H" (1970) Donald Sutherland. PG' 



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WEDNESDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 25, 1992 



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(3 00) Movie: Qrganzatn Munsch 



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The Clarion Call - 11-19-92- Page 11 




Gospelfest '92 shining through at Clarion 



by Eric Jones 
Features Writer 



Joy and spirit expressed in 
unique African American Gospel 
Culture will linger throughout 
the Gemmell multi-purpose 
room this Saturday, November 
21 at 1:00 p.m. 

The Clarion University Lift 
Every Voice Choir (LEV) will 
present Gospelfest '92 featuring 
among others, the professional 
and innovative gospel group 
known as "The Poets Four 
Christ" (P4C). 

P4C is a unique gospel group 
from Philadelphia, PA. They 
offer a "distinctive and 
captivating" sound mainly 
because they express their gospel 
in the form of rap music. The 
group consists of four rappers, 
Rashid Goins, Sheldon Milligan, 
Keith Autry and Darnell Young. 
The group also consists of four 
musicians: Kevin Arther 
(keyboards), Tony Goins 
(percussion), Donald Mitchell 
(dee jay) and musical director 
Julian Brown. 

LEV advisor Vanessa Watkins 
said, "Since rap is such a popular 
music form right now, we 
thought P4C would appeal to the 
youth on Clarion's campus. 



The group has performed at 
events such as the Philadelphia 
Black Reunion Celebration, 
WDAS Unity Day Celebration 
and the Afro-American Museum 
Political Extravaganza. With 
such a long list of performances, 
they are expected to give CUP 
students and faculty a good 
show. LEV Choir member Kari 
King said, "The Group (P4C) 
will be inspirational because 
they have a different style geared 
toward educating people of the 
Christian Belief." 

Among other performing 
groups will be the Lock Haven 
Gospel Choir, the Mt. Nebo 
Choir and Clarion's Lift Every 
Voice Choir. 

Also performing a solo and 
delivering a sermon will be 
Reverend Calvin Hooks of 
Huntingdon, PA. 

Watkins said, "This program 
will showcase different types of 
gospel music and express 
African American Gospel 
Culture through song." Tickets 
are on sale for $1.00 at 25 Becht 
Hall or pay $2.00 admission at 
the door. Drinks and 
refreshments will be served and 
all are welcome to attend. 




"■•'*•■■■■•■■■■ ■--■■••'■•-"^ 



Press release photo 
The members of Poets Four Christ will bring their brand of gospel rap to the campus in 
Gospelfest '92. The group is originally from Philadelphia, PA. Along with them will be 
several other groups performing on the day. 



" Seagull " flies high and spells success 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Life is full of hopes and 
dreams. As young adults, people 
look up to their peers and are 
influenced by their ideas, lives 
and careers. Sometimes our 
hopes and dreams don't come 
true. This is called reality. 

The lights became dim, as the 
audience waited in anticipation 
for the play "The Seagull" to 
begin. The play began in a 
Russian town at the Sorin's 
estate. The estate overlooked a 
clear lake that the seagulls 
soared over and the characters 
were drawn to the lake like the 
seagulls. 

Unhappiness, confusion, and 
love are feelings each of the 
characters feel on stage. A young 
couple, Constantine and Nina, 
were in love and wanted to be 
famous people like their peers. 




Public affairs photo 
Michael Martain and Jennifer Clark play Constantine and 
Arkadina in "The Seagull." The play will be running 
through Saturday at the Little Theater in Marwick Boyd. 



Their innovative ideas were 
mocked by society. The couple 
begins to see that the people they 
look up to are "spoiled by 
success." The dreams and goals 
the couple once shared became 
only memories as they ran 
through trial and error trying to 
find the only thing that made 
them happy, the seagulls on the 
lake. 

Symbolism was used 
throughout the play. The seagull 
was the link to the characters: 
youth, serenity, sanity and life. 

The costumes the characters 
wore brought out the 
personalities. The character of 
Arkadina wore colorful, formal 
clothing. This costume made her 
character carry a highclass 
attitude. While Nina wore white, 
frilly clothing that made her look 
innocent and young. The make- 
up and casting of the characters 



helped make this presentation 
come alive and seem realistic. 

The furniture used in the 
production added to the time 
period the production was trying 
to reach. Old camel back trunks, 
straight back couches and white 
cherry dining room suits were 
used to recreate the early 20th 
century. 

The acting was dramatic and 
very moving. The audience 
responded to the acting as the 
lights came on and tears were 
streaming down their faces. 

"The Seagull" was directed by 
Dr. Mary Hardwick. Ten CUP 
students and two faculty 
members assembled the cast 

"There's no business, like 
show business." And Clarion's 
production of Chekhov's "The 
Seagull" proved that the actors 
know their business when it 
comes to acting. 



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-In October, a British 
dermatologist reported that a 26- 
year-old female patient, involved 
in hormone therapy to get rid of 
excess facial hair, suddenly 
became sexually irresistible to 
her pet rottweiler. The doctor, 
writing in the medical journal 
The Lancet, said the dog "would 
not leave her alone" and 
attributed its behavior to changes 
in the woman's skin secretions. 

-An eight-month study at the 
University of Iowa Hospital, 
released in July, reported that 
personnel working with patients 
wash their hands less than half as 
often as rules require. Resulting 
infections, according to the 
report published in the , may 
cost $10 billion a year. 

-Science News reported in 

Movie Review; 



January that male members of a 
remote Amazonian tribe called 
the Achuar Jivaro drink an 
herbal tea each morning that 
contains as much caffeine as five 
cups of coffee, but then, in a 
"macho ritual," vomit most of it 
up in order to avoid the effects of 
overdose. 

-In September, the Smell and 
Taste Treatment and Research 
Foundation reported the 
development of an odor that 
makes gamblers bet more. In a 
study in Las Vegas, slot 
machines outfitted to emit the 
odor racked up 45 percent more 
business. The neurologist who 
conducted the study predicted 
that the scent will become 
widely used in Las Vegas. 

-Swedish Justice Minister Gun 
Hellsvik came under criticism in 



October over a rehabilitation 
program established to help 
prison inmates adjust to society. 
The program included an in- 
prison session to teach inmates 
skeet shooting— by letting them 
practice with shotguns. 

-In October, an envelope 
containing $15,000 in cash was 
left, anonymously, on a chair at 
the Detroit IRS office with the 
instruction to apply it "to reduce 
the national debt." 

-A 16-year-old boy was 
arrested in Kansas City, 
Missouri, in August and charged 
with the armed robbery of a 
jewelry store, during which he 
allegedly shot two people. 
Police said his motive was to 
acquire enough money to settle 
fines for his overdue library 
books at school. 



-In April, a Franciscan friar, 
Father Bede Ferrara, handed out 
coupons in Somerville, 
Massachusetts, offering his 
parishioners "50 percent off of 
the penance for whatever sins 
they confess. He said he thought 
his parishioners needed a boost 
because of economic woes in the 
area and so offered them the 
opportunity to atone for a sin by, 
for example, doing only 15 Hail 
Marys instead of 30. 

-In July, Broward County, 
Florida Judge Robert Zack found 
topless hot dog vendor Terri 
Cortina not guilty of indecent 
exposure. Zack read the law 
aloud in court, noting that it is 
illegal "for any person to expose 
or exhibit HIS sexual organs." 
Said Zack, "I don't think this 
lady has male sexual organs. I 
(have) no choice (but to release 
her)." 

-In August, Tobias Allen of 
Seattle, Washington, a pen pal of 
convicted murderer John Wayne 
Gacy, released for sale his new 
board game Serial Killer 
(suggested price $49.95). The 
players make choices as to high- 



Dracula: The " Godfather" of Darkness 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



Bram Stoker's 
"Dracula" 

Starring: Gary Oldman 
Winona Ryder 
Produced and Directed: 

Francis Ford Coppola 
Rated R **** Stars 



There are virtually hundreds of 
versions of the Dracu la/Vampire 
idea on film and in literature. 
Since the days of Bella Lugosi 
with the plastic fangs, audiences 
have been attracted to the blood- 
sucking creature and, in fact, 
there are many who believe in 
the vampire's existence today. 

Director Francis Ford Coppola 
has chosen to use the novel that 
started it all, Bram Stoker's 
Dracula, for his interpretation of 
the vampire genre. What he 
gives us is his best film since the 
"Godfather" sagas hit the 
theaters in the seventies. 



Coppola doesn't totally follow 
the book, though. He uses 
Stoker's images of darkness and 
horror but adds some 
characteristics to Dracula that 
are somewhat new. This Dracula 
is more beast-like at times and 
extremely sexual to his victims. 
Count Dracula's friend is the 
wolf and he keeps slut-like 
demons in his basement for play. 

Coppola also allows us to see 
the origin of the Count's curse 
and how he became the creature 
of the night whose soul cannot 
rest. This film depicts being a 
vampire as a disease of the 
blood, almost blaming lust and 
desires as a predecessor of losing 
yourself to Dracula's evil 
innuendo* and spells. One 



cannot help but to compare it to 
today's horrible AIDS epidemic 
overtoned in this picture. 

Gary Oldman portrays Count 
Dracula, whose character 
assumes many different forms 
whether young, old or beast-like. 
Oldman is brilliant in the role of 
Dracula and should be 
considered for an Oscar 
nomination next year. This 
ominous character of the 
vampire is a dream role for any 
actor and is a far cry from 
Oldman's last role which was 
Lee Harvey Oswald in last year's 
"JFK." 

Dracula's object of lust is 
Mina, who is well-played by 
Winona Ryder, a woman who is 
already dark and alluring. 



Unfortunately, Keanu Reeves 
just doesn't work in his role as 
Mina's husband. He seems to 
look confused most of the time. 

Anthony Hopkins is his usual 
stunning self as Dr. Van Helsing. 
His Oscar was well-earned for 
last year's "Silence of the 
Lambs" role. In Dracula, he is 
again witty and "dead" serious at 
me .>ame time, excuse the pun. 

What Francis Ford Coppola 
accomplishes is an extremely 
powerful film that proves he is 
the best director working today. 
His film-making is visually and 
all-together brilliant. 

Dracula is at the Cranberry 
Mall and Clarion theaters. 



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plastic babies are game pieces 
representing victims. The game 
is packaged in a body bag. 

-Joe Albert Ruiz, 19, was 
arrested in Santa Maria, 
California, in September. Police 
said he had broken into a car in 
the middle of the night and was 
in the trunk, disconnecting the 
rear speakers, when the trunk 
closed on him, locking him in. 
Neighbors reported strange 
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"Improving the quality of education 

instead of the look of the campus." 



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Deck the halls with teddy bears 



by Dawn Sams 
Features Writer 



Are you looking for something 
to do to get you in the holiday 
spirit? Well there's no need to 
look any further. On Thursday, 
December 10, you are invited to 
the Gemmell Student Complex 
to "deck the halls" to help 
benefit needy children in Clarion 
and Venango counties. 

One event in a whole afternoon 
of events is the Teddy Bear 
Contest. Individual students or 
organizations are invited to buy 
and dress up a teddy bear, that 
will be judged by Alpha Phi 
Omega. A ribbon will be given 
to the most original bear, which 
is just one of several categories 
that the bears will be judged on. 

The bears are to be delivered to 
the second floor rotunda of 
Gemmell between 11:30 a.m. 
and 2:00 p.m. The bears will 



then be judged in various 
categories at 2:00 p.m. 
Everyone who participates in the 
event will receive a pin and a 
certificate to acknowledge their 
efforts in helping the children 
who are less fortunate than 
ourselves at Christmas. 

After the judging takes place, 
everyone will be invited to 
listen, and even participate in the 
"music of the season," which 
will be provided by various 
campus groups. Refreshments 
will also be served, courtesy of 
the Panhellenic Association. 
The caroling will take place from 
2:00 p.m. until 6:00 p.m. 

The next event, scheduled to 
"Light up" the day, is the annual 
tree lighting ceremony. Dj. 
Reinhard will do the honors at 
6:00 p.m. The tree will be lit, 
student organizations will be 
honored and the bears are going 
to be donated to benefit the 



Children and Youth Services of 
Clarion and Venango Counties. 
"This is just one way that we can 
assist Dr. Reinhard in her annual 
appeal to help the children," said 
Father Monty Sayers of United 
Campus Ministry. 

The event is sponsored by the 
President's office, Panhellenic 
Council, The Student Alumni 
Association, University 

Activities Board and United 
Campus Ministry. They are 
hoping to start a new tradition as 
we head closer to the first 
Christmas in the new Gemmell 
Student Complex. All of these 
organizations are asking for our 
help in spreading the word about 
the day that will be filled with 
holiday cheer. See you there, as 
Clarion University "lights up" a 
holiday celebration at Gemmell 
Student Complex. Don't be a 
Scrooge, help the needy. 



New Mr. CUP crowned 



by Laura Navas 
Features Writer 



On Wednesday, November 11, 
1992 the Delta Phi Epsilon 
sorority hosted their Fourth 
Annual Mr. CUP Pageant. The 
pageant, which is held to give 
Clarion University men the 
opportunity to come together for 
a fun-filled evening with a good 
cause, raised over $500 for 
Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, the 
National Association for 
Anorexia Nervosa and 
Associated Disorders and the 
Delta Phi Epsilon Scholarship 
Fund. 

Ten Clarion University men 



were sponsored by various 
groups on campus and judged in 
four different categories: the 
boxer short competition, evening 
wear competition, interview 
competition and poise and 
appearance. Stacie Boca, 
organizer of the event, said, "All 
of the contestants put in a lot of 
hard work and time and they 
should all think of themselves as 
winners." However, there can 
only, be one winner and this 
years Mr. CUP is Senior 
Psychology major, Jacquez Gain. 
In honor of his recognition, the 
Delta Phi Epsilon sorority 
presented Gain with a plaque and 



a check for $75. First and 
second runners up in the 
competition were Junior business 
management major, Rich White 
and Senior accounting major, 
Mike Alexander. 

Entertainment for the evening 
was provided by the Clarion 
University Cheerleaders, Dance 
Team, comedian Charles 
Mignanelli, the Delta Phi 
Epsilon Lip syncers and 
performer Holly Seng. 

The Delta Phi Epsilon Sorority 
would like to thank everyone 
who helped to make this year's 
pageant a success. 



Give away a meal for charity 



by Lisa Ijepre 
Features Writer 



The holiday season is drawing 
near once again. As the sights 
and sounds of the Holidays 
surround us, it becomes easy to 
get lost in the anticipation of this 
special time. However, in 
keeping with the spirit of the 
season, it is important to do 
something for someone that will 
contribute to making their 
holiday one to remember. 

The Student Alumni 
Ambassadors, in conjunction 
with Chandler Dining Hall, are 
making it possible for students at 
Clarion to get in the spirit of 
holiday giving through the 
second annual "Donate a Meal" 
program. The purpose of the 
program is to share the happiness 



of the holidays with those who 
find the season to be a 
troublesome time. 

This is an opportunity to give 
your evening meal to someone 
else who really needs it. For 
every meal donated the 
equivalence of $1.00 is given to 
the Clarion Food Bank. The 
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Nov 20. Once you've signed up, 
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by Amy Gerkin 
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Charles Dickens' "A 
Christmas Carol" will be 
presented by the UAB on 
Monday, November 23 at 7 p.m. 
in the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. 

The production of "A 
Christmas Carol" is one of four 



national tours across the country. 
Charles Jones, executive director 
of the Omaha Community 
Playhouse, began these tours ten 
years ago when he scripted his 
version "A Christmas Carol" for 
a volunteer cast at the Omaha 
Community Playhouse. 

The company then started to 
tour the midwest. In 1977, the 
Nebraska Theatre Caravan, the 



professional touring wing of the 
Omaha Community Playhouse, 
traveled with 36 members, 200 
costumes and magic sets. 

After nine years, the company 
travelled annually to 
communities like Columbus, 
Ohio; Kalamazoo and Grand 
Rapids, Michigan; and Aurora, 
Illinois. 

In 1982, a second tour was 



added to entertain the New 
England states and Canada. 
Later, a third company started to 
tour the southeast from Dallas, 
and then a fourth company 
travels the west from Wichita. 
Each of these tours is from the 
original production that began in 
Omaha, Nebraska a decade ago. 
Tickets for "A Christmas 



Carol" are available at the 
Information Center in Gemmell. 
Prices are $8 for adults, $5 for 
children, and free for CUP 
students with valid ID. Tickets 
must be purchased in advance. 

So come see "A Christmas 
Carol," and get into the spirit of 
the Christmas season. 




National Broadcasting 
Society has a busy month 



by Denise Bump 
Features Writer 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Randy Romm mystifyed the audience with his ability to 
see things when completely blindfolded. Later in the 
show he also hypnotized audience members. 



The Clarion University chapter 
of the National Broadcasting 
Society is once again sponsoring 
the CUP challenge. "The Feud," 
as it is known this year, will be a 
similar version of the game show 
"Family Feud." It will be taking 
place in Hart Chapel on Nov. 18 
and 19. Admission is 25 cents 
and it begins at 7:00 p.m. The 
event is to raise money for the 
NBS philanthropy, Tourette 
Syndrome. 

The questions used in the game 
are from actual surveys of 100 
people at Clarion University. 
Teams of five members will 
battle it out for the $200 first 
prize. The teams had to pay a 
$35 entrance fee in order to 
participate. All other teams 



competing in "The Feud" will 
receive consolation prizes. 

Also Saturday, November 21, 
the National Broadcasting 
Society is proud to present guest 
speaker, Larry Richer. Richer, a 
popular radio/television 
personality from KDKA in 
Pittsburgh, is also a Clarion 
alumnus. He will be talking 
about his experience in the 
broadcasting field. He will be 
appearing in Becker Hall, room 
124 at 2:00 p.m. The event is 
open to the public, so if you are 
interested in that profession or 
just want to know what goes on 
behind the scenes are all 
welcome. 

The Clarion University chapter 
of the National Broadcasting 
Society, Alpha Epsom Rhode, 
was founder on April 11, 1991. 
It is an honorary fraternity that 



recognizes outstanding students 
actively involved in the field of 
broadcasting. 

To be considered for 
membership, a student must have 
a 3.0 QPA in broadcast related 
courses and a 2.0 overall QPA. 
In addition, a candidate must 
also be involved in various 
campus media including TV-5, 
WCCB, WCUC, The Clarion 
Call or The Sequelle. Under the 
direction of Dr. Allan Larson, 
membership has more than 
doubled this semester with the 
induction of 15 new members. 

Recently, some members 
attended the NBS Regional 
Convention in Plattsburg, New 
York. Each individual attended 
various seminars in public 
relations, broadcast related 
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The Clarion Call - 11-19-92-Page 19 



Different Thanksgiving 
Day traditions 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



November 26 is one week 
away, so get out your carving 
knife, prepare the stuffing and 
save some room for Grandma's 
pumpkin pie. Or maybe not! 

After questioning students on 
their Thanksgiving Day 
traditions, I found that not all 
families celebrate "Turkey Day" 
in the same fashion. 

For example, Carrie Sharkins, 
a junior/ special education major, 
said, "Every Thanksgiving, the 
youngest boy and the youngest 
girl in our family dress up like 
boy and girl pilgrims. Then 
they're the ones who start out 
grace." 

Shellie Beers, a senior/ 
communication major 



commented, "We light candles 
before we eat and then we all 
take the time to say what we're 
thankful for." 

Jen Pascucci, a sophomore/ 
communication major recalled, 
"I'm 100% Italian. My family 
starts eating at noon and doesn't 
stop until 8:00 pm. For us, 
eating is an all day event." 

One young woman, who 
wishes to remain anonymous 
stated, "Actually, my family gets 
a keg of beer for Thanksgiving. 
We drink wine during dinner and 
tap the keg before we start the 
dishes." 

Regardless of your 
Thanksgiving Day traditions, 
holidays are a time for family 
and a time to give thanks for all 
we have. Happy eating! 




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Wrestlers open against Arizona State 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
wrestling team opens up their 
1992-93 campaign this weekend 
against the powerful Arizona 
State Sun Devils. Arizona State 
comes into Clarion ranked sixth 
in the nation in the Division I 
pre-season rankings and will 
prove to be a big test for the 
young Golden Eagle grapplers. 

Last week, the Golden Eagles 
held their annual Blue/Gold 
wrestling match to determine 
many of the starting positions for 
Saturday night's match. 
Clarion's wrestlers are now antsy 
for their first match of the year. 

First year head coach Jack 
Davis will lead Clarion into that 
match. 

Davis is no stranger to Clarion 
University wrestling. He 
wrestled at Clarion from 1970- 
74 and was former head coach 
Bob Bubb's first assistant and 
chief recruiter for 17 seasons. 

^We are looking forward to 
1992-93, but know that this will 
be a reloading season," said 
Davis. "We have graduated a 
national champion, an ail- 
American, two national 
qualifiers and a total of five 
starters. Patience will be the 
key. We'll be young and 
somewhat inexperienced, but 
there will be plenty of talent on 
the mats and in the wrestling 
room. We'll use 1992-93 to 
reload, knowing we could have 
some tremendous teams down 
the road." 

Pacing Clarion this season will 
be the veteran wrestlers. A key 
man to watch is sophomore 
Moss Grays. Grays received a 
medical redshirt last season but 
was voted PS AC "Freshman of 
the Year" in his first season 
(1990-91) after carving a 21-11- 
3 overall record, winning the 
PSAC's, placing second at the 
EWL's and qualifying for 
nationals at 150 pounds. 

Junior Rob Sintobin and senior 
Luke Shocklee will join Grays in 
leading the pack. 

Other key veterans returning 
include juniors Kyle Wolfe and 
Chris Shaw, as well as 
sophomores Paul Antonio and 
Dan Payne. 



The wrestling team is stacked 
with talented newcomers. 
Clarion had the second best 
recruiting class in the nation this 
past year. They brought in 
Sheldon Thomas from St. Marks 
High in Newark, Delaware. 
Thomas was a four-time state 
champion and was ranked #1 in 
the nation at 119 pounds by 
Amateur Wrestling News. They 
also recruited 140-pound Dan 
Fox, who was a three-time 
Maine state champion. Bryan 
Stout comes to Clarion after 
being a New Jersey state 
champion in his senior year. He 
was ranked #2 in the nation at 
189 pounds by AWN. 

The wrestling program was 
busy over the past year recruiting 
high school AH -Americans and 
state champions and is clearly 
working hard for a great future 
for Clarion. 

Clarion's goal for the 1992-93 
season? "To win every match, 
but if we can't do that, to 
improve on the things that are 
causing us not to win," said 
Davis. 

Remember that this is a very 
young team with a very 
challenging schedule. Clarion is 
wrestling against some of the 
best wrestlers in the United 
States. Arizona State coming 
into Clarion is, literally, like 
Miami coming in to play the 
Golden Eagle football team. The 
Clarion grapplers will face an 
Arizona State team that is made 
up of two NCAA runner-ups, 
two top-five NCAA qualifiers 
and an Olympian. 

The probable starting lineup 
for Saturday's match includes 
Shocklee or Chad Billy at 118 
pounds, the other at 126 pounds, 
Wolfe or Chris Garlotti at 134 
pounds, Dave Thomas at 142 
pounds, Grays at 150 pounds, 
Antonio at 158 pounds, Shawn 
Armbrust at 167 pounds, Payne 
at 177 pounds, Shaw at 190 
pounds and Sintobin at 
heavyweight. There is a chance 
that these names could change 
come match time. 

Despite their youth and not 
being nationally ranked, fans can 
still count on Clarion to come 
out on fire and hopefully send 
the Sun Devils back West all 
battered and blistered. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
"Commitment to Excellence"- The Golden Eagles took part In their annual Blue/Gold 
intrasquad match on November 11 and are anxious for their opponents to start rolling in. 

Angle wrestled in World Cup 



Kurt Angle, former two-time 
NCAA Division I National 
Champion and three-time Ail- 
American at heavyweight, and 
currently an assistant coach for 
the Golden Eagles, represented 
the United States last weekend at 
the World Cup. 

The World Cup was held in 
Moscow, Russia, November 14- 
15, with countries invited to 
participate based on their placing 
at the Olympic Games. Four of 
the top five teams at the 
Olympics were involved. 
According to Gary Abbot, PR 
Director for USA wrestling, the 
World Cup is a dual meet format, 
with an overall team winner 
decided through head-to-head 
competition. Also, individual 
medals were determined through 



points scored at each individual 
weight class. 

"I'm excited because I know 
the experience is something that 
I really need to further my 
overall goals, but in my heart I 
am going there to try to win 
every match," said Angle before 
his departure. "I will be 
wrestling at 220-pounds and that 
is supposed to be one of the most 
difficult weight classes." 

Angle was selected as an 
Olympic alternate and made the 
trip with the team to Barcelona, 
Spain. He is now on a mission 
to try to reach his ultimate goal, 
a berth on the 1996 USA 
Olympic Team. In the spring of 
1993, Angle is expected to 
participate in the U.S. Open to 
try to earn a spot on the World 



Championship team. The World 
Championships will be set in 
Toronto. 

Angle won a Silver Medal at 
the Trophy Milone Tournament 
in Italy in 1991, won a Gold 
Medal at the Canada Cup in 
1990, and has competed with the 
USA Freestyle team in numerous 
dual meets against Russia and 
Cuba in the past two years. 

Angle posted a career record of 
116-10-2. He won the NCAA 
Division I heavyweight title in 
1990 and 1992. He won four 
EWL titles and three PS AC 
crowns, plus was named EWL 
"Wrestler of the Year" twice and 
PSAC "Wrestler of the Year" 
three times. 

•Story courtesy of Sports 
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The Clarion Call - 11-19-92 Page 21 



Men's basketball team garners exhibition win . Women ' s hoo P team wants another title 



by Mike J e wart 
Sports Writer 



The basketballs are bouncing 
in the gym again. It's that time 
of year. Time to see the 
explosive Clarion University 
men's basketball team light up 
the scoreboard. And that is 
exactly what they did last 
Monday night as they ran away 
from the India National team for 
a 1 16-85 exhibition win. 

The visitors kept the game 
close until the Golden Eagles 
went on a 22-4 run to end the 
first half and pull away. 

Sophomore Roy Bumosky led 
all scorers with 31 points and 
Kwame Morton tossed in 29. 
Cleaning up the boards for 
Clarion was Steve Branch with 
11 bounds. Ian Whyte added 10 
more boards from skyscraper 
land. 

The Golden Eagles are coming 
off an impressive 18-9 overall 
campaign in 1991-92, 5-7 in the 
PSAC-West. They set a new 
team record last year by 
averaging 90.4 points per contest 
and went over the 100 point 
mark eight times. The 18 wins 
were the most for Clarion since 
the 1980-81 season (23-6). 

Head coach Ron Righter 
returns for his fifth season at the 
helm of the Clarion cagers and is 
extremely excited about the 
maturity level of the team. 
Having this added maturity, he 
feels that his squad can handle a 
difficult early-season schedule. 

"Having a mature team is an 
important aspect to look at," said 
Righter. "It makes you feel more 
at ease as a coach. In the past, 
we've had young teams and we 
didn't want to bury them early in 
the year, before the conference 
schedule. This year, we decided 
that these kids were mature 
enough to handle a tough 
exhibition schedule." 

The maturity factor is most 
obvious in Clarion's veteran tri- 
captains; Morton, Mark 
McCarthy and Dave 
Wojciechowski. 

Morton, a 6-foot-4 junior 
shooting guard, was the 1991 
PSAC-West "Rookie of the 
Year" and was named to the 
NABC All-East second team for 
his efforts last season. Morton 
already has accolades coming in 
for this season, as he was 
honored as a high honorable 
mention Ail-American pick for 
small colleges in Street & 
Smith's 1992-93 college 
basketball preview issue. 

Morton averaged 19.6 points 
per game last season, netted 178 



, three-pointers and added 42 
steals. 

McCarthy, a 6-foot-7 senior 
forward and center, keys 
Clarion's inside play. He 
averaged 7.2 points and 5.9 
rebounds per game last year and 
shot a team-leading 57 percent 
from the floor. McCarthy has 
pulled down 437 career boards 
for Clarion. 

Wojciechowski ("Wojo") is the 
point guard once again for the 
Golden Eagles. The 5-foot- 10 
court general averaged 13.1 
points a game last year, while 
shooting 83.1 percent from the 
charity stripe. He dished out 152 
assists in the 1991-92 season and 
is now sixth overall at Clarion in 
the career assists column with 
279. 

"The maturity level of our 
team is a reflection of its 
captains," said Righter. "With 
our tough schedule early on, 
we'll really need these guys." 

Other returners from last year 
include Scott Lang, Bumosky, 
Branch and Steve Young. 

Lang, a senior guard, averaged 
only 1.8 points a game last year 
but dished out 30 assists. His 
numbers should get bigger this 
season as he will probably see 
more playing time. It should be 
noted that Lang was the 
champion of Clarion's early 
season "Midnight Madness" 
slam-dunk contest and doesn't 
lack in the leaping category. 

Bumosky, only a sophomore, 
also can dunk a little and showed 
flashes of brilliance last season. 
He will definitely average more 
than his 9.9 per game average of 
last year as he may become one 
of Righter 's go-to guys. He led 
all scorers on Monday night with 
31. 

Branch, a 6-foot-9 junior 
center, averaged 9.5 points and 
5.9 rebounds a game last year. 
He shot 55.9 percent from the 
field and will solidify Clarion's 




Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
GENERAL "WOJO" - Clarion point guard Dave 
Wojciechowski pushes it up the floor looking for Kwame. 



inside game. 

Young, a junior forward, saw 
spotty action last year averaging 
1 .7 points a contest. 

"We feel confident of these 
players," said Righter. "Veterans 
like these, along with our mix of 
newcomers, give us solid players 
to choose from." 

There are eight newcomers on 
this year's squad. 

Chris Boone is a 6-foot-6 
forward who transferred from 
Cuyahhoga Community College 
where he averaged 15.2 points 
and 10.3 boards a game. 

Brian Paige is a transfer from 
Mercyhurst College where he 
averaged 14.4 points a game and 
led the Lakers with an 82.4 free 
throw percentage. 



Whyte is a 7-foot-2 center who 
transferred from Iona College 
where he played in only seven 
games. 



Redshirts returning from last 
year with freshman eligibility 
include forward Oliver 
Chamberlain and guard Tyrone 
Sherrod. Other newcomers to 
the squad include twin brothers 
Tim and Todd Nyquist, and 
guard Bob McGraw. 

Overall, the Golden Eagles 
look strong and should contend 
in the PSAC-West. Early 
favorites in the conference, 
besides Clarion, are Edinboro 
and California; however, there is 
plenty of parity in the conference 
with a number of teams capable 
of winning. With the early work 
due to the tough exhibition 
schedule, Clarion may be more 
prepared for their conference 
opponents come January. A nice 
conference record may mean an 
invitation to the "Big Dance" in 
the Spring. 

Clarion opens its regular 
season November 21 at Gannon. 
Bloomsburg and Ashland will 
participate in the Subway/KFC 
Tournament November 27-28 
followed by a road contest at 
Millersville, always a PSAC- 
East contender. Other stiff 
challenges during the first month 
of the season include home 
contests versus Pitt-Johnstown, 
December 5, and Gannon, 
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The 1990-91 Clarion 
University women's basketball 
team was 24-8 overall, set nine 
Division II records, 47 team and 
individual records, won the 
PSAC-West and NCAA East 
Regional titles and advanced to 
the "Elite 8." 

The same group of Golden 
Eagles followed that up last 
season by finishing 25-4 overall. 
They led the nation in scoring 
with a 94.1 average per game, 
netted 100 or more points 11 
times, set nine Division II 
records and 33 team and 
individual records. They also 
won their second straight PSAC- 
West title and made it to the 
"Sweet 16" before losing. 

But even with all of the Golden 
Eagles' accomplishments to date, 
they aren't satisfied. They want 
a trip to the "Final Four" for a 
shot at a national championship. 

Do the 1992-93 Golden Eagles 
have a chance? Well, they've 
featured the most prolific scoring 
machine in the country the past 
two seasons and return seven 
players (four starters) from that 
scheme, which was ranked as 
high as seventh in all of Division 
II last year. 

"We have an incredible amount 
of talent returning," said fourth 
year head coach Margeret "Gie" 
Parsons. "We expect to continue 
our up-tempo, fast-breaking style 
with plenty of three-point shots, 
but we also hope to establish a 
stronger inside game and extend 
our defensive pressure. Our goal 
has always been to take our 



success a step further than the 
year before, and that remains our 
goal for the 1992-93 season." 

The 1992-93 version of the 
Golden Eagles will receive 
leadership from their tri-captains 
Susanne Adams, Leatha Dudeck 
and Pam Mountsier. 

Adams, a senior small forward, 
led the PSAC in three-point field 
goal percentage last season with 
a 42.3 percent mark. This placed 
her 11th in NCAA Division II 
three-point percentage. Adams 
ranks first among Clarion's 
career leaders in three-point 
percentage (42.2 percent). She is 
also sixth in career three-point 
field goals attempted (460) and 
sixth in career three-point field 
goals made (109). She averaged 
5.8 points per game in 1991-92 
and pulled down 53 boards. 

Dudeck, a senior forward, was 
an honorable mention Ail- 
American and PSAC-West All- 
conference selection last season. 
Dudeck proved very versatile 
last season as she averaged 11.8 
points per game, led the team in 
steals with 89, was second in 
assists with 77 and pulled down 
254 rebounds. She also is a 
"leathal weapon" from outside as 
she hit 43 of 110 three-pointers. 
Dudeck is third in career steals 
with 177 and sixth in career 
rebounds with 603. 

Mountsier, a junior, will see 
action at both the point guard 
and shooting guard positions. 
She made 66 of 163 three-point 
attempts, averaged 8.5 points per 
game, shot 86.7 percent from the 
charity stripe and dished out 20 
assists. For her career, 



Mountsier ranks second in three - 
point field goal percentage (40.5 
percent), fourth in three-pointers 
made (66) and fourth in three- 
pointers attempted (163). 

Other returning veterans 
include junior forward Shannon 
Coakley, sophomore guard 
Melissa Barnette, junior guard 
Amy Coon and sophomore 
center Carlita Jones. 

Coakley owns 11 career 
records and led the team for the 
second straight year in scoring 
with 14.9 points per game. She 
was also named to the PSAC- 
West second team for the second 
consecutive year. Coakley ranks 
first in career three-pointers 
made (192), first in career three- 
pointers attempted (562), first in 
career single season scoring with 
562 in 1990-91, first in field 
goals made in a season (180) in 
1990-91, first in field goals 
attempted (497) in 1990-91, fifth 
in points scored (938) and tenth 
in rebounding with 433. 

Barnette possesses great speed 
and quickness at the point 
position. In a limited role, she 
chipped in 64 points and 33 
boards. Barnette shot 45 percent 
from the field, adding 45 assists. 
Coon will draw the toughest 
defensive assignment on the 
court this year. She led the 
Golden Eagles in 1991-92 with 
94 three-pointers. Coon 
averaged 13.0 points per game 
last year. She is second in career 
three-pointers made with 174 
and career three-pointers 
attempted with 494, as well as 
being third in career three-point 
field goal percentage. 



Jones was awarded the 1991- 
92 PSAC-West "Rookie of the 
Year." She dominated in the 
paint, leading the team in 
rebounds (256) and blocked 
shots (61). Jones will become 
even more of an impact player in 
1992-93 from the forward and 
center positions. She averaged 
10.9 points in her rookie season 
and will be a big part of 
Clarion's improving inside 
game. 

Dudeck, Coakley, Coon and 
Jones are all returning starters 
from Clarion's 1991-92 team. 

Four newcomers will add 
depth. Rounding out the 11- 
player roster are freshmen Mona 
Gaffney, Jennifer Hunter, Amy 
Migyanka and Julie Yanssens. 

Gaffney, a 6-foot forward, will 
make an immediate impact. She 
is a tremendous pick-up for the 
inside game, being a very 
physical player with a full 
repertoire of inside moves. She 
is a Division I transfer from 
Marshall. 

"Our players have that attitude 
which makes winners," said 
Parsons. "I'm seeing that our 
players are not afraid to give that 
last little bit which seperates the 
champions from the contenders." 

The Golden Eagles will host 
the Clarion Classic tomorrow 
and Saturday. Friday's games 
have Alderson Broaddus playing 
Bethany at 6 p.m. and 
Westminster playing Clarion at 8 
p.m. The consolation game is 
set for Saturday at 1 p.m. with 
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The Clarion University 
women's swim team fell to 
Ohio State, 128-107, last 
Saturday. 

Becky Jushchyshyn was the 
lone first place finisher for 
Clarion as she won the 200 
breaststroke event with a time of 
2:29.53. Lisa Kaylor finished 
fourth in that event with a time 
of 2:35.72. 

The 400 medley relay team 
composed of Justine Gibbons, 
Jushchyshyn, Colleen Davidson 
and Kathy Randazzo finished 
second with a time of 4:08.53. 

In the 200 free, Dawn Jones 
finished second for Clarion with 
a time of 1:59.77. Gibbons 
finished third with a time of 
2:03.87. 

Dina Maylor finished second 
in the 50 free with a time of 
.25.68. Davidson finished third 
with a time of :26.09. 

Tedra Kruse finished third in 
the 400 IM with a time of 
4:49:93. She also placed third 
in the grueling 500 free with a 
5:21:34 mark. 

In the 100 meter freestyle 
event, Stephanie Kissell made a 
strong showing, placing second 
with a time of : 54.27. Dawn 
Jones finished third. 

The 800 freestyle relay was a 
second place event for the team 
of Maylor, Kissell, Kruse, and 
Dawn Jones with a time of 
8:17.60. 

Gibbons finished third in the 
200 backstroke with a time of 
2:11.83 and her teammate 
Maylor finished right behind her 
with a time of 2: 12.21. 

In the one meter diving event, 
Kim Straw bridge finished third 
with 186.70 points. Tammy 
Quinn finished fourth with 
136.65 points. 

In the three-meter event, 
Straw bridge finished third with 
161.70 points. Amy Paganie 
finished fourth with 153.75 
points. 
Also placing for Clarion: 

100 free-Heather Bachteler, 
fourth, Donna Patrick, fifth 
200 fly- Lisa Kaylor, fourth 

Freshman Kruse swam 
strong meet versus Ohio State, 
despite the loss. 

Both swimming and diving 
teams are traveling to Indiana 
this Saturday. 



•by Karen Ruud 



Page 22- The Clarion Call-11-19-92 



; . . PS AC- West championship 



This lime, the running game led 
the way. Jay Tonini plowed for 
17 yards, and Henry tip-toed for 
15. Myers was once again 
perfect in completing all four of 
his aerials, the last going to a 
leaping Kevin Harper from 15 
yards away. Cramer nailed the 
extra point and Clarion led 22- 

13. 

It was here that IUP 
quarterback Scott Woods showed 
everyone why he was the leading 
passer in the PS AC this season. 
Woods completed everything he 
threw despite suffering brutal 
hits from blitzing Clarion 
linebackers, and with 11 minutes 
left to play, he had led the 
Indians to two consecutive 
scores and a 26-22 advantage. 

With the offense sputtering and 
the defense tiring, the Eagles 
needed someone to step forward 
and provide the crucial play to 
turn this game around. Eric 
Acord obliged. Acord stuck his 
big paw in front of a Woods pass 
and deflected it high into the air. 
Chris Haycock caught # the 
fluttering duck at midfield, and 
Clarion had the break it needed. 

Myers immediately went to 
work, hitting Brown for ten 
yards and then spotting a 
slanting Marlon Worthy over the 
middle. Worthy slipped a 
tackle, dashed upfield, and the 
only way the Indians could slow 
him down was by grabbing his 
facemask. The 32 yard pass and 
resulting penalty placed the 
Eagles inside the IUP 15 yard 
line. Two plays later, Myers hit 



The extra point attempt was 
once again blocked and the 
Clarion lead was 28-26. The 
Eagles difficulty of extra point 
kicking was still evident, but 
unfortunately for Indiana, so was 
their center-quarterback 
exchange problem. 

With six minutes to play and 
the ball at his own 35, Woods 
fumbled the snap from center 
again. This time, he was not 
fortunate enough to get it back. 
Carlos Warner pulled in the 
loose ball for Clarion, and the 



Eagles were 



smelling 



champagne. 

On third down, an 18 yard 
completion from Myers to 
Harper made it first and goal at 
the 10. Three plays later, on 
fourth and goal from the two, 
Myers found Brown on a play- 
action pass that will be 
remembered for years to come. 

It was only fitting that a 
successful Cramer extra point 
would put the game out of reach, 
and with a 35-26 lead, all that 
was left was the celebration. 

A final IUP "Hail Mary" heave 
fell harmlessly to the turf, and 
pandemonium ensued. 

The Eagles finished the season 
at 5-1 in the conference and won 
their first PSAC title in nine 
years. Clarion's 6-4 overall 
record did not allow them a 
chance to pla ; n the Division II 
playoffs, even though the Eagles 
were unquestionably the hottest 
team around. The win did 
bounce IUP out of the playoffs 
for the first time in three years, 



a sliding Jess Quinn in the back and it handed the Indians their 
of the end zone and mayhem had first PSAC loss in their last 28 
swept over Memorial Stadium. PSAC games. 



1992 Final PSAC-West Football Stats 

West W-L-T PF PA (Overall)W-L-T PF PA 



Clarion 5-1-0 189 141 
Edinboro 4-1-1 172 74 
Indiana 4-1-1 196 143 
The Rock 4-2-0 148 125 
Shipp 1-4-1 87 161 

California 1-5-0 94 139 
LockHav. 0-5-1 76 213 



6-4-0 277 278 
8-1-1 321 112 
7-2-1 336 196 
8-3-0 326 217 
3-7-1 172 268 
3-7-1 184 239 
2-8-1 193 417 



(Cont. from page 1) 





1 






Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 

"Myers the Magnificent"- Clarion quarterback Tim Myers orchestrated two tew*"*"* 
scoring drives to bury IUP. He passed for 87 yards in the game's final mne m.nutes. 

PSAC honors Myers 



Clarion University senior 
quarterback Tim Myers was one 
of three PSAC athletes to be 
named as a "Co-Player of the 
Week" for last weekend's action. 

The 6-foot-3, 198-pound 
Myers led Clarion to a 35-26 
PSAC-West title win over IUP. 
Myers completed 27 of his 44 
pass attempts for 266 yards and 
four touchdowns. Two of his 
touchdown passes came late in 
the fourth quarter and sealed the 
victory. On Clarion's go-ahead 
fourth quarter drive, Myers 



threw for 50 yards, completing 
four of five attempts. He put the 
game away and sealed the 35-26 
finish with four more 
completions for 37 yards on 
Clarion's final drive of the fourth 
quarter. 

Myers was due to win a 
"Player of the Week" award. He 



passed for 408 yards, including a 
school record of six TD passes, 
two weeks ago. 

Myers' 2,341 passing yards for 
this season broke Doug 
Emminger's 1987 single season 
record of 2,242. He finished 
with 19 TD passes for the year. 
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Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 11-19-92 

A Little Football Commentary 



There's a new team in town 



by Jon Q. SUler 
Sports Editor 



As I was sprinting onto the 
field in an attempt to join the 
massive celebration of Clarion's 
PSAC-West championship 
victory over IUP last Saturday, 
Clarion linebacker Frank 
Andrews thundered by, chanting. 



"There's a new team in town, 
there's a new team in town!" 

I continued helping the newly- 
crowned champions celebrate 
without really thinking about 
what Andrews had said. In 
retrospect, I'm thinking about it 
now. 

I know that it's a wee bit early 



to start prophesying about a 
repeat performance in 1993, but, 
oh, wouldn't that be Golden? 

The 1992 PSAC-West 
champion Golden Eagles 
featured big wins over 
conference rivals IUP and 
Slippery Rock. They also played 
Division II titans Edinboro and 



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New Haven tough before being 
nipped in the fourth quarter of 
those two contests. 

Seniors Tim Myers, Jay Tonini, 
John Espy, Russ Klein, Glenn 
Yetter, Willie Hunter, Brad 
Kline, Jason Reinhart and Carlos 
Warner were all key performers 
in Clarion's banner season. They 
will not be with us next season. 

But if Clarion can make up for 
the loss of a few superstars in 
1993, the team may just have 
enough ingredients to make the 
likes of Edinboro and IUP stand 
up and take notice. It would be 
nice to have the PSAC-West 
follow Clarion's example for 
awhile. 

If there is really going to be a 
"changing of the guard" in the 
PSAC-West, these are the 
players that are going to have to 
make it happen: 

Quarterback: The Golden 
Eagles will be losing a big-time 
leader in Tim Myers. Myers 
threw 10 touchdown passes in 
the final two games of the 
season- the games Clarion had 
to win. He threw a school- 
record six touchdown passes 
against Slippery Rock two weeks 
ago to lead the Golden Eagles 
into their confrontation with IUP 
for the 1992 PSAC-West title. In 
that confrontation, he threw two 
touchdown passes late in the 
fourth quarter to give Clarion the 
title. For the season, Myers 
broke Clarion's single season 
passing record with 1,241 yards. 
For his career at Clarion, he 
completed 346 passes for close 
to 5,000 yards. Myers continued 
the tradition of great Clarion 
quarterbacks. Doug Emminger 
to Mike Carter. Carter to 
Myers. Myers to Chris Zak? 

Zak will be a junior next year. 
He saw some playing time early 
before he suffered a knee injury 
that ended his season. In two 
1992 games, he passed for 107 
yards, as well as rushing for 31. 
Zak impressed me with his Steve 
Young style of offense but 
mostly because the team moved 
the ball well when he was at the 
helm. 

Receiving corp: All of the 1992 
Golden Eagles' key receivers 
will be back again next year. 

Tight end Tim Brown may be 
the most reliable target. He was 
Myers' go-to guy and will be 
Zak's in 1993. This season, 
Brown broke Ron Urbansky's 
Clarion single-season record for 



catches, with 60. He finished 
with 614 yards. Brown ranked 
first in the PSAC with an 
average of six catches per game. 
Marlon Worthy will be a junior 
in 1993. He recorded 290 all- 
purpose yards against Slippery 
Rock in a big game two weeks 
ago and will be counted on again 
in 1993 to do everything. 
Quarterback, receiver, punt 
returner, kickoff returner. . . 
referee? 

Kevin Harper and Jess Quinn 
were also key targets in 1992 
and will be back next year as 
juniors. 

Backfield: Damien Henry, Art 
Gregory and Steve Witte will all 
have to step up their game a 
notch, next year, with the loss of 
fullback Tonini. Henry played 
well despite being hurt for much 
of the year. Gregory had a fine 
sophomore season and Witte was 
used as a kick returner and 
occasional back as a freshman. 
A fullback will be needed. 
Offensive line: The offensive 
line is questionable for 1993. 
Meaning that, I don't know. The 
1992 version was tremendous, 
allowing only one sack by IUP. 
Led by seniors Espy, Klein, 
Hunter and Yetter, the offensive 
line was responsible for Myers' 
passing exploits and for the 
success of Tonini, Henry and 
Gregory on the ground. Henry 
and Gregory may miss the 
blocking of this offensive line 
and of Tonini in 1993, but 
Clarion may already be working 
to replace these key veterans. 
Defense: The "D" will be a 
strength in 1993. The Golden 
Eagles will be returning Eric 
Acord, Frank Andrews, Chris 
Coleman, Ken Delucia, Ric 
Giles, Chris Haycock, Damon 
Mazoff, Antron Sims, Eldridge 
Ponder, Pat Span, Sean Spencer 
and Clint Terza. 

The losses of Warner, co- 
captain Reinhart and Kline will 
surely be compensated by the 
younger players coming into 
their own. 

Andrews, Acord, Haycock 
and Mazoff may head a talented 
front. 

The secondary played well and 
should come into their own next 
year. Spencer, Giles, Ponder and 
Span will all be juniors. 

Raise your champagne bottles 
and toast the Clarion University 
Golden Eagles, "The new team 

IN TOWN." 




Volume 74, Issue 12 



In 

This 
Issue 



News 

New President 
New Student President, Gara 
Smith and new vice President 
Michele Piccirillo pg. 5 

Features 

Prepare for finals 

How to successfully prepare 
for and overcome the fear of 
finals Pg- 11 



Sports 



Clarion Basketball 

Tough opening season! 
schedule finds Eaglesj 
at 4-2 Pg. *9 



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Index 



Q>mrneittary, .. 

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TV listing .... 

Features. ...... 

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Sports 

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The next issue of the Catt 
will be January 21, 1993 



The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania De cember 10,1992 

New Student Senate installed 
amid election controversy 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



A motion to recall this 
semester's Student Senate 
elections broke the CSA 
governing body's weekly 
meeting into a melee of 
controversy. 

On Monday, a motion was 
made by Student Senator and 
former Student Senate President 
Monica Douglas that this fall's 
election be invalidated and a new 
one held in the spring. This 
move came at the instigation of 
unsuccessful candidate Rodney 
Sherman, who alleged several 
procedural problems in the 
election process. 

The motion was voted down 
easily, with only one protest vote 
by former Vice President Johnny 
Owens and three abstentions. 

Owens said, "I feel that in the 



these elections to make them 
absolutely fair." 

Sherman cited a missed voting 
session in Carlson Library on 
Monday Nov. 16 which he 
alleges cost returning adult and 
commuter students a chance to 
cast there ballots. "Most of my 
support does not use Chandler 
Dining Hall and is not likely to 
be in Gemmell Center at six in 
the evening. The loss of voting 
time at Carlson greatly hurt my 
effort [to get elected]." 

The missed session was due to 
a "misunderstanding" with 
elections workers, who didn't 
pick up necessary elections 
materials from the Student 
Senate office, said Christylee 
Kuchak, chair of the election 
committee. 

A second controversy 
concerned the removal of 



"This is the least 

productive Senate of the 

three I've worked on. " 




interest of all fairness, we should 
reconsider the results of the past 
election. . . the people who 
represent the students should be 
exactly who the students want to 
represent them." 

Holding the elections again 
presents practical problems. 
According to senator Ron Berry, 
there would be a period of "nine 
to ten weeks without the senate 
[next semester]" while new 
procedures were adopted and 
new elections held. 

Outgoing President Brian 
Hoover, breaking the tradition of 
presiding officer impartiality, 
said, "Elections [were] just as 
they are every year. Every year 
there are problems here and 
there." He added, "I don't think 
there's anything we can do to 



photographs from candidates' 
platforms displayed at polling 
centers. Since not all of the 
candidates showed up for 
pictures before the deadline, 
Student Senate passed a motion 
that if photos for all candidates 
were not in by 11:00 Tuesday 
Nov. 17 (the second day of 
elections), no pictures would be 
displayed at the election sites for 
the remainder of the election. 
Not all the candidates turned 
pictures in and as a result all 
photographs were pulled from 
the platform displays. 

Kuchak said in a letter to the 
Call that this was "no one's fault 
in particular," but that the 
photographer did not have time 
to get pictures done when 
candidates failed to arrive for 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Outgoing Senator Johnny Owens cast the lone protest vote 
to overturn this semester's controversial election. 



pictures. 

A third allegation involved the 
addition of a candidate after the 
deadline for applications 
imposed by the Senate. 
According to Hoover, candidate 
Becky Jones was added after the 
deadline based only on his 
approval. Hoover said this type 
of situation happens every year 
and that anyone else who 
approached could also have been 
added. Hoover also cited Jones' 
extensive work for the Senate 
this semester and said he 
thought, "This would be good 
for the students." 

Guidelines for the elections are 
virtually non-existent. The 
constitution that empowers the 
Senate says only that the election 
ballot for full voting members of 



the Senate will consist of 16 
senators with 32 or more credits 
and four with 31 credits or less, 
stipulates the terms of office, and 
states that elections should be 
held in the fall semester. 

The only mention of directives 
for the actual conduction of the 
elections says, "The Student 
Senate shall supervise all 
University-wide elections and 
may supervise any and/or all 
student elections in such a 
manner as to prevent fraud." 

Owens said, "This is the least 
productive Senate of the three 
I've worked on," but added that 
he feels the issue of new election 
procedures will be addressed by 
the senate in the future. 




Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 11-19-92 

A Tittle Fnnthall Commentary 



There's a new team in town 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



As I was sprinting onto the 
field in an attempt to join the 
massive celebration of (Marion's 
PSAC-West championship 
victory over IUP last Saturday. 
(Marion linebacker Frank 
Andrews thundered by, chanting, 



"There's a new team in town, 
there's a new team in town!" 

I continued helping the newly- 
crowned champions celebrate 
without really thinking about 
what Andrews had said. In 
retrospect, I'm thinking about it 
now. 

I know that it's a wee bit early 



to start prophesying about a 
repeat performance in 1993, but, 
oh, wouldn't that be Golden? 

The 1992 PSAC-West 
champion Golden Eagles 
featured big wins over 
conference rivals IUP and 
Slippery Rock. They also played 
Division II titans Kdinboro and 



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New Haven tough before being 
nipped in the fourth quarter of 
those two contests. 

Seniors Tim Myers, Jay Tonini, 
John Espy, Russ Klein, Glenn 
Yetter, Willie Hunter, Brad 
Kline, Jason Reinhart and Carlos 
Warner were all key performers 
in Clarion's banner season. They 
will not be with us next season. 

But if Clarion can make up for 
the loss of a few superstars in 
1993, the team may just have 
enough ingredients to make the 
likes of Hdinboro and IUP stand 
up and take notice. It would be 
nice to have the PSAC-West 
follow Clarion's example for 
awhile. 

If there is really going to be a 
"changing of the guard" in the 
PSAC-West, these are the 
players that are going to have to 
make it happen: 

Quarterback: The Golden 
Eagles will be losing a big-time 
leader in Tim Myers. Myers 
threw 10 touchdown passes in 
the final two games of the 
season- the games Clarion had 
to win. He threw a school- 
record six touchdown passes 
against Slippery Rock two weeks 
ago to lead the Golden Eagles 
into their confrontation with IUP 
for the 1992 PSAC-West title. In 
that confrontation, he threw two 
touchdown passes late in the 
fourth quarter to give Clarion the 
title. For the season, Myers 
broke Clarion's single season 
passing record with 1,241 yards. 
Eor his career at Clarion, he 
completed 346 passes for close 
to 5,000 yards. Myers continued 
the tradition of great Clarion 
quarterbacks. Doug Emminger 
to Mike Carter. Carter to 
Myers. Myers to Chris Zak? 

Zak will be a junior next year. 
He saw some playing time early 
before he suffered a knee injury 
that ended his season. In two 
1992 games, he passed for 107 
yards, as well as rushing for 31. 
Zak impressed me with his Steve 
Young style of offense but 
mostly because the team moved 
the ball well when he was at the 
helm. 

Receiving corp: All of the 1992 
Golden Eagles' key receivers 
will be back again next year. 

Tight end Tim Brown may be 
the most reliable target. He was 
Myers' go-to guy and will be 
Zak's in 1993. This season, 
Brown broke Ron Urbansky's 
Clarion single-season record for 



catches, with 60. He finished 
with 614 yards. Brown ranked 
first in the PSAC with an 
average of six catches per game. 
Marlon Worthy will be a junior 
in 1993. He recorded 290 all- 
purpose yards against Slippery 
Rock in a big game two weeks 
ago and will be counted on again 
in 1993 to do everything. 
Quarterback, receiver, punt 
returner, kickoff returner. . . 
referee? 

Kevin Harper and Jess Quinn 
were also key targets in 1992 
and will be back next year as 
juniors. 

Backfield: Damien Henry, Art 
Gregory and Steve Witte will all 
have to step up their game a 
notch, next year, with the loss of 
fullback Tonini. Henry played 
well despite being hurt for much 
of the year. Gregory had a fine 
sophomore season and Witte was 
used as a kick returner and 
occasional back as a freshman. 
A fullback will be needed. 
Offensive line: The offensive 
line is questionable for 1993. 
Meaning that, I don't know. The 
1992 version was tremendous, 
allowing only one sack by IUP. 
Led by seniors Espy, Klein, 
Hunter and Yetter, the offensive 
line was responsible for Myers' 
passing exploits and for the 
success of Tonini, Henry and 
Gregory on the ground. Henry 
and Gregory may miss the 
blocking of this offensive line 
and of Tonini in 1993, but 
Clarion may already be working 
to replace these key veterans. 
Defense: The "D" will be a 
strength in 1993. The Golden 
Eagles will be returning Eric 
Acord, Frank Andrews, Chris 
Coleman, Ken Delucia, Ric 
Giles, Chris Haycock, Damon 
Mazoff, Antron Sims, Eldridge 
Ponder, Pat Span, Sean Spencer 
and Clint Terza. 

The losses of Warner, co- 
captain Reinhart and Kline will 
surely be compensated by the 
younger players coming into 
their own. 

Andrews, Acord, Haycock 
and Mazoff may head a talented 
front. 

The secondary played well and 
should come into their own next 
year. Spencer, Giles, Ponder and 
Span will all be juniors. 

Raise your champagne bottles 
and toast the Clarion University 
Golden Eagles. "Tin: NEW team 

IN TOWN." 




December 10,1992 



Volume 74, Issue 12 




News 

New President 
New Student President, Gara 
Smith and new vice President 
Michele Piccirillo pg- 5 

j Features 

Prepare for finals 

How to successfully prepare 
for and overcome the fear of 
finals Pg- n 

>orts 



Sp< 



Clarion Basketball 

Tough opening season 
schedule finds Eagles 
at 4-2 P8- 1 9 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 

Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 
Tuesday: 

Wednesday 



Snow and mix, 
high 36 
Snow and rain, 
high 30 
More snow, 
high 32 

Snow with sun, 
high 38 
Sunny, high 43 
Possible 
snow,high 34 
: Rain, high 30 



Index 

Commentary pg- 2 

News Pg- 5 

TV listing Pg< 10 

Features Pg- 1 1 

Call On You pg-14j 

Entertainment pg- 16 

Sports pg-19 

Classifieds Pg-27 

The next issue of the Call 
will be January 21, 1993 



The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 

New Student Senate installed 
amid election controversy 



by Alan Vaughn 

News Editor _____ 

A motion to recall this 
semester's Student Senate 
elections broke the CSA 
governing body's weekly 
meeting into a mclce of 
controversy. 

On Monday, a motion was 
made by Student Senator and 
former Student Senate President 
Monica Douglas that this fall's 
election be invalidated and a new 
one held in the spring. This 
move came at the instigation of 
unsuccessful candidate Rodney 
Sherman, who alleged several 
procedural problems in the 
election process. 

The motion was voted down 

easily, with only one protest vote 

by former Vice President Johnny 

Owens and three abstentions. 

Owens said, "I feel that in the 



these elections to make them 
absolutely fair." 

Sherman cited a missed voting 
session in Carlson Library on 
Monday Nov. 16 which he 
alleges cost returning adult and 
commuter students a chance to 
cast there ballots. "Most of my 
support docs not use Chandler 
Dining Hall and is not likely to 
be in Gcmmcll Center at six in 
the evening. The loss of voting 
time at Carlson greatly hurt my 
effort [to get elected]." 

The missed session was due to 
a "misunderstanding" with 
elections workers, who didn't 
pick up necessary elections 
materials from the Student 
Senate office, said Christylee 
Kuchak, chair of the election 
committee, 

A second controversy 
concerned the removal of 



"This is the least 

productive Senate of the 

three I've worked on. " 




interest of all fairness, we should 
reconsider the results of the past 
election. . . the people who 
represent the students should be 
exactly who the students want to 
represent them." 

Holding the elections again 
presents practical problems. 
According to senator Ron Berry, 
there would be a period of "nine 
to ten weeks without the senate 
[next semester]" while new 
procedures were adopted and 
new elections held. 

Outgoing President Brian 
Hoover, breaking the tradition of 
presiding officer impartiality, 
said, "Elections [were] just as 
they are every year. Every year 
there arc problems here and 
there." He added, "I don't think 
there's anything wc can do to 



photographs from candidates' 
platforms displayed at polling 
centers. Since not all of the 
candidates showed up for 
pictures before the deadline, 
Student Senate passed a motion 
that if photos for all candidates 
were not in by 11:00 Tuesday 
Nov. 17 (the second day of 
elections), no pictures would be 
displayed at the election sites for 
the remainder of the election. 
Not all the candidates turned 
pictures in and as a result all 
photographs were pulled from 
the platform displays. 

Kuchak said in a letter to the 
Call that this was "no one's fault 
in particular," but that the 
photographer did noi have time 
to get pictures done when 
candidates failed to arrive for 



Celebrating over (0 years as a 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Outgoing Senator Johnny Owens cast the lone protest vote 
to overturn this semester's controversial election. 

the Senate will consist of 16 



pictures. 

A third allegation involved the 
addition of a candidate after the 
deadline for applications 
imposed by the Senate. 
According to Hoover, candidate 
Becky Jones was added after the 
deadline based only on his 
approval. Hoover said this type 
of situation happens every year 
and that anyone else who 
approached could also have been 
added. Hoover also cited Jones' 
extensive work for the Senate 
this semester and said he 
thought, "This would be good 
for the students." 

Guidelines for the elections are 
virtually non-existent. The 
constitution that empowers the 
Senate says only that the election 
ballot for full voting members of 



senators with 32 or more credits 
and four with 31 credits or less, 
stipulates the terms of office, and 
states that elections should be 
held in the fall semester. 

The only mention of directives 
for the actual conduction of the 
elections says, "The Student 
Senate shall supervise all 
University-wide elections and 
may supervise any and/or all 
student elections in such a 
manner as to prevent fraud." 

Owens said, "This is the least 
productive Senate of the three 
I've worked on," but added that 
he feels the issue of new election 
procedures will be addressed by 
the senate in the future. 



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Editor 



I couldn't have 
done it without you 

I was out of school for 28 
years before I started college at 
CUP. I had several strikes 
against me. I was over 45, a 
wife and mother. I had a heart 
condition, and I am going blind. 
* I had no family support and was 
caring for my blind mother-in- 
law. Financially I couldn't 
afford to go back to school, yet I 
felt it was the only means to 
employment. 

I was too proud to admit my 
disability until I fell flat on my 
face, then I had to ask for help. 
Special Services said they could 
enlarge and help me with test 
taking; they also gave me free 
tutoring. My professors either 
enlarged the tests or sent them to 
Special Services. They would 
enlarge hand-outs and text. 

I found traditional students and 
non-traditional students were 
willing to help me. I couldn't 
believe it when I received a card 
from classmates after I had my 
heart attack. I'm still amazed 
when younger students take time 
to talk to me when they see me 
on campus. They could easily 
avoid me because I don't often 
see them. 

The professors were so 
understanding of my needs; I 
came to feel they were not only 
my professors but my friends. 
I've made so many friends at 
CUP that I hate to leave them 
when I graduate. Especially the 
professors and RACs members. 

I realize there are some 
handicapped students who use 
their disabilities as an excuse not 
to do their work or to hand it in 
late, but the majority are like 
myself. We work hard and are 
too proud to ask for help. We 
struggle through thinking that 
asking for help is admitting you 
aren't as smart as the person 
without a handicap. 
Being a handicapped student at 




Jane Custer 



CUP is probably one of the best 
decisions you can make. The 
students, professors, staff, RACs 
and everyone who works here 
are eager to help you succeed. 

I DID IT. I made it through 
and will graduate this fall. I did 
what everyone said I couldn't do 
due to sight loss. I, with the help 
of everyone at CUP, made it to 
graduation. I now have a better 
view of myself, my future and 
my handicap. 

THANK YOU, MY FRIENDS 
AT CUP, I COULDN'T HAVE 
DONE IT WITHOUT YOU. 

-Jane Custer is a senior 
communication major 



'Tis the season to be jolly, 
right? Not according to the 
bureaucrats that run this fine 
institution. A few days ago, a 
memo was sent to each office 
computer around campus stating 
to university employees that it 
would be inappropriate to 
decorate their offices and such 
with anything pertaining to 
Christian or Jewish faith, such as 
nativity scenes, angels or signs 
about Christmas or Hanukkah. 
The end of the memo states, 
"This is not intended to prevent 
employees from enjoying and 
celebrating the holiday season." 
What? 

It seems to me that these so 
called "politically correct" 
individuals have forgotten the 
true meaning of Christmas and 
Hanukkah. For Christians, 
Christmas is the celebration of 
the birth of Christ. For people of 
Jewish descent, Hanukkah 
commemorates the rededication 
of the Temple of Jerusalem. 
Either way, this is the time of the 
year for giving and for enjoying 
time with loved ones. 

Now, I know that the ACLU 
and its members feel that 
government funding of such 
decorations is politically wrong; 
it forces the beliefs of 
individuals employed by the 
state and federal governments on 



those who do not have the same 
beliefs. Alright, I'll try to accept 
that. But what about those who 
purchase decorations out of their 
own pockets in order to brighten 
their own little corners of the 
world (i.e. their desks, offices, 
etc.). What is so wrong with that. 

Having a background in the 
Christian faith; am I supposed to 
be offended when I see "Happy 
Hanukkah" on a sign? Well, I'm 
not. Everyone has their own 
beliefs, and (pardon the "dude" 
expression) that's cool with me. 

I want to know, does the 
ACLU and those with the same 
beliefs as the ACLU take 
Christmas day off? Do some or 
all of those "politically correct" 
individuals celebrate Christmas 
or Hanukkah? If they're against 
others stating their beliefs in 
decorations, maybe we should 
force them to start working on 
Christmas day. I don't think 
you'd hear them bitching about 
holiday decorations then. 

I think that it's high time for 
the ACLU, the Clarion 
University administration and 
anyone else who is "politically 
correct" to stop forcing their 
"constitutional" beliefs on the 
rest of us. So to all those who are 
like me, "politically incorrect," I 
just want to say Merry 
Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, 
Joyeaux Noel, Feliz Navidad. . . 



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A few weeks ago I submitted a 



letter to your office addressing 
the speech that Sister Souljah 
delivered at this campus on Nov. 
4, 1992. In that letter, I 
paraphrased Souljah's degrading 
remarks toward white women. I 
said, "She (Sister Souljah) says 
that white women are so shallow 



that they judge their potential 
mates by the size of their wallet 
and what kind of car they 
drive." 

The next week, I was accused, 
in print, of being "Totally 
misinformed." Michelle Lanier 
said that she read my letter and 



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was "very upset with the 
misquoted information in the 
Call." She said that she "went 
around asking people who 
attended the lecture if they heard 
this, and the answer was NO!" 

Well, I don't know who Ms. 
Lanier talked to, but they must 
have been out for popcorn 
during part of the speech. I quote 
the following from a tape of 
Souljah's speech (which I 
listened to three times, Ms. 
Lanier). 

"African women can not 
continue to judge African men 
by White Standards, which is 
what kind of car they drive and 
how much money they have in 
their wallets!" Hmmm. That 
sounds familiar. 

I suggest Ms. Lanier remove 
the chip from her shoulder; it 
may allow her to hear the truth... 



-Blair Hindman 



Clarion Five and 
Dime University 

Dear Editor: 

The headline on page three of 
the Nov. 16 Derrick said "CUP 
Trustees Approve Support Fee 
Hike." GREAT!! I have too 
much money anyway. Let's see, 
we have an application fee, 
tuition, instructional support fee, 
and the new graduation fee. 

Why stop? Why not have a 
desk rental fee? If a student 
wants to sit and write during 
class, let them pay extra. What 
about the wear and tear on the 
sidewalks from students walking 
to and from class? Better 
institute a sidewalk users fee. 
Maybe we should pay a nickel 
every time we sharpen our 
pencils. Lets not forget the 
possible gold mine of pay 
toilets! What about all that water 
being sucked out of the 
fountains? How about a dime for 
five seconds worth? Why not 

T il I I 'l [ | | 

(cont. on pg.4) 



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Catholic Campus Ministry 

Invites you to join us for a 

Candlelight Mass 


















To Celebrate the Season 

on Sunday Dec. 13 
at 7:00 PM at I.C. Church 



We will celebrate the Rite of Acceptance at 
this liturgy and welcome the following 

students as Catechumans and Candidates 

Heidi Kessler, Art Stewart, Jennifer 

Irwin, Jenny Smith, Larry Walton 








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Letters . . . 



The Clarion Call - 12-10-92 -Page 5 



(cont. from pg. 2) 



Clarion Five and 
Dime University 

force students to use pay phones 
to register for classes? Split the 
profit with the phone company. 
Why not change the name to 
Clarion Five and Dime 
University? After-all, I am being 
nickeled and dimed to the point 
of madness! 

The trustees approved the hike 
after "receiving reports in 
support of the action from the 
school's Student Senate, Faculty 
Senate and Dean's Council." To 
those three groups, I say, that's 
all I have. That's all there is and 
there ain't no more (Pardon the 
English). It took me ten years to 
get here and now I face the 
possibility of being nickeled and 
dimed out after two years. Cut us 
a break. 

-Rodney Sherman 

is a Sophomore 

Communication major. 



Pictures vs. 
Platforms 

Dear Editor: 

A few things need to be 
clarified about this year's Student 
Senate elections. 

The original deadline for 
Senate applications was Friday, 
Nov. 6 at 4:00p.m. 

Sixty-six applications were 
taken from the Student Senate 
office, yet only 18 were returned 
on time. 

The Clarion Call agreed that 
pictures for Senate would 
be taken Friday, Nov. 6 and 
Mon. Nov. 9 from 2:30- 4:00 in 
the Call office. 

Due to the lack of returned 
applications, the Senate decided 
to extend the deadline to Friday, 
November 13 at 4:00. 

At this point, Student Senate 
informally decided that 
candidate wh« «*"•»'' «i-- : - 

picture taken had to do so on 



their own by Tuesday, Nov. 
10. Not all candidates did. 

At this point, I would like to 
thank Michelle Sporer for her 
help and insuring the platforms 
and photos were in the Nov. 12 
issue of the Call. 

I would also like to thank Ray 
Henderson for taking the 
candidates pictures for the Call. 

Yet, not all candidates had 
their pictures taken in time to 
appear at the polls on Monday. 
This was no one's fault in 
particular, but how was Ray to 
get all pictures taken Sunday 
night? 

Due to the fact that not all 
candidates had their pictures 
developed, or even taken by 
Monday evening, the Student 
Senate passed a motion: If all 
photos were not developed by 
11:00 Tuesday, Nov. 17, no 
pictures could be up at polls for 
the remainder of the Week. 

This explains why from 

Tuesday to Thursday only 



platforms were at the polls. 

Student Senate is discussing 
if pictures or just 
platforms will be used in the 
future. 



-Christy Lee Kuchak is 

Student Senate Elections 

Committee Chairperson 



A voice against 
pollution 

Dear Editor, 

In all the hustle and bustle of 
this world we live in it is 
refreshing to see that our campus 
is trying to do it's part in saving 
the environment. 

That is , most of the campus! 
Everywhere you look, 
everywhere corner you turn, you 
see recycling bins for paper, 
aluminum, glass and plastic. 
This includes the new snack 



bar, Pizzamore, at the Gemmel 
Student Center. 

The only problem is, the snack 
bar also uses one of the worst 
products for the destruction of 
our Earth, namely styrofoam. 
Styrofoam plates, styrofoam 
cups, and plastic siverware. 
Something has to be done about 
this pollution. 

Maybe if enough students and 
teachers get together and speak 
out against this, Pizzamore will 
come to the conclusion that it is 
time to join the 90's. 

Pick up a piece of paper and a 
pencil and let the people in 
charge know how we really feel 
about all of this. 

Lets all show our concern by 
banding together with one voice 
against this injustice to our 
Earth. 



A concerned student, 
Jayne Sheriff 



Universities see drop in enrollments 



Harrisburg (AP)- Efforts to 
cap enrollments and keep costs 
in line at the 14 state-owned 
universities helped to reduce 
slighUy the number of students 
attending the schools for the 
1992 fall semester. 

James McCormick, Chancellor 
of State System of Higher 
Education, which oversees the 
state-owned schools, said in a 



statement issued on Thursday 
that enrollments dropped by 1.23 
percent from 99,850 in 1991 to 
98,624 this fall. 

"Due to the 3.5 percent 
decrease in the system's state 
appropriation this fiscal year, the 
universities have reduced their 
expenditures by capping or 
decreasing enrollments, 

implementing hiring freezes, 



delaying deferred maintenance 
projects and suspending 
instructional equipment 

purchases and library 
acquisitions," McCormick said. 

Over the last 10 years, 
enrollment at the state-owned 
schools has risen by 24.4 
percent. McCormick said the 
large increase in enrollments has 
pushed school buildings and 



staffs to their limit. 

The largest decline in students 
occurred among those enrolled 
part time. For fall 1992, part- 
time enrollments decreased by 
9.7 percent, while the number of 
full-time students increased by 



1.14 percent. 

The number of students aged 
25 years and older also 
increased. Currently, one out of 
every five students in the state 
system is over 25, McCormick 
said. 
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Lock Haven, Pa. (AP)- About 
500 students rallied outside Lock 
Haven University's admini- 
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the school president and his staff 
are cutting the classes required to 
complete degrees. 

The school says the number 
must be cut because of 
reductions in its state 
appropriation. The students are 
unhappy because they fear the 
cuts will make them stay in 
school longer. 

"They get your here, they take 
your money, then they take away 
your classes and keep you here 
longer and take more money," 
said Ann Marie Mazzeo, a Lock 
Haven senior. 

A 3.5 percent cut in state 
appropriations for Lock Haven 
University and other stale 



schools necessitated eliminating 
some classes and reducing the 
number of sections of other 
courses, the school 

administration said. 

"Yes. It is the case that we 
have dropped some upper 
division classes," said Mary 
Pursell, the university provost 
and vice president for academic 



affairs. "As the state removes 
funding, not only are we not 
being funded to the level we 
should be, we are not being 
funded to the level we have 
been." 

"It (money) has to come from 
somewhere and students need to 
make up the difference," said 
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New Student Senate officers elected 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 



Gara Smith and Michele 
Piccirillo were elected into the 
'93 Student Senate term as 
president and vice president, 
respectively, at Monday night's 
senate meeting. 

The 20 new Senate members 
turned out to elect their peers 
from the four senators who were 
running for the seats. 

Several issues that were 
touched upon during the 
speeches and question and 
answer period included tuition 



tone the president and vice 
president set. . .will carry out to 
die student body." 

One of Smith's priorities for 
the new term is a revision of the 
Student Senate by-laws and the 
constitution. "I definitely want 
to revise the constitution and the 
by-laws because they need to fit 
the needs and concerns of the 
students." 

Piccirillo and Senator Jack 
Shannon discussed rewards and 
punishments for committees and 
for keeping or not keeping office 
hours, during their speeches. 
One of the goals Piccirillo has 



"To be your voice, we 
need to hear your voice. " 



fees, campus awareness and 
cultural diversity 

Senator Ralph Godbolt, 
Smith's opponent, called for a 
change of student perception 
concerning Senate. "We need a 
change. With your help we can 
begin to make a change." 
Godbolt went on to say that "too 
many of our students do not 
know Student Senate does 
anything." 

Smith also called for changes 
within Student Senate and said, 
"It is time for a challenge. The 



for her term is to increase 
student awareness concerning 
student senate. "I want to boost 
the awareness of students on 
campus about Student Senate so 
they know what we are doing for 
them, and I hope they let us 
know what we can do for them." 
Smith supported Piccirillo's 
goals by saying, "To be your 
voice, we need to hear your 

voice." 

Student Senate elections for 
senate members was held from 
November 16-19. The 1993 




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Gara Smith, left, and Michele Piccirillo were recently elected 
and Vice President, respectively. 



student senate members are as 
follows: elected freshmen are 
Stephanie Gninibus-264 votes, 
Kurt Pannier-192, Kelly 
Thompson-179 and Mark 
Herbst-167. Elected upper- 
classmen are: Kan King- 193 
votes, Jay Campbell-176, 
Amy Donahue-168, Jack 
Shannon- 160, Emily Arnold- 
139, Dane Knight--138, 
Emmanuel Onwudie-137, Jason 



Renda-131 and Katrina 
Helmick-129. Re-elected 
senators are: Michele Piccirillo— 
237 votes, Ralph Godbolt-201, 
Amy Schaub-192, Kash Patel- 
188, Gara Smith-181, Jeff 
Burns- 158 and Greg Crissman- 

129. 

The freshmen alternates are 
Angela Link and Becki Jones. 
The alternates for upperclassmen 
are: Katie Trapini, Michael 



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HARRISBURG (AP) The 
Board of Governors of the State 
System of Higher Education 
does not have an adequate policy 
dealing with internal investi- 
gations at campuses, a legislative 
committee's audit has found. 

The audit released Monday by 
the Legislative Budget and 
Finance Committee also found 
that the board and the 
Chancellor's Office might be 
spending more state money man 
is allowed under law. 

The audit recommends 
clarification and review of some 
of the board's policies. "It's all 
part of the fine tuning and 
perhaps significant tuning" 
needed by the board, SSHE 
Chancellor James H. 
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committee hearing on the audit. 
On internal campus investi- 
gations, the board in 1990 
endorsed a national policy 
statement on ethics and due 
process in investigations of 
misconduct by faculty and 
employees. But the board has not 
yet adopted written policies, the 
report found. Without specific 
written policies SSHE faculty 
and employees may not be given 
due process or a chance to 
respond to allegations, the audit 
said. SSHE Chief Legal Counsel 
Wayne M. Richardson said the 
board does not have direct 
involvement in investigations on 
campuses. He said universities 
handle their own investigations, 
then he reviews the findings and 



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as Student Senate President 

Jewert, Tonya Schmidt, Jim 
Smith, James Junger, John 
Martince and Denise Bump. 

Smith expressed disap- 
pointment at the voter turnout for 
the senate elections. Approxi- 
mately 500 of 6,000 students 
turned out to vote. 

Piccirillo felt that a major 
issue facing new senators 
involves combating campus 
apathy. 

SSHE Board 

decides where to refer cases. 

On fiscal matters, the board 
and the Chancellor's Office are 
allowed to spend 0.5 percent of 
the system's operating budget 
under state law. But during the 
1990-91 fiscal year the audit 
found those offices spent $7.5 
million, about 1.1 percent of the 
system's total operating budget 
of $676.8 million. 

The extra money came from 
funds returned to the 
Chancellor's office by 
universities and a $1.5 million 
pool reserved by the board for 
special projects. The audit 
suggested that the General 
Assembly decide whether that 
policy should be allowed, but 
McCormick contended that the 
law allows such spending. 

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Fraternity battle erupts 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Pennsylvania State Police at 
Shippenville are investigating a 
Nov. 21 incident at the Sigma 
Chi fraternity house on Fifth 
Avenue in which 17 members of 
the Tau Kappa Epsilon (TKE) 
fraternity face possible felony 
charges of riot, aggravated 
assault and a possible charge of 
burglary. Misdemeanor charges 
of simple assault and disorderly 
conduct are also possible. 

According to State Police, the 
trouble started with a dispute 
over a game of pool. The 
dispute escalated into a fist fight 
between the two players. 

A member of TKE was 
allegedly beaten up by a member 
of Sigma Chi. The TKE member 
allegedly returned about two 
a.m. along with about 15 
members of TKE armed with 
sections of pipe and baseball 
bats. 

The group allegedly forced its 
way into the Sigma Chi house, 
assaulted some members of that 
fraternity and caused about $870 
worth of damage. Paul 
Wolenski, a CUP student from 
McMurray, suffered head 
injuries after allegedly being hit 
with a piece of pipe. 

He was admitted to Clarion 
hospital. Other members of 
Sigma Chi allegedly suffered 
cuts, bruises and other minor 
injuries. 

In an Interfraternity Council 
(IFC) judicial board hearing held 
last evening, the board ruled 
TKE guilty and is 

recommending that the 
university revoke their charter. 

It is unlikely that any action 
will be taken before the mid- 
semester break next week. 
However, TKE's national 
fraternity will know of the 
judicial board's decision before 
the break begins. 
David E. Kipe, president of IFC, 
said, " It was by last resort to 
take away their charter, but I 
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R. Eric Shaffer, chief of 
Clarion Borough Police, said 
borough police responded to the 
incident at the request of the 
State Police. Borough officers 
were on the scene for about 30 
minutes before State Police were 
able to arrive. When reached for 
comment Dec. 4, Shaffer could 
not release any details of the 
investigation because it is being 
handled by State Police. 

Shaffer did comment on the 
affair, saying, "It's apparent the 
entire community is pretty fed 
up. One fraternity is constantly 
in trouble, and it is giving the 
other fraternities a bad name." 

Kipe issued a statement Dec. 1, 
saying, "The Interfraternity 
Council of Clarion University 
does not condone the recent 
outbreak of hostilities between 
existing fraternities. This is a 
disgrace to the fraternal system 
and overshadows any positive 
work that fraternities perform." 

"I am personally tired of 
seeing fraternities destroy each 
other. Already, hospitalization 
and police intervention has 
occurred in recent fights. The 
Interfraternity Council has tried 
to stay out of the internal 
squabbles between fraternities, 
but no more. IFC will intervene 
in all interfraternity disputes. 
Punishment for further 
unsolicited action will be 
severe," said Kipe's statement. 

Gary Fleegle, president of 
TKE, said in a telephone 
interview Dec. 4, "These 
allegations are typical of the way 
the University and the State 
Police handle situations. They 
receive a slanted, one sided story 
and disregard any and all other 
truths in the matter. . . Nothing 
has been spoken about the 
insubordinations of the other 
organization. This investigation 
is being handled 

unprofessionally and is slighting 
[the] Tau Kappa Epsilon 
fraternity." 

Fleegle alleges members of 
TKE were taunted by members 




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The Sigma Chi house was the location of a fight between Sigma Chi and Tau Kappa 
Epsilon fraternities. Charges are expected to be filed in the case. 



of Sigma Chi who pulled 
members of TKE into the house 
during the incident. 

Ron Romeo, president of the 
Clarion chapter of Sigma Chi, 
issued a short statement Dec.7, 
saying, "It's an unfortunate 
occurrence." Romeo declined to 
comment further due to pending 
legal action. 

Ron Wilshire, CUP director of 
of University Relations and 
Interim Vice President for 
University Advancement, said 
both fraternities national 
headquarters have been notified 
of the incident and parents of 
TKE members have also been 
notified because of other recent 
problems involving TKE. 

State Trooper Gilbert, of the 
Shippenville barracks, said the 
investigation is continuing. The 
two people involved in the 
original fight over the pool game 
could face charges to be filed as 
a separate incident. 

" A lot of information needs to 
be sorted out," Gilbert said. 



Classes open 



by Rodney Sherman 
Contributing Writer 



Students may want to re-check 
the class listings for the classes 
they were not able to get during 
pre-registration. Dr. John Kuhn, 
Provost and Academic Vice 
President, says there may be 
some openings. 

According to Kuhn, the recent 
increase in the instructional 
support fee, approved by the 
board of trustees, made an extra 
$100,000 available for the spring 
semester. Sections have been 
added to courses such as Basic 
Composition, Fundamentals of 
Speech and Computer Sciences. 
As late as Dec. 4 sections were 



added in some computer courses. 

Many students had complained 
during the registration process 
that needed courses were not 
available or that all sections were 
already filled. Kuhn said the 
changes increased section 
availability in high demand 
courses by 20 percent. 

"There is no doubt that the 
action taken by the trustees 
greatly improved the situation," 
said Kuhn. 

He added that pre-registration 
for students first coming in next 
(spring) semester, held Dec. 4, 
went well and that those students 
were able to complete a 
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■"■^^^~T™".1 investigations conducted 
by Public Safety for the weeks of November 17 through December 6. 

A hit and run vehicle accident was reported on Nov. 17 at around 11:30 
p.m. The vehicle, a red 1989 Acura, had damage to the left front fender. 

A fire alarm on the second floor of Nair Hall was activated at around 
11:41 p.m. on Nov. 19. 

On Nov. 20, at around 3:15 a.m., unknown actors set fire to the papers 
on the display board located on the fourth floor of Campbell Hall. The 
incident is under investigation. 

A fire alarm was activated on the third floor of Wilkinson Hall at 
around 2:30 a.m. on Nov. 21. An investigation is pending. 

Around 3:00 a.m. on Nov. 22, a fire alarm was activated on the first 
floor of Campbell Hall. The incident is under investigation. 

A report of a theft from Nair Hall resulted in six peep hole lenses being 
removed from dorm room doors. An investigation is pending. 

On Dec. 3, an unknown actor pulled a fire alarm at around 1:50 a.m. on 
the second floor of Wilkinson Hall. 

A ladder was removed from a maintenance vehicle near Nair Hall on 
Dec. 3, at around 8:00 a.m. This theft is being investigated. 

Two individuals were observed dragging a pine tree near the Gemmell 
Student Complex on Dec. 4, at around 2:30 a.m. The individuals .ran 
from the scene, leaving the pine tree. Following the drag marks left by 
the tree, it was identified as having been cut from behind the Gemmell 
Complex. 

On Dec. 6, a report of a broken window on the third floor of Becht Hall 
was investigated by Public Safety. 

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The Clarion Call - 12-10-92- Page 7 

Two Clarion Professors 
in running for AT&T 
national investment prize 



by Jodi Seely 
News Writer 



Two Clarion University 
educators are in the running for 
top honors in the AT&T 
Collegiate Investment Challenge. 

Dr. Jeffrey Eicher and Dr. 
Marguerite VanLandingham are 
currently ranked second and 
third, respectively, in the 
"educators" division of the 
contest. 

The nationwide competition is 
open to high school and college 
students and educators who try 
for the top prize of a free trip to 
the Bahamas. 

As of Monday, Eicher had 
amassed profits of $115,166 and 
VanLandingham, profits of 
$86,588 on a fictional $500,000 
invested at the start of the 
competition. 

An estimated 20,000 students 
in 500 schools compete for more 
than $200,000 in prizes. Clarion 
is involved through the Financial 
Management Association. 

Each entrant was given an 
imaginary $500,000 account at 
the beginning of the contest, 
Nov. 2. The goal is to make as 
much money as possible of the 
original 500 grand by the close 
of the competition, Feb. 26. 

Competitors are free to buy, 
sell, short sell and borrow on 
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One Co-sponsor of the event is 
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students, colleges, high schools, 
and educators every Monday in 
the Money Section. 

Dr. Eicher has been involved in 
the challenge for three years 
now. He teaches finance, law 
and taxes here at Clarion. 

Dr. Eicher explained that 
everyone is judged by their 
portfolio of "well-doings" in a 
computer. 

The portfolios are reviewed 
each week, processing the top 
scores by how well decisions are 
made on the stocks. 

For these four months, students 
and educators will have their 
own fictional brokerage account, 
complete with a toll-free 800 
service line. This line connects 
the players with a "broker" to 
make trades. The winner will 
gain the trip to the Bahamas, but 
all will receive a valuable 
educational experience. 

According to the news release 
put out by the Financial 
Management Association, "The 



Challenge was designed as a fun 
and exciting way of providing 
students with a realistic, hands- 
on experience in the financial 
markets which are at the center 
of all business activity today." 
VanLandingham and Eicher 
give advice to students who are 
participating. 

The three-step approach that 
Eicher uses for success is based 
on the amount of time the game 
is played. 

For example, there is little time 
to take advantage of stock gains. 
So he attempts to maximize the 
risk by looking for the largest 
profits over the short term. 

He also relies on Minimum 
Diversity, giving the greatest of 
price fluctuations. He then 
makes sure current earnings are 
relative to price and growth 
potential. 

At Clarion, 40 students and 
five faculty members are 
participating in the AT&T 
Collegiate Investment Challenge. 

Last year's winner in the high 
school division, Manuel Lopez, 
said, "A thousand books about 
the [stock] market wouldn't teach 
you as much and a thousand 
days on the beach wouldn't be as 
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Recruiter to aid enrollments 



by Lisa Cornelius 
News Writer 



Without students, Clarion 
University would cease to exist, 
which is one reason why the 
recruiting department here in 
Clarion is so crucial. 

The main target of recruiters 
are first time in college [FTIC] 
students, transfer students and 
returning adult students. 
Principally, the majority of 
students recruited are incoming 
freshmen. 

However, now that the baby 
boomers are nearing middle age, 
the number of graduating high 



school students has rapidly 
declined in the past twenty years. 

Because of the impending 
recession and economic decline 
in this area of Pennsylvania, 
many young people have opted 
to move out of the area and 
attend schools in areas with more 
economic promise. 

In the past year, Clarion 
University has been diligently 
working at improving enrollment 
on campus. 

According to John Shropshire, 
the dean of enrollment 
management and academic 
records, the targeted goal was to, 
"bring in 1,000 FTIC students 



and 250 transfer students." 
This semester showed the goals 
being exceeded, with 1,181 
FTIC students and 361 transfer 
students enrolling. 

The reason for these surprising 
statistics are attributeded in a 
large part to the addition of 
Latrobe Barnitz, a regional 
recruiter. Barnitz is based in the 
Harrisburg and Philadelphia 
areas and travels 500-700 miles a 
week in order to travel from 
school to school attempting to 
recruit potential students. 

Clarion University feels that 
Barnitz is greatly needed to 
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Changes in comm. 



by Dorilee Raybuck 
News Writer 



Proposed changes for the 
Communication Curriculum have 
been approved. 

Every year, a standing 
committee reviews the entire 
communication curriculum. The 
process ensures gradual, yet 
systematic changes to the 
curriculum rather than a 
complete revamping occurring at 
one time. 

"Communication has a 
dynamic curriculum that must 
keep evolving or students will 
not be competitive in the job 
market," said Arthur Barlow, 
associate professor of 
communication. 

Under the new changes, 
communication evaluation 
(Comm 451) has been removed 
from the required course list and 
changed to an elective. 

Students will be required to 
take an additional elective course 
in communication to replace the 
formerly required 

Communication Evaluation. 

A number of new courses have 
been added to the 
communication department's 



curriculum. 

The new courses include: 
Comm 291: Media Ethics and 
Responsibilities, Comm 428: 
Mass media programming and 
and analysis, Comm 488: Media 
program design for organizations 
and Comm 489: Global mass 
communication. 

400 level communication 
courses have been cross-listed 
and are now available for 
graduate credits. The courses 
affected include: Comm 400: 
Media advertising, Comm 405: 
Presentation graphics, Comm 
411: Foundations of broad- 
casting, Comm 415: Local 
advertising, Comm 431: Public 
relations principles and 
practices, Comm 44 1 : Advanced 
media writing, Comm 442: 
Broadcast news and continuity 
writing, Comm 433: Promotional 
writing, Comm 452 
Communication law, Comm 460 
Television directing, Comm 499 
Special topics in communication. 
Dr. Myrna Kuehn and 
professor Sue Hilton worked 
together for the approval of a co- 
requisite. Comm 405: 

Presentation graphics and SCT 
214: Business and professional 
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world," said Hilton. 

New options have been added 
for the required Comm 351: 
Production application. Students 
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highly populated Philadelphia- 
Harrisburg area. Countless 
studies have shown that Eastern 
Pennsylvania can easily produce 
better students in today's career 
world. 

Another concern is minority 
students. Shropshire commented 
that the enrollment of African- 



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'Restore Hope 'begins 



compiled by Dorilee Raybuck 
from the AP service 

National 

Operation 
Restore Hope begins 

American Troops are on the 
ground in Somalia. The only 
apparent problem they faced in 
the early landings near the 
capital Mogadishu was running 
the gauntlet of reporters and 
photographers waiting on the 
beach. 

Their initial objective was the 
city's airport. 

The troops were the advance 
team from a force of 1,800 that 
had been waiting aboard three 
ships off the Somali coast. 

Once the airport and the port of 
Mogadishu are firmly under 
control, the way will be paved 
for an airlift of up to 27,000 
more U.S. troops to seize other 
key installations and protect 
truck convoys of food to the 
nation's hard-hit interior. 



White house spokesman 
Marlin Fitzwater said President 
Bush will be kept abreast of 
developments in Somalia by 
National Security Adviser Brent 
Scowcroft. Fitzwater's 

statements came as the first U.S. 
troops began their amphibious 
landing on Tuesday evening, 
EST. 

Before Navy SEAL and marine 
commandoes came ashore at the 
Mogadishu airport in Somalia, 
scores of Somali militia 
members had been leaving -- and 
taking their weapons with them. 

Mogadishu's two major 
warlords, Mohamed Farrah 
Aidid and Ali Mahdi Mohamed, 
had both pledged to U.S. special 
envoy Robert Oakley to have 
their militamen cooperate with 
the U.S. troops. 

But the departure of the 
clansmen leaves them without a 
cash cow they had milked for 
months through exorbitant 
demands for landing and cargo 
handling fees. 

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Bethlehem Steel Corporation 
said it has put the finishing 
touches on its plan to revitalize 
its Steelton, Pa. plant. 

The company announced the 
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Officials from the United 
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tax relief proposal 

Lieutenant Governor Mark 
Singel and two democratic 
lawmakers unveiled a new 
property tax relief proposal on 
Tuesday, but Governor Casey 
said it looked like a tax relief and 
promised to veto any tax 
increase. The plan would give 
counties the option to impose 
either a one percent wage tax or 
a one percent personal income 
tax. Counties could also levy a 
one percent sales tax. Singel 
said local governments must 
have more revenue raising 
options. 



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compiled by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Police investigate IUP library 
bomb threat 

The Penn 

The IUP library was the site of 
a bomb threat Friday Nov. 13, 
according to IUP campus police. 

On Tuesday morning, Nov. 10, 
custodians in the library found a 
threat written on the wall of the 
third floor men's restroom. The 
threat said a bomb would 
explode in the library on Friday 
Nov. 13. 

IUP police searched the 
building Thursday night and 
"gave it a clean bill of health." 
Police searched users bags on 
Friday. 



Lock Haven students protest 
course cuts 

Eagle Eye 

Over 500 students gathered at 
Sullivan Hall on the Lock Haven 
University campus to protest 
several topics, ranging from 
frustrations with the phone 
registration system to upper level 
course cuts. 

Students assembled at 1 p.m., 
with such charges as Lock 
Haven, "isn't a college, it's a 
sleep away from high school." 

The rally was organized by 
Student Cooperative Council 
Vice President Jeremy Bolton, 
with the slogan, "Tired of Lock 
Haven's bullshit?" Administrator 
Dr. Mary Pursell said the 
university was listening. 



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last month to address student 
concerns. 

In October, IUP's student 
affairs office investigated assault 
rumors, the majority of which 
dealt with allegations of attacks 
by Greek and black Greek 
pledges. The investigation found 
the rumors to be baseless, 
according to a university press 
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A how to guide to surviving finals 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



Well undergrads, here we are 
again. The end of the semester 
is near, and the week from hell is 
even closer. For all you 
freshmen who have never 
experienced the agony of finals 
week, be warned, because it 
doesn't get any worse than this. 

For those of you who find it 
hard to study for an exam weeks 
ahead of time, this first part is 
for you. The Merlin Art of Test 
Preparation: How to Cram and 
Make it Count, lists ways that 
students can cram for an exam 
and still have it be one of the 
most effective ways of studying. 
But, there's one stipulation. A 
cram is "good" only if what 
you're stuffing is already familiar 
and organized. Here is how to 
go about that: 

First of all familiarize yourself 
with the bulk of the material that 
has been assigned for the test. 
Look it over entirely and get a 
sense of how much there is, how 
long learning it will take and 
how difficult the material is for 
you. 

If you've been working 
steadily throughout the course, 
this first part is already 
completed by the time the exam 
rolls around. 

If there is more than one 
source of information for the 



test, make a list of the order in 
which you will study the 
material. 

As a good rule of thumb, it is 
almost always best to start with 
lecture notes. These notes 
represent the ideas and 
organization regarded as 
important by the professor. By 
studying the lecture material 
first, you develop a mental road 
map of the whole territory that is 
going to be covered, especially 
what to emphasize and what to 
ignore. 

Study your material as a 
whole. Then read it, recite it, 
review it and question yourself 
on it. You ought to be able to 
generate questions that you 
would ask students if you were 
teaching them the material. 
More often than not, you will ask 
questions of yourself the night 
before the test that are virtually 
identical to the ones that will 
actually be asked by the 
professor. 

Finally, be active. Passive 
reading of text and lecture 
material is not studying. 

If you're not a crammer and 
feel more confident studying 
early, your next concern should 
be the kind of test that you will 
be taking. Here are a few ways a 
student can prepare for both 
objective and essay tests. 

For objective tests, read 



directions carefully, glance 
quickly through the test to plan 
your time efficiently and answer 
the questions you know first; 
there may be clues within the 
test that might help you with the 
more difficult questions. Watch 
carefully the meaning of 
questions containing double 
negatives, give full attention to 
each question, try to supply your 
own answer before reading the 
choices provided and change 
your original answer if you have 
a strong hunch it's wrong. When 
using a seperate answer sheet, 
keep it to the right and close to 
the test booklet; check frequenUy 
to see that you are answering in 
the properly numbered space and 
always be sure to check for 
omitted questions. 

For essay tests read all 
questions before you start to 
write; as ideas come to you, jot 
them down on scratch paper, 
make sure you understand what 
you've been asked to do and 
always think before you write. 
Start with what you know; this 
reduces anxiety and facilitates 
clear thinking. If the question 
seems vague or too broad, make 
clear your interpretation before 
answering. Provide specific as 
well as general information, use 
the technical vocabulary relevant 
to the course and always write 
something; never leave a 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
This is what is in store for everyone on campus next week. 

question blank. Write legibly good to study hard, but don't 



and proofread; even a few 
moments spent in correcting 
grammar, punctuation and 
spelling may improve your 
grade. 

Always remember to stay 
relaxed when taking finals. It is 



forget the importance of rest and 
a balanced diet. They both have 
a great affect on the 'way you 
perform. 

If you feel that you still need 
some study tips, the Tutorial 
Center in Davis Hall could help. 



Famous Clarion alumnus returns 



by James Amato 
Contributing Writer 



On Saturday, Novermber 21, 
Clarion University alumnus 
Larry Richert presented a talk on 
broadcasting to all who attended 
in Becker Hall. Richert is an 
announcer for KDKA TV in 
Pittsburgh, and also serves as a 
weather forecaster for the 
station's morning newscasts. 

Richert began his talk to the 
members of the audience by 
explaining his start in 
broadcasting here in Clarion. 
"When I came to Clarion State, 
things began to start happening 
in the Communication 
Department. WCCB and WCUC 
were starting to get off of the 
ground, but the emphasis in the 



curriculum was focused on 
public relations and topics like 
that instead ot\the broadcast 
fields." 

He also noted that a lot of 
classes dealt with writing and 
that the communication 
department had more classes on 
this subject than the english 
department did at that time. 
While at Clarion. Richert worked 
at both WCUC and WCCB 
Radio, in all aspects of radio. It 
was at this time that he helped 
set up the first broadcast of 
Golden Eagles' Football, which 
was simulcast on both stations. 

After graduating in 1981, 
Richert found work in such 
formats as country and oldies, 
and in areas such as his native 



Pittsburgh, he decided to try 
comedy by doing an act at The 
Funny Bone in Pittsburgh. A 
video of his act caught the 
attention of the General Manager 
of KDKA Television who was 
developing a morning show to 
lead into the network's (CBS) 
morning news. 

The result was "Wake Up with 
Larry Richert." The program 
featured news as well as 
humorous spots and celebrity 
interviews with stars such as 
Robin Leach and Sammy Davis, 
Jr. The show lasted for about a 
year and a half until it was 
dropped in order to bring more 
news to the station. Richert was 
also the midday host for KDKA 
Radio until this fall as well. 



Now he is solely into TV work 
and reporting human interest 
stories for Eyewitness News at 
6:00 am. He said that he wants 
to "find the good news" in order 
to entertain people, instead of 
having the news focus on the bad 
aspects of society. 

Along with his experiences, 
Richert also told the members of 
the group about things they 
should know if they are 
interested in broadcasting. He 
said that writing skills are 
important in this field as well as 
any other. 

He mentioned that "with 
writing, you can rise in any field 
if you can do it well." Richert 
also suggested that people in 
broadcasting should take all of 



the chances that they should get, 
and that one must have an inner 
drive if they want to succeed in 
this business as well. "In order 
to survive in broadcasting, it 
helps to stay flexible and that 
you can adapt to change," 
Richert recommends. 

As for future plans Richert 
hopes to continue in TV, 
hopefully in the entertainment 
aspect of the business. Among 
some of the goals that he 
mentioned is that he would like 
to work on human interst stories. 

Larry Richert was brought to 
this campus thanks to the work 
of the National Broadcast 
Society. 



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Into the Streets update: 



by Lisa Ijepre 
Features Writer 



On Saturday December 5 from 
1 to 4 p.m., the members of Into 
the Streets took their first plunge 
into the community to provide 
their services to those in need in 
the Clarion community. A 
plunge experience is a one time 
meaningful volunteer experience 
involving the participation in 
various activites that are 
designed to benefit the 
community. A plunge volunteer 
is not required to make a 
commitment to the Into the 
Streets organization. The only 
thing a volunteer must do is 
show up at the given site and 
agree to give their best effort in 
volunteering their services. 

The December plunge was a 
training session for Into the 
Streets members who are known 
as the coalition. The purpose of 
the training session was to 
enable the coalition to prepare 
themselves in recruiting future 
volunteers and members. 

Four sites in the community 
participated in this plunge. 
These sites were Clarion Care 
Center, Allegheny Manor, 
MRMH and the Bridge House. 
The 20 members who 
participated were divided into 
groups and sent to the sites. 
Both the Clarion Care Center 
and Allegheny Manor are homes 



for the eldery. MRMH provides 
assistance for the mentally 
disadvantaged, while the Bridge 
House is a temporary home for 
women and children who are 
victims of abuse rebuilding their 
lives. 

Volunteers were asked to do 
such things as play bingo, read 
and play games like musical 
chairs with the children. 
However, no matter what the 
activity, each of the volunteers 
were giving their most precious 
and valuable gift- time. Each 
volunteer reached out to another 
person giving someone in need 
the attention they deserve and 
receiving the self-satisfaction of 
making someone else feel 
special. Volunteering is a 
painless experience. The 
sacrifice is small, but the reward 
can last a lifetime. 

Any Clarion University student 
who is interested in taking the 
plunge is encouraged to attend 
the next plunge on February 20, 
1993 in 248 Gemmel Student 
(TTBA). Into the Streets plans 
to become a volunteering 
headquarters for interested 
students, but it takes the 
individuals to make it happen. 
For more information contact 
Denise Bump at 226-3995. Any 
community organization that 
would like to become a site is 
asked to contact Lynn Haroldson 



Rock news 



by Amy Whittaker 
Features Writer 



"Rock for Wood" is a Walden 
Woods benefit album. Fourteen 
Boston-area bands, including 
Cobalt 60, Vision Thing, 
Stompbox, Robin Lane and Tree 
are donating all royalties from 
the album to fund-raising groups 
striving to purchase Henry David 
Thoreau's Walden Woods to save 
it from developers. 

Suzi DeMarchi, lead singer of 
the Baby Animals, was involved 
in a scuffle with Chris Robinson 
of the Black Crowes. After a 
Crowes concert in Australia, 
Robinson apparently informed 
DeMarchi that, "If you want to 
sing lil.e a man, you've got to 
have balls." Was she justified? 
You be the judge. In more Black 



Crowes news. Bassist Johnny 
Colt was arrested for obstruction 
of justice in Minneapolis. He 
tried to fend off some of what he 
believed to be overly aggressive 
police officers from an 
intoxicated fan. 

With Christmas just around the 
comer, you may be looking for 
gifts for your favorite Red Hot 
Chili Peppers fan. Well look no 
further, the peppers will soon be 
gracing us with "What Hits," a 
collection spanning the bands 
nine-year, six -album career and 
of course it will contain the 
horrendously overplayed single, 
"Under the Bridge." Yay! 



CAMPUS EVENTS 


Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Don CroLsley 


Thurs Dec. 10 


Fri Dec. 11 


Sat Dec. 12 


- Book Buy Back 


- Classes End 10 p.m. 


- Reading Day 


(Book Center) 


- WCCB fund drive ends 


- Buck Season ends 


9:00 a.m-4 p.m. 


- Book Buy Back 




- Dance Concert 


(Book Center) 




(LT) 8 p.m. 


- Dance Concert 






(LT) 8 p.m. 




Sun Dec. 13 


Mon. Dec. 14 


Tues. Dec. 15 


- WCCB finals week 


- Final Exams Begin 


- Book Buy Back 


broadcast begins 


- Book Buy Back 


9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. 


- Madrigal Dinner 


(Book Center) 


- Athletic timeout 


(Marianne Tower) 6 p.m. 


9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. 


luncheon 


- Catholic Campus 


- Doe season begins 




Ministry Candlelight 






Mass 7 p.m. 






Wed Dec. 16 


Thurs Dec. 17 


Fri Dec. 18 


- Book Buy Back 


- Book Buy Back 


- Final Exams End 


9:00 a.m- 5:00 p.m. 


9:00 a.m.- 5:00 p.m. 


Semester Ends 10 p.m. 


- Doe season ends 


- Graduation practice 


- Book Buy Back 


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15/1 


9:00 a.m.- 1:00 p.m. 



Senior exhibits on display at Sanford 






by Larry McKuen 
Features Writer 



A trio of art exhibits by senior 
bachelor of fine arts (BFA) are 
scheduled to appear in Marwick 
Boyd's Sanford Gallery in the 
month of December. 

The first exhibit by Jennifer 
Mete, who presented 
"Fiber/Fabrics Sculptures" from 
November 30 to December 5. 

"My work centers around the 
wind sock idea," said Mete. 
"Some of my pieces use woven 
materials and some kundo 
printed materials sewn together 
to take the shape of what I want 
to achieve. The overall effects is 
a world overcome by amazing 
variety of life forms yet 
consistent and self-contained." 

"I like to work with many 
materials and ideas at different 
times. Animals and people are 



the inspirations that motivate me 
to make things large, almost life 
size," said Mete. .,, 

The second of the exhibits is 
by senior Gary Wiant. His 
exhibit, "Ceramics," will be on 
display in the gallery from 
December 7-12. A reception 
was held December 7 in the 
gallery. 

Wiant's works consist of wheel 
thrown and handbuilt vessels. 



They are fired low with highly 
contrasting surfaces. 

The final exhibit of the year is 
by Kara Eshcllman. The exhibit 
is of the large fabric quilts and 
will be showing at the gallery 
from December 13-19. The 
opening reception will be held 
on December 13 at 7 pm. 

Support the artists of the 
university and stop down at the 
Sanford gallery today. 



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-A company in Gierloz, 
Poland, earlier this year opened a 
resort on the grounds of Wolf's 
Lair, which was Adolf Hitler's 
Nazi headquarters during his 
campaign for Eastern Europe 
from 1942 to 1945. The 
company's president said, "Let 
the historians ponder the irony." 
A German newspaper called the 
place, which attracts as many as 
5,000 tourists a day, a "Nazi 
Disneyland." 

-To meet a new fashion 
demand, Rusk, a Los Angeles 
company, recently introduced a 
product that gives clean hair the 
look and feel of hair that "hasn't 
been washed in three days." 

-The New York Post reported in 
June that Manhattan gang 
leaders were selling drug dealers 
exclusive sales rights on certain 
street corners in Harlem for as 
much as $1 million. 

-The authors of the recent book 
Crossing Antarctica report that 
many of the 5,000 tourists who 
fly in annually purchase as 
souvenirs of their visit articles 
that arrived with them on the 
same flight. 

-In October, the swallows 
Hotel in Gateshead, England, 
offered 11 chronic snorers a free 
night's stay so that it could test 



how well soundproofed the 
rooms are. The hotel staff tape- 
recorded the sounds coming 
from the rooms and promised the 
loudest snorer a prize. 

-After police pulled over Kevin 
Temple, 35, in a routine traffic 
stop in Bronson, Florida, in 
October, a police dog sniffing 
the trunk became agitated. In the 
trunk and backseat, officers 
found the following live animals: 
48 rattlesnakes, a Gila monster, 
45 non-poisonous snakes, 67 
scorpions, several tarantulas and 
small lizards and a parrot. 
Temple said they were just pets. 

-In October, biologists at 
China's Northwest University in 
Xian reported finding a 77- 
pound slimeball floating on a 
river in Shaanxi province. 
According to the scientists, the 
slimeball, a pure white fungus, 
gained 22 pounds in the first 
three days the scientists observed 
it, and has the ability to move 
across the ground on its own. 

-Three maintenance workers in 
Alexandria, Indiana, fixed a 
massive street-flooding problem 
in October when they pulled a 
200-pound hairball from a 
manhole. Said one of the men, 
"We thought we had a goat." 

-Among the topics addressed 
by the San Bernardino, 






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California county sheriff's 
Department etiquette book for 
deputies are the proper 
procedures for how to eat a 
banana (break it into pieces and 
eat it with a salad fork), buffet 
etiquette (don't load your plate 
and don't put food back after 
you take it) and fashion tips (no 
cowboy hats, white sports coats 
or safari jackets). 

-A 38-year-old man, 
unidentified in news reports, was 
hospitalized in Princeton, West 
Virginia, in October with 
gunshot wounds. He had been 
drinking beer and reported 
accidentally shooting himself 
three times — as he attempted to 
clean each of his three guns. He 
said the first shot didn't hurt, the 
second "stung a little," and the 
third "really hurt," prompting 
him to call an ambulance. 

-David Wayne Godin, 22, 
drowned near Dartmouth, Nova 
Scotia, in September as he was 
returning from his bachelor stag 
party, when his vehicle plunged 
into a lake. Attached to Godin's 
leg, courtesy of his friends at the 
party, was an authentic ball and 
chain. 

-A TV Guide poll taken in 
June revealed that one American 
in four would not give up 
television even for $1 million. 

-A Navy Department employee 
newsletter reported in July that 
Bea Perry, a secretary with a 
Navy unit in Washington, D.C., 
commutes to work daily from 
her home in Trenton, New Jersey 



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captured on tape, which Schmidt 
turned over to the sheriff. 
Among the items the burglars 
were seen taking from Schmidt's 
house was a box containing eight 
marijuana plants. Schmidt was 
charged with misdemeanor drug 
possession. 

-To honor Sheikh Fahad as- 
Sabah, the only member of 
Kuwait's royal family to die in 
the 1990 Iraqi invasion, the 
Kuwaiti Olympic Association 
mounted the Sheikh's Lincoln 
Town Car onto a marble stand, 
painted the car gold, placed a 
sculpted fist bursting through the 
roof, and elaborately floodlit it. 

-Joseph R. Shatley, 22, 
committed suicide in Lexington, 
North Carolina, in November by 
shooting himself in the head, but 
the bullet passed through him 
and also killed a female friend 
who had been trying to talk him 
out of it. 

•(C) 1992 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



MAGAZINE 



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He Shoots. He Scores 

,In his recently published autobiography, A View from Abwt, Basketball Hall of Famer 
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have made love to nearly 20,000 women during the 
course of his life. Here are the ramifications of that claim. 



The Clarion 

171 miles away. She hits the 
road at 2:30 a.m. to make it to 
her desk by 6:30. She has been 
making the same commute, for a 
variety of federal agencies in 
Washington, for 25 years. 

-In September, Natalie Pollock, 
candidate for mayor of 
Winnipeg, Manitoba, brawled 
with a professional stripper on 
the set of a "Jenny Jones" TV 
show devoted to "women with 
big breasts." Pollock claimed 
the stripper became angry when 
Pollock accused her of having 
received artificial implants. 
"She sexually assaulted me with 
her breasts," said Pollock. "She 
banged me with them in my 
eyes." 

-Michael J. Schmidt, 29, set up 
a hidden video camera at his 
home near Superior, Wisconsin, 
in October because he had been 
recently burglarized several 
times and thought he could catch 
the culprits in the act. The 
burglars came back and were 



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Time spent in seduction, conquest and 
postcoital hygiene (at an average of 22 
minutes per encounter): 7,333 hours 20 
minutes, or more than 10 months 

Time spent performing intercourse (at an 
average of 7 minutes per encounter): 
2,333 hours 20 minutes, or more than 3 
months of actual thrusting 

Volume of ejaculate (at 1 teaspoon per 
encounter): 26 gallons 

Number of sperm released (at 300 
million per ejaculation): 6 trillion 

Length of Wilt's women standing arm- 
in-arm: 9.5 miles 

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Length of Wilt's women laid end-to-end: 
20 miles 



Aggregate weight of Wilt's women (at 
124 pounds per woman): 2.48 million 
pounds, approximately the weight of 10 
727's fully loaded with fuel 

Number oiGeraldo episodes required to 
expand upon Wilt's prowess as a lover (4 
guests per episode): 5,000, or an episode 
each weekday for more than 19 years 

Number of buses required to transport 
Wilt's women to a Lakers game: 408 

Cost of halftime refreshments (hot dog, 
medium soft drink, Dove Bar) at the 
Great Western I-'orum: $155,000, plus tax 

Number of women projected to join the 
club (assuming a life expectancy for Wilt 
of 75 years, and factoring in an annual 
20 percent reduction in potency): 7,008 




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not Psychology. 
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Geography, Sophomore 

"A 2.0, 1 hope!" 




Steve Juhnke 
Geography, Senior 
"To marry a Zeta." 




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"My girlfriend, in her birthday suit with a 

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Geography-Earth Science 

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Paolo Ghisletta 
Math-Psychology, Junior 
I want people to appreciate and share 
what they have." 




Jeff Cooke 

Music Education, Senior 

"I want a box of Trojans, and some fruit 

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Communication, Senior 

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Dance concert scheduled for tonight ' 



by Ms. Huffman 
Contributing Writer 



Dance has been used for 
centuries for story telling media, 
religious media, for ancient 
cultures and for tribal rituals, 
today's dance has advanced to 
entertainment, for recreation and 
for expression of one's body. 

Clarion's annual dance concert 
will perform "Trip the Light 
Fantastic" on Dec. 10 and 11 at 
8p.m. in Marwick-Boyd Little 
Theatre to "express the art of 
entertaining." 

There will be 70 dancers to 
perform. The dancers are 
students, one professor and a 
community member. Students 
who take a dance class are 
required to participate in the 
event by dancing, passing out 
programs or helping with setting. 

Ms. Marilouise Michel is the 
director of the program. She is 
an assistant professor of speech 
communication and theatre. 
Michel has choreographed half 
of the dances for the concert, 
while student and community 
members are designing the other 
half of the performance. Dr. 
William Kennedy, instructor of 
speech communication and 
theatre is serving as technical 
director. 

A night of food, 
annual Madrigal 

by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 

Searching for a unique way to 
get in the holiday spirit? The 
fifteenth annual Madrigal dinner 
on Sunday December 13 at 6:00 
p.m. could be just what you have 
been looking for. 

The dinner will take place at 
the Clarion Castle (old Marianne 
Towers) at Routes 322 and 66. 
The hall will be decorated in the 
spirit of an old english feast. 

Alter the dinner. Clarion's 
Madrigal Singers will present a 
concert made up of Renaissance, 
Baroque and Modern Madrigal 
music. A madrigal is a song 
written for a small group and 
performed without musical 



Michel is very pleased with 
the interest and growth of the 
concert. " I am gratified to see 
the interest in dance and happy 
that 1 am able to have everyone, 
who wants to do so, perforin," 
she said. 

There is no dance major 
offered at Clarion, but a 
Theatre/Dance minor is. Michel 
said, "Taking the classes 
enhances the theatre program 
and compliments the acting on 
campus." 

This year the seating 
configuration has changed to 
hold 100 more seats to 
accomodate for the standing 
crowds in previous years. 
Tickets for the concert are S5 for 
adults, $4 for children and CUP 
students admitted free with valid 
I.D. 

"Dance is growing in 
popularity, both in participants 
and viewers. This year's concert 
will last approximately two 
hours and include jazz, lyrical 
jazz, modern dance, tapdance 
and songs from popular 
Broadway musicals. The music 
will range from George 
Gershwin to Garth Brooks. We 
can guarantee something for 
everyone", said Michel. 

song and fun, 
dinner planned 

accompaniment. Madrigals are 
based on sixteenth and early 
seventeenth century fables. 

The Madrigal singers are 
looking forward to the concert, 
which has become a highlight of 
Clarion's Christmas season. 

Jason Knott, who will be 
giving his fourth performance 
said, "The performance after 
dinner is my favorite part, and 
just being someone else for a 
night. It's a lot of fun." 

If you're looking for an 
interesting and enjoyable way to 
spend the holidays, tickets for 
the Madrigal dinner can be 
purchased by calling the Clarion 
Castle at 226-880<T Prices are 
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Pictured above is just one of the many groups that will be appearing in the annual dance 
show, "Trip the Light Fantastic." The show will include music varying from Gershwin to 
Garth Brooks, so there is something to see for all. 

Seasonal choir concert a hit 



by Eric Jones 
Features Writer 



CUP students and staff who 
were eager to experience the 
holiday season attended the 
university's concert choir 
"Classic" Christmas Concert last 
Tuesday evening in die Marwick 
Boyd Auditorium. 

Mr. Milulin Lazich, associate 
professor of music, conducted 
the featured selection created by 
the former musical legend 
Johann Sebastian Bach. The 
selection is called "Cantata #147 
Herzund Mund and Tat un 
Leber" (Heart and Voice and 
Deed of Life). 

Among some of the musicians 
that performed were Julianne 
Laird (soprano) of Indiana, Janet 
Berberian (alto) of CUP. Patrick 



Ishler (tenor) of CUP and Dr. 
John McLean (baritone) of CUP. 
The Clarion University 
Concert Choir performed various 
selections of different languages. 
Among some of the selections 
performed were Richard 
Wagner's "Wach Auf" Chorale, 
David Eddleman's "Hanukkah" 
and Philip Kern's traditional 
arrangement of "God Rest You 
Merry Gentlemen." 

The choir's performance was 
filled with artful melodies and 
harmonies uniquely blended 
together. 

Soprano, Allison Esprosito 



performed a nice solo of "O 
Holy Night" that prepared the 
audience for the Christmas Carol 
Sing-along that followed. 
• Lazich, who conducted the 
chorus' performance, encouraged 
the audience to join-in as the 
chorus sang Christmas classics 
like, "O Little Town of 
Bethlehem," "Hark, the Herald 
Angels Sing" and "Silent Night." 
The concert was a showcase 
for classical cultural music and 
Christmas songs guaranteed to 
spark up the Christmas spirit in 
all those who attended. 



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face test versus Gannon o n Saturday 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 



The Clarion Men's Basketball 
team has taken a different 
approach to its non-conference 
scheduling this season. Instead 
of entering PS AC play at 13-0 
after beating up schools like 
Miscricordia and Lake Erie, the 
Golden Eagles opted to face a 
much tougher schedule to begin 
the 1992-93 campaign. The 
result, a 4-2 start, a Herculean 
test against nationally ranked 
Gannon on Saturday, and 
immeasurable big game 
experience leading into the 
grueling PSAC schedule. 

With some demanding 
contests already behind him, 
head coach Ron Righter is happy 
with the way the team has 
responded. "If someone would 
have told me going in that we 
would be 4-2 at this point, I 
would have been pleased," 
Righter explained. "Playing an 
early season schedule such as 
this will only help us. It was 
definitely the correct move." 

The season began at Gannon, 
and the Eagles could not have 
selected a more formidable 
opponent to open with than the 
Golden Knights. The Knights 
began the game by drilling nine 
of their first ten shots and 
coasted out to a comfortable 46- 
22 halftime advantage. Clarion 
kept chipping away at the lead 
but could never get closer than 



Thomas Aquinas to town. After 
Bloomsburg defeated Ashland in 
game one of the tourney, the 
Eagles met St. Thomas in the 
nightcap of day one. 

The Spartans entered the game 
at 4-0, but the shooting of Roy 
Bumoskey and Kwame Morton 
directed the New York school 
toward Saturday's consolation 
game. The tandem connected on 
20 of their 29 field goal attempts 
including 12 out of 16 from three 
point territory in leading the 
Eagles to a 92-59 victory. 

Bloomsburg was all that stood 
between Clarion and a free sub. 
Kwame Morton was hungry. 
Morton tickled the twine for 34 
while Bumoskey and Dave 
Wojciechowski ate up 22 a piece 
in leading the Eagles to a 106-90 
victory and the Subway/KFC 
championship. Chris Boone 
provided a pleasant surprise off 
the bench by snatching 13 
rebounds in helping send the 
Huskies home with their first 
loss. Morton was selected as the 
tournament's Most Valuable 
Player while Bumoskey and 
Wojciechowski were named to 
the All-Tournament Team. 
• The Eagles put their 2-1 record 
on the line in Millersville on the 
last day of November. Neither 
team seemed bashful when it 
came to putting up shots as the 
two teams combined for 200 
points. Unfortunately for the 
Golden Eagles, Millersville 



"We're on a roll and 
we 're looking forward to 

Saturday. " 

-Roy Bumosky 



1 1 , and the Eagles fell 79-63. 

The Subway/Kentucky Fried 
Chicken Classic was next on the 
Golden Eagles' agenda. The 
tournament, which was held in 
the friendly confines of Clarion's 
Tippin Gymnasium, welcomed 
Ashland, Bloomsburg, and St. 



scored 111 of them. 

The 22 point defeat placed the 
Eagles at 2-2 as they prepared 
for their December 5 meeting 
with the University of Pittsburgh 
at Johnstown. The Mountain 
Cats kept clawing their way back 
into the contest after it seemed 




A tall order- Clarion center Ian 

that the Eagles had built a fairly 
comfortable lead, and at the half, 
UPJ only trailed by six. Quality 
minutes by ?'2" Ian Whyte and 
Boone, along with clutch foul 
shooting down the stretch 
preserved a hard fought 85-78 
conquering of UPJ. Morton 
splashed in 31 while Bumoskey 
added 22, but the Clarion inside 
game emerged as a powerful 
force with the play of Whyte, 
Boone, and the 19 rebound 
performance of Steve Branch. 

The inside game again proved 
dominant in Clarion's 90-55 
defeat of Hilbert. Branch 
bruised his way to a career high 
24 points while pulling down 
seven rebounds, and front-line 
mate Boone slammed down 16, 
seizing 13 errant shots. 



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Whyte will be asked to shut down Gannon's inside game. 

Bumoskey and Morton with an artful manipulation of 



maintained their scoring 
consistency by pouring in 18 and 
17 points respectively, as the 
Eagles find their record at 4-2 
and now carry a two game 
winning streak into Saturday's 
rematch with Gannon. 

Three weeks ago Gannon 
quickly jumped out to a 
commanding lead, forcing the 
Eagles into poor shot selection. 
Righter believes that with a few 
key adjustments, the Eagles 
offensive execution could very 
well place the Knights in 
checkmate. "We must be patient 
and reverse the ball," Righter 
explained. "You get execution 
by reversing the ball." 

Gannon runs the Princeton 
Tigers' style of half-court offense 



the 45-second shot clock. On 
several possessions, the Knights 
forced Clarion to play 35-40 
seconds of hard-nosed defense 
and then located a wide open 
cutter for a lay-up. Righter plans 
to show the Knights some 
different defensive looks on 
Saturday afternoon. "We need to 
keep them off balance by 
changing defenses and limiting 
them to one shot," added 
Righter. 

When asked about the 
upcoming Gannon game, 
Bumoskey exclaimed "We're on 
a roll and we're looking forward 
to Saturday." Righter simply 
said, "We'll be ready." Tipoff is 
set for 1 p.m. at Waldo S. Tippin 
Gymnasium. 



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Golden Eagles at 80 percent clip to open season 



Golden Eagle grapplers impressive at Rock 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



If you had asked Clarion 
University women's basketball 
head coach Margaret "Gie" 
Parsons two days ago about her 
team's early season performance, 
she may have answered 
differently. But in asking her 
that question after Tuesday 
night's victory at Mercyhurst, 
she responded by saying, "we're 
back!" 

The Clarion women defeated 
host Mercyhurst, 112-85, on 
Tuesday to improve their overall 
record to 4-1. Sophomore 
forward Carlita Jones set two 
school records with 43 points 
and 19 field goals made in the 
27-point lopsider. 

Parsons was especially pleased 
with the return of the defense in 
the victory. When the Golden 
Eagles' defense is on, the fast 
break is on and they're whole 
game is on. 

The Golden Eagles didn't have 
to worry so much about defense 
when they started their season 
off on November 20-21 in the 
Clarion Classic. The 1991-92 
Golden Eagles scored over 100 
points 11 times, but never 
reached the astronomical figures 
that this year's version did that 
weekend. The Eagles won the 
tournament with two straight 
victories, outscoring their 
opponents 286-118. 

In the first round of the 
Classic, the Golden Eagles 
hosted Westminster. The Clarion 
women must have been itching 
to open this year's campaign 
because once they stepped onto 
the court, they never stopped 
gunning. By the end of the 
contest, Clarion had broken a 
school-record for their largest 
margin of victory with an 86- 
point, 148-62, victory. Clarion 
fashioned it's new and improved 
inside game with the help of 
freshman Mona Gaffney and the 
sophomore Jones. Displaying an 
immense amount of confidence, 
Jones led Clarion in scoring with 
30 and chipped in 12 boards 
against Westminster. Gaffney 
had 25 points and a game-high 
24 boards. Co-captain Susannc 
Adams added 24 more points, 
five steals and set a new school 
record by tickling the twine with 
six threes in six attempts. 
Melissa Barncttc dished out 13 
assists in the opener. 

In the Classic's championship 
game, the Golden Eagles 
probably led the visiting Bethany 
College before the game even 
started. The Clarion women 



almost broke their own record of 
the largest margin of victory in a 
game with an 82-point, 138-56, 
victory to capture the "Run up 
everyone's stats" tourney. This 
time, Shannon Coakley led the 
way with 26 points as she was 8- 
12 from three-point country (a 
country in which the Golden 
Eagles probably own by now). 
Gaffney and Jones impressed 
again by combining for 41 points 
and 21 boards. Leatha Dudeck 
also did a little painting, 
grabbing 10 bounds. Barnette 
added nine assists and five 
steals. Amy Coon hit the net for 
16 points. 

Jones was named the 
tournament's MVP. Gaffney and 
Dudeck joined her on the All- 
tournament team. 

Even though they had already 
put up over 200 shots in their 
first two games, the Clarion 
women may not have been 
prepared for the University of 
Pitt-Johnstown on December 5. 
Clarion fell to the Division II 
powerhouse, 69-58. 

"We had a ten day rest before 
we traveled to UPJ, they may 
have been more mentally ready," 
said Parsons. "Nobody came to 
play that day." 

Gaffney led Clarion with 18 
points and eight rebounds. Jones 
added 14 points and eight 
boards. The three point shot just 
didn't fall as the UPJ defense 
pressured that aspect of CUP's 
game all night long. The Golden 
Eagles shot only 19 percent (5- 
26) from three-point land and 33 
percent overall. Clarion's 
defense stepped up in the second 
half, but the team still fell 11 
points short. 

Three days later (December 8), 
the Golden Eagles took out their 
early December frustrations on 
Gannon with a 93-78 win. Jones 
continued to spark the Eagles 
with 22 points (8-11 from the 
floor) and 11 boards. Coon 
added 16 points, five three- 
pointers. Barnette and Coakley 
had four steals each for the 
defense. 

The Golden Eagles currently 
stand at 4-1 on the season but 
will not be back home until the 
middle of January. They are in 




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through five games. 



the midst of seven road games in 
a row. Parsons is hoping that a 
difficult road schedule (only 
eight contests at home all season 
long) will prepare Clarion for the 
playoffs at the end of the season, 
which are on the road. 

Clarion has found the "missing 
piece of the puzzle" that it 
needed last year in a 
tremendously improved inside 
game. Gaffney was named the 
PSAC-West "Rookie of the 
Week" last week and is 
averaging 19 points and 13.5 
rebounds a game for the season. 
Jones has won Clarion's "Player 
of the week" honor twice already 
and is averaging 25 points a 
game for the season. The inside 
game should open up the outside 
for Coon, Coakley and company 



more and more each game. 

With the improved inside 
game, more experience and a 
little chemistry, the Golden 
Eagles could go a long way. But 
Parsons can't compare this team 
to her teams of the two previous 
years. She said that it would be 



unfair. But she can say that the 
chemistry could be a little better. 
She was quick to point out that 
chemistry is contagious. 

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by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 




Clarion University's Division I 
wrestling team opened their 
1992-93 season against #5 
ranked Arizona State on 
November 21 and dropped a 
close contest to the heavy 
favorites, 23-15. This past 
Sunday, the Golden Eagles 
bounced back to go 4-0 at the 
Slippery Rock Duals. 

118-pounder Luke Shocklee 
started off the "Jack Davis Era" 
of Golden Eagle wrestling with a 
14-7 victory over Scott 
Schluchter of Arizona State. 
After dropping the next five 
matches to the Sun Devils and 
falling behind 17-3, Clarion won 
three out of the last four matches 
to make the contest close. 
Shawn Armbrust won an 
exciting match at 167-pounds, 7- 
6, over Dwight Holcomb. One 
of the best matches of the night 
as far as the Golden Eagles are 
concerned was Chris Shaw's 
OT victory over Dan Henderson, 
Arizona State's Olympian. Rob 
Sintobin won by forfeit at the 
heavyweight position but it was 
still not enough for Clarion as 
they lost a close one. 

"Despite inexperience, this 
team really wrestled well against 
Arizona State," said new head 
coach Jack Davis in his first 
match. 

Chris Guarlotti fell 5-2 at 
134-pounds and Moss Grays fell 
5-3 at 150-pounds, in close 
decisions. A few breaks may 
have spelled an upset win for the 
unranked Eagles. 

The Golden Eagle grapplers 
traveled to Slippery Rock on 
Sunday to wrestle in a dual meet. 
The Golden Eagles gave Davis 
"exactly what he was looking 
for" in going 4-0 with victories 
over The Rock, Gannon, 
Duquesne and the defending 
Division III national champions 
from Brockport. The Eagles 
defeated Brockport, 32-9, 
Slippery Rock, 28-15, Duquesne, 
32-9 and Gannon, 31-6. 

18 different wrestlers 
competed for Clarion on the day, 
11 of whom were freshman and 



sophomores. 

Chad Billy had victories 
against Gannon and Duquesne. 
He outscored Matt Scripps of 
Gannon, 10-7, and pinned Dan 
Higgins of Duquesne in 2:38. 
Guarlotti won two of four 
matches on the day, both at the 
134-pound position. His 
victories also came against 
Gannon and Duquesne. Dan 
Fox, Dan Cole, Grays, Nick 
Pendolino and Joel Gilbert also 
won two matches on the day for 
the Golden Eagles. Fox won 
against his Gannon and 
Duquesne opponents at 142- 
pounds. Cole, at 150-pounds, 
also won his matches against 
Gannon and Duquesne. Grays, 
also at 150-pounds, won his two 
matches against Slippery Rock 
and Gannon. Gilbert was 
victorious twice, against Gannon 
and Brockport. 

Sintobin and Dan Payne were 
the biggest winners on the day 
for Clarion. Sintobin was 3-0 
with victories at heavyweight 
against Duquesne, Slippery Rock 
and Brockport. The co-captain 
Payne wrestled against every 
team and came away with four 
victories. He had two decision 
victories at 177-pounds over 
SRU and Brockport, as well as 
earning a forfeit victory at this 
weight against Duquesne. Payne 
defeated Tom Tracy of Gannon 
at 190-pounds for his fourth 
victory of the day. 

Buck O'Korn, J.J. Konigus, 
Shocklee, Paul Antonio and 
Scott Carr also added victories 
on the day for Clarion. 

The only thing on Sunday that 
displeased Davis was that he said 
Clarion lost five matches that 
they should have won. "We 
have to work on winning the 
matches that we are supposed to 
win and then taking away a few 
matches that we aren't supposed 
to win," said Davis. 

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have their hands full this 
Saturday when they host West 
Virginia and Ohio State. WVU 
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A final look at Golden Eagle football, by the numbers 



by Hen Vcssa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

football commentary 

Before we say goodbye to this 
magical football season, let's 
take a look back at what the 
1992 Golden Eagle football team 
accomplished in their road to the 
PSAC-Wcst championship, by 
the numbers. 

0- The number of victories 
Clarion could boast of after four 
games. 

1- The national ranking at one 
time of New Haven and 
Westminster, two of Clarion's 
four losses. 

2- Clarion's final ranking in both 
rushing offense and passing 
offense. 

3- Sean Spencer. 

4- The number of Tim Myers 
touchdown passes vs. IUP. 

5- The number of interceptions 
on the season by Brad Kline. 

6- The number of Tim Myers 
touchdown passes vs. Slippery 



Rock. 

7- The number of tackles by 
kicker Paul Cramer. 

8- Clarion's lead after one 
quarter at Slippery Rock due to 
the extra point specialist 
catching some extra sleep? 

9- The number of years since 
Clarions last PSAC title. 

10- The number of letters in 
Gene Sobolewski's last name. 
12.1- Marlon Worthy's punt 
return average. 

14- Number of seconds it took 

for Clarion to answer a Slippery 

Rock touchdown that had cut the 

lead to five. 

21- Rushing yards allowed vs. 

SRU. 

23- Points scored by Clarion on 

three separate occasions. 

27- Pass completions for Myers 

vs. IUP. 

27.7- Clarion's average points 
scored per game. 

27.8- Clarion's average points 
given up per game. 



36- Number of carries by Art 

Gregory vs. Lock Haven. 

48- The number of points scored 

by each of the Eagles' first two 

opponents! 

60- Record setting number of 

receptions in a season for Tim 

Brown. 

67- The number of yards Worthy 
scampered on his punt return TD 
vs. SRU. 

68- The number of people he 
made miss him during the 
runback. 

166- Rushing yards by Jay 

Tonini vs. Lock Haven. 

404- Total rushing yardage for 

Damien Henry. 

686- Total rushing yardage for 

Jay Tonini. 

688- Total rushing yardage of 

those who outran Public Safety 

while trying to tear down the 

goal posts after IUP win. 

2341- Tim Myers record-setting 

season of passing yardage. 

1993- Next year. 




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Maybe the Southeastern 
Conference should send a 
percentage of the profits to an 
NCAA Division II league in 
Pennsylvania. 

A rule passed in 1987 at the 
urging of the Pennsylvania State 
Athletic Conference allowed the 
SEC to play its first football 
championship game on Saturday. 

Number two ranked Alabama 
(12-0) played number 12 ranked 
Florida (84) at Legion Field in a 
game that drew more than 
80,000 people and raised some 
$7 million for the SEC and its 
schools. 

"How about sending a few 
bucks up here?" quipped Todd 
Eberle, commisioner of the 14- 
team Pennsylvania league. 

The PSAC began playing a 
title game in 1960 between its 
Eastern and Western division 



champions. NCAA rules 
allowed only 11 games, so teams 
had to limit their schedule to 10 
games while leaving an open slot 
in case they reached the title 
game. 

"We asked the NCAA what we 
could do about this, was there a 
waiver or an exception, and they 
said no," Eberle said. 

The rule finally adopted in 
1987 provided that a conference 
with 12 or more teams could 
divide into two divisions and 
play an extra game to decide its 
football champion. 

The rule was never rescinded, 
and that proved to be the 
loophole by the SEC when it 
wanted to play a championship 
game. South Carolina and 
Arkansas joined the league this 
season, and the SEC was split 
into two six-team divisions. 

"The people who voted on the 



rule never dreamed that it would 
be used for what it's being used 
for now," Eberle said. "They 
just thought they were helping 
out some conference in 
Pennsylvania and it happened to 
be very big." 

Southwest Conference 
commissioner Fred Jacoby 
remembers when the rule was 
passed, that its sponsor, West 
Chester athletic director Dick 
Yoder, said it would only apply 
to the Pennsylvania league and 
possibly one other Division II 



conference. 

"It was clear to me that the 
limitation was just for Division 
II for their playoffs," said 
Jacoby, who asked the NCAA to 
look at the rule after the SEC 
announced its championship 



game plans. 

The NCAA allowed the 
game to proceed, prompting 
speculation that other 
conferences will join the rush to 
expand so they can add a 
championship game. 



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by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle 
all the way. Oh what fun it is to 
see millionaires acting like jerks 
and still getting paid. 

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry 
Christmas (freedom of the 
press?) to all! I'm throwing out a 
special Merry X-Mas to a few 
celebrities in the sports world. 
To all of those who actually 
think that they are above 
everyone and everything else. 
But before I actually extend that 
Christmas greeting, I am going 
to remind them that they are not 
above God or Santa Claus, for 
that matter. Don't be surprised if 
Santa leaves a lump of coal in 
some of your stockings this 
Christmas for being a bad little 
boy or girl. Here are a few 
sports celebs that I am going to 



recommend get a lump of coal. 
What they really deserve is a 
spanking. 

Deion Sanders- How dare he 
make a commercial with Dennis 
Leary depicting himself as Deion 
Sander Claus. Sure you can run 
back a punt 96 yards or hit a Tim 
Belcher heater out of Fulton 
County Stadium, but there is no 
way in the name of the North 
Pole that you could ever deliver 
presents to little boys and girls 
all over the world in a helicopter. 
You're too slick to be Sander 
Claus, you might get hair gel all 
over little Jimmy's toy train. 
Stick to baseball and football and 
commercials and clothes! Santa 
should spank your little candy 
ass. I'm going to recommend a 
big chunk of coal. Never 
impersonate an original. 
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was one of the greatest baseball 
players of all time. I don't care 
how good you think you are or if 
Willie is your godfather. 
Respect the fact that you'll never 
be that good. Santa has some 
examples: Bonds has never had 
more than 156 hits in a season, 
from 1954-65, Mays never had 
less than 171. Bonds has never 
hit more than 34 homers, Mays 
had 10 seasons of 35 or more. 
Bonds still doesn't have 1,000 
career hits or 200 career 
homeruns, Mays had 3,283 hits 
and 660 homers. Bonds is 
almost 30 years old, not much 
time left to become Willie Mays 
Jr. If Santa could talk to Barry 
personally, he would probably 
tell him to respect his elders. Oh 
yeah, and it's not about the 
money? $43 million dollars 
could probably solve Somalia's 
hunger problem. Santa should 
spank you too, but you'd 
probably charge him for it. A 
chunk of coal for Barry. 
Dennis Rodman: The worm 
seems to have a concentration 
problem. He doesn't want to 
play hoops anymore. Or does 
he? Or doesn't he? I'll tell you 
what Dennis, there are a million 
people who would give their 
lives to play for one second in 
the NBA. And you don't feel like 
it? Please quit right now 
because you are shaming the 
sport of basketball. If I had your 
talent. . . You deserve a chunk of 
coal. 

Mike Ditka- It's not really 
Santa's place to judge people, so 
I'll do it for him in this case. 
Ditka is nothing but a child in a 
man's body. He can't seem to 
control himself. Refusing to 
cooperate with fans or the 
media? People who can make or 
break him. "The audible?" "The 
news conference?" Picking a 
fight with a radio caller? Ditka 
will probably have a temper 




Not Willie Mays- Santa was a 
imitation from the real thing. 

tantrum when he wakes up on 
Christmas morning, finding a 
big lump of coal in his stocking. 
And the rumors that he may 
leave Chicago to coach at the 
college level (Pitt)? How could 
he coach at the college level? 
He would kill 18-year-olds if he 
can't handle professionals. 
Eric Lindros- If Lindros really 
did beat up that women in a bar 
the other night, then he deserves 
to be whipped by Santa. But 
even if he didn't, he deserves a 
chunk of coal for not living up to 
expectations. The great one? 
You haven't done anything that 
would even remotely compare 
you to Wayne Gretzky. Or Mario 
Lemeiux. This million dollar 
man will have to buy his own 
presents this year. Good luck at 
your court case on December 14, 
you flop. 

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big Giants fan and can tell an 

year. He didn't beat anyone up 
in a bar or challenge anybody to 
a fight, but Santa knows that he's 
been naughty, not nice. In his 
quest to get Mario Lemeiux a 
scoring title and perhaps another 
MVP award, he left Mario on the 
ice during a power play in the 
third period with the Pens 
crushing the Sharks. One shot to 
that back and Santa will not be 
delivering any more Stanley 
Cups to Pittsburgh. Use your 
head. Lemeiux did have seven 
points on the night though. 
And finally, the biggest buffoon 
of all. 

Marge Schott- If the 
accusations are true about 
Schott's racist remarks, then 
Santa should skip her too this 
Christmas. Calling Dave Parker 
a "million dollar nigger?" 
Calling people "Jap," "money 
grubbing jew?" That won't get 
on Santa's good side. Well, 
Santa would never say this, 
Marge, but has anybody ever 
called you a "fatso?" How 'bout 
a "racist?" 

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The Best of 1992 





OUCH!!! Clarion's Sean Spencer (3) shows IUP 
receiver JeMone Smith what it feels like to be 
run over by a speeding freight train. Spencer 
played an integral role in Clarion's defense this 



Quarterback Tim Myers (14) 
broke Clarion's single season 
passing record with 2,342 yards, 
helping hoist the Golden Eagles 
to the PSAC- West 
championship. Myers was 
named "PSAC Player of the 
Week" during the last week of the 
season. 




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Eldridge Ponder finished the season 
with 50 solo tackles, 26 tackle assists, 
2 fumbles recovered and 1 1 passes 
broken-up. 



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Killer Season... 





Frank Andrews (5) and 
the Clarion "D"... 
possibly the most 
dangerous group of men 
that ever walked the 
face of the planet. The 
defense played tough all 
season, and in the end, it 
paid off for them. 
Clarion held IUP to only 
26 points, which is not 
an easy task. 



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A good reason to smile... Marlon 
Worthy finished the season with 32 
catches for 607 yards and eight 
touchdowns, one of which was on a 
punt return. 



Jay "The Bulldozer" Tonini plowed his 
way through 10 different defenses to 
rack up a season final of 672 yards, 
making him Clarion's leading rusher. 



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Personals 



To the sisters of Tri-Sigma: Thanks for 
all your time and support during the past 
week! The date party, mixer and open bid 
party drove me crazy! Thanks for being 
there! Lover Pomaybo (Join) 



Our open bid pary was a success and we 
would like to welcome our new open 
bids: Angie Bfessler, Keely Kaiser, 
Nicole Reed. Congrats on going Tri- 
Sigma!!! 



Congratulations Andrea, Jodi, Kim, 
Rochelle, Sonya, Lori, Stefanie and 
Dana-our newly initiated sisters! We're 
so proud of you! We love you-your Zeta 
Tau Alpha Sisters 



Zeta Tau Alpha would like to wish 
everyone a safe and happy break and 
good lock on your finals! 



We would like to send a very late thank 
you to Alpha Chi Rho for the great 
mixer. We danced in sheets and had a 
good time. We'll have to do it again 
sometime! Love, the sisters of Zeta Tau 
Alpha 



This is an extremely late congratulations 
to Shorty! Mr. CUP has come and gone, 
but we haven't forgot about you getting 
first runner up! We were proud to 
sponsor you- -Love the Zeta sisters. 



Congratulations to our newly elected 93- 
94 executive committee: President Chris 
Allio, VPI-Kim Walch, VPII-Jayna 
Hopkins, Treasurer--Tammie Snyder, 
Secretary -Terri Rizzo, Membership- 
Tracie LeShock, Panhel-Tracy Bertges 
and Ritual-Darla Yanacci. We know 
you'll all do a great job! And thank you 
to our 92 '93 executive committee for all 
your hard work-it's really paid off! We 
love all of you--your Zeta Tau Alpha 
Sisters! 



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Sig tau Gamma, what a mixer we had! 
When it was over, the Zeus were sad! We 
really make a great team together! Let's 
mix again soon! Love, the sisters of Zeta 
Tau Alpha 



Thanks Delta Chi for all your help with 
the Dance-a-Thon! You guys are great! 
Let's do it again next year. Love, the 
sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha 



TKE— Since actions speak louder than 
words, you know now not to believe what 
you heard. We'll be your "nuns" anytime, 
guys! Thanks for the great mixer! Love, 
the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to wish 
everyone good luck on finals and a great 
Christmas vacation! 



Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha! Thank you so 
much for putting up with me and 
supporting me when I am down! I love 
you guys so much and you are all tm e 
friends! Love, Kristin 



To the Theta Phi Alpha Associate 
members: Thank you for the great 
dinner! Everything was excellent!! 
You're doing a great job. Love, your 
Theta Phi Alpha sisters 



Happy Birthday to our December Theta 
Phis! Amy. Nancy, Tina and Becky. Have 
a great B-Day! 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to thank Sig 
Eps, Theta Chi and Delta Zeta for the 
great mixer! we had twice as much fun. 
Can't wait till we double up again. 



We searched high and low for the things 
on our list, but it was the roadkill we 
found that created a twist. Back to the 
house then we did go to have a good time 
and party with Crows. Thanx for the 
great mixer guys! Love, Theta Phi Alpha 



Jaime- I'm looking forward to Christmas 
with you and many more. Merry 
Christmas, Love Stacy 



To Tri Sigma: Thanks for the fun mixer. 
We had a jolly ole time. Let's do it again. 
The brothers of Theta Xi 



Clarion University Dance Team: "Just 
shut up and dance" because "we going to 
have fun tonight!" (Well Saturday) We 
love you guys. Love Dana, Jodi and 
Dana 



To my little Danna: Happy 20th 
Birthday! Only 365 days to go Phi Sig. 
Love Dana 



To: The fall "92 A.M. class of Theta Xi. 
The wait was long, but now it 's done. It's 
all downhill so have some fun. The 
brothers of Theta Xi 



To: Our Sweetheart Gina, Roses are red, 
violets are blue Theta Xi says Happy 
Birthday to you. Love, the brothers of 
Theta Xi 



To the Delta Chi exec boards old and new: 
great job and good luck -we're depending 
on you. 



To Deb, my Teddy Buddy: Good luck 
with the rest of pledging Phi Sig! Love, 
Dana 



Delta Chi would like to welcome Don 
Kesslcr and Kent Beckcrl into the 
brotherhood. Congratulations on a job well 
done! 



I would like to thank everyone who has 
been so helpful and supportive following 
the fire at my apartment. Special thanks 
go to the library science faculty, Barbara 
Reed and my classmates. 



Good luck to Heidi in Ms. CUP. We're all 
rooting for you! Love D Phi E 



Seasons Greetings from the Delta Chi 
fraternity. We hope everyone has a happy 
and safe break. 



Tri Sigma would like to welcome our 
new sisters into the bunch: Jessika 
Malek, Angel Napolitano, Lisa Pfeifer, 
Gina Snyder, Pam Pellegrino, Tonya 
Fleming, Sharon Slater, Kathy Grillo, 
Jody Bender, Jennifer Esposito, Jennifer 
Pascucci. Congratulations on doing a 
great job. Love your Tri-Sigma sisters 



Tri-Sigma would like to wish everyone 
good luck on finals and have a safe 
holiday season. 



To the brothers of Sig Tau Gamma: 
Thanks for an awesome mixer. Well do 
beer bongs with you anytime. Love Tri- 
Sigma 



Special thanks to Jen Pomaybo, Heather 
Owens and Carrie Sharkins for making 
our date party a success. Love your Tri- 
Sigma Sisters 



Thanks to our new sisters for our X-mas 
sister party. It's always nice to have a 
touch of Christmas early. Love your Tri- 
Sigma sisters 



Special thanks to the executive board of 
1992 for keeping things together. 
Congratulations on our new 1993 
executive board. President: Shelly 
Eisenman, Vice President: Sharon Miara, 
Secretary: Jen Bromley, Treasurer: Sue 
Freeman, Rush: Jenn Pomaybo, Ed. 
DirectorJenn Allen. You girls are going 
to do an awesome job!! Love your Tri- 
Sigma sisters 



Teresa & Jason: Congratulations on your 
special engagement. We wish you two 
the best of luck in everything you do. 
Love the sisters of Tri-Sigma 



Tri-Sigma would like to wish the best of 
luck to all our graduating sisters. You 
will always remain a special part of our 
sorority and we will miss you very 
much!! Love your Tri-Sigma sisters 



Delta Phi Epsilon would like to thank 
Kristen for the wonderful retreat. We had 
a great time! Love your sisters 



D Phi E would like to congratulate their 
graduating seniors. We love you. You 
will be greatly missed. 



Happy 21st birthday Natalie! See you at 
the Roost (legally). Love your D Phi E 
sisters 



Delta Phi Epsilon would like to wish 
everyone good luck during finals. Happy 
Holidays too! 



Happy Birthday to Sara, nothin' like 
turning 21 during finals! All the more 
reason to party! Love D Phi E 



Happy 21st to Tracy too! Maybe your 
future sisters will buy you a whiskey 
Sauer! l.ove D Phi E 



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Swim 
results 



The Clarion University 
swimming and diving teams 
competed at the Buffalo 
Invitational on December 4 and 
5. It was a qualifying meet for 
nationals. 

For the men: Clarion finished 
third overall. Shippensburg won 
the meet, Buffalo finished 
second. 

But a few of the Clarion men 
did qualify for nationals. Senior 
David Sheets qualified for 
nationals in the 100 back and 
200 back. He had a time of 
52.57 seconds in the 100 back 
and one of 1:53.59 in the 200. 
Steve Darby qualified in the 
200 fly with a time of 1:53.46. 
Also qualifying for nationals at 
the meet for the men, the 400 
medley relay team with a 
3:29.25 mark, as well as Joe 
Egan in the one and three-meter 
diving events. 
Keith Iwinski also swam well. 
For the women: Clarion 
finished second behind the 
overall winner of James 
Madison. 

Becky Jushchyshyn qualified 
for nationals in the 100 back and 
200 breast events. She garnered 
a time of 1:07.28 in the 100 
breast and one of 2:24.55 in the 
200. Tedra Kruse qualified in 
the 400 Individual Medley with 
a qualifying time of 4:39.56. 
Justine Gibbons qualified in 
the 100 back and 200 back. She 
had a time of :59.31 in the 100 
back and one of 2:06.39 in the 
200. Also qualifying for 
nationals at the meet were the 
women's 200 medley relay team 
at 1:50.11, the 400 medley relay 
team at 4:01.59 and the 200 free 
relay team at 1:38.70. 

Dawn Jones, Dina Maylor, 
Lisa Kaylor and Stephanie 
Kisscll also swam well for the 
Golden Eagles. 

On November 21, both teams 
competed against IUP and won 
big. The men's current dual 
meet record is 2-0. The women 
are presently 2-1. 

Head coach Bill Miller said 
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right now in their effort to peak 
lor nationals. 

Both teams will be traveling to 
Rradenion, Florida over the 
break to compete in the 
Bnulenton Invitational. 

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The Clarion Call 

Volume 74, Issue 13 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania January 21,199jl 

Changing of the guard 

Clinton becomes president amidst much fanfare 



i News 

Alumni Accident 

Clarion alumni dies after 
jumping from a burning 
building pg. 5 

Features 

Martin Luihin King Jr. 
Clarion University 
remembers Martin Luthii 
King Day. pg. 9| 

; Sports 

Clarion Basketball 

Eagles take nine game wit 
streak into conferenci 
opener pg. V. 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook] 

Thursday: Snow and mix, 

high 36 
Friday: Rain, high 38 

Saturday: Clear skies, hi £ 

45 
Sunday: Partly cloudy, 

high 40 
Monday: Rain, high 38 
Tuesday: Chance of rain, 

high 40 
Wednesday: Cloudy, high 43 



Index 

Commentary. . . . .pg. 2 

News. ... pg.5 

Features. pg. 9 

Entertainment pg. 121 

Sports pg,15j 

TV guide pg.18] 

Classifieds .pg.19 



by Ray Henderson 

National Affairs Staff 

Wash. D.C. On Wednesday, 
Jan. 20 at 12 p.m. William 
Jefferson Clinton was sworn in 
as the 42°president f the United 
States .Clinton was given the oath 
of office by Supreme Court 
Chief Justice William Rehnquist 
at the West Front of the U.S. 
Capitol Building. 

Clinton addressed the crowd of 
thousands that gathered on the 
brisk Washington morning. In 
his Inaugural Address, saying, 
"This ceremony is held in the 
depth of winter. 

"But, by the words we speak 
and the faces we show the world, 
we force the spring. A spring 
reborn in the world's oldest 
democracy, that brings forth the 
vision and courage to change 
America," 

In his Inaugural Address, 
Clinton stressed the need for 
change in the government and in 
the nation, saying, "Though our 
challenges are fearsome, so are 
our strengths. Americans have 
ever been a restless, questing, 
hopeful people. We must bring to 
our task today the vision and will 
of those who came before us." 

Clinton then added, "Thomas 
Jefferson believed that to 
preserve the very foundations of 
our nation, we would need 
dramatic change from time to 
time. My fellow citizens, this is 
our time. Let us embrace it." 

The swearing in of Albert Gore 
Jr., vice president, immediately 
proceeded Clinton's swearing in. 
Gore's swearing in was 
originally to be performed by 
retired Supreme Court Justice 
Thurgood Marshall who was 
forced to cancel due to illness. 
The ceremony was performed 
instead by Supreme Court 
Justice Byron White. 

Shortly after the ceremony, 
outgoing President George Bush 
and his wife departed for 
Andrews Airforce Base in MD, 




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and from there began their flight 
home to Houston. 

President and Mrs. Clinton and 
vice president and Mrs. Gore 
then attended the Joint 
Congressional Inaugural 
Committee luncheon at the 
Capitol. In addition to the 
Clinton's and Gore's the 
luncheon was attended by 
cabinet nominees, congressional 
leaders and other select guests. 

Clinton's inaugural was 
centered around the theme" An 
American Reunion— New 
Beginnings, New Hope." 
The parade was intended to 
stress the diverse cultures that 
exist within the United States, 



including participants such as a 
reggae band, a police motorcycle 
drill team and a marching band 
of physically disabled 
individuals. 

For the first time in 5 
inaugurations, reviewing stands 
were open along the entire 
parade route, giving access to 
over 12,000 people. 

This year's inaugural parade 
was also the first of its kind to 
have wheelchair accessible 
seating and sign language 
interpreters along the entire 
route, in compliance with the 
American's with Disability Act. 

Clinton walked along much of 
the parade route from the capitol 



to the White House, as did 
President Jimmy Carter at his 
inauguration in 1977. 

Over a half million Americans 
from a plethora of cultural 
backgrounds gathered in our 
nation's capital to celebrate not 
only the inauguration, but also to 
celebrate their own personal 
vision and dreams for the 
country. They, more than 
anyone, truly embody the spirit 
of "An American Reunion." 

While optimistic, Clinton 
reminded Americans that much 
has yet to be done. 

"Yes, you have forced the 
spring. Now we must do the 
work the season demands." 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student newspaper 



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The Clarion 
Call 



Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-Chief 
Debbie Huffman 

Managing Editor 

Alan Vaughn 

News Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

Assistant News Editor 

Dan Parrish 

Features EorroR 

Jon Sitler 
Sports Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Jim Say 

Copy/Design Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 
Scott Dillon 

Assistant photograhpy editor 

BRIGrTTE JOSEFCZYK 

Circulation Editor 
Tara Sheesley 
Ad Design 
Bill Boucek 
Advertising Manager 
Ted Howard 
Business Manager 
John Beck 
Secretary 
Art Barlow 
Advisor 

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every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
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Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. 1 week 
prior to publication. Classifieds 
are due Tuesday at noon the 
week of publication. 

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The WAY I SEE IT 



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National A flfeirs Staff 



Freedom's 
Guidon 



On this day of celebrating the 
life, the memory and the work of 
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr., let us 
resolve never to usurp the 
responsibility of our great task 
he so well defined. That this 
great American prophet had the 
foresight to realize our plight 
travels not down to "X's" and 
"Whys?" but soars limitless to 
the answers of "We" and "How." 
The task, the mantle, the vision 
and triumph of our fair sister 
America is her boundless liberty. 
That all, as One, united may be 
free. And yet, a pall of gloom 
has lately foreshadowed our 
vision. 

That this day, of remembrance 
and solemn observance of a 
man's life dedicated to the 
perseverance of hope should 
welcome the coming 
inauguration of an administration 
of Hope is, I think, no small 
chance. It seems maybe, once 
more the Divine guidance of 
Providence has seen fit to allow 
us, the multitude, once again free 
voice in our destiny, to forever 
banish the yoke of greed and 
despair with which we have been 
so recently burdened. 

We, America, the undefined, 
the ever changing are a People of 
Destiny. We, America, are, and 
must continue to be, the bright 
burning torch illuminating the 
Path of Hope to our less free 
brethren struggling throughout 
the Globe. Yet, we must lead 
through strength and example 
united within, not dominance 
and bluster signalled without. 
Because, we have all been 
witness in this the last decade of 
this millennia, to the implosion 
of one government system 
spurred by brutality, not 
freedom. And we cannnever 
suffer, that the voices we harbor, 
cold, steely voices of greed and 
isolation and economic 




John Rickard 

barbarism be allowed to shackle 
our brethren to hopeless futures. 

We need to follow the lead of 
our recent fair and Guided 
election to unite once more, at 
our very core, and strive together 
to reestablish our national 
resolve to be yet the best 
educated, best fed, healthiest 
conglomerate of citizens united 
in Hope and Freedom. 

We musi summarily shun 
attempts to narrow and burden 
our resolve. We must ignore the 
voices which would banter our 
united potential. We must 
(cont. on pg. 4) 



Thanks goes to Alan, Ray and 
Rodney for attending the 
Presidential inauguration. We 
appreciate the coverage, writing 
the front page story, writing 
"The Way I See It" and then 
faxing them to the Call. 

Welcome back, guys! Hope 
your trip was enjoyable as we 
endured another stressful week 
at the Call. 

We hope you had a safe (but 
fun) journey back to Clarion. 

The Way I See It 
"Only the press can take pictures 
and YOU ARE NOT THE 
PRESS." 

So saeth the security officer 
doing his damdest to prevent any 
corruption of staged inaugrual 
events in the JFK Center for the 
Performing arts. 

The hell we're not the press. 

We write, we print, we publish. 
They read. We are paid although 
not well for what we do. 

We represent a demographic 
group that turned out in record 
numbers to support a candidate 
whose inaugural committee saw 
fit to issue us only one press pass 
out of 90 that we could have 
possibly received. 

No we don't have a multi- 
million dollar budget, but a 
minimum of 53 thousand 
western pennsylvanians and 
college students from one coast 
to another would read our 



coverage of the third youngest 
president in history. 

We were nationwide, could the 
Houson Chronicle boast such a 
geographical representation? 
No. Yet they and not us had 
access to the miniscule allotment 
to the press pool. 

Does it take 12 USA Today 
writers to pen just one story for 
the back section of their paper? 
(Jan. 18, 1993, Lifestyle section) 
We could of had a much better, 
more comprehensive and clearer 
story with one writer and 
virtually no financial backing. 
All we needed was a god — damn 
credential. 

For a candidate that courted 
the youth vote by every last 
means at his disposal, Clinton's 
committee to coordinate his 
inaugural festivities abandons his 
campaign rhetoric in order to 
court the media elite which has 
long ago shrunken into 
complacency. 

The Senate Press Gallery 
which issues credentials for the 
swearing in ceremony told us 
that the college press would not 
be credentialed for the swearing 
in, only the "real" press. 

I guess the youth only matter if 
they cause no problems and turn 
out conveniently enough to 
portray a Kennedy — esque 
Camelotaura to the deceived 
nation. 





Looking on the 
bright side 

Dear Editor: 

This letter is in response to the 
University Conduct Board's 
recent decision to revoke Sigma 
Tau's charter. 

Why was Sigma Tau's charter 
revoked? What is our crime? 
Sigma Tau's "crime" is the fact 
that we have not sought national 
affiliation. Please allow me to 
explain. 



A member of a national 
fraternity typically pays between 
$100 and $150 in dues each 
semester. Members of local 
fraternities pay about $25 in 
dues. The reason why Sigma 
Tau failed to seek national 
affiliation is clear. Our members 
are simply not interested in 
paying for services which we 
feel are not necessary. 

Let me ask you this, George 
Curtis and John Postlewait: If 
you were fraternity members, 
which set of dues would you 
rather pay? Why is it so 



important for local fraternities to 
seek national afiliation? What 
does national affiliation add to a 
fraternity member's college 
experience? Sure, nationally 
affiliated fraternities have 
memberships throughout the 
nation, as opposed to local 
fraternities, which have few 
members at a single school. But 
local fraternities can offer the 
same college experience as their 
national counterparts. I can't 
understand why the University 
has singled out local fraternities. 
Sigma Tau should have as 



much right to function as any 
nationally affiliated fraternity. 
Sigma Tau gives students as 
much, if not more, of a chance at 
positive brotherhood as any 
other fraternity on this campus. 
Our grade-point averages, over 
the past few years, have been 
among the highest among 
Clarion greeks. Sigma Tau has 
doubled in memberhsip over the 
past few years, which is 
undoubtedly due to its positive 
atmoshpere. 

The future of Sigma Tau has 
always been bright And despite 



the University's complete 
senselessness, Sigma Tau's 
future is still bright. 

Sigma Tau will survive at 
Clarion University for many 
years. Students will not be 
discouraged to join the fraternity 
just because of a simple-minded 
administrative decision. Sigma 
Tau will continue to provide a 
positive college experience for 
its members, and it will still cost 
just $25. 

Sincerely, 
Kraig A. Koelsch 



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So another semester looms its 
browngrey head; I'd expect to 
say white in January, but all the 
snow this year seems to stay in 
the Sierras, ah, well, there is still 
plenty of winter to go. 

Now is the winter of our 
discontent made even more 
miserable by the nagging budget 
problem; it's a pernicious weight 
dragging all the best intentions 
ever lower, and when the water 



level is eye high there is a good 
chance you stopped breathing a 
bit earlier. 

A dreary subject, let's look 
afield- there are other items on 
the Spring agenda. 

Certainly the Middle States 
team visit April 18-21 concerns 
all of us. Maintaining the status 
of our accredition in the face of 
all these challenges and 
constraints is a healthy sign to 



Catholic Campus Ministry 
Rnnounces 
a special 

Sunday 

Student 

Mass 



This mass will be celebrated 

at 6 PM af I.C. CHURCH 

every Sunday that the 
uniuersity is in session. 



Sleep in on Sunday 
morning and then join 
your friends and 
classmates for this new 
euening liturgy just for 
college students. 




say the least; the fact that it is 
imperative is the other side of 
the issue. But the long, long, 
arduous part of this task, writing, 
editing and revising the Clarion 
University document, Middle 
States Institutional Self-Study is 
now over, the document is in the 
print stage, and it will be 
distributed to members of the 
college community and the 
Middle States team members. 

Another area of great concern 
is the pending discussion of the 
recently completed and 
circulated General Education 
reform document. This 
university is long overdue on 
reform of the General Education 
portion of the curriculum; we 
have been using the same core 



concept since 1974; we have 
worked under the aegis of the 
revised Statement of General 
Education philosophy since 
1988. It is certainly time to bring 
the checksheet in line with those 
stated goals. I hope this 
document engenders a vigorous 
and rigorous debate this spring 
focusing not on the eternal woes 
of financial constraints but on 
the idealism that infuses a rich 
educational experience 

expressed in a carefully 
constructed curriculum. This is 
the faculty's domain, and we'll 
know whether we are, indeed, 
second rate by the quality of the 
education experience and 
leadership we present via our 
curriculum. Needless to say, one 



test of that response will be our 
public forum, especially this 
column and the 'letters to the 
editor' section of this newspaper. 
Students, I know the 
discussion of these three items 
will appear of little immediate 
concern to you as you unpack 
and begin to nestle in for the 
long second semester, but how 
much you pay and what you 
receive for that money, the status 
of your degree (that symbol of a 
goal realized) and what you 
learn, what you become, the 
quality of your education; well, 
these are the values that will 
outlast six more weeks of winter. 

Mr. Barlow is a professor of the 
Communication Department 



Newspaper served subpoena 



CPS- The Arizona Daily 
Wildcat was served a subpoena, 
as was the University of Arizona 
police department, demanding 
that photographs taken at a 
protest be given to a physician 
who was arrested. 

Attorneys for Dr. Robin Silver 
of Phoenix wanted the 
photographs to prove Silver was 



at the Oct 12 demonstration as a 
professional photographer, not 
as a protester, the Arizona 
Daily Wildcat reported. 

Also subpoenaed- were The 
Arizona Daily Star, the 
Tucson Citizen and two 
Tucson television stations. 

The Daily Wildcat plans to 
fight the subpoena. Silver 



was arrested at the Oct. 12 
demonstration during a protest 
of University of Arizona's Mount 
Graham project. 

Protesters claim the 
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We are here for you 



Dear Fellow Students, 

Did you know that 20 of your 
fellow students are in charge of 
allocating over $700,000 of your 
money? Did you know that you 
have the choice of who these 
students are, or that you could be 
one of them? Also, did you 
know that these same students 
are your governmental voice at 
Clarion University? 

All full-time Clarion 
students are enrolled as members 
of the Clarion Student 
Association and must pay the 
required activity fee. 

Currently the fee is $75 per 
semester. Now total this for the 
eight, nine, or 10 semesters that 
you will be attending Clarion 
and you have quite a fortune. 

Back to my initial point, you 
elect 20 of your fellow students 
to allocate that money. 
Therefore, Student Senate must 



accurately reflect, to the best of 
their ability, the will and wishes 
of the members of the CSA on 
any and all matters brought to 
the Student Senate. 

To fulfill this power and 
obligation properly, we here in 
Student Senate must know what 
you desire. 

Student Senate is the 
representative legislative 
assembly of the CSA. Student 
Senate's decisions and actions 
directly effect you. How? 

Student Senate appropriates 
the activity fee, works for 
campus cultural diversity, 
promotes multi-cultural activities 
and considers issues and 
concerns relative to social equity. 

The Senate acts in an advisory 
capacity to the manager of the 
University Book Center; 
recommends students for 
appointment to committees; 



andhandles recognition of 
student organizations. 

The Senate also supervises all 
university-wide elections; gives 
suggestions concerning the 
dining and residence halls; acts 
in an advisory capacity for the 
Student Center; and aids in 
making students aware of 
student related happenings on 
the federal, state and local levels. 

Student Senate meetings are 
every Monday at 7 p.m. in room 
246 Gemmell. 

Please feel free to stop by the 
office or call any time at 23 18. 
Student Senate is here for you... 
"to be your voice, we must hear 
your voice." 

Have a great semester! 

Gara Smith, President, 1993 
Student Senate 




Gara Smith 
Student Senate President 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



united potential. We must 
celebrate the vigor and charm of 
a Nation truly blessed, and 
which from those blessings must 
freely dispense. 

We can no longer kneel 
to the amplified clamor of 
special interests buying influence 
entrenched within the Capitol 
Beltway. We can no longer 
allow the politics of fear to allow 
our sainted sportsmen the 
ignorance to sponsor the 
slaughter of our silent school 
children. We must cast off the 
burden of a war fought by a 
conspiring government against 
our citizens' habits and 
habitations. We must finally 
prop wide open the door of 
personal freedom and liberty to 
all, even if inevitably to allow 
self destruction, to not allow the 



What is America? 
What does she stand for? For 
what freedoms and liberties did 
our forefathers and mothers unite 
to break with the then known 
world of government and 
aristocracy to establish a 
community of peace and 
jurisprudence, where one and all 
were equal, and free? 

Dr. Martin Luther King 
exclaimed he had "... been to the 
mountain top..." I believe him, 
and he was a most able and true 
guidepost for freedom in one of 
the most turbulent times this 
nation of characters has had to 
endure since the War of 
Separation and the subsequent 
"Reconstruction." And yet, he 
was felled. It has been 
postulated that a prophet is 
seldom known in his own land, 
and that this condition has only 



recently been eradicated is 
evidence of the tenacity of that 
proverb. But the axe of hatred 
has not felled only one man, or 
one idea, it has swayed scythe 
over the field of humanistic 
discourse since the dawn of time 
and the advent of our young 
Nation. 

And so, as we celebrate our 
fallen, as we mourn our dead, let 



us never bury the Hope they so 
ably displayed. Let us never 
succumb to the intoxications or 
false securities of greed and 
selfishness. 

Let us never dispel, nor seek 
to usurp our Divine mission: To 
provide the stability, direction 
and example of freedom for all 
humankind, under one sky, 



united in our commonality and 
enlightened by our diversity. 

And let us greet this new 
Administration of Hope, let us 
roll out the red carpet of 
celebration, to this exchange 
from national apathy to personal 
responsibility. 



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Special Washington feature 

Believe it or not, 
that's his real name 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



He wants YOU, but not 

necessarily for the military. 
Uncle Sam put in an appearance 
at the inaugural festivities held 
January 16-21 in Washington, 
D.C. Uncle Sam, and that's his 
real name, is a 52 year old 
retired fabric salesman from 
Quincy, Mass., who in 1991, 
legally changed his name from 
Leroy Lincoln Rounseville to 



gathering is to be found. 

This fall he visited 109 
colleges in 42 states to promote 
voter registration drives and as 
always, he was clad in his star 
spangled attire. In fact, the only 
time he doesn't wear it is when 
he is jogging. 

"It's a new generation," he 
said, of the college age voter. 
"The youth won the election for 
Clinton." 

Since he does everything for 
free, he has a major problem 



"It's a new generation. The youth 
won the election for Clinton. " 

-Uncle Sam 



Uncle Sam Rounseville. 

Now that's who he is full-time. 
"I'm Uncle Sam... every day of 
the year." Most of it he does for 
free. He participates in parades, 
made a televised appearance 
with the Dream Team at the 
Winter Olympics and shows up 
at other crowd drawing 
celebrations. When his calender 
is not completely full, he pops up 
at sporting events, shopping 
malls and anywhere a large 



when it comes to money. Not 
wanting to commercialize Uncle 
Sam's image, he refuses payment 
for appearances. 

He hopes that once he gains 
more national exposure he will 
be reimbursed for his expenses. 
(He was staying with friends in 
Virginia while attending 
Inaugural events in order to keep 
costs low.) 

Despite the financial 
difficulties, the job does have its 




Photo courtesy of the Stahlman family 
Christopher Stahlman graduated magna cum laude from 
Clarion University in 1991. He will be greatly missed. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Some young people found creative places to avoid the crowd during Sundays "Call to 
Reunion" at the Lincoln Memorial. 



perks. "I can walk into every 
governor office in the nation 
without an appointment," he 
boasts as one plus in his corner. 
He was also able to cut right to 
the head of the line for 
admittance to the Arkansas 
Inaugural ball. And wherever he 
goes, he always has a minor 
throng of curious and 
enthusiastic followers and 
admirers around him. 
While he lacks the facial hair 



of the recruitment poster fame, 
this jives with the original Uncle 
Sam — Samuel Wilson, who 
shipped meat to U.S. troops 
fighting the war of 1812. 

Next on his busy schedule is 
the promotion of a Stay in 
School program aimed at 
preventing high school dropouts. 
Entitled "Stay in School, It's a 
Once in a Lifetime Opportunity," 
he wants to use the attention and 
influence that Uncle Sam can 



bring to encourage youths to 
stick it out in high school and get 
their diploma. 

Perhaps the best measure of his 
effect on people was the sheer 
number of people at the 
Arkansas Inaugural Ball that 
ended up toting around the 
miniature American Flags that 
he distributed, free of charge, to 
all those that struck up a very 
real, very definite symbol of 
America. 



Fire kills Clarion alumnus 



A Clarion alumnus was killed 
early Sunday when a fire swept 
through an apartment building in 
Pittsburgh. 

According to the Allegheny 
County coroner's office, 
Christopher J. Stahlman, 23, died 
when he fell or jumped from a 
fourth-floor window. He was 
prounouced dead at Presby- 
terian-University Hospital in 
Pittsburgh. 

Witnesses reported hearing 
Stahlman scream for help, but 
rescue efforts were too late. 

Fire Chief Charles Dickinson 
reported that the fire started in 
the basement of the Columbia 
Apartments on Taylor Street at 
about 4:30 a.m. 

A 63-year old woman, 
Florence Lyczko, also died in the 



blaze. 

Christopher J. Stahlman, 
formerly of Strattanville RD 1, 
was born February 7, 1969. He 
was the son of John J. and 
Margaret Neiderriter Stahlman. 

He graduated from Clarion- 
Limestone High School in 1987 
and graduated from Clarion 
University, magna cum laude, in 
December 1991. 
While at Clarion, Stahlman was 
an accounting major and was a 
member of the Alpha Chi Rho 
fraternity. 

He was employed as an 
accountant with the rapid refund 
division of Mellon Bank in 
Pittsburgh. 

Information courtesy 
of the Derrick 



"A winner is someone who sets 
his goals, commits himself to 
these goals and then pursues his 
goals with all the ability given 
him." 

I read that quote on a 
calendar. I don't know who 
wrote it, but I know the guy who 
lived by it. His name was 
Christopher J. Stalhman. He 
may not have read that little 
quote, but he sure lived by it. 
Chris went a long way in a very 
short time. He is to be admired 
for his willingness to excel and 
his heads up attitude on life. 

Chris was a friend like no 
other friend I have had. He was 
loved by everyone who was 
acquainted with him, and he will 
be sadly missed by the same. 
Love, 
Robert "Wilbur" Walter 



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TKE members face charges; charter lost 



by Rodney Sherman 
Assistant News Editor 

Clarion University has 
revoked the charter of the Tau 
Kappa Epsilon (TKE) fraternity. 
Effective with the start of this 
semester, TKE is no longer 
recognized as a student 
organization on campus. The 
action followed a Dec. 9 hearing 
before the Interfraternity Council 
(IFC) concerning an alleged 
fight between members of TKE 
and the Sigma Chi fraternity on 
Nov. 21, 1992. 

The hearing was a 
result of an incident in which 16 
members of TKE face first 
degree felony charges of 
criminal tresspass, burglary, 
criminal mischief and misde- 
meanor charges of simple 
assault. Michael J. Reed, 21, of 
Clarion and Todd D. Ashbaugh, 
21, of Kittanning face additional 
third degree charges of rioting. 

Pennsylvania State Police say a 
fight started after a pool game 
between members of TKE and 
Sigma Chi at the Simga Chi 
fraternity house. Later, about 16 
members of TKE allegedly 
returned to the scene and 
allegedly forced their way into 



the house, assaulted some 
members of Sigma Chi and 
caused about $870 worth of 
damage. An investigation by 
state police is continuing. 
According to the Derrick, the 
accused members will receive 
summonses from the office of 
District Justice Anthony Lapinio. 

Ron Wilshire, CUP director of 
University Relations and Interim 
Vice President for University 
Advancement, said in a Dec. 7 
interview that past disciplinary 
actions would be considered at 
the hearing. TKE had been 
previously charged with liquor 
law violations. The IFC judged 
TKE guilty of the charges and 
recommended the fraternitys' 
charter be revoked. IFC 
president David Kipe said, "It 
was a last resort to take away the 
charter, but I hope this will deter 
other such incidents." 

IFC advisor, John Postlewait 
said, " The decision made by the 
IFC and re-affirmed by the 
conduct board sent a very clear 
message to the TKE fraternity, as 
well as other fraternities on 
campus, that organizations must 
have members behave in a 
manner conducive to an 




Clarion University has revoked 
and Sigma Chi members. 

educational institution. 

Although we regret such drastic 
measures were taken, past 
history left no other decision." 

According to Dr. Curtis, Vice 
President of Student Affairs, the 
loss of the charter means the 



Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
TKE's charter as a result of a brawl between several TKE 



University no longer recognizes 
the fraternity as a student 
organization and that in turn 
blocks any use of University 
property or equipment by the 
fraternity. Paul Schmidt, 

manger of communications at 



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the national headquarters for 
TKE, said on Jan. 15 that, "the 
national organization is still in 
negotiations with the university 
concerning the matter," and no 
decision has been made "at the 
national level" on the status of 
Clarions' TKE chapter. 



by Ray Henderson 
Photojournalist 



With the inauguration of a 
new president, the nation 
inevitebly turns its eyes to the 
future. The past however, holds 
some really interesting and 
sometimes extremely warped 
facts. 

Although Bill Clinton is 
known as the 42 president, this is 
not technically true. He is only 
the 41 person to hold the office 
of president. Grover Cleveland 
(Dem, 1885-89 and 1893-97) 
was both the 22 and 24 
president. As an incumbent in 
1888 he was defeated in his bid 
for re-election by William Henry 
Harrison. Cleveland returned to 
defeat Harrison in the election of 
1892. 

The only president who didn't 
have a First Lady was James 
Buchanan (Dem, 1857—61). In 
addition to being the only 
presidential bachelor, Buchanan 
was also the only president from 
PA. Calvin Coolidge was the 
only president to be sworn in by | 
his father. As vice president he 
was fishing in a stream near his 
home when President Warren G. 
Harding died. Coolidge's father 



was a notary public, and was 
therefore qualified to perform 
the swearing in. 

The only president to be sworn 
in by a woman was Lyndon 
Baines Johnson (Dem, 1963-69). 
He was sworn in by Judge Sarah 
T. Hughes, following the 
assasination of President John F. 
Kennedy, on November 22, 
1963. Since she gave him the 
oath of office aboard Airforce 
One, he is also the only president 
to be sworn in aboard an 
airplane. 

The rigors of the campaign 
trail were no problem for Gerald 
Ford (Rep, 1974-76). He was the 
only man to become both vice 
president and president without 
being elected to either office. He 
became Richard Nixon's vice 
president after the resignation of 
Vice President Spiro T. Agnew 
in 1973, and in 1974 he became 



president after Richard Nixon 
became the first president to 
resign the office. 

The only two presidents to die 
on the same day were former 
President Thomas Jefferson and 
John Adams. They both died on 
July 4, 1826, 50 years to the day 
after they had both signed the 
Declaration of Independence. 
Spooky! 

The first president to hold a 
presidential press conference 
was Woodrow Wilson in 1918. 
The first and only president to 
get a speeding ticket in the 
nation's capitol was Ulysses S. 
Grant ( Rep., 1869-77). He was 
going too fast on horseback. 

College students will be glad 
to know that it is possible to be 
president without a lot of 
education. Andrew Johnson 
(Dem, 1865-69) never went to a 
day of school in his life. His 



wife taught him how to read. 

The only Roman Catholic 
president was JFK (Dem, 1961- 
63), who was also the youngest 
president ever elected at age 43. 
The oldest president ever elected 
was Ronald Reagan (Rep, 1981- 
89) at age 69. 

The heaviest president was 
William Howard Taft (Rep, 
1909-13). He weighed over 310 
pounds and was also (this is true) 
the only president to get stuck in 
a While House bathtub. Taft 
(again), was also the president 
who fared worse in his bid for 
re-election; he was stomped by 
the other two candidates 



(Woodrow Wilson and Teddy 
Roosevelt), and the 1912 
election went to Wilson. No 
incumbent before or since has 
been beaten by a wider margin 
than was Taft. And last a weird 
connection. During the 1992 
campain, Clinton and Bush both 
spent a lot of time jawing about 
which one of them was more like 
Harry Truman. On November 3, 
Clinton won. Oddly enough, 
Harry Truman's first job was as a 
stock boy at Clinton's Drug 
Store, in his hometown of 
Independence, Missouri. 

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News Commentary by John Lancaster Beck 

Challenges facing the spotted owl crowd 



President Clinton has got his 
work cut out for him. The 
United States' social and 
economic situation has been 
likened to a house of cards that 
continues to grow out of control. 
Ethnic tensions are at an all time 
high. The memory of Los 
Angeles, like a thunderhead, 
looms on the horizon. The 
number of have-nots has 
dramatically increased, minority 
urban dwellers are amongst the 
hardest hit. The number one 
cause of death for African- 
American males under the age of 
25... a bullet. Opportunities for 
advancement diminish, 

hopelessness and frustration rise. 
How will the Clinton 
administration restore the 
American Dream to a segment of 
our population that feels 
forgotten? A quarter of a 
century after the assassination of 
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. many 
Americans, of all ethnicities, still 
feel that the statement "shattered 
dreams are a hallmark of our 
mortal life" rings with a poignant 
truth. 

As the job market begins to 
demand new employees with 
high levels of education, the 
United States' educational 
system is in increasing disarray. 
Fewer people graduate from high 
school now than did a quarter of 
a century ago. The percentage of 
Americans attending college 



continues to spiral 

downward— the cost of higher 
education shoots upward. 
Student loans are harder to come 
by and the lack of jobs makes it 
harder to pay them back. 

Much of the third world has a 
higher literacy than the United 
States; America waits to see 
what Bill Clinton will do with 
the legacy bequeathed to his 
administration by that of the 
Education President. In deed, 
the lack of educational 
opportunities and socially 
inequitable situations have 
created "third worlds" in the 
inner cities of our nation. 

General frustration and a 
growing sense of disillusionment 
with the political process has 
fueled a movement which has 
begun to radically polarize 
American politics. Just as a 
stagnate economy has shrunk the 
middle class, so too has the 
political experience of the 
preceding decades shrunk the 
number of politically moderate 
Americans. Organizations on 
both the far right and the left can 
boast more members now than 
ever before. Most visible are the 
forces of the Republican party's 
so called "radical right." 
Spearheaded by leaders such as 
Pat Robertson and Randall Terry 
these organizations alarm many 
moderates and liberals alike who 
fear that their ultra-conservative 



agenda will hinder social and 
economic progress. As President 
Clinton takes his place the nation 
waits to see if he will have what 
it takes to pull a politically 
fractured nation together. 

The demise of the Soviet 
Union has left In its wake a 
world with new security 
concerns for Clinton to face. 
Whereas the world formally 
found itself forced into either of 
two nuclear camps, with a strong 
and wary China watching from 
the sidelines, the balance of 
power is no longer so clear. 
Russia and several other former 
Soviet republics now have real 
national identity, in some cases, 
for the first time since WW I. 
Their inheritance is an extremely 
troubled economic situation and 
a formidable military machine 
including intercontinental 
thermonuclear weapons. The 
legacy of the Cold War is a 
massive military machine that no 
one can afford to maintain or to 
dismantle. President Clinton 
faces the task of insuring that 
this formerly Soviet apparatus 
does not fall into the wrong 
hands. 

In the early days of his 
administration Clinton faces the 
challenge of Iraq's Saddam 
Hussein. In This Week With 
David Brinkley newly appointed 
Secretary of State Warren 
Christopher said, "I think we 




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[the Clinton Administration] will 
have a problem with" Saddam 
Husein right away. In the final 
days of the Bush presidency 
renewed airstrikes in response to 
Iraqi refusal to comply with UN 
sanctions raise questions of how 
smoothly the Clinton transition 
will take place in the Iraqi skies. 
Iraq is by no means the only 
military dilemma placed before 
the virgin President. As the 
warring factions of the former 
Yugoslavia sit down at the 
conference table in Geneva , the 
conflict in their wartorn 
homeland rages unabated. 
President Clinton may soon be 
faced with the unpleasant 
decision of whether or not to 
commit U.S. combat troops to 
that region. 

On Tuesday, 850 Marines were 
sent home from Somolia in a 
move designed to turn control of 
the humanitarian mission there 



to the United Nations. As of yet, 
the U.N. Security Council has 
not yet established the necessary 
structures to assume such 
control, nor do they appear to be 
close to doing so. The question 
must be asked whether or not the 
Clinton administration will be 
able to continue the withdraw 
from Somalia without undoing 
the good they've done to date. 
As 850 Marines come home we 
must ask, "how long will the 
Clinton Administration be able 
to keep them stateside?" 
Twenty-one year old Pfc 
Domingo Arroyo will not be 
returning home with his Marine 
comrades though... he was the 
first U.S. serviceman killed in 
action in Somolia. As that 
situation becomes more difficult 
for the U.S. to extricate itself 
from one can not help but 
wonder if Pfc Arroyo will be the 
last. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by Public Safety for the weeks of January 11 through January 17, 
1993. 

A vehicle was reported scratched by an unknown actor in parking lot "S" 
on January 12. The incident allegedly happened on December 13. 

A hit and run vehicle accident was reported on January 12, which 
happened in lot "B". The vehicle was struck on the driver's side 
apparently by someone trying to park beside the vehicle which sustained 
damage. 

A hit and run vehicle accident was reported on January 13 which 
happened at a metered space in lot "S". Damage was sustained to the 
right front fender. 

On January 15, a female called and stated that her friend was assaulted in 
the Gemmell Complex near the computer center. The suspect was 
described as a white male, with dark brown hair and was wearing a 
burgundy coat which ties around the waist. The male was approximately 
5'8" tall and was wearing slide-on shoes or slippers. The male allegedly 
asked her friend, "Where is the snack bar." Then from behind, put his 
hand over her mouth. The female broke away and left the area. The 
victim was contacted and she does not want to file a report on the 
incident. 



At approximately 2:20 a.m. on January 16, someone entered a Four Star 
Pizza delivery vehicle which was parked in front of Nair Hall. A pizza 
bag containing a large pizza and a sub was stolen. The pizza bag was 
recovered on the fourth floor stairwell, east end of Wilkinson Hall. 

A telephone which was left in front of a dorm room in Nair Hall was 
reported stolen; however, the telephone was recovered in the stairwell. 
This incident happened on January 17 at approximately 2:45 a.m. 

A hit and run accident was reported on January 17 at approximately 11:27 
a.m. in lot "B." Damage was to the rear door of the vehicle. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. __ 



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Iraq, friend or foe to Clinton Administration? 



Compiled from 

the Associated Press 



International 

News 

Friend or foe? 

Iraqi President Saddam 
Hussein showed yesterday that 
he'll remain an irritant to the 
Clinton administration despite 
overtures to the new president. 

The Iraqi news agency says 
Saddam has ordered the 
rebuilding of the factory that was 
seriously damaged in Sunday's 
attack by U.S. Tomahawk cruise 
missiles. 

The United Slates says the 
factory south of Baghdad was an 
important part of Iraq's nuclear 
program. But Iraq insists it 
made moldings and machine 
tools for private industry. 

With the inauguration of Bill 
Clinton, Iraq is trying to open a 
new chapter with the democratic 
administration. Iraq's parliament 
speaker today expressed his 
country's "sincere desire" to 
establish what he calls 
"constructive relations" with the 
Clinton administration. 

German leaders 
congratulate Clinton 

German leaders are 
congratulating President Clinton, 
saying they expect to maintain 
close ties with the new U.S. 
president. 

Germany's foreign minister 
told middle German radio that he 
foresees "No problems or basic 
changes" in dealing with 
Clinton. 



National 

Not 'willy 
nilly procedure' 

Dr. Jack Kevorkian's attorney 
says his client's involvement in 
another aided suicide in 
Michigan yesterday is not, as he 
says, "some kind of willy nilly 
procedure." 

Geoffrey Fieger says 
Kevorkian helped bone cancer 
patient Jack Miller in suicide 
only after meeting with him 
several times. 

Fieger says heavy doses of 
drugs didn't ease the 53-year old 
Miller's pain, and he insisted he 
wanted to die. He did it by 
inhaling carbon monoxide 
through a mask. 

Phil Lewis sentenced 
to five years 

Actor Phil Lewis was 
sentenced to five years yesterday 
for vehicular manslaughter and 
driving while intoxicated. 

A Montgomery County Circuit 
Court Judge suspended all but 
one year of the five year 
sentence citing Lewis' exemplary 
behavior since the December 
1991 incident. 

Twenty-one -year old Isabel 
Duarte of Chevy Chase was 
killed when Lewis' car crossed a 
center line in Potomac and 
crashed head-on. 

Lewis was also sentenced to 
one year to be served 
concurrently for driving while 
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death continues 

An insurer says a bus company 
wasn't covered by its policy 
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be and her mother. And National 
Indemnity of Omaha, Nebraska 
is going to court to prove it. The 
company filed a lawsuit in 
federal court Tuesday. It says T- 
A Nelson bus lines of 
Connellsville removed the bus . 
from its insurance policy eight 
months before the accident in 
Fayette County. The bus line's 
attorney, Dan Stefko, says he 
believes the bus was covered by 
the National Indemnity policy. 



BU employee 
accused of rape 

A Bloomsburg University 
maintenance worker was ordered 
today to stand trial on rape 
charges. 

Michael Boykin was arrested 
in connection with an alleged 
incident involving a fellow 
university employee. 

The woman spent the morning 
on the witness stand, testifying 
that Boykin forced himself on 
her and raped her as she was 
getting into a university vehicle. 

District Justice Donna 
Coombe ruled that there was 
sufficient evidence to order 
Boykin to stand trial in 
Columbia County court. 



Sweeping tax reform 
announced 

The top ranking Republican in 
the Pennsylvania Senate 
introduced a sweeping tax 
reform plan yesterday that he 
hopes will give taxpayers more 
control over their wallets. The 
plan by Blair County Republican 
Robert Jubelirer would allow 
counties to establish a one -half 
percent wage tax while 
municipalities and school 
districts could split proceeds 
from an additional one percent 
wage tax. Voters could approve 
or disapprove any of the 
proposed tax changes by local 
referendum. 




Campus 



News 



Compiled from the 
College Press Service 

Kick the habit 

The Great American Meatout, 
sponsored by the Farm Animal 
Reform Movement, will be held 
March 20 as part of a national 
effort to get people to stop eating 
meat. 

FARM has urged meat-eaters ' 
to take the following pledge: "I 
pledge to kick the meat habit on 
March 20 (first day of spring) 
and to explore a less violent, 
more wholesome diet." 

Black colleges receive 
$15 million 
The United Negro College 
Fund has been awarded a $15 
million grant for the renovation 
and construction of buildings at 
41 historically black schools. 
The Kresge Foundation grant 
will be part of a $100 million 
construction and renovation 
program at the schools that are 
funded by the United Negro 
College Fund. 



Dr. Seuss works 
donated to UC library 

Thank you, thank you, Sam I 
Am. We do so like green eggs 
and ham. 

More than 4,000 scripts, 
manuscripts and drawings 
belonging to the estate of 
Theodor "Dr. Seuss" Geisel, one 
of the nation's most popular 
authors of children's books, has 
been donated to the library at the 
University of California at San 
Diego. 

The collection of work by the 
Pulitzer Prize-winning writer, 
which includes whimsical 
drawings and a doodle-filled 
notebook from the '20's, is 
appraised at almost $2.3 million. 

The works were selected by 
Geisel's widow, Audrey, and 
include scripts from the Dr. Seus 
television shows, "Cat in the 
Hat" T-shirts and other comercial 
spinoffs, journals and cartoons. 
A lecture hall will also be named 
after the Geisel family. 



Snowball fight 
turns ugly 

Michigan State University 
officials were investigating how 
a campus snowball fight 
escalated into a melee that left 
five students injured and nearly 
$3,000 in damage to dormitories 
and automobiles. 

The fight, which lasted about 
eight hours, began in the early 
evening of December 10 and 
wasn't finished until the next 
day. The injuries, a dislocated 
knee and shoulder and a head 
concussion. 

Officials said four students 
were arrested and charged with 
malicious destruction of 
property, disorderly behavior and 
violation of a vehicle code. 

The melee apparently began 
as a stress-relieving snowball 
fight that escalated into a near- 
riot that moved from one campus 
area to another as snow supplies 
dwindled, school officials said. 
Several cars were damaged by 
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by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



People forget the true 
meaning of Christmas, 
Thanksgiving and Easter, and 
maybe some tend to forget the 
true meaning of Martin Luther 
King Jr., the man who inspired 
people of all races that there can 
be racial equality. 

This year marked the first year 
that Martin Luther King Jr. Day 
was celebrated in all 50 states 

The Martin Luther King Jr. 
Celebration Committee on 
campus presented Reverend 
Edgar Boyd from the Bethel 
AME Church in San Francisco, 
CA. Reverend Boyd spoke on 
"The Legacy of Martin Luther 
King Jr. and Its Implications For 

the Future." 

Martin Luther King Jr.'s 
birthday was celebrated Monday, 
January 18 in the Chapel. 
Opening the celebration were 
Mistress of Ceremonies Sonja 
White, Atiya Bridgett singing the 
African American National 
Anthem, "Lift Every Voice and 
Sing," and Clarion University 
President, Dr. Diane Reinhard. 

Nicole Washington recited ten 
rules to live by, taken from youth 
advocate Miriam Wright 
Edelman. Included in the list 



were be honest, assign yourself, 
take parenting and families 
seriously, set goals for yourself 
and work quietly and 
consistently to achieve them, and 
don't be afraid of taking risks. 
Lastly, remember that nothing is 
free and that fellowship of 
human beings is more important 
than the color of one's skin. 

Inspiring poems were read by 
Michelle Lanier ("Interracial" 
by Georgia D. Thompson), 
Kevin Moore ("The Lord in 
We") and Alia Hall ("The Keys 
to Existence"). Following the 
poetry selections, the 
Washington and Jefferson 
College Gospel Choir from 
Washington, PA, uplifted the 
audience with their strong 

voices. 

Ralph Godbolt, President of 
the AASU (African American 
Student Union), took time to 
acknowledge Jack Shannon, vice 
-president of AASU, with the 
AASU Presidential Award of 
Excellence. This award is given 
to a member of the AASU who 
possesses academic and 
leadership qualities, as well as 
helping others. Godbolt also 
surprised the audience as well as 
his mother, Dorothy Godbolt, as 
he presented her an appreciation 




Reverend Edgar Boyd speech 
King Jr. was just a part of the 



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holidays festivities. 



award for her accomplishments. 

More musical selections were 
sung by the talented soloists 
Tameika Dean and Nicole 
McElrath. Then Ralph Watkins, 
the assistant to the president for 
social equity, proudly introduced 
the keynote speaker, Reverend 
Edgar Boyd. 

Reverend Boyd asked the 
audience, "Can the miracle be in 
you?" This was his main theme 
telling the audience that they can 
be the ones who can solve the 
problem of racial division, the 
problem that Martin Luther King 
Jr. wanted to see solved over 20 
years ago. 

Kevin Moore's poem entitled 
"The Lord and We," showed that 
some dreams will never die. 
The Lord and "We"? 
Not many people knew him. 
We knew the significance in 
falling on our knees and so greatly 
exclaiming, 
"Oh, Lord deliver me!" 
We heard our mothers and fathers 
as they would look to the sky in the 
darkest hour of despair and say, 
"Lord you ain't nevea failed 

me!" 
"Lord, I know you'll always be 

there!" 

The preacher would preach on 
Sunday, so rousingly pro- 
claiming - "The Lord is good!" 



Comic to host Battle of the Bands 



by Dawn Sams 
Features Writer 



Where can you find six great 
local bands and an Emcee who 
frequently appears on MTV? 
Why Clarion's own annual 
Battle of the Bands, of course. 
Battle of the Bands is a product 
of the hard work of the UAB 
Concert Committee, which is 
headed up by Sharon Illig. 

The competition will occur on 
Tuesday, February 2 at 8 p.m. in 
the Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 
As if seeing the six bands wasn't 
great enough incentive to go, this 
will be: the whole thing is free to 
Clarion students! Public pays a 
charge of $2 at the door, much 
less than the cost of an average 
concert, I might add. 

The guest Emcee for the event 
is the incredibly funny, and very 




UAB photo 

Comedian, Robbie Printz as guest emcee, gives students 
one more reason to attend the Battle of the Bands. 



popular, Robbie Printz. Robbie 
is a 22 year old comedian who 
appears on MTV's "Half Hour 
Comedy Hour", and on the 
special "Spring Break" edition, 
taped in Daytona Beach, Florida. 
His brand of humor combines an 
"innocent look with a sarcastic 
mind" to leave his audiences 
rolling in the aisles. Robbie has 
performed on various college 
campuses with rave reviews. 

When Robbie visits our own 
campus, he will be doing what 
he does best, making people 
laugh. He will be introducing 
the various bands and 
entertaining the audience while 
bands are backstage setting up. 

Robbie will be introducing six 
bands from the university. The 
diversified sound will cover 
rock, progressive, alternative and 
acoustic. The competition 



should just about cover 
everyone's musical preference. 

Three judges have been chosen 
but can't be revealed yet. They 
have all been chosen from 
outside the university, and they 
all have extensive musical 
backgrounds. 

The judges will be making 
their decision based on five 
categories: musical ability, 
professionalism, showmanship, 
overall performance and 
audience participation/ response. 
So keep in mind, if you see a 
band you like, audience 
participation does count. 
Knowing that you can help in the 
decision making process is a 
good enough reason for you and 
your voice box to come out to 
the Battle of the Bands. 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-Three days apart in 
November, a 40-year-old man in 
Taylor, Michigan, dropped dead 
of a heart attack minutes after 
bowling his first-ever perfect 
"300" game (12 strikes in a row), 
and a 33-year-old man in 
Fremont, California, had his bid 
for 300 interrupted by a fatal 
heart attack after bowling his 
11th straight strike. 

-James Macdonald and 
William Shoesmith, both 26, 
were sentenced to five years in 
prison in London in December 



for bank robbery. According to 
his lawyer, Macdonald hated his 
robbery work and had to drink 
before each job. For what was to 
be the pair's last job, he got fall- 
down drunk and had to be 
carried by Shoesmith into the 
bank to pull off the heist. The 
two men were soon captured. 

-Richard Shane Collins, 22, 
escaped from a police holding 
cell in Manassas, Virginia, in 
November by squeezing through 
a 10-inch-by-10-inch opening 
used to pass food and papers to 
prisoners. 

-An attempt to rob the 



Household Federal Savings Bank 
in Reston, Virginia, in September 
ended when a teller, after reading 
the robber's holdup note, 
reached across the counter and 
punched the man in the face, 
sending him fleeing the building. 
-An extensive survey of home 
buglars' work preferences 
published in Whittle 
Communications' Special Report 
magazine in September revealed 
that 32 percent like to browse 
through family photographs 
while on the job, 27 percent like 
to raid the refrigerator, and 7 
percent watch TV. Seventy 



percent of the 191 imprisoned 
burglars reported they like to 
limit their jobs to a 20-minute 
maximum, 17 percent wondered 
what their victims were like, and 
59 percent said a dog in the 
home was the most effective 
burglary deterrent. 

-Reuters reported in November 
that Russian faith healer Boris 
Zolotov has become popular for 
his traveling seminars in which 
he induces mass orgasms in 
women by mental telepathy. 
Typically, he begins a session by 
shouting, "Who wants an 
orgasm?" and dozens of women 
yell back, "I do." With 
throbbing-beat music in the 
background, he encourages 
women to throw themselves into 
a heap in the center of the room 
while he chants and implores 
them to move feverishly. At a 
session in Zelenograd, the 
Reuters reporter wrote that 



"about 30 appear to have had a 
sexual climax." 

-A University of Pennsylvania 
archaeological chemist and two 
colleagues, writing in the journal 
Nature in November, reported 
finding the residue of beer in jars 
in Iran and Iraq that are more 
than 5,000 years old. 

-A speech pathologist at Nova 
University in Fort Lauderdale, 
Florida, offers classes on the 
proper way to yell. She told the 
Sun-Sentinel newspaper that 
research indicates that 37 percent 
of women with vocal damage 
were at one point high school 
cheerleaders, and a third of 
current cheerleaders have such 
problems. Among her teachings: 
Use husky shouts instead of 
high-pitched screeches. 



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New exhibit features a host of artists 



by Shawn P. Seagriff 
Features Writer 



The works of twenty-eight 
artist/printmakers will be 
featured in Sandford Gallery this 
month. The first exhibit of the 
semester is entitled "Images 
1990" and will be appearing thru 
January 29. 

The exhibit was organized by 
April Katz, assistant professor of 
art here at Clarion University. In 
1990 Katz was one of 36 
artist/printmakers teaching at 
colleges and universities across 
the country who participated in 
and exchange portfolio entitled, 
"Images 1990." 

In the exchange each of the 
artists receives one print from 
each of the other 36 participants. 
The works are created in many 
different styles including prints 
that were drawn, 

photographically derived and/or 
computer generated. The artists 
used crayon, washdrawing, acid 




tinting, paint, traditional relief, 
lithographic and intaglio and 

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images. 

The work provides evidence 
that members of the academic 
community are producing art of 
high quality, establishes the trend 
toward studying art in 
universities which began after 
World War II. In the words of 
April Katz, "I think that the 
cooperative effort of the 36 
individuals from across the 
nation involved in "Images 
1990" was important because it 



reflects the communicative 
nature traditionally associated 

The production of multiple 
images allows relatively 
inexpensive distribution to a 
wide audience." 

The exhibit will continue until 
January 29, 1993, in the 
Sandford Art Gallery from 9:00 
a.m. thru 5:00 p.m. on weekdays 
and by appointment on 
weekends. 

To make a weekend 
appointment call 226-2412. 




Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
The new exhibit, "Images 1990," in the Sandford Gallery 
contains over 36 artists and printmakers. 



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Rock News 



by Michelle Handa 

Con Phillips 
Contributing Writers 



The 20th Annual "American 
Music Awards" will be held next 
Wednesday, January 25 and will 
be hosted by Gloria Estefon, 
Bobby Brown and Wynonna 
Judd. ABC will carry the event 
beginning at 8 p.m. eastern time. 
A special look back at the last 20 
years of the awards show will be 
featured. 

The six categories to be judged 
are Pop/Rock, Soul/Rhythm and 
Blues, Country, Heavy 
Metal/Hard Rock, Adult 
Contemporary and Rap/ Hip 
Hop. In addition to the 25 
regular awards this year, a 
special "Award of Merit" will 
also be presented. Legendary 
rock promoter Bill Graham will 




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American public." 

Performers scheduled to 
provide entertainment include 
Michael Jackson, Michael 
Bolton, Bon Jovi, Boyz II Men, 
Billy Ray Cyrus, Kris Kross, 
Metallica and Vince Gill and 
Reba McEntire dueting. Three 
of the hosts will also perform, 
but still have not been named. 

There will be plenty of new 
releases to keep you and your 
money tied up for the next few 
months. Paul McCartney, who 
has been around the block more 
than a few times has finally 
gotten "Off the Ground." "Off 
the Ground" will be released 
February ninth and is 
McCartney's first studio album 
since 1989. This album has a 
much harder edge than most of 
the ex-Beatle's solo attempts 
because it was recorded live. 
Paul wanted a band album and 
created "Off the Ground" solely 
with the band who have 
sidekicked his live shows over 
the past three years. This album 
also includes two songs from 
Paul's collaborations with Elvis 
Costello. 

L>uran Duran's new album, 
with an "ordinary" title "Duran 
Duran" will be released March 
23 and features their new smash 
single "Ordinary World." After 
taking a three year hiatus, Duran 
Duran has come back with a 
highly energized hip new sound. 
Duran Duran's first performance 
in Los Angeles sold out in just 
three minutes. 

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CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. Jan. 21 

■ Book Center open 
special extended hours 
UAB Movie 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Fri. Jan. 22 

High School Visitation 

Day 

Book Center open 

Special extended hours 



Sun. Jan. 24 

Faculty Recital: 
Lawrence Wells 
Percussion (Chap) 2:30 
p.m. 

■ UAB Movie 
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Credit/no record begins 
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Student Senate mtg. 
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THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 



INSTRUCTIONS: The Peace Corps has volunteers serving in nearly 90 nations around the 
world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries. 

Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce 
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right. 

The largest, but most sparsely 
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Tamburitzans to perform 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



The University Activities 
Board of Clarion is sponsoring a 
performance of the world 
famous Duquesne University 
Tamburitzans on Wednesday, 
January 27, at 8:00 p.m. in 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 

Founded in 1937 at Duquesne 
University, the Tamburitzans are 
the first existing university-based 
performing folk ensemble in the 
United States. The group takes 
its name from the tamruitza 
family of string instruments of 
southeastern Europe. The group 
exists for the purpose of 
preserving and perpetuating the 
eastern European cultural 
heritage in the U.S. and offering 
scholarship opportunities to 
deserving students. 

A Tamburitzan is a typical 
American college student with 
an exceptional amount of 
musical talent and enough 
ambition to make an unusual 
effort to secure a college 
education. A Tamburitzan must 
sing in a dozen languages, dance 
as many routines and play a 
variety of instruments. 

The 40 students who make up 
the performing ensemble come 
from all parts of America, from 




Public Affairs Photo 

This is just three of the 40 members that make up the Tamburitzans from Duquesne 
University. The group will be performing folk dances in Clarion on January 27. The group 
has traveled throughout the world and has been performing since 1937. 



various ethnic and religious 
backgrounds and may study in 
any academic area at Duquesne 
University. These students 
receive full scholarships for their 
participation in the group and 



perform more than 100 shows 
each season. In this way, 
hundreds of Duquesne students 
have received more than $3 
million in financial aid since 
1937. 



Among the 40 Tamburitzans of 
Duquesne University is 
Shippenville native, Sasha 
Lazich. Ms. Lazich is a transfer 
student from Clarion University 



and is the daughter of Dr. 
Milutin Lazich, Director of 
Choirs at Clarion. 

This group of young 
entertainers has presented 
concerts throughout the U.S. and 
Canada, occasionally making a 
foreign tour to such places as 
South America, the Soviet Union 
or eastern Europe. While 
traveling outside of the 
continental United States, the 
Tamburitzans present the songs, 
dances and music of the United 
States. The U.S. Department of 
State has selected the 
Tamburitzans to represent 
America and American youth to 
the World. 

"The Tamburitzans are a very 
reputable group that will provide 
an entertaining show that 
combines music and dance," 
commented Curtis Rumbaugh, 
Arts Committee Chairperson for 
UAB. 

Tickets for the performance are 
now on sale at the ticket office in 
Gemmell Complex. All tickets 
are general admission and are $4 
for adults and $2 for children. 
Clarion University students are 
admitted free with valid 
identification. 



Attention writers and poets! 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Dare to be different, dare to be 
creative or dare to submit poetry, 
prose or artwork to Clarion's 
oldest magazine. 

Dare, Clarion's only literary 
magazine, is once again inviting 
all university students to submit 
as many works to Dr. Don 
Wilson of the English 
Department. 

Wilson is the founder of the 
magazine. Dare was founded in 
1974 and has established itself as 
Clarion's foremost journal of 
student writing. 

"Some works are not 
guaranteed to be printed," said 



Wilson. There will be 12 to 13 
editors working to choose the 
submissions. Each piece will go 
through the jury process at least 
three times. 

Wilson believes that this years 
magazine will "continue good 



traditions from the past." 

Guidelines and submission 
forms are available to students in 
the English Department, 265 
Carlson. Deadlines are on 
January 27, 1993 at 4:00 p.m. 



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The Clarion Call - 1-21-93 - Page 15 




Clarion enters ' ' second season 
riding a nine game win streak 

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by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Head coach Ron Righter says 
his Golden Eagles are "right 
where he wants them to be" as 
he prepares them for the start of 
their PSAC conference schedule. 
Righter has every reason to be 
optimistic as his club entered 
Wednesday's conference opener 
at California with a record of 11- 
2 and riding high on a nine game 
winning streak. 

The streak began with wins 
over UPJ and Hilbert, but on 
December 12th in Tippin 
Gymnasium, Clarion fans 
caught their first glimpse of what 
their team was capable of doing. 
The Gannon Golden Knights 
came to Clarion just three weeks 
after they had beaten the Eagles 
79-63 in their own gym, and 
midway through the second half, 
this game appeared to be 
following the same storyline as 
the last meeting. 

The Knights had vaulted in 
front 45-34 and seemed to have 
the game well in control when 
the Eagles surged their way 
back. Brian Paige nailed a three- 
pointer to start it, and Kwame 
Morton connected on a free 
throw to end it, but in between, a 
thunderous Steve Branch dunk, a 
Roy Bumoskey lay-up and a 
Dave Wojciechowski three 
pointer were the highlights of an 
18-3 run that vaulted Clarion 
ahead 52-48. 

The most amazing part of this 
thrilling, tide-turning run was 
that leading scorer Kwame 
Morton was on the bench for the 
greater part of it. 

The Eagles proved they could 
fight all the way back against a 
Division II powerhouse, but did 
they have what it took to beat 
one? Leading 54-53 with four 
minutes left to play, Steve 
Branch attempted to answer that 
question. 

First, the Clarion center 

stepped in and drew a crucial 

charge. Then, at the other end of 

the court, he drilled a 13 footer 

• to increase the Eagle lead to 56- 




The master's plan- Head coach Ron Righter and assistant 
shown here preparing their troop for the grueling PSAC-West 

53. After a Gannon bucket evident. 



closed the lead to one, big 
number 50 rebounded an errant 
Clarion shot and stuck it back to 
keep the lead at three. 

The Knights never could 
regain the lead and Clarion held 
on to upset the nationally ranked 
titan 64-59. 

After a long Christmas break, 
the Eagles would set their sights 
on winning the Pizza Hut 
Classic. The tournament was 
held in Clarion, and it welcomed 
the District of Columbia, 
Mansfield, and Lake Erie to 
Tippin Gymnasium. The first 
test for the Eagles was Lake 
Erie, and the 25 day layoff 
between games was clearly 



The pesky Storm stayed within 
striking distance throughout, and 
it was not until a late Clarion 
surge that the outcome was 
decided. Morton scored 30 and 
Bumoskey plunged in 29 for a 
95-80 Clarion victory, but 
despite the win, it appeared that 
the Eagles may still have had 
Santa on their minds. 

The Pizza Hut Classic 
championship game pitted 
Clarion against Mansfield, and it 
had all the intensity of a heated, 
conference match-up. The lead 
changed hands several times, but 
at the end of regulation the game 
was tied. Kwame Morton 
reigned "super-supreme" in the 



Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
coach Mike Power (left) are 
schedule. 
overtime period and single- 
handedly sent Mansfield home 
with the second place trophy and 
a small order of breadsticks. 

With his 30 point opening 
game performance along with 
his season high 35 in the 
championship, Morton earned 
his second Most Valuable Player 
award this year. Bumoskey 
finished the tourney with 46 
points and was among five 
players named to the All- 
Tournament team. 

The Eagles next embarked on a 
five day, four game road trip in 
which they attempted to get 
closer to God. Hilbert College 
was the first of four Catholic 
schools which Clarion visited on 



their voyage. Bumoskey scored 
14 and power forward Chris 
Boone netted 12 and pulled down 
eight boards to lead the Eagles to 
a 71-61 victory over Hilbert. 

Morton would be the savior 
for the rest of the trip. At 
Messiah, he graced the net for 29 
to lead the Eagles to a 92-61 win. 
The next night he created 27 at 
Philadelphia Bible in a 95-53 
Clarion win, and the night after 
that, Morton walked over water 
to provide 25 in the Eagles' 101- 
91 victory at Cabrini. On the 
next day, he rested. 

The conference season began at 
California last night, and three of 
Clarion's first four PSAC 
contests are away from home. 
The Eagles next home game 
comes against Edinboro on 
Monday, January 25, and wins at 
Cal and against Edinboro should 
place the Eagles in the- Division 
II Top 25 by next week. 

Edinboro is coming off a huge 
69-65 victory at arch-rival 
Gannon, and despite beginning 
the season at 0-5, the Fighting 
Scots know that the PSAC 
conference schedule creates a 
whole new season for them. 

Golden Eagle leaders 

faints per gam? 

Morton (23.7) 

Bumosky (18.8) 



Ffefrf foal percentage 
Whyte(.762) 

$ p oint field foals 
Morton (50-122) 

ft** throw pereentaee 
Paige (80%) 

RfhnunAx per frame 
Boone (6.9) 
Branch (6 &) 

Assists 
Wojociechiowski(88) 

BJocte 
McCarthy (12) 

Steal* 
Wojo(27) 



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The Clarion Call - 1-21-93 - Page 17 



Gdden Eagles are "on the road" to asolid^tartj Golden Eagle grapplerS fighting 

through injury plagued season 



by Jon Q. SUler 

Sports Editor 

Come January 25, the Clarion 
University women's basketball 
team will find itself in a very 
unfamiliar place - Tippin 
Gymnasium. That date will 
mark Clarion's fourth home 
contest in their initial 13 games. 

Despite the toughest schedule 
in the East Region, the Golden 
Eagles are still sporting a solid 
8-4 overall record and are still 
aiming to capture their third 
straight PS AC- West title. But 
the reigning champs faced their 
toughest opponent thus far in the 
1992-93 season yesterday. The 
contest against PSAC-West rival 
California opened Clarion's 
conference schedule. The 
Vulcans had the best record in 
the PSAC going into the contest 
at 11-2. 

Head coach Margaret "Gie" 
Parsons is expecting a rugged 
PSAC-West race. Parsons said 
before the conference opener at 
Cal that "there are plenty of 
quality teams in the PSAC-West 
this season, and we know we 
have to be ready to play every 
time we step on the floor. Cal 
has a very strong, well-balanced 
team and it should be an 
excellent game." 

Unfortunately, in order to 
contend with the likes of Cal, 
Clarion had to break out of its 
mini-slump. The Golden Eagles 
^uered PSAC-West play after 
losing three out of their past five 
previous games. 

Clarion opened 1993 with a 
three-game non-conference road 
trip to the Boston area, losing 
two. 

After close to a month off, the 
Eagles took on host Bentley 
College on January 1, falling 75- 
70. Shannon Coakley led the 
New Year's Day effort with 1 1 
points and seven rebounds. 

Clarion bounced back the very 
next day by putting away host 
Pace, 89-73. Four Eagles scored 
in double figures in the 16 point 
victory. Freshman Amy 
Migyanka scored 17 points and 
Coakley poured in 16. Carlita 
Jones matched that effort with 16 
more and added 10 rebounds. 

On January 4, the Eagles left 
Beantown with a bad taste in 
their mouths after suffering their 
second loss in three days. The 
Clarion women fell to host 
Lowell, 78-61. The likes of 
Larry Bird, Fenway Park and the 
Boston Garden may not have 
eased Clarion's homesick 
feeling, but Leatha Dudeck and 
Coakley added a couple of bright 



spots, combining for close to 30 
points in the loss. 

The Eagles returned to Tippin 
on January 13 and gave the 
home folks a thriller with a .86- 
78 overtime victory over 
Mercyhurst. 

A Jones layup with four 
seconds left tied the contest at 
74-74. Migyanka, Amy Coon 
and Pam Mountsier hit three- 
pointers in OT to sink the Lady 
Lakers. 

Jones led the winning effort 
with 12 points and 12 boards. 
Mountsier and point guard 
Melissa Barnette combined for 
24 points. Mountsier was 3-3 
from three point land and 5-8 
from the field overall. Coakley 
chipped in eight points, five 
assists, three block shots and five 
steals. 

The Golden Eagles again 
proved to be human last 
Saturday as they fell to PSAC- 
East powerhouse and host 
Bloomsburg, 65-56. The strange 
rim again proved to be 
unfriendly to the visitors as 
Clarion only shot 22 percent 
from three point land and 30 
percent overall. Coon and 
Susanne Adams each chipped in 
10 points for the Eagles. Jones 
had 11 rebounds. 

Clarion was "on the road 
again" the very next day but 
defeated Kutztown this time 
around, 74-60. Golden Eagle 
"Superfrosh II" Mona Gaffney 
poured in 15 points with 7-10 
shooting in only 12 minutes of 
action. She also pulled down six 
boards. Coon added 15 more 
points. Barnette and Jones 
combined for 19. 

Clarion opened their PSAC- 
West conference schedule at 
California yesterday and are 
back home for another big 
conference contest on January 25 
against Edinboro. 

Parsons feels that the difficult 
road schedule will pay dividends 
down the stretch. The difficult 
schedule will hopefully prepare 
the Eagles for their tough PSAC 
contests and for the playoffs 
(which would be on the road). 
The polden Eagles currently 




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A long distance dedication- Susanne Adams (40) sinks one of her high percentage shots 
during last year's PSAC play. 1992-93 West rivals will see much of the same from Adams 
and company this time around. 

stand at 8-4 overall, excluding ppg, 10.2 rebs). Gaffney, 

Migyanka, Mountsier and 
Adams will also see plenty of 
time. 
After they clash with Edinboro 



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yesterday's PSAC-West opener. 
The offense is currently equaling 
that of last year, averaging close 
to 100 points per game, but 
Parsons believes that it will be 
the defense that makes or breaks 
the team. "I think we're starting 
to play the type of defense we 
are capable of," remarked 
Parsons. "Defense wins 
championships and I think you'll 
see the enthusiasm and intensity 
pick up as we start conference 

play." 

Leading Clarion into 

conference play will be point 

guard Barnette (37 assists), Coon 

(10 ppg), Coakley (11.1 ppg, 6.2 

rebs), Dudeck (10.5 ppg, 7.3 

rebs, 42 steals) and Jones (17.8 



at home on Monday, the Eagles 
are "on the road" again for two 
straight against conference 
opponents (Lock Haven & 
Shippensburg). 



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The Clarion University 
wrestling team has taken part in 
a round robin tournament and 
four big dual matches since 
Christmas and currently stands at 
1-2 in the conference after 
falling to Bloomsburg, 25-15, on 

Sunday. 

Clarion dropped two early 
season dual matches on 
December 12 against West 
Virginia and Ohio State. West 
Virginia is one of the top teams 
in the country, and Ohio State is 
a potential national champion. 
Clarion fell in a tight one to Ohio 
State, 22-17, and lost to WVU, 
32-15. The young Golden Eagle 
squad gave it everything they 
had against the Division I 
powerhouse of OSU but fell five 
points short. Luke Shocklee, 
Chris Guarlotti, Nick Pendolino 
and Moss Grays jump started 
Clarion to a 13-4 lead, but the 
upset was spoiled as OSU won 
four out of the last five matches. 
Dan Payne recorded the only 
other victory against the Ohio 
school. 

The Golden Eagles took their 
talent to the Georgia State 
tournament on January 3 and 
came away with a 4-1 tourney 
record. 

In downing Appalachian State, 
23-12, Shocklee, Pendolino, 



Dave Thomas, Paul Antonio, 
Payne and Rob Sintobin all came 
away with victories. 

Clarion then beat up on Simon 
Fraser, 34-13. Kyle Wolfe, 
Pendolino and Thomas had three 
successive falls to push Clarion 
to a lead that would never be 
surpassed. 

Clarion dropped a nailbiter to 
Indiana University, 22-17, but 
bounced back to beat SW 
Missouri, 28-20, and Liberty, 25- 

16. 

Shocklee, Pendolino, Thomas, 
Payne and Sintobin stood out in 
the tournament in the last two 
Golden Eagle victories. 

Clarion faced another stiff task 
on January 10 against host 
Syracuse, falling 23-16. 
Shocklee, Thomas, Antonio and 
Payne all scored for the Eagles. 

Clarion grasped their winning 
ways again on January 13. 
Travelling to Cleveland State, 
they flew home with a 21-13 
win. Chad Billy and Wolfe got 
the fire started with two straight 
wins to start off the night. 
Thomas and Antonio kept it 
going with two wins in the 
middle weight classes. Payne 
and Roger King finished the 
hosts off. 

The Golden Eagles most recent 
match was against Bloomsburg 
this past Sunday. The PSAC- 
East Huskies left Tippin with a 




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25-15 victory over Clarion. 
Wolfe and Sintobin recorded 
pins for the Golden Eagles. 

The loss set Clarion at 9-8 
overall. Head coach Jack Davis 
has described the season as 
"frustrating, simply because we 
haven't been able to field a 
consistent lineup." The team has 
been plagued by injuries all 
season. Three potential starters 
(Moss Grays, Brian Stoudt & 
Shawn Armbrust) recently had 
surgery. Grays may be back 
soon. At 167 pounds, Clarion's 



top two wrestlers at that weight 
have both gone down with an 
injury. Throughout the injuries, 
though, the Golden Eagles have 
continued to meet their 
opponents head on. 

"When injuries are as big a 
problem as this, you have to ask 
some people to do the 
impossible," said Davis. Some 
have given it their best to do just 
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high in the big tournaments that 
are coming up. Pendolino has 
fought through ups and downs to 
have an impressive season thus 
far. In losing a close 17-15 
decision to AU-American Brad 
Rozanski from Bloomsburg, 
Pendolino proved that he can 
hang with the best of them. 
Thomas is also wrestling well 
right now and is coming off of 
an injury. He will only get better 
and better. Clarion's most 
consistent wrestler to date -has 
been Payne. He has come to be 
one of Clarion's best and will 
lead the Eagles into the 
upcoming PSAC's (January 30). 
The grapplers will be at the 
defending conference champs of 
Edinboro tomorrow The 
PSACs will be held ai California 
on January 30. February 
matches include Army, Kent 
State, Pitt, Lock Haven and Penn 
State. 






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Golden E agle swimmers successful at The Rock 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



Clarion University's swim 
teams competed against PSAC 
rival Slippery Rock on Tuesday 
January 12, and both the men 
and the women brought victories 
back to Clarion. 

The men's team captured first 
place in every event except the 
80 free to defeat SRU 120-98. 

The combination of Dave 
Sheets, Rick Bull, Steve Darby 



and Keith Iwinski won both the 
400 medley and 400 free relays. 

Iwinski added a first place 
finish in the 1000 free to his 
relay victories. 

Bull added a 200 individual 
medley victory. 

Darby added a 100 free 
victory. 

Sheets also added another 
victory in the 800 free . 

Steve Kozowyk added a 200 
free victory to Clarion's credits. 



The 200 butterfly event was 
paced by Clarion's Mike Klunk. 

Mark Keister won the 200 
backstroke, and Jeff Halbert won 
the 200 breaststroke. 

In men's diving, Joe Egan won 
both the one meter and three 
meter events for the Golden 
Eagles. 

The CUP women also won 
their meet handedly, 138-92, 
winning every event but the 200 
Individual Medley. 



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The 400 free relay team 
comprised of Mara Strelecki, 
Justine Gibbons, Daniela More 
and Tedra Kruse won the event 
in 3:53.52. 

Gibbons paced the women by 
also winning two other events. 
She finished first in the 1000 
free and in the 500 free. 

Kruse also won two other 
events, winning the 200 free and 
the 200 butterfly. 
Other first place finishes for the 



women included the 400 medley 
relay team, Stephanie Kissell in 
the 50 and 100 freestyle events, 
Dina Maylor in the 200 
backstroke, Becky Jushchyshyn 
in the 200 breaststroke. 

Kim Strawbridge won both the 
one meter and three meter diving 
events. 

The swim teams also competed 
in Florida over the break. 

Both teams are in action again 
on January 23 at Bloomsburg. 



Clarion athletes 
receive awards 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Football squad still receiving 
honors 

Brad Kline and Tim Brown 
were among five Golden Eagles 
selected by "Football Gazette" 
as Division II All- Americans. 

Kline, a strong safety from 
Lawrenceburg, Indiana, led the 
defense in solo tackles, fumbles 
caused and fumbles recovered. A 
starting running back in his first 
three seasons at Clarion, Kline 
made the move to defense rn 
1992 and led the conference with 
five interceptions. 

Junior tight end Tim Brown 
seems to receive a different 
honor every week , and this 
week was no exception as he 
was chosen as a 1992 second 
team All- American. 

A graduate of Thomas 
Jefferson high school in 
Pittsburgh, Brown led the entire 
PSAC in receptions with 60. He 
accumulated 614 yards through 
the air and scored four 
touchdowns. Brown was an 
honorable mention All- American 
in 1991. 

Quarterback Tim Myers, 
defensive tackle Jason Rinehart 
and linebacker Frank Andrews 
were also rewarded for their 
outstanding seasons and were 
named Honorable Mention Ail- 
Americans. 

Clarion leads all PSAC schools 
with 45 All-American selections 
in the last 10 years. 

Ellenberger and Bills gain 
well-deserved respect 

Tammi Bills and Wendy 
Ellenberger were two of the 12 
players selected to the American 
Volleyball Coaches Association 
Atlantic All-Region Team for 



Division II. 

Bills led the team in digs with 
526 while recording 142 kills 
and 22 service aces. The senior 
defensive demon collected 1,163 
digs in her illustrious career. 

Ellenberger played in all 134 
games in 1992 and accumulated 
1,149 set assists and 62 service 
aces. The 5-foot-5 senior 
distributed 2,966 set assists in 
her stellar career, and was a first 
team PS AC- West selection in 
1991. 

Last month, Bills and 
Ellenberger were two of eight 
players selected to the PSAC- 
West first team for 1992. 

Jones and Morton named 
PSAC "Players of the Week" 

Lady Golden Eagles center 
Carlita Jones and junior guard 
Kwame Morton were recently 
honored as the PSAC-West 
"Players of the Week." 

Jones, a six foot center from 
Peabody high school in 
Pittsburgh, was honored for her 
performance in the week from 
December 7-13. 

Jones led the Eagles to a 2-0 
week and averaged 34 points per 
game in the process. Against 
Mercyhurst she tickled the twine 
for a school-record 43 points 
including 19 field goals. 

For the season, she is 
averaging 17.8 ppg, including a 
shooting percentage of 51%. 
Jones is also first on the team in 
rebounding with a 10.2 rpg 
average. 

Kwame Morton averaged 
32.5 ppg in the Pizza Hut Classic 
and received the PSAC-West 
"Player of the Week" honor to go 
along with his tournament MVP 
trophy. 

Morton leads the Eagles in 
scoring, averaging 24 ppg. 



The Clarion C 




Volume 74, Issue 14 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania January 28,1993 

Trustees approve construction of 
President's place of residence 



News 

Jane Doe 

Inconsistency in residents' 
lives pg.5 1 

Features 

Battle of the Bands 
Come hear students battle ill 
out to be a winner. pg. 9 1 



Sports 



Clarion Basketball 

Golden Eagles split tol 
conference to game — pg.15 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Chance of snow, | 

High 32 
Friday: Sunny, High 43 
Saturday: Cold, possible 

snow, high 30 
Sunday: Snow, high 33 
Monday: Brisk, high 30 
Tuesday: Cold, possible 

chance of snow, 

high 30 
Wednesday: Warming, high 

45 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

Features pg. 9 

Battle of the Bands pg.14 

Entertainment pg. 16 1 

TV guide pg.18 

Sports pg.19 

Classifieds pg.23 



By Rodney Sherman 
Assistant News Editor 

Clarion University Board of 
Trustees voted Jan. 19 to 
continue its efforts to build a 
new, on-campus home to be 
occupied by the university 
president. The motion was 
approved by a 5-1 decision. 

Further movement on 
the project is dependant on 
actions of the trustees during the 
93-94 fiscal year and the 
necessary approval by the State 
System of Higher Education 
Board of Governors. Trustee 
Dana Still made the motion, 
with the provision that such 
bidding and construction shall 
not be undertaken during the 
current budget year, to assure 
that the project not be abandoned 
and forgotten. 

Voting for the resolution were 
Dr. Syed Ali-Zaidi of 
Shippenville, Joseph Harvey of 
Oil City, Raleigh Robertson of 
New Bethlehem, Dr. Dana Still 
of Clarion and Paul Weaver of 
Clarion. Casting the lone 
dissenting vote was the student 
member of the board, Crystal 
Knorr. Trustees Lucille Tabler, 
Kenneth Gaudi and Fred 
Mcllhattan were absent from the 
meeting. In a telephone 
interview Monday Mcllhattan 
said, "At this time the 
presidential mansion should not 
be a priority for the Board of 
Trustees," adding the topic 
"needs alot more discussion." 
Trustees Weaver and Still, 
reached by telephone, referred 
all questions to the university 
public relations office. 

Knorr questioned the idea of 
proceeding without knowing 
what the total cost would be. 
Contacted Tuesday, Knorr said, 
"I just don't feel it is necessary 
now, [I] can't justify the 
spending to build a presidential 
home right now, not with the 




Lois Oertel/ Clarion Call 

Moore Hall has been the President's residence since 1890. The proposed site for the 
president's residence is presently on undeveloped land north of campus. 



budget problems we face." At 
the meeting Dr. Still maintained 
the project was feasible and 
needed. Still said the project had 
been defeated before even 
though the money was allocated, 
adding, "We wanted to keep the 
issue before the board." 

Following the vote Tuesday 
night, Ali-Zaidi, chair of the 
council of trustees, said, 
"Ninety-seven years ago on Jan. 
8, 1896, $8000 was voted to 
build a residence for the 
principal of the Clarion Normal 
School. Since then various 
efforts were made to provide the 
president with a suitable 
residence. It is a historic day. 
We have taken the responsibility 
to make this decision. This 
decision is in the best long-term 
interest of our university. It will 
also provide job opportunities 



during construction and will 
greatly conform to Main Street 
renovation and beautification. In 
all fairness to President 
Reinhard, she is happy with her 
apartment in Moore Hall and 
does not desire a new residence. 
But the university cannot plan on 

an individual's preference." 

In a Tuesday statement to the 
Call, President Reinhard said, 
"I understand the long term need 
for a president residence. That 
residence would serve the long 
term needs of Clarion University 
given the uncertainty of our 
budget situation. But at this 
time, I am uncomfortable with 
proceeding under the trustees 
proposed timetable. The budget 

for the near future is too 
uncertain to make that 



commitment given competing 
academic priorities." 

Ron Whilshire, a university 
spokesman, said that according 
to status of facility reports, the 
cost of a new presidential 
residence is estimated at 
$890,000. 

Graduate student Mary Carter 
is against the plan. "What a 
crock, where do they get off 
wanting to spend $400,000 to 
build a presidential mansion 
when they just hiked tuition, 
raised support fees and cut some 
programs. I've been here five 
damn years and have watched 
this university slide down the 
tubes." Commenting on the fact 
that President Reinhard is 
happy with her current residence, 
Debbie Carrier, 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



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Super Bowl 

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Superbowl 
Sunday is almost here. The day 
all football zealots relish is fast 
approaching. 

Well, big deal. 

Who cares? 

Who gives a rat's ass? 

You get the picture. 

Don't get me wrong, I 
hope all of you have a whale of a 
time at your Super Bowl parties. 
I hope the pizza is tasty and the 
beer flows down nice and easy. 
And I sincerely hope that big bet 
goes your way. 

Yep, millions and millions will 
be viewing Super Bowl XXVII. 
But not yours truely. 

Can hardly recall a Super Bowl 
since 1980 worth watching. 
Can't remember a Super Bowl 
worth that Monday morning 
hangover. Never can I recall a 
Super Bowl worth watching with 
those annoying, fair weather fans 
(Love those Niners! Always 
been my team). 

For the thirteenth straight 
season, I will boycott watching 
the Super Bowl. 

And here, ladies and 
gentlemen, for your information, 
are the top 10 reasons why I 
won't be watching this year's 
Super Bowl: 

10. Absence of the Denver 
Broncos - The "over" was 
always an easy bet in the Super 
Bowl when Denver played. The 
Broncos' opponent would have 
your bet won by halftime. 

9. Give me Madden and 
Bradshaw, not Enberg and 
Costas - I find the CBS NFL 
package much more enjoyable 
than NBC's. Enjoy your 
retirement Bob, 1 know I will. 

8. Absence of the Emperor 
tossing the Coin - The highlight 
of last year's Super Bowl 
occured even before the opening 
kickoff. As soon as former 




Nick Neupauer 

Pittsburgh Steelers' coach Chuck 
Noll was introduced for the 
pregame coin toss and flipped 
the coin, I flipped my channel. 
Dear Emperor, you are deeply 
missed. 

7. Blowouts - Only three of 
the past 13 Super Bowls have 
been decided by 10 points or 
less. Generally, the game is over 
at the conclusion of the first 
quarter. Rest assured, this year's 
contest will follow the same 
routine. 



(cont. on pg. 4) 



Aha!!! I knew it was only a 
matter of time before the 
university would spring another 
frivolous, astronomical expense 
on an unsuspecting student body. 
The president needs a house? 
What's wrong with the one she 
has now? 

The Council of Trustees wants 
to build an $890,000 house for 
the benefit of future university 
presidents. Do they really think 
it will only cost $890,000 after 
consulting fees, architect fees, 
construction fees, landscaping, 
floral wallpaper, china plates, 
plush carpeting, chandeliers and 
who knows what else? Could 
we possibly be talking over $1 
million? I think it's highly 
probable. 

And there's more. The money 
is supposed to come out of the 
operating budget which tuition 
money supports. 

The gist of it is, that 
President Reinhard likes her 
apartment and "does not desire a 
new residence." 

So who do these trustees think 
they are in voting for something 
like this? 

Ali-Zaidi, Chair of the council 
of trustees, was reported saying 
that the new residence will 
"provide job opportunities 
during construction and will 
greatly conform to Main Street 



renovation and beautification." 
Jobs (???) for whom? Outside 
construction companies? Main 
Street beauty? Come on. Since 
when has landscape beauty been 
a priority at an institution whose 
main purpose is to educate? Oh, 
wait a minute, I forgot. Forty- 
five thousand dollar signs are 
important. A $30,000 grant was 
spent on campus trees. My 
mistake again. 

Is it possible that Clarion has 
more money in the budget than 
they know what to do with? Is it 
possible that the whole budget 
crisis the state system schools 
are going through is a farce? 
Am I deluding myself into 
thinking that tuition will not go 
up next fall? 

What it sounds like is that the 
Council of Trustees is too 
removed from the operation of 
Clarion University to best 
understand" what our needs are. 
Or, they choose to blatantly 
ignore the financial stranglehold 
the state- is putting the SSHE 
schools through. 

In either case, the decision the 
trustees have made to accept 
construction bids leads me to 
believe they are not qualified for 
the job of overseer. Isn't it about 
time Clarion got something right 
and changed trustee job 
requirements before the 
bureaucrats spend us dry? 




The Clarion Call- 1-28-93 - Page 3 




Recognition 



Dear Sports Editor: 

I have one question for you! 
How many players make up the 
Clarion Men's Basketball Team? 
From the January 21 edition of 
the Clarion Call, my guess 
would be one. 

First of all, when was Kwame 
Morton cannonized? Here's 
another, why weren't we 
informed that Kwame was the 
second coming of Christ? Now if 
you are comparing him to Christ, 
what happened to the other three 
days of work? (Genesis 1-2:2) 



Should we present Kwame with 
a crown of thorns or just a 
basketball hoop? 

We realize Kwame is an 
excellent player and the M.V.R 
of both of the Clarion 
tournaments BUT there are 12 
other active players on the roster 
that deserve recognition. 

Dave "Wojo" Wojciechowski 
(I've heard many Polish jokes 
about intelligence but at least 
they know how to spell) is the 
leader in both assists and steals. 
At the beginning of the 1992- 
1993 season, he was ranked sixth 
on the all-time Clarion assist 
leaders. Wojo's responsible for 
giving the ball to Kwame and the 



other players on the court. 

Roy Bumoskey is ranked 
second in points scored this 
season. He has a sweet three- 
point shot and is the spark that 
ignites the energy and 
excitement to the rest of the 
team. 

Mark McCarthy is the team 
leader in blocks and is the 
epitome of a true team player. 
He sees what needs to be done 
and does it. He is usually 
unpraised when he should be 
recognized as a major 
contributing silent force. 
McCarthy is a humble player 
who deserves to be recognized 
for his accomplishments. 



Steve Branch is second on the 
rebounding list. 'Big Steve' has 
our votes for the most improved 
Clarion hoopster and is an 
incredible force inside the paint. 
The Bench also deserves 
recognition. As a freshman point 
guard, Todd Nyquist shows great 
potential and Scott "Scooter" 
Lang has great senior leadership 
and enthusiasm on and off the 
court. Brian Paige has the best 
free throw percentage, Chris 
Boone is the leading rebounder, 
and Ian Whyte had the best field 
goal percentage. When given the 
chance, Steve Young, Bob 
McGraw and Tyrone Sherrod 
give 100 percent to assure 



another Golden Eagle "W\ The 
bench players give their 
enthusiasm and support to the 
players on the court. 

P.S. Although we are not athletes 
ourselves, we like to see the 
truth written without using 
religious correlations. 

Respectfully, 
Mary Jo Huckabone, Ed. Grad. 
Student 

Jen Moore, Sr. Elementary Ed. 

Rebecca Savage, Psychology 
Alumnus 



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CPS While campus crime rates 
are increasing, they remain 
lower than overall statistics for 
the United States, according to a 
report by the International 
Association of Campus Law 
Enforcement Administrators. 

Meanwhile, the FBI reported 
its first data available on the 
number of hate crimes for 1991. 
While there is no breakdown in 
the report by age or locality of 
attacks, some college 
newspapers have reported an 



increase in hate crimes on 
campuses and local 
communities. 

The campus crime survey was 
conducted at 400 colleges and 
universities that are members of 
the law enforcement association. 
The institutions represent only 
13 percent of all U.S. colleges 
and universities, but 40 percent 
of all college students. There 
was no breakdown of specific 
crimes. 

The number of campus crimes 



increased during the past three 
years. According to the report, 
violent crimes made up3 percent 
of the crimes reported on 
campuses in 1991, and property 
crimes made up the remaining 
97 percent. 

Violent crime on campuses 
rose 12.4 percent from 1989 to 
1990 and 5 percent rorm 1990 
tol991. 

The association said there were 
71.8 violent crime( murder rape, 
robbery or aggravated 
assault)per 100,000 students, 



compared with 758.1 violent 
crimes per 100,000 people in the 
nation as a whole. 

Schools with fewer than 5,000 
students had the highest violent 
crime rate, with 105.5 per 
100,000 students. 

Colleges and universities with 
populations more than 15,000 
had the lowest rate of 45.7. 

The FBI, meanwhile, reported 
that there were 4,558 hate crimes 
reported in 32 states that kept 
statistics on such crime in 1991. 
"While these initial data are 



limited, they give us our first 
assessment of the nature of 
crimes motivated by bias in our 
society," FBI Director William 
Sessions said. 

Intimidation was the most 
frequent hate crime, followed by 
damage or destruction to 
property, simple assault, 
aggravated assault and robbery. 

Murder, rape, arson and other 
crimes each accounted for 1 
percent or less of the total.. 



Grad Assistants restless in California 



CPS Graduate student unions 
at two University of California 
campuses are expected to vote in 
February on whether to continue 
a strike that disrupted 
undergraduate classes last 
semester. 

The strike began as a result of 
the university's refusal to 
recognize unions at the 
Berkeley and Santa Cruz 
campuses as the labor 
representatives of graduate 
students employed as teaching 
and research assistants. 

Graduate students complain 
that they are not accorded the 
same benefits as other university 
employees. 

The Association of Graduate 
Student Employees (AGSE), 
which has affiliated with the 
United Auto Workers Union 
Local 2165 at Berkeley, led the 
strike Nov..l9. 



The Graduate Student 
Employee Association (GSEA), 
which represents 600 teaching 
assistants and researchers at the 
Santa Cruz campus, followed 
suit Nov.. 23. 

Andy Cowell, spokesman for 
AGSE, said union bylaws 
require the union membership to 
vote each semester on whether to 
continue the strikes. 

Because new members are 
joining and old members are 
leaving, the membership rolls 
won't be known until mid- 
February at UC Berkeley. 

The Santa Cruz union also 
agreed Jan. 11 to call off its 
strike for the same reason. 

The strikes by the Berkeley 
and Santa Cruz unions disrupted 
undergraduate classes at both 
campuses before and during 
finals last semester as teaching 
assistants boycotted classes and 



withheld grades. 

"We effectively canceled a 
large part of the classes for the 
last three weeks of classes," said 
Russel Paulsen, a spokesman for 
the union that represents 3,900 
graduate researchers and 
teaching assistants at UC 
Berkeley. 

The strike also prompted a few 
days of informational picketing 
by graduate students at UC San 
Diego and UC Davis, university 
officials said. 

The San Diego union is 
affiliated with UAW, and the 
Davis union is trying to gain 



membership in UAW. 

However, the universities' 
public relations offices say 
strikers had minimal effect on 
classes, with most student 
grades turned in on time. 

UC Berkeley officials did not 
agree with the union's contention 
that 62 percent of the 
classes were closed because of 
the strike. 

"They insist that we recognize 
them as a collective bargaining 
agent for the graduate students. 

That's something that the 
university will not do," said 
Bob Sanders, a spokesman for 



UC Berkeley. 

"We maintain that by 
recognizing them as a union, 
we'd just be equating them with 
staff, we maintain that the 
teaching is an essential part of 
their education," said Sanders. 



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Trustees Approve Construction. . . 



(Cont. from pg. I) 



an Elementary Education major, 
said, "There they go again 
spending our money. Its kind of 
stupid. Granted we won't have 
the same president in a few 
years, but why not deal with it 
then." John Echenoz, 

communication major, said 
"I'm shocked, I dread having 



four more years of coming to 
this university. I wonder if I'll 
have the funding. I'd like to 
know the justification for this, 
and whose interest Clarion 
University Trustees have in 
mind." 

Blair Hindman an English 
major said, "When I checked 



into attending Clarion 
University, three things stood 
out: Small class size, good 
professors, and reasonable costs. 
It seems as though all three of 
these positives will be in 
jeopardy if the trustees of this 
university continue to overlook 



the important issues." 

Gara Smith, presidentW 
Student Senate, said Monday, 
"In the future there will be a 
need for a new presidents 
residence, but at the present time 
with the university facing 
economic uncertainty, approval 



of this proposal would not be in 
the best interest of the student 
body." 

The new mansion would be 
built on undeveloped land owned 
by the university adjacent to 
Route 322, on the north campus 
of Clarion University. 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



6. Commercials, Commercials, 
Commercials - The Super Bowl 
has always been a showcase for 
new TV spots, especially for 
upcoming programs from the 
network carrying the game. I'll 
wait for the premiere of the 
program as opposed to the 
premiere of the premiere's 
commercial. Get that? 

5. Super Bowl Hype - 
Remember in the 1985 World 
Series when America knew that 
Kansas City Royals' third 
baseman George Brett had a 



hemorroidal flare-up and was 
forced — albeit carefully— to sit 
the bench? Remember back to 
Super Bowl XIV when Los 
Angeles Rams' quarterback 
Vince Ferragamo made like Joe 
Willie Namath and guaranteed a 
win over the heavily favored 
Pittsburgh Steelers? Listening to 
the media's hype of a major 
sporting event is enough to get 
me so disgusted about the game, 
that I don't even wish to watch 
it. 

4. The Bud Bowl- 



National 



Entertaining the first couple of 
years. Cute the next few. But 
now its quite annoying. Just 
can't get all that excited 
watching Billy Bud tiptoe down 
the sidelines with Chris 
Berman's voice screaming in the 
background, "HE. . .COULD. . 
•GO. . .ALL. . .THE. . .WAY!" 

3. Bring Back That Minute 
Blackout- In Super Bowl XIX, 
ABC decided to televise a one 
minute blackout at halftime of 
the San Francisco 49ers win over 
the Miami Dolphins. Its purpose 
was to allow viewers to go to the 



potty, grab a snack or whatever 
they deemed important. 

2. CBS and FOX Offer 
Much, Much More- Wouldn't 
you much rather watch Rather 's 
amigos on 60 Minutes? Or how 
about the FOX Network's "In 
Living Color Super Bowl 
Halftime Special?" If those 
don't suffice, I'm sure PBS or 
CNN has something to offer 
more appealing than that lousy 
game. 

1. One Man's tribute To The 
Greatest Team Ever To Hit 
The Gridiron — The 



Pittsburgh Steelers- Living in 
the past, for sure. But Super 
Bowl Sunday minus the Black 
and Gold just doesn't equal. It's 
too difficult watching this 
season's best when you were 
used to watching the best of all 
time. Although I brushed off my 
dusty Terrible Towel just a few 
short weeks ago, for the 13th 
straight year, I'll be forced to use 
it as a crying towel. 

Nick Neupauer is a graduate 
student of communication. 



CPS Richard Riley, 

Education Secretary- 

designate,pledged Jan. 12 to 
promote greater student access to 
America's colleges and 
universities and link two issues 
important to youth- education 
and national service. 

"We must establish a new 
covenant which gives both 
greater access to postsecondary 
students for those who have 
earned an opportunity to go on, 
and also provide incentives for 
young adults to serve their 
community and their nation," 
Riley said at his confirmation 
hearing before the Senate Labor 
and Human Resources 
Committee. Riley was expected 
to win nomination Jan. 19 
without difficulty. 

The former governor of South 
Carolina, who had been serving 
as an advisor to President 
Clinton, also outlined plans to 
design a new, pro-active 
approach to education policy 
after a decade of research and 
study. 

Riley termed these new ideas 
"a participatory, positive 
approach for turning from a 
'nation at risk' to a 'nation on the 
move."' 

As governor from 1978 to 
1986. Riley implemented a 



number of education reforms, 
including higher academic 
standards, improved teacher 
training and compensation and a 
renewed emphasis on basic 
skills. In a study released at the 
Senate hearing, the 
congressional Research Service 
found increases in both 
Scholastic Aptitude Test scores 
and the number of high school 
students going on to college as a 
result of these policies. 

Riley faced a largely 
sympathetic audience on Capitol 
Hill, as senators often used their 
time to offer advice rather than 
engage in policy disputes. 

For instance, Sen. Edward 
Kennedy, D-Mass., the panel's 
chairman, urged Riley to check 
on the status of Bush 
administration regulations that 
could undermine the use of race- 
specific college scholarships to 



promote diversity. 

"I urge you to make sure that 
something isn't put into effect 
(on the scholarship) issue during 
your watch," Kennedy said. 

Riley said he believed race- 
based scholarships were legal if 
designed to promote diversity, 
not discrimination. "My view is 
that it's valid, it's good and it's 
legal," he said. On other issues, 
Riley said he favored expanding 
Pell grants for needy students. 

But he acknowledged that 
increases will be hard to afford, 
given the government's budget 
deficit. 

"I agree the level (of the grant) 
is too low, but again we're faced 
with the heavy anchor of the 
deficit," Riley told the panel. 

The former governor sought a 
middle ground on the issue of 
direct student loans, operated 
without the help or participation 



of banks. 

Riley favored the pilot 
program on direct loans enacted 
last year, but he is awaiting the 
findings of more research. 

Riley said he also hoped such a 
program could significantly 
reduce federal costs. 

"I'm very much interested in it 
for that reason," he said, adding 
that it also may make loans more 
convenient to access for 
students. 

But Riley was quicker to 
endorse the idea of community 
service in exchange for student 
loan forgiveness, an idea 
championed by President 
Clinton. 

"No student should be 
disallowed from going to college 
because of costs," he said. In 
addition to community service, 
Riley also said former students 
should be able to earmark a 



certain portion of their earnings 
specifically to repay student 
loans. 

Riley also spoke forcefully in 
favor of "pipeline" issues such as 
Head Start and early childhood 
education, which can help 
disadvantaged children gain 
early access to education that 
helps them in the years ahead. 

Even given the massive federal 
deficit, he said, targeted 
investments in education are 
good for the nation. 

"The education of young 
people is the only way to get out 
of the hole that we're in," said 
Riley. 

Riley also favored a greater 
emphasis on parental 
involvement in education-- 
throughout a student's school 
years. He said he would push to 
develop in parents "an ethic for 
learning." 



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Inconsistencies 

in Residence 

Life 



by John Lancaster Beck 
National Affairs Staff 

"Some pigs are more 
equal than others." 

-George Orwell, Animal Farm 

Your grades are privileged 
information. . . NOT! 

Public Law 93-380 (The 
Family Educational Rights and 
Privacy Act of 1974) prohibits 
the release of educational 
records, other than to your 
parents, without your consent 

Guess what? Apparently the 
office of Residence Life, in 
conjunction with the office of the 
Registrar, is having some 
difficulty with the definition of 
the word parent. There seems to 
be a high level confusion 
between that and the word 
student. 

Webster (the Patron Saint of 
the English language) tells us 
that a parent is "one that is a 
father or a mother, or an animal 
or plant that produces offspring." 

This reporter makes no claims 
of infallibility, however no great 
logistical skills are required to 
determine that the term resident 
assistant (who are themselves 
students) doesn't fit that 
definition. Despite this, RAs in 
at least one of the university's 
residence halls are read a list, 
which one RA has referred to as 
"the blacklist", compliments of 
the Office of Residence Life. 

This blacklist contains the 
names of every resident whose 
QPA is under 2.0 on a given 
RA's wing. Think about it. 
Interesting isn't it? Look at the 
Office of Residence Life even 
closer and things become even 
more interesting. 

"This is bullshit," according to 



one irate RA. Periodically, the 
Clarion University Office of 
Residence Life sends letters to 
all of the university's RAs. 
These letters inform each RA 
about mandatory classes, 
meetings and in-service training 

events. 

One RA, who had served with 
an exemplary performance 
record for more than two years, 
was placed on a probationary 
status for failing to attend one of 
these events. 

The story becomes a bit more 
fascinating when one takes into 
consideration that the RA in 
question did not receive this 
notification letter. This was not 
regarded as a legitimate excuse... 
hence the probation. 

From this incident one might 
surmise that the rules which 
govern the conduct of RAs are 
hard and fast and rigidly 
enforced. If such a seemingly 
accidental mistake results in 
such swift and certain 
punishment, one can quite easily 
imagine that a more serious 
infraction would result in the 
immediate dismissal of the RA. 

Think about it. 

All of this gives the impression 
of a tightly run ship doesn't it? 

Maybe not. 

A closer look (such as that 
given by this reporter) at what 
rules govern the conduct of 
Clarion's RAs or how those 
policies are implemented reveals 
something entirely different. 
Maybe some pigs are more equal 
than others. 

On Saturday, December 19 at 
2:30 in the morning the only 
people left in the residence halls 
were staff members (RAs, GAs, 
and RDs) and a handful of 
students. In one particular 




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residence hall an RA returned 
from an evening of drinking at 
one of the local bars. 

Several unimpeachable 
eyewitnesses described this RA 
as "stumbling drunk." Upon 
entering the hall this RA began 
verbally abusing two people, 
became increasingly aggressive 
and began to behave in a 
threatening manner. 

They withdrew. He followed 
them for a time continuing to 
make verbally abusive and 
hostile remarks. "Finally we 
ended up locking ourselves in a 
room. . . not saying a word. . . 
because we didn't know if he 
was outside of that door," said 
one of the two persons. 

One of the two verbally 
accosted persons felt that "what 
did happen that night was that I 
was threatened. . . I felt 
threatened." This same person 
went so far as to say that had no 
one else been around when this 
incident occurred, the outcome 
might have had more serious 
consequences. 

The situation escalated to the 
point where Public Safety was 
called. After repeatedly 
pounding on the door to the RA's 
room, Public Safety and the 
residence hall director were 
forced to use a master key to 
enter. Public Safety also, felt 
that the RA in question was 
intoxicated. This reporter was 
unable to reach this RA for 



comment. 

While no formal charges were 
filed, the RD of the hall in 
question discouraged any such 
precedings, the two verbally 
accosted people did write up a 
situation report for the RD. 
According to Public Safety the 
case remains open. However, 
according to the Office of 
Residence Life, the issue is a 
closed one. 

What has been done, you may 
ask? Nothing that is readily 
apparent. The RA in question 
still retains his position. His 
supervisor, the RD, after a 
preliminary interview, refused to 
comment about this matter. 

This reporter took up the 
matter with the RD's supervisor 
who is an assistant to the Dean 
of Student Life Services. As one 
can imagine, the reply to all 
questions was, "I can't discuss 
personnel matters. ... We have 
dealt with the matter." How? 

The results of this "personnel 
matter" are known to only a 
select few. 

Namely: the offending RA, the 
RD, and staff members of the 
Department of Student Life. The 
question of how anyone is to 
know whether or not anything at 
all has been done may be 
legitimately raised. 

The RD of the Hall in question 
even went so far as to have a 
subordinate call this reporter and 
say that he was unwilling to 



discuss this matter further. 

Another RA in the residence 
hall in question says "we have a 

right to know what 's 

punishment was. We hear about 
what happens to residents. ... If 
I wasn't financially dependent 
on this job I would quit. Any 
one else would have been fired." 

To all appearances, the 
Department of Student Life 
Services was intent upon burying 
the issue until the Call began to 
investigate this matter. 

One of the two verbally 
accosted people said that one 
highly placed official in the 
Department of Student Life 
Services said that there was very 
little that he could do. 

This would appear to be the 
case with the entire department... 
there is very little that they can 
do. 
Think about it, and think hard. 

Jane Doe will be an 
intermitantly published 
investigative column in the 
Clarion Call. Articles will be 
written by various staff writers 
whenever the situation 
warrants. 



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News Analysis 

The Willie 
Hortonization of anti- 
Semitism 



by John Beck 
National Affairs Staff 



"Jews are not hated because 
they have evil qualities; evil 
qualities are sought for in them 
because they are hated," wrote 
philosopher Max Nordau. 

Recent findings seem to lend 
credence to this. While the 
reasons that many Americans 
hold anti-semitic views have 
changed in the past several 
decades, anti-semitic sentiments 
have clung to the psyche of a 
sizable portion of our population. 
A recent poll by the Anti- 
Defamation League seems to 
support the assertion made by 
many that anti-Semitism is 
prevalent in our nation. 
The ADL findings indicate that 
while social perceptions which 
regard Jews as greedy, effete and 
dishonest are on the decline, the 
belief system that holds Jews to 
be more loyal to Israel than to 
the U.S. and far too socio- 
economically powerful has 
gathered momentum. Not 
surprising, education was found 
to be a key factor in determining 
degrees of anti-semitism. 

Less than 12 percent of all 
college graduates were found to 
number amongst the most anti- 
Semitic Americans. On the 
other hand, 26 per cent of all 
Americans with a high school 
education or less number among 
this category. 

According to Manilla & Kiley, 
the Boston based firm that 
conducted the ADL's survey, one 
in five American adults have 
"strong anti-Semitic views." 
The results of the survey 
indicated that Americans in the 
most anti-Semitic category are 
twice as likely to be over 65 
years old and poorly educated. 

With an error factor of plus or 
minus 4 percent, the ADL found 
that 17 percent of all white 
Americans fall into this category, 
and that there is a "high 
correlation between anti- 
Semitism and racism and 
xenophobia and intolerance." 

Nat Hentoff of the Village 
Voice writes that "this high 
correlation is poisonously 
revealed by the Ku Klux Klan, 
the Aryan Nation, The Order, 
and a number of publications 



specializing in white 
supremacy." 

The survey, which included 
1,101 adults (the standard figure 
used for national surveying), 
found that a far greater number 
of conservatives can be found in 
the ranks of the most anti- 
Semitic Americans. 

People who agreed with survey 
statements like "Women should 
return to their traditional role in 
society"; "AIDS is God's 
punishment for immoral sexual 
conduct"; "It bothers me to see 
immigrants succeeding more 
than Americans who were born 
here" and "I don't believe whites 
and blacks should date each 
other" had a greater likelihood of 
being rated highly anti-Semitic. 
Additionally, the African- 
American community was found 
to be twice as likely (37 percent) 
as the white community to be 
anti-Semitic. 

In a recent report, the ADL 
criticized the "anti-Semitism of 
black demagogues," citing such 
examples as the former 
Congressman Gus Savage, 
outspoken activist Louis 
Farrakhan, CUNY Professor 
Leonard Jeffries and rapper 
Professor Griff of Public Enemy. 
Althoghthe ADL says that the 
African-American community 
"should [not] be judged by its 
extremists," their report also says 
that "the scapegoating statements 
and polarizing acts of anti- 
White, anti-Asian and anti- 
Semitic extremists are evidence 
of a troubling phenomenon 
which requires exposure and 
condemnation." 

Whereas in white America, the 
amount of personal contact one 
has with a Jew has little "bearing 
on that person's propensity" 
toward anti-Semitism, this is not 
the case in the African-American 



community. The ADL survey 
would seem to indicate a greater 
degree of flexibility in the 
African-American community 
than in the white. 

"Among blacks. . . greater 
contact. . . with Jews seems to 
bear some connection to less 
acceptance of anti-Semitic 
beliefs." 

The ADL report goes on to call 
upon African-American leaders 
considered to be more 
politically correct to stop lending 
"respectability to bigots by 
sharing platforms and public 
forums with them." 

Many social scholars feel that 
there is a danger in focusing too 
closely upon the higher degree of 
anti-Semitism in the African- 
American community. They fear 
that such a focus may cause its 
prevalence among whites to be 
downplayed. Law professor 
Patricia Williams has been one 
of the voices cautioning against 
the "Willie Hortonization of anti- 
Semitism." 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of crEalhlvestigauoiI^oS 
Public Safety for the weeks of January 18 through January 24, 1993. 

On Jan. 23, a fire alarm was pulled on the third floor of Nair Hall. 

About 12:35 am. on Jan. 22, several students caused a disturbance on the third 
floor of Campbell Hall. The individuals will be charged with harassment and 
simple assault. 

On Jan. 22, at about 3:15 a.m., two fire extinguishers were discharged on the 
basement floor of Campbell Hall. Both extinguishers were torn from the wall. 14 
smoke detector heads were removed and the alarm system reset by Public Safety. 

Two individuals were cited for a drug violation at around 1:30 a.m. on Jan. 23 
when marijuana was found in a dorm room. One individual was a student and the 
other was a visitor. 

Two non-students were cited for underage drinking and driving under the 
influence on Jan. 23 at about 1:15 a.m. The operator of the motor vehicle 
registered .167 on the BAC. The passenger registered . 1 20. 

A student observed drinking in Lot "B" was found to be underage and was cited 
for minors consumption at around 1 :40 am. on Jan. 24. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, please 
contact Public Safety at 226-2111 



Commencement committee 
welcomes s peaker suggestions 



by Jennifer Frey 
News Writer 



"...Someone who is well- 
known, memorable and who 
does not cost an arm and a leg." 

These are three key aspects 
Clarion University President 
Diane Reinhard was looking for 
when she picked the speaker for 
the Dec. 19, 1992 winter 
commencement ceremony. 

Dr. Charles R. Fuget met all 
three of Dr. Reinard's pre- 
requisites. 

Fuget has acquired a strong 
background in education and 
diversity during his years as an 
educator. Fuge'ts speech for the 
occassion was entitled 
"Changes." 

Fuget is the deputy secretary 
and commissioner for higher and 
postsecondary education of the 
Pennsylvania Department of 
Education. He is also the chief 
policy advisor of post-secondary 



education in the commonwealth. 

His job includes overseeing the 
office which is liable for equal 
opportunity, education, 

preparation of the research of 
higher education, teacher 
certification, adult basic and 
literacy education, correction 
education and various other 
tasks. 

Dr. Reinhard said she chose 
Fuget with the assistance of the 
commencement committee's 
input and suggestions. 

There was no cost for Fuget's 
speech because he is a state-wide 



member of the government. 

In choosing future 
commencement speakers, the 
goal is to use the student body's 
input and develop a student 
committee for the express 
purpose of selecting a speaker. 

Dr. Reinhard said she would 
like graduates to experience a 
notable speaker to whom they 
can relate to and will always 
remember. 

Suggestions are welcomed and 
should be addressed to the 
commencement committee. 




Congratulations to Phi Sigma Sigma's 
newly initiated sisters! 



Angie Daugherty 
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Kelley Mahoney 
Dee Maretti 
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Laura Stufft 
Melissa Welty 
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1993 season. No 
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News commentary by John Lancaster Beck 

Who's got the button? 



The Clarion Call - 1-28-93- Page 7 



by John Lancaster Beck 
National affairs Staff 




Imagine if you will, that you 
are a former slave. Your owner 
died of terminal 

bureaucratization and left you 
with a collection of huge clubs. 
The same clubs that he used to 
scare the hell out of you. You 
feel cheated. There was no 
titanic fight by which you gained 
your freedom, no catharsis, no 
climactic last chapter. 

One day you were a slave, the 
next day you weren't Freedom 
without any real courageous 
action on your part. . . you had 
knuckled under long before. 

So now you have exactly 

squat- 
No food. No job. You have 
been paranoid all of your life. 
You have never had the 
opportunity to have an opinion 
of your own formation. No idea 
how to be free. But, you have 



got a lot of these really big heavy 
clubs. And you are damned if 
you will ever allow someone to 
make you a slave again. 

You have got lots of clubs. . . 
no one will take you again, and 
they are out there waiting to take 
you back. 

Estonia, Lativia, Lithuania, 
Russia, Belorussia, Moldova, 
Ukraine, Georgia, Armenia, 
Azerbaijan, Uzbekistan, 
Turkmenia, Tajikistan, 

Kyrgyzstan and Kazakhstan. 
These are the nations that have 
inherited the thermonuclear 
firepower of the Soviet strategic 
rocket forces. 

All of these nations have the 
capacity to make any city in the 
world into a slag heap. Each of 
those "nations" can do this with 
a fraction of their available 
nuclear resources. 

Don't worry, the president of 
Uzbekistan (or is it a premier) 
has total control of his strategic 
nuclear weapons. 

Never mind that he has no 
control over his economy. 

Never mind that he has no way 
to feed his people. 

Don't worry about the fact that 
the rigid Soviet safety controls 
over launches is gone. 
He's in charge and America can 
sleep safely. 
Or may be not. 
These are new nations. Their 



entire formative years have been 
spent under an oppressive 
paranoid rule. They never want 
to bet enslaved again. . . and now 
they have a club to insure that 
they don't have to. None of us 
who are native born Americans 
can even approximate in our 
minds what it must have been 
like to live under the Soviet rule. 
The only time in our history 
that even comes close to 
equating with this is the 
atmosphere of the United States 
in the wake of the Revolutionary 
war. We too were an unstable 
little "piss-ant" nation hovering 
on the verge of collapse. 
But can the world allow nuclear 
armed, newly liberated nations 
the freedom to maybe grow into 
mature nations. Suppose they 
don't? 

Will they have a George 
Washington or a Thomas 
Jefferson to keep them from 
becoming nuclear Libyas? 

Where are these leaders. . . if 
they are out there tell them to 
step forward, the world grows 
impatient 



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Lois Oertel/ClarionCall 
A grease fire in this house ousted six students on 
Sunday evening. 

Fire ousts six 
Clarion students 



by Russ Worling 
News Writer 



Clarion firemen were 
summoned to 510 South Street at 
5:17 p.m. Sunday evening to 
contain a fire. 

Kwame Morton, a student of 
Clarion University, was cooking 
dinner when he left his house to 
move his car from the street. 
During this time a fire ignited, 
originating from the stove. 
Morton's roommate, Jack 
Shannon, said the front left 
burner had shorted out and that 
Morton had gone to the car to get 
a replacement fuse. 

According to Shannon, they 
"lost just about everything." He 
said that the upstairs apartment, 
inhabited by students Richard 
Bratcher, Reg Oakes, Richard 
Harrell and Tom Chatman, 
suffered less damage. 



According to the Clarion Fire 
Department, 31 firemen and two 
pumper trucks arrived at the 
scene at 5:19 p;m. The fire was 
quickly brought under control, 
and firemen left the scene at 7:30 
p.m. 

Extensive damage was done to 
the kitchen and a bathroom 
above. The rest of the apartment 
suffered heat and smoke damage. 
The cost of the damage is 
unknown. No injuries were 
reported. 

The owner of the property is 
Henry Troese of Clarion. 

Clarion firemen would like to 
urge everyone to use caution 
while cooking with grease and 
never leave the area unattended. 

Currently, Morton and 
Shannon are living in Nair Hall 
until other living arrangements 
can be made. 



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Outside Clarion 



Cease-fire fails in Croatia 



compiled and written by 
National Affairs Staff 

World 



Croatian cease-fire 
disintegrates 

Two French peacekeepers were 
killed and three wounded as the 
most recent cease-fire in the war 
torn former Yugoslavia broke 
down. 

The United Nations reported 
that the soldiers were killed at 
Karin Plaza, near the Maslenica 
Gorge, which has been the scene 
of heavy fighting between Serb 
rebels and the Creations. 

U.S. Marine 
killed in Somalia 

The Pentagon has reported a 
third U.S. Marine has been killed 
in Somalia. This latest death 
occurred near a soccer stadium 
in Mogadishu on Monday. 

Lt. Col. Doug Hart, a Pentagon 
spokesman, said the unidentified 
Marine was wounded while on 
patrol and was evacuated to a 
Swedish hospital, where he later 
died of his injuries. 

The Pentagon is withholding 
the identity until the next of kin 
has been notified. 



National 



Clinton names First Lady to 
health care post 

Calling his wife, "a First Lady 
of many talents," President 
Clinton put his wife, Hillary, in 
charge of a task force that will 
design a blueprint for an 
overhaul of America's health 
care system by the end of May. 

One of Clinton's biggest 
campaign promises was to tackle 
the problems of the health care 
system. Clinton said he was 
grateful that Hillary would, "be 
sharing some of the heat I expect 
to generate." 

She can "bring people together 
around complex and difficult 
issues to hammer out consensus 
and get things done," said 
Clinton on Monday, adding, "I 
also figured if I [appointed her] 
that you'd know I meant it." 

"We are going to work 
constantly, day and night, until 
we have a health care plan ready 
to submit to the Congress that 
we believe we can pass, " said 
Clinton. 

It is estimated that 35 million 
Americans are without health 
insurance and 20 million more 
are inadequately covered. 



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Two killed in front of CIA 
headquarters 

On Monday, two CIA 
employees were shot at point 
blank range and killed while 
three others were wounded by a 
young man spraying rifle fire. 

The gunman was described as 
a white male in his twenties. He 
remained at large as of yesterday. 

The victims were in cars 
waiting to turn into the CIA's 
headquarters in McLean, Va. 
Fairfax County Police Chief 
Michael Young said police were 
working with several names of 
possible suspects. 

Young said that police are 
considering the possibility that 
the gunman intentionally spared 
at least one female passenger 
during his attack. 



State 

More AIDS education urged 
for high school seniors 

Pennsylvania public schools, 
which are required to offer AIDS 
education, are being prompted to 
increase their curriculum. 

Brenda Green, manager of 
HIV education at the National 
School Boards Association is 
urging high schools across the 
state to mix AIDS education into 
social studies and science classes 
taken by high school seniors. 

"What we need to be doing is 
to be meeting the needs of the 
kids," said Green. "If young 
people are sexually active. . . 
they need some more direct 
education." 



Local 

Franklin teacher charged in 
alcohol incident 

Sally M. Kadylak, a sixth 
grade teacher in the Franklin 
School District has been accused 
of furnishing beer to minors 
according to State Police. 

Police said thay raided 
Kadylak's home early Sunday 
after receiving complaints that 
she had been buying beer every 
Saturday night for several 
months and allowing underage 
individuals to consume it in her 
home. 

Nine people, varying in ages 
from 17 to 20 who were at the 
home at the time of the raid, 
were charged with underage 
drinking. 




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Student appeal goes to 
high court 

A University of Texas at 
Arlington student appealed a 
failing grade all the way to the 
U.S. Supreme Court. 

In January, Supreme Court 
justices turned down a request by 
Richard Tobias, 36, of Arlington, 
to hear his case. Tobias sued the 
university on the grounds that his 
constitutional rights had been 
denied because his professor 
gave him a failing grade. The 
justices declined to hear the 
lawsuit in which Tobias sought 
to have his grade reversed. 

Tobias received a flunking 
grade in 1984 in a course in 
obstetric nursing. He turned in 
what his professor thought was 
an incomplete and unsatisfactory 
work. Tobias filed two lawsuits 
against the university -- one over 
the grade, and the other seeking 
documents from UT-Arlington 
under the U.S. Freedom of 
Information Act. 

A Texas appeals court upheld 
the flunking grade. 



Not making the grade 

Good grades won't necessarily 
get you a job when you graduate, 
according to a recent survey of 
corporate recruiters who visited 
Rensselaer Plytechnic Institute. 

Tom Tarantelli, associate 
director of the career 
development center, said 113 
corporate recruiters were 
interviewed when they came to 
the campus in late 1992. He 
found that good grades were near 
the bottom of the skills and traits 
most important to the recruiters 
in making hiring decisions. 

"Companies can afford to be 
more selective now," Tarantelli 
said. "They're looking for well- 
rounded applicants who get 
along with others and can 
participate as members of a 
team. The three skills thay value 
most are interpersonal skills, 
problem-solving skills and 
communication skills." 

Other valued skills included 
creativity, flexibility, maturity 
and good judgement. 



UCLA fllmakers document 
Clinton inauguration 

A graduate student from the 
University of California at Los 
Angeles directed a behind-the- 
scenes documentary on the 
Clinton inauguration that will an- 
on public television later this 
year. 

David Straus, who worked on 
Clinton's national advance team 
before entering film school in 
September, interviewed key 
Democrats and Clinton staffers 
and followed the president to the 
podium Jan. 20. 

"We are the youngest people to 
do this sort of thing," Straus said. 
"And, except for Warner 
Brothers, who are making a 
commemorative video, we are 
the only people who are filming 
like this." 

Straus and his crew of 13 
college students and others spent 
over two weeks dragging 
equipment around the inaugural 
headquarters at Washington's 
Navy Yard. 

The documentary, dubbed 
"Open Doors" is a UCLA 
project. 



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The Clarion Call - 1-28-93- Page 9 







Clarion Call battles Secret Service 



by Rodney Sherman 
National Affairs Staff 

Again we fought the Gods of 
high technology and finally 
faxed our reports back to Clarion 
University. That battle, coupled 
with a missed turn, put us in 
Washington behind schedule. 
We missed Clinton's morning 
jog with about 10 fellow alumni 
of Georgetown University class 
of '68. While we went to 
George Washington University's 
media center, Clinton held a 
luncheon for past and present 
state governors from all over the 
United States at the library of 
Congress. Pennsylvania's Bob 
Casey was there along with 
Michael Dukakis, Bruce Babbit, 
John Sununu and Anne Richards 
to name a few. 

The next event was a "Salute 
to Children" and "Salute to 
Youth" held at the John F. 
Kennedy center for the 
Performing Arts. Here we 
discovered a problem. Media 
coverage was strictly limited to a 
"pool" of reporters who were 
chosen by a lottery drawing. We 
were not among those chosen 
few. Deciding to go anyway, we 
started on the short five block 
trek to the center. After a short 
"tourist" break was taken to pose 
for pictures in front of the 
Watergate Hotel we arrived at 
the Kennedy Center. 

Hillary Clinton was scheduled 
to be there, as was the Clinton's 
daughter Chelsea. Despite not 
being in the selected pool of 
reporters, we simply walked 
through the press gate , cleared 
through the metal detectors and 
were soon side by side with the 
selected few, taking pictures of 




Ray Henderson /Clarion Call 
News Editor Alan Vaughn, hard at work in Washington D.C., here interviews an inspiring 
young artist at the John F. Kennedy Center. Vaugn was one of the three reporters that the 
Clarion Call sent to the inauguration. 



Hillary and Chelsea Clinton. As 
Alan Vaughn interviewed some 
of the participants in the event 
and photographer Ray 
Henderson took advantage of yet 
another photo opportunity, I 
decided to push my luck and try 
to get into the main auditorium. 
A reporter from CBS, wearing a 
coveted pool pass, and I were at 
the admission point when I heard 
her ask the usher where the 
media room was. The usher 
looked confused and said she 
was not sure and then added she 
would go check. I seized the 
moment and spoke up saying 
"it's upstairs. I'll show you 
where it is." The usher, relieved 
to not have to leave her post, 



unhooked the rope, and I was in. 

As we made our way up the 
stairs I apologized to the CBS 
reporter and told her that I had 
no idea where the media room 
was. Her only reply was a wide 
smile. 

I made several turns and was 
soon looking down on the stage 
from the balcony just as Kenny 
Loggins came out to perform. I 
pulled my camera up and was 
getting him in focus when I felt a 
firm grip on my arm. "No 
photos," said a red clad security 
woman, "Just press photos, and 
you are not press." I realized I 
had better just let the matter 
drop. I agreed to cease my 
photography, but she wasn't 



finished. I needed to have a 
ticket to stay up there. Now, a 
huge man in a blue security 
uniform, blocking the exit with 
his body, asked if I was going to 
leave or not. I would have left 
had I been able to get past him. 
Again he demanded that I leave. 
As I squeezed, he never gave an 
inch. I went down to the main 
level and soon discovered myself 
in a closed area without a proper 
credential. I was then asked to 
leave and shown to the hallway. 
As I tried to re-enter through 
another door I was stopped by 
the Secret Service. They 
declared I was "not press" and 
suggested it would be a good 
idea if I left the building, and I 



was shown outside. "Well," I 
figured, "it worked once," so I 
went through the press gate and 
metal detectors and was again 
inside. I met with Alan and Ray 
who had just completed an 
interview with one of the "Faces 
of Hope" organizers. Fearing 
that security might soon tighten 
the noose on me, we left the 
center. 

As I stewed about being 
treated in a manner that I always 
before had felt the media 
SHOULD be treated, we walked 
toward the Vietnam Veterans 
Memorial. The city was full of 
revellers, but this particular area 
retained a sort of solemn dignity, 
which had been lost for a while 
during Sunday's concert at the 
Lincoln Memorial. Here, people 
spoke in low tones, whispering 
to one another. It was my first 

visit to the Wall, and the 
emotions I experienced there 
would require a story all their 
own. I took one picture and put 
my camera away. It didn't seem 
right somehow, to photograph 
this place and its solemn visitors. 
The Presidential Gala was 
next, at the Capitol Centre in 
Landover, Maryland. Even with 
our credentials, the huge crowd 
was impossible to penetrate. We 
were kept at such a distance 
from the building that we 
decided to return to the hotel and 
watch the event on TV. Our 
credentials were only for the 
entrances anyway. We returned 
to the hotel and began to prepare 
for the big event, the swearing in 
of the new president. 

-Contributing writers: 

Alan Vaughn 

Ray Henderson 



Be a part of the Gemmell Complex 



By Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



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The Visual Arts Association 
of Clarion University is hosting a 
mural contest giving any student 
die uiaiicc iu get then name up 
on the wall in Gemmell. 

Along with the satisfaction of 
first place comes a $150 gift 
certificate to the university book 
center. 

The wall to be covered in the 
student complex is on the 



stairwell between the snack bar 
and the game room. It is 
approximately 9' 8" high by 
197" long. 

All entry designs are to be 
submitted on papet drawn to 
scale. One foot should equal one 
inch. The design should be 
9.75" high by 19.5" in length. 
The colors used in the drawing 
should be easily reproduced into 
latex paint. 

The artist will have full 
creative liscense, and there is no 



theme. 

All entries will be judged, and 
the top five designs will be 
selected by the Visual Arts 
Association. From there a final 
review will be made by the 
Gemmell Center Art Committee. 
They will choose the winner. 
The committee consists of Mary 
Hamilton, Dave Tomeo, James P. 
Flahaven and Joeliene Schaffer. 

The mural will be made by the 
general membership of the 
Visual Arts Association. The 



winner is to be responsible for 
"fine tuning" and "overseeing" 
the mural project from beginnng 
to end. 

The dead line to enter is 
February 8. Entries are being 
taken in the Art Department 
office, Marwick-Boyd room 114. 

You can enter as often as you 
like, there is no entry fee. The 
winning piece becomes the 
property of the university. At the 
right hand corner of each design 
should be your name, social 



security number, address, home 
phone, major / area of 
concentration and title of work. 

If you have any questions 
about the contest contact Jim 
Junger or Joeliene Schaffet. 

This is any students chance to 
leave something to the university 
that students of the future can 
look at and admire. 

All other pieces not winning 
can be picked up in the office 
after February 15. 



Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 1-28-93 

Give life, give blood 



by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 



When was the last time you 
rolled up your sleeves for the 
Red Cross? Can't even 
remember? Well, Clarion 
University and the American Red 
Cross are holding a blood drive 
in the Tippin Gym north on 
Monday, February 1st from 
11a.m. to 5 p.m. Next week's 
blood drive will be one of three 
held here this year. 

The American Red Cross, 
Johnstown Region, depends 
entirely on donations and 
provides 54 hospitals in 28 
counties with their total supplies 
of blood. In order to meet the 
demand for this region alone, 
over 2,000 units of blood must be 
collected each week. Clarion's 
blood drive averages about 200 
units per drive, a mere drop in 
the proverbial bucket. 

The need for blood is always 
great and all types are in demand. 
With the increase in surgical 
procedures being done, it is 
anticipated that the need for 
blood will be even greater. It is 
estimated that 40 percent of the 
population is eligible to give 



blood, yet only 4 percent 
actually donate blood in a given 
year. Are you in the 36 percent 
who for one reason or another 
never gets around to donating 
blood? 

The Red Cross is counting on 
Clarion students, faculty and 
members of the community to 
help make this the most 
successful blood drive ever. You 
are eligible if: you have an hour 
to spare, weigh between 105 and 
350 lbs., are feeling in good 
health, are over 17 years old, 
have not given blood in the past 
56 days or have not had a tattoo 
within the past year. The 
procedure is quick, completely 
sterile, and relatively painless, 
but most importantly, it's for a 
good cause. Plus, there's free 
food. That should be incentive 
enough for any college student. 
If not, think about this: every 17 
seconds in the United States 
someone needs blood. 

So, no more excuses, put off 
getting that tattoo until next 
weekend and come to Tippin 
Gym North on Monday, 
February 1st from 11a.m. to 5 
p.m. and roll up your sleeve for 
the Red Cross. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. Jan. 28 

Sorority Formal Rush 
Orientation 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Sun. Jan. 31 

Band Tour 

•Sorority Formal Rush 

begins (Pierce Aud) 

1:30 p.m. 



Fri. Jan. 29 

-UAB/BACCHUS 
Bedrock Cafe 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Wed. Feb. 3 

W. BB vs. Slippery Rock 
6 p.m. 

M. BB vs. Slippery Rock 
8 p.m. 



Mon. Feb. 1 

-Band Tour 
-Bloodmobile (TP) 

11 a.m.- 5 p.m. 
-Student Senate Mtg. 

(248 Gem) 7 p.m. 



Sat Jan. 30 

-UAB CAB's Dance 
(Gem M-P) 10 p.m. 



Thurs. Feb. 4 



-Sorority Formal Rush 
parties (Pierce Hall) 
8 p.m. 

-UAB Movie 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



lues. Feb. 2 

■GROUNDHOG DAY 
-Band Tour 

•UAB Battle of the Bands 
(M-B Aud) 8 p.m. 



Fri. Feb. 5 

-Sorority Formal Rush 
parties (Pierce Hall) 
8 p.m. 

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Bedrock Cafe 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



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Managing Editor 

Is spring just around the corner? 
Punxsutawney Phil will predict 
his 107th weather report on 
February 2, 1993. 

Each year Phil, a groundhog, is 
carried to Gobbler's Knob near 
Punxsutawney. If he sees his 
shadow there will be six more 
weeks of snow. 

Among the annual events 
scheduled for this event, a movie 
preview has been made. The 
movie, "Groundhog Day", will 
be viewed in DuBois. 

This Columbia Pictures movie 



will star Bill Murray and Andie 
MacDowell. Last year, Murray 
visited Punxsutawney on this 
festive occasion. 

Punxsutawney Groundhog 
Club member Mike Johnson said 
the movie is scheduled for 
Groundhog Day evening at the 
DuBois Cinema V at the DuBois 
mall. 

Tickets for the event, with 
partial proceeds benefitting 
Punxsutawney Phil and Phyllis 
and Gobbler's Knob, will be 
available through a lottery for 
$25 each person, Johnson said. 
Johnson said the movie, "to the 



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best of my knowledge will be the 
first public screening in the 
country." He added, that he was 
being careful not to call it a 
premier. 

Tickets to the movie will 
guarantee the holder admission 
to the show and a Groundhog 
Day glass, Johnson said. 

In order to enter the lottery, a 
self-addressed stamped envelope 
and a check or money order 
payable to the Punxsutawney 
Groundhog Club should be sent 
to: Attention Movie Tickets, PO 
Box 394, Punxsutawney, PA 
15767. 

The movie was not filmed in 



Punxsutawney, but there were a 
number of emblems of the town 
and the tri-county area were 
represented in the movie. 

In addition to the movie 
showing, other events are 
scheduled. On Saturday, Jan. 30 
there will be an ice-carving from 
9 a.m. to noon, at the Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania 
Academy of Culinary Arts. At 
night there will be a music dance 
from 9 p.m. to midnight. 
Proceeds will benefit the 
Salvation Army. 

On Sunday, Jan. 31 there will 
be a scavenger hunt at 1 p.m. at 



Monday, there will be a 
banquet at 7 p.m. at the senior 
high school and a countdown to 
Groundhog Day at 11 p.m. 

Finally on Tuesday, there will 
be a groundhog breakfast form 5 
to 7 p.m. 

Johnson said he expects a large 
crowd this year. He said the 
Cable News Network has 
committed to covering the event, 
while KDKA-TV of Pittsburgh 
and WJAC-TV in Johnstown are 
filming coverage of Phil's 
weather report. 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



The Bedrock Cafe will open its 
doors on Friday, January for 
another exciting evening of 
alcohol-free entertainment. This 
week the UAB and BACCHUS 
will present Gerroll Bennett. 
Bennett is a comedian who hit 
the comedy scene six years ago, 
and today is highly requested. 
Boston Mayor Ray Flynn 
presented a proclamation to 
Bennett for his involvement with 
Comics Against Gang Violence. 



He has entertained such schools 
as Smith and Dartmouth 
Colleges and Boston and 
Fairfield Universities. 

Gerroll Bennett's appearance 
will mark the beginning of 
African-American History 
Month. Other activities planned 
by the UAB include a 
presentation by Attallah 
Shabazz, the daughter of 
Malcolm X. 

Look for a few changes in 
Bedrock this semester including 
a Monte Carlo night. 






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-The Washington Post 
reported in October that the 
government of India has 
specially bred 60-pound 
snapping turtles to reduce 
pollution in the holy Ganges 
River. Devout Hindus believe 
that the river will cause rebirth 
and eternal salvation to one's 
ashes, but some Hindu families 
cannot afford enough firewood 
for a total cremation and thus 
bum as much as they can before 
throwing the corpse into the 
river. The turtles eat the possibly 
hundreds of partially cremated 

Movie Review: 



bodies. 

-According to a recent study 
by the University of California at 
Irvine researchers, violent 
criminals have five times as 
much of the metal manganese in 
their hair as do law-abiding 
citizens. The researchers have 
no explanation but seem 
confident that the metal is a 
symptom rather than a cause of 
the violent behavior. 

-In October, researchers at 
Auburn University and Wayne 
State University, surveying 49 
metropolitan areas' prevalence of 
country and western music on 



radio, found that the more 
C&W, the higher the suicide 
rate. 

-Fort Erie, Ontario, constable 
Paul Fletcher told reporters in 
December that a man armed 
with a club tried to force a 
woman to drive him home with 
her to get money for him, but 
that when he waited for her to 
unlock the passenger door from 
inside, she sped away. 

-The November robbery of an 
Office Depot store in Lennox, 
California, just after closing, 
was aborted when the robber, 
after locking the employees in 



an office, walked out the back 
door to tell his accomplices that 
the coast was clear to come 
inside. The door locked behind 
him. 

-A man wearing a wig and 
glue-on moustache and sideburns 
tried to rob a Seattle check- 
cashing store in November, 
presenting clerk Kevin 
McCarthy with a hand written 
note. The note, said McCarthy, 
"was just a bunch of gibberish. I 
didn't even try to read it; it was 
just ridiculous." The man 
declined McCarthy's request for 
clearer instructions and left, 
swearing. 

-On November 18, a man 
wearing a sweatshirt with the 
hood pulled ughtly over his head 
and a mask covering all but his 
eyes pounded on the front door 
of the Security Federal Savings 
Bank in Durham, North 
Carolina, scaring employees 
inside. After several loud 



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attempts to push open the door, 
which is a "pull" door, he fled. 
Durham police say precisely the 
same thing happened at another 
bank on October 22. 

-Ronald Melvin Gower, 31, 
was arrested in Princeton, 
Kentucky, in July, after he tried 
to rob the First Bank and Trust 
Co. with a toy gun. One teller 
refused to hand over money, and 
as the robber tried to persuade 
her, another employee, who 
happened to be carrying a 
Polaroid camera to take a picture 
of a car later in the day, snapped 
the robber's picture. At that 
point, Gower allegedly backed 
away, said he was just kidding, 
and asked for change for a $100. 
(Gower was wearing a rolled-up 
stocking under his baseball cap, 
to use as a mask, but had 
forgotten to pull it down over his 
face when he entered the bank.) 
-(c) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



The Ja ck Nicholson's movie blitz 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



"A Few 


Starring: 


Tom Cruise 




Jack Nicholson 




Demi Moore 


Director: 


Rob Reiner 


Rated R 


***Stars 




"Hoffa" 


Starring: 


Jack Nicholson 




Danny Devito 


Director: 


Danny Devito 


Rated R 


***Stars 



We haven't seen Jack 
Nicholson's grinning mug since 
he was off playing with Batman 
a few year back. Since then, 
other than going to various L.A. 



Laker games, he's been off doing 
"a few good" movies. "A Few 
Good Men" and "Hoffa" were 
released around the holiday 
season and are still doing quite 
well which shows just how much 
talent flows through the veins 
ofa third prolific actor. "A Few 
Good Men" is probably one of 
the better films of 1992 and stars 
Tom Cruise as a Navy lawyer 
who is devoted mainly to softball 
and out-of-court plea bargains. 

Cruise has his usual role as a 
cocky self assured hero (i.e. Top 
Gun, Cocktail, The Color of 
Money, etc.) who is persuaded 
by co-star Demi Moore to take 
the case of two Marines accused 



in the death of one of the Marine 
grunts in their platoon. So 
Cruise accepts and there's the 
movie. 

Although already assured to 
receive numerous Oscar 
nominations, according to many 
critics, "A Few Good Men" has 
only three outstanding scenes- 
the ones Nicholson inhabits. 
Jack plays a mean, hard-headed 
Marine Colonel who Cruise 
believes is behind all the Marine 
mayhem. 

Taken from Aaron Sorkins 
stage adaptation, Director Rob 
Reiner provides us with some 
good court room drama and a 
good cast of co-stars which 



SUMMER RECREATION 
POSITIONS AVAILABLE 

Positions available for students interested in providing a 
summer of recreation for blind and visually handicapped children and 
adults. Beacon Lodge, located in Central Pennsylvania, is seeking 
camp counselors for a summer camping program beginning May 19 
and ending August 18. In addition to General Counselors, there is a 
need for WSI, Canoeing-kayaking Instructors, Archery & Air Riflery 
Instructors, Crafts Instructor, Nature Specialist, Nurses, and 
Lifeguards. The summer offers a well-rounded program of activities 
from bowling to overnight camping trips. To request an application 
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include Kiefer Sutherland as a 
Marine officer and Kevin Bacon 
as Cruises' opposing counsel. 

Nicholson's other movie is the 
story of the contoversial Jimmy 
Hoffa, president and radical head 
of the powerful Teamsters Union 
(the truck drivers union). The 
film centers around just how 
hard Hoffa worked for the union 
and how he manipulated people 
to get what he wanted, whether 
by legal or illegal means. 

Jack, of course, portrays Hoffa 
as brilliantly as any of his 
characters. Danny Devito, who 
also directed the film, co-stars as 
Hoffa's right-hand man is almost 
more likable than the Hoffa 
performance. "Hoffa" is mainly 



A DISPATCH FROM 



seen and told through the Devito 
character, a man who was totally 
devoted to James Hoffa. 

The problem with "Hoffa" is 
its portrayal of Jimmy Hoffa as 
almost a hero. We see him at 
constant work to get new 
members into the union and to 
do everything humanly possible 
to make sure his "union 
brothers" get fair treatment. 

The question that both "Hoffa" 
and "A Few Good Men" bring 
up is ethics, what is considered 
to be morally right or wrong. 
This powerful question comes 
from two powerful movies and is 
a question each of us will 
eventually face in our lives. 



MAGAZINE 



How Lovable Is Bill Cosby? 

When the original You Bet Your Life was broadcast, people complained that Groucho 
Marx humiliated his regular-folks guests on the air. The revived show with Bill Cosby 
follows that tradition, except that his guests aren't treated well o^the air either. Here's 
the diary ofa recent contestant. 



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phia. A show representative gives us a 
dinner voucher for the hotel restaurant, 
good until 11:00 p.m. We arrive at 11:10. 
We're told that the coffee shop is open, 
but we will have to use our own money. 

FRIDAY 

1 1:30 a.m. We still have a chance to 
use our show-provided meal voucher for 
lunch. Unfortunately, we're told that 
"we'll depart for the studio at any 
moment." The coffee shop has a cake-out 
sandwich bar, we're told, but we'll have 
to use our own money. Ninety minutes 
later, we're still lounging around the 
lobby. 

1:20 p.m. We arrive at the studio, to 
be sequestered for four hours before 



taping. Our coordinator twice starts to 
tell us the rules but leaves the room. 
We're also supposed to be shown the 
pilot episode, which contains the rules, 
but it's aborted so that we can go to 
makeup. A producer asks if we under- 
stand the rules. No. "But you saw the 
pilot, right?" No. "Play them the 
pilot!" he orders. But now we have to 
leave for rehearsal. We never do under- 
stand the rules, and make foolish bets 
that irritate Bill Cosby and cost most 
of us the chance to win an extra 
$10,000. 

Just before we tape, a producer tells 
one contestant, "Your job is to make Mr. 
Cosby look good. Don't try to make 
yourself look good, or he'll chew you up 
and spit you out." 

5:00 p.m. Show time! 



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What the Sororities have to offer 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



Sorority formal rush is upon us 
once again, and the opportunity 
to "become united members" is 
now available. 

Formal rush is viewed as a 
mutual selection process in 
which a rushee and a sorority 
have an equal opportunity in 
selecting each other. 
"Formal rush can diminish 
sorority stereotypes that may 
exist and give a rushee a strong 
idea of a chapter's personality 
and interests by allowing them to 
meet everyone in the chapter, 
"expressed Diana Anderson, 
Panhellenic Advisor. 

Sorority Rush Registration will 
take place Thursday, January 28 
from 10:00 a.m. to noon in 247 
Gemmell and from 1:00 to 3:00 
p.m. in Gemmell Lobby. 
Sorority Rush. Orientation will 
take place on Thursday, January 
28 at 8:00 p.m. in Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose Room. A $3 rush 



registration fee is due upon 
registration. 

"Formal rush also provides a 
support system because each 
interested woman has a rush 
counselor (Rho Chi). Each 
counselor has been educated on 
the panhellenic rush rules and 
the Greek system," added 
Anderson. 

The Formal Rush schedule will 
begin with "Meet the Greeks" on 
Sunday, January 31 from 2:00 to 
5:00 p.m., Casual Parties on 
Thursday, February 4 from 8:30 
to 11:00 p.m., Theme Parties on 
Friday, February 5 from 6:30 to 
10:00 p.m. and Preference 
Parties on Saturday, February 6 
from 1:00 to 3:00 p.m. All rush 
parties will take place in Pierce 
Hall. 

"I encourage all women 
interested in joining the Greek 
system at some point in their 
college career to participate in 
formal rush. Rushees may 
withdrawal from rush at anytime 



Getting the most 
out of greek rush 



Choosing a fraternity 



A Fraternity Forum took 
place on Wednesday, January 27 
from 8:00 to 10:00 p.m. in 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. 
This forum provided information 
on joining a fraternity and 
defined terms such as rush, 
pledging and hazing. 

"You didn't have to go to the 
fraternity forum to pledge. 
Anyone interested in joining a 
fraternity should watch out for 
posters on campus for individual 
fraternity rush party times and 
dates," commented John 
Postlewait, Inter-Fraternity 
Council Advisor. 

A rush registration card must 
be filled out in order to check a 
student for eligibility. Any man 
interested in joining a fraternity 
must have an overall G.P.A. of 
2.0. Rush registration cards are 
available at the Office of Greek 
Life, 247 Gemmell, or at the 
individual fraternity rush party. 
A rush registration card must 
only be filled out once. 

"At Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania as well as 
nationwide, Greeks are expected 



to portray and uphold the ideals 
for which fraternities were 
originally established . . . 
scholarships, philanthropies, etc. 
"Fraternity life can help a 
student become better organized 
and can develop leadership skills 
in people which can better 
prepare them for life after 
graduation," added Postlewait. 

Postlewait will be happy to 
answer any questions on rush. 



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during the process. Formal rush 
allows a rushee to visit all 10 
sororities and meet all the 
members of a particular 
chapter," commented Anderson. 
Currently, 20percent of full- 
time undergraduate students are 
Greek affiliated. For more 
information on joining a sorority 
or experiencing rush, contact the 
Panhellenic Council, 247 
Gemmell at 226-2127, the Office 
of Greek Life, 247 Gemmell at 
226-1865 . 



McDonald's and The Captain 
Loomis will be donating lunch to 
donators at Card Town. 

Clarion is a District of 
Johnstown . The Johnstwon Red 
Cross area is in need of 700 pints 
of blood a day. CABA wants to 
collect 100 pints of blood this 
year. 
Their goal last year was 50 



Tommorow is Clarion Area 
Business Associations (CABA) 
second annual blood drive. The 
blood drive will be located at 
Card Town on Main Street 
Clarion from 1 1 a.m. to 5 p.m. 

Jim Crooks, who owns Crooks 
Clothing Store, is chairman of pints, and they exceeded this 
this event. amount. 

Crooks expects a good turn out Crooks said, "The need is great 
for the occassion. Gifts will be and we want to keep surpassing 
given away for the first one our goal each year." 
hundred donors. Gifts will be Crooks hopes that this will be a 
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CALL-ON-YOU 
compiled by 
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Matt Dittman 

Junior, Biology 

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Coordinator of Student Activities 

"Buffalo. Having been there twice 

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Junior, Elementary Education 
Dallas. Buffalo's already had two 
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Senior, Secondary Education 
Buffalo. After the comeback, they 
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Junior, Business/Finance 
The Bills. They seem really positive this 
year." 



Adrian Tait 

Sophomore, Communication 

•Man... no comment. Who knows?" 



David White 
Graduate Student, English 
The Bills. They have the experience, and 
Jim Kelly is a Pennsylvania boy." 



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The Seventh annual Battle of the Bands sponsored by 
UAB is set for February 2. It will begin at 8:00 p.m. in 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. Admission is free to students 
and there is a $2.00 charge to the public. 

The six bands will be competing for a first place prize of 
$1?0, and second and third place prizes of $100 each. 

This year as an added attraction Robbie Printz will be 
guest emcee. He has appeared on the MTV's half hour 
comedy hour and at many colleges and universities all 
across the United States. 

WCCB will also be on hand that evening handing out 
prizes to lucky audience members. 



N1GHTSHIFT - was formed here at Clarion 
University last semester. Originally named Pariah 
their name changed with the addition of Derek 
Mikesell. Aaron Crisman and Lon Pristras are the 
original band that last year played the Bedrock 
Cafe and other various parties and shows. 

Nightshirt has only been together for a short 
time and has played few parties. Their acoustic 
sound with bass, places heavy emphasis on 
vocals. They will be performing classic rock, 
with some new material and an original track. 





BARKING SPIDERS - was formed last semester when 
a bunch of guys that were bored decided to get together 
and do something they enjoyed, play music. Their 
musical backgrounds are alike, they all appreciate all 
forms of music and incorporate that into their playing. 
John, the bassist has been playing since 1986 and has 
been in all types of bands including jazz, country and 
heavy metal. Larry, the guitarist played in one other 
band for five years whieh played a "mellow progressive" 
style of music. Jack, the drummer, was in a previous 
band for four years which played "heavier altenative" 
music. Chad, the singer, who recently joined has also 
played in a band. He is into musicals and rhythm and 
blues. Together the band sounds very original and is a 
delight to listen to. 




NUTT -N- HONEY - The band was formed on the 
spur of the moment over breakfast at Denny's . 
(We had mug-o-coffee's) Our goals are: to meet 
the original A-Team members, and to meet the 
original captain of the Starship Enterprise (And to 
stop bedwetting). You may have heard of us, we 
plan on doing the sound check for the 1993 BatUe 
of the Bands, and welcome our hoopie groupies 
from Clarion. We encourage all those attending to 
bring inflated condoms, beachballs and balloons to 
beat around in the audience in honor of 
Groundhog's Day. 
Band Members: 

Mr. Facetious - Guitar, backing vocal 

Safety First- Bass 

Matt Hammer - Percussion 

the other guy - lead guitar 

Izzy Nice? - singin' and tinkerin' on the keys 



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together for over five years. During this time 
they played weekly at clubs to have the 
straight forward hard rock they are known 
for. Many students will recognize them as 
the band that played at the Phi Sigma Kappa 
pig roast as well as the Red Stallion 

Dan Perry keeps the beat on drums while 
Scott Dittman fills in the sound on keyboards. 
Bass and most lead vocals are contributed by 
Matt Dittmand, and Darren Miller plays 
rhythm and lead guitar. Three new backing 
vocals have just been added to the band. 




MR. BURROUGHS ATHLETIC BAND - Uanon 
University is the home of the progressive sounds of 
Mr. Burrough's Athletic Band. The band derived its 
name from author William S. Burroughs, whose grimm 
tales of drug addiction have inspired the band to take a 
good look at life around them. The band is comprised 
of Michael Ross, Chris Soltesz, Andy Linder, Troy 
Steffan and Todd Finney. These lads have been 
together for a short time and have combined their 
respective talents to create music with a distinct 
aftertaste. The bands influences include rhythm and 
blues, classic rock and television theme songs. The 
band will be performing alternative music selections 
and original compositions. 




MIKE COPEN AND 52nd STREET - is a new 

band comprised of all Clarion University Students. 
The band consists of Todd Karenbauer; drummer, 
Jeremy Ostergard; piano, Mike Klingensmith; guitar 
and Sharon Slater; sax. The band will entertain with 
selections from the immortal legend Billy Joel. 



Clarion University 
Battle of the Bands 
February 2, 1993 
Marwick-Boyd Aud 
8 p.m. BE THERE! 




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PEACE CORPS world wise PuZzLe 

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world. By solving this puzzle, you will learn about one of these countries. 

Solve the four numbered puzzle words and then unscramble the letters in the squares to produce 
the name of the country darkened on the map at the right. 

Formerly part of the 
Russian Communist Bloc, 
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intense fighting and civil war in 1991. 

4. Soviet leader who allowed nations 
such as this one to break away from 
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The Clarion Call - 1-28-93-Page 19 




Parity of conference finds Clarion in 
good shape after opening week of play 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

Every team has at least one 
victory and at least one defeat 
alter the first week of the PSAC- 
Western division schedule. The 
Golden Eagles enter this PS AC 
puzzle with a record of 1-1, as 
they prepare for two road games 
that may determine whether or 
not they have enough pieces to 
put together a 1993 masterpiece. 

Clarion carried a nine game 
winning streak into its January 
20 conference debut at 
California. The Vulcans cruised 
to the PSAC-West title with a 
12-0 conference record and 
advanced to the Division II final 
four last season. Even though 
many of those Vulcans had gone, 
sharp-shooting Ray Gutierrez 
was still there. 



committed his fifth foul. 

His inside presence would be 
missed as the home club caught 
Clarion from behind and finally 
surpassed them w\th less than 
two minutes remaining. 

The three point heartbreaker 
was tough to swallow, but it 
proved that the Eagles could 
travel to an unfriendly arena and 
take the team that many 
predicted to repeat as PSAC 
champions to the wire. 

Morton finished the contest 
with 31 points, and Bumoskey 
added 21 more to lead the Eagles 
"caw"se. 

Monday, Jan. 25 brought a new 
day and a change in venue. The 
Edinboro Fighting Scots came to 
Clarion sporting a 7-9 overall 
record and a 1-1 conference 
mark. 



"It was a big win for us. " 

- Mike Power 



Gutierrez scorched the nets for 
27, which was actually below his 
season average, and California 
halted the Eagles win streak at 
nine with a 91-88 triumph. 

Clarion jumped out to a quick 
12-0 lead and glided to a 42-37 
half time cushion. The Eagles 
were led in scoring by the wing 
tandem of Kwame Morton and 
Roy Bumoskey and the solid 
inside play of Mark McCarthy 
and Chris Boone, but the blue 
and gold failed to jump on the 
rattled Cal team in the early 
going and therefore found 
themselves in a dog fight. The 
first half also produced a subplot 
in that center Steve Branch was 
marred in foul trouble. 

The Vulcans came out of the 
locker room with intentions of 
clamping their death grip on the 
Eagles. California shot a 
blistering 52 percent in the 
second half, and with 5:40 
remaining in the contest, Branch 



Again the Eagles bolted from 
the starting gate in impressive 
fashion. A 14-4 start increased 
to a 47-29 lead just before the 
half. 

With one second left until 
intermission, Edinboro's Adam 
Cheek drained a three-point 
desperation shot from behind the 
green volleyball lines. 

The Fighting Scots used this 
last second heave as an 
inspiration builder, and with 
seven minutes to play, the Eagle 
lead had been plucked to just six 
at 64-58. 

Determined to avoid deja vu 
all over again, Clarion 
terminated any hopes of a 
California repeat by outscoring 
the Scots 14-5 in the next five 
minutes to secure the win. 
During the run, Steve Branch 
buried two short jumpers, and 
Brian Paige scored five points 
while playing stifling defense on 
Cheek. 




Playing the part of Moses: The Eagles will rely on point guard Dave 
years of conference experience to lead them to the promised land. 

Good foul shooting down the Shippensburg later this week. 



Lois Oertel/ Clarion Call 
Wojciechowski (21 ) and his three 



stretch preserved the first Clarion 
conference victory of the season, 
84-72. 

Bumoskey scored a season- 
high 32 while Morton and 
Branch cashed in 17 a piece to 
lead the Eagles to victory. 
Branch rebounded from his 
subpar performance at California 
to grab 10 caroms, and the 
Golden Eagles' shooting 
percentage increased handily in 
the friendly confines of Tippin 
Gymnasium. 

Assistant coach Mike Power 
said of the Edinboro game, "It 
was a big win for us." 

Clarion's home cooking will 
not last long, as the bus warms up 
to leave for Lock Haven and 



Power thinks the team that can 
win on the road will take the 
PSAC. "PSAC teams are tough 
to beat away. The team that can 
win all of their home games and 
play .500 on the road will 
usually win the conference," said 
Power. 

Wednesday's trip to Lock 
Haven and Saturday's visit to 
Shippensburg could tell the tale 
of the 1992-93 campaign. Two 
victories would place Ciarion 
atop the conference with a 3-1 
mark and would leave Clarion 
with five home and three road 
games to play. Two losses could 
severely injure any hopes of a 
title, and a split would probably 
leave CUP knowing little more 



than we do now. 




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Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 1-28-93 



Golden Eagle wrestlers defend PSAC 
wrestling title this Saturday at Cal 



V. ters of 12 PSAC team 
wrc ig championships since 
1%. u the last two in a row, 
Clar University's 1992-93 
wrc ug squad travels to 
Cali nia University this 
Sati; y to try and defend its 
titles 

The 50th Annual PSAC 
Wrestling Championship will be 
held at Cal's Hamer Hall, with 
the opening round of action 
scheduled to begin at 9 a.m. on 
Saturday, January 30. Formerly 
a two-day event which was 
shortened to one day in 1992, 
wrestling will continue 
throughout Saturday with finals 
set for 7:30 p.m. Tickets for the 
championship will be available 
at the door. 

Clarion won the 1991 PSAC 
Championship scoring 138.25 
points, while crowning three 
individual champions. Last year 
(1992), the Golden Eagles had 
10 placewinners and five 
individual champs as Clarion 
totalled 153.50 points to win its 
second straight crown. At both 
the 1991 and 1992 
championships, Lock Haven 
finished in second place, but the 
Bald Eagles have paid their dues 
and enter the 1993 championship 
as the pre-tournament favorite. 

"Team scoring balance is the 
real key in winning tournament 
titles and Lock Haven has a very 
talented and well-balanced line- 
up this year," stated Clarion head 
coach Jack Davis. "Lock Haven 
will be the pre-tournament 
favorite, but Bloomsburg and 
Edinboro have quality teams and 
could make a run at the title. One 
day tournaments can be 
unpredictable. A key injury, an 
upset, or a team that gets hot 



early and can carry the 
momentum all day are all 
intangibles that could unfold this 
Saturday." 

With Clarion in the middle of a 
reloading season, Davis is 
speaking of his team's 
expectations this way. "Our goal 
is to finish in the top three and 
we can accomplish that, but we'll 
need to have a very good first 
round and carry that momentum. 
It's a grueling tournament, so we 
believe our conditioning will 
play a big role." 

Clarion heads to the PSAC's 
with a dual meet record of 9-9 
under first year head coach Jack 
Davis. The Golden Eagle lineup 
will likely have Luke Shocklee 
(11-4) at 118; Kyle Wolfe (5-11) 
at 142; Moss Grays (3-2) at 150; 
Paul Antonio (6-11) at 158;Joel 
Gilbert (3-0) at 167; Dan Payne 
(22-5) at 177; Chris Shaw (1-0) 
or Tiny Anderson (2-8) at 190 
and Rob Sintobin (10-6) at Hwt. 
Returning placewinners for 
Clarion include Shaw and 
Sintobin who ended third 
respectively at 177 and 190 



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pounds in 1992. Wolfe finished 
fifth and Antonio sixth last year, 
while Grays was a PSAC Champ 
in 1991, but sat out 1991 with a 
shoulder injury and has had other 
injury problems this season. 

Clarion's 12 PSAC Titles have 
come in 1965 under coach Frank 
Lignelli, and 11 titles under 
former coach Bob Bubb in 1972, 
73,74,76,77,78,81,83,86,91, 
and 1992. 

At the PSAC's, Luke Shocklee 
will lead Clarion into the 118- 
pound match. 

126: A wide-open weight 
class, the top returning 
placewinner is Clarion's Wolfe, 
who was fifth last year. 

134: The top two seeds should 
go to Cal's ninth rated Jay 
Manson (25-6) and Bloom's 
tenth ranked Brad Rozanski (8- 
6), who was the runner-up here 
in 1992. Clarion's Pendolino lost 



to Rozanski 17-15 earlier this 
year. 

142: An extremely talented 
weight class, the winner here 
will have earned his title. Dave 
Thomas (11-6) will do battle 
here for CUP. 

150: 1991 PSAC winner Moss 
Grays (3-2) of Clarion returns to 
action after missing the 1991-92 
season with a red-shirt and much 
of 1992-93 with a leg injury. 

158: Clarions Paul Antonio 
was sixth at 150 last year and 
will look to place at 158. 
167: Clarion will go with 
freshman Joel Gilbert. 

177: Clarion's Dan Payne 
(22-5) will do battle here. 

190: Clarion 's Chris Shaw is 
hoping to get back into the 
lineup Saturday after placing 
third at 177 last year. 

HWT: With three-time PSAC 
and two-time NCAA Div. I 



Champ Kurt Angle of Clarion 
having graduated, the weight 
class seems wide open. Clarion's 
Rob Sintobin will attempt to take 
over. 

Clarion enters the PSAC's 
coming off a 35-3 loss to PSAC 
rival Edinboro last Friday night. 

In close matches, Thomas lost 
in OT, 5-3, and Payne lost in 
double OT, 8-7. 

Payne's match may have 
determined the #1 seed at 
the 177-pound class for the 
PSAC's. 

Clarion lost its first nine 
matches on the day before 
Sintobin won 5-4 to take the 
heavyweight match. 

Davis said that his major goal 
is to place in the top three at the 
PSAC's, but he is hoping for at 
least a top five finish. 

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High risk sports sweeping nation 



by John Lancaster Beck 
Contributing Sports 
Writer/National Affairs Staff 

Extreme sports. The risk 
factor is usually high. The 
excitement level near feverish. 
Poor judgement can mean injury, 
sometimes even death. The 
extremists generally speak in a 
language all but unintelligible to 
the lay person. Surfers "get 
tubed", sky-divers make "HALO 
drops", extreme skiers watch for 
"decaying cornices", rock- 
climbers "place pro" and yet all 
of them share a love for gut 
wrenching adventure. 

"It is only through the 
direct confrontation. . . only by 
staring into the naked face of 
death that we discover the true 
nature of self." Or at any rate 
that is what 22-year-old Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania rock 
climbing junior Stan Lindemuth 
says. This viewpoint reflects the 
quintessential premise, or ethic, 



of the rock climber. Lindemuth 
is among a growing number 
people in the twenty-something 
age group who seek their 
recreational outlets in extremist 
sports. 

When "the strength of 
your fingertips is all that 
seperates you from a 120-foot 
fall to your death, you start to get 
rather deliberate," understates 
Lindemuth. Climbing has begun 
to move into the mainstream of 
American culture with exposure 
through movies like K-2 and the 
climbing, intensive forthcoming 
Sylvester Stallone movie. 
Indeed, the entire extreme sports 
movement is moving out of the 
realm of the select few and 
beginning to gain legitimacy. 

Extremist sports, says 
Lindemuth, are "a healthy and 
socially responsible way of 
getting high." A growing 
number of universities 
throughout the United States 



have started adventure based 
clubs and organizations. One 
such group is Penn State 
University's Outing Club, which 
sponsors trips spelunking, sky 
diving and rock climbing at 
nearby Bellefonte, Pa. 
Lindemuth ^oo, climbs at the 
abandoned Bellefonte quarry. 

A characteristic of the 
twenty-something generation is 
an increased concern with 
environmental issues. The 
extremist enthusiasts are no 
exception to this. "The cool 
thing about [the quarry at] 
Bellefonte," according to Andy 
Arndt, a 24- year-old junior and 
president of Penn State's 
Recreation and Parks 
Professional Society, "is that an 
old environmental scar has been 
transformed into something 
useful." This also is the belief of 
the Penn State Outing Club 
which has made it their mission 
to attend to the upkeep of the 



climbing site. 

Spelunking, or cave 
exploration, is another such 
adventure based sport that has 
gained enthusiasts in ever 
increasing numbers from the 
twenty-something crowd over 
the past several years. Thomas 
Craver, a 26-year-old sophomore 
at Florida State University, is a 
cave enthusiast extraordinaire. 
According to him,*spelunking, 
more so than any other 
extremeist recreational activity, 
is a real study in extremeist 
management." He goes on to 
warn that this is not a sport for 
the unexperienced to try alone. 
"Losing your way and starving 
to death in the pitch black depths 
of the earth is a very real danger 
unless a great deal of caution and 
forethought is exercised." 

Alan Vaughn, a 20-year-old 
junior, and cycling enthusiast, 
says "when you are into the 
extreme, you have to be willing 



to crash and burn a whole lot." 
Indeed, the extremeist sports are 
not realm where the timid or the 
reckless safely venture. 

All in a quest to find the 
perfect ride. Bank robbers 
support their endless summer of 
riding monolithic waves. Armed 
theft under the guise of four of 
the living former presidents. 
They are "searchers" and, for 
them, "surfing is the source." 
The movie, of course, is Point 
Break and it was a cultural 
harbinger. 

Warren Miller captures the 
essence of haroVcoredownhill 
skiing* and snowboarding. 

MTV Sports features events 
like in-line skating, road luge, 
sky-diving and bungee jumping. 
It is the SeatUe Music. . . it is 
the twenty-something 

generation. Their music has 
gotten harder and so has their 
recreation. 



Sports Opinion 

If you believe in the law of averages, the AFC is due 



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by Jody Males 
Contributing Writer 

Well, its here again. The 
game, or should I say the event, 
that the entire world tunes into. 
The spectacle that forces even 
the most unfavorable football fan 
to view with interest. Super 
Bowl XXVII. 

The 1993 NFL tide game pits 
two teams that really shouldn't 
be there. The Dallas Cowboys, 
who managed only one victory 
in 1989, amazingly find 
themselves one win away from 
football's most coveted honor 
just three years later, and the 
AFC representative, the Buffalo 
Bills. 

Speaking of turnarounds, the 
Bills pulled off the greatest one 
ever. Down by 32 points late in 
their wildcard game with 
Houston, Buffalo's chances of 
returning to the big dance 



seemed slim and none. 
Unfortunately, for the Oilers, 
Slim just happened to show up in 
Rich Stadium on that magical 
Sunday afternoon. 

The Cowboys are seven point 
favorites which may seem like a 
surprise considering how far 
they have come, but the NFC has 
won the last eight bowls by an 
average score of 37-15, therefore 
Dallas is a touchdown favorite. 

So, will the 1993 "classic" be 
another NFC romp? I will go 
out on a limb and say, NO! 
Super Bowl XXVII will result in 
the first AFC victory since Jim 
Plunkett led the Los Angeles 
Raiders to a 38-9 victory over 
the Washington Redskins in 
1984. 

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I'm crazy, but hear me out. 
First, the Bills are veterans of the 
big game. Being there the last 
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with the immense pressure and 
media coverage associated with 
one, single football game. 

Secondly, the Bills have 
momentum. I'm not saying that 
the Cowboys don't. Dallas 
breezed through the regular 
season, and handily defeated two 
solid teams, Philadelphia and 
San Francisco, in the playoffs. 
The Bills, however, have taken a 
much tougher road to get to this 
game than ever before. Coming 
off the "comeback of the 
century," Buffalo cooled off the 
blast furnace in Pittsburgh like a 
knife through butter. Granted, 
the Steelers were not a Super 
Bowl calibre team, but they had 
Three Rivers Stadium rocking. 

Buffalo then went south and 
impressively defeated Marino, 
Shula and the Miami Dolphins in 
their own house. The Bills 
defense played "NFC-style", 



literally eating Marino for lunch, 
and defensemen Bruce Smith, 
Phil Hansen, Darryl Talley and 
Cornelius Bennett have never 
played better. The "O" was 
somewhat lethargic last week, 
but QB Jim Kelly returned from 
injury and managed to put 29 
points on the board against an 
aggressive and opportunistic 
Miami defense. 

Finally, the Buffalo defense 
has peaked at just the right time. 
Opposing playoff offenses have 
mustered only one touchdown in 
their last 10 quarters of play. 
The 1992-93 Bills are a much 
stronger team defensively than 
their Super Bowl units of the 
past. 

This game, as always, will 
come down to defense. By 
holding the Dallas offense in 
check, I feel Buffalo will end the 
streak, and an AFC team will 
wear a Super Bowl ring for the 
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Teamwork and defense are keys in two 
Golden Eagle PSAC-West victories 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



Teamwork: 1 - work done by 
several associates with each 
doing a part but all subordinating 
personal prominence to the 
efficiency of the whole or 2 - see 
the Clarion University women's 
basketball team. 

A major presence of teamwork 
may make the 1992-93 version 
of the Golden Eagles their best 
team yet. 

Every player gets minutes. 
Every player contributes. Every 
player could be a superstar in her 
own right but, individually, they 
choose to concentrate more on 
the team as a whole. 

The Golden Eagles strong team 
play this season led them 
through a very tough road 
schedule early on and through a 
couple of tough conference 
opponents this past week. 

On January 20, the Golden 
Eagles travelled to Cal for their 
conference opener and came 
away with a 91-81 victory. Cal 
previously had the PSAC's best 
overall record at 11-2 before 
Clarion handed them their third 
overall loss and set their PSAC- 
West record at 0-1. 

A tremendous overall effort 
and a 44-33 second half gave 
Clarion their initial conference 
win. 

Shannon Coakley was the 
leading scorer for Clarion with 
19 points and was 4-8 from three- 
point land. She also contributed 
nine rebounds and five assists. 
Red-hot point guard Melissa 
Barnette added 18 more points 
(5-7 shooting from the field, 8- 
10 from the charity stripe), seven 
boards and two steals in only 23 
minutes. Carlita Jones 
controlled the Hamer Hall floor 
from inside the paint as she 
added 17 points and yanked 
down 15 boards, six offensive. 
Mona Gaffney aided Jones on 
the inside with 1 1 points in only 
13 minutes. 

Corinne Vanderwal paced 
California with 26 points. 

Monday night, the Golden 
Eagles rode their paper airplanes 
to a 105-84 victory over 
conference rival Edinboro in 
front of a large Tippin crowd. 

"It was definitely another team 
effort," said head coach 
Margeret "Gie" Parsons. 

The Lady Fighting Scots 
played right into the Golden 



Eagles' hands by running with 
them all night long. A team has 
to be pretty talented to beat 
Clarion at their own game. 

The Golden Eagles broke 
Edinboro's press numerous 
times, getting the ball upcourt 
before 'Boro even had time to 
set up their press. Barnette was 
a big reason why. 

The speedy point guard was 
blowing by the defenders before 
they had a chance to get upcourt 
to set their defense. Barnette 
scored five points and added 
nine key assists. She found Amy 
Coon four times, all for three- 
pointers. Also, Coakley once, 
Dudeck once and Adams once, 
all for three's. 

"Melissa (Barnette) is a very 
fiery player," said Parsons. 

Montana to Rice? No, it was 
Barnette to Coon, all night long. 
Coon poured in 26 points with 
seven three-pointers. The 
shooting guard had her hands all 
over the ball, also grabbing six 
rebounds. 

Jones continued her dominant 
inside play as she scored 19 
points and grabbed 16 rebounds. 
Leatha Dudeck scored 12 points 
and added 12 more boards. 
Coakley chipped in with 13 
points. 

Jeannine Jean Pierre led 
Edinboro with 29 points and 16 
rebounds. 

Clarion outrebounded the 
visitors, 58-45. The defense held 
'Boro to only 36% shooting for 
the game. 

On the season, Clarion has 
been led by just about everyone 
at one time or another. 

Jones still leads Clarion in 
scoring with close to 18 points a 
game. Gaffney, Coakley, 
Dudeck and Coon also average 
in double digits in scoring. 

Jones also averages a team- 
leading 11 rebounds per game. 
Gaffney, Dudeck and Coakley 
are also high on the rebounding 
list. 

Barnette also leads the team in 
assists with 51. Freshman Amy 
Migyanka has contributed 48 
assists. 

The Golden Eagles currently 
stand at 10-4, overall (4-0 at 
Tippin), and 2-0 in the PSAC- 
West. 

The Golden Eagles visited 
Lock Haven last night and will 
be on the road again on Saturday 
to play Shippensburg. 



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Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
In 3-D- Clarion point guard Melissa Barnette is at her best when she dlsses, drives and 
dishes. She's so fast, she even makes the picture a little blurry. 



Swim results 



Both of Clarion's Swimming 
and Diving teams defeated 
Bloomsburg on Saturday 
January 23. 

The men won 113-92. 
The Clarion relay team, 
comprised of Mark Keister, 
David Sheets, Scott 
Rosenbaum, and Steve Darby, 
were victorious in the 400 
medley relay. Keister won the 
1000 freestyle to go along 
with his relay win. Steve 
Kozowyk won the 200 
Intermediate Medley. Darby 
also captured the 500 free to 
compliment his 400 free relay 
victory. Others on the 400 
free team were Kozowyk, Jim 
O'Connor, and Bill Gimbel. 
The men are 4-0. 

On the women's side, 
Clarion's swimmers and 



divers won 135-108. 

Dina Maylor won three 
events for the Eagles. Maylor 
won the 50 free along with the 
400 medley relay and the 400 
free relay. The other relay 
swimmers were Justine 
Gibbons, Kathy Randazzo and 
Becky Jushchshyn. Helping to 
capture first in the 400 free 
were Tedra Kruse, S. Kissell, 
and Dawn Jones. Gibbons also 
won the 200 back, while 
Jushchshyn won the 200 breast 
event. 

Tedra Kruse won the 1000 
free for the Eagles. The 
women's record is now 4-1. 

Both Clarion teams are in 
action this w.eekend at 
Shippensburg. 

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Personals 



To the Brothers of Delta Chi: 
We showed with our spirits high 
and we danced with ail you 
Delta Chi's . We wore those 
shirts made of tie dye. SOME 
of you guys gave quite a 
surprise!! Thanks for the great 
mixer! Love, Phi Sigma Sigma 



Delta Zeta would like to wish all 
of the fraternities and sororities 
the best of luck during rush. 



To the Sisters of Theta Phi 
Alpha. Thank you for the 
flowers. Sincerely, the Brothers 
of Alpha Chi Rho. 



To the sisters of Phi Sigma 
Sigma: Thank you for your 
thoughtfulness. Sincerely, the 
Brothers of Alpha Chi Rho 



To Michelle Sastokas, Thank 
you very much for the card and 
warm thoughts. The Brothers of 
Alpha Chi Rho. 




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Delta Zeta would like to 
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Holly Ashton, Colleen Callen, 
Emily Carney, Candi Cramer, 
Jenn Kiebler, Colleen McCarthy, 
Amy Mennon, Becky 
Moneymaker and Yolande Stiles. 
Congratulations! Love, your DZ 
Sisters! 



Theta Xi, Thanx for the great 
mixer! We always have fun with 
you guys. Love, the Sisters of 
Theta Phi Alpha. 



The Sisters of Alpha Sigma 
Alpha would like to wish 
everyone good luck during rush. 



The Sisters of Alpha Sigma 
Alpha would like to extend our 
deepest sympathies to the 
Brothers of Alpha Chi Rho. 



To our new D Phi E Sisters, 
Thanks for making us the "Nu" 
edition of Delta Phi Epsilon. It 
was definately worth the wait! 
We love you!!! Love, the "Nu" 
pledge class and your new sisters 



Luis, We did it! Thanks for being 
the best sweetheart. We love 
you! The "Nu" pledge class 
PS. We're sisters— NICE! 



Tom, I hope this little message 
makes you smile! Just wanted to 
let you know you're being 
thought about. Carrie 



To Theta Phi Alpha: We had a 
great time drawing on you and 
dancing the circle of fun. Theta 
Xi 



Good luck to all students during 
the new semester-Tri Sigma. 



PSK, 

Tri Sigma will "Come Sail 

Away" with you guys anytime. 

Let's do it again soon. Yeah PHI 

SIGS! 



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women the best of luck during 
rush. 



Tri Sigma would like to wish all 
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The Sisters of ZTA would like to 
welcome everyone back and 
wish them the best of luck 
throughout the semester. 



ZTA--Jen H. and Analisa R: 
Happy 21st birthday! Love your 
sisters 



Happy Birthday to our January 

Theta Phis! Amy G., Lori F, 

Crystal, Karin, Kim, Michele 

and Steph G. 

Love, your Theta Phi Alpha 

sisters 



ZTA: Congrats to our new 
executive board. . . 
Pres. . . Chris Allio, VPI. . .Kim 
Walch VPII. . Jayna Hopkins, 
Sec. . Terri Rizzo, Treas. . 
Tammie Snyder, Ritual. . .Darla 
Yannacci, Historian. . .Analisa 
Ramirez, Panhel. . .Tracy 
Bertges, Membership. . Tracie 
Leshock. Good Luck! We know 
you'll do a great job! 



Sigma Tau and Phi Sigma's: To 
have a great mixer we did try. 
The best part about it was 
guessing the ties. If we had to 
rate it, it would be a 10. Hope 
we can get together and do it 
again! Love the Zetas 



To Phi Sigma Sigma, Great 
mixer mon: We'll have to go 
back to that island and listen to 
reggae again sometime! The 
Brothers of Delta Chi 



The Brothers of Delta Chi would 
like to wish everyone a good 
safe Rush. 



Delta Zeta would like to 
congratulate it's new executive 
board: Pres. Carolyn Evans: V.P. 
Pledge Ed. Stacy Pratt; V.P. Rush 
Brigitte Josefczyk; Recording 
Sec. Gina Debacco; 
Corresponding Sec. Toni Ross; 
Treasurer Jacquie Widmar; 
Scholarship Betsy Wyllie; 
Panhell Paulette Steiner. Good 
luck guys!!! 



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Sports Commentary 



Run and Shoot still has great deal to prove 

Al) Holt I'or.^ A 1->^1 .... ^~" 



Ay Ue/i V«5fl 
Assistant Sports Editor 

1990. 

The New York Giants boring 
offense does not even score a 
touchdown in their NFC 
championship win in San 
Francisco. On the other side of 
the country, the Buffalo Bills 
score 51 points to murder the 
Los Angeles Raiders by 48 in the 



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football realized that this Super 
Bowl would be yet another 
mismatch. Someone forgot to 
tell Bill Parcells. 

1991. 

The Bills' quick strike offense 
and the Washington Redskins 
young, questionable secondary 
poses a frightening situation for 
even the guys who dress like 



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Washington head coach Joe 
Gibbs is left with same dilemma 
as Parcells, how to stop a 
Buffalo offensive onslaught. 

Parcells decided to frustrate 
the hell out of Bills quarterback 
Jim Kelly. On offense, the 
Giants plan was to keep the ball 
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and bootleg runs by quarterback 
Jeff Hostetler masterfully kept 
the anxious Kelly sitting on his 
helmet. 

On defense, New York would 
rush as litUe as two guys at the 
passer while placing nine men 
back in coverage. Sure Kelly 
had all day to throw, but after 
standing in the pocket for seven 
or eight seconds with no 
receiver to throw to, even Joe 
Montana would be frustrated. 
On top of that, Kelly realized 
that a three play and punt drive 
could place him on the sidelines 
for another 10 minute Giant 
drive. 

Parcells' undertalented Giants 
never let the Bills' offense find 
that groove it was so accustomed 
to" finding. After New York's 
thrilling 20-19 victory, the 
Giants' coach was asked if this 
game had vindicated his system. 
He replied, "This system has 
always been vindicated, it was 
the new stuff that had something 
to prove." 

Any thoughts that Washington 
Redskins head coach Joe Gibbs 
would try the same philosophy 
as Parcells went out the window 
immediately. The Washington 
defense blitzed Kelly from every 
angle on every down, and the 
young secondary needed to 



cover Buffalo receivers for 
approximately one and a half 
seconds per play. 

The Skins offense was also far 
from conservative. Quarterback 
Mark Rypien went deep and 
even deeper to register quick 
touchdown strikes to receivers 
Gary Clark, Rickey Sanders, and 
Art Monk. The "Hogs" kept 
Bruce Smith and company away 
from their quarterback while 
opening huge holes for running 
back Ricky Ervins to choose 
from. 

The total domination left sports 
fans wondering if the Run and 
Shoot could ever become a 
championship offense. Buffalo 
head coach Marv Levy had twice 
brought exceptional teams to the 
Super Bowl, only to see his 
dreams swept away by the "old" 
system. 

Could this year finally be the 
year where the Run and Shoot is 
vindicated as a championship 
offense? 

The Dallas Cowboys have a 
better ground game than the '90 
Giants and boast of the number 
one defense in all of pro football. 
The question lies in whether 
young head coach Jimmy 
Johnson can design a plan to 
contain the explosive yet 
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Volume 74, Issue 15 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 4, 1993 



News 

Opinion poll 

Employees and students! 
overwhelmingly oppose thel 
decision for a new president's [ 
residence pg.5 

Features 

Student Activities Fee 

A complete breakdown ofl 
exactly where your moneyf 
goes pg. 9 



Sports 



Clarion Wrestling 

Golden Eagle wresUers placel 
fourth at 19931 

PSAC's. Payne crownedl 

champion pg.15 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 
Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 
Monday: 

Tuesday: 
Wednesday: 



Sunny, high 46 
Partly sunny, 
high 40 
A tad cooler, 
high 36 

Cloudy, high 33 
Warming, high 
38 

Sunny, high 40 
Still mild, a 
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Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV guide pg.8 

Features pg. 9 

Entertainment pg. 12 

Sports pg.15 

Classifieds Pg-19 



Watkins resigns and search for 
interim replacement begins 



by Michelle Sparer 
Editor-in-Chief 



"I have to go to the front lines," 
said Ralph Watkins in response 
to the question of why he is 
leaving Clarion University. 
Watkins has resigned his position 
as the Assistant to the President 
for Social Equity, effective 
February 12, 1993. He has 
accepted the post of vice 
president of the Urban League of 
Pittsburgh, starting February 15, 
1993. 

"There's a need for myself to 
go back and provide services to 
the African American 
community [in an urban 
setting]." 

Watkins 1 new job will involve 
long range planning, designing 
new programs, training and 
development, supervising all 
program services and evaluating 
programs and staff. 

Watkins had originally served 
as director of minority affairs at 
Clarion University. He was 
named to the position of 



African American Student Union 
(AASU) on campus. "He really 
made a difference with the 
African American students here 
and the campus life in general." 

When asked if plans for 
cultural diversity will continue 
after he leaves, Watkins replied, 
"I think so. The real mind 
behind the movement is the 
president. I think the president's 
committment for social equity is 
her committment." 

Godbolt, however, feels 
differently. "I feel Clarion is 
going to lose progress in terms 
of cultural diversity. We are 
lacking people with Ralph's 
ability and committment and 
therefore we will be lacking in 
the committment to cultural 
diversity." 

Watkins feels that a foundation 
for cultural diversity has been 
layed and that "we designed a 
road map which now needs to be 
driven. With the continued 
support of the president and 
community we will get there." 
An emergency search 



"/ have to go to the front lines. " 

—Ralph Watkins 



Assistant to the President for 
Social Equity in the fall of 1991. 

One of Watkins' numerous 
accomplishments was his 
involvement with Vision '97. 
The plan, in its formative stages, 
calls for a 50 percent increase in 
the number of minority students 
by 1997. Another of the plans' 
initiatives is that "Clarion 
University will require of its 
first-year students a course 
focused on intellectual and 
cultural diversity." A third goal 
is to "employ a minority 
counselor in the counseling 
center to address the personal 
needs of minority and other 
students." 

"He did an excellent job," said 
Ralph Godbolt, president of the 



committee to find an interim 
replacement for Watkins has 
been formed by President Diane 
Reinhard. 

The following individuals 
were asked to serve on the 
committee: Pamela Gent, chair, 
Presidential Commission on 
Disabilities; Dr. Kathryn 
Graham, chair, Presidential 
Commission on the Status of 
Women; Dr. Rashelle Karp, 
chair, Presidential Commission 
on Affirmative Action; Deborah 
King, interim director, Women's 
Studies Minor Program; John 
Lovelace, chair, Presidential 
Commission on Human 
Relations; John Shropshire, 
chair, African-American Caucus; 
Dr. Marguerite VanLandingham, 
chair, Presidential Commission 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Ralph Watkins, Assistant to the President for Social Equity 
has resigned from his position and has accepted the post 
of vice president of the Urban League of Pittsburgh. 

on Sexual Harrassment; Pamela knowledge of affirmative action 



Scott, staff member; and Ralph 
Godbolt, student member. 

"Members were chosen based 
on leadership and knowledge of 
Social Equity," said Linda 
Hawkins, Assistant to the 
President and a coordinator of 
the search committee. 

The committee is only doing a 
regional search, which extends to 
Ohio, due to the urgency of the 
matter. Advertising for the 
position has been placed in 
various newspapers including the 
Pittsburgh Post Gazette. The 
university community has also 
received a letter explaining the 
transition and offering them the 
opportunity to nominate 
someone for the position. 

"An interim will be hired 
according to their working 



and equal employment 
opportunity issues; their 
understanding of the 
complexities of higher education 
institutions; and effective written 
and oral communication skills," 
said Hawkins. 

Application reviews will begin 
February 22 and the position is 
hoped to be filled by July 1. 

"Our long range plans are to 
have the position filled 
permanendy by July 1994," said 
Hawkins. This will be 
accomplished through a national 
search sometime in the future. 

Kathy Spozio and Jeanie 
McLaine of the Office of Social 
Equity, will continue the duties 
of the office until an interim can 
be found. 



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Death of a 
Patriot? 

"This...is the depth of winter, but 
you have forced the spring. 
Now, we must do the work the 
season demands. " 

President BUI Clinton 
January 20th, 1993 

The democratic process is a 
beast whose care and handling 
must be strictly maintained. 
Like any other house pet, it 
needs to be nourished and 
groomed properly. Also, like 
any other house pet, it needs to 
be cut loose once in a while to 
do its duty in the neighbor's 
yard. Pet owners call this "doo- 
doo time". The democratic 
process calls it Inauguration. 

As a liberal, a Democrat 
and a member of many of the 
other groups supposedly 
vindicated by the election of Bill 
Clinton, I came to Washington 
D.C. with a good feeling in my 
heart 

I knew that things would now 
get better, and I saw this ail- 
American inaugural get-together 
as a chance to see the others like 
me, the hopefuls of our nation, 
the ones who wanted to make a 
difference. 

Rude awakening, let me 
tell you. 

My first day in town, I 
headed for the Capitol Mall, 
where all the "celebrations" were 
to be held and was greeted by a 
huge, multi-colored plywood 
wall. The words "Wall of Hope" 
appeared at the top, along with 
the order, "Hey President 
Clinton!!!" The wall was 
literally covered with thousands 
of 4x5 note cards, each 
supposedly holding a suggestion 
on how to better America. A 
table was set up where one could 
fill out their own card for on the 
wall. I picked up a card and a 
marker, carefully wrote out the 




Ray Henderson 



words "HUMAN RIGHTS" and 
headed for the wall. 

After a short search, I 
finally managed to find an empty 
spot, and I stuck my card on the 
wall. I felt proud. I had done 
my part 

Wondering what suggestions 
my fellow Americans had made, 
I began to read some of the cards 
that surrounded my simple 
proclamation. 

The card right beside 
my "HUMAN RIGHTS" card 
read "BOMB IRAQ. ALL 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



Why is it that every morning I 
have to worry about whether I 
am going to break my ankle, leg 
or back because the sidewalks on 
campus are slippy? Every day it 
is the same scenario battling the 
treacherous snow and ice 
covered sidewalks. 

In the morning it is very cold, 
and the ice on campus sidewalks 
has been hazardous. The reason 
being, in the afternoon the sun 
melts the snow, then when night 
comes, the slush melts and 
freezes again. 

I understand it is difficult for 
maintenance to totally dissolve 
the ice on the sidewalks on 
campus. But I am getting tired of 
going into class and students 
saying, "I saw the best wipe 
out" Meaning, people who try to 
walk carefully down the hill 
from Chandler Dining Hall to 
Marwick-Boyd, better known as 
Cardiac Hill or Wipe-Out Hill, 
and the hill from Carlson down 
to Still, slip and fall. 

I feel the university is going to 
get sued for a serious accident as 
someone goes for a ride. It 
might be funny to someone who 
watches it, but if that were me, I 
would be embarrassed, mad and 
probably have a bruised ass! 

At Nazareth College in New 
York, their school provides 
heated sidewalks and 
underground tunnels for 



students. I understand this would 
be impossible for Clarion. But 
we do buy signs, renovate the 
landscape and now we are 
planning to build a president's 
house. How about ensuring the 
safety of students? 

I propose that if these 
sidewalks can't be kept clear of 
ice, then railings should be 
installed the entire length of 
these hills. Or there should be a 
maintenance person on duty at 
all times to make sure that 
sidewalks are salted. 

Student Senate is here to serve 
the students, and I feel some 
other issues need to be brought 
up to ensure student safety on 
campus. Lighting on campus is 
terrible. Attackers can hide in the 
bushes around campus. If we had 
proper lighting around these dark 
areas, I believe we can decrease 
the rislf of a potential attack 
and/or lessen the worry I'm sure 
many students feel when they 
walk across campus late at night. 
Also, how can we ensure safety 
in the dorms when students have 
their own keys to get into the 
building when it closes? 
Anybody can be let into Given 
Hall, unlike Wilkinson where a 
person is up all night to answer 
the door and monitor who is 
coming in and out of the 
building. I think there should be 
a better system! 




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Interest in students 
place of residence 

Dear Editor: 

I would like to offer several 
points of clarification in 
response to National Affairs 
Staff Reporter John Lancaster 
Beck's article entitled 
"Inconsistencies in Residence 
Life" (1-28-93). 

Mr. Beck implies in his article 
that the confidentiality of student 
records, as provided for in the 
Family Educational Rights and 
Privacy Act of 1974, has been 
violated because the Office of 
Residence Life in conjunction 
with the Office of the Registrar 
has difficulty with the definition 
of the word "parent". 

He provided readers with a 
very limited interpretation of 
FERPA along with Webster's 
definition of the word "parent". 
Although Webster's definition 
mav have been accurate, the very 



brief explanation of FERPA did 
not adequately convey the 
provisions of the privacy law. 

The Family Educational Rights 
and Privacy Act of 1974, also 
known as the Buckley 
Amendment, limits the 
disclosure of educational records 
without student consent to third 
parties, including parents unless 
the student is financially 
dependent on his or her parents 
as defined by the Internal 
Revenue Code. 

Mr. Beck failed to mention in 
his article that the law provides 
for several exceptions, one of 
which permits university 
employees who have a 
"legitimate educational interest" 
in students' educational records 
access without student consent. 

Mr. Beck also failed to realize 
that resident directors and 
resident assistants are in fact 
employees of the university with 
a legitimate educational interest 
in the students who reside in 



their respective residence halls 
and therefore were provided 
information by Student Affairs 
to assist them in performing the 
responsibilities of the positions 
for which they were hired. 



Respectfully, J. Douglas Bills 
of Registrar 

Why celebrate 

African American 

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Dear Editor: 

For only one month out of a 
year does this nation set aside a 
period of time to acknowledge 
the achievements, victories and 
successes of the African 
American community. February, 
the shortest month of the year, is 
not enough to celebrate Black 
History Month. In our world, 
there have been more than 28 
exceptional and dedicated 
leaders, more than 28 creative 



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writers and entertainers and 
more than 28 outstanding 
athletes who have impressed the 
world with their various talents 
and expertise. In this country, 
there have been more than 28 
African Americans whose lives 
were cut short while fighting for 
equality for all citizens. So I 
contend, along with many others, 
that 28 days is not enough to 
celebrate the greatness of such a 
rich group of people- the African 
American culture. It should be 
taught and celebrated each day 
of the year just like other cultural 
group stories are shared daily. 

Student Senate would like to 
educate all of you on the 
importance of Black History 
Month. We want you to join in 
the celebration. So sit back and 
take notes because school is now 
in session. 

Why celebrate Black History 
Month? Many feel that it is not 
important or necessary because 
they are not of African descent. 
Others feel it is a waste of time. 
We, as Student Senators, do not 
have that attitude. This month is 
a time of reflection: a time to 
recollect the events of the past 
which have brought all of us to 
this point in history. During 
these 28 days, we, as intelligent 
individuals matriculating at 
Clarion, should be able to 
identify at least one achievement 
accomplished by African 
Americans for each day of the 
month. That should not be a 
difficult task. If you are 
unsuccessful in this activity, then 
you ought to join in on all of the 
festivities of Black History 
Month to learn of the 
contributions that African 
Americans have given to the 
world over the past 400 years. 
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unknown, strange land during 
the middle passage of the 1500s, 
the plight of the African 
American community continues 
on in 1993. Stripped of their 
names, cultures, and traditions, 
African people were enslaved for 
hundreds of years in a foreign 
place that we know as America, 
"the land of the free . . ." If this 
nation is to be called "the land of 
the free", then why were African 
Americans held in bondage 
against their will? You would 
understand this concept if you 
celebrated Black History Month. 
It is now 1993. Let us all 
appreciate those African 
Americans, living and deceased, 
whose talents and abilities, 
leadership and determination 
have caused this nation to be at 
this point. Individuals such as 
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., 
Malcolm X, Former Supreme 
Court Justice Thurgood 
Marshall, U.S. Senator Carol 
Braun-Mosley, Dorothy I. 
Height, Dr. Johnetta Cole, 
Michael Jordan and Mother 
Clara Hale have paved the way 
and set the stage for all of us to 
excel, not just as citizens of 
various cultural groups, but as a 
diverse nation of knowledgeable 
people. 

Let us join together as a united 
body to celebrate, articulate, 
appreciate and commemorate the 
importance of Black History 
Month. We must have an open 
mind and a willingness to learn 
about the African American 
culture as well as other cultures. 
We must realize that February- 
Black History Month- is not just 
for African Americans, but it is 
for everyone. 

Kari D. King is the Chair of 

Social Equities Committee of 

Student Senate 



Congratulations to the 


newest sisters of Delta 


Phi Epsilon- Heidi 


Blair, Angela 


Wilkinson, Larina 


Shumbres, Holly Sena, 


Janette Peretta, Cathie 


Flaherty, Keary Joyce, 


Sharla Wright, Tracey 


Saur, Lisa Speziale, 


Wendy Spezcuzzi, 


Mindy Kukitch and 


Kelly English. 



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(cont. from pg. 2) 



TOWELHEADS MUST DIE." 

"What a crude bastard," I 
thought. This was supposed to 
be a "wall of hope", not a"wall 
of hate", and no matter how silly 
it may sound, I was offended that 
somebody would dare defile it. I 
read on. 

Some of the other cards 
surrounding my "HUMAN 
RIGHTS" card included: 
"MAKE AMERICA 

BEAUTIFUL. ..KILL A 

NIGGER", "FAGGOTS ARE 
SCUM" and a one-word message 
obviously directed towards 



President Clinton, "RESIGN." 

Angered, I decided to remove 
my card. I could see that my 
message was obviously 
unwelcome. That what I hoped 
for just didn't fit in with what 
other Americans hoped for. 

Then, out of the comer of my 
eye, I spotted another card, 
carefully written in several 
different colors. One word 
message: "TOLERANCE." 

'Tolerance," I thought. "What 
a novel idea." Someone else 
actually cared and made their 
contribution to the wall. 



For what it was worth, seeing 
this card made me feel better, 
and I decided to leave my card 
on the wall. Spirits lifted, I 
proceeded back to the Mall. I 
saw some other cards, "WORLD 
PEACE" and "FEED THE 
HUNGRY" to mention a couple 
and felt reassured that I was not 
the only person concerned with 
the state of the world. 

The next day was Inauguration 
Day, a display of almost feral 
nationalism by the hundreds of 
thousands gathered for the 
festivities. It was like one great 



big "Made in the U.S.A." 
commercial. Although 

American pride seemed at an all- 
time high, I also sensed a lot of 
hatred directed towards things 
un-American. 

Fearing patriotism had given 
way to prejudice, I found 
comfort in my memory of the 
"TOLERANCE" card. Things 
would be OK, people cared. 

Before I left that day, I 
returned to the "Wall of Hope" to 
get a picture. 

When I got there, I found my 
"HUMAN RIGHTS" card 



immediately and got a picture. I 
figured a shot of the 
"TOLERANCE" card would 
also be in order, so I headed 
towards where I knew it had 
been 

It was gone, replaced by a new 
card: "HEIL HITLER. THE 
JEWS SUCK ANYWAY." I 
returned my camera to its bag, 
and walked back to the car. 
It was a long trip home. 

Ray Henderson is a sophomore 
communication major. 



Clinton sworn in amid hoopla, optimism 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Washington D. C- Thousand of 
college-age voters swarmed to 
the nation's capital January 17- 
21 to celebrate the inauguration 
of the president they helped to 
elect. 

An optimism emanated from 
those who squeezed into the 
huge crowds to catch a fleeting 
glimpse of William Jefferson 
Clinton as he became the 42nd 
president of the United States. 

"I challenge a new generation 
of young Americans to a season 
of service- to act on your 
idealism by helping troubled 
children, keeping company with 
those in need, reconnecting our 
torn communities," Clinton said 
in his inaugural address. "There 
is so much to be done- enough 
indeed for millions of others who 
are still young in spirit to give of 
themselves in service, too." 

At one point during the 
campaign, Clinton admitted that 
even his own mother didn't think 



he could win. But he persisted, 
courting younger voters with 
appearances on MTV, Larry 
King and his now-famous 
appearance playing his 
saxophone on Arsenio Hall's talk 
show. And the non-political 18- 
24 age group turned out in 
record numbers to support the 
first Democratic president in 12 
years. 

"It's a new generation. The 
youth won the election for 
Clinton," said "Uncle Sam" 
Rounseville, who dresses like the 
mythical character and even had 
his first name legally changed to 
Uncle Sam to encourage people 
to register to vote. Rounseville is 
a veteran of 109 registration 
drives held at colleges in 42 
states last fall. 

On Jan. 18, the day set aside 
for the observance of Martin 
Luther King Jr.'s birthday, a wide 
array of service and youth 
groups, including Rock the Vote, 
Public Allies, the United States 
Student Association and South 



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Central Los Angeles' Habitat for 
Humanity united to form a 
"National Youth Think Tank." 

Dedicated to a "spirit of 
community service and national 
renewal, " the project is the 
brainchild of Steve Barr and 
Vanessa Kirsch. Barr is one of 
the founders of Rock the Vote, a 
group that coordinated and ran 
voter information drives during 
the 1992 elections. Kirsch is the 
founder of Public Allies, a public 
service organization aimed at 
rejuvenating American cities. 

"The best way to create change 
in this country is by having grass 
root groups like us work with, 
not against, the government," 
Barr said. "Public service should 
come from the grass roots up, 



not from a big federal 
bureaucracy down." 

After refurbishing the aged 
Atlas Theater, which will 
eventually house the think tank, 
the center will function as offices 
for Public Allies and Rock the 
Vote and will serve as a 
recreation center that will permit 
young people a place to meet 
while in Washington D.C. It also 
will assist the community by 
providing jobs for neighborhood 
adolescents through a cafe 
located in the building and will 
teach them skills involved in 
operating a small business. Plans 
are also in the making to use the 
facility as a health center for the 
surrounding community. 

The center will provide youths 



with the chance to be involved 
nationally in public services to 
benefit not only the young, but 
the nation as a whole. 

According to Barr, young 
Americans now have a central 
location to determine a direction 
in which an increasingly active 
members of the MTV generation 
can aid their country. Barr said 
the agency will strive to break 
the apathy that sometimes causes 
young adults to sit back and let 
others set the agenda, and will 
encourage them to help create 
the ways in which the country 
will grow. 

Contributing writers were Ray 
Henderson and Rod Sherman. 




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Students, faculty oppose new residence 

Opposition grows to new residence 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



Opposition to the Clarion 
University's Board of Trustees 
decision to build a new 
presidential residence is growing 
with students and employees. 

An informal poll conducted by 
the Clarion Call asked, "At this 
time, do you agree with the 
Board of Trustees decision to 
build a new presidential 
residence at an estimated cost of 
$890,000?" All quotes are used 
with the understanding no one 
would be identified. The results 
were overwhelming. 

Of 126 students, 125 are 
against the plan. Of 53 
employees, 52 said they were 
against the plan at this time. 
One person declined to answer 
due to a lack of sufficient 
information on the subject. 

There was a general 
understanding of the need for the 
residence, but the re-occurring 
theme was that "now is just not 
the time." 

The trustees approved a motion 
made by Dana Still during it's 
Jan. 19 meeting to continue it's 
efforts to build a new 
presidential residence, although 
a provision was made that 
bidding and construction would 



not be undertaken this year. The 
measure was approved by a 5-1 
vote with student-trustee, Crystal 
Knorr, casting the only 
dissenting vote. 

The Board of Trustees usually 
consists of 11 members. Three 
members were not present for 
the vote. Trustees Lucille 
Tabler, Kenneth Gaudi and Fred 
Mcllhattan were absent. 
Currently two seats are vacant. 

Voting for the measure were 
Still, Dr. Syed Ali-Zaidi, Joseph 
Harvey, Raleigh Robertson and 
Paul Weaver. 

Students and employees both 
pointed out that current 
university President Diane 
Reinhard is satisfied with her 
current living arrangements. 

"I don't understand what they 
are thinking," said one 
employee, "we are cutting back 
on everything and these bozos 
want to build a house that we 
don't need right now." 

A student questioned at 
Carlson Library said, "The word 
trustee does not fit these people 
at all. Dr. Reinhard should be 
commended for her stand on 
this, but the question is, will the 
trustees listen?" 

"Who do they think we are? I 
can't afford this bullshit. They're 
talking about how we need this 
house and then turning around 




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and raising tuition and every 
other fee," said a student in the 
RACS lounge. 

"I understand that this is 
something that we need, but I 
question if now is the time to 
undertake such a project," said 
one professor in Becker Hall. 

"We can't afford another raise 
in tuition and that's what will pay 
for the house. Especially if 
[Governor] Casey keeps cutting 
our money," said a student in 
Gemmell Center. 

Petitions against the plan were 
mentioned by two separate 
students. Details were not given 
but one student said she hopes to 
get her petitions started this 
week. 

The Call attempted to contact 
all of the trustees who approved 
the measure for a response to the 
poll. Trustees Harvey and Still 
referred all questions to the 
university public relations 
department. Weaver did not 
return the paper's telephone call. 
Attempts to reach Ali-Zaidi were 
unsuccessful. 

Raleigh Robertson did agree to 
talk to the Call. In a Tuesday 
morning interview , he said, "We 
realize this is not the best time to 



build a president's house. But 
there never has been a good 
time, and we felt that if we don't 
keep the issue alive, there may 
never be one built. We are only 
trying to keep it alive." 

Trustee Kenneth Gaudi spoke 
with the Call Wednesday 
saying, the issue has to be 
evaluated. "There are critical 
needs [of the university] that 
need to be discussed, and we 
need to address those needs in 
order to keep the standards up." 

When asked for a response to 
the poll, Ron Wilshire, a 
university spokesman, said, "I 
can't respond for the individual 
members of the Council of 
Trustees, but I do feel that they 
will not be surprised by the 
response." 

Even with the trustees' 
approval, the measure must still ' 
be passed by the State System of 
Higher Education Board of 
Governors. 

The Call contacted Scott 
Shewell, a spokesman for SSHE, 
who said action on the 
presidential residence probably, 
would not be taken until April. 

If Clarion University forwards 
a request to SSHE for action on 



the issue, it could be discussed 
during the April meeting. 

If the university's request is not 
put on the agenda for the April 
meeting, it could next be 
dicussed at the SSHE's July 
meeting. 

Plans for the project were 
published in the Feb. 2 edition of 
the Clarion News. 

The plans call for a total living 
space of 4,885 square feet. 

A 1,283 square foot exterior 
deck is included in the plans. 
The deck would surround the 
upper floor of the residence. 

The history of trying to build a 
presidential residence goes back 
nearly 100 years. 

The idea was originally 
dicussed and passed on Jan. 8, 
1896. At that time $8,000 was 
voted to be spent on the 
presidential home, but the plan 
never materialized. 

The idea has been voted on 
several times since. 

One idea was to buy an 
existing house near the campus 
and renovate it. However, cost 
estimates for the cost of the 
house and the necessary 
renovations made that plan 
unfeasible and it was abandoned. 



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Two arrested in Nair I Medicaid restrictions eased 



The following is a brief synops^HrEJu^ 
conducted by Public Safety for the weeks of January 25 through 
January 31, 1993. * 



On Jan. 25 a theft of $169 was reported stolen from a wallet The 
wallet was turned in to Public Safety less the money. 

A brown leather jacket with two pairs of prescription glasses in the 
pockets was stolen from 345 Nair Hall on Jan. 25 at around 330 p m 
The jacket is a "Midway" leather jacket with four outside pockets- two 
slant and two pouch pockets with flaps on the front bottom of the 
jacket. The inside lining has a world map picture. The jacket is size 
medium and valued at $350. 



On Jan. 27 at around 9:30 ajn., a black canvas book bag was stolen 
from Tippm Gym while a student was playing basketball. The bag I 
contained four textbooks, a calculator and some papers. The value of 
the bag and its contents is estimated at $136. 

Sometime betweeen Dec. 13 and Dec. 16 an eight channel 
electrovoice entertainer amplifier/mixer was stolen from the Little 
Theater light control booth in Marwick/Boyd. The equipment is 
valued at $1,000. 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



One current Clarion University 
student and one former student 
were arrested in Nair Hall Jan. 
23 for possession of marijuana 
and possession with the intent to 
deliver marijuana. 

Robert J. Land, 19, a CUP 
student from Pittsburgh and 
Ryan A. Martin, a former CUP 
student from Dover, were 
arrested by Clarion University 
Police and arraigned before 
District Justice Daniel George of 
District Court 18-3-04 in New 
Bethlehem. 

Deadline May 1 



Public Safety officer Mark 
Humes called Clarion Borough 
Police to assist on a call 
reporting possible marijuana use 
in Nair Hall. While the officers 
were on the third floor, Land 
and Martin left a dorm room. 

Officers allege the smell of 
marijuana was coming from the 
room and then checked Land and 
Martin for weapons. 

Land allegedly was carrying 
three pipes containing the 
residue from smoked marijuana. 

A small wooden box allegedly 
containing a small amount of 
marijuana and a ceramic 
cigarette allegedly used to smoke 



the drug, along with rolling 
papers, two unidentified pills and 
$437 in cash was allegedly found 
in Martin's pockets. 

At Land's invitation, police 
searched the dorm room. 

Inside they allegedly found 
more marijuana, a small set of 
scales, cigarette rolling papers, 
two water pipes and a "Toki" 
tool allegedly used to clean 
marijuana. 

The total amount of marijuana 
allegedly found was about 48 
grams. 

Both charges are unclassified 
misdemeanors , further details 
were unavailible. 



At around 11:07 p.m. on Jan. 28, a student was cited for underage 
possession when beer was found in his room after a warrant was 
jserved on the individual for a separate incident 

On Jan. 28 at around 8:00 p.m., several students from the seventh 
floor of Campbell Hall had in their possession what is believed to be a 
small amount of marijuana. The incident is under investigation. 

Two students were eating pizza in the seventh floor lounge of 
Campbell Hall on Jan. 28 at around 11:15 p.m., when another student 
approached the male student and punched him in the face. A charge 
of disorderly conduct will be filed against the actor. 

On Jan. 29, at around 11:20 p.m., a student from the second floor of 
Nair Hall was cited for two counts of disorderly conduct and public 
drunkenness. The student pulled a fire alarm, damaged furniture and 
stripped paper from the walls. The case is pending. 

A fire alarm was pulled on the first floor of Campbell Hall at 
around 1 :52 a.m. on Jan. 30. 

On Jan. 31, two roomates from the seventh floor of Campbell Hall 
had several textbooks and $16 in cash stolen. The books taken were: 
American Policy, fourtli edition; a literature experience book by 
Kennedy; and Biology, a Network in Life. The incident is under 
investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Financial aid forms here 



by Ray Henderson 
Photography Editor 



Applications for financial aid 
for the 1993-1994 academic year 
are now available at the Office of 
Financial Aid in 104 Egbert 
Hall. The procedure for 
applying for the various forms of 
financial assistance is as follows. 

All students, whether or not 
they are residents of 
Pennsylvania, must complete a 
FAFSA (Free Application for 
Federal Student Aid), so that 
their need for financial 
assistance in the form of federal 
loans and grants may be 
established. All students who 
are residents of Pennsylvania 
must also complete a PHEAA 



(Pennsylvania Higher Education 
Assistance Agency) Aid 
Information Request form. 

In order to receive a federal 
loan, students must complete at 
least 32 new credits per 
academic year. In order to 
receive a federal grant, students 
must complete a minimum of 24 
new credits per academic year to 
qualify for aid during the fall 
semester. Credits earned for 
classes which have been taken 
previously but are being repeated 
will not be counted as new 
credits. 

Students may attend summer 
school classes to earn additional 
credits, but the possibilty exists 
that a student may not receive 
enough aid to entirely cover their 



expenses. Although this is only 
a possibility, students are 
nevertheless urged to take at 
least 16 new credits per semester 
and maintain satisfactory 
. academic status in order to 
satisfy the quota of 32 new 
credits per year. 

For all currently employed 
students, student employment 
applications for the fall semester 
will be sent to their respective 
campus supervisors in April. 
Applications for the summer 
sessions will be sent in March. 

Under the system, after a 
student has completed a total of 
64 credit hours, a cumulative 
quality point average of 2.0 must 
be maintained in order to 
continue receiving financial aid. 




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National 



Reigns loosened on states' 
Medicaid role 

At Monday's meeting of the 
governors in Washington D.C., 
President Clinton made an effort 
to cut medicaid red tape in order 
to help governors stretch health 
care dollars for the poor. 

Clinton said that these 
measures will make it easier to 
experiment with new ways to 
provide health care^ under 
medicaid. 

Clinton is also studying how to 
ensure that all children are 
immunized against childhood 
diseases. An estimated 40 
percent to 60 percent of children 
under the age of five are not 
sufficiently immunized. 

"We want to make sure we do 
everything we can to give 
America's kids a healthy start," 
said George Stephanopoulos, 
White House communication 
director. Added Clinton, " 
Governors have been screaming 
for relief from the cumbersome 
process by which the federal 
government has micromanaged 
.. .health care." 



Cellural phone radiation 
danger unclear 

Scientists admit while they still 
have much to learn about the 
long term effects of low-energy 
electromagnetic radiation, they 
saw no evidence indicating that 
cellular phones are dangerous. 

Dr. Stephan F. Cleary, a 
professor of Physiology and 
Biophysics at the medical 
college of Virginia, claims to 
have discovered in test tube 
experiments that when he 
exposed human brain tumor 
cells and normal human blood 
cells to only two hours of radio 
waves, the cells grew 30 percent 
faster than did unexposed cells. 

Other studies exist that have 
vindicated the safety of radio 
frequencies. Dr. W. Ross Adey, 
of the J.L. Pettis Memorial 
Veterans Affairs Medical Center 
in Loma Linda, California, found 
that when human cells growing 
in laboratory dishes were 
exposed to cellular phone 
frequencies, no abnormalities 
could be seen. 

"When it comes to cancer, 
people ascribe it to the first thing 
that pops into the mind," said 
Victor A. Levin, a professor of 
neuro-oncology, "but if this 
society can't control its smoking, 
how can it worry about 
something like car phones." 



State 



Masloff tells aides 
she will not run 

Pittsburgh Mayor Sophie 
Masloff informed close advisors 
yesterday that she will not seek 
re-election. 

Masloff said, "It was a difficult 
decision. I finally made a 
decision." Asked if she were at 
peace with herself, Masloff said, 
" Of course. I have to be." 

Masloff, 75, has filled the 
postion of Mayor since the death 
of Mayor Richard Caliguiri on 
May 6, 1988. 

Although she will not seek re- 
election, Masloff asserted that 
she has every intention of 
serving out her term. Heading 
the list of prospective mayoral 
candidates is Allegheny County 
Commisioner Tom Forester. 



First candidate declares for 
governor 

Six-term U.S. Rep. Tom Ridge 
(R-Erie) declared Monday his 
intention to run for governor in 
1994. 

Citing job creation as his top 
priority, Ridge made six 
campaign appearances across the 
state. 

"Pennsylvania must be a place 
that is friendly to those who 
want to work and to those who 
create jobs and opportunities for 
others. Pennsylvania can no 
longer afford to be a high tax, no 
growth state," Ridge said. 

Current governor Robert Casey 
is prohibited from running for a 
third term. A crowded field of 
both Democratic and Republican 
candidates is expected. 

Democratic hopefuls may 
include Lt. Gov. Mark Singel, 
who has not yet decided. 



Fire destroys Tyson plant 

Fire swept through a Tyson 
Foods, Inc. chicken processing 
plant in Cochranville on 
Monday. 

For nearly seven hours, 150 
firefighters battled the blaze. 
Althoug 450 people are 
employed at the plant, no 
injuries were sustained. The 
plants fate has yet to be decided. 

Franklin's money 
granted to schools 



Money left to the city of 
Philadelphia by Benjamin 
Franklin in 1790 will be used to 
train high school seniors in 
applied sciences and vocational 
areas. 

Franklin's original bequest of 
$4,000 has grown to 
approximately $2.26 million. 




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Women learn the ins and outs 
of corporate life long before they 
graduate from Susquehanna 
University. 

Every female freshman 
majoring in business receives 
the program that offers women 
the opportunity to learn skills 
and have contacts that the male 
students have access to, 
according to officials who 
designed the program. 

The program also teaches 
women how to use the social 
opportunities network. 



Higher enrollment expected 

The U.S. Department of 
Education estimates that 16.1 
million students will be enrolled 
in colleges and universities by 
2003, up from 14.2 million 
students in 1991. 

The projections are included in 
the department's Projection of 
Education Statistics to 2003, 
which includes estimates on 
elementary education, secondary 
and postsecondary education. It 
is the first report on educational 
statistics that reflects 1990 
census population estimates and 
projections. The findings 
include projections that high 
school graduates will number 2.5 
million for the next two years. 



Family sues for $8 million 

The family of a Florida State 
University student who died 
after diving into a trapeze safety 
n.t, used by the school's Flying 
High Circus, has accused the 
school of negligence and is 
seeking $8 million in damages. 

Stacey Lynne Stokes, 20, of 
Fort Myers, died Oct. 31 at a 
Tallassee hospital. According to 
police reports, Stokes, who was 
not a member of the circus, 
scaled two fences posted with no 
trespassing signs and climbed a 
platform before jumping into the 
net, which collapsed. 

The family is asking for $5 
million in damages for Stokes' 
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Perry Mason. The Case of the Reckless Romeo" (1992) 



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Movie: **Vi "The Rookie" (1990) Clint Eastwood. 'R' q 



20/20 q 



I'll Fly Away "State" q 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) q 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) q 



Hunter (Part 1 of 2) 



I'll Fly Away "State "q 



Sportscenter |NHL All-Star Friday (Live) 



Newsq 



News 



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Newsq 



Married. 



Newsq 



Golden Girls 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightline q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Dark Justice (In Stereo) 



Edition 



Dark Justice 



Arsenio Hall (In Stereo) q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Movie: ** "Memories of Me" (1988) Billy Crystal q 



Movie: *** "The Philadelphia Story" (1940, Comedy) 



What You Do 



Crazy Kids 



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L.A. Law 



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M.T. Moore [Van Dyke 



Movie: ** "Zombie High" (1987) R' 



S. Hodge 



Dragnet 



Movie: »»'/; "Eve of Destruction" (1990) 



* "A Sensuous Summer ' ' 



Hitchcock 



Movie: "Midnights Child" (1992, Horror) Olivia D'Abo 



Lucy Show | F-Troop 



Thirtysomething Legacy 



Fatal Ch. 



Get Smart 



Mysteries 



10 



11 



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4:00 



4:30 



(3 30) Movie: "2 of Kind 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



PBA Bowling | Wide World of Sports (LiveTa 



Movie: ** "The Experts" (1989) PG-13 



(3:00) NHL Hockey: All-Star Game (Live) 



College Basketball 



PGA Golf: Pebble Beach 



PGA Golf' Pebble Beach National Pro-Am. (Live) q 



(300) Movie: Uncommon" | American Gladiators 



(3:00) NHL Hockey: All-Star Game. (Live) q 



(3 00) Movie: "WarGames 



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Entertainment Tonight g 



Hee Haw Silver 



Untouchables "Murder Ink" 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! q |Wh. Fortune" 



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9:00 



Movie: »»V? "Wayne's World" (1992) 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



Great Television Moments: What We Watched q 



Boxing: Riddick Bowe vs. Michael Pokes 



Home [Nurses q 



Medicine Woman 



Medicine Woman 



Empty Nest | Mad- You 



Commish (In Stereo) q 



Sisters (In Stereo) q 



Country Music Celebration (In Stereo) q 



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Country Music Celebration (In Stereo) q 



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Movie: »»* "The Idolmaker' (1980) Ray Sharkey. 'PG 



(3 35) Movie: "Masters of Menace (1990) 



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Swamp [Beyond 



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Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Movie: **h "Telefon" (1977) Charles Bronson. PG 



Movie: »• "Drop Dead Fred" (1991) Phoebe Cates. q 



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Code 3 q 



Empty Nest 



Code 3 (R) q 



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Movie: •»'/; "Paper Lion" (1968. Comedy) Alan Alda. G 



Movie: ** " The Presidio' (1988) Sean Connery 



Auto Racing: IMSA 24 Hours of Daytona 



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Movie: »»* "Bite the Bullet' (1975) PG 



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Movie: *** "Bugsy" (1991 Drama) Warren Beatty (In Stereo) 'R' q 



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Lucy Show 



Confessions 



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Movie: *''; Tiger Claws" 



Movie: * "Velvet Dreams 



Dragnet 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



Moonlighting 



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Movie: *'/; Manneguin: On the Move (1991) 'PG' 



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(3:40) Movie: ***Vz "The Color Purple" (1985) 'PG-13 



NFL Pro Beach Challenge 



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Movie: "Blind Side" (1993) Rutger Hauer 



Movie: "Firestorm: 72 Hours in Oakland" (1993, Drama) 



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Movie: "Skylark" (1993, Drama) Glenn Close, q 



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Movie: "Skylark (1993, Drama) Glenn Close, q 



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Rowan A Martin's Laugh-In 25th Anniversary (In Stereo) 



Movie: •» "Loverboy" (1989) Patrick Dempsey. PG-13 



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Van Dyke 



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A. Hitchcock 



Ob/Gyn [Family 



News 



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Paid Prog. 



Newsq 



11:30 



12:00 



Comedy Hour: Richard Jeni 



Cheers q 



Night Court 



Roggin's 



Cur. Affair 



Star Search (in Stereo) 



Love Con. 



Paid Prog. 



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Baywatch q 



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Movie: •»'/; "Swing Shift" (1984) 'PG 



Sportscenter 



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Movie: *»•'/? "Apocalypse Now" (1979, Drama) Martin Sheen. 'R' | ""Hearts of Darkne ss-Apocalypse 7, 



Movie: ** "Red Blooded American Girl" 



Lucy Show 



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Paid Prog. 



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Cur. Affair I Edition 



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(3:00) Movie: 



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Cur. Affair 



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Two Dads 



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Movie: »*»'/; "The Pink Panther" (1964) Peter Sellers 



Motorcycle Racing 



Cartoon Express 



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Underdog | Yogi Bear 



Th'breds I Up Close 



American Gladiators 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Golden Girls 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! q 



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Life Stories 



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Movie: ** "The Inner Circle" (1991, Drama) Tom Hulce. PG-13' 5 



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Movie: *** The Honey Pot" (1967, Comedy) Rex Harrison 



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Movie: »» G etting Married (1978) Richard Thomas. [Supermarket I Shop^Drop 



What You Do 



Crazy Kids 



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Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (Live) 



College Basketball: Kansas State at Missouri. (Live) ISportscenter 



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Movie: "Getting Up and Going Home" (1992, Drama) 



Lucy Show | F-Troop 



Thirtysomething 



Into-Sun' 



Get Smart 



Mysteries 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



4:00 



4:30 



(330) Movie: "Police 5 



Design. W. [ Cheers q 



Cur. Affair I Edition 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Goof Troop 



People Ct. 



(2:00) Movie: 



Final Four 



Ten of Us 



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Tom, Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



5:00 



Shaketpeare 



Newsq 



Cheers q 



Design. W. 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



Movie: *»% Death on the Nile" (1978, My 



7:00 



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Movie: **ft "Waynes tVortd"(1992) 



Furl House q [Mr. Cooper 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



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Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Dream Lg. 



Two Dads 



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(3:10) Movie: »* "Dutch" q 



Motorcycle Racing 



Cartoon Express 



NBA Today I Up Close 



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Movie: »•» "Heart Like a Wheel" (1983) Bonnie Bedelia. 



Sportscenter [College Basketball: Indiana at Penn State 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



(330) Movie: *** "Action in the North Atlantic" (1943) 



Movie: "The Boy From Oklahoma" (1954) |»*» "The Best of the Martial Arts Films 



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Movie: *+ Warm Hearts, Cold Feet" (1987, Comedy) 



Movie: "There Must Be a Pony" (1986) 



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Key West (In Stereo) q 



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Hunter "The Kill Zone" 



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11:00 



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Movie: ** ■lower Level "(1991) R' 



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Movie: **+* "The Apartment" (i960, Comedy) Jack Lemmon. 



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Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (Live) 



College Basketball Georgia at Florida. (Live) 



Golden Girls | Nightline q 



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Movie: "Payday "(1973) R 



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(3:00) Movie: "7/me After 



Design. W. Cheers g 



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5:00 



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The Clarion Call - 2-4-93- Page 9 




UAB: The best bargain in town 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Writer 



Have you ever wondered just 
who gets that student activity fee 
you pay each semester? Better 
yet, have you ever wondered 
why you pay $69 each semester? 
The answer is quite simple — to 
give the students of Clarion 
University a better deal. 

The student activity fee is 
administered by the Clarion 



these activities free when I 
already paid for them?" 
According to the University 
Activities Board (UAB) Director 
of Special Activities Programs, 
Diana Anderson, "The students 
are getting the better bargain." 

The activity fee is distributed 
throughout all the CSA 
organizations. Included in the 
budget is the UAB, which is 
allocated $100,000. This comes 



"The Students are getting 
the better bargain. " 

-Diana Anderson, UAB Director 



Students Association (CSA), 
which is a student organization 
approved by the Council of 
Trustees. This fee covers all 
athletic, social, musical, theater 
and recreational activities. As a 
result, students who paid this fee 
are admitted to these activities 
for free. 

But some of you are probably 
asking, "How is it that I get into 



from only $3.80 out of the $69 
that you pay each semester. 

The UAB is a student 
organization which provides a 
wide range of activities and 
programs for the student body. 
With 93 events scheduled for the 
1992-93 school year, the 
students are really getting the 
better bargain for the price they 
pay. Such activities are weekly, 



such as CABS and Bedrock 
Cafe, while other programs 
(including guest speakers, 
comedians and bands) are 
scheduled providing students 
interest. 

Each committee on the UAB 
schedules an event, whether the 
Pittsburgh Ballet, a big-name 
band or a guest speaker. To go 
see that same person or group 
anywhere else would definitely 
cost well over the $3.80 you pay 
each semester for the UAB. 

For example, if you wish to 
go see the Pittsburgh Ballet next 
month, all you need is your valid 
ID to obtain a ticket. That same 
ticket would usually cost 
somewhere around $20 in 
Pittsburgh. There is no doubt 
which one is the better bargain. 

The student activity fee 
depends on graduate and 
undergraduate credits for that 
semester. An undergraduate 
pays either $17, $35 or $69. A 
graduate-pays either $17 or $35. 
During the summer, all students 
pay $10. Student teachers and 
internship students practicing 
outside 50 miles of Clarion only 



Activities Fee Breakdown 




I Athletics $296,148 
Other $246,721 



I Gen. Adm. $117,000 
El UAB $100,000 



pay half of the fee per semester. 

In order to learn more about 
the UAB, Diana Anderson 
strongly advises to "get 
involved." She believes that 
"students should take time to 
learn outside the classroom by 
participating in a student 



organization." 

If you are not interested in 
joining, then at least take 
advantage of the programs the 
UAB and the other organizations 
provided for you by going to see 
them. 



Groundhog Update: The Punxsutawney Adventure 



by Joey Payne 
Contributing Writer 



Punxsutawney is my home. 
So, when Groundhog Day rolls 
around each year, I jump at any 
chance to go. This year I was a 
tour guide for a group from TV5 
(Hot Trax) who wanted the 
prestige of filming on location at 
the now world famous 
Groundhog Day. They got more 
than they bargained for. 

8:30 p.m. Feb. 1. We left 
Clarion with more bags of extra 
clothes than the Salvation Army 
and with all of our equipment. 
We were psyched. 

9:30 p.m. We arrived in 
Punxsy and began to search for 
signs of food. They refused to 
go to Punxsy Phil's Cakes and 
Steaks. No groundhog burgers 
for us. 

10:30 p.m. The crew shot an 
introduction in the Groundhog 
Plaza parking lot, and then we 
explored the groundhog bakery 
items (cakes, cookies, cupcakes) 
at County Market. There were 




Faithful followers of Phil brave 



Joey Payne/Clarion Call 
cold weather for a glimpse. 



groundhogs everywhere. 

11:00 p.m. Time out at my 
sister's house to warm up and 
wait. 

2:00 a.m. Feb. 2. We begin 
to layer on the clothing. The 
weather reports claim we iiave 
six degree weather. We simply 
chose to ignore the windchill 
factor. 

3:00 a.m. We arrive at 
Gobbler's Knob — the home of 
Punxsutawney Phil (Well, at 
least when he's not in the Punxsy 
Library). We do a few takes for 
Hot Trax, I snag a few 
interviews and photos and then 
we sit by the bonfire and wait. 
Waiting is almost the best part. 
Everyone else is freezing and 
bored, too, so you begin to talk 
to total strangers. I met people 
from Pennsylvania, Indiana, 
Ohio, New York and even one 
couple from New Orleans. 

5:00 a.m. We move 
reluctantly away from the fire to 
take our places by the stump Phil 
comes out of. The media roves 



the crowd for interviews. 

6:00 a.m. Two men from the 
Inner Circle, the keepers of the 
Groundhog, come out to give us 
time checks (that depress us) and 
temperature checks (that make 
us even colder). It was negative 
six degrees. I wasn't even sure if 
my camera would work. 

7:20 a.m. Finally! The 
whole Inner Circle arrives and 
begins to recite the 107 year-old 
tradition to wake up the 
groundhog. They reach down 
inside the stump to pull him out 
and. . . 

(Murphy's Law! My camera 
freezes up and I can't take any 
pictures! ! I waited for four and 
a half hours in sub-zero 
temperatures and. . .) 

Phil declares that he does see 
his shadow! Six more weeks of 
winter weather! The crowd 
roars! 

I knew it. I saw the shadow 
of frostbite on my fingers first. 



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Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 2-4-93 

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by Chuck Shepherd 



-In July, three trained dolphins 
escaped from their performing 
pen at an exclusive resort in Key 
Largo, Florida, and swam away. 
They were found several days 
later in a lagoon by a golf course 
on Key Biscayne, Florida, 
where, on their own, they 
showed up at 10 a.m., 2 p.m. and 
4 p.m. (the same times as the 
Key Largo shows) and 
performed tricks, apparently 
hoping to be fed. 

-The Akron (Ohio) Beacon 
Journal reported in November 
that Michele Straka was released 
from a local alcohol treatment 
center, thus becoming what is 
believed to be the nation's 



youngest such graduate. 
Michele, 11, told a reporter, "I 
was into some pretty heavy 
stuff." 

-In October, Switzerland 
apologized to Liechtenstein for 
its army's invasion of the 
country a few days earlier. 
Swiss army recruits on 
maneuvers asked a resident near 
the town of Triesenberg if they 
could set up an observation post 
in her garage, but later 
discovered that Triesenberg is 
just outside Swiss territory. The 
woman alerted local police, who 
asked the soldiers to move on. 

-In Omaha, Lela Schaecher 
gave birth to a girl on November 
20, the same day on which her 
twin sister, Lisa, also gave birth 



to a girl. Lisa has the same last 
name as Lela because both 
women married men named 
Schaecher, who are first cousins. 

-Joseph W. Charles, 82, retired 
in October from his "job" as the 
Waving Man in Berkeley, 
California. He stationed himself 
in his front yard daily, during 
morning rush hour, for the last 
30 years and waved to motorists. 

-The Legal Aid Society of 
Santa Clara County, California, 
charged in October mat the man 
.who has portrayed Koo-Koo the 
Klown ("Kiddies Favorite 
Entertainer") at birthday parties 
in the area for nearly 30 years 
routinely violates state law at the 
apartment complex he owns by 
not renting to tenants with 



children. 

-Pacific News Service reported 
in June that female temperance 
patrols in India's northeast state 
of Manipur have been successful 
in curtailing males' drinking 
problems, which, they say, lead 
to wife-beating and 
unemployment. The patrols 
destroy local stills and then 
capture men who are drinking, 
tie them naked to a donkey and 
parade them through the villages 
where they are encouraged to 
promise never to drink again. 
The patrol now has 30,000 
female members. 

-University of California at 
Berkeley 



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psychologist" Clare Cooper 
Marcus recently started a 
counseling service for people 
having difficult relationships 
with their houses. For $100, she 
will spend an hour conducting 
role-playing sessions between 
client and his or her house. Dr. 
Marcus says that having the 
client voice anxieties to the 



house, and having the house 
respond, usually begins relieving 
the client's stress within the first 
hour. 

-In December near Mineral 
Wells, Texas, three men who 
were attempting to steal copper 
wire off live electrical lines for 
resale were electrocuted. Copper 
wiring is a valuable scrap metal 
in Texas but is usually stolen 
from electric cables that are not 
being used. 

-Last winter, Fort Worth, 
Texas, police stopped a car that 
had been the subject of reports 
that a bound and gagged blond 
woman had been spotted in the 
passenger seal. After deputy 
sheriff David McPherson 
stopped the car, he found that the 
"woman" was a blow-up doll 
and that the driver had been 
engaged in a "joke." The man 
was released after being scolded. 

-(c) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Bryson Quintet brings unique jazz style 

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by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 

What do you get when you 
combine jazz, Latin, Caribbean, 
Brazilian and American pop 
sounds? You get the seductive 
sounds of Jeanie Bryson and her 
jazz quintet. On Tuesday, 
February 9 she will be giving a 
show in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose room at 8:00 p.m. 

Her mosaic of musical styles is 
sure to satisfy fans of all types of 
music. Bryson is the daughter of 
song writer/pianist Connie 
Bryson and Jazz legend Dizzie 
Gillespie. In addition to her 
musical genes, her influences 



come from just about 
everywhere. She grew up 
listening to classical, Brazilian 
and pop. She even sang for a Top 
40 cover band before developing 
her own unique jazz style. 

Bryson is a New York City 
native and a graduate of Rutgers 
University with a degree in 
Anthropology. She also studied 
Ethnomusicology which further 
developed her understanding of 
music from different cultures. 
She combines these culturally 
diverse influences into her own 
unmistakable and hypnotic 
singing style. 

Jeanie Bryson has performed 
in several clubs in the New York 



City area including The Blue 
Note, Fat Tuesday's and Indigo 
Blues, in addition to a number of 
larger jazz festivals all over the 
country. Recently, she received 
world-wide attention at the 
Warsaw Jazz Festival and 
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The Clarion Call - 2-4-93- Page 11 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



Have you ever noticed how 
few women pursue degrees in 
science and math related fields? 
Why is this? The American 
Association of University 
Women (AAUW) will be hosting 
a forum to discuss this and other 
related questions. 

The forum will be held in 
Gemmell 's Multi-Purpose room 
on Saturday, February 6 at 1 p.m. 
A video, entitled "Shortchanging 
Girls, Shortchanging America" 
will be shown. This video is the 
result of a study done in 1991 on 
the relationship between gender 
bias and self-esteem of girls in 
grades K-12. 

After the presentation of the 
video, teachers, administrators 
and students will relate their 
experiences of gender-bias in the 
classroom, along with why so 
many females have a decline in 
self-esteem during the early 



years of schooling. Other topics 
that are part of the forum include 
why girls seem to be tracked 
away from math and science and 
what changes can be made to 
correct this problem. "Ideal 
curriculums" will be discussed, 
as well as changes that could be 
coming to local schools. 

"This is an attempt to let 
teachers and the public do 
something positive for the self- 
esteem of girls in towns all over 
the country," said Ann L. Day, a 
member of the AAUW in 
Clarion. 

The AAUW is a national 
organization that dedicates itself 
to the support of education of 
women all over the country. 
The AAUW feels that there 
needs to be more encouragement 
of young girls to pursue careers 
in science and math. With the 
forum people will be made 
aware of the problem, and there 
will be action. 




In Tuesday nights Battle of the Bands the audience was treated to bands' s^h af '^ ^ 
Nightshift (above), who won third place in the show. The winner of the contest was Mike 
Copen and 52nd Street. The Second place prize was won by Komotion. The event was 
sponsored by UAB and was hosted by nationally acclaimed comedian Robbie Printz. 

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CARLSON LIBRARY: 

CHECK IT OUT! 




The major goal in 
establishing this feature is to 
increase communication and 
cooperation among Carlson 
Library and Clarion University 
students and faculty. Our library 
is a valuable resource intended to 
support our intellectual and 
personal growth during the time 
we spend at Clarion University. 
As members of the Clarion 
University community, we owe it 
to ourselves to take advantage of 
all that our library has to offer us 
and to give our input to support 
and improve our library. I 
believe "Check it Out" is a step 
in the right direction. I hope the 
information presented in this 
feature will enhance our library's 
ability to serve us by making us 
more aware of what Carlson 
Library has to offer. 

Regular items to look forward 
to in the future include: "Up 
Close and Personal" segments 
focusing on individual 
departments of Carlson Library, 
their personnel and the services 
they offer; "Did You Know?" 
notes on Carlson Library 
miscellanea; library trivia; lists 
of new books and other library 
materials; and reviews of books 
and audiovisual materials 
available in Carlson. Stories 
covering general Carlson Library 
news are also being planned. If 
you have suggestions about the 



content of this feature or if you 
would like to contribute a 
Carlson book review or other 
news piece, please contact 
Cheryl Bower c/o Department of 
Library Science. 

Special thanks and 
recognition go to Marcia 
Alexander, December, 1992 
graduate, who suggested the idea 
of a Carlson Library feature. 

Here is a brief list of some of 
the newest titles in the library 
that now reside in the new book 
section: 

Life and Fate of the Ancient 
Library of Alexandria - Mostafa 
El Abbadi. 

Brain Sex: the Real Difference 
Between Men and Women - 
Anne Moir. 

Multiculturalism in the United 
States - Buenker and Ratner. 

Microcomputers in Business 
and Society - Stan Schatt. 

In Social Relationships - Alan 
Radley. 



Carlson Book Review: 

Eve's Tattoo 
by Emily Prager ** 

A haunting photograph of an 
Auschwitz victim in Nazi 
Germany along with mid-life 
apprehension propel Eve, the 
protagonist of this thought- 
provoking novel to visit Big 
Dan's Tattoo Parlor. With her 
forearm still swollen with the 
freshly inked "500123" Eve's 
familiar but unrewarding 
existence begins to crumble. 

We get to listen in on the tales 
that Eve weaves to her friends 
and acquaintances about this 
prisoner whom she calls Eva. 
Their reactions hit home as we, 
the readers, may see glimpses of 
ourselves. There is also a large 
injection of humor in this work. 

Compiled by : Cheryl Bower 
Review by: Marcia Alexander 



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breed rigidity and power-Just. Even the youth gangs are by for the most well organized, 
military and territorially ambitious of any In the country. A comparison of fascism and Los 
Angeles, in fact, reveals some disturbing correspondences. No doubt a failed and 
embittered screenwriter sits somwhere in Venice Beach and fantasizes about conquering 
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Riefenstahlian public events 

the 1936 Olympics 

book burning 

oppressive uniformity 

personality cults 

single-minded pursuit of power 

physical fitness 

propaganda 

partnership with Japan 

Prussia 

Wagner 

cultural insecurity vis-d-vis Paris 

maniacal obsession with Lebensraum 

the Axis powers 

Arnold Schwarzenegger's father 



LA. 

plastic surgery 

the Rose Bowl parade 

the 1984 Olympics 

no books 

the. weather 

Creative Artists Agency 

Creative Artists Agency 

physical fitness 

publicists 

Sony, Matsushita 

Orange County 

John Williams 

cultural insecurity vis-d-vis New York 

maniacal obsession with living room 

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The Clarion Call - 2-4-93 - Page 13 





THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 





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WEEKLY OVERVIEW 

Be conservative! Sun and Mercury in 
close aspect to Saturn is not a time for 
taking risks that could endanger 
economic stability or career and 
business ties. Love planet Venusmoves 
into Aries. Actively seek love and you 
will find it. Best Luck days: Tues-VVed- 
Thurs. For Love: Monday and Friday. 



THIS WEEK FOR ALL SIGNS 

ARIES March 21-April 20 

Fun and romance should be on the 
agenda. Don t keep your talent a secret. 
TAURUS April 21- May 21 

Take credit for what you've accom- 
plished. You are better than you think! 
GEMINI May 22 June 21 

Time is right for having a party and 
extending your arcle of friends. 
CANCER June 22 -July 23 

Close career relationships mav take on 
deeper meanings with little effort. 
LEO July 24 • August 23 

Good period for all involved in export, 
travel or with business in distant places. 
VIRGO August 24 • Sept 23 

A secret wish with someone close may 
be gran ted. Those emotionally involved 
may take a risk that can be costly 
LIBRA. Sept24-Oct23 

Whether entertaining, roma nang or cre- 
ating, harmonious Venus is supportive. 
SCORPIO Oct24-Nov22 

Reassess your image! New Venus 
position brings benefits wheTe needed 
SAGITTARIUS Nov23-Dec2l 

Enjoyable time for all with possibility of 
a new love affair for romantics. 

CAPRICORN. Dec 22-Jan 20 

Affectionate responses for Goats 
planning candlelight dinner activities. 
AQUARIUS Jan2l-Feb19 

Keeping lines of communication open 
with those in nearby places bring 
benefits. 

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27 Uterus 

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34 February Uth 

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38 Memorandum 

39 Mockery 

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43 Vegas machine 

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45 The Friendly Ghost 

48 Aroma 

49 Conjunction 
52 February 15th 

55 Met's home 

56 Author Zola 

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CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. Feb. 4 

Sorority Formal Rush 
parties (Pierce) 8 p.m. 
UAB Movie 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Sun. Feb. 7 

Sorority Rush Day 
UAB Movie 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Fri. Feb. 5 

- Sorority Formal Rush 
parties (PS) 5:30 p.m. 

- Bedrock Cafe 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Wed. Feb. 10 

UCM Lecture Series 
(252 Gem) noon 
PIAA Mtg. 
(203-204 Tp) 
7:30 - 8:30 p.m. 



Mon. Feb. 8 

W. BB at St Vincent 
Student Senate mtg. 
(248 Gem) 7 p.m. 
Koinonia Leadership 
Speaker's Bureau 
(Chap) 8 p.m. 



Sat. Feb. 6 

Sorority Formal Rush 
parties (PS) 1 p.m. 
UAB CAB's Dance 
(Gem M-P) 10 p.m. 



Thurs. Feb. 11 

Faculty Recital: 
Vahe Berberian, cello 
(Aud)8:15p.m 



Tues. Feb. 9 

Wrestling at Kent St 

Athletic Timeout 

Luncheon 

"The Jeanie Bryson 

Jazz Quintet" 

(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



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FAMOUS LEADERS 



Barbara Charlene Jordan, 

born in 1936 in Houston Texas, 
strived to achieve the approval 
and respect of the American 
people. She went on to graduate 
magna cum laude from Texas 
Southern University. She then 
returned to Houston to practice 
law. 

She won election to State 
Senate in 1%6, the first black 
woman to do so from the state of 
Texas. In 1968, she was re- 
elected to a four year term. In 
1972, Jordan won election to the 
II. S. House of Representatives, 
and became the first black 
congresswoman from the deep 
south. She was later appointed 
to the House Judiciary 
Committee, which was a major 
force in the Watergate scandal. 
She soon became a sought-after 
speaker for the Democratic Party 
and many groups. 

In her role as lawmaker, Jordan 
worked for increased school aid, 
expanded voting rights, subsidies 



to urban mass transit and grants 
to metropolitan police 
departments. 

Jordan was the kind of leader 
that focused on "bread and 
butter" issues of everyday living. 
After leaving congress, Jordan 
turned her dedication to teaching 
at the University of Texas. 

Benjamin Banneker was a 
self-taught mathematician, 
outstanding astronomer, author 
of almanacs, surveyor, 
humanitarian and inventor. 

During the revolutionary war 
period, Banneker was introduced 
to the science of astronomy, 
which he rapidly mastered. His 
aptitude in mathematics and 
knowledge of astronomy enabled 
him to predict the solar eclipse 
that took place on April 14, 
1789. Soon afterward, he 
published an almanac that was 
widely read and became the 
main reference for farmers in the 
mid-atlantic states. This 
almanac was the first scientific 



book written by a black 
American. 

Banneker's major reputation 
stemmed from his service as a 
surveyor on the six-man team 
which helped design the 
blueprints for Washington, D.C. 
President Washington had 
appointed Banneker, making him 
the first black presidential 
appointee in the United States. 
Washington, D.C. was completed 
and stands today as a monument 
to Banneker's genius. 

In a twelve-page letter to 
Thomas Jefferson, he refuted the 
statement that "Blacks were 
inferior to Whites." Jefferson 
then changed his position. 
Banneker's concern for the 
plight of blacks was great and 
he was living proof that "the 
strength of mind is in no way 
connected with the color of the 
skin." 

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Library adds new index 



The Clarion Call - 2-4-93 - Page 15 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



With the completion of 
Gemmell Student Complex and 
the revamping of downtown 
businesses comes a new age 
technological advance for 
Carlson Library. 

Clarion University recently 
added the InfoTrac System to its 
already available services. It is a 
database that allows patrons to 
search for information that is 
stored on a compact disc. 

This information consists of 
any and all aspects of the 
business world from more than 
three years of issues of over 700 
business, management and trade 
journals. 

Coverage includes the past 
year of The Wall Street Journal 
and the financial section of The 
New York Times, plus citations 
from business related articles 
from over 3,000 general, legal 
and computer journals. 

"Most patrons do not require 
instruction in the use of the 
InfoTrac System," said Gerard 
McCabe, Director of Libraries 
for Clarion University. 
"InfoTrac provides us with a 
system to search for timely 
information in a wide range of 
periodicals quickly and 
thoroughly." 

CurrenUy, Carlson Library has 
one InfoTrac terminal, with a 
second expected to be added in 
the near future. The new 
reference system, conceived and 
developed by Information 
Access Company of Foster City, 
California, is always up to date 
because a new database with 
indexing of the latest issues is 
delivered monthly. 

In addition to its many 
advantages, InfoTrac allows 
users to search keywords and 
natural language phrases, 
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Clarion fi nishes fourth at PSAC's, crowns a champ 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



These are the facts. 
The Golden Eagle wrestling 
team has been plagued by 
injuries ail year. Five Clarion 
finalists from the 1992 PSAC's 
have departed. Most of the cur- 
rent Golden Eagle wrestlers are 
underclassmen. 

These are the facts, and they 
are undisputed. 

These facts made it seem as if 
Clarion need not show up for the 
50th Annual PSAC Wrestling 
Championships held at 
California University on 
Saturday. Unfortunately for the 
rest of the conference, Clarion 
did show, and in the fashion that 
the PSAC has come to expect. 
The Eagles impressively finished 
the day with a fourth place fin- 
ish, seven different placewinners 
and one crowned champion. 

The Lock Haven Bald Eagles 
placed first in the tournament 
with 129 team points. The Bald 
Eagle wrestling team improved 
over its 1992 second place finish 
at the PSAC's. They were the 
pre-tournament favorites this 
year. 

Edinboro finished a close sec- 
ond with 121 and Bloomsburg 
was third with 108. Clarion 
rounded out the top four with 
103.5 points, ahead of 
Millersville, Cal, The Rock, East 
Stroudsburg, Shippensburg, 
Kutztown and Mansfield. 

The Golden Eagles accom- 
plished their goal of a top five 



.Payne. 

Payne, the #3 seed at the tour- 
ney and only a sophomore, was 
3-0 to earn his first PSAC crown. 
He opened the tourney by pin- 
ning Mike Egan of East 
Stroudsburg before decisioning 
Lock Haven's Ron Coffell, 4-3. 
Coffell was the tourney's #2 seed 
at 177. Payne copped the title 
with a forfeit win over Ken 
Bauer of Edinboro in the finals. 
Bauer sustained a knee injury in 
his semi-final match. He 
improved his season record to 
25-5 and now has a career mark 
of 34-18. A red-shirt last year, 
Payne was 9-13 his freshman 
season. 

Before the tournament started, 
someone must have forgot to tell 
126-pound junior Kyle Wolfe 
that he wasn't even seeded. 
Wolfe showcased some tremen- 
dous tournament wrestling, 
knocking off the #1 and #4 seeds 
before falling in the finals. After 
a first round bye, Wolfe deci- 
sioned the #1 seed, Shawn 
Husick of Lock Haven, 8-6, and 
the #4 seed, Matt Whitmer of 
Edinboro, 13-9, before being 
pinned by the #3 seeded Scott 
Kindig of Millersville. Wolfe 
finished second this year after 
finishing fifth the previous two 
years. 

Red-shirt sophomore Moss 
Grays also finished second, at 
150-pounds. Grays was seeded 
#1 at that weight but has missed 
most of the season due to injury, 
and this was his first match in 



placing at the PSAC's and left quite awhile. The 1991 150- 

"... the biggest part of our 
season is still ahead of us. " 

-Jack Davis 



first year head coach Jack Davis 
"encouraged with the team's 
overall performance." 

"We have a very young team 
overall," said Davis. "Our mis- 
sion thus far has been patience, 
hard work and a focus on teach- 
ing techniques." 

Clarion finished the day with 
seven placewinners. One of the 
placewinners included the 177- 
pound PSAC champion Dan 



pound PSAC champion returned 
in style, placing second this time 
around. First, Grays registered a 
9-1 major decision over Adam 
Stanton of Shippensburg. After 
he gained a 4-2 overtime deci- 
sion over Lock Haven's Pete 
Ventresca, Grays fell to the 1992 
Division I All-American Tom 
Shifflet of Edinboro, 6-2, in the 
finals. Grays moved his season 
mark to 5-3 and career mark to 




No bowing out: Somebody 
rebuilding this season. The 

29-15-4. 

Rob Sintobin was Clarion's 
final runner-up at the heavy- 
weight position. He recorded 
two pins, over East 
Stroudsburg's Marc Scotti and 
Lock Haven's Joe Eaton. He lost 
in the finals to Bloomsburg's 
Brian Keck, 6-4, in overtime. 
Sintobin's season record was 
moved to 12-7, and he now has 
a career record of 37-34. He 
placed third at the PSAC's, at 
190-pounds, last year. 

Senior Luke Shocklee also 
placed in the tournament, third at 
118-pounds. He posted a 5-1 
tourney record, and his only loss 
came to the eventual 118-pound 
champion, Lewis Roselli of 
Edinboro. He pounded out four 
straight wins to capture the third 
place honor. He opened with a 
12-2 major decision over The 
Rock's Jon Frye before losing to 
Rosalli. After the loss, he 



Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
forgot to tell the Golden Eagle wrestling team that they are 
youthful squad pulled out a 4th place 1993 PSAC finish. 



defeated Kutztown's Pat 
Mathouse, 6-2, East 
Stroudsburg's Chris Madigan, 
15-5, nationally rated Kevin 
Kinane of Cal, 8-4, and Frye 
again, 13-7. His season record is 
14-5 and he has a career record 
of 42-29-1. 

Dave Thomas posted a quality 
third place finish as a freshman 
at 142-pounds. He opened with 
a 4-2 decision over the #3 seeded 
Barry Anderson of Edinboro, 
lost to the #2 seeded Tom Barley 
of Millersville, 2-1, then 
bounced back for a forfeit win 
and a 10-0 major decision over 
Bloomsburg's Dave Persing for 
third place. Thomas' season 
record is 14-7. 

Sophomore Paul Antonio was 
2-2 in the tourney and posted a 
fifth place finish at 158-pounds. 

Junior Chris Shaw attempted a 
comeback at 177-pounds after 
being out with a knee injury for 



most of the season but re-injured 
his knee in his first match and 
was unable to wresUe at 100 per- 
cent. Nick Pendolino and Joel 
Gilbert also participated in the 
PSAC's for the Eagles. 

The Golden Eagles posted an 
overall tournament record of 21- 
13. 

Despite Clarion's youth and 
injuries, the Golden Eagle 
wrestlers continue to wrestle 
with a hard-nose attitude. That 
is enough to make Jack Davis 
optimistic about the future. 
"Individually, our wrestlers have 
definitely improved, but the 
biggest part of our season is still 
in front of us, and we need to 
continue with the work that 
brought us that improvement," 
said Davis. 

The Golden Eagle wrestlers 
will see action Friday night as 
they host Army at Tippin 
Gymnasium. 



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Jones named "Player of Week" again 

Golden Eagles win two more conference games 



by Jon Q. Sitter 
Sports Editor 



Clarion University's women 
hoopsters have been attacked 
from every angle and in just 
about every gym so far this sea- 
son. Despite being the team that 
everyone else is keying on, the 
Golden Eagles continue to pull 
out tough road and conference 
victories week after week. 

Clarion defeated both Lock 
Haven and Shippensburg in 
tough contests this past week to 
improve their PS AC- West mark 
to 4-0, giving them the only 
undefeated division record in the 
Pennsylvania State Athletic 
Conference through Tuesday. 

CUP won their third straight 
conference game on Jan. 27 by 
defeating Lock Haven 77-64. 

The Golden Eagles looked 
anything but golden to start their 
conference match-up against the 
host Bald Eagles. Lock Haven 
jumped out to a 36-28 half time 
advantage and made it 39-28 to 
begin the second half before the 
Eagles came flying back. 

Guard Pam Mountsier keyed a 
second half comeback with two 
three-pointers to close the gap to 
54-52. After a Carlita Jones lay- 
up knotted the score at 54-54, 
Mountsier again struck from 
downtown to give the Golden 
Eagles a lead that would never 
be surpassed. 

The Golden Eagles shot only 
26 percent overall in the first 
half (3-20 from three-point land) 
to fall behind by 1 1 to begin the 
second half. A second half 
shooting percentage of 62 per- 
cent (8-16 from tri-fector vil- 
lage) and a stingy defense down 
the stretch gave the Eagles a nice 
comeback victory, their third in 
the conference. 

The Eagles out-rebounded the 
hosts 46-34 for the game. 

Shannon Coakley paced 
Clarion with 18 points, four 
three-pointers. Mona Gaffney 
poured in 12 points and grabbed 
eight rebounds in only 13 min- 
utes for the Eagles. Pam 
Mountsier hit four three's in five 
attempts for 12 more points. 
Jones grabbed 10 caroms and 
had four steals and four blocks to 
go along with 10 points from 
inside the paint. Leatha Dudeck 
had nine rebounds to compli- 
ment her four steals. Point 
guards Melissa Barnette and 
Amy Migyanka combined for 
nine assists. 

Holly Kozlowski led Lock 




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Not only offense: Clarion's Pam Mountsier (13) and Amy Migyanka (25) demonstrate the 
intense Eagle defense that sometimes gets overshadowed by the fast-breaking "0." 



Haven with 17 points. The Bald 
Eagles fell to 10-6 overall, 1-3 in 
the PSAC-West. 

On Saturday night, the Eagles 
survived a 35 point performance 
from Shippensburg's Kristin 
O'Hara to edge the hosts, 95-85, 
for their fourth conference victo- 
ry in as many games. 

Clarion jumped out to an early 
47-30 halftime grip but could not 
sink the Shipp. CUP saw the 
Red Raiders slice a 69-49 lead to 
80-78. O'Hara scored 13 of her 
game high effort during that 29- 
1 1 run. But the freshman point 
guard Migyanka stopped the 
host's run by hitting two key free 
throws before Jones added a 



jumper and Amy Coon a three- 
pointer to seal what would be a 
10 point triumph. 

CUP held off a pesky Shipp 
comeback in the second half. 
The Raiders shot only 38 percent 
in the first half but burnt up the 
nets in the second half with 20- 
39 shooting (51%) to outscore 
CUP, 55-48. Clarion held on to 
their huge early lead to get the 
win. 

Head coach Margeret "Gie" 
Parsons said mat Clarion didn't 
play poorly in the second half, 
Shippensburg just played better. 

Gaffney continued her torrid 
play with 20 points and six 
rebounds in only 15 minutes of 



PT, Jones added to Clarion's 
tremendous inside play with 18 
points and 14 boards. The two 
combined to shoot 18-24 from 
the field. Coakley poured in 19 
points, grabbed nine rebounds 
and contributed six assists and 
four steals. Migyanka scored 1 1 
points in only 16 minutes. 
Dudeck added six assists. 

The Shipp victory set the 
Eagles at 12-4 overall, 4-0 in the 
PSAC-West. They stand alone 
as the only undefeated team in 
the PSAC. In the West, CUP is 
above Edinboro (3-1), Cal (3-2), 
IUP (2-2), Shipp (1-3), Lock 
Haven (1-3) and Slippery Rock 
(1-4). The Eagles also lead the 



division in scoring, averaging 90 
points per contest. West Chester 
leads the PSAC-East at 4-1. 

Jones ranks 10th in the PSAC 
in scoring, averaging 17.7 points 
per game, second in rebounding, 
averaging 11.1 boards a game 
and sixth in field goal percent- 
age. For her efforts in the week 
ending on Jan. 30, Jones was 
honored for the second time this 
season as the PSAC-West 
"Player of the Week." She 
excelled during the week of Jan. 
24-30, in which the Eagles were 
3-0, averaging 15.7 points and 
pulling down 13.3 rebounds a 
game. She shot 71 percent and 
recorded six blocks. 

Mountsier leads the PSAC in 
three-point field goal percentage 
at a 40.5 percent mark and 
Dudeck is fourth overall in 
steals, averaging 3.7 per contest. 

The Eagles hosted The Rock 
last night and will be back at 
Tippin on Sat. in another PSAC 
match-up, this one vs. Indiana. 



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Swimmers preparing for PSAC's, women on a roll 

Z. r—. JfLu^JfL^ «hh . The women fared much better was also pan of the 400 free terfly in impressive fashion anc 



by Karen Ruud 

Sports Writer 

* Both Clarion University swim 
teams finished their dual meet 
season this past weekend. 

On Saturday, the Golden Eagle 
men lost their second consecu- 
tive dual meet, falling to 
Shippensburg 125-116. 

Steve Darby finished first for 
the men in the 200 freestyle 
event with a time of 1:45.55. 

Rick Bull finished first in the 



200 Individual Medley with a 
time of 1:59.7. 

Dave Sheets added a first place 
finish in the 200 backstroke with 
a time of 1:55.69. 

Jim O' Connor contributed a 
first place finish in the 200 
breaststroke. 

Golden Eagle diver Joe Egan 
finished first in the one-meter 
diving event while teammate 
John Oleksak won the three- 
meter event. 



The women fared much better 
against Shipp, winning every 
event but two to take a 1 19-88 
victory. 

Both Tedra Kruse and Justine 
Gibbons won three events on the 
day for the Golden Eagles. 

Kruse placed first in the 200 
free, the 50 free and placed first 
as part of the 400 free relay 
team. 

Gibbons won the 100 free 
event, the 200 backstroke and 



was also part of the 400 free 
relay team. 

Other winning members of the 
400 relay team were Dina 
Maylor and Kathy Randazzo. 

Maylor, Randazzo, Becky 
Jushchyshyn and Dawn Jones 
teamed for a 400 medley relay 
victory. Jushchyshyn also cap- 
tured the 200 breaststroke while 
Jones added a 50 free victory to 
her exceptional day. 

Lisa Kaylor took the 200 but- 



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Kim Strawbridge won both the 
one meter and three meter diving 
events. 

On a blustery Monday after- 
noon, the teams traveled to 
Edinboro to face the Fighting 
Scots. The Edinboro men top- 
pled Clarion 123-107 despite the 
performance of Rick Bull. 

Bull was not finished when he 
breezed to a 200 fly victory, he 
stuck around to take the 200 
individual medley as well. 

Dave Sheets won the 200 back, 
and Joe Egan plunged to victory 
in both the one meter and three 
meter diving events. 

The women fared much better 
against the Scotties' swimmers 
than did the men. The women 
captured all but two events and 
coasted to a 123-107 win with 
Kruse and Jones leading the 

way. 

Kruse won the 1000 free, the 
200 IM, and the 200 fly. Jones 
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and was a member of the win- 
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Jushchyshyn and Gibbons, also 
members of that victorious 400 
medley relay team, took the 200 
breast and 500 free, respectively. 
Randazzo was also a part of the 
400 relay celebration. 

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Heather Heinz in the 200 back 
and Tammy Quinn in the one 
meter diving event. 

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Eagles approach crossroads in conference play 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

Is there really such a thing as a 
turning point? Is there really a 
chance that one single event can 
totally reverse the fortunes of a 
sports team? The Pittsburgh 
Steelers could not solve the jinx 
of the Oakland Raiders until an 
"Immaculate" January day in 
1973. Did Frenchy Fuqua's one 
moment of pain lead to four 
Super Bowl trophies in six 
years? Did one Dwight Clark 
"catch" vault the San Francisco 
49ers into football immortality? 

Well, if there is such a thing as 
a turning point, the Clarion 
Golden Eagles seem to be 
approaching that moment. The 
Eagles are 2-2 after their first 
four conference games and will 
now find themselves basking in 
the friendly confines of Tippin 
Gymnasium for three straight 
home contests. Furthermore, the 
three teams coming into Clarion 
just happen to sport the top three 
records in the PSAC. 

The Golden Eagles placed 
themselves in this pivotal posi- 
tion by salvaging a split in their 
two road games this past week. 
First, the Lock Haven Bald 
Eagles welcomed Clarion to 
town. 

The hosts ungraciously led 
throughout the first half until a 
Dave Wojciechowski three-point 
bomb boosted the Golden Eagles 
ahead 39-37. Clarion increased 
the lead to 68-61 late in half 
number two, but a Lock Haven 
trey followed by a break-away 
dunk violently sliced the lead to 
two. 

With 21 seconds remaining, 
Kwame Morton drained two free 
throws to place the score at 70- 
66. Then, Brian Paige proved 
why he is Clarion's most valu- 
able defensive player. The 
Mercyhurst transfer bravely 
maintained his position and drew 
a crucial charge to disallow a 
Bald Eagle hoop and give 
Clarion the ball and the win. 

Wojciechowski put the game 
away as he converted all four of 
his free throw attempts, and the 
final was set at 74-66. 

Head Coach Ron Righter 
called the win a "blue-collar 
effort," and it included a 19 
point, 10 steal performance from 
Roy Bumoskey, and an 1 1 point, 
10 rebound outburst from Chris 
Boone. Morton added 18 points, 
and Wojciechowski filtered 10 
assists to contribute to the team 
effort. The win placed Clarion at 
2-1 and set the stage for a classic 
confrontation in Shippensburg 




The Clarion Call - 2-4-93-Page 19 



Be prepared: Chris Boone (42) 
play. 

on Saturday. 

The Raiders entered the game 
with more than just the home 
court advantage. Clarion's sec- 
ond leading scorer Roy 
Bumoskey was serving a one 
game suspension for violating 
team rules, and the Eagles need- 
ed to find another reservoir from 
which to draw. Defensive 
demon Brian Paige was thirsty. 

Paige scored a season-high 16 
to pick up the scoring slack and, 
combined with Morton's 23 
point effort, kept the Eagles 
within striking distance through- 
out the evening. 

A 31-28 halftime advantage 
quickly turned sour for the 
Eagles in the second stanza. A 
Shippensburg run to start the 
second half became the first of 
six lead changes, but when Brian 
Rehm scored with just over three 
minutes to play, the Raiders led 



Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
and the Eagles are lacing up their high-tops in preparation for a crucial week of conference 



61-59, and they were ahead to 
stay. 

The 73-70 setback dropped the 
Eagles to 2-2 as they prepared 
for the first of three home games. 
Wednesday's game pitted 
Clarion against arch-rival 
Slippery Rock. Saturday night's 
tilt finds the Eagles taking on 
IUP, and next Wednesday, the 
Blue and Gold face the 
California Vulcans. 

Clarion versus Slippery Rock 
has turned into a rivalry for the 
ages. Ever since Dave 
Wojciechowski' s "shot heard 
round the world" beat NBA- 
bound Myron Brown and the 
Rock, this game has provided the 
intensity one would expect from 
a NCAA Final Four battle. 

IUP is still sore from the beat- 
ing suffered in the PSAC-West 
Championship football game and 
will look to put a hurting on the 



Eagles. The Indians are certain- 
ly capable of that, as their aver- 
age margin of victory is 16 
points, eighth best in the country. 
California has already defeated 
the Blue and Gold once, and, 
with a win in Tippin, the 
Vulcans could swoop in for the 
kill in the PSAC-West. Ray 
Gutierrez is the third leading 
scorer in the nation averaging 
27.8 points per contest. He is 



also seventh in the nation in free- 
throw percentage (88.9%) and 
nasty from three-point range (5.5 
per game). 

The Eagles' destiny could be 
shaped by one possession in one 4 
of these three games. 

"It's caught out of the air. 
The ball is pulled in by Franco 
Harris, and he is running for a 
touchdown for Pittsburgh."??? 



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Happy Birthday to the two best 
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Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 2-4-93 

Sports Opinion 



Forget Madden, here's your All-Q Team 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



If he's caught hiding in the 
cheerleaders' locker room, he's 
on my team. Give me that lefty 
primadonna. Give me that bub- 
ble helmet guy. Give me him. 
Give me the pigskin. Give me 
Dennis Leary as the referee with 
the microphone. Give me the 
All-Q football team. 



The rules are that there are no 
rules. I can pick whoever the 
hell I want from anywhere. 
They don't have to have any 
prior experience in football. 

My team probably wouldn't 
beat Madden's, but it would def- 
initely outdraw him in the atten- 
dance category. 

They don't get little miniature 
statues or sweatsuits for being an 



All-Q, but just being on this 
team is reward enough. 

I have $100 million dollars to 
pay my players. Whatever I 
don't spend, I get to keep. 

Quarterback- Steve Young 
of the 49ers is my obvious 
choice as starter. Anybody who 
can make Joe Montana sit his ass 
down on the bench deserves to 
be an All-Q selection. This 



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year's NFL MVP led the league 
in passing efficiency for the sec- 
ond straight season, runs as well 
as he heaves and can take a 
pounding. He would be asked to 
pass 40-50 times a game. 

Jim McMahon will be my 
backup. He won't cause any 
controversy with gripes about 
starting. His only task will be to 
model his headband that will say 
"Free Mike Tyson." 

Backs- Only two key backs 
and they are going to alternate as 
the lone fullback in my offensive 
set-up. Tom Rathman of the 
Niners and Daryl Johnston of the 
Cowboys are my go-to-guys on 
fourth downs and less than ten 
yards to go. The All-Q team 
doesn't punt, ever. 

Receivers- Jerry Rice is the 
greatest receiver of all time. He 
will be Young's primary target. 
A couple of nails, Buffalo's Don 
Beebe and Chicago's Tom 
Waddle, will join Rice in the 
starting lineup. Atlanta's Deion 
Sanders and Pittsburgh's Rod 
Woodson will get their shot on 
offense by playing iron-man 
football and alternating every 
possession. Who cares if Young 
hangs these guys out to dry, 
injury reserve would be nothing 
new to them. 

Chicago running back Brad 
Muster will switch over to start 
on the All-Q team at tight end. 
Who cares if he does the job 
blocking, as long as he keeps his 
hands on passes. 

To make our games a little bit 
more exciting, I'm going to bring 
in the Washington Redskins' 
offensive line to do the job. 
They were banged up all season 
long, but I'm sure the fans would 
appreciate seeing Young scram- 
ble a little bit more since he does 
it so well. When Young's bruis- 
es start to get bigger or if he 
breaks a bone, I'll bring in 
Carlton Haselrig of the Steelers 



or Lincoln Kennedy of 
Washington University to do a 
little blocking. 

Offensive coordinator- 
Former Steeler head coach 
Chuck Noll wilf serve at this 
position and as the head coach. 
He has had much success in the 
past and deserves to coach again. 
Of course, he will have to gel 
with the defensive coordinator 
Al Bundy, if he hopes to have 
any success. 

Defense- Bundy will throw a 
backyard style at opponents. His 
defense will line up wherever 
they want, sometimes having ten 
or eleven men start at the line of 
scrimmage. There will be no 
set-up, their final objective is 
only to watch opponents leave 
on a stretcher. 

These eleven will start no mat- 
ter what condition they are in: 
Bruce Smith, Cornelius Bennett, 
Reggie White, Junior Seau, 
Leslie O'Neal, Derrick Thomas, 
Mark Kelso and Woodson, 
Sanders, Brian Jordan and Deion 
Figures out of Colorado in the 
secondary. Jordan may prefer 
baseball but the All-Q team can 
be pretty alluring. 

The All-Q returners will be 
led by Sanders and Woodson. 

A few honorable mention play- 
ers include former NFL and 
Arena Football QB Art Schlicter, 
former Delta Chi intramural 
standout Jeff Conner, Steelers 
nose tackle Gary Howe and the 
NBA's Shaqille O'Neal as a full- 
back or something. He must 
have played the game? 

The Swedish Bikini Team will 
do the cheering. Music by 
Metallica. The halftime show 
will feature dancing monkeys. 

The All-Q team, the greatest 
show on earth. Did I mention 
that Myron Cope is the announc- 
er? 



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Volume 74, Issue 16 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 11, 1993 

Clarion falls prey to violent crime 

Two students victimized by armed robber 



News 

Parking Crackdown 

Public Safety cracks down on] 
cars illegally parked in] 
handicapped spaces pg.5 j 

Features 

f 

Shabazz To Speak 

Attallah Shabazz, the daughter? 
of Malcolm X, visits campus] 
next week pg. 11] 



Sports 



Local Hockey 
;Yes Virginia, there is 

Clarion hockey team . . pg.22 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Cloudy, high 45 



Friday: 

Saturday: 
Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 



Rain turning to 
snow, high 38 
Snow, high 32 
Flurries, high 
28 . 

Partly cloudy, 
high 34 
Sunny, high 34 



Wednesday: Sunny, high 32 



Index 

Commentary Pg- 2 

News P8- 5 

TV guide Pg- 1( >] 

Features Pg- ll 

Call on You PS- 13 

Entertainment PS- lo 1 

Sports Pg- 19 

Classifieds P8-23] 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Two university students 
reportedly fell victim to an 
armed robber while walking 
through the middle of campus 
over the weekend. 

A male and a female student 
were walking together on Page 
Street in front of Chandler 
Dining Hall around 12:17 a.m. 
on Saturday when two 
individuals wearing ski masks 
and dark clothing allegedly 
seized the male student from 
behind. One of the assailants 
supposedly put a semi-automatic 
pistol to the back of his head and 
forced him to lie on the ground 
and give up his wallet. The 
female student was ordered to 
keep walking. 

According to Public Safety, 
one attacker was described as 
being approximately 6 feet 3 
inches tall, over 200 lbs. and of 
large build. He was wearing 
black pants, a black hooded 
sweatshirt and a long black 
jacket falling to about knee level. 
He spoke in a deep voice. 

The second assailant wore 
exactly the same clothes, was 

about 6 feet tall and did not talk 
during the incident. Both had on 
dark ski masks. 

The two escaped in the 
direction of Givan Hall and the 
campus water tower with a 
wallet containing $30, a driver's 
license and credit cards. 

Clarion Borough Police and 
Pennsylvania State Police out of 
Shippenville were also called in 
on the incident. Public Safety 
will handle the investigation. 
Borough Police Chief R. Eric 
Shaeffer referred all inquiries to 
Public Safety, as did the state 
police. The Resident Director on 
duty that night was also notified, 
as was student affairs. 

According to university 
statistics, the last actual weapons 
offense took place in 1989, 
although statistics for 1992 were 



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Two students reported an armed robbery that allegedly took place on Page street, in front 
of Chandler Dining Hall, in the center of campus. A male student was grabbed from behind 
and had the barrel of a gun put to the back of his head during the holdup. 



unavailable. 

Nationwide, campus crime 
rates are reportedly on the rise, 
although not with the same 
rapidity as overall U.S. rates, 
said a report by the International 
Association of Campus Law 
Enforcement Administrators. 

The report said there was an 
average of 71.8 violent 
crimes — murder, rape, robbery 
or aggravated assault — per 
100,000 students, in comparison 
with 758.1 violent crimes per 
100,000 people in the nation as a 
whole. The crime survey was 
conducted at 400 colleges and 
universities that are members of 
the association. These 
institutions represent only 13 
percent of all U.S. higher 
education facilities, but 40 



percent of all college students. 

Colleges with less than 5,000 
students reported the highest 
violent crime rate, with over 100 
per 100,000 students. Schools 
with over 15,000 students had 
the lowest rate, with 45.7. 

Clarion's statistics report that 
in 1991, there were only two 
violent crimes during that year, 
both aggravated assaults. These 
figures only take into account 
crimes reported on campus for 
which there was a conviction. 

"You will find crime on almost 
any college campus. You have a 
large concentration of people and 
valuable property, and the 17-25 
age group is the most highly 
victimized in the nation," said 
Bill Whitman, director of the 
Campus Safety and Security 
Institute. 



National statistics as reported 
by College Press Service show: 
one out of every four college 
women has been raped or 
sexually assaulted, 95 percent of 
violent crime on campus is 
related to drugs or alcohol and 
80 percent of campus crime 
involves student against student. 

It is most likely that rape and 
sexual assault are the most 
underreported. 

Mary Koss, a professor at the 
University of Arizona, 
conducted a survey in 1985, in 
which 15.4 percent of college 
women surveyed said they could 
recall an incident since their 14th 
birthdays that met the legal 
definition of rape. Koss' survey 
also found that less than 5 
percent of college rape victims 
reported the assaults. 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student nezuspape 






Page 20 - The Clarion Call . 2-4-93 

Sports Opinion 



by Jon Q. Siller 
Sports Editor 



If he's caught hiding in the 
cheerleaders' locker room, he's 
on my team. Give me that lefty 
primadonna. Give me that bub- 
ble helmet guy. Give me him. 
Give me the pigskin. Give me 
Dennis Leary as the referee with 
the microphone. Give me the 
All-Q football team. 



Madden 



The rules are that there are no 
rules. I can pick whoever the 
hell I want from anywhere. 
They don't have to have any 
prior experience in football. 

My team probably wouldn't 
beat Madden's, but it would def- 
initely outdraw him in the atten- 
dance category. 

They don't get little miniature 
statues or sweatsuits for being an 



All-Q, but just being on this 
team is reward enough. 

I have $100 million dollars to 
pay my players. Whatever I 
don't spend, 1 get to keep. 

Quarterback- Steve Young 
of the 49ers is my obvious 
choice as starter. Anybody who 
can make Joe Montana sit his ass 
down on the bench deserves to 
be an All-Q selection. This 



-Q Team 



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year's NFL MVP led the league 
in passing efficiency for the sec- 
ond straight season, runs as well 
as he heaves and can take a 
pounding. He would be asked to 
pass 40-50 times a game. 

Jim McMahon will be my 
backup. He won't cause any 
controversy with gripes about 
starting. His only task will be to 
model his headband that will say 
"Free Mike Tyson." 

Backs- Only two key backs 
and they are going to alternate as 
the lone fullback in my offensive 
set-up. Tom Rathman of the 
Niners and Daryl Johnston of the 
Cowboys are my go-to-guys on 
fourth downs and less than ten 
yards to go. The All-Q team 
doesn't punt, ever. 

Receivers- Jerry Rice is the 
greatest receiver of all time. He 
will be Young's primary target. 
A couple of nails, Buffalo's Don 
Beebe and Chicago's Tom 
Waddle, will join Rice in the 
starting lineup. Atlanta's Deion 
Sanders and Pittsburgh's Rod 
Woodson will get their shot on 
offense by playing iron-man 
football and alternating every 
possession. Who cares if Young 
hangs these guys out to dry, 
injury reserve would be nothing 
new to them. 

Chicago running back Brad 
Muster will switch over to start 
on the All-Q team at tight end. 
Who cares if he does the job 
blocking, as long as he keeps his 
hands on passes. 

To make our games a little bit 
more exciting, I'm going to bring 
in the Washington Redskins' 
offensive line to do the job. 
They were banged up all season 
long, but I'm sure the fans would 
appreciate seeing Young scram- 
ble a little bit more since he does 
it so well. When Young's bruis- 
es start to get bigger or if he 
breaks a bone, I'll bring in 
Carlton Haselrig of the Steelers 



or Lincoln Kennedy of 
Washington University to do a 
little blocking. 

Offensive coordinator- 
Former Steeler head coach 
Chuck Noll will serve at this 
position and as the head coach. 
He has had much success in the 
past and deserves to coach again. 
Of course, he will have to gel 
with the defensive coordinator 
Al Bundy, if he hopes to have 
any success. 

Defense- Bundy will throw a 
backyard style at opponents. His 
defense will line up wherever 
they want, sometimes having ten 
or eleven men start at the line of 
scrimmage. There will be no 
set-up, their final objective is 
only to watch opponents leave 
on a stretcher. 

These eleven will start no mat- 
ter what condition they are in: 
Bruce Smith, Cornelius Bennett, 
Reggie White, Junior Seau, 
Leslie O'Neal, Derrick Thomas, 
Mark Kelso and Woodson, 
Sanders, Brian Jordan and Deion 
Figures out of Colorado in the 
secondary. Jordan may prefer 
baseball but the All-Q team can 
be pretty alluring. 

The All-Q returners will be 
led by Sanders and Woodson. 

A few honorable mention play- 
ers include former NFL and 
Arena Football QB Art Schlicter, 
former Delta Chi intramural 
standout Jeff Conner, Steelers 
nose tackle Gary Howe and the 
NBA's Shaqille O'Neal as a full- 
back or something. He must 
have played the game? 

The Swedish Bikini Team will 
do the cheering. Music by 
Metallica. The halftime show 
will feature dancing monkeys. 

The All-Q team, the greatest 
show on earth. Did I mention 
that Myron Cope is the announc- 
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Volume 74, Issue 16 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 11, 1993 

Clarion falls prey to violent crime 

Two students victimized by armed robber 




News 



Parking Crackdown 

Public Safety cracks down on 
cars illegally parked in 
handicapped spaces pg.5 

Features 

Shabazz To Speak 

Attallah Shabazz, the daughter 
of Malcolm X, visits campus 
next week pg. 1 1 I 



Sports 



Local Hockey 
Yes Virginia, there is a? 

Clarion hockey team . . pg.22 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 
Friday: 

Saturday: 
Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 
Wednesday: 



Cloudy, high 45 
Rain turning to 
snow, high 38 
Snow, high 32 
Flurries, high 
28 

Partly cloudy, 
high 34 
Sunny, high 34 
Sunny, high 32 



Index 

Commentary Pg- 2 

News PS- 5 

TV guide Pg- *0 

Features PgH 

Call on You Pg- 13 

Entertainment pg- 16 ! 

Sports Pg- 19 

Classifieds Pg- 23 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 




Two university students 
reportedly fell victim to an 
armed robber while walking 
through the middle of campus 
over the weekend. 

A male and a female student 
were walking together on Page 
Street in front of Chandler 
Dining Hall around 12:17 a.m. 
on Saturday when two 
individuals wearing ski masks 
and dark clothing allegedly 
seized the male student from 
behind. One of the assailants 
supposedly put a semi-automatic 
pistol to the back of his head and 
forced him to lie on the ground 
and give up his wallet. The 
female student was ordered to 
keep walking. 

According to Public Safety, 
one attacker was described as 
being approximately 6 feet 3 
inches tall, over 200 lbs. and of 
large build. He was wearing 
black pants, a black hooded 
sweatshirt and a long black 
jacket falling to about knee level. 
He spoke in a deep voice. 

The second assailant wore 
exactly the same clothes, was 

about 6 feet tall and did not talk 
during the incident. Both had on 
dark ski masks. 

The two escaped in the 
direction of Givan Hall and the 
campus water tower with a 
wallet containing $30, a driver's 
license and credit cards. 

Clarion Borough Police and 
Pennsylvania State Police out of 
Shippenville were also called in 
on the incident. Public Safety 
will handle the investigation. 
Borough Police Chief R. Eric 
Shaeffer referred all inquiries to 
Public Safety, as did the state 
police. The Resident Director on 
duty that night was also notified, 
as was student affairs. 

According to university 
statistics, the last actual weapons 
offense took place in 1989, 
although statistics for 1992 were 




Debbie Huffman/Clarion Call 
Two students reported an armed robbery that allegedly took place on Page street, in front 
of Chandler Dining Hall, in the center of campus. A male student was grabbed from behind 
and had the barrel of a gun put to the back of his head during the holdup. 



unavailable. 

Nationwide, campus crime 
rates are reportedly on the rise, 
although not with the same 
rapidity as overall U.S. rates, 
said a report by the International 
Association of Campus Law 
Enforcement Administrators. 

The report said there was an 
average of 71.8 violent 
crimes — murder, rape, robbery 
or aggravated assault — per 
100,000 students, in comparison 
with 758.1 violent crimes per 
100,000 people in the nation as a 
whole. The crime survey was 
conducted at 400 colleges and 
universities that are members of 
the association. These 
institutions represent only 13 
percent of all U.S. higher 
education facilities, but 40 



percent of all college students. 

Colleges with less than 5,000 
students reported the highest 
violent crime rate, with over 100 
per 100,000 students. Schools 
with over 15,000 students had 
the lowest rate, with 45.7. 

Clarion's statistics report that 
in 1991, there were only two 
violent crimes during that year, 
both aggravated assaults. These 
figures only take into account 
crimes reported on campus for 
which there was a conviction. 

"You will find crime on almost 
any college campus. You have a 
large concentration of people and 
valuable property, and the 17-25 
age group is the most highly 
victimized in the nation," said 
Bill Whitman, director of the 
Campus Safety and Security 
Institute. 



National statistics as reported 
by College Press Service show: 
one out of every four college 
women has been raped or 
sexually assaulted, 95 percent of 
violent crime on campus is 
related to drugs or alcohol and 
80 percent of campus crime 
involves student against student. 

It is most likely that rape and 
sexual assault are the most 
underreported. 

Mary Koss, a professor at the 
University of Arizona, 
conducted a survey in 1985, in 
which 15.4 percent of college 
women surveyed said they could 
recall an incident since their 14th 
birthdays that met the legal 
definition of rape. Koss' survey 
also found that less than 5 
percent of college rape victims 
reported the assaults. 



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THE WAY I SEE IT 

Feanrres 



Feafflfes Editor 



" The best years 
of our lives? M 

I became conscious of the long 
needle penetrating my soft, torn 
skin. 'Mom, I'm sorry' were 
words I muttered as I started 
coming to reality. The policeman 
came into the emergency room 
for my arrest. He asked me if 'I 
had been drinking', and I said 
'yes', and then I signed a 
declaration paper admitting to 
my crime. 

I couldn't very well deny that I 
was not drinking because my 
blood alcohol level was .15%. In 
Pennsylvania, if the level is over 
.10% a person is considered 
legally drunk. 

I was 18 years old and 
convicted as an adult because I 
was drunk when I got behind the 
wheel of a car. There are severe 
charges for Drinking Under the 
Influence (DUI) . This is my 
story. It can happen to anyone 
even a teenager, like me; 
everyone pays the consequences. 

It was the day after Easter. A 
friend and I decided to go out 
and party because we didn't have 
school the next day. We were 
drinking and partying at some 
friend's house when we had to 

go home. I was a mile from my 
home when I pulled out into an 
intersection and hit a ditch; that 
impact blew out my tire. My 
friend, who had her seatbelt on, 
said I bounced to her side of the 
car. Then I hit the front 
windshield because I wasn't 
wearing my seatbelt. We ended 
up crossing the road and hitting a 
telephone pole. 

One of my very good friends 
came upon the scene of the, 

accident. When he found me 
shoved underneath the 
dashboard, he looked at my 
friend and asked if she was all 
right. My friends checked my 
pulse to make sure I was alive. 
Finally the ambulance and my 




Debbie Huffman 

father came to the scene, and 
from there my friend and I were 
transferred to the hospital. 

As I lay in the hospital for over 
a week, I knew I had been 
arrested, and I couldn't imagine 
what lay ahead for a teenage 
high school student. I suffered 
lacerations on my face and 
knees, and I had a concussion. 
My friend suffered no major 
injuries. All that was running 
through my mind was, "I could 
have killed my best friend and 
could have been convicted of 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



Ahhh, love. One of the most 
powerful forces in the world. 
And it is this time of the year 
that is dedicated specifically to 
love. I'm talking about 
Valentine's Day. It is a chance 
for you to make your love 
known to that certain special 
person, or blow it forever! I 
don't want to scare you, but if 
you don't go about it the right 
way, it will never happen for 
you. In fact that's why I'm 
writing, to help the 
unexperienced guy so he doesn't 
mess up. 

What is this thing called love? 
Not even the top scientists can 
figure out what causes these 
"feelings." Websters calls it 
attraction based on sexual 
desires. It's crazy. It can make 
you do the stupidest things. I've 
seen guys spend all their money 
and not even think twice about it. 
You take the biggest, strongest, 
most ferocious man you know 
and put him around a girl he 
likes and he'll turn into a 
pussycat. Some people would 
rather die than live without the 
one they love. 

But for those who can't figure 
it out, love sucks!! You seem to 
get kicked in the face by every 
person you approach, but still 
never seem to give up. 

And because no one knows 
what causes people to act this 



way, what do we do? We give it 
a holiday. A day completely 
dedicated to this emotion, so that 
everyone can walk around and 
act like a complete buffoon to 
the one you like this year. 
Sadness is an emotion, but it 
doesn't have its own holiday. 

Which brings me to the reason 
for this story. If you are 
celebrating Valentine's Day here 
is a list of "Don'ts" for the man 
to read. If you follow this it 
could save you a lot of hassle 
later. 

1. Don't wait until Valentine's 
Day to announce that you're 
going on spring break with your 
buddies. 

2. Don't buy her any aerobic 
workout tapes or anything to do 
with fitness or weight loss. 
She'll think it is a hint. 

3. Don't buy clothing that is 
the wrong size. Either way, too 
big or too small, you're screwed. 
(Or maybe, not screwed). 

4. Don't wait until half time of 
the basketball game to take her 
out.(skip the game this week. 
There's always videotape). 

5. No personal hygiene 
products. Those are "stocking 
stuffers". 

6. Don't buy them something 
you know they can't use, but you 
can. (You'll get caught for sure). 

7. Finally, Don't forget it's on 
Sunday! Happy Valentine's Day! 




II 




Re-evaluation of the 
new presidents house 

Dear Editor: 

"Something is rotten in the 
state of Denmark." True, but 
maybe the phrase should read, 
"Something is rotten at the 
campus of Clarion University." I 
read the article in last week's 
Call concerning the construction 
of the $890,000 presidential 
house, and I am nothing short of 
being enraged. Quite frankly, I 
think this project is a prime 
example of what the campus 
does not need. If built, the 
presidential house is going to be 
the university's "white elephant" 
and ultimate downfall. 

Maybe I am just an 
undergraduate student with no 
knowledge of how a school 
should be run, but I am a 
student, and I am attending 
college to receive an education. 
Two key words I would like to 
point out are "student" and 
"education." How is the new 
presidential building going to 
benefit me. . ^or other students 
for that matter? In the future I do 



not want to have to say (or do I 
ever intend on saying), "Oh yes, 
our campus has beautiful living 
quarters for our president, but it 
took me five years to finish my 
bachelor's degree because 
programs and classes were cut. 
But that is okay, the important 
fact is that Clarion has that 
'magnificent building'." Right. 
People come to college to 
receive an education- - not to 
admire the campus buildings. 

It seems as if trustees Dr. Dana 
Still, Dr. Syed Ali-Zaidi, Joseph 
Harvey, Raleigh Robertson and 
Paul Weaver are saying, 
"Education is important, but the 
construction of this building 
takes precedence over other 
matters (e.g. courses, repairs, 
hiring of staff)." Is this true? 
That is how the situation appears 
to quite a few students and 
myself. If not, I stand to be 
corrected. Dr. Still seems to 
believe the project is feasible 
and needed. Possibly it (the 
project) is feasible, but students 
are going to be paying for it. 
Does the board realize there are 
not enough funds to sustain 
them. Well, it just does not seem 



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right to say that there is not 
enough money to keep this and 
this course, but there is enough 
money to construct a $890,000 
building. Also, the figure I have 
been using (890,000) is just an 
estimate. No one knows how 
much this "wonderful sinkhole" 
is going to cost in the end. The 
final amount could be more, or 
it could be less. Does the board 
of trustees realize the university 
is currently having economic 
problems? 

"It will also provide job 
opportunities during 

construction and will greatly 
conform to Main Street 
renovation and beautification," 
claims Ali-Zaidi. Great! I will 
not deny that job opportunities 
are important, but once again 
the students will be paying for 
the employees' salaries. 

Is the board of trustees aware 
that some student workers have 
taken a reduction in job hours 
because there is not enough 
money to pay us, keep the 
hours and keep the university 
afloat at the same time? Are 
student workers supposed to 
take reduced hours and "give" 
the rest of our hours to the 
construction workers? Most 
student workers depend on their 
workstudy jobs to help them 
pay for college. Yes, there are 
some of us that actually cannot 
afford an increase in tuition and 
support fees. 

I chose to come to Clarion 
because of small classes, quality 
program, and affordable tuition. 



The construction of this structure 
is going to nullify those 
attributes which made Clarion 
my choice of schools. 

Just remember, it is our (the 
students of Clarion University) 
money that you ( the board of 
trustees) are spending. Yes, 
Clarion needs to expand and yes 
, Moore Hall is quite old, but I 
think our educational needs 
should be the priority at hand. 
This inane idea that Clarion 
needs a new presidential house 
should not be the university's 
main concern. Let me merely 
suggest that the situation be re- 
evaluated, and that repairs be 
made, classes be restored and 
quality instructors be hired 
before spending money mat we, 
the students (and the university) 
do not have. 

Lynn Baluh, student 

A call for 
university action 

Dear Editor: 

I think it is time to call the 
university to action. Students 
and employees of Clarion 
University need to adopt the 
protest feelings of the 60s and 
apply it to the 90s. What am I 
talking about? 

As you probably already know, 
Clarion University's Board of 
Trustees have passed a 
resolution to build a $890,000 
home for the president. What 
hasn't been published is that 
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spent for architectural design. 
This new house will also cost the 
operating budget of the 
university $50,000 to $75,000 a 
year. 

Contrary to what many 
students think, tuition will not 
increase to cover the cost of the 
new presidential home. Tuition 
is set at a state level and does not 
account for any individual 
university expense. So how is 
this house going to be paid for? 
A bond issue! That is where the 
draw on the budget of $50,000 to 
$75,000 a year comes into play. 
This draw on the budget will be 
assessed for the duration of the 
bond issue. 

If the issue is for 15 years than 
the dollar amount will be 
deducted for 15 years. 
Unfortunately the cost per year 
doesn't end at this amount. 
There will be a large increase in 
property taxes and home owner 
insurance, an additional expense 
not mentioned. 

Why should the students and 
employees be concerned? A 
graduation fee and a 6 percent 
increase in instructional support 
fee have been assessed because 
the university cannot keep its 
level of services without them. 

Larger class sizes, more 
responsibilites for staff, the 
university doesn't have the funds 
to meet staffing needs but a new 
house can be afforded! 

These things and others have 
all happened within the last year. 
Now with this proposal these 
problems are guaranteed to be 
worsened. 

The $1.4 million of deferred 
maintenance will increase, 
classes will be larger, fewer 
services like library hours and 
more public responsibilities for 
faculty and staff will result. Is 
this what the people of Clarion 
University want? I don't! 

The trustees say they are 
looking-out for the future of 
Clarion University. I say they are 
looking to the future at the 
expense of the present. 

Don't let the quality of 
education and work experience 
fall at the expense of a future 
house the president doesn't even 
want. Join the masses and 
protest. Write a letter to the State 
System of Higher Education, 
who has to make the next 
approval. 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



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manslaughter." What I went 
through was hard to deal with 
emotionally, physically and 
psychologically. 

A couple of weeks after getting 
out of the hospital, a preliminary 
hearing was set with the district 
magistrate. At this hearing, the 
policemen who arrested me 
testified that 1 had been drunk. I 
ended up pleading guilty to the 
charges filed against me. The 
next step was going in front of 
the judge at the county 
courthouse. 

A month before my hearing I 
had to meet with a case worker 
who gave me a Court Reporting 
Network (CRN) test. A CRN test 
is a test all DU1 offenders must 
take. This test would determine 
whether an offender needs 
alcohol counseling for a drinking 
problem. 

The test was a one on one 
question/answer type test. I 
found out right before the court 
hearing that I failed my CRN 
test. This meant I had to go 
through another series of tests to 
determine if 1 needed help with a 
drinking problem. 

On June 13, 1989, 1 enter into 
the courtroom with eight other 
people convicted of crimes like 
mine. These people in court were 
all in their late 30s. There I was, 
18-years-old, standing with 
people who stole, were convicted 
for DUI's for the third time and 
people who were convicted for 

Letters from the. . 

(cont. from pg. 3) 

Write your concerns to: 

Dr. James H. McCormick, 

Chancellor 

state System of Higher 

Education 

P.O. Box 809 

301 Market Street 

Harrisburg, PA 17108 

This is your chance to make a 
stand and unite in a protest for 
the quality of your life. If you 
have never voiced your opinion, 
now is the time to take action! 
Now is the time to stand up to 
the uncaring tyrants ruling your 
college life. Do your part and 
protest for the betterment of your 
life! 

Eric I). Reed 

Senior 

Psychology and management 

major 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



assault and battery. I felt out of 
place because I was a first time 
offender, and they were part of 
the crime-ridden world. 

Then it was my turn to stand in 
front of the judge with my 
appointed lawyer. The judge in 
his black robe towered above 
me, looking at me through his 
wire glasses that were at the end 
of his nose. 

He asked me, as he looked at 
my CRN report, "Do you think 
you're an alcoholic?" I replied 
"no" as I started crying. My 
lawyer looked at me, put a 
strong, reassuring hand on my 
shoulder and said, "It's going to 
be all right." 

I left the courtroom sentenced 
to ARD classes for a month at 
my own expense of $200, a $700 
dollar fine for DUI and finally I 
was put on probation for a year. 

Besides all this I had to report 
to the State Police barracks to 
get a mug shot and be 
fingerprinted. Now I had a 
criminal record. I was a criminal 
for doing something everyone in 
my hometown did, but I was the 
one who got caught. 

I walked into my first ARD 
class nervous, scared and totally 
disgusted. In addition to me, 
there were eight men; they had 
greasy hair, dirty faces and all 
wore filthy clothes. These men 
had been to ARD classes two or 
three times already. I was a first 
time offender, and I just couldn't 



accept the fact that I was stuck 
between being a teenager and an 
adult. 

After my classes, 1 then had to 
take a series of tests for failing 
my CRN test. The testing lasted 
for three hours. I also paid 
another $150 for those tests. 

The first hour was a multiple 
choice test based on my drinking 
behavior. 

The second hour was spent 
drawing pictures visualizing a 
man in a rainstorm. (These were 
psychological tests.) 

The last hour was spent talking 
to a counselor. This test 
consisted of how I felt about 
myself, about others and about 
my drinking pattern. These tests 
were to see if I was emotionally 
unbalanced, if I had self-esteem 
and to find out why I wrecked 
my car. 

First of all, I think the trauma 
of wrecking and having to deal 
with a scarred face would have 
had a negative impact on my low 
self-esteem. And I felt I was not 
in a good emotional state, since I 
had gone through court and ARD 
classes. Now they might tell me 
I'm an alcoholic who needs 
special help! 

Here's what was normal for 
teenagers on weekends. I was 
not usually one for drinking and 
driving. If a bunch of my friends 
and I were out drinking and I 
drove, I usually only had a 
couple. I never let alcohol take 







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I made one mistake one 
afternoon and paid dearly for it 
because I let the alcohol take 
over that one time. I did not and 
still do not feel I had, or have, a 
drinking problem. If these people 
wanted to help me they should 
have first helped me deal with 
the trauma of almost killing 
myself and having to deal with 
all the procedures of the court 
system. 

I completed the tests and 
entered college. I received the 
results by telephone at Clarion 
University. The counselors who 
gave me the tests said I passed 
the testing, but suggested that I 
get some more counseling. 

I ended up going to the ARD 
classes on campus. Once again I 
was put with a group of people 
who couldn't relate with my 
experience. They were my age, 
but they weren't held in court or 
convicted of a crime. 

The students in these classes 
were caught drinking in the 
dorms, and they had to go to the 
classes. They didn't take the 
classes seriously. It seems like I 
was always out of place, and no 
one could relate to what I was 
going through. 



It seems like I was a child, and 
suddenly, I was forced to 
become an adult. I was treated as 
an adult and learned that my life 
was not going to be the same. 

Once I was 18 years old, living 
at home and still in high school. 
Then I was a 18-year-old who 
had been arrested for DUI, who 
had a mug shot taken, who had 
been finger printed and who had 
spent a year of hell. 

I have learned that growing up 
is hard. I was put in a position 
that made me realize I had to 
become a responsible adult and 
pay for my mistake. Mommy 
and daddy couldn't pull me out 
of this mess. 

As I look in the mirror every 
day, I am reminded of that one 
mistake. Scars remind me of that 
one day when I was acting like a 
teenager. But one teenage 
mistake had brought me into the 
adult world- reality. 



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Violations could cost $30 

No exceptions on restriction of parking spaces 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor and 
Russ Worling 
News Writer 



Clarion University has been 
having trouble with handicapped 
parking, said Dr. Ron 
Martinazzi, director of Public 

Safety. 

Unauthorized cars have been 
parking in handicapped spaces, 
and Public Safety has been 
taking action on the violators. 

An immobolizer has been used 
on cars that are parked in the 
spaces. Violators have had to pay 
$25 for removal of the boot, plus 
pay $5 for the parking ticket. 

Dr. Martinazzi may order an 
illegally parked vehicle to be 
removed from the campus and 
impounded when the vehicle 
presents a safety hazard to the 
campus. 

Currently there are 40 
handicapped parking spaces 
readily available on the campus. 
There are 26 handicapped 
students and 19 handicapped 
employees. 

The lots are to be open for 
handicapped individuals who 
have to travel from building to 
building on the campus. 

Unauthorized students have 
been parking in the spaces and 



violating parking regulations. 

The handicapped parking 
privileges are issued only to 
students and falculty who use a 
wheelchair, walker, crutches, 
quad cane or other such devices. 
After having proven a disability, 
a special permit is given to that 
individual. 

Dr. Ron Martinazzi has tried 
making students aware of the 
violation. He said, "It is 
insensitive to individuals who 
are handicapped." 

Some students agree that it is 
wrong to park in handicapped 
parking lots. One student said, 
"Disabled people need those 
spaces. It is hard enough for 
disabled people to get around 
campus ecspecially with bad 
weather." 

Martinazzi has had run-ins 
with students who park in the 
handicapped zones. He said most 
of the excuses were that 
students were late for class and 
that was the only parking space 
near the building. 

Martinazzi stressed that these 
spots are for "handicapped 
people- period" and no excuse 
will be excepted. 

Parking surveys are taken 
periodically to see how full the 
lots get during the day. 



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Public Safety officers now install a boot device on some 
illegally parked vehicles. Removal costs $25 plus a $5 fine. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Cars illegally parked in reserved spaces, like this one near Carlson Library present extra 
burdens for the students and faculty members for whom the spaces are intended. 

Martinazzi said there is "enough Act sets grounds for people with serve a particular building, 

disabilities. People who 



parking for people and there is 
no need for people to park in the 
handicapped zones." 

Parking lot W, located by Still 
Hall does not get filled, so there 
are parking spaces for all 
students. This lot is not only for 
freshman, but for all students. 

Some students on campus 
disagree that there is sufficient 
parking for everyone. They 
believe that there is a parking 
problem on campus and that 
sometimes handicapped spaces 
are the only available spots. 
Students don't like parking in lot 
W because they feel it is not 
convenient and is too far too 
walk. 

A student said, "It seems 
unsafe. There aren't a lot of 
people there, and I'm afraid my 
car might be vandalized." 

Another student said, "$30 is 
too high [for removal of the 
immobilizing device] and with a 
lower price it will bring the same 

effect." 

But Martinazzi said, "This lot 
[lot W] needs to be used instead 
of using the handicapped zones." 
Parking in these spaces are 
illegal under the Americans with 
Disability Act. 
The Americans with Disability 



experience discrimination on the 
basis of race, color, sex, national 
origin or religion can take legal 
action for discriminatory 
encounters. 

With this new act, that went 
into effect on July 26, 1990, 
people with disabilities can bring 
legal action to people parking in 
the reserved spaces. 

Individuals with disabilities are 
a minority who have been faced 
with restrictions and limitations. 
Census data, national polls and 
other studies have proven that 
people with disabilities occupy 
an inferior status in our society. 
Traditionally, they are severely 
disadvantaged socially, 

vocationally, economically and 
educationally. 

The purpose of the act is to 
eliminate discrimination against 
individuals with disabilities, and 
to ensure that the federal 
government plays a central role 
in enforcing the standards of the 

act. 

The handicapped areas should 
be located on the shortest 
accessible route of travel from 
adjacent parking to an accessible 
entrance. 

In parking facilites mat do not 



accessible parking should be 
located on the shortest route of 
travel to an accessible pedestrian 
entrance of the parking facility. 

In buildings with multiple 
entrances with adjacent parking, 
parking spaces should be 
dispersed and located closest to 
the nearest entrances. 

In passenger loading zones, the 
lots should provide an access 
aisle at least 60 inches wide and 
20 feet long, adjacent and 
parallel to the vehicle pull-up 
space. Also in the act, there are 
mandatory numbers of 
handicapped spaces that have to 
be put into a parking lot. 

In a lot with 25 parking spaces 
or less, the minimum number of 
handicapped spaces required is 

one. 

If there are over 1,000 spaces 
available, 20 handicapped spaces 
have to be installed. The 
average of handicapped spaces 
varies with the overall number of 
lots available in the parking lot. 

There are 43 million 
Americans who have one or 
more physical or mental 
disabilities. The number is 
expected to increase as the 
population of the nation 
becomes older. 



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Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the weeks of Feb. 1 through 
Feb. 7, 1993. 

On Feb. 1, a fire hose located in the basement of Campbell 
Hall was removed from the cabinet and discharged, causing the 
basement of Campbell Hall to be flooded. If anyone has 
information on possible suspects, please contact Public Safety. 



On Feb. 2, between the hours of 1:12 and 1:16 a.m., a bomb 
threat was called in to the lobby of Nair and Campbell Halls. 
Students were evacuated and public safety conducted a search. 
No bomb was found in the building. Anyone having 
information leading to the arrest of the actor, please contact 
Public Safety. 

On Feb. 4, a student from Ralston Hall was cited for minors 
possession of alcohol when alcohol was found in her room. 



A theft was reported from the multi-purpose room of 
Gemmell Complex. The theft was reported on Feb. 5 at 
approximately 3:50 p.m. when the sound equipment was 
discovered missing. The theft included a 840 Sound 
Reinforcement Loudspeaker, a MC1000 Monaural mixer and 
microphones. The value is unknown at this time. 



At approximately 12:17 a.m. on Feb 6, an armed robbery took 
place on Page Street, next to Chandler. A male student with a 
female companion was walking near the dining hall when two 
males grabbed him from behind and forced him to lay on the 
ground. One of the males stuck a semi-automatic weapon to 
the back of his head and told him to hand over his wallet. They 
told the female companion to keep walking. The actors got 
away with the victim's wallet, containing $30 in cash, credit 
cards and a driver's license. The actors were described as the 
following: 

#1 Approximately 6'3" tall, over 200 pounds with a muscular 
build, wearing black pants, a black hooded sweat shirt, a black 
coat which comes down to the knees and a dark colored ski 
mask with the eyes and mouth cut out. 

#2 Approximately 6' tall, wearing black pants, a black hooded 
sweat shirt, a black coat which comes to the knees and a dark 
colored ski mask with eyes and mouth cut out. 

The victim was released unharmed. If anyone has 
information on the actors, please contact Public Safety. 

A theft was reported on Feb. 7 at approximately 1:37 p.m., 
when a victim reported that $20 was stolen from the top of her 
desk. Her room on the seventh floor of Campbell Hall was not 
locked at the time. 

On Feb. 7 a criminal mischief complaint was received from 
parking lot "J". A tail light of a car was smashed, and the 
license plate was bent. There are no suspects at this time. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other 
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Faculty pay up last year 



The Clarion Call - 2-11-93- Page 7 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



Faculty members at Clarion 
University made an average of 
$43,200 in 1991-92, a 6 percent 
increase over 1990-91, according 
to Associated Press. 

Teachers at state-owned 
universities and state related 
universities made between 
$1,920 and $2,590 more in 1991- 
92 than they did the year before. 

Teachers at the four state- 
related universities made an 
average of $38,400, a 6 percent 
increase over 1990-91, according 
to a study by the Joint State 
Government Commission. 



The report, released annually 
since 1972, is used by die state 
House and Senate education and 
appropriations committees 
during budget hearings. 

Tuition at the 14 state-owned 
colleges -including Clarion 
University - averaged $3,028 in 
1991-92, an 18 percent increase 
over the previous year. A 9 
percent increase at state-related 
schools pushed their average 
tuition to $4,134. 

The study also said that in the 
fall of 1991, there were 579,553 
full and part-time students 
attending Pennsylvania's 145 
public and private colleges. 42 
percent, or 241,788, attended 



state-owned or state-related 
universities. 

Student enrollment in all 
Pennsylvania colleges has 
increased by 2 percent since fall 
1990. However the increase has 
only been 1 percent at public 
universities. 

There were 11,841 faculty 
members working at the state's 
public colleges in 1991-92, a 1 
percent increase over the year 
before. 

There are currently 5,668 
students enrolled at Clarion 
University. There are currently 
373 faculty members at the 
university accorrding to a fall 
1992 count. 



Class studies porn 



by John Williams 
College Press Service 

Constance Penley admits she 
had twinges of embarrassment 
when her film class first met in 
January. Her students at the 
University of California-Santa 
Barbara probably felt the same 
way, she said. 

But then again, those on both 
sides of the podium had every 
right to be squeamish about the 
class subject: the four-credit 
course is a study of pornography 
as a film genre. That's right, the 
kinds of films Mom and Dad 
told you never to watch are 
being shown in "Film studies 
150 PG Special Topics in Film 
Genre: Pornographic Film." 

"Deep Throat" and "Suburban 
Dykes" aren't exactly "The 
Sound of Music," but mat's me 
point. 

"We're trying to define [porn] 
as a genre. Our film program 
tries to give a comprehensive 



survey in American Film, and 
this is one of the largest that has 
gone unaddressed," Penley said. 

The class has all kinds of pom: 
straight, lesbian, gay, feminist 
and even amateur. The students 
have to be screened before being 
admitted to the class, and 
although the Film Studies 
Department had allocated 20 
openings, 70 students were 
admitted. 

"When I walked into class the 
first day, I saw 70 terrified faces. 
Even I didn't know what to 
expect," Penley said. "I think 
everyone feels funny being in 
this class." 

Only those willing to take a 
serious look at pornography and 
all its different outlets were let 
in, said Edward Branigan, chair 
of the Film Studies Department. 

"We wanted very serious 
students from different 
disciplines. Pornography is a 
very highly charged genre that 
has political and social weight to 



it," he said. "The course studies 
pornography as a fact, in the 
sense of 'Here's something that 
exists in the world and let's take 
a look at it'" 

Porn films from 1891 to the 
present are shown, Penley said. 
Such films include "Animal 
Locomotion" (1891) and "The 
Gay Shoe Clerk" (1903). 




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Casey unveils education budget proposal 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



Gov. Robert P. Casey unveiled 
a $1,313 billion higher education 
budget Tuesday in Harrisburg. 
The plan includes a seventh 
straight 10 percent annual 
increase in student aid grants and 
a challenge to schools to hold 
down tuition hikes. 

The 10 percent hike in student 
aid will enable the Pennsylvania 
Higher Education Assistance 
Agency to provide new grants to 
5,092 additional applicants and 
increase the maximum grant 
amount by $100 to $2,500. 

The average state grant for all 
recipients is expected to increase 
to $1,621, up $92 from the 
current year, during which 
135,748 full-time students are 
receiving grant money. 

Casey recommended that the 
state-owned universities receive 
$357.9 million in base state 
appropriations for the 1993-94 



fiscal year, an amount identical 
to the base funding for this year. 

Casey also proposed a tuition 
challenge program which would 
provide the state system with 
$200 for each full-time 
undergraduate Pennsylvania 
resident if the Board of 
Governors limited a tuition 
increase to a percentage equal to 
the Consumer Price Index or less 
for the academic year. A tuition 
cap could benefit nearly 150,000 
students. 

The CPI was not detailed in the 
budget presentation, preventing 
state system officials from 
predicting any tuition increases. 

Tuition for Pennsylvania 
residents at the 14 state-owned 
schools is $1,414 for the spring 
semester. A $100 increase 
effective for the spring semester 
was approved last July 16 by the 
system governors. 

"We welcome the possibility 
of increased state funding," said 
State System Chancellor James 



H. McCormick. "I am certain 
the system's Board of Governors 
will consider all options that may 
allow the system to participate in 
the Governor's tuition challenge 
program," he said. 

The state system has 
participated in previous tuition 
challenge grant programs. The 
Board of Governors limited 
tuition increases for 
Pennsylvania residents in 1989- 
90 and 1990-91 to comply with 
tuition challenge requirements. 

There are currently 76,951 
full-time Pennsylvania resident 
undergraduate students enrolled 
in the 14 state owned 
universities. Out-of-state student 
enrollments have declined by 
over 1,000 students since 1991. 

Casey challenged the state 
universities "to exercise the 
same fiscal discipline required of 
state government in these 
difficult economic times," 
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out of the same pocket, and that 
pocket belongs to the taxpayers 
of Pennsylvania." 

"The state system accepts 
Governor Casey's challenge of 
accountibilty," said McCormick. 
"It is important to note that all 
system faculty -from full 
professor to instructor- are 
expected to teach in the 
classroom. 

This productivity is highlighted 
by the annual 'Synder Report' 
which continues to show that the 
state system's faculty are, 
indeed, the most productive in 
the state," he said. 

Casey's budget 
recommendations still must pass 



"The Governor's proposals are 
the first steps in the long state 
budget process," said 
McCormick. 

Even with Casey's proposals, 
Clarion University could face a 
$1.4 million shortfall. Clarion's 
state appropriation is currently 
$24.7 million. 

CUP President Diane 
Reinhard, commenting on 
Casey's new budget proposals, 
said, "We appreciate Governor 
Casey's support of the state- 
owned universities and recognize 
the wide range of competing 
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Education reforms rebuffed 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



A hotly debated state education 
reform package was soundly 
defeated Monday night in the 
state House. 

In a 139-61 vote, the House 
amended a special education bill 
to order the state Board of 
Education to re-work the 
proposed Outcome Based 
Education reforms. 

The landslide vote came only 
hours after the board agreed to a 
request by Gov. Casey to stop 
their current review process in 
the hope of reaching a 
compromise before the vote in 
the House. 

Rep. Ron Gamble, D-Oakdale, 
asked the House to use the 
special education measure to 
void the outcome based 
regulations that were approved 
by the state board in January. 

Gamble insisted, though, that 
his amendment would not outlaw 

OBE. 

A final vote on the amended 
bill was delayed. 

Last week, the state Senate 
narrowly defeated a similar 
measure to defeat the OBE 
reforms. 



Sen. D. Michael Fisher, R- 
Upper St. Clair, introduced the 
measure, which would oust the 
reforms to OBE. 

The measure fell 29-20, 
although many of the 29 senators 
who voted against the proposal, 
said they did so only because 
they said it was not the right 
time, adding that their votes may 
change in the future. 

Fisher was attempting to attach 
his measure to a state bill that 
was to ensure state funding for 
handicapped and gifted students. 

Under OBE, students would 
advance to higher grades or 
graduate only after 
demonstrating that they have 
mastered certain levels of 
outcomes. 

Under the current system in 
Pennsylvania high schools, 
students must only complete a 
certain number of hours of 
instruction. 

Math and science outcomes 
have received wide ranging 
support, but caution flags have 
gone up over such outcomes as, 
"appreciating and anderstanding 
others." Critics have argued that 
the state is attempting to 
indoctrinate values into students. 

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not allowed the state Board of 
Education to create outcomes 
associated with "values, morals, 
or other affective or non- 
academic subjects," including 
"emotions, feelings, moods, 
opinions or sentiments." 
Statements in place in the OBE 
proposal forbid teachers from 
forcing students to hold any 
certain opinions or beliefs. 

Wyth Keever, assistant 
communication director for the 
Pennsylvania State Education 
Association, a teacher's union, 
said that those allegations are led 
by, "the far right, [both] religious 
and political. It is a deliberate 
agenda to discredit the public 
schools." 

Keever said the PSEA is 
concerned by the amount of 
confusion spread state-wide 
about OBE. 

Dr. Charles Duke, dean of 
education and human services 
said, "I think it's workable, [but] 
it has a lot of question marks. 
Schools have always taught 
values. [You] can't teach 
anything without some value 
interpretation," but added, "I 
think it's been blown out of 
proportion." 

Course description, points 
covered, assignments and 
reading materials were examples 
of indirect value transmission 
according to Duke. 

"At this point, going by what 
we received by the state, no one 
really knows [how sound OBE] 
is," said one area teacher. 
"There's still a lot of confusion 
filtering down from the state. A 
lot has come down from those 
opposed [to OPE] and not from 



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those in support." 

Under OBE, there are currently 
52 different outcomes, grouped 
under the headings of 
Communications, Mathematics, 
Science and Technology, 
Environment and Ecology, 
Citizenship, Appreciating and 
Understanding Others, Arts and 
Humanities, Career Education 
and Work, Wellness and Fitness 
and Personal, Family and 
Community Living. 

By. switching to OBE, school 
districts would be able to tailor 
instruction to the needs of 
individual students, allowing 
more knowledgeable students to 
progress at a more rapid rate. 
The 180 day school year and 
length of instruction time would 
not change under the new 



proposal. 

"The problem," said Duke, "is 
how the [levels] are measured." 

School districts would have to 
continuously monitor the 
outcome levels and would have 
to develop strategic and long- 
range plans which would be 
submitted to the state. 

Under OBE, school districts' 
autonomy actually increases, 
because they are free to develop 
their own curriculum under the 
outcomes. 
So far, 173 school districts have 
started to develop their strategic 
plans for OBE. 

Private schools will not be 
affected by this legislation. 

The state board of education 
must now draft another proposal 
and re-submit it. 



Clarion receives 
$1,000 co-op grant 



by Jennifer Frey 
News Writer 



The National Association of 
International Educators 

(NAFSA) of Washington D.C. 
awarded Clarion University a 
$1000 grant. 

The money is for a project 
called "Building Bridges: 
International Students and Social 
Science Majors." 

"The project intends to bring 
together secondary social studies 



with the international students, 
attended the Business and 
Industry Exposition in 
Pittsburgh. 

NAFSA serves as "a guide to a 
standard of performance, a 
source of professional training 
and as a voice for international 
educational exchange programs." 

The grants will provide foreign 
students at U.S. colleges, and 
U.S. students who are studying 
abroad with background and 
training of other cultures. 



'International students are such 



a great resource... " 



-Dr. Saundra McKee 



education majors and 
international students to make 
presentations in area schools," 
said Dr. Saundra McKee in the 
cooperative grant release. 

McKee is the associate 
professor of education at C.U.P., 
and received the grant in hopes 
to help students "gain insights 
into our school systems." 

McKee was responsible for the 
application from the association. 

Social studies majors, along 



NAFSA was founded in 1948 
with help from academic 
institutions, government and 
private organizations to develop 
the education and ability of 
people involved with 
international education. The 
association is a center for 
professional training, a model for 
guidelines of performance and a 
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Final indignities in Russia 



compiled by 
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World 



High cost of 
dying in Russia 

A growing number of Russians 
can not afford to give their loved 
ones a decent burial. 

Increasingly they write "lack 
of money" on a form and let the 
state cremate the bodies and 
dump the ashes in unmarked 
graves. 

The average funeral can cost 
more than 35,000 rubles, or 
about 60 U.S. dollars. However, 
that amount is almost three 
months' salary for the average 
Russian worker. The average 
cost of a funeral in the U.S. is 
$4,000. 

Russian funeral homes are a 
rarity. Most burials are 
performed by Ritual, a state 
owned monopoly, which also 
sells coffins and wreaths, rents 
buses out as hearses, does the 
embalming and operates the 
graveyards. 

.In almost every case each step 
involves a bribe. Bribes may 
range from vodka for the 
musician at the wake, to 
thousands of rubles for a prime 
cemetary lot. 

Not only do the families face 
runaway costs, but now face the 
possibilty of organized crime 
moving into the death industry. 



National 

Kevorkian aids 
twelth suicide 

Dr. Jack Kevorkian helped a 
twelth person commit suicide on 
Monday. 

Elaine Goldbaum, 47, of 
Detroit, killed herself in her 
apartment by putting on a gas 
mask and pulling a clip that 
released carbon monoxide into 
the mask. 

Goldbaum suffered from 
multiple sclerosis, which attacks 
the central nervous system. 
There is no known cure. 

It was the third suicide in five 
days that Kevorkian assisted. 
Last Thursday, Kevorkian helped 
Stanley Ball, 82, and Mary 
Biernat, 73, commit suicide in 
Ball's Leland, Michigan home. 

Michigan recently passed a law 
banning doctor assisted suicide, 
but the law does not take effect 
until March 30. 

Kevorkian's lawyer, Geoffrey 
Fieger said there has been a 
flurry of letters from people 
asking Kevorkian to assist them 
in their suicides before the ban 
takes effect. 

"I've talked to Jack and he's not 
going to rush things," said 
Fieger. 

Kevorkian has implied he 
intends to ignore the law when it 
takes effect because he believes 
it is immoral. 

The ban will last 15 months, 
while the issue is studied. 



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State 

Casey concerned 
with TMI security 

A break-in at the Three Mile 
Island nuclear power plant last 
weekend has prompted Gov. 
Casey to order an inquiry into 
security at the plant. 

A man crashed his car through 
the gates at TMI Sunday 
morning and eluded authorities 
for four hours. Officials at the 
plant claim there was never any 
danger of a nuclear accident. 

Casey named Lt. Gov. Mark 
Singel to head a panel to 
investigate the break-in and 
make recommendations for 
improved security. 



OBE reforms voted 
down in House 

The state House of 
Representatives voted down a 
highly debated package of 
economic reforms on Monday. 

The vote came hours after the 
state Board of Education, hoping 
to ward off a legislative defeat, 
agreed to Gov. Casey's request to 
stop the review process so a 
compromise could be reached on 
Outcomes Based Education 
reforms. 

Casey has said he supports 
OBE, but hopes to avoid debate 
with the legislature, which could 
hold up special education 
funding. 



Charity founder acuitted 
on theft charges 

Kathleen Coyne, founder of 
Godspeed House, Inc., a charity 
that assisted with transplant 
costs, was acquitted on Monday 
of theft charges. 

Coyne had been accused of 
two counts of theft by failure to 
make required deposition of 
funds. 

The money in question had 
been donated to the charity she 
established to care for terminally 
ill persons. Additional charges 
involving the misappropriation 
of $60,000 were dropped when a 
witness could not testify due to 
medical appointments in Florida. 




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News 



courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Instructor dismissed over 
complaint 

A business law instructor at 
Northern Michigan University 
was asked not to teach the winter 
semester after a student 
complained that he let his class 
out early. 

Willard Martin, who taught a 
class scheduled from 6:30 p.m. 
to 8:30 p.m., usually finished 
presenting his material by 8 p.m. 
and dismissed students. A 
student filed a complaint to the 
Management and Marketing 
Department, the North Wind 
reported. 

"There are many times when 
the class time is longer than the 
material [that] needs taught," 

Martin told the newspaper. 



Students run violence 
symposium 

Peace activist William Sloane 
Coffin and Judith Lee Berg, the 
widow of a Denver radio talk 
show host who was killed by 
neo-nazis, are among speakers 
scheduled for a symposium on 
violence at Dickinson College. 

The four-day meeting, 
"Violence: Society Under Siege," 
to be held Feb. 14-17, is 
organized and run entirely by 
students. 

The student symposium started 
in 1964. Each year, it focuses on 
a different issue, ranging from 
poverty to the environment to 
American sports. 

This year's meeting will address 
domestic, racial, urban and 
international violence, and 
explore possible solutions. 



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Documentary tracks 
black pilots 

World War II has started, and 
an aviation fighter squadron 
leads Americans on missions 
over enemy territory from North 
Africa to Sicily. 

The only catch is that the 
pilots are black, and they are 
forced to complete each mission 
without the aid of artillery. 

That's the story of the 
Tuskegee Airmen, an all-black 
fighter squadron, told through a 
video documentary and traveling 
exhibit that kicks off a national 
tour at the Smithsonian National 
Air and Space Museum in 
Washington, D.C. as part of the 
celebration of February's Black 
History Month. 

The documentary and exhibit 
were sponsored by McDonald's 
restaurants and Coca-Cola USA. 

"We feel it is long overdue and 
very important to educate young 
people about these talented black 
pilots who fought for their 
country and, unfortunately, are 
not mentioned in the history 
books," said Stephanie Skurdy, 
director of education for 
McDonald's Corp. 

The documentary features 
interviews with several airmen, 
including Gen. Benjamin O. 
Dadis Jr., the first black Lt Gen. 
in the U.S. Air Force. 



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The Clarion Call - 2-11-93- Page 11 







Malcolm X's daughter to speak 



by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 



When most of us think of 
Malcolm X, we think of a 
militant revolutionist, a powerful 
black leader who was shot and 
killed. When Attallah Shabazz 
thinks of the same man, she 
pictures a warm, loving man 
with whom she could share all 
her secrets. 

He was assassinated on 
February 21, 1965, while giving 
a speech at a rally in New York. 
She'll be coming to Clarion on 
Tuesday, February 16, at 8 p.m. 
in the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room to share her memories of 
one of the most important black 

leaders in history. 

Shabazz is the oldest of six 
daughters of Malcolm X and Dr. 
Betty Shabazz. She appeared on 
the cover of Essence Magazine's 
16th anniversary issue and Chic 
Magazine's first issue. 



She was raised in Westchester 
County, New York and graduated 
from Briarcliff College, 
majoring in International Law 
and minoring in English. 

Her diverse interests and 
abilities have led to such 
positions as Program Director 
for Little and Big Sisters 
Outreach Program at the 
Westchester YWCA, assistant 
film director for the Lincoln 
Center Film Institute, and 
director of Indian Lore for the 
Girl's Vacation Fund. 

She is president of Prism' 
International and co-founder of 
Nucleus, Inc. (Her partner is the 
eldest daughter of Martin Luther 
King Jr.) Through these 
organizations, she hopes to 
promote a desire in people to 
strive to better understand black 
history and the world in which 
we live. 

Shabazz's lecture topics will 
include "Malcolm X — the man 




public affairs photo 
Attallah Shabazz will be speaking on Malcolm X and what it 
was like growing up with him as her father. 



and father, away from the 
podium" and "Positively You." 
She will share personal 
memories of her father and 
reveal a side of his personality 
that many of us never imagined. 
She will also speak about the 
powers of positive self-image in 
attaining any dream. She 
encourages people to be 
revolutionaries within 

themselves and begin to make 
changes from within. 

Attallah Shabazz will share her 
important messages with Clarion 
this Tuesday in the Gemmell 
Complex. 

Students wishing to attend 
should pick up tickets at the 
main service desk in Gemmell. 
Tickets are free to Clarion 
students with a valid ID and $3 
to the public. 

Come celebrate black history 
month and hear the inspiring 
words of Attallah Shabazz. You 
just might learn something! 



TV5 now brings Clarion the news 



by Kelly Mahoney 
Features Writer 



We are all used to watching the 
city newscasts and seeing 
Clarion mentioned briefly, 
maybe once a week, if we're 
lucky, only to hear about how 
lousy the weather is for that day. 

Well, starting February 11, 
executive producer and sales 
manager Mark Naccarato will 
change all of that for both the 
students and the community of 
Clarion. 

"We're bringing back to 
Clarion credibility and a chance 
to get the news that is relevant to 
them," he said. After taking a 
general consensus from the 
residents and students, 
Narccarato decided to give 
everyone the chance to get the 
news that he feels has been 
underplayed by newscasts in the 
big cities. 

"Clarion is seldom 
mentioned," Narccarato said. 
But through his program he 
plans to get rid of this lack of 
exposure. 

As news anchors, Matt Niemla 




and Jennifer Clark will report 
news from local and state 
governments, town meetings, 
weather reports and a special 
human interest section. Bill 
Howell will cue the local sports 
updates. 

"I feel it's going to be 



If anyone has any upcoming 
events, news or human interest 
stories they would like to share 
with the people of Clarion, write 
or call the station. "We plan to 
cover whatever comes our way," 
said Naccarato. 

Finally, even for half an hour 



"We're bringing back to 
Clarion credibility and a 
chance to get the news that 
is relevant ..." 

- Mark Naccarato 



Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
Mark Naccarato, the man behind the new TV 5 news is 
confident that the show will be a success. The first 
newscast will air tonight. 



successful," said Naccarato. 
"There's been a need for this for 
a long time." 

TV-5 plans to air their first half 
hour show live at 10 p.m. every 
Thursday and rebroadcast on 
Fridays at 7 p.m. "It's a way of 
letting people here know of 
upcoming social and cultural 
events," Naccarato said. 



once a week, Clarion will be 
more than a bad weather report 
on the larger city stations. This 
time there will be a newscast 
targeted to us, the students and 
the general community that will 
make Clarion more man a dot on 
a map. 



Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 2-11-93 

Cultural spotlight, East Asia 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



Looking to experience a taste 
of foreign culture? Look no 
further. The Clarion International 
Association will be holding a 
cultural night, starring the 
customs and cuisine of East 
Asian countries, on February 12. 

The countries highlighted for 
this event will be China, Japan, 
Korea, Malaysia, the Phillipines, 
Hong Kong and Taiwan. 
Students from these countries 
will share some of their customs. 
There will be traditional dance, a 
musical performance, a writing 
demonstration and a chopstick 
competition from China. • 

After the show, the audience 
will be able to sample authentic 
food from the countries 
represented. Specialties will 
include various vegetable dishes, 
tofu, and a dessert. According to 
Juyon Lee, one of the events 



planners, the food will be all 
authentically prepared by the 
international students. 

The goal of the Clarion 
International Association is to 
promote a greater understanding 
between cultures. 

"The main purpose is to share 

their cultures with the 

community, both on campus and 

in the Clarion area. So often, we 

just see a country on the news 

and don't know what traditions 

make up mat culture," said Lynn 

Hepfl, of the International 

programs office. Other events 

they have participated in are the 

Autumn Leaf Festival and the 

parade. They have also spoken 

to various community groups 

such as Girl Scout troops and 

incoming freshman students. 

There is no admission to East 
Asian night and it is open to 
everyone. The program starts at 
7:00 p.m. in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose room. 



Faculty recital tonight 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Come out and see a one man 
band perform a spectacular and 
amazing show. 

Vahe Berberian, assistant 
professor of the music 
department at Clarion University 
will perform an unaccompanied 
violoncello recital Feb. 11 at 
8:15 p.m. in the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. 

Berberian has selected three 



compositions from the repertoire 
written for solo violoncello; the 
Bach Suite No. 3 in C Major, 
BWV 1009, the Khachatruian 
Sonata-Fantasy, and the Kodaly 
Sonata, Opus 8. The Kodaly 
Sonata, written in 1915, is 
considered to extend to the 
ultimate parameters of the 
violoncello. 

Unaccompanied violoncello 
recitals are rare and difficult to 
perform. The soloist must 
incorporate other instruments or 



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Thurs. Feb. 11 

Faculty Recital: 
Vahe Berberian, Cello 
(Aud) 8:15 p.m. 



Fri. Feb. 12 

LINCOLN'S BIRTHDAY 

- Credit/no record ends 

- Clarion Ink Assoc. 
Cultural program 
(Gem M-P) 7 p.m. 



Sun. Feb. 14 

VALENTINE'S DAY 

- UAB "Love Poetry" 

(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Mon. Feb* 15 

WASHINGTON'S 
BIRTHDAY 
-MBBatEdinboro 
- W. BB at Edinboro 



Sat. Feb. 13 

- M. BB at Lake Erie 

- Wrestling vs. Pitt 
7:30 p.m. 



Wed. Feb. 17 

W. BB vs. Lock Haven 

6:00 p.m 

M. BB vs. Lock Haven 

8:00 p.m. 

Swim at PSAC 

Championships 



Thurs. Feb. 18 

Swim at PSAC 
Championships 
UAB Movie 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



lues. Feb. 16 

UAB presents 
Attallah Shabazz 
(Gem M-P) 8 p,m. 










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WCCB Dance 
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11 p.m. 



CALL-ON-YOU 
compiled by 
Debbie Huffman 




Dana Machen 

Senior, Communication 

"No. Public Safety needs to start paying 

attention to the real crime on campus." 



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an accompaniment into one 
instrument. 

Berberian has been a faculty 
member at Clarion since 1965. 
He has also taught at Lamar 
University in Beaumont, Texas, 
and Beruit, Lebanon. Berberian 



said, "At one time Beruit was the 
Paris of the mid-east because it 
was musically active." He 
teaches Theory of Music and 
Instrumental Techniques at the 
university. 
He has played as a soloist in 



orchestra's east of the 
Mississippi. He has played with 
the Fort Smith Orchestra. 

He also has established the 
"American String Teachers 
Association," and a national 
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Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 2-11-93 



FAMOUS LEADERS 



Marcus Mosiah Garvey, a 

compelling orator, organizer and 
black nationalist, advocated 
economic independence and 
black internationalism as an 
answer to the black man's plight. 
Garvey was highly intelligent 
and an avid reader, gifted in the 
use of language. He was 
impressed as a youngster with 
the power of oratory persuasion 
and spent hours in his room 
reciting and learning new words 



from a small dictionary he 
carried. Garvey was concerned 
about injustices perpetrated 
against his race. He searched for 
better opportunities in Central 
and South America. He was 
moved by Booker T. 
Washington's philosophy of 
black self-help. 

In 1914, Garvey founded the 
Universal Negro Improvement 
Association (UNIA). Garvey 
had recruited nearly 2,000 



members in the UNIA. He 
traveled and preached racial 
pride and independence. In 
January 1918, he began 
publishing the Negro World, 
which became a leading weekly 
newspaper. The UNIA's goals 
were to establish worldwide 
commercial activity, promote 
racial unity through education, 
encourage racial pride and 
develop Africa. 

In 1919, Garvey started the 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-A state appeals court in Santa 
Ana, California, upheld a lower 
court in December by granting 
Sheryle Ulyate an increase in 
child support payments from her 
ex-husband for their 15-year-old 
daughter, from $2,000 a month 
to $6,000 a month. Ulyate said 
the girl's monthly expenses 
included $2,000 for clothing, 
$300 for jewelry and $1,600 for 
entertainment, and she asked for 
$15,000 a month. The ex- 
husband made a fortune selling 
mini-blinds. 

-In August, Baton Rouge, 
Louisiana, police charged 
Redmond McGee, 25, with 
breaking into a woman's house 
to burglarize it and brushing her 
hair against her will. 

-In July, a Jackson Center, 
Pennsylvania woman reported 
that someone used a ladder to 
climb into the second story of 
her home and that apparently all 
that was missing was $10 worth 
of diapers, despite the presence 
of jewelry and antiques in the 
same room. 

-In Toms River, New Jersey, 
William Radice Jr., 20, pleaded 
guilty in November of forcing a 
woman to take off one of her 
black loafers and give it to him. 
He had accosted her in her 
driveway as she was unloading 
groceries. 

-A civilian dog in Knoxville, 
Tennessee, came home in 
December carrying in his mouth 
a bag of cocaine with a street 
value of $16,000. His owner 



declined police efforts to recruit 
the dog. 

-In July, seconds after Pat 
Lees' prize pigeon Percy won a 
France to Sheffield (England) 
homing race, beating out 900 
others, a cat pounced on it and 
ate it. By the time Lees could 
retrieve Percy's tag, as proof that 
it had finished the race, two 
other pigeons had landed, giving 
. the late Percy only third place. 
-In December, a St. Louis 
domestic relations judge decreed 
that a divorcing couple, Tony 
and Carla Julius, were each 
entitled to custody of one of their 
two dogs, but that each Sunday 
the dogs must play together for 
four hours with Tony and four 
with Carla. 

-In September, a court in 
Henley, England, upheld a local 
decision to deny a license for an 
outdoor music festival because 
the field was too close to a pig- 
breeding center. The magistrates 
thought the noise would upset 
the pigs. 

-A 42-year-old man was found 
not guilty by reason of insanity 
in Gainesville, Florida, in 
January on charges that he set 
fire to 22 churches in Florida, 
Colorado and Tennessee in a 10 
month period. The man said he 
set the fires as punishment 
because he thought church 
computers were sending him 
painful signals to be 
homosexual. 

-The Tass news agency 
reported in December that Olga 
Frankevich, who fled Soviet 
security police in 1947 during 



the Stalinist purge, surfaced from 
a house in western Ukraine, 
where she had been hiding under 
a bed for 45 years. Her slightly 
bolder sister roamed the house 
but never left it. 

-At least 18 people were 
arrested around Manila in the 
Philippines on December 27 for 
deflating automobile tires for 
religious reasons. Followers of 
"The Reserved Manpower of the 
Good Wisdom for All Nations" 
religion said it was "God's 
order" to let out air. Said one, 
"Air is from God. This is the 
solution to the crisis in our 
country." 

-In September, Gene Kasmar 
filed a petition urging that a 
school district near Minneapolis 
ban the Bible from public 
schools on the grounds that it is 
obscene. Kasmar had cited 20 
pages of Biblical references to 
explicit sex, child abuse, incest, 
scatology, nakedness, 

concubines and the mistreatment 
of women. (The board turned 
him down in November.) 

-In October, Dearborn, 
Michigan, police officer Brian 
Yinger was suspended and 
ordered to undergo 

psychotherapy. Police Chief 
Robert Deziel said Yinger's 
offense was that he writes the 
number "7" European style, with 
a horizontal line through it, thus 
"confusing" department clerks. 



-(C) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Black Star Ship Line. However, 
his UNIA ventures soon fell 
upon financial hardship. His 
legacy is simply stated, "Up you 
mighty race, you can accomplish 
what you will." 

Madame C.J. Walker was 
born in Delta, Louisiana. She 
was orphaned during childhood 
and raised by her married sister. 

In 1905 she began to perfect a 
formula by using a hot iron for 
straightening the hair of negro 
women, as well as cream for 
"improving " the complexion. 
Beginning as a door to door 
peddler of her cosmetic products, 
she amassed a fortune. In 1908 
she organized a second office in 
Pittsburgh, PA, managed by her 
daughter L'Leila. 

In 1910 she moved her offices 



to Indianapolis, where she built a 
plant to manufacture her hair 
products and facial creams. 
Arriving in New York City after 
1910, she established Lelia 
College to train young women in 
the Walker Beauty System and 
the use of Walker beauty 
products. 

Madame C.J. Walker's hair 
products made her one of the 
more successful businesswomen 
of the early twentieth century. 
She employed over 3,000 
people, mostly women, who set 
the example for potential clients. 
Madame Walker 
revolutionized the personal habit 
and appearance of millions. She 
advocated cleanliness and 
loveliness to advance self- 
respect and racial pride. 




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The Clarion Call - 2-11-93 - Page 15 



Get in the mood with 'love poetry 



by Amy Gerkin 
Asst, Features Editor 



Now showing at the art gallery 



For those of you who will be 
here on campus on Valentine's 
Day, enjoy the love poetry 
written and read by Dr. Ed 
Ochester. Sponsored by the 
UAB, he will be appearing 
Sunday, February 14, at 8 p.m. in 
the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room. 

Dr. Ochester, professor of 
English at the University of 
Pittsburgh, is editor of Pitt 
Poetry Series, where he selects, 
for publication, all books in the 
series other than the AWP 



(Associated Writing Programs) 
Award Series titles, which are 
selected by prominent outside 
readers. The Pitt Poetry Series 
long has been regarded as one of 
the most successful ventures of 
its kind. 

Dr. Ochester is also the general 
editor of the Drue Heinz 
Literature Prize for short fiction 
for the University of Pittsburgh 
Press. He is also a co-editor for 
5 A.M., an independent magazine 
of contemporary poetry. 

Several books were written by 
Dr. Ochester, including; 
Changing the Name to Ochester, 
Weehawken Ferry, Miracle Mile. 



The End of the Ice Age and 
Dancing on the Edges of Knives. 
His poetry has also been 
published in periodicals such as 
North American Review, Paris 
Review, The New Republic, 
Southern Poetry Review and 
others. 

Many of Dr. Ochester 's poetry 
in anthologies were published by 
Bantam Books, Harper Collins, 
Macmillan, International 
Publishers, American Library 
Association and many more. 

When it comes to the Spring 
Church Book Company, Dr. 
Ochester states, "Since 1973, I 



have been one of the principals 
of this mailorder retailer of 
contemporary poetry from all 50 
states and some dozen foreign 
countries. 

Dr. Ochester is also involved in 
several organizations. He is 
serving his second term on the 
Board of Directors for the AWP, 
where he is the former president 
and vice-president. Dr. Ochester 
is also involved in the Acadamy 
of American Poets, the Poetry 
Society of America and the 
Modern Language Association. 

Aside from Clarion University, 
Dr. Ochester has read poetry and 



lectured on university and 
college campuses as well as 
festivals across the United 
States. Here in Pennsylvania, he 
has travelled to Bucknell 
University, Carnegie Mellon 
University, Penn State and the 
annual Three Rivers Arts 
Festival in Pittsburgh. 

The reading is free and open to 
me public. So whether you are 
with a loved one or just like 
poetry, Dr.. Ed Ochester will 
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display through February 26. 

The exhibition features works 
from 20 different artists across 
the nation and two from the 
Netherlands. The exhibit is full 



of entirely new works using the 
theme of time. 

The exhibition was organized 
by the Zoller Gallery, School of 
Visual Arts, at Penn State 
University. It was first displayed 
at the Zoller Gallery, then at the 
Erie Art Museum before it came 
to Clarion. 

"The exhibition features an 
eclectic group of artists and 



designers who were invited to 
create a piece or pieces based on 
the theme of time," said Cindi 
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Gallery. "Each of these artists 
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personal message to us." 

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for "Time Pieces." 

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be available upon request at the 
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Arts, the Institute for the Arts 
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Feb 7 thru 13 



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could be tomorrow's facts for those 
willing to accept responsibility. Nice 
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impressionable and letting your 
imagination go beyond a balance.' 

TAURUS April 21- May 21 

By concert traungon your soaal life voull 
meet people who share your interests. 
GEMINI May 22 -June 21 

Being resourceful is sometimes only a 
matter of using a different approach. 

CANCER June 22 -July 23 

People might express themselves more 
frankly. Avoid jumping to conclusions. 
LEO July 24 - August 23 

Thoughts and senses are likely to be 
more penetrating and intuitive. 
VIRGO August 24 -Sept 23 

Don't be afraid to express your feelings 
because you don't want to rock any boats. 
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could open new opportunities. 

SCORPIO Oct24-Nov22 

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Page 18 - The Clarion Call - 2-11-93 



Dealing with diversity 



by Gara Smith 
Contributing Writing 



"It's nothing about seeing 
color... it is what you do after 
seeing color," was spoken by 
Theodore "Ted" G. White III, a 
vice president for programs of 
Training Research Development 
(TRD), Inc. On Tuesday, 
February 9, over 50 Clarion 
University students attended a 
Multicultural Student 

Empowerment workshop at the 
Clarion Holiday Inn. 

The student group presentation 
was given by White and Sylvia 
Y. Bittle, a doctoral candidate 
and graduate fellow in industrial 
and organizational psychology at 
the University of Maryland at 
College Park. 

Following the welcome and 



introduction, the "Why's and 
What's of Diversity" were 
discussed. The communication 
barrier between the races never 
being broken, and the fact that 
people no longer are separated 
by geographic boundaries were 
the main concerns of the why's 
of diversity. 

The "what" of diversity was 
explained through the 
Multicultural Change Process. 
"The individual can make 
choices which are bridges 
between the stepping stones of 
awareness, knowledge and skill," 
said White. 

Also involved in the process 
are primary dimensions of 
diversity (age, ethnicity, gender, 
physical abilities/ qualities, race 
or sexual/ affectional orientation) 
and secondary dimensions of 



diversity (educational 

background, geographic 

location, income, marital status, 
military experience, parental 
status, religious beliefs, or work 
experience). 

Students participated with 
various exercises such as 
diversity and difference, societal 
stereotypes, sociocultural 
awareness, white 

privileges/white identity 
development and creating a 
vision of a multicultural student 
body. 

Where do we go from here? 
Students suggested more 
multicultural workshops, more 
diversity training to faculty and 
active participation to all CSA 
organization programs, just to 
name a few ideas. 



CARLSON LIBRARY: 

CHECK IT OUT! 



Did you know? 

-That all the library displays 
are created by just one person? 
And the credit goes to Karen 
Sheesman (Library Asst.). , 

-That February is Black 
History Month? 

♦Check out the display case 
next to the reference room. 

♦Check out this month's 
journals (Instructor, Black Issues 
in Higher Education) 

♦Check out "Eyes on the 
Prize" a PBS Video Series. 

-That a study will soon be 
underway in Carlson to evaluate 
the new Geac 8000 system? 
(Detailed information on this in a 
future column). 

-That there is a suggestion box, 
just for your input. (Under the 
main directory). 

-That you can find items such 
as Rolling Stone, Broadcasting 



or the New York Times in the 
periodicals room? 

- That if a book is listed as 
Main/C* Quar under "Location" 
on Geac it means the book is 
oversized. Those oversized 
books whose call numbers begin 
with A through V can be found 
on Third Floor North. Those that 
begin with two can be found at 
the end of the regular two run on 
First Floor North. 

-That you can contribute this 
column by submitting a review 
or special feature on a topic that 
interests you? 

- That you can request a tour of 
the library, and that the person to 



see is Basil Martin in the 
reference room? 

- If Punxsy Phil was correct we 
still have about five weeks of 
winter left, so now is a great 
time to get some reading and 
research done! 

"I have many fond memories 
of the time I spent in the Garland 
County Library. As a student in 
high school and college, my love 
for leaving was fostered and 
enhanced by all the resources I 
made use of in the libraries 
where I studied. . . Today the 
library is not only a special place 
for me but for my family also." 
-Bill Clinton 



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by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Despite a 41 point effort by 
Clarion guard Kwame Morton, 
the Eagles missed out on a 
golden opportunity to move into 
first place in the PSAC-West last 
night. 

California shooting sensation 
Ray Gutierrez stole the spotlight 
in the 108-91 defeat of Clarion. 
Gutierrez scorched the nets for 
35 points, including a 15 for 16 
night from the foul line. 

Cal shot a blistering 62 percent 
in the first half and soared out to 
a 56-44 halftime advantage. A 
Morton three-point shot closed 
the lead to within six midway 
through half number two, but 
Gutierrez stopped them right 

there. 

Gutierrez exploded for nine 
straight Vulcan points and the 
lead was back to 12. From there, 
Clarion never got closer than 
within 10. 

For the game, Morton received 
little help as Steve Branch and 
Roy Bumosky were the only 
other Eagles scoring in double 
figures. 

Three Clarion players fouled 
out as the Eagles committed 31 
total fouls, leading to 50 Cal free 
throws. Bumosky, Brian Paige 
and Dave Wojciechowski were 
all forced to leave due to foul 
problems. 

With Morton's career high of 
41 points, he moved into fifth 
place on Clarion's all-time 
leading scorer list with 1,534 
points, passing Terry Thompson. 
The nineteen point loss was the 
only sour note on an otherwise 
perfect week. Clarion took 
advantage of a three-game 
homestand by defeating Slippery 
Rock and IUP to set up the first 
place battle with Cal. 

The Eagles knew the 
possibilities that this three game 
homestand possessed, and they 
entered last Wednesday's match- 
up with Slippery Rock with fire 
in their eyes. Clarion never 
allowed the Rockets the pleasure 
of a lead and whitewashed its 
arch-rival 90-66 in front of 1,500 
faithful at Tippin Gymnasium. 

Morton had already imbedded 
15 points by intermission, and 




dropped in 15 first half points. 
Despite a dismal five point half 
from Morton and a seven point 
half from Bumoskey, the Eagles 
found themselves leading 35-32 
at the break. 

Leading 43-41 early in the 
second, Clarion ran off nine 
straight points and built a 
comfortable 11 point advantage. 
The comfort quickly turned to 
chaos as IUP exploded for 23 of 
the next 29 points and blew past 
the Eagles, 73-64. The lead was 
not all that Clarion lost during 
the spurt. Leading rebounder 
Chris Boone had picked up foul 
number five, and combined with 
the four that both Branch and Ian 
Whyte had obtained, the first 
place match-up with Cal seemed 
to be just a fairy tale. 

But, once upon a time there 
was a man named Kwame. 
Morton guided the Eagles on a 
15-2 road to a happy ending by 
nailing a three-point bomb that 
brought the capacity crowd to its 
feet. Morton's launch was 
followed by two consecutive 
threes by Bumoskey and 
Wojciechowski, and the Indians 
could never recover. 

Clutch foul shooting down the 
stretch locked up the second win 
of the homestand, 95-86, and set 
up the first place meeting with 

Cal. 

The Eagles will next travel to 
Lake Erie for a non-conference 
game on Saturday. Clarion's 
next PS AC batUe will take place 
in Edinboro on Monday, and the 
next home tilt is against Lock 
Haven on Wednesday. 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Someone's got to give: Steve Branch (50) pivots on an IUP defender to score. Branch is 
averaging over 11 points a game for the Eagles for the season. 



the Eagles led at the break 39-3 1 . 
The first two minutes of the 
second half transformed this 
tightly contested PSAC battle 
into a Bumoskey shooting clinic. 
Bumoskey's drilled three 
consecutive treys, and the rout 
that nobody expected began to 
unfoil. Slippery Rock could not 
squeeze any closer than ten, and 
soon the Clarion lead had 
ballooned to an insurmountable 



32 point cushion. Game number 
one of this crucial three game set 
had gone to the Eagles in 
convincing fashion, and fans 
anxiously awaited a Saturday 
night confrontation with IUP. 

Morton led all scorers with 29, 
while Bumoskey and Paige 
chimed in with 20 and 13 points, 
respectively. The Eagles shot a 
blazing 43 percent from behind 
the three-point arc, and the Rock 



never had a prayer. 

A Saturday night rendevous 
with IUP emitted the sensual 
aroma of a playoff atmosphere. 
Branch set the tone for half 
number one by scoring seven of 
Clarion's first 10 points. While 
Morton and Bumoskey had been 
smothered by two or three Indian 
defenders at a time, it was 
Branch who picked up the 
scoring slack and calmly 



Golden Ea«i.e leaders 

Points per CAME 
Morton (24.5) 

KpfOPNDS PER GAME 

Boone (7.2) 

Assists 
Wojciechowski (130) 

Yjinr. THROW PERCENTAGE 

Paige (90%) 

Steals 

Wojo (3<S) 

Bumosky (36) 



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Sintobin plays key role in both 

Clarion wrestlers take two matches to the wire 



by Eric Feigel 
Soorts Writer 



It may seem like the best place 
in a wrestling line-up. No 
starving to make weight, no 
induced vomiting needed. All 
the heavyweight does is work 
out and wrestle, right? Well, 
anyone would have given up 
food to avoid the pressure that 
junior heavyweight Rob Sintobin 
must have felt this past week. 
Sintobin had the outcome of two 
straight matches fall solely on 
his broad shoulders. 

On Friday night, Sintobin 
earned a hard-fought 8-4 
decision over Army's B.J 
Sjolinder to help the Eagles seize 
a 19-19 draw with the Cadets. 

Clarion started off fast when 
Luke Shocklee pinned Matt Orr. 
The win gave CUP a 6-0 lead 
heading into the 126-pound 
match. Kyle Wolfe dropped a 
close one, 5-3 in OT, and the 
Clarion lead was cut in half. 

At 134 pounds, Nick 
Pendolino pulled out a victory to 
give Clarion a 9-3 lead. 
Freshman Dave Thomas then 
gave it everything he had against 
Army's Dave Warnick at 142. 
Wamick, who was ranked as the 
number five wrestler in the 
country coming in, was moved 
up from 134. After being tied at 
two a piece going into the third 
period, Thomas got caught and 
suffered a fall. 

With the match tied at 9-9, 
Moss Grays got things rolling 
again for Clarion. A Grays 12-4 
major decision gave Clarion a 
13-9 advantage going into the 
158 pound weight class, but the 
Eagles lost the next two and 
found themselves trailing 16-13. 
Dan Payne tied the match back 
up with a 9-4 decision over 
Simon Reese. After losing the 



190 pound match, Sintobin 
brushed the pressure aside and 
sealed an overall draw with his 
8-4 decision at heavyweight. 

On Tuesday, CUP travelled to 
Kent State. Decisions by 
Shocklee, Pendolino and 
Thomas combined with a pinfall 
by Moss Grays gave Clarion a 
commanding 15-3 cushion. 
Unfortunately for the Eagles, 26- 
5 wrestler Dan Payne was sick 
and could not perform. The 
Golden Flashes fought all the 
way back, and with Tiny 
Anderson's heartbreaking 
overtime loss, Kent State took a 
16-15 lead. 

One match remained, and 
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Sintobin. In a controversial 
decision, the official awarded a 
pinfall to the Kent State wrestler. 
Head Coach Jack Davis pleaded 
his case to no avail, and the 
match was over. Kent State 22, 
Clarion 15. 

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Golden Eagles defeat Cal in divisional shootout 

*— * .- /-.._• ». _: troripH hnnn« to make it 25-2* 



byJonQ.SUler 
Soorts Editor 



The Clarion University 
women's basketball team has 
been entering conference play all 
taped up as of late, but for good 
reason. PSAC-West rivals are 
attempting anything to try to 
slow down the undefeated 
Golden Eagles, even if that 
means getting a little physical. 
The strategy seems to work to 
begin games, but Clarion's run- 
and-gun, spread-out attack has 
been prevailing in the end. 

The Eagles improved their 
conference leading record to 7-0 
last night by defeating a pesky 
Cal team 87-80 with a strong 
second half performance. 

Cal jumped out to a big 12 
point advantage in only five 
minutes, but CUP quickly 
stormed back. 

The Eagles were trailing 17-5 
with 13:40 left to go in the first 
half, but two quick Mona 
Gaffney layups and two trifectas, 
by Leatha Dudeck and Shannon 
Coakley, set Clarion on a 10-0 
run and kept things close. The 
Eagles never led in the first half 
and trailed by as many as 12 
points. 

Cal slowed Clarion's fast-break 
attack in the first half by holding 
them to only 36 points on 38 
percent shooting. Fortunately, 
Clarion attempted 37 shots in 
the half to Cal's 30 attempts, 
keeping them in the contest. Cal 
only took a two point lead, 38- 
36, into the second half 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Approaching trifecta launch: Amy Coon (21) looks for her 
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Clarion in three-point field goals made. 

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advantage). 

Cal continued to play CUP 
tough early in the second half, 
matching Clarion point for point. 

At 6:25 to go in the game with 
the score knotted at 66-66, an 
Amy Coon three-pointer gave 
Clarion a three-point lead and set 
them on their way. Clarion 
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For the game, Clarion was 
outrebounded 47-32 but were 
able make up for that by 
shooting 40 percent from three- 
point land for the game. The 
hosts also delivered 90 percent 
(10-11) shooting from the charity 
stripe for the game. 

The bottom line is that no team 
has yet been able to keep up with 
the Eagle run-and-gun for an 
entire contest. 

Dudeck led CUP in the game 
with 17 points and also chipped 
in eight rebounds. 

Five other women scored in 
double-digits for the victors, led 
by Gaffney's 13 points in only 21 
minutes. 

Jones contributed on the inside 
with 10 caroms and four blocked 
shots. 

Coakley paced Clarion with six 
assists. 

The Clarion women, led by 
head coach Margaret "Gie" 
Parsons, have an overall record 
of 16-4 and have won nine in a 
row, including seven straight 
PSAC-West contests. They won 
at Cal, 91-81, earlier this season. 



Three more of Clarion's nine 
straight wins came this past 
week. Two of the three were 
conference victories. 

On Feb. 3, the Eagles pulled 
out a 75-73 conference nailbiter 
over The Rock. 

Clarion trailed throughout 
most of the contest before taking 
a 71-70 lead late on a Coakley 
jumper. 

CUP built the lead to 74-70 on 
a Coon three-pointer with 2:51 
remaining in the game. 

The Golden Eagles then failed 
to put the game away from the 
foul line, but a superb defensive 
effort kept The Rock off of the 
scoreboard to preserve the win. 
The Eagles missed three front 
ends of one-and-ones during the 
final minute before Jones hit one 
free throw with eight seconds 

left. 

Clarion trailed by as many as 
11 points early in the second half 
before they wore The Rock 
down. 

Gaffney paced the Eagles 
winning effort with 14 points in 
21 minutes. Dudeck and 
Coakley added 12 points each, 
Coon pitched in with 11 and 
Jones contributed 10. 

Jones pulled down 10 
rebounds, while Dudeck led the 
team in boards with 12 and 
added five steals. 

Point guard Melissa Barnette 
dished out six assists. 

The loss set The Rock back. 
They fell to 1-5 in the PSAC- 
West conference. 

On Feb. 6, the Eagles 
overcame a very physical IUP 
squad to pull out a 93-82 
conference drubbing. 

IUP played well early on, 
forcing CUP into a physical 
game. Clarion left IUP in the 
dust midway through the second 
half, however, as the visitors 
couldn't handle the pace. 

The Indians moved out to an 
early 23-17 lead, but the Eagles 
dialed long-distance to keep in 
the contest. 

Three-point percentage 
specialist Pam Mountsier hit 
back-to-back three's to even the 
game at 23-23, and the teams 



traded hoops to make it 25-25 
before a Jones layup gave CUP 
the lead for good. 

Amy Migyanka scored eight 
points on a Clarion 15-4 run that 
gave the hosts an 11 point 
advantage. The Eagles never let 
IUP any closer than within three 
points the rest of the way. 

The Golden Eagles built a 
huge 19 point lead late in the 
second half, settling for an 11 
point trouncing. 

Seven players reached double 
figures in scoring in the total 
team effort, Jones leading the 
way with 15 points. Barnette 
and Dudeck contributed 13 
points each. Mountsier, 
Migyanka, Coon and Coakley 
also added double-digit numbers. 
Jones led in rebounds for 
Clarion with 13. 

Coakley added six assists and 
four steals. 

Clarion led at the half 49-38. 
How, one might ask, when IUP 
shot 62 percent from the floor in 
the first half to Clarion's 45 
percent? Maybe because IUP 
turned the ball over 17 times, 
plus yielded nine offensive 
rebounds to CUP in the half. 
This resulted in Clarion shooting 
the ball 42 times for the half to 
IUP only shooting 24. IUP 
turned the ball over 29 times for 
the game. Clarion enjoyed the 
many opportunities to fast-break 
and capitalized. 

IUP fell to 2-4 in the PSAC- 
West. 

The Eagles warmed up for Cal 
by defeating St. Vincent, 77-60, 
in a non-conference contest on 
Monday night. 

Gaffney fired in 27 points, and 
Jones added 14 tallies. 

Coakley set a Clarion 
University record for career field 
goal attempts in the game. She 
needs just over 20 points to 
become Clarion's all-time 
scoring leader. Jeannine Tyler 
ended last year with 1,219 career 
points. Coon and Dudeck both 
have over 950 career points and 
will probably surpass 1,000 
career points this season. 

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Page 22- The Clarion Call-2-11-92 

Sports Spotlight 



Yes Virginia, there is a Clarion hockey team 



by Jon Q. Siller 
Sports Editor 



There isn't a Wayne Gretzky, a 
Mario Lemieux or an Al Iafrate 
in the bunch, by name or by 
talent, but there is a Jim 
Heckman, a James "Beezer" 
Gregg and a Dan Durkin. They 
make up part of the Clarion 
hockey club. 

A National Hockey League 
team they are not. A college or 
university hockey team they are 
not. A team with heart is what 
they are. I got their exclusive 
story from Heckman, the team's 
captain. He works, he is a DJ, he 
has 15 credits and has a hockey 
team. But a busy schedule isn't 
going to stop any pursuit of a 
man with heart. He wants to 
play hockey, and thus he does. 

The team was formed four 
years ago by Geoff Gray. 
Heckman remembers that the 
team actually had to "rush" 
players just like a fraternity 
would "rush" for members. He 
caught a glimpse of a flyer on a 
bulletin board and took an 
interest. Eleven other men also 
took an interest. Thus, the 
conception of the Clarion 
Warpigs. They joined a men's 
league in Kittaning, 
Pennsylvania. Yes, way out in 
Kittaning, PA. Clarion was 
getting creamed by older and 
more experienced teams that had 
been playing together for years 
but was getting a little better 
with every game. They even had 
the opportunity to play Grove 
City College, giving them 
experience against opponents 
their own age. Everything was 
going so well. It seemed so easy. 
Not even close, the Warpigs, 
now known more simply as the 
Clarion hockey club, had to and 
still has to deal with numerous 
challenges to just keep the team 
alive. But their admiration for 
the sport of hockey keeps them 
going. 

livery member of the 1993 
team is a Clarion University 
student. They include 

defensemen Jerry Ferraro, Ed 
Ganster, Greg Lobb, Bryan 
Vaughn , Durkin and Gregg. 
Jason Hanlon, Jeff Hensler, Mike 
Paraska, Matt Allison, Brian 
Nicol, "Lek" Sullivan and 
Heckman are on offense. Lou 
Berlingeri is the Clarion goalie. 
"It is Berlingeri's first year ever 
skating as goalie, and he has 
only been in goal eight games 
overall," said Heckman. "He 



may give up five or ten goals a 
game, but that is out of 45-50 
shots on goal. That is a great 
percentage considering the 
competition." Other members 
are Ray Dennis, Jason Delp and 
Kevin Porter. Heckman had 
praise for the whole team, seeing 
that every player has improved. 

On any given game day, four 
or five cars, packed with big 
hockey bags, travel to Kittaning 
to take on team's like "Coor's 
Light" or "Rick's Hockey 
Supply." Don't laugh. "Rick's 
Hockey Supply," from New 
Kensington, Pa., is one of the 
league's best. This past Monday 
evening, Clarion fell to these 
guys 11-5. Heckman said that 
Monday's game had 20 people in 
attendance, mostly parents and a 
few students. The attendance is 
usually not a factor because of 
the fact that most of the team's 
games are after 10 p.m. The 
players have busy schedules, and 
ice time is hard to get. But this 
is just another obstacle that the 
players have to meet head on for 
the love of the game. Heckman 
says that it gets rough at times. 
First of all, the team has no 
coach so players have to 
schedule games and set the 
lineup. In playing night games 
after 10 p.m., it may be 3 a.m. 
before the team gets back to 
Clarion. But the team goes on. 
"You've got to love hockey to be 
able to stand four ugly guys, 
sweaty and smelly, in the truck 
all the way home at 3 in the 
morning," Heckman said. He 
feels that with all of the younger 
guys his team has, the team will 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Le Magnifioue club (from left to right): Row 1- Jim Heckman, Lou Berlingeri, Mike Paraska & Brian 
Nicol. Row 2- Jerry Ferraro, Jason Hanlon, Ray Dennis, Bryan Vaughn & Jeff Hensler. Missing- Ed 
Ganster, Dan Durkin, Jim Gregg, 'Lek' Sullivan, Matt Allsion, Greg Lobb, Jason Delp & Kevin Porter. 



survive. 

Heckman feels that it would be 
easier if they received a little 
financial help. Clarion 
University is not affiliated with 
the Clarion hockey club, at least 
not in budget. Heckman says 
that this makes it hard on the 
team, but they do manage to get 
by. 

Without any support, each 
team member must pay around 
$150 dollars a semester to keep 
the team alive. Members have to 
buy their own jerseys, pay for 
rink time, pay for gas on the trips 
and even provide their own 
equipment. "I can't see why 



Clarion County, right smack in 
the middle of a hockey state, 
won't sponsor a hockey team," 
said Heckman. "I believe that 
hockey would be a great addition 
to this school. A rink would 
bring people and revenue into 
the college." Heckman says that 
the club has come a little way, 
though. "Nicol is doing a good 
job in trying to get us 
recognized," said Heckman. "It 



would just be nice to be able to 
practice with more than one 
puck. Evert" if the University 
would sponsor buses to go down 
to watch us play or something." 

No matter what, this team will 
survive. A team that has stuck 
together for four years on almost 
nothing has to have something 
deep down inside for the game 
of hockey. . . The Clarion hockey 
club has whatever that is. 



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Theta Phi Alpha would like to welcome our 
new associate members: Heather Kaeselau, 
Janine Kucinski, Tracy Orr, Jennifer Sniezek 
Congratulations! Love, Theta Phi Alpha 



Happy Valentines Day to our White Rose, Amy 
McLeish-you have been great. Love Sigma 
Tau Gamma 



To you kid: Happy Valentine's Day! I love you 
Samantha. Love Bill. 



Dana, you did a great job with rush. I'm very 
proud of you! Love, Colleen. 



Two 4 Tuesday 

Buy 1 large or medium pizza at Geo's, get a 
2nd at half price (of equal or lesser value). 



Michael--Happy Valentines Day and 2 1/2 
anniversary, hon! "Are you upstairs?" Love 
You-Kimberly 



To the Sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma, We took 
you on, you did your best, you tried to put us to 
the test. In the end you never won. We beat 
your butts and it was fun. Thanks for the 
volleyball game. Love, the Crows 



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Welcome to our two new pledge members 
Denise Bump and Emmanuel Onwudiwe and 
good luck to all pledges this semester. The 
Brothers of Alpha Phi Omega. 



To the Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha, Dallas won 
we're sorry to say but with your help we had 
fun anyway. Maybe next year we'll do it once 
more and hopefully our team will score. The 
Brothers of Alpha Chi Rho 



ZTA-Jen Detore Happy B-day! Love, your 

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Announcements 



Remember Alpha Sigma Tau through Spring 
1993's formal Rush. Our sorority promotes 
diversity, togetherness and high academic 
standing. We hope to see you on Superbowl 
Sunday! If you have any questions at all, please 
call Jill (226-5269). 



Phi Sigma Sigma is proud to announce the 
Spring "93 Teddybear Pledge Class. They are 
Kelly Dobson, Nicole Haberberger, Jennifer 
Koren, Jeanne McCaul, Marsha Mitchell, 
Andrea Straw, Maria Tassone, and Kathy 
Timblin. Welcome to the sisterhood that lasts a 
lifetime! 



The Sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha would like 
to congratulate our new exec, board members: 
President, Stephanie Kovach; Secretary, Jen 
Yanega; Chaplain, Michelle Handa; 
Membership Education Assistant, Kristen 
Brown; Standards Board Chair, Robyn Kline, 
Michelle Timko, Michelle Handa, Amy 
Ransom, Katie Trapini; Editor, Christine 
Csuhta; Alcohol Awareness Chair, Lori Nelson. 
We know you'll do a great job. 



To John Pulver, our Phi Sig sweetheart. We 
hope you have a great Valentine's Day. Thank 
you for being a wonderful sweetheart! Love, 
The Sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma 



The Sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha would like 
to thank Eric Reed for being a great sweetheart 
this past year. We're going to miss you!! 



Nice houses and apartments available for 
summer 1993. Evenings 226-8617. 



Houses for rent. Available immediately. Room 
for 4. 



Blessing of Engaged Couples at 6:00 p.m. 
Sunday mass on February 14th! Celebrate your 
engagement with your friends and classmates 
on Valentine's Day. For more information call 
Fr. Monty at 226-6869. 



Congratulations Resa! Wear those FIJI letters 
with a smile! Love, your Sisters of D Phi E 



Happy 20th B-Day Chrissy and Shawna! 
Love, the Sisters of D Phi E 



Congratulations to our new sisters, Terri 
Dodson, Chrissy Komoroski, Jen Milius, 
Michelle Handa, Robyn Kline and Rhond 
Wirfel. Love, your Sisters of Alpha Sigma 
Alpha. 



Apartment for 2 for rent. Available 
immediately. Please call 226-7644. 



Lost gold bracelet. If found call Dawn at 226- 
3215. 



Nice houses and apartments available for fall 
1993. Evenings 226-8617. 



Glitter 'n' Gold Casino Night 

Rhoades Center- Venango Campus 

February 19, 1993 $5/person ($1 ,000 play 

money, raffle ticket and munchies) 



To Kris Milner, Lori Nelson and committee. 
You did a great job during rush. We love Alpha 
Sigma Alpha 



Happy 21st Birthday to Cheryl and Kelly! 
Party up girls! Love your Sisters of D Phi E 



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The Zetas would like to invite everyone to 
BYOB (bring your own banana) open bid 
party. Tuesday, February 16, 7:30 p.m. at the 
Zeta house. Hope to see you there. 



Happy 22nd B-Day Jenny B. and Joley! The 
years are creepin up on you! Love your Sisters 
ofDPhiE 



The Delta Chi Fraternity would like to 
congratulate Charlie Riscavage, Scott Lawry, 
Derek Mousessian, Terry "Boo" Franciscus, 
Brian Grawser and Chris Shanko. Good luck 
to the Spring 93 associate member class. 



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Congratulations to the XI pledge class of D Phi 
E. Dawn Davidovitch, Holly Conner, Amy 
Bowser, Jodi Hart, Sarah Steidel, Shawna 
Nestman, Charlotte Kunzler and Kristin 
Mosley. We love you! The Sisters of D Phi E. 



Welcome back AST! Here's hoping this 
semester will be as fun and fulfilling as the 
last! 



Happy Valentines Day Luis! We love our 
Deepher Darling! Love the Sisters of D Phi E. 



Sheila, Tikki and Jen-thanks for an awesome 
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9 HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

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11 HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

12 HS Regional wrestling (AA-evening) 

13 HS Regional wrestling (AA-all day) 
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27*Quarter-finals HS basketball 6:30& 8 p.m. 

30 Semi-finals HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

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♦tentative dates at this time 
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Both the men's and women's 
track teams have been taking 
part in indoor track invitationals 
over the past month as a tune-up 
to the regular season. The 
Golden Eagles competed at the 
Robert Morris Invitational on 
Friday, Feb. 5. 

Teams from all over competed. 
They included Clarion, Central 
State, Geneva, California, 
Westminster, CMU, West 
Virginia Wesleyen and the host 
Robert Morris. 

For the men, Alan Kamara 
paced Clarion with their highest 
finish, a second place tally in the 
men's long jump with a jump of 
21' 3.5" (less than five inches off 
the leading jump). 

Football standout Art Gregory 
gave CUP a third place finish in 
the men's triple jump with a 42' 
7.25" jump. Paul Sweeny 
finished seventh for the Eagles. 



Kevin Harper gave CUP 
another third place finish in the 
200-meter dash (17 competitors) 
with a time of 24.4 seconds. 
Boo Harrison and Curt Berger 
finished eighth and tenth for 
Clarion, respectively. 

Other placings for the men 
included Ryan Alleman's third 
place tie in the men's high jump, 
Jon Quinn's fourth in the shot 
put, Ric Giles' fifth in the 55- 
meter dash, Harpers' sixth place 
finish in the 400 meter dash and 
Chris Williams' 12th place finish 
in the 3,000 meter run. 

For the women, Lynn Baluh 
had both a sixth place finish in 
the triple jump and an eighth 
place finish in the 800-meter run. 

Shannon Jones added an eighth 
place finish in the 3,00 meter 
run. 

-by Jon Q. Sitler 



CONFUSED? 

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Where are the best apartments close 
to campus? 

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Are utilities included? 

Can I get a furnished apartment? 

Are there good summer rates? 

Where is Mr. Right? 

Call Cynthia 

College Park Apartments 
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Volume 74, Issue 17 



The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 18, 1993 



This 
Issue 



News 

Clinton's address 

Clinton warms up America for] 
higher taxes pg>5 

Features 

Attaltah Shabazz 

The daughter of Malcolm Xj 
comes to Clarion. Hear what 
she had to say to tfeel 
university pg. 9- 



Sports 



Smm Team 

Clarion University's Golden 

gie PSAC swim 

gjjffews- pg. 17 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: High 22, snow 
flurries 

Friday: High 30, cold 
with snow 

Saturday: High 32, snow 

Sunday: High 38 with 
rain showers 

Monday: High 34, chance : 
of rain with 
gradual ctearing 
over the next 
few days. 

Tuesday: Bigb35,sunny 

Wednesday: High 38, partly 
sunny 



Index 



News pg.5 

Pg-9 

pg.*- 

TV guide PS-* 4 ] 

Sports pg.*$ 

Classifieds .....pg.19 



Community service may be future 
repayment for financmlaid 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Clarion University may be out 
in front of the Clinton 
administration when it comes to 
incorporating higher education 
and community service 
programs. 

The university has recently 
received an $8,000 federal grant 
to begin such a program. 

"We all live in communities, 
[and] we all need to give a little 
something back," said Ken 
Grugel, director of financial aid. 
"We want to get students 
involved." 

Clinton had proposed a 
National Service Trust during his 
campaign, which would combine 
both financial aid for college and 
community service. 

Students could borrow money 
for college and pay back the 
whole amount through public 
service or wage deductions at tax 
time. This program would 
completely revamp the existing 
federal loan program, which 
distributed $13 billion in loans to 
14.8 million students in 1991. 

The proposal would not, 
however, change the existing 
Pell Grant system. Estimates of 
a beginning program in 
community service involving 
100,000 students range around 
$2 billion. A direct student loan 
program would cost about $15 
billion, and full funding for Pell 
grants may cost as much as $8 
billion. 

The National Service Trust can 
be effectively broken down into 
two pieces. The service piece 
involves community service to 
replace repayment of federal 
student loans. 

This, however, is not an 
entitlement and will most likely 
not be able to serve the needs of 
all students. The second arm of 
the program involves income 
contingent loans. Under this 
proposal, upon graduation, 
students can take a public service 



job such as teaching and pay 
back their loans through the 
income they earn. 

The National Commission on 
Responsibilities for Financing 
Postsecondary Education, in a 
report issued earlier this month, 
advocated a public service 
program for students and said 
something is needed to avoid a 
disaster that could change the 
country's "economic and social 
landscape." 

Between the years of 1980 and 
1990, the average cost of a 
college education rose at more 
than twice the rate of inflation, at 
about 126 percent. 

Sen. Harris Wofford (D-PA), 
has long been a driving force 
behind reformation of financial 
aid for higher education and 
advocation for public service. 

The first bill proposed by 
Wofford in the U.S. Senate was 
designed to open up eligibility of 
student loans. The bill was 
eventually incorporated into the 
Higher Education Re- 
authorization Act. 

"Young people have to be 
given a choice in designing a 
system," a Wofford aide said. 
"We need to find a way of 
unleashing the creative talents of 
young people." 

Grugel said that he estimates 
the yet to be unveiled Clinton 
plan to have "a lot of merit." 

He cautioned though that it 
may need more study before 
implementation. 

The Clinton plan may not, 
though, provide an incentive for 
children of wealthy parents to 
perform. According to Grugel, 
73 percent of students at Clarion 
receive some sort of financial 
aid. 

Bigger universities are more 
supportive of direct student 
loans, whereby the institutions 
instead of banks act as the 
lenders using federal money. 
Many smaller schools do not 
have large enough staffs to 




President Bill Clinton proposed a National Service Trust 
during his campaign, which would combine both 
financial aid for college and community service. 



handle that amount of 
paperwork. 

The Clinton plan would most 
likely be phased in over a period 
of time, instead of started at a 
defined point in time. 

Dee Dee Myers, Clinton's 
press secretary, said earlier this 
month that the plan was always 
intended to be started gradually. 
Presidential aides have said, 
though, that problems over the 
size of the budget deficit may 
change Clinton's "dream" of this 
program. 

Rep. Lucien E. Blackwell CD- 
PA) said, "Students should be 
offered an option. [This plan 
would] give students an option to 
reduce their debt through a 
choice of paying back money 
through performing community 
service." 



Many also believe that the plan 
would permit a greater number 
of extreme rural and urban 
students to attend college. 

Grugel said access to a 
university is sometimes a 
problem for those living in rural 
areas. 

Blackwell also believes that it 
could "increase opportunities." 

The commission did not 
recommend a new federal 
commitment but wanted the 
administration to return to a 
"previous level of commitment 
that has slid in the last decade." 

According to Wofford's office, 
"All the best programs so far are 
all youth lead, youth driven and 
youth designed," adding that 
youth guidance is a necessary 
component of devising such a 
system. 



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HS District wrestling 
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9 HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

10 HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

11 IIS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

12 HS Regional wrestling (AA-evcning) 

13 HS Regional wrestling (AA-all day) 

19 Inter-district HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 



20 I nter-district HS basketball 6:30 7 8 p.m. 

23 Inter-district HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

24 Inter-district HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 
26*Quarter-finals HS basketball 6:30&8 p.mw 
27*Quarter-finals HS basketball 6:30& 8 p.m. 

30 Semi-finals HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

31 Semi-finals HS basketball 6:30 & 8 p.m. 

♦tentative dates at this time 
**if a triple header, times are 5:30, 7 & 8:30 

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Indoor track results 



Both the men's and women's 
track teams have been taking 
part in indoor track invitationals 
over the past month as a tune-up 
to the regular season. The 
Golden Eagles competed at the 
Robert Morris Invitational on 
Friday, Feb. 5. 

Teams from all over competed. 
They included Clarion, Central 
State, Geneva, California, 
Westminster, CMU, West 
Virginia Wesleyen and the host 
Robert Morris. 

For the men, Alan Kamara 
paced Clarion with their highest 
finish, a second place tally in the 
men's long jump with a jump of 
21' 3.5" (less than five inches off 
the leading jump). 

Football standout Art Gregory 
gave CUP a third place finish in 
the men's triple jump with a 42' 
7.25" jump. Paul Sweeny 
finished seventh for the Eagles. 



Kevin Harper gave CUP 
another third place finish in the 
200-meter dash (17 competitors) 
with a time of 24.4 seconds. 
Boo Harrison and Curt Berger 
finished eighth and tenth for 
(Marion, respectively. 

Other placings for the men 
included Ryan Alleman's third 
place tie in the men's high jump, 
Jon Quinn's fourth in the shot 
put, Ric Giles' fifth in the 55- 
meter dash, Harpers' sixth place 
finish in the 400 meter dash and 
Chris Williams' 12th place finish 
in the 3,000 meter run. 

For the women, Lynn Baluh 
had both a sixth place finish in 
the triple jump and an eighth 
place finish in the 800-meter run. 
Shannon Jones added an eighth 
place finish in the 3,00 meter 
run. 

-by Jon Q. Sitler 



CONFUSED? 

Where am I going to live next term? 

Where are the best apartments close 
to campus? 

Who has the best rates? 

Are utilities included? 

Can ! get a furnished apartment? 

Are there good summer rates? 

Where is Mr. Right? 

Call Cynthia 

College Park Apartments 
226-7092 




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IS 



News 

Clinton's address 

Clinton warms up America for] 
higher taxes . ♦ Pg>5 

Features 

A Italian S ha buz/ 
The daughter of Malcolm XI 
comes to Clarion. Hear what 
she had to say to the! 
university pg. 9 



>orts 

Swim Team 

Clarion University's Golden 
Eagle PSAC swim 
previews — pg. H 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 
Friday: 

Saturday: 
Sunday: 

Monday: 



Tuesday: 
Wednesday: 



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High 22, snow 
flurries 
High 30, cold 
with snow 
High 32, snow 
High 38 with 
rain showers 
High 34, chance 
of rain with 
gradual clearing 
over the next 
few days. 
High 35, sunny 
High 38, partly 
sunny 



Index 



Commentary . . pg. 2 

News. pg.S 

Features Pg-9 

Entertainment ....... pg. 12 i 

TV guide pg. 14 

Sports Pg-lSj 

Classifieds pg- 19 1 



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The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsyl.ania F ebruary 18. 1 W3 

Community service may be future 
payment 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Clarion University may be out 
in front of the Clinton 
administration when it comes to 
incorporating higher education 
and community service 
programs. 

The university has recently 
received an $8,000 federal grant 
to begin such a program. 

"We all live in communities, 
[and] we all need to give a little 
something back," said Ken 
Grugel, director of financial aid. 
"We want to get students 
involved." 

Clinton had proposed a 
National Service Trust during his 
campaign, which would combine 
both financial aid for college and 
community service. 

Students could borrow money 
for college and pay back the 
whole amount through public 
service or wage deductions at tax 
time. This program would 
completely revamp the existing 
federal loan program, which 
distributed $13 billion in loans to 
14.8 million students in 1991. 

The proposal would not, 
however, change the existing 
Pell Grant system. Estimates of 
a beginning program in 
community service involving 
100,000 students range around 
$2 billion. A direct student loan 
program would cost about $15 
billion, and full funding for Pell 
grants may cost as much as $8 
billion. 

The National Service Trust can 
be effectively broken down into 
two pieces. The service piece 
involves community service to 
replace repayment of federal 
student loans. 

This, however, is not an 
entitlement and will most likely 
not be able to serve the needs of 
all students. The second arm of 
the program involves income 
contingent loans. Under this 
proposal, upon graduation, 
students can take a public service 



job such as teaching and pay 
back their loans through the 
income they earn. 

The National Commission on 
Responsibilities for Financing 
Postsecondary Education, in a 
report issued earlier this month, 
advocated a public service 
program for students and said 
something is needed to avoid a 
disaster that could change the 
country's "economic and social 
landscape." 

Between the years of 1980 and 
1990, the average cost of a 
college education rose at more 
than twice the rate of inflation, at 
about 126 percent. 

Sen. Harris Wofford (D-PA), 
has long been a driving force 
behind reformation of financial 
aid for higher education and 
advocation for public service. 

The first bill proposed by 
Wofford in the U.S. Senate was 
designed to open up eligibility of 
student loans. The bill was 
eventually incorporated into the 
Higher Education Re- 
authorization Act. 

"Young people have to be 
given a choice in designing a 
system," a Wofford aide said. 
"We need to find a way of 
unleashing the creative talents of 
young people." 

Grugel said that he estimates 
the yet to be unveiled Clinton 
plan to have "a lot of merit." 

He cautioned though that it 
may need more study before 
implementation. 

The Clinton plan may not, 
though, provide an incentive for 
children of wealthy parents to 
perform. According to Grugel, 
73 percent of students at Clarion 
receive some sort of financial 
aid. 

Bigger universities are more 
supportive of direct student 
loans, whereby the institutions 
instead of banks act as the 
lenders using federal money. 
Many smaller schools do not 
have large enough staffs to 




President Bill Clinton proposed a National Service Trust 
during his campaign, which would combine both 
financial aid for college and community service. 



handle that amount of 
paperwork. 

The Clinton plan would most 
likely be phased in over a period 
of time, instead of started at a 
defined point in time. 

Dee Dee Myers, Clinton's 
press secretary, said earlier this 
month that the plan was always 
intended to be started gradually. 
Presidential aides have said, 
though, that problems over the 
size of the budget deficit may 
change Clinton's "dream" of this 
program. 

Rep. Lucien E. Blackwell CD- 
PA) said, "Students should be 
offered an option. [This plan 
would] give students an option to 
reduce their debt through a 
choice of paying back money 
through performing community 
service." 



Many also believe that the plan 
would permit a greater number 
of extreme rural and urban 
students to attend college. 

Grugel said access to a 
university is sometimes a 
problem for those living in rural 
areas. 

Blackwell also believes that it 
could "increase opportunities." 

The commission did not 
recommend a new federal 
commitment but wanted the 
administration to return to a 
"previous level of commitment 
that has slid in the last decade." 

According to Wofford's office. 
"All the best programs so far are 
all youth lead, youth driven and 
youth designed," adding that 
youth guidance is a necessary 
component of devising such a 
system. 




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TEEWiYlS^IT 

Sports Editor 



I'm graduating 
in May 

So I am, but recently I began 
to wonder just what needs to be 
done to prepare for graduation. I 
decided to check around now 
and eliminate as nmch stress as 
possible as the time gets closer. 
Here is what I found out. 

Doug Bills (registrar) 
recommends that all May, July 
and August graduates get their 
fifteen-dollar graduation 
application fee and paperwork 
done immediately. A letter 
explaining the process was 
mailed out to prospective 
graduates the first week of 
October. 

If you have already paid the 
fee and given the completed 
form to your advisor, check with 
him/her to see who has it now, 
just in case it is gathering dust on 
a desk somewhere. 

Your advisor passes it on to the 
department chairperson of your 
minor (if this applies). It then 
goes to the department 
chairperson of your major and, 
from there, to the college dean, 
graduate student applications go 
on to the graduate dean. Then, 
all applications go to the 
Registrar's Office in 122 Carrier. 

If you haven't filed yet, get an 
application from your advisor 
and get the process started today. 
The sooner you do this, the 
better. If you have any questions 
on how to fill out the application, 
call the Registrar's Office. 

Approximately six to eight 
weeks after grades are processed, 
your diploma will be mailed to 
you, so make sure your address 
is correct in Housing and/or the 
Registrar's Office. 

Also, during the first week of 
April, you will receive a letter 
with information about 
commencement. Main campus 
ceremonies will be held on 
Saturday, May 8, 1993. Venango 




Sally Dolan 

Campus will hold theirs on 
Sunday, May 9, 1993 (Mother's 
Day). 

Rehearsal time and location, 
number of tickets allotted per 
student and recommended mode 
of dress will be explained. 

Go to the book Store for 
"honor" cords (ki appropriate), 
caps, gown, tassels and collars. 
Check with them about 
announcements. Special orders 
need to be in early. 

Lori Norris in financial aid 
said to watch the Daily Bulletin 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



I would like to commend all of 
the editors of the Clarion Call, 
including myself, because we 
work very, very hard for the 
newspaper every day of the 
week. 

Some of you are so quick to 
judge the work that my fellow 
editors and I do at the Call. 
Before you judge the work, I 
want to tell you a little about our 
jobs and some of what we go 
through every week. 

First, there is the topic of the 
criticism that is often thrown our 
way. This is a student run 
newspaper. If it was the "real 
world," I wouldn't be getting 
such an inhumane wage. So, if 
someone doesn't like the work, 
he or she should give us a little 
constructive criticism or a little 
instruction. All that we get is 
bitching after the fact. 

I also want to convey that in no 
way would a Call editor ever 
purposely make a mistake. We 
are trying the best we can and 
are learning every day. Learning 
from our mistakes is a very 
valuable tool for us. 

As far as time goes, editors 
spend more than 30 hours a 
week at the office working on 
newspaper pursuits. And for 
what? A few measly coins an 
hour. 

Why do we have to spend all 
of that time on the CalP. One 



reason is because we want to 
learn. But spending ten or 
twenty hours in the office every 
week would be good enough to 
satisfy that reason. We spend 
much more time than we should 
because no one else will help 
out. Take a look at every section 
of the paper this week. One or 
two people are responsible for 
putting together each section. 
Five or ten people make up each 
staff. We have 5,866 students. 

Most of the Call is put together 
in two days. Editors work on 
Tuesday evenings until the wee 
hours of the morning, sometimes 
staying until 5 A.M. then getting 
up at 8 A.M. for a class. 

I invite anyone who wants to 
come up and help out on a 
Tuesday night to come on up. 

If more people got involved, 
the job would be a lot easier. 

And why do I, personally, have 
to feel like an employee of the 
faculty and administration of the 
university? Is this paper only for 
public relations? Are faculty 
doing me a favor when they give 
me the necessary information to 
write an article? I often feel like 
a bother. Are we working 
together? 

Maybe I haven't grasped this 
job yet. That is why I'll still be 
here next week. Will you? 

Why do I feel like Harry 
Hartman? 




J 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



for information of "exit 
interviews." They are required of 
any student who has Perkins 
and/or Stafford loans. Your 
repayment responsibilities will 
be explained. 

If your resume is not done, 
stop by Career Services in 
Egbert Hall and get it started 
NOW. It takes time to put a good 
resume together. Ask about 
kiNexus. 



* 



Career Services also has 
credential file packets. 
Completing this information will 
also take time and leg work. 
There are reference forms that 
you must take to the proper 
people. 

If you have keys from Public 
Safety, guard them well and 
hand them in on time. There is a 
forty-dollar-per-key replacement 
charge if they are not returned, 



and the university will withhold 
"grades, transcripts, diplomas" 
(and more) until your key 
record is in order. 

Doug Bills also said to be sure 
to return any equipment 
(crutches, etc.) to the Health 
Center, and pay fines at the 
library and return all books and 
materials. 

Don't forget to clean out your 
lockers. 



Some points to ponder were 
offered by Linda Hawkins, 
assistant to (university) President 
Diane Reinhard, "What am I 
looking for? What do I want to 
do? Do I want to be a big fish in 
a little pond or a little fish- in a 
big pond?" 

Another suggestion Linda 
made for anyone who may be 
uncertain about what they want 
to do, is to read "What Color is 



your Parachute?" by Richard 
Nelson. 

Now, as the big day comes 
closer, congratulations to my 
fellow graduates, and I hope mis 
list is helpful to you. 



Sally Dolan is a graduating 
RACS Student. 



Assault reports increase at Michigan State University 



CPS- The number of sexual 
assaults reported at Michigan 
State University may be among 
the highest in the nation, but 
officials there see the increase as 
a positive sign that women are 
finally coming forward to report 
the crime. 

Officials credit the "Sexual 
Assault guarantee," a one-page 
flier developed by a female 
police officer, for the growing 
number of women reporting sex 
crimes. 

Twenty-two felonies and seven 
misdemeanors involving sexual 



assault at MSU were reported in 
1992 to the Department of 
Public Safety, according to Capt. 
Mike Rice, one of 48 police 
officers on the MSU campus. 

"You must keep in mind that 
we are one of the largest 
campuses in the world. This is a 
huge place," Rice said of the 
community of 43,000 students. 

MSU reported the second- 
highest number of sexual 
assaults in the nation- 12 in 
1991. 

Crime statistics from U.S. 
college campuses are required to 



be reported yearly under the 
Campus Security Act of 1990. 
The act requires colleges to 
develop a campus security policy 
and promote awareness of 
campus crimes. 

MSU's Sexual Assault 
Guarantee, developed nearly two 
years ago, is one of several 
innovative strategies being used 
on campuses to encourage 
women to report sex crime. 

"There are about a dozen 
campuses throughout the country 
doing something like this," Rice 
said. "We have gotten positive 



feedback from people in the 
community who have been vocal 
about the problem in the past. 
Our signal is that we are 
concerned about the problem, 
that we are willing to listen. 

Each person who reports an 
assault is met privately at a 
location of her choice and given 
a copy of the guarantee that 
outlines how she can expect to 
be treated by police officers. 

The victim is notified that she 
may choose to be interviewed by 
a male or female officer, and a 
promise is made that the victim's 



name will not be released to the 
public or to the press. 

The guarantee promises to 
help the victim arrange for 
hospital care, medical needs or if 
necessary, counseling and 
therapy. 



Note from Editor: 
Students Against Rape 
(S.TA.R.) is an organization at 
Clarion University to help and 
listen to rape victims. 



Clarion Women's Studies Program premier newsletter 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Clarion University's Women's 
Studies Program is releasing a 
newsletter, the deadline for 
submissions are Feb. 24, 1993. 

The premier publication 
celebrates women and 
recongnizes their achievements 
on college campuses and in the 
world. 

Anyone who is concerned 
about women, interested in 
women's studies or involved 
with women's issues is 



encouraged to submit material. 

The purpose of the newsletter 
is to inform individuals of 
upcoming events pertaining to 
women, develop an intellectual 
exchange of thoughts about 
scholarship related to women, 
recognize and support the 
growth of women, and provide a 
forum for inspirational literature 
and visual art. 

Debra Stiles, a history major is 
in charge of the project. Her staff 
includes Holly Johnson and 
Tracy Michael. 

The goal of the newsletter staff 



is to have the first issue available 
at the Tenth Annual Celebration 
of women on March 26-27, 
1993. 

Material can be dropped off at 
the Women's Studies Center in 
Harvey Hall or sent to Students 
Against Rape (STAR), Box 862 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

Deborah King, assistant 
professor in the department of 
academic support services, is 
Clarion Women's Studies 
interem director. 

King is teaching Women's 
studies 100, which is the 



introduction to the women's 
studies program. At present, 
there are 12 women's studies 
courses offered at Clarion. 

An 18 credit minor, co-op and 
intern is available for students. A 
couple of group activites consist 
of speakers and serious films. 

King said, "We hope to make it 
a major influence at the 
university, and we hope that the 
Women Studies Center will 
become widely used to vistors. 
We hope to keep classes full for 
the future." 



Remember all 
flay grad- 
uating 
students that 
applications 
jot graduation 
are due in tfve 
Registrar's 
Office by 
Monday, 
March 1. 



Clarion Hospital 

is announcing the opening of its new 
Convenient Care Center. 

Located in the newly expanded Emergency Department. 



For: Flu symptoms 

Minor skin irritations 
Colds & Sore throats 
Ear aches 



No appointment needed. 
$49 basic fee for services. 

(extra charges may apply for 
additional services.) 




f68RUMY2y IS 

ASH 
WEDNESDAY 

Mass and Disiribution 
of Ashes at I.C. 

Church 
H:30 and 5:30 pm 

07HtR AMSST//WeS 
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The Clarion Call is currently 

taking applications for the 

following positions for the 

1993-94 academic year: 



§ 



Editor-in-Chief 
Managing Editor 
News Editor 
Sports Editor 



Features Editor 
Photography Editor 
Advertising Manager 
Business Manager 



Circulation Editor Copy and Design Editor 



**These are all paid positions and open to any 
undergraduate student at the university. 



* interested students can pick up an 
application in the Clarion Call office in 270 

Gemmell. 



**The deadline for application submission is 
Friday, March 19, 1993. 





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Clinton 'confident in our cause' 



by Ray Henderson 
Photography Editor 



President Clinton emphasized 
the need for higher taxes, but 
said that most of the burden will 
be carried by "upper income 
households," during his televised 
address to the nation on Monday 
night. 

The address, Clinton's first 
prime-time Oval Office speech 
since assuming the duties of 
president last month, lasted only 
slightly more than ten minutes, 
and was widely seen as a 
"practice run" for his address to 
Congress on January 17th. The 
speech, complete with Perot-like 
charts and graphs, outlined some 
of Clinton's ideas for economic 
reform in the United States and 
for investment to create more 
private-sector jobs. 

Clinton intends his plan to 
"chart a course that will enable 
us to compete and win" in an 
increasingly global economy, 
with more American jobs being 
the most immediate priority. 
According to U.S. Secretary of 
Labor Robert Reich, the Clinton 
plan will create "an immediate 
rush of jobs," good news to a 
nation where unemployment 
numbers hang above nine 
million. 

Clinton blames most of the 
country's economic problems on 
the two previous administrations, 
saying, "The big tax cuts for the 
wealthy, growth in government 
spending and soaring health care 
costs, all caused the federal 
deficit to explode." The federal 
deficit is currently four times 
larger than it was twelve years 
ago, when Ronald Reagan took 
office. 

A keystone of the Clinton plan 
is $500 billion in tax increases 
over the next four years and 
major cutbacks in funding of 
various federal programs. 
Clinton claims that over 70 
percent of the new taxes he 
proposes will affect "the rich," 
households with a yearly income 
in excess of $100,000. Clinton 
also, however, said that a 
middle-class tax increase was 
also very likely, if not inevitable. 
Clinton "worked harder than 



I've ever worked in my life" to 
avoid a middle-class tax 
increase, but said, "I can't, 
because the deficit has increased 
so much. More Americans must 
contribute today so that all 
Americans can do better 
tomorrow." 

Clinton made a small attempt 
to console the middle-class 
taxpayers, adding, "You're not 
going alone anymore." 

Another facet of Clinton's tax 
raise is a broad-based energy tax 
that would affect nearly 
everybody. This tax will be 
based on the heat content of coal, 
oil, electricity, natural gas and 
gasoline. 

In addition to the various tax 
increases, Clinton also calls for 
over $30 billion in new federal 
spending, including $15 billion 
for a capital-investment tax 
credit, and $16 billion for an 
infrastructure program which 
would create another "rush" of 
jobs. Head Start and child 
immunization spending would 
also be subject to substantial 
increase. 

The National Governor's 
Association supports Clinton's 
infrastructure plan, citing figures 
which say that a $3 billion 
spending increase on highway 
projects alone would create 
approximately 63,000 new 
construction jobs nationwide, 
and another 63,000 would be 
created by the resulting extra 
wages and corporate profits 
which would be generated by the 
plan. 

Clinton set his defenses against 
special-interest groups that will 
oppose his plan, warning 
Americans that "They are the 
defenders of decline, and we 
must be the architects of the 
future." 

Clinton spokesman George 
Stephanopuolos said after the 
speech, "What you're going to 
see in this package is a reversal 
of Reaganomics." 

Bob Dole(R-Kansas), senate 
minority leader, responded to 
Clinton's speech favorably, 
claiming that the republicans in 
Congress are ready to cooperate 
with Clinton to cure the nation's 
economic ills. 




Clarion Call file photo 

Protect the Environment And Children Everywhere, an environmental activist group, 
hopes a June 1 hearing in Harrisburg will finally defeat the plan for a local incinerator. 



Three resisn 

Student Senate shakeup 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Three Senators from Clarion 
University's Student Senate 
resigned Monday. 

They cited academic 
obligations and personal matters 
among the reasons for their 
decisions. Senators Emily 
Arnold, Greg Crissman and Jack 
Shannon gave up their positions. 

Emily Arnold, a graduate 
student in biology, resigned 
because of her extra duties as a 
graduate assistant. 

Arnold said," At this time, due 
to increasingly demanding 
academic obligations, I do not 
feel that I will be able to serve 
Student Senate to the very best 
of my abilities." 

Greg Crissman said, "When I 
had to make this decision I 
thought about what it means to 
be a student senator here. I 
believe that we as student 
senators at this university should 
be good examples to the other 



students that go here. I cannot 
consider myself to be a good 
example with my academic 
standing as it currently is. I also 
feel that I may have bitten off 
more that I can handle with the 
amount of extra-curricular 
activities that I have taken on." 

Jack Shannon said, "Due to the 
fire and the circumstances that 
myself and my roommate have 
had to deal with since the tragic 
incident, I feel that it is in my 
best interest to resign from the 
1993 Student Senate. Since just 
about everything [I own] was 
lost in the fire, I have been 
forced into much paperwork and 
extra things that have consumed 
much of my time. Because of 
this I have fallen behind in my 
classes and at work also." 

Shannon's apartment caught 
fire Sunday January 24, leaving 
him and his roommates to seek 
other living arrangements. Most, 
if not all, of the possessions in 
the apartment were destroyed. 



Alternates have been chosen to 
replace the resigning senators. 
They are Katie Trapini, Michael 
Jewart and Tonya Schmidt. 

As of press time, only Schmidt 
had accepted the position. 
Trapini and Jewart could not be 
reached. 

Six alternates were chosen in 
last semester's election. The 
alternates were chosen to assume 
their new office in the order of 
the votes each received, from the 
highest to the lowest. 

Alternates sit in on Student 
Senate meetings, but do not have 
voting powers. 

President Gara L. Smith of 
Student Senate said, "As our title 
indicates, we are students before 
we are senators. As a whole, 
Student Senate is saddened with 
the resignation of three students. 
But we have taken steps to 
strengthen our organization. 

I am very optimistic fori the 
future of the 1993 Student 
Senate." 






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Foul weather 
plans considered 



The Clarion Call - 2-18-93- Page 7 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 

Who decides when classes are 
cancelled due to weather? 

Clarion University President 
Diane Reinhard has the final say 
in any decision to cancel classes. 
She would make her decision 
based on a recommendation 
from Mr. Wayne Key, Interim 



plan." 

Key said the decision was 
made that day based on ihree 
factors: the snow was falling 
faster than maintenance crews 
could clear it from the parking 
lots, the danger of falling power 
lines and a water pump problem 
at the water tower. 

The large number of on- 
campus residents is considered 



"We learned some 
lessons that day... " 



Vice President for Finance and 
Administration. 

Cancellation of classes is a rare 
occurrence at Clarion. The last 
cancelled day was Dec. 11, 1992 
when close to 17 inches of snow 
fell on campus. 

"We learned some lessons that 
day," said Key. "We realized 
that we should develop a written 



Wayne Key 

when deciding to cancel classes. 
With such a large number of the 
student population living on 
campus and near campus, classes 
will usually be held. 

Key said a rough estimate 
would have about one third of 
CUP instructors living in 
Clarion. 

After the Dec 10-11 storm it 




Ray Nice/Clarion Call 

Clarion's sudden bursts of foul weather often have students and faculty wondering if 
classes will be held. A written policy is currently being drafted. 



was decided that a formal written 
policy was needed for such 
occasions. Key said he is in the 
process of drafting the policy 
and hopes to have it finished and 
in place by the end of the month. 
Early dismissal is also an 



option. Early dismissal usually 
occurs during deteriorating 
weather conditions. 

Instructors are told to use their 
own judgement concerning when 
they leave. Instructors who live 
in or near Clarion will usually 



stations in Clarion, Oil City, 
Franklin, DuBois, Pittsburgh 
and the campus stations to hear 
the status of that day's classes. 

There are currently no 
telephone notification networks 
in place. 



New, open animal rights 
group to form on campus 



conduct classes. Students and faculty are asked 

In the event of cancellation all not to call Public Safety in order 

local radio stations are notified. to keep their lines clear in case 

Students and faculty can tune in of emergencies. 



by Chad Briggs 
News Writer 



An attempt is being made to 
form an animal protection 
education group on the Clarion 
University campus. 

Lon Fiscus, a student at the 
University, is the organizer of the 
group. 

Fiscus told the Clarion Call he 
came up with the idea for the 
group about a year ago, after 
doing research on the topic for 
his speech class raised his 
curiosity. 

"I feel there is a great need for 
a group such as this on the 
Clarion campus, because I feel 
animals are very similar to us 
and deserve the same respect as 
humans," said Fiscus. 

Fiscus said the purpose of the 
group will be to educate the 
students, faculty and community 
about the poor treatment of 
animals by sponsoring 
information booths and guest 
speakers around campus and in 
the community. 

Fiscus also talked about the 
possibility of going into area 
high schools and educating their 



students as well. He stressed that 
all of this is planned to be done 
in a non-aggressive fashion. 

"We are not out to discourage 
hunting or the fur industry. 
That's not what we're about at 
all. We're here to educate the 
public about the unnecessary 
inhumane treatment of animals," 
said Fiscus. 

Though the group is relatively 
small and just starting out, they 
hope to increase in numbers and 
gain a campus charter by the end 
of this semester. 

At an organizational meeting 
Tuesday night, the group 
cordially accepted an offer from 
Andrea Miller, of the department 
of Library Science, to serve as 
the group's advisor. 

Miller, who has attended several 
conferences and support marches 
dealing with the subject, has 
high hopes for the group and its 
future. 

Other items covered dealt with 
the designing of a constitution as 
well as a discussion concerning 
the appointment of officers and 
the designation of the group's 
official name. 

Those items will continue to be 



worked upon, and the group 
hopes that they will be solved 
soon. 

It was also stated by members 
of the group that before the 
group takes a formal stand on an 
issue, they will research the topic 
in depth and be as informed on it 
as possible before taking their 
official position on it. 

"The reason being not to 
seriously offend anyone and to 
inform people into alternative 
solutions to the controversial 
practices in question," Fiscus 
said. 

"This group is not for 
vegetarians only. It is very open 
minded [and] non-judgemental. 
[A student] can wear leather or 
eat a burger [and be a part of the 
group]," said Fiscus. 

The animal rights movement 
has recently been in the local 
news when a second patient 
received a baboon liver 
transplant at the University of 
Pittsburgh. 

Both patients died but doctors 
said that the medical advances 
far outweighed the costs. They 
hope to perform another 
transplant soon. 



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Public Affairs photo 

Announcing the Commodore Corporation/Richard Boyle Scholarship are, from left: ^Vic 
E^ general manager of Commodore homes; Linda Boyle; Ed Smrth, v.c« ^M^tN 
Clarion University Foundation; and Grant Goodman, general manager of Colony Homes. 

New scholarship added to 
Clarion's list of financial aid 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



The Clarion University 
Foundation has been given 
$15,000 by the Commodore 
Corporation in order to form the 
Commodore/Richard Boyle 
Scholarship, which will begin 
this spring. 

The interest earned from the 
donation will go towards the 
scholarship, according to Barry 
S. Shein, Commodore's CEO. 

The award will be used to 
provide educational 

opportunities at Clarion for the 
children of employees of 
Commodore Corporation plant 
and the Colony Factory Crafted 
Homes plant, who would not 



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financial constraints. 

The donation was given in 
memory of Richard Boyle of 
Knox, who served as general 
manager of the local 
Commodore/Colony operation 
for 15 years. 

"We are recognizing Dick's 
interest in the education of the 
youth of our community through 
this scholarship," said Vic Ewy, 
general manager of Commodore 
Homes. "It is a small token to 
recognize his contribution to the 
company over many years of 
service." 

Applicants for the scholarship 
must: be a natural or adopted 
child of a full-time employee of 
the plants, be. a recent high 
school graduate, be seeking their 
first college degree and have 
been accepted at Clarion 
University. 

Selection will be based on 
financial need using the 
Pennsylvania Higher Education 



Assistance Agency application to 
assess this need. The applicant 
must also submit two letters of 
recommendation. 

Students selected for the 
scholarship will be able to 
maintain the scholarship for a 
total of four years at Clarion 
University, provided they 
maintain a 2.5 quality point 
average. 

The first recipient will be 
selected this spring. 
Applications will be available at 
the Commodore Corporation 
plant and at the Colony Factory 
Crafted Homes plant. 

The over-seer of the 
scholarship, the Clarion 
University Foundation, was 
founded in 1970 to provide 
private support for the university 
in the form of scholarships and 
special project grants. 

Financial support is generated 
through contributions from 
alumni, faculty and staff, 
business and industry, retired 



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14 1993. 

A black High Sierra gym bag containing two Wilson racquetball 
rackets two racquetballs, a pair of sunglasses and one umbrella were 
reported missing from the Tippin gym male locker room. The items 
were valued at approximately $250 and were removed Feb. 7. 

A black winter Starter brand coat was reported missing on Feb. 8. 
The student does not know if the coat was taken from his room on the 
second floor of Nair Hall or was left at a party. The coal is a XX 
large, black in color with green and grey stripes going around each 
shoulder, with a black hood. 

On Feb. 10, a report was received that several members of the 
Women's Swim Team had money stolen from the women's locker 
room in Tippin gym. Two high school age people were seen in the 
locker room at the time the money was stolen. 

Description #1. Brown curly hair, shoulder length, chunky build, 

red/pink clothes. 
Description #2. Strawberry blonde long hair wearing a white 

Clarion University jacket. 

On Feb. 12, at approximately 12:45 a.m., three students, two 
females and one male, were cited for minors possession of alcohol. 
This happened on the seventh floor Nair Hall. 

On Feb. 12, at approximately 10:20 p.m., a student operating a 1984 
Ford Tempo, blue-silver in color, four door with a red interior, parked 
his vehicle in the drive through with the engine running while he went 
to the sixth floor Nair Hall to get his female friend. When he returned 
to his vehicle, it was missing. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



faculty members and other 
friends of Clarion University. 

State and federal grants are also 
obtained by the Foundation for 
campus and statewide projects. 

Over the past year, Clarion 
University has awarded to it's 
students scholarships, annual 
scholarships and atheletic 
scholarships. 

Awards have gone to over 350 
different students in all 
departments. 

A break down of scholarships, 
according to the 1993-1994 
Clarion University 

Undergraduate Catalog, would 
include 24 university wide 



awards,four biology awards, 
three in chemisty, two in the 
English department, two in earth 
science, two in mathematics, 
three music awards and eight in 
the accountancy department. 

Eighteen scholarships are 
available to students at Venango 
campus, the majority of these 
being in the health care fields. 

Additional information about 
external scholarships can be 
obtained at the Office of 
Financial Aid. 



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National 



Jackson threatens to 
expand hunger strike 

The Rev. Jesse Jackson 
threatened Monday to expand his 
hunger strike throughout the 
United States unless President 
Clinton changes his policy to 
allow HIV infected Haitians into 
the country. 

Jackson recently returned from 
the Guantanamo Navy base in 
Cuba. While there he joined 
HIV positive Haitians in a 
hunger strike aimed towards 
changing Clinton's ban. 

Jackson also urged Clinton to 
help restore ousted Haitian 
President Jean-Bertrand Aristide 
and to end a naval blockade of 
the Caribbean nation. 

Jackson also met with Hillary 
Kounam Clinton to discuss his 
views on the problems facing the 
nation's health care system. 

"It was a very good meeting in 
my judgement. She is sensitive 
to a broad range of concerns," 
said Rev. Jackson. 



Kevorkian aids 
13th suicide 

Dr. Jack Kevorkian helped 
Hugh Gale, 70, of Detroit 
commit suicide Monday. 

Gale, suffering with 
emphysema and congestive heart 
disease, died after inhaling 
carbon monoxide gas in his 
home. 

His wife, Cheryl, and 
Kevorkian were at his side. 

Kevorkian has touched off 
public and political debate since 
he assisted his first suicide in 
1990. Since then, Kevorkian has 
helped 10 women and three men 
take their lives. 

Arthur Caplan, at the center for 
Biomedical Ethics at the 
University of Minnesota said 
medically assisted suicide, 
"could push abortion off center 
stage. Kevorkian underlines the 
message the health-care system 
can no longer ignore terminal 
illness, the dying process and 
suport lor tamiiy and patients 
who are in the last stages of life." 

A ban on assisted suicide takes 
effect March 30 in Michigan, but 
Kevorkian said the ban won't 
deter him from doing what he 
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Thieves concentrate 
on rugs in Boston 

Boston police claim that more 
than 1,000 Oriental rugs, valued 
at several million dollars, have 
been stolen from some of 
Boston's most upscale homes. 

"These guys know what they're 
looking for, they walk right past 
stereos and home computers and 
go straight for the carpets. And 
they only take the good ones," 
said Needham detective Al 
Droney. 

So far, police have no clues or 
suspects, except one. At some 
break-ins, the rugs are still there 
but flipped over, a sign that the 
quality of the rug did not meet 
the burglars' standards. 

Police believe the thefts are the 
world of a single gang. 

Most of the missing rugs are 
hand woven antiques from Iran, 
Turkey and other Eastern 
countries. 



State 

Teacher strikes hit 
two districts 

Teachers in the Penn Hills and 
Moniteau school districts went 
out on strike Tuesday. 

The Penn Hills strike will 
cancel classes for 6,100 students, 
while 1,600 students will be 
affected by the Moniteau strike. 

Teachers at Penn Hills rejected 
the school board's request to let 
taxpayers vote on which teacher 
contract proposal they liked best. 
Mark Wolosik, county 
elections director, said such a 
referendum might be illegal. 

The Moniteau dispute centers 
on salary negotiations. Teachers 
want raises of 7-8 percent. 

Teachers there have been 
working without a contract for 
eight months. Their last pay 
increase was in Sept. 1991. 



Mathematical error 
will cost counties 

A law designed to raise money 
for judicial raises will end up 
costing counties because of a 
mathematical error written in the 
law. 

The law adds five dollars to 
court filings for criminal 
misdemeanor and felony cases, 
but requires counties to send an 
extra six dollars to the state from 
each misdemeanor filing and an 
extra twelve dollars for every 
felony filing. 

"The counties are going to 
have to pay for this out of their 
own pockets until we get this 
straightened out," said Larry 
Welker, Cumberland County 
prothonotary. "It's unbelivable." 

Officials familiar with the 
situation said that attempts will 
be made soon to fix the mistake. 
The law will be addresed in the 
state's 1993-94 budget. 




Campus 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Paper Stops Naming 
Rape Victims 

The student newspaper at 
Marshall University will not 
print the names of rape victims 
this semester after triggering an 
outcry last fall whan it published 
a rape victim's name. 

The Parthenon's new editor, 
Greg Collard, overruled the 
board's January decision to print 
the name of a woman who toas 
raped during the winter term. In 
doing so, Collard remanded the 
paper's policy to publish a 
victim's name in September 
1992. 

The previous editor, Kevin 
Melrose, went along the seven- 
member student editorial board 
and printed the name of a rape 
victim in September, and said he 
would not back down from 
printing names in the future. 

Several campus groups 
condemned the newspaper for 
violating the woman's right to 
privacy. 



California Aggie Band 
Probation Ends 

Officals at the University of 
California-Davis have lifted a 
10-month probation imposed on 
the California Aggie Marching 
Band after charges of sexual 
harassment surfaced last spring. 

Alumni band representatives, 
university adminstrators and 
student band leaders met in 
January to discuss how to 
restructure the band and 
implement new guidelines that 
will prohibit sexual harassment. 

The probation was imposed 
after a former band member 
accused the band director of 
sexual harassment. 

Some of the changes agreed 
upon include implementing a 
formal grievance procedure, 
fully defining the post of faculty 
band director, reviewing slogan 
buttons and school cheers for 
appropriateness and upgrading 
dress codes for band members. 

"The band will not .tolerate 
sexual harassment," said Andrew 
McPherson, the newly appointed 
band manager. 



Former SGA official details 
unauthorized calls 

Members of the University of 
Pennsylvania's undergraduate 
student government association 
used office equipment to make 
personal long-distance phone 
calls costing hundreds of dollars, 
a former student official said. 

David Chun, who served last 
year as chairman of the 
Undergraduate Assembly's 
budget and finance committee, 
detailed his allegations in an 
editorial column that appeared in 
The Weekly Pennsylvanian, a 
publication of The Daily 
Pennsylvanian. Chun called for 
greater safeguards on student 
government spending. 

"There were no major 
incentives not to make personal 
long-distance calls," Chun, a 
junior in political science and 
psychology, told the newspaper. 
"And there were no immediate 
pressures from the veteran UA 
members to stop making them. 
It was a general consensus that it 
was a perk of being on the UA." 

Chun said he felt compelled to 
tell students. 



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Shabazz talks about Malcolm X, the father 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-chief 

She was there the day an 
assassin's bullet claimed the life 
of her father in 1965. It is 
probably safe to assume that 
Attallah Shabazz's life changed 
forever that day. "There are 
times I can speak about it (her 
father's memorial day) and there 
are times when I just want my 
father," she quietly told the 
crowd of Clarion University 
students and members of the 
community this past Tuesday 
evening at the Gemmell 
complex. 

Shabazz drew upon her 
memories of her father, Malcolm 
X, to share a side of him that few 
saw. Where many people 
viewed her father as a 
"revolutionary" or a radical, she 
remembers him as almost 
"timid" or "shy." Some 
considered him a danger to 
society. She knew him as the 
one person she could share her 
little girl secrets with. Many 
assume her upbringing was very 
strict and filled with negative 
messages. She fondly remem- 
bers her childhood as one filled 
with laughter, culture and a deep 
understanding of self. 

"He was very loyal to the 
organization of the Nation of 
Islam [which he was a 



spokesman for]," Shabazz 
stressed, "but my sisters and I 
were not indoctrinated in the 
mindset of the organization. I 
was not told that one kind of 
person was the enemy." Instead 
she was taught, as most children 
are, good and bad, right from 



wrong. 



Her grandparents, Malcolm's 
parents, were instrumental in the 
Marcus Garvey movement. 
Garvey was a Jamaican who 
established an international 
organization called the Universal 
Negro Improvement Organ- 
ization which had chapters all 
over the world. Through this 
man and her grandparents, 
Shabazz's father and siblings 
"had a sense of the African 
origin, pre-slavery." "My father, 
as a child, did not feel like a 
victim of slavery but instead like 
the child of descendants of 
royalty." He was taught that 
there was much more to the 
world than the backyard or the 
end of the street. It was vast. 
Her grandfather was killed by 
the Ku Klux Klan because of his 
work. Her grand mother was 
taken away and the children 
were put into foster care. 

"Malcolm eventually went to 
Boston, but long before that 
there was structure in his life," 
Shabazz continued, her voice 




Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
Attallah Shabazz spoke to the campus about the way her 
father had two lives, public and private. 



filled with pride for her father's 
accomplishments. "Long before 
he was an orphan in the streets 
where he tried to fit in and 
belong there was a dream." 

He was in prison by the time 
he was 19. While there, he was 
known as the "great debator." 
He outread the prison library to 
the extent that he had the 



officials send out for books he 
desired to read. He read 
encyclopedias and the dictionary 
in their entirety. Shabazz 
shared with the audience a sense 
of what it was like "to be black" 
in her household. She expressed 
that it was not an issue or a 
challenge to learn but rather they 
were supposed to revel in who 



they were. "In my house we 
learned about heritage, lineage 
and culture. We learned to have 
respect for other people's 
origins." She explained that her 
father would congratulate his 
children on their successes no 
matter how small. "People don't 
imagine that was part of his 
nature, but mat's what we got." 

Another aspect of Shabazz's 
presentation was entitled 
"Positively You." She stressed 
finding the positive within 
yourself "because there are 
enough people in society who 
will point out the negatives." 
She went on to say that rather 
than striking back at those who 
make negative comments about 
you "let them illuminate their 
ignorance." "Ask them to repeat 
it so that everyone else who 
missed them sounding ignorant 
the first time can hear how 
ignorant they are again." 

"I think she brought out a lot 
of misconceptions and positive 
light on her father," said Clarion 
student Kari King. "I think we 
should take what we learned 
tonight and apply it to 
ourselves." 

Atallah Shabazz's performance 
was sponsored by the University 
Activies Board. 



Soprano Sylvia Pittman to perform 



by Kelley Mahoney 
Features Writer 



For Dr. Donald Black, nervous 
and excited are two words that 
play on his mind as he prepares 
to accompany lyrrc soprano 
Sylvia Pittman here in Clarion 
on February 21. "She's a 
wonderful singer," Black 
comments. "We've been trying 
to get her to Clarion for a long 
time now." 

Pittman began her musical 
study at Nothern Michigan 
University and is now a voice 
teacher at the Center for Creative 
Students in Detroit and an 
instructor at the Flint Institute of 
Music. She also teaches at 
Westland School District, a 
public school in Westland, 




Sylvia Pittman will bring her singing 
University on Sunday, February 21. 



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Michigan. "She enjoys working 
with literature," said Black. 

Her performance, scheduled to 
begin at 3:15 p.m. in Hart 
Chapel, will consist of pieces in 
both English and German. "She 
will translate the German half," 
explained Black. "She has had 
extensive experience working in 
several different lyrical areas." 

She plans to sing songs by 
famous artists such as Hoest, 
Strauss and Mozart and will be 
accompanied by Dr. Jaropoek 
Lassowsky on the violin, also. 
"She does one piece by Hoest 
that is performed unusually," 
Black explains. "She is only 
accompanied by the violin. This 
is unusual for a performer." 

Pittman's performance is free 
for students and the general 



public. Her show is sponsored 
by the Clarion University 
department of music, grants from 
the Clarion University 
Foundation, the Cultural Fund of 
the Provost and the Office of 
Social Equity. 

"She has a warm personality 
and works well with her 
audience," said Black. He feels 
that the day will be enjoyable for 
those who plan to attend her 
concert. 

Besides being nervous and 
excited Black is also looking 
forward to her visit. "I met her a 
few years ago from a mutual 
friend," he adds. "She's an all 
around nice soprano." He knows 
that her concert is well worth the 
wait. 



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FAMOUS LEADERS 



A Tribute to Black History 



Dr. William Edward 
BurghHarat DuBois was one of 
America's most brilliant 
scholars. His talents allowed 
him to wear many labels: 
educator, historian, sociologist, 
philosopher, civil rights leader 
and apostle of peace. DuBois 
was a professor of Greek, Latin, 
German, English, economics and 
history. He has authorized well 
over 100 books, articles, poems, 
and edited publication on 
virtually every aspect of the 
Afro- American culture. 

Dubois introduced his first 
works of importance, "The 
Suppression of the African Slave 
Trade" and "The Philadelphia 
Negro" in 1896. Dr. DuBois was 
a fierce antagonist against racial 
injustice and was a great leader 
of protest. 

He founded the Niagara 
Movement in 1905, which later 



became the NAACP. His 
movement advocated immediate 
full citizenship rights for blacks. 
Dr. DuBois declared, "... We 
claim for ourselves every single 
right that belongs to a free born 
American ... and until we get 
these rights we will never cease 
to protest and assail the ears of 
America." 

In 1919, Dr. DuBois fathered 
the Pan-African Congress in 
Paris to focus world opinion on 
the problems of blacks 
everywhere. Over the years, he 
became one of the most 
controversial black leaders in the 
United States. During the 
1950's, he was leader of World 
Peace Information Center. 

Dr. W.E.B. DuBois died on 
August 27, 1963, after becoming 
a citizen of Ghana, Africa. His 
entire life was spent trying to 
unbind the enslaving shackles of 



racism and prejudice the world 
over. 

Isabella Baum Free, 

popularly known as Sojourner 
Truth, became famous in her 
lifetime as a preacher, 
abolitionist and lecturer. 

She was born in Hurley, Vester 
County, New York. From a very 
young age she spoke to God, and 
she believed that He spoke to 
her. 

Inspired by her mother, from 
whom she was separated when 
she was eleven, her religious 
beliefs were intensified by the 
cruelty of her slavery 
experiences. She was sold four 
times and was tormented. For 
years she sought her image of 
God in a man. Always deceived, 
she learned to trust only the 
voices in her own head. 

Sojourner Truth is known to 
have been freed from slavery by 



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the New York Emancipation Act 
of 1827. In the spring of 1843, 
as a result of a religious vision, 
Truth left the city to testify to the 
sins committed against her 
people. She assumed the name 
"Truth" for God but "Sojourner" 
because she was to "travel up 
and down the land" testifying 
and showing people their sins. 

She became the first 
outstanding Afro-American 
woman to speak out publicly 
against slavery. Although Truth 
was illiterate, all who heard her 
speak were deeply impressed by 
her oratorical abilities and by her 
talent for reducing issues to their 
essentials. 



After the Civil War, she 
advocated equal treatment of 
Afro-Americans, particularly in 
matters relating to education. 
She was a true champion of 
women's rights. Truth attended 
the second National Woman's 
Sufferable Convention held in 
Akron, Ohio, in 1852, where she 
made her famous "Ain't I A 
Woman" address. 

She died on November 26, 
1883, at her home in Battle 
Creek. Her funeral and the 
Congregational Church was said 
to have been the largest ever held 
in the town. 

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by Marcia Alexander 

The IMC, together with the 
Juvenile/Young Adult Collection 
and A-V Services, make up 
Learning Resources of Carlson 
Library. It is located on the first 
floor of the library. The primary 
objective of Learning Resources 
is to offer, through its materials, 
resources and services, support 
to all programs in education 
(Early Childhood, Elementary 
and Secondary Education, 
Special Education and Library 
Science). 

All official titles aside, I like to 
think of this part of the library as 
a treasure chest of information 
and materials. You wouldn't 
have to hunt very long to find 
something that would interest 
you either personally or help you 
with your classwork such as 
posters, maps, videos, CD's, etc. 
Note: The videos are not ones 
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Wanted" or check out of your 
local video store but are more 
educationally oriented. There 
are several PBS video series, for 
instance on the 60's era and Civil 
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classical versus the Top 20 
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Here are some other services 
and equipment that should be 
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The staff feels that it isn't being 
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♦Listening Rooms - two semi- 
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Circulating copies are on the 
shelves. 
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♦VCR's - to view reserved 
materials or possibly to critique 
one's own teaching experiences. 
♦Laminating - done once a day, 
Sunday through Friday, ($.10 
per inch). 

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preparing for presentations, 
($.35 each). 

♦Spirit Master & Ditto Copies 
• useful for class handouts, 
($.10 for master & $.10 per 
copy). 

The above fees are necessary 
as these supplies are not included 
in the regular library budget. 

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Musical to open 



by Amy Gerkin 
AssL Features Editor 



The Clarion University Theatre 
will present the musical "Pippin" 
next Wednesday, February 24 
through Saturday, February 27 at 
8 p.m. in the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. 

Directed by Marilouise Michel, 
"Pippin" is a musical play 
written by Roger O. Hirson and 
Stephen Schwartz. The play is 
also heavily influenced by Bob 
Fosse, who,according to Michel, 
"put a strong stamp of style." 

"Pippin the Short" is based 
loosely on the first son of 
Charlemagne, otherwise known 
as Charles the Great. Pippin is a 
character played by Brian 
Bazalla, who returns home from 
school and is searching for the 
meaning in his life. 

Joe Beredino is the leading 
player, who narrates the play for 
the audience. The play begins 
when Pippin returns home and is 
greeted with open arms from his 
father, Charlemagne (played by 
Jeff Powell), and half-heartedly 
from his stepmother, Fastrada 
(played by Kristen Spanangal). 



Included in the cast is Dr. Mary 
Hardwick, who plays Pippin's 
grandmother. 

According to Michel, "Pippin 
is a metaphor for a journey 
through life." Pippin tries to find 
himself by trying to do many 
things and playing many roles. 
He tries to model himself after 
his father by going to war with 
him, and follow in his footsteps 
with women, sex, politics and 
leadership. Pippin also tries to 
find his family roots by going to 
live with his grandmother, and 
attempts to live the simple home 
life on a farm. 

Pippin is just a confused young 
man who is searching for 
something "completely 

fulfilling." No matter what 
Pippin is looking for, he never 
finds exactiy what he wants — or 
does he? 

Tickets are free for students 
with a valid ID and $6 for the 
public, and can be obtained at 
the door prior to the show. 
There will be no intermission, 
however, entry is not permitted 
during the first ten minutes of 
the show. 



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Sun. Feb. 21 

-Guest Recital: Sylvia 
Pi ttman (Chap) 3:15 jwra. 
•Wrestling vs. Perni State 
3 p.m. 

-U AB Movie (Gem M-P) 
8 p.m. 



Fri. Feb. 19 

-High school visitation 
-Swim at PSAC 
Championship 
-Wrestling at Lock Haven 
-WCCB Dance 
(Gem M-P) 8-11 p,m. 



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Ash Wednesday 
•ML BB at Slippery Rock 
- W. BB at Slippery Rock 
-Drama Production: 
" Pippin" (Aud) 8 p.m. 
-KDR Date Auction 

(GemM-P)8p,m. 



Mon. Feb. 22 

Washington's Birthday 
-Student Senate mtg. 
(248 Gem) 7 p.m. 
-UAB and Minority 
Student Services "The 
Traveling Black History 
Show" (Chap) 8 p.nu 



Sat. Feb* 20 

-W BB vs. Shippensburg 
1 p.m. 

-M. BB vs. Shippensburg 
3 p.m. 

-UAB CAB's (Gem)10p.m. 
-"Into the Streets" 
Com. serv. (9 a.m.- 6 p.m.) 



Thurs. Feb, 25 

-Jazz Band Tour 
-Swim Clarion 
Invitational (6 p.m.) 
-PIAA BB 

-Drama Production: 
"Pippin" (Aud) 8 p.m. 



lues. Feb. 23 

-Athletic Timeout 
Luncheon 



Fri. Feb. 26 



•Jazz Band Tour 
-PIAA Wrestling 
-Clarion Int. Assoc 
Cultural Program 
(Gem M-P) 7 p.m. 
-Drama Production: 
"Pippin" (Aud) 8 p.m. 






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-In New York City, Donna 
Goldberg recently opened 
Organized Student, a consulting 
service (at $85 to $125 per hour) 
that advises children and 
teenagers on how to clean up 
their rooms. Said a 9th-grade 
client interviewed by the New 
York Times, "I try to keep going 
by myself, but I can't do it." 

-Richard Kyle won his Arizona 
House seat in November more 
easily than he had won the 
Republican primary in 
September. He and his primary 
opponent, John Gaylord, had tied 
and had agreed to settle things 
with one hand of five-card stud 
dealt by the speaker of the 
Arizona House. Kyle's pair of 
sevens put him into the general 
election. 

-Polly, a Plainview, Minnesota, 
cow, has predicted the winner of 



every presidential election since 
1972 by relieving herself upon a 
photograph of the eventual 
winner after equal numbers of 
the candidates' photographs 
were spread over the ground. On 
Monday, November 2, Polly 
correctly selected the next day's 
winner after 10 photos, each of 
Clinton, Bush and Perot were 
spread out in a pen in a shopping 
mall parking lot. 

-Arkansas Secretary of State 
Bill McCuen, who lost his race 
for Congress in November, 
challenged the results with a 
lawsuit claiming irregularities in 
the voting process. However, 
since vote administration in 
Arkansas is under the control of 
the Secretary of State, McCuen 
was required to file the lawsuit 
against himself. 

-Kenneth P. Faust, 48 was 
convicted in November of 
murdering his girlfriend in 



Indianapolis in 1990. He 
claimed she kept pestering him 
to make love, but that he refused, 
claiming that her breath was too 
foul. 

-Long Beach, California police 
arrested two small, skinny men 
in October and charged them 
with stealing six 45-pound 
barbells from the Buffum- 
Downtown YMCA. The men 
were struggling to keep the 
barbells in a small cart that kept 
tipping over because they were 
not strong enough to steer it. 

-Richard Fife Curr, 29, was 
charged with assault in San 
Antonio in August and suffered a 
loosened tooth in the incident. 
He had gotten carried away with 
a nightclub dancer during a 
performance and had bitten her 
on the buttocks. 

-(c) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



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The Angry Young Pachyderms 



"And so you just threw everything together? ... 
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"Hey, Ruby! The circus is back in town! 

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asked you to smell his boutonniere?" 

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Your Horoscope 
Feb 14 thru 20 



GOOP RELATIONSHIPS 

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PASS IF YOU CHOOSE 
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ARIES March 21 -April 20 

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scene should be coming to maturity. 
TAURUS April 21- May 21 

Good news from nearbv places should 
be en route to you. Opportunity knocks' 
GEMINI May 22 -June 21 

Increased support from others ma y open 
new avenues tor improved conditions. 
CANCER June 22 -July 23 

You can make favorable things happen 
if you are positive and persistent. 

LEO Ju, y 24 • Au 9 u8t 23 

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will be readyfora favorablenew period 
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Events and circumstances can combine 
to further your long range interests. 
LIBRA. Sept24-Oct23 

If a t first you didn't succeed guess what? 
Right! Its time to try again! 
SCORPIO Oct24-Nov22 

Favorable aspects strengthen bonds of 
affection. Good news mav arrive soon. 
SAGITTARIUS Nov23-Oec21 

Continuing good Jupiter aspects 
through May can help make wishes 
come true! 

CAPRICORN. Dec22-Jan20 

Capitalize on possible career changes. 
Jupiter is your lucky card til November. 
AQUARIUS Jan21-Febl9 

Beneficial Sun influences in money sec- 
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Being adaptable to change is important 
PISCES Feb20-March20 

Happy Birthday Pisces! Sun moves into 
your sign. The force" is with you now! 

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The Clarion Call - 2-18-93 - Page 15 




Morton on tear despite team 's slump 

Edinboro throws wrench in Golden Eagles 1 playoff hopes 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

First, the good news. The 
offense of the Clarion men's 
basketball team is peaking. 
Leading scorer Kwame Morton 
has averaged 36 points in his last 
two conference games, and the 
Golden Eagles have averaged 
over 93 points a game during 
that span. The bad news lies in 
the defense. Clarion lost both 
games while surrendering a 
frightening average of 104 points 
a contest. 

The Eagles entered their 
February 10 meeting with 
California owning a 4-2 
conference record and carrying 
hopes of a first place tie in the 
PSAC-West. They now stand at 



4-4 and are desperately clinging 
to their playoff aspirations. 

Last Saturday, Clarion took a 
break from conference play and 
headed into the eye of the Storm. 
The Lake Erie Storm, a team 
which Clarion weathered 95-80 
just one month ago, proved to be 
no more than a mere drizzle. 

Morton, the Golden Eagles 
leading meteorologist, gave the 
Storm a five-day forecast they 
shan't soon forget. Morton 
rained 34, and Chris Boone 
scored a seasonal high of 20 
while accumulating 10 rebounds, 
leading Clarion to a 96-72 breeze 
over Lake Erie. 

The Eagles' fun-filled vacation 
proved to be short, as the thunder 
of the PS AC schedule rumbled 




File Photo 
One for the ages: Clarion's best offensive hope meet 
Clarion's best defensive hope- Kwame Morton (24) shoots 
over then Mercyhurst, now Clarion guard Brian Paige. 
Morton's "O" and Paiges "D" will be relied on heavily 
during the PSAC stretch run. 



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Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
In your face: The Golden Eagles have the ball in their court this week as they face two 
PSAC rivals in a fight for second place and the last playoff spot. 



two days later in Edinboro. The 
Fighting Scots had fallen victim 
to the Eagles 84-72 earlier in the 
campaign, but this meeting was 
in Edinboro, a place in which the 
Eagles have struggled in the 
past. 

Despite shooting 58 percent in 
the first half, including seven for 
12 from beyond the three point 
arc, the Eagles found themselves 
trailing 51-49 at the half. 

Just as against California, 
Clarion found itself engaged in 
yet another run-and-gun 
shootout. The problem with a 
shootout is that a team must 
maintain a high shooting 
percentage throughout the game. 
The Eagles hit a slump. 

Clarion's blistering first half 
quickly transformed into a 
blustery second half. The Eagles 
shot just 41 percent, including a 



troublesome four for 15 from 
three-point range, and combined 
with 'Boro's 59 percent second 
half shooting, spelled doom for 
the visitors, 100-93. 

Adam Cheek led the Scots with 
35 points and was one of six 
Edinboro players to hit double 
figures on the night. Morton 
finished with 32, while Roy 
Bumoskey and Steve Branch 
contributed 20 and 17 points, 
respectively. 

The Eagles sit in a four way tie 
for second in the PSAC-West 
with their four losses. Luckily 
for Eagles, two of those teams 
come to Clarion this week. 

The Lock Haven Bald Eagles 
had already lost to Clarion 74-66 
in Lock Haven, and the two 
teams met on Wednesday. The 
Shippensburg Red Raiders 
defeated the Wue and gold 73-70 



at Shipp in a game which the 
Eagles believe they should have 
won. The Raiders visit Tippin 
Gymnasium Saturday afternoon 
at 3 p.m. 



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S. Rock 2 


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- The top two teams in 

the PSAC-West 

advance to play the 

top two teams in the 

PSAC-East. 






Page 16 - The Clarion Call - 2-18-93 



Jones and Gaffney spark inside play in loss 



West 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University 
women's basketball team 
suffered its first conference loss 
on Monday at Edinboro, 76-64, 
and now find themselves in a 
battle with the Lady Scots for 
first place in the PSAC-West 
conference. 

The loss drops the Golden 
Eagles conference record to 7-1 
and leaves them in a virtual tie 
with Edinboro who also stands at 
7-1. The two rivals have split 
two contests with CUP defeating 
Edinboro at Tippin, 105-84, on 
Jan. 25. 

'Boro was a completely 
different team on Monday at the 
McComb fieldhouse than it was 
in Clarion last month. 

In the initial meeting, CUP 
shot 42 percent from three-point 
land but was held to only five 
three-pointers on a 22 percent 
long-distance mark this time. 

'Boro also out-rebounded 
Clarion, 46-33, as opposed to 
being out-rebounded by 13 the 
first meeting. 

The biggest reversal was in the 
important turnover category. 
Clarion forced 20 turnovers in 
the first meeting, committing 
only 12. The exact opposite 
occurred on Monday as the 
Golden Eagles turned it over 20 
times to Edinboro's 12 turnovers. 

Just as Clarion has opened 
most of its PSAC-West contests 
this season, they found 
themselves down early, trailing 
42-32 at the half. 

With both sides all even at 28- 
28 and 6: 10 to go in the half, the 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
In the books: Clarion's Shannon Coakley (31) is concentrating harder on putting another 
PSAC win in the book than on closing in on Clarion's all-time scoring leader mark. 



hosts proceeded on a 14-4 run to 
drop Clarion to 10 down at 
intermission. 

The Eagles have made it a 
habit to come back in the second 
half, but CUP couldn't wear out 
the Lady Scots this time. 



Call the 
Golden Eagle 
sports hotline 

>226-2079 



A Pam Mountsier trifecta 
closed the gap to four, Edinboro 
leading 57-53 with 9:21 to go in 
the game, but the Lady Scots 
fended off this and every other 
CUP attack in the second half for 
a 12 point decision. 

The Golden Eagle run and gun 
didn't phase Edinboro as two 
players, Pam Artman and 
Jeannine Jean-Pierre, played all 
40 minutes, and Lori 
Montgomery ran with Clarion 
for 38 minutes, Andrea Williams 
for 37. 

Clarion center Carlita Jones led 
all scorers with 25 points and 



pulled down seven rebounds. 
She shot nine for 15 from the 
field and seven for eight from 
the line. 

Mona Gaffney added a little 
"instant offense" with 11 points 
in 13 minutes. 

Point guards Melissa Bamette 
and Amy Migyanka combined 
for eight assists without a 
turnover. 

Aside from Gaffney and Jones, 
the remainder of Eagles only 
contributed 10 field goals on 28 
percent shooting. 

Jean-Pierre and Williams 
combined for 43 points for 



Edinboro. 

The Golden Eagles are now 
17-5 overall. 

Clarion thrashed visiting 
Gannon in a non-conference 
game at Tippin, 91-53, last 
Friday, Feb. 12. 

Five Eagles scored in double 
digits as Clarion captured a 38- 
point win. 

Mountsier set CUP on its way 
by hitting her first four three- 
point attempts, and within 10 
minutes, CUP had a 23-10 lead. 

The Eagles held Gannon to 33 
percent shooing for the game and 
forced 25 turnovers. 

Jones led Clarion with 18 
points and 12 rebounds. She was 
perfect on the night, shooting six 
for six from the field. 

Mountsier ended the night with 
five trifectas and 15 points. 
Susanne Adams, Shannon 
Coakley and Gaffney also scored 
in double figures. . 

Amy Migyanka had seven 
assists. 

Coakley is on the verge of 
becoming Clarion's all-time 
scoring leader. 

Last night's results against 
Lock Haven were not available 
at press time. Clarion will be at 
home on Saturday against 
Shippensburg. The PSAC-West 
tilt will start at 1P.M.. 



Golden Eagle leaders 

Points per game 
Jones (/6.6J 

Caroms per ?ame 
Jones (10.6) 

3-noint fQ % 
Mountsier W%) 

Assists 
Migyanka (52) 

Steals 
Dudeck (65) 

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The Clarion Call - 2-18-93 - Page 17 



PSAC Swim Preview 

Golden Eagle women seeking 18th PSAC crown 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



Clarion University's women's 
swimming and diving team is 
favored to win another PSAC 
championship this week (Feb. 
17-20) at West Chester 
University. 

Events, starting with three- 
meter diving, will be held from 
today to Saturday when the 
champion will be crowned. The 
meet will mark the sixth straight 
year that the men's 
championship will be held at the 
same time, in an alternating 
event format. 

Last year at Clarion, the 
Golden Eagle women ran away 



with the crown finishing ahead 
of second place Bloomsburg by 
more than 100 points. They will 
be looking to repeat that 
performance. "We know we'll 
be a strong favorite to repeat 
because of our overall team 
strength, and we'll simply have 
to go out and execute our 
strengths to win number 18," 
said head coach Bill Miller. 

The Golden Eagles ended the 
season with a 6-1 dual meet 
record. The only loss came to 
Division I Ohio State by a 128- 
107 margin. 

The top swimmers leading the 
way for Clarion will be Becky 
Jushchyshyn, Justine Gibbons 




Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
On a quest: The Clarion men's swimming and diving team 
is on a quest to capture its second straight PSAC team title 
and its 21st PSAC crown overall. 



and Tedra Kruse, all of which are 
qualified for Division II 
Nationals and who are not 
tapering for the PSAC's. 

Jushchyshyn is favored to give 
repeat winning performances in 
the 100 and 200 breaststroke 
events. The 1992-93 co-captain 
holds the school record in both 
events and is the reigning NCAA 
Div. II champ in the 100 
breaststroke. 

Gibbons, an 11 -time Ail- 
American, is expected to place 
high in both backstroke events as 
well as in the 500 and 1650 
freestyle events. 

Kruse, only a freshman, will 
swim the 200, 500 and 1650 



freestyle events and with the 400 
I.M. relay team in preparation 
for Nationals. 

Other swimmers who are 
tapering but could challenge for 
titles include Dawn Jones, 
Stephanie Kissell, Dina Maylor, 
Denise Butterweck, Donna 
Patrick, Lisa Kaylor and Kathy 
Randazzo. 

Also expected to participate for 
Clarion will be Jennifer Alcott, 
Heather Bachteler, Colleen 
Davidson, Heather Heinz and 
Daniela More. 

The diving team, led by coach 
Dave Hrovat, will also be strong. 
Kim Strawbridge, Amy Paganie, 
Jill Braught, Pauline O' Connor, 



Tammy Quinn, Kendra 
Raymond and Ami Way will 
attempt to score for CUP. 

Strawbridge was second on 
both the one and three-meter 
boards last year and is hoping to 
bring home both titles this time. 
Paganie, only a sophomore, will 
press Strawbridge hard for both. 
Braught placed on both boards 
last year. 

Clarion has won every PSAC 
title since they were started in 
1976. The Golden Eagles are 
hoping for a strong (top 3?) 
national performance which are 
being held at Ashland University 
from March 10-13. 



CUP men looking to 
repeat a s PSAC champs 



by Ron Santillo 

Sports Writer 

Clarion's men's swimming and 
diving team is once again ready 
to do battle for the PSAC crown 
at West Chester this week. 

After winning 19 consecutive 
titles from 1971 to 1989, 
Shippensburg broke the streak 
and won the team title in 1990 
and 1991. But last year, the 
Golden Eagles made it a mission 
to recapture the coveted crown 
and did. 

Clarion won the 1992 title by 
winning 14 events and scoring 
688 points. Shipp failed to win 
its third consecutive title and 
finished second with 582 points. 

The Eagles head into the 1993 
PSAC's coming off of a 4-2 
1992-93 dual meet record. They 
face a very tough task in 
repeating this year after losing 
their last two dual meets of the 
year to Shippensburg, 125-116, 
and Edinboro, 123-107. 

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bonafide three team race 
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and Clarion," said head coach 
Bill Miller. "Personally, I think 
it's going to come right down to 
Saturday night and has the 
potential to become the most 
exciting PSAC meet we've ever 
had." 

Among Clarion's 18 
competitors at the PSAC's, the 
Eagles will be paced by seniors 
Steve Darby and Dave Sheets, 
along with junior Rick Bull. 

Darby, a 1992-93 captain, was 
the 1992 PSAC's "Swimmer of 
the Year" after winning' two 
individual events (200 freestyle 
and 200 butterfly) in record time, 
placed in two other events and 
helped three Eagle relay teams 
set new PSAC records. A two 
time PSAC winner in the 200 
free, Darby is hoping to finish 
strong in the 100, 200 and 500 
freestyle events, along with the 
200 butterfly. 

Sheets, also a 1992-93 captain, 
specializes in the backstroke. He 
won the 200 backstroke in PSAC 
record time last year and also 
won the 100 backstroke. He is 
also a quality I.M. swimmer. 

Bull, the 1991 PSAC 
"Swimmer of the Year," set a 
new PSAC record in the 200 
I.M. last year. He also won the 
400 I.M., the 100 butterfly and 
was second to Darby in the 200 
butterfly. He is a two-time 



winner of both the 200 and 400 
I.M. events and won the 200 fly 
in 1991. 

Among other swimmers 
expected to finish high are Mark 
Keister, Stephen Kozowyk, Jim 
O' Connor, Scott Rosenbaum 
and junior Chad Rimsky. 

Also looking to score for 
Clarion are Tom Connolly, Bill 
Gimbel, Jeff Halbert, Mike 
Khink, Glenn Raymer, Rob Rcda 
and Ben Yoder. 

The Clarion divers, led by 
diving coach Dave Hrovat, will 
feature three divers. Sophomore 
Joe Egan was fourth on the 
three-meter and fifth on the one- 
meter last year, while John 
Oleksak also placed high on 
each. Kevin Maginn will also 
attempt to score points for 
Clarion. 

Edinboro posted a 6-1 1992-93 
dual meet record. Shippensburg 
posted a 6-3 dual meet record. 

Clarion finished second at the 
1992 NCAA Division II 
nationals and will once again 
look to place at nationals from 
March 10 through 13 at Ashland. 



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Panthers keep Golden Eagles below .500 mark 

Clarion hosts #1 ranked Penn State on Sunday 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Golden Eagle wrestling 
team hosted the University of 
Pittsburgh this past Saturday 
night and fell short by the score 
of 23-12. 

The dual meet was a lot closer 
than the score may have 
indicated, as three matches in 
which Clarion fell short were 
determined by two points or less. 
The Eagles trailed the entire 
match but not by much, and they 
had chances to break even with 
the Panthers throughout the 
night. 

CUP trailed 10-0 after the first 
three matches, two of which 
were very close. 

Luke Shocklee lost a close one, 
6-5, at 118 pounds to start the 
contest against Mike Moore who 
captured advantage points to seal 
the victory. 

After Kyle Wolfe was major 
decisioned at 126 pounds by 
Pitt's John Ritchey, Nick 
Pendolino was decisioned at 134 
pounds, 9-8, by Pitt's J.J. 
Fasnacht for CUP's second close 
loss on the night. 

Freshman Dave Thomas had 
Clarion's first victory of the 
evening with a 6-1, 142-pound 
win over Brett Gould to set the 
score at 10-3 Pitt. 

Moss Grays then lost Clarion's 
third nail- biter, at 150 pounds, 
3-1, in overtime to Pitt's Steve 
Budman to give Pitt back a 10- 



point advantage. 

Paul Antonio had an exciting 
match coming from behind to 
send his 158-pound match into 
overtime and then capture d the 
victory over Pitt's Joe Plouse 
with a takedown. Antonio's 
victory set the score at 13-6, but 
that's as close as CUP could get 
as the Golden Eagles fell by an 
11-point margin. 

Tiny Anderson and Rob 
Sintobin wrestled well late in the 
match. 

Anderson decisioned Pitt's 
John Gilbeaut, 3-1, at 177 
pounds, and Rob Sintobin won 
his match at heavyweight, 
decisioning Pat Wiltanger 9-5. 

Joel Gilbert, at 167 pounds, 
and Roger King, at 190 pounds, 
both lost by a technical fall in the 
contest. 

Co-captain Dan Payne, 26-5, 
missed the match with the 
chicken pox. He is said to be 
day to day. 

Coach Jack Davis called the 
close losses "unfortunate" and 
felt that his team was capable of 
beating the Panthers. 

CUP is now 9-11-1 and has 
two matches remaining. This 
weekend the Eagles travel to 
17th ranked Lock Haven. On 
Sunday, the number one ranked 
team in the land, Penn State, 
comes to Clarion. Nine of Penn 
State's ten wrestlers in the line- 
up are ranked in the top 12 in the 
country. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
A big task ahead: The Clarion Golden Eagle wrestlers have winded up on the bottom 
against some big name Division I schools in this rebuilding season but will look to give the 
#1 ranked team in the nation a run for their money on Sunday. 



Pro Sports Commentary/American League 



Where in the heck have I been? 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

The tragic part of professional 
baseball is that it leaves us to 
face the winter alone. If you are 
like me, you understand that a 
few major off-season 
transactions will be made , but 
you expect to find the same 
nucleus for most teams come 
opening day. Therefore, your 
careful watch over off-season 
acquisitions is less than keen. 

The wheeling and dealing this 
off-season has been so 
overzealous, that a fan like 
myself would be irate in finding 
a National leaguer in the 
American League without 
written notification from the 
Commissioner or at least hearing 
a word on ESPN. 



Therefore, I will take it upon 
myself to personally alleviate the 
shock you will feel on opening 
day, by listing some of the 
players you will see in different 
colored A.L. uniforms come 
April. 

American League: 
Baltimore: Harold Reynolds, 
Harold Baines. 

Boston: Andre Dawson, Ivan 
Calderon, Scott Bankhead. 
California: Kelly Gruber, Scott 



Sanderson, Jerome Walton, Chili 
Davis, Stan Javier, J.T. Snow. 
Chicago: Ellis Burks, Dave 
Stieb, Chuck Cary, Barry Jones. 
Cleveland: Bob Ojeda, Mike 
Bielecki, Tim Crews. 
Detroit: Kirk Gibson, Mike 
Moore, Tom Bolton, Bill 
Krueger. 

Kansas City : David Cone, Jose 
Lind, Greg Gagne, Felix Jose, 
Mark Gardner, Hubie Brooks. 
Milwaukee : Tom Brunansky, 



Bill Doran, Kevin Reimer, 
Dickie Thon. 

Minnesota : Dave Winfield, 
Bert Blyleven, Jim Deshaies. 
New York : Wade Boggs, Jimmy 
Key, Jim Abbott, Paul O'Neill, 
Spike Owen, Neal Heaton. 
Oakland: Kevin Seitzer, Gary 
Pettis, Rafael Ramirez. 
Seattle: Norm Charlton, Chris 



Bosio, Mike Felder, Carmelo 
Martinez, Manager Lou Pinella. 
Texas: Tom Henke, Charlie 
Leibrandt, Craig Lefferts, Bob 
Patterson, Billy Ripken, Manuel 
Lee, Gary Redus, Doug 
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Open racquetball tourney held at Tippin and Gemmell 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



The ninth annual Clarion 
University open racquetball 
tournament was held on 
February 12, 13 and 14 at the 
Gemmell Center and in Tippin 
Gymnasium. 

Tournament director Norbert 
A. Baschnagel started the 
tournament nine years ago. It 
was held in only Tippin Gym for 
eight years before the building of 



the new Gemmell Center. 1993 
marked the first year the 
tournament included the three 
new Gemmell courts. 
Baschnagel stressed the vast 
improvement of the tournament 
with the new courts. "The 
improved lighting and size of the 
courts in Gemmell were 
tremendous," said Baschnagel. 
"The courts also provide a very 
true bounce." 

"Overall, it was a real good 



tournament," said Baschnagel. 
The double elimination 
tournament brought in 33 
competitors, 13 more than last 
year. Baschnagel said that he 
hopes more students and women 
get involved in the next 
tournament. 

The tournament's three 

brackets included men's open 

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a men's novice singles event. 

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with winners based on the best 
two out three games to 15 points 
with an 11 -point tie breaker if 
needed. Players officiated their 
own matches, but a referee was 
available if needed. 

Randy Adams was victorious 
in the men's open singles 
bracket. Adams received a bye 
in the first round then went on to 
win three straight matches to 
take the title. He defeated the 
loser's bracket winner Don 
Smorey in the final, 15-4, 15-7. 
Adams beat Smorey twice in the 
tournament. 

Jerry Irwin and Don Jones 
were victorious in the men's 
open doubles event. They 



Smorey, 154, 4-15, (11-10), in a 
very close final match to take the 
bracket. 

Greg Clawson was victorious 
in the men's novice singles 
event. Clawson won all four of 
his matches and defeated Bill 
Woods, 15-2, 15-12, in the final. 
Most of the students involved in 
the tournament were entered in 
this bracket. Clawson is a 
student and a member of the 
Sigma Tau Gamma fraternity. 

Plaques were awarded for first 
and second place in each of three 
brackets. 

The program was sponsored by 
Clarion University, Clarion 
University's Activities Board 



defeated Bob Bianco and and WWCH Radio of Clarion. 

Angle takes Gold 



Representing the United States 
recently in the prestigious 
Krasnoyarsk Tournament, former 
Clarion University wrestler and 
current assistant coach Kurt 
Angle won the Gold Medal at 
220-pounds. He was one of two 
USA wrestlers to bring home the 
gold. 

Sponsored by the Russian 
Wrestling Federation, the 
Krasnoyarsk Tournament is 
considered one of the top annual 
meets in Russia which brings the 
top Soviet wrestlers and many 
wrestlers from nearby countries. 

Angle, a 220-pounder who was 
an USA Olympic Alternate to 
the 1992 Olympic Games, won 
all three bouts he wresUed to win 
the gold by a combined score of 
14-1. In the first bout, he 
defeated Dmitri Ivanyev 6-0. 
Then he knocked off Constantin 
Alexandrov 3-1, and defeated 
Meldzekov 5-0 in the finals. 



"I was happy with the way I 
wrestled and with bringing home 
the gold medal," commented 
Angle. "I really need to gain 
national and international 
experience to better myself as a 
freestyle wrestler, and I will be 
continuing to wrestle in as many 
events as possible to gain that 
experience." 

Angle's goal is to eventually 
become the top 220-pound 
freestyle wrestler in the U.S.A. 
and represent the nation in major 
championships and hopefully the 
Olympic Games in 1996. His 
next major competition will be at 
the John E. DuPont Freestyle 
National Championships in Las 
Vegas, Nevada from April 28 
through May 1. 

Angle was a two-time NCAA 
Division I National Champion at 
heavyweight for Clarion. 

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Volume 74, Issu e 18 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania February 25, 1993 

Clarion responds to the gay ban 

Should homosexuals be allowed in the military? 



News 

Arrests at fraternity 

Authorities raid Sigma Tat 
fraternity, 37 cited .pg.5 1 

Features 

Into the Streets 

"Into the Streets" plunge 
a big success for Clarioi 
University students. Reac 
about the students who 
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Sports 



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Top rated Penn St 
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News pf 

Features pg. 9 I 

Entertainment pg. 121 

Sports pg. 15| 

TV guide pg. 181 

Classifieds pg. 19| 



by Michelle Sparer 
Editor-in-Chief and 
Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



One of the hottest issues in the 
country today is the question, 
"Should homosexuals be allowed 
in the military?" 

America's college campuses 
are dealing with this topic on a 
first hand basis through their 
ROTC, National Guard and 
former servicemen and women. 
While the debate rages in 
Washington, students are being 
forced to question their own 
beliefs as well as the body sworn 
to protect them. 

Clarion University's students 
are no exception. It was found 
in a recent, informal poll of 526 
students (see graph) that the 
majority were in favor of gays 
being allowed in the military. Of 
those surveyed, only 235 were 
against lifting the ban on 
homosexuals in the service. 

Tension within the ranks and 
on Capitol Hill actually began a 
few months ago when, then 
presidential candidate Bill 
Clinton promised to lift the ban 
on gays in the military if elected. 
This promise succeeded in 
netting him strong support from 
the gay population. Since then, 
President Clintion has been 
called on the carpet to make 




Chairman of the Joint Chiefs 
threatening resignation if the 
expressing opposition to the 

good his promise. In January, 
Clinton did just that. He ordered 
Defense Secretary Les Aspin to 
prepare a draft executive order 
repealing the ban by July 15. 
Aspin must also devise a strict 
code of sexual conduct for 



AP Photo 

of Staff, Colin Powell, lea the Joint Chiefs in December in 
gay issue was forced upon them. The Joint Chiefs are still 
proposal of lifting the ban on homosexuals in the military. 



Clarion University students respond to an lntorma. poll: 
Do you think homosexuals should be allowed In the military? 




YES 



Informal poll conducted 
by Chad Briggs 



military members. 

Presently, ROTC units and 
recruiting centers have been 
ordered not to ask men and 
women their sexual orientation. 
Discharge proceedings for 
known homosexuals have also 
been suspended. 

According to the Associated 
Press, Aspin said the six-month 
delay was designed to give 
Congress time to hold hearings 
on issues such as military 
morale, discipline, recruitment, 
housing and a code of conduct 
governing sexual behavior. But 
Aspin also said that Congress 
may overturn the proposal if a 
consensus is not reached. If this 
happens, President Clinton could 
say he tried to fulfill his 
campaign promise. 

In the meantime, the Joint 
Chiefs of Staff and members of 
the military are in an uproar over 



the proposal. In December, the 
Joint Chiefs threatened to resign 
if the gay issue was forced on 
them. Since then, resentment 
has run deep over Clinton's 
seemingly unalterable position. 
Many forsee long-term problems 
if the ban is lifted. 

One high-ranking senior 
officer told the Call that, "Long- 
term problems to the extremes 
will affect the volunteer force 
and could cause an extreme 
possibility of the draft." Another 
problem that could face 
recruiting officers are the deep- 
seated "old-fashioned American 
values" that many families still 
abide by. "We recruit in the 
middle America population, and 
families learn that homosexuality 
is a deviant behavior. This will 
make it difficult for recruits to 

join." 

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only worth while 

thing to do 

"So you are going to 
Quakertown." 

"Ah Yes", I answered 
hesitantly. 

Coming from a riig city, I was 
not used to trusting strangers, 
least of all drivers. He smiled at 
me. I tried to return his smile. He 
lifted my bags and shoved them 
in the luggage compartment 

My friends hugged me good- 
bye. Christine whispered to me 
"Don't talk to strangers." I had 
heard that before, I was familiar 
with that. I nodded and let her 

go. 

"You don't look like you 

belong to Quakertown." 

"Er-no," nervously I shook my 
head. 

It was my first trip by Grey 
Hound, I was more than a little 
apprehensive. To top it off, I was 
the only passenger. Every time 
Mr. Driver talked, he turned his 
head towards me. I noticed his 
bushy mustache went up and 
down with his lips. He asked 
quite a few questions in the first 
five minutes. To avoid his 
noticing my clattering teeth, I 
answered all his queries by 
shaking or nodding my head. 

Then he smiled. The bags 
around his eyes tightened a bit, 
and his eyes lit up like a child. 
He looked harmless now, but I 
was still suspicious. 

"Where is Quakertown," he 
asked me. 

"Near PhUly." 

He raised his brows, rolled his 
eyes in mock fear and said, "Got 
your hand gun ready?" 

I laughed. I was beginning to 
relax. He told me he was going 
to drop me off at Dubois, where 
I would have to change busses. 
He asked me if I was originally 
from Pennsylvania. 

"No, I am an Indian from 




Charu Uppal 



India," I speified. 

"Oh!" he was quiet for a few 
seconds. I enjoy noticing people, 
(when I am not afraid of them) 
and I try to read their thoughts as 
they show on their faces. I sat on 
the first seat, to the right ofthe 
driver. I could see his face 
clearly in the mirror opposite 
him. He seemed like he was 
talking to himself. He turned 
again. 

"Did you say IndiaTThey have 
arranged marriages there don't 
they?" 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



I like Bill Clinton's budget 
plan, and to those opposed, 
phffftt! I'm sick of listening to 
these carping conservative 
Republicans bitching about "tax 
and spend, Bill Clinton's just 
gonna tax and spend." Of course 
he is. What the hell else is he 
going to do? The Republicans 
already tried for twelve years to 
make their credo "spend and 
spend" work, and it obviously 
didn't. What do they want now? 
Tax and tax? 

People just don't understand 
how government programs work. 
They don't realize that when 
they tell government, "Do 
something," that what they mean 
is, "Do something and send us 
the bill." People want health 
care, people want better urban 
conditions, people want 
improved highways, but people 
don't want to pay for it. These 
things, I am sorry to say, are not 
free. They cost money. Tax 
money. Tax money that the 
government will spend to 
implement these much-needed 
programs. 

In order to keep taxes low(cr), 
some of this money will be taken 
from entitlement programs. 
Unnecessary entitlement 
programs could be tapped into 
for a few bucks towards the 
common good. But which 
entitlements are unnecessary? 



Welfare? WIC? What, pray tell, 
do you take from, without 
gutting or totally destroying a 
just and much-needed program? 

The old folks lobbies have 
really been a big help clearing 
things up in this area by defining 
unnecessary entitlements as 
"every single entitlement 
program except Social Security, 
which is self-sufficient." Wrong. 
Social Security is not a privilege, 
Granny. It is an entitlement. 
That check you receive every 
month doesn't come out of the 
money that you put into the 
system as a worker. It comes 
from the money that / pay into 
the system as a worker, from the 
tax dollars that I feed into the 
Social Security system, that get 
fed to you. 

So how does government 
enact the programs we want 
enacted? Do we tell our 
congressmen to pay for it out of 
their own pockets? Should Bill 
use Chelsea's lunch money to 
pay for health care? Should we 
boitow the money from H. Ross 
Perot? Do we round up all the 
Republicans into forced-labor 
chain gangs(yes, that is 
tempting)? No, we don't do any 
of these things. If we want to get 
anything done, we tax and spend. 
Period. 

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The low state of higher education 



by Robert J. Samuelson 

You should treat the loud cries 
now coming from colleges and 
universities that the last bastion 
of excellence in American 
education is being gutted by 
state budget cuts and mounting 
costs. Whatever else it is, higher 
education is not a bastion of 
excellence. It is shot through 
with waste, lax academic 
standards and mediocre teaching 
and scholarship. 

True, the economic pressures- 
from the Ivy League to state 
systems- are intense. Last year 
nearly two-thirds of schools had 
to make midyear spending cuts 
to stay within their budgets. 

It is also true (as university 
presidents and deans argue) that 
relieving those pressures merely 
by raising tuitions and cutting 
courses will make matters worse. 
Students will pay more and get 
less. 

The university presidents and 
deans want to be spared form 
further government budget cuts. 
Their case is weak. 

Higher education is a bloated 
enterprise. Too many professors 
do too little teaching to too many 
ill-prepared students. Costs can 
be cut and quality improved 
without reducing the number of 
graduates. Many colleges and 
universities should shrink. Some 
should go out of business. 
Consider: 

Except for elite schools, 
academic standards are low. 
About 70 percent of freshmen at 
four-year colleges and 
universities attend their first- 
choice schools. 

Roughly 20 percent go to their 
second choices. Most schools 
have eagerly boosted 
enrollments to maximize 
revenues (tuition and state 
subsidies). 

Dropout rates are high. Half or 
more of freshmen don't get 



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programs at 10 major 
universities (including Harvard, 
Stanford and Yale) also found 
high drop-out rates for doctoral 
candidates. 

The attrition among 
undergraduates is particularly 
surprising because college 
standards have apparently fallen. 
One study of seven top schools 
(including Amherst, Duke and 
University of Michigan) found 
widespread grade inflation. In 
1963, half of the students in 
introductory philosophy courses 
got a B- or worse. 

By 1986, only 1 percent did. If 
elite schools have relaxed 
standards, the practice is almost 
surely widespread. 

Faculty teaching loads have 
fallen steadily since the 1960s. 
In major universities, senior 
faculty members often do less 
than two hours a day of teaching. 
Professors are "socialized, to 
publish, teach graduate students 
and spend as little time teaching 
(undergraduates) as possible," 
concludes James Fairweather of 
Penn State University in a new 
study. Faculty pay consistently 
rises as undergraduate teaching 
loads drop. 

Universities have encouraged 
an almost mindless explosion of 
graduate degrees. Since 1960, 
the number of masters' degrees 
awarded annually has risen more 
than fourfold to 337,000. 
Between 1965 and 1989, the 
annual number of MBAs 
(masters in business 
administration) jumped from 



7,600 to 73,100. 

Our system has strengths. It 
boasts many top-notch schools 
and allows almost anyone to go 
to college. But mediocrity is 
pervasive. We push as many 
freshmen as possible through 
the door, regardless of 
qualifications. 

Because bachelors' degrees 
are so common, we create more 
graduate degrees of dubious 
worth, does anyone believe the 
MBA explosion has improved 
management? 

You won't hear much about 
this from college deans or 
university presidents. They 
created this mess and are its 
biggest beneficiaries. Large 
enrollments support large 
faculties. 

More graduate students 
liberate tenured faculty from 
undergraduate teaching to 
concentrate on writing and 
research: the source of status. 
Richard Huber, a former college 
dean, writes knowingly in a new 
book ("How professors Play the 
Cat Guarding the Cream: Why 
We're Paying More and Getting 
Less in Higher Education"): 

"Presidents, deans and 
trustees. . . .call for more 
recognition of good teaching 
with prizes and salary 
incentives. The reality is closer 
to the experience of Harvard 
University's distinguished 
paleontologist Stephen Jay 
Gould: 'To be perfectly honest, 
though lip service is given to 
teaching, I have never seriously 
heard teaching considered in 



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. Writing is the currency of 
prestige and promotion.' " 

About tour-filths of all 
students attend state-subsidized 
systems, from community 
colleges to prestige universities. 
How governors and state 
legislatures deal with their 
budget pressures will be 
decisive. Private schools will, for 
better or worse, be influenced by 
state actions. The states need to 
do three things. 

First, create genuine entrance 
requirements. Today's low 
standards tell high school 
students: You don't have to work 
hard to go to college. States 
should change the message by 
raising tuitions sharply and 
coupling the increase with 
generous scholarships based on 
merit and income. 

To get scholarships, students 
would have to pass meaningful 
entrance exams. Ideally, the 
scholarships should be available 
for use«at in-state private 
schools. All schools would then 
compete for students on the basis 
for academic quality and costs. 
Today's system of general tuition 
subsidies provides aid to well-to- 
do families that don't need it or 
unqualified students who don't 
deserve it. 

Next, states should raise 
faculty leaching loads, mainly at 
four-year schools. (Teaching 
loads at community colleges are 
already high.) This would cut 
costs and reemphasize the 
primacy of teaching at most 
schools. What we need are 



teachers who know their fields 
and can communicate 
enthusiasm to students. Not all 
professors can be palhhreaking 
scholars. 

The excessive emphasis on 
schloarship generates many 
unread books and mediocre 
articles in academic journals. 
"You can't do more of one 
(research) without less of the 
other (teaching)," says 
Fairweather. "People are 
working hard- it's just where 
they're working." 

Finally, states should reduce or 
eliminate the least useful 
graduate programs. Journalism 
(now dubbed 

"communications"), business and 
education are prime candidates. 
A lot of what they teach can, and 
should, be learned on the job. If 
colleges and universities did a 
better job of teaching 
undergraduates, there would be 
less need for graduate degrees. 

Our colleges and universities 
need to provide a better 
education to deserving students. 
This may mean smaller 
enrollments, but given today's 
attrition rates, the number of 
graduates need not drop. Higher 
education could become a 
bad t ion of excellence if we only 



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"Yes." 

"So your parents have a man 
picked out for you?" 

"Probably." 

He gave a smile that relaxed 
his face. He looked straight 
ahead and said, "A sensible way 
to do things." 

I did nol know what to say. 
From then on it was I who was 
questioning him. He told me he 
was originally from 
Pennsylvania, went to Penn 
State, lived in Chicago for many 
years and was now back in PA. 

"Why did you take up driving? 
Like traveling?" 

"It is not so much the traveling, 
as it is the need to cam bread" 
his honest tone said it all. 

Every now and then I remind 
myself of the caution my friends 
had given me. By the time we 
reached Dubois, I had forgotten 
all about the caution, I wanted 



to talk more to him. I doubted, if 
I would ever see him again. 
During the next half hour that I 
spent waiting for the next bus, I 
wrote about him in my journal 
and noted down the names of 
books he had mentioned. 

After two months of good time 
with the girl scouts at the Quaker 
town, I took the same route to 
get back to Clarion. 

I was tired after fourteen hours 
of bus travel from Philly to 
Dubois, I lay exhausted on a 
bench in the waiting room. I 
heard a voice over me. 

"We were looking for you." 
I looked up to see Mr. Driver 
smiling at me. His bushy 
mustache quivering. This time I 
noticed all the colors in his hair. 
Boy what a combination of reds, 
grays and blondes! He helped 
me with my luggage and waited 
till I got myself coffee. 
So I knew it would be another 



hour long question and answer 
session. He told me he was from 
the "wood stock generation". I 
had heard about it, but he 
explained the term for me, 
sketching it out colorfully. His 
low voice, went up when he 
talked about his youth. His 
mouth pouted a little when he 
talked of his present profession. 
He brightened when he talked of 
his time in Chicago. His 
expressive face, made it easy to 
read his feelings. 

We got on talking about "life in 
general." "The only thing worth 
doing in this life is making 
friends," he said once. 

I could not say it, but I felt he 
had already made one. I would 
never forget him, the prim 
uniform, the low but true 
laughter.his subtle way of 
teasing- just like all parents do. It 
had an impact on me. 



He asked me how old I was. 
"Twenty-six and 1 feel old." 
"I'm 52-years-old, let's trade." 
I jumped off of my seat. "I 
think I'll take my age over 
yours." 

During our conversation, he 
told me he had spent some time 
in Ethiopia. He had loved it. He 
felt sorry for what the country is 
going through now. Living in 
Africa got him interested in 
various kinds of food. 

"Do you like our food here," 
he asked me. 

So during that one hour, we 
went from one topic to another, 
he seemed to know more about 
India than I do. I got down the 
names of a few more authors and 
books to read. 

When we reached Clarion, he 
helped me again with my 
luggage. I wanted to hold his 
hand and thank him for sharing 



his life and thoughts. In my 
culture, saying that to strangers 
is not alright. But I did not care. 
Yet I did not say it, for the fear 
of embarrassing him. 

Two weeks later, I was walking 
down main street. I saw the bus 
parked outside Booksmith. I saw 
him behind the wheel. But I 
thought, he meets so many peolc 
everyday he must not remember 
me. As I passed by, he waved at 
me. In all my excitement I 
waved back with both my arms. 

I never asked his name, will 
probably never know, but I will 
always remember him. 

And yes, I will never be afraid 
of strangers. To take risks, is 
what life is about. We make 
friends that way- for that is the 
only worth while thing to do. 

Charu Vppal is a graduate 
student of Communications 



Clarion responds, 



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(cont from pg. 1) 



The same senior officer also 
could not forsee any positive 
outcomes to the situation and 
said that leadership will become 
tougher on an everyday basis. 

Colonel William Smullen of 
the Defense Department 
disagrees. "I don't think there is 
anyway to predict whether or not 
this [the issue] will affect 
recruiting." Col. Smullen said 
there has been a decline in the 
number recruited over the past 
several years anyway and that a 
theoretical. future decline cannot 
necessarily be attributed to the 
gay issue if indeed it goes 
through. 



As for the draft issue, Col. 
Smullen does not see it as a 
strong likelihood. "We've been 
increasingly successful with 
volunteers," said Smullen. He 
went on to say that the military is 
planning to "downsize" its 
operation by about 500,000 over 
the next four years and that 
Clinton's administration hopes to 
make reductions even larger than 
that. Smullen can also see a 
positive light on the 
Congressional hearings. "The 
nation and interested parties can 
learn more about the factors of 
the issue, on both sides." 

Others, however, believe that 



the transition, if it goes through, 
will take years before gaining 
total acceptance. "I don't think 
the soldiers will put up with it," 
said World War II veteran, Ben 
Lander. "It will hurt the morale 
of the military. The military, in a 
lot of ways, is tradition and 
tradition is hard to change." 

A younger generation, 
however, seems to be showing 
more tolerance for the issue at 
hand. Sophomore, Ami Miller, 
believes that sexual orientation 
"does not determine their ability 
to serve their country." 

Others are just as optimistic. 
Clarion University student and 



Army National Guard member, 
Jay Campbell, believes that as 
long as a homosexual soldier can 
do his or her job, he doesn't have 
a problem with them being there. 
"If they can put aside their gay 
rights activist beliefs while they 
do their job, then I don't have a 
problem with it." 

Edinboro University student 
and Army National Guard 
member, Dan Rogers, also does 
not have a problem with serving 
alongside a gay soldier. "If they 
want the opportunity to die for 
the country, then by all means. 
They're just as capable of pulling 
a trigger as I am." 



Now, the military and the 
nation must play the waiting 
game for the outcome. If the ban 
is lifted then the country will 
probably bear witness to one of 
the largest social upheavals since 
Harry Truman ordered the 
desegragation of the military in 
1948. 

If Congress overturns the 
temporary lifting of the ban, then 
the issue could die a slow and 
agonizing death. Whatever the 
case the debate continues. 



Chad Briggs 
contributed to this story 



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positions for the 1993-94 academic year: 

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Police raid fraternity party 



By Rodney L. Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



Shippenville State Police, 
Clarion Borough Police and 
officers from the Bureau of 
Liquor Control Enforcement 
raided a party at a Fern Street 
house last Thursday evening, 
February 18, and cited 37 
people for underage 
consumption of alcohol. 

It is believed that most, if not 
all persons arrested, are students 
at Clarion University. 

State police press releases 
claim three kegs of beer were 
confiscated during the raid. 

Additional charges are pending 
for Sales without a License and 
Furnishing to Minors. 

According to one witness, after 
the police entered the house, all 
people present were rounded into 
two groups, one group for those 
21 years old and older, and one 
group for those under 21 . 

The under 21 group was then 
split into groups. The witness 
said a breathalyzer was used to 
determine who had been 
drinking and their blood alcohol 
content. The witness, who 
requests not to be identified, said 
"two-thirds of the party was 21 
[or over]." 

Clarion Borough Police Chief 
R, Eric Shaeffer declined to 
comment on the on-going 
investigation except to say that 
the incident was "business as 
usual" and that "people can 




Lois Oretel / Clarion Call 
The Sigma Tau house on Fern Street was raided by law enforcement officers last Thursday. 
Police cited 37 people for underage drinking. Additional charges may be filed. 



since last September," he said. 
The BLCE hopes to trace the 
kegs to find the buyer. "It's 
written down somewhere," said 
Zinkham. 
Zinkham declined to give any 



"People can expect more of it. " 

-■Clarion Borough Police Chief 

R. Eric Shaeffer 



expect more of it." The 
investigation into who furnished 
the beer for the party is being 
handled by the state police. 

The Call contacted the BLCE 
from District 7, which serves 
Clarion county from 
Punxsutawney. Corporal 
Kenneth Zinkham said that the 
BLCE is not singling out 
Clarion. "It is a normal thing for 
us to be at the college," said 
Zinkham, "We have been here 



further details of the 
investigation, and would not say 
how the BLCE and police 
departments knew about the 
party. 

The raid happened at a house 
occupied by the Sigma Tau 
Fraternity. The fraternity is not 
recognized by Clarion University 
as a student organization. The 
Interfraternity Council Judicial 
Board recommended that Sigma 
Tau's charter be revoked when 



the group did not try to be 
recognized by the national 
Sigma Tau organization. 
National affiliation of local 
fraternity chapters is required by 
the university. 

"[It is] very unfortunate that 
this incident had to happen. 
Apparently no one can have a 
good time any more. I thought 
this was college, a mixture of 
good times, fun and education" 
said Sigma Tau president Kraig 
Koelsch. 

Koelsch said he doesn't think 
the raid was a result of any 
pressure on local law 
enforcement by the university. 

The arrest of the 37 people in 
the raid last Thursday increased 
the total of underage drinking 
arrests to 45 in the month of 
February. 

An arrest of six students 
occurred Feb. 12 and two 
students were arrested Feb. 5. 

Dr. Ron Martinazzi, Director 



of Public Safety, said there has 
been no agreement between law 
enforcement agencies in the 
Clarion area to increase pressure 
on underage drinkers. In a 
telephone conversation Tuesday* 
Martinazzi said that most of the 
incidents his officers investigate 
are caused by alcohol. 

Martinazzi says there have 
been four alcohol related arrests 
made by Public Safety this 
month. 

The people arrested in last 
Thursday's raid could face a 
maximum fine of $300 plus 
court costs, and/or 90 days in 
jail. A 90 day suspension of 
their driver's license is also 
possible if the person is 
convicted. 

The Interfraternity and 
Panhellenic Council have 
proposed a Greek alcohol related 
event policy which the council 
hopes to have in place by the end 
of the semester. 



Details of proposed 
Greek alcohol policy 



By Chad Briggs 
Newswriter 



The proposed policy is to 
provide a comprehensive social 
policy that governs the 
responsible use of alcohol at 
functions sponsored by 
University recognized 

fraternities and sororities. 

The policy will comply with 
all local state and federal laws 
governing the use of alcohol and 
the policies of Clarion 
University. It will also support 
the policies of the respective 
national organizations. 

This policy encourages the 
concept that Greek alcohol 
events are planned with a theme 
in mind and that a major 
emphasis in any Greek social 
gathering is not to consume or 
dispense alcoholic beverages. 

Chapters hosting an alcohol 
related event may choose one of 
two options: 

1* Bring your own beverage 

2Rent a facility with a liquor 

license. 

Procedures for a BYOB event 
are as follows: 

I, Each chapter must designate 
an ID checker/monitor at every 
entrance to supervise the event 

2. Each chapter shall use a 
system of labeling to identify 
which guests are of the legal age 
for alcohol consumption. 

3. All alcoholic beverages 
shall be relinquished to the 
chapter for dispersement by 
designated servers during the 

event 

4.Each chapter shall provide at 
least one party monitor for every 
30 people, and will also be 
responsible for spot checking 
the party for any violations of 
the Greek Alcohol Policy. 

Complaints and enforcement 
of the policy will be handled 
through the Greek Council for 
further investigation within five 
academic, or seven calendar 
days of the incident. 

Approval of the policy is 
pending. 



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Could reach $1.22 million 

President' s house estimate increased 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



Revised cost estimates of the 
proposed new presidential 
residence for the Clarion 
University campus could push 
the estimated total finished cost 
as high as $1.22 million. That 
figure includes all associated 
construction costs and fees. 

Estimates made by Baker 
Engineers put the cost of the 
construction of the home at 
$996,706. Added to that 
estimate are the ancillary cost 
estimates, which include all 
professional fees and costs such 
as bid advertising. Ancillary 
cost projections are based on 
direct construction cost 
estimates. 

Estimates were made by 
totalling the estimated costs Of 
five sections of the building. 
These were; general (site, 
residence, garage), heating and 
air conditioning, plumbing, 
electrical and a security system. 

Comprehensive Design, the 
building's architect, put the cost 
at $962,840. The biggest 
differences in the estimates 
comes with the costs of the 
general construction and 
electrical work. The difference 
between the two bids is $33,866. 
Original estimates put the cost at 
$890,000. 

The proposed project will now 
undergo staff evaluation and 
review at the State System of 
Higher Education before it is 
referred to the Board of 
Governors for consideration. 
Project information for the 
residence proposed by the 
university Council of Trustees 
have been forwarded to Wayne 
G. Failor, vice chancellor for 
finance and administration at the 
SSHE. 

The review will include the 
appropriateness of the price 
estimate, any inflation that might 
be involved in the estimates, a 
look at national standards for this 
type of construction, another 
look at the reasonableness of the 
proposal, along with citing cost 
considerations, and the quality of 
the materials suggested. 

Currently projects concerning 
the capital building program and 
the 75-25 program weigh heavy 
on the board's schedule. SSHE 
spokesman Scott Shewell said 
there is "no set timetable" for 
when the board would consider 
the proposal. "[The board] 



considers each project on it's 
own merits," he said. 

It is possible that the board 
could suggest changes in design, 
construction or the type of 
materials to be used. 

Shewell noted that the 
construction market is very 
competitive right now and that 
some bids could come in 15 to 
20 percent less than originally 
estimated. 

The next Board of Governors 
meeting is April 22, and while 
the proposal is not yet on the 
agenda for that meeting, it is 
possible that it could be. 

Regarding the new cost 
estimates, Dr. Syed R. Ali-Zaidi, 
chair of the Clarion University 
Council of Trustees, said, "The 
Trustees are concerned about the 
escalation of the cost projections 
and realize that the figures need 
additional review. The trustees 
are deeply concerned about the 
future of Clarion University and 
want to continue to provide the 
best possible education for it's 
students." 

Ali-Zaidi said that he felt the 
construction of the residence will 
not deter the university from 
offering the best possible 
education, and that tuition will 
not be raised to support this 
project. 

Student Senate President Gara 
L. Smith expressed resentment to 
the new figures. "I am appalled 
to think that the Council of 
Trustees would even consider, at 
this time, the construction of a 
million dollar president's 
residence. The thought of this 
news makes me ill, especially 
when the university has to make 
such drastic cutbacks due to the 
budget reduction. Students are 
not pleased with this news," said 
Smith. 

Funding for the project, if 
approved, would probably be 
provided through a bond issue 
from SSHE. Although the final 
cost is now only an estimate, 
annual payments are estimated to 
be between $50,000 and 
$75,000. Payments for the 
project, if it was to receive 
immediate review and approval, 
would not be expected to start 
for two to three years. 

The proposed residence would 
serve as an official campus 
facility, being used as a 
conference center and meeting 
place as well as serving as the 
university president's home. 

The university president 
currently lives in Moore Hall. 




Architect's drawings show the front side of the proposed presidential residence. The 
house would be trimmed with Cedar and would have a built-in garage. The plans that are 
under consideration by SSHE were designed by Comprehensive Design. 

SSHE aids charities 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Clarion University faculty 
helped the State System of 
Higher Education and statewide 
employees raise over $200,000 
to support charity organizations. 
The State Employee Combined 
Appeal for 1992 exceeded its 
goal of $275,690 by raising 
$285,762 to support local United 
Way charities as well as close to 
3,000 other state, national and 
international organizations. The 
goal included the SSHE Office 
of the Chancellor and the 14 
state owned universities. 

Clarion President Diane 
Reinhard, chair of the SSHE 
SECA campaign, said that this 
is, "an indication that faculty and 
staff at state-owned institutions 



have a commitment" to helping 
and aiding those less fortunate. 
Director of alumni relations Al 
Kennedy participated as the 
SECA state coordinator. 

"It was a job well done by all 
the universities, [and was] 
something special for each one 
of the local communities and 
SSHE," Kennedy said. "It really 
makes a statement that the 
universities are out there. . . to 
serve the people in the 
communities that we exist in." 

SSHE ranked third in total 
amount of money raised 
statewide, following only the 
Department of Public Welfare 
and the Department of 
Transportation. 

SSHE is the 18th largest 
employer in the state, with over 
11,000 employees. 



"In terms of the administration 
of this campaign, the State 
System of Higher Education, has 
had strong leadership from 
Chancellor James McCormick 
on down," Denise Burton of the 
United Way headquarters in 
Harrisburg said in a university 
press release. "Dr. Reinhard will 
serve as a shining example to her 
successors. Al Kennedy was 
exemplary in his efforts, looking 
over the project up front, visiting 
regions and meeting 
coordinators. These are all the 
right ingredients for a strong 
campaign that is getting 
stronger." 

"Institutions are actively 
involved and care about the 
communities they exist in," 
Kennedy said. 



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The Clarion Call - 2-25-93- Page 7 



by Jennifer Frey 
News Writer 



Clarion University will host 
the 10th annual Women's 
conference March 26 and 27, 
1993. 

"The 10th Annual Women's 
conference: Unity, Diversity, 
Legacy" will feature 17 
workshops over the weekend 
period. The celebration is 
sponsored by the Women's 
Conference Committee and will 
take place from 1:30-4:30 p.m. 
in the Gemmell Student 
Complex. 

Academically based, the 
workshops will provide work 
from fields such as art, music, 
communications, sociology, 
history and literature. 

Dorothy King, interim director 
of women's studies, said, "It's 
exciting to have the 10th year 
celebration coincide with the 
opening of the women's studies 



[program] at Clarion 
University." Women's studies 
officially started in the fall at 
Clarion, and the offices are 
located in Harvey Hall. 

Some highlights from the first 
day include: Gender Equity and 
the Relationship to Self-Esteem 
in Basic Education, What 
African American Women 
Would Like Majority Women to 
Know, Acquaintance Rape 101, 
The Hispanic American 
Women's Experience, and other 
topics involving nutritional 
needs, artists and stress relievers. 

Also Friday evening, the 
Dance Brigade, a six member 
group of various ethnic 
backgrounds from Oakland, Ca., 
will perform at 8 p.m. The act 
will offer performances in 
poetry, storytelling and dance. 

Saturday, the second day of the 
conference is an all-day 
celebration which will include 



exhibits, lunch and refreshments. 

Awiaka,who is a respected 
Cherokee/Appalachian author 
and environmentalist, will be a 
keynote speaker. Her address, 
"Mothers of the Nation: 
Reserving Our Historical Place," 
is scheduled for Saturday at 9:15 
a.m. 

"Vox Nova," a professional 
women's woodwind quintet, will 
perform on Saturday from 3-4 
p.m. 

Jane Curry will perform "Nice 
Girls don't Sweat," which will 
examine women in athletics. 

Friday's events will begin at 
1:30 p.m., are free and open to 
the public. Pre-registration is 
necessary for the events on 
Saturday, which start at 8:00 
a.m. The cost is $20. 

A shuttle will run from the 
Gemmell Complex to a luncheon 
and the president's reception for 
those who may require it. 



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by Lisa Recker 
Contributing Writer 

All students who are 
planning to borrow Federal 
Stafford Loan next year may 
be surprised at the new loan 
limits that are now offered. 

These new limits allow 
sophomores, juniors and 
seniors to borrow more money 
than ever before. Freshmen 
may apply for $2,625 per year; 
sophomores, $3,500; while 
juniors and seniors may 
apply for a maximum of 
$5,500 per year. 

Said Ken Grugel, director of 
financial aid, "Congress has 
improved new limits for the 
next five years. All 
institutions, including Clarion, 
may be raising tuition and 
congress recognizes that 
students, therefore, need 
additional assistance." 

Students who are renewing 
their Stafford Loan will 
receive their applications in 
the mail at their home address, 
but should check with their 
lender if the loan application is 
not received by May 15. 

Students who are applying 
for a Stafford Loan for the first 
time may obtain the loan 
application from their lenders. 

Pennsylvania students return 



the completed form to their 
lenders, while out of state 
students should mail their 
applications to the Office of 
Financial Aid, 104 Egbert 
Hall. 

If an individual does not 
qualify for the entire loan 
requested due to federal "need 
rules," he or she may qualify 
for the unsubsidized loan 
program in which annual 
interest is paid on a quarterly 
basis. The principle of the 
unsubsidized loan is deferred 
until after graduation. 

Although some students may 
feel the need to borrow the 
maximum amount allotted, it 
is urged that students borrow 
only what is needed. 

"Unless you absolutely need 
to increase your borrowing 
level, borrow no more than the 
current limit. Be conservative 
with your borrowing and 
remember that someday that 
money has to be paid back," 
advised Grugel. 

Tuition for the 1993-94 
school year will be set 
sometime during the summer 
by the State System of Higher 
Education's board of governors 
in Harrisburg. A tuition 
increase of no more than $100 
is expected. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Feb. 15 through Feb. 
21, 1993. 

Public Safety received a report on Feb. 15 that 72 ceiling tiles and 
four smoke detector heads were removed from the fourth floor, wing 
B of Campbell Hall. Also, a urinal and two lights were damaged on 
wing A of the fourth floor. The incident is currently under 
investigation by Public Safety. 

A four vehicle accident was reported on Feb. 15. A vehicle in 
parking lot B drifted backwards, striking three other vehicles. Only 
slight damage was reported to each vehicle. 

A report to Public Safety indicated that three females had clothing 
missing from the laundry room in Wilkinson Hall. The items were 
last seen on Feb. 20 and were reported missing on Feb. 21. The 
clothing is valued at approximately $200. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Gun control gains youth support 



compiled by Ray Henderson, 
Rodney Sherman and 
Alan Vaughn. 



National 



Teens back gun control 

Teenagers who have lost 
friends to gun violence joined 
congressional gun control 
advocates on Capitol Hill 
Monday to urge the passing of 
the Brady Bill. 

Backers of the bill have 
worked since 1987 to pass the 
legislation which would require 
a waiting period for handgun 
purchases, allowing law 
enforcement officials time to 
make sure the buyer is not a 
convicted felon. 

"I'm scared it might be me 
next," said Julian Rowand, a 16 
year old student from St. Alban's 
school in Washington, D.C., 
whose friend, Warden Scott, was 
killed in December when be was 
"in the wrong place at the wrong 
time." 

in his economic message last 
Wednesday, President Clinton 
told Congress, "I'll make you this 
bargain: if you pass the Brady 
Bill, 111 sure sign it." 

The bill is named for President 
Reagan's press secretary, James 
Brady, who was shot in the head 
by John Hinckley in March 
1981. 

Brady asked congress "to 
prevent what I have suffered 
from happening to others. . . Do 
it for our kids, like these young 
activists here today." 

The opposition, in the form of 
Sen. Larry Craig, R-Idaho, 
acknowledged that "On a straight 
up or down vote on a five day 
waiting period [the bill] would 
be very difficult to defeat." 

Nearly 4,000 children were 
murdered by handguns in 1991, 
according to the FBI statistics 
cited at the rally. 



Clinton lays out job plan 

President Clinton outlined his 
plan on Monday to use tax 
breaks and money saved from 
defense cuts to help create more 
high-tech jobs across the nation. 
Among his proposal is that the 
government would work with the 
auto industries to develop new 
technologies to create a "clean 
car" that does not pollute. 
Other proposals include: 
♦government support of 
development of new computer 
and communications technology, 
such as fiber optics. 

*an increase in money for 
national laboratories to focus on 
civilian projects instead of 
defense projects. 

♦energy conservation programs 
in federal buildings and low- 
income housing developments. 

♦a four year, $272 million 
increase in money for the 
environmental protection agency 
for private industry development 
of environmental technology. 

"We'll be seeking tough new 
discipline on these subsidies," 
said Clinton. 

King jury selected 

A jury has finally been seated 
to judge four white police 
officers in the federal Rodney 
King beating trial being held in 
Los Angeles. 

The jury includes eight men 
and four women. Six of the men 
and three of the women are 
white. Of the remaining jurors, 
one is a black male, one is a 
black female and one is a 
Hispanic male, who claims never 
to have seen the famous 
videotape. 

The state trial in Simi Valley, 
Calif, ended on April 29, 1992, 
when a jury of ten white citizens, 
one Hispanic and one Asian 
acquitted the officers on nearly 
all criminal charges. 



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Agreement on Bosnian 
airlift reached 

President Clinton met Tuesday 
with U.N. Secretary-General 
Boutros-Ghali to discuss 
Bosnian relief airdrops. 

Boutros-Ghali had previously 
stated worries over the 
possibility of a separate U.S 
airdrop plan. He said after the 
meeting, "We agreed there is no 
problem. This would be done in 
complete coordination between 
the United Nations and the 
operation." 

"There's no combat 
implications whatever," said 
Clinton at the beginning of the 
Oval Office meeting with 
Boutros-Ghali. 

An administration official said 
the U.S. was talking with many 
other countries to see if any were 
interested in joining the airdrop 
operation. Only when the 
number of participants is known 
will a decision be made on the 
exact parameters of the plan, 
said the official. 



State 

Casey attends hearings 

Gov. Bob Casey will be 
attending six hearings 
throughout Pennsylvania in an 
attempt to garnish support for his 
health care reform plans. 

Casey is holding the hearings 
to hear from both consumers and 
providers before presenting his 
reform package to the state 
legislature. 

Casey's plan will supposedly 
save over $5 billion on state 
health care over the next seven 
years, but would still provide 
basic coverage to everyone in the 
Commonwealth. Pennsylvanians 
currently spend over $41 billion 
per year on health care sevices. 

Casey added that the various 
states' health care plans will 
greatly contribute to whatever 
plans the Clinton administration 
may propose. 

"We need to provide some 
relief," Casey said. 





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Dognapping surge 
in York County 

Investigators suspect that a dog 
-theft ring is at work along the 
Pennsylvania-Maryland border 
in York County. Eight pedigree 
dogs have disappeared from the 
area since December and at least 
18 non-pedigree dogs have been 
taken within 30 miles of the 
border. 

As many as 30 dogs have been 
taken in the past year. Most of 
the purloined pooches are 
Rottweilers and Doberman 
Pinschers, mostly purebreds. 

Police and animal control 
officers as of yet have no 
suspects, but many local 
residents speculate the dogs are 
being used in dog fights. 

Terry Hemmler, animal control 
officer of York County, said, 
"Dogs are turning up missing 
that shouldn't be. Chains are 
being unsnapped and they're not 
the types of dogs that roam, 
either. Most of them are spade 
and neutered." 

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Old Miss fraternity suspended 

A University of Mississippi 
fraternity was suspended and its 
members ordered to perform 
community service after a brawl 
in a Virginia bar in which some 
fraternity members yelled racial 
slurs, officials said. 

The Kappa Sigma members 
were in Charlottesville, Va., for 
an annual retreat when they got 
involved in a bar fight, Ole Miss 
officials said. Kappa Sigma 
headquarters is in 

Charlottesville, as is the 
University of Virginia. 

"Initial reports indicated that 
the violence which occurred had 
been instigated by racial 
motivations on the part of Ole 
Miss students," a university 
statement said. 

The 90-member fraternity is 
suspended until Aug. 1, and 
includes the banning of all group 
activities on or off campus. 



Grads develop more 
skin cancer 

As if getting a college degree 
is not tough enough, now there's 
evidence that its benefits could 
be lethal. 

Male college graduates are 2.6 
times more likely to develop a 
type of deadly skin cancer 
known as malignant melanoma 
than a male who never graduated 
high school, according to a study 
by Dr. Peter Lee and Dr. Mark 
Silverman, both formerly of the 
New York University School of 
Medicine. 

The finding, reported in a 
recent newsletter of the Skin 
Cancer Foundation, comes from 
a survey of 1.2 million 
Americans form 1982 to 1988 
that divided participants into 
seven educational levels. 

According to the study, the 
more education a survey 
participant received, the more 
melanomas they suffered. 
College-educated people tend to 
work indoors, Silverman noted. 



Portland students 
take to streets 

Eighteen University of 
Portland students were exposed 
to the realities of homelessness 
when they recently spent 48 
hours on the streets mixing with 
prostitutes, drug addicts and 
people who had no place to sleep 
at night 

Students who signed up for the 
Urban Plunge program were not 
allowed to carry money or credit 
cards, were required to eat in 
soup kitchens and spend the 
night in sleeping bags on the 
floors of local churches. 

This year, students were also 
required to walk from place to 
place, and were denied access to 
the university vans that were 
used in the past, said the Rev. 
Phil Sopke, organizer of Urban 
Plunge. 

"They see for themselves the 
poverty, the apathy and their 
awareness is heightened. They 
also see how many people have 
[helped others]," Sopke said. 



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Clarion students go 'into the streets' 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



How do you spend the 
weekend? Sleeping? Partying? 
Stuck in front of the TV? Well if 
you answered yes, shame on 
you. A special group of Clarion 
University students spent a good 
part of their weekend helping the 
community. 

"Into the Streets" sponsored its 
first plunge of the semester on 
Saturday, February 20. For those 
of you who don't know, a plunge 
is when the volunteer 
organization goes out, in one 
day, to many different places and 
helps people who need it. 

87 volunteers that attended 
were split up over seven 
different locations. Some 
worked with elderly one to one 
at places like Clarion Care 
Center, Clearview Nursing 
Home, Highland Oaks Personal 
Care Home and Allegheny 
Manor. Others went to the 
Humane Society where they took 
care of the animals for the day. 
Some combined with SAFE, 
another campus organization, at 
the Clarion Mall to teach drug 
and alcohol prevention. Another 
group went to Clarion County 



Mental Health Center, where 
they helped organize files for the 
hospital. 

The community service group 
has grown considerably from 
when it first started. "I have 
watched it grow from three 
people to our first plunge of 22 
members last semester, to now 
87 volunteers," said Denise 
Bump, president of "Into the 
Streets." 

Saturday February 27 is the 
first Volunteer plunge party. It 
will take place in Gemmell at 6 - 
6:30 p.m., where certificates will 
be handed out and stories will 
be shared of how the lives of so 
many were touched in one 
afternoon by Clarion University 
students. 

Other campus groups that 
contributed to the plunge were 
Delta Chi, Alpha Phi Omega, 
Delta Phi Epsilon and Theta Phi 
Alpha. 

What makes "Into the Streets" 
so unique is that their common 
goals are for the good of Clarion 
County and the development of 
the student. 

After Saturdays events Denise 
said, "I will never believe 
anyone who says Clarion 
Students are apathetic." 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 

Students from various campus groups got together to help 
the children learn about drugs and alcohol. 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
Along with learning, the children were entertained and even got a chance to get their faces 
painted by one of the many volunteers on hand. 

Dr. Ruth Love to speak tonight 



by Amy Gerkin 
Asst. Features Editor 

As Black History Month 
continues, so do the stimulating 
lectures and presentations 
sponsored by various student and 
faculty organizations. 

Tonight, February 25, Dr. Ruth 
Love will be speaking in the 
Hart Chapel at 6 p.m. Sponsored 
by Gemma Otway, Dr. Love will 
discuss "Facing the Future: 
Educating Our Children in the 
1990's." Her topic will highlight 
some of the problems the new 
administration faces in preparing 
a work force for the 1990's. 

Dr. Love founded Ruth Love 
Enterprises, Ltd. in 1985 where 
she serves as president and 
chairman of the board. She also 
has a varied background in 
education, including a Ph.D. in 
Psychology-Human Behavior. 
Dr. Love also served as 
superintendent of schools in 
Oakland, CA and Chicago, IL. 

Dr. Love served as national 



director for the National Right- 
to-Read Program, where she 
provided overall direction. She 
even developed a comprehensive 
strategy for local school districts, 
the State Department of 
Education, colleges and 
universities, and community- 
based organizations for the 
improvement of reading and 
literacy. 

Among the many organizations 
Dr. Ruth Love was involved in 
also included Chief Bureau of 
Compensatory Education 
Program Development, 

California State Dept. of 
Education; consultant for the 
Follow Through Program at the 
U.S. Office of Education in 
Washington D.C.; consultant for 
Headstart; consultant for the 
ESEA, Title I Program; and staff 
consultant at the Bureau of Pupil 
Personnel Services at the CSEA. 

Dr. Love also took her work 
abroad, such as directing 
Operations Crossroads in Thana, 



West Africa, where she led a 
project of 12 American 
university students, combined 
with African students in 
improving life in the village of 
Bolgatanga. 

Across the Atlantic Ocean, Dr. 
Love became a Fulbright 
Exchange Teacher in Cheshire, 
England where she taught a 
British school and teacher 
training college in Congleton, 
England. In America, Dr. Love 
was also a project director for 
the Girls Correctional Institution 
in Albuquerque, New Mexico, 
and a teacher and 
counselor/consultant at the 
Oakland Unified Schools in 
Oakland, CA. 

Dr. Love has addressed 
audiences throughout the United 
States on college campuses and 
personnel at both the federal and 
state levels. Now she will be 
speaking at CUP, and admission 
is free and open to the public. 



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FAMOUS LEADERS 



A Tribute to Black 






Nat Turner was born in 
Southampton County, Virginia, 
in 1800. He worked as a field 
hand in cotton and tobacco 
production. He was 

mechanically gifted and deeply 
religious. Nat Turner was able 
to read and write, but how he 
learned is not clear. He preached 
on Sundays to slaves and some 
white people, and at least one of 
these people was baptized by 
him. 

Between the years of 1822- 
1830, Turner was sold and 
moved from one master to the 
next. In 1828, Turner had a 
vision telling him it was his duty 
to struggle against the 
enslavement of his people. In 

1830, he was finally moved to 
the home of Joseph Travis. Nat 
Turner considered the 
phenomenon of "the eclipse of 
the sun" as a sign to him to 
command an uprising against 
slavery. 

Turner gathered a handful of 
conspirators, and on August 22, 

1831, at about 2 pjn., Turner and 
the other slaves moved to the 
attack, beginning at the home of 



Joseph Travis. Within 48 hours, 
he had built up his band to 60 
armed men. As many as 65 
were killed by the rebelling 
slaves. The victims included 
men, women and children. 

On October 30, 1831, Turner 
was captured and held in prison 
from November 1 to November 
3. He was interviewed by court 
appointed Attorney Thomas 
Gray. These interviews were 
published as Turner's so called 
confessions, a main source for 
the data on Turner and rebellion. 
On November 5, Turner was 
tried, found guilty and sentenced 
to death by hanging. On 
November 11, 1831, at about 
noon, Nat Turner was hanged to 
death by the deputy sheriff in the 
county. 

Nat Turner was a devout 
Insurrectionary leader. He was 
driven by the extreme tightening 
of slave control measures 
throughout the South. This 
uprising by Turner came as a 
kind of climax of a whole decade 
of slave agitation in the United 
States. 



African night planned 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



If you can't afford to travel to 
Epcot Center this spring break, 
here is the next best thing. 
African Night is on Friday, 
February 26, at 7 p.m. in the 
Gemmell ' Complex Multi- 
purpose Room. 

Clarion University students 
from Nigeria, Ghana, Sierra 
Leone, Kenya, Zambia, Tanzania 
and South Africa will present a 
safari tour of their homelands, 
featuring cultural heritage and 
ways of life. Items such as 
carvings, crafts, jewelry and 
clothing will be displayed to 
reflect the African culture. 

Highlights of the evening 
include a fashion show that 
includes audience involvement 
through the music of Johnny 
Klegg. A drama skit about the 
African judicial system will also 
be featured. The skit is designed 
to reflect the rich judicial culture 
of Africa, which was established 
before western colonization was 
established. Some of the judicial 
practices from that time are still 
incorporated with modern law. 

For a little taste of Africa, try 
some equsi, a vegetable stew or 



maybe some fufu, a dumpling- 
like main course that is made 
from yam or wheat flour. 

"We're all very enthusiastic 
about African night. It is going 
to be a fun-filled night packed 
with music and dance," said 
Jessika Malek, a fashion show 
participant. 

"All of the International Nights 
are about teaching cultural 
diversity. Through this, students 
can find out more about each 
other and appreciate and respect 
their differences," said Malek. 

This program is free and open 
to the public. 



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Returns 

on April 16 

Early reservations for the 5 
issues that have priority 

Comic Books 
101 

Across from the Loomis on 

South 6th Ave. 

Mon-Sat (noon -5:30) 

Friday (noon-7:00) 

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CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. Feb. 25 

Jazz Band Tour 
Drama Production: 
'Pippin" (Aud) 8 p.m. 



Sun. Feb. 28 

Symphonic Band 
Concert (Aud) 2:30 p.m. 



Fri. Feb. 26 

•Jazz Band Tour 
-African Night 

(Gem M-P) 7 p.m. 
-Drama Production 

"Pippin" (Aud) 8 p.m. 



Wed. Mar. 3 



-PIAA BB 



Mon. Mar. 1 

■DEADLINE: 

May/July/Aug Grad. 

apps. due from Deans 
•Guest Recital (Chap) 

8:15 p.m. Jeff Turner 



Sat Feb. 27 



-Drama Production: 
"Pippin" (Aud) 8 p.m. 
UAB CAB's 
(Gem M-P) 10 p.m. 



Thurs. Mar. 4 



■PIAA BB 



lues. Mar. 2 

-Athletic Timeout 
Luncheon 
PIAA BB 



Movie Review: 



The Clarion Call - 2-25-93- Page 11 



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Fri. Mar. 5 

-Winter Holiday Begins 
10 p.m. 
PIAA Wrestling 



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Punxsutawney makes it to the f big screen 



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by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



"Groundhog Day" 
Starring: Bill Murray 

Andie MacDowell 
Director: Harold Ramis 
Rated PG **3/4 Stars 



Just a couple of weeks ago I 
got up at 4 a.m. and stood in 
temperatures six degrees below 
zero to witness a rodent being 
pulled out of a stump. As insane 



as it sounds, I actually had a 
good time with Groundhog Day 
(the holiday) and you guessed it 
- the movie too. 

Bill Murray, of course, stars as 
a news weatherman from 
Pittsburgh who is sent to 
Punxsutawney, PA to cover the 
annual groundhog festivities. 
This is his third year to do his 
weatherman shtick at Punxy, and 
he is less than excited to be part 
of what he calls "a celebration of 



Rock News 



by Michelle Lee Handa 
Contributing Writer 

Ah yes - Sting. Ever soul 
searching, always creating 
albums revolving around some 
deep and meaningful theme. 

Wrong. Sting's last album, 
"The Soul Cages," was so 
therapeutic for the artist that it 
left him with "a new sense of 



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freedom, a desire to move on and 
make songs solely intended as 
entertainment, designed to 
amuse." His latest album, 'Ten 
Summoner's Tales," will be 
released March 9, and is a 
venture into new territory. This 
album is more of a collection of 
character sketches and stories, 
meant to be lightheaded. 

And if the first release, "If I 
ever lose my faith in you," is any 
indication of the rest of the 
album, for die-hard Sting fans, it 
will definitely be a hit 

Also keep your ears open for 
new albums from Depeche 
Mode, School of Fish and Danial 
Ash. 

Locally, the big news is 
WCCB's Alternative Boogie. 
The dance features all alternative 
and techno dance music and will 
take place this Friday in 
Gemmell Multi-purpose room 
from 8 p.m. to 11 p.m. If this 
one proves a success, the station 
will be sponsoring more in the 
future. 



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Where are the best apartments close 
to campus? 

Who has the best rates? 

Are utilities included? 

Can I get a furnished apartment? 

Are there good summer rates? 

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hicks." After he belittles the 
townspeople and ridicules the 
whole groundhog celebration, he 
tries to go back to Pittsburgh but 
is forced to head back to Punxy 
because of a blizzard. 

When he wakes up the next 
day, wouldn't you know it, 
Sonny and Cher are back on the 
radio and it's Groundhog Day 
again. And again, and so on. So 
Murray discovers he can do 
anything he pleases from picking 
up unsuspecting women to 
stuffing his face with pastries. 
But the fun soon fades as Murray 
is faced with the fact that he may 
be stuck in Groundhog's Day 
forever. He finally discovers his 
love for his TV producer, played 
by Andie MacDowell, and tries 
his best to make her believe his 
predicament. 

"Groundhog Day" has a funny 

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premise and excellent lead 
characters, but has a problem 
with giving us the same series of 
little gags mat become tiresome 
enough until after a while you 
wish it was February 3rd. The 
movie kind of has that "It's a 
wonderful life" message 
somewhere. And hey, Christmas 
and Groundhog's Day are two of 
America's most important 
holidays (sarcasm). 

For all you locals in the area, 
you may be disappointed with 
the fact that the movie was shot 
entirely in a small town in 
Illinois with a few shots of 
Pittsburgh in the opening. They 
portray Gobbler's Knob, the 
place where Punxy Phil dwells 
and where most of the "party" 
takes place, in the center of town 
located in a small park, when we 
know dam well that it's about 



three miles out of town. 

People take this day very much 
to heart. As I was Standing 
waiting for Phil to come out this 
year, I asked a friend if he 
(Punxy Phil) was ever coming 
out of his stump. A man then, 
shaking his fist at me, shouted 
with anger, "It's not a stump, it's 
a burrow, stupid!" But local 
Punxsutawney townspeople are 
portrayed as acting and looking 
like "hicks" for the most part in 
this film. Can't people from 
rural Pennsylvania ever get a 
break? 

At any rate, the film is quite 
entertaining and shows Murray 
at his best. Murrays next film 
project is a comedy with Robert 
DeNiro set for summer release. 

"Groundhog Day" is currently 
playing at the Cranberry Mall 
theater. 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-In September, award winning 
Bakersfield, California, high 
school biology teacher David 
Hanley was ordered by the 
principal to stop his unique 
classroom demonstrations 
showing that food is a cultural 
choice. To make the point, 
Hanley had eaten live, newborn 
mice in front of two classes. In 
Texas, former agricultural 
sciences teacher Dick Pirkey 
asked to be reinstated; he had 
been fired in October 1991 after 
a student, citing Pirkey's 
suggestion, orally castrated a pig 
in class. 

-As President Bush ordered air 
strikes during his last days in 
office, Patriot missile launchers 
were set up, as a precaution, in 
Kuwait — on what are the 
fairways for the last six holes of 
the golf course at the Hunting 
and Equestrian Club in Kuwait 
City. "I know national security 
is a priority," golfer Walid Al- 
Tailji told the Associated Press, 
"but this (inconvenience to 
golfers) is another form of 
invasion." 

-The current Alburquerque 
Yellow Pages ad for the law firm 
of Gaddy, Rakes and Hall, which 
specializes in personal injury 
litigation, contains a typo: 
"Representing the Seriously 



Insured" (should be "Seriously 
Injured"). 

-In December, retired Dallas 
police officer James Leavelle, 
who was the man in the white 
hat, handcuffed to Lee Harvey 
Oswald at the moment Jack 
Ruby shot Oswald, was in his 
home re-creating for newsman 
Bob Porter just how he had 
grabbed Ruby's gun to prevent a 
second shot Using the same gun 
Ruby had used, while Porter's 
camera was rolling as part of his 
project on the history of the 
Kennedy assassination, Leavelle 
accidentally shot Porter in the 
arm, sending him to Parkland 
Hospital, just like Kennedy and 
Oswald. Porter, however, 
survived. 

-Chicago police charged 
Roosevelt Bell, 22, with the New 
Year's Day murder of his son, 
Bryan, age 5 months. According 
to police, the cause of death was 
seizures produced by Bell's 
violently shaking the boy. Bell 
had become upset at the way 
Syracuse University's team was 
playing against Colorado in the 
Fiesta bowl.. 

-Delano Brugguier, 23, denied 
he was attempting to break into 
Sid's Liquors in Sioux Falls, in 
June when he was discovered 
stuck in the stored chimney. 
Rather, he said, he had passed 



out on the roof and, being a fitful 
sleeper, had merely rolled into 
die chimney. 

-Wesley Nunley, 73, recently 
declared that the $10,000 
concrete slab he built on his 
property near Dallas was open 
for business as "UFO Landing 
Base 1." He said it has been a 
dream of his "for decades" to 
have aliens land on his property 
— even though the landing pad 
is located in a quarry and is 
surrounded by mud much of the 
year. Nunley's best friend told 
the Dallas Morning News that 
Nunley was "a litUe off." 

-Former Quik Trip 
convenience store employee 
Mark Douglas, 32, was arrested 
for robbing a store in December 
in Overland Park, Kansas, after 
police interviewed him and his 
girlfriend, whom he had failed to 
brief as to what to say. The 
robber had worn a cap, and when 
police asked Douglas whether he 
had such a cap, he said no, but 
the girlfriend said, "Yes, you do. 
It's in the closet." 

-Michele Rardin, ticketed for 
driving 80 mph in July, told 
police that when the oil-warning 
light came on, she felt she had to 
race home "before the car blew 
up." 

-(C) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndica'e 



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direction as the planets the prospects 
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THIS WEEK FOR ALL SIGNS 

ARIES March 21-April 20 

Be more receptive to intuition and 
inspiration. Hasty decisionsmight cause 

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AURUS April 21- May 21 

More activity in work related and civic 
groups might produce gainful efforts. 
GEMINI May 22 -June 21 

Give hopes and wishes a nudge and 
Luck v Jupiter will give assist also. 

CANCER June 22 -July 23 

By changing your vantage point you 
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LEO July 24 ■ August 23 

Position of New Moon should bring 
new insights into favorable money- 
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Time is right to get together with some- 
one dose in pursuit of a common goal. 

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As long a9 you feel you're right, don t be 
swaved as to what others think. 

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Change is part of the picture. Take a 
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The Clarion Call - 2-25-93 - Page 15 



Senior Spotlig ht: 

Curtis Rumbaugh, the music man of Clarion 



by Ann Fontanel 
Contributing Writer 



Curtis Rumbaugh, a 1989 
graduate of Karns City High 
School, has excelled at Clarion 
University. Not only has he 
maintained above average 
grades, but he also manages 
several extracurricular activities. 

Curtis is a senior music 
marketing and communication 
major preparing for graduation 
next May. He has made Dean's 
List five semesters with an 
overall QPA of 3.45. Because of 
his grade point average, Curtis 
was inducted into Phi Eta Sigma, 
the freshman honor society. His 
characteristics have earned him 
the following scholarships: 
National Association and Music 
Merchants, Clarence E. Lesser, 
Lillian Beck, and the Karns City 
Band Parents Scholarship. 

This summer Curtis 
experienced an internship at 
DiCesare Engler Productions in 
Pittsburgh. His responsibilities 
included making press kits, 
booking local bands and writing 
press releases. Curtis was 
required to attend all music 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Curtis Rumbaugh, seen above, not only does the job in his 
classes with a 3.45, but carries extracurricular activities 
that by most would be too much to handle. 



concerts. He even remembered 
staying to 3 a.m. due to a 
concert. Overall, Curtis found 



the internship a very satisfying 
and rewarding experience. 
"Involved" describes Curtis 



very well. Even as a freshman, 
Curtis participated in many 
activities. His love and talent for 
music is evident through his 
involvement in the musical 
organizations such as marching 
band, symphonic band and brass 
choir. For one semester, he was 
the student soloist for the Clarion 
Symphony Orchestra. An 
invitation was extended to Curtis 
to join Kappa Kappa Psi, the 
national honor band fraternity. 
Curtis will be playing the piano 
on Sunday evenings for 
Immaculate Conception Catholic 
Church. 

Curtis also participated in the 
Ambassador Program, a 
significant project at the 
Admissions Office. He 
volunteered to help incoming 
freshman "adjust" to college life. 
The prospective student became 
Curtis' "little." Curtis took the 
student under his wing and 
showed him the ropes to Clarion 
University. Curtis went beyond 
the call of duty by having four 
tittles. 

As a senior, Curtis holds two 
very significant leadership 



positions: President of Music 
Marketing Association (MMA) 
and Arts Committee Chair of 
University Activities Board 
(UAB). For MMA, he organized 
a trip to Pittsburgh and is 
currently planning a trip to New 
York City. These Trips are to 
give insight about the music 
marketing world. Speakers are 
also invited through Curtis' 
planning. 

As if this position wasn't 
enough hard work, Curtis also 
added the responsibility of UAB. 
He selects the performances that 
will be open to the university 
and the public. For example, 
Curtis was recently in charge of 
"A Christmas Carol" which 
came to Clarion in late 
November. Other acts Curtis has 
chosen and organized include the 
Pittsburgh Ballet and Duquesne 
Tamburitazans. 

When asked about the 
experience at Clarion, he replied, 
"Being involved in activities has 
helped me learn leadership skills 
and how to work well with 
others." 




Learning History through re-enactment 



by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 



Public affairs photo 
Only three days left to see the musical Pippin, starring 
(L-R) Brian .Bazalla, Mary Hardwick and Joe Beredino. 
The show begins at 8 p.m. every night. 



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Clarion students braved the 
snow and fierce winter winds to 
attend a performance by the 
Freedom Theater in the Hart 
Chapel Monday night. The 
performance by Pennsylvania's 
oldest black theatrical institution 
combined elements of drama, 
music, and dance designed to 
educate as well as entertain. 

Monday's performance was 
entitled "The Trip" and was truly 
a journey through some 
important historical moments in 
the African American struggle 
for freedom. Three players acted 
out scenes such as Rosa Park's 
being asked to move to the back 
of the bus in order to 
accommodate boarding white 
passengers, the Crisis in Little 



Rock in 1957 where a little black 
girl was prevented from entering 
her school by an armed guard, 
and a re-enactment of a sermon 
by Reverend Martin Luther King 
Jr. The skits were intermingled 
with song and dance 
accompanied by piano. 

In addition to touring the 
Delaware Valley, the Freedom 
Theater also runs a performing 
arts program that received 
national recognition. The 
program offers students 
instruction in singing, dancing 
and theater production while 
offering opportunities for 
developing performers and a 
forum for emerging playwrights . 
Since its formation in 1966 by 
John E. Allen, Jr., the Freedom 
Theater has produced over 275 
plays. They continue to provide 



a cultural outlet for theater-goers 
as well as educating audiences 
about the history of people of 
African descent in the United 
States. 

Monday night's show 
continuing the celebration of 
Black History Month was 
sponsored by the Office of 
Minority Affairs, University 
Activities Board and the United 
Campus Ministry. 



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Top ranked Nittany Lions visit Tippin 

. Clarion falls to Lock Haven, Penn State 



by Jon Q. Sitter 
Sports Editor and 
Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



It was David versus Goliath. 
This time, Goliath won. 

The nation's number one rated 
Division I wrestling team, the 
Penn State Nittany Lions, visited 
Clarion and Tippin Gymnasium 
last Sunday afternoon and left 
with an expected 27-16 victory. 

Penn State held three usual 
starters from the lineup, but 
wrapped up a 22-0-1 season. 
The Nittany Lions were loaded 
with talent coming into Tippin, 
having nine wrestlers nationally 
ranked. Six of those wrestled 
against Clarion. 

The Golden Eagles closed their 
1992-93 rebuilding season at 9- 
13-1 under first year head coach 
Jack Davis. 

Penn State jumped out to a 
quick 13-0 lead in the first three 
matches before Clarion got on 
the board. 

Shawn Nelson, ranked fifth in 
the nation at his weight, gave 
Penn State a quick 3-0 lead by 
decisioning senior Luke 
Shocklee, 8-2, at 118 pounds. 
Nelson improved his overall 



record to 12-1 for Penn State, 
while Shocklee fell to a still 
impressive 17-8 on the year for 
Clarion. 

Clarion freshman Chad Billy 
met Penn State's second 
nationally ranked wrestler in 
Sanshiro Abe at 126 pounds. 
Abe, ranked seventh in the 
nation at 126 pounds, won a 
major decision, 20-8, over Billy. 
The Nittany Lions quickly led 7- 
0. Abe moved to 19-6, while 
Billy fell to 8-3 in only his first 
year as a Golden Eagle. 

Highly touted Penn State 
freshman Cary Kolat, fifth in the 
nation at 134 pounds, gave the 
visitors an early 13-0 cushion by 
pinning Clarion senior Nick 
Pendolino in only 46 seconds. 
Kolat improved to 14-3, while 
Pendolino fell to 13-11 on the 
season. 

Clarion captured two weight 
classes in a row to close within 
four, 13-9, of the national 
powerhouse. 

A Penn State forfeit at 142 
gave freshman Dave Thomas 
(17-9) a win and six'Clarion 
points. 

The Lions moved nationally 
rated wrestlers Troy Sunderland, 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Taking its lumps: Clarion won only one of its last 10 1992-93 
matches but will look to rebound at the EWL's. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Batting leadoff: Clarion senior Luke Shocklee had a very successful season in the 118- 
pound leadoff spot, earning a 17-8 overall record. Shocklee finished third at the 1993 
PSAC's and will be leading CUP into the EWL's on March 6-7. 

Josh Robbins and Dave Hart up up a weight class to 190 pounds 



a weight, so sophomore Moss 
Grays followed the forfeit with a 
6-3 decision over usual reserve 
Tony Bobulinski to cut the Penn 
State lead to four. Grays upped 
his season record to 9-4. 
Bobulinski fell to 1-4. 

Sunderland, ranked second 
'nationally at 150 pounds, moved 
up to 158 pounds to major 
decision Clarion's Paul Antonio 
12-4. Sunderland gave the Lions 
a 17-9 lead. Antonio, only a 
sophomore, fell to 10-16 on the 
season. 

Robbins, ranked sixth in the 
nation at 158 pounds, also 
moved up a weight and major 
decisioned freshman Joel 
Gilbert, 18-7, at 167 pounds. 
Gilbert (3-6) showed a lot of 
poise in his match with the 
highly touted sophomore. 

At 177 pounds, Dave Hart 
pinned Clarion freshman Tiny 
Anderson to give Penn State a 
huge 27-9 advantage. Anderson 
fell to 3-12 on the year. 

Clarion sophomore and co- 
captain Dan Payne next showed 
the Tippin crowd what he was 
made of by returning from a bout 
with the chicken pox and moving 



to major decision Matt Hardy, 
another normal PSU reserve, 11- 
3. Payne moved to 27-5 on the 
season. 

Heavyweight Rob Sintobin 
gave Clarion its fourth win of the 
day and a respectable 
performance against the nation's 
best Division I team by 
decisioning Penn State's normal 
190-pounder, 12-6. Sintobin, a 
junior, improved his season 
record to 16-8. 

Three nationally rated Lion 
wrestlers, Russ Hughes at 142 
pounds, Matt White at 177 and 
Greg Troxell at heavyweight, sat 
out due to injury. 

Clarion not only put a 
respectable finish on the Penn 
State match, but on the season as 
well. 

The young Golden Eagle squad 
wrestled a total of three top ten 
teams on the year and a total of 
ten teams who are ranked in the 
top 25, gaining much experience 
by taking their lumps. 

"We have always scheduled 
the best teams in the country, and 
this year was no exception," said 
Davis. "We know our fans 
appreciate seeing the best, and 



that tradition will continue. . ." 
That tradition took place twice 
last weekend as Clarion travelled 
to the 17th ranked Lock Haven 
Bald Eagles (Feb. 19) two days 
before the big Penn State match, 
losing 21-12. 

Just about every match was 
close in the conference matchup, 
and Kyle Wolfe, Grays, Antonio 
and Sintobin all won matches. 

Shocklee, Pendolino and 
Thomas all lost close matches in 
the nine point loss. A few 
breaks could have spelled a pre- 
Penn State upset of Lock Haven 
for the Eagles. 

Lock Haven, who won the 
1993 PSAC tournament, 
improved to 13-5 and 4-1 in the 
EWL. 

The 9-13-1 Golden Eagles 
finished the season at 1-4 in the 
EWL and at 1-3 in the PSAC. 

The Golden Eagle wrestlers 
will now prepare for the EWL's, 
a Division I national qualifying 
tournament, which will take 
place on March 6-7 at Lock 
Haven. 

The top three wrestlers in each 
class will qualify for nationals, 
along with four wild cards 



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Clarion w omen capture 18th straight PSAC team title 



The Clarion Call - 2-25-93 - Page 17 



by Ron SantiUo 

Sports Writer 

When the 1976 Clarion 
University women's swimming 
and diving team won the first 
ever PSAC championship, no 
one could have predicted that it 
would be the start of an 18-year 
run. 

Last weekend, at West Chester 
University, the 1992-93 Golden 
Eagles added number 18 in 
tremendous fashion. Clarion's 
"fabulous females" swam their 
way to 594 total team points, 
over 200 points ahead of second 
place Shippensburg, who wound 
up with 380 points. Following 
Shipp was Bloomsburg with 326, 
IUP with 290 and Edinboro with 
234. Westchester, Slippery 
Rock, Millersville, Kutztown 
and Lock Haven rounded out the 
field. 

"We really had a great 
performance," said head coach 
Bill Miller. "Our swimmers hit 
their tapers and the divers did a 
tremendous job. The coaching 
staff was especially happy with 
the win, considering Becky 
Jushchyshyn, Justine Gibbons 
and Tedra Kruse did not taper for 



the meet. With the PSAC's 
behind us, we're really going to 
focus on a strong NCAA 
Division II performance in two 
alnd a half weeks." 

Solid individual winning 
performances from Kim 
Strawbridge, Jushchyshyn, Dina 
Maylor and Stephanie Kissell 
proved to be key in the Golden 
Eagles landslide victory. 

Strawbridge was a two-time 
winner by capturing the one and 
three-meter diving titles. After a 
second place finish on both 
boards last year, Strawbridge 
came up with big numbers this 
year. She won the one-meter 
event with 380.25 points and the 
three-meter with 422.95 points. 

Jushchyshyn, the reigning 
NCAA Div. II National 
Champion in the 100 yard 
breaststroke, won the 200 
breaststroke and was third in the 
100 breast. She also was part of 
the record setting relay teams of 
Clarion in the 200 and 400 
medley relays. Jushchyshyn did 
not taper for the meet. 

Maylor won the 100 yard 
backstroke, plus took fourth 
place in the 200 backstroke and 



the 100 butterfly. Maylor was 
also part of three winning relay 
teams, including the PSAC 
record setting 400 medley, 400 
free and 200 medley relay teams. 
Kissell won the 200 I.M., 
placed sixth in the 400 I.M., 
eighth in the 100 breaststroke 
and 12th in the 50 free. She was 
also part of the PSAC record 
setting 400 free relay, the third 
place 200 free relay and the 
fourth place 800 free relay. 

Others making strong 
contributions in the pool were 
Gibbons, Kruse, Dawn Jones, 
Kathy Randazzo, Coleen 
Davidson, Denise Butterweck 
and Lisa Kaylor. 

Gibbons, who did not taper and 
has already qualified for 
nationals, placed fifth in both the 
100 and 200 backstroke, and 
sixth in the 500 yard freestyle. 
She was also part of the winning 
200 medley relay team and the 
fourth place 800 free relay. 

Kruse, not tapering for the 
PSAC's, had an outstanding 
showing. Kruse was second in 
the 400 I.M., third in the 1650 
free, fifth in the 500 free and 
ninth in the 200 free. She was 



also part of the fourth place 800 
free relay team. 

Jones placed second in the 200 
free, third in the 100 free and 
sixth in the 50 free. She was part 
of the record setting 400 free 
relay and 400 medley relay 
teams, plus part of two more 
relay teams. 

Randazzo earned a fifth place 
showing in the 50 free, and a 
seventh place finish in both the 
100 fly and 100 backstroke. 
Randazzo was also part of the 
record setting 400 medley relay 
team, the winning 200 medley 
relay team and the third place 
200 free relay team. 

Davidson, only a freshman, 
was also part of the record 
setting 400 free relay team and 
the third place 200 free relay 
team. She also finished sixth in 
the 100 backstroke, eighth in the 
50 free and 11th in the 200 
backstroke. 

Butterweck placed in four 
individual events. She was fifth 
in the 400 I.M., eighth in the 
1650 free and 10th in the 500 
free. 

Kaylor was sixth in the 100 
breaststroke, seventh in the 200 



butterfly and 11th in the 100 fly. 

Donna Patrick, Heather Heinz, 
Heather Bachtelex and Daniela 
More also had strong 
performances in the pool for the 
Eagles. 

Also earning places in diving 
were Pauline O' Connor, Amy 
Paganie, Jill Braught, Tammy 
Quinn, Kendra Raymond and 
Ami Way. 

O' Connor, only a freshman, 
placed second behind 
Strawbridge on both the one- 
meter and three-meter diving 
boards. 

Paganie was third on the three- 
meter board. 

Miller, who has won the 
women's PSAC crown all six 
years he has coached, handed a 
lot of the credit to his assistant 
Mark Van Dyke and to his diving 
coach Dave Hrovat. "Their 
dedication and hard work were 
big factors in the team's total 
success," said Miller. 

The Golden Eagle women are 
looking to finish in the top three 
at nationals, which will be held 
at Ashland University from 
March 10-13. 



Men s swi mming and diving team second at PSAC's 



by Karen Ruud 

Sports Writer __ 

The Clarion University men's 
swimming and diving team fell 
short in its quest to defend its 
PSAC title at West Chester 
University this past weekend. 

Shippensburg won the PSAC 
crown with 593.50 team points, 
while Clarion finished second 
with 462/ Edinboro, West 
Chester, IUP, Slippery Rock, 
Bloomsburg and Kutztown 
rounded out the top eight. 

"I was pleased with the team's 
overall performance," Clarion 
head coach Bill Miller 
commented. "We will now turn 
our attention to the NCAA Div. 
II Nationals, and we believe we 
can have some great individual 
performances there." 

Clarion received individual 
winning performances from 
Steven Darby, Rick Bull, Dave 
Sheets and Joe Egan at the 
PSAC's. 

Darby, who was named 1992 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year", 
claimed first in three events. 
Darby set a new PSAC record in 
the 500 by freestyle with a time 
of 4:33. 17. He also won the 200 
butterfly and the 200 free to go 
along with a fourth place finish 
in the 100 freestyle event. 

Bull, the 1991 PSAC 



'Swimmer of the Year", won 
two individual events and placed 
second in two others. Bull won 
the 400 yard I.M. and the 100 
yard butterfly, then placed 
second in the 200 I.M. and the 
200 fly. 

Sheets also won two individual 
events. Sheets captured the 200 
I.M., reaching further than Bull 
by one-thousandth of a second. 
He also won the 200 backstroke, 
placed second in the 100 back, 
and he took fourth in the 400 
I.M. 

Egan won his first PSAC 
diving title by capturing the one- 
meter diving-crown. He also 
placed second in the three meter 
event. 

The 400 medley relay team of 
Darby, Chad Rimsky, Mark 
Keister^and Bill Gimbel took 
first place honors. The 400 free 
relay team of Darby, Bull, Sheets 
and Rimsky took second, as did 
the similar 800 free team of 
Darby, Bull, Sheets and Steve 
Kozowyk. 

The 200 medley relay team of 
Gimbel, Keister, Scott 
Rosenbaum and Jim O'Connor 
placed second with a time of 
1:36.81. 

The 200 freestyle relay team of 
Gimbel, Rimsky, Rosenbaum 
and O'Connor captured fifth 



place. 

Others scoring individually for 
the Golden Eagles in the pool 
included Rosenbaum, Kozowyk, 
Rimsky, Gimbel, Keister, 
O'Connor, Jeff Halbert and 
Benjamin Yoder. 

Rosenbaum placed second in 
the 200 yard breaststroke, fourth 
in the 100 breast, eighth in the 
50 free and 11th in the 100 fly. 

Kozowyk, a sophomore, 
placed in two events including a 
fifth place showing in the 400 
I.M. and an eighth place finish in 
the 500 freestyle. 

Rimsky placed in two events 
as well. The junior placed eighth 
in the 200 backstroke and took 
ninth in the 100 back. 

Gimbel, a freshman, gained 
valuable experience while 
posting two individual placings. 
Gimbel placed eighth in the 100 
free and took 10th in the 50 free. 
Keister, a sophomore, placed 
sixth in the 100 backstroke while 
O'Connor took ninth in the 100 



butterfly and 11th in the 200 fly. 
Halbert, a freshman, took 
twelfth place in the 100 breast 
and in the 200 breast. 

Yoder, a freshman from West 
Chester, returned home to place 
seventh in the 200 I.M. 

Two divers, John Oleksak and 
Kevin Maginn, also scored 
points for the Golden Eagles. 

Oleksak, a junior, finished 
third in the one-meter diving 
event with 406.55 points, and 
then he captured fourth on the 
three-meter. 

Maginn, a sophomore, 
splashed to a fifth place finish in 
both the one-meter and three- 
meter events. 

Miller summed up the event by 
saying, "Our time drops were 
good in the pool, we won more 
events than any other team, and 
our divers performed extremely 
well." 

Miller went on to add, "The 
difference was in Shippensburg's 
scoring depth, and that is what 



won them the PSAC's." 

Miller praised his assistant 
coach Mark Van Dyke and 
diving coach Dave Hrovat. * 

Clarion has won 20 out of the 
last 23 PSAC titles. The Eagles 
captured the team title from 1971 
through 1989, and then took 
home a second place finish in 
both 1990 and 1991. The Eagles 
reclaimed the title in 1992. 

Clarion finished second at Div. 
II Nationals last year for their 
best finish ever. This year's 
event will be held at Ashland 
University from March 10-13. 

The Golden Eagles will be 
looking for a top five finish. 




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Gaffney selected as "Rookie of the Week" 

Clarion, Edinboro battling for PSAC- West crown 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



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The Clarion University 
women's basketball team 
remains in a tight race wilh 
Edinboro for the PSAC-West 
title after defeating two 
conference foes this past week. 

However, the victories didn't 
come without problems. 

On Saturday, Feb. 20, the 
Golden Eagles downed visiting 
Shippensburg, 78-68, despite 
being shorthanded wilh only 
seven players available to play. 

All-time leading scorer 
Shannon Coakley did not play, 
and two others were suspended 
for one game for a violation of 
team policy. 

Except for being shorthanded, 
everything went on as usual for 
the Golden Eagles in their last 
home contest of the season. 
Clarion got off to another slow 
start but came on strong in the 
second half to capture the win. 

Shipp controlled play through 
most of the first half, building as 
much as a 10-point lead. Kristy 
O* Hara sank a pair of free 
throws with 4:32 left in the first 
half to give Shipp a 33-23 lead. 

After Shipp built a 35-25 lead, 
the Golden Eagles went on a 9-2 
run to cut the lead to three going 
into halftime. 

Two Pam Mountsier three- 
pointers and one more by Amy 
Coon keyed the run. 

Shippensburg looked to take its 
three-point halftime lead all the 
way to the bank, but were up 
against a team that was used to 
coming back in the second half. 

Clarion began to wear down 
the Red Raiders and regained the 
lead, 49-48, on a Leatha Dudeck 
layup with 13:01 to go in the 
game. 

Mona Gaffney followed 
Dudeck's layup with a score and 
Mountsier again hit from long 




Not that kind of painting: Clarion freshman Mona Gaffney (00) 
week by averaging 18.7 points on 83 percent shooting in three 



distance to give the Eagles a 54- 
48 cushion. 

The Red Raiders were touch, 
tying the Eagles at 59 with just 
over eight minutes remaining, 
but a Dudeck three-pointer with 
6:46 remaining ignited a Clarion 
10-1 run. Shipp could get no 
closer than seven points the rest 
of the way, and CUP went on to 
a ten point win. 

Gaffney picked up for the 
absence of Coakley by leading 



all scorers with 25 points on 11 
of 14 shooting from inside the 
paint. She also conuibuted eight 
rebounds to the winning cause. 

Mountsier and Susanne Adams 
both added four three-pointers 
and 12 points, respectively. 

Jones added 1 1 points and led 
Clarion with 13 rebounds. 

Both Jones and Melissa 
Barnette dished out five assists 
each. 

Head coach Margaret "Gie" 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
upped her play a notch last 
important contests. 

Parsons did a very good job of 
subbing throughout the contest, 
attempting to keep the seven 
available players fresh. 

CUP upped its overall record 
to 19-5 with the victory and 
moved into a tie with Edinboro 
with a 9-1 PSAC-West 
conference record. 

Shippensburg fell to 12-12 
overall, 1-9 in the conference. 



Coakley became Clarion 
University's all-time leading 
scorer on Feb, 17 against Lock 
Haven by scoring 20 points and 
leading Clarion to a 107-67 
thrashing of the Bald Eagles. 

She connected on live field 
goals and nine free throws to up 
her career total to 1,220 points. 
The old CUP record was held by 
Jeannine Tyler who accumulated 
1,219 points from 1988-92. 

Clarion only took a one-point 
lead, 37-36, into the half against 
Lock Haven but exploded for 70 
second half points to turn the 
game into a rout. 

Gaffney also scored 20 points 
(in only 16 minutes) as she made 
all nine of her shots from the 
field. She also added seven 
rebounds. 

Jones scored 17 points and 
added seven more boards from 
inside the paint. 

Coon broke out of a scoring 
slump by pouring in 16 points, 
five of nine from behind trifecta 
range. 

Barnette contributed a great 

game from the point, scoring 14 

and adding seven rebounds, five 

steals, and four assists. 

Amy Migyanka had six assists. 

The victory over Lock Haven 
early last week brought Clarion 
its eighth PSAC-West win. The 
loss set the Bald Eagles at 12-11, 
2-7 in the PSAC-West. 

Gaffney was named as the 
PSAC-West "Rookie of the 
Week" for the third time this 
season for the week ending 
February 22. 

Clarion is tied with 'Boro for 
first place with one road game 
remaining. The top two teams in 
the conference make the 
playoffs. CUP travelled to 
Slippery Rock last night and will 
visit IUP on Saturday. 






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Clarion Hospital 

is announcing the opening of its new 
Convenient Care Center. 

Located in the newly expanded Emergency Department. 






For: Flu symptoms 

Minor skin irritations 
Colds & Sore throats 
Ear aches 



No appointment needed. 

$49 basic fee for services, 
(extra charges may apply for 
additional services.) 



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HP6 JiNNtS, GOLf and 
WALKING f OR flTNESS 

CLASS6S WILL BEGIN THE WEEK 

of March 1st. 

THE fIRST CLASS, MEETING fOR 

THESE CLASSES WILL BE HELD 

IN TlPPlN Gyaj. 



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Apartment for rent above Dan Estadt 
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semesters. Call 226-4871. 



Efficiency apartment— for one female 
student. Fully furnished. Ideal location. 
One block from campus. Call 764-3690. 



Furnished apartment for two female 
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Sales & Services 



Monday Madness at Ceo's 
Buy 1 large or medium pizza, get a 2nd 
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Call 227-9111. 



1992 PSAC West Championship Hats 
available at the football office for a cost 
of $9. Hats come in blue or white. 



Two 4 Tuesday at Geo's 

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Announcements 



Campus Activities Board of Venango 
Campus presents Steel Magnolias, a 
stage play by Robert Harling performed 
by a Big League Theatricals National 
Tour. Monday, March 8, at 8:00 p.m. at 
Cranberry Junior-Senior High School. 
$7 Adults, $4 under 18, $2 Clarion 
University students with valid ID card. 
For tickets or information, call 676-6591 . 
Ask for the book store. 



Applications for Student Senate 
Secretary for academic year '93-'94 are 
available at the Student Senate office, 
269GemmeU. Deadline: 3/19/93. 



Narcotics Anon, meetings are held 
Saturdays at 1:00 p.m. and Sundays at 
7:00 p.m. at the old hospital at the south 
end of 7th Ave. There are Alcoholics 
Anon, meetings on Monday night at 8:30 
p.m. in the Lutheran church behind the 
Court House; Tuesday and Wednesday at 
8:30 p.m. at the old hospital; Thursday at 
8:00 p.m. in the Court House on the third 
floor in the front. For more information 
call the Clarion County Drug and 
Alcohol Adm. (226-5888). 



"TO BE YOUR VOICE, WE MUST 
HEAR YOUR VOICE." 
-1993 Student Senate 



Student Senate meetings are held 
Mondays at 7:30 p.m. in 246 Gemmell. 
All are welcome to attend. 



SUNDAY EVENING UNIVERSITY 
MASS -6:00 p.m. AT I.C. CHURCH 
Join us on February 28 -the First Sunday 
of Lent—as we celebrate the Rite of 
Election with Heidi Kessler, Art Stewart, 
Jenny Irwin, Larry Walton and Jenny 
Smith. This final stage of the R.C.I.A. 
process will lead to Art and Heidi's 
baptism and Jenny, Larry and Jenny's 
reception into the church during the 
Paschal (Easter) Season. 



Christian Rock Fans! Tune in to Under 
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on WCCB 640 a.m. Music that's beyond 
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Attention Seniors: Career Services, 114 
Egbert Hall, is currently accepting 
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Congratulations Mike, T.R., Dave, Mario 
and Brian. You are finally brothers. 
Love Amy 



Good luck Bobbie, Brigitte and Monica. 
Break a leg. Love your Delta Zeta 
Sisters. 



AXP, Thanks for an awesome mixer. 
Can't wait till next time. Love Delta 
Zeta. 



To the Sisters of Delta Phi Epsilon, 
Thanks for getting into the sheets with 
us. We had a great time and hope you 
did too. When it comes to great mixers 
no one beats you. The Brothers of Delta 
Chi 

Amy Schaub- You're doing great little. 
Keep it up! Merr 



To the Sisters of Delta Zeta: Lick it, 
smack it, suck it, the whole night 
through, Mexican night was great with 
you! Thanks for the great mixer. The 
Brothers of AXP 
P.S. Jill I hope you are feeling better. 



To the Sisters of Delta Zeta: Thanks for 
the Valentine card. It was cool. The 
Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho. 



Sarah, sorry about Sunday. I'm so glad 
your my lil-Happy 19th birthday -Love 
your big. 



To the Sisters of ASA: Thanks for 
thinking of us on Valentine's Day. The 
Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho. 



Schmeider: Thanks for the candy. Hope 
you had a nice Valentine's Day. Love, 
the Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho. 



To the Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha: 
Thanks for the mixer. Hopefully we can 
have more fun sometime this semester. 
The Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Michelle Schmeider for doing a 
wonderful job with rush!! Love, your 
Phi Sig Sisters 



Andrea, Robin, Amy, Maryann, Jen, 
Misty, Shan, Lorrie, Holly and Dana: 
Thanks for a great birthday! You're the 
best! Love, Kelly 



Michael, Happy 20th birthday, 
Dimpleface! I love you!! Lisa 



Lisa and Mike, Congratulations on your 
engagement. Good luck and we don't 
want to hear the pitter patter of little feet 
yet. Love ya, Jen & Kel 



To the Brothers of Delta Chi, we had a 
great time once again! We'll toga with 
you guys anytime! Love, the Sisters of D 
PhiE 



Happy Birthday Sarah, Charlotte, Julie and 
Marti . Love, your Sisters of D Phi E 



KDP--We were ready to party with our PTs on. 
We danced all night til the break of dawn. It 
was a great time guys. Can't wait to do it 
again. Love, the Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha 



Happy Birthday to Jenny F. and Jenny K! Love 
your Theta Phi Alpha Sisters. 



Rich Metzger: Thanks so much for those 
wonderful Valentine's gifts. I never imagined 
they would be such sincere gifts from your 
heart. Me 



Kevin-These are the days to remember 
and I certainly will. Thank you for 
making my heart smile and hey, "You 
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Page 20 - The Clarion Call - 2-25-93 

Time stands still as Shipp injures CUP playoff hopes 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

The atmosphere just seemed 
strange. Tippin Gym was 
emitting the same aroma as it 
had three years ago, when 
Features Editor Dan Parrish 
forced me to blowoff an 
important meeting, and coaxed 
me into staying for the 
conclusion of a Clarion- 
California game. Dan told me 
that he "felt something was 
going to happen." What 



happened was a bench clearing 
melee that made the "Thrilla in 
Manila" look like a shoving 
match in an elementary school 
playground. 

That same stench crept into 
Tippin one year later in a game 
that featured an IUP center 
named Paul Newman. If the 
name wasn't strange enough, 
Newman, who had already 
scored 40 points on the night, 
missed four consecutive 
technical foul shots to send the 



game into the first of three 
overtimes. 

Since then, this olfactory 
sensation seemed to have 
forgotten where Clarion was 
located until about 4:43 p.m. on 
a peaceful Saturday afternoon. 

With Clarion trailing by two, 
76-74, with just over four 
seconds to play, Shippensburg 
was set to inbound the ball from 
underneath their own hoop. The 
only task Raiders' forward Brian 
Rehm needed to perform was to 



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successfully pass the ball to a 
teammate, and this game was 
over. 

All of a sudden, out of 
nowhere and without warning, it 
sifted its way into Tippin. 

At first, I thought Dante may 
have overcooked a pretzel at the 
concession stand, but, as the 
aroma became more apparent, I 
knew it was no ordinary 
fragrance. The atmosphere just 
seemed strange. 

Rehm accepted the ball from 
underneath his own basket and 
impatiently searched for a 
teammate to relay it to. Two 
seconds, three seconds, four 
seconds expired. To avoid a 
five-second violation, Rehm 
attempted a desperation heave 
downcourt. 

Clarion guard Scott Lang 
intercepted the pass at half-court, 
dribbled up the right sideline and 
tried to win the game with a last 
second three-pointer. "'When I 
let it go, I said to myself, 'I just 
won this game,'" Lang said. "I 
couldn't believe it didn't go 
down." The ball caromed off the 
back iron and slowly bounced its 
way to the top of the key where 
it found the awaiting arms of 
Kwame Morton. Morton, not 
hearing a buzzer as of yet, 
quickly unleashed a three-point 
shot that ricochetted off of the 
rim and into the hands of Dave 
Wojciechowski. Wojciechowski 
gave a head fake, took one 
dribble, and softly placed the 
ball into the basket with the 
clock reading 0.3 seconds 
remaining in the game. 

How did all of this action 
occur in just 3.8 seconds? 

The clock was on pause. No 
time had expired from the 
moment Lang stole the ball until 
the time Morton received it. 
Wojciechowski said after the 
game, "I thought the buzzer had 
already gone off, and we had 
lost. I was just shooting a shot 



after the game." 

After a short conference at the 
scorer's table, the officials 
awarded Clarion the basket, and 
Wojciechowski's shot "after the 
game" had sent it into overtime, 
76-76. 

In overtime, Rehm 
compensated for his inbounding 
blunder by scoring eight points, 
and Shipp guard Rico Hernandez 
nailed an off-balance jumper 
with one second left on the shot 
clock to abduct the Eagles, 88- 
85. 

Clarion led 40-32 at the half 
and increased it to 59-49 with 
ten minutes to play in the game. 
Khalid Mumin's thunderous 
double-pump jam followed by 
Bob Young's three-point missile 
vaulted the Raiders in front for 
the first time since the opening 
bucket, 68-63. 

Young nailed two free throws 
to give Shipp a 76-71 lead with 
nine seconds remaining. Then 
Wojociechowski took over. 

Wojo dribbled the length of the 
court and nailed a 22-footer to 
cut the lead to two; then 
subconsciously followed 
Morton's errant prayer to send 
the game to overtime. 

Steve Branch led the Eagles 
with 24 points and 12 rebounds, 
but the nine for 36 combined 
shooting of Morton and Roy 
Bumoskey spelled doom for the 
hosts. Morton finished the day 
four of 19 from the floor, and 
Bumoskey missed on all eight of 
his three-point attempts en route 
to a five for 17 night. 

The loss drastically injured the 
playoff hopes of the Eagles, as 
they now need to win their next 
two games, and then pray for 
assistance. Clarion (17-8, 5-5) 
travelled to The Rock on 
Wednesday and will close out 
the regular season in Indiana on 
Saturday. Two Clarion wins 
combined with a Shipp loss 
would result in a playoff berth. 



College Park Apartments 

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Volume 74, Issue 19 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



March 4, 1993 



This 



News 

Express Shop 
Express Shop may close onl 
weekends during fall! 
semester, due to low| 
income pg-5 

Features 



Spring Concert 

UAB sets the stage for the] 
spring concert. Damn Yankees 
L land Jackyi will perform in 
April pg-9 1 



Sports 



Women's Basketball 
Women's basketball team 
captures third straight 
conference title pg. 15 1 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: High 44, 

possible rain 

High 40, cold 

and rainy 

High 50, getting ! 

warmer 

High 45, a bit 

cooler 

High 43, rain 

and getting 

cooler 

Tuesday: High 40, rain 
Wednesday: High 46, getting 

warmer 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg- 5 

TV Guide pg. 8 

Features pg. 9 

Entertainment pg. 121 

Sports pg. 15 

Classifieds pg .19 



Chancellor goes before state Senate 
Committee for appropriations request 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-Chief and 



State System of Higher 
Education Chancellor James H. 
McCormick told the state Senate 
Appropriations Committee on 
Tuesday that downsizing in order 
to balance the budget has 
resulted in state-owned 
universities turning away 
approximately 9,000 students 
each year or almost 10 percent 
of the total enrollment. 

McCormick also said that if 
the legislature does not give 
more funding than what Gov. 
Robert Casey is requesting then 
programs and admissions will 
have to be cut more than they 
already are. 

McCormick appealed to the 
Legislature to consider the 
budget request SSHE is asking 



"over the five year period 
running through FY 1993-94, the 
State System will have sustained 
cumulative reductions to our 
budgetary base which exceeds 
$192 million." 

Since the System was created, 
state funding has continuously 
decreased from year to year and 
has not kept up with enrollment. 
The System has seen an 
approximate increase of 20 
percent in the number of full- 
time students since 1983. 

"In 1983, the Commonwealth 
provided 64.4 percent of the total 
funding for the System's 
instructional budget," said 
McCormick. "This year, the 
Commonwealth supports just 
50.5 percent." 

McCormick said that publicly 
owned universities "are working 
hard" to maintain quality 



". . .over the five year period running through 
FY 1993-94, the State System will have 
sustained cumulative reductions to our 

budgetary base which exceeds $192 million. " 
-Chancellor James H. McCormick 



for over that of Gov. Casey. 
McCormick requested $407 
million in state funds which is 
$27 million more than Casey 
requested. 

"Our current generation of 
students is facing a reduction in 
the caliber of their educational 
experience," said McCormick. 
"Too few offerings of high- 
demand courses, too many 
buildings with severe 
infrastructure deferments, 
science and computer labs not 
adequately equipped to prepare 
our students to compete in an 
intense global economy." 

Casey recommended that the 
state-owned universities receive 
$357.9 million in base state 
appropriations for the 1993-94 
fiscal year. This amount is 
identical to the base funding for 
this year. 

McCormick estimated that 



education in the face of these 
cutbacks. 

Part of Casey's budget 
pacakge is a proposed tuition 
challenge which would provide 
the state system with $200 for 
each full-time undergraduate 
state resident if tuition does not 
increase more than a percentage 
equal to the Consumer Price 
Index (CPI) for the 1993-94 
academic year. 

Gara Smith, Clarion University 
Student Senate president, 
remains hesitant over Casey's 
proposed tuition challenge 
program. "The State System 
stands to gain from the tuition 
challenge program because of its 
large Pennsylvania resident 
enrollment. But, I am also 
concerned about the out-of-state 
resident students- which there are 
some 5,462." Smith went on to 
question the lifespan of the 




University Relations photo 
Chancellor McCormick spoke at Clarion University in 1990. 
McCormick presented the State System's appropriation 
request on Tuesday before a state Senate Committee. 

international exchange programs, maintenance, $50.3 million; 



especially if this proposal goes 
through. "The 'college 
experience' is to encompass 
learning and experiencing 
diversity. It seems only logical 
that the best way to learn 
multiculturalism at a university 
is to have a multi-cultural 
student body." 

Chancellor McCormick also 
reviewed for the Senate 
Appropriations Committee the 
special purpose appropriations 
requested by the Board of 
Governors, including deferred 



affirmative action eforts, $1.6 
million; Library of the Future, 
$2.3 million; instructional 
technology, $3.5 million; the 
Pennsylvania Academy for the 
Profession of Teaching, $1 
million; rural participation in 
post-secondary education, 
$735,000; compliance with the 
Americans with Disabilities Act 
(ADA), $6.9 million; Americans 
with Disabilities Outreact 
Center, $425,000; Labor Studies 
Center, $300,000; International 
Business Centers, $750,000; and 



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I have never fired a gun in my 
life, and I am rather proud of that 
fact. People who know my 
family are surprised by that 
admission becausq most of my 
"better half are what some 
would call the "great game 
hunters of western 
Pennsylvania." It's not that I 
don't condone hunting or gun 
ownership, it's just that I've 
never been given a good enough 
reason to hold a gun in my hand. 
Most of all, I've never felt the 
need to learn how to use a gun 
for my own safety, knowing 
there was a higher body of law 
out there to protect me— a law- 
abiding citizen. That is, until 
now. 

A few months ago a letter to 
the editor at the Clarion Call 
newspaper was written lobbying 
for hand guns for Public Safety. 
Many reasons were given as to 
why this body of the law should 
be allowed to carry a deadly 
weapon in this "peaceful" 
college community. The main 
reason was student safety. 
Student reaction varied and the 
Call received a few answers such 
as this: "Guns?!? You want to 
give them GUNS?!? First they'll 
kill all the longhairs, then they'll 
declare the entire borough under 
martial law." You get the point. 
Not many people took the safety 
issue seriously which isn't 
surprising since quite a few 
people view Public Safety as 
little more than "rent-a-cops" in 
uniform. I'm afraid I was one of 
the guilty majority until I looked 
into the situation further. 

If you think about it, Public 
Safety are little more than 
average citizens put into uniform 
and told, "You've been hired to 
protect me and the students on 
this campus. I'm giving you a 
nightstick and a flashlight— go 




Michelle Sporer 

do your job." This scenario 
might have been fine for 
Mayberry in the 1950's, but 
today it is a little farfetched. The 
times have changed and Public 
Safety's job description with it. 
Not only do they have to protect 
the student community, but they 
also have to be there for the 
community as a whole. 

Public Safety can be called in 
for backup if the state police 
are not available to assist 
borough police in an emergency. 



(cont. on pg. 4) 



As gunfire erupted in Texas 
Tuesday, between religious zelot 
David Koresh and Federal 
Agents, President Clinton fired 
his own shots at the National 
Rifle Association. Uncle Bill 
accused the NRA of being 
"fixated" on its opposition to gun 
control saying, "It's not going to 
kill anybody to wait a couple of 
days to get a handgun." William 
further admonished, "It is an 
error for (the NRA) to oppose 
every attempt to bring some 
safety and some rationality" to 
this issue. 

What?! Excuse me?! Yes, I 
know guns are involved here, but 
unless David Koresh is a 
member of the NRA, I'm not 
quite sure how these two issues 
are connected. If I had to take a 
guess, I would say as soon as 
Koresh fired the first shot, Big 
Bill licked his lips and called up 
Sarah Brady of Handgun, 
Control, Inc. 

Sarah formed HCI soon after 
one of John Hinkley's bullets 
(aimed at Ronald Reagan) 
entered her husband Jim's skull. 
Jim ended up paralyzed and in a 
wheelchair, and now Sarah 
wants anyone remotely 
interested in firearms to have 
their rights in a similar 
predicament. The Brady Bill 
proposes bans on semi-automatic 



handguns, shotguns and rifles, 
and extended waiting periods for 
the purchase of firearms. Cousin 
Willie agrees wholeheartedly. 
Rumor has it he intends to see 
The Brady Bill as law. God I 
hope not. 

I happen to vehemently believe 
in the Second Amendment and 
my right as a law abiding citizen 
to keep and bear arms. I am a 
proud member of the NRA and a 
firearms enthusiest. I hunt, shoot 
recreationally, intend to shoot 
competitively and will have an 
extensive gun collection. I also 
believe citizens have the right to 
own and carry guns for self- 
defense. 

I concede that problems 
involving the use of firearms 
occur in our society at an 
alarming rate. Kids are bringing 
weapons to school, drive by 
shootings happen daily in the 
inner cities, and drug traffickers 
are armed like the special forces. 
However trite it may seem, my 
arguement is: Guns don't kill 
people. People kill people. 
Over 20,000 people die in 
alcohol related auto accidents 
per year. Are Bill and Lee 
Iacoca planning on banning 
cars? Or how about at least 
having to wait a couple of weeks 
after buying one before you can 

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Dear Editor: 

As a graduate, an annual 
contributor and political 
supporter of Clarion University, I 
would love to say that I support 
a new president's residence. 
Unfortunately, I cannot. Not 
only is this the wrong time to 
build such a residence (as our 
current president has not 
indicated a need for it), but our 
federal, state and local 
government financial conditions 
cannot justify it. 

Of even greater concern is that 
the cost of this residence would 
be $890,000. Living in Eastern 
Pennsylvania and working in 
Central New Jersey, I can tell 
you that a million dollar home 
contains over 4,000 square feet 
and an acre of land. Keep in 
mind that central New Jersey's 
housing costs rival those of 
California 

Eight-hundred and ninety 
thousand dollars for a home in 
Clarion County is by far out of 
the realm of reality in that the 
low real estate values simply 
don't support it. In Clarion I 
would expect this home to rival 
even the nicest mansions in my 
home county. 

Considering that the current 
residence has served the college 
very well in the past and can so 
in the future, it appears that the 
expenditure for a new residence 
has nothing to do with the 
campus. Rather, it is a simple 
ploy by local trustees to gain 
financial benefits for the local 
economy that simply cannot be 
justified. That says little for the 
credibility of Clarion's Board of 



Trustees. Governor Casey, I 
expect that your staff will 
examine this expenditure and 
take appropriate action tor our 
students. Clarion's students need 
an education, not a new 
residence. 

Daniel J. Devine 
BS 1980, MBA 1983 



My visit to 

Clarion 
University 



My other complaint comes 
from the fact that none of the 
facilities or equipment can be 
used without a student 
identification card. 

Case in point, as a visiting 
alumni who contributed funds to 
build the student center, could 
not have played racquetball at 
the center without my student 
identification card. Fortunately, 
I haven't gotten around to 
throwing that very useless piece 
of laminated cardboard away as 

of yet. 

University's as a whole are 
judged by the education they 
provide and the number of the 
graduates who can find jobs in 
their field. Many of those field's 
are professional in nature, and 
the work hours are from 9 a.m.- 
5 p.m., Monday-Friday, with 
weekends off. 

Being a recent graduate 
myself, I have taken the 
opportunity to visit the 
university on the only possible 
days that I can, Saturdays and 
Sundays. This means that 
unless I hold on to my student 



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I would like to share some of 
my more distasteful feelings I 
had concerning a recent visit to 
Clarion. First of all, why in 
heaven's name is the bookstore 
closed on weekends? Who was 
the mental midget who came up 
with the idea of closing the 
bookstore all day on both 
Saturdays and Sundays? 

It doesn't take a genius to 
realize that any student's parents 
who may want to visit them, 
would do it on a weekend. The 
reason for this is obvious, to 
continue to pay those ever 
increasing tuition fees, parents 
of today's college students must 

have full-time jobs. — j ■ 

The bookstore, I understand, after buying one betore you can 
was also closed the Sunday pick it up? Wrong answer, 
following homecoming, one of Billie and Sarah are taking 
the busiest days of the year, both horrible situations such as 
on campus and in town. I Korish's Texas stand-off and Jim 
wonder if those in charge of the Brady's paralysis and playing 
bookstore were sharp enough to your emouons. 
open the "student-owned" store When you see a gun they 

for say Parent's Weekend? I want you to react at the gut level, 
doubt iV unthinkingly. Guns are bad. 

While I don't think the Guns put people in wheelchairs, 
bookstore would be swamped Guns kill people, 
with wall-to-wall customers Horsecrap. Some sick idiot 
throughout the entire day, I who doesn't belong wondering 
certainly believe that enough around on the streets is bad He 
business would be guaranteed to put Jim Brady in a wheelchair, 
warrant it being open for at least He kills people. That s the cold, 
four hours throughout the honest truth, 
afternoon. The walk-in traffic So what can we do to keep 
from students and organizations guns out of the hands of the bad- 
using the student complex would guys you ask? Well read on^ 
more than cover the store's For starters, let s have 

operating expenses. mandatory jail-time for people 



card. I can't use the university 
facilities, even though I paid to 
build them. Nor can 1 shop in 
the university bookstore. I can, 
nonetheless, shop at Booksmith 
Trading for sweatshirts and other 
items, which is exactly what I 

did. 

Another minor point that I 
personally have learned from 
being in the "real" world is that 
proper attitude is totally 
necessary when dealing with the 

public. 

Perhaps the university should 
start checking on some of its 
employees. The few that were 
working at the student center on 
the Saturday I was in town were 
very rude and uncooperative. 
This ranges from the gentleman 
working behind the desk, to the 
the three public safety workers 
that were needed to unlock the 
center's doors and to stand 
around and do nothing for two 
hours. In an age of financial belt 
tightening, getting an honest and 
worthwhile work day from 
support employees should be the 
number one priority. I've got bad 



news for CUP, most of your 
employees are not giving you 
that and it's hurting. 

Running a university, which in 
essence is a business, takes a lot 
of intelligence and just a little bit 
of common sense on the proper 
way of handling matters from a 
sound public relations 
standpoint. 

It's a good thing I don't run my 
business or my office the way 
Clarion University is allowing 
some of its more important 
offices and building's to be run, 
because my diploma would be 
worth less than it presently is. It 
certainly wouldn't be worth the 

$15 fee. 

Unfortunately, Clarion 

University will continue to 

struggle in the depths of 

ineptitude until some key 

administrators and staff wake up 

and start using their heads. 



Harry Hartman is a Clarion 
University alumnis 



THE WAY I SEE IT 

(Cont. from pg. 2) 



who commit crimes with 
firearms. No parole, no plea- 
bargaining, no B.S. Let's build 
us some big old prisons and put 
em' to good use. Texas' favorite 
son Kordish, charged with 
attempted murder (yes with a 
gun) was set free after a mistrial. 
Gimme a break. 

Because someone probably 
misquoted his Miranda rights, 
this guy goes free. I think the 
fault here lies with our legal 
system, not with guns or the 
NRA. 

To further weed out the 
weirdo's and protect the rights 
and lives of the innocent 
citizenry, each state should have 
provision for a concealed carry 
permit. Each citizen wanting to 
be legally licenced to carry 
should have to complete a safety 



and training program 
adminstered and certified by 
their state. The state of Florida 
has created just such a program. 
To date, of the 128,615 
applicants, 777 were denied for 
various reasons. Out of those 
licensed, only 83 had their 
licences revolked due to crime 
related activity, and only 15 of 
those involved the use of a 
firearm. (Statistics by Florida 
State University Criminologist, 
Gary Kleck.) Gee folks, thats 
about .0001%. Sounds like die 
program works to me... 

Anyhow, to make a long 
sermon short. It has been said: 
"Nothing is intrinsically good or 
evil, but its manor of usage may 
make it so." People kill people, 

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Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



Sometimes there is only one 
man on patrol for the state police 
and this person might be too far 
away to get to the "crime scene" 
immediately. Instead, Public 
Safety can be called in for 
assistance since they are in the 
area. [Public Safety has the 
option of declining borough 
requests for assistance]. 

This is fine, but a handicap 
has been put on the situation 
especially if it involves a 
domestic dispute or a "blind" 
situation where you don't know 
if weapons are involved. Not 
only does the state or borough 
officer have to look out for 
himself when "going in," but he 
also has to look out for the 



Public Safety officer who is 
"going in" with him, without a 
gun. If he gets shot the Public 
Safety officer's hands are 
effectively tied and you just 
might have two casualties 
instead of one. 

That got me thinking a little 
bit, but it wasn't enough to 
convince me that Public Safety 
needed firearms because really, 
violent crime in Clarion was a 
lot like running a stop sign. 

Until a formerly convicted 
rapist showed up on the campus 
doorstep with some "fun" in 
mind? Things get a little more 
serious and Clarion crime 
doesn't seem as funny. And then 
there was an armed robbery on 



campus a few weeks ago. At 
this point someone should have 
stood up to administration and 
said, " Hey look, violent crime 
has come to Clarion whether you 
like it or not, and now what are 
you going to do about it!?" 

Violent crime has slowly made 
its way north from Pittsburgh 
and other large cities and it was 
only a matter of time before rural 
Clarion would feel the effects. 
That time has come and I don't 
feel safe anymore which means 
that Public Safety isn't doing 
their job. 

Which means they can't do 
their job unless administration 
lets them do their job, which is 
to protect the public. So my 



question to administration is, 
"What is it going to take before 
you wise up and let Public 
Safety do what they're paid for? 
An armed robbery didn't do it so 
I guess you're holding out for a 
murder." 

Frankly, I wouldn't want to be 
in public relation's shoes or 
administration's if the 
unthinkable happens. Just think 
of all the bad press. 

If there is any doubt that Public 
Safety officers are qualified for 
the "honor" of carrying a 
weapon let me put your mind at 

ease. 

All Public Safety officers have 
gone through some form of 
police academy training. Some 



have been state police officers 
and others have served in some 
form of protection agency. So 
yes, they are qualified. 

But, the firearms decision has 
to be made by administration. 
And, knowing how they've 
worked in the past, that could 
take years. 

I'm going home this weekend 
and I think I'll have one of the 
"great outdoorsmen" show me 
how to handle a loaded weapon. 
I don't want to be the murder 
victim that changes 
administrative policy. 

Michelle Sporer is a junior 
Communication major. 



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Students in support of President Clinton's plan 

„ Mtinn ---^ 700.000 entry-level jobs this president included teachir 



Washington- Supporters of 
President Clinton's economic 
reform package are asking 
250,000 college students to 
contact members of Congress in 
support of the president's plan 
and its emphasis on creating jobs 
and service opportunities for 
America's youth. 

The effort is part of a massive 
public relations campaign to help 
sell the tough economic 
message, which also would 
require tax hikes for middle and 
upper-income households. 
Despite the hard medicine, 
College Democrats of America- 



the prime sponsor of the drive 
says the plan is essential for the 
future success of today's youth. 

"The whole premise of the plan 
is to save our future," said Mike 
Evans, the group's director of 
special projects. "We have a lot 
of young people who are looking 
for work." 

The College Democrats asked 
each chapter to rally at least 500 
students to make telephone calls 
to members of Congress. 

"President Clinton is saving 
our future," read a flier sent to 
the College Democrat chapters. 
"The presidents' plan is bold and 

The Clarion Call is currently taking 

applications for the following positions for the 
1993-94 academic year: 

Editor-in-Chief Features Editor 

Managing Editor Photography Editor 

News Editor Advertising Manager 

Sports Editor Business Manager 

Advertising Design Manager 
Copy and Design Manager 
Circulation Manager 

**These are all paid positions and open to any 
undergraduate student at the university. 

**Interested students can pick up an 
application in the Clarion Call office in 270 
Gemmell. 



**The deadline for application submission is 
Friday, March 19, 1993. 



courageous, representing change 
and shared sacrifice." 

Nonetheless, the national 
outcry over the tax provisions of 
Clinton's plan (formally outlined 
Feb. 17) has mobilized College 
Republicans as well. 

"The administration wrongfully 
assumes that tax increases will 
produce economic growth," said 
Tony Zagotta, national chairman 
of College Republicans. Zagotta 
is asking all 1,000 campus 
chapters to make at least 100 
calls to Washington during the 
next week. 

In his economic address, 
Clinton asked for a variety of 
new education, training and 
service initiatives affecting 
youth, beginning with summer 
employment 

His plan calls for adding 



700,000 entry-level jobs this 
summer for youth working on 
public improvement projects 
such as roads or bridges, or in 
community service. The 
president also asked for 
cooperation from the private 
sector to provide as many as one 
million new summer jobs. 

Returning to a theme from last 
year's presidential campaign, 
Clinton also outlined plans for a 
new national service program to 
help young people defray the 
cost of college. 

Under the initiative, students 
could perform service even as 
teenagers in exchange for future 
college aid. 

Service performed during and 
after college also could qualify 
students for loan assistance. 
Some examples cited by the 



president included teaching, 
police work and employment in 
social services. 

In his speech, Clinton 
compared the national service 
program to the GI Bill enacted 
after World War II and the Peace 
Corps created in the 1960s. He 
said it could define the character 
of a new generation. 

"In the future, historians who 
got their education through the 
national service loan will look 
back and thank you for giving 
America a new lease on life if 
you meet this challenge," he told 
a joint session of Congress. 

Overall, the president's 
proposals, if enacted, would trim 
the federal deficit from a 
projected $346 billion to about 
$200 billion a year by fiscal year. 
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News 




Express Shop may close fall semester weekends 



by Russ Worling 
News writer 



Due to poor sales, the Express 
Shop may be forced to close on 
weekends next 'semester. Sales 
during the week are good but not 
enough to carry over to the 
weekend. 

According to bookstore and 
Express Shop manager, Ed 
Biertempfel, "Students who use 
the shop on the weekends 
appreciate the service but there 



film developing. Tobacco 
products are not sold due to Dr. 
Reinhard's efforts for a smoke- 
free campus. 

There are four specials running 
currently. Two hotdogs and a 
16oz. drink for $1.29; breakfast 
muffins and coffee for $1.20; 
two 16oz. Pepsi products for 
$.99 and when you rent three 
videos get a fourth free and an 
extra day rental free. 

Contrary to belief, the 
bookstore and Express Shop are 



"Students who use the shop on the weekends 

appreciate the service but there aren 't 

enough students coming in. " 

-Ed Biertempfel 



aren't enough students coming 

in." 

The Express Shop prices are 
lower or at least competitive to 
area convenience stores. The 
shop carries soup, hotdogs, 
nachos, snacks and drinks. 

The Express Shop also has a 
balloon delivery service, a care 
package service, video rental and 



owned by the students of Clarion 
University. 

Student Senate has asked for 
suggestions to make the 
bookstore and Express Shop 
better for the student. 
Suggestions may be dropped off 
at the Student Senate office, the 
Bookstore and/or the Express 
Shop. 





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Students speak out on minority 
status in society and at Clarion 



Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
Wilkinsburg's Mayor Robert Pitt and Provost and Academic 
Vice President Dr. John Kuhn, address minority student 
issues at Tuesday nights panel discussion. 



by Chad Briggs 
News writer 

"Diversity is wholesome, 
diversity is good". That was the 
statement made by Wilkinsburg 
Mayor Robert Pitts, at Tuesday 
nights panel discussion on 
minority students. Students were 
invited to come and express their 
opinion on minority status of 
students in society and on 
Clarion's campus. 

Also seated on the panel were 
Clarion University's Dr. John 
Kuhn, vice president of the 
Provost Office and Ralph 
Godbolt, president of the African 
American Student Union. 

Mayor Pitts explained that part 
of the problem with black and 
white relations is the stereotypes 
that exist between the two and 
the media usually magnifies 
these even more by primarily 
focusing on violence that occurs 
in the black community. 

"We live in a racist society. 



and one way to start to turn 
things in the right direction is to 
teach cultural diversity at a 
younger age", Pitts added, 

Pitts and Kuhn both agreed 
that education is the key to 
success in life. Education is the 
path to restoring one's self image 
and dealing with current issues. 

This type of education Dr. 
Kuhn believes is offered at 
Clarion. 

"Student Affairs has a list of 20 
or so programs offered here for 
minority students". 

He also stated that Clarion was 
struggling for a broader vision 
and that recruitment for students 
and their talents for these 
programs were increasing. 

The reason why minority 
graduation rates aren't as high as 
the rest certainly wasn't because 
of abilities, but perhaps because 
the opportunity and support is 
sometimes just not there. 
The question of "Should all 



students be required to take 
multi-cultural courses such as 
African American Lit." was 
raised from one of the members 
of the audience. 

Dr. Kuhn replied with, "No, 
because like many other required 
courses some students will just 
skim through it and not get much 
out of it, whereas students who 
request it apparently have an 
interest in the subject". 

Mayor Pitts then stated, 
"Blacks and whites need to 
interact more. We need to do 
something for society as a whole 
and start coming together as a 
group, respecting one another, 
because society only changes 
when people in charge say it 
needs to. so it's time to show 
them that time has come". 

The discussion was held in the 
Gemmell multi-purpose room 




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Siler Complex receives accreditation from NAECP 



Outside Clarion 



The Earl R. Siler Children's 
Learning Complex at Clarion 
University was recently notified 
of accreditation by the National 
Academy of Early Childhood 
Programs (NAECP). 

In receiving this prestigious 
recognition, the Siler Complex 
becomes one of only 61 NAECP 
accredited programs in 
Pennsylvania. 

The receipt of the accreditation 
completes over a year of work 
by Dr. Nancy Sayre, associate 
professor of education and 
executive director of the Earl R. 
siler Children's Learning 
Program, and the staff of the 
Siler Complex headed by 
director Reese Wilson. 

The process included self- 
studies by the executive director, 
the staff and parents that are 
combined into' one report and 
referred to NAECP headquarters 
in Washington, D.C. A validator 
followed up the report with a 
visit to Clarion for a full-day 
observation. The validator then 
submits a report to a three person 
panel, which determines 



accreditation. 

The strict criteria of the review 
includes: providing activities 
appropriate for the 66 two to five 
year old children who attend the 
center; having a well qualified 
and trained staff; having an 
adequate number of staff for the 
number of children; meeting 
stringent health and safety 
standards; and having 
opportunities for parental 
involvement. 

"This is the only national 
accreditation organization for 
early childhood programs in the 
United States," said Sayre. "It is 
very prestigious to receive this 
accreditation because it means 
we have high quality programs. 

National Accreditation will 
result in the receipt of a license 
from the Pennsylvania 
Department of Welfare and 
acknowledgement by the 
Pennsylvania legislature that the 
Clarion program meets the 
regulations set by the Pennsyl- 
vania Department of Education 
-Information courtesy 
of Public Affairs 




Public Affairs Photo 

Members of the Clarion University Siler Children's Learning Complex staff display the 
national certificate of accreditation. Front from left are: Valerie Miller, Linda Coulson and 
Barbara McClaine. Back from left are: Reese Wilson, Dr. Nancy Sayre and Caren Eck. 



Clarion University student bound over 
for trial for rioting and trespassing 



by Rodney Sherman 
Assistant News Editor 



A Clarion University student 
has been bound over for trial on 
a charge of third degree riot, a 
felony, and a charge of criminal 
trespass, a third degree 
misdemeanor. 

Mark Edward Cottreil, 22, of 
RD2 Latrobe, was bound over 
for trial by District Justice 
Norman Heasley during a Feb. 
23 preliminary hearing. 
Additional charges of burglary, 
simple assault and criminal 
mischief were dismissed. 

The charges stem from an 
alleged fight at the Sigma Chi 
fraternity house last Nov. 21. 

Cottreil and 15 other members 
of the Tau Kappa Epsilon 
allegedly forced their way into 
the Sigma Chi house. 

Police say the TKE members 
assaulted members of the Sigma 
Chi fraternity and caused 
damage to the house and 
furnishings. 

The incident was allegedly 
sparked by an earlier fight over a 
pool game. 

Paul Wolenski, a member of 
the Sigma Chi fraternity, was 
allegedly involved in a fist fight 
with Cottreil and was 



subpoenaed to testify at the 
hearing, but did not appear due 
to bad weather. 

The TKE's are accused of 
carrying pipes and clubs in the 
Sigma Chi house, however 
several witnesses said they did 
not see Cottreil with a weapon. 

Other defendants in the case 
also faced proceedings Feb. 23. 
Michael J. Reed, 21, of 
Glenshaw and Todd D. 
Ashbaugh, 21, of Kittanning, 
pled guilty to a summary count 
of disorderly conduct. 

Both men had been charged 
with one count of riot. Reed and 
Ashbaugh were fined $300, 
assessed court costs of $74 and 
sentenced to serve 30 days in the 
Clarion County jail. 

The jail sentence will be 
suspended when fines and costs 
are paid. 

Police say Reed and 
Ashbaugh did not enter the 
Sigma Chi house the night of the 
incident. 

Sean M. Quinn, 22, of 
Pittsburgh, pled guilty to a 
charge of simple assault, a third 
degree misdemeanor. 

He was sentenced to one year 
of probation, fined $100 and 
assessed $78 in court costs. 
The following people waived 



their preliminary hearings and 
will have their cases moved to 
the Clarion County Court of 
Common-pleas; Eric A. Bowser 
of Monroeville, Jeffery 
Bruggeman, 23, of Franklin, 
William Gross, 20, of 
Limestone, Charles McEwen, 
18, of Bradford, Chad Milliron, 
21, of Lower Burrell, Michael 
Palmer, 22, from Grove City, 
Christopher Paterniti, 19, of 
Bradford, Joel Santoro, 22, of 
Apollo, Joseph Stepanic, 22, of 
Latrobe, Scott Steward, 21, of 
Kittanning, Todd Stokes, 20, of 
Lititz and Michael Sullivan, 19, 
of Shippensburg. 

The incident was a factor 
considered when Clarion 
University revoked TKE's 
charter. 

The TKE's are no longer a 
recognized student organization 
on campus. 

The cases now await criminal 
conferences between the district 
attorney and defense lawyers. 
Those meetings begin March 31. 



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member.Deadline to 

turn in applications is 

March 15, 1993. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by public safety for the week of February 22 through February 28, 
1993. 

A female student was cited for retail theft after removing an item of 
food from the Gemmell Snack Bar without paying for the item. This 
incident happened on February 23 at approximately 11:50 a.m. 

Sometime between February 17 and February 23, an unknown actor 
removed a telephone from the sports office in the radio station. The 
white telephone is a Panasonic, model #VA 8075. It is valued at $80. 

A woman's purse was reported missing between the hours of 1 : 15 
p.m. and 2:30 p.m. on February 25 at the Gemmell Complex 
Bookstore. The purse was placed behind the clothing counter by an 
employee and was found to be missing. The purse is of navy blue 
cloth and shaped like a half moon . 

Two female residents from the fourth floor of Nair Hall were cited for 
possession of alcohol, on February 25, when a quantity of alcohol 
was found in their room. 

A ladies wrist watch was forgotten on a campus, women's restroom on 
top of the paper dispenser. The watch was subsequently removed by 
an unknown person. The watch is a quartz, with a black leather band. 
The numbers are pool balls and the hands are pool sticks. 

On February 26 at approximately 11:30 p.m., public safety was 
notified of dorm damage on the second floor of Campbell Hall. A 
count of 24 ceiling tiles were removed and the bulletin board was 
destroyed. An investigation is pending. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other 
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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ACLU set to defend 'doctor death' 



compiled by Rodney Sherman 
and Alan Vaughn 

National 

ACLU to defend Kevorkian 

Michigan's new ban on doctor 
assisted suicide is being 
challenged by the American 
Civil Liberties Union. 

The challenge follows a 
weekend demonstration at the 
home of Dr. Jack Kevorkian. 
About 100 protestors from 
Operation Rescue demonstrated 
Saturday outside Kevorkian's 
apartment in Royal Oak, Mich. 

The ACLU plans to challenge 
the ban on the grounds that the 
decision to end one's life is an 
individual right, said Howard 
Simon of the Michigan ACLU. 

During the Operation Rescue 
protest, a counter demonstration 
of 100 people was staged by the 
Hemlock Society, which 
supports a person's right to die. 

Janet Good, of the Hemlock 
Society, said, "They want to 
inflict their mistaken religious 
beliefs on the world." 

The new ban was sparked by 
controversy over Hugh Gales' 
suicide on Feb. 15. Michigan 
prosecutors claim Gale changed 
his mind during the procedure 
and asked to be disconnected 
from the carbon monoxide 
dispenser. 

"[It's] a bunch of right wing 
christian nuts again calling Dr. 
Kevorkian a murderer," said 
Kevorkian's attorney, Geoffrey 
Fieger. 



Firms struggle to stay open 
after trade tower blast 

As many as 350 businesses and 
50,000 employees face an 
uncertain future in temporary 
locations following the bombing 
of the World Trade Center on 
Friday. 

The Port Authority of New 
York and New Jersey rushed to 
find temporary work sites for 
businesses and employees over 
the weekend. 

Port Authority Chairman 
Richard Leone said, "It's not 
going to be perfect because 
55,000 people is a pretty big 
displacement," adding, "The 
hardest problems are for small 
companies." 

Dean Whitter, which 
employes 5,000 people, reported 
no problems because they have 
contingency plans and other 
offices in New York City. They 
expect to be doing business as 
usual. 

New York Governor Mario 
Cuomo told CNN's Newsmaker 
Sunday program that finding 
vacant office space in New York 
city should be no problem, 
"Regrettably, because of the 
recession, there's a lot of space 
in New York, and we will be 
able to accommodate them, " he 
said. Brown & Wood, a law 
firm occupying three floors of 
tower I, said its 200 lawyers and 
300 support workers will be 
working at law firms who have 
kindly offered to make space 
available to the firm in New 
York City and New Jersey. 



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MASTER'S DEGREE IN EDUCATIONAL PSYCHOLOGY, 
SCHOOL PSYCHOLOGY CERTIFICATION PROGRAM 



Indiana University of Pennsylvania's Department of Educational Psychology 
is accepting applications from students seeking a Master's degree in Educational 
Psychology (M.Ed.) and/or Post-Master's School Psychology Certification. The 
latter program is designed to provide pre-service training for individuals seeking 
certification as Public School Psychologists in Pennsylvania. 

Applications accepted three tiroes a year 

Admittance decisions made In July, October and March 

••''■•.'•••'•••.■.'..' :.t# 

Features of the program include: 

• part-time or full-time study 

• most courses offered in the late afternoon or evening 

Applications due: Two months prior to session study will begin 

For further information, write or call: 

Graduate Coordinator, Master's in 
Educational Psychology/School Psychology 
Certification Program, Department or 
Educational Psychology, 246 Slouffer Hall, 
IUP, Indiana PA 15705 
(412)357-2316 



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State 

Democrats back Murphy for 
Pittsburgh mayor 

The Pittsburgh Democratic 
committee had endorsed Tom 
Murphy as its candidate for 
Pittsburgh Mayor. 

Murphy, long considered an 
outsider to Democratic machine 
politics, beat City Council 
President Jack Wagner, 740 to 
219. A third candidate, former 
city councilman Otis Lyons Jr. 
received 37 votes during the Feb. 
28 meeting. 

"It's a wonderful feeling. This 
is about building a new alliance," 
said Murphy, a North Side state 
representative. 

Wagner called the endorsement 
of Murphy the result of the old- 
boy network from Harrisburg." 

Wagner went on to say, "The 
race begins [Monday] and we're 
going to take the race to the 
streets of Pittsburgh." 



Early release proposed for 
state prison system 

Attempting to ease prison over 
crowding and hold down rising 
prison costs, the Casey 
administration is making another 
attempt to overhaul the state's 
parole system. 

Casey has proposed $124 
million in new spending during 
the next fiscal year on the state's 
correctional system. It was the 
largest single increase for any 
state agency and would rise to 
$624,279,000. 

Corrections Department 
Commisioner Joseph Lehman is 
calling for the passage of 
sentencing reform legislation. 
Under the proposed guidelines, 
offenders classified as low risk 
and non-violent would be 
released upon completion of the 
minimum sentence. 

Under the current system, a 
trial judge sets a minimum and a 
maximum sentence the convicted 
offender must serve in prison. 



Local 

Fight to save Oil City 
hospital continues 

In an effort to prevent the 
closing of the Oil City hospital, 
2,000 people held a peaceful 
demonstration Sunday night. 

The marchers were protesting 
Northwest Medical Center's 
plans to consolidate the hospitals 
in Franklin and Oil City. Under 
the plan, Oil City would lose 
medical and surgical sevices and 
traditional emergency room 
service. 

Northwest administrators 
estimate consolidation costs at 
S8 million. 

During the march, patients and 
staff at the Oil City hospital 
shone flashlights from darkened 
rooms in a sign of support. 

The march was the largest 
public demonstration held in 
several decades in Oil City and 
lasted about 45 minutes in the 
frigid evening temperatures. 





News 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Students practice with 
real money 

Many college business 
students use "play money" to 
manage theoretical portfolios, 
but Wartburg College lets its 
students invest with real dough. 

Wartburg is one of at least two 
dozen colleges and universities 
with student investment funds. 
The Wartburg student portfolio is 
valued at $219,000. 

"There are good reasons for 
pooling real money in 
investment exercises," said Paul 
A. Magnall, instructor of the 
Portfolio Management course. 
"Students take investing much 
more seriously when it's real 
money." 



Grads get taste of 
working world 

Most students receive intensive 
orientation when they enter 
college, but they hardly get more 
than a diploma and a handshake 
when they leave, even though 
the transition to the working 
world can be tough. 

Baldwin-Wallace College of 
Ohio has started a program 
called Senior Experience, which 
prepares graduating seniors with 
a series of seminars on 
budgeting, health insurance, 
renting and leases, office politics 
and leaving college 
relationships. 

In additon to giving students 
practical information, the 
seminars help ease the transition 
from college to the working 
world. 



The Clarion Call would like to make some corrections from last 
weeks issue regarding the Women's Conference article.The 

Student registration is $10 if turned in by March 17. And it will 
be $15 at the door. Also keynote speaker Awiaka's address 
should read, "Mothers of the Nation: Resuming Our Historic 

Place." The interim director of the women's studies is Deborah 

King. Finally, the workshops will provide hands on experience. 



Card access bars outsiders 

Residence halls at Southern 
Connecticut State University, 
New Haven, Conn, have 
installed a double security 
system that makes it more 
difficult to get into the buildings 
after midnight. 

The new system requires that 
students have both a key and an 
access card to gain entrance into 
the dorms. 

A student returning to the 
dorm after midnight must stand 
about three feet away from the 
door, flash his or her card in 
front of an electric eye and then 
use an assigned key to unlock 
the door. 

"This improves security 100 
percent," said Richard Farricielli, 
associate dean of student affairs 
and housing director. "If a door 
is open longer than 15 seconds, 
an alarm goes off at campus 
police." 

Farricielli said the new system 
also gives the university the 
option to lock the doors in an 
emergency. 



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Movie: "A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors' 



College Basketball: Memphis State at Cincinnati. (Live) |Sportscenter | Basketball 



Movie: *** "The Indian Runner (1991) David Morse. 



Movie: »*» "The Hand That Rocks the Cradle" (1991) q 



Clarissa | Roundhouse |Ren-Stimpy [You Afraid? 



Movie: »»'/2 "Lifeguard" (1976, Drama) Sam Elliott. 



Matrix "Death and Taxes" [Movie: +Vi "Phoenix the Warrior" (1988) 



Movie: »*V? "Strictly Business" (1991) q |Movie: "Blackbelt" (1992) 



Movie: *+» "Homicide" (1991) Joe Mantegna. R' 



Super Dave 



Chairman's Choice Favorite episodes of "The Dick Van Dyke Show. 



Portrait of a Teacher (R) [Unsolved Mysteries China Beach 



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(345) Cortege Basketball: Kentucky at Florida. (Live) 



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Movie: **Vi "Rocky V" (1990) Sylvester Stallone, q 



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PGA Golf: Doral Ryder Open. (Live) q 



PGA Golf: Doral Ryder Open (Live) q 



(2.00) Movie: IMovie: »'/2 "Haunted Honeymoon" (1986) 



(2:00)Easter Seal Telethon [Telethon Continues 



Design. W. 



CBS News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Newsq 



Movie: ***</2 Return of the Jedi" (1983) Mark Hamill. (In Stereo) PG' 



ATP Tennis 



Gossip! 



World Cup Skiing 



Ten of Us Two Dads 



Movie: *'/2 "Poltergeist III" (1988) PG-13 



(3:00) Movie: Search 



Can't on TV 



Disease 



Control 



Jrnl. of Med. 



NBC News 



Life Goes On "Last Wish 



Unsolved Mysteries q 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



Batman q | Shaky G. 



Unsolved Mysteries q 



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Movie: *** "The Mambo Kings' (1992, Drama) R' q 



Day One q 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



Murder, She Wrote q 



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In Color 



Roc q 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



Senior PGA Golf: GTE West Classic. (Live) 



Movie: *»*'/2 "A Raisin in the Sun" (1961, Drama) Sidney Poitier. 



B. Buddies | Beyond [Hitchhiker 



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Movie: *»* "Final Analysis" (1992) Richard Gere. R q 



Movie: •*+* "Platoon" (1986, Drama) Tom Berenger. (In 



Movie: "Passport to Murder" (1993) Connie Sellecca. q 



Movie: "The Disappearance of Nora" (1993, Drama) q 



Movie: "The Disappearance of Nora" (1993, Drama) q 



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Movie: Passport to Murder" (1993) Connie Sellecca. q 



Stereo) q 



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Movie: »*» "Journey to the Center of the Earth" (1959) Pat Boone. G' 



Sportscenter | College Basketball: Southern Conference Championship. | College Basketball: Southland Conf. Champ 



MacGyver "The Spoilers " 



Movie: »»»'/? "Return of the Jedi" (1983) Mark Hamill PG' q 



Movie: *»Vz "Company Business (1991) PG-13 



Wild Side 



Family 



Fifteen 



Medical 



Double Dare 



Medical 



Guts 



Medical 



Movie: "" Tainted Blood" (1993, Suspense) Raquel Welch. 



Movie: *m "The Addams Family" (1991) PG-13' q 



Movie: **Vt "Cocoon: The Return" (1988) Don Ameche 



Looney 



Physicians 



Looney 



Milestones 



Nick News 



Jrnl. of Med. 



F-Troop 



Family 



Counterstrike (In Stereo) q [Silk Stalkings "Witness" q 



Newsq 



Night Court 



12:00 



Dance' 



Roggin's 



Cur. Affair 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Love Con. 



Paid Prog. 



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Baywatch g 



Perspective 



New WKRP 



■Gorillas in the Misl (1988) 



Sportscenter 



Movie: ** "The People Under the Stairs" (1991) R' g 



Movie: »»» "Lethal Weapon" (1987) Mel Gibson. R q 



Mork 



Cardiology 



Van Dyke 



Medicine 



A. Hitchcock 



Ob/Gyn 



Lucy Show 



Family 



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Movie: **Vi "Shocker" (1989) Peter Berg. 



Chairman's Choice 



Paid Prog. [Paid Prog~ [Paid ProgT 



MONDAY EVENING 




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Movie: ** Nate and Hayes (1983) PG' 


Movie: ** "High Ice" (1980. Adventure) David Janssen. 


Movie: *** "At Play in the Fields of the Lord" (1991, Drama) Tom Berenqer. R' q 


Hardcore TV 


Movie: * y /i "Bikini Island 


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Design. W. 


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Ent. Tonight 


FBI-Story 


Detective 


Movie: ** 1 /2 "Navy SEALS" (1990) Charlie Sheen. Q 


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6 


Cur. Affair 


Edition 


Cheers q 


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News 


NBC News 


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Wh. Fortune 


Fresh Prince 


Blossom q 


Movie: Silent Cries" (1993, Drama) Gena Rowlands, q 


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fQ 


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News 


CBS News 


Golden Girls 


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Shade 


Hearts Afire 


Murphy B. 


Love & War 


Northern Exposure q 


News 


Sweating Bullets (In Stereo) 


8 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newsq 


CBS News 


You Bet-Life 


Shade 


Hearts Afire 


Murphy B. 


Love & War 


Northern Exposure q 


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Edition | Bullets 


10 


Goof Troop 


Tom-Jerry 


Tiny Toon ] Batman q 


Full House q 


Wonder Yrs. 


Roseanne q 


Married... 


Movie: *** "Romancing the Stone' (1984. Adventure) 


Mama [Mama 


Married... 


Hunter 


11 
14 


People Ct. 


Cur. Affair 


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Newsq 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! q 


Wh. Fortune 


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Movie: "Silent Oves "(1993, Drama) Gena Rowlands, g 


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Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 


(2 00) Movie: 


Movie: *** "Fail-Safe" (1964, Suspense) Henry Fonda. 


Movie: ***'/2 "The Hustler (1961, Drama) Paul Newman. (In Stereo) 


Movie: *** "Its a Mad, Mad. Mad, Mad World" (1963, Comedy) Spencer Tracy. G 


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Up Close 


Dream Lg. 


College Basketball: Sun Belt Conference Championship 


Sportscenter [College Basketball: Metro Atlantic Championship [College Basketball: Missouri Valley Championship [Sportscenter Basketball 


18 


Ten of Us 


Two Dads 


Swamp [Cartoon Exp. 


American Gladiators 


Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 


Murder, She Wrote g |WWF: Monday Night Raw 


Matrix "To Err Is Human 


MacGyver (In Stereo) q Hitchhiker 


21 


(300) Movie: 


Movie: House on Haunted Hill" (1958) 


Movie: ** "Ishtar (1987) Warren Beatty PG-13' q 


Movie: ** "Near Mrs. (1991) PG-13' 


Movie: * "The Terror Within II" (1991) R' 


Movie: ** "Split Second (1992) R' 


22 


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Rascals and Robbers: Secret Adv. " 


Movie: ** Ishtar "(1987) Warren Beatty. PG-13' 


Movie: *+Vi "True Iden tity (1991) R' q 


Emo Philips 


Movie: ***'/2 "An Anqel at My Table (1990. Drama) Kerry Fox. R' 


25 


Underdog 


Yogi Bear 


Arcade [Hey Dude (R) 


What You Do 


Crazy Kids 


Looney [Bullwinkle 


Get Smart Superman 


M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Dragnet A. Hitchcock 


Lucy Show [ F-Troop 


Get Smart 


26 


Anything 


Anything 


Jane Pratt 


Supermarket 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


L.A. Law 


Movie: **'/2 "Five Days One Summer" (1982, Drama) 


Thirtysomething 


Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING MARCH 9, 1993 



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Design. W. Cheers q 



Cur. Affair Edition 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Schoolbreak Special 



Goof Troop 



People Ct. 



(230) Movie: 



Final Four 



Ten of Us 



(3:00) Movie: 



Tom-Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



Newsq 



Cheers q 



Design. W. 



Drama) PG 



News q 



News 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Murphy B. 



Tiny Toon [Batman q 



Newsq 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



Movie: ** Slipstream (1989) Mark Hamill PG-13' 



News q 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Newsg 



Movie: »•* WarGames (1983) Matthew Brodenck 



Dream Lg 



Two Dads 



Motorcycle Racing 



Swamp | Cartoon Exp. 



(3 45) Movie: 



Movie: »V; Elliot Fauman. PhD (1990) 



NBA Today 



Wonder Yrs. 



NBC News 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! q 



Golden Girts 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! q 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



You Bet-Life 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Movie: »»» "White Men Cant Jump (1992) FT q 



Full House q |Mr. Cooper [Roseanne q [JackieT 



Movie: **h Woman With a Past (1992) Pamela Reed 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



Class of '96 (In Stereo) q 



10:00 10:30 



Mob Stories q 



Homefront (In Stereo) q 



Dateline (In Stereo) q 



People's Choice Awards (In Stereo Live) g 



People's Choice Awards (In Stereo Live) g 



Key West "Gimme Shelter 



Movie: »»'/2 "Woman With a Past" (1992) Pamela Reed 



Mama 



Mama 



Dateline (In Stereo) q 



Movie: ' 'Greysrofce: The Legend of Tarzan. Lord of the Apes ( 1 984) | Movie: » • » h ' Some Like It Hot' ' ( 1 959) Jack Lemmon, 



Up Close 



American Gladiators 



Sportscenter [College Basketball: Mid-Continent Conf. Champ 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



*** 



Underdog 



Anything 



Yogi Bear 



Lolita (1962. Comedy-Drama) James Mason 



Movie: ** A Time of Destiny" (1988) Timothy Hutton. 



Anything 



Arcade [Hey Dude (R) 



Jane Pratt 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Movie: **'/2 "The Ratings Game (1984) 



Crazy Kids 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



IBullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



Movie: ** "Dolly Dearest (1992) R 



N ewsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Married.. 



News g 



Golden Girls [Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Forever Knight (In Stereo) 



Edition 



| For. Knight 



Hunter The Legacy 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Movie: *»»Vz "The Beast (1988) R 



Murder, She Wrote g | Boxing Larry Holmes vs. Rocky Pepeli (Live) 



College Basketball: Northeast Conf. Championship [Sp ort scenter 



Movie: **'/2 "Sharkys Machine (1981) Burt Reynolds 



"Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man 



Get Smart | Superman 



L.A. Law 



Splatoon 



M.T. Moore 



Boxing 



Van Dyke 



| MacGyver (In Stereo) g 



Movie: »»'/2 "The Star Chamber (1983, Drama) R 



Movie: «»'/2 "One False Move (1991) Bill Paxton R 



Dragnet 



A. Hitchcock 



Movie: »»• "Picking Up the Pieces (1985, Drama) 



Lucy Show ] F-Troop 



Thirtysomething Control 



Hitchhiker 



Woman 



'Untouch 



Get Smart 



Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING MARCH 10. 1993 



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Design. W. Cheers g 



Cur. Affair Edition 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Goof Troop 



People Ct. 



Tom-Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



(330) Movie: »» ' Loverboy 



Newsq 



Cheers g 



Design. W. 



5:30 



Life Stories 



Newsq 



News 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Murphy B. 



31 



Tiny Toon [Batman q 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



Movie: »»'/2 "Cocoon: The Return (1988) Don Ameche 



Newsq 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Newsq 



Wonder Yrs. 



NBC News 



Final Four 



Ten of Us 



(3:00) Movie: 



Dream Lg. 



Two Dads 



( 1 989) | Conquest of the Planet of the Apes PG" 7 



Motorcycle Racing 



Swamp | Cartoon Exp. 



Movie: **Vi "The Addams Family (1991) 



(3 30) Movie: "The Defiant Ones (1958) q 



Underdog [Yogi Bear 



3 00) Movie: ««» Daddy 



Arcade 



Movie: ** 



Inside PGA [Up Close 



American Gladiators 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Golden Girls 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! q 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



You Bet-Life 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Movie: »»» Tne Mambo Kings (1992, Drama) R q 



Wonder Y. [Doogie H. 



Unsolved Mysteries q 



How'd They Do That? q 
How'd They Do THM? q 



Beverly Hills, 90210 (R) q 



Unsolved Mysteries q 



Movie: **K "Paper Lion (1968. Comedy) Alan Alda G 



Home Imp | Coach q 



Homicide: Life 



Billy Graham Crusade q 



Images and Realities 



Melrose Place (In Stereo) q 



Homicide: Life 



10:00 



Crypt Tales 



10:30 



Dream On q 



Sirens "P.M. Turn" q 



Law t Order (In Stereo) q 



48 Hours Mardi Gras q 



48 Hours Matdt Gras q 



Mama 



Mama 



Law & Order (In Stereo) q 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



Movie: *** "Final Analysis " (1992) R q 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Married.. 



Newsq 



Movie: »**'/2 "The Magnificent Seven (1960. Western) Yul Brynner 



Sportscenter | College Basketball: Patriot League Championship (Live) [College Basketball: North Atlantic Conf Championship 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Movie: »*'/2 "An American Summer" (1990) PG-13 



Jane Pratt 



Hey Dude (R) 



Driving Me Crazy" (1991) PG 



What You Do [Crazy Kids 



Supermarket [Shop-Drop 



Murder, She Wrote g 



Movie: **'/2 "Into the Sun' 



Movie: *+* "The Dream Team (1989) Michael Keaton 



1992) Anthony Michael Hall IMovie: "The Lingumi Incident" (1992) R [ History-World 



Looney 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Get Smart [Superman 



L.A. Law 



"Pump It Up 



Movie: »* Drive Like Lightning (1992) Steven Bauer. [MacGyver (In Stereo) g 



Golden Girls [Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Dangerous Curves 



Edition 



I Curves 



Hunter "Hard Contract 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Movie: Author! Author 1 



Sportscenter 



Bowling 



Hitchhiker 



Movie: "Hangin With the Homeboys R 



M.T. Moore [Van Dyke | Dragnet 



Movie: »»• "Homicide (1991. Drama) R 



A. Hitchcock 



Movie: "Majority Rule (1992, Drama) Blair Brown. 



Lucy Show i F-Troop 



Thirtysomething 



Joy: Two 



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The Clarion Call - 3-4-93- Page 9 










Over there, in Tippin, the yanks are coming 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



That's right the yanks are 
coming, just like the song said, 
but this time it's not to lead 
thousands of young men 
carrying guns off to war. No, 
this time it's for four men loaded 
with instruments aiming to 
entertain at Clarion University. 

Just in case you haven't heard 
and have no clue what I'm 
talking about, UAB has 
announced its spring concert for 
1993. 

Scheduled to perform on April 
1, and join the ranks of such 
elites as C&C Music Factory, 
Slaughter, Joan Jett, Richard 
Marx and countless others is 
Damn Yankees and Jackyl. 

Damn Yankees entered the 
rock scene in 1990 with their 
debut self titled album that sold 
two million copies and contained 
the #3 Billboard hit, "High 
Enough." After a 15 month tour 
of the continent, they are back 
with their^second album entitled 
"Don't Tread," and yes, another 
tour. 

The band consists of Ted 
Nugent (who by the way is a 
former local with relative in 
Clarion) on guitar, Jack Blades 
on bass, Tommy Shaw on guitar 



and Michael Cartellone on 
drums. Blades was formerly a 
member of Night Ranger and 
Tommy Shaw saw fame with 
Styx. Add that to Nugent's solo 
career and you have an 
extremely experienced band. 

The songs they will be singing 
include songs off of both 
albums. "Don't tread on me," 
"Coming of Age," "High 
Enough,""This Side of Hell," 
"Firefly," "Uprising" and "Where 
you goin' now" are just a few of 
the hits to be included. 

Publicity for the band has 
come pretty easy. They have 
become the all-American band 
that the name of the group would 
have you to expect. In 1991 
during the Persian Gulf War, 
they had an eight foot tall 
wooden Saddam Hussein. 
During the playing of the Star 
Spangled Banner they used to 
shoot it with a bow and arrow to 
the crowds chants of "USA!" 

They quickly became the 
favorite band of the troops in the 
Persian Gulf. 

In April of 1991 the group was 
asked to perform a benefit 
homecoming concert for 10,000 
returning troops in Norfolk, 
Virginia. When the statue of 
Hussein popped up the soldiers 



loudly disapproved, but when 
Nugent hit it square in the heart 
with an arrow the crowd went 
nuts. "We were firecely proud 
and deeply honored to perform 
for the men and women who 
risked it all," said the entire 
group. 

Last year the group made the 
Barcelona Gold album for the 
Olympic and the song "Don't 
Tread On Me" became a 
representation of the American 
spirit for olympians. 

"With the Damn Yankees, you 
get these great melodies, with 
our chainsaw spin on it," said 
Shaw. 

All Damn Yankees' songs are 
written by members of the 
group. "I've never been 
comfortable working with a 
creator whose psyche I can't 
penetrate," said Nugent. "The 
best rock & roll has to come 
from your own gut, soul... and 
your private parts," he added. 

Clarion will get to witness 
their brand of music described 
by Tommy Shaw as, "Great 
melodies, with our chainsaw spin 
on it." 

And who else would fit better 
in this concert than Jackyl who's 
Lumberjack Song actually 
contains a chainsaw in it. 




Public Affairs photo 
Jackyl will open for Damn Yankees on the April 1 show. The band consists of (L-R) Tom 
Bettini, JeffWorley, Jesse James Dupree, Chris Worley and Jimmy Stiff. 



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Public Affairs photo 
Damn Yankees is (L-R) Jack Blades, Michael Cartellone, 
Ted Nugent and Tommy Shaw. 



Jackyl will open for Damn 
Yankees on April 1. The band, 
from Atlanta, has just released 
their first album, which took 
them only a month to complete. 
This album contains "I Stand 
Alone" and "Lumberjack Song." 

The band consists of Jesse 
Dupree, Jeff Worley, Jimmy 
Stiff, Chris Worley and Tom 
Bettini. 

"It's a real rock and roll 
album..." said Kalodner. The 
bands influences range from 
Jimmy Cagney to Gene 
Simmons to Elvis. "Everybody 
in this band is a product of 
different things," said Dupree. 

The band believes the album is 
good, but insists that live is 
where they really kick. "We're a 
band that has to be playing all 
the time." 

The band believes that in order 
to enjoy their album you must 
have a sense of humor. Their 
show is described as "never say 
die enthusiam combined with an 
ear-splitting volume and songs 



galore. 

The entire concert is oeing 
sponsored by UAB. Sharon 
Illig, concert committee 
chairperson, has been working 
on this concert for a long time. 
She actually booked the group in 
January. "I feel good about this 
concert and hope everyone 
enjoys it and is entertained," she 
said. 

The two bands are currently 
touring the eastern United States 
and will move out west. During 
the summer the two groups will 
be joined by Poison and L.S.D 
for a major U.S. tour. 

Tickets for the concert went on 
sale for the show on March 1. 
Prices are S8.00 with valid ID 
and $12 for public admission. 

There are about 2000 tickets 
total being sold, but Illig warns 
that they are going quick. 
The concert will begin at 8p.m 
on April 1 . 

So, instead of buying a war 
bond, buy a ticket and support 
those yanks once again 



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Gamma Theta Kappa, one with nature Kvak and Miller sharing the college experience 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing I'.ditar 



To experience outdoor activity, 
:i new organization has been 
recognized on the university . If 
you love the great outdoors the 
Recreational Outdoors Club will 
get you back to nature. 

Marty Sas is president with 
Brian Bradshaw as advisor. The 
membership consists of both 
men and women. 

There are presently 17 
members with 16 new members. 
The organization has (ireek 
letters, ( iammn Theta Kappa. 

There are requirements to 
become a member. A person 
must attend reciprocal interviews 
and attend the instructional 



elasses. Dues cost $35 a 
semester. The group did request 
some funds from the university 
lor expenses. 

Since the organization is lor 
outdcwir activities, they do alot ol 
repelling, land navigation, rope 
bridging and camping. Mast 
activities include going to 
Pittsburgh for paint gun wars. 
Also the group had a chance to 
learn gun salety techniques. 

'Ihe group went to a shooting 
range in Clarion. An ex-military 
light weapons and demolitions 
expert instructed Ihe group on 
how to shoot a gun. 

I "here were various types and 
sizes used lor the 
demonstrations. 'I "he group could 



CARLSON LIBRARY: 

CHECK IT OUT! 



by Korin Kosenkrans 
Contributing Writer 



March is Women's History 
Month, and Carlson Library has 
plenty of material on Women's 
history, liven before the new 
women's studies minor was 
offered, an impressive women's 
studies collection was built 
because of interest in the subject. 
Now the library and the new 
Women's Studies Center arc 
working together to make that 
collection even better. 

As a supplement to the 
library's collection, the Women's 
Studies Center, which opened in 
January, has a small book 
collection of its own created by 
donations and welcomes you to 
come in and take a look. The 
center also provides interested 
people with information about 
what is available through 
Carlson and is building a 
collection of papers and 
bibliographies on women's 
issues. The Center also plans on 
offering films, study groups and 
book discussions. If you have 
any questions or suggestions 
stop by Harvey Hall or call 226- 
2720. 

Most of die Carlson books on 
women's history are located in 
section IIQ 1 2(H)- 1 4(X). Janice 
Horn, technical service librarian 
and contact for the woman's 
studies program, along with 
other librarians. has 
recommended a number of 
books for anyone interested in 
this subject. Among them are: 
"Revolution from Within" by 
Gloria Steinem. "Woman. 
Mentors and Success" by Joan 



Jeruchim and Pat Shapiro, "And 
Still I Rise" by Maya Angelou, 
"Invisible Lives: the Truth about 
Millions of Women Loving 
Women", "Counter Colonization: 
Native American Women and 
Great Lakes Missions, 1630- 
1900", "Women's Folklore, 
Women's Culture, Modern 
Chinese Women Writers", 
"Black Women Writing 
Autobiography" by Joanne M. 
Braxton and "A Women Alone: 
Autobiographical Writings" by 
Bessie Head. 

The library also has a number 
of related periodicals, including: 
"Hxeculive Female", "Frontiers: 
a journal of Women's Studies", 
"Graduate Woman", "Women at 
Work" and "Ms." 

Check Geac or ask at the 
Women's Studies Center for 
information on other relevant 

material. 

-Article Compiled by: 
.Cheryl Bower 



APARTMENT 

Available for 
93-94 

Summer Fall Spring 

790.00/Semester 
Includes Utilities! 

Greenville Ave. 

across from the 

Science Building 

Call 782-6485 



then volunteer to shoot a gun 

All activities are instructed by 
professionals, but members do 
not have to interact with the 
activities. Members are insured 
under their own insurance policy 
or their parents. 

Jay Campbell, an active 
member in the organization, is a 
trained artillery and cannon crew 
member and a forward observer 
who served in the army. 
Campbell said that everything is 
sale because he is the guinea pig. 
He said, "I'm a pretty big guy, 
and I was the first one to go over 
the river, and if it was going to 
break, it would have with me on 
it. 

"Fveryone dealing with the 
equipment are safety qualified 
people." 

The group would like to go 
white water rafting in the future 
and continue the events at more 
frequent intervals. Campbell 
hopes the organization will 
expand and people who enjoy 
the outdoors will join the fun and 
challenge. 




Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
The members of the Outdoors Club are (Back L-R) Dan 
O'Brien, Jay Campbell, Tom Pokrifka, Joe Cassarino, Scott 
Manbeck, Jeff Stauffer and Brian Frank. (FrontL-R) John 
Oleksak, Tina Betz, Traci Soules and Martin Sas. 



The founding members of 
Gamma Theta Kappa are Jay 
Campbell, Tom Pokrifka and 
Marty Sas. So, if you want to 



get out and enjoy the great out 
doors, then look up the 
Recreational Outdoors Club. 



University Apartments 

Affordable Student Housing v 

Now Renting for Summer, Fall and Spring 

Located Abry US %. 322 Adjacent to Campus 

University Apartments offers an atmosphere conducive to higher education as well as an opportunity for 
independant living. 'Each unit is a self-contained efficiency apartment equipped with kitchen appliances, 
furniture and bathroom. 'We offer a full-time resident manager to supervise the buildings. 

Comparing our rental rales with campus housing and other off-campus housing, one urill find them substantially 
belmif market rent for the area. All utilities (except telephone) are iticludedin the rent. Installation and hookup 
of utilities alone would cx>st an additional f7S at other places. Add this to your monthly bills, (say an average of 
ilOO/month for 4 students), and rent for the semester. Compare and save with University Apartments. 

Tlease cxmtact IJniversity Apartments for further information and/or an appointment to aamine our facilities: 
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Kates: Current dormitory rates are $805 per semester plr student for two-person square room with no kjtdien, 
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The Clarion Call - 3-4-93- Page 11 



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by Ann Fontana 
Contributing Writer 



People are always saying, "The 
friends you make in college are 
the true friends you'll 
remember." Nothing has proven 
more true for best friends Mike 
Miller and Joe Kvak. They met 
the second or third week of their 
freshman year on the third fkx)r 
Wilkinson Hall. 

It was during this first semester 
that both realized what they had 
in common: their major and 
love for sports. The biggest 
differenee appeared when Mike 
decided to pledge Phi Sigma 
Kappa fraternity. Joe came very 
close to pledging, but fell his 
money situation was too tight at 
the time. Mike says that his 
involvement with the fraternity 
was one of the greatest 
experiences of his life. Despite 
the fraternity "barrier", Joe and 
Mike became active in the 
communication media and were 
seldom seen apart. In fact, Mike 
said, "People will come up to me 
and say, 'where's Joe' all the 
time." 

Their first team effort started 
during their sophomore year 
when they read sports scores and 
gave commentaries during half- 
time of the football and 
basketball games. This was only 
a 10-15 minute segment until 
their junior year when they 
hosted "Sunday Night Sports 
Wrap-Up", a one hour show 
which highlighted the past 



week's sports and gave previews 
of upcoming events. This wrap- 
up continued their senior year, in 
addition to Joe and Mike's own 
radio show Tuesday mornings 
from 6 to 9 a.m. Anybody who 
listened to this show knew these 
two guys "didn't believe in 
formats, statistics or astroturf." 
However, their mixture of rock 
and roll and commentary went 
well. Both can remember a 
woman calling the station from 
Interstate 80 complimenting how 
well the two worked together. 
For their last two years, Mike 
and Joe also did live radio 
broadcasting for basketball and 
football. 

Radio wasn't enough though. 
Both Mike and Joe decided to 
get experience in television as 
well. "We paid our dues in the 
beginning but eventually moved 
up." During the fall semester of 
their junior year, much of their 
time was spent broadcasting high 
school football games. At the 
same time, Joe, Mike and 
another friend, Domenick 
Payton, were producing 
"University Insight," a short 
informational piece between 
shows. Their last TV show 
produced was "Campus 
Tonight." Mike played host, 
while Joe took charge of all the 
other details. A great help to the 
show was musician Dan Coyle 
who eventually became a Co- 
host. Mike and Joe are both 
thankful for their family and 
friends, but mentioned 




Scott Dillon/Clarion Call 
Joe Kvak (left) and Mike Miller share two things in 
common, their love of sports and their major. 



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Domenick and Dan as being very 
influential. 

Joe and Mike decided they 
couldn't forget the Call. During 
their junior year, they wrote a 
weekly sports column which 
previewed the college football 
conferences. 

Their four years of college 
were finished last May, but guess 
what? They are back now, here 
at Clarion, attending graduate 
school together. The idea came 
to mind one night while studying 
for a Communication Law test, 
and their applications were in by 
the end of the week. Attending 
graduate school was contingent 
upon an assistantship, and both 
were fortunate to receive one. 
Mike is a graduate assistant in 
Campbell Hall, and Joe is the 
Assistant Sports Information 
Director for varsity sports on 
campus. 

When asked about their years 
of friendship, they said, "We've 
helped each other through a lot. 
We've had good times and rough 
times, but that's what friendship 
is." Or as Joe put it, "It's been 
one hell of a ride." 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



Steel Magnolias 

-A play by Robert Harling- 
Performed by: Big League Theatricals 
Where: Cranberry Junior-Senior High School 
When: March 8, 1993 at 8:00 p.m. 
Sponsored by : Campus Activities Board of Venango 
Cost: $2.00 CUP students w/ valid ID $5.00 Faculty 



College Park Apartments 

Now signing for Fall 1993 and 

Spring 1994 semesters 

utilities included, furnished 



call 226-7092 



-In January, Israel's national 
telephone company initiated a 
fax service that transmits 
messages to God via the Wailing 
Wall in Jerusalem. And in May, 
the Roman Catholic church will 
unveil a high-tech confessional 
at a trade show in Vincenza, 
Italy, that will accept confessions 
by fax. And in December, a sect 
of Orthodox Jews in Brooklyn, 
New York, began selling its 
members special beepers so they 
would know instantly when the 
Messiah arrives on Earth. 

-Laguna Beach, California, 
Traffic Commissioner Matt 
Flynn dismissed a man's 
speeding ticket in October, 
giving as his reason the fact that 
the arresting officer's- motorcycle 
was painted blue and white, thus 
violating a state law that requires 
police vehicles to be either black 
and white or just white. 

-In December, convicted 
burglar Mark Fast, who is 
serving 12 years in prison in 
Indiana, won a $12,250 lawsuit 



against the homeowner/victim, 
Mahlon Rieke II. Rieke shot 
Fast with a shotgun as he was 
fleeing. Fast claimed the injury 
made it difficult for him to sleep 
or sit down. 

-News anchors Tsitsi Vera and 
Noreen Welch were suspended 
for three months in Harare by the 
government-run Zimbabwe 
Broadcasting Co. in December 
while reporting the story of a 
woman whose newborn baby fell 
through the toilet of a train onto 
the track below. 

-In San Diego, Mark Howard 
Larsen, 31, was ordered to trial 
in the October theft and burning 
of the 5,000 Barbie doll 
collection of Glen Offield. And 
in Sandusky, Ohio, an eight- 
month-long series of Barbie 
vandalisms in three department 
stores continued in January 
without an arrest. More than two 
dozen Barbies in each store had 
been slashed in their private 
parts. 

-Cleveland, Ohio, police 
captured a young man on 



December 31 who they say car 
jacked a van at gunpoint from 
Clinton Clark, who had been 
sitting in it. Clark immediately 
and excitedly reported the theft 
to police. After recovering the 
van and checking the vehicle 
identification, police also 
arrested Clark and charged him 
with having stolen the van in the 
first place from a neighborhood 
support center. 

-Bernard Hale, candidate for 
treasurer of Cannon Township in 
Michigan, was arrested in July 
when his car was stopped at 5 
a.m. and found to contain 31 
political yard signs, most of 
them for his opponents. He said 
he was just trying to clean up the 
neighborhood. 

-Althea Garrison, 52, a black 
female republican, was elected to 
the Massachusetts Legislature. 
Before 1976, according to 
records obtained by the Boston 
Herald, Garrison was a man. 
known as Al Garson. 

-(C) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



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potatoes, extra bread and a little lamb. 



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Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 3-4-93 

Tip toe 1 the night away with the Pittsburgh Ballet 



by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 



Do you consider watching the 
Simpsons a highly cultural 
activity? Those of you who do 
should consider expanding your 
cultural horizons a bit and check 
out the upcoming performance 
of the Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre 
on March 25 at Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium. If you are already 
culturally enlightened, you will 
definitely enjoy the opportunity 
to see the performance for free 
(If you are a CUP student with 
valid ID). 

As Artistic Director, Patricia 
Wilde has led the Pittsburgh 
Ballet Theatre to local and 
national triumph. She has been 
called one of America's 
foremost classical ballerina's and 
was a principal dancer for the 
New York City Ballet for 15 
years before joining the 
Pittsburgh Ballet. Wilde danced 
every major role in the New 
York City Ballet's repertoire and 
has made eight international 
tours with the company, dancing 
in such legendary theatres as the 
Bolshoi, the Kirov, La Scala and 
the Paris Opera. Wilde worked 
with many international stars 
including Baryshnikov and 
Makarova during her twelve 
years as Ballet mistress and 




Public Affairs photo 

The Pittsburgh Ballet will be coming into Clarion on March 25 at Marwick-Boyd. Come see 
all the gracefulness and splendor of ballet for free if you are a student with valid ID. 



coach for the American Ballet 
Theatre. Since Wilde's 
appointment as Artistic Director 
of the Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre, 
the theatre has reached a position 
of being one of the major ballet 
companies in the United States 
with an exciting repertoire 
stressing high caliber 
performance. 

The Pittsburgh Ballet Theatre 
also offers a remarkable program 
in conjunction with Schenley 
High School in Pittsburgh which 
enables exceptionally talented 
students to pursue intensive 
dance training while receiving a 
high school education. This 
program has an enrollment of 
over 300 students from around 
the world. The PBT School also 
offers dance training for children 
and adults in a variety of areas. 

The March 25 performance 
will include the performances 
entitled "Concerto Barocco," 
"Return to the Strange Land," 
and "Great Galloping 
Gottschalk." Tickets are 
available at the information desk 
in Gemmell and are $8 for 
adults, $4 for children and free to 
CUP students with valid ID. 
Everyone must have a ticket to 
attend. Tickets will be available 
at the door only if not previously 
sold out. 



Concert Band performed 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



"People missed the chance to 
hear the accomplished sound of 
our symphonic band. I really 
enjoyed it," said student Renee 
Baum, when asked about the 
band concert held this past 
Sunday. 

Approximately 100 people 
attended the concert, which was 
performed in Marwick Boyd 
Auditorium. 

The Symphonic Band opened 
the concert with "Eternal Father" 
and "Strong to Save." The band 
then performed numbers entitled 
"Fanfare," "March and 
Celebration," "Beowulf," 



"Chesford Overture" and 
"Havendance." After a ten 
minute intermission, the wind 
ensemble played "Chester 
Overture" and "Sinfonians 
March." The rest of the band 
then returned to play "II Re 
Pastore," "Avantia" and "Hosts 
of Freedom." The concert was 
concluded with highlights from 
the musical "Pippin." 

The Symphonic Band is 
composed of sixty-one members. 
The difference between this type 
of band and others is the 
instrumentation. There are more 
woodwinds than brass 
instruments, along with more 
percussion instruments, such as 



the chimes and timpani. The 
band is conducted by Susan D. 
Creasap and assistant Lawrence 
J. Wells. 

The Symphonic Band will be 
going on their Spring Tour 
March 28-30. This tour will 
include performances at high 
schools west of Pittsburgh. 

The Symphonic Bands next 
home performance will be the 
president's concert on April 18. 



POetS Corner by Beth HHdebrand 

I ache to create. 

I ache to give something existance 

which has previously known darkness. 
I want to express, 

to give light and meaning and crystallization to 

small pods of idea, tiny beads of color that are 

mine alone. 
A channel, a medium, a screen, a listener. 

A creator, too. 

Are these necessary to process a creation? 
What is it inside of me that is pushing for escape? 
Is it voice, or feeling, or my philosophy, 

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t 'Boro second after two straight losses 

CUP captures third straight PSAC-West crown 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



» 



The Clarion University 
women's basketball team 
defeated both Slippery Rock and 
IUP last week to earn their third 
straight PSAC-West 

championship and another trip to 
the PSAC "Final Four." 

The Golden Eagles edged IUP, 
75-73, last Saturday, Feb. 27 to 
close the season with a first 
place conference record of 11-1, 
two games ahead of second place 
Edinboro. 

Clarion clinched the 
conference title in their usual 
fashion, by coming from behind. 
IUP jumped out to a quick 41-26 
halftime advantage, keyed by 
two runs that saw the Indians 
score the first seven points and 
the last six points of the half. 

But CUP slowly launched its 
way back into the contest to start 
the second half and Amy Coon 

1 knocked down a three-pointer to 
close the IUP lead to eight with 
about eight minutes remaining in 
the contest. 

IUP jumped back out to a ten 
point lead, 66-56, before Clarion 
finally made its move, scoring 
the next eight points and closing 

% the lead to two, with just over six 
minutes to play. 

The Eagles took the lead for 
the first time at 3:02 to play on a 
Shannon Coakley layup, putting 
CUP up 69-68. Coakley then 
added a trifecta that gave Clarion 
a four point advantage. 

IUP would never regain the 

* lead as Clarion's defense 
preserved the two-point victory. 

Clarion forward Leatha 
Dudeck finished with 11 tallies, 
giving her 1,006 for her career. 

Being overshadowed by 
Dudeck's mark, Carlita Jones lit 
it up from inside the paint, 
scoring a game-high 25 points. 

> She also squeezed 12 rebounds. 
Coakley contributed 15 points 
for the winners. 

The Golden Eagles earned at 
least a tie with Edinboro for first 
place in the conference by 
defeating The Rock, 74-63, on 
Feb. 24. 

Coon scored a team-high 19 
points and surpassed 1,000 
points for her career. Three 




File photo 
Third time a charm?: Clarion's favorite number has been "3" when it comes to that 19'9" 
arc. Can their third straight PSAC playoff berth lead to a greater story than the previous 
two? Players like guard Pam Mountsier (13) now have more experience than they did 
during the two previous journeys and are banking that the "3" will lead to "1 ." 
players on this year's squad have minutes. Jones also aided on the The tournament begins on 

now surpassed the millennium inside with 10 rebounds and four Friday when Clarion plays 



mark for their careers at Clarion 
(the other two being Coakley and 
Dudeck). 

Trailing 15-7, the Golden 
Eagles put together a 17-3 run to 
take a 29-22 lead and held on to 
a 39-32 lead into intermission. 

Another 17-3 run to begin the 
second half pushed the Eagles 
out to a 56-35 cushion with 
14:29 remaining in the contest. 

Slippery Rock would slice the 
Clarion lead all the way down to 
four points but couldn't get any 
closer. 

Turnovers were a factor as 
Clarion yielded only 14 
turnovers to The Rock's 26. 

Mona Gaffney added 16 points 
and four steals in only 22 



steals in 23 minutes. 

Coakley added 1 1 points and 
seven caroms. 

Point guard Melissa Bamette 
had five steals. 

Clarion took things into their 
own hands by winning their last 
two games to clinch the 
conference championship. 
Edinboro fell in their final two 
conference contests, finishing at 
9-3 in the PSAC-West and two 
games behind CUP. 'Boro also 
advances to the playoffs by 
finishing second in the 
conference. 

Both Clarion and Edinboro 
will compete for the 1993 PSAC 
championship this weekend at 
Bloomsburg. 



PSAC-East co-champion 
Millersville at 6 p.m., followed 
by host and PSAC-East co- 
champion Bloomsburg playing 
Edinboro at 8 p.m. The two 
winners will play for the PSAC 
tide at 7:30 p.m. on Saturday. 

"We're really excited about 
making our third straight trip to 
the PSAC final four," said 
Clarion head coach Margaret 
"Gie" Parsons. "This will be an 
exciting weekend for women's 
basketball in the PSAC, 
especially since all four teams 
have a legitimate shot at winning 
the title." 

Clarion finished the season 
with an overall record of 21-5. 
winning 13 of their final 14 



contests. The Golden Eagles 
won the 1991 PSAC tournament. 
Leading Clarion into the PSAC 
"Final Four" will be Jones and 
Gaffney from the center position, 
along with forwards Dudeck and 
Coakley and guards Coon and 
Bamette. 

Jones, the 1992 PSAC "Rookie 
of the Year," is leading the team 
as a sophomore with 16.6 points 
per game, 10.8 rebounds per 
game and has 45 blocked shots. 
She also featured a school record 
43 -point performance early in 
the season versus Mercyhurst. 

Gaffney, only a freshman, is 
second on the team averaging 
13.3 points per game and third 
on the team with 6.8 boards a 
game. She featured 24 rebounds 
in a game against Wesuninster. 

Coakley has improved her 
game all-around, registering as a 
team leader in points per game, 
steals, assists and rebounds. 
Coakley is now CUP's all-time 
leading scorer with 1,246 career 
points. 

Dudeck is averaging 9.9 points 
per game and has 194 caroms for 
the year. She also leads the team 
with 68 steals. Dudeck is second 
in career steals and second in 
career rebounding. 

Coon also averaged 9.9 
markers a contest, while leading 
the team in three-pointers with 
66. 

Bamette vastly improved at the 
point and averaged 5.4 points per 
game to go along with her 90 
assists and 52 steals. She is 
lightening quick in leading the 
fast break and can board well for 
a guard. 

Mountsier, Susanne Adams, 
Amy Migyanka and Julie 
Yanssens have provided 
invaluable bench support. 

Parsons has a Clarion career 
record entering the PSAC's of 
78-35. 

The last three PSAC 
champions (Bloomsburg, Clarion 
and Edinboro) are represented in 
the 1993 playoffs. 

The NCAA Div. II East 
Regional playoffs will be 
scheduled on March 12 and 13 at 
a site to be determined. 

The NCAA Div. II qualifiers 
will be announced on March 7. 



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Late seaso n slump bounces CUP from playoff picture 



by lien Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

When Clarion center Steve 
Branch stepped in front of IUP*s 
Yancey Taylor to draw a game 
savins charge, the Golden Eagles 
had secured their fourth win in 
their first six games. The win 
had placed the Eagles in a 
second place tie with HIP, and a 
first place meeting with 
California waited in the wings. 
Half the season remained, and 
the light of a playoff berth began 
to sparkle in the distance. 

Nobody could have expected 
that the season finale at HIP 
would mean absolutely nothing 
to the Eagles. Clarion managed 
only one more victory the rest of 
the way, and a heartbreaking 
overtime loss at Slippery Rock 
made the finale at Indiana 
nothing more than a formality. 

A tough overtime loss to 
Shippcnsburg forced the Eagles 
into a must win situation as they 
battled last place Slippery Rock. 
A Clarion win coupled with a 
Shipp loss would set up a battle 
with IUP for the final playoff 
spot. The Rockets shot out to a 
34-28 halftime lead, but watched 
the Eagles soar back in the last 
minute of play, to slice the lead 
to two, 71-69. 
With two seconds remaining, 



Kwame Morton rebounded an 
errant Eagle shot, and Clarion 
was headed into overtime for the 
second straight game. It would 
turn out to be a big night for the 
man from Brooklyn. 

Morton finished the night with 
24 points to break the single 
season scoring record previously 
held by Joe Malis with 628 total 
points. He also moved into 
second place on the Golden 
Eagles all-time scoring list with 
1,671 points surpassing Alvin 
Gibson. Morton, only a junior, 
needs just 314 points next year 
to exceed Reggie Wells as 
Clarion's all-time greatest scorer. 
Wells' illustrious 2,011 point 
career lasted from 1975-79. 

Golden Eagles' point guard 
Dave Wojciechowski placed his 
lengthy name in Clarion folklore 
as he unselfishly distributed five 
assists to lift his record-setting 
season total to 171. The crafty 
junior from Euclid, Ohio 
"passed" Terry Johnson's mark 
of 169 partitions in the 1979-80 
campaign. 

While Kwame and Wojo were 
attaining individual immortality, 
the Rockets were quietly erasing 
any playoff aspirations the 
Eagles once'possessed. 

The Rock's 16 point overtime 
excursion proved to be too great 



for Clarion to overcome, and the 
Eagles playoff chances had sadly 
become extinct. Morton's 24 
point performance led the way 
for the blue and gold, while 
Branch and Brian Paige aided 
with 18 and 15 points, 
respectively. Senior Mark 
McCarthy ended a fine career by 
swiping 12 boards in his swan 
song, while Branch added eight 
extractions. 

The long bus ride home stirred 
up thoughts of what might have 
been. A few breaks here, a few 
overtime wins there, and the 
Golden Eagles would be 
spending spring break in the 
playoffs. Instead, the metallic 
whippoorwills must stomach a 5- 
7 conference record, and mature 
from the lessons they learned in 
1993. 

In a less dramatic meeting than 
originally expected, Clarion 
travelled to IUP to face the 
second place Indians. Indiana 
had a playoff berth at stake, and 
the Eagles, despite the 
insignificance toward their own 
playoff picture, would have 
loved to force their arch-rivals to 
spend spring break with family 
and friends. 

IUP led 43-39 at halftime, and 
increased its spread to double- 
digits with an 11-2 run to start 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Give and ye shall receive- Clarion point guard Dave 
Wojciechowski's unselfish distribution paid back dividends 
as he became CUP's all-time single-season assist leader. 

the second half. The Eagles fifth in their last six conference 



clawed their way back, however, 
and with the help of a three-point 
projectile from Morton and two 
free-throws from the "Iceman" 
Brian Paige, Clarion had diced 
the lead to one, 66-65. That js as 
close as the Eagles would get, 
The .93-79 loss was Clarion's 



contests, and it sent California 
and IUP to represent the PSAC- 
West in the playoffs. 

Morton scored a game-high 27, 
while Paige and Branch tallied 
19 and 14, respectively. The 
Eagles finished the year with an 
overall record of 17-9. 



Clarion athletes recognized for academic achievement 



CLARION- Fifty students 
representing all varsity sports at 
Clarion University were recently 
honored at an "Academic Honors 
Award Luncheon" at Chandler 
Dining Hall. 

The student-athletes received a 
certificate if they have a 
cumulative 3.2 grade point 
average (GPA) or have attained a 
3.2 during each of the two 
previous semesters. Each of 
these students invited a professor 
or other campus affiliated person 
who influenced their academic 
achievement to be their guest at 
the ceremony. They were not 
allowed to invite their own 
coaches. 

Addressing the student- 
athletes, Clarion University 



President Diane Reinhard said, 
"To be both a student and an 
athlete is an extra special quality 
that you bring to Clarion. I also 
like to hear your comments 
about your guests. Their 
recognition is an indication of 
the efforts of the faculty, staff 
and community, both in and out 
of the classroom." 

Athletic director Bob Carlson 
noted that these students have to 
make an additional effort 
because they spend 20 hours per 
week (the NCAA maximum) in 
practice besides playing in the 
games and participating in other 
activities. 

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the master of ceremonies and 
introduced the student-athletes: 
Baseball- Ryan Bauer, Pat 
Berzonski, John-Paul DeChellis, 
Marc Grommes, Jason Hindman, 
Robert Hooks, Martin Valentic 
and Christopher Zerbe 
Football- Ryan Alleman, 
Scott Lawry, Tom Lumadue, 
John Smith and Mark Wallet 
Golf- Brian Fiscus and Tom 
Kelgren 

Softball- Danene Brown, 
Lesley Croston, Kelly Haugh, 
Janine Hayward, Jody Rhoades, 
Kami Rickert and Mary Beth 
Kasenchak 

Swimming- Denise Butterweck, 
Robert Janeski, Lisa Kaylor, 
Stephanie Kissell, Radovan 
Lorenc, Dina Maylor, Robert 
Reda and Scott Rosenbaum 
Tennis- Jennifer Keil and Shara 
Wolkomir 

Track- Holly Garlitz and Maria 
Pavelek 

Track/Cross Country- Lynn 
Baluh, Joseph Bessetti, Brenda 
Bindas, Anthony Carr, Chantal 
Cramer, Ronald Graham, Lisa 
Griffo, Cynthia Hippensteel, 
Mark Kinch, Gary Tshudy, Rene 
Vollmer and Nicole Yahres 



Volleyball- Meghan Kelly 
and Suzanne Sheldon 
Wrestling- Daniel Payne and 



Keith Sirois 

-Information courtesy of 
Public Affairs 




Public Affairs photo 
Student athletes recognized: The male and female athletes 
attending the luncheon and having the highest QPA are 
shown in the photo. From left are: Baseball player Martin 
Valentic, CUP President Diane L. Reinhard, swimmer 
Stephanie Kissell and her guest Dr. Pierre Fortis. 



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The Clarion Call - 3-4-93 - Page 17 

CUP wrestlers to travel to Lock Haven for EWL's 



Clarion's NCAA Division I 
Wrestling team travels to Lock 
Haven this weekend to 
participate in the 1 8th Eastern 
Wrestling League 

Championships. 

Held at Lock Haven 
University's Thomas Fieldhouse, 
the quarterfinals are set to begin 
at noon on Saturday, March 6, 
with the semifinals and one 
round of consolation wrestle 
backs taking place at 7 p.m. 
Saturday. The final two rounds 
of consolations begin at noon on 
Sunday, March 7, with the 
championship finals set for 7 
p.m. Tickets for all sessions will 
be available at the door. 

The 1993 EWL 
Championships are guaranteed to 
crown a new team champion this 
year. From 1982 through 1992, 
Penn State won the team title, 
but 1993 will be a different story 
since the number one ranked 
Nittany Lions have moved into 
the Big Ten Conference. In all, 
the 1993 EWL's will crown a 
team and ten individual 
champions. More importantly 
however, a total of 34 wrestlers 
will qualify for the NCAA 
Division I Nationals through this 
tournament. A wrestler mast 
finish in the top three in his 
weight class, or be selected as 
one of four wild cards in order to 
qualify for nationals this year. 

"This will definitely be a 
different tournament without 
Penn State," said Clarion first 
year head coach Jack Davis. "I 
really believe that anyone could 
get hot and win the team title this 
year. It is truly wide open." 

If the tournament were to have 
a pre-favorite, Lock Haven 
would definitely be the pick. 
The Bald Eagles return a total of 
61 points from last year's EWL's 
where Lock Haven finished 
second to Penn State. Lock 
Haven won the PSAC title 
earlier this year scoring 129 team 



points, edging second place 
Edinboro (121), third place 
Bloomsburg (108) and fourth 
place Clarion (103.50) in a very 
tight race. Now, add in talented 
teams from Pitt, West Virginia 
and Cleveland State, and it is 
easy to anticipate one of the 
tightest team races in EWL 
history. 

Clarion, in the midst of a 
reloading season, finished the 
1992-93 season with a dual meet 
record of 9-13-1 and an EWL 
slate of 1-5. The Golden Eagles 
started the year having lost seven 
starters due to graduation, 
including two-time NCAA 
Division I Heavyweight 
Champion Kurt Angle and 118 
pound All-American Erik 
Burnett. The Eagles started the 
year with a young, promising 
lineup and knew that a few 
injuries could hurt their chances 
for a .500 or better season. 
Unfortunately, that's exactly 
what happened. Already thin 
with graduation and with the 
projection of a number of red- 
shirt years, the Eagles wrestled 
without veteran 190-pounder 
Chris Shaw and newcomer 
Shawn Ambrust (167) the entire 
season due to injuries. Veteran 
150-pounder and 1991 national 
qualifier Moss Grays missed 
nearly half the season with a leg 
injury, and co-captain Dan Payne 
missed two weeks with the 
chicken pox. 

Now, as the Golden Eagles 
prepare for EWL's, first year 
coach Jack Davis finally has 
most of his team back together 
for the national qualifying 
tournament. "We're really happy 
that we have most of our lineup 
back for EWL's," said Davis. 
"We talked to all ten of our 
wrestlers about focusing on the 
EWL's and the chance to qualify 
for nationals. We're going to do 
our best to get as many wrestlers 
qualified as possible, and that's 



Zeta Tau Alpha 

would like to welcome their 

Spring 1993 
Pledge Class! 

Jennifer Vavrek Leigh Ann Laffey Cindy White 

Jennifer Fiechuk Angela Saylor Joclyn Thomas 

Nicole Maniccia Maria Scellini M.J. Stromberg 

Tracey Kissling Colleen Hiteshew 







how were approaching this 
tournament. Everything is 
simply a prelude to EWL's and 
nationals, and now is the time to 
hit high gear." 

Clarion will go to EWL's with 
Luke Shocklee (17-8) at 118, 
Kyle Wolfe (8-15) at 126, Nick 
Pendolino (13-11) at 134, Dave 
Thomas (17-9) at 142, Moss 
Grays (9-4) at 150, Paul Antonio 
(10-16) at 158, Joel Gilbert (3-7) 
at 167, Dan Payne (27-5) at 177, 
Chris Shaw (2-2) at 190 and Rob 
Sintobin (16-8) at heavyweight. 

Looking at the individual 
weight classes, at 118, 
Edinboro's Lou Rosselli, ranked 
second in the nation, will be the 
top seed and favorite. Second 
and third place will be up in the 
air. Clarion's Shocklee could 
place. 

The 126-pound weight class is 
wide open with Clarion's Kyle 
Wolfe and a number of others 



having legitimate shots. 

At 134, Cleveland State's Dan 
Carcelli will be the favorite, 
followed closely by Clarion's 
Nick Pendolino and a few others. 
Pendolino qualified for nationals 
at 126 in 1991 when he surprised 
everyone by making it to the 
finals. 

One of the top weight classes 
this year is the 142-pound 
division as it features number 
three ranked and returning 
champion Shannyn Gillespie of 
Lock Haven. Dave Thomas will 
battle here for CUP. 

The 150-pound class is very 
balanced, and pre-tourney 
favorites include Clarion's Moss 
Grays. 

A toss-up exists at 158 as Paul 
Antonio of Clarion and a few 
others have a chance. 

A battle for first should emerge 
at 167. Clarion freshman Joel 
Gilbert could very possibly be a 



pleasant surprise. 

At 177, WVU's Dean 
Morrison and Clarion's Dan 
Payne are expected to battle it 
out for top honors. 

Three closely ranked wrestlers 
will battle it out for the 190- 
pound title. Clarion's Chris 
Shaw, who missed most of the 
year with a leg injury, could 
challenge as well. 

The graduation of Angle at 
heavyweight pushes Cleveland 
Stale's Jeff Scherma into the 
number one slot. Clarion's Rob 
Sintobin will be the two seed. 

In the 17 years of the EWL 
Championships, Clarion won 
one tide in 1980, finished second 
a total of four times, and third a 
total of six times. The NCAA 
Div. I Nationals will be held at 
Iowa State University from 
March 18-20. 

•Information courtesy of 
Sports Information 



Elinsky, Haselrig to join EWL Hall 






LOCK HAVEN- When the 
Eastern Wrestling League 
lines up for the finals of its 
1993 championship 

tournament the evening of 
March 7 in Lock Haven 
University's Thomas 

Fieldhouse, it will also be a 
special occasion for two of the 
league's best-ever wrestlers. 

Former Penn State standout 
Greg Elinsky and former 
Clarion standout Ken Haselrig 
will be inducted that evening 
into the league's "Hall of 
Fame," at ceremonies that 
precede the EWL finals. In 
their competition days, they 
were opponents. But that 
night, they will be inducted as 
teammates of a very select 
group. 

The Hall of Fame was 
created to honor outstanding 



performers and contributors to 
the league's successes. Over the 
years, wrestlers have been the 
mainstay, but the league has also 
honored sports media members, 
coaches and administrators. 

Elinsky is a three-time EWL 
champion and was the first EWL 
wrestler to become a four-time 
All-American. He never lost an 
EWL dual meet bout, compiling 
a career mark of 22-0-1 
competing at 158 and 167 
pounds. 

He won the EWL title at 158 in 
1985 and 1986, then won at 167 
in 1987. 

He was EWL Freshman of the 
Year in 1984, and went on to 
place seventh at 158 pounds in 
the NCAA tournament. He was 
second in the country at 158 in 
1985 and 1986, and third at 167 
in 1987. His career mark at the 



NCAA tournament was 18-5, 
losing four of those bouts to 
national champions. 

Haselrig was a two-time All- 
American for Clarion 
University, placing sixth at 
158 pounds in 1985, before 
taking a year off and reaching 
the finals in 1987, finishing 
second. He won the EWL title 
in that senior year as well, 
posting a 6-0 unbeaten record 
in EWL dual meets. 

His overall league dual meet 
record of 14-3 is outstanding. 

He was just the sixth EWL 
wrestler to finish second at the 
NCAA event. His career 
mark in NCAA competition is 
a solid 9-6, and his scoring 
ranks him among the league's 
best-ever at the nationals. 

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Sports Opinion 

Forget about the past and present, this is the future 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



In the 1950s, the first rocket 
propelled into space, the Korean 
War transpired and Elvis had yet 
to leave the building. 

In sports, the Cleveland 
Indians won their last pennant to 
date and baseball's Giants and 
Dodgers took a new residence 
3,000 miles down the road. 

But all of the above ensued 
comparatively 40 years ago. 
Could anyone dwelling back 
then have ever conjured up that 
four decades later the world 
would be suffering from "Black 
Death II" in the form of AIDS or 
that I would be typing this 
editorial into a personal 
computer. What in the hell was 
a car phone to them? Or Crystal 
Pepsi for that matter. 

Athletes from the '50s would 
never have envisioned steroids, 
million dollar salaries, domes, 
instant replay or the Fedko Zone 
as 1993 commonplace. 

And 40 years from now? 
Picture^ a world in the year 2030. 
Life on other planets? No more 
David Letterman? Flying cars? 
Passing Michael J. Fox on the 
sidewalk every five minutes? 
Yeah, yeah, it's like that. How 
about the sports world? 
Thunderdome hockey? Trillion 
dollar salaries? 

The future is right now. Give 
it up for sports in the 
continuum of days in 2030: 

Shaquille O'Neal will be the 



only 60-year old man who can 
still render a backboard useless. 
In fact, Shaq will have ruptured 
more windows during his career 
than the Magic man had shiny 
rings. 

O'Neal will visit Springfield on 
one occasion and have his 
picture placed beside the likes of 
Wilt Chamberlain, Larry Bird 
and Michael Jordan. He will 
have been the National 
Basketball Association's MVP 
11 times and will have been 
responsible for a new league 
being formed with a 14-foot 
hoop. Unfortunately, for those 
who have been trying to avoid 
The Attack, he is drawn to this 
league being as how goaltending 
isn't restricted. 

After earning 1.25 trillion 
dollars in the final year of his 
NBA contract, The Shaq buys 
Reebok and the state of Florida. 

Earvin "Magic" Johnson will 
be completely healthy as a cure 
for the AIDS virus has been 
found years earlier. Less than 
two weeks after his return to the 
Los Angeles Lakers, in an 
ownership position, 50 new 
Laker girls are surprisingly 
hired. 

In the early year of 1992, Wilt 
Chamberlain claimed to have 
made love to nearly 20,000 
women. By 2030, as an elderly 
an frail looking man, 
Chamberlain writes A View from 
Above II, and in it claims to have 
made love to 15,367 more 
women, stretching his total to 




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A 60-year old Shaq attack?: In 40 years, Shaquille O'Neal 
may have already proven himself to be the greatest 
basketball player ever by breaking records in three 
leagues; the NBA, the Non-gravity and the one with the 14- 
foot hoop. 



nearly 36,000. 

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ESPN will be on all 358 
channels featuring SportsCenter 
24 hours a day. 

International league play in 
every sport. 

The world will come to the 
realization that Chicago Bulls' 
and NBA star Michael Jordan 
is really the second coming of 
Christ. He just wanted to play 
30 to 40 years of hoops before 
Judgement Day. Who else but 
the man himself would hang 
with Bugs Bunny? 

A Deion Sanders rookie 
baseball or football card will be 
worth $3,000,000. One of 
Sanders' old suits will be worth 
about $5. 



Mario Lemieux will be 
President of the United States, 
but will be compared to Frankie 
Roosevelt for being in a 
wheelchair. 

All major sporting events will 
take place in domed stadiums. 
Los Angeles' smog, acid rain and 
the deteriorating ozone layer are 
some 21st Century factors that 
led to the decision. 

Instant replay will have 
returned to the National Football 
League via a giant screen TV. 
The audience will decide the 
outcome of a call through an 
applause meter. 

Due to a change in climatic 
conditions, the Jamaican 
bobsled team will now have 
their own training facilities on 
the island. 

Women will have already 
began to infiltrate professional 
sports like baseball and football. 
Manon Rheume becomes as big 
as Jackie Robinson. 

Baseball is now restricted in 
that the sport can only use 
aluminum and graphite baseball 
bats. There are not enough trees 
left in the world to spare for 
important items such as baseball 
bats. 

Juan Gonzalez now has 
bigger biceps than he had in 
1993. 
Phil Rizzuto will be dead. 

American Gladiators will be 
filmed directly from the White 
House with Powerball being held 
on the front lawn. 

The New Orleans Saints may 
have won a Super Bowl. 

How about a 40-foot long-, 
jump or a two-minute mile? 

Tippin gymnasium will still 
be painted gold, white and blue 
on the inside. 

I will have been married to 
former tennis star Amanda 
Coetzer for 35 years and will be 
living in South Africa watching 
the natives gain some weight. 

The former was not meant to 
be offensive to anyone, it was 
merely the incoherent dreaming 
of one very fatigued Sports 
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Announcements 



Campus Activities Board of Venango 
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To the cast and crew of Pippin! 
Congratulations on a fabulous 
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on Friday one he will always 
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ZTA-Kim W.-Happy belated "21" 
birthday! Love your Sisters. 



ZTA-Tara H.-Happy birthday! Love, 
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'Hiteshewand AngieSaylor. We're so 
glad you're part of us! Love, the 
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full of fun and we're glad you're our 
new sweetheart. Love, the Brothers 
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You're a great little!! Love you, 
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The sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 
wish everyone a safe and enjoyable 
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The Sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 
would like to congratulate and 
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newest sweetheart. We love you!! 
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Spring '93 pledge class of Alpha 
Sigma Alpha: Kim Ebner, Chrissy 
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Tucker. We love you all. 



Happy birthday Robin. Love, your 
Sisters of D Phi E 



To the Brothers of KDR: We hope 
you guys spent your money wisely. 
We'll buy and sell you guys anytime. 
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The Sisters of D Phi E wish everyone 
a fun and safe spring break! 



To the Brothers of Theta Xi: Thought 
the mixer was the highlight of the 
night. Little did I know. Looking 
forward to being your new 
sweetheart. Love, Jeanette 



Theta Xi Brothers: Have a safe and 
wonderful break. See you back! Your 
sweetheart 



To the Sisters of D Phi E: The mixer 
was nifty. We had a groovin time js 
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Sports Commentary 

Underrated success achieved by CUP swim teams 



by Keith Makayenko 
Contributing Writer 



Stamina, hard work and 
endurance are some of the things 
that make Clarion University's 
men's and women's swimming 
teams what they are today. The 
question is, "What are they 
today?" 

Led by 15-vear head coach Bill 
Miller and 12-time NCAA 



Division II AU-American 
swimmer (at Clarion) and 
assistant head coach Mark Van 
Dyke, Clarion's swimming 
program has reached levels 
beyond compare. 

The men's team has currently 
won an underrated 20 of the last 
23 PS AC championships, as well 
as several top five finishes at the 
NCAA Division II national 



championships. One of those 
was last year's best ever finish of 
second place. 

The women's team has won 
every PSAC championship since 
they got their start in 1976 (18 
straight). They also have eight 
national championships tucked 
under their belts. 

What has made any of this 
possible, by either team, has 



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been the' rigorous practice 
schedules these individuals have 
had to hold to. 

The day in the life of a Clarion 
swimmer is comparable to few. 
The majority of the population in 
this country understands the 
effort that one must put forth in 
swimming one lap of a pool, but 
here's an example of what these 
Clarion athletes put themselves 
through from September to 
March: 

The alarm clock rings from 
across the room (it has to be 
there to ensure actually getting 
out of bed due to the exhaustion 
of the previous day). 

Turn off the alarm, it reads, 
"What, 5:30 a.m.?" Oh well, 
nothing new, time for practice. 

Jump into the clothes and head 
for good ol' Tippin, looking 
forward to probably 200 plus 
laps before 7:20 a.m. 

Back into the clothes and up to 
Chandler for breakfast (meal 
plan providing) and then off to 
class. 

Grab lunch if the class 
schedule allows it and then it's 
back to the grind stone. 

It's now 3 p.m. and time for 
weights. Now, I'm not talking, 



"Well, here's a set of ten bench 
presses, now I think I'll take a 
breather." One full hour of 25 
different stations lasting one 
minute and thirty seconds each, 
giving more effort than you can 
muster. Then thirty seconds to 
make it to the next station. 
Finish up, then five minutes to 
get into the suit and onto the 
pool deck. 

It's now around 4 p.m., time 
for afternoon practice. Another 
two hours of now 280 lengths 
plus, and not much time to think 
about anything but finishing on 
interval. 

It's now around 6 p.m. and 
time to make it to dinner, if the 
stomach is still intact enough to 
keep things in order. 

Finally, rest? No, wait, "I'm 
carrying 16 credits." I guess it's 
time for homework, a group 
meeting for class or typing a 
paper that's due tomorrow. 

It's now around midnight, the 
day is just about over. 

Conclusively, there might be 
some time left for personal use. 



The alarm clock rings from 
across the room. . . 



Indoor track results 



Both the men's and 
women's track teams have 
been taking part in indoor 
track invitationals over the 
past two months as a tune-up 
to the regular season. The 
Golden Eagles competed at 
the Robert Morris Invitational 
on Friday, Feb. 26. 

Teams from all over 
competed. Some included 
Clarion, Pitt-Johnstown, 
Duquesne, Buffalo, Carnegie 
Mellon, Wheeling Jesuit, 
Westminster, Youngstown St., 
and host Robert Morris. 

For the men, John Quinn 
placed fourth out of six 
competitors in the men's shot- 
put event. He had a throw of 
43-9, 3.5 feet off of the 
farthest. 

Kurt Berger placed 14th out 
of 21 competitors for Clarion 



in the men's 55-meter dash 
with a time of 7.2 seconds. 
The fastest time recorded was 
6.3 seconds. 

Brenda Ritzko gave the 
women their highest finish on 
the day by placing fifth out of 
15 competitors in the 
women's 55-meter dash event. 
She had a time of 7.8 
seconds, just over a half a 
second off of the leader. 

Lynn Baluh placed in the 
women's triple jump with a 
30-7.5 foot mark. 

The Clarion women's 
4X400-meter relay team 
placed with a time of 5:07.6. 

The women's 4X200-meter 
relay team also placed with a 
time of 2:11.1, just over 20 
seconds off of the pace. 

-by Jon Q. Sitler 





Volume 74, Issue 20 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania March 25, 1993 



III 

This 
Issue 



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News 

President residence 

President's residence on 
hold because the cost to build 
it is too expensive pg. 

Features 

Women's Celebration 

10th annual Women's 
Celebration. Find ou| 
everything that is schedulet 

for this big event .pg.ll 

>orts 

Clarion Baseball 

Golden Eagle baseball team 
goes 4-5 on annual southern 
trip pg.H 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook! 



Thursday: 


Drizzle and 




fog, high 51 


Friday: 


Clouds and 




showers, high 




54 


Saturday: 


Cool and wet, 




high 49 


Sunday: 


Clouds and 




possible sun, 




high 50 


Monday: 


Cool with 




showers, high 




52 


Tuesday: 


Mild, high 54 


Wednesday: Cloudy, high 53 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. 1( 

Features pg. U| 

Entertainment pg. 1< 

Sports pg. 1< 

Classifieds pg. 21 



Clarion projecting $2.7 million 
shortfall for 1993-*94 fiscal year 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-Chie f 

The office of finance and 
administration at Clarion 
University is projecting a $2.7 
million shortfall for fiscal year 
1993J94 which could result in 
cutting personnel costs through 
furloughs. 

President Diane Reinhard met 
with vice presidents and deans 
last week in order to identify the 
problem and process necessary 
to make further budget cuts. The 
university released a statement 
Tuesday saying that "all 
alternatives are being examined 
as part of planning efforts." 

A memo was sent to all 
employees on Friday, March 19 
from Timothy Fogarty, Interim 
Assistant Vice President for 
Human Resources, discussing 
areas where payroll expenditures 
could be cut. Some of the means 
discussed included, ". . .nine 
month appointments as opposed 
to 12 month, three or four day 
work weeks or other forms of 
seasonal employment." 

Interested employees were 
instructed to meet with their 
supervisors for further 
information. Fogarty stressed 
that inquiry ". . .does not 
constitute a commitment" and 
that ". . .no action will be taken 
until final consultation" with 
interested parties. 

Presently, 85 percent of the 
budget is in personnel costs. 
Approximately $43.6 million is 
projected in payroll costs for 
1993-'94. Total revenue is 
projected at $48.1 million and 
total expenses at $50.8 million. 

Both Ron Wilshire, interim 
vice president for university 
advancement, and President 
Reinhard stressed that the 
university is planning for 
potential cuts and that nothing is 
presently set in stone. Operation 
of the university hinges upon 
revenue through state 
appropriation, tuition revenue 
and other sources, which are not 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
President Diane Reinhard briefed Student Senate at their weekly Monday night meeting on 
the university's projection of a $2.7 million shortfall for fiscal year 1993-94. 

yet known for the next fiscal permanent payroll cuts" and Chapel on Tuesday, March 3 I to 

the 



year. 

On Monday night, Dr. Reinhard 
told Student Senate, "We don't 
know about actual revenue or 
what it will cost to run the 
university next year." She 
further stated that although the 
$2.7 million figure is a 
projection, it is "not an 
unrealistic projection." 

The projection is a result of 
ongoing budget planning from 
the office of finance and 
administration and other 
administrators. 

Wilshire said that payroll cuts 
must be considered now rather 
than later because, "contractually 
there are timelines to follow and 
it is necessary to have a plan in 
place." 

According to university 
documents from the Council of 
Trustees meeting last Wednesday 
evening, March 17, divisional 
solutions "must be as a result of 



"solutions involving 
furloughing of positions must be 
identified no later than Friday, 
March 19." Fogarty and Interim 
Vice President for Finance and 
Administration, Wayne Key 
were to receive the identification 
of potential positions to be cut 
on March 19. 

Part of the problem is from 
non-permanent reductions from 
fiscal year 1992-93. "We didn't 
make permanent payroll cuts last 
year," said Wilshire. 

According to the documents, 
representatives of the Chance- 
llor's Office of Labor Relations 
staff are expected to meet with 
Fogarty and Key today and 
tomorrow, Friday, March 26, in 
order to "review furlough 
plans. . .to assure conformance 
with appropriate collective 
bargaining agreements." 

President Reinhard has 
planned three meetings in Hart 



discuss with employees what 
will happen in the future. These 
times are 7:30 a.m. and 3:30 and 
5:30 p.m. The meetings are 
open to the public. 

Dr. Robert Balough, president 
of the local Association of 
Pennsylvania State College and 
University Faculties (APSCUF) 
chapter, was told that projections 
for the reduction of full time 
faculty equivalents (FTE) could 
go as high as 20 or more. This 
means not filling already empty 
positions, retirement and 
furloughs. "It's hard to tell what 
the impact will be and how this 
will affect the educational 
process," said Balough. 

The university will know more 
about what actual cuts need to be 
made in June when the state 
appropriation figure is released 
and in July when the Board of 
Governors sets tution for 
1993-'94. 




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Editor-in-Chief 
Debbie Huffman 

Managing Editor 

Alan Vaughn 

News Editor 

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Assistant News Editor 

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Features Editor 

Jon Sitler 

Sports Editor 

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Assistant Sports Editor 

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Photography Editor 

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Assistant photograhpy editor 

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Ad Design 

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Business Manager 
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school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
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Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
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The way I see it 

Assit ant News Editor 



Environmental 
Alert 

Our world is a beautiful land. We 
have so much to give and receive 
from it. The green, luscious land 
in the summer is always 
enjoyable; sun-baching by the 
river is always refreshing. The 
autumn brings a colorful scene. 
Trees that change their leaves to 
green, orange and brown make 
me feel peaceful and calm as I 
walk through the woods. The 
first winter, white snow that falls 
on the ground brings a vision of 
innocence and virginity to the 
land. Springtime reminds me of 
a time for renewal, being reborn 
or a time to grow. The land is 
beautiful as it goes through 
change, and watching has made 
me appreciate what it has to 
offer. 

As I travel, change and grow 
like the seasons, I notice a 
change in the land. Along roads, 
streets and homes there is litter. 
Litter is destroying our land. It is 
not looking as beautiful as it 
once did. Society has become 
careless about waste and 
disposing of it properly. Society 
does not realize that when they 
litter, it is destroying nature, and 
nature cannot be replaced. This 
is why we have a place for 
garbage. 

Tons of garbage are buried in 
dumps each day to protect 
society from the harmful fumes, 
toxins and diseases that it can 
cause. This burial protects us 
because these areas have been 
designated by professionals. The 
garbage that is not put in these 
confined areas can only create 
ugliness, unhappiness and anger 
for me. I enjoy the changing of 
seasons, and when I see litter on 
the streets, roads and around 
houses, I believe that my rights 
of living in a healthy 
environment have been taken 
i away by the people who litter. 




Debbie Huffman 

Organizations, such as 
P.E.A.C.E., Save the Rainforests, 
Save the Earth or Greenpeace, 
all want to save animals, natural 
resources and the human race. 

P.E.A.C.E. is an organization 
in Clarion, Pennsylvania which 
took a stand and protested 
against a waste incinerator slated 
for installation in the county by 
an organization called Concord. 
If all Clarion County talks about 
is how the county's health would 
be jeopardized if a waste 
incinerator was put into the area. 



(cont. on pg. 4) 



It was a small thing really, the 
chocolate milk in the cooler in 
the Gemmell snack bar was three 
days past its sell by date. 

I reached to the back and 
grabbed a fresh one. Then, 
doing my civic duty, I told the 
manager that some of the milk 
was out dated. No, I was told, 
milk can be sold for seven days 
after the sell by date. That date 
refers to the time a dairy must 
sell to a retailer. I went to a 
mirror and checked for a sticker 
on my forehead that said "I'm an 
idiot." 

I knew that just was not the 
case. The manager of the snack 
bar was wrong and I was now 
obsessed with proving I was 
right 

I called Mong's Dairy in 
Seneca and talked to Ron Mong. 
Mong's is a local company 
which buys it's milk from local 
farmers. They put out high 
quality products. 

I was right. Mong told me that 
the date on the carton is the sell 
by date for retailer to consumer. 
Armed with this information, I 
returned to the snack bar and 
was promptly and quite curtly 
told to forward my complaint to 
Mr. Zerfoss at the dining hall. 

Zerfoss agreed with me and 
wasted no time in saying that the 
out dated milk would be 
removed and if I saw such out 



dated products again to let him 
know. He would see to it that 
things would be current. 

To finally get to my point, be it 
chocolate milk or higher 
education, there is no reason 
you have to accept an inferior 
product. Nor must you accept 
reasoning and excuses that you 
know are wrong. 

As with the chocolate milk, 
sometimes the upper ranks aren't 
aware of the lower ranks actions. 
I beleive Zerfoss was unaware of 
the milk situation. 

Of course, sometimes the 
people in charge do know what's 
going on and simply don't let on. 

As the philosopher Pfaff would 
say, "Don't beleive me, check it 
out." We should check 
information given to us and not 
just accept it because so and so 
said it was true. 

Clarion University is facing 
some tough times. Some 
questions should answered to 
your full satisfaction. 

Will Clarion lay off large 
numbers of employees? Can we 
overcome several million dollars 
of budget short-falls? Who 
vetoed the president's house first, 
the trustees or SSHE? What 
happened to the ITEC/STEP 
investigation? 

Let's make sure everything is 
up to date at Clarion. Even the 
chocolate milk. 




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Guns, Guns, 

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Surprise, surprise! The gunshot 
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or neighbor will be fired in 75 
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NOT by a criminal as we are 



generally led to believe. 

In a time when information is 
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myth, perpetuated by the gun 
addicts and the National Rifle 
Association, that it is the 
criminal who is the killer, which 
most frequently is not the case. 
Information be damned: we 
subscribe to many myths, guns 



providing more than their share. 
Most murders in the United 
States are committed with 
handguns, a preponderance by 
those without criminal 
tendencies or records- good, 
law-abiding citizens- by 
accident or in a fit of passion 
because a gun is handy at the 
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assault weapons were adequately 
controlled or prohibited, such 
regulations would be honored by 
good citizens and thus eliminate 
the vast majority of killings- 
those committed in passion, by 
accident or from depression. 
Clearly, if we cannot control our 
passions we require strong gun 
controls. 

No doubt some guns cannot be 
taken away from actual 
criminals, but they are 
responsible for only a small 
portion of deaths from bullets. 
However, even the victims of the 
criminal frequently become one 
because they attempt to resist 
with a gun, falsely assuming it 
provides protection, but actually 
"threatens" the antagonist who 
fires in "self-defense." 
Furthermore, many of the guns 
used by actual criminals have 
been stolen from the "legitimate 
gun owners who obey the law." 

The FBI has reported that more 
than 24,000 Americans die of 
handgun violence yearly, largely 
due to the ready availability of 
handguns. Most industrialized 
nations have virtual bans on 
handgun sales, which explains 
why chances that you will be 
gunned down are 55 times 
higher than if you resided in 
Great Britain or seven times 
higher than in Australia. 

We tolerate an extreme level of 
violence in large measure 
because most of us believe it will 
never happen to us- but it does. 
Although H. Rap Brown 
maintained that "Violence is as 
American as cherry pie," we 
deny the reality and accept the 
myth that Americans, more so 
than others, "respect life," but 
only some of us do, some of the 
time. 

The United States is the only 
advanced western nation which 
has no significant gun control 
laws. We license dogs, barbers 
and marriages, but no deadly 
weapons. Sixty-six nations 
prohibit personal gun ownership 
including five European nations 
and Japan which have made it 
illegal. Yet we fail to react to the 
obvious; namely that guns have 
little or no lasting social utility 
and the only substantive reason 
to have one is to kill. But why? 

Polls have consistently shown 
that over seventy percent of our 
citizens desire meaningful gun 
controls and thirty-seven percent 
would prohibit handguns 
altogether. Indicators suggest 



that a similar percentage of 
Congress agrees, although too 
intimidated to legislate. 
Nevertheless only the most 
superficial controls have been 
enacted and even then the 
powerful NRA has come close to 
defeating those measures. This 
organization, heavily bankrolled 
by gun manufacturers and 
importers as well as members, 
spends more than $80 million 
annually to defeat every gun 
control proposal no matter how 
limited or reasonable. They have 
successfully opposed even a five 
day waiting period which would 
enable the police to check 
criminal records before a 
handgun could be sold. All 
attempts to place realistic limits 
on the sale of assault weapons 
have been thwarted by NRA. 

The NRA's army of lobbyists 
fought efforts to ban mail order 
machine gun sales, plastic pistols 
and cop-killer bullets designed to 
pierce bullet-proof police vests. 

How does an organization of 
three million manage to impose 
the will of the few on the very 
lives and limbs of the many? 
Legislators are intimidated by 
the NRA which turns out its 
membership en masse as one 
issue voters to crush any 
candidate who supports, even if 
only verbally, very minimal 
restrictions. 

President Reagan, despite 
barely surviving a handgun 
bullet, supported the NRA, 
although even he recently 
favored a seven day waiting 
period on handgun sales. 
President Bush actually boasted 
of his NRA membership (no 
doubt for political reasons), 
opposed controls and failed to 
effectively limit assault weapons 
despite any number of mass 
killings, including large numbers 
of grade school children. Clearly, 
assault weapons have no value 
except to criminal elements. 

The power of the NRA and its 
membership reminds us of Steve 
Allen's observation that, "Those 
of us who preach sweet reason 
will never have an easy time of it 
in a largely irrational world" 



Kenneth f. Emerick 

is a retired faculty 

member of Clarion 

University. 



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Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



why do we continue to throw 
waste onto the road and streets? 
The society doesn't want to live 
with a waste hazard, yet they 
continue to live with disposal in 
their yards, streets and highways. 
By 1997, Pennsylvania is 
expected to produce 42,000 more 
tons of waste than it can dispose. 
At least the professionals are 
trying to confine the contents, 
while we dissipate McDonald's 
bags, bottles, Styrofoam and 
other waste onto the ground. The 
carelessness of the country is 
bringing us into a past situation. 

In the early part of the century, 
garbage was a problem because 



people didn't dispose of it 
properly. Besides, technology at 
this time was undeveloped. We 
didn't have the equipment to 
bury garbage, and we didn't 
have the knowledge of how to 
recycle glass, paper, plastic and 
metals. It became the "Rat 
March." Every night people 
would stand on their porches and 
watch the rats migrate to barrels 
outside of familys' homes and 
move onto the dump sites. The 
uncleanliness and fear of being 
bitten by an infected rat brought 
some changes to society in its 
fight to protect society from 
disease. 
Upton Sinclair brought change 



to the meatpacking industry. In 
his novel, "The Jungle", he 
dissected the meatpacking 
industry, and this created an 
uproar over the unsanitary 
packaging conditions. This 
impinged on society's public 
space. 

And in 1906, a bill was passed 
requiring strict standards which 
would ensure pure meat. Society 
wanted sanitary food, so it 
wouldn't make them ill. They 
took measures to protect 
themselves from botulism, which 
could result in death. The 
improvement has protected the 
health of the society. 



Technology has improved to 
better the communities, and 
Sinclair helped to change an 
unhealthy environment oy 
standing up to the ways the meat 
packing industry used to package 
meat. Change has brought the 
United States into a better 
environment, and we can 
continue the change by disposing 
of our litter properly. 

Have we come this far in 
history only to destroy what is 
keeping us alive? We have found 
a way to dispose of garbage, but 
we continue to litter. We cut 
down forests, pollute the 
waterand destroy the green land 



by bidding roads, houses and 
r.aes. Has our technology 
advanced to a point that society 
thinks that new technology will 
save us? If we pollute the water, 
there will be nothing to drink; if 
we kill the trees, we will have no 
oxygen to breath; and if we 
destroy the soil, we will harvest 
no crops. And by littering we 
contribute to the destruction of 
the earth. The land is kind to us, 
and we should protect its gift to 
us- a place to live, breathe and 
prosper. 

Debbie Huffman is a senior 
Communication major and 



Dear Editor: 

February, the shortest month of 
the year, has come and gone. 
And so has Black History 
Month. Once again, we can 
become ignorant and ignore 
diversity. After all, the month 
devoted to celebrating diversity 
is over and so is the public 
attitude that differences among 
people deserve recognition. 

Don't get me wrong, Black 
History Month is a great idea. 
But why does it last for only one 
month? Soon everyone will 
forget the special month! 



My idea: Every month should 
be Black History Month. No, I 
have an even better idea. The 
name should be changed to 
Diversity Month! 

The notion that America is a 
melting pot is false. Why should 
we all become the same? With 
all the wonderful cultures 
present in our land, we have such 
a vast variety of experiences in 
which to partake. Instead of 
mocking others, join in on the 
fun! Wear jewelry from Africa. 
Eat eclairs from France or 
eggrolls from China. Dance to 
the music of the Carribbean. 



Reader Responses 

(cont. from pg. 3) 

Enjoy what the world has to 
offer! 

Yet, so many people choose 
not to. Why? Pride and 
ignorance keep disillusioned 
people from finding reality. 
Narrow-mindedness will be the 
demise of our country. 

However, there is a solution! 
Education is the key to equality. 
If one can overcome stubborness 
and place tradition aside to listen 
to others' views, diversity can be 
a reason for rejoicing. Innocent 
people must no longer suffer 
because of others' ignorance. 

Let's do our best to contribute 



to a society that won't destroy 
itself with it's narrow-minded 
views. Don't compromise your 
beliefs for the sake of another 
ignorant being. The guilt will 
engulf you and bring you down- 
possibly drown you. 

When a group of persons 
restrict society in dealing with 
others, they also restrict 
themselves. Restricting will only 
result in society's death. Today's 
society must look past skin color 
to the being inside if it is to 
survive. We can no longer ignore 
intelligent minds that shape our 
society. 



It must no longer be a dream 
for children of differing 
nationalities to walk hand in 
hand. It must soon be a reality. 
For life should be lived in the 
future and not in the past, as 
some demand to live. One 
cannot walk backwards 
reflecting on yesterday and hope 
to succeed tomorrow. Reality is 
life. And life is today. 

Lori Redono is a senior Special 

Education/ Rehab Science 

major. 



Anti-Semitic incidents rise on campuses 



CPS- 
Anti-Semitic incidents against 

Jewish college students 

increased by twelve percent in 

1992 despite a general decline in 

such incidents as a whole, the 

Anti-Defamation League 

reported. 

There were 114 anti-Semitic 

incidents reported on 60 college 

campuses in 1992. 



Since 1988, the number of 
incidents has more than doubled. 
The ADL recorded a total of 
1,730 anti-Semitic incidents 
nationwide, a decrease of 8 
percent over 1991. 

"There is a troubling 
atmosphere on campus," said 
Melvin Salberg, ADL national 
chairman. "Jewish college 



students are feeling especially 
vulnerable as they are confronted 
by an intensive wave of anti- 
Semitism." 

The 1992 "Audit of Anti- 
Semitic Incidents" was prepared 
by the research department of the 
ADL Civil Rights Division. It is 
an account of overt acts or 
expressions of anti-Jewish 



bigotry or hostility. 

Two incidents are reported in a 
summary of the audit. One 
occurred at Queens College in 
New York City when dead cats 
from an animal science 
laboratory were dropped into 
toilets in another campus 
building with a warning written 
on the wall, "We're going to do 



to Jews what we did to the cats." 
At Brown University in 
Providence, R.I., clothing in 
dryers was defaced with slogans 
such as "Jews Go Home" and 
"No Jews." 



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In search of cost reductions 



Proposed President's residence put on hold 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



The plans for the proposed 
presidential residence will be 
sent back to the drawing board in 
hopes of cutting the final cost. 
The Clarion University Board of 
Trustees decided at their meeting 
March 17, that the current 
estimate of $1.2 million was 
unacceptable. 

The board plans to work with 
the architect to find ways to 
reduce costs. 

The President's Residence 
Committee met three hours 
before the regular meeting and 
decided to propose a hold on 
further action until reductions 
can be found. 

The committee consisted of 
trustees Dana Still, Paul Weaver 
and Joseph Harvey. 

A recent study made by Baker 
Engineers had raised the 
estimated cost from $870,000 to 
$996,706. After adding 
estimated ancillary costs, the 
total came to $1.2 million. 
Ancillary costs include 
professional fees and costs such 
as bid advertising. 

Baker Engineers, in reviewing 
the project, indicated that labor 
costs had been underestimated 
by the architect. 

Referring to the new estimate 
at the committee meeting, 
Weaver said it "puts a different 
light on the prospect of the 
president's house." Weaver said 
the plan for a president's home 
should not be given up on and 
suggested that the plans be 
reviewed to see where money 
could be saved. "I can't 
continue [to proceed] with $1.2 
million," said Weaver. 

The estimates put the cost of 
the house at $168 per square 
foot. The committee said it 
would prefer to get the cost 
down to $100-105 per square 
foot. 

Both Still and Harvey were in 
agreement with Weaver on the 
new course of action. "A million 
and a quarter is high rocks, " said 
Harvey, adding, at "a million 
two, it just won't be built." 

Still said, " I think we do have 
to take the position that a 



president's house will cost more 
than a regular house and there 
will never be a good time to 
build it, but right now, a delay 
won't hurt anything." 

Still went on to say the 
committee will pursue 
construction to deliver a 
satisfactory residence at a more 
satisfying cost. 

The committee's plan was 
delivered to the regular meeting 
of the trustees later that evening. 
In attendance at the regular 
meeting were Still, Weaver, 
Harvey, Kenneth Gaudi, Raleigh 
Robertson, Fred Mcllhatten and 
student trustee, Crystal Knorr. 
Still presided over the meeting in 
the absence of Dr. Syed R. Ali- 
Zaidi who was out of the 
country. 

When the subject later came up 
as scheduled on the agenda, Still 
gave a brief history of the 
project. Still said the board at 
one time considered buying an 
existing house close to campus 
but the cost of that house, 
coupled with renovation costs 
and outside improvements, such 
as a driveway and parking area, 
would have came close to 
$500,000, and the home would 
have been 100 years old. 

Still said the board at that time 
did not wish to invest that 
amount of money in a house 
already that old. 

Still summed up the decision 
and situation saying, "The 
residence committee realizes that 




Fred Mcllhatten was one of the members attending the March 
trustees have decided to put the proposed presidential home 



should reflect the quality and 
dignity of the institution it 
represents, and it should also be 
a comfortable family residence. 

"Finally we know from 
experience "that any residence we 
may construct must look to a 
useful life of at least a century. 

"Though a president's 
residence is more than an 
average home, the residence 
committee believes that a 
satisfactory home can be bid and 
constructed for an estimated cost 



At "a million two, it just 
won't be built" 

-Trustee Joseph Harvey 



a president's home is something 
more than a private residence. It 
has to be large enough for a 
president to be able to 
accommodate at least two or 
three official guests, and it surely 
must be large enough and 
adequately equipped, not for 
major entertaining, but for 
formal presidential dinners for at 
least a dozen people. 

"Beyond that, a residence 



substantially less than a million 
and a quarter dollars. 

"The committee takes the 
position that a residence built to 
last 100 years, carry the 
reputation of the university, and 
function as a family home, and 
also in some modest official 
capacities as well, can be built at 
an estimated bidding cost of six 
to eight hundred thousand 
dollars, especially in view of the 



university already owning the 
site of the structure. 

"Eleven of our sister 
universities have free standing 
president's homes. Clarion does 
not. We have an opportunity to 
correct that deficiency. We can 
do what we should or we can 
hide. There is never going to be 
a better time. In 1896, a fine 
house could have been built for 
$10,000. A lovely home could 
have been built in the 1960's for 
the appropriated $120,000. We 
shall have to spend more now, 
but tomorrow the cost will be 
even greater, if history means 
anything." 

As for the immediate future of 
the residence, Still said, "The 
residence committee intends to 
pursue this project persistently 
with the help of Vice President 
Wayne Key, Clare Heidler, the 
director of facilities management 
and the officials in the State 
System to develop a satisfactory 
residence plan for a more modest 
cost." 

Student Senate President Gara 
L. Smith told the trustees of 
student opposition to the house 
in her regular report to the board 
at the start of the meeting. 

Students have voiced strong 



Rodney L. Sherman / Clarion Call 
17 trustees meeting. The 
on hold. 

opposition to the project since 
it's announcement. 

In response to the decision of 
the trustees, Smith said, "I am 
pleased the council of trustees 
realizes that an estimated $1.22 
million president's residence is 
unacceptable and are finally in 
agreement with the students who 
adamantly oppose the proposed 
construction. We [the students] 
have stated all along that the 
university can not possibly 
afford this at the current time." 

Meanwhile a report published 
by the Clarion News on Tuesday 
said that the Office of the 
Chancellor of the State System 
of Higher Education had already 
determined that the proposal was 
unacceptable. 

The Clarion News story also 
said a university spokesman 
claimed that the SSHE decision 
had no impact on the trustees 
action. 

The correspondence from 
SSHE was not discussed at the 
trustees meeting. The letter was 
not mentioned at the earilier 
committee meeting either. 

SSHE will lake no further 
action on the proposal until 
revised estimates are submitted. 



Page 6 - The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 

News Feature 

Call to duty: an 
outsider's tour of 
Parris Island 



by Alan Vaughn and 
Rodney Sherman 



Semper Fidelis: always 

faithful. 

Dateline Parris Island — "The 

place where it all begins," said 

Gene A. Deegan, major general 

of the U.S. Marine Corps, 

speaking to our visitation group 

at the officers club. And there it 

all does begin for nearly 17,000 

marine recruits from the eastern 

half of the United States each 

year. 

A rare close-up glimpse of the 

transformation process that 

makes that sweet neighborhood 

boy or girl from your childhood 

days into one of the world's 
premier professional warriors 

was provided to the Call. 

A prospective Marine spends 
12 weeks on this sand-flea 
infested island, surrounded by 
salt-water swamps that, more 
often than not, makes potential 
deserters into gator bait. During 
his stay on Parris Island, the new 
recruit will learn all there is to 
know about conditioned 
discipline. 

The odyssey begins just after 
midnight three days a week, 
when busloads of new recruits 
arrive, are urged to "GET OFF 
MY BUS" by the Drill 
Instructors assigned to the 
receiving station. Recruits are 
herded onto the infamous 
stenciled yellow footprints, 
painted on the asphault. It is 
here that they first realize what 
they have gotten themselves into. 
Before they finally sleep, some 
36 hours after arising that 
morning, they will fill out 
seemingly endless files of 
paperwork, receive all their 
needed uniforms and equipment 
and in an unforgettable moment 
of anguish, lose whatever hair 
they had on their heads. Marine 
Corps research has indicated that 
new recruits are much less likely 
to lie about things like police 
records after they have been 
deprived of sleep for extended 
periods of time. When the last 
lock of civilian hair hits the 
floor, the transition is complete. 
Now comes actual Boot Camp. 

Over the next three months, 
recruits will do immeasurcable 



numbers of push-ups, endless sit- 
ups, countless miles of running 
and negotiate dozens of 
confidence-building 
constructions. In between all the 
physical training comes hours of 
education in the techniques and 
capabilities of the M-16 rifle. 
Every marine, no matter what his 
or her Marine Occupational 
Specialty, is considered a basic 
rifleman and must qualify with 
an M-16. They will shoot for 
record from 200, 300 and 500 
yards. Those who do not 
qualify, do not become Marines. 
Advanced laser technology is 
available to aid those who have 
difficulty on their first attempt. 
Those who fail their first attempt 
get dropped from their platoon, 
repeat the week of training and 
try it again. There is no third 
attempt. 

Primary Marksmanship 
Instructors aid the recruits in 
this, their second phase of 
training. This phase lasts two 
weeks, with the first week 




Ray Henderson / Clarion Call 
Marine recruits face intense training with their M-16 rifles. All Marines are considered 
riflemen first, regardless of their Military Occupation Specialty. 



rifleman. Scores of 210 to 219 
earn '.he title of sharpshooter and 
190 to 209 are labeled 
marksman. Scored below 190 
do not qualify. 

Stress relief comes when the 
recruits get suited up in boxing 
sear and vent their frustration on 
fellow recruits in the boxing pit. 
Platoons battle each other to see 
which walks away the toughest. 
The action is controlled by DIs 
who halt the punches after one 



"the most difficult training 
of all armed forces " 

-Marine recruit Murphy 

toon 3038 



plat 



consisting of lectures on proper 
firing procedures, safety 
procedures and correct 
techniques. Also during "grass" 
week, recruits fire unloaded 
weapons to practice their firing 
technique. The second week, 
known as firing week, is three 
days of practice fire on the 
range, a prequalification day and 
a qualification day. Recruits 
with a score of 220 or more out 
of 250 qualify as an expert 



minute and prevent anything but 
straight arm punches. Three 
days later the platoons return to 
square off with pugil sticks. In a 
scene reminiscent of American 
Gladiators, two recruits face 
each other on a narrow wooden 
bridge in an attempt to make a 
kill by bashing an opponent's 
vital areas with the padded end 
of a five foot staff. 

While the recruits almost seem 
to enjoy the boxing and pugil 



sucks, there aren't many smiling 
faces at combat swim training. 
Before completing this phase, 
recruits will wade 20 meters in 
shallow water wearing boots, 
battle dress uniform, flack 
jacket, helmet, cartridge belt, 
two ammunition pouches, two 
canteens, an M-16 and a 
standard 30 pound waterproof 
pack, then to neck high water for 
a 40 meter breaststroke, ending 
with 60 meters in deep water 
using a bicycle stroke. Just to 
make things challenging, 
recruits must also step off a 10 
foot lower into deep water and 
swim 25 meters, again with full 
gear. 

Roughing it is the mark of the 
third phase of the training, or 
Basic Warrior Training. Male 
recruits spend a week in the field 
developing combat training 
before returning for three days of 
advanced weapons training, then 
marching back to the field. 
Female recruits spend three days 
camped out before returning, 
again for more weapons training, 
then spend eight more days in 
the field. 

Male recruits learn the 
methods of camoflage, 
concealment, first-aid, 

movement during the day and 



night, sanitation, map and 
compass techniques, mines and 
communications. They also 
throw a live grenade for the first 
time, rappel from a 47 foot tower 
and experience the pleasures of 
the gas chamber. It is here that 
recruits negotiate the most 
physically demanding part of the 
training, on the Combat Assault 
Course^ a quarter mile of 
rigorous simulations of combat 
obstacle, ending with a bayonet 
charge on rubber dummies. 

Female recruits learn how to 
employ heavy weapons, land 
mines and personnel carriers to 
best protect troop areas behind 
the front lines, as well as the 
tactics of defensive perimeters 
and sentries. Females are not 
permitted in combat situations. 

Following completion of the 
twelve hellish weeks in boot 
camp, the trained recruits 
graduate in on approximately 46 
graduations held each year. For 
the first time, they may be 
addressed as, "Marine." From 
here they move on to 12 weeks 
of training in whatever 
occupational specialty they have 
been selected or been assigned 
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Yeltsin's power grab 
in limbo 

Russian President Boris Yeltsin 
may face impeachment 
following his declaration of 
emergency powers on Saturday. 

Yeltsin stumped yesterday to 
gain popular support for his 
plans to bypass Parliament and 
rule by decree. At the same 
time, a panel of 13 
Constitutional Court judges 
deliberated as to the 
constitutionality of Yeltsin's 
declaration. The court, which 
failed to rule on the situation, 
will continue to deliberate until a 
decision is reached. 

Court deliberation was 
disrupted when Yeltsin accused 
Chief Justice Valery Zorkin of 
bias. Zorkin had accussed him 
of "trampling on" Russia's 
fledgling constitution after 
initating "a state coup." 

Popular support for Yeltsin 
seems widespread. A crowd 
estimated at around 10,000 
rallied at the Oktyaber cinema in 
Moscow to show support for 
Yeltsin's declaration. Also, 
Russian coal miners threatened a 
walkout if Yeltsin were to be 
ousted from office. 

Russian Foreign Minister 
Andrei Kozyrev, a strong 
supporter of Yeltsin, said that 
Yeltsin is in a "fighting mood." 

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France's Socialist Party 
suffered its worst defeat in a 
quarter century in Monday's 
election. 

A conservative majority now 
controls the National Assembly 
for the first time since 1981 
when French President Francois 
Mitterand brought the Socialists 
to power. 

Mitterand will now be forced 
to appoint a conservative prime 
minister. 

Analysts blame voter fatigue, 
rising unemployment, 

immigration concerns, several 
corruption scandals and 
uncertainty about France's place 
in Europe as reasons for the 
Socialists' downfall. 

France has a two round voting 
system, which favors larger 
parties. The conservative party, 
Union for France, is expected to 
win between 460 and 476 seats 
in the 577 seat assembly. 

Space shuttle delay 
threatens space program 

Monday's aborted launch of 
the space shuttle Columbia could 
cause further delays in the 
overall U.S. manned space flight 
program. 

Also affected by the delay is 
the German space agency, which 
spent $560 million on the 
mission that is already running 
five years late. The German 
agency is under political 
pressure to get the mission off 
the ground. 

"The question is whether the 
country wants to walk away 
from the adventure of putting 
humans in space," said John 
Longsdon of the Space Policy 
Institute at George Washington 
University. 

NASA also faces the problem 
of its aging shutte fleet. Some 
shuttles are 12 years old and use 
20 year old technology. So far, 
there are no plans for new 
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Woody Allen admits he 
'screwed up' 

Woody Allen admitted to a 
judge Monday that he, "screwed 
up" by having an affair with Mia 
Farrow's adopted daughter. 

The filmmaker claimed he still 
deserved custody of his three 
children despite his mistake. He 
said his relationship with Farrow 
became, "a joyless, sexless" 
affair and he "rightly or 



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Students explore 
physical barriers 

A program at North Carolina 
State University teaches 
architecture students to become 
sensitive to the needs of 
handicapped persons by 
switching places with people 
who are blind, deaf or confined 
to wheelchairs. 

"The Sight, Sound and Motion 
Workshop," which was attended 
in February by 62 students from 
the department of design, 
allowed aspiring designers on 
the Raleigh, N.C. campus to 
experience life with vision, 
hearing or movement 
impairments. 

Students wear blindfolds and 
earplugs for hours or ride in 
wheelchairs to simulate the 
handicapped experience. Later 
in the day, students meet with 
volunteers from handicapped 
services organizations to discuss 
the events. 

"Many come out of the 
workshop passionate advocates 
of the universal design," said 
John Tector, the architectural 
professor who founded the 
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Rodney King trial continues 

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threat" to police as he lay beaten 
on the ground because he had 
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News 



Schools engage in blood feud 



Rivalry between Temple 
University and Penn State was 
notched up a bit in February 
when the Temple Owls beat the 
Nittany Lions of Penn State in a 
month-long blood donor 
competition. 

This is the second year the two 
universities have squared off in 
the Lifesaver Cup. The trophy 
will be moved from Penn State 
in University Park, Pa., to 
Temple in Philadelphia. The 
Nittany Lions won the first 
round in 1992. 

"I thought it would be fun for 
students to set up a competition 
for blood collection," said 
Andrea Dunn, college 
recruitment specialist with the 
Red Cross for the Penn-Jersey 
region. "Blood collection is a 
serious thing, but it's good to 
have fun at the same time." 

Penn State's goal was to get 
1,000 pints of blood and 685 
students, or 68 percent of the 
total, donated. 

People also have the mistaken 
idea that one can get AIDS virus 
from donating blood, Dunn said. 
"That's totally impossible," she 
said. 

Blood banks in the 
Philadelphia area were seriously 
depleted in February. 



Swastika found in 
Harvard dormitory 



Students recently found a 
swastika and graffiti on a wall in 
a dormitory where several 
Jewish students live, the Harvard 
Crimson reported. 

Abigail S. Kolodny, a 
sophomore who discovered the 
vandalism, told the paper that 
she was "deeply offended" by 
the vandalism to the wall. 

Kolodny, who is Jewish, said 
that others in her dormitory were 
similarly horrified. 

The incident was under 
investigation by the Harvard 
University police. 

Because Lowell House, the 
dormitory where the damages 
occurred, was open to outsiders 
for a recent staging of an opera 
and other events, Harvard 
officials said that there was a 
possibility that non-students 
were responsible for the incident. 

According to the Crimson, 
several swastikas appeared in the 
elavator of another residential 
building in November, 
prompting students to respond 
with a written petition 
condemning the act. 



Special Thanks to 
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John Rickard 



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Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted by 
Public Safety for the weeks of Mar. 1 through Mar. 20, 1993. 

At approximately 7:40 a.m. on Mar. 1, Public Safety received a call that a 
vehicle parked in Lot B had the window on the driver's side smashed. The 
owner was notified, and the incident is under investigation. 

A report of the theft of a book was reported to Public Safety on Mar. 1 at 
around 4:45 p.m. The book was taken from the second floor of Carlson 
Library after a student left her seat to go to the rest room. The stolen text was 
a second edition of "Elementary Linear Algebra," by Larson and Edwards. It 
was valued at $25. 

A plastic two liter soda bottle filled with a mixture of chemicals popped, 
creating an explosion like sound in the men's rest room on the 3B wing of 
Campbell Hall at around 12:16 a.m. on Mar. 1. Chemical mixtures placed in 
the bottle caused pressure to build inside and pop, with a loud bang. No 
damage was reported. Pa. State Police are investigating. 

A white vehicle was observed driving on the sidewalk after jumping the 
curb in parking lot J at arounnd 1:30 a.m. on Mar. 1. The operator of the 
vehicle shut off his lights to avoid identification and drove through the 
borough of Clarion. The operator later crashed his vehicle into the rear of a 
semi-trailer and came to rest near the entrance of Wood St. and Greenville 
Ave. The driver was identified as a non-student, operating the vehicle with a 
suspended liscense. The driver was cited for numerous violations of the 
vehicle code. 

At around 3:00 p.m. on Mar. 2. a Public Safety officer noticed a window to 
a MAC machine was kicked out. The bank was notified, and the incident is 
under investigation. 

A theft of money was reported on Mar. 2, between 8:00 and 9:15 p.m. from 
the men's locker room in Tippin Gym. A total of $60 was taken. The locker 
was not secured with a lock. 

Several washing machines and dryers in Nair HaU were damaged by actors 
using cardboard slugs to operate the machines. The incident was reported on 
Mar. 3 at around 3:30 p.m. A student in Nair Hall was identified as the 
responsible individual and will be cited. 

A saxophone was reported stolen from a locker on the second floor of 
Marwick Boyd on Mar. 17. The lock on the locker was inoperative. The 
instrument was last seen in the locker on Mar. 5. It is described as a "King- 
alto saxophone, brand number 513, with a white neck strap, maroon carry 
case and a "County Band 1989" button. It is valued at $575. 

A student reported a stolen purse on Mar. 17 from her 1985 Oldsmobile 
Cutlass Sierra. The vehicle was in several locations on campus and the exact 
location of the theft is unknown. The purse is dark brown in color, with a 
shoulder strap and two zipper pockets. The purse contained three W.I.C. 
checks for the month of march, more than $100 in food stamps, a personal 
check book, drivers licence. Fashion Bug, J.C. Penney, and CitiBank Visa 
credit cards, $6 cash and a syringe of Ketorolac Tromthamine for migraine 
headaches. 

On Mar. 18, a student was charged with theft by unlawful taking after the 
student stole a book from the female swim team locker room. The text was 
sold to the book store, but was recovered and returned to the victim. 

A student was cited for public drunkenness on Mar. 19, after being noticed 
staggering in Marwick Boyd. The person had a strong odor of alcohol and 
registered .23 on the BAC. 

A report of five pair of blue jeans were removed from dryer number five in 
the laundry room of Wilkinson Hall. Three pairs of blue Levi's 34X32, one 
pair blue Levi's 36X32 and one pair black Guess 36X32 

Public Safety officers were called to the third floor of Nair Hall on Mar. 20 
where drinking violations were in progress. Several students were cited for 
minors consumption and disorderly conduct. Violations will be turned over to 
Student Affairs. 

„ a „yo M has any ...formation concerning these or other crimes, please 
contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Jumping for dollars 



The Clarion Call - 3-25-93- Page 9 



Call on the road 



by Chad Briggs 
News Writer 



The Clarion chapter of 
American Red Cross held their 
second annual Jump Rope-a- 
Thon on Tuesday, March 23. 

This year's theme was "Fun, 
Fitness, and Friendship." 

17 teams consisting of over 100 
people participated in this year's 
event, consistent with last year's 
turnout. Last year, over $3000 
was raised. 

The money raised will be 
donated to the American Red 
Cross, which, for over 75 years, 
has provided services for disaster 
victims, organized massive 
blood donation drives, sponsored 
CPR and first aid courses, and 
helped servicemen return home 
in times of need. 

It is hoped that this year's 
proceeds will meet or surpass 
last year's total, due to the tight 



budget of the Red Cross. If 
budget matters get worse, many 
Red Cross chapters, including 
the one in Clarion, may be lost. 
Loss of the local chapter would 
mean longer waits and less 
services for local residents in 
need. 

Each participant jumped five 
one-minute periods, with the 
total number of jumps being 
tallied at the end of the fifth 
period. 

Pledges were taken prior to the 
event, and the participant's total 
number of jumps determined the 
amount that each sponsor would 
pay. 

For instance, if a sponsor 
pledged five cents per jump and 
the participant made 1000 jumps, 
the sponsor would pay a total of 
$50. 

Door prizes were awarded to 
participants, as well as awards 
for teams which raised the most 



money and completed the most 
jumps. This event is the biggest 
annual fundraiser for the Clarion 
Red Cross chapter, and the 
groundwork has already been 
laid for next year's event. 

Norbert Baschnagel, vice- 
chairman of the Clarion Red 
Cross chapter, would like to 
thank Dr. Reinhard, the Clarion 
University faculty, all 
participants in the event, and the 
following sponsors: Bob's Sub 
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Captain Loomis Hotel, Clarion 
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Hair Salon, County Seat 
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Designing Minds, D.E.P. Office 
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by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



Students representing the 
Clarion Call and the university 
yearbook, the Sequelle met with 
communication students and 
advisors from all across the 
country in a once a year learning 
experience that is not matchable 
in any college classroom. 

Each year, the College Media 
Advisors and the Columbia 
Scholastic Press Association host 
a college media convention at 
the Doral Inn in mid-town 
Manhattan. 

Students from all across the 
United States flock for a chance 
to meet with the top media and 
journalism professors in the 
country as well as some of the 
most respected and 
knowledgeable professionals 
working in various and divergent 
aspects of the field today. 

The keynote address was 
delivered March 17 by Harry 
Smith, CBS News correspondent 
and co-anchor of CBS This 
Morning for the last 6 years. His 
many accolades include 
coverage of the Persian Gulf 
War, the San Fransisco 
earthquake, the Olympic Winter 
Games in Albertville, France as 
well as various political and 
domestic issues. 

A winner of three Emmy 
awards for his work on 48 hours, 
Smith is a common contributor 
to 48 Hours, Street Stories and 



CBS News Sunday Morning as 
well as being a regular 
replacement for Charles Kuralt 
on Sunday Morning and Dan 
Rather on CBS News with Dan 
Rather. 

Smith revealed the trials and 
tribulations of the process of 
scratching and clawing the way 
to the top in an extremely 
competetive and always volatile 
field. 

"Be persistent," Smith said. 
"Make them want to give you a 
job just so you won't call them 
ten times a day anymore." 

The convention lasted four 
days and included seminars by 
such notables as Richard 
Goldstein from the Village Voice, 
Bill Elsen, assistant national 
editor of the Washington Post, 
Phil Patton, contributing editor 
for Esquire, Anthony DePalma, 
reporter for the New York Times 
and Rob Polner, reporter for 
New York Newsday, as well as 
other professionals from 
newspapers and magazines up 
and down the eastern United 
States. 

Seminar topics ranged from 
current developments in the 
former Soviet republics to 
business and advertising 
methodology and from 
budgeting your college yearbook 
to in-depth analyses of the First 
Amendment and its role in a 
changing and developing 
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(2.0 01 PGA GoH: The Players Championship. (Live) q 



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11:00 



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Catwalk (R) (In Stereo) 



Reasonable Doubts q 



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Design. W. I "Children" 



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Saturday Night Live (R) 



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Movie: »»V2 "Raffertv and the Gold Dust Twins" (1975) 



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"Haney Davidson and the Marlboro Man" 



Dragnet iDragnet [Dragnet 



Confessions I Unsolved Mysteries 



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(3:00) 



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12-3 0) PGA GoH: The Rayers OiampionsrHP. (Live) q 



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6:00 



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Design. W. 



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Brokaw Report Immigration 



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Medical 



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60 Mmutes (in Stereo) q 
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MacGyver (In Stereo) q 



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M.T. Moore IDragnet Supgrman 



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(3:00) Movie: 



Design. W. 



Cur. Affair 



Oprah Winfrey q 



10 



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Academy 



4:30 



Cheers q 



Edition 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Goof Troop 



People Ct 



Tom-Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



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Pyramid 



Dream Lg. 



(2:45) Movie: 



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5:00 



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6:00 



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Design. W 



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Movie: ** "Modem Problems" (1981) Cheyy Chase 



Pyramid 



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10:00 



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Academy Awards (In Stereo Live) q 



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Movie: **** "On Golden Pond (1981 , Drama) 



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Movie: »»» "Journey to the Center of the Earth" (1959) Pat Boone. G' 



Cartoon Express 



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Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



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Movie: »»Vfe "Above the Law" (1988) Steven Seagal, q 



Movie: **** "Topkapi (1964) Melina Mercouri 



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( 3 45) Movie: "Best of the Best (1989) q 



Design. W. {Cheers q 



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The Clarion Call - 3-25-93- Page 11 






Features 




10th annual Women's Celebration: 

promising something for everyone to learn 



by Amy Gerkin 
Asst. Features Editor 



"Unity, Diversity, Legacy" is 
the theme for this year's tenth 
annual Clarion University 
Women's Celebration scheduled 
for Friday, March 26 and 
Saturday, March 27 in the 
Gemmell Complex. 

Co-chaired by Donna Poljanec 
and Martha Ritter of the Clarion 
faculty, and sponsored primarily 
by Clarion University's 
Presidential Commission on the 
Status of Women, this year's 
Women's Conference welcomes 
men and women of all ages. 

As an anniversary gift to the 
public, admission is free to all 
Friday events. This includes 17 
workshops, many exhibits, door 
prizes and a high-voltage 
performance of "Pandora's Box" 
by California's multi-cultural 
Dance Brigade. 

Friday's events begin at 1:30 in 
Gemmell with the 17 workshops, 
held in 3 one-hour sessions until 
4:30. Door prizes from local 
businesses will be given 
immediately afterward. 



The workshops include 
subjects from women in a men's 
world to acquaintance rape, from 
stress relievers to nutrition, from 
multi-cultural experiences to 
sexual preferences and much 
more. Several members of 
Clarion University's faculty and 
staff will be speaking at these 
workshops. 

Following the workshops, 
Dance Brigade will perform 
"Pandora's Box," a lyrical 
exploration of the transformation 
of ancient myths and their effect 
on women's lives today. This 
performance will be held at 8 
p.m. in Gemmell's multi-purpose 
room. 

The Dance Brigade is a six- 
member group of various 
backgrounds from Oakland, CA, 
which blends modern dance, 
jazz, ballet, song and text to 
explore women's relationships to 
the creation of life. "Pandora's 
Box" is a celebration of the 
voices of women, speaking out 
resisting stereotypes and 
building strong roles for 
themselves and others. 

Saturday is an all-day 



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Jane Curry will give a solo performance entitled "Nice Girls 
Don't Sweat" on Saturday at 5:15 p.m., also in Gemmell's 
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The Dance Brigade will perform "Pandora's Box" on Friday evening 8 p.m. in the Gemmell 
Complex multi-purpose room. 




celebration starting at 8 a.m. in 
Gemmell with registration, 
exhibits and a welcome. 
Awiakta, a 

Cherokee/Appalachian poet, 
writer and environmentalist will 
be the keynote speaker for the 
day. 

Awiakta will address "Mothers 
of the Nation: Resuming Our 
Historical Place" at 9:15 a.m. in 
Gemmell's multi-purpose room. 
Following the native American 
tradition that "Art is life for the 
people," Awiakta goes where the 
people are, which ranges from 
the Women's Prison in Memphis 
to colleges and universities 
across the country. 

Along with having been a 
liaison officer for the U.S. Air 
Force in France, Awiakta is also 
the author of two books, "Rising 
Fawn and the Fire Mystery" and 
"Abiding Appalacia." This fall, 
her third book, "Selu— Spirit of 
Survival: Seeking the Corn 
Mother's Wisdom for Our Tune" 
will be released. She also has 
published work in anthologies. 

Following group discussions 
and lunch at Chandler Dining 
Hall, the Vox Nova Quintet, 



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recent winner of the Artists 
International Chamber Music 
Competition, will perform at 3 
p.m. in the multi-purpose room. 
Lisa Johnson, assistant professor 
of music at Clarion, plays 
clarinet for the Quintet. Since 
1983, the Vox Nova Quintet's 
activities have included live and 
recorded performances, both 
here and abroad. 

Clarion University President 
Diane Reinhard will host a 
reception at Moore Hall 
following Vox Nova's 
performance. African American 
Quilters Guild of Pittsburgh will 
be featured at the reception. One 
of their quilts displays all ten 
logos of the Clarion University 
Women's Conferences. 

After the reception, author, 
storyteller and "recovering 
academic" Jane Curry will end 
the day with a solo performance 
of "Nice Girls Don't Sweat." 
She portrays Sammy Kay 
Knight, English teacher and 
veteran of the All- American Red 
Heads professional basketball 
team. 

With a sense of history and 
humor, Sammy Kay's verbal 

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meanderings engage the 
enduring themes of physical 
capacities, propriety and 
femininity. She cannot help 
noticing that athletic women 
have always been threatening, 
saying, "After all, it's hard to 
think of yourself as weak and 
dependent after you've just run 
five miles." 

Although Friday's events are 
free, there is a $30 space- 
available registration fee at the 
door. Students and senior 
citizens may attend for $15 at the 
door. These fees include all 
activities, materials, lunch, 
reception, refreshments and 
performances. Sponsorships 
exist for those who are unable to 
pay the fee. Contact Jan 
McClaine at 226-2227 for 
information about fee waivers. 

Donations are also accepted to 
ongoing programs for women at 
the university. Please make your 
check out to Clarion University 
Foundation and mark it for 
"Women's Programs" or a 
specific women's program. 



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Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 
Senior Spotlight: 

Janke, riding the roller coaster of life at CUP 



by Ann Fontana 
Contributing Writer 



If you think you're busy, 
consider Bernice Janke's 
schedule. She works ten hours a 
week at the EOP office, 10 hours 
as an intern at Career Services 
and approximately 15-20 hours 
at Danks in the Clarion Mall. In 
addition to all these hours, 
Bernice is carrying a full load of 
18 credits. Now that's busy. 

Bernice is a senior speech 
communication major 

anticipating graduation in July. 
She hopes to get an out of state 
job working for a marketing firm 
doing its public relations. She is 
a 1989 graduate of North Clarion 
High School. Although her 
hometown is Tionesta, she 
currently lives in Clarion with 



her twin sister, Loretta. When 
asked about having a twin, 
Bernice said, "It's neat because 
she (Loretta) goes here (Clarion) 
also, and we live together. It's 
unique. She is more than a 
sister; she's my best friend." 

Bernice currently works at the 
Educational Opportunities 
Program/ Act 101 Office. Last 
summer, she worked with 
incoming freshmen for six 
weeks. She compared her job to 
that of a resident assistant and 
counselor. She lived in the 
residence hall, tutored the 
students and chaperoned them on 
weekend trips to such places as 
Cedar Point. This summer job 
carries over the academic year to 
maintain the established rapport. 
Bernice tutors the students, helps 
them with class registration, 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Bernice Janke, a senior speech communication major 
knows how to budget her time. She is anticipating 
graduation in July. 



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-On February 5, police in 
Tallahassee, Florida, charged 
Sean David McDonald and 
Kristen Elizabeth Tice, both 20, 
with disorderly conduct after 
they spotted the couple engaged 
in sexual intercourse while 
dancing at a nightclub. Police 
said McDonald had his pants 
down and that about 100 patrons 
were watching. McDonald told 
police he did not even know the 
woman's name, but had merely 
asked her to dance. And one 
week earlier, police in Calgary, 
Alberta, were called to a 
shopping mall at 4 p.m. to 
disentangle a copulating couple 
in front of Norm's Ski Hut. 

-In January, Mission Control in 
Cape Canaveral, responding to a 
sensor alarm, scolded the space 
shuttle Endeavor astronauts to 
please remember to put the toilet 
seat down. 

-One teen-ager was killed and 
four were wounded in an 
explosion at a Chevron oil 
storage facility in Sherman, 
Texas, in September. The boys 
had trespassed onto the top of a 
large tank, removed a manhole- 
type cover, peered inside and, 
when they couldn't see anything 
because of the darkness, lit a 
match for illumination. 

-In September at the Southern 
Ohio Correctional Facility near 
Lucasville, electrician Charles 



Bobst suffered burns by 
electrical shocks while 
performing routine maintenance 
on the electric chair. 

-Last summer, the cable 
television company that serves 
Columbia, South Carolina, 
aimed a camera full-time at an 
aquarium to occupy a vacant 
channel, which was awaiting the 
September start-up of the 
Science-Fiction Channel. When 
Sci-Fi replaced the "fish 
channel," complaints were so 
numerous that the company was 
forced to find another channel 
for the aquarium, which now 
runs 14 hours per day. 

-Last fall, country and western 
singer Sammy Kershaw 
introduced a private-label 
Starclone perfume, to be 
marketed at record stores and 



Kershaw concerts, featuring as 
one ingredient Kershaw's own 
perspiration. 

-Compton, California, mayor 
Walter R. Tucker III proposed 
last fall that a local apartment 
house in which George and 
Barbara Bush lived for six 
months in 1949 be made an 
official national landmark. At 
the time of the mayor's proposal, 
it was a crack house. 

-Christopher Scott Carver, 27, 
died just outside a Raleigh, 
North Carolina dentist's office in 
February. He was found with a 
plastic bag over his head and had 
apparently overdosed on 
laughing gas, for which police 
theorized he had broken in the 
office. 

(c) 1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



organizes weekly study halls and 
individual meetings and plans a 
group activity once every two 
weeks. 

Along with the EOP program, 
Bernice is also doing an 
internship at the office of Career 
Services. She handles individual 
student appointments to critique 
resumes. Moreover, she also 
gives presentations about 
preparing a resume and 
improving interview skills. "The 



internship is a real good 
experience. Besides enhancing 
your communication skills, you 
get to work hands-on with each 
individual," Bernice commented. 
Besides all of her work 
experience, Bernice has also 
been very active in 
extracurricular activities. She 
played intermural basketball for 
three years, with her team 
winning the championship last 
year. She is also involved with 
the track team running anywhere 
from the 200 yard dash to the 
two mile run. Her favorite 
activity, however, is the forensics 
team. Last semester, she 
participated with the debate 
team, but currently she is doing 
her own individual speeches. 
She enjoys the forensics team 
because, "You learn two views 
about everything." 

Her other interests include 
working out, lifting, rock 
climbing and spending time with 
her husky German Shepherd, 
Tango. 

When asked to comment about 
her experience at Clarion, she 
replied, "It's a learning 
experience. You just don't leam 
through the classroom; you also 
learn the ups and downs of life." 



News 



by Michelle Lee Handa 
Contributing Writer 

Kitchens of Distinction. Yes, 
you read the name right. The 
highlight of a few Clarionites' 
break was attending the Susan 
Vega concert held at the 
Metropol in Pittsburgh. And 
most of us didn't go to see her, 
we went to move and groove 
with the tunes laid down by the 
opening band, Kitchens of 
Distinction. 

This three member band was 
able to produce sound that was 



incredible. Those unfamiliar 
with the band, as well as fans, 
stood captivated as wave after 
wave of seemingly layered 
sound gushed from the band's 
instruments with no help from 
prerecorded tracks. 

If you haven't yet experienced 
Kitchens of Distinction, you may 
be missing out on some good 
stuff. My personal favorite 
album is "Strange Free World." 




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What is the first thing 

you want to do when 

spring weather gets 

here? 

CALL-ON-YOU 
compiled by 
John Rickard 




Joe Kendrick 
Junior, Rehabilitation Science 
"I want to kayak Toby Creek." 



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Becky Jushchyshyn 

Senior, Molecular Biology 

"Party outside all day!" 



Imani Hicks 

Freshman, Accounting 

"I want to sit outside and soak up some 

rays." 



Aleasha Stevens 

Sophomore, Biology 

"I want to go to Atlantic City." 






Jennifer Bates 

Junior, Communication 

"I want to be able to work outside- be in 

the woods, just be outside." 



Eric Jones 

Senior, Communication 

"I want to go home!" 



Lori Olszewski 

Junior, Elementary /Early Childhood Ed. 

"I want to lay out in the sun and get a tan!" 



The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 - Page 15 



Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 

Hufsey to teach acting 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Former star of "Fame" and 
"Days of our Lives" Billy 
Hufsey is coming to Butler for 
an acting seminar on Saturday, 
March 27. 

The seminar is sponsored by 
the Kane Model/ Talent 
Management. Hufsey will teach 
character and scene analysis, 
script readings, teach how to 
give a solid performance in 
minutes and teach students how 
to audition with confidence. 

Hufsey, best known for his 
starring roles as Christopher 
Donlon on "Fame" and Emilio 
Ramirez on "Days of Our 
Lives", is still pursuing his 
acting career. 

He has been in numerous 
movies. Not only does he pursue 
an acting career, but he is a 
respected business man in the 
world of production. 

Marilyn E. Kane, manager of 
the school, said, "Billy Hufsey 
will give insight and an actors 



point of view to our students." 
The Kane Model and Talent 
Management was established 23 
years ago. The school is a state 
liscensed private school. It offers 
modeling, advertising and acting 
courses for both males and 
females. 

Other seminars have taken 
place at the school. Aaron 
Spelling Productions, who 
produced "90210", has attended 
and taught seminars. Also, 
producer Bob Preston has given 
his insight to students. 

"The famous people the school 
brings in gives students different 
aspects of the business," said 
Kane. 

Attendees are also welcome to 
come with a prepared 
monologue to be critiqued by 
Hufsey. The seminar is open to 
all levels of acting from 
beginners to advanced. There 
will be limited seating, so 
advanced registration is required. 
For more information call Kane 
Model/Talent Management in 
Butler at (412) 287-0576. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 


Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 


Thurs. Mar. 25 


Fri. Mar. 26 


Sat. Mar. 27 


-Yearbook pictures taken 


-Black Arts Week Begins 


•Greek Olympics (Stad) 


-Baseball vs. Gannon 


-Yearbook pictures taken 


1-6 p.m. 


1 p.m. 


-AASU Band (Chap) 


-Black Recognition Dinner 


-Greek Week Begins 


6 p.m. 


-Women's Celebration 




-Greek Sing (Aud) 6 p.m. 


-Johnstown Symphony 




-Women's Celebration 


(Aud) 8 p.m. 


Sun. Mar. 28 


Mon. Mar. 29 


lues. Mar. 30 


-AASU Play (Chap) 7 p.m. 


-Student Senate Mtg. (248 


-Sigma Tau Gamma "Miss 


-Greek Softball (Stad) 11 a.m. 


Gem) 7 p.m. 


CUP Contest (Gem MP) 


-UCM "Holacaust 


-AASU Speaker (Chap) 


-AASU Speaker (Chap) 


Remembrance 


7 p.m. 


7 p.m. 


Lecture" (Gem M-P) 






7:30 p.m. 






Wed. Mar. 31 


Thurs. April 1 


Fri. April 2 


-Summer Jobs Fair 


•UAB presents Damn 


-High School visitation 


(Gem M-P) 11-4 


Yankees and Jackyl 


-Kappa Alpha Psi Dance 


-AASU Speaker (Chap) 


(Tippin) 8 p.m. 


and step show (Gem MP) 


6 p.m. 




7 p.m. 


-Jazz Band (Aud) 






8:15 p.m. 






•Greek Bowl (Chap) 






8:30 p.m. 







Photography exhibit opens at Sandford Gallery 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



The human being is the theme 
of the recently opened exhibit in 
Sandford Art Gallery. The 
exhibit, "Figure, Portrait, 
Persona" features six female 
photographers who concentrate 
on one of the three elements of 
humanity listed in the exhibit's 
title. 

Artists represented in the 
exhibit range from early female 
photographers to those of the 
present day. One of the turn of 
the century artists shown in the 
gallery is Rebecca Ann Reynolds 
Smith, who owned and operated 
a photography studio in Carlisle, 
PA, in the 1850's. Another 
historic photographer in the 
exhibit is Frances Benjamin 
Johnston, who opened a 
photography studio in 1890 and 
later documented the Carlisle 
Indian School in 1903. 

The progression of 
photography as an art form is 
displayed in the works of three 
members of the photo Secession 
movement. The works are by: 
Alice Boughton, Eva Watson- 
Schuue and Ema Spencer. 
These early photogravures 
concentrate on persona, the 
character that a picture can 
create. 

The six photographers featured 
are: Lynn sloan-Theodore, Ruth 
Bernard, Edna Bullock, Judith 



Golden, Tamarrs Kaida and Ann 
Noggle. Noggle's works include 
video stills and silverprint photos 
on aging. Kaida's display 
includes photos with text beside 
them, similar to the way a book 
would read. Golden is 
represented by a series of self- 
portraits, which are hand-painted 
photos. 

"Kaida and Golden combine 
the documentary aspect of 
photography with the expressive 
potential of portraiture," states 
Sherry L. Best, a co-curator of 
the exhibit. 

Bullock and Bernard 
concentrate on the human figure, 
though in different ways. 

"Mrs. Bullock relates the 
human figure to nature and the 
gestures of the surrounding 
environment," said Joeline 
Schaffer, "Ruth Bernard studies 
the figure traditionally and her 
results are masterful 
compositions that reveal the dual 
complexity and elegance the 
human form engenders." Shaffer 
is the curator of the Sandford 
Gallery. 

Lynn Sloan-Theodore's 
portraits demonstrate the many 
people with AIDS and their 
personalities. Sloan -Theodore 
will be the guest artist at a slide 
lecture on April 5, 1993 at 7:30 
in the Hart Chapel. 

The exhibit coincides with 
women's month and will be open 




for the women's conference 
during March 26 and 27. This is 
significant, because, according to 
April Katz, a co-curator of the 
exhibit "Compared with their 
male peers, women artists in the 
second half of the 20th century 
have had limited exhibition 
opportunities, media coverage 
and grand support. In spite of 
these obstacles, an increasing 
number of female artists, many 
of whom are photographers, 
have moved into the forefront of 
art and are actively shaping its 
concerns. 

The "Figure, Portrait, Persona" 
exhibit will run from March 22 
into April. Gallery hours are 
Monday, Wednesday, Friday 9 
a.m. to 5 p.m. and Tuesday and 
Thursday 11:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. 



Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
People who visit Sandford Gallery will get the chance to 
see a photography exhibit of the human body. 



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Students travel south of the border in Gemmell 

»hr. romivQi in Rin that mac 



by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 



Sunday evening gave Clarion 
University students a chance to 
put a little "salsa" in their lives 
as Latin American Night took 
place in Gemmell Complex. 

The festivities were sponsored 
by the CUP International 
Association and featured over 30 
students in performances 
representing the cultures of 
Panama, Costa Rica, Haiti, 
Mexico, Argentina and Brazil. 

The evening began with an 
introductory skit featuring one of 
those annoying neighbor-types 
who insist on showing you the 
videos of their latest family 
vacation. 

The feature presentations 
included performances of 
. Panamanian dance styles, a 
Haitian "Don Juan" skit with 
dancing, a re-enactment of the 
tango and a spicy videotape of 




Lois Oertel/Clarion Call 
One of the activities of Latin American Night was doing the Latino-style dancing. 



the Carnival in Rio that made 
ALF week look like a kiddie 
birthday party. 

The highlight of the evening 
was sampling ethnic foods from 
Latin America and the 
Caribbean. 

The buffet included arroz con 
guandu (rice and beans), and 
incredible breaded fried steak 
with garlic dish, ham and cheese 
wrapped in tortillas with bean 
salsa and some delicious 
desserts. 

It was obvious that the 
International Association put a 
lot of hard work into this 
program to make it as 
entertaining and exciting as it 

was. 

If you missed Latin American 
Night, be sure to catch South 
Asian Night on April 18 at 7 
p.m. in Gemmell's Multi- 
purpose room. 



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Operatic Choruses 11 

March 27, 8 p.m. Marwick-Boyd Aud. 
Music by: The Johnstown's Symphony 
Featured Soloists: Mulitin Lazich, Dr. John 

McLean, Colleen Neubert, Myrna Paris 

and Augusto Paglialunga. 

The concert is free and open to the public. 

Sponsored by Clarion University Concert Choir, the office of 
tClarion University President and the Provost Cultural Series. 



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Pictured above is a few members of the Forensics team 
with the trophies they brought home from Geneva. 



No debating it!! 

That 's right. There is no 
debating that the Forensics 
team is back and better than 
ever here at Clarion. 

The team is boasting a very 
impressive season this year, 
with just the National 
Tournament left on April 14- 
19. Two weeks ago they won 
three trophies in Kentucky 
and the week before that they 
"cleaned house" in Geneva 
winning 12 individual 
trophies and first place 
sweepstakes. "This is the first 
time in at least ten years the 
team has done that," said Tim 
Anderson, coach and also a 
former debater for Clarion. 

The team consists of 20-30 
individual speakers and 10 
debaters. The team is open to 
anyone interested in debating. 



by Dan Parrish 






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Ballet tonight! 

When: Thurs. March 25 
Where: Marwick-Boyd 

8 p.m. 
-Tickets available at 
Gemmell Complex 
information desk, 
performance is free to 
Clarion University 
students with valid I.D. 
-$8.00 adults and $4.00 
children. 






Pace 16 - The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 




THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 





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two fishermen/gatherers attempt to communicate. 



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Calvin and Hobbes 



by Bill Watterson 



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Your Horoscope 
March 21 to 27 




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PROFESSOR COSMO 

WEEKLY OVERVIEW 

Emphasis will be on opportunitvas Sun 
moves into progressive Anes Sunday 
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The Oscars: and the nominees are. . . 



The Clarion Call - 3-25-93-Page 19 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



The last couple weeks of 
March can be the most 
entertaining weeks of the year. 
Not only can we expect to see 
the NCAA basketball tourney, 
but we can also see the most 
popular of all awards being 
handed out to those who have 
achieved greatness in the movie 
industry. No, it's not the 
Grammy or the Espy, but the 
Academy Award, a.k.a the Oscar. 
The Academy Awards began in 
1928 and got the name "Oscar" 
in 1931 by an Academy librarian 
who said it reminded her of "my 
uncle Oscar," and for some 
reason it stuck. The awards 
show is the most widely watched 
program in the world, even 
surpassing the Superbowl. 

I have chosen the people who 
will win the award, as well as 
those who deserve to win 
instead. The following is a list 
of the six most important 
categories, so check your 
favorite and compare when the 
Academy Awards air Monday, 
March 29th. 

Best Actor . The Nominees are: 
Robert Downey Jr. "Chaplin", 
Clint Eastwood "The 
Unforgiven", Stephen Rea "The 



Crying Game", Al Pacino "Scent 
of a Woman" and Denzel 
Washington "Malcom X." 
Chances are good that Al Pacino 
will win especially since he's 
been nominated six times and 
hasn't won. Of those nominated, 
Denzel Washington probably had 
the best role but has already 
received an Oscar for the 1989 
film "Glory." My choice for best 
actor was Jack Lemmon in 
"Glengarry Glen Ross" in which 
he didn't even receive a 
nomination. 

Best Actress . The nominees 
are: Catherine Deneuve 
"Indochine", Emma Thompson 
"Howard's End", Mary 
McDonnel "Passion Fish", 
Michelle Pfeiffer "Love Field" 
and Susan Sarandon "Lorenzo's 
Dil." Susan Sarandon is my pick 
of who will win the Oscar with 
Emma Thompson as a close 
second. Sarandon who was 
nominated last year for "Thelma 
and Louise" is about due. 

Best Supporting Actor . The 
nominees: Jaye Davidson "The 
Crying Game", Jack Nicholson 
"A Few Good Men", Al Pacino 
"Glengarry Glen Ross", Gene 
Hackman "The Unforgiven" and 
David Paymer "Mr. Saturday 
Night." My pick is Gene 



Hackman for "The Unforgiven." 
He's been nominated four times 
and hasn't got it, unlike Jack 
Nicholson who deserves it but 
already has his mantel full of 
them. If you have seen "The 
Crying Game" the last thing you 
want is for Jaye Davidson to 
win, more about that later. 

Best Supporting Actress . The 
nominees: Miranda Richardson 
"Damage", Judy Davis 
"Husbands and Wives", Vanessa 
Redgrave "Howard's End", Joan 
Plowright "Enchanted April" and 
Marisa Tomei "My Cousin 
Vinny." This could be the most 
boring category yet. The little 
exposed film "Damage" which 
hit very few theatres this summer 
was one of the better films of the 
year. My choice is for Miranda 
Richardson. She hosted 
Saturday Night Live last week 
and also had a role in "The 
Crying Game." 

Original Song : "Beautiful of 
my soul" (The Mambo Kings), 
"Friend Like Me" (Aladdin), 
"Whole New World" (Aladdin), 
"I Have Nothing" and "Run to 
You" (both from "The 
Bodyguard"). This category 
should be re-named "Best 
Disney Tune" since it has won 
for the past two years and 



probably will this year for 
"Whole New World" from 
Aladdin. Disney had become 
rather tiresome as the past two 
Disney movies seem much the 
same. For reasons unknown, 
Eric Clapton wasn't nominated 
for "Tears in Heaven" from the 
Rush soundtrack which swept 
the Grammys last month. My 
pick for most deserving song 
goes to U2 for "Unul the End of 
the World" from the sci-fi movie 
of the same name released for a 
short time early last year. 

Best Director : The Nominees: 
Neil Jordan "The Crying Game", 
James Ivory "Howard's End", 
Robert Altman "The Player", 
Clint Eastwood "The 
Unforgiven" and Martin Brest 
"Scent of a Woman." It's going 
to be Clint Eastwood with a most 
deserving win over Neil Jordan. 
Clint has never won an Oscar 
and since he probably won't get 
best actor, he definitely will pull 
this out. Who doesn't deserve 

it? Once again Spike Lee wasn't 
nominated— too bad. 

Best Picture : The most 
important category with "Silence 
of the Lambs" winning last year. 
The nominees are: "The Crying 
Game", "A Few Good Men", 
"Howard's End", "Scent of a 



Woman" and "The Unforgiven." 
"The Crying Game" has been 
hyped out of control for the past 
couple of months. The big plot 
twist that everybody is talking 
about and yet not talking about 
(it makes sense if you saw the 
film) is the only thing that 
carries the movie. If a film like 
this wins, our society is in deep 
trouble. If you want to know 
what this big secret is, just give 
me a call and save yourself the 
hassle. The best choice for best 
picture is my fav — "The 
Unforgiven." This film came out 
over the summer and provides us 
with the fewest flaws out of all 
the nominees. 

Well, there you have it. My 
choices for this year's Academy 
Awards. The critics pick "The 
Crying Game" to sweep this 
year's Oscars while the public 
wants Eastwood's "Unforgiven." 
At any rate, enjoy the show 
Monday night, expect the 
unexpected and hope "The 
Crying Game" goes away crying. 



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Clarion hoping to Spring into 1993 PSAC-West race 



by Jon Q. SUler 
Sports Editor 



It's now officially spring. At 
least in the box scores, as the 
Clarion University Golden Eagle 
baseball team returned from its 
annual Southern Trip to Florida 
with a 4-5 record and a lot of 
positives. 

The Golden Eagles dropped 
their first three games in Cocoa 
to Marion College, 6-1, 
Madonna, 9-4, and Mt. Union, 8- 
2, respectively. Clarion started 
the trip out well defensively, but 
seven walks in each of the first 
two contests really told the story. 
Marty Valentic settled the 
Golden Eagles down in game 
four versus Stonehill, by winning 
4-1. Valentic earned a complete 
game victory by allowing only 
four hits and striking out four. 
The only Stonehill run was 
unearned. Jesse Grieb went 3-4 
on offense with an RBI, while 
Tim Stimmell went 2-4 with a 
triple andan RBI. ,, /i, 

' Clarion earned their next 
victory, 5-2. versus PSAC-rival 
Lock Haven. This time Brett 
Houy threw the complete game, 
allowing only two hits. Dave 
Skovera was 2-3 with an RBI. 

Looking to even up the slate, 
CUP fell, 6-5, in a close one to 
Keene St. Rob Hooks took the 
loss by giving up the go-ahead in 
the bottom of the sixth. With 
two on and two out, trailing by 
one, in the bottom of the seventh 
inning, Skovera hit a rope into 
leftcenter field, only to have a 
diving catch rob Clarion of the 
game. 

CUP rallied from a 5-0 deficit 
by scoring five runs in the fifth 
inning but fell in the nailbiter. 
Houy had two hits. 

The Golden Eagles next won 
by the ten-run-rule, 10-0, over 
Ursinas for their third win of the 
trip. Stimmell, Skovera, Pat 
Berzonski and John Shedd all 
had two hits in the rout. 

CUP fell to New Hampshire 
College in the eighth game of the 
trip, 8-4. Jason Rafalski pitched 
four strong innings. Shedd, John 
Qauhliero, Kurt Pannier and 
Marc Keller all had two hits as 
the Golden Eagles hung a 12 
spot in the hit column for the 
second straight game. 

The final contest of the nine- 




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Double up your pleasure: Shortstop Dave Skovera (tagging runner) and second sacker 
John Quahliero (10) ,along with catcher Marc Grommes and centerfielder Johnny Shedd, 
help make the 1993 Golden Eagle defense very strong up the middle. 

game trip might have been the action. Knight recorded his first Skovera, who gave us a peek at 

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most exciting thing happening in 
all of Florida before a 2.5 hour 
time limit gave CUP an 11-9 win 
in their rematch versus Keene St. 

Four lead changes occurred 
before a Skovera homer capped 
off the two-run win and fourth 
CUP win on the trip. Stimmell 
got the win in relief and Chad 
McCombs picked up the save. 
Skovera had two hits again, 
along with Shedd and Marc 
Grommes. 

Overall, Skovera was 9-15 on 
the trip (a .600 clip), while 
Stimmell was a pleasant surprise 
at 7-14 (two triples). 

Head coach Rich Herman was 
also pleased with the overall 
performances of freshmen Pat 
Berzonski, Jason Knight and 
Chad McCombs. Herman said 
that, because of two key injuries 
to starting pitchers, younger 
pitchers are going to see more 



threw eight scoreless innings. 

"Our hitting is ahead of our 
pitching right now," said 
Herman. "The pitching will be a 
question mark early on, due to 
two key injuries. In bringing in 
more youth on the mound, we 
will need to play good defense to 
help the staff." 

Clarion will need a solid 
contribution all the way around 
to stay with the likes of early 
season favorite Slippery Rock 
and Cal in the conference. The 
Rock went 10-2 against some 
tough competition in Florida, 
while Cal was 8-4. 

Part of that contribution will 
come from the infield, were the 
senior Houy and Ken Barnett 
lead the way at first base. 
Quahliero will start at second 
with backup help from freshman 
Matt Madigan. The junior 



his capabilities in Florida, will 
start at short, being backed by 
talented frosh Chris Zerbe. 
Senior Andy Workinger will man 
the hot-corner and receive depth 
from Pannier. 

Houy was a second team All- 
Region choice in 1991 with a 
.430 batting average (37-86), 
two dingers and 17 RBl's before 
falling to .272 last season with 
only 12 RBIs. 

Quahliero, with sophomore 
eligibility, hit .288 last season 
with 15 RBI's after transferring 
from Youngstown State. 

Skovera hit .349 in 1990 as a 
freshman before sitting out his 
sophomore season with a knee 
injury. He hit .272 last season 
with 13 RBl's but appears to be 
back to old form alter the Florida 
trip. 

Skovera and Quahliero make 
the Eagles strong up the middle 



and they turn the double play 
well. 

Workinger led the team in 
1992 with a .349 average (30-86) 
and 19 runs, while getting nine 
RBI's. 

The CUP outfield is strong 
with returning starters Shedd in 
center and Keller in right, while 
Brian Popovich and the 
freshman McCombs battle for 
time in left. Grieb and 
newcomer Chris Yasher will also 
see time. 

Shedd will move to center alter 
starting three seasons in left. At 
leadoff, Shedd batted .330 (30- 
91), scored 18 runs and drew 10 
walks in '92. He has a career 
average of .290 and has stolen 19 
bases in 24 attempts. 

Keller batted .3 16 in 1992 with 
15 runs and 16 RBl's. 

Behind the plate, Clarion will 
be led by returning starter Marc 
Grommes and first year 
performer Ber/onski. 

Grommes, a sophomore, 
played well as a freshman, 
hitting. 286 and played well 
defensively. 

Berzonski has a quick bat and 
an extremely strong arm. 

With key injuries to pitchers 
Mark Spohn, Jason Rosenberger, 
Ryan Bauer and Brian Wojtalik, 
Houy, Rafalski and Valentic will 
lead the mound staff. 

Houy has a lifetime record of 
4-10 and has 65 K's over 70 
innings but has to cut down on 
walks. 

Rafalski, who possesses 
excellent pitches, sported an 0-2 
record with one save as a 
freshman in 1992. 

Valentic tossed 33.2 innings a 
year ago, posting a 3-2 mark 
with a 3.12 FRA. He also hurled 
a shutout at Mercyhust in '92. 

All three pitched well on the 
Southern Trip. 

DeChellis, Mark Johnson, 
Knight, Hooks and Stimmell will 
all be asked to contribute from 
the mound. 

Also on the roster but likely to 
red-shirt are Robert Austin, 
Aaron Miller and Steve Wagner. 
The liagles are dedicating the 
1993 season to former infielder 
Larry J. Cioffi, who was 
tragically killed in New Castle 
on July 24. The Eagles have his 
initials embroidered on their hats 
for 1993. 



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Hay ward, Golden Eagles win five in the sun 



The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 Pace 21 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Denardo, Kudzma, and 
Bowman endlessly studied 
weather maps in an attempt to 
explain the frigid temperatures, 
acres of snowfall, and violent 
gusts of wind in the "Blizzard of 
4 93." These experts pondered 
everything from high pressure 
systems to cold fronts. 
Unfortunately, they overlooked 
the obvious; Janine Hayward's 
fastball. 

Hayward compiled a pitching 
record of 5-1, which included 
two shutouts, two one-hitters, 
and a no-no as the Clarion 
softball team visited Cocoa 
Expo, Florida for an eight-game 
spring break vacation 

Hayward started game one and 
showed no mercy toward 
opposing batters, or for that 
matter, the east coast. The senior 
captain blew away eight en route 
to a one-hit, 5-0 shutout of 
Waynesburg. The offense was 
paced by Leslie Schattauer who 
drove in two runs and stole three 
bases, and by Hayward, who 
helped her own cause with a 
walk, a single and two swipes. 

After losing a pair to Lake 
Superior State, the Lady Eagles 
got back on the winning track 
with a 2-0 whitewash of Albion. 
Hayward went the distance, 
giving up six hits and striking 




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"Whoosh": Captain Jeannine Hayward hurled two one- 
hitters and a no-no in a tremendous 1993 start down south. 



out 10. Sarah Pitney and Lesley 
Crostin drove in runs for Clarion 
as the Eagles evened their record 
at two games a piece. 

A 12-5 loss to a strong Malone 
team forced the Eagles to search 
for the spark that could turn their 
fortunes around. The 

thunderbolt right arm of Janine 
Hayward produced more than 
just a spark, it produced a no- 
hitter. 

Hayward struck out 11 in 
Clarion's 5-1 victory over 
Wheaton. Table-setter Meghan 
Kelly reached base four times 
from the lead-off position, and 
freshman Heather Hurst drove in 
three runs with three doubles to 
power the "O". 

That same day, Hayward threw 
a one-hitter against Brandeis to 
lead the Lady Eagles to a 9-3 
win. Gerri Condo went 2-for-4 
including a gargantuan home 
run, and Hurst added three hits to 
assist the Eagles' cause. 

The final game on the trip saw 
Hayward win her fifth of the 
season, 8-5 over Catholic. Hurst 
went 2-for-3 and scored three 
times, and Danene Brown 
banged out two safeties to lead 
Clarion. 

The Eagles' record stands at 5- 
3 as first-year head coach Jodi 
Pezek-Buras prepares them for 
the cold-weather schedule. "We 
have a lot of talent on this team, 



the women are great to teach and 
are willing to learn," said Pezek- 
Bums. 

The pitching staff is led by 
Hayward (a senior and captain), 
who nursed a 2.68 earned run 
average last season. Freshmen 
Brown and Hurst will round out 
the three pitcher rotation. 

The infield consists of 
Schattauer at first, Pitney at 
second, Kelly at short, Kami 
Rickert at third, and Leslie 
Croston behind the plate. Jody 
Rhoades, Janean Rodkey, and 
Condo will also see time in the 
infield. 

The outfield is comprised of 
speedster Robin Land in center, 
Mary Beth Kasenchak in right, 
and Hurst in left. Adding depth 
to the outfield positions are 
juniors Mary Patterson and 
Hilary Martwinski. 

Pezek-Burns is ready to lead 
all of the new faces into combat 
in her inaugural season. 

"This is a very young team, 
we have a lot to prove to 
ourselves and to our opponents," 
said Pezek-Burns. Pezek-Burns 
will be assisted by Dr. Robert 
Pitney and Mike Miller. 

PSAC-West play will begin at 
home on April 13 against IUP. 

The Eagles will have to fight 
the weather throughout late 
March and early April in 
preparing for PSAC-West play. 



Golden Eagle wrestlers gain experience at nationals 



by Eric Feigel 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
Golden Eagle wrestling team 
finished off the season by 
sending three representatives to 
Div. I nationals held last 
weekend at Iowa State 
University. Although each 
missed out on gaining All- 
American status for the season, 
each gained valuable national 
experience. 

Participating for Clarion at 
Iowa State were Moss Grays, at 
150 pounds, Dan Payne, at 177, 
and heavyweight Rob Sinlobin. 

Grays, only a sophomore, lost 
his only match, 7-5, to Cal Poly's 
Jake Gaier and finished his 
season with an overall record of 
11-6. 

Despite missing the first half 
of this season with an injury, 
Grays bounced back to post 
strong second place finishes at 
both the PS ACs and EWL's. 

Payne, also a sophomore, 
posted a 2-2 record at nationals. 
In the opening round, he fell to 



Ohio State's Kevin Randleman 
14-9. Randleman was the 
eventual national champion at 
177, defending his title. 

Dropping into the wrestle 
backs, Payne then defeated Mark 
Frushone of Central Connecticut, 
10-3, and Dan Wingrove of Ohio 
University, 4-1. 

In his next match, in which a 
win would have secured Ail- 
American honors, Payne was 
decisioned by the number seven 
seed Pat Lynch 3-1. 

Payne was 28-8 in 1992-93, 
won a PS AC title and finished 
second at the EWL's. 

He now has a career record of 
37-21. 

Sintobin, a junior, dropped 
both of his matches in his first 
trip to nationals. 

He lost to the eventual national 
champion Sylvester Terkay by 
fall at 1:02, then was decisioned 
in the wrestle backs by Dan 
Hicks of Navy 4-1. 

Sintobin ended the season at 
20-10, having won an EWL 
championship. 
He has a career mark of 45-37. 



"I thought Dan Payne wrestled 
very well at nationals," said head 
coach Jack Davis. "He was 
aggresive on the mat and was 
only one win away from 
becoming an All-American. 
Although Moss and Rob lost 
their matches, I feel their 
experience will be a big benefit 
next season." 

The University of Iowa won 
their second straight team 
national championship with 
123.75 points, followed by Penn 
State and Nebraska. 

The Clarion wrestlers had a 
combined record of 2-5 (team 
captain Dan Payne getting both 
wins) and finished 62nd overall, 
with one point. 

Clarion sent the wrestlers to 
nationals after a strong EWL 
performance by the three in 
early March. 

Sintobin's Eastern Wrestling 
League run made him only the 
ninth Clarion wrestler at 
heavyweight to win an EWL 
championship and the 30th 
Golden Eagle overall in the 
history of the tournament. 



Sintobin met up with Pitt's Pat 
Wiltanger in the finals and 
garnered a takedown 13 seconds 
into the overtime period to 
capture the crown with an 11-9 
win. 

Grays placed second at the 
EWL's. 

After winning his first two 
matches, he lost a close one, 7-3, 
to Chad Bailey of Bloomsburg in 
the finals. 

Payne also won his first two 
matches to get to the finals but 
was decisioned, 4-3, by the 
number one seed, Dean Morrison 
from West Virginia, in the 
championship match. 

Both Luke Shocklee (at 118) 
and Nick Pendolino (at 134) 
finished fourth for Clarion at the 
EWL's and were one win away 
from qualifying for the national 
tournament. 

Two true freshman, Dave 
Thomas and Chad Billy, placed 
fifth in the EWL tournament. 

Paul Antionio finished sixth at 
the EWL's for CUP. 

As a team, the Golden Eagle 
wrestlers posted a strong fifth 



place EWL finish, only three 
points behind fourth place Pitt. 
Bloomsburg won the team EWL 
title. 

"We were a couple overtime 
losses away from sending two 
more wrestlers to nationals," said 
Davis. 

A relatively young squad 
gained valuable PSAC, EWL 
and national experience in the 
1992-93 season and will look to 
build on that for 1993-94. 



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If Abbott can make it there, Yanks can make it anywhere 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



The Boston Red Sox and 
Detroit Tigers gave way to the 
Toronto Blue Jays in the 
American League Eastern 
Division in the latter part of the 
1980s. The New York Yankees, 
Baltimore Orioles, Milwaukee 
Brewers and Cleveland Indians 
are in line to succeed the 
Canadians in the middle '90s. 
Can the first ever non-U. S. 
World Series champion fend off 
the dogs one more time? 
That is the question, here is the 
answer: 

Basement- The Boston Red 
Sox. Last season, the 
Beantowners finished in last 
place (73-89, 23 GB) for the first 
time since 1932. . . and that was 
after they thought they had found 
the final piece to the puzzle in 
lefthander Frank Viola. 

It can't be blamed on the 
"Curse of Bambino." Babe Ruth 
is dead, but some BoSox would 
be older than the Babe if he were 
still alive. General Manager Lou 
Gorman calls it experience, most 
call it old age. Injuries and 
fatigue will set in like gangrene 
by August. 

Predicted record: 68-94 
Sixth place- The Detroit Tigers. 
The offense, with the beefy 
likes of Rob Deer, Mickey 
Tettleton and Cecil Fielder led 
the league in home runs (182) 
and runs scored (791) in 1992. 
Apparently, it wasn't enough for 
pitchers Walt Terrell, Mark 
Leiter, Scott Aldred or Eric King 
as the Motor City Kitties 
finished at a 75-87 clip. The 
staff allowed the most runs in the 
game with 794. 

The 1993 Tiger Stadium crew 
looks about the same. 
Tremendous power and run 
scoring ability on offense again. 
Still no pitching. Keep feeding 
these healthy homerun hitters 
pizza (now Little Ceasar's, 
formerly Domino's) and paying 
them dough (not the stuff in the 
pizza), but it looks like Detroit is 
gonna need all of those homers 




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again just to capture sixth place. 
Predicted record: 72-90 
Fifth place- The Cleveland 
Indians. First the bad news: The 
Tribe hasn't won an American 
League pennant since 1954. 
They haven't even contended for 
one since 1959. Now the good 
news: The 1992 Ohio warriors 
improved 19 games from 105 
defeats the previous season to 
finish in a tie for fourth in the 
East. The committed 

organization is definitely headed 
in the right direction as the team 
averaged 26.8 years of age last 
season and didn't have even one 
million-dollar bonus baby. 

The Tribe was third in the 
AL in hitting and fourth in steals 
in 1992. Pitching will be the 
weakness. The Indians were 
already concerned about the 
pitching staff going into spring 
training, then lost three pitchers 
in a serious boating accident on 
Monday. Number-two starter 
Bobby Ojeda was injured and 
both Tun Crews and Steve Olin 
were killed. 

The Indians will be near the 
bottom of the barrel again in the 



AL pitching department, 
resulting in a second division 
finish once again. 

By next year, the Tribe will 
call a different stadium home. 
Youth, speed, a new stadium, 
affordable players and twenty- 
five cents, without pitching, will 
buy General Manager John Hart 
a cup of coffee. Instead, he 
should use that twenty-five cents 
and the affordable players to 
shop around for some pitching. 
Predicted record: 74-88 
Fourth place- The Milwaukee 
Brewers. Phil Garner's 1992 
version (90-72) of the "Brew 
Crew" surprised everyone by 
sticking with the World 
Champion Jays all season long, 
only falling in the last week. 

This year's squad will 
definitely sing a different tune. 
Many more questions and doubts 
linger over this season's squad 
than did over last season's. 

The Brewery lost their best 
hitter, Paul Molitor and their best 
pitcher, Chris Bosio. 

The Crew was looking like 
they could be the team that 
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will keep them falling short for 
awhile. 

Predicted record: 83-79 
Third place- The Baltimore 
Orioles. Where did this team 
come from all of a sudden? This 
team lost 95 games in 1991, but 
bounced back to win 89 last 
season and contend for the 
pennant. Reebok-man Brady 
Anderson was a .219 career 
hitter who turned '92 into a 20 
homer, 80 rbi and 50 steal 
season. Outfielder Mike 
Devereaux doubled his rbi 
output (59 to 107). Mike 
Mussina won 18 games and 
fashioned a nifty ERA in his first 
entire season. So where did they 
come from? Not even the front 
office knows, but they are for 
real. 

If the O's stay healthy, they 
may win it all. But doubts loom 
everywhere. First sacker Glenn 
Davis has been hurt for the last 
couple of seasons. At short, Cal 
Ripken suffered through nagging 
injuries last year and finished 
with un-Ripken-like numbers. 
At 1,735 games, Lou Gehrig is 
now turning in his grave. At the 
hot corner, Leo Gomez is 
recovering from a shoulder 
injury. Catcher Chris Hoiles 
missed six weeks due to injuries. 
Number-two starter Ben 
McDonald had his only injury 
free season last year. 

Newly acquired Hal Reynolds 
at second and Hal Baines can 
only help. But what's virtually 
unchanged can only stay the 



same. 

Predicted record: 88-74 
Runner-up- The Toronto Blue 
Jays. This is not the same team 
that won the World Series in 
1992. Gone are Dave Winfield, 
Dave Stieb, Jimmy Key, Tom 
Henke, David Cone, Kelly 
Gruber, Candy Maldonado, 
Ranee Mullinicks and Manny 
Lee. Enough will be left to 
contend. 

Paul Molitor joins Devon 
White, MVP candidate Roberto 
Alomar, Joe Carter, World Series 
MVP Pat Borders (best catcher 
in the AL) and Juan Guzman to 
makeup the new nucleus. 

Youngsters Derek Bell, Ed 
Sprague, Eddie Zosky, Todd 
Stotlemyre, Mike Timlin and 
Duane Ward will have to fit ever 
so neatly into the shoes of 
Winny, Gruber, Stieb and Henke 
to continue the success. That 
might be asking for too much, 
too soon. 

Predicted record: 91-71 
Division champ- The New 
York Yankees. Street & Smith 's 
cover-boy Jim Abbott will 
attempt to add another chapter in 
the book of great Yankee left- 
handers. The last two chapters 
have been written by Whitey 
Ford and Ron Guidry. Will 
Abbott live the next verse? Or 
could it be another new addition 
to the Zoo, Jimmy Key? 

Abbott and Key, alongside K 
artist Melido Perez and 
youngsters Sammy Militello and 
Bobby Wickman, give the Bronx 
Bombers a wonderful alternative 
to a staff that featured Scott 
Sanderson and Tim Leary. 
Steady Spike Owen joins the 
Yanks to man short, adding 
invaluable leadership qualities. 
Leadership qualities in the Bronx 
Zoo? Wade Boggs is not a .259 
hitter and will prove it in stripes. 
Lefty slugger Paul O'Neil also 
joins New York to shoot for the 
314 foot right field porch. Steve 
Howe is back again and flying 
high (no pun intended). 

All of these new faces showing 
up in Ft. Lauderdale can only 
mean one thing- George is back! 

Steinbrenner can never keep 
his fingers out of other people's 
nostrils, but this team has the 
talent to surprise with or without 
George. 

By 1995, with the arrival of 
lefties Bricn Taylor and Sterling 
Hitchcock, Russ Davis, etc.), this 
team could corner the AL East 
market. 
Predicted record: 92-70 



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Sports Opinion- AL West 

Beefy Rangers to change adage that pitching wins pennants 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Basement- How bad are the 
California Angels? Well, they 
finished tied for fifth last year 
(72-90, 24 GB). In an effort to 
get even worse, they traded their 
best starting pitcher, Jim Abbott, 
and left the second best closer in 
baseball, Bryan Harvey, 
unprotected during the expansion 
draft. If it wasn't for Chuck 
Finley and Mark Langston, the 
Angels wouldn't win a game. 

I've heard of rebuilding, but 
this is ridiculous. Damion 
Easley, J.T. Snow, Tim Salmon, 
Ron Tingley, Chad Curtis and 
Gary DiSarcina will make up 
two-thirds of, not the Edmonton 
Trappers line-up, but the 
California Angels' line-up in 
'93. 

If Langston and Finley each 
win 40 the Angels may finish 
around .500, if not, the Marlins 
and Rockies will have better 
records than the Halos. 
Predicted record: 53-109 
Sixth place- The Oakland 
Athletics. Mark McGwire and 
Jose Canseco didn't win 
Oakland division titles, good 
starting pitching did. Dave 
Stewart and Mike Moore are 
gone, leaving the staff ace role to 
36-year-old Bob Welch. Even if 
Welch has one great year left in 
him, the remainder of the staff is 
Ron Darling, Storm Davis and 
Bobby Witt, hardly the stellar 
staff of 1989. 

The outfield of Rickey, Ruben, 
and Hendu could be the best in 
the west, but the infield of 
Brosius, Blankenship and 
Bordick could be the worst. 

It won't be long until Rickey 
cries to be traded, injuries begin 
to set in, and McGwire returns to 
his .201 form. After this occurs, 
nobody will be able to save the 
A's, not even the Eck. 
Predicted record: 75-87 
Fifth place: New uniforms, new 
logo, new ownership, same 
Mariners. Lou Piniella will take 




Reuters photo 
Roger Maris' record of 61 home runs in a single season. . . 
GON! Juan Gonzalez will have 42 by the break in 1993. 

over the reigns in Seattle this one starter. If sophomore Dave 



season in an effort to convert this 
team into a winner. Seattle has 
some outstanding young hitters 
in Ken Griffey (.308, 27 home 
runs, 103 RBI's), Jay Buhner 
(25 HR's) and Edgar Martinez 
(.343, 18, 73). Tino Martinez 
will get the start at first base with 
underrated Omar Vizquel (.294, 
seven errors in 633 chances) and 
Bret Boone up the middle. 

The offense won't be a 
problem, the pitching staff will 
be. Piniella proved his mastery 
of handling a bullpen with 
Cincy, and he brings with him a 
bonified 40 save man in Norm 
Charlton. The starting staff will 
undoubtedly tell the tale for the 
'93 Mariners. 

The acquisition of Chris Bosio 
from Milwaukee (16-6, 3.62) 
gives Seattle a quality number 



Fleming (17-10, 3.39) can return 
from injury and Randy Johnson, 
Erik Hanson and Brian Holman 
can pitch at a level anywhere 
near what was originally 
expected of them, Seattle could 
make a legitimate run. My guess 
is they won't. 
Predicted record: 77-85 
Fourth place: The Chicago 
White Sox. The same story as 
the Mariners. The offense is no 
problem with Raines, Sax, 
Ventura, Thomas, Burks etc. 
Rockin' Robin along with a 
healthy Ozzie Guillen gives the 
ChiSox the best defensive left 
side in baseball. Unfortunately, 
nobody knows if Guillen is 
healthy. Speaking of healthy, 
what about Bo? The pitching 
staff has more questions than an 
annoying four-year old. Only 



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for 15-20 wins, while Alex 
Fernandez and Wilson Alvarez 
have showed signs of brilliance, 
but have not yet proven they can 
win in the show. 

The key to this season and the 
next five seasons will be whether 
or not someone will emerge as a 
quality number two starter. Kirk 
McCaskill is not the answer. 
Predicted record: 83-79 
Third place- The Kansas City 
Royals. The Royals improved 
their ball club immensely over 
the winter. The middle-infield 
tandem of Greg Gagne and Jose 
Lind will quickly emerge as the 
best double-play combination in 
the majors. The theft of Felix 
Jose from the Cardinals beefs up 
an order which already included 
Brett, Joyner and Kevin 
McReynolds as the main cogs. 
Brian McRae will soon surpass 
Rickey and Raines to become the 
best lead-off man in the division, 
and Mike Macfarlane and Brett 
Mayne could quietly become one 
of the best catching units in 
baseball. 

The greatest improvement to 
this team will be seen in the 
pitching staff. The acquisitions 
of David Cone and Mark 
Gardner were gigantic. Cone 
and Gardner join an already 
talented staff of righties 
including Kevin Appier, Mark 
Gubicza, Mike Boddicker and 
Jeff Montgomery in the closer 
role. 

Kansas City is still two or three 
players away from seriously 
contending for the west crown. 
Another 80 RBI man in the 
middle of that order, one solid 
left-handed set-up man, and a 
power-hitter coming off the 
bench could return this proud 
franchise to its days of yore. 
Predicted record: 85-77 
Second place: The Minnesota 
Twinkies have the best pitching 
staff in the west, but that may 
not be good enough. Kevin 
Tapani and Scott Erickson are 
good, but the ace of staff will 
soon be Willie Banks. Banks 



has the stuff to challenge Roger 
Clemens for a Cy Young award, 
all he needs is confidence. 

As long as the Twins have 
Kirby, they will be a contender. 
Knoblauch, Mack and Hrbek are 
established winners, and Pedro 
Munoz will probably drive in 
over 100, but the addition of 
Dave Winfield won't be as 
important as experts believe. 
The Twins will finish strong but 
will have to wait until next year. 
Predicted record: 87-75 
First place: Wow! That's all 
you can say when you gaze at 
the Texas Rangers line-up. Jose 
Canseco and Juan GONzalez 
could very possibly put together 
a run reminiscent to Maris and 
Mantle in 1961. GON, whose 73 
homers by age 23 is more than 
both Hank and Babe had at that 
age, led the majors in homers 
last year even though Mark 
McGwire had already hit 30 by 
the All-Star break. Add Rafael 
Palmiero (22 HR's, 85 RBI's), 
Julio Franco (.341 in 1991) and 
Dean Palmer (.229, 26, 72), and 
the Texas Rangers could set 
unbreakable records for runs 
scored in a season. 

The major change in this 
Rangers' team is defense. 
Catcher Ivan Rodriguez, whose 
49 percent success rate in 
gunning down thieves led the 
majors by far, leads the way in 
the field. The new DP 
combination of Manuel Lee and 
Billy Ripken will solidify the 
middle of the diamond, and 
reserves Doug Dascenzo and Jeff 
Huson will add to the new and 
improved defense. 

The pitching staff is the only 
factor keeping this team from 
baseball immortality. 

Kevin Brown won 21 last year, 
and the additions of Chuck 
Leibrandt (15-7, 3.36) and Craig 
Lefferts (13-9, 3.69) will help 
the staff, but this is one of the 
few teams that may not need 
pitching. Tom Henke is now the 
closer, and the Rangers are for 
real. 
Predicted record: 89-73 



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Come and rock for the right reasons! 
Come to a free Christian rock concert 
featuring Ascent, March 27 at 9:00 
p.m. in Gemmell Multipurpose Room. 
Sponsored by Newman Association 
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be taken. 



Summer job fair, Wednesday, March 
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March 29 is cancelled. The next 
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Personals 



Theta Phi Alpha: The mixer was a lot 
of fun. We'll have to do it again real 
soon. Delta Chi 



Happy Birthday Jenn W., Tara and 
Lori 1! Have a great one! We love 
you! Love, your Theta Phi Alpha 
sisters. 



Delta Chi: Thanx for the fun mixer! 
We had a great time. Can't wait till we 
do it again. Love, the sisters of Theta 
Phi Alpha. 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to wish all 
the sororities and fraternities good luck 
during greek week. 



Phi Sigma Sigma Spring '93 pledge 
class: You're all so awesome! Thanks 
for the invite Friday 1, had a blast! 
Love Kristen 



Dana and Dana: You two are doing 
incredible with Greek Week! Love, 
your Phi Sig Sisters 



Carla, Thanks for being our key girl ! 
The Brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa 
Hi Jeanna! Love, you know who. 



Good luck during Greek Week, Sigma 
Tau Gamma! Love Amy 



To the brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa: 
PJ's and boxers was the nights theme, 
together we made quite a great team. 
Although it might seem we were 
ready for bed. we danced all night and 
parried instead! The mixer that night 
was great and we're sorry our Thank 
You's are late' Love, the Sisters of Phi 
Sigma Sigma 

Congratulations to Phi Sigma Sigma's 
newly elected executive hoard! They 
are: Archon--Tonya Schmidt; Vice 
Archon-Lauri Rohrbach; Pledge 
Mistress--Dana Ed; Rush-Desiree 
Wassam; Tribune-Elizabeth Eaton; 
Scribe--Amy Donahue; Bursar-Kim 
Dampf; Member at large -Stephanie 
A. Wright; and Panhel Representative- 
-Elizabeth Hagenboch. We are looking 
forward to another awesome year! 
Love, your Phi Sig Sisters. 



Call 227-2014 and wish Darlene a 
Happy 22nd birthday. Have a great one 
grandma! Love, Spaz, Rodie and 
Sweet and Sour. 



Congratulations Alpha Phi Omega on 
the succesi of the bowl-a-thon for 
muscular dystrophy. Watch out for 
those falling balls. Great job everyone. 
Looking forward to the semi-formal. 



To the Brothers of Alpha Chi Rho: 
Thanks to the weather, we finally got 
together. The rope was tight it was a 
perfect night. Let's mix again soon and 
start it at noon. Love, the Sisters of 
Alpha Sigma Alpha. 



The sisters of ASA wish everyone the 
best of luck during Greek Week. 



The Brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa 
would like to wish all the Greeks good 
luck in Greek Week! 



The brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa 
would like to thank the alumni 
brothers and little sisters for a great 
Founders Day weekend! "26 years." 



Scott and Jason: Thank you for all the 
time and hard work you put in to 
Greek sing. The pay-off will be Friday 
night. Phi Sig Brothers 



The brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa 
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Clarion women finish second, men sixth at nationals 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The men's and women's 
swimming and diving teams 
posted strong performances at 
nationals held at Ashland 
University last week. The 
women finished second while 
the men captured sixth place 
honors. 

Oakland, Michigan won the 
women's title with 609 points. 

Junior diver Kim Strawbridge 



was named NCAA Division II 
Diver of the Year for her 
outstanding season. Strawbridge 
won the three-meter national 
championship with an amazing 
452.51 points, and she also 
placed second in the one-meter 
event with a score of 407.9. 
Strawbridge destroyed the field 
in winning the one and three 
meter events at the PSAC 
championships, and her 
performance at Nationals 



secured her place as Division II's 
best diver. 

Clarion diving coach Dave 
Hrovat accomplished what the 
Duke Blue Devils basketball 
team could not. Hrovat three- 
pealed as NCAA Division II 
Coach of the Year by leading his 
divers to seven All-American 
placings and this year's national 
championship. 

Seven Golden Eagles 
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American status. 

Tedra Kruse, only a freshman, 
was a four-time All-American 
and had three outstanding 
individual swims. She placed 
second in the 1650 freestyle with 
a school record time of 17:04.19; 
set another school record in the 
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while finishing in less than five 
minutes. She was also a member 
of the 800 free relay team which 
placed fifth with a time of 
7:43.72. 

Justine Gibbons, a junior, was 
a six-time All-American with 
three individual placings and 
three relay finishes. Gibbons 
placed sixth in the 100 and 200 
backstroke and seventh in the 
500 free. Her relay wins 
included a third place finish in 
the 200 and 400 medley, and a 
fifth place showing in the 800 
free. Justine is now a 17-time 
Division II All-American. 

Dina Maylor, a graduate 
student, was also a six-time All- 
American. Maylor placed 
individually in the 100 and 200 
back, finished second in the 200 
and 400 free relays, and helped 
in placing third in the 200 and 
400 medley relays. She finished 
her career as a 20-time All- 
American. 

Becky Jushchyshyn was a four 
time All-American at nationals 
and finished her career with 12 
All-American honors. Her 
accomplishments include the 
1992 National Championship in 
the lOObreaststroke. 

Dawn Jones, a sophomore who 
made her first trip to nationals, 
was a seven-time All-American, 
including five relay wins. 

Stephanie Kissell won four 
All-American honors and Kathy 



Randazzo won two. 

Other divers earning All- 
American status include Amy 
Paganie, Kendra Raymond, Jill 
Braught and Pauline O'Connor. 

The Clarion men's team 
finished a strong sixth, and 
Miller was proud of the effort 
put forth by his squad. 

Clarion received top 
performances from Steven 
Darby, Rick Bull, Dave Sheets 
and Steve Kozowyk. 

Darby, a senior, placed second 
in the 100 and 200 butterfly, 
eighth in the 500 free and led the 
400 and 800 medley relay team 
to fifth and eighth place finishes, 
respectively. Darby, the 1992 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year," 
finished an outstanding career 
with 22 All-American honors. 

Bull, a junior and the 1991 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year," 
was a six time All-American at 
nationals giving him 18 honors 
for his career. Bull finished 
fourth in the 200 butterfly and 
sixth in the 200 IM. 

Sheets, a senior, finished his 
career a 20-time All-American 
after four honors at Ashland. 

Rosenbaum finished fifth as a 
part of the 400 medley relay 
team, while Kozowyk was on the 
seventh place 800 free relay 
team. 

The divers were led by two- 
time All-Americans Joe Egan 
and John Oleksak. Egan, a 
sophomore, finished fourth in the 
one-meter event and 10th in the 
three-meter. Oleksak, a junior, 
was 10th on one-meter and 11th 
on three-meter. 

Miller put it all in perspective 
by saying, "I'm proud of our 
performance and we're already 
looking forward to 1993-94." 



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In 

This 
Issue 



News 

Meeting goals 
Clarion strives to meet! 
diversity goals .pg.5 

Features 

Arts Week 

22nd Annual Celebration of I 
Arts Week. Find out! 
about this tradition and what it 
holds in store for you this 



year.. 



w.n 



Sports 



Women's Softball 
Women's Softball team 
splits doubleheader at 
Westminister. pg.21 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Rain, high 65 
Friday: Showers, high 

55 
Saturday: Rainy and 

turning colder, 

high 43 
Sunday: Wet snow, high 

38 
Monday: Rain and snow, 

high 35 

Tuesday: Cool, high 33 
Wednesday: Warmer, high 
38 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg.5 

TV Guide pg. ic 

Features pg, n 

Entertainment. pg. 16 

Sports pg. 21 

Classifieds pg. 23 



Personnel reductions to offset 
projected $2.7 million deficit 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in-Chief 



President Diane Reinhard 
announced Tuesday to university 
employees that 20 vacant faculty 
and eight current non-faculty 
positions will be eliminated in 
order to combat a projected $2.7 
million shortfall for 1993-'94. 

"Additionally," said Reinhard, 
"one management, two SCUPA 
(State College and University 
Professional Association) and 
one AFSCME (American 
Federation of State, County and 
Municipal Employees) rank and 
file positions will be reduced 
from 12 to nine months." 

"None of the permanent, tenure 
track faculty will be furloughed," 
said Ron Wilshire, interim vice 
president for univgm+y 
advancement. 

President Reinhard met with 
employees at three meetings on 
Clarion's campus and one on 
Venango's campus, Tuesday. 
She briefed university employees 
on the projected shortfall, the 
budget reduction process and 
plans for the future. 

The cuts amount to 6.9 
percent of the faculty and will be 
accomplished through non- 
replacement of faculty who 
resign or retire and by the 
nonrenewal of faculty on 
temporary contracts. 

Those employees who will be 
affected by the reductions will be 
notified within the next two 
weeks. 

The office of Finance and 
Administration, through ongoing 
budget planning, are estimating 
that incoming revenue for fiscal 
year 1993-'94 will only amount 
to $48.14 million. Expenses are 
estimated at $50.9 million, 
therefore creating a $2.7 million 
shortfall. Payroll costs for next 
year are projected at $43.6 
million. 

According to Reinhard, 
personnel costs have increased 
significantly over the past 
several years. "We've all had 




n .. ._ Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 

President Reinhard addressed university employees on Tuesday about the projected $2 7 
million shortfall for 1993-94 and the elimination of several positions. 



pay raises since 1990-91." 

President Reinhard's decision 
came from a result of meeting 
with administration most of last 
week in order to determine the 
best plan of action for the budget 
reduction process. 

Or. Reinhard said that three 
areas of concern factored into 
the decision making process and 
these included, protecting the 
integrity of Clarion's student 
services and academic programs; 
maintaining 85 percent of budget 
costs to personnel with the 
remaining 15 percent going 
towards operating expenses; and 
accomplishing the plan in the 
most "humane way possible" for 
Clarion University personnel. 

Dr. Reinhard has also taken 
additional steps to ensure that 
costs will be kept to a minimum. 



She has asked all vice presidents 
to meet with division leaders in 
order to review current budgets 
so that as much funds as possible 
can be salvaged and carried 
through to next year. 

She has also put a freeze on 
hiring and asked Provost John 
Kuhn to work closely with 
admissions to ensure that 
enrollment next year will be 
equal to or greater than this year. 

Planning for the 1994-'95 
fiscal year is in the works as 
well. All non-instructional 
programs, administrative 
positions and academic programs 
will be reviewed in order to 
determine where change can be 
made to reduce costs. 

Clarion University APSCUF 
(Association of Pennsylvania 
State College and University 



Faculties) President Robert 
Balough expressed disapoint- 
ment at Dr. Reinhard's decision 
and said that if cuts are 
necessary, they should be done 
"equitably." 

He also added that, 
"Unfortunately academic 
programs and the students they 
serve are once again bearing the 
brunt of the budget cuts." 

One of the reasons Clarion is 
presently facing this situation is 
that over the past several years 
state appropriations have not 
kept up with increasing 
university costs. 

Another factor in low 
revenues is the enrollment 
decrease over the past two years. 
This is attributed to the declining 
number of graduating high 
school seniors within the state. 




Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 3-25-93 



Clarion women finish second, men sixth at nationals 



by Karen Ruud 
Sports Writer 



The men's and women's 
swimming and diving teams 
posted strong performances at 
nationals held at Ashland 
University last week. The 
women finished second while 
the men captured sixth place 
honors. 

Oakland, Michigan won the 
women's title with 609 points. 

Junior diver Kim Strawbridge 



was named NCAA Division II 
Diver of the Year for her 
outstanding season. Strawbridge 
won the three-meter national 
championship with an amazing 
452.51 points, and she also 
placed second in the one-meter 
event with a score of 407.9. 
Strawbridge destroyed the field 
in winning the one and three 
meter events at the PSAC 
championships, and her 
performance at Nationals 



secured her place as Division II 's 
best diver. 

Clarion diving coach Dave 
Hroval accomplished what the 
Duke Blue Devils basketball 
team could not. Hrovat three- 
peated as NCAA Division II 
Coach of the Year by leading his 
divers to seven All-American 
placings and this year's national 
championship. 

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Ameriean status. 

Tedra Kruse, only a freshman, 
was a four-time All-American 
and had three outstanding 
individual swims. She placed 
second in the 1650 freestyle with 
a school record time of 17:04.19; 
set another school record in the 
400 IM with a time of 4:31.71; 
and placed third in the 500 free 
while finishing in less than five 
minutes. She was also a member 
of the 800 free relay team which 
placed fifth with a time of 
7:43.72. 

Justine Gibbons, a junior, was 
a six-time All-American with 
three individual placings and 
three relay finishes. Gibbons 
placed sixth in the 100 and 200 
backstroke and seventh in the 
500 free. Her relay wins 
included a third place finish in 
the 200 and 400 medley, and a 
fifth place showing in the 800 
free. Justine is now a 17-time 
Division II All-American. 

Dina Maylor, a graduate 
student, was also a six-time All- 
American. Maylor placed 
individually in the 100 and 200 
back, finished second in the 200 
and 400 free relays, and helped 
in placing third in the 200 and 
400 medley relays. She finished 
her career as a 20-time All- 
American. 

Becky Jushchyshyn was a four 
time All-American at nationals 
and finished her career with 12 
All-American honors. Her 
accomplishments include the 
1992 National Championship in 
the 100 breasLstroke. 

Dawn Jones, a sophomore who 
made her first trip to nationals, 
was a seven-time All-American, 
including five relay wins. 

Stephanie Kissell won four 
All-American honors and Kathy 



Randazzo won two. 

Other divers earning All- 
American status include Amy 
Paganie, Kendra Raymond, Jill 
Braught and Pauline O'Connor. 

The Clarion men's team 
finished a strong sixth, and 
Miller was proud of the effort 
put forth by his squad. 

Clarion received top 
performances from Steven 
Darby, Rick Bull, Dave Sheets 
and Steve Kozowyk. 

Darby, a senior, placed second 
in the 100 and 200 butterfly, 
eighth in the 500 free and led the 
400 and 800 medley relay team 
to fifth and eighth place finishes, 
respectively. Darby, the 1992 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year," 
finished an outstanding career 
with 22 All-American honors. 

Bull, a junior and the 1991 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year," 
was a six time All-American at 
nationals giving him 18 honors 
for his career. Bull finished 
fourth in the 200 butterfly and 
sixth in the 200 IM. 

Sheets, a senior, finished his 
career a 20-time All-American 
after four honors at Ashland. 

Rosenbaum finished fifth as a 
part of the 400 medley relay 
team, while Kozowyk was on the 
seventh place 800 free relay 
team. 

The divers were led by two- 
time All-Americans Joe Hgan 
and John Oleksak. Egan, a 
sophomore, finished fourth in the 
one-meter event and 10th in the 
three-meter. Oleksak, a junior, 
was 10th on one-meter and 11th 
on three -meter. 

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by saying, "I'm proud of our 
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Volume 74, Issue 20 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania April 1, 1993 




Meeting goals 
Clarion strives to meet 
diversity goals pg.5 

Features 

Arts Week 

22nd Annual Celebration of 
Arts Week. Find out 
about this tradition and what it 
holds in store for you this 



year. 



Sports 



pgn 



Women's Softball 

Women's softball team 
splits doubleheader at 
Westminister. pg.21 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Rain, high 65 
Friday: Showers, high 

55 
Saturday: Rainy and 

turning colder, 

high 43 
Sunday: Wet snow, high 

38 
Monday: Rain and snow, 

high 35 

Tuesday: Cool, high 33 
Wednesday: Warmer, high 
38 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. 1C 

Features pg. 11 

Entertainment pg. 16 

Sports pg. 21 

Classifieds pg. 23 



Personnel reductions to offset 
projected $2.7 million deficit 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor- in - Chief 



President Diane Reinhard 
announced Tuesday to university 
employees mat 20 vacant faculty 
and eight current non-faculty 
positions will be eliminated in 
order to combat a projected $2.7 
million shortfall for 1993-'94. 

"Additionally," said Reinhard, 
"one management, two SCUPA 
(State College and University 
Professional Association) and 
one AFSCME (American 
Federation of State, County and 
Municipal Employees) rank and 
file positions will be reduced 
from 12 to nine months." 

"None of the permanent, tenure 
track faculty will be furloughed," 
said Ron Wilshire, interim vice 
president for univeristy 
advancement. 

President Reinhard met with 
employees at three meetings on 
Clarion's campus and one on 
Venango's campus, Tuesday. 
She briefed university employees 
on the projected shortfall, the 
budget reduction process and 
plans for the future. 

The cuts amount to 6.9 
percent of the faculty and will be 
accomplished through non- 
replacement of faculty who 
resign or retire and by the 
nonrenewal of faculty on 
temporary contracts. 

Those employees who will be 
affected by the reductions will be 
notified within the next two 
weeks. 

The office of Finance and 
Administration, through ongoing 
budget planning, are estimating 
that incoming revenue for Fiscal 
year 1993-'94 will only amount 
to S48.14 million. Expenses are 
estimated at $50.9 million, 
therefore creating a $2.7 million 
shortfall. Payroll costs for next 
year are projected at $43.6 
million. 

According to Reinhard, 
personnel costs have increased 
significantly over the past 
several years. "We've all had 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
President Reinhard addressed university employees on Tuesday about the projected $2.7 
million shortfall for 1993-94 and the elimination of several positions. 



pay raises since 1990-91." 

President Reinhard's decision 
came from a result of meeting 
with administration most of last 
week in order to determine the 
best plan of action for the budget 
reduction process. 

Dr. Reinhard said that three 
areas of concern factored into 
the decision making process and 
these included, protecting the 
integrity of Clarion's student 
services and academic programs; 
maintaining 85 percent of budget 
costs to personnel with the 
remaining 15 percent going 
towards operating expenses; and 
accomplishing the plan in the 
most "humane way possible" for 
Clarion University personnel. 

Dr. Reinhard has also taken 
additional steps to ensure that 
costs will be kept to a minimum. 



She has asked all vice presidents 
to meet with division leaders in 
order to review current budgets 
so that as much funds as possible 
can be salvaged and carried 
through to next year. 

She has also put a freeze on 
hiring and asked Provost John 
Kuhn to work closely with 
admissions to ensure that 
enrollment next year will be 
equal to or greater than this year. 

Planning for the 1994-'95 
fiscal year is in the works as 
well. All non-instructional 
programs, administrative 
positions and academic programs 
will be reviewed in order to 
determine where change can be 
made to reduce costs. 

Clarion University APSCUF 
(Association of Pennsylvania 
State College and University 



Faculties) President Robert 
Balough expressed disapoint- 
ment at Dr. Reinhard's decision 
and said that if cuts are 
necessary, they should be done 
"equitably." 

He also added that, 
"Unfortunately academic 
programs and the students they 
serve are once again bearing the 
brunt of the budget cuts." 

One of the reasons Clarion is 
presently facing this situation is 
that over the past several years 
state appropriations have not 
kept up with increasing 
university costs. 

Another factor in low 
revenues is the enrollment 
decrease over the past two years. 
This is attributed to the declining 
number of graduating high 
school seniors within the state. 



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Sports Editor 

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Work study 
programs 

Work study programs on 
college campuses are intended 
for students who are putting 
themselves through school with 
student loans and for those 
students with financial 
difficulties. But, are these the 
students who are really getting 
hired? 

Clarion University has 
approximately 1,000 work study 
jobs available. Prior to hiring, an 
employer should find out 
through the financial aid office 
whether or not a student is 
financially eligible to work. If a 
student is not qualified, 
(receiving loans) then that 
student should be turned down 
for employment. 

However, as the old saying 
goes, "it is not what you know, 
rather who you know." A 
number of students are getting 
work study programs because 
they are friends with somebody 
who is currently working and 
that person can get them the job. 

The blame, in my opinion, is 
on the employers. Too many 
corners are being cut. They, (the 
employers) have more important 
tasks than worry about making 
"eligibility checks" on their 
future help. They are getting a 
student for 10 plus hours a week 
to do their typing, filing, 
running, etc. which is saving 
them a great deal of their own 
time and effort. Why on earth 
should they care who the 
students is? 

There's the problem. They 
should care! I have been 
searching for a work study 
program for six semesters now, 
to no avail. I am $16,750 in debt 
to the student loan company and 
have received no funding from 
my parents (they have their own 
bills to worry about). I thought 
all along that I would be the 



Lori Tayman 



perfect candidate for a work 
study. After all, they were 
intended for people in my 
situation (intended being the 
operative word here). Well, here 
I am, four years later, without a 
work study job. Neverless, I can 
quickly name a few people off 
the top of my head who have 
work study jobs and their parents 
or relatives are funding their 
entire tuition, room and board, 
not to mention extra spending 
cash (a paycheck plus money 
from mom and dad, how 

(cont. on pg. 4) 



It started out as a run of the 
mill rumor. Then we got a tip 
which panned out into actual 
documentation that we weren't 
supposed to have. 

We ran the story last week on 
the front page and that started 
the whispers and speculation. 
Who leaked the Call confidential 
information which provided 
them last week's scoop? The 
scoop I might add which beat the 
local papers and even the 
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette to the 
punch. Who provided the 
information that indicated the 
administration was looking at 
layoffs as an option to combat a 
projected $2.7 million shortfall 
for the 1993-'94 fiscal year? 

Instead of asking who, why not 
ask why? Why the secrecy? 
Why wasn't the student body 
supposed to know until this 
week? Why the "behind the 
back questions" of "Do you 
know who it was?" Incidentally, 
no one asked me. 

It seems that the administration 
is looking after its own interests 
first as this recent development 
indicates. Perhaps the frame of 
mind was that it didn't affect the 
students. I beg to differ. 
Students ask, "How will this 
affect my courses? Is my job as 
a student employee in jeopardy?" 

Why are university officials 
shocked and dismayed at the 
fact we obtained this 



information? Did it occur to 
anyone that students have a right 
to know? 

In the scramble to vote for pay 
raises and a president's house, 
the students have been replaced 
as a concern. Many students 
realize this. I can't count the 
number of times students have 
said in the past year, "We are a 
forgotten entity." This attitude 
that the administration seems to 
have has often come through. 

One alumnus told me that he 
refuses to donate money to this 
university because they provided 
little if any assistance when he 
asked for it during his years here. 

What administration have to 
realize is that if it weren't for us, 
the students, you wouldn't have a 
job. You wouldn't be getting a 
nice fat paycheck and you 
wouldn't have the "prestige" of a 
title or an office with a view. 
Yes I understand that your jobs 
are difficult. As the old faculty 
joke goes, "School would be fun 
if it weren't for the students." 
But, from a student's perspective, 
our job is difficult too because 
we have to put up with so much 
bureaucratic nonsense and often 
times the run-around. 

Need I remind you that you 
are working for us. We are the 
consumer. We buy the product. 
We, as students, support you. 
This isn't so much your 
university as it is ours. 




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Guns or Sanity? 

Dear Editor: 

Will you be one the 700,000 
Americans who will be 
confronted by a gun, one of the 
24thousand who will die from a 
handgun bullet or one of the 
20thousand scheduled to be 
wounded and possibly 
permanently crippled by gunfire 
in 1993? If so, you should be 
comforted in advance by the gun 
culture's cry that, "Guns don't 
kill people, people kill people." 
Obviously this slick sounding 
but meaningless slogan speaks to 
the thoughtless but hardly to 
others, and certainly not to the 
dead or even the wounded. A 
hand without a trigger never 
fired a shot. 

A myth constantly propounded 
by the gun culture is that we 
need a gun for protection, 
although to have one often 
escalates a confrontation to one's 
demise. It may well be that the 
gun lovers have that view for 
reasons other than rational ones. 
I suggest that subconsciously 
many simply have some deep 
inner insecurity that demands 
they seek an artificial comfort by 
possessing the power of a deadly 
weapon. 

Gun supporters begin with a 
conclusion, namely that a gun 
makes one secure. However, a 



handgun is an extremely poor 
defensive weapon even if one's 
finger remains on the trigger at 
every moment. Defenders are 
invariably taken by surprise, 
usually with their weapon out of 
reach, destined, if fired at all, to 
be aimed badly as they tremble 
in great fear. Hence, the level of 
violence, not safety, is raised. 
Some protection, eh? 

Guns in die home are 43 times 
more likely to kill a relative or 
acquaintance than an intruder. 
The boy, his playmate and gun 
are all too often parted by 
bloodshed. For every criminal 
killed by a handgun defender, 
118 innocents die from gunshot 
murders, accidents and suicides. 
The British, Canadians and 
Japanese are not nearly as armed 
as we are, yet their homes and 
streets are far safer. 

The National Rifle Association 
and the gun culture seek refuge 
in the Second Amendment, 
which states, "A well regulated 
MILITIA being necessary to the 
security of a free state, the right 
to keep and bear arms shall not 
be infringed." 

How can one read that and 
honestly argue that the "right" 
pertains to anything other than 
the maintenance of a militia? 
Recently retired Supreme Court 
Justice Lewis Powell, a 
conservative appointed by 
Nixon, has said, "It is not easy 



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understand why the second 
Amendment, or the notion of 
liberty, should be viewed as 
creating a right to own and carry 
a weapon that contributes so 
direcdy to the shocking number 
of murders in our country." He 
blamed the U.S. murder rate in 
large part to the ready 
availability of handguns. Powell 
said that even if the Amendment 
applies to privately owned guns, 
it does not apply "with respect 
to handguns as opposed to 
sporting rifles and shotguns." 
Powell noted that, "During the 
Vietnam War 58,021 Americans 
were killed but during that same 
period approximately 122,000 
were murdered, over seventy 
thousand with firearms." 
Former Chief Justice Burger, 
another conservative, has 
expressed similar views. 

The President's commission 
on Law Enforcement in 1967 
noted that the "U.S. Supreme 
Court and lower Federal courts 
have consistently interpreted 
this Amendment. . . not as a 
guarantee of an individual's 
right to keep or carry firearms." 
Any reasonable interpretation of 
the Amendment does not 
provide a "right" to own a gun, 
nor does it justify thousands of 
needless bloody killings. 

Recently the ninth U.S. 
Circuit Court of Appeals ruled 
3-0 that the Constitution does 
not prevent states from keeping 
certain types of guns out of 
private hands. Aside from that, 
the Constitution has always 
evolved to meet the needs of the 
time. Those who still harbor the 



notion that a gun is essential 
simply live in a time when 
personal gun ownership is no 
longer reasonable, responsible or 
even especially meaningful. 

Sanity demands an end to the 
annual slaughter of 24 thousand 
persons with handguns, the 25 
thousand air rifle injuries and 
deaths and the destruction of 
many school children with 
assault weapons. Worse yet, the 
amount of blood being shed due 
to bullets is increasing each year. 

Rationality demands that we 
reject superficial slogans and 
misleading myths so that we can 
respond positively to the facts. 
Twelve children are murdered 
daily, 135,000 students carry 
handguns to school every day, 
400,000 have done so at least 
once and schools now spend 
millions on metal detectors 
rather than on books. 

An outright ban on handguns, 
assault weapons and air rifles 
would eventually remove the 
great majority of these 
dangerous toys and needless 
weapons from our homes and 
streets. 

Nor is there any reason to 
believe that the hunter's gun, 
assuming it might sometimes be 
justified, cannot be held more 
safely in the possession of a 
"sporting" club or neutral agency 
for most of the year. 

A gun in every bedroom closet 
may provide some superficial 
but needless satisfaction, an 
occassional hour of target 
shooting, a misleading sense of 
security or the sense of power 
that sometimes goes with the 



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ability to kill, but nothing worth 
trading for our very lives and 
limbs, which number in 'he 
thousands and thousands! 

Has Somalia shown us 
nothing? 

As Gore Vidal said recently, "I 
have just done something more 
rare than people suspect-stated 
the obvious." 

Kenneth Emerick is a retired 
faculty member of CUP. 

A concerned 



friend 



CATHOLIC 

CAMPUS MINISTRY 



At 7:45 p.m. 



Dear Editor: 

I am writing this editorial to 
address a problem that happens 
to many people: suicide. 

I have been there, and I know 
how it feels to want to no longer 
be living. 

You feel like no one cares, no 
one is your friend, and that no 
one loves you. 

I am writing to a really good 
friend of mine: I care, and I am 
your friend. 

I know that you are very 
confused right now about a lot of 
things. 

But that is okay. Everyone 
gets confused about life 
sometimes. 

I also know that you feel like 
death is the only solution to the 
problem of life. 

Suicide is not the solution and 
life is only a problem if you let it 
be. 

I know you have the strength 
to get you through this. 

The phrase "Carpe Diem" is 
really true; everyday can be 
wonderful if you want it to be. 

I have gotten so close to 
committing suicide, but I did not 
because I know that I mean a lot 
to others, even if I felt as if I 
meant nothing to myself. 

I am also glad that I am still 
alive because I am here to share 
my story with people like you. 

I really appreciate life now: I 
am here to see one more sunset, 
and to sing one more song. 

Life is such a precious gift 
and you have to "seize the day", 
everyday of your life. 
Unfortunately, I had to leam that 
the hard way. But you don't have 
to. 



(cont. on pg. 4) 



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Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



convenient). 

I often wonder what good a 
program is if it does not serve 
the proper purpose. There are too 
many bright young students who 



can barely (if at all) afford to go 
to college. Work study programs 
were intended to help those 
students. If they are not doing 
just that, the university and the 
state (which funds work studies) 



are wasting their money. 

Of the thousands of work study 
programs on campuses all over 
the USA, if one student is 
working who does not meet 



financial need, it is one too 
many. 

So I say to each and every 
department which hires students 
for a work study job, a thirty 
second phone call to the 



financial aid office could make 
the difference between a student 
staying in college or not. 

Lori Toyman is a senior 
communication major. 



Students react to Clinton's service plan 



CPS Students reacted favorably 
to President Clinton's call for a 
national service program to pay 
college tuition, although some 
tempered their enthusiasm with 
concerns about how the plan 
would be carried out. 

Questions were also raised 
about the low number of students 
who would be involved the first 
year and the cost effectiveness of 
the plan, which will be 
introduced to Congress this 
spring. 

"We're not saying that the 
national service program is a bad 
idea: it's a fine idea. And 
Clinton's strong emphasis on 
serving the common good is a 
welcome change from the dog- 
eat-dog ethics of the Reagan- 
Bush era," read an editorial in 
The Daily of the University of 
Washington in Seattle. "But 
national service isn't, and 
couldn't possibly be, for 
everybody." 

Clinton, making good on a 



campaign promise, announced 
his plan in early March at 
Rutgers University in New 
Brunswick, N.J. He called for 
$7.4 billion to finance the 
national service corps over the 
next four years. Students would 
earn credit for college money by 
performing public service. 

By 1997 there would be 
approximately 100,000 students 
involved in the program. An 
effort will be made this summer 
to train 1,000 young people for 
community projects. It is 
expected to cost $15 million, and 
Clinton has said he will hold a 
Youth Service Summit at the end 
of the project to get feedback 
from the participants. 

Another proposal is to reform 
the student loan program by 
allowing college graduates to 
pay back their loans based on a 
percentage of their income. 
Loans would no longer originate 
from banks or thrifts, but would 
be managed by a central 



government agency. 

The editorial board at The 
Daily supported the loan- 
payback program as a more 
realistic approach to pay tuition, 
which is now averaging about 
$14,000. 

"It's basically a recycling of 
one of Michael Dukakis' better 
proposals: giving loans to 
students which are paid back 
with payroll deductions, the size 
of which would be based on 
income," the editorial said. 
"Dukakis proposed that the plan 
would do wonders for the 
millions of students graduating 
with large loan debts." 

Ryan Ravinsky, a junior at the 
University of Florida in 
Gainesville, told The 
Independent Florida Alligator he 
supports Clinton's community 
service plan. "If someone cares 
enough about their education to 
apply for financial aid, then I 
don't understand why they can't 
work for it," Ravinksy told the 



paper. 

Not all students quoted in the 
press seemed impressed. Shirley 
Leung, editor of Princeton 
University's The Daily 
Princetonian, expressed 
indifference in The Chronicle of 
Higher Education. "A lot of 
people are involved in 
community service here, but I'm 
not sure that a lot of students see 
it as a viable way to pay for 
college," she told the national 
publication. "The rationale here 
is that we can get high-paying 
jobs when we graduate." 

The president of Harvard 
University gave Clinton stronger 
support, but was still somewhat 
lukewarm. 

He told The Harvard Crimson 
that he agrees with the concept 
of public service for tuition, but 
that many details need to be 
worked out before it can become 
a viable plan. 

And what of students 
currently in high school? At least 



one.Cassie Nylen of Ashfield, 
Mass., went public in a big way 
when she wrote in Newsweek 
magazine's "My Turn" column of 
her endorsement. Nylen is a high 
school senior and wrote that she 
will be attending Haverford 
College, in Haverford, Pa., 
beginning in the fall. 

She said that her father 
supports Clinton's proposals. 
"My dad is excited about the 
prospect of a national service 
program, maybe a little too 
excited," she wrote. 

"The reason he likes the idea 
(and keeps yammering at me 
about it) is that he thinks young 
people will get a chance to gain 
the kind of understanding of 
their country and what makes it 
work that he got during his own 
military service. . ." 

Nylen said that national service 
will show students a broader 
scope of national problems: 
crime, urban strife, racial and 
class conflicts. 



Reader's Responses 

(cont. from pg. 3) 



Friend, I know you think that 
you have no good qualities about 
you. 

Everyone has bad qualities 
about themselves, but the 
positive definitely outweigh the 
negative in every case. Everyday 
I have to remember that inside I 
am a good person and that I 



matter to others, but most 
importantly, that I matter to 
myself as well. 

When I wanted to kill myself, I 
felt that if I put myself in a box, 
and no one could get in, that I 
would never get hurt. 

However, I instead hurt 
myself even more. There were 



always people there to listen and 
understand. 

There are still days when I 
want to just crawl up and put 
myself back into that box. 

I have now realized that that 
is not the solution, but the 
problem. 

I remember how it feels, and I 



stop myself everytime because I 
know that nothing is worth 
killing myself over. I know that 
you are a wonderful person, and 
if you weren't here, I would miss 
you so much, as would so many 
others. You mean so much to so 
many. 

I will always be here to talk, 



to listen, and my shoulder is 
always here to cry on. I am and 
will always be your friend. You 
are a great person. Carpe Diem. 



Monica Shearer is a sophomore 
Political Science and History 

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News 




Clarion strives for diversity 



by Alan Vaughn 
News Editor 



"There is growing 
acknowledgment of the changing 
racial/ethnic character of 
American society," said a report 
commissioned by Clarion 
University to study diversity on 
the university campus. 

The report, undertaken in the 
spring of 1992 by Training 
Research Development, Inc., 
was designed to "obtain a better 
understanding of the attitudes, 
perceptions, beliefs and actions, 
of selected personnel" of the 
university. 

Both the university and the 
State System of Higher 
Education have listed increased 
concentration on diversity as a 
priority for the 1990s. Clarion 
has enacted several programs in 
order to meet a goal of a more 
diverse and varied climate on the 
campus. The Office of Social 
Equity developed initiatives to 
aid in the attempt to take Clarion 
into a more diverse American 
culture than ever before. The 
office, which answers directly to 
the president, will have more 
influence in the faculty hiring 
policies, has held several 
sessions on campus to gauge the 
climate of the campus 
community. Consultants from 
the Insitute for Multicultural 



Education and Training in 
association with the Office of 
Social Equity put in place the 
first phase of a Comprehensive 
Diversity Training Model, with 
focus group discussion, seminars 
and surveys. 

Some, though, have expressed 
doubt as to the commitment of 
the university to true 
diversification. 

The campus is committed to 
achieving multi-culturalism only 
if the culture in question "speaks 
English," said one university 
faculty member. The number of 
of entering international 
freshman declined 59 percent 
between 1987 and 1991, with the 
number of enrolled graduate or 
international students falling 22 
percent, from 165 to 129, 
according to figures from a 
university self-study for the 
Middle States Association of 
Colleges and Schools, a higher 
education accreditation agency. 
The number of Hispanic students 
has increased 122 percent said 
the study, which went on to 
reveal that the number of 
enrolled Hispanics has only 
increased by 11 students, from 
nine to 20. White, Non-Hispanic 
students make up 95 percent of 
all enrolled students. 

"We no longer live in a melting 
pot — the entree has turned into a 
Caesar salad, meaning it is not 



beneficial to mainstream all 
cultures into the American 
culture, whatever that may be, 
but to encourage everyone to 
keep the faith of their own 
individual heritage and traditions 
while simultaneously supporting 
others," said Student Senate 
President Gara Smith. "How can 
we honestly send our student 
teachers out to teach the children 
about diversity without the 
teachers themselves 

experiencing different cultures? 
We must take a stand and 
demand diversity." 

According to the TRD report, 
students feel that there 
is"insensitivity and apathy on 
campus toward diversity." The 

reactions were obtained for the 
report using open ended 
questions and small-group 
discussion. Only the leading 
responses were printed in the 
report. 

"People have a misconception 
that diversity just includes 
African Americans, but it's really 
an inclusion of all different 
races, genders and sexual 
preferences, said Ralph Godbolt, 
president of the African 
American Student Union. "The 
university can incorporate 
cultural diversity into anything." 

Nearly all those surveyed felt 
that there is more that the 
university can do to recruit more 



Race and sex of Clarion students 



ASI-NJ^OTHER 

4.8% 



AFRI.-AMER. 
12.2% 




FEMALE 
67.3% 




MALE 
32.7% 



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RACE OF CLARION SAMPLE 



SEX OF CLARION SAMPLE 



Race of C.U.P. faculty and staff 
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3-5% 



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graph by TRD, Inc. 



minorities. However, many 
placed the blame less on the 
university than on the 
community and the attitudes of 
non-administrative faculty and 
students. 

"The administration, faculty 
and students don't take 
[diversity] seriously," Godbolt 
said. 

Responses indicated that many 
feel that the "good ole boy" 
network is alive and well, that 
the surrounding community 
offers little reason for minorities 
to come to Clarion and that 
many students on campus 
perceive that with increased 
minority enrollment, reverse 
discrimination for shcolarships 
and campus jobs may result. 

According to blacks surveyed 
in the report, many in the 
university community are not 
aware of what diversity actually 
means, that students tend to 
disrespect black faculty and that 
minorities sometimes get graded 
unfairly on assigments. 

Diverse recruitment is, at best, 
a difficult job in Clarion's 
predominately white geographic 
region. Efforts in recruitment 
have been aimed to mix the 
ethnicity on campus. The 
plannning intitative for Social 
Equity "Reality 92; Vision 97" 
developed timetables for 
implementing a variety of 



graph by TRD, Inc. 

proposals over the next four 
years. 

The program set a goal of a 
fifty percent increase in the 
number of minority students by 
1997, establishment of a faculty 
exchange program with an 
historically black college, 
eventually culminating with 
participation by half of Clarion's 
academic departments by 1997 
and curricular adaptations. The 
plans also suggested two specific 
actions: the hiring of a minority 
counselor, and full university 
support for the new Women's 
studies program. 

Diversity in recruitment has 
been lacking, though, said 
Godbolt, who is also a student 
senator. 

"[The university] is not willing 
to spend money to recruit 
minority students. The 
administration and student 
government need to take a strong 
stand on diversity." 

Progress has been made in 
some areas. Within the past two 
years, a Women's studies minor 
has been created, retention of 
minority students has increased, 
a handbook on disabilities has 
been written, a sexual 
harrassment policy has been 
adopted, a mulitcultural center 
has been established and an 
annual Women's Studies 
Conference started. 



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Seven goals outlined 

Venango Campus 
Mission Statement 
should be in place 
before MSA review 



The Clarion Call - 4-1-93- Page 7 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



The Venango Campus Mission 
Statement is currently under 
final review and revision. The 
statement outlines the goals of 
the campus and the measures 
being considered for 
implementing those goals. 

Many students at Clarion 
University may forget that there 
is a separate campus located in 
Oil City. The Venango campus 
is usually associated with 
Clarion University's nursing 
program. 

Venango Campus, as an 
integral part of Clarion 
University, not only responds to 
community needs but also serves 
a special role in the enhancement 
of the services and programs of 
the university. In order to 
articulate the mission of 
Venango Campus, the following 
goals are being offered. 

Goal one: To provide stand 
alone, two year associate 
degree programs of Clarion 
University. 

Venango Campus will explore 
community needs through its 
contact with regional institutions 
in business, government, and 
education to assure that 
meaningful and relevant 
associate degree programs are 
designed. 

Venango Campus has a 
concurrent responsibility to 
provide essential support 
services such as personal and 
professional counseling, tutoring 
programs, academic advisement, 
job placement services and 
appropriate opportunities for 
participation in extracurricular 
activities. 



Goal two: To provide 
continuing education for the 
Clarion University service 
area. 

The Oil City campus will have 
a responsibility to identify and 
respond to the continuing 
education needs of the region. 

Continuing education includes 
both credit and noncredit bearing 
coursework which may be 
technical and nontradational in 
nature. This would include SAT 
preparation courses, allied health 
education, or wood products 
manufacture training. Some of 
these offerings will be certificate 
programs and associate degrees 
which may be terminal and non- 
transferable. These programs 
will complement the offerings of 
existing educational institutions. 

Goal three: To provide an 
educational foundation for the 
four year degree programs of 
Clarion University. 

Since students from Venango 
County and the surrounding area 
may find it desirable to begin 
their four year degree programs 
at Venango Campus, the 
curriculum will be designed so 
that credits earned will be 
accepted toward the completion 
of a four year degree. Such 
articulation requires the 
appropriate structure of 
academic programs, reasonable 
scheduling and solid advising. 

Goal four: To provide a 
regional campus for adult 
learners who wish to further 
their education at the 
collegiate level. 

Its location, size and potential 
for program development give 
Venango Campus the advantage 
of being able to respond to the 
particular needs of adult learners. 



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Since seventy percent of 
Venango Campus students are 
adult learners, child care services 
are necessary. 

Goal five: To provide 
nursing education. 

Given the relatively high 
number of health care facilities 
in the Venango County area, it is 
logical to centralize direction 
and control of nursing education 
at Venango Campus. These 
programs will be adapted 
regularly to maintain high 
quality in meeting changing 
health care demands. 

The university will provide the 
academic and student services 
necessary to assure the quality of 
all the nursing education 
programs offered by Clarion 
University. 

Goal six: To develop 
initiatives for experimentation 
and innovation in teaching and 
learning. 

Venango Campus will offer 
opportunities for educational 
experimentation that will address 
the need to develop solutions to 
persisting problems in pedagogy. 



More effective means must be 
designed to meet the educational 
challenges of their future. 
Venango Campus will be a 
laboratory where new ideas can 
be tried and tested. 

Goal seven: To provide 
appropriate bachelor's degree 
courses and graduate courses. 

Venango Campus should meet 
the educational needs of the 
community's diverse non- 
traditional student population. 
Many of these students are 
confined to the immediate area 
because of financial constraints, 
work and family commitments 
and lack of transportation. 

By making more upper level 
courses available, Venango 
students could continue their 
education without traveling to 
the Clarion campus. 

University officials hope to 
have the mission statement 
completed and in place before 
this spring's review by the 
Middle States Association. 

MSA reviews the universty's 
policies and goals to decide if 
the university will receive an 



accreditation from the 
organization. 

A public meeting the 
University Community for 
Venango Campus will be held in 
Montgomery Hall , April 16 at 
1:00 PM. The university 
community will be notified with 
the distribution of the self-study 
prepared for the Middle States 
process and an update on that 
process. 

Students at Venango Campus 
can earn degrees in Arts and 
Sciences, Business 

Administration, Nursing, 
Paralegal Business Studies and 
Rehabilitative Services. 

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established in 1961 and was the 
first branch campus in the State 
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Clarion Professor once met cult predecessors 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



As the stand-off between 
federal agents and members of a 
religious cult, the Branch 
Davidians, continues, a Clarion 
University professor remembers 
his contact with an eariler branch 
of the cult in 1959. Dr. Herbert 
Bolland, the chair of the 
department of counseling 
services at Clarion University, 
met some members of the eariler 
cult when he was a student at 
Baylor University in Waco, 

Texas. 

The Davidians, as they were 
known in 1959, were awaiting 
the second coming when Bolland 
interviewed them in their 
encampment on Mt. Carmel. 
The followers of the cult had 
sold all their possessions and 
were waiting in tents to, "march 
together triumphantly into 

Jerusalem." 

"I talked to a number of them 
from throughout the United 
States and around the jvorld," 
recalls Bolland, who received his 
B.A. and his M.A. from Baylor 
University and his Ph.D. in 
psychology from Texas Tech 
University . "They came across 
as very sincere. They beleived 
their leaders, enough to sell 
everything they owned and wait. 
"I am sure none of the people I 
met then would still be a part of 
what is going on now. I 
frequently wondered how those 
people pick up their lives after 
that experience." 

Bolland sees the cult, which 
claims to be of the Seventh Day 
Adventist Church, something 
that officals of the church have 
denied, as following the pattern 
of most true cults. 

"A cult frequently disbands or 
becomes more radical after a 
period of time," said Bolland. 
"There seems to have been a 
power struggle within the cull 
and they have become more 
radical and survivalistic. I don't 
think the people I interviewed 



were like that." 

Speaking about the Branch 
Davidian's current leader, David 
Koresh, who had claimed to be 
Jesus Christ, Bolland said, "He 
could be delusional and possibly 
psychotic. I've never actually 
met him, so I have base that on 
what we've heard about him. He 
does seem fairly smart. Quite a 
few cults are based on a 
charismatic leader and involve 
rituals whereby the members 
give up everything for the group. 
Many of the cults involve some 
sort of different sexual practices 
because their leader has to 
control the mind and body of the 
members." 

"If he [Koresh] beieves he is 
Jesus Christ, then I would guess 
he is psychotic. If he is conning 
his followers into beleiving he is 
Jesus Christ, then I would say he 
is sociopathic." said Bolland. 

Bolland says that most cults 
are not dangerous in the sense 
that the Branch Davidians has 
become. "Cults appeal to the 
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situation, saying, "Most cults are 
not dangerous until they find 
themselves under attack." Cult 
leader Jim Jones lead his 
followers into a mass suicide at 
the Jonestown tragedy. At the 
time Jones was being 
investigated by the federal 
government on a wide array of 
charges. 

"Being a native Texan and 
growing up around firearms, I 
would not have thought about 
moving in on them the same way 
the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, 
and Firearms attempted." 

As for the final outcome, 
Bolland thinks it could go two 
ways. "We have already 
watched it develop into a long 
stand-off, and I think it could go 
on a lot longer. On the other 
hand, his followers could very 
well be willing to die for the 
cause. The followers remaining 
in the compound may want to go 
out in a blaze of glory," said 
Bolland. 

Koresh, meanwhile, is once 
again talking to negotiators after 
two days of silence. The FBI 




"Cults appeal to the 
kind people who are 
alienated and have 
lost hope..." 

- Dr . Herbert Bolland 



"The members tend to cling to 
the teachings of the leaders. All 
cults insist on total allegiance 
and many are more profitable to 
the leader than anyone else. 
They devote a lot of time to 
ceremonies such as religion. 
The leader uses brainwashing 
techniques such as fatigue to 
keep their followers." 

Bolland also recalled the 
Jonestown massacre cult 



said Koresh gave no indication 
that he and his followers would 
leave their heavily armed 
compound. 

A Houston attorney, Dick 
Deguerin, hired by Koresh's 
mother was responsible for 
getting the cult leader to talk. 

Deguerin wouldn't say what 
they talked about but said the 
situation might end soon. The 
FBI said they were not so sure 
Koresh will surrender soon. 



Rodney Sherman / Clarion Call 

Dr. Herbert Bolland, director of counseling services, 
interviewed members of a religous cult in Texas in 1959. 



Three language 
minors to be 
offered this fall 



by Jennifer Frey 
News "Writer 



The growing need of a 
second language in today's 
world has influenced Clarion 
University to offer new minors 
in French, German and 
Spanish. The minors will be 
offered beginning with the fall 
1993 semester. 

The minors will require 
completion of 21 credits. The 
breakdown of the required 
credits will be: nine required, 
nine credits in the 200 level 
and three credits from the 300 
level. The 200 level credits 
will provide a close study of 
civilization and culture, the 



economy, literature, linguistics j 
and technical use of the 
language. 

Dr. Erika Kluesener, chair of 
the department of modern 
language, said "The minors 
reflect the growing reputation 
in the U.S. that the knowledge 
of a second or third language 
is more and more important in 
our interdependent world." 

The new minors will be of 
special interest to students who 
have already completed their 
12 arts and sciences credits 
because the minor will simply 
require 12 additional credits. 

For more information call 
Dr. Kluesener at 226-2257 or 
226-2296. 



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Will be buried next to Gemmell 



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Items needed for a time capsule 



by Jennifer Frey 
News Writer 



A time capsule , purchased by 
Student Senate, will be interred 
to mark the 125th anniversary of 
the founding of Clarion 
University. 

Clarion University started as 
Carrier Seminary. It then 
became a state normal school, a 
state teacher's college, a state 
college and finally a university 
in the Pennsylvania State System 
of Higher Education in 1983. 

The capsule will include 
memorabilia from campus 
organizations and sports teams. 

The capsule will be buried on 
the grounds surrounding 
Gemmell Student Complex. The 
burial of the capsule will be part 
of the activities on campus to 



mark Earth Day. 

Earth Day is Saturday, April 24 
this year. The events are 
designed to help raise 
environmental awareness around 
the world. 

Amy Schaub, chair of the 
committee to plan the time 
capsule, said, "The reason for the 
capsule is so that about fifty 
years down the road, students 
can look back and see what was 
happening at Clarion University 
in 1993." 

The committee must still 
decide whether to have the 
capsule opened in the year 2025 
or the year 2050. 

The capsule will cost 
approximately $600. The 
committee is now accepting 
donations to help cover the cost 
of the capsule and it's burial. 



Names of organizations which 
donate money will appear on a 
commemorative plaque. ^ 

Schaub recommended that 
clubs and organizations donate 
items that reflect ideas about 
issues facing students and the 
world today. 

Election bottons from the past 
election were also mentioned. 

Clubs should bring a group 
picture or programs from 
activities they have sponsored. 

Organizations interested in 
donating money, memorabilia 
items, or serving on the 
committee should go to the 
Student Senate office in 
Gemmell, room 269, or call 226- 
2318, by Wednesday, April 7. 

A meeting will be held 
Monday at 5:30 PM in 269 
Gemmell to finalize plans. 



Trustees take action on some personnel 
decisions and next year's new meal plan 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News editor elect 

Many personnel actions were 
acted on at the Board of Trustees 
meeting held on March 17. 

The following faculty have 
been elected chair of their 
respective departments for the 
period of June 1, 1993 to May 
31, 1996: 

Academic Support Services: 
Gregory Clary, Accountancy: 
Charles Pineno, Administrative 
Sciences: James Pesek, APPS: 
Robert Rath, Art: Catherine 
Josyln, Biology: John Williams. 

Chemistry: William Krugh, 
Communication: Carmen 
Eelicetti, Computer Information 
Science: Michael Barrett, 
Counseling Services: Herbert 
Bolland. 

Economics: Enid Dennis, 
Education: Kathleen Smith, 
English: Larry Dennis, Finance: 
Soga Ewedemi, Geography/ 
Earth Science: Frank Vento, 
Health/ Physical Education: 
Albert Jacks. 



History: Robert Frakes, 
Library: Deon Knickerbocker, 
Library Science: Ahmad 
Gamaluddin, Marketing: Paul 
Kim, Mathematics: Benjamin 
Freed. 

Modern Languages and 
Cultures: Erika Klusener, 
Music: Lawreence Wells, 
Nursing: Mary Kavoosi, 
Physics: William McGowan, 
Psychology: Richard Nicholls, 
Special Education / 
Rehabilitative Sciences: Bryan 
Huwar. 

Speech Communication and 
Theatre: Myrna Kuehn, Speech 
Pathology Audiology: Dennis 
Hetrick. 

The resination of Emily 
Williams, an assistant professor 
of art, was accepted effective 
May 28, 1993. 

Dempsey Dupree, professor of 
accountancy, will retire effective 
May 28, 1993. 

The trustees also set set food 
service fees that will go into 
effect with the start of the 
summer sessions. 

The standard 20 meal plan will 



rise from $588 to $596. The 15 
meal plan will rise from $555 to 
$562. The 10 meal plan will rise 
from $423 to $428. The five 
meal plan will rise from $256 to 
$274. 

Summer weekly plans will 
remain unchanged at $40. The 
rate for the summer session will 
rise from $196 to $200. 

Changes in the optimum plan 
are in the 15 meal plan which 
will decrease from $709 to $684. 
The 20 meal plan will remain 
unchanged at $741. Likewise 
the price of the ten meal plan 
will be unchanged at $548. A 
proposed five meal plan will cost 
$425 and include $50 in flex 
dollars. 

The university food service 
contract requires that 
reimbursements to the contractor 
be ajusted yearly according to 
increases in the Consumer Price 
Index, which is published each 
December. Last years CPI 
increases was 1.289 percent. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted 
by Public Safety for the week of Mar. 22 through Mar. 28, 1993. 

A wrist watch and ten dollars were stolen on March 22 from an office 
in Tippin Gym. The wrist watch was removed from the desk top and the 
money was taken from the desk drawer. The watch was a black Casio 
Triathlon. 

A report of a TV which was removed from a storeage room on the third 
floor, B wing, of Campbell Hall without the consent of the owner was 
received on March 23. The TV was last seen sometime in January. The 
TV is a 13 inch Toshiba with a remote control and a wood grain cabinet. 
It's approximate value is $250.00 

Three students were cited for Public Intoxication after regestering .12, 
.17 and .15 on the BAC. The incident happened on the second floor of 
Ralston Hall on March 25 at approximately 11:20 PM. 

On March 26 at approximately 11:25 PM, a fire alarm was activated 
on the first floor of Nair Hall. The incident is under investigation. 

On March 27, at approximately 12:05 AM, a student was cited for 
Criminal Mischief and Disorderly Conduct when the actor placed 
chewing gum in the peep hole of a dorm room and applied a flame from 
his butane lighter to the gum. 

A non-student reported mat he visited the campus and parked his 
vehicle in parking lot G. Upon his return to his vehicle, someone had 
scratched the side with some type of object. No date given. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Outside Clarion 



Casey releases funds 
for improvements 



Pennsylvania governor Robert 
P. Casey announced on 
Wednesday that he will release 
over nine million dollars in 
funding to two state universities. 

The money is ear marked for 
capital improvements at West 
Chester and Clarion universities. 

Casey said that $8.3 million 
will be used to build a new 
three-story addition on to the 
Science Center at West Chester 
University. West Chester is 
located in the eastern part of the 
state. 

Clarion University will receive 
$792,000 from the newly 



released funds. 

The money will be used for the 
final phase of an on-going 
project to renovate the aging 
steam lines at Clarion. The final 
action on the project will bring 
the total cost to $1.2 million. 

Casey notified Sen. F. Joseph 
Loeper and Rep. David R. 
Wright that Wednesday's action 
will allow for the advertising for 
bids on the projects which have 
already been through the design 
stage. 

- courtesy of the 
Governor's office 



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SCJ is accepting any donations of used books .which 
will be sold during Student Body Week. 

If you would like to donate books, please drop them 
off at the Call office in room 270, Gemmell For more 
information, call Michelle at 226-2380 during 
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Associated Press 



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Kuwait to honor Bush 

Kuwait's education minister says 
former president Bush will visit 
Kuwait next month to receive an 
honorary degree. 

The minister says the ruling 
Emir invited Bush for the honor. 

Bush will get the degree from 
Kuwait University on April 14. 

Former Prime Minister 
Margaret Thatcher and Javier 
Perez De Cuellar, the former 
secretary-general of the United 
Nations, have already been 
honored. The degrees are for 
their roles in ending seven 
months of Iraqi occupation in 
1991. 

Bosnia cease-fire holding 

A three day old cease fire is 
holding in Bosnia, but "very 
tenuously," according to a 
United Nations spokesman. 

UN observers report numerous 

sporadic violations of the accord, 

and have lodged protests in cases 

where the violator could be 

dentified. * 

The French general who 
commands the UN soldiers in 
Bosnia says he wants to follow 
up quickly on the truce by 
reaching an agreement for free 
movement of all people in and 
out of Sarajevo, the nation's 
capital city. 



National 



Government to study 
women's health 

The head of the National 
Institutes of Health declares this 
"A new age in women's health 
research." 

Dr. Bernadine Healy's 
comments on Tuesday came as 
she unveiled a plan to spend 
hundreds of millions of dollars to 
learn more about women's 
health. 

Healy says that in terms of 
medical research, women have 
been ignored for too long. 
Among other things, the study 
will investigate the causes and 
preventions of heart disease, 
cancer and osteoporosis. 

NIH has chosen 16 university 
medical programs to participate 
in the study, which will last 15 
years and cost an estimated 
$625 million. 

Another link in Trade Center 
' bombing 

A report in "New York 
Newsday" says there is anothei 
link between the fatal World 
Trade Center bombing and one 
of the suspects in custody. 

At issue is a letter claiming 
responsibilty for the bombing, 
signed by a group called the 
Liberation Army Fifth Battalion. 
The newspaper quotes a senior 
investiagator who says the 
signature matchs evidence 
already seized from the suspect. 




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Clinton will ask for end of 
abortion ban 

The White House has 
confirmed that President Clinton 
will ask Congress to lift the ban 
on federally funded abortions. 

Press secretary Dee Dee 
Myers said Clinton's budget 
request to Congress next week 
will leave out a renewal of the 
ban. 

The prohibition has been in 
effect for 16 years. It bans using 
Medicaid funds to finance 
abortions for poor women. But 
Myers said, "It will not be there 
this year." 

Aspin's defense budget will 
face tough opposition 

House Armed Forces 
committee chairman Ron 
Dellums said he won't meekly 
accept Defense Secretary Les 
Aspin's budget proposals. 

Dellums labeled the plan "too 
cautious." He said it falls short 
of Aspin's own proposed goals 
of moving away from a cold war 
defense plan. 



State 



Plane crash kills six 

Investigators are still searching 
for the cause of the crash of a 
small, privately owned airplane 
in Elmwood park, New Jersey. 

All six people on board were 
killed. 

Police cheif Byron Morgan 
said the severity of the crash has 
made it difficult to identify the 
victims. They are beleived to be 
from the Pittsburgh area. They 
were returning from a theater trip 
to New York. 

Policed hoped to release the 
names of the victims Wednesday. 

Published reports said the 
victims 54 yearold Alan 
Fleischman, his 48 year old wife, 
Lynda, both of Upper St. Claire. 
63 year old Sanford Krongold 
and his 47 year old wife, Ellen, 
of Washington , and Richard and 
Louise Matchett of Bethel Park. 

The propeller-driven plane left 
Teterboro airport Sunday and 
crashed two minutes after take 
off near Interstate 80. 



Courtesy of 
College Press Service 



Aspiring lawyers 
volunteer time 

All law school students at the 
University of Washington School 
of Law must perform 60 hours of 
public service before they 
graduate. 

The program, entitled the 
Public service Requirement, will 
be in place in the fall of 1993 
and is the first program of its 
kind in the United States, 
according to a report in The 
Daily, the campus newspaper. 

"Today lawyer-bashing is at an 
all-time high. I'm proud to say 
that UW is taking the lead to 
send out a signal that we do not 
only to think, but to care," 
Associate Dean Robert Aronson 
told the parer. 

Students will have to fulfill the 
requirement during their second 
or third year of law school and 
will be required to report on their 
progress to a faculty member. 



Broadcasting class tests nerves 

Learning to think on your feet 
is an understatement in the "on- 
camera reporting" class at 
Columbia College, where 
aspiring TV anchors broadcast 
from the streets of Chicago and 
are given 90 seconds to pull 
together a 45 second news story. 
Roger Schatz, a 25 year 
veteran broadcaster known for 
his gruff approach, pushes 
students to the limit in his 
advanced broadcast journalism 
class. 

"Students take all the skills 
they're trained in and present a 
erudite and substantive piece of 
journalism in 45 or 90 seconds," 
Schatz said. "If you blow it, you 
dont't get a second chance." 

Schat2 takes the class on Field 
trips to report stories from 
Michigan Avenue or from under 
the "El" tracks. 

Each student in the class has a 
chance to go live with 90 
seconds to prepare from facts 
suppplied by Schatz. 



Gettysburg Police develop 
leads in armed robbery spree 

Detectives with the Gettysburg 
Police Department said they are 
developing leads which should 
lead to an arrest this afternoon in 
a spate of armed robberies in 
Adams and York counties. 

Police said a bandit has hit 
three hotels and three gas 
stations since Friday. One of the 
hotels was robbed twice. The 
first holdup occurred Friday at 
the Ramada Inn on Route 15 in 
Adams county. 

The latest two robberies were 
on Tuesday at a Hiway Oil gas 
station in Penn Township, York 
county and then at the Howard 
Johnson's Motor Lodge in 
Gettysburg. 

Police have not said how much 
money was taken, but they said a 
composite sketch has been 
released and the description of 
the bandit in each case is about 
the same. 

Police said he was armed with 
a handgun and they believe he 
has accomplishments. They 
gave no further details. 




News 



Women's hisroty month brings 
bad new about equity 

While campuses across the 
countrycelebrated March's 
Women's History Month, data 
reported by the U.S. census 
Bureau suggested that it's still a 
man's world. 

According to the demographics 
gathered by the Census Bureau, 
women actually outnumber men, 
with the female share of the total 
U.S. population expecting to 
hover around 51 percent for the 
next six decades, yet women in 
the workplace still have a long 
way to go to catch up with their 
male counterparts. 

The median earnings of female 
year-round, full-time workers 
showed no significant change in 
their $20,553 earnings in 1991, 
while their male counterparts' 
earnings increased by 2 percent 
to $29,421, according to the 
Census Bureau. 

Single mothers are struggling 
more thai ever, showing a 5.4 



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The Clarion Call - 4-1-93- Page II 




Women's celebration a smashing success 



by Amy Gerkin 
Asst Features Editor 



This year's Women's 
Conference marked its tenth 
anniversary at Clarion University 
March 26 and 27. With their 
theme, "Unity, Diversity, 
Legacy," the celebration 
attracted hundreds of men and 
women alike. 

Friday's events included 
seventeen workshops, exhibits, 
and a spectacular performance of 
"Pandora's Box" by Dance 
Brigade. 

One student, Melissa J. 
Caraway commented, "I wanted 
to go to all of the workshops, but 
I could only make it to one. But 
it was inspirational, and I loved 
the quilt display. It (the 
Women's Celebration) was all- 
around impressive." 

Saturday was filled with 
events, refreshments, 

entertainment, and more 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
The women's celebration had many displays and speakers set up in Gemmell. 



exhibits. Awiakta, a 

Cherokee/Appalachian 

environmentalist was the 
keynote speaker for the day, 
whose topic was "Mothers of the 
Nation: Resuming Our Historical 
Place." Her performance was 
memorable with audience 
participation. 

Vox Nova, an all-female 
woodwind quintet performed 
Saturday with compositions from 
the Baroque to contemporary 
music. Jane Curry took the stage 
with her humorous solo 
performance of "Nice Girls 
Don't Sweat." 

Sponsored by Clarion 
University's Presidential 
Commission on the Status of 
Women, the Women's 
Celebration is looking forward to 
another decade of unity, 
diversity, and legacy. 



Celebrating the tradition of African American Culture 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



It was started 22 years ago, 
before most of us were even 
bom, by at that time, the black 
student union because some of 
the members felt a need. That 
need was to show the African 
American culture to the students 
and the community. It became 
known as the Celebration of Arts 
week. 

Today this celebration has 
grown into a weeklong 
extravaganza full of speakers 
and events to be enjoyed by all. 
This year it began on March 29 
and will run to Sunday April 4. 

"We're really striving to 
continue to stress diversity at the 
university," said Ralph Godbolt, 
president of the African 
American student union. 

The theme of the week is 
"Education is Power Unity is 
Strength" and the overall goal is 
to promote diversity and to 
celebrate the tradition of African 
American culture. 

The week began with Ramon 
Dourado, Monday night at 8 
p.m. in the Hart Chapel. 
Dourado is a graduate of 
Clarion. He graduated in 1991 
with his masters degree in 



Communication. He currently 
works with the Urban League in 
Pittsburgh. He presented a 
speech entitled "Life after 
Clarion." 

On Tuesday Reverend Calvin 
O'Butts spoke to all in 
attendance at Hart Chapel at 7:30 
p.m., about "Education of Faith." 
O'Butts is a nationally known 
speaker. 

Wednesday brought Raheem 
Watson to Hart Chapel at 6 p.m. 
Watson is another guest speaker 
here to celebrate the week. 

Tonight at 7 p.m. will be the 
dedication of the AASU office, 
followed by an open house 
hosted by Ralph Godbolt. The 
office is 265 Gemmell. 

On Friday Gemmell Multi- 
purpose will be the place to be 
for entertainment. First there 
will be a dance troop from 
Washington DC performing, then 
Clarion's own Kappa Alpha Psi 
will perform a step show. All 
this will be followed by a dance. 

The events will take place 
from 11 p.m. to 3 a.m. The cost 
of admission will be $3 before 
midnight and $4 after midnight. 

Saturday at 5 p.m. in Hart 
Chapel the East Coast Comedy 
Troop will be here to make you 




Ralph Godbolt 
been planning 
hard work and 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
and the executive board of the AASU have 
this week for quite some time, with a lot to 
time. 



laugh. The price to get in will be 
$2 with student ID and S3 
without. 

Also on Saturday night from 
10 p.m. to 3 a.m. the 22 annual 
Cabaret will be taking place at 
the Days Inn. The price to enter 
will be $4 per person, $6 per 
couple before midnight and $5 
and $7 after midnight. 

On Sunday the week comes to 
a close with a gospel concert 
from 1 to 5 p.m. in Hart Chapel. 
The concert will be sung by the 
Clarion "Lift every voice" gospel 
choir. 

The events scheduled for the 
week are open to anyone who 
wants to attend. 

Celebration of the Arts week is 
sponsored by AASU. All events 
were arranged by the AASU 
executive board. The board 
consists of Ralph Godbolt, 
president, Jack Shannon, vice 
president, Chris Jones, Damien 
Dourado, Candy Bostick, Tiffany 
Tatum and Kevin More. "The 
executive board has done a really 
good job and deserve a lot of 
credit," stated Godbolt. 

So get out in the warm weather 
learn about diversity and enjoy 
activities the only the celebration 
of the arts week could provide. 



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A tale of two Greeks: 



New fraternity knocks at 'the door* while old sorority is let back in 



by Kelley Mahoney 
Features Writer 



If you are seeing two new 
combinations of Greek letters on 
campus, your eyes aren't 
deceiving you. The Phi Delta 
Theta fraternity and Alpha 
Kappa Alpha sorority are 
waiting for the signal to be 
recognized on campus as 
members of the university's 
Greek system. 

"They were colonized on 
March 20th and are now just 
waiting for campus approval," 
said the president of Phi Delta 
Theta, Chris Williams. As with 
all new fraternities, they have to 
be voted and approved by all of 
the other fraternities in order to 
be involved in the Greek life on 
campus. Williams also states, 



"They aren't trying to bring the 
other fraternities down. They 
just want to have fun with the 
best of the Greeks on campus." 

Being the new fraternity on 
campus, Phi Delta Theta has 
already inducted 20 new 
members. Williams feels that 
they are fresh-minded and that 
the group is ready for the 
challenge of keeping their 
chapter on campus. "Things 
weren't rolling very fast. 
They're excited, but yet still 
intimidated," said Williams. 

Along with his Vice-President 
David Barrett and Social Chair 
Dane Knight, Williams is 
working hard to keep the growth 
of Phi Delta Theta. They have 
already sponsored the lip sync 
contest Wednesday night, they 
help with intermurals, and have 



successful small fundraisers. 

"They're growing stronger," 
said Williams. "There has been 
a lot of curiosity and questions. 
Some are supportive and others 
are hesitant." Williams feels that 
all they need is support from 
both the university and also the 
fraternities so that they too can 
help the Greek system. "They're 
here to help them," Williams 
said. "They're also open for 
ideas from them. They want to 
work with them, not against 
them." 

Along with Phi Delta Theta, 
Alpha Kappa Alpha has also 
recently been re-activated on 
campus by the Panhellenic 
Council. Due to graduating 
seniors last May, their chapter 
became inactive. But four girls 
refused to let it die, though, and 



petitioned for reactivation in 
December. "They expect small 
numbers here in Clarion," said 
President Betsy Hughs. "They 
are historically a black sorority, 
but welcome anyone." 

On February 24, Panhel voted 
to re-activate the Kappa Zeta 
chapter on campus. "They're 
glad to be re-activated," said 
Hughs. "It's important to keep 
going. It gives everyone a 
chance to have a taste of a 
different organization." 

Hughs, along with her Vice- 
President Ingrid Spelling, 
Secretary Maria Brandon, and 
Treasurer Andrea Jones, are all 
patiently waiting for a vote from 
Student Senate so that they too 
can be involved in the campus 
Greek activities. But that isn't 
keeping these girls from doing 



their jobs. They gave already, 
helping the fire victims by 
sponsoring a dance for them. 

They also helped with a church 
workshop in Franklin by 
watching and making special 
crafts with the children of the 
parents who were attending the 
workshops. "They were pleased 
with the outcome," said Hughs. 
"They had a unity theme and 
helped make crafts with the 
children." 

Although Alpha Kappa 
Alpha's National Panhel is 
different than the NPC on 
campus, they plan to follow and 
work within the framework of 
the university's rush. "They will 
definitely need more girls," 
Hughs said, "but we're also 
looking for quality, not 
quantity." 



Career Services: job-searching made easy 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Career Services wants to help 
students gain knowledge about 
their future careers by assisting 
them with their job search. 

Students can gain insight about 
future jobs by talking to Connie 
Laughlin, director and Toni 
Linnan, assistant director, of 
Career Services. 

The program organizes job 
fairs for the students. Linnan 
coordinates campus recruiting 
for companies in need of 
employees. Laughlin believes 
that job fairs can bring out two 



attitudes in students. One attitude 
is that there are no jobs out there 
and the student becomes 
discouraged. But Laughlin 
firmly believes that job fairs are 
rewarding because students get a 
feel for what the job market is 
really like. Students can meet 
and have access to the businesses 
of their choice. 

There is also individual 
assistance to students who aren't 
sure what they want to do. The 
program can help students gain 
information and have some 
guidance in choosing a career. 
Laughlin said, "We help them 
with individual goals and help 



to identify students with a job 
mode." 

The program also has a career 
library. Students have access to 
computers to write resumes, a 
list of companies for jobs and 
interns and films of interviews to 
watch. 



A new addition to the program 
has been the installment of the 
Ki Nexus computer. Ki Nexus is 
a computerized database of 
candidates seeking employment, 
the goal is to connect registered 
candidates with employers who 
have job opportunities. Students 



can obtain a diskette from the 
Career services office free of 
charge. 

Laughlin said, "The job market 
is competitive. Student advice is 
given, it's up to students to come 
to us because we're here to 
support them." 



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The Clarion Call - 4-1-93 - Page 15 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-Alvin Lastimado Jr., 18, was 
arrested in August at the 
Wahiawa, Hawaii, Public 
Library and charged with assault. 
He had been holding a woman 
against her will in his home, 
where he began to utter a satanic 
chant. In the middle of the 
chant, he forgot the words and 
told the woman he was going to 
the public library to look them 
up. The woman got free and 
called the police, who 
intercepted Lastimado in the 
"occult" section. 

-Last summer, Gary, Indiana, 
and Chicago sanitation 
departments said that more than 
1,000 sewer manhole covers had 
been stolen over the previous 
year. Each cover weighs around 
100 pounds but sells for only 
about $1 on the scrap market. 

-In February in Tel Aviv, 
Yahiya Avraham, 80, refused the 
pleas of seven rabbis to grant his 
wife a divorce, to which, under 
Jewish law, both spouses must 
agree for it to be proper. 
Avraham first refused her 
divorce in 1962, and because 
Jewish law permits 



imprisonment as a means to 
pressure a spouse to give the 
required consent, he has been 
imprisoned ever since at Ayalon 
Prison. The rabbis promised him 
a fancy apartment and various 
religious blessings, but he said, 
"Can't do it, can't do it, go 
away." 

-In October, Katherine Balog, 
60, filed a lawsuit in Rancho 
Cucamonga, California, against 
Bill Clinton and the Democratic 
Party to recover damages for the 
trauma caused by Clinton's 
candidacy. The fact that Clinton 
was then on the verge of 
becoming president, despite 
allegedly being a "draft dodger" 
and a "communist Sympathizer" 
induced in her, she said, "serious 
emotional and mental stress" that 
was certain to create future 
medical expenses. 

-William and Tonya Parker 
filed a $10,000 lawsuit in 
December against the Holiday 
Inn of Midland, Michigan, 
claiming that an employee 
walked into their room without 
warning on their wedding night 
while they were having sex. The 
couple said they now suffer post- 
traumatic stress syndrome and 



Stay awake with 
Caffeinated Theatre 



by Megan Casey 
Features Writer 



Are you tired of eaung at the 
dining hall? Bored with the 
Snack Center? If you are 
beginning to know the local 
delivery people by name and are 
looking for a different dining 
experience, the Caffeinated 
Theatre may be just the ticket. 

On April 1st, 2nd and 4th, the 
Caffeinated Theatre will be 
presenting two one-act plays, 
"Next" and "The Typists" at the 
Wolf's Den Restaurant 

"Next" is a one act comedy 
starring Rick Frederick and 
Kristen Spannagel. The play is 
about one man's quest to be 
classified as 4-F after he is 
drafted. 

"The Typists" is also a one act 
comedy based on the 
relationship between two typists 
during a not-so-typical day at 
work. "The Typists" stars Mark 



Tachna and Amber King. 

Both Plays are directed by 
Michael Moats. Makeup 
Assistance is by Jennifer Myers. 

The Caffeinated Theatre is a 
theatre group made up of five 
students. Michael Moats formed 
the group about a month ago. 
Moats, Frederick, Spannagel and 
Trachna are University students. 
Moats, Spannagel and Trachna 
are all members of Alpha Psi 
Omega, the theatre fraternity. 
, Amber King is a Clarion High 
School student who attends the 
University part-time. 

The Wolf's Den is located off 
exit 7 from Interstate 80, 
approximately 15 minutes away 
from Clarion. The cost of a 
ticket is twenty dollars, which 
includes: fruit cup, salad, bread, 
entree, vegetable, potato, dessert 
and tip. Reservations can be 
made by calling 797-1105. Bon 
Appetit!! 



that their sex life has become 
dysfunctional. A Holiday Inn 
spokesperson said the intrusion 
was an accident and that the 
couple should have hung the "do 
not disturb" sign on their door. 

-In January, The New York 
Times reported that as many as 
10 city prisoners over the last 
three years have had guns 
smuggled in to them and have 
then shot themselves so that they 
can file lawsuits against New 
York City for negligence in 
allowing guns in the cells. One 
lawsuit asks $8.5 million in 
damages. 

-High school student Leigh 
Ann Fisher and her parents filed 
a $4.2 million lawsuit for 
emotional distress in August 
after she was replaced as captain 
of her high school cheerleader 
squad in Vilonia, Arkansas, near 
Litde Rock. 



-Schenectady, New York, jail 
inmate Jose Rivera Martinez, 33, 
filed a $750,000 lawsuit in 
February against the county jail, 
alleging that he was permanently 
disfigured in 1990 by the warts 
he received from eating jail-issue 
hot dogs, to which he said he 
was allergic. 

-Ella Bagwell filed a lawsuit 
against the owners of the 
Friendly Food Mart near 
Anderson, South Carolina, in 
February, claiming they failed to 
pay off a video poker game in 
the store. She claimed that the 
store's clerks, by custom, paid 25 
cents for each replay earned on 
the machine, that one day she 
won 999,999 free games, and 
that she is thus entitled to 
$249,999.75. The store owners 
said the machine must have 
malfunctioned. 

-School officials in Suffolk, 
Virginia, suspended an 11 year- 
old boy in January after he broke 
the school rule against carrying 
weapons onto school grounds. 
The boy's weapon of choice was 
a toy gun charm, 1 1/4 inches 
long, purchased for a quarter 
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-The New York Times reported 
recently that the Environmental 
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officially respond to a 
congressional report charging 
that the agency uses too many 
outside contractors, paid a 
contractor $20,000 to write the 
response. 

-This month, near Harrisburg, 
PA, former welder Violet 
Hobaugh, 76, begins her second 
year of residence in a 5-foot-by- 
5-foot tree house, according to a 
report from the Knight-Ridder 
news service. The State 
Department of Transportation 
cut down an adjacent tree to 
widen Highway 22, and 
Hobaugh fears that if she leaves 
the tree the state will fell that 
one, too, which Hobaugh says 
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by Ann Fontana 

Contributing Writer 

Who would want to leave the 
Caribbean and live in Clarion? 
Whoever decides to take this 
challenge would definitely have 
to make a great adjustment. 
Gemma Otway has made the 
transition quite successfully. 

Gemma graduated with a 
degree in social sciences from 
the University of the West Indies 
in the Caribbean. From the 
Caribbean, she came to Clarion 
University to pursue a masters 
degree in library science. She 
graduated from Clarion in May 
1992, and a few months later, 
she was hired as an Assistant 
Director of Admissions and 
Coordinator of Minority 
Recruitment. 

As Assistant Director of 
Admissions, Otway interviews 
prospects and their families on a 
daily basis. She works actively 
with the returning adult 
population as well. "We are 



seeing a decrease in the number 
of high school graduates 
attending college, so I work a lot 
with the non-traditional 
students." Otway serves as a 
representative for New Choices, 
an adult group in the community. 
This part of the job is only half 
of the battle though. Her 
position as coordinator of 
minority recruitment demands a 
significant amount of time. 
Otway attends all major college 
fairs which focus mainly on 
minority students. For the vast 
majority of students she meets, 
Otway will follow-up with 
personalized letters and phone 
calls to further encourage the 
student to consider Clarion 
University. To aid in the 
recruitment of minority students, 
Otway has developed a network 
of alumni who meet with 
prospective students. Otway is 
currently scheduling such a day 
in Philadelphia. 

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On any weekday, Gemma Otway can be found here working 
in the admissions office. 



commitment from the student, 
much more is involved. To help 
students receive the full benefit 
of college life, mentoring is 
provided to the minority student. 
All mentees and mentors are 
assigned by Rogers Laugand, 



director of minority affairs. 
Otway serves as a mentor for 
five students, but a number of 
other students continually walk 
in to the Admissions Office for 
help. The mentor monitors the 
mentees' academic performance, 



listens to personal problems and 
helps the student clearly define 
and articulate career and 
educational goals. "The mentor 
has to be so flexible as to be able 
to identify with the student. 
Everyday there is a new 
problem." Otway, however, 
enjoys the position. "I really like 
the sense of being able to help 
individuals; I feel a tremendous 
amount of satisfaction when I 
see success in a student." 

In addition to all of her 
admissions responsibilities, 
Otway also sits on the 
Presidential Commission on the 
Status of Women. This group of 
staff and faculty meets regularly 
to discuss women's issues on 
campus. She was also on the 
planning committee for the 
women's conference for 1992 
and 1993. 

Her hope for the future is to 
encourage more students of color 
to come to clarion and to assist 
in establishing a diverse climate 
at Clarion. 



CUP student saves the day for Cranberry students 



by Ben Vessa 
Asst. Sports Editor 



On Friday, March 24, 
approximately 150 eighth grade 
students from Cranberry High 
School visited Clarion 
University. On the surface, it 
looked like just another field 
trip, but the fact is that one 
student's idea may have changed 
the lives of hundreds of children. 
Rebecca Novak, a resident 
assistant in Campbell Hall and 
student teacher for Cranberry 
High School, developed her 



field trip idea to encourage 
young students to pursue higher 
education. "I wanted to open the 
eyes of kids who may have never 
dreamed of going to college," 
Novak said. 

The tour of Clarion's campus 
began with a planetarium show 
in the Pierce Science building. 
That was followed by several 
presentations by international 
students explaining their cultures 
and educational backgrounds, 
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"Then came the highlight of 
the trip." Because of inadequate 
funding, the Cranberry trip to 
CUP was originally cancelled 
until a brainstorm by Novak 
made it all possible again. She 
went door-to-door through 
Campbell Hall explaining her 
program and asking residents if 
they would be willing to donate 
their lunches to the Cranberry 
students. Two hours later she 
had enough lunches to make her 
dream a reality. "Residents were 
glad to help." Novak explained, 
"They loved the idea, and 
wanted to know if there was 
anything else they could do to 
help the program." 

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can serve as a model to us all, 
not just to these fortunate eighth 
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10 Kitties 

14 Mr Guthrie 

15 Stiller s sidekick 

16 The <f In HOMES 

17 April fuel? 

19 Nice head 

20 Macy'se.g. 

21 Waiting chamber 
23 January vehicle 

26 Greek style sandwich 

27 Gen Tel & Elec 

30 Restroom sign: 2 wds 
32 Bed parts 
36 April luel? 

38 Surround sound 

39 Atlanta arena 

40 Walk clumsily 

42 Shoshonean indians 

43 Discourse 

45 Ughl-colored horse 

47 Nice cup 

48 Levi Strauss material 

49 Draft board agcy 

50 Ms. Bombeck 
52 Nice summers 
54 Foundry workers 
58 Festive celebrations 

62 Conscience verb 

63 Apr// luel ? 

66 MASH's Alan 

67 Surfaced the floor 

68 Swiss artist Paul 

69 Scottish Loch 

70 Pauses for a rest 

71 Word with father or 
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22 Formerly formerly 

24 Father of Methuselah 

25 Twofold 

27 Write for another 9 

28 Florida city 

29 Sea eagles 

31 Ski area necessity 
33 Ars gratia Art 



46 Alpha's antithesis 
48 Mild expletive 2 wds 
51 Butcher's concerns 

53 Bags 

54 Duration of time 

55 Capital of Maldives 

56 Football receivers 

57 French WWII town 

59 Spirited tune 

60 Suits you to 

61 Leak slowly 

64 In the groove 

65 Roundsabrev 



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2 Pari of Q E D 

3 Choir member 

4 Guided trips 




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35 Barely acceptable 
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Greek Week is a time for friendly competition and a chance to 
show ones pride in their greek organization. Here is a few 
highlights from the weeks events. Above Left: D Phi E Robin 
Adam son makes the return. Sorority volley ball is always a tough 
battle. Above: Phi Sigma Sigma competing for the gold in the 
kegroll competition in the greek Olympics. Bottom Left: And the 
sororities are at the starting blocks for the swimming competition. 
Below: The fraternities got down and dirty in tug of war competition. 
Seen here is Delta Chi lightweight pull team. 




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Above: When you weren't competing you were in the stands showing 
support for members who were. Here are two zetas doing just that. 
Above right: A heated battle between Kappa Delta Rho and Sigma 
Phi Epsilon resulted in a victory for Sig Eps. Below Right: At greek 
sing points are given for appearance and singing ability. Delta chi 
shown here had all that and then some as they performed "If I ever fall 
in Love again." Below: Another part of Greek Week is banner 
competition. Here is an extraordinary example of one made from the 
movie "Alladin." 




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photo by Dave Sanders 



Page JO - The Clarion Call - 4-1-93 

Relax at the Wellness Fair 



by Lisa Recker 
Features Writer 



With the husUe and bustle of 
everyday life comes a time when 
each and everyone of us deserves 
to relax and find peace within 
ourselves. If you've been 
working more than you've been 
playing, take a break and explore 
the Wellness Fair. . . you'll be 
reaping the benefits in no time. 

"Wellness" or "the state of 
being that can be achieved 
through the balance and 
integration of diverse aspects of 
one's life" is one of the new 
focuses of public health in the 
United States. 

Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania will host its third 
annual "Wellness Fair" on 
Wednesday, April 14, at 10 a.m. 
to 4 p.m., in Tippin Gymnasium. 

The fair, which is free and 
open to the public, is designed 
for Clarion University 
employees, students and the 
community to explore the seven 
aspects of wellness. 

Physical wellness emphasizes 
cardiovascular flexibility and 
strength, combined with regular 
physical activity. 

Social wellness develops 
contributions to one's human and 
physical environment for the 
common welfare of one's 
community. 

Emotional wellness creates an 
awareness and acceptance of 



one's feelings. 

Intellectual wellness 
encourages creative and 
stimulating mental activities. 

Occupational wellness 
involves preparation for work in 
which one will gain personal 
satisfaction and find enrichment 
in one's life through work. 

Spiritual wellness encourages 
the seeking of meaning and 
purpose of human existence. 

Environmental wellness 
emphasizes harmony with and 
protection of our environment. 

Four concurrent sessions and 
over 40 vendors will be featured 
at the fair. 

"Exercise," a panel discussion, 
will be held from 10:15 to 11 
a.m. and will emphasize the 
value that is placed on exercise 
and how that value allows 
integration of exercise into a 
busy life style. 

"Understanding Frustration and 
Anger," will also be held from 
10:15 to 11 a.m. and will give an 
overview of frustration and 
anger and how these emotions 
complicate life and relationships. 

"What Your Voice is Telling 
Others About You," will be held 
from 11:15 to noon and will 
focus on the description of voice, 
how it is produced, and 
suggestions for now to naturally 
enhance the use of voice. 

"Self Esteem" will also be held 
from 11:15 to Noon and will 




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WCUC is hosting its eighth annual fundraiser for Mental 
Health Mental Retardation. The Station is doing 24 hour 
marathons all week, where one D.J. stays on the air for 24 
hours straight. Staff members and helpers have been 
collecting locally. The fundraiser started on Monday and 
will run thru Saturday. This year the station has a goal of 
$1000. Donations are being taken to the station or can be 
sent to MHMR CO/WCUC 214 South 7th, Clarion, PA 16214. 



CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. April 1 
■Baseball at Geneva 
■Softball vs. Grove City 

3 p.m. 
■UAB concert, Damn 

Yankees, Tippin 8 p.m. 

UAB movie (Gem. M-P) 

10 p.m. 



Sun. April 4 
--Daylight Savings Time 

begins 2 a.m. (turn clocks 

ahead one hour) 
-Black Arts Week ends 
■-AASU & OMA Gospel 

Concert (Chap) 1 p.m. 
-UAB Movie (Gem M-P) 8 

p.m. 



Wed. April 7 
-Spring Vacation Begins 

10 p.m. 
•Baseball vs. California 

1 p.m. 



Fri. April 2 
■Kappa Alpha Psi Dance 
& Step Show (Gem. 
M-P) 7 p.m. 



Mon. April 5 
-Early registration begins 

for Fall 1993 semester 
•Baseball vs. Westminster 

1 p.m 
-Student Senate mtg. (248 

Gem) 7 p.m. 
-Percussion Ensemble 

Concert (Aud) 8:15 p.m. 



Thurs. April 8 
-Softball vs. 
Shippensburg 2:30 p.m. 



Sat. April 3 

--AASU Talent Show (Chap) 11 

a.m. 
•-Baseball vs. Slippery Rock 1 p.m. 
-Softball vs. Mcrcyhurst 1 p.m. 
-Track at I HP Invitational 
-Koinonia Annual Banquet (Gem 

M-P) 6:30 p.m. 
-RACS banquet 
--AASU Speaker (Chap) 7 p.m. 



Tues. April 6 



No Events Scheduled 



Fri. April 9 
-Baseball at Lock Haven 



incorporate lighthearted 
exercises to explore how much a 
person likes themselves. 

Vendors specializing in each 
area of wellness will be present 
at the fair and willing to answer 



questions and /or concerns. In 
addition, a wellness fair program 
and card to record optional 
screening results may be picked 
up at the Wellness committee 
table. 



Wellness t-shirts will be on 
sale throughout the day. At the 
conclusion of the fair, a drawing 
will be held for door prizes from 
among those completing an 
evaluation form. 



Summer theater auditions scheduled 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



Do you think you have talent? 
Well Clarion University's 
summer theater productions is 
challenging you to prove it. 

They are holding auditions for 
all three productions in Marwick 
Boyd Little Theater on April 2 at 
3 p.m. and april 3 at 10 a.m. for 
children and 1 p.m. for adults. 

The plays will take place at 
both Clarion University and the 



Sawmill Theater in Cook Forest. 

The first play of summer is 
"South Pacific,"June 17-19 at 
Clarion and June 24-26 and June 
30- July 3 at the Sawmill. Men 
of various ages are needed along 
with women to play nurses and 
two children, preferably asian. 

"Oliver" will take place July 8- 
10 at Clarion and July 15-17 and 
21-24 at the Sawmill. Many 
speaking rolls available and 
adults are needed for chorus 



along with boys and girls of all 
ages. 

Last show of the summer, 
"Shenadoah," July 29-31 Clarion 
and August 5-7 and 11-14 at the 
Sawmill Theater. An African 
American child under 16, 
chorus members and a number of 
small speaking rolls. 

All plays are directed by 
Marilouise Michel. All planning 
to audition should prepare a song 
and sheet music. 



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by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

The Clarion University Lady 
Golden Eagles' softball team 
split a double-header with 
Westminster last Saturday 
(March 27) to move its record to 
6-4 on the young campaign. 

In the first game, Janine 
Hayward went the distance and 
won her sixth game in seven 
decisions as the Lady Eagles 
came from behind to win 11-7. 
Shortstop Meghan Kelly was 
perfect at the plate as she laced 
two hits, coaxed two walks, 
crossed the plate twice and drove 
in three runs to lead Clarion. 
Assistant coach Mike Miller said 
the game was a gut check. "The 
team showed great character in 
battling back for five in the top 
of the seventh to pull it out." 

An illness to Hayward forced 
freshman Heather Hurst to hurl 
game two, as the Eagles fell 9-3. 
"Heather pitched a fine ball 
game," Miller said. "We had 
some unfortunate errors in the 
field, but she kept battling." 
Hurst helped her own cause by 
going three for four at the plate 
with a single, double and triple. 




The coaching staff was pleased 
with the overall effort of the 
defense in the doubleheader and 
pointed to Kelly, Sarah Pitney 
and Mary Beth Kasenchak as 
standouts. 

The Clarion Lady Golden 
Eagles are in the midst of a six 
game, three team homestand this 
week. They played a 
doubleheader on Wednesday 
against Ashland, face Grove City 
today and then await a Saturday 
double-dip with Mercyhurst. 
PS AC- West play begins April 13 
against IUP. 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Bo don't know Kelly: Shortstop Meghan Kelly lunges for a line drive Wednesday against 
Ashland. Kelly is a defensive specialist for Clarion in two sports, softball and volleyball. 



19 93 SCHEDULE 

Today- GRO.CITY 3 pm 
4/3- HURST 1pm 
4/8- SHIPP 2:30 pm 
4/13-MUP 3 pm 
4/15- at Gannon 3 pm 

4/l7-*at Rock 1 pm 
4/20- *a t L. Haven 3 pm 
4/22-*' BO RO 3 pm 
4/27-* CAL 3 pm 

All contests are 
doubleheader*. *PSAC- 
Weet game. Home 
games in CAPS. 



Accolades rounded up for Clarion hoopsters 



Stories compiled by 
Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports Editor 



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Morton an All-Conference 
selection 

Kwame Morton, a member of 
the Clarion men's basketball 
team, was honored for the third 
consecutive year by the PS AC 
by being named a 1992-93 first- 
team All-Conference selection. 

The 6-foot-4 junior from 
Brooklyn was named to the first- 
team for the second straight year 
to go along with his PSAC-West 
"Rookie of the Year" honor and 
his second-team All-Conference 
pick from the 1990-91 season. 

A Street & Smith second-team 
pre-season All- American prior to 
this season, Morton led Clarion 
to a 17-9 record in 1992-93, it's 
fifth straight winning season. 

He led the team in scoring with 
25.2 points per game and in three 
point field goals made and 
attempted. 

Morton's 655 points this 



season made him Clarion's top 
single-season scorer and his 
career total of 1,698 points 
places him second on CUP's all- 
time career scoring list. 

Morton honored by NABC 

For the second consecutive 
year, Morton has received 
recognition from the National 
Association of Basketball 
Coaches (NABC) by being 
named a 1992-93 NABC 
Division II East Region first- 
team selection. 

He received a second-team 
honor as a sophomore last year. 

Ten players received 
recognition in the voting 
conducted by NABC member 
coaches and were made eligible 
for the NABC All-American 
ballot. 

Editor's note- Morton also 
received the AT&T Long 
Distance Award for the month of 
February 1993 for the most 
three-point field goals made per 



game in NCAA men's Division 
II college hoop competition in 
that month, averaging 4.6. 

4 CUP women's players 
honored 

Clarion's women's basketball 
team was honored by the PSAC- 
West recently. Center Carlita 
Jones was named a first-team 
All-Conference selection, while 
teammates Shannon Coakley, 
Leatha Dudeck and Amy Coon 
all received second-team 
selections. 

Jones, last year's conference 
"Rookie of the Year," led the 
team in scoring (16.7 points per 
game), shooting percentage, free 
throw percentage, rebounding 
(10.6 per game), and blocked 
shots as a sophomore. She ranks 
second on the all-time career 
blocked shots list with 111. 

Coakley, as a junior, was 
named to the second-team for the 
third consecutive season. She 
ranked among Clarion leaders in 



scoring, three-point shooting, 
rebounding, steals an assists, 
making her a well-rounded asset. 
Coakley's career total of 588 
caroms ranks her fifth on the all- 
time list. She ranks first in both 
three-pointers made and 
attempted (255 of 760). 

Dudeck also earned her third 
straight second-team selection. 
She averaged 10 points per game 
on offense and dished out 70 
assists. Dudeck stood out as a 
premiere defensive player, 
leading the team with 73 steals 
and adding 208 rebounds. She is 



Clarion's all-time leading 
rebounder with 811 and ranks 
sixth in her career with 1029 
points. 

Coon earned second-team 
honors for the first time. She 
averaged 10.3 points per game 
and led the team with 74 
trifectas. Coon has 1043 career 
points-fifth best in school 
history. 

The Golden Eagles finished as 
PSAC-Champions with a 23-5 
overall mark, falling to Pitt- 
Johnstown in the NCAA Div. II 
tournament. 



Catch the Golden Eagles in action. . . 
Today, April 1- Baseball at Geneva 

Softball vs. Grove City 3 p.m. 
Saturday, April 3- Baseball vs. Rock \ p.m. 

Softball vs. 'Hurst I p.m. 
Track at IUP Invite 
Monday, April 5- Baseball vs. Wminster I p.m. 
Wed., April 7- Baseball vs. Cal I p.m. 

SPRING VACATION 

BEGINS 



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Sports Opinion- NL East 

Les Expos ont donner au Canada encore un championnat 



by Jon Q. SUler 
Sports Editor 



Basement- The Florida 
Marlins. The men in teal could 
possibly be one of the finest first 
year expansion teams in history, 
with a possibility of surprising 
an injury plagued second 
division team for sixth place. . . 
or maybe not. 

But their is definitely a future 
here. The 1962 expansion New 
York Mets mastered only 40 
opponents and fell 120 times. 
Seven seasons later, the Amazin' 
Metropolitans won a World 
Series championship. With the 
prospects currently performing 
in Florida, the team will 
definitely win more than 40 
games this year. . . and could 
very well have a title before the 
year 2000. 

They already have a couple of 
stars in catcher Benito Santiago 
and fireballer Bryan Harvey and 
will soon add Nigel Wilson, Jose 
Martinez, Ramon Martinez (not 
the same one), Trevor Hoffman, 
Carl Everett, Joel Adamson and 
Bret Barbarie to the list. Whew, 
that's a lot of talent for an 
expansion team to grip. 

No pitching. Trade Orestes 
Destrade for some before every 
team realizes that he is no Cecil 
Fielder. 
Predicted record: 65-97 

Sixth place- The Philadelphia 
Phillies. The 1992 combat team 
finished last on the hill with a 
4.11 ERA. The starters led the 
league in complete games but 
were last in shutouts, which tells 
you that Jim Fregosi had no 
confidence in his bullpen. So the 
starters don't have it and the pen 
is no good. Danny Jackson, Ben 
Rivera and Tommy Greene are 
no quick solutions. 

There are a couple of sweet 
arms, though, Curt Schilling and 
Terry Mulholland, to go along 
with a nice mixture of youth and 
vets on offense. Darren Daulton 
(best defensive catcher in NL), 
Dave Hollins and John Kruk 
swing heavy poles. 

Injuries will possibly tell the 
tale again. Philadelphia loves 
the disabled list, putting 17 
players on it last season resulting 
in almost 1,300 total missed 
games. 

Philadelphia will score runs 
but give up runs at the same 
time. The answer will lie in 
Lenny Dykstra The Phillies are 
five games above .500 over the 
past two seasons with Dykstra, 




Who's smilin' now?: BoBo was once a happy man in a 
Buc's uniform but sold out his maker for $29 million bucks. 



35 games under without him. If 
he performs in all 162 regular 
season games, every playoff and 
every Series contest, 
Philadelphia is your World 
Champion. 

Danny Sheridan wouldn't even 
make odds on this happening. 
Predicted record: 70-92 

Fifth place- Chicago Cubs. 

This division sucks. Everybody 
is leaving, the Cubs are a prime 
example. 

Gone are Cy Young winner, 
Greg Maddux, and Andre 
Dawson. Replacing them will be 
Jose Guzman, not Juan, and 
Candy Maldonado. Damn, those 
moves will put the Cubbies over 
the top. Not. 

The Cubbies have a very 
underrated pitching staff with 
Mike Morgan, Guzman, Mike 
Harkey, Greg Hibbard and Frank 
Castillo. Take a look. Can you 
see the problem? How many 
number one starters can you 
count? 

The pen, led by Randy Myers, 
is strong but has to have 
something to save. 

Ryne Sandberg is the only Cub 
who can solve Wrigley Park with 
one swing. . . and he will start 
the season on the disabled list. 

Mark Grace needs to get out of 
Wrigley. Sammy Sosa is Mr. 
Spring Training. 



Something always seems to 
happen to keep the Cubs out of 
the World Series. Richard Marx 
won't hit any game-winning 
homer for this team, destined for 
the second division. 
Predicted record: 72-90 

Fourth place- The Pittsburgh 
Pirates. Where have you gone 
Barry Bonds? Pittsburgh turns 
its lonely eyes to you. . . and to 
Bobby Bonilla, John Smiley, 
Chico Lind, Gary Varsho, Cecil 
Espy, Gary Redus, Steve 
Buechele, Doug Drabek and 
Danny Jackson, who have all left 
in the last 12 or so months. Ted 
Simmons and the Buc's 
hierarchy of cheap penny 
pinchers must be trying to 
transport the franchise to St. 
Petersburg. Even the grounds 
crew will be saying "Who are 

these ' guys?" Jay Bell 

and Andy Van Slyke are the only 
superstars left in black & gold. 
Their respective lineage may be 
the only Three River faithful left 
come August. 

Because of no money, there is 
no talent, experience or pitching. 
Because of no talent, experience 
or pitching, there will be no 
wins. Because of no wins, there 
will be no fans. Because of no 
fans, there will be no money. Do 
you see a pattern forming? 

Albert Martin, Carlos Garcia, 



Kevin Young, Denny Neagle, 
Steve Cooke, Dave Otto and 
Paul Wagner are a few of the 
Pirates' present players/future 
superstars. Give them time. 

If Tim Wakefield wins 32 of 
his 40 starts, the Pirates may 
contend in 1993. 
Predicted record: 76-86 

Third place- The St. Louis 
Cardinals. One story will be the 
power, the speed and the ego of 
Canseco. . . oh sorry, wrong 
Canseco. Texas has Jose, the 
Cards have Ozzie. I guess there 
will be no story. Ozzie does turn 
out to be an important name on 
the Cardinal scorecard, however, 
as Ozzie Smith returns to St. 
Louis, keeping his speedy 
teammates in the running 
through August-September. 

The starting pitching is 
improved, adding a healthy Joe 
Magrane to youngsters Bob 
Tewksbury, Donovan Osborne 
and Rheal Cormier and the pen 
appears stable, even after the 
departure of Todd Worrell. 

Smith, Bernard Gilkey and 
Ray Lankford will be part of an 
offense that comes close to 
leading the league in hitting and 
steals again. Unfortunately, they 
don't have much pop (only 94 
homers in *92) and they traded 
their best young home run hitter, 
Felix Jose, for another gap 
finding speedster, Gregg 
Jefferies. 

Speed, pitching, defense and 
Joe Torre are all valuable 
commodities. Torre can do a lot 
with a little. 

A 6-foot-6, 250 pound, 
scowling closer could end all 
doubts with a 93-mph fastball. 
Predicted record: 86-76 

Second place- The New York 
Mets. Bobby Bonilla said that 
no one could wipe the smile off 
of his face after he signed with 
the Mets before last season. 
George Bush said that there 
would be no new taxes. 

But the 1993 Mets have a new 
enthusiastic approach. After all, 
it is the first National League 
expansion season since 1969. . . 
and who can forget the summer 



of '69 when the Mets rode the 
pitching of Tom Seaver and Jerry 
Koosman all the way to first 
place. 

The Mets just have too much 
talent to have another bad year. 
Just like '69, it will be pitching 
again. Only this time, Bret 
Saberhagen and Dwight Gooden 
will take the place of Seaver and 
Koosman. 

Bonilla, HoJo and Vince 
Coleman should return to some 
form not resembling that of 1992 
on offense. 

Tony Fernandez will greet 
Shea fans as a quality shortstop 
with a strong stick. But how will 
they greet him? Like they 
greeted Bonilla? 

This is not the same approach 
as they had before the 1986 
season, unfortunately. Money 
can't buy happiness. . . just ask 
your neighbors (Yanks). 
Predicted record: 87-75 

Division champ- The 

Montreal Expos. Speaking of 
the 1986 Mets, this team can 
compare. They have the home- 
grown talented youngsters, very 
few high-priced premadonnas 
and the best pitching in the 
division. Montreal's emergence 
will coincide with the end of the 
Pirates' East reign. TJjen? is a 
new team in town, only it's in 
another country. 

Virtually the same pitching 
staff was second in the league in 
ERA and first in fewest hits 
allowed in 1992 and had four 
starters with more than 11 wins. 

John Wetteland will come off 
of the DL to lead a superb pen. 
Until then, Mel Rojas and Jeff 
Fassero are two of a number of 
young, lively arms that will save 
the way. 

Delino DeShields, Moises 
Alou, Marques Grissom, Larry 
Walker and Wil Cordero have 
some powerful, fast and strong- 
armed abilities. 
Predicted record: 89-73 

-In case anyone was 
wondering, the French headline 
reads, "The Expos will give 
Canada another championship." 
I think. 



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College Park Apartments now signing for 
fall 1993 and spring 1994 semesters. 
Utilities included, furnished. Call 226- 
7092. 

Nice quiet furnished apartment for 3 or 4 
girls. Call 226-8225. 



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Professional Sterilization 
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Remodeled 2 and 3 bedroom mobile 
homes for rent available for summer, fall 
and spring '94. Call 227-2800. 



Nice houses and apartments available for 
summer 1993. Evenings 226-8617. 



Nice houses and apartments available for 
fall 1993. Evenings 226-8617. 



Nice, clean apartment for 4. One-and-a- 
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New apartments for rent for fall semester, 
two locations, 3 or 4 students. Call 354- 
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For rent sleeping room only. Very near 
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For summer semesters and fall semester. 
For more information call 226-5647. 



Three bedroom duplex, four to five 
students. $650 per semester. New kitchen 
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Apartment for rent: for 1 or 2 people, for 
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Summer apartments, one block from 
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Apartments: Fall and Spring, 4 students, 
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Very nice, fully furnished apartment. 
Two bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths, 
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New apartments for rent. Two, three or 
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Apartments for fall and spring, also for 
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Announcements 



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"TO BE YOUR VOICE, WE MUST 
HEAR YOUR VOICE." 1993 Student 
Senate 



The next Student Senate meeting will be 
held Monday, April 5 at 7:30 p.m. in 246 
Gemmell. All are welcome to attend. 



Sports and comic book show Saturday, 
April 3, 10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. at I.C. 
School. Refreshments provided, 
doorprizes awarded. For more 
information call 226-9690. 



Trout Unlimited Conservation 
Scholarship, $1,000, available to a CUP 
student who will be a senior in 1993-*94. 
All majors are eligible. Awards based on 
past and future activities in cold water 
conservation and academic record. For 
more details see Dr. Morrow in 242 
Pierce. Deadline is April 15. 



PELL and PHEAA grant refunds are now 
available at B-29 Carrier. Photo ID 
required. Closed noon to 1:00 p.m. and 
Friday mornings. 



Attention Financial Aid Applicants 

All students applying for any type of 
financial aid for the fall must complete a 
FAFSA/Pennsylvania Aid Application by 
May 1. Even if you wish to apply for a 
Stafford Student Loan, you must 
complete the FAFSA Application. 
Students from all states must use the 
FAFSA form. FAFSA/Pennsylvania Aid 
Applications are available at: Clarion 
Campus- the Office of Financial Aid, 
104 Egbert Hall and Venango Campus- 
Administrative Office, Frame Hall. 



Knotick Memorial Scholarship 
applications are now available in the 
Psychology Department Office, 11 
Becht. Deadline is April 2, 1993. 



Personals 



Special thanks to Michele Piccinllo and 
to everyone who helped with the formal. 
You did a great job. Love your Delta 
Zeta Sisters 



Psychology Foundation Scholarship 
applications are available in the Psych. 
Dept. 11 Becht. 

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Hie sisters of Delta Zeta would like to 
congratulate their new Turtle buddy, 
Mike Slacktish! We love you! 



To Phi Sig and the wrestlers: Thanks for 
the awesome graffiu mixer. Can't wait to 
do it again! Love, the Sisters of Delta 
Zeta 



Jeanette, Congratulations on becoming 
Theta Xi's new sweetheart. Love, your 
Delta Zeta Sisters! Sorry this is late. 



Delta Chi is proud to welcome Charlie 
Riscavage, Scott Lawry, Derek 
Mousessian, Terry Franciscus, Brian 
Graeser and Chris Shanko into the 
fraternity. You guys did a great job. Yeah 
Brothers! 



Congrats to AST '93 executive board! 
Missi Fox-President; Sheila Fitzgerald- 
Vice President; Jen Triplett-treasurer; 
Kristie Hass-Secretary; Jen Frey-Rush; 
Colleen Brennan -Pledge Mistress; 
Carrie VanVerth-Panhel; and Heather 
Young-Housing. 



AST associate members Spring 93: 
Chrissy, Laurel, Christine, Sherri, Linda, 
Christina, Heather, Richael, Amy, Kelly, 
Steph and Jen -THANK YOU for a 
terrific sisterhood night! We love you 
girls! 



AST: Heidi-thank you for a fun St. 
Patricks Day Date Party-great job! 



Carrie and Kathy you did a great job on 
greek week and greek sing. Love, your 
Sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 



The sisters of ASA would like to thank 
Jody (Tri Sig) and Amy (AST) for 
helping our sister during greek run. We 
really appreciate it. ASA associate 
members keep up the good work, your 
almost done. Love your soon to be 
Sisters of ASA. 



ZTA-Jayna-Happy "21" Birthday! We 
love ya! Love your sisters 

ZTA-Tracy B.-Happy 21st. Drink up! 
Love your sisters. 



To the Brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon. It 
was great playing "pong" with all of you. 
We all had a terrific time and we look 
forward to mixing with you again soon! 
Love, the Sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Dana Machen, Tracy Rutter, and Judy 
Schall for helping us place second 
overall in Greek Sing; and Dana Ed for 
doing a terrific job as Greek Week Chair! 
Love your Phi Sig sisters 



To the Sisters of I) Phi E: We limhoed 
and partied with delight H> celebrate yet 
another St. Patty's night! The Brothers of 
Sigma Tau Gamma 

Sigma Chi. Hianks for the good time last 
Thursday. Looking forward to doing it 
again. Tri-Sigma 



Delta Zeta would like to say thank you to 
Brian Bowers for being such a great 
Turtle buddy the last two years. We love 
you B and always will. 



Michael-Thank you for standing beside 
me these past two weeks. I couldn't have 
asked for stronger shoulders to lean on. 
Love Tara 



Happy B-Day to Beth, Rachel, Kristen 
and Brooke! Have a great one! Love your 
TPA sisters. 



Delta Zeta would like to announce and 
congratulate their new '93--'94 Turtle 
buddy Michael Slacktish. We love you 
Slack! 



Congratulations Marci Goss on 
becoming the new KDP sweetheart! We 
love you! Love, your Theta Phi Alpha 
Sisters 



Congratulations Spring '93 on passing the 
national test. Keep up the good work. 
You'll be sisters before you know it. 
Love, Tri-Sigma 



Sharon, Thanks for all your hard work 
with Greek Sing. You put faith in us and 
look what happened. Who would have 
guessed? Love, your Sigma Sisters 



To the Brothers of Phi Sigma and the 
Wrestling team: Our mixer last week 
was a lot of fun, table dancing and 
writing on everyone. We danced and 
partied til hours late, our next party 
together, we can hardly wait! Love, Delta 
Zeta 



Congratulations Shannon! We couldn't 
have gotten through Greek Week without 
you! We love you, Your Sisters of 
DPhiE 



Happy 21st B-Day Deneen-Love your 
Sisters of D Phi E 



Good luck to all Greeks throughout the 
week. The Sisters of D Phi E 



Congratulations Sharla, Jenny and 
Angela-you did an awesome job with 
Greek Sing! We love you-your Sisters of 
DPhiE. 



The Brothers of Sigma Tau Gamma-For 
the third annual time St. Patty's Day was 
quite a sight! We limboed and partied all 
through the night- We got a little crazy 
and wet. but that was alright! Can't wait 
till next year for another St. Patty's 
Cheer! We love you Guys! The Sisters of 
DPhiE. 



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Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 4-1-93 
Sports Opinion- NL West 



Braves may clinch division by all-star break 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Basement- The Colorado 
Rockies. Even though the 
Rockies approached the 1993 
expansion draft with a "don't be 
mincemeat" attitude, one would 
have to be a mile high to believe 
that this club can compete in this 
outstanding division. 

Colorado has put together a 
solid outfield corps in Dante 



Bichette, Alex Cole, Daryl 
Boston and Jerald Clark. 
Andres Galarraga and Charlie 
Hayes will give the infield 
needed experience, and 
promising second-sacker Eric 
Young, who has been referred to 
as Delino DeShields with a 
glove, may emerge as the 
superstar of this club. Catcher 
Joe Girardi could be the perfect 
chaperone for an extremely 



young pitching staff, and backup 
signal-caller Eric Wedge, age 25, 
has the potential to become the 
best all-around catcher in the 
league. Unfortunately, someone 
has to pitch. 

David Nied would be a great 
number four starter for any team. 
He will be required to accept the 
staff ace role for the Rockies. 
Bruce Ruffin and Bryn Smith 
would be out of baseball if it 




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wasn't for expansion, but with 
Colorado, they may be the 
number two and three starters. 
The future of this staff looks 
promising as lefties Butch 
Henry, Scott Aldred and Denis 
Boucher are only 24, and 
fireballer Mo Sanford just turned 
26. This year, however, they 
will take their lumps. It's only 
fitting that manager Don Baylor 
holds the all-time record for 
getting hit by pitches (267). 
Predicted record: 68-94 

Sixth place- San Francisco 

invested a giant sum of money in 
their off-season acquisition of 
Barry Bonds. With Bonds 
protecting Will Clark and 
providing more ribbie chances 
for Matt Williams, the heart of 
the San Francisco line-up seems 
potent on paper. That paper will 
soon join hot dog wrappers 
blowing around the infield of 
Candlestick Park. 

There is a reason why Barry is 
known as Mr. July instead of Mr. 
October, and it has nothing to do 
with choking. In fact, doctors 
say his esophagus remains clear 
in both months. The reason why 
Bonds' October average with 
runners in scoring position is 
under a buck is that Steve Avery 
is not Kyle Abbott and John 
Smoltz is not Omar Olivares. 
Facing pitchers like Hershiser, 
Glavine, Rijo and Drabek, night 
in and night out, Barry will 
prove that the only similarity 
between he and Willie Mays is 
the word Giants on his uniform. 
Predicted record: 76-86 

Fifth place- San Diego Padres. 

First the good news. Fred 
McGriff and Gary Sheffield are 
awesome; expansion pitching 
may allow Tony Gwynn to hit 
over .400; Andy Benes will 
probably win 17 to 22 games. 
Next the bad news. Everything 
else. 

The Padres' starting rotation 
will include Frank Seminara and 
Wally Whitehurst. By trading 
Darrin Jackson and Tony 
Fernandez, the Diego's lost 
speed, defense and hitting, three 
skills Phil Plantier and Tim 
Teufel do not possess. The 
Pods lost 14 of 20 extra inning 
contests a year ago, and then lost 
their top relief man, Randy 
Myers. 

Sheffield, Gwynn and the 
"Crime Dog" will once again 
produce gargantuan seasons, but 
other than that, the only thing 
San Diego fans will appreciate 



is Plan tier's batting stance. 
Predicted record: 78-84 

Fourth Place: The L.A. 
Dodgers were dead last in the 
NL against lefties, against 
righties, on artificial turf, in day 
games, in one-run decisions and 
against the west; and those were 
their good points. 

Just because Chad Curtis hit as 
many homers jis Darryl 
Strawberry and Eric Davis 
combined last year, doesn't mean 
that the "In Your Face" duo is 
overrated. Well, maybe it does. 

The pitching staff remains 
strong with a healthy Orel, a 
rested Ramon and two strong 
newcomers in Pedro Astacio 
(1.98 ERA in 10 starts in '93) 
and Pedro Martinez. 

I feel sorry for the fierce 
competitors like Hershiser, Jody 
Reed and Brett Butler because 
this team has the talent to win 
the World Series, but it also has 
the ego to lose 99 games. 
Predicted record: 81-81 

Third place: The Cincinnati 
Reds are stacked, but that never 
kept them from mediocrity 
before. The additions of Roberto 
Kelly, Kevin Mitchell and John 
Smiley will alleviate the losses 
of Charlton, O'Neill and 
Swindell. 

If Barry Larkin and Chris Sabo 
stay healthy, the Reds could win 
the division. In other words, the 
Reds won't win the division. 
Predicted record: 84-78 

Second place: Ths Houston 
Astros. This is the most 
improved club in baseball, or at 
least the luckiest. Need 
pitching? Here's Doug Drabek 
and Greg Swindell. Move Pete 
Harnisch to the number three 
spot in the rotation, add Doug 
Jones' 11 wins and 36 saves and 
stick them all in the greatest 
pitcher's park known to man. 

The line-up isn't filled with 
fright, but it doesn't have to be. 
If Steve Finley, Craig Biggio, 
Jeff Bagwell and Eric Anthony 
can muster two or three runs a 
night, cute headlines like Mets 
kick Astros will no longer be 
needed. 
Predicted record: 87-75 

Champs- The Atlanta Braves. 

Greg Maddux (20-11, 2.18 
ERA), Tom Glavine (20-8, 2.76) 
John Smoltz (15-12, 2.85), Steve 
Avery (11-11, 3.20), Pete Smith 
(7-0, 2.05). Any questions? 
Predicted record: 111-51 








Clarion < 




Volume 75, Issue 21 



The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania April 22, 1993 



his 



News 

Scheduling 

Scheduling, scheduling] 
scheduling pg.5 

Features 



Earth Day 1993 

See what's in store 
Clarion's campus this 



fc 



year 



Sports 



Men's Baseball 

Bad luck and injuries force 
Clarion Baseball team into] 
disappointing season. . . pg.H 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlool 



Thursday: 
Friday: 
Saturday: 
Sundays 

Monday: 



Tuesday* 
Wednesday: 



High 48, 
gradual clearini 
High 57, Partly 
cloudy 
High 64, 
Cloudy, rain 
High 52, 
Cloudy, high 
winds 
High 60, 
Becoming 
partly sunny 
High 64, Sunny | 
High 61, Cooler 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

Features pg. 9 

Call on You pg. 1: 

Emertainment pg. 1' 

Sports pg. 1! 

TV Guide pg. 22 

Classifieds. pg. 22 



Middle States finishes final site visit 

Appointed team visits Clarion for reaccreditation process 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



The Middle States 
Accreditation Team observed 
Clarion campus this week to 
give their recommendation to the 
Middle States Board on the 
granting of accreditation. 

Representatives met with the 
administrators, faculty and 
students Monday through 
Wednesday. The representives 
came to the campus and acted as 
the "eyes and ears" for the 
Middle States. 

Over the past year, the 
university prepared a self-study 
for the Middle States 
representatives to review. The 
study was about the universities' 
mission, goals and conclusions. 
It reflected what the campus 
does well, what it can do better 
and how to adapt to change. 

The "exit" interview, held by 
the Middle States team 
yesterday, was the final 
interview to discuss positive and 
negative aspects of the campus. 

The Team said the self-study 
was honest, clear and well 
written. However they also said 
the missions, goals and 
objectives had too many goals 
and not enough direction. 

The group thought the 
university had a strong academic 
support service, but the faculty 
was not integral, the criteria was 
vague and lacked clarity and 
faculty needed to observe 
students more often. 

Another concern was that there 
is a relative lack of competition 
and a lack of market and cost 
studies for Clarion University 
and Venago Campus. 

The library is well maintained 
and has effective uses of 
resources. But the concern was 
that the building is too small , 
there are inadequate book 
purchases, and finally the auto- 
mated system would soon be 
outdated. 

Dr. William Sharpe, chair of 
the Self-Study committee and 




John Zenone/ Clarion Call 
The Middle States conducted an exit interview to point out the positive and negative 
impressions of the campus. An in-depth report will be given to the university in late June 



faculty member of the chemistry 
dept., stressed that the team gave 
only a brief summary of their 
findings and that a more in depth 
analysis would become available 
sometime in June. 

This report would then be sent 
back to Clarion for review and 
response and then returned to 
Middle States whereupon it 
would be sent to the Committee 
of Higher Education. 

The Committe of Higher 
Education will decide upon 
reaccreditation by late June. 

During the course of the visit, 
Middle States met with student 
leaders to discuss what students 
want to change in the future. 
Dr. Lynette Willet, a Middle 
States representative, said, "1 
don't have the opportunity to talk 
directly with students often 
enough. It was enjoyable and 



informative to discuss with 
students. I found them to be 
forthright, refreshing and above 
all useful." 

The biggest change students 
want to see is more diversity on 
campus. Other topics discussed 
were about improving the 
communication gap between 
RACS and students and about 
the restrictive alcohol policies on 
campus. 

The students also thought that 
Public Safety was doing a good 
job and commented on the low 
crime rate on campus. 

Preisident Reinhard said, "1 
was pleased with the overall 
context of the exit interview and 
will be looking forward to 
receiving the report. 

Sharpe said, "I am thankful for 
the efforts that the students have 
attributed. There is much to be 



proud of from a fine institution 
that serves their students well." 

Middle States representatives 
are Ms. Ann Marie Behling from 
Slate University of New York, 
Dr. Suzanne Brown a SSHE 
representative, Mr. Clifton 
Edwards from PA depart, of Ed., 
Dr. James Haynes from Morgan 
State University, Mr. Richard D. 
Johnson form SUNY College at 
Oneonta, Dr. Delores G. Kelley 
from Coppin State College, Dr. 
Edward J. Kumar, from SUNY 
College at Brockport, Dr. Julie 
E. Poroiky from University of 
Maryland, Mr. Gregory L. 
Waters from Montclair State 
College, Dr. Stephen L. Weber 
from SUNY College at Oswego 
and Dr. Lynette H. Willett from 
Bridgewater State College. 




Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 4-1-93 
Sports Opinion- NL West 



Braves may clinch division by all-star break 



by Ben Yessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

Basement- The Colorado 
Rockies. Even though the 
Rockies approached the 1993 
expansion draft with a "don't be 
mincemeat" attitude, one would 
have to be a mile high to believe 
that this club can compete in this 
outstanding division. 

Colorado has put together a 
solid outfield corps in Dante 



Bichette, Alex Cole, Daryl 
Boston and Jerald Clark. 
Andres Galarraga and Charlie 
Hayes will give the infield 
needed experience, and 
promising second-sacker Eric 
Young, who has been referred to 
as Delino DeShields with a 
glove, may emerge as the 
superstar of this club. Catcher 
Joe Girardi could be the perfect 
chaperone for an extremely 



young pitching staff, and backup 
signal-caller Eric Wedge, age 25, 
has the potential to become the 
best all-around catcher in the 
league. Unfortunately, someone 
has to pitch. 

David Nied would be a great 
number four starter for any team. 
He will be required to accept the 
staff ace role for the Rockies. 
Bruce Ruffin and Bryn Smith 
would be out of baseball if it 




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wasn't for expansion, but with 
Colorado, they may be the 
number two and three starters. 
The future of this staff looks 
promising as lefties Butch 
Henry, Scott Aldred and Denis 
Boucher are only 24, and 
fireballer Mo Sanford just turned 
26. This year, however, they 
will take their lumps. It's only 
fitting that manager Don Baylor 
holds the all-time record for 
getting hit by pitches (267). 
Predicted record: 68-94 

Sixth place- San Francisco 

invested a giant sum of money in 
their off-season acquisition of 
Barry Bonds. With Bonds 
protecting Will Clark and 
providing more ribbie chances 
for Matt Williams, the heart of 
the San Francisco line-up seems 
potent on paper. That paper will 
soon join hot dog wrappers 
blowing around the infield of 
Candlestick Park. 

There is a reason why Barry is 
known as Mr. July instead of Mr. 
October, and it has nothing to do 
with choking. In fact, doctors 
say his esophagus remains clear 
in both months. The reason why 
Bonds' October average with 
runners in scoring position is 
under a buck is that Steve Avery 
is not Kyle Abbott and John 
Smoltz is not Omar Olivares. 
Facing pitchers like Hershiser, 
Glavine, Rijo and Drabek, night 
in and night out, Barry will 
prove that the only similarity 
between he and Willie Mays is 
the word Giants on his uniform. 
Predicted record: 76-86 

Fifth place- San Diego Padres. 

First the good news. Fred 
McGriff and Gary Sheffield are 
awesome; expansion pitching 
may allow Tony Gwynn to hit 
over .400; Andy Benes will 
probably win 17 to 22 games. 
Next the bad news. Everything 
else. 

The Padres' starting rotation 
will include Frank Seminara and 
Wally Whitehurst. By trading 
Darrin Jackson and Tony 
Fernandez, the Diego's lost 
speed, defense and hitting, three 
skills Phil Plantier and Tim 
Teufel do not possess. The 
Pods lost 14 of 20 extra inning 
contests a year ago, and then lost 
their top relief man, Randy 
Myers. 

Sheffield, Gwynn and the 
"Crime Dog" will once again 
produce gargantuan seasons, but 
other than that, the only thing 
San Diego fans will appreciate 



is Planner's batting stance. 
Predicted record: 78-84 

Fourth Place: The L.A. 
Dodgers were dead last in the 
NL against lefties, against 
righties, on artificial turf, in day 
games, in one-run decisions and 
against the west; and those were 
their good points. 

Just because Chad Curtis hit as 
many homers as Darryl 
Strawberry and Eric Davis 
combined last year, doesn't mean 
that the "In Your Face" duo is 
overrated. Well, maybe it does. 

The pitching staff remains 
strong with a healthy Orel, a 
rested Ramon and two strong 
newcomers in Pedro Astacio 
(1.98 ERA in 10 starts in '93) 
and Pedro Martinez. 

I feel sorry for the fierce 
competitors like Hershiser, Jody 
Reed and Brett Butler because 
this team has the talent to win 
the World Series, but it also has 
the ego to lose 99 games. 
Predicted record: 81-81 

Third place: The Cincinnati 
Reds are stacked, but that never 
kept them from mediocrity 
before. The additions of Roberto 
Kelly, Kevin Mitchell and John 
Smiley will alleviate the losses 
of Charlton, O'Neill and 
Swindell. 

If Barry Larkin and Chris Sabo 
stay healthy, the Reds could win 
the division. In other words, the 
Reds won't win the division. 
Predicted record: 84-78 

Second place: In. 1 Houston 
Astros. This is the most 
improved club in baseball, or at 
least the luckiest. Need 
pitching? Here's Doug Drabek 
and Greg Swindell. Move Pete 
Harnisch to the number three 
spot in the rotation, add Doug 
Jones' 1 1 wins and 36 saves and 
stick them all in the greatest 
pitcher's park known to man. 

The line-up isn't filled with 
fright, but it doesn't have to be. 
If Steve Finley, Craig Biggio, 
Jeff Bagwell and Eric Anthony 
can muster two or three runs a 
night, cute headlines like Mets 
kick Astros will no longer be 
needed. 
Predicted record: 87-75 

Champs- The Atlanta Braves. 

Greg Maddux (20-11, 2.18 
ERA), Tom Glavine (20-8, 2.76) 
John Smoltz (15-12, 2.85), Steve 
Avery (11-11, 3.20), Pete Smith 
(7-0, 2.05). Any questions? 
Predicted record: 111-51 



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Volume 75, Issue 21 



The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania April 22, 1 993 



News 

Scheduling 

Scheduling, scheduling] 
scheduling pg.5 

Features 

Earth Day 1993 

See what's in store for 
Clarion's campus this 



year 



pg-n 



Sports 



Men's Baseball 

Bad luck and injuries force 
Clarion Baseball team into! 
disappointing season. . . pg.l9| 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlookl 



Thursday: 
Friday: 
Saturday: 
Sunday: 

Monday: 



Tuesday: 
Wednesday: 



High 48, 
gradual clearing] 
High 57, Partly 
cloudy 
High 64, 
Cloudy, rain 
High 52, 
Cloudy, high 
winds 
High 60, 
Becoming 
partly sunny 
High 64, Sunny | 
High 61, Cooler 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

Features pg. 9 

Call on You pg. 1 ■ 

Entertainment pg. 1' 

Sports pg. 1* 

TV Guide pg. % 

Classifieds pg. 2: 



Middle States finishes final site visit 

Appointed team visits Clarion for reaccreditation process 



by Debbie Huffman 
Managing Editor 



The Middle States 
Accreditation Team observed 
Clarion campus this week to 
give their recommendation to the 
Middle States Board on the 
granting of accreditation. 

Representatives met with the 
administrators, faculty and 
students Monday through 
Wednesday. The representives 
came to the campus and acted as 
the "eyes and ears" for the 
Middle States. 

Over the past year, the 
university prepared a self-study 
for the Middle States 
representatives to review. The 
study was about the universities' 
mission, goals and conclusions. 
It reflected what the campus 
does well, what it can do better 
and how to adapt to change. 

The "exit" interview, held by 
the Middle States team 
yesterday, was the final 
interview to discuss positive and 
negative aspects of the campus. 

The Team said the self-study 
was honest, clear and well 
written. However they also said 
the missions, goals and 
objectives had too many goals 
and not enough direction. 

The group thought the 
university had a strong academic 
support service, but the faculty 
was not integral, the criteria was 
vague and lacked clarity and 
faculty needed to observe 
students more often. 

Another concern was that there 
is a relative lack of competition 
and a lack of market and cost 
studies for Clarion University 
and Venago Campus. 

The library is well maintained 
and has effective uses of 
resources. But the concern was 
that the building is too small , 
there are inadequate book 
purchases, and finally the auto- 
mated system would soon be 
outdated. 

Dr. William Sharpe, chair of 
the Self-Study committee and 




John Zenone/ Clarion Call 
The Middle States conducted an exit interview to point out the positive and negative 
impressions of the campus. An in-depth report will be given to the university in late June 



faculty member of the chemistry 
dept., stressed that the team gave 
only a brief summary of their 
findings and that a more in depth 
analysis would become available 
sometime in June. 

This report would then be sent 
back to Clarion for review and 
response and then returned to 
Middle States whereupon it 
would be sent to the Committee 
of Higher Education. 

The Committe of Higher 
Education will decide upon 
reaccreditation by late June. 

During the course of the visit, 
Middle States met with student 
leaders to discuss what students 
want to change in the future. 
Dr. Lynette Willet, a Middle 
States representative, said, "I 
don't have the opportunity to talk 
directly with students often 
enough. It was enjoyable and 



informative to discuss with 
students. I found them to be 
forthright, refreshing and above 
all useful." 

The biggest change students 
want to see is more diversity on 
campus. Other topics discussed 
were about improving the 
communication gap between 
RACS and students and about 
the restrictive alcohol policies on 
campus. 

The students also thought that 
Public Safety was doing a good 
job and commented on the low 
crime rate on campus. 

Preisident Reinhard said, "I 
was pleased with the overall 
context of the exit interview and 
will be looking forward to 
receiving the report. 

Sharpe said, "I am thankful for 
the efforts that the students have 
attributed. There is much to be 



proud of from a fine institution 
that serves their students well." 

Middle States representatives 
are Ms. Ann Marie Behling from 
State University of New York, 
Dr. Suzanne Brown a SSHE 
representative, Mr. Clifton 
Edwards from PA depart, of Ed., 
Dr. James Haynes from Morgan 
Suite University, Mr. Richard D. 
Johnson form SUNY College at 
Oneonta, Dr. Delores G. Kelley 
from Coppin State College, Dr. 
Edward J. Kumar, from SUNY 
College at Brockport, Dr. Julie 
E. Poros ky from University of 
Maryland, Mr. Gregory L. 
Waters from Monte lair State 
College, Dr. Stephen L. Weber 
from SUNY College at Oswego 
and Dr. Lynette H. Willett from 
Bridge water Suite College. 




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It has been said, "Remember 
that whatever you put into 
something will be what you get 
out of it." This statement 
certainly applies to your college 
experience at Clarion University. 
Only you can determine your 
success here. 

I admit that as a freshman, I 
was concerned with adjusting to 
college life, so I only joined a 
few extracurricular activities. 
My first significant plunge came 
when I decided to try the 
resident assistant job. Although 
the RA job sure has its ups and 
downs, the varied skills I learned 
from the experience will last 
throughout my professional life. 

My next major step came 
when I accepted an internship in 
the office of Career Services. 
Although I was hesitant about 
being both an RA and an intern, 
I found the challenge 
worthwhile. The abundance of 
knowledge I gained about 
resumes, cover letters and 
interviewing skills have already 
been used and will continue to 
aid me in my future job searches. 

I obviously discovered that I 
could deal with being involved 
in many activities. So, of course, 
instead of taking it easy my 
senior year, I tried the area of 
admissions. Once again, I was 
pleasantly surprised by the value 
of this experience. Through this 
internship I learned even more 
about the opportunities and 
programs at Clarion. 

Now, based on all these 
experiences in the area of 
Student Affairs/Academic 
Affairs, I have decided to attend 
graduate school to pursue a 
master's degree in student affairs 
in higher education. 

Recently, I attended an 
orientation day at Indiana 
University of PA which 
consisted of interviews for 
assisiantships. The interviewers 
seemed most interested and 





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impressed with my Clarion RA 
and internship experiences. 
People thought I had acquired 
significant skills and knowledge 
at Clarion. They couldn't believe 
the responsibilities I had in these 
positions. In fact, the 
interviewer told me that I, as an 
undergraduate, had done all but 
two of the responsibilities of the 
graduate position. How's that for 
experience and responsibility? 

Often I hear people complain 
about Clarion, but let me tell you 
that Clarion has prepared me 
wholeheartedly for the "real 
world." I am very "Clarion 
Proud" and rightfully so. 

Ann Fontana will 
graduate in May 



It's accreditation time again, 
ladies and gentlemen! And away 
we go! 

The word from the top is that 
there is no danger of Clarion 
University losing accreditation, 
but I think that a few little things 
need some fixing up. 

First of all, the library needs 
some re-vamping. Carlson is a 
decent library with a 
wonderfully effective staff. If 
you just need something really 
basic, no problem, but things 
tend to be a bit outdated. I 
noticed this when one of the 
more "current" texts I was 
leafing through contained about 
the problems in last year's 
federal budget, as presented by 
...President Carter. Sure, it's 
only thirteen or fourteen years, 
but when you need something a 
bit more recent, you run into a 
few problems. 

Another area that could 
perhaps use a bit of work is 
scheduling. Don't get me wrong, 
TelReg is great. As one student 
so aptly put it, "TelReg is the 
god that answered." 

Yeah, it's great, but it would be 
a lot better if there were more 
classes you could schedule with 
it. It seems that every semester, 
the little newspaper that contains 
all the course listings gets 
"littler" and "littler." I notice 
fewer sections offered of nearly 
everything, and more students 



frustrated becuase they can't 
schedule classes which they 
need. Eventually, though, the 
university will save money, since 
the course listing newspaper they 
release will be able to fit on a 
3x5 note card. At least that will 
cut down on printing costs. 

And since I'm a commuter, and 
don't eat in Chandler, that leaves 
me with my biggest gripe: 
adequate parking, or lack 
thereof. 

Parking on campus is a joke. I 
wake up every day and drive 
exactly 32.6 miles to come here, 
and I end up parking halfway to 
Strattanville. This is ridiculous, 
especially when people who live 
on campus are able to park 
fifteen feet from their dorms. If 
you look at the Marwick-Boyd 
parking lot at around 3 or 4 in 
the morning, you'll notice that it 
is about half full. I'm willing to 
guess that most of the 
commuters have gone home by 
then, so these cars must belong 
to on-campus students. Make 
all the on-campus students park 
down in the middle of nowhere 
behind Still. Then Public Safety 
could worry about something 
other than ticketing my car 
because I have to park in loading 
zones and on sidewalks or in 
people's front yards. 

Maybe before it' gets 
accreditation, Clarion University 
should get a clue. 




The Clarion Call- 4-22-93 - Page 3 



Reader Responses 



The ills 
of society 

Dear Editor, 

Has page three of our student 
paper been set aside for Kenneth 
Emerick's radical rhetoric? So it 
would seem. I couldn't help but 
notice that Emerick, a retired 
CUP librarian, had his two 
extremely lengthy, extremely 
similar, articles printed in the last 
two editions of the Call. 

It seems as if every time I pick 
up a paper within 50 miles of 
Clarion, Mr. Emerick is pleading 
for, as he says, "Sanity." 
Whether he is criticizing police 
for making high speed chases, 
citizens for supporting their 
troops, people for eating meat, or 
God knows what else, he's 
always got someone on the 
griddle. For the last two weeks, 
it's been gun owners and the 
NRA. 

Emerick's articles are full of 
inaccuracies, generalizations, 
unsupported facts ■ and 
misquotations, too many to name 
them all here. But I will name 



the most blatant. 

Mr. Emerick accuses gun 
owners of "seeking refuge" in 
the Second Amendment to the 
Constitution. The Second 
Amendment, according to 
Emerick, reads as follows: "A 
well regulated MILITIA being 
necessary to the security of a 
free state, the right to keep and 
bear arms shall not be infringed." 
Not quite. The REAL Second 
Amendment reads this way: "A 
well regulated Militia, being 
necessary to the security of a 
free state, the right of the people 
to keep and bear arms shall not 
be infringed." Of all the words 
that could possibly be left out, 
"of the people" were the only 
three. Coincidence? I think not. 
Also, as I'm sure Mr. Emerick 
knows, it is improper to change 
"Militia" to "MILITIA" without 
informing the reader that it is he, 
not the authors of the 
amendment, who emphasized 
that word. 

Emerick also makes it sound as 
if our country has no gun control 
laws. In reality, we have many. 
In Pennsylvania, as well as most 
states, waiting periods for 



handguns have been 
commonplace for years. Yet 
Emerick paints a picture of 
someone walking into a sporting 
goods store and buying fishing 
hooks, sinkers and a couple,357's 
to go. It doesn't work that way. 

The biggest problem with the 
train of thought that prevails 
among many anti-gunners is that 
they tend to blame the gun, not 
the individual who chooses to 
use it. Emerick's logic of, "A 
hand without a trigger never 
fired a shot" is ludicrous. If we 
are to accept the premise that it's 
alright to take away majority 
rights because of minority 
actions, then we must do away 
with civil liberties and move 
toward a Utilitarian society. 
Scary? You bet. Yet this is 
exactly what is being proposed. 

If people continue to blame 
inanimate objects for the ills of 
our society, they are doing little 
more than treating an effect, 
while ignoring the cause. . . 



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Temps are 
people too! 



Dear Editor, 

It is unfortunate that our 
system of higher education in the 
U.S. utilizes a "two-tier" 
employment scheme for faculty. 
There are regular faculty on one 
tier who are employed in 
positions that allow them to 
eventually earn tenure. Tenure 
means, for all practical purposes, 
that the faculty member is not at 
jeopardy of being "nonrenewed" 
each academic year, and the 
administration must show just 
cause for dismissal. The other 
tier is that of the temporary 
faculty. Temporary faculty are 
relegated to a much lower caste 
and treated like second-class 
citizens. Temps, as they are 
usually called, sometimes have 
lesser academic qualifications 
but often are equally qualified 
yet hired as temporary because 
the administrations of our 
universities desire the flexibility 
to hire and fire faculty easily. 
Temps account for over 10 
percent of total faculty. 
Compared to regular faculty, 
larger percentages of Temps are 
women, they earn salaries at or 
near the bottom of their relevant 
pay scales, and they have no job 
security beyond the academic 
year of their individual 
appointment contracts. Regular 
faculty, and the professional 
organizations that represent 
them, have long complained of 
such ill-treatment, but have 



come to the realization that little 
can be done to change this 
system. 

Clarion University recently 
announced a planned reduction 
in their total workforce of about 
30 employees; at least 20 will 
be faculty. The statements made 
by the administration have 
incorrectly stated that no current 
faculty members are losing their 
jobs. My requests to have these 
statements corrected have been 
ignored. The press release' from 
Clarion University stales that the 
cuts will include, "at least 20 
currently vacant faculty 
positions." Nothing could be 
farther from the truth. Not one of 
these positions is vacant! Each is 
filled today with a living, 
breathing person whose contract 
will not be renewed. Each now 
faces the same anguish in 
seeking employment or facing 
the prospect of being 
unemployed as the other 
employees who are being 
released. The reality of this 
cannot be diminished because 
our administration views these 
people as temps. Many of these 
people have been employed at 
Clarion for several years. One of 
the temps that was not rehired in 
the budget cuts that occurred last 
year had been employed at 
Clarion University for 12 years, 
had a family with children in 
college, and had every 
expectation of being reemployed 
here this year as well. Yet our 
administration informed the 
university Council of Trustees 

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Readers Responses cont. 



Temps cont. 

that all faculty cuts last year 
were handled by "attrition." 
Similar situations will occur this 
year. Clarion's administration 
has stated they want to handle 
the staff reductions in a humane 
way. I think it's time our 
administration realizes our temps 
are people too and deserve the 
same considerations. 

Robert S. Balough 

President, Clarion Univ. 

APSCUF 

Hello from Texas 

Dear Editor: 

Never thought I'd say it. . .1 
really miss Clarion! While I was 
a student at Clarion University, I 
often wondered where the heck 
my degree in education would 
take me: Maybe I'd sub around 
home, get an evening job 
washing dishes, and eventually 
end upin grad school. Somehow, 
the thought of ending up 
teaching full-time in a rural 
district right smack in the Texas 
bayou country (30 miles from 
the Gulf) amongst the alligators 
and mosquitoes of the Sabine 
River just never entered my 
mind. Couldn't have imagined 
experiencing Mardi Gras in New 
Orleans, standing in the Alamo, 
and camping in the beautiful 
desert at Big Bend National 
Park. 

I can honestly say that all the 
hard work involved with being a 
secondary math major has 
certainly paid off. Very little of 
what I learned in my education 
classes is of no use to me. From 
Intro to Ed to student teaching, 
I'm finding uses for just about 
everything that I learned at 
Clarion. To all the excellent 
professors in the education and 
math departments of Clarion, I'd 
like to extend a sincere thanks 
for all the help and guidance 
they provided me during the last 
four years. Also, a special thanks 
to Mr. Marchand for all his 
helpful supervision during my 
student teaching experience. 

One thing I think most CUP 
grads will admit to is that the 
wonderful memories of both the 
social and academic life at 
Clarion are deeply rooted in our 
minds. Being caught up in the 
super- tedious paperwork which 
is involved with teaching, I've 
neglected to stay in contact with 
many of my friends who are still 
studying (hopefully) at Clarion. 
Good luck to all— hope to see 
you again soon!!! 

Kevin R. Mikula 



Fed up 



Dear Editor: 

For the 14th time this semester 
I have received a parking 
violation. This has resulted well 
over $100 in fines. 

The vast majority of these 
citations have been incurred in 
the Founder-Nair vicinity. Every 
Tuesday and Thursday I arrive 
for class at 7:45 a.m. from my 
off campus residence to find 
absolutely zero parking. Not 
only does this result in tardiness 
to my class, but it has incurred 
all of those violations. Due to my 
residence, it is necessary for me 
to drive, and because of this, 
every morning my patience is 
tried. 

I hold no contempt for the 
ineptitude for Clarion 
University's parking policy or 
planning. I however have no 
control over the frustration that 
ensues from seeing half of the 
employee parking lot across the 
street from Founders totally 
vacant, and then receiving a 
ticket for parking in the back of 
the lot. 

I also am infuriated for being 
foolish enough to purchase a 
student pass for $15. This 
worthless farce of a pass entitles 
me to absolutely nothing. I 
would have been better off 
paying three tickets. I am asking 
for a refund of that student 
permit. 

This is a sad example of what 
seems to fail Clarion as a whole. 
As a senior I have been taught 
more than Political Science. 

I have learned that our 
administration is grievously out 
of touch with its body. 
Disharmony, from the student to 
the professor to the executive, is 
a way of Clarion life. 

The solutions seem so 
attainable and applicable yet still 
cease to be adopted. It angers me 
to see the ambivalence of our 
admini-strators. This sort of 
thing hurts more than my wallet, 
it undermines the credibility of 
this university. 



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Scheduling problems addressed 



Advisors are more than just 'schedulers' 



by Rodney Sherman 
Asst. News Editor 



Once again, it is time for 
Clarion University students to 
schedule next semester's classes. 
Some students seem to always 
get the classes they need, while 
others never do. 

Dr. John Kuhn, university 
provost and academic vice 
president, has offered some 
advice for students who are 
having problems scheduling. If 
a student has already scheduled, 
there are some tips he or she 
should keep in mind also. 

Before scheduling, students 
should be sure to meet with their 
academic advisor. "An advisor 
should more than just a 
scheduler for the student," said 
Kuhn. A student can "use their 
advisor for gaining an 
understanding of the field, career 
planning and advice. The 
advisor is more than someone 
helping to pick courses out of the 
air," he added. 

Advisors can also offer useful 
recommendations for general 
education courses and electives 
which the student may not have 
previously considered. Advisors 
should also have an 
understanding of course pre- 
requisjties and make sure the 



throughout the period of early 
registation as well as the period 
of Drop/ Add using the many 
courseview terminals around 
campus. 

Some courses which may have 
been closed initially, could 
possibly become available at a 
later date because other students 
dropped it, the class size was 
increased or the department may 
have added a new section. There 
have been numerous schedule 
changes requested by various 
departments since the summer 
and fall schedules were printed 
in March. Schedule changes are 
also communicated via the Daily 
Bulletin , E-mail and signs 
posted by the departments. 

Students are reminded that the 
courseview program can be 
accessed in the computer lab in 
Gemmell student center, the 
TeleReg system is open from 
9:00 A.M. to 10 P.M. Monday 
through Thursday and 10 A.M. 
to 10 P.M. on Fridays. 

Once a student becomes 
eligible to use TelReg they may 
continue to use the system 
through the end of the early 
registration period. For 
example, students may drop and 
add courses through Friday, 
May 7 for the fall term. 



" The advisor is more 
than someone helping to 
pick courses out of the 



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student in proceeding in the 
proper sequence. Advisors can 
also outline the process for 
requesting permission to 
schedule a closed course section 
from the appropriate academic 
department chairperson and 
college dean if the situation 
warrants. 

Mr. Douglas Bills, university 
registrar, suggests students 
monitor the availability of 
courses they intend to schedule 



Students may drop classes 
through August 30. The fall 
1993 Drop/Add period will 
occur in the first week of the 
semester. 

Students are reminded to meet 
with their advisor before making 
schedule changes. 

Often students say that the 
classes they need are gone before 
they get to register. Cathy 
Simpson, an undeclared 
freshman said, "I'm afraid there 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
Students can access the courseview program on the computers in the Gemmell lab. 
Students who have already registered may want check for changes. 



won't be anything left for me." 
Rebecca Kelley, a freshman 
social science major, said that by 
the time she will register, getting 
an accounting course might be a 
problem. 

Dr. Kuhn recommends that if 
there is a class you absolutely 
must have to continue progress 
toward your degree, and all 
sections of that class are closed, 
the first option is to see if your 
advisor or department chair to 
inquire about a request form for 
permission to enter a closed 
section. Another option is to 
take a suitable alternative. Your 
advisor will know about 
alternative classes. 

If, after meeting with your 
advisor and the relevant 
department chair, you still find 
yourself at an impasse, then 
make an appointment to meet 
with the dean about your 
scheduling difficulty. 

If you have not already 
explored me first two options, 
the dean will simply redirect you 
at this point to try those 
alternatives. The dean may also 
review why the difficulty exists: 
has the student been working 
with an advisor regularly? Did 
the student get bad advice? Is 



there a problem with the 
scheduling system or with the 
students previous choices? 

Eventually, it is the dean who 
will be the person to address the 
most difficult scheduling 
problems. When all else has 
failed, a Dean may inform the 
student that his or her last line of 
appeal would be to the provost. 

Clarion University is trying to 
solve the problems of early 
registation, but not all problems 
are easily solved. Returning 
adult students face the added 
problem of trying to schedule 
classes around jobs and family 
commitments. Sue Martz, an 
early childhood education major, 
commenting on her scheduling 
experience said, "I don't feel 
there are enough classes 
available for people with a lower 
amount of accumulated credits, 
also scheduling right before 
finals is difficult." Scheduling 
times run through April 26. 
Finals begin the week of May 3. 

Not all students are unhappy 
with their scheduling experience. 
"TelReg was the god that 
answered," said Line Hillwig, a 
sophmore english major. Jerrad 
Peterman, a sophmore secondary 
education major, agreed, "It was 



pretty smooth, I didn't have to 
go for any of my secondary 
choices," he said. 

Student Senate President Gara 
M. Smith, commenting on the 
scheduling ordeal said, "I believe 
telephone registration ia an asset 
to the university. It is much 
more accessible to students than 
the former registration process. 

"It is frustrating to students 
who register for classes on 
Wednesday and then on 
Thursday find the class has been 
cancelled." 

The following classes have 
recently been added to the fall 
1993 schedule: BIOL 341-02, 
CIS 110-12, CIS 217-08, ENG 
412-01 and 02, ES 111-07, ES 
370-02, FIN 471-01 and 02, 
REHB 599-01, SCT 113-15, 
SCT 320-01 and SPED 599-01. 

The following classes for the 
fall semester 1993 have been 
cancelled: ACTG 252-01, ACTG 
452-01and02, CIS 110-11, CIS 
217-02-05 and 06, CIS 324-51, 
CIS 462-01 and 02, ENG 413- 
01 and 02, FIN 370-01, HON 
125-01, MGMT 120-03 and 04, 
and RE 270-02. 

Students may also want to 
check courseview for class 
timeand instructor changes. 



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Baldwin to receive Service Award 



courtesy of 
Public Affairs 



Dr. Robert W. Baldwin, an 
administrator and professor at 
Clarion University College of 
Education since 1971, will 
receive the Distinguished 
Service Award from the Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania 
Alumni Association during the 
Alumni Weekend activities on 
May 1. 

Baldwin will receive his award 
during the annual alumni 
banquet at 12:15 p.m. in 
Chandler Dining Hall. Cost of 
the banquet is $!1. Reservations 
for the banquet were due by 
April 15 to Alumni Relations. 

"I am still stunned by this," 
said Baldwin about receiving the 
honor. "I never thought about it, 
and it is deeply flattering to be 
honored. It means a lot to me. 
Clarion has meant a lot to me. I 
have spent one-third of my life 
here. The quality of people, the 
type of commitment, and the 
desire of Clarion to be first rate 
have kept me here." 

Baldwin received his B.A. in 
philosophy and M.A.T. in 
secondary education from 
Wesleyan University, certificate 
as an NSF Fellow at Allegheny 
College and Ph.D. from the 
University of Pittsburgh and 
Bowling Green University 
before joining Clarion in 1971. 

"The 1970s were an exciting 
lime when we were looking at 
different ways to teach and 
conduct education," said 
Baldwin. "So many of the things 
that are current today we were 
doing in the early 1970s, but 
were terminated by the late 
1970s." 

Baldwin, who joined Clarion 
as the dean of the school of 
professional studies, was one of 
the overseers in die development 
of the McKeever Environment 
Center at Sandy Lake and the 
Flexibie Ail-Year School at 
Clarion. "They were two of the 
things that attracted me to 
Clarion," Baldwin recalled. 

The all-year school, housed in 
the newly constructed Becker 
Hall, provided a highly 
individualized instruction 
program for children during the 
entire year. Students were able 
to leave at any time for vacation 
and return without falling 
behind. Money for the program 
ran out in the late 1970s and the 
program was terminated. 

The Penn-Soil Conservation 
('enter at Sandy Lake, now 



called McKeever Center, was 
developed with political backing 
from Governor Raymond 
Schaeffer and Milton Shapp as a 
consortium operated outdoor 
educational facility focusing on 
new . teaching strategies 
concerned with environmental 
issues. 

New concepts were developed 
including week-long programs 
and school visitations. Slippery 
Rock University recently 
assumed administrative 

responsibility for the center from 
Clarion. 

Also during his term as dean, 
the habilitaitve science program 
in special education (now 
rehabilitative science), speech 
pathology and audiology, and 
psychology departments 
developed and grew in 
enrollment. "One of the things 
that made me proud of Clarion 
was President James Gemmell's 
interest in expanding enrollment 
in these fields while retaining the 
clinic setups," said Baldwin. 
"This helped the programs to 
maintain high quality." 



and later we added a graduate 
program in reading and a 
separate unit for elementary 
education that was merged with 
the department of education. We 
were always bust trying to meet 
the onslaught of students." 

Baldwin also helped initiate an 
Honors Colloquium for 
exceptional students in 1975-76. 
This program was the 
predecessor of Clarion 
University's present honors 
program. 

Following a retirement in 
1981, Baldwin was named 
director of field services and a 
half-time teacher. He transferred 
to full-time faculty status in 
1983. 

Serving on the Faculty Senate 
from 1972-75 and 1978-88, 
Baldwin chaired many 
committees and was a member 
of the committee on committees 
and rules which redrafted the 
constitution and by-laws in 
1983-84. 

Baldwin also served as director 
of the Clarion University 
Foundation from 1979-84, 



". . .the desire of Clarion to 
be first rate has kept me 
here." 

—Dr. Robert Baldwin 



Baldwin was one of the leaders 
of the effort to separate 
psychology from the College of 
Education and place it in the 
College of Arts and Sciences. "I 
stand by that decision," Baldwin 
said. "Psychology has grown in 
ways it would not have been able 
to as an education research 
department." 

However, Baldwin always 
looked at the department of 
education as the heart of 
professional studies. "Education 
always carried an enormous 
burden in terms of teaching," 
Baldwin said. "In 1973 we 
added early childhood education, 



including three years as 
president, 1981-84. Among 
many other committees he 
served on the bargaining unit, 
tenure, and curriculum 
committees; ad hoc committee 
on presidential leadership; and 
the Cross Creek committee on 
undergraduate education. He 
remains the only dean ever 
elected to Clarion University's 
Faculty Senate. 

"I worked with a lot of good 
people," said Baldwin. "That 
was the most satisfying part of 
the whole job. I was fortunate to 
be with people who extended 
themselves to help other people. 



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drive for quality from athletics to 
academics." 

Baldwin and his wife, 
Margaret, reside in Clarion. 
They have three children, Ann 
Hightchew, a flight attendant for 
Continental Airlines; Robert, 



Administration in Baltimore, 
Md. and a Clarion graduate with 
a degree in actuary science; and 
Beth, a biology major at the 
SUNY College of Forestry and 
Environmental Studies in 
Syracuse. 



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Emergency phones 
add to campus safety 



by Chad Briggs 
News Writer 



Campus security has taken a 
step forward with the installation 
of the first in a series of 
Emergency Telephones on 
campus. 

The first phone has been 
installed on the east end of 
Egbert Hall. The $1,783.00 
grant for the first emergency 
telephone was awarded and 
confirmed by the Clarion 
University Foundations Board of 
Directors Project Committee. 

The way the phone is set up, 
the caller pushes the red button 



on the box which then rings into 
Public Safety. The call is 
received on a display unit which 
displays the number of the box 
calling (each box will have its 
own code number.) 

The display unit acts as a two 
way communicator allowing the 
subject and Public Safety to 
converse for a brief period, 
where important crucial 
information will be given. The 
call will then be terminated and 
help will respond. The units are 
also capable of being tested from 
the display unit itself. 

Strict penalties will be 
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activating the alarm. The phones 
were purchased from Ram tech 
Corporation of Rhode Island at a 
cost of $900.00 per unit. In ail, 
24 units will eventually be 
purchased and installed at key 
positions around campus 

The grant was originally 
applied for by Project Director 
Kathy Spozio, and sponsored by 
the Task force on Acquaintance 
Rape and Sexual Harassment, 
Students Together Against Rape, 
and The Office of Social Equity. 
Wayne Key, interim vice 
president for finance and 
administration has also been 
very supportive in his efforts. 

"The phones are to be sgen in a 
positive light, and to show 
students, faculty, and guests that 
their security is very important to 
us," said Kathy Spozio. 
"Campus security is a crucial 
issue on both a national and local 
scale. Citizens are becoming 
acutely aware that personal 
safety can no longer be taken for 
granted. The high use of alcohol 
and drugs by our society 
increases the risk of violent 
behavior." 

"Our location next to 1-80 
increases our vulnerability. 
Therefore making it critical to 
send a message that caution and 
vigilance must become a part of 
everyday life. This proposal 
concerns itself with a long range 
plan to make Clarion University 
a safer, more secure 
environment." 

According to College Press 
Service, one in every four 
college women has been raped or 
sexually assaulted and 95% of 
campus crime is drug or alcohol 
related. 

Rape and sexual assault are 
likely to be the most 
underreported crimes. 

Mary Koss, a professor at the 
University of Arizona, 
conducted a survey inl985 
which reported that 15.4 percent 
of college women surveyed said 
they could recall an incident 
since their fourteenth birthday 
that met the legal definition of 
rape. 

Koss' survey also found that 
less than 5 percent of college 
rape victims reported the 
assaults. 




Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
The first of 24 emergency telephones to combat campus 
crime has been installed on the east end of Egbert Hall. 



Public Safety 



Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the Mar. 25 through April 7, 1993. 

On March 26 at approximately 11:25 PM, a fire alarm was 
activated on the first floor of Nair Hall. The incident is under 
investigation. 

On March 27, at approximately 12:05 AM,' a student was cited for 
Criminal Mischief and Disorderly Conduct when the actor placed 
chewing gum in the peep hole of a dorm room and applied a flame 
from his butane lighter to the gum. 

A non-student reported that he visited the campus and parked his 
vehicle in parking lot G. Upon his return to his vehicle, someone had 
scratched the side with some type of object. No date given. 

A bicycle was reported stolen from Campbell Hall on April 1. 
Sometime after dark on March 30, the bicycle was discovered 
missing. It was attached to a rack with a cable and lock around the 
front wheel. The wheel was removed but was not taken. The missing 
bike is a black, 26 inch Voltage 18-speed, valued at $230. 

Two sound system speakers were reported missing from the Hart 
Chapel on April 3. They are described as black E.V. speakers with 
white lettering. The speakers have plastic housing and measure two 
feet by one foot. 

A report was received by Public Safety on April 5 that someone had 
tampered with a washing machine in thebasement of Wilkinson Hall. 
The machine was rendered inoperative due to coins taped in the 
money slot. 

A theft of $26.25 from collections of libraiy fines was reported to 
have happened at the library, between Mar. 27 and April 2, but was 
reported on April 6. 

A fire alarm was pulled on the sixth floor of Wilkinson Hall at 4:02 
a.m. on April 7. Under investigation. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Page 8 - The Clarion Call - 4-22-93 

Outside Clarion 



Fiery end to Waco standoff kills 86 



compiled from 
Associated Press and 
local news sources 

National 

David Koresh and 85 of his 
followers arc believed dead after 
fire ripped through the 
compound where the group was 
holding off federal agents. 

The Monday afternoon blaze, 
fanned by high winds, erupted at 
about 12:05 p.m., just six hours 
after FBI agents began using 
armored vehicles to pound holes 
in the complex of buildings and 
spray them with tear gas. 

In developments on Tuesday, 
the FBI said it was not 
responsible for the deaths of the 
children or anyone else at the 
Davidian compound. 

Special agent Jeff Jamar said 
the 17 young children died 
because cult leader David 
Koresh ordered fires set that 
killed them. Jamar said Koresh 
had 51 days to let the children 
go, but he refused. 

An unidentified surviving 
member of the cult claims the 
FBI started the fatal fire. FBI 
snipers claim they saw the cult 
members light the fires through 
the scopes of their rifles. 



Clinton orders Waco review 

President Clinton has ordered 

an internal review of how the 
government handled the standoff 
at the branch Davidian 
compound in Waco, Texas. 

Spokeswoman Dee Dee Myers 
said the president remains 
steadfast in his support of the 
decision on Monday to step up 
the pressure on the cult, but he 
wants to review what led up to 
the destructive fire that ended the 
siege. 

Attorney General Janet Reno 
said Monday that she was taking 
full responsibility for the FBI 
raid that ended the standoff. "I 
made the decision. I'm 
accountable, the buck stops with 
me, " she said. 

"President Clinton feels as 
badly as I do about what 
happened," said Reno. She 
added that she had no doubt that 
Koresh's followers set the 
compound ablaze just hours after 
the FBI used new tactics in an 
attempt to end the 51 -day 
standoff. 

Reno said she advised Clinton 
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Buried munitions threaten 
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The government believes aging 
munitions may be buried beneath 
at least 259 former military sites 
across the nation. 

Explosives already have 
threatened suburban 

neighborhoods, public parks and 
even a college campus. The 
hazards range from hand 
grenades to artillery rounds. 

And it isn't only munitions. 
Hundreds of sites, many dating 
to World War II are believed to 
hide toxic chemicals ranging 
from old fuel to mustard gas. 

The Associated Press reviewed 
dozens of documents from the 
Army Corps of Engineers, 
detailing the government's 
inventory of the 7,592 military 
sites that have been abandoned 
and in most cases resold since 
1945. 

The sites are on millions of 
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courtesy of 

College Press Service 



Censorship awards bestowed 

The Democratic and 
Republican parties were among 
the winners of the 1993 Jefferson 
Muzzle Awards from the 
Thomas Jefferson Center for the 
Protection of Free Expression for 
squelching debate on abortion at 
their conventions last year. 

In honor of the 250th Birthday 
of the former president, the 
awards were given April 13 to 
organizations and individuals 
who supressed First Amendment 
rights and censored books or 
views that were contrary to their 
own. 

The Democratic and 
Republican national committees 
both received muzzle awards in 
April for disallowing debate on 
abortion, even though the parties 
took opposite stands on the 
issue. 

Also winning was FCC 
Chairman Alfred Sikes, for 
imposing fines on radio 
personality Howard Stern. 



State 

Debate on worker's comp 
bill continues 

The state Senate sent downed 
House amanedments to a much 
debated workers' compensation 
bill, forcing the measure to a 
bipartisan committee and 
thrusting the measure closer to a 
year and a half fight. 

Senate President Pro Tern 
Robert Mellow, D-Lackawanna 
said, "I think our only best hope 
of trying to get this resolved is to 
get this to conference 
committee" in the Pittsburgh 
Post-Gazette. 

The proposed bill would roll 
back last year's 24 percent 
average rate increase that 
businesses now pay for their 
workers' compensation 

insurance. Workers' 

compensation insurance is 
required for all businesses in 
Pennsylvania and provides 
benefits for injured employees. 



First Pa. Hispanic judges 
leaves Supreme Court race 

Philadelphia Common Pleas 
judge Nelson Diaz, the first 
Hispanic judge in Pennsylvania 
quit the race for the state 
Supreme Court, the Pittsburgh 
Post Gazette reported on April 
20. 

According to the report, Diaz 
filed a petition in court last week 
asking that he be permitted to 
withdrawal, citing "personal 
reasons." The state Election 
Bureau confirmed that 
Commonwealth Court approved 
Diaz' petition. 

The Philadelphia Inquirer 
reported Sunday that Diaz is one 
of five fianlists being considered 
for U.S. attorney in Philadelphia. 
According to campaign finance 
reports, Diaz raised less than 
$250, the lowest of the eight 
Democratic candidates for 
Supreme Court justice. A 
Lackawanna county candidate 
has raised more than $200,000. 




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University, employee 
settle case 

A secretary at the University of 
Alabama who accused former 
basketball coach Wimp 
Sanderson of punching her 
settled for $275,000 just before 
the case was settled, officials 
said. 

Nancy Watts had been 
Sanderson's administrative 
assistant at the Tuscaloosa, Ala. 
school, university officials said. 

She claimed Sanderson hit her 
during an argument. 

The setUement resolved Watts' 
sexual discrimination claim 
against Sanderson, the university 
of Alabama, and Athletic 
Director Hoolie Ingram. 

Assault and battery charges 
were from the March 17, 1992 
incident also were dropped. 

Sanderson resigned under 
protest in May 1992. 

Watts remained at the 
university and is set to retire in 
another two years. 



Graduate school tuition rises 

Tuition increases for public 
and private graduate schools 
range from 3 percent to 9 percent 
this year, according to Peterson's 
Annual Survey of Graduate 
Institutions. 

Enrollment in graduate 
programs also is on the rise, the 
survey found. 

The average cost, which 
includes tuition and fees, rose 
the most at public institutions. 
State residents paid an average 
of $2,445 for the academic, an 
8.2 percent increase over last 
year, and out-of-state residents 
paid an average of $5,715, or 9.1 
percent more than last year. 

Graduate students at private 
institutions paid $6,996, a 3.1 
percent increase. "Considering 
the effects of our nation's 
lingering recession on both 
public and private sources for 
educational funding, these 
increases might be considered 
quite reasonable," said Peter 
Hegener, president of Peterson's 
Guides. 



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Features 




Featured Opinion: 



Greek Week: is it really a 'friendly competition?' 



by Jennifer Taylor 
Contributing Writer 



The points are tallied, the 
banners down, and the inflated 
personas are temporarily put to 
rest. Greek Week '93 is over, to 
the satisfaction of myself, a 
greek initiate, and the Clarion 
GDI's. Greek Week occurs 
every spring semester and as the 
title reveals, lasts seven long 
days. 

I will no longer have to endure 
the pain of another greek week, I 
have been blessed with a 
December graduation. 

As a participant and an 
onlooker, I have reached the 
conclusion that greek week is 
nothing more than an 
opportunity for fraternities and 
sororities to show off, display 
relentless and ruthless 
competition, and use Greek 
Week as an excuse to relieve 
themselves of their individualism 
and to succumb to the 
stereotypical fraternity man and 
sorority woman. 

Social greek organizations 
have long been fighting the 
stereotypes given to them by 
their collegiate peers, campus 
professors and Hollywood movie 
producers. Contrary to what 
outsiders believe, not all sorority 
women sleep with blond haired, 
blue eyed football jocks and are 
100% bitch. Nor do fraternity 
men live by the ethical codes 
established in the movie Animal 
House. 

No matter how hard this image 
is fought, the seven days set 
aside for Greek Week puts it 
right back. Fraternities and 
sororities will portray themselves 
and their organizations this way. 
Maybe it's the springtime air or 
daylight savings time, whatever 
the cause, seven days in April 
will be loaded with singing, 
banner painting, keg rolling, 
distance running, partying, 
drunken stupors and extreme 
competitiveness. 

One wonders how Greek Week 
became a haven for such silly 
antics as keg rolling and what 
purpose these events have. As a 
participant in Greek Week for 
four consecutive years, I feel that 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
If the keg roll, a favorite Greek Olympics event, is one of the causes of extreme competitiveness, why 
is it even an event? From an outsider's point-of-view, it just adds to the typical Greek stereotype. 



this yearly event has weakened 
and no longer mirrors what greek 
forefathers had established. 
Greek Week was once meant to 
bring all greek organizations 
together and act as a forum to 
make new friends, get 
acquainted with other fellow 
greek members and to have a 
week of fun and games. 

Over the years Greek Week at 
Clarion University has changed 
to a week of poor sportsmanship, 
brutal competitiveness and never 
ending partying. 

To much dismay it starts with 
the theme of Greek Week, this 
years theme was "Born to be 
Wild in Western PA" and 1992's 
theme was "Let the Greek Times 
Roll." These themes have been 
of the same consistency over the 
past few years. These themes do 



nothing for the greek system, 
they insinuate being wild, that 
greek life is a party and it's all 
fun. 

For this one week, fraternities 
will try and outdo one another by 
having beer parties, happy hours 
and late nighters while vying for 
the attention of any sorority girl. 
Sororities also participate in 
this partying event by trying to 
consume the most alcohol, going 
to the most parties and having 
the most fun with sorority 
sisters. This event is scored by 
the amount of members wearing 
their greek jackets to one 
singular party. The winner is 
chosen when other sororities will 
say, "Omigod, there were a ton 
of Alpha Lamdas at the party!" 

Competition is another 
negative aspect of Greek Week. 



For these seven days, fraternities 
are competing with other 
fraternities and the same goes for 
sororities. The winner of each 
event gets a certain number of 
points for first, second, and third 
place, and basic participation 
points. 

The events for the week are as 
follows: greek sing, greek 
Olympics, greek run, greek 
volleyball, greek swim, greek 
bowl, and greek banner. 

The most competitive of these 
events being greek Olympics, 
probably because it is divided 
into subdivisions such as rope 
pull, 5-legged race, keg roll, 4 x 
50 relay, and football toss. 
These events show off each 
fraternities and sororities 
strength; the winner of Olympics 
has the honor of being the 



strongest of all other greeks. 

Not only is there physical 
competition, but verbal 
competition as well. This 
competition being most 
detrimental to each organization 
and the friendships between 
them. This competition often 
begins with snide remarks about 
the other fraternities and 
sororities. 

However, sororities are the 
most brutal in this competition. 
There is often cheering matches, 
hostility towards other sorority 
women and sometimes verbal 
confrontations. This year's 
Greek Week was no exception. 
During the Olympics, 
competition between several 
sororities became intense. 
Towards the end of the day, 
sororities were trying to get 
other sororities disqualified from 
events, which led to a chanting 
of "Na na na na, hey hey, 
goodbye," when a sorority was 
disqualified. 

This chant only led to more 
verbal abuse by the opposing 
sororities and greek relations has 
deteriorated since. 

This years Greek Week has 
left this reviewer with little hope 
that greek relations will return to 
how it is remembered when I 
pledged. 

Sure, I remember the fun and 
the partying, but I also 
remember making friends in 
other sororities and remaining 
friends after the seven days of 
Greek Week. It is also 
remembered how some 
sororities became extremely 
close with each other, to the 
point that I was wearing the pink 
and green letters when I had 
pledged to wear the purple and 
white. 

The interchanging of greek 
letters is a true sign of friendship 
with someone outside the realms 
of your own greek organization. 
I can oniy wish that Clarion 
greeks could have seen the 
noncompetitiveness there once 
was on this campus and the day 
when Panhel and IFC hosted a 
greek picnic at Cook's Forest 
where everyone got along and 
everyone knew your name. 



Page 10 - The Clarion Call - 4-22-93 

Movie Review: 



Sex '90s Style: not only expensive but Indecent 1 



by Matt Niemla 
Features Writer 



"Indecent Proposal" 


Starring: 


Robert Redford 




Demi Moore 




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Director: 


Adrian Lyne 


Rated R 


** Stars 



It makes me wonder what a 
talented director like Adrian 
Lyne is thinking by making a 
film like this. Here is a man who 
has made such films like "Fatal 
Attraction" and "Blade Runner." 

Theater Review: 



"Fatal Attraction" has been said 
to be one of the best thrillers on 
film and has been copied by 
countless other filmmakers, 
while "Blade Runner" is clearly 
one of the best science fiction 
works ever produced. Instead of 
one of these breakthroughs, 
however, Lyne has decided to 
cash in on what sells at today's 
box office: a movie with three 
popular stars and something 
called S-E-X. 

The plot is simple. A couple 
from Santa Monica, California, 
need $50,000 to buy their dream 



house on a small piece of 
property near the ocean. To get 
the cash, they think the best 
place to get it would obviously 
be the casinos in Vegas. (It's 
called a loan, kids-look into it.) 
The fun begins when they lose 
all their cash and get to know a 
middle-aged jetsetter named 
John Gage, played by goody- 
two-shoes Robert Redford, a far 
cry from his "A River Runs 
Through It," which he directed a 
few months past. So during a 
nice game of billiards he asks 
David Murphy (Woody 



Harrelson) if he would give his 
hot wife (Demi Moore) to him 
for a hot night of passion for a 
cool million-no strings attached. 
The remainder of the film is 
simply a breakdown of their 
marriage (and the movie) after 
Demi accepts the "proposal" in 
question because, hey, the sex 
would be meaningless and the 
cash would be a good bonus. 
Unfortunately it's not that easy. 
Woody is too jealous and Demi 
is too shallow of a character to 
do anything but roll around in 
some cash. 



Is Lyne somehow trying to 
show us that America is so 
immoral that we would give in to 
such a thing, or is he just putting 
our dreams on film of our deep 
carnal desires? Probably neither. 
He also directed "9 1/2 
Weeks," which is basically the 
same kind of film and as 
disappointing. Whether he is 
right or wrong, or whether we 
see it as right or wrong, someone 
is laughing all the way to the 
bank as it ("Indecent Proposal") 
made close to ten million in its 
first week of release. 



You just may love the play f I Hate Hamlet 1 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



Paul Rudnick's contemporary 
comedy "I Hate Hamlet" is a 
play that challenges the mind 
and talents of the characters. 

The story centers around 
Andrew Reilly, portrayed by 



that the last great Hamlet, in this 
case Barrymore, cannot rest until 
a new Hamlet is discovered. 

The play is not about the play 
Hamlet but is about the idea of 
taking a challenge. Since the 
Hamlet role is so challenging 
among actors, conquering the 



expresses what many of us 
always thought about 
Shakespeare, he is impossible to 
study", said Dr. William 
Kennedy, director of the play. 

Rudnick lived in Barrymore 
apartments when he wrote the 



play and it attracted a lot of press 
in New York City when first 
produced with Nicole 
Williamson playing Barrymore. 

Paul Rudnick also wrote the 
movie "Sister Act" and the 
current off-broadway production 



"Jeffrey." 

"To be or not to be, that is the 
question?" "To be" a part of the 
audience will give the viewer 
insight on how to take that risk 
to become confident in life. 




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Shown here are Holly Sena, Marion Russell and Michael 
Giller, a few members of the cast of "I Hate Hamlet" 



Michael Hiller, who is a career 
television actor who loses his 
job. In an effort to legitimize 
himself, he returns to New York 
City to perform in theatre and is 
cast as Hamlet in a New York 
Shakespeare production. 

Reilly doesn't view himself as 
capable of the role and is visited 
by the ghost of John Barrymore, 
played by Dan Brady, while 
renting the famous actors 
apartment. Theatre legend claims 



role would dare the mind and 
soul of the actor. 

The casting of the play is 
excellent as the characters bring 
Barrymore and Hamlet alive by 
using lines and scenes from the 
famous play "Hamlet." The 
acting convinced the audience 
that taking that challenge would 
bring happiness within yourself. 

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'Rookie of the Year' 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Editor-elect 

Breaking into America's 
music scene is Ireland's Roger 
Gillen, who won the National 
Talent Search of Ireland by 
singing his own song at the age 
of 19. This began his soon-to- 
be-success here in the states. 
Gillen then moved to New 



at both the New Music Seminar 
and the College Music Journal 
convention in New York City. 
He has also appeared on "BMI 
Live," a nationally televised 
program for new music artists. 
He also performs in comedy 
clubs as well as college 
campuses. 
According to the "Godfather of 




Public Affairs photo 
Young Irish singer/songwriter Roger Gillen stirs America 
with his fresh progressive rhythms of acoustic-folk music. 



York after starting out in 
Missouri, and began his 
singing/songwriting career. 
America quickly discovered his 
talent, and Rolling Stone 
magazine crowned him "Rookie 
of the Year." 

Gillen's most recent 
appearances include showcases 



New York music," Hilly Krystal, 
Gillen is the best new talent I've 
heard," Krystal also commented 
his "exceptional" lyrics and his 
"beautiful" voice. 

Krystal also beams, "When 
you hear someone like that, you 
realize how many lesser people 
there are." 



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CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. April 22 
EARTH DAY 

Concert Choir/Show Choir 
Tour 

Drama Production 
"I Hate Hamlet" (LT) 8 p.m. 
UAB Movie (Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 
Special Olympics 7-4 p.m. 
(Stadium) 



Sun. April 25 
-UAB Canoe Float 

(Cooks Forest) 
•Fraternity/Sorority 

Rush ends 
•Orchestra Concert (Aud) 

3:15 p.m. 

-UAB Movie (Gem M-P) 8p.m. 
-Faculty Recital Lisa Johnson, 

Flute and Saxaphone 

7:30 p.m. 



Wed. April 28 
-Book Buy Back 
(Book Center) 9 a.m.- 4 p.m. 



Fri. April 23 
-Concert Choir/ Show Choir 

Tour 
-Drama Production 

"I Hate Hamlet" (LT) 8 p.m. 
-UAB/BACCHUS 

Bedrock Cafe (Gem M-P) 

8 p.m. 



Mon. April 26 
-Early Registration ends for 

fall 1993 semester 
-Student Senate Meeting 
-Guest Recital (Chapel) 7 p.m. 

Sylvia Pittman 



Thurs. April 29 
-Book Buy Back 

(Book Center) 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 
•Show Choir/ Concert Choir 

performance (LT) 8:15 p.m. 



Sat. April 24 
-WCCB Earth Day Weekend 
-Drama Production 

"I Hate Hamlet" (LT) 8 p.m. 
-Earth Day Jam and 

Nickelodeon 



Tues. April 27 
■Speaker Sam Famero (Carter) 



Fri. April 30 
-Classes End 10 p.m. 
-Book Buy Back 
-Cup Jazz Band concert 
(Gem M-P) 8 p.m. 



Army Band plays at CUP 



by Kelley Mahoney 
Features Writer 




"Clarion University is proud to 
sponsor one of the two finest 
quintets of the country," said 
Susan Creasap, director of 
bands. The United States 
Continental Army Band with 
conductor Captain Thomas 
Rotandi Jr. presented a 
woodwind and brass quintet on 
Monday, April 19 at 8 p.m. "We 
were excited to have them here," 
Creasap said. 

The band has performed in the 
Orange Bowl Parade, the Cotton 
Bowl Festival, the 1992's 
Worlds's Fair and represented the 



Bicentennial Constitution. 

While they were here they held 
a Masterclass for both music and 
non music majors. For those of 
us who are unsure of what that 
is, it is an open forum giving 
students information on music 
skills. "It's a private lesson for a 



large group," described Creasap. 
The Masterclass was held in 
Marwick Boyd on Monday. 

The concert was held in Hart 
Chapel and was packed full o 
entertainment for people of al 



ages. 



Sandford Gallery 



Juried Student 

Exhibition 

April 20-30 

Marwick- Boyd Fine Arts 

Building 

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Senior Spotlight: 



Eric Reed: making the most out of Clarion 




by Ann Fontana 
Contributing Writer 



"You get out of Clarion 
University what you put into it," 
is Eric Reed's philosophy. Eric 
has followed his advice well 
because he has been actively 
involved with a wide variety of 
opportunities at Clarion. 

Eric, a senior psychology and 
business management major, will 
graduate in December of 1993. 
He hopes to attend graduate 
school the following September 
to pursue a master's degree in 
human resources management. 
His top schools he is looking at 
include Cornell, Central Florida, 
and Eastern Michigan. 

Since he will have a nine 
month break between Clarion 
and graduate school, he would 
like to do a post bachelor's 
internship. 

Eric has been a resident 
assistant in Ballentine Hall for 
the past three years. For four 
semesters, he has held the 
position of administrative 
assistant. He supervises seven 
desk clerks and takes care of hall 
maintenance. 

He recalls his biggest 
challenge of being an RA when a 
student knocked at his door at 
3:00 a.m., and Eric had to 
convince this student not to kill 
himself. "All I could think about 
was pulling everything together I 



had been taught and getting this 
person to see it," Eric said. 
Despite these emergencies, Eric 
truly enjoys the job because of 
the interaction with freshmen, 
and it keeps him in touch with 
new students. 

Eric's care for people extends 
beyond the RA job. For three 
years he has participated in the 
Big Brother/Big Sister program 
in the community. He acts as a 
mentor to underprivileged 
children. 

The program was his 
fraternity's original philanthropy, 
but Eric stayed with it even after 
the fraternity changed 
philanthropies. Eric has also 
been a volunteer tour guide for 
the Admissions Office. 

Greek life has comprised a big 
part of Eric's college career. He 
is active with Phi Sigma Kappa 
fraternity and served as president 
for one semester. 

His grades have earned him 
membership in Psi Chi, the 
psychology honorary, Phi Beta 
Alpha, the business honorary, 
and Phi Eta Sigma, the freshman 
honorary. For the latter, he was 
elected president for one year, 
and also became senior advisor 
for one full year. 

As one can tell by all of his 
honorary organizations, Eric 
does well academically. He has 
been on the Dean's List for 
seven semesters, named to 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Our senior of the week, Eric Reed, has made the most out 
of his time here at Clarion, by being active in many groups. 



Who's Who twice, and been 
awarded the National Phi Eta 
Sigma, Alumni Association, and 
APSCUF scholarships. 

Besides all the extracurricular 
activities Eric became involved 
in, he also took advantage of an 
internship experience in the 
human resources department on 
campus. 

He worked with the 
employee's handbook, created 
policies, and did evaluations of 
training programs. "It was my 
first taste of the real world," Eric 
said with a smile. 

Eric should keep on smiling 
because he should be very proud 
of himself. Eric is a familiar 
face on campus, and he has 
"received plenty from Clarion 
because of what he has put into 
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Dana Ed 
Junior, Communication 
Oh, I'd say about a week. Him and Elvis will 
be seen together somewhere, I'm sure." 






Janet Johnson 

Sophomore, Communication 

•'He'll take up residence with Jim 

Morrison in Africa first." 



Melissa Wenger 

Freshman, Communication 

"Probably soon, before the world blows 

up, which is supposed to happen soon." 



Stacey Sailer 

Senior, Early Childhood Ed. 

"I didn't even know David Koresh had left 

the building yet!" 






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Freshman, Social Science 

"I don't. I think him and Jim Jones are 

bonding up in heaven." 



Baron Beichner 

Sophomore, Math/Chemistry 

"A week after someone smokes his ashes 

in a bong and hallucinates him." 



Russ Breindel 

Junior, Communication 

"Never, because Waco stands for 'We Ain't 

Coming Out'." 



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Mr Burrogh's Athletic Band - Mike "Ross Man" Ross on guitar, Ben "Big Ben" Shaw on bass guitar, 
Lenny "Wow My Head" Thomas vocals, Chris "Soul Man" Soltesz on drums and Brian "Music Man" 
McGee on guitar. The band will perform their mix of classic rock and alternative. 



The One Who Waits - Beezer Gregg on guitar, Ken Dague on 
guitar/vocals and Chanie Blose - vocals. This band got together 
about three years ago and has gone through numerous name 
changes. They play what they call acoustic/folk which is Greatful 
Dead /Jimmy Buffet. 



Photos by: Ray Henderson 
Layout by : Dan Parrish 
Story by: Karen Kuban ic 




Simon Sez- The band consists of Derek Bish on lead guitar, Joey Walters on rythm guitar, Shawn Hook 
on Bass guitar and Mark Neiswonger, lead vocals and drums. They will play classic, hard rock and 
heavy metal. 




Nutt & Honey - Izzy Nice? / vocalistics, Matt Hammer / 
percussionistics, Mr. Facetious / strumistics, Safety First / 1 eat 
fishsticks and the other guy / otheristics. Please come see our 
good, wholesome, family fun band! Bring the kids, and B.Y.O.B. 
(Bring Your Own Ballistics.) See you there! 





Earth Day: campus turns green 



What's green, more fun than 
a barrel of monkeys, and is the 
place to be on April 24th? 
Give Up? It's Clarion 
University's third annual Earth 
Day, of course. This years 
Earth Day celebration promises 
to be bigger and better than 
ever before. 

The Earth Day Jam 
sponsored by WCCB is the 
highlight of the day's events. 
The Jam starts at noon in the 
Gemmell Performance area (or 
in case of rain, the Multi- 
purpose room) with the always 
dynamic Mr. Burrough's 
Athletic Band, followed by 
Black Cat, Jim Black, Para 
Normal, The One Who Waits, 
Nutt-N-Honey and Simon Sez. 
In between bands will be 
speakers from various 
environmental organizations 
and representatives from 
Student Senate. Senate 
President Gara Smith will 
speak about voter registration 
and a letter writing campaign 
to state legislators and conduct 
a question and answer session 



with students. Also, Smith will 
present a time capsule in honor 
of Clarion University's 125th 
Anniversary. 

Be sure to show up with a 
pocket full of nickels because the 
Earth Day festivities include a 
Nickelodeon Carnival. Various 
campus organizations will 
sponsor booths and games. Stop 
at WCCB's booth and you could 
win a fabulous Green Radio T- 
shirt at the dart throw. 

The Visual Arts Association 
will be constructing a sculpture 
made out of recyclable materials, 
so bring any aluminum cans or 
newspapers (no glass please) to 
contribute to the work. See the 
artists at work beginning at 1 
p.m., and if you're particularly 
creative with trash, the Visual 
Arts Association welcomes any 
volunteers. 

Clarion's Earth Day 
celebration was created by Ed 
Ambrass, now WCCB's general 
manager, two years ago. The 
idea was to get university 
students together to support a 
positive message and to get some 



exposure for Clarion's AM 
station. Interest in Earth Day 
has increased each year and 
the festivities keep getting 
bigger and better. Future 
Earth Day's may include 
participation from other 
universities. Cori Phillips, 
WCCB's program director, 
says the station is very proud 
of how successful the 
celebrations have gone in the 
past and hopes to see even 
more people come out and join 
in the fun this year. We should 
always remember to celebrate 
Earth Day every day and 
WCCB proves there are fun 
ways to do it. 

Earth Day is sponsored by 
WCCB and the Student 
Senate. All proceeds will go 
to an environmental 
organization in Clarion. The 
music starts at noon and ends 
at 6 p.m., with booths and 
games continuing throughout 
the day. So come out on 
Saturday, April 24th and get 
green! 



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Jim Black and Stu - Their program consists of "a big bunch of 
fun stuff." The two have been playing together on and off for the 
past three years. They frequently have fights over who is smart 
one and who is the good looking one. 



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Para Normal - Tim Reiter on bass guitar, Kevin Fye on guitar and 
Don Cepull on vocals. They are considered "Clarion's most 
extreme wierd core band." They have played parties on Main 
Street, Clarion. They got together in Spring of 1992 and have 
been playing "crazy wacky stuff ever since. 




Black Cat - Aaron Crisman on lead vocals, Jeremy Sagala on lead guitar, Chris Worth on Bass and 
Robert Heichel on drums. Our music consists of revamped classics and cutting edge rock from Ozzy, 
Kiss, Megadeath and others. 



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WEEKLY OVERVIEW 

Paying attention to where one's headed 
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Wednesday as New Moon aligns with 
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Opposition aspects to mental Mercury 
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roses! N ice surprises: Monday and Friday. 



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ARIES March 21 -April 20 

You can add more digits to your profit 
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In an v con rractual negotia t k >ns read every 
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This is the time when listening to the voice 
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by Chuck Shepherd 



-In December in Troy, New 
Jersey, Todd W. Darileau Sr., 32, 
pleaded guilty lo robbing, for the 
second time, a store caJled Deja 
Vu. In the second robbery, he 
broke through the same window, 
and stole some of the same kinds 
of merchandise that he had 
stolen in the earlier theft. 

-David Bridges, 24, was 
arrested in Grapevine, Texas, in 
January and charged with 
stealing a television set from a 
home. His getaway was 
successful, but he was caught 
and arrested after he went back 
to the home because he had 
neglected to lake the remote 
control. 

-A 36-year-old man in 
Chesterfield Township, 

Michigan, was charged in 
January with assault and battery 



after brandishing a rifle and 
barricading himself in his home 
with his wife and son and a 
family friend. Police said the 
incident started when the son, 
age 10, became flatulent while 
watching TV in the home. The 
father got angry at the boy, and 
then at the wife and friend, 
respectively, when they defended 
the boy. 

-Darren Katryen, 18, was 
sentenced to probation in 
Toronto in October for arming 
himself with five butcher knives 
and a baseball bat and stalking 
his 16-year-old sister at her 
school, after threatening to kill 
her. She had made the mistake 
of wearing his socks without his 
permission. 

-In response to a complaint 
from students, a 37-year-old 
substitute teacher in St. Louis 
admitted to authorities in 



November that he had indeed 
held an 1 1 -year-old boy out of a 
fourth floor window to punish 
him for having spilled the 
teacher's coffee, but said the 
whole thing was a joke. The 
teacher was later dismissed. 

-Jackie T. Stipes was arrested 
in Johnson City, Tennessee, in 
January and charged with 
burglary. His plans were 
thwarted when, attempting to 
enter the house, he got stuck in 
the dog door and was discovered 
by the homeowner. 

-Ronald Shawn Ryan, 22, was 
arrested in January and charged 
with breaking into an Edmonds, 
Washington, funeral home twice. 
Prosecutors believe Ryan broke 
in for the purpose of having sex 
with corpses, since molestation 
occurred both times, but 
Washington has no law against 
having sex with corpses. (A 



week after Ryan's arrest, a bill 
making it illegal was introduced 
into the legislature.) 

-Larry Burchficld, 28, was 
arrested in Martinsville, Indiana, 
in November and charged with 
burglary. He was discovered 
inside a home at 3 a.m., when 
the owners were awakened by 
the sound of Burchficld playing 
their piano. He did not stop 
playing until police arrived. 

-A 35-year-old man was 
arrested on suspicion of burglary 
in Fort Worth, Texas, in March, 
when a homeowner returned 
from shopping and discovered 
the man in die bathroom, sitting 
on a toilet, answering nature's, 
call. 

-The Pasadena, California, 
Humane Society, using private 
funds, recently began 
construction of a $4.3 million 
dog and cat shelter, with towel- 
lined cages, skylights, 
"microclimate" air-conditioning, 
an aviary, sculptured bushes, 
"adoption counseling pavilions" 
in which people can meet with 
their prospective "companion 
animals," and, according to the 
architect, "a very subdued, 
classical painting scheme." The 



Los Angeles Times, noting that 
there are four limes as many 
shelters in the United States for 
animals as for battered women, 
quoted an outraged caseworker 
for a local homeless-person 
shelter: "It's mind-boggling. I 
want to know (who) their 
(funders)are." 

-Mesa, Arizona, councilman 
Jim Stapley, advocating building 
a larger airport at nearby 
Williams Air Force Base, but 
encountering opposition from 
local retired people concerned 
about the potential noise, told 
them at a February meeting not 
to worry because the airport 
wouldn't be built for another 20 
years and "most of the people in 
this room will be dead." 

-During a January hockey 
game at Madison Square Garden, 
the New York Rangers' apparent 
winning goal was disallowed 
when replays showed that the 
puck that went into the 
Vancouver Canucks' net with 
22.3 seconds left in overtime in a 
3-3 game was actually thrown in 
from the stands by a fan. 

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Skovera, Shedd having career years 

Injuries, hard luck leaving Clarion in role of spoiler 



byJonQ.SUler 
Sports Editor 



A dying quail, a ground ball 
with eyes or a questionable 
called third strike to end an 
inning with the bases juiced. A 
few more of these and the 1993 
Clarion University baseball team 
may be facing a different fate. 
Unfortunately, a 2-1 loss in game 
two of a doubleheader at 
Mercyhurst on Monday handed 
Clarion their sixth loss by only 
one run on the season. 

Four straight losses to 
Edinboro and the 'Hurst over the 
weekend dropped the Golden 
Eagles' overall mark to 10-17 
through Tuesday. 

"All that a coach can ask is 
that his team is always in the 
game," said head coach Rich 
Herman. "And we have been. . . 
It's been frustrating, losing close 
ones, at times, but I'm very 
proud of this team. We've 
shown a lot of ftbrrt, by not 
packing it in a long time ago. 
That's not what kind of team we 
are. Even with all of the injuries, 
Clarion keeps comin' and 
comin' and comin' at you." 

The Eagles dropped two close 
home games to Edinboro on 
Saturday, falling to 4-10 in 
conference play. 

Senior Marty Valentic took the 
loss in game one, despite a solid 
performance. The 4 Boro broke 
away from a tie score in the fifth 
inning and held on for the win. 

In game two, Freshman, 
workhorse Jason Knight gave up 
a two-run single in the seventh 
inning for the eventual (yep, you 
guessed it) one-run loss, 5-4. 
Freshman Chad McCombs took 
.the loss. Clarion came back with 
two runs in the bottom of the 
seventh to make a game of it 
before Kurt Pannier lined out to 
short with runners at first and 
third. No dying quail here. 

Clarion dropped their third and 
fourth games in three days at 
Mercyhurst on Monday, falling 
8-1 and 2-1. 

Brian Wojtalik took the loss in 
game one. Freshman Rob Hooks 
and junior Ryan Bauer combined 
to give CUP solid work on the 
mound in game two but a two- 
run base hit, just out of the reach 



of diving leftfielder Johnny 
Shedd, did them in. Inches away 
from a win, the hard luck story 
of the Golden Eagles season. 

Clarion had won four in row 
before the four losses. 

The Golden Eagles brought out 
the brooms against IUP, 
currently second in the PSAC- 
West, on April 1 3 with 4-3 and 
3-0 wins, respectively. 

In game one, Brian Wojtalik 
threw a seven-hitter, striking out 
five. The game was won with a 
three-run fifth capped by a Tim 
Stimmell two-run home run. 
Brett Houy and Knight 
combined for the shutout in 
game two, Houy with the win. 
Sophomore Pat Berzonsky went 
three for three in the win, Dave 
Skovera two for two. 

April 15 brought Clarion two 
more wins with a sweep of host 
Gannon, 7-4 and 4-0. 

Pannier scored three on a 
jj dpu^le in the 10th inning of . 
game one for the 7-4 win. Andy 
Workinger garnered the win in 
relief with 2.1 innings of work. 
Bauer pitched into the eighth for 
Clarion, giving up only two 
earned runs. 

Jason Rafalski collected his 
first collegiate win in the second 
game with 10 strikeouts in six 
innings. Knight closed the door 
to collect his second save in 
three days. 

Skovera and Shedd have been 
the offensive leaders on both the 
team and at the Division II 
national level. 

Through Tuesday, Skovera was 
leading the conference and all of 
Division II in hitting at a .525 
clip (31-59). He's scored 15 
runs and is four for five in steal 
attempts. 

Shedd is currently batting .406 
(28-69) and was recently number 
two in all of Division II in 
hitting, before slipping. He leads 
the team in runs scored and is six 
for six in steal attempts. 

The Golden Eagles will round 
out the season attempting to play 
a spoiler's role in games against 
California, the 'Hurst and Lock 
Haven. 

A doubleheader at Slippery 
Rock was rained out yesterday 

and rescheduled for today. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Relegated to a spoiler's role: Junior, right fielder Marc Keller (26) looks for any kind of 
sign that might turn the Golden Eagle fortunes around to end the 1993 season. 



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Eleven g ame plunge drowns Golden Eagles 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

In the heat of the 1982 pennant 
raee, the Atlanta Braves decided 
to remove mascot Chief Knock- 
a-homa's teepee from the left 
field bleachers to provide 
additional seating. Management 
laughed at superstitious fans who 
vehemently opposed the 
decision, saying it was bad luck 
to destroy an indian's home. 
Atlanta went on to lose 19 out of 
their next 22 games, the Dodgers 
were in first place and the teepee 
was quickly reconstructed. 

The lengthy major league 
baseball schedule allowed the 
Braves time to recover from their 
long losing skid and win their 
division. The Clarion women's 
softball team, marred in an 
eleven game bad luck spell of 
their own, has no such luxury. 

For a brief stint in March, the 
Golden Eagles sported a 6-3 
record and were exuding all of 
the confidence in the world. If a 
player would have been asked 
at that point where her squad 
would be in eleven games, 6-14 
would not have been her first 
answer. 

The skid began with a 9-3 



setback to Westminster and 
soared to an inauspicious apex 
Tuesday against Lock Haven. 
During the swoon, the Eagles 
have been outscored 95-33, have 
scored at least six runs only 
once, and have surrendered at 
least seven runs in seven of their 
last eleven meetings. 

On April 8, Clarion lost a pair 
to Shippensburg by a combined 
score of 21-5 despite a three hit 
day from Janine Hay ward. 

The thirteenth of the month 
proved to be as much bad luck 
for the Eagles as the removal of 
Chief Knock-a-homa's teepee 
was for the Braves. IUP broke a 
1-1 tie by plating four in the final 
inning to spoil a masterful 
pitching performance by 
Hayward. Clarion managed 
only five hits in the first game of 
the twinbill, two by second- 
sacker Sarah Pitney. Game two 
found the Golden Eagles leading 
2-0 after four innings of play, but 
IUP tallied thrice in the fifth and 
held on for a 3-2 win. Clarion 
rallied late but squandered a 
number of scoring chances, 
leaving five runners stranded in 
the final three innings. 

A trip to Gannon led to a 



hitting feast for the Golden 
Knights. The Golden Eagles 
finally saw their bats come alive 
in game one by scoring nine runs 
on 14 hits, but it was not enough 
as Gannon emerged victorious 
14-9. Hayward and clean-up 
hitter Leslie Schattauer 
contributed three knocks apiece 
in the losing cause. Game two 
lasted only four-and-a-half 
innings as the Knights scored 10 
runs in the first three innings and 
held on to a 10-0 "mercy rule" 
shutout. 

Two battles with the Lock 
Haven Bald Eagles ended in two 
more Clarion setbacks. The 
Golden Eagles' offense consisted 
of two singles as they dropped 
game one, 3-1. Lock Haven won 
the second game 11-5 despite 
another multi-hit game by 
Schattauer. 

The Golden Eagle softball 
team will finish out the 
remainder of its schedule with 
two home twinbills. Today the 
Eagles face the Edinboro 
Fighting Scots and Tuesday they 
host the Shippensburg Red 
Raiders. Both Memorial 
Stadium double-headers begin at 
3 p.m. 




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Saving face: A lack of offense has forced Leslie Croston 
and the Golden Eagles to wear the mask of spoiler for the 
rest of the season. 



Golden Ea gle track teams headed in the right direction 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

and Ron San til lo 

Sports Writer 

Clarion University Track and 
Field coach Ron Wiser was 
looking for improvement in his 
1993 Golden Eagle teams, and 
judging from the results of 
Saturday's Clarion Open, he may 
be getting his wish. 

The Golden Eagles boasted of 
three PSAC qualifiers at the 
spectacle. Mike Rosensteel 
hurled the discus 133 feet-five 
inches to place third in that 
event. Michael "Tiny" Anderson 
destroyed the competition in the 
triple jump with an effort of 44 
feet-five inches. Ric Giles 
sprinted 100 meters in 11 
seconds flat to qualify for 
PSAC's in that event. 

The Clarion Open was held at 
Memorial Stadium and consisted 
of athletes from Clarion, Pitt- 
Johnstown, California, Slippery 



Rock, Allegheny, Thiel, and 
Wheeling Jesuit College. 

Other CUP men performing 
impressively included Kevin 
Harper, who won the 500 meter 
in just 52 seconds, Mathis "Boo" 
Harrison, who won the 200 
meter and finished six- 
hundredths of a second behind 
Harper in the 500, Alim Kamara, 
who jumped a day-best 20 feet in 
the long jump and finished 
seven-tenths of a second behind 
Giles in the 100, Mark Kinch, 
who won the 300 steeplechase in 
just over 11 minutes and Joe 
Bessetti, who placed second in 
the decathalon. 

The 400 relay team of Harper, 
Giles, Kamara and Harrison had 
a season-best time of 44.2 to win 
that event by more than two full 
seconds. 

Not to be outdone, the Clarion 
women put on an impressive 
display themselves. Lynn Baluh 
soared 31 feet-three inches to 



finish first in the triple jump and 
still found enough strength to 
place second in the 800 meter 
run with a time of 2:45.20, 
Elizabeth Quinn placed first in 
the high jump, Melodi Dess 
placed third in the javelin, and 
Jen Cebula placed third in the 
heptathalon. 

"I really look for us to place in 
the upper half at the (PSAC 
Championships)," Wiser said. "I 
believe we're really catching up 
to the other PSAC teams." 

In last year's PSAC Track and 
Field Championships at 
Millersville, the Golden Eagles 
tied for 12th with Kevin Harper 
notching all the Golden Eagle 
points by winning the 800 meter 
run. Harper, also a wide receiver 
on Clarion's PSAC-West 
Champion football team, is 
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400 hurdles, 800 hurdles and 400 
relay this season. "We expect a 
great deal from Kevin this 
season," said Wiser. 

Joining Harper off the gridiron 
is triple-jumper Art Gregory, 
decathalete Jon Quinn, high- 
jumper Ryan Alleman, sprinter 
Ric Giles and Ken Delucia, who 
will is competing in throwing 
events. "The football team has 
been very generous," Wiser said. 

Other key performers for 
Wiser this year include Tiny 
Anderson in the triple-jump, Joe 
Bessetti in the decathalon, Mike 
Rosensteel in throwing events, 
Bill Belfield as a sprinter and 
distance ranner, Bobby Sweeney 
in the triple-jump and as a 
member of relay teams, and 
Chad Wilkinson as a sprinter. 

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filled Wiser with optimism 
concerning his women's team. 
"We had close to 20 women out 
for the team," Wiser said. "Not 
only am I excited about the 
numbers, I'm excited about the 
potential we have in the 
numbers." 

Among key returnees for the 
Lady Golden Eagles are triple 
and long jumper Chantal Cramer 
and distance runner and triple 
jumper Lynn Baluh. 

Top newcomers are distance 
runner Jen Dansberger, hurdler 
Heidi Hughes, javelin thrower 
Melodi Dess, discus thrower 
Becky Brostmeyer, high-jumper 
Liz Quinn and Krissi Nastal in 
the shot put. 

The conference 
championships will be held at 
Shippensburg University from 
May 13-15. 



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The Clarion Call - 4-22-93 Page 21 



CUP 'Sports Hair moved to Chandler on April 30 



The Clarion University "Sports 
Hall of Fame" Committee knew 
when it announced its fifth class 
that there would be a strong 
turnout. That turnout has been 
so tremendous however, that the 
site has been moved from the 
Clarion Holiday Inn to Chandler 
Dining Hall, on the campus of 
Clarion University. Advance 
ticket orders are already well 
over 200 and the dining hall on 
campus can accommodate the 
large crowd. 

Induction ceremonies are set 
for Friday, April 30. Cost for the 
event is $20 per person and 
tickets will be available until 
Wednesday, April 28. Orders are 
being handled by Nancy 
Latimore, 111 Tippin 
Gymnasium. For more 
information, call 814-226-1989. 

The fifth class of inductees 
includes five athletes and an 
honorary inductee. 

Robert Cloherty: Better 
known as "Tick", Cloherty was 
an outstanding football player at 
Clarion from 1958-61. He not 
only started on the offensive and 
defensive lines, but he was a first 
team All-Conference and first 
team All-State selection all four 
years. Also an Honorable 
Mention "Little All-America" 
choice, 'Tick" was captain of the 
team his senior year (1961) and 
played in the "Gem Bowl" in 
Erie, PA., which was a game for 
college seniors. 

Joseph Knowles: Knowles 
was the Golden Eagles baseball 



coach for 14 seasons, an 
assistant football coach for 14 
years and an assistant basketball 
coach. In baseball, he put 
together a varsity record of 168- 
105, a junior varsity slate of 12- 
2, a freshman team record of 8-0 
and his Clarion teams had a 
Southern Tour record of 49-7, 
for an overall slate of 239-114, 
or a winning percentage of 67.7 
percent. Knowles' teams 
qualified for the NAIA District 
18 playoffs five times (1965, 66, 
69, 73, 77), won the PSAC Title 
in 1967 (named PSAC "Coach of 
the Year") and had a number of 
players sign professional 
contracts. Knowles was an 
assistant football coach at 
Clarion University under Waldo 
Tippin for three seasons (1953- 
55), returned in 1961 under 
Ernest Johnson for two seasons 
and assisted Al Jacks for nine 
seasons (1963-71). 

Cheryl (Perozzl) Gilotty: 
Cheryl Perozzi was an 
outstanding women's gymnast at 
Clarion from 1971-75 and 
helped elevate the sport at 
Clarion to the elite level of 
Division I. An EAIAW Regional 
Balance Beam Champion in 
1973, she became Clarion's first 
Division I National Champion in 
gymnastics, winning the 
National Beam National title in 
1973 as a sophomore. She 
helped the Golden Eagles to a 
third place finish at Regionals 
and a fifth place finish at 
nationals in 1973. 



Louis Hutcherson: Lou 

Hutcherson was Clarion's 
starting quarterback in 1959, 60, 
61. He passed and ran the 
pigskin with great skill all three 
years and led the Golden Eagle 
grid team to a 6-1-1 record in 
1959, a 3-4-1 mark in 1960 and 
5-2-1 slate in 1961. Although 
season and career stats are 
unavailable for those years, he 
was selected as an Honorable 
Mention "Little Ail-American." 

Frank Lignelli Jr.: An Ail- 
American athlete, a PSAC 
Championship coach in two 
sports and the man responsible 
for Clarion University's 
outstanding athletic tradition, 
Frank Lignelli is Clarion 
University athletics. As an 
athlete, Lignelli earned 11 
varsity letters, including four in 
wrestling and football and three 
in baseball. At center and 
linebacker, he was named as a 
"Little All-American" in 1949, 
as well as a first team all 
conference, district and state. He 
wrestled at 175-pounds and was 
a standout there, plus led the 
baseball team as senior with a 
.462 batting average. He 



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returned to Clarion to teach and 
coach in 1957. Lignelli re- 
started the wrestling program in 
the 1959-60 season, coached for 
seven seasons and as head coach 
sported a 69-11-1 overall record, 
including the PSAC Title in 
1965. In 1966, with the 
retirement of Waldo S. Tippin as 
A.D., he became Clarion's third 
A.D. and put together a coaching 
staff and an athletic tradition that 
was second to none. Lignelli 
was the A.D. from 1966-86, 
went on sabbatical leave and 
stepped down as athletic 
director, but returned as A.D. 
from November 2, 1987 through 
Dec. 31, 1990. Clarion's athletic 
teams won 11 national 
championships, 59 PSAC Titles, 
22 PSAC runner-up finishes, 40 
PSAC-west crowns and 
numerous NAIA district titles 
under his reign. Lignelli also 
started the Centennial 
Scholarship Fund in 1967, now 
known as the Waldo S. Tippin 
Scholarship Fund, and raised 
well over a million dollars for 
athletic shcolarships. Other 
accomplishments include his ten 
year stint as golf coach from 



1976-86 and a PSAC title in 
1982, his induction into the 
NAIA and EWL "Halls of 
Fame" in 1987, the Western PA 
"Sports Hall of Fame" in 1986 
and the PSAC Wrestling "Hall 
of Fame" in 1984. He also 
contributed in many other 
positions through the years. 

Kenneth S. Warnick: Ken 
Warnick was an outstanding 
wrestler at Clarion University 
from 1964-66. A three-year 
starter, Warnick posted a career 
record at Clarion of 46-5, 
including 20 pins, plus an 
undefeated dual meet mark of 
26-0. He was a PSAC runner-up 
in 1964, but went on to the 
NAIA Nationals and pinned his 
way into the finals before 
finishing as an NAIA runner-up 
at 137 pounds. He won his first 
PSAC title in 1965 at 137 
pounds, then came back to win 
his second title in 1966 at 137 
pounds. Warnick went to 
nationals and again pinned his 
way to the finals before losing 
and becoming a two-time NAIA 
national runner-up. 

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Linksters shooting for strong finish 



The Clarion University men's golf team,! 
;i under the direction of fifth year head coachf: 
;:Bob Carlson, has improved its standing with;! 
;:each match throughout the 1993 spring; 
i; campaign. 

The Golden Eagles entered the 1993| 
^campaign knowing that overall team 
I consistency would be the key to their season. .§; 
I, and it appears that they may have found af 
^consistent stroke, improving to third place;; 
fleam finishes at each of their last two! 
finvitationals. 1 

Carlson is looking for his team to peak at| 
[the PSAC Championship (Dubois) being held 
Ion April 26 and 27, with a goal to finish third;; 
lor fourth. 

Clarion opened the spring campaign in 
learly March with a score of 360 at Oceang 
IPoint Golf Club at Fripp Island, South;;; 
ICarolina. Top scores were Ball State- 310,1 
| Virginia Commonwealth- 311, Illinois-322| 
land Illinois State-323. Clarion was also in the| 
1 presence of South Carolina Atkins, Michigan;; 
|and Michigan State. 

Don Turowski had Clarion's lowest score | 
|with an 83. 

| The Golden Eagles returned to the keystone I 
|state to finish eighth out of 16 teams at the] 
| April 14th IUP Invite. Penn State won the| 
| tourney with 299 points. Slippery Rock and;? 
JlUP finished second and third, respectively.;; 
liCUP finished at 320. 

Clarion was led again by Turowski, along; 
rwith Rich Grafton. Both had 79's. 

The Golden Eagles improved to a third; 



place finish, out of eight teams, on April 15 at 
;the Lock Haven Invitational. Millersville and 1 
;Dickinson finished first and second, 
respectively. 

Grafton (runner-up medalist) had a season-;; 
;;low score of 76. Other scores were Brian 
discus- 78, Chris Brocius- 80, Todd Corbeil- f 
[81 and Turowski- 81. 

CUP added another third place finish four 
;days later at the Westminster Invite with a 
; score of 334. Westminster won with 320, 
iMercyhurst had 322. 

Fiscus led at the New CasUe Country Club 
I with an 81 for CUP. Other scores were | 
iTurowski- 82, Grafton- 85, Corbeil- 86 and 
1 Brocius- 87. 

The blue & gold linksters have been led thus; 
|far in 1993 by Grafton. He is a four year; 
|veteran and won the "Burgess Collegiatef 
Shootout" over the summer, carding a 74. 

Corbeil, the Eagles number two golfer, has 
|shot consistently around the 80's this spring; 
fwith a low of 78. He earned all-conference 
I honors in the spring 1992 season. 

The next two spots on the roster are held by; 
1 local boys. Brocius, a sophomore, showed 
Iwhat he can do last spring when he shot a 240 
|(78, 79, 83) at the PSAC's. Fiscus, only af 
Ifrosh, shot a season low 79 at Gannon last fall. 
I Turowski, Greg Greksa, Tom Kellgren and;; 
1 freshman Chris Williams will also be counted 
flon at the upcoming PSAC's. 

The Golden Eagles finished fourth at the 
iPSAC's last year and haven't won since 1982. 

-by Eric Feigel 



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Full House q Wonder Yrs 



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Movie: ** "The Concrete Jungle" (1960) Stanley Baker 



PGA Golf: Greater Greensboro Open (Live) 



Movie: *** "Crocodile Dundee" (1986) Paul Hogan. q 



Sr. PGA Up Close 



Hard Copy q Ent. Tonight 



Jeopardy! q 



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Roseanne q 



Wh. Fortune 



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Movie: »»'/2 "Matlock: The Outcast" (1992 



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Major League Baseball: Cincinnati Reds at Pittsburgh Pirates. (Live) 



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Movie: *+* "The Three Faces of Eve" (1957, Drama) 



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Movie: **Vi "The Big Town" (1987) Matt Dillon. R' 



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[Movie: *Vi "Hello Again" (1987, Fantasy) Shelley Long. 



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Movie: »**» "The Silence of the Lambs ' (1991) 'PTq 



Dragnet [Lucy Show [M.T. Moore JM.T. Moore 



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Golden Girls [NighMine q 



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Movie: ** "The Resurrected" (WW) R 



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Cheers q 



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Goof Troop | Tom-Jerry 



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Movie: *** "The Prince and the Showgirl" (1957) 



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Movie: *** "My Cousin Vinny" (1992) Joe Pesci. 'R 



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Sportscenter [Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Movie: **Vi "Young Guns of Texas" (1962, Western) 



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11:30 



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Movie: "The Story on Page One" (1960) 



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Movie: *** "The Hospital 



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What You Do 



Supermarket 



Crazy Kids 



Shop-Drop 



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Looney 



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Murder, She Wrote q IMovie: *** "Looking for Mr GoodbaT (1977, Drama) Diane Keaton 



[Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Movie: •»'/; "Prospero's Books" (1991) John Gielgud. 



Movie: **Vi "Gladiator "(1992, Drama) R 



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Movie: •'/; "Desert Kickboxer" (1992) R' 



Movie: "State Park" [mS) 



Boxing: Crawford Ashley vs. Michael Nunn. (Live) 



"Lady Chatterley in Tokyo' 



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Movie: »»'/; "The Good Fight" (1992) Christine Lahti. 



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(2:30) Movie: "Story-Page [Movie: •* "The Concrete ^ungle" (1960) Stanley Baker 



Track and Field: Penn Relays. From Philadelphia. (Live) 



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(2:45) Movie: \ "Naked Gun 2 1/2: Fear 



(3:30) Movie: *»* "Deceived" (1991 ) q Chris Cross 



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Movie: +» Nightmare at Bitter Creek" (1988, Suspense) 



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(2 15) Movie: IMovie: "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" 



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Movie: *** "The Witches of Eastwick" (1987) 'R' q 



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Donahue (In Stereo) q 



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Movie: *»• Talent for the Game" (1991) 



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Roseanne q 



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Movie: *** 'Poufr/ecrossecr (1991) Dennis Hopper, q 



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Fresh Prince 



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Murphy B. Good Advice Northern Exposure (R) g 



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Northern Exposure (R) q 



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Movie: *»» 1 /2 "Easter Parade" (1948) Judy Garland. 



Movie: •» Tne Sea Wolves" (1980) Gregory Peck. PG' 



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Movie: "Blame It on the Bellboy" (1992) q 



Crazy Kids 



Shop-Drop 



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Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote q |WWF: Monday Night Raw [Matrix "Love Kills 71 



Movie: *** "Hot Shots!" (1991) PG-13' 



Movie: *** "Beetlejuice" (1938) PG 



Get Smart [Van Dyke 



L.A. Law 



Movie: •'/? "Street Crimes'" (1992) 'R' 



Super Dave 



Dragnet [Lucy Show [M.T. Moore [M.T. Moore 



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11:30 



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Movie: "Blown Away 'R' 



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Hunter "The Setup" 



News g | Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Movie: »•» "Rollercoaster "(1977) PG' 



Baseball | Sportscenter 



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Movie: •* "Brain Donors" (1992) PG' q 



+Vi "American Ninja 4: The Annihilation" Movie: "White Mischief" R 



Movie: ** "Notorious" (1992, Suspense) John Shea 



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Oprah Winfrey q 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Goof Troop 



People Ct. 



Tom-Jerry 



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(3:00) Movie: "7 Percent 



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Movie: ** "Violets Are Blue" (1986) q 



ABC News Hard Copy q Ent. Tonight 



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Full House q I Wonder Yrs" 



News 9 



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Movie: »*'/? "Honkytonk Man" (1982) Clint Eastwood 



Basketball [Indy 500 NBA Today Up Close 



American Gladiators 



(3:00) Movie: "Prancer" "G" 



the Planet of the Apes" "PG" 



Underdog 



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Jeopardy! q 



Golden Girls 



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Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! q 



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Movie: **.Vi "White Sands " (1992) Willem Dafoe. 'R' q 



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Reasonable Doubts "Trust Me on This " (In Stereo) q [Dateline (In Stereo) q 



10:00 



10:30 



Comedy Hour Sinbad 



We're Expecting (In Stereo) 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q IMovie: •» Tne Price She Paid" (1992) Loni Anderson 



Major League Baseball: Pittsburgh Pirates at Atlanta Braves. (Live) 



Married... [ Class of '96 (In Stereo) q [Tribeca "The LofTq" 



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Movie: **Vz "Fathom" (1967) Tony Franciosa. 



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Sportscenter | Stanley Cup Playoffs: Campbell Conference Division Semifinal 



IMovie: **+ "84 Charing Cross Road" (1987) 'PG' 



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Announcements 



Curious about the Catholic Church Any 
Clarion University student, faculty or staff 
member interested in learning nK>re about 
the Roman Catholic Church and what 
Catholics believe and profess are invited 
to meet at 8:00 p.m. Sunday. April 25 at 
the United Campus Ministry Office-267 
Gemmell. Call 226-6869 for more 
information. 



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newest members of our faith community: 
On April 17, 1993 Heidi Kessler and Art 
Stewart received the Sacraments of 
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First Eucharist) while Jenny Smith and 
Larry Walton made there profession of 
faith and were received into full 
communion with the Roman Catholic 
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Personals 



ZTA-Terri-Happy "21st" birthday! We 
love ya! Love, your sisters 



Congratulations to our 1993-94 
Cuddlebunny, Mark Ondish. You wear the 
letters well. We love ya! The Zetas 



Congratulations Michelle, Julie and 
Missy! Your wear "their" letters well. 



Hey Sigma Chi: Thanks for the great 
mixer. We'll spend 5 minutes with our 
partner anytime. Can't wait to mix again. 
Love, Alpha Sigma Tau 



Delta Chi, 

Thanks for making our sister party special. 

We had a great time. Aloha, Tri-Sigma 



Tri-Sigma would like to thank their new 
sisters for the incredible sister party. You 
guys did a great job. Thanks! 



Tri-Sigma would like to congratulate our 
new SISTERS. Angela Bressler, Keely 
Keyser, Nicole Reed, Tricia Egry, Carey 
Fahy, Kim Freeman, Kim Goosely, Seyda 
Koncuk, Sarah Straney, Andrea Dillon, 
Carolyn Dorn, Pam Kenssinger, Beth 
Macken. 



ZTA-Christine P. and Heather H.--Happy 
Birthday girls! Getting a little old? Love, 
your sisters 



Delta Phi Epsilon would like to wish a 
Happy Birthday to all their April 
birthdays! Kelli, Allison, Sharla, Kern, 
Wendy, Nicole and Krissy E. Party it up 
Girlies!! 



I would like to thank the Brothers of Sigma 
Tau Gamma for everything over the past 2 
years. It's been great being your White 
Rose! Til miss you guys. Love, Amy P.S. 
Congratulations Darla! 



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Bracken (pres), Heather Rasmussen (V.P.), 
Cathie Flaherty (Treas), Beth Burhoe 
(Sec), Angel Caspar (Resh Exec), Jenn 
Dymond (Pledge Educator), Cheryl 
Connor (Scholarship), Laurie Marnio 
(Panhellenic Rep), and Janette Peretta 
(Member at Large). Best of luck in the 
next school year!! 



Phi Delta Theta-- Bet ween our "literature 
sessions" and your "boxer contest," the 
mixer was really HOT! Thanks guys and 
thanks Kim! Love, Theta Phi Alpha 



Phi Delts--We had a great time mixing 
with you guys. Looking forward to doing 
it again. Love Theta Phi Alpha 



To our Theta Phi Alpha associate 
members: You're doing a great job! It 
won't be long until we can call you sisters. 
We love you! Love, your Theta Phi Alpha 
Sisters 



Alpha Sigma Tau would like to 
congratulate our new Spring '93 nerphytes. 
We love you. Love, your future sisters 



Chris Cardello— Thanks for such a great 
year as Cuddlebunny! We love ya! Love 
the Zetas 



Great job on the formal Sheila. We had a 
blast! Also Happy 21st Birthday-see ya at 
the bars. Love, your A£T Sisters 



Congrats to our new Man of the Year- Joe 
Swink! We love you, love the sisters of 
Alpha Sigma Tau 



Alpha Sigma Tau would like to congratulate 
Jill Fomelli for being named 'Top Tau" and 
for her recent engagement. We love you and 
thai huge rock! Love, the Sisters of A£T 



£X. Thanks for a great mixer! We had a 
blast. Can't wait to mix again. Love, sisters 
ofAlT 



Phi Delta Theta— We loved your Thursday 
night pre-mixer boxer contest. . .the winner 
was today's Birthday Boy, Mike-Mike! 
Love Kristen and April 



MM. To a really great friend. Happy 
Birthday! Thanks for the moral support. 
You're the best! Love KAS 



"POP" into Spring with ZTA's open bid 
party. Everyone welcome— Tuesday April 
27-8:30-9:30 p.m., 9 Wilson Ave. Hope 
you "POP" in to meet us! 



Congratulations to the open bids of D Phi E: 
Aimee, Christine, and Michelle. Best of 
luck next semester. Love your future sisters 



ZTA— Darla— congrats on being named 
Sigma Tau Gamma White Rose. We're 
proud to say your a part of ZTA ! Love your 
sisters 



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Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 4-22-93 

Sports Opinion 



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Barry Bonds, still a king in Pittsburgh 



by Jon Q. Sitter 
Sports Editor 



It was the lower deck, center 
field of the April 9 contest 
between the San Francisco 
Giants and the Pittsburgh Pirates. 
Storm clouds were tip-toeing 
above the seats we purchased 
outside for $5 from a scalper 
who was sprinting from car to 



car. It happened to be the return 
of Barry Lamar Bonds to Three 
Rivers Stadium. 

The Pirates were, at that time, 
undefeated in the young 1993 
season, having showcased a new 
nucleus of upcoming youngsters- 
Kevin Young, Carlos Garcia, 
Tim Wakefield, Dave Otto and 
Al Martin, just to name a few. 



Martin started in left field for 
Pittsburgh, but no one cared on 
that night. Barry was back! 

Barry was greeted back to 
Pittsburgh by lusty booing and 
obnoxious chanting all night, 
even receiving sporadic showers 
of fake money from the direction 
of the 300-level general 
admission seats behind the left 




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"You idiot," came from the left 
field upper-deck vicinity. That 
was followed by, "You're a 
choker, Bonds! You don't 
deserve the money". 

I was in the family section of 
Three Rivers, but it was filled by 
a college crowd. Well, as filled 
as it was gonna get at Three 
Rivers on a rainy Friday 
evening. Chants of "Barrrrry, 
Barrrrry" rang out. More 
booing. 

But, despite all of the efforts of 
the college crowd in left and 
center field, Three Rivers didn't 
get to Barry. It wasn't because 
of the fact that there were only 
22,718 fans on hand. I believe it 
was because no one in the 
'Burgh on that night really hated 
Barry. And Barry knew it. 

His treatment wasn't really any 
worse than any great player's on 
an opposing team should be. No 
worse than what Bonilla gets on 
returns to Three Rivers, no 
batteries thrown. In fact, he 
even received some scattered 
applause in his return. 

And why not? He came back 
to the town where he was an 
MVP, had three Gold Gloves, 
drove in 556 runs, swatted 176 
homers and led the Pirates to 
three straight National League 
East titles. Bonilla didn't push 
the Buccos over the top. Drabek 
wasn't the secret ingredient. It 
was Bonds. 

Pirates fans miss Bonds. But 
when he left Pittsburgh for a $43 
million dollar contract with the 
Giants, he knew what would 
happen. The 'Burgh would try 
like hell to turn its back on him. 
It wasn't really anything 
personal, just necessary. 

However, the simple truth is 
that Barry still thrives in 
Pittsburgh and Three Rivers. He 






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owns that piece of rug in left 
field. He owns that batters box 
that lefties dig into. And he 
owns every Pirates fan's 
attention. Even with a big SF on 
his left breast, Three Rivers was 
still kissing up to Bonds. 

In the fourth inning of the 
contest, with Pittsburgh leading 
4-2, the family section, made up 
of 22 Clarion University students 
and a few other stragglers, began 
to chant, "Barrrrry sucks, 
Barrrrry sucks." Kenny Stupka 
was immediately ejected, the 21 
others from CUP, one being 
myself, eventually followed. 
Justice was served in the 'Burgh 
again. Bonds was the 
benefactor, again. 

Wouldn't one think that 
security might let such a thing as 
"Barrrrry sucks" slide, 
considering the way in which 
Bonds and the organization 
ended things? Would an Otis 
Nixon jeer have caused such a 
stir? Bonds made a nice little 
gesture toward us during the 
chanting, do you think he was 
ejected? 

Pirates fans forgot about 
Roberto Clemente just a tad 
when Willie Stargell waddled 
into town. Bonds did the same 
to Stargell. But now, Barry's 
heart is in San Francisco. It's 
just unfortunate for 'Burgh fans 
that their hearts are still with 
Bonds. 

For a moment, however, on 
that cold and misty night in 
Pittsburgh, rookie Kevin Young 
made the Three Rivers faithful 
forget about Bonds when he hit a 
go-ahead, two-run home run in 
the bottom of the eighth inning 
to cap a Buc's eventual 6-5 win. 
Symbolically, Barry watched it 
fly over his head and over the 
left field wall. 

The next day, the focus was 
back on jeering Barry, now in the 
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette. About 
the only line Young got for his 
homer was a headline. 

Bonds ruled Pittsburgh on the 
Giants' trip to the east coast. His 
name in every paragraph in the 
sports pages. Even 

overshadowing the Penguins' 
16th straight victory, an NHL 
record. The Pens are sacred in 
the 'Burgh. So is Bonds, still. 

He still is as topical in 
Pittsburgh as he was when he 
played in Pittsburgh. 

Be patient, Pirates fans, the 
hoopla of a circus eventually 
leaves every town. 







Page 24 - The Clarion Call - 4-22-93 

Sports Opinion 



Barry Bonds, still a king in Pittsburgh 



by Jon Q. Sitter 
Sports Editor 



It was the lower deck, center 
field of the April 9 contest 
between the San Francisco 
Giants and the Pittsburgh Pirates. 
Storm clouds were tip-toeing 
above the seats we purchased 
outside for $5 from a scalper 
who was sprinting from car to 



car. It happened to be the return 
of Barry Lamar Bonds to Three 
Rivers Stadium. 

The Pirates were, at that time, 
undefeated in the young 1993 
season, having showcased a new 
nucleus of upcoming youngsters- 
Kevin Young, Carlos Garcia, 
Tim Wakefield, Dave Otto and 
Al Martin, just to name a few. 



Martin started in left field for 
Pittsburgh, but no one cared on 
that night. Barry was back! 

Barry was greeted back to 
Pittsburgh by lusty booing and 
obnoxious chanting all night, 
even receiving sporadic showers 
of fake money from the direction 
of the 300-level general 
admission seats behind the left 





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field wall. 

"You idiot," came from the left 
field upper-deck vicinity. That 
was followed by, "You're a 
choker, Bonds! You don't 
deserve the money". 

I was in the family section of 
Three Rivers, but it was filled by 
a college crowd. Well, as filled 
as it was gonna get at Three 
Rivers on a rainy Friday 
evening. Chants of "Barrrrry, 
Barrrrry" rang out. More 
booing. 

But, despite all of the efforts of 
the college crowd in left and 
center field, Three Rivers didn't 
get to Barry. It wasn't because 
of the fact that there were only 
22,718 fans on hand. I believe it 
was because no one in the 
'Burgh on that night really hated 
Barry. And Barry knew it. 

His treatment wasn't really any 
worse than any great player's on 
an opposing team should be. No 
worse than what Bonilla gets on 
returns to Three Rivers, no 
batteries thrown. In fact, he 
even received some scattered 
applause in his return. 

And why not? He came back 
to the town where he was an 
MVP, had three Gold Gloves, 
drove in 556 runs, swatted 176 
homers and led the Pirates to 
three straight National League 
East titles. Bonilla didn't push 
the Buccos over the top. Drabek 
wasn't the secret ingredient. It 
was Bonds. 

Pirates fans miss Bonds. But 
when he left Pittsburgh for a $43 
million dollar contract with the 
Giants, he knew what would 
happen. The 'Burgh would try 
like hell to turn its back on him. 
It wasn't really anything 
personal, just necessary. 

However, the simple truth is 
that Barry still thrives in 
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owns that piece of rug in left 
field. He owns that batters box 
that lefties dig into. And he 
owns every Pirates fan's 
attention. Even with a big SF on 
his left breast, Three Rivers was 
still kissing up to Bonds. 

In the fourth inning of the 
contest, with Pittsburgh leading 
4-2, the family section, made up 
of 22 Clarion University students 
and a few other stragglers, began 
to chant, "Barrrrry sucks, 
Barrrrry sucks." Kenny Stupka 
was immediately ejected, the 21 
others from CUP, one being 
myself, eventually followed. 
Justice was served in the 'Burgh 
again. 



was the 



Bonds 
benefactor, again. 

Wouldn't one think that 
security might let such a thing as 
"Barrrrry sucks" slide, 
considering the way in which 
Bonds and the organization 
ended things? Would an Otis 
Nixon jeer have caused such a 
stir? Bonds made a nice little 
gesture toward us during the 
chanting, do you think he was 
ejected? 

Pirates fans forgot about 
Roberto Clemente just a tad 
when Willie Stargell waddled 
into town. Bonds did the same 
to Stargell. But now, Barry's 
heart is in San Francisco. It's 
just unfortunate for 'Burgh fans 
that their hearts are still with 
Bonds. 

For a moment, however, on 
that cold and misty night in 
Pittsburgh, rookie Kevin Young 
made the Three Rivers faithful 
forget about Bonds when he hit a 
go-ahead, two-run home run in 
the bottom of the eighth inning 
to cap a Buc's eventual 6-5 win. 
Symbolically, Barry watched it 
fly over his head and over the 
left field wall. 

The next day, the focus was 
back on jeering Barry, now in the 
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, About 
the only line Young got for his 
homer was a headline. 

Bonds ruled Pittsburgh on the 
Giants' trip to the east coast. His 
name in every paragraph in the 
sports pages. Even 

overshadowing the Penguins' 
16th straight victory, an NHL 
record. The Pens are sacred in 
the 'Burgh. So is Bonds, still. 

He still is as topical in 
Pittsburgh as he was when he 
played in Pittsburgh. 

Be patient, Pirates fans, the 
hoopla of a circus eventually 
leaves every town. 



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The Clarion 
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Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 
Debbie Huffman 

Managing Editor 

Alan Vaughn 

News Editor 
Rodney Sherman 
Assistant News Editor 
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Features Editor 

Jon Sitler 

Sports Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 
Jim Say 

Copy/Design Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Scott Dillon 

Assistant photograhpy editor 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

Tara Sheesley 

Ad Design 

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Advertising Manager 

Ted Howard 

Business Manager 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
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Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

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The way I see it 



Editor-in-Chief 



Fond memories 
and farewells 

Well, an inordinately long, 
cold, browngrey, wet winter 
semester is painfully turning 
toward green. 

Another school year totters 
toward history; I guess that's 
why we have yearbooks. 

However, this has been another 
active year at the "Park." We 
have had a full contingent of 
speakers, and they have spoken 

"We have had 

a full 
contingent of 
speakers, and 

they have 
spoken well " 

well. I am always gratified by 
the response to this column. 
People write neither for profit 
nor for grades, but of their own 
volition. 

And with this in mind, I would 
like to thank the following 1992- 
'93 speakers: Kelley Mahoney; 
Gerard McCabe; Charles J. 
Kader; Melissa Mayes; Dr. V. 
Spina; Scott Dillon; Katie 
Trapini; Dr. R. Baldwin; Nick 
Neupauer; Sally Dolan; Jane 
Custer; John Rickard; Ray 
Henderson; Debbie Huffman; 
Charu Uppal; Michelle Sporer; 
Lori Tayman; and Ann Fontana. 

Your efforts are appreciated. 
You have shared your thoughts 
and your observations and 
emotions. 

A final note before we close 
the "Park" for yet another year; 
this has been an historical year 
fore and aft for the Clarion Call. 
We started the year in a totally 
new environment having 
completed the move from 



A. Barlow 



Harvey Hall to the new office in 
the Gemmell Student Center. 
Now we end the year with 
another first--as I hope you have 
already noted-full front page 
color. Thanks to the able 
leadership skills of Editor-in- 
Chief Michelle Sporer and her 
well-honed staff, we have 
continued to move the paper 
forward, and I expect the same in 
the year to come. Have a 
pleasant summer. 



A. Barlow is the self-appointed 
groundskeeper of Hide Park 



This has certainly been an 
interesting year to say the least. 
Boring it was not! Budget crisis, 
shortfalls, fee increases, fee 
increases, fee increases, 
consultant fees and so much 
more. It boggles the mind. This 
column has discussed everything 
from expensive signs (which by 
the way, I wonder how much it 
costs to light them at night), to 
heating problems, graduation 
fees, a president's residence, to 
scheduling. In keeping with the 
purpose of the first editorial of 
the year, I will end on a similar 
note. 

For those of you who barely 
tolerated my reign as editor, I 
have bad news for you-I will be 
back again next year, even more 
ready to condemn the "waste" of 
university money and the 
tyranny of the beaurocrats. 

To the graduating class of 
1993-many congratulations and 
much luck. The real struggle of 
life has only just begun. 

To the administrators at this 
university-we've had, for the 
most part, a good, working 
relationship. I hope it continues 
into next year. May your 
decisions and judgements not be 
clouded by self interest-I would 
hate to have to write about it. A 
word of advice: when you feel 
self interest playing into your 
decisions, take a few minutes to 



look out your windows and 
remember why you are here and 
who you are supposed to serve. 

Special thanks to Ron Wilshire 
for his unending supply of 
answers for the tons of last 
minute questions asked this past 
year. A case of Tylenol will be 
sent over post haste, in 
appreciation. 

To those students who took 
time out of their busy schedules 
to be interviewed and their photo 
snapped- -thanks from the entire 
Call staff. 

Special thanks to Mr. Barlow 
for his unending assistance each 
week. Your sense of humor and 
ambience has often given us 
pause for thought and discussion. 
Most important of all, my 
personal thanks to the Call staff. 
Your support in many moments 
of stress has kept me going this 
past year. Your understanding, 
good humor (for the most part), 
helpfulness, motivation and 
friendship, have all made this 
year one of my favorites here at 
Clarion. What other staff would 
have such interesting conver- 
sations in the wee hours of the 
morning? None that I can think 
of. (I think it's safe to say we 
learned a lot from Debbie.) 

Have a nice and relaxing 
summer. We will resume the 
"good stuff" in the fall. 
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It f s more than 
competition 

Dear Editor 

I am writing in response to last 
weeks article, "Greek Week: Is it 
really a 'friendly' competition?" 
In all truthfulness, no it is not. 
Sororities and fraternities all 



want the title of number one in 
Greek Week; however, based on 
the allegations stated in that 
article, it is not done in that 
fashion. 

Greek Week is a long tradition 
set up years ago and done 
annually on this campus and 
many others across the nation. It 
is not to "succumb to the 



stereotypical fraternity man or 
sorority woman." It is a time, 
yes, to show how well you can 
do in certain events, but not a 
time of ruthless competition. If 
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competition?" Because as I see 
it, everyone there wants to win 
too. 

It was brought out in this 
article that Greek Week is 
nothing but an excuse to drink. 
Well, maybe that is true for 
some, but our sorority, as well as 
many others, do not feel that 
partying events are "scored by 
the amount of members wearing 
their Greek jackets to one 
singular party." Proving to this 
campus that our sorority can 
drink the most is not on the top 
of our priority list. Maybe if 
Jennifer Taylor researched a 
little more, she would have 
found a category called 
scholarship, and found out that 
we are number one in that event 
Our sorority prides itself on 
service, scholarship and 
sisterhood. Within this last year 
we have put in over 800 hours of 
service to this campus and 
community. And I am sure many 
other sororities and fraternities 
have done the same. This past 
article was an unfair "stereotype" 
on Greeks. We do not say that 
Greek Week is all good, but the 
stereotypes that Greek Week 
creates are created by those of 
you who make it that way and 
take everything too seriously. It 
is supposed to be a time for fun 
and getting to know each other 
better. 

On one more note, sororities 
were disqualified because they 
did not follow the rules set forth 
by the Greek Week committee. 
Therefore, they should have 
been disqualified. You break the 
rules, you pay the price. It is that 



way in everything, not just 
Greek Week. If chants and 
negative sayings were yelled that 
is the fault of that particular 
organization, not the entire 
Greek system. As far as the 
credibility of keg roll goes, the 
roll has taken place ever since 
1971 and the name has since 
been changed to barrel roll to rid 
it of the negative connotations. 
This campus should just be 
thankful that events such as 
Greek Chug and Sorority Strip 
have been removed. What do 
you think is worse, rolling an 
empty barrel or being timed to 
see how fast you can take off 
your clothes down to a bathing 
suit? 

And as far as the photograph 
used for this article, we do not 
deem it fair that since this was a 
"Featured Opinion" a photograph 
of two of our sisters was used. A 
photograph of the stands at 
Greek Week would have been 
more appropriate, not one that 
points out a particular sorority. 
The use of this type of photo, 
whether it be us or any other 
organization on campus, shows a 
bias towards one particular 
group and it is not fair that the 
public see Phi Sigma Sigma as 
an organization that participates 
in this type of behavior, because 
we do not. 

I only hope in light of all this 
negative publicity that all Greek 
organizations on this campus re- 
evaluate their ideas and visions 
of Greek Week. 

Tonya Schmidt, President 
Phi Sigma Sigma Sorority 



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Dear Editor: 

While reading the March 25, 
1993 issue of the Clarion Call, 
there was a title that caught my 
eye, "The Way I See It." I was 
glad to see that someone stood 
up for their rights and the rights 
of area farmers. 

Knowing the dates on products 
is important, especially if it is 
going into your body. This 
chocolate milk isn't just any 
product though. Milk is filled 
with vitamins A, D, E, K, plus 
calcium, protein, phosphorous, 
magnesium and zinc. It's also a 
lot cheaper than pop. I just want 
to express a thank you to Rodney 
Sherman for taking the time and 
trying to make the correction at 
the Gemmell Snack Bar. This is 
where some of the bad publicity 
on milk and the dairy industry 
comes from-- poor store 
representation. 

As the reigning 
Clarion/Venango Dairy Princess 
I would urge you to have a non- 
alcoholic summer, so you can 
return next year. Here's one way 
to replace alcohol this summer. 
Try a Strawberry Daiquiri: 
combine all of the following 
ingredients in a blender: two 
cups of milk, two cups of frozen 
strawberries (slightly thawed), 1 
tsp. of sugar or sweetener and 
five ice cubes. Blend until frothy, 
serves three. 

Keep your eye on the dates on 
products and have a "real" safe 
summer. Good luck to the class 
of 1993. 

Robin Walls 

Clarion/Venango 

Dairy Princess 

Successful 
Forensics team 
in jeopardy 

Dear Editor: 

There is something that scares 
people every day. A monster 
that rears its ugly head and 
affects us all, whether one is a 
corporate big shot, a teacher or a 
blue collar worker. What is this 
monster you ask? Public 
Speaking. Everyone needs to 
know how to present him/herself 
in front of others. I would like to 
know how it is possible that an 
organization on this campus that 
has the potential to benefit so 
many people may be eliminated 
from the list of university 
recognized activities due to the 
budget crisis. 



Anyone is welcome to become 
involved with the Forensic s 
team which offers a wide variety 
of activities. Critical thinking 
and analytical skills are 
developed through areas such as 
debate, impromptu speaking and 
extemporaneous speaking. The 
interpretation events of po? ry, 
prose and dramatic duo develop 
a speaker in terms of vocal 
quality, vocal qualifiers, 
articulation, enunciation, 
pronunciation and nonverbal 
communication. In order to fully 
experience the educational value 
of the Forensics team, the only 
requirement is hard work and 
dedication. By eliminating this 
organization from the campus, it 
would be evident to me that this 
institution of higher learning is 
discouraging education by 
terminating an activity which 
develops individual competency, 
self-confidence and 

professionalism. 

Since I have competed on the 
Forensics team, I have a better 
chance of establishng a career 
after graduation. In a world 
where job selection is cut-throat, 
being able to communicate 
effectively may be the little extra 
advantage I need to get the job. 

In the early 1980s, Clarion was 
ranked first in the nation : in 
1985 we were still ranked in the 
top ten of the nation . There are 
no other Clarion activities that 
boast these marks. It isn't too 
late to return, but we need to do 
it now, and eliminating the 
program isn't going to help. 

There are so few 
extracurricular . educational 
programs offered by this 
university, that I find it rather 
pathetic for an institution of 
higher "learning." Again I ask: 
How is it possible that an 
organization that has the 
potential to benefit so many 
peope may be eliminated from 
the list of university recognized 
activities? 

Tammy Ludwig 
A concerned student 



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Chartered ( >rE9Ilizations 


1992-9^ Request 


1992-93 Allocation 


1993-94 Rerp.o.t 


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American Marketing Associatior 


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Anthropology Association 


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401.00 


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Termed a "business decision " 



Concord won't build waste 
incinerator in Clarion County 



by Rodney Sherman 
News Editor 



Clarion county resident's three 
year long battle against a 
proposed hazardous waste 
incinerator and landfill ended 
Monday when Concord 
Resources announced it has 
abandoned plans to build here. 

Citing "uncertainties about the 
marketplace," Concord's director 
of new site development, Rick 
Gimello, said the decision to halt 
the plan was a "business 
decision." He added that 
Concord will now concentrate 
their resources on the firms 
holdings near Montreal and near 
Denver. 

Concord's plans had been 
delayed four times by the state's 
Department of Environmental 
Resources (DER). The 
company's Phase I siting 
application was denied for the 
fourth time on Aug. 3, 1992. 
The presence of wetlands was 
given as the reason for the final 
rejection. 

Concord is a joint venture of 
Philadelphia based Consolidated 
Rail Corp. and OHM Corp. of 
Findlay, Ohio. Concord owns 
and operates the Highway 36 
Land Development Company, a 
hazardous waste treatment, 
storage and disposal site near 
Denver and Stablex Canada Inc., 
a hazardous waste treatment and 
disposal site near Montreal. 

Concord's Pittsburgh office 
will move to Dever. Recent 
disclosure of the Pittsburgh 
office closure lead to rumors that 
Concord might pull out of 
Clarion County. 

The announcement was 
greeted with relief and joy by 
area residents. Many residents 
had raised questions about health 
risks, water pollution, soil 
damage and the possible decline 
of property values. 

Pam Zahoran, of Protect 



Environment And Children 
Everywhere, (PEACE) said, 
"The community is ecstactic 
about the decision. The public 
was the key; everyone stayed 
united. We knew it was a bad 
site, and once we convinced 
DER, the project was finished. 
But to convince them, we had to 
be loud, and we had to be 
united." 

PEACE collected more than 
22,000 signatures on petitions 
opposing the Concord proposal. 

Doug Kepler, president of 
PEACE, thinks Concord may 
have had "the blessing of the 
state" when the plans were first 
announced, but DER realized 
the intensity of the public's 
opposition and changed its 
approach. 

Zahoran said PEACE has no 
plans to disband after Concord's 
defeat. "We hope to stay 
together and help other 
communities facing 

environmental hazards," she 
said. 

Ron Wilshire, director of 
university relations and interim 
vice president for university 
advancement, said, "We are 
pleased with the decision by 
Concord to abandon their plans 
in Clarion County. 

"Clarion University has been 
opposed to the proposal based on 
the potential long term negative 
impact on the area's environment 
and reputation." 

State Senator Tim Shaffer, (R- 
21) said of Concord's decision, 
"This is a real victory for the 
health and welfare and economic 
development for Clarion County. 

"The citizens can be proud of 
the active and indepth role that 
PEACE played. They were 
never intimidated by Concord 
and it's seemingly endless 
financial resources. PEACE 
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State Senator John Peterson, 
(R-28) also gave credit to 
PEACE. "I am extremely 
pleased that the voice of the 
citizens of Clarion and Jefferson 
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"The local residents, 
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U.S. Representitive Bill 
Clinger, (R-Warren) in a 
statement released Monday, said, 
"This is a victory for rural 
Americans, especially the people 
of Clarion County." 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of April 19 through April 
26, 1993. 

On April 19 at approximately 7:25 a.m., actors attempted to 
operate the dryers in the basement of Wilkinson Hall by jamming the 
machine and attempting to utilize free machine service. Actor was 
apprehended and will be cited for this action. 

On April 19 at approximately 2:20 p.m., a student reported three 
books stolen from his room on the second floor of Ralston Hall. The 
text books are as follows: "Principles of Microeconomics," "Music 
by Daniel Politoske," and "Communication in small group 
discussions," by Cragan and Wright. The approximate value of the 
books is $55.00. 

A student was cited on April 20, for using a stolen parking permit. 

Two students from Ralston Hall were causing a disturbance outside 
the dorm on April 21 at approximately 12:55 a.m. Both individuals 
had consumed alcohol and were under age. A citation will be filed at 
a later date, pending additional information. 

On April 22, a student reported a theft of 18 compact discs. The 
students driver license number is engraved on all of the discs. The 
CD's were reported missing from the student's second floor room in 
Ralston Hall. 

The washing machines in the basement of Wilkinson Hall were 
rendered inoperative because of slugs placed in the machine instead of 
coins. This happened on April 26, at approximately 8:30 a.m., under 
investigation. 

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The Clarion Call - 4-29-93- Page 7 



Student Senate President Gara L. Smith explains 

Success and goals for the Student Senate 



by Rodney H. Sherman 
News Editor 

Student Senate President Gara 
L. Smith is finishing her first 
semester in that capacity. In an 
interview with the Call, she talks 
about the past semester. 

Call: What do you consider 
the number one success of this 
past semester's Student Senate? 

GLS: "I don't consider there 
to be a number one success or 
achievement of this past 
semester's Student Senate. 

"We have been active with 
various aspects of the university 
from dining and residence halls 
to the Middle States 
Accreditation. 

"Some of the major goals we 
have accomplished were: a 
successful voter registation for 
CUP students, a letter writing 
campaign to Governor Casey, 
budget secretary Hershock and 
the legislature, student center 
and bookstore surveys, 
recognition and approval of 
various organizations, student 
body week, plus the general 
appropriation of the 1993-94 
Clarion Students' Association 
budget as well as many 
sponsored and co-sponsored 
events by Student Senate. 

"The positive results in these 
efforts can be traced back to the 
hard work of the student 
senators. (Vice President) 
Michele Piccirillo has been a 
tremendous help in getting 
things done and deserves some 
of the credit." 

Call: What are some of your 
goals for next semester? 

GLS: "Student Senate is very 
eager for next semester. Student 
Body Week has traditionally 
been scheduled during the month 
of April. We plan to take a leap 
and have it for the 1993-94 
school year in September. We 
believe that this may excite our 
freshmen and transfer students as 
well as our veteran students. 

"During the summer, the 
Personnel Committee of Student 




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Student Senate President Gara L. Smith is pleased with this semesters effort by her and 
her fellow senators. Students can reach their senators at 226-2318. 

Senate will be working on years to come. Clarion is a state- 



revisions to update the CSA 
(Clarion Student Association) 
constitution and by-laws. Plus, 
Student Senate is comprised of 
11 standing committees that will 
be required to fulfill a project for 
the fall semester. 

"This could vary from awards 
to public relations promotions, 



owned university, unlike Penn 
State, Pitt, Temple and Lincoln 
who are state-related. It is 
disappointing to see the state- 
related institutions receive the 
best of both worlds by having 
major private contributions plus 
state money. 
"Concerning CUP and the $2.7 



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percent of the student body are 
active with 90 percent of the 
organizations and activities. 
Student apathy is an issue that 
Student Senate is attempting to 
diminish. 

"There are wonderful 
opportunities that are just 
awaiting students if they would 
just take the first step and get 
involved. The college 

experience is not just about 
classes and grades, it also 



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needs to step back and take a solid ££*£» m^emaianmA 

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look at where it can cut back on friendships 

Call: In what areas has the 
university made strong 
improvements? 

GLS: "Since registration is 
just ending, I feel obligated to 
comment on the improvements 
that have been made with 
telephone registration. Although 
many students are experiencing 
difficulties registering for fall 
classes due to cutbacks and 
cancellations, the overall 
atmosphere of registering is 



the opportunities are left up to 
the imagination." 

Call: How would you 
comment on the current budget 
shortfall facing the university? 

GLS: 'To be perfectly honest, 
I am frightened about what will 
happen to Clarion University, not 
only for this year, but for the 



million budget shortfall, I firmly 
beleive that the university needs 
to step back and take a solid look 
at where it can cut back on 
frivolous expenses." 

Call: In what areas do you 
consider the university weak? 

GLS: "As far as the students 
are concerned, it seems that ten 



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much more positive compared to 
years gone by." 

Call: What can the students 
do to make Clarion a better 
university? 

GLS: "Students need to take a 
stand and get more involved in 
the university itself. If there is 
something that doesn't seem 
correct, students should question 
the professor, staff member or 
administration. If it wasn't for 
the students, this university 
would not be here. 

"The students need to become 
more involved with Clarion in 
both the university and 
community. Volunteerism is at a 
high with community service 
organizations and programs such 
as 'Into the Streets', Alpha Phi 
Omega, the Community Service 
-Learning Center and the 
Literacy Corps to name a few. 
There are many opportunities for 
students to get involved." 

Call: What are your feelings 
on campus safety? 

GLS: "I don't believe there 
really is such a thing as a safe 
campus. I am pleased to see the 
emergency telephones are finally 
being installed on campus. 

"I feel Public Safety and 
students need to be interacting 
more often concerning safety 
issues. 

"Since crime will exist in 
every community, students must 
be cautious and aware of what is 
going on around them, and to not 
put themselves into a situation 
that could result in an invasion 
of one's safety." 

Call: Were there any goals 
that were not met this year? 

GLS: "Student Senate was 
hoping to have [constitution] 
revisions and by-laws revisions 
[done] for the student body to 
vote upon. 

"Due to time constraints, and 
the unexpected occurrences that 
faced the university and the 
student body (president's 
residence, blizzard and the 
budget shortfall), we were not 
able to fulfill the task at hand 
because it is too large and 
overwhelming for a single 
semester. 

"Other than the revisions, I am 
extremely pleased with the 
accomplishments of this past 
semester." 

Call: Is there a meesage you 
want the students to hear? 

GLS: "Students, please 
remember that Student Senate is 
here because of you and for 
you." 



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Dr. Robert Moore and Dr. 
William Kodrich, two long-time 
friends and retired Clarion 
University faculty members, will 
be honored with the 
"Distinguished Faculty" award. 

The presentation will be made 
by the Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania Alumni 

Association during the Alumni 
Weekend Activities on May 1. 

Moore and Kodrich will 
receive their awards during the 
"Alumni Gathering" in Hart 
Chapel at 10:30 a.m. In addition 
to recognizing Kodrich and 
Moore, diplomas will be 
presented to the returning classes 
from 1958 and 1968. 



research program." Moore and 
Kodrich even in retirement are 
still advising graduate students. 

Moore and Kodrich have 
known each other a long time. 
For 25 years they shared an 
office at Clarion University. 

They were also roommates in 
graduate school at the University 
of Pittsburgh. During their time 
together at Clarion they acquired 
in excess of $250,000 in 
contracted research funding for 
the university. 

Most of the funding was used 
to support graduate students and 
to purchase research equipment 
for the biology department. 

Major sources of funding were 
the Pennsylvania Department of 
Environmental Resources, the 
Pennsylvania Electric Company, 




Public Affairs photo 
Dr. Robert Moore attended Clarion as a student and later 
returned as an instructor. 

"Obviously, this is one of the and Cytemps Steel, 
most rewarding things that has "Perhaps our greatest 

happened to me," said Moore. "I achievement was the 

feel very honored to receive the development of the Pymatuming 

recognition. Cooperative Program in teaching 

"Clarion maintained a and research with the University 

stimulating environment for me of Pittsburgh," said Moore about 

for 27 years," said Moore, who his work with Kodrich. 

retired following the 1992 spring "Indication of the success of the 

semester. program, initiated by Pitt and 

"I have had the opportunity to Clarion, is that at present the 

develop a graduate program in cooperative program presently 

biology and continue an active includes four universities: Pitt, 



Clarion, Edinboro and Indiana. 

"The benefits of this program 
are numerous: exposure of the 
student to a more diverse faculty, 
facilities, and equipment 
sharing; availability of expanded 
course offerings for students and 
increased efficiency for all 
participating universities. 
Usually courses are enrolled 
with waiting lists," said Moore. 

Moore, a native of Cecil, 
earned his B.S. in 
comprehensive science and 
mathematics from Clarion State 
Teacher's College. "I came to 
Clarion as an undergraduate with 
the encouragement of my uncle 
James Moore, who was dean of 
academic affairs at Clarion," he 
recalled. 

"My uncle's presence attracted 
me to Clarion, and he 
encouraged me to enter 
mathematics and science 
because he felt I could excel in 
those fields. His advice paid off. 
I have been accepted for every 
job I ever applied for," he said. 

The Soviet Union's launching 
of Sputnik in 1958 created an 
accelerated need for the 
upgrading of science programs. 
Moore, who had taught in the A- 
C Valley and Keystone school 
districts, enrolled at the 
University of Pittsburgh as a 
research assistant/teaching 
fellow and earned his M.S. in 
botany and Ph.D in biology. 

"I selected biology because I 
did my best work in that area," 
said Moore. "Clarion was 
actively searching for professors 
when I graduated in 1965. They 
called and offered me a job at a 
competitive salary. I accepted 
and have been happy here ever 
since." 

"If Clarion had remained a 
teaching institution, I may well 
have looked into other positions. 
But, they provided the 
opportunity to do research. If 
you can't do research, you tend 
to stagnate. 

"I also liked the Clarion 
community and the people I 
worked with on campus. The 
administration treated me fairly 
and gave me an opportunity to 
pursue outside interests," said 
Moore. 

Moore also served Clarion in 
other capacities, including a four 
year term on the board of 
directors of the Clarion 
University Alumni Association 
and a three year term on the 




Public Affairs photo 
Dr. William Kodrich, though retired from the university, 
continues as an advisor to graduate students. 



advisory board for the Clarion 
University Foundation. 

In addition, Moore has many 
outside interests including serving 
ten years on the Clarion Area 
Sewage Authority. 

He was its chair during the years 
that the sewage plant system was 
upgraded. This upgrading has 
permitted Clarion Borough to grow 
and develop. 

He is currently beginning his 
third term on the Clarion County 
Planning Commission and was the 
secretary of the Clarion County 
Federation of Sportsmen for ten 
years (1983-92). He is also a 
retired deputy waterways 
patrolman for the Pennsylvania 
Fish Commission. 

Dr. Moore and his wife, Elaine, a 
librarian at Clarion University's 
Carlson Library, live in Clarion. 
Dr. Kodrich, reached by 



telephone tuesday afternoon, 
related his positive feelings 
for Clarion University. 

When asked about his long 
association with the 
university and what kept 
him here, Kodrich said "I 
think it is a great place to 
have worked. The students 
are great. I had good 
colleagues to work with in 
the biology department. 

"I could teach where I 
could get to know my 
students and where I had the 
opportunity to do research." 
Kodrich said he did 
research in aquatic ecology 
which includes the fish 
populations in streams, 
rivers and lakes. 

His interest in this field 
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The Clarion Call - 4-29-93- Page 9 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 



The search to find an assistant 
to the president for social equity 
has ended with the hiring of 
Ralph Watkins, who resigned 
from that post in February. 
Watkins will resume his former 
position in two weeks. 

Watkins resigned efffective 
Feb. 12, 1993 to take a post as 
vice president of the Urban 
League of Pittsburgh. His duties 
there included planning and 
designing new programs. 

Watkins started at Clarion 
University as director of 
minority affairs. He was named 
to the position of assistant to the 
president for social equity in the 
fall of 1991. 

Following his resignation he 
continued to work for the 
university on a part-time basis on 
a number of initiatives he had 
started, such as client assessment 



and the "Reality 92-Vision 97 
Social Equity Conference." 
After his return to the university 
he will continue the initiatives 
he started. 

In a statement released by 
university President Diane 
Reinhard, she said, "I am 
delighted to announce that Mr. 
Ralph Watkins will be returning 
to Clarion University to resume 
full-time his post as assistant to 
the president for social equity. 
As a result, all searches related 
to the position have been 
cancelled. 

"During his tenure at Clarion, 
Mr. Watkins demonstrated a 
special ability to work with the 
university community in 
enhancing racial and cultural 
understanding and fine 
leadership in advancing our 
equity and diversity goals. 

"We are pleased that with Mr. 
Watkins' return, our initiatives 



in this area will continue to 
move forward, aided by his 
sensitivity and commitment to 
social equity at this institution. 

"1 am grateful to the members 
of the Search Committee for the 
interim assistant to the president 
for social equity for the time and 
energy they devoted to fulfilling 
their charge. I also appreciate 
the concern amd interest of 
faculty who nominated 
colleagues for the position." 

According to Ron Wilshire, a 
university spokesman, Watkins 
will return to his former position 
at the same salary he was 
receiving when he resigned. 

Ralph Godbolt, president of 
Clarion University's African- 
American Student Union, was 
pleased with the announcement. 

"I'm extremely surprised to 
hear of his coming back. He will 
continue to be a big asset to 
Clarion University," said 
Godbolt. 




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Ralph Watkins, former assistant to the president for social 
equity, will return to Clarion University to resume that 
position. He originally left the post in Feb. 1993 . 




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Outside Clarion 



Clinton wants to get back to business 



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National 

Clinton tired of "politics" 

President Clinton is looking to 
get his agenda back on track after 
setbacks suffered in Congress. 

Clinton told the National 
Association of Realtors at a 
Tuesday meeting that people need 
to get away from looking at 
political infighting and focus on 
the changes that are needed. 

Clinton said he's run up against 
inertia, ideology and indifference 
in his efforts to get an economic 
stimulus package passed. 

With his health care reform 
package pending, Clinton 
acknowledged more tough times 
are ahead. Clinton said it's 
important for people to avoid 
political smoke screens and ask, 
"What's really at stake here?" 

A leading congressional 
democrat said the idea of 
imposing a value-added tax to pay 
for health care reform may be 
dead. 

House Speaker Tom Foley said 
Tuesday that First Lady Hillary 
Clinton "heavily discounted " the 
prospect of a VAT levy that would 
tax a product at each stage of the 
production process and pass the 
cost to the consumer. 



Former First Lady 
hospitalized 

Former First Lady Pat Nixon is 
hospitalized in New York City 
with acute emphysema. 

A spokesman for Cornell 
Medical Center said Mrs. Nixon 
is in stable condition. No other 
details on her situation were 
available. 

"The New York Times" 
quotes a source as saying Mrs. 
Nixon is in a "frail state." 

A spokesman for former 
president Nixon said Mrs. Nixon 
became ill Sunday and entered 
the hospital on Monday. 

Mrs. Nixon is 81. She suffered 
a serious stroke in 1977 and a 
minor one in 

1983, but recovered fully. 

Costa Rica violence 

Gunmen in Costa Rica freed 
one of the 19 supreme court 
justices they were holding 
hostage. 

The kidnappers stormed the 
court building on Monday. They 
want $20 million and freedom 
for an unspecified number of 
prisoners being held in Costa 
Rican prisons. Four gunmen are 
believed to be involved 

Officials won't confirm or deny 
reports that the kidnappers 
belong to Columbia's infamous 



Medellin cocaine cartel and are 
seeking the release of several 
cartel members. 

Waco investigator doesn't need 
help 

The Texas medical examiner's 
office handling the Branch 
Davidian investigation said 
Tuesday that there is no need for 
independent pathologists to help. 

Assistant medical examiner 
Darrell Thompson said his office 
is a model agency and that 
criticism from an attorney for 
one cult survivor is nothing more 
man defense posturing. 

Lawyer Jeff Kearney has filed 
a motion seeking an independent 
review. He said past records 
indicate repeated negligence on 
the part of the Tarrant County 
medical examiner. 



Kearney said that threatens his 
client's defense against charges 
of conspiracy to murder ATF 
agents. 

State 

Committee approves OBE 

The Pennsylvania Senate's 
Education Committee, on 
Tuesday, gave its endorsement to 
a set of wide ranging school 
reforms known as Outcome 
Based Education. 

The panel voted nine to four in 
favor recommending OBE to the 
state independent regulatory 
review commission. 

If the House Education gives a 
similar endorsement, then the 
commission will have the final 
say on whether the state will 
adopt the regulations. 



OBE would force the state's 
501 school districts to change the 
way they teach students and the 
requirements for graduation. 

"Diaper man" arrested in 
Pittsburgh 

Police believe they have found 
their man in connection with a 
bizarre incident in Pittsburgh. 

Some children say that two 
weeks ago, a man who looked 
like cartoon character Baby 
Huey appeared before them 
wearing only a large diaper. 

The children were able to 
identify Richard Lococo from 
police file photos, and a warrant 
was issued for his arrest. 

He is accused of harassment 
and lewd behavior at the 
playground in the Knoxville 
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Black student groups thrive 
after riots 

African-American student 
unions throughout the country 
have reported an upsurge in 
membership since the fiery 
riots in Los Angeles last April. 
While many say that race 
relations are still strained, the 
black voice on campus is 
stronger than ever. 

Levoid Carter, vice president 
of the Black Student Alliance 
and a senior at Georgia State 
University, said last year's 
three days of rioting in Los 
Angles was "the awakening" 
for many who thought racism 
was dying. 

There are 1.3 million black 
college students on U.S. 
campuses and, according to a 
recent U.S. News and World 
Report survey of college 
students, half the respondents 
reported that campus race 
relations today can be 
characterized only as "fair" or 
"poor." 

"The riots were a spark that 
initiated the immediate 
consciousness. They (the 
riots) said: 'The problem has 
not left us, it is only 
camouflaged. It can still sneak 



up on you," said Carter, who is a 
criminal science major. 

Gay group offers scholarships 

An organization of Boston-area 
gay and lesbian business 
professionals has created two 
scholarships for college students 
who support the acceptance of 
homosexuals. 

The Pride in Scholarship Fund 
offers two annual scholarships, 
one for $2,500 and the other for 
$1,000. The recipients do not 
need to be gay or lesbian, but 
must demonstrate that they have 
been active in promoting gay and 
lesbian rights. 

The 700-member Greater 
Boston Business Council 
patterned its scholarship after 
one in Seattle that is sponsored 
by the Greater Seattle Business 
Association. 

The Boston scholarship is 
separate from the business 
council, but is run by its 
members. A student from 
Harvard and a student from 
Wellesley College were awarded 
the scholarships this year. 

"What we're saying to college 
students is that you're not alone 
and we recognize what you're 
doing, and that we want to 
support you in that," said Glenn 
Kaufhold, development director 
of the fund, adding the group 



wants better relations 
between gays and straights. 

Students hope to improve 
U.S.- Vietnam relations 

Building a peaceful, 
productive relationship 
between the United States 
and Vietnam, former 
enemies is the goal of a 
group of business students at 
James Madison University. 

Friends of Vietnam, Inc., a 
corporation made up of 
students, faculty and 
community members, was 
formed after several 
business students went on a 
tour of Vietnam in May, 
1992 and came back 
convinced that the United 
States would benefit by 
resolving its differences with 
the country. 

"According to our tour 
agents, ours was the first 
such academic tour of its 
scope since the war ended," 
said Roger H. Ford, a 
business professor and one 
of the founders of the group. 

The organization provides 
educational assistance to the 
Vietnamese, supports a 
Vietnamese family and takes 
American students on 
extensive tours throughout 
Vietnam. 



The Clarion Call - 4-29-93- Page 11 






Features 




Final Editorial: 



The secrets to a successful finals week 



by Dan Parrish 
Features Editor 



Well there is no mistaking it, 
summer is coming. Many of you 
will be heading home next 
week, then the mad search for 
your summer job will begin. 
Some people will be getting 
ready to attend summer school. 
Or maybe you'll be graduating 
like me and getting ready for (to 
steal a term I've heard about a 
million times in the past few 
weeks) the "real world." 

No matter what category you 
fall into, there still is one more 
week. That dreaded week of 
staying up late trying to squeeze 
a whole semesters' learning into 
two days of preparation, with the 
aid of enough caffeine to wake 
the dead. It's the week that if 
your brain isn't already fried 
from classes, it will be sizzling. 

Well, we here at the Call had 
no choice in dealing with this 
matter of stress and strain, but to 
make light of it. After being 
here for four years and going 
through finals this many times, I 
feel I'm qualified. So, here are a 
few tips to stick to and a few to 
avoid this finals week. 

But before you go sticking to 
these religiously, these are things 
that I like to follow. Different 
people like different things. 

First, one of the main things to 
avoid, this goes for every night 
during finals, avoid any special 
at the local bars, particularly 
quarter drafts, three dollar 



pitchers, dollar mixed drinks and 
the ever-popular wing night. I 
don't care how many people say 
that studying is better after 
consuming large quantities of 



is bad luck. I have never shaved 
during finals since, of course I 
never really had to shave, either. 
(I don't know if that is a tradition 
for women or not, but hey, it's 




Few people know this but pizza 
is true brain food. You must eat 
pizza everyday during finals 
week or your brain will not be 
truly balanced, and you will not 
do well on your tests. 

Another thing no! to avoid is 
all-nighters. Finals week wasn't 
meant for sleep. Those are some 
of the best times you'll have 
staying awake all night with your 
friends. Things can get pretty 
crazy. I often find myself 
staying awake even when I don't 
have a final the next day, just to 
see the craziness set in on others. 
One warning with this one, you 
have to be used to staying up all 
night. If you just wait for finals 
week it could backfire on you. 

This brings me to the actual 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Whether students budget their time wisely or cram at the 
last minute, studying is crucial to many at this time. 



alcohol, I have put many 
extensive hours of research and 
lab time in on this one, and I can 
honestly say it's not. 

Another thing to avoid, and 
this is targeted more towards 
men, is shaving. I learned in 
Campbell Hall my freshman year 
that shaving during finals week 



worth a try.) 

Along the lines of shaving 
comes the ritual of not bathing. 
Now I don't follow this one, but 
I know a few people who do and 
believe me you'll know them too 
by Friday during finals week. 
Yuk! 

One thing no! to avoid is pizza. 



Senior luncheon planned 



by Deb Huffman 
Managing Editor 



The seventh annual Senior 
Send-Off Luncheon will be held 
May 2 at 12:30 p.m. in Chandler 
Dining Hall. 

In addition to a buffet, there 
will be several guest speakers. 
President Gara Smith of Student 
Senate will be one of those 
keynote speakers. 

A presentation of the 
"Outstanding Senior Award" will 
be given a $100 gift to a senior 
who has provided remarkable 



service and has advanced the 
purpose of Clarion University. 

Immediately following the 
send-off will be an unveiling of 
the bricks that will be added to 
the Commemorative Wall 
outside of the Gemmell 
Complex. About 60 bricks are 
being added to the wall this year. 

The luncheon is being funded 
by SAAS, a student organization 
dedicated to strengthening 
relationships of students, alumni 
and university friends. 

The main fundraiser for the 



the seat that you sat in all 
semester. It's stale; you need a 
fresh seat full of knowledge. 
And, perhaps the most important 
ritual of this article, don't forget 
the lucky pencils. I keep mine in 
a protective case all semester, 
then the night before my first 
final I get them out and sharpen 
them to razor perfection and 
polish them until I can see my 
face in them. They have never 
let me down yet. 

Well, I've run out of rituals 
that I follow. It's amazing how 
people can believe that doing 
things a certain way can affect 
the way they do on finals. On a 
closing note I'd just like to wish 
everyone the best on finals and a 
great summer. 



test itsel f. First of all never sit in 

A Special Thanks to all my writers for a year well 

done* Features staff includes: 

Amy Gerkin Megan Casey 



Shawn E Seagriff 
Rodney Sherman 
Matt Niemla 
Larry McEwen 
KimDowa* 
Eric Janes 
Kelley Mahoney 
Stacy Paquet 



Laura Navas 
lisaRecker 
TricialEgry 
Lisa Lepre 
Dawn Samms 
Karen Kubanick 
Debbie Huffman 
Nikki Rutigliano 



Ethics contest results 



luncheons is the birthday cake 
sale. 

SAAS is always looking for 
new members ready to gain 
experience with program 
development in areas related to 
alumni, public relations, 
publication and development. 

Members and alumni offer 
creative ideas that allow for 
events such as the Send-Off 
Luncheon and Commemorative 
Wall to be major contributors of 
the campus and community. 



Winners of the second annual 
1993 Clarion Ethics Essay 
contest were announced by its 
sponsors, the Philosophy faculty 
and the APPS Department. 

Joy Pryke, a psychology 
student who graduated in 
December, and Benjamin 
Shipton, a biology student 
graduating in May, were chosen 
co-winners of this year's contest 
and awarded honoraria of one 
hundred dollars each. Honorable 
mention went to Tammy 
Beasley, an English major, also 
graduating in May. 

Pryke' s essay dealt with the 
classic question of whether 
ethics can be taught. In her 
search for an answer she used 
developmental theory from 
psychology as well as reflections 
on her own moral upbringing. 

Shipton wrote on the problem 
of world hunger, stressing 



general knowledge, biological 
facts and Abraham Maslow's 
theory of a hierarchy of needs. 

Beasley's essay took up the 
controversial topic of political 
violence in the world today, in 
the light of John Locke's view of 
the justification of revolution. 

Students graduating in the 
school year 1993-94 are eligible 
to enter next year's contest. 
Interested students should please 
contact Jean Rumsey (2391), 
contest chair, Julia Bartkowiak 
or Frank Takei (Philosophy), or 
Bill Barnes (Biology). Faculty 
members who have students or 
advisees who might be interested 
are also invited to call for further 
information. 

-Courtesy Jean Rumsey 



. ..:.,,.!"* .xrll 



Page 12 - The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 

Comic Books 101 

where all the superheros hang out 



by Toni Ross 
Contributing Writer 



Superman, the hero that was 
faster than a locomotive and able 
to leap tall buildings in a single 
bound seems to have 
accomplished one more amazing 
feat... he has risen from the dead. 

If you'll recall, the famous 
comic book character died last 
November in Superman #75, 
which made headlines all over 
the world as fans mourned the 
death of their super hero. 

"The Adventures of Superman 
#500," which went on sale April 
16 at Comic Books 101 in 
Clarion, features a story 
involving Superman and three 



different imposters claiming to 
be Superman. 

According to William Wieder, 
owner of Comic Books 101, 
each of the imposters, a cyborg, 
a ruthless super-being, one 
super-powered teenager and an 
armor-making steelworker will 
be brought to life by Superman's 
foster father, Jonathan Kent. 

Wieder believes the new story, 
"The Reign of the Supermen" 
will be a very important Chapter 
in the Superman series. 

Comic Books 101 is located on 
South 6th Avenue across from 
the Captain Loomis and is open 
Monday-Saturday, from noon to 
5 p.m. with extended hours on 
Friday until 7 p.m. 



Clarion University Jazz Band 

Performing big band music Friday, April 30 8 p.m. 

Directed by Dr. Lisa Johnson 

Conducted by senior Jay Elias 

Includes tunes from big band era such as "In the Mood," 

"Pennsylvania 6-500," and "April in Paris" 

Free and open to the public 

Refreshments following 



CAMPUS EVENTS 

Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Dan Parrish 



Thurs. April 29 
Book Buy Back (Book Center) 
9 a.m.-4 p.m. 

-Baseball vs. Mercyhurst 2 
p.m. 

-Show Choir/Concert Choir 
performance (LT) 8:15 p.m. 



Sun. May 2 
-Senior Send-Off Luncheon 
(Chan) 12:30 p.m. 
-CUP Open Spring Tennis 
Tournament 
-WCCB Finals Week 
Broadcast begins 



Wed. May 5 
•Book Buy Back 
(Book Center) 9 a.m.- 5 p.m. 
-Graduation Practice 



Fri. April 30 
-Classes End 10 p.m. 
-High School Visitation Day 
•Book Buy Back (Book Center) 
9 a. in. -4 p.m. 

-CUP Open Spring Tennis 
Tournament 

-CUP Jazz Band concert (Gem 
MP) 8p.m. 



Mon. May 3 
-Final Exams Begin 
-Catholic Campus Ministry 
Baccalaureate Mass 
-Book Buy Back (Book Center) 
9 a.m.-5 p.m. 
-Koinonia Bonfire (Piney Dam) 



Thurs. May 6 
-Book Buy Back 
(Book Center) 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 
-Graduation Practice 



Sat. May 1 
-Visual Art Sidewalk Drawing 
Contest 

-Deadline for PHEAA 
applications 

-CUP Open Spring Tennis 
Tournament 
-Baseball vs. Lock Haven 1 p.m 



Tues. May 4 
-Book Buy Back 
(Book Center) 9 a.m.-5 p.m. 



Fri. May 7 
-Final Exams End 10 p.m. 
-Book Buy Back 
(Book Center) 9 a.m.-2 p.m. 



The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 - Page 13 



Alpha Phi Omega: dedicated to the community 



There are approximately 125 
recognized organizations on 
campus. Each offers a different 
experience for students and each 
has a specific goal for its 
members. Service is the goal for 
the organization of Alpha Phi 
Omega. 

Alpha Phi Omega is a national 
co-ed fraternity that promotes 
leadership, friendship, and 
service. The Omega Mu chapter 
of Clarion University is 
comprised of approximately 55 
active members who strive to 
uphold service to the nation, 



community, campus and to each 
other. 

During the spring 1993 
semester, the organization has 
completed close to 1000 service 
hours through a wide variety of 
worthwhile projects. 

This semester's pledge class 
organized several days to 
fingerprint children in the 
Clarion community for file 
records at the Clarion Day Care 
Center. About 150 children 
received this service through 
Alpha Phi Omega. 

Two other very successful 



projects included a bowl-a-thon 
and a scavenger hunt for charity. 
Approximately 20 members 
bowled for a two-hour period in 
order to raise $400 for their 
national affiliation, Muscular 
Dystrophy. In cooperation with 
the confirmation class at 
Immaculate Conception Church 
in Clarion, Alpha Phi Omega 
members participated in a 
scavenger hunt for the Clarion 
County Food Bank. By going 
door to door in the community, 
nearly $400 worth of canned 
goods and $100 worth of paper 



goods were collected to help the 
less fortunate. 

Alpha Phi Omega also 
participates in weekly projects. 
These include visiting and 
playing bingo with residents at 
Clarion Care Center and helping 
to serve and clean up at weekly 
dinners held at Clarion 
Presbyterian Church. 

Alpha Phi Omega has also 
been involved with American 
Red Cross, Clarion Humane 
Society, American Cancer 
Society, Clarion University 
Career Services, and the 



American Lung Association. 

The organization originates 
many of their own service 
projects, but they may be asked 
for help. To request help with a 
service project, contact the 
fraternity at P.O. Box 627, 
Gemmell Complex, Clarion 
University, Clarion, PA 16214. 

— Article compiled by Alpha Phi 
Omega members Lisa Cornelius, 
Mark Dressier, Ann Fontana, 
Kristen Henry, Beth Hornberger, 
Jessie Kern, Tammy Ludwig, 
andTerri Steigelman. 



Planetarium Star Show 

Friday, April 30 7 p.m. 

Presented by Dr. Stephen J. Shulik, planetarium 
director, associate professor of geography and 
earth science 

For additional information, contact the geography 
and earth science department 226-2317 or after 
hours call 226-1881 and leave message 

FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC 



BUILDING 



STUDENTS IN THIS REGION WILL 
EARN SCHOLARSHIPS 

Valued from $500 to $1,000 this summer. 

Earn while you learn 

valuable motivational, 

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this fall For appointment 
call immediately 782-3213 
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Fri (noon -7:00) 

227-2544 



Celebrating 125 years of Clarion history 



by Melissa Caraway 
Features Writer 



On Tuesday, April 27 Clarion 
was promised the "best history 
lesson ever" (as if there is such a 
thing). This lesson, which was 
given by Clarion alumnus and 
historian Dr. Sam Farmerie, was 
in actuality a lecture celebrating 
Clarion University's 125th 
anniversary. 

According to Farmerie the best 
history lesson consists of not 
only a presenter and his 
presentation, but it must also 
contain informative, interesting 
and evocative facts. The 
informative section of the lecture 
stated that the Clarion University 
we all know and love today, 
began as an early 1800's school 
house. As the coal, lumber and 
oil industries took a back seat to 
the progressive way of obtaining 
a good future - education, many 
people began to disagree on how 
teachers should be taught and 
trained. 

Under the 1834 Teaching 
Regulation Act, any educator 



who got married or was caught 
"bar-hopping" was immediately 
discharged from their teaching 
position. The interesting and 
evocative parts of the lecture 
would be imagining the reactions 
today's students would have to 
these restrictions. Some twenty 
years after the regulation act, 
Bob Orr, the first superintendent 
of what was then Carrier 
Seminary, began sponsoring two 
day training seminars for the 
future teachers. For the students 
in Clarion's early years, the 
tuition averaged out to 
approximately seven dollars. 
My checkbook certainly would 
appreciate that. 

During the 1850's the school 
consisted of one co-ed building. 
Luckily for the students this 
eliminated sliding down Cardiac 
Hill in a race to make it on time 
to a class in Becker Hall. The 
top floor was the men's floor, the 
women occupied the middle 
floor, while the bottom level was 
left for the mailboxes and offices 
such as admissions and financial 



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Dr. Sam Farmerie presented 
educational history Tuesday 

aid. By this time the school had 
expanded its curriculum to 
include painting, normal science 
and mathematics and now 
required students to attend three 
13- week terms. Despite all the 
positive goals Clarion 
accomplished, by 1874 the 
school was already $20,000 in 
debt which is proof that some 
things never change. 

But in true Clarion spirit, the 
school kept their promise to 
create "experienced, thorough 
and practical educators," and the 
school trudged along. Between 
the years 1874 and 1876, Clarion 
only had an enrollment of 435, 
and between 1880-1882, there 
were only seven graduates. The 
principal worked through the 
lean times by not giving himself 
a salary until all the tuition was 
collected and the bills were paid. 
His wife lived on the premises of 
the school and helped out by 
acting as the governess and/or 
cook. They also learned to do 
without a maintenance crew for 
cutting the grass by keeping a 
pet goat. 

According to Farmerie's 
statistics, by the 1880's Clarion's 
school, while under new 
management, had increased its 
number of graduates to 644, and 



Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
over a century of Clarion's 
night in Carter Auditorium. 

by 1890, it was considered to be 
better than five other schools in 
five others districts. By 1895 it 
ranked 6th in the area. Of the 
main reasons for attending 
Clarion's new and updated 
school were "excellent 
equipment, steam heat and 
electricity." Unfortunately, this 
new found prosperity was short- 
lived when a scandal involving 
$27,000, which was to be used to 
build Hart Chapel, forced the 
president of the university to 
resign after 25 years. 

The turn of the century sparked 
a change in the Clarion 
educational system. Although 
the school was still going 
through its ups and downs, it was 
these problems that made it more 
like the school we know today. 
By 1913 the Clarion State 
Teacher's College was born. 
The academic term had been 
increased to four years which in 
turn enabled Clarion to graduate 
more capable educators. The 
college had earned a great 
reputation and was known to be 
a great source to gain social 
mobility. Clarion had grown 
strong enough to survive both 
the Stock Market Crash of the 
1930's and the second world 
war. During the 1960's Clarion 



had finally moved beyond its 
status of simply being a teaching 
school and was renamed. Clarion 
State College. Among its honors 
Clarion was the first education 
system to offer a graduate 
program, a bachelor of arts 
degree, a branch campus and a 
faculty constitution, which is 
why we students are able to see 
our professors in the bars today 
without seeing them in the 
unemployment lines tomorrow. 

As Farmerie pointed out some 
things about Clarion had to 
change. We may have voted for 
the seven dollar tuition, but we 
may not have been able to 
handle the mandatory 7:00 to 
9:45 p.m. study hours, nor could 
the women on campus be happy 
about having to be in me dorms 
by 7:15. You even had to have 
written permission to leave town. 
To those of you who still don't 
know what I'm talking about, 
this means no CABS, no movies, 
no Loomis, no life. I know it 
sounds painful, but I haven't 
even mentioned that everyone 
had to be in bed by 10:00 p.m. 
And we were thinking that 
visiting hours ending at midnight 
was strict. 

Dr. Farmerie concluded his 
lecture by stating that although 
we are no longer a new and 
struggling school and despite the 
fact that we still have a problem 
with a debt, Clarion Universtiy is 
still growing. We are still 
attending one of the best 
economically affordable 
educational systems in the 
United States. We have made 
great strides toward ethnic and 
international diversity by 
sponsoring cultural nights and 
new programs, such as the 
women's studies program. 
Clarion students and faculty are 
working to reach a greater 
understanding between all 
people to make the four years 
you spend here the best they can 
be. Now if someone could only 
bring back the $7 tuition. 



Sylvia Pittman performance inspirational 



by Karen Kubanick 
Features Writer 



Lyric sopranist Sylvia Pittman 
performed for Clarion University 
on Monday night at the Hart 

Chapel. 

Pittman is a graduate of 
Northern Michigan University 
with a bachelor's degree in 
music education and recently 
received her master's degree in 
performance from the University 



of Michigan. Currently, she is 
an instructor on the voice 
faculties of the Center for 
Creative Studies in Detroit and 
the Flint Institute of Music. 
Pittman also is a public school 
teacher for the Westland School 
District in WesUand, Michigan. 

Sylvia Pittman's specialties lie 
in operatic and oratorio literature 
and German Lieder, and includes 
works of contemporary 
American composers in her 



performances. 

Accompanying Pittman were 
Donald Black on piano, and Dr. 
Jaropolk Lassowsky on violin. 
Both are associate professors in 
the music department at Clarion. 

Sylvia Pittman was sponsored 
by the Clarion University music 
department and supported by 
grants from the Clarion 
University Foundation, the 
Cultural Fund of the Provost and 
the Office of Social Fquity. 



Page 14 - The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 



Senior Spotlights: 

Hooked on theater, Beredino shows rare talent 



by Robin Adamson 
Contributing Writer 



Joe Beredino, a 1989 graduate 
of Latrobc High School, has 
definitely made a lasting 
impression here at Clarion 
University. If you mention 
Clarion's musical theater 
department, Joe's name will be 
one that is sure to come up. 

Since his freshman year, Joe 
has performed three of the four 
leading parts in every spring 
musical production. These 
shows include "The Boyfriend" 
in 1990, "LitUe Shop of Horrors" 
in 1991, "The Best Little 
Whorehouse in Texas" in 1992, 
and most recently "Pippin" in 
1993. 

Although his extra-curricular 
activities center around the 
theater, Joe is a communication 
major looking forward to 
graduation in May 1993. After a 



very active career in the media, 
the time and dedication Joe puts 
forth to theatrical performance is 
equally apparent in his academic 
record. 

Joe has maintained a 3.8 QPA 
and Dean's List throughout his 
past four years. For these 
achievements he received a 
National Communication Award 
last spring, the American Scholar 
Award and the Daniel Preuhs 
Musical Theater Award in 1993. 
Joe has done previous work with 
TV5, our campus television 
station, and is currently an ad 
representative for The Clarion 

Call 

Joe's elaborate schedule also 
consists of Greek organizations. 
In his first year at Clarion, Joe 
joined Phi Eta Sigma, the 
honorary freshman fraternity. 
He became a member of Phi 
Sigma Kappa, a national 
fraternity here, in the fall of 




Public Affairs photo 
Joe Beredino's talent for entertaining comes naturally. 



1990, and is a member of Alpha 
Psi Omega me honorary theater 
fraternity. 

This past summer, Joe was 
employed by Ozborne 



Productions of Dallas, Texas, 
performing at Idlewild Park. He 
displayed his many talents in 
three different shows done seven 
times a day in shows ranging 



from country to pop/Broadway. 

An interesting coincidence 
happened this past summer. 
During a talent search in the 
summer of 1991, Joe was one of 
eight selected from 500 videos to 
perform on "Pittsburgh's 
Talking." A year later, 
"Entertainment Tonight" aired a 
special on Ozborne Productions, 
and during this production, a 
segment from Joe's last summer 
audition was shown. 

I asked Joe, "Being a 
communication major, why do 
you dedicate so much of your 
time to the performing arts?" He 
replied, "Theater is an incredible 
experience. Once you've tried it, 
you're hooked. To me, it has 
always come naturally and has 
proven to be the most fulfilling 
thing in my life." Joe does not 
only possess natural talent, but 
goes out of his way to do his best 
in everything he does. 



Kunkler gets a head start in the broadcasting world 



by Ann Fontana 
Contributing Writer 

"Excited" and "nervous" are 
two adjectives which describe 
Heather Kunkler's feelings 
towards graduation. Heather, a 
senior communication major and 
CAIS minor, will graduate in 
May. Although she has enjoyed 
her years at Clarion, she is ready 
to move to Phase 2 of her life. 

Phase 2 for Heather means 
moving to Atlanta, Georgia to 
look for a job in television, 
radio, or public relations. 

Why Atlanta Georgia? 
Heather does have family in 
Georgia, but she also did an 
internship for WAGA TV CBS 
affiliate during the 1992 fall 
semester. "1 loved the 
internship; I learned so much 
iuid I fell very lucky to have it." 
Heather was a 

promotion/programming intern 
which involved such things as 
assisting in the production of 
news promotions and writing 
press releases. She also says that 
Clarion prepared her well for the 
internship. "The equipment in 
the communication department 
gave me a head start." 

I leather received much of her 
experience through CUB TVS, 
our campus television station. 
She was talent and producer of 
5-Alive, a half-hour 
informational show similar to 
the "Evening Magazine" format. 
Although this responsibility 




for one year. 

All of Heather's hard work and 
dedication paid off as she 
received "Outstanding Senior of 
the Year" award through the 
communication department. She 
was chosen by the 



communication faculty for this 
prestigious award. 

Even though Heather may be 
nervous about the future, she 
should take pride in the fact that 
the communication department 
has faith in her to succeed. 



Rock News 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Heather Kunkler was awarded "Outstanding Senior" 



aided her greatly, Heather 
believes she got most out of her 
involvement with University 
Activities Board (UAB). "I met 
so many people, and had the 
opportunity to work with agents, 
but many limes, it's a thankless 
job." How many people really 
know who is behind the film 
projector for those UAB films? 
Heather has held the positions of 
film and recreation chair, 



secretary, vice president and 
president. 

In addition to UAB and TV-5, 
Heather participated in the 
Ambassador Program and was a 
coordinator for the 

Commemorative Brick Wall 
program sponsored by the 
Student Alumni Association. 
She was also a founding member 
of the National Broadcasting 
Society and served as treasurer 



by Michelle Lee Handa 
Features Yhriter 

Johnny Clegg and Savuka's 
new album, "Heat, Dust and 
Dreams " delivers a whole new 
sound to the ears. From the very 
beginning, it is evident that this 
is no ordinary set of tunes. 

These artists have woven 
together African Zulu rhythms 
with American, European and 
Indian music. The result is an 
album that rocks, mellows out 
and then kicks to a funky beat. 
And it doesn't gel boring. 

The lyrics are presented in the 
tradition of artists such as Sting, 



which speak of the state of the 
world, man and sometimes the 
heart. But all is executed with 
energy and the vibrant optimism 
of worldwide brotherhood. This 
one is worth a listen if you're 
looking for a slightly different 
sound. 

Also, keep an ear open for the 
Devlins, said to be a new sound 
for the folk-rock scene. The new 
Trashcan Sinatras is worth a 
listen, too, on the accoustic side. 



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What are you 

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Missy Simpler 

Freshman, Undeclared 

"Work -- and party." 



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Ralph Godbolt 

Sophomore, Political Science/ History 

"Work and have fun." 



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Experienc ing the multi-cultural magic of South Asia 



by IJsa Recker 
Features Writer 



South Asian night concluded 
the 1992-93 presentations by the 
Clarion University International 
Association. The program was 
held on Sunday, April 18 in 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. 

Approximately 20 students 
from Pakistan, India and Sri 
Lanka presented the program 
entitled, "South Asian Cultural 
Bonanza." This program 
provided background about 
South Asia's demographics, 
while it gave examples of what 



South Asia believes and the rich 
culture it possesses. 

During the evening, three 
dances were performed to songs 
used for festive occasions. 

"It was very interesting to 
learn about the culture of South 
Asia. It was so magical and 
realistic that I felt as if I was 
experiencing the culture for 
myself," stated Debbie Kane, a 
junior elementary education 
student. 

One hundred and twenty-five 
students from 40 countries are 
enrolled at Clarion University, 
and they are continuing the 



tradition of sharing their cultures 
with the Clarion community. 

International students are 
always willing to present cultural 
programs to school and 
community groups.. 



MMA invades New York 



Approximately fifteen Clarion 
Music Marketing Association 
students traveled to New York 
City earlier this month. 

After the six hour drive, the 
students unloaded the vans at the 
Holiday Inn in New Jersey and 
headed off to the "Big Apple." 
Their first tour was at the 
Carnegie Music Hall. On an 
hour-long tour, a guide showed 
the students all around the 
magnificent building, explaining 
how it was built, who built it, 
and how much it cost to renovate 
the building in the 1980's. 

After dinner, the students went 
to Greenwich village, where 
New York University is located. 



They could eat at the various 
restaurants or shop till they 
dropped. 

The last day, the students got 
the experience of watching the 
Broadway musical "Tommy." 
The two-hour long show kept the 
students on their toes. After the 
musical, the students headed for 
home. 

Clarion University students of 
any major are invited to join the 
Music Marketing Association. 
The only requirement is an 
active interest in the business of 
music. If you are interested in 
joining, please contact Dr. Lisa 
Johnson in the music office in 
Marwick-Boyd. 



To arrange future 
programs for fall 
1993, or for more 
information about the 
Clarion International 
Association, call the 
International 
Programs Office at: 

226-3382. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Students from South Asia learn about each other's culture 
during a multi-cultural program sponsored by CUIA. 



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-According to the Knoxville 
News-Sentinel, among the 
inquiries received by the sheriff's 
department in Oak Ridge, 
Tennessee, during the weekend 
of the "storm of the century" in 
March: One caller wanted to 
know how she'd know when the 
power came back on, and another 
wanted to know how come his 
power was off when he had just 
seen a car go by with its lights 
on. 

-In December, the New 
Zealand High Court reduced the 
sentence of Rugby League player 
Rudi Crichton, 21, from five 
months in jail to three. A lower 



court had found him guilty of 
deliberately grabbing another 
player's testicles during a game 
in July, hospitalizing him for a 
week. 

-In December, Boston Celtics 
basketball player Marcus Webb 
was placed on the disabled list 
with a fractured thumb, which he 
suffered as he was cracking his 
knuckles before a game at 
Sacramento. 

-In September, model Christie 
Brinkley told the New York 
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The biggest problem, she said, is 
a shortage of cattle. "I need to 
search high and low to find a 
herd. Then I rent the cattle for 
the weekend and bring them out 
and do a little cutting with 
them." 

-In March, Brad Wade, the 
boys' basketball coach for Pretty 
Prairie, Kansas High School, 
apologized for his behavior in a 
game the previous week. Before 
the game, Wade had forgotten to 
give the name of one of the 
Stucky twins (Jon or Jay — 
Wade wouldn't say which) to 
the official scorer; that meant 
that the player could not have 
played in the game without a 
penalty. When the twin who was 
in the game suffered an injury, 
Wade told the other twin to put 
on his brother's jersey and go in 
for him, hoping no one would 
notice. No one did, but Wade 
confessed later. 

-Waukesha, Wisconsin police, 
responding to a domestic 
disturbance in February, 
confronted a man in the dark; 
they thought he had a gun 
because they heard clicking 
sounds. A flashlight revealed 
that the weapon was a staple gun 
and that the man had shot several 
staples into his eyes. 

-Road and Track magazine 
mourned the death last October 
of its longtime contributing 
editor, Cyril Posthumus. Also in 
October, the U.S. Bankruptcy 
court in Oregon ruled in favor of 
two creditors in claims against 
the debtor, Burt G. Pohrman. 

-Recently, there have been 
several reports of grown men 
appearing in public wearing 
diapers and little else. Richard 
L. Beay, 26, was arrested in 



January in West Aliis, 
Wisconsin, after he asked a 
female high school student if she 
would change him. Danny R. 
Owns, 44, was released by police 
in Williamsburg, Kentucky, in 
February and told to scram — 
back home to Knoxville, 
Tennessee. After, reports in 
three states identified him as a 
recidivist. And a 52 year old 
man was stopped by police in 
Contoocook, New Hampshire, in 
March after being found in a 
parking lot wearing only a T- 
shirt and a disposable diaper 
(with duck designs on it.) 

-In November a Los Angeles 
jury convicted professional 
clown Terry ("Clownzo the 
Clown") Knutson of six counts 
related to his messy house and 
property, including "rodent 
harborage." Neighbors had 
complained for 15 years about 
the garbage, but Knutson was 
defiant: "Everything here has a 
purpose. My life doesn't need to 
be put in order." 

-In a 1992 issue of Sexual and 
Marital Therapy Journal, two 
therapists at the Institute of 
Psychiatry in London described 
"orgasmic reconditioning" they 
performed on their patient, 
George, age 20. They reported 
"partial" success in getting 
George to switch his 
masturbatory stimuli from the 
car or when squatting behind it 
while the engine was running. 
(Before that, George was 
sexually preoccupied with 
urination by dogs, children and 
women). 

-In January, New York 
Newsday reported that a 
"thriving" gun rental business 
was operating in a Brpoklyn 
housing project. According to 
police, the market price was $20 
a night for a 9 mm gun, but rose 
to $100 if the gun was used to 
shoot someone. 

-In October, San Francisco 
industrial chemist Merlyn 
Starley obtained a patent for 
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-Philip Middleton of Chantilly, 
Virginia, and his partner Richard 
Wooton are preparing to market 
a commode for dogs. The dog 
walks up stairs onto a platform 
over the toilet bowl, and squats 
down to use the Walk-Me-Not. 
And an inventor in Southern 
California recently began 
marketing the Puppy Didy diaper 
for dogs. 

-Police in El Ceerrito, 
California, have been seeking 
Aaron Levall Harris on suspicion 
of assault in January after two 
gunmen fled a crime scene. At 
the scene was an artificial 
eyeball with Harris' name on it, 
which police say might have 
fallen out during the escape. 
And in February in Jerusalem, a 
50-year-old man resisting arrest 
but finally cornered by police, 
took out his artificial eye and 
threw it at them. 

-In December, director Ken 
Anakin wrapped up work for an 
Italian production company's 
film that Anakin said will show 
the human side of Genghis 
Khan, the 13th-century Mongol 
warlord known for his cruelty. 
"The other side," said Anakin, 
"is more like a country boy with 
a peasant mentality." 

-Recently, two men 
improbably survived serious 
plunges: In March, in 
Minneapolis, Dieuliphete 
Mathieu walked away after his 
car fell 60 feet from Interstate 94 
down a limestone cliff, and in 
April Christopher Saggers, 26, 
fell from the 22nd story of an 
apartment house in Manchester, 
England, onto a parked car, and 
then walked away. 



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midweek. Emphasis over next few weeks 
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Wednesday. For luck: Jupiter's day, 
Thursday. 



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ARIES March 21 -April 20 

Actions taken in creative, speculative or 
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TAURUS April 21- May 21 

A home based creative enterprise could 
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GEMINI May 22 -June 21 

The vibrations are good to go after new 
opportunities opening in nearby places. 
CANCER June 22- July 23 

Circumstances and opportunities work 
together for you. Efforts are worthwhile 
LEO July 24 -August 23 

Mars planet of determination moves 
into your sign. Actions bring dividends. 
VIRGO August 24 - Sept 23 

Positive influences of Mars can help you 
develop a successful new course of action. 

LIBRA. Sept 24-Oct 23 

New position of Mars indicates benefits 
through social gatherings. Business affairs 
ma y thrive if you mix them wi th pleasure 
SCORPIO Oct 24-Nov 22 

Consider an alternate route to whatever 
destination you have in mind 
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An educational update brings a new 
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benefits. 

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Business and joint financial affairs might 
require a change of values or plans. 

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Movie: ** "A Time of Destiny" (1981 Timothy Hutton. 


Movie: ** "The Last Dragon" (1985) Taimak. PG-13' 


Movie: *** "77m" (1979, Drama) Piper Laurie NR' 


Movie: ***'/2 "California Suite" 


17 


Wrestling 


Up Close |Sr. PGA 


Cycling: Tour Dupont. 


Sportscenter I Stanley Cup Playoffs: Wales Conference Division Final. (Time Approximate) (Live) iBaseball 


Sportscenter 


NHL Tonight 


18 


Pyramid | Pyramid 


American Gladiators 


Denver Dino. iDinosaucers 


Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 


Murder, She Wrote g 


Movie: ** "Sunstroke" (1992, Suspense) Jane Seymour 


MacGyver "Passages " g 


Hitchhiker 


21 


(3:30) Movie: "Day-Earth' 


Bon Voyage ■" 


Movie: ** "Lena's Holiday (1990) Felicity Waterman. 


Movie: **'/? "Alien Nation 


1988) R' g Movie: ** "TurtleBeach" (1992) R' 


Movie: ** "The Guyver (1992) PG-13 g 


22 


(3:25) Movie: "Perry Msn 


Movie: *** "Crimes and Misdemeanors" (1989) PG-13 


Movie: **'/2 "The Cuttinq Edge" (1992) D.B Sweeney, 


Movie: ***Vi "Basic Instinct" (1992, Suspense) Michael Douglas. F 


Red Shoe 


"Gladiator" 


25 


Underdog 


Muppets 


Hey Dude (R)| Fifteen 


What You Do 


Crazy Kids 


Looney |Bullwinkle 


Get Smart |Van Dyke 


Dragnet |Lucy Show |M.T. Moore |M.T. Moore 


A. Hitchcock 


Superman 


F-Troop 


26 


I Anything 


Anything 


Jane Pratt 


Supermarket Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


L.A. Law 


Movie: ** "Always Remember 1 Love You" £1990^ 


Thirtysomething 


Mysteries 



FRIDAY EVENING MAY 7. 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



Movie: •»»'/; "Cousins" (1989) Ted Danson. PG-13' g 



Design. W. Cheers g 



Cur. Affair I Edition 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Goof Troop 



People Ct 



(2:30) Movie: 



Tom-Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



Newsg 



Cheers g 



Design. W. 



Oprah Winfre 



Newsg 



News 



Murphy B. 



Tiny Toon | Batman g 



News g 



JUL 

TBati 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



Movie: *• "Fire, Ice and Dynamite" (1990) 



Newsg 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House g 



News g 



Wrestling 



Movie: ** "The Last Dragon ' (1985) Taimak PG-13 



Pyramid 



(3:00) Movie: 



(3:00) Movie: 



Underdog 



Anything 



Pyramid 



Ch. Rag [Up Close 



American Gladiators 



Movie: **'/2 "My Blue Heaven" (1990) g 



Max Out 



What's Up? 



Wonder Yrs. 



NBC News 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Golden Girls 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Roger Moore. 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married... 



You Bet-Life 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Movie: »»» "Blue Steel" (1990) Jamie. Lee Curtis. R' q 



Family 



I Step by Step 



Secret Service (In Stereo) 



G. Palace 



G. Palace 



Dudley q 



Dudley g 



America's Most Wanted 



Secret Service (In Stereo) 



Movie: ***V2 "Some Like It Hot" (1959, Comedy) Jack Lemmon. 



Cycling 



Dinosaucers 



Getting By g I Where I Live 



Movie: "Visions of Murder" 



Design. W. 



Design. W. 



Sightings g 



Good Advice 



Good Advice 



Sightings O 



Movie: "Visions of Murder' 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



Movie: *• "Road House "(1989) Patrick Swayze. R' q 



20/20 g 



1993) Barbara Eden, g 



Bodies of Evidence g 



Bodies of Evidence q 



Mama 



Mama 



1993) Barbara Eden, g 



Sportscenter [Major League Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Live 



Movie: *»!/; "Sylvester" (1985) Richard Farnsworth. 'PG' 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Married.. 



Newsg 



Golden Girls 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Dark Justice (In Stereo) 



Edition 



Dark Justice 



Hunter 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Movie: **'/2 "International Velvet" (1978) 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Movie: **** "The Apartment" (1960) Jack Lemmon. 



Movie: **Vi "The Hunter" (1979) Steve McQueen. 'PG' 



Muppets 



Anything 



Hey Dude (R) I Fifteen 



Jane Pratt 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Movie: "Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel' 



Crazy Kids 



Shop- Drop 



Looney 



[BuHwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote q | Movie: *Vi "My Mom's a Werewolf" (1988, Comedy) 



Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Movie: »**V; "American Dream" (1990) 



Movie: *Vt "The Hitman" (1991) R 



Get Smart [Van Dyke 



LA. Law 



Dragnet 



Movie: ** "Love Crimes" (1991) R' 



Karatemania V: World Kickboxing Chmp. 



Lucy Show IM.T. Moore IM.T. Moore 



Movie: »* "Lucy & Desi: Before the Laughter" (1991) 



Movie: * "A Girls Guide to Sex" (1991) 



»» "Emmanuelle, the Joys of a Woman" 



Super Dave 



A. Hitchcock 



"The Silence of the Lambs 



Thirtysomething 



Superman 



F-Troop 



Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING MAY 8, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



(2:30) Movie: 



Sr PGA Golf 



4:30 5:00 



5:30 



Movie: »»• "My Girl" (1991) PG' q 



NBA Basketball Playoffs 



Wide World of Sports (Live) q 



Baseball 



Baseball 



PGA Golf: BellSouth Classic. (Live) q 



PGA GoW: BellSouth Classic. (Live) g 



(3:00) Movie: "Gremlins" I American Gladiators 



NBA Basketball Playoffs 



(2:30) Movie: "Int. Velvet 



Cheerieading I Sports 



(3:00) Movie: "Finest Hour' 



(3:00) Movie: 



(3:00) Movie: 



Can't on TV 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



Movie: »* "Her Alibi" (1989 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Next Gener 



Newsq 



NBC News 



Movie: »* 1 /2 "Sylvester" ^985) Richard Farnsworth. PG 



IndySOO 



Gossip! 



Brickyard 



B. Buddies 



Movie: * "Leonard Part 6" (1987) PG' g 



Auto Racing 



Swamp 



Cycling 



Beyond 



Comedy) Tom Selleck. PG' 



Ent Tonight | Family 



Hee Haw Silver 



Untouchables "Framed q 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! q |Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



Movie: "Daybreak " (1993, Drama) R' q 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



Movie: 



Movie: ••• "Lethal Weapon" (1987, Drama) Mel Gibson 



»* "Wild Orchid 2: Two Shades of Blue" (1991) 



Different World q 



Medicine Woman 



Medicine Woman 



Cops g I Cops (R) q 



Different World q 



Movie: *** "Picnic "(1956, Drama) William. Hokten. 



Empty Nest I Mad- You 



Commish "Sight Unseen' 



Sisters (In Stereo) q 



Movie: "Gunsmoke: The Long Ride" (1993, Western) q 



Movie: "Gunsmoke: The Long Ride" (1993, Western) q 



Code 3 q 



Empty Nest 



Code 3 (R) q [Catwalk "Flip Side" 



Mad- You [Sisters (In Stereo) g 



Movie: *»•» "Man on a Tightrope" (1953, Suspense) 



Sportscenter I Stanley Cup Playoffs: Wales Conference Division Final. (Time Approximate) (Live) iSpeedweek 



Quantum Leap g 



Movie: ** "Life Stinks" {W\) Mel Brooks 'PG-13 



Movie: **'/2 "Cocoon: The Return" (1988) Don Ameche. 



Arcade 



Moonlighting 



Freshmen I Salute 



Moonlighting 



Double Dare 



Movie: **Vi "Late for Dinner" (1991) PG' 



Guts 



Movie: * * * 



Doug 



iRugrats 



Who Will Love My Children?" (1983) 



Movie: ** "The Lightning Incident" (1991, Horror) Q 



Movie: »» "Flashback" (1990) Dennis Hopper. 'R' q 



Movie: **% "Beef <-'■;-!" (1988) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 



Clarissa [Roundhouse |Ren-StJmpy I You Afraid? 



Silk Stalkings "Soul Kiss" 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



11:30 12:00 



»•• "The Last Boy Scout" 
Design. W. I "Children" 



Saturday Night Live 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables "Framed q 



Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) lArsenio Hall 



News q [Saturday Night Live 



Movie: +*Vi "Happy New Year" (1987) 



Baseball I Sportscenter I Auto Racing 



Movie: * •Hollywood Hot Tubs" (1984) 



Movie: *Vi "No Safe Haven" (1989) R' [Movie: "Kickboxer" (1989) 



Foxworthy [Movie: ** "Dead On. Relentless II" (1991) 



Movie: *• "Mommie Dearesf" (1981, Drama) Fave Dunawav. 



Very Very Nick at Nite 



Hidden 



Lovelaughs (R) 



"In the Heat' 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING MAY 9, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



Dave 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



Movie: *»'/? "1941 "(1979, Comedy) John Belushi. PG 



Senior PGA Golf: Liberty Mutual Legends. (Live) q iNewTq 



NBA Basketball Playoffs 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



Movie: * "Second Sight "' (1989) PG' g 



ABC News Videos 



(3:00) PGA Golf: BellSouth Classic. (Live) g 



NBA Basketball Playoffs: First Round or Conference Semifinal 



Dinosaurs q 



(3:00) PGA Golf: BellSouth Classic. (Live) g 



Movie: *»' / ; Stanley & Ins" (1990, Drama 



NBA Basketball Playoffs 



(3:00) Movie: *** "Picnic" (1956, Drama) 



Brickyard 



Gossip! 



Road to Indianapolis 



Ten of Us Double T. 



Jane Fonda. 



Design. W. 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



Parker Lewis [Shaky G. 



NBA Basketball Playoffs: First Round or Conference Semifinal 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Movie: *** 



Day One q 



Home Alone" (1990) Macaulay Culkin. 'PG' 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



Murder, She Wrote g 



Murder, She Wrote g 



In Color 



iRocg 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



Movie: "Doctor Zhivago" (1965) The Bolshevik Revolution as experienced by a Russian doctor. PG 



Superbouts: All vs. Ellis 



Sister Sam 



Movie: ** "Coach" (1978) Cathy Lee Crosby. PG 



(3:00) Movie: "Mildred P. 



Can't on TV 



Disease 



Arcade 



Medicine 



Chris Cross 



Wild Side 



Family 



Ready or Not 



Fifteen 



Medical 



Two Dads 



Cycling 



Two Dads 



Movie: 



Baseball 



MacGyver (In Stereo) g 



Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" (1991) 



Movie: *** "Back to the Future Part II" (1989) PG' g 



Double Dare 



Medical 



Guts 



Medical 



Looney 



Physicians 



Looney 



Milestones 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



Movie: "The Tommyknockers" (1993) Jimmy Smits. q 



Movie: •»* "Lethal Weapon 3" (1992) Mel Gibson. R' 



Saturday Night Live Mother's Day (In Stereo) q 



Movie: "Labor of Love: The Arlette Schweitzer Story" g 



Movie: 'labor of Love: The Arlette Schweitzer Story" q 



Married... [Herman [Aretha Franklin: Duets "q 



Saturday Night Live Mother's Day (In Stereo) q 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Paid Prog. 



Newsq 



Cheers g 



Night Court 



12:00 



Hot Shots! 



Roggin's 



Cur. Affair 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Love Con. 



Paid Prog- 



Suspect 



Movie: •»** "Far From the Madding Crowd" (1967. Drama) Julie Christie. PG 



Major League Baseball: Cincinnati Reds at Houston Astros. From the Astrodome 



Movie: ** "Fatal Exposure" (1991) Mare Winningham. q ICounterstrike "Bad Guys 



Movie: "SnakeEater III... His Law" (1992) 



Movie: »* "Straight Talk" (1992) PG" q 



Nick News 



Jrnl. of Med. 



M.T. Moore 



Family 



M.T. Moore 



Cardiology 



Sportscenter 



Movie: *» 1 /2 "Grand Canyon" (1991) Danny Glover. R 



Silk Stalkings "Soul Kiss 



Movie: *•» "What About Bob?" (1991) Bill 



M.T. Moore 



Medicine 



M.T. Moore 



Ob/Gyn 



Donna Reed 



Family 



Murray. 'PG' 



Dragnet 



Paid Prog. 



Baywatch q 



FYlPitt. 



New WKRP 



"Zelly-Me" 



Baseball 



Hollywood 



Mississippi Masala" (1991) 



Mike Mac. 



A. Hitchcock 



Paid Prog. 



Kiss Me" 



Superman 



Paid Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING MAY 10, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



(3:30) Movie: »»Vz "Chapter Two" (1979) 



Design. W. 



Cur. Affair 



Cheers g 



Edition 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Goof Troop 



People Ct. 



Tom-Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) Movie: "Lovesick" 



Wrestling 



Pyramid [Pyramid 



Newsg 



Cheers g 



Design. W. 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



Movie: +** "Max Dugan Returns" (1983, Comedy) 'PG 



Newsg 



News 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Murphy B. 



Tiny Toon | Batman q 



News g 



News g 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House g 



Newsg 



Wonder Yrs. 



NBC News 



Movie: ••'/; "Swing Shift" (1984) Goldie Hawn. PG' 



Up Close iTh'breds 



American Gladiators 



Movie: »* 1 /; "Scorpio" (1973) Burt Lancaster. PG' 



(2:35) Movie: 



Underdog 



Anything 



Movie: ♦*'/; "Zelly and Me "(1988) PG' 



Muppets 



Anything 



Hey Dude (R)|Fifteen 



Jane Pratt 



Max Out 



Denver Dino. 



Cycling 



Dinosaucers 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Golden Girls 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! g 



7:30 



Yonkers 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married... 



You Bet-Life 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



Movie: "In the Heat of Passion" (1991) R 



FBI-Story 



Fresh Prince 



Shade 



Shade 



Detective 



Blossom g 



Bobg 



Bobg 



9:30 



10:00 



Skinheads: Race War 



Movie: 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



'The Tommyknockers" (1993) Jimmy Smits. g 



Movie: ** "Back in the U.S.S.R." (1992) 



For the Love of My Child: The Anissa Ayala Story" g 



Murphy B. 



Murphy B. 



Love & War 



Love a War 



Northern Exposure g 



Movie: •»+ "The Abyss" (1989, Science Fiction) Ed Harris, q 



Northern Exposure g 



Fresh Prince [Blossom g 



Movie: **V; "Young Guns of Texas" (1962, Western) 



I Mama 



"For the Love of My Child: The Anissa Ayala Story" g 



Movie: *»» "The Man With Two Brains "(1983) 'R 



Sportscenter [Stanley Cup Playoffs: Wales Conference Division Final. (Time Approximate) (Live) [Baseball 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



Movie: **» "The Buddy Holly Story" (1978) PG" 



Movie: *** "A Fistful of Dollars'' (1967) Clint Eastwood 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Crazy Kids 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



BuHwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote q IWWF: Monday Night Raw I Silk Stalkings (In SteTeoTa 






Movie: *»'/; "Wayne's World" (1992) [Movie: »» "The Guyver" (1992) 'PG-13 g 



Movie: **Vi "The Cutting Edge" (1992) D.B. Sweeney 



Get Smart [Van Dyke 



L.A. Law 



Dragnet [Lucy Show 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Married.. 



Newsg 



Golden Girls 



12:00 



"Road Hse." 



Nightline q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Sweating Bullets (In Stereo) 



Edition 



Bullets 



Hunter "The Contract" 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Movie: ***% "The Road Warrior" (1981) 



Sportscenter 



MacGyver "Humanity" q 



NHL Tonight 



Hitchhiker 



Movie: *» "Black Magic" (1992) PG-13 



»» "A Woman, Her Men and Her Futon' 



M.T. Moore [M.T. Moore 



Movie: »*» 1 /2 "The Day After" (1983) Jason Robards. 



A. Hitchcock 



Movie: "Sudden Impact" q 



Thirtysomething 



Superman 



F-Troop 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING MAY 11, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



(3:30) Movie: *** "Time Bandits" (1981) 



Design. W. Cheers g 



Cur. Affair Edition 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Goof Troop 



People Ct. 



Tom-Jerry 



Cur. Affair 



News g 



Cheers g 



Design. W. 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



7.00 



7:30 



Movie: •»• "Bite the Bullet" (1975, Western) Gene Hackman. PG 



Newsg 



News 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Murphy B. 



Tiny Toon 



Batman 



(3:30) Movie: "The Story on 



Newsg 



Wrestling 



Page One 



Pyramid 



(2 30) Movie: 



Pyramid 



Up Close 



News g 



News 



News 



Newsg 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Full House g 



Newsg 



Wonder Yrs. 



NBC News 



Movie: "Young Guns of Texas" (1962) 



NBA Today 



American Gladiators 



(2:30) Movie: "The Hustler 



Movie: +Vi "Don't Tell Her It's Me" (1990) 



Underdog 



Anything 



Muppets 



Anything 



Movie: *** "Not Without M\ 



Hey Dude (R) I Fifteen 



Jane Pratt 



Max Out 



Denver Dino. 



Cycling 



Dinosaucers 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! g 



Golden Girls 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married... 



You Bet-Life 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



Movie: "Daybreak" (1993, Drama) R' g 



Full House g [Mr. Cooper I Roseanne g 



9:30 



Dave 



Home Imp 



Academy of Country Music Awards (In Stereo Live) g 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



Movie: »'/2 "Bounty Tracker 



Hollywd Palace 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) g 



Class of '96 (In Stereo) g 



Movie: "With Hostile Intent" (1993, Drama) Mel Harris, q 



Movie: "With Hostile Intent" (1993, Drama) Mel Harris, q 



1968: The 25th Anniversary [Mama 



Mama 



Movie: »»'/2 "Enigma" (1982) Martin Sheen. PG' 



Academy of Country Music Awards (In Stereo Live) □ 



Movie: »» 1 /2 "In Love and War (1958) Robert Wagner. 



(1992)'NR' 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Married.. 



Newsg 



11:30 



Tom Arnold 



Golden Girls 



12:00 



"Demonic" 



Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Forever Knight (R) 



Edition 



Hunter 



[For. Knight 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Movie: »*% "The Buddy System" (1984) 



Sportscenter [Stanley Cup Playoffs: Campbell Conference Division Final. (Time Approximate) (Live) I Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Movie: »'4 V/6es"(1988, Comedy) Cyndi Lauper. 'PG' 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) Murder, She Wrote g [Boxing: Tony Green vs. Francisco Segura. (Liv? 



f Daughter" (1991) PG-13 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Crazy Kids 



Shop-Drop 



Movie: ** "He's My Gy/"(1987) T.K. Carter. PG-13' 



Movie; »'/? "Ring of Fire' (1991, Drama) (In Stereo) 'R' | Movie: » 1 /z "Mikey "(1991) Brian Bonsall. 



MacGyver "Tough Boys" g [Hitchhiker 



Looney 



BuHwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Get Smart [Van Dyke 



L.A. Law 



Movie: •» "Round Trip to Heaven" (1992, Comedy) R 



Dragnet [Lucy Show IM.T. Moore [M.T.Moore 



Movie: •»» "A Stoning in Fulham County" (1988) 



Red Shoe 



A. Hitchcock 



** "Meet the Applegates 



Movie: "True Believer" R' 



Thirtysomething 



Superman 



F-Troop 



Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING MAY 12, 1993 




4:00 4:30 5:00 5:30 


6:00 


6:30 7:00 7:30 


8:00 8:30 9:00 


9:30 


10:00 


10:30 


11:00 11:30 12:00 


2 


(3 15) Movie: **** "The Last Emperor" (1987) 'PG-13 


Life Stories 


Movie: *'/ 2 "Let It Ride" (1989) PG-13' 


Movie: "All 1 Want for Christmas" (1991) 


Peter 


Crypt Tales 


Dream On q 


** "Wild Orchid 2: Two Shades of Blue" 


4 


Design. W. ICheers g 


Newsg 


Newsq 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy g 


Ent. Tonight 


Wonder Years q 


Home Imp 


Coach g 


Best of Barbara Walters 


Newsq 


Golden Girls | Nightline q 


6 


Cur. Affair J Edition 


Cheers g 


News 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Fortune 


Unsolved Mysteries (R) g 


Seinfeld g 


Seinfeld g 


Law A Order "Manhood" g 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Design. W. 


Murphy B. 


News 


CBS News 


Golden Girls 


Married... 


How'd They Do That? g 


In the Heat of the Night g 


48 Hours (In Stereo) g 


News 


Dangerous Curves 


8 


Donahue (In Stereo! g^ 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Newsg 


CBS News 


You Bet-Life 


How'd They Do That? g 


In the Heat of the Night g 


48 Hours (In Stereo) g 


Newsg 


Edition | Curves 


10 


Goof Troop 


Tom-Jerry 


Tiny Toon [Batman q 


Full House g 


Wonder Y. 


Roseanne g 


Married... 


Beverly Hills, 90210 g 


Melrose Place (In Stereo) q 


Mama |Mama 


Married... 


Hunter 


11 


People Ct. 


Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


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The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 Page 21 







Skovera at top ofDiv. II in hitting 

Clarion wins three of four in 'weird week 1 



by Jon Q. Sitter 
Sports Editor 



"It was a weird day," said head 
coach Rich Herman of the 
Clarion University baseball 
team's doubleheader sweep of 
California on Saturday. 

The sweep ended a week in 
which the Golden Eagles won 
three of four, in playing a 
spoiler's role, against PSAC- 
West rivals. 

In game one on Saturday, 
senior Marty Valentic pitched a 
three-hit shutout, striking out 
four in a Clarion 7-0 road win. 

For his performance, in 
allowing only five baserunners 
in seven innings, Valentic was 
named the PSAC "Pitcher of the 
Week." 

This game's "weird" stat was 
how Clarion scored. The Golden 
Eagles scored three runs in the 
third inning against host Cal 
after starting a rally with no one 
on and two out. They started the 
same kind of rally, with nobody 
on base and two outs in the fifth, 
scoring two more runs. Marc 
Keller had three ribbies during 
the two out rallies. 

Senior Johnny Shedd hit a 
rocket home run in the sixth. 

John Quahliero, Andy 
Workinger and Keller all had 
two hits in the win. 

Clarion's game two win, 8-4, 
proved to be another weird one. 

In the top of the third, with 
runners on first and third, 
Workinger coaxed the count to 
three balls, no strikes. "I haven't 
given a green light on 3 and in 
two or three years," said 
Herman. But he did on this day 
and Workinger hit a pea, a three- 
run home run to put Clarion up 
4-0. 

Another "weird one" happened 
when, in the bottom of the third, 
on starting pitcher Brian 
Wojtalik's third pitch of the 
inning, a ball in the dirt bounced 
up and hit the ump in the temple. 
It completely knocked him out, 
forcing a delay. When play 
resumed , Wojtalik wasn't warm 
and gave up three home runs 
before being yanked, and the 
score was suddenly tied at 4-4. 

Ryan Bauer came on in relief 
and tossed 4+ innings of shutout 



ball to earn the win. 

Clarion broke away in the 
seventh inning with four runs 
keyed by two triples and a 
double. 

Quahliero started off the inning 
with a single. Coach Herman 
gambled again in that inning 
after Bret Houy fouled back an 
attempted sacrifice bunt. He 
called off the bunt in a meeting 
with Houy down the third base 
line by saying, "I can just see a 
gap shot." Houy obliged by 
doubling to left-center, knocking 
in two runs. Keller followed 
with a triple, scoring Houy. 



Keller scored the eighth run on a 
wild pitch. 

Brian Popovich went three for 
three and Tim Stimmell went 
three for four on the day. 
Workinger had three rbi's. 

The Golden Eagle offense 
mustered 22 hits on the day in 
playing spoiler against Cal, who 
was in a second place battle with 
IUP. 

The victories gave Clarion 
their second and third wins in a 
row and set them at 13-18 
overall on the season (7-11 in 
conference). 

On April 22, the Eagles split 



against a nationally ranked 
Slippery Rock squad. 

The Rock scored four unearned 
runs in the first inning off starter 
Jason Rafalski and held on for a 
4-2 win. 

Rafalski struck out The Rock's 
Gross, who is nationally ranked 
offensively, in the inning for 
what would have been the third 
out if an error hadn't been made 
earlier. Instead, The Rock rallied 
for four runs to take a 4-0 lead. 

Rafalski settled down to shut 
out The Rock the rest of the way, 
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of first in the contest. 

Clarion chipped away but 
Slippery Rock turned two key 
double plays, and the Eagles fell 
two runs short. 

Houy and freshman Jason 
Knight contained the nationally 
ranked offense in game two to 
take a 6-3 victory. 

A six-run sixth inning keyed 
the triumph. 

Shedd, Quahliero and Kurt 
Pannier all reached base to load 
them up for Workinger, who 
walked to force in the first run. 

"I think that run began to rattle 
The Rock," said Herman. "No 
one likes to walk a man with the 
bases loaded." 

After Workinger's rbi pass, 
Keller added a two-run double to 
give CUP a 3-2 advantage. 
Skovera followed that with 
another two-run double, this one 
off of the wall, to give Clarion a 
three-run lead. 

Skovera also scored in the 
inning to put the game away. 

Clarion currently stands in 
fourth place in the PS AC -West 
conference. 

"We've played the spoiler's role 
well," said Herman. "We've 
battled our way out of the 
bottom (of the conference), 
hopefully we can keep it going 
over the last two doubleheaders." 

Junior shortstop Dave Skovera 
remains in the top spot in hitting 
in the conference and in the 
nation in Division II, with a .472 
average. 

Clarion has two doubleheaders 
remaining, hosting Mercyhurst 
today at 2 p.m. and Lock Haven 
on May 1. 



"Golden 
Eagle" seniors 

Brett Hotiy-44 
Brian Popovich- 11 
J.Rosenberger-4 
John Shedd~13 
Mark Spohn- 21 
Mart Valentic-17 
Brian Wbjtalik-5 
Andy Workinger-34 



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Golden Eagle Softball team goes for April 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 

If one positive note came out 
of Clarion's latest setback to Cal, 
it was that a long, disappointing 
season had mercifully come to a 
close. The Eagles suffered their 
sixteenth consecutive blemish 
and watched their 6-3 early- 
season Florida record plummett 
to a dismal 6-19 mark to close 
out 1993. 

Clarion hoped an April 22 
confrontation with Edinboro 
would reverse its fortunes. It 
only took nine innings for the 
Fighting Scots to dispell any 
upset thoughts the Eagles may 
have had. 

Edinboro outscored Clarion 
27-1 in the twinbill. Lesley 
Croston, Gerri Condo, and Leslie 
Schattauer laced two hits a piece, 
but it was far from enough. 

The very next day, the Golden 
Eagles' fortunes changed for the 
better in a meeting with Slippery 
Rock. 

The Eagles wasted no time in 
showing that they were here to 
play. Leading off the first 
inning, Meghan Kelly roped a 
double. The very next hitter, 
centerfielder Sarah Pitney, 
followed with a bee-bee of her 
own, and Clarion led 1-0. 

After the Rockets tied the 



score in the third, Kelly went to 
work in the bottom half of the 
frame. 

The Eagle shortstop blasted a 
one ball-two strike offering into 
the power alley in left-center. 
Two baiters later, Schattauer 
drove her home with a base- 
knock of her own. 

Janine Hayward was pitching 



masterfully until disaster struck 
in the fifth. Slippery Rock 
bunched together four hits in the 
inning, and Clarion was playing 
from behind once again, 3-2. 

It did not take long for the 
Eagles to answer. This time it 
was Pitney who provided the 
spark. She led off the Clarion 
half of the fifth with a solid 




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single to center. Then she let her 
speed take over. Pitney alertly 
advanced to second on a passed 
ball and then swiped third one 
pitch later. Heather Hurst 
swatted a double that scored 
Pitney and the game was knotted 
at three. 

Seven innings could not decide 
this one, and fans were treated to 
free softball. In the eighth, 
Slippery Rock pushed across a 
run to beat the Eagles and, 
despite a gallant effort, the 
Clarion losing streak increased 
to 13. 

Game two provided the same 
excitement and intensity as the 
first one. 

Kelly singled and scored in the 
first to vault the Eagles ahead 
once again. Danene Brown led 
off the second the same way and 
Clarion led 2-0. 

After Slippery Rock tied the 
game at three, the Eagles put 
together a rally in the fifth. 
Janine Rodkey started the surge 
with a base hit up the middle. 
Pitney then peeked her head into 
yet another Clarion rally. She 
served a single to right field and 
the Eagles had gold on the 
corners with only one out. 
Schattauer refused to leave them 
stranded. 

The Eagle clean-up hitter 
lambasted a double that plated 



both Rodkey and Pitney. It was 
her third run driven on the day, 
and it placed Clarion in front 5- 
4. 

Once again Clarion could do 
nothing but watch their late- 
inning lead vanish. Slippery 
Rock pushed across two runs on 
three hits in the sixth, and they 
had reclaimed the lead 6-5. 

The Eagles' wings were 
tattered, yet they refused to fall 
quietly. Again it was Pitney 
serving as the catalyst as she led 
off the seventh with a single. 
Two outs and two walks later, 
the bags were loaded. It was not 
to be. Gerri Condo was forced 
out at second on a fine defensive 
play, and the beat went on. 

Catching the Eagles as they 
tried to rebound from two 
consecutive heartbreakers, was 
the Mercyhurst Lakers. The rain 
postponed game two, but a Laker 
typhoon swept through Clarion 
in game one, 12-2. Hayward and 
Brown each contributed two hits 
apiece in the calamity. 

California was the last team 
Clarion would face in '93, and 
the Eagles were hoping to 
salvage something from an 
otherwise lost season. The 
Vulcans did not seem to care. 

Clarion finished the year with 
an 0-10 mark in the conference 
and a 6-19 record overall. 



Harper, Giles qualify for PSAC's 

Track team comes of age at Youngstown State 



by Ben Vessa 

As sistant Sports Editor 

Carl Lewis, Edwin Moses,... 
Kevin Harper? 

In last year's Pennsylvania 
State Athletic Conference Track 
and Field Championships held at 
Millersville University, speed 
demon Kevin Harper scored all 
of Clarion's team points by 
winning the 800. 

Harper has begun the 1993 
campaign the same way he 
ended in '92; by dusting the 
competiton . 

Youngstown State University 
was the site of Harper's latest 
conquest; a third place finish in 
the 200 and a invitation to the 
1993 PS AC Championships. 

Harper's time of 22.41 was 
only the beginning of what 
proved to be an impressive 
display of athleticism by the 
Golden Eagles. 

The 400 relay team of Harper, 
"Boo" Harrison, Ric Giles and 
Alim Kamara put together a 



season best time of 43.4, beating 
the time they set at the Clarion 
Open of 44.2. Giles and 
Harrison were not finished there. 
Giles saw an oppurtunity to 
qualify for PSAC's in the 100 
and seized it by blazing a path of 
10.88 seconds. Not to be 
outdone, Harrison ran the 500 in 
a time oF^.2 and just missed 
his own personal RSVP to the 
conference championships. 

The Golden Eagles' mastery in 
running events is not the lone 
Clarion strength in '93. 
Likewise, the Golden Eagle 
football team is not the only 
sports team to grace the track 
squad with talent. 

The CUP wrestling team has 
also implanted its lasting 
impression on this unit. Dan 
Payne, who wrestled at both the 
177 and 190 pound weight 
classes this past season, heaved 
the javelin 131' 5" at 
Youngstown. Also jumping 
from the mat to the field, 
literally, is 190 pounder Tiny 



Anderson. Anderson soared to 
an incredible distance of 41.1 in 
the triple jump at YSU. 4 

Speaking of strength, discus 
thrower Mike Rosensteel, who 
qualified for PSAC's at the 
Clarion Open last week, 
continued his monopoly on the 
discus leader board. Rosensteel 
fired the saucer 130 feet as the 
rest of the field complained in 
regards to his blatant violation 
of the Sherman Antitrust Act . 

The women's track team 
continues to impress coach Ron 
Wiser day in and day out, 
especially Lynn Baluh. Baluh, 
fresh off her 31 foot -three inch 
gravity-defying triple jump at 
Clarion, performed her best 
Deion Sanders impression by 
going to a completely different 
event, the 800 meter, and coming 
in with a time of 2:42. 

Third year head coach Ron 
Wiser will have his men and 
women geared up for the PSAC 
Championships. "I really look 
for us to place in the upper half 



at the PSAC's. That's our game 
plan," Wiser said, "And I 
believewere really catching up to 
the other PSAC teams." The 



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Shippensburg University 
from May 13 through May 15. 



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The Clarion Call - 4-29-93- Page 23 

to slow down Pens 



Stories courtesy of 
Associated Press 



Penguins Advance 

(Pittsburgh) -- O.K., so they're 
not perfect after all. 

The Pittsburgh Penguins have 
lost once in their last 22 games. 
They were beaten once in the 
Patrick Division semifinals by 
the New Jersey Devils, but they 
still won their ninth consecutive 
playoff series and now await 
either the New York Islanders or 
Washington Capitals. 

What will it take to beat the 
Penguins; not just in one or two 
games, but in an entire series? 
What will it take to beat what 
some in hockey say is the perfect 
team? 

Simple, the New Jersey Devils 
say. Perfection. The Devils' Ken 
Daneyko says, "You can't make 
too many mistakes against 
them." He says the Penguins 
"capitalize on mistakes better 



than anybody." 

Still, the Devils have stumbled 
onto something in the final three 
games of the five-game series. 
The Devils' strategy of getting in 
the faces of the Penguins' stars, 
of relentlessly clutching, 
grabbing, clawing and frustrating 
Mario Lemieux and company 
was surprisingly effective. After 
being outscored 13-3 in the first 
two games, the Devils and 
Penguins played to a 10-10 tie 
over the next three, but 
Pittsburgh won twice by rallying 
from a one goal deficit in the 
third period. 

The Penguins are still 12 
victories away from winning a 
third straight Stanley Cup, yet 
many in hockey already are 
saying they can't be beaten. 
They still must win two more 
series; one against another 
division team that knows them 
all too well, the other against 
Buffalo, Montreal or Quebec, all 
teams with enough firepower to 
pull off an upset. 



Players Investments 

(Pittsburgh)-- A federal grand 
jury indicted a Florida couple on 
mail fraud charges connected to 
their representation of 
professional football players. 

Among those players were 
Dermontti Dawson and John 
Jackson of the Pittsburgh 
Steelers. 

Joseph Senkovich Jr. and his 
wife Karen Senkovich, both of 
Ocala, were charged in a 29 
count indictment on Tuesday. 
The couple is charged with 
mailing fraudulent financial 
statements to the players. The 
indictment says the statements 
did not reflect that the couple 
was using money from the 
player's accounts to invest in 
stocks, options, trading and a 
horse farm. Authorities say the 
NFL players the Senkoviches 
represented lost more than $300 
thousand. 



Heart Run 

(Danville)- The stepfather of a 
girl born with heart disease ran 
280 miles through rain, sleet and 
hail to help raise one million 
dollars for a children's heart 
hospital in Danville. 

Caroll Miser almost called it 
quits after power lines and trees 
fell across the road near Jersey 
Shor,e, but the 41 year old 
oilfield worker arrived in 
Danville Tuesday with a red face 
and glistening with sweat 15 
days after leaving Erie's Perry 
Square. 

Miser stopped in front of the 
steel girders of the Children's 
Heart Center at Geisinger 
Medical Center for a ceremony. 
He said pledges from his run 
would go toward completing the 
hospital. 

Geisenger spokesman Robert 
Bomboy said approximately six 
to eight thousand dollars had 
been pledged. 



NCAA signing* 

(Philadelphia) - 6' 11" center 
Keon Clark of Danville, Illinois 
has signed a letter of intent to 
play basketball at Temple 
University. Clark averaged 13 
points and nine rebounds for 
Danville High School in Eastern 
Illinois, which finished this 
season with a 28-6 record. 
(West Lafayette, Indiana)-- 
Purdue assitant men's basketball 
coach Tom Reiter resigned to 
accept a head coaching position 
at Washington and Jefferson 
College, an NCAA Division III 
school in Washington, PA. 
Reiter had been an assistant at 
Purdue for seven years. 

Early NFL signings 

(Durham, NH)- University of 
New Hampshire defensive back 
Greg Lewis agreed to a contract 
with the Philadelphia Eagles. 
Terms were not disclosed. 



Sports Opinion 



Is there any honor to making the playoffs ? 



by Ben Vessa 
Assistant Sports Editor 



The elegance of the summer 
season is approaching. Yes, the 
beautiful sound of birds chirping, 
the romance of star-gazing while 
walking under the moon, the 
elegant fragrance of flowers in 
full bloom... the NHL playoffs? 

That's right, the National 
Hockey League playoffs could 
possibly run through the first 
week of June. What could be 
more silly than an indoor sport 
played on ice lasting until June? 

The NBA is a strong answer. 
The National Basketball 
Association holds its playoffs 
from the end of April until the 
latter part of June as well. Why? 
Is it necessary to include the 
Indiana Pacers and Los Angeles 
Clippers in the playoffs? Will 



one of these teams make the 
difference in determining the 
eventual champion? 

There is no real satisfaction to 
qualifying for the playoffs when 
more teams make them than 
don't, only embarassment in 
missing them. 

In 1991, the NHL took 16 of 
its 21 teams to the postseason. 
Hardly an honor worth hanging a 
banner over. The NBA takes 16 
squads as well, which may lead 
one to believe that these 
leagues, through their elongated 
playoff formats, are pursuing 
financial gain rather than a batde 
for athletic supremacy. 

Professional football is a 
smidgen better in this regard in 
that it takes only 12 out of 28 
teams to its postseason. Still 
that's almost half. 

The only sport with a playoff 



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format worth playing a regular 
season over is Major League 
Baseball. 

I've heard it all too many 
times, "the baseball season 
goes on forever." Indeed it 
does, but the playoffs don't. 
Baseball is the only sport 
where finishing in first place 
actually means something. 
Making the playoffs is actually 
worthy of prestige, it's worthy 
of hanging a banner. Win the 
division, go to the playoffs. 
Don't win the division, sit at 
home and watch that grueling, 
seven game Norris Division 
playoff between Toronto and 
Minnesota. 

Now it seems that the power 
of the dollar has wrapped its 
merciless arms around baseball 
as well. A new proposal 
which is almost certain to be 
adopted, would realign the 
divisions much like that of 
football. Three divisions per 



league (east, central and west), 
two consisting of five teams and 
one consisting of four. The 
proposed playoff format would 
double the number of 
representatives to the postseason. 
Each division winner would 
advance with the team sporting 
the best record among non- 
division winners appearing as a 
wild-card representative. 

Supporters of the proposal 
frolic over the additional sites 
where a playoff atmosphere can 
now be experienced. Instead of 
taking four teams to the 
postseason, now eight cities are 
subjected to the excitement. 

Sure eight out of 28 advancing 
isn't as bad as 16 of 21, but it 
could get there. That's 
essentially what I'm afraid of. 
Eight will turn into 12, 12 will 
turn into 16, and the one sport 
where the regular season is worth 
playing, will be no more. 

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with the ultimate goal of making 
the playoffs. For some, its a 
more reasonable goal than for 
others. Nevertheless, there are 
other ways to help these inferior 
teams experience the playoff 
atmosphere than simply handing 
them a berth. 

There is proof that a team which 
handles its early draft selections 
well can waltz into the playoffs 
needing no assistance 
whatsoever. Allowing weaker 
teams to play a weaker schedule 
has also been known to help in 
this regard. Major League 
Baseball allows the last place 
team in the league the first shot 
in claiming a player off of the 
waiver wire. Alone, these 
aspects to piecing together a 
champion may seem trivial, but 
put them all together and a 
championship could be lurking in 
the mist. Just ask the Dallas 
Cowboys. 

Maybe, this playoff format will 
work better for Major League 
Baseball. Maybe, additional 
playoff games will add to the 
excitement of the sport. My fear 
is that baseball in December will 
soon be as commonplace as 
hockey in June. 



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Page 26 - The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 

Sports Spotlight 



Sports Information Department always striving for perfection 



byJonQ.Sitler 
Sports Editor 



Togetherness, integrity and 
dedication are three words that 
come to mind when describing 
the Clarion University Sports 
Information Department. 

Togetherness in the fact that 
the Sports Information Director, 
his two assistants and six work 
study students are always 
picking up the slack for one 
another. The only way the office 
works is to rely on each other. 

Over the years, the department 
has always stood for integrity. 
No matter who reports an event, 
it is reported exactly the way it 
happened. 

Dedication towards their jobs 
and the goal for constant 
perfection. . . 

The above are the three 
watchwords of Sports 



Information Director Rich 
Herman and his two assistants, 
Nick Neupauer and Joe Kvak, in 
describing their Sports 
Information department. 

"Dedication at times, on 
Football Mondays and 
Basketball Mondays, is pushed 
to the limit, however," said 
Neupauer. 

But who can blame them? The 
staff never really knows what 
kind of day they are going to 
have. Busy or not. 

In either case, the staff can 
always be counted on to provide 
a basic package for all Clarion 
University sports. They take 
care of all pre-season release 
information, as well as handle all 
game results throughout the year. 
Under this package, they also 
take care of pre-PSAC 
championship releases, compile 
final team stats and even send 



out hometown releases for 
athletes. 

For the scholarship sports of 
Clarion University, the SI 
package begins to increase. It 
now might cover direct-event 
statistics for post-game release, 
All-America promotions, All- 
Conference promotions and 
feature releases. 

It is definitely not a one man 
job over at Sports Information, 
but Herman didn't get the 
position of Sports Information 
Director without being able to 
handle responsibility. 

Herman graduated from Point 
Park College in 1976 with a 
Bachelor of Science degree in 
Communications. 

He worked at different places 
for three years before returning 
to graduate school at Edinboro in 
1979. This is where he got 
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and public relations, and he 
liked it. 

He never did graduate from 
Edinboro because he was offered 
the Clarion job of Sports 
Information Director. 

So, in August of 1980, he came 
to Clarion and he is now 
finishing his 13th year. 

Herman's other titles include 
the conference SID for football 
(since 1985), the voice of 
Golden Eagle wrestling (radio), 
vice-chair for a college 
publications contest nationwide 
for COSIDA and he also serves 
as the Clarion University 
baseball coach. 

"The SID has a more 
responsible position here, but the 
only way all of this gets done is 
with the whole staff working 
together," said Herman. "One 
person can't do it all, the 
graduate assistants carry a big 
part of the load. They have 
similar jobs to that of a Sports 
Information Director." 

Both SED assistants, Neupauer 
and Kvak, have appreciated their 
experience at the Sports 
Information Department. 

They both agree that the job 
has given them a lot of 
opportunities. 

"My experience in this job 
could take me straight into 
public relations, training and 
development, I could be an SID 
or go back into sports writing," 
said Neupauer. 



Kvak said that he's met a lot of 
people, which makes for a lot of 
connections. He said the job has 
improved his communication 
skills, writing skills and feel of 
how a sports team is run. 

Herman says he tries to treat 
his assistants as if they were a 
full-time SID, not being afraid to 
give them added responsibility. 
"It helps them learn and 
improves relations and publicity 
for Clarion University," said 
Herman. 

Herman said that you can't put 
a value on what these guys 
(Neupauer and Kvak) do for 
Clarion, with hometown 
releases, etc. 

"People don't really realize 
the amount of work being done 
by two graduate assistants and 
six work study students," said 
Herman. 

And in this job, the work must 
be perfect. "If you don't strive 
for perfection , what else is 
there?" said Herman. "A person 
should do the absolute best he or 
she can do, without that drive, 
this job cannot be done. For 24 
hours a day, we at least try to be 
perfect." 

It was pointed out that student 
workers often argue amongst 
themselves over a yard rushing 
or an assist. You know there's 
dedication around the office 
when student workers are 
striving so hard for perfection. 

If not perfect, close. 



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Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

'Don't blame me. I'm not their mother. 



"When the going 
gets weird, the 
weird turn pro. " 



-Dr. Hunter S. Thompson 



Debbie Huffman 

Managing Editor 

I like to go off on everything fresh, and then 

chill." 




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Alan Vaughn 

News Editor 

"All the news that's fit to print, and most 

of the news that isn't." 




Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

"How'd this funky brown puke get in my 

Nuclear Nikon FR-7 auto winder. " 




Tara Sheasley 

Ad Design 

"Do whatever you want, just don't put 

your **** garbage all over my desk." 




Dan Parrish 

Features Editor 

"After graduation, I hope to pursue my 

dream of getting in News of the Weird" 




Jim Say 

Copy and Design Editor 

"Striving to make full use of the Dan 

Quayle Dictionary(e)." 



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Bill Bucek 

Advertising Manager 

"Hard work, dedication, and a relentless 

up and at 'em attitude. Wish I had it." 



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Jon Q. Sitler 

Sports Editor 

"Shut up and write the article, Ben." 



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Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

"If it absolutely has to be there 

overnight." 




Ted Howard 

Business Manager 

"My business is none of yours." 



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Clarion Call's 1992-1993 
Advisors and Assistants 

Dave Gmys- Layout Advisor 

Rodney Sherman- Assistant 
News Editor 

Ben Vessa- Assistant Sports 
Editor 

Scott Dillon- Assistant 
Photography Editor 



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Mr. Arthur J. Barlow 

Faculty Advisor to the Clarion Call 

"A classic case of the blind 

leading the blind." 




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Sales & Sen ices 



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Professional Sterilization 
Fine lines and coverups. Choose from 50 
colors. Located in Sligo, PA, 10 miles 
south of Clarion. Call for appointments 
after 5:00 p,m. 358-2715. 

Need carpet for your dorm or apartment 
next year? Call 226-0618. Chair for sale 
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Need a place to store your stuff over the 
summer? Call Heather for details at 
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Utilities included, furnished. Call 226- 
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Remodeled 2 and 3 bedroom mobile 
homes for rent available for summer, fall 
and spring '94. Call 227-2800. 



Nice houses and apartments available for 
summer 1993. Evenings 226-8617. 



Nice houses and apartments available for 
fall 1993. Evenings 226-8617. 



Nice, clean apartment for 4. One-and-a- 
half blocks from campus on Wood Street. 
$750/semester/person including heat. One 
year lease. May to May. 226-7171 



For rent sleeping room only. Very near 
college campus. Female students only. 
For summer semesters and fall semester. 
For more information call 226-5647. 



Apartment for rent. HUD approved. 226- 
7091 



Summer rentals -$600 for both 5 week 
sessions. 1—4 students. Furnished and 
utilities included. 226-7092 



Apartment for rent: for 1 or 2 people, for 
summer or all year. Very nice, close to 
campus. Call 227-2781 or 226-2455. Ask 
for Kurt. 



Summer apartments, one block from 
campus. One to four people occupancy. 
Leave message at 226-5917. 



Apartments- summer, 2 to 4 students- 
$350. 226-9279 



Apartments: Fall and Spring, 4 students, 
$750plus-226-9279. 



New apartments for rent. Two, three or 
four students. Call (814) 354-2992. 



Three bedroom house close to campus. 
Summer, fall and spring of '93-'94. Call 
(814)772-9094. 



Apartments for fall and spring, also for 
summer. Call 797-1201. 



Two people, $600 all summer. Furnished, 
washer and dryer. Close to campus Rick 
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Furnished apartment for rent near campus 
for non-smoking students. All utilities 
included. 226-7997 



A small apartment for 1 or 2 female non- 
smoking students for summer sessions 
only. Call 226-9158 after 5:00. 



New York, New York-it's THE CITY of 
job opportunity and I'm looking for a few 
driven and dedicated roommates to cut the 
costs of living there starting sometime in 
1994. Call John at 227-2470. 



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Announcements 



To be your voice, we must hear your 
voice." --1993 Student Senate 



Wanted: tickets for graduation ceremony 
(10:00 a.m.). Will pay!! Call 227-2467 ask 
for Ted. 



Personals 



To the first floor "Givan Gang" -I can't 
believe it's been three years! I will miss 
you guys next year! Especially you, 
roomie! Luv ya Stacey! Amy G. 



To the sisters of AlA: The mixer was fun, 
the Penguins won and everyone had a 
great time. We'll have to do it again soon. 
Delta Chi 



To the sisters of AIT: The brothers of 
Delta Chi would like to thank you for the 
efforts you put forth on our philanthropy. 
We couldn't have done it without you. 



Delta Chi would like to thank everyone 
who participated and donated to the 
Special Olympics "Swing Thing." 



Delta Chi would like to wish everyone a 
safe and happy summer. 



Delta Chi wishes the best to seniors Tim 
Falso, Al Redfoot, Henry Howells and 
Dan Parrish. Good luck in the "real 
world." We're glad you are our brothers. 



Thanks to the ladies of Theta Phi Alpha 
for the mixer and carwash. We'll have to 
do it again next year because the guys 
demand a boxer rematch (girls included). 



Congratulations to the Delta Zeta Spring 
'93 pledge class. You are finally 
neophytes. Keep up the good work. You're 
almost done. Love the sisters of Delta Zeta 



KDR, TKE, and Zeta's thanks for the great 
double mixer. We'll have to do it again 
soon. Love Delta Zeta 



Tri-Sigma would like to thank our 
graduating seniors for their years of 
dedication. Good luck to : Traci Shields, 
Lisa Recker, Lori Heistand, Deb Archer, 
Mary Kay Franko, Mamie McCluskey, 
Michelle Smith, Cheryl Benninghoff, Sue 
Caretti, and Donna Marsh. We're going to 
miss all of you. 



Holly, Great job in the play. You're a star! 
See ya on Broadway! Love, your D Phi E 
Sisters 



John Pulver-Thank you for being a 
wonderful Teddy Bear. We'll always 
consider you a sweetheart. Love, Phi 
Sigma Sigma 



Congratulations to our new Teddy Bear, 
Dan Swanson. We love you! The sisters of 
Phi Sigma Sigma 



Marianne- You have been the GREATEST 
big! Good luck—I'll miss you! Always 
remember-your little loves you! At love 
and especially mine, Jen 



Susan-I don't know where to begin! We 
have been through so much! Clarion won't 
be the same for me once you're gone! I'll 
miss you! Best wishes! 1 love you! Jen 



Dawn-I want to wish you all the best! 
Pledging woulun't have been the same 
without you! I'll miss you-Good luck! 
Love, Jen 



Nipper, I'm sure going to miss you. 
Clarion's'not going to be the same without 
you, but we will only be two hours away 
from each other. I love you, Chipper 



Fly, you have been the best roommate, 
and we're going to miss you. (Not!) Your 
pals, Chris, Bob, Beez 



Phi Sigma Sigma: Have a great and safe 
summer! Congratulations to all those 
who graduate! Teddy Bear , 93-'94 



Special thank you to Phi Sigma Sigma 
for choosing me as your new sweetheart. 
It's a great honor from a special group of 
girls and I'm looking forward to being 
with you throughout this next year! Love, 
Dan 



D Phi E, I'm proud to be your new 
sweetheart! You guys are the best! And 
congratulations to the new sisters! Love, 
Phil 



Delta Phi Epsilon would like to extend 
warm wishes to their graduating seniors: 
Robin, Kerri, Nicole, Krissy, Kristin, 
Betsy, Merrit, Amy, and Noelle. Best of 
luck ladies, remember you will always 
have a friend in D Phi E. 



D Phi E would like to congratulate the XI 
pledge class -the newest sisters of Delta 
Phi Epsilon: Amy Bowser, Holly Connor, 
Dawn Davidovich, Jodi Hart, Sarah 
Steidel, Kristin Mosley, Shawna 
Nestman, and Charlotte Kunzler. Wear 
your letters proudly! 



Tri-Sigma would like to wish everyone 
good luck on finals. 



D Phi E would like to thank Luis for 
being our Deepher Darling. You've been 
a great friend. We will always have a 
special place in our hearts just for you. 



Congratulations to our new Deepher 
Darling Phil Walsh! We can't wait to 
spend the year with you. Love, D Phi E 



Luis, Congratulations on your jewel. You 
found a real gem. Best of luck to you 
both. Love, your D Phi E sisters 



Congratulations Chrissy on your 
lavaliere. Best wishes to you and Bruce. 
Love D Phi E. 



D Phi E would like to wish everyone 
luck on their finals. 



Jenny and Heather nice job on the boat, 
glad you kept the formal afloat. (Next 
year- -can we all have what Susie had?) 
Love, D Phi E 



The Clarion Call would 

like to wish everyone 

a safe and fun summer. See 

you in the fall! 



Congratulations to another successful 
semester of A Phi O. Good luck to all 
graduating seniors. Wc won't forget you 
if you don't forget us. Everyone have a 
great summer and see you next semester 
(hopefully). The Brothers of Alpha Phi 
Omega 



To the brothers of Kappa Delta Rho- 
Being your sweetheart has been a great 
honor. I wish you all the very best. 
Special thanks to the Fall'92 pledge class: 
Greg, Mike, Jamie, Scott, Joe and Brian! 
I love you guys! -Schmeider 



Happy Birthday Mouse! Have a great 
day! Love Dawn 



Danielle-Congratulations! You're outta 
here! Jenn and I will miss you! I love my 
big! Love Amy 



Congratulations to our new Theta Phi 
Alpha Sisters: Heather Kaeselau, Janine 
Kucinski, Tracy Orr, Sandee Siford, 
Jennifer Sniezek. We love you guys! 



Theta Phi Alpha wishes everyone a fun 
but safe summer! 



Congratulations to Theta Phi Alpha's 
1993-*94 Executive Board: Jerri Lyrm 
Best (Prts.), Amy Stamm (VP), Becky 
Bruce (Ret Sec.), Amy Gerkin (Corresp. 
Sec), Jenn Wilson (Treas.), Dana 
Richards (Rush), Amy Miller (Pledge). 



Congratulations to: The new Kappa Delta 
Rho executive board, our new neophytes, 
and to Woody and Lori on their 
engagement! Fraternally yours, The 
Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho 



Zeta's, Thanks for the swap. Let's do it 
again. You girls are the best—Bowla 
Bowla! Love, the Brothers of Kappa 
Delta Rho 



The Brothers of Kappa Delta Rho would 
like to thank the sisters of Delta Zeta for 
their participation in our annual rock-a- 
thon. 



The brothers of Kappa Delta Rho would 
like to welcome Marcie Goss as our new 
sweetheart. Congratulations, we love 
you! 



Herald, Thanks for being such a 
wonderful 'you'. Without you I would 
never have made it through this past year. 
I'm looking forward to spending time 
(finally) with you this summer and of 
course we will have the tropical sunsets 
of Barbados. You couldn't make my 
birthday any more special than what you 
have planned. I love you for now and 
always. . . Me 

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Sports Opinion 



The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 - Page 31 



Take me back to when it was a game 



by Ben Vessa 

Assistant Sports Editor 

A professional basketball 
player who only makes 30 
percent of his jumpers won't stay 
in the league for long. The same 
can be said for a hockey goalie 
who saves 30 percent of the 
shots he faces, or a quarterback 
who completes 30 percent of his 
pass attempts. 

But, then there's baseball. The 
punishment for a Major League 
Baseball player who is 
successful 30 percent of the time 
(.300 batting average)... about 
$7 million a year? Hell, a utility 
infielder who succeeds 23 
percent of the time can "earn" 
three to four mill. 

How can baseball survive like 
this? Is it because it's 
"America's pastime?" You 
know, "Catch the Fever," "Take 
me out to the ball game," that 
kind of stuff? No. The fact is 
that baseball is in grave danger, 
and if conditions remain the way 
they are, Major League Baseball 
will become extinct by the year 
2015. Here are the reasons why: 

"/ believe there should be a 
law prohibiting artificial turf 



and the designated hitter. " 

- Crash Davis 
"Bull Durham" 

V 1. The designated hitter was 
introduced into the American 
League to increase offense, 
thereby increasing excitement 
and marketability. Well, one out 
of three ain't bad. Hell, .333 is 
worth about $8 million in 
baseball. 

Baseball fans love the game of 
baseball. Sure, the sweet swing 
of Ken Griffey Jr. is beautiful to 
watch, Roger Clemens' fastball 
is intense and Mike Devereaux's 
ability to rob home runs is 
breathtaking. But baseball 
enthusiasts love the intricacies of 
the game. A successful hit-and- 
run, suicide squeeze, double 
steal, or the strategy involved in 
a simple double switch often 
provides as much enjoyment as a 
mammoth homerun does. 

The American League is not 
baseball, it's home run derby. 
An average day for an AL 
manager consists of writing nine 
names on a line-up card and then 
sitting in the dugout until his 
pitcher gets tired. The ability to 
manage an American League 



team should be given away 
through promotions like that of a 
bat boy. Send in two UPC 
symbols from a box of Count 
Chocula or write in 25 words or 
less on why you want to make up 
a line-up and then watch the 
game from the dugout. 

The brainstorm of the 
designated hitter has increased 
offense but has decreased 
excitement, aggressiveness and, 
most importantly, fans. 

V 2. Until a few weeks ago, the 
only place I had ever witnessed a 
professional baseball game was 
at Three Rivers Stadium. When 
a friend called up and asked me 
to go to Cleveland for a Tribe 
versus Jays game, my disgust 
with the American League 
forced a momentary hesitation. 
But, since I had never seen a 
game played on grass, and since 
Carlos Baerga was on my 
Augusta Wind fantasy league 
team, I accepted. 

Wow! What a difference. 
Real grass, real dirt, bad hops, 
and most importantly, the 
melodious smell of the natural 
surface created an atmosphere I 
had never experienced. 

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trickled from the sky and a cool 
breeze tenderly drifted through 
the air, I thought to myself... this 
is baseball. If it wasn't for the 
existence of the DH and the 
simple fact that we were in 
Cleveland, I would have sworn I 
was in heaven. 

As I gazed at the beauty before 
my eyes, I realized that young 
baseball fans from Seattle, 
Houston and Minnesota have 
probably never seen a game 
outdoors, let alone witnessed a 
game on grass with a light rain 
and cool breeze. Unfortunately, 
the efficiency of multi-purpose 
and domed stadiums will 
eventually erode natural grass 
fields and cause the subtle 
beauties of the game to be 
forgotten. 

I never realized how ugly 
watching a game at Three Rivers 
was until I visited the Warriors 
of the Cuyahoga two Fridays 
ago, and frankly, I may never 
appreciate a visit to Buc-land 
again. 

"Greed is good. Greed works. " 
- Gordon Gecko 
"Wall Street" 

V 3. The money situation in 
baseball is absurd. A team that 
plays in a major market can offer 
a .240 hitter $3 million a year. 
Once word gets out, every player 
in the league who hits .240 
claims he deserves a similar 
deal. Teams from Minnesota, 
Pittsburgh, Seattle and 
Cleveland can't offer big dollars 
because their markets are too 
small. These smaller markets 
are usually outbidded when 
high-priced free agents are 
searching for the best offer. 
Teams from New York and Los 
Angeles bid higher and easily 
abduct franchise players from 
financially inferior clubs. 

Pittsburgh fans are upset at 
players like Barry Bonds, Doug 
Drabek, Bobby Bonilla and Jose 
Lind for accepting lucrative 
contracts from other clubs. They 
don't realize how lucky the 



organization was to actually 
have a chance to sign them for 
similar dollar amounts. In a few 
years, it will be Al Martin, Kevin 
Young and Carlos Garcia 
receiving the heat from boo- 
birds when they come back to 
visit. The money will be so 
outrageous by then, Pittsburgh 
won't be able to keep anyone. If 
nothing changes, franchises like 
Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Seattle 
and Cleveland will be forced to 
fold. 

Where do the children go? 
• The Hooters, 1987 

V 4. Maybe the professionals are 
too greedy. Maybe a little league 
coach took winning too 
seriously. Whatever the reason, 
kids just don't like baseball as 
much anymore. A recent study 
by ESPN showed that baseball 
ranks third behind the NBA and 
NFL when it comes to popularity 
with youngsters. Only 18 
percent of children under the age 
of 18 claimed that baseball was 
their favorite professional sport 
to watch. 

Something is turning them off 
of the game. Is it the DH? Is it 
artificial turf? Is it greed? 
Whatever the reason, fewer 
members of this age group will 
be visiting the old ball yard in 
the future. And how many will 
take their sons to the stadium to 
open their eyes to the sport? 
Especially when ticket prices are 
50 bucks a pop. 

Baseball is slowly but surely 
destroying itself. When it was a 
game, World Series announcers 
explained how Roberto 
Clemente loved to play. Now 
that its a business, World Series 
announcers ask where Jack 
Morris will migrate to next year. 

The saddest story of all is that 
professional baseball has a great 
deal more than just four 
problems that are tip-toeing 
overhead, waiting to fall from 
the sky. The only thing I want to 
see fall from the sky is a baseball 
into some leather. 



Thank you Amy Rae, Ron 
Santillo, Eric feioec, Mike 
Jew art, Karen Ruud and 
"Beezer" Gregg- fOR taking up 
space. 

- Vess and Q 



Page 32 - The Clarion Call - 4-29-93 

Sports Opinion 






No ordinary major league All-Star team 



by Jon Q. SUler 
Sports Editor 



Major League Baseball needs 
some sort of an All-Madden 
team. Be gone with this silly 
civil war between the Americans 
and the Nationals that occurs 
every July. Bring in a game that 
would really mean something. 
Bus in Japan's best, let us eat 
Mel Hall for dinner. Rid the 
majors once and forever of this 



ridiculous exhibition of 
sportsmanship and bring in some 
players that would rather get 
mangled than lose a ball game; a 
real All-Star team with players 
who I would pay to see. . . and 
get my money's worth. Here's 
my ballot: 

V First base- All that John "I 
am not a" Kruk does is amaze 
me. This guy looks like he 
should be lounging on a couch in 



front of a tube with a beer in his 
left hand and a cigar in his right. 
But don't let his beer-belly, long 
hair and scruffy unshaven face 
fool you. He batted .407 last 
April, .356 in May, .341 in June 
and played in his second straight 
All-Star game before finishing at 
.323 for 1992. He has worked 
awfully hard to get there, with 
long batting practice sessions 
that caught the eyes of some 



Catch the fever 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Colorfully done: Senior starting pitcher Marty Valentic (17) puts all of his near 200 
pounds into this offer. Valentic and the Golden Eagle baseball team are scheduled 
to finish the 1993 season on Saturday, hosting Lock Haven. 



national reporters. Throw a 
hundred 590 hamburgers and a 
clean change of underwear into 
his locker about once a week and 
he'll take care of himself. 

V Second base- How about a 
two bagger with a catcher's 
mentality? How 'bout Craig 
Biggio? The 1992 Houston 
Astros finished 17 games back of 
the Atlanta Braves in the 
National League West but there 
wasn't a game that Biggio didn't 
give 100 percent. In fact, he 
played in all 162 games and stole 
38 bases in a season that made 
him the first major leaguer ever 
to make All-Star teams at catcher 
and then second base. 

V Shortstop- Cal Ripken Jr. 
entered the 1993 season having 
played in 1,735 consecutive 
games. Lou Gehrig has long 
since passed but couldn't have 
played a solid shortstop anyway, 
so I would be plenty content 
watching the strongest willed 
man play at the major's weakest 
offensive position, day in and 
day out. He's like a piece of 
iron. 

I'd give Clarion University 
shortstop Dave Skovera a few 
at-bats off of the bench every 
now and then to spell Ripken. 

V The hot corner- First, give 
Graig Nettles a tryout and see if 
you can hit one past him. If this 
proves unsuccessful, give me a 
little attitude- Gary Sheffield. 
The world should see how good 
Doc Gooden's little nephew 
really is. This 1992 triple crown 
contender, who won the NL 
batting title at .330, figures to be 
the superstar of the '90's. But at 
only 24 years of age, he's being 
hidden in San Diego. Of course, 
I'd hide him his whole career if 
it kept him happy. When he was 
unhappy in Milwaukee a couple 
of years ago, he admitted that he 
intentionally botched plays. He 
may be a baby at times, but 
babies don't usually have his bat 
speed. 

V Outfield- This team takes 
all kinds. It needs a nice mixture 
of Dave Winfield, Barry 
Bonds, Lenny Dykstra, Jose 
Canseco, Albert Belle and 
Kirby Puckett. I need six 
outfielders because "Nails" will 
break a bone crashing into a 
wall, and Belle and Canseco are 
sure to be suspended at some 
point in the year. As mean as 
Belle and Canseco are, they 
never murdered a seagull during 
a game. That distinction goes to 



the man with the hardest two 
strike swing ever, Dave 
Winfield. This team is so good 
that they could possibly lose 
their aggressiveness and become 
lackadaisical. That's where 
Bonds comes in. Everybody 
hates Barry. These guys are no 
exception. Not only will Barry 
annoy the fans, he will piss off 
his own teammates. Puckett 
still plays the game for the fun of 
it, and for that reason alone, he 
can play for me. 

V Backstops- Benito 
Santiago, Sandy Alomar Jr., 
Charles Johnson and Ivan 
Rodriguez. Base stealers 
beware! This catching corps 
could very possibly take your 
life. Our pitchers will always go 
from the wind-up and dare teams 
to steal. 

Because we're such a kind 
organization, during the seventh- 
inning-stretch fans can try to 
swipe a base against any of these 
missile launchers. Anyone who 
is successful gets a new car, and 
every participant receives a T- 
shirt saying "I survived the anti- 
theft guns." -IF THEY'RE 
STILL ALIVE! 

V The Arms- If you can't 
throw the heat, get out of my 
kitchen 'cause there's no 
paintin' the black here. I want 
the fiery competitors, battlers 
and men who aren't afraid to say 
NO to the yank. Where have 
you gone, Ryan Albers? Give 
the nod to Chris Bosio, Roger 
Clemens, David Cone, Randy 
Johnson and The Wild Thing. 
I want a Rob Dibble mindset in 
the pen. In high school, this 
maniac wailed a heater into the 
stands in an effort to pick off a 
guy sitting next to his girlfriend. 
Of course, you need a rookie to 
break into the staff and there's 
none nuttier, than Turk Wendell. 
Talk about superstitious, this guy 
probably skipped the age 13. 

Turk thinks its bad luck for the 
catcher and the pitcher to be 
standing at the same time. If the 
catcher rises to return a ball to 
the mound, Wendell will squat. 
Its also bad luck to receive a ball 
thrown by an umpire. Turk 
moves out of the way and lets an 
infielder return it to him. He 
also leaps over foul lines, eats 
black licorice between innings 
and then brushes his teeth before 
returning to the hill. 

There's always room for a guy 
like Turk in the land of make- 
believe. 



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