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CLARION UNIVERSITY OF PA 
CLARION. PA 



Clarion Call 



Sept-May 1993/94 



AASUjuestions^omn^^ 



Accounting semin ar to be held 



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ActivityJeejTiayberaisecl 



Activity fee raised $5.00 



Activi ty fee: students reject hike 



Advi^o^c^ncil^Ya^^ 



AID Alliance recieves major grant 



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AIDS: students careless about prevention 



ALF: leafs huskies mushing in defeat 40-18 



IL ^ti^jJgggl^j'jJgg^lggniPQ^Q for Miss teen 



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ALLIES: fight for homosexual rights 



Alumni Associationjonors^past faculty members 



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Arn old, David: leaves jnterjmdean position 



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Autumn Leaf Fest jyah^ele brating 40 years 



A utumn Leaf Festival: homecomming queen 



Baschnagel, Norbert assumes VP of PSAHPERD 



BasebalMeariTsplitsw^^ 



Baseball: Adams, Billy 



Baseball: boys of summer set to take the field 



Baseball: team blows away Slippery Rock 



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Baseball: team splits with lock haven 



Bas eball: team wins one over Edinb oro 
Basketball team wins one drop s two 



B asketball: Can Kwame play i nthe NBA 



Basketball^^oaches^a^^ 



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ggg'^g^^MlLggg'iyyglBgl spli^ road games 
Basket ball: eagles crush UPJ improve to 5-2 



Basket ball: eagles invite expunged national pow ers" 



Bas ketball: eagles lar Tdbignamgrecruits 



Bas ketball: lady e aglesdoseouU uccessful se ason 
Baske tball: lady eagle sonjiightto playoffs 



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^^^'^^^^^Ll^dy^aglesjv^^ 



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Basketball: men beat crimson eagles 



?5?'^?tbalhJIie[L^'^^ but lose to lUP 



Basketball: mens team splits two games 



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Basketball^won^^ 



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BlOSclub saves environment at Mill Creek 



Blooddri ye: clarion wins cha llenge 
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Board of Govenors 



Book Center: running in red 



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April 14, 1994 



March 24, 1994 



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November 4, 1993 



December 9, 1993 



February 24, 1994 



October 14, 1993 



September 30, 1993 



March 24, 1994 



April 21, 1994 



September 30, 1993 



April 14, f994 



September 30, 1993 



October 7, 1993 



February 3, 1994 



April 14, 1994 



September 23, 1993 
March 24, 1994 



April 28, 1994 



Mays, 1994 



April 21, 1994 



Februrary 10, 1994 



February 3, 1 994 
November 18, 1993 



February 3, 1994 



December 9, 1993 



December 9, 1993 



September 9, 1993 



April 14, 1994 



Februrary 10, 1994 



February 24, 1994 



Februrary 10, 1994 



February 3, 1994 



February 24, 1994 



Februrary 17, 1994 



Februrary 17, 1994 



November 11, 1993 



November 18, 1993 



March 17, 1994 



February 3, 1994 



December 9, 1993 



October 21, 1993 



October 14, 1993 



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Brown, Tim: records take back seat 


October 21, 1993 


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Bus - to mall now provided for students 


Februarys, 1994 


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Cable TV: service agreement reached 


October 14, 1993 


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Campus Ministry: travels helps the poor 


April 14, 1994 


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Career in your chosen field? Maybe and maybe not 


September 30, 1993 


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Carlson Library: old hours to be reinstituted 


September 9, 1993 


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Carlson Library: three new security officers hired for library 


September 23, 1993 


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Cheated on exams and will do it again Clarion Students 


November 18, 1993 


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Chinese acrobats to appear and amaze 


February 24, 1994 


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Clarion County has its homeless 


October 28, 1993 


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Clarion Express Store: work experience benefits CUP students 


September 16, 1993 


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Clarion graudates release first recorded album 


December 9, 1993 


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Clarks: activities day is full of events, exhibits and concerts 


September 16, 1993 


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Class cancellations: once agin frigid winter weather 


Februarys, 1994 


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College Papers: anti-abortion groups target 


October 21, 1993 


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Comic: Carrot Top celebrity to appear and intrigue 


November 11, 1993 


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Courses: new minors to be offered in music and geronotology 


November 18, 1993 


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Crime: group focuses on 


October 28, 1993 


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Crime: chair set afire on steps of President house 


November 4, 1993 


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Crime: clarion athelete faces two charges 


April 21, 1994 


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Crime: clarion borough police seek public assistance in assault case 


September 9, 1993 


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Crime: false fire alarms plague dorms 


November 4, 1993 


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Crime: Indecent assault in residence hall under investigation 


November 4, 1993 


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Crime: plea bargains entered in borough burglary cases 


April 21, 1994 


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Crime: recent incidents do not show an upward trend in crime 


September 23, 1993 


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Crime: resolution to assault outside Campbell reached 


November 4, 1993 


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Crime: sexual assault suspect bound over for trial 


Februarys, 1994 


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Crime: student faces sexual assault charges 


Februrary 10, 1994 


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Crime: students report another morning incident 


September 16, 1993 


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Crime: three former CUP students bound over for trial 


Februarys, 1994 


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Crime: three freshmen arrested on burglary charges 


December 9, 1993 


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Crime: three students face theft and conspiracy charges from store 


March 17, 1994 


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Crime: three students suspects in burglaries 


November 11, 1993 


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Crime: two theft reported in Clarion 


September SO, 1993 


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Crime; sentence handed down in sexual assault case 


April 14, 1994 


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Crime; students charged in drug bust 


March 17, 1994 


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Cross Country squad making great strides 


September 23, 1993 


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Cross Country Team preparing for PSACs 


October 2 1,1993 


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Cross Country: Griffo medals 


September 30, 1993 


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Cross Country: teams struggle at PSACS 


November 4, 1993 


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CSA constitution is ratified 


November 11, 1993 


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Cultural Night: spend an evening going around the world 


November 11, 1993 


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CUP students voice opinions on Somalia 


October 14, 1993 


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Dance Concert: dancers to perform a step in time 


December 9, 1993 


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Daniel Pruehs theatre award 


April 21, 1994 


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Dean, Howard proves nice guys do not always finish last 


April 28, 1994 


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DeLuca, Richard: new faculty 


October 7, 1993 


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Disabilities handbook to be distributed on campus 


September 16, 1993 


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5r!!2k!'T9gamesjT^^ than you think 



Earth day jam 



ElieWieseLPrize: students win national ethics essay contest 



^IlI^r^iP^triciaT^ro^^ 



E mergency Phone: in stallation to^efinisheid^Ma^ 



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Ethics essay contest announced 



Faculty contract: APSCUF 



Feigel. Eric: hi^TTorjasT ture healing^p QweT ~ 
f^TSy^niMaymard?^^ 



Financial Aid: new forms announced 



griPjgyentjon^arTT paign kicks^fTthJs^veeira t^UP' 



Fjscu s^ Brian & Matt: ea^ lejrvthejDotlight 



Football: Clarion comeback falls short 35-23 



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Football: clarion hoping to regroup 



Fo otball: clarion stripp edon9 92 PSAC ti tle 
Football: Clarion. I UPTernatcFon Saturday 



Foot ball: Cramer fiel d goal sinks Shipp 34-32 



^^5*^5!'i^??!?i^?9iildefens^^ Edinboro 



Football: eagles host shippensburg on Sat 



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Football: eagles let one slip away 19-17 



Fo otball: eagles look for first conference win on Saturdav 



Football: eagles lose on paper cover Rock 29-25 



Football: eagles meet up with lUP once again 



Football: eagles pick lock haven apart 37-26 



Football: edinboro crushes eagles 28-0 



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Football: fourth quarter rally fell Titans 23-20 



Football: lUP scores early often 44-7 



Footb all: only list that couj TtsjTeal[males team 



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Football: Vulcans overcome weather Clarion 26-14 



Fore man, Julia: former C UPjpublicjafety^^ 



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Founders Hall: renovations to start 



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February 24, 1994 



Februrary 10, 1994 



October 14, 1993 



April 14, 1994 



May 5, 1994 



November 4, 1993 



October 28, 1993 



September 16, 1993 



April 28, 1994 



September 23, 1993 



October 7, 1993 



December 9, 1993 



November 11. 1993 



October 28, 1993 



September 30, 1993 



October 21, 1993 



September 16. 1993 



October 14. 1993 



November 11, 1993 



November 11, 1993 



October 21, 1993 



October 7, 1993 



September 30, 1993 



November 18, 1993 



Februrary 10, 1994 



September 9, 1993 



November 4, 1993 



Februarys, 1994 



September 16, 1993 



April 28, 1994 



Fratornih/- /«min/«:i ...:-_ ±-. — — 



Fraternity: council wins prestig ious award 



fratemity^Delta^^ 



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Fra ternity: Sigma P hjjpsjIorT^yict ed from house 
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Golf: Allegheny Invitational 



December 9. 1993 



March 17. 1994 



February 3, 1994 



April 14, 1994 



September 23, 1993 



Mays, 1994 



Mays, 1994 



April 21, 1994 



Golf: Clarion finishes thi rdatjyiercvhurst 



Golf ^agle take first plac e^twestmirister 

Golfj jolfers place 1 g th^ 

Golf: placed fifth at conference tourney 



Golf: start well 



April 14, 1994 



Mays, 1994 



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April 21, 1994 



November 4, 1993 



April 28, 1994 



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Golf: win at Edinboro 


October 14, 1993 


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Graduates successful 


October 28, 1993 


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Greek Week: with spring comes more friendly competition 


March 24. 1994 


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Greek: traffic campus with rush hours 


February 3, 1994 


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Greeks: will self police alcohol policy 


September 16, 1993 


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Greja, Ed: professor meet Mandela 


November 11, 1993 


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Group fights campus prejudice 


March 24. 1994 


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Habitat for Humanity aids homless victims 


March 24, 1994 


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Hall of Fame: CUP to induct 


April 21, 1994 


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Herman's store: a pack of gum and a piece of history 


October?, 1993 


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HIV/AIDS Clarion students tell what they know 


November 11, 1993 


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HIV/AIDS service available locally 


September 9, 1993 


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Hoover, Brian: named to student seat on Board of Trustees 


September 23, 1993 


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Hoover, Brian: says involvment on campus is key 


March 17, 1994 


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Hufnagel, Jeanne: clarion artist displays work 


September 23, 1993 


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IFC elects new executive board 


Februrary 17, 1994 


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Instructional appropriations request 


October 28, 1993 


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Interfraternity council plans ahead for winter 


April 28, 1994 


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International students get firsthand view of Clarion lifestyle 


September 23, 1993 


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Jablonski, Joyce: new faculty 


October?. 1993 


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Jewart, M and Donahue, A: stive to maek a difference for CU students 


September 16, 1993 


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Johnson, Lisa: jazz band to present totally jazzalicious 


April 21, 1994 


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Jones, Janet writes biography about MS 


March 17, 1994 


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Kelly and Condo lead the way for new look eagles 


September 9. 1993 


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King and Campbell promote positive environment 


October 28. 1993 


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King, Karl sets example for everyone 


February 24. 1994 


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Klicker, Ralph: recall your past life experience 


March 24, 1994 


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Krauss, Iseli elected to chair national committee 


December 9. 1993 


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Krauss, Iseli: studies memory skills in older adults 


September 23, 1993 


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Learn how to reduce student drop outs 


April 28. 1994 


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Leas, Don: receives honor 


March 17, 1994 


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Lee, Li Young: poet to read at Clarion 


April 14. 1994 


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Legal Education Seminar 


October 21. 1993 


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Link, Angela: student senator 


October?, 1993 


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Literacy council searches for student volunteers to assist specialized progr 


April 28, 1994 


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Loan default rate threatens colleges 


September 9, 1993 


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Luke, Malen: new coach to head eagle football team 


February 24, 1994 


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Madrigal Dinner: celebrate the holidays old english styel 


December 9, 1993 


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McAleer Colleen: senate is authority on education policy 


April 21, 1994 


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McDonald, Sean chosen to attend multicultural seminar 


April 28. 1994 


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McGreevy, Patrick: publishes book aboutr Niagrar 


April 21, 1994 


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Midsemester break: students favor break over ALF week 


October?, 1993 


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Migyanka, Amy: eagle in the spotlight 


Februrary 10, 1994 


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Mill Creek coalition receives state award 


April 28, 1994 


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Mitchells Coffee Cafe opens doors downtown 


May 5, 1994 


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Mong, Melisssa: compete for Miss PA crown 


Mays, 1994 


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Morton, Kwame breaks scoring record 


Februarys. 1994 


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Morton, Kwame named PSAC all time leading scorer 


April 28, 1994 


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Morton, Kwa me receive honors 



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MH^i^L^cultyrecital^^ 

Music: marching band performs in Pittsburgh Pj rade 



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Musicj^ resents first harp concert 



Musicjj tudents participa te ¥intercollegial ebandfestivar 
Nightshift, acoustic trio working ^^ 



NortonJBoiTnie_ Silvertongue faculty membe rdies 



Organ donation campaign: Clarion part of 



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Organ donation the gift of a lifetime 



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Parking: committee reviews suggestions 



Parking: student woes continue 



Peskin, Carole: VP post candidate is interviewed 



POSE programenable rural sj udentsjorea^hgTj^^ 



Postlewait, John: jj rofessor P amazes with hypnotic feats 



President and student trade places 



PROUD campus organization 



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PSEA named outstanding chapter 



P^jMJgjgfej^yLJLJggj all parking tickets 



Public Safety: move sparks student controvers y 
Rape Crisis Center: take back the night 



Reinhard. D: now serving on the top NCAA cou ncil 



Rejnhard, D: welcome new year and new challenges 






Ren ovation: Admisstionj jndRjIbicSafetynffif^^ 



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Rickard, John: selected for Humanities award 



Rightner, Ron chosen to coach team 



Room and Board prices to increase next year 






Sabbatical leave come under fire 



Sabbatical leave grievance filed 
Sabbatical leave grievance settled 
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Sanford Gallery: mixed mediasculpture exhibit 






Sanfrod Gallery: Mary Collins on display 



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November 4. 1993 



March 17. 1994 



April 28, 1994 



March 17, 1994 



December 9. 1993 



Februrary 10. 1994 



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Februrary 10. 1994 



November 4. 1993 



September 23. 1993 



February 24. 1994 



Februrary 17. 1994 



November 18, 1993 



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Februrary 10, 1994 



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Sexual Assault : now is the time to become aware of the danger 


September 16. 1993 


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Sexual Assault : wha to do if it happens 


September 30, 1993 


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Sexual assault forum demands an end to our rape fostering society 


Februrary 17, 1994 


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Sexual Crimes: what are the legal definitions 


September 30, 1993 


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Shropshire, John: elected to two positions 


April 14, 1994 


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Skovera, Dave: eagle in the spotlight 


March 24. 1994 


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Sobolewski, Gene: steps down after 1 1 years 


November 18, 1993 


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Softball team keeps improving 


April 21, 1994 


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Softball: team finishes season 


Mays, 1994 


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Softball: team gets first win 


April 14, 1994 


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Softball: team has tough string of games 


April 28, 1994 


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Softball: team looking for improvement 


March 24. 1994 


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Sorority: Phi Sigma Sigma recieves national awards 


September 23. 1993 


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Spangler, Bill: comic book writers to appear in Clarion 


September 30, 1993 


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Stanboro, J.J. in the spotlight 


Februrary 17. 1994 


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Steam line project 4.2 million reach construction phase 


April 28, 1994 


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Steel Bandits: truly qunique diverse talent 


March 17. 1994 


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Step program: preschool programs provide positive development 


April 21. 1994 


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Stinging Rain: its time to meet the greeks 


September 16. 1993 


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Stoner, Dan: eagle in the spotlight 


March 17. 1994 


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Strawbridge, Kim eagle in the spotlight 


February 24, 1994 


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Stress on the campus can lead to clinical depression 


December 9, 1993 


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Student Authors: English Dept honors 


September 23, 1993 


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Student loans: default rate below average 


December 9, 1993 


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Student Senate election rules clarified 


November 11, 1993 


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Student Senate opens the year 


September 16, 1993 


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Student Senate: considers adoption of constitution 


October 28, 1993 


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Student Senate: in need of representatives to serve on equality 


February 3, 1994 


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Student Senate: new elected 


November 18, 1993 


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Student Senate: new elected 


Mays. 1994 


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Student Senate: new student officers elected 


December 9, 1993 


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Student Senate: petition questioned 


April 28. 1994 


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Student Senate: Schaub and Thompson 


September 23. 1993 


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Study Abroad: students have chance in Malta 


September 23, 1993 


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Swimming team pulls in three honors 


April 14, 1994 


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Swimming: Clarion men prepare for 1993-94 campaign 


November 11, 1993 


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Swimming: Clarion women seeking 19th straight title 


November 11, 1993 


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Swimming: men lose but both swim teams look impressive 


February 3, 1994 


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Swimming: swimmers and divers fare well at nationals 


March 17, 1994 


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Swimming: team delve into season remain unbeaten 


December 9, 1993 


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Swimming: women win 19th straight PSAC crown 


February 24, 1994 


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Talent search program to receive federal funds 


April 28, 1994 


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Tate, Davis: to replace Watkins in office of social equity 


December 9, 1993 


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Taxi Service: interraternity council closes for reorganization 


Februrary 17, 1994 


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Tennis: excellence is synonymous with Clarion 


September 9, 1993 


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Tennis: clarion drops EUP.IUP 


October 7, 1993 


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Tennis: eagles drpo 1-5 


September 23, 1993 


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Tennis: golden eagles struggles at conference championship 


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Volume 74, Issue 1 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 9, 1993 

Old library hours to be reinstituted 

Widespread student demand has been acknowledged 



News 

Council of Trustees 

Hew Council of Trustees! 
»amed pg.7| 

Features 

Feldman's private battle 

Movie star Corey FelUmanl 
talks about his fight agaiiist| 
aibstance abuse pg> H 



Sports 



CUP home opener 

piarion football teatnl 
peadying for home opener] 
gainst West Chester. . .pg. 19 



1 Clarion's 

iVeather Outlook 

thursday: Partly sunny, 
high SO 



p'iday: 

II 

liatttrday: 

iiinday: 



Partly cloudy, 
chance of rain, 
high 77 
F^urtly cloudy, 
high 70 
Sunny, high 70 



McHiday: Partly cloudy, 
high 75 

lluesday: Psfftly sunny, 
high 75 

liiedBesday: Pautly cloudy, 
high 76 



Index 



Ccanmentary pg. 2 

ews pg.5 

iV Guide pg.lO] 

paftires. Pg- Ji 

IntertainmeBt Pg- 16| 

Sports Pg.l9 

Classifieds Pg-23 



by Chad Briggs 
News writer 



Duiie to the dismay expressed by 
Clarion University students, 
Carlson Library study hours will 
be returned to normal in the near 
future. The decision was made 
late Tuesday night by President 
Diane Reinhard, university 
librarians and Provost John 
Kuhn after hearing complaints 
earlier in the evening, 
concerning the reduction of 
hours, from student leaders 
gathered at an unofficial meeting 
hosted by Student Senate. 

Jason Renda, a snident senator, 
told the Call Wednesday 
afternoon, "I'm pleased to see 
Uiat the adminisu^tion has seen a 
problem with the library hours 
and has changed it back to the 
original hours this quick." 

The outcry over Carlson 
Library's hours began last week 
when returning students 
discovered the operating 
schedule had been cut by 15 
hours per week. 

The proposal to reduce the 
hours came from the library staff 
at the end of last school year and 
was approved by Provost Kuhn 
over the sununer. 

In a memo to the Call, Deon 
Knickerbocker, chair of library 
faculty, cites that one of the 
reasons for the proposed cut in 
hours was the decrease in the 
number of people using the 
library after 9 p.m. 

On the average, she said, 45 to 
50 persons were counted exiting 
the library during late night 
hours last year. She added, 
however, that most of those 
people were either staff members 
or people looking for friends. 
Therefore, the library staff were 
often left "house sitting" an 
empty facility. 

She also said that the 
university did try to stretch hours 
despite staff shortages last term 
which, however, resulted in 
frequent acts of vandalism such 
as the loss of lilnrary materials. 




Chad Briggs/Clarion Call 
Senior Tammie Snyder spends her off hours studying in Carlson Library. Plans to scale 
bacl( library hours have recently been reconsidered due to heavy student input. 



Financial reasons also played a 
large part in the proposal and 
final decision, stated 
Knickerbocker in the memo. "In 
times of budgetary exigencies 



and deficient staffing, it simply 
is not economical to spend 
money monitoring a contingency 
study hall. It seems far more 
responsible to concentrate 



revenues to ensure that services 
and resources are available when 
needed during the day and early 
evening hours." 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Students slapped with tuition hike... again 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



Again this year, students in the 
State System of Higher 
Education had to dig a little 
deeper into their pockets to 
attend classes this fall. 

Graduate and undergraduate 
tuition for Pennsylvania 
residents rose $125 this year to 
$2,954. Non-resident under- 
graduate tuition jumped $1,230 
(20.09%) to $7,352 per year, 
while out of state graduate 
tuition rose $1,000 (23.83%) to a 



total of $5,196 per year. 

The 4.4 percent raise for 
Pennsylvania residents was just 
low enough to squeak under the 
4.5% limit on in-state tuition 
hikes in order to release another 
$13.99 million dollars into 
SSHE, through the tuition 
challenge program, on top of the 
$357.9 million aheady allocated. 
The money will be divided 
between the 14 SSHE 
institutions using the same 
formula used to divide up the 
base allocation. Variables 
include institution enrollment. 



historic cost of operation and 
other factors. 

The raise in out-of-state tuition 
is part of a phase-in plan that 
will eventually have out of state 
students pay the entirety of their 
academic costs, according to 
Scott Shewell, press secretary fOT 
SSHE. 

"Charges for non-resident 
tuition reflect more of the actual 
instructional and academic 
support costs for undergraduate 
and graduate students," said 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student nezuspaper 



Page 2 - The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 




The Clarion 
Call 



Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

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News Editor 

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Ad Design 

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Advertising Manager 

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Business Manager 

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Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
every Thursday during the schcxil 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
hcxly. 

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Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. 1 week 
prior to publication. Classifieds 
arc due Tuesday at noon the 
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The way I see it 



Editor-in-Chief 



We begin 
again 



Yet another new semester 
breaks in upon our summer lives 
interrupting so many wonderful 
moments of recreation. 

Now it's time for a little 
creation; work, writing, study; 
research. 

I certainly hope this is a good 
year for all concerned. There are 
cautious notes of optimism being 
sounded. Perhaps the university 
will be in a better financial 
situation; perhaps last year was 
our time of maximum constraint; 
perhaps we can get back to 
university life as we used to live 
it: simple restfaint. 

One clear and strong ray of 
light is the reaffirmation of 
accreditation given CUP by 
Middle States. This success 
completes a ten year cycle for 
the university and signifies that 
the university is, indeed, doing 
its job and in several cited areas 
is doing it admirably. It's almost 
non-news now that the site visit 
is over and the report is in, but 
the work consumed thousands of 
hours of effort, involved many, 
many, members of the total 
university community and the 
outcome was never guaranteed. 
Middle States. Accreditation is a 
seal of approval not a rubber 
stamp. 

The easing of the budget crisis 
and the success signaled by the 
Middle States reaccreditalion 
clears the way for more attention 
to our central tasks: teaching, 
learning -- somewhat refreshing, 
eh? 

Now, a few words about Hide 
Park -- the column has run 
uninterrupted since its inception 
on October 24, 1984. As 
promised there have been many 
speakers and many points of 
view. Occasionally there has 
been rebuiial, but mostly it has 
been a place where one can 
speak and be heard. Forum or 




A. Barlow 

safety valve, Hide Park has 
afforded the opportunity for all 
members of this university 
community to exercise their right 
of Free Speech. I, as 'self- 
appointed Groundskeeper' have 
been satisfied that the Park has 
served this vital purpose, and I 
have been particularly pleased 
that the student editors have seen 
fit to continue this column. 

So why does this column seem 
so eulogistic? Well, I'm setting it 
fully free. When I can sustain the 
claim that the Column has run 
unbroken, lo, these nine years; I 
should also note some instances 

(Cont. on page 4) 



Greetings and salutations! 
Yes, I came back for one final 
year at the Call (I couldn't pass 
up the late evenings -- or very 
early mornings four days a 
week-- whichever way you look 
at it). 

I would like to extend a warm 
welcome to all new students 
especially freshmen. As I 
mentioned in last year's welcome 
back editorial, the weather here 
is as unpredictable as the next 
LCB raid; so, take an umbrella 
when the sun shines and snow 
boots when it calls for rain. 

But, I digress. This year, by all 
indications, promises to be a 
good one for the Call. Many of 
our assistant editors last year are 
now fulfilling the roles of their 
peers. 

Along with new people, we 
have some new features like 
syndicated columnist Dave Barry 
and the cartoon. In the 
Bleachers. In addition, we have 
brought back some of last year's 
favorites such as News of the 
Weird and the TV Guide. 

And, staff members will once 
again contribute to this column. 

If there is anything that you 
would like changed or added in 
the Call, please let us know. 
Your input is invaluable to us. 

Invaluable to the rest of the 
campus as well. Due lo student 



protest, the former library hours 
will be reinstated sometime in 
the near future. It's good to know 
that administration considers 
student input important enough 
to actually change something. 
Could this be the beginning of a 
beautiful friendship between 
students and administration? 
We'll see. 

Needless to say I welcome this 
amiability but view it with some 
hesitation. The idea of the 
beaurocrats turning over a new 
leaf just for us is a little hard to 
fathom. 

But, I'm not willing to look a 
gift horse in the mouth. I'll wait 
till the year progresses before I 
declare my hesitation unfounded. 
But along these same lines it 
should be clear that you, as 
students, can make a difference 
if you really want to. Write 
letters to the Call expressing 
your discontent about any issue 
you see is a problem. 

Keeping silent and assuming 
someone else will shoulder the 
responsibility will solve nothing. 

Only by speaking out can you 
make things happen. 

Hopefully, we haven't heard 
the last of the voices raised in 
protest. 

How about that tuition 
increase? 

Until next week. . . 




Vj- •>«• -C svt ^••^ 



The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 - Page 3 



Reader Responses 



Prbtesting 
library hours 

Dear Fellow Students: 
Welcome back to Clarion. 
During the past summer the 
University decided lo reduce 



Carlson Library's operating time 
by 15 hours per week for the fall 
1993 semester. This indicated 
the University's lack of 
responsibility to its students. 
Throughout the last week-and-a- 
half you, as a Clarion University 
student, have had no access to 
resource materials or study hall 



hours after 9:00 p.m., Sunday 
through Thursday at Carlson 
Library. The reason for the 
reduction (the University stated) 
was due to Gemmell Complex 
providing study hall service 
(which it doesn't) and reduced 
Carlson staffing. 

On Tuesday, September 7th, 



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Student Senate hosted an 
informal gathering of C.U.P. 
administrative leaders and C.U.P. 
student leaders. During the 
discussion, President Reinhard 
and Provost Kuhn agreed to 
negotiate a compromise with the 
student body concerning the 
library hours. Carlson Library 
will be open Sunday through 
Thursday until midnight but the 
study hall hours will be from 
9:00 p.m. till midnight. 

The main reasons for the 
reconsideration of the library 
hours is due to the great amount 
of student disapproval; it is 
because of you, the students who 
voiced your concerns and took 
the initiative to write and call 
President Reinhard. I am very 
proud of the student body here 
at Clarion. I only hope that this 
enthusiasm continues throughout 
the semester and year. Students, 
please do not hesitate about 
speaking out for what you 
believe is right. 

As I stated above, the 
University will be making its 
formal announcement regarding 
the library later this week. Please 
continue to write or call 
President Reinhard, 202 Carrier 
Hall, ext. 2220 and demand to 
have Carlson Library hours 
changed back to 92 hours per 
week instead of the 77 hours per 
week. Again, your prompt 
assistance is crucial to the 
outcome. If you have any 
questions, I can be contacted at 
the Student Senate office, ext. 
2318. Thanks again for your 
support. 

Sincerely, 
Gara L. Smith 
President, Student Senate 



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Dear Editor: 

As I walked down the sidewalk 
behind Carlson Library, I noticed 
there were words written in 
chalk on the cement below my 
feet. 

On closer inspection, I realized 
this was not mere graffiti from 
some overly bored vandal. These 
words were in protest of the new 
policy that Carlson Library 
closes at nine o'clock. "What's 
next? No breakfast?" 

As a transfer student, I had not 
even been thinking about 
computer or book accessibihty. It 
was my second day of classes, 
and I was more worried that I 
couldn't find the cafeteria. Once 
I figured out the basic 
dimensions of the campus, my 
mind wandered back to the chalk 
words that the rain had washed 
away. I questioned myself, "Why 
did I choose Clarion 
University?" Several things 
popped into my head, and one of 
them was the tour a now 
graduated student had given me 
on the day I came to visit the 
campus. One thing we both had 
in common is that we are both 
English majors. Any English 
major knows that half of all your 
free time is spent reading and 
researching, and the other half of 
your time is spent writing papers 
on a computer. One of the 
specific points she made to me 
was the long and great hours of 
the library and how easy it was 
lo get accessibility to a 
computer. 

I have no spirit for protest. I 
was bom in the 70's, not the 60's. 
I am glad someone else does. In 
one of my English classes a 
petition was passed around that 
was started by Student Senate 
asking that the library be open 
until midnight. I signed it of 
course, and along with this letter 
ru express my dissent. 

I wonder why a student can 
play pool or video games until 
eleven, but can only borrow a 
book from the hbrary until nine. 
I think Student Senate should 
fight and get petitions signed 
until justice . . .well, let's say 
fairness, is served. 

And if they cancel breakfast, 
then I'll protest. 



Christy Williams is a 
sophomore english secondary 
education and special education 
dual major 



Page 4 - The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 



Old library hours. . . 



(Cont. from pg. 1) 



Knickerbocker added that ihe 
library is feeling the financial 
crunch wiih the rest of the 
university which has resulted in 
the decline in the number of 
employees. 

As a result of the change in 
hours, Dr. Reinhard's office 
received over 100 letters, several 
petitions and approximately 50 
phone calls from angry students 
expressing their discontent v^ith 



the decision. 

During Tuesday night's 
meeting with student leaders. Dr. 
Reinhard said, "Students are 
more interested in having a 
facility open for study purposes 
rather than for actual library 
purposes." 

Provost Kuhn told the Call, 
"I'm glad the students have 
spoken forcefully on behalf of 
the library." 



He also said that the university 
had budgeted $347,973 in base 
support for materials for the 
1993-94 school year. 

In addition to the budgeted 
amount, added the Provost, the 
library had received an extra 
$50,000 for base support. The 
1993-94 library staff budget is 
estimated at $1.25 million. 



Tuition hike, . 



(Cont. from pg. 1) 



SSHE Vice-chancellor for 
Finance and Administration 
Wayne G. Failor. 

Still, that fails to set well with 
some out-of-state undergraduate 
students who have already 
completed a sizable portion of 
their education at SSHE schools. 

"It makes me very upset when 
my tuition increases, but at the 
same lime my quality of 
education decreases," said Sarah 
Cunningham, a senior English 
major from Hilo, Hawaii. "I 
went to Clarion because it was 
cheaper than private institutions, 
but now it's almost the same." If 
she were deciding where to 
attend college now, she said, she 
"definitely" would choose to go 
elsewhere. 

Ron Wilshire, director of 
University Relations said, "We 



were pleased that the tuition 
increase was held to under 4.5 
percent, but also said that the 
university is "concerned with the 
size of the tuition increase for 
out of state students and its 
impact on enrollment." 

According to Wilshire, 
preliminary enrollment figures 



show a 21 percent drop in out of 
state students and a 31 percent 
decrease in international 
students. It is not known if the 
rise in tuition affected these 
enrolhnents. 

Out of state students decreased 
from 310 to 243 and 
international from 125 to 86. 



Hide Park 

(Cont. from pg 2) 



of arm-twisting that bordered on 
pain, and one late night salvation 
of looming deadline and white 
space by a clever editor who 
reran an earlier Hide Park 
Column under the heading, 
reprinted by popular dem^d. 

In any event the column will 
continue, but only on demand. 
It's still an open invitation: come 



one - come all. 

The frequency of the column 
will be an indication of the 
vitality of debate on this campus, 
of the need for such a forum. 

A. Barlow is a professer in the 
Communication department at 
Clarion University as well as 
the Call's advisor. 



CATHOLIC CAMPUS MINISTRY 

FALL ACTIVITIES 

SUNDAY STUDENT MASS BEGINS SEPTEMBER 
12 AT I.e. CHURCH - 5:30 P.M. 

Mass is celebrated for the University community every Sunday during the 
semester at 5:30 p.m. (EXCEPT OCTOBER 1 7) 

NEWMAN ASSOCIATION MEETING - EVERY 
TUESDAY EVENING DURING THE SEMESTER. 

7:00 p.rn - Gemmell Student Center 

Saturday, September 1 1 C.U.P. FAMILY DAY 

After the picnic and football game have 
your family joinus at the 5:30 p.rn. mass at 
the I.e. Church. Refreshments will follow. 
FALL RETREAT WEEKEND 
Keystone State Park (between Indiana 
and Monroeville). We will join with 
students from I. UP. and California for this 
v.eekend retreat experience. We will leave 
after classes on Friday and return to 
Cainpus late Sunday afternoon. And in 
between . time to relax . . . make new 
friends . and reflect on new experiences. 
CANDLE LIGHT MASS TO 
CELEBRATE THE SEASON 

Fr. Monty's office hours at the United Campus Ministry Office - 

267 Gemmell Student Center (x2711) 
Monday 8-9 p.m., Tuesday 1:30-4:30 & 8-9 p.m. or call 226-6869 



Friday, Septefnber 24 - 
Sunday, September 26 



Sunday, December 13 




Carlson Library's hours for the fall semester are as follows: 

Sunday: 1:00 p.m. to midnight 

Monday through Thursday: 8:00 a.m. to midnight 

Friday: 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. 

Saturday: Noon to 5:00 p.m. 



Dave Barry 



What a way to go 



©1993 Miami Herald 



Eventually everybody has to 
die, except Elvis. You never 
know when your time will come. 
One minute you could be as 
healthy as a horse, and the next 
minute you could be killed by 
exploding bat dung. 

This is what nearly happened 
to rangers at Tahquamenon Falls 
State Park in Michigan, where, 
according to news articles sent in 
by many alert readers, a building 
was leveled by a monster blast -- 
audible 14 miles away -- that 
resulted when a sump pump 
spark ignited methane gas that 
had been generated by large 
quantities of bat dung. 
Fortunately nobody was in the 
building at the time except bats, 
whose names are being withheld 
pending notification of next of 
kin. 

But even if you do not set foot 
in Tahquamenon Falls State Park 
— and that is certainly my 
recommendation, at least until 
after the funeral services -- death 
can come at any time. In the 
words of the Old Testament 
prophet Abner, speaking in the 
Book of Longitudes, Chapter 
Nine, Verse Four, Sector Seven: 
"For whom amongst ye can 
know the exact day, nor hour, 
nor minute, nor GAAAACCCK 
(thud)." 

You want to spare your loved 
ones the pain and agony of 
having to make funeral 
arrangements for you later, at a 
time when, for example, they 
might have tickets to the 
playoffs. 

Now before I get a lot of irate 
mail from the funeral industry, 
let me stress that your modem 
bereavement counselor is NOT 
just out to make money. He is a 
highly trained professional who 
is interested only in servicing the 
family of the deceased at a very 
reasonable cost, if necessary 
("Well, Mrs. Deegle, if you're 
looking to save a few dollars, we 
offer a 'Basic' package that 
includes this durable, high- 
quality, four-ply 'Hefty' bag with 
a sturdy twist tie to . . ."). 

So make those arrangements 
NOW. And be sure to leave 



explicit written instructions wiUi 
your next of kin stating what 
kind of funeral service you want, 
ESPECIALLY what kind of 
music. I say this in light of an 
alarming article from The Star, 
sent in by Katherine Runyan, 
listing the most popular recorded 
songs played at funerals. These 
include "My Way," sung by 
Frank Sinatra ("Regrets, I've had 
a few, but then again, too few to 
mention"); and "Ben," sung by 
Michael Jackson. Correct me if 
I/m wrong here, bit isn't the song 
"Ben," from the movie "Ben," 
which is about a rat? Do you 
want Michael Jackson singing a 
love song to a RAT at your 
funeral? 

Of course not. You want 
something more suitable, such as 
- this would be my selection- 
"Mony Mony," by Tommy James 
and the Shondells. 

Another thing you definitely 
should do prior to dying is make 
sure you have a proper will. 
According to our nation's largest 
lawyer organization, the 
American Association of 
Aforementioned Legal 

Professionals, the best way to get 
a will is to copy down the 
following paragraph and sign it: 

"I, (YOUR NAME), being of 
sound mind and reasonable body 
do heretofore set forth the 
following (hereinafter 'the 
mortgages'), and do thereby 
attest and affirm thereto etc. blah 
blah blah there is no need to read 
this too carefully it's all just 
standard legal "boilerplate" blah 
blah blah and therefore I 
bequeath and bestow and begive 
all my money and everything to 
Dave Barry blah blah blah so I'll 
just sign this right now here I go 
I'm signing it (SIGN HERE). 

There! That pesky chore has 
been taken care of! Now you can 
forget about this morbid topic 
and get on with the rest of your 
life. Speaking purely as your 
friend, I reconunend some place 
with bats. 

Dave Barry is a 
syndicated columnist 
with the Miami Herald 



The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 - Page 5 




Summer events affect students and staff 



by Rodney K. Sherman 
News Editor 

Numerous events affecting 
Clarion University students 
happened over the summer 
months. Some affect the entire 
student population, some 
affected individual students. 

• Former Clarion University 
student John Avery Coy, 42, of 
Shippenville, pleaded guilty but 
mentally ill to a felony charge of 
aggravated assault, a felony 
charge of robbery and a 
misdemeanor charge of unlawful 
restraint Coy was sentenced to 
serve 6 to 12 years in a state 
penitentiary for his actions 
during a Nov. 12, 1992 incident 
at the Cranberry Mall near Oil 
City. 

Police said Coy attacked Karen 
Winger as she was leaving the 
Mall and forced her into her car 
where she was beaten with a ten 
inch cresent wrench before she 
escaped. 

Coy testified that he was 
under the care of a psychiatrist 
for bi-polar disorder and had 
stopped taking his prescribed 
medications at the time of the 
attack. The psychiatrist. Dr. 
Donald Hazlett of Franklin, said 
that Coy was in a manic state at 
the time of the attack and was 
close to becoming psychotic. 
Coy's decision to stop taking the 
medications was a key issue in 
the case. 

Julie Warnick, an Assistant 
Public Defender representing 
Coy, presented several letters 
sent to the court on behalf of 
Coy from several Clarion 
University professws where Coy 
was a student at the time of the 
attack. 

• A case involving Clarion 
University Student Senate Vice- 
President Michele J. Piccirillo 
has lead to a ruling by Judge 
Charles R. Alexander stating it is 
not necessary fcM" police to advise 
individuals stopped for routine 
u^affic stops that they have the 
right to remain silent. 

It is also not necessary for the 
police to have a chemical 
analysis performed on the 
beverage consumed by 
individuals suspected of 
underage drinking, according to 
the same ruling. 

Piccirillo was cited for 



underage consumption of alcohol 
on July 17, 1992. Piccirillo 
alledgedly admitted to drinking 
four "Bud Lights" and agreed to 
take a Portable Breath Test 
which showed her blood alcohol 
leve at .29. Pennsylvania's 
intoxication standard is .10. 

According to a Clarion News 
story, Piccirillo was found guilty 
at a summary trail Aug. 27, 1992 
and appealed the verdict to the 
Clarion County Court of 
Common Pleas on the grounds 
that her admission to drinking 
the four beers was given without 
her being advised of her right to 
remain silent. Piccirillo also 
claimed there was insufficent 
evidence to prove she had 
consumed beer. 

Alexander ruled against 
Piccirillo on both issues. 
Piccirillo did not appeal 
Alexander's decision and was 
fined. 

The decision could affect 
future arrest procedures in the 
borough involving under-age 
drinking. , 

• George Vargo, of Pittsburgh's 
North Side, was convicted of 
first degree murder in the 
shooting of former Clarion 
University student Michael 
Taylor. The shooting took place 
Sept 5, 1992 near the Allegheny 
County Observatory. Taylor was 
chaplain of the Tau Kappa 
Epsilion fraternity here. 

• Clarion University's Board of 
Trustees welcomed two new 
members, Michael Keefer, of 
Summerville, and Kim Kesner, 
of Clearfield. (See related story 
on page seven) 

Dr. Syed Ali-Zaidi was re- 
elected to a one year term as the 
chair of the Council of Trustees. 

• Clarion University received 
accreditarion from the 
Commission on Higher 
Education of the Middle States 
Association of Colleges and 
Schools. Strong points cited at 
CUP included strong academic 
support services, committment to 
global education and good 
academic equipment 

The reaccreditation committee 
described Venango campus as a 
"gem" with potential, but as yet 
unrealized, strength. Clarion 
campus was described as lovely 
and well maintained. 

The on-line student 




Public Affairs Photo 

John Stepulla (right) of plant services and student Scott Calderwood, a senior 
communications major, from Bradford, are shown during the placement of picnic tables on 
the north campus. Reservations for the tables can be made through the student activities 
office. Six new tables and two fire rings were added during the project. 
information system and selected by the Pennsylvania cataloging. 



telephone registration system 
were also very weU received. 

• CUP Trustees approved an 
increase in rates at the Siler 
Children's Center for the child 
care program and the Child 
Development Program. New 
fees will range from $1.50 to 
$2.50 per hour for the child care 
program. The fee for the Child 
Development Program will rise 
to $280 a semester for 1993-94, 
and to $330 for 1994-95. 
Family income will determine 
the child care rates. 

• U.S. Rep. WiUiam Clinger Jr., 
(R-5, which includes Clarion 
County) considered a bid for the 
U.S. Senate but decided not to 
run for the seat now held by 
Democrat Harris Wofford. 
Clinger feels he can better serve 
his district in the House of 
Representatives. 

• University president Dr. Diane 
L. Reinhard has been elected 
treasurer of the State System of 
Higher Education Commission 
of Presidents. In this capacity 
she also serves on die Executive 
Committee of the Chancellor's 
Executive Council. The two 
year term began July 1, 1993. 

• Kenneth Grugel, director of 
financial aid at CUP, has been 



Higher Education Assistance 
Agency (PHEAA) to serve a 
three-year term on the 
Pennsylvania Aid Adminstratiors 
Training Program, Planning and 
Program Development 

Committee. He was nominated 
for the position by the PASFAA 
executive council. 

In making die announcement 
of Grugel's selection, Barbara 
Williams, vice president for 
PHEAA Regional and Special 
Programs, acknowledged the 
many years of service Grugel has 
provided to PHEAA and state 
training efforts. 

• Dr. John Head, associate 
professor of library science, and 
Gerard McCabe, director of 
libraries at CUP, are the editors 
of a newly published book. 

"Insider's Guide to Library 
Automation, Essays of PracUcal 
Experience" was published by 
Greenwood Publishing Group 
Inc., of Westport, CT. 

The book, which took 18 
months from conception to 
publication, is a series of essays 
dealing with automation of 
libraries, automatic functions for 
acquistions, serial control, 
circulation and perhaps the most 
difficult to use well- automated 



• An increase in the late 
payment for all parking ticket 
violations issued by the Borough 
of Clarion Police is now in 
effect 

While original ticket fines 
remain unchanged, tickets not 
paid on the eighth day after 
receipt have been increased by 
an additional five dollars. 

After 12 days a citation will be 
issued. No extension will be 
granted. 

• Thomas E. Gusler was named 
associate provost for 
administration. The change in 
title from assistant academic vice 
president was announced by 
Provost John F. Kuhn. 

Gusler will continue in his 
current role managing computing 
services and institutional 
research, but his duties in 
budgeting and planning for both 
academic affairs and the 
university have been expanded. 

Gusler will also represent 
academic affairs concerning 
campus facilities. 

• Dr. Stephen Johnson has been 
named the new director for 
bands at CUP. Johnson earned 
his Ph.D in instrumental music 
education from the University of 
Maryland, College Park, MD. 



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Clarion should "Get on with it" 



President Reinhard welcomes new year and new challenges 



compiled from speech text 

Clarion University prcsidcnl 
Dr. Disuic L. Rcinhjird welcomed 
sliidents and staff at the 
beginning of a new academic 
year August 31, 1993. 

In her address at Hart chapel 
Reinhard mentioned last year's 
cost reduction efforts and this 
year's on-going search for 
additional cost cutting measures. 
The university anticipated a 
$2.7 million shortfall in reaching 
a balanced budget for 1993-94. 

"I appreciated the genuine 
interest of faculty in helping to 
meet these (budgeting) 
challenges. Your willingness lo 
be flexible in providing courses 
and a few extra seats for 
students, agreeing to postpone 
sabbatical leaves and working 
with the Deans to examine issues 
of non-contractual release time 

CUP not affected 



was commendable," said 
Reinhiu"d. 

Reinhard announced her 
thanks to all the members of the 
committees involved in gaining 
Middle States reaccreditation. A 
special mention of thanks went 
to Professors Bill Sharpe and 
Ron Shumaker for their roles in 
the effort. 

Reinhard also complimented 
Dean Charles Duke, Professor 
Liz Brown and all the individual 
faculty members who 
participated in the work on 
behalf of Clarion's 

reaccreditation by the National 
Council for Accreditation of 
Teacher Kducation and the 
Pennsylvania Department of 
Education. Both organizations 
gave Clarion very positive 
comments. Reaccreditation is 
expected early this fall. 

During the past year, Clarion 



University made significant 
progress in meeting complex and 
demanding computer needs and 
services. 

The addition of Internet, for 
faculty and staff only, is now 
available at CUP, announced 
Reinhard. Internet is a world- 
wide computerized 
communication system. 
Reinhard feels the addition will 
enhance the university's 
potential to personalize contacts 
with prospective students. 

Addressing the future of CUP, 
Reinhard said "Clarion 
University can no longer afford 
to linger at the stage of 
discussion and analysis about 
how it will address its challenges 
or wait for better times, hoping 
certain issues go away." 
Reinhard stressed a need for the 
university to "get on with it," in 
four critical areas: enrollment 



management, the future of 
Venango Campus, general 
education reform and financial 
planning. 

"As we address these 
significant issues, and, indeed, as 
we pursue all areas of endeavor, 
I invite you to join me in making 
1993-94 a year of 'Focusing our 
Vision and Achieving our 
Goals,'" offered Reinhard. 

Reinhard announced searches 
will commence soon to fill the 
positions of Vice President for 
Financial and Administration 
and Dean of the College of Arts 
and Sciences. 

CcMiimittees have been formed 
for both and organizational 
meetings for both are be planned 
for this week. 

CUP new Vice President For 
University Advancement Mr. 
Harry Tripp was introduced by 
Reinhard, who said Tripp brings 



an "extensive background in 
development to his new role." 
Tripp assumed his duties July 1 , 
1993. 

Closing, Reinhard said, "The 
extent to which we are able to 
focus this year on the priorities I 
have discussed and get on with 
their achievement will determine 
our ability to shape our own 
future. 

"It will require teamwork, 
within and across divisions and 
between management and 
faculty. 

"It will also require an 
understanding that continued 
conversation or marginal 
changes in policies and 
procedures are simply not 
enough if we are to position 
Clarion University to grow in its 
ability to provide a quality 
education for those it serves. 
Thank you." 



Loan default rate threatens colleges and trade schools 



CPS- A new report by the 
Department of Education has 
students concerned over whether 
their school is on the list of 900 
colleges and trade schools that 
may lose federal loan funding 
due to high student loan default 
rales. 

For some of the threatened 
institutions, most of which are 
two-year, for-profit career 
schools, it could mean closing 
their doors, according to 
Stephanie Babyak, a 
spokesperson for the Department 
of Education. 

Kenneth Grugel, director of 
financial aid at Clarion 



University, said CUP is not 
affected by the default problem. 

The national default rate for 
federal student loans was 17.5 
percent in 1991, the latest year 
figures were available, a decline 
from 22.4 percent in 1990. 

"Defaults are one important 
measure of a school's 
performance," said U.S. 
Secretary of Education Richard 
W. Riley. "This year's overall 
rate drop shows most schools are 
taking their jobs seriously, but 
many others must do better." 

A law enacted in 1989 makes it 
possible for the Department of 
Education to eliminate funding 



to any school with a default rate 
of at least 30 percent over three 
consecutive years. The new 
report reflects figures from 1989, 
1990 and 1991. 

"We want students to know if 
they have a loan, and their 
school is out, they can continue 
to use that loan," Babyak said, 
noting that there are also special 
programs being set up that allow 
a student to continue his or her 
education at a neighboring 
school should a school close 
down. 

The schools can appeal and 
continue to receive funding until 
the appeal is exhausted, Babyak 




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"Schools must offer financial 
counseling. People need to 
understand their obligations to 
repay, their rights and 
responsibilities as borrowers," 
Babyak said, noting that in 
certain cases, students have not 
realized that a loan is not a grant, 
and that they had to pay back the 
money. 

It is also necessary for schools 
receiving funding to offer 
education and training to help 
students pay off their loans, 
Babyak said, "Some schools 
aren't doing this. They rush kids 
in the door, then out of the door," 
she said. 

Officials are concerned that 
many of the schools are not 
making certain that the students 
gets the training necessary to 
hold a job to pay back the loan 
when they graduate, Babyak 
said. 



In addition, colleges and trade 
schools must also make certain 
the student will benefit from the 
education. "For example, if a 
student doesn't speak English 
well, they need to take English 
language classes," she said. The 
department estimates that 
defaulted student loans will cost 
taxpayers $2.5 billion in the 
current fiscal year, down more 
than $1 billion from the 1991 
total of $3.6 billion. 

"By working closely with state 
agencies, we can better protect 
the taxpayers' and students' 
investment in education," said 
David Longanecker, assistant 
secretary for postsecondary 
education. 

Besides identifying the schools 
that may be disqualified from 
aid programs, the department 
released lender, guaranty agency, 
and state-by-state default rales 
for the first time. 



The Clarion Call news staff 

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no experience needed 

all majors welcome 

freshmen encouraged 

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I 



CUP Board of Trustees 
names new members 



The Clarion Call - 9-9-93- Page 7 



by Christy Williams 
Newswriter 



After being nominated by 
Pennsylvania Governor Robert 
Casey and confirmed by the state 
senate, Mr. Micheal Keefer and 
Mr. Kim C. Kesner have been 
named as the newest members of 
the Clarion University Board of 
Trustees. 

Kesner is the son of Dr. and 
Mrs. L.E. Corbett, of 
Shippenville and the late Jay E 
Kesner. 

After graduating with honors 
from Keystone Oaks High 
School, Kesner was graduated 
Magna Cum Laude from Clarion 
State College in 1975 with a 
bachelor of arts degree in 
political science. 

Kesner received his Juris 
Doctorate from Duquesne 
University School of Law in 
1977. He was a member of the 
Duquesne Law review and 
served a clerkship with the 
Honorable Joseph F. Weis Jr. of 
the U. S. Court of Appeals for 
the Third Circuit. 

Kesner is currently a member 
of the bar of the U S. Supreme 




Public Affairs Photo 
New Trustee Kim C. Kesner 

Court, U. S. Court of Appeals for 
the Third Circuit, the U. S. 
District Court for the Western 
District of Pennsylvania and all 
Pennsylvania State Courts. 



Additionally, he is a member 
of the Pennsylvania Bar 
Association and the Clearfield 
County Bar Association. Kesner 
also serves as solicitor of 
Clearfield County, a position he 
has held since 1988. He is a 
partner in the law firm Sugrhue 




Public Affairs Photo 
New Trustee Michael Keefer 

and Kesner. 

"I look forward to my service 
with Clarion University," said 
Kesner. "I view the service as a 
reinvestment for those things my 
family, friends and I received 
through our education at 
Clarion." Kesner's family has a 
tradifion of earning a Clarion 
education, dating back to his 
grandmother, Elva Eraser, who 
graduated from Clarion Normal 
School. 

Although Michael Keefer, of 
Summerville, did not graduate 
from Clarion University, his 
wife, Cathy Rhoades Keefer, 
received her bachelor's degree in 
nursing from Clarion recently. 

"I have been in town seven 
years now, and 1 have been 
particularly impressed by 
Clarion," said Keefer, "I am 
pleased with my appointment 
and look forward to being an 
active member of the Council of 
Trustees." 

Keefer currently serves as 
administrator and CEO of 
Clarion Psychiatric Center. 




RayHenderson/Clarion Cal 

Kim Schwab, program administrator for the Northwest Pennsylvania Rural AIDS Alliance, 
at work in her office located in 202 Egbert. 

News Feature 

HIV/AIDS services available locally 



by Chris tin A. Mihon 
Newswriter 



Are you or someone you know 
directly affected by HIV or 
AIDS? The Western 

Pennsylvania Rural AIDS 
Alliance office, 202 Egbert, 
offers information and services 
to people in the 13 counties of 
Northwest Pennsylvania, 
(Cameron, Clarion, Clearfield, 
Crawford, Elk, Erie, Forest, 
Jefferson, Lawrence, McKean, 
Mercer, Venango, and Warren). 

The Alliance Hotline, 1-800- 
359- AIDS, is available to answer 
most questions from 8:30 am to 
4:30 pm, Monday through 
Friday. All contacts are 
confidential. Individuals with 
questions or concerns are 
encouraged to contact the 
Alliance. Education and 
awareness continue to be the 
biggest factors in halting the 
spread of the disease. 

The hotline operators are able 
to supply contact information for 
local HIV/AIDS Networks and 
Task Forces, answer questions 
about case management, give 
information about AIDS 



conferences and seminars, and 
access the caller with library 
materials available through the 
office. 

Jeanne Caldwell, Debbie 
Miller, and Tami Schilling are 
the three trained case managers 
employed by the alliance to 
provide assistance to individuals 
in obtaining financial support, 
housing, transportation, medical 
and dental care, pharmaceuticals 
and emotional support. Kim 
Schwab is the Administrator. 

The Western Pennsylvania 
HIV/AIDS Alliance is funded 
through the Department of 
Health via the Ryan White Title 
II Health Resources and Service 
Administration fund. The 
Alliance also has money 



available for pharmaceutical, 
physician and dental care. The 
Clarion University campus 
location was chosen for it's 
central locality and the public 
service offered. 

While speaking with Jeanne 
Caldwell I was surprized to learn 
that while HIV/AIDS resources 
and support remain lower in 
rural areas, it is exactly there that 
the percentage of people affected 
by HIV/AIDS continues to grow 
faster than that of urban areas. 

Ms. Caldwell also told me that 
most of the patients she is in 
contact with can trace the 
contraction of their disea.se back 
to their late teens or early 
twenties. 

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Sparks campus debate 

University of Florida Student Government 
Association insurance will cover abortion 



Outside Clarion 



The Clarion Call - 9-9-93- Page 9 



Photo courtesy of Denny Rifenberrick 
Lightning struck this tree near Stevens Hall during a late 
August storm. The tree has been removed. 



CPS, GAINSVILLE, Fla. - 
Abortion is now covered under a 
student health insurance plan 
offered by the University of 
Florida Student Government 
Association beginning this fall, a 
move that angered anti- 
abortionists but won praise for 
those who support abortion. 

Dean of Student Affairs Art 
Sandeen said that of the 35,000 
students who attend Florida, the 
student government sells 
between 3,000 and 4,000 health 
insurance policies a year. Many 
of the policies are sold to older 
students who aren't financially 
dependent on their parents, he 
said. 

The student government voted 
in April to have a new company 
sell insurance on campus, and 
chose Scarborough Company 
Insurance. The company now 
provides students with two 
options of health insurance. Plan 
A, which costs $96 a year, 



Clarion University student sliphtlv injured 

Clarion borough police seek 
public assistance in assault case 



Clarion Borough police are 
investigating a possible assault 
on a Clarion University student. 
The incident happened August 
31, at approximately 1:24 a.m. 
The student received only minor 
injuries, suffering an abrasion on 
her left elbow. 

According to a news release 
from the borough police. Public 
Safety officers from Clarion 
University contacted Clarion 
Borough police to respond to an 
assault on Wilson Ave., adjacent 
to the CUP campus. 

An investigation revealed that 



the Public Safety officers had 
heard screams in the area and 
responded. They reportedly 
found a 21 -year-old female 
between Payne and Corbett 
streets. 

The alleged victim reported 
she was assaulted by a white 
male suspect near a residence in 
the area. 

The alleged victim said she 
was approached by the suspect, 
who asked for assistance. The 
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object to her throat and told her 
to be quiet. 

The alleged victim struggled 
and screamed before falling to 
the concrete. At this point the 
suspect fled the scene. 

A passing motorist, driving 
what may have been a 1988-90 
dark colored Ford Mustang, 
stopped to speak to the alleged 
victim as the assault concluded. 
The driver was described as a 
white male in his early twenties. 

Clarion police are asking this 
person to contact borough police 
immediately. His information 
may be valuable in the on-going 
investigation. 

Police are looking for a 
suspect, described as: 

White male, late teens to 
early thirties in age. Tall and 
heavy set (not fat, but chubby), 
baby faced (roundish face), 
dark hair and dark eyes. 

Last seen wearing a dark tee- 
shirt and lighter colored 
shorts. 

The suspect fled on foot in 
the direction of Grand Ave. 

Anyone with information 
should call borough police at 
226-9140. 



doesn't cover abortion. 

However, Plan B, which costs 
$507 annually, includes up to 
$300 coverage for abortion. "I 
think that it is very unfortunate 
that the medical facilities at the 
University of Florida consider 
killing an unborn child as health 
related," said Lois Anne 
O'Malley, director of Gainesville 
Right to Life. "Pregnancy is not 
a disease, so there is no reason 
from a medical point of view, for 
the health of a woman, that all of 
a sudden this health coverage is 
available." 

Campus National Organization 
for Women co-president Pennie 
Foster told the Independent 
Florida Alligator that her 
organization is working to have 
abortion covered under the less- 
expensive policy. "It's only right 
that they include abortion on the 
policy," she told the campus 
newspaper. "No other medical 
procedure is discriminated 
against as much as abortion." 

Sandeen said that university 



officials have not had any 
complaints from parents or 
students yet. 'There has been no 
fallout to my knowledge," he 
said. Abortions on these policies 
are usually classified as "any 
other sickness," Sandeen said. 

O'Malley said her cM-ganization 
has no plans to protest the 
inclusion of abortion, but will 
continue to lecture against 
abortion on campus or wherever 
else they are invited to speak. 

"It's a real lack of moral 
commitment, a lack of self- 
esteem, that women seem to feel 
that they have to acquiesce to 
sexual pressures of society to 
prove themselves," she said. "In 
the end, the women are hit 
hardest with it, men don't have 
to go out and have abortions." 

Foster told the Alligator she is 
pleased with the abortion 
coverage. "This is a positive, 
especially for students, because 
younger women are affected 
more than any other group," she 
said. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of August 30,1993 
through September 5, 1993. 

On August 30, at approxiamately 12:15 a.m., a female student was 
cited for Public Drunkenness after she was observed urinating 
between Chandler Dining Hall and Parking Lot "D". The student was 
then escorted to her room. 

A theft was reported to have occurred at the stadium training room 
when two Gott brand 106 quart coolers were reported missing. The 
coolers were last seen during the spring football i^ogram. The value 
of the coolers is approxiamately $175 each. 

At approxiamately 12:25 a.m., on September 3, an unknown 
person activated a smoke alarm on the first floor of Wilkinson Hall. 
The incident is currently under investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Clinton and Gore promise to make government work 



courtesy of Associated Press 

National 



Clinton backs Gore's reforms 

Seizing on public 
dissatisfaction with the 
government. President Clinton 
unvieled a plan engineered by 
Vice President Al Gore designed 
to shrink the federal workforce 
by as many as 252,000 people 
and save taxpayers an estimated 
$108 billion. 

"The government is broken, 
and we need to fix it," explained 
Clinton. 

The overhaul plan was 
developed by Gore over a six- 
month study period. More than 
half of the proposals would 
require congressional approval. 

Elders named Surgeon 
General 

Dr. Joycelyn Elders, President 
Clinton's choice for surgeon 
general was confirmed by the 
United States Senate Tuesday 
night. 

^f^Boaunation was debated 
six hours on the senate floor. 
Elders was not present for the 
final 65-34 vote. 

Elders had come under fire for 
some of her controversial 
decisions made while serving as 
the head of the Arkansas Health 
Department. 



Kansas abortion doctor shot 

An anti-abortion activist 
charged with wounding a doctor 
outside his abortion clinic was 
ordered Tuesday to stand trial on 
attempted murder and assault 
charges. 

During a preliminary hearing, 
two workers at Dr. George 
Tiller's clinic identified Rachelle 
"Shelly" Shannon, 37, of Grants 
Pass, Ore., as the woman who 
shot Tiller on Aug. 19 and 
pointed a gun at them. 

Judge Michael Corrigan 
ordered Shannon held in lieu of 
$1 million bail and scheduled 
trial for Nov. 15 on one count of 
attempted first degree murder 
and two counts of aggravated 
assault. 

Tiller described being shot as 
he pulled out of the driveway of 
his Women's Health Care 
Services clinic. 

He testified he was "absolutely, 
unequivocally terrified" as he 
chased a woman who had fired 
five shots and wounded him in 
both arms. 

Tiller said he drove after his 
attacker as she ran from the 
clinic, pulliag into a driveway 
ahead of her to cut her off He 
recalled realizing that he was 
putting himself in danger. "She's 
already shot me a couple of 
times. She could shoot me 
again. What am I doing here?" 

Shannon has been protesting 
abortions since 1988. 



State 



Another entrant for governor 
race 

Earl Baker, a state senator 
from the Philadelphia area, is the 
latest candidate to announce his 
intention to run for Pennsylvania 
governor. 

Baker, during a news 
conference, said he advocates a 
suing of business tax cuts, paid 
for by cuts in government 
spending cuts and a reduction in 
bureaucratic red tape. 



Casey visits hometown over 
Labor Day weekend 

Gov. Robert Casey spent tlie 
Labor day weekend back at his 
old hometown in Scranton, his 
first there since his June heart- 
liver U"ansplant. 

Casey and his wife, Ellen, 
were driven to Scranton on 
Saturday. They spent the 
weekend with family and 
returned to Harrisburg by car on 
Monday. Casey said he felt fine 
following the trip. 

Casey was discharged from a 
Pittsburgh hospital July 27. 



Women's group in court 

Women's right's lawyers asked 
a federal judge in Philadelphia 
Tuesday to hold the nationwide 
Operation Rescue and four other 
of its anti-abortion organizers in 
contempt of court for violating 
an injuction restraining them 
from blocking abortion clinics. 

"It is time their mob rule 
tactics were stopped," said Linda 
Wharton, an attorney for the 
Women's Law Project, which 
filed the notion with U.S. 
District Judge Clarence 
Newcomer. 





News 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Woman can't enroll at the 
Citadel 

A federal judge has ruled 
against Shannon R. Faulkner, 18, 
of South Carolina, in her bid to 
become the first female to attend 
the state-run, all-male military 
institution. 

Faulkner deleted references to 
her gender on her application 
form and was originally 
accepted. 



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Saturday - Pizza and Lasagna $4.99 11 am-spm 

Sunday. - Breakfast Buffet $4.29 9 am- 2 pm 

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Harvard tests male 
contraceptive 

A male contraceptive that 
blocks the production of sperm 
while preserving the libido has 
been tested and found successful 
by Harvard medical researchers. 

The contraceptive, which is 
given by injection, surpressed 
sperm production in over a 
dozen volunteers who reported 
no loss in sexual desire. When 
the injections were terminated, 
sperm counts returned to normal 
within approximately 90 days, 
the Harvard Gazette reported. 

At this point in the testing, 
volunteers had to submit to a 
daily injection, which chief 
researcher Syros Pavlou termed 
"not practical." He said, 
however that several 
laboratories were attempting to 
create a longer-lived injection, a 
birth-control nasal spray or an 
underskin implant. 

Employment outlook brightens 

The hiring outlook is 
improving for the fourth quarter 
and should exceed hiring 
patterns from a year ago, said 
the Employment Oudook Survey 
conducted by Manpower. 

In a survey of nearly 15,000 
U.S. firms, Manpower found that 
22 percent of the businesses 
surveyed are planning to hire, 
compared to 2 1 percent last year. 

Employers in the Northeast 
and West will be hiring below 
the national level, the Midwest at 
about 22 percent, and the SouUi 
above the average. 



Service with a smile 

Texans apparently have a 
different style of helping new 
and returning students move into 
their dorms - at least at the 
University of Texas at Austin. 

President Robert Berdahl and 
about 300 other faculty and staff 
members participated in the 
"Mooov In" event in late 
August, officials said. 

The volunteers were stationed 
at four residence sites. As 
students and their parents drove 
up to move in, the volunteers 
assisted by carrying boxes, 
luggage, stereos and oUier items 
into dorm rooms. A campus 
news release said the first ever 
event was designed to give the 
students an informal "Texas 
style" howdy. 

You may be wondering just 
why it was called a "Mooov In." 
The University of Texas teams 
are called the Longhoms, that's 
why. 

Students support speech code 

Just over half of Stanford 
University .seniors questioned in 
a recent poll said they support 
the university's policy on free 
expression, and 80 percent said 
they do not feel Uiat it hindered 
bringing up sensitive subjects in 
the classroom. 

Stanford adopted a policy 
entitled "Fundamental Standard 
Interpretation: Free Expression 
and Discriminatory Harassment" 
after concern mounted over 
racially-motivated incidents 
which occurred on the campus. 



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Sparks campus debate 

University of Florida Student Government 
Association insurance will cover abortion 



Photo courtesy of Denny Rifenberrick 
Lightning struck this tree near Stevens Hall during a late 
August storm. The tree has been removed. 



CPS, (iAINSVILLH, Fla. - 
Abortion is now covered under a 
student health insurance plan 
offered by the University of 
Florida Student Government 
AssiKialion beginning this fjdl, a 
move that angered anti- 
abortionists but won praise for 
those who supptirt abortion. 

Dean of Student Affairs Art 
Sandeen siiid that of the 35,000 
students who attend Florida, the 
student government sells 
between 3,000 and 4,000 health 
insurance policies a year. Many 
of the policies are sold to older 
students who aren't financially 
dependent on their parents, he 
said. 

llie student government voted 
in April to have a new company 
sell insurance on campus, and 
chose Scarborough Company 
Insurance. The company now 
provides students with two 
options of health insurance. Plan 
A, which costs $96 a year, 



Clarion University student slightly injured 

Clarion borough police seek 
public assistance in assault case 



Clarion Borough police are 
investigating a possible assault 
on a Clarion University student. 
The incident happened August 
31, at approximately 1:24 a.m. 
Ilie student received only minor 
injuries, suffering an abrasion on 
her left elbow. 

According to a news release 
from the borough police, I^blic 
Safety officers from Clarion 
University contacted Clarion 
Borough police to respond to an 
assault on Wilson Ave., adjacent 
U) the CUP campus. 

An investigation revealed that 



the Public Safety officers had 
heard screams in the area and 
responded. They reportedly 
found a 21-year-old female 
between Payne and Corbett 
streets . 

The alleged victim reported 
she was assaulted by a white 
male suspect near a residence in 
the area. 

The alleged victim said she 
was approached by the suspect, 
who asked tor assistance. The 
suspect then allegedly spun the 
student around, placed her in a 
chokehold then placed a metal 




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object to her throat and told her 
to be quiet. 

The alleged victim struggled 
and screamed before falling to 
the concrete. At this point the 
suspect fled the scene. 

A passing motorist, driving 
what may have been a 1988-90 
dark colored Ford Mustang, 
stopped to speak to the alleged 
victim as the assault concluded. 
The driver was described as a 
white male in his early twenties. 

Clarion police are asking this 
person to contact borough police 
immediately. His information 
may be valuable in the on-going 
investigation. 

Police are looking for a 
suspect, descTibed as: 

White male, late teens to 
early thirties in age. Tall and 
heavy set (not fat, but chubby), 
baby faced (roundish face), 
dark hair and dark eye.s. 

Last seen wearing a dark tee- 
shirt and lighter colored 
shorts. 

The suspect fled on foot in 
the direction of Grand Ave. 

Anyone with information 
should call borough police at 
226-9140. 



d(x,'sn't cover abortion. 

However, Plan B, which costs 
$507 annually, includes up to 
$300 coverage for abortion. "I 
think that it is very unfortunate 
that the medical facilities at the 
University of l-lorida consider 
killing an unborn child as health 
related," said Lois Anne 
O'Malley, director of Gainesville 
Right to Life. "l\egnancy is not 
a disease, so there is no reason 
from a medical point of view, for 
the health of a woman, that all of 
a sudden this health coverage is 
available." 

Campus National Organization 
for Women co-president Pennie 
Foster told the Independent 
Florida Alligator that her 
organization is working to have 
abortion covered under the less- 
expensive policy. "It's only right 
that they include abortion on the 
policy," she told the campus 
newspaper. "No other medical 
procedure is discriminated 
against as much as alxMtion." 

Sandeen said that university 



officials have not had any 
complaints from parents or 
students yet. " Ihere has been no 
fallout to my knowledge," he 
said. Abortions on these policies 
are usually classified as "any 
other sickness," Sandeen said. 

O'Malley said her organization 
has no plans to protest the 
inclusion of abortion, but will 
continue to lecture against 
abortion on campus or wherever 
else they are invited to .spciik. 

"It's a real lack of moral 
commitment, a lack of self- 
esteem, that women seem to feel 
that they have to acquiesce to 
sexual pressures of society to 
prove themselves," she said. "In 
the end, the women are hit 
hardest with it, men don't have 
to go out and have abortions." 

Foster told the Alligator she is 
pleased with the abortion 
coverage. "This is a positive, 
especially for students, because 
younger women are affected 
more than any other group," she 
said. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of August 30,1993 
through September 5, 1993. 

On August 30, at approxiamately 12:15 a.m., a female student was 
cited for Public Drunkenness after she was observed urinating 
between Chandler Dining Hall and Parking Lot "D". The student was 
then escorted to her room. 

A theft was repealed to have cKcurred at the stadium training room 
when two Gott brand 106 quart coolers were reported missing. ITie 
coolers were last seen during the spring football program. The value 
of the coolers is approxiamately $175 each. 

At approxiamately 12:25 a.m., on September 3, an unknown 
person activated a smoke alarm on the first floor of Wilkinson Hall. 
The incident is currently under investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



The Clarion Call photography 

editor needs staff 

photographers. All majors 

welcome. Call Ray Henderson 

at 226-2380 or 227-2734. 



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The Clarion Call - y-9.y.V I'asc 9 



Clinton and Gore promise to make government work 



courtesy of Associated Press 

National 



Clinton backs Gore's refornis 

Seizing on public 
dissatisfaction with the 
government. President Clinton 
unvieled a plan engineered by 
Vice Resident Al Gore designed 
to shrink the federal workforce 
by as many as 252,000 people 
and save taxpayers an estimated 
$108 billion. 

"The government is broken, 
and we need to fix it," explained 
Clinton. 

The overhaul plan was 
developed by Gore over a six- 
month study period. More than 
half of the proposals would 
require congressional approval. 

Elders named Surgeon 
General 

Dr. Joycelyn Elders, President 
Clinton's choice for surgeon 
general was confirmed by the 
United States Senate Tuesday 
night. 

Her nomination was debated 
six hours on the senate floor. 
Elders was not present for the 
final 65-34 vote. 

Elders had come under fire for 
some of her controversial 
decisions made while serving jls 
the head of Uie Arkansas Health 
Department. 



Kansas abortion doctor shot 

An anti-abortion activist 
charged with wounding a dwtor 
outside his abortion clinic was 
ordered Tuesday to stxind U-ial on 
attempted murder and assault 
charges. 

During a preliminary heiuing, 
two workers al Dr. George 
Tiller's clinic identified Rachelle 
"Shelly" Shannon, 37, of Grants 
Pass, Ore., as the woman who 
shot Tiller on Aug. 19 and 
pointed a gun at them. 

Judge Michael Corrigan 
ordered Shannon held in lieu of 
$1 million bail and scheduled 
trial for Nov. 15 on one count of 
attempted first degree murder 
and two counts of aggravated 
assault. 

Tiller described being shot as 
he pulled out of the driveway of 
his Women's Health Care 
Services clinic. 

He testified he was "absolutely, 
unequivocally terrified" as he 
chased a woman who had fired 
five shots and wounded him in 
both arms. 

Tiller said he drove after his 
attacker as she ran from the 
clinic, pulling into a driveway 
ahead of her to cut her off. He 
recalled realizing that he was 
putting himself in danger. "She's 
already shot me a couple of 
times. She could shoot me 
again. What am I doing here?" 

Shannon has been protesting 
abortions since 1988. 



State 



Another entrant for governor 
race 

Earl Baker, a state senator 
from the Philadelphia <u"ea, is the 
latest candidate to announce his 
intention to run for Pennsylvania 
governor. 

Baker, during a news 
conference, said he advocates a 
string of business tax cuts, paid 
for by cuts in government 
spending cuts iuid a reduction in 
bureaucratic red tape. 



Casey visits hometown over 
Labor Day weekend 

Gov. Robert Casey spent tlie 
Labor day weekend back at his 
old hometown in Scranion, his 
first there since his June heiu't- 
liver iTiinsplant. 

Casey and his wife, Ellen, 
were driven to Scranton on 
Saturday. They spent the 
weekend with family and 
returned to Harrisburg by car on 
Monday. Casey .said he felt line 
following the U"ip. 

Gasey was dischiirged from a 
Pittsburgh ho.spital July 27. 



Women's group in court 

Women's right's lawyers asked 
a federal judge in Philadelphia 
Tuesday to hold the nationwide 
Operation Rescue imd four other 
of its anti-abortion organizers m 
contempt of court lor violating 
an injuction restraining them 
from blocking abortion clinics. 

"It is time their mob rule 
tactics were stopped," s[iid Linda 
Wharton, an attorney for the 
Women's Law Project, which 
filed the notion with U.S. 
District Judge (Tarence 
Newcomer. 





News 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Woman can't enroll at the 
Citadel 

A federal judge has ruled 
against Shannon R. Eaulkner, 18, 
of South Carolina, in her bid to 
become the first female to attend 
the state-run, all-male military 
insUtulion. 

Faulkner deleted references to 
her gender on her application 
form and was originally 
accepted. 



RAX 

"All You Can Eat" 
SPECIALS 

(includeing endless food bar) 

Wed. & Thurs....- Wings (deep fried & buffalo) $4.29 11 am- s pm 

Friday - Seafood Buffet $5.99 4 pm- 9 pm 

Saturday - Pizza and Lasagna $4.99 11 am-spm 

Sunday - Breakfast Buffet $4.29 9 am- 2 pm 

Sunday - Turkey Buffet (Carve it yourseio $5.99 ham- 8 pm 

Located Across from the Clarion Mall 

STUDENT DISCOUNT CARDS AVAILABLE 



Harvard tests male 
contraceptive 

A male contraceptive that 
blocks the production of spenn 
while preserving the libido has 
been tested and found successful 
by Harvard medical reseiirchers. 

The contraceptive, which is 
given by injection, surpressed 
sperm production in over a 
dozen volunteers who reported 
no loss in sexual desire. When 
the injections were terminated, 
sperm counts returned to normal 
within appro.ximately 90 days, 
the Harvard Gii/ette reported. 

At this point in the testing, 
volunteers had to submit to a 
daily injection, which chief 
researcher Syros Pavlou termed 
"not practical." He said, 
however. that several 
laboratories were attempting to 
create a longer-lived injection, a 
birth-control nasal spray or an 
underskin imphmt. 

Employment outlook brightens 

The hiring outlook is 
improving for the fourth quiu"ter 
and should exceed hiring 
patterns from a yeiu- ago, said 
the HmplovTHcnt ()utJ(X)k Survey 
conducted by Manp<wer. 

In a survey of neiu^ly l*i,0(X) 
U.S. firms. Manpower found that 
22 percent of the businesses 
surveyed are planning to hire, 
compared to 21 percent last year. 

limployers in the Northeast 
and West will be hiring below 
the national level, the Midwest at 
about 22 percent, and the South 
above the average. 



Service with a smile 

Texans apparently have a 
different style of helping new 
and returning students move into 
their dorms - at least at the 
University of Texas at Austin. 

President Robert Berdahl and 
about ?>0() other faculty and staff 
members participated in the 
"Mooov In" event in late 
August, officials siiid. 

Ilie volunteers were stationed 
at four residence sites. As 
students and their parents drove 
up to move in, the volunteers 
assisted by carrying boxes, 
luggage, stereos and other items 
into dorm rooms. A campus 
news release said the first ever 
event was designed to give the 
students an informal "Texas 
style" howdy. 

You may be wondering just 
why it was called a "Mcxxn' In." 
The University of Texas iciuns 
are called the Longhorns, that's 
why. 

Students support speech code 

Just over half of Stanford 
University seniors questioned in 
a recent poll said they support 
the university's policy on free 
expression, and HO percent said 
they do not leel that it hindered 
bringing up sensitive subjects in 
the classrmMn. 

Stanford adopted a policy 
entitled "Fundmnental Standiu-d 
Interpretation: I ree Hxpression 
and Discriminatory Harassment" 
after concern mounted over 
racially -motivated incidents 
which (K'curred on the cjunpus. 



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Dragnet [Van Dyke [M.T. Moore |m.T. Moore [Lucy Show 



Sex, Shock & Censorship 



'Alien 3 ' (1992) Sigourney Weaver. 



**V2 "Farewell to the King' (^%9, Drama) Nick Nolle, Nigel Havers. 



** 'The Other Woman' 



A. Hitchcock [Superman 



Unsolved Mysteries 



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College Football: Regional Coverage 



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7:30 



**'/2 'The Jewel of the Nile" (1985) Kathleen Turner, g 



War by the Shore 



[Drag Racing: US. Nat Is [News 



NBC News 



U.S. Open Tennis: Women's Final and Men's Semifinals (Live) g 



U.S. Open Tennis: Women's Final and Men s Semifinals (Live) g 



(3:00) 'e/qS/iote (1987) 



War by the Shore 



American Gladiators 



Drag Racing: US Nat Is 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



News g [NBC News 



(3:30) Bloodhounds Of Broadway (^989) [: *** 'I Deal in Danger' {]%&) 



PGA Golf: Canadian Open - Third Round. (Live) 



(3 00) 4fl HAS (1982) [Gossip! 



B. Buddies 



Greysloke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes' 



(3 30)*** Farandylwat^' 1992) Tom Cruise 'PG-13' 



Can't on TV Arcade 



Freshmen Salute 



Man Against the Mob T he Chinatow n Murders (1989) 



Horse R. [Sportscenter 



Swamp [Beyond 



News g 



Night Court 



Jefferson 



Wh. Fortune 



Untouchables (In Stereo) g 



Crusaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



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College Football: Washington at Ohio State. (Live) g 



10:30 



Dream On g 



Empty Nest [Empty Nest 



Medicine Woman 



Medicine Woman 



Copsg 



Empty Nest 



Cops (R) g 



Empty Nest 



*** 



■Dear Bngitte" (1965, Comedy) James Stewart. 



"Miss America: Behind the Crown" (1992, Drama) g 



■■For Love and Gfory (1993, Drama) Robert Foxworth. 



■'For Love and Glory" (1993, Drama) Robert Foxworth. 



Front Page (In Stereo) g j Catwalk "First Gig' (R) 



"Miss America: Behind the Crown' (1992, Drama) g 



Football [College Foottiall: Georgia at Tennessee. (Live) 



: **V2 "ffo//fes "(1980, Adventure) Roger Moore. PG 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



** "Loverboy [\989] Patrick Dempsey 'PG-13' g 



**V2 "Housesitter" {m2, Comedy) Steve Martin. 'PG' 



Double Dare [Legends [Doug 



[Rugrats 



: **V2 ''Pink Lightning" (\m , Comedy) Sarah Buxton. 



*** 



"Trading P/aces' (1983, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd 



**y2 "One False Move"' (1991) Bill Paxton. 'R' 



*** 



"S/ste/-/4cr(1992) Whoopi Goldberg. PG' g 



Clarissa [Roundhouse [Ren-Stimpy [You Afraid? 



*♦* "Prison Stories: Women on the Inside' 



(1991) 



Football 



11:00 



Crypt Tales 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



11:30 



12:00 



*** 'The Untouchables' 



Design. W. [Ent. Tonight 



Saturday Night Live (R) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables (In Stereo) g 



Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) [Arsenio Hall 



News g [Saturday Night Live (R) 



**V2 ""/Legend' (1985) Tom Cruise. PG' 



Baseball 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



*V2 ■■Protect: Shadowchaser {}992) R 



*•* 



■■Honeymoon in Vegas" (1992) g 



Sportscenter [NASCAR 



** 



"The Toxic Avenger " 



"r/;eStvordsmaff"(1992) 



Very Very Nick at Nite 



"When Stranger 



Hidden [Hidden [Unsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



China Beach 



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(3:30) ***'/? "Meet John Doc (1941) Gary Cooper. 



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7:30 



** ■Big Girls Don't Cry... they Get Even" (1992) 'PG 



Newsg 



ABC News 



NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Los Angeles Rams. From Anaheim Stadium. 



U.S. Open Tennis: Mens Final. (Live) g 



U.S. Open Tennis: Men's Final. (Live) g 



**'^ ■The Shaggy DA. " (1976, Comedy) Dean Jones. [Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Los Angeles Rams. From Anaheim Stadium 



(3:00) •*V2 ■ffolkes" (\9B0) \: **'; "Legend' {)%5) Tom Cruise. PG' [Short Sub. 



PGA Golf: Canadian Open - Final Round. (Live) 



(2:30) Trading Places 



(3:30) Top Secrer^' (1984) 



Gossip! 



[Sister Sam 



Baseball Tonight 



Two Dads 



** 



"3 A/OT/as "(1992) Victor Wong. PG 



Can't on TV Arcade 



[Wild Side 



Chris Cross 



Fifteen 



*** 



"When He's Not a Stranger" (1989, Drama) 



Two Dads 



Bradymania: Very Brady 



I Witness Video g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



Townsend Television g 



Fifth Quarter Video 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



*V2 "The Stjper" (1991) Joe Pesci. R" g 



Lois & Clark: Adventures of Superman 



Seaquest DSV "To Be or Not to Be " g 



9:30 



Age-lnnoc. 



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"Sexual Response" 0%2) R' 



How I Spent My Summer Vacation (R) g 



Murder, She Wrote (R) g 



Murder, She Wrote (R) g 



Martin g [Living Single 



[Larroquette [Wings (R)g 



"Sherlock Holmes Returns" (1993) Anthony Higgins. g 



'Sherlock Holmes Returns'' (^993) Anthony Higgins. g 



Married... 



Dearest 



Seaquest DSV "To Be or Not to Be " q 



*•'/; "SK/yesfe/- (1985) Richard Farnsworth. PG' 



NFL Primetime 



MacGyver "Cleo Rocks " g 



Were Talkin' Serious Money (1993) [: *'/2 'Ski Patrol' (1990) Roger Rose. "PG" 



**V2 "77?e Cutting £rfqe"(1992) D B. Sweeney. "PG" 



Double Dare [Legends [You Afraid? [Looney 



•** "Stolen Babies ' {"\99Z, Drama) Mary Tyler Moore. 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Larroquette jWings (R) g 



•**V2 "'Brazil "{^985, Satire) Jonathan Pryce. (In Stereo 



Major League Baseball: Oakland Athletics at Baltimore Orioles. (Live! 



: ** "The Secret Passion of Robert Clayton" (1992) g 



: **• ■School r/es" (1992) Brendan Fraser PG-13" g 



Counterstrike "D.O.A " (R) 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Paid Prog. 



News 



11:30 



Real Sex 4 (R 



Cheers g 



Night Court 



12:00 



Roggin's 



Cur. Affair 



Star Search (In Stereo) 



Love Con. 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 



Baywatch g 



Perspective 



Suspect 



Sportscenter 



Cleopatra Jones " ( 1 973) 



** 



*** 



■■Hook""{m\. Fantasy) Robin Williams. (In Stereo) PG' g 



"Ulterior Motives" {W2, Drama) R' 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



Nick News Mork 



[Lucy Show [Van Dyke [M.T. Moore 



*•* "Claras Heart (1988, Drama) Whoopi Goldberg. 



NFL 



Hollywood 



** 



"Sunset Grill" {m2) 



***Vi "Terminator 2: Judgment Day " i^99^) R' q 
Donna Reed [ Dragnet [A. Hitchcock Superman 



Night Out 



Speciality Update 



Physicians 



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■'Police Academy 5: Miami Beach^ 



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Oprah Winfrey g 



[Cheers g 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Cops g 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3 00) Sylvester" {\98b] 



Max Out (R) 



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(3:00) 



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Cheers g 



Design. W. 



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Oprah Winfrey g 



Murphy B. 



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NBC News 



**'/; "fasf (^harlie - The h/loonbeam Rider' (1979) 



NFL Yrbk. 



Ninja Turtles 



Max Out 



Ninja Turtles 



Th'breds 



Ninja Turtles 



: **'2 "White Lightning' [Wi] Burt Reynolds. PG 



: **** 'T^e Charge ot the Light Brigade jmS) 
Crazy Kids j Hey Dude (R)| Guts 



Warm Hearts. Cold Feet (1987) Tim Matheson. 



What You Do 



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Jeopardy! g 



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CBS News 



Roseanne g 



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Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



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**V; "Secrets {^992. Drama) Chnstopher Plummer. g 



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Just One of the Girls " (1993, Comedy) Corey Haim. g 



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MacGyver g 



Blossom g 



Short Sub. 



Sportscenter |NFL Prime Monday 



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Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote g 



Northern Exposure (R) g 



Northern Exposure (R) g 



Mama 



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Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Edition 



Chevy Chase Tom Selleck. 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



*** 



"Bite the Bullet " jmS) "PG' 



Baseball [Sportscenter 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) 



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""Ulterior Motives 0992, Drama) R' 



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Dream Lg. 


NFL Yrbk. 


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NBA Today 


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The Clarion Call - 9-9-93- Page 11 





Young actor shares personal struggle 



by Suzanne Hildebrandt 
Features Writer 

Television and movie actor 
Corey Feldman was the first 
speaker in the Clarion University 
Activities Board lecture series 
for 1993-94. 

His presentation on September 
7th at 8:00 p.m. in the Marwick- 
Boyd Auditorium was titled 
"Alcohol and drug abuse: A 
personal struggle," which, as the 
title indicates, touched on the far 
too common problem of drug 
addiction. 

Of the 700 seats in the 
auditorium, 697 of them were 
reserved by university students 
alone. Many came just to have 
something to do or to see the 
"movie star" Corey Feldman, but 
they came out both entertained 
and, if not informed on new 
things, then at least reminded 
how bad addiction can really get. 
In words that anyone could 
relate to, Corey recounted his 
own struggles in life from his 
abusive home life and nightly 
attempts of suicide to his esc^)e 
into the fantasy wwld of acting. 
His escape, however, led to his 
capture into the imprisoning 
world of addiction. 
At 14, he was introduced to 
alcohol and marijuana in the 
town hosting the filming of 
"Stand By Me", and in a matter 
of only two years he had moved 
on to bigger and "better" drugs, 
known as cocaine and heroin. 



He went from hanging out with 
his Hollywood friends doing 
drugs in his Beverly Hills 
apartment, to hanging out on the 
streets of downtown Los 
Angeles making deals with 
ganglords to keep his $250 a day 
habit in supply. He managed to 
survive three more years of this 
slow suicide with drugs until 
finally getting arrested and 
waking up to a little bit of 
reality. 

When the media slammed his 
face all over every TV screen in 
America and brought his 
problems to public, Corey woke 
up to a little bit of reality, but not 
enough to quit drugs. Instead he 
entered into a rehabilitation 
program on the court's order, 
only to leave in 35 days-not 
much better off than when he 
began. 

Before his next arrest he met 
Vanessa Marcil who, after a 
romantic get-away to Las Vegas, 
became his new wife. Even with 
a family in the making, he 
continued his drug abuse, 
eventually resulting in another 
arrest and another rehabilitation 
program mandated by the court. 
This time he was out by the next 
day and arrested again facing 
federal penitention time if he 
didn't give the program a chance. 
In debt $150,000, his career at 
a stand-still and a marriage on 
the rocks, he finally made a 
decision to change. With a will 
to do things differently, Feldman 



stayed in the facilities for nine 
months, and this time facuig his 
past for the first time instead of 
hiding it in the dark comers of 
his mind. 

Feldman now has three years 
of sobriety behind him and has 
found a new purpose in life. For 
the past two years he has been 
lecturing for different 
organizations and schools and 
donating much of his time to 
various foundations. 

Feldman will "continue to do 
this for as long as there is a 
need," in order to fulfill what he 
calls his "role in the universe." 
"Addicts are not bad people 
trying to get good but sick 
people trying to get better and if 
I can help even one person then 
I've done my job." 

Feldman's first priority is 
spiritually driven now instead of 
confusion's desperation. He 
hopes that people can learn that 
ccxnmunication is the first step in 
the whole spectrum of 
prevention. 

"Addiction lies in the barriers 
we place within ourselves, and 
conmiunication allows us to not 
build up the pain within 
ourselves that creates the walls." 
For those that are already 
caught up in the "escape" of 
drugs Corey Feldman just warns, 
"Stop now; it only gets worse, it 
never gets better." 

Feldman's life is moving on in 
a positive direction now. 
Corey wrote and produced all of 




Katie Zaikoski/Clarion Calll 
Famous young actor Corey Feldman spills his emotions about his 
drug addiction struggles to large audience Tuesday night. 



the soundtrack of "Rock and Roll 
High School Forever," and has 
now formed his own music 
publishing company, 

Coreyography Music, and is in 
the process of starting his own 
publishing company, 

Coreyography Film. Soon to be 
released is National Lampoon's 



movie "Last Resort," which pairs 
up Feldman with his long time 
co-star Corey Haim, whom he 
could also be seen with in an 
upcoming TV series. Also in the 
makes is a kickboxing film "A 
Dangerous Place." Back on 
track and putting out some great 
stuff, Corey Feldman is 



Find your pot of gold at Pittsburgh's Irish Festival 



by Ron SantiUo 
Features Writer 



All are welcome to join in on 
the fun as the Pittsburgh Brewing 
Company brings "Halfway to St. 
Patrick's Day" to the I.C. Light 
Amphitheatre and tent. Station 
Square, September 10-12. 

Traditional and contemporary 
entertainment, Irish foods and 
refreshments, children's 
activities, Irish dance lessons, 
Irish musical intruments 
demonstrations and many other 
activities will highlight the 
weekend of Irish food, fun and 
customs. Those schedulded to 
appear and entertain include 
Dermot O'Brien, Cabal Dunne, 



Celtic Rocker Sean Fleming, 
Mary O'Dowd, Tip Splinter, Sean 
O'Neill and many more. 

Enter the I.C. Light 
Amphitheatre and tent and feel 
yourself being carried off to the 
Emerald Isles as the sweet 
aromas of Irish soda bread, thick 
hearty stew, and buttery new 
potatoes fill the air. While you 
stuff yourself with the delicious 
Irish foods, enjoy the sounds of 
traditional and contemporary 
minstrels and musicians playing 
Irish ballads and rousing 
folksongs. 

More highlights include 
Pittsburgh's Irish organizations, 
leprechauns, "pots of gold," 
shamrocks, shillelaghs, and a 



wealth of Irish customs. 

Children are also sure to enjoy 
themselves with a variety of 
Celtic entertainment, including 
sing-a-longs, Irish storytellers, 
performances and Irish musical 
instmments demonsuations. The 
Irish Dog Display tent will give 
the children a firsthand and up- 
close look at six different Irish 
dogs like the Irish Wolf Hound, 
Irish Setter, the Terrier, and 
more. 

The fun begins on Friday 4 
p.m.-midnight, Saturday 11 a.m.- 
midnight, and Sunday 9:30 a.m.- 
6 p.m. Highlighting Sunday's 
entertainment will be a Gaelic 
mass at 10 a.m. The mass will 
be led in the Gaelic language by 



Father Michael Cahill. 

Use your own "pot-of-gold" to 
take home a bit of Ireland when 
you visit the Irish marketplace. 
Authentic merchandise such as 
Aran knit sweaters, Irish sweets, 
tapes and CD's, books, 
monogrammed crystal, and little 
knick-knacks will be available 
for purchase from the nation's 
leading Irish impon stores. 

AdmissicHi is $5 for adults and 
$2.50 for children twelve and 
under. Children under three are 
admitted free. Admission is also 
free for the first hour of each day 
of the festival. 

Volunteers are also needed for a 
variety of jobs and shifts. 
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volunteers and no experience is 
necessary. Those interested in 
volunteering are invited to a 
Volunteer Kick-Off party on 
Thursday, September 9 at 7 p.m. 
at Mullaney's Harp and Fiddle 
Irish Pub on 24th and Penn 
Avenue in the Strip District. 
Free refreshments will be served 
and all volunteers will have a 
chance to become more 
acquainted with each other and 
enjoy the company of old 
friends. 

For more information, 
schedule of events, future 
mailings or involvement, please 
contact Nan Krushinski at (412) 
422-5642 or (412) 422-6630. 






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Simon says 'What's so funny about magic?' 



by Katie Zaikoski 
Features Writer 



Calching him on the rebound 
after his five day tour in 
Instanbul, Turkey, magician 
extraordinaire Sam Simon will 
dazzle the minds of his audience 
with his dynamic new illusions 
jmd comical one-man stage show 
on Saturday, September 11, at 8 
p.m. in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose Rcx)m. 

The 60-minute performance 
will be the first time that Clarion 
University has been inu-oduced 
to the three spectacular illusions 
that Simon has inserted into his 
program. Saturday's show will 
consist of a combination of both 
the new illusions and his original 
one-man stage show that he is 
best noted for. 

Simon's wife and now business 
partner, Rhea, has been assisting 
Simon in the shows for over a 




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UAB presents comic-magician Sam Simon this Saturday at 8 p.m. 



year, and will be featured in all 
three spellbinding illusions 
which she says "can be 
compared to David Copperfield- 
lype stunts." 

Rhea Simon says, " I will 
actually participate in the 
Twister, Houdinni's 

Metamorphosis and the Zig Zag 
illusions." She also added that 
during the Zig Zag illusion she 
will be pulled apart by her 
entertaining spouse. 

Simon has been in the art of 
magic for fifteen years and has 
presented his show to over 200 
colleges and universities since 
1986. Other areas that he has 
debuted in are Tampa, California 
and Paris. In addition to the 
performing business, the Simons 
operate the Concert and Event 
Productions which promotes and 
books headline entertainers. 
"We are looking to get 



involved with the music for 
upcoming Clarion University 
events this year," Rhea Simon 
adds. 

Simon is very big on audience 
participation and will be 
performing favorite tricks and 
acts such as the "restored 
newspaper," the "pom pom pull," 
and, of course, the three thrilling 
illusions thai look to provide an 
enjoyable evening for all who 
attend this performance. 

Sam Simon's show is free and 
everyone is welcome to attend. 
This Special Comic Event is 
sponsored by the Clarion 
University Activities Board, and 
is the special feature for 
Saturday's Family Day 



Recognitions to be awarded to outstanding individuals/groups 



by Amy Gerkin 
Features Editor 



With close to six thousand 
students roaming this campus, it 
is difficult for some students to 
be recognized when it is 
deserved. Therefore, beginning 
this month Student Senate will 
be implementing three kinds of 
monthly awards to those 



outstanding students, 

organizations, and organization 
advisors. 

According to the guidelines, in 
order to be awarded Clarion 
Students' Association Student of 
the Month, the recipient must be 
a full-time student with good 
academic standing (2.0 or 
above). The recipient must have 



displayed outstanding service 
and made positive contributions 
through involvement in campus 
activities during the month of 
recognition. 

The Organization of the Month 
goes to any Clarion Students' 
Association recognized or 
approved organization that must 
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service and made positive 
contributions to the university 
and/or the surrounding 
community during the month of 
recognition. 

Lastly, the Organization 
Advisor of the Month is given to 
any organization advisor of an 
approved or recognized Clarion 
Students' Association. Like the 
recipients of Student and 
Organization of the Month, the 
organization advisor must have 
displayed outstanding service 
and made positive contributions 
to the organizauon during the 
month of recognition. 

The intention of these awards 
is to distinguish those 
individuals and organizations 
with selection based on 
involvement in campus 
acuvities, positive contributions 
and service to Clarion 
University. The students, 
organizations, and organization 



advisors may be nominated by 
any member of the Clarion 
Students' Association, (x Clarion 
University's administration, 
faculty or staff. 

The recognition panel who will 
be evaluating the nominees 
consists of Dr. Diane Reinhartf.f 
President of Clarion University; 
Dr. George Curtis, Vice- 
President for Student Affairs; Dr. 
Colleen McAleer, Professor of 
Speech Pathology and 
Audiology; Mr. Hal Wassink, 
Coordinator of Student 
Activities; Michelle Sporer, 
Editor for The Clarion Call; and 
Gara Smith, President of Student 
Senate. 

Applications for these awards 
will be at the Student Senate 
office (269 Gemmell) and are 
due no later than the first day of 
the following month of 
recognition. The recipients of 
these awards will be announced 
in The Clarion Call each month. 



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-In a June profile, The New 
York Times reported that New 
York City Sanitation 
Department's "artist-in- 
residence," Mierle Laderman 
Ukeles, has accomplished the 
following: built an archway 
made of gloves discarded by city 
employees and a structure made 
of piled steel shavings from 
subway car wheels; 
choreogr^^jhed a dance of street- 
sweeping machines; and 
conducted a performance art 
piece in which she shook hands 
with all 8,500 employees of the 
department. On the side, the 
self-described "maintenance 
artist" conducted a ballet of 
garbage barges in Pittsburgh. 

-Police in Gonzalez, Louisiana, 
arrested Garrick "Lucky" Lewis, 
20, in April on the complaint of 
a 21-year-old woman. The 
woman said Lewis broke into her 
apartment, lectured her about the 
need to lock her windows and 
doors, and left. A half-hour 

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later, Lewis broke in again and 
allegedly tried to rape her 

-Former Hemet, California, 
high school quarterback A.T. 
Page, who had sex more than a 
hundred times with the wife of 
his coach, Randy Brown, in 
Brown's presence, said Brown 
called the adventures "astronaut 
training" and said they would 
make Page a better football 
player Said Page, "Just as (sex) 
would be going on with (Mrs. 
Brown), (the coach) would plug 
in a videotape of a scrimmage or 
a practice and say, 'Now this is 
what you're doing wrong, A.T.'" 
-In December, at the University 
of Colorado, three-hour final 
exams in French classes were 
cancelled halfway through when 
women's basketball coach Ceal 
Barry commandeered the gym 
where the exam was being held 
for a team practice. All 580 test 
takers received an A because of 
the inconvenience. 

-The Syracuse Herald-Journal 
reported in January that its 
telephone hotline, featuring 



excerpts of presidential debates 
last fall, was successful except 
for one glitch: Ross Perot's 
voice sometimes hit a pitch that 
mimicked a certain telephone 
tone that automatically shut 
down the system. 

-In July, Donald Wyman, 37, 
gained national notoriety when 
he rescued himself from 
underneath a fallen tree near 
Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, by 
amputating his own leg at the 
knee with a small pocket knife 
and then driving for help. A few 
days earlier, a 31 -year-old 
Tacoma, Washington man cut off 
his arm and nose with a bread 
knife because he was depressed. 
And the family of a 15-year-old 
boy in Elkton, Maryland, is 
suing the county board of 
education for $3 million because 
a dog stepped on the boy's groin 
before school one day, resulting 
in the need to amputate a testicle. 

-According to several news 
reports, the latest synthetic drug 
craze in some U.S. cities is 
methcathinone, or "Cat," which 



Welcome to the real world: Jeff 

Powell speaks 'Straight from the Hood' 



by Melissa Caraway 
Features Writer 



Tonight the Minority Student 
Services Speaker Committee of 
Clarion University will introduce 
student activist and poet Kevin 
Powell. The topic of Powell's 
lecture will be "Student 
Activism and Campus Racism." 

Although Powell has lectured 
at such prestigious universities 
as Princeton, New York and 
Rutgers, the New Jersey native is 
best known to this MTV 
generation as one of "seven 
strangers picked to live in a loft 
and have their lives taped" on 
MTV's docu-soap "The Real 
World." He was also the host 
and writer of the music channel's 
documentary "Straight From the 
Hood." 

Before lecturing at universities 
around the country on black 
male-female relationships, hip- 
hop culture and other topics 
affecting young black men, 
Powell was a student at Rutgers 
University. There the outspoken 
scholar acted as chair of the 
African Student Congress, leader 



of the 100 Black Men of Rutgers 
University and concentrated on 
speaking out against campus 
racism and tuition inaeases. He 
is also an advocate of 
multiculturalism on our 
counuy's campuses. Powell has 
also spent time as a social 
worker and a New York 
University English instructor. 

Powell's poetry and 
journalistic works have appeared 
in "Essence", "Emerge", and 
"Rolling Stone" magazines as 



well as being recognized by the 
African Poetry Theatre's Annual 
Poetry Contest and the 
Nuyorican Poets Cafe Grand 
Slam Contest for their 
powerfully honest and timely 
content. His first volume of 
poetry, entitled "don't feel no 
way," was published last spring. 
Kevin Powell's lecture, which 
will be held at 7:30 in the Hart 
Chapel, is free and all are 
welcome to attend. 



Poetry Contest 

$12,000 in prizes 

Each original poem entered in the North 
American Open Poetry Contest also has a 
chance to be published in deluxe anthology. 

Contest is free and open to everyone. Send one 
original poem of any subject and style to The National 
Library of Poetry, 11419 Cronridge Drive, P.O. Box 
704.ZI, Owings Mills, MD 21117. 

Deadline is September 30, 1993 (New contest Oct!) 



is manufactured with various 
industrial chemicals, including 
battery acid and Drano — thus 
requiring police to treat all 
manufacturing and sales sites 
they raid as toxic waste dumps. 
Symptoms of use include: 
sweating, quivering, shaking, 
experiencing long periods of 
stupor and paranoid 
hallucinations, and, said Wausau, 
Wisconsin sheriff's deputy Tom 
Kujawa, smelling bad. Said 
Kujawa, "The people who use it 
sunk." 

-The class president of third- 
year graduate students at Duke 
University Divinity School was 
expelled in April for a scheme in 
which, in words and deeds, he 
faked a case of terminal cancer, 
to the point of keeping his head 
shaved to mimic the effect of 
chemotherapy. 

-In January, a Dallas recording 
company mistakenly sent the 
wrong compact discs to about 
three dozen of the 1,000 radio 
stations that were to receive 
religious programming 

sponsored by the Southern 
Baptist Radio-TV Commission. 
Instead, the company had sent 
the alternative music band Dead 
Kennedys' album "Fresh Fruit 
for Rotting Vegetables," which 
includes the song "I Kill 
Children." 

-The Associated Press reported 



The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 - Page 13 

in April that the Red Belle 
Saloon in Salt Lake City is 
prospering under its new owners. 
Last year, bikers in a motorcycle 
gang called the Barons, whose 
clubhouse is near the bar, 
became angry at seeing the drug 
dealing, prostitution and violent 
crimes taking place at the bar, so 
they bought it, rehabilitated it 
and set the clientele straight. 

-In March in Port St. Lucie, 
Florida, four Christian pastors 
and two parishioners performed 
an exorcism of an oak tree just 
off Interstate 95. It has long 
been known in the community 
that two victims of a mass 
murderer were hanged from the 
tree in 1977, but things became 
more urgent recently when two 
kids reported being chased away 
from the tree by people in hoods 
shouting, "We want your blood." 
Instead of razing the tree, the 
property owner elected the 
exorcism and the erection of a 
cross nearby. 

-Seattle, Washington police 
arrested a 27-year-old man in 
April after he attempted to 
deposit a check into his account 
at a Washington Mutual Bank 
office. According to a teller, he 
is the same man who robbed the 
branch two days earher. 

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Food Booths 
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Have dinner and a movie... 
in downtown Pittsburgh 



The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 - Page 15 



by Crystal Janis 
Features Writer 



Wanna catch a movie? Even 
with the Orpheum's newly 
remodeled neon glow, where else 
would be a cool environment to 
go see a movie? Were you 
thinking Pittsburgh? Good 
answer. The pink and blue neon 
on Main Street really doesn't 
come close in comparison to the 
numerous mystical lights shining 
from downtown Pittsburgh. 

You could take a roadtrip to 
this h^penin' city and watch a 
movie at Pittsburgh's Playhouse. 
With so many neat pubs, bar and 
grills, and restaurants all around 
the area, treating yourself to 
something tasty could also work 
into your trip. 

Here is a listing as to what will 
be playing at the Rockwell and 
Hamlet Street Theaters during 
the month of September "Much 
Ado About Nothing," starring 
Micheal Keaton, Kenneth 
Branagh, Emma Thompson, and 
Denzel Washington, is a rousing, 
wonderfully entertaining and 
funny film ver*sion of 
Shakespeare's play about people 
falling in love. This film runs 



until September 9. 

"Un Coeur En Hiver" (A Heart 
in Winter) is highlighted 
September 10-30. Starring 
Daniel Auteuil, Emmanuelle 
Beart, Maurice Garel, and Andre 
Dussollier, this film is about two 
men whose friendship is 
disrupted when they both fall for 
the same young, beautiful 
violinist. 

Also featured by the Playhouse 
Film repertory are favorites such 
as "The Lover" (Sept. 1), 
"Strictly Ballroom" (Sept. 3), 
"Dave" (Sept. 4), "Lost in 
Yonkers" (Sept. 10). "The 
Crying Game" (Sept. 11), 
"Malcolm X" (Sept. 17), 
"Othello" (Sept 20), and "Spike 
and Mikes All Sick and Twisted 
Festival of Animation" (Sept. 
24-30) which includes over 
eighteen underground animation 
hits including "Beevis and 
Butthead." 

So, grab some friends and 
jump into your car and enjoy the 
sites of Pittsburgh. Tickets range 
in price from $3-$5. For more 
information, location and film 
times, the Film Line can give 
you all the necessary details at 
621-6601. 



Civil Rights: Then and Now 



by Toni Ross 
Features Writer 



The issue of Civil Rights will 
be discussed in a lecture given 
by Julian Bond, a civil rights 
activist, politician, writer and 
teacher. The lecture, "Civil 
Rights: Then and Now," will be 
presented on Wednesday, 
September 15 at 7:30 p.m. in the 
multi-purpose room of the 
Gemmell Complex. 

Bond has dedicated his life to 
the struggle for equality in this 
counu^. He has taught at many 
universities and has received 14 
honorary degrees including 
Lincoln University. Bond also 
served on the Georgia State 



Senate and has been elected to 
public office more times than 
any black Georgian. 

Today, Bond is the host of 
"America's Black Forum," and 
has published many books on the 
subject of Civil Equality. He has 
also been a conmientator on the 
"Today" show and was the 
author of a nationally syndicated 
newspaper column called 
"Viewpoint." 

The lecture is part of the 
Clarion University Visiting 
Scholars Series and is free and 
open to the public. Following 
Bond's lecture, there will be a 
reception hosted by President 
Reinhard at Moore Hall. 



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'Eracism* speaker celebrates loyalty to planet 



by John Martinec 
Features Writer 



Clarion University will play 
host to Eracismist, song writer 
and essayist Michael Kessler on 
September 13 at 8 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. 

The basis of Kessler's work is 
called Eracism (AIR-uh-cism). 
Eracism is a word coined by 
Kessler and calls for loyalty to 
the planet that is equal to the 
loyalty one feels for their 
country. He also envisions the 
world on the verge of a new 
historical era which will begin 
with making a counuy out of the 
planet. 

Kessler has personally 
composed one hundred songs 
and sixty more in collaboration 
with others. The basic theme of 
his songs stress his desire for 
world peace. His music has been 
performed in the United States 




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Eracism speaker Michael Kesssler signifles loyalty to our planet. 



The 'Fire' will be burning at Carnegie 



by Sherry Dickerson 
Features Writer 



Attention artists and art lovers! 
If you love art in any fcam, come 
witness Formed Bv Fire at the 
Carnegie Museum of Art in 
Pittsburgh before the fire goes 
out. 

Formed Bv Fire is a creative 
display of works by seven glass 
and metal artists that can be 
observed September 11 through 
November 7. For the anxious 
artists and art lovers, a special 
preview of the crafts will be on 
display Friday, September 10 
from 5-10 p.m. 

The exhibition Formed Bv Fire 
includes a select group of artists, 
such as Jonathan Bonner, 
Michele Oka Doner, Joey 
Kirkpatrick, Flora C. Mace, 
Dante Marioni, William Morris, 
and Albert Paley, who will 
expose their works of art. 

" Formed Bv Fire demonstrates 
the diversity of approaches 
among contemporary artists 
working in the traditional craft 
media of metal and glass," says 
Sarah Nichols, curator of 
antiquities, oriental and 
decorative jtffe,- 

"For these artists, technical 
mastery of glass aiid metal is 
merely the starting point for their 
own creative and personal 
exploration of the media. They 
have chosen media that excites 
and inspires them," Nichols 
adds. 

Catch a glimpse of the 
transformation of raw glass and 
metal changing into creative art 



formations with the use of fire. 
This spectacle will include 
various processes such as 
forging, hand forming, casting 
and blowing, which results in 
brilliant colors, a sense of 
motion and an awe-inspiring 
scale. " ' 

In Formed Bv Fire, these 
contemporary artists will 
demonstrate different approaches 
of transforming glass and metal 
into their own decorative arts. 
This art diversity. Formed Bv 
Fire, can be viewed in the Forum 
Gallery and the Hall of Sculpture 
at the C^amegie Museum of Art. 
Tours of the displays will be 
available. For tour information, 
call (412) 622-3218. 



Formed Bv Fire is part of a 
nation-wide commemoration of 
"The Year of American Craft: A 
Celebration of the Creative Work 
of the Hand." In cooperation 
with Formed Bv Fire, a city- 
wide celebration that will be held 
by the Pittsburgh Craft 
Consortium begins on September 
10 in fifteen areas throughout the 
city. 

Also, as a part of the 
observance, the Carnegie 
Museum of Art will hold its 
annual decorative arts 
symposium on October 25. 
Many presentations are planned 
for this annual symposium. For 
more information concerning the 
symposium, call (412) 622-3208. 



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and in the former Soviet Union 
with his group, "The Working 
Class" who performed on 
national Soviet television for an 
audience of 100 million. 

Michael Kessler spreads his 
message of world peace and the 
creating of a constitutional, 
global society in other ways 
besides music. He is a globally 
published essayist. He is also a 
public speaker who presents his 
work via a slide/lecture program 
called the "Einstein Express." 
Kessler has been the guest of 
many television and radio shows 
both here in the United States 
and in the U.S.S.R., and hosted 
his own television series called 
"Archimedes* Lever." 

Kessler also co-delivered a 
presentation to the USSR 
Academy of Sciences and a 
follow-up article. 

Leaving his teaching career in 
1977, Louisville, Kentucky 

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native Kessler decided to reach 
out to a planetary audience with 
the opportunities promised in 
this new knowledge. He now 
has the ear of people like R. 
Buckminster Fuller, Harry 
Chapin, John Denver, Carl 
Sagen, and Muhanmied Ali. 

Kessler's quest can be 
summarized when he says "Once 
the average citizens of the world 
have a working understanding of 
this new information and the 
awesome possibilities it offers, 
the call for a global society of 
peace and prosperity will be 
made." 

Admission to this University 
Activities Arts Series 
presentation is free and everyone 
is welcome to attend and enjoy, 
as well as learn how to be more 
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The Clarion Call ■ 9-9-93 - Page 19 




West 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



If a title were placed on the 
Clarion football story of 1992, it 
would most likely read "A Tale 
of Two Seasons." After a dismal 
0-4 start, the Golden Eagles 
rallied for six straight wins, 
including a 35-26 thriller over 
lUP to capture the PSAC-West 
championship. Last season's 
magical conclusion coupled with 
the fact that the nucleus of the 
'92 squad still remains, has 
Clarion seeking "Great 
Expectations" for the year to 
follow. 

The Eagles certainly did not 
appear headed for a 
championship at season's start. 
The Eagles' defense surrendered 
48 points in each of their first 
two games, and early signs 
indicated that they were easier to 
run against than Michael 
Dukakis. Two more setbacks 
had the Eagles wallowing at 0-4, 
but before Cathy Ireland would 
have a shot to become the team's 
kicker. Clarion began showing 
signs of brilliance, both on 
offense and on defense. 

A 42-14 pounding of Lock 
Haven was wedged in between 
three point wins at Bloomsburg 
and at Shipp. A hard-fought 23- 
18 victory vs. Cal in blizzard- 
like conditions placed the Eagles 
at 4-4, 4-1 in the PS AC, and set 
up a surprisingly meaningful 
showdown with third place 
Slippery Rock. 

In a game that featured more 
offense than Howard Stem, the 
Eagles exploded for 34 second 
half points and earned a 
showdown with perennial 
powerhouse lUP for the PS AC 
Western Division Championship. 

Trailing the Indians late in 
quarter number four, the Clarion 
offense rallied for two 
touchdowns and claimed their 
first PSAC-West crown in nine 
years. As the final seconds 
ticked away, and hundreds of 
fans poured onto the field, 
Clarion linebacker Frank 
Andrews bellowed the prophetic 
phrase, "There's a new team in 
town!" 

That "new team in town" is 
ranked 19th in the country for 
Division II according to College 
Football Review, and have yet 
another brutal schedule to 




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Headed in the right direction: Eldrldge Ponder (2) and the Golden Eagle defense improved 
every game In '93, and over the final six weeks, allowed only 57.2 rushing yards per game, 
intercepted 12 passes, and forced 25 fumbles. 

withstand in 1993. Last year the newcomer Craig Ray. Zak was 9 

of 24 for 107 yards before 



Eagles played the toughest 
schedule in all of Division II. 
Eagle opponents had a winning 
percentage of 60.7%, and the 
combined record of the teams 
that handed Clarion its first four 
losses was 36-2-2. The task is 
no easier this year as five of the 
ten Eagle opponents are 
nationally ranked. 

Head coach Gene Sobolewski 
enters his 11th season as skipper 
of the Eagles and brings with 
him a career mark of 55-46. 
"Being the defending 
champions, we know everyone 
will be gunning for us," 
Sobolewski explained, "Our 
number one priority is to build 
on 1992, not live on its laurels." 

The 1993 squad will return 15 
starters and 32 lettermen from 
last year's title team, including 
five pre-season All-America 
selections. 

On offense, where the Eagles 
averaged over 400 yards per 
game one year ago, a battle for 
the starting quarterback position 
has been waged between 
incumbent Chris Zak and 



suffering a season-ending injury 
in the second game of the year, 
while Ray, a tfansfer from New 
Haven, is having a magnificent 
camp. 

The Clarion backfield consists 
of four letterwinners, and 
tailbacks Damien Henry, Art 
Gregory and Steve Witte will 
each get their share of work in 
'93. Henry rushed for 396 yards 
and scored tlve times last year, 
but nagging injuries have been 
known to reduce his 
effectiveness. Gregory, a hard- 
nosed runner and blcKker, may 
move to fullback to accompany 
Tom Lumadue and Chad 
Speakman at that position. Witte 
scored a touchdown on his first 
collegiate carry and is having an 
impressive pre-season. 

The receiving corps may be 
the best in Division II. Senior 
tight end Tim Brown caught 60 
balls last year for 614 yards and 
four touchdowns. Both Brown 
and junior wideout Marlon 
Worthy are pre-season, first team 
All-America selections going 



into '93. Worthy caught 32 
bombs for 607 yards seven 
touchdowns, while returning 21 
punts for 254 yards and one 
score. Jess Quinn and Kevin 
Harper round out the vertically 
challenged but explosive wide 
receiver unit of the Eagles. 
Senior tight end Ryan Alleman 
will also see plenty of time in 
the Clarion offensive line-up. 

The "O" line features three 
returners including second team 
PSAC-West selection Leonard 
Kirby. Kirby earned that honor 
as a guard but will move to right 
tackle in '93. Sophomore 
center John Smith, guard Ed 
Gillespie and freshman guard 
sensation Chris Martin appear to 
be the odds on favorites to start, 
while Jason Fazekas and Derek 
MacKay will battle for the final 
line spot. Red-shirt freshmen 
Joe Lemley and Chris Kiker 
have had good camps and are 
more than ready to fill in when 
necessary. The starting line will 
average nearly 6' 2" and 267 
pounds. 

The defensive unit rebounded 
from a rocky start in '92, and in 



the last six contests, it allowed 
an average of just 57.2 rushing 
yards per game. 

Up front, the Fagles expect a 
big year from senior Eric Acord. 
Acord has compiled 119 tackles 
and six sacks in the last two 
seasons. Brent Lehmann, Chris 
Coleman, Gary Fallings, and Ed 
Mariano, fresh off his Hill Street 
Blues project, will spend time 
grueling in the U-enches. 

The linebacking trio is a who's 
who of All-America's. Damon 
Mazoff has led the "D" in tackles 
the last two seasons with a 
combined 330: Frank Andrews 
collected 103 sticks and nine 
sacks last year; and Clint Terza, 
who quietly blasted 114 ball 
carriers and recorded four sacks. 

Clarion's defensive secondary 
plans to deliver even more 
punishment than it did in 1992, if 
that is possible Free safety Sean 
Spencer, who makes Ronnie Lott 
look like Pee Wee Herman, may 
be the hardest hitter in Division 
II. At the corners, Eldridge 
Ponder, who thwarted 11 passes 
in '92, and makes up ground 
faster than the Atlanta Braves, 
and Ric Giles, who recorded 34 
tackles in limited playing time, 
return for the Eagles. Pat Span, 
Damon Bratton, Dan Veney and 
Shawn Kimple round out the 
talented pool of defensive backs. 

Paul Cramer returns for the 
kicking chores, and Rich 
Ruperto will do the punting. 

The season opener is Saturday, 
Sept. 11 against defending 
PSAC-East champion West 
Chester. Kickoff at Clarion's 
Memorial Stadium is set for 2 
PM. 

1993 

Schedule 



9/11 West Chester 2:00 

9/18 New Haven 1:30 
9/25 Westminster 1:30 
10/2 Edinboro 1:00 

10/9 Bloomsburg * 2:00 
10/16 Lock Haven 1:30 
10/23 Shippensburg 1:00 
10/30 California 1:00 

11/6 Slippery Rock 1:00 
11/13 Indiana 1:30 

Home games are in bold. 
* Homecoming 



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The Clarion Call - 9-9-93 - Page 21 



Eagles land big name recruits 



hy Ihn Vessa 
Sports I'^ditor 



Men's Basketball 

Head coach Ron Rijjhicr ami 
his coachinj! stall have added 
lour dynamic players lo their 
l')')3 roster in an attempt to 
improve their 17-0 record ol a 
yeiir ajzo. "It's a well balanced 
group that come from highly 
successful programs," 

commented Righter. "We 
wanted to gel some quality 
freshmen this yciir to establish a 
foundation for our future, 
especially since we have six 
seniors returning in 1993-94" 

One of those quality freshmen 
is guard Orronn Brown. Brown, 
a talented 6' 2", 175-p()und point 
or sh{X)ting guard, averaged 18.5 
points, eight rebounds, five 
assists and four steals per 
contest. Brown was a second 
tcjun All-Public League and first 
tcimn All-Brooklyn .selection for 

New Utrecht High, and was 
considered the 27th best player 
in New York City by "Hoop 
Scoop" magazine. "Orronn is a 
future star in the PS AC", 
Righter said, "An extremely 
athletic player, Orronn does 
everything well and will follow 
in the footsteps of another 
Brooklyn player here, Kwame 
Morton." 

Ciuard Jamie Polak comes to 
Clarion after an exceptional 
senior season at Steel Valley 
High School. A first team 
WPIAL selection and Section 10 
MVP choice, Polak averaged 
23.5 ppg, 7.2 rpg and 6.5 assists 
per game. "Jamie should 
provide excellent depth to our 
backcourt," explained Righter. 
"A quality scorer, he also 
pos.sesses excellent passing skills 
and will be a very good future 
player in the PSAC." 



The 1 -Ragles added some size to 
their front court as well by 
recruiting 6'7" Scott Cronk. 
Cronk, who averaged 12 points 
and 1 1 hoards per game lor 
McDowell High School in lirie, 
led his team to the Metro League 
title iuid a second place finish in 
District 10. "Scott is a solid, 
lundiunentiilly sound player who 
has a bright future at Clarion," 
noted Righter. "We expect lo 
red-shirt Scott this sea.son and 
use the year to build overall 
strength. He's a hard worker and 
we l(X)k forward to having him 
in our program." 

Bill Chwalik is a 6'7", 220- 
pound forward from I'armington 
Hills, Michigan. Chwalik, a 
junior college transfer out of 
McComb Community College, 
was not signed by the Hagles 
until August 18. "He should be 
able to help us right away," 
Slated Clarion assistant coach Al 
Modrejewski, "He's a strong, 
aggressive player in the mold of 
a Mark McCarthy." 

Women's squad improves 

Clarion's 1992-93 women's 
basketball team posted a 24-6 
record last year and advanced to 
the round of sixteen in the 
NCAA playoffs. In the off- 
season, head coach Margaret 
"die" Parsons and her staff made 
great strides in solidifying their 
stay at the lop. 

April Thompson, a 5' 11" 
center from Beaver Falls scored 
856 career points and gathered 
757 rebounds while being named 
MVPof her section. 

Joy Brown, a 5'9" 
guard/forward from Warren 
Western Reserve in Warren, 
Ohio, was injured for her .senior 
year, but still accumulated 776 
points, 421 rebounds and 231 
assists for her career. 



Janette Bol/.e a 5 '9" 
guard/forward from West Perry 
High, was a three year starter 
and averaged 15.3 points her 
senior year. 

Tina Skelley and Wendy 
Lechner are both from the 
Altoona teiun that posted a 25-5 
record and advanced to the 
western final before losing to 
Oakland Catholic. Skelley 
averaged 3.2 ppg and Lechner 
averaged close to six per contest. 
"We're really excited about 
these five ladies who will be an 
integral part of our 1993-94 
season," Parsons explained. 
"We're looking forward to their 
contributions." 

Wrestling team adds bulk 

Jack Davis enters his second 
year as Clarion's he^d wrestling 
coach hoping to improve the 9- 
13-1 mark of last season. "We 
are very pleased with our 
signings for the 1993-94 
season," Davis said. The 
signings include two PIAA state 
champions, a runner-up, a fourth 
place finisher, and a pair of two- 
lime PIAA qualifiers. 

Bob Crawford, a 125-pounder 
from Millon High School, was 
ranked number one in the nation 
at 125 pounds by Amateur 
Wrestling News. A four-fime 
PIAA Champion, Crawford had 
a career record of 138-2, and 
became only the eighth wrestler 
in PIAA history to win four state 
crowns. Oh, by the way, he 
graduated in the top five percent 
of his class. 

Tom Tomeo, a 130-pounder 
from Grove City High School, 
finished 1992 ranked number 
two in the nation by Amateur 
Wrestling News al 130-pounds. 
A two-lime PIAA Champion, 
Tomeo finished with a career 
record of 143-8 and won his 



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final 79 matches. His greatest 
moment may have been his 
victory over University of Iowa 
recruit Jeff McGinness. 
McGinness came into the match 
as the number one ranked 
wrestler in the country and 
sporting a career record of 172-0 
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Clarion vs. West Chester on Sat. 



by B. Vessa 
Sports Editor 



In a game that probably should 
have been played last year, the 
PS AC- West champion Clarion 
Golden Eagles will face the 
PSAC-East champion West 
Chester Rams at Memorial 
Stadium on Saturday. 

West Chester went 9-2 a year 
ago and last week played New 
Haven, the team that knocked 
them from the playoffs last 
season. After leading 20-17 at 
the half, the Rams defense could 
not contain the potent New 
1 laven offense, and West Chester 
fell 45-.11 

The Rams possess an explosive 
offense that averaged 428 yards 
and 29.4 points per game last 
year. Junior quarterback Dave 



MacDonald, who hit on 20 of 
47 for 362 yards on Saturday, 
was the PSAC-East "Player of 
the Year" last season. 

MacDonald will look for 
PSAC-East "Rookie of the 
Year" Jarmin Culbreth, who 
grabbed 48 passes for 671 
yards last year, and Rich Neel, 
who took home the "PSAC- 
East "Player of the Week" 
award with a 10 reception, 222 
yard day against New Haven 
last week. 

The Rams can run the ball as 
well. Scott Eberiy and Shawn 
Little gained 722 and 656 yards 
respectively last year. 

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by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



In the last seven years, the 
Clarion University tennis team 
has compiled an absurd 85-6 
dual meet record, by far the best 
in the East. However, 1993 may 
turn out to be a year of 
transition, as the Lady Eagles 
welcome seven newcomers to 
their outstanding program. 

Head Coach Terry Acker, who 
begins his fourth season as the 
Eagle's chief, has banged out a 
28-5 career slate. "We're 
expecting a solid season from 
our four returning veterans," 
Acker said, "but we also have 
seven first year players who will 
be using the dual meet season to 
mature into the collegiate game." 

Leading the way for the Eagles 
in 1993 will be four-year starter 
Shara Wolkimir. Wolkimir, last 
season's number one singles 
player, finished the year with a 
7-5 singles record and a doubles 
ledger of 10-4. "Shara is 
technically the best hitter on the 
team and is in the best shape of 
her life." Acker explained, 
"Mentally, she is one of the 
toughest individuals I've ever 
coached." 



Roxann Milton, a three-year 
letterwinner, compiled a 5-4 
singles record and a 5-2 doubles 
mark in '93. Milton has a career 
record of 19-9 in singles 
competition. "Roxann is 
probably our most consistent 
player as well as being one of 
our best conditioned athletes," 
Acker said. Milton and 
Wolkimir will share duties as co- 
captains for 1993. 

Melodi Dess will challenge 
Milton for the number two 
singles spot this year. Dess had 
a superlative freshman campaign 
compiling an 8-5 singles record 
as well as 8-5 doubles slate. 
"Melodi's pure athletic ability 
alone will keep her in matches," 
quothed Acker. 

Six newcomers will inherit a 
significant responsibility on this 
season's squad including Kirsten 
McKinley from Baldwin, 
Morgan Mulvahill of Mt. 
Lebanon, Kim Turowski from 
Highlands, Stephanie Pond from 
Mechanicsburg and Sarah 
Unkefer out of Marlington, 
Ohio. 

The Clarion University tennis 
team opens its season today 
(Thursday) at Westminster and 



then travels to Geneva on 
Saturday before returning home 
to face Gannon on Sunday, 
September 12. Sunday's match 
will take place at the Campbell 
'lall courts starting at 1 PM. 




1993 Tennis 
Schedule 



Sept 9 
Sept 11 
Sept 12 
Sept 17 
Sept 18 
Sept 20 
Sept 22 
Sept 26 
Sept 29 
Sept 30 
Oct 9 
Oct 14 



at Westminster 
at Geneva 
GANNON 
at California 
at Mercyhurst 1 
PITTSBURGH 
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at Shippensburg 
at Edinboro 
at Indiana 
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2:00 
3:30 

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Senior Roxann Milton is 
hoping to better her 5-4 
singles record of last year. 



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Kelly and Condo lead the way for new look Eagles 



by Debbie Adams 
Sports Writer 



With juniors Meghan Kelly 
and Gerri Condo leading the 
team, the 1993 Clarion Women's 
Volleyball team should start right 
where they left off in '92. 

Kelly and Condo were named 
co-captains for the team that won 
13 of its last 19 games and 
finished the year with an 
impressive 24-15 record. 



Kelly, a defensive specialist, 
was second on the squad in digs 
and third in service aces last 
year. 

Condo, primarily used as an 
outside hitter, is a leader by 
example according to fourth-year 
head coach Sue Flaherty. "Gerri 
is a hard worker with a great 
attitude," said Flaherty. "She will 
have her best season in 1993." 
Other returning players 



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looking to better their 1992 
numbers are sophomores Bobbi 
Simpson, Jennifer Betters and 
Nicole Flambard. "Bobbie, 
Jennifer and Nicole will be 
leaders in the starting lineup," 
stated Flaherty. 

Two freshmen are expected to 
vault into the starting lineup in 
1993, Lisa Flynn and Kathleen 
Rhodes. 

Flynn, an All-State selection 
from Norwin High, will be a left 
side hitter for the Eagles. 

Rhodes, a setter , was captain 
and Most Valuable Player of 
Freemont Ross High School. 

Other newcomers include 
outside hitter Michelle Graham, 
middle/outside hitter Kelly 
Kolarich, left-side hitter Lisa 
Pusztay, setter and defensive 
specialist Beth Tress, outside 
hitter Melissa Brooks, and 
defensive specialist Dawn 
Fredick. 

The Eagles began their season 
on Friday at the Fairmont State 
Tournament. The Eagles 
finished the two-day event with a 
2-3 record. They were 2-2 on 
Friday, beating Point Park and 
lUP and losing to William Jesuit 
and Fairmont State. 



In Saturday's semi-finals. 
Clarion was defeated by 
Charleston in five games, 15-13 
in the last one. Bobbi Simpson 
had 25 kills and Lisa Flynn 
added 18 in Saturday's loss. 
Kathleen Rhodes recorded 53 set 
assists in the finale. 

The Eagles will next be in 
action at the Wayne State 



Tournament Friday and Saturday 
before their PSAC schedule 
kicks off at Edinboro on 
Tuesday. 

The Eagles first home match 
will be next Thursday, 
September 16, against Robert 
Morris. First serve is set for 
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Svorts Opinion: 

If Montana keeps this up, they might just name a state after him 



by Judy Males 
SpurLs writer 



I'iniUiy! Pigskin season is here. 
Alter an eternal summer of 
Basebrawl, its lime to turn our 
utmost attention to a sport where 
hitting and clubbing is a must. 
Ah, yes. lliat frosty bite in the 
air combined with that colorful 
foliage makes a traditional 
setting for what I think is 
America's national past time. 

As the 74th season of the 
National l-ootball League begins, 
the AI'C is still seeking a Super 
Bowl title after Buffalo got 
shellacked by Doomsday 
Defense II 52-17. How could 
you forget? It was just another 
Super Bowl where the game was 
over at the half! I've got this 
burning feeling in my innards 
that has me thinking the AFC 
will reign supreme this year. 

Maybe a ring for Joe 
Montana's thumb or an MVP 
named Seau. Or how about the 
blast furnace or Shula's Fish or 
maybe even a Moon over the 
AFC is due. 

The NFC continues to shower 
the best teams in the league. 
Dallas, San Francisco and 
Washington along with up and 
coming Green Bay and 
Minnesota are all favorites to go 
to the show in late January. 

But all of a sudden, the league 
sticks a crowbar in the spokes of 
the NFC machine. Free Agency. 
With so many players changing 



teams, it will be extremely 
difficult for a team to stay in the 
playoffs year after year. You 
definitely need a program to 
know who's where this year! 

Besides Free Agency, there 
were some big name trades that 
got the sports world stirring. 
Probably the biggest being Joe 
Montana to Kansas City. 
Ringgold, Pennsylvania's most 
famous athlete is hoping to pick 
up that mythical fifth Superbowl 
ring, and, after a impressive 
opening day win against the 
Buccaneers, Montana might be 
the missing piece in the Chiefs 
championship puzzle. 

Another big quarterback swap 
was Boomer Esiason from Cincy 
to the Jets. Boomer returns to 
his roots in New York under 
good friend and former coach 
Bruce Coslet. The Jets were also 
able to pick up All-Pro hitter 
Ronnie Lott. Lott takes his four 
rings to the Meadowlands in 
hopes of adding a fifth, but must 
work with a young, 
inexperienced defense that has a 
lot to prove. 

After "team shopping" all 
spring, sack-man Reggie White 
ends up in Titletown, USA. The 
pro-bowl defensive end hopes to 
become another legend in Green 
Bay Packer history. Yeah. I can 
see it: Lombardi, Nitchke, Starr, 
White. It fits. 

Jeff Hosteller left the NY 
Giants and headed west to the 



Silver and Black of the Raiders. 
Al Davis saw a need for a good 
quarterback and got it with 
Superbowl XXV champion 
Hosteller OK, I could write a 
book on this year's player 
moves-but what's the sense? By 
Mid-December you'll know 
them all anyhow-thai is, if you 
even care! 

I'm not one to predict, or 
should I say, predict correctly, 
but why not? Everyone else 
does. After analyzing week one's 
NFL action, I do see some 
definite Superbowl possibilities. 
In the AFC, teams like Miami, 
Houston, San Diego and 
Pittsburgh should make Paul's 
Post Season Party. In the NFC, I 
like Detroit, Washington, San 
Francisco and New Orleans. But 
overall, my picks for the big 
dance are Kansas City and Green 
Bay. 

Yes football fanatics, a rematch 
of Superbowl I. Mike Holmgren 
has his Packers rolling, on both 
sides of the ball! What a find 
Brett Favre was last year at 
quarterback. Every week I'm 
more impressed with this 
Southern Mississippi graduate 
and one-time Atlanta Falcon. His 
targets are quite impressive with 
Pro Bowler Sterling Sharpe, tight 
end Jackie Harris and former 
Dan Marino target Mark 
Clayton. On the defensive side 
of the ball, I've already 
mentioned Reggie White, but 



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In Kansas City, Derrick 
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Cross-Countrv and Golf 

1993 schedules 

Goff Cross- Country 



Coach: Bpb Carlson 



9-13 at Gannon 

9-16 at Slippery Rock 

9-19 Hansen Tourn 

9-23 at Edinboro 

9-27 at Mercyhurst 

10-5 at Allegheny 

10-19 at Davis & Elkins 



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Volume 74, Issue 2 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 16, 1993 

Clarion on schedule with plans to 
renovate Founders Hall 

by Michelle Sparer 
Editor-in-Chief 




Creek Alcohoi Policy 

New greek alcobol poliej 
imjrfemented pg, 5 



Features 

Activities Day 

Famous Pittsburgh bamj 
scheduled to appear orj 
Activities Day pg- H 



Sports 



Heartbreaker 

Golden Eagles lose openo" u\ 
Westchester. .pg.l?] 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook! 



Thursday: 
Frklay: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Weitoesday: 



Suimy, cool 
High: 73 
Clear, warmer, 
humid 
High:77 
Sunny, taeezy 
High; 16 
Warmer 
High:82 
Cooler, cloudy 
High: 74 
Partly Sunny 
High: 75 
Partly cloudy 
High: 73 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. K 

Features Pg- Uj 

&Jtertairanent Pg* 16| 

Sports pg 1^1 

Classifieds Pg- 231 



Clarion University is on 
schedule with its plans to 
renovate Founders Hall, said 
Clare Heidler, Director of 
Facilities Management, and if all 
goes well construction is 
expected to begin next summer. 

Harvey Hall and Montgomery 
Hall, at Venango Campus, will 
also eventually receive facelifts, 
he added, although those two 
projects are several years down 
the road. 

Funding for the three projects 
has resulted from Governor 
Casey's Higher Education 
Capital Construction Program 
which is a segment of his 
Operation Jump Start project. 
The Capital Construction 
Program is designed to release 
Slate funds for capital 
construction projects for the 
State System of Higher 
Education (SSHE) and state- 
related universities. 

According to Ron Wilshire, 
director of university relations, 
the projects were orignally 
capital requests in the late 1980's 
with funding authorized last fall 
when Governor Casey 
announced the university 
allotment of the Jump Start 
project. 

The state is providing 75 
percent of the funding for 
construction costs with Clarion 
contributing the remaining 25 
percent. 

Total authorization for 
Founders Hall, said Heidler who 
is serving as the university's 
representative to the Jump Start 
program, is set at approximately 
$2.1 million. Of that amount, 
about $1.8 million is alloted for 
the base consuuction costs. The 
difference, picked up by the 
state, is going towards design 
costs. 

Clarion University's share, or 
25 percent of the SI. 8 million, is 
approximately $456,000 which 
will be raised through a capital 




John Thiem/Clarion Call 
If all goes as expected, renovation on Founders Hall could begin as early as next summer. 
Some of the plans for the building include air conditioning and an elevator. 

fund raising campaign and is respond to a campaign that Clarion faces many funding 

clearly states our needs and how 
we intend to address them," said 
Harry Tripp, vice president for 
university advancement. "As 



still in the development stage. 

"While any capital campaign 
presents challenges, we feel the 
constituents of Clarion will 



challenges in the future, a 
u^adition of giving will serve as 
the foundation for our success." 



(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Students report another morning incident 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



For the second lime in less 
than three weeks, university 
students have been the victims of 
crimes occuring in the early 
morning hours in areas close to 
campds. 

The most recent incident took 
place between 3:30 and 4:00 
a.m., when an unidentified 
individual broke into the Alpha 
Sigma Tau Sorority house on 
Route 68. 

The individual, described to be 



wearing a navy blue t-shirt with 
beige or khaki colored horizontal 
stripes, khaki shorts and brown 
hiking boots, entered the 
dwelling through a basement 
window. The individual pushed 
out a screen to get in, according 
to Missy Fox, Alpha Sigma Tau 
president. 

Fox would not comment on 
what happened once the suspect 
was inside the house. 
Pennsylvania State Police in 
Shippenville acknowledged that 
they were called to the scene, but 
the investigating officer could 



not be reached before press time. 

Fox .said approximately 16 
members of the sorority were in 
the house at the time, but only 
one managed to gel a 
description. The doors of the 
house were locked at the time. 

The last incident took place at 
about 1:24 a.m. on August 21 
when a student reported being 
assaulted on Wilson Avenue, 
adjacent to Campus. The victim 
said a white male approached her 
and held a metal object to her 
throat. No arrests have been 
made. 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student newspaper 



Pa^e 2 - The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 

Opinion 




The Clarion 
Call 



Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Features Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Samantha White 

Ad Design 

Chris Clouse 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

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Silk Flowers 

I began working at a nursing 
home in December of 1988. I 
anticipated it would be a great 
job; it paid nearly six dollars an 
hour. I pictured hundreds of 
grandmothers knitting by 
fireplaces, baking cookies, 
drinking hot cocoa and giggling 
at the grandfathers who told 
stories of World War One and of 
the Great Depression. My 
grandmother had died four years 
earlier, when I was fifteen, and I 
regretted the fact that we were 
never as close as I thought we 
should have been. She was 
always complaining about 
something, and I just got tired of 
hearing her gripes after a while. 
She spent the last year of her life 
in a nursing home. I never went 
to visit her. 

On the first day of my new job 
I was given a grand tour of the 
home facilities. At tlrst glance, 
it reminded me of my old high 
school -- the tile floors, 
unadorned white walls, and the 
deceiving carpeted lobby with 
expensive looking furniture Uiat 
made it look cozy. Every floor 
had only one entrance from the 
elevator, and a nurse had to press 
the buzzer before the dcx)r would 
open. I later learned these were 
not nurses. They were prison 
guards. Each resident had their 
own room. Some rooms were 
plain like an average hospital 
room; others were fancied up 
with family photographs, 
yellowing orientiil rugs, religious 
statues, television sets, and silk 
flowers. 

My job was to deliver the trays 
of f(xxl to the resident's room nt 
five o'ckx:k in the evening and to 

pick them up again at seven. The 
first week I worked there. I was 
introduced to several older 
people, but none sparked my 
interest as much as Mrs. 
Andrews, When I entered her 
room, the smell of perfume 



Christy Williams 

overwhelmed my senses. Stuffed 
in that small square box of a 
room was a bed iii one comer 
and a recliner in another. A 
stunning, beautifully polished 
white baby grand piano occupied 
the rest of the limited space. 
Most of the women who lived 
there wore jogging suits, night 
clothes or muu-muus. When 
Mrs. Andrews emerged from the 
bathroom her face make-up was 
flawless, and she was wearing a 
fa.shionable designer dress. Her 
stockings and sht)es matched the 
ouUlt perfectly. She was carrying 
a purse, color-coordinated of 

(Cont. on page 3) 



The Berlin Wall fell. The 
eastern bloc crumbled. Yasir 
Aniiat and Yitzhiik Rabin sh(xik 
hands at the White House"! 

It has been a truly magical few 
years, and with all indications, it 
proves to be a hopeful and 
promising future, but not without 
hard and grueling work. 

The Israelis and the 
Palestinians have taken their first 
stumbling, halting steps toward a 
new peace in the Middle East. It 
is only the first step, but as with 
any journey, that is where the 
start lies. 

Former mortal enemies have 
proven that a compromise is 
better than a conflict, that 
treaties are better than troops and 
that negotiations are better than 
confrontations. 

The next test fpr the two 
peoples is perhaps a more 
difficult one than they have 
already achieved. For now they 
have merely recognized each 
other as actual people? as 
individuals rather than: as 
soldiers of an enemy empire. 

Now the two peoples have to 
learn to live wiUi each other. The 
Israelis must learn to grant land 
and rights and to harbor no ill 
will towards those they have 
considered terrorists and 
Uespassers on Uieir land. It is no 
small feat for a nation as security 
conscious as Israel to allow self- 



government and h'uid to a people 
under a leader that they didn't 
even recognize until this week. 

It is no small feat for the PLC) 
to compromise on what it 
considers an ideological and 
holy fight. It is no tiny 
accomplishment for intifada to 
compromise with the infidels. 

Arafat, in an unusual switch, 
has changed roles from rebel 
leader to elder statesman, taking 
his place along side other world 
leaders in working for peace for 
his people. 

Still, Arafat said he will not 
turn in his fatigues for a suit and 
tie. 

"I am not a chameleon. I am 
commander and chief of our 
army and I am proud to have this 
dress," Arafat said. 

Khakis or not, Arafat has 
added to his role as leader of his 
» people and proven that maybe, , 
just maybe, with some diligence 
and with some perserverence, the 
trouble and the polarization in a ; 
long turbulent area of the world 
can have a tranquil end. 

Let us get our hopes up high 
and support wholeheartedly 
these two peoples in their quest 
for a settlement that is acceptable 
for all. Then let us turn our 
attention to other troubled areas 
of the world and use the first, 
cautious steps of Israel and die 
PLO as examples. 




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Keader Responses 



Apologies 
from a fan 

Dear Editor: 

I witnessed a grave injustice to 
a Clarion University Coed 
(whose hometown is Erie) at 



Penn State's Beaver Stadium on 
Saturday afternoon, September 
11, and would like to extend to 
her a humble apology on behalf 
of the fans in Row 14 of Section 
WA. 

In spite of having a legitimate 
ticket stub for Section WA, Row 
14, Seat 20, the usher did 



nodiing to remove the child who 
had been "smuggled" in by her 
parents and was sitting in that 
seat. Amidst the confusion, I was 
not able to go to die aid of die 
Clarion Coed as she left the 
.section in tears. 

I would like her to know that I 
personally contacted the office of 



Mr. Herb Schmidt, Assistant 
Athletic r^irector at Penn State 
this morning and reported the 
two ushers who mishandled her 
problem in such an unfair way. 

I do hope you had a good 
weekend with your Penn State 
friends and will be able to come 
back again for another football 



weekend without any hassle 
from the Stadium I Isher. 

Sincerely, 
An Old Penn Staler 
Elvira H. Herring 
Class of 1946 



Hide Park 



(Cont. from page 2) 



course, and I asked her if she 
was going anywhere. She replied 
that she was only waiting for me. 
It was then thai I realized where 
the strong fragrance was coming 
from. Her room was filled with 
silk flowers. Probably a hundred 
different arrangements of silk 
flowers were placed method- 
ically around the narrow room. 
I complimented her on the 
beautiful piano she owned. I 



didn't mention how out of place 
it seemed. 

She began telling me a story of 
how her mother taught her to 
play the piano when she was 
only six. 

After her first three or four 
sentences I glanced at my watch. 
I still had at least twenty trays to 
deliver and it was almost six 
o'clock. I said, "Uh-huh" a few 
times, and then told her I had to 



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go. She inquired if I would be 
returning later that evening for 
her tray, and when I told her I 
would she grinned like a child. 

I decided to retrieve all of the 
other resident's trays quickly, so 
when I finally picked up Mrs. 
Andrews' room fifteen minutes 
before I was finished working 
for the day. As I entered the 
room I saw that she was still 
dressed in her stockings and high 
heels. The back of her dress was 
wrinkled. She sat in the recliner, 
and I sat on the floor. She 
immediately began telling me 
about her piano and her mother. 
It was quite an interesting story, 
but she elaborated on many 
details and sort of drifted off the 
subject. 

Realizing that I only had five 
minutes left, I asked her if she 
would play something for me 
before I left. She did; I 
complimented her on her 
performance, and I left. 

The next day as I was 
delivering the trays on Mrs. 
Andrews' floor, I heard the sound 
of a piano. She played all the 
way up until the minute I walked 
in. I didn't realize it at the time, 
but she was playing for me. She 
appeared to be in severe pain as I 
entered. I asked her if she felt 
okay and she answered diat she 



had "a touch of ardiritis." 

She began showing me her silk 
flower arrangements, but I had to 
leave and continue my job. 
Every day I took a few minutes 
out of my day to talk to Mrs. 
Andrews about her moUier, her 
flowers, her piano, her 
grandchildren (who I don't think 
ever visited her), or anything we 
could discuss briefly. Every day 
she must have known when I 
was coming because she filled 
the hallways with her music. 
Every day she was formally 
dressed as if she would be dining 
at a four star restaurant. 

At the beginning of February, 
Mrs. Andrews informed me that 
the administrator of the nursing 
home had forbidden her to 
continue playing the piano. She 
said it disturbed the other 
residents. 

The next day when I entered 
her room, Mrs. Andrews was 
dressed in her night cloUies. She 
was pale. Over the next two 
weeks her silk flowers began to 
collect dust. 

Valentines Day was fast 
approaching, and I had planned 
to take the holiday off to spend 
with my boyfriend. The day 
before Valentines Day I was in 
quite a hurry. I collected Mrs. 
Andrews' tray last, as usual, but 



when she greeted me at the door 
and began showing me, once 
again, her silk flowers, I said 
something I will regret for the 
rest of my life. 

"Why do you keep diese old 
silk flowers anyway?" 

She looked sad. She didn't 
answer me. I told her of my 
hurry, and she showed me to the 
door. 

I had a wonderful Valentines 
Day with my boyfriend. I got 
dressed up, and we went to an 
expensive restaurant. We danced 
and laughed and kissed. 

The next day when I returned 
to work, I was anxious to tell 
Mrs. Andrews what a great time 
I had the evening before. When I 
burst into her room it was totally 
empty. The piano was gone. The 
music was gone. The silk 
flowers were gone. A nurse 
informed me Uiat Mrs. Andrews 
died at seven o'clock the 
previous night. 

She gave me a package Mrs. 
Andrews had left for me. 1 
opened the box to find a silk 
flower arrangement and a note. 
"Silk flowers never die." 

Christy Williams is a 
Sophomore Secondary 
Education, English and special 
Education Major 



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Renovations. . . 

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I he renovation design should 
be finished by January or 
I'ebruary. said Heidler, and until 
then, final estimates of 
eonstruction eosts will not be 
known. "We just know we're 
going to be tight on the budget 
right now," he said. 

At this point, said Heidler, 
most of the renovation will 
eoncentraie on the inside of the 
building. Presently the 

arehitectural plans inelude, 
among oilier things, an upgrade 
of classr(X)ms and art studios; the 



installation of air conditioning 
and a sprinkler system; an 
enclosed elevator with both 
indoor and outdoor entrances; 
two stairwells which will replace 
the fire escapes behind the 
building; and carpeting for the 
entire building except the lobby. 
Larger goals include the 
possible removal of the main 
staircase with the addition of rest 
rooms where the landing is now. 
Heidler said they are also 
discu.ssing removing the stained 
gla.ss window within Founders 



and displaying it on the first 
floor, with back lighting, where 
the main staircase is presently 
placed. If it's remounted, said 
Heidler, artwork will be placed 
jiround it to enhiince il.s features. 
Heidler said the renovation is 
estimated to last a year, which 
means most students and faculty 
who use the building will be 
rerouted elsewhere, such as 
Carlson Library's and Pierce 
Science Center's classrooms. At 
this point, said Heidler. no 
decisions have been made as to 
faculty relocation. 



Ads deny the Holocaust 



by John Williams 
College Press Service 

Campus newspapers will be 
forced again to face the 
explosive issue of running ads 
that question the historical 
accuracy of the Holocaust, 
reopening the debate at schools 
as to whether such 
advertisements should be 
printed. 

Several campus newspapers in 
the past two years have printed 
such ads from the Committee on 
Open Debate on the Holocaust, a 
California-based organization 
that believes the facts about the 
slaughter of millions of 
Kuropean Jews during World 
War 11 were distorted. 

Student editors were forced 
into a debate on an issue where 
no debate should ever be held, 
opponents to the ads say, adding 
that free speech is not protected 
when it involves printing 
outright lies. 

However. Bradley Smith. 



director of the committee, said 
he is going to try to place ads in 
campus newspapers this fall, 
except this time the ads arc for 
21 videotapes that he says give 
proof the Holocaust never 
occurred. And since he is 
offering an item for sale, and not 
just printing his opinion in an ad, 
Smith said college newspapers 
will have to judge the ads on 
their "merits" and not their 
messages. 

But for many student editors, 
the issue is one of freedom of 
expression and open debate. 
Ads, however, don't necessarily 
have to be run and there are "no 
legal consequences" if a 
newspaper rejects an ad, said 
Mark Goodman, director of the 
Washington-based Student Press 
Law Center. 

"The bottom line is that 
newspapers can do cither. They 
can legally run the ad or not. 
Lditors have the right to choose 
and to include what ads they can 
run or not," Goodman said. 
"Nobody can force an 



advertisement on them." 

In recent years the issue has 
been heated regardless of 
whether the ads were printed. 
The advertisement, titled "The 
Holocaust Story: How Much Is 
False? The Case for open 
Debate," has been placed in a 
number of campus newspapers 
nationwide, but other student 
newspapers have rejected it. 

The subject is growing in 
scope-- there are now books 
written on the denial of the 
Holocaust, two of which were 
featured in the Sunday New 
York Times book review section 
this sununer. 

"I was blown away by their 
success in fooling some very 
smart people that they should be 
taken seriously," said Deborah 
Lipstadt, a religion profes.sor at 
Emory University in Atlanta and 
author of "Denying the 
HolcKaust. The Growing Assault 
on Truth and Memory." 

Lipstadt describes Holocaust 
deniers as "white supremacists," 
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The spell of Niagara Falls 



©1993 Miami Herald 



If you're lot)king for a family 
vacation that involves watching 
enonnous quantities of water go 
off a cliff, you can't beat Niagara 
Pedis. 

We went there recently with 
several other families, and our 
feeling of awe and wondennent 
can best be summed up by the 
words of my friend Libby 
Burger, who, when we first 
beheld the heart-stopping 
spectacle of millions of gallons 
of water per second hurtling over 
the precipice and Uiundering into 
the mist-enshrouded gorge 
below, said: "I have to tinkle." 

The Falls have been casting 
this magical spell ever since they 
were discovered thousands of 
years ago by Native Americans, 
who gave them the name 
"Niagara," which means "Place 
Where There Will Eventually Be 
Museums Dedicated, for No 
Apparent Reason, to 
Frankenstein, John F. Kennedy, 
Harry Houdini and Elvis." And 
this has certainly proved to be 
true, as today the area around the 
falls features an extremely dense 
wad of tourist attractions. In 
addition to the museums (both 
wax and regular), there was a 
place where you could see tiny 
scale models of many world- 
famous buildings such as the 
Vatican; plus one of Uie world's 
largest floral clocks; plus, of 
course, miniature golf courses, 
houses of horror and countless 
stores selling souvenir plates, 
cups, clocks, knives, spoons, 
refrigerator magnets, ther- 
mometers, folding combs, 
toothbrushes, toenail clippers, 
hats, T-shirts, towels, boxer 
shorts and random slabs of 
wood, all imprinted with what 
appears to be the same blurred, 
heavily colorized picture, taken 
n about 1948, depicting some 
object that could be Niagara 
Falls, or could also be hamsters 
mating. 

Of course the big tourism 
attraction is Niagara Falls, a 
geological formation caused by 
the Great Lakes being attracted 
toward gravity. 

Also limestone is involved. We 
learned these facts from a giant- 
screen movie about the Falls that 
we paid to get into after the 
children became bored with 
looking at the actual Falls, a 
process that took them perhaps 
four minutes. They are modern 
children. They have Nintendo. 
They have seen what appears to 



be a real dinosaur eat what 
appears to be a rciU lawyer in the 
movie ".Jurassic Park." They are 
not about to be impressed by 
mere water. 

The movie featured a dnunatic 
re-enacuneni of the ancient Falls 
legend of "The Maid of the 
Mist." This was an Indian 
maiden whose father wanted her 
to marry a fat, toothless old man 
who, in the movie, looks a lot 
like U.S. Hou.se of 
Representatives Ways and 
Means Committee Chairman and 
noted stamp collector Dan 
Rostenkowski wearing a bad 
wig. 

The maiden was so upset about 
this that she paddled a canoe 
over the Falls, thus becoming 
one with the Thunder God, the 
Mist God, the God. of Canoe 
Repair, etc. At least Uiat is the 
legend. Some of us were 
skeptical. As my friend Gene 
Weingarten put it: "I think she 
became one with the rocks." 

Since that time, a number of 
people have gone over the Falls 
in barrels, not always with 
positive health results. 

What would motivate people to 
take such a terrible risk? My 
theory is that they were tourists. 
They probably paid 

ADMISSION to get into the 
barrels. I bet that, even as they 
were going over the brink, they 
were videotaping the barrel 
interiors. 

Of course now it's illegal to go 
over Uie Falls, which - and here 
I speak strictly from a tourism- 
promotion standpoint - is too 
bad. I think they'd get bigger 
crowds up Uicre, and definitely 
hold the attention of youngsters 
longer, if there was a chance 
that, while you were watching, 
something other than water 
would go over the brink, such as 
— these are just suggestions -- 
one of the world's largest floral 
clocks, or the House Ways and 
Means Committee, or a 30-foot 
Winnebago motor home. 
("Roger, I TOLD you we 
shouldn't have turned left back 
there." 

"Shut up. Marge! IIIIS IS A 
SHORTCUT!" 

"OH NOOOOO. . ." 
"SAVE THE VIDEO 
CAMERA, MARGE!") 



Dave Barry is a syndicated 
columnist with the Miami 
Herald 



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The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 - Page 5 

News 




Greeks will self -police alcohol policy 



by Chad Briggs 
News Writer 



Clarion Fraternities can no 
longer roll out the barrel, as the 
new IFC alcohol policy sets 
down new regulations to cover 
fraternity partying. 

Under the Greek Alcohol 
Related Events Policy, 
fraternities hosting an alcohol 
related event, defined as any 
event in which alcohol is present 
and also under the names 
"mixer, invite party, formal, date 
party, picnic, exchange, 
founder's day," or others, must 
adhere to certain strict, new 
guidelines. The Panhellenic 
Council, which governs the 
university sororities, has not yet 
passed the policy. 

Fraternities hosting an alcohol 
related event may either contract 
with a private facility with a 
liquor Jicense to hold the event 
or require guests to Bring Your 
Own Beverage (BYOB). In 
addition to this requirement, 
fraternities may not openly 
solicit or encourage alcohol 
consumption by any contests or 
promotions, such as drinking 
games. They may not co- 
sponsor an event with any 
organization, such as a bar, that 
sells or gives away alcohol to 
those present. 

"I believe that this policy is 
part of the natural evolution of 
the Greek system. The days of 
the Animal House parties are 
done," said IFC Vice President 
Ron Berry. 

Under the BYOB guidelines, a 



fraternity can not have an open 
party. Guest lists are required for 
each event, with any persons not 
on the list not admitted. Each 
guest must present positive proof 
of his or her age and persons 
under 21 must be marked as 
such. The policy suggests ink 
hand stamps cw wrist bracelets to 
distinguish underage persons 
from tho.se over 21. 

Each guest of drinking age 
may bring no more than two 
alcoholic beverages for each 
hour of the party, with the 
maximum number of beverages 
not to exceed six. Common 
sources of alcoholic beverages, 
such as kegs, party balls and 
punch bowls, are prohibited. 
Hard liquor is prohibited, and 
devices that encourage rapid 
consumption of alcohol (beer 
bongs) are also not permitted. 

Each chapter also must 
designate members, who are not 
drinking, to dispense the alcohol 
brought by members, wiUi one 
server for every 30 guests. 
Guests may be dispensed only 
one beverage at a time, and must 
return the empty beverage 
container to receive a new one. 

Permitted days and times for 
the policy are also established. 
Fraternities may hold alcohol 
related events Thursdays, from 
4:00 p.m. to midnight; Fridays 
from 4:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m.; 
Saturdays from 11:00 a.m. to 
2:00 a.m. and Sundays from 1:00 
p.m. to midnight. No alcohol 
related events may be held from 
Monday to Wednesday, with die 
exception of certain holidays and 



IFC to offer free weekend taxi service 

Begining Thursday, September 16, the Interfratemity Council will 
offer all University students an alternative to walking home alone or 
driving under Uie influence of alcohol. ITie l.F.C. will pay for any 
student who needs a ride between the hours of 9 P.M. and 2 A.M. 
Thursday through Saturday. They have chartered the Clarion Taxi 
service. 

The idea of the taxi service was brought about by Ron Berry, vice - 
president of the l.F.C. and member of Sigma Chi. "1 did this so 
students, especially gijis, could feel safer at night, and 1 wanted to cut 
down on drunk driving in Clarion." 

The Interfratemity Council advisor, John Postlewait, will oversee 
this activity. 

Any student can use this serice, as long as they have their student 
identification to verify that they are a student. 
The taxi number is 745-2346 or 1-800-440- TAXI. 

by Christy Williams 
News Writer 




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Bo Wilson / Clarion Call 
Cases of beer won't move as freely as they did during the wild days of the gang at "Animal 
House" under the new alcohol policies being adopted by greek organizations. 



the weeknight before die start of 
a long weekend created by a 
holiday 

Infractions of die policy will 
be referred to the appointed 
Greek Council, which will be 
comprised of students, faculty 
and administrators, for 
investigation within five 
academic days or seven calander 
days of the incident. All 
monitors of Greek alcohol 
related events will be members 
of the campus Greek 
organizations and will travel in 
groups of five or more to ensure 
compliance widi the policy. 

The main concerns of the 
monitors will be to make sure 
that fraternities hosting the 
parties will be checking 
identification, markins hands to 
distinguish those underage from 
those over 21, making sure Uiat 
underage individuals are not 
being served, that Uiere are no 
common sources of alcohol and 
that party guests are not out of 
control, according to the plan. 

"I think it will work. It will cut 
down on a lot of problems. It 
works at other schools," said 
Jason Fularz, president of IFC. 

The policy was originally 
passed on May 4 and scheduled 
to take effect this semester. 
Panhellenic council may vote on 
the measure later Uiis semester. 



The conception for die policy 
orginated in March 1991, 
through the efforts of the Greek 
Alcohol Task Force, IFC, 
Panhel, and the Pennsylvania 
Liquor Control Enforcement 
agency. 

Since dial lime, four separate 
drafus have been generated, with 
this final one passing earlier Uiis 
year. 

The policy was adopted in 
order to set a specific list of 
regulations that all Greek 
organizations could follow and 
still be in accordance with each 
individual organization's national 
guidelines concerning alcohol. 

"I feel fraternities are showing 
a lot of responsibility by 
undertaking such a task," said 
John PosUewaite, IFC advisor. 

Reaction from Greeks on 
campus was mosdy positive. 

"After two years of hard work 
by die studenLs, it's great to see a 
workable policy emerging. 
Hopefully, by the end of the 
semester. Clarion Uni\'ersity will 
see an all Greek alcohol policy," 
said Amy Donahue, a member of 
Phi Sigma Sigma. 

Patrick Cihonski, a member of 
Sigma Tau Gamma, said, "This 
p(iicy is a great thing for Greek 
lite here at Clarion. It shows 
odiers that parties mc not what it 
is idl about." 



Still, some were less than 
totally pleased with the result. 

"Being part of the alcohol task 
force, I believe that this will help 
in maintaining order and safety 
as far as pjirties and alcohol, but 
I believe that we were not given 
the voice that we should have 
been given," said Sara Raught, a 
Delta Phi Epsilon. "1 sat dirough 
meetings revising and 
compromising only to have the 
final draft and vote passed 
without a final meeting and open 
forum Uiat we were promised. " 

President of Phi Sigma Kappa, 
Scott Dillon, .said, "The alcohol 
policy will only work as well as 
the Greek system wants it to. I 
see a lot of animosity towju^ds 
Uiis policy by the Greek system 
as a whole. It will be very 
interesting to see where we all 
stand in terms of compliance 
later on in Uie yau." 

A possible scenjirio in the new 
system could have the LCE 
ob.serving a party held under die 
policy. 

The agents would not issue 
citations, but would offer advice 
and recommendations on how to 
improve the smooth 

implementation of the new 
guidelines. 

The proposal is being 
considered iuid a final decision is 
pending 



Paj»c 6 - The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 



Fire prevention campaign kicks off this week at CUP 



hy Kim Modis 
News Writer 



Bclwccn May ol 1992 and 
May ol 1093, Ihcre were live 
strucUire fires in Clarion, whieh 
alTecled 20 Clarion llniversily 
sliidenls. Nohody is immune 
Ironi the danger ol lire, but with 
eommon sense and taking a lew 
precautions many lires can be 
prevented. 

Dr. l.ouis 'rrip<xli, a firemiin 
at the Chu^ion I'ire IX'pjirUnent, 
has some advice for students on 
how to prevent fires. The most 



important piece of advice he had 
for students is to simply use 
common sense. Dr. Iripodi 
suggests that all residences have 
smoke detectors and fire 
extinguishers. If you do not 
have smoke detectors and/or fire 
extinguishers in your house or 
ap;u"tment, this is .something to 
discu.ss Willi your huidlord. 

Tripodi suggests smoke 
declectors should be IcKaled in 
sleeping areas and at the base of 
stairwells. There should be one 
for each level in a home, and you 
should never take the batteries 



out of a smoke detector, f^rc 
extinguishers should be checked 
to tnake sure they lu^e properly 
pressurized, and they .should be 
located in kitchen and furnace 
areas. 

Some other common .sense tips 
Dr. TripixJi offers ju-e: do not put 
space heaters nciu' drapes or by 
beds where blankeLs can fall into 
them, do not cover heat 
registers, do not overload .scKkets 
with electrical outlet.s, and do not 
smoke in bed. If you burn 
candles, always bum tJiem in an 
enclosed container Dr. Triptxli 



also cautions students not to put 
gasoline in kerosene heaters, and 
if your furnance goes out, call 
your landlord or your landlord's 
plumbing contractor, do not use 
your oven as a heat source. It 
would iil.so be a g(XKl idea to get 
your Christmas uee lireprooled. 

In the event of a fire, you 
should call 911, but get out of 
your house or apartment first if 
there is any immediate danger. 
You should know your escape 
routes in advance .should a fire 
occur. 

If you live in the residence 



halls remember to always vacate 
the building immediately when a 
fire alarm goes off. You must 
never assume that it is a false 
alarm. Although the 

construction, fire alann systems, 
availability of fire fighting 
equipment, and supervision in a 
donn may make you feel safe, 
you must remember that no 
structure is immune from lire 
and .smoke. 

All students living both on and 
off campus must remember to 
exercise common .sense and take 
necessary precautions. 



Fraternity hijinks linked to high testosterone levels 



CPS- Two University of 
Nebraska-Lincoln leaders doubt 
a recent study that blames 
testosterone levels for 
rambunctious fraternity 

members' behavior. 

Members of three "rowdy" 
Iranternities at an unidentified 
university had higher 
testosterone levels than members 



of two "responsible" ones, 
according to a study by James 
Dabbs Jr., professor of 
psychology at Georgia State 
University in Atlanta. 

The testosterone levels in the 

rambunctious fraternities 

measured in the higher end of 

the normal nuige, the study said. 

Ninety-eight fraternity 



members were tested for the 
study. 

Scott Bunz, Interfraternity 
Council president and a member 
of Alpha Gamma Sigma 
fraternity at IJNL. said the study 
was ludicrous. 

Dr. Russell F. LaBeau, the 
medical director of student 
health services at Nebraska, also 




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questioned the validity of the 
study's results. 

Saliva, which was used in the 
study, is a less accurate medium 
than blood for testing 
testosterone, LaBeau said. 

"The author would agree with 
me that not enough research has 
been done to make heads or tails 
of this," he said. 

But LaBeau said the study 
could have a shred of validity 
because testosterone was related 
to anabolic steroids. 

Steroids, which are used for 
body bulking, are known to 



cause aggressive behavior when 
used in high doses, he said, it 
was not known if the men had 
used steroids or not. 

Labeau said the study indicated 
that the testosterone levels were 
still in the normal range, and 
thus really shouldn't cause much 
difference in behavior. 

LaBeau and Benz said they 
blamed rambunctious behavior 
on factors other than testosterone 
levels, usually the examples set 
by friends and fraternity brothers 
determine behavior by new 
members. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Sept. 6 through Sept. 
12,1993. 

At approximalcly 12:50 a.m.. Sept 9, several sludcnis were 
involved in a fist fight in the area of parking lot "L." Two actors lied 
the .scene while the other two continued to light. Both actors who 
continued to fight were placed in custody and cited for disorderly 
conduct. Both individuals were transported to Chu'ion Hospital for 
treatment. This incident was reported to Student Atiairs. An 
investigation is conlinuinti. 



A lein^de studcMit was cited for public drunkncss Sept. 10, at 2:35 
a.m. when ob.served to be very intoxicated. This incident took place in 
the area of pju-king lot "Y." 

Sept. 11, at approimately 1:00 a.m., a male student was as.saulled 
between Nair and Wilkinson llall. The victim reported two males 
were walking towju"d him when one of die individuals tripped on the 
steps. The other male asked the victim, "Why did you trip my friend.'" 
The victim answered, "1 did not trip him." Turning away from the 
actor, the victim received a punch to the back of tiie head, kncKking 
him to the ground. The incident is under investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these cr other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



The Clarion Call - 9-16-93- Page 7 



Student senate opens the year 



by Christin Mihon 
News Writer 



The Clarion University 
Student Senate held its first 
official meeting of the new 
academic year at 7:30 Monday 
evening in 246 Gemmell. 

President Gara Smith opened 
the meeting and welcomed the 
return of the 1993 student 
senators and officers. 

All but one senator attended 
the meeting, and Jenny Ebersole, 
the newly hired .senate secretary, 
attended her first meeting in that 
capacity. 

Topics discussed included the 
cash allowance policy at the 
Gemmell Snack Bar, the 1995- 
96 academic calendar, voter 
registration, the re-installment of 
acceptable library hours and the 
issue of campus safety. 

Recent assaults around the 
campus have caused reasonable 
concern to students about the 
safety of traveliiTg on or near 
campus. 

Student senate brought up the 
issue that Clarion University 
remains the only state school 
without a campus escort policy, 
due partially to the lack of 
student interest and participation. 
Other safety issues included 
comments on poorly lit and 
potentially dangerous areas on 
campus, a possible night-time 
.shuttle for students, and the pros 
and cons of implementing a 
key-card system in the 
dormitories. 



Smith and the student .senate 
made a verbal commitment to 
help improve safety conditions at 
Chirion University. 

Still feeling the pressure of 
unchanged library hours, the 
student senate will take action on 
re-instating the extended hours if 
personnel are not hired to work 
the additional shifts by the end 
of the week. 

The 1995-96 academic 
calendar was reviewed, and the 
.senate will soon seek student 
opinion concerning the 
possibility of fall-break co- 
inciding with Clarion's Autumn 
Leaf Festival and having winter- 
break at the same time as the 
majority of other colleges and 
universities across the state. 

Student opinion would be 
gathered during this fall's student 
senate elections. The vote would 
be non-binding and used to 
determine if the issue should be 
taken before the president's 
executive council. 

Dr. Curtis, vice president for 
student affairs, took 
responsibility for a computer 
error that allowed students to 
apply their cash allowance to the 
same meal several times. This 
problem has since been corrected 
and due to the misunderstanding 
that may have occurred, any 
student who chose an optimum 
plan can now change to a 
standard plan with a refund of 
the difference and unused flex 
dollars. 

Students who wish to change 




Dr. Curtis, vice president for 
senate for the 1993-94 year. 

plans must notify the Office of 
Student Affairs by Sept. 22, 
1993. 

Student senate will begin its 
annual voter registration drive on 
Activities Day, Sunday Sept. 19. 

According to Smith, the senate 
is currently evaluating the 
operations of the Clarion 
Students Association and will 
issue a report later in the 
semester. 

Smith read a letter she received 
from Diane Reinhard, university 
president, which listed several 
important items which occurred 



Jim Collins / Clarion Call 
student affairs, attended the first meeting of the student 
Curtis addressed recent meal plan problems. 



over the summer months. 

Smith, reading from the letter, 
said, "First, we have received 
formal notice of reaccreditation 
from the Conunission on Higher 
Education of the Middle States 
Association of Colleges and 
Schools. 

"Reaccreditation for Clarion 
University is the culmination of 
a two-year process that involved 
a comprehensive self-study of 
our educational programs and a 
campus visit this spring by 
Middle States evaluators. 

"We have also received 



positive comment from the 
National Council for 
Accreditation of Teacher 
Education (NCATE) and expect 
formal notice of reaccreditation 
soon. Both the Middle states and 
the NCATE accreditations are 
important to Clarion because 
they provide public assurances 
that our programs have met those 
standards set by professionals in 
the Held." 

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Monday evening at 7:30, 246 
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News feature 



9-16-93 



Work experience benefits CUP students 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Writer 



Wiih ihe help of his sludent 
employees. Clarion Express 
manager Kelly Best is 
successfully 'operating the 
con\enience store that provides 
handy snacks and necessities 
while also giving students a 
hands on experience and vital 
u^aining in the business field. 

Best has been operating the 
Express since it first opened in 
May of 1992. Under his 
managerial expertise are seven 
Clarion students and three 
permanent part-lime clerks. The 
students are paid minimum wage 
and average between 10 and 15 
hours a week, depending on their 
schedule. On the weekends the 
adult part-time help is 
responsible for operating the 
Express so the students have 
access to needed sundries and 
quick food supplies. "The main 
reason that we wanted to hire an 
adult part-time is because they 
have to deal with the security 
system and there is a lot more 
responsibility involved." 

Patty Shaw, a non-student, said 
she enjoys being a part-time 
clerk and working with the 
student employees. "I like 
working with the public. It's the 
kind of work I've always done 
and 1 also like all my 
responsibilities," she added. 

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where it might be. There are 
many jobs that must be 
completed in addition to waiting 
on customers and running the 
cash register. Best says he tries 
to prepare his employees as 
much as possible in case he 
might be called away from the 
store. "1 try to get everyone 
trained because the students are 
responsible to run the store while 
I'm gone, 1 depend on them a 
lot," Best said. 

According to freshman Mike 
Haft, working for the Express 
has taught him how to work with 
money and give change. "It 
helps me meet new people since 
I am a freshman and it's also 
beneficial because I get to work 
with and learn more about the 
public." 

Because the student employees 
assist with the management of a 
successful business, the selection 
process can be sometimes 
difficult. "The job is open to 
everyone who applies. If you get 
them as a freshman then you get 
them for four years. I look for 
someone who is qualified and is 
going to be friendly and pleasant 
to customers. On the average I 
receive 70 applicants and can 
only choose seven or eight," 




Scott Dillon / Clarion Call 
The Clarion Express store, located in the Gemmell complex, helps students two ways. It 
serves as a convenience store as well as a part-time place of employment. 



Best said. 

Express Shop employees are 
responsible for receiving goods, 
putting food on to heat, running 
the register, checking in vendor's 
deliveries and maintaining the 
facilities. Managing the Express 
is a full time job for Best and he 
works approximately 37 hours 
per week. Best said "whenever 
I'm here I consider them all 



equal employees and try to work 
with them instead of them 
working for me. It's a team 
effort" 

In addition to providing 
students with weekly wages, 
Best also is opening the gateway 
to future life in the business 
world. Today's experience will 
pay off later, after school. 
"I think it's very beneficial to 



the student to work here because 
they get to learn about how a real 
business works. The students 
don't know where they're going 
to end up someday. 

They might graduate with an 
arts degree, but maybe they'll 
have to manage a coi!Venience 
store until they find additional 
work. It teaches them quite a bit 
about everything," he said. 



Disabilities handbook to be distributed on campus 



by Christy Willams 
News Writer 



A University Handbook on 
Disabilities is in the prcKCSS of 
being distributed to all Clarion 
University faculty. 

This is the fourth edition of the 
handbook, which is edited by 
Pamela Gent, Chair of the 
President's Commission on 
Disabilities. 
Gent also wrote and distributed 



the handbook. She refers to the 
handbook as, " A way to help 
University faculty meet their 
le«al oblisations." 
" The University Handbook on 
Disabilities has been prepared as 
a guide for faculty, staff and 
students in deepening their 
understanding of disabilities and 
in facilitating their efforts to 
determine appropriate 

accommodations, said University 
President Diane L. Reinhard. 



The publication includes twelve 
general recommendations for 
faculty and staff to remember 
when working with students who 
are disabled. 

One of the main points the 
handbook stresses is that you 
should deal with the person, not 
their disability. 

Remember that they are 
students and people, not just a 
disability. The handbook 
describes the types of disabilities 



frequently encountered in a 
classroom, and it gives faculty 
new insight into ways to 
acconunodate disabled students. 
The handbook received 
honorable mention from the 
Association of Higher Education 
and Di.sabilities. 

If any disabled student has a 
problem with their 

accommodations, they should 
contact the Office of Social 
Equity, in Carrier Hall. 



From the Community Service Learning Office 

Upcoming projects: 

October 1& 2; Homeless for a weekend. Help raise money for Habitat for Humanity. Call Lynn 
at 226-2711 or Kelly at 226-3524 

October 2 & 3; S.A.F.E. (Stop Abuse For Everyone) Historic House Tour. We need people to 
conduct tours, serve refreshments and greet visitors at the president's residence, Moore Hall; 
from 1 :00 to 5:00 each day. Shifts available. Call Lynn at 226-2711. * 

October 6; Food for friends soup kitchen. Organizational meeting will be held Sept. 23, 5:00 pm 
in 279 Gemmell. Call Lynn at 226-2711 or Kelly at 226-3524 



The Clarion Call - 9-16-93- Page 9 



i 



Outside Clarion 



A possible new era of peace in the Middle East 



courtesy of Associated Press 
International 

Historic peace pact .signed 

In a moment of hope and 
history, Yasser Arafat and ftime 
Minister Yitzhak Rabin 
exchanged handshakes of peace 
before a cheering White House 
audience Monday after signing a 
PLO-Israeli pact thai once 
seemed unimaginable. 

Arafat, wearing his trademark 
headdress draped in the shape of 
a map of Palestine, said the 
agreement should mark "the end 
of a chapter of pain and suffering 
which has lasted throughout this 
century." 

"Enough of blood and tears. 
Enough," said a gravelly voiced 
Rabin. "We wish to open a new 
chapter in the sad book of our 
lives together, a chapter of 
mutual recognition, of good 
neighborliness, of mutual 
respect, of understanding." 

The two men, mortal enemies 
for a generation, watched from 
several yards apart as aides 
.signed the historic agreements 
that will bring Palestinian rule to 
the Israeli-occupied West Bank 
and Gaza Strip. 

After the signing, drawn to 
Rabin by President Clinton, a 
grinning Arafat extended his 
hand. 

After a moment's hesitation, 
Rabin reached out for a 
businesslike handshake. Rabin, 
who as an Israeli general 
captured the West Bank and 
Gaza, wa.s stony faced. 



American soldiers wounded in 
Somalia 

U.S. soldiers came under what 
they called heavy sniper fire 
Monday and responded by 
calling in helicopter gunships, 
returning i'M more than thel got 
in an intense, two-hour firelight. 
Three Americans were 
wounded, none seriously. A 
spokesman for fugitive warlord 
Mohamed Farrah Aidid said at 
least 25 Somalis were killed and 
many more were wounded, 
including civiliiuis. 

Maj. David Stockwell, the 
chief U.N. military spokesman, 
refuted a claim by Aidid's 
supporters that 12 Americans 
were killed. "Absolutely not, 
without a doubt," he said. 

Crackdown on neo-Nazis in 
Berlin 

In a speech marking the 
unofficial start of the national 
election campaign, German 
Chancellor Helmut Kohl 
Monday, promised a crackdown 
on neo-Nazis and said Germans 
would have to work harder and 
longer. 

In October 1994, the 63-year- 
old Kohl will stake his dozen 
years in the chancellor's office 
against a challenge from Rudolf 
Scharping, the opposition Social 
Democrats' 45-year-old 

ciuididate. 

Critics .say Kohl has bungled 
piu^ts of German re-unification, 
and blame him for persistant 
neo-Nazi violence that has 
occurred over the recent months. 



XQiLBeMhniEiB 



National 

Trade center bombing trial 
starts 

Just one day after the historic 
signing of a Mid-East peace 
treaty, jury selection began 
Tuesday in the case that brought 
fears of Middle East terror to 
Americjui shores. 

The impact of those fears on 
potential jurors could be a huge 
obstacle to the defense, and 
lawyers say jury selection could 
be the most important part of the 
U-ial. 

Close to 5,000 potential jurors 
have to be interviewed. That 
process could take weeks and the 
trial proceedings might last the 
rest of the year 



Clinton approves limited deals 
with Vietnam 

In a gesture to Vietnam, 
President Clinton Monday 
agreed to allow American finns, 
for the first tune, to compete for 
development projects lunded by 
international lending institutions 
in that country. 

In a statement. White House 
Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers 
said the limited role Clinton is 
allowing U.S. businesses in 
Vietnam was in recognition of 
recent steps tiiken by Vietnam to 
provide an accounting of 
American POW's and MIA's and 
to encourage further progress. 

While allowing new limited 
deals, Clinton extended the trade 
embrago in effect since 1975. 



Warm winter predicted 

The 1994 Old Farmer's 
Almanac, released oti Tuesday, 
predicts a warm winter and a 
cool spring, l-rom the Great 
Lakes down the Ohio River 
Vjilley, it should be wiu-mer Uian 
normal, it says. 

Spring should be significantly 
cooler just about everywhere. 
The eastern third of the country 
and the Northwest should be 
relatively dry. 

The almanac makes no 
apologies for mi.ssing the call on 
this year's f]oQd in the Midwest. 

"If anyone had handed you a 
forecast that predicted a once-in- 
500-years flood, would you have 
believed that?" asked .lohn 
Pierce, publisher of the ahnanac. 




Campus 



News 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Workshop teaches thinking 
skills 



While most of the counu^'s 
college freshmen were still on 
sununer break, 290 members of 
the imcoming class at Bard 
College, located at Annadale on 
Hudson, New York, had met 
roommates, settled into donns, 
and were steeped in an unusal 
three-week workshop that 
plunged them into acadcmia 
before the semester offically 
started. 

The Language and Thinking 
Workshop, known as L&T, is a 
series of intensive classes 
designed to leach students how 
to compose, read and interpret 
texts as well as how to edit their 
own writing. 

Bard invited professors from 
universities all over the country; 
artists, economists, 

anthropologists, mathematicians 
<'uid jouralists, to teach groups of 
a dozen students about how to 
interpret text and how to write. 

*'As a jumping off point, 
students read from an anthology, 
which this year included writings 
by such authors as Sappho, Carl 
Jung , W.H. Auden and experts 
at the Harviu-d Medical School," 
said Paul Connolly, director of 
Bard's In.stitute for Writing and 
Thinkins. 



Flood survivors will feel stress 



John F. Snyder, a psychologist 
from Southern Illinois University 
at Carbondale, II., predicts that 
Midwest flood victims will have 
tough time readjusting when the 
glare of the media dims, support 
dwindles and relief money and 
goods stop flowing in. 

"Emotional stress comes as 
part of being involved in an 
event," said Snyder, "But 
afterward, when nothing can be 
done anymore, you start to see 
physiological problems." 

Snyder heads SIUC's "Go-out 
Team," a group of psychology 
students who experience what 
disaster victims are going 
through by becoming pait of it. 

Snyder suggested that flood 
victims express their feelings 
and not lose their connections 
that come from fiunily, friends 
and churchs. 

Average textbook price climbs 

Sticker shock isn't just 
confined to automobiles. New 
and returning college students 
can expect to see higher prices 
for textbooks in their campus 
bookstores, reports Campus 
Marketplace, the newsletter for 
The National Association of 
College Stores. 

The study said prices rose 
neiu'ly 91.5 percent from 198.^ to 
199.1. There was a 4.8 percent 
increase from 1992 to 1993. 



Seminar looks at the downside 
to law 

A course at the Widener 
University College of Law is 
designed to teach law students 
how to avoid the perils of a legal 
practice outside the couruoom or 
office. 

Neiuly one-third of the nation's 
attorneys suffer from depression, 
alcohol or drug abu.se. The class, 
"Mastering the Non-legal 
Challenges of Practicing Law," 
will be offered for the fall tcnn. 
This course doesn't deal with 
how to himdie computers or find 
parking places, but delves into 
the reality that many lawyers 
don't like the profession and how 
they don't know how to deal with 
the su-css. 

"It appears a very large portion 
of lawyers are either very 
dissatisfied with their careers, 
suffer from some fonn of mental 
illness, or have become problem 
drinkers," said Amiriun l:lwork, 
director of the law-psychology 
graduate program at Widener 
University in Chester, Pa. 

Studies show that lawyers are 
more likely to suffer from 
depression than other 
occupational groups in the 
United States. Billable hour 
expectations have nearly doubled 
in the past 15 years, to about 
2,000 to 2.500 hours a year. The 
number of attorneys in the nation 
are expected to be arouiul one 
million hv the vc.n 2(H)() 



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Cur. Affair 



(300) Convicts Four 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



Dream Lg. 



Pyramid 



(315) Were Talkm 



(3:30) LiQht m Jungle 



Muppets I Crazy Kids 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



** 



TAie Palermo Connection (1991) James Belushi q 



News Q 



Cheers i 



Newsg 



News 



Geraldo Female gangs 



Oprah Winfrey Q 



Animaniacs [Batman g 



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News 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



FuH House Q 



Newsg 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



*»V? 7he Bia Gamb/e (1961) Stephen Boyd 



NFL Yrbk. 



Parfcer Lewis 



Max Out 



Facts of Life 



Sr. PGA 



Ninja Turtles 



Up Close 



NInia Turtles 



*** "School f/es (1992) Brendan Fraser 



»•»'/; T^e Petrifie d Forest 
Hey Dude (R)|Gut8 



** Getting Married' (1978, Comedy) Richard Thomas. 



(1936) 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



PG-13 q 



7:00 



7:30 



8:00 



8:30 



** 



Big Girls Pont Cry. They Get Even (1992) PG q 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Copsq 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! q 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



AmJoumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



9:00 



9:30 



** "To Protect and Serve 



Matlock: The Final Affair {m3, Mystery) Andy Griffith. 



Mad- You I Wings g 



In the Heat of the Night q 



In the Heat of the Night q 



Simpsons q 



Mad-You 



**'/;' Cleopatra Jones ( 1 973) PG 



Sinbad q 



Wings g 



Short Sub. 



Seinfeld g iFrasierq 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 



In Color 



Seinfeld g 



Herman 



Frasier q 



10:00 



1992) R I Comedy Jam 



10:30 



Primetime Live q 



Super Comedy 



Angel Falls (In Stereo) q 



Angel Falls (lii Stereo) g 



Mama 



Mama 



Super Comedy 



**'/; "Happy New /ear (1987) Peter Falk PG' 



Sportscenter [College Football: Virginia at Georgia Tech From Atlanta. (Live! 



MacGyver ' ' Runners q I Mur<ter. She Wrote g 



** 



"Class Act (1992) Christopher Reid 'PG-13' g 



** 3 Ninias 



Looney 



Sh^4w£_ 



(1992) Victor Wong. PG q 
Looney |Bullwinkle~^ 



Unsolved Mysteries 



*** 



"White Palace (1990, Drama) Susan Sarandon. q 



*** 



*V; Hudson Hawk" (1991) Bruce Willis 



■Alien 3 (1992) Sigourney Weaver. R' q 



Bob Newhart Bob Newhart 



L.A. Uw 



Bob Newhart 



Boxing 



Bob Newhart 



11:00 



11:30 



Inside the NFL q 



News g 



News 



News 



News g 



Cheers g iNightlineq 



12:00 



Satan 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Edition 



Chevy Chase (In Stereo) q 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



News g {Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



** 



"Breakout ' [Wb) Charles Bronson. 



Baseball I Sportscenter 



Quantum Leap (In Stereo) lOdd Couple 



*'/2 "Sleepwalkers" (1992) Brian Krause. 



"Prey of the Chameleon' 



Bob Newhart I Bob Newhart 



«* 



'Go Toward the Light" (1986) Linda Hamilton. 



(1992) R' 



Bob Newhart 



*V; '/^mbrf/on (1991) R 



Bob Newhart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Bob Newhart 



Mysteries 



FRIDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 17. 1993 



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6:30 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



*** "And the Band Played On' (1993, Drama) Matthew l^odine q 



Edition 



Oprah Winfrey g 



[Cheers g 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Copsi 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3 00) Sylvester (1985) 



Newsg 



Cheers q 



Newsq 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Animaniacs [Batman q 



Newsq 



Newsq 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House q 



News q 



**"2 "Happy New Year'OW) PG' 



PGA Golf: Hardee s Classic ■- Second Round (Live) 



Pyramid 



Fav. Films 



Pyramid I Parker Lewis [Facts of Life 



'Summer Rental (1985) Jot^n Candy. 



The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) q 



Muppets [ Crazy Kids I Hey Dude ( R ) [ Guts 



26 ** '2 In Love With an Older Woman (1982) John Ritter 



YeartMok 



Ninja Turtles 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



Short Sub. 



Up Close 



Ninja Turtles 



7:00 



7:30 



Inside the NFL (R) g 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Manied.. 



Am.Joumal 



Manied.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



** '" Brain Donors' (1992) John Turturro. 



Family 



TSai Preview [Step by Step 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



•** 



Awakening Land (R) (In Stereo) (Part 3 of 3) g 



Mr. Cooper 



My Cousin Wnny" (1992, Comedy) Joe Pesci. R' 



G. Palace TBA 



[ The Building [Boysq 



20/20 g 



Trade Winds (In Stereo) q 



Major League Baseball: Pittsburgh Pirates at St. Louis Cardinals. (Live) 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) q 



Brisco County, Jr. 



I X-Files ' ' Deep Throat' ' q I Mama 



Mama 



Awakening Land (R) (In Stereo) (Part 3 of 3) q 



Ttrade Winds (In Stereo) q 



»*• "Tim (1979, Drama) Piper Laurie, Mel Gibson 'NR |**» "Guns at Batasi (1964) Richard Atteriborough 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



11:30 



Sanders 



Cheers g 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightline q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Edition 



Chevy Chase Al Franken. g 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



*»V; ffo//ifes"(1980) Roger Moore. PG' 



Sportscenter [Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Case Closed g 



"Cool World" (1992, Fantasy) Kim Basinger. 'PG-13' 



** Hes My 



What You Do 



G<r/' (1987, Comedy) T.K. Carter. PG-13' 



Supermarket 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



BuHwtnkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced (Live) 



Murder, She Wrote g [*** "Jack's Back (1988, f^ystery) James Spader. |*V2 Once Bitten' (1985) Lauren Hutton 



*** "Mediterraneo (1991) Diego Abatantuono. R 



»'/; "The Human Shield (1992) R 



Bob Newhart Bob Newhart 



L.A. Law 



Bob Newhart 



Jokers 



Bob Newhart 



**'/; "Unlawful Entry " (1992) Kul Russell. R' g 



"Ulterior" 



** 



"The Wrong Man" (1993. Drama) R 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



Bob Newhart 



*** 



"Great Balls o/F/re' (1989, Drama) Dennis Quaid, Winona Ryder. 



"Xtro 2: 2nd Encounter 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 18, 1993 I 




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5:00 


5:30 [ 6:00 1 6:30 [ 7:00 [ 7:30 


8:00 [ 8:30 [ 9:00 | 9:30 


10:00 


10:30 


11:00 [ 11:30 12:00 1 


2 


(3 30) Buffy Slayer 


League 


*** "A League of Their Own (1992, Comedy) Geena Davis PG g 


**V2 Single White Fema/e' (1992) Bridget Fonda. 'R' q 


Dream On q | Crypt Tales 


*** "Lethal Weapon 3" (1992) R' q I 


4 


College Football: Regional Coverage 


Newsg 


Home's 


♦•''■2 "Joe Versus the Volcano (1990) Tom Hanl<s. q 


Commish (R) 


In Stereo) q 


News g [Golden Girts 


Empty Nest 1 


6 


College Football [Preview of the Ryder Cup 


News 


NBC News 


Empty Nest 


Wh. Fortune 


Miss America 


Mommies q [Cafe Ame. 


Miss America Pageant (In Stereo Live) g 


News 


7 


(12 GO) College Football: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 


News 


CBS News 


Untouchables (In Stereo) q 


Medicine Woman 


In the Heat of the Night (In Stereo) g 


News 


Star Trek: Deep Space 9 


8 


Major League Baseball: Req 


lonal Coverage 


News g 


CBS News 


Crusaders 


Major League Baseball: Pittsburgh Pirates at St Louis Cardinals. (Live) 


Newsg 


Untouchables (In Stereo) q 


10 


(3:00) All the Right Moves ' 


American Gladiators 


Star Trek: Next Gener. 


Star Trek: Deep Space 9 


Cops g Cops (R) g 


Front Page (In Stereo) q Comic Strip: Late Night 


Arsenic Hall (In Stereo) g 


Music 1 


11 


College Football 


Preview of the Ryder Cup 


News q jNBC News 


Jeopardy! q |Wh. Fortune 


Miss America 


Mommies q jCafe Ame. Miss America Pageant (In Stereo Live) g 


News 


14 


(3:00) Gunsat Batasi 


♦♦'2 ffo/Aes (1980, Adventure) Roger Moore. PG 


♦ •'■2 "Amazing Grace and Chuck (1987. Drama) PG' 


**'/? The Valachi Papers 0972) Charles Bronson. PG [Short Sub. [•••V2 "Brazil" (1985) R' 1 


17 


Horse Racing (Live) 


PGA Golf: Hardee's Classic 


Sportscenter 


Football College Football: Florida State at North Carolina (Live) [College Football: Colorado at Stanford (Live) 1 


18 


** Cameron s Closet (1987, Horror) Cotter Smith j Swamp 


Beyond 


Case Closed q 


*♦ "Off Limits ' {^988, Drama) Willem Dafoe. (In Stereo) 


Silk Stalkings Witness q [*V2 "My fVloms a Werewolf (1988) | 


21 


(3.30) Rabbit Test (WS) ♦' 2 "C/uO Fed' (1990) Judy Landers. 


"Naked Gun 2 1/2: Fear 


**V2 X2"(1992, Adventure) Michael Biehn, R' q 


*'2 "No Safe Haven (1989, Drama) R' 


Frame-Up II " \ 


22 


(3:30) *♦*' 2 Dead Poets Society (1989) 


** Beaches " {^%8, Drama 


) Bette Midler. (In Stereo) PG-13 q 


*♦'/? Diggstown (1992) James Woods, 


Boxing 


* "Future K;c/( (1991, Science Fiction) R' 


Red Shoe 


Fallen 


25 


Can't on TV Arcade | Double Dare 


Wild Side 


Salute [Legends Doug jRugrats 


Clarissa [Roundhouse Ren-Stimpy 


Rocko's Life 


Bob Newhart 


Bob Newhart 


Bob Newhart 


Bob Newhart 


Bob Newhart 


.,.J.6-. 


♦ ♦'r In the Spirit" (1990) Mario Thomas, Elaine Mav- 


*** Hands at a Stranger (1987) Armand Assante, 


*♦♦ Hands at a Stranger (1987) Armand Assante, 


Hidden 


Hidden 


Unsolved Mysteries 


China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING SEPTEIMBER 19, 1993 



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26 



4:00 



(230) 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



Mom and Dad Save the World (1992) ! 



Movie 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



*»'2 "Waynes World" (1992) Mike Myers. 'PG-13 



NFL Football: Houston Oilers at San Diego Chargers. (Live) 



News g [ABC News 



TBA 



To Be Announced 



• [Design. W. [CBS News 



NFL Football Atlanta Falcons at San Francisco 49ers From Candlestick Park, (Live) 



*** Going in Style (1979, Comedy) George Burns, Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Fifth Quarter Suspect [Rescue 911 [Rescue 911 [News 



(2:30) 



♦ ♦''2 



"The Valachi Papers (1972) Charles Bronson, PG 



(3:30) PGA Golf: Hardee's Classic - Final Fjound, (Live) 



(3 00) *»* "White Palace [Ten of Us [Two Dads 



*'2 



(3:00) 



Beastmaster 2 Through the Portal of Time (1991) 



Can't on TV Arcade 



Double Dare Freshmen 



Jeopardy! g 



Short Sub. 



Baseball Tonight 



Two Dads Two Dads 



Videos 



Am. Funniest 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



60 Minutes q 



60 Minutes : 



Townsend Television q 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) [Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



10:00 



»*'^2 "Batman Returns (1992. Adventure) Michael Keaton, 'PG-13 q I** "Boomerang (1992, Comedy) Eddie Murphy, R' q 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



Emmy Awards (In Stereo Live) q 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) [••"2 "Quigley Down Under" (1990) Tom Selleck, g 



It Had to Be *♦*'; The Hunt for Red October (1990, Adventure) Sean Connery, q 



It Had to Be 



***'2 



The, Hunt for Red October (1990, Adventure) Sean Connery q 



Martin q [Living Single iMarried... [Dearest [Star Trek: Next Gener. 



*• 



"Authori Author' " {:982 Comedy) Al Pacino. PG 



**''? "Quigley Down Under' (1990) Tom Selleck. q 



News g 



News 



News 



News q 



Paid Prog. 



News 



• **'2 



NFL Primetime 



[Major League Baseball: New York Mets at Atlanta Braves. (Live) 



The Adventures of Baron f^unchausen (1989) John Neville 



*** 



Ready or Not Chris Cross **'/? 'Late for Dinner (1991) PG 



WarGames" {^%3) Matthew Broderick. PG 



"Rubdown' (1993, Drama) Jack Coleman. (In Stereo) q [Case Closed (R) g 



**'7 



** 



Better Off Dead (1993, Drama) Mare Wlnningham 



Rocko's Life [Legends 



Grand Canyon ' {^9S^ . Drama) Danny Glover. R' 



** '"Life Stinks' (1991, Comedy) Mel Brooks, 'PG-13' •** "Honeymoon m Vegas ' (1992) g Fallen 



You Afraid? Roundhouse 



»* "The Last Prostitute" (1991) Sonia Braga, 



Nick News Bob Newhart Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) q 



Cheers 1 



Night Court 



Siskel 



Murphy B. 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 [Suspect 



Dear John ; 



Cheers q 



Murphy B. 



Lifestyles 



FYI Pitt. 



Bloodhounds 



Sportscenter 



Silk Stalkings Witness q 



NFL 



Hollywood 



** "Time Runner" (1992) Mark Hamill. 'R [ Dark Obsession (1989) 



**V2 "Punchline ' {1988, Comedy-Drama) Sally Field. 



Bob Newhart Bob Newhart 



Comics in Search 



** "Scanners III: The Takeover (1992) 



Bob Newhart Bob Newhart 



Speciality Update 



Bob Newhart 



Ph^sici8ns_ 



MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 20. 1993 



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26 



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(3:00) 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



*V; "Caddyshack IT" (1988, Comedy) Jaci<ie Mason. PG 



Edition 



Oprah Winfrey q 



[Cheers g 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Cops; 



(2:30) 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



(2,30) 



Animaniacs 



Cur. Affair 



Short Sub. 



Dream Lg. 



Pyramid 



Newsg 



Coach q 



Newsq 



News 



Geraldo 



News g 



News 



News 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



** "Only Voo "(1992) Andrew McCarthy 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Tiny Toon [Batman q 



Newsq 



News q 



Full House q 



News I 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



** "Author! Author^ {1982, 



Yearbook 



Pariter Lewis 



*♦ 



"Nate and Hayes (1983 



Max Out 



Facts of Life 



PG 



The Karate Kid Part W ' (1989) Ralph Macchio PG 



Comedy) Al Pacino PG 



Th'breds 



Ninja Turtles 



Up Close 



Ninja Turtles 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! q 



Copsq 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



AmitYville 1992: Its About r<me" (1992) 



Day Oneg 



Fresh Prince of Bel-Air q 



Shade 



Shade 



Dave's 



Dave's 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



*V2 "Mikey" {1991) Brian Bonsall. R' 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



**V2 "Dying Young" (1991) Julia Roberts. 



NFL Football: Denver Broncos at Kansas City Chiefs. From Arrowhead Stadium, q [News q 



"Star (1993, Drama) Jennie Garth, Ted Wass. q 



Murphy B. 



"Based on an Untrue Story 



Murphy B. 



Love & War 



Love & War 



Fresh Prince of Bel-Air q 



**V; "Young 



Sportscenter 



Guns of Texas (1962) James Mitchum. 



Major Dad ! 



NFL Prime Monday 



Wings q 



•* 



Coach" (1978. Comedy) Cathy Lee Crosby, PG 



*•* "The Band Wagon (1953. Musical) Fred Astaire, 



(2 00) Nicktoonathon 



Rocko's Life [Nicktoonathon A cartoon marathon 



Rocko's Life 



*« Ski Lift to Death (1978, Suspense) Howard Duff [Supermariiet [Shop-Drop [Unsolved Mysteries 



Case Closed q 



(1993) Morgan Fairchild. q 



Northern Exposure q 



Northern Exposure q 



Mama 



[Mama 



"Star" (1993. Drama) Jennie Garth, Ted Wass. q 



*»'/; "The Fortune {1975, Comedy) PG' [Short Sub. 



Bodybuilding: USA Championships. 



WWF: Monday Night Raw 



*** 



"Innerspace (1987) Dennis Quaid PG q 



** "Lady Beware (1987, Suspense) Diane Lane R 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



L.A. Law "LA. Lawless 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) q 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Edition 



Chevy Chase (In Stereo) q 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



*** "/ Deal in Danger' (1966, Suspense) 



Baseball 



Major Dad g 



'^2 "Death Ring {1992) Mike Norris. R' 



Sportscenter 



Wings q [Odd Couple 



Where Sleepi 



The Player" {1992, Satire) Tim Robbins. R' g 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



♦ •'7 "In the Arms of a Killer " (1992) Jaclyn Smith. 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



•ng Dogs Lie' 



Altman 



Bob Newhart 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 21. 1993 1 




4:00 1 4:30 [ 5:00 [ 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 [ 7:00 7:30 


8:00 8:30 | 9:00 [ 9:30 


10:00 [ 10:30 [ 11:00 


11:30 [ 12:00 


2 


** High Ice {1980. Adventure) David Janssen 


♦** "The Buddy Holly Story" (1978) Gary Busey PG 


♦♦V2 "Single White Female (1992) Bridget Fonda R q 


**V2 "Quick {1993, Drama) Ten Polo R 


The Untouchables {1967) 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) g 


Newsq 


Newsq 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy q 


Ent. Tonight 


Full House q 


Phenom q 


Roseanne q 


Coach q 


NYPD Blue Pilot q 


Newsg 


Cheers q Nightline q 


6 


Edition Cheers g 


Coach q 


News 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! q 


Wh. Fortune 


Saved-Bell 


Getting By q 


Larroquette 


Second Half 


Dateline q 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Geraldo 


News 


CBS News 


Copsq 


Married... 


Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 


Donate and Daughter" (1993. Drama) Charles Bronson " 


News 


Late Show Came Fisher q 


8 


Les Brown 


Oprah Winfrey q 


News g 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 


"Donate and Daughter (1993. Drama) Charles Bronson. 


Newsg 


Edition 


Late Show q 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Animaniacs 


Tiny Toon [ Batman q 


Full House q 


Roseanne q 


Roseanne q 


Married... 


Rocq 


Bakersfield 


America's Most Wanted q 


Mama [Mama 


Chevy Chase Rita Rudner. 


Love Con. 


11 


Copsq 


Cur. Affair 


Newsq 


Newsq 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! q 


Wh. Fortune 


Saved-Bell 


Getting By q 


Larroquette Second Half 


Dateline q 


News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


14 


(300) 


Short Sub. 


**'2 The Big Gamble {1981) Stephen Boyd, 


♦ **'2 A Room With a View {198(>. Drama) NR 


♦*''2 "A Flea in Her Ear (1968, Comedy) Rex Harrison. 


♦*'/? "Honkytonk Man (1982) PG 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


Yeart)ook 


Max Out 


NBA Today 


Up Close 


Sportscenter Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced, (Live) [Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced (Live) I 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


Part(er Lewis 


Facts of Life 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtles 


Major Dad q Wings q 


Murder, She Wrote q [Boxing: Benny Amparo vs Tony Green. (Live) [Major Dad q [Wings q 


Odd Couple | 


• 21 


(2 45) Adventures 


i* How 1 Got Into College (1989)5 


*■ 2 Let It Ride (1989) Richard Dreyfuss 


♦♦* South Central {1992. Drama) Glenn Plummer R \**\'2 "Tightrope (1984, Suspense) Clint Eastwood. R 


YoungGun \ 


22 


(2 30) The Adventures of Robm Hood ' (1938] g 


♦ '2 Star Knic 


^ht (1986, Fantasy) Harvey Keitel PG-13 


♦'2 The Human Shield (1992) R 


Delta Force 3 The Killing Game (1991) *♦ 'The Wrong Man (1993, Drama) R 1 


25 


Muppets 


Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R)[Guts 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney [Bullwinkle 


Partridge Get Smart 


Ora^net 


Bob Newhart [M.T. Moore |M.T. Moore Van Dyke 


Lucy Show [A. Hitchcock 1 


26 


♦' 2 Trouble in Paradise (1989. Comedy) Raguel Welch 


Supermaricet 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


L.A. Law 


♦* "Once Is Not Enough {197b, Drama) Kirk Douglas, Alexis Smith. 


Unsolved Mysteries 1 



WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 22. 1993 1 




4:00 


4:30 [ 5:00 [ 5:30 


6:00 [ 6:30 [ 7:00 1 7:30 


8:00 1 8:30 [ 9:00 [ 9:30 


10:00 


10:30 


11:00 


11:30 [ 12:00 


2 


(215) 


♦♦* Beetleiuice (1988) Michael Keaton 


**"2 SWveste/- (1985) Richard Farnswortfi PG q 


♦♦Vj The Jewel of the Nile (1985) Kathleen Turner g 


Sanders 


Dream On q 


Crypt Tales 


And the Band Played On 


4 


DonatHie (In Stereo) q 


Newsg 


Newsq 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy q 


Ent Tonight 


Thea g Joe's Life q 


Home Imp [Grace Under 


Moon Over Miami q 


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FEAf¥R^E^ 




Activities Day is full of events, exhibits and concerts 

Pittsburgh group 'The Clarks' and alternative group 'Stinging Rain' make special appearance 



by John Martinec 
Features Writer 



The University Activities 
Board will bring the rock-n-roll 
sound.s of The Clark.s and the 
alternative music of Stinging 
Rain to Clarion as part of 
Activities Day. This outdoor 
concert will be held on Sunday, 
September 19 on the Geminell 
Complex stage from 2-4 p.m. 

The Clarks are one of 
Pittsburgh's major bands and can 
be heard on Pittsburgh radio 
station WOVE on a regular 
basis. The four-member band 
includes Scott Blasey on vocals 
and guitar, Robert James on 
guitar and vocals, Greg Joseph 
on brass and the mandolin, and 
Dave Minarik on drums and 
vocals. 

During their six years together, 
The Clarks have produced two 
full-length releases. The first, 
•TU Tell You What Man. . ." sold 
over 2,100 CDs, cassettes, and 




It's time to 'Meet the Greeks' 



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The Clarks, a famous band from the heart of Pittsburgh, will make their appearance during 
Activities Day on Sunday, September 19 at 2 p.m. on the Gemmell Complex outdoor stage. 



albums. Other singles charted 
on college radio from Verinoni to 
California. 

Stinging Rain is on tour to 
promote the relea.se of its third 
album "Burning Light." 
Stinging Rain has a large 
regional following in the 
northeast United States. Their 
original sound and insightful 
lyrics have been given rave 
reviews and can be heard at 
many colleges, nightclubs, and 
over radio airwaves. 

This concert is a must to .see, 
especially since it is free and 
open to the public. So come and 
enjoy! 

UAB Special Event 

Big Surf 

Drive-In Movie 

"Point of No Return" 

starring Bridgett Fonda 

Sunday. Sept. 19 

8 p.m. (or dark) 

Genvnell outdoor stage 



by Toni Ross 
Features Writer 



The Clarion University Greeks 
will be kicking off the rush 
season once again at "Meet the 
Greeks" during Activities Day 
on Sunday, September 19 from 
2-4 p.m. outside Gemmell 
Complex. 

"Meet the Greeks" sives all 
interested men and women on 
campus the opportunity to meet 
members from all of the Greek 
organizations. 

For the sororities, the day 
marks the beginning of informal 
rush. Women interested in 
joining one of the ten national 
sororities will be able to get 
information on each sorority 
ru.sh parly schedule. This year, a 
"Round Robin" time schedule 
will be in elfect so rushees may 
attend more dian one party. 

To be eligible to rush a 
sorority, women must have 
received at least a 2.0 the 
previous semester and be in good 
academic standing with the 
university. First semester 
freshmen are not allowed to 
pledge, however, they are 



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welcome to go through rush to 
find out about sororities they 
would like to pledge in future 
semesters. 

The Panhellenic Council, 
governing body of the sororities, 
will hold an informational 
work.shop tonight at 8 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. 
Members of Panhel will be on 
hand to answer any questions 
about informal sorority rush. 

Prateniity rush also begins the 
week of Activities Day. All men 
interested in pledging one of the 
national fraternities will also be 
able to get infonnation from the 
fraternities during "Meet the 
Greeks," or from signs around 
campus. 

Requirements for fraternities 
include at least a 2.0 G.PA from 
the previous semester and in 
good standing with the 
university. First semester 
freshmen are not allowed to 
pledge. 

Being a member of a Greek 
organization can be a fun and 
exciting experience. If you are 
interested, "Meet the Greek.s" on 
Sunday and good luck through 
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Alternative music group Stinging Rain will entertain the .students at Clarion University with their 
original sound and insightful lyrics during Activities Day this Sunday. This group has just released 
its third album and is currently on tour in the northeastern United States. 



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by Ron Santillo 
Features Writer 



Clarion University President 
Diane K. Reinhard is curiently 
serving as a Division II 
representative for the very 
prestigious National Collegiate 
Athletie Association (NCAA) 
council. 

The NCAA Council is 
comprised of 44 elected members 
and an ex -officio president and 
secretary. Council members 
include 22 from NCAA Division 
I, 11 from NCAA Division II, and 
11 from NCAA Division III. 
Reinhard was elected for a four 
year term from a slate of 
candidates at January's annual 
convention. Only six college and 
university presidents currently 




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President Reinhard now .serves 
for the National Collegiate 
Athletic Association (NCAA). 



serve on the board. 

The council is the top elected 
b(xly of the NCAA and is charged 
with deciding NCAA policy 
between annual conventions, 
including interpretation of rules 
and necessary decisions on policy 
matters. Annual conventions tiike 
place the second full week of 
January and rules iuc discu.ssed 
on all recognized Olympic level 
sports on the Division I, II jind 111 
level. 

"Representation on this 
important committee will allow 
me to contribute in efforts to 
improve the overall quality of 
intercollegiate athletic programs 
and enhance my knowledge of 
issues such as cost containment 
and social equity questions facing 
the NCAA and the Pennsylvania 



Slate Athletic Conference 
(PSAC), where I also serve on the 
executive committee of die board 
of directors," said Reinhard. 

rhe three main priorities on the 
council's agenda are academic 
progress, gender equity and cost 
containment. Academic progress, 
which is indeed die fust priority 
of die council, deals with the fact 
diat die athletes mu.st have ample 
time for accomplishments as 
students. Gender equity deals 
with the equal opportunity for 
men and women in college, 
including equal scholarship 
opportunity md enough interest in 
the sport to have constant 
participation. Cost containment, 
the third main issue discussed by 
the council, deals with the 
expenses of each athletic 



program. Cost containment 
issues deal with what is being 
spent and what expenses can be 
reduced. 

In addition to the rules 
committee, the NCAA has 
various other committees in order 
to control the flow of 
intercollegiate sports. Such 
committees include the 
infractions committee, who deal 
mainly wiUi disciplinary actions, 
and the President's committee, 
who work closely with the 
council in voting on rules and 
regulations. 

Besides serving on the NCAA 
and PSAC executive committees. 
Reinhard is a member of the 
PSAC's Gender Equity Task 
Force. 



Sexual Assault: Now is the time to become aware of the dangers 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Features Writer 

As our third week of classes 
comes to an end, die students of 
Clarion University begin to think 
about the important topics of 
collegiate life, such as grades, 
ALF week and, for some of us, 
graduation. One subject dial is 
rarely thought of (or at least not 
as much as it should be) is 
campus safety. In the light of 
recent events occurring on 
campus, there is no better time 
than now to be awcU"c. 

Sunday, September P). begins 
Sexual ,^ssault Awiireness Week. 



I know from listening to female 
students talk about what a shame 
it is that a young woman was 
attacked on campus only two 
weeks ago, (and then watching 
those students walk home in the 
dark from die library or a party), 
that being assaulted is the last 
diing on Uieir minds. 

I don't know if the choice to 
walk around alone on a fairly lit 
cjunpus wiUi only one emergency 
phone located in Ihu-vey Hall, is 
based on courage or stupidity. 
One fact I do know is that you 
and I were not die cho.sen victim. 
That night was simply a matter of 
fate. Fm not so comfortable widi 



diese odds. 

All next week. Students 
TogeUier Against Rape (STAR) is 
sponsoring a series of programs 
and educational activities 
designed to take an honest 
approach to subjects such as date 
rape and die portrayal of women 
in die media. 

On September 21, the 
Bloomsburg Players will give a 
dramatic performance invidng die 
audience to participate by a.sking 
questions, followed by a 
workshop focusing on sexual 
assault dirough role playing. 

Wednesday, September 22, is 
highlighted by the dale rape 



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discussion led by Dr. Janice 
Grigsby, die assistant professor of 
counseling services, and Holly 
Johnson, die president of STAR. 
This event will be held in 248 
Gemmell. 

Another discussion and video, 
"Dreiimworlds," will be shown in 
250 Gemmell on Thursday, 
September 23. The follow-up 
discussion, led by Dr. Mary Jo 
Reef, will address the negative 
and damaging representations of 
women in music videos. 

All of the activities, which 
include an organizational bootli at 
Activities Day, are coordinated by 
S lAR's secretiu-y Rhonda Wirfel, 
and under the direction of vice 
president and treasurer of STAR, 
Cindy Hultz. 

According to Deb King, 
STAR'S advisor and operator of 



the Women's Study Center in 
Harvey Hall, "I would like to see 
students empowering themselves 
to change their environment for 
reasons of salety, and to be able to 
use the student voice for things 
other than just changing the 
library hours." 

If diere are any quesUons about 
next week's activities or STAR, 
you are urged to call Uie Women's 
Studies Center at 226-2720, or 
stop by its kx:ation on the second 
floor in Harvey Hall. 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-Mark Wiegel, 33, was arrested 
in Salem, New Hampshire, in 
May after mall security guards 
confiscated a video camera 
hidden in a shoe box in his bag. 
Wiegel allegedly would set the 
bag down at a woman's feel with 
the lens pointed upward so that 
he could videotape up the 
woman's dress. 

-A well-dressed man in his 40s 
fled after an incident in February 
at a western wear store in 
Omaha, Nebraska. According to 
a clerk, the man asked for a 
horse harness for a costume 
party and went into a dressing 
room to put it on. He emerged a 
short time later, flung the door 
open and ran around the store 
wearing only his undershorts and 



the harness. After a few 
minutes, he quietly changed back 
into his business suit, told the 
clerk he would be back with his 
wife to buy the harness, and left. 

-In May, Minneapolis judge 
Richard Solum dropped 
prostitution charges against 
Jacqueline Reina, aka "Mistress 
Ayesha," who was discovered by 
police during a raid on her 
chambers standing beside a 
naked client who was strapped to 
a sawhorse and on whose 
genitals she had placed 16 
clothespins. Reasoned Judge 
Solum, Reina herself was not 
responding to a sexual impulse 
from the act and therefore could 
not be guilty of prostitution. 
(She was found guilty of running 
a disorderly house.) 

-State police in East St. Louis, 



Illinois, arrested Eddie Givens, 
36, during a routine traffic stop 
and charged him with 
impersonating a police officer 
after he tried to avoid chftfges by 
presenting a badge. They also 
announced that Givens was a 
suspect in several area incidents 
in which a man claiming to be a 
police officer stopped female 
motorists and asked to suck their 
toes. 

-Three weeks apart in March, a 
High Point, North Carolina, 
couple and a Clyde, Ohio couple 
reported that someone had stolen 
approximately 50 recently used 
cloth diapers from their front 
porch and garage, respectively, 
before the diaper service showed 
up. No other items were taken. 

-On Good Friday this year on 
his way from Hillsdale, 



Michigan, to Clinton, Michigan, 
Christopher Ray Tirb drove off 
the road into a signpost, then a 
while later swerved acrt>ss the 
center line and sideswiped 
another car, then a while later 
rear-ended a truck, which 
necessitated a call for an 
ambulance for him. En route to 
the hospital, the ambulance 
carrying Tirb was hit by another 
car. 

-Robert Lord, 42, was rescued 
after eight hours afloat without a 
life jacket in the chilly and 
turbulent Strait of Georgia, 
between Vancouver Island and 
the Canada mainland in July. He 
had fallen off a ferry boat when 
he leaned too far out a window 
while vomiting. 

-Two California physicians, 
co-authoring a piece in the 
March 1993 issue of the Journal 
of Forensic Sciences, reported on 
the deaths of two men who 
suffered mishaps while 
suspended naked on construction 
vehicles' hydraulic shovels. The 
doctors reported both men were 



attempting to heighten sexual 
gratification, but that one went a 
little too far and asphyxiated, 
and the other was accidentally 
fatally pinned to the ground by 
the shovel while dressed in 
women's clothes. 

-David Richardson, 19. 
arrested in a Gadsden, Alakuna, 
convenience store in August and 
charged with robbery, told police 
that he had made no holdup 
demand and in fact was only 
there to buy a few things. Police 
entered the store to find 
Richard.son standing in the back, 
having just put a pair of 
pantyhose over his face and 
socks over his hands and 
carrying a butcher knile in his 
pocket. At the first sign of the 
police, Richardson, still in 
pantyhose, grabbed an item off 
the shelf and acted as if he were 
shopping. 



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i Volunteers needed to help conserve the environment 



by Anji Brown 
Features Writer 



The word "conservation" 
means different things to 
different people. Some simply 
make it part of their daily routine 
and others consider it their 
lifetime job. 

Sonya Hafer, a freshman here 
at Clarion University, believes if 
we do everyday chores such as 
recycling ;uid disposing of waste 
properly, we are conserving the 
earth's resources. 

Dr. Konitzky, Professor of 
Anthropology, defines 



conservation as a preserving of 
the environment. "Essentially 
most people try to conserve the 
environment," Konitzky 
believes. 

It is true that people of the 
1990s are starting to wake up 
and realize that the earth's 
resources me slowly dwindling, 
and we must make an effort to 
help conserve what we have left. 
This year at Chu^ion University, 
an organization called the 
Student Conservation 

Association (SCA) is asking for 
our help to save our earth. 

The SCA is the nation's oldest 



and largest provider of 
volunteers for full-time 
conservation work. It has been 
recruiting college students, 
adults, and high school students 
for public service projects since 
1957. 

Last year over 1000 college 
students and other adults 
participated in the Resource 
Assistant Program. This 
expen.se-paid intern.ship allows 
participants to live and work 
with professionals in the 
conservation field and enhances 
their future employment in the 
natural resource manasemenl 



UAB provides its own version of Vegas 



by Sherry Dickerson 
Features Writer 



Come one, come all! It's 
Monte Carlo Night at Clarion 
University. Come try your luck 
on Friday, September 17 at 7 
p.m. as UAB presents Monte 
Carlo Casino Night. The 
admission is free, so what's there 
to lose? 

The night includes gambling, 
prizes, and Kassandra-Magik of 
Tarot, in a Las Vegas-style 
setting. There will also be a 
spot-light cafe and union 
activities. 

Upon entering Monte Carlo 
Night, the student gamblers will 
he given "play money" to 
gamble with. Some may win, 
others may lose. So if you want 
to gamble and not lose "real" 



money, come to the Multi- 
purpose Room in the Gemmell 
Student Center. 

Even if you are not a gambler, 
come to Monte Carlo Night 
anyway. Your future is just 
waiting to be told -- either 



through the pabn of your hand or 
through the cards of the tarot. 

Come take a gamble at this 
year's Monte Carlo Night. It's 
like having Las Vegas just down 
the street. 



fields. 

Student Conservation 
Association volunteers travel to 
national parks, forests, wildlife 
refuges, and other sites 
throughout the country for a 
Resource Association program. 
This lasts twelve weeks and 
includes on-the-job training, 
housing, living, and travel 
expen.ses. Students also have tlie 
potential to receive academic 
credit. 

The SCA is currently accepting 
applications for positions offered 
in the winterAspring sea.son, but 
offers programs throughout the 
year. If the SCA receives an 
application by the following 
dates, it will increase tlie chance 
of acceptance for a position in 
tlieir program: 

Sept. 15-positions forNov/Dec 
1993; Nov. 15-positions for 



Jan/Feb 1994; and Jan. 15- 
positions for Mar/Apr 1994. 

If you miss these dates this 
year, applications will be 
available during the summer and 
fall of 1994. Con.servation is a 
year-round commitment, iuid the 
SCA proves this each year. 

If you are interested in 
conservation and have strong 
convictions about saving the 
earth and its creatures, take 
advantage of this wonderful 
opportunity. Conserving the 
earth is a challenging but 
rewarding job. 

To learn more about 
participating in Student 
Conservation Association 
programs, contact: SCA, P.O. 
Box 550, Charlestown. Nil 
03603. or call (603) 543-1700, or 
fax (603) 543-1828. 



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Student Senator Profiles: JCWart and Donahue Strfve tO 

make a difference for Clarion University students 






by Amy Ckrkin 
Features Editor 



One ol Ihc inosf imporiani 
campus orgjuii/atioiis at Clarion 
University is the Stiulenl Senate, 
whieh is the representative 
legislative assembly ot the 
Clarion Students Association. 
Acting as the Boiird of Directors 
of the C.S.A., the Student Senate 
is vested with all powers of the 
(\S.A.. 

This certainly sounds 
important, and one of the 
senators with enough mnbition to 
tiike office is Michael Jewart. A 
senior history major, Jewart ran 
for Student Senate because "I 
felt I could iniikc a difference on 
liie Senate. 1 felt I could bring a 
variety of opinions from the 
student bcxly to the Senate, and 
then work to make Clarion a 
better place." 

Jewart works on the Social 
Equities and Student Centers 
committees. The Social Equity 



Committee works for campus 
cultural diversity, promotes 
multi-cultural activities, and 
considers issues and concerns 
relative to social equity. Jewart 
plans to work closely with 
Minority Affairs [uid complete a 
prog nun. 

The Student Centers 
(\>mmiitee represents the voice 
of the students when acting on 
issues dealing with Gemmell 
Student Center. Jewju^t plans to 
complete a Center survey, and 
hopes to have Clarion 
University's TV-5 tape a special 
on the Gemmell Center. 

Michael Jewart is also busy 
outside of the Student Senate 
office. He is a writer for the 
Clarion Call, the president of the 
History Honor Society, and a 
resident assistant in Ralston. 
Jewart is also part of the Student 
Senate Conduct Board. 

Jewart considers Clarion 
University's size to be the best 
asset of the campus. "Because 




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"To Be Your Voice, We Must Hear Your Voice," Is the motto of 
Student Senators Michael Jewart and Amy Donahue, each who 
are willing to represent the opinions of the Clarion student body. 

of Clarion's small size, it is quite Amy Donahue, Senator 



easy to develop personal 
relationships with students and 
faculty on campus," he 
comments. However, Jewart 
feels that "the lack of interest of 
some students" is the worst 
detriment of C.U.P. "Not only 
are they hurting their education, 
they are taking away from the 
learning experience of other 
students," says Jewart. 

What needs to be changed at 
C.U.P.? Communication is a 
major factor involved with some 
campus problems. "I think there 
has to be better communication 
between the students and the 
administration. There are just 
too many students who feel they 
do not have a voice in policy 
making on this Ciunpus," Jewiirt 
claims. 

Michael Jew<u"t just has one 
more thing to say to the entire 
student body of Clarion 
University, "Your four years at 
Clarion will go by very fast. 
Finjoy your lime spent in Clarion 
but also hit the bcwks, for that is 
what we are rciilly here for. One 
more thing, don't just sit around. 
If you are bored, that is your 
fault. Get involved and have 
fun!" 



"I simply wanted to make a 
difference at Clarion University," 
is the reason why Student 
Senator Amy Donahue ran for 
office. 

A sophomore communications 
major, Donahue is an important 
part of the Student Senate. She 
is on the Personnel committee, 
which deals with personnel 
matters including those 
described in the collective 
bargaining agreement, and 
developing and monitoring 
ethics guidelines for the Student 
Senate. 

Donahue is also a part of the 
Legislative Affairs committee, 
which keeps the student body 
aware of political situations on 
the local, state, and federal levels 
which will directly or indirectly 
affect the students of Clarion 
University. "Legislative Affairs 
worked on a lime capsule yet to 
be buried as well as organized 
letter writing campaigns and 
voter registration," said 
Donahue. 

Not only is Donahue a part of 
the previous committees, but she 
is also the chair of the Public 
Relations committee. This 
committee presents Student 



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Senate <uid all of its committees 
to the generiU public through the 
use of various fonns of media. 
Donahue mentioned that (he PR 
committee is creating a yeiubcx)k 
for the 1993 Senate. They are 
also compiling a scrapbook to be 
placed in the Senate office. 

Donahue may seem to be 
extremely busy in the Student 
Senate office, but she also holds 
executive offices outside the 
Senate. She is Corresponding 
Secretary of Phi Sigma Sigma 
sorority, and is also the president 
of the University Activities 
Board. 

Amy Donahue considers the 
people of Chuion to be the best 
asset of C.U.P. "This is a 
community of not just faculty 
and students, but friends as 
well," she comments. 

However, Donahue feels, that 
communication is a setback of 
Clarion University, "Although 
this is a smaller community, I 
have found the lack of 
communication within the 
college community has been one 
wall that is difficult to break 
down." 

When asked what changes 
need to be instituted at Clarion, 
Donahue replies, "On a social 
level, I would love to see more 
students become involved in our 
recognized organizations or at 
least lake advantage of the 
programs tlie organizations have 
to offer. . .There are other 
concerns about administrations, 
educational programs and 
facilities that students need to 
address." 

As a message to the entire 
student body. Amy Donahue 
adds, "Please remember our 
(Student Senate) motto: 'To Be 
Your Voice, We Must Hear Your 
Voice.' Student Senate is to 
serve the students, and in order 
to represent the student body, we 
need to know (your) needs. We 
are the governing body of 
Clarion Student Association, and 
we want to make life belter for 
all students. Remember your 
Senators!" 

UAB presents 

Welcome Back Dance 

9 p.m. Saturday, 
Sept. 18 

Gemmell Multi- 
purpose Room 



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Would it be better if 

Clarion 's spring break was 

rescheduled to coincide with 

spring breaks at other 

universities? 

CALL-ON'YOU 
compiled by 
Scott Dillon 




Blair Hindman 

Senior, English 

"It's probably a good idea due to the fact that 

families could spend more time together." 






Susie Provenzano 

Senior, Marketing 

"Yes, because you could spend time with 

friends from other schools." 



Chrissy Bracken 

Junior, Psychology 

"Yes, because there could be more people 

from different schools on break." 



Cindy Strohm 

Freshman, Elementary/Special Ed. 

"I think so, because you could see your 

friends from your hometown." 




Scott Delval 

Sophomore, Secondary Ed./ History 

"Yes, so I can go home with all my 

friends." 




VVhendy Gahring 

Junior, Communication 

"Yes, it's a great idea. You might meet 

your dream man down there." 







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Page 18 - The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 




The Psychology behind 

the Citibank Classic Visa card, and the 

emotional security of the Photocard. The citibank classic visa® instiiis in students 

feelings of safety, security, and general wellness not unlike those experienced in the womb. Therefore, it is the mother of 
all credit cards. 

Some experts attribute these feelings to the Citibank Photocard, the only credit card with your photo on it. A 
voice inside says, "This is me, really me." (As opposed to, "Who the heck is that?" - a common response to the photo on 

one's driver's license.) It's an immediate form of ID, a boost to your self-image. 

Of course if your card is ever lost or stolen and a stranger is prevented form 
using it, you'll feel exceptionally good (showing no signs of Credit Card Theft Nervosa). 

Other experts point to specific services, such as The Lost Wallet^"^ Service 
that can replace your card usually within 24 hours. Or the 24-Hour Customer Service 
line, your hotline, if you will, for any card-related anxiety whatsoever. 

Further analysis reveals three servicers that protect the purchases you make 

on the Citibank Classic Visa card, at no additional cost.. 1. Buyers Security^"^ can 
cover them against accidental damage, fire or theft, for 90 days from the date of 

purchase^ (preventing, of course. Insecurity). 2. Citibank Lifetime Warranty^"^ 
allows one to extend the warranty for the expected service life of eligible products up to 
1 2 years.^ 

3. And Citibank Price Protection assures you of the best price. You need only see the 
same item advertised in print for less, within 60 days, and Citibank will refund the 

difference up to $150^ (hence no Post Purchase Depression). 

Special student savings are particularly therapeutic. There's the free 
Citibank Calling Service^"^ from MCI to save up to 26% on long distance calls versus 
AT&T.-^ (You're encouraged to call Mom and Dad regularly preventing Parenta Non-Supportus.) And a $20 Airfare 

Discount^ on any domestic flight. (Case studies indicate that a Fear of Flying is overcome when Spring Break in sunny 
Florida is a possibility.) Not to mention the low variable interest rate of 

15.4%^ and no annual fee for college students. 

Suffice it to say, you'll have a credit card you can depend on while 
building a credit history. So call 1-800- CITIBANK, extension 19, to apply 
over the phone (student's don't need a job or a cosigner) or to have your photo 
added to your Citibank Classic Visa card. 

If we say that a sense of Identity is the first component of Citibank 
Classic Visa card, a sense of Security the second, and a sense of Autonomous 
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The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 - Page 19 




Eagles let one slip away, 19-17 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



After watching Dave 
MacDonald pass for 362 yards in 
West Chester's opening game, 
and knowing the expiosiveness 
of the Golden Eagle offense, one 
would have expected a high 
scoring affair last Saturday. 
Instead, the MVP's were Keith 
O'Connor and Bill Pryor? The 
respective punters for the Eagles 
and Rams combined for 20 punts 
for 710 yards as West Chester 
held off Clarion 19-17. 

"Family Day" at Memorial 
Stadium started off on a high 
note for Eagle fans. After 
stalling on their opening drive, 
Frank Andrews recovered an 
Scott Eberly fumble on the 28 
yard line. Not only did this give 
Clarion possession of the ball, 
but it also look the dangerous 
Pryor out of position to kick. 
After a short Art Gregory run 
and a pass to Jess Quinn, Chris 



vicious hit to Ben Lindsey a split 
second after Lindsey caught the 
ball. As quickly as Lindsey 
caught the ball, he was separated 
from it, and Shawn Kimple 
recovered at the West Chester 
28. Lindsey laid immobile on 
the field for several moments 
after the hit. The result was a 
27 yard field goal to extend 
Clarion's lead to 9-0. 

With about eight minutes left 
in the half, West Chester was 
finally able to get on the 
scoreboard. Starting with good 
field position at about the 50, 
MacDonald hit Jarmin Culbreth 
and Rich Neal to move the Rams 
down to the Clarion ten. After 
Scott Eberly was stuffed on a run 
up the middle, MacDonald hit 
Neal in the end zone. The exu-a 
point was blocked by Eric 
Acord. 

Near the end of the first half 
Clarion worked its way down 
into scoring position with Zak 
hitting Tim Brown with a couple 




Pat McDevitt/ Clarion Call 
Searching for a hole: Clarion tailback Damien Henry (1) found 
enough running room to gain 109 yards on the day. 



Zak hit prc-season All- American 
Marlon Worthy on a 16 yard out 
pattern to take an early 6 point 
lead. Paul Cramer, diagnosed 
with Scott Norwood disease, 
missed the extra point wide 

right. 

Midway through the first 
quarter, El Ponder, who had a 
fantastic day in Clarion's 
secondary and on special teams, 
stormed downfield on an 
O'Connor punt and delivered a 



of passes. Brown avenged an 
earlier dropped pass by getting 
open over the middle for a 16 
yard first down placing Clarion 
in West Chester territory. The 
Eagles got close enough for 
Cramer to try a 46 yard field 
goal. Now, this is the type of 
moment that we so often run 
across in sports where on a given 
day next month, next week, or 
Q^'pvi tomorrow this kick would 




Pat McDevitt/Clarion Call 
Omnipresent: Clarion cornerback Eldridge Ponder (2) made 
seven takles, broke up five passes and forced a fumble Saturday. 

Saturday, September 1 1 th, and were creeping into field goal 



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Cramer's kick hit the crossbar 
and bounced ever so agonizingly 
back into tlie field of play. The 
score remained 9-6. 

The disappointment didn't last 
long, however. MacDonald 
tried to engineer his team for a 
score before the half and was 
picked off by Frank Andrews, 
who returned the ball to the 39 
yard line. Alter a penally moved 
Clarion back to the 50, passes to 
Brown and Quinn placed the ball 
on the 18. With jusl six seconds 
remaining in the half, Zak found 
Kevin Harper in the left corner 
of the end zone. Zak hit Quinn 
for the two point conversion, and 
Clarion went into halflime with a 
comfortable 17-6 lead. 

To begin the second half. 
Clarion came out running rather 
unsuccessfully. This gave West 
Chester good field position, and 
on two consecutive possessions, 
the Rams drove into field goal 
range and closed the score to 17- 
12. 

Widi ten minutes to go. West 
Chester once again started at 
midfield. On the second play 
from scrimmage Shawn Little 
ran 43 yards on a draw play for a 
touchdown. All of a sudden 
Clarion was down 19-17. 

The Eagles sustained a solid 
drive on their next possession 



range at the West Chester 28. 
But, Zak was sacked for a loss of 
five yards, and on fourth down, 
was sacked for a loss of nine. 

The defense stuffed West 
Chester and forced them to punt. 
The Golden Eagles were resting 
on their own 15 yard line with 
about six minutes to play. 
Anyone who has ever .seen John 
Filway orchesiiate a drive at the 
end of a game can tell you that 
this can be done. The Eagles 
made it to the Cheskcr 39, but 
again faced a fourth down, this 
one a fourth-and-five situation 
with 3:50 remaining. In an 
attempt to pin the Rams deep in 
their own territory, the E!agle 
braintrust opted to punt and 
hoped that the offense would 
have just one last shot. The 
strategy backfired. 

West Chester gave the ball to 
Little eight consecutive times for 
a total of 55 yards. By the time 
the Rams had punted, Clarion 
was stuck on their own 10 with 
20 seconds left. Anyone who 
has ever seen.... no, John Elway 
couldn't even do this. 

The Eagles travel to New 
Haven, Connecticut to batUe the 
number two Division II team in 
the country on Saturday. The 
Eagles lost a 48-47 heartbreaker 
to the Chargers last season. 





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Drive: 3 plays, 28 yards. Key 
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Eberly fumble at WC 28. 
Clarion 6. West Chester O. 

Clarion: Cramer 27 FG, 
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yards. Key play: Kimple 
recovers Lindsey fumbled 
punt at WC 28. Clarion 9. 
West Chester 0. 

SECOND QUARTER 

Westchester: Neal 10 pass 
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blocked). 7:06. Drive: ^ 
plays, 53 yards. Key play: 
Neal 34 pass from MacDonald 
on 2nd and 1 from Clarion 
44. Clarion 9. West 
Chester 6. 

Clarion: Harper 18 pass 
from Zak (Quinn pass from 
Zak). 0:06. Drive: 6 plays, 39 
yards. Key play: Defensive 
holding on WC negates 
Interception. Clarion 17, 
West Chester 6. 

THIRD QUARTER 

West Chester: Brandes 40 
FG, 6:36. Drive 7 plays, 52 
yards. Key play: Neal 1 4 
pass from Levin moving ball 
from WC 48 to CUP 38. . 
Clarion 17, West Chester 9. 

West Chester: Brandes 27 
FG.3:18. Drive: 6 plays, 41 
yards. Key play: Clarion 
defense holds 1 st and goal 
from 5. Clarion 17, West 
Chester 12. 

FOURTH QUARTER 

West Chester: Little 43 run 
(Brandes kick), 10:48. Drive: 
2 plays. 48 yards. Key play: 
Little run on 2nd and 5. West 
Chester 19, Clarion 17. 

PLAYER STATISTICS 

Passing- Zak 16 of 39 for 220 
yards. 2 TDs and 1 INT. 
Rushing- CUP:Henry 26-109 
WC: Little 21-154 
Receiving- Quinn 6 for 80 
Brown 6 for 68. 



Pace 20 . The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 

Eagles drop Gannon 6-3 



Tennis team sets sights on PSAC 



by Tundelaya Carey 
Sportswriter 



The Chirion women's tennis 
learn compiled a 1-2 record over 
the past week and took a well 
deserved five-day break in 
preparation for the start of the 
PSAC schedule. 

The Lady Fiagles, led by 
coach Terry Acker, began their 
1993 campaign on the road at 
Westminster in which they lost a 
tough match 5-4. Shara 
Wolkimir led the way by 
defeating Jen Riznick in straight 
sets 6-1, 6-4. Sarah Unkefer 
powered her way to victory in a 
tough tliree set match 2-6, 7-5, 6- 
2 and freshman Kristen 
McKinley, in her career debut, 
won in straight sets 6-2, 7-5. 

The Lady Eagles then 
travelled to face a very powerful 
and experienced Geneva team. 
ITie match was lied 3-3 alter the 
singles were completed, but 
Geneva swept the double 



matches guiding them to a 6-3 
win. Wolkimir once again led the 
way with a straight set victory 
7-6, 6-4. Melodi Dess and 
McKinley were also victorious. 
Dess won 7-6(8-6), 6-4, and 
McKinley came away with a 
straight set 6-1, 6-3 victory. 

Coming off of two 
tough losses on the road, and 
playing their third match in four 
days, the Lady L^agles returned 
home and destroyed Gannon 6- 
3. Wolkimir opened the match 
with a tough three set loss, but 
her teammates came to her aid 
taking the next four matches. 
Freshman sensation Kristin 
McKinley extended her record to 
3-0 with a 6-2, 6-4 straight set 
victory. The dynamic duo of 
Wolkimir and Dess extended 
their doubles mark to 2-1, 
winning by default. 

The Lady Eagles travel 
to California on Friday to face 
the Lady Vulcans, then travel to 
Mercyhurst on Saturday, before 



Croiss Country 

Results from the 22nd Annual 
California University of Pennsylvania 

Invitational 

Women 5.000 meters 

Time Place 

LisaGriffo 21:43:8 10 

LisaBenlock 22:02.7 12 

Megan Stecklair 22:04.4 13 

Men 5.1 miles 

Time Place 

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Scott Reffner 31:29.5 27 




Chrlstin Mihan/Clarion Call 
Serving it up: Clarion's Shara Wolkimir captured straight set 
victories in tier first two matclfes, but was humbled Sunday by 
Gannon's Talley Sjoberg. 



returning home for matches 
against Pitt on Monday and 
wSlippery Rock on Wednesday. 
Both home matches are 
scheduled for 3:30 starts. 

Clarion has finished first in the 
PSAC five of the last seven 
yeais, compiling an 85-6 record 
over that stretch. "This is a very 
aggressive and spirited team," 
Acker staled, "We believe we'll 
be competitive in the PSAC, but 
the rest we'll just have to wait 
and see." 

Clarion vs. Gannon 

#1. Sjoberg(G) over 

Wolkimir(C) 7-5. 2-6. 6-3. 

#2 Milton(C) over 

TrapoId(G) 6-0. 6-1. 

#3 Dess(C) over Andre{G) 

6-2. 6-0. 

#4 Unkefer(C) over 

McCauley(G) 5-7. 6-3. 6-3. 

#5 McKinlcy(C) over 

Delaney(G) 6-2, 6-4. 

#6 Mikhina(G) over 

Turowski(C) 6-3.6-1. 



PSAC schedule begins 

Eagles fall to Scots, drop to 2-8 



by Debbie Adams 
Sportswriter 



The Clarion volleyball team 
is ten games into the 1993 
season and has yet to play in the 
friendly confines of Tippin 
Gymnasium. The Golden Eagles 
lost for the eighth time in its last 
ten games Tuesday night as the 
Edinboro Fighting Scots 
defeated the Eagles, three games 
to one. 

Clarion dropped the first two 
sets 12-15 and 5-15 before 
rebounding for a 16-14 victory in 
game three. The Scots put the 
Eagles away in game four by 
outscoring them 15-8. 

Bobbie Simpson led Clarion 
with 12 kills, and Lisa Flynn 
added seven. Co-captain 
Meghan Kelly furnished 13 
assists and 1 1 digs in the losing 



cause. 

A four set loss at Slippery 
Rock preceded an 0-3 
performance at the Wayne State 
Tournament by the Eagles. 

Clarion drew the hosts in the 
first round and were beaten 15- 
13, 12-15, 14-16, 9-15. The 
Eagles could fare no better 
against Cal (10-15, 4-15, 0-15) 
or against Ashland (10-15, 10- 
15,6-15). 

The Eagles will finally play 
their first home match tonight 
(Thursday) against Robert 
Morris, and then complete their 
elongated two game homestand 
with a match against Lock 
Haven. 

The Golden Eagles will then 
embark on a four stop road u-ip 
which will eventually land them 
in Colorado, September 30 
through October 2. 



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Set Assists 




Katie Rhodes 


174 


Meghan Kelly 


42 


Set % ( a t least 


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Katie Rhodes 


.350 


Beth Tress 


.333 


Kills 




Bobbie Simpson 


101 


Lisa Flynn 


89 


Kill %(min. 10 


att) 


Melissa Brooks 


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Bobbi Simpson 


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Service Aces 




Lisa Flynn 


21 


Bobbie Simpson 


8 


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Bobbie Simpson 


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Sports Commentan: 

Like him or not, Jimmy Mac just keeps winning 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



If you're as big a fan of the 
NFL as I am, then you shouldn't 
have any fingernails left! There 
were definitely some nailbiiers 
in week two of the NFI.. Five, 
count'em, five games were 
decided by a field goal; four in 
the closing seconds. So, if 
you're guilty of turning the 
television dial early, you missed 
some exciting moments this past 
Sunday. 

The most exciting ending 
came when 1 2 year NFL veteran 
Morten Anderson kicked a 44 
yard field goal as time expired to 
beat the Falcons in a wild 34-3 1 
decision. What makes this a 
little sweeter for Anderson is the 
fact that earlier in the game he 
nailed a 27 yarder to set an NFL 
record of 25 consecutive field 
goals. Next stop for Anderson: 
Canton, OH. 

In Green Bay, a struggling 
Roger Ruzek mustered enough 
boot to kick a 30 yarder with 
only seconds 'eft, and 
Philadelphia knocked off the 
hometown Packers 20-17. Want 
more? Dean Biasucci was the 
hero for Indianapolis as he 
pegged a 42 yarder with three 
seconds left to lift his Colts to a 
"wild" 9-6 victory over the 
Bengals. And, don't forget 
Jason Han.sen, whose fourth field 
goal of the day gave his Lions a 
19-16 overtime win against the 
Patriots. 

Also, in Minnesota, the Vikes 
' slipped by the Bears 10-7, thanks 
to a late TD pass from 
McMahon. No field goal at the 
gun, but still a three point 
decision. Regardless, if you're a 



lover of close ones, this past 
week was your blue heaven! 

Besides some exciting 
conclusions, this past week's 
games were a showcase for 
many homecomings. Numerous 
players either came home to play 
on their former playground or 
went head-to-head with their 



member of the Redskins' 
"Posse" returned to the teepee, 
only this time as a Phoenix 
Cardinal. Clark racked up 93 
yards through the air to upset die 
mighty 'Skins 17-10. 

Former Chicago Bear and 
Super Bowl XX QB, Jim 
McMahon, got his first start 




points down to a 31-31 deadkKk 
with the Saints. New Orleans 
was eventually able to pull off 
the victory, but what a show by 
Ilebert! Maybe the Saints 
should second-guess that move. 

In Denver, one-time Charger 
Rod Bemstine took the flash out 
of the ChcVgers bolt by scoring a 
touchdown in the Broncos 34-17 
drubbing of San Diego. 
Bernstine, a power back, has 
given the Orange Crush some 
punch out of the backfield, and 
has a nose for the goal line. 

The least successful 
homecoming this week was 
former Ram Kevin Greene who 

Chargers #2 ranked 



returned to the city of angels, 
only this time as a Steeler. The 
sack-happy Greene had the 
unenviable task of going up 
against ProBowl Tackle Jackie 
Slater who resembles a housing 
project more than a lineman. 
Greene's results? Forget it! A 
brick wall couldn't have done 
better than Slater! 

Well folks, week three is 
creeping ever clo.ser, as the NM. 
homecoming is now history. 
The excitement never ends, but 
there is one echoing question: 
Where's C_wher P_wer? Still 
searching for that "mythical" O! 



Clarion vs. New Haven on Sat. 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Screaming Viking: Minnesota's 
outrageous, but he could just be 

former team. 

Packer Reggie White was 
impressive in his reunion with 
the Eagles, collecting four 
tackles and two sacks, but the 
minister of defense ended up 
losing a heartbreaker, 20-17. 
Tim Harris, another defensive 
standout, traveled with the 
Failles to his old home, 
Titletown. USA. Wide receiver 
standout Gary Clark, a former 



AP Photo 
Jim McMahon may be 
the man to vault the Vikes. 

against his old team, as the 
Vikings squaked by 10-7. 
McMahon won the game in the 
4ih quarter on a 16 yard TD pass 
to Cris Carter, a bitter sweet 
victory for old headband 
McMcihon. 

And how about former New 
Orleans Saint QB Bobby 
Ilebert? The now- Atlanta QB 
threw three 4ih quarter TD 
passes to rally his team from 21 



It doesn't get any easier for the 
Clarion Golden Eagles. After 
bowing to defending PSAC-East 
champion West Chester 19-17 
last week, Uie Eagles will travel 
to New Haven, Connecticut to 
face the second highest ranked 
team in Division II, the New 
Haven Chargers. 

The Chargers are akeady 2-0, 
having posted a 45-33 win over 
West Chester and a 38-6 victory 
over Buffalo last week. They 
were ranked number one in the 
east last season, won the East 
Region Title, and advanced to 
the NCAA Division II semifinals 
before losing to eventual 
champion Jacksonville State. 

New Haven, who had the 
number one offense in the land 
last year averaging 38.8 points 
per game, are at a 41.5 cHp this 



year, averaging 224 yards on the 
ground and 231 Uirough the air. 

Quarterback James Weir 
directs the offense, and has 
completed 26 of 53 for 323 yards 
and three scores this year. 

Tony Willis leads an excellent 
corps of Charger receivers. 
Willis has already hauled in 13 
passes and has scored three times 
in 1993. 

Roger Graham, who rushed for 
1,717 yards and 22 touchdowns 
last year, akeady has gained 317 
yards on just 35 carries dirough 
the first two weeks. A.J. 
Livingston .scored 17 times last 
yejir and picked up 898 yiyds on 
the ground. 

The defense is susceptable to 
the pass, where it has given up 
an average of 293 aerial yards 
per contest. 

Clarion is averaging 347 yards 
of total otfense, and is allowing 
3 1 3 yards on defense. 



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Page 22 - The Clarion Call - 9-16-93 

Sports Commentary: 



As hoops and hockey near, baseball has center stage 



hy lien Vessa 
Sports Editor 



It used U) be so simple. A eap 
was somelhing to buy your kid a( 
Ihe ballpark, nol a lid lor 
player's sal;u"ies. A race was a 
baltle to the wire between two 
elubs, not a eriteria lor hiring or 



batting praetice balls into the 
outlield seats. 

The Philadelphia Phillies, who 
|{K)k more like a Thursdjiy night 
bowling league than a group ol 
professional athletes, hustled 



When asked about the 
onslaughts, manager Sparky 
Anderson simply put it, "We kill 
medi(KTe pitehing." 

Pitching could not have gotten 
any more mediocre than Jose 



lirin''. It used to be a 



game 



of 



inches, not grinches. But, just 
when it appeared that baseball 
was sealing its own doom, the 
summer of 1993 comes along to 
prove its invincibility. 

It stiuled in ilie summer when 
the San Francisco Giants, 
wallowing in poverty and on the 
brink of relocating to St. 
Petersburg, Florida, magically 
pulled $44 million from their 
grungy cardboard box lo 
purcha.se Barry Bonds. 

The season was less than 30 
games old when Tony Perez was 
fired from his managerial job in 
Cincinnati. Later it was realized 
that Perez was not the man the 
Reds wanted in the first place, 
that man was Davey Johnson. 
Perez was hired lo silence critics 
who believed the Reds' front 
office showed prejudices toward 
minorities. Then, in a display of 
loyalty not often witnessed in 
baseball, hitting coach Ron 
Oester resigned his position after 
hearing of Perez's release. 

In Colorado, fans came out in 
the billions to witness 
professional baseball. Montreal 
was the first team to visit Mile 
High and soon realized that this 
was no ordinary park. The 
Expos had to conclude batting 
practice 35 minutes early 
because they blasted all of their 




AP Photo 
Silent but deadly: Toronto's John Olerud suffered an aneurism as 
a kid, causing him to wear a helmet even when playing the Field. 
His gentle demeanor, and quiet "just doing my joh" attitude still 
has people wondering who he is. 



into the east lead, while the 
Giants coasted in the west. 

llie American League look it 
upon themselves lo make 1993 a 
year lo cherish. First, it was the 
Detroit Tigers, who made 20 
runs a game look effortless. 



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Seconds before the start of tlie mco. Filipe suffers a 

mental lapse commonly known among jockeys as 

"rider's block " 



Canseco's debut in Fenway. 
After giving up three runs and 
throwing behind several batters, 
Canseco was diagnosed with a 
career-threatening injury in his 
throwing arm. 

While the Tigers were scoring 
and Canseco was injuring, John 
Olerud just kept on hilling. 
Olerud hovered around the .400 
mark until early September, and, 
it weren't for the fact ihai Frank 
Thomas is actually bigger than a 
u^ain, he would be a lock for the 
American League MVP. 

Thomas hoisted the White Sox 
on his broad shoulders and 
carried them into first place in 
the west. While Olerud is the 
mosl outstanding player in 93, 
Thomas is certainly the most 
valuable. 

An off-season trade of Craig 
Lefferts from the Padres lo the 
Rangers went fairly unnoticed, 
but soon players like Fernandez, 
Sheffield and McGriff would 
follow. San Diego had realized 
that the Giants and Braves were 
better teams, so instead of 



attempting to compete, ihey were 
financially insuring their 
existence. 

In Colorado, a guy named 
Galarraga was putting on an 
Olerud display. In New York, the 
Mcls players were pulling on a 
fireworks display, and in 
Chicago, the Pirates and Cubs 
were putting on a boxing display. 

A boxing display is ihe furthest 
from what Robin Ventura 
performed in Texas in late July. 
After Nolan Ryan planted a 93 
mph fastball in his back, Ventura 
ch.'irged the mound and received 
a barrage of nuggies that would 
have knocked Evander Holyfield 
down... well... maybe Gerry 
Ctx)ney. 

Even though Jim Leyland is as 
old and as physically fit as Gerry 
Cooney, it didn't stop the Bucco 
skipper from going after Dodger 



Kevin Gross last month. 
Leyland's antics marked the 
apex of a long hot summer of 
hostility, where hitters charged 
after pitchers, hiliers charged 
after managers, and Mo Vaughn 
was charged with involuntary 
man.slaughter. 

Despite all these shenanigans, 
despite all of the free agent 
contracts, despite all the fire 
.sales and fu-e-filled press boxes, 
baseball still reigns supreme. 
Three out of four pennant races 
are within three games with the 
American East having five 
applicants, and the best is yet lo 
come. 

So, as we move into football, 
and as we await hoops and 
hockey, we always must realize 
that baseball is the most 
indestructible game of all... and 
the best. 




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COME RUSH WITH US!!! 
Alphi Phi Omega -- National 
Coed Service Fraternity invites 
you lo come join us for 
Leadership, Friendship and 
Service Tuesday 9/21 al the 
NairAVilkinson volleyball courts 
ai 7:00 p.m. and Wednesday 9/22 
al the Campbell Hall main lobby 
ai 8:00 p.m. for TWISTER! 
All are Welcome! Bring a friend! 

The sisiers of Zela Tau Alpha 
would like lo welcome everyone 
back and wish everyone a happy 
and successful semesier. 

Congratulations Tammie Snyder 
on your engagement- We're so 
proud of you! Love, your Zela 
sisters. 



Congratulations 



Jodi 



and 

(finally) Analisa on your 
lavaliers. Your Zela sisters are 
happy for you! 

Happy belated birthday Maria. 
Love, your Zela sisters. 



Reggae away with ZTA! All 
CUP women are welcome lo our 
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Theme party 8-9:30; Wed. Sept. 
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The Clarion Call - 9-16-93- Page 23 

LASSIFIEDS 



The sisters of I'heta Phi Alpha 
wish everyone a fun and 
successful rush! 

Congratulations to Leslie 
Cathcart for being National Phi 
Sigma Sigma undergraduate of 
the year. We love you ! 
Phi Sigma sigma. 



Theta Xi- We had a blast 
hanging out in the sand and 
dancing by the pool. Thanks for 
a great time. Love, Phi Sigma 
Sigma. 

Congratulations lo Jennifer 
Horner for receiving the 
Individual Scholarship Award. 
We love you! Phi Sigma Sigma. 

Sigma Chi"Thanks for the great 
Twister mixer. Let's do it again 
soon. Love, the sisers of Delta 
Zeta. 

Join the Delta Zeta fiesta! Rush 
is right around the corner in 
Delta Zetaville. First party: 
Monday, Sept. 20 8-9 p.m. at the 
Delta Zela house. See you there! 

To Phi Sigma Kappa: 

Thank you for the homecoming 

nomination. I'm looking forward 

lo Float '93! I love you guys! 

Whendy 

The sisters of Thela Phi Alpha 
invite you to spend some time at 
the "Theta Phi house" on 32 
Shady Avenue for our casual 
party on Monday Sept. 20 from 
7-8 p.m. Then come "Cruise the 
Jungle" with us on Tuesday at 9 
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Sports Commentary: 

If Abbott and Costello had to do their act today 



hy Rodney Sherman 
Disgruntled Baseball Fan 

"I ley Ahbott, since you're the 
manager of this baseball team, 
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some of the players?" 

"Cerliiinly I'll inu-oduce you to 
ilie bt>ys, Let's see, on the bases 
we have Jones on first-" 

"You mean Who, what's a 



matter, can't you remember the 
routine?" 

"Well the le.uii changed over 
the off-season, Who got lied up 
in a palimony suit in wSiui Diego. 
They figure the trijU will last all 
summer. We called up Jones 
from U"iple Av" 

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What, you remember, I'd say 
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Know still on third?' 

"I Don't Know, didn't you 
hear? He was at home 
somewhere in Latin America and 
the government there was 
overthrown. He's the dictator 
there now. We picked up old 
man Walker off wiiivcrs to cover 
third until I Don't know gets 
overthrown." 

"You have to have those 
outfielders. Why and Because." 

"Why is serving time for his 
fourth DUI conviction, then it's 
off to the Betty Ford clinic for 
his other problems." 

"Because?" 
"Expansion draft." 

"The pitcher, Tomorrow, is he 
here?" 

"On the di.sabled list, shut his 



throwing hand in the door of a 
taxi cab. At least that's what 
we're telling the press." 

"The catcher. Today, he was 
always a solid player, what's the 
deiil with him?" 

"Holding out for a new 
contract, won't play unless we 
up the money." 

" Why and Becau.se gone, Who 
in court, What in California, 
Today pouting about money, I 
Don't Know lost in central 
America, this team is a bunch of 
strangers, and you know what, I 
DON'T GIVE A DARN!" 

"What was that?" 

"I said I don't give a dam." 
"Oh yeah, our former 
shortstop. He's in charge of fan 
relations now." 




Sports Information photo 
Clarion University's 1993 Integra, Pepsi, Wilson Golf 
Classic winners (from L-R): Denny Painter, Ed Grejda, Greg 
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a place to park pg. 5j 



Lifestyles 

Semester ahritad 

Explore a .sunny island, ani^ 
get credits tor it pg. H 



Sports 



Kitgles 0-2 
Slow Start sends (ioldei 
Eagles h<ane winlc.vs. , ,pg. 191 



Clarion *s 

pother Outlook I 

|- 

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Satercby: Momy sassy, 

S«ftd&y: Mostly 

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high 74 
15B«sday: Cknidy, rain, 

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News. 
TV Guid. 
Ulcstyles . . . 
Firtertainment 

Spcffts 

ChissJikds 



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pg. 5 

fi 101 

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Recent incidents do not show an 
upward trend in crime, some say 



by Sarah Cunningham 
Contributing Writer 

An incident at Campbell Hall 
last Wednesday, Sept. 15, led to 
the arrest of Robert Eric 
Kearney, of Altoona, on charges 
of resisting arrest, a second- 
degree misdemeanor; disorderly 
conduct, a third degree 
misdemeanor; criminal mischief, 
a summary offense; and 
underage consumption, also a 
summary offense. 

According to Ben Vessa, a 
resident assistant in Campbell, a 
report was received at the front 
desk of the residence hall that an 
argument was in progress 
between a female and a male on 
the seventh floor of the building. 

A resident on the floor said she 
observed Kearney, a non-student, 
displaying drunken and 
boisterous behavior, yelling 
obscenities and arguing with a 
female friend. 

It took several residents and 
approximately half an hour to 
coax the victim outside the 
dorm. 

According to Vessa, Kearney 
continued badgering the 
residents and threw one girl to 
the pavement. Public Safety was 
inmiediately called. 

When the officer arrived at the 
scene, said Vessa, Kearney and 
the girl were sitting in a car in 
the parking lot. The officer asked 
the girl to step out of the car and 
questioned her 

As the officer was questioning 
her, Kearney also got out of the 
car. The officer asked him to get 
back in, but Kearney refused and 
began to walk away. The officer 
attempted to grab the suspect's 
arm but the suspect began 
flailing his arms and screaming 
vulgarities at the officer, said 
Vessa. 

At one point, Kearney hit 
officer Keith A. Kaschalk in the 
eye. The officer placed him 
under arrest, but had difficulty 
resu^aining him. 

By this time, another officer 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Cam 
Despite recent incidents, both on and near campus, local officials say it is too early to 
determine if this is a trend. This police car responded to a call on Wilson Ave. 



had arrived on the scene, and 
together they managed to 
handcuff him and put the suspect 
in the Public Safety car. Kearney 
then began kicking at the rear 
passenger window of the car, 
said Vessa. 

Kearney also called officers 
racists and referred to a female 
Public Safety officer in vulgar 
terms, Vessa said. Kearney later 
told police he had drank 10 shots 
of tequila and three beers before 
the incident. 

Kearney was held overnight in 
Clarion county jail and released 
on his own recognizance. He 
failed to show up for a 
preliminary hearing and a 
warrant has been issued for his 
arrest. 

Despite many recent incidents, 
including this one, crime hasn't 
really increased on campus. 



according to students and 
officials. 

"Crime always increases when 
school starts because the 
population doubles, but I don't 
see any significant uend starting 
Uiis year," Chief R. Eric Shaeffer 
of the Clarion Borough Police 
said. According to criminal 
statistics, the particular age 
bracket from 17-24 has the 
highest number of victims and 
criminals, said Shaeffer. 

The director of University 
Relations, Ron Wilshire, said 
that "although there may be a 
slight increase in the number of 
incidents over last year, it is still 
early to determine if this is a 
trend. As witnessed by recent 
national news reports, we are 
living in an increasingly violent 
society." 

Wilshire urges everyone to, 



"take common sense 
precautionary measures when 
they walk at night, including 
walking in pairs, uaveling with 
friends and staying in well- 
lighted areas." 

Even with Public Safely 
officers maintaining patrols 
throughout campus and the stale 
and borough police pau-olling the 
surrounding areas, many 
students have trouble feeling 
secure. 

In the wake of several these 
recent incidents, students, 
especially those living off 
campus, are changing their 
behavior 

"I used to go out at night by 
myself, but now I make sure I 
get everything 1 need to get done 
during the day. That way 1 don't 
need to go out at night," said 
senior Selin;i ,\hmed. 



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If Abbott and Costello had to do their act today 



hy Rodney Sherman 
Disgruntled Itasehall I' an 

"I Icy Ahboll, since you're Uic 
maiutiicr ol this baseball team, 
how about introducing me to 
some ()! the players .'" 

"CVTtainly I'll uilrochicc you to 
Uic boys. Let's see. on the bases 
wc have Jones on first-" 

"You mean Who, what's a 



matter, can't you remember the 
routme.'" 

"Well the team chanjicd over 
the olT-season, Who got tied up 
in a paiimony suit in San Diego. 
Ihey ligure the trial will last all 
summer. We called up .lones 
from triple A." 

"Ahhh. 1 see. well just pick it 
up at second bitse" 

"Second base? That would be 



Smith." 

"Smith.' What happen to 
What, you remember, I'd say 
Who's on second and you'd say 
'No, What's on .second."" 

"What's gone, lie hit ..^24 
with 26 homers and 10.^ RBI's 
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"How 'bout third, is I Don't 
Know still on third?' 

"I Don't Know, didn't you 
hear? He was at home 
somewhere in Latin America and 
the government there was 
overthrown. He's the dictator 
there now. We picked up old 
man Walker olf wiiivers to cover 
third until I Don't know gets 
overthrown." 

"You have to have those 
outfielders. Why iind Because." 

"Why is serving lime for his 
fourth DIJI conviction, then it's 
off to the Betty I'\>rd clinic for 
his other problems." 

"Because?" 
"Hxpansion draft." 

"The pitcher. Tomorrow, is he 
here?" 

"On the di.sabled list, shut his 



throwing hand in the door of a 
taxi cab. At least that's what 
we're telling the press." 

"The catcher. Today, he was 
always a solid player, what's the 
dciil with him?" 

"Holding out for a new 
contract, won't play unless we 
up the money." 

" Why iuid Because gone. Who 
in court. What in California. 
I'oday pouting about money, I 
Don't Know lost in central 
America, this te<im is a bunch of 
siTiuigers, and you know what, I 
DON'TGIVEADARN!" 

"What was that?" 

"I said I don't give a dam." 
"Oh yeah, our former 
shortstop. He's in charge of fjin 
relations now." 




Sports Information photo 
Clarion University's 1993 Integra, Pepsi, Wilson Golf 
Classic winners (from L-R): Denny Painter, Ed Grejda, Greg 
Wolf and Vince Grejda. The tournament which benefits 
Clarion's Waldo S. Tippin Athletic Scholarship Fund, raised 
a record total of $29,000. 



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Volume 74, Issue 3 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania September 23, I9<>3 






Issue 



Parking woes 
Cars, cars every wf«?re and notj 
a place to park • Pg- 5 1 



Lifestyles 

Semester abroad 

Explore a sunny island, an( 
get credits for it . , pg. i 1 



Sports 



Eagles 0-2 

Slow start sends Goldei 
Eagles home winless, . .pg. I9j 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook I 



Thursday; 
Friday: 



Cloudy skies, 
high 74 
l%tly sunny, 
high 70 



Saturday: Mostly sunny, 

high 72 
Sunday: Mostly 

cloudy,high 75 
Monday: Brcezy, mild 

high 74 
Tuesday: Cloudy, rain, 

high 70 
Wednesday: Sunny, wanner 

high 75 



Index 



Commenlar>' 

News , 

TV Guide 

Ufesfyles 

lintertainment 

Sports 

Oassifieds 



Pg-2 
Pg-5 

pg. 10| 

pg m 
pg. m 

pg- 23 



Recent incidents do not show an 
upward trend in crime, some say 



hy Sarah Cunningham 
Contrihuting Writer 

An incidcni at Cjunpbcll Mall 
last Wednesday, Sept. 15, led to 
the arrest ol Robert liric 
Kejuiiey, of Altoonii, on charges 
of resisting arrest, a second- 
degree mi.sdemeanor; disorderly 
conduct, a third degree 
misdemeanor; criminal mi.schief. 
a summary offense; and 
underage consumption, also a 
.summary' offen.se. 

According to Ben Vessa, a 
resident assistant in Campbell, a 
report was received at the front 
desk of the residence hall that an 
argument was in progress 
between a female and a mjile on 
die sevenUi fltx)r of the building. 
A resident on the floor said she 
observed Kearney, a non-student, 
displaying drunken and 
boisterous behavior, yelling 
obscenities and arguing with a 
femjile friend. 

Il took .several residents and 
appro.ximaiely half an hour to 
coax the victim outside the 
dorm. 

According to Vessa, Kearney 
continued badgering the 
residents and threw one girl to 
the pavement. Public Safely was 
immediately called. 

When the officer arrived at die 
scene, said Vessa, Kearney and 
the girl were sitting in a car in 
the parking lot. The officer asked 
die girl to step out of the car and 
questioned her 

As the officer was questioning 
her, Kearney also got out of the 
car. The officer asked him to get 
back in, but Keanicy rcfu.sed iuid 
began to w<'ilk away, fhe officer 
attempied lo grab the suspect's 
arm but the suspect began 
flailing his sums and screaming 
vulgarities at the officer, said 
Ve.s.sa. 

At one point, Kearney hit 
officer Keitli A. Kaschalk in die 
eye. The officer placed him 
under arrest, but had difficulty 
restraining him. 

Bv this time, another officer 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Cam 
Despite recent incidents, both on and near campus, local officials say it is too early to 
determine if this is a trend. This police car responded to a call on Wilson Ave. 

had arrived on the scene, and according to students and 



together they managed to 
handcuff him and put the suspect 
in the Public Safety car. Kejuney 
then began kicking at the rear 
passenger window of the car, 
said Vessa. 

Kearney also called officers 
racists and referred to a female 
Public Safety officer in vulgar 
terms, Ves.sa said. Kearney later 
told police he had drank 10 shots 
of tequila and diree beers before 
the incident. 

Kearney was held ovemight in 
Clarion county jail and released 
on his own recognizance, lie 
failed to show up for a 
preliminary hearing and a 
warrant has been issued for his 
iurest. 

Despite many recent incidents, 
including this one, crime hasn't 
really increased on campus. 



officials. 

"Crime always increases when 
school starts because the 
population doubles, but 1 don't 
see any significant u^end suuting 
diis ye;u-," Chief R. liric Shaefier 
of the Clarion Borough Police 
said. According to criminal 
statistics, the particular age 
bracket from 17-24 has the 
highest number of victims and 
criminals, siiid Shaetfer. 

The director of University 
Relations, Ron Wilshire. said 
that "although there may be a 
slight increa.se in the number of 
incidents over last vear. it is still 
early to determine if this is a 
trend. As witnessed by recent 
national news reports, we are 
living in an increasingly violent 
.swiety." 

Wilshire urizes evervone to. 



"lake common sense 
precautionary measures when 
they walk at night, including 
walking in pairs, traveling wiih 
friends and staying in well- 
lighted itfeas." 

l:ven with Public Safety 
officers maintaining patrols 
throughout cmnpus and the state 
and borough police patrolling the 
surrounding areas, many 
students have trouble feeling 
secure. 

In the wake ol several these 
recent incidents, students, 
especially those living off 
campus, are changing their 
beha\ior. 

"I used to go out at night by 
my.self, but now I make sure I 
get everydnug 1 need to get done 
during the day. That way 1 don t 
need to go out at night." said 
.senior Seliii.i Ahmed 



Cdtbraiing over 70 years as a student nezvspape. 



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The one my 

mother warned 

me about 

1 have a simple philosophy 
about life: to enjoy life to the 
fullest potential without hurting 
others. I believe that in life, each 
person must face a series of 
obstacles that brings us to a 
better appreciation and 
understanding of life. By 
conquering these obstacles, we 
mature and learn from our 
experiences. The ones most 
important are the painful 
experiences. If we do not learn, 
then we are doomed to repeat 
our mistakes. 

1 learned many of my lessons 
during my college years. I 
graduated in May and take with 
me more than what I learned in 
the classrooms of Clarion 
University I was very innocent 
when I arrived here, four ye^ys 
ago. 1 still .see my friends that I 
made the first semester of my 
freshman year while living at 
Givan Hall. They are amazed 
when they realize how much I 
have changed. So many thing > 
have happened to change me, 
good and bad. 1 have crossed 
many bridges to become the 
person that 1 am now, mature and 
strong. But when I look back, I 
remember the one lesson that 
almost killed me, physically, 
mentally and emotionally. 

One year and ten months ago, 1 
was raped in Wilkinson Hall 
after a fraternity party. This is 
my side of the story, although I 
am sure his is very different. 

1 went to the party with two of 
my closest female friends. The 
one friend dates a brother of the 
fraternity, whom I also 
considered to be a close friend. I 
had a great time at the party. 
Unfortunately, I had t(xi much to 
drink. My friends wanted to go 
to CABS, but I was t(w drunk to 
no. I wa.s ()nlv 19 ve.'U'.s old at the 



time and my condition was 
terrible. I could hardly walk, let 
alone dance. Since I lived so far 
off campus, I wanted to walk 
home as soon as possible (I 
never drink and drive). My 
friends left me behind, figuring I 
would catch up later. I never 
made it. I was raw meat in a 
shark tank and too innocent to 
realize it. I stood in the doorway, 
blurry-eyed, looking for 
someone I knew to walk me 
home. I did not think it was safe 
for me to walk home alone. 

Finally, 1 saw a familiar face in 
the crowd. I asked him if he 
would mind walking me home. I 
wanted a gentleman to walk with 
me, not touching me, to my door. 
I emphasized the point that he 
was not welcome inside, but 1 
would appreciate his assistance 
in getting me there. He agreed to 
the terms and promised not to 
touch me. 

Off we went, trodding slowly 
down the sueet. lie was getting 
hungry and suggested we stop 
for a bite to eat. While we were 
waiting, he decided that he 
would rather goto CABS. He 

(Cont. on page 4) 



Wow, what a week! The 
NAFTA debate is coming to a 
head, the president unveiling the 
national health care plan on 
national TV, Russian power 
struggles between Boris Yeltsin's 
reformers and Alexander Rutskoi's 
legislature. It was a really great 
week for news. 

Such a shame that the members 
of the Clarion academic 
community are too busy to worry 
about these important world- 
shaping events. (No, I'm not 
going to rail about student apathy. 
That subject could make up 15 or 
20 editorials in and of itself.) The 
reason that Clarionites can't be 
worried about the news is because 
recently they have had to be 
extremely worried about their own 
personal safety. 

The number of violent acts 
which have occurred on or near 
campus to date this^ s^m^ter >s .; 
very disturbing. Physical assaults, 
sexual assaiiilts, platn bid nasitiness*." 
and violence. What happened to 
the relatively peaceful and friendly 
Clarion of years past? One of the 
rea.sons I (and many others) came 
to Clarion was because of the 
peaceful atmosphere. People 
always figured that things like 
these only happened in the city. 
What happened? 

Where Clarion got this recent 
mean streak from I do not know. 
What 1 do know is that we've got 
to start watching out for ourselves. 
What can we as citizens do to 



curtail these acts of violence? We 
can learn to protect ourselves. 
Public Safety and local police do 
an admirable job, but 
unfortunately they can't be all 
places at all times. We must 
therefore learn to do for ourselves. 

Buy Mace or an equivalent, such 
as CS gas. These may be 
purchased at most department 
stores in the home security .section. 
The best ones to buy are those 
which contain an indelible dye. It 
makes it easier for the police to 
find your attacker. 

Another suggestion: with your 
keys in your hand, make a fist, 
with the keys sticking out between 
your fingers. Even the smallest 
victim can do some real damage to 
an attacker with this ersatz brass 
knuckle. 

If these methods of self-defense 
don't seem right for you, get a 
pocket-sized airhorn or a dye gun. 
1'hese cVuse no physical damage 
ftj ^oiiV attaclter, feut they will 
definitely scare him (or her) off. 

Last and most important, never 
go out at night alone. It doesn't 
matter if you're a big, strapping 
football player or if you're 5-foot- 
one and 12.5 pounds soaking wet, 
there is safety in numbers. 

If we try hard enough and take 
the proper precautions, we can 
make ourselves safe. If we can all 
work together to combat violence 
both on and off campus, we can 
make everyone safe. 

Have a good (and safe) autumn. 







QONTRiwniovi to m mvm^ mm pvah, of coutse/" 



Reader Responses 



The real world 

Dear Editor: 

The mission of colleges and 
universities is to prepare yo^p 
people for the "real world", yet 
we require little, if any, contact 
with it during a student's four- 
year tenure. In the classroom we 
talk about the "real world", we 
analyze the "real world", we put 
it in a petri dish and look at it 
from under a microscope, and 
yet when the time comes to live 
in it, many students know how to 
take care of themselves but do 
not know how to take care of 
each other. 

Being aware of the needs of 
the community in which one 
lives contributes as much to a 
person's well-being as physical 
health, social acceptance, and 
financial stability. As Bill 
Clinton said in his inaugural 
speech, "In serving we recognize 



a simple but powerful truth: we 
need each other. And we must 
care for one another." If we don't 
take care of each other, who 
will? At a time when we want to 
■cin spending in welfare and 
social programs, and are 
demanding less government 
control, who else can lake care 
of us better than ourselves? 

By participating in community 
service projects, eidier in a group 
or individually, students learn 
first-hand the lessons in life that 
cannot be taught in a classroom. 
For example, two Clarion 
students work with children 
whose parents participate in a 
weekly support group to help 
them deal with abusive 
tendencies. All over our campus 
there are examples of how 
students change the lives of not 
only those whom they work 
with, but their own lives as well. 
It's not something they brag 
about and most of the time it's 



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not something they get credit for, 
either in class or out, but it's 
enough for them that they know 
they have helped to make this 
WiM-ld^ better ^lace for someone 
elsc^-'': "'■" 

It is time for Clarion 
University to recognize the 
importance of community 
service, and to do more than urge 
its students to discover and 
participate in their particular 
field of interest. It's time to do 
more than just tell them how 
wonderful it will make them 
feel, or that it will lode good on 
a resume. It's time to give them 
real credit for it. Very few 
classes implement any form of 
community service into the 
criteria. CUP should make a 
commitment to the importance 
of community service by 
supporting cooperative class- 
room teaching and service- 
learning. Then we'll actually be 
preparing students for the "real 
world" that we are always 
lecturing them about. 

Lynn Haraldson is the Director 
of United Campus Ministry and 
the Community Coordinator of 
Into the Streets 



What about 
non-smokers 



Dear tditon 

It is disturbing to me that I 
must write to the school 
newspaper because the school 
will not move forward and face 
reality. Within the past decade, 
research has documented fmding 
after finding that cigarette 
smoking is harmful to your 
health. But, if you want to smoke 
just pay this cigarette tax and 
you can feed your addiction. 
What about me! I don't smoke! 
But I am forced to breath more 
toxins everyday than the 
average smoker because smcricers 
have more rights to the air than 
me. When a smoker is smoking a 
cigarette they exhale more than 
they inhale. As a result, the 
person who is not smoking is 
passively inhaling more 
carcinogenic toxins than the 
person who is smoking. Ralston 
Hall is one of many residence 
halls on Clarion University's 
campus that permits smoking. 
Why haven't the people running 
this university been subjected to 
the same alarming truth as the 
students about smoke and most 
importantly, second hand 



smoke? They say, "You can 
smoke in your room if your 
rdommate doesn't mind." 
Statements such as this oiie ring 
mere ignorance or is it apathy? 
Anyone who has been through 
any basic science class knows 
that the only time air is confined 
to one space is in a vacuum. 

All published results from 
tobacco studies have 
demonstrated a high risk for 
health problems by being 
exposed to second han^ smoke. 
This information is being 
circulated and lectured in our 
very own classrooms here on 
campus. Why doesn't Clarion 
University practice what it 
preaches? 

Here at Clarion University we 
do have some restrictions on 
smoking. You are not permitted 
to smoke in any of the buildings. 
But, I can tell you that most of 
the time you can walk into any 
building and the stench of 
cigarettes is in the air. Our 
professors smoke in their offices, 
and some while you are standing 
there. If you report an incident 
like this you will see little signs 
put up. But, the most important 
ingredient is missing. We need to 
educate our superiors. Smoking 
is an addiction. If you are going 
to have this policy you must 
enforce it. 

Name withheld by request 

Welcome from 



AASU 



Dear Editor: 

On behalf of the African 
American Student Union, I 
would like to welcome all 
inccMning freshmen students and 
returning students, especially 
my African American sisters and 
brothers. The African American 
Student Union Office is located 
at 265 Gemmell Student 
Complex. The office hours are 9 
a.m. to 3 p.m. You can slop by 
anytime to share jM-oblems or just 
to talk. Remember the AASU is 
here for you, so we need your 
support and ideas. Also, there 
will be a general txxly meeting 
for everyone on Thursday, 
September 23 at 8 p.m. in Pierce 
Auditorium. Please come out and 
support us! 



Tiffany Tatum is a junior 
political science major uiid vice 
president of political actions 



f Leave me 

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my dreams 

Dear editor: 

I would like to thank Mr. 
Barlow for his positive 
comments regarding the 
accreditation of our alma-mater. 
The Middle States 

reaccreditaiion is indeed a "ray 
of hope" despite the pervasive 
attitude among many other 
professors at CUP. 

I am a returning adult student 
and a senior majoring in 
communication. And, 1 am 
starting to dream of the 
possibilities of my future. But, 
sometimes it is difficult when 
semester after semester I hear 
my professors criticizing the 
university and its faculty. 

One professor recently stated 
in front of our class that he felt 
like wearing black until all 
faculty members from the dean 
on up are replaced. I have also 
heard many other negative 
comments pertaining to CUP 
faculty from other professors. 
Perhaps they have a valid point. " 
But, I don't feel that the 
classroom is the place for diem 
to vent their anger. 

As I said before, I have begun 
to dream about my future, based 
on the potential of the education 
I have received here at CUP. By 
discrediting our university and 
the value of its degree certain 
faculty are making it difficult for 
students to dream. It is hard to 
take pride in our school and our 
education when the very 
professors we receive our 
education from are undermining 
the value of our education. 
Maybe it is time for faculty to 
work out its differences with 
other faculty and leave these 
problems out of the classroom. 
And afterall, doesn't the quality 
of education depend more upon 
the quality of instruction given 
by our instructors than on past 
budget blunders of our 
administration? 

Hopefully everyone will share 
the sentiments of Mr. Barlow 
that with the budget problems 
hopefully behind us and the 
Middle States reaccreditaiion, 
now is the time for more 
attention to be spent on teaching 
and learning. And if I may, I 
would like to add dreaming to 
die agenda 

Daniel J. Ileichner i% a 
senior unnmunication major 




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Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



Uicd 10 talk inc into goinj:, but I 
was t(H) tired. My condition was 
i!Ctling worse as lime passed. I 
knew that in 10 minutes or so 1 
would be ready to pass out, 
either at my place or in 
someone's yard. He suggested 
tiiat I go back to his room and 
rest while he went to CABS. 
I'hat way I would be more sober 
to walk home. Since I had just 
met him that night, I refused, 
even though he seemed like a 
nice guy. I did not want to send 
any mixed signals, only wanting 
an escort home. He swore up and 
down that I would be safe there. 
He told me that his roommate 
was gone. No one would be there 
to hurt or bother me. He was 
going to leave and kx:k the door 
behind him. He offered me a safe 
haven. Whether or not, at this 
point, he had decided to have sex 
with me, 1 do not know. 
Unfortunately, I put my trust in 
him. My life and safety were in 
his hands. 

We stumbled on to his dorm 
rtx)m. Upon entering the room, 1 
realized my dreadful mistake. He 
did not warrant my blind faith. 
He was immediately all over me. 
All I can remember screaming is 
"No, No! Stop! Please. . .just 
stop!" I did not know what to do. 
I was tot) weak from the alcohol 
to stop him physically, even 
though he is not a large person. 
At one point, before the actual 
rape occurred, I had an 
opportunity to escape. I was not 
quick enough to make it to the 
d(X)r. 1 lost my last hope. No one 
was going to save me. My cries 
meant nothing to him. Then he 
raped me. I was hysterical, 
thrashing wildly at him. I truly 
believe that his mind was flying 
on automatic pilot until this 
point. He pulled away, gazing in 
horror at what he had done to 
me. 

He left the room. 1 think he 



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went to the bathroom. At thai 
moment in time, I did not care. 
My only concern was getting the 
hell out of there. . .and fast! 

The reality of what had 
happened sobered mc up enough 
to get dressed, go downstairs and 
call my neighbor to come and 
get me. He immediately came to 
pick me up. He and I have never 
discussed that night since, even 
though I owe him my life. The 
rapist had followed me 
downstairs but saw me crying on 
the phone. Thankfully, he ran 
away, leaving me alone in a slate 
of uncontrolled sobbing. 

After that nighi, I experienced 
a series of mental hardships in 
my personal life. I lost my best 
friend and my relationships with 
men were terrible. Consequently, 
my grades suffered from my lack 
of concentration. My junior year 
at Clarion was the hardest year 
of my life. As if that was not bad 
enough, others who knew about 
the rape questioned me about the 
validity of my accusations. They 
did not want to believe anything 
so terrible could have happened. 
I still do not know if they believe 
me or not. It no longer matters. It 
is over for everyone in this world 
but me. I re-lived the experience 
every time I saw him on campus 
or when I walked into Wilkinson 
Hall. 

He did not just have sex with 
me, he was a thief. He stole the 
autonomy I have over my body. 
He stole my self-confidence and 
self-worth. With that, he stole 
my feeling of security. Above all 
else, he stole my desire and 
happiness of life. He has not 
only violated me once, but will 
affect all my future decisions in 
life: Who will I go out with? 
Who are my friends? Can I 
protect myself? Can I feel 
anything but pain again? 

Through counseling at the 
Rape Crisis Center, I have 
overcome many of my fears. I 
am no longer afraid to go to 
parties or walk on campus. He 
did not win. I took back Iny 
spirit for life. I survived. 

One year after my rape, I was 
invited lo Slippery Rock 
University to give a presentation. 
I was invited by a friend of mine 
who is an RA at North Hall, an 
all female residence hall. She 
was presenting an alcohol 
awareness meeting. The topic 
also included rape, therefore I 
was the guest speaker. I told my 
story to approximately 50 
women. They all gazed at me, 
spellbound and awesU"uck, their 
mouths gaping open. Some of 



the women even cried. 

At the end of my speech, 1 
answered their questions. The 
main question was why I did not 
press charges agiiinst my rapist. 
One reason was my age. 1 was 
19 years-old and had been 
drinking. 1 was afraid the police 
would fine me for underage 
drinking. That is not true. It does 
not matter what condition I was 
in at the Ume of the rape. Just the 
fact that I had been drinking 
enough beer for the slightest 
buzz constitutes rape since I was 
not capable of making rational 
decisions while under the 
influence. I was also afraid of 
pressing charges, not knowing 
what he ...would say. I chose not 
to involve campus security 
because I had no real evidence. It 
was his word against mine. 

The women at Slippery Rock 
gave me back my self-respect. I 
felt courageous for going and 
telling them my story. They 
supported me in that they all 
believed I was a victim. They 
cared. This is my story. After 
my "lesson in life," I learned that 
I am not alone. One out of every 
four women will be raped 
sometime during their life. 
Everyone knows someone who 
has been victimized, male or 
female, but may not know about 
the rape. The only way to stop 
rape is to bring it out into the 
open. We all need to learn that 
when someone says "no" to sex, 
it is "no," not "maybe, I think I 
need to be convinced." 

I encourage anyone who has 
been raped to seek help. You 
have one year to file charges. 
Once you do file charges, you 
remain anonymous during the 
investigation. You can contact 
the Slate or Borough Police, 
Campus Security, the Rape 
Crisis Center, the Clarion 
Hospital or the University 
Infirmary. You need to get 
medical assistance in case the 
rapist had any sexually 
transmitted diseases. 

Do not be scared to go seek 
help. They are there to help you. 
Please remember you are not 
alone, tell a friend what 
happened; they could have been 
in a similar situation. 

rhe longer you wail lo deal 
with your emotions of anger, 
beuayal, hau-ed, regret and .self- 
blame, ihe closer you come lo 
denying the rape ever t(X)k place. 
If you deny it, the rapist won. 
You are a victim. 
This student graduated in May. 
Her name is withheld by 
request. 



Dave Barry 

The federal government is looking 
out for us in truly remarkable ways 

ti993 Miami VeraU 



There arc time when, as a 
taxpayer, I just have lo put my 
head between my legs and weep 
with joy at the benefits I am 
receiving from the federal 
government ( "Official Motto: 
This Motto Alone Cost $13.2 
Billion"). 

You'll feel the same way when 
1 share some news items sent in 
by alert readers concerning 
government agencies servicing 
the public in ways that the public 
could never have thought of 
itself without the aid of powerful 
narcotics. (As is often the case 
when discussing the government, 
I need to stress that I am not 
making any of these item up.) 

Our first item concerns: EAR 
CANDLES. You may recall that 
a few months back I wrote a 
column about ear candles, an old 
home remedy consisting of wax- 
covered cotton cones that you 
insert into your ears, after whic|j 
you set them (the cones) on fireVs 
This is supposed to create a draft 
that sucks the wax out of your 
ears. I got a lot of letters in 
response to that column; many 
people claimed they've used ear 
candles for years with great 
results; some people claimed the 
whole thing is a fraud, and all 
the "earwax" is actually 
produced by the candles. 

Then several alert readers sent 
mc an article from the July 29 
Columbus (Ohio) Dispatch, 
written by Graydon Hambrick 
and headlined: Federal Agents 
wSeize Ear Candles in Raid. The 
article stales that on July 28, 
U.S. Marshals and agents of the 
Food and Drug Administration 
"swooped in" to a Columbus 
health store and "seized about 
100 candles." An FDA 
spokesperson said the candles 
were seized because they did not 
have FDA approval, which is 
required for " anything used for 
treatment of prevention of 
disease in humans or animals." 
An official said that the raid was 
part of a wider ear-candle 
crackdown. 

I, personally, am sleeping 
better, knowing something is 
being done about this menace. 
I'd like to see the FDA program 
dramatized in a TV series, "Ear 
Candle Patrol," wherein each 
week federal agents would 
confront dangerous, law- 
violation health-store clerks 
(Look out. Matt! She's got a 
L'inseni! root!"). 

But before we do anything. 



let's salute the Occupational 
Safely and Health 

Adtninistration (OSHA) office in 
Idaho for its prompt action 
regarding: Improperly Attired 
Rescue Personnel. Here's what 
happened, according to an article 
in The Idaho Statesman written 
by Martin S. Johncox and sent in 
by Joe Auvil: 

On May 11, two employees of 
DeBest Inc., a plumbing 
company, were working at a 
construction site in Garden City, 
Idaho, when they heard a 
backhoe operator yell for help. 
They ran over, and found that the 
wall of a trench — which was 
NOT dug by DeBest — had 
collapsed on a worker, pinning 
him under dirt and covering his 
head. 

"We could hear muffled 
screams," said one of the DeBest 
employees. 

So the men jumped into the 
trench and dug the victim out, 
quite possibly saving his life. 

What do you think OSHA did 
about this? Do you think it gave 
the rescuers a medal? If so, I can 
see why you are a mere lowlife 
taxpayer, as opposed to an 
OSHA executive. What OSHA 
did - - remember, I am not 
making this up — was FINE 
DEBEST INC. $7,875. Yes. 
OSHA said that the two men 
should not have gone into the 
trench without 1) putting on 
approved hard hats, and 2) 
taking steps to insure that other 
trench walls did not collapse, 
and water did not seep in. Of 
course this might have resulted 
in some discomfort for the 
suffocating victim ("Hang in 
There! We should have the 
OSHA trench-seepage- 

prevention guidelines here 
within hours!"). But that is the 
price you pay for occupational 
health and safety. 

Unfortunately, after DeBesl 
Inc. complained lo Idaho Sen. 
Dirk Kemplhorne, OSHA 
backed off on the fines. 
Nevertheless this incident should 
serve as a warning to would-be 
rescuers out there to comply with 
ALL federal regulations, 
including these that are not yet 
in existence before attempting to 
rescue people. Especially if these 
people are in, say, a burning 
OSHA office. 

Dave Barry is a syndicated 
columnist with the Miami 
Herald 



The Clarion Call; Thursday, September 23, 1993 



Page 5 



News 



Student parking woes continue 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Writer 



Aggravating and frustrating, 
that is how Clarion students 
describe the university's current 
parking situation. With the 
increase of freshman enrollment, 
the number of drivers on campus 
has grown, according to 
enrollment and car registalion 
records, making the number of 
available parking spots decline 
steadily. 

Driving students must endure a 
vicious battle of finding a spot to 
park their vehicle during the 
busy school week. 

Parking lot W, which was 
designed strictly for freshman 
parking, was added last year to 
eliminate some of the havoc that 
parking on a small campus 
arouses. 

However, in order for the 
parking congestion to decrease, 
freshman must be willing to park 
their cars in the designated lot, 
and walk. "I think that most of 
the parking problems are due to 
the fact that students don't park 
where they are supposed lo. 
Students want to park where they 
want to park and if they don't get 
the spot right in front of their 
class, then there is a parking 
problem," said Charles Duke, 
Dean of the College of 
Education. Duke also said that 
he too, is a victim of parking 
tickets and has received three in 
five years. "If you don't get here 
early and try to park after 8:30, 
it's very difficult to park your car 
and find a place that you want," 
he added. 

According to Public Safety 
Parking Enforcement chief Eric 
Grafton, in previous years there 
was ample parking for all 
students, he said, adding 
"Actually, there is enough 
parking if students would park 
properly, and if they would 
schedule properly." Grafton 
pointed out that public safety is 
not in charge of providing 
parking, they only enforce the 
laws that the Paiking Committee 
establishes. 

Chair of the Parking Conunittee 
Lori Norris said that the 
committee realizes the 
complaints of student drivers and 
they are currently trying to 



upgrade the situation. "We are in 
the process of getting one or two 
student senate representatives 
because they have a right to be a 
part of this process. We need to 
juggle around parking spots and 
make some of the unused staff 
parking available to students." 

Presently, there are 23 parking 
lots with the majority of those 
lots being for employees. 
Students are alloted six of those 
23 and there is also one special 
permit lot. 

Clarion students feel that there 



is definitely a need for some 
parking revisions and solutions. 

"They need to build more 
parking lots. You go to class and 
move your car and you come 
back and your spot's gone. It's a 
lot easier to park at night. 
Employees have a lot more 
spaces and when there's no 
where to park you park in their 
spot and then you get ticketed," 
says freshman Heath 
Coppenhager. 

Students have resorted to 
desperate measures in order to 



park their vehicle, including 
parking illegally and paying 
heavy fines. Larry Brosius, 
manager at Wendy's, said on the 
average, they ticket at least 8 
people per week for parking in 
their customer only lot. Brosius 
said about 75% of those Uckets 
are given to Clarion students 
with the fine set at $15.00. 

"People park in our lot before 
we're even open. If we're not 
open, they're not our customers 
so we call public safety. They 
take their chances, but a $15.00 




Rodney L. Sherman / Clarion Call 
Student sore point: 8:55 a.m., Tuesday, Sept. 21, Parking lot "Y,"(above) a student and 
employee lot located near Still Hall is filled to capacity. While students continue to enter 
the lot, a public safety officer has already issued three tickets. 




Rodney L. Shernnan / Clarion Cal 
8:55 a.m., Tuesday, Sept. 21, parking lot "F," an "employee only" lot located near lot "Y" 
and Still Hall, 21 parking spaces are still empty. 



chance is pretty steep to me," he 
said. 

While not all students resort to 
illegal parking, their frustrations 
still run deep. "I'm a freshmen 
transfer student and they made 
me get a freshmen parking 
ticket. So now 1 have to park far 
away. I don't understand why 
there is meter parking. Most of 
them are not being used at all. If 
they would take away the 
meters, then I'd park there," said 
freshman elementary art 
education major Stacy Meyers. 

However, on-campus students 
are not the only ones who are 
having trouble parking. The 
commuter students are also 
having a great difficulty getting a 
space to park also. Senior music- 
education major Robyn Young 
said that it's very hard for her to 
park this semester. "I've been 
here for seven years and I've 
never had this much trouble. 
They should limit the number of 
people who use cars to only 
upperclassmen and freshmen 
commuter students. I arrive one 
and a half hours early for my 
class, just so I can find a space. 

"Teachers should be assigned a 
number and be expected to park 
in the same spot all year, then 
open the unused spaces to 
students," Young said. 

Dianna Maier, a med/tech 
biology major who commutes 
daily from Oil City, said, "If you 
get here any later than 8:05, you 
.spend a half hour driving around, 
looking for a space, and it really 
sucks." 

Suggestions for more parking 
spaces have been circulating 
around the campus for years. 
.lunior psychology major Aaron 
Dunbar proposed a belter 
parking lot for a project in his 
English class. "We proposed a 
six to eight story parking garage 
over parking lot C. 
"We even went as far as to 
consult construction companies 
about it. They estimated about 
1.2 million per story to park 
roughly 150 cars per level, said 
Dunbar. 

While suggestions are still 
being brought to attention, and 
everyone thinks they have a 
solution, the piu-king situation is 
still chaoiu filled with S5.00 
fines aiul imliappy students. 



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TheClarlpn Call: Thursday, September 23, 1993 



Page 7 



Possiblity of re-charter within five years 



CUP chapter of Delta Chi to disband 



by Chad lirifigs 
News Writer 



The Clarion Univcrsily 
chapter of Delta Chi national 
Iralemity which was lorined in 
1983 and formally chartered in 
1986, recently dispanded their 
natioiiiil chiirter. The chapter had 
run into debt problems after a 
fire which destroyed their 
original Fraternity House in the 
spring of 1991. 

It was decided the house be 
immediately rebuilt. It was then 
that the chapter started to run 
into debt. The chapter was 
having difficulty keeping up 
with their national dues, but a 
last ditch effort was still made to 
keep the charter by having the 
chapter put on a payment plan 
for a year and a half but it failed. 

So it was decided by the 
chapter, that having no other 
alternatives, to dispand the 
charter, fraternity president Eric 
Feigel said. 

Feigel went on to say if the 
debt is payed off within five 



years, they will be able to 
recolonize at Clarion, and in 
turn, would have their charter 
returned. 

"It was m unfortunate situation 
that was brought upon us. No 
one at the chapter wanted this to 
happen, but we felt that it was 
inevitable," said Feigel. 

"We will not, however, lit the 
reputation that comes along with 
a local fraternity. We will 
continue to run community 
service programs and try to keep 
our reputation on good terms 
with the university," Feigel 
exphiined. 

Dave Crawford, a member of 
the fraternity, said, "We had no 
alternatives. The options were 
very limited, despite the efforts 
made by our national to work out 
our situation. It was a very 
unfortunate outcome." 

With the chapter disbanding 
from their national sponsership 
they will no longer be 
recognized by the Inter- 
Fraternity Council (IFC), or by 
Clarion University. 




Maggie Collarini / Clarion Call 
The Delta Chi house, located on RD#1 Clarion. Members of the fraternity have decided to 
disband the local chapter due to financial difficlties. 



It is university policy not to 
recognize greek organizations 
which are not recognized by 
their national chapters. Such 
situations usually prevent the 
unrecognized organization from 
using university falicities and 
equipment. 



John Postlewait, advisor to 
IFC, said, "I was pleased with 
what they did last semester, they 
had the highest grade point 
average of any fraternity on 
campus, and they also did a lot 
of philanthropic work, and IFC 
had nothing to do with the 



charter being disbanded." 

Patrick Alderdice, director of 
Ch^ter Services for Delta Chi's 
national office, could not be 
reached for comment on the 
local chapter's recent difficlties. 

The Clarion Delta Chi chapter 
has 26 active members. 



Three new security officers hired for library duty 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

Clarion University has hired 
three new, part-time, temporary 
security officers to patrol 
Carlson Library during the re- 
instated hours of 9 p.m. to 
midnight, Sunday through 



Thursday. 

The new officers are Walter 
Minich, Christine Eaker and 
Eugena Radaker. 

Radaker and Eaker are 
graduates of CUP. 

According to Dr. Ron 
Martinazzi, director of public 



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in the library only. One officer 
will be on the second floor 
entrance, watching the entrance 
and exit. The other officers will 
be stationed on the third and 
fourth floors. The officers are 
expected to be working until the 
end of the semester at which a 
time the new arrangement will 
be evaluated. 

"They will be watching for 
vandalism, rowdiness, or 
anything of that sort," explained 
Martinazzi. 

According to a statement 
issued to the Call by Ron 
Wilshire, of university relations, 
"The student meetings and 



opinions voiced concerning the 
change in library hours 
persuaded the administration that 
a number of students wanted 
additional study time in the 
library. The additional study 
hours do not require regular 
library personnel, but the 
director of the library and the 
chair of the library faculty felt 
supervision of the library facility 
was required. 

"Along with the need for 
supervision, a policy that campus 
buildings cannot remain open 
without university employees 
and a desire to deter possible 
vandalism, three temporary, part- 
time security officers were hired 




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to keep the building open." 

According to the statement, 
"The decision was made by the 
administration, including Library 
Director Gerald McCabe, Chair 
of Library Faculty Deon 
KnickerbcKker, President Diane 
Reinhard, Provost John Kuhn, 
Interim Vice President Wayne 
Key and Interim Assistant Vice 
Resident Tim Fogarty." 

The new security officers will 
be paid an hourly rate of $8.21. 

Student senate President Gara 
L. Smith, who lead the fight to 
have the hours re-instated, was 
satisfied with the decision. 

"I have been told by university 
officials that three security 
guards have been hired solely for 
the purpose of safety and 
protection of those utilizing the 
library facilities. 

"By having security guiirds, the 
issue of campus safely is also 
being addressed. The university 
and student senate is 
conjunctively working together 
to make this campus as well as 
Venango. camp«s -^.safe 
environment. 

"The university community 
will receive further notification 
reguarding campus .safety." 

Any suggestions should be 
forwarded to student senate, 
rtx)m 269, Gemmell Complex. 



News Feature 



CUP professor studies memory skills in older adults 



by H. A. Dovenspike 
Copy and Design Editor 

"I don't believe that one grows 
older. 1 think that what happens 
early on in life is that at a certain 
age one stands still and 
stagnates." This was the altitude 
expressed by T.S. Eliot in 1958, 
an attitude that has been 
changing during the past forty 
years. Changing, that is, with the 
help of people like Dr. Iseli 
Krauss of Clarion's Psychology 
Department. She has been 
interested during the last ten 
years in researching the affect of 
game expertise on older adults. 
Her research is based soley on 
the game of Bingo. 

In previous research and 
observations. Dr. Krauss has 
noted that older adults have an 
uncanny ability to perform the 
complex cognitive tasks involved 
in the playing of bingo, and that 
the.se skills are maintianed even 
after debilitating illnesses and 
cognitive degression. The game 
needs strong sorting and 
organizational skills, good 
memory storage and recall, as 
well as hand-eye coordination in 
the marking of the cards. 

Dr. Krauss' interest peaked 
when she realized how huge of a 
phenomenon the game of bingo 
was. The game draws seven 
billion players a week in the 
United States and is just as 
popular internationally. Chronic 
players participate five to seven 
nights-a-week, many spending 
upwards of fifty dollars per day. 
There are many reasons for 
playing bingo besides simple 
enjoyment such as relief from 
boredom and a need to play from 
an addictive point of view. 

Experts play using from 
twenty-four cards to as many as 
one hundred, according to Dr. 
Krauss; these people can keep 
track of all one hundred game 
cards(memorizing or knowing 
the whereabouts of 2400 
numbers) as easily as a novice 
can play three. The main 
drawing question for Dr. Krauss 



was this: If memory declines 
through aging, how is such 
expertise maintained? 

For those unfamiliar with the 
game of bingo, it involves a 
group of individuals ranging in 
size from ?> to 70,000. The 
actual game is played on cards 
with a grid of twenty-four 
numbers and one center "free" 
space. Numbers are called at 
random and if the player has the 
given number on their card, the 
number must be covered up with 
a marker. In the basic game, the 



Bingo Playing in Old Age," at 
the Fourth Biennial Cognitive 
Aging Conference in Atlanta in 
1992. 

That study focused on players 
between the ages of 19 and 85 
(average age of 48.5). This study 
found no significant correlation 
between age and amount of 
errors made. They did find that 
the more education an individual 
had, the fewer errors they would 
be likely to make. Errors were 
defined as omission(missing a 
number), comission(marking the 



experienced bingo players. 

Twenty-one younger adults 
were also recruited for the study. 
The subjects played five games 
on twelve cards at a time, each 
with increasing difficulty in tlie 
pattern required for winning (a 
sample of a complex pattern is 
pictured with Dr. Krau.ss). 

The study revealed through 
further testing that the younger 
participants were more likely to 
miss numbers on the most 
complex patterns than were the 
older adults. Both groups 




H. A. Dovenspike / Clarion Call 
Dr. Iseli Krauss, of CUP's psychology department, is conducting research studies that 
investigate the abilities of some older adults to simultaneously play 100 bingo cards. An 
enlarged card is pictured to Krauss' left. 



first player in the group to cover 
a row of numbers vertically or 
horizontally wins — there are 
hundreds of other variations to 
winning. In most bingo playing 
establishments, the winners will 
receive either a small prize or a 
sum of money. At some 
locations the winnings are in the 
thou.sands of dollars. 

For her first research project 
on bingo. Dr. Krauss and student 
assistant Lisa Henry presented 
the paper, "But They Keep on 
Playing: Errors of Omission in 



wrong numbers), and missing a 
"bingo"(a winning card). There 
were very few errors overall 
found in this study. According to 
Dr. Krauss these findings are 
counter to current theories in 
cognitive age research. 

In the second study (part of 
which was presented at the 
International Society for 
Behavioral Research in Recife, 
Brazil), a much more 
complicated design was enacted. 
Twenty older adults from the age 
of fifiy were recruited as being 



performed about the same on the 
simpler diagonal-horizontal- 
vertical patterned games. Other 
testing included the performing 
of other various cognitive tasks; 
such as memorizing and writing 
digits backward, figure-matching 
exercises, and the memorization 
and copying of complete bingo 
cards. 

In the last test only the older 
adults were able to get all 
twenty-four numbers correct. 
However, they performed poorly 
on the other tasks. 



Some other findings are that 
more errors are cotnmitted when 
playing fewer cards and that the 
older individucUs usu.'illy had less 
education, are more likely to 
play the game than the youngers, 
and were able to inaintJiin many 
more cards. Dr Krauss says that 
experience plays a larger role in 
this than cognitive abilities. 

All of the studies .so far have 
been funded out of Dr. Krauss' 
own pocket. She credits much 
a.ssistance for the last study to 
Paulo Ghisletta, Jennifer Landis, 
Jill Frenelli, and Thom 
Osterhout. 

Dr. Krauss worries a bit about 
the addictive affects of bingo as 
well as the fact that many people 
who can't afford it are going into 
debt because of it. Some 
jackpots do grow to very 
rewarding levels though. 

When her findings were 
presented at a recent gathering, 
strong interest was shown from 
other psychologists. A 
psychologist from Canada and 
one from New Orleans have 
approached her about setting up 
their own studies. 

For her next study. Dr. Krauss 
plans to use non-traditional, 
randomly generated number 
cards. 

These cards will cause the 
most experienced player to lose 
their edge over lesser players, 
she believes. She is still 
searching for expert bingo 
players. 

If you know of an expert or 
"super" bingo player that is 
interested in participating in this 
study, please contact Dr. Krauss' 
office in Harvey Hall, at 226- 
2295 (226-1991 answering 
machine). Both younger and 
older adults are needed for the 
study. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 23, 1993 



Hoover named to student 
seat on Board of Trustees 



hy Christy Williams 
S'ews Writer 



Brian lUwvcr has been niimed 
Ihc new student member ol 
CUP'S Board of Trustees. He is 
the son of Timothy and Linda 
Ikxnerol lladly, Pa. 

During the 1993 spring 
.semester. Hoover tilled out an 
apphcation, and after a campus 
interview by his peers, he was 
chosen along with two other 
students to go to Harrisburg. 
Governor Robert Casey 
ultimately appointed fkx)ver the 
new member. 

"I have done a lot on campus, 
and those expierences have been 
invaluable to me. This is my 
chance to give back to Clarion. " 
said Hoover. " I hope to serve 
the interest of the student body 




Ray Henderson / Clarion Call 
New student trustee, Brian 
Hoover 

and always communicate with 
them." 

Hoover holds the only student 



seat on the eleven seat council. 

He is involved in several 
activities on campus including 
Alpha Phi Omega, Phi Fita 
Sisma and the orientation 
committee. He is also president 
of the Interhall Council. 

Hoover, a Political Science 
major, said, "This will be a 
perfect learning opportunity and 
it will help me in the future. If 
anyone has any concerns they 
care to share with me, I can be 
reached at 122 Ralston or 226- 
3771." 

Other members of Clarion's 
Board of Ttrustees include: Dr. 
Dana Still, Paul A. Weaver, 
Michael Keefer, Kim C. Kesner, 
Fred Mcllhattan, Lucy Tabler, 
Dr. SyedAli-Zaidi, Raleigh 
Robertson, Kenneth Gaudi and 



Joseph Harvey. 

Alcohol prevention effective if gender specific 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Sept. 13, through Sept. 
19, 1993. 

At approximately 11:20 p.m. on Sept. 16, a non-student was cited 
for disorderly conduct and under-age drinking after Public Safety was 
called to a possible a.ssault which involved the non-student and his 
girlfriend. The alleged victim is a student at Clarion University. The 
suspect was lodged at the Clarion County Jail until the following 
morning when he was arraigned by District Justice LaPinto. 

An individual was slopped for operating his motor vehicle in an 
unsafe manner on Sept. 17, at approximately 1:10 a.m. The 
individual was cited for a stop sign violation and minors comsuption. 
The individual registered .08 on the BAC. 

On Sept. 17, at approximately 9:15 p.m., unknown persons smashed 
a large window at the end of the hallway (Northwest stairwell 
enterance) in Nair Hall. The incident is under investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 23, 1993 



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CPS- In some of the women's 
restrooms at Rensselaer 
Polytechnic Institute, bright, 
highly visual posters can be 
found that tout the effects of 
alcohol on female sexual 
satisfaction, skin conditions, 
professional success, weight 
gain, self-esteem and pregnancy. 



The powerful graphics, which 
were created to target women, 
are part of a research project by 
Michael Kalsher, associate 
professor of psychology at 
Rensselaer, who studies the 
effects 'of alcohol on male and 
fem^tollege students. 

The posters, which also hang 



in sorority houses and 
dormitories, also note, for 
example, that a daily glass of 
wine can boost your weight 10 
pounds a year, frequent heavy 
drinking can lead to bulimia, and 
that even moderate drinking can 
increase the nsk of breast cancer. 
"Our research has shown that 



posters with information that is 
optimally relevant to the needs 
and interests of specific target 
groups are more likely to attract 
attention and increase 
knowledge," said Kalsher. "By 
doing so, they can set the 
occasion for making wiser 
alcohol-related decisiohs " 

The research team found that 
women exposed to the posters 



scored significantly higher on 
alcohol education tests than 
control groups that did not see 
the posters. The women rated 
the posters as "very helpful" foi; 
making choices about whether to 
drink alcohol or not. 

; There has been an attempt tp, 
raise awareness of the dangers of 
alcohol on college campuses 
aCToss the nation. 



WCUC back on the air after four day shut-down 



hy Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

Clarion University's FM radio 
station, WCUC, powered back 
up last Thursday, following a 
four day shut down. Paul Levy, 
program director at the student 
run station, said the station is 
back to stay. 

'I"he shut-down was u.sed to get 
together with the stall and set up 



a definite schedule of D.J.'s and 
show hosts. 

"I thought it would be better to 
correct the situation now, rather 
than later," said Levy, explaining 
that a major loss of personnel 
forced him to pull the plug after 
only four days of operation. 
"We had a total of about eight 
people who quit [after signing on 
as D.J.'s] or didn't come back, 
and that really put us in a bind," 



said Levy. 

Levy said his concern focused 
on maintaining a high degree of 
professionalism at the station. 
Levy said the station currently 
has 32 of 43 shifts filled by 
students with less than one year 
of radio experience. The station 
lost 17 D.J.'s to graduation and 
drop outs, resulting in a largely 
inexperienced staff. 

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Levy said the station's 
underwriters were first in mind 
when the decision to shut down 
was made. "I didn't want to lose 
underwriters," explained Levy, 
"If we were powering up and 
down at different times every 
day, we just don't look 
professional." 



ITie Federal Communications 
Commission (FCC) requires that 
stations follow a set schedule of 
broadcast hours. The loss of 
personnel was affecting those 
requirements also said Levy. 

"We're more of a public station 
than a college station," claimed 
Levy, "that made it even more 
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we won't be down the rest of the 
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Congress approves military base closings 



courtesy of Associated Press 

National 

Congress closes military bases 

The United States Congress 
sealed the fate of dozens of 
military bases across the country 
Monday, approving 

recommendations to close 130 
facilities and scale back 45 
others in a money-saving effort 
that will cost tens of thousands 
of jobs. 

By a vote of 83-12, the Senate 
rejected a motion to disapprove 
the work of the Defense Base 
Closure and Realignment 
Commission. By law, the entire 
package lakes effect unless both 
the House and Senate overturn 
the panel's proposals in their 
entirely. 

The decision marked the third 
round of base closures in five 
years, and another try at 
reducing the military's 
infrastructure is planned for 
1995. 

The bulk of the direct job 
losses will be concentrated in 
three states. Florida, South 
Carolina and California will be 
the hardest hit. A total loss of 
74,700 jobs could be lost in 
those states. 

Senate Armed Forces 
Chairman Sam Nunn, D-Ga., 
expressed his sympathy for the 
affected communities, but argued 
that if the bases weren't closed, 
the military will have to reduce 
the size of its force. 

"One way or another, people 
are going to lose jobs," said 
Nunn. 

The senator warned that failure 
to shut down installations would 
return the military to the hallow 
armed services of the 1970's 
when the United States "kept the 
bases and eroded readiness of 
forces to fight." 

Trade Center trial 

Formal questioning began of 
potential jurors in the New York 
World Trade Center bombing 
Monday. The trial could start as 
early as today. 

During open questioning on 
Monday, the judge asked the first 
12 potential jurors about their 
religious preferences and 
whether they had ever 
experienced any racial problems. 
The judge again questioned the 
jurors Tuesday in a private 
session. 



Aspin trip costly 

Defense Secretary Les Aspin's 
five-day personal vacation trip to 
Venice during an official U^ip to 
Italy may have cost U.S. 
taxpayers over $30,000, 
according to Pentagon records 
released Monday. 

The expen.se vouchers showed 
costs of at least $29,575 for 
bodyguards, 22 crewmembers of 
Aspin's government jet, 
communications specialists and 
other staff while Aspin stayed at 
a five-star hotel. 

Pot crop flooded out 

The Midwest flooding that 
drowned so many acres of com, 
soybeans and wheat this summer 
also washed out another major 
cash crop: marijuana. 

Authorities say both cultivated 
plots and wild fields of the 
illegal weed got socked by the 
record rainfall and flooding. 

The amount of marijuana 
destroyed by law officers in 
Kansas this year is one-fifth as 
much as in 1992. 

Crops also are down 
throughout Missouri, based on 
searches by airplanes and other 
tips, said Lt. Jim Watson of the 
Missouri Highway Patrol. Police 
estimated that the size of the 
marijuana crop and arrests of pot 
harvesters in the county dropped 
by about half this year. 

West coast earthquake hits 
Oregon and California 

It turns out that Monday night's 
earthquake in southern Oregon 
and northern California was 
stronger than first thought. 

The U.S. Geological Survey 
revised the Richter scale reading 
on the quake up to 5.2 to 5.4. 
The experts also increased the 
strength of the first of two 
aftershocks up to 5.5 from 5.2. 

Demjanjuk's family goes to 
Israel 

John Demjanjuk's relatives 
new to Israel for what they hope 
is the last time, early Tuesday 
morning, to bring home the man 
acquitted of Nazi war crimes. 

Demjanjuk was free to leave 
Israel last Sunday after the 
Israeli Supreme Court lifted 
restrainting orders against his 
dept>rtation. 
Demjanjuk denies any crimes. 



State 

Shake-up at Erie insurance 

There has been a shake-up at 
the top of one of the state's 
largest insurance companies. 

The chairman and the 
executive vice president of Erie 
Insurance Group abruptly left 
their posts last week. Employees 
at the firm learned of the 
changes Monday at company 
headquarters. 

A company spokesman gave 
no reasons for the departures of 
Thomas Hagen and Maureen 
Dwyer. 

Besides being chairman, 
Hagen was also the chief 
executive officer of Erie 
Insurance. 

Hagen's wife was a member of 
the Hirt family, which founded 
the insurance company 68 years 
ago. 



Transplant patient remains 
critical 

An English girl who received a 
new set of abdominal organs last 
week in Pittsburgh's Children's 
Hospital, remains in critical 
condition. 

Doctors .said Laura Davies is 
now considered to be stable, and 
she is breathing on her own. The 
five-year-old girl received a new 
liver, stomach, pancreas, small 
intestine, large intestine and 
kidneys. 

Westinghouse to pay new 
executive one million dollars 

Michael Jordan, a former 
Pepsi executive, will o-y to lead 
Westinghouse out of a billion 
dollar debt. The Pittsburgh firm 
will pay Jordan one million 
dollars this year and offer 
anoUier million in bonuses. 



Patriot Party focuses on 
Pennsylvania's courts 

In an unusual move, the Patriot 
Party and its candidate for the 
state Supreme Court have 
adopted a platform calling for 
fundamental changes to 
Pennsylvania's judicial system. 

Robert Surrick, the West 
Chester lawyer running as a third 
party candidate, said Monday 
that imything short of a complete 
overhaul would mean "business 
as u.sual." 

Surrick said lawmakers have 
been avoiding true judicial 
reforms because the current 
system allows them to "control 
cases." 

Surrick, whose party grew out 
of Ross Perot's failed 
presidential bid last year, faces 
Democrat Russell Nigro and 
Republican Ronald Castille in 
the November election. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Law school aids the indigent 



DAVIS, Calif. - A new 
program at the University of 
California - Davis law school 
provides legal representation for 
indigent people who cannot 
afford counsel in civil rights 
claims against the federal 
government. 

The plaintiffs, most of whom 
are prisoners unable to afford an 
attorney, will be referred to law 
students in the clinic by federal 
judges in the U.S. District Court 
for the Eastern District of 
California. 

Margaret Johns, a law school 
professor who developed the 
concept, said the clinic will 
provide students with litigation 
experience and provide clients 
with representation. 

The clinic will "relieve the 
court of the burden of people 
representing and trying cases 
themselves," Johns said. 

The UC Davis students will 
work on every aspect of 
litigating civil rights cases, and 
will be supervised by a 
practicing civil rights attorney. 



African spirituality course at 
Duquesne 

The spirituality practiced in 
Africa is the subject of a new 
course at Duquesne University 
taught by a Catholic priest who 
made his home in Kenya. 

The class is being taught by the 
Rev. Raymond Mosha, head of 
the Spirituality Department from 
the Catholic Higher Education 
Institute of Africa in Kenya. 

The goal of the newly formed 
class, according to the Rev. 
Clyde A. Bonar, director of the 
Institute of Formative 
SpirituaUty, is to teach about the 
world views that mold African 
spirituality. 



Women dancing with women a 
no-no? 

A counu-y and western dance 
class instructor created a 
brouhaha by telling a University 
of New Mexico student that the 
school had a policy that women 
can't dance with other women in 
the class. 

The class was offered for one 
credit. 

"I have no problem with ladies 
dancing with ladies," said 
instructor Jim Calvert, "but to 
avoid confusion, I'd rather have a 
leader stay a leader through the 
whole class. It gets really 
confusing switching back and 
forth." 



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Wings q lOdd Couple 



The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967) 



*»V2 



DiQQStown {W2. Comedy) James Woods. R' q 



M.T.Moore |M.T. Moore 



1985, Drama) John Travolta, Jann Wenner 



Van Dyke jLucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Red^KW 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries^ 



FRIDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 24. 1993 



2 



10 



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14 



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18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



ilisi 



*'2 



Caddyshack II 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Cops I 



Animaniacs 



Cur. Affair 



(3 00) Convicts Four 



5:00 



5:30 I 6l00" 



News g 



6/0 Girls Pont Cry. They Get Even 



Coach g 



Newsg 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey Q 



Tiny Toon [Batman q 



Newsq 



Newsq 



News 



News 



6:30 



1992) PG g 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Newsq 



Roeanneq 



NBC News 



Tennis: Davis Cup - Bahamas vs United States 



-A High Wind in Jamaica ' {\%b) Antt^ony Quinn 



Ryder Cup Golf First Day [Parker Lewis [Facts of Life 



(230) 



Perry Mason Case of Fatal Framing 



Little Sister" (1992. Comedy) 'PG-13 



Muppets [Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R) 



Motoworld 



Ninja Turtles 



Up Close 



Ninja Twttes 



7:00 



7:30 



Inside the NFL (R) q 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 I SW 



'9W 



•*V2 -White Sands (1992) Wiltem Dafoe. 



Family [Boy-WorW [Step by Step 



9:30 



10:00 [ lOiSO" 



11:00 



**''2 



Single 



Mr. Cooper 



White Female (1992) Bridget Fonda R' q 



Blossom in Pa//s (1993. Comedy) Mayim Biatik. g 



It Had to Be 



It Had to Be 



Album 



Album 



Brisco County, Jr. 



20/20 g 



Trade Winds (In Stereo) g 



-The Odd Couple {WZ, Comedy) Tony Randall, g 



-The Odd Couple (1993, Comedy) Tony Randall, g 



X-Files Squeeze ' q 



Blossom in Pans (1993. Comedy) Mayim Bialik. p 



Mama 



Trade Winds 



**'/; Fast Charlie - The Moonbeam Rider (1979) PG [**'/2 'For the Love of Mike" (1960) 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad g 



Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



Wings g 



•* -Take This Job and Shove It (1981) Rotjert Hays 



Murder, She Wrote g 



*•* -Georges Island (1989) PG' 



Guts 



B ridge Across Time (1985) David Hasselhoff. 



What You Do 



Supermarfcet 



Loortey 



Shop-Drop 



Yavapai Story 



*•* "Passed/waK (1992) Bob Hosklns. PG-13 q 



Looney 



TBuHwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge [Get Smart 



LA. Law 



Mama 



In Stereo) q 



Short Sub. 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



11:30 



Sanders 



Cheers g 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



NighHine q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



LateShow (In Stereo) g 



Edition 



Chevy Chase (In Stereo) q [Love Con, 



Late Stww q 



News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



**^'2 -The Valachi Papers (W2) PG' 



*** 



-Bronco 6///K (1980. Comedy) Clint Eastwood. Sondra Locke 



Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



■'Wild Orchid (^%^. Drama) Mickey Rourke NR' 



**"2 -The Lawnmower Man (1992) Jeff Fahey. R q 



Dragnet 



iBob Newhart |M.T. Moore IM.T. Moore 



*• 



/ Saw What You Did' (1988) Robert Carradine 



Happy Hour mB7) 



*♦ "Wild Orchid 2: Two Shades of Blue' 



*« 



The Resurrected 099^ 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



John Terry 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 25, 1993 



10 



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21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



(3 45) Beethuice (1988) 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



"Brain Donors' (1992) John Turturro. 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**'/; ■Bebes Kids 0992) 'PG-13' g 



College Football: Regional Coverage 



(12 00) Ryder Cup Golf: Second Day. 



(3 00) Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced 



(3 00) Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced 



(3:00) Baywatch ! 



American Gladiators 



(12:00) Ryder Cup Golf: Second Day 



News 



News 



News g 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsq 



(3 00) 



♦ ♦'2 



The Valachi Papers (1972) Charles Bronson PG' 



NBC News 



News g 



Empty Nest 



Siskel 



Wh. Fortune 



Untouchables (In Stereo) g 



Crusaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! g [Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 [ 9:30 



• ♦'2 



"Innocent Stood (1992. Horror) Anne Parillaud. R' 



**' 



Cocktail (1988. Drama) Tom Cruise (In Stereo) q 



Mommies g I Cafe An>e7 



Medicine Woman 



Medicine Woman 



Cops i 



Mommies 



ii. 



Cops (R) g 



*** 



Auto Racing: NASCAR ■- Goody s 150 [Tennis: Davis Cup - Bahanaas vs US 



The Story on Page One" (1960. Drama) Rita Hayworth 



Cafe Ame. 



Empty Nest [Nurses g 



Harts of the West ' Pilot q 



Hartsof the West Pilot 



Front Page (Iri Stereo) g 



.ill 



Empty Nest [Nurses g 



10:00 



Dream On g 



10:30 



Crypt Tales 



Commish g 



Sisters Back on Track " g 



Walker, Texas Ranger q 



Walker, Texas Ranger 



Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) 



Sisters Back on Track g 



Murder by Death (1976. Comedy) Peter Falk, PG 



"Rubdown .(1993. Drama) Jack Coleman. (In Stereo) g 



(2 30) 



*'2 



(3 25) Cheech-Brother 



Captain America (1990) PG-13 g 



Can't on TV [Arcade 



•♦* "Hook I 



Double Dare 



1991. Fantasy 



Wild Side 



"Mac and Mp (1988. Fantasy) Jade Category 



Major Dad q [Wings :; 



Football [College Foott>all: Rutgers at Penn State. (Live) 



Case Closed g 



Solar Crisis' (1990) Tim Matheson PG-13 g 



Robin Williams. (In Stereo) PG g 



Salute [Legends [Doug 



**\2 



Every Which Way but Loose (1978. Comedy) Clint Eastwood 



Football 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



•** -My Cousin Vinny" (1992) Joe Pesci. 



Newsg 



News 



News 



News g 



Golden Girts [Empty Nest 



Saturday Night Live 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables (In Stereo) q 



Arsenio Hall (In Stereo) q [Music 



News g [Saturday Night Live 



The Adventures of Baron Munchausen 



Baseball 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



«** 



Light SleeperC\%2. Drama) Willem Dafoe R 



♦ *'2 



Suburban Commando (1991) PG g 



Rugrats 



** 



"From the Dead ol flight" (1989) Lindsay Wagner 



Clarissa 



Roundhouse 



Poison Ivy (1992. Suspense) R 



»«*^2 "Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 



Sportscenter |Ch. Flag 



'Beach Beverly Hills ' 



•'2 Death Ring {^2} R 



Red Shoe 



Ren-Stimpy [You Afraid? 



** 



From the Dead of Night (1989) Lindsay Wagner 



Very Very Nick at Nite 



Hidden 



Hidden 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Fallen 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 26, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



Life Stories 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



**'2 



"The Outsiders' (1983) l^att Ditlon. 



Senior PGA Golf: Nationwide Championship 



ALF 



•i 



jCosby Show [Cosby Show 



iMotorWeek 

^Orleai^S'SaMi 



6:00 



Mr. Bean q 



Newsq 



NFL Football: San Francisco 49ers at New-.OrleaiM'SaMts 
NFL Football: San Francisco 49ers at New Orleans Saints 



Night Court 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



♦* 



'Vnfy ypu "(1992) Andrew f^cCarthy. 



ABC News 



NBC News 



Steelers 



Funny About Love 1)990, Comedy) Gene Wilder 



The NFL 



(3:00) Story on Page 



Auto Racing [NASCAR 



HS Sports (Rescue 911 



(Live) q 
(Live) q 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



News [NBC News 



*** 



Murder by Death' {\97S. Comedy) Peter Falk. PG' 



(3 00) **' ; "Every Which Way but /.oose [Two Dads 



Auto Racing: FIA Formula One - Portuguese Grand Prix. 



(3.15) 



*** 



(3 35) **'/? '/(itss/n Coi/s/ns (1964) 



School 7>es (1992, Drama) PG-13' 



Can't on TV [Arcade 



Double Dare 



Ready or Not 



Freshmen 



**''2 



•Right to Die (1987, Drama) Raguel Welch. 



Major Dad q [Wings g 



Videos 



Am. Funniest 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 
60 Mimifes ( In 'Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (Ifi Stereo),q 
Townsend Television g 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



♦ ** 



White Men Cant Jump' (1992) Woody Harrelson 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



*** 



Lo4s & Clari(-Supern)^n 



Seaouest DSV (In Stereo) 



ague 
irder, 



Murder. She Wrtte d 



Mur der. She Wrote g 
. , ' i " I' j. J ' ■^. 



Martin [Living Single 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



**V2 'Any Which Way You Csn (1980) Oint Eastwood. 



NFL Primetime 



Baseball Tonight 



** 'City Heaf' (1984. Comedy) Clint Eastwood. PG g 



'The Substitute' {i993, Suspense) Amanda Donohoe^ 



Whose Child Is This'' The War for Baby Jessica (1993) 



"And the Band Played On (1993) Matthew Modine 



"Final /4ppga/' (1993. Suspense) Brian Dennehy, g 



**'/2 



**'2 



Married.. 



■"Sleepmq With the Eneiny '{^991] jluto- Rol^erts g 
"Sleeping With the Cnem/ (1991) Julia Roberts g 



'ng 
1 



Dearest 



[Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Final Appeal (1993, Suspense) Bnan Dennehy. q 



**♦ 



l4/;j;otv (1988, Fantasy) Val Kilmer. PG' (Violence) 



Golf: Winston Cup Pro-Am. 



Case Closed (R) q 



♦ *V2 



Return of the Dragon 



Chris Cross 



Rocko's Life 



***' 



'; "Dead Poets Society (19B9, Drama) Robin Williams. PG q 



Leynds [You Afraid? |Rour>dhouse Nick News iMorfc 



S/>ame" (1992, Dramay Amanda Donohoe, Fairuza Balk. |***V2 -Prizzis Honor (1985, Comedy) Jack Nicholson 



Golf: Monarch s Challenge 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



(1973) R' I*** "The Chinese Connection (1973) R 



** •(/mVersa/.i9(?fcfter (1992) Jean-Claude Van Damme. 



Lucy Show [Van Dyke |M.T. Moore 



Bob Newhart 



Jokers 



News g 



News 



Nev^s 



Newsq 



Paid Prog. 



News 



Short Sub. 



Cheers g 



Night Court 



Siskel 



Murphy B. 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 



12:00 



"Killer Inst.' 



Dear John Q 



Cheers q 



Murphy B. 



lifestyles 



TBA 



Suspect 



Gt/nsa/eafas/ (1964) 



Sportscenter 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



NFL 
Holtywifed 



** 



Game of Death i\979) Bruce Lee. 



Fallen 



Dragnet 



** 



'Cama/Cnmes (1991) 



A. Hitchcock 



Speciality Update 



Superman 



Phjlgrfcian^ 



MONDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 27. 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



Paha Sapa 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



** Hot Stuff {:979) Pom DeLuise. PG 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Cops Pilot 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3:30) Cleopatra Jones 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



(2:30) 



Dream Lg. 



Pyramki 



Newsq 



Coach q 



Newsq 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Animaniacs 



Batman g 



Newsq 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



** -The Sluggers iV/fe (1985) Michael O'Keete. g 



Newsq 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House g 



Newsq 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



*** Guns at Batasi (1964) Richard Attenborouqh. 



Yearbook 



Parker Lewis 



Max Out 



Facts of Life 



(3:00) ■ He s My Girl {m7) 



The Fearless Vampire Killers (1967) 



Muppets [Crazy Kids 



Th'breds 



Ninja Turtles 



UpCtose 



Nii^ Turtles 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Cops " Pilot' 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



'teoP'K'y'Q 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



News/Kids 



You Bet-Life 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



** "To Protect and Serve 



Monday Night 



Fresh Prince 



Shade 



Shade 



Sports 



Blossom g 



Dave's 



Dave's 



"Soo" 



1992) R' 



9:30 I lOlOO" 



10:30 



** :OocforMord/-)d (1992, Fantasy) R 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



**V2 Single White Fema/e (1992) R' q 



NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Atlanta Falcons. Froni the Georgia Dome, g [News q 



Shattered Trust: TheShari Karney Stor71T993, Drama) 



Murphy B. 



Murphy B. 



Love & War 



Love & War 



»*V2 Communion (1989) Christopher Walken g 



Fresh Prince [Blossom g 



** Bloodhounds of Broadway 09S9) Madoma. PG 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad q 



NFL Prinw Monday 



Wings g 



** 



•*'/; 'Cabin in the S/ck' (1943, Musical) 



Loverboy" {^9^) Patrick Dempsey. 'PG-13' g 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Northern Enposure q 



Northern Exposure q 



Mama 



Mama 



Shattered Trust: The Shan Karney Story 0993 . Drama) 



*''? The Boss ^V)/e (1986) Daniel Stern. [Short Sub 



Pro Beach Volleyball 



Hey Dude (R) [Guts 



*** 



Alice Doesnt Live Here Anymore (1975, Drama) 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



"Were Talkin Serious Money (1993) 



WWF: Monday Niflljt Raw 



** 'Seacftes '(1988, Drama) Bette Midler. (In Stereo) PG-13 q 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



BuHwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge [Get Smart 



L.A. Law 



yNjfl! 



Surfing: Gunston 500 (R) 



Silk Stalkings Lady Luck 



Ulterior Motives 0992 



** 



■Prey of (he Chameleon (1992) R 



Dragnet 



[Bob Newhart M.T. Moore 



Drama) 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Chevy Chase 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Edition 



In Stereo) g 



Late Show q 



Love Con. 



News g [Tonight Showfln Stereo) q 



** Author! Authorl 0982) Al Pacino. 



Baseball 



Major Dad g 



Sportscenter 



Wings g [Odd Cotw>te 



Sex, Shock 4 Censorship 



*** "South Central 0992, Drama) 'R' q 



M.T. Moore 



*** Small Sacrifices (1989. Drama) Farrah Fawcett. 



Van Dyke 



The Human Shield " 0992) 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



(230) 



SEPTEMBER 28. 1993 
7130 I 5l60 F 



5:30 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



"Only You 0992) Andrew McCarthy 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey i 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry Tiny Toon 



Cops Pilot 



Cur. Affair 



(3 00) *** Tim (1979) 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



(2 30) 



Dream Lg. 



Pyramid 



News I 



Newsq 



Coach g [News 



Newsq 



Geraldo 



Oprah Wmtrey g 

Animaniacs |Batman"g" 



News g 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**V; "Ladyhawke 098S) Matthew Broderick. PG-13 q 



ABC News 



News 



News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News 



Full House q Roseanne g 



Newsg 



NBC News 



Bloodhounds of Broadway (1969) Madonna PG 



Yeart>ook Max Out NBA Today Up Close 



Partcer Lewis Facts of Life 



(3 30) ♦'? Baby on Board 



i Story of Boys and Girls ( 1 99 1 ) 



Muppets [Crazy Kids 



Ninja Turtles [Ninja Turtles [Major Dad g [Wings g 



Hard Copy g Ent Tonight 

.lAAnarHul M Wh PnrtiinA 



Jeopardy! g 



Cops "Pilot' 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 [ 8:30 [ 9:00 [ 9^30 

»*'2 "Innocent Blood 0992. Horror) Anne Parillaud 
Full House g Phenom g Roseanne q Coach q 
Saved-Bell [Getting Byq Larroquette [SecotidH 



Larroquette [Second Half [Dateline (In Stereo) q 



10:00 



10:30 



By Satan Possessed: Devil 



NYPD Blue 4B or Not 4B 



News q 



Am.Joumal 



Married... [Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q [ "Precious Victims' (1993. Drama) Park Overall, q 

Major League Baseball: Pittsburgh Pirates at Philadelphia Phillies. (Live) Am.Jou 

Married... Roc g Bakersfield America's Most Wanted g Mama [Mama 

Wh. Fortutw [Saved-Bell IGetting By q Larroquette [Second Half [Dateline (In Stereo) q 



**V2 ffo/jires (1980 .Adventure) Roger Moore. PG 



Sportscenter Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announced (Live) 



"Farf-Safe (1964. Suspense) Henry Fonda 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



*'2 "The Sope/- (1991) Joe Pesci. R q 



News 



Cheers q [Nightline g 



News 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



News g [Edition Late Shov 

Chevy Chase (In Stereo) q ILove Con. 
News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo! 



News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



♦ *"2 



"The Outsiders 09B3) Matt Dilton. 



Cheech & Chongs CorsKan Brothers 



»»'2 Any Which Way You Can (1980) Clint Eastwood 



Hey Dude (R)|Guts 



♦ ♦ 7 



Bitter Harvest (1981 Drama) Ron Howard. 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



»* The Light m the Jungle (1991) PG 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



BuHwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote q 



[Boxing: Larry Holmes vs Jose Ribalta (Live) 



[Major League Baseball Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



2 The Swordsman (1992) Lorenzo Lamas. R q j** 7//iyS(ons (1991) Heather Locklear 



♦ ♦'-2 



"Dtggstown (1992) James Woods 



Partridge [Get Smart 



L.A. Law Helter Shelter 



Dragnet 



Fallen Angels (In Stereo) : 



Bob Newhart M.T. Moore 



Major Dad q Wings q [Odd Couple 



Project Shadowchaser 



*'2 Street Crimes (1992) Denms Farina. 



M.T. Moore 



*** Small Sacrifices (1989. Drama) Farrah Fawcett 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Lady Bwre 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING SEPTEMBER 29. 1993 



10 



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25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



(315) Buddy Holly 



Donahue (In Stereo) : 



Empty Nest [Cheers : 



Oprah Winfrey : 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Co£L 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



5:00 



t 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 [ fiOO" 



7:30 



The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957 Drama) William Hokten. PG 



News; 



Coach g 



News g 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfre 



Animaniacs [Batman g 



News: 



V '"^ 



Max Out (R) 



Fail-Safe (1964 Suspense) Henry Fonda 



Pyramid 



(3 00) 



Dream Lg. 



Pyramid 



NFL Yrt)k. 



Partier Lewis 



Max Out 



Facts of Life 



News: 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News: 



Full House : 



Newsg 



Short Sub. 



Inside PGA 



Ninja Turtles 



♦ '2 



(3 35) 



Poltergeist III (1988 Horror) Tom Skerntt PG-13 



Little Murders (1971) PG 



Muppets [Crazy Kids JHey Dude (R) 



Roseanne : 



NBC News 



Hard Copy : 



Jeopardy! i 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Roseanne ; 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



*** 



Thea: 



The Witches of Eastwick (1987) Jack Nicholson 



Joe's Life : 



Unsolved Mysteries : 



Home Imp [Grace Under 



Now-T. Brokaw 8i K. Couric 



10:00 



Sanders 



10:30 



Dream On : 



Moon Over Miami : 



Law & Order Discord 



Country Music Association Awards (In Stereo Live) q 



Country Music Association Awards (In Stereo Live) q 



Beverly Hills, 90210 g 



Unsolved Mysteries \ 



*♦' 



Up Close 



The Valachi Papers (1972 Drama) Charles Bronson PG 



Ninja Turtles [ Major Dad g [Wings 



Melrose Place (In Stereo) r; 



Now-T. Brokaw & K. Counc 



Diner (1982. Comedy 



Mama 



Mama 



Law it Order Discord g 



Steve Guttenberg R 



Sportscenter Major League Baseball Teams to Be Announced (Live) 



Baseball 



*'2 Rabbit Test (1978) Billy Crystal 



The Toy (1982 Comedy) Richard Pryor PG 



Guts 



Rcxanne The Prize Pulitzer (1989 Drama) 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Stories 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote q 



♦ *'2 



Young Guns (1988 Western) Emilio Estevez R 



2 A Taste lor Killing 0992) Jason Bateman 



** Shattered (1991) Tom Berenger R 



Partridge [Get Smart 



L.A. Law 



Dragnet 



Boxing 



Bob Newhart 



11:00 



Crypt Tales 



News ; 



News 



News 



News : 



11:30 



12:00 



♦ ♦'2 



Cheers i 



Point Break 09%)) 



[Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



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Page 11 




Students have chance to study abroad in Malta 



by Suzanne Hildebrandt 
Features Writer 

Come be all you can be! See 
exotic places and encounter 
exciting cultures! No, this is not 
the military, but university life. 

Clarion University does not 
stop at the city limits. It extends 
far beyond that to lands overseas 
such as Europe and Africa as 
well as many others. Other than 
the university's International 
Programs, there are ample 
opportunities to study abroad, 
including the tropical paradise of 
Malta. 

This Spring, 20 Clarion students 
will be venturing off to the 
University of Malta for a 
semester they will never forget, 
and you could be one of them. 
The university is located near the 
capital of the island of Malta, 
which is a Mediterranean Island 
19 miles long and nine miles 
wide. The island itself is located 
within the Mediterranean Sea for 
easy access to Italy, Greece, 
Spain and other European 



countries. Some average flying 
times to different destinations 
are: London-three hours, Rome- 
one hour, and Frankfurt-two 
hours. There are other forms of 
transportation also that won't 
take too long. 

Imagine spending your 
weekends in a different country 
each day or even just new and 
different towns. English is the 
main language of Malta (along 
with Maltese), so getting where 
you want is no problem. Having 
one of the lowest cost of living 
standards in Euroi>e helps our 
starving students, too. 

Speaking of expenses, studying 
in exotic Malta will cost you the 
same as staying here in Clarion. 
The only added expenses will be 
airfare and passport fees. Of 
course you'll want that extra 
cash for munchies or a quick trip 
to Rome (instead of the usual 
venture to Pittsburgh or Erie). 
The amount you spend on trying 
to keep yourself from total 
boredom here could get you 
more fun on the relaxed. 




University Relations photo 
Malta Is a beautiful sunny island off the coast of Sicily 
where some students may have the opportunity to spend a 
semester studying at the University of Malta. 



hospitable island. 

Not only are there 
opportunities for recreation, but 
the University of Malta also 
has an excellent academic 
reputation. They are involved in 
innovative aquaculture research 



projects, techniques of lateral 
thinking and the Department of 
Biochemistry has an inter- 
national reputation in molecular 
biology and geriatrics. This is 
in collaboration with the 
International Institute of the 



Aging set up by the United' 
Nations in Malla. 

For the historians and social 
scientists among us, Malui i.s one 
huge museum or laboratory not 
bound by the university walls. 
All students will return with a 
greater degree of cross-cultural 
understanding and a fulfillment 
in themselves they could never 
experience any other way. 

If all of this sounds good to 
you, then go to the Office of 
International Programs in 212 
Founders Hall to pick up an 
application. On September 27, 
there will be an open-campus 
meeting in Pierce Auditorium 
where a video on Malta will be 
shown and financial aid 
information will be available. 

This is a chance of a lifetime to 
study abroad this coming spring 
semester. Right now there is still 
space available, but that space, 
like classes, goes quickly. If you 
are going, there is a $200 non- 
refundable deposit due by 
October 12. 



International students get firsthand view of Clarion lifestyle 



by Crystal J anis 
Features Writer 



Every fall semester. Clarion 
University is inundated with new 
faces. These students are either 
freshmen or transfer students 
from all over the country. 
Among this wave of fresh faces 
there are always some 
international students, but due to 
their proportionately small 
number, they may seem a little 
bit harder to meet. That is why 
the Office of International 
Programs would like to take this 
opportunity to introduce some of 
these students. 

Luis Almeida works at the 
Office of International Programs. 
He is a junior finance major 
from Brazil and is the Student 
Coordinator of the Community 
Outreach Program. This 
program is a two-way 
involvement between 

international students and the 
community. 

International students have the 
opportunity to go to local 
schools, church groups and other 
different community 

organizations and share a little 



bit about their culture. They 
might give a speech about their 
nation or put on a performance 
(possibly a fashion show or share 
the writing techniques of their 
language.) Almeida will 
introduce some of these students. 

One of the first international 
students Almeida had the 
pleasure of meeting was Dirk 
Broeder. Broeder is from 
Wolfenbuettel, a city of 50,000 
people about 70 k.m. from 
Hanover, Germany. Broeder 
explained to Almeida that 
Germany is split up into 15 
countries, and that his hometown 
is located in Niedersachsen 
County. 

Broeder is on an exchange 
program and will be at Clarion 
until the end of this semester. 
The reason he came to the 
United States was to perfect his 
English. In Almeida's opinion, 
Broeder is a die hard 
perfectionist because his English 
sounds close to perfect. Broeder 
likes the people he has met, but 
says he will miss his girlfriend. 
Sorry ladies. 

Broeder is one of the few 
international students who come 



to Clarion knowing that they will 
see a familiar face when they 
arrive. This is because he came 
over with another German 
national, Oliver Hahn. Hahn is 
from Kassel, which is about a 
two-hour car ride north of 
Frankfort. Kassel is a university 
town of about 16,000 people. 
Hahn and Broeder met each 
other at the university where 
they both acquired an 
undergraduate business degree. 

Hahn feels that Americans are 
very friendly and are not nearly 
as "stiff as his own countrymen. 
To Hahn, Clarion's rural setting 
is beautiful. The only thing 
Hahn is having a hard limes 
adjusting to culturally are the 
low alcohol content and 
something called "last call." 

After being involved for three 
years in the international 
program, Almeida has become 
very accustomed to exotic 
sounding names. When he saw a 
Smith Usted in the International 
Program's Directory he was very 
curious. It turns out that Dcnyse 
Smith is a speech pathology 
major from Canada. Smitli has a 
degree from Toronto University, 



but decided to come to the 
United States becau.se of some 
advantages in the American 
system. 

Smith feels that university 
admissions in Canada are too 
competitive, and that at Clarion 
she gets a much less restrictive 
approach to her coursework. 
She was extremely happy that all 
of her professors knew her name 
after one day of class. Smith 
likes the small class size and is 
extremely glad to be here. 

One day sitting in the 
International Office, Almeida got 
to meet two African students 
talking excitedly in English. 
Pius Boachie is from Accra, the 
capital of Ghana, and Bryant 
Messiah is from South Africa. 
Both are first-year undergraduate 
students. 

Boachie wants a real estate 
degree, and Messiah is hoping to 
become an accountant. Both 
attended universities in their 
countries two years prior to 
coming to Clarion. They 
mentioned feelings of isolation 
due to Clarion's size and lack of 
transportation. Almeida told 
them that this was natural, and 



that eventually one will become 
quite happy to just stay here and 
relax. Clarion-style. 

Balbindaur Kaur is a very nice 
young lady from a small island 
state located off the soudiem tip 
of Malaysia, called Singapore. 
Having lived for six years in 
Singapwe, Almeida was excited 
to talk to somecHie with whom he 
had mutual experiences. 

Kaur came directly to Clarion, 
and was surprised that some 
parts of the United States are not 
quite like what Hollywood 
would want us to believe. She 
told Almeida that she will miss 
her family, friends and fotxl, but 
is looking forward to new 
experiences in store for her. 

Almeida added his own 
comments on Clarion, "I enjoy 
Clarion thoroughly and cannot 
think of any place I would rather 
be. Wait a minute, 1 guess I can 
think of a few, but those places 
do not offer a finance degree." 

For more information on the 
International Program, contact 
Dr. Helen I cpke in room 212 
Founders. 



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Koinonia Christian Fellowship united students 'at the pole' 



by Dehra J. Weinheimer 
Contributing Writer 

On Wednesday September 15 
at 7 a.m., approximately 50 
students met at the flagpole next 
to Founders Hall to pray for the 
students, faculty, and adminis- 
tration of Clarion University. 

The students were participating 
in a world-wide day of student 
prayer called "See You at the 
Pole." This event began in 1989 
as a vision of a few students in 
Texas to pray for their friends, 
school and country. Their vision 
has become a powerful 
movement of prayer that has 
united high school and college 
students from almost every city. 



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Here at Clarion, the students 
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Intervarsity Christian Fellowship 
and Koinonia Christian 
Fellowship. The groups meet 
regularly for fellowship, prayer, 
small group Bible studies, 
retreats and conferences. 

Koinonia meets on Monday 
nights at 7:30 p.m. in room 252 
Gemmell Student Center for 
"Monday Night Live." 
Intervarsity's large group 
meeting is on Tuesday nights at 
7:30 fHii in the RACS lounge in 
Gemmell. Both groups invite 
you to check their organization 
out. 



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Debra J. Weinheimer/Clarion Call 
Koinonia's "See you at the pole" last Wednesday to pray. 



Fifty students participated in 

Phi Sigma Sigma sorority receives national awards 



by Anji Brown 
Features Writer 



"Aim high," states Phi Sigma 
Sigma president Tanya Schmidt. 
Phi Sigma Sigma is by no means 
an ordinary sorority; they go 
above and beyond the call of 
duty. 

Clarion University's Gamma 
Gamma chapter of Phi Sigma 
Sigma made an outstanding 
achievement at the Leadership 
Training School, King of 
Prussia, where they received five 
awards out of the forty-five 
given. About 105 Phi Sigma 
Sigma chapters attended this 
event, and yet none of them 
bested Clarion University's own 
Phi Sigma Sigmas. 

The five awards received were 
the Individual Scholarship given 
to Jen Homer, Undergraduate of 



the Year given to Leslie 
Cathcart, the National Ritual 
Award, the 100% Initiation 
Award and having the Best 
Understanding of Sorority 
Pledges Award given to the 
chapter. Schmidt states, "We 
proved ourselves by coming 
back with (these) five national 
awards. 

Phi Sigma Sigma's services 
range from helping the elderly 
set up for bingo to raising money 
for the National Kidney 
Foundation. This sorority is also 
active in helping the Junior 
Olympics, and have been known 
to put in 326 service hours in one 
semester. 

This year, to raise money for 
the National Kidney Foundation, 
Phi Sigma Sigma is putting 
together a Rock-a-thon with the 



Kappa Delta Rho fraternity. Phi 
Sigma Sigma has many other 
charities planned for this year. 

Phi Sigma Sigma has been 
very successful since they came 
to Clarion in 1971. Their pledge 
program lasts eight weeks, but 
while pledging, they consider the 
pledge to be a sister instead of 
just an associate member. 

Tanya Schmidt joined the 
organizaUon in the spring of 
1991. She says she instantly felt 
at home with her sisters and did 



not feel the jM-essure to conform ^, 
to any image. Schmidt states, 
"The sisters accepted me for who ' 

I was."-.. „,.._„„^-..,.„„.^ 

Study hours are highly su^ssed 
in Phi Sigma Sigma. Because of 
this, they were number one (Or 
receiving scholarships, fivery 
year, Phi Sigma Sigma must 
have a quota of 60 women to 
join, and they have never fallen 
under that quota. 



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-A suspect said to be in his 20s 
escaped after robbing a First 
American Bank branch in 
Nashville, Tennessee in August, 
but not before leaving some of 
the money behind during the 
getaway. The teller had 
managed to give the man a bag 
of "bait" money containing an 
explodable device that would 
coat the money with a dye soon 
after he left the bank. 
Apparently, the man wanted to 
free his hands during the 
getaway and so he stuffed the 
bag into his sweatpants. Said a 
Nashville detective, "We believe 
he may have (dropped the money 
when he) suffered severe bums 
to his groin area. 

-In April, police in Chandler, 
Arizona arrested Arturo Ortiz, 
33, who weighed 135 pounds, 
after he had allegedly broken 
into a h(»ne an^ begun fondling 



a woman as she slept. The 
woman weighed 260 pounds and 
easily subdued Ortiz by twisting 
his wrist behind his back and 
holding him until police arrived. 
Said the woman, "I'm large, and 
he happens to be small." 

-The New York Times reported 
in April that Kansas lawyers 
Michael Harris and Fletcher Bell 
were successful in filing worker 
compensation claims for back 
injuries suffered at work: Harris 
got almost $35,000 for the stfain 
of reaching into the backseat of 
his car, and Bell got $95,000 for 
his injury lifting his briefcase 
from the trunk of his car. 

-During a nationally televised 
August pre-season game, Denver 
Bronco defensive tackle Darren 
Drozdov, who was in his stance 
opposite the offensive center 
awaiting the snap, vomited on 
the ball. Afterward, he told 
reporters, "I get sick a lot. I was 
a quarterback in high school, and 



I'd start throwing up on my 
center's back. I don't have a lot 
ofconu-ol out there." 

-In April Associated Press 
profile of North Carolina State 
University veterinarian Greg 
Lewbart reported that he is one 
of the few in the country who 
U^eat pet fish. Dr. Lewbart's fees 
range from $100 for a checkup, 
including X-rays, to $250 for 
surgery. He said business is 
good because it is so difficult to 
keep tropical fish alive in a home 
fish tank. 

-In April in the Republic of the 
Congo, Bemadette Obelebouli, 
34, gave birth to triplets, but at 
the rate of one per day for three 
days during a 60-mile journey on 
foot. She assumed she was 
through birthing after she 
delivered the first one, but they 
kept coming. And in Vancouver, 
British Columbia, Joanne March, 
29, gave birth prematurely to the 
first of her triplets on April 30, 



but doctors decided to leave the 
other two until they were 
healthier, and they were bom on 
June 14. 

-In April, The Sun newspaper 
in London reported that 
machinist Craig Fames, who had 
recently experienced constant, 
painful earaches, was completely 
cured when doctors removed a 
pregnant spider that had been 
nesting in the ear. Fames 
reportedly now wears earplugs 
when he sleeps, to prevent 
another incident, and has grown 
fond of the spider, which he 
retained as a pet. 

-The Los Angeles Times 
reported in May that Billy Davis 
has upset his neighbors with 
excessive security precautions 
for his modest home in a middle- 
class neighborhood in Los 
Angeles County. To protect him 
and his wife, Fym, Davis has 
outfitted the unpretentious house 
with barred windows, video 
monitors, infrared alarms, razor 
wire, 26 outdoor 500-watt hghts 
that flood into neighbors' homes 
at night, various "hair-trigger" 
alarm bells and sirens, and a 
Doberman. Local police say the 
Davises stay up all night because 
of fear of intruders and call 



police for help as much as 60 
times a month. 

-A Cincinnati woman charged 
recently that a 42-year-old man 
sexually assaulted her after 
taking advantage of a medical 
condition which usually causes 
her to faint when she hears the 
word "sex." Allegedly, the man 
accosted her in her apartment 
building, uttered tlie magic word, 
and tlien assaulted her after she 
fell to the floor. In a court 
appearance in July, the woman 
fainted twice when prosecutors 
used the word "sex" in 
descriptions of her condition. 

-Lars Christiansen, 19, and 
Michael Peters, 25, charged in a 
German court in May with 
killing three men last year in a 
right-wing political firebombing, 
admitted they had joined the 
neo-Nazi movement in Germany. 
Peters had even left a "Hail, 
Hitler" phone message to the 
police after the firebombing. 
However, both men said they 
didn't hate anyone and had 
joined the movement only 
because of the friendship and 
"free beer." 

-(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Clarion artist displays works 



by Sherry Dickerson 
Features Writer 



"I always wanted to be an artist 
so I decided to give it a try," says 
Jeanne Cousins Hufnagel, a 
Clarion resident. 

Hufnagel received her B.F.A. 
in art from Clarion University in 
May of 1992. She had already 
earned a college degree in home 
economics from Immaculate 
College. Therefore, becoming 
an artist was a dream come true 
for Hufnagel. 

Jeanne Hufnagel has had single 
works displayed on occasion and 
did a student exhibit at Clarion 
University, but this is her first 
solo exhibition. Hufnagel's 
exhibit is on display at the 
Women's Studies Center in 
Harvey Hall. The admission is 
free and open to the general 
public. 



The exhibition can be seen on 
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 
from 11 a.m. -4 p.m. and on 
Thursdays from 9 a.m,-4 p.m. 
Hufnagel's works will be 
displayed until December 17. 

Hufnagel feels that painfing 
and drawing are primary ways of 
examining life. She believes that 
to be worthy of life, one must be 
an active participant in it, using 
the talents one has. 

"Artists record in paint as 
writers do in ink. Their work 
can linger in the mind like 
poeuy. They can support their 
beliefs strongly or explore their 
uncertainties reflectively," 
Hufnagel proclaims. 

Hufnagel uses the local scene 
as a subject matter and also 
domestic and intimate subjects. 
Some of Hufnagel's more exotic 
subjects are the results of her 
travel inspirations. Because their 



depiction satisfies her interest in 
color and line, flowers are one of 
Hufnagel's favorite focuses. 

For additional information 
about Jeanne Hufnagel's 
exhibition, please call 226-2720. 






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Koinonia Christian Fellowship united students 'at the pole' 



by I) I' bra J. Weinheimer 
Contributinfi Writer 

On Wednesday September 15 
al 7 a.m., approximately 50 
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siudenis, faculty, and adminis- 
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Last year it is estimated that 
more than one million students 
participated in "See You at the 
Pole." 

Here al Chu^ion, the students 
represented two (^hristian 
l-ellowship groups on campus-- 
Intervarsity Christian l-ellowship 
and Koinonia Christian 
lellowship. The groups meet 
regularly for fellowship, prayer, 
small group Bible studies, 
retreats and conferences. 

Koinonia meets on Monday 
nights at 7:30 p.m. in r(.K>m 252 
Ciemmell Student Center for 
"Monday Night Live." 
Inlervarsity's large group 
meeting is on Tuesday nights at 
7:30 pm in the RAGS lounge in 
Cemmell. Both groups invite 
you to check their organization 
out. 




Debra J. Weinheimer/Clarion Call 
Fifty students participated in Koinonia's "See you at the pole" last Wednesday to pray. 



Phi Sigma Sigma sorority receives national awards 



by Anji Brown 
Features Writer 



"Aim high," slates Phi Sigma 
Sigma president Tanya Schmidt. 
Phi Sigma Sigma is by no means 
an ordinary sorority: they go 
above and beyond the call of 
duty. 

Clarion University's Gamma 
Gamma chapter of Phi Sigma 
Sigma made an outstanding 
achievement al the Leadership 
Training School, Kina of 
Prussia, where Ihey received five 
awards out of the forty-five 
given. About 105 Phi Sigma 
Sigma chapters attended this 
event, and yet none of them 
bested Clarion University's own 
Phi Sinma Siamas. 

The live awards received were 
the Individual Scholarship given 
to Jen Homer, Undergraduate of 



the Year given to Leslie 
Cathcart, the National Ritual 
Award, the 100% Initiation 
Award and having the Best 
Understanding of Sorority 
Pledges Award given to the 
chapter. Schmidt slates, "We 
proved ourselves by coming 
back with (these) five national 
awards. 

Phi Sigma Sigma's services 
range from helping the elderly 
set up for bingo to raising money 
for the National Kidney 
Foundation. This sorority is al.so 
active in helping the Junior 
Olympics, and have been known 
to put in 326 service hours in one 
semester. 

ITiis year, to riiise money for 
the National Kidney Foundation, 
Phi Sigma Sigma is putting 
together a Rock-a-thon with the 



Kappa Delta Rho fraternity. Phi 
Sigma Sigma has many other 
charities planned for this year. 

Phi Sigma Sigma has been 
very successful since they came 
to Clarion in 1971 . Their pledge 
program lasts eight weeks, but 
while pledging, they consider the 
pledge to be a sister instead of 
just an associate member. 

Tanya Schmidt joined the 
organization in the spring of 
1991. She says she instantly fell 
at home with her sisters and did 



not feel the pressure to confonn 
to any image. Schmidt states, 
"The sisters accepted me for who 

I was." ^^^. 

Study hours are highly stressed 
in Phi Sigma Sigma. Because of 
this, they were number one for 
receiving scholarships. Every 
year. Phi Sigma Sigma must 
have a quota of 60 women to 
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-A suspect said to be in his 20s 
escaped after robbing a First 
American Bank branch in 
Nashville, Tennessee in August, 
but not before leaving some of 
the money behind during the 
getaway. The teller had 
managed to give the man a bag 
of "bait" money containing an 
explodable device that would 
coal the money with a dye soon 
after he left the bank. 
Apparently, the man wanted to 
free his hands during the 
getaway and so he stuffed the 
bag into his sweatpants. Said a 
Nashville detective, "We believe 
he may have (dropped the money 
when he) suffered severe burns 
to his groin area. 

-In April, police in Chandler, 
Arizona arrested Arturo Ortiz, 
33, who weighed 135 pounds, 
after he had allegedly broken 
into a home and begun fondling 



a woman as she slept. The 
woman weighed 260 pounds and 
easily subdued Ortiz by twisting 
his wrist behind his back and 
holding him unlil police arrived. 
Said tJie woman, "I'm Uu^ge, and 
he happens to be small." 

-'ITic New York Times reported 
in April that Kansas lawyers 
Michael Harris and Fletcher Bell 
were successful in filing worker 
compensation claims for back 
injuries suffered at work: lUirris 
got almost $35,0(X) for the strain 
of reaching into Uie backseat of 
his car, and Bell got $95,000 for 
his injury lifting his briefcase 
from the trunk of his car. 

-During a nationally televised 
August pre-season game, Denver 
Bronco defensive tackle Darren 
Drozdov, who was in his stance 
opposite the offensive center 
awaiting the snap, vomited on 
the ball. Afterward, he told 
reporters, "I get sick a lot. I was 
a quarterback in high school, and 



I'd start throwing up on my 
center's back. I don't have a lot 
of control out there." 

-In April Associated Press 
profile of North Carolina State 
University veterinarian Greg 
Lewbart reported tliat he is one 
of the few in the country who 
treat pet fish. Dr. Lewbart's fees 
range from $100 for a checkup, 
including X-rays, to $250 for 
surgery. He said business is 
gotxi because it is so difficult to 
keep tropical fish alive in a home 
fish tank. 

-In April in the Republic of Uie 
Congo, Bernadette Obelebouli, 
34, gave birth to triplets, but at 
the rate of one per day for three 
days during a 60-mile journey on 
foot. She assumed she was 
through birthing after she 
delivered the first one, but they 
kept coming. And in Vancouver, 
British Columbia, Joanne March, 
29, gave birth prematurely to the 
first of her triplets on April 30, 



hut doctors decided to leave the 
other two until they were 
healUiier, and Ihcy were bom on 
June 14. 

-In April, The Sun newspaper 
in London reported that 
machinist Craig luunes, who had 
recently experienced constant, 
painful eiyaches, was completely 
cured when doctors removed a 
pregnant spider that had been 
nesting in the ear. Fames 
reportedly now wears earplugs 
when he sleeps, to prevent 
iuiother incident, juid has grown 
fond of the spider, which he 
retained as a pet. 

-The Los Angeles Times 
reported in May Uiat Billy Davis 
has upset his neighbors with 
excessive security precautions 
for his modest home in a middle - 
class neighborhood in Los 
Angeles County. To protect him 
and his wife, Fyrn, Davis has 
outfitted the unpretentious house 
with barred windows, video 
monitors, infrared alanns, razor 
wire, 26 outdoor 500-watt lights 
that flood into neighbors' homes 
at night, various "hair-trigger" 
alarm bells and sirens, and a 
Doberman. Local police say the 
Davises stay up all night because 
of fear of intruders and call 



police for help as much as 60 
limes a month. 

-A Cincinn;iti woman charged 
recently that a 42-year-old man 
sexually assaulted her after 
taking advantage of a medical 
condition which usually causes 
her to faint when .she hears the 
word "sex." Allegedly, the m;ui 
accosted her in her apartment 
building, uttered tlie magic word, 
and then assaulted her after .she 
fell to the floor. In a court 
appearance in July, the woman 
fainted twice when prosecutors 
used the word "sex" in 
descriptions of her condition. 

-Lars Christiansen, 19, and 
Michael Peters, 25, charged in a 
Cierman court in May with 
killing three men last yeiu^ in a 
right-wing political firebombing, 
admitted they had joined the 
neo-Nazi movement in Ciennany. 
Peters had even left a "Hail, 
Hitler" phone message to the 
police after the firebombing. 
However, both men said they 
didn't hate anyone and had 
joined the movement only 
because of the friendship and 
"free beer." 

•(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Clarion artist displays works 



by Sherry Dickerson 
Features Writer 



"I always wanted to be an artist 
so I decided to give it a try," says 
Jeanne Cousins Ilufnagel, a 
Clarion resident. 

Hufnagel received her B.F.A. 
in art from Clarion University in 
May of 1992. She had already 
earned a college degree in home 
economics from Immaculate 
College. Therefore, becoming 
an artist was a dream come true 
for Hufnagel. 

Jccume Hufnagel has had single 
works displayed on occasion and 
did a student exhibit at Clarion 
University, but this is her first 
solo exhibition. Hufnagel's 
exhibit is on display at the 
Women's Studies Center in 
Ihu^'ey Hall. The admission is 
tree and open to the general 
public. 



The exhibition can be seen on 
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday 
from 11 a.m. -4 p.m. and on 
Thursdays from 9 a.m. -4 p.m. 
Hufnagel's works will be 
displayed until December 17. 

Hufnagel feels that painfing 
and drawing are primary ways of 
examining life. She believes that 
to be worthy of life, one must be 
an active pju^ticipant in it, using 
tlie talents one has. 

"Artists record in paint as 
writers do in ink. Their work 
can linger in the mind like 
poetry. They can support their 
beliefs strongly or explore their 
uncertainties reflectively," 
Hufnagel proclaims. 

Hufnagel uses the local scene 
as a subject matter and also 
domestic and intimate subjects. 
Some of Ilufnagers more exotic 
subjects are the results of her 
travel inspirations. Because tiieir 



depiction satisfies her interest in 
color and line, flowers are one of 
Hufnagel's favorite f(x:uses. 

For additional information 
about Jeanne Hufnagel's 
exhibition, please c^ill 226-2720. 



Editor*s Correction: 

In last week's issue of the Clarion Call, it was 
Stated that first semester freshmen cannot 
pledge a fraternity. First semester men are 
allowed to pledge a fraternity, but first 
semester women cannot pledge a sorority. 



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Take the In tervarsity Teen Challenge and 'live in the light' student Senator Profiles: Schaub and Thompson are 

one-hundred percent behind the student body 



by John Martinec 
Features Writer 



Clarion Univcrsily's Intcr- 
varsiiy will sponsor Teen 
Challenge on I 'riday, September 
24, 1903. This special 
presentation will be held on the 
Cieminell ould(X)r stage, weather 
permitting. If weather is bad, it 
will be in the Mulli-Purpose 
r(X)m in Geinmell. 

Teen Challenge is a Christian 
organization who opens its dix)rs 
to young men and women who 
have substance abu.sc problems. 
The main focus of the group is to 
help these people by introducing 
the Lord to them and letting 
llim heal the sickness which 
plagues their lives. 

Teen Challenge was started by 
Assemblies of God Pastor David 
Wilkerson in 1958 who, after 
selling the family television, 
filled his evenings with prayer. 
One night Wilkerson felt the 
need to pray for some Brooklyn 
street gang members who were 
charged and put on trial for 
murder. The more he prayed fw 
them the m(x-e he felt the urge to 



venture to New York to help 
them as much as he could. He 
arrived tcx) late to be much help 
to the ganj; members on trial. 
However, the other members of 
the gang saw tJiat his intentions 
were good and thai he really 
wanted to help their friends. 
That g(xxl deed made the others 
in the gang want to listen to 
Wilkerson as he reached out to 
others on the streets. 

Men and women who have 
substance abuse problems can be 
helped in one of two ways. The 
first is to change a person's 
environment. This method is 
followed by most secular 
treatment centers. Teen 
Challenge uses the second, 
which changes a person's 
outlook toward that environ- 
ment. 

Teen Challenge's methods 
seem to be working. ITieir nine- 
month residential program in 
rural Pennsylvania boasts a 
seventy percent cure rate. 
Compared with the ten to fifteen 
percent cure rate achieved by 
psychosociological clinics. Teen 
Challenge seems to be doing 



something right. Hxactly what 
that something is is hard to 
explain, but some secular 
counterparts to Teen Challenge 
call it die "Jesus Factor". 

Ihe "Jesus Factor" is a very 
difficult thing to calculate. 
Other methods used by Teen 
Challenge are easier to explain. 
Teen Challenge uses a more 
intense definition for drug-free. 
Many places declare a person 
drug and alcohol-free if he 
consumes no more than a six- 
pack of beer, one bottJe of wine 
or seven ounces of hard liquor a 
week. A person can even use 
marijuana a maximum of three 
times a month and still be 
considered drug-free. 

Teen Challenge considers a 
person drug-free only when they 
use no drugs or alcohol at all- 
this includes nicotine. This 
could explain the fact that 86 
percent of Teen Challenge 
graduates are still drug-free 
seven years after coming out of 
the program. Many graduates of 
Teen Challenge go on to college 
and some start their own 
businesses. 



Teen Challenge also urges 
people to be tested for die life- 
Uireatening disease AIDS. Ihey 
give people in high risk groups 
die confidence they need to want 
to get tested. 

If you wonder what would 
make a group of people who 
usually hide from AIDS testing 
suddenly want to find out if they 
have the dreaded disease, the 
answer could be found in one 
man's remarks. He slated that 
his life of immorality, drugs and 
sex made him a target for AIDS. 
Teen Challenge helped him 
study the Bible and find the 
Lord. This made him want to 
change the Uiings he wanted to 
do. 

Reality taught Uie people who 
started Teen Challenge that diey 
cannot change a murder, rapist or 
diief by Uiemselves, only Jesus 
could do it. People who go 
through the program are taught 
to "live in the light" or live in 
group hamiony through truth. 

At present, there are 107 
centers. Seventy-four offer 
residential care. Twenty-five are 
long term training centers. 



Enrollment to these centers is 
strictly voluntary. Anyone may 
leave at any time. The people 
who enter Teen Challenge do not 
need to be teenagers. Many 
people are past their teenage 
years. The type of person who 
joins has also changed. They lu-e 
no longer just inner-city youths. 
Many come from middle to 
upper-class families. 

Diane Geyer, president of 
Intervarsity, says Teen Challenge 
is "on fire for God" and she 
recommends that everyone 
come out to see Uiem. She also 
invites anyone interested in 
Intervarsity to come join them 
for Uieir weekly meetings. They 
are on Tuesday nights at 7:30 in 
the Gemmell Center, RACS 
room. 

Teen Challenge promises to be 
a night of good Christian 
fellowship mixed with a frenzy 
of learning for everyone. This 
presentation is free and open to 
anyone ready to leam what God 
has done through Teen 
Challenge. There will also be a 
bonfire following at the 
Nair/Wilkinson fire rings. 



German artist exhibit at Sanford Gallery 



by Ron Santillo 
Features Writer 



Tlie drypoint etchings of Bert 
Van Bork is die first exhibit of 
die year at die Sanford Gallery in 
Marwick-Boyd. The free exhibit 
is open to the public and 
continues until September 23. 
The Sanford Gallery is open 
from noon-5 p.m. on Monday, 
Wednesday and Friday, and 
noon-8 p.m. on Tuesday and 
Thursday. 

Bom in Auguslberg, Germany 



in 1928, Van Bork studied 
painting and graphic art at the 
Hochshcule/fur Bildrende 
Kunste, Berlin, and the 
Hochschule/fur Graphik and 
Buchkunst, Leipzig. The art of 
Van Bork is not only displayed 
in Gennany, but internationally 
as well in London, Hawaii, 
Evanston and Chicago, Illinois, 
where he has lived and worked 
since 1954. 

Van Bork has always shown a 
love for American cities, most 
notably the New York City 



skyline. For him die skyscraper 
is a symbol of aspiration and 
faiUi. He feels the skyline is not 
only a physical representation of 
its facts of life, but a potential 
work of art. 

As for many artists. Van Bork 
has always had an interest in 
foreign cultures, especially diat 
of the North American Indians. 
Van Bork first got a sense for die 
Indian cultures through the 
novels by Karl May. 

Aldiough he has shown great 
interest in the NorUi American 
Indians, Van Bork admits that his 
greatest love is in Uie Hopi and 
Zuni cultures of the Southwest. 
He puts to use odier objects in 
the city in a way similar to diat 
of various painted Indian pottery 





photo courtesy of Lakeside Studio 
German artist Bert Van Bork displays drypoint etchings. 






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by Amy Gerkin 
Features Editor 



A common goal is pursued by 
two ambitious young senators: 
to make positive improvements 
for the students of Clarion 
University. 

Amy Schaub, junior 
conmiunication/ political science 
major, and Kelly Thompson, 
sophomore finance major, are 
two members of our Student 
Senate who are willing to 
represent die voices of die entire 
student body. 

As chairperson of the 
Legislative Affairs Committee, 
Schaub hopes to convince more 
students to write letters to the 
State System of Higher 
Education. This committee 
keeps the student body aware of 
political situations on die local, 
state and federal levels which 
will affect the students. 

Schaub is also a member of the 
Senate's Public J^elations 
CommV^^and is a student 
r&es^luJive of the Fbundation 
/Qvisory Board. Other projects 
site and her fellow senators are 
Lde a time 




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and getting a higher number of 
students to register to vote on 
campus. 

The size of die university and 
the classes are what Schaub 
considers Clarion's best asset. "I 
am a person and not a number. 
If a professor sees me on 
campus, he or she knows that 
I'm in diat class." She feels Uiat 
"The extra-curricular activities 
Clarion offers so all students, no 
matter what diey are interested 
in, can get involved," is also a 
plus. 

However, as a senator, Schaub 
sees some apathy among the 
students. "More students need to 
get involved. It seems diere are 
only a small majority who get 
involved and participate, not 
only in organizations, but also in 
campus issues." 

Amy Schaub also feels diat die 
students' needs should be taken 
more seriously. "The 

administration needs to 
remember first and foremost that 
we are students. Our ^^cation 
is important to us. Cliass sizes 
need to be kept small, class 
meeting times afed seryiee& on 
campus should nc 





Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Amy Schaub and Kelly Thiompson's goals are to make CUP 
an even better place to experience collegiate life. 

senator, Schaub is also a member 



Besides bet»t a stadent 



of the Alpha Sigma Tau sorority, 
and is a resident assistant in 
Campbell Hall. 

Amy Schaub would like to 
address the student body by 
saying, "Many students feel the 
Student Senate does not do 
anything. However, after 
working on the Senate for four 
semesters, I can prpye that is 
\yrong. I just want .everyone to 
know diat we are here for you. 




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Dept. honors jtudent authors 



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Featurei Writer 



It was tim'^ for the English 
Department and last year's 
stu(tent^ of English 105 and 11 1 
to shine and shine they did. 

The English Department 
honored its student authors on 
Tuesday, September 21 at the 
Gemmell Student Center. On 
hand to present die awards was 
Dr. Larry Dennis, Head of the 
English Department. Also on 
hand was Vince Straub 
representing Harper-Collins 
Publishers, which publishes the 
English textbooks. 

The essays of die 37 students 
who were honored were selected 
on the basis of organization, 
content and voice. They were 
published in two separate books. 
Clarion Voices: English 105. and 
Clarion Voices: English 111 . 
These books will then be used 
for next year's students taking 
these respective classes. 

Others in the audience were 
the beaming professors. Each 
professor who was recognized 
by a student couldn't help 
themselves from having a huge 



i^ smile appear on his or JHf^|ax. 
Nor should they have lo|it v^j^ 
proud day. This was di^nitely a 
time for die English E)epiuinieht 
to pat itself on the back. Dr. 
Dennis summed it up by saying, 
"I believe writing is the 
backbone of the English 
Department." 

Since many of the essays 
weren't able to be published in 
this year's editions, they were 
saved for next year, which will 
bring many of these same 
students back for anodier award. 

This year's award winners 
were in English 105: James 
Alcorn, Jennifer Alcott, Jill 
Brady, Kyle Burgess, Kara 
DePassio, Patricia Deibler, 
Patricia Geiger, Eric Hale, Tma 
Hartle, Erick Hecksher, Paul 
Hite, Mike Hodil, Wendy 
McKain, Sarmed Mirza, Sheila 
Morris, DeAnna Niedbala, 
Melissa Porter, Donna Reinsel, 
Brian Rowan, Marie Schmitl, and 
Thomas Terza. 

The winners of English 111 
were: Amy M. Banner, Marcus 
P. Bingham (2), Debbie 
FitzGerald, Melissa Gruver- 



Crawford, Erin Hawk, Rebecca 
Hetrick, Christine Hunt, Tlieresa 
Kinsinger, Kathleen Lippert, Jay 
Marshall, Kristen Molek, 
Malcolm X. Mosely, Brenna 
Phillips, Evan S. Pippen, Becky 
Shirey (2), and Thomas L. Terza. 
Congratulations to all the 
students who were honored at 
Uiis event. 



We were elected to represent 

you." 

Kelly Thompson, Senator 

One of the primary reasons 
why Kelly Thompson chose to 
come to Clarion University was 
the friendly atmosphere created 
by the students and staff. But 
Thompson decided to run for 
Student Senate to uy to improve 
even that vir^ i:.m "i.i ; 

Thompson fi^els that, "Clapion 
needs to be more responsive to 
the students' needs. The 
university does some diings, but 
I feel that more attention should 
be focused on student concerns." 
Thompson also says that Clarion 
University is facing several 
problems, especially campus 
safety and cultural diversity. 

Kelly Thompson is the 
chairperson for Student Senate's 
Appropriations Committee, 



which recommends to the Senate 
the allocation and distribution of 
any and/or all CSA (Clarion 
Students Association) funds. 
They also recommend to the 
Senate that, if necessary, audits 
be done for die financial needs 
of any or all student 
organizations, departments, or 
persons requesting or receiving 
allocaUons. 

Thompson's goal for the 
Appropriations Committee is to 
affectively budget for all CSA 
organizations and to decide upon 
supplemental and capital 
requests made by those 
organizations. Her goal as a 
member of the Legislative 
Affairs Committee is to make die 
students aware of die legislation 
that affects diem. 

Other than being a student 
senator, Kelly Thompson is a 
member of the Financial 
Management Association, the 
Pre-Law Club, and Phi Eta 
Sigma honorary fraternity. 

Creating the best possible 
collegiate experience for the 
students is one of Thompson's 
personal goals of being a senator. 
_She would like to tell the 
students to "utilize dae university 
resources, to go to die activities 
that are offered, and to get 
involved in some campus 
organizations." 

Both Kelly Thompson and 
Amy Schaub are just two of the 
20 student senators who will 
make sure that all students' 
issues, complaints, concerns or 
recognitions will be taken care 
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Take the In tervarsity Teen Challenge and 'live in the light' student Senator Profiles: Schaub and Thompson are 

one-hundred percent behind the student body 



hy John Martinic 
Features Writer 



Clarion nnivLTMiy's Inlcr- 
varsiiy will sponsor Iccn 
Challcniic on Inclay, Sopicinhcr 
24. I<)9.V Ihis special 
prcscnialion will he lickl on ihc 
Cicinincll ouUl(H)r staiic, wcalher 
pcnnininj:. 11 weather is bad, it 
will be in the Multi-Purpose 
RKMH in (ieniinell. 

leen Challenge is a Christian 
organization who opens it.s dtK)rs 
to young men and women who 
have substiuice abuse problems. 
The main locus ol the group is to 
help these people by introducing 
the Lord to them and letting 
Ilim heal the sickness which 
plagues their lives. 

Teen Challenge was stiirted by 
Assemblies of Cuxl Pastor David 
Wilkerson in 1958 who, after 
.selling the family television, 
filled his evenings wiili prayer. 
One night Wilkerson felt the 
need to pray for some Brcx)klyn 
street gang members who were 
charged and put on trial for 
murder. The more he prayed for 
them the more he fell the urge to 



venture to New York to help 
them as much as he could. He 
arrived too late U) be much help 
to the gang members on trial. 
However, the other members of 
the g;mg saw that his intentions 
were good and that he really 
wanted to help their friends. 
I'hat gcHXl deed made the others 
in the gang want to listen to 
Wilkerson as he reached out to 
others on the streets. 

Men and women who have 
substiuice abuse problems can be 
helped in one of two ways. The 
first is to change a person's 
environment. This method is 
followed by most secular 
treatment centers. Teen 
Challenge uses the second, 
which changes a person's 
outlook toward that environ- 
ment. 

Teen Challenge's methods 
seem to be working. Their nine- 
month residential program in 
rural Pennsylvania boasts a 
seventy percent cure rale. 
Compared with the ten to fifteen 
percent cure rale achieved by 
psychosociological clinics, Teen 
Challenge seems to be doing 



something right. I'xaclly what 
thai something is is hard to 
explain, but some secular 
counterparts to leen Challenge 
call it Die "Jesus I'actor". 

The "Jesus l-actor" is a very 
difficult thing to calculate. 
Other methods used by Teen 
Challenge are easier to explain. 
Teen Challenge uses a more 
intense definition for drug-free. 
Many places declare a person 
drug and alcohol-free if he 
consumes no more than a six- 
pack of beer, one bottle of wine 
or seven ounces of h;u-d liquor a 
week. A person can even u.se 
marijuana a maximum of three 
limes a month and still be 
considered drug-free. 

Teen Challenge considers a 
person drug-free only when they 
u.se no drugs or alcohol at all- 
this includes nicotine. This 
could explain the fact that 86 
percent of Teen Challenge 
graduates are still drug-free 
seven years after coming out of 
the program. Many graduates of 
Teen Challenge go on to college 
and some start their own 
businesses. 



German artist exhibit at Sanford Gallery 



hy Ron Sontillo 
Features Writer 



Tlie drypoint etchings of Bert 
Van Bork is liie lirst exhibit of 
tiie year at Uic Siuiford Callery in 
Miirwick-Boyd. The free exhibit 
is open to the public and 
continues until vSeplember 23. 
Ihe Sanford (iallery is open 
from noon-S p.m. on Monday, 
Wednesday and I'riday, and 
noon-8 p.m. on Tuesday and 
Thursday. 

Bt)m in Augustberg, Gennany 



in 1928, Van Bork studied 
painting and graphic art at the 
Hochshcule/fur Bildrende 
Kunste, Berlin, and the 
Hochschule/fur Graphik and 
Buchkunst, Leipzig. The art of 
Van Bork is not only displayed 
in Gennany, but internationally 
as well in London, Hawaii, 
Evanston and Chicago, Illinoi.s, 
where he has lived and worked 
.since 1954. 

Vjui Bork has always shown a 
love for American cities, most 
notably the New York City 



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skyline. For him the skyscraper 
is a symbol of aspiration and 
faith. }le feels the skyline is not 
only a physical representation of 
its facts of life, but a potential 
workof iui. 

As for many ju-lists, Viui Bork 
has always had an interest in 
foreign cultures, especially Uiai 
of the North American Indians. 
Van Bork first got a sense for the 
Indian cultures through the 
novels by Karl May. 

Although he has shown great 
interest in the North American 
Indians, Van Bork admits that his 
greatest love is in the Hopi and 
Zuni cultures of the Southwest. 
He puts to use other objects in 
I the city in a way simiUy to dial 
of various painted Indian pottery 
desicns. 



leen Challenge also urges 
people to be tested lor Uie life- 
tJireatening disease AIDS. They 
give people in high ri.sk groups 
tlie confidence they need to want 
to get tested. 

If you wonder what would 
make a group of people who 
usually hide from AIDS testing 
suddenly wjuu to find out if tiiey 
have the dreaded disea.se, the 
answer could be found in one 
man's remarks. He stated that 
his life of immonility, drugs and 
sex made him a txirget for AIDS. 
Teen Challenge helped him 
study the Bible and find the 
Lord. I his made him want to 
change the tilings he wanted to 
do. 

Reality taught tlie people who 
started Teen Challenge that tliey 
cannot change a murder, rapist or 
thief by themselves, only Jesus 
could do it. People who go 
through the program are taught 
to "live in the light" or live in 
group harmony through truth. 

At present, there are 107 
centers. Seventy-four offer 
residential care. Twenty-five are 
long term training centers. 



Lnrollment to these centers is 
strictly voluntary. Anyone may 
leave at any time. The people 
who enter Teen Challenge do not 
need to be teenagers. Many 
people are past their teenage 
years. The type of person who 
joins has also changed. They are 
no longer just inner-city youths. 
Many come from middle to 
upper-class fjunilies. 

Diane Geyer, president of 
Interviirsity, says Teen Challenge 
is "on fire for God" and she 
recommends that everyone 
come out to .see them. She also 
invites anyone interested in 
Intervarsity to come join them 
for tlieir weekly meetings. They 
mc on Tuesday nights at 7:30 in 
the Gemmell Center, RACS 
rcx)m. 

Teen Challenge promises to be 
a night of good Christian 
fellowship mixed with a frenzy 
of learning for everyone. This 
presentation is free and open to 
anyone ready to learn what God 
has done through Teen 
Challenge. There will also be a 
bonfire following at the 
Nair/Wilkinson fire rings. 




photo courtesy of Lakeside Studio 
German artist Bert Van Bork displays drypoint etchings. 



Super Tuesday 

$10 Student Haircuts 
(must have Student I.D.) 



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Tanning Specials 

15 sessions for $35 
Must use within 3 months 



CSA Recognition 
Awards 

Applications are due 

by October 1 

in the Student Senate 

office, room 269 

Gemmell. 



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by Amy Gerkin 
Features Flditor 



A eonunon goal is pursued by 
two ambihous young senators: 
to make positive improvements 
for the students of Clarion 
University. 

Amy Schaub, junior 
conununicalion/ political science 
major, and Kelly Thompson, 
sophomore finance major, are 
two members of our Student 
Senate who are willing to 
represent the voices of the entire 
student body. 

As chairperson of the 
Legislative Affairs Committee, 
Schaub hopes to convince more 
students to write letters to the 
State System of Higher 
F.ducation. This committee 
keeps the student body aware of 
political situations on tlie local, 
slate and federal levels which 
will affect die students. 

Schaub is also a member of Uie 
Senate's Public Relations 



Committct^.and is a student 
represetitative of the Foundation 
Advisory Board. Other projects 
she and her fellow senators are 
wprk^i||^gn^|o|:lude a time 
capsule to 1^ buried during ALF, 



and getting a higher number of 
students to register to vote on 
campus. 

The size of the university iuid 
the classes are what Schaub 
considers Clarion's best asset. "I 
am a person and not a number. 
If a professor sees me on 
campus, he or she knows that 
I'm in that class." She feels that 
"The extra-curricular activities 
(Clarion offers .so all students, no 
matter what they are interested 
in, can get involved," is also a 
plus. 

However, as a senator, Schaub 
sees some apathy among the 
students. "More students need to 
get involved. It seems there are 
only a small majority who get 
involved and participate, not 
only in orgiuiizaUons, but also in 
campus issues." 

Amy Schaub also feels that the 
students' needs should be tiiken 
more seriously. "The 

administration needs to 
remember first and foremost tliat 
we arc students. Our ediication 
is important to us. Class sizes 
need to be kept small, class 
meeting times and services on 
campus .should not^be cut3' 
Besides being a student 





Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Amy Schaub and Kelly Thompson's goals are to make CUP 
an even better place to experience collegiate life. 

senator, Schaub is al.so a member 



of the Alpha Sigma I'au sorority, 
and is a resident assistant in 
Campbell Hall. 

Amy Schaub would like to 
address the student body by 
saying, "Many students feel the 
Student Senate does not do 
anything. However, after 
working on the Senate for four 
semesters, I can prove that is 
wrong. I just want everyone to 
know Uiat we are here for you. 



English Dept. honors student authors 



hy Fhiiip DiFrancesco 
Features Writer 

It was time for the English 
Department and last year's 
students of English 105 and 111 
to shine and shine they did. 

The English Department 
honored its student authors on 
Tuesday, September 21 at the 
Gemmell Student Center. On 
hand to present the awards was 
Dr. Larry Dennis, Head of the 
English Department. Also on 
hand was Vince Straub 
representing Harper-Collins 
Publishers, which publishes the 
English textbtwks. 

The essays of the 37 students 
who were honored were selected 
on the basis of organization, 
content and voice. They were 
published in two separate books. 
Clarion Voices: English 105 . and 
Clarion Voices: English 111 . 
Fhese books will then be used 
for next year's students taking 
these respective classes. 

Others in the audience were 
Ihe beaming professors. Each 
professor who was recognized 
by a student couldn't help 
themselves from having a huge 



smile appejtf on his or nir face 
Nor should diey have to; it v^ a 
proud day. This was definitely a 
time for tlie English Department 
to pal itself on the back. Dr. 
Dennis summed it up by saying, 
"I believe writing is the 
backbone of the English 
Department." 

Since many of the essays 
weren't able to be published in 
this year's editions, they were 
saved for next year, which will 
bring many of these same 
students back for another award. 

This year's award winners 
were in English 105: James 
Alcorn, Jennifer Alcotl, Jill 
Brady, Kyle Burgess, Kara 
DeFassio, Patricia Deibler, 
Patricia Gciger, Eric Hale, Tina 
Hartle, Erick Hecksher, Paul 
Hite, Mike Hodil, Wendy 
McKain, Sanned Mirza, Sheila 
Morris, DeAnna Niedbala. 
Melissa Porter, Donna Reinsel, 
Brian Rowan, Mark Schmitt, and 
Thomas Terza. 

The winners of English 111 
were: Amy M. Banner, Msu-cus 
P. Bingham (2), Debbie 
FiizCierald, Melissa Gruver- 



Crawford, Erin Hawk, Rebecca 
Helrick, Christine Hunt, Theresa 
Kinsinger, KaUileen Lippert, Jay 
Marshall, Kristen Molek, 
Malcolm X. Mosely, Brenna 
Phillips, Evan S. Pippen, Becky 
Shirey (2), and Thomas L. Terza. 
Congratulations to all the 
students who were honored at 
lliis event. 



We were elected to represent 

you." 

Kelly Thompson, Senator 

One of the primary reasons 
why Kelly Thompson chose to 
come to Clarion University was 
the friendly atmosphere created 
by the students and staff. But 
Thompson decided to run for 
Student Senate to try to improve 
even Uiat. 

Thompson feels Uiat, "ClaFion 
needs to be more responsive to 
the students' needs. The 
university does some Uiings, but 
I feel that more attention should 
be focused on student concerns." 
Thompson also says that (^hirion 
University is facing several 
problems, especially campus 
sjifety and cultural diversity. 

Kelly Thompson is the 
chairperson for Student Senate's 
Appropriations Committee, 



wliich recommends lo the Senate 
the alliK'alion and distrihulion of 
any and/or all CSA (Clarion 
Students Association) funds. 
They also recommend to the 
Senate that, if necessary, audits 
be done for the linancial needs 
of any or all student 
organizations, departments, or 
persons requesting or receiving 
allocations. 

Thompson's goal for the 
Appropriations Committee is to 
affectively budget for all CSA 
organizations and to decide uptm 
supplemental and capital 
requests made by those 
organizations. Her goal as a 
member of the Legislative 
Affairs Cc^mmittec is to miikc the 
students awiu'c ol the legislation 
dial affects ilicin. 

Other than being a student 
senator, Kelly Thompson is a 
member of the Tinancial 
Management Association, the 
Pre-Law Club, and Phi l-ta 
Sigma honorary fraternity. 

Creating the best possible 
collegiate experience for the 
students is one of Thomp.son's 
personal gojils of being a senator. 
She would like to tell the 
students to "utilize the university 
resources, to go to the activities 
that are offered, and to net 
involved in some campus 
organizations." 

Both Kelly Thompson and 
Amy Schaub iire just two of the 
20 student senators who will 
make sure that all students' 
issues, complaints, concerns or 
recognitions will be taken care 
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Tracy Smock 

Senior, Philosophy 

"More publicity of the problems. That would 

mean a bit less covering over of the problems." 





Jodi Black 

Freshman, Elementary Ed. 

"People should know what's going on. An 

escort service should be started." 



Don Sturges 

Freshman, Secondary Ed./English 

"Each building should have several 

people available to escort." 




Dan Swanson 

Senior, Speech Pathology and Audiology 

"I think the students need to know that 

rape does happen in small communities." 





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Sophomore, Business 

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Junior, Business 

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Carmen Ussack 

Senior, Psychology 

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the statistics." 



Sports 



Eagles drop to 0-2 



Clarion comeback falls short, 35-23 



By Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



28-0. That was the score 
before the Golden Eagles 
managed to put a single point on 
the board against New Haven on 
Saturday; not a very good 
beginning when you're trying to 
beat the number two ranked team 
in the country. 

By that time, New Haven 
running back Roger Graham had 
amassed the majority of his 223 
rushing yards, and had scored 
three of the four New Haven 
TD's. 

Clarion wasn't without 
opportunities, however. The 
Eagles' Paul Cramer missed two 
long field soals of 47 and 42 
yards, and his 46 yarder at the 
end of the half was partially 
blocked. This, along with four 
turnovers in the first half, gave 
the dangerous New Haven 
offense the position to strike 
quickly. 

The wet field, which coach 
Gene Sobolewski described as a 
"quagmire," may have hindered 
Clarion's game. Sobolewski fell 
that, although the defense 
played well. New Haven's 
offense could better handle the 
slippery field conditions; 
especially the explosive Graham, 
who finished with 310 all- 
purpose yards on the day. "He's 
one of the best tailbacks I've 
ever seen," Sobolewski said. 

Despite the lopsided score, the 
Eagles played well offensively. 
They rolled up 398 total yards 
with quarterbacks Chris Zak and 
Craig Ray combining for 255 
yards and back Damien Henry 
rushing for 122. 

When the Eagle's finally did 
score, they did it in an 
impressive fashion. Starting at 
their own 35 with seven minutes 
left in the third quarter, fn"*"*'-'^ 
Art Grec^o- »usned for nine 
yards. On the next play Zak hit 
Marlon Worthy for a 49 yard 
gain to the New Haven seven 
yard line, and Henry ran around 
the right side on the ensuing play 
to erase the goose egg on the 
score board under VISITOR. 

Zak hit tight end Tim Brown 
for the two point conversion. 
Clarion cut the point 



differential to 13 early in the 4th 
quarter. The Eagles ran the ball 
five times to get down to the 
New Haven two where Gregory 
punched it in. After the extra 
point the score was 28-15. 

The Clarion defense was 
stifling the powerful Charger 
offense, and after pinning New 
Haven deep in their own 
territory, the Eagles had forced 
them to punt. Great field 
position was almost certain for 
the Eagles, and slowly but 
surely, the momentum was 
swaying Clarion's way. Then, 



disaster struck. 

The New Haven punt was 
short, and return specialist 
Marlon Worthy opted to let it 
drop. After a short discussion. 
The officials ruled that the ball 
had hit WorUiy on the leg. The 
Clarion sideline vehemently 
argued that the ball did not touch 
Worthy, but to no avail. "It was 
one of the worst calls I've ever 
seen," Sobolewski said later. 
New Haven recovered. Clarion 
never would. 

With field position on die 
Clarion 17, New Haven soon 




Pat McDevitt/Clarion Call 
Tight end Ryan Alleman (80) and the Clarion Golden Eagles will 
trot Into Westminster on Saturday , desperately seeking a win for 
a chance at the Div. 11 playoffs In December. 



extended their lead to 35-17. 

Zak organized a well- designed 
two minute drill, hitting Jess 
Quinn three times while 
marching down the field. With 
six seconds left in the game, he 
found Quinn again, this time for 
a touchdown, but it was too litUe 
too late. The clock ran out on 
the Eagles with Uie final score 
standing at 35-23. 

Although they fell behind 
early, the Eagles played well, 
and thoroughly outplayed the 
number two ranked Chargers 
over the final quarter and a half. 

A few early mistakes hurt the 
Eagles' chances, but their late 
surge may be the spark that 
ignites an Eagle winning streak. 

Next week, the Eagles will 
visit Westminster, a team that 
beat Clarion 21-11 last year. The 
Titans entered last week's action 
as the number one ranked team 
in the NAIA, but lost 21-15 on 
Saturday to last year's NAIA 
champion and third ranked 
Findlay. 

"Westminster once again has 
an outstanding football team," 
Sobolewski said. "They are an 
extremely well coached football 
team that has established a great 
tradition. If you're going to beat 
a Westminster team, you have to 
go out and win it, because they 
don't beat themselves. We'll 
have to play an error free game 
to win." 

The Titans are led by 
quarterback Sean O'Shea, who 
has completed 28 of 46 for 382 
yards Uius far. 

His top receivers are ^gff- 

f ofraj^..?nAe^clepUons in"l993. 

The running game is solid with 

tailback Andy Blatt and fullback 

Matt Buggey accumulating 141 

and 109 yards respectively. 

Westminster, as usual, thrives 

on their defense. The "D" is 

averaging a stingy 96.5 passing 

yards allowed per game, while 
surrendering 206.5 on the 

ground. 

Clarion's "D" is allowing 

147.5 through the air and 235 on 

the ground. 

Kickoffissetfor 1 PM. 



Clarion 
New Haven 



8 15 -23 
14 « 14 7 -35 



First Quarter 
New Haven: Graham I run 
(ORiordan kick). Drive: 7 plays 71 
yards, 2:24. Key play: 32 yard run 
byGrabam. NH 7, Clarion 0, 
New Haven: Graham 19 pass fromis 
Weir (O'Riordan kick). Drive:! 
play, 19 yds, :09. Key play: 
Barbera recovers Henry fumble at 
CirPl9. NH 14, Clarion 0. 

Third Quarter 
New Haven: WillLs 15 pass from 
Weir (O'Riordan kick). Drive: 3 
plays, 66 yards, :57. Key play; 34 
yd run by Graham. NH 21, Clarion 

New Haven: Graham 1 run 
{O'Riordan kick). Drive. 4 plays, 59 
yards, 1:10. Key play: 52 yd run 
by Graham takes hall from NH 45 to 
CUP 2 NH 28, CUP 0. 
Clarion: Henry 7 run (Brown pass . 
from Zak). Drive 3 plays, 65 yards*' 
:53. Key play Worthy 49 yd pass 
from Zak. NH 2S, Clarion 8. - 

Fourth Quarter 
Clarion: Gregory 2 run (Cramer 
kick). Drive- 8 plays, 50 yards, 
2r27 Key play. Henr>' gams six on 
4lhand4. NH 28, CUP 15. 
New Haven: Graham 2 run 
(O'Riordan kick). Drive; 6 plays, 17 
yards, 2:58. Key Play: Punt hits 
Worthy, Nil recovers. NH 35, 
Clarion IS. 

Clarion: Quinn 2 pass from Zak 
(Quinn pass from Zak). Drive: 12 
plays. 63 yaixts. 1:17. Key Play: 
Zak to Quinn for 34 yds. NH 35, 
Clarion 23. 



Team Statistics 





NH 


CUP 


First Downs 


19 


19 


Rushing Yards 


277 


L43 


Passing Yards 


452 


398 


t%Js'Comp/Att 


16/28 


22/47 


Passes Had Int 





2 


Fumbles/ Lost 


3/2 


6/3 


Penal tiesA'ards 


1/10 


5/32 



Plaver Statistics 

Rushing- Clarion: Henry 21118. 

Gregory 9-33, Dejadis 3-20. Ray 

2-4, Zak 5-(-32). New Haven: 

Graham 21-223, Livingston 19-82, 

Weir7-(-28>. 

Passing- Clarion: Zak 17-36 for 

227, ITDandllNT. Ray 5-10 

for 28, I INT; Worthy 0- 1. New 

Haven: Weir 16-28 for 175 and 2 

TD's. 

Receiving- Chirlon: Biowii 8-64. 

Quinn 4-48. '.Vorihy 3-" 3, Henry 3- 

33. NewH;Hen: Willi, 3-52. 



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WOLKIMIR IS MODEL OF CONSISTENCY 

Eagles drop to 1 -5 



By Tondelaya Carey 
Sportswriter 



One year ago, the Clarion 
University tennis team was 4-1 
at this time in the year and 
coasting to another stellar 
season. 1993 is taking a 
different shape for the ELagles, as 
Clarion lost its third in a row on 
Monday and has now lost five 
of its last six. 

The Eagles fought long and 
hard at Mercyhurst but came up 
short, 6-3. Roxann Milton was 
responsible for two of Clarion's 
three points, winning her singles 
match 3-6, 6-2, 6-1, and then 
teaming with Sara Unkefer for a 
6-2, 7-6(8-6) doubles victory. 
Shara Wolkimir was the other 
Eagle winner with a brilliant 6-1, 
6-2 victory. 

Clarion next visited the 
powerful California Vulcans. 
The Eagles could manage only 
one point and suffered a brutal 
8-1 setback. The lone point was 
scored by the duo of Wolkimir 
and Melodi Dess who upped 
their season doubles mark to 3-1 . 

Clarion played in only its 
second home match of the 
season on Monday. The 
University of Pittsburgh was the 
opponent and a 6-3 loss was the 
result. Wolkimir destroyed her 
opponent 6-0, 6-0 while Unkefer 
quietly pulled away with a 0-6, 
6-3, 7-5 win. Wolkimir and Dess 
collected yet another doubles 
victory as they teamed for a 6-2, 



6-4 win. 

Wolkimir leads the Eagles with 
a 4-2 singles record, while 
Kristen McKinley and Sara 
Unkefer have accumulated 3-3 
slates for 1993. 

The Golden Eagles will take 
their 1-5 overall record into the 



first of five straight PSAC tills. 
Slippery Rock visited Clarion on 
Wednesday, and then the Eagles 
migrate for a three day road u:ip 
in which they will swoop upon 
Shippensburg, Edinboro and 
Indiana. The PSAC's will be 
held at Allentown, Oct. 14-16. 




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will try to get back on the winning track Sunday at Shipp. 



Volleyball team loses ninth straight 

Eagles digging themselves a hole 



by Debbie Adams 
Sportswriter 



After playing ten consecutive 
road games, the Clarion 
University women's volleyball 
team finally had a chance to play 
in iiotvt ftf the home folk on 
Thursday. 

Robert Morris came to Tippin 
Gymnasium and the Colonials 
beat the Eagles three games to 
two. After losing the first two 
sets by scores of 2-15 and 14-16, 
the Eagles clawed back to win 
the Uiird set 15-6, then won the 
fourth, 16-14. An exciting fifth 
set had several lead changes, but 
in the end, it was the Colonials 
who prevailed, 15-11. 

Li.sa Flynn led the Eagles in 
digs with 16 and Beth Tress 



shoveled out five. Co-captain 
Meghan Kelly ended the day 
with 17 assists. 

On Tuesday, Clarion 
completed its extended two day 
homestand with a battle against 
Lock Haven. The Eagles 
dropped their ninUi su^aight with 
a7-15, 2-15, 7-15 .setback. 
Kaue Rhodes had 30 set assists 



and Lisa Flynn nailed eight 
service aces for Clarion. 
Meghan Kelly continued her fine 
work by collecting 31 digs. 

The Eagles will try to end their 
nine game slide at Mercyhurst on 
Friday. The next home game 
will be held on October 5 against 
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After years of INT's, Adams picks baseball 



by Jon Q. Sitter 
Contributing writer 



During his two full seasons of 
football at Clarion University 
from 1989-91, Billy Adams 
amassed 95 tackles (59 solo), 
three interceptions, one sack, 
N-oke up 15 passes and caused a 
fumble as a comerback and free 
safety. He totaled 100 yards on 
punt returns and 386 yards on 21 
kick returns. 

During that same period of 
time in baseball, Adams 
collected ZERO home runs, 
ZERO runs batted in and 
ZERO steals in ZERO at bats. 
He didn't play college baseball. 

Now a trivia quesUon: Did 
Clarion graduate Bill Adams 
recently sign a professional 
contract with the Los Angeles 
Raiders or was it the Los 
Angeles Dodgers? 

The most obvious answer is, 
surprisingly, the wrong one. 

This 24-year-old left-handed 
outfielder, who lettered in only 
football and track at Clarion, was 
signed to play pro baseball by 
Dodger scout Lon Joyce (South 
(Molina) in June of 1993. 

Despite coming from a football 
oriented family, Adams wasn't 
supposed to become a successful 
football player, either. Even after 
gaining All-Conference 

recognition in football his senior 
year at Red Lion High School, 
people still told him that he was 
too small to play big-time 
football. It was obvious that 
Division I football programs 
would pass on this 135 pound, 
"dripping wet" high school 
graduate. However, telling Billy 
Adams that he couldn't 
accomplish something was a big 
mistake. 

Fresh out of high school and 
only thinking football, Adams 
played two years at Stevens Tech 
(Lancaster) and was looking to 
make an impression. 
It was here where Adams began 
to physically mature. An 
increase in size and experience 
opened Clarion's proverbial 
football eyes. 

But did this dedication to 
football almost make Adams 
miss his calling (baseball)? "1 
wouldn't say I regret [not 
playing college baseball], but if I 
had it to do over again, I would 
play," said Adams. "But I have 
to be happy about the situation, 
the way things have turned out." 
Following his graduation from 
Clarion with a degree in 




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Bo don't know Billy: Former Clarion football standout Billy 
Adams will don the Dodger blue In 1994 after signing a 
minor league baseball contract in early June. 



Business Management, Adams 
moved to Nordi Carolina. It was 
here where he would soon be 
made aware of an Atlanta Braves 
tryout in Durham. "I was in the 
best shape of my life, so I said 
what the heck," explained 
Adams, who played baseball and 
football as well as wrestled in 
high school. 

Adams, who can run the forty 
yard dash in 4.4 seconds, noted 
that speed is his "main asset." 
His sixty yard dash to open the 
tryout paved the way. 

The Braves organization 
expressed great interest but was 
hesitant to sign a 24-year-old. 



Surprised by Uie interest, Adams 
seriously dedicated himself to 
the idea of playing 
professionally. After receiving 
more interest in his second and 
third tryouts, these with the 
Marlins and Cubs, along came 
the Dodgers. 

Following the successful tryout 
in Carolina, Uie Dodgers invited 
Adams to a second tryout in 
Vero Beach, Florida. They 
wanted to see his adjusunent to a 
wooden bat in a two-day affair. 
"When I heard that they had 
invited me to a second tryout, I 
hurried up and went to the cage," 
said Adams. "I had never used a 



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This time, all eyes were on 
him. But, de.spite being nervous, 
he was satisfied with the second 
tryout. He would have been 
happy with any decision. 

The day after he got back to 
North Carolina, he got the call. 
Adams didn't hesitate to sign. 

When asked what his favorite 
sport was, Adams couldn't 
answer (even after just signing a 
pro contract in baseball). 
Football will always be a major 
interest in his life. As evidenced 
by the first day he came back to 
visit Clarion this fall. 

The first place he went was to 
Memorial Stadium to watch the 
Golden Eagles practice. He 
followed that up by catching a 
Clarion-Limestone high school 
football game that night. 

Realistically, Adams says that 
there is more of a future for him 
in baseball, or at least more of a 
present. After breaking his 
thumb during the 1990-91 
football season, he started 
thinking more about baseball. 
His focus on Golden Eagle 
football, however, kept him off 
of the diamond. 

For Adams, baseball and 
football comes second to his 
family, whose positive 
reinforcement played a part in 
forming his competitive frame of 
mind. 

He holds his father in hiuh 
regard for being the person who 
always made dreams look 
believable. Adams said that he 
always had someone setting 



gojils for him, whether it was his 
fjunily or coaches. "I'm always 
looking to go a step further," 
Adams said. "There's no way 
I'm .satisfied." 

Adcuns will be assigned to the 
Dodgers single A club in Vero 
Beach. He's already had about 
three weeks experience with the 
club (at the end of the 1993 
season) in a league known for 
pitching. He worked "hours upon 
hours" with the hitting insu^uctor. 
He was adjusting and learning 
through the whole experience. 
Improving every swing, Adams 
su^oked a three-run double and a 
three-run homer in his final few 
at baLs. 

That was last sea.son. "My goal 
for 1994 is to go to spring 
training in tip-top shape and 
make an impact from day one," 
said Adams. "My foot's already 
in the door and I'm on equal 
footing with everyone else." 

Adams ioins former Clarion 
pitcher Brad Frazier in pro 
baseball. Frazier was signed by 
the Florida Marlins in 1992. 

After spending his first 
professional season (1992) with 
the Marlins' short-season single 
A team in Erie, Frazier went 5-0 
against tougher competition in 
Kane County, 111. He was u.sed 
as a reliever in lefty versus lefty 
situations. 

"It was a good experience," 
said Frazier. "It was the longest 
period of time I've been away 
from home. I'll know more about 
my status with the Marlins for 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 23, 1993 



Sports Commentary 

Undefeated Dawgs refusing to roll over and play dead 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



Wow! Remember last week 
when I said I had chewed ipy 
fingernails off from ihe 
excitement? Well, I'm now 
down to the knuckles. Week 
three in the NFL was what 
football truly is; an exciting, 
fast-paced journey with an 
unknown ending that keeps the 
audience breathless. 

In Los Angeles, Eric Metcalf 
brought his Browns back from 
16-0 to win in the last six 
seconds, 19-16. In Philly, 
sharpshooter Randall 

Cunningham hit Gizmo Williams 
in the back of the endzone on the 
last play of the game to win an 
uncharacteristic NFC East 
shootout, 34-31 against the 
Skins. I thought they played 
defense in the NFC East! And 
how about those never-say-die 
Falcons, who just seemed to 
"hang in there" against the 49ers 
in another NFC West clash, 
finally bowing out at 37-30. 
Who says the NFL isn't fun? 

Hey, Modell's Browns seem to 
be for real. With Sunday's 
comeback, the Dawgs have 
proved they can win on the road 
and against quality teams like the 
Silver and Black. Cleveland is 



playing "NFC style" defense 
with Michael Dean Perry and 
Jerry Ball up front and LB's 
David Brandon and Mike 
Johnson in the middle. Who 
would have guessed that the 
Dawgs would start off 3-0, their 
best start since 1979? Not me. 
After Sunday's heroics, people 
might start referring to the 
Browns as "the Cardiac kids," a 
name the men of Cleveland 
inherited in the early 80's for 
their last second miracles. 

The NFC East seems to be 
back in form. Both the Giants 
and Eagles are carrying perfect 
records. Philadelphia earned 
theirs the hard way by rising 
from the depths of defeat widi a 
miraculous TO pass with four 
seconds left. Wide receiver 
Calvin "Gizmo" Williams 
snagged his third TD catch of the 
day from Randall Cunningham 
in a wild and whacky 34-31 
track meet at the Vet. Experts 
have said it many times. I'll 
restate it: The best football in 
the NFL is played in the NFC 
East. Hey folks, the last three 
Super Bowl Champs are from 
this division. 

How about the NFC West? 
Not bad either. The Saints are 
posting a 3-0 record, but the 
Niners are like a cobra, they can 



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results. Just a.sk Jerry "1 bought 
tickets for Elvis" (ilanville, who 
watched with the "king" as the 
lights on the scpreboiird were lit 
up to their fullest. You could teiU 
that whoever had the ball last 
would win this track meet as 
Falcons' QB Bobby Hebert and 
the Niners' Steve Young 
combined for 6 touchdowns and 
over 300 yards passing. Young 
was even able to make some 
highlight reel material by 
throwing and catching his own 



pass! Trust me, you had to see it 
to believe it! Rea.son enough to 
be NFL MVP. 

In other notes around the 
league, San Diego kicker John 
Carney kicked away Morten 
Anderson's one week old record 
for consecutive field goals by 
nailing six against Houston, 
upping his total to 29 in a row 
and giving his Chargers a one 
point squeaker 

Seattle rookie QB Rick Mirer 
threw his first NFL TD pass 




against the \yinless Patriots, a 4 
yarder to wideout Brian Blades. 

And hey, we'^ve got to mention 
those Chiefs, who were also 
playing one fine defensive game! 
"The Sackman" Dprrick Thomas, 
and a tenacious pass rush kept 
John "the Duke" Elway in check 
in a hype filled Monday night 
clash. The NFL's most accurate 
kicker, Nick Lowery, booted 5 
field goals to lift Kansas City to 
a 15-7 victory. Mr. Montana 
made his home debut Und was 
rudely shutout by an impressive 
Denver defense which didn't 
allow Joe a TD pass. 

Finally, and probably the 
happiest news in western 
Pennsylvania, was the Steelers' 
offense, which finally came out 
of the cave, and racked up 404 
yards as Cowher Power finally 
discovered where that mythical 
"0" was hiding. Time will only 
tell just how long the "0" will 
stay discovered, as the black and 
gold head to the Georgia Dome 
for a Monday Night matchup 
against Glanville^s Falcons. 
Wouldn't it be nice to make 
reservations at the Georgia 
Dome for January 30, 1994? Ah 
yes, it's fun to daydream in 
class., isn't it? 



I courtesy of Corry Journal 
Still perfect: Phil Simms and the New York Giants are one of only 
four 3-0 teams in the NFL. The last time the G-Men were 3-0 at 
this stage was 1990, when New York won the Super Bowl. 



Sunday's games 
Mia at Buff Pho at Det 

Rams at Hou S.F. at N.O. 

G.B. at Minn Sea at On 

T.B. at Chi N.E. at Jets 

Cle at Ind 

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Fiscus shoots 71 at Slippery Rock 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



On Monday, September 20, 
the Golden Eagle golf team 
finished up the Hal Hansen 
Memorial tournament at 
Treasure Lake Country Club in 
Dubois, PA. 

In a field of 11 teams, the 
Clarion "Blue" team finished 
fifth overall with a 667 and the 



Clarion "Gold" team placed 
seventh, shooting a 686. On a 
course that golfer Brian Fiscus 
described as, "really hard and 
really tight," Andy Ganoe temped 
the Clarion field with a two-day 
total of 162, good for eighth 
overall. The next best Clarion 
golfer was Chris Brosius, who 
finished 15th with 165. 

Earlier, the Golden Eagles 
u-avelled to the Slippery Rock 



InvitaUonal. The Blue team 
shot a 318 for ninth place, and 
the Gold team placed 12th out of 
14 with 327. 

Fiscus, who described this 
course as "much easier than 
Dubois," had an outstanding day, 
shooting a 71. This earned him 
the runner-up medal. 

The Eagles, yet to capture a 
first this year, will be at the 
Edinboro Invitational Thursday. 



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A special thanks tc all of the 
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Happy Birthday to our 
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Marcie G., Jerri Lynn, Karin, and 
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and wishes them good luck 
during pledging. 

Hey Theta Xi! It was .small, wc 
still had a ball. Left foot blue, we 
always have a great time with 
you. You guys know how to 
"twist." Love, the sisters of 
Theta Phi Alpha. 

Dana, You and Janine did 
another excellent job during 
rush. We love you guys! Love, 
your Theta Phi Alpha sisters. 

Hey Sigma Chi, What a way to 
die. Thanks for clueing us in. 
We'll play again real soon. Love, 

Tri Sigma. 

Sigma Chi Jason Delp, Thanks 
for being such a great 
sweetheart. What a crazy year! 
Love, Tri Sigma. 

You got it together We had the 
best weather. Partying all night. 
Oh, what a sight! Nikki, thanks 
for getting the Case Race 
together! Love, Tri Sigma. 

Jenn Pomaybo and the Sigma 
Sigma Sigma rush committee. 
You guys did an awesome job 
forfair93!! Weloveyou! 



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"Now that I'm here, how can 1 
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Where: 250 Gemmell 

Discarded jewelry needed by a 
friend who gives it to soup 
kitchen patrons. Please help. Dr 
Huber, English Dept. 

Men's floor hockey league now 
forming. You form your own 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 23, 1993 



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Breindel and Stecklair lead way 

Cross Country squad making great strides 



^V lien Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Capiiiins Megan Stecklair and 
Russ Breindel have led the 
Clarion University cross-country 
team to three impressive 
performances in 1993, and 
rumors ot a trip to Massachusetts 
and jui appearance at Regionals 



are silling itfound the clubhouse. 
I'or Clarion to advance to 
Regionals, the Eagles must finish 
in the top five out of all PS AC 
schools. 

"This is the best girl's team 
we've had at Clarion in a long 
time," stated Stecklair, "We have 
great team unity and <ire working 
on all running together." 



Stecklair is joined by returners 
Lisa Griffo, Jen Gleason, .len 
Dansberger, Lynn Baluh and 
Brandee Payne, and by 
newcomers Lisa Benlock and 
Kara Schwotzer who add a lot of 
depth and ability to the team 
according to Stecklair. 

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The men were led by Chad 
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130 and Scott Reffner who was 
the 53rd to cross the end line. 

The women finished 8th and 
the men placed 11th out of 



twelve schools. 

The Golden Eagles will next 
be in action Saturday, September 
25 at Geneva College. The 
Eagles will host the Alumni meet 
on October 9. 

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Do SAT scores accurately predict 
collegiate academic success? 



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Sexual Assault 

Wliat it is, what to do. . . pg. 5 j 



Lifestyles 

History of ALF 

The annual event spans foi!r| 
aeca^ pg. 11 



Sports 



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CMnnKntary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide PB ^ 

Lifestyle pg- U 

jMJF events sctKidule. . pg. 141 

Entertaiiment pg- 16J 

Sports pg- 1^1 

idassifieds pg- 23] 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



The Scholastic Aptitude Test 
has been officially renamed the 
Scholastic Assessment Test, 
beginning this year, and has 
undergone other changes in form 
and content. 

But are the name change and 
the related testing changes 
significant, or are they really just 
semantics? So far, the verdict is 
still out. 

"The new name for the SAT 
sends a clear message to this 
[nation's] diverse group of 
students that the test is 
measuring their knowledge and 
skills, not something innate," 
said Dolores Cross, president of 
Chicago State University and a 
trustee of the College Board. 

The first use of the new SAT 
will take place on March 19, 

"The new SAT 
is repackaging. 
It's putting tail 
Hns on the 
Eds el. " 



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1994, and the initial version of 
the PSAT, the shorter version 
given to high school juniors and 
sophomores, will be 
administered on Oct. 12 and 16, 
1993. 

The revised test will place 
more emphasis upon reading and 
writing skills and require 
students to answer open-ended 
math questions. 

According to the College 
Board, scores on the new tes; 
should be similar to those from 
the old test. 

"It's hard to say what [the new 
test] will mean," said John 
Shropshire, director of 
admissions for Clarion 
University. "The next couple of 



years will be big question 
marks." 

"In time, high schools and 
colleges will adjust," said 
Shropshire. "It's hard to say 
what colleges or Clarion 
University will do until we have 
a test run." 

Some civil rights and 



minority group girls and boys 
from educational opportunities," 
said Dr. Beverly Cole, education 
director for the NAACP 

The old test is biased, said 
Shropshire, in that it is skewed 
toward the math and sciences, in 
which a higher percentage of 
boys enroll than girls. If girls 



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Standardized testing watchdog 
groups claim the changes are 
nothing more than a gloss 
coating to a product in need of 
repair. 
"The new SAT is repackaging," 
said Bob Schaeffer, director of 
the National Center few Fair and 
Open Testing (FairTest). "It's 
putting tail fins on the Edsel." 

One analysis by FairTest said 
that 71% of the verbal test and 
83% of the math test will remain 
essentially as is. 

In a recent publication, the 
College Board admitted that, 
"the new SAT and the current 
SAT have more similarities than 
differences." 

"Instead of dealing with the 
SAT's serious flaws — its biases, 
inaccuracy, coachability and 
irrelevance to sound college 
admissions practices — the 
College Board has decided to 
make minor changes and give it 
a new name," said Schaeffer. 

"Standardized tests have been 
used to exclu(k low-income and 



took the same courses as boys, 
the scores would balance. "Fact 
is, girls actually have higher 
grades, "Shropshire said. 

The test is more a reflection of 
the courses the student took 
throughout high school than a 
reflection of any innate ability, 
said Shropshire. Large suburban 
schools that have a large number 
of honors and advanced 
placement courses to offer, will 



have students with a better 
background to take the test. 
Rural and urban schools that 
cannot offer those courses to 
their students will fare worse on 
the test, he said. 

But, said Shropshire, "It's all 
tied to the curriculum. The new 
set-up most likely will not 
change that. If [students] don't 
have the background, they won't 
do any better on the new [test] 
than the old." 

The College board agrees. 
"The trustees (of the College 
Board) wished to correct the 
impression among some people 
that the SAT measures 
something innate and 
impervious to change regardless 
of effort or instruction," said 
Donald M. Stewart, president of 
the College Board. "We wanted 
to emphasize more clearly that 
the SAT measures verbal and 
mathematical skills that are 
developed over time both in and 
out of school." 

According to 1993 statistics 
from the College Board, 
suburban high school mean SAT 
scores topped rural schools by 62 
poinis and urban schools by 59 
points. 32% of all SAT takers 
come from suburban high 
schools, 12% from rural schools 
and 23% from urban schools. 

What this means, Shropshire 
said, is that generally suburban 



Continued on Page 3 

Two thefts reported in Clarion 



The Clarion Borough Police 
are investigating a burglary at 
High Gear Bike Shop, 34 South 
5th Avenue in Clarion. 
According to a police report, the 
burglary occurred in the early 
morning hours on Sunday. The 
burglars gained access through a 
second story construction area. 3 
Cannondale bicycles, numerous 
Oakley sunglasses, clothing, 
boots, tents and back packs were 
taken. The value of the stolen 



items is estimated at $6,690.36. 

Also, the Clarion borough 
Police are investigating a theft 
from a wallet lost in the Dollar 
General Store at 609 Main 
Street. Shirley Clever of 
Marienville lost her wallet at 
1 1:20 a.m. on Tuesday. 
When she found the wallet 20 
minutes later, $60 in cash had 
been removed from the wallet. 
At the time, the store was 
crowded. 



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lireiiidel and Stecklair lead way 



Cross Country squad making great strides 



hy Ihn Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Capiains Mcg;ui Stecklair and 
Riiss Biciiulcl have led llic 
Clarion University cross-country 
team to three impressive 
pcrlorniances in 19^)3. and 
minors ot a trip to Massachusetts 
and an appearance at Reeionals 



are siltini: around the clubhouse, 
lor Clarion to advance to 
Kenionals, the l-ai:les must linish 
in the top live out ot all PSAC 
schools. 

"This is the best girl's team 
we've had at Clarion in a long 
time." stated Stecklair, "We have 
great team unity and are working 
on all runniui: toi:eiher." 



Stecklair is joined by returners 
Lisa CirilTo, Jen (ileason, Jen 
Dansberger. Lynn Baluh and 
Brandee Payne, and by 
newcomers Lisa Benlock and 
Kiua Sehwoi/er who add a lot of 
depth and ability to the team 
according to Sleckhiir, 

On Saturday, the l:agles 
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with Stecklair coming in .37th. 

The men were led by Chad 
Briiius who iini.shcd .'^Ist out of 
130 and Scott Reffner who was 
the .'^3rd to cro.ss the end line. 

The women tinished 8th and 
the men placed 11th out ot 



twelve schools. 

The Ciolden liagles will next 
be in action Saturday. September 
2.'> at Cicneva College. Ihe 
l-agles will host the Alumni meet 
on October 9. 

The 1*SAC championships ju-e 
scheduled for October 30 at 
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JLiSligiyil^ 

News 



«fi 



Sexual Assault 

What it is, what to do. . . pg. 5 



t Lifestyles 

History of ALF 

'The annual event spans four 
decades pg. 11 



Sports 



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Big Win 

Eagles steal one from West- 
minister. pg- 19 



I Clarion's 

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Thursday: 

iFriday: 

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Monday: 

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High: 62 
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Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 * 

TV Guide Pg- 10 S 

Lifestyle pg- H 8 

ALF events schedule. . pg. 14 

Entertainment Pg- 16 

SpcMts pg 19 

Classifieds pg. 23^ 




Do SAT scores accurately predict 
collegiate academic success? 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



The Scholastic Aptitude Test 
has been officially renamed the 
Scholastic Assessment Test, 
beginning this year, and has 
undergone otJher changes in form 
and content. 

But are the name change and 
the related testing changes 
significant, or are they really just 
semantics? So far, the verdict is 
still out. 

"The new name for the SAT 
sends a clear message to this 
[nation's] diverse group of 
students that the test is 
measuring their knowledge and 
skills, not something innate," 
said Dolores Cross, president of 
Chicago State University and a 
Uaistee of the College Board. 

The first use of the new SAT 
will take place on March 19, 

"The new SAT 
is repackaging. 
It's putting tail 
Ins on the 
Edsel. " 



fi^ 



1994, and the initial version of 
the PS AT, the shorter version 
given to high school juniors and 
sophomores, will be 
administered on Oct. 12 and 16, 
1993. 

The revised test will place 
more emphasis upon reading and 
writing skills and require 
students to answer open-ended 
math questions. 

According to the College 
Board, scores on the new test 
should be similar to those from 
the old lest. 

"It's hard to say what [the new 
test] will mean," said John 
Shropshire, director of 
admissions for Clarion 
University. "The next couple of 



years will be big question 
marks." 

"In time, high schools and 
colleges will adjust," said 
Shropshire. "It's hard to say 
what colleges or Clarion 
University will do until we have 
a test run." 

Some civil rights and 



minority group girls and boys 
from educafional opportunities," 
said Dr. Beverly Cole, education 
director for the NAACP 

The old test is bia.sed, said 
Shropshire, in diat it is skewed 
toward the math and sciences, in 
which a higher percentage of 
boys enroll than girls. If girls 




V M 
White 



V M 
Asian- Am. 



Souroa: Cwitar lor Filr and Opwi TMllng 



Standardized testing watchdog 
groups claim the changes are 
nothing more than a gloss 
coating to a product in need of 
repair. 
"The new SAT is repackaging," 
said Bob Schaeffer, director of 
the National Center for Fa«r and 
Open Testing (FairTest). "It's 
putting tail fins on the Edsel." 

One analysis by FairTest said 
that 71^f of die verbal test and 
83% of the math test will remain 
essentially as is. 

In a recent publication, the 
College Board admitted that, 
"the new SAT and the current 
SAT have more similarities than 
differences." 

"Instead of dealing widi the 
SAT's serious flaws — its biases, 
inaccuracy, coachability and 
irrelevance to sound college 
admissions practices — the 
College Board has decided to 
make minor changes and give it 
a new name," said Schaeffer. 

"Standardized tests have been 
used to exclude low-income and 



V M V M V M 

AJrican-Am Mexican-Am Native-Am 



National Student News S«rvtc« 

took the same courses as boys, 
the scores would balance. "Fact 
is, girls actually have higher 
grades, "Shropshire said. 

The lest is more a reflecdon of 
the courses the student took 
throughout high school than a 
reflection of any innate ability, 
said Shropshire. Large suburban 
schools diat have a large number 
of honors and advanced 
placement courses to offer, will 



have students with a better 
background to take the lest. 
Rural and urban schools that 
cannot offer those courses to 
dieir students will tare wor.sc on 
die lest, he said. 

But, .said Shropshire, "It's id! 
tied to die curriculum. Ihe new 
set-up most likely will not 
change that. If Istudents] don't 
have the background, they won't 
do any better on the new [tesi] 
dian die old." 

The College board agrees. 
"The trustees (of the College 
Board) wished to correct the 
impression among some people 
that the SAT measures 
something innate and 
impervious to change regardless 
of effort or instruction," said 
Donald M. Stewart, president of 
die College Bojird. "We wanted 
to emphasize more clearly that 
the SAT measures verbal and 
mathematical skills that are 
developed over time bodi in and 
out of .school." 

According to 1993 statistics 
from the College Board, 
suburbiin high school mean SAT 
scores topped rural .schtxils by 62 
poinis and urban schools by 59 
points. 32% of all SAT takers 
come from suburban high 
sch'Ools, \l^c from rural schcxils 
and 23% from urban sch(X)ls. 

What this means, Shropshire 
said, is Uial generally suburban 



Continued on Page 3 

Two thefts reported in Clarion 



The Clarion Borough Police 
are investigating a burglary at 
High Geju- Bike Shop, 34 South 
5th Avenue in Clarion. 
According to a police report, die 
burglary occurred in the early 
morning hours on Sunday. The 
burglars gained access through a 
second story consU"uction area. 3 
Cannondide bicycles, numerous 
Oakley sunglasses, clothing, 
b(x)is, tents and back packs were 
taken. The value of the stolen 



items is esUmated at $6,690.36. 

Also, the Clarion borough 
Police are investigating a Ihefl 
from a wallet lost in the Dollar 
General Store at 609 Main 
Street. Shirley Clever of 
Marienville lost her wallet at 
1 1:20 a.m. on Tuesday. 
When she found die wallet 20 
minutes later, S60 in cash had 
been removed from the wallet. 
At the lime, the store was 
crowded. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
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Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chjef 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

News Editor 

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Lifestyle Editor 

Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 
Ray Henderson 
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Ad Design 
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Advertising Manager 
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& Interim 

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RINGGGGG. ....RINGGGGG.... 

"Hello" 

"Mister Sherman?" 

"Yes." 

"Hello, Mister Sherman, this is 
John Fleecem, of Fleecem and 
Skiptown Publishers. We were 
just looking over your 
manuscript for a new printing of 
'Little Red Riding Hood' and we 
need to clear up a few things 
here and there. You know, a 
couple of minor changes." 

"Well thanks Mister Fleecem, I 
wrote out the story because I 
couldn't find a version of it at 
the bookstore. I wanted a copy 
for my niece. I thought there 
might be other people out there 
who would be interest-" 

"That's great Rodney. May I 
call you Rodney? Great. There's 
just a few problems we should 
fix. You know, to make it... 
Acceptable under today's 
standards." 

"You mean politically 
correct?" 

"You're a heterosexual white 
male aren't you, Mister 
Sherman? We can tell by your 
bias and unsensitive manuscript. 
But look, we just want to make 
the story something that won't 
offend anyone. We'll touch it up 
and then run it past the new 
liberal NEA board and Hillary 
and Bill's social engineering 
conmiission and then get back to 
you." 

"I don't know, I kind of like 
the story the way-" 

"It's just a few minor word 
choices Mister Sherman, of 
course we will have to give the 
little girl a name. To judge and 
nick-name a person because of 
the clothes they wear could give 
the kid a complex. We don't 
need the child psychiatrists on 
our backs. How about Jen?" 



Rodney Sherman 

"Jen?" 

"Yeah it's a very popular name 
right now in schools. Half the 
young girls in America are 
named Jen." 

"IkindofUke-" 
"Great, now Rodney, may I 
call you Rodney? Great. Now 
you have Jen being sent to her 
grandmother's house by her 
mother. We'll have to fix that. 
Jen's mother really should be a 
new age working, oops, I mean 
new age career woman. We'll 
have Jen slip away from her 
government provided day care 
worker." 

(Cont. on page 4) 



There is an ever-increasing 
phenomenon plaguing college 
students today. It is the [M'oblem 
of Common Sense Deprivation 
Disorder(CSDD). CSDD is the 
inability to take learned 
knowledge and apply it to real 
life situations. 

This university is comprised of 
close to 6,000 highly 
knowledgeable students. The 
problem, however, is that few 
have the common sensical ability 
to use their learnings outside of 
the classroom. Knowledge is 
gained through the learning of 
facts, theories, and 

introspection — among other 
ways (ask someone in the 
Philosophy or Psychology 
departments). 

The lack of common sense is 
what gives students a bad name. 
Conmion sense is the application 
of the above knowledge to daily 
occurances such as woridng at a 
job, making decisions, shopping, 
dining, and conversing with 
others. Much of the common 
sense wisdom that we need is 
gained at home from birth until 
high school graduation, but it is 
seemingly lost after the first 
semester away at college. 

The following are examples of 
CSDD: 

1 . Groups of 4 or 5 people 
congregating in front of a 
doorway into a building — just 



chatting. 

2. In fast food restaurants, 
persons c(xne right to the counter 
and take five minutes to decide 
what they want while a line of 
ten people wait behind them. 

3. After listening and taking 
notes for 45 minutes, a student 
asks, "Is this going to be on the 
test?" 

The above situations are very 
trivial and simplistic. There are 
definitely more serious ones. I 
do not know the reasons for 
CSDD, perhaps the results of 
being alone for the first time, but 
I do think college could be used 
to better prepare students. 

Courses could be offered such 
as "Life Applications" to set up 
scenarios for the students to 
solve the best outcome. Some 
instructors do give us some help 
in applying knowledge through 
essay questions and group 
exercises, but these only work 
for the field in which we are 
entering. 

I am certainly not one to talk 
when it comes to common sense, 
I have made my share of 
mistakes--my college career 
would probaly have been about 
three years shorter otherwise— 
but I have learned from them and 
hopefully grown along with the 
learning process. 

Have an enjoyable week ahead 
and use your heads. 



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Are the SATs. . . 



(cont. from pg. 1) 



schools can afford to offer the 
advanced courses that promote 
better scores on the test. Rural 
and urban schools often are not 
able to pn-ovide the same variety 
in courses. 

According to the College 
Board, SAT scores were lower 
than the national average in 
urban and rural areas "where the 
percentages of students with 20 
or more year-long academic 
courses were smaller than the 
percentage in suburban areas." 
In the same areas, the scores of 
students with the same amount 
of academic courses were 
comparable to those in suburban 
areas. 

"In general, the higher the 
percentage of students taking the 
test, the lower the average 
scores," said a statement about 



cautions on the use of aggregated 
SAT scores by the College 
Board. 

In states where a very small 
percentage of high school 
seniors take the test, generally 
only the students with strong 
academic backgrounds intending 
to enter selective colleges or 
scholarship programs take the 
test, thereby elevating the 
average score. 

"The scores continue to mirror 
the socioeconimic split between 
the well-educated of all races 
and the rest of society," Stewart 
said. 

Current high school students, 
though, may take the test more 
as a matter of ritual than for any 
benefit they feel they can glean 
from its content. 

"I figure I have to take 



them," said junior Erin Weiland, 
at Butler Senior High School in 
BuUer, PA. 

"1 don't like [the SAT]. There is 
too much emphasis on one test," 
said Jennifer Vaughn, a senior 
also at Butler Senior High 
School. "I don't see how 
colleges can base your whole 
career on how you do one 
morning." 

Senior Patrick Blaine of 
Slippery Rock High School, 
Slippery Rock, PA, said, "I don't 
think there's too much 
[emphasis] placed on it. There 
could be less, but it's just about 
right." 

"The SAT helps to measure 
intelligence," said Senior Adam 
Ketler, of Grove City High 
School, Grove City, PA. "[But] 
even then it's not great. It'll 



show someone who's a complete 
idiot, [but] you don't take just 
one big test to get through 
college." 

The SAT is only one of several 
components the admissions 
department considers when 
admitting a student, said 
Shropshire. Also considered are 
class rank, grade point average, 
profile of the high school and 
recommendations. 

"The SAT is such a barometer. 
It gets so much publicity that 
people think it's such a great 
forecaster," sakl Shropshire. "It's 
not a test that tests your ability to 
do college work. It never tested 
motivation." 

At present, there are more than 
100 college and universities in 
the U.S. that do not require 
admissions tests, including the 



California Stale Universities and 
Harvard Business School. 
"There is an overemphasis on the 
SATs in many areas," said Janet 
A. Lavin, associate director of 
admissions at Bowdoin College, 
which made the SAT optional in 
1989. 

Research at the University of 
Pennsylvania called aptitud^ 
tests "redundant when gooci 
measures of past performance 
are available," citing that high 
school grades and achievement 
test scores were the best 
predictors of college grades. 

Shropshire does not predict 
that Clarion will drop the SAT 
from its admissions criteria. 

The National Student News 
Service also contributed to this 
report. 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



Page 5 



Hide Park 

(cont.frompg. 2) 



"I don't know Mister Heecem, 
couldn't she be sent by her 
father? I could see my way to 
write him in as a house- 
husband." 

"No, that's no good. Mister 
Sherman, everyone knows that 
men are deadbeats now-days, 
we'll write him in as having 
skipped out on them. Or better 
yet, Jen's mother could have had 
her as a lifestyle choice, you 
know, like Murphy Brown. Yeah. 
That's it!" 

"Uh, well-" 

"Great, now Rodney, may I 
call you Rodney? Great, now the 
snacks that Jen is taking to 
Grandma, cookies, cakes, 
pudding, and pie. That won't 
work. Better fill that basket with 
rice cakes, nuts, and lowfat, high 
protein, low sodium, genuine 
artificial bran muffins. Maybe 
throw in a bottle of imported 
spring water. Have it all 
packaged in environmentally 
safe, re-cycled containers. No 
plastic stuff. And make sure the 
basket wasn't made in a third 
world country by exploited 
workers." 
"I guess I could-" 

"Great, now you have Little 
Red Riding Hood stopping to-" 
"You mean Jen." 

"Oh yeah, Jen. You have Jen 
stopping tc pick flowers for 
grandma, kill that idea, the 



nature conservationists would rip 
us apart. This part won't get 
past Al Gore. Have Jen BUY 
some flowers, maybe at a 
minority owned shop. And get 
some sun screen on the kid. 
vShe's outside in the sun, and we 
have that hole in the ozone layer 
debate." 

"Sun-screen?" 

"Great, now Mister Sherman, 
about this 'big, bad, wolf, you 
know out west we have that 
group, PAGWABR, you know. 
People Against Giving Wolfs A 
Bum Rap. They aren't going to 
like the way you portrayed the 
wolf 

"Why is the wolf bad? Because 
he has been repressed, 
suppressed, hunted, pushed off 
his land, and called nasty names. 
He is a victim, not a villain. 
Better find another animal to 
chase Jen." 

"A different animal? I don't-" 

"That's the spirit, how about a 
chicken? You know, a sweet 
little chicken who is exposed to 
illegally dumped toxic waste 
during the horrible 80s. That 
way it's not the chickens fault 
that he turned evil." 

"A mutant chicken?" 

"I knew you would love it. 
Now Rodney, it is Rodney isn't 
it, about grandma's house, it's 
great that you show grandma 
living independently and on her 



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own, but what is she doing at 
home all day? Let's get her out 
doing volunteer work or maybe 
teaching an aerobics class. 

"And one other correction, we 
better not refer to her as a kind 
'old' lady. Dump the 'old' and 
maybe say 'chronologically 
gifted'. And make sure the 
neighborhood is ethnically 
diversified." 

"Is that all? I mean you-" 

"Now that you mention it, it's 
this thing about the wolf... I 
mean chicken, wearing 
Grandmas clothes to fool Jen. 
That is going to upset the 
ASOCDWASOBPAKODTTS " 
"The ASOCDWASOBPAKQ. 
DTTS?" 

"Yeah, the American Society 
Of Cross Dressers Who Are Sick 
Of Being Portrayed As Kooks 
On Day Time Talk Shows. We 
don't need them picketing 
outside our bookstores. Cross 
dressers must be shown in a 
positive light now." 

"I see, maybe we should just 
forget-" 

"And about this lumber-jack 
coming to the rescue with an 
axe. Two big problems here 
buddy, can I call you buddy? 
Great, now about ,4hat 
lumberjack, he is a no-no. 
Lumber-jacks cut down trees and 
spotted owls live in trees. Of 
course cutting down trees leads 
to the greenhouse effect. Let's 
make a homeless man with a 
tender and loving heart, who is a 
victim of a cold and cruel 
capitalistic society. 

"Have to ditch the axe. We 
don't need trouble with the 
AMANP." 

"I'm afraid to ask." 
"Axe Murderers Against 
Negative Publicity." 

"I must have forgotten." 
"One more thing Rodney, I 
can call you Rodney right?, the 
closing line, 'And they lived 
happily ever after.' Has to go. 
No-one lives happily in America 
any more. Gloom and doom is 
the thing to dwell on now. 
Change it to 'They lived happily 
until the next Republican 
president?" 

"I don't know, I-" 

"Great, now we thought you 
could re-work the three little 
pigs " 

Rodney Sherman is a junior 
Communication major 



Dave Barry 

Gaining insights into Eur ope(m^ culture 

©The Miami Herald 



Recently, in an effort to gain 
insights into the European 
currency crisis, not to mention 
large quantities of weight, my 
family and I went to Italy. 

Our plan was to rent a car and 
drive around on winding, 
picturesque Italian roads. 
Because we are international 
travel sophisticates, we went in 
the middle of August, which is 
when the entire population of 
Italy, including statues, goes on 
vacation. It turns out that the 
No. 1 Italian vacation activity is 
to get in a car and drive around 
on winding, picturesque roads, at 
approximately the speed of light. 

When we picked up our car in 
Rome, I asked a man for 
directions; he told me to start by 
driving the wrong way up a one- 
way street. "Isn't that a one-way 
street?" I asked. "Yes," he said, 
shrugging. "But who reads the 
signs?" 

As far as I could tell, in 10 
days of driving around Italy, 
there is only one strict traffic 
regulation: You are NOT 
allowed to be behind another 
motorist. If somebody is in front 
of you, you MUST, by law, get 
past this person, even if you are 
on a winding, hiUside road the 
width of a strand of No. 8 
spaghetti, next to a humongous 
cliff Several times I was passed 
by drivers who, as far as I could 
tell, got past me by driving right 
off the cliffs edge, so that their 
cars were briefly hanging right 
out in space. 

We were on many small roads, 
because we stayed in some 
picturesque hill village built a 
thousand years ago by people 
who put massive stone walls 
around them to indicate that 
these villages were never 
intended for automobile traffic. 
But you have to try to drive in 
them anyway, to reach your 
hotel. To do this, you follow a 
series of arrows, apparently put 
up by prankster villagers, which 
lead you through a winding maze 
of streets, sometimes passing the 
same point four or five times 
before reaching the center of the 
town, where the pranksters laugh 
as you inch your car through 
streets so narrow that they make 
the winding, hillside road look 
like the New Jersey turnpike, 
with stone walls practically 
scraping your car on both- sides 
and even overhead, so that you 
appear to be driving inside 
ancient Roman air-conditioning 
ducts, clenching the wheel in 
terror, convinced that you're 



about to drive into somebody's 
living room. 

Once we reached the hotel, we 
did fine, thanks to my 
sophisticated international 
knowledge of Italian. I had 
memorized the Italian 
expressions for "I do not speak 
Italian," and "Do you speak 
English?" As a result, on two 
occasions, I sU"ode confidently up 
to the hotel desk person and stated, 
in crude Italian, "I do not speak 
English." 

Fortunately, the Italians are 
low on snoot, so we were ueated 
well despite comunicating like 
tourist versions of Tonto ("We 
stay in room with toilet, yes?"). 
We ate many wonderful meals in 
the Italian style, wherein they 
keep bringing you more courses, 
and when you finally stagger 
away from the table, they follow 
you to your room and stuff food 
into your mouth while you sleep. 

But of all our experiences, the 
one I remember most vividly 
was when we were in the 
Dolomite Alps, an area of 
historical importance and 
spectacular natural beauty, and I 
realized — as perhaps such 
visitors as Hannibal and 
Napoleon had realized before me 
-- that our passports were 
missing. So I reported this loss to ' ' 
the local police, who typed up 
and handed me a detailed 
document that I believe said, in 
Italian: "The people holding this 
document have no idea what it 
says, but it will certainly get them 
out of our hair. Thank you." 

In my sophistication, I actually 
believed that this document 
would be an adequate replace- 
meiit for our passports. You can 
imagine how comical this 
seemed to the authorities when 
we got to the Milan airport and 
attempted to leave Italy. So our 
plane took off without us, and 
we got to spend a whole extra 
day in Italy, rearranging our 
travel plans and trying to prove 
to the American Consulate that 
we were Americans and should 
be permitted to return home. 
During this process, I thought a lot 
about Sheik Omar Abdel-Rahman, 
whom our government cheerfully 
admitted despite the fact that he 
listed his occupation, on his visa 
application, as "Terrorist Loon." 

Not that I am bitter. Anyway, 
we eventually go home, bringing 
with us valuable insights into the 
European currency situation, the 
main one being that if you go over 
there, you should take a lot of it. 
Dave Barry is a syndicated 
columnist with the Miami Herald 



News 



News Special 



Sexual assault: What to do if it happens 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

With the increased awareness 
of sexual assault by Clarion 
University students, there is 
some confusion among students 
about the terms used in sexual 
assault cases and the procedures 
that take place after an assault 
occurs. 

Sexual assault is an act of 
violence. Victims need 
immediate help, both physically 
and emotionally. The trauma of 
rape is overwhelming and the 
systems that a victim must deal 
with after an attack can be 
intimidating. 

According to a new pamphlet 
being distributed by Public 
Safety, the first pricoity is to seek 
medical attention. A victim of 
sexual assualt could suffer 
ext^nal or internal injuries that 
require immediate attention. A 
medical examination could also 
provide important evidence of 
rape for p-osecution. 

Public Safety will assist a 
victim in getting to medical 
assistance. If Public Safety 
cannot transport a victim directly 
to the hospital, an ambulance can 
be called. The Rape Crisis 
Center (RCC, 226-RAPE, or hot 
line 911) also provides a trained 



staff to assist a victim . 

The goal of the Rape Crisis 
Center is to help all victims of 
rape understand the inner 
emotional reactions and the 
medical and legal systems that 
come into play once the crime 
has occurred. 

A medical examination is 
conducted at Clarion Hospital 
following a reported rape. If the 
victim wishes to keep the cation 
of prosecution open, the exam at 
the hospital ensures that legal 
evidence is obtained. This 
evidence would include human 
hair, evidence of seminal stains 
and other identifying markers. 

Follow-up care for disease, 
injury or pregnancy is available 
at the hospital. Counseling is 
recommended and available at 
Counseling Services, 148 Egbert 
Hall, 226-2255, or at the Rape 
Crisis Center, 226-Rape or 
STAR, 226-2720. 

The second thing to remember 
in the event of an assualt is NOT 
to bathe or douche. Although it 
might be the fu^t thing a victim 
wants to do, bathing or douching 
might destroy valuable evidence. 

Thirdly, save the clothing. It is 
alright to change clothes, but do 
not wash the clothes the victim 
was wearing. Again, valuable 
evidence might be destroyed. 




Help and counseling is available to rape victims at the Rape 
Main Street, near The Red Stallion. 



Place all items in a paper bag. 

Following these steps, report 
the incident to the PubUc Safety 
office. Public Safety does not 
determine if a crime has 
h^pened (x not, that decision is 
made later by the District 
Attorney's office. Victims of 
sexual assault must file charges 
as well as a report. The decision 



is the victiih's, but, according to 
the RCC, rapists are usually 
repeat offenders and police can 
only apprehend offenders when 
they know about the crime. 

Officers will be assigned to 
work with the victim, help the 
victim and apprehend the 
offender. All contact with the 
university officers will be 



Christin Mihon / Clarion Call 
Crisis Center located at 301 

confidential. 

The necessity for prompt 
reporting cannot be 
overemphasized. If an attacker 
rapes you, notify Public Safety 
immediately. 

The new pamphlet comes with 
a detachable wallet sized card 
with a condensed version of the 
above tips. 



What are the legal definitions of sexual crimes? 



by Rodney L. Sherman 

News Editor 

What is rape? Statutory rape? 
Definitions of sexual assault 
terms are often confused and 
misunderstood. Listed are some 
terms and their meanings 
according to the Pennsylvania 
Crimes Code. 

Rape: A person commits a 
felony of the first degree when 
he engages in sexual intercourse 
with another person not his 
spouse: 

(1) by forcible compulsicMi; 

(2) by threat of forcible 
compulsion that would prevent 
resistance by a person of 
reasonable resolution; 

(3) who is unconscious; or 

(4) who is mentally deranged 
or deficient that such person is 
incapable of consent. 



Statutory rape: A person who 
is 18 years of age or older 
commits statutory rape, a felony 
of the second degree, when he 
engages in sexual intercourse 
with another person not his 
spouse who is less than 14 years 
of age. 

Involuntary deviate sexual 
intercourse: A person commits 
a felony of the ftfst degree when 
he engages in deviate sexual 
intercourse with another person: 
(1) by forcible compulsion; 

(2) by threat of forcible 
compulsion that would prevent 
resistance by a person of 
reasonable resolution; 

(3) who is unconscious; 

(4) who is so mentally deranged 
or deficient that such person is 
incapable of consent; cm- 

(5) who is less than 16 years of 



age. 
Aggravated indecent assault: 

A person commits a felony of 
the second degree when he 
engages in penetration, however 
slight, of the genitals or anus of 
another with a part of the actor's 
txxly for any purpose other than 
good faith medical, hygienic or 
law enforcement procedures if: 

(1) he does so without the 
consent of the other person; 

(2) he knows that the other 
person suffers from a mental 
disease or defect which renders 
him or her incapable of 
appraising the nature of his or 
her conduct; 

(3) he knows that the other 
person is unaware that the 
indecent contact is being 
committed; 

(4) he has substantially 



impaired the other person's 
power to appraise or control his 
or her conduct by administering 
or employing without the 
knowledge of the other, drugs, 
intoxicants or other means for 
the purpose of preventing 
resistance; 

(5) the other person is in 
custody of law or detained in a 
hospital or odier institution and 
the actor has supervisory or 
disciplinary authority over him 
or her; or 

(6) he is over 18 years of age 
and the other person is under 14 
years of age. 

Indecent assault: (The 
conditions for this charge are the 
same as the conditions for 
aggravated indecent assault with 
the offense being described as): 
A person who has indecent 



contact with another not his 
spouse, or causes such odier to 
have indecent contact with him. 
This crime is a second degree 
misdemeanor unless the victim is 
under 14 years of age, in which 
case it is a first degree 
misdemeanor. 

Indecent exposure: A person 
commits a misdemeanor of the 
second degree if, for die purpose 
of arousing or gratifying sexual 
desire of himself or of any 
person other than his spouse, he 
exposes his genitals under 
circumstances in which he 
knows his conduct is likely to 
cause affront or alarm. 

The Pennsylvania Crimes 
Code also contains definitions of 
spousal sexual assault which 
differ slightly in wording and 
legal intent. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



News Feature 



A career in your chosen field? Maybe and maybe not 



by Christy Williams 
News Writer 



This year the Department of 
Labor estimates there will be 
4,300 new jobs for 
psychologists, while colleges 
will award 58,430 bachelor's 
degrees in Psychology. 

A total of 224,000 
Communication majors are 
expected to graduate in 1994. All 
of the daily newspapers in the 
country combined are expected 
to hire a total of 4,600 reporters 
this year. Radio and television 
stations may hire a total of 1,500 
announcers; most of them at 
local radio stations. 

Nonpublishing organizations 
will need 3,000 technical writers 
and 15,400 public relations 
workers. Eiven if new graduates 
could get all these jobs, over 
199,500 of them would have to 
find another means of 
employment. 

Sociology has become a 
favorite major for some students. 
Male sociologists from the 
University of Wisconsin reported 
as gainfully employed a year 
after graduation included a legal 
secretary, sports editor. Peace 
Corps worker, truck unloader, 
and a stockboy. No sociologist. 
The highest paid worker of the 
group worked at the Post Office. 
Schools of Architecture are 
expected to turn out twice as 
many graduates than are needed. 
The only profession that seems 




Clarion Call photos 
Clarion University's student body is as diverse as the careers they have chosen to pursue. Department of Labor figures 
may paint a dark picture though. Students are graduating at a far greater pace than the job market is able to absorb them. 



to be exceeding the number of 
graduates, at present, is 
engineering. With the many 
different types of engineering 
offered at colleges this, however, 
is hard to judge. Whatever 
college graduates want to do, 
ultimately, they are going to do 
what there is to do. 

During the next few years, 
according to the Department of 
Labor, the biggest demand will 
be for stenographers, seaetaries, 
retail clerks, sales workers. 




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College graduates are selling 
shoes and delivering pizzas^. 
Young people have-been told^ 
they have to go t6 college 
because our economy at present 
can't absorb an army of 
untrained eighteen year-olds. 

Disillusioned graduates are 
realizing that the economy can 
no longer absorb an army of 
trained twenty-two year-olds 
either. This is not to mention the 
growing number of returning 
adult students who hope that an 
education will secure their 
financial future. 

A college degree is a good 
way for an employer to screen 
candidates for employment. An 
employer may figure it will be 
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who have gotten through four or 
more years of college. 

This, in the words of Harvard's 
Christopher Jenkins, is "a hell of 
an expensive aptitude test." 

When students on Clarion 
campus were asked why they 
came to coUge, the answers were 
as varied as the students 
themselves: 

• Lisa Daniels ? 
Freshman Biology major 
"Because I want to make 
something out of my life. Also, I 
wanted to get out of the small 
town I lived in." 

•Melodi Dess 

Sophmore Psychology major 

"You can't make a decent living 

without a college education" 

•Carla Veronosi 

Freshman Speech Pathology 

major 

"I want to get a good job and 

make a lot of moiiey." 

• Ric Frederick 
Senior Theatre major 

"I'll do anything to delay the real 
world." 

• Maureen Mackintosh 
Senior Communications major 



"To save the world." 

• Brenda White 

Sophmore Secondary Education 

English majcx* 

"To Party." j 

• Mike Holquist 

Junior Speech Communications 

Theatre major 

"Without a college degree I'll be 

working at Subway for the rest 

of my life." 

•Liza Dexter 

Freshman undecided major 

"My mom made me go to 

college, I guess." 

• Pete O'Rourke 

Sophmore Speech Pathology 
major 

"To gain a greater self 

independence." 

•Scott Calderwood 

Senior Conmiunications major 

"To find a better job." 

•Susan Slat 

Senior Conmiunications and Art 

major 

"To get an education." 

And finally: 
•Scott Campbell 
Sophmore Economics 
"To become intelligent." 







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. f 1 u »• Corps, although the Clinton plan 

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Censorship awards given 



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courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Winners of the 1.99^ Arts 
Censors of the Year kwards, a 
dubious honor bestowed by the 
American Civil Liberties Union 
on those who show "an 
exceptional disregard for the 
First Amendment," were recently 
announced in New YotIc. 

The names of the organizations 
and individuals were released 
during Banned Books Week, 
which was celebrated the last 
week in September. "This year's 
art censors span the political 



spectrum but share an 
intolerance for expressimi they 
consider offensive," re^s the 
literature on the cdntest. .^"^'^ 

"A number of this year's 
censors are public officials or 
elected boards that have used the 
weight and authority of their 
offices to wage campaigns 
against artists, authors, students 
and musicians over the past 
year," said Marjorie Heins, 
director of the ACLU's National 
Arts Censorship Project. 

U.S. Sen. Jesse Helms, R-N.C, 
a shoo-in for the prize according 



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What to expect: Cold readings from the script 
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Clarion Kiwanis Scholarship Available 

The Clarion Kiwanis club will be awarding a $250.00 
scholarship to an upperclass Clarion County student 
attending Clarion University with a grade point of at least 
3.0. The scholarship will be awarded for the Spring 
semester. The scholarship is a non-refundable one time 
award. Applications are available at the Financial Aid 
Office; Egbert Hall; and need to be returned no later than 
Oct. 29, 1993, to: 

Clarion Kiwanis Club 
ATTN: Cathy Schrecengost 
' Box 43 
Clarion, PA 16214 



to officials, was the only 
individual to win other than 
Nfeyor TeiaFndcc^ Anchorage, 
Alaska who, according to the 
ACLU, "used his power to 
crusade against the arts in 
Anchorage by attacking works 
that violated his political 
ideology and trying to force 
content restrictions on arts 
funding." 

Helms, a foe of the National 
Endowment of the Arts," has 
been charged by the ACLU as a 
"symbol of the far right's 
campaign to limit personal 
freedoTis in the name of 
imposing a single moral standard 
on Americans." 

The Federal Communications 
Commission, whicb the ACLU 
claims attempted to silence radio 
personality Howard Stem and a 
school district that confiscated 
books and another that halted 
production of a student mural on 
the First Amendment were 
among the government bodies 
named by the ACLU. 

"Censorship takes many forms 
and guises," said Heins. "The 
people and groups we've named 
share an impulse to stifle those 
they disagree with." 



tast weekl «rllele Idcusinj^ on Dr. Isell Knrass* research on bingo and older 
adults omitted the names of Jenny Heeter ^uid Christen Grunenwald. Both have 
made contributions in the study. Jill FomeUi's name was misspelled due to a 
typing error and the correct telephone number for Dr. Krauss' office is 226-1991, 
with the correct telephone number for the Psychology Department being 226- 
2295. The proper estin^te of bingo players in the y^ 



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Yeltsin maintains his grip on power 



courtesy of 
Associated Press 



International 

Yeltsin rules out compromise 

President Boris Yeltsin ruled 
out any compromise Monday 
with hard-line lawmakers who 
remained barricaded in 
parliament with dwindling 
support and no electricity, hot 
water or telephones. 

Yeltsin's tough stand and 
constant pressure from hundreds 
of flak-jacketed riot police 
appeared to be eroding the will 
of his opponents, who were 
weakened by deflections and 
miserable conditions inside the 
Russian White House. 

Speaking confidently on 
national TV, Yeltsin rejected 
proposals for simultaneous 
presidential and parliamentary 
elections. 



Shevardnadze in hiding 

Abkhazian seperatists captured 
Sukhumi on Monday after 12 
days of bitter combat, forcing 
Georgian leader Eduard 
Sheverdnadze to flee the 
devastated city he had vowed to 
defend. 

Abkhazian forces fought their 
way to the center of the city and 
raised their flag over City Hall, 
Shevardnadze said in a message 
to his office in Tbilisi, the 
Georgian capital. 

Smallest ocean boat 

A retired airline pilot stepped 
ashore Monday after reclaiming 
the record for a trans-Atlantic 
crossing in the smallest boat 

Hugo Vihlen, 61, of 
Homestead Fla., made the 
crossing in a boat five feet four 
inches long in 104 days. 



National 

U.S. POW's were shipped to 
U.S.S.R. 

A U.S. report on American 
servicemen missing in the 
Korean War sketches a chilling 
picture of American airmen 
being hunted by Soviet 
intelligence teams and shipped 
off to labor camps. 

The report, which was 
provided to Russian officials at a 
recent meeting in Moscow, 
alleges that several hundred 
American POW's were secretly 
taken into the Soviet Union in 
the 1950's and never returned. 

Moscow has always denied 
such charges, although it has 
said some U.S. aviators on non- 
Korean War missions were 
captured. The Soviets claimed 
the flights were spy missions 
and fired oa the planes. 




courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Enrollments up 

The number of students 
enrolled in public and private 
institutions is expected to reach a 
new high of 15 million this fall, 
Secretary of Education Richard 
Riley said in the annual "Back to 
School" forecast. 

The number of earned degrees 
that will be awarded this 
academic year is also expected to 
set records. According to 
Department of Education 
estimates, 504,000 associate 
degrees will be awarded; 1.1 
million bachelor's degrees will 
be awarded; 378,000 master's 
degrees; 41,000 doctorates; and 
75,000 professional degrees in 
medicine, theology and law. 

It is estimated that colleges and 
universities will spend about 
$198.1 billion in 1993-94, up 
three percent since 1992. 

Average spending per full-time 
student is forecast to reach 
$15,900, up 23 percent since 
1983-84. Public college 
spending averages $13,400 per 
student; for private colleges, 
spending averages $24,000. 



Mandela nominated for 
honorary degree 

African National Congress 
founder Nelson Mandela may be 
offered an honorary degree by 
the University of Florida in 
Gainesville for his work in 
hjrnnn rights in South Africa. 

There are some behind-the- 
scenes discussion on the matter, 
said Peter Schmidt, director of 
the Center for African Studies at 
UP. 

"It's in delicate negotiations 
right now. We haven't heard 
yet," Schmidt said. A formal 
invitation will be sent to 
Mandela if he is interested in 
accepting. Mandela was 
nominated by Schmidt and 
Professor Carlton Davis. 



Fraternity evicted from house 

A University of Arizona 
fraternity was evicted from its 
chapter house because the 
building was so badly U^hed it 
was uninhabitable, the Arizona 
Daily Wildcat reported in 
September. 

The Theta Delta Chi fraternity 
was charged with criminal 
damages in an amount of more 
than $250,000, plus $18,000 in 
unpaid bills. Under the chapter's 
lease agreement, the fraternity 
was responsible for maintaining 
the house. 

Investigators discovered 
excrement on the floors, fire 
extinguishers that had been 
discharged and noted that the 
roof needed replaced. 




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Ofticers sprung from jail 

Officer Laurence Powell had 
already spent his first night in 
prison for the beating of Rodney 
King and Sgt. Stacey Koon was 
just surrendering, when a judge 
suddenly allowed them to go free 
Monday. 

U.S. District Judge John G. 
Davies gave Powell and Koon 
about two weeks to appeal to the 
U.S. Supreme Court, setting Oct. 
12 as the new date for them to 
start serving their two and a half 
year prison terms. 

Both men faced a deadline of 
noon Monday for checking into 
the Dublin Federal Prison Camp, 
a converted military barricks 
without bars or fences 40 miles 
east of San Francisco. 

Powell surrendered at the 
prison Sunday afternoon. Koon 
arrived around the time Davies 
issued his rulings, and hadn't yet 
been processed. 

Attorney William Kopney, 
representing the two, said he 
would file an emergency request 
Tuesday with U.S. Supreme 
Court JustiQe San^ra^ Day 
O'Connor, asking that the men be 
allowed to remain free on bail 
while they appeal their 
convictions and sentences. A 
decision is expected soon. 



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Woman admits killing baby 

A Wheeling Jesuit College 
student pleaded guilty to 
voluntary manslaughter Monday 
in the deaUi of her newborn. 

Ohio County Circuit Judge 
George Spillers allowed Suzanne 
Fenton to remain free on 
$220,000 bond for two years, 
after which she may change her 
plea to involuntary manslaughter 
and then serve three years of 
probation. 

If Fenton violates her bond or 
probation, she could be 
sentenced to up to five years in 
prison for voluntary 
manslaughter or up to one year 
for involuntary manslaughter, 
Prosecutor Melvin Kahle said. 

Psychologists for both sides 
testified on Fenton's behalf. 

Postal rate break agreed on 

Newspapers and nonprofit 
organizations will pay higher 
mail rates under a congressional 
compromise, but not as soon or 
as much as many had feared. 

iHouae^d Senate Conferees 
reached preliminary agreement 
on a bill that will let the 
nonprofit groups send out 
catalogs at discount rates this 
Christmas season. 



SAFE to form classes 

stop Abuse For Everyone, Inc. (SAFE), Clarion 
County's domestic violence agency, is seeking sincere 
adults to become members of the volunteer staff. The 
training program will include instruction in crisis 
intervention and communication/listening skills. 

'n-aining will begin October 5. Sessions will meet on 
Tuesday and Thursday evenings, there will be one 
Saturday morning session as well, and sessions will 
conclude November 10. Interested individuals should 
call 226-8481 for more information. 



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'flaivA/erve"(1991)"R" 



Very Very Nick at NHe 



Hidden [Hidden 1 Unsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING OCTOBER 3. 1993 



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4:30 I STOO 



5:30 



«*• 



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**V2 "Money on the S/de "(1982) Karen Valentine. 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



••• "Doc HQ//twootf""(1991) Mk:hael J. Fox. 'PG-13' q 



Newsq 



ALF q I*** "The Great Santini" (1979, Drama) Robert Duvail 



ABC News 



NBC News 



NFL Football: Philadelphia Eagles at New York Jets. From Giants Stedium. (Uve) q 



NFL Football: Philadelphia Eagles at New York Jets. From Giants Stadium. (Uve) q 



*** "Agnes o^Gotf" (1985, Drama) Jane Fonda. 



**'/; "Gung Ho"" (1986, Comedy) Michael Keaton 



Ster Trek: Deep Space 9 



Newsq 



Short Sub. 



NASCAR 



•*• 



Warkxk' (1959, Western) Richard Widmark. 



Senior PQA QoW: Vantage Champtonship - Final Round 



(3:00) "No HokJs Barred" [Ninja Turtles [Ninja Turttes 



** ■Pont Tell Mom ffw Babysitters Dead" (1991) q 



•*• 



WarGames" (1983) Matthew Broderick. PG' 



Can't on TV lArcade 



iDouMe Dare IFreahmen 



**V2 "The Good Fight"' (1992, Drama) Christine Lahtl. 



Ninja Turttes 



NBC News 



Videos 



Am. Funniest 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



Brisco County, Jr. 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



8:00 I 8:30 



**% "Traces o/f?ed "(1992 



James Belushi. 'R' q 



Lois > Clark-Superman 



Seaquest DSV "Games" q 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Martin q [UvSigSingte 



Seaqyst DSV "Games' q 



**'/^ •Internationa Velvet" (Wi, Drama) Tatum O'Neal. 'PG' 



Roast Vitete 



Ninja Turttes 



NFL 



TBaseboM Tonight 



**V^ "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (1990. Adventure) 



Ready or Not 



Rocko's Lite 



Chris Cross 



Legends 



9:00 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



**V2 "Innocent BkKd" (\^2, Horror) Anne Parillaud. R' 



'Empty Cradte" (1993. Drama) Kate Jackson, q 



Trouble Shooters: Trapped Beneath the Earth" (1993) q 



"River of Rage: The Taking of Maggie Keene" (1993) q 



River of Rage: The Taking of Maggie Keene" (1993) q 



Married.. 



Dearest 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



"Trouble Shooters: Trapped Beneath ffie Earth" (1993) q 



*** 



"G/K?stf»jstefs"'(1984, Comedy) Bill Murray. PG" 



Auto Racing: IndyCar - Monterey Grand Prix 



Case Ctosed (R) q 



** "Iron Eagle" (1986) Louis Gossett Jr.. 'PG-13' q [*** "Pate Rk)er" (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood. R' q 



*•• 



"City S//dcefS "(1991) Billy Crystel. 'PG-13 



You Afraid? I Roundhouse 



*• "'7?ie Rape of Dr. Willis" (1991, Drama) Jadyn Smith. 



Nick NewsjMork 



SHkStaikings (In Stereo) q 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Paid Prog. 



Newsq 



Cheeroq 



Cheersq 



Siskel 



Day In Country Music 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 



12:00 



'To Protect" 



Dear John q 



Night Court 



Murphy B. 



FYlPItt 



Suspect 



♦*'/^ "For the Love of Mike" (1960) 



Sportscenter 



S«k Stelkhws "Lady Luck" 



**V2 "Heartbreak flK^o "(1986) Clint Eashwood. R' q 



Love Matters" (1993) Griffin Dunne. 
Lucy Show [Van Dyke IM.T. Mooro 



•••V^ "'A Cry in the Dark" (1988, Drama) Meryl Streep, Sam Neill. 



Comedy Chib AH-Stars VI 



Bob Newhart I Dragnet 



China Beach 



NFL 



Hollywood 



"Hostage" Q 



Psycho IV: The Beginning" 



A. Hitchcock [Superman 



Unsolved Mysteries 



MONDAY EVENING OCTOBER 4. 1993 



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5:30 



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(3:15) ***'/; "The Right Stuff" (1983, Drania) Sam Shepard. 'PG' q 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfroy q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Copsq 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(2:30) "International Velvet" 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



(2:30) 



Dwam Lg. 



Pyramid 



Newsq 



Coach q 



News 



Qeraldo 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Animaniacs [Batman q 



Newsq 



Newsq 



News 



News 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



*• "Airplane II: The Sequel 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



FuH House q 



*** "'G/)Osf&uste/-s"" (1984 



Newsq 



Roseanne q 



NBC News 



Chaltenge 



Pariter Lewis 



Max Out 



Comedy) Bill Murray. "PG" 



Facte of Ufa 



Th'breds 



Ninja Turttes 



•• "Masters o/ Menace" (1990) Catherine Bach. 'PG-13" 



Up Close 



Ninja Turtles 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopwdylq 



cop»g 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! q 



(1982) PG 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married... 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



**V2 "Lonefy Haarte "(1991) Beverly DAngeto. R' q 



Day Or>eq 



Fresh Prince 



Shade 



Shade 



Btossomq 



Dave's 



Dave's 



lOKW 



10:30 



Trancers III: Deth Lives" q 



11:00 



BeveriyH. 



11:30 



12:00 



•V2 ""Killer Instinct" {m2) 



NFL FootbaH: Washington Redskins at Miami Dolphins. From Joe Robbie Stadium, q [News q 



'In the Shadows, Someone's Watching" (1993) q 



Murphy B. 



Murphy B. 



Love & War 



Love ft War 



•** "The Fabutous Baker Boys" (1989) Jeff Brklges 



Frosh Prince iBtossom q 



•* "LpyertWK "(1989) Patrick Dempsey. 'PG-13' 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad q 



NFL Prime Monday 



Wings q 



(3:30) **V2 "Zelly and Me" I**** "'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" jWS) 



** "The Golden Chiki" (1986) "PG-13' 



Muppets [ Craty Kids I Hey Dude (R) [ Qute 



** "L/fterace"' (1988, Bk)graphv) Andrew Robinson. 



What You Do 



Supennaritet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Northern Exposwe q 



Northern Exposure q 



Mama 



Mama 



"In the Shadows, Someones Watching" (1993) q 



*•* "Max Dugan Returns' 



Auto Racing: Lowes 150 



WWF: Monday Nitfrt Raw 



•* "Masters of Menace" (1990) Catherine Bach "PG-13 



•* "BoomefafH?" (1992, Corriedy) Eddie Murphy. R" q 



Looney 



BuHwinkte 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge [Get Smart 



LA. Law "Bare Witness" 



1983) Jason Robards. PG' 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Editton 



Chevy Chase Dan Aykoryd. 



Late Show q 



Love Con. 



News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Drag Racing: NHRA Keystone Nationals. 



***% "The Right Sfuff" (1963) "PG" 



SHk Stelkings (In Stereo) q [Major Dad q 



Sportscenter 



Wings q 



** "Leprec/iaun' (1992) Wanwick Davis. 



**» "Coming to America" (1988) Eddie Murphy. 'R' q 



Dragnet 



[Bob Newhart [M.T Mooro 



•V; "The S/tencer" (1992) Lynette Walden. 



M.T Moon 



** 



"Nothing Personal" 1^990) DonakJ Sutheriand. 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



OddCoupte 



"Harlem" 



Evil Spirits" 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 5. 1993 



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11 



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21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



(3:00) 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



** 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Collision Course" {^%7) Jay Leno. q 



Empty Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry Tmy Toon 



COELS- 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) "Loverboy" {^9m 



Max Out (R) 



Pyromkl 



Droam Lg. 



Pyramid 



Newsq 



Coach q 



Newsq 



News 



Qeraldo 



Oprah Winfroy q 



Animaniacs 



Newsq 



Batman q 



•** "Max Dugan Returns" 



Chaltenge 



Pariter Lewte 



(3:45) **V; "Cadence" (1990) "PG-13' 



Max Out 



Facte of Life 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**V2 '"Short Circuit" (1986, Comedy) Ally Sheedy. "PG 



Newsq 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Roseanne q 



NBC News 



1983) Jason Robards. PG 



NBA Today 



>Hrtia Turttes 



UpCtose 



Ninja Turttes 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Copsq 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! q 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 
Maniad.. 



AmJoumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



*** 



"Guns afBatas/" (1964 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad q 



*** 



Deception (1946, Drama) Bette Davis. 



**V; "Were No Angels" (1989) Robert De Niro. "PG-13' 



Muppete [CratyKids [Hey Dude (R) I Qute' 



** "Big GirisDont Cry... They Get Even' 



What You Do 



**V; "McQ" (1974, Drama) John Wayne. Eddie Alt)ert, Diana MuMaur. 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



*** "Under Siege" (1992, Adventure) Steven Seagal. "R 



FuB House q 



Saved-Bell 



Phenom q Roseanne q 



Getting By q 



Lamxpiette 



Coachq 



Second HaH 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



***^/2 "Boyz N the Hood" (1991) Cuba Gooding Jr.. R 



NYPDBIueq 



Major League Baseball Pteyoffs: ALCS Game 1. Teams to Be Announced 



(In Stereo) q 



Major League 



Rocq 



Saved-Bell 



BasebaH Pteyoffs: ALCS Game 1. Teams to Be Announced 



Bakersfiekl 



Getting By q 



America's Most Wanted q 



Laaroquette [Second Half 



Mama 



Mama 



DateSne (In Stereo) q 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Cheeraq 



12:00 



"Liguid Dm" 



NightHneq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Edition 



Chevy Chase 



fitewsq 



Pauly Shore. 



Richard Attenborough. [**** "Raging Bull" (1980, Bkxyaphy) Robert De Niro, Joe Pesci. R' 



NHL Hockey: Pittsburgh Penguins at Philadelphia Flyers. From the Spectrum. (Live) [Sportsnight 



Wings q 



Fav. Rims 



1992) PG 



BulwinUe 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder. She Wrote q 



[Boxing: Otis^ant vs. Willie Monroe. (Live) 



**V2 "Leather Jackets" (1990, Drama) R' I "Corse IV: The Ultimate Sacrifice" (1993) 



** "Iron Eagle" (1986) Louis Gossett Jr.. 'PG-13 



Partridge [Get Smart 



LA. L«w "Parent Trap" 



Dragnet [Bob Newtwrt 



Major D»lq 



Late Show q 



Love Con. 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



"How to Murder Your Wife' 



Sportscenter 



Wtogs q [Odd Coupte 



*• "Aces: Iron Eagle ///'"(1992) R' q 



**'/ii "T?w Lowf" (1992) Jane March. R' 



M.T. Moore M.T Moore 



** "Love and Betay^" (1989, Drama) Stetanie Powers. 



Van Dyke 



* "/nrwSancft/m" (1991) 



Lucy Show 



Unsolwd Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 6. 1993 



2 *** "Defending Your Life" 



10 



Major League Baseball Pteyoffs: ALCS Ganw 2 
Major League BasebaB Pteyoffs: ALCS Ganrw 2 



11 



14 



17 



18 



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4:30 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 
Empty Nest [Cheereq 



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5:30 



1991) Albert Brooks. "PG" q 



Newsq 



Coachq 



Tom-Jerry 



coi»g 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) "Guns at Batasi 



Max Out (R) 



(3:05) 



Dream Lg. 



Animantecs [Batman q 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



♦** "Time After Time" {\979) Mateolm McDoweH. 'PG" 



Newsq 



News 



Newsq 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



cop«g 



FullHouaeq 



Roaeanneq 
NBC News 



*** "How to Murder Your Wife" (1965) Jack Lemmon 



Chalewge 



Parker Lewte 



Max Out 



Facte of Lite 



** "Memoirs of an Invisible Mar?" (1992) 



Nteja Turffes 



***V2 "Jezebel" (1938, Drama) Bette Davis 
iMupoete ICroivKids I Hey Dude (R) I Qute 



Inside PQA 



UpCtese 



NInte Turttes 



**• "Max Duoan flefums "(1963) Jason Robards. PG 



HardCopyq 



Jeopafdylq 



CBS News 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



AmJoumai 



Merited... 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



***'/^ "The Waterdance (1992, Drama) Eric Stoltz. R' 



Thea q [Joe's Life q 



Unsolved Mysteries q 



Home Imp [^ace Under 



Now-T. Brokaw ft K. Couric 



10:00 



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10:M 



Sandere 



Moon Over Miwwi q 



Dream Onq 



Law ft Order "Discord" q 



Major League Basebrf Pteyoffs: NLCS Game 1. Teams to Be Announced 



Major League Baseball Playoffs: NLCS Garrw 1 . Teams to Be Announced 



Beverly Hite. 90210 q 



Now-T Brokaw ft K. Couric 



*»* "Fate Is the Hunter" (1964. Drama) Glenn Ford 



Sportscewter 



Major Dadq 



PBA Bowkng 



l^"^Q 



Naples Serwor Open. (Live) 



Murder. She Wrote q 



"To Die, To Steep" (1992, Dranw) NR 



What You Do [Looney Loeney 



Stories 



Place (In Stweo) q 



*** 



Mama 



|M«na 



Law ft Order "Discord " q 



""T?ie Buddy Ho»v SUxy" (1978) Gary Busey. "PC 



Boxing: Ray Mercer vs. Mart( WiMs. (Live) 



** "Parmng ffie Town" (1992) 



** SmHiette" {^990. Suspense) Fave Dunaway. q 



NR 



**V2 "Oggs<own"'(1992) James Woods 



Partridge [Get Smart [ Dragnet 



** "M^acie Bflac/i"J1992) Ami Dolenz. q 
Boms 



11:00 



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Itewsq 



11:30 



12:00 



"Single WfOe Female" "R 



Cheereq jNightHneq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In 



E«tion 



Chevy Chase Gary Morris 



Stereo) q 



LateShowq 



Love Con. 



ITonight Show (In Stereo! 



*** "GorMlas in the Mist" (1988) PG 



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Major Dadq 



Sportacenter 



Wings q 



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Auto Raring 



OddCoupte 



— -a- fc« * — -* 



** "Raising Cm" (19K) John Uthgow 



*V2 "Mffit Rhythms" (1992) Martin Hewitt 



M.T. Moore IM.T.Meow 



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VwDyke 



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Page 11 



Lifestyle 



The Autumn Leaf Festival: 

Celebrating 40 years of festivities, food and fun 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Each year, thousands of resi- 
dents and visitors gather for the 
eight-day traditional Autumn 
Leaf Festival. This year, Clarion 
will be celebrating its 40th year 
of the annual festivities, starting 
October 2-10. 

The Autumn Leaf Festival has 
grown from a one-day parade 
event with a purely local interest 
to an eight-day fall-foliage 
extravaganza with visitors dri- 
ving from hundreds of miles. 

In 1954, the festival began dur- 
ing a "cracker-barrel" talkfest of 
young Clarion and professional 
men in the L & R Decorating 
Company's storeroom in Main 
Street. In this group were the 
late Russ Hepler, Jr., "Po" 
Haskell, Leon Hufnagel, Joe 
Schierberl and Don Stroup. 

Then someone mentioned the 
attraction of die autumn foliage 
displays around Clarion for 
tourists, and the Autumn Leaf 
Festival idea was bom. All that 
was needed was a Chamber of 
Commerce to make the festival 
work, and as a result, such an 
organization was formed. 

Serving as the first manager of 
the Chamber of Commerce, 
Harold A. Flick was assigned to 
organize the first fall festival the 
following October as a one-day 
event marked by a parade. 

As the years went by, the idea 
became so popular that the 



Autumn Leaf Festival expanded 
to three days, to five days, to a 
full week, and now eight days. 
Even though Flick left the 
Chamber of Commerce the day 
before the second annual festi- 
val. Gene McDonald took over 
and the festivities continued to 
grow. 

That year, the festival's sym- 
bol became a leaf-shaped figure 
called "ALF." By 1958, the fes- 
tival's fifth year, ALF had 
become so big and involving so 
many people that George Wolf 
was named the Chamber's first 
general chairman. 

State and national figures have 
come to Clarion to proudly ride 
in the parades, including a gov- 
ernor, senators, congressmen, 
state officials, noted athletes, 
beauty queens and big names of 
show business. These parades 
have grown from a few units to 
135 or more floats, bands, drill 
teams, marching units and cars 
bearing notables. 

Soon Clarion University (then 
Clarion State College) became 
involved in the festivities. 
Sororiues and fratemifies com- 
peted to create the most imagina- 
tive floats. Homecoming day 
became the climatic finish to the 
festival, with the parade and the 
CSC football game with the stu- 
dents' floats entering Memorial 
Stadium for a parade of their 
own. 

Each year the crowds increased 
so much that short-wave radio 




File photo 
The streets of Clarion will soon be filled with the sights, 
sounds and smells of the 40th annual Autumn Leaf 
Festival, October 2-10 



control and mini-u-ansit vehicles 
became essential for communi- 
cation. Though stale, county and 
local police appeared in num- 
bers, disorderly conduct was 
rare. 

However, traffic conu-ol and 



parking became a mammoth 
operation. Feeding the large 
crowds also became a problem, 
but easily solved by a produc- 
tion-line chicken barbeque. 

The Autorama became a new 
feature of ALF, where owners of 



antique and classic cars were 
invited to "show off their prized 
possessions. Every year Main 
Street is packed for blocks with 
cars worth millions of dollars. 
This year's Autorama is expand- 
ed to two days due to popular 
demand. 

Besides the Autorama and the 
rows of tempting, mouth-water- 
ing food, the carnival attracts 
many people, young and old. 
The thrilling rides and game 
booths are provided by J & J 
Amusements. 

This year, the Autumn Leaf 
Festival will feature the 
Pennsylvania-Iowa Percherons- 
Ertyl Draft Horse Hitch spon- 
sored by the Clarion Animal 
Hospital. This six black 
Percheron wagon team, owned 
by Jim Mays and driven by Karl 
Haglund, will lead Saturday's 
parade. 

Once paid for by local conu-i- 
butions, AI.F had become so big 
that various concessions and the 
Souvenier Program supported by 
advertising have been involved 
to help decrease the project's 
expen.ses. This year's title spon- 
sor is Integra Bank, along with 
Franklin Bottling Company and 
Bell of Pennsylvania. 

Volunteers have also helped 
the fesuval immensely to make 
each year's spectacle bigger, bet- 
ter and more attractive. The 
enfire Clarion community gets 
involved to work together to 
make ALF better each year. 



Local studen ts compete for Miss Teen ALF/ Miss Clarion County 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



One of the main attractions to 
this year's Autumn Leaf FesUval 
is the Miss Teen ALF and Miss 
Clarion County Scholarship 
Pageant. 

Several young women, includ- 
ing six university contestants 
will be competing for the various 
prizes and awards. 

Sponsoring this year's Miss 
Clarion County Scholarship 
Pageant is Caroline Rearick, 
Independent Sales Director for 



Mary Kay Cosmetics. 

The Miss Clarion County 
Scholarship Pageant is a local 
preliminary to the Miss PA 
Scholarship and Miss America 
Scholarship Pageants. This 
year's pageant promises to be a 
musical, exciting and multi- 
dimensional show, with a well- 
qualified panel of judges. 

The contestants will be judged 
according to swim suit, talent, 
individual interview, evening 
wear and poise and appearance 



on stage. 



In addition to desig- 



nating Miss Clarion County, 
prizes will also be awarded to 
the first and second runners-up. 
All prizes and awards will be in 
the form of scholarship monies. 
Miss Clarion County will repre- 
sent our area in the Miss PA 
Scholarship Pageant in June, and 
then on to Miss America in 
September. 

Sponsoring this year's Miss 
Teen Autumn Leaf is the Uppers 
and Downers Boutique shop. 
Like the Miss Clarion County 
pageant. Miss Teen ALF will be 



competing in front of a panel of 
judges according to talent, indi- 
vidual interview, evening wear 
and poise and appearance on 
stage. 

In addition to the crowning of 
Miss Teen ALF, prizes will also 
be awarded to the first and sec- 
ond runners-up and Miss 
Congeniality. 

Ccmtestants will be competing 
from various counties, including 
Clarion, Venango, Jefferson, 
Forest, Butler and Armstrong. 
Any student from those counties 



between the ages of 17 and 24 
are eligible. 

The Miss Clarion County 
Scholarship and Miss Teen 
Autumn Leaf Pageants will be 
held consecutively at the 
Redbank Valley High School 
auditorium on Saturday, October 
9. The doors will open at 7 p.m. 
and the curtain rises at 7:30 p.m. 
General seating is $6 and 
reserved seats are $8. 

The Talent Search will be 
Tuesday, October 5 at 7 p.m. at 
the Clarion Area High School. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



Young artist depicts racial and cultural identity 



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by Crystal Janis 
Lifestyles Writer 



Kristine Yuki Aono was the 
first artist to break the seal of a 
series of programs that Clarion 
University will be hosting called 
"Minority Women Scholars: 
Toward 2000." Yuki Aono visit- 
ed Hart Chapel last night at 7 
p.m., presenting a lecture and 
slide show of her art. A recep- 
tion for all at the Women's 
Studies Center in Harvey Hall 
completed the evening. 

Yuki Aono is a third genera- 
tion Japanese-American. She 
received her B.F.A. degree from 
Washington University, St. 
Louis, Missouri. She also 
received her M.E. from the 
Skowhegan School of Painting 
and Sculpture, Skowhegan, 
Maine. 

Yuki Aono was born in 
Chicago, Illinois and is currently 
living in Cheverly, Maryland. 
Yuki Aono gets to travel a lot 
with her work. She has covered 
a broad geographical area, dis- 
playing art exhibitions at San 
Antonio, Texas, Richmond, 
Virginia, Washington D.C., 



Tokoma Park, Maryland, and St. 
Louis, Missouri. 

Yuki Aono's art reflects highly 
controversial issues. "Racial and 
cultural identity are strong 
themes throughout my work," 
she states. "I address in my art 
such issues as acculturation, 
racial and sexual stereotyping, 
the Japanese-American inter- 
ment camps and topics associat- 
ed with cultural interfacing." 

"My art begins as a thematic 
concept with a specific story to 
tell," she continues. "Choice of 
material, process and format are 
determined by the ideas them- 
selves. Thus, the final woric may 
result in various media and 
forms." 

Being very thorough in her 
work, Yuki Aono digs deep 
through mounds of information 
in order to capture the desired 
message of her art. It is not a 
matter of having a dream or feel- 
ing a sensation that first moti- 
vates her to produce a work. 

Yuki Aono states, "The 
process of creating an artwork is 
important to me. Research such 
as reading books, searching 
dirough the National Archives in 






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Artist Kristine Yuki Aono, third generation Japanese-American 
presented a lecture and slide show of her work last night. 



Washington, D.C. and discover- 
ing family histories are all part 
of my process. My hope is that 
the final piece becomes an art- 
work which promotes under- 
standmg with visual integrity." 



Comic book writers to appear in Clarion 



With this understanding of her 
work in mind, Yuki Aono is just 
a glimpse of what the Women's 
Studies program is trying to 
implement this year. Her 
appearance was sponsored by the 



State System of Higher 
Education Chancellor's Office 
Social Equity Grant obtained by 
Deborah King, director of 
Women's Studies at Clarion 
University. Dr. Katheryn 
Graham, chair of the Women's 
Studies advisory committee, 
assisted King in this action. 

Explaining their plan a little 
further, King states, "This pro- 
ject will assist the infusion of 
scholarship by and about women 
from under represented equity 
groups into study at Clarion 
University. It will do so through 
visits of four minority women 
scholars to the university 
through public presentations by 
the scholar, through meetings of 
the scholar with faculty, admin- 
istration and the students." 

Following this schedule, Yuki 
Aono visited several classes dur- 
ing her visit at Clarion. Some 
faculty members had the oppor- 
tunity of dining with her, and 
including one of her presenta- 
tions as a highlight. Yuki Aono 
also attented a luncheon with 
Asian members of the universi- 
ty's faculty and students. 



by John Martinec 
Lifestyles Writer 



Comic Books 101 is celebrat- 
ing its one-year anniversary here 
in Clarion. To commemorate 
tJiis occasion, owner Bill Wieder 
has invited three comic book 
writers to his shop. Bill 
Spangler and the husband-wife 
team of Tom and Mary 
Bierbaum will meet and speak 
about their careers in comics on 
Saturday, October 2 from 12 
noon to 5:30 p.m. 

Bill Spangler of Warminster 
has sold over 90 comic strips 
over the past six years. Some of 
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Tom Corbett, Space Cadet and 
Quantum Leap. Some of his 
more current works include 
Robotech: Invid War, Robotech: 
Return to Macross and 
Argonauts: System Crash. 
System Crash is a revival of a 
comic publishers by Eternity 
Comics in 1988-89. This two- 
issue pulp-style adventure is 
similar to Doc Savage or 
Buckaroo Banazi. 

Tom and Mary Bierbaum of 
Erie met through their mutual 
interest of comics which led 
them working regularly as 
scripters for four years. Their 
current projects include 
Legionnaires for DC and Dead 
Kid for Sky Comics. 
Legionnaires is a recently 
launched series starring 30th 
century teen-age superheroes 
who are trying to put back the 
pieces of a shattered Earth. 



Dead Kid is a new project 
alx)ut a cool teen-age hero who 
just happens to be a corpse. 
Other works of the Bierbaum' s 
include DCs Legion of Super- 
Heroes, The Heckler, Secret 
Origins and Elvira's House of 
Mystery, Evolutions' s Green 
Ghost and Lotus, Disney's Chip 
'n Dale's Rescue Rangers, and 
DeLuxe's Wally Wood's 
Thunder Agents. 

Weider started this business a 
year ago in pursuit of a dream he 
had in the back of his mind. 
That dream was to one day be 
involved in the comic book 
world. He did this by opening 
his store on 15 South Avenue 
which he would like to consider 
a friendly store where every cus- 
tomer is important. 

Weider also feels that his store 
fills a need in Clarion for people 
who enjoy comic books. 




Images of the West 
Just Arrived! 

A new shipment of 

Mexican Blankets 



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Owner 



625 Main Street 

Clarion, PA 16214 

814/226-5513 



The John Keats Poetry Prize 
College and University Competition 

Established in 1989» The John Keats poetry prize of 
$100 is open to any student of an American college 
or university. 

Sponsored by Mr. Dominic Tomassetti, editor and 
publisher. 

This competition is to encourage education* criticism 
and writing of poetry. 

CONTEST RULES 

Submission deadline is November 1, 1993. 
Noti0cation is November 15, 1993. 

Open to any original previously unawarded poem of 
any length, style or theme. No entry limit, purchases 
to make or application process. 

Manuscripts may be typed or legibly handwritten 
copies with name and address included. 

Send $4 with SASE for notification to: 

Award Director Dominic J. A. Tomassetti 

New American Poets, The Keats Prize 

1 120 Simmontown Road 

Gap, PA 17527 





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-Gary T. Williams, 38, pleaded 
guilty to forgery in Louisville, 
Ky., in August, involving checks 
totaling more than $4,800. 
Williams told the judge that he 
needed the money badly to pay 
off a man who had just threat- 
ened his life in the group house 
in which he was staying. 
Williams said it all started when 
he fried some chicken gizzards 
using what he thought was flour; 
it was actually the other man's 
cocaine. 

-Hermosa Beach, Calif., City 
Councilman Bob Benz helped 
run this year's annual July 
Fourth "Ironman" competition, 
which requires contestants to run 
a mile, paddle a surfboard a 
mile, and then down a six-pack 
of beer without vomiting. Benz 
was co-producer of a video of 
the event that aired on local 
cable TV and featured contes- 
tants for the "most picturesque 
vomiting" award. Ironman was 
held over to nearby homes, 
whose owners complained of 
contestants' publicly urinating. 
Said Councilman Benz," I had a 



great time. 

-Washington state Rep. Ron 
Jacobsen inuoduced a resolution 
in February calling for the 
appoinunent of a state poet lau- 
reate "to write poetry and lofty 
expressions to be read at appro- 
priate state occasions." The state 
wine industry would pay the lau- 
reate' s salary: 126 gallons of 
wine a year. 

-A March Associated Press 
roundup of bills introduced in 
state legislatures included an 
attempt in Maine to outlaw elec- 
tronic moose calls; a proposal in 
Minnesota to permit tavern cus- 
tomers to roll dice (without vio- 
lating anti-gambling laws) to see 
who pays the tab; and a Florida 
proposal to require a man who 
has extramarital sex to register 
with the state in order to pre- 
serve parental rights he may 
have to any offspring. 

-Pheonix New Times, covering 
a human-branding demonstration 
at a downtown art gallery in 
August by "body artist" Steve 
Haworth, reported that a 38- 
year-old female sought 
Haworth's services, intending to 



have her S&M master's three 
initials burned into her buttocks 
with stainless steel at 1,800 
degrees Farenheit. However, 
after one initial, she called it off 
because of the pain, scrapped the 
second initial altogether, and 
said she'd add the last if the cou- 
ple stayed together a year. 

-After a month-long investiga- 
tion, police in Lakewood, Colo., 
announced in August that the 
100-plus bullet firings that had 
frightened neighbors into believ- 
ing that gangs were engaged in 
drive-by shootings in the area 
were actually caused by the poor 
aim of employees at the nearby 
federal prison facility firing 
range. According to a prison 
spokesman, all employees, 
including clerical personnel, 
must be trained in Hrearms, and 
some apparently missed not only 
the targets but a large hill that 
separates the range from the 
complaining neighborhood. 

-Sheriff's deputies near 
Cudahy, Wis., arrested Michael 
Foster, 21, and a companion, 17, 
in April and charged them with 
theft of a large electronic dart- 



game machine from a bar. 
When the heavy machine in the 
back of the boys' pickup truck 
caused it to sink into the mud in 
the tavern's parking lot, one of 
the boys called the sheriff to ask 
for a tow. Said sheriffs Lt. Jim 
Paape, "They didn't put a real lot 
of thought into this." 

-Kansas City, Mo., police 
reported that two music store 
break-ins over Memorial Day 
weekend netted the thieves near- 
ly 1,000 empty CD boxes. They 
apparently thought they were 
stealing CDs, but the stores are 
among a growing number that 
remove the CDs themselves for 
safekeeping while displaying the 
boxes. 

-In April a Penn State 
University woman complained to 
local police in State College, Pa., 
that she had been ripped off. 
She said she had given a fellow 
student a $1,200 stereo to take an 
exam for her, but that he had 
flunked it and now wouldn't 
return her stereo. Buying acade- 
mic work is illegal in 
Pennsylvania. 

-In March in Houston, 
Humallah Mendenhall, 18, to 
obtain the local Crimestoppers 
cash reward, told police that his 
colleague, David Clyde Spencer, 
18i, had murdered a convenience 
store clerk a few days before. 
Evidently, Mendenhall failed to 
realize that, when arrested 



Spencer would turn him in, too, 
because Mendenhall allegedly 
drove the getaway car for the 
murder, and had allegedly com- 
mitted another murder two 
months earlier. 

-Accused drug dealer Alfred 
Acree bolted from police in 
Charles City, Va., in April on a 
Saturday night and took off in 
the dark through the thick 
woods. However, police tracked 
him down easily because he was 
wearing new L.A. Gear athletic 
shoes containing small, battery- 
operated lights that light up each 
time the heel is pressed. Said 
sheriff's investigator Anthony 
Anderson, "Every time he took a 
step, we knew exactly where he 
was." 

-Police in Cedarbury, Wis., 
arrested a 24-year-old man in 
September and charged him with 
robbing a Hardee's restaurant. 
He left with $650 but made two 
crucial mistakes. First, he 
parked his getaway car in the 
middle of the drive-by. Then, 
before entering the Hardee's, he 
used the men's room in the gas 
station next door and, as he dis- 
covered when he got back into 
his getaway car after the rob- 
bery, left the keys in the 
restroom. Police arrived before 
he could retrieve them. 

-(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Clarion University Broadcasting ready for new fall season 



by Toni Ross 
Lifestyles Editor 



Clarion University Broad- 
casting's TV-5 continues another 
busy season of broadcasting. 
This station, better known as 
TV-5 is a student-operated orga- 
nization which provides hands- 
on experience in broadcasting. 

Joseph Rainey, station man- 
ager, is really excited about the 
new season. He believes shows 
such as TV-5 News and Talk 
Around Town will give more of 
a community feel to TV-5. 

Rainey also noted the large 
number of freshman that will be 
working at TV-5 this year. 
Approximately 35 freshman 
from different majors will be 
starting their broadcasting 
careers. 

This year, TV-5 will be offer- 
ing a variety of programs which 
are available through Clarion 
TCI Cable. One of thes6 pro- 
grams is TV-5 News which airs 
Thursdays at 7:30 p.m. and 
Fridays at 10 p.m. This half- 
hour news program offers in- 
depth news coverage of people 
and events in Clarion County. 



Regular sports updates and a 
wide variety of information will 
also be available. 

Clarion Hot Trax returns Uiis 
year to provide some of the 
hottest new music to viewers. 
In addition to alternative music. 
Hot Trax offers Rock News and 
exclusive interviews with 
today's hottest rock acts. Hot 
Trax airs Mondays through 
Thursdays. 

City Beat offers a funky mix of 
R & B, Reggae and rap music 
videos. Airing daily. City Beat 



also offers news and updates on 
urban and contemporary per- 
formers. 

If you like to watch a sports 
game live, but don't like dealing 
with the crowds, then Live 
Sports is die show for you. Live 
Sports features live coverage of 
local high school and university 
sporting events. 

This year Sports Center 5 will 
take on more of a news report 
feel. This show complements 
TV-5 News and Live Sports with 
a wide variety of special reports. 



Sports Center 5 will offer game 
analysis and in-depth interviews 
with the people who make the 
games happen. 

Talk Around Town is a weekly 
program that focuses on issues 
that affect Clarion residents. 
This show's format allows for 
panel discussions on topics that 
may range from date rape to die 
environment. 

TV-5 Special Features will be 
bringing special events into your 
living rooms for the second con- 
secutive year. Special shows 



planned for airing this year 
include the ALF parade, the 
Pennsylvania Senate report and 
Clarion Borough Council meet- 
ings. All air dates for Special 
Features are to be announced. 
The Clarion Borough Council 
meetings will be aired the first 
Tuesday of each month. The 
1993 ALF parade will be broad- 
casted live on Saturday. October 
9 at 12 p.m. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



1993 Autumn Leaf Festival Schedule of events 1993 



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Week-Long Events 



ART SHOW: The Bi 

County Artists Association's 
35th Annual AI.F Art Show will 
be open to all artists 18 years or 
older in categories of painting, 
sculpture, photography and 
crafts. The show opens 8 p.m. 
Wednesday with professional 
critique and continues from 9 
a.m. to 9 p.m. Thursday through 
Saturday and 10 a.m. until 4 p.m. 
on Sunday. Entry forms are 
available at the Chamber office. 
There is a $2 donation for cri- 
tiques and entry for the show is 
free. For more information, call 
the Chamber office at 226-9161. 

CARNIVAL: If you are 

ready for fun, come down and 
visit the ALF carnival. Try our 
thrilling rides and gjune booths 
by J & J Amusements. The car- 
nival starts Sunday, October 2 at 
the Courthouse, and will contin- 
ue through Sunday, October 10. 

CONCESSIONS: When 
you are hungry or looking for a 
souvenir, our tempting conces- 
sion stands will be waiting for 
you. New this year are buffalo 
wings, assorted cheesecakes and 
Belgium waffle sundaes. 
Located in Memorial Park and 
along Main Street, the stands 
feature a wide variety of food 
and keepsakes. 

CLARION COUNTY 
HISTORICAL SOCIETY 
MUSEUM: The Clarion 
County Historical Society 
Museum will be opened during 
the following dates and hours: 
Sunday, October 2, Tuesday, 
October 5 through Friday, 
October 8 and Sunday, October 
10 from 1 p.m. to 4 p.m. each 
day. 

AIRPLANE RIDES: The 

Clarion County Airport will be 
offering sightseeing tours 
throughout the week of ALF. 
For more information on depar- 
ture times or to arrange rides, 
call 226-9993. 

SOUVENIRS AND 

INFORMATION: 

Information is offered at the 
Chamber of Commerce located 
at 41 South 5th Avenue. 
Souvenirs can be found at 
Memorial Park across from the 
Chamber of Commerce building. 



AIRSTREAM TRAILER 
SPECIAL EVENTS 
RALLY: Located at Penn 
Wood Airstream Park, home of 
the Pennsylvania Unit of 
WBBCI, Inc., Box 7, Limestone, 
PA 16234. For more informa- 
tion, call 764-8963. 



Friday, October 1 



lOTH ANNUAL ALF 
OPEN TENNIS TOUR- 
NAMENT: (Also Saturday 
and Sunday, call for times.) This 
event will be held at the CUP 
tennis courts from 5 p.m. to 10 
p.m. A $10 fee will be charged 
for the first event and $5 for the 
second event. Pre-registration is 
required. For more information, 
call 226-2248 or 226-5098. 



Saturday, October 2 



FARMERS MARKET: In 

Memorial Park, from 8:30 a.m. 
until early afternoon. 
Participants are welcome. 

GOLF TOURNAMENT: 

This four-man amateur scramble 
will be at Mayfield Golf Course 
with a 10 a.m. shotgun start. All 
players must have a certified 
handicap of 10 or above. There 
is a registration fee of $180 per 
team. Call 226-8888 for details. 

SPORTS CARD SHOW: 

(Also Sunday) Buy-Sell-Trade 
at over 30 tables at the Clarion 
Mall from 10 a.m. to 9 p.m. 
Former Clarion resident and 
Florida Marlins, Brad Frazier, 
will be signing autographs from 
1 p.m. to 4 p.m. Former 
Pittsburgh Steeler Jack Lambert 
will be also be signing auto- 
graphs on Sunday from 1 p.m. to 
3 p.m. 

FLEA MARKET: (Also 
Sunday) Located at Anchor 
Village from 9 a.m. to 6:30 p.m., 
this scenic setUng served as a 
Natural Gas Pump Station in the 
early 1900s. Applications are 
available at the Chamber of 
Commerce office. 

HISTORIC HOUSE 

TOUR EMBROIDERY 

AND QUILT EXHIBIT: 

(Also Sunday) The proceeds to 
this event will benefit SAFE 
(Stop Abuse For Everyone). 
Tours will be held from 1 p.m. to 
5 p.m. Call 226-8481 for 
details. 



Sunday, October 3 



MELLON BANK 

AUTORAMA: Streets will 
be closed to traffic from 8 a.m. 
to 4:45 p.m. for the Main Street 
Autorama, from 4th to 8th 
Avenue. Show car parking is 
from 9 a.m. to 11:30 p.m. Pre- 
registration is required, and cars 
will not be registered or accepted 
on show day. For more details 
on this antique and classic car 
display, call 226-9161. 

PIZZA HUT JUNIOR 
OLYMPICS: This event will 
be at Memorial Stadium for all 
children ages 5 to 12 years, 
grades K through sixth. A $2 
entry fee and pre-registration is 
required. Entry forms are avail- 
able at the Clarion County ele- 
mentary schools. Starting time 
is 1 p.m. Awards will be given. 

UNITED WAY OF 
CLARION COUNTY 
lOK RACE AND 3M 
WALK-A-THON: This 
event will kick off ALF and the 
Junior Olympics. The race and 
walk-a-thon starts at 12:45 p.m. 
at Memorial Stadium. For more 
information call 226-8760. 

CLARION MODEL 
RAILROAD CLUB 
DISPLAY: (Also Thurday 
through Sunday) This model 
railroad display will be in the 
Clarion Masonic Lodge Building 
on Main Su^et. Admission is S 1 
for adults and $.50 for childeren 
12 and under. 



AUTUMN LEAF 

SQUARE DANCE: Swing 
your partner to the Kalyumet 
Campgrounds on Clarion-Scotch 
Hill Road, Route 68 East. 
Callers will be Pat Castro an 
Tom Mohney. For $8 a couple 
there will be dancing, door 
prizes and refreshments from 2 
p.m. to 5 p.m. 

FLY-IN/DRIVE-IN: 

Sponsored by the Allegheny 
Mountains Experimental Aircraft 
Association Chapter 994, this 
event will be held from 9 a.m. to 
5 p.m. 

GOLF TOURNAMENT: 

This four-man scramble will be 
held at Mayfield Golf Course 
with a 10 a.m. shotgun start. 
Registration is $220 per team. 



Monday, October 4 



MISS TEEN ALF 
PAGEANT: Held at the 
Redbank-Valley High School 
from 7:30 p.m. to 10 p.m., young 
women will be competing for the 
Miss Teen ALF crown. Tickets 
are on sale at the Clarion Area 
Chamber of Commerce for $6 
and $8, 

MISS CLARION COUN- 
TY SCHOLARSHIP 
PAGEANT: Young women 
will be competing for the Miss 
Clarion County title. Tickets are 
on sale at the Chamber of 
Commerce building for $6 and 
$8. This event will be held at 
Redbank-Valley High School 
from 7:30 p.m. to 10 p.m. 



Tuesday, October 5 



CLARION CARE CEN- 
TER VARIETY SHOW- 
CASE: Cerfificates and 
medals will be awarded at the 
Clarion Area High School 
Auditorium at 7 p.m. Tickets are 
on sale at the Chamber of 
Commerce or at the door for $3. 

WTAE "OUR TOWN" 
FILMING: Paul Long and 
Yvonne Zanos from Pittsburgh's 
WTAE Channel 4 will be arriv- 
ing at 1 1 a.m. to film Clarion and 
the Autumn Leaf Festival, for 
the Wednesday 6:00 broadcast of 
the WTAE news feature "Our 
Town." 

KIDDIES PARADE: 

Line-up begins at 5:30 p.m. in 
the Integra Bank parking lot for 
all children in grades K through 
6. Pre-registration is required 
and the parade begins at 6 p.m. 
Registration forms are available 
at the Chamber of Commerce 
and McDonalds. This event is 
free and sponsored by the 
Clarion Area Jaycees, Clarion 
County Humane Society and 
McDonalds. The raindate is 
Thursday, October 7. 

FREE SCREENING OF 
PRE-SCHOOL CHIL- 
DREN: Free speech, lan- 
guage, hearing, general develop- 
ment and vision screenings will 
be held in front of the Clarion 
Courthouse from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. 
Appointments are appreciated. 



; part o( the CLARION AREA 




POINTS OF Mf ACTivrry •: 

A Clanon Mall 

B Maylieid Golf Course 

C Holiday Inn (wim Tounst in- 

loomlion Boolh) 

Knighls Inn and Days 

Inn 
Straitan Homes 
All Clanon Co Airport 

PW Penn Wood Airslream INTERSTATE 80 EXITS 9 AND 10 will be the most congested on 

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LOCATIOM Of ALf 
SCHEDUU SPONSORi 
CH Clarion Hospital 
McO McDonald's 



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SIDEWALK SALES: The 

streets of downtown Clarion will 
be filled with merchandise frcxn 
the stores firom 9 a.m. to dusk. A 
free shuttle bus service provided 
by County Trails Bus Lines will 
run between downtown Clarion 
and the Clarion Mall. 

FIRE TRUCK RIDES: 

Always a hit, the Clarion Fire 
and Hose Company No. 1 will 
depart from the Fire Hall from 6 
p.m. to dusk for free rides fcH* all 
ages. 

STRATTAN BUILDING 
SYSTEMS: There will be 
morning tours of the Knox plant. 
Parking space is available. For 
more information call 797- 1 1 1 5 . 

FREE HEALTH FAIR: 

Klingensmith's Health Care will 
offer tests on pulse and blood 
pressure checks, cholesterol 
screening, hearing testing and a 
scheduling of mammography 
from 10 a.m. until 8 p.m. 

CLARION MALL 

CRAFT SHOW: (Also 
Thursday through Saturday) 
Over 40 crafters will display 
their works at the Clarion Mall. 

DINOSAUR LEGENDS: 

(Also Thursday and Friday) The 
Rockin' and Rappin' Reptile 
Show will be appearing at the 
Clarion Mall. This new action- 
packed show features such 
dinosaur legends Dyno-Dude, 
Dyper-Dude, Sporlucus and 
Sheetah. Call for times at 226- 
5180. 



Thursday, October 7 



TCI TEEN DANCE: The 

tentative location for the TCI of 
Pennsylvania Teen Dance is on 
Main Street in front of the 
Courthouse from 8 p.m. to 1 1 
p.m. C-93 will provide the 
music and any information on 
changes due to any inclement 
weather. 

CLARION HOLIDAY 
INN KARAOKE NIGHT: 

In conjunction with the Teen 
Dance, this event will tentatively 
lake place in front of the 
Courthouse on Main Street from 
8 pjn. to 11 p.m. 



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Friday, October 7 



FARMERS AND 

CRAFTERS DAY: 

Handmade and homemade 
crafts, goods and foodstuffs will 
be available for purchase at 
downtown Clarion from 6 a.m. 
until dusk. Pre-registration is 
required and the first 175 crafters 
are accepted. 

LC. GUILD CRAFT 
SHOW: This craft show will 
be held from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. at 
the I.e. Gymnasium on Main 
Street 

3RD ANNUAL QUAINT 
QUILT CREATIONS: 

(Also Saturday) Eight categories 
of beautiful quilted items will be 
on display to be judged and sold 
at the St. Joseph School, Route 
66 North, Lucinda. Doors open 
from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. An old- 
fashioned quilting bee will be in 
progress all day. Quilt supplies 
and lunch will be available for 
purchase. Admission is $1. 



Saturday, October 9 



BELL OF PENN^ 
SYLVANIA AUTUMN 
LEAF FESTIVAL 

PARADE: Bell of PA is the 
title sponsor to this special event. 
Leading the parade this year at 
12 noon on Main Street will be 
the the Pennsylvania-Iowa 
Percherons-Ertyl Draft Horse 
Hitch sponsored by the Clarion 
Animal Hospital. Marching 
units, colorful floats, specialty 
units, drill teams, Zem Zems and 
mwe will be participating in this 
annual crowd-gatherering event. 
Reserved seats for $3 are on sale 
at the Clarion Chamber of 
Commerce. A shuttle bus will 
be in service provided by County 
Trails from the Clarion Mall to 
downtown Clarion prior to the 
start of the parade. 

CUP HOMECOMING 
FOOTBALL GAME: The 

Clarion Golden Eagles will host 
Bloomsburg at 2 p.m. at 
Memorial Stadium. For more 
information call 226-1997. 

PANCAKE BREAK- 
FAST: "All-you-can-eat" pan- 
cake breakfast will be held at the 
Meisinger Center frwn 8 a.m. to 
11 a.m. Benefits go to the 
Immaculate Conception School. 



ANNUAL ANTIQUE 
FLEA MARKET: (Also 
Sunday) Furniture and farm 
related items and potpourri of 
anitques and collectibles vMl be 
on display and for sale at the 
Country Warehouse fi^om 9 a.m. 
until 5 p.m. This event is located 
off Exit 8 of 1-80, North 66, for 
3/4 miles. 



Sunday, October 10 



6TH ANNUAL BOWL- 
ING TOURNAMENT: 

Held at Ragley's Bowl-Arena, 
this handicap tournament will be 
open to men and women. An 
entry fee of $13 per person or 
$26 per team and pre-registration 
required. Squad times are 2 p.m. 




40th Annual Autumn Leaf Festival 

October 2-10. 199'i 



ALF 'SCOOT N* 
BOOTS" DANCE 

SHOW: Kick up your boots 
and participate and learn dances 
such as the Texas Two-Step, 
Cowgiri Boogie, "Sleezy" Slide 
and others at the Courthouse 
from 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. 



ALF "WOMEN IN THE 
90'S SHOWCASE: 

Discussions of women's con- 
cerns today will be presented at 
the Clarion Holiday Inn at 12 
noon. A $7.50 reservation fee 
per person is required. Call 226- 
7913 or 1-800-497-5703. 



TURKEY AND HAM 
SUPPER: Bring your 
appetite to this mouth-watering 
dinner sponsored by St. Joseph's 
Rosary Society at the St. 
Josephs's Center in Lucinda from 
4 p.m. to 7 p.m. 

BACK TO THE 50S 
WITH ELVIS: Elvis is alive 
and will be at the Clarion Mall. 
Actually, David Atkins will be 
performing as The King for 
shows at 1 p.m. and 3 p.m. 

CLARION MODEL 
RAILROAD CLUB DIS- 
PLAY: See listing for Sunday, 
October 2. Displays will be 
from 1 p.m. to 5 p.m. 

SILVERMOON RIDERS 
MOTORCYCLE SHOW: 

These members of the American 
Motorcyclists Association, 
which represents over 200,000 
motorcyclists throughout the 
U.S. will be appearing at the 
Clarion Mall from 12 noon to 5 
p.m. Pre-registration is from 9 
a.m. to 10 a.m. This event is 
open to all classes and makes of 
motorcycles, and is free and 
open to the public. 

SYRIA MOTOR 

CORPS: Precision ridings of 
Harley's, Honda's and small cars 
will be held at 2 p.m. at the 
Clarion Mall. 




File photo 
Elvis is alive and will be appearing once again at the Clarion Mali for shows at 1 and 3 p.m. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



Alcohol 101: Knowing now may save future problems 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Ufestyles Writer 

lliose of you who were sober 
enough to read the headline are 
probably groaning loud enough 
for Bill Clinton to hear you, and 
are looking forward to rereading 
the News of the Weird. 

But if you are on campus on 
the weekends, you know that 
there are many students who 
have potential alcohol problems. 
The symptoms and behaviors 
can be as easy to read as acci- 
dents, fights and suicidal 
thoughts, to more vague signs 
like mood swings, missed classes 
and depression. 

Many students who frequently 
comsume large amounts of alco- 



hol don't know all the facts about 
the chemicals they are putting 
into their bodies. Nor do they 
realize the damage they are 
doing to the brain cells that 
affect their memories. 

In other words, those of you 
who are getting smashed, trashed 
and wasted off your barstools 
almost every day (especially dur- 
ing A1.F week) should listen up. 
These are some facts to use as a 
"chaser." 

No matter what anyone tells 
you, and just because you don't 
sniff it, smoke it or inject it, 
alcohol is still a drug and can be 
harmful when addictive. 

We all know people who used 
to go out partying every once in 
a while who now cannot get 



through the day without a "pick- 
me-up." This is a mistake within 
itself to think alcohol is an 
upper. All alcoholic beverages 
are depressants and will bring 
you down before it will pick you 
up. 

Another point to remember is 
that equal amounts of alcohol do 
not affect people in equal ways. 
Just because your best friend is 
about to begin his next six-pack 
does not mean that you'll be able 
to keep up with him. Remember 
many people die each year from 
alcohol poisoning or just plain 
drinking too much. 

Physical damages are not the 
only problems caused by over- 
drinking. Being drunk also caus- 
es a lack of control. Most sexual 



attacks occur when one or more 
parties are under the influence of 
alcohol. This reason alone 
should be enough to make us 
more responsible drinkers. 

If responsibility is not your 
thing then think about hang- 
overs. Even the word can strike 
terror in the heart, head and 
stomach of any heavy drinker. 

Despite popular opinion, alter- 
nating drinks or mixing drinks 
with a carbonated beverage 
instead of fruit juice will not 
make you any less drunk. You 
still have a good chance of 
"praying to the porcelain god" 
the next morning. No amount of 
coffee or cold water will save 
you from that feeling. 

There is also the campus alco- 



hol policy to remember. It is 
illegal to possess or use alcohol 
on campus, or sell to minors. 

Knowing several precautions 
and alternatives will help save 
you a lot of future trouble. 
Shutting yourself or a friend off 
will save you or them from 
crossing that line where lives can 
be lost. 

BACCHUS (Boosting Alcohol 
Conciousness Concerning the 
Health of University Students) is 
still on campus to prove you 
don't need alcohol to have a 
good lime. 

Have a safe ALF week and 
remember that too much of a 
good thing can wind up worse. 



Protection or prevention of learning from the classics 



by Ray Henderson 
Photography Editor 



The American Library associa- 
tion has designated the last week 
of September as "Banned Books 
Week '93 Celebrating the 
Freedom to Read." The entire 
week will be devoted to promot- 
ing awareness of bodes that have 
been banned in various areas of 
the United States. 

According to Julie Smith, pres- 
ident of the Clarion chapter of 
the Library Media Information 
Science Society, (Mie of the main 
goals of Banned Books Week 
*93 is to make known that "scwie 
people out there don't believe 



certain books fit, and they try to 
impose their own moral judge- 
ment on everyone else." 

Among the many books 
banned in the United States is 
Alice Walker's The Color 
Purple. This book was banned 
at the New Bern, North dlarolina 
High school because the main 
character is raped by her stepfa- 
ther. The book is currently being 
challenged in the Souderton, 
Pennsylvania Area School 
District "because it is smuL" 

Also on the list is the 
Illustrated Encyclopedia of 
Family Health. This text was 
challenged in an intermediate 
school library in Beaverton, 



Oregon, because of "explicit line 
drawings of sexual intercourse 
positions. The book was 
removed from the library 
shelves, but maintained "for staff 
use only." 

Perhaps the strangest case of 
book bannng on this year's list is 
Ray Bradbury's Fahrenheit 451. 
This book was banned at the 
Venado Middle School in Irvine, 
California. The teook was 
banned because it "deals with 
bode burning and censorship." 

Smith believes that Banned 
Bodes Week plays a very impor- 
tant role in keeping people 
informed of their rights. 

"Book burning is a form of 



censorship," she said, "and I 
don't believe in that. I believe 
each person should choose for 
themself what is fit to read, and 
not try to make that decision for 
everyone else." 

Bode banning is a violation of 
the First Amendment of the U.S. 
Constitution which states: 
"Congress shall make no law 
respecting an establishment of 
religi(Hi, or prdiibiting tjie free 
exercise thereof; or abridging the 
freedom of speech, of the press, 
or the right of the people peace- 
ably to assemble, and to petition 
the government for a redress of 
grievances." 



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John Steinbeck" Pf Mice and 
Men 

S£. Hinton -The Outsiders 

Roald Dahl- James and the 
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Sports 



Fourth quarter rally fells Titans, 23-20 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



For three and a half quarters, it 
seemed like deja vu all over 
again. The Eagles trailed 20-10 
with seven minutes to play, and a 
lethargic and sluggish Clarion 
offense was 67 yards from the 
Titans' end zone. Just like last 
year, the Clarion Golden Eagles 
were on the verge of suffering 
their third straight defeat, and the 
Westminster Titans were one 
quarter away from stripping the 
Eagles from any post-season 
playoff aspirations. 

Then, after two weeks of 
hibernation, the silent Clarion 
offense awakened. Westminster 
never had a chance. 

Early on, it was evident that 
this game would be ruled by the 
defenses. The respective 
offenses could muster only four 
first downs in a scoreless first 
quarter, and the first big break 
did not arise until early in 
quarter number two. 

A Clarion penalty on a Titan 
punt return placed Westminster 
inside the Eag]e 15. On third 
and 18, the Eagles were flagged 
for pass interference, and 
Westminster had first and goal at 
the five. Four times the Titans 
tried to stuff it down Clarion's 
throat. Four times they failed. 
Damon Mazoff thwarted the last 
attempt, a fourth and goal leap 
by Matt Buggey. 

The Clarion offense could not 
move the ball, and a 46 yard 
punt return by Aldridge Jones 
placed the Titans right back 
down at the Eagle 11. This time 
WesUninster went to the air. A 
strike from Sean O'Shea to Tim 
McNeil on the first play from 
scrimmage gave the Titans a 7-0 
lead. 

With seven minutes to play in 
the half, the Eagle "O" had 
mustered only one first down 
and quarterback Chris Zak had 
completed just two of 13 passes 
for two yards. Approaching 
midfield with the offense 
smigghng, the Eagles' coaching 
staff faced a fourth and one 
decision. Damien Henry got 
three. Then, on third and three 
from the 42, Henry got 13. 

Henry's running set up a 
gorgeous play-action strike from 




Leading them back: Clarion quarterback Chris Zak (12) led the 
scoring drives In the last seven minutes against Westminster. 



Zak to Jess Quinn that moved 
the ball to the 12. Two plays 
later, Zak hit Henry out of the 
backfield for a six -yard scoring 
strike, and a tie game. 

Westminster came right back, 
and with just 19 ticks left on the 
clock, O'Shea hit Andy Blatt 
with a 24 yard spiial to reclaim 
the lead for the Titans. 

A flat and disappointed Clarion 
defense took the field for quarter 
number three and watched as the 
Titans waltzed down the field 
like they were guests on the 
Lawrence Welk Show. Buggey 
travelled 51 yards on his first 
r^rry, *thfch wheeled 14 more for 
a Westminster touchdown. The 
extra point was blocked, but 
despite holding the Titans to 21 
yards on 22 carries in the first 
half, the Eagles found 
themselves on the verge of 
getting blown out, 20-7. 



A more confident Clarion 
offense, led mostly by the 
running of Henry, methodically 
marched toward the Titan goal. 
Henry gained 32 yards on the 
drive, but, after over five 
minutes of possession, the 
Eagles had to settle for a 34 yard 
Cramer boot. 

The Eagles moved into Titan 
territory early in the fourth, but 
Cramer had his 40 yard attempt 
blocked, and the score remained 
20-10. 

The clock was dwindling 
down and so were Clarion's 
playoff hopes. 

Westminster lined up for a 
punt with eight minutes to play, 
and the Eagles needed a big play. 
They got it from Marlon 
Worthy. At his own seven yard 
line, and with three Titans 
breathing down his tiny neck. 
Worthy refused to call for a fair 



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Eagles on two fourth quarter 

catch. A breathtaking 27 yards 
later, the momentum had shifted 
Cl^on's way. 

Zak found Tim Brown for 28, 
then Henry for 14. Two Henry 
runs placed Clarion at the two, 
and Zak snuck it in from there. 
A two point conversion try failed 
and the Eagles trailed 20-16 with 
just five minutes to play. 
The defense held again, and the 
Eagles were 42 yards from 
victory. 

Zak hit Worthy for 18 on the 
first play from scrimmage, and 
two Henry runs moved the ball 
to the 13. 

On first and ten, Zak took a 
brutal hit after an incompletion 
and was forced to leave the 
game. Backup quarterback 
Craig Ray trotted in from the 
sideUne, rolled left, stopped, and 
found Tim Brown in the end 
zone fw the winning score. 



Clarion 7 5 13 - 23 

Westminster 14 6 - 20 



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Second Quarter 

Westminster: McNeil 1 1 pass from 
O'Shea fWoods kick). Drive: 1 play, 
1 1 yards, :05. Key play: 46 yd punt 
return by Jones. Westminster 7, 
Clarion 0. 

Clarion: Henry 6 pass from Zak 
{Cramer kick). Drive: 13 plays, 62 
yards, 3:58. Key play: Quinn 17 
pass from Zak on 3rd <fe 10 from 
Titans' 29. Westminster 7» CUP 7. 
Westminster: Blatt 21 pass from 
O'Shea (Woods kick). Drive: 12 
plays, 67 yards, 4:08. Key play: 
Szepietowskj 10 pass from O'Shea 
on 4lh & 7 fn)m Cl.rP 23. 
Westminster 14, Clarion 7. 

T|iird Qnartey 

Westminster: Buggey 14 run (kick 
blocked). Drive 4 plays. 75 yards, 
1 :33. Key play: Duggey 51 run 
moves ball fa>m Titans' 23 to CUP 
26 Westminster 20, Clarion 7. 
Clarion: Cramer 34 FG, Drive: 10 
plays, 49 yards, 5:02. Key play: 
Titans sack Zak twice inside 20 to 
force FG, Westminster 20, Clarion 
10, 

Tourth Quarter 

Clarion : Zak 2 run (pass failed). 
Drive: 8 plays, 66 yard.s, 2:37, Key 
play: Worthy 27 yd punt return. 
Westminster 20, Clarion 16. 
Clarion: Brown 13 pass from Ray 
(Cramer itick). I>ive: 5 plays, 42 
yards, 1:20. Key play: Worthy 18 
pass from Zak moves ball to Titans* 
24. Clarion 23, Westminster 20. 

Team gtatlstlgj? 

Westminster CUP 

First Downs 15 22 

Rusbing Yards 425 180 

Passing Yards 113 173 

Total Offense 238 353 

Corap/Att 10/20 14/34 

Passes Had Int 3 

Fumbles/ Lost 14 0-0 

Penalties/ Yards 10/65 10/76 

3rd Down Con V. 341 9-20 

4tbDowoConv. 44 14 

Player Statisttes 

Rushing- Clarion: Heiuy 31 443; 
Gregory 9-34; Dejidas 1^3; Zak 8-0. 
Westminster: Buggey W-*?; Blatt 
15-72; Guy 1-2; O'Shea 8.(-36). 
Passing- Clarion: Zak 13-33 for 
160 yds, 1 TDand 3 INPs; Ray 11 
for 13 yds and 1 TD. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, September 30, 1993 



Dess. McKinlev win matches 



Slippery Rock rolls over Eagles 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



Though usually a powerhouse, 
the 1993 season has been a 
disappointing chapter in the 
history book of the Clarion 
University tennis team. Last 
Wednesday the Eagles fell 
deeper into despair with a 6-3 
loss to SUf^ry Rock. 

The Eagles are having one of 
those years that sportswriters 
love to call a "rebuilding" year. 
The fact that they have been the 
top NCAA Division II team in 
the east over the past seven years 
makes this season even harder to 
digest. 

Coach Terry Acker, who was 
28-5 in dual meet play over his 
first three seasons, knew that this 
would be his team's toughest 
year to date. He had hoped that 
his five first year players could 
get used to the college game and 
develop into the type of players 
that Clarion has had a legacy for 
showcasing. For the most part, 
these newcomers have held their 
own, but the Eagles have not 
been able to pull out many 
victories as they saw their record 
drop to 1 -6 against the Rock.'-- 

Clarion entered the match 
against Slippery Rock hewing to 
add to the win column. Shara 
Wolkomir, the Eagles' #1 seeded 
tennis player, suffered a very 
disappointing loss 2-6, 6-2, 5-7. 








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Giving their best shot: A disappointing season has left the 
Golden Eagles swinging towards Allentown and PSACs. 



C & C SPORTS CARDS 

PRESENTS ... 

The 2nd Annual Clarion Mall Autumn Leaf Sports Card Show 
(Clarion Mall, exit 9 off Interstate 80, Clarion, PA) 

October 1-2-3, 1993 

Featuring - Pittsburgh Steeler 
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Signing Autographs Sun, Oct. 3, 1993 

1:00 pm to 3:00 pm 

Any item autographed $8.00 Fee 

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The former PSAC champion 
dropped to 4-3 on the year. To 
make things even worse for 
Wolkomir, she lost another 
heartbreaker in the doubles 
match as she paired with Melodi 
Dess. The final of that was 5-7, 
7-6 (7-5). 5-7. 

One of the Eagle's singles 
winners was Melodi Dess, who 
overwhelmed her opponent, 6-1, 
6-1, to raise her personal record 

to 3-4. Kristin McKinley upped 
her mark to 4-3 with a 6-2, 5-7, 
6-4 victory. 

Clarion's Roxann Milton and 
Sarah Unkefer took care of 
business with a straight set 6-2, 
6-3 victory. Unfortunately, these 
are the only three wins the 



Eagles could manage. 

Clarion is led by Wolkimir and 
McKinley who each sport 4-3 
singles records. The leading 
doubles tandem consists of 
Wolkimir and Melodi Dess who 
sport a record of 4-3 as well. 

On September 29, the Eagles 
visited the Edinboro Fighting 
Scots, and will face the lUP 
Indians at Indiana today. 
Clarion has a home match 
October 9 against Bloomsburg 
starting at 11:30 at the Campbell 
Hall tennis courts. After that, 
the Eagles begin preparation for 
the PSAC championships at 
Allentown, which will be held 
on the 14th, 15th and the 16th of 
October. 



Griffo medals 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



On Saturday, September 25th, 
the Clarion Golden Eagles men's 
and women's cross country 
teams travelled to Geneva 
College in Beaver Falls. Out of 
a field of six teams, the men 
finished fifth a<id the women 
were fourth overall. 

The women's team was 
sparked by the significant 
improvements of Lyna Baluh 
and Jen Dansberger Of the 54 
girls in the race, Bulah fmisbed 
17th and Dansberger 18th, but it 
was the third place finish of 
Lisa Griffo that lifted the Eagles 
into fourth place overall. Griffo 
completed the three mile course 
with a time of 20:55, good for a 
nice piece of metal to wear 
around her neck. Captain Megan 
Stecklair finished 12th with a 
time of 21:48, Lisa Benlock 
came in 16th with a mark of 
22:30, Lynn Baluh was five 
seconds behind Benlock and 
finished 17th, while Jen 
Dansberger was seven seconds 
behind Benlock and finished 
18th. Jen Gleason finished 27th 
with a mark of 23:36, and 
Brandee Payne placed 34th with 
a time of 24:00. 



"The girl's pack has improved 
greatly," Stecklair said. "We are 
working towards our goal of 
qualifying for regionals. " 

A stomach virus kept Chad 
Briggs from finishing at his 
nonnal excellent pace, but it did 
not stop the men from placing 
fifth overall. The men ran a five 
mile race with a field of 65 total 
runners. 

, The men are shpwing signs of 
improvement week to week and 
feel that they should place higher 
in meets to come. 

The mens' results are as 
follows: Scott Neffner finished 
15th at 29:09; Russ Breindel 
placed 25th at 29:31; Chad 
Briggs finished 31st at 30:15; 
Rick Rectenwald came in 38th at 
31:04; Brian Patterson placed 
39th at 31:13; Brian Stohr 
crossed the finish line 45th at 
31:41, and John Homick was 
53rd at 34:58. 

The Cross-Country team is 
next in action at the Bloomsburg 
Invitational on Saturday. "This 
meet will mark tiie midpoint of 
the season , and will show where 
the team stands and where it has 
yet to go," said Briggs. Race 
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Clarion finishes third at Mercyhurst 



f by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University golf 
team continued its climb to the 
top of the PSAC with a third 
place finish at the Mercyhurst 
Invitational on Monday. 

Slippery Rock won the 11 team 
event with a combined team 
score of 307 while Clarion 
entered the clubhouse with a 
score of 320. 

The Eagles were led by senitx* 
Todd Corbeil who shot a 
blistering 77. Cory Bierly, who 
improves every match, shot a 
1993 best of 78. Andy Ganoe 
finished with an 82, Brian Fiscus 
shot an 83 and Chris Brosius 
took a 94. 

Clarion was the host school in 
the Hal Hansen Memorial 
Tournament on September 19- 
20. 

The Eagles "blue' te^n finished 
fifth with a score of 667 and 
their 'gold' team placed seventh 
with a total of 686, out of the 1 1 
teams represented. 

Allegheny won the event with 
a combined 36 hole score of 640. 
The Clarion *bhie' squad was led 
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of 162. Brosius shot a 165, 
Fiscus took a 169, Corbeil 
finished with a 171, and Rob 
Pierson ended with a score of 
174. 

The 'gold' team was led by 
Bierly's 167. Chris Williams 
took a 172, while Ron 
Malinchak salvaged a 175 
despite hacking his way to a 93 
in the opening round. Matt 
Fiscus shot a 180, and Greg 
Greksa finished the day with a 
181. 

The Eagles participated in the 
Slippery Rock Invitational on 
September 16. The first team 
placed ninth with a score of 318 
and the second team finished 
12th out of 14 teams with a 327. 

Youngstown State won the 
invite with a mark of 288. Brian 
Fiscus was the runner-up 
medalist as he blistered through 
the course to fmish the day with 



a 71. Brosius blasted a 78, 
Corbeil shot an 84, Williams 
knocked an 85, and Fiscus 
entered the clubhouse with an 
86. 

The second team saw Ganoe 
and Malinchak shoot 80's, and 
saw Pierson blast an 8 1 . Greksa 
shot an 85, and Bieriy took an 
86. 

September 13 was the date that 
Clarion participated in the 
Gannon Invitational. The Eagles 
finished 12th out of the 18 
squads with a score of 345. The 
winning team took away a score 
of 303. Brosius shot an 82, 
Fiscus stroked an 84, Williams 
pelted an 89, Bieriy shot 90, and 
Corbeil struggled to a 93. 

The Eagles will next be in 
action at Allegheny on October 
5, with the PSAC championships 
scheduled for October 14. 



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Chris Williams shot 172 for the 36 hole Hal Hansen 
Memorial tournament. He and the Golden Eagles' seem to 
improve every week as they prepare for PSACs Oct. 14-16. 



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Sportswriter 



The Clarion University 
volleyball team continued their 
skid this week by losing their 
11th consecutive game. The 
Eagles are off to a rocky start, 
so where better to heighten your 
record than lovely Colorado. 

The Eagles flew out to the 
great Northwest last night and 
will play the University of 
Colorado at Colorado Springs 
tonight, and then participate in a 
tournament Friday and Saturday. 

Clarion dropped a match to 
California 5-15, 14-16, 9-15 on 
Tuesday to drop its overall 
record to 2-12 

Katie Rhodes finished with 27 
set assists and Bobbie Simpson 
had 13 kills in a losing cause. 
Lisa Flynn collected seven digs. 

The Eagle's travelled to 
Mercyhurst where they were 
defeated three games to none. 

Mercyhurst took the lead early 
in the first set with a score of 3- 
15. They continued to prove to 
be more powerful than the 
Eagles by winning the next two 



sets 13-15 and 12-15. 

Despite the loss, Lisa Flynn 
managed seven kills, which 
moved her to second place in 
kills this season with a total of 
121. Leading the team in digs 
this game was Katie Rhodes. 
Lisa Flynn has the most this 
season with 156. 

Simpson leads the Eagles in 
kills with 141 and Rhodes leads;^ 
in assists with 213. Flynn has^ 
mwe sevice aces than any Eagle | 
as she has collected 27 this far. 

The team will try to end theirl 
11 game losing streak and 
improve their 2-12 record with a 
game at the University of 
Colorado on Thursday and al 
tournament on Friday andf 
Saturday. They will return home 
on Tuesday to play lUP. It will be 
the first of five consecutive home 
games for the Eagles who have| 
only played two thus far. 

Point Park, Slippery Rock and I 
Edinboro visit Tippin before thej 
Eagles go on the road again. 

The Eagles host the Clarion! 
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Sports Commentary 



Will the Saints come marching in? 



hy Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



I sal once again, glued to my 
television set on vSunUay 
;illcrn(X)n. As Morten Andersen 
walked onto the field to attempt 
his game winning field goal, I 
felt like part of a ritual. Ilow 
mjujy limes has Andersen won a 
game for the Saints by splitting 
the uprights in the final seconds? 
Add one to that number. 

The 33-year old, 12 year 
veteran is almost a given in 
game-winning situations. On 
Sunday, Andersen connected 
from 49 yards to give New 
Orleans a 16-13 victory over the 
San Francisco 49ers. Perhaps 



the CBS broadcast team of Pat 
Summerall and John Madden put 
il be.st by saying, "This is why 
you pay a kicker millions of 
dollars... to win games." 
Andersen is the Nolan Ryan of 
the NM.. No voting needed, just 
induct him now. 

With their three point win, the 
Saints improved to 4-0 and now 
sport the best record in the NF^X. 
Iwcry year, it seems New 
Orleans thrives on a slogan and 
cjuries that motto with them into 
the playoffs. Iwen though the 
Saints have never won a post- 
season game, slogans like "Who 
dal, who dal, who dat say they 
gonna beat them Saints," "Cha- 



ching" and "Ya Gotta Believe" 
have bellowed from the lips of 
the Supcrdome faithful. A far 
cry from the days when the 
Saints couldn't sell tickets, but 
there was a mad rush for paper 
bags at the local Piggly Wiggly. 

ITiis year the Saints' slogan is 
somewhat off the wall, but isn't it 
always. "Whoop there it is" is 
the choice for 1993. I still don't 
know exactly what il means, but 
regardless, it has the Saints 
undefeated after four weeks. 
They better win a playoff game 
soon or their slogan will be 
"undcrachicvers." 

New Orleans is certainly one 
of the most unusual teams in pro 



football. 1 mean, how many 
team owners do you see twirling 
umbrellas on the sideline for a 
victory celebration? 

The Saints' defense can 
certainly back up the off-the- 
field shenanigans. The quartet 
of Rickey Jackson, Vaughn 
Johnson, Sam Mills, and Pat 
Swilling has arguably been the 
best linebacking corps in NFL 
history. But, an off-season 
transaction sent Swilling to 
Detroit thus collapsing the all- 
time unit, right? Wrong. In steps 
6'4", 255 pound, Renaldo 
Turnbull, who fills Swilling's 
shoes ever so nicely. 

The Saints offense has long 
strummed to a different beat, at 



least until now. A team that has 
had offensive problems in the 
past, has turned it around, and so 
far in 1993, leads the league in 
scoring. 

Wade Wilson is at the helm 
for his 13th professional season 
at quarterback. The Saints have 
all cylinders pumping, offense, 
defense, and special teams, and 
there may be a changing of the 
guard in the NFC West. The Old 
Gold and Black might just be the 
real McCoy. 

Hopefully, when the second 
round of the playoffs come 
around, the Saints' slogan is still 
"Whoop there it is," instead of 
Whoop , here we aren't... again. 



Brown approaches all-time mark 



Eagles begin defense of PSAC title against Edinboro 



by Tondelaya Carey 
Sportswriter 



The Clarion Fagles 1993 
defense of their PSAC-Westem 
Division chjunpionship begins 
Saturday, October 2 at home 
against Rdinboro. Kickoff time 
is scheduled for 1 p.m. at 
Clarion's MemorijU Stadium. 

The defending PSAC- Western 
chjunps enter the game with a 1 - 
2 overall record. The Hagles 
started the season off in 1993 
with a tough 19-17 loss against 
West Chester (last year's 
defending PSAC Champions 
Fast) after leading 17-6 at 
halftime. The Fagles then 
traveled to New Haven and lost 
35-23 to the second ntnked te;un 
in Division II. The Golden 
luigles bounced back with a 23- 
20 win over seventh ranked 
Wesuninsler last Saturday. 

"No doubt about il, it's a big 
gjunc for both leimis," said Gene 



Sobolewski, head coach of the 
Eagles for eleven years. "When 
we play Fdinboro it's always an 
aggressive, physical game," 
Sobolewski said. "Both teams 
play intense defense and have 
the capability of scoring from 
anywhere on the field on offen.se. 
If you like hard-hitting football, 
don't miss this game." 

The Clarion offense is 
averaging 366 yards of total 
offense per game, including 146 
on the ground and 220 through 
the air. Quiulerback Chris Ziik, 
who has completed 46 of 108 
passes for 607 yards and four 
touchdowns in 1993, left the 
game at Wesuninster late in the 
fourth qujirtcr with a leg injury. 
Backup Craig Ray made a game 
winning 13 yard touchdown pass 
to Tim Brown on the next play 
wiih 2:07 left in the game. Ziik 
returned for the final scries 

All-Amcrican tight end Tim 
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yards and one touchdown this 
season and is ranked third in 
career catches at Clarion with 
136. Brown needs 15 receptions 
to break the all-time Golden 
Eagle record. 

Running back Damien Henry 
is ranked second in ihe PSAC- 
West averaging 123.3 yards per 
game, gaining 370 yards and 
one touchdown on 78 attempts. 
Henry, in his senior year, is 
currently fifth on the all-time 
ru.shing list with 1,460 yards and 
is eighth in career touchdowns 
with 19. 

Edinboro's offense is well 
balanced between the run and the 
pass. The Fighting Scots are 
averaging 363.3 yards per game 
including 178.3 on the ground 
and 185 passing. The defense is 
yielding only 318 yards per 
game, including 207.7 passing 
and only 1 10.3 on the ground. 

Edinboro gave Clarion its only 
conference loss last season, a 26- 
17 heartbreaker at EulinbcM-o. 

The Clarion Homecoming 
Game versus Bloomsburg is set 
for Saturday, October 9. The 
kickoff is scheduled for 2 p.m. at 
Memorial Stadium. 




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The wealthy lifestyles of 
professional athletes have 
produced new definitions in 
sports terms. Coke once was 
something you drank at the ball 
park while watching your 
favorite player. Now its the 
reason your favorite player isn't 
permitted to play. 

Some college athletes ruin 
their lives by trying to get an 
edge on their competition 
through the use of steroids. The 
pressure to make the starting 
lineup or even to keep their 



scholarship costs thousands of 
athletes valuable years of their 
lives. 

Colleges are constantly ruining 
their own reputations by offering 
a recruit a little money here and 
a little car there in an effort to 
coax him into joining their 
particular program. 

Basketball players Reggie 
Lewis and Hank Gathers fell in 
love with their sport so much, 
they sought second opinions 
when it was diagnosed they had 
heart trouble. Both continued to 
play, and both tragically died on 
the basketball court. 

Caught up in all the gambling 
scandals of Pete Rose and 
Michael Jordan. Caught up in all 
the bitterness between the 
Pistons and the Bulls, the 
Yankees and the Red Sox, Chuck 
Noll and Jerry Glanville. Caught 
up in all of the new terms like 
revenue sharing, free agency, 
and collusion, along comes the 
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America: Seeing 

it again for the 

first time 

Greetings students. 

Last semester I was fortunate 
enough to have the unmatchable 
experience of participating in the 
University of Pittsburgh's 
Semester at Sea program. In 
January I boarded the S.S. 
Universe in the Bahamas. I 
spent the following 100 days 
traveling around the world and 
taking classes with about 400 
other college students (okay, our 
professors, an administrative 
staff and the ship's crew came 
too). 

Our ports of call included La 
Guira, Venezuela; Salvador, 
Brazil; Capetown, South Africa; 
Mombasa, Kenya; Madras, 
India; Penang, Malaysia; Hong 
Kong; Keelung, Taiwan; Kobe, 
Japan and Seattle, U.S.A. 

I learned an unattainable 
amount of knowledge and had 
many incredible experiences, but 
nothing seems more relevant to 
me than the new perspective that 
I have on life. 

Many people who go abroad 
come home feeling very lucky. I 
am no exception. Yes, I felt 
discrimination as a woman, but 
never because my skin is white. 
I realized that I really don't have 
problems when compared to 
most people in the world. I'm 
lucky, damn lucky. I live in a 
society where I have (relative) 
freedom of speech, religion and 
all, but upon my return to 
America, I found myself closely 
examining this society for what 
it is, and not what I was taught to 
believe. 

I encountered no problem 
abroad that I couldn't find right 
here at home, I just saw them in 
a different context. 




Christin Mihon 

Economic problems? One 
doesn't have to travel to 
Venezuela to see economic 
problems. While Americans are 
not plagued by 800% inflation 
like Venezuelans, it's obvious 
that our economy has problems. 

Governmental grief? Sure 
Brazil's politicians are skimming 
hundreds of millions of dollars 
out of funds, being bribed by 
multi-international corporations 
and are guilty of sending hit 

{Cont. on pg. 4) 



Yes, it's that time of year 
again-Autumn Leaf with all its 
food and rides and air of festivity 
and of course its traffic 
congestion and lack of available 
parking. 

Clarion is lucky in the respect 
that Autumn Leaf is one week 
out of the year, therefore, the 
parking problem is temporary. 
Clarion University's parking 
mayhem, however, seems more 
permanent. 

Every morning when I walk to 
class I am treated to the sight of 
commuting students racing their 
cars through the parking lots, 
frantically searching the 
overflowing lots for that coveted 
empty space. 

More than once I have seen 
cars parked illegally because 
there is more pending business at 
hand like class, than trying to 
spend hours finding an empty 
space. And, as a result, public 
safety mosies around the lots 
looking for the offenders so they 
can gleefully ticket them. 

The university, I am quite 
certain, is making a bundle off of 
the parking problem. (They got 
me for $10.) So, it seems 
reasonable to suggest that this 
dilemma won't be solved in the 
near future because, in our 



financial straits, parking 
offenders are inadvertently 
lessening the burden. 

Of course there is always lot W 
if you are willing to walk miles 
to your classes. In bad weather, 
this solution seems less 
appealing than receiving a 
paiking ticket. 

Eventually you will probably 
see students sleeping in their cars 
overnight in the parking lots just 
so they can keep the space they 
were lucky enough to grab two 
days ago. 

Or maybe you will see parting 
students auction off their spaces 
to arriving conmiuters. There's a 
moneymaking proposition! 

I wonder how much people 
would be willing to pay in order 
not to miss the exam they were 
supposed to take five minutes 
ago. 

But wait, commuters pay for 
the privelege already with a $15 
parking permit and a glove box 
full of unpaid parking tickets. 

Ask yourself please, how much 
additional money are you 
willing to pay this university for 
the privelege of going here? 
Then, please ask yourself, how 
much are you willing to put up 
with? 



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though ttiis year, on almost the 
exact same day, we will all go to 
the lUP-Clarion game on our 
home turf (lUP) to see the 
Indians cap off another great 
season with a victory, there is 
another way we can all help to 
beat Clarion. 

lUP's Student Congress has 
issued a challenge to Clarion's 
Student Government Association 
regarding the bloodmobile 
coming up this week. At each 
blood drive, the Red Cross sets a 
quota as to the number of pints 
of blood that the effort must 
produce. If lUP donors can top 
the quota by a greater percentage 
than Clarion tops it, we (lUP) 
will win the challenge. The 
winner will have its school flag 
flown over the campus of the 
losing school for one day. 

Ask yourself this question: Do 
we really want to fly Clarion's 
flag on our campus for even one 
day? Also, what could be 
sweeter revenge for last year's 
game than having our flag flown 
over its campus (except for the 
victory we will eam on Nov. 13, 
of course)? 

Besides, we need to give blood 
now so that Clarion's football 
team will have an extra supply 
on that glamorous November 
day, because they will be 
needing it. Most importantly, we 
need to give blood because 
"Saving a life is the right 
reason." 
James C. Leda, President 

lUP Student Congress 



Last 
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Dear Clarion, 

Calling out to all living 
and breathing bodies out there! 



As if it isn't enough that wc ask 
for all your money, now we're 
asking for your bl(K>d. No, this 
is not some kind of twisted 
tuition increase. The Student 
Congress at our dear sister 
institution, lUP, has thrown 
down it's dulled tomahawk to the 
faithful and proud students of 
Clarion University to compete in 
the American Red Cross 
Bloodmobile Challenge. It is 
astonishing that lUP feels itself 
of sufficient quality to have our 
golden eagle soar above their 
dispirited institution. The 
reason I say "dispirited" is 
because lUP didn't even reach 
their goal of 600 pints of blood 
in two days. They came up short 
again for the loss not only 
because of the offense but the 
defense didn't even show up. It 
just seems that anytime the 
words "Clarion University" are 
mentioned in the lUP area, all 
those unfortunate souls just drop 
to their knees and whine, in true 
Wayne and Garth fashion, 
"We're not worthy." 

The American Red 
Cross has set Clarion's 
bloodmobile goal at 175 pints of 
blood in one day, October 18th 
from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-purpose room. 
Prizes and gift certificates will 
be disbursed throughout the 
bloodmobile. Student Senators 
will be assisting the Red Cross 
volunteers, but it is you (well, 
your blood) that we need. No 
matter if you are a first timer or a 
professional donor, stop and 
consider the impact you will 
make. You may even "save a 
life". 

Enjoy the fesitival this 
weekend and stay healthy. 

Gara L Smith 
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squads and mercenaries to kill or 
destroy their enemies, but that 
happens here in America too. 

Rampant crime? Riots? 
ScKial unrest? Do I even have to 
discuss this? It may be getting 
some attention from others now 
because it's getting closer to their 
homes. 

Apathy? Never mind Kenya, 
how about here? When was the 
last time that you stood up for 
something that didn't directly 
affect you, lobby government or 
write a letter to your governor or 
state representative? 

Human rights? China comes 
to mind, but let's take an 
example straight from American 
history, the story of the Native 
Americans. (Not too far from a 
system of aparthied in my 
opinion.) For those who still 
may believe that the Native 
Americans wanted to live on 
reservations and have their food 
and goods provided by the U.S. 
government, I beg you to do a 
close examination of their 
culture and the way the 
government exploited, lied to, 
stole from and forced these 
people into submission. 

Let's talk environmental issues. 
We're quick to condemn the 
Brazilians for destroying their 



precious rainforest, but how 
many virgin forests do we have? 
Sadly, the U.S. Forest Service is 
still more concerned with 
servicing large logging 
companies than protecting 
national forests. And what about 
our country's practice of waste 
trade? 

What about poverty? We don't 
have to visit an untouchable 
village in India, the poverty rate 
in America has reached 36%, 
and children are the largest 
group affected. One doesn't 
have to look far at all to see poor 
or homeless Americans. 

Prejudice and discrimination? 
It's obvious to women, blacks, 
Indians, Asians, and, in one way 
or another, maybe everyone 
who's not a white male. To 
quote a professor who was on 
the ship with me, Nagueyelti 
Warren, "South Africa has no 
monopoly on banning nor 
detainment. Their's is crude, 
America's insidious." 

So, where does this leave us as 
students at Clarion? I believe 
that we as young Americans 
have grown lazy in the comfort 
of our predecessors' efforts to 
raise social equity and societal 
decency to the point that it is 
now. Many have not joined in 



the fight for justice and equality 
in our society, and that's why 
we're not getting anywhere 
anymore This is a huge 
problem. When was the last 
time some of us stood up for 
something that really mattered? 
Are we doing enough as 
citizens? Are we involved in 
actions for change, or are we too 
caught up in our ethnocentric, 
closed-minded, insecure and 
unbending sense of what is 
politically correct or popular? 

Julian Bond spoke to us about 
the "torch of change." He said 
that when he was young, he saw 
the torch quivering in an unsure 
hand, so he grabbed it and ran 
with it. It's time for us to do just 
that, but will we? 

We live in a country where we 
are able to work for, and achieve, 
change. We are in the times of 
our lives where we can do so. 
Why don't we? 

Christin Mihon is a junior in 
the communication depart' 
ment. 



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1 am pleased to report that, 
thanks to an important scientific 
advance, the human race may soon 
be able, after years of frustration 
and failure to lick soap scum. 

I have here an article from 
ASTM Standardization News. 
ASTM stands for "American 
Society for Testing and Materials," 
which is an organization that, as its 
name impHes, has something to do 
with testing and materials. The 
article states: 

"Topping the list of the most 
dreaded household chores, 
cleaning the soap scum from our 
showers and and bathtubs has also 
been one of the most challenging. 
But thanks to a new guide 
developed by Subcommittee D- 
12.16 on Hard Surface Cleaning, 
part of Committee D-12 on Soaps 
and Other Detergents, beating soap 
scum is expected to become easier 
and less expensive. 

This is wonderful news indeed, 
because everybody has soap scum. 
Poke your head into the finest 
bathrooms in the world -- in 
Buckingham Palace, the White 
House, even the Vatican — and 
you'll be shot by security guards. 
So just take my word for it, there's 
soap scum in there, and they can't 
get rid of it, because soap scum is 
the most durable substance known, 
a fact that was demonstrated by 
the U.S. space program. You may 
recall that when the first space 
shuttle was built, scientists were 
concerned about protecting it from 
the intense heat of re-entry into the 
atmosphere. So what did they do? 
THEY COVERED THE 
SHUTTLE WITH TILES. They 
knew that tiles are the ideal 
breeding ground for soap scum 
and that soap scum cannot be 
harmed by atmospheric re-entry or 
even leading household cleansers. 

Here on Earth, anti-soap-scum 
products are not effective. I base 
this statement on a recent 
nationwide survey of my Research 
Department, Judi Smith, who said, 
"The stuff they say gets rid of soap 
scum never, ever works." 

(She also said: "My shower is 
way too dirty to attribute to soap 
scum." But I am far too respectful 
of her privacy to include that in 
the column. I also will not include 
the following actual quote from 
her husband Tim: "What's soap 
scum?") 

For many years, the only 
prestigious international research 
insitiution working on the soap- 
scum problem was Heloise, who 
was always running hints from 
readers about it. ("Heloise, my 
soap-scum problem was so bad 



that my husband said he didn't 
even want to take a shower! So I 
made a mixture of three parts 
vinegar, one part lemon juice and 
two parts sulfuric acid, and I put it 
in his coffee.") 

But the Subconunittee D-12. 16 
on Hard Surface Cleaning swung 
into action. According to the 
ASTM Standardization News 
article, researchers "went to 
consumers' homes and scraped off 
soap scum to analyze it. I bet 
THAT was a fun job. 

RESEARCHER: Hi! I'm with 
the American Society for Testing 
and Materials, and I'd like to- 
obtain some of your soap scum. 

CONSUMER (calling to 
spouse): Marge, get the rifle. 

But the determined men and 
women of Subcommittee D-12. 16 
perservered. Using their samples, 
they were able, for the first time in 
recorded history that I know of, to 
reproduce soap scum in the 
laboratory. (The article does not 
reveal the exact formula, but it 
involves human body fat and an 
ingredient identified only as 
"dirt.") The article also does not 
reveal where they GET the body 
fat. Maybe they just go to 
liposuction chnics and ask for it. 
"It's OK!" they explain. "We're 
making soap scum!" 

To determine how cleansers are 
used in consumer households, the 
researchers also conducted what 
the article describes as "actual 
tests" in which they determined 
"when consumers stop wringing 
the water from their sponge and 
how much (cleanser) product they 
place on the sponge." (It is only a 
matter of time before this whole 
effort is dramatized in a motion 
picture starring Harrison Ford.) 

Armed with this information, the 
researchers developed a method 
for testing tile cleansers. The 
cleansers are tested on tiles that 
have been coated with laboratory 
scum, then heated in an oven. 
("Care to join us for lunch, Ted?" 
"No thanks. Bob! I just put a fresh 
batch of scum in the oven!") 

Please understand that we do 
NOT yet have a cure for soap 
scum. But we do have, finally, a 
standardized cleanser-testing 
method. And the Standardization 
News article confidently predicts 
that this standard will produce 
benefits that "go far beyond the 
bathroom." 

On behalf of consumers 
everywhere, I salute the 
researchers of Subcommittee D- 
12.16 on HardSurface Cleaning. I 
hope that their achievement will 
inspire other ASTM groups. 



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News 



CUP professor and area legislator 



Wright requests probe of state A.G. 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

Local legislator and Clarion 
University professor David 
Wright has asked the FBI to 
investigate charges that the 
Pennsylvania Attorney General 
Ernie Preate Jr. ordered his arrest 
shortly before the 1992 election. 



speculation that the course of the 
probe was being dictated by 
politics. 

The Patriot-News, based in 
Harrisburg, reported in last 
Sunday's edition that Preate 
ordered an agent to arrest Wright 
and his former campaign aide 
Dr. Kenneth Mechling, also a 
Clarion University professor. 






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State Rep. David R. Wright (D-63), seen here at Knox's 
Horse Thief Days parade, has asked for an investigation of 
state attorney general Ernie Preate Jr. 

Wright declined to tell The The Patriot-News quoted people 



Patriot-News what he told an 
FBI agent who interviewed hun 

twice after he called the U.S. 
Attorney's office in August. 

Wright said he contacted 
federal authorities about the 
handling of the Mechling 
investigation because of 



it said were "familiar with the 
probe." 

The arrests never took place, 
however 12 days before the 
election, Preate's office did serve 
search warrants on Mecbling's 
bank accounts tied to a company 
he owns. 

The Harrisburg paper said 



sources told them that in the fall 
of 1992, Deputy Attorney 
General Lois Lichenwalner 
telephoned Gregory Kerpchar, 
the agent handling the on-going 
Mechling investigation, and told 
him to prepare to arrest both 
Wright and Mechling. The 
Patriot-News claimed Kerpchar 
balked at preparing the warrants, 
because he lacked probable 
cause. 

Mechling had been accused of 
using university offices and 
equipment during earlier Wright 
re-election bids. According to 
the Patriot-News, those 
allegations have been dismissed 
by investigators who are now 
trying to determine if Mechling 
violated ethics laws by awarding 
state contracts to the company he 
owns, School Science Services 
Inc. 

Preate spokesman Robert 
Gentzel called the report "very 
shoddy journalism," and added 
that the order "simply didn't 
happen." 

The Patriot-News quoted 
Gentzel as saying, "Nobody's 
alleged Representative Wright 
did anything wrong, I don't even 
have any idea what we were 
suppose to have been arresting 
him for. I don't know what 
allegation we would have put in 
the arrest warrant." Gretzel said 
Wright is no longer a target of 
the investigation. 

Sources talking to the Patriot- 
News said die arrest order came 
from the "front office" of the 
state attorney general. In 
investigations involving 
members of the state assembly, 
Preate requires any actions to be 
approved by the front office, 
which is composed of the 
attorney general himself and his 
top deputy, Walter Cohen. 

Cohen explained the paper 
work required for both an arrest 
and a search warrant are the 

same and Gretzel added that 
Kerpchar may have become 
confused and thought he was 
actually drafting an arrest 
warrant 

Cohen added that any arrest 
order would have had to cross 



his desk. In this case, he insisted, 
that never happened. 

The Patriot-News quoted 
Wright as saying, "1 am 
disappointed but I can't say that 
I'm surprised," adding, "If the 
House and Senate are gearing up 
for impeachment proceedings of 
a (state) Supreme Court justice 
this fall, I think they should 



handling of investigations 
involving political contributors 
and his failure to report 
$146,000 in campaign 
contributions has drawn heavy 
criticism from those who are 
considering a run for 
Pennsylvania governor. It is 
widely accepted that Preate is 
considering a run for the office. 




AP photo 

Pennsylvania Attorney General Ernie Preate Jr., already 
under investigation by the FBI, allegedly ordered the arrest 
of Rep. David Wright and Dr. Kenneth Mechling. 



consider impeaching the attorney 
general at the same time." 

State Speaker of the House, H. 
William DeWeese said he would 
seek an investigation by "higher 
authorities" if Preate's office 
indeed sought an arrest order for 
Wright. 

Preate is already involved in a 
controversy concerning his 



Several calls to Wright's 
Harrisburg office were not 
returned before press time and 
the FBI declined to conunent on 
the story or the investigation. 



Original story by Peter J. 
Shelly and Pete Shellum, of 
The Patriot-Sews in 
Harrishurg and is used with 
pernmmn. 



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News Feature 



Public Safety: it isn't all parking tickets 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Writer 



If you have ever earned a 
parking ticket on campus, you 
have probably wondered if 
Public Safety doesn't have 
anything else to do. Actually, 
Public Safety does have other 
duties. 

According to Dr. Ron 
Martinazzi, the Public Safety 
department "is an umbrella for 
three different areas of concern." 
These areas include Law 
Enforcement, Workman's 
Compensation/Risk Management 
and Safety. 

Law Enforcement is the most 
familiar to students since it is the 
most highly visible aspect of 
their duties. Under the 
department of Law Enforcement 
the uniform crime report is 
prepared by Public Safety. This 
crime report sends all crimes that 
occur on campus to PA state 
police monthly. Law 
Enforcement also deals width 
crime prevention and the alerting 
of students of possible crime 
situations. One of their projects 
was to encourage students to buy 
loud whistles from the book 
store for protection when 
walking alone. Dr. Martinazzi 
said "it takes everybody to have 
a safe environment." 

Martinazzi also added "we \iy 
to emphasize a lot in crime 
prevention, that's what we are 
striving to do. We teach people 
how to investigate crimes, we 
teach students on dorm floors, 
participate in drug and alcohol 
programs and we also talk with 
sororities and fraternities about 
crime and safety." 

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probably the most unfamiliar to 
students. Over the past three 
years, workman's compensation 
has significantly reduced the 
amount of accidents that took 
place in the working 
environment by safety training 
and by the enthusiasm of 
workers. Dr. Martinazzi said 
"safety has been de-centralized 
and it is now everyone's 
concern. The superintendents are 
conducting safety training based 
on jobs." 

Accidents that occur on 
campus are identified by 
workman's compenstaton 
programs. "They are categorized 
and it directs us in determining 
which accidents and what types 
of accidents are occurring. It's 
almost like a guideline. 

"We tie in workman's 
compensation and safety 
together as a program which 
provides benefits for PA 
employees who are injured or 
who have contracted a disease 
which is caused or made worse 
through the work environment. 

"It's up to the safety program to 
reduce risk by lowering accident 
rates," Martinazzi said. 

Although Risk Management is 
tied in with Workmans 
Compensation, it is rare that any 
incidents conerning risk 
management need to be dealt 
with. An example of the duties 
under the department of risk 
management would be if a non- 
employee wants to file a claim if 
they are injured because of 
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Parking tickets and campus safety are usually the first issues students associate with Public Safety. 
While patroling is a big part of Public Safety's day, it is only part of their mission. 



The final area that Public 
Safety covers is safety. This does 
not just include campus safety 
but also things such as legal 
compliance and hazard waste 
materials. The safety department 
makes sure that die University is 
in compliance with rules and 
regulations from the Department 
of Environmental Research and 
the Environmental Protection 
Agency. Safety works in 
conjunction with the Biology, 
Chemistry and Physics 
Department in ensuring the 
general welfare of the University 
students. 

According to Martinazzi "for 
every chemical on campus 
including cleaning agents there 
is a way to deal with it. For 
example if there was a 
radioactive spill in Clarion, the 
safety department would assist in 
it's clean up. 

A common misconception 
among the community is that 
Public Safety and the Campus 



Police are two separate 
departments. This is untrue, 
Public Safety and the Campus 
Police are one in the same. 
MarUnazzi said "they are no 
different than any other police 
department. We are a service 
organization here to enhance 
quality of life for the students 
and the employees so they can 
meet educational goals. 

"We are also called at times to 
assist off campus with certain 
incidents. If there is a 
catostrophic occurence we would 
participate with other 



organizations to help control the 
scene." 

During ALF and Homecoming 
Public Safety will clear parking 
lots, put signs up for additional 
parking, control traffic for the 
parade and try to keep a peaceful 
setting. 

During Homecoming they will 
be watching for alcohol 
violations. 

Martinazzi reminded students 
and vistiors that "Public Safety 
is everyone's friend and that we 
are here to help in any way, 
shape or form." 



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Students won't be punished for stealing newspapers 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

The University of Pennsylvania 
has decided not to punish nine 
students who swiped all the 
copies of a campus newspaper 
April 15 to protest a conservative 
columnist's writing. 

Claire Fagin, interim president 
of the university, and Marvin 
Lazerson, interim provost, 
decided this fall to accept the 
recommendation of a special 
faculty judicial officer who said 
no furthur disciplinary action 
should be taken against the 
students. 

However, both administrators 
warned that Penn would move 
quickly to punish any future 
confiscation of campus 
publications. 

"Free expression of ideas is 
essential to the university and to 
American society," Fagin and 
Lazerson said in a joint 
statement. 'The confiscation of 
any publication on campus is 
wrong and will not be tolerated." 



The Daily Pennsylvanian is 
distributed free across campus, 
including residence halls, 
classrooms and administrative 
buildings. 

Last spring, African-American 
students threw the full press run 
- 14,200 copies of the 
independent daily newspaper - 
into trash bins. After learning of 
the incident, the newspaper staff 
moved quickly to print and 
distribute an additional 6,000 
copies. 

Disciplinary charges were filed 
against nine of some 60 students 
who took copies of the 
newspaper from distribution 
sites. The Black Student 
League, a student group, 
organized and sanctioned the 
protest in response to the 
newspaper's policies and 
editorial columns by a 
conservative writer who 
questioned Martin Luther King 
Jr. as a black hero, and his 
comments regarding what he 
said was blacks' preferential 



treatment in admissions and 
disciplinary procedures. 

Officials said Penn was one of 
th 15 U.S. institutions where 
newspapers were seized in recent 
months. Protesters defended the 
actions as political 

demonstrations because they 
charged that the papers were 
biased in news coverage or were 
promoting racism or sexism. 

Howard Arnold, the faculty 
judicial officer, also 
recommended diat the staff and 
management of The Daily 
Pennsylvanian and the Black 
Student League meet to work out 
differences. 

"Communication, dialogue and 
mediation need to become the 
norm on this campus, not the 
exception," Fagin and Lazerson 
said in the statement. 

After talking with the students, 
advisers, faculty and 
administrators, Arnold said he 
concluded that the newspaper 
theft resulted from long-standing 
disagreements between black 



Gay students face challenges 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 



While gay, lesbian, and 
bisexual students have made 
strides for equality on many 
college campuses, the national 
debate on gay rights still impacts 
them greatly, student leaders say. 

Many gay students either have 
to hide their orientation from 
fellow students, faculty, and 
administrators, or if they have 
come out, must remain vigilant 
against those who may harm 
them verbally or physically, 
officials said. 

Several universities and 
colleges have established gay, 
lesbian, and bisexual centers as 
resources both for straight and 
gay people who are trying to 
understand gay issues. 
Additionally, many campuses 
have student organizations, and 
support and social groups, for 
gay students. Even with this 
expanding openness and 
demands students are reporting 
that harassment still exists. 

Activists and scholars say that 
there is still a great 
misconception about who and 
what gay people are, and that the 
problems students face at college 
mirror the problems that gays 



and lesbians have in the "real 
world" concerning job security 
and benifits, housing, parenting, 
safety, and other issues. 

Phil Martin, director of the 
Gay, Lesbian and Bisexual 
Center at Ohio State University 
in Colombus, said the 
University- supported center was 
created so that gay students 
could have a safe environment 
and the greater community could 
better understand issues that 
affect these students. 

"the basic need for the office is 
to provide factual information 
about the gay population," 
Martin said. "People talk about 
myths that we're child molesters. 
The myth is that we are weak 
and sexually deviant. The mydi 
is that women are strong and 
truck drivers. The myth is that 



we are not equal human beings." 
There is no way to accurately 
gauge the number of lesbians, 
gays, and bisexuals in the United 
States- figures range from 1 
percent to 15 percent of the 
overall population. 

Martin and others say the same 
holds true for the college 
population- the exact numbers 
aren't known. But it is safe to 
assume that gay students attend 
almost every institution in the 
nation, Martin and other experts 
in the field said. But that doesn't 
mean that gay students are 
accepted. 

In the past year, there have 
been setbacks for the gay rights, 
officials say. Ohio Northern 
University voted to deny student 
government recognition of the 
Gay and Lesbian alliance. 



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Students, the student editors and 
the university. 

Arnold said he found students 
on both sides of the dispute were 
genuinely open to discussions to 
find common ground, so there 
was no furthur need for 
disciplinary action. 

"Mistakes by students must be 
seen more as opportunities for 
education than as occasions for 
punishment," he said. 

Former Penn President 
Sheldon Hackney, who is now 
chairman of the National 
Endowment for the Humanities, 
has been criticized for his 



handling of racial tensions and 
free speech issues that arose last- 
year when he was still head of 
the university. 

Last spring, five black students 
dropped charges of racial 
harassment against a white 
student who called them "water 
buffalo," saying they did not 
believe they could get a fair 
hearing on the issue. 

The white student said he did 
not consider "water buffalo" to 
be a racial slur, and he simply 
wanted the women to slop 
making noise outside his dorm 
room. 



CUP students favor 
moving mid-semester 
break to ALF week 



by Christin Mihon 
News Writer 



A recent area of student 
concern has been the possibility 
of having mid-semester break 
coincide with the Friday of 
Autumn Leaf Festival. 

In an opinion poll of 100 
students by random phone calls 
to dormitory rooms across 
campus, 48 percent of students 
interviewed thought that having 



the Friday of ALF week off was 
a good idea, 26 percent did not 
think it was a good idea and 13 
percent were neutral. 

A formal poll is under 
consideration by Student Senate 
and would be conducted in 
conjuction with senate elections. 
The results of that vote would 
be taken into consideration by 
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collection of kazoos that will be given out at this siaturday's 
Homecoming game against Bioomsburg. A portion of the 
novelty music makers will be retained for the fans who 
attend the football against Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania on Nov. 13. 



Public Safety 



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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the weeic of Sept. 27, through Oct. 
03, 1993. 

A love seat was reported missing on Sept. 28 from the TV room of 
Wilkinson Hall. This seat has been missing for three weeks. The value 
of the love seat is approximately $500.00. The item is green in color 
and has wooden arm rests. 

A fire alarm pull station was activated on the fourth floor of Nair 
Hall at approximately 5:54 a.m. on Oct. 2. The incident is under 
investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Yeltsin crushes revolt in bloody shoot-out 



courtesy of 
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International 

Yeltsin defeats revolt 

Boris Yeltsin won a bloody 
victory in the battle for Russia's 
future Monday, as his army 
crushed hard-line opponents 
barricaded in the Russian White 
House. 

Scores of former-communinists 
died as Yeltsin defeated the 
strongest bid yet designed to 
unseat him. 



Mubarak secure 

Egyptians voted Monday in a 
referendum that is widely 
expected to hand President 
Hosni Mubarak a third six year 
term. 

Police stepped up security to 
protect against attacks by 
Muslim militants who have 
mounted a violent campaign to 
topple the government and 
replace it with a strict Islamic 
state. 

Voting, which was light in 
Cairo, but heavier outside the 
city, passed without incident. 



Argentine mandate 

President Carlos Menem, 
exulting in his Peronist Party's 
solid victory in congressional 
elections, zeroed in Monday on 
amending the constitution to 
allow him a second term in 1995. 

The Peronists defeated the 
Civic Radical Union, the leading 
opposition party, by nearly 12 
points in Sunday's election. 

With 82 percent of polls 
reporting, official returns gave 
the Peronists 42.2 percent of the 
total vote cast. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 



Heisman 
Trophy winner returns 

After 20 years, a Heisman 
Trophy winner is back in the 
classroom at the University of 
Nebraska-Lincoln working 
toward a degree that he never 
received, according to The 
Nebraskan, the UNL newspaper. 
Former Comhusker wingbacker 
Johnny Rogers, 42, who was 
awarded the Heisman Trophy in 
1972 for being the best college 
player in the country, said he 
regrets not completing the 
coursework for his degree, and 
this time he'll stay in school until 
he completes his education. 

Rogers, a Lincoln resident, is 
president of the Omaha-based 
Malcolm X Memorial 
Foundation. 

His education is being paid for 
by the Northeastern University 
Center for the Study of Sport in 
Society. 



NBC's Bryant Gumbel named 
trustee 

NBC "Today" show host 
Bryant Gumbel has been elected 
to serve on the board of trustees 
of Bates College, the Lewiston, 
Maine school were he received a 
bachelor's degree in history in 
1970. 

Gumbel, who has anchored 
"Today" since 1982, longer than 
any other host, was awarded an 
honorary degree from Bates in 
1986. 

Pot plants found at Ithaca 
College 

Who ever was having a high 
old time in the woods of the 
Ithaca College campus has 
probably hit an all-time low this 
fall. 

Over 290 neatly potted 
marijuana plants, with an 
estimated street value of 
$400,000, were discovered in a 
densely wooded lot on the 
southern edge of the campus. 



Students walk in silence 



More than 650 students and 
faculity members silently 
marched across the Appalachian 
State University campus in 
memory of a student who lost 
her life to violence four years 
ago. 

The silent march has been held 
every fall since Jeni Gray, an 
Appalachian student, was 
abducted and murdered in the 
fall of 1989. 

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The Pentagon ordered fresh 
infantry, aerial gunships and top- 
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after at least 12 Americans were 
killed, 78 wounded and others 
captured in the fiercest fighting 
since the mission began. 

The casualties, inflicted by the 
forces of warlord Mohamed 
Farrah Aidid, were the most for 
the United States in such a short 
period since the Persian Gulf 
War. The battle began late 
Sunday and lasted into Monday. 
On Capitol Hill, some 
lawmakers called for U.S. 
withdrawal, but President 
Clinton insisted American forces 
would remain until order was 
restored. 

"Americans by the dozens are 
paying with their lives and limbs 
for a misplaced policy," said 
Sen. Robert C. Byrd, D-W.Va. 

Senate minority leader Bob 
Dole, R-Kan., said, "It seems to 
me that it's time to take a hard, 
hard look on why we're still 
there. 

"It's gone from a humanitarian 
mission to almost an outright 
armed conflict, and it seems to 
me Congress and the 
administration ought to come to 
grips with this and make a 
decision one way or another." 

Clinton defended sending the 
reinforcements. 



Viet envoy visits D.C. 

The highest ranking 
Vietnamese vistor since the end 
of the war was urged by 
Secretary of State Warren 
Christopher Monday to 
cooperate further in providing an 
accounting for missing American 
servicemen. 

State Department spokesman 
Mike McCurry said Vietnam has 
been accelerating its 
cooperation, but added Vietnam 
must do more. 

Trade center bombing trial 
started 

A prosecutor pointed one-by- 
one to four Muslim 
fundamentalists charged in the 
World Trade Center bombing 
and said Monday their "war of 
terrorism" had shattered 
America's sense of security. 

Some of the defendants, 
Mohammad Salameh, 26, 
Ahmad Ajaj, 27, Mahmud 
Abouhalima,33, and Nidal 
Ayyad,25, shook their heads 
several times during the 
prosecutor's opening statements 
but otherwise showed no 
emotion. 

Defense lawyers maintained 
the men's innocence. 

The bombing occurred as tens 
of thousands of people in the 
world's second tallest building 
were going about their lunchtime 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 7, 1993 



Pagel3 



Lifestyle 



'Love Letters ' portrays childhood friendships 



by Ray Henderson 
Lifestyles Writer 



The Clarion University 
Theatre's presentation of "Love 
Letters", by A.R. Gumey made 
its debut at the Hart Chapel on 
Tuesday evening. 

"Love Letters" is a very emo- 
tional story about a determined, 
goal-oriented man and an emo- 
tional, rebellious woman whose 
relationship exists mainly on 
paper. The two begin by passing 
notes back and forth to one 
another in grade school, and 
their written relationship blos- 
soms and perseveres for many 
years 

Both are upper-class children 
born of prominent families, 
whose parents have their whole 
lives planned out for them. 
Andy (Michael Lee Martin) and 
Melissa (Marion K. Russell) are 
sent away to academies, summer 
camps and dancing schools, all 
the while holding their relation- 
ship together through the mail 
despite the many miles that sepa- 
rate them. 




University Relations photo 
Michael Martin and Marion Russell play childhood friends who keep in touch despite the 
changes in life and its rewards and consequences in the drama "Love Letters." 

As they mature physically and both leave home to begin college 



emotionally, so does their rela- 
tionship and their writing. They 



Homecoming Queen : 

An Autumn Leaf Tradition 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



It's that time again — twelve 
young women are competing for 
the Homecoming Queen crown 
and all its glory. 

The court is chosen by various 
clubs or organizations on cam- 
pus. Through a method of vot- 
ing and elimination, the student 
body decides who will be their 
next Homecoming Queen. 

Senior attendants are Merrilyn 
Murnyack, communication 
major sponsored by Alpha 
Sigma Tau, Elizabeth Hughes, 
psychology major sponsored by 
Panhellenic Council, and Delila 
Greco, elementary education 
major sponsored by the dance 
team. 

Junior attendants are Carrie 
Van Verth, communications 
major sponsored by Panhellenic 
Council and Kristen Duncan, 
elementary education major 
sponsored by Alpha Sigma Tau. 

Sophomore attendants are 
Angela Shaffer, nursing major at 



the Venango campus, Laurie 
Marmo, early childhood/ ele- 
mentary education major, Gina 
DeBacco, elementary/ early 
childhood education major spon- 
sored by Delta Zeta, and Amy 
Bowser, political science/ history 
major sponsored by Delta Phi 
Epsilon. 

Freshman attendants are 
Kristen Kulling, elementary edu- 
cation/ special education major 
from Venango campus. Colleen 
Hiteshew, medical technology 
major sponsored by Zeta Tau 
Alpha, and Tracy D'Ambrosio, 
geriatrics major sponsored by the 
dance team. 

Clarion University will aown 
their Homecoming Queen and 
present her court at the 
Homecoming Dance tonight at 
10:30 p.m. in the Gemmell 
Mulli-Purpose room. The dance 
will run from 9 p.m. to midnight. 
The Homecoming court will be 
presented again at the football 
game on Saturday, October 9 
during halftime. 



and to pursue different careers 
and lead different lives. Andy 
joins the Navy and goes on to 
law school and a successful 
career, and Melissa pursues a 
career as an artist while she is in 
and out of various schools. 
Eventually, they each marry. 



Andy raises a family and enters 
politics, and is eventually elected 
to the United States Senate. 
Melissa's life, however, does not 
turn out to be as stable as that of 
her loving penpal. Melissa 
struggles with her career, and her 
marriage ends in alcoholism and 
divorce, breaking apart her fami- 



ly, her spirit, and her heart. For 
many years, the once flowering 
correspondence between Andy 
and Melissa is reduced to a rela- 
tionship consisting only of 
Christmas cards and hastily 
penned notes. 

Later in their lives, they once 
again become close, engaging in 
a behind-the-scenes affair. 
Unfortunately, Melissa is 
encumbered with a heavy load of 
emotional baggage, and Andy is 
too worried about his future in 
politics to risk the scandal that 
would inevitably occur were he 
to nurture a physical relationship 
with her. The press finds out 
about their affair, and they break 
apart. They are once again con- 
fined to what they can express to 
one another through pen and 
paper, this time for the rest of 
their lives. 

"Love Letters," which was 
directed by Mary Hardwick, is a 
quality production. Its simple 
stage set and one-on-one inter- 
play lend themselves well to inti- 
macy and emotion found in this 
story of a love held together only 
with perseverance and ink. 

"Love Letters" will be present- 
ed nightly at the Hart Chapel 
Theater through Saturday, 
October 9 at 8 p.m. 




University Relations photo 
The 1993 Homecoming Court: (front from left)Angela Shaffer, Marrilyn Murnyack, Amy 
Bowser, Elizabeth Hughes, Gina DeBacco, and Tracy D'Ambrosio. (Back from left): Delita 
Greco, Colleen Hiteshew, Laurie Marmo, Kristen Kulling, Carrie Van Verth, Kristen Duncan. 



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Two new faculty members welcomed to staff 



by Ron Santillo 
Ufestyles Writer 



Clarion University faculty is 
happy to welcome two new 
members to its staff. Joyce 
Jablonski has joined the staff as 
director of the Sandford Art 
Gallery and as an art department 
faculty member. Dr. Richard 
DeLuca has joined on as a pro- 
fessor of education and director 
of the Center of Educational 
Leadership. 

A native of Brookfield, Ohio, 
Jablonski is quite familiar with 
Uie Clarion area because she vis- 
ited Cook Forest often as she 
was growing up. Jablonski 
received a B.F.A. degree in 
ceramics from Youngstown State 
University. She also earned her 
M.F.A. degree in ceramic sculp- 
ture and drawing from the 
University of Texas at San 
Antonio, Texas. She will be 
teaching all levels of sculpture 
and 3-D design here at Clarion. 

While attending an art confer- 
ence in Yuma, Arizona, 

Jablonski met Cathy Joslyn, the 
chair of the Clarion University 

Art Department and faculty 

member Gary Greenburg. 



Jablonski 's teaching experience 
ranges from kindergarten 
through the university level. 
During the past year, she has 
been lecturing and leading work- 
shops at Lakeside Studio in 
Chicago, Illinois, where she 
served as an administrator and in 
charge of international art 
exchange. 

Prior to her work at Lakeside 
Studio, Jablonski has served as 
instructors and teaching assis- 
tants at various colleges and art 
centers in Michigan and Texas. 
She has received national and 
international art show awards for 
her works which have been dis- 
played in Texas, Illinois, 
Michigan, California, Ohio, 
Kansas and New Mexico, as well 
as in Canada and the former 
Soviet Union. Along with her 
art, she has also delivered many 
slide shows and lectures 
throughout the U.S. 

Jablonski feels that the 
Sandford Gallery is a nice size 
gallery with a lot of potential. 
She would like it to be a teaching 
gallery focusing on contempo- 
rary works, and depending on 

the budget, she would like to 
bring individual artists with the 





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University relations photo 
Joyce Jablonski and Dr. Richard DeLuca are two new faces 
in the classrooms at Clarion University. 



exhibits. Her conuracts through 
her years in art will enable her to 
obtain exhibits from the Baltic 
and from deep in the heart of 
Mexico. She would like to mix 
what is displayed from folk 
ceramic art in Mexico to works 
by Lativan artists. 

Dr. Richard DeLuca of 
Harrison City will be succeeding 
Dr. Claude Perkins, who took a 
position in St. Louis, Missouri, 
as the director of the center. 

DeLuca did his undergraduate 
work at the University of 
Pittsburgh and St. Vincent 
College, where he received his 
B.A. in history. He later 



received his master's degree in 
education/administration from 
Duquesne University and earned 
his Ph.D. in administration from 
the University of Pittsburgh. 

For the past three years 
DeLuca was the superintendent 
of schools for the Greater 
Johnstown School District. He 
was also employed by the 
Hempfield Area School District 
serving as assistant senior high 
school principal, assistant direc- 
tor of curriculum and instruction, 
administrative assistant and 
assistant superintendent. 

DeLuca is very happy to be 
teaching at the university level 



here at Clarion. "Teaching at a 
college is something that I 
always wanted to do," says 
DeLuca. "When this opportuni- 
ty presented itself, 1 decided to 
pursue it." 

Along with directing the 
Center, DeLuca will teach 
Introduction to Education for the 
Clarion University College of 
Education and Human Services. 

In 1988, the Center for 
Educational Leadership was for- 
mally authorized, which general 
purpose is to establish closer 
relationships with the K-12 
school community and the 
College of Education and 
Human Services. 

DeLuca would like to see the 
Center working with the superin- 
tentents, principals and teachers 
in each of the districts in order to 
assist in providing the best possi- 
ble education to their students. 
DeLuca is looking to visit each 
of the schools in the district to 
meet with superintendents and 
assess all their formal and infor- 
mal needs. 

One of the Center's more pop- 
ular programs is the Program of 
Scholastic Enrichment or POSE. 
The goal of this program is to 
increase post-secondary partici- 
pation of rural students, specifi- 
cally where families do not have 
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''Duo Concertante'' features flute and piano soloists 



by Anita Carbon 
Ufestyles Writer 



Clarion University's music 
department will host a guest 
recital, "Duo Concertante," with 
flutist Diane Gold and pianist 
Hanni Schmid-Wyss on Sunday, 
October 10. 

Hanni Schmid-Wyss is interna- 
tionally known, traveling 
throughout the U.S. and Europe 
performing in recitals, chamber 
ensembles and as a soloist in 
orchestras. She graduated with 
her M.S. degree from the Music 
Academy of Zurich in 
Switzerland and received a 



soloist diploma at the Staatliche 
Hochschule fur Musik Cologne 
in Germany. 

In Switzerland, Schmid-Wyss 
won a medal in the International 
Competition at Geneva and 
received first prize in the 
National Competition. Schmid- 
Wyss also plays contemporary 
music and has made several 
recordings. Critics describe her 
as "an artist full of temperment 
with a brilliant technique and at 
the same time very sensitive." 

Diane Gold is a member of the 
musical faculties of Juniata and 
York Colleges, Bucknell and 
Lehigh Universities and the 



Music Academy of State 
College. She is principle flutist 
of York, Altoona and Nittany 
Valley orchestras. Gold has 
recently recorded a second CD, 
"Masques," with the Huntingdon 
Trio of Philadelphia, a chamber 
ensemble at Drexel and Bucknell 
Universities. 

Gold has earned degrees from 
Eastman and Columbia where 
she studied with Julius Baker, 
Joseph Mariano and Albert 
Tipton. She performed in the 
Claire Polin Birthday Tribute in 
January 1991 at Weill Recital 
Hall in New York. Gold has 
played in concerts with the New 



Ponder the meaning of life and college 



by Anji Brown 
Lifestyles Writer 



Philosophy is the exploring of 
the basic truths of life and the 
universe. It reaches above and 
beyond the ordinary thinker. 

Dr. Laurence Thomas is cur- 
rently a professor of philosophy 
at Syracuse University. Thomas' 
unique approach to teaching has 
inspired greater interest among 
his students, and has also made 
his Philosophy 191 the most 
sought-after class on campus. 

Because of his innate ambition 
to create a greater interest, he 
invites groups of students to 
lunch or to his home. Students 
can earn extra aedit by writing a 
three-page essay on any lecture 
subject, and if it is considered to 
be an A then the grade counts. 
(If not, it is forgotten.) Always 
trying to keep the students think- 
ing positively, he sends personal- 
ized letters to those who are 
doing well in his class. 

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day in Thomas' classroom dis- 
plays his extreme concern for the 
college students' study habits. 
When learning upon his arrival 
of the classroom that 18 out of 
280 plus students in attendance 
indicated that they had read the 
assigned material for the day, 
Thomas walked out of the class- 
room without a word. 

The next day, Thomas brought 
an advertisement from the Daily 
Orange, the Syracuse newspa- 
per, chastising students for what 
he saw as academic indifference, 
and imploring them to be more 
serious in the classroom. His 
advertisement was met with 
praise and support from his col- 
leagues, students and media. 

Thomas received his B.A. from 
the University of Maryland and 
he acquired his M.A. and Ph.D. 
from the University of 
Pittsburgh. He also received an 
honorary L.L.D. from New 
England College. He previously 
held jobs as a professor of phi- 



losophy at Oberlin College, the 
University of Maryland and the 
University of Notre Dame. 

Dr. Laurence Thomas is a hard 
working professor who is always 
striving for excellence in his stu- 
dents. He has chosen to be a 
guest speaker at Clarion 
University. This visit is to be 
paid for through a grant from the 
Clarion University Foundation. 

The lecture given by Thomas, 
"Moral Deference and the art of 
Excellence," will be held at the 
Hart Chapel Theatre at 7 p.m. on 
Monday, October 11. It will 
cover contemporary moral prob- 
lems and the ideals of liberal 
education. The lecture is free 
and open to the public. A recep- 
tion will follow the lecture at 
Moore Hall. On Tuesday, 
Thomas will be visiting classes 
on campus to meet with the stu- 
dents. 

If you enjoy pondering the 
meaning of life, this is a lecture 
you just cannot miss. 



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Gold has taught maslerclasses 
to advanced students throughout 
the U.S. and Europe, and to stu- 
dents at Oxford University dur- 
ing the spring of 1993. She will 
perform Carl Reinecke's 
"Concerto for Flute" as a guest 
soloist with the Altoona 
Symphony on March 12, 1994. 

The program will include 
"Suite Mondale" by Ernest 
Block, "Anante in C Major, 
KV315" by Wolfgang Amadeus 
Mozart, and more. Schmid- 
Wyss will perform a piano solo, 
"Variations on 'un air Allemand' 
for solo piano" by Fredrick 



Chopin and Gold will perform 
Claude-Achille Debussy's 
"Syrinx for solo flute." 

The recital and mastcrclasscs 
presented by Diane Gold and 
Hanni Schmid-Wyss were 
arranged and co-ordinaicd by 
assistant professor of music. Dr. 
Brent Register. 

Schmid-Wyss and Gold's 
"Duo Concertante" is made pos- 
sible through a grant from the 
Clarion University Foundation. 
The guest recital is free and open 
to the public on Sunday, Oclober 
10 at 8:15 p.m. in the Hart 
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Page 17 



Student senators : the voices of the campus 



by Toni Ross 
IJfestyles Writer 



The Student Senate here at 
Clarion University plays an 
important role in most of the 
decisions made by the adminis- 
tration. Each student senator is 
responsible for making sure that 
all decisions are made with con- 
cern for the welfare of the stu- 
dent body. Three of those elect- 
ed senators — James Smith, 
Angela Link and Katrina 
Helmick — have specific ideas 
about what they can do to help 
all students here at Clarion. 

James Smith is a senior ele- 
mentary education major and he 
became a student senator 
because he wanted "to get 
involved and make a difference." 
Smith believes that his role of 
being a student senator is to 
address the needs and concerns 
of the student body. 

Smith is on the Dining and 
Residence Hall Conmiittee, a job 



he takes very seriously. As a 
member of the committee, Smith 
works closely with the dining 
and residence halls to see that 
students' needs and suggestions 
are met. 

Smith wants all students to get 
involved in Student Senate. "We 
as student senators are here to 
work for and with the entire stu- 
dent body. Without you this uni- 
versity wouldn't exist. So please 
voice your opinions and make a 
difference." 

When asked what needs to be 
changed at Clarion University, 
student senator Angela Link 
says, "More student involvement 
is needed here at Clarion. The 
school could be so much more 
full of life if there was more 
involvement from all of the stu- 
dents." 

Link, a sophomore elemen- 
tary/special education major is 
concerned with apathy among 
the student body. "There is so 
much to get involved in here at 




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Angela Link is just one of 
the many dedicated Student 
Senators ready to be your 
voice on campus issues. 

Clarion, but students don't seem 
to care." Link is also a part of 
the Committee on Sub- 
Conmiittees and Student Centers 




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Committee. 

A major reason Link ran for 
Student Senate was so her opin- 
ions could be voiced and heard. 
Her goal as a student senator is 
to give everyone a chance to 
have their opinions heard. 

Katrina Helmick is a senior 
French/ international business/ 
economics major who ran for 
student senate so she could be 
the spokesperson of "the cam- 
pus' most precious resources — 
its students," Her most impor- 
tant goal as a student senator is 
to increase the student body's 
awareness in subjects concerning 
everyone. 



Helmick is the chair of the 
Committee on Subcommittees 
and is also a member of the 
Elections Committee. She also 
believes that student involve- 
ment is the key in making the 
student senate effective. She 
says, "Student Senate is here to 
represent you. If you don't 
express how you feel, we'll 
never know. Let your voice be 
heard." 

Our student senators are wait- 
ing to hear your voice. If you 
have any suggestions or com- 
plaints, stop by the Student 
Senate office in 269 Gemmell. 



Medley of Latvian art displayed 



by Crystal Janis 
Lifestyles Writer 



An interesting array of art from 
Latvia is being displayed in the 
Sandford Art Gallery in 
Marwick-Boyd during October. 
The exhibit opened Tuesday, 
October 5 and will continue 
through Thursday, October 28. 

A plethora of six artists con- 
tribute a medley of artwork to be 
seen. Ilmars Blumbergs and 
Peteris Martinsons present their 
ideas in prints and ceramics. 
Egils Rozenberg creates printed 
fiber work of wall splattered 
tapestries. Viesturs Berzins gen- 
erates works of fiber, ceramics 
and sculpture. 

Juris Leitans contributes a dis- 
play of Russian amber jewelry. 
Necklaces, pins, rings and 
bracelets with hints of sterling 
silver adorn one particular comer 
of the gallery. Peteris Sidars 
completes this exhibit with more 
ceramics. All of the work dis- 
plays a wide variety of color, 
ranging from as neutral as 
blacks, whites and browns to as 
bold as bright pinks and sky 
Uues. 

"All work is contemporary and 
most is abstract or surreal," com- 
ments Joyce Jabl(Miski, director 
of the Sandford Gallery. "In 
their older works under Soviet 



rule, they had no control over 
what they could make. They had 
to be careful and focused their 
works on nationalism through 
recognizable, figurative work, 
supporting the country." 

These artists' works have 
changed greatly since Latvia 
pushed for independence in 
1988-89. Their main influence 
after this privilege of freedom 
came from what they saw on 
U.S. television broadcasts out of 
Finland and after a visit to the 
U.S. 

Due to the loss of government 
support, the artists had to 
become much more independent, 
supporting themselves through 
gallery exhibits and sales of their 
work. 

Jablonski has met each of these 
artists, "I met all of these artists 
at fiber and sculpture sympo- 
siums I attended in 1989 and 
1990. I invited all of them to the 
United States, and they have all 
visited and worked in the 
Chicago area. The pieces that 
they left behind are the basis for 
this exhibit." 

Gallery hours are 1-5 p.m. on 
Monday and Friday, 9 a.m.-8 
pjn. on Tuesday and Thursday, 
and 2-5 p.m. on Wednesday. 
Following the Latvian art is a 
faculty art exhibit November 2- 
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Independent School District sent 
parents formal letters of apology 
in September for having distrib- 
uted a sexual conduct manual, 
which officials belatedly con- 
cluded went too far. Among the 
listed violations, requiring expul- 
sion, explained to all students 
from the first grade up were hav- 
ing sexual contact with the geni- 
tals or anuses of animals. 

-In August, Judge Robert 
Schillberg released shoplifter 
Leroy Kelley without penalty in 
Lynnwood, Washington even 
though Kelley had just pleaded 
guilty to stealing two packs of 
Marlboros from a Safeway store, 
Schillberg fined Kelley $1, 
which the judge then paid out of 
his own pocket, because he 
believes "the store is more culpa- 
ble than (Kelley) is" for selling 
cigarettes in the first place since 
they are such dangerous prod- 
ucts. 

-In August, Food and Drug 
Administration agents raided a 
store in Columbus, Ohio that had 
an inventory of "ear candles," 
which are hollow candles that in 
theory will loosen hard-to- 
remove wax from a person's 
ears. (The candle is placed in 
the ear and lighted on top; the 
oxygen sucked from the hollow 
canal creates a vacuum that 
loosens the earwax.) FDA said 
neither the safety nor the effec- 



tiveness of the candles had been 
demonstrated. 

-In Rome, Georgia last fall, 
Rusty Strickland, 23, was sen- 
tenced to 12 years in prison 
when a substance the police said 
was cocaine was found in plastic 
bags in his home. At the time, 
Strickland begged for the police 
chemist to analyze the contents; 
the chemist affirmed that the 
substance was cocaine. After 
Strickland had served six months 
of his sentence, police chemists 
ran another test and found that 
the bags all along contained only 
soap. The original chemist, who 
had sworn in court that he had 
tested the bag but had not, was 
fired. 

-In July, Sacramento, 
California police began a crack- 
down on the city's homeless who 
were illegally camping out. 
Numerous citations were written, 
but almost as fast as the citations 
came to court, the court clerk- 
following official procedures — 
voided them because they lacked 
home addresses for the accused. 

-Retired Mongolian physician 
Ichinnorof Dendev, 60, and two 
countrymen are in the middle of 
a nine-month "walk" from 
Mongolia to Seattle, Washington 
where they hope to place flowers 
on the grave of the late martial 
arts movie star Bruce Lee, who 
apparently is very popular in 
Mongolia. As of early 
September, the trio were trying 



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Fairbanks, despite landscape that 
is impossible for walking. 

-James Cramer, 25, and Rudolf 
Warren, 24, were arrested in 
August and charged with four 
robberies of Buffalo, New York 
banks. The pair came to the 
attention of police when officers 
made a routine traffic stop of 
Warren, who was alone and dri- 
ving Cramer's car, and asked for 
his registration papers. Warren 
reached into the glove compart- 
ment and handed all the papers 
to the police, inadvertently 
including the holdup note the 
two had been using ("I have a 
gun. Put all the money in the 
envelope quickly!") 

-Wilfredo Nunez, 43, died of 
head injuries after being swept 
off his feet by unusually strong 
currents in a New York City 
sewer in July while sifting 
through knee-deep water search- 
ing for coins and trinkets. Said a 
colleague, of the pair's expedi- 
tion, "It doesn't smell that bad 
down there, and you don't get 
that dirty." 

-In May, the Howard Johnson 
Plaza-Suite Hotel in Baton 
Rouge, Louisiana temporary 
home of state Rep. David 
Armstrong of New Orleans 
while the legislature is in ses- 
sion, banned him from the 
premises, to protect its female 
employees from Armstrong's 
repeated sexual harassments. 
Hotel manager Rick Smith said 
he had stopped allowing house- 
keeping employees to go to 
Armstrong's room alone because 
several of them said Armstrong 
had greeted them naked or wear- 



ing little clothing, had made var- 
ious sexual gestures and had 
invariably invited them to join 
him in sexual activities. 

-Knight-Ridder News Service 
reported in December that Roger 
Dunavant's Straight Arrow firm 
in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania has 
increased sales of its horse 
grooming products over the last 
three years from $500,000 a year 
to $12 million through sales to 
humans for grooming them- 
selves. The hottest product is 
Mane 'n Tail Conditioner, but 
Hoofmaker also sells well as a 
hands and nails conditioner. 

-Rick Brown of Los Angeles 
introduced a $69.95 audiocas- 
sette program for women, 
'Think and Grow Breasts," con- 
sisting of hypnotic creative-visu- 
alization exercises designed to 
take women's minds back to 
puberty, to re-engage the "mam- 
mary-building process." 

-In a recent issue of the trade 
journal Circus Report was a 
notice placed by a clown, threat- 
ening legal action if a competitor 
didn't stop using the first 
clown's performing name, which 
is "Underwearhead the Clown." 

-Donald Kuntz, 25, was con- 
victed of assault in Toronto in 
March after participating in the 
slicing open of the arm of a 21- 
year-old woman he had just met 
in a bar. According to testimony 
at the trial, the woman had 
agreed in principle to let him 
drink her blood, but it was Kuntz 
who opened the wound, causing 
the woman pain and forcing her 
to head for the hospital. 
According to witnesses, Kuntz 
then dropped to the floor and 
licked up the spilled blood 
before fleeing. 

-Brian C. Jones, 20, was arrest- 
ed in Norfolk, Virginia in May 
and charged with breaking into 
his neighbor's house, stealing a 
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Pittsburgh's Dancing Linda appearing at Metropol 



by Kristen Geyer 
Lifestyles Writer 



"Sometimes true individuality 
comes not from creating some- 
thing new, but from avoiding 
everything familiar," says 
Pittsburgh City Paper writer 
John Hayes in relation to 
Pittsburgh's own alternative rock 
band Dancing Linda. 

Dancing Linda's original mate- 
rial, with thoughtful lyrics and a 
touch of metal, can be heard on 
Clarion's WCCB 640 A.M. and, 
following the trend, Edinboro 
University's station WFSE. Not 
only is Clarion being trendy by 
playing Dancing Linda on their 
radio stations, but the fraternity 
Sigma Phi Epsilon brought them 
to Clarion live. Dancing Linda 
can also be heard on WDVE's 
"Homegrown" show. 

Pennsylvania Musician writer 
Ronnie Cremer describes 
Dancing Linda's sound as "uuly 
unique. . .the chord changes and 
rhythmic variations displayed on 
their demo tape are extremely 
tasty, and I love food for song." 
Cremer also calls Dancing 
Linda's music as "cutting edge 
stuff." 

The four-man band, with 
Jimmy on vocals and lead guitar, 
Mark on drums, Chris on rhythm 
and lead guitar and Jason on 
bass, could have a very promis- 
ing future, according to Aaron P. 



"Throwing up a sound that falls 
somewhere between the guitar 
krunch of Alice in Chains and 
the ambionic noise washes 
of Smashing Pumpkins, 
Pittsburgh's own Dancing Linda 
may be one of the city's best 
kept secrets." 

Arthurs continues to rave 
about Dancing Linda as "pack- 
ing enough commercial appeal 
to probably draw some label 
attention, yet staying far enough 
left of center to be respectible." 

Some of Dancing Linda's 
songs include "Arig Nos Rae", 
"Poor Little World", "Under 
Water", "Honey Dear", "and 
"Circus." Says Bryan 

Woleslagle of Pennsylvania 
Musician, "All instruments stand 
out and what Jimmy does with 
his vocals is a very talented dif- 
ference to show off his unique 
ways." 

In the past. Dancing Linda has 
performed at Metropol in 
Pittsburgh and at Niabingy and 
Mutt's, both in West Virginia. 
Now Metropol is bringing 
Dancing Linda back home. 

So if you feel like taking a 
road trip to Pittsburgh tonight, be 
sure to stop in at the Metropol to 
check out Dancing Linda along 
with Bunjie Jambo and 
Thickhead Grin. The doors open 
at 6:30 and the performance is 
open to all ages with admission 
of $3. 




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A pack of gum and a piece of history at Herman's 



by John Martinec 
Lifestyles Writer 



The next time you need a pack 
of gum, cigarettes, a can of pop 
or some canned goods, think 
about going to Herman's 
Groceries-Conf. because you 
may get a little more than you 
think. 

This modest store is located 
beside Wendy's just off campus. 
It is a special little place because 
mixed in among the Pop-Tarts 
and the cans of beans is some of 
American small-town history. 

The original store was started 
in the 1860s as a general store 
like many others. It was a 
friendly store where the regular 
custcnners could go in to buy the 
day's groceries, set up an 
Hccount or go buv a chaw of 



tobacco for that day. They 
grinded their own coffee at 
Herman's and sold fresh baked 
goods to wide-eyed children. 

The store used to supply the 
university with buns and cold 
cuts, but that slowly changed 
when the town began to grow 
and the other larger businesses 
started to take the orders away 
from the small general stores. 

Today Herman's is a landmark 
of sorts here in Clarion. It is one 
of the last small-town general 
stores left in operation. At one 
time the store would have many 
people coming in and out but 
today only twenty or thirty peo- 
ple, usually college students, 
walk through those wooden 
doors. 

There was a time when many 



students would enter the store to 
buy a snack or something for 
dinner. But today, according to 
the store owner, Joseph Hennan, 
the students want "pizza, beer 
and ready-made sandwiches." 
Unfortunately this store does not 
carry those items. 

However, Herman's does have 
what most stores do not. All 
around the store are bottles and 
cans, little figurines and signs. 
Beneath the soft layer of dust 
that covers them is a story. The 
stories tell of Clarion history not 
unlike the history of many of 
America's small towns. 

Did you know that Clarion had 
at one time its own beer compa- 
ny around the 1900s? Not only 
that, but it had its own Coca- 
Cola bottling plant which closed 



in the 1940s. Hennan has a bot- 
tle from each company 

What was most interesting was 
how people started to call soda 
water, pop. According to 
Herman, Stines Kennedy sold a 
beverage in the 1930s that had a 
metal loop connected to a rubber 
plug in a bottle. The plug kept 
the flavoring and the carbonation 
separated. When the bottle was 
opened and the flavoring and 
carbonation were mixed together 
it caused a loud "POP" and bub- 
bles flowed everywhere. Thus 
came the name "pop." 

Many other pieces of history 
are preserved in glass at 
Herman's. There are tall wine 
bottles and bottles that are 
shaped like men and animals. 
Herman also has beer bottles of 



all shapes and sizes. 

Herman handed me one bottle 
with nicks around the mouth. 
He told me it was caused from 
the bottle being worn from the 
metal rod they used to remove 
the cork. 

There was a glass rolling pin 
and advertisement signs that 
looked like they should be in a 
museum. Herman also had a 
glass blowing rod that was used 
to make bottles here in Clarion. 

Just reading about these stories 
can never equal hearing them 
straight from the mouth of a man 
who knows them by heart. They 
lose the flavor that only Herman 
can give as he remembers work- 
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Sports 



Ea gles fall to 1-3 



Edinboro crushes Eagles, 28-0 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



It was an ugly, dreary day in 
Clarion anyway, but four Golden 
Eagle fumbles, three 
interceptions, and 102 yards 
worth of penalties turned 
uglyness into putrescence as the 
Golden Eagles were skunked by 
Edinboro 28-0. 

The severity of starting 
quarterback Chris Zak's leg 
injury was kept quiet all week, 
and at game's start, Craig Ray 
was under center. 

Trailing 7-0 late in quarter 
number one, Ray led the offense 
to the Edinboro 30, but on the 
13th play of drive, he fumbled 
the snap. Clarion never got 
closer than that. 

After two Edinboro field goals 
went awry, quarterback Jody 
Dickerson found Scott Mikowicz 
from three yards away for a 14-0 
halftime lead. 

Clarion was lucky to only be 
down by two touchdowns, as the 
Scots accumulated 296 total 
yards and 12 first downs in just 
two quarters. 

Edinboro continued its 
domination in the second half. 
The Scots used a 25 yard reverse 
and 20 yards worth of Clarion 
penalties to set up another score 
midway through the third. A 
five yard run by Larry Jackson 
capped off the drive and made it 
21-0. 

Later m the third, a 50 yard 
Dickerson missile set up a one 
yard plunge by Tom Tedder that 
mercifully closed out the scoring 
for the Scots. 

On the day, Edinboro amassed 
441 yards of total offense to 
Clarion's 221, while the Eagles 
were flagged for five personal 
"fowls." 

With the loss, the Eagles' 
record drops to 1-3, 0-1 in the 
conference as they enter 
Saturday's Homecoming game 
against Bloomsburg. Clarion 
beat Bloomsburg 23-20 last year. 
Saturday's kickoff is at 2 p.m. 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
Contemplating the odds: Saturday's 28-0 loss to Edinboro forced Chris Coleman (98) and 
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midfield. Edinboro 7, CUP 0. 

Second Quarter 
EdinI)oro: Mikowicz 3 pass 
from Dickerson (Rupert kick). 
Drive: 9 plays, 62 yards, 3:4 K 
Key play: Jackson 10 pass torn 
Dickerson on 4th & 4 from 
Clarion 18. P:dinboro 14, 
Clarion 0. 

Third Quarter 
Edinboro: Jackson 5 run 
<Rupcrt kick). Drive: 8 plays, 56 
yaals, 3:05. Key play: Waher 
runs reverse for 25 yards on 2nd 

6 16 from Clarion 31. 
Edinboro 21, Clarion 0. 
Edinboro: Tedder I run (Rupert 
kick). Drive 3 plays, 52 yards, 
:57. Key play: Grifl'in 50 p.iss 
from Dickerson on first play of 
drive. Edinboro 28, Clarion 0. 



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Oarion: Gregory 10-29; Henry 
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Clarion: Ray 11-32 for 157 and 
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Clarion defeats lUP. 3-0 



Mountain 



by Ray Henderson 
Sportswriter 



During the first week of 
September, with three games 
under their belt, the Clarion 
University volleyball team was 
riding high. They had just 
defeated lUP at the Fairmont 
State volleyball tournament to 
bring their record to 2-1. 

In the weeks that followed, the 
Lady Eagles' returned to Tippin 
Gymnasium for only two games 
against Robert Morris and Lock 
Haven, and their record 
plummeted to a dismal 2-15 that 
put them nearly in the basement 
of the PSAC. After a 14 game 
losing streak, it took a trip to the 
Rockies to bring their rocky 
record to 3-16, when they bested 
Tabor University of Kansas at 



the Colorado Christian 
Tournament in Colorado 
Springs. 

On Tuesday evening, the team 
managed to put yet another 
number in the "W" column with 
a 3-0 (15-8. 15-8, 15-1) victory 
against lUP. So far this season, 
two of the Eagles' three wins 
have been chalked up against 
lUP. Sophomore Bobbie 
Simpson led the evening with 
eleven kills, and Nicole 
Flambard finished close behind 
with ten. Katy Rhoads had 33 
assists for the evening, and Lisa 
Flynn dug in for 15 digs. 

The Eagles, their record 
improved to 4-16, will face off 
against Point Park College on 
October 15 at Tippin 
Gymnasium at 7 p.m. 



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by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



After one of the worst starts in 
recent memory, the Clarion 
Golden Eagles tennis team 
pulled together for a two game 
win streak to raise its record to 
3-6. 

A determined Eagle squad 
embarked on a two game road 
trip and Edinboro was the first 
destination. 

Kristen McKinley disposed of 
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it started with a 6-0, 6-1 beating. 
She then teamed with Morgan 
Mulvihill to claim a 6-4, 3-6, 6-2 
win. It was the first doubles 
victory for that team. 

Mulvihill also grabbed her first 
singles match of the year with a 
6-4, 3-6, 6-2 decision. 

Roxann Milton evened her 
record at 3-3 with a come from 
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record to 6-3. Wolkimir also 
won her doubles match, teaming 
with Melodi Dess for a 6-1, 6-2 
conquest. 

£>ess won her singles match 3- 
6, 6-2, 6-0 to increase her win 
total to four, and the number two 
seeded Milton took her singles 
match as well 6-4, 6-2. 

The teams of Milton and 
Unkefer along with McKinley 
and Mulvihill captured victories 
in doubles to give the Eagles six 
of the nine possible points. 

The Eagles will have to miss 
the ALF parade for their next 
match, a home tilt with 
Bloomsburg on Saturday. That 
match begins at 1 1 : 30. 

The Eagles seemed to have 
peaked at just the right time, for 
the PSAC Championships are 
right around the comer starting 
October 14 and lasting until 
October 16. 



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Brown needs seven catches 



Clarion hoping to regroup against Bloomsburg 



Story courtesy of 
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Clarion University's 1993 
football team will look to get 
back on the winning track this 
Saturday, October 9, as the 
Golden Eagles host Bloomsburg 
in the annual Homecoming 
game. Kickoff at Clarion's 
Memorial Stadium will be at 2 
p.m. 

The Golden Eagles enter the 
game with a 1-3 overall record 
and 0-1 mark in the PSAC-West, 
and Bloomsburg comes in at 1-4, 
0-1 in the PSAC-East 

"A year ago we were 0-4 going 
into this game and we told the 
team we still believed in them, 
we just needed to keep working 
hard and take them one game at 
a time," reflected head coach 
Gene Sobolewski. "We're going 
to approach this game just like 
we did a year ago and keep a 
positive approach. There's a lot 
of football left in 1993." 

The Golden Eagles, who are 



averaging 329.8 yards of offense 
per game will again be without 
the services of starting 
quarterback Chris Zak. The 
junior signal-caller, who injured 
his knee during the New Haven 
game in 1992 missed the entire 
season, re-injured his knee at 
Westminster two weeks ago and 
sat out the Edinboro game on 
Saturday. He will be re- 
evaluated next week. 

The Eagles will start junior 
Craig Ray who has completed 20 
of 46 passes for 210 yards and 1 
td, along with 4 interceptions. 

AU-American tight end Tim 
Brown, who ranks number one 
in the PSAC with 6.8 catches per 
game in 1993, is bearing down 
on the Clarion career reception 
record. Brown currently has 143 
career receptions at Clarion, 
second in school history behind 
former great Ron Urbansky who 
had 149 catches from 1986-89. 

Clarion's second leading 
receiver Jess Quinn will miss the 
Bloomsburg game with a leg 



mjury. 

Clarion's running game will 
be led by tailback Damien 
Henry. Henry has 396 yards on 
90 attempts, plus has caught 9 
passes for 104 yards and 1 td. 

The Clarion defense is yielding 
361 yards of offense per game, 
including 191.8 on the ground 
and 169.3 passing. 

The Huskies are averaging 
258.6 yards of total offense per 
game, and are led by 
sophomore quarterback Phil 
Ries, who has completed 46 of 
105 passes for 640 yards and 
seven td's, but has tossed nine 
interceptions. 

Ready to catch the pigskin are 
wideouts Buck Eardley (21 
catches) and Jeff Zoranski (10 
grabs) 

The running game is solid 
behind fullback Syheed Brooks 
(261 yards) and tailback Mike 
Johnson (243 yards). 

The Bloomsburg 
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offense per game. 



Sports Commentary: 



Can Philly fly with Bubby? 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



After watching Sunday's Jets- 
Eagles clash, I've become a 
believer; the Boomer Esiason led 
Jets are for real. The fired-up 
team from the Meadowlands was 
out to prove its worth against an 
NFC powerhouse in the 
Philadelphia Eagles. The result, 
a crazy 35-30 Philadelphia 
victory. No, not crazy, 
unimaginable. 

Eagles' quarterback Randall 
Cunningham ended his season 
early once again by suffering a 
broken leg in the first half. 
Guess who stepped in? You 
guessed it, the man for whom, 
due to his erratic passing, every 
underpass and overpass in 
Pittsburgh is named. Bubby 
Brister. Yes, black and gold die 
hards, your former starting 
quarterback. This particular 
Sunday, however, Brister would 
bury the Steeler ghosts from the 
past. 

Brister rallied tiis troops to 21 



points in the second half and 
tamed the Jets' Boomer Esiason 
in the fourth quarter. 
Philadelphia defensive back Eric 
Allen sealed the track meet for 
Philly with a 94 yard 
interception return. 

To tell you the truth, I never 
doubted Brister's ability. Crowd 
pressure, a mediocre offensive 
line and shaky receivers were 
partly the reason for Bubby's 
escapades in Pittsburgh, but in 
Philadelphia, he's been greeted 
with open arms and a clean slate. 

With many key players gone to 
free agency such as Reggie 
White, Keith Jackson and Keith 
Byars, the Eagles weren't 
expected to make the playoffs in 
1993, but at 4-0, they lead the 
most powerful division in the 
NFL. 

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playoffs, the city of Philadelphia 
has turned its attention more 
towards baseball for this 
October, but the undefeated 
Eagles deserve the just attention 
of their fans. Remember 1980? 
Tug McGraw led the Phils to a 
World Series championship over 
the Royals, and Ron Jaworski 
passed his Eagles to an NFC 
championship and an appearance 
in Super Bowl XV. Deja vu? 

- In other NFL notes, the New 
Orleans Saints kept rolling with 
a 37-6 drubbing of the LA Rams. 
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defense in the NFL, the Saints 
kept the Rams from getting 
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- Kansas City's Joe Montana 
went down with a hamstring 
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Sports Commentary : 



My interview with Jack Lambert 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



Would you pay eight bucks to 
get the autograph of a linebacker 
that hasn't played in the NFL 
since 1984, and is currently the 
deputy game warden of 
Armstrong county? Probably 
not, but I would. In fact I did on 
Sunday when Jack Lambert 
came to the Clarion Mall (and 1 
ase the word "mall" loosely) to 
sign autographs. 

The eight dollars was a small 
jHice to pay (I hear Willie Mays 
charges $30) as far as I was 
concerned. You s6e, Jack 
Lambert has been my idol ever 
since I was about eight years old. 
I am a long time cult follower of 
the Steeler teams of the 
seventies, and Lambert 
epitomized those teams. I have 
alwavs wanted to iust be able to 
sit down and shoot the breeze 
with one of the many hall of 
famers that played for those 
teams. I had done so much 
research about them that I 
probably knew more about their 
careers than they did. When I 
found out that my favorite of 
those hall of famers was going to 
be in Clarion, I hoped that I 
could get an interview with him 
for the Call. A conversation 
with him would be like a dream 
come true. 

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standing in line for several 
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to talk to the greatest middle 
linebacker ever to play. When 1 
got to him I excitedly shook his 
hand and said the wonderfully 
original line, "I'm a big fan." 
Ouch. I was choking in front of 
my hero. 

I shook that one off and moved 
on the rehearsed words. You 
see, in Super Bowl X, Steeler 
kicker Roy Gerela missed a 33 
yard field goal. Dallas Cowboy 
comerback Cliff Harris patted 
Gerela patronizingly on the 
head; an unacceptable taunt. 



asked if he was happy about 
being drafted by the Steelers 
back in 1974. He said that he 
had not been because the 
Steelers already had Jack Ham 
and Andy Russell at linebacker, 
and he did not think he would 
get to play. After this, he signed 
another autograph (this man, 
whose hands were shaking 
profusely, plunked down $24 for 
a card, football, and hat to be 
signed). Then I asked my 
second question. "What was it 
like playing with Chuck Noll?" 



"I had to hold out for $200,000, 
and I had made it to three 
consecutive pro bowls. " 

—Jack Lambert 



Lambert ran up behind him and 
threw him on the ground. This 
was a moment that is shown on 
every Super Bowl highlight tape 
and really epitomized the Steeler 
domination and intimidation of 
the 70's. I told Lambert that I 
loved that play, to which he 
responded, "Were you even alive 
then?" I said that I was two and 
he said, "Well, I'm sure that you 
have vivid memories." 
Everyone in line laughed, but 
Lambert wasn't even smiling. 

My ego was bruised a little 
but this was the crucial part. I 
asked him for an interview after 
the autograph signings. "Well, 
we'll see how the time goes." 
Right. A sugar coated "no." 

After an hour, the line had 
dried up and I walked over to the 
table at which he was sitting. I 
stood beside him with my 
notebook for about 15 seconds as 
he stared straight ahead, feigning 
obliviousness to my presence. 
Finally, I asked him if he could 
answer a few questions. A 
wordless nod was all I got. I 



"I never played with Chuck 
Noll, he was my coach." This 
was followed with a humorless 
chuckle. 

Sorry your highness, I didn't 
realize what close attention to 
detail you ex-jocks pay to 
linguistics. Then, with a critical 
look he asked, "Are you even 
writing any of this stuff down? 
What paper do you write for 
anyway? "You must have a 
really good memory." 

Slowly, my enthusiasm was 
beginning to change to both 
embarassment and anger. I 
couldn't exactly produce press 
credentials, but I think that I 
convinced him that this was a 
real interview. Even though I 
could realize I was more of a 
nuisance to him than a journalist, 
I pressed on. 

Still dripping with attitude, he 
seemed to begin to talk a bit 
more openly about his playing 
days. He noted that during his 
first two years in the NFL his 
team won the Super Bowl. "It 
was just the way we ended our 



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season. I really took that for 
granted. It wasn't until the first 
year we didn't make it to the 
Super Bowl..." his mind 
searched to grasp the year and I 
quickly contributed, "1977." He 
gave a look that I think was of 
annoyment and then continued, 
"It wasn't until that year that I 
realized how hard it was to win 
the championship." 

I asked him to respond to a 
quote. "Paul Zimmerman said 
that if 'Terry Bradshaw was their 
sword, and Joe Greene their 
heart, and Franco Harris their 
power, then Jack Lambert was 
their spirit.' How would you 
respond to that?" 

"Who's Paul Zimmerman?" 

'The premier NFL journalist in 
the country." I assumed he 
would know. 

"Well then he would know 
huh? (Humorless laugh again) I 
don't care about a blade or a 
sword or a heart, I just played 
the best that I could every game 
and if that inspired people, so be 
it. I never understood why 
people that are professionals 
need to be inspired." 

In Lambert's rookie year he 
signed for a measely $30,000. 
He breeds contempt for the 
owners, it seems, and I would 
guess that he is happy with the 
fact that they are shelling out so 
much money for today's players. 
"I had to hold out for $200,000, 
and I had made it to three 
consecutive Pro-Bowls. The 
owners got rich off us for years 
but would never part with a 
nickel more than what they had 
to." 

When asked if the Steeler 
teams that he played on were the 
greatest ever, Lambert said, "We 
were certainly one of the greatest 
teams that ever played. It's all 
relative. It's too hard to 
compare. It's like trying to say 
who was the greatest running 



back of all time." 

Upon completing the interview 
(which I cut short because of his 
excessive rudeness), I thanked 
him and wished him luck with 
his 1 1/2 week old baby. As I 
walked away, I was saddened 
because my favorite football 
player of all time, was no longer 
that. I couldn't believe the 
incredible indifference with 
which he treated me. How could 
he treat his number one fan like 
that? Didn't he know I've 
glamorized him for years? 
And then I thought, no he 
doesn't. 

Sometimes people expect too 
much of professional athletes. 
We may worship them so 
intensely and for so long that we 
feel we have an intimate 
relationship with them. Yet 
when we look at it from their 
perspective, we're just another 
fan, and they see the face of the 
fan hundreds of times a day for 
years. If I would have blurted 
out the endless number of facts 
an figures that I knew about his 
career, rather than be impressed, 
I'm sure he would say, "Get a 
life kid." He would see me as 
the football equivalent of a 
Trekkie. 

I loved the way Jack Lambert 
played football, but that never 
meant that he was obliged to be 
Mr. Personality. Charles Barkley 
says that he's not a role model, 
and I guess Lambert doesn't feel 
that he needs to be one either. 

The whole experience raised 
the question in my mind: Are 
professional athletes 

automatically forced to behave 
themselves in the public eye? 
We have to realize that there are 
some athletes that we have to 
admire for their athletic ability 
and their athletic ability only. 
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Sports Commentary: 

With Jordan's father, so died the thrill 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



He won three straight NBA 
championships, three MVP 
awards, seven scoring titles, two 
gold medals, and an NCAA 
national championship. Nobody 
could stop him. So, Wednesday 
afternoon, Michael Jordan 
stopped himself. 

Jordan did not just play 
basketball, he was basketball. 
From the playground to the gym, 
from elementary school to the 
pros, he was the ambassador of 
the sport he loved, the idol of 
everyone who ever laced up a 
pair of basketball shoes. 
The impact he alone had on the 
growth of the NBA was as 
inuneasurable as his impact on 
the success of Nike, McDonalds, 
Wheaties and everything else he 
endorsed. 

The sky was the limit for this 
incredible athlete and with some 
of the gravity-defying things he 
could do in mid-air, you couldn't 
even be sure of that. 

But Jordan has always had 
troubles with the press. It 
bothered him that, despite being 
the best offensive and the best 
defensive player in the game and 
despite his ability to place an 
entire franchise on his back and 
carry it to title after title, he was 
still so often criticized for so 
many different reasons. He was 
criticized for shooting too much, 
for not shooting enough, for not 
having an outside jumper, for not 
driving the lane enough. 

The calm, cool Jordan became 
so fed up he refused to speak to 
the press during the 1993 finals 
after the press battered him about 
allegations of a late night trip to 
Atlantic City. 

Despite all of this, Jordan still 
averaged 41 points during the 
NBA finals and brought home 
his third straight playoff MVP 
award along with his third 
consecutive championship. 

The Bad Boys of Detroit 
couldn't rattle him. Charles 
Barkley was unable to get inside 
his head and the media's attempt 
at causing Jordan to shatter 
emotionally was just as 
unsuccessful. 

It took the death of his father 
to prove that this man was 



actually human. 

James Jordan's death was seen 
as just another obstacle that this 
master of composure would 
overcome. But his father was his 
best friend, the one person that 
the most idolized person in 
America looked up to. When 
Michael Jordan's father died, so 
did Michael's desire to play 
basketball. 

Jordan has done everything 
one can do in a sport he 
dominated from 1984 until 1993. 
Despite only ten years in the 
league, Jordan is the 15th all- 
time leading scorer, and his 32.3 
point per game average is the 
best mark in history. He's also 
been an all-star every year he's 
been in the league. 

"There's nothing more for me 
to accomplish on the basketball 
court." Jordan said at his 
memorable press conference. "I 
may one day decide to unretire, 
but right now, I'm comfortable 
with my decisiwi." 

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You would expect a lesser 
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wants. He'll have more time 
with his family and more time on 
the golf course, and he certainly 
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Hey Alphi Chi Rho - Thanks for 
the mixer! We had a great time 
"bonding" with you. Love, Theta 
Phi Alpha. 

Kristen Duncan: Happy 21st 
birthday. Congrat's on making 
homecoming court. Love, your 
big, Sheila. 

Alphi Phi Omega would like to 
welcome our new pledge 
brothers: Michelle Adams, Laura 
Banker, Laura Briggs, Jason 
Davis, Bob Emiger, Allison 
Esposito, Stacy Rongaus, Brian 
Smeal, Jay Smith, Kelly 
Tomlinson, and Corey Wright. 
Good luck! 

Sigma Chi - Thanks for the 
mixer, sorry no one went "BLT." 
We would love for your pledges 
to dance for us again soon. Love, 
D-PHI-E. 

The sisters of Delta Phi Epsilon 
would like to welcome back all 
their alumna for ALF weekend. 

Sig Tau Gamma - We're glad to 
be with the "winning" float 
builders again. Let's go all the 
way in 1993. Love, D-PHI-E. 

Good luck to Laurie Marmo and 
Amy Bowser - representing 
Delta Phi Epsilon in the Autumn 
Leaf Festival 1993. 

To our new AST Associate 
Members: Angle, Heidi K., 
Sherry, Jen S., Karen, Nikki, 
Lisa, Georgia, Heidi S., Marci, 
Gretchen, Silvia, Jen A., and 
Tammy. We welcome you to the 
love and lifetime friendships of 
AZT. We're so happy to have 
you! With love, from your future 
sisters of ALT. 

To the brothers of KDR, Thanks 
for the great time, Let's do it 
again! Love, The sisters of AZT. 
Congratulations Merrilyn, 
Kristen and Carrie on making 
Homecoming Court. Good luck. 
We love you. Your sisters of 
AXT. 

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eventful year. I love you all. 
Love, Colleen. 

Thanks, Delta Zeta, for traveling 
"all around the world" with us. - 
your D.C. boys. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 7, 1993 



Back by popular demand: The Godfather Predicts 

Florida State to finally ''kick" Miami jinx 



The Godfather is back, and just 
in time for one of the best 
weekends in college football. 
Back from a one year hiatus, I 
was a documented 70 percent 
winner last year and am looking 
for a big year this season. So 
here I am to give you my picks 
of the week. Call your bookie, 
because these are the picks you 
can count on. Make him an offer 
he can't refuse. If he does, send 
Big Vinny over to break his 
kneecaps. 

#3 Miami at #1 Fla. State -11 
Perhaps the biggest game of 



924 



the year, just like every other 
year, is this battle for bragging 
rights in the state of Florida. 
The Seminoles come into this 
game at 5-0, but more 
impressively, 5-0 against the 
spread. Now, you might say that 
Florida State hasn't played 
anybody. Well.. .they haven't, 
but they have proven to be the 
best team in the nation. 

There are just too many 
weapons for the Hurricanes to 
contend with, weapons nearly as 
dangerous as the ones I sell to 
Third World nations. The most 
notable is Heisman Trophy 



candidate Charlie Ward. What 
can you say about Ward, except 
that he can do it all. Running, 
passing, shooting, rebounding. 
Miami can't stop this two-sport 
wonder, they can only hope to 
contain him. They won't. On 
the odJer side of the ball, there is 
hard hitting Derrick Brooks, who 
has everyone in Tallahassee 
asking, "Marvin Jones who?" 
Brooks anchors one of the 
quickest and most talented 
defenses in the nation. 

Two great offenses, two great 
defenses, but all eyes will be on 
the kicking game. Can you say, 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
Slipping from their grasp: Tim Brown and the Golden Eagles are slowly watching their 
playoff aspirations squirt away. Clarion will try to get back on the winning track Saturday 
against Bloomsburg. 



"wide right?" Can you say, "It 
doesn't matter?" For the first 
time in three years the kickers 
will have absolutely nothing to 
do with the outcome. Too much 
speed, too many weapons, and 
not enough trash talking or 
camoflauge for Miami to even 
come close. Take Florida State 
in a sniff, sniff, sniff.. .do I smell 
a BLOWOUT Fla. State 35. 
Miami 14. 

#10 Michigan at Mich St. +11 

The Wolverines come into this 
game at 3- 1 and have won 29 
straight against the Big Ten plus 
one. Quarterback Todd Collins 
calls the shots for this potent 
offense, but its the running of 
Heisman candidate Tyrone 
Wheatley that makes this offense 
a kingpin. Wheatley visits the 
endzone an average of three 
times per game, and if it wasn't 
for Charlie Ward (and the fact 
that there's a contract out on 
him), Wheatley could be handed 
the Heisman right now. 

The Spartans have improved 
from last year, but not enough to 
give Michigan a game. 
Wheatley and company will 
have a bang-bang shoot 'em up 
(pardon the expression. It's from 
the line of work I'm in) time. 
Wolves 38, Michigan State 10. 
#17 Louisville at #20 West 
Virginia -f 1 

This brings us to the game of 
the day. Not since the Major 
Harris era has West Virginia 
fielded a good team. They enter 
Saturday with a mark of 4-0, 
after holding off a tough Virginia 
Tech team last week. 

Louisville also has an 
undefeated record, and they 
possess one of the most 



underrated running backs in the 
nation, Ralph Dawkins. The 
Cardinals are good, but they only 
beat Pitt by 22. (Pitt is a 40 
point underdog against Notre 
Dame this weekend, and rumor 
has it that John Majors may go 
back to his old job as British 
Prime Minister.) Take the "eers" 
and the point. WVU 24, 
Louisville 20. 

Bloomsbui^ at Clarion -3 

The Eagles won a tough game 

in Bloomsburg last year with the 

help of a 68 yard fumble 

recovery for a touchdown by 

Frank Andrews. That win ended 

a four game losing streak, and 

placed the Eagles on the road to 

the PSAC-West championship. 

After being embarrassed by the 

Scots last week. Clarion needs 

the same boost in 1993. They'll 

get it. Look for the offense to 

finally get it together, and 

Marlon Worthy to have a huge 
day both receiving and returning. 

The Eagles will give the huge 

Memorial Stadium crowd 

something to cheer about. 

Eagles 26, Bloomsburg 13. 

The big plate of spaghetti 
award goes to the Arizona 
Wildcats' defense. Desert Storm 
is giving up an unbelievable 0.2 
yard per carry average and six 
yards rushing per game. The 
Wildcats sit at #11. 

The black rose award goes to 
the entire team of Syracuse and 
whoever picked them #6 in the 
preseason. The Orangemen just 
flat out stink. 

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Volume 74, Issue 6 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 14, 1993 



News 



Most want out 
Students speak out onl 
5(MnaIia pg. 61 



Lifestyles 

Life after death? 

Vop ghost hunters investigate! 
3arion pg- 101 



Sports 



Hey WiUie! 

The football team gets intc 
the ALF spirit pg- 191 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 
Friday: 



Cloudy skies, 
high 60 
Chance of rain 
high 55 



Saturday: ParUy sunny 

high 56 
Sunday: Mostly sunny 

high 60 
Monday: Breezy, mild 

high 57 
Tuesday: Chance of rain 

high 55 
Wednesday: Partly cloudy 

high 53 



Index 



Ccanmentary pg.a 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. lg| 

Lifestyles pg. 9 

Entertainment pg. 17| 

Sports pg. 19 

Classifieds pg- 23 



Clarion to get 
challenge money 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



Clarion has already received 
the first payment of nearly $1 
million as part of Governor 
Casey's tuition challenge 
program. 

Under the program, the 14 
state system schools and the four 
state related universities are 
eligible to receive about $200 
per Pennsylvania undergraduate 
student provided that the 
individual schools keep their 
tuition increases under 4.5 
percent. This year, tuition 
increased 4.4% ($126) to $2,954 
per year for in-state students. 

The amount is to be paid in 
quarterly installments. Thus far, 
Clarion has received $249,325. 

All of the state system schools 
kept tuition increases low 
enough to qualify for the 
additional funds, said Gary 
Tuma, press secretary for the 
Pennsylvania department of 
education. The 14 state schools 
together have qualified for 
$13.99 million in funds, 
averaging about $206 per 



Pennsylvania undergraduate 
student. This amount is on top of 
$357.9 million already 
appropriated. 

Including the state related 
schools, the amount released is 
$31,758,000. 

"We look better [financially] 
right now than we did at this 
time last year," said Comptroller 
John Francis. Cutbacks, said 
Francis, can be largely attributed 
to this. 

In comparison to in-state 
tuition, non-resident tuition 
jumped 20.09 percent this year 
to $7,352 per year, while out-of- 
state graduate tuition rose 23.83 
percent to $5,196 per year. 

Under a similar challenge 
program three years ago, the 
university only received 25 
percent of the expected amount. 

According to University 
Relations Director Ron Wilshire, 
"university officials do not 
anticipate a similar situation." 

Wilshire said that the 
university feels that if the 
remaining payments were not 
received the total budget would 
have to be reviewed. 



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Newly crowned Homecoming Queen, senior Merrilyn 
Murnyack and her escort Matt Dunlap. 



CUP's blood drive has undertones of urgency 



by Toni Ross 
Lifestyles writer & 
Michelle Sporer 
Editor-in -chief 



The challenge has been issued 
and both sides are out for blood - 
literally. In an effort to 
encourage campus communities 
to donate blood due to extfemely 
low supplies in the region, 
student governments at both 
Clarion University and Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania are 
working in conjunction with the 
American Red Cross in 
sponsoring competelive blood 
drives at each of the two rival 
schools. 

Whichever school surpasses 
their quota, as determined by the 
American Red Cross, by a 



greater number will have its flag 
flown over the losing 
institution's campus. In addition, 
both universities' presidents have 
agreed that the losing school will 
present a cake to the winning 
school's alumni at the November 
13 Clarion versus I.U.P. football 
game at I.U.P. 

I.U.P. held their blood drive 
approximately two weeks ago 
but failed to meet their quota of 
600 pints of blood within a two 
day Ume frame. 

Clarion's chance to taste 
victory, however, presents itself 
this Monday October 18 from II 
a.m. to 5 p.m. at the Gemmell 
Student Complex. Clarion's 
challenge is to meet 175 pints of 
blood in one day. 

Is Clarion up to the challenge? 



Student Senate President Gara 
Smith thinks so. "I believe in 
Clarion's ability to accomplish 
this goal. In fact, I'm extremely 
confident Clarion can double our 
quota." 

I.U.P.'s Student Congress 
President, James Leda shares 
some of Smith's confidence. 
"Your chances look pretty good," 
Leda said in a phone interview. 
However, he added that the 
football game is another matter 
altogether. 

And, while the competetive 
blood drive may be a fun 
challenge, the issue at hand is 
quite serious. According to 

Blood Services Aid Jesse 
Copenhaver.with the Clarion 
County chapter of the American 
Red Cross, blood suoolies for the 



county are dangerously low. 
"All (blood) types are, at what 
you would call, an extremely 
urgent level of need. We are 
within a hairsbreadth of calling 
on a national backup for 



coverage. 



In light of this, the Red Cross 
urges individuals age 17 or older, 
who weigh at least 105 pounds, 
and are in generally good health 
to give blood. Individuals can 
safely donate blood every 56 
days. 

Student Senate will be 
distributing prizes and gift 
certificates throughout the 
blmxlmobile. 

"I think it's a worthy cause," 
said Smith. "We must remember 
who the real winners are - the 
oeople who benefit from it " 



Celebrating over 70 years as a student newspaper 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Features Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Samantha White 

Ad Design 

Chris Clouse 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

& Interim 

Business Manager 

Hans Dovenspike 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
jcontributions fron\ any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. 1 week 
prior to publication. Classifieds 
are due Tuesday at noon the 
week of publication. 

The Clarion Call is funded by 
ihe Student Activity Fee and 
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The way I see it 




News Editor 



The envelope 
please 

They call it "Testing Your HIV 
Status." I call it a wakeup call 
from God. 1 know the facts 
about AIDS. I know how it is 
contracted. I know that, like 
getting pregnant, it only takes 
one unprotected time. And I also 
know that, like getting pregnant, 
orotection isn't 100%. For years 
I played the roulette wheel with 
life and with the lives of my 
parmers. I knew the risks and 
yet I was unaccountable, not 
responsible, but mostly I thought 
I was invincible. 

My nightmare began a few 
months ago when I was treating 
myself for what seemed to be an 
incurable yeast infection. I 
almost never read the inserts 
inside the boxes of over-the 
counter medicines, but for 
whatever reason I read the insert 
that time. It said, in big bold 
print, that chronic yeast infection 
are a common symptoms of HIV 
infection in women. My heart 
sank and my mouth went dry. 
My mind raced through the 
pictures of the men with whom I 
had slept. They all looked 
normal. They were all middle to 
upper-middle class men with 
good jobs and nice cars. How 
could I possibly be infected? 

I called the AIDS hotline to 
get more information about 
symptoms and to also find out 
what my risk was to HIV 
infection. I was told that anyone 
who has had unprotected 
vaginal, oral, or anal sex in the 
last 12 years and whose HIV 
status was not known should be 
tested. That wasn't what I 
status was not known should be 
tested. That wasn't what 1 
wanted to hear. I wanted to be 
told that bright college-educated 
females were personally exempt 
from AIDS. 



When I hung up the phone my 
body started shaking and I threw 
up. I didn't want to know. 1 
didn't think I could handle the 
truth. HIV seemed so foreign, so 
outside my body. But the 
possibility existed that the 
disease could be just under my 
skin, preparing its attack on my 
immune system, preparing its 
psychological destruction of my 
family, my friends, and my life. 

Two weeks went by before I 
made an appointment with my 
doctor. I finally stopped running 
and hiding, and I faced the truth: 
right or wrong, I had had several 
sexual encounters without using 
a condom, and I could very well 
be carrying the HIV virus. It 
was my responsibility to myself 
and to my past and future 
partners to know the truth about 
my HIV status. 

The test was simple and 
anonymous. I had blood drawn, 
and then I waited seven 
agonizing days for the 
envelope that 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



Can you nmxe the saddest 
piece of music you've ever 
hccird .' 1 heard my "saddest tune" 
Monday night on the evening 
news. At llie end of a memoriiU 
service for a 19 year-old man 
killed in Somalia last week, a 
lone uumpet sounded "Taps." 

The tune was sharp and 
mournful until the last few notes 
when the trumpeleer started to 
lose his emotional composure 
and the notes began to tremble. It 
always happens like that. 

"Taps will sound across the 
nation this week as the 14 men 
killed in a firefight in Mogadishu 
a week and a half ago are laid to 
rest. 

I'm not going to debate the 
pros and cons of the Somalia 
mission or the possibility of U.S. 
intervention in Bosnia. I won't 
dwell on the failed attempt to 
l^nd U.S. troops in Haiti 
Monday. Each is a damned if we 
do, damned if we don't, no win, 
can't lose situation. 

Katie Zaikoski went out this 
week in search of student and 
faculty opinion on the U.S. 
policy in Somalia. You will find 
some of the quotes on page six. 
Some people have given the 
issue a lot of thought, and while 



I don't neces.sarily agree with all 
of them, disagreement brings 
debate, and debate encourages 
thought. 

A disheartening trend can be 
found in Katie's notes though. 
Some students on this campus 
had no idea of what is happening 
in Somalia. It's bad enough that 
college educated men and 
women are unaware of world 
events, it is unforgivable to be 
indifferent or oblivious to the 
fact that 14 men were killed 
trying to carry out a 
humanitarian mission. 

Their ages ran from teen-ager 
to middle-aged. They very well 
could have been your kid 
brother, boyfriend, or father, yet 
some people set to graduate from 
this institution of higher learning 
cannot find on the map a dusty 
cornesf ipX^he. world 
American men and women 
Continue to risk their lives. 

For some young "adults" 
picking up a newspaper or 
catching the evening news cuts 
into 35 cent draft beer or the 
Beavis and Butthead show. They 
prefer the same old song and 
dance of blissful ignorance. 

And that song folks, is ahnost 
as sad as "Taps." 



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Reader Responses 



What about us? 

Dear Editor: 

I am writing this letter in 
response to the article, "Gay 
Students Face Challenge." The 
article stressed that all campuses 
should have centers where 



people could understand the 
problems and situations of 
homosexuals and bisexuals. 
Ohio State University has such a 
center on its campus. There they 
can enjoy a safe atmosphere 
among people who understand 
and respect them as individuals. 



What about a center such as 
that in Clarion? For those who 
do not know, no, we do not have 
one here. I believe that we all go 
to .school in a very close-minded 
environment. No one 
understands who we are or what 
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suffocated by stereotypes. These 
stereotypes have been able to 
continue because people are 
ignorant. That is why we need a 
center to combat the ignorance 
on campus. From there, 
ignorance could change into 
understanding. 

I and many of my friends live 
everyday in fear of being 
attacked by some close-minded 
person, either physically, 
verbally, or both. It is very hard 
to keep a positive attitude and be 
proud about who we are when 
we are smothered by the 
ignorance of the straight world. 
However, straight people also 
live in fear; fear of what they do 
not understand - homosexuality. 
Out of their ignorance comes 
violence against us. I never 
expect anyone to understand me, 
only to respect me for who I am. 
We are no different, only in 
those we love. We deserve 
equality, but instead get swept 
under the carpet as inferior. 

There are many homosexuals 
on Clarion's campus. There are 
also many who do not 
understand us and do not give us 
a chance. Perhaps we need a 
center like that at Ohio State to 
help those understand better that 
we are all in this world together, 
whether gay or straight. No one 
needs to be alienated anymore in 
the world of straight vs. gay. I 
feel the way that I do because 
that is who I am. It is not a 
disease. 

Homosexuality is something 
that I any many others have 
chosen and are proud of. But 
everyday we have to journey out 
into the "straight world" and are 
expected to follow the rules 
there. There does not need to be 
two separate worlds but one 
world, built on understanding for 
each other. 
Name withheld by request 



Parking woes 
continue 

Dear Editor: ■^— ^— -— 
We call it fraud! The school 
sells us a ticket for $15 and there 
is nowhere to park. It is almost 
two months into the semester 
and we still park about ten 
minutes away. The school should 
lake the responsibility to make 
parking less stressful. I live half 
iin hour away and have to leave 
■m hour early just to have time to 



walk to class. It is pathetic! Take 
heed to these words Public 
Safety because our feelings of 
immen.se hostility and frustration 
are shjired by many commuters. 
Take notice at the depletion of 
permit sales the next time you 
attempt to "steal" $15 from the 
hard-working student body! 

Frustrated students, 

Susan Drayer and 

Jeanne Yount 

Drayer is a sophomore English 

major with a minor in French 

Yount is a junior Elementary 

Education major 

The cycle of 
exploitation 

uear Lditor: 

Two flyers during Rush Week 
caught my attention and 
infuriated me. Both the Sigma 
Phi Epsilon and the Sigma Chi 
fraternities attempted to grab the 
attention of the "well balanced" 
men of this campus by 
publicizing themselves through 
the use of the most commonly 
used image - the female form. 

A bikini contest one night and 
a hot legs contest another made 
me think of how degrading these 
men are of women. They 
willingly exploit us just to 
publicize themselves and gain 
membership to their 
organization. These guys ( I 
cannot give them enough respect 
and refer to them as men) think 
they have the power to controlus 
and use our bodies as objects. 

How can they call themselves 
"well-balanced?" They are 
tipping the scale of equality, 
making it and themselves, 
extremely unbalanced. However, 
on the other side of the scale, 
there are women who place 
themselves into the position of 
objectivity. These women do not 
necessarily realize they are being 
used because they are 
conditioned to live up to those 
standards and act "like a woman 
should." They are unable to 
recognize this fact because the 
images seen through the media 
feeds their minds and persuades 
them into believing that THAT is 
what men want. They feel they 
must live up to these standards 
so that they are "proper" women. 
When these women contribute 
to this cycle, they are letting men 
believe it's alright to treat ihem 



Cont, on pg. 4 



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The ClJifibrt Calif 'thur!>ddy; October 14, 19^3 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 14,1993 



Page 5 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



conuuncd Jiuic 1Xk'"s results. It 
was the longest, most soul- 
searching week of my life. 1 
phuined my death. I picked out 
guardians for my children. I 
though about how I had gotten 
the disease, if I had it, and how 
having sex didn't automatically 
make me mature. 

I realized that sex is a very 
powerful force and just like 
guns, power, or drugs, it 
deserves respect and complete 
understanding before it is used. 

1 thought of how during the 
last 4 years I have known one 
person who died from AIDS and 
know one person who knows 
that he is infected with the HIV 
virus. 

I avoided listening to "The 
Last Song" by Elton John and 
refused to watch "And the Band 
Played On" on HBO about the 



origins of the AIDS epidemic. 
No matter what I did, though. I 
couldn't ignore the disease. 
AIDS was in the paper, on the 
television news, and in my 
children's health lessons in 
school. 1 tried to find peace. I 
talked to God. I came to the 
conclusion that whatever the 
results were, AIDS was a part of 
my life, whether it was living 
with it or living my life so as not 
to contact it. 

Finally day seven came. The 
doctor ripped open the envelope 
and said "It's negative." Relief 
poured over me like a tidal wave 
and I cried hysterically. I cried 
for myself, my children, and for 
my former lovers. I cried 
because my life would never be 
the same. I cried because I got 
another chance to listen, to learn, 
and to help those who weren't as 



lucky as me. 

You don't just wake up one 
morning healthy and die of 
AIDS that evening. The HIV 
virus can live inside you for 10 
years or more. And if you think 
putting together a family tree is 
difficult, imagine the sex partner 
tree you must put together for 
everyone with whom you've had 
sex. Each partner has a branch 
on which their partner's partners 
branch hangs. 

So next time you decide to 
have sex with someone, whether 
you are drunk at a party, dating 
for several months, or are 
considering marriage, remember 
how crowded your bed really is. 
You are responsible for your 
physical and mental health. And 
being responsible means more 
than rolling on a condom. 
Name withheld by request 



Jackson 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



"Young America, you have the 
capacity, you have the will. 
Don't let this moment pass. 
Keep this moment alive," said 
Rev. Jesse L. Jackson, telling the 
youth of America that they have 
to "move forward to hope, not 
backward by fear." 

The nationally known orator 
and civil rights activist was 
speaking at Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania, addressing issues 
of concern for today's youth. 

Students, Jackson said, are the 
source of change in America, so 
much more so than the courts, 
the president or the legislature. 
There is much that the 
iwentysomething generation has 
to accomplish, Jackson said, but 
they must overcome obstacles 
first in order to fight for change. 

If the youth are scared of guns 
and murder, they don't have the 
energy to fight for health care, 
Jackson said. 

"One never knows when the 
door of opportunity will swing 



open and you will have to 
become a Rosa Parks or Martin 
Luther King, Jr.," said Jackson. 
"Every generation has its 
challenge and its moral 
imperative." 

The twentysomething 
generation has two sets of 
probems facing it said Jackson. 

The first quagmire is the 
erosion of the tax base and the 
loss of jobs. The presidential 
response to this, said Jackson, is 
not increased investment, but a 
pledge to put more police on the 



streets. Clinton promised four 
years of investment at $50 
billion dollars per year re- 
investment in America, but so 
far has been all cut and no 
reinvestment. 

The second set of problems is 
the "moral degeneracy" that the 
youth have come to live with. 

"Our ethical standards have 
dropped so low [that] we have 
no guilt or shame," said Jackson. 
"In our arrogance, we have lost 
our sense of shame." 



Letters to the editor. . . 

(Cont. from pg. 3) 



that way; this gives the males 
permission, and the cycle 
continues. 

Where do we aim to break this 
cycle? Do we go straight to the 
source or do we educate the 
people lower than the hierarchy 
and grow in mass? There is 
strength in numbers, so the 
saying goes; this means that the 
stronger we become, the more 
powerful we can be against the 



patriarchy. It is when this system 
is deteriorated by our unified 
strength, these negative images 
of women will cease and our 
human abilities will rise. 

CarUt Kostek 

One proud feminist 

Kostek is a sophmore Early 

Childhood and Elementary 

Education Major with a minor 

in Women 's Studies 



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■■■IF— ■ I I 1 1 1 1 1 My— *■"> " ' " » 

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Dave's real world 



collides with TV 

©The Miami Herald 



The reason I agreed to be in an 
episode of a TV situation comedy 
was that the role was perfect for 
me. You want to choose your roles 
carefully, as an actor. You want to 
look for roles in which you can 
display the range, the depth, the 
infinitely subtle nuances of your 
acting talent. 

"It's just one word," the director 
said. "You say, "Howdy."' 

"I'll do it, " I said. A role like that 
comes along once in a lifetime. 

The TV show -- which might 
even still be on the air as you read 
this -- is called "Dave's World." It's 
loosely based on a book and some 
columns I wrote. I use the term 
"loosely" very loosely. There's no 
way they could just take my 
columns and turn them directly 
into a TV series; every episode 
would last four minutes, and end 
with all the major characters being 
killed by an exploding toilet. So 
they have professional writers 
supplying dramatic elements that 
are missing from my writing, such 
as plots, characters and jokes that 
do not involve the term "toad 
mucus." 

I worked hard on "Howdy," 
memorizing it in just days. 
Depending on the scene, I could 
deliver the line with various 
emotional subtexts, including 
happiness ("Howdy!"), sorrow 
("Howdy!"), anger (Howdy!") and 
dental problems ("Hmpgh!"). 

Then, just before I flew to Los 
Angeles for the filming, the 
director called to tell me that they 
had changed my role. In my new 
role, I played a man in an 
appliance store who tries to buy 
the last air conditioner, but gets 
into a bidding war for it with 
characters who are based, loosely, 
on me and my wife, played by 
Harry Anderson and DeLane 
Matthews. 

In my new role, I had to say 17 
words, not ONE of which was 
"Howdy!" I was still memorizing 
my part when I got to the stiidio. It 
was swarming with people: 
camera people, light people, sound 
people, bagel people, cream 
cheese people, people whose sole 
function -- this is a coveted union 
job, passed down from father to 
son -- is to go "SSHHH!" You, the 
actor, have to say your lines with 
all these people constantly staring 
at you, PLUS the director and the 
writers keep changing the script. 
The actors will do a scene, and the 
director will say, "OK, that was 
perfect, but this time. Bob, instead 
of saying, What's for dinner?' you 
say, 'Wait a minuXe! Benzene is 
actually a hydrocarbon!' And say it , 
with a Norwegian accent. Also, we 
think maybe your chfifacter shpuld 
have, no arnis,", ., ,f •_..•: , 
My Tines didn't' change much, 



but as we got ready to film my 
scene, I was increasingly nervous. 
I was supposed to walk up to the 
appliance salesman and say: "I 
need an air conditioner." I had 
gone over this many times, but as 
the director said "Action!" my 
brain - the brain is easily the least 
intelligent organ in the body -- lost 
my lines, and began frantically 
rummaging around for them in my 
memory banks. You could actually 
see my skull bulging with effort as 
I walked onto the set, in front of 
four TV cameras, a vast technical 
crew and a Live Studio Audience, 
with no real idea what I was going 
to say to the appliance salesman 
("I need a howdy"). 

But somehow I remembered my 
lines. The director seemed 
satisfied with my performance, 
except for the last part, where 
Harry Anderson, outbidding me 
for the air conditioner, hands the 
salesman some takeout sushi and 
says, "We'll throw in some squid," 
and I become disgusted and say, 
"Yuppies." (If you recognize this 
dialogue, it's because it's very 
similar to the appliance-buying 
scene in "Hamlet.") 

"That was perfect, Dave," said 
the director. (This is what directors 
say when they think it sucked.) 
"But when you say 'yuppies,' make 
it smaller," 

So we re-did the scene, and as 
we approached my last line, I was 
totally focused on doing a smaller 
"yuppies." Then I noticed that (a) 
the other actors weren't saying 
anything, and (b) everybody in the 
studio was staring at me, waiting. I 
had clearly messed up, but I had 
no idea how. This was a time to 
think fast, to improvise, to come 
up with a clever line that would 
save the scene. So here's what I 
did: I fell down. (It's a nervous 
habit I have. Ask my wife.) 

When I got up, I explained that 
I'd been waiting for Harry to say 
the squid line. 

"They took that out," somebody 
said. 

"They took out the SQUID?" I 
said. "The squid is GONE? " 

It turned out that everybody else 
knew this, including probably the 
Live Studio Audience. So we had 
to do that part again, with my 
brain feverishly repeating "No 
squid! Smaller yuppies!" 

That time we got through it, and 
my television career came to an 
end, and I went back to being, 
loosely, a newspaper columnist. I 
have not, however, ruled out the 
possibility of starring in a spinoff. 
I am thmking of a dramatit action 
series about a hero who, each 
week; tries to buy pn air 
conditioner; 1 have a great line for 
ending this colunui, butyl, cant 
remember what it is 



News 



Could be installed this semester 



Cable TV service agreement reached 



by Christy Williams 
News Writer 



A tentative agreement has been 
reached between Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania and 
TCI of Clarion cable company to 
supply cable television service to 
all residence halls. 

In an agreement reached 
Wednesday afternoon, the cable 
company has agreed to wire the 
remaining rooms which do not 
currently have service before the 
end of the semester. 

The agreement is pending final 
approval from Uie Legal Council 
for the State System of Higher 
Education (SSHE), in 
Harrisburg, and TCI's parent 
company in Denver, CO. 

Director of Resident Life, 
Barry Morris, said late 
Wednesday afternoon, "Both 
local parties have signed a 
contract. Now, we need federal 
approval. 

"The University has sent the 
contract to Harrisburg for 
approval, and TCI has sent the 
contract to Denver. We can't 
guarantee they will approve it. If 
they do, arrangements will be 
made to prepare a schedule of 
when we can begin talking to 
individual students." 

As for an actual date of 
installation, Morris said, "If tHey 
sign, and we get no problem 
from the students, we may be 
able to install cable in at least 



some residence halls by the end 
of the fall semester." 

According to Morris, complete 
installation of cable in Wilkinson 
Hall, which has had the service 
for some time, took only one 
week, but he added the building 
was empty at the time. 

Another option the University 
is considering is to only install 
cable service in the rooms that 
are occupied by students who 
presently want cable hook up in 
their rooms. 

This could present a wide 
variety of problems because 
when new students arrive cable 
installation would have to begin 
all over again. 

Morris prefers the option of 
putting cable service into all the 
residence hall rooms at one time. 
The University hopes to pick one 
hall to begin installation as soon 
as possible. 

Ben, Call, general manager of 
TCI of Clarion, -has been, 
negotiating the agreement with 
the University. 

"TCI is prepared to provide 
cable service to the student 
residence halls as soon as the 
University gets the contract 
signed. We have the equipment 
on hand, and we can start 
inmiediately." 

During the sununer orientation 
sessions, incoming students were 
promised that by the start of this 
fall semester cable hook ups 
would be installed in all of the 




Jim Collins / Clarion Call 
Students won't be forced into TV lounges If they decide to have cable service turned on in 
their rooms. An agreement has been reached to supply the service 



University residence halls. 

"The University had told us 
that all halls were going to be 
wired with cable by this year, so 
that is what we told the incoming 
freshmen." said Penny Farmery, 
Orientation leader and senior 
secondary education social 
studies major. 

Currently the only residence 
hall with complete cable 
accessibility is Wilkinson Hall. 
Nair Hall and Campbell Hall 



have cable hook ups in the 
graduate rooms and resident 
director rooms, and all of the 
halls have cable in the television 
lounges. 

Carla Veronesi, freshman 
Speech Pathology major stated, 
"I was informed that the dorms 
were going to have cable hook 
ups this year, so I went out and 
bought a new television set. 
What a waste of money. I cannot 
get a single channel." 



Ben Vessa III , Senior 
Communications major and 
resident assistant in Campbell 
hall is one of the students with a 
strong opinion about this 
situation. 

"A lot of people moved from 
off campus into the dorms 
because they were informed 
there would be cable. When we 
didn't have cable at the 
beginning of the year it caused a 
lot of tension ." 



Named for chemistry professor 



New scholarship award planned for Venango campus 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



An anonymous $10,000 
contribution will fund an 
endowed Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania scholarship in 
honor of long-time professor Dr. 
Glenn R. McElhattan. 

The Clarion University 
Foundation received the 
anonymous contribution 
designated for the Dr. Glenn R. 
McElhattan Scholarship 
Endowment. McElhattan is a 
professor of chemistry at the 
Venango Campus of Clarion 
University in Oil City. 



The new scholarship will be 
awarded next spring for payment 
during the 1994-95 academic 
year to high school seniors 
enrolling at Venango Campus. 
The scholarship winners will be 
selected by the Venango Campus 
Scholarship Committee and will 
be required to demonstrate high 
academic ability and success. 
The size of the award will be 
determined at a later date. 

"We are grateful for this 
anonymous contfibution to the 
endowment fund," said Harry 
Tripp, vice president for 
university advancement and 
executive director of the Clarion 



University Foundation. "It will 
provide a base for needed 
scholarship funds and serve as a 
tribute to the accomplishments 
of Dr. McElhattan and his 
commitment to the students of 
Clarion University's Venango 
Campus. The endowment 
contribution will be a lasting 
benefit for students, with only 
interest being used to fund the 
scholarship." 

McElhattan has worked to 
increase scholarship 

opportunities for students at 
Venango Campus, having served 
for over eight years as the chair 
of the Venango Campus 



Scholarship Committee. During 
this time period the number of 
scholarships grew nearly 400 
percent from eight to 40. 

"The committee members and 
myself worked with a number of 
local businesses and clubs to add 
scholarships from the campus," 
said McElhattan. "I feel very 
strongly about students having 
scholarship opportunities. I am 
pleased to have additional 
scholarship added through this 
anonymous source." 

McElhattan, a resident of RD4 
Franklin, has taught chemistry at 
Venango since 1968. A Clarion 
County native and graduate of 



Keystone High School, he 
obtained a B.S. in education 
from Clarion State Teachers 
College in 1956, a M. S. in 
chemistry from Western Reserve 
University in 1963, and an Ed.D 
from the University of 
Pittsburgh. 

He taught chemistry and 
physics at Rocky Grove High 
School from 1959-68 and was a 
night school program/continuing 
education teacher for 
Pennsylvania State University in 
1966-67. He served in Uie U.S. 
Marine Corps as an artillery 
officer and aerial observer from 
1956-59. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 7, 1993 



News Feature 



CUP students voice opinions on Somalia 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News ^^^iter 



Over the past two weeks, 
events in Somalia have made 
front page news across the 
nation. As tensions mounted in 
the African nation, 17 American 
soldiers were killed in a weekend 
fire-fighi Oct. 2. The American 
public was shocked and angered 
as Somalis dragged the body of a 
slain U.S. soldier through the 
dusty su^ts of Mogadishu. 

On Oct. 7, President Clinton 
ordered 5,300 more uoops into 
the area, along with heavy armor 
support and increased off-shore 
naval support. Clinton said the 
humanitarian missions must 
continue. 

Meanwhile, on Capitol Hill, 
the demand for U.S. wididrawal 
was being issued by members of 
both political parties. Calls for 
the resignation of Defense 
Secretary Les Aspin were made 
by several members of Congress 
who were upset over Aspin's 
earlier refusal to reinforce the 
troops in Somalia with tanks and 
armored personnel carriers. 

On Clarion's campus the 
students and faculty expressed 
their opinions in a survey 
conducted after the Clinton 
announcement of increased uoop 
sttength. 

• "I think we should pull all 
troops out. We went over there to 
help then defeat them, we're 
getting killed, we're not the bad 
guys so we should pull all tfoops 
out" Gwen Neal, freshman, Pre- 
Law 

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problems." Craig Waringo, desk 
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• "The whole bit was a bunch of 
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butt in there trying to get 
somebody out of it, and try to get 
their little bit out of it, then they 
wouldn't be there in the first 
place." Malcolm Mosley, junior, 
accounting 



there we might as well put more 
troops in." Tyson Schlosser, 
freshman 

• "1 think that Somalia is kind of 
scary because it could be another 
Vietnam but it doesn't seem the 
United Nations is doing any 
good, I can't imagine that there 
isn't anything that we can do, we 
ought to do something. It's not 
up to us to kick Adid out of 
power, just to make sure that 




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Members of Bravo Company, 1st battalion. 87th Infantry, board a C-5 transport plane 
Sunday at GrIffis Air Base in Rome, New York. The soldiers were bemg sent to remforce 
the U.S. troops already in Somalia. 



• "Half of me says diey should 
leave them alone and the other 
half of me says they should help 
them." Line Hilowij, sophomore, 
English 

• "I think we should get them out 
of there." Vikki Whistner, 
cashier at University book store 

• "Like I said a long time ago 
when we first went in there, they 
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"I think that there are more 
concerns in the U.S. and that we 
should be more concerned with 
ourselves before we get involved 
in another country's problems." 
Katrina Helmick, French 
International Business and 
Economics 

• "I think it's a complicated 
situation and I react in two 
different levels. We owe it to the 
United Nations to remain 
involved in Somalia when we 
made that pledge and if we pull 
out now we are admitting that 
Adid has won. This strong arm 
tactic that he has employed will 
bring us to our knees. On the 
other hand, my gut feeling is that 
we should get out, the cost of 
human lives is one I wouldn't 
want to pay." Harold Jacobson, 
Pastor of Grace Lutheran Church 

• "I feel that the United States 
should either pull totally out of 
Somalia or send more troops in. I 
think what Clinton did by 
sending more troops was smart 
but I don't feel that we really 
need to be there, but since we're 



everyone is out." Doug Sheldon, 
junior, geography. 

• "I don't mean to sound 
inhumane or anything, but I feel 
that we should completely pull 
out of SomaUa because it's such 
a vulnerable situation. There's 
talk of that possibly being 
another Vietnam and to me as 
inhumane as it sounds, I think 
we should just torch it and get 
out of there." John Echenoz, 
Pizzamore employee 

• "I think we should stay there 
and help out." Phil Plant, junior 
•"We should just pull out and let 
them deal with it themselves. I 
think it's terrible the way they 
are treating our servicemen over 
there and I just feel that we 
should get out." Sharon 
Yonkoski, third semester 
freshman. Business 

• "It looks to me that trie support 
of humanitarian relief is not 
going to do the job. I think they 
should orderly withdraw the 
strength that the president is 
proposing. 1 don't think that we 
can just pull out tomorrow 



without leaving a lot of unhappy 
people behind. It's just an 
unfortunate situation." Dr. James 
Knickerbocker, English 

Deparunent 

• "I think we should pull all 
troops out of Somalia." 
Stephanie Dewire, sophomore, 
undecided 

• "We should definitely get out 
of Somalia as soon as possible." 
Julie Smith, freshman, undecided 

• "I think they should be out of 
there now, or very soon. I'm 
comfortable with the idea of 
March as long as we are out of 
there by March. It seems to me 
that we aren't doing any good, 
I'm not sure that we are wanted 
there, I think we have probably 
overstayed. People get hurt, 
that's not the problem we should 
of expected some people to get 
hurt going in there for a war but 
I don't think we're really doing 
any good there." Dr. Marite 
Haynes, Psychology 

• "I think that we have already 
wasted too many human lives 
over there. We can't be safe in 
all of their country, we have too 
many people who are starving in 
this country that we should help 
before we go fighting over there. 
Now they are just fighting 
against us and we're wasting 
lives." Julie Sherlock, senior. 
Psychology 

• "I think we should stick widi it. 
Cutting and running is not a 
good idea especially because 
something becomes unpopular 
and you just decide to give up. 

"I'm not particularly 
enthusiastic about military 
adventures but if you get into 
them and you don't have an easy 
victory and you get into 
something where you don't look 
that good and then you cut and 
run, well then everyone knows 
what you're doing." Roger Horn, 
librarian 

• "1 don't think we should be 
over there, I think we should just 
stay here because we have 
enough problems and we should 
help out with what's going on 
here." Amy Robeson, freshman, 
Elementary Education 

• "I'm in the reserves and I partly 
think that we should be over 
there and I partly think that we 
shouldn't" Scott Emerick, third 
semester freshman, undecided. 

• "With the recent turn of events, 
it would seem obvious that our 
presence is not welcome and 1 
believe we should remove our 
forces from that area." Benjamin 
Fisler, freshman, theatre. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 14, 1993 



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Drinking games may be far 
more dangerous than you think 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Chug-a-lug and other drinking 
games are not as harmless as 
college students think, warn two 
researchers in a recently 
published study. 

Nearly 4,000 alcohol- 
consuming students from 58 
American colleges and 
universities were surveyed about 
the games they play when 
drinking. 

The study was done by David 
Hanson, a professor of sociology 
at Potsdam College of the State 
University of New York, and 
Ruth Engs, professor of applied 
health science at Indiana 
University of Fort Wanye, Ind. 

While students who identified 
themselves as "light" or 
"moderate" drinkers experienced 
few alcohol related problems, 
those who played a drinking 
game within the preceeding year 
significantly increased the 
probability of negative 
conquences in 15 of 17 drinking- 
related behaviors, the report 
says. 

The behaviors included 
missing classes, getting low 
grades, trouble with the law, 
violent behavior or property 
damage. 



More than twice a.s many game 
players as non-game players 
experienced difficulties in most 
categories, such as driving while 
drinking. Twice the number of 
game players as non-game 
players also had fears that they 
may be alcoholics. 




Ray Henderson / Clarion Call 
Drinking games can be 
dangerous to your health 
and grades. 

Chug-a-lug contests, which 
identify winners by those who 
consuifie die most alcohol in a 
time period, and "quarters," a 
game that involves flipping a 



Ethics essay contest announced 



Clarion University seniors are 
eligible to enter two ethics essay 
contests with the opportunity to 
win up to $5,000 in the national 
contest. Seniors interested in the 
contests must be graduating in 
Dec. 1993 or the spring of 1994. 

The essays can be entered in 
the Clarion Ethics Essay Contest 
and the National Elie Wiesel 
Ethics Essay Contest. Deadline 
for entry in the national 
competition is Jan. 4, 1994, and 
the deadline for the Clarion 
contest is Feb. 1, 1994. 

Prizes for the national contest 
range from the first place prize 
of $5,000, down to $500 for an 
honorable mention. The winner 
of the Clarion contest will 
receive $100, and a second $100 
may be awarded in the event of a 
tie. Honorable mention in the 
Clarion competition carries no 
cash award but would enhance a 
vita. 

Some sample topics for the 
essays: 

• What are our ethical 
obligations to preserve and 
protect our physical environment 



and natural resources? 

• What are the significant 
moral or ethical issues raised by 
technology in the 1990s? 

• How should we respond to 
new, and not so new, ethical 
issues in business, medicine, law, 
govemment and human rights? 

• What are the most important 
moral choices we face today? 

Seniors in all fields of study 
are eligible to enter the contests. 
Members of Clarion University 
faculty from many different 
areas have volunteered their 
assistance to entrants. Interested 
seniors may contact any of the 
following faculty for guidelines 
or advice: Bill Barnes, Biology ; 
Julia Bartkowiak, Philosophy; 
Edward Caropreso, Education; 
Lois Green, English; Mark 
Haggerty, Economics; Susan 
Hilton, Communications; Jean 
Rumsey, Philosophy; and 
Franklin Takei, Philosophy. 

Clarion University has been 
participating in the National 
contest for three years through 
the sponsorship of the 
Philosophy faculty and the 
CoUcce ot Arts and Sciences. 



quarter into a mug of beer to 
designate the person who has to 
drink the contents, were 
identified as two popular campus 
drinking games. 

Hanson and Engs stated that 
drinking game behavior should 
receive greater attention from 
campus alcohol prevention 
programs and messages. 
The two researchers concluded, 
however, that messages that 
stress abstinence from drinking 
have proved to not be effective 
among college students. 

"Light" and "moderate" 
drinkers were defined in the 
study as those who drank no 
more than three to four drinks no 
more than once a week, or five 
or more drinks no more than 
once a month. 

"Heavy" drinkers were defined 
as those who drank more than 
five drinks at any one sitting 
once a week or more. 

Many students are encouraged 
in their drinking endevors by 
drink specials offered by bars 
near campuses. 

Some bars near college 
campuses offer different drink 
specials every night of the week, 
leading some researchers think 
the offers lead to binge-drinking 
by some students. 



The Clarion Call 
needs proof-readers. 

All majors 
welcome 

Communications 
majors can earn 
their print co- 
curricular working 
one and a hall hours 
a week. 



Call Hans at the 

Clarion Call 

226-2380 

News, Features 

and Sports 

writers are also 

needed. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief .synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Oct. 02, through Oct. 
10, 1993. 

A fire alarm station was activated on the forth floor of Njiir Hall on 
Oct. 2 at approximaely 5:54 a.m. Incident is under investigation. 

A banner (ASA) was removed from the Chandler lobby between the 
hours of 2:00 and 4:00 p.m. on Oct 5. The banner is six feet in length 
and three feet wide with red and white colors. 

A fire alarm station was pulled on the sixth floor of Wilkinson Hall 
on Oct. 8, at approximately 3:20 a.m. Incident is under investigation. 

Between the hours of 3:30 and 7:30 a.m. on Oct. 8, a sink in the 
men's restroom on the "B" wing, forth floor in Campbell Hall, was 
pulled away from the wall. The incident is under investigation. 

On Oct. 9, at approximately 12:30 a.m., a student was cited for 
Public Drunkeness after being observed straggering and falling to the 



ground. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Nov. 5-6 

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Outside Clarion 



U.S. troops blocked from landing in Haiti 



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U.S. troops blocked in Haiti 

Amiy-baciicd toughs, warning 
of another Somalia, blocked 
American troops from landing as 
part of a IJ.N. peace mission in 
Haiti on Monday and drove 
away U.S. diplomats waiting to 
«jreet them. 

A bimd of 25 to 50 men, some 
of them armed, then beat up 
merchants in the nearby market 
and fired guns while roving 
through the capital city, Port-Au- 
Prince. 

No casualties were reported. 
ITie gunmen later took over the 
state -run radio station. 

U.S. and U.N. officials said the 
disturbances would not halt the 
overall peace mission. 

Two Americans win medicine 
Nobel Prize 

Massachusetts based scientists 
Phillip A. Sharp and Richard J. 
Roberts were named the co- 
recipients of this year's Nobel 
Prize for medicine and will split 
the $825,000 prize. 

The two men knew of each 
other's work but were not 
collaborating when they made 
their discoveries that changed 
scientist's understanding about 
DNA make-up and helped 
launch the field of 
biotechnology. 

Sharp, 49, a native of 
Falmouth, Ky., heads the biology 
department at the Massachusetts 
Institute of Technology 

Roberts. 50, a native of Derby, 
England, works at New England 
Biolabs in Beverly, Mass. 

In the wake of the two men's 
work, scientists found that in 
humans and other higher 
organisms. DNA includes 
seperaied gene segments that 
contain information to build 
proteins. 
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Kevorkian to go on trial again 

A Michigan judge ordered 
suicide doctor Jack Kevorkian 
Monday to stand Uial for helping 
a 73 year-old m;ui to kill himself 
last month. 

It is the second time Kevorkian 
has been ordered to stand trial 
for ignoring the state's new 
suicide law since the measure 
was reinstated by the Michigan 
Court of Appeals in June. 
Kevorkian has attended 18 
suicides since 1990. 

FBI hara$.sment case 

An FBI agent who contends 
her career has been ruined 
because she pubhcly accused a 
superior of assault and sexual 
harassment, declared Monday 
that she is turning in her badge. 

Suzanne J. Doucette, 39^, said 
she was taking the ^tion 
because the FBI had placed her 
on unpaid leave. 

Doucette argued that she was 
the victim of retaliation because 
she made her allegations public 
in congressional testimooy. 



Kennedy wedding another 
spectacle 

Ihe bride was late, the gr(X)m 
couldn't wait to kiss her and 
camera- wielding journalists 
chased the guests across the 
church lawn. 

The spectacle was everything 
one would expect from a 
Kennedy wedding. 

Edward Kennedy Jr. and 
Katherine Anne Gershman were 
married on Sunday after 
Gershman kept Kennedy waiting 
at the alter for nearly 20 minutes. 
Kennedy met her half way down 
the aisle and gave her a kiss. 

He is the son of long-time 
Massachusetts senator Edward 
Kennedy. 



Officers in King beating begin 
jail time 

Two white police officers 
convicted in the videotaped 
beating of black motorist 
Rodney King reported to a 
federal prison Tuesday to begin 
serving their sentences, after 
receiving a two- week reprieve. 

Sergeant Stacey Koon and 
Officer Laurence Powell started 
their time in "Club Fed" as the 
minimum security facility in 
northern California is called. 
The U.S. Supreme Court refused 
to hear dieir pleas to remain free 
while appealing against their 
convictions. 

Officials of the U.S. Bureau of 

Prisons, mindful that disgraced 

police officers are loathed by the 

general prison population, 

recommended the men serve at 

the facility. 
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said Monday. 

The governor reportedly felt 
better Monday after antibiotics 
apparently countered a sudden 
bout of fever and chills late 
Saturday, according to the 
University of Pittsburgh Medical 
Center. 

Doctors believe Casey's fever 
was triggered by a blood 
infection caused by bacteria. 



Transplant patient critical 

A five year-old girl from 
l^ngland who underwent a rare 
transplant was back in the 
intermediate intensive care unit 
(ICU) at Pittsburgh's Children's 
Hospital Monday. 

Laura Davies, who had a seven 
organ transplant at the hospital 
Sept. 16, had been moved to a 
regular room, but was returned 
to the ICU after she developed 
breathing problems. 

Davies received a new liver, 
stomach, pancreas, small and 
large intestines and two kidneys 
in a 15 hour operation because 
organs she recieved in an earlier 
transplant in June of 1992 began 
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Straight group supports gay 
rights 

The name says it all. Straight 
But Not Narrow is a group of 
heterosexual students who have 
banded together to support gay 
and lesbian rights and fight 
homophobia at the University of 
Houston. 

"There is no reason for 
homophobia," said John Cobb, 
president of the new 
organization. Cobb said his 
group wanted to emphasize that 
not all heterosexual people fear 
homosexuals. "It's simple. We're 
straight, but not narrow minded," 
said Maryelaine Eckerle, vice 
president of the group. 
"Everyone should have equal 
rights, and everyone should have 
the right to be who diey are." 

Mitchell Nicholas, executive 
administrator of the Gay, 
Lesbian and Bisexual Alliance, 
said his group supported the 
efforts of SBNN. 

"You don't have to be gay to 
come out in support of gay's and 
lesbians' equal rights," Nicholas 
said. "People are realizing that 
95 percent of our lives are like 
everyone else's." 

SBNN will be involved in the 
National Coming Out march and 
rally Oct. 11 and AIDS 
Awareness Week in November. 



A new national grant program 
dubbed "The Big Idea" offers 
students $2,000 grants for 
designing innovative service 
projects to batUe social problems 
in their campus communities. 

The program, sponsored by the 
Jostens Foundation in 
partnership with the Campus 
Outreach Opportunity League 
(COOL), announced the 
program, which will provide 
grants to ten students throughout 
the country, in September. 

The projects must reflect 
creativity and innovation and 
have the potential to be 
replicated on other campuses. 

"Further evidence of growing 
student concern over social 
issues can be found in the 
profusion of new student service 
organizations like COOL that 
have sprung up since the late 
1980s, as well as in a marked 
resurgence in established service 
programs," COOL said. 

UNM poets take verse to the 
streets 

A group of poets from the 
University of New Mexico gave 
readings of their work on the 
streets of Albuquerque last 
month in an effort to expo.se 
more people to poetry. 



Gettysburg college recently 
received die biggest single gift in 
its history, $3.5 million, from a 
trust fund established by an 1893 
graduate. 

Merle Stauffer Boyer's will 
stipulated that the college 
ultimately receive all proceeds 
from a trust fund established to 
benefit his two children, Kathryn 
and Donald, during their 
lifetimes. Boyer, a physician in 
Philadelphia, died in 1941. 

Kathryn died in 1979, and 
Donald died in 1993. They left 
no heirs. 

"What makes Uie Merie Boyer 
gift so special is that students 
who will make dieir mark on the 
21st century will have as their 
benefactor a graduate from 19di 
century," said college president 
Gordon Haaland. 

Students arrested in 
prostitution ring 

Three University of Arizona 
students were arrested for 
allegedly running a prostitution 
ring and employing college-age 
women. 

The arrests took place after 
police read an advertisement in 
The Arizona Daily Star 
promising a large selection of 
escorts and reasonaWe rates. 




ance. Somehow we compliment 
each other," comments Intraub. 

Rakeckas and Intraub have 
worked together on a regular 
basis for eleven years, synthesiz- 
ing the disciplines they studied, 
such as dieater, mime, dance and 
die martial arts. For seven years 
they rented studio space in 
Brooklyn and in the better- 
known spaces for avant-garde 
theater throughout New York 
City and around the world to 
work togedier full-time. 

Referring to performances and 



step. 

Rajeckas and Intraub's most 
recent work is "Full Moon Over 
Altoona," which the pair is reluc- 
tant to discuss with those who 
haven't seen it. Audience reac- 
tion is very important to diem. 

Tickets are going quickly, so 
please call soon. Tickets are $8 
for the public and $6 for stu- 
dents. Call (814) 437-3440 from 
9 a.m. to 5 p.m. , or visit the 
Barrow-Civic Theatre ticket 
booth 11 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. 
Monday through Friday. 



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Paul Rajeckas and Neil Intraub combine physical and verbal partnering to create a darkly 
comic mosaic. They piece together finely-timed movement with dialogue, soundtracks and 
music, creating a humorous and poignant theatre. 



Escape cold Clarion weather; study overseas in sun 



by Luis Almeida 
Contributing Writer 

Most Clarion University stu- 
dents are unaware that Uiey have 
die opportunity to study abroad 
at almost the exact expense of 
studying in Clarion. 

The International Student 
Exchange Program (ISEP) trades 
one student from the United 
States for one student from a 
host country, so Uiey literally 
trade expenses. Besides die dif- 
ference in expense of living, the 
airfare and a small placement 
fee, die cost of going to school 
would remain the same. 

One of die diree Clarion stu- 
dents to participate in the ISEP 



program last semester was 
Brandie Payne. Payne had taken 
eight years of Spanish before 
going to Mexico. Her main pur- 
pose for going was to become 
more fluent in diat language. 

Payne is majoring in both 
Spanish and marketing. She was 
enrolled in a university in 
Monterey, Mexico. The univer- 
sity was like a technical school 
where she took business courses. 
She felt that professors in 
Mexico expect a lot from Oieir 
students and diat homework was 
a daily fact of life. 

There were 30 odier American 
students at Payne's surrogate 
college, including Jennifer 



Johnson, anoUier Clarion student 
involved in the ISEP program. 
Johnson stated that she would 
usually find herself in a crowd 
with a mixture of both 
Americans and Mexicans. 
Friendships were made to the 
point where she spent Christmas 
and New Year's wiUi two differ- 
ent families. 

The third Clarion adventurer 
was Megan Stecklair, who is a 
German and Spanish major. She 
was placed in Eichstatt, 
Germany, but she is currently in 
Bavaria, about one hour nordi of 
Munich. The university she 
attended in Eichstatt had 3000 
students and die town was com- 



prised of one street. 

Stecklair spoke very highly of 
her ISEP experience. She said 
that she learned new ways of 
thinking and educating herself 
and diat people seemed to really 
enjoy learning in Germany and 
dedicated a lot to Uiat process. 

Germany was not the only 
country Stecklair visited. She 
also explored Poland, Austria 
and Czechoslovakia, and her 
family even joined her in March 
for a vacation. 

Stecklair encourages everyone 
to travel overseas. She reminds 
us diat one does not need a for- 
eign language because Uiere are 
possibiliUes of going to Ireland, 



Scotland, England or some odier 
English-speaking nation. She 
states diat diere was financial aid 
available and diat after buying 
the ticket it was like being in 
Clarion. 

Anyone who is interested in 
seeing new places should stop by 
the Office of International 
Programs at 212 Founders and 
ask about die ISEP program. 



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Programs 

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Actor Scott Keeley dazzles audience with magic 



by Hans Dovenspike 
Contributing Writer 



Scott Keely, 20 year veteran of 
stage, television, film, and radio 
will be performing a one-man 
show next Wednesday, entitled 
"The Devil You Say." The per- 
formance entails an evening of 
conversation with the devil him- 
self (or herself depending on 
your beliefs). 

Satan delivers his dialog while 



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ence. During this witty repartee, 
he attempts to dazzle the audi- 
ence with backfiring magic 
tricks. 

The performance uses excerpts 
from literary greats such as 
Dostoevsky, Twain, and 
Melville — along with the devil 
giving his version of the Bible. 

Amidst the humorous points of 
the performance, the audience 
will find out that beneath his 
facade, the devil is not someone 
to laugh at. 

Says Keely about the play, "In 
everything — every word, every 
image — there is a truth... and 
there is a lie. It is for you to 
decide which is which." 

"The Devil You Say" is rec- 
ommended for mature audiences 
only of adults, college and uni- 
versity and selected high school 
students. The play is sponsored 
by the Clarion University 
Activities Board Art Series. It is 
playing on Wednesday, October 
20 at 8 p.m. at Hart Chapel. 
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Expand intellect at coffee house 



by Suzanne Hildebrandt 
Lifestyles Writer 

The retrospect of beatnik cof- 
fee houses comes alive in Oil 
City . For one to two nights a 
month, a portion of the newly 
renovated Barrow Civic Theatre 
complex hosts a quaint gathering 
of diverse artists and audience 
members. 

Sponsored by Professor Phillip 
Terman of the English depart- 
ment at Clarion's Venango cam- 
pus, and other volunteers, the 
coffee house opens its doors on 
select Saturdays throughout the 
year. 

For a nominal admission of $3 
for adults and $2 for students, 
children and senior citizens, you 
are open to enjoy musical perfor- 
mances, poetry readings, short 
skits and literary readings as well 
as collections of other fine arts. 

Beginning at 7 p.m., people are 
prompted to relish the atmos- 



phere by starting off with a 
relaxing cup of coffee, including 
the luxuriant tastes of expresso 
and cappuccino, and the delec- 
table morsels of fresh pastries. 

While engaging in this titilla- 
tion of this palate, you are also 
invited to admire the various 
pieces of artwork on display 
throughout the establishment. 

Then at 7:30 p.m. the enchant- 
ing "performing showcase" takes 
the spotlight as fresh artisans 
from theaters demonstrate and 
share their skills with the varied 
audiences whose ages range 
from 2 to 90. Participation as 
either performer or audience 
member provides for an expres- 
sive and entertaining evening. 

Presently there are only three 
more coffee house nights left in 
this year's season but they are 
looking for interested perform- 
ers, writers, artists and musicians 
as well as good-hearted volun- 



teers for next year's venue. 

All interested individuals 
please feel free to contact 
Professor Phillip Terman at 
(814) 676-9429 or Charlene 
Dicaligaro at (412) 794-3338. 

The headlines for the remain- 
der of this year's performances 
are as follows: October 25- 
Accustic guitarist Charlene 
Dicaligare, poet Norm Milliken, 
Clarion University flutist Kylie 
Anderson, and Clarion Univer- 
sity viohnist Janice Spangler. 

November 6-CUP guitarist 
Brent Register, CUP flutist Lisa 
Johnson, and accomplished 
writer Bill O'Driscoll of the In 
Pittsburgh magazine with the 
remainder of the night reserved 
for open stage. 

December 4-performers are yet 
to be announced but there will be 
two from the musical genre and 
two from the literary genre. 
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Scare yourself at the 
Jaycees haunted barn 



by Sherry Dickerson 
Lifestyles Writer 



Halloween is just around the 
comer. So if you're not afraid of 
ghosts and goblins, the haunted 
bam awaits you. It is sponsored 
by the Clarion Area Jaycees. 
The haunted bam is the Jaycees 
largest fund raiser of the year. 

The haunted bam will be open 
Thursday, October 14 thru 
Sunday, October 17th and every 
night from Wednesday, October 
20th thru October 31st from 7-10 
p.m. on weekdays and 7-1 1 p.m. 
on Fridays and Saturdays. 

The haunted bam is located at 
the Clarion County Park off of 
Route 66 (between Route 322 
and Exit 8 on 1-80). The admis- 
sion price is $2.50 for adults and 
$1.50 for children 12 years and 
under. 



The Jaycees are a leadership 
training organization that offers 
individual development through 
community service for people 
the ages of 21-39. If you are 
interested in joining, the Clarion 
Jaycees hold their membership 
meetings on the first and third 
Thursday of every month at the 
Holiday Inn. 

Wednesday, October 27th is 
Conununity Night. All proceeds 
benefit the Clarion County Red 
Cross. Your support will get you 
a scare. For advance tickets 
sales call (814) 797-5864. Any 
questions call Jan Walters 226- 
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-A February issue of the 
Journal of the American Medical 
Association reported that a 23- 
year-old Israeli man required 
surgery to repair his small intes- 
tine after it ruptured following a 
toinpetition with his brother in 
which he ate 25 chili petters in 
12 minutes. Capsaicin, the burn- 
ing agent in chili peppers, had 
eaten through the intestine wall. 

j -Testifying in Conway, South 
Carolina, in April on behalf of 
her brother, who was ultimately 
convicted of criminal negligence 

^in the drowning death of a 
woman despite his being severe- 
ly intoxicated at the time, Janet 
Kolbasook told the court her 
brother was dear to her: "We're 



a tight family. We're all alco- 
holics." 

-In April, Edward R. Blagden, 
64, was brought before taxicab 
regulators in Fort Lauderdale, 
Florida on a customer's com- 
plaint that Blagden had locked 
him in the trunk of the taxi when 
he didn't pay the fare. Blagden 
ultimately lost his license, but 
not before he begged the hearing 
board: "I promise you, I won't 
put anybody in the trunk." 

-Ms. Adel Arnold, 49, the old- 
est of five woman who had been 
arrested in July 1992 for a top- 
free protest against Ontario nudi- 
ty laws that allow men to be 
shirtless but not women, won the 
case in February with her argu- 
ment that women's breasts are 
not necessarily objects of sexual 



desire: "They're hanging down 
to my waist. What's sexy about 
that?" 

-Convicted serial keller Henry 
Lee Lucas, imprisoned in 
Huntsville, Texas told an 
Associated Press reporter in July 
that he actually made up tales 
about his involvement in the 
nearly 600 murders he had con- 
fessed to. Lucas, who is now 
serving life sentences for 10 
murders, said that once he got 
started making up confessions, 
he couldn't stop: " I just didn't 
have any willpower." 

-A judge in Los Angeles sen- 
tenced Yu-te Chen, 27, of 
Taiwan to 30 days in jail in 
September after federal agents 
found 52 snakes illegally in his 
possession as he attempted to 



TV-5 joins United Way in fundraiser 



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lifestyles Writer 



Clarion University's own TV-5 
ijoined forces in an annual Walk- 
a-thon and 10 kilometer race 
with the United Way of Clarion 
County on October 3rd. 

{'Participants from the TV-5 staff 
included Karen Hazlett and 
Cassie Kaizer, who joined in the 
walk-a-thon. Station Manager 
Joe Rainey was awarded a tro- 
phy for placing third in his age 
.division for the lOK race. 
i TV-5 raised a total of $129 
through sponsors who agreed to 
pledge a certain amount for each 

' mile of the course, which 
totalled three miles. This 
amount was the largest amount 
raised by any participating stu- 
dent organization. Said Hazlett, 
"We are happy to have this tro- 
phy; but more than that, we are 
happy to have helped United 
Way. We would like to thank 
our sponsors who made this pos- 



sible." 

In addition to several other 
fundraisers, the lOK race and the 
Walk-A-Thon help to raise 
money for Clarion County's 
United Way and its eleven local 
member agencies: Southern 
Clarion County Organization for 
Parenthood Education, SAFE, 
Rape Crises Center, Parents 
Anonymous, Goodwill 

Industries, Girl Scouts, Boy 
Scouts, Foxview Manor, 



Clarion/Forest Visiting Nurse 
Association, Association for 
Retarded Citizens of Clarion 
County, and the American Red 
Cross. 

Highlights of the Walk-a-thon 
and race were aired during TV- 
5's live broadcast of the Autumn 
Leaf Parade, which will be re- 
aired the entire week of October 
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Angeles International Airport. 
Most were found in a carry-on 
bag, but 18 were strapped to his 
biceps and ankles. 

-Christopher Howard, 25, was 
arrested in Haines City, Florida 
in August after police responded 
to his call reporting that a bur- 
gler was trying to break into his 
house. When the officers 
arrived, Howard led them around 
the house looking for the alleged 
burgler, but apparently forgot 
that he had left on the dining 
room table a ceramic plate con- 
taining cocaine, which the offi- 
cers soon discovered. 

-In April, the Montana 
Legislature passed a harsh ani- 
mal-abuse law that increased the 
penalty for a second conviction 
to two years in prison and a 
$1,000 fine. The state's maxi- 
mum penalty for second-offense 
wife-beating is six months and 
$500. 

-A man whose identity was not 
disclosed in news accounts was 
arrested in April in Kissimmee, 
Florida and charged with misde- 
meanor lewdness after he tried to 
obtain the underwear of several 
police officers to add to his 400- 
item collection. Said a police 
detective, "This guy has a fetish 
for cops." Officers arrested him 
after they talked him into drop- 
ping by the station to chat. He 
was carrying samples of his col- 
lection along with videotapes of 
the TV show "Cops." 

-A 17 year-old boy was hospi- 



talized in Southington, Ohio, in 
March after he placed a .22 cal- 
iber bullet in a vise at his home 
and tightened it to see what 
would happen. It exploded, 
embedding metal fragments in 
his fingers. 

-Francis Perlmutter, who had 
inadvertently confessed to mur- 
der in St. Paul, Minnesota in 
June when he left a message on 
an answering machine, told 
reporters who were questioning 
him just after his arrest: "I don't 
know what's going to happen 
now. This is my first murder." 

-William K. Kessie, 42, was 
arrested in Cleveland in 
December and accused of mak- 
ing several telephone calls to 
women who work for churches 
in which he pretends to be a 
young girl who has been abduct- 
ed and raped and who is asking 
for their help. 

-In February, Wellington, New 
Zealand, police commander 
Murray Jackson told reporters 
that construction of a new police 
station and lockup would be 
delayed because the building 
would be subject to the new 
local safety code, which would 
require that prisoners have 
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Entertainment 



THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 





"One more time: You were at the park, enjoying the 
afternoon, when you distinctly heard the defendant 
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endangered species, Mr. Pig, while you yourself 
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16 Entreaty 
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situations 

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10:30 



11:00 



**• "G/?os/fet/stefs" (1984, Comedy) Bill Murray. PG' g 



Mr. Cooper [20/20 q 



Secrets of Lake Success One Less Secret (In Stereo) 



'The Man From Left Field" (1993) Burt Reynolds, g 



"The Man From Left Field' {:%3] Burt Reynolds, q 



Baseball Relief 



Mama 



Mama 



Secrets of Lake Success "One Less Secret" (In Stereo) 



** "Every Time We Say Goodbye' (1986) Tom Hanks 



Muppets I Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R)| Guts 



**'2 



Reckless Disregard' (1985, Drama) Tess Harper 



*** 



"Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel" (1 992) 



What You Do 



That's Z.//e (1986, Drama) Jack Lemmon. 'PG-13' 



Supermarket 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Bull winkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



W. Series 



NHL Hockey: Detroit Red Wings at Toronto Maple Leafs. From Maple Leaf Gardens. 

Wings q [Murder, She Wrote q \*y2 'Smokey and the Bandit 3" (1983) Jackie Gleason. 



**'/2 "A^/sfrgss"(1992) Robert Wuhl. (In Stereo) R' q 



***V2 Terminator 2: Judgment Day' (\^^^) 'R' q 



Partridge [Get Smart 



L.A. Law 



Dragnet 



iBpb Newhart 



**V2 "Unlawful Entry " (\%2) Kurt Russell. 'R' q 



More-Meets 



M.T. Moore 



Newsq 



News 



News 



Newsq 



11:30 



Sanders 



Cheers q 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightline q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Edition 



Chevy Chaae Ted Danson. 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



•** 'T/ieflmflfCft/r-fl" (1989) 'PG-13 



Horse Rac 



Sportscenter j Rodeo 



"Recruits" (1986) Steve Osmond 



*y2 "Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight" (1991) 



*** 



M.T. Moore [Van Dyke 



"Dominick and Eugene" (1988, Drama) Tom Hulce, Ray Liotta. 



Lucy Show 



"Masguerd." 



"Silencer" 



A. Hitchcock 



Unsolved Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING OCTOBER 16. 1993 



10 



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14 



17 



18 



21 



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25 



26 



4:00 



(3:00) 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



** 



"/■/S3 (1990) StacI Keanan. 'PG-13 



College Football: Regional Coverage 



6:00 



6:30 



*** 



"Defending Your Life' 



Golf: Skills [Belmont Breeders' Cup Special (Live; 



To Be Announced 



Freeland 



Box Office 



(3.00) More-Graffiti 



Cycling: Tour de France 



Cycling: Tour de France. 



Baywatch "Sky Rider " q 



Golf: Skills [Belmont Breeders' Cup Special (Live 



News 



News 



Newsq 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsq 



NBC News 



7:00 



7:30 



1991) Albert Brooks, PG' q 



News 



Night Court 



Court TV 



Wh. Fortune 



Untouchables Railroaded 



Crusaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! q [Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



*** 



"Singles " {^%2, Comedy) Bridget Fonda. 'PG-13" q 



**** 



When Harry Met Sally" (1989) Billy Crystal, q 



Mommies g jCafeAme. [Empty Nest [Nurses q 



10:00 



Dream On q 



10:30 



Crypt Tales 



Commish (In Stereo) q 



Worid Series: Game 1 . Braves or Phillies at White Sox or Blue Jays 



Sisters (In Stereo) q 



Worid Series: Game 1. Braves or Phillies at White Sox or Blue Jays 



Copsq 



Mommies q 



Cop* (R) g 



Cafe Ame. 



(3:30) •** "The Big Picture" (1989) |***V2 "The Right Stuff" (1983, Drama) An account of the training of America's first astronauts. "PG" 



College Football: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



**V2 'Linda (1993, Suspense) Virginia Madsen. q 



(3:00) 



*♦ 



'2 Prelude to a Kiss' (^2) 'PG-13' q 



*♦ 



Loverboy' {\%9) Patrick Dempsey 



Can't on TV Arcade 



(3:00) 'Original Sin' (\%%) 



Double Dare 



Major Dad q [Wings g 



Front Page (Iri Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Nurses g 



Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) 



*** 



Sisters (In Stereo) g 



Football [College Foottiall: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



"Enter Laughing" (1967, Comedy) Jose Ferrer. 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



••Vz "Traces Of Red " (W2 Mystery) R 



News g 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Golden Girts 



Empty Nest 



Saturday Night Live (R) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables 'Railroaded 



Afsenio Hall (In Stereo) g [Music 



News g [Saturday Night Live (R) 



Case Closed q 



**'--2 "My Blue Heaven {)9%) Steve Martin. PG-13' q 



**V2 ""Career Opportunities" {1%\) q 



Wild Side Salute 



Legends 



[Football Scoreboard 



**V2 "L/setfCars "(1980) Kurt Russell. R" 



** 



"Big Top Pee->vee (1988) Pee-wee Herman. 



** 



** 



Doug 



"The Karate Kid Part ///"" (1989) Ralph Macchio. PG 



"Iron Eagle" (1986) Louis Gossett Jr.. 'PG-13' q 



Rugrats 



"Out on a Limb" (1987) Actress Shirley MacLaine engages in a spiritual adventure. 



Clarissa 



Roundhouse 



Silk Stalkings "Wild Card" 



Sportscenter [Drag Racing 



•• 



"Sweet Justice" (1992) Marc Singer. "R 



'State Park" (1988) Kim Myers. 



***V2 "Basic Instinct" (1992) Michael Douglas. R' q \*V2 "Ring of Fire" (1991 , Drama) "R" 



Ren-Stimpy [You Afraid? 



**V2 "Out on a Z./md "(1987, Drama) Shirley MacLaine. 



** 



"Kill Cruise " imO) R' 



Very Very Nick at Nite 



Healthy Challenge 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING OCTOBER 17, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



(2:30) 



5:30 



6:00 



** 



Golf: Chrysler American Great 18. q 



"Collision Course "(^W, Comedy) Jay Leno. PG' q 



[News q 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



** "Airplane II: The Segue/ "(1982) PG' 



ABC News 



NFL Football: Kansas City Chiefs at San Dtego Chargers. (Live) 



NFL Football: San Francisco 49ers at Dallas Cowboys. From Texas Stadium. (Live) g 



Braun 



Home Again [ Living 



"A Fine i^ess (1986, Comedy) Ted Danson. 



Star Search (In Stereo) [News 



NFL Football: Kansas City Chiefs at San Diego Chargers. 



[Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



••* 



"Guns afflaras/' (1964) Richard Attenborough. 



Horse Racing 



(3:00) Fast Times' 



Worid Cup USA 



Ten of Us Two Dads 



'/2 "Radio Flyer ■(^%2, Drama) Elijah Wood. 'PG-13' 



(3:25) Once Upon' 



Can't on TV Arcade 



Ready or Not Chris Cross 



Double Dare 



Freshmen 



*** 



The Ryan White Story" (1988, Drama) Judith Light. 



(Live) 



Short Sub. 



Softball 



Major Dad q [Wings g 



Videos 



Am. Funniest 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



Townsend Television g 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Wind"{^%2, Adventure) Matthew Modine "PG-13' 



Lois & Clark-Superman 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



Comedy Hour: George Carlin 



•** 



"Pretty Woman" {^990, Comedy) Richard Gere. (In Stereo) q 



"Message From Nam' (1993, Drama) Jenny Robertson. 



Worid Series: Game 2. Braves or Phillies at White Sox or Blue Jays 



Worid Series: Game 2. Braves or Phillies at White Sox or Blue Jays 



Martin q [Living Single Married... [Dearest [Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



*** 



Gorillas in the Mist"{\S8B, Drama) Sigourney Weaver. PG-13' 



Drag Racing NFL Primetime 



Billiards Challenge 



h "Necessary Roughness'" {^99^) Scott Bakula. q 



•*V2 "Ladykiiler"" ()992, Suspense) Mimi Rogers, g 



*** "Ghostbusters" {^9BA, Comedy) Bill Murray. 'PG 



Rocko's Life [Legends [You Afraid? [Roundhouse 



Spenser Ceremony" C\993, Mystery) Robert Urich. 



"Message From A/am "(1993, Drama) Jenny Robertson. 



*•* 



Shampoo" [Wb, Comedy) Warren Beatty. R' 



Supertwuts: Ali vs. Chuvalo 



Case Closed (R) q 



** "Man rrot/^/e' (1992) Jack Nicholson. "PG-13" g 



••• ""Star Trek III: The Search tor Spoc/c (1984) 'PG' q 



Nick News mork 



[Lucy Show [Van Dyke 



*** 



"Unspeakable Acts 09%, Drama) Jill Clayburgh. 



Drag Racing: NHRA 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) q 



***V2 "The Road Warrior" (■\9B'\] "R 



Tim Allen 



M.T. Moore Bob Newhart 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Paid Prog. 



News 



11:30 



12:00 



""77;e Last of the Mohicans' 



Newsq 



Cheers g 



Sttkel 



Wealth 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 



Cheers g 



Night Court 



Murphy B. 



Lifestyles 



TBA 



Suspect 



••V2 "r/?e/?etvartf"" (1965, Drama) 



Sportscenter 



Silk Stalkings "Wild Card"' [Hollywood 



NFL 



*** 



**V2 "Defenseless" (^99^, Suspense) R 



'Coming to America" 



Thirtysomething 



Dragnet 



Paid Prog. 



A. Hitchcock 



Paid Prog. 



"Deadly S. 



Supennan 



Paid Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING OCTOBER 18, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25^ 



4:00 



4:30 



(3:00) Chris. Col' 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry Tiny Toon 



Cops g 



Cur. Affair 



5:00 



Hot Shots 



Newsg 



Coach g 



5:30 



Sports Quiz 



Newsg 



News 



Geraldo Marital infidelity. 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Animaniacs [Batman^ 



Newsq 



(3:00) *** "Gorillas in the Mist" (1988) 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



(2:30) 



Dream Lg. 



Pyramid 



Challenge 



Parker Lewis 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



*** 



Newsq 



Time After Time" (1979) Malcolm McDowell. 'PG" 



News 



News 



ABC Newd 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



FuU House g Roseanne g 



Newsg 



NBC News 



**V2 "The Reward' (^9%b, Drama) 



Max Out 



Facts of Life 



*** 



Guilty by Suspicion" (1991) 'PG-13' 



Muppets [Crazy Kids 



Th'breds 



Ninja Turtles 



W. Series 



Ninja Turtles 



Hard Copy g Ent. Tonight 



Jeopardy! g 



Cops g 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardyl g 



Wh. Fortune 



Manied... 



Am.Journal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



••* "Dead Bang " (^989, Suspense) Don Johnson. R g 



Day One g 



Fresh Prince 



Shade 



Shade 



Blossom g 



Dave's 



Dave's 



10:00 



10:30 



Tracey Ullman: New Yori( 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



•**V2 "The Waterdance" (W2] "R" g 



NFL Football: Los Angeles Raiders at Denver Broncos. From Mile High Stadium, g [News q 



"Moment of Truth: Stalking flac/r "(1993) Shanna Reed 



Murphy B. 



Murphy B. 



Love & War 



Love & War 



**'/; "Jersey Girl" i^ 992, Comedy-Drama) Jami Gert;. q 



Fresh Prince Blossom q 



•* ""7"ess of the Storm Country " {]960) Diane Baker. 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad q 



NFL Prime Monday 



Wings q 



(3:30) "The Fortune"' (Wi) *** "The Purple Rose of Cairo" {^98^) 



•** ""The Big Picture" (1989) Kevin Bacon. 'PG-13' q 



Hey Dude (R) [Guts 



""An Early Frost'C\965: Drama) Aidan Quinn. 



What You Do 



Supermaricet 



** 



Looney 



"In Between {] 992) Alexandra Paul. 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote q 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 



Eye to Eye (Iri Stereo) q 



Mama 



Mama 



"Moment of Truth: Stalking Back" (1993) Shanna Reed. 



News 



News 



Newsq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Edition 



Chevy Chaae Don Rickles 



•••V2 "Splendor in the Grass "{^9e^, Drama) Natalie Wood 



Newsq 



Expedition Earth 



WWF: Monday Night Raw 



*** 



"White Men Can"tJump" (1992) Woody Harrelson 



*'/2 "American Samurai" (\992) R' 



You Watch? Get Smart 



L.A. Law 



Dragnet 



Amazing Games 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) q 



W. Series 



Major Dad q 



** 



""Ring of Fire II: Blood and Steel" (1992) 



"Universal Soldier (1992) Jean-Claude Van Damme. 



Bob Newhart M.T. Moore IM.T. Moore 



*• 



"Notorious" {)992, Suspense) John Shea. 



Van Dyke 



Late Show q 



Love Con. 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



And Justice for All" ?\' 



Sportscenter 



Wings g [Odd Couple 



**'/2 Blue Desert" jm^) 



"Aces: Iron Eagle III" (1992) 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 19. 1993 j 




4:00 [ 4:30 [ 5:00 [ 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 [ 7:00 | 7:30 


8:00 [ 8:30 [ 9:00 


9:30 [ 10:00 10:30 11:00 


11:30 1 12:00 


2 


*** "Seems Like Old Times' (1980) Goldie Hawn. PG' 


*** "Ghostbusters ' 0984, Comedy) Bill Murray. "PG" g 


*** ""S/>)C7/es""(1992) Bridget Fonda g 


1 Am a Promise: Children of Stanton Elementary 


*** "Under Siege" 0992) 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) g 


Newsq 


Newsg 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy g 


Ent. Tonight 


Full House g 


Phenom g 


Roseanne q 


Coach (R)q [NYPDBIueq 


Newsq 


Cheers g [Nightline q 


6 


Empty Nest Cheers g 


Coach q 


News 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardyl g 


Wh. Fortune 


Saved-Bell 


Getting By g 


"Message From Nam" 0993, Drama) Jenny Robertson. 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Geraldo 


News 


CBS News 


Copsg 


Married... 


Worid Series: Game 3 White Sox or Blue Jays at Braves or Phillies 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


8 


Les Brown 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newsg 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Worid Series: Game 3. White Sox or Blue Jays at Braves or Phillies 


Newsq 


Edition 


Late Show q 1 


10 


Tom-Jerry Tiny Toon 


Animaniacs {Batman q 


Full House g 


Roseanne g 


Roseanne g 


Married... 


Roc (R) g 


Bakersfield 


America's Most Wanted q [Mama [Mama 


Chevy Chase (In Stereo) q 


Love Con. | 


11 


Cops g Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


Newsg 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Fortune 


Saved-Bell 


Getting By g 


"Message From Nam" 0993, Drama) Jenny Robertson. 


Newsq 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 1 


14 


(3 00) *** "Ghostbusters 


"Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) 


*** "H/ar/oc/c' (1959, Western) Richard Widmark. 


Short Sub. 


*** "Pete n' Tillie" 0972) Carol Burnett. PG" 


** "/Werf/ca/Story" (1975) Beau Bridges. 1 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


Challenge 


Max Out 


NBA Today 


Up Close 


Sportscenter 


NHL Hockey: Pittsburgh Penguins at New York Islanders, From the Nassau Coliseum. [Sportsnight 


Sportscenter 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


Part<er Lewis 


Facts of Life 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtles 


Major Dad g 


Wings g 


Murder, She Wrote g |**"2 "Web of Deceit (1990, Drama) Linda Purl g 


Major Dad q 


Wings q [Odd Couple 


21 


(2:00) 


♦*V2 "Babe" 


1975) Susan Clark. 


** "Nickels Dime 0992) C. Thomas Howell, PG 


"Desire and Hell at Sunset Motel' 0992) *** "The Last Boy Scout 


1991) "Rq 


** "Boomerang" (1992) Eddie Murphy, q 1 


22 


(3 35) ***'2 "Night of the Hunter (\9bb) 


To Die, To Sleep 0992. Drama) NR' 


*** "City Slickers' 099^) Billy Crystal. 'PG-13 


**V2 "Psycho IV: The Beginning " 0990) 


Fatality 


Red Shoe 


** "Night Eyes 2" 099^ 1 


25 


Muppets 


Crazy Kids 


Hey Dude (R) 


Guts 


What You Do Looney 


Looney 


Bullwinkle 


Partridge [Get Smart 


Dragnet Bob Newhart M.T. Moore 


M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Lucy Show 


Hitchcock 


26 


*« Killer Instinct {:986. Drama) Melissa Gilbert. 


Supermaritet 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Healthy Challenge 


"Lady in the Corner 0989, Drama) Loretta Young. 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 20. 1993 



4:00 



4:30 



2 (3 30)*'? Defense Play" 



7 



Do nahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nest j Cheers : 



Oprah Winfrey :; 



8 : Les Brown 



10 Tom-Jerry Tiny Toon 



11 Cops: 



14 (2 30j 



Cur. Affair 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



News; 



Operation Lookout 099)) PG-13 



Coach : 



Newsq 



News 



Geraldo Shoplifting. (R) 



Oprah Winfrey 



Animaniacs Batman: 



News : 



Newsq 



News 



News 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



** 



Pizza Man 099:) BiW Maher 



ABC News Hard Copy q Ent. Tonight 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News : 



Full House :; Roseanne : 



News : 



Jeopardy! 



Cops 



CBS News 



Roseanne : 



Pete " Tiilie (1972) Carol Burnett PG 



NBC News [Jeopardy! 



Wh. Fortune 



Married. 



Am.Journal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



**V2 "Storyville (1992. Suspense) James Spader R' q 



Thea 



htL 



[Joe's Life q 



9:00 



9:30 



Home Imp [Grace Under 



Unsolved Mysteries q [Now-T. Brokaw & K. Couric [Law t Order Black Tie q 
World Series: Game 4 White Sox or Blue Jays at Braves or Phillies 



10:00 



Crypt Tales 



10:30 



Sanders 



Moon Over Miami q 



Worid Series: Game 4 White Sox or Blue Jays at Braves or Phillies 



Beverly Hills, 90210 q 



Unsolved Mysteries q 



Melrose Place (In Stereo) q Mama 



Mama 



■♦♦'2 



17 j MaxOutiRi , Dream Lg i Challenge Max Out 



18 . Pyramid 

"2r~[!2 30) 
22 '••♦ - 



j Pyramid 



Parker Lewis Facts of Life 



:♦♦ 



Fugitive Family (1980. Drama.l 



' InternaPcnal Velvet (1978 Drama) Tatum O'Neal PC 



Insid e PG A : Up Close Sportscenter PBA Bowling 



Ninia Turtles jNinia Turtles jMaior Dad q [Wings 



----. Bil' Murray PG i 



Say Ar^ything (1989) John Cusack PG-13 



** 



(1991) PG 



[Ston es 



Rochester Open (Live) 



Murde r, She Wrote q 



Now-T. Brokaw > K. Couric jLaw t Order Black Tie 



**'2 l/ff/e/Uurders (1971, Comedy) Elliott Gould PG 



Boxing: Iran Barkley vs Adolpho Washington (Live) 



♦ ♦'2 



♦ ♦* 



Toto the Hero (1991) PG-13 



Pef SemafarK (1989. Horror) Dale Midkiff 



11:00 



Dream On q 



Newsq 



News 



News 



News q 



Chevy Chase 



11:30 



12:00 



•*** Platoon " 0988) R 



Cheers q [Nightline q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Edition 



News : 



In Stereo) ; 



Late Show q 



Love Con. 



[Tonight Show (In Stereo) : 



*** 



The Kremlin Letter (1970) PG 



Speedweek Sportscenter Volleyball 



**V2 "The Lover 0992. Drama) Jane March, R' 



Major Dad q Wings 



[Odd Couple 



The Gnfters 0990) R 



**'2 Gladiator (1992 Drama) Cuba Gooding Jr,. R q j** Miraae Beach (1992) Ami Do'enz [♦ Bikmi Summer 2 (19921 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 14, 1993 



Page 19 



Sports 



HEY. WILUE! 



ALF "leafs" Huskies mushing in defeat, 40-18 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Just as it left Melmac, ALF 
departed from Clarion with a 
bang. After giving up two quick 
scores to Bloomsburg, the 
Clarion Golden Eagles exploded 
for 40 unanswered points and 
after a great week of food and 
fun, proved that they could have 
their cat and eat it too. 

Bloomsburg darted ahead early 
in quarter number one. After an 



put Bloomsburg up by 12 with 
only eight minutes gone by. 

Clarion began to move the ball 
late in the first, but a 12 play 
drive stalled at the BU 20 and 
Paul Cramer's field goal attempt 
sailed wide. 

Clarion got the ball back after 
a Bloomsburg fumble and Craig 
Ray went to work. First he 
found Kevin Harper on a third 
and nine play , then he spotted 
Marlon Worthy in the end zone 



Kamara interception placed 
Clarion at the Bloomsburg 28. 
Another third down pass from 
Ray to Harper, this one good for 
26, capped off the drive. 

Ray hit Tim Brown on another 
third and long situation on 
Clarion's next possession. That 
23 yard pick-up set up an eight 
yard Henry touchdown and a 26- 
12 lead. 

Ries fumbled the snap on the 
Huskies next possession and the 



more like Gordon Schumway, 
coughed up another furball, this 
time at his own 10 yard line. 
Art Gregory would take the 
honors from there to conclude 
an incredible stretch in which 
the Eagles scored 27 points in 
the first eight minutes and 37 
seconds of the third quarter. 

Both teams cleared the benches 
in the fourth, and it led to some 
impressive performances by the 
Eagles. Fullback Chad 



BlooitLsburg 
Clarion 



12 6 « 18 
J3 27 - 40 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call *)PVl^''*'« 
Coming together: Craig Ray (11) and the Golden Eagles displayed the championship form of 1992 against BU on Saturday. ij**'!'"^^^ 

Total Yards 
Art Gregory fumble stalled a on another third down attempt. rout was on. Speakman gained 32 yards on •jnmovers 

lengthy Clarion drive. Just before the half, Ray Chris Coleman recovered the five carries and Gary Fallings 3ra Down conv. 

Bloomsburg quarterback Phil marched his troops down the fumble, and three Henry runs and Dan Veney each contributed 

Ries found Buck Eardley flying field one more time. Damien later, the score was 33-12. It was three tackles in limited playing 

down the right sidehne for a 72 Henry picked up 29 of his 105 Henry's third touchdov^m and he time. 

yard touchdown and a 6-0 lead. first half yards on this drive, the would finish the day with 125 Bloomsburg scored again with 

An interception gave the last yard good for a 13-12 yards rushing. 23 seconds remaining on a Rob 

Huskies the ball at the Clarion Eagles' half time lead. Bloomsburg would shoot Giba touchdown pass to Glen 

18, and on the second play of the The Eagles came out flying in themselves in the fcwt one more McNamee from four yards away 

drive, Mike Johnson scored to the third quarter. An Alim time as Ries, looking all the to set the final at 40-18. 



First Onarter 
Bloomsburg: Eardley 72 pass from 
Ries (pasi; failed). Drive 1 play, 72 
yards, : 10. Key play; Zarzaca 
fecoversCjregary fumble. 
BJoonLshui^ 6, Clarion 0. 
Bloomsburg: Jc^nson 18 riw (pass 
failed). Drive; 2 plays, 18 yards, 
:43. Key play: BabuJa intercepts 
Ray and returns 37 yards. 
Bloomsburg 12, Clarion 0. 
Second Quarter 
Clarion: Wortby 8 pass fmm Ray 
(Cramer kick). Mve: 6 piays, 31 
yards, 2;25. Key play; Harper 15 
pass from Ray on 3rd & 9 from 
Bloom 30. Bloom 12, Clarion 7. 
Clarion: Heniy I run (pass failed). 
Drive; 13 plays, 57 yards, 3.09. Key 
play; Harper 13 pass from Ray on 
3rd & 10 fn>m Bloom 31. Clarion 
13,BUU. 

Third Quarter 
Clarion: Harper 26 pass from Ray 
(Crdmer kick). Drive: 3 plays, 28 
yards, 1 -.iy). Key play; Kamara 
intercepts Ries at BU 28. Clarion 
20,Bt(K)m 12. 

Clarion: Henry 8 run (kick failed). 
Drive: 5 plays, 53 yards, 1:54. Key 
play; Brown 23 pass from Ray on 
3rd & 8 from BU 31 . Clarion 26, 
Bloom 12. 

Clarion: Henry 2 run <Cramer kick)* 
thrive 4 plays, 15 yards, 1-34. Key 
play; Coleman recovers Ries 
fumble. ClariiHi 33, Bloom 12. 
Clarion: Gregory 10 run (Cramer 
kick) Drive 2 plys. 10 yards, :31 
Key play: Lehmann recovers Ries 
fumble at BU 10. Clarion 40, 
Bloomsburg 12- 

Fourth Quart er 
Bloomsburg: Giba 4 pass from 
McNamee (pass failed). Drive; 7 
plays, 35 yard^, 1 :06. Clarion 40, 
Bloomsburg 18. 

Team Statistics 

Bloom CUP 

11 17 

52 254 

177 120 

229 374 

5 3 

1-11 8-16 



Clarion FJaver Statistics 
tliishjng: Henry 24-125, Gregory 
21-89, Speakman 5-32. 
Passing; Ray 10 of 12 for 120 yards, 
2 TD's and one INT. 
Receiving: Harper 4-63. Bn)WTi 3- 
36. Worthy 2-16. 



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Clarion wins fifth of year: 



Sports Commentary: 



Eagles split with Point Park, Slippery Rock Lloyd and Greene are bringing back memories 



hy Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



After starting off 2-1, the 
Golden Eagle volleyball team 
suffered through weeks and 
weeks of losses, however, going 
into their match against Point 
Park College, the Hagles had 
won two of tlieir last three. 

Point Park proved to be no 
match for tlie Golden Hagles and 
Clarion prevailed three games to 
one. Clarion won the match 15- 
10, 9-15, 15-2, 15-8. Jenny 
Betters led ilie Eagles with nine 
kills, and Katie Rhodes was 
close behind with seven. 
Meghan Kelly led the way 
defensively with 10 digs, while 
Lisa Flynn and Gerri Condo 
added nine. Rhoads also 
finished with 29 set assists. 

The Eagle's bliss ended, 
however, when they lost to 
Slippery Rcx:k on Tuesday. The 
Eagles dropped this one in 
straight sets, 14-16, 7-15, 11-15. 
The games were close, but this 
was the type of match where 
things could have gone either 
way, but they didn't go right for 
the Eagles. 

Flynn had nine kills and seven 
digs. Betters added seven kills. 
Rhoads was again the set assists 
leader with 28. 

The Eagles will be in action 
again on October 19 with a home 
match against Edinboro. Clarion 
lost a close, hard fought match to 
the Fighting Scots earlier this 
year. 

Clarion's overall record is 5-17 
with only four of those 22 
matches being at home. 



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by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



In a field of six squads at the 
Edinboro Invitational, the 
Clarion University Golden 
Eagles placed first overall with 
an score of 315. The tournament 
which was held September 30, 
was the first Clarion tournament 
victory in four years. Chris 



Brosius and Cory Bierly tore up 
the course by shooting scores of 
78. Brian Fiscus shot a 79, while 
Andy Ganoe and Todd Corbeil 
fired 80's. 

On October 5th, Clarion took 
part in the Guy W. Kuhn Classic 
better known as the Allegheny 
Invitational. The Golden Eagle 
gold team shot a 330 and 



finished eighth while the blue 
squad finished eleventh by 
shooting a 337. 

The top golfers for the Eagles 
were Greg Greksa and Rob 
Pierson who finished with scores 
of 79. Andy Ganoe continued 
his outstanding play by shooting 
an 83, and Chris Brosius and 
Chris Williams were close 



behind with an 84. Todd Corbeil 
and Brian Fiscus finished with 
scores of 85, Cory Bierly blasted 
an 86, Ron Malincheck took an 
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After Greg Lloyd blasted San 
Diego wide receiver Anthony 
Miller last Sunday, Miller arose 
from the turf and slowly 
stumbled to the wrong huddle. 
This play signified the kind of 
football the Pittsburgh Steelers 
are playing. 

After a dismal 0-2 start, head 
coach Bill Cowher has his black 
and gold playing the best defense 
in the league. Not the division 
or the conference, the league. 
The top-ranked defense of the 
Steelers is playing "NFC-style" 
and it's no wonder why 
Pittsburgh has won three straight 
games. 

Kevin Greene, who gave San 



Diego quarterback John Friesz a 
concussion with a bone-crushing 
hit, and Greg Lloyd whose 
blindside mugging of back-up 
Stan Humphries caused a fumble 
and a Levon Kirkland 
touchdown, have destroyed 
opposing quarterbacks all year 
They did let the ambulance 
carrying Friesz escape the field 
without stripping it, however. 
There is a limit isn't there? 

At this pace, Lloyd and Greene 
will be reclining on the beach in 
Hawaii come February. Just as 
Joe Greene was the cornerstone 
to the dynasty defense, Lloyd is 
to the 1993 version. And how 
about the secondary? Led by 
"Mr. Do Everything" Rod 
Woodson, this unit is the best in 
the league, and with tons of 



young talent, the defensive unit 
is going to be solid for years to 
come. 

Ihc Steelers last three games 
have literally been shutouts. The 
Curtain has allowed one 
offensive touchdown in the last 
three contests. Granted these 
three teams stink (2-13 
combined record), but 
remember, they are professional 
teams. 

Cowher wants his team to have 
that "nasty" image; the image of 
a punishing defense. They want 
the reputation of sporting the 
fastest, hardest-hitting defense in 
the league. Football fans, they 
have my vote! 

This week is the biggest test to 
date for Cowher's Men of Steel. 
A typical NFC powerhouse is 



coming to town. The unbeaten 
New Orleans Saints arrive, and 
with them, a well-balanced 
powerful defense and the lop 
rushing offense in the NFL. The 
Saints seem to be the "cTeam of 
the crop" for the '93 NFL 
campaign. If the Steelers can 
knock off the Saints, people 
everywhere will become 
believers. That could be just 
what the Steelers need, a solid 
winning performance over an 
NFC powerhouse and a stay at 
the top of the heap in the AFC 
Central.. 

- In other NFL notes, Miami 
Dolphins starting quarterback 
Dan Marino was lost for the 
season after he ruptured his right 
Achillies tendon against 
Cleveland last Sunday. Marino 



wasn't the only Dolphin to go 
down, however Linebacker John 
Offerdahl will miss three to four 
weeks with a dislocated right 
shoulder, and defensive end 
David Griggs will miss about a 
month after undergoing 
arthroscopic knee surgery. 

- New York Jets running back 
Blair Thomas will miss two to 
four weeks with a strained right 
hamstring, and wide receiver 
Rob Moore will miss about a 
month due to a torn cartilage in 
his right knee. 

- Chicago Bears wide receiver 
Wendell Davis may be lost for 
the year after he underwent knee 
surgery on Monday. Davis tore 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 14, 1993 



Clarion vs. Lock Haven 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 14, 1993 



Eagles look for first conference win on Saturday 



hy Tondelaya Carey 
Sportswriter 



Clarion University's football 
team travels to Lock Haven to 
battle the Bald Eagles Saturday, 
October 16th after a 40-18 
victory over Bloomsburg during 
Homecoming. Kickoff time is 
set for 1:30 at LHU's Hubert 
Jack Stadium. 

Clarion, under the tutelage of 
eleventh year head coach Gene 
Sobolewski, enters the game 
with a 2-3 overall record and an 
0-1 mark in the PSAC-Wesl. 
LcKk Haven, led by fourth year 
head coach Dennis Therrell, 
enters the game with a record of 
1-5 and an 0-2 mark in the 
conference. 

"We're basically in the same 



position going into this game as 
we were a year ago," says 
Sobolewski. "But if we're going 
to work our way back into the 
race, we have to take it one game 
at a Ume." 

Clarion's offense exploded for 
40 points last week and is 
currently averaging 338.6 yards 
of total offense with 151.2 
coming on the ground and 187.4 
through the air. The Eagles' 
defense ranks sixth in the PSAC 
and fourth in the west in total 
defense, limiting opponents to 
334.6 yards per game. 
Opponents are getting 163.8 on 
the ground and 170.5 through the 
au-. 

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definitely have its hands full 
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Quarterback Craig Ray will 
lead Clarion's offense again. 
Ray, a transfer from New Haven, 
completed 10 of 12 passes for 
120 yards and two touchdowns 
against Bloomsburg. He has 
now completed 30 of 58 aerials 
for 330 yards and three scores in 
1993. Starting Eagles' 
quarterback Chris Zak will miss 
the remainder of the year due to 
a re-injured knee. 

Ail-American tight end Tim 
Brown has caught 30 passes for 
332 yards and needs four 
receptions to set the new Clarion 
career record with 150 grabs. 
Also ready to catch passes are 
wideouts Kevin Harper with 10 
catches for 155 yards and 
Marlon Worthy who has eight 
receptions for 140 yards. 

Senior tailback Damien Henry 
ranks third in the PSAC-West 
with 521 yards and four 
touchdowns on 114 carries. 
Henry is Clarion's fourth all- 
time leading rusher with 1,615 
yards and is tied for third in 
career touchdowns with 22. 
Gregory, meanwhile, has run for 
222 yards and two scores on 62 
attempts. 

Lock Haven quarterback Bob 
McLaughlin has completed 147 
of 259 passes for 1,624 yards 
and nine touchdowns. He leads 
the PSAC in total offense 
averaging 273.2 yards per game. 
Top receivers are Jon Spinosa, 
Bryan McGinty, Erik 

Steinbacher, and Otis Duncan. 
Spinosa has caught 33 balls for 
380 yards and three scores; 
McGinty has 31 catches for 311 
yards; Steinbacher has 26 
receptions for 318 yards, and 
Otis Duncan has latched on to 
1 1 McLaughlin strikes. 

Lock Haven is led on the 
ground by Afiba Fairnot, who 
has gained 298 yards on 68 
carries. Kevin Brown has gained 
155 yards on 36 attempts. 

The Bald Eagles problems 
have come on defense where 
Lock Haven ranks last in the 
PSAC in total defense giving up 
509.2 yards per game. 
Opponents are getting 274.7 
rushing yards and 234.5 passing 
yards per game, plus 36.5 points 
per outing. 

The Golden Eagles host 
Shippensburg next Saturday, 
October 23rd at 1 pm. Clarion 
beat Lock Haven 42-14. 
CJregory ran for 148 yards and 
Jay lonini gained 166 during last 
year's Homecoming. 



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Sig Eps, Thanks for the fun-filled 
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Love, the sisters of Alpha Sigma 
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Happy 21st birthday to Kris Milner. 
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Congratulations to our new associate 
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Sig Eps- Thanks for a great ALF 
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Sig Tau Gamma- Thanks for the 
mixer and for all your work on the 
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The Godfather predicts: 

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Just to bring you up to dale, the 
Godfather went 3-1 last week. 
What does that tell you? It tells 
you that the Godfather just wins. 
It also tells you that if you don't 
listen tt) the Godfather, you may 
find a stallion head when you 
wake up. 'I"his week I'm taking 
a kx)k at the biggest games in the 
biggest conferences. So call your 
bookie; make him an offer he 



can't refuse. 

#17 Michigan at #7 Penn State -5 
This game is crucial to both 
teams on their quest for the Rose 
Bowl. Penn State is undefeated 
in its inaugural Big Ten season, 
while Michigan suffered iLs first 
loss in 29 Big Ten games last 
week. Penn State quarterback 
Kerry Collins is sU"ong and will 



be looking to get the ball into the 
hands of explosive wide receiver 
Bobby Ingram. The Wolverines 
will try to pound Tyrone 
Whealley down the throats of the 
Lions. No chance. Take Penn 
State in Happy Valley as the 
Lions lake a step closer to 
Pasadena. Penn St. 20, 
Michigan 7. 





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#10 Tennessee at #2 Alabama -6 

The Tide finally gets its first 
major test when the Tennessee 
Volunteers come to town. 
'Bama owns the nation's longest 
winning streak as well as the 
quickest, hardest-hitting defense. 
Tennessee boasts of quarterback 
Heath Shuler who passed for 307 
yards last week against Arkansas 
despite wearing uniform number 
21. Alabama is not Arkansas. 
Look for the Tide to roll closer 
to the Sugar Bowl. Alabama 24, 
Tennessee 17. 

#20 Colorado at #9 Oklahoma -6 

Who would have thought that 
the Sooners would be sitting at 
5-0. But here they are, and a 
confrontation with Nebraska for 
an Orange Bowl berth could be 
happening "soon." Cale Gundy 
and company have schooned 
over their opponents thus far 
including Texas A&M. 
Colorado has had a rough time 
of it lately. Even Big 8 doormat 
Missouri covered the spread last 
week against the Buffaloes. 
Figure the Sooners to jump on 
the Buffs early and often. 
Oklahoma 30, Colorado 17. 

Stanford at #11 Arizona -11 

Bill Walsh, who some say has 
the greatest mind in football, 
better come up with an ingenius 
formula to figure out how to gain 
a yard against Arizona's Desert 



Swarm defense. After this week, 
I have a feeling Bill will 
contemplate going back to the 
booth for Notre Dame games. 
The Wildcats are on their way to 
the Rose Bowl and anyone who 
dares stand in their way, will 
suffer the same treatment as 
someone who keeps me from my 
lasagna. Arizona 28, Stanford 3. 

Clarion -5 at Lock Haven 

The Eagles are at the point in 
their schedule where they should 
be able to put together some 
wins. Quarterback Craig Ray 
played an exceptional second 
half on Saturday, and his passing 
should open up the running game 
for Damien Henry and Art 
Gregory. The defense struggled 
early against Bloomsburg, but 
after two quick scores, the 
Huskies were shut down the rest 
of the way. Look for Clarion to 
start showing the championship 
form of 1992. Clarion 33, Lock 
Haven 18. 

The big plate of spaghetti 

award goes to Georgia Bulldog 
quarterback Eric Zeier. Zeier set 
an SEC record as he threw for 
544 yards and four touchdowns 
against Southern Mississippi. 

The Black Rose award goes to 
the Michigan Wolverines for 
spoiling a perfect week for the 
Godfather. I'll get my revenge. 



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In 
This 
Issue 



News 

Registration Time 

Gcmmell computers to bel 
improved for pnx:ess. . . pg. 5 1 



Lifestyles 

Drug and alcohol 
prevention 

iCommunity gets involved in I 
ped ribbon program pg. 9 



Sports 



Sports Spotl^ht 

Hie Brown 'catches' Urbanskyl 

pg. 18 



Weather Outlook 



tlitirsday: 

Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Wednesday: 



Cloudy 
high 55 
Partly sunny 
high 57 
Chance of rain 
high 55 
Partly cloudy 
high 52 
Sunny 
high 59 
Mostly sunny 
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Chance of rain 
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Lifestyles ■ • • Pg. 9 

Entertainment pg 12 i 

TV Guide pg J4 j 

Sports pg. 15 

Classifieds pg, 19 j 



The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsyl 




vania October 21, 1993 



Clarion wins blood drive challenge 



by Michelle Sparer 
Editor 

Clarion University was 
victorious Monday, besting 
Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania at the blood drive 
challenge, by surpassing their 
quota and netting 229 pints of 
blood for the American Red 
Cross. 

Clarion's goal was to surpass 
175 pints within one day unlike 
lUP who fell short a few weeks 
ago, of their preset two day 
quota of 600 pints of b lood. 

"Student Senate is 

very proud of both 

Clarion and lUP 

for the tremendous 

participation with 

the blood mobile 

challenge. " 

—Gara Smith 



The blood drive challenge was 
sponsored by the respective 
student goveraements at the rival 
schools in conjunction with the 
American Red Cross in an effort 
to boost extremely low blood 
supplies in the region. 

"Student Senate is very proud 
of both Clarion and lUP for the 
tremendous participation with 







the blood mobile challenge," 
said Clarion's Student Senate 
President, Gara Smith. "[It's] an 
even better feeling in knowing 



that lives will be saved." 

Because of the win. Clarion's 
flag will fly over lUP's campus 
on November 12 and a cake will 



be presented by lUP's president 
to Clarion's alumni at the 
November 13 Clarion versus 
lUP football game. 



^ - -o -,w«uv. ,^ uiiu a taKc wui lUP lootball game 

Anti-Abortion groups target college papers 



by Diana Smith 
College Press Service 



Pro-life groups are targeting 
colleges with paid newspaper 
supplements that use first person 
accounts and photographs of 
babies and developing fetuses to 
urge women to consider 
altemaatives to abortion. 

"We had hoped to put it in 100 
campuses nationwide this year," 
said Bob Cheatham, a graduate 
student at the University of 
Southern California and past 
president of the California 
Collegians for Life. Students 



who oppose abortion want to 
print and distribute 1 million 
copies of the publication through 
campus newspapers. 

However, the supplemental has 
raised objections from some 
students who believe it is an 
attempt to bypass the editorial 
process and get pro-life views 
into circulation without 
dissenting opinions. Pro-choice 
students also have criticized 
some information in the 
publication as false or 
misleading and question whether 
First Amendment issues are 
involved. 



Students involved in getting 
the supplement into as many 
college newspapers as possible 
believe the pro-choice groups are 



disgruntled because Collegians 
for Life have found an effective 
communication tool. 



Legal Ed. Seminar 



The Clarion University Center 
for Legal Education has been 
approved to host a one day 
seminar, "Current Development 
in Legal Ethics," which will 
meet the Pa Supreme court's 
requirementof continuing 
education. 

"The Pennsylvania Supreme 
Court promogated a rule that all 



Iwayers authorized to practice in 
Pennsylvania mu.^>t complete 
instruction each year in legal 
ethics." 

This seminar will meet the 
requirements set down by the 
court. Six speakers from various 
law firms are scheduled to speak 
to 900 invited attorneys at the 
seminar on Nov. 23. 




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Opinion 



The Clarion 
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Eagles Staff 



Michelle Sporer 

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Managing Editor 

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Sports Editor 

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Photography Editor 

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Ad Design 

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Advertising Manager 

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Circulation Editor 

& Interim 

Business Manager 

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Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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In celebration of the October 
Classic: The World Series, I 
again proffer a reprint of the 
testimony of one Casey Stengel, 
Manager of the New York 
Yankees, said testimony given 
on 9 July, 1958, before the 
subcommittee on Antitrust and 
Monopoly of the Committee of 
the Judiciary ofthe Unites States 
Senate. This excerpt is taken 
from The Congressional Record. 

I try to reprint this testimony 
every four years; that way each 
generation of college students 
will have had at least one 
exposure to "Stengelese." Casey, 
the master of manipulation and 
the manipulator of obfuscation, 
has always been a known force 
with which to deal, but in 
reviewing this copy I made a 
new discovery (redundant) - the 
quick wit, keen mind and 
brilliant use of linguistic 
simplicity of, (lest we forgot that 
only one representative of the 
baseball establishment was 
giving testimony), Mickey 
Mantle. I always knew there was 
something lurking behind that 
boyish grin. Enjoy. . . 
From The Congressinal Record 

Casey Stengel 
Senator Kefauver: Mr. Stengel, 
you are the manager of the New 
York Yankees. Will you give us 
very briefly your background 
and your views about this 
legislation? 

Mr. Stengel: Well, I started in 
professional ball in 1910. I have 
been in professional ball, I 
would say, for 48 years. I have 
been employed by numerous ball 
:lubs in the majors and in the 
minor leagues. 

I started in the minor leagues 
with Kansas City. I played as 
low as Class D ball, which was 
at Shelbyville, Kentucky, and 
also Class C ball and Class A 
ball, and I have advanced in 
baseball as ballplayer. 

I had many years that I was not 
so successful as a ballplayer, as 
it is a game of skill. And then I 
was no doubt discharged by 
baseball in which I had to go 
back to the minor leagues as a 
manager, and after being in the 



A. Barlow 

minor leagues as a manager, I 
became a major league manager 
in several cities and was 
discharged, we call it discharged 
because there was no question, I 
had to leave. 

And I returned to the minor 
leagues at Milwaukee, Kansas 
City and Oakland, California, 
and then returned to the major 
leagues. In the last 10 years, 
naturally, in major-league 
baseball with the New York 
Yankees; the New York Yankees 
have had u^emendous success, 
and while I am not a ballplayer 
who does the work, I have no 
doubt worked for a ball club that 
is very capable in the office. 

(Continued on pg. 4) 



Last night as I was defrosting 
my freezer, 1 realized two 
l+hings. F'irst, 1 should defrost 
my freezer more often, and 
second, winter is about to return 
to Clarion. 

For the benefit of all you 
freshmen and transfer students 
who haven't yet experienced 
winter here at Clarion University 
of Pennsylvania's Siberia 
campus, we are mind-numbingly 
proud to extend to you the 
Official 1993 Clarion Call 
Spectacular Blow-Out All- 
American Winter Preview and 
Survival Guide. 

{WARNING: THE FOLLOW- 
ING PARAGRAPHS OF THIS 
COLUMN CONTAIN SCENES 
OF A FRANK AND GRAPHIC 
NATURE. NO ONE WILL BE 
ADMITTED WITHOUT SNOW 
SHOES, SEVEN LAYERS OF 
THERMAL UNDERWEAR, 
AND A VALID STUDENT 
I.D) 

The first thing you should 
know about the Clarion winter is 
when to expect it. Usually, 
winter arrives in Clarion 
sometime between late October 
and early May, much like the Pro 
Basketball season. 

Also like the Pro Basketball 
season, winter here in Clarion is 
boring, unproductive, and seems 
like it will never ever end. 

Another important thing about 



winter in Clarion: one moment 
it's a really nice day out, and one 
moment later WHOOMP (sound 
of four feet of snow falling 
without warning), four feet of 
snow has fallen without warning. 
This can be very disturbing, 
particularly for those of you who 
are less than four feet tall. 

As far as surviving these 
months of hell, here are a few 
tips and tricks to help you get by: 

l.)Use cafeteria trays as sleds 
on the hill by Ralston. Don't 
worry if you can't get stopped. 
You will crash headfirst into the 
Student Center long before you 
get to the street. 

2.)Get together in the TV 
lounge with your friends, turn 
off the TV, look out the window, 
and make fun of all the people 
who slip and fall on the ice (I 
once saw a person clear an entire 
set of stairs by Catlson Library). 

3,,)Write your name in the 
snow (you can get really creative 
here). 

4.)If you're out of hairspray, 
just style your hair, leave it wet, 
and then go outside. In ten 
seconds it will be stiff as a 
board. 

5.)Walk down the hill by 
Peirce, fall down by Tippin, and 
slide on your butt the whole way 
to Becker. 

Have a pleasant winter, or 
maybe stay in Clarion instead. 




The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



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Reader Responses 



Athletes 
are heroes 



Dear Editor: 

I thought that the commentary 
written by Nathan Kahl was 
interesting ("My interview with 
Jack Lambert"). In fact, 1 wrote a 
similar piece on athletes last year 
in the Venango Voice. I went on 
to say that Lou Gehrig was my 
favorite athlete of all time 
because of his dedicadon (2,130 
consecutive games), his lifetime 
statistics, his compassion for 
people, and his truly moving 
final speech at Yankee Stadium; 
"I consider myself the luckiest 
man on the face of the earth." 
People like that are few and far 
between. 

But what about our 
expectations of athletes? Is it too 
demanding? My belief is that to 
some extent, aUiletes should be 
role models. Afterall, it is the 



fans who are really paying their 
salaries. I've sometimes 
wondered why millions of 
people are such devoted fans of 
I rofessional sporus teams. Is it to 
jee the greatest talent in the 
world or is it to see the people 
who have the greatest talent in 
the world. I've always figured it 
was the latter. I think they owe 
us a little more than just doing 
their job. This doesn't mean that 
we should bug them for an 
autograph if they are eating at a 
restaurant. Nor are they expected 
to be "chipper" every time they 
make a public appearance. 

However, I think they should 
conduct themselves as a role 
model to fans, (i.e., staying away 
from drugs, getting in bar fights, 
etc.) particularly to children. 

Athletes are heroes. That is 
their job. 

John Grenci is a math 
instructor at Venango Campus 




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Praise for 
the library 



Dear Editor: 

This letter is in regard to 
Carlson Library and its services. 
However, it is not one of the 
usual library-bashing types; 
instead it is a laudation to its 
performance. 

After two-and-a-half years as 

a grad student in Rehab Sciences 

at Clarion, I have found the 

overall resources to be more than 

praiseworthy. Above all, I have 

found the staff to be far more 

helpful and courteous than that 

of the larger libraries at Pitt and 

Penn State, whose libraries I 

used to roam for six years as an 

undergraduate. Perhaps I have 

found Carlson's resources to be 

most advantageous because I 

simply took the time to learn 

what potentials libraries can 

offer while still in high school - 

and there were no available 

GEAC. ERIC, InforTrack, and 

PsychLit computer systems back 

then! Many students still fail to 

take full advantage of these 

databases, yet will tell you the 

library had no information on the 

subject being researched. 

To be honest, I will be the first 
to admit that Carlson is not 
entirely up-to-date in certain 
areas, and does lack some 
immediate resources; most 
libraries do due to growth and 
technological change. However, 
many of these unavailable 
resources may be obtained via 
interlibrary loan if students 
would just take the time to 
examine their needs closely, ask 
questions, and place orders early. 
Notably, the reference and 
interlibraiy-loan staff deserve the 
most praise as far as I am 
concerned. Friends, you simply 
will not get as much one-on-one 
help and considerate effcwt from 
larger libraries. Perhaps you 
would enjoy paying the 
processing fees for any reprints 



Dear Clarion, 

A special and warm thanks 
are extended to you from 
Student Senate. We did not 
only meet our quota but we 
donated 229 pints of blood! 
An extra thanks to all who 
donated. The proud CUP flag 
will soar high above the 
losing lUP. Go Golden 
Eagles! 

Gara Smith, President 
Student Senate 



of journal articles obtained 
elsewhere - this is a reality at 
many larger libraries! Of course, 
there are many disadvanmges of 
having a smaller library; 
however, perhaps we should 
focus on die advantages instead. 
As the average student, I have 
usually found that if you make 
the effort to dig deeply enough, 
look at what you have instead of 
don't have, and pose questions to 
the Carlson staff, you will 
probably end up with all the 
information you can possibly use 
for any assignment. Remember... 
knowing how and where to look 
is half the battle. 

Jeffrey W. Edelmann is a 
graduate student in 
Rehabilitative Sciences at 
Clarion 



TciH 
for flexibility 

uear Editor: 

On October 6, 1993, a 
classmate and I decided to go see 
the University performance of 
"Love Letters" in Hart Chapel. 
Actually, we are both enrolled in 
Acting 254, and Dr. Mary 
Hardwick made attending the 
show mandatory for all of her 
students. So, because I am a 
good student, I decided to go. 

My friend and I were 
informed' in class that CUP 
students were admitted to 
performances and oUier activities 
free of charge. That is why we 
pay our activities fee. I 
understood that I had to take my 
student ID to verify that I am 
honesdy a CUP student. 

When I got to the door of 
Hart Chapel, approximately ten 
minutes before die performance 
began, I walked up to the lady 
sitting at die table guarding the 
front entrance like a pit bull. I 
said hello to her, and she replied 
coldly, "ID!" I handed her my 
student identification card, and 
she threw it back at me. She 
barked, "Five dollars or you 
can't get in. Your ID isn't 
validated." 

At that moment I saw my 
teacher Dr. Mary Hardwick, who 
was nervously awaiting the 
beginning of the performance 
that she had been laboring over 
for weeks. I flagged Dr. Mary 
down, and I explained my 
situation. She very graciously 
explained to the woman that I 
was in her class, and I was 
indeed a student at Clarion 



University this semester. 

The woman began to growl. 
She .said Student Senate's policy 
is Uiat no one can get into any 
activity for free unless diey have 
a validated student ID card to 
prove they have paid their 
activities fee. 

Still calm, I explained to diis 

person that I lived in a 

dormitory. I showed her my key, 

and I explained to her that every 

student in die dorms pays their 

activities fee before they are 

given dieir key. I furdier stated 

diat I am a writer for die Clarion 

Call. My friend, luckily, had a 

copy of the previous week's 

paper, and I showed the woman 

my name on the byline. I 

explained to her diat I could not 

participate in activities unless I 

had paid my activities fee. 

Dr. Mary, who was becoming 
impatient, said she would give 
me the five dollars for my 
admission. I declined, and 
informed her Uiat I would raUier 
walk back to my room to get Uie 
money, 

I walked out of Uie chapel 
doorway and headed toward my 
dorm. As I was walking, I 
became enraged at this 
unbelievable scene diat had just 
occurred. I sprinted back to Hart 
Chapel ready to defend my 
position, once again. It was five 
minutes after the performance 
had begun. 

As I entered the now dark 
chapel, where the entire audience 
was captivated by die actors on 
stage, die woman was nowhere 
to be found. I couldn't believe 
my eyes. I walked right in, 
along with two other students 
who did not show their ID to 
anyone. I enjoyed the entire 
performance free of charge. 

I can understand the rule 
requiring students to get their 
ID'S validated in Order to prove 
diey are currently CUP students. 
What I cannot understand is die 
Draconian policy they have 
adopted of enforcing dieir rule. 

Governor Jerry Brown once 
said, "What we all need is a 
flexible plan for an everchanging 
world." If the United Stales 
government recognizes this 
statement to be true, I think 
Clarion University's government 
should take a look at it too. 
Christy Williams is a 
Sophomore, English and 
Secondary/Special Education 
major 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, Octoher 21, 1993 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



1 have been up and clown ihe 
ladder. I know there are some 
things ill baseball 35 to 50 years 
ago that are better now than they 
were in those days. In those 
days, my goodness, you eould 
not transfer a ball elub in the 
minor leagues, CIjlss i), Class C 
ball, (^lass A ball. 

How eould you transfer a ball 
elub when you did not have a 
highway.' How eould you 
transfer a ball elub when the 
nulroad then would take you to a 
town, you got off and then you 
had to wail and sit up five hours 
to go to another ball elub? 

How eould you run baseball 
then without night ball? 

You had to have night ball to 
improve the proeceds, to pay 
larger salaries, and I went to 
work, the first year 1 received 
$135 a month. 

I thought that was amazing. I 
had to put away enough money 
to go to dental college. I found 
out it was not better in dentistry. 
1 stayed in baseball. Any other 
question you would like to ask 
me? 

Senator Kefauver: Mr. Stengel, 
arc you prepared to answer 
particularly why baseball wants 
this bill passed? 

Mr. Stengel: Well, I would have 
to say at the present time, I think 
that baseball has advanced in this 
respect for the player help. That 
is an amazing statement for me 
to make, because you can retire 
with an annuity at 50 and what 
organization in America allows 
you to retire at 50 and receive 
money? 

1 want to further state that 1 am 
not a ballplayer, that is, put into 
that pension fund committee. At 
my age, and I have been in 
baseball, well, 1 will say 1 am 
possibly the oldest man who is 
working in baseball. 1 would say 
that when they start an annuity 
for the ballplayers to better their 
conditions, it should have been 
done, and 1 think it has been 
done. 

I think it should be the way 
they have done it, which is a 
very gcxxl thing. 

I'he reason they possibly did 
not tiike the miuiagers in at that 
lime was because radio and 



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television or the income to ball 
clubs was not large enough that 
you eould have put in a pension 
plan. 

Now 1 jun not a member of the 
pension plan. You have young 
men here who iu'e, who represent 
Ihe ball clubs. 

They represent the players iuid 
since I am not a member and 
don't receive pension from a 
fund which you think, my 
goodness, he ought to be 
declaied in that, tcx), but 1 would 
say that is a great thing for the 
ballplayers. 

That is one thing 1 will say for 
the ballplayers, they have an 
advanced pension fund. I should 
think it was gained by radio and 
television or you could not have 
enough money to pay anything 
of that type. 

Now the second thing about 
baseball that I think is very 
interesting to the public or to all 
of us is that it is the owner's fault 
if he does not improve his club, 
along with the officials in the 
ball club and the players. 
Now what causes that? 

If I am going to go on the road 
and we are a traveling ball club 
and you know the cost of 
transportation now -- we travel 
sometimes with three Pullman 
coaches, the New York Yankees 
and remember I am just a 
salaried man, and do not own 
stock in the New York Yankees. 
I found out that in uaveling with 
the New York Yankees on the 
road and all, that it is the best, 
and we have broken records in 
Washington this year, we have 
broken them in every city but 
New York and we have lost two 
clubs that have gone out of the 
city of New York. 

Of course, we have had some 
bad weather, I would say that 
they are mad at us in Chicago, 
we fdl the parks. 

They have come out to see 
good matericil. I will say they are 
mad at us in Kansas City, but we 
broke their attendance record. 

Now on the road we only get 
possibly 27 cents. I am not 
positive of these figures, as I am 
not an official. 

If you go back 15 years or so, 
if I owned stock in the club, I 
would give Uiem to you. 
Senator Kefauver: Mr. Stengel, I 
am not sure that I made my 
question clear. 

Mr. Stengel: Yes sir. Well, that is 
all right. I am not sure I am 
going to answer yours perfectly 
either. 

Senator O'Mahoney: How many 
minor leagues were there in 
baseball when you began? 
Mr. Stengel: Well, there were not 
so many at that time because of 
this fact: Anybody to go into 
baseball at that time with the 
educational schools that we had 
were small, while you were 
probably Uioroughly educated at 
school, you had to be -- we only 
had small cities that you could 
put a tcsim in and they would go 
defunct. 

Why, I remember the first year 



I was at Kankakee, Illinois, and a 
bank offered me $550 if I would 
let them have a litUe notice. I left 
there and tot)k a unifonn because 
they owed me two weeks' pay. 
But 1 either had to quit but 1 did 
not have enough money to go to 
dental college .so 1 had to go with 
the miuiager down to Kentucky. 

What happened there was if 
you got by July, that was the big 
date. You did not play night ball 
and you did not play Sundays in 
hiUf of the cities on account of a 
Sunday observance, so in those 
days, when things were tough, 
and all of it was, I mean to say, 
why they just closed up July 4 
and there you were sitting tliere 
in the depot. 

You could go to work 
someplace else, but diat was it. 

So 1 got out of Kankakee, 
Illinois, and I just go there for 
the visit now. 

Senator Carroll: The question 
Senator Kefauver asked you was 
what, in your honest opinion, 
with your 48 years of 
experience, is the need for this 
legislation in view of the fact 
that baseball has not been subject 
to antitrust laws? 
Mr. Stengel: No 

Senator Langer: Mr. Chairman, 
my final question. This is the 
Antimonopoly Cc«nmittee that is 
sitting here: 
Mr Stengel: Yes, sir. 
Senator Langer: I want to know 
whether you intend to keep on 
monopoiizing the world's 
championship in New York City. 
Mr Stengel: Well, I will tell you. 
I got a little concerrfjd yesterday 
in the first three innii.;s when I 
saw the three player. I had 
gotten rid of, and I said w: ^n I 
lost nine what am I going to ; o 
and when I had a couple of my^ 
players I diought so great of that 
did not do so good up to the 
sixth inning, I was more 
confused but I finally had to go 
and call on a young man in 
Baltimore that we don't own and 
die Yankees don't own him, and 
he is doing pretty good, and I 
would actually have to tell you 
that I think we are more the 
Greta Garbo type now from 
success. 

We are being hated, I mean, 
from the ownership and all, we 
are being haled. Every sport that 
gets loo great or one individual - 
but if we made 27 cents and it 
pays to have a winner at home, 
why would not you have a good 
winner in your own park if you 
were an owner? 

Thai is the result of baseball. 
An owner gets most of the 
money at home and it is up to 
him and his staff to do better or 
they ought to be discharged. 
Senator Kefauver: Thank you 
very much, Mr. Stengel. We 
appreciate your presence here. 
Mr. Mickey Mantle, will you 
come around? . . Mr. Mantle, do 
you have any observations with 
reference lo the applicability of 
the antitrust laws to baseball? 
Mr. Mantle: My views are just 
about the sajne as Ca.sey's. 



Dave Barry 

A list afmenswear you must have 

©The Miami Herald 



You men will be relieved to 
learn that fashion designer 
Donna Karan has come out with 
a list of menswear items that you 
must have. ITiis is a big load off 
my mind. 1 HATE making my 
own menswear decisions. 

Especially pants. 1 can never 
find pants in my size, which is 
33-31. I would call this an 
average size, bul for some 
rea.son, Ihe pant indusu^y mjikes 
only about two pairs of 33 - 3 1 
pants per year, and they're 
always gone by die lime I get to 
die department store, leaving me 
lo paw through die Mutt and Jeff 
Designer Clothing Collection. 

In an effort lo find somediing 
at least close to my size, I end up 
trying on a lot of pants in Uiose 
changing booths with the 
postcard-sized swinging doors 
dial offer you Uie same level of 
privacy as you'd get if you tried 
on pants while standing on a 
counter in Ladies Cosmetics. 
Privacy is a problem, because 
diere are always women lurking 
around the changing area, 
making sure their husbands buy 
pants that fit. They know that 
their husbands HATE trying on 
pants, and will, if left alone, 
purchase the first pair they put 
on, even if it does not have die 
correct number of legs. 

So the women stand just 
outside of the changing area, 
peering in trying to get Pant 
News Updates: 

WOMAN: Michael? How do 
ti. V fit? 

MAi ■ . They fit fine. 
WOMa:': Michael, I want to 
see diem. 

MAN: I said L-iy fit FINE. 
WOMAN: (bai^^ing into the 
changing area, causing guys in 
there to scurry, rat like, around 
Uieir boodis, attempting lo cover 
themselves widi shopping bags): 
LET ME SEE THEM. 

I personally consider this kind 
of behavior to be degrading to 
the husbands. I never shop for 
jxints wiUi my wife. This is why 
I personally own several dozen 
pairs of pants Uiat don't fit. 

I'd like to buy just one set of 
cloUies, the RIGHT clothes, and 
never have to buy any again. 
That's why I'm so pleased about 
the new Donna Karan Fashion 
Essentials catalogue of "must - 
have menswear items." This 
catalogue, according to an 
accompanying press release, is 
being distributed "to select 
consumers." You will be pleased 
to learn that the Fashion 
E.sseniials catalogue does NOT 



include a skirt. This is good 
news, because Donna Karan 
does sometimes have her male 
models appear in fashion shows 
wearing skirts. But for now, you 
will not be required to purchase 
one, aldiough Uiis could change; 
the release slates that "Karan 
will re-evaluate each Essential 
item to make sure that the 
product mix remains current." 

1 was surprised to note dial the 
Essentials catalogue also does 
not include underwear, which 
most guys I know view as an 
essential clodiing item, bodi for 
formal occasions and for 
mopping up beer spills. What 
the catalogue does include is a 
100 percent Scottish cashmere 
jogging-suit ensemble, 

consisting of a "hooded zip-front 
jogger" for $1,960 and a 
"drawstring sweat pant" for 
$1,465. 

I know what some of you men 
are thinking. You're thinking 
that you're not going to spend 
$3,425 on a jogging suit unless it 
also comes widi a car. I'm sorry, 
men, but that is exacUy the kind 
of bad attitude that keeps you off 
die list of select consumers. This 
jogging suit is essential, and so 
are all the other items in the 
Donna Karan Essentials 
catalogue, including the 
cashmere crew ($650), die biker 
jacket ($1,200), die leadier vest 
($495), the balmacaan ($860), 
and die cashmere robe ($1,925). 
Altogether, the catalogue 
features 25 essenual garments, 
requiring a basic fashion 
invesunent of $18, 452.50. (No, I 
don't know what a "balmacaan" 
is. Just shut up and buy it.) 

I am certain that all the 
essential garments in the 
catalogue are very aitracUve. 
Unfortunately, I can't really see 
them. Most of them are, of 
course, black, and they have 
been photographed under dim 
light against a black background. 
In most of die photographs, die 
only diing you can see clearly is 
die ghosUy, floating face of die 
model, who, like most male 
fashion models, has a facial 
expression normally associated 
widi prostate surgery. 

But that's his concern, men. 
Your concern is bringing your 
wardrobe up to minimum 
acceptable fashion standards. So 
I want you to sell that extra 
kidney, go to a store that carries 
die Donna Karan Menswear line, 
and start purchasing your fashion 
Essentials. While you're diere, 
pick me up a size 33-31 
babnacain. 



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News 



TelReg at Gemmell will be improved 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Writer 



It's TelReg Ume again and diis 
year new improvements will 
hopefully be intact to efficiently 
aid students in scheduling 
classes in die Gemmell student 
complex. 

The computer lab was adopted 
last year and serves as an 
alternative to students when 
odier computer labs are filled to 
capacity. Since then the 
computer lab has "finally 
completed networking of five 
Macintosh computers which 
have access to the vacs on 
campus and access to the 
LaserWriter as well as the Dot 
Matrix," said Hal Wassink, 
director of student activities. 

However, one step diat hasn't 
been taken is to offer Macintosh 
users Course View, which is 
used to show class and secfion 
availability. "What I'm happy 
about is diat now die Macintosh 
users have everything but Course 
View and Computer Services is 
currently working on 
installation," Wassink said. 

Manager of systems and 
networks at Computer Service 
Steve Selker says diat "students 
who use the Macintosh 
computers will be able to register 
for classes from in Gemmell's 
computer lab very shortly. We 



are working on capability right 
now." Selker says that he is 
unsure of the exact date that 
Course View will be available. 
"That's the capability dial we are 
working on lo be available by 
pre-registration on the 25lh of 
diis mondi." 

Wassink says "I don't want to 
be loo critical because I 
understand that ihey are busy. 
There are enough limes when 
your pulling up with hardware 
and soitware problems daily and 
I think Computer Management 
Services does a good job. It's not 
like they've never done 
anydiing, most of their time is 
spent on day to day problem, my 
only concern is dial we need to 
be on line and get this thing 
taken care of. 

"This summer they were 
working on one major lab and 
getting that ready, I just feel Uiat 
we have been put on the 
backbumer and I would really 
like lo be on line by pre- 
registration," Wassink said. 

The computer lab currently 
provides Claris Works for 
Macintosh, Aldus Page Maker 
desk top publisher for both 
Macintosh and Digital units, 
Lotus 123, and Word Perfect. 

The lab is available to students 
Monday through Friday from 
9:15 a.m. to 11:00 p.m. and 1:00 
p.m. lo 11:00 p.m. on Saturday 




Cori Phillips / Clarion Call 
Students registering for next semester will find improved computer systems in the 
Gemmell lab to help them through the process. 

and Sunday. Lab Assistants are The Lab Assistants place 



not assigned for all of these 
hours but they are generally 
available from l-3p.m. and 6-11 
p.m. Monday dirough Friday, 1- 
6p.m. Saturday and 6-1 1p.m. on 
Sunday. 

According to Wassink "They're 
some people dial need assistants 
and diere are people diat know 
what they are doing and don't 
need an aide. 



ribbons in die printers, put paper 
in die printers and keep die place 
running as efficiently as 
possible." 

Wassink added that "We are in 
the process of putting in a rack 
with manuals for software 
programs that are available 
because they're not always 
assistants over there and even 
when they are, they don't 



necessarily have all die answers. 
We are currently adding a 
manual rack just like die other 
two labs in Becker and Sull." 

Although the Course View 
program is not presently 
available to students, it is being 
worked on and should be 
available soon. 

If all goes well, students will 
find registering a much smoodier 
process. 



For that burst of get-up-and-go 



Coffee: Breakfast choice of many students 



courtesy of 

College I*ress Service 

It is die fuel of all-nighters. . 

The lifeblood that courses 
through the veins of college 
students, pushing them on 
toward academic achievement. 

And sometimes, as a popular 
button proclaims, it is your .only 
friend. 

It's caffeine, and students 
devour it in mass quantities. 

Maria Celes, a Union Square 
Cafe employee, said the 
University of Arizona Student 
Union restaurant sells about 15 
pounds of coffee and 2,400 
ounces of cola each day. 

And dial's just die beginning. 
Add lo dial a daily total of about 
100 hot espressos, 15 gallons of 



cold espresso and six gallons of 
tea. 

Becky Snyder, anodier Union 
Square employee, said a female 
this summer drank three 32- 
ounce cups of cafe au lait each 
day. She said it was not unusual 
for a regular cafe customer to 
drink three or four cups of some 
kind of coffee per day. 

Sonie students said they use 
caffeine to replace eating and 
sleeping. 

"When you only get two hours 
of sleep each night you really 
need it," said Colleen Graham, 
an English and French senior. 
She said caffeine became a 
regimen in her when she had 
early classes her freshman year. 

"It was Mountain Dew and M 



& Ms for breakfast dial would 
keep me going," Graham said. 

Jennifer Webb, an English and 
German senior, said she recendy 
had the choice of using her last 
three quarters for coffee or bus 
fare. 

"I walked home," she said, 
adding that die caffeine gave her 
enough energy to make die trek. 

Bodi said diey have no plans to 
stop drinking caffeinated 
beverages, and Graham added 
dial she gets headaches when she 
doesn't have coffee regularly. 

Gary Wenk, a University of 
Arizona psychology professor, 
researched caffeine as a 
professor at Johns Hopkins 
University in Baltimore. 

Wenk said caffeine acts as a 



general stimulant lot die central 
nervous system, raising heart and 
blood pressure rates. The 
substance also drains sodium 
from die body, he said. 

"It seems to enchance mental 
funcdon," Wenk said. 

He added dial caffeine is less 
addicting than nicotine or other 
drugs and will positively affect 
only people who are physically 
or mentally faUgued. Those well 
rested will only experience 
anxiousness, he said. 

And Wenk said the body does 
build up a tolerance to caffeine - 
an event that could create 
"nasty headaches" for about 
three days if a regular drinker 
does not ingest caffeine. 

Students sipping caffeinated 



beverages in the Student Union 
had their own reasons why 
caffeine is part of dieir lives. 

"I drink tea because of its 
flavor," said Sonya Wodopianov. 
She said she drinks a beverage 
containing caffeine about four 
times per day. 

Christopher Johnson, an 
English literature senior, has a 
different reason for drinking 
coffee. 

"It's somediing that's relatively 
cheap that might earn you a 
bachelor's degree," Johnson 
said, adding that it helps him 
wake up in the morning and 
study for long periods of time. 

"I just couldn't be doing 
college if I didn't drink coffee," 
Johnson said. 



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For the fourth consecutive 
year membership in the Clarion 
University International Student 
Association has dropped. 
Plagued by sharp tuition 
increases and lack of adequate 
funding, students have had to 
transfer to less expensive schools 
or quit school altogether. 

Another factor in the dropping 
population has been the 
International Office's disability, 
due to budget cuts, to actively 
recruit students for a few years 
before 1993. 

This fall there are 84 
international students at Clarion 
University compared to last 
year's count of 123. 
Surprisingly however, the 
countries represented through th^ 
organization have not fallen so 
rapidly. The students here still 
represent 34 countries. 

International students face a 
number of financial issues. They 
have watched their tuition 
increase almost 50 percent in the 
past few years. Unable to 
receive any type of federal aid, 
these students can only receive 
aid through an International 
Assistantship program. This 
option does not cover any of the 
costs of a students first year, and 
is awarded only after a student 
has proved herself or himself to 
be an enterprising student. 

There are 17 students at 
Clarion that are partially or fully 



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funded through this program. 
Another way that an 
international student may get 
help in paying for college is to 
be sponsored by an ethnic group, 
church or individual in the 
United States or abroad. Many 
international students also get 
jobs to help them pay for 
college. 
Because it is impractical, (if not 
impossible), for representatives 
of the International Office to 
travel, they subscribe to a data 
bank service that supplies them 
with the names and addresses of 
students abroad who request 
information. 



After finding 



interested students, the 
University does extensive 
mailing once a month. Financial 
constraints have prevented these 
mailings for some of the past 
years^ but re-allocation of funds 
has provided the office with the 
ability to resume these mailings. 
So, what will the future of the 
International Association hold? 
According to Dr. Lepke, Interim 
director of the International 
Office, "That's very hard to 
predict." Other schools may 
have more aggressive recruiting 
and assistantship programs that 
attract students, while Clarion is 
unable to change its system. 



I Ohio State drops plan for gay housing 



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A plan to open Ohio State 
University's family-housing 
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President E. Gordon Gee ran into 
heavy resistance from Board of 
Trustees members and state 
legislators. 

The 396-unit Buckeye Village 
is currently open only to married 
students and students who are 
single parents. Gee had proposed 
that gay and lesbian couples who 
signed an affidavit of "domesUc 



partnership" also be allowed to 
live in the complex. 

Just before the start of the fall 
semester. Gee announced that he 
was withdrawing the proposal, 
indicating that the Board of 
Trustees didn't like the idea. 

Ohio lawmakers also raised 
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Will be opened in 2068 



Time capsule buried 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

Almost six months after it was 
originally scheduled to be 
buried, a lime capsule containing 
Clarion University memorabilia 
was lowered into the ground in 
front of the Gemmell Student 
Complex Monday afternoon. 

The capsule was to be buried 
last April, during the Earth Day 
celebration. It is scheduled to be 
opened in the year 2068. 

University President Diane 
Reinhard and Student Senate 
President Gara L. Smith presided 
over the ceremony attended by a 
handful of students and faculty. 

Student Senator Amy Schaub 
was the chair of the conunittee in 
charge of the time capsule 
project which cost approximately 
$600.00 

Among the items in the 
capsule; sports programs from 
various university teams, 
pictures of campus organizations 
and clubs, a student I.D., a map 
of the U.S. and the worid, a CUP 
calender and handbbok, tapes 
from the campus radio station, a 
Clarion telephone directory, 
clothing from the bookstore, a 




Maggie Collarini / Clarion Call 
Student Trustee Brian Hoover, CUP President Diane 
Reinhard and Student Senate President Gara L. Smith 
preside at the time capsule ceremony on Monday. 

copy of the Middle States ConsUtution, pictures of the 



accreditation, copies of the 
campus newspaper, local 
newspapers, a listing of student 
senators, a copy of the Clarion 
Student's Association 



buildings on campus and painted 
bedsheets that protested 
Governor Casey's proposed 
tuition hike for the 1993-94 
school year. 



Health record can flag registration 



by Christy Williams 
News Writer 



Some Clarion University 
students may soon find that if 
they don't have the proper health 
forms signed and the proper 
immunizations administered, 
they also will not have any 
spring classes. 

Any students having a 
deficiency concerning the 
university requirement for a 
complete health assessment, 
currently has a "hold" flag 
placed in the computer or on 
their record. 

Immunizations such as tetanus, 
measles, and mumps 
tuberculosis tests, physical 
examinations, and family 
medical histories must be 
completed by students by 
October 25. Otherwise, they will 
be unable to participate in early 
registration for the Spring 
Semester. 

Once a student completes their 
deficiency, the"hold" flag will be 
removed from their records, and 
ihey will be able to go through 
telephone registration (TelReg) 



without any problems related to 
this university requirement. 

Many of these flagged students 
have already been notified 
through letters sent to them by 
the Keeling HealUi Center. 

If any student wishes to 
complete their record through 
the university health services 
they can contact the Keeling 
Health Center at 226-2121. 

Students are also permitted to 
have their personal physician 
assist them in the completion of 
their requirements. They will be 
permitted to foreward the 
records to the health center. 

Students have mixed feelings 
on this flag being placed on their 



records. 

Lisa Daniels, freshman 
Biology major said, "I can 
understand why the health center 
wants to make sure that all the 
studenLs are healUiy, but I think a 
flag on our records is going a 
lilUe far." 

Carla Veronesi, freshman 
speech pathology major, said, "I 
can see why the healUi center is 
doing what they're doing. You 
have to threaten students. 
Otherwise, they'll never get 
anything done. No one cares if 
they have a measles shot, but if 
you tell students they can't 
register for classes, then, they'll 
listen." 



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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Oct. 11, through Oct. 
17, 1993. 

A fire alarm was activated on the ground floor of Wilkinson Hall on 
Oct. 11, at approximately 1:21 a.m. 

A fire alarm pull station was activated on the fifth floor of 
Wilkinson Hall on Oct. 11, at approximately 2:40 a.m. 

On Oct. 11, at approximately 3:20 p.m., a male student entered 
another male student's room and suuck the other person several times 
wiUi his fist. One student was cited for simple assault and haras.sment. 
Case pending. 

On Oct. 14, an unknown person smashed the glass on a door of the 
Marwick-Boyd theatre. The door is facing Greenville Ave. and it 
appeared the glass was smashed with a piece of 4X4 wood. 

A disc drive was reported missing from Marwick-Boyd theatre. The 
drive is an AMIGA three and a half inch, model 1011. The drive was 
last seen on Sept. 29, and is valued at $80.00. 

A set of car keys was removed from a vehicle parked near Campbell 
Hall on Oct. 16, at approximately 1:30 p.m. 

A fire alarm pull station was activated on the ground floor of Nair 
Hall at approximately 8:20 p.m. on Oct. 17. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Outside Clarion 



Partial verdicts returned in Denny case 



courtesy of 
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National 

Partial verdicts in Denny 
beating trial 

Two blacks were acquitted 
Monday of most of the felony 
charges stemming from the 
beating of white truck-driver 
Reginald Denny. 

The defendents were convicted 
of lesser counts. 

The judge sent the multir^ial 
jury back to deliberate the most 
serious count-attempted murder 
against defendant Damian 
"Football" Williams in the 
videotaped attack of Denny-and 
two lesser charges on which the 
panel deadlocked. Hours later, 
the panel announced it had 
decided that Williams was 
innocent of a robbery charge. 

Superior Court Judge John 
Ouderkirk ordered the jury to 
resume deliberations on the final 
two counts today, saying he 
hoped that a "good night's rest" 
would be helpful. 

Accepting the defense 
argument that Williams and co- 
defendant Henry Watson were 
caught up in mob violence after 
the state Rodney King beating 
trial, the jurors acquitted them of 
most charges that required 
specific intent. 



Clinton wins debate on war 
powers 

Aj^arently lacking the votes to 
pass a resolution tightly 
restricting President Clinton's 
military options in Haiti, Senate 
Minority Leader Bob Dole 
negotiated with the White House 
Tuesday about watering the bill 
down. 

Lawmakers from both parties 
criticized Clinton's handling of 
the situation in Somalia, Haiti 
and Bosnia. But even as they 
offered their own suggestions, a 
bipartisan consensus appeared to 
be growing against any attempt 
to make fundamental foreign 
policy decisions on the Senate 
floor in response to public 
opinion. 

The proposal would have 
barred Clinton from sending 
troops into Haiti unless national 
security was at risk. 

Shuttle lifts off 

Space shuttle Columbia blasted 
off Monday with a crew of seven 
astronauts and 48 "astro-rats," 
some of which will be 
decapitated in experiments to 
help develop treatments for 
human aging. 

The mission has drawn 
criticism from animal rights 
groups for its planned dissection 
of the rats. 



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October 25th 





WOLF'S DEN 

RESTAURANT 

We have all the excitement 
on the areas largest screen. 

Wing specials and more!!! 
JUST OFF 1-80 EXIT 7, Knox 



Minors and guns 

Expanding his anti-crime 
program. President Clinton 
Monday embraced a proposal 
that would make it illegal for 
minors to possess handguns. 

Clinton rejected an alternative 
proposal by Sen. John Chafee, 
(R-R.I.) that would have banned 
handgun possession by private 
citizens. 



Fort Knox shooting 

A disgruntled Fort Knox 
civilian employee killed three 
civilian co-workers, including 
his boss, before turning the gun 
on himself Monday. 

The gunman, Arthur Hill, 53, 
of Radcliff, Ky., was 
hospitalized in critical condition 
at the base hospital. 

He is not expected to live. 



Marine reinstated 

A gay marine placed on 
standby reserve in September 
will be immediately reinstated to 
active duty in accordance with a 
federal judge's ruling handed 
down Monday. 

Justin Elize, an 11 year veteran 
of the Marines, openly declared 
his homosexuality in January, 
according to his attorney. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 



Racial slurs at CSU 

Anti-Semitic fliers stuffed in 
textbooks about Nazi war 
criminals and the defacing of a 
black theology textbook 
temporarily put students and 
professors on edge at Cleveland 
State University. 

Both incidents took place in 
late September at the university 
bookstore. Someone slipped 
fliers containing "anti-Holocaust 
propaganda" into copies of 
"Prosecuting Nazi War 
Criminals," which was written 
by a faculty member, Alan 
Rosenbaum, and used in a 
philosophy course, reported the 
Campus Marketplace, a 
newsletter of the National 
Association of College stores. 

Keith McCann, manager of the 
bookstore, said employees 
immediately pulled the fliers 
from the remaining books, sent 
copies to Rosenbaum and 
destroyed the rest. Similar 
incidents have occurred several 
times in the past ten years, he 
said. 

"We generally try to keep it 
quiet because if we draw 
attention to it, it's just going to 
happen more often. We correct 
the situation and just move on," 
McCann told the newsletter. , 

In the other incident, the only 
copy of "For All My People," a 
textbook for a black theology 
class, had three chapters cut out 
and a dark liquid stained the top 
edges of the pages. The liquid 
looked like blood, but was not 
officially identified as such. 



Professorship named for 
Clinton 

President Clinton has approved 
the creation of an endowed 
professorship in politics at 
Arkansas College that is named 
in his honor. 

A contribution of $500,000. 
from an anonymous donor, m^de 
the Willaim Jefferson Clinton 
Professorship in international 
politics possible, said campus 
officials. 

The search has begun for a 
scholar in international relations 
and comparative government to 
fill the position. 

The position is part of the 
preparation for the college's new 
major in politics. It also expands 
the Nichols Program, which 
focuses on increasing 
opportunities in foreign travel, 
language study and the study of 
international cultures and 
polifics. 

Clinton is familiar with 
Arkansas College. As governor 
of Arkansas, Clinton spoke at the 
school, and his wife, Hillary, 
received an honorary doctorate 
from the college in 1988. 

"In agreeing to have his name 
associated with it, I think he is 
showing his confidence and faith 
in what we are accomplishing 
here," said John V. Griffith, 
president of Arkansas College. 

Clinton has not commented on 
the action. 

Some opponents of the award 
said that Chnton has yet to prove 
his abilities as a good handler of 
international politics, and feel 
the decision may be premature. 

Arkansas College is located in 
Batesville, Ark. 



Ai^entina to get help from 
U.S. community colleges 

Officials at Miami-Dade 
Community College and 
Broward Community College 
will be helping Argentina to 
establish its first community 
college system, which will make 
college study available for. the 
first time in Argentina. 

Argentina does not have an 
equivalent to the community 
college level and large gaps exist 
in its educational system, 
officials said. 

Argentina's first community 
college will open in Mar del 
Plata in January 1994, with other 
provinces to follow. 

Location matters 

Forget the perks, and don't 
worry about the vacations and 
focus on just where the company 
is located. 

Location, it seems, is now a 
hot item in corporations' pilches 
to graduaring college seniors, 
says the College Placement 
Council. Where the company is 
located is just as important as 
other job-related factors, the 
council said, such as health plans 
and salaries. 

Consider what Houston 
Lighting and Power Co. is doing 
to attract accounting, finance and 
business graduates: "Houston is 
a city on the move, making the 
transition from its explosive 
boomtown years to a period of 
stable economic growth." 

Dell Computer Corp. says it is 
in "the center of beautiful Texas 
hill country," in their attempts to 
lure graduates to their company 
based in Texas. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Page 9 



Lifestyle 



Red Ribbon program boosts drug-free life 

Community and campus effort can make a difference in the war against drugs and alcohol 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Alcohol Awareness Week may 
be abnost over, but that doesn't 
mean that alcoholism is gone. In 
fact, alcohol and other drug 
abuse in the U.S. has reached 
epidemic proportions. Those 
15-24 years of age are dying at a 
faster rate from alcohol-related 
incidents than anyone. 

Pennsylvania AWARE and 
Clarion County Drug and 
Alcohol Administration are 
proud to sponsor the Red Ribbon 
Campaign, which offers citizens 
of Pennsylvania the opportunity 
to demonstrate their committ- 
ment to a drug and alcohol-free 
lifestyle. 

From October 23-31, the com- 
munity will demonstrate their 
committment to drug and alco- 
hol-free lifestyles by displaying 
red ribbons during this week- 
long campaign. 

The Red Ribbon Campaign is a 
nationwide campaign that was 
initiated in 1985 by IDEA and 
the Virginia Federation of 
Parents after the brutal torture 
and murder of Federal Agent 
Enrique Camarena by drug traf- 
fickers. These two parent groups 

Special Lifestyle Feature 



intfoduced tlie red ribbon as the 
symbol of intolerance to illegal 
alcohol and other drug use and 
started the Red Ribbon 
Campaign as a grassroots move- 
ment towards eliminating drugs 
from our society. 

The purpose of this campaign 
is to focus on action-oriented 
activities in a prevention effort to 
keep kids (of all ages) off drugs 
before they get on them. By 
wearing your red ribbon, you 
show your committment to the 
war against drugs and present 
yourself as a positive role model 
for our youth. Success is depen- 
dent on the joint participation of 
all segments of our communities. 

According to Paul Kelly, 
Director of Prevention Programs 
for the Bobby E. Wright 
CCMHC, Chicago, Illinois, "Red 
Ribbon activities must be gener- 
alized to every day and every 
week of every month of the year. 
If our drug (and alcohol) aware- 
ness and consciousness is 
reserved for only one week out 
of each year then we've lost the 
relay before the sound of the 
whistle. . .The drug problem will 
not go away until there is a total 
community effort." 




Cori Phillips/Clarion Call 
By wearing their red ribbons, the community shows that 
they are committed to a drug and alcohol-free lifestyle. 



There are also other benefits to 
wearing your red ribbon besides 
showing community effort 
against drugs and alcohol. Local 
businesses will be offering the 
following discounts when you 



walk in with your ribbons: 

Subway-free cookie, a 10% 
discount at Crooks Clothing 
Company, Flowers 'n Bows 
(except wire orders), Carl & Don 
Studio (film only), Captain 



Loomis Inn, (Clarion Clipper 
Restaurant, Long John Silver's 
and Pizza Pub (except alcoholic 
beverages), Children's Shop- 
20% discount, Shear Artistry- 
25% off any service. Bankers 
Supply House and Copy Center- 
2 free memo pads witli any pur- 
chase, Burger King-free small 
fries, Ragley's Bowl Arena- 
Saturday, October 23 — bowl for 
$1.25/game from 1-4 p.m., 
Indiana Sports- 15% discount 
(except sale items). Sears 
Optical-20 percent off complete 
orders, Kings Jewelers-20% dis- 
count and 10% on sale items, 
and free coffee at County Fair, 
Smitty's Golden Dawn, Bob's 
Sub and Sandwich Shop, 
Carriage Inn, County Seat 
Restaurant and Holiday Inn 
Restaurant. 

The red ribbons will be distrib- 
uted at: Wendy's Old Fashioned 
Hamburgers, County Market, 
Wein's, Town & Country 
Cleaners, G.C. Murphy 
Company, Riverside Market, 
Klingensmith's Drug Store, 
Wear Else (Clarion Mall), 
Dinner Bell Family Restaurant 
(New Bethlehem) and Keystone 
Shortway 76, Inc. 



Real -life story of crime and punishment: it can happen to anyone 



by Deb Huffman 
Contributing Writer 



I became conscious of the long 
needle penetrating my soft, torn 
skin. "Mom, I'm sorry" were 
the words I muttered as I started 
coming to reality. The police- 
man came into the emergency 
room for my arrest. He asked 
me if 1 had been drinking, and I 
said "yes" and then I signed a 
declaration paper admitting to 
my crime. 

I couldn't very well deny that I 
was not drinking because my 
blood alcohol level was .15. In 
Pennsylvania, if the level is over 
.10, a person is considered legal- 
ly drunk. 

I was 18 years-old and convict- 
ed as an adult because I was 
drunk when I got behind the 
wheel of a car. There are several 
charges for driving under the 



influence (DUI). This story can 
happen to anyone, even a teenag- 
er like (1 was); everyone pays the 
consequences. 

It was the day after Easter, and 
a friend and I went to a party. 
I was a mile from my home 
when I pulled out into an inter- 
section and hit a ditch; that 
impact blew out my tire. My 
friend, who had her seat belt on, 
said 1 bounced to her side of the 
car. Then I hit the front wind- 
shield because I wasn't wearing 
my seat belt. We ended up 
crossing the road and hitting a 
telephone pole. 

A friend of mine came upon 
the scene of the accident and 
found me shoved underneath the 
dashboard. My friends checked 
my pulse to make sure I was 
alive. Finally the ambulance and 
my father came to the scene, and 



from there my friend and 1 were 
U^ansferred to the hospital. 

As 1 laid in the hospital for 
over a week I was arrested, and 1 
couldn't imagine what lay ahead 
for a high school student. I suf- 
fered lacerations on my face and 
knees, and I had a concussion. 
My friend suffered no major 
injuries. 

All tliat was running through 
my mind was, "I could have 
killed my best friend and could 
have been convicted of 
manslaughter." What 1 went 
through was hard to deal with 
emotionally, physically and psy- 
chologically. 

A couple of weeks later a pre- 
liminary hearing was set with the 
district magistrate. Here the 
policemen who arrested me testi- 
fied that I had been drunk. 1 
ended up pleading guilty to the 



charges filed against me. The 
next step was going in front of 
the judge at the county court- 
house. 

A month before my hearing I 
had to meet a case worker who 
gave me a Court Reporting 
Network (CRN) test, which all 
DUI offenders must take to 
determine whether an offender 
needs counseling for a drinking 
problem. 

The test was a onc-on-one 
question/answer type test. I 
found out right before the court 
hearing that 1 failed my CRN 
test. This meant I had to go 
through another series of tests to 
determine if 1 needed help with a 
drinking problem. 

On June 13, 1989, I entered 
into the courtroom with eight 
otlier people convicted of crimes 
like mine. 



Then it was my turn to stand in 
front of the judge with my 
appointed lawyer. The judge 
asked me, as he looked at me 
CRN report, "Do you think 
you're an alcoholic?" 

1 replied "no" as 1 started cry- 
ing. My lawyer looked me, put a 
strong, reassuring hand on my 
.shoulder and said, "It's going to 
be all right." 

1 left the courtroom sentenced 
to ARD classes for a month at 
my own expense of $200, a $700 
fine for DUI and finally I was 
put on probation for a year. 

Besides all this 1 had to report 
to the State Police barracks to 
get a mug shot and be finger- 
printed. Now I had a criminal 
record. 1 was a criminal for 
doing something everyone in my 
home town did. but 1 was the one 
who got caught. 



Pages 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Outside Clarion 



Partial verdicts returned in Denny case 



courtesy of 
Associated Press 



National 

Partial verdicts in Denny 
heating trial 

Two blacks were acquitted 
Monday of most of the felony 
charges stemming from the 
heating of while truck-driver 
Reginald Denny. 

l"he defendenLs were convicted 
of lesser counts. 

ITie judge sent the multiracial 
jury back to deliberate the most 
serious count-attempted murder 
against defendant Damian 
"I'ootball" Williams in the 
videotaped attack of Denny-and 
two lesser charges on which the 
panel deadlocked. Hours later, 
the panel announced it had 
decided that Williams was 
inncKcnt of a robbery chiirge. 

Superior Court Judge John 
Ouderkirk ordered the jury to 
resume deliberations on the final 
two counts today, saying he 
hoped that a "gixxl night's rest" 
would be helpful. 

Accepting the defense 
argument that Williams and co- 
defendant Henry Watson were 
caught up in mob violence ;iiter 
the state Rodney King beating 
Uial, the jurors acquitted them of 
most charges that required 
specific intent. 



Clinton win.s debate on war 
powers 

Apparently lacking the votes to 
pass a resolution tightly 
restricting President Clinton's 
military options in Ihiiti, Senate 
Minority Leader Bob Dole 
negotiated with the White House 
Tuesday about watering the bill 
down. 

Lawmakers from both parties 
cntici/ed Clinton's handling of 
the situation in Somalia, Haiti 
and Bosnia. But even as they 
offered their own suggestions, a 
bipartisan con.scnsus appeared to 
be growing against any attempt 
to make fundamental foreign 
policy decisions on the Senate 
floor in response to public 
opinion. 

The proposal would have 
barred Clinton from sending 
troops into Haiti unless national 
security was at risk. 

Shuttle lifts off 

Space shuttle Columbia blasted 
off Monday with a crew of seven 
astronauts and 48 "astro-rats," 
some of which will be 
decapitated in experiments to 
help develop treatments for 
human aging. 

The mission has drawn 
criticism from animal rights 
groups for its phumed dissection 
of the rats. 



MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL 

VIKINGS vs BEARS 



October 25th 





WOLF'S DEN 

RESTAURANT 

We have all the excitement 
on the areas largest screen. 

Wing specials and more!!! 
JUST OFF 1-80 EXIT 7, Knox 



Minors and gun.s 

Expanding his anti-crime 
program. President Clinton 
Monday embraced a proposal 
that would make it illegal for 
minors to possess handguns. 

Clinton rejected an alternative 
proposal by Sen. John Chafee, 
(R-R.l.) that would have banned 
handgun possession by private 
citizens. 



Fort Knox sh(M)ting 

A disgruntled Fort Knox 
civilian employee killed three 
civilian co-workers, including 
his boss, before turning the gun 
on himself Monday. 

The gunman, Arthur Hill, 53, 
of Radcliff, Ky., was 
hospitalized in critical condition 
at the base hospital. 

He is not expected to live. 



Marine reinstated 

A gay marine placed on 
standby reserve in September 
will be immediately reinstated to 
active duty in accordance with a 
federal judge's ruling handed 
down Monday. 

Justin Elize, an 1 1 year veteran 
of the MiU"ines, openly declared 
his homosexuality in January, 
according to his attorney. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Racial slurs at CSU 

Anti-Semitic fliers stuffed in 
textbooks about Nazi war 
criminals and the defacing of a 
black theology textbook 
temporarily put students and 
professors on edge at Cleveland 
State University. 

Both incidents took place in 
late September at the university 
bookstore. Someone slipped 
fliers containing "anti-Holocaust 
propaganda" into copies of 
"Prosecuting Nazi War 
Criminals," which was written 
by a faculty member, Alan 
Rosenbaum, and used in a 
philosophy course, reported the 
Campus Marketplace, a 
newsletter of the National 
Association of College stores. 

Keith McCann, manager of the 
bookstore, said employees 
immediately pulled the fliers 
iioin the remaining books, sent 
copies to Rosenbaum and 
destroyed the rest. Similar 
incidents have occurred several 
times in the past ten years, he 
said. 

"We generally try to keep it 
quiet because if we draw 
attention to it, it's just going to 
happen more often. We correct 
the situation and just move on," 
McCann told tlie newsletter. 

In the other incident, the only 
copy of "For All My People," a 
textbook for a black theology 
class, had three chapters cut out 
;uid a d;irk liquid stained the lop 
edges of the pages. The liquid 
looked like blood, but was not 
oniciallv identified as such. 



Professorship named for 
Clinton 

President Clinton has approved 
the creation of an endowed 
professorship in politics at 
Arkansas College that is named 
in his honor. 

A contribution of $500,000 
from an anonymous donor made 
the Willaim Jefferson Clinton 
Professorship in international 
politics possible, said campus 
officials. 

The search has begun for a 
scholar in international relations 
and comparative government to 
fill the position. 

The position is part of the 
preparation for the college's new 
major in politics. It also expands 
the Nichols Program, which 
focuses on increasing 
opportunities in foreign travel, 
language study iuid the study of 
international cultures and 
politics. 

Clinton is familiar with 
Arkansas College. As governor 
of Arkansas, Clinton spoke at the 
school, and his wife, Hillary, 
received an honorary doctorate 
from the college in 1988. 

"In agreeing to have his name 
as.sociated with it, 1 think he is 
showing his confidence and faith 
in what we are accomplishing 
here," said John V. Griffith, 
president of Arkiui.sas College. 

Clinton has not commented on 
the action. 

Some opptmenLs of the award 
.said that Clinton has yet to prove 
his abilities as a good handler of 
international politics, and feel 
the decision may be premature 

Arkiuisas College is located in 
Baiesville. Ark. 



Argentina to get help from 
U.S. community colleges 

Officials at Miami-Dade 
Community College and 
Broward Community College 
will be helping Argentina to 
establish its first community 
college system, which will make 
college study available for the 
first time in Argentina. 

Argentina does not have an 
equivalent to the community 
college level and large gaps exist 
in its educational system, 
officials Stiid. 

Argentina's first community 
college will open in Mar del 
Plaui in January 1994, with other 
provinces to follow. 

Location matters 

Forget the perks, and don't 
worry about the vacations and 
focus on just where the company 
is located. 

Location, it seems, is now a 
hot item in corporations' pitches 
to graduating college seniors, 
says the College Placement 
Council. Where the company is 
located is just as important as 
other job-related factors, the 
council said, such as health plans 
and .salaries. 

Consider what Houston 
Lighting and Power Co. is doing 
to atu^act accounting, finance and 
bu.siness graduates: "Houston is 
a city on the move, making the 
transition from its explosive 
boomtown years to a period of 
stable economic growth." 

Dell Computer Corp. says it is 
in "the center of beautiful Texas 
hill country," in their attempts to 
lure graduates to their company 
based in Texas. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Page 9 



Lifestyle 



Red Ribbon program boosts drug-free life 

Community and campus effort can make a difference in the war against drugs and alcohol 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Ufestyles Editor 



Alcohol Awareness Week may 
be almost over, but tliat doesn't 
mean that alcoholism is gone. In 
fact, alcohol and other drug 
abuse in the U.S. has reached 
epidemic proportions. Those 
15-24 years of age Jire dying at a 
faster rate from alcohol-related 
incidents than anyone. 

Pennsylvania AWARE and 
Clarion County Drug and 
Alcohol Administration are 
proud to sponsor the Red Ribbon 
Campaign, which offers citizens 
of Pennsylvania the opportunity 
to demonstrate their committ- 
ment to a drug and alcohol-fre€ 
hfestyle. 

From October 23-31, the com- 
munity will demonstrate their 
committment to drug and alco- 
hol-free lifestyles by displaying 
red ribbons during this week- 
long campaign. 

The Red Ribbon Campaign is a 
nationwide campaign that was 
initiated in 1985 by IDEA and 
the Virginia Federation of 
Parents after the brutal torture 
and murder of Federal Agent 
Enrique Camarena by drug traf- 
fickers. These two parent groups 

Special Lifestyle Feature 



inu^oduced tiie red ribbon as the 
symbol of intolerance to illegal 
alcohol and other drug use and 
started the Red Ribbon 
Campmgn as a grassroots move- 
ment towiu-ds eliminating drugs 
from our society. 

The purpose of Uiis campaign 
is to focus on action-oriented 
activities in a prevention effort to 
keep kids (of all ages) off drugs 
before they get on them. By 
wearing your red ribbon, you 
show your committment to the 
war against drugs and present 
yourself as a positive role model 
for our youth. Success is depen- 
dent on the joint participation of 
all segments of our communities. 

According to Paul Kelly, 
Director of Prevention Programs 
for the Bobby E. Wright 
CCMHC, Chicago, Illinois, "Red 
Ribbon activities must be gener- 
alized to every day and every 
week of every month of the year. 
If our drug (and alcohol) aware- 
ness and consciousness is 
reserved for only one week out 
of each year then we've lost the 
relay before the sound of the 
whisUe. . .The drug problem will 
not go away until there is a touil 
community effort." 




Cori Phillips/Clarion Call 
By wearing their red ribbons, the community shows that 
they are committed to a drug and alcohol-free lifestyle. 



There are also other benefits to 
wearing your red ribbon besides 
showing community effort 
against drugs and alcohol. Local 
businesses will be offering the 
following discounts when you 



walk in with your ribbons: 

Subway-free cookie, a 10% 
discount at Crooks Clothing 
Company. F-lowers 'n Bows 
(except wire orders), CcU^l & Don 
Studio (film only). Captain 



Loomis Inn, Clarion Clipper 
Restaurant, Long John Silver's 
and Pi/./a l*ub (except alcoholic 
beverages). Children's Shop- 
20% discount. Shear Artistry- 
25% off any .service. Bankers 
Supply House and ('opy Center- 
2 free memo pads with any pur- 
chase. Burger King-free small 
fries, Ragley's Bowl Arena- 
Saturday, October 23 — bowl for 
$1.25/game from 1-4 p.m., 
Indiana Sports- 15% discount 
(except sale items). Sears 
()ptical-2() percent off complete 
orders. Kings Jewelers-20% dis- 
count and 10%' on sale items, 
and free coffee at County Fair, 
Smitty's Golden Dawn. Bob's 
Sub and Sandwich Shop, 
Carriage Inn, (Aiunty Seat 
Restaurant and Holiday Inn 
Restaurant. 

The red ribbons will be distrib- 
uted at: Wendy's Old Fashioned 
Hamburgers, County Market, 
Wein's, Town & Country 
Cleaners, G.C. Murphy 
Company, Riverside Market, 
Klingensmith's Drug Store, 
Wear Else (Clarion Mall), 
Dinner Bell Family Restaurant 
(New Bethlehem) and Keystone 
Shortway 76, Inc. 



Special Lifestyle reature 

Real-life story of crime and punishment: it can happen to anyone 



by Deb Huffman 
Contributing Writer 

I became conscious of the long 
needle penetrating my soft, torn 
skin. "Mom, I'm sorry" were 
tiie words 1 muttered as I suuled 
coming to reality. The police- 
man came into the emergency 
room for my arrest. He asked 
me if I had been drinking, :uid I 
said "yes" and then I signed a 
declaration paper admitting to 
my crime. 

I couldn't very well deny that I 
was not drinking because my 
bkxxl alcohol level was .15. In 
Pennsylvania, if the level is over 
.10, a person is considered legal- 
ly drunk. 

I was 18 years-old and convict- 
ed as an adult because 1 was 
drunk when I got behind the 
wheel of a car. There ;ire several 
charsjes fi)r drivini: under the 



infiuence (Dili). This .story cfin 
happen to anyone, even a teenag- 
er like (I was); everyone pays the 
consequences. 

It was the day after liaster, ;uh1 
a friend and 1 went to a party. 
I was a mile from my home 
when I pulled out into an inter- 
section and hit a ditch; that 
impact blew out my lire. My 
Iriend, who had her seat belt on, 
said I bounced to her side of the 
car. Then I hil the front wind- 
shield because 1 wasn't wearing 
my seat bell. We ended up 
cro.ssing the road and hitting a 
telephone pole. 

A friend of mine came upon 
the scene of the accident and 
found me shoved underneath the 
dashboard. My friends checked 
my pulse to make sure 1 was 
alive. I'inally the mnbukincc .'uid 
my fatlier cjtjne to tiie scene, iuhI 



from there my friend iuid I were 
u-ansterred to tlie hospitjil. 

As I laid in the hospital for 
over a week I was arrested, and I 
couldn't imagine what lay ahead 
for a high .school student. 1 suf- 
fered lacerations on my face and 
knees, and 1 had a concussion. 
My friend suffered no major 
injuries. 

All that was running through 
my mind was, 'T could have 
killed my bcsi friend and could 
have been convicted of 
manslaughter." What I weni 
through was hard to deal with 
emotionally, physiciilly and psy- 
chologically. 

A couple of weeks later a pre- 
liminary hearing was set with the 
district magistrate. Here the 
policemen who arrested me testi- 
fied that 1 had been drunk. 1 
ended up pleading guilty to the 



charges filed against me. The 
next step was going in front of 
the judge at the county court- 
house . 

A montli before my hciu'ing 1 
had to meet a case worker who 
gave me a Court Reporting 
Network (CRN) test, which all 
DUI offenders must take lo 
determine whether an ot fender 
needs counseling for a drinking 
problem. 

The test was a one-on-one 
quesiion/answer type test. 1 
found out right before tlie court 
hearing that I failed my CRN 
test. This meant I had to go 
through another series of tests to 
determine if 1 needed help with a 
drinking problem. 

On June 13, 1989, I entered 
into the courtroom with eight 
other people convicted of crimes 
like mine. 



Then it was my turn to stand in 
from of the judge with my 
appointed lawyer. The judge 
asked me, as he looked at me 
CRN report, "Do you think 
you're an alcoholic'.'" 

I replied "no" as I started cr\ - 
ing. My lawyer looked me, put a 
strong, reassuring hand on my 
shoulder and said. "It's going to 
he all right." 

I left the courtroom sentenced 
lo .ARD classes for a month at 
my own expense of S2fK), a S7(X) 
fine for DlJl and finally I was 
put on probation for a year. 

Besides all this 1 had lo report 
to the State Police barracks to 
gel a mug shot and be finger- 
printed. Now 1 had a criminal 
record. 1 was a criminal lor 
doing something everyone in my 
home town did. but 1 was the one 
who «ol cauuht. 



Page 10 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Start own business with help from seminar 



by Anita Carbin 
IJfestyles Writer 



Have you ever dreamed of 
owning your own business? If 
you have an entrepreneurial spir- 
it, tJien Uic "Young Entrepreneur 
Seminar" is your ticket to start- 
ing your business successfully. 

The seminar will be held on 
Friday, October 22 in Gemmell 
from 8:50 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. 
Registration begins at 8:15 a.m. 
There is a $10 fee per student or 
teacher, which includes refresh- 
ments, lunch and materials. 
Because of limited spacing, pre- 
registration is required. The 
afternoon break-out session for 
high school students and college 
business students is free. 

Keynote speaker Ben 
Stapelfeld has been recognized 
by numerous local, regional and 
national organizations for his 
contributions to business. In 
1988, former President Ronald 
Reagan presented him with the 
U.S. Chamber of Commerce 
Award. He won the 1989 Small 
Business Administration 
Exporter of the Year Award and 
was recognized in 1987 by St. 
Francis College with the Small 
Business Person of the Year 
Award. 

Stapelfeld is chairperson and 



co-founder of New Pig 
Corporation. This company 
introduced the PIG absorbent 
sock, which revolutionized 
industrial maintenance world- 
wide. Pig's merchandise line 
has grown from this one com- 
modity in 1987 to more than 600 
products in 1993, with sales in 
24 foreign counu-ies, lopping $31 
million. 

Dr. Joseph Grunewald, dean of 
the College of Business at 
Clarion University, will present 
"Marketing: Tips and Strategies 
for Success" at 10:15 a.m. 
Grunewald has served for the 
American Marketing Associa- 
tion, has taught a variety of mar- 
keting-related courses and served 
as marketing department chair. 

Grunewald has held workshops 
for regional and national organi- 
zations and has published arti- 
cles in numerous professional 
journals. He will also present 
"How to Select the Right 
Location." 

William Fulmer, professor of 
administrative science at CUP, 
will present "Knowing How to 
Develop a Sound Business Plan" 
at 1 1 a.m. He has taught courses 
on labor law, personnel and pro- 
duction, which use his textbook 
"Managing Production." Fulmer 



Artist to perform in 
"unplugged** style 



by Ron Santillo 
Lifestyles Writer 



M-TV has Eric Clapton, VH-1 
has Mariah Carey. BET has 
Lutlier Vandross and IIAB has 
Mark Eddie. That's right, on 
October 22, Mark Eddie will be 
performing at 7 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. 

Similar to Clapton and Carey, 
Eddie has his own "unplugged" 
form that has made him one of 
the leading solo campus "coffee- 
house" performers in the east 
coast and Great Lakes regions. 
Eddie is a favorite "up and com- 



ing" solo artist in Pittsburgh and 
has perfonned on over 100 col- 
lege campuses during the last 
year. 

Entertainer, singer and song- 
writer Eddie, along with his band 
"The Itch" has appeared in con- 
cert with Toad the Wet Sprocket, 
Asia, Damn Yankees, Jackson 
Browne, Bad Company, Kansas, 
Poco, Spyro Gyra, The Hooters 
and Three Dog Night. 

The University Activities 
Board-sponsored event is free 
and open to the public. For addi- 
tional information, please call 
226-2312. 



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production manager and R.T. 
French Co. as an industrial engi- 
neer as well as a consultant to 
many small businesses. 

Breakout classes will be held 
between 12:45 and 1:30 p.m. 
Students may attend any one of 
the following presentations. 

Dr. John Eichlin will present 
"Legal and Insurance Aspects of 
Starting a Small Business." 
Eichlin is a professor of finance 
at Clarion and teaches classes in 
business law. He offers his legal 
services through Laurel Legal 
Services. He is an experienced 
speaker, speaking for business 
conferences about early manage- 
ment and legal issues for small 
businesses. 



Joy Parsons will present 
"Accounting and Bookkeeping 
for Small Businesses." Parsons 
graduated from Clarion with a 
Bachelor of Science degree in 
business administration and is 
now a CPA with McMahon, 
O'Polka, Guelcher and 
Associates Inc. She serves both 
governmental and non-govern- 
mental clients with audits, tax 
preparation and client accounting 
guidance. 

Kenneth Franklin, president of 
Franchise Developments Inc., 
will present "Franchising: An 
Alternative to Starting Your 
Business." Franklin uses his 25 
years of experience to advise 
many franchisors. He has helped 
to develop many domestic and 



overseas companies. Franklin is 
a former professor of marketing 
for the Carnegie Mellon 
Graduate Business School and 
was senior vice-president of 
franchising and operations for 
Arby'slntemational. 

A panel discussion, "Getting 
Started," from 2:30 to 3:15 p.m., 
will conclude the seminar. Local 
young entrepreneurs will provide 
advice in an interactive format. 

Tlie workshop is sponsored by 
CUPs Small Business Develop- 
ment Center (SBDC) and the 
College of Continuing Educa- 
tion; the U.S. Small Business 
Administration (SBA); and the 
ConmfionwealUi of Pennsylvania. 

For more information call the 
SBDC at 220-2060. 




University Relations photo 
Solo artist Mark Eddie, one of the leading "coffeehouse singers" will be performing on 
Friday, October 22 along with Carlo Guitaro at 7 p.m. In the Gemmell Multl-Purpose Room. 



Haunted House Jobs 
Available 

parking 
monsters 
crowd control 

^concession stand 

Evening help needed 
for building and deco- 
rating house in Sligo 
(Presbyterian Church) 
call Lisa 226-3557 



WCCB DJ Murdered! 

Find out "Who Killed Kaboo" 

Listen to WCCB during Halloween week (October 25- 
29) from 6-7 p.m. when prime suspect is questioned. 

Scavenger hunt on Friday, Oct 29 

will lead to the killer. 

Free Halloween dance follows scavenger hunt 




The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-Reinero Torres, Jr., 53, sue-, 
cessfully defended himself in 
court in Sebring, Florida twice 
this year first on a worthless- 
check charge and then for 
assault. However, in August on 
a third charge for theft, for which 
he also acted as his own lawyer, 
he lost. A jury convicted him of 
having stolen from the court- 
house library the books he had 
used in preparing his defenses to 
the first two charges. 

-In July in Bristol, a 
Connecticut woman, Kathleen 
Driscoll, filed a formal com- 
plaint accusing ex-lover Richard 



LaMothe of being the person 
who made a series of harassing 
prtione calls to her. In addition 
t<3 telephone company records 
that tended to support her 
charge, Driscoll said that one 
call in March consisted only of 
silence punctuated by a very 
large belch, which Driscoll 
positively identified as 
LaMothe 's. 

-To help a 43-year-old man 
in Ridley Township, 
Pennsylvania who needed a 
liver transplant, friends estab- 
lished a fundraising "beef and 
beer" dinner in March. 

-Leona Vanatla, 66, was 
charged with robbing the Trans 



World Bank, of which she is a 
regular customer, in San 
Fernando, California in 
September. She arrived at the 
bank expecting that her monthly 
Social Security funds ($242) had 
been direct-deposited; when 
informed that the funds were not 
yet available, she pulled out a 
gun and said, "Now can I have 
my money?" She took the $242, 
hopped on her bicycle, and start- 
ed to pedal hom&but was quick- 
ly apprehended. 

-A federal appeals court upheld 
the conviction of Rodney 
Hamrick in June on mailbomb- 
ing charges. Hamrick ultimately 
confessed to the crime, but the 



first piece of evidence that led 
investigators to him was that he 
had written his return address on 
tlie bomb package. 

-In September, Gwen l^aymon 
said in New Orleans that her 
recently arrested son, Eric, 
accused in a drive-by shooting of 
a 12-year-old girl, could not pos- 
sibly have participated in the 
incident. She told reporters lliat, 
at the time of tlie shooting, Eric 
was at a nearby housing project 
participating in anotlier shooting. 

-In a case report in a 1993 
issue of the Journal of Forensic 
Sciences, an Aberdeen, 
Washington coroner described 
the death of a depressed, 28- 
year-old man who killed himself 
by tying a thick nylon rope from 
his neck to a Uree stump, getting 
into his uuck in a rural area, fas- 
tening his seat belt and accelerat- 
ing until he decapitated himself. 

-Light bulb eater Jim Rose was 
forced to postpone his 33-city 



tour in September for one month, 
because he was still recuperating 
from his last show in The 
Netherlands. To satisfy TV and 
radio stations there. Rose had 
ingested five bulbs in one day 
(vs. his usual limit of no more 
than one every 24 hours) and had 
to be treated for stomach cramps 
and bleeding bowels. 

-Timothy Ray Anderson filed a 
lawsuit against a McDonald's 
restaurant in Milwaukee in May 
for injuries he suffered when a 
security guard shot him in the 
stomach as he attempted a rob- 
bery. Wrote Anderson's lawyer 
in tiie complaint, "The mere fact 
that you're holding up 
McDonald's with a gun doesn't 
mean you give up your right to 
be protected from somebody 
who wants to shoot you. 

•(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Cedar Point rated number one amusement park in the world 



by Anji Brown 
IJfestyles Writer 



Excited screams fill the air as 
the Magnum XL-2000 races 
down the first 195 foot drop. 
The Magnum swiftly glides 
across its track at a record speed 
of 72 miles per hour, and stand- 
ing 205 fiset tall it is considered 
to be the most immense roller 
coaster in the world. 

When the Magnum XL-20(X) 
debuted in 1989, it was the top- 
ranked steel roller coaster in the 
world, but for the first time it has 
moved into the number one slot. 
As far as readers of Inside Track 



(the only newspaper in the world 
solely dedicated to amusement 
and theme parks) are concerned, 
the Magnum is the number one 
ride on Earth. 

"Magnum has such an interna- 
tional reputation," states Mark 
Wyatt, founder and editor of 
Inside Track. "Five years after 
its inception, our readers still 
consider it the elite roller coaster 
by which all others are mea- 
sured. And its number one rat- 
ing is proof tliat it just keeps get- 
ting better." 

Maybe you are asking yourself 
where tiiis fabulous ride is locat- 
ed. It is at the park tliat was con- 



secuUvely rated number one by 
Inside Track readers for the past 
two years — Cedar Point in 
Sandusky, Ohio. With its beauti- 
ful landscaping. Cedar Point is 
one of the most spectacular parks 
to visit. 

Cedar Point's cleanliness and 
friendly atmosphere cause peo- 
ple to return year after year. The 
park has a wide variety of roller 
coasters, young and old, ranging 
from the Iron Dragon (a sus- 
pended roller coaster) to the age- 
old wooden Blue Streak. 

Whatever deatli-defying tlirill 
you seek, Uie Demon Drop will 
surely satisfy it with its broken 



Activism and realism in the "Real World" 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

Thanks to quick rescheduling. 
Clarion University students will 
still be able to experience the 
"Real World." Student activist 
Kevin Powell is giving a lecture 
Tuesday October 26 entitled 
"Student Acfivism and Campus 
Racism." The lecture which was 
originally scheduled for 
September, had to be cancelled 
due to illness. 

Although Powell has lectured 
many campuses on the topics of 
black male-female relationships, 
the state of black youth and other 
issues affecting young black, be 
is best known as being one of the 
"seven strangers picked to live in 
a loft and have their lives taped" 
on the highly regarded MTV 
series "The Real World." He 
was also the host and writer for 
the MTV documentary drama. 



"Straight From the Hood." 
Powell also works as a journalist 
and music critic whose articles 
have appeared in "Vibe," 
"Essence," and "The City Sun." 

The New Jersey nafive who 
currently resides in New York 
City also spends time writing 
and reciting poetry. Powell has 
toured many educational institu- 
Uons such as Princeton, Rutgers, 
and New York Universities as 
well as San Francisco College 
and the University of 



Massachusetts. Powell was the 
winner of the African Poetry 
Theater's Annual Poeu^y Contest 
in 1990 as well as being a semi- 
finalist in the Nuyorican Poets 
Cafe Grand Slam Contest. He 
was also a second place winner 
in the Passaic Community 
College Annual Nafional Poetry 
Contest. His first volume of 
poetry "don't feel no way" was 
published last year. The lecture 
held in Hart Chapel at 7:30 is 
free and q)en to the public. 



elevator-type drop. The new 
Mean Streak, one of the world's 
largest and fastest wooden roller 
coasters, will also make your 
hair stand on end. 

Those who enjoy peaceful and 
relaxing rides and enjoy taking 
in an array of interesting shows 
would certainly not be lost at 
Cedar Point. For those who love 
the water, Soak City is just wait- 
ing for you to take tlie plunge, 
along with the newest water 
coiister Snake River Falls which 
has a get-wet guarantee. 

The Inside Track Readers Poll, 
started in 1987, serves as the 
worldwide list of "favorites" in 
the amusement park industry. 
Their readers include amusement 
park and roller coaster enthusi- 
asts, indusu^y experts and manu- 
facturers, park and attraction 
executives and the general pub- 
lic. 

"Having the number one roller 
coaster at the best amusement 
park in the world is a real coup," 



says Wyatt. "Cedar Point is the 
first and only place that has 
occupied boUi the 'Best Coaster' 
and the 'Best Park' categories at 
the same time. It was a clean 
sweep." 

Cedar Point's president and 
CEO, Richard L. Kinzel, was 
extremely pleased with the 
park's ratings done by Inside 
Track. He comments, "These 
compliments are among the 
highest we could receive." 

Because of Cedar Point's com- 
bination of a variety of roller 
coasters, shows, restaurants and 
water rides, it can no longer be 
considered just an amusement 
park; it can now be considered a 
summer resort. Whether your 
idea of fun is templing fate and 
riding tlie fastest, steepest, most 
breathtaking roller coaster on 
eartli, or if it is simply walking 
through Jungle Larry's Safari, 
Cedar Point is the number one 
place to vacation. 



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** 'Dead On: Relentless //' (1991) Leo Rossi. 'R' 


"Almost Pregnant" ^^992) 1 


25 


Muppets Crazy Kids Hey Dude (R) Guts 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney iBullwinkle 


Partridge iGet Smart 


Dragnet 


Bob Newhart |M.T. Moore |M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Lucy Show 


A. Hitchcock 1 


26 


*♦ Wfiisperkiir {)%&, Drama) Loni Anderson. 


Supermarket 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


L.A. Law g 


**V2 "Fire in the Dark" (1991, Drama) Olvmpia Dukakis. 


Elayne Booster 


Mysteries 1 



FRIDAY EVENING OCTOBER 22. 1993 1 




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5:30 1 6:00 1 6:30 


7:00 1 7:30 


8:00 1 8:30 | 9:00 


9:30 1 10:00 1 10:30 1 11:00 


11:30 


12:00 


2 


*♦ "Airplane II: The Sequel' 0982) PG' 


*** "Hot Shots'" (1991) Charlie Sheen. 


Inside the NFL (In Stereo) 


*V2 "Mission of Justice" 0992) R' 


*•♦ "Under Siege" (1992, Adventure) Steven Seaqal. 'R' 


Sanders 


Comedy Jam 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) g 


Newsg 


Newsg 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy g 


Ent. Tonight 


Family Boy-Worid 


Step by Step I Mr. Cooper 1 20/20 g 


Newsg 


Cheers g 


Nightiine g 


6 


Empty Nest I Cheers g 


Coach g 


News 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Fortune 


Raymond Burr 


"Perry Mason: Case of Tell-Tale Talk Show Host" 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 


7 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Qeraklo 


News 


CBS News 


Copsg 


Married... 


Rescue 911 (In Stereo) g 


Bob g iDave's iPicket Fences "Turpitude' 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) g 


8 


Les Brown 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Newsg 


CBS News 


NHL Hockey: Pittsburgh Penguins at Buffalo Sabres. From Memorial Auditorium. (Live) 


Dave's 


Newsg 


Edition 


Late Show gl 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Tiny Toon 


Animanlacs ] Batman g 


Full House g 


Roseanne g 


Roseanne g 


Married... 


Brisco County, Jr. 


X-Files "Shadows " g iMama's F. 


Mama 


Chevy Chase Pam Dawber. 


Love Con. I 


11 


Copsg 


Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


News g J 


NBC News 


JeopaiJy! g 


Wh. rOrtUiie 


Raymond Burr 


"Perry Mason: Case of Tell-Tale Talk Show Host" 


News g Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 1 


14 


(3 30) For Love Mike 


** "Bloodhounds of Broadway' 0989) 


Short Sub. 


♦** "How to Murder Your Wife" (1965) Jack Lemmon. 


** "Halloween III: Season of the Witch" (1982) 'R' 


•** "Enter Laughing ' (1967) Jose Ferrer, j 


17 


(3-30) PGA Golf: Las Veqas Invitat' /rial -- Third Round, j 


Motoworld 


Up Close 


Sportscenter Timber 


NHL Hockey: Los Anqeles Kings at Washington Capitals. From the USAir Arena. (Live) 


Hockey 


Sportscenter iCarbajal 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid Parker Lewis Facts of Life 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtles 


Major Dad g Wings g 


Murder, She Wrote g 1*** "Sea of Love" (1989, Drama) Al Pacino, Ellen Barkin (In Stereo) 


* "Vegas in Space " 099^ 


21 


(2:30) 


** "Branniqan (1975, Mystery) John Wayne PG' 


* "Second SiQht (1989, Comedy) PG g 


** "Leprechaun" (1992) Warwick Davis. •• "BoomeranQ" (1992, Comedy) Eddie Murphy. R' g 


* "Novel Desires " 09S'\) 


22 


(3:00) 


♦♦* "Dark Victory (1939. Drama) Betle Davis, g 


"We're Talkin' Serious Money" (1993) 


•* "Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man"' (1991) 'R' 


Biker Blast 


Comedy 


Drew Carey 


*'/2 "Night Rhythms" 0992) 


25 


Muppets 


Crazy Kids 1 Hey Dude (R)lGuts 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney IBullwinkle 


Partridge I Get Smart 


Dragnet iBob Newhart 


M.T. Moore 


M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Lucy Show 


A. Hitchcock 1 


26 


♦ * Memories of Murder' (1990, Drama) Nancy Allen. 


Supermarket 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


L.A. Law g 


•** "'Badlands (1973, Suspense) Martin Sheen. 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Mysteries 1 



SATURDAY EVENING OCTOBER 23. 1993 1 




4:00 1 4:30 1 5:00 1 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 1 7:00 1 7:30 


8:00 1 8:30 1 9:00 1 9:30 


10:00 


10:30 


11:00 1 11:30 1 12:00 


2 


(2:30) |*V2 "Defense Play" (1988) David Oliver. 


**V2 "Christopher Columbus: The Discovery' (1992) 


** "Pet Sematary Two "(1992) Edward Furlong. R' g 


Dream On g 


Crypt Tales 


*** 'Dead flano "(1989) Don Johnson, g 


4 


(3:30) College Football: Regional Coverage -- Teams to Be Announced 


Live) 


Newsg 


Court TV 


*♦* "'Mermaids" (1990, Comedy) Cher. (In Stereo) g 


Commish "The Set-Up" Q 


Newsg 


Golden Giris 1 Empty Nest 


6 


College Football: Southern California at Notre Dame, g 


News 


NBC News 


Night Court 


Wh. Fortune 


Mommies g CafeAme. I Empty Nest Nurses g 


Sisters (In Stereo) g 


News 


Saturday Night Uve 


7 


Lillehammer 


CBS Sports Saturday 


News 


CBS News 


Untouchables (In Stereo) g 


Worid Series: Game 6. Philadelphia Phillies at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live) g 


News 


Star Trek: Deep Space 9 


8 


Star Search 


CBS Sports Saturday 


Newsg 


CBS News 


Crusaders 


World Series: Game 6. Philadelphia Phillies at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live) g 


Newsg 


Untouchables (In Stereo) g 


10 


(2:30) "The Two Jakes' Baywatch 'Tentacles " g 


Star Trek: Next Gener. 


Star Trek: Deep Space 9 


Copsg 


Cops (R) g 


Front Page (In Stereo) g 


Comic Strip: Late Night 


Arsenio Hall (In Stereo) g iMusw 


11 


College Football: Southern California at Notre Dame, g 


Newsg 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g |Wh. Fortune 


Mommies g 


Cafe Ame. 


Empty Nest | Nurses g 


Sisters (In Stereo) g 


News g ISaturday Night LWe 


14 


♦** "Willow (1988) An evil queen vows to destroy an infant pnncess. 


Short Sub. 


** "A Matter of Wife., and Death" (1975) 


Short Sub. 


*• "The TOK '(1982, Comedy) Richard Pryor, 'PG' 


*** "Sftampoo" (1975) Warren Beatty. 


17 


Horse Racing: Wash. Intl. |PGA GoH: Las Vegas Invitational -- Fourth Round. (Live) 


Football iCollege Football: Syracuse at Miami. (Live) I Football Scoreboard iSportacenter iDragRacing I 


18 


**V2 "Havana" (1990) A gambler begins a risky affair with a Cuban revolutionary, g 


Case Closed g 


** "The Lookalike" (1990) Melissa Gilbert-Brinkman. g 


Silk Stalkings "Love-15 " g 1* "The Marilyn Diaries" (1990, Adult) i 


21 


(2:30) 


**'/? "Uptown Saturday Night" (1974) 


••'/z "Cadence" (1990, Drama) Charlie Sheen. PG-IS' 


••* "Coming to America" (1988) Eddie Murphy. 'R' g 


••Vs "Next of Kin " 0^9, Drama) Patrick Swayze. 'R' g 


""Unlawful" 


22 


(2:30) 


"Star Trek III: The Search for Spook' PG' 


•• "Drop Dead Fred" 0991 


Phoebe Cafes. 'PG-IS' g 


**'/2 "Backtrack" (1989, Suspense) Jodie Foster. R' 


Boxing (Live) 


Red Shoe 


25 


Can't on TV 


Arcade [Double Dare iWild Side 


Salute jLefiends 


Doug iRugrats 


Clarissa Roundhouse iRen-Stimpy You Afraid? 


Very Very Nick at Nite 


Superman 


26 


*V2 "Disorderlies" (1987, Comedy) The Fat Bovs. 


** "Crime of Innocence" (1985, Drama) Andy Griffith. 


**V2 "Cast the First Stone" (1989) JillEikenberry. 


Hidden 1 Hidden 1 Unsolved Mysteries 


China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING OCTOBER 24. 1993 1 




4:00 


4:30 5:00 1 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 1 7:00 1 7:30 


8:00 1 8:30 1 9:00 1 9:30 


10:00 1 10:30 1 11:00 


11:30 1 12:00 


2 


(2:30) 


* * ■ "Honeymoon Academy " (1 990) g 


**'/2 "fxptorers "(1985) Ethan Hawke. (In Stereo) PG' 


*itVi 'Ricochet" 0991) Denzel Washinqton, Ice T. R' g 


••* "Singles " 0992) Bridqet Fonda, g 


Tracey UNman: New Yoric 


4 


Golf: American Great 18 Jack NKklaus. Best of Golf 


News g lABC News 


Videos |Am. Funniest 


Lois & Clark-Superman 


"A Stranger in the Mirror" (1993, Drama) Perry Kinq. g 


Newso 


Cheers 


Dear John g 


6 


NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns. From Cleveland Stadium. 


1 Witness Video (In Stereo) 


Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 


"Remember" 0993, Drama) Donna Mills, g 


New« 


Cheap a. , 


Night pouft 


7 


NFL Football: Phoenix Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers. From Candlestick Park, g 


60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 


Worid Series; Game 7. Philadelphia Phillies at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live) g ' 


my* 


^1 ' 


MurWiyB.' 


8 


NFL Football: Phoenix Cardinals at San Francisco 49ers. From Candlestick Park, g 


60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 


Worid Series: Game 7. Philadelphia Phillies at Toronto Blue Jays. (Live) g 


HvnJQ' 


WuiMwB. 


UfeMviei 


10 


*** "Little Shop of Horrors (1 986) Rick Moranis. Star Trek: Deep Space 9 


Townsend Television g 


Martin g iLhring Single 


Married... I Dearest I Star Trek: Next Gener. 


Paid Prog. 


Paid Prog. 


FYlPitl 


11 


NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Cleveland Browns. From Cleveland Stadium. 


Fifth Quarter Video 


Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 


"/?ememi:)er"(1993. Drama) Donna Mills, g 


News 


Rescue 911 


Suspect 


14 


(3:30) Matter-Wife" 


** "The rot'"(1982. Comedy) Richard Pryor. PG' 


*** "Divorce American Style" (1967) Dick Van Dyke. 


••* "House Calls" (1978) Walter Matthau. 'PG' 


♦* "Every Time We Say Goodbye" (1986) 1 


17 


Horse Racing: Remington 


PGA Golf: Las Veqas Invitational - Final Round. (Live) 


NFL Gymnastics: San Jose International 


Aerobics: World Chmp. 


Reno Champ. Air Races 


Sportscenter 


NFL 1 


18 


(3:00) **V2 "Pet Sematary' 


Ten of Us iTwo Dads 


Major Dad g iWings g 


** "The Perfect Bride" (1991, Suspense) Sammi Davis. 


Case Ck)sed (R) g 


Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 


Silk Stalkings Love-15 g HoNywood 1 


21 


**% "We're No Angels" (1989) Robert De Niro. "PG-13' 


*** "'Guilty by Suspicion" (1991) Robert De Niro. g 


*** "Night and the City" (1992) Robert De Niro. 'R' g 


**% "Mistress" (1992) Robert Wuhl. (In Stereo) R" o 


-Raging" I 


22 


(3:35) "Career 0pp." 


Ready or Not 


Chris Cross 


*•* "Father of the Bride"" (1991) Steve Martin. PG' g 


***V2 "Terminator 2: Judgment Day" (1991) 'R' g 


^More-Meets 


Mendoza 


*** "The Fear Inside" (1992) R' 1 


25 


Can't on TV Arcade 


Double Dare 


Freshmtn 


Rocko'sLife Legends You Afraid? {Roundhouse 


Nick News iMortc Lucy Show I Van Dyke 


M.T. Mooie 


Bob Newhart 


Dragnet 


A. Hitchcock 


Superman 1 


26 


** "77?e House Oft Carroll Street" (1988) Kelly McGillis. 


*** "Stolen Babies" (1993, Drama) Mary Tyler Moore. 


"Other Women's Children" (1993) Melanie Mayron. 


Thirtysomething "Couples' 


Paid Prog. 


PahlProg. 


Paid Prog. 1 



MONDAY EVENING OCTOBER 25. 1993 1 




4:00 1 4:30 1 5:00 1 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 1 7:00 1 7:30 


8:00 1 8:30 1 9:00 1 9:30 


10:00 1 10:30 1 11:00 


11:30 1 12:00 1 


2 


** "Wind" 0992, Adventure) Matthew Modine. "PG-IS" 


•*% "Stealing Wome "(1988) Mark Harmon. ■PG-13' g 


•*** "Platoon" (1986, Drama) Tom Berenqer. "R" g 


••* "Red Rock West" 0993) R' g 


**h"StorYville" 0992) "f\' I 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) g 


Newsg 


Newsg 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy g 


Ent Tonight 


Day One g 


NFL Football: Minnesota Vikinqs at Chicaqo Bears. From SokJier Fiekl. g [News g 1 


6 


Empty Nest Cheers g 


Coach g 


News 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardylg 


Wh. Fortune 


Fresh Prince 


Btossomg 


"Remember" 


1993, Drama) Donna Mills, g 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 1 


7 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Qeraklo Howard Stern. 


News 


CBS News 


Copsg 


Married... 


Shade 


Dave's 


Murphy B. 


Love & War 


Northern Exposure g 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) g 1 


8 


Les Brown 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Newsg 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Shade 


Dave's 


Murphy B. 


Love & War 


Northern Exposure g 


Newsg 


Edition 


LaleShowgl 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Tmy Toon 


Animanlacs I Batman g 


Full House g 


Roseanne g 


Roseanne g 


Married... 


•** "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" (1975, Musical) 


Mama I Mama 


Chevy Chase Tracy Byrd. 


Love Con. j 


11 


Copsg 


Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


Newsg 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Foftojne 


Fresh Prince [Blossom g 


""Remember" 0993, Drama) Donna Mills, g 


News g ITonight Show (In Stereo) g 


14 


(3:30) "Divorce American Style (1967) 


**•% "Doctor Zhivago" 0965) The Bolshevik Revolution, as experienced by a Russian doctor. "PG" 


***'/^ "Midnight Cowboy' (1969) Dustin Hoffman. 'R" 


**'/2 "Little Murders" 0971) Elliott GoukJ. 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


Challenge 


Max Out 


Th'breds 


Up Close 


Sportscenter 


NFL Prime Monday 


Expedition Earth 


Amazing Games 


TimlMT 


Sportscenter 1 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


Paricer Lewis 


Facts of Life 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninia Turtles 


Maior Dad g 


Wings g 


Murder, She Wrote g 


WWF: Monday Night Raw 


Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 


MakH Dad g 


Wings g 1 Odd Couple 1 


21 


(2:00) 


•** "Toto the Hero" (1991) PG-13' g 


*♦ "Iron Eagle" (1986) Louis Gossett Jr.. "PG-13" g 


•* "Miracle Beach" (1992) Ami Dolenz. g 1 "Sweet Justice" (1992) Marc Sinqer. 'R' 


*% -"The Silencer" (1992) Lynette Walden. 


22 


(3:05) "Big Girls Don t Cry ' 


•*♦ Decepf/on (1946, Drama) Bette Davis. 


** "Iron Eagle' (1986) Louis Gossett Jr.. "PG-13" 


*• ""Dead/i'Su/ve///ance"" (1991) R" 


Fatality 


♦% "Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight" (1991) 


25 


Muppets 1 Crazy Kids 


Hey Dude (R)lGuts 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney Bullwinkle 


Partridge |Get Smart 


Dragnet Bob Newhart I M.T. Moore 


M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Lucy Show I A. Hitchcock 


26 


*• "Fatal Sky' O990, Drama) Michael Nouri. 


Supermaricet 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


L.A. Law g 


**♦ ""Silkwood"" (1983, Drama) Meryl Streep, Kurt Russell, Cher. 


Unsohred Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 26. 1993 



10 



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26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



(3:45) Christopher Columbus 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Schoolbreak Special 



Tom-Jerry Tiny Toon 



Copsg 



Cur. Affair 



(3:30) "The Reward 09Sb] 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



Dream Lg. 



(3:00) 



Pyramid 



N ewsg 



Coach g 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



Superman II"' (1980) Criminals (rom Krypton take over the USA PG' 



Newsg 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Animanlacs [Batman g 



Newsg 



Newsg 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House g 



Newsg 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



»*V2 "Little /Wt/rders "(1971 Comedy) Elliott Gould. PG 



Challenge 



Paricer Lewis 



Max Out 



Facts of Life 



Rocco and His Brothers' (1961, Drama) 



(3 30) Driving Me Crazy" 



NBA Today 



Ninja Turtles 



Up Close 



Ninja Turtles .Major Dad g 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married... 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



** 



"Pet Sematary Ttvo' (1992) Edward Furlong R' g 



Full House g 



Saved-Bell 



Phenom g 



Halloween 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) g 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) g 



Herman 



Saved-Bell 



Bakersfield 



Halloween 



♦ ♦'2 



The Black Windmill" (1974) Michael Caine. PG' 



Sportscenter 



Roseanne g 



Larroquette 



Coach g 



Second Half 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



*•* "The Last of the Mohicans" (1992, Adventure) R' 



NYPD Blue "Personal Foul " 



Dateline (In Stereo) g 



••* "Misery" (1990, Suspense) James Caan. g 



jf** ""Misery"" (1990, Suspense) James Caan. g 



America's Most Wanted g 



Larroquette [Second Half 



Mama 



iMama 



**V2 "Sfars and ears" (1968) R' 



Dateline (In Stereo) g 



NHL Hockey 



Wings g 



Philadelphia Flyers at (Quebec Nordigues. From Le Colisee de Quebec 



Short Sub. 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Chevy Chase (In Stereo) g 



Cheers g 



12:00 



"Lonely H. " 



Nightiine g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Edition 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



**♦ 



Muppets I Crazy Kids I Hey Dude ( R ) | Guts 



''2 "Woman Times Set'en (1967) 



Desert Bloom (1986. Drama) Jon Voiqhl PG' g 



Murder, She Wrote g [Boxing: Vinny Pazienza vs. Robbie Sims (Live: 



Sportsnight 



**V2 "Fathom" (1967) Tony Franciosa. 



[Major Dad g 



•♦ 



What You Do 



**''2 



"In the Spirit (1990) Mario Thomas, Elaine May. [Supemiaritef 



Loverboy 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



(1989) Patrick Dempsey 'PG-13' g 



**V2 "Unlawful Entry" (1992) Kurt Russell. R' g 



Looney 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge 



Chris Cross 



Get Smart 



L.A. 



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'■2 "American Samurai' (1992) "R" 



•* "Kickboxer" 0989, Adventure) R' g 



Dragnet 



Bob Newhart M.T. Moore 



Biker Blast 



M.T. Moore 



"Judgment" (1990, Drama) Keith Carradine. 



John Henton 



Van Dyke 



Sportscenter 



Wings g I Odd Couple 



** "Leprechaun" 0992) 



"Universal Soldier 0992) 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING OCTOBER 27, 1993 



10 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



Singles (1992. Comedy) Bridqet Fonda. "PG-13' g 



Donahue (In Stereo) : 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey : 



Les Brown 



11 



Tom-Jeny Tiny Toon 



I Cops 



Cur. Affair 



14 j(3Q0) Loverboy (1989) 



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Coach g 



News I 



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Gerakto In-law problems 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Animanlacs Batman 



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6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



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Newsg 



News 



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ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News: 



Full House r^ I Roseanne g 



News : 



NBC News 



♦ ♦'; The Black Windmill (1974) Michael Came 
I Max Out I Inside PGA 



PG 



Challenge 



I Pyramid [Pyramid jPartter Lewis i Facts of Life Ninja Turtles 



21 (2^5) 



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Ninja Turtles 



Hard Copy : 



Jeopardy! : 



Cops: 



CBS News 



Roseanne : 



Jeopardy! g 



7:30 



Remains-Day 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



*♦* 



"New Jack City" (1991, Drama) Wesley Snipes. R 



10:00 



Crypt Tales 



10:30 



Sanders 



Home Imp [Cheers Fairy Tales Can Come True" Cliff meets th'e girl of his dreams 



Unsolved Mysteries g 



Hearts Afire : 



Hearts Afire : 



Beverly Hills, 90210 g 



Unsolved Mysteries g 



♦♦* 



The Big Picture (1989) Kevin Bacon PG-13 



Sportscenter PBA Bowling 



Major Dad :; i Wings : 



Don t Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead :;'**'. Prelude to a Kiss (1992) Alec Baidvym PG- 



3- 



22 



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t*** The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948; 



: Muppets iCrazyKids |HeyDude(R 



Zeliy and Me (1988. Drama) PG Stories 



Guts 



[What You Do Looney 



Looney 



I Bullwinkle 



Greater Detroit Open. .Live) 



Murder, She Wrote : 



Now-T. Brokaw & K. Couric 



South of Sunset Pilot 



South of Sunset Pilot g 



Melrose Place (In Stereo) g 



Now-T. Brokaw & K. Couric 



Law & Order (In Stereo) g 



48 Hours Betrayed g 



48 Hours Betrayed 



Mama 



IMama 



Law i Order (In Stereo) g 



11:00 



Dream On g 



Newsg 



News 



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News g 



11:30 



12:00 



*** Singles (1992) g 



Cheers g [Nightiine g 



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Page 15 



Sports 



Brown ties Urbanskv 



Eagles pick Lock Haven apart, 37-26 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sports writer 



Like Sugar Ray Leonard, the 
Clarion University Golden 
Eagles just keep coming back. 

Last year, Clarion started off at 
0-4 before winning its last six 
games and capturing the PSAC- 
West championship in a 
comeback win versus Indiana. 

1993 has proven to be no less 
of a comeback year. 

On Saturday, the Golden 
Eagles rallied for 17 third quarter 
points to defeat host Lock Haven 
37-26. It marked the third come- 
from-behind win for Clarion on 
the season (now 3-3 overall, 
after an 0-2 start). 

The Eagles rallied for 13 
fourth quarter points behind 
Chris Zdc to down Westminster, 
23-20, on September 25. Last 
week, a 27 -point third quarter 
explosipii l^lew pioomsbtjrg 
away in ah eVemiiif 40-18 win. 
And now the comebacks have 
reached the PSAC-West again. 

"We've gotten off to a slow 
Start the last two games, but we 
haven't panicked," said Clarion 
head coach Gene Sobolewski. 
"The defense settled down in the 
second and third quarters." 

The Lock Haven offense had 
the luxury of opposing a Golden 
Eagle defense that was without 
starting linebackers Frank 
Andrews and Clint Terza. 

Despite yielding 405 yards of 
total offense to LHU, the Clarion 
defense made big plays all day. 
Sophomore Michael Kerestes 
and freshman Thomas Williams 
stepped up in place of the injured 
starters, teaming for 17 tackles. 
Williams added two tackles for 
losses, and Kerestes added one 
of three Clarion interceptions. 

Sophomores Pat Span and Ric 
Giles acUled the other 
interceptions for the Eagles 
while Alim Kamara, also a 
sophomore, had 12 tackles. 

"I thought the defense played 
well as a unit with those younger 
players," Sobolewski said. 

Senior Damon Mazoff had 
nine tackles to surpass 400 for 
his career. 

Clarion's offense and special 
teams both played flawlessly on 




Get off: Marlon Worthy (9) and 
two games. The Eagles will be 

Saturday, with no turnovers. 

The running game amassed 
221 yards on 50 carries. 
Finishing the game with 75 less 
total yards, the Eagles offense 
still controlled the ball nearly 
eight minutes longer than its 
Lock Haven counterpart. 

Senior tailback Damien Henry 
had his fifth 100-yard rushing 
game on the year, carrying the 
ball 29 times for 147 yards. 
Fullback An Gregory 
complemented Henry well with 
47 yards on 11 carries. 

Henry, who also played a part 
in the passing attack catching 
twp aerials for 41 yards, ranks 
fifth in both rushing and all- 
purpose yardage in the PS AC 
thus far in 1993. Henry has 
totaled 668 yards rushing and 
818 all-purpose yards. 



the Golden Eagle offense has 
without Worthy against Shipp 

Everybody's all-purpose man 
in 1992, Marlon Worthy caught 
three passes on Saturday for 57 
yards, including two touchdowns 
(one for 49 yards). 

All-America tight end Tim 
Brown hauled in three throws 
and is now tied for the career 
reception record at Clarion with 
former great Ron Urbansky 
(1986-89) at 149 catches. 

Junior southpaw Craig Ray 
was the source of every 
reception, going 10 of 17 for 139 
yards and two touchdowns. 

A Ray one-yard quarterback 
sneak with 1:09 to go in the 
second quarter gave Clarion the 
lead for good at 14-13. Henry 
carried nine times on the drive. 

Twenty seconds later, after a 
Kerestes interception, Ray led 
Clarion downfield in 23 



Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
a total of77 points in its last 
due to a knee injury. 

seconds with a 33-yard 
completion to Henry and a three- 
yard touchdown pass to Worthy 
for a 20-13 halfUme lead. 

A 17-point third quarter 
explosion set up the eventual 11- 
point victory. 

Kevin Harper caught the other 
two Ray completions as well as 
keying the special teams with a 
79-yard kickoff return for a 
touchdown. Trailing 3-0 to start 
the game. Clarion answered 
quickly when Harper, who got a 
key block from Ryan Alleman, 
took a hand-off from Worthy and 
raced up the right sideUne. 

Lock Haven dropped to 1-6 
overall, 0-3 in the conference. 

The Golden Eagles take their 
1-1 conference record into 
Saturday's game versus 
Shippensburg (4-3, 0-3). 



Clarion 
Lock Haven 



7 13 17 0-37 
10 3 13-26 



First Quarter 
I.*K:k Haven: Traber 32 Kj, Drive: 
12p!ay.s, 62 yards, 6:02. Key play: 
Steinbacher 13 pass from McLaughlin 
on 3rd & 5. Lock Haven 3, CUPO. 
Clarion: Harper 79 kick return 
(Cramer kick). Clarion 7, LH 3. 
Lock Haven: McGmty9 pass from 
McLaughlin (TralHjr kick) Dnvc: II • 
plays, 80 yards, 3:23. Key play: 
Fainu>l ^0 yard run. LH 10, CUP 7. 

Second Quarter 
Lock Haven: Traber 32 VG Dnvc: 
11 plays. 81 yard.s,4:08. Key play; 
Mc<;inty 28 pass from McLaughlin. ^ 
Lock Haven 13, Clarion 7, J 

Clarion; Ray I run (Cramer kick). % 
Drive. 13 pla>s» 68 yards, 653 Key' • 
play . Henry amvts 9 times for 42 
yards as all B plays are runs. 
Clarioii i4^I^ock Haven 13. 
Ctwjon: Worthy 3 pass from Ray 
(kiclpMed) Dnvc 4 plays, 36 yards, 
:23, Key play: I leiiry 33 pass from 
Ray^ Clarj«m 20, LH 13. .ii 

Third Quarter 
Clw-Joa: (Gregory I run (Cramer 
kick). Drive: 16 plays, 73 yards, 7:13. 
Key play: Drown 10 pass from Rayon. 
3r}&7 cup 27, LH 13. 
Clarion: Cramer 43 FG Dnve, 3 
pfays, -6 yards, 1:53. Key play: Giles .' 
intercepts pa.>ts and relums 1 yards. 
Clarion 30, Lock Haven 13. 
Clarion: Worthy 49 pass from Ray 
(Cramer kick). Drive; 3 plays, 65 
yards, :57. Clarion 37, LH 13. 

Fourth Quarter 
Lock Haven; Steinbacher 24 pass 
from McLaughlin (conversion failed). 
Drive: 5 plays, 68 yards, :45. Key 
play Fairnot 30 pass from 
McLaughhn. Clarion 37, LH 19. 
Lock Haven: K. McLaughlin 8 run 
(Traber kick). Dnve: 9 plays. 58 yards,c 
2:05 Key play: Defensive PI on 4th 
<fc 7, Clarion 37, Lock Haven 26. 



T«;ani 


Statistics 






CUP 


LH 


First Down<t 


21 


25 


Rushing yards 


191 


89 


Passing yards 


139 


316 


Total yards 


330 


405 



Player .Statistics; 
Rushing-Clarion: Henry 29-147, 
Gregory 11-47. L.Haven: Fairnot 10- 
56, Brown 7-40. 

Passing- Clarion: Ray 10 of 17 for 
139 yards and 2 ID'S, L.Haven: 
McLaughlin 28 of 51 for 316 yards, 2 
ID'S and 3 INTs 

Receiving- Clarion: Worthy 3-57, 
Brown 3-22, Henry 2-41, Harper 2-19. 
Lock Haven: McGinty 8-84, Spinosa 
1^4, Fairnot 6-B4, Steinbacher 5-87. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Cross Country team preparing for PSACs 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



It was 60 degrees and overcast; 
a great day for running in Akron, 
Ohio as the Clarion Golden 
Eagle cross country teanis began 
their race at Mt. Union College 
on Saturday. 

. The women, who had some 
personal bests, finished ninth out 
of 12 teams with Megan 
Stecklair leading the way. 
Steckliiir finished 24th in a field 
of 90 runners with a time of 
21.16. Lynn Baluh placed 33rd 
with a time just 29 seconds 
behind Stecklair. Lisa Benlock 
placed 41st at 22.20. Jen 
Dansberger finished 44th coming 
in at 22.22. Jen Gleason was 
66th at 23.47, and Brandee 
Payne was 73rd at 24.46. 

The men placed 8th out of 10 
squads with Russ Breindel and 
Chad Briggs leading the pack. 
Breindel and Briggs raced the 




entire meet side by side before 
Breindel stormed past Briggs in 
the final few yards to beat him 
by four seconds. "He came out 
of nowhere with his big guns 
rolling and rolled on by," 
quipped Briggs. Breindel 
fini.shed 30th and Briggs placed 
32nd. 

Rounding out the men, Scott 
Reffner placed 43rd with a time 
of 29.49; Brian Stohr placed 
63rd at 31.02; Brian Patterson 
finished 69th at 31.52; and Rick 
Rectenwald placed 80th at 33.44. 

Both teams used this meet, the 
final regular season race of the 
year, to gear up for the PS AC 



Championships in Bloomsburg 
on October 30. "When we go to 
states, we're just gonna give it 
everything we've got," Briggs 
said. "There's no reason to save 
our energy." 

Both the men and women have 
been working extfemely hard in 
preparation for PSACs. 
"Hopefully we're saving our best 
for last," said Briggs, who won 
the ALF lOK race two weeks 
ago. The women share the same 
sentiment. "For a bunch of the 
girls, this will be their last cross 
country race of their career, and 
they don't want to end it saying 
'We could have.'" 




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Double Trouble: Russ Breindel (left) and Chad Briggs ran 
the entire Mt. Union meet side by side. 



Marcus & Missy 



Clarion finishes 10th 

Golden Eagles struggle at conference championships 



by Ray Henderson 
Sportswriter 



After an unusually rough 
season in 1993, the Clarion 
University women's team 
finished off on a melancholy 
note, returning home empty- 
handed from last week's PSAC 
championship tournament in 



Lancaster. 

The Eagles got off on the 
wrong foot right from the start, 
as Shara Wolkomir droppped a 
close one to Edinboro's Karen 
Idzik 2-6, 6-1, 7-6 (7-3). 
Wolkomir, a former PSAC 
champion, went into the 
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Taking their lumps: An 
inexperienced Clarion 
tennis team encountered its 
roughest year in recent 
memory in 1993. 



record of 39-12. 

In other singles play, seniof 
Roxann Milton (season 4-3, 
career 23-12) defeated West 
Chester's Amy D'Alessandro 6- 
4, 7-5 before losing to Cal's 
Monica Dinatale, and freshman 
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Rock's Darla Opferman. 

In #1 doubles, Wolkimir and 
sophomore Melodi Dess came 
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1, 6-3, but then lost to Edinboro 
in straight sets, 6-0, 6-1. In #2 
doubles, Milton and freshman 
Sarah Unkefer breezed by 
Cheyney 6-0, 6-0 before falling 
to Kutztown 6-4, 6-4. 

The Eagles finished 10th in 
overall team scoring with 5 wins. 



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optimistic going into the 
tournament. "We expected to 
start a little slow with our youth, 
then mature as the season went 
along. That's exactly what 
happened this year, and we feel 
we're playing our best tennis of 
the season right now." Clarion 
entered the tournament with an 
overall record of 3-6 with a 2-2 
mark against PSAC schools, 
having defeated lUP and 
Edinboro and losing to Edinboro 
and California. 

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Eagles host Shippensburg on Sat. 



by Tondelaya Carey 
Sportswriter 



The Clarion Golden Eagles 
have snatched two straight wins 
and will try for three on Saturday 
against the Shippensburg Red 
Raiders. Kickoff time is set for 
1 PM at Clarion's Memorial 
Stadium. 

The Eagles enter the game 
with a 3-3 overall record and a 1- 
1 slate in the PSAC-West. 
Shippensburg comes in with a 4- 
3 overall mark and 0-3 in the 
conference. The Raiders won 
their first four games before 
dropping contests to Slippery 
Rock (36-7), Indiana (45-10) and 
last week to Edinboro (34-17). 

"Shippensburg is a very 
disciplined and physical football 
team," stated Clarion head coach 
Gene Sobolewski. "They want 
to possess the ball on offense 
and establish their running game. 
Defensively, they are big up 
front and hard to run on. It will 
be a tough game." 

The Eagles are averaging 23.3 
points per game and 337.2 yards 
of offense per game. Clarion 
ranks third in the PSAC-West in 
rushing averaging 157.8 yards 
per game, and sixth in the 

Sports Commentary: 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
How grand art thou: Damien Henry (1) has gained 668 yards 
through five games and is headed towards 1000 for 1993. 

conference in passing with an 469 yards and five touchdowns 



average of 179.3. 

Leading the offense is junior 
quarterback Craig Ray. Ray has 
directed the offense to 77 points 
in the last two games, 
completing 40 of 75 passes for 



this season. 

All-American tight end Tim 
Brown, who has latched onto 33 
aerials for 344 yards, needs one 
reception to break Clarion's all- 
time reception mark. He is 



currently tied with Ron 
Urbansky (1986-89) with 149 
career catches. 

Kevin Harper has pulled in 12 
passes for 174 yards and 
returned a kickoff 79 yards for a 
touchdown last week. The 
receiving corps suffered another 
severe blow last week when the 
Eagles, already without the 
services of Jess Quinn, lost wide 
receiver and return specialist 
Marlon Worthy with a knee 
injury. Worthy, who has grabbed 
11 passes for 197 yards and four 
touchdowns this year, will miss 
this week's game against 
Shippensburg, according to team 
members. 

Damien Henry who is having 
his finest season in his senior 
year, leads the running game 
along with fullback. Art 
Gregory. Henry has carried the 
ball 143 limes for 668 yards and 
four touchdowns. He has also 
latched onto 12 passes for 150 
yards. Henry ranks fourth in 
career rushing with 1,762 yards 
and is tied for third in career 
touchdowns with 22. Gregory 
has rushed 73 limes for 269 
yards. 

The Eagles defense ranks fifth 
in the PSAC in total defense 



Steelers are looking super 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



I'm not one to dwell, but the 
way the Pittsburgh Steelers are 
playing, I could make this story a 
thesis. 

With Sunday's 37-14 
annihilation of the New Orleans 
Saints, the Steelers finally earned 
the respect ihey deserve. 
Previously accused of beating up 
on weaker teanns, Cowher's 
black and gold brigade showed 
everyone that this is team to 
reckon with in 1993. 

The Saints were thoroughly 
stifled by the Sleeler defense, 
and managed only one first down 



for the entire first half. Rod 
Woodson is simply the best 
comerback in the world, leading 
the NFL in interceptions with 
seven in six games, which by the 
way, is more than most teams 
have. 

The Steelers linebackers are 
their biggest asset, however. 
Everyone knows Greg Lloyd and 
Kevin Greene are unstoppable 
from the outside, but inside, 
Levon Kirkland and Jerry 
Olsavsky are surprising everyone 
with their hard-nosed attitudes. 
These gridders are incredible 
against the run, and their pass 
defense isn't too shabby either. 



The frightening thing about 
this team is that it has an offense 
that effortlessly put up 30 points 
against a tremendous Saints' 
defense. You've gotta think that 
if Pittsburgh keeps playing like 
this, a Super Bowl championship 
is a definite possibility. What? 
What did I just say? Is that 
possible? 

Yes... Yes it is. Even though 
the NFC has won the last nine 
Super Beatings, the Steelers are 
playing like they belong in the 
NFC. Cowher has his team 



rolling like a well-oiled dynamo. 
But, can he keep his squadron 
focused on their goal, avoiding 
distractions and that dreaded 
eight-letter word... injuries? 
Tmie will only tell, but one thing 
is for certain, Pittsburgh is no 
longer a mystery. 

Next up for the Steelers are 
those hungry Dawgs from 
Cleveland. At stake, sole 
possession of the AFC Central 
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yielding 151.3 yards on the 
ground and 195 through the air. 

Eric Acord leads the front line 
with 43 tackles. Damon Mazoff 
leads the linebacking corps with 
77 stops, while free safety Scan 
Spencer leads the secondary with 
43. 

Shippensburg offense is 
averaging 314.3 yards per game, 
including 157.7 on the ground 
and 156.6 passing. 

The offense will be led by 
either Brian Curnow or Tim 
Barto. Curnow has completed 
67 of 131 passes for 902 yards 
with seven touchdowns, but was 
knocked trom the Edinboro 
game on the Raiders' second 
possession. Barto lettered at 
Clarion in 1991 and then 
transferred to Shippensburg 
where he has completed 16 of 50 
passes for 194 yards and two 
scores. Barto was eight for 24 
for 123 yards la.st week. 

David McLendon (525 yards) 
and Winston Horshaw (383 
yards) lead the running attack 
while Horshaw leads the 
receivers with 28 receptions for 
379 yards. 

The Red Raider defense is 
giving up 354.1 yards per game 
including 152 on the ground and 
202.1 through the air. The "D" 
is led by by linebacker Chris 
Willingham, who has compiled 
126 tackles, 10 for losses 
through 1993. 

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season . The Eagles lead the all- 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Sports Spotlight 



For Brown, records take back seat 



by Jon Q. Sitler 
Sportswriter 



Over the pasi four years, only 
two things could ever be counted 
on in Clarion. One would be 
rain, the other would be Tim 
Brown. 

Brown, a senior co-captain on 
the (lolden Hagles fixMball team, 
snagged a Craig Ray spiral on 
Saturday lor his 33rd catch of 
the season, lying him for the 
career reception record at 
Clarion with former standout 
Ron Urbansky at 149. It's 
probable that he'll break that 
record this Saturday versus 
Shippen.sburg. 

Last year, the tight end caught 
a single-season record 60 passes 
for 614 yards and four 
touchdowns. 

But for Brown, records come 
second to just about everything 
else. 

"Records are something I'll 
worry about later on," said 
Brown. 'They'll be something I'll 
be really happy to have after the 
season, but right now I have a 
job to do." 

It isn't difficult to take Brown 
for granted, but he may have 
easily been doing his job 
somewhere else. 

"There was no real recruitment 
from Clarion," said Brown, a 
Business Management major out 
of Thomas Jefferson High. 

On the first day of recruiting, 
five years ago. Brown walked 
into the football office with some 
high school game film. "When 1 
came back from lunch, they said 
Okay." recalled Brown. 

However, he expected to play 
at defensive end. "(At 190 
pounds) I wanted to hit but not 
get hit," said Brown. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Putting down the hammer: Senior Tim Brown, standing under 
a photograph of former great Ron Urbanslcy. 



Right from the start at Clarion, 
things started to happen. He 
began to experience college 
practices (a huge difference) in 
which he had up to eight tight 
end coaches working with him. 
He also lifted a lot of weights 
and got bigger, stronger and 
faster. 

Now, at 6-4 and 243 pounds, 
he is a clutch receiver with sofi 
hands, a great blocker and 
virtually impossible to tackle. 

All of Brown's hard work paid 
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could touch us," said Brown 
about his first-ever football 
championship. "I wasn't really 
used to winning, so it was that 
much sweeter." 

When later asked what his 
favorite game ever was, he 
laughed. "What do you think?" 
Brown scored the touchdown 
that put the title clinching game 
versus lUP (35-26) out of reach 
on November 14th of last year. 
The play-action pass from the 
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"I didn't have to think about it, 
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week. Double and triple 
coverages can't be easy either. 

The biggest challenge has 
come from the talk of his pro 
potential. He's nervous that he 
might not fulfill his dream of 
making it to the next level. As 
far as pro scouts being 
interested? "It's all hearsay to 
me," said Brown. "I don't really 
want to know that much anyway. 
I don't want to jinx myself." 

Brown has been supported 
throughout college by his family 
and friends. "My brodiers (Bob 
and Dan) call every Thursday 
night," said Brown. His brother 
Dan stands at 6-5 and weighs 
260 pounds but has never put on 
the pads. (Tim isn't even the 
biggest in his family!). 

Brown's closest friends include 
Ryan Alleman, Shawn Kimple, 
Brad Kline and Jason Reinhart 
(all present or former 
teammates). 



Alleman is not only a 
teammate but he plays the same 
position as Brown and both are 
seniors. "Ryan is one of my best 
friends and has kept me working 
hard," said Brown. "The 
competition of playing the same 
position has improved us both. 
Ryan could probably start at 
tight end at most other PSAC 
schools." 

Brown said that there have 
been many good times over his 
five years at Clarion; Thursday 
nights with his friend Jimmy and 
Eddie Dogs are two. 

Brown ended by saying that he 
wouldn't mind leaving his mark 
at Clarion with one more 
reception. "1 don't know much 
about Ron (Urbansky) but I do 
know that the offense was 
revolved around him, so I look 
up to him," said Brown. 

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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 21, 1993 



Sports Commentary: 



How Game 7 could have sounded 



by Rodney Sherman 
Disfiruntled Baseball Fan 

Last Wednesday the Phillies 
beat the Braves in game six of 
the NLCS to win the national 
league pennant, and I thank the 
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a gjune seven. I fear it may have 



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"And that ties a NLC'S record 
for first pitches delivered by a 
right-handed pitcher with size 
ten-and-a-half shoes starling on a 
Thursday in the eastern time 



zone, Sean. The old leader was 
Sneezy Drivelpump of the '69 
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into third place on the all-time 
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foul-line ball-girl. That list, of 
course, is led by Wendy Jones of 
the 71 Pirates. 

"Thanks, Tim. One and one on 
the Braves' lead-off hitter -" 

"And that's ihe 34ih time in 
this series that the count has 
been one and one on a hitter 
leading off an inning." 

"Here's the pitch, high, ball 
two." 

"That puts the pitch count at 
three, Sean." 

"Thanks, Tim, and the pitch is 
swung on and bounced to short. 
He throws to first and there's one 
away." 

"That's the 103rd call made by 
a first base umpire in this NLCS, 
breaking the old record held by 
Grumpy Rumblelump since 
1970." 

"Alright Tim, here's the pitch 
to the number two hitter. In 
there, strike one. The batter 
looks down to the third base 
coach for the signal-" 

"And that's the 639th set of 
signals that Dopey Dunkindonut 
has flashed to the batter in this 
series, moving him into second 
place on the all-time post-season 
list behind Happy Doc 
Blunderbuss of the 79 Baltimore 
team." 

"Alright, Tim, thanks for that. 
There's a base hit up the middle- 



" That's only the second time 
in NLCS history that a ball 
bounced 11 times before being 
fielded, Sean. The only other 
time was a right field single hit 
by Sleepy Grindstone of the 75 
Red Sox." 

"Thanks, Tim, here's the 
number three hitter, first pilch to 
him is low, ball one." 

"Pitch count at seven Sean." 

"There's ball two. The catcher 
appeals to the third base umpire. 
He thinks the batter went around 
on the pitch, and-" 

"That's only the 14th appeal in 
this series, the lowest total since 
1982." 

"There's a long fly ball to 
center, and it's caught at the edge 
of the warning track by-" 

"That's the 17th first innin;j 
put out made by a center fielder 
in this series, breaking the old 
record held by the 1883 Akron 
Chickenhawks who were led by 
Bashful Fly wacker." 

"An old teammate of yours, 
wasn't he Tmi?" 

"That's the 13th joke you've 
made about my age Sean, 
passing last year's mark of 
twelve..." 

Like I said, there was no game 
seven and this game play-by- 
play never happened. But there 
is an expanded round of playoffs 
next year. I can't wait. 



The Godfather had a rough 

1-4 record last week and 

took this week off to 

regroup. Watch for a 

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Volume 74, Issue 8 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania October 28, 1993 




News 

Bookstore reports losses 

Bookstore finishes fiscal year 
in the red pg, 5 



Lifestyles 

Trading places 

Fresident Reinhard and a 
student trade places for a day. 

Pg-9 



Sports 



At the buzzer 

' Cramer field goal torpedos 
iShipp. pg. 15 



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Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg.5 ^ 

Lifestyles pg. 9 ^ 

Entertainment pg. 12 S 

TV Guide Pg- 14 4 

Sports pg. 15 

Classifieds pg- 19 



Student Senate considers 
adoption of constitution 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 

Student Senate introduced a 
proposal to adopt a new 
constitution to govern the 
Clarion Students' Association's 
governing body at their meeting 
Monday night. 

The CSA is comprised of all 
students of Clarion University 
who have paid their student 
activity fee. 

Under the tenets of the 
proposal, to be voted upon at the 
Nov. 8 meeting are the creation 
of a board of directors to oversee 
the CSA, a function that so far 
has been carried out by the 

"In the history of 
Student Senate^ we 

never completely 
fulfilled our duties 

as Board of 
Directors of CSA/' 

Gara Smith-President of 
Student Senate 



Student Senate. 

"In the history of Student 
Senate, we never completely 
fulfilled our duties as Board of 
Directors of CSA," said Gara 
Smith, president of Student 
Senate. "The duties of the board 
of directors have never been 
defined enough. It is a 
tremendous responsibility to 
undertake." 

It's always been that way, said 
Smith. Now, under the proposed 
constitution the board of 
directors will be comprised of 
the President of Student Senate, 
Vice President of Student Senate, 
three members of the CSA, Vice 
President of Finance and 
Administration, Vice President 
of Student Affairs, a Clarion 
alumnus and a faculty member. 

The CSA members would be 
appointed by Student Senate, the 
Alumnus member would be 
selected by the Alumni board 



and the faculty member would 
be selected by Faculty Senate. 
Under the proposal, the faculty 
member and the CSA members 
must be approved by Clarion 
University's President, but the 
Alumni member would not. 

The board would not have any 
control over the allocation of the 
student activity fee, which 
Student Senate appropriates to 
CSA recognized organizations. 

Also under the proposed 
constitution, the terms of Student 
Senators will be changed from 
the current one year term 
beginning the fu-st Wednesday of 
the calendar year. The terms 
would be changed to a one year 
term beginning at the end of 
April and running through the 
end of April the following year. 

If the constitution is passed at 
the Nov. 8 meeting, the next 
Student Senate will be elected 
for only one semester, said 
Smith. All applicants for 
application are being told this, 
said Smith. If the constitution 
fails to pass, the next Student 
Senate will hold office for a full 
year, under the terms of the old 
constitution. 

Under the terms required to 
ratify the constitution, it must 
pass by a 2/3 majority two weeks 
after being proposed, including 
all amendments and changes. 
After passing the senate, it must 
be ratified by a referendum of all 
CSA members who choose to 
vote. 

If this measure passes the 
senate Nov. 8, a referendum will 
be held Nov. 9 and 10 for final 
ratification. 

Also under the proposal, 
requirements for student 
senators, members of the senate 
execufive committee, duties of 
the treasurer and other internal 
functions have been changed or 
otherwise modified. 

"This is the biggest thing that 
has ever happened to CSA next 
to iLs beginning," said Smith. "It 
is a new and excitina 
foundation." 




Christin Mihon/Clarion Call 
The Pennsylvania State Grange held their annual 
convention at Clarion University's Gemmell Student 
Complex this week. Grangers from all over the state 
came to Clarion to share ideas. See story on page 10. 



Board approves instructional 
appropriations request for 1994-95 



by Michelle Sporer 
Editor 



The State System of Higher 
Education's (SSHE) Board of 
Governors recently hammered 
out a 1994-95 instructional 
appropriations request which, if 
^proved by the Conmionwealth 
would not require a tuition 
increase for in-state students. 

The proposed $410,591,396 
request was approved by a 
unanimous vote last Thursday at 
the quarterly Board of Governors 
meeting at Shippensburg 
University of Pennsylvania. 

The request will be submitted 
to Governor Robert Casey's 
office in early November for 
review. 

The governor will then 
announce his instructional 
appropriafions proposal around 



February of 1994. The final 
decision will be made by the 
State Senate Appropriations 
Committee in early summer. 

The request is a 10.35 percent 
increase, $38,507,673, over the 
1993-94 combined state 
appropriations of $372,060,000 
in order to meet inflationary and 
mandatory cost increases. 

Several special purpose 
appropriation requests for 
affirmative action efforts, 
restructuring library and 
instructional systems as well as 
additional items were also 
approved by the Board. 

"We hope the governor and his 
office will look closely at the 
needs of the system," said SSHE 
press secretary. Scott Shewell. 

The Board also approved a 
1994-95 $550,973,000 capital 
annropriaiions request. 




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Opinion 



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The way 1 see it 




;ws Editor 



Woman 
Man 



I'll never forget the look on my 
friend's face -- glassy eyed, with 
a hint of ,sadness -- as she told 
me with a trembling voice her 
terrifying story of a man who 
took advantage of her. She 
continued to tell me how she 
struggled in desperation to 
recover from the physical and 
psychological damage of that 
one night when "no" wasn't good 
enough to stop the rape. He was 
a man who persisted until he got 
what he wanted. He thought he 
was in control and had power. 

When a woman makes a 
decision to go back to his place 
after a date, the man has 
a.ssumed that this is a "yes" to an 
invitation to sex. Some men 
might think, ""ell this woman 
knows what she is doing and can 
make rational decisions by 
saying "yes I would like to 
come in to your apartment." But 
the "yes" does not mean "yes" to 
sex. This decision a woman 
makes is not because she is 
weak, it is because men read 
other meanings into a word. Like 
the word "equality." Some read it 
as just another word that will 
never exist in our society. 

Blacks, immigrants and now 
gays have hoped for equality; 
women also hope for equality. It 
is power and prejudice working 
together that separates man from 
man, creating man vs. sex and 
race. 

In the beginning, God created 
Adam, and then Eve was made 
from Adam. And, of course, 
women were belittled because 

' Eve ate the apple, therefore 
casting Adam and Eve out of the 

; garden. Whose fault was it? Of 

; course the woman's. 

Women have always been 
struggling to gain acceptance. 




Debbie Huffman 

to gain equality like men. 
The woman's equal rights 
movement started by Eleanor 
Roosevelt in the 1930's brought 
a new era for women. In 1982, 
ratification failed to pass the 
Equal Rights Amendment. It 
failed because people were not 
ready to pass a law that would 
allow women rights of equality. 

But this is not the only time 
women have struggled for 
equality. A debated issue today 
is whether women should fight 
in the front lines during war. 
Men argue that it is better to see 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



The latest fad sweeping the 
nation seems to be bending your 
common sense with a few bottles 
of booze and then laying in Uie 
middle of the road and waiting 
for a Firestone radial to re-adjust 
your brain. 

And guess what? It's Walt 
Disney's fault. 

What a great defense. You are 
not responsible for your actions 
if you watch a movie or 
television show. You are victim 
of TV/movies. 

Actually, the "It's not my fault, 
I'm a victim," defense is 
sweeping the ranks of 
psychobabblists and their legions 
of followers. "I couldn't help 
myself, I'm a victim of (pick 
your favorite reason or excuse)." 

"Yes your honor, I gunned 
down 65 people at the mall. But 
It's not my fault, I saw Boris 
Yeltsin's boys machine gun the 
Russian White House on the 
news one night and I just 
couldn't get over it." 

Get that man a TV movie 
contract and an agent for the 
book rights and sign hun up for 
the next Geraldo show. 

"Yes officer, I hit Uiat old fella 
in the middle of the street back 
there, and sure, I can hardly 
stand up, and sure I reek of 
vodka, and sure I've peed my 
pants, and sure I'm a grown 
adult that decided to get 



plastered and drive, but hey, my 
father was an alcoholic. It's my 
father's fault that I ran that man 
down." 

Get that man to the Betty P'ord 
Clinic, then dig up his old man 
and lay the guilt at his feet. 

Speaking of guilty parents, are 
there any Hollywood stars who 
were not physically/verbally/ 
sexually/mentally or imagin- 
atively abused by their parents, 
which forced them to make 
horrible movies and brainless 
television shows because they 
are repressing the memories? 

Now before you pick up your 
poisoned pens and write letters 
to the editor saying you are a 
victim of mental anguish 
because of my opinions, let me 
say that there are true victims out 
there in the world and it is not 
my intention to make light of 
their problems. 

But the constant cry of "I'm a 
victim" takes away from the 
credibility of true victims. It's 
time for Americans to get their 
collective minds out of their 
bleeding hearts and take 
responsibility for their own 
decisions and actions. 

Even if that means admitting 
that you just may be a moron. 
(Apologies to morons who 
haven't laid down on the 
centerline of a highway yet.) 



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Classic Visa card and the Age of Credit 

Card Security, in the 67th year of the 20th Century A.D., Citbank introduced a credit card aptly 

titled the Citibank Classic Visa® card. Established on the premise that a credit card should offer-24 hours a 
day-warm, personal service, the Citibank Classic Visa card marked the end of the Ice Age. And it ushered 
in a new era. ^With the introduction of the first Photocard, the credit card bearing one's own photo and 
signature on the front, it soon became evident that Man was entering the Post Paleolithic Period. First, Man 

was no longer looking like a Neanderthal, as one often does more primitive cards 
such as the Student ID. He or she could now choose his or her own photo. Second, 
by deterring other anthropoids from using the card, man was helping to prevent 
fraud. Surely this was a sign of advanced intelligence. ^[The subsequent rise of 
services was nothing less than an American Revolution. So as you might expect. 
Citibank would be there for you, even if your card was stolen, or perhaps lost. The 
Lost Wallets™ Service could have a new card in your hands usually within 24 hours. 
(You can almost hear Paul Revere crying, "The card is coming! The card is 




This lahlei. dau-d 1358 BC. was the first 
known attempt to put one's photo on a credit 
card-hut not without drawbacks Photography 
had not yet been invented. It Mvifihed over 50 
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Had Sapoleon larried a 
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coming!") fWhen the Great Student Depression came along. Citibank introduced 

New Deals-special student discounts and savings. Hence, today's student can enjoy a $20 Airfare 

Discount for domestic flights^ (ushering in the Jet Age); savings on niail order purchases, sports equipment, 

magazines and music; a low variable interest rate of 15.4%2; and, no annual fee. finally, comes the day 

you enter the Classical Age (i.e. when you charge your purchases on the Citibank Classic 
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Hide Park 

(cant, from pg. 2) 



a bloody man lying on the 
smouldering grounds of war llian 
a woman. Women argue that 
they want to serve their eountry 
too. Why not? We are all ereated 
equiU. 

But when the preamble was 
made, all were not created equal. 
It stated, "All men are created 
equal. . .." meaning just that. 
Men were the ones who were 
equal not women. It seems like 
men will always hold the upper 
hand, and the women will 
always be the feeble and the 
weaker .sex. 

It is true that men are built 
different than women. Men's 
frames are bigger thiui women's: 
men's muscle's are bigger, so 
men think that women should be 
barefoot and pregnant. (Well 
some men do.) Some men tiiink 
that because they are bigger and 
stronger, they should be in 



control. Because of all these 
reasons, males feel that they 
have authority over women, and 
it becomes a power struggle 
between men and women when 
it comes to jobs, and when it 
comes to .sex. 

vSome men might think that 
women owe them something out 
of a date; maybe .some men feel 
the only way to gain control over 
a woman is forced sex; or maybe 
this is .something that he thinks a 
woman deserves. Whatever the 
reason, it is wrong not only in 
the eyes of the woman but in the 
eyes of the law. 

Women have come tot) far in 
history to take a man's abuse. We 
have women doing, historically, 
men's jobs. We have women 
taking roles in government 
positions. We have a first lady, 
Hillary Rodham Clinton, who 
has been criticized for running 



the White House and helping her 
husband make decisions. Can't a 
woman make decisions like a 
man and know what she is 
doing.' 1 believe she is stepping 
out of the stereotype of tlie first 
lady by wanting to get involved 
in national issues. 

A woman needs to be 
empowered to overcome 
obstacles of sexi.sm against men. 
It's a power struggle for a 
woman in a inan'.s world of 
politics, power and sex. 

My friend has become a 
stronger person but because of 
something that shouldn't have 
happened. I do not believe in 
sexism and racism. We need to 
reassure each other that we are 
equal and that no one holds us 
captive. 

Debbie Huffman is a senior 
Communication major with an 
English minor 



Survey rates best campuses -- for fun 



CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) - In 
this survey of the "Best Colleges 
l!ver, " Yale, Johns Hopkins and 
(^hicago didn't make the top 10 - 
- they barely made the top 300. 

Thai's because, as the young 
editors of an irreverent 
publication for college-age men 
put it, those sch(X)ls may excel in 
academics, but they "rot" when it 
comes to having fun. 

The pollsters emphasize that 
the best party schools aren't 
necessarily .scholastic zeroes; 
their survey simply focuses on 
"llie fun factor." 

The un.scientific poll appears in 
Inside l->dge, a national magazine 
produced by students from 
Boston-area colleges, including 



Harvard, which was No. 122 on 
the list. 

Using reports from 50 student 
correspondents nationwide. 
Inside Edge graded America's 
300 largest coed universities on 
nine criteria ranging from the bar 
and club scene to sports. The 
magazine's November issue lists 
the top 20 and worst 10. 

"The things we rate are things 
that make the schools fun to go 
to," said publisher Aaron 
Shapiro, 21, a Har\'ard senior. 

While researchers considered 
"ease of classes" and "ease of 
graduation," Shapiro insisted 
they don't view the top schools 
as filled with brain-dead party 



animals. 

The top 10, in order, were: 
Florida State, the University of 
California at Santa Barbara, 
Vermont, Rice, Georgetown, 
Syracuse, Alabama, Penn State, 
Connecticut and Tulane. 

The University of Chicago was 
No. 300. Others in the bottom 10 
in descending order, were: Yale, 
Tufts, Oral Roberts, California 
Institute of Technology. Brigham 
Young University, the U.S. 
Naval Academy, Johns Hopkins, 
the Rochester Institute of 
Technology, and the U.S. 
Military Academy. 



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Issues of the day (a serious discussion) 

©The Miami Herald 



Health care relorm, NAFl'A, " 
Reinventing Government" — 
these are issues that deeply 
concern you, as an informed 
American, in the sense that it you 
read one more word about them, 
you are going to puke. 
Nevertheless we intend to addiess 
them today, because we are a 
professsional news commentator, 
and we feel that it is our 
responsibility, from time to time, 
to refer to ourselves in the plural. 
HEALTH CARIZ REFORM: 

This is an important issue, 
because many Americans are not 
receiving adequate health care. 
We certainly are not. We haven't 
been to our doctor's office in 
several years. Don't get us wrong: 
We love our doctor, whose name is 
Curt. He sits right behind us at 
Miami Heat basketball games, and 
we're deeply impressed by the 
wisdom of his observations, such 
as: "He's a BUM!" And: "This 
guy is a BUM!" 

But the last time we went to 
Curt's office, he Sliddenly, without 
warning, put on a rubber glove and 
did something to us that we cannot 
discuss in the newspaper except to 
say that it gave us a deeper 
understanding of what it must feel 
like to be a Thanksgiving turkey. 
And THEN he made us take a 
"stress test" wherein we had to run 
on a treadmill with v.ires attached 
to our skin and radioactive 
chemicals flowing through our 
body. So now we're afraid to go 
to Curt's office, because we don't 
know WHAT he might do to us 
next. We're afraid he might have 
purchased a soldering iron. Thus 
our only option, if we developed a 
serious medical problem, would be 
to do what millions of other 
Americans must do: Go to a 
Miami Heat basketball game. Our 
plan would be to get Curt's 
attention by dropping subtle hints. 
i'Vli, Curt! By the way, we have a 
large lesion!") Then, during 
timeouts. Curt could diagnose our 
condition by asking medical 
questions. ("Could you try not to 
bleed on my nachos?" And: 
"How come you're referring to 
yourself in the plural?") 

But this is not a long - term 
solution. For one thing, it doesn't 
work during baseball season. 
What we need is health-care 
reform that would require doctors 
to return to the old type of 
physical examination wherein they 
don't actually touch you, but 
instead just ask a bunch of 
questions, to which the correct 
answer is always "no." ("Have you 
ever had the plague? Navel 
discharges? Eyeball worms? Any 
trampoline- transmitted diseases?") 
Also, just to make sure, doctors 
should be required to wear a full- 
body restraining device like the 
one Dr. Hannibal Lecter wore in 
"Silence of the Lambs" to keep 
him from turning the other 
characters into Corpse 
McNuggets. This would make all 
Americans feel more comfortable 
about medical care, and free them 
to think about the important issue 
of NAFTA. 



"NAFTA" is an antonym 
standing for "North Atlantic 
Treaty Organization." This 
agreement, hammered out by the 
United States, Canada, Mexico 
and Belgium, would enable the 
nations to trade freely with one 
another. For examplt?, the United 
States could trade North Dakota, 
Kansas and a state to be named 
later to Canada in exchange for 
Toronto and Montreal; many 
economists believe this would 
create jobs in the moving industry 
and guarantee that Canada would 
never again win the World Series. 

Leading the support for NAFTA 
is President Clinton, who favors it 
because it is a humongously 
boring government thing that only 
he understands. Leading the 
opposition is "H." Ross Perot, the 
feisty, popular, plain-spoken 
maverick billionaire space alien, 
who believes that the real purpose 
of NAFTA is — and he can prove 
this with charts — to disrupt his 
daughter's wedding. 

Which side will prevail? That is 
a question that remains to be 
answered, unless it already WAS 
answered, and we missed it. We 
frankly haven' t,.,been paying much 
attention to NAFTA, because 
we're so excited about 
REINVENTING GOVERN- 
MENT. 

This is a brainstorm from Vice 
Presidential Al "Mojo" Gore, who, 
while carrying out his vice- 
presidential duties as stated in the 
Constitution ("The vice president 
shall wear a nice suit") noticed 
that the federal government, in 
performing its many functions, 
demonstrates the collective 
brainpower of a sponge. (Gore 
failed to notice this during his 15 
years in the House and Senate; he 
was busy passing laws giving the 
government new functions to 
perform.) 

As an example of bureaucratic 
inefficiency. Gore noted that the 
government agencies go through 
an absurdly complex procedure 
simply to purchase ashtrays. 

"It's ridiculous," he pointed out. 
"The agencies should just steal 
them from motels, like everybody 
else." 

So the administration has a bold 
reform program under which the 
government would take such 
radical steps as — get ready — 
REQUIRING FEDERAL 

AGENCIES TO ANSWER 
THEIR TELEPHONES. Of 
course this would require intensive 
employee re-training programs 
("OK, you hear that sound? We 
call that 'ringing' "). Also, there 
would be some health risk to the 
thousands of elderly people who 
dialed the Social Security 
Administration as far back as 1975 
and have been hanging on the line 
ever since; many of theses people 
would suffer heart attacks if they 
were to suddently hear an actual 
human voice. Fortunately for 
them, we will soon have health 
care reform, so they can all be 
treated, regardless of income level, 
at the basketball game of their 
choice. 



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To the tune of $111.000 



University Book Center running in the red 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

The University Book Center 
(old the Student Senate Monday 
night that the operation would 
fini.sh the fiscal year in the red. 
Book Center Manager Ed 
Biertemplel estimated the "book 
loss" at $111,000. 

Among the reasons cited for 
the loss was expected traffic at 
the new book store never met the 
anticipated 17 percent increase. 
The actual increase in sales was 
only four percent. Biertempfel 
listed parking problems as one of 
the more frequent customer 
complaints. A decrease in 
university enrolbnent was also a 
conu^ibuting factor. 

Less than expected sales were 
not the only factor in the 
financial crunch that hit the 
store. Additional payroll for the 
enlarged facility cost the 
operation an extra $77,654. 

Breaking down the figure into 
three factors, there was an extra 
pay period during the last fiscal 
year that raised payroll costs by 
approximately $11,000. The 
payroll for the new express store 
added $35,518 and the addition 
of one full time, two part-time 
and three student employees in 
the bookstore raised the total by 
$13,936. 

The total increase in payroll 
was $60,454 with the added 
costs in payroll tax being 




The University Book Center, located in the Gemmell Student 
new steps being taken to increase sales and cut costs should 



$17,000. 

Another major factor was 
$105,000 paid in rent to 
auxiliary services. There was no 
rent charge when the bookstore 
was located in the basement of 
Carlson Library. 

"We felt that in moving here 
(Gemmell) we would see more 
traffic and that it would offset 
payroll increases and the cost of 
the rent, and we just didn't see 
that," said Biertempfel. 



Biertempfel said during a 
follow-up interview that the big 
snow storm last year affected 
store traffic for almost six weeks. 
"Students seemed to .be 
hibernating," said Biertempfel. 

There are plans in the works to 
turn the negative cash flow 
around according to Biertempfel. 

The measures include 
eliminating everyday discounts 
to customers on greeting cards 
and discount trade books. 



Joey Payne / Clarion Call 
Complex, is facing a financial crunch this semester. The 
have the center back In the black next semester. 

The store will evaluate current employees to cut costs. 



price margins which means the 
price of textbooks may be 
headed up. 

Longer store hours have 
already been adopted to attract 
more customers. This move 
required adjusting employee 
hours to avoid extra payroll 
costs. Saturday hours have also 
been added. 

The cleaning of the store will 
now be performed by student 



Hi2h employment rates 



Future plans include more 
promouons to increase store 
traffic, possible use of flex 
dollars, the production of a 
monthly newsletter to be 
distributed in the dorms to 
promote sales, services and 
image. Additionally, the 
conference travel budget has 
been cut by 60 percent. 

"We anticipated the best and 
got the worst," .said Biertempfel. 



Report says CUP graduates are sucessful 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



i 



Clarion University has released 
a statement saying that 95 
percent of the 1,287 students 
who graduated from the 
university during 1991-92, can 
be "placed" in categories which 
include employment or further 
education. These figures were 
determined through a survey 
conducted by the universities 
Career Services office. 

Almost 65 percent of the 
graduates responded to the 
survey Of the 836 answering the 
questionaire, 797, or 95 percent, 



are employed or enrolled in 
further education. 

The number of graduates who 
were working in their chosen 
career field, either full or part 
time, was 63 percent. 

Connie Laughlin, director of 
career Services, whose office 
conducted the survey and 
compiled the information for its 
annual report, said she was 
pleased with the figures which 
reflect post-graduation activities 
of Clarion graduates. 

"Given the current slate of the 
job market. Clarion University 
graduates are doing well," said 
Laughlin. "Clarion is holdina its 



own as far as full-time and part- 
time employment are 
concerned." 

Additional figures were 
compiled for the college of 
graduate studies for 1991-92. 
During that time 183 master's 
degrees were conferred and 97 
graduates responded to the 
survey. Of those, 78 percent 
could be placed in the same 
categories as the undergraduates. 

The Venango campus response 
showed that 85 percent of its 
graduates were employed full- 
time and 1 1 percent were 
employed part-time. 

Of those employed, 86 percent 



were working in their chosen 
career field. 

This is the seventh year Career 
Services generated this report. 
The annual report is designed to 
be more than just a survey. 

"We hope our annual report is 
used with students," said 
Laughlin, "All departments 
receive a copy and we urge them 
to share it with their students. It 
shows the entry level and 
advanced positions achieved by 
our graduates, the employers 
hiring them, and the average 
salaries diey are receiving." 

Also receiving the report are 
the Clarion University Council 



of Trustees, the administration, 
the admi.ssions office and other 
agencies who request data on 
post-graduation activities of 
Clarion University graduates. 

The report enables Clarion 
University's Career Services to 
share the information with the 
faculty and adminisu-ators who 
advise both prospective and 
current students. 

it also presents information on 
the career paths of Clarion 
University alumni for students 
who seek to relate academic 
qualifications to career prospects 
in their attempts to plan their 
futures. 



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Group focuses on off-campus crime 






The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 28, 1993 



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courtesy of 

College Press Service 

l^jma (iclzinger didn't worry 
much aboul being a crime victim 
until Jan. 17, 1988. Thai was ihc 
dale the University of Georgia 
sophomore was stabbed in the 
che.st as she lay in bed in an otT- 
campus apitflincnt. 

In the early morning hours, a 
man in a ski mask and gloves 
slipped in through a sliding glass 
door and crept past sleeping 
roommates in the apartment. 
Get/inger woke up with a pillow 
over her face. She fought olf her 
attacker juid felt a sudden pain in 
her chest. She thought the man 
had punched her, but the blow 
turned out to be a knife that 
pierced her aorta and liver. 

If it hadn't been for the quick 
work of friends who heard the 
commotion and two fortunate 
circumstances — an ambulance 
happened lo be in the 
neighborhood and a 
cardiovascular surgeon was on 
duty at the hospital — Getzinger 
likely would have died. Instead 
she was on the operating table in 
16 minutes. 

Later, Getzinger would 
discover that her experience was 
not uncommon, but there was no 
way students and parents could 
make an informed decision about 
the safely of a particular college, 
on or off campus, because no 
one was keeping statistics on 
crimes involving students. After 
undergoing two heart operations, 
Getzinger decided dial she had lo 
do something lo let college 
students and their piu-ents know 
more about how to protect 
Ihemselves. 

vShe founded wSafc Gampuscs 
Now, which was inslmmenial in 
persuading Georgia and 
Tennessee legislators to pass 
laws that require police agencies 
to note in crime Gainpu.ses Now 
the ability lo track crimes against 
students both off and on campus. 
So far, those two states are Ihc 
only ones in the nation where 
such statistics are being 
recorded. 

In most slates, "the .schools 
have absolutely no 



responsibility, except a moral 
one, lo miike students aware of 
crime thai occurs off campus, 
and that's where most students 
live," Getzinger .said. "There's a 
lal.se sen.se of security among 
students. They think they're 
living in a safe haven." 

('urrently colleges are required 
lo report crimes that occur on 
campuses to the federal 
government and provide annual 
statistics to students and parents. 
Getzinger was one of Uie crime 
victims who went to Washington 
lo testify before Congress on 
behiUf of the legislation. But no 
national agency keeps track of 
crimes against students off 
campus, and the result is that 
colleges can report dial no rapes 
occurred on campus in 1992, 
when in fact, four lo five rapes 
might have occurred just a few 
blocks from campus. 

"That's a joke. It's just not 
fair," Getzinger said. 

Aldiough she currently lives in 
Chicago and no longer directly 
works with the organization, 
Getzinger hopes to see more 
Safe Campuses Now Chapters 
and off-campus crime reporting 
established in other stales as 
well. 

"Most college students live off 
campus, diey party off campus, 
and most crime occurs off 
campus," said Nancy Zechella, 
administrative director of Safe 
Campuses Now in Athens, Ga. 
"We would love lo have this law 
passed in all of the stales." 

At die University of Georgia, 
for instance, only 5,0()0 students 
live on campus while 23,00 live 
near the university. Safe 
Campuses Now also works to 
promote safely awareness and 
i.ssues weekly bulletins that list 
the locations and crimes 
committed agiiinsi University of 
Georgia students in ilie Athens 
area. If students notice that a 
high number of brejik-ins have 
occuiTcd on die sU"eel where they 
lie, diey might be spurred to lidce 
more precautions. Z.echella said. 

I"or instance, on July 16 in 
Athens, an assaihuu broke into a 
college student's apartment, 
forced two women lo drive to an 



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then .sexually assaulted them. 
Three cases of assault and 
battery, three residential 
burglaries, .seven Ihefls and one 
armed robbery, among other 
crimes, were also reported dial 
week. 

After Safe Campuses Now 
started gathering die statistics, 
the extent of off-campus crime 
became apparent. "The most 
surprising Uiing is die number of 
things that arc happening lo 
students," Nechella said. In one 
week in this past summer, 32 
crimes were reported on and off 
campus. During another week in 
April, 53 crimes were reported. 

"In reality, communities are 
facing more problems with 
violent crime, and colleges have 
to deal with more crime," said 
Bill Whitman, executive director 
of the Campus Safely and 
Security Institute near 
Philadelphia, an independent 
group that conducts research and 
seminars on campus crime. 

University and college 



administrators, meanwhile, don't 
want crime statistics to reflect 
badly on die institutions. Some 
watchdog groups have 
questioned whedier schools aie 
fudging on die number and kinds 
of crime reported to die federal 
government because it is not in 
die colleges' best interests lo let 
statistics scare off potential 
students and dieir parents. 

Sale Campuses Now chapters 
are currently operating at the 
University of Georgia and 
University of Tennessee at 
Knoxville campuses. 

A chapter opened at the 
University of Florida in 
Gainesville, but it since has 
closed. 

Nine college students have 
been murdered in the Gainesville 
area in the past three years, all 
off campus, while another 
student disappeared four years 
ago without a trace. 

Seven of the students attended 
the University of Rorida, while 
two others attended Santa Fe 
Community College. Tiffany 



Sessions, a University of Florida 
finance major who disappeared 
in February 1989, has never been 
found. 

In the latest killing, 26-year- 
old Gina Langevin, a University 
of Florida graduate student in 
architecture, was stabbed to 
death Sept. 18 in her aparunent. 
Her roommate was stabbed and 
badly injured. 

Richard Meissner, 27, of 
Orange Park, Fla., was charged 
widi first-degree murder in die 
case. 

The latest murder may not 
have shocked Gainesville 
students but it has renewed 
efforts to protect ihemselves. 
"Intellectually, I have nothing lo 
worry aboul, but I don't want lo 
be alone in my house for a 
while," Justin Crestani, a UF 
psychology junior and neighbor 
of Langevin's, told The 
Independent Florida Alligator. 
"I'm sure murders take place in 
every city, every day, but 
because it was right next door, it 
brought it home." 



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The Clarion Call is currently taking 

applications for the following positions 

for the 1994 spring semester: 



£ditor-in -Chief 

Managing Editor 
News Editor 
Sports Editor 



Photography Editor 

Advertising Manager 
Ad Design Manager 
Business Manager 



Copy and Design Editor 



** These are all paid positions and are open to any 
undergraduate student at the university. 

** Interested students can pick up an application at the 
Clarion Call office in 270 Gemmell. 

** The deadline for application submission is Monday, Nov. 
8, 1993. 

♦* For more information call the Clarion Call office at 226- 
2380. 

** These positions are for the spring 1994 semester only. 



♦* 



All majors welcome. 



New Hnancial aid forms announced 
for student's 1994-95 applications 



hy Robert Malsom 
News Writer 



The federal government has 
developed a new fonn for diose 
students who have already 
applied for financial aid. The 
new form is called the Renewal 
Free Application for Federal 
Student Aid (FAI\SA), this is a 
new application for the Student 
Aid Report (SAR), according to 
Kenneth Grugel, director of 
financial aid. 

The Pennsylvania Higher 
Education Assistance Agency 
(PHEAA) has taken a big step 
toward streamlining the 
application process by 
designating the FAFSA as the 
1994-95 state grant application, 
with Uie follow-up fonn process 
used lo collect additional data 
only when necessary. 

For those students who are 
incomplete or have never applied 
for any grants or loans, they will 
have to fill out a regular free 
application for Student Aid after 
Uie semester break. These forms 
will be available in January at 
die financial aid office. 

The students who have already 
applied for aid will receive a 
white, FAFSA form around 
Thank.sgiving. Students who do 
not receive die form can find it 



readily available at the Office of 
linancial Aid. 

The I'Al'SA form is ba.sed on 
the students and parents 1993 
income. If you are a dependent 
student, you should not fill out a 
FASFA form until you know 
your own income after filing 
your 199.3 income tax return. 




Paul Levy/Clarion Call 

Director of Financial Aid 
Kenneth Grugel. 

These figures should not be 
estimated. The FAFSA forms 
can be turned in after May 1, 
1994. 

The PHEAA Grant recipients 
will not need to fill out a 



PHEAA (irani Application fonn 
diis year, lor the first lime in 26 
years recipients of the state griuit 
will not be forced to fill out the 
form. These students will now be 
able to fill out a lAl'SA fonn for 
dial grant jilso. 

Another change in this yciU"'s 
loan and griuit process involves 
the Stafford Subsidized and the 
Stafford Unsubsidized Loan 
Applications. The new fonn will 
be only one page. I'or 
independent students, the 
Supplemenial Loan to Students 
(SLS) has been eliminated and 
blended with the Stafford 
Subsidized and the Stafford 
Unsubsidized one page 
application. 

The change means that 
independent freshmen could be 
eligible for a $6,625 loan, widi 
die amount increasing each year. 
This one page application may 
also mean a faster turn around 
ume on the loan. 

Ohio students will also be able 
to fill out a FAFSA or renewal 
form. The Ohio Instructional 
Grant Application (OIG) has 
been eliminated. 

The new fonns are expected lo 
be easier to manage and process. 

Students having quesUons can 
call the financial aid office at 
226-2315. 



Clarion County has its homeless 



by Lynn Haraldson 
Contributing Writer 



i 



Drive through Claiion County 
on any given day and you 
probably won't .see individuals 
living on the street or laying 
drunk in the alley. To most 
people living in die Glarion aiea, 
die homeless are considered an 
urban problem. But Clarion 
County is not spared the 
problems of homelessness and 
inadequate housing. 

Clarion's homeless are part of 
a rapidly growing population of 
what is being called die "hidden 
homeless." The term includes 
individuals and families who are 
living "doubled up" with 
relatives or friends in one house, 
resulting in up to. or exceeding 
six people per bedroom, or 
people who live in Uieir cars, or 
people who are lucked away in 
crude shelters or gmages in the 
countryside where no one knows 
they exist. 

The latest figures released by 
the Clarion Counlv llousinu 
Authority indicate that 



approximately four percent of all 
hou.seholds in the county lack 
full plumbing and kitchen 
facilities. 

People become homeless due 
to cuts in federal low-income 
housinu prosranis and rising 
housing costs as well as the 
inability to cover living expenses 
while working a minimum wai;e 
job. Lack of education and/or 
opportunities prevent most 
people from moving up to higher 
paying jobs. 

According to Laurie Snyder- 
Yount, executive director for 
Stop Abuse For Everyone 
(S.A.F\E.), women and children 
are die groups most affected by 
homelessness in Clarion County. 

According lo 1989 statistics, 
families and children constitute 
approximately 35 percent of die 
homeless population in the 
United States. More recent 
figures put dial number as high 
as 50 percent. 

The most recent figures for 
Cliirion County indicate that 15 
percent of the ^),{X)n households 



in die county are female-headed. 

S.A.F.E. manages die Bridge 
House program, which provides 
low-income housing for up lo 
one year for individual women 
and women with children who 
do not have permanent or 
adequate housing. 

To qualify for the Bridge 
House program, however, 
families or individuals must have 
spent seven to fourteen days in 
emergency shelter 

"The waiung list varies. Some 
women need to be referred 
outside the county where the 
waiting lists for low-income 
housing aren't as long," said 
Snyder- Yount. "We can provide 
emergency shelter throuch the 
hotel/motel program, or in the 
ca.se of domestic violence, we 
can put them up in one of our 
S.A.F.E. homes. 

"However, the lime any 
individual can stay in eitner 
place is very limited and many 
times we have no choice but 
refer our clients out oS the 
county." 



Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investij;ations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Oct. IS, through Oct. 
22, 1993. 

A smoke detector head on die third fioor of Nair Ilidl was su-uck 
widi an unknown object, activating die fire ahu-ni at approximately 
2:34 a.m. on Oct. 20. 

A purse was reported missing from a room on the first floor of 
Balleniine Hall. The occupants left die room several limes widioul 
locking die door. The purse is described as a small brown leadier 
purse widi one compartment. The purse contained a brown wallet 
wiUi I.D., SSN card. Subway cards and $20 wordi of lipstick. This 
happened on die evening of Oct. 21. 

On Oct. 22, at approximately 5:25 a.m., Public Safety observed a 
parked vehicle in parking lot "K" which had had die rear window 
kicked out. Shoe prints on Uie truck indicated dial an unknown person 
intentionally kicked out the window. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



TV-5 scales back 
on programming 



by Christin Mihon 
News Writer 



Last Tuesday (Tarion's TV-5 
cut back its programming. A 
major lack of communication, 
poor planning in die production 
phases of the programs, and a 
general lack of direction 
accounted for the absence of 
programs that would have 
normally been seen. Live 
Sports and Talk Around Town 
were both cut from the rV-5 
broadcast. 

Since last Tuesday there have 
been several meetings to 
confront and try to correct the 
problems of each rV-5 program. 

For the last few weeks most of 
the programs have been 
undergoing plans for new 
programming and design. 

Most of die programs should 
be back on line very soon if 
they're not already. Hot Trax 
and City Beat are the only 
programs expected to be off die 
air longer than next week. 

Live Sports, TV-5's sports 
coverage program is already 



back on line. It aired the Golden 
Eagles victory over the 
Shippensburg Red Raiders 
Monday night. 

TV-5 News should be back on 
die air someUme next week idler 
the resolution of some serious 
internal problems. ITie sUdT was 
unsure of certain directions that 
the news team should be takin" 
and working on some planning 
and prixlucuon problems. 

Hot Trax, rV-5's rock and 
alternative video program, will 
not go back on air for a while 
loneer because it is restructuring 
and redesigning its formal after 
die prcxlucer from die beginning 
of die semester quit. 

Joe Rainey, rV-5 Station 
Manager, said Monday that 
programming .should be "back up 
lo the quality and standards 
expected at rV-5". 

Dr. Henry Fueg, faculty 
advisor for the student-run 
station, could not be be reached 
before press time for comment 
on the issue of die programming 
problems and restructuring at 
TV-5. 



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Outside Clarion 

Voters elect new leadership for Canada 



courtesy of 

Associated Press Service 

International 

Canadian elections 

Jean Chretien's lefl-of-cenier 
Liberals drew on widespread 
discontent with the economy to 
sweep to a surprisingly strong 
victory in national elections held 
Monday, putting an end to nine 
years of Conservative rule. 

The victory means Chretien, a 
Quebec lawyer known for his 
charm and integrity, will be the 
next prime minister of Canada's 
27 million people. 

But the result that stunned 
Canadians the most was the 
second place finish of Bloc 
Quebecois, leading a party 
dedicated to the break-up of 
Canada. 

New fighting in Somalia 

Militiamen loyal to Mohamed 
Farrah Aidid, engaged for 
months in a guerrilla war with 
U.N. forces, clashed with an old 
rival Monday in a clash that 
broke a 19 month-old truce. 

U.N. officials said at least ten 
Somalis were killed and 45 
wounded in fierce battles around 
Aidid's stronghold. The final toll 
was expected to be higher. 

U.N. and U.S. troops stayed 
out of the fighting, mindful of 
heavy casualties in an Oct. 3 
battle that killed 18 Americans 
and some 300 Somalis. 



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National 

Clinton rejects D.C. request 
for troop.s 

President Clinton rejected a 
request from Washington D.C. 
for National Guard troops to 
combat crime in the nation's 
capital, but he promised Monday 
to Like steps to help the battered 
city. 

Calling this "a painful time" of 
homicides, robberies and drug 
abuse, Clinton said he, 
nevertheless, could not comply 
with Mayor Sharon Pratt Kelly's 
request to give her authority to 
deploy Guard troops. 

Officials don't like school 
lunches 

School cafeterias give students 
too much salt and fat, setting 
them up for cancer, heart disease 
and other ailments, the 
Agriculture Department said 
Monday. 

"We can't continue to deep fry 
our children's health," said 
Agriculture Secretary Mike 
Espy, while releasing a report 
criticizing the school lunch 
program for failing to meet 
guidelines his department helped 
set. 

The report showed that lunches 
offered by the nation's schools 
exceeded the government's own 
dietary guidelines for fat by 25 
percent and for saturated fat by 
50 percent. The report also 
showed that school lunches 
exceed recommendations for 
sodium intake by nearly 100 
percent. 

Espy joined children at Brent 
Elementary School near Uie U.S. 
Capitol for a lunch of chicken, 
tossed salad, green beans, 
buttered roll, milk and a fresh 
apple or pear. 

"What we have to do is find a 
medium between what they like 
and what's nutritious," said 
James Adams, cafeteria manager 
at the school, "We're striving to 
reach that medium." 



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Vincent Price, the stage trained 
actor whose gaunt face and 
creepy voice made him the 
perfect villain in such thrillers as 
"House of Wax," "The Pit and 
the Pendulum," and "The 
Raven," died Monday at the age 
of 82. 

Price died of lung cancer, his 
personal assistant, Reg Williams, 
said from the actor's home. 

Price began his movie career in 
1938, and performed in all types 
of movies from comedy to 
drama. He also narrated Michael 
Jackson's video, "Thriller." 



Halfway mark for space 
shuttle 

First-time astronauts aboard 
the space shuttle Columbia said 
Monday they could feel their 
bodies adapting to space at the 
start of a two-week medical 
research mission. 

Most astronauts get puffy 
faces as blood and other fluids 
begin to float in their bodies with 
nothing to hold them down. 

NASA said the astronauts had 
adapted fully by the time the 
flight passed its mid-point 
Monday afternoon and will land 
next week. 



Helmsley on the move 

Fallen hotel queen Leona 
Helmsley was released from a 
federal prison Tuesday to begin 
serving her final months of a tax 
evasion sentence at a New York 
City halfway house according to 
her lawyer. 

Helmsley, 73, began serving a 
four-year prison sentence on 
April 15, 1992. 

Last June a federal judge 
reduced the sentence to 30 
months, citing her husband's 
poor health. 

Helmsley herself suffers from 
numerous health problems. 




courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Record cash gift 

Northwestern University 
recently received an unrestricted 
gift of $25 million from the 
Annenberg Foundation, making 
the institution the fourth 
university to receive a gift from 
the St. Davids, Pa. based 
foundation. 

Gail Levin, senior program 
officer for the Annenburg 
Foundation, said the gifts to 
Northwestern in Illinois, the 
University of Pennsylvania, 
Harvard and the University of 
Southern California were made 
because of "a long standing 
relationship" that billionaire 
publishing executive Waller 
Annenberg has with the schools. 

She said in the future the 
foundation will be working at the 
pre-collegiate level because 
Annenberg "feels that it is 
important and essential to reach 
Uiese youngsters at that time to 
give them an opportunity for 
them to become responsible 
citizens." 

In June, the foundation 
announced it was giving $365 
million to Harvard, USC, Penn, 
and the Peddie school, a prep 
high school in Hightown, N.J. 
Harvard received $25 million; 
Penn and USC, $120 million 
each: and $100 million to the 
Peddie School. 



First Amendment conference 
held 

Concerned about political 
correctness? First Amendment 
issues on college campuses was 
scheduled to be the subject of an 
Oct. 21 interactive 

videoconference at the State 
University of New York at 
Albany. 

Panel members talked about 
hale speech, diversity and 
controversial newspaper articles 
in a debate moderated by 
Charlayne Hunter-Gault, 
national correspondent for "the 
MacNeil/Lehrer News Hour." 
Almost 100 colleges and 
universities subscribed to the 
videoconference, sponsored by 
the Public Broadcasting 
Service's Adult Learning 
Satellite Service (ALSS) and 
SUNY 

"New conflict on campus: Can 
we live with the First 
Amendment?" focused on what 
should be done to protect speech 
while protecting the rights of 
minorities on increasingly 
diverse campuses, whether 
academic freedom should be 
absolute and whether institutions 
of higher learning should suive 
for higher legal and social 
standards than exist in society. 

The videoconference was 
beamed via satellite lo ALSS 
colleges and universities around 
ihe nation for a $250 fee and 
$350 for non-members. 



Sakharov Archives donated 

The archives of the late Andrei 
Sakharov, the man the 1975 
Nobel Peace Prize committee 
called the "conscious of 
mankind," will be donated to 
Brandeis University, officials at 
the Waliham Mass. school said. 

The archives, which will be 
housed both at Brandeis and in 
Moscow, were donated by Elena 
Bonner, his widow. The archives 
include his scientific research, 
human rights work and his 
personal papers. 

"These archives are a living 
treasure from one of the greatest 
heroes of the twentieth century, a 
man whose life lifted the spirit of 
the world and whose vision and 
determination literally changed 
the course of history," said 
Brandeis President Samuel 
Thier. 

Sakharov, who was the Soviet 
Union's top nuclear scienlist, 
was the father of the Soviet 
hydrogen bomb. 

He waged a 30-year battle 
against the Soviet system and its 
human rights violations. 

The Sakharov Archives 
contain documents that were 
carried out of the former Soviet 
Union between 1978 and 1984. 

The archives contain a variety 
of papers, including Uie original 
manuscript of his memoirs, his 
diaries, letters and personal and 
family dcKuments. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 28, 1993 



Page 9 



Lifestyle 



The chang in g of the guard 



CUP pr esident and student trad e places 



by Ron Santillo 
Lifestyles Writer 



On Monday, October 25, 
Karen Shelhamer will go down 
in history as the first freshman in 
college who has ever been pro- 
moted to president in her first 
semester. 

Clarion University held its 
annual "President for a Day." 
Dr. Diane Reinhard spent her 
day full of the headaches that 
students endure full-time and 
Karen braved the office of our 
president for the day, which con- 
sisted of meetings, meetings and 
meetings. 

For Dr. Reinhard, the day of 
headaches included Biology, 
Humanities and History. 
Although classes appear to be a 
burden for most students, Dr. 
Reinhard saw this as an opportu- 
nity to gain an understanding of 
the classroom atmosphere 
through a student's eyes. 

"By getting back in the class- 
room, I got to see what the class- 
es were like from the student's 
view," commented Dr. Reinhard. 

Along with attending Karen's 
classes, Dr. Reinhard also added 
to her experience the thrill of 
spending the night in Karen's 
dorm room in Wilkinson Hall, 
while Karen and her roommate 
spent the night at the president's 
house. 

"The dorm room and hall were 




R. Thomas Henderson/Clarion Call 



Being president of Clarion University isn't as easy as Karen Shelhamer makes it look. Her 
day was full of meetings while Dr. Diane Reinhard attended Karen's classes. 



quiet, but the rooms were close 
together and the phones ringing 
from nearby windows made it 
hard to sleep," said Reinhard. 

Perhaps the one night of sleep 
isn't enough of an example of 
what residence hall life is all 
about, but it is definitely enough 
time for Dr. Reinhard to gain 
insight as to the living conditions 
there. 

Dr. Reinhard feels that the 
whole experience is a good idea 



because the students need to see 
what the president does every 
day. 

"1 like the idea because the stu- 
dent gets a chance to see that the 
president is not only involved 
with budgets and meetings, but 
also the conmiunity and student 
life in Clarion," added Dr. 
Reinhard. 

For Karen, or shall I say 
"Madame President," she was 
very excited about the project. 



The whole overwhelming fact is 
that she gets a chance to live the 
life of the President of Clarion 
University for one whole day. 

"At first I was a little nervous, 
but my friends gave me support 
and made it a lot easier," said 
Shelhamer. "I called home and 
told my brother but he didn't 
believe me." 

The nerves that Karen felt are 
normal for anyone who does 
something new, but after a day 



of meetings and programs, the 
whole experience turned out to 
be a lot of fun. Shelhamer 
admits that when she saw her 
agenda for the day she thought 
that it was only for a one-day 
event. She later admits that the 
busy schedule is a 24-hour, 
seven-day event. 

"It's a good experience, I'm 
very busy but I got a good sense 
of what Dr. Reinhard does every 
day," said Shelhamer. "The 
Rotary meeting included all the 
businesses in Clarion and I had a 
chance to see the community 
involvement that Dr. Reinhard 
has." 

Shelhamer's night at Dr. 
Reinhard's house was indeed a 
break from the dorm. "It was a 
nice quiet atmosphere; no fire 
drills or anything," she said. 

All in all, the whole experience 
was meaningful to both Dr. 
Reinhard and Karen Shelhamer. 
Perhaps Dr. Reinhard gained a 
better understanding of student 
life at Clarion University. 
Maybe she will be better pre- 
pared for future problems arising 
from residence halls and maybe 
she has become more involved 
with the students. 

The first year at Clarion 
University may be a time of 
adjustment for Karen Shelhamer, 
but she will never forget that she 
was President of Clarion 
University for a day. 



Halloween feature story 



America's top ghost hunters: fiend or fraud? 



By Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

Ghosts and goblins and ghouls- 
oh my! Thanks to Ed and 
Lorraine Warren, our guests at 
the Hart Chapel last Tuesday, we 
got some exposure about every- 
thing that haunts our houses and 
goes bump in the night. 

I had been anticipating this lec- 
ture since I wrote last week's 
story on them. After fighting 
tooth and nail to get a seat 
(because nobody realized they 
handed out too many tickets), 1 
sat down to hear the real stories 
of ghosts and the supernatural. 
Instead, what I got was suange, 



weird and unexpected— tabloid 
television. 

Lorraine Warren, supernatural 
specialist, began the show with 
clips of the Warren's work. 
Although it was interesting, it 
seemed more like an advertise- 
ment for their work and upcom- 
ing program on the FOX net- 
work. 

Mrs. Warren then inu^oduced 
the story about Bill Ramsey, a 40 
year-old carpenter from Britain 
who suffered from lycanthropy. 
In other words, he was subject to 
bark and howl at the moon as a 
werewolf. 

The Warrens heard about tlie 



man's dilemma, and after inter- 
viewing everyone involved with 
his attack on a police officer, 
decided to have the man come to 
the U.S. for an exorcism. 
Ramsey has then considered 
himself "free" since 1989. 

Sound exciting? I thought it 
was, but I had to wonder how 
exciting would the story have 
been without the clips of snarling 
wolves howling at the full moon 
and the profile shots of Bill 
Ramsey's face edited in. 

We were also introduced to 
two haunted cemeteries in New 
England. Union and Stephanie 
Cemeteries were built in 1760 



and are about three miles apart. 
Stories of "sightings" were 
spread far and wide. Tliere was 
even a man who found himself 
coupled with a ghost as a passen- 
ger in his car. 

Ed Warren showed the audi- 
ence a film from Stephanie 
Cemetery which showed a white 
form surrounded by smaller 
black forms. He explained that 
the "forms" were uaily supernat- 
ural beings. 

The most interesting story was 
on Annabel. Two nurses were in 
possession of the Raggedy Ann 
doll. Just for fun iliey u-eated tlie 
rag doll like a child. Neither 



woman thought it was strange 
until the doll was standing in the 
doorway when they returned 
from work. They decided to 
hold a seance and found the doll 
was possessed by the spirit of a 
young girl who was killed years 
ago. 

One day, one of the nurses' 
boyfriend threw the doll against 
a wall because he knew it could- 
n't hurt him. But the nurses ran 
when they heard him screaming 
and found bruises and slashes on 
his body. But even after an 
exorcism, the doll was a suspect 
in three accidents and at least 
one death. Happy Halloween! 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 28, 1993 



Student Senate profiles: 



King and Campbell promote positive environment 



hy Crystal Jonis 
IJfestyles Writer 



I'or a few weeks now members 
of Siutleni Senate have been 
profiled. Continuing in these 
biographies are Jay Campbell 
juid Kari Davita King. 
Jay Campbell 

Jay Campbell is a junior 
History major and keeps himself 
very busy and involved in stu- 
dent activities. He is a member 
of Phi Sigma Kappa fraternity 
cuid serves as a resident assistant 
in Campbell Hall. He has also 
worked at WCUC radio station 
and is a member of the 
Recreational Outdoors Club. 

Campbell is currently the Chair 
of the Elections Committee and 
is also in the Legislative Affairs 
Committee of Student Senate. 
Part of his goals of being a 
Student Senator are "to make 
people aware of the activities 
that go on that affect them." The 





Terri Steigelman/Clarion Call 
Jay Campbell and Karl King are two members of the 
Student Senate who work to get students Involved. 



main reason he ran for Senate is 
that he "wanted to be more 
involved with the ongoings that 
affected me daily." 
He considers "the friendly stu- 



dent population" to be the best 
asset of CUP, and when asked 
what changes could be instituted 
at CUP, Campbell said that "peo- 
ple need to become involved 



PA State Grange convention held 



hy Deb Huffman 
Contributing Writer 



This year marks the 121st 
juniivcrsary of tlie Pennsylvania 
Stale Cuangc. The Grange is at 
Clcirion University (his week for 
their state convention. 

The Grange is an organization 
that helps the rural community 
and is a legislative power to 
improve and create laws. The 
Grange is a 120 yeiu--old frater- 
nily currently representing 
35,(KK) rural Pennsylvanians. 

More ihiui 1,0(X) Grjuige mem- 
bers around Pennsylvania have 
gathered this week at the 
Gemmell Student Complex to 
discuss iuid vote on new policies 
concerning rural areas. Some 
topics that will be discussed here 
are the North American Free 



Trade Agreement, conservation 
of Agricultural Security Areas, 
emission inspections and organ 
donor legislation. 

Policy developed by the dele- 
gates will become the policy of 
the Pennsylvania State Grange. 
Policy dealing with national 
issues will be forwarded to tlie 
National Grange for considera- 
tion in November at Cleveland, 
Ohio. 

"This is where the grassroots 
of laws 'dTC made," said Shelby 
Brosiii< 1 member of the Clarion 
County llrange. 

"Our logo is FACES-Runily 
Agricultural Community 
Hducation-and we are here to 
promote and .service our commu- 
nities." 

Gordon Hiller, master of the 
Pennsylvania State Grange, 



opened the convention by 
reviewing the past year's accom- 
plishments while offering a 
vision toward the future to over 
600 Grangers assembled during 
the first day of the State session. 

"One of the first steps when I 
took office was to implement our 
Grange initiative for tlie '93 and 
Beyond Campaign," Hillicr said. 
"The program has been well- 
received across tlie stiite and we 
look for the Grange to continue 
to grow as we approach tJie year 
2000." 

Hiller said the accomplish- 
ments of the past, combined with 
a vision toward the future will 
guide the organization as the 
Grjinge continues to tackle issues 
facing our communities. 



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with campus government and 
activities." 

Ciunpbell's advice to the stu- 
dent body is, "Don't be afraid to 
get involved. If you see some- 
thing wrong or something that 
needs attention, let the Student 
Senate know, or better yet, run 
for Senate and work on the 
change yourself." 

Kari Davita King 

Kari Davita King is a junior 
Elementary Education major and 
is also very busy on campus. 
She is a member of Delta Sigma 
Theta sorority and the African 
American Student Union. King 
was one of the three founders 
and formerly a director of the 
Lift Every Voice Choir. She is 
also a delegate of the Panhellenic 
Association. 

King is presentl}' the Chair of 
the Social Equities Committee of 
the Student Senate. Her goals 
are "to assist in creating harmo- 



ny on this campus" and to "work 
along with the various minority- 
based organizations." A main 
project of this committee is to 
"produce a publication regarding 
our position on multicultunilism 
and cultural diversity." King is 
also on tlie Elections Committee. 

King ran for Student Senate "to 
challenge the institutional, acad- 
emic and racial injustices of this 
university." She "wants to be 
tliat voice for the unknown mass- 
es." 

King's statement to the student 
body is: "This is our campus, 
and we must make every effort 
to maintain it. If situations, con- 
cerns or incidents arise that are 
contrary to the proper conductive 
learning environment, they must 
be addressed. That is the pur- 
pose of Student Senate; to speak 
on behalf of each Clarion 
University student and promote a 
positive academic, social and 
cultural environment." 



Chemistry Conference 

Pennslyvania State College Chemistry Conference will be 
held on Saturday. October 30 at 9 a.m. 

Dr. Norman Craig, professor of chemistry at Oberlin College 
and member of the committee on professional training of 
the American Chemical Society will be the featured speaker 
with the address "Current Philosophy /Thinking of CPT; 
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Page 11 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-In July, JoAnn Suggs was 
convicted in Raleigh, North 
Carolina of hiring Bill Bateman 
to kill her estranged husband, 
J.R. The plot failed because of 
Bateman's lack of temperament 
for the job. Testifying in the 
case, Bateman said he pulled a 
gun on Suggs one night at Suggs' 
condo, but put it away and even- 
tually even helped Suggs unload 
the groceries from his car. 
Suggs offered Bateman a beer, 
and the two talked into the night. 
After being implored by JoAnn 
by telephone to get on with the 
job, Bateman tied Suggs up with 
stereo wire, but then resumed 
talking. Bateman then put his 
hands around Suggs' neck but, 
when Suggs objected, Bateman 
said he was only applying a pro 
wrestling "sleeper" hold. Then 



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some more over beers. Bateman 
and JoAnn kept in telephone 
contact; she became increasingly 
exasperated that Suggs was still 
alive. Finally, JoAnn met the 
two men and implored Bateman 
to shoot Suggs, who had been 
placed in the trunk of the car. 
Bateman closed his eyes and 
fired several shots at the trunk, 
wounding Suggs in the hand. 

-The Baltimore Sun reported in 
June that New York City artist 
Todd Alden recently asked 400 
art collectors worldwide to send 
him samples of their feces so he 
can offer them for sale in person- 
alized tins. Said Alden, 
"Scatology is emerging as an 
increasingly significant part of 
artistic inquiry in the 1990s." 
The feces of Italian artist Piero 
Manzoni, canned in 1961, 
recently sold for $75,000. 



-Cox News Service reported in 
August tliat Mexican profession- 
al wrestler Gerardo Palomero, 
who works in a mask, colorful 
tights and a cape under the name 
Super Animal, has taken to 
charging into Mexico City 
slaughterhouses in costume to 
challenge workers to treat ani- 
mals humanely. Said one work- 
er, "We just wish he would come 
in a respectable suit." Another 
costumed wrestler. Super Barrio, 
similarly defends tenants' rights 
and works in AIDS education. 

-Neil McKerracher, mayor of 
Calmar in Alberta, Canada held 
the town's first Heterosexual 
Pride Day in June to combat the 
Gay Pride Day in nearby 
Edmonton. McKerracher said 
there would be no parade or 
other festivities but urged the 
town's straight residents to cele- 
brate with plenty of sex. 



-The Albany (N.Y.) Times 
Union reported recently that 
Stella Downing, 81, had just sold 
her 167-piece collection of bed- 
pans and urinals, to be housed in 
a museum in Missouri. The old- 
est, made of tin, is from the 18th 
century. 

-In July, after two years of 
haggling with a New York art 
dealer, the National Gallery of 
Canada announced that it had 
acquired, for $1.5 million, a 
painting entitled "No. 16" by 
American abstract impressionist 
Mark Rothko, which consists of 
two white rectangles on a red 
background. Its original price 
was more than $4 million. 

-In May, biology professor 
George Hunt of the University of 
California-Irvine led a field uip 
to the Channel Islands near 
Oxnard, California where he had 
originally spotted what he called 
"lesbian sea gulls" in the 1970s. 
Hunt had reported then that 14 
percent of the 1,200 gull pairs he 
studied were lesbian. He admit- 
ted that he cannot tell males and 
females apart, but inferred 
beca»s«— *r-ihe larger number of 
eggs in some nests that the 



hatching pair of gulls on those 
nests were both female. 

-In Mebane, North Carolina, in 
August a man reported that 
someone stole his dog from his 
backyard but left another one in 
its place. Also that month in 
King, North Carolina, Steve 
Szabo reported that someone 
broke into his home, took his 
VCR and 15 tapes, and took 34 
comic books from his collection 
and replaced them with 34 oth- 
ers. 

-Archie Calvin Whitehurst, 28, 
was arrested at the Mission 
Boulevard Convalescent 
Hospital in San Jose, California 
in August and charged with hav- 
ing sex with the body of a 
woman who had died eight hours 
earlier. According to police, 
Whitehurst at first appeared not 
to have known the woman was 
dead; when police asked him 
what he had done, he blurted out 
that he had not raped the woman 
but that she had consented to 
sex. 

•(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Practice your talent at Seminar for Strings 



by Suzanne Hildebrandt 
Lifestyles Writer 

A day-long Seminar for Strings 
will be held Saturday, October 
30 from 8 a.m. to 6 p.nm. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 

Sponsored by the 
Pennsylvania/ Delaware String 
Teachers Association, the 
Seminar for Strings will be 
directed by co-founder Professor 
Vahe Berberian, who is an asso- 
ciate professor of music at 
Clarion University. 

Professor Berberian has stud- 
ied with Aldo Pais in Venice as 
well as other prominent artists in 
Europe and the United Slates. 
Professor Berberian is a master 
cellist-conductor who has per- 
formed in many concerts world- 



wide and enjoys contributing his 
experience to the various aspects 
of the Pennsylvania String 
Teachers Association. 

Professor Berberian and other 
associates founded the seminar 
in 1990 bringing a new concept 
to the American String Teachers 
Association. Its uniqueness is 
due to its heterogeneous mean- 
ing that players of all string 
instruments gather together 
rather than separate sections of 
strings gathering at different 
days. 

The program offers a wide 
variety of activities designed to 
enhance skills and encourage 
exchange among siring students 
and instructors at all levels. 

Seminar activities will include 



group master classes in violin, 
viola, cello and double bass as 
well as group quintets, group 
solo sessions for advanced vio- 
linists and special activities for 
preparatory-level students. 

The master clinicians oversee- 
ing insu-uction and performances 
will be Professor Berberian and 
Dr. Jaropolk Lassowsky, an 
associate professor at Clarion 
University and a conductor per- 
former throughout Pennsylvania. 

David Cerone is an internation- 
ally acclaimed violinist and 
teacher, and is currently the pres- 
ident of the Cleveland Institute 
of Music. Jeffery Turner is a 
principal double bassist for the 
Pittsburgh Symphony and is also 
a member of faculties at 



Carnegie Mellon and Duquesne 
Universities. 

Carol Bolland is the coordina- 
tor of the Suzuki program at 
Clarion University, and Kim 
Thomas is an alumna of Clarion 
University who is the instructor 
for strings at the Kane Area 
School DisU^ici. Jane Palmquist 
is a member of the Pennsylvania/ 
Delaware String Teachers 
Association. 

The seminar will conclude 
with a brief address from Dr. 
John Kuhn, Vice-President of 






Clarion University, leading into 
ensemble renditions of Bach, 
Vanhal, Dvora and Hayden. All 
parricipants will perform and 
participate in special cross-sec- 
tions and solos. 

There is a registration fee of 
$20 for students and ASTA and 
NSOA members, $25 for other 
participants and $12 for those 
with participants. 

Many participants are expected 
so make your plans now to enjoy 
the musical talents of the 4th 
annual Seminar for Strings. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 28, 1993 



. Page 15 



Sports 



Ray throws four TD 's 



Cramer field goal sinks Shipp, 34-32 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



It looked bleak. The Clarion 
Golden Eagles had watched their 
ten point third quarter lead 
evaporate, and trailing 32-31, 
Clarion was facing the doldrums 
of defeat. The Eagles had 20 
thousand leagues to go and only 
50 seconds to get there. Jules 
Verne couldn't have written a 
better ending. 

Starting at their own 37 yard 
line, Craig Ray and Kevin 
Harper went to work. First Ray 
found Harper over the middle for 
16 yards. Then, on the very next 
play, found Harper along the 
sideline for 11 more. 

A draw play stunned the Red 
Raiders, and Art Gregory sailed 
past the Shipp defense for 14 



more stationing the Eagles at 
the Shipp 22. 

The Eagles would move the 
ball to the Raider 19, and with 
eight ticks left on the clock, Paul 
Cramer was called upon to take 
the air out of Shippensburg's 
sails. 

Cramer had converted only 
three of his 10 field goal 
attempts coming in the game, 
but from 36 yards away, he was 
perfect. 

The 34-32 Eagle victory has 
Clarion docked at 2-1 in the 
conference, and it keeps the 
Eagles alive in their quest to 
repeat as PSAC-West conference 
champs. 

Clarion wasted no time in 
setting the tone for this game. 
Damon Mazoff, who amassed 18 
tackles on the day, recovered a 



fumble on Shipp's first 
possession, and two plays later, 
Ray hit Harper from 34 yards 
away for the first of his four 
touchdown passes. 

Shippensburg wasn't fazed. 
One play after the kickoff, Brian 
Cumow hit Tom Coleman on a 
74 yard bomb, and two and a 
half minutes into the game it was 
7-7. 

With just over four minutes to 
play in the first. Clarion faced a 
third and nine situation from its 
own 32. Ray dropped back to 
throw and, under immense 
pressure, appeared to have 
nowhere to go but down. 
Somehow, he found Tim Brown 
underneath the coverage for 11 
yards and a first down. More 
importantly, it was the 150th 
career reception for Brown as he 



became the all-lime leading 
receiver in Clarion football 
history. 

The emotional moment 
inspired the Eagles as two plays 
later, Ray hit Haiper for 59 yards 
and anodier score. Harper would 
catch three of Ray's four 
touchdown passes on the day. 

Clarion held a 17-14 lead at the 
half, and increased it to 24-14 on 
Chris Skultety's diving reception 
in the right corner of the end 
zone. 

Shippensburg fought back to tie 
it at 24 before Ray hit Harper 
deep over the middle for a 37 
yard score. 

ThrCogies held that lead until 
the last minute when Curnow 
fired a 10 yard strike to Shawn 
Gamer, then hit Brian Stolarick 
for the go afiead two-pointer. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Facing a big test: Ed Mariano (64), Frank Andrews (5) and Eldridge Ponder (2) are staring towards a huge task in trying to 
slow down the explosive run and shoot attack of the California Vulcans. 



Shippensburg 14 7 11 - ^2 
Clarion 14 3 7 10-34 

First Quarter 
Clarion: Harper 34 pa.s.s from Ray 
(Cramer kick); 13:18 Drive 3 plays, 
36 yards, .55. CUP 7, Shipp 0, 
SU: Coleman 74 pa.^ from Cumow 
(Ybbn kick); 12:19. Drive: 2 plays,73 
yards.;54. CU 7, SU 7. 
Clarion: Haiper 59 pass frctn Ray 
(Cramer kick); 3;02. Drive: 5 plays, 69 
yards, 2:38. Key play: Brown 1 1 pass 
from Ray on 3rd & 9. Clarion 14, 
Shippensbui^ 7. 
Shipp: Horshaw 5 run (Yohn kick); 
0:12. Drive: 7 plays, 64 yards, 2 41. 
Key play: Giles roughs kicker. 
Clarion 7, Shippensburg 7, 

Second Quarter 
Clarion: Cramer 22 FG; 0:48. Drive:.. . 
10 plays, 90 yards, 4:54. Key play: 
Ray goes 5 of 6 for 74 yaids on drive. 
Clarion 17^ Shippensburg 14, 

Third Quarter 
Shipp: Skultety 13 pass from Ray 
(Cramer kick); 12:55. Dnve: 6playsi 
50 yards, 1:58. Key play: Brown 13 
pass from Ray on 3rd & 8. Clarion 
24» Shippensburg 14. 
Shipp: Seidenstricker recovers fumble 
in endzone (Yohn kick); 8:59. 
Clarion 24, Shippensburg 21. 

Fourth Quarter 
Shipp: Yohn 39 ¥G; 14:55. Dnve: 7 
plays, 35 yard.s, 3:04. Key play: 
Coleman 3 1 pas.<» from Cumow on 2nd 
& 18 Clarion 24, Shipp 24» 
Clarion: Harper 37 pass from Ray 
(Cramer kick); 12:22. Drive: 5 plays. 
65 yaids, 2:23. Key play: Shipp 
pci-sonal foul on 4th & 3. Clarion 31, 
Shippensburg 24. 
Shipp: Gamer 10 pass from Cumow 
(Curnow to Stolarick); 0:56. Drive: 
10 plays. 73 yards. 2:05. Key play; 
Overdorff 6 pass from Cumow on 4lh 
& 2 Shippensburg 32, Clarion 31. 
Clarion: Cxamer 36 FG; 0:04. Drive: 
6 plays, 44 yards, :46. Key play; 
Gregory 14 run moves ball to 22. 
Clarion 34, Shippensburg 32. 

Team Statistics 



Shipp 


Clarion 


FIrstDowns 18 


18 


Rushing Yards 33 


104 


Passing Yards 336 


277 


Total Yards 369 


381 


3rd Down Conv. 5-19 


7-15 


PlavervStatistics 





Rushing- Shipp: Horshaw 12-67 
Clarion: Henry 22-59; Gregory 1 1 -38. 
Passing- Shipp: Curnow 22 of 42 for 
336 yards, 2 IDs and 1 INT. Clarion: 
Ray l4of 24 for 277 yards and 4 TDs. 
Receiving- Shipp: Coleman 7-139, 
Clarion: Harper 5- 157; BK)wn4-55; 
Skultety 3-47: Henry 2-18. 
Sacks: Clarion: Lehmann 2. 
Williams 2. Morlacci 2. 



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Flaherty notes recent improvement: 



Golden Eagles looking to flnish strong 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, October 28, 1993 



Pagel7 



by R. Thomas Henderson 
Sportswriter 

AlUiough their season record 
currently stands at 6-21, the 
Clarion University volleyball 
team has been showing signs of 
improvement. 

"We're about a month behind 
where 1 thought we'd be at this 
stage," said head coach Sue 
Flaherty. "With Jenny (Betters) 
and Katie (Rhodes) out for 
extended periods of time, plus 
other nagging injuries and 
illnesses, we just haven't had the 
practice time to take the next 
step." 

(^larion's latest attempt at 
taking that next step came last 
weekend at the Gannon 
Tournament. Unfortunately, it 
was not a step forward. 

Although the Eagles bested 
Robert Morris three games to 
one, they dropped two straight to 
Juniata (3-0) and host team 



Gannon (3-1). 

Sophomore Bobbi Simpson led 
the weekend with 22 kills, 
bringing her season total to a 
team leading 245. Freshman 
Lisa I'lynn, who led the tejuii in 
digs with 231, picked up 27 
more at Gannon to bring her 
season total to 258. 

With less than two weeks left 
in the sea.son, the Eagles' work 
as a team is finally coming 
around. Flaherty cites the team's 
relative youth as a factor in their 
earlier performance. "Young 
teams have to mature and this 
team was not able to play 
together enough early to develop 
any team chemistry," she 
explained. "Now that we've been 
back for a couple of weeks 
practicing together, we're starting 
to come around." 

Clarion traveled to Lock 
Haven to face the Bald Eagles on 
Tuesday. The Eagles lost the 
first game 10-15 before 



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rebounding for an impressive 15- 
3 victory in game two. A hard 
fought game three resulted in a 
tough 14-16 defeat, and the 
Eagles had nothiniz left for tlie 
finale, a 7-15 game four final. 

Nicole Fhunbjtfd led the Eagles 
with seven kills, while Lisa 
Flynn and Bobbie Simpson 
added six and five respectively. 
Sjmpson chipped in on the 
defensive side with five block 
.solos while Meghan Kelly added 
12 digs. Katie Rhoads led the 
setters with 24 assists and 
increased her team-leading total 
to 507. 

Simpson leads the team in 
kills, while Flynn and Kelly lead 
the squad in digs. 

I'he Eagles' next game will be 
on Tuesday, November 2 against 
California at Tippin Gymnasium, 
followed by another home match 
Friday against Shippensburg. 
Bodi matches are slated to begin 
at 7 PM. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Look out below!: Bobbi Simpson leads the Eagles with 250 
kills in 1993. 



Morton receives honors 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



For three years, Kwame 
Morton has juked, faked and 
slithered through defenses to 
score an amazing 1,698 points, 
just 313 behind Clarion all-time 
scoring leader Reggie Wells. 

Last year, the 6'4" shooting 
guard from Brooklyn scored 655 
points for a 25.2 point per game 
average. He also averaged 4.6 
rebounds per game, dished out 
77 assists, collected 34 steals, 
and led the Golden Eagles in 
scoring in nine of their last ten 
games. 

Morton's play last year was 
good enough to earn him spots 



on the PSAC-West first team, the 
NABC East Region first team, 
and honoroble mention as 
Basketball Gazette AU- 
American. 

The 1993-94 honors have 
already begun for Morton as 
Street and Smith's magazine has 
picked him on their Division II 
first team, an honor even the 
great Wells never received. 
NCAA Preview Magazine has 
named Morton as one of the top 
five players in the East Region, 



and Marty Blake, the NBA 
Director of Scouting, has called 
Morton one of the top 10 small 
college prospecLs in the nation. 

"You just can't say enough 
about Kwame as a player and a 
person," said head coach Ron 
Righter. 

The Eagles begin their 
preparation for the 1993-94 
season with the traditional 
"Midnight Madness" practice 
which is open to the public at the 
stroke of midnight Friday night. 



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is coming!! 

At the stroke of midnight on 

Friday night, the Clarion Men's 

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first practice of 1993. The 

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Sports Commentary: 



With Phillies as heroes, is America safe? 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Sure, Canada owns the most 
coveted trophy in our American 
pastime. Sure, everyone in 
eastern Pennsylvania wants to 
kill Mitch Williams. But. over 
the past three weeks, the "Broad 
Street Bellies" have established 
themselves as role models for 



America's youth, and that by far 
is the scariest thing of all. 

Now that guys like John Kruk, 
Pete Incaviglia and Lenny 
Dykstra have won our children's 
hearts, is sloppiness in? Is 
hygiene out? Will your son want 
a Tonka truck for Christinas or a 
pouch of Red Man? 

"I'd like to get a haircut and 
shave, but guys like Hollins and 



Daulton won't let me," Kruk 
explained as he chomped on his 
mountainous wad of chewing 
gum. "They say, 'We'll kiU 
you.' They were saying that I 
had to stay like this as long as 
we were in first place." 

The Phils occupied first place 
since mid-April causing Kruk 
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heartthrobs of America. 

So now what? Does Kruk 
grace the cover of GQ next 
month? Does People magazine 
name him the sexiest man alive? 
Lenny Dykslra's tobacco 
chewing habit spurred 
Pittsburgh centerfielder Andy 
Van Slyke to say, "It was like a 
toxic waste dump out there" in 
reference to replacing him in 
centerfield between innings. 

So now what? Instead of 
changing his shoes, does Mr. 
Rogers begin his show by 
cleaning out his spitune? Does 
he trade in his cardigan sweater 
for a Harley? 

Luckily for America's safety, 



Mitch Williams surrendered the 
game-winning homerun in game 
six or else Little Leaguers 
would have been wearing 
number 99 and refusing to look 
toward the plate when pitching. 

When asked about Williams' 
habit of letting runners on base, 
Kruk replied, "At least I know 
when he comes in, someone's 
going to come down to first and I 
can talk to someone. I just hope 
the guy who leads off the inning 
is a nice guy and likes to talk." 

The wacky Phillies had 
everyone talking in 1993, so if 
your child is suddenly refusing 
to shower, don't worry, he may 
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Personals 



Seeking 3 attractive women driving 
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To our AXT Associate Members. 
Thanks for a memorable "night 
under the stars." We love you. Your 
future sisters of AST. 



To our Blind Dates who found their 
perfect mates dancing under the 
stars with AXT. Thanks for the great 
time. The sisters of AST. 



To Michelle Sastokas, Happy 22nd 
Birthday Big! Love ya, Sheri 



Nikki, Happy Birthday! I love my 
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Happy 20th Birthday Lori D! Only 
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Z lA sisters. 



Sigma Chi - A big thanks a little 
late! We'll slam with you anytime. 
l>ovc, the dance team. 



Delta Chi, The next time we party 
"promi.se, promise, promise" you'll 
serenade us again. Love, the dance 
team. 



Phi Sigma Kappa, Sorry so late, but 
we'll exchange clothes with you 
anytime. Love, the dance team. 



Congratulations Tracy and Delita on 
making the '93 homecoming court. 
We love you, the dance team. 



DiRito, Thanks for all your hard 
work with Lip Sync. You did a great 
job! Love, your ZTA sisters. 



A big thanks to Libby, Chrissy, Jill 
and Jennie for "the fall blackout." 
You guys did a great job! Love, your 
ZTA sisters. 



Congratulations Stef on your 
acceptance to grad school! We're so 
proud of you! with love, your ZTA 
sisters. 



Happy Birthday Christine! Have a 
blast on your 21st! Love, your ZTA 
sisters! 



Thanks, Brenda, for the great job 
you did with Big/Lil! Love, your 
ZTA sisters. 

ST and Phi Sig, Thanks for the 
mixer! We'd talk about sex with you 
guys anytime! Love, the Zetas. 



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President - Chris, V.P. Left Perch - 
Pat, V.P Right Perch - Cari, Perch 
Educator - C.G., Perch Sweetheart - 
Pookie, Perch Mascot - "The Boys." 
Alternate Perch Sweetheart - Any D- 
Phi-E. 



It's not how you perch. It's who you 
perch with! 



Angle, you're doing a wonderful job. 
Keep up the great work and never 
forget - your big loves you. Smile! 
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The day has finally come to sit at the 
bar with your chums. You can 
finally drink that beer without all 
that fear! It's about time SPAZ! Happy 
21st Lisa! Love, yourD-Phi-li sisters. 



Happy 2) St Birthday Cristine! You arc 
looking much better than you did on 
Sunday! Love, your future D-Phi-E 
sisters. 



Too bad the hunt didn't turn out, but of 
course we didn't pout. ,So we started to 
sing rub-a-dub-dub. D-Phi-E and 
TKE's in a hot tub. It turned out to be a 
great night. We're glad it didn't end in 
a fight. Love, D-Phi-E. 



Congratulations Cristine and Mario on 
your lavalier! Love, your future D-Phi- 
E sisters. 

Delta Phi Epsilon would like to 
congratulate Delta Zeta, Theta Phi 
Alpha and Zeta Tau Alpha on lip sync 
and wish everyone good luck on 
Saturday. 

Thanks Jenny Berry for all your woik 
this week - Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Thanks to our LX coaches: Bob, Ben, 
Woody, Eric, Mike, & Luis. We love 
you guys. Love, D-Phi-E. 

Delta Zeta would like to thank all our 
Sigma Chi Coaches - Mike W., Brett, 
Eric, Rich. Mike P., and Ronie B. for 
all their support during Derby Daze. 
We love you guys! Love, the Sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



Josie, It's great to have you as the new 
Phi Sig Sweetheart. Love, The 
Brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa. 



To the Sisters of Theta Phi Alpha, II 
was great partying with you in your 
PJ's The PSK Brothers. 



Ami Way, Thanks for all the time and 
hard work you put into derby Daze. 
We couldn't have done it without you! 
Love, your Delta Zeta sisters. 



Annette, Rhonda and Brigitte, Thanks 
for all the effort and work you put into 
Lip Sync and making Delta Zeta #1. 
Love, your Delta Zeta sisters. 



Annette, Thanks for making Founder's 
Day such a success. You did a great 
job. Love, your Delta Zeta sisters. 



Cristine - Happy 21st Birthday! Love, 
Marcia & Kristine. 

Theta Phi's are "staying alive" in 2nd 
place! Way to go giris! Good luck in 
Derby Daze! 



-1 Theta Phi Alpha Associate members: 
Chin Up! You guys are doing great! 
Love your future sisters! 



Phi Sigma Kappa, There's nothing 
more comfy than PJ's & you! Thanks 
for the mixer! Love. Theta Phi Alpha. 



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Sports Commentary: 



Thank you Joe Carter, Fve got you on tape 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



I have a hobby that is 
somewhat off-the-wall, yet 
extremely interesting and 
contagious. I collect complete 
sports events on VHS tape. 

I don't make one cent from my 
hobby or don't plan to because it 
is illegal to sell copyrighted 
material. I do it because sports 
are my identity. I want to watch 
sports year round, and by taping 
these games, I can. 

Every fall, I practically spend 
every cent I own on blank tapes 
so I can record every game 
shown on TV. I just hope to 



catch one magic moment on 
tape, to have it and cherish it 
over and over again. 

Such an event occurred 
Saturday night when Joe Carter 
dramatically ended the 1993 
World Series with a three-run 
homerun off of Milch Williams 
in the bottom of the ninth inning. 

Every year, when the Fall 
Classic rolls around, I get goose 
bumps just thinking about it. 
Yes, the World Series slicks in 
my mind and heart forever. It's 
where memories are made and 
where grown men cry. 

Everybody can name a famous 
World Series or playoff moment. 
Maz's dramatic blast in 1960, 



Fisk coaxing his game-winner in 
'75, or Uie "Earthquake Series" 
are just a few that have been 
tagged unforgettable. 

My personal favoriteWorld 
Series moment I didn't even see 
live or get it on tape at the time. 
I was sound asleep in October of 
1986 when the New York Mels 
were trailing by two runs with 
two outs in the bottom of the 
tenth inning. The Mets had 
nobody on base and Wade Boggs 
was in the Boston Red Sox 
dugout grinning from ear to ear, 
when suddenly nobody wanted 
to make the last out. 

The Mets battled back, and a 
Bob Stanley wild pitch tied the 



game at five. Red Sox fans are 
pessimistic as it is, but not even 
the most pessimistic Red Sox fan 
could have believed what was 
about to transpire. 

Mookie Wilson hit a slow 
dribbler to first base, certainly 
tlie third out of the inning. But, 
no! The ball squirted through 
Bill Buckner's legs and into right 
field. Buckner could just stand 
there and watch as an estatic Ray 
Knight jumped on home plate for 
the most impossible win in 
World Series history. 

I was fortunate enough to 
obtain that entire World Series 
on tape, and I've watched game 
six an inumerable number of 



times. Next to "The Miracle on 
Ice" where Mike Eruzione and 
the 1980 U.S. Olympic hockey 
team beat the Russians in the 
heat of the Cold War and then 
went on to capture the Gold 
Medal, that 1986 series is my 
favorite. 

I carry these lasting images 
with me every year as the 
baseball playoffs routinely roll 
around. I just hope that the 
game will give me and my VCR 
what we want; a memory to 
capture and keep forever. This 
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Volume 74, Issue 9 The student newspaper of Clarion U niversity of Pennsylvania November 4, 1993 

Chair set afire on steps 
of President's house 



hy Rodney Sherman 
News Editor 



News 

Parking solutions sought 
Parking committee seeksl 
Solutions pg. 5| 



Lifestyles 

: Recorded "Rocky" theme 

jBig band legend Maynard 
(Ferguson to visit Clarion this 
Sunday pg. 9 



Sports 



Toi^Loss 
Clarion loses to Cal. of Pa, 
26-14 pg.i5 



Clarion's 



The Pennsylvania State 
Police and Clarion University's 
Public Safety department are 
investigating an incident in 
which a reclining lounge chair 
was set ablaze on the front steps 
of University President Dr. 
Diane Reinhard's Moore Hall 
residence, early Tuesday 
morning. 

Public safety Officer Mark 
Humes, on routine foot patrol, 
discovered what, at first sighting, 
looked like a building fire. 
Humes radioed to CtarioD's 9-1- 
1 center to report the fire before 
realizing that the fire was 
consuming a chair that had been 
placed in front of the doors. 
Humes then quicldy moved the 
chair away from the doors and 
cancelled the fire call. 

Clarion Borough Police 
Officer William Peck IV soon 



arrived and helped Humes throw 
the burning chair into the snow 
where it was extinguished by 
Public Safety Officer Thomas 
Heam, There was no damage to 
Moore Hall and there were no 
injuries. 

Dr. Reinhard was awakened 
and informed of the situation. Dr. 
Reinhard later traveled to 
Harrisburg and was unavailable 
for comment. 

Dr. R(M Martinazzi, director of 
Pubhc Safety, said an accelerant 
may have been used in the 
incident 

"I would venture to say there 
was [an accelerant] due to the 
height of the flames," Martinazzi 
said, ackling that the chair did not 
appear to be university property. 
If caught, the perpetrators 
could face third degree felony 
charges of attempted arson. The 
crime is under investigation, 
with the Pennsylvania State 



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Index 



ICommentaiy pg. 2 

{News pg.5 

ILifestyles pg. 9 

{Entertainment pg. 12 j 

;TV Guide pg. 14 

'Sports pg.i5| 

iClassifieds pg. 19 



by Ben Vessa 
ContribuHng Writer 

A plea bargain has been 
reached in the case of an assault 
on Sept. 15 outside Campbell 
Hall. 

Robert Eric Kearney, a non- 
student was charged with two 
counts of disorderly conduct, 
resisting arrest, criminal 
mischief and underage 
consumption after striking public 
safety officer Keith A. Kaschalk 
in the face during an altercation. 

Kearney spent the night in jail 
and was released on his own 
recognizance the next morning, 
despite having no permanent 
address or job. 

Kearney failed to show up few 
a preliminary hearing and a 
warrant was issued for his anest. 
Soon thereafter, a public safety 
officer received an anonymous 
phone tip from a Bamesboro 
"*sident saying that Keamev had 



been causing problems. A 
member of the Clarion County 
Sheriffs Department was sent to 
apprehend him on Oct. 15. 
Another hearing was scheduled 
for Oct. 19. During a 
continuance, Kearney's attorney 
approached district attorney 
William Kern and a plea bargain 
was reached. 

According to the DA's office, 
Kearney plead guilty to one 
count of disorderly conduct and 
one count of underage 
consumption. 

One count of disorderly 
conduct, one count of criminal 
mischief and one count of 
resisting arrest were dropped. 

Kearney received a 90 day 
suspended sentence and a fme of 
$557.60. 

If the fine is paid within 90 
days, Kearney will not have to 
serve the sentence and will not 
have a permanent record. 




R. Thomas Hendereon/Clarion Call 
The beginning of November was greeted by Mother 
Nature with a fresh blanlcet of newly fallen snow. 
Several area towns set records for October snowfall. 



Indecent assault in residence 
hall under investigation 



by Rodney Sherman 
News Editor 



A Clarion University student 
has been charged with several 
crimes stemming from an 
incident Oct. 27, in one of the 
university's resident halls. 

Jon Paul DeFoor, of Ringgold, 
Pa., has been charged by Public 
Safety Officer Keith Kaschalk 
with; indecent assault and 
indecent exposure, both second 
degree misdemeanors; criminal 
trespass-defiant trespass, a third 
degree misdemeanor; and 
summary counts of disorderly 
conduct and harassment. 



DeFoor is accused of 
assaulting a female student in her 
room in Ralston Hall after 
exposing himself to her. DeFoor 
allegedly refused to leave the 
room even after being asked to 
do so at least ten times. 

Formal arraignment at district 
justice Tony Lapinto's office is 
scheduled for next week. 

According to documents filed 
at the district magistrate's office, 
both parties involved had been 
drinking that night, and had 
admitted to having four or five 
beers. According to these same 
documents the alleged victim 
knew the alleged perpetrator for 
over two vears. 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Samantha White 

Ad Design 

Chris Clouse 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

& Interim 

Business Manager 

Hans Dovenspike 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. 1 week 
prior to publication. Classifieds 
are due Tuesday at noon the 
week of publication. 

The Clarion Call is funded by 
the Student Activity Fee and 
advertising ^1^"'"- 

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Brotherhood 

If you reflect on your life and 
see what you have accomplished, 
you see that it is partly because 
of oibers before you. We all are 
where we are today through 
some form of assistance from 
someone. So, why is it that 
young African-American men 
are placed in the position of 
trying to get for themselves? 

KaiffpSL Alpha Psi Fraternity has 
dedicated itself to changing this 
fact. Through the fraternity's 
National Guide Right Program, 
young African-American men 
are receiving help and assistance 
in the form of role models. The 
Mu Phi chapia, here at Clarion, 
feels deeply committed to this 
program. 

On October 8 and 9, the 
Clarion chapter of K^pa Alpha 
Psi hosted a college visitation for 
a group of seven young African- 
American men. These students 
came from the so-called "low 
class" neighborhoods in 
Pittsburgh where drive-by 
shootings, drugs and gangs are 
everyday occurrences. They 
themselves, to the ignorant eye, 
even looked like the supposed 
thugs and gang members 
because of their style of dress, 
but yet each one had a GPA in 
high school of 3.0 or better. One 
would not know this without! 
looking past their visualj 
impression and to the substance 
of these young men 

Cdlege, to these students, is a 
hard-to-reach goal. This is only 
because no one has made it a 
reality to them. After the 
wedcend these young men spent 
here, they realized it was a 
reality, and if it wasn't they 
planned on making it one. 

The group arrived from 
Pittsburgh on Friday evening 
around nine. Kappa Alpha Psi 
had opening comments and a 
small repast for them. This broke 
the ice for the young men and 
gave them the itinerary for the 




MB 

weekend. The group then 
attended the HomeccHning party 
given by the brothers of Kappa 
Alpha Psi in the Gemmell 
Complex. This was a new 
experience for many of them, 
and a delightful one at that. Ihey 
partied until three in the morning 
and then turned in. Saturday was 
an early start with an eight 
o'clock breakfast in the cafeteria. 
The food was questionable, but 
Uiey enjoyed seeing Clarion's 
cafeteria. 

(ConL on pg. 4) 



What would you think if there 
wasn't any Chuck Shepherd's 
"News of the Weird?" Would 
you celebrate with delight or 
write letters demanding it back 
in the Lifestyles section of the 
Cam 

There are two issues here that I 
would like to discuss, but lack of 
space prohibits me to do that. So 
let's just point them out. The 
first one is political correctness. 
Does anyone find "News of the 
Weird" offensive? If so, does 
anyone else care? This highlight 
of the Clarion Call Lifestyles 
section is meant to entertain, not 
to scoff. I am estimating that 
"News of the Weird" is one of 
the most read features of the 
pi^Kr, but I have yet to receive 
any complaints or negative 
attitudes about it 

During a recent trip to a 
national media convention in 
Dallas, Texas, I attended a 
conference session in which 
editors of arts and entertainment 
sections of different college 
newspapers got together to 
discuss political correctness in 
their articles and share ideas for 
their section. We discussed the 
usual movie reviews and the 
Hollywood news, but that 
seemed to be all Uiat was in their 
section. Missing were the 
various happenings around their 
campuses and the arts and 



entertainment that involved their 
colleges and universities. It 
seemed to involve frivolous fluff 
to fill the empty spaces that 
filled their swelled heads. 

If I seem bitter, it is because 
diuing this roundtable discussion 
everyone shot down everyone 
else's section because "I would 
never put that in my section." 
And when I told them about 
"Nev/s of the Weird", boy did 
they freak. "Oh my God, why 
would you put that in your 
section?" Some did like the 
idea, though. They thought it 
was perfect for the college 
student's mind. I just tiiink that 
it gives people a reason to laugh 
at themselves and the crazy 
things that others do. 

But I could be wrong. This 
brings me to my next subject that 
the student senators are trying to 
stress. Student apathy is 
spreading throughout the 
campus. Sure there are those 
who are extremely busy with 
activities and are involved in 
ev^thing under the sun. They 
are the ones who leave their 
maiic on campus. 

But there are also those who 
sleep their way through college 
life. This is someUiing I don't 
understand. Maybe they just 
want their degree and leave, but 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



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Reader Responses 



Response to the 
''prwd reminist" 



Editor's Note: This letter is in 
response to the "proud 
feminist" whose letter 
appeared in the October 14 
issue of the Call 

I applaud your willingness to 
take a stand on an issue that you 
feel so strongly towards. Few 
people have the initiative to lake 
the time to voice their opinions, 
regardless of how self-righteous 
and uninformed these opinions 
may be. Being Vice President of 
Interfraternity Council and a 
proud member of the greek 
community since Fall 1989, I 
feel it is my duty to try and 
inform you what really goes on 
at these events (Sigma Chi's 
"Hot Legs" and Sigma Phi 
Epsilon's "Bikini Contest"). 

Fu^t of all, all efforts are made 
to insure that die ladies are not 
embah'assed or degraded. Our 
Hot Legs rush party has always 
been open to women to observe 
so they can see that we are doing 
nothing terrible. Many of the 
girls who participate in our event 
bring along roonunates, friends 
and sisters to watch tiiem, and 
not only have we never received 
a complaint from the ladies in 
attendance, but most have 



admitted to having a good time. 
Also, we have disqualified and 
asked people to leave for doing 
anything that might be 
considered to be too explicit by 
the other ladies present. And 
finally, we have some of our 
male members competing as 
well to show everyone tiiat what 
we are doing is all in fun, and no 
harm is meant by it. 

Also, as far as your comment 
relating to our not being "well 
balanced men," perhaps you 
didn't consider any of the good 
things we, as Greeks, do for Uie 
university. Our members hold 
offices on nearly every Clarion 
Organization from Student 
Senate to campus radio to 
Clarion Athletics and 
Intramurals. Consider also, tiie 
community work our Greeks 
VOLUNTARILY do for Clarion. 
Charities such as American Red 
Cross, American Cancer Society, 
Children's Miracle Network, 
Youth Olympics, and even 
Adopt-A-Highway, all greatly 
benefit from these people that 
you seem to despise so much. In 
fact, these "Boys" and "Guys" 
(since you have such a problem 
witii calling us "men"), out of 
Uieir own pockets, even pay for 
the Clarion Taxi to give fellow 
students a free designated driver 
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worry about being attacked or 
killed by a drunk driver when 
you walk the su-eets at night. If 
every other student on campus 
did as much, there might not be 
as much of negative stereotype 
by many of the townspeople 
against the college students. 

So call us what you wish. . 
after all, we've heard it all, but 
please do your homework and 
know what you're talking about 
before you decide to badger a 
group of "guys" just to get your 
name in the Clarion Call. 

Respectfully, 

Ron Berry 

Vice-president Interfraternity 

Council and member of Sigma 
Chi fraternity 

Against the 

homosexual movement 

bear Editw: 

I could not help but reply to 
the letter in the Reader 
Responses section of the October 
14 issue of the Call. The letter 
encouraged the idea of a center 
for uBderst^ding hcunosexuals 
and bisexuals on our campus. 
There are a couple of points that 
I must cover concerning this 
individual's letter before I 
express my reasons for objecting 
to this proposed center. 

First of all, the individual said 
"Homosexuality is something 
that I and many others have 
chosen..." Exactly! I could not 
have said it any better myself. 
You have CHOSEN to be that, 
you were not born into this 
world with an uncontrollable 
defect or even a different color 
skin. You act as if you deserve 
something fr(xn society. It seems 
like all we hear anymore is 
"Ginune rights, gimme, ginune, 
gimme." 

The second part of the quote 
that I extracted from this letter 
states "...and are proud of it." 
Yeah right, then explain why you 
requested that your^ame be 
withheld. If you are so proud of 
this lifestyle you have chosen 
why on earth would you not sign 
your name? 

This letter was not written out 
of hatred or violence. In fact, it is 
my love and concern for our 
future generations and this 
country that I am so moved to 
express by strongly held 
opinions. My objection to this 
center is based on my own opra- 
minded investigation and 
acquired knowledge of the Gay 



Rights Movement. This center 
may seem like an innocent 
suggestion but little by little the 
gay lifestyle is imposing its 
desires on the majority in 
society. This gay agenda is 
imposing on our schools their 
chosen lifestyle and sexual 
desires. These are the same 
schools where we cannot have 
school prayer (which time after 
time at the polls has been 
favored by a vast majority of 
Americans). The homosexual 
movement is targeting the break- 
down of the family and they are 
beginning at the very roots by 
introducing pro-homosexual 
story books such as Daddv's 
Roommate and Heather Has Two 
Mommies to first graders! 

What does kindergarten and 
primary school have to do with 
us? If they are nonchalantly 
creeping into the curriculum 
taught to the babies of our 
society, what do you think they 
are willing to do to make 
college-aged adults accept their 
behaviw? 

' This center would not be for 
understanding the homo-bisexual 
lifestyle. What more knowledge 
do we need? Instead it is another 
aid in supporting and advancing 
their political agenda 

Leah McCoy is a junior 
Communication major 

It afiects youf 

Dear students. 

On Monday, October 25, 
various constitution amendments 
of the Clarion Students' 
Association (CSA) and By-laws 
were proposed to Student Senate. 
Student Senate will vote on them 
at its November 8th meeting. 

Why should you care? 
Foremost, you as a student who 
has paid your suident activity fee 
are a member of the CSA. Your 
student activity fee is budgeted 
and allocated to over 75 
recognized student organizaticxis 
and CSA administration. 

Student Senate has been the 
governing legislative body of 
CSA as well as the Board of 
Directors of CSA since 1974. 
Throughout the past two (fccades 
Student Senate has fulfilled its 
first power but unfortunately not 
the latter. By being the Board of 
Directors, Student Senate is 
responsible for CSA admini- 
strative and University Book- 



center matters. The blame can 
not be put on Student Senate per 
se because of the influx and 
inconsistency with the Student 
Senate terms. 

Four months ago, I, as 
President of Student Senate, 
asked President Reinhard for the 
university's assistance to fwrn a 
committee to assist in the 
evaluation of the general 
operation of CSA. This 
conmiittee consisted of students, 
administrators, and the 
Chancellor's office. It is the 
overwhehning consensus of the 
committee to relinquish the 
board of directors duties from 

Student Senate and place those 
duties to a nine member board 
consisting of various members of 
Student Senate, CSA, university 
administration and a CUP 
alumnus. The board will elect a 
student chair and the student 
board members will have 
majority vote. 

Another major amendment is 
the change of Student Senate's 
office term to accomodate the 
academic year instead of the 
calendar year. Numerous 
students are appointed to various 
university- wide committees by 
Student Senate with President 
Reinhard's approval. Many of 
the committee appointments are 
to be filled for an academic year. 
It is extremely difficult to have 
consistency with a constant 
overturn of leadership. The 
terms of office will begin the fall 
of 1994 with the sping semester 
1994 Student Senate holding a 
one semester term if ratified. 

If the proposed amendments 
are approved by Student Senate 
with a two-thirds vote at its 
November 8 meeting and receive 
President Reinhard's approval it 
will be put to the student body 
on Tuesday and Wednesday, 
November 9 and 10. Copies of 
the old and new CSA 
constitution will be distributed 
throughout the campus. For the 
referendum to pass, a two-thirds 
vote is needed from those CSA 
members voting. 

If you have any questions or 
concerns, please feel free to 
contact me at the Smdent Senate 
office, #2318. This is a great 
opportunity to have your voices 
heard, my ears are waiting. 

Sincerely, 

Gara L Smith 

President. Student Senate 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Samantha White 

Ad Design 

Chris Clouse 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

& Interim 

Business Manager 

Hans Dovenspike 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
every Thursday during the schcxsl 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. 1 week 
prior to publication. Classifieds 
are due Tuesday at noon the 
week of publication. 

The Clarion Call is funded by 
the Student Activity Fee and 
aHvprtising rrvf I?'"^ 

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Pennsylvania 

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(814) 226- 2380 

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Tm WAY I SEE IT 



^IfeM^lctt Editor 



Brotherhood 

If you reflect on your life and 
see what you have accomplished, 
you see that it is partly because 
of others before you. We all are 
where we are today through 
some form of assistance from 
someone. So, why is it that 
young African-American men 
are placed in the position of 
trying to get for thonselves? 

YJxp'pSi Alpha Psi Fraternity has 
dedicated itself to changing this 
fact. Through the fraternity's 
National Guide Right Program, 
young African- American men 
are receiving help and assistance 
in the form of role models. The 
Mu Phi chapter, here at Clarion, 
feels deeply conmiitted to this 
program. 

On October 8 and 9, the 
Clarion chapter of K^pa Alpha 
Psi hosted a college visitation for 
a group of seven young African- 
American men. These students 
came from the so-called "low 
class" neighborhoods in 
Pittsburgh where drive-by 
shootings, drugs and gangs are 
everyday occurrences. They 
themselves, to the ignorant eye, 
even looked like the supposed 
thugs and gang members 
because of their style of dress, 
but yet each one had a GPA in 
high school of 3.0 or better. One 
would not know this without! 
looking past their visualj 
impression and to the substance 
of these young men 

College, to these students, is a 
hard-to-reach goal. This is only 
because no one has made it a 
reality to them. After the 
weekend these young men spent 
here, they realized it was a 
reality, and if it wasn't they 
planned on making it one. 

The group arrived from 
Pittsburgh on Friday evening 
around nine. Kappa Alpha Psi 
had opening comments and a 
small repast for them. This broke 
the ice for the young men and 
gave them the itinerary for the 




mm 

weekend. The group then 
attended the HomeccHning party 
given by the brothers of Kappa 
Alpha Psi in the Gemmell 
Complex. This was a new 
experience for many of them, 
and a delightful one at that. They 
partied until three in the morning 
and then turned in. Saturday was 
an early start with an eight 
o'clock Iveakfast in the cafeteria. 
The food was questionable, but 
they enjoyed seeing Clarion's 
cafeteria. 

(Cont on pg. 4) 



What would you think if there 
wasn't any Chuck Shepherd's 
"News of the Weird?" Would 
you celebrate with delight or 
write letters demanding it back 
in the Lifestyles section of the 
Cain 

There are two issues here that I 
would like to discuss, but lack of 
space prohibits me to do that. So 
let's just point them out. The 
first one is political correcmess. 
Does anyone find "News of the 
Weird" offensive? If so, does 
anyone else care? This highlight 
of the Clarion Call Lifestyles 
section is meant to entertain, not 
to scoff. I am estimating that 
"News of the Weird" is one of 
the most read features of the 
jiaper, but I have yet to receive 
any complaints or negative 
attitudes about it 

During a recent trip to a 
national media convention in 
Dallas, Texas, I attended a 
conference session in which 
editors of arts and entertainment 
sections of different college 
newspapers got together to 
discuss political correctness in 
their articles and share ideas for 
their section. We discussed the 
usual movie reviews and the 
Hollywood news, but that 
seemed to be all that was in their 
section. Missing were the 
various happenings around their 
campuses and the arts and 



entertainment that involved their 
colleges and universities. It 
seemed to involve frivolous fluff 
to fill the empty spaces that 
filled their swelled heads. 

If I seem bitter, it is because 
during this roundtable discussion 
everyone shot down everyone 
else's section because "I would 
never put that in my section." 
And when I told them about 
"News of the Weird", boy did 
they freak. "Oh my God, why 
would you put that in your 
section?" Some did like the 
idea, though. They thought it 
was perfect for the college 
stu(tent's mind. I just think that 
it gives people a reason to laugh 
at themselves and the crazy 
thffigs that others do. 

But I could be wrong. This 
brings me to my next subject that 
the student senator's are trying to 
stress. Student apathy is 
spreading throughout the 
campus. Sure there are those 
who are extremely busy with 
activities and are involved in 
everything under die sun. They 
are the ones who leave their 
marie on campus. 

But there are also those who 
sleep their way through college 
life. This is something I don't 
understand. Maybe they just 
want their degree and leave, but 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 




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Reader Responses 



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Editor's Note: This letter is in 
response to the "proud 
feminist" whose letter 
appeared in the October 14 
issue of the Call 

I applaud your willingness to 
take a stand on an issue that you 
feel so strongly towards. Few 
people have the initiative to take 
the time to voice their opinions, 
regardless of how self-righteous 
and uninformed these opinions 
may be. Being Vice President of 
Interfraternity Council and a 
proud member of the greek 
community since Fall 1989, I 
feel it is my duty to try and 
inform you what really goes on 
at these events (Sigma Chi's 
"Hot Legs" and Sigma Phi 
Epsilon's "Bikini Contest"). 

First of all, all efforts are made 
to insure that the ladies are not 
embarrassed or degraded. Our 
Hot Legs rash party has always 
been open to women to observe 
so they can see that we are doing 
notiiing terrible. Many of the 
girls who participate in our event 
bring along roommates, friends 
and sisters to watch them, and 
not only have we never received 
a complaint from the ladies in 
attendance, but most have 



admitted to having a good time. 
Also, we have disqualified and 
asked people to leave for doing 
anything that might be 
considered to be too explicit by 
the other ladies present. And 
finally, we have some of our 
male members competing as 
well to show everyone that what 
we are doing is all in fun, and no 
hann is meant by it. 

Also, as far as your comment 
relating to our not being "well 
balanced men," perhaps you 
didn't consider any of Uie good 
things we, as Greeks, do for the 
university. Our members hold 
offices on nearly every Clarion 
Organization from Student 
Senate to campus radio to 
Clarion Athletics and 
Intramurals. Consider also, die 
community work our Greeks 
VOLUNTARILY do for Clarion. 
Charities such as American Red 
Crpss, American Cancer Society, 
Children's Miracle Network, 
Youth Olympics, and even 
Adopt-A-Highway, all greatly 
benefit from these people Uiat 
you seem to despise so much. In 
fact, these "Boys" and "Guys" 
(since you have such a problem 
with calling us "pien"), out of 
their own pockets, even pay for 
the Clarion Taxi to give fellow 
students a free designated driver 
so students like you don't need to 



^ 1^ rHabitat for Humanity 

Homeless-For-A-Weekend 
Friday, November 5 - Saturday, November 6 

• Help raise awareness of homelessness and 
inadequate housing in Clarion County by sleeping 
out in shelters made of wood and boxes in Clarion 

Memorial Park across from the courthouse. 

• Raise money for Clarion University's Habitat 

chapter by finding people to sponser you for evei7 

hour you commit to staying in the shelter. 

• Bring along a non-perishable food item for the *"^ 
Clarion Food Bank. 

• There will be a candlelight vigil in the gazebo at 
8:00 Friday evening. 



For sponser sheets & more information call 
the Habitat office at 226-2711. 



worry about being attacked or 
killed by a drunk driver when 
you walk the streets at night. If 
every other student on campus 
did as much, there might not be 
as much of negative stereotype 
by many of the townspeople 
against the college students. 

So call us what you wish. . 
after all, we've heard it all, but 
please do your homework and 
know what you're talking about 
before you decide to badger a 
group of "guys" just to get your 
name in the Clarion Call. 

Respectfully, 

Ron Berry 

Vice-president Interfraternity 

Council and member of Sigma 
Chi fraternity 

Against the 

hdmoSfsxHild rogvigment 

DearEditOT: 

I could not help but reply to 
the letter in the Reader 
Responses section of the October 
14 issue of the Call. The letter 
encouraged the idea of a center 
for understwding homosexuals 
and bisexuals on our campus. 
There are a couple of points that 
I must cover concerning this 
individual's letter before I 
express my reasons for objecting 
to this proposed center. 

First of all, the individual said 
"Homosexuality is something 
that I and many others have 
chosen..." Exactly! I could not 
have said it any better myself. 
You have CHOSEN to be Uiat, 
you were not born into this 
world with an uncontrollable 
defect or even a different color 
skin. You act as if yoii deserve 
something frcxn society. It seems 
like all we hear anymore is 
"Ginune rights, gimme, ginune, 
gimme." 

The second part of the quote 
that I extracted from this letter 
states "...and are proud of it." 
Yeah right, then explain why you 
requested that your jiame be 
withheld. If you are so proud of 
this lifestyle you have chosen 
why on earth would you not sign 
your name? 

This letter was not written out 
of hatred ot violence. In fact, it is 
my love and concern for our 
future generations and this 
country that I am so moved to 
express by strongly held 
opinions. My objection to diis 
center is based on my own opsn- 
minded investigation and 
acquired knowledge of tlM Gay 



Rights Movement. This center 
may seem like an innocent 
suggestion but little by little the 
gay lifestyle is imposing its 
desires on the majority in 
society. This gay agenda is 
imposing on our schools their 
chosen lifestyle and sexual 
desires. These are the same 
schools where we cannot have 
school prayer (which time after 
time at the polls has been 
favored by a vast majority of 
Americans). The homosexual 
movement is targeting the break- 
down of the family and Uiey are 
beginning at the very roots by 
introducing pro-homosexual 
story books such as Daddv's 
Roonmiate and Heather Has Two 
Mommies to first graders! 

What does kindergarten and 
primary school have to do with 
us? If they are nonchalantly 
creeping into the curriculum 
taught to the babies of our 
society, what do you think they 
are willing to do to make 
college-aged adults accept their 
behavior? 

This center would not be for 
understanding the homo-bisexual 
lifestyle. What more knowledge 
do we need? Instead it is another 
aid in supporting and advancing 
their political agenda. 

Leah McCoy is a junior 
Communication major 

IIIIIJIH 

uear students, 

On Monday, October 25, 
various constitution amendments 
of the Clarion Students' 
Association (CSA) and By-laws 
were proposed to Student Senate. 
Student Senate will vote on them 
at its November 8th meeting. 

Why should you care? 
Foremost, you as a student who 
has paid your student activity fee 
are a member of the CSA. Your 
student activity fee is budgeted 
and allocated to over 75 
recognized student organizaticHis 
and CSA idministratioD. 

Student Senate has been the 
governing legislative body of 
CSA as well as the Board of 
Directors of CSA since 1974. 
Throughout the past two decades 
Student Senate has fulfilled its 
fu-st power but unfortunately not 
the latter. By being the Board of 
Directors, Student Senate is 
responsible for CSA admini- 
strative and University Book- 



center matters. The blame can 
not be put on Student Senate per 
se because of the influx and 
inconsistency with the Student 
Senate terms. 1 

Four months ago, I, as 
President of Student Senate, 
asked President Reinhard for the 
university's assistance to fOTm a 
committee to assist in the 
evaluation of the general 
operation of CSA. This 
committee consisted of students, 
administrators, and the 
Chancellor's office. It is the 
overwhelming consensus of the 
committee to relinquish the 
board of directors duties from 

Student Senate and place those 

duties to a nine member board 
consisting of various members of 
Student Senate, CSA, university 
administration and a CUP 
alumnus. The board will elect a 
student chair and the student 
board members will have 
majority vote. 

Another major amendment is 
the change of Student Senate's 
office term to accomodate the 
academic year instead of the 
calendar year. Numerous 
students are ^pointed to various 
university-wide conmiittees by 
Student Senate with President 
Reinhard's approval. Many of 
the committee appointments are 
to be filled for an academic year. 
It is extremely difficult to have 
consistency with a constant 
overturn of leadership. The 
terms of office will begin die fall 
of 1994 with the spring semester 
1994 Student Senate holding a 
one semester term if ratified. 

If the proposed amendments 
are approved by Student Senate 
with a two-thirds vote at its 
November 8 meeting and receive 
President Reinhard's approval it 
will be put to the student body 
on Tuesday and Wednesday, 
November 9 and 10. Copies of 
the old and new CSA 
constitution will be distributed 
throughout the campus. For the 
referendum to pass, a two-thirds 
vote is needed from Uiose CSA 
members voting. 

If you have any questions or 
concerns, please feel free to 
contact me at the Student Senate 
office, #2318. This is a great 
opportunity to have your voices 
heard, my ears are waiting. 

Sincerely, 

Gara L Smith 

President, Student Senate 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



Many issues were discussed; 
experiences of being an African- 
American student on a 
predominately white campus, 
motivation, and proving that 
college is an achievable goal. 
Three guest panelists engaged in 
a further discussion; Nicole 
Washington, Kelly Phillips and 
Candace Woods. These young 
ladies did an excellent job of 
discussing mature male and 
female relationships. This 
discussion opened the minds of 
the youth and definitely got them 



thinking. 

After the discussion, we went 
as a group to the ALF parade and 
then to the football game. Many 
of the students pictured 
themselves on the Clarion 
footl^ field in a few years. At 
the game's end, they had to 
depart; the group felt upset. They 
enjoyed visiting and felt that it 
was not long enough. 

The Kappas exchanged 
addresses and promised these 
young men they would hear 
much more from us. After the 



group was gone, the Kappas 
realized that we actually made a 
difference for these young men. 
The brothers of Kappa Alpha 
Psi would like to thank the 
following for their assistance 
also: Barry Morris, John 
Shropshire, Frank Leaks, Office 
of Minority Student Services, 
Kevin Stephens, Mark La Vere, 
Kelly Phillips, Nicole 
Washington and Candace 
Woods. 

Damian Dourado is a graduate 
student in Communication 



The Way. . . 



(Cont. from pg. 2) 



what's the point? Where's the 
connection that is established 
with other students and 
{ffofessors that can help you once 
you gr^uate. The only reascm I 
can think of is that you are 
extremely shy or you have a 
ready-made career after you 
have your degree in your hand. 

No opinions, no involvement, 
no fife. I shouldn't say that, 

r 



maybe you are happy just 
lounging around with nowhere to 
go and nothing to do outside of 
classes. That is a perfect attitude 
during this blustery season. But 
if there is a major problem with 
the university, you just sit by and 
let everyone else do something 
about it. What is going to 
happen when something hits 
close to home? WiD you sit by 



then, too? 

Again, don't get me wrong. If 
you want to live your life this 
way, by all means. Just 
remember that not everyone can 
taste the victory when they 
haven't even taken the bite of 
life. (Wow, that was deep.) Get 
involved, you just might surprise 
yourself. 



TRe Clarion ValTis ciif f eiitly 

taking applications for the 

following positions for the 

1994 spring semester: 

jManaging Editor Advertising Manager 

News Editor Ad Design Manager 

Sports Editor Business Manager 

{Photography Editor Copy and Design Editor 

**These are all paid positions and are open to any 

undergraduate student at the university. 
♦♦Interested students can pick up an application at 

the Clarion Call office in 270 Gemmell. 
♦*The deadline for application submission is 

Monday, November 8, 1993. 
**For more information call the Clarion Call office 

at 226-2380. 
**These positions are for the spring 1994 semester 

only. 
**A11 majors welcome. 



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Dave Barry 

I The inscrutable midwest: Weirdsville, USA 



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Lately a lot of media attention 
has been focused on the Mideast, 
so I felt that it would be a good 
idea to go out and personally 
review the situation in the 
Midwest. Here is my report: 

FRIDAY I arrive in 

Champaign, 111., and proceed to 
the University of Illinois 
agriculture school, which I am 
able to locate easily b«:ause I have 
clear directions, plus I can smell it. 
I am greeted by Dan Weber and 
Jeana McAllister, two alert readers 
who wrote me a letter claiming 
that the university has cows with 
research portholes installed in their 
sides. Enclosed with the letter was 
a photograph of Dan with his right 
arm up to his shoulder inside a 
cow. 

I'm not sure that I should shake 
his hand. 

Dan and Jeana inU'oduce me to 
George Fahey, professor of animal 
sciences, who informs me that the 
holes are installed because 
scientists are very interested in 
finding out what goes on inside the 
cow digestive system. (I already 
know what goes on: Cows convert 
grass into cow poop. But I'm not 
going to spoil the surprise for 
scientists.) 

Fahey leads me to a cow named 
"Fussbudget," who is very large, a 
cud-chewing aircraft carrier. In 
Fussbudget's left side is a porthole, 
maybe eight inches in diameter, 
with a rubber plug in it. Fahey tells 
me that Fussbudget doesn't mind 
the p<vthole, but Tm not so sure. If 
I were a huge hoofed animal, and 
humans had put a porthole in my 
stomach, I'd PRETEND not to 
mind, but I'd definitely be plotting 
to stomp some random human 
until he had no more skeletal 
structure than a bag of grits. 

"What gender is Fussbudget?" I 
ask. 

"He used to be a boy," says 
Laura Bauer, a lab technician. 

So Fussbudget has TWO reasons 
to want revenge. Now Bauer is 
removing Fussbudget's plug. An 
now she is REACHING INTO 
THE HOLE. 

"You can see what he just ate," 
says Bauer, puUing out some dark- 
green material. 

"Gack," I remark. 

But it's clear that these people 
expect me to put my hand inside 
the cow. Apparently this is a 
traditional agricultural gesture of 
hospitality. I put on a long plastic 
glove and approach Fussbudget, 
who is eyeing me with a giant cow 
eyeball. 

'I have nothing to do with 
agriculture," I tell him. Squinting 
hard now, I stick my hand into the 
mass of dark-green glop. It feels, 
to use a scientific term, really 
yucky in there. It's also warm. In 
fact, it's almost HOT. Plus, I can 
smell methane. Fearing an 
explosion (scientists call this "The 
Big Moo"), I pull my arm out. 

This is when Tom Nash, 
manager of the Beef Research 
Farm, tells me about a recent 
incident wherein a 4-H Club was 



checking out Fussbudget's interior, 
and Fussbudget coughed, and a 
young man standing in front of the 
porthole was covered with 
stomach contents. 

"If he had a date that night," says 
Nash, "he didn't anymore." 

"Ha ha!" I say, backing away 
from the hole. 

I leave the University of Illinois 
with a new appreciation of the 
benefits that agriculture will 
someday provide, especially in the 
field of interrogating captured 
spies. ("Tell us who your contact 
is! We have ways to make this cow 
cough.") 

Saturday I am now 30 miles 

down the road in Areola, 111., to 
attend the annual Broom Corn 
Festival. Areola has long been a 
major power in the broom 
industry; it also boasts the world's 
largest rocking chair, the world's 
largest collection of brooms and 
brushes, and the world's only 
combination bowling alley and 
gourmet French restaurant. I am 
not making any of this up. 

I am here to march in the Broom 
Com Parade with Areola's world- 
famous Lawn Rangers, a top 
precision lawn mower drill team. 
This is my third year as a Ranger. 
I've tried to talk my wife into 
going to the Broom Cora Festival 
with me, but she resists. 

"It's just a bunch of guys who 
drink beer and push lawn mowers 
around and act juvenile," she says. 
"Yes!" I say, not unoo-standing 
her point. 

Anyway, the Rangers do more 
than just "push lawn mowers 
around." We also carry brooms, 
and we perfcm precision broom- 
and-lawn-mower maneuvers, such 
as the extremely difficult (for us, 
anyway) "Cross and Toss." Plus, 
this year we are marchinp, with - 
get ready — a 10-foot-high painted 
concrete statue of Elvis. It 
belongs to Clark and Sandy 
Staford of Seneca, 111., and it is 
available for rent. It's mounted on 
a trailer, facing backward, and it 
weighs 5,000 pounds, almost as 
much as The King himself near the 
end. 

It's difficult, using mere words, 
to describe the scene as the 
Rangers, more than 50 strong, 
stride in two columns down the 
parade route, pushing our mowers 
in front of us, raising our brooms 
on high at the command "Brooms 
Up!"; meanwhile, bringing up the 
rear, glinting in the Midwestern 
sun, is: Elvis' giant concrete butt. 
VERY EARLY SUNDAY 

MORNING After an evening 

of fellowship with the Lawn 
Rangers, I return lo my room at 
the Areola Inn, which is also 
where Elvis is staying. Looking 
out my window, I can see him on 
his trailer in the parking lot, 
looking into the distance, as if 
waiting for somebody to deliver a 
giant concrete pizza. I reflect back 
on my trip - on Elvis, the Lawn 
Rangers and Fussbudget the cow. 
Things are good here in the 
Midwest. Weird, but good. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Page 5 



News 



• 

Parking Committee reviews suggestions 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Writer 



In response to the growing and 
frustrating parking problem. 
Student Senate has composed a 
Parking Conmiittee to hopefully 
curtail and review the current 
complaints. 

During the October 19 meeting 
of the Parking Committee, 
possible solutions were 
suggested and rejected. 

The idea of parking in the area 
between Ralston and Givan was 
proposed but due to the 
inadequate roadway width, the 
idea was quickly eliminated. 

One parking adjustment that 
was recommended and approved 
will be the relocation of the 
chain across Tippin Road. 
According to the Parking 
Committee minutes,, "the chain 
will be moved up the hill and 
placed just below the road 
leading from the Day Care 
Center which will allow extra 
cars to parallel park along the 
roadway." 

Another proposed change 
concerns the issue of overnight 
parking. A new plan would 
allow for a storage lot for cars 
and cut down on the problem of 
park lot overcrowding. Also the 
idea of issuing temporary 
permits is being discussed. 




Joey Payne / Clarion Call 
Clarion University's parking problems continue to plague students. The Student Senate 
Parking Committee is studying suggestions to lessen the heavy traffk; on campus. 



The Parking Committee 
minutes state that "currently an 
individual is limited to receiving 
three temporary permits per 
semester. However, Public 
Safety's computer system does 
not have sufficient programming 
to monitor this." 

Additional solutions will be 
addressed at the November 



meeting. 

Currently, there are 
approximately 1,016 employee 
permits distributed and 1, 591 
student permits sold bringing 
that number to 2,607 parking 
spots needed for the campus. 
Clarion University has 
approximately 1,600 available 
spots. 



Parking Committee member 
Jim Junger says "parking lot W 
has been a large problem. There 
is a problem with upper 
classmen buying tickets for 
freshman since you're not 
required to show registration or 
IM-oof of ownership." 

Junger also commented on the 
number of available faculty spots 



verses the number of student 
spots. "The problem is you can't 
deny a faculty member a parking 
spot because they are a necessary 
part of this institution. They are 
required to come here, it's their 
job so we really can't deny any 
of their spots." 

Although Clarion University 
issues a great number of tickets 
weekly, it is not as strict as other 
nearby universities. I.U.P. allows 
no parking on campus with the 
exception of commuters. 

Even if you live on campus 
you are denied the privilege of 
parking on campus. They allot 
250 spots that are available at 
$50 a semester and there is a 
lottery drawing to receive one. 

Shippensburg University 
requires a minimum of 60 credits 
for a spot in a reserved lot and 
only offers a storage lot for 
freshmaii and sophomores. 
* Commuting students are 
especially aware of the parking 
problems at CUP. The daily 
search for a parking space is one 
of their mpst voiced complaints. 
The Parking Committee 
greatly stresses that they 
welcome suggestions or 
complaints at anytime. 

Students with suggestions or 
complaints should contact Jim 
Junger at the Senate office 226- 
2318. 



X 



Clarion area AIDS Alliance receives major grant 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



The Northwest Pennsylvania 
Rural AIDS Alliance 
(NWPRAA) located in room 
202, Egbert Hall at Clarion 
University, has received over 
$315,000 in grants to continue 
programs in 1993-94. 

The NWPRAA offers 
HIV/AIDS services to 
individuals in the 13 county 
region of northwest 
Pennsylvania which includes the 
counties of Cameron, Clarion, 
Clearfield, Crawford, Elk, brie, 
Forest, Jefferson, Lawrence, 
McKean, Mercer, Venango and 
Warren. Services include: case 
management, hotline access, 
speakers bureau, conference 



calendar and grant money for 
cUent care. 

"Clarion University's 
involvement is solely 
administrative," said Dr. 
Woodrow Yeaney, director of the 
Small Business Development 
Center at Clarion University. 
"The Pennsylvania Department 
of Health was selected to 
coordinate the state-wide 
program and the funding goes 
through it." 

In addition to operating a four 
person office in 202 Egbert Hall, 
there are subcontracts for Erie 
and Mercer Counties, where four 
other persons are employed. A 
35 member board, some of 
whom are consumers (HIV 
positive or influenced by a HIV 



experience) and others who 
represent health care 
organizations and businesses, 
serve in a directory and advisory 
capacity to the NWPRAA. 

Kim Swab, program 
administrator, estimates that 
through the three offices 
approximately 150 people in 
northwest Pennsylvania are 
being served. The services are 
free of charge and are available 
to anyone residing in the region. 
All contacts are strictly 
confi(tential. 

"In the over two years that the 
NWPRAA has been functioning, 
we have had numerous growth 
and OTganizational p-oblems, but 
we have matured into a viable 
organization that is now 



performing the mission," said 
Yeaney. "The main reason for 
that organizational success has 
been the fact that we never 
forgot that we were established 
to service and care for the 
victims of this dreaded disease." 
In addition, the three offices 
offer nearly 237 seminars each 
year to health wganizations, high 
schools, university students, 
churches and social service 
organizations. Swab estimates 
that these seminars reached 
20,646 people. 

"The NWPRAA has no 
political agenoa, nor do we 
desire to function in an advocacy 
role," said Yeaney. "We want to 
get the truth about the disease to 
the population in our service area 



through preventative education." 

"The university has been very 
supportive and concerned about 
this epidemic," said Swab. "It 
has taken action to support our 
organization and to do as much 
as possible to provide the 
services needed." 

The Clarion office has three 
specifically trained case 
managers. 

Case managers provide 
assistance by helping people to 
obtain financial assistance, 
housing, transportation, medical 
and dental care, pharmaceuticals, 
and support. 

There is also limited funds 
available for pharmaceutical, 
physician, dental, and emergency 
care. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Attention 

Clarion University 

Residence Hall Students 



Special Wash Days 

250 Wash 
250 Dry 

Thursday, November 1 1 thru 
Sunday, November 14. 





Free Soap November 1 1 with prizes (T-shirts) 

& 
"How TO Wash" Booklets 



Compliments of ASI 



Maytag 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Page? 



False fire alarms plague dorms 



by Christy Williams 
News Writer 



Although there hasn't been an 
actual fire in a Clarion 
University residence hall since 
1980, the halls continue to be 
plagued with criminally pulled 
fire alarms that disturb every 
resident's sleep. 

In the month of Septemiber, 
1993, Wilkinson andCampbeU 
Halls both had one criminally 
pulled fire alarm, and Nair Hall 
had two. 

In the month of October, 
1993, Wilkinson's and Nair's 
total number of criminally 
pulled fire alarms rose to three, 
and Campbell's total remained 
unchanged. 

According to Dr. Martinazzi, 
Director of Public Safety, the 
campus police expect the 
numbers to continue rising until 



the end of the semester. These 
numbers exclude fire alarms that 
are initiated accidentally, such as 
by a maintenance worker or a 
surge in the power system. 

Martinazzi said, "Information 
from the students is the most 
prevalent way to catch a person 
who sets off a residence hall fire 
alarm." 

One student has already been 
disciplined for initiating a fire 
alarm since the beginning of this 
semester. 

Currently, Campbell Hall offers 
a one hundred dollar reward 
leading to the apprehension of a 
student who pulls a fire alarm. 
Wilkinson Hall offers a reward of 
fifty dollars, and Nair Hall offers 
a reward of ten dollars. 

In addition to these rewards, 
with Nair Hall as the first, the 
residence halls are initiating open 
forum meetings so that students 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Oct 22, through Oct. 
29, 1993. 

A van was reported vandalized in parking lot "A." Unknown actors 
smashed the driver side window. The van was in the parking space for 
approximately two days. The incident was reported to the insurance 
carrier of the owner. The incident happened sometime on Oct. 21 or 

22. 

if. 

On Oct. 23, a report of a theft from a van parked in the Gemmell lot 
was received by Public Safety. The alleged theft happened between 
the hours of 7:00 and 8:30 p.m. The following items were reported 
missing; Yamaha guitar, white finish, model number APX6, serial 
number 10306740, valued at $750; a guitar case, brown in color with 
a carpet-like cover; and an Ensoniq Keyboard, black with white keys, 
model number SQ-1, serial number 9920003701, valued at $1,800. 
Under investigation. 

A vehicle window was reported damaged when it appeared that an 
unknown person had thrown a bottle which smashed the window. The 
vehicle was parked in lot "Z, " below Chandler Dining Hall. Under 
investigation. 

On the evening of Oct. 24, two individuals were cited for Careless 
Driving after being observed operating their vehicle in a careless 
manner in parking lot "H." No time given. 

On Oct. 27, approximately 4:30 a.m., Public Safety received a call 
from a female student who indicated that she was sexually assaulted 
in her room by a known male student after they went to her room to 
talk. Un(kr investigation. 



If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



can voice their useful 
suggestions on how to reduce 
this annoying p-oblem. 

It has been estimated that 
over 9,000 institutional fires 
occur every year. Because of 
the commonness of the fire 
drills in the residence halls, 
students tend to take them 
Ughtly. If an actual fire were to 
occur, students may react laxly. 

In 1980, an internal fire 
occurred in 540 Wilkinson Hall. 
There were no injuries because 
everyone reacted quickly. 

Students who are tired of 
being bothered by the false fire 
alanns have been caught hiding 
in closets or under beds. "If a 
student fails to leave their 
room, sanctions will be 
imposed upon them," said 
Martinazzi. 

When a fire alarm has been 
initiated, a computer in the 
Public Safety building is 
immediately notified. If the 
officers were not informed 
beforehand that this was 
planned, a Public Safety officer 
must check to see if there is a 
fire. If there is no fire, they 




R. Thomas Henderson / Clarion Call 
People pulling the fire alarm stations continue to be a 
problem In resident halls. 



investigate the scene. They 
either reset the pull system or 
take the initiated smokehead 
down. Then, they must reset 
the entire system. 

"This seems like a whole lot 
of trouble to go through just 
because some kid pulls a 
prank." said Kerri McCool, 
Secondary Ed. English major. 

"If a student knows who is 



violating the sleep of others and 
has no respect for who they live 
with, they should turn that 
person in if they can. Public 
Safety is doing everything they 
can, but it's the students who can 

ultimately stop these 
unnecessary fire drills. 

"Someone can also be turned 
in anonymously." said 
Martinazzi. 



TV-5 situation clarified 



by Michelle Sparer 
Editor in Chief 



Dr. Henry Fueg, general 
manager of TV-5, has cited 
lack of quality in several 
station productions as reasons 
for indefinitely removing some 
of the programming from the 
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Shows like Hot Trax, 
Rendezvous, City Beat and 
TV-5 News, says Fueg, will 
come back on the air when 
everything "comes up to 
snuff." 

According to Dean Lemon, 
a graduate assistant at the 
station. Hot Trax is presently 
going through a reorganization 
process. "We are intenfionally 
regrouping with a new look 
and new design and new 
producing staff for Hot Trax." 

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pulled programs, TV-5's staff is 
planning better and organizing 
differently with more 
distribution of responsibility. 

Fueg added that Live Sports, 
Talk Around Town and 
Sportscenter 5 were not pulled 
off the air because the programs 
were "well planned, well 
organized and well thought out." 
Those programs that were 
pulled will go back on the 
viewing schedule when the 
standard is met, said Fueg. 

In the meantime, TV-5 is 
facing the prospect of an 
increased viewing audience 
within a year. According to 
Lemon, the station currently 
broadcasts to approximately 
3,000 homes. If everything goes 
well with TCI, TV-5 could reach 
around 30,000 homes sometime 
next year. 

When asked if he was excited 
about the prospect, Fueg replied, 
"It's terrifying," adding, 
however, that he feels it will be 
interesting. 

"I have no doubt that we will 
meet the challenge. We have 
some good students here." 



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Outside Clarion 



Packwood diaries tie up Senate 



courtesy of 
Associated /Vess 



Mrs. Clinton attacks insurers Oklahoma governor to quit 



Shuttle ends 14-day mission White House payroll released 



National 

Senate debates Packwood 
diaries 

Sen. Bob Packwood, accused 
of sexual harassment, struggled 
Mcmday to resist a subpoena for 
his personal diaries. One of the 
Senate's seven women members 
countered that siding with 
Packwood would send the 
message, "if you are harassed, 
keep quiet, say nothing." 

The ^bate raged on fcff nearly 
seven hours as committee 
Chairman Richard H. Bryan, D- 
Nev., fought for a lawsuit to 
enforce the panel's subpoena, 
saying the diaries had evidence 
of potential criminal conduct. 
Senators then quit for the night 
and decided to resume the 
arguments the next day. 

Nervous senators debated sex, 
privacy and allegations of 
possible criminal conduct in the 
historic effort to enforce the 
subpoena for the "very, very 
personal" diaries of the Oregon 
Republican. 

"The Ethics Conunittee cannot 
turn a blind eye" to potential 
violations of criminal law and 
standards of conduct, Bryan said 
in asserting a need for the 
diaries. 

Members of the panel rose one 
by one to quietly support the 
subpoena with statements in 
favor of opening the diaries. But 
the argument turned heated over 
Bryan's assertion last week that 
Packwood may have violated the 
law. 

"The chairman has labeled me 
all over this country as a 
criminal," complained 

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Hillary Clinton accused health 
insurance carriers Monday of 
waging a deceitful campaign 
against the Clinton socialist 
health plan to protect profits and 
preserve the abihty to cut people 
off when they get sick. 

"It is lime for you and for 
every American to stand up and 
say to the insurance industry, 
'Enough is enough. We want our 
health care system back, '" she 
told more than 2,000 
pediatricians. 

But the industry said it was the 
first lady who was guilty of 
deception and promised to press 
the $6.5 million advertising 
campaign that questions the 
Clinton plan. 

Court to clarify Miranda 
ruling 

The U.S. Supreme Court 
agreed Monday to set new 
boundaries for its landmark 
Miranda ruling on the rights of 
criminal suspects by deciding 
just who qualifies as a suspect 
and how police must respond to 
vague requests for a lawyer's 
help. 

The justices will use murder 
cases from California and South 
Carolina to clarify what is still 
an often-disputed part of law 
enforcement. Decisions are 
expected by spring. 

VA begins testing Gulf vets 

The Veteran's Affairs 
Department, responding to 
claims that Iraqi chemicals 
caused mysterious illnesses 
afflicting some Gulf War 
veterans, announced Monday it 
will begin testing veterans for 
chemical exposure. 

VA Secretary Jesse Brown said 
a pilot program will be started at 
the VA Medical Center in 
Birmingham, Ala., with testing 
conducted on veterans from 
Georgia and Alabama. 



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Gov. David Walters, who faced 
calls for his impeachment after 
he agreed to a plea bargain that 
dismissed eight counts of felony 
campaign violations, said 
Monday that he will not seek re- 
election. 

The first term Democrat, 
whose three years in office have 
been marked by turbulence and 
tragedy, had said he would make 
a re-election decision in 
December. 

Walters pleaded guilty to a 
misdemeanor Oct. 21, admitting 
he violated state campaign laws 
by encouraging a contributor to 
give $13,500 more than the 
$5,000 campaign limit. 

Eight felony counts, including 
six perjury charges were 
dismissed. He was fined $1,000 
and given a one-year deferred 
sentence and ordered to return 
unspent funds. 



The space shutUe Columbia 
glided to Earth Monday through 
a clear morning sky over the 
Mojave Desert as 35,000 
spectators cheered its 7:05 a.m. 
touchdoviTi at Edwards Air Force 
Base in California. 

After 14 days in oibit, tiie crew 
was carried off Columbia on 
stretchers to preserve the effects 
of weighUessness for tests that 
will be conducted on some of 
them for up to 45 days. 

Welfare limits approved 

The Clinton administration 
gave Wisconsin permission 
Monday to experiment with a 
two-year limit on welfare 
benefits and allowed Georgia to 
cap payments to families that 
have more children while on the 
welfare rolls. Both state 
govem(H^ promise success. 



Tense whispers and the 
indignant aackling of Page A15 
of The Washington Post broke 
the early morning quiet at the 
White House Monday. 

Salaries of nearly every White 
House employee filled the page. 

An embarrassment in any 
office, the publication of salaries 
angered some workers, 
embarrassed others, and was 
prime news inside the beltway. 
Never mind Haiti and Somalia; 
did you see what Dee Dee Myers 
makes? 

In a comical understatement, 
White House Press Secretary 
Dee Dee Myers said the list "has 
created a little curiosity." Her 
salary: $100,000. 

Of the 17 people listed witii 
salaries over $125,000, four are 
women. Of the 26 listed who 
make at least $100,000 but less 
than $125,000, 13 are women. 





courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Freshmen work soup kitchens 

Every freshmen entering 
Stonehill College in North 
Easton, Mass., is required to 
donate a day of their time St. 
Paul's soup kitchen, die Habitat 
for Humanity, a homeless 
shelter, or the Old Colony 
Hospice. 

"I don't know of any other 
college that does anything like 
this with its entire incoming 
(freshman) class," said the Rev. 
Dan Issing, the founder of tiie 
"Into die Streets" p-ogram. 

The two-year-old program is a 
mandatory part of the freshman 
orientation which is scheduled 
for two days. 

School officials say- they 
created the program to 
familiarize students with the 
conununity of North Easton and 
to make them aware of the social 
problems that exist in tne wc»'ld 
outside of college. 

"It's proving to be a very 
positive experience for everywie 
involved," Issing said. 



Education charitable 
support rises 

While contributions by 
corporations and their 
foundations to charitable causes 
in the United States declined in 
1992, donations to higher 
education rose a bit for the year. 

The Council For Aid To 
Education, based in New York 
City, estimated that in 1992 
higher education received 70 
percent of corporate education 
contributions at an estimated 
$1.7 billion. 

This figure is up less than one 
percent from $1.69 billion in 
1991. Overall charitable 
contributions declined one 
percent to $5.9 billion in 1992, 
die council said. 

Overall, all levels of education 
received $2.4 billion, a one 
percent increase over 1991. 

Education's share of total 
corporate contributions is 
estimated to have climbed from 
36 percent in 1963 to 41 percent 
currentiy. 

The council estimated that 
corporate contributions to 
education for 1993 will fall by 
four percent. 



Sales up at college bookstores 

The nation's college bookstores 
reported a huge increase, 222.4 
percent, in sales of custom- 
published or locally produced 
course materials in August 1993. 
The National Association of 
College Stores reported a 15.6 
percent average increase in total 
sales between August 1992 and 
August 1993, compared with 
14.3 percent from the previous 
period. 

New textbook sales rose 16.5 
percent, a smaller increase tiian 
in die 1991-92 accounting period 
(19.5 percent), while used 
textbook sales showed an 11.5 
percent increase, a littie higher 
when compared with 1991-92 
figures (9.2 percem). 

FSU fraternity 
president arrested 

Florida State University police 
arrested die president of Sigma 
Alpha Epsilon fraternity and 
charged him with obstruction of 
an officer's investigation, 
officials there said. 

John Patrick Morris was 
involved in an alcdiol case. 



Lifestyle 



Jazz legend makes special appearance 



by Anita Carbin 
Lifestyles Writer 



Come experience an evening 
of big band sounds with jazz leg- 
end, Maynard Ferguson on trum- 
pet. The internationally famous 
big band leader will be entertain- 
ing with his Big Bop Nouveau 
Band in Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium on Sunday, 
November 7 at 8 p.m. 

Clarion is privileged to have 
Ferguson take time from his 
heavy on-the-road itinerary. 
Ferguson tours with his band 
nine months of the year with 
almost nightiy performances at 
festivals, concert halls, jazz 
clubs and universities. He also 
makes guest appearances for 
symphonies and other special 
events. Ferguson is currently 
leaning heavily toward more tra- 
ditional jazz music and instru- 
mentation as he tours with his 
Big Bop Nouveau Band. 

Ferguson was born in 
Montreal, Quebec in 1928. He 
began exhibiting his musical tal- 
ents at the early age of four play- 
ing the violin and piano. He per- 
formed solo in the Canadian 
Broadcasting Company 

Orchestra as an eleven year-old 
child prodigy. The French 
Conservatory of Music enrolled 
him at age nine to receive formal 




University Relations photo 
Internationally famous trumpet legend Maynard Ferguson performs with his Big Bop 
Nouveau Band on November 7 in the Marwick-Boyd Auditoruim at 8 p.m. 

training. Armstrong," comments Ferguson makes time to person- 

"When people ask me who my Ferguson. ally encourage young musicians 

main influences were, I tell them A diree-time Grammy nonunee in die world of music education. 

my mother and Louis and "Downbeat" award winner. He uses his musical talents 



beyond trumpet playing as a 
composer, arranger, record pro- 
ducer and instrument designer. 

Ferguson started his own jazz 
and dance band by age sixteen. 
He made his United States debut 
with the Boyd Ralbum and in 
1948. In die 1950s, he dazzled 
the jazz world in the Stan 
Kenton Band with Charlie 
Bamett and Jimmy Dorsey. For 
three years following Kenton, he 
was first-call studio trumpeter 
and recorded film soundtracks 
for Paramount including "The 
Ten Commandments." 

The recording of "Gonna Fly 
Now" from die original "Rocky" 
movie pushed Ferguson into 
"pop" demand. He achieved a 
top 10 single, a gold album and 
three Grammy nominations in 
1978. 

"I'm a person of change and I 
must be honest to my artistry and 
my creativity," says Ferguson. 
"That's part of the word jazz. . 
•it's an adventure." 

Maynard Ferguson's appear- 
ance is sponsored by the 
University Activities Board. 
Tickets are $5 for adults, $3 for 
children under 12 and free for 
Clarion University students. For 
additional information call 226- 
2312. For tickets call 226-2459 
or for group ticket information 
call 226-1865. 



Challenges of modern women faced at conference 



by Anji Brown 
Lifestyles Writer 



This is a group of individuals 
who strive to make a difference 
in die lives of others. They are 
on a nussion to cast away igno- 
rance and shed light on impor- 
tant issues that are affecting 
young women today. 

The organization these women 
belong to is known as the 
Pennsylvania State System of 
Higher Education (SSHE) 
Women's Consatium. 

During SSHE's existence, die 
consortium has become a major 
woman's lobbying power with 
offices of the chancellor and 
unions. They have also brought 
about reform in such areas as 
sexual harrassment, women's 
centers, women's studies and 
child care. They also researched 
and published statistical informa- 



tion concerning the status of fac- 
ulty women in Pennsylvania 
SSHE. They also founded and 
hosted five annual leadership 
institutes for undergraduate 
women and have been instru- 
mental in establishing presiden- 
tial commissions on women at 
each SSHE campus. 

Clarion welcomes die SSHE 
Women's Consortium's 13th 
annual conference from 
November 4-6. The dieme of the 
conference is "Collaboration, 
Subversion or Revolution?" 

The SSHE workshops for 
Friday are from 11:00 to 11:50 
a.m. and from 2:00 to 2:50 p.m. 
These include "African- 
American women's perspec- 
tives," in Gemmell Multi- 
purpose room, in which African- 
American women collaborate in 
an open-forum to convey a mes- 



sage to majority women that 
"our diverseness only adds to our 
nation's richness." 

"Sex and die Returning Adult 
Student," room 248 Gemmell, is 
a hands-on program where such 
topics such as sexual harrass- 
ment in the academic setting, 
dating issues such as AIDS and 
date rape and the question of 
professors dating students will 
be discussed. 

"Sexual Behavior: What's 
going on at Clarion University," 
room 250 Gemmell, is an honest, 
interactive discussion workshop 
about sexual behaviors on and 
off the campus. 

"Revolutions that worked: 
Students Togedier Against Rape 
(STAR)" traces die growdi of the 
STAR organization. 

The final workshop to be held 
on Friday is "Homophobia: 



Sources and Solutions," which 
deals widi homophobia on cam- 
pus and in society at large. 

On Saturday, November 6, die 
following workshops will be 
held at the Holiday Inn: 
"Women and Men: Where are 
we coming from and where are 
we going?" and "Building Self- 
Confidence" among many other 
workshops to be held by SSHE. 

For the first time at this confer- 
ence, a mincffity women's caucus 
will be included. This wUl iden- 
tify minority women's needs, 
concerns and issues and intends 
to provide an opportunity to 
develop and support agendas 
committed to cross-cultured 
understanding. 

Vivien Ng, die keynote speak- 
er of die conference, is an associ- 
ate professor of history and 
women's studies at the 



University of Oklahoma. She is 
also President of the National 
Women's Studies Association 
and serves on the Board of 
Directors at the Center for 
Lesbian and Gay Studies. 

Ng's keynote address is 
"Integrating our institutional, 
professional and personal revolu- 
tions." As workshop facilitator 
for die President's Commissions 
on die Status of Women, she will 
present "The mission: Colla- 
boration for Actualization." 

Virginia Schaefer is known 
nationally for her monologue 
portrayals of Susan B. Andiony. 
Schaefer is to perform "Mother 
Mary Jones" at die Friday lun- 
cheon in Chandler Dining Hall. 

All workshops are free to stu- 
dents. Shuttle service will be 
provided to and from the 
Holiday Inn at no charge. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Musical terrorists take the hardcore scene 



by John Martinec 
Lifestyles Writer 



Names like "punk rock," 
"heavy metal," "alternative," 
"hardcore," "industrial" and 
"grunge" are words used to 
describe the last bastion of beau- 
ty left in a worid fascinated with 
the perverse. 

What they refer to is music. 
Out of a sea of clever marketing 
that tries to disguise this greasy 
kid's stuff as something more 
than just noise rises Love Jones 
who declare themselves as the 
"champions of the possibilities 
that music one offered. . .and 
shall again. 

Love Jones was formed in the 
spring of 1990 by singer/percus- 
sionist Ben Daughtrey and 
bassist Barry Thomas. 
Daughtrey was formerly a mem- 
ber of such "alternative" groups 
as Squirrel Bait, False Prophets 
and most recently, the 
Lemonheads. 

During his rime with these 
groups, Daughtrey had all but 
ruined his hearing and finally 
reached his limits when it came 
to the funny haircuts, nose-rings, 
vomit and the attitude. He and 
recovering "punk rocker" 
Thomas wanted to write and per- 
form real songs, but most impor- 
tantly, they wanted to atone for 
their previous sins as rock-n- 
roUers. 

Daughtrey and Thwnas joined 
forces with three young men 
who shared in their desire to cre- 
ate a different sound. 
Singer/guitarist Chris Hawpe, 




university Relations photo 

Love Jones clockwise from top: Stuart Johnson, drums, percussion and vocals; Ben 
Daugherty, vocals, congas, bongos and percussion; Jonathan Palmer, vocals; Chris 
Hawpe, vocals and guitars; Barry Thomas, bass guitar and vocals. 

former "hardcore" afficionado, helped to give birth to the Love nova style and real rhythm and 
Jonathan Palmer, who still suf- Jones Formula. blues. Love Jones took their 

fers from "heavy metal" flash- This formula is a mixture of an music to the most unlikely of 
backs, rounded off the group and amalgam of doo wop pop, bossa audiences. . .the very same noise 



rock crowd they had just fled 
from. The road they chose to 
take to bring this music to the 
public was not always an easy 
one for Love Jones, but the per- 
suasive power of the ^^roup trans- 
formed more than a few head- 
bangers into samba-crazed 
sophisticates. 

After a year of playing tiieir 
music in every strip club in their 
home town of Louisville, 
Kentucky, the band decided to 
set Uieir sights on a new higher 
goal, Hollywood. "Fight the 
devils on their own ground," 
Johnson cried, believing that 
Hollywood is the wellspring 
from which the vile and virulent 
strains of "rock" came. 

Zoo Entertainment took in the 
group and "Here's to the Losers," 
Love Jones debut long player for 
the label, emerged as the mani- 
festo of a movement. Other hit 
songs include "Ohio River," "Li'l 
"Black Book," "Paid for 
Loving," "Bacchus Gin," 
"FragUe," and "Pineapple." 

The musical values that made 
this country great can be found 
in "Here's to the Losers." Ron 
O'Brien, who has worked v.ith 
such "rock" acts as Talking 
Heads, Aerosmith and Suzanne 
Vega, co-produced and engi- 
neered the album. This album 
was also produced in the same 
studio where Nat King Cole and 
Elvis Presley performed. 

By mixing Uie styles of old. 
Love Jones takes their place as 
the group that stepped out of the 
bounds of mainstream. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



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in November with the sounds of 
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Music Concert" will be per- 
formed by music faculty mem- 
bers. The recital is free and open 
to the public. 



President Reinhard will present 
'4' 33"" for piano by John Cage 
as one of the highlights of the 
concert 

Guest performers Margaret 
Wells and Karen Hetrick will 
join faculty member Dr. Lisa 
Johnson for a flute performance 
of "Canon" by Elliott Carter. 

Janet Berberian, another guest 
performer will sing during the 
premier performance of "Two 
Songs" composed by Dr. Lisa 
Johnson. The songs are set to 



poetry of Phil Terman of 
Venango campus. Berberian 
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piano. Dr. Brent Register on 
English Horn and Johnson on 
clarinet. Amrod will also 
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Springfield, Massachusetts 
charged wheelchair-bound 
Anthony C. Garafolo with rob- 
bing a Northeast Savings Bank. 
The robber demanded money, 
received $2,500, then wheeled 
himself outside where he was 
picked up by a man driving a 
getaway van. Included in 
Garafolo's criminal record is the 
robbery of the same bank in 
1990 and the robbery of a liquor 
stOTe, during which he was shot 
in the back and paralyzed. (His 
lawsuit against the liquor store, 
for paralyzing him, was settled 
out of court.) 



-In September, police in Chiba, 
Japan announced the inuninent 
arrests of three men for selling 
schoolgirls' used underpants in 
vending machines at a price of 
about $30 for a set of three. The 
men are accused of violating the 
Antique Dealings Act, which 
regulates the sales of used goods. 

-Gary Richards, founder of a 
Jupiter, Florida company that 
sells lifelike models of human 
feet for $74.95 a pair, told the 
Palm Beach Post in March that 
he sells about 150 pairs a month 
to the 4,000 or so foot fetishists 
who subscribe to his 
catalog/newsletter. Fantasy Foot 
News. A sideline is that women 
who model their feet for 




Richards also furnish their used 
shoes for sale to customers. 
"Most guys are into the odor," 
said Richards, "so we wrap (the 
shoes) in plastic. The odor will 
stay for a long time if you keep it 
in plastic and then steam it when 
you want to use it." 

-Among the products recently 
brought to market: "PooPets," 
animal figurines made of cow 
manure supposedly hand-made 
by the Amish in Lancaster, 
Pennsylvania and placed in 
flower pots as an attractive fertil- 
izer; handcrafted dog beds (start- 
ing at $900, plus another $250 
for the draperies to hang from 
the four-posted models) from the 
New York designer Joseph 

Cuhural Diversity Week feature 



Biunno; "Fudge on Fire," fudge 
laced with hot peppers from the 
Fudge Farm in Paso Robles, 
California; and caskets cus- 
tomized in colors of 
Southeastern Conference foot- 
ball teams from Loretto Casket 
Co. in Tennessee. 

-Among the products offered 
for sale by members of Japan's 
Chindogu Society (an invention 
support group) and reported 
recently by Details magazine 
are: "Puss in Boots," a set of 
four dust slippers enabling cats 
to dust your floor while they 
walk around; water-filled com- 
partments that strap on your legs, 
enabling you to wash clothes by 
walking vigorously; a rack worn 
on your back, secured by a 
shoulder brace on which clothing 
can be hung to dry while you 
bicycle about; and a flashlight 
powered by solar panels. 

-Two men suspected of com- 
mitting armed robberies, auto 



thefts and kidnapping in 
Arkansas, Oklahoma and 
Tennessee had their photographs 
nationally distributed by law 
enforcement agencies (and on 
the TV program "America's 
Most Wanted") after police in 
Clarksville, Arkansas recovered 
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themselves while visiting Elvis' 
Graceland mansion and had left 
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in the former Yugoslavia. A 
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'(c)1993 Universal Press 
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Understanding different cultures 
can lead to respect and friendship 



by Phil DiFrancesco 
Lifestyles Writer 



University Relations photo 
Michael Moats and Ric Frederick present "Something 
Strange is Going on Tonight" this Saturday, November 6 at 
8 p.m. at the Hart Chapel. Admission is free, however, this 
presentation contains adult-oriented material. No children, 
please. (If you like Barney, this means you.) 



Exposing yourself to different 
cultures is an essential part of 
becoming a well-rounded per- 
son. Clarion offers this type of 
exposure and you don't even 
have to pay an extra fee to get it 

Clarion may not offer a great 
amount of cultural diversity, but 
it does offer enough so that there 
is a mixture of cultures and eth- 
nic backgrounds to learn more 
about other people. 

This in turn can help lead to a 
decrease in racial and ethnic 
slurs. The more you know about 
people that are different from 
you, the less you are intimidated 
by them. 

Academic Affairs puts the offi- 
cial enrollment at Clarion 
University this fall at 5,881 



undergraduate and graduate stu- 
dents. The breakdown of stu- 
dents shows 174 African- 
American students (down from 
181 last fall). White, non- 
Hispanic is down from last fall 
to 5,576 and only six American- 
Indian students this fall, down 
from nine last year. 

Asian-American students total 
30, and that is down just one 
from last year. International stu- 
dents talley up at 84, down 39 
from last year to reach a ten-year 



low. 

If you compare the statistics 
from the other area state schools 
(Slippery Rock and lUP) with 
Clarion, the percentages of 
minority and international stu- 
dents are roughly the same; they 
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Musical terrorists take the hardcore scene 



by John Martinec 
Ufestyli's \\riti'r 



Names like "punk rock." 
"heavy metal, " "alternative," 
"hardcore." "industrial" and 
"grunge" are words used to 
describe the last bastion of beau- 
ty left in a world fascinated with 
the per\erse. 

What they refer to is music. 
Out of a sea of clever marketing 
that tries to disguise this greasy 
kid's stuff as something more 
than just noise rises Love Jones 
who declare themselves as the 
"champions of the possibilities 
that music one offered. . .and 
shall again. 

Love Jones was formed in the 
spring of 1990 by singer/percus- 
sionist Ben Daughtrey and 
bassist Barry Thomas. 
Daughu-ey was formerly a mem- 
ber of such "alternative" groups 
as Squirrel Bait, False Prophets 
and most recently, the 
Lemonheads. 

During his time with these 
groups, Daughtrey had all but 
ruined his hearing and finally 
reached his limits when it came 
to the funny haircuts, nose-rings, 
vomit and the attitude. He and 
recovering "punk rocker" 
Thomas wanted to write and per- 
form real songs, but most impor- 
tantly, they wanted to atone for 
their previous sins as rock-n- 
roUers. 

Daughtrey and Thomas joined 
forces with three young men 
who shared in their desire to cre- 
ate a different sound. 
Singer/guitarist Chris Hawpe, 




University Relations photo 

Love Jones clockwise from top: Stuart Johnson, drums, percussion and vocals; Ben 
Daugherty, vocals, congas, bongos and percussion; Jonathan Palmer, vocals; Chris 
Hawpe, vocals and guitars; Barry Thomas, bass guitar and vocals. 

former "hardcore" afficionado. helped to give birth to the Love nova style and real rhythm and 

Jones Formula. blues. Love Jones took their 

This formula is a mixture of an music to the most unlikely of 

amalgam of doo wop pop, bossa audiences. . .the very same noise 



Jonathan Palmer, who sUll suf- 
fers from "heavy metal" flash- 
backs, rounded off the group and 



rock crowd they had just fled 
from. The road they chose to 
lake to bring this music to the 
public was not always an easy 
one for Love Jones, but the per- 
suasive power of the yroup trans- 
formed more than a few head- 
bangers into samba-crazed 
sophisticates. 

After a year of playing their 
music in every strip club in their 
home town of Louisville, 
Kentucky, the band decided to 
set their sights on a new higher 
goal, Hollywood. "Fight the 
devils on their own ground," 
Johnson cried, believing that 
Hollywood is the wellspring 
from which the vile and virulent 
strains of "rock" came. 

Zoo Entertainment took in the 
group and "Here s to the Losers," 
Love Jones debut long player for 
the label, emerged as the mani- 
festo of a movement. Other hit 
songs include "Ohio River," "Li'l 
"Black Book," "Paid for 
Loving," "Bacchus Gin," 
"FragUe," and "Pineapple." 

The musical values that made 
this country great can be found 
in "Here's to the Losers." Ron 
O'Brien, who has worked v.ith 
such "rock" acts as Talking 
Heads, Aerosmith and Suzanne 
Vega, co-produced and engi- 
neered the album. This album 
was also produced in the same 
studio where Nat King Cole and 
Elvis Presley performed. 

By mixing the styles of old. 
Love Jones takes their place as 
the group that stepped out of the 
bounds of mainstream. 



River City Brass Band 
featuring The Greener Grass bluegrass quartet in 
American Celebration November concert series 
celebrating American Music Week and John Philip 

Sousa's birthday 

November 5-14 at 8 p.m. 
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A contemporary faculty music 
recital has been scheduled to ring 
in November with the sounds of 
music. 

On Sunday, November 7 at 
3:15 in the Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium, "Contemporary 
Music Concert" will be per- 
formed by music faculty mem- 
bers. The recital is free and open 
to the public. 



President Reinhard will present 
"4' 33"" for piano by John Cage 
as one of the highlights of the 
concert. 

Guest performers Margaret 
Wells and Karen Hetrick will 
join faculty member Dr. Lisa 
Johnson for a flute performance 
of "Canon" by Elliott Carter. 

Janet Berberian, another guest 
performer will sing during the 
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By Chuck Shepherd 



-In September, police in 
Springfield, Massachusetts 
charged wheelchair-bound 
Anthony C. Garafolo with rob- 
bing a Northeast Savings Bank. 
The robber demanded money, 
received $2,500, then wheeled 
himself outside where he was 
picked up by a man driving a 
getaway van. Included in 
Garafolo' s criminal record is the 
robbery of the same bank in 
1990 and the robbery of a Uquor 
store, during which he was shot 
in the back and paralyzed. (His 
lawsuit against the liquor store, 
for paralyzing him, was settled 
out of court.) 



-In September, police in Chiba, 
Japan announced the imminent 
arrests of three men for selling 
schoolgiris' used underpants in 
vending machines at a price of 
about $30 for a set of three. The 
men are accused of violating the 
Antique Dealings Act, which 
regulates the sales of used goods. 
-Gary Richards, founder of a 
Jupiter, Florida company that 
sells lifelike models of human 
feet for $74.95 a pair, told the 
Palm Beach Post in March that 
he sells about 150 pairs a month 
to the 4,000 or so foot fetishists 
who subscribe to his 
catalog/newsletter. Fantasy Foot 
News. A sideUne is that women 
who model their feet for 




Richards also furnish their used 
shoes for sale to customers. 
"Most guys are into the odor," 
said Richards, "so we wrap (the 
shoes) in plastic. The odor will 
stay for a long time if you keep it 
in plastic and then steam it when 
you want to use it." 

-Among the products recently 
brought to market: "PooPets," 
animal figurines made of cow 
manure supposedly hand-made 
by the Amish in Lancaster, 
Pennsylvania and placed in 
flower pots as an atu^ctive fertil- 
izer; handcrafted dog beds (start- 
ing at $900, plus another $250 
for the draperies to hang from 
the four-posted models) from the 
New York designer Joseph 

Cultural Diversity Week feature 



Biunno; "I'udge on l-'ire," fudge 
laced with hot peppers from the 
Fudge Farm in Paso Robles, 
California; and caskets cus- 
tomized in colors of 
Southeastern Conference foot- 
ball teams from Loretto Casket 
Co. in Tennessee. 

-Among the prcxlucts offered 
for sale by members of Japan's 
Chindogu Society (an invention 
support group) and reported 
recently by Details magazine 
are: "Puss in Boots," a set of 
four dust slippers enabling cats 
to dust your floor while they 
walk around; water-filled com- 
partments that suap on your legs, 
enabling you to wash clothes by 
walking vigorously; a rack worn 
on your back, secured by a 
shoulder brace on which clothing 
can be hung to dry while you 
bicycle about; and a flashlight 
powered by solar panels. 

-Two men suspected of com- 
mitting armed robberies, auto 



thefts and kidnapping in 
Arkansas, Oklahoma and 
Tennessee had their photographs 
nationally distributed by law 
cnlorcemcnt agencies (and on 
the TV program "America's 
Most Wanted") after police in 
C kirks ville, Arkansas recovered 
snapshots the two had taken of 
themselves while visiting I-lvis' 
Grace land mansion and had left 
behind at the scene of one of 
their crimes. 

-A Tokyo company announced 
in July that it will market videos 
consisting solely of the corpses 
of torture victims from the war 
in the former Yugoslavia. A 
company spokesman said that, 
although "Japanese have feelings 
of love even after someone 
dies," he thought the videos 
would be popular because only 
foreigners' bodies would be 
shown. 

•(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Understanding different cultures 
can lead to respect and friendship 



by Phil DiFrancesco 
Lifestyles Writer 



University Relations photo 
Michael Moats and Ric Frederick present "Something 
Strange is Going on Tonight" this Saturday, November 6 at 
8 p.m. at the Hart ChapeL Admission is free, however, this 
presentation contains adult-oriented material. No children, 
please. (If you like Barney, this means you.) 



Exposing yourself to different 
cultures is an essential part of 
becoming a well-rounded per- 
son. Clarion offers this type of 
exposure and you don't even 
have to pay an extra fee to get it. 

Clarion may not offer a great 
amount of cultural diversity, but 
it does offer enough so that there 
is a mixture of cultures and eth- 
nic backgrounds to learn more 
about other people. 

This in turn can help lead to a 
decrease in racial and ethnic 
slurs. The more you know about 
people that are different from 
you, the less you are intimidated 
by them. 

Academic Affairs puts the offi- 
cial enrollment at Clarion 
University this fall at 5,881 



undergraduate and graduate stu- 
dents. The breakdown of stu- 
dents shows 174 African- 
American students (down from 
181 last fall). White, non- 
Hispanic is down from last fall 
to 5,576 and only six American- 
Indian students this fall, down 
from nine last year. 

Asian- American students total 
30, and that is down just one 
from last year. International stu- 
dents talley up at 84, down 39 
from last year to reach a ten-year 



low. 

If you compare the statistics 
from the other area slate schools 
(Slippery Rock and lUP) with 
Clarion, the percentages of 
minority and international stu- 
dents are roughly the same; they 
are all under 5 percent. 

Nonetheless, the more cultural 
diversity the better. The more 
one understands someone the 
easier it is to respect them which 
may eventually decrease the 
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New*q 



Full Hou*e q 



New*q 



Roaeanne q 



NBC New* 



***'/? Greystoke: The Legend of Tarzan, Lord of the Apes' (1984) 



PGA Golf Kapalua International -■ First Round. From Kapalua Resort. Maul, Hawaii 



Pyramid 



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**V} "Three on a Couch {)%6, Comedy) Jerry Lewis. 



** 



"Rocket Gibraltar" (1996 



Muppet* ICraiy Kid* 



Bun Lancaster. PC 



Hey Dude (R)|Gut* 



** Triplecross" (1986, Comedy-Drama) Ted Wass. 



Nlnja TufMe* INInta Turlle* 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardyl q 



Cop*q 



CBS New* 



Ro*eanne g 



Jeopardyl g 



7:30 



8:00 



8:30 



** "Critters 4" (1992) Don Opper. 'PG-13 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am. Journal 



Married... 



Wh. Fortune 



Major Dad g 



Ml«*lng Pereon* (In Stereo) 
Mad-You iWlngag 



In the Heat of the Night g 



In the Heat of the Night g 



Simpaon* q 



Mad-You 



SIntwdg 



WIngag 



** "Rocket Gibraltar" (1988) Burt Lancaster. PG' 
Sport*center | College Football: Texas at Houston. (Live) 



9:00 



9:30 



10:00 



"Final Round" (1993) Lorenzo Lamas. 



Matlocfc "The Last Laugh " 
Seinfeld g |Fra»ler tj ~ 



Top Cop* (In Stereo) g 



Top Cop* (In 



In Color 



Stereo) g 



Seinfeld g 



Herman 



Fra»ler g 



10:30 



Primethne Uw q 



Comedy Jam 



LA. Law (In Stereo) q 
Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 
Mama |Mama 



LA Law (In Stereo) q 



11:00 



Inalde the NFL (In Stereo) 



New*q 



New* 



New*q 



In Color 



New*q 



wioata. 



**V2 "Immediate Family" (1989) Glenn Close. 'PG-13' q 



*** "I Never Sang tor My Father" (1970) 



What You Do 



Supermarfcet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Ready or Not 



BuUwInkle 



Un»olved Myeterie* 



Murder, She Wrote q 



***V2 "The Magnificent Seven" (1960. Western) Yul Bryntyr, 

" SpofUcwter 



11:30 



12:00 



"Interceptor" 



Cheer* Q [Nlghttee q 
Tontfit Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Slww (In I 



Edition 



itereo)q 



Late Show q 
in CofcK Hove Con. 
Tonlgiit Show (In Stereo) q 



**'/; "Samantha" (1992. Comedy) Martha Plimpton. PG 



The Disappearance of Christina" (1993) John Stamo*. 



**V2 ■She-Devil" (1989) Meryl Streep. q 



Partridge [Get Smart 



L.A. Law g 



Dragnet 



Fatality 



Bob Newliait 



Wm MiscNef" (1987) 'R' 



Wlngaq 



*Vi "Necromancer" (1989, Horror) 'R' 



** TaffcOT' Dkly After Dark" (1991) R' 



M.T. Moore |M.T. Moore 



*» "Rimaway Heart" (1990, Comedy) Jill Eikent)erry. 



VanPylw 



Wlwgeq 



Auto Racing 



OddCowIe 



** "Angel m Red" imn 
"Project Shadowchaser 



Lucy Show 



IMaolved My»ttrie« 



A. HHchcodc 



Mytterie* I 



FRIDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 5. 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



(3:15) •Pro<oco/' (1984) q 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nest [Cheer* q 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Le* Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Cop»q 



(2:00) 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



5:00 



Remaln*-Day 



New«q 



Coach q 



QeraMo 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



**V2 "Diving In" (1990) Matt Adier. 



New*q 



New* 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Animaniac* 



Newaq 



Batman q 



Newaq 



New* 



New* 



ABC New* 



NBC New* 



CBS News 



New*q 



Full Houae q 



New* q 



Ro«eanne q 



NBC New* 



*** 'From the Terrace" (1960, Drama) Paul Newman. (In Stereo) 



PGA Golf: Kapalua International -- Second Round. (Live) 
^^ ~ [Pyramid "^^ 



Pyramid 



(3:30) *** "Go for Brokef 



(3:30) "New Adventures of 
Muppet* [Craiy KM*" 



Major Dad q [Fact* of Life [Bitay Spider 



** "Near Mrs. " (1991) Judge Reinhold. 



Ptogr 



Dude(R) 



Prob. ChHd 



7:00 



7:30 



Inalde the NfL (In Stereo) 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardyl q 



Copaq 



CBS New* 



Ro*eanne q 



Jeopardyl q 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



** "Class of 1999" (1990) Bradley Gregg 



Family 



[George 



Agalnat the Grain q 



DIagnoal* Murder q 



DIagnoal* Murder q 



Briaco County, Jr. 



Agalnrt the Grain q 



** 'Every Time We Say Goodbye" (1986) Tom Hanks 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad q 



Ch. Flag 



Wingsg 



*** 'The Story of Louis Pasteur" (1936) 



* Two of a Kind" (1983) John Travolta. 



Guta 



**Vi 'Jeatousy "(1984. Drama) Angle Drekinson. 



What You Do 



Supermarfcet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Auto Racing: All-American Sportsman 400. 



Murder, She Wrote q 



*** "Pure Coo/ifry" (1992) 



Step by Step 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



** 'Prayer of the RoOerboys" (1991) Corey Maim. 'R 



Mr. Cooper [20/20 p 



"Hart to Hart Returns" (1993, Mystery) Robert Wagner 



Bobq 



Bobq 



X-FMe* "Ice 



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Album 



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Picltet Fence* (In Stereo) q 



Picfcet Fence* (In Stereo) q 



Mama 



"Hart to Hart Returns" (1993, Mystwy) Robert Wagwr. 



**V2 "Hammett" (1982, Mystery) Frederte Forrest. 'PG' 



Newaq 



New* 



New* 



New*q 



In Color 



New*q 



11:30 



Sander* 



Cheereq 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



NIghtHneq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In 



Edition 



In Color 



Stereo) q 



Late Show q 



Love Con. 



**Vi 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



[NASCAR jHame** Racing 



77w Grasshopper" (1970) 'R' 
ISportacenteT 



*»» "Darkman" (1990, Suspense) Uam Neeson. q \**Vz "Night of <fw Comet" (1984) 



*** "The Big Picture" (1989) Kevin Bacon. 'PG-13 



George Strait. PG' q 



Looney 



BuHwinkle 



Unsolved Myaterle* 



Frog Prince (R) 



LA. Law "El Sid ' q 



**'/» "Candyrnan" (1992) Virginia Madsen. 



*** "The Uving Daymts (1987) Timothy Dalton. PG" 



Dragnet 



Bob NewhartlM.T Moor* 



**V^ "'Hangin 



M.T. Moore 



** "Poison Ivy" (1985, Comedy) Mlcfwei J. Fox. 



mh the Hom^ys" mi) 



Van Dytie [Lucy Show 



Unaolved Myaterle* 



"Blk. Venus" 



""Novel Des." 



A.HItchcocfc 



My*terie* 



SATURDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 6. 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



4:00 



4:30 I 5:00 | 5:30" 



** "The Toy" (1962, Comedy) Richard Pryor. PG" 



College Football: Regional Coverage 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 [ 7-30 



*V2 "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time" (1991) 



(1:30) Horse Racing: Breeders Cup. (Live) q 



Media Arts 



Living 



Olympic Winterfeat: Lillehammer 



Olympic Winterfeat Llliehammer 



(3:00) "The Stepfather" [Baywatch "Submersion'"^ 



(1:30) Horse Racing: Breeders Cup (Live) q 



New* 



New* 



New* 9 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newaq 



NBC News 



(3:00) ""Every-Goodbye" \*** "The Kremlin Letter" (1970) Bibi Anderson. "PG" 



Yachting [Tennis: Paris Open Indoor Championship - Semifinal 



*** '"Darltman (1990, Suspense) Liam Neeson. g 



12i5L 



(3:30) "Cadence" (1990) 



*» "Men at Work" (1990) Emilio Estevez 



26 



Can't on TV [Arcade 



Fatality 



Double Dare 



Major Dad q 



Sportacenter 



win a»g 



Newaq 



Night Court 



Court TV 



Wh. Fortune 



Untouchable* "Cuba g 



Crusaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardyl g [Wh. Fortune 



8:00 [ "OO" 



9:00 



*»!^ "'PassengefSr' (1992, 



George q 



Mommiea q 



Where I Lhre 



Cafe Ame. 



Medicine Woman 



Medicine Woman 



Copaq 



Mommiea q 



Cops (R) q 



Cafe Ame. 



*** "The Big Picture" (1989) Kevin Bacon. 'PG-13" 



3 



Drama) R" q 



9:30 



10:00 



Paula Poundatone q 



Comedy Hour. Jamie Foxx 



Empty Neat [Nur*e*q 



Hart* of H»e Wert q 



Hart* of the West q 



Front Page (Iri Stereo) q 



Empty Neat [Nur*e* q 



10:30 



Crypt Talea 



Commlth "Rising Sun " p 



Staters (In Stereo) p 



Walker, Texas Hanger q 



Walker. Texa* Ranger q 



Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) 



Slaters (In Stereo) p 



Football [College FooH)all: Clemson at North Carolina. (Live) 



**'/i "Brass Targef" (1978) Sophia Loren. PG" 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



•* 



■Harlem Nights" (1989) Eddie Murphy. 



New* 



New«p 



Golden Girl* [Empty Ne*t 



Saturday Night Live 



Star Trek: Deep Space > 



Untouchable* "Cuba " q 



Arsente HaM (In Stereo) q j Music 



News q [Saturday Night Lhre 



*** "Dracufa" (1979) Frank LangeWa. "R" 



Case Cloeed g 



** "Deal of the Century" (1983) Chevy Chase. PG' 



**Va ""Ma(//iO(/se "(1990) "PG-13' q 



Wild Side 



"Olher Women s Children (1993) Melanie Mayron. q 



Salute 



[Legend* 



**V2 "Renegades' (1989, Drama) Kiefer Sutherland. 



***Vi ""Moonstruck" (1987, 



*** "The Dream Team' (1989) Michael Keaton. 'PG-13' 



Comedy) Cher. "PG" 9 



Doug 



[Rugrat* 



"Spenser: Ceremony" (1993, Mystery) Robert Urich. q 



Clariasa 



[Roundfrouae 



I Footbal Scoreboard | Sportscenter j Drag Racing 



SBk Stalfclngs "Soul Kiss" [*V^ ''77w Girl I Want" (1990) Burt Ward. 



** "RapU Fire" (1992) Brandon Lee. "R" I "Hard to Ow" (1993) NR 



***Vi "Die Hard" (1988, Suspense) Bruce Willis. R' p \t{e4 Shoe Diarie* q 



Ren-Stimpy jYou Afraid? 



**» "Killing in a Small Tovm" (1990) Barbara Hershey. 



Very Very Nick at NHe 



Hidden 



[Hkfcten lUnaohred Myaterie* 



""Night Club" 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 7, 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



(3:00) 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



** "Loverboy" (1989) Patrck Dempsey. 



PGA Golf: Kapalua International - Final Round. (Live) q 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 I 7-30" 



** "Delirious'' (1991, Comedy) John Candy. PG" g 



New* q [ABC News 



NFL FootbaW: Los Angeles Raiders at Chtoago Bears. From Soldier Fiekl (Live; 



NFL Football 



Post Game 



Nu-Hart Hair 



Great Wall 



Who'* Bos*7 



Am. Teleca«t 



Ullehmmr 



Home Again 



*** "Twns (1988, Comedy) ArnoM Schwarzenegger, 



Deaign. W. 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



NFL Football: Los Angeles Raiders at Chfcago Bears. From Soldier Fiekl. (Live) 



**** "Far From the Madding Crowd" (1967, Drama) Julie Christie, Alan Bates. PG 



Tennis 



[Shooting 



(3:00) "flenegade$"(1989) 



(3:30)** "Fast Getaway" 



(3:05)** •Steffa" (1990) 
Can't on TV [Arcade 



Timber Series 



TenofUa [Two Dads 



World Cup USA 



Major Dad q 



** "Stay Tuned" (1992) John Ritter. "PG 



Ready or Not 



Double Dare 



Chris Cross 



Freshmen 



Wingsg 



Videos 



Am. Funniest 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



60 Minute* (In Stereo) q 



60 Minute* (In Stereo) g 



Townaend Televielon g 



I Witne** Video (In Stereo) 



8:00 [ 8i30" 



9:00 I 9i30" 



*»*'/; "A River Runs Through It" (1992) Craig Sheffer. 



10:00 I iO-30" 



11:00 



"Final Round" (1993) Lorenzo Lamas. 



»*»* "'Dances With Wolves" (1990, Western) Kevin Costner. Mary McDonnell. 9 



Seagueat DSV (In Stereo) 



Murder, She Wrote g 



Murder, She Wrote q 



Martin q [Lhring Single 



Seagueat DSV (In Stereo) 



*** "Enter Laughing" (1967, Comedy) Jose Ferrer 



NFL Primetime 



"A Matter ofJustkx" (1993, Drama) Patty Duke, q 



New»g 



New* 



Ghost" (1990) A murder victim returns to save his beloved fiancee, q 



Ghost" (199()) A murder vfetim returns to save his beloved fiancee, q 



Married... [Dearest [Star Trefc: Next Qetwr 



A Matter of Justice" (1993, Drama) Patty Duke, q 



**Vi "True Stories" (1986, Comedy) Davki Byrne. PG' 



NFL FootbaN: Indianapolis Cote at Washington Redskins. From R.F.K. Stadium. (Live) 



"'The Disappearance of Christina"' (1993) John Stamps. [Case Closed q 



***Vi '"The Naked Gun" (1988) "PG-13 q 



*** "WarGames" (1983) Matthew Brodertek. PG' 



Rocko's LHe [Legends [You Afraid? [Roundhouse 



r*'/4 "Bare Essence" (1982, Drama) Genie Francis. A new perfume may revitalize a faltering conglomerate. 



***'/! "Full Metal Jm*el" (1987) Matthew Modine. R' q 



*** "Sneakers" (1992) Rob«n Redford. PG-13' q 



Nick News Mork 



*** "Clean and Sober" 



[Lucy Show [Van Dyke 



SMk Sfdng* (In Stereo) q 



Paid Prog. 



New* 



11:30 



12:00 



T7ieLa$fOuf/aw"(1993)q 



Cheer* q 



Cheer* g 



New* 



New*q 



Law and You 



Rescue ill 



Dear John g 
Night fcourt 



Siskel 



Murphy B. 



FYlPHt 



Suspect 



**V^ "Desire in the Dust" (1960. Drama) 



Sportscenter 



SMk StaHdngs "Soul Kiss" 



NFL 



Hollywood 



**W "Whispers h the Dark" (1992) 'R' I "Major Leggoe " (1989) 'R 



**Vi "Ycxmg Guns" (1988. Western) Emilio Estevez. 'R' 



M.T. Moore 



(1988, Drama) Mchael Keaton, Kathy Baiter. 



Bob Newhart 



HfcMen 



Dragnet 



A. Hitchcock 



PaMPrograi 



im 



MCottn n 



Supennan 



Paid Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 8, 1993 



8 

10 



11 



14 



17 



IS 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



(2:30) 



4:30 



5:00 I &W 



**** ""Kramer vs. /Cramer " (1979) "PG" p 



Donahue (In Stereo) g News q News g 



Empty Nest [Cheers p 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Le* Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Copgg 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) "Desire in the Dust 



Max Out (R) 



Pyramid 



(3:00) 



(2:30) 



Muppet* 



Dream Lg. 



Coach g [New* 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Animaniac* 



New*q 



Batman q 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



* ** "Singles" (1992, Comedy) Bridget Fonda 'PG-13" q 



New* q ABC News Hard Copy q Ent. Tonight 



News 



News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



New* q 



Fun Hou*e g Roeeanne g 



New*g 



NBC News 



*** "Enter Laughing' (1967, Comedy) Jose Ferrer 



Challenge 



Max Out 



Pyramid [Major Dad q [Facts of Life 



*m "Pulse" (1988) Clifl DeYounq. q 



Th'bred* 



Up Clo*e 



Jeopardyl g 



Copaq 



CBS New* 



Roseanne g 



Wh. Fortune 



Manled... 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Jeopardyl g [Wh. Fortune [Fre»h Prince [Blossom g 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



*»* "A Midnight Clear" (1992, Drama) Peter Berg. 'PG 



Day One g 



Fresh Prince Blosaom g 



Shade 



Shade 



Dave's 



Dave's 



10:00 



10:30 



Comedy Hour Jamie Foxx 



11:00 I 11:30 | JtW 



** "Pet Sematary Two" (1992. Hon-or) R 



NFL FoottwW: Green Bay Packers at Kansas City Chiefs. From Arrowheyf Stadium, q [News g 



"A Matter of Justice" (1993, Drama) Patty Duke, g 



Murphy B. 



Murphy B. Love I War Northern Exposure q 



Love & War 



**'/! "Sfqp.' Of My Mom W^ Shoot" (1992, Comedy) 9 



*»* "84 Charing Cross Road" (1987) Anne Bancroft. 



Sportscenter [NFL Prime Monday 



Ninja Turtle* [Ninja Turtles [Major Dad g [Wing* g Murder, She Wrote g 



♦♦V: She-DevH' (1989, Comedy) Meryl Streep. "PG-13 



*'/; "Folks!" (1992, Comedy) Tom Selleck. "PG-13" g 



Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R) [Guti 



""Guts & Glory: The Rise and Fall of Oliver North" (1989) [Supennarket 



What You Do 



Martin Mull Holiday 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Northern Exposure g 



Mama 



[Mama 



""A Mattw ol JustKe" (1993, Drama) Patty Duke, g 



**Vi "Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation"' (1962, Comedy) 



BodybiNiding: Jr. Nat 



WWF: Monday Night Raw 



Amaiing Gantes 



SMk Staikinga (In Stereo) g 



**Vi "Mo' Money" (1992, Comedy) "R" g [** "Rage and Honor" (1992) R 



** "Boris and Natasha" (1988) "PG" 



Bullwlnkie 



Unaolved My*terie* 



Partridge [Get Smart 



LA. Law g 



Dragnet [Bob Newhart |M.T. Moore |m.T. Moore 



New* 



New* 



New*p 



In Color 



Tonight Shew (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Edition 



In Color 



Late Siww q 



Love Con. 



New* q I Tonight Show (In Stere^q^ 



** "HaHoween III: Season of the Witch" 



Oce*nfe*t Sport»center 



Wingep 



Wing* q [Odd Couple 



*Vi "The Super" (1991) Joe PescL 'R' q 



"Amityvme 1992: It's About Time" (1992) *** "Star Tr^ III: The Search for Spook' 



i** Crossing Delancey" (1988, Drama) Amy Irving- 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



(1984) PG" q 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 9, 1993 | 




4:00 


4:30 


5:00 1 5:30 [ 6:00 


6:30 [ 7:00 | 7:30 


8:00 [ 8:30 | 9:(N) 


9:30 [ 10:00 [ 10:30 


11:00 1 11:30 12:00 


2 


(2:30) 


**♦ "Say An 


vihing..." (1989) John Cusack. "PG-13' q 


** "Oh, What a Night" (1992) PG-IS" 


**'/2 "Passengers?" (1992, Drama) "R g 


** "Love Crimes" (1991) Sean Young. "R" 


*V2 "Joy of Sex" (1984) Mtehelle Meyrink. 1 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newsq 


New*q 


Newsq 


ABC News 


Hard Copy q 


Ent. Tonight 


Full House g Phenom g [Roseanne g 


Coach g 


Barbara Walters (In Stereo) 


New*p 


Cheer* q [Nlghtline q 


6 


Empty Nest [Cheer* p 


Coach q 


New* 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardyl g 


Pulse 


"Victim of Love: An Unsolved Mysteries' Movie" (1993) 


Dateline (In Stereo) q 


New* 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Geraldo 


New* 


CBS News 


Copaq 


Married... 


Rescue 911 


Die Hard 2" (1990) An LA. cop^ battles terrorists in Washington, D.C. 


New* 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


8 


Les Brown 


Oprah Winfrey p 


Newsg 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Rescue 911 


"Die Hard 2" 1990) An L.A. cop battles terrorists in Washington, D.C. 


New*p 


Edition 


Late Show g 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Tinjf Toon 


Animanlacs JBatmang 


Full House q 


Roaeanne q 


Roseanne g 


Manied... 


Rocg 


Bakerafieid America'* Most Wanted g 


Mama [Mama 


In Color 


\tt(Mor 


Love Con. 


11 


Copsg 


Cur. Affair 


Newsq 


Newsq 


NBC News 


Jeopardyl g 


Wh. Fortune 


"Victim of Love: An Unsolved Mysteries' Atovw " (1993) 


Dateline (In Stereo) g 


New*p 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 1 


14 


(3:00) "Mr Hobbs" 


*** House Calls 1)976) Walter Matthau. "PG" 


** "The Right Approach" (1961, Drama) Juliet Prowse. [**Vi "ImmeOate Famty" (1989) Glenn Ctose. 'PG-IS' 


***Vi ""Popi" (1969) Alan Aridn. "G" 1 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


Challenge 


Max Out 


NBA Today 


UpCtoae 




Sportanight [NHL Hockey: Pittsburgh Penguins at St Louis Bhies. From St. Louis Arena. (Live) 


Sportacenter 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


Major Dad q 


Fact* of Life 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtles 


Major Dad g 


Wings g 


Murder, She Wrote g [Boxing; Virgil HM vs. Saul Montana. (Live) [Whigs p 


Wingsg jOddCowie 


21 


*iiVi ""The Addams Family" 


1991) Anjelica Huston, q 


*** "The Witches' (1990, Fantasy) PG' 


Fav. Films 


**♦'/? "The Grifters" (1990, Drama) Anjeflca Huston. "R" [** "Hangfire" (1991) Brad Davis. R' 


** "kttent to KU" (1993) 


22 


KIckboxing 


♦** "Its Always Fair Weathw" (1955) Gene Kelly. 


Mastergate (In Stereo) 


"Highlander II: The Quickening" (1991) "R" 


**V4 "Candyman" (1992, Horror) Virginia Madsen. "R" g 


Red Shoe 


"tnto-Fire" 


25 


Muppets 


Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R)|Gut* 


What You Do 


Looney 


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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Page 15 



Sports 



Ea gles drop to 4-4 

Vulcans overcome weather. Clarion 26-14 



hy Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Anyone who says that it never 
rains in southern California 
obviously did not attend 
Saturday's football game 
between the Clarion Golden 
Eagles and the California 
Vulcans. 

The Eagles entered Cal with 
only one loss in the conference, 
and a win against the Vulcans 
would place them just two 
victories away from a repeating 
as conference champions. They 
only faced two minor obstacles; 
a potent California run-and-shoot 
offense and a driving monsoon. 

The California offense wasted 
no time in setting the early pace. 
A 43 yard bullet from Todd Hirt 
to Ken Cahoon on the third play 
of the game placed Cal at the 
Clarion 19. It wasn't long before 
Scott Hoover plunged in from a 
yard out to grant the. Vulcans a 
quick seven point advantage. 

Clarion's offense, which had 
averaged 37 points per game 
over its last three contests, didn't 
seem impressed. Starting 
quarterback Craig Ray found 
Tim Brown for 20 yards on 
second down and 16, then hit 
Kevin Harper for 10 on a third- 
and-nine play. Damien Henry 
capped off the 13 play 75 yard 
drive with a four yard scamper 
around left end. 

Both offenses had effortlessly 
marched down the field the 
first time they had the ball. It 
looked as if the team who had 
the ball last would win the game. 
Mother Nature had other ideas. 

After just two possessions, the 
field was a mess. Uniform 
numbers were unrecognizable, 
the ball needed replaced on 
virtually every down. 

The teams exchanged missed 
field goals, and it wasn't until the 
last minute of the Hrst half that 
another point would be scored. 

The Clarion two-minute 

offense, which was so d(xninant 
last week against Shippensburg, 

came through again. Ray found 

Brown for 26, then hit Chris 

Skultety for 27 on a fourth down. 

With 52 seconds to play, Ray 

took a naked bootleg around left 



end from 10 yards away to give 
Clarion a 14-7 lead. 

The Vulcans had only 44 
seconds to work with ,and 
Standing deep in their own 
territory in these hazardous field 
conditions, would certainly elect 
to sit on the ball. 

After a Clarion penalty, Hirt 
found Cahoon for 18 yards, then 
found Freddie Temoney for 40 
more. Hirt spotted Scott Hoover 
in the end zone mi the next play 
and the Vulcans had travelled 71 
yards in 40 seconds. The extra 
point made the score 14-14 
going into the half. 



The Eagles salvaged 16 first 
downs and 275 yards in total 
offense in the first 30 minutes, 
but cmly had a tie score to show 
for it. 

The third quarter was as much 
of a nightmare for the Golden 
Eagles as the halftime show was 
for the respective bands. 

The Eagles' offense waded 
through the muck to muster only 
22 yards in the entire third 
quarter, and the Vulcans jumped 
all over them. 

Cal's first two plays of the 
second half saw Hirt hit Tony 
Todd for 31 yards and then Eric 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Wired: Head Coach Gene Sobolewskj watched his hopes 
of a repeat PSAC-West champbnship get washed away. 



Carter run for 32 more. Todd 
took a pitch 18 yards around left 
end to give Cal the lead. 

The Eagle defense toughened 
up, but when Kevin Harper 
muffed a Vulcan punt at his own 
15 yard line, Cal applied the 
Vulcan death grip. 

Tony Todd took an end around 
13 yards for the score and Cal 
had extended its lead to 26-14. 

By now the field was a 
disaster. The fourth quarter 
featured more fumbled snaps and 
more dropped passes than should 
be allowed by law. 

The Eagles were not without 
their chances, however. Clarion 
moved the ball to the Cal 12 
midway through the fourth 
quarter, bat Ray was sacked 
twice, and the Eagles came away 
empty. One last gasp late in the 
quarter saw Tracy Latham 
intercept his third pass of the 
day, and the gane was over. 

The loss dropped the Eagles to 
4-4, 2-2 in the conference as they 
prepare for next week's "Senior 
Day" contest against Slippery 
Rock. The soiiors to be honored 
include Eric Acord, Ryan 
Alleman, Frank Andrews, Tim 
Brown, Chris Coleman, Damien 
Henry and Dam(Hi Mazoff . 

Slippery Rock is 5-3 overall 
and 2-2 in the PSAC-WesL Last 
week the Rockets lost a shoot- 
out with Edinboro 41-38. The 
offense is averaging 400 yards a 
game and their defense is ranked 
number two in the PSAC despite 
allowing 45 points to lUP and 41 
last week. "They have a very 
potent, balanced offense," stated 
Sobolewski. "We are looking 
forward to the challenge." 

Last year's match-up produced 
some incredible offensive 
numbers. The Eagles prevailed 
49-37, with the total offense 
exceeding one thousand yards. 
Clarion had 513 yards with Tim 
Myers throwing six touchdown 
passes, three to Marlon Worthy 
who also returned a punt 67 
yards for a score. Slippery Rock 
had 523 yards of total offense 
with 502 coming through the air. 
Jason Linhart completed 35 of 
58 passes, 16 going to Greg 
Hq>kins. Kickoff is at 1 pm. 



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IPassing- California: Hiit 13 of 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Sports Commentary: 

Who's Scott Mitchell and what is a Ute? 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



PagelT 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



At the start of the 1993 NFL 
season, many experts- picked the 
Miami Dolphins to make it to 
Super Bowl XXVlll. They said 
that Dan Marino would lead the 
Fish to the big game, much like 
he did in 1984 when he rewrote 
the record book by throwing 48 
touchdown passes in just his 
second season in the league. 
Although his Dolphins fell to the 
49ers in Super Bowl XIX, 
Marino shrugged it off and said, 
"wait until next year." 

Nine years later Marino still 
waits, and if the Dolphins are to 
make it to the promised land in 
1993, Dan will be waiting and 
watching. After a torn Achilles 
tendon ended his season in week 



six, Marino has handed the reins 
of his offensive machine to back- 
up quarterback Scott Mitchell. 

A former "We Laugh" 
quarterback, Mitchell led the 
explosive Orlando Thunder to a 
World Bowl 11 appearance a few 
years ago. The former 
University of Utah quarterback 
(that's right, he was a Runnin' 
Ute) beat out Kerwin Bell for the 
top spot in Orlando, and after an 
impressive World League 
campaign, headed to Miami to 
backup a guy who hadn't missed 
a start in nine years. 

No matter who is 
quarterbacking this team, the 
Dolphins are solid contenders. 
They possess a very aggressive 
defense, pure athletes at the skill 
positions and a powerful 



Golfers place 18th 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University golf 
team finished 18th out of 21 
teams at the Davis & Elkins 
College/ Snowshoe Mt. Resort 
Golf Invitational on October 19 
and 20. The Golden Eagles 
finished round one with a score 
of 370, and completed the final 
round with a total of 332. Their 
total of 702 was one shot behind 
Rider College of New Jersey and 
a better total than Robert Morris, 
Virginia Military Institute and 
the host college Davis & Elkins. 
Clarion was led by Ron 
Malinchak who shot a first 
round 87, then blistered the 
course with an 81 to come in at 
168, good for 44th out of 105 
golfers. 

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with an 83 at the Allegheny 
Invitational on October 5, 
ccMitinued his steady play with a 
two-day total of 173. He took an 
86 in round one and an 87 in 
round two to finish 60th overall. 

Chris Brosius, who shot a 78 at 
the Edinboro Invitational, 
hacked his way to a 95 in round 
one, but rebounded to shoot a 79 
for a two-day total of 174, good 
for 62nd overall. 

Chris Williams shot a final 
round 85 and finished 88th with 
a score of 187, while Greg 
Greksa had a rough tournament 
taking scores of 104 and 93 to 
finish 97th with a two-day mark 
of 197. 

Liberty University won the 
Davis & Elkins Invitational with 
624 points, beating UNC- 
Greensboro on their first playoff 
hole. Methodist College fmished 
third with a score of 628 while 
James Madison, Charleston, 
Loyola (MD), George Mason, 
Cincinnati, St. Joe's and Radford 
rounded out the top ten. 

Liberty boasted of the top two 
golfers. Kenny Hobbs shot a 
151 and Chad Hall took a 152. 



offensive line that rarely 
surrenders a sack. But, can the 
fonner Ute take them to the top 
of the football world? 

Receivers O.J. McDuffie, 
Irving Fryar, Mark Ingram and 
Keith Jackson make Mitchell's 
job a lot easier. Miami also has a 
running game this year, 
something Marino seldom 
enjoyed. Rookie Terry Kirby 
along with veterans Mark Higgs 
and Keith Byars will keep 
opposing defenses honest with 
their ability to pop the big run at 
any time. 

The one ingredient that keeps 
Miami in the running, however, 
is their ever-improving defense. 
Names like Louis Oliver, Shawn 
Vincent, Marco Coleman and 
Jeff Cross are quietly becoming 
household names, Miami's 
defense is an aggressive bunch 
of hitters that will take the same 
pressure off Mitchell that it once 
put on Marino, to score on every 
possession. At 6-1, the Dolphins 
are one of the best in the AFC 
and are looking to overtake 
Buffalo as conference 
representatives to Super Bowl 
XXVIII. 

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Scott Mitchell? Think back to 
1983 when the Los Angeles 
Raiders lost their starting 
quarterback. Marc Wilson. Jim 
Plunkett came in to lead the way 
to a Super Bowl victory for the 
SUver and Black. In 1990, Phil 
Simms was the to|f, rated passer 
in football before he suffered a 
season ending injury. Seldom 



used Jeff Hostetler marched the 
New York Giants through the 
playoffs and capped it off with a 
Super Bowl XXV win. NFL 
history has certainly seen this 
before, so don't count the 
Marino-less Dolphins out, 
especially with the winningest 
Coach of all time on their side. 



Edinboro takes titles 

Cross Country teams struggle at PSACs 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University Men's 
Cross Country placed 13th out 
of 13 teanvs and the women's 
team placed 12th at the 
conference championships at 
Allentown on October 30. 

The men finished with 382 
points, 30 points behind 12th 
place Mansfield. Edinbwo won 
the meet with 46 points. 

Clarion finishers were led by 
Russ Breindel who finished 63rd 
overall completing the course in 
28 minutes and 57 seconds. 
Chad Briggs placed 71st at 
29:26; Scott Reffner came in 



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73rd with at 29:39; Brian Stohr 
placed 83rd with a time of 31:17; 
Rick Rectenwald finished 87 th, 
completing the meet in 32:55, 
and Brian Peterson finished 88th 
with a time of 34:48. 

Edinboro had three of the top 
four runners in the conference. 
Clayton Clews was the 
individual winner with a mark of 
25:11. Martin Lyons finished 
second, Eric Laughlin of 
Slippery Rock finished third and 
Edinboro's Carl Leonard placed 
fourth. 

Men^s results 

I) Edinboro 46 
JS^ShippttLshaxi 66 
131 Bloom»biirg 91 
^Indiana Pa. 99 

5) B.Stroudsburg 146 

6) Slippery Rock 146 
t!} KnUtown 165 
4! Lock Ha^en 204 
Sj) Wieit Cliester 220 
10} Mliteiivltie 231 

II) CamonOk 329 
mUimSbM 352 
13} Clarion 382 v 



Qarion finished the meet with 
334 points, 45 points ahead of 
last place Mansfield. Edinboro 
won the women's meet as well 
with a score of 53. 

Clarion runners were led by 
Lisa Griffo who placed 58th 
overall with a time of 22:06; Jen 
Dansberger placed 64th at 22:13; 
Megan Stecklair finished 65th, 
nine seconds behind Dansberger. 
Lynn Baluh took 71st at 22:48; 
Lisa Benlock finished 76th with 
a time of 23:31 and Jen Gleason 
placed 81st at 24:34. 

1} Edinboro 53 

2) Indiana Pa. 65 

a^MillersviUc 69 

4) SttppcT^ Rock SS 

5) IVieat Chester 156 

6) Shippensburg 160 

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i^ Bloomsburg 235 

California Pa. 235 
10) E.strottdsburg 239 

11} Lock Haven 266 

12} Clarion 334 

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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 4, 1993 



Sports Spotlight: 



Recognized or not, War Pigs have netted their goal 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



"Clarion has a hockey team?" 
This question is being asked all 
across campus this semester as 
people keep popping up with 
Clarion Hockey T-shirts and 
caps. As a matter of fact they 
do... kind of. 

If you've seen the handful of 
guys roller blading on the tennis 
courts clad in hockey gear then 
you've seen Clarion University's 
hockey team. The "War Pigs," 
as they affectionately call 
themselves, have been playing 
hockey for the past few years, 
but are not officially recognized 
by the university. 

They started off as just a bunch 
of rag tag guys that wanted to get 
together and play hockey. They 
entered a league in Kitanning, 
which is home to the closest 



hockey rink in the area. The 
league, which consists of teams 
sponsored by garages, 
restaurants and local businesses, 
cost the War Pigs $1000 to enter. 
Just to get Ml the ice to practice 
for one hour costs the team $85, 
and the equipment they pr^tice 
with is purchased by the 
individual players. 

Last year the members of the 
team wanted to get more serious 
about their season, so they put 
signs up around campus inviting 
people that were interested in 
hockey to give the club a call. 
Many of the people that ended 
up joining the team had never 
even played hockey before. A 
couple of the players had played 
in high school, and what they 
had been coached in high school 
was what they practiced in 
Kitanning. "A lot of the guys on 
our team didn't even know each 



other's names," said team captain 
Brian Nicol. 

The War Pigs knew they 
would be going up against well 
practiced, experienced teams that 
had been together for years. 
Despite the inexperience, the 
team won their Orst game of the 
season last year, but finished 2- 
12-1 overall. 

Currently, the War Pigs are not 
recognized by the university as 
an official team. The team wrote 
a constitution and submitted it to 
Student Senate. Student Senate 
passed it, but there were 
problems with liability and 
insurance. 

All it will take is some 
rewording of the constitution and 
a few legal answers and soon the 
Clarion War Pigs could very well 
become the Clarion Golden 
Eagles. 




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Moooog!: Hockey in Clarion is as new as liocliey in Texas. 



Sports Commentary: 

Texas hockey? Not as strange as it seems, pardner! 



by R. Thomas Henderson 
Sportswriter . 

During a recent trip to Tbxas, I 
was given a wonderful 
opportunity: the chance to see 
first hand how the Lone Star 
State has adapted to having their 
very own professional hockey 
team. Texas, home of Cowboys 
football, H. Ross Perot, and 
Shiner beer just didn't seem to 
be the kind of place where 
hockey could gain widespread 
^peal. 

Being a pre-Cup Penguins fan 
(yes, I liked them when they 
were rotten), the idea of Texas 
hockey intrigued me. I 
remember the days when hockey 
fans in this area were ridiculed 
for watching a "minor sport" that 
wasn't as action-packed and fun 
as football or baseball, and I was 
anxious to see if Texans saw 
hoctey in that light, too. 

YEEEHAH!! They sure 
didn't 



Being ambitious people, a 
friend and I called the Dallas 
Stars' front office last week to 
tell them that we were in town 
and that we would like to do a 
story. The Stars' press manager, 
Larry Kelly, was more than 
cooperative. Not only did he 
arrange free tickets for us, but 
the tickets he gave us were 
"executive box" seats which 
normally go for $44 apiece. 
When we learned this, we 



figured that they must be really 
hard up to fill seats at the games. 

Wrong. Yes, we had executive 
box seating, but it wasn't for 
lack of a crowd. Over sixteen 
thousand people turned out at 
Dallas' Reunion Arena on 
October 30 to see the Stars battle 
the Ottawa Senators. This city is 
just discovering the Joy of 
Hockey, but they sure are eager 
to learn. 

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out between two players. I 
mean, I've seen a lot of good 
hockey brawls in my time, but 
this was defftiiiely one of the 
best. Shirts torn off, fists 
swinging, blood and flesh flying 
all over the ice. Good hockey. 

The weird p^ was the crowd 
reaction. Instead of the usual 
cheers and yells 1 hear during a 
fight at a Penguins game, I heard 
things like "YEEEHAH!", "Git 
Mm!!", and "Whoop his ass, 
pardner!". Texans might not 
know hockey very well yet, but 
they sure know a good knock- 
down, drag-out fist frenzy when 
they see one. 

Another neat thing I realized 
about Texas hockey is how fun it 
is to watch people trying to get 
interested in a new sport. If 
you've ever been to a local 
junior les^ue hockey game, you 
know what I mean. All the kids 
are out on the ice playing the 
game, and all. the parents are 



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sitting in the stands cheering and 
trying to figure out just how in 
th6 hell hockey is played in the 
first place. 

It was the same thing in Dallas, 
except that the kids were 
professionals and the parents 
were wearing big dumb-looking 
cowboy hats. One of the 
Senators got called for icing, and 
the crowd went wild with dieers 
of joy. After that, the crowd 
looked at each other and said, 
"What's icing?" Luckily, a 
description of all the penalties 
may be found on page 17 of the 
program, and during breaks in 
the action, segments of "Hockey 
101" are flashed across the 
scoreboard. 

Yes, hockey has come to 
Texas, and if things continue the 
way they are going, it is there to 
stay. Sometime down the road, 
if the Stars do well, maybe Lord 
Stanley will end up wearing a 
Stetson. 

The most enccMiraging thing I 
saw was the crowd itself These 
were people who bad a new gang 
in town and were doing the best 
they could to support and 
encourage them, despite a 
general lade (tf knowledge about 
the game. 

Even more encouraging was 
the fact that about one out of 
every three people at the game 
was wearing a Mario Lemieux 
jersey. 



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partial message, please call again. 
Bob. 1-606-341-9056. 

Lynn - keep smiling and keep your 
chin up! You're doing a great job. I 
love my little! Love. Dana 



Way to go Theta Phis. Derby Daze 
was excellent this year. Thanks to 
Jen - you did a great job! Love, 
your Theta Phi Alpha sisters. 



To our Sigma Chi coaches: Ethan. 
Corey. Alan, Jit, Ralph and Jason - 
We volleyed, hunted and "stayed 
alive," but without you we never 
could have survived. We love you 
guys! Theta Phi Alpha. 



Karrie, always remember we love 
you and are always there for you! 
Love, your Wood St. Roomies. 

To those brothers of A Phi O who 
have hit 1(X) hours of service, way 
to go! Lets hit at least 1.000 hours 
this year. Ann Y. You're doing a 
great job! 

To the pledges of A Phi O: You are 
doing an incredible job. Way to go 
with the amount of service hours 
you all have. We're all very proud 
of you. 



A big Thanks to Kim and Nicki 
for all your work during Derby 
Daze and congratulations to Kim 
on being "Derby Darling!" Love, 
your ZTA sisters. 



Congratulations to all sororities 
who participated in Derby Daze - 
Everyone did a great job! Love, 
the Zetas. 



A.J., hope you're recovering well 
from your surgery! We love you! 
your ZTA sisters. 



Happy 22nd birthday Chrissie! 
Love, your ZTA sisters! 



To our wonderful XX Derby Daze 
coaches: Josh, Bob, John, Adam, 
Jason and Chad. You were great. 
Thanks for everything! We love 
you guys! The sisters of AXT. 



Jodi, you did a great job on the 
hayride - we had a wonderful 
time! If it wasn't for your dad, we 
wouldn't have had a roaring fire to 
keep us cozy. We love you. Your 
ALT sisters. 



Rochelle, congratulations on your 
lavaliere. We're very happy for 
you. Your AZT sisters. 



Happy birthday to Associate 
Member Kelley Holtsman. Love, 
your sisters of ALA. 

Andrea Straw - Congratulations on 
the lead role in "Much Ado About 
Nothing." We love you! Your Phi 
Sig sisters. 



Thanks to 1992-93 Tri Sigmas 
President - Shelly Eisenman; Vice 
President - Sharon Miara; 
Secretary - Jennifer Bromley; 
Treasurer - Lisa Pfeifer; Education 
- Jennifer Allen; Rush Director - 
Jennifer Pomaybo. You did an 
awesome job!! Congratulations to 
the new 1993-94 executive board 
members: President - Kim 
Goosely; Vice President - Jennifer 
Pascucci; Secretary - Tricia Egry; 
Treasurer - Kim Freeman; 
Education - Beth Mackin; Ruch - 
Angle Brseeler. Good luck girls!! 

Thanks to Jenn Pascucci for her 
help with Derby Daze, Kim 
Goosely and Pam Kensinger for 
all their help with Lip Sync and all 
XXS who participated. We love 
you! 



Happy 20th birthday Rebecca! 
Love, your future D Phi E sites. 



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Thanks to our ZX coaches - F.J., 
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Woody - You looked so pretty in 
your peach prom gown and didn't 
seem to mind being dragged 
around town. Your hair was so 
pretty and your makeup just right. 
You're lucky you survived the 
night!! Love, Tri-Sigma. 



Delta Phi Epsilon would like to 
welcome Monica from nationals. 
We hope you enjoy your stay at 
the Epsilon Omicron chapter. 



Happy 22nd birthday Liz! This 
one will definitely be a blast! 
Thank God there are no meetings! 
Love, your D Phi E sisters. 

Happy 23rd birthday Chica! Start 
celebrating! Your last birthday at 
CUP will be the best! Love, your 
D Phi E sisters. 



D Phi E would like to congratulate 
ZTA on 1st place in Derby Daze 
and everyone who participated. 



D Phi E would like to thank IX 
for a great week and thanks to our 
coaches for being GREAT sports! 
(Sorry Woody, maybe next year!) 



Happy birthday Jenny Gwitt and 
Monica! Hope you have a great 
one! love, your Delta Zeta sisters. 

To the brothers of Theta Xi, 
Thanks for a great Halloween 
mixer. Lets do it again soon! Love, 
the sisters of Delta 2^ta. 



Delta Zeta associate members. 
You're half-way done and you're 
doing a great job. We can't wait to 
call you our "sisters." Love, your 
future sisters. 

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of D Phi E, ZTA, Theta Phi Alpha, 
AIT, Delta Zeta, HI for 
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The Godfather (5-6) predicts: 



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I know I guaranteed a winning 
record last week. I know I 
IM-omised to take a long walk off 
a short pier if I had a losing 
week. But, I pushed. I was 2-2. 
What does that mean? Well, it 
means that the Godfather is back 
for one last hurrah due to the 
infinite kindness of the sports 
editor and the fact that I made 



him an offer he couldn't refuse. 

Clemson at #16 N. CaroUna -13 

The Tar Heels come into 
Saturday's tilt with a 7-2 record. 
Clemson sits at 6-2. So, why are 
the Heels favored by two 
touchdowns? Well, Clemson has 
played only two road games this 
season and has an 0-2 mark 



against the spread. Away from 
Death Valley, the Tigers usually 
don't play well, and Chapel Hill 
is not an easy place to turn it 
around. North Carolina is 4-1 
and has averaged 40 points per 
game at home. The Heels won't 
score 40 on Saturday, but 
Clemson won't score 10. 
North CaroUna 37, Clemson 9. 





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Kansas State once was the 
doormat of the Big Eight. In 
fact, the Wildcats would 
traditionally battle Kansas in the 
final week of the year to see 
which Kansas team would end 
the seas(Mi with a victory. Well, 
they usually tied. Now, these 
pathetic laughing stocks are 
sitting in the tq) twenty, and are 
looking forward to their first 
bowl appearance in 8.000 years. 
The last time K. State rocked 
like this Mitch Richmond and 
Steve Henson had taken them to 
the round of eight in the NCAA 
basketball tournament. Funny, 
that it was Danny Manning and 
Kansas that knocked them out. 
Another interesting fact is that 
the Wildcats are 1-1-1 against 
the big three (Oklahoma, 
Nebraska and Colorado). The 
Cyclones only have two wins 
this year and they'll fmish with 
two. Kansas St. 28, Iowa SL 7. 

Stanford at use -11 

It's unbelievable that Bill 
Walsh has only one win in the 
Pac 10 this year, and that didn't 
come until last week. It's 
certainly not due to a lack of 



effort, however. The Cardinal 
has an excellent passing attack 
and at 3-5 overall, has been 
beaten soundly only once (48-20 
by Nott^e Dame). Southern Cal 
comes in with only one loss in 
the Pac- 10 and needs a win to 
keep its Rose Bowl aspirations 
alive. Stanford and USC have 
two things in common. Each has 
a potent air attack and each have 
been creamed by the Fighting 
Irish. You can't give a Bill 
Walsh team 11 points (as 
Arizona found out a few weeks 
ago). The scoreboard will light 
up, the passing yards will 
approach a thousand, and USC 
will win, but not by 11. USC 35, 
Stanford 31. 

My big plate of spaghetti 

award goes to UCLA wide 
receiver J J. Stokes. Last week 
he set a school record for 
touchdown receptions in a 
season with 21. At 6'6", StcAes 
is lean and quick, and reminds a 
lot of people of Jerry Rice. 

My black rose award goes to 
Michigan coach Gary Moeller. 
At 4-4, the defending Big 10 
champs might not make it to a 
bowl game. 



Former NBA coach to visit 



story courtesy of 
Sports Information 



Jack McKinney, a former NBA 
"Coach of the Year", will come 
to Clarion on Saturday, 
November 6 and Sunday, 
November 7 as part of a joint 
venture sponsored by the Clarion 
University Men's and Women's 
basketball teams and the Clarion 
County Y.M.C.A.. 

November 6, sponsoredby the 
CUP basketball teams, 
McKinney will conduct a 
morning basketball clinic from 9 
am until noon at Tippin 
Gymnasium. He will lecture on 
a variety af basketball topics, 
with those attending actually 
participating in drills on the 
floor. Clarion Univwsity players 
will help with demonstrating 
skills. There is a $3 charge per 
person to attend the clinic and 
anyone can attend. 

Following the "Senior Day" 
football game, Clarion will 
feature two "Blue-Gold" 
basketball scrimmages. The 
women's team will scrinmiage 
at 6pm and the men's team will 
scrimmage at 7 pm. McKiimey 
will coach one of the teams in 



both games. The scrinunages are 
free and open to the [Hiblic. 

November 7, sponsored by the 
Clarion County Y.M.C.A., 
McKinney will speak on "From 
the NBA to Real Life", at the 
Liberty Street Church of God in 
Clarion. His talk will begin at 
7pm with donations accepted at 
the door. Proceeds will benefit 
the Y.M.C.A. The talk will be 
followed by a social and 
autograph session. 

McKinney led St Joseph's 
University to four NCAA 
tournament appearances between 
1968-74 before moving on to the 
NBA. He was an assistant with 
the Milwaukee Bucks (1974-76) 
and the Portland Trailblazers 
(76-79). He was the head coach 
of the L.A Lakers (1979-80) and 
Indiana Pacers (80-84). In '81, he 
was "NBA Coach of the Year." 

"Jack is recognized as one of 
the finest basketball minds in the 
game," stated Clarion men's 
coach Dr. Ron Righter. " I was 
fortunate to have played under 
him in college, and I urge 
everyone in the area to come to 
the clinic and hear him speak 
about life. 



The Clarion Call 

Volume 74, Issue 10 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pen nsylvania November 11, 1993 

Memories of last year's upset abound 

Clarion, lUP rematch on Saturday 



News 



CSA cowtiteftoii pasM^ 

Student Senate has a new 
governing document . . . pg. S 



Lifestyles 

Carrcrt Top coming 

rhe comedian ccxnes from the 
mprov. PgU 



Sports 



SfipsiifUii^away 

jClarion pouiKls the Rode:, 29- 
25 pg. 19 



Clarion's 

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tliursda^ PiMllyctoudy, 

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Mgh46 
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high 45 
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l¥«diiesday: Cloudy. 
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Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

^ews pg. 5 

Jfestyles pg. H 

BntertaiiBsent Pg- i<^ 

rv Guide PglO 

Sports Pg.W 

C3asafieds pg.23 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



One year ago, it was for the 
conference championship. 
Powerful lUP, who hadn't lost a 
PSAC-West game in their last 27 
tries, against the Clarion Golden 
Eagles, who hadn't won a 
championship in nine years. 

Tlie result was a 35-26 shocker 
that gave the Eagles the 
conference championship and 
knocked lUP from the Division 
II playoffs. It was the first time 
the Indians were not invited in 
six years. 

The Tribe has not forgiven nor 
forgotten that cold November 
day in Clarion, and they come 
into this wedcend having aheady 
piled up scores like 54-9, 52-14, 
45-10 and 52-13. 

"My freshman year, they beat 
us 44-0 for no reason," said 
defensive tackle Chris Coleman. 
"This year they have a reason." 

lUP clinched at least a tie for 
the 1993 PSAC-West tiUe last 
week by beating Edinboro. A 
win OR Saturday would give the 
Indians the outright crown. 




(ConL on pg. 21) 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Comin' after you, lUP: Seniors Chris Coleman (98) and Frank Andrews (5) celebrate here 
after winning their final home game against Slippery Rock, 29-25. Next up, lUP. 



Three students suspects in burglaries 



by Rodney Sherman 
News Editor 



Three Clarion University 
stuctents have been identified as 
suspects in a string of burglaries 
that hit Clarion in recent months. 

Clarion Borough Police served 
a search warrant at room 220 in 
Nair Hall at approximately 9:36 
p.m. Monday, and recovered a 
large amount of property taken 
in recent burglaries uptown at 
High Gear Bike Shop, Crooks 
Clothing and Dan Estadt's Sports 
Shop. 

According to documents filed 
at District Magistrate Tony 
Lapinto's office, Clarion 
Borough Police Officer Mike 
Reed and Public Safety Officer 



Denny Hagen were acting on a 
tip when they went to rocmi 204 
in Wilkinson Hall. They found 
the door open and asked the 
person in the room if they could 
come in. After being invited in 
by the person in the room and 
having a conversation with the 
person, some 17 items listed as 
missing from the burglarized 
businesses were discovered in 
the room. 

After further conversaticxi with 
the person in room 204, a search 
warrant was obtained for room 
220 in Nair Hall. A subsequent 
search of that room turned up 
some 70 items also listed as 
missing from the uptown 
businesses. All items were 
confiscated by poUce. 

The Clarion University Student 



Directory lists Scott David 
Doyle as (xie of the occupants of 
room 204 in Wilkinson. The 
Usted occupants for room 220 in 
Nair Hall are Francis Blake 
Stoveken and Brian Richard 
Berkson. 

According to Clarion Borough 
Police Chief R. Eric Shaffer, 
approximately $8,000 worth of 
the stolen merchandise from the 
three incidents was recovered. 

A trcak in the case came when 
Steve Shaffer, owner of High 
Gear Bike Shop, was driving on 
campus. "I saw the guy standing 
on the steps of Founders (Hall) 
wearing one of my jackets. I 
stopped and walked past him to 
make sure and then I called 
Public Safety," said Shaffer. 

"Then I followed him to the 



dorms and got his room 
number," added Shaffer. 

Shaffer said he lost over 
$10,000 worth of merchandise in 
the burglary at his business on 
SepL 26. Reported missing at the 
time of the break-in were three 
Cannondale bicycles, numerous 
Oakely sunglasses, clothing, 
boots, tents and backpacks. 

A break-in at Crooks Clothing 
was discovered on Oct. 11, and 
approximately $2,600 worth of 
garments were reported missing. 

The Oct.21 burglary at Dan 
Estadt's Sports Shop left the 
store ransacked and missing 
between $6,000 and $7,000 
worth of merchandise. 

No charges have been filed yet 
in the case. 



Cclcbmiinq over , iicars a> a stiidcftt ncio>pavcr 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Michelle Sporer 

Editor-in-Chief 

Alan Vaughn 

Managing Editor 

Rodney Sherman 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Ben Vessa 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

Samantha White 

Ad Design 

Chris Clouse 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Editor 

& Interim 

Business Manager 

Hans Dovenspike 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
Ixxly. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. I week 
prior to publication. Classifieds 
are due Tuesday at noon the 
week of publication. 

Ilie Clarion Call is funded by 
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I must first extend my sincerest 
of compliments to the Clarion 
Call I fmd this publication to be 
well balanced and at times, 
highly insightful. This past week 
I took the opportunity to read the 
Hide Park editorial by Ms. 
(please pronounce as "Miz") 
Huffman. I am aware that you 
cannot judge a book by its cover, 
however, Ms. Huffman locked as 
though she would submit a letto* 
that was well conceived, 
evocative and lucid. I believe 
that this letter was far below the 
standards that Ms. Huffman is 
most assuredly capable. 

I take exception to several of 
the assertions made by Ms. 
Huffman, mainly for their simple 
inaccuracy and intellectual 
dishonesty. First off, why did 
Ms. Huffman give credit to Mrs. 
Roosevelt for creating a "new 
sra for women" and not to Susan 
B. Anthony? I believe that the 
M^omen's suffrage movement 
■vhich inevitably and deservedly 
3rought into being the women's 
right to vote is certainly worth 
mentioning. Wasn't that really a 
"new era for women?" 

Secondly, the Equal Rights 
Amendment did not fail because 
the U.S. Congress was not ready 
for equality; that assertion is not 
3nly ridiculous but utterly false. 
It failed because it was a bad 
bill. Poorly drafted legislation, 
no matter what its title, should 
not be passed. If a bill were 
introduced and called "The End 
of Hunger, Violence and Disease 
Bill," we all certainly would find 
the implied intent highly 
laudable; however, if the means 
to this end were assinine, the bill 
should not be passed. This does 
not mean that you are against 
bringing about the end of these 
plagues to humanity, it means 
that you are using ccxnmon sense 
and prudence. 

As to the issue of women in 




Eric Brophy 



combat, I find this whole topic 
somewhat ironic. Somehow, men 
are oppressing women by 
denying them the opportunity to 
be maimed and killed. It seems 
to me, following Ms. Huffman's 
implied allegation of absurdity 
of this current policy, that if we 
(men) really wanted to 
successfully oppress women, 
what better way than allow them 
into combat service and be 
killed, or taken prisoner? After 
all, doesn't it make sense, since 
men and women are at 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



"I . . . will die for the freedom 
of the press, even for the 
freedom of newspapers that call 
me everything that is a good 
deal less than ... a gentleman. " 
— Dwight D. Eisenhower 

Let me tell you a little bit 
about how we, here at the Call, 
work. We don't make die news, 
we don't create the news, we 
don't change the news. 

We report the news. Period. 

Blaming the press for printing 
the facts of anything, good or 
bad, that has occurred is killing 
the messenger who bears the 
tidings. We don't print lies. We 
don't print innuendo. We print 
the facts. Even the funniest 
news articles in our paper, those 
in the "News of the Weird" 
section, are all completely true 
and without any fiction or 
embellishment added. 

It is true that some anuHig our 
profession have tarnished the 
reputation of the other 99 percent 
of honest and hardworking 
reporters. 

The rampant sensationalism of 
the tabloid television shows, like 
"Inside Edition," "Hard Copy" 
and "A Current Affair" have 
blurred the line between news 
and entertaimnent by presenting 
issues of dubious 

newsworthiness with re- 
enactments, sound effects and 
other devices rightfully 
forbidden to the news industry. 



The vast majority of honest 
journalists, however, are not in it 
for money (definitely not for 
money), prestige, or fame. They 
became reporters because they 
felt that people should know. 
Not about any one issue in 
particular, but just about the 
premise that the public has the 
right to the knowledge of the 
actions of the officials they 
elected and the events and 
circumstances that shape their 
lives. 

There is a difference between 
these shows and legitimate 
journalism. That difference is 
that legitimate journalists are out 
there covering the stories fairly 
and accurately day in and day 
out, whether they agree with 
what their sources are saying or 
not, whether it's of international 
importance or local significance 
or whether the public loves or 
hates the story. 

The journalist does this 
because he or she is a 
professional, performing a vital 
and necessary function. 

The purpose of this diatribe is 
not to gain your sympathy. The 
purpose is to ask you, the 
recipient of the stories, to 
separate journalism from 
sensationalism and to put each in 
its proper place. You may not 
like everything printed or 
broadcast, just agree with us that 
it should be. 




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Reader Responses 



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Like Ms. McCoy, whose letter 
you published in the November 4 
edition, I am also compelled to 
respond -- this time to her ill- 
informed and paranoid concerns. 
Ms. McCoy chose to focus on 
and strongly amplify a statement 
made in a previous letter that 
homosexuals (and presumably, 
bisexuals as well) have "chosen" 
their lifestyles. Besides ignaing 
a large body of scientific 
research that indicates that an 
individual's sexual orientation is 
determined at a very early age - 
well before puberty -- and may 
be, at least in part biologically 
determined, the idea that a group 
of people would "choose" this 
lifestyle seems ludicrous on the 
face of it. Why would some 
seven to ten percent of the 
population "choose" to suffer the 
abuses that many elements of our 
society (Ms. McCoy included) 
he^ upon them? Gays, lesbians 
and bisexuals are taunted, 
assaulted, denied jobs, fned from 
jobs if discovered, refused health 



benefits, denied spouse benefits, 
have insurance (life, health and 
auto!) policies canceled, suffer 
vandalism against homes and 
autos, are denounced from 
pulpits and in political 
campaigns -- all for something 
which is not theirs to change. If 
there is a choice involved, it is to 
refuse to accept marginalized 
status. I suspect that is the sense 
of "chosen" the first writer 
meant, though it is obvious that 
is NOT how Ms. McCoy chose 
to interpret it. 

As for Ms. McCoy's ridicule of 
the letter writer's refusal to have 
their name published, the reason 
should be obvious to anyone 
with a modicum of compassion 
and understanding -fear-fear of 
reprisals from gay-bashers on 
this campus and in the 
community. It takes great 
courage to acknowledge one's 
own non-traditional sexuality 
and to speak up for it in a public 
forum. I commend the 
anonymous letter writer f(»^ that 
courage. 

Ms. McCoy speaks of her 
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the Gay Rights Movement. 

There is nothing open-minded in 

her letter. She claims we wish to 

impose our "lifestyle" upon the 

majority in our society. She 

claims we are "targeting the 

breakdown of the family." And 

she claims that efforts to have 

gay and lesbian roles displayed 

in a positive manner in children's 

books is somehow a threat to 

traditional family values. 

Poppycock! One of the battles 

we are waging is to have the 

right to keep our families! 

Instead, the vicious hate- 

mongering of gay-bashers serves 

to separate gay and lesbian 

children from their parents, gay 

and lesbian parents from their 

children, and deny gay and 

lesbian couples the legal and 

social ties which keep 

relationships together. And 

research indicates that children 

raised by gay and lesbian parents 

are no more likely to turn out 

"damaged" (or gay, for that 

matter) than those from 

"straight" families. In addition, 

thanks to the gay-hating 

environment endorsed by Ms. 

McCoy, gay and lesbian children 

--children- are three to four 

times more likely to attempt 

suicide. Ms. McCoy's letter "was 

not written out of hatred or 

violence." Perh^s sl^ thinks so, 

but tell that to the grieving 

parents of a gay ot lesbian teen 

forced by their sense of 

rejection, loneliness and fear, 

engendered by attitudes like 

hers, to kill themselves. 



As a further result of her 
"open-minded research," Ms. 
McCoy claims that the motive of 
the gay and lesbian rights 
movement is the subversion of 
our society. As a member of that 
movement for some 20 years, 
and having marched in 
Washington and Pittsburgh with 
many gay, lesbian and bisexual 
brothers and sisters (and the 
wonderful members of P-FLAG 
-Parents of Lesbians and Gays), 
having read hundreds of books 
by and about homosexuality, 
having intervened in numerous 
suicide crises, having watched 
the loyal and tender comfort 
given by the gay and lesbian 
community to ADDS victims who 
were rejected by family and 
abandoned by society, and 
having watched far too many 
intelligent, gentle, loving 
compassionate young people 
suffer undeserved abuses, I can 
say, with total conviction, that 
Ms. McCoy knows nothing «f 
the gay and lesbian rights 
movement beyond her own 
paranoid fears and prejudices. 
All we want is to be able to 
LOVE without fear or 
q)pression. 

Gays and lesbians aren't all 
that much different from you, 
Ms. McCoy. You know us, for 
we are your brother, sister, 
mother, father, uncle, aunt, 
husband, wife, son, daughter or 
best friend. We get up in the 
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Somedays we do well, manage 
to get most of our work 
completed, manage to avoid 
argument or anger - other days, 
we fail and feel frustrated, 
grouchy and depressed. Most of 
us who are single dream about 
finding that special "someone." 
And, if we find them, we are 
giddy with joy, insufferable in 
our happiness, and blind to the 
world as only lovers can be. And 
if the relationship should fail, we 
cry bitterly, feel utterly worthless 
and believe that hope and joy 
have completely evaporated. If 
we stub our toes, it hurts, if we 
cut ourselves, we bleed, and if 
we try something new, we're 
often frightened and uncertain. 
We want good jobs, a nice car, a 
comfortable home and someone 
to share it with. What in that, 
save the gender of our loved 
ones, is so frighteningly different 
that you must strike out against 
us? I really don't understand. I 
suspect I never will. 
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Geography and Earth Science 



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Editor's note: This letter is in 
response to last week's 
"Response to one proud 
feminist " 

To explain to your own 
ignorance, I must inform you 
that you missed my point 
completely I was only using the 
two specific fraternities as 
simple examples of the whole. 
Your "duty" to try to inform me 
of what really occurs at your 
social events was unnecessary. 
You did not need to attempt to 
justify yourself because the fact 
is that women and the female 
form is used to grab the attention 
of males. Although you say the 
women who participate do so 
willingly, it's the fact that you 
provide this type of 
entertainment that is the ground 
for my argument. 

To put it in plain person's 
terms, this is contributing to 
exploitation and the degradation 
of women. In simpler terms, the 
cycle of oppression continues 
because of it. And the women 
who participate are caught in the 
cycle as well. Your desire for 
this type of entertaiimient allows 
women to provide it for you 
because they believe this is what 

(Cont. onpg. 4) 



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Hide Park 

(conL from pg. 2) 



odds with one another, to 
eliminate the most vocal of the 
opposition by forcing them into 
hazardous duty? 

All men are not created 
equally, nor are women. I will 
never play basketball like 
Michael Jordan; I will never 
inspire like Martin Luther King; 
I will never annoy so many 
people as Barney the Dinosaur. 

The notion that we are all 
created equally is a standard that 
should be applied to our rights, 
not our God-given abilities. 
Serving in the military is a 
privilege, with our successful 
admission and participation 
contingent upon our abilities. 
Serving in the military never has 
been, and I hope never will be, a 
right Further, it should be noted 
that several countries who 
CMiginally had women in combat 
have dropped that policy. Also, 
the last time I looked, the United 
States of America had the finest, 
most successful military 
institution in the world; let's not 



risk messing it up for the sake of 
employing a feminist policy of 
social engineering. 

ITie last significant point made 
by Ms. Huffman was the issue of 
the first lady. Hillary Rodham 
Clinton is doing far more than 
participating in the decision 
making process; she controls 
more than 10 percent of our 
Gross Domestic Product (GDP). 
Any rational person would 
expect that a spouse of the 
president would, and should, 
give his/her input to the 
president, but Mrs. Clinton's 
current position far exceeds that 
mere expectation. The objection 
to her involvement quite rightly 
resides in the fact we, as a 
nation, did not elect Mrs. 
Clinton, nor did the Congress 
have the opportunity to vote on 
her appointment. Remember that 
all of the presidential cabinet 
appointees had to be approved 
by Senate. I would think that a 
rational person would agree that 
such an influential posifion as 



held by Mrs. Clinton should 
require Senate approval. C'mon, 
even the secretary of the interior 
who presides over acres of dirt 
and wood requires Senate 
confirmation. 

Ms. Huffman made many valid 
points about the issues of forced 
sex. Regrettably, there still are 
those segments of the population 
which do not understand that 
"no" does indeed mean "no". 
Fortunately, that is a very small 
part of society, and I hope, will 
continue to become smaller still. 
However, using a friend's 
personal tragedy to buttfess the 
misguided allegations in this 
treatise shows a lack of, or 
simple aversion to, professional 
and personal ethics. Further, 
although Ms. Huffman is quite 
obviously passionate about her 
beliefs, passion does not excuse 
the perversion and distortion of 
the facts. 

Eric Brophy is a second year 
Communication graduate 
student 



Reader Responses . . . 



(Cont. from pg. 3) 



their life is aimed at to satisfy a 
man. What does the woman gain 
out of this? NOTHING. She 
does, however, continue to be 
treated as inferior, less equal, 
and unable to overcome these 
false ideas. This lack of 
education on both parts can be 
solved by informing women and 
men of these old attitudes. 



Women are the victims of your 
actions, whether or not you can 
understand it as such. You use 
our image for fun... and do not 
think it offends us. It does, but 
many women are unable to 
recognize it, just as you cannot. 
Many do not have a voice of 
their own. So I am taking the 
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What's wrong with this country, 
aside from "light" beer, is that 
Americans don't know anything 
about foreign affairs. Your 
average American can't even 
answer basic questions about 
geography, such as: 1. In which 
direction does the Nile River 
flow? 2. What can the letters in 
"Great Britain" be arranged to 
spell? (Answers: 1. Downhill; 2. 
"Big Titan Rear.") 

Tragically, we Americans are 
too busy sitting around watching 
worthless juvenile mind-rotting 
TV situation comedies such as 
"Dave's World" (Monday nights, 
CBS, check your local listings) 
to learn about foreign affairs. 
This is bad, because what 
happens abroad can greatly 
affect our lives. For example, if 
tensions were to mount again in 
the Middle East, fighting could 
break out, and it could escalate 
to, God forbid, nuclear war, and 
this would almost definitely 
affect our TV reception. 

This is why today I'm going to 
ix^sent a Foreign News Update, 
starting with an important story 
from the Sept. 2, 1993, Times of 
India, sent in by alert reader 
Tapash Chakraborty. This 
article, which I am not making 
up, states: "Villagers of Khajuria 
in Ganjam district worshiped a 
frog on Monday to appease the 
rain god Indra, as the dry spell 
continued to delay cultivation." 
The article further states that "a 
big live frog tied with a bamboo 
stick was canied by villagers 
who roamed in and around the 
village chanting couplets in 
honor of the wife of Lord Indra." 
The article does not give the 
exact wording of the couplets. 
Probably they went something 
Uke: We need rain; your wife is 
great; here's a frog; let's 
cultivate! 

The article also doesn't state 
whether this effort resulted in 
rain, but I'm sure it did. If you're 
a rain god, and you have people 
waving a frog around and 
chanting about your wife, you're 
definitely going to dump 
something on them . 

But whether or not it worked, 
the point is that the villagers of 
Khajuria DID something about 
their problems. They did not just 
sit back and wait for "the other 
guy" to worship the frog. We 
need more of that kind of 
gumption in this country. Take 
the economy. People have been 
whining about the economy for 
years, but nobody does anything 
about it. I'm not saying we could 
get the eccMiomy going again by 
worshiping a frog. Please do not 
take me for a total idiot. We have 
a huge, complex economy, and 
we'd need a much larger 
amphibian, such as a mantee, or, 
if he is available. Sen. Edward 
M. Kennedy. 

Speaking of frogs, many alert 
readers sent in an Associated 



Press report concerning an 
incident in Manchester, N.H., 
which is not technically a foreign 
country, but you'll want to know' 
about this incident anyway, 
because it involves a woman 
who opened a bag of pretzels 
and pulled out a pretzel with a 
one inch frog baked onto it. The 
AP sent out a photograph 
showing the actual pretzel, and 
sure enough, there's a frog sort 
of welded onto it, looking 
crouched and ready to hop away, 
except of course that frogs 
become very poor hoppers after 
being subjected to the pretzel- 
baking process, as has been 
verified in countless laboratory 
experiments. 

My first thought, when I saw 
this article, was that maybe the 
frog had been put there on 
purpose. We live in an era of 
inaeasingly complex snack-food 
variations, such as Jalapeno 
Cheddar 'n' Onion Graham 
Crackers ("Now with 
Avocado!"). It's entirely possible 
that marketing experts at the 
pretzel company were simply 
enhancing their product line 
("Now With Frogs!"). But 
apparently that was not the case 
with these pretzels, so the 
woman took them back to the 
food store, which gave her a 
handsome baked i^nce. 

No, seriously, the store gave 
her a refund, so all's well that 
ends well. But that does not 
mean we should relax, not with 
these alarming cheese-related 
developments that are taking 
place in England. I refer to a 
May 26, 1993, UPI report, sent 
in by alert reader Clyde E. 
Morgan, which begins: 
"Fourteen people were injured 
taking part in the annual Double 
Gloucester cheese-rolling race." 
I am still not making this up. The 
article states that this race takes 
place every year, and it involves 
"rolling large round slabs of 
cheese down a hill," with 
individual cheeses "reaching 
speeds of up to 50 kilometers per 
hour." Last year, 27 people were 
injured. 

The question is: What if this 
kind of semideadly activity 
catches on in this country? I, 
personally, am not worried, 
because I live in South Florida, 
which is extremely flat; plus, 
even if you could get a large 
cheese rolling down here, 
passing armed motorists would 
blow it to smithereens. But what 
if peq)le start rolling cheeses in, 
say, Colorado? What if you get 
one of those big babies hurtling 
down a Rocky Mountain, 
straight toward -- to pick a 
worst-case scenario — a John 
Denver concert? 

. . .friends around the campfire. 
And everybody's hiiiEEE 
(SPLAT). Is that the kind of 
nation you want your children vo 
grow up in? Me, too. 



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News 



New CSA constitution is ratified 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



The new constitution of the 
Clarion Students' Association 
has cleared its final hurdle on the 
way to ratification this week 
after the student body passed the 
referendum by a vote of 486 to 
ten, much more than the 
necessary two-thirds majority of 
those students voting needed to 
pass the measure. 

"I am very pleased. The 
constitution is exactly geared to 
the future of the Students' 
Association," said Gara L. 
Smith, resident of Student 
Senate. "I am elated. I feel like I 
won Publisher's Clearing House 
sweepstakes." 

The constitution has already 
been reviewed by the members 
of the Council of Trustees of the 
university, although they do not 
vote on the measure, under the 
requirements for ratification of 
the constitution. President Diane 
Reinhard has already given her 
approval to the document 

At Monday's Student Senate 
meeting, the moticHi to ratify the 
amendment passed with no 
opposing votes. No additions 
had bera made since the motion 
was put (» the table at Oa. 2S's 
meeting. Then on Tuesday and 
Wednesday, the motion wmt on 
to be approved by the entire 
body of the Clarion Students' 
Association. 

Among other changes, the 
passing of the constituti(» alters 
the terms of office. Under the 



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Clarion University students went to the ballot box this week to vote on the proposed 
constitution for the Clarion Students Association. The new constitution was easily 
approved and has already been approved by University President Dr. Diane Reinhard. 



new constitution, terms of office 
will begin the end of April and 
conclude (me calendar year later. 
The first senate etected under the 
new constitution, during 
elections next week, will only 
serve for one semester. 

The constitution creates a 
board of directors to oversee the 
CSA, a function that was 
formerly carried out by the 
Student Senate. 

"In the history of Student 
Senate, we never completely 
fulfilled our duties as Board of 



Directors," said Smith. "The 
duties of the board have never 
been defined enough. It is a 
tremendous responsibility to 
undertake." 

Under the new constitution, the 
Board of Directors is comprised 
of the President of Student 
Senate, the Vice President of 
Student Senate, three members 
of the CSA, the Vice President of 
Finance and Administration, the 
Vice President of Student 
Affairs, a Clarion Alumnus and a 
faculty member. 



A CSA member is any student 
of Clarion University who has 
paid his or her activity fee. The 
CSA members selected to the 
board will be ^pointed by the 
Student Senate. 

The faculty member will be 
selected by faculty senate and 
the Alumni member will be 
selected by the Alumni Board of 
Directors. 

All members of the board 
except the President and Vice 
President of Student Senate and 
the Alumnus member must be 



approved by the president of the 
university. 

The Board of Directors will 
have no say ovct the recognition 
of campus organizations nor 
over the allocation of the student 
activity fee. Both those functions 
will still be carried out by 
Student Senate. Actions taken 
by the board can be over-ridden 
by a 2/3 referendum of the CSA 
body. 

"This is the biggest thing that 
has ever happened to CSA next 
to its beginning," said Smith. "It 
is a new and exciting 
foundation." 

As part of other internal 
changes, a treasurer's position 
will be created. The Treasurer 
will keep records of all activity 
fee acounts, will serve as 
d^aiqierson of the appropriations 
committee, and will be a 
member of the executive council 
of the senate. Other monbers of 
the executive committee are the 
president and vice president 

The student centers standing 
committee will also be 
eliminated as part of the 
reorganization. It may beoxne a 
sub-c«nmittee. 
Student Senators are required to 
serve on two standing 
committees and one sub- 
committee during the entirety of 
their term. 

Smith attributed much of the 
success in passing the 
constitution to the work put fordi 
by the student senate and by 
Vice President for Student 
Affairs, Dr. George W. Curtis. 



Student Senate election rules clarified 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 



Among the changes 
incorporated into the new 
student senate constituti(xi is the 
inclusioi of an amendment to the 
by-laws that will govern the 
manner in which elections to 
yaaUt are hekl. 

Until the passage of this 
amendment thore were no fcvmal 
or written guidelines governing 
the elections. 

The new guidelines regulate 
the dates of the elections held 



each spring semester, deadlines 
for submitting applications, 
locations of poll sites and 
procedures for handling the 
ballot box. 

These regulations come as a 
result of controversy surrounding 
last year's election. After last 
year's student senate elections, a 
motion was presented before 
senate that the elections be 
voided and the process begun 
anew. 

During last year's elections, 
one voting sessicm was missed in 
Carlson Library , the ballot box 



was stored off campus overnight 
and a candidate was permitted to 
run even though the application 
was not submitted to senate by 
the deadline, based only on the 
2tppto\2l of then senate President 
Brian Hoover. 

Pictures of all candidates 
were also removed from 
displays of their platforms after 
several candidates either failed 
to arrive for £4)pointments with 
an appointed photographer or did 
not even make appointments at 
all. 

"I don't think that was right" 



said current election committee 
chairman Jay Campbell. "People 
knew when pictures were to be 
taken. This year I want to see 
the pictures up." 

One failed returning adult 
candidate brought the issues to 
the senate after the missed voting 
session in Carlson. 

"As a non-traditional student I 
lost support due to the loss of 
polling time," said former 
student senate candidate Rodney 
Sherman. "Most of my support 
does not use [the other polling 
sites]." 



The new election guidelines 
may take care of the problems. 

Under the rules, no candidate 
can be added after the deadline. 
Poll sites are formally listed and 
are to be staffed by student 
senators not seeking re-election. 
It is now the candidates' 
responsibility to ensure that his 
or her picture is taken by an 
appointed photograpner. 

"I'm looking forward to the 
elections," said Campbell. "I 
think they're going to go well. I 
think that we have a good 
system." 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1!^3 



Awareness poll 

Clarion students tell what they know about HIV/AIDS 



by Christy Williams 
News Writer 



HIV or AE)S has never, as of 
yet, been diagnosed at the 
Keeling Student Health Center. 
However, as a small rural 
university students should not 
delude themselves into believing 
diat it will not occur. 

It is predicted ten to IS percent 
of people age 15 to 25 will be 
infected with AIDS within the 
next ten years. Although Clarion 
is in a rural setting, the students 
are from different friaces, and not 
isolated. 

Since the beginning of the fall 
semester, 1990, approximately 
three percent of Clarion 
University's Keeling Health 
Center's visits are STD related. 
The incidences of these are 
probably higher because some 
students get treated off campus. 

The average incidence of 
STD's in a college setting can 
range from 15-20 percent. At 
it's lowest estimation, of every 
ten people a student knows, at 
least one of them probably has a 
sexually transmitted disease. 

HIV and AIDS continually 
raise new questions. AIDS 
education is constantly being 
stressed, but how much do CUP 
students actually know or 
practice? 

The Call questioned 150 
students about their knowledge 
and practices regarding AIDS. 
85 were male, and 65 were 
female. Ill of the students 
questioned were between the 
ages of 18 and 20, 33 were 
between the ages of 21 and 24 
and seven were over the age of 
24. 

The first set of questions were 
designed to see how many of the 



students questioned have 
actually put themselves at risk to 
the AIDS virus. 

When asked if they ever had 
unpr(Hected sex, 68 percent said 
that they had, and 38 percent 
said that they had not. The 
females questioned had a much 
higher incidence of practicing 
safe sex than the men did. 68 
percent of the females said they 
practiced protected sex more 
frequently than unprotected sex, 
while only 30 percent of the 
males said they practiced 
protected sex more often. 

When asked if alcohol and/cM^ 
drug use had ever influenced 
their sexual behavior, 67 percent 
of the students questioned said it 
had influenced their behavior. 

Fear seems to have elevated in 
the majority of college students 
concerning STD's. 75 percent of 
the students questioned said that 
fear of AIDS or other STD's 
influenced their sexual behavior. 

The most easily identified 
symptoms of AIDS are: tender or 
enlarged lymph glands in the 
armpit, neck or groin, 
unexplained sbcxtness of breath, 
feeling tired, persistent fever, 
unexplained weight loss, 
persistent rash or unusual 
blemishes especially around the 
face and mouth and unusual 
bruising or bleeding. 

According to the Centers for 
Disease Control (CDC) in 
Atlanta, Ga., many people 



infected with AIDS have 
absolutely no symptoms. The 
CDC also said that only about 
half the people who become 
infected with HIV develop 
visible symptoms of AIDS 
within ten years. 

When The Call asked the 
students to identify the 
symptoms of AIDS, only 39 
percent of the students could 
identify more than two. 

The best way to prevent 
sexually transmitted diseases, 
especially AIDS, is by practicing 
abstinence. 13 percent of the 
students questioned did not 
know this. 

There are only three ways that 
a college student could be 
infected with AIDS. The first is 
by having sexual intercourse- 
anal, vaginal, or oral-with an 
infected person. 

Almost 20 percent of the 
students questioned did not 
know AIDS can be contracted by 
engaging in oral sex with an 
infected perscHi. 

The second way is by sharing 
drug needles (X syrii^es with an 
infected person and the third is 
through a blood tr^isfusion. 

15 percent of the students 
questioned falsely believed that 
AIDS can be contracted by 
kissing an infected person. It 
cannot. 

When asked if they thought 
AIDS could be contracted by 
giving blood, 39 percent of the 



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students answered yes. "You are 
not now, nor have you ever been 
in danger of getting AIDS from 
giving blood at a blood bank. 

The needles that are used at a 
blood bank are brand new. Tinsxt 
is no way you can come in 
contact with the AIDS virus by 
donating blood." said a 
spdcesman for the CEC 

There is, however, a risk of 
getting AIDS from a blood 
transfusion. This risk has been 
reduced by screening the donws 
for risk factors and donated 
blood for the AIDS antibody. 

"Today, there are promising 
new medical treatments that can 
postpone many of the illnesses 
associated with AIDS, but there 
is no cure. 

Practicing safe sex or 
abstinence and not using IV 
drugs is the only way to protect 
yourself." said Dr. Ben Scoscia 
of Allegheny General Hospital in 
Pittsburgh, PA. 

"The Keeling Health Center 
does provide AIDS testing for 
students who need it. Although, 
if pre or post counseling is 
needed we send students to the 
Clarion Hospital." said Alice 
Spindler, Nursing Supervisor of 
the KSHC. "The Keeling Health 
Center supports AIDS 
educational programs and acts as 
a source of information and 
referral." 

If you or anyone you know is 
having a problan with AIDS or 
needs tested, the AIDS hotline 
number is 226-7011 or (800)627- 
7116. 

R.Thomas Henderson and R. 
Lynn Sherman assisted in the 
research for this article. 



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AIDS 

a history: 

Scientists are not certain 
fcow, when or where the AID^; 
>irus evolved and first inlected 
human beirqgs. 

Researchers have shown thst 
HIV-1 and HIV-2 are more 
closely related to stmiilli: 
viruses which infect monkeys^ 
than to each other. Thus it h$ai 
been suggested that HIV 
evolved fron^ viruses that 
originaDy infected monkeys in 
Africa and was then spread 
somehow to humans. 

An argument against this 
theory is that the virus has 
only been found in humans 
and has never isolated from 
any anhnal species. 

AIDS was first identified as 
a "new** disease by f^y^cians 
in Los Aiqgeles and New York 
City in 1980 and 1981. The 
doctors recognized the 
condition as something new 
l>ecause all the patients were 
otherwise healthy, young 
homosexual men suffering 
from rare forms of cancer and 
pneumonia. 

The name AIDS was 
adopted in 1982. Scientists 
soon determined that AIDS 
occured when the immune 
tpUm became damaged, atid 
fluit the fqgent that caused the 
<|«littilge was spread through 
sexual contact, shared needles 
and infected blood 
ifiWiAisions. 

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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



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Grievance filed over sabbatical leaves 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Writer 
Rodney Sherman 
News Editor 



The Clarion Call has learned 
that a grievance has been filed 
by the university's Association of 
Pennsylvania State College and 
University FaculUes (APSCUF) 
union over the way the 
administration awarded 

upccxning sabbatical leaves. 



Robert Balough, president of 
the Clarion University chapter of 
APSCUF confirmed Tuesday 
that a grievance has been filed. 
Balough said the grievance was 
filed to ensure the university 
followed procedures previously 
agreed upon when upcoming 
sabbaticals were granted. 

The grievance concerns a 
possible violation of procedure 
when an employee was passed 
over for a sabbatical leave. 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Nov. 01, through Nov. 
07, 1993. 

On Nov. 2, at approximately 3:17 a.m., Public Safety Officers 
observed flames and smoke coming from the front step of Moore 
Hall. A lounge chair had been ignited by unknown acuxs. The flames 
were extinguished without any damage to Moore Hall. Under 
investigati(». 

On Nov. 3, at aKMOximately 5:40 p.m., a student reported his boots 
and socks were stolen from an unsecured locker in Tippin Gym. The 
boots were brown leather (Colorado Boots) valued at $70.00. 

Several vehicles were reported to have been scratched with a key or 
other object Tlie vehicles were parked in lot "D." Incident could have 
happened sonetime between Nov. 2 and Nov. 4. Under investigation. 

A fire alarm station was activated on the second floor of Campbell 
Hall on Nov. 5, at £q)proxiinately 1:17 a.m. An unknown person struck 
a smoke detector head, damaging it. UndCT investigation. 

A fu-e alarm station was activated on the sixth floor of Wilkinson 
Hall by damaging the detector head. This happened on Nov. 5, at 
approximately 2:02 a.m. Under investigation. 

A report was received from a student that the center caps from his 
custom rims were stolen from lot "G" on Oct. 8. ITie caps are gray 
with the letters ABS. Incident was repOTted Nov.5. 

A student reported a scratch of approximately three and one half 
feet on the trunk of his car. The car was parked near Ralston Hall. 
This h^pened on Nov. 6. 

A student was cited for minors possession after being confronted as 
he entered Campbell Hall with a duffel bag containing 12 forty ounce 
bottles of malt liquor. This happened on Nov. 6, at ap[n'Oximately 8: 10 
p.m. 

The receiver of a courtesy phone in the Gemmell Center was 
reported missing. This was repealed on Nov. 6. 



If anyone has any infonnation concernli^ these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Balough said the grievance 
was filed in part to ensure 
timeliness of the complaint. 

Sabbatical leaves have been 
granted to the following 
employees; Arthur Barlow, Fall 
1994; Larry Dennis, Spring 
1995; Brian Dunn, 1994-95 
academic year (half pay); Anita 
Hall, 1994-95 academic year 
(full pay); Mary Hardwick, Fall 
1994; James Holden, Fall 1994; 
Erika Klusener, Fall 1994; 
Thomas Schaeffer, Fall or Spring 
1994-95; Ron Shumaker, 1994- 
95 academic year (full pay); Lou 
Tripodi, Spring 1995; Gil Twiest, 
Summers of 1994 and 1995; 
Bernard Vavrek, Fall 1994; and 
Hal Wassink, Fall 1994. 

When an employee files a 
grievance, it is channeled step by 



step through their immediate 
supervisor, then to the university 
Vice-President, followed by the 
University President. 

If the matter is not resolved at 
any one of those levels, the issue 
is sent to the Employee and 
Labor Relations Division of the 
Office of the Chancellor for the 
State System of Higher 
Education (SSHE). 

Scott Shewell, spokesman for 

SSHE said Wednesday that a 

policy grievance has been 

received by the chancellor's an 

is under review. 

Shewell said the grievance 
alleges that Clarion University 
failed to abide by a previous 
agreement to meet and discuss 
the process for granting 
sabbatical leaves to qualified 



personnel. 

The grievance alleges a change 
in the pattern of granting the 
leaves in contrast with past 
practices of the university. 

While Balough would not say 
who the employee was that the 
possible violation involved, he 
did not rule out that the 
employee may not be a full-tune 
instructor. 

The person "is not a 
temporary," said Balough, 
"Everyone who applied is 
tenured." 

The current contract between 
the union and the university 
stipulates that an employee has 
completed seven years of service 
before being considered for a 
sabbatical leave, no mention of 
full-time status is made. 



CUP professor meets Mandela 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



Dr. Ed Grejda, professor of 
English at Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania, recently attended 
the 16th Annual Conference of 
the Fulbright Association in 
Washington, D.C. The theme of 
the conference was "Pathways to 
Peace." 

Highlighting the conference 
was the first presentation of the 
$50,000 J. William Fulbright 
Prize Laureate for International 
Understanding Award to Nelson 
Mandela. The prize honored 
Mandela for his personal 
courage and selfless 
determination to eliminate racial 
and political barriers in South 
Africa and to focus international 
attention on the divisive 
practices that have for so long 
been part of the daily lives of 
South Africans of all races. The 
prize particularly recognized 



Mandela's commitment to the 
resolution of longstanding 
injustices in a peaceful and 
pluralistic manner. 

Grejda met Mandela at a 
reception following the 
ceremony and was imiM^ssed by 
the man, who a few weeks later 
would win the Nobel Peace 
Prize. "He had spent 28 years in 
prison and showed no 
bitterness," said Grejda. "He told 
me that he was 75 years old and 
had never been allowed to vote 
out loud. He told me that 'We 
cannot, however, be bound by 
the past, we must look ahead."' 

Grejda is a two-time recipient 

of a Fulbright Scholarship, to 

China in 1980-81 and Barbados 

in 1987-88. 

In establishing the prize, made 



possible through a grant by The 
Coca-Cola Foundation, the 
Fulbright Association and its 
cooperating American and 
foreign associations sought to 
provide substantial recognition 
to individuals who dedicate their 
energies to improving 
international understanding. 

Established in 1946 under 
Congressional legislation, the 
Fulbright program is designed 
"to increase mutual 
understanding between the 
people of the United States and 
the people of other countries." 
Individuals are selected on the 
basis of academic and 
professional qualifications, plus 
their ability and willingness to 
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Number two mm at State 
Department resigns 

Clifton Wliarton. ttie State 
Department's number two 
official, resigned Monday night 
after only eight months on the 
job, blaming "sustained 
anonymous leaks to the media" 
for his eariy departure. 

He said be decided to resign 
rather than to allow his 
effectivoiess to be eroded. 

President Clinton and 
Secretary of State Warren 
Christopher expressed regret 
over Wharton's departure and 
praised his contributions to the 
administration. 

An official said Wharton, one 
of the administration's highest 
ranking blacks, was the wrong 
person to serve as Christopher's 
top dqputy. His resignation came 
amid growing concern in 
Congress and elsewhere about 
the Clinton administration's 
managonent of fcxeip policy. 

Kevorkian bailed out 

Dr. Jack Kevmkian was getting 
so much attration from his jail- 
house hungo* strike that a lawyer 
who doesn't supp<»t his role in 
assisted suicides put up $2,000 
Monday and bailed him out. 

Kevorkian, who went to a 
Michigan jail last Friday rather 
than post bond himself, said he 
was dis^pointed to be leaving, 
but added, "There's no way I 
could refuse. That would be 
unconscionably headstrong." 

Lawyer John A. DeMoss 
posted $2,000 in cash for the 
$20,000 bond. 

Kevoikian has assisted in 19 
suicides in various states. He 
continued, even after Michigan 
passed a law prohibiting assisted 
suicides, and has vowed to 
continue his ways. 



HDTV design advances 

The crystal-clear pictures and 
concert-quality sound of high- 
definition television crept closer 
to the american market Monday 
with advisory committee 
approval of designs for a final 
test in Washington D.C. 

Approval comes six months 
after four industry groups started 
working together to win 
approval fen* the new technology. 

Tlieir efforts led to selection of 
a 5.1 channel Dolby AC-3 for 
audio and a method of picture 
delivery compatible with both 
"iM'ogressive" scanning, used to 
transmit computer pictures, and 
the "interlaced" method that 
works best for movies. 

HDTV is expected to be the 
next fad in hone electronics. 

Authors eye data toll 

Lawyers for American writers 
are seddng to have tolls chaiged 
on the infocmation superhighway 
of the future, to make sure 
authors get a fair share of the 
electronic media's explosive 
growth. 

The N^ional Writers Union 
said Monday during it's meeting 
in New York city, that it was 
preparing a lawsuit against some 
of the country's largest 
newspapers and computer 
information services to 
determine if a writer should get 
paid when his story is read or 
reproduced electronically. 
Spokesmen for the 4,000 
member union declined to name 
the companies to be sued. 

Puppy mauls infant 

A baby girl in Chicago was 
bitten to death Monday by a 
Rottweiler puR)y her parents had 
just bought for protection, 
animal control officers said. 

The 75 pound dog dragged 
five-month-old Sasha Brown 
from her baby seat and mauled 
her to death. 




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Alzheimer's 

Excess zinc could exacerbate 
or even trigger dementia in 
people with Alzheimer's disease 
by creating a sticky glue that 
clings to brain cells and 
eventually kills them, 
researchers reported Monday. 
There is no evidence that zinc 
alone incre^es S(xneone's risk of 
getting Alzheimer's. 

Drs. Rudolph Tanzi and 
Ashley Bush of Massachusetts 
General Hospital made the 
discovery. 2^nc is vital for iH^n 
functions, particularly the short- 
term miemory. 



Madomui act draws protest 

Angered by pop-star Madonna's 
intimate gestures with the Puoto 
Rican flag during a concert, 
angry protesters demonstrated 
near the pqp singa''s Miani, Fla. 
bayside mansion Saturday. 

During an Oct 26 show near 
San luan, Madonna, known for 
her controversial shows, used a 
small flag to wipe away sweat, 
then held the flag to her chest 
and passed it between her legs. 

"She's known fw her tasteless 
acts and she has no mcnals. W^ 
when she insulted my country, 
my island, my mon^s kicked in," 
said organizer Lisa Chapano. 



Clinton calls for living wills 

President Clinton urged 
families Sunday to consider 
living wills that stipulate when 
an ailing person should be 
allowed U) die, sugg^ting "that's 
one way to weed... out" some 
questionable health care costs. 

"I certainly would sign one," 
Clinton said, adding that he had 
discussed the issue with his wife, 
Hillaiy, whose fatho- died earlier 
this year after a lingering ilhiess 
and a sttdce. 

Medical experts say 
particularly high costs can be 
incurred when trying to keep 
someone alive against high odds. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Jesuit Colleges 
form alliance 

Students who attend Jesuit 
campuses have formed an 
organization to increase 
communication among their 
colleges and universities, student 
leaders in the organization said. 

Jesuit University Students 
Concerned with Enpowerment 
(JUSTICE) was started in 1992 
as a link between the 28 Jesuit 
campuses nationwide. Its 
purpose is to help the students 
bond spiritually and allow them 
to develop friendships with 
students in other Jesuit 
universities. 

Each Jesuit University has 
JUSTICE meetings where the 
university's issues can be 
addressed. Students talk about 
their concerns within the 
university and discuss national 
concerns, such as 

multicuituralism. The 

organization also serves as a 
liaison for other campus groups 
that could b^efit firom the topics 
discussed. 

The main event of JUSTICE 
that brings its members together 
is its naticxial omvention, which 
was held this fall at Sf^g Hill 
College in Mobile, Ala. About 
40 students attended the 
convention. In addition to 
hearing speakers, the Jesuit 
students choose a nati(Hial issue 
to support for the upconing year. 



Christian music controversy 

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Student funding will continue 
to back a Christian rock jx^ognun 
on N(nth Michigan's University's 
student station, WUPX-FM in 
Marquette, Mich. 

The radio show, which is 
funded with student activity 
money, was in conflict with a 
university policy prohibiting 
student activity money from 
being used to fund religious 
activities, detractors said. 

The radio receives about 
$9,700 a semester from student 
activity fees, and a portion of 
this money is used to fund the 
Christian rock program. 

Station Manager Kale 
Seagraves defended the Christian 
progranuning. He said the show 
is not a religious activity and 
does not promote a specific 
religion. He said the station 
simply plays music that has won 
awards and is listened to by the 
students with varied religious 
beliefs and l^ckgrounds. 

Seagraves said that the show is 
aired on Sunday from 5:00 p.m. 
to 8:00 p.m. because the disc 
jockey was available at that time, 
and not for religious reasons. 

Dean of Students Sandra 
Michaels, also defending the 
programming, said the show is 
not a religious activity. 

"It's allowing them (the radio 
station) to play all the rock 
music that students find 
popular," said Michaels. 



Survey reveals athletes' 
bad habits 

A survey of college athletes 
drug use and understanding of 
the AIDS virus found that steroid 
use has decreased and that half 
the athletes were unclear about 
how AIDS is transmitted. ^ 

The number of steroid users in 
colleges has dropped two 
percent, the Michigan State 
University survey said. In 1985, 
when the survey was first 
conducted, four percent of 
athletes said they had used 
anabolic steroids. This number 
increased to five percent in 1989 
and dropped to two percent this 
academic year. 

"I think this indicates that 
athletes are getting smarter about 
the side effects. They're realizing 
this stuff just isn't good for you," 
said William Anderson, director 
of the survey. 

Anderson said the decrease in 
the anabolic steroids may be a 
sign that steroid users are 
moving to "designer drugs." He 
said the survey found that steriod 
users were more likely than ncHi- 
steriod users to the use the new 
class of drugs such as 
epitestosterone, clenbuteral and 
human growth hormones. 

Because litUe is known about 
the side effects of these designer 
drugs, they could be more 
harmful than the anabolic 
steroids, added Rick Albrecht, 
who helped administer the 
survey. 



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NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



FuH House q 



Newsq 



*** "Sink the Bismmsk!" (1960) Kenneth More. 



GoH: Mexican Open -- First Round. From Mexico City. (Live) 



Pyramid 



(3:00) 



Pyramid [Major Dad q 



•k*V2 "The Valachi Papers" 



**h "A Doll's House (1973, Drama) 'G' 



Muppete iCraiy Kids |Hey Dude (R) 



Facts of LHe iNinja Turtles 



1972) Charles Bronson. PG' 



Roseanneq 



NBC News 



IM I 7:30 I 8:00 I 8 :30 

**V^ "CrocoOle' Dundee II (1988) Paul Hogan 



HwOCopyq 



cogsa. 



CBS 



Roseanneq 



Jeopatdylq 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Rtoiried... 



AmJoumal 



Wh. Fortune 



Matlock (In Stereo) q 



PG'q 



Mad-You iWingsg 



9:00 



9:30 



10:00 



* "Future Kk*" (1991. Scier|ce Fiction) R 



Misaing Persons (In Stereo) 



Seinfeld g iFfaaiefq 



**** The Wizard of Oz" (1939. Fantasy) Judy Garland. 



•••• "T?ie Wizard oIOz' (1939. Fantasy) 



Simpsons q 



Mad-You 



Sinbadg 



Win fl«q 



••• "A Farewea to Arms" (1957. Dranw) Rock Hudson. (In Stereo) 



Up Close 



Ninia Turtles 



Sportacenter 



Major Dad g 



In Color 



Judy Garland. 



Seinfeld g 



Heman 



Fraaierg 



10:30 



11:00 



Primetime Uvt g 



Inside the NFL (In Stereo) 



LA. Law "Safe Sex" g 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) g 



Eye to Eye {\t\ Stereo) g 



Mama 



LA. Law "Safe Sex" g 



Newsg 



Code 3 (R) g 



Newsg 



Colege FoolbaM: Brigham Yourm at San Diego State. (Live) 



***Vt 'Greystoke: TTw Legend of Tenan. Lord of the Apes' (1984) 



***V2 "The Hustler ' {\%\ 



Spacehunter: Adventures" 



Wlwgsq 



Guts 



** 



Vi "In Love and War' (1987, Drama) James Woods. 



What You Do 



Drama) Paul Newman, Piper Laurie 



Supermarliet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney iBuMwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Kennedy (Part 1 of 2) 



*** "The Mamtx) Kings" (1992) Armand Assante. R' g 



ii* "Medicine Man " (19^) Sean Connery. PG-13' g 



Partridge IQet Smart 



Oiina Beach "Vets" g 



Dr^inet 



BobNewhart 



11:30 



Real Sex 7 



12:00 

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Cheers g iNightHneg 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In 



EdHion 



In Color 



Stereo) q 



Late Show g 



Love Con. 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Sportscenter 



•* "The Concrete Jimgle 



Whws q iWings g 



** "Scissors" (1991, Suspense) Sharon Stone. 'R' g 



***Vi "Die Hard" (1988. Suspense) Bruce Willis. R' g 



M.T. Moore |M.T. Moore IVanPyke 



*** "in Country" (1989. Drama) Bruce Willis. Emily Uoyd, Joan Allen. 



Lucy Show 



Drag Racing 



Odd Couple 



"Oackbeltll" 



'Taking B. 



A. Hitchcock 



Unsolved Mystertet 



FRIDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 12. 1993 



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4:00 



4:30 



(3:30) "Funny Farm "(1988) 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Copsq 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) "A Tinte of Destiny" 



Auto Racing 



12^ 



Movie 



Muppets 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



*• "DeUhous"' (1991. Comedy) John Candy. 'PG' q 



Newsq 



Coachq 



Qerakte 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Animaniacs 



Batman 



Newsq 



Newsq 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Roseanneq 



NBC News 



•* "77>e Concrete Jungle" (1960, Drama) Stanley Baker 



Golf: Mexican Open -- Second Round. From Mexico City. 
Pyrmnid [MworDadg jFactaof Life 



•* 



"Fire, Ice and Dynamite" (1990) PG 



BItsySpfcter 



ttoCtese 



Prob.ChNd 



7KK) I 7-M" 



Inside the HFL (In Stereo) 



HardCopyg 



asisms. 



CowD 



CBS Newt 



Roeeanneq 



Jeopardytq 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 






Wh. Fortune 



8:00 I 8:TO I 9M 



** "Interceptor" (1992) Andrew Divoff. 'R^ 



Famly 



iBoy-Worid 



Against fee Grein q 



Djagwosis Murder q 



Qjegnoaia Murder q 



Bileco County. Jr. 



Againat the Grain q 



•**• "77ie Glass Menagerie" (1950) Kirk Douglas. 



Step l>y Step 



9:30 



Crypt Tales 



Mr. Cooper 



10K)0 I 10:30 I 11:00 

**Vz "Passerwef 57" (1992. Drama) 'R'^ 



20/20 q 



"Jack Reed: Badge of Honor" (1993) Brian Dennehy. g 



Bobg 



Bot>g 



X-FMes "Space " (in Stereo) 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) q 



Album Piclwt Fences (In Stereo) q 



Mama 



"Jack Reed: Badge of Honor" (1993) Brian Dennehy. g 



Newsg 



Newsq 



Code 3 (R) g 



Newsg 



Sport a cen t er 



Major Dedg 



American Muscle 



Wingeg 



*** 



'Due/ atDiabto" (1966, Western) James Gamer. 



•* "Deal of the Century'" (1983) Chevy Chase. 'PG' 



Cra«y Kids !Hey Dude (R)IGuts 



**Mi "Perfecf People" (1988) Perry King, Lauren Hutton. 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



J. Winters: Spaced Out 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



LooifflL 



Kennedy (Part 2 of 2) 



IDrag Ra<^: Fall Nat. 



•••\^ "Matewan" (1987, Drama) Chris Cooper, WiH Okiham. 'PG-13' 



IVWale's BaekaS* Preview lEipedWon Earth 



•* "Dr.Gig^es" (1992) Larry Drake. R' !*•* "A League of Their Own" (1992) Geena Davis.'PG 



**% "MaOmse" (1990) 'PG-13' g 



ItaaohMdlnMan^i 



Muppets Go to the Movies 



LA. Law "December Britw " 



Hugh Hefner Once Upon a Tone" (1992) 



Dragnet 



TBobNewhwt|M.T. Moore 



11:30 



Sanders 



Cheere 



Shov 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



NJghtWneg 



Toiritfit Show (In Stereo) g 
Late Show (In Stereo) q 



Editton 
In Color 



LateShowq 



Love Con. 



TonWit Show (In Stereo) g 



•*% "Brass Target" (1978) 



Sportacenter IPRCA Rodeo 



* "The Shrmp on the Barbie" (1990) 



•* "Wigiftf Eyes II" (1991. Suspense) 'R 



M.T. Moore 



•* "Shattavd Innocence" (1968, Drama) Jonna Lee. 



Van Dyke iLucy Show" 



■kVi "The Pamela Prmaple" 
Bikini 2 



Unsolved Myatoriea 



A. HHcheock 



SATURDAY EVENIMO NOVEMBER 13. 1993 



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25 



26 



4:00 



13m. 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



itVz "Let It Ride" (1989) Richard Dreyfuss. 



6:00 



6:30 



7M 



7:30 



**V2 'Pmtocol" (1984, Comedy) GoMie Hawn. 'PG' q 



(3:30) CoMege Football: Illinois at Penn State. (Live) 



College Football 



1 Basketball: Hoop-lt-Up 



*•* "Mr Destiny' (1990, Conwdy) James Beiushi. 



Basketball [Olympic Winterfest UHehammer 



(3:00) •/</f^menca"(1990) 



College FootbaH 



(3:00) "WarGames" (1983) 



Baywatch (In Stereo) g 



Basketball: Hoop-lt-Up 



•*• "Hot/sefcflflpino "(1987) 



Newsg 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsg 



NBC News 



Christine Lahti. 'PG' 



Auto Racing: NASCAR Grand National - Slick 50 300. 



(3:00) Kennedy (R) (Part 2 of 2) 



*** 



!2^L 



•The Living Daylights" (1987) Timothy Dalton. 'PG 



NASCAR 



MiJorDadg 



Sportscenter 



Whigs q 



Wiiht Court 



Court TV 



Wh. Fortune 



Untouchables "Cuta " q 



Cnisaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! q iWh. Fortune 



8:00 



it*Vz 'Hero' 



Georgeq 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



1992. Satire) Dustin Hoffman. 'PG-13' q 



WherelLive 



CafeAme. 



Medicine Woman 



M e d ic i n e Woman 



Cop«g 



Mommies q 



Copa(R)q 



CafeAme. 



**% "While LkiMnng" (1973) Burt ReynoMs. PG' 



Paula Poundrtone q 



Empty Neat INurteeq 



HwtaoflheWeatq 



10:00 



Dream Onq 



10:30 



Crypt Talea 



Commlah "Hero" q 



Sisters (In Stereo) q 



HwtsoftheWeatq 



Waker, Texaa I 



t;/"':»n:Miiri! 



Front Page (hi Stereo) q 



Empty Nest jNuraeaq 



Comic Milp UveTin Stereo) 



Sitlars (In Stereo) q 



Footbal IColage Footbal: LowsvHe at Texas A&M. (Uve)q 



irk "Tank" (1983. Drama) James Gamer. 'PG' 



11:00 



11:30 



Comedy Hour. Dennis Miller 



Newsq 



Newq 



QoMenQIris 



12:00 



'Doi^r 



Empty Nest 



Sabirdav Night Live 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables "Cuba " q 



Arsenk) HaM (In Stereo) q iMusic 



Newsg ISaturday Nitfit Live 



Foottal Scoreboard 



•*% "True Stories" (1986) l)avki Byrne. 



CaaeCfc)aeda 



••• "My Girl" (1991) Macaulav Culkin. 'PG' q 



** "Gftosf Dad" (1990, Come<^) BiM Cost>y. q 



*•% "The Addams Family" 



Cani on TV lArcade 



*** "Noises Off" (1992. Comedy) Card Burnett. 'PG-13' I*** "Far and Away" (1992. Drama) Tom Cruise, fln Stereo) 'PG-IS q 



1991) Anielica Huston, q 



iDouMe Dare IWid Side 



Mistrri's Daughter (Part 1 of 2) 



Sahite 



Legends IDoug 



Mistral's Dawdler (Part 2 of 2) 



IB«W»«» 



Clatiaaa 



iRoundfwuae 



I Sportacenter [Golf 



SUk Stalkinga (In Stereo) q \**Vi "Graveyard SWT (1987. Horror; 



•% "Flfsf of Honor" (1993) Sam Jones. R' I "Fotf Mete/ JackeTl^W) 



***V2 "Gl 



Ran-Stirapy 



len(my 
>y lYou 



fiian Ross" (1992) 'R' iLemmon 
Afraid? IVery Very Nich at Nite~ 



!•• "Sins of Desire" (1992) 'NR' 



*• "Momnie Dearest" (1981 . Drama) Faye Dwawav. Steve Forrest, li^dden lUiwohw d Mysteries 



iSupeinian 



MrTi:^ .! 



SUNDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 14. 1993 



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25 



26 



4:00 



(3:00) 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



6:00 



**\h "An Ameriain Summer" (1990) Mtehael Landes 



PGA GoW: MerriU Lynch Shootout. From Lanai. Hawaii 



PGA Golf: Worid Cup - Final Round. From Orlando. Fla 



Newsq 



MotprWeek 



6:30 I 7HW I 7:30" 



*• "Oh. WhataNkiht" (1992) 'PG-13' 



ABC News 



NBC News 



NFL Football: Minnesota Vikings at Denver Broncos. From Miie High Stadium. (Uve) q 



NFL Football: ReoJonal Coverage 



**'/; "JumDin" Jack Flash" (1986) Whoopi GoMbero. [Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



PGA GoH: Worid Cup - Final Round. From Orlando. Fla. I News 



QM. 



AutoRackig 



Tnbc 



*•* "Journey to the Center of the Earth" (1959) Pat Boone. 'G' 



NASCAR 



(3:00) "Ghost Dad" (1990) 



Sp e ed w a ek 



Ten of Us 



Tennis: Virginia SRms - Final 



Two Dads 



*»V? "Samantha" (1992. Comedy) Martha Plimpton. 'PG' 



(3:30) **Mi "She-Devil" (1989) 'PG-13' g 



Can't on TV [Arcade 



Double Dare 



Ready or Not 



Freshmen 



*• "Settle the Score" (1989. Suspense) Jaclyn Smith. 



Major Dad q iWings q 



*V2 "FoUfSl" (1992. Comedy 



Chris Cross 



Rocko's Life 



Videos 



lAm. Funniest 



I WWness Video (In Stereo) 



MO 



8:30 



MO I iW 



***Vz "Die Hard" (1988. Suspense) Bruce WiWs. 'R' q 



10KM 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



Lois * CkBk-Supennan I "A Mother's Revenge" (19Wj Lesley Ann Warren, q 



••* "A Midnkiht Clew" (1992. Drama) Peter Berg. 'PG 



60 IWnutes... 25 Years (In Stereo) q 



*** "Backdratt" (1991) Chicag) firelwhters work overtime to stop a mad arsonist, q 



60 Minutos.„ 25 Years (In Stereo) g 



Townaend TeJevision g 



I Wteasa VMeo (In Stereo) 



Martin g ILMng Single 



Retum to Lonesome Dove (In Stereo) (Part 1 of 3) g 



Return to Lonesome Dove (k\ Stereo) (Part lof 3) g 



Married.. 



IManied... 



iStar Trek: Next Gener. 



••» "Backr^ft" (1991) Chicago firefighters wori( overthne to stop a mad arsonist, q 



PakfProg. 



*•* "OBsflff Bkiom" (1986, Drama) Jon Voiqht PG \*-irkVi "Thorourm Modam Mm" (1967. Musical) Julie Andrews. 'G 



Ml 



INFL Fbo»>al: Chkago Bears at San Diego Chargers. (Live) g 



**Vi "Into the BaOands" (1991, Western) Bruce Dem. glCase Ctosed g 



Tom Seieck. 'PG-IS' q 



•• "Boris and Natasha" (1988) 'PG 



Legends [You Afraid? [Roundhouse 



*•* "Caroline?" (1990. Mystery) Stephanie ZimbiJist 



*Vi "T7» Stpef" (1991) Joe Pesci. R' g 



"77>ey " (1993, Drama) Patrick Bergin 



iwcii news imofm 



[Lucy Show 



Sik Staldnga (In Stereo) q 



** "Delta Heat" (1992) Anthony Edwards. 



Cheersq 



Clteysg 



Siskel 



Mwphy B. 



t%miA Dram 

raw rrog. 



Rescue 911 



12:00 



"Pass. 57" 



Dear Johnq 



Night Cowt 



Mutt>hYB. 



Lifeatyies 



FYlPltL 



Suspect 






»*% "Hanmm" (19K1 



UiFL 



SMk Stalkings (In Stereo) qlHoivwood 



*** "Casualties of War" (1989) Mfchael J. Fox. R' 



•* "Husbmds and Lovers" (1992) 'R' 



"Little White Lies" (1989, Comedy) Ann Jillian. 



Van Dyke 



M.T. Moore BobNewhart 



Jackie Onassis-bitimato 



Dragnet 



• "Wove/ DestfBs" (1991) 



A. HHcheock 



PaM Program 



Superman 



Paid Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 15. 1993 



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18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



(3:00) 



4:30 



SKM 



5:30 



6:00 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



*<r "Cool World" (1992, Fantasy) Kim Basinger. 'PG-13 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Cop«a 



rmy Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) 'Hammett"(1962) 



Newsq 



Coachq 



Newsq 



Gerakk) 



Oprah 



Newsq 



Winfrey 
niacs ]l 



Animaniacs jBabnan 



Newsq 



News 



6:30 



7KW 



7:30 



**Vz "Diving In" (1990) Matt A(«er 






NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



FuWttouseq 



Newsq 



Rosearewq 



NBC News 



Golf: Mexican Open - Final Round. From Mexreo City. 
Pyramid [Pyramid [ Major Dad q [Facts of Life 



**V2 "Desire in the Dust" (1960, Drama) Raymond Burr. 



(3:15) "Baftfe C^g/s' (1953) 



Th'breds 



Ninja Turtles 



(3:00) *** "Mr. S/^effingfon"(1944) 



ititVt ""Si^rit of the Eagle" (1991) PG 



UpCtose 



>BnjaTwtles 



itardCoBLS. 



J«H)ardYlq 



cowq 



CBS News 



Roseanneq 



Jeopardylq 



Ert. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



AmJoumal 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



***V2 ""A River Runs Through It" (1992) Craig Sheffer. 



Sports Spedrt 



Fresh Prince 



Shade 



Shade 



Btossomq 



Dave's 



Dave's 



10KM 



10:30 I 11^00 



*• "BM of an Eye" (1992) Mkihael Pare. 



11:30 



12:00 



Real Sex 7 (In Stereo) q 



NFL Footbal: Buffato BiMs at Pittsburgh Steelers. From Three Rivers Stadium, q [News q 



"Fatal Deception: Mrs. Lee Harvey Oswaki" (1993) q 



Murphy B. 



MunhvB. 



Love* War 



Love* War 



*** "The Fabdous Baker Soys " (1989) Jeff Bridges, q 



Fresh Prince [Blossom q 



** "The Toy 



Spoftscenter 



' (1982, Comedy) Richard Pryor. PG' 



Looney iCraiy KMs I Hey Dude (R) 



ntVi "SMcUy 



Major Dadq 



NFL Prime Monday 



Wings q 



**^/2 "'A Dolls House" (1973. Drama) G' 



Guts 



**• 



"Daddy ' (1987, Drama) Dermot Mulroney. 



What You Do 



ISwermarttet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



BusOTgss" (1991) 'PG-13' q 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Northern Exposwe q 



Northern Exposuro q 



Mama 



"Fatal Deceptkxt: Mrs. Lee Harm Oswaki" (1993) q 



Newsq 



Code 3 (R) q 



Newsq 



*** "City of Hope" (1991, Drama) Vincent Spano. (In Stereo) 'R' 



PBA Bowling: Sr. Championship 



WWF: Monday Wght Raw 



** ""Deal of the Century" (1983) Chevy Chase. PG 



•*• "SarafrM.'" (1992, Musical) Leieti Khumato. 'PG-13' 



Looney jBuawinlne 



Partridge [Get Smart 



LA. Law "Beef Jericy " q 



ExpedmonEwtt 

Sifc ftafcings (In Stereo) g iWhtSg" 



•* "Nate" (1992) Dennis Hyper. 'R' 



•• "Angel in Red" (1991) Leslie Bega. R' 



Dragnet 



TBob Newhart M.T. Moon 



Boxing 



M.T. Moon 



*• "FaHen Angel" (1981, Drama) Melinda Dilkw. 



Torwtfit Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Editton 



biCoktr 



LateShowq 



Love Con. 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



*•• "Siampoo" (1975) R' 



Sportscenter 



Wings g TOddCoupte 



"Me^ League" (1989) R' 



** "Scissors'' (1991) Sharai Stone. R' q 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsohred Mysteries 



A. Hitehcock 



MysteriM 



TUESDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 16. 1993 



10 



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26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



*♦ 



"Loverboy"' (1989) Patrick Dempsey 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Emi^ Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



cwg 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. AMr 



(3:00) "Glass Menag. 



Max Out (R) 



Pyranwd 



(2:30) 



(3:00) 



Looney 



DnamLfl. 



Pyranwd 



>tewsq 



Coachq 



5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



it**V2 "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" (1969) John NevHte. q 



QeraMo 



Oprah 



Newsq 



Winfrey 

Biacs [I 



Animaniacs [Brtman 



Newsg 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Ful House g 



Roseanneg 



NBC News 



•• "The Toy" (1982, Comedy) Rtehard Pryor. 'PG 



ChaBenge 



Major Dad g 



Max Out 



Facts of Ufa 



NBA Today 



Ninia Turtles 



••* "7?ie Chosen" (1981. Drama) Robby Benson. 'PG 



UpCtose 



Nii» Turtles 



HardCopyq 



Jeopardylg 



Coaa. 



CBS News 



Jeopardylg 



EntTonii^ 



Wh. Fortune 



AmJoumal 



Wh. Fortune 



»M 



8:30 



9.00 



9:30 



**Vi "'Hero" 1992. Satire) Dustin Hoffman •PG-13' g 



Ful House qlPhenom q [Rweanne q iCoach q 



70s CelebraBon: The Beat Is Back (In Stereo) q 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 



Rocq 



BakersfieM 



10:00 



10:30 



Comedy Hour Jamie Foxx" 



NYPD Blue "Ten^)est " q 



DataBne (In Stereo) q 



Retum to Lonesome Dove (In Stereo) (Part 2 of 3) q 



Rebwi to Lonesome Dove (In Stereo) (Part 2 of 3) q 



America's Mwt Wanted q 



70s Celebration: The Beat Is Back (In Stereo) q 



[In Stereo) q 



»*% "TheTfimi Secret" (19(64. Mystery) Stephen Boyd. [•** ""Dracula" (1979, tjorror) Frank LangeHa. "R 



SporteceiHer 



Major Dadg 



NHL Hockey: Philadelphia Flyers at Pittsburgh Penguins. From the Civic Arena. (Uve) [Sportsnight 



11:00 I 11-30" 



12:00 



"Final Round" (1993) Lorenzo Lamas. 



Newsq 



Code 3 (R) q 



Cheenq [NightBneq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Lato Show (In Stereo) q 



EcNtion 



InCotor 



LateShowq 



Love Con. 



Toright Show (In Stereo) q 



*** ""A FareweK to Arms" (1957, Drama) 



Wlngsq 



**-kVt "The Naked Gun" (1988) 'PG-13' q 



Murder. She Wrote q [Boxing: Roberto Duran vs. Tony Menefee. (Live) 



** 



How to Steal a M/W*on " (1966. Comedy) Audrey Hept)um. 
Crazy Kkis IHev Dude (R)IGute 



**V2 "A Case of Deady Force" (1986) Richard Crenna. 



What You Do 



Supewiaritet 



Looney 



Shop-I^op 



*** "The Dream Team" (19>89) Mk^iael Keaton. 'PG-13 



"Hard to Die" (1993) Robyn Harris. NR' [•* "Intent to Kill" (1993) TrKi Lords 



Looney 



TiulwinMe 



Unsohfod My a torie s 



Partridge [Get Smwt 



LA. Law q 



**V2 "Leaffm Jackets" (1990, Drama) R' 



Dragnet 



TBobNewhait|M.T. Moon 



Mendoza 



M.T.Moon 



•** "AtKohJte Strangers" (1991. Drama) Henry Winkler. 



Wlngsq 



Sportscentar 



WfcHisq [Odd Couple 



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Page 11 



Lifestyle 



Comic celebrity to appear and intrigue 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Red hair is not the only thing 
that distinguishes this nationally 
known comedian from the rest. 
With a trunk full of laughs, 
Carrot Top breaks the mold of 
everyday comic-relief. 

Carrot Top first made his 
appearance in several comedy 
clubs and performed for three 
years before his big break in 
television on Fox's "Comic Strip 
Live." After his debut he was in 
a major demand. 

He has appeared on such 
shows such as "The Sunday 
Comics," A & E's "Evening at 
the Improv," "Comedy on the 
Road," "Star Search," Mtv's 
"Half Hour Comedy Hour" and 
"Spring Break Special," and 
"Jonathan Winter's Showtime 
Special." 

Now Carrot Top will make his 
special appearance here at 
Clarion University on Tuesday, 
November 16 at 8 p.m. in the 
G^nmell Multi-Purpose Room. 




Jniversfty Relations photo 
Comedian Carrot Top pack laughs in his signature trunlcs. 

To see Carrot Top in action is ing with bits and pieces of every- 
to see a colorful work of art. day objects, he transforms them 
With six large trunks overflow- into ingenious observations and 



inventions that make the audi- 
ence shake their heads and won- 
der "why didn't I think of thatT' 

Not to give away any good 
punchlines, but some of Carrot 
Top's inventions include items 
that even the laziest person, the 
most compulsive person or the 
most creative person slap their 
foreheads and ponder on why 
that wasn't ever invented before. 

Dressed in extremely colorful 
and mismatched clothes that 
somewhat resemble a circus 
member. Carrot Top delivers his 
unique observations with uncan- 
ny accuracy in rapid-fire succes- 
sion about each of his inventions 
in the trunk before tossing them 
aside. Not only does he not give 
the audience time to think or 
Iveathe, he keeps them rolling in 
the isles taking breaths only to 
laugh some more. 

Carrot Top's signature look 
and one-liner about himself is 
brought about after he ties his 
hair up in a familiar way in 
which he will surely announce in 



his performance. Look for it. 
(Hint-Dave Thomas would be 
scared; Bozo would be proud.) 

This special performance is 
guaranteed to captivate the audi- 
ence with a twist of the absurd. 
To be a part of the fun, stop by 
information desk in Gemmell to 
purchase your required ticket, or 
call (814) 226-2459 and (814) 
226-1865 for group ticket infor- 
mation. 

Tickets are $5 for adults, $3 
for children under 12 and free 
for Clarion University Students 
with valid identification cards. 
For additional information on 
this University Activities Board- 
sponsored event call (814) 226- 
2312. 

This is one performance you 
would not want to miss. How 
many times can you say that you 
witnessed possible history in the 
making, especially when it 
comes from an everyday object 
in an everyday trunk, but catain- 
ly not from an everyday type of 

guy. 



Women's Consortium session opened doors to diversity 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

The semester is finally winding 
down. Many students are think- 
ing about life after Clarion 
Univo^ity while others are con- 
sidering yet another semester 
here. The rest are probably pon- 
dering the different ways to hur- 
dle the barriers that life seems to 
keep throwing our way. 

For those people I need to pose 
a question, "Have you ever 
thought about what it is like to 
be different?" If that isn't bad 
enough, "Have you thought 
about being different and being 
in Clarion?" Having one blue 
eye and one brown eye is not the 
same as being of a different race, 
culture, (X sexual orientation. 

If you are thinking that all this 
mfoimation is too heavy i<x you 
to handle by yourself, then you 
should have been fnesent at the 
Woman's Consortium that took 
place during November 5-7. 

Because I am one of those 
lucky people who would like to 
graduate this coming May (trans- 
lation: I have very little time) I 
could only attend one of the ses- 



sions. Monica Bizzell, a Clarion 
University Graduate student led 
the round table discussion enti- 
tled "What Minority Women 
Want Majority Women To 
Know" in which I shared as a 
panel member. One of the ques- 
tions that was posed was about 
racism on campus. This is a 
topic that I bad the "pleasure" of 
experiencing first hand. 

During my first weekend on 
campus my freshman year, some 
half-witted, sub-intelligent male 
decided it would be fun to show- 
er my two friends and I with 
racial slurs. (I won't insult your 
intelligence (x mine by repeating 
what they said.) 

I'm a senior now and I still 
remember how I felt that day. 
Here I was young, vibrant, and 
ready to conquer the world. I 
had done nmhing to receive that 
emotional slap in the face. I 
remember the pain it caused, but 
more importantly, I remember 
the anger and frustration, 
because I couldn't retum the 
blow. All this just for having the 
perfect year- round, lifelong tan. 

Many minority students feel 
that the racism still exists, it is 



just more subtle. 

Another question that was 
posed was one of minority stu- 
dents not responding when 
someone greets them. This topic 
was explored thoroughly until 
most of the people sitting in the 
infonnal semi-circle agreed that 
this was not an issue of race, but 
one of common courtesy. Not 
one race, culture, religion or sex 
has a comer on the market of 
rudeness. I think we all made a 
silent note to ourselves to be 
more polite and open to other 
people. It really doesn't take 
that much energy to retum a sin- 
cere smile or greeting when 
someone has already taken the 
time and energy to make the ini- 
tial verbal contact 

One inquisitive po^n wanted 
to know if it was more difficult 
being female or being a person 
of color. As much as the panel 
members wanted to answer this 
question, we could not. It is 
impossible to separate the two 
entities. 

One question that always 
brings about great conversation 
is the one about interracial dat- 
ing. When the topic was first 



^proached, the semi-circle was 
inordinarily quiet. No one want- 
ed to touch that one; at least not 
at fu-st. Someone stated that in 
their opinion, interracial dating 
and marriage "waters" down the 
diversity that we should be striv- 
ing for. Another person thought 
of the topic in a completely dif- 
ferent way. 

The young audience member 
considered interracial dating, 
marriage and the children that 
are produced fnxn the union the 
perfect way to bridge the gaps 
between the races. In her opin- 
ion, that would be the epitome of 
true diversity. Other members 
disagreed by saying that one race 
should woric to accomplish their 
own goals before they try to cre- 
ate a merger with another. 

The subject of love was finally 
brought to the forefront of the 
discussion. Many members of 
both the panel and the audience 
agreed that love was enough to 
break down the barriers that 
society throws in front of many 
people who chose not to limit 
themselves to whom they date 
based on race. 

One point to remember is that 



interracial dating and marriage is 
not a "black and white" issue. 
The definition of interracial is 
any two people who differ in 
racial backgrounds. This means 
an Oriental person datmg a per- 
son of Hispanic descent is just as 
racially diverse as a Caucasion 
person dating an African - 
American. 

These differences are what 
make life worth living. They are 
also worth discussing. We 
shouldn't have to wait for anoth- 
er women's consortium to com- 
municate with each other. 

For those of you who prefer not 
to attend any women's discus- 
sion for fear that it's just a gab- 
fest, you just might discover 
there that women do half of the 
living, dying and suffering in 
this world and have many ques- 
tions to ask and solutions to be 
applied to make all our lives a 
little simple. But then again, so 
do Orientals, Hispanics, African- 
Americans, Jews, gays and les- 
bians. 

You may be tired of the {^irase 
"Free your mind"but if we do, 
we could begin to move forward 
together towards diversity. 






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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



Spend an evening going around the world 



by Anji Brown 
Lifestyles Writer 



Does listening to people speak- 
ing in native tongues intrigue 
you? Are you fascinated by for- 
eign attire and are you wonder- 
ing what customs people outside 
the United States have? 

If so, come to Culoval Night 
and spend an evening with 85 
foreign exchange students from 
the European and American 
nations. The variety of shows 
and presentations planned 
include a Scandinavian perfor- 
mance, authentic European 
singing and dancing, a review of 
regional holidays and a fashion 
show with a surprising twist 

The presentations are to be 
performed by Clarion Univer- 
sity' s French, German and 
Spanish clubs. There will also 
be an array of foreign foods 
available to sample. 

Several years ago when these 
cultural prograons were held in 
Still Hall, ^proximately 25 peo- 




File photo 
Singing and dancing, food and fashion will be the entertaining highlights at Cultural Night. 



pie would show up. There has 
been an incredible increase in 



interest in our different cultures 
because now over 100 people 



turn out for these educational 
programs. 



Eighty-five students from 35 
counuies are enrolled at Clarion 
University. Among them are the 
international student officers for 
the 1993-94 term including 
President Nazri Nizar of Sri 
Lanka, Vice-President Nee Nee 
Goh of Malaysia, Secretary Indu 
Matbur of India and Treasurer 
Julie Lee of Korea. 

Upcoming cultural events are 
East Asian Night on February 7 
and another to be announced on 
March 18. Each of the cultural 
nights provides an overview of 
the clothing and activities and 
offers a taste of food from the 
areas being represented. These 
programs are free and open to 
the public, but donations are 
gladly accepted to help defray 
the cost of the food. 

International students are will- 
ing to present cultural programs 
to other schools and community 
groups. If you are interested, 
please contact the International 
Programs Office at (814) 226- 
2340. 



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Information provided by Student Activities Office. Compiled by Amy Gerkin 


Thurs. Nov. 11 
VETERANS DAY 


Fri. Nov. 12 

-Jazz Band Tour 
-High School Visitation Day 
-Clarion Int. Assoc. Cultural 
Program (Gem MP) 7 p.m. 


Sat Nov. 13 
-Football at Indiana 
-VoUeyball PSAC 
Championship 
-NTE Specialty Area Exam 
-Swim vs. West Chester 1 p.m. 
-M.BB vs. Cleveland Area AAU 


Sun. Nov. 14 

-Volleyball PSAC 
Championship 
•French Fibn Festival (248 
Gem) 2 p.m. 


Mon. Nov. 22 

-Student Senate Meeting (248 
Gem) 7 p.m. 

-Policy Committee Meeting (B- 
8 Chap) 4 p.m. 


T^es. Nov. 16 

-Timeout Luncheon-noon 
-Drama Prod. (LT) 8 p.m. 
-UAB Special Event-Carrot Top 
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-Minority Student Services 
African American Night (Gem 
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by Chuck Shepherd 



-The Environmental Assess- 
ment Center in Olcayama, Jafoai 
announced in October that it had 
manufactured an experimental 
sausage out of recycled Tokyo 
sewage by adding soybean pro- 
tein and steak flavoring to 
"sewage solids." A company 
spcdcesperson said, "Sewage isn't 
really such a dangerous and dirty 
thing." However, he did not 
foresee commercially maiiceting 
the sausage: "Sewage does have 
a slight image problon. I don't 
think people will be content eat- 
ing something they know has 
been excreted by humans." 

-In October, Mohammad Jafari 
was shot point-blank between 
the eyes with a .22-caliber pistol 
during a convenience store 
holdup in Memphis, Tennessee 
but the bullet failed to penetrate 
his skull. Jafari was back at 
work the next day, with only a 
nine-stitck wound. Said Jafari, 
"I have a hard head." 

-The Washington Post reported 
in August that there are 3,(X)0 pet 



therapists in the U.S. including 
50 fully certified as animal 
behaviorists, and that they 
charge fees ranging from $150 to 
$400 for three-hour sessions. 
Said one pet therapist, "There's a 
reason for everything (animals) 
do." Said a skeptical veterinari- 
an, "The pets aren't crazy. The 
humans are crazy." 

-After he crashed his stolen car 
in September, Mark David 
Warner, 29, hopped on a 13-ton 
front-end loader at a constnicti(xi 
site and led eight police cars in a 
40-minute, 15 mph "chase" 
down a highway near Orlando 
(Fla.) International Airport. 
Warner, just five days out of 
prison at the time, was charged 
with attempted murder for ram- 
ming one occupied police car. 
Said a security guard on the 
scene, "No one in his right mind 
would do those kinds of things." 
-Ib Juoe, Stuart Bowyer, a 
Uaivcrsity of California 
astroncxner in charge of a year- 
old {vpject that has monitored 30 
trillion radio signals from outer 
space, said that so far, 164 of 



those signals are "unexplained." 
However, he said it was "very 
unlikely" that any of them came 
fnnn extra-terrestrials. 

-Earlier this year, at least 2,000 
cases of teen-age girls fainting 
were reported around Cairo, 
Egypt. Authorities checked the 
environment repeatedly for such 
hazards as chemical warfare 
agents, radon gas and allergens 
in school building material, but 
most health authorities now 
believe the girls fainted after 
having delusions. 

-Matthew Noble Pahner, 48, 
pleaded no ccmtest to 24 burglary 
counts in Alamogordo, New 
Mexico in July, ending a rash of 
break-ins of isolated mountain 
homes. Several of Palmer's vic- 
tims reported that guns had been 
taken from their homes, thor- 
oughly cleaned and returned dur- 
ing later break-ins. 

-High school soccer coach 
Jesus Valencia Gomez, 45, was 
arrested in Whittier, California in 
September and charged with 
practicing medicine without a 
license. According to the sher- 



Homosexual panel: Coming out 
of the closet at Clarion University 



by Toni Ross 
Lifestyles Writer 



Homosexuality was the topic at 
a panel discussion entitled 
"Coming out in Clarion." The 
discussion, which took pl»:e in 
Gemmell on November 3, was 
part of Cultural Diversity Week. 

Approximately 50 students 
were given the opportunity to 
ask questions to the panel, coor- 
dinated by Denise Bump, which 
consisted of Dr. Joseph 
Bodziock, an English professor 
at CUP, Allison Mercurio, a 
C!UP student. Dr. John Einissee, 
a Geogr^hy/ Earth Science pro- 
fessor at CUP, Constance 
Sullivan and her companion 
Louise Blum. The five panel 
members addressed questions 
ranging from coming out of the 
closet to the legislation of mar- 
riage between homosexual cou- 



ples. 

Sullivan and Blum made their 
commitment to each other about 
a year and a half ago. They plan 
to have children and raise them 
in the small town of Mansfield, 
Pennsylvania. They both believe 
that coming out was one of the 
best (but scariest) things they 
have ever done. According to 
Sullivan, everyday is a challenge 
because every time she meets 
someone she has to come out all 
over again. 

Allison Mercurio agrees. As a 
Clarion student, she fmds it hard 
to be herself in a community that 
is not very acceptive of lesbians. 
Mercurio believes there is a 



small gay population in Clarion, 
but many of them are secretive 
about their sexuality because 
they are afraid to come out. 

Dr. Bodziock is not a homo- 
sexual, but he is interested in 
studying the way our culture 
classifies homosexuals. Along 
with Mercurio and Dr. Emissee, 
he plans on starting two gay 
rights grou[^ on this campus. 

Dr. Eraissee has been out of 
the closet for about twenty years. 
He believes people are unfairly 
punished for being gay. Dr. 
Emissee wants to help people to 
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and would need surgery. 
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her, shaved her bead and ban- 
daged her in a motel room. The 
woman notified authorities only 
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covered that she had no scar 
under the bandages. In Gomez's 
apartment were medical and den- 
tal supplies and two types of 
business cards, one identifying 
GooiQz as a doctor and the other 
as a dentist. 

-A lawsuit was filed in June in 
Morristown, Tennessee against 
Dr. Crampton Helms and the 
Morristown-Hamblen Hospital 
for negligence. Last year, three 
months after an operation on an 
elderly woman, a nurse ti^ating 
her identified a "foreign object" 
protruding from the woman's 
surgical scar, which had been 
irritating her ever since the q)er- 
ation. According to the lawsuit, 
the object was the tip of Helms' 
surgical glove, which was still 
inside the patient and which hos- 
pital staff had not noticed in 
three follow-up hospitalizations. 

-In May, a 17- work retix)spec- 
tive of Joel-Peter Witkin, who 
photographs human bizarrities, 
was scheduled for the Villa 
Pignatelli in Naples, Italy. 
Included in die show were "The 



Kiss," a photograph of a corpse's 
head sliced open by a pathologist 
and joined lip to lip, and "Still 
Life," a decapitated head pho- 
tographed as a vase containing a 
flower arrangement. 

-The San Francisco Chronicle 
reported that Nicolino, a "con- 
ceptual artist" in Point 
Richmond, California is trying to 
collect enough brassieres to 
string four miles across the 
Grand Canyon. So far he has 
about fifty brassieres. 

-During a domestic dispute in 
Millstadt, Illinois in March, 
Terry L. Maul threatened to 
shoot his wife and daughter but 
finally settled for throwing the 
family's pet pig at the girl. 
Neitiier she nor the pig was hurt. 

-Terry Allen, 34, was convict- 
ed of attempted burglary in San 
Antonio, Texas in October after 
having been caught red-handed 
by police as he was removing 
burglar bars from the window of 
a beauty salon. He told the 
judge he was guilty of simple 
theft but not of the more serious 
crime of attempted burglary 
because he was not trying to 
break into the beauty salon; he 
was merely trying to steal tiie 
burglar bars to take home to put 
on his own windows to protect 
himself from burglars. 

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The Clarion Call: Thursday,l^ovember 11, 1993 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



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1994 Student Senate Candidates 

The Clarion Call and the current student senate wish to take 

this opportunity to allow students the chance to read over the 

platforms of each student senate candidate before voting next week. 

Voting will take place Monday, November 15 through Wednesday, November 17. 

Students can vote at the following locations: ^ 

{ j|i:=C[^3J^i^ Chandler Dining Hall: 11 a.m. - / p.m. vl 

^^ Carlson Library: 2 p.m. "4p.m. 

Gemmell Student Complex: 5p.m. -- 7p.m. (only Mon. & Tues.) 






Erick Lane 

I'm a freshman business 
administration major with 3 years 
experience on my high school's 
Student Council. I was co-president 
my senior year. During that time, I've 
gone to and have helped plan 3 
county leadership workshops. I will 
try to be as available to the student 
body as I can be. 




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Matt Ames 

I am a sophomore communication 
major. Currently, my campus activ- 
ities arc treasurer of BACCHUS, drug 
and alcohol awareness counselor and 
the treasurer of Tbeta Chi fraternity. 
In high school I was involved in 
student council and senior executive 
council. I feel that I'm qualified to 
represent Clarion's students. 




Sean Boileau 

I feel strongly that for a student 
senator to be effective in their office, 
they must have experience working in 
this type of organization. I served as 
president for student council in my 
high school, and I currently serve as 
president of Phi Eta Sigma, the 
national freshman honor society, and 
as treasurer for Ralston Hall Council. 




Marie Kosanovich 

I believe that the best way to get the 
most out of college is to get involved 
in campus organizations. Instead of 
complaining about the way our money 
is spent, I would like to do something 
about the frivolous spending of our 
dollars. I would be proud to represent 
student and greek voices on campus. 



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Edward Rogers 

I, Edward J. Rogers, am interested in 
running for student senate so as to help 
further advance the rights of the 
student body at Clarion University. I 
feci there is a need for such 
individuals as myself in the student 
senate and am willing to give my time 
and energy to help in every way 
possible. 





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i Kelly Phillips 

k Freedom of speech is something that 
I we all need to express freely. If I am 
I elected to Student Senate I promise 
I to dedicate my time, be committed to 
'I the responsibihties asked of me plus 
5 some, and to give the best judgement 
\ to those who are concerned for the 
j well-being of those here at Clarion. 

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Joseph P. Baker, Jr. 

I want to be a student senator because 
I want to be a voice of the student 
body. I am eager to help voice the 
opinions of the students so that there 
is more student involvement in the 
Senate. I am currently the president of 
Nair Hall Council, an Interhall 
Council representative and an Honors 
Council student representative. 







Delphine A. DJossou 

I have always been politically active in 
school. In high school I was president 
of my class every year. In my 
freshman college year I was very 
involved as chairperson of the athletic 
conunittee. I feel I am qualified to be a 
senator. I hope to promote 
multiculturalism, diversity and more 
student involvment at Clarion. 



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Jamie Knigger 

: Your ideas and opinions will be heard 
: through my representation as a member 
\ of student senate. I'm not one to let 
; things pass by without a say. I will 
i ensure that the issues which you feel are 
\ most important are brought to attention! I 
\ will also see to it that the campus 
; organizations receive the necessary 
• resources for them to grow. 




Kelly Beth Thompson 

If I am re-elected student senator, my 
primary goal will be to represent the 
student body in all student concerns. I 
will work hard to see that the problems 
of safety and discrimination are dealt 
with. I will also try to ensure that the 
CUP students' academic and social 
needs are met. I do not believe that this 
university does enough for the students 
and I will work hard to change things. 




Chad Svehla 

If elected to Student Senate, I would 
address two major issues of concern. 
First, I feel the annual tuition hikes are 
becoming preposterous and 
unnecessary. And second, I believe 
recurring problems with scheduling 
due to the unavailability of required 
classes need to be addressed. 





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Jennifer Koren 

i I am running for student senate to 
; help in making our campus a better 
! experience for every student who 
\ attends this university. I would like 
: to be a voice for the students. Other 
i activities which I am involved in are 
; Phi Sigma Sigma, the honors 
: program and Honors Congress. I am 
J also a part of STAR. 




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Angle Link 

I am a sophomore running for re- 
election to senate. I have been on the 
senate for the past 2 semesters and I 
believe that if I am re-elected I will 
continue to make the changes the 
university needs. This campus needs 
dedicated people like myself to make 
Clarion the university everyone wants. 











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Jason Weaver 

1 As a student senate hopeful, there are 
! several things I would like to 
\ accomplish. The first being the 
i situation with parking permits. This 
i semester, the university gave out 2,000 
; more permits than there are parking 
: spaces. Another issue is the tuition 
i increase each year. If elected, I would 






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1994 Student Senate Candidates 




Quanda Williams 

As a student senator, I would strive 
for diversity on Clarion's campus. I 
plan to act as a liason between the 
students and the administrative 
powers. We must understand that 
education's span goes further than a 
textbook. In order to function in an 
evo* chaning society, we must accept 
the unique qualities that we all 
possess. 





..„.v,.v...,^v^v™^_v. Amy Donahue 

JHiipH^ ; I am running for re-election to the 
^m -^Wm senate so that I may continue address- 
mm W' ^Sj^H; ing the issues and concerns of the 
^^ ; ■■! ^^^o" student body. I understand the 
I^H ' ^^^B policies and procedures of the CSA 
^B '•^^^^tt 1°^ senate having already served a one 
^^ ^^B y^^ ^^'™- ^'^'^ ^^3 senator and the 
^BlimP^^K president of UAB. I have the 
Hi S Ik leadership skills to property address 
'' the issues that come from the students. 







1 Jimjunger ^^ 

1 I have been on the student senate this 
i term and would like to continue to 
1 serve the student body. Along with 
1 serving on the senate and its 
1 subconunitees, I am also a food and 
^ bousing rep., involved with RACS, sit 
1 on the conduct board, and am a 
\ member of the Parking Committee. I 
; am here to work for you and I hope to 
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Amy Schaub "^ 

I am a junior communication and 
political science major. I have served 
on student senate for the past 2 years. 
Currently, I am the chair of the 
Legislative Affairs Committee. I am 
also a member of the Public Relations 
and Appropriations Committee. As a 
re-elected senator, I hope to continue 
implementing new and exciting 
changes. 



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Carrie VanVerth 

I feel that I would be capable of 
representing the student body fairly, 
giving each student the representation 
each deserves. I would competently 
see to it that the voice of students 
would be heard, having no 
reso^ations to defend the rights of the 
students. As a member of Alpha 
Sigma Tau and the greek community I 
could serve as a liason between greeks 
and the college community. 




Brian Hoover 

I am a senior political science major. 
My experiences include student 
trustee, student senate president, into-- 
hall council president, resident 
assistant, orientation leader, president's 
student advisory board, conduct board 
and self-proclaimed CUP Student-of- 
the Year. This next semester will be a 
very important one for the CSA, so let 
my experiences work for you. When 
you vote, make the move, take that 
pen and vote few HOOV. 




Kelly Beatty 

I am a junior psychology major 
running for student senate. If elected, 
I promise to increase the student 
body's awareness concerning 
everyone as a whole. I also plan to 
ensure that the necessary changes 
which need to be made concerning 
student activities and the university 
are met. 




Ralph Godbolt 

\ I have worked hard to represent the 

I interest of Clarion students for the past 

\ 2 1/2 years. I hope you will give me 

I the opportunity to represent you again. 





Kari Davita King 

If I am re-elected to the senate, I'll 
continue my commitment to serve all 
Clarion students. There are several 
issues that need to be addressed: 
multiculturalism, campus safety, 
parking problems and academic affairs. 
As a senator, I will represent all 
students in effective decision making. 








Kevin G. Stephens 

I am running for studfent senate 
because I feel I can address the 
various needs and concerns of our 
students. Furthermore, the decisions 
that will be made will impact and 
shape our university for years to 
come. When the time arrives to make 
these decisions, they must be made in 
the interest of all students. 




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Maggie CoUarini 

My goal, as a student senator, is to 
ensuure that your CSA activity fees are 
spent wisely. This means all recognized 
student organizations would have equal 
opportunities to access the capital funds 
account. Further, I will vote in your 
best interest on issues that concern you. 
I feel my experiences with several 
organizations have given me a strong 
base to choose the right direction for 
•'•"•* you and the university. 




Michael Jewart 

During my last year on student senate, I 
have served on 4 different committees 
and chaired the Rules and Regulations 
committee. Throughout the year, I have 
learned the ins and outs of the senate. I 
know that I can provide the leadership 
that will be necessary to guide the 
senate in the right direction. When you 
stop at the voting places mark Mike 
Jewart for student senate. 




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Melissa Dolmovich 

As a student senator I feel that it is 
vitally important to address the needs 
and concerns of the student body. I 
^will work closely with the faculty 
and administration of the university. I 
would also serve as a bridge between 
the university administrators and the 
student body. 



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i The issues and perspectives of full and 
; part time non-traditional students need 
: to be represented in student senate, 
i Non-traditional students are a growing 
; segment of the university population 
i which has not had a voice in student 
; senate. 





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Amy Mennen 

; I would like to be a part of student 
; senate because I strongly believe in 
i working towards the goals and ideas 
; for Clarion University students. I feel 
; that I would be able to contribute 
I leadership, honesty, and ideas while 
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Andrea Straw 

i I am running for student senate 
; because, changes at Clarion are being 
: made and I want to be a part of these 
: changes. I want to help by using my 
j voice to improve our university. 
1 Other activities that I'm involved in 
1 include Zeta Phi Eta, a National 
i Professional Fraternity for Comm. 
1 and Theatre majors. 




Katrina Helmick 

I am running for re-election to 
student senate so I can continue to 
make your voice heard. I would like 
to see the improvements on this 
campus taken to an even greater 
height and feel strongly that I have 
the ability to do so. Along with 
senate, I am also involved with the 
Phi Sigma Sigma sorority, the French 
Club and the UAB. 




Tiffany Tatum 

Student senate is here to represent 
ALL students. If I am elected to 
senate, I will keep the interest of the 
students as my top priority. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



Entertainment 



THE FAR SIDE 



By GARY LARSON 






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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



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Page 19 



Sports 



Hopkins catches 17 passes 

Eagles lose on paper, cover Rock 29-25 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Tbe Slippery Rock Rockets 
compiled 518 yards and 33 first 
downs in last Saturday's game at 
Clarion. But when the visitors 
would march inside the Eagles' 
IS yard line, the rock became 
just that... slippery. The Rockets 
turned the ball over three times 



passes in the game, took a 
handoff from running back 
Lam(»te Coleman and fired it 35 
yards to Duane Hitchcock to 
"granite" the Rock a 7-0 lead. 

Clarion eroded the following 
kickoff, and nine seconds later 
the Rock had struck gold again. 
Hopkins was on the receiving 
end this time, a 34 yard gem 



collegiate start ever, "lead" the 
Eagles on a 54 yard drive which 
he polished off himself with a 
two yard sneak. 

Unencumbered by this event, 
the Rock came right back. A 42 
yard pass from Poldiak to 
Hitchcock placed the ball at the 
seven, but Poldiak was sacked 
by Frank Andrews and before it 



Rock "alloyed" Eldridge Ponder 
to explode through the line and 
get a piece of the Rock's punt. 
Ponder then picked up the ball 
and "quarried" it 45 yards to 
pay dirt giving Clarion a 22-19 
lead. 

Clarion got even "boulder" on 
their next possession as Weibel 
hit Kevin Harper in the end zone 




Just the way we planned it : Tim 
intended for Damien Henry (1). 

while in prime scoring position, 
and despite outgaining Clarion 
by over 250 yards. Slippery 
Rock was polished by the 
Eagles, 29-25. 

The igneous invaders slipped 
some trickery past the Eagles to 
strike midway through quarier 
number two. Greg Hopkins, 
who caught a school record 17 



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Brown (84) celebrates his second quarter touchdown reception that was originally 

The ball deflected off of Henrys pads and fell into the awaiting arms of Brown. 



from James Poldiak, and a 13-0 
Slippery Rock lead. 

The Rockets attem{Med another 
"oxide" kick, but Clarion 
recovered this one, and the 
Eagles offense, which had been 
out of "zinc" up to now, 
sudd^ly can^ to life. 

Freshman quarterback Chris 
Weibel, making his first 



could gather any moss, Clint 
Tenta picked up the rolling stone 
at the Clarion 15. 

Weibel continued to chisel 
away at the Rock's defense. He 
hit Haiper for 11, Brown for 25, 
then hit Brown in tbe end zone 
on a ball that caromed off 
Damien Henry's pads. 

Leading 19-14 in the third, the 



from six yards away, and the 
Eagles were in like flint. 

Tbe Rockets cut the lead to 29- 
25 on an 18 play excursiwi, and 
had the ball inside the Eagles' 15 
with less than a minute to go. 
The Eagles wa^ between a rock 
and a hard place, but Eric Acord 
sacked Poldiak on fourth down 
to preserve the Clarion victory. 



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SRU: Hitchcock 35 pass from 
Hopkins (HoodHdk); 8:59. Drives 
1 play, 35 yards, :09. Slippery 

SRU: HQpldB$^pe»&om 
Poldiak <idcklailBd);S:50. Drive: 
1 jfrfay, $4 yfflids, :0$.iC«y play: D. 
Kock fumbles kicked. WHi^tj 
Rock 13, Clarion 0, 
Cbrion: Weibel 2rmj(Ctaflner 
kick); 5:40. Drive: 7 |toys, 54 
yards, 3:07. Key play: SRU 
p^ar^ooai foul on 4th & 3. 
^ii|^^ Bock I3f OwHon 7. 
CiwdfMli BitHra 19 pass fh)^ 
lately' (dittter'kkk); 0:55. 
Drive: lOplays, 85 yards 2:56. 
Key t>lay: Brown 25 pass from 
Weibel, Clarion 14, SRU 13. 

Slippery Rock: Coleman 2 mn 
(pass filled); 11:51 Ihive: 9 
plays, 76 yards, 3:04. Key play: 
Hoj^dns 23 pass from Poldiak 
Slippery Rock |9» Clarion 14. 
Cljirfoii: ftjnder 45 blocked punt 
WHmu (Alleman from Weibel); 
7:09. Clarion 22, SRU 19. 
Ciariont Harper 6 pass from 
Weibel (Cramer kick); 4:32. 
Drive: 4 plays, 47 yards, :55, Key ' 
play: Henry 27 run. Clarion 29, . 
Slippery Rock 19. 

Fourth Quarter 
Slippery Rock: Coleman 3 run 
(pass failed); 7:46. I>ive: 18 
plays, SO yards, 7:03. Key play: 
SRU converts two 4th <fe 2 plays. 
Clarion 29, SHppery Rock 25. 

Teani Statisric«i 

SRU Clar " 
First Downs 33 17 

Rushing Yards 120 112 

jeassing Yards 398 139 

Total Offense 518 251 

OfVeasive piays 91 65 

Plaver Statktics 
Rosfaaig- SRU: Coleman 3M5U 
Oarion: Henry 25-8S.. 
Passing-SRU: Pokiiak 27 of 52 : 
for 363. 1TD& I nsrr. Hopkins = 
1-1 for 35 and 1 TD. Clarion: 
Weibel U oC 21 for 139 & 2 TDs,. 
Receiving-SRU: Hopkins 17-185, 
Hitehcock 4-119. Clarion: Btxjwn 
7-ia9^Harper4-30.. 



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Swimming & Diving Preview 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



Clarion women seeking 19th straight title 



by Nathan KaM 
Sportswriier 



Over the past two decades, tbe 
Clarion University Women's 
Swimming and Ehving team has 
posted a phenomenal record of 
excellence, gathering eight 
national tides. Last year. Clarion 
won its 18th straight PS AC 
crown. This year should be no 
different for the Golden Eagles. 

Sevend) year coach Bill Miller 
believes that once again he has a 
strong, well balanced team. 
"This is the most talented team 
we've had in my seven years as 
bead coach." That is an amazing 
statement, considering the fact 
that the Golden Eagles fmished 
second at the NCAA Division II 
nationals last year. 

Clarion's leaders this year will 
be seniors Kim Strawbridge, 
Kendra Raymond, and Justine 
Gibbons. 

Strawbridge, the 1993 NCAA 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
Livin' on the edge: Freshman sensation Nicole Joa is one of 
eight talented Clarion divers destined for a solid season. 



Division II 'T)iver of the Year," 
won the 3-meter national title 
last season. A four-time All- 
American, she was also second 
in the 1 -meter event. 

Raymond also earned All- 
American honors last year with a 
seventh place finish in the 1- 
meter. A conf^ence finalist last 
year, Raymond is looking for her 
strongest year. 

Gibbons has earned 17 All- 
America placings in her career. 
Last year she placed 6th in the 
100 and 200 backstroke, and 7th 
in the 500 freestyle. She is the 
CUP record holder in the 200 
badcstroke. 

Clarion has a young team 
overall with three seniors, eight 
juniors, nine sophomores, and 13 
freshman. Other returning All- 
American performers for Clarion 
are swimmers Stephanie Kissel, 
Dawn Jones, Tedra Kruse, and 
Kathy Randazzo. Tbe divers are 



Jill Braught, Stephanie Kent, 
Amy Paganie, and Tammy 
Quinn. 

Clarion's youth shall make a 
strong contribution to the team 
as well. In the 50 and 100 
freestyle. Clarion has Lauri 
Ratica, a high school All- 
American, and Division III Ail- 
American transfer, Bethany 
Ross. Rounding out this event 
are Kathy Randazzo, a national 
qualifier. Colleen Davidson, 
Stephanie Wigfield, Tonya 
Burke, Sharon Conley, Mara 
Strelecki, and Heather Bachteler. 

Lisa Kaylor is strong in the 
butterfly, and in the backstroke 
Clarion has Regan Rickert, 
Heather Heinz, Danielle More, 
Collette Shreckengost, Lynn 
Livingood, and Laurie Doherty. 

In the breaststroke Kera 
Namey, Tara King and Jennifer 
Alcott are all planning to 
contribute. 



Five seniors lead wax 



No 'K warns' about it, the Eagles are contenders 



by Nathan KaM 
Sportswriier 



This Saturday, tbe Clarion 
Unversity Men's Baskett)a]l team 
opens its season at hone against 
QevelandAAU. Clarion, led by 
six year coach Ron Righter, 
expects to quickly dismiss this 
of^nent and begin what should 
be a very successful campaign in 
1993-94. 

Righter has led tbe Eagles to a 
79-52 mark, and more 
impressively, a 36-17 record 
over the past two years. Three 



losses near the end of the season 
last year, two in overtime, 
inobably cost the Eagles a place 
inthePSACtop four. "We want 
to be playing for a playoff bid 
come the last week of the 
season," said Righter. With 
Righter's combination of strong 
veterans and talented youth, he 
may just be in such a position. 

Leading the way for ClaricHi is 
6'4" shooting guard Kwame 
Morton. Morton, a 1993 All- 
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in a long time. In the process, 
Morton will undoubtedly place 
his name in the record books. 

The top returning scorer in 
Division II, Morton needs only 
314 points to pass all time 
Clarion scoring leader Reggie 
Wells, who had 2,011 points in 
his illustrious career. Morton 
starts the yeat with a 43 pocent 
career three point field goal 
percentage (285 of 667, both 
PSAC records), a career 80 
percent mark fnMn the free throw 
line, 359 rebounds, 210 assists, 
and 110 steals. 

Joining Morton are five 
seni(»^, all who wiU contribute. 
Steve Branch, a 6*9" center, will 
start for the third year in a row. 
Branch averaged 12.2 ppg and 
6.6 rebounds last year. He led 
the team in fiekl goal percentage 
last year at 65.5 percent, and he 
blocked 20 shots. 

Chris Boone, a 6' 7" power 
forward, is a very physical 
player who led the team in 
rebounds last year v^th a 7.1 rpg 
average. Boone's aggressiveness 
greatly strengthens Clarion's 
inside game. 

Brian Paige, a 6'3" 
guard/forward, complements 
Morton well in the backcourt. 
"With his excellent shooting 
range, q^xxients will think twice 



before dropping him to double 
team Kwame," Righter said. 
Paige was also one of the best 
free throw shooters in the 
country last year with a 91.8 
percent mark from the charity 
stripe. He set a CUP record last 
year when he made 33 straight. 

Ian Whyte, from Brighton, 
England, saw limited time last 
year, but expects to be an 
important fit into Clarion's plans 
this year. He towers above 
everybody on the court at 7'2", 
and with an improved inside 
game, he could be a real 
intimidator. 

Steve Young, a 6' 8" forward 
has been troubled with injuries 
throughout his career, but hopes 
to add stnxig depth to the Eagle 
attack. 

Some newcomers are expected 
to make an immediate impact. 
Oronn Brown, a 6'1" guard from 
Brooklyn averaged 18.5 points, 
8 rebounds, 5 assists, and 4 
steals per game last year at New 
Utrecht High. "Hoop Scoop" 
magazine listed him as the 27th 
best player in New York City. 
Righter stated, "Oronn is a future 
star in the PSAC. He does 
everything well and will follow 
in the footsteps of Kwame." 

Jamie Polak should be another 
successful freshman. The 6'2" 
guard was a first team WPIAL 



Section 10 choice, and was 
named the MVP of the section 
for Steel Valley High. He was 
also in the tq) ten in scoring in 
the WPIAL with a 23.5 ppg 
average. 

BiU Chwalik is a 6'7" forwanl 
transfer from Macomb C.C. in 
Michigan. Chwalik is a very 
physical player who was named 
team MVP and first team all 
conference his senior year in 
high school. He is a hard 
working, blue collar power 
player. 

Scott Cronk, a 6'7" forward, 
averaged 12 points and 11 
rebounds per game for Erie 
McDowell. He led his team, one 
of the top ten Quad A teams in 
the state, in rebounds, blocked 
shots, and field goal percentage. 

Bob Montrose, a guard that 
averaged 19.6 ppg as a senior, 
and walk-ons Scott Auman and 
Jim Brunelli should also add 
good depth. 

Righter hopes that Clarion's 
tough early schedule will help 
his team prepare for the ever 
challenging PSAC schedule. "I 
feel this will be our toughest 
schedule since the 1988-89 
season." However, this may be 
Clarion's best team in an equally 
long period of time. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



Page 21 



Different circumstances 



Eagles meet up with lUP once again 



by Tondelaya K. Carey 
Sportswriter 

The Clarion football team has 
climbed the mountain of 
adversity all season long, 
battling injuries that have 
claimed many starters. Despite 
this season of misfortune, the 
Eagles have pulled together to 
create a quality 5-4 overall 
record and a 3-2 mark in the 
PSAC-West. 

The Golden Eagles meet up 
with #4 ranked lUP in their last 
game of the season. One year 
ago, the game was for the PSAC- 
West title. Clarion snatched a 
35-26 win and the conference 
crown while lUP was rudely 
bumped from an invitation to the 
NCAA Division II playoffs. 

This Saturday, November 13, 
the game plan is much diffoent 
as the two teams meet to close 
out the 1993 regular season. 
Kickoff time is 1:30 pm at lUP's 
CP.MiUer Stadium. 

lUP has abeady assured itself a 
share of the 1993 PSAC-West 
title and can take the crown 
outright with a victory, but can 
the Eagles put a dent in their 
plans? Can Clarion pull off the 
upset? 

Qarion's offense is averaging 
24.1 points per game and 337.6 
yards of total offense, the Eagles 
are getting 144.3 on Uie ground 
and 193.2 passing the football. 

Fresman Chris Weibel will 
most likely start at quarterback. 
Weibel has completed 14 of his 
30 pass attempts for 171 yards 
and two touchdowns with 11 of 
his completions and 139 of his 




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start of hit collegiate career as the Eagles face the fourth ranked lUP Indians on Saturday. 



yards coming last week against 
Slippery Rock. Weibel is 
replacing juniw Craig Ray who 
exited the California game with a 
fourth quarto* injury, and Chris 
Zak, who suffered a knee injury 
against Westminster in Clarion's 
third game of the season. 

Senior Damien Henry at 
tailback has gained 902 yards 
and scored five touchdowns on 
211 carries in 1993. Henry ranks 
third at Clarion in career rushing 
(1,996 yards), third in career 
rushing touchdowns (23) and 
needs only 98 yards to become 



the second player in Clarion 
history to rush for 1,000 yards in 
a season. 

Art Gregory, at fullback, has 
403 yards and three scores this 
year. 

The receiving corps suffered 
another severe blow Saturday 
when senior tight end Ryan 
AUeman suffered a broken leg 
against Slippery Rock. Alleman 
joins Jess Quinn and Marlon 
Worthy as receivers who 
sustained brutal injuries in 1993. 

The remainder of the outlets is 
led by Ail-American tight end 



Tun Brown. Brown has caught 
49 passes for 613 yards and two 
touchdowns. He is ranked 
seventh all-time in the PSAC for 
career receptions with 165. 
Brown also ranks third at Clarion 
in all-time receiving yards with 
1,965. 

Kevin Harper and Chris 
Skultety round out the receiving 
corps. 

The Clarion defense is yielding 
137.8 rushing yards and 237.7 
passing yards for a total of 375.6 
yards per game. 

Leading the way up front will 



be Eric Acord, Ed Mariano, 
Brent Lehmann, and Chris 
Coleman. Tackle Joe Morlacci 
suffered a season-ending leg 
injury last week. 

The linebackers include 
Damon Mazoff, who leads the 
team in tackles by far with 122, 
Clint Terza and Frank Andrews. 
The secondary is led by 
comers Eldridge Ponder and Ric 
Giles and safeties Sean Spencer 
and Alim Kamara. 

lUP is 9-0, 5-0 in the PSAC- 
West and has lost only one of its 
last 27 conference games, that to 
Clarion last year. 

Scott Woods quarterbacks an 
offensive machine which 
averages 470 yards and 41.4 
points per game. He has 
completed 101 of 190 passes for 
1,567 yards and 12 touchdowns. 
The main offensive weapon is 
senior tailback Michael Mann. 
Mann, who is the all-time 
leading rusher in PSAC history 
with 4,245 career yards, has 
1,467 and 28 touchdowns this 
year. 

Woods' receivers include 
JeMone Smith who has 22 
receptions. Derrick Smith who 
has 21, and Theo Turner who has 
hauled in 16 passes. 

TTie lUP defense is only giving 
up 298.8 yards of total offense 
per game, including 101 on the 
ground and 197.8 through the air. 
The Indians employ a team 
defense where nobody of the 
front seven has over 62 tackles 
and nobody has less than 37. 

Kickoff time is 1:30 pm from 
lUP's G.P. Miller Stadium on 
Saturday, November 13. 



Clarion, lUP rematch... 



(cont from pg.l) 



While lUP has coasted to an 
unblemished record, the Eagles 
have struggled their way though 
a tough season. Clarion has seen 
two quarterbacks and three wide 
receivers suffer devastating 
injuries in 1993. Despite this 
turn of bad luck, the Eagles sport 
a 3-2 conference record, and 
only one poor half of football 
(the second half at California) 
separates Saturday's football 
game from another title mttch- 
up. 

"It's a game where we gotta 
prove that last year wasn't a 
fluke," explained ClaricMi strong 
safety Sean Spencer, who nearly 
decapitated lUP wide receiver 



JeMone Smith on one of the 
most brutal hits in PSAC history 
last year. 

Spencer and the Clarion 
defense will have a difficult task 
in stopping an lUP offense that 
averages 400 yards and 41 points 
a game. Last year, the Eagle 
defense was unstoppable in 
holding lUP to seven first half 
points and blitzing quarterback 
Scott Woods into a miserable sbc 
for 19 first half passing 
perfonnance. 

"The thing is, (this year) 
they're gunning for us," said 
Clarion cornerback Eldridge 
Ponder who was simply 
possessed in last week's 29-25 



beating of Slippery Rock, "but 
we're still gunning for them." 

The Eagles will need to have 
that same aggressiveness and 
that same fearless mentality they 
displayed in last year's 
masterpiece if they hope for a 



repeat performance. 

"We know we have an uphill 
climb, we're just going to give it 
everything we have," explained 
Golden Eagle head coach Gene 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



Volleyball squad completes season at lUP 

^ — ■ ■ 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion volleyball team 
completed its season on Tuesday 
with a five set loss to lUP, a team 
it bad defeated twice before. 

lUP, which had not won a set 
against Clarion in two previous 
matches, captured the first set on 
Tuesday by a score of 15-10. 
The Indians rallied to take set 
two 15-13 before the Eagles 
would start to claw their way 
back. 

Nicole Flambard and Lisa 
Flynn combined fw 13 kills in 
game three and the Eagles 
squeezed out a 15-13 win. 

Clarion started slowly in game 
four, but Flambard, who had 19 
kills on the night, blasted five 
more to help give Clarion a 15- 
12 victory and set up a decisive 
fifth set. 

The fifth set was all Indians as 
they trounced the Eagles 15-2 to 
capture a hard-fought, five-set 
victory. 

The young Eagles got a great 
match from freshman Dawn 
Frederick who dished out 39 




assists in a losing cause. 

The loss came just three days 
after Clarion looked unbeatable 
in a three-set destruction of 
Sbippensburg. The Eagles used 
the support of a good-sized 
crowd to win 15-11, 15-10 and 
15-9. 

On Election Day, the Eagles 



travelled to California and, after 
capturing the first set 15-11, 
were dumped in the next three 
sets by scores of 8-15, 12-15, 
and 8-15. 

The Eagles finished the season 
with a 7-23 record, but went 5-8 
over the last month and a half 
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Clarion men prepare for 1993-94 campaign 



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A young but talented Clarion 
University Men's Swimming and 
Diving has embarked on its 
1993-94 season, in search of 
another PS AC title and a high 
fmish at the NCAA EMvision II 
Nationals. 

Fresh off its 132.5 to 108.5 win 
over Allegheny College last 
Wednesday, the 1-0 Golden 
Eagles host West Chester in a 
dual meet that is set for 6pm 
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Saturday at Tippin Natatorium. 

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impressive 118-27 career dual 
meet record, including a 4-2 
slate a year ago. The 1992-93 
Golden Eagles were second at 
PS AC'S and surged to sixth at 
the NCAA Div. II Nationals. 
Under Miller, Clarion has won 
12 PSAC crowns in 15 seasons, 
with the best nationals finish 
coming in 1992, when Clarion 
was second to Cal-Bakersfield. 
A force in the PSAC from the 
team's first season. Clarion won 
19 straight PSAC titles from 
1971-89, placed second in 1990 
and 91, first in 92 and second a 
year ago. 

The 1993-94 ouUook? "There's 
no question we have a young 
team this season," said Miller. 
"To win our 21st PSAC tide and 
go on to a strong nationals finish, 
a few things need to happen. 
First, our veterans must step 
forward and provide quality 
leadership by example. Second, 
although we have plenty of 
potential, we must realize that 
potential in the second half of 
the season. Third, our young 
swimmers have to mature, then 



step up and prove themselves. If 
we can accomplish those goals, 
we are going to be very tough at 
the end of the season." 

Clarion will be led in 1993-94 
by senior captains Rick Bull, 
Chad Rimsky, Rob Reda and 
Pete Barry. 

Bull, the most accomplished 
senior, is an outstanding 
butterfly and I.M. (Individual 
Medley) specialist. He was a 
two-time PSAC champ and a 
six-time AU-American in 1993. 
Already notching a strong three- 
year career, Bull was the 1991 
PSAC "Swimmer of the Year", a 
year he won three individual 
PSAC tides, and went on to six 
All-America finishes. Rick is an 
18-time All- American and holds 
Clarion records in the 200 I.M. 
and the 400 1.M. 

Rimsky, a backstroke and 
freestyle specialist, had a solid 
PSAC performance last year, 
placing eighth in the 200 back 
and ninth in the 100 back. 
Rimsky was also on the winning 
400 medley relay, the second 
place 400 free relay and the fifth 
place 200 medley relay. He 



placed fourth in the 200 back 
and was 12th in the 500 free in 
1992. 

Reda, a f^eestyle^ackst^oke 
specialist and a 1993 Clarion 
"Scholar Athlete", and Barry, a 
freestyle swimmer, have made 
past contributions and are 
looking to step forward and have 
strong years at the 1994 PSAC 
championships. 

"I diink we have a group of 
hard-working captains this 
season, who are looking fcH^ard 
to dieir leadership roles," stated 
Miller. "I know they will be 
outstanding captains." 

The Golden Eagles are also 
expecting strong performances in 
the pool from returning Ail- 
Americans Dan Stoner and Scott 
Rosenbaum, along John Oleksak 
and Joe Egan in diving. 

Stoner paces the sprint 
fi^estyle events. A 13-time Ail- 
American and seven-time Ail- 
American in 1992, Stoner placed 
fifth at nationals in the 1 00 free. 
Rosenbaum, who earned All- 
America status last season, will 
be joined by veteran Robert 
Janeski, talented freshman Erich 



Heise, Kevin Sciullo, Kevin 
Stair and Craig Whaley. 

Adding quality depth in the 
freestyle events will be John 
Williams, Pete Barry, Adam 
Coffman, Tom Connolly, Chad 
Rimsky, Mark Keister, Jim Hug 
and Tom Russo. 

Stoner also owns the 100 
record in the butterfly, while 
Bull, also strong in this event, 
won the PSAC title in the 100 
last year and was second in the 
200. Rosenbaum and Jim 
O'Connor, both placewinners at 
PSACs last year, and veteran 
Mike Klunk also provide depth. 

Reda, John Williams, Mark 
Keister and Glenn Raymer are 
all looking to qualify for 
nationals in the backstroke, 
while Heise and Rosenbaum 
excel in the breaststfoke event. 

Diving coach Dave Hrovat will 
be solid with the return of AU- 
Americans Joe Egan and John 
Oleksak. Egan, the defending 
PSAC one-meter champion, and 
Oleksak, who has four All- 
American placings in his career 
join Joe Aiello and Chad 
HevCTly. 



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work. 



To the pledges of A Phi O: You are 
doing an incredible job. The 
brothers know how pledging can 
get kind of 3-2-1, but only a few 
more weeks until you become 
brothers. 



To the brothers of Kappa Delta 
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like to thank the sisters of D-PHI- 
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We enjoyed getting to know you 
all better. 



Delta Zeta, mixing with you was 
really neat, but watch out for the 
old guy packing heat. Love, the 
brothers of Phi Delta Theta 

Tammy Keener, You're doing a 
great job! Keep smiling & I'm here 
for you! AT love & Mine, Your 
Big, Whendy 

Found: 10,000 forks. You can pick 
them up after midnight on Thurs. 
11th. You Know Who. 

To the D-Phi-Es, We are now 
accq)ting applications for the Ms. 
Exec. Perch Board. If interested, 
drop your applications off to "The 
Boys. " Don't worry. They do not 
bite! 



Happy 21st Birthday to Toni and 
Jenn K. Hope you have a GREAT 
day! -Love, your Delta 2^ta sisters 



Sarah, Congratulations on getting 
lavaliered. Love, your Delta Zeta 
sisters. 



To the brothers of Phi Delta Theta, 
Thanks for a great mixer. It was 
fun getting to know you guys. Lets 
do it again soon. Love, the sisters 
of Delta Zeta. 



Wanted: 10,000 plastic forks. If 
found, please return to D-Phi-E 
immediately. 



It's not only who you perch with, 
it's who you fork with. We love 
you guys. You know who. 



Sigma Chi: Thanks for the mixer 
last week! Hope we can do it again 
sometime. Love, Theta Phi Alpha. 
P.S. Thanks Jeff for being our 
coach. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 11, 1993 



Sports Opinion 



Boxing is just downright "Riddick"uIous 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



While watching last Saturday's 
heavyweight championship 
rematch between Evander 
Holyfield and Riddick Bowe, I 
came to the bitter realization that 
this sport was just downright 
stupid. I was rooting for a guy to 



get knocked out cold, I wanted to 
see him get destroyed, and I 
didn't have any clue why. I had 
never even met the guy. He 
could be the nicest guy in the 
world, always giving to charity, 
working to feed the hungry, to 
shelter the homeless. But, for 
some unknown reascm, I wanted 
to see him get decked. 



NevCTtheless, I kept watching 
and rooting. It was a good fight, 
as far as fights go. I mean, 
neither fighter had bribed the 
other to take a fall, neither had 
pulled down the other's shorts, 
neither fighter's mother had 
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All of those situations had 
already sadly taken place in the 
world of boxing, but what 
occurred in the seventh round on 
Saturday was just downright 
kooky. 

Some nutball decided to 
parachute into the center of the 
ring midway through the fight. 
That's right. Smack down in the 
center of where two large men 
are trying to beat each other 
sensetess. 

Luckily for the chutist, his 
parachute got caught in the 
lights, and he landed in the ropes 
where front row fans, who were 
feeling like hitting someone 
anyway, dragged him into the 



seats and began beating him. 
One guy used a cellular phone, 
another a glass bottle. 

Imagine a bar full of 
drunkards, gazing at their 
buddies and saying, "You'd 
better take me home, I think I 
just saw a guy... well, forget it" 

The chutist was carried out on 
a stretcher and taken to a 
hospital where he was checked 
for neck injuries. He was 
arrested and charged with 
unlawful flying. No charges 
were filed against phone man, 
bottle man or Holyfield and 
Bowe for that matter. 

The rationale, the chutist could 
have really hurt someone. Hmm? 



Steenlage to speak 



story courtesy of 
Sports Information 



A special program will be 
presented on Thursday, 
November 11th at Clarion 
University's Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium, beginning at 7:30 
pm. The program is free and 
open to everyone. 

Presented by the Clarion 
University S.A.A.C. (Studlent 
Athlete Advisory Committee) 
and BACCHUS (Boosting 
Alcohol Consciousness 

Concerning the Health of 
University Students), 

motivational and inspirational 
speaker Bob Steenlage will be 
featured. 

One of the nation's most 
sought after speakers, Steenlage 
travels nationwide to tell his 
story of America, of youth, of 
dreams and of fighting back 
from adversity to be a winner. 
His message is predicated on his 
own experience as an abused and 
neglected son of an alcoholic 
father. 

Called by those who have 
heard his presentation as "a 
voice of our times", "a stunner". 



"a dynamic personality" and 
much more, Steenlage addresses 
crucial topics affecting today's 
youths and society. 

Steenlage, a former teacher 
and coach, overcame ctevastating 
childhood problems to become 
Iowa's first four-time wrestling 
champion. Through experiences 
at West Point, where he 
graduated with a B.S. in 
engineering, and later in 
Vietnam, where he served as a 
Company Commander during 
the Tet Offensive of 1968 
(earning a bronze star), 
Steenlage continued to struggle 
against the scars of a 
dysfunctional family histoiy. 

His is the siory of a search for 
meaning in life, of overc(xning 
obstacles, and of fighting back 
from adversity to become a 
winner. Steenlage's book 
"Fighting Back", is an American 
story of doing just that, and the 
courage to change one's life. 
With a depth of conviction that 
can only come from personal 
experience, he offers his secrets 
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Volume 74, Issue 11 The student newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania November 18, 1993 



This 
Issue 



News 



Ounpins (rfRces on the movii 1 

Several offices on campus) 
will have new hcxnes . . . pg. 5| 



Lifestyles 

Hypnotic "Professor P" 

Come see John Postlewail 
amaze you. pg. 9 



Sports 



PSAC basketball previews 

PSAC coaches preview Uiis] 
year's teams Pg- 20j 



Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Partly cloudy, 
high 56 

Chance of rain, 
high 52 

A few showers, 
high 45 
Early flurries, 
high 38 
Partly sunny, 
high 36 
Chance of rain, 
high 42 

Cloudy, chance 
of late snow, 
high 36 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

^fcws pg. 5 

Lifestyles pg. 9 

Entertainmeni Pg< W| 

TV Guide pg.I3| 

Sports pg. nj 

Classiiieds PU m 



New Student Senate elected 



by Alan Vaughn 
Managing Editor 

The 1994 Student Senate was 
elected last night, following 
three days of voting by the 
student body. 

20 senators and five alternates 
were chosen from among the 33 
candidates. 10 members of the 
new senate are either incumbent 
or former senators. 

In descending order of votes, 
the next Senate will be: Brian 
Hoover-(375), Amy Donahue- 
(238), Amy Schaub-(235), 
Melissa Dolmovich-(193), Carrie 
VanVerth-(193), Ralph Godbolt- 
(185), Amy Mennen-(184), 
Jamie Krugger-(173), Kari 
Davita King-(168), Jnn Junger- 
(165), Michael Jewart-(160), 
Katrina Helmick-(159), Maggie 
Collarini-(142), Delphine A. 
Djossou-(121), Chad Svehla- 
(118), Andrea Straw-(114), 




Cont. onpg. 4 



^. . ^. P. Michael Levy/CI?rion Call 

Outgoing student senator Stephanie Gnibus helped run the polls as the student body went 
to elect their 1994 Student Senate this week. A total of 676 voters participated. 



Sobolewski steps doM^n after 11 years 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



Gene Sobolewski stepped 
down from his position as 
Clarion head football coach 
Tuesday. 

Sobolewski, who has been the 
Golden Eagles head coach since 
1983 and a member of the 
Clarion football staff since 1971, 
said he "just felt it was time to 
step aside and for the team to 
move forward" at Tuesday's 
team meeting. 

He finished his eleventh head 
coaching season with a 44-7 loss 
Saturday at lUP and finished his 
career with a 60-51 mark. 

In his first season, he guided 
the Eagles to the PSAC- Western 
Division crown and a number 
three ranking nationally. That 
year, Sobolewski was named 
PSAC- West and Kodak Region I 
"Coach of the Year." 

In 1984, Clarion tied for first 



in the conference and in 1985, 
the Eagles finished the year 
ranked number 16 in Division II. 
Last year may have been 
Sobolewski's most impressive 




Sports Information photo 
Gene Sobolewski retires 
after 11 years as coach. 



coaching performance when he 
turned Clarion's 0-4 start into a 
PS AC- West championship. 

"I wasn't exactly shocked (at 
the announcement), said 
sophomore guard Joe Lemley. 
"Nothing against 'Sob*, but I 
sensed it was time for a change." 
Sobolewski will continue in his 
position as an Associate 
Professor in the Department of 
Health and Physical Education. 

"I have always enjoyed my 
teaching and continue to look 
forward to that," Sobolewski 
said. 

He also cited his increasing 
interest in the utilization of 
computer graphic videos in 
teaching football techniques as a 
factor in his decision. "I intend 
to devote research time on this 
project right away and will use 
sabbatical leave time in the near 
future to continue experi- 
menting." 

A Freeport, Pennsylvania 



native, Sobolewski earned three 
football letters in high school 
and accepted a full scholarship to 
the University of Pittsburgh in 
1960. He earned three letters 
and was the starting defensive 
end in 1962 and 63. His greatest 
individual effort came in Pitt's 
only loss in 1963. The Panthers 
were beaten by Navy that year, 
but Sobolewski sacked Navy 
quarterback Roger Staubach 
seven times. 

Inducted into the Armstrong 
County Hall of Fame in 1980, 
Sobolewski was also co-winner 
of Clarion's "Distinguished 
Faculty" Award with former 
professor/football coach Charles 
Ruslavage in 1977 when the two 
developed the "Coaching 
Certification Program." 

"We thank Gene for his 23 
years of loyal and dedicated 
service to Clarion University and 
wish him well in the future," said 
President Diane Reinhard. 




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Opinion 



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The way I see it 



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Former Clarion 

student makes 

the grade 

kt any time-- any one of us 
could non-voluntarily become 
disabled; sight impairment, 
hearing impairment, physical 
impairment, mental impairment, 
or mobile impairment. Disability 
shows no prejudice. 

-Peg Smith 

In 1990, Peg Smith, majoring 
in Business Administration and 
Computer Science, received an 
Associate of Science Degree 
from Clarion University. Her 
full-time employment for the 
past 24 years has been with the 
Quaker State Corporation at its 
Research Center in Seneca, Pa. 

She describes herself as an 
avid outdoors person with "a 
little gypsy" in her blood. She 
has rambled extensively 
throughout North America, 
including every state within the 
United States, almost every 
province in Canada, and many 
states in Mexico. 

In talking with Peg, it is easy 
to see the delight in her eyes and 
sense the passion in her heart 
when she talks of her 
explorations. She is compelling 
when she says that everyone 
should have the opportunity of 
access. 

Although Peg is not disabled, 
awareness of accessibility and 
the problems encountered while 
traveling became apparent when 
she teamed with her travel 
companion, a friend with several 
disabilities. Their adventures 
have covered a vast area from 
trekking the heights of Mount 
McKinley to plunging the depths 
of the Pacific in a submarine. 
Together they have discovered 
that where there is a will there is 
away. 

As a result of Peg's many 
expeditions and first-hand 
awareness of those with 
disabilities, she was eager to 



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had the chance when she 
collaborated on The Real Guide: 
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and for people with di.sabilitie.s. 

The bock is unique because it 
was written by the handicapped 
for the handicapped. Who better 
to accurately describe the 
realities of accessibility than 
those who seek a barrier-free 
world. The Guide is a beacon of 
light -- reaching out across 
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and shapes, both moral and 
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On November 22, 1963, 
President John Fitzgerald 
Kennedy was gunned down by 
assassins (yes, plural) as his 
motorcade traveled through the 
streets of Dallas. That was thirty 
years ago. 

On November 22, 1993, few 
people our age will know or 
even give a big rat's butt what 
happened in Dallas thirty years 
ago. "So what?" you may ask. 
"That was then, this is now. 
Does it even really matter 
anymore?" Good question. 
Does it? 

There isn't any point in 
babbling about "the end of the 
innocence" or "the fall of 
Camelot" as many editors have 
taken a shine to doing over the 
past three decades. Kennedy's 
body is as cold as the ground it is 
buried in. It is time to reflect 
and move on. 

Let's reflect. Kennedy was a 
great man with a good heart and 
good ideas. Through somewhat 
questionable means he rose to 
occupy the highest office in the 
land. He fulfilled the duties of 
the office to the best of his 
abilities. He was shot and killed 
in Dallas by multiple assassins 
near the end of his first term. 
This was a tragedy. A very 
crude sociopath assumed the 
presidency shortly thereafter and 
got our nation hopelessly bogged 
down in an unpopular and 



possibly unwinnable war in 
order to feed the g^ing, greedy 
maw of the military-industrial 
complex and in the process 
caused violence, suffering and 
death on a scale to make 
Kennedy's assassination look 
like a Bugs Bunny cartoon. 

Okay, we've reflected. Let's 
move on. How does this affect 
us today, in 1993? 

The actual killing of John F. 
Kennedy isn't what is important 
now. His untimely death cannot 
stand alone as the harbinger of 
bad times, the "end of the 
innocence." One must also 
include the assassination of his 
brother, Robert F. Kennedy, 
along with Malcolm X and 
Martin Luther King, Jr. in order 
to fully grasp the big picture. 
Over the course of five years, 
these four men, four heroes, 
were killed, leaving a gaping 
hole in our national 
consciousness, a hole that has 
since never been filled. It's not a 
lack of Kennedys that is hurting 
us, it's a lack of heroes. Therein 
lies the problem. 

What heroes do we really have 
today, not counting sports figures 
or entertainers? Who are the 
moral agents of our national 
feeling? Who can we look up to, 
who can we rally around? 

The answer is: nobody. And 
until we have someone, we may 
as well keep on mourning JFK. 







The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 18, 1993 



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Reader Responses 




Many of my African American 
brothers and sisters on this 
campus are not aware of all of 
the black organizations on this 
campus and their purpose. As 



Vice President of Political 
Actions of the African American 
Student Union, my committee 
members and I felt it necessary 
to put this infoimation out to not 
only the African American 
students, but the white students 
as well. This information is 
available to any — and 



everybody in self-education, 
however, not everyone shares 
this belief. You cannot sit idly by 
and expect things to be handed 
to you because if you do, then 
everything you want in hfe will 
just pass you by. I don't know 
about you, but I want to make a 
difference on Clarion 





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University's campus! Before this 
can happen, the African 
Americans on this campus need 
to be more educated as to 
different black organizations, 
you need to get mwe active and 
involved, (attend the AASU 
general body meetings, speakers, 
and other educational programs), 
and you need to basically wake 
up! No one is going to do 
anything for us, therefore we 
have to do it ourselves. Life in 
Clarion is not great all of the 
time, so stop pretending it is! 

As a member of the African 

Student Union Board, I am going 

to give the purpose of our office 

as it is stated in our constitution. 

Article II states, "The Black 

Student Union of the University 

of Clarion is an organization 

whose aim and purpose is to: 1. 

Provide an outlet for black 

students on campus to work 

through many of the basic 

problems and confrontations 

peculiar to Black students in a 

predominately white academic 

institution; 2. To provide an 

arena for fellowship and 

socialization in keeping with 

their black cultural heritage; 3. 

To effect a friendship and peer 

exchange to aid in one another's 

achievements and their highest 

academic potential; and 4. to 

effect a mutual understanding, 

respect for and £^preciation of 

the diverse racial and ethnic 

entities existing within the 

University of Clarion. 

Remember, get involved! 

Tiffany C. latum is the vice 
president of Political Actions 

Thank you 

Dear university students: 

The members of the steering 
conunittee of the Pennsylvania 
State Grange Convention that 
was held October 24 -- 28 in 
Clarion want to commend you 
on your behavior during the 
convention. 

You were polite, kind and 
respectful. Students, you are 
great! 

The Steering Committee: 

Carol and Jennifer McCullon, 

Calvin and Shelby Brosius, 

James and Alice McDowell, 

Jerry and Marilyn Brown, 

John and Betty Master and 

John Berlin 



It's about 
responsibility 



Dear Editor 
Several weeks ago, Lynn 
Haraldson, Director of United 
Campus Ministry, wrote a very 
candid letter to you about our 
college education preparing us 
for the "real worid." In her letter 
she stated what the "real world" 
consists of: individuals and 
families who are homeless, 
women being battered by their 
spouses, children being abused, 
physically and mentally, as well 
as neglected, along with many 
other examples. My purpose in 
writing this letter to you is not to 
point out, as Lynn Haraldson did, 
what the "real world" is all 
about. Instead, my purpose is 
one of a more intrapersonal 
approach -- how serving others 
has improved my life. 

I have always known that 
serving those in need was the 
right thing to tdo; I viewed 
service from an altruistic point of 
view. When I would wash cars to 
help raise money to buy books 
for the schools that were 
devastated by Hurricane 
Andrew, I felt good that I could 
lend a helping hand. Or the times 
I would show up at Tippen Gym 
to help set up and tear down 
everything that was needed for 
the Red Cross Blood Mobiles, 
this m^e me feel good because I 
knew that everyday there are 
people in great need of blood in 
order to survive (I would donate 
as well). Sure, I could rattle off 
many of the service jwojects that 
I have been a part of, as many of 
us could, and each one of them 
gave me a warm-fuzzy feeling 
inside. 

Over the sunmier I began to 
reevaluate my position on 
service. As I was thinking about 
why I do service I began to 
notice a change in how I 
perceive serving those people in 
our society who are in need. The 
conclusion that I came up with is 
that service is not about altruism, 
it's about responsibility. It is my 
responsibility to help those 
people who have fallen victim, 
and to me that is what they are, 
to a society that does not, and 
will not, help them. It is also my 
responsibility to push for change 
so that the number of people 
who have become victims in the 



(Cont. on pg. 4) 



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Hide Park 

(cont from pg. 2) 



actively participate in the joys 
of traveling. 

The guide is published by 
Prentice Hall and is available at 
all major book stores. The editor- 
in-chief, Alison Walsh, associate 
editors Jodi Abbott and Peg 
Smith have never met. The book 
was produced by the use of 
electronic media-computers, fax 
machines, and telephones. 

Peg is a liaison between those 
with disabilities and those 
without " connecting people to 
accessible places and with 



friendly people willing to help. 
The 600-plus page paperback 
and Peg have brought joy to 
many, adding inspiiation and 
encouragement along the way. 
Peg says: "Writing has given me 
a tremendous opportunity to 
stretch; I'm just an entrepreneur 
at heart and desire to serve my 
fellow man." 

A final note: While majoring 
in Business Administration, Peg 
took the elective "Writing for 
Media" because she loved to 
write. She submitted her first 



class assignment to Alaska 
Outdoors magazine. They 
published the article and the rest 
is history; her photojoumalistic 
skills have reached a varied 
market. In her spare time, she is 
Travel Editor for the Disabled 
Outdoors Magazine, 2052 W. 23 
Street, Chicago, II 60608. She 
continues to "pass the word" for 
the disabled. 



Loni Burchfield is the 
editor of the Venango Voice 



Reader Responses 

(Cont. from pg. 3) 



• • • 



merry-go-around situations of 
society become fewer in number. 
If I, and the many other people 
on this campus, do not help those 
who suffer from situations 
beyond their conUDl, we are only 
perpetuating the problems. When 
I say perpetuating the i^oblems, 
I mean that we are condoning 
homelessness; we are advocating 
the cyclical nature of poverty, 



drug and alcohol abuse; we are 
saying it's okay to discriminate 
against people on the basis of 
their religion, color, gender 
and/or their sexual orientation. In 
order to put a halt to these 
injustices we must be willing to 
take time out of our busy college 
lives, serve others in the capacity 
in which they need it, and speak 
out against the problems that 



plague our society. I have found 
that in doing these things I am, 
to some degree, fulfilling my 
responsibility to others, and 
knowing that, altruism takes 
shape, but in a different form. 



Fred Botiz is a 
junior^ sociology mtqor 



Student Senate elections. . . 



(Cont. from pg. 1) 



Matt Ames-(113), Kevin 
Stephens-(113) and Ed Rogers- 
(112). The alternates are 
Jennifer Koren-(lll), Tiffany 
Tatum-(105), Quanda Williams- 
(102), Jason Weaver-(IOO) and 
Kelly Beatty-(IOO). 

"The elections went well," said 
Jay Campbell, chair of the 
elections committee. "I think we 
had a great turnout and I wish 
next year's senate a lot of luck." 

676 students cast their votes in 
the three day election. 

"I'm excited for tlw new year. 
I'm excited for the new Senate," 
said Brian Hoover, a 1992 
Student Senate President. "It's 



going to be a good one." 

Student Senate President Gara 
Smith, who did not seek re- 
election said, "I'm very proud of 
the 1993 Student Senate's 
accomplishments and we're still 
not finished." 

Accu'ding to the new Clarion 
Students Association 

constitution, the new Student 
Senate will have terms 
coinciding with the academic 
year, changing the terms from 
following the calendar year. 

The new Senate will take over 
next semester. 

The Call incorrectly reported 
last week that new by-laws for 



the elections were passed along 
with the new constitution. The 
by-laws governing the running 
of the elections, in fact, have not 
yet been passed. 

They were scheduled to be 
voted on at Monday's Senate 
meeting, but a quorum of 
senators was not present at the 
meeting. 

The by-laws are scheduled to 
be on the agenda at next 
Monday's meeting. 

The Senate has been following 
the guidelines even though they 
have not been officially adopted, 
said Campbell. 




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What we have is a failure to communicate 

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Now that my son has turned 
13, I'm thinking about writing a 
self-help book for parents of 
teen-agers. It would be a 
sensitive, insightful book that 
would explain the complex, 
emotionally charged relationship 
between the parent and the 
adolescent child. The title would 
be: "I'm a Jerk; you're a Jerk." 

The underlying philosophy of 
this book would be that, contrary 
to what you hear from the 
"experts," it's a bad idea for 
parents and teen-agers to attempt 
to communicate with each other, 
because there's always the risk 
that one of you will actually find 
out what the other one is 
thinking. 

FcM" example, my son thinks it's 
a fine idea to stay up until 3 a.m. 
on school nights reading what 
are called "suspense novels," 
defined as "novels wherein the 
most positive thing that can 
happen to a character is that the 
EvU Ones will kiU him BEFORE 
they eat his brain." my son sees 
NO connection between the fact 
that he stays up reading these 
books and the fact that he doesn't 
feel like going to school the next 
day. 

"Rob," I tell him, as he is 
eating his breakfast in extreme 
slow motion with his eyes 
completely closed, so that he 
sometimes accidentally puts food 
into his ear, "I want you to go to 
sleep earlier." 

"DAD," he says, using the tone 
of voice you might use when 
attempting to explain an abstract 
intellectual concept to an oyster, 
"you DON'T UNDERSTAND. I 
am NOT tired. I am SPLOOSH 
(sound of my son passing out 
face-down in his Cracklin' Oat 
Bran)." 

Of course, psychologists 
would tell us that falling asleep 
in cereal is normal for young 
teen-agers, who need to become 
independent of their parents and 
make their own life decisions, 
which is fine, except that if my 
son made his own life decisions, 
his ideal daily schedule would 
be: Midnight to 3 a.m. - Read 
suspense novels; 3 ajn. to 3 p.m. 
~ sleep; 3:15 p.m. - order hearty 
breakfast from Domino's Pizza 
and put on loud, hideous music 
recorded live from hell; 4 pjn. to 
midnight - blow stuff up. 

Unfortunately this schedule 
would leave little room for, say, 
school, so we have to supply 
parental guidance ("If you don't 
q)en this door right now I will 
break it down and charge it to 



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your allowance"), the result 
being that our relationship with 
our son currently involves a 
certain amount of conflict, in the 
same sense that the Pacific 
Ocean involves a certain amount 
of water. 

At least he doesn't wear giant 
pants. I keep seeing young teen- 
age males wearing ENORMOUS 
pants that two or three teen-agers 
could occupy simultaneously and 
still have room in there for a 
picnic basket; pants that a clown 
would refuse to wear on the 
grounds that they were too 
undignified. 

The young men wear these 
pants really low, so that the waist 
is about knee level and the pants 
butt drags on the ground. You 
could not be an effective 
criminal wearing pants like 
these, because you'd be unable to 
flee on foot with any velocity. 

POLICE OFFICER: We 
tracked the allege perpetrator 
from the crime scene by 
following the trail of his 
dragging pants butt. 

PROSECUTOR: And what 
was he doing when you caught 
up with him? 

POLICE OFFICER: He was 
hobbling in a suspicious manner. 
What I want to know is, how do 
young people buy these pants? 
Do they try them on to make 
sure they DON'T fit? Do they 
take along a 570-pound friend, 
or a mature polar bear, and buy 
pants that fit HIM? 

I realize I've mainly been 
giving my side of the parent- 
teen-ager relationship, and I 
promise to give my son's side, if 
he ever comes out of his room. 
Remember how the news media 
made a big deal about it when 
those people came out after 
spending two years inside 
Biosphere 2? Well, two years is 
NOTHING. Veteran parents 
assure me that teen-agers 
routinely spend that long in the 
bathroom. In fact, veteran 
parents assure me that I haven't 
seen anything yet. 

"Wait till he gets his driver's 
license," they say. "That's when 
Fred and I turned to heroin." 

Yes, the next few years are 
going to be exciting and 
challenging. But I'm sure that, 
with love and trust and 
understanding, my family will 
get through them OK. At least I 
will, because I plan to be inside 
Biosphere 3. 
Dave Barry is a 
syndicated columnist 
with the Miami Herald 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 18, 1993 



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News 



Total project cost: $409.000 

Admissions and Public Safety offices will move 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

Several offices on campus 
will be relocated beginning as 
early as next semester. 

The Public Safety office will 
move from its Wood Street 
location to the Thorn 1 building 
near Becker Hall on Thorn 
street.The move will allow the 



pleasant and practical 
environment," said University 
Spokesman Ron Wilshire. 

The entire project would move 
the Admissions office to 
Wilshire House, Public Safety to 
Thorn 1, Publications to the 
Receiving building and F*rinting 
Services from the basement of 
Davis Hall to the Receiving 




The Public Safety building will 
office after renovation. 

admissions office to occupy 
Wilshire House, the current 
location of Public Safety. 

Public Safety could be moved 
as early as the end of December. 

An addition will be built on 
Wilshire House before the 
admissions office moves in to 
accommodate a "much more 



John Thiem / Clarion Call 
become the admissions 

building. No plans have been 
made for how to utilize the 
gained space from the 
admissions office. 

The expansion and moves will 
cost an estimated $409,000. 
Wayne Key, interim vice 
president for finance and 
administration, presented the 



figure to the Nov. 10 meeting of 
the university's Council of 
Trustees. 

According to Wilshire, funding 
for the project will come from 
the capital component of out-of- 
state student tuition. To pay for 
the project, Wilshire said 
$82,000 was saved from last 
year's budget, $60,000 will 
come from this year's budget 
and $63,000 from next year's 
budget, with the remainder 
coming from the regular budget. 

The move by the admissions 
office was a key factor in the 
project. 

"Enrolhnent management has 
been targeted as a number one 
concern on Clarion campus for a 
number of years," explained 
Wilshire. 

Problems with parking and 
difficulty in finding the 
admissions office have been 
frequent complaints by potential 
students and their families for 
several years. Wilshire said the 
move will give the admissions 
department greater visibiUty and 
will be more attractive to visiting 
potential students. 

The expansion of Wilshire 
House will add 2,400 square feet 
of space to the building which 
will provide the admissions 
department with approximately 
twice the amount of space they 
have now. 

The actual cost of the 
expansion at the Wilshire House 



will be 2q)proximately $150,000. 
Because the moves and 
expansion will not require a new 
building, approval from the State 
System of Higher Education 
(SSHE) is n(H necessary. 

Scott Shewell, spokesman for 
SSHE, said state approval for 
expansion is only necessary in 
three instances. The first is if the 



Wilshire explained that it is 
extremely difficult to get 
approval and funding for new 
construction. "Renovation is a 
lot easier to accomplish than new 
building," said Wilshire, adding 
that SSHE will be informed of 
the status of project but that all 
approval is obtained at the 
university level. 




John Thiem / Clarion Call 
Thorn 1 will become the home of Public Safety, while 
Publications will move to the Recieving area. 



proposed project is to be funded 
with money from the 
Conmionwealth of Pennsylvania. 
The second if the funding is 
being requested fttim other than 
operating funds, and third, if the 
project adds "significant" square 
footage, as in the case of a new 
building. 



Key presented preliminary 
drawings of the proposed 
Wilshire house addition at the 
Council of Trustees meeting. 
Expansion construction could 
start next summer. 

No definite plans have been 
approved, nor have bids for the 
project been solicited. 



New minors to be offered in music and geronotology 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



Two new minOTs, geronotology 
and music, were ^proved by the 
Clarion University Council of 
Trustees at its November 10 
meeting. The proposed minors 
will be forwarded to the State 
System of Higher Education for 
approval. 

Dr. Helen Lepke, associate 
academic vice president, 
reviewed the proposals for the 
trustees. E)emand for both of the 
new minors, which will utilize 
existing courses, was given as 
reason to offer the minors. 



The mincx* in geronotology will 
be an interdisciplinary effwt by 
the departments of anthropology, 
philosophy, political science, 
sociology, psychology, special 
education and the school of 
nursing. The minor program will 
be overseen by a geronotology 
advisory committee with a 
rotating elected coordinator, and 
an outside five-member advisory 
board. 

Clarion University offers seven 
courses in geronotology, 
however they are not organized 
into a recognized block of study. 
The minor is designed to provide 
a cohesive j^ogram of study for 



these seven related courses 
which will be accessible to 
students from a variety of 
Clarion's majors. 

The objectives of the minor 
are: to educate students from a 
variety of degree programs about 
the multifaceted changes and 
needs of the elderly; to prepare 
students to work with the 
elderly; to provide structure and 
integration for existing courses 
in geronotology; to give formal 
and marketable recognition to 
students who have developed 
expertise in geronotology; to 
give students an interdisciplintuy 
view of aging; to meet the needs 



and interests of nontraditional 
students; and to promote faculty 
scholarship in an 

interdisciplinary field. 

Tlie minor in music, which is 
designed as an enrichment 
minor, would consist of 21 
semester hours taken from 
existing courses. This would 
include 10 to 12 credits from 100 
and 200 level courses, six credits 
from 300 and 400 level courses, 
and a three credit capstone of 
independent study. 

The courses include the same 
introductory and intermediate 
courses that form the basis for 
the B.M. and B.S. programs in 



music. Allowing selection of 
courses at higher levels allows 
the student to pursue a field of 
particular interest. All of the 
courses are currently in place 
and it is not anticipated that any 
additional faculty or staff would 
be required to meet the teaching 
requirements. 

The minor will permit 
students, from all academic 
disciplines, an opportunity to 
complete a course of study that 
reflects on their transcript, 
without requiring them to make 
the extensive commitment to 
undertake a second major that 
could (telay graduation. 



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Most Clarion students surveyed have 
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Is cheating a problem in the 
classrooms at Clarion 
University? Would students 
cheat if they knew it was 
possible to get away with it? 
Would the person next to you tell 
the professor if they saw you 
cheating? According to a recent 
survey conducted on cheating, 
the answers are both disturbing 
and startling. 

Students were asked: "Have 
you ever cheated on a test or 
quiz while at C.U.P?" 151 
students were surveyed and 
surprisingly, 143 students 
responded with "yes." 

"Would you cheat on a test if 
you knew you would not get 
caught?" 147 students replied 
that they would. Only eight 
students surveyed said that they 
would not cheat if guaranteed 
they would not be caught 

"If you were aware of a 
classmate cheating on a test, 
would you say anything?" 109 of 
these same students said that 
they would say nothing if 
srai^one was cheating during an 
exam. 

When asked to comment on 
the issue, some random student 
answers were; 

•Robert MacBeth, freshman, 
Elementary Speech; "Yes, 
because they are stealing and 
screwing up the grading curve. 
Yes I would notify a professor if 
I saw s(Hneone cheating." 

•Rick Ruperto, sophomore; 
"Yes because they are taking 
points away from me and the 
whole class." 

•Sharon Yonkolski, freshman. 
Business; "Yes, because they are 
stealing from all of us. But they 
are hurting themselves also." 



•Marcy Rearick, junior. 
Psychology; "Yes, it's just unfair 
and they may screw up the 
curve." 

•Shelley Cashier, sophomore, 
Early Childhood 

Development/Elementary 
Education; "Yes, because they 
are cheating themselves and 
taking away the curve." 



student responses the only thing 
these students are concerned 
with is the destruction of the 
'curve.' They are not addressing 
the correctness of the act itself. I 
don't feel it's wrong to cheat on 
one exam. You are responsible 
for learning the information 
which you'll take into your job 
situation. If you don't learn the 



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Photo illustration by Terri Stelgelman / Clarion Call 
Most survey respondents admit they have cheated. 
Oddly, students are more concerned cheating will ruin the 
grade curve than with the ethics of cheating. 



•Dorothy Knight, freshman. 
Psychology; "It's wrong to cheat 
on an exam. I would hope people 
are here to le^rn, not to get 
grades. I fear that people who 
cheat on exams might cheat in 
their line of work once they 
graduate. The economy cannot 
afford this kind of job 
performance and is already 
suffering from it. I would not 
notify a professor of cheating, 
unless I did it in a general, non- 
specific way." 

•Heather McCready, 
sophomore, Biology/Medical 
Technician; "From the other 



information you're putting 
yourself at a disadvantage and 
may be putting someone else in 
danger because of your 
ignorance." 

•Melissa Porter, Sophomore, 
undecided; "I think it is wrong to 
cheat on an exam, this shows 
you have not put in the time and 
effort and you shouldn't use 
someone else's valuable 
infwmation." 

•Bobbie Simpson, sophomore, 
Education; " It's wrong to. If not 
prepared, it's your fault for the 
grade you receive. By cheating, 
what are you really learning?" 



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Abortion law survives Supreme Court challenge 



courtesy of 
Associated Press 



National 

Supreme Court lets abortion 
law stand 

A Mississippi abortion law 
requiring unwed girls to get both 
parent's permission or a judges 
consent before ending their 
p^egnancies survived a Supreme 
Court challenge Monday. 

The court rejected a 
constitutional attack on the law, 
called by opponents 
"devastating" and "the most 
burdensome of its kind." 

The action was not a ruling, 
but a refusal to review the law. 
Nevertheless, both sides in the 
national debate over abortion 
were quick to react. 

Pro-choice advocates blasted 
the decision while pro-life 
groups rallied to the defense of 
the court's refusal to hear the 
case. Both sides vowed to 
continue their fight. 

The Mississippi law was 
enacted in 1986 but had been 
tied up in coiHt since a federal 
judge bar^d its enforcement that 
same year. 



$261 billion defense 
budget passed 

The U.S. House of 
Representatives approved a $261 
billion defense budget Monday 
that endorses a more restrictive 
version of President Clinton's 
policy on homosexuals serving 
in the military. 

Approved by a vote of 273- 
135, the overall package largely 
tracks President Clinton's 
military blueprint and postpones 
many of the tough decisions on 
cutting weapons and reducing 
troops in a post-Cold War world. 

The budget fw the fiscal year 
that began Oct. 1 is $2.6 billion 
less than the amount Clinton 
proposed and $12 billion below 
last year's level. 

"This report reflects a well- 
reasoned and prudent approach 
for funding defense programs," 
said Rep. Ron Dellums, D-Cal., 
of his first military budget since 
succeeding Les Aspin as House 
Armed Services Committee 
chairman. 

The Senate is expected to vote 
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Buttafuoco sentenced 

The saga that began in a Long 
Island auto body shop ended 
Monday in a courtroom where a 
handcuffed, smirking Joey 
Buttafuoco was led away to the 
same fate that befell this former 
lover, Amy Fisher -jail time, 

Buttafuoco's expression never 
changed as he was sentenced to 
the maximum six months in 
prison and fined $5,000. 

He will serve five on probation 
for the statutory rape conviction 
as well. 



Michael Jackson "not hiding" 
say lawyers 

Michael Jackson was not 
trying to escape child abuse 
charges back home when he 
checked into an overseas 
treatment center for drug users, 
his lawyers said Monday. 

"If Michael Jackson wanted an 
excuse to stay out of the United 
States, all he had to do is stay on 
his tour," attorney Bertram 
Fields said. 

Jackson has cancelled the 
remainder of his world tour. 



Hawaii receives ap<dogy 

The U.S. House of 
Representatives Monday joined 
with the Senate in approving a 
formal apology to native 
Hawaiians for the U.S. led 
overthrow of their monarchy 100 
years ago. 

The resolution acknowledges 
the U.S. role in the rebellion that 
overthrew Queen Liiiuokalani 
Jan. 17, 1893 when Hawaii was 
an independent kingdom. 

The Senate approved the 
measure on Oct. 27. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 

"Gettsyburg" to aid colkge 

A Civil war movie starring Jeff 
Daniels will help fund the 
restoration of the Bowdoin 
College home where a college 
graduate and president who 
fought fot the Unirai in the Civil 
War lived. 

"Gettysburg" was screened in 
Portland, Maine in early 
October, and money from the 
premier will go to the restoration 
of Joshua Lawrence 
Chamberlain's house. 

Chamberlain, who graduated 
from Bowdoin College in 1852, 
took part in 24 engagements 
during the Civil War and won the 
Congressional Medal of Honor 
for his part in the battle of 
Gettysburg. 

Chamberlain is credited with 
saving the Union from defeat at 
that battle by staving off an 
attack on the hill called "Little 
Round Top." 



Stanford approves 
harassment policy 

After three years of debate and 
rewriting, Stanford University 
officials enacted a new policy in 
early October that deals with 
sexual harassment on campus. 

Unlike policies at some other -^^ 
institutions, Stanford's does not 
prohibit consensual relations 
between students and professors, 
but does warn that there are risks 
involved when the relationship is 
between individuals in 
"inherently unequal positions." 

The policy "comes down 
squarely on the side of 
confidentiality," said University 
President Gerhard Casper, 
regarding the conflict between 
the desire "to establish records of 
transgressions that can be 
reviewed later" and the 
assurance of confidentiality that 
would encourage people to come 
forward. 
Sexual harassment is defined as 
unwanted sexual advances, 
requests for sexual favors or 
unwelcomed physical conduct. 



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Two University of Florida 
students were the victims of 
attempted robbery while they 
were on their way to play tennis 
at some campus courts, police 
said. 

Sophomore Jason Conaughty 
said he and first-year student 
Vicente Parra were getting out of 
their car in late October near the 
tennis courts when they were 
confronted by a man with a gun 
at about 9:30 p.m. 

Conaughty said the suspect 
made them empty their pockets, 
but after learning neither was 
carrying money, he asked them, 
"Have you seen Craig or Mike?" 

When the two said they had no 
idea what he was talking about, 
he left. 

Survey: Frat members 
drink more 

Residents of campus fraternity 
houses drink nearly three times 
as much booze as other college 
men, while residents of on- 
campus sorority houses consume 
twice as much as alcohol as 
other women, a recent study 
said. 

Results of the study, conducted 
by the Core Institute for Alcohol 
and Other Drug Studies at 
Southern Illinois University at 
Caibondale, were rep«ted in the 
October issue of Campus Crime. 
"This is significant new 
information that campus officials 
and prevention specialists need 
to have," Cheryl Presley, director 
of the institute, told the 
newsletter. 



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Lifestyle 



"Professor P" amazes with hypnotic feats 



by Crystal Janis 
Lifestyles Writer 



"The Amazing Professor P" 
will dazzle the audience with his 
hypnotist abilities on Friday, 
November 19 at 7:00 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room. 

Better known as Mr. John 
Postlewait, direaor of the Drug 
and Alcohol Education program 
at the university, "Professor P" 
will involve the audience with 
amusing impressionistic exercis- 
es. Under hypnosis, volunteers 
from the audience have been 
known to talk in a language from 
a far away galaxy, experience 
the feeling of weightlessness, 
perceive odors and fragrances, 
forget names and how to deal 
with simple iiumbers, participate 
m contests without leavmg their 
seats, and perform feats of super- 
human strength. 

One of "Professor Fs" favor- 
ite hypnotic feats to observe 
from the audience is the "ride on 
a roller coaster." "They really 
get into it," he comments. 
Leaning from side to side, some 
put their hands in the air, and 
even funnier, some put their legs 
up. Some of "Professor P's" 
audience even did sununersaults 
on the ground. 





University Relations piioto 
The "Amazing Professor P" will send a curious audience on a mysterious, hypnotic ride. 

Another of his favorite feats is or her body enough to lay flat "Professor P" has been exercis- 
when a volunteer is hypnotized and balance suspended between ing hypnosis programs at col- 
to stiffen all of the muscles in his two chairs. leges and universities for 1 1 



years. He first became interested 
in it when he went to a seminar 
in Maine in 1982. He observed a 
hypnotist working with victims 
and witnesses of crimes for 
research and development pur- 
poses. 

Has "Professor P" ever 
reversed the roles and been the 
participant of someone else's 
hypnotic suggestions? You bet! 
"Professor P," himself, was (Mice 
hypnotized to trace back to a 
younger age when he was little. 
He remembers particular points 
about when his family was 
"building a new house and bak- 
ing cookies for the carpenters." 

The main purpose of his pro- 
gram is for the "entertainment 
and enjoyment of the people." 
But, at the same time, his pro- 
gram is meant to be educational. 
Professor P" explains the many 
uses of hypnosis in law enforce- 
ment and its many applications 
in therapy, just as he was first 
educated in it 1 1 years ago. 

The "Amazing Professor P's" 
performance will be free and 
open to the general public. 
Come to experience the mystery 
of hypnotism and the unknown 
feats of the unconscious from the 
little swinging watch. 



City Theatre extends hit "Oleanna" 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 






David Mamet's hit production 
"Oleanna," which was originally 
scheduled to close this Sunday, 
is now running through 
December 5 at Pittsburgh City 
Theatre's Hamburg Studio. 

"Oleanna" focuses on commu- 
nication problems between a col- 
lege student and her professor to 
address issues of political cor- 
rectness, sexual harassment and 
power. The original casts con- 
sists of Victoria Rhoades as 
Carol and Kenneth Meseroll as 
Carol's professor, John. 

An informal "talk back" is a 
unique aspect of the City Theau-e 
Production. After each perfor- 
mance, audience members are 
encouraged to express their 
views or experiences about the 
issues raised by the play with 
cast members and other patrons. 

"The audience response has 
become an intregal part of the 



play," explained Marc 
Masterson, the producing direc- 
tor of "Oleanna." "People want 
to talk about what they perceive 
has happened, or not happened, 
on the stage." 

Critics agree with Masterson. 
"It's impossible not to have an 
opinion about this incendiary 
bomb (of a play) in which 
Mamet pushes our buttons on 
questions of power and poUtical 
correctness. Perceptions count 
for everything here," says Ron 
Weiskind in the Pittsburgh Post- 
Gazette. 

"Mamet defies you to watch 
his play placidly," writes Ed 
Blank, drama critic of the 
Pittsburgh Tribune-Review. "So 
will anyone who has seen it." 

"Popular response is the reason 
we extended this show," said 
Masterson. "one patron reported 
she and her husband argued 
about this play until 2 a.m. on a 
week night. We have really suc- 



ceeded in getting Pittsburghers 
involved in live theatre with this 
show." 

Tickets for "Oleanna" can be 
purchased at the City Theatre 
Box Office located on 57 S. 13th 
Street (on the comer of Bingham 
and 13th Streets, South Side) or 
charge purchases may be made 
bycalUng(412)431-CITY. 

Ticket prices for "Oleanna" 
range from $17 to $25. 
Discounts and special packages 
are available few groups of ten or 
more. Half-price tickets are 
available 15 minutes before the 
performance to students and 
senior citizens with proper ID. 
Prices for students and profes- 
sors are $10.50 on any Tuesday 
and groups of four or more pay 
only $8. 

City Theatre is a professional, 
nonprofit performing arts organi- 
zation and is a member of the 
Theatre Communications Group 
and Theatre Association of PA. 




courtesy of Suellen Fitzsinnmons/City Theatre 
Meseroll and Rhoades wage a war of power, words and 
relationships in City Theatre's "Oleanna" by David Mamet. 



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"Much Ado" about matchmaking Shakespeare way 




by Michelle Sparer 
Contributing Writer 



Dr. Richard Seaver of the 
speech communication and the- 
atre department should take plea- 
sure in the knowledge that his 
directing debut at Clarion is sure 
to be a success. 

The Shakespearean comedy, 
"Much Ado About Nothing, " 
which has run since Tuesday and 
continues through this Saturday 
evening, is marked by a strong 
cast of actors and actresses who 
competently carry off Seaver's 
change of place and time within 
the production. 

According to Seaver, he decid- 
ed to set this particular 
Shakespearean play in West 
Africa, 150 years ago, in order to 
"enhance some of the values 
inherent in the play by shifting it 
in time and place. These values 
include exotic, fairy tale quality, 
a milieu in which formal and 
informal courtesy is customary 
and an environment in which 
quick judgements are necessary." 

The play revolves around two 
love stories; one with Hero 
(Marion Russell) and Claudio 
(Michael Lee Martin) that nearly 
ends in disaster and the second 
with two very reluctant individ- 
uals, Beatrice (Andrea Straw) 
and Benedick (Daniel Brady). 



Russell does a marvelous job 
with her role as matchmaker and 
jilted bride. Martin, too, holds 
his own, although his conviction 
of boundless love for Hero and 
then later disgust for her "appar- 
ent" infidelity, is at times lacking 
in substance. 

Andrea Straw, on the other 
hand, plays a delightfully cyni- 
cal Beatrice with skill. She is 
perfectly cast and paired well 
with Brady (Benedick). 
Although, Brady also has rare 
moments of a "too staged" per- 
formance. But these are just 
minor observations within the 
whole picture. 

Congratulations and compli- 
ments should go to Jeffrey 
Powell (Leonato) who is cast as 
Hero's father and one of the 
strongest supporting characters. 
Powell's "taking to the part" 
hints at an acting background. 

Seaver has proved himself a 
capable director who knows how 
to combine the cast's talents to 
attain a fine theatrical perfor- 
mance. 

The play is scheduled for 
November 16-20 at 8 p.m. in 
Marwick-Boyd's Little Theatre. 
Tickets for the production are $5 
for adults, $4 for students, and 
free to Clarion University stu- 
dents with valid identification 
cards. 




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New releases range from wildly 
hip to rock classics and legends 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



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at Capitol Records. Four new hit 
releases are now available in the 
nearest music store. 

Frank Sinatra Duets is the 
recording hit of the decade as he 



returns to the studio fw the first 
time in 15 years to record clas- 
sics with several famous record- 
ing artists such as Arethra 
Franklin, Gloria Estefan and 
even U2's Bono who is starring 
in Sinatra's next MTV video. 

Paul McCartney features 24 
live tracks from his recent "New 



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news 



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by Chuck Shepherd 

-The Los Angeles Times report- 
ed that the Novel Cafe in Santa 
Monica recently featured Kopi 
Luwak, the Sumatran coffee 
reputed to be the most expensive 
in the world, at $130 per pound. 
According to the cafe's owners, 
a certain kangaroo-like Sumatran 
animal eats only the "ripest, 
best" coffee cherries, digests 
them, and excretes them, after 
which natives pick the beans and 
process them into Kopi Luwak. 

-In Austin, Texas in October, 
landlord John Mattingly Jr., 26, 
served an eviction notice in court 
on his grandmother, Dorothy 



Webb, 85, for non-payment of 
rent. Said she, in court, "I guess 
I'm not dying fast enough (for 
him)." 

-California Attorney General 
Dan Lungren proposed in 
October that the state measure 
the pain-killing attributes of 
cyanide gas in order to demon- 
strate that the gas chamber is not 
"cruel and unusual" punishment, 
as contended by the American 
Civil Liberties Union in a recent 
lawsuit. Lungren proposed that 
the state put rats in pain by 
"colon balloon distension" - 
inserting balloons in the anuses 
of 60 rats and inflating them 
until the rats squeal - and then 



administering cyanide at differ- 
ent doses to see if the pain sub- 
sides. 

-In February, a squirrel appar- 
ently fell into a small vent on the 
roof of Kim Richardson's home 
in Lawrenceville, Georgia and 
got into the plumbing pipes. 
Richardson reported that she dis- 
covered the animal when she sat 
down on the toilet and felt a 
scratching on her derriere. She 
"almost died," she said later. 
The squirrel had drowned by the 
time help arrived. 

-In Baton Rouge, Louisiana in 
October, Larry McKee, 42, was 
arrested and charged with rob- 
bing a convenience store. The 



robbery started in the back room, 
and the robber wasn't aware ihal 
a camera crew from WBRZ-TV 
was taping a feature on crime in 
the front of the store. The tape 
clearly shows the robber running 
through the store and out the 
front door. 

-In October in Los Angeles, 
Humberto Amaya, 32, at first 
bragged to customers and staff at 
the Guatemalteca Market that he 
had just killed a man. But when 
they failed to take him seriously 
he became angry, went home 
and returned with a freshly sev- 
ered head, which he began wav- 
ing around the market and then 
set it down next to the pastry 
case to the horror of onlookers. 
Police believe that Amaya, who 
is a tailor, killed the man when 
he tried to steal Amaya' s stereo 
and stitched the body's stomach 
to its chest so that it would fit 
into a garbage can. 

-Long-standing calls for 



reform of New Jersey's county 
medical examiner system were 
renewed in October when The 
New York Times reported that 
examiners in Cumberland and 
Ocean counties had recently 
erred in making cause-of-death 
reports. In the Cumberland case, 
the county medical examiner, 
Dr. Larry Mapow, failed to see a 
bullet lodged in a man's skull 
and instead attributed death to a 
blow by a blunt instrument. 
Mapow did see a second bullet 
in the man's brain, but merely 
removed it and noted it without 
attributing significance to it. 

-In July, the police chief of 
Manila, Col. Generoso Necesito, 
told reporters that the reason 
more than $25,000 worth of mar- 
ijuana and cocaine were missing 
from the police evidence room 
recently was that rats and cock- 
roaches had eaten it. 

-(c)1993 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



Just listen to all that jazz 



by Sherry Dickerson 
Lifestyles Writer 



Are you in the mood for jazz? 
Well, you are in luck! The 
Clarion University Jazz Band 
will be performing its Fall con- 
cert presentation. All are defi- 
nitely welcome to attend this 
year's jazz extravaganza. The 
concert will be held in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium on 
Monday, November 22, 1993, 
starting at 8:15 p.m. 

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the direction of Dr. Lisa 
Johnson, conductor and music 
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In addition to Dr. Johnson's busy 
teaching schedule, she performs 
in New York City where she 
plays woodwind instruments. 

Don't let this evening of free, 
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Clarion University Madrigal 
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Saturday, November 20 
10 a-m^ Clarion Area High School 

Twenty vocalists under direction of Milufin Lazich 



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***% "Moonstrmk" (1987. Comedy) Cher PG' q I* "Two of a Kind" (1983) John Travolta 



*** "yearo^ffwCoffwf "(1992) "PG-13" 



Arcade 



Double Dare [Wiki Side 



** "This Is E/ws (1981, Biography) David Scott. 



Empty Neat [Nuraea q ISiateca "Best Intenttons" q 



Football [CoMege Football: North CaroHna State at Ftorida State. (Live) q 



** 'Iron Cagte" (1986) Louis Gossett Jr.. "PG-13" 



Newaq 



QotdenGiria [Empty Neat 



12:00 



Diehard 



Saturday Night Live 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchablea (In Stereo) q 



Araenle Hal (In Stereo) q IMwic 



Newa q [Saturday Night Live 



TFootbrtI Scoreboard 



***V^ 'Thorougt^ Modem mie" (\9%1) 



CaaeCtoaedq 



•* "A Stranger Among t/s (1992) Melanie Griffith, g 



Salute [Legenda [Doug 



IRugrata 



** "Lucy i Desi: Before the Laughter" (1991, Drama) 



*'/; "Problem Chikl" (1990. Comedy) John Ritter. g 



*^ "Sfepfaffief 3"(1991) Rot)ert Wightman. "R" g 



"Pfanes, fra/ns am/ ^ofomofates" (1987) Jokera 



Clariaaa jRoundhouae [Ren-Stimpy 



You Afraid? 



*•* "Imagine: John Lennon" (1988) John Lennon. 



[SportacentjflHorae R. 



Silk Stalkinga "Vofces"' q [** "Ski School" (1990) Dean Cameron 



*'/^ "Blackbelt II: Fatal Force" (1992) NR' jSeftly-Paria 



Red Shoe [ "Highlander II: The Quickening" (1991) R 



Very Very NJdc at Nite 



Hkfclen IWdden [Unaohwd Myateriea 



'■Gafe//"'R' 



"Amityville 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 21. 1993 



10 



11 



14 



17 



18 



21 



22 



25 



26 



4:00 



4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



(3:00) 



*• 



""7?ie Experts" (1989) John Travolta. 



Figure Skating: Skate America International, q 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



*• "Cool IVortd"(1992, Fantasy) Kim Basinger. "PG-13" 



Newa q [ABC Newa 



NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos. From Mile High Stadium. (Live) 



NFL Football: New York Giants at Philadelphia Eagles. From Veterans Stadium. (Live) 



NFL Football PGA Golf: Shark Shootout - Final Round. 



♦*v? 



"Vice l^'ersa (1986, Comedy) Judge Relnhold. 



CBS Newa jNewa q 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



NFL Football: Pittsburgh Steelers at Denver Broncos. From Mile High Stadium. (Live) 



(2:30) 



{•••V; "Thoroughly Modern M;/fre"(1967, Musical) Julie Andrews. 'G' 



Tennia: ATP World Championship - Finals. From Frankfurt, Germany. 



(2:50) "Back-Future II' 



|Turi(ey 



Miaa Peach 



Fav. Filma [**'/; "Strictly Business" (1 991 ) "PG-1 3' q 



** "Metf/c/ne Man" (1992) Sean Connery. 'PG-13' g 



Can't on TV [Arcade 



(3:00) Follow Your Heart" 



Double Dare Freahmen 



Major Dad g [Wings g 



Funnieat Home Videoa 



Countdown to Kid'a Day g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutea (In Stereo) g 



Code 3 (In Stereo) g 



Fifth Quarter jTo Kid's Day 



8:00 I 8";30" 



9:00 



9:30 



** "'8oomefang""(1992, (Domedy) Eddie Murphy. R' g 



Loia & Clarit-Supenwan 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



Murder, She Wrote g 



Murder, She Wrote g 



Martin g [Living Single 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



**V2 "Paper Lion" (1968, Comedy) Alan Alda. 'G' 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



"JFK: Reckless Youth" (1993) Patrick Dempsey. g 



**V2 'Hero "(1992, Satire) Dustin Hoffman PG-13' q 



"A Family Tom Apart" (1993, Drama) Neil Patrick Harris. 



"A Walton Thanksgiving Reunion' {]993, Drama) q 



"A Walton Thanksgiving Reunion" {1993, Drama) q 



Married.. 



iDeareat 



[Star Trek: NextGener. 



"A Family Torn Apart "(1993, Drama) Neil Patrick Harris. 



NFL Primetime 



•*'/; "Spaffrfe" (1976) Philip Michael Thomas. PG 



WWF Survivor Series Showdown 



[NFL Football: Minnesota Vikings at Tampa Bay Buccaneers. From Tampa Stadium q 



** "Men at iyor|i('"(1990) Emilio Estevez. 'PG-13' g 



[Case Ctosed q 



**• 



Ready or Not 



Rocko'a Life 



Chris Cross 



Legenda 



**V2 ""Stop at Nothing" (1991, Drama) Lindsay Frost. 



"The Living Daylights" l^9S7) Timothy Dalton. PG" 



Silk Stalkinga (In Stereo) g 



Newaq 



Newa 



Newa 



Newaq 



Paid Prog. 



News 



Cheers q 



Cheerag 



Siakel 



Murphy B. 



PaklPfog. 



Rescue 911 



12:00 



Real Sex 7 



Dear John q 



Night Court 



Murphy B. 



Lifestylea 



FYlPitt 



Suspect 



***'^ "Mafewan "(1987) Chris Cooper 



Sportacenter 



Silk Stalkings Voices q 



*♦ 



••'/2 "The Man in the Moon' (1991) Sam Waterston. | **V2 "Consenting Adults" (1992) R' q 



'Dr Giggles [1992, Horror) Larry Drake R 



You Afraki? Roundhouse Nick News Moric 



I Lucy Show [Van Dyke [M.T.Moore 



***V2 ""Empire of the Sun" (1987) A boy must survive by his wits in a WWII internment camp. 



NFL 



Hollywood 



"Pamela ' 



***'^2 "Glengarry Glen Ross (1992) Al Pacino. R 



Bob Newhart 



HMden 



Dragnet 



A. Hitchcock 



Paid Program 



Supennan 



Paid Pi 



MONDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 22. 1993 1 




4:00 1 4:30 


5:00 [ 5:30 1 6:00 


6:30 7:00 | 7:30 


8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 


10:00 10:30 I 11:00 


11:30 1 12:00 1 


2 


(3:30) "Critters 4" (1992) 


** "Oh, What a Night ' (1992) "PQ-IZ" 


**y2 "lVayne"s iVorW "(1992) "PG-13" 


***'/2 "Die Hard" (1988, Suspense) Bruce Willis. R' g 


"The Last Outlaw' 11993) Mickey Rourke 


Comedy Hour Jamie Foxx | 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newaq 


Newaq 


Newaq 


ABC News 


Hard Copy g 


Ent Tonight 


Day One g 


NFL FootbaH: New Orleans Saints at San Francisco 49ers. From Candlestick Park g |News q j 


6 


Empty Nest Cheers q 


Coach q 


News 


Newa 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Fortune 


Fresh Prince 


Blossom g 


"Beyond Suspicion (1993, Suspense) Markie Post, g 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Geraldo 


Newa 


CBS News 


Copsg 


Married... 


Shade 


Dave's 


Murphy B. 


Love & War 


Northern Exposure g 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


8 


Lea Brown 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newaq 


CBS News 


Am.Joum8l 


Shade 


Dave's 


Murphy B. 


Love & War 


Northern Expoaure g 


Newaq 


Editk)n 


Late Show ql 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Tiny Toon 


Animaniaca ] Batman 


Full Houae q 


Roaeanne q 


Roaeanne g 


Manied... 


** "Seef/)Oi'en"'(1992, Comedy) Charles Grodin. g 


Mama [Mama 


Code 3 (R) q 


In Cotor 


Love Con. | 


11 


Copsq 


Cur. Affair 


Newag 


Newaq 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Fortune 


Fresh Prince [Btossom q 


"Beyond Suspicion" (1993. Suspense) Mari^ie Post, g 


Newaq 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g I 


14 


(3:00) "Rocket Gibraltar" 


*** "Desert Bloom" (1986, Drama) Jon Voiqht. PG' 


**V2 "Hammett" (1982, Mystery) Frederic Forrest. 'PG 


♦**V2 ■T/)eeeasr'(l988. Dramal George Dzundza. R' 


""A Woman Under the Influence (1974) R' 1 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


Challenge 


Max Out 


Th'breda 


Up Cloae 


Sportacenter 


NFL Prime Monday 


Billiards: U.S. Open 9-Ball 


Auto Racing Auto Racing 


Ski Worid(R) [Sportacenter j 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


Major Dad q 


Facta of Life 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtlea 


Major Dad g Winga g 


Murder, She Wrote g 


WWF Survivor Seriea 


Silk Stalkinga "Killer Cop ' 


Wings g 


Winga g [Odd Couple | 


21 


** "Tough Enough "(19^, Drama) Dennis Quaid "PG" 


*** ""Pure Country" (1992) George Strait. PG' g 


** "Stay Tuned" (1%2) John Ritter. 'PG' [** "Lower Leve/""(1991, Suspense) R' 


** "flap*dF/re" (1992) Brandon Lee. R 


22 


Kickboxing: Karatemania V. 


Movie 


*** "The Fountainhead" (1949, Drama) Gary Cooper. 


** "The Double Kid" (1992) "PG-13" g 


*** "Deep Cover' (1992, Drama) Larry Fishbume. R' g 


*♦ "All-American Murder" (1992) R q 


25 


Looney Crazy Kida 


Hey Dude (R) 


Quta 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney 


Bulhwinkle 


Partridge Get Smart 


Dragnet Bob Newhart M.T. Moore M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke Lucy Show 


A. Hitchcock 1 


26 


"Christine Cromwell: Things That Go Bump in the Night" 


Supefflwrket 


Shop-Drop 


Unaolved Mysteriea 


LA. Law g 


**'/^ "/tffert)om'(1992, Drama) Laura Dern. 


Unaolved Myateriea 


Myateriea 1 



TUESDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 23, 1993 1 




4:00 [ 4:30 [ 5:00 [ 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 1 7:00 7:30 


8:00 [ 8:30 [ 9:00 9:30 


10:00 1 10:30 


11:00 1 11:30 1 12:00 


2 


**V2 "Funny Farm "(1986, Comedy) Chevy Chase. "PG" 


*% "Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time" (1991) 


*** "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (1992) Gary OWman. "R" 


Tracey UHman: A Clasa Act 


***'/^ "A River Runs Through It "(1992) 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newaq 


Newaq 


Newaq 


ABC Newa 


Hard Copy g 


Ent Tonight 


FuHHouaeq Roaeanneq 


"JFK: Reckless Youth" 1993) Patrick Dempsey. q 


Newaq 


Cheera q [NIghtline g 


6 


Empty Neat Cheers q 


Coach q 


Newa 


Newa 


NBC News 


Jeopardylq 


Wh. Fortune 


Saved-BeH 


Getting BvQ 


Larroquette [Second Half [Dateline (In Stereo) q 


Newa 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Gerakto 


Newa 


CBS Newa 


Copaq 


Married... 


Reacue 911 (In Stereo) q 


"Nurses on the Line: The Crash of Flight 7" (1993) q 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


8 


Lea Brown 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newaq 


CBS Newa 


Am.Joumal 


Reacue 911 (In Stereo) g 


'"Worses on the Line: The Crash of Flight 7" (1993) q 


Newaq 


Edition 


Late Show q| 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Tmy Toon 


Animaniaca [Batman 


Full Houae q 


Roaeanne q 


Roaeanneq 


Married... 


Rocq 


BakerafieM 


America'a IVtoat Wanted q 


Mama jMama 


Code 3 (R) q 


InCotor 


Love Con. | 


11 


Copaq 


Cur. Affair 


Newaq 


Newaq 


NBC Newa 


Jeopardy! g 


Wh. Fortune 


Saved-BeH 


GettinaBvg 


Larroquette Second Half 


DateNne (In Stereo) q 




Tonight Show (In Stereo) g I 


14 


(2:30) 


Wedneaday 


**V2 "True Stories' (1986, Comedy) David Byrne. PG' 


** "Getting Physical" (19M, Drama) Sandahl Bergman 


**y2 ■OWGnn(jo""(1989, Drama) Gregory Peck. "R 


***Vi "Taxi Driver" (1978, Drama) R' | 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


QoKart 


Max Out 


NBA Today 


Up Ctoae 


Sportacenter NHL Hockey: Montreal Canadiens at New "/oric Rangers. (Live) [Sportanight 


Sportacenter 


18 


Pyramkl 


Pyramkl 


Major Dad q 


Facta of Life 


Nir4a Turtlea 


Nirw Turttoa 


MiVorDadq Winga q 


Murder, She Wrote q [Boxtog: Wendall Hall vs. Bernard Hopkins. (Uve) [Winga g 


Wtoga q Odd Couple 


21 


(3:30) "Woman-Distnct" 


** ""Near Mrs. (1991) Judge ReinhoW. 


**% "Spirit of the Eagle" (1991) PG' 


**% "Eyewitness to Murder" (1990) "R" [***'/? "Bob Roberts" (1992, Satire) Tim Robbins. "R g 


♦ "Black Magic Mansion 


22 


(3:30)*** Duel at Diablo " 


(1966) 


*** "Sara/fna.'"" (1992) LeIetiKhumato.q 


♦'A "TTw New Adventures ofPippi Longstocking" (1988) 


** "Delta Heaf" (1992) Anthony Edwards. 


Red Shoe 


** "Prayer of the Rollerboys" (1991 ) R' | 


25 


Looney Crazy KkIa 


Hey Dude (R) 


Quta 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney [BuNwii^cto 


Partridge [Get Smart 


Dragnet [Bob Newhart [M.T Moore 


M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Lucy Show 


A. Hitchcock 


26 


**% "The Woman He Loved" (1988) Jane Seymour. 


Supennaricet Shop-Drop 


Unaolved Myateriea 


LA. Law g 


•** "Great Balls of Fire! " (1989. Drama) Dennis Quakj, Winona Ryder. 


Myateriea 


Myateriea 



WED «1ESDAY EVENING NOVEMBER 24. 1993 1 




4:00 


4:30 [ 5:00 [ 5:30 


6:00 1 6:30 [ 7:00 [ 7:30 


8:00 [ 8:30 9:00 [ 9:30 


10:00 


10:30 


11:00 


11:30 1 12:00 


2 


(2:45) 


**% "An American Summer" (1990) 


**% "F;rsftoorD"(1984, Drama) Teri Garr. "PG-13" q 


** "Hartem Nk]hts" (1989) iddie Murphy. R" q 


Crypt Tatos 


Sandera 


Dream Ong 


"A Mdnight Clear" (1992) 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newag 


Newaq 


Newaq 


ABC Newa 


Hard Copy g 


Ent Tonight 


Thea q iJoe'a Life q 


Home Imp [Grace Under 


Gate for the Preaident 


Newag 


Cheers g Nii^tiine g 


6 


Empty Neat Cheera q 


Coach g 


rrawi 


Newa 


nDv nvwv 


Jeopardylg 


Wh. Fortune 


Unsolved Myateriea q 


Comedy HaN of Fame (In Stereo) q 


Newa 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Gerakto Violent marria^s 


Newa 


CBS News 


Copag 


ManiMl... 


Hewto Afire 


Nanny q 


Walker, Texaa Ranger q 


48 Houra "On Hero Street" 


Newa 


Late Show (In Stereo) g 


8 


Lea Brown Pointer Sisters. 


Oprah Winfrey g 


Newaq 


CBS Newa 


Am.Joumai 


Country Kkla 


Nannyq 


Waflier, Texaa Ranger q 


48 Houra "On Hero Street" 


Newag 


Eifitton 


Late Show q 


10 


Tom-Jerry 


Tiny Toon 


Airimarriaca [Batman 


Firi Houae q Roaeanne g 


Roaeanneq 


Manied... 


Beveriy HWs, 90210 q 


Melroae Place (In Stereo) q 


Mama [Mama 


Code 3 (R) g 


InCotor 


Love Con. 


11 


Copag 


Cur. Affair 


Newag 


Newag 


NBC Newa 


Jeopardylg 


Wh.Fortime 


Unaolved Myateriea q 


Comedy Hri of Fame (In Stereo) q 


Newag 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g j 


14 


(3:00) "Gettinc 


Physical" 


** "First Affair" (1983, Drama) Melissa Sue Anderson. 


** "ran* (1983, Drama) James Gamer. "PG 


*** "84 Charing Cross Road (1987) Anne Bancroft. 


"Once Upon a Time in America (1984) R | 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Dream Lg. 


QoKart 


Max Out 


SnowlKd, Sportacenter 


College BaakettMH: Preseason NIT Semifinal 


Colege BaaketbiM: Preseason NIT Semifinal - Teams TBA (Live) 


Sportacenter Motorcydea 


18 


Pyramkl 


Pyramid 


Major Dad q 


FKtaofLife 


Nir^ Turttoa Nmja Turttoa 


Major Dad q IWinga 


Turiiey [Miaa Peach 


*♦ "Off Beat (1986, Comedy) Judge RetnhoW [Wmga q 


Wmgag OddCoupto 


,- 21 


(2:15) 


**y2 "The River fla/J U9«..0ramaJ PG'. 


f>t^.V»ValKhLeaperi"i\B72iChai1ei&a)S0(\. "PG 


"Hugh Hefner OfK&Upoo a r«ne :-(J992) 


M*. A League £>t l/WK Oner}. 0992) Geena Davis. PG. 


*t.ar..Q(ujes (ta92).a 


''-22- 


MIA^e" 


t*^ "BJSfs w-"Batofs""(1936, Drama) 


♦* Old Explorers" (1990) Jose Ferrer 


ChriaCroas 


**'^ Madhouse ' (1990) "PG-13' q 


Jokera 


**'-^ "Consenting Adults (1992) R g 


*♦ 'S/nso^Oes/re (1992) 


25 


Looney 


Crazy KMa [Hey Dude (R)[ Quta 


What You Do 


Looney 


Looney 


Bulwinkto 


Partridge [Get Smart 


Dragnet 


Bob Newhart IM.T Moore IM.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Lucy Show 


A. Hitchcock 1 


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19 Keyed up 

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24 BaKery Item 

25 Location 

26 Fire residue 
29 Organic 

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37 Old car 

38 Footed vases 

39 Cognizant 

41 Line through a 
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43 Food regimen 

44 Jacket part 

46 McMahon and 
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47 Church official 

49 Thing ot value 

50 Places (or 
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60 Action of unruly 
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61 "Tempest' 
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64 Fr. magazine 

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66 Music quality 

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3 Hindu garment 

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6 Very fancy 

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8 Actor Vigoda 

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For a 



By Diana Smith 
College Press Service 

Quick-someone just referred 
to you as "phat." Have you been 
insulted? (No.) What if someone 
says your homeskillet is cholo 
("thanks") or you forgot to 
momaflauge your crib ("uh- 
oh")? 

If you're as uncertain about this 
hip speech as most people are, 
consult a list of the hottest wcM^ds 
on college campuses compiled 
recently in a nationwide survey 
by Merriam-Webster, publisher 
of Webster's Collegiate 
Dictionary. 

You'll find that being phat, or 
cool, is a positive thing. A home- 
skillet is a good friend and cholo 
means macho, while momaflaug- 
ing you crib means hiding any- 
thing in your suitcase or room 
that you don't want your parents 
to find. As in, "Wait a minute, 
while I momaflauge my stash." 

On the other hand, you would- 
n't want to be known as an herb 
(a geek), a long nose (a har), or 
high postagt (a conceited 
female). Once you've got that 
d own, remember that a circle of 



The Clarion Call; Thursday, November 18, 199 3 

random experience, hook up with That' college lingo 

death is a bad pizza, a jimmie is became apparent, she said. First, examples of the use of fly: "My. vey was to see how ne\ 



death is a bad pizza, a jimmie is 
a condom, a blizz is a crazy 
prank, and a sploink is an infinite 
measure. 

That's just a sampling f nearly 
50 words and phrases deemed as 
the most popular on college cam- 
puses today. All in all, about 
1,000 different words were 
culled from surveys taken at 25 
public and private schools, rang- 
ing from the University of 
Massachusetts and Bryn Mawr 
College of Pennsylvania, to 
Tulane University in New 
Orleans and Baylor University in 
Texas, to Santa Monica College 
and the University of CalifOTnia- 
Los Angeles in the west. The 
words were then ranked in order 
of popularity according to 
region. 

Susan Leslie, vice president of 
marketing, said the survey was 
first conducted by Merrian- 
Webster of Springfield, Mass. 

"We didn't claim it was going 
to be a wholly scientific survey, 
but college campuses are often 
where new words and phrases 
show up," she said. 
A number of interesting trends 



became apparent, she said. First, 
the popularity of some words is 
strongly regional. Second, many 
of the hip phrases arise from 
African-American and Hispanic 
cultures. Third, there was a 
small, but interesting increase in 
the use of product brand names 
to convey certain qualities, like 
describing someone as "Nike" or 
"Quaker Oats." Fourth, certain 
retroactive words are coming 
back into use, such as crib 
(meaning home base). Crib was 
popular in the 1950s. 

"There was a definite regional- 
ism that was coming off," Leslie 
said. "The absolute hottest word 
in the east was phaL" 

Phat, sometimes spelled fat, 
has appeared in The New York 
Times several times, and some 
theorize that its use evolved from 
the New York fashion industry. 

Cholo, on the other hand, is a 
Western/Southwestern word tat 
once was used to describe a 
Mexican gang member as being 
extremely macho. Fly is is a 
word that arose from the 
African-American culture, also 
meaning cool or good. Some 



examples of the use of fly: "My, 
that's a fly frock you're wearing 
today." (Not cool at all.) 

"Get the flyswatter." 
(Extremely uncool) 

"Lookin' fly, girlfriend." (Cool, 
though a little dated.) 

The main purpose of the sur- 



A DISPATCH FROM 



vey was to see how new lan- 
guage is being devised and used 
and to see whether the words and 
phrases will catch on and 
become standard in English or 
simply fade away. 





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Stupid European Economic 
Conrvnunlty Tricks on the Program? 



Immediately upon hearing that NBC 
had selected a replacement for David 
Letterman, spy called 
the putative host, the Irish scholar 
Conor Cruise O'Brien, whose recent 
well-received biography of Edmund 
Burke gave him the edge over Garry 
Shandling. We found him in Dublin. 
Conor Cruise O'Brien: Hello? 
SPY: Hi, I'm just calling to get your 
reaction to your new job. 
I don't know that I have such a job. 
Oh, it's been in the papers. Replacing 
Letterman at NBC- 
Sorry? 

Replacing David Letterman at NBC. I 
wanted to know if you were still going to 
do the pet tricks. 

Well, this is the first I've heard of any 
such thing. Where has this appeared? 
In the New York papers.' But you've. 



written /or The Simpsons and Saturday 
Night Live. and.... 
I've written for various print 
publications in the United States. 
Mainly for The New York Review of 
Books and The Atlantic and sometimes 
for The New Republic, but I've only 
very occasionally appeared on panels 
and whatnot, when I'm over there. 
I'll be going to America— I think, 1 
wonder, could this be it?— I'm going 
to America in September as senior 
research fellow in the National • 
Center for the Humanities in 
Washington, in— not in Washington 
but in North Carolina. And 
somebody may have mixed up the 
initials. 

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Sports 



Ea gles finish 5-5 



lUP scores early, often 44-7 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



After disposing of Edinlxx'o in 
the PSAC-West title game a 
week earlier, the lUP Indians had 
one thought in mind, payback. 
The Clarion Golden Eagles had 
rudely ended the Indians' 25- 
game conference unbeaten streak 
by drubbing them 35-26 in last 
year's conference title game. 

The outcome was decided 
shortly after tee time at George 
Miller Stadium. 

The fact that freshman 
quarterback Chris Weibel had 
nothing to do with last year's 
game didn't seem to affect lUFs 
relentless assault on him, and on 
the fourth play of the game, 
Weibel was picked off by 
Jermayne Wagner. 

Ten plays later, it was 7-0. 

That Weibel was riding the bus 
home from his class field trip 
when Clarion knocked lUP from 
a Division II playoff berth, didn't 
seem to phase Jeff Tumage when 
he blew into the Eagle backfield 
and dumped Weibel for an eight 
yard loss on Clarion's next 
possession. The Eagles had to 
punt. 

Eleven plays lata, it was 14-0. 
Just because Weibel was 
getting fit for his prom tuxedo as 




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23 



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44 



Hanging on: Ric Giles (6), and the Golden Eagle defense had 
Smith (5) ail day. Smitti caught five passes for 129 yards on 



the Eagles were pulling off one 
of the biggest upsets in Division 
II history didn't stop the lUP 
defense from placing him in a 
2nd and 24 situation on Clarion's 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
It wasn't me!: Even though Chris Weit>el (10) didn't play last 
year, lUP sacked him three times and intercepted him once. 



next possession. The Eagles 
would so(xi have to punt. 

Seven plays later, it was 21-0. 

You get the point. 
The Indians were everything 
they were billed as being. 
Hungry, aggressive, balanced, 
resolved. They weren't ill- 
mannered because they didn't 
have to be. 

After a Mike Geary field goal 
kicked off the second half, 
Weibel found Kevin Harper on a 
49 yardpass play, and the Eagles 
were showing signs of life. 

It didn't take long for lUP to 
pull the plug. Indians' 
quarterback Scott Woods, who 
completed 17 of his 20 pass 
attempts for 353 yards and two 
touchdowns, found Theo Turner 
for 43 yards and then hit Derrick 
Smith for 33 more. Woods look 
it in himself fr(xn six yards out, 
and less than two minutes after 
Clarion scored, lUP answered. 

lUP would score two more 
touchdowns before quarter's end, 
and after three, the score was 44- 
7. 



Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
trouble staying with Derrick 
Saturday. 

The Eagles fmished the season 
with an even 5-5 overall record 
and a 3-3 slate in the PSAC- 
West. 

Damien Henry gained 56 yards 
against lUP and finished the year 
42 short of 1,000. For his career, 
Henry gained 2,052 yards and 
scored 23 touchdowns. 

Tim Brown's four catches gave 
him 53 for the season and 169 
for his record-breaking career. 
He ranks seventh all-time in the 
PSAC. 

Inside linebacker Damon 
Mazoff had 12 tackles, 10 solo 
against the Indians on Saturday. 
He finished 1993 with a team 
leading 134 tackles and has 
compiled 464 fw his career. 

Senior defensive end Eric 
Acord put an exclamation point 
on his career with eight tackles, 
four sdo and one tackle for loss. 
Acord finished the season with 
61 tackles, six for losses. 

Frank Andrews had three solo 
tackles before leaving with an 
injury and Chris Coleman had 
five solo hits. 



njP: Mann 2 run (Geary kick); 
9:22. Drive: 10 plays, 70 yards, 
4:16. Key play: Tunier 7 pass from 
Woods on 3rd & 6. lUP 7, CUP 0. 

^^M Qmmt 

IIJP: Mann 1 run (Geary kick); 
14:55. Drive: 11 plays, 82 yards, 
6:08. Key play: Turner 40 pass 
from Woods, lUP 14, Clarion 0. 
UJP: D. Smith 53 pass from 
Woods (Geary kick). Drive:? 
plays, 76 yards, 2:02. lUP 21, 
Clarion 0. 

Third Quarter 

HIP: OeaiyBFG; 12:28. Drive: 
4|^8t 54 yaiids, 2:23. Key play: 
D. imlth 47 pa^s from Woods. 
l]MP24,CI«rlonO. 
ClaHont Harper 49 pass from 
WeibeKDmer kick); 11:05. 
Drivfc: 5 playji, 65 yards, 1 :23. 
lUFK Clarion 7, 
lUK Woods 6 run (Geary kick); 
9:20. Drive: 5 plays, 81 yards. 
1:3^. Key play: Turner 43 pass 
itoiWocxls. IUP31,awion7. 
HIR tfardison 49 pass from 
Woods «5e«ry kick); 3:16^ Drive: 
5f*ays, 63 yards, 2:47. UJP 38, 
Cil«rion7« 

HJPt McCriellan 9 pass firom 
RusseU Ocjck failed); :00. Drive: 2 
plays, 12 yards, :49. Key play: 
l*uni smp over O'Connor^s head. 
JUP 44, Clarion 7. 

Te^mi Statistics 





KJP 


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Fttsi Downs 


20 


13 


Rushing Yards 


138 


97 


Passing Yards 


362 


110 


Total Yards 


500 


207 


Turnovers 


2 


4 


TuneofPoss 


28:28 


31:32 



Riishing-IUP: Mann 21-74, Glass 
6-38, Woods 246. Clarion: 

Henry 15-56, Gregory 13-43. . 
Passing-njP: Woods 17 of 20 for 
353 and 2 TDs. Qarlon: Weibel 
7of 14 for 105, ITO and IINT. 
R«celving-IUP: D. Smith 5-129, 
Turner 5-107, J. Smith 3-54, 
Hardison 2-60. Clarion: Brown 
:f29. Harper 2-67. 



Page 18 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 18, 1993 



Women 's hoop preview 



Parsons' project has Eagles' eye in the sky 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



When Margaret "Gie" Parsons 
took the Clarion University 
Women's Basketball head 
coaching position four years ago, 
she inherited a 3-23 team. Since 
that time, the Golden Eagles 
have simply owned the PSAC, 
compiling a 30-6 conference 
record and a 73-18 overall slate 
over the past three years. 
Parsons' teams have made it to 
the Division II playoff "Sweet 
16" twice, and the round of eight 
once, while setting 12 Division 
n recOTds in the process. 

The biggest difference between 
this year's team and those of the 
past is an improved inside game. 
"Adding a strong post game to 
go along with our fast break, 
three point game has been a 
growing concept over the past 
seasons," Parsons said. "The 
players have really adapted to it. 
It will be fun for us, but a 
nightmare for the opposition." 

PSAC coaches certainly won't 
be having pleasant dreams about 
facing the returning conference 
champs. Led by PSAC 
preseason All -West selections 
Shannon Coakley, Amy Coon, 
Carlita Jones, the Eagles return 
eight talented letter-winners to 
their 1993-94 version. 

Coakley is Clarion's all-time 
leading scorer with 1,293 career 
points. Last season, she was 
named to the PSAC-West second 
team for the third straight year. 
She holds conference records fw 
field goals attempted (1,239), 
three-pointers made (257), and 
three -pointers attempted (771). 



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She also holds Clarion's single- 
season scoring record with 521 
points in 1990-91. 

Coon, a defensive wizard, led 
the Eagles in three's last year 
with 81 while averaging 10.5 
points per game. She is the third 
leading scorer in Clarion histwy 
with 1,069 points, and is second 
only to Coakley in bombs made 
(255) and attempted (746). Coon 
also holds the ENvision II reccM'd 
for consecutive games with a 
three-pointer with 51. 

Jones was the 1992 PSAC 
"Rookie of the Year." Last year 
she led the Eagles in scoring 
(16.7 ppg.), rebounds (10.7 rpg), 
field goal percentage (53%), free 
throw percentage (71%), and 
blocked shots (54), and she 
earned herself a spot on the 
PSAC-West first team. Jcmes set 
a Clarion single game scoring 
record with 43 points last year 
against Mercyhurst. 

Other returning veterans 
include Michelle Crespo, Mona 
Gaffney and Amy Migyanka. 
Crespo has been away from the 



team for two years. In 1990-91 
she averaged 2.8 points per game 
and had 69 rebounds. 

Gaffney, a six foot forward, 
had an immediate impact on the 
team as a freshman. Last year. 




SID photo 
Margaret "Gie" Parsons 

she was second in scoring (13.3 
ppg), third in rebounding (6.7 
rpg), and shot 53% from the 
floor. Coupled with Jones 
underneath, she will help give 
Clarion one of the strongest 
inside games in the conference. 
Migyanka will get the nod at 



the point guard position this 
year. In 1992, she averaged five 
points, buried 25 triples and 
dished out 99 assists. 

Six newcomers will be needed 
to provide depth for the Eagles. 
They are Janete Bolze, Joy 
Brown, Stephanie Morrow, Tina 
Sherrill, Tina Skelley and April 
Thompson. 

Bolze was voted a first team 
Mid-Penn All-Star for three 
years while leading her West 
Perry High team to an 
im|M-essive 66-13 record; Brown 
was injured her senior year, but 
sfill managed 776 points, 421 
rebounds and 231 assists in her 
career; Morrow helped 
McDowell High reach the state 
semifinals her senior season by 
averaging 14 points per game; 
Skelley played on a very talented 
Altoona team that reached the 
Western final and averaged 3.5 
points per game; Sherrill and 
Thompson led their Beaver Falls 
team to the section title four 
straight years. 

"This is the best freshman 



group since 1990-91 when we 
got Amy (Coon) and Shannon 
(Coakley)," said Parsons. 

The Eagles' balance of 
veterans and youth, with their 
combination of outside shooting 
and inside power could be just 
the right formula for Parsons to 
finally reach her lofty goal. 
"Our goal is to make it to the 
Division II Final Four," Parsons 
said. "After that, anything could 
haRjen." 

Clarion opens its season this 
weekend at the Millersville 
University Tournament. The 
Eagles play West Chester while 
Southern Connecticut plays the 
hosts. 

Their first home game is 
December 1 against Point Park 
before hosting the "Best NCAA 
Division II Tournament in the 
Nation." On December 3 at 
Tippin Gymnasium, Clarion 
faces defending East Regional 
champ UPJ while five-time final 
four participant Bentley faces 
defending national champion 
North Dakota State. 



Blue/ Gold match set for Sat. 



by Ray Henderson 
Sportswriter 



The Clarion University 
wrestling team is gearing up for 
the 1993-1994 season, which 
begins with the annual Blue- 
Gold match in Tippin Gym on 
November 20. 

Second year head coach Jack 
Davis is optimistic going into the 
season. "We are going to have 
an exciting team this season and 
I think our fans will be anxious 
to come out and see this first 
competition," Davis said. 

Ten matches are scheduled for 
the Blue-Gold match on 
Saturday. In the leadoff match, 
four time Delaware State 
Champion and red-shirt 
freshman Sheldon Thomas (118) 
will face off against four time 
PIAA State Champion Bob 



Crawford (Milton- 126). The 
second match pits junior transfer 
Colin Gnibus (Mt. Pleasant- 134) 
against another junior transfer, 
Jason Clark (Curwensville-126). 
Other names to watch this season 
include junior Dan Payne and 
freshman Tom Tomeo. 

Davis sees this year's team as a 
real crowd pleaser. "We have a 
nice blend of quality veterans 
and talented newcomers," Davis 
remarked. "The real excitement 
this team brings to the mat is its 
ability to put people on their 
back at any time. Barring 
injuries, we feel this will be 
quality product." 

This year's Blue-Gold match is 
also Clarion's "Poster Night." A 
4-color Clarion wrestling poster 
will be given away free to all 
who pay admission. Starting 
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Jennie - Happy 22nd birthday! We 
love you! Your ZTA sisters. 



DiRito, Happy Birthday. Don't get 
too crazy when you turn the big 20! 
Love ya! your ZTA sisters. 



Happy 21st birthday Kim S! Be 
prepared for after break! Love, your 
ZTA sisters. 



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To the Fall 1993 pledge class of 
ALT, You guys did a great job with 
sisterhood night, we all had a great 
time! Love, Your future sisters of 
AlT 



Congratulations to Lori Nelson and 
John "Fubar" Oleksak on your 
lavalier. Love, you sisters of AXA. 



Delta Chi, Thursday night was such 
a blast 'cause the bananas and 
oranges were passed so fast. With all 
the dancing and games there were to 
play, we wonder how many people 
missed their classes the very next 
day. Love, the D-Phi-Es 



Laurie, We can't believe it's finally 
here to celebrate 21 cheers. Drink a 
lot of the good ole foam. Don't 
worry, we'll be there to carry you 
home! Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Miss Bundy, Congratulations on 
being honored as a sister in good 
standing. You are a great sister 
Joley! Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Happy 21st Birthday Dawn. Have a 
great one and stay out of trouble! 
Love yoiu- D-Phi-E sisters. 



Phi Sigma Kappa, the formal was 
fun. I had a great time. Thanks for 
everything. Love, Josie. 



Toni, Happy belated 21st!! You're 
the best little ever. Love, Josie. 



Congrats to the new brothers of Phi 
Sigma Kappa!! Love, your 
sweetheart. 



Katherine, only two more days! 
Good Luck - I'm so proud of you, 
little. Love, Kristen 



Congratulations to the new members 
of ZIE . . . Gina Pfeifer, Staci 
Servey, Misty Servis. Way to go Fall 
93!! We Love You!! 



To the pledges of A Phi O - Great 
job! Thank you all for everything 
you've done for me this semester I 
love you all! - Corey. 



The brothers and pledges of Alpha 
Phi Omega would like to thank 
Kristen H. and her committee for 
planning an excellent Blind Date 
Party - You did a GREAT job! 
Corey, don't quit your day job 
(Bunny isn't ready for the road yet). 



By this time next week there will be 
many more brothers of Alpha Phi 
Omega. Pledges, you've done an 
incredible job. Thanks for being 
you! Also, thanks for the fun time at 
the Open House Party. Laura, you're 
the best! Love you all! 



Only one Clarion Call left this 
semester! 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 18, 1993 



PS AC basketball preview 



Coaches say it's Clarion and Cal again 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



According to PSAC basketball 
coaches, the western division is 
expected to sh^ up much as it 
has for the past two years. The 
annual preseason coaches poll, 
released Tuesday, has Clarion 
predicted to claim the women's 
title and California taking the 
men's crown. 

Clarion- The Golden Eagles 
coasted to a 24-6 record in 1992, 
and claimed their third PSAC- 
West title in a row. The Eagles, 
who led the nation is scoring 
with a 94.1 point per game 
average, return five letter- 
winners in Shannon Coakley, 
Amy Coon, Carlita Jones, Mona 
Gaffney and Amy Migyanka. 
Coakley (12.2 ppg, 5.8 rpg). 
Coon (10.5, ppg 2.3 rpg) and 
Jones (16.7 ppg, 10.7 rpg) were 
named preseason all-conference 
by the coaches. There is no 

Preseason 

Women*s poll 

1) Clarion 
2} California 

3) Edinboro 

4) Indiana 

5) Slippery Rock 

6) Shippensburg 
tie Lock Haven 



Preseason PSAC 
All-West Team 

Shannon Coakley-CIarion 

(Sr. 12.2 ppg. 5,8 rpg) 
Amy Coon- Clarion 

{Sr. 10,5 ppg, 2.3 rpg) 
Koiy FieIit2-SUppeiy Rock 

(Sr, 18.5 ppg. 9.8 rpg) 
Carlita Jones-Clarion 

{Jn 16.7 pi^, 10.7 rpg) 
Holly Kozlowski^L. Haven 

(Sr. 19.7 ppg. 4.1 rpg) 
Lara Thornton- California 

(Sr. 17.4 ppg, 5.6 rpg) 

doubt Parsons has solid veterans, 
but the fortunes of the Eagles 
may lie in how quickly the seven 
newcomers mature. With the 
season less than a week away, 
Parsons hasn't had much time to 
groom her freshmen. "I'm doing 
what I love to do and that's te^h 
basketball," said Parsons. "I'm 
doing a lot of that." The Eagles 
finished 11-1 in the PSAC-West 
last season and are a strong first 
place selection by the coaches. 



California- The Vulcans 
finished 1992 with an 18-8 
overall record and finished 
third in the west with a 7-5 mark. 
Cal will have to find a way to 
replace first team all-conference 
Corinne Vanderwal who 
averaged 18.3 ppg and converted 
65.2 percent of her shot attempts, 
fourth in the nation. Head coach 
Paul Rores returns eight players 
to his impressive roster including 
seniors Traci Cox and Lara 
Thornton. 

Cox, who was a second team 
all-conference selection in 1992, 
shot 60 percent from the floor, 
finishing 14th in the country in 
that department, and averaged 
15.8 ppg. She is joined by 
preseason all-conference Lara 
Thornton who averaged 3.3 
three-pointers made per game, 
placing fourth in the nation in 
that category. She averaged 17.4 
ppg and 5.6 rebounds in 1992. 
"We have better quickness," 
expressed Hores. "We're looking 
to run the ball this year, not walk 
it up." Rores' Vulcans will run 
up against some tough 
competition right off the bat as 
their Tip-off Classic field 
includes St. Augustine's, 
Northern Kentucky and 
Georgetown, Ky. 

Edinboro- A very experienced 
Fighting Scots' team finished 
second to Clarion with a 9-3 
conference mark last year and 
enters the 1993 season with eight 
returners, four with NCAA 
tournament experience. Of the 
five newcomers, three are junior 
college transfers who head coach 
Stan Swank expects to make an 
immediate impact. Swank will 
have to find a way to replace the 
offense lost by graduated PSAC 
"Player of the Year" Jeannine 
Jean-Pierre who averaged 21.4 
ppg and 11.7 rpg in 1992. "The 
last four years, we've had four 
All-Americans. It was never a 
problem," Swank explained. 
"This year, there's no person we 
can say will lead us." 

lUP- The Tribe finished the year 
with a respectable 13-10 record, 
5-7 in the PSAC, and face a 
grueling pre-conference schedule 
in 1993 in preparation for the 
competitive west. Head coach 
Jan Kiger must replace 
outstanding point guard Cathy 
Torchia, who averaged 20 points 
per game in 1993. Newcomer 
Amy Lundy will be thrusted into 



that position, and Kiger sites that 
as a key to lUP's success. 
"There are three keys which will 
determine how our season goes," 
stated Kiger. "How fast Amy 
Lundy matures at the point guard 
spot, finding players who want 
the ball in crucial situations, and 
maintaining a balanced offensive 
attack." Nicole Jackson leads a 
talented group of returners. 

Slippery Rock- Preseason All- 
West selection Kory Fielitz leads 
an enthusiastic and mature group 




File Photo 
lUP's Phil Crump 

of Rockets into the 1993 season. 
Fielitz, a senior forward, 
averaged 18.5 ppg and 9.8 rpg 
last season while earning First- 
Team PSAC-West honors. Head 
coach Laura Mlligies will need 
to find some help for Fielitz if 
the Rockets want to improve 
upon their 10-15 overall record 
(4-8 in the west). "We should be 
okay," insured Willigies. "We 
have a better defensive team and 
the freshmen group has matured 
into sophomores. We should be 
competiUve." 

Shippensburg- A lot of question 
marks surround the Red Raiders 
and head coach Dave Smith. 
Shipp is looking to the 
leadership of its seniors based on 
the fact that Smith is planning to 
start two freshmen. "We have no 
expectations going into this 
season," Smith said. "We've 
improved team quickness, size 
and depth, but we have no 
definite strengths or 
weaknesses." The Raiders 
finished 14-12 last year, but only 
went 3-9 in the conference. 
They will certainly miss the 
scoring prowess of Kristy 
O'Hara who averaged 22.9 ppg 
and 9.3 rpg. 

Lock Haven- The Bald Eagles 
were predicted last by the 



coaches, but not without 
reservations. Head coach Frank 
Scarfo is blessed with an 
outstanding recruiting class 
along with six players who were 
starters at one time or another. 
The Eagles are led by preseason 
PSAC-All conference selection 
Holly Kozlowski. The senior 
forward averaged 19.7 ppg and 
4.1 rpg in 1992. She is joined by 
Stacy Gephardt, who Scarfo 
hopes can take some of the load 
off of Kozlowski. "Our success 
depends on the quickness of our 
young player's maturity," Scarfo 
said. "We're trying to get back to 
the competitive level of the late 
80's, early 90's." 

Men's hoops 

CaHfornia- The defending 
conference champs are a 
powerhouse again, returning four 
of their five starters. The only 
problem is that the PSAC 
"Player of the Year" Ray 
Gutierrez is the one who is gone. 
Head coach Jim Boone needs to 
find a way replace the scoring of 
Gutierrez, who averaged 26.8 
points per game last year. "The 
last four years we've had to 
replace a great player, and we've 
found a way every year." 

Preseason All- American Chad 
Scott will be the main man for 
the Vulcans in 1993. Scott 
averaged 15.1 ppg and 7.7 rpg 
last year while being named to 
the PSAC-West second team. 
Scott will be joined by Darnell 
White, who led the conference in 
steals and assists last season. 
"We have more pieces to work 
with this season," said Boone. 
"We're just searching for the 
right combinations." 

Indiana- The Indians have 
almost everybody back, and head 
coach Kurt Kanaskie is not 
hiding the fact that lUP has a 
great chance to win the 
conference. The Indians finished 
18-9 last year and finished 
second in the west. Leading 
scorer Yancey Taylor, who 
averaged 17.8 ppg is back to lead 
the Tribe in 1993. "Yancey is not 
a great shooter, but he can 
score," Kanaskie said. "He led us 
in almost every category." Point 
guard Riil Crump, streak shooter 
Jason Bullock and big man 
Robert Masienko are back, and 
Division I transfer Troy Jackson 
from George Mason is expected 
to make an immediate impact 



Clarion- Head coach Ron 
Righter describes his first two 
weeks of practice as 
"frustrating." Injury problems 
have plagued the Golden Eagles 
as big men Chris Boone and Bill 
Chwalik are out indefinitely, 
forcing Righter to approach the 
1993 season cauUously. The 
injuries have simplified Righter's 
keys to a successful season. "Ian 
Whyte's improvement in the 
middle and depth are the keys," 
Righter said. "We'll play more 
zones on defense to try to keep 
out of foul trouble." 

Edinboro- The Fighting Scots 
have six returning seniors 
including Preseason PSAC-West 
selection Price Williams and 
streak shooter Ron Santiago. 
"With our demanding schedule, 
we'll need good support from 
sophomores Philip Melton, Ernie 
Giles and Chris Paris," said head 
coach Greg Walcavich. 

Pfeseaaon 

1) CallfcuTDla 
2} Indiana 

3) Clariou .^ 

4) Edinboro 

5) Lock Haven 

6) Slippery Rock } 

7) Shippensburg ^' 

Preseason PSAC 

Shon Crosby-Lock Haven 

(Sr. 22.0 ppg. 7.7 rpg} ' 
Kwame Morton*Clarion 

(Sr. 25.2 ppg, 4.6 rpg) 
Brian Rehm-Shippensburg 

Ur. 13.6 ppg, 5.4 rpg) 
Chad Scott- Califoniia 

(Sr. 15.1 ppg. 7.7 rpg) 
Yancey Taylor-IUP 

(Jr. 17.8 ppg, 7.1 rpg) 
Price Williarns-Edinboro 

(Sr. 15,4 ppg in 1992) 

Lock Haven- Shon Crosby and 
his 22 ppg average returns for 
the Bald Eagles, but with eight 
new players Lock Haven's future 
contains a lot of questions. 

Shipp and Slippery Rock- The 

Raiders and Rockets round out 
the men "(Predicted last) is a 
tough way to go into a season, 
but realism is realism." said 
Shipp head coach Rodgo* 
Goodling. The two teams were a 
combined 8-16 in the west in "92. 




Page 20 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, November 18, 1993 



PS AC basketball preview 



Coaches say it's Clarion and Cal again 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



According to PSAC basketball 
coaches, the western division is 
expected to shape up much as it 
has for the past two years. The 
annual preseason coaches poll, 
released Tuesday, has Clarion 
predicted to claim the women's 
title and California taking the 
men's crown. 

Clarion- The Golden Eagles 
coasted to a 24-6 record in 1992, 
and claimed their third PSAC- 
West title in a row. The Eagles, 
who led the nation is scoring 
with a 94.1 point per game 
average, return five letter- 
winners in wShannon Coakley, 
Amy C(X)n, Carlita Jones, Mona 
Gaffney and Amy Migyanka. 
Coakley (12.2 ppg, 5.8 rpg), 
Coon (10.5, ppg 2.3 rpg) and 
Jones (16.7 ppg, 10.7 rpg) were 
named preseason all-conference 
by the coaches. There is no 

Preseason 

Women's poll 

1) Clarion 
2} California 
3)Edinboro 

4) Indiana 

5) Slippery Rock 

6) Shippensburg 
tie Lock Haven 

Preseason PSAC 
AD-West Team 

Sharnion Coakley-Clarion 

(Sr, 12.2 ppg. 5.8 rpg) 
Amy Coon- Clarion 

(Sr. 10.5 ppg, 2.3 rpg) 
Koiy Fielitz-Slippery Rock 

(Sr. 18.5 ppg. 9.8 rpg) 
Carlita Jones-Clarion 

(Jr. 16.7 ppg. 10.7 rpg) 
Holly Kozlowski-L. Haven 

(Sr. 19.7 ppg. 4.1 rpg) 
Lara Thornton- California 

(Sr. 17.4 ppg, 5.6 rpg) 

doubt Par.sons has sohd veterans, 
but the fortunes of the Eagles 
may lie in how quickly the seven 
newcomers mature. With the 
season less than a week away. 
Parsons hasn't had much time to 
groom her freshmen. "I'm doing 
what I love to do and that's teach 
basketball," said Parsons. "I'm 
doing a lot of that." The Eagles 
fmished 11-1 in the PSAC-West 
last season and are a strong first 
place selection by the coaches. 



California- The Vulcans 
finished 1992 with an 18-8 
overall record and finished 
third in the west with a 7-5 mark. 
Cal will have to find a way to 
replace first team all-conference 
Corinne Vanderwal who 
averaged 18.3 ppg and converted 
65.2 percent of her shot attempts, 
fourth in the nation. Head coach 
Paul Flores returns eight players 
to his impressive roster including 
seniors Traci Cox and Lara 
Thornton. 

Cox, who was a sa^ond team 
all-conference selection in 1992, 
shot 60 percent from the floor, 
finishing 14th in the country in 
that department, and averaged 
15.8 ppg. She is joined by 
preseason all-conference Lara 
Thornton who averaged 3.3 
three-pointers made per game, 
placing fourth in the nation in 
that category. She averaged 17.4 
ppg and 5.6 rebounds in 1992. 
"We have better quickness," 
expressed Flores. "We're looking 
to run the ball this year, not walk 
it up." Flores' Vulcans will run 
up against some tough 
competition right off the bat as 
their Tip-off Classic field 
includes St. Augustine's, 
Northern Kentucky and 
Georgetown, Ky. 

Edinboro- A very experienced 
Fighting Scots' team finished 
second to Clarion with a 9-3 
conference mark last year and 
enters the 1993 season with eight 
returners, four with NCAA 
tournament experience. Of the 
five newcomers, three are junior 
college transfers who head coach 
Stan Swank expects to make an 
immediate impact. Swank will 
have to find a way to replace the 
offen.se lost by graduated PSAC 
"Player of the Year" Jeannine 
Jean-Pierre who averaged 21.4 
ppg and 11.7 rpg in 1992. "The 
last four years, we've had four 
Ail-Americans. It was never a 
problem," Swank explained. 
"This year, there's no person we 
can say will lead us." 

lUP- The Tribe finished the year 
with a respectable 13-10 record, 
5-7 in the PSAC, and face a 
grueling pre-conference schedule 
in 1993 in preparation for the 
competitive west. Head coach 
Jan Kiger must replace 
outstanding point guard Cathy 
Torchia, who averaged 20 points 
per game in 1993. Newcomer 
Amy Lundy will be thru.sted into 



that position, and Kiger sites that 
as a key to lUP's success. 
"There are three keys which will 
determine how our season goes," 
stated Kiger. "How fast Amy 
Lundy matures at the point guard 
spot, finding players who want 
the ball in crucial situations, and 
maintaining a balanced offensive 
attack." Nicole Jackson leads a 
talented group of returners. 

Slippery Rock- Preseason All- 
West selection Kory Fielitz leads 
an enthusiastic and mature group 




File Photo 
lUP's Phil Crump 

of Rockets into the 1993 season. 
Fielitz, a senior forward, 
averaged 18.5 ppg and 9.8 rpg 
last season while earning First- 
Team PSAC-West honors. Head 
coach Laura Willigies will need 
to find some help for Fielitz if 
the Rockets want to improve 
upon their 10-15 overall record 
(4-8 in the west). "We should be 
okay," insured Willigies. "We 
have a better defensive team and 
the freshmen group has matured 
into sophomores. We should be 
competitive." 

Shippensburg- A lot of question 
marks surround the Red Raiders 
and head coach Dave Smith. 
Shipp is looking to the 
leadership of its seniors based on 
the fact that Smith is planning to 
start two freshmen. "We have no 
expectations going into this 
season," Smith said. "We've 
improved team quickness, size 
and depth, but we have no 
definite strengths or 
weaknesses." The Raiders 
finished 14-12 last year, but only 
went 3-9 in the conference. 
They will certainly miss the 
scoring prowess of Kristy 
O'Hara who averaged 22.9 ppg 
and 9.3 rpg. 

Lock Haven- The Bald Eagles 
were predicted last by the 



coaches, but not without 
reservations. Head coach Frank 
Scarfo is blessed with an 
outstanding recruiting class 
along with six players who were 
starters at one lime or another 
The Eagles are led by preseason 
PSAC-Ali conference selection 
Holly Kozlowski. The senior 
forward averaged 19.7 ppg and 
4.1 rpg in 1992. She is joined by 
Stacy Gephardt, who Scarfo 
hopes can lake some of the load 
off of Kozlowski. "Our success 
depends on the quickness of our 
young player's maturity," Scarfo 
said. "We're trying to get back to 
the competitive level of the late 
80's, early 90's." 

Men's hoops 

California- The defending 
conference champs are a 
powerhouse again, returning four 
of their five starters. The only 
problem is that the PSAC 
"Player of the Year" Ray 
Gutierrez is the one who is gone. 
Head coach Jim Boone needs to 
find a way replace the scoring of 
Gutierrez, who averaged 26.8 
points per game last year. "The 
last four years we've had to 
replace a great player, and we've 
found a way every year." 

Preseason All-American Chad 
Scott will be the main man for 
the Vulcans in 1993. Scott 
averaged 15.1 ppg and 7.7 rpg 
last year while being named to 
the PSAC-West second team. 
Scott will be joined by Darnell 
White, who led the conference in 
steals and assists last season. 
"We have more pieces to work 
with this .season," said Boone. 
"We're just searching for the 
right combinations." 

Indiana- The Indians have 
almost everybody back, and head 
coach Kurt Kanaskie is not 
hiding the fact that lUP has a 
great chance to win the 
conference. The Indians finished 
18-9 last year and finished 
second in the west. Leading 
scorer Yancey Taylor, who 
averaged 17.8 ppg is back to lead 
the Tribe in 1993. "Yancey is not 
a great shooter, but he can 
score." Kanaskie said. "He led us 
in almost every category." Point 
guard Phil Crump, streak shooter 
Jason Bullock and big man 
Robert Masienko are back, and 
Division I transfer Troy Jackson 
from George Mason is expected 
to make an immediate impact. 



Clarion- Head coach Ron 
Righter describes his first two 
weeks of practice as 
"frustrafing." Injury problems 
have plagued the Golden Eagles 
as big men Chris Boone and Bill 
Chwalik are out indefinitely, 
forcing Righter to approach the 
1993 season cautiously. The 
injuries have simplified Righter's 
keys to a successful season. "Ian 
Whyte's improvement in the 
middle and depth are the keys," 
Righter said. "We'll play more 
zones on defense to try to keep 
out of foul trouble." 

Edinboro- The Fighfing Scots 
have six returning seniors 
including Preseason PSAC-West 
selection Price Williams and 
streak shooter Ron Santiago. 
"With our demanding schedule, 
we'll need good support from 
sophomores Philip Melton, Ernie 
Giles and Chris Paris," said head 
coach Greg Walcavich. 

Preseason 
Men*s Poll 

1) California 

2) Indiana 

3) Clarion 

4) Edinboro 

5) Lock Haven 

6) Slippery Rock 

7) Shippensburg 

Preseason PSAC 
All-West Team 

Shon Crosby-Lock Haven 

{St, 22.0 ppg. 7.7 rpg) 
Kwame Morton-Clarion 

(Sr. 25.2 ppg. 4.6 rpg) 
Brian Rehm-Shippensburg 

Un 13.6 ppg. 5.4 rpg) 
Chad Scott- California 

(Sr. 15,1 ppg. 7.7 rpg) 
Yiancey T^lor-IUP 

(Jr. 17,8 ppg, 7.1 rpg) 
Price Williams-Edlnboro ; 

(Sr. 15,4 ppg in 1992) 

Lock Haven- Shon Crosby and 
his 22 ppg average returns for 
the Bald Eagles, but with eight 
new players Lock Haven's future 
contains a lot of questions. 

Shipp and Slippery Rock- The 

Raiders and Rockets round out 
the men "(Predicted last) is a 
tough way to go into a season, 
but realism is realism." said 
Shipp head coach Rodger 
Goodling. The two teams were a 
combined 8-16 in the west in '92. 




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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



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Advertising Manager 

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Circulation Editor 

& Interim 

Business Manager 

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Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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Volume 74, Issue 12 





wmrmni^m 



*HE WAY I SEE IT 



Myliirn 

I am a person with very low 
morals and very few 
expectations of life. I do not take 
school seriously, because, 
truthfully, it is not important to 
me. Despite being as dumb as a 
doorknob, I always receive good 
grades in my classes. Trying to 
hold an intelligent conversation 
with me would be senseless 
because I am not intelligent 
enough to hold one. I am an 
arrogant, self-centered, 

egotistical jerk, who only lives 
for fame and glory. Hanging out 
with groupy-like females is my 
hobby. 

I know I might sound like a 
terrible person, but watch out! 
There are about 150 more people 
at Clarion just like me. 

I am a collegiate athlete, or 
"jock" as some might say, and 
many of my peers view me "as 
sketched in the first paragraph." 
The fact that I am an active 
member of the football team has 
unjustly forced people to 
stereotype me and other athletes. 
I feel it is time to teraiinate these 
tired and inaccurate presump- 
tions about misunderstood 
athletes. The stereotyping has 
gone on long enough, and now it 
is my turn to set the record 
straight. 

Despite what others have said, 

collegiate athletes are some of 

the hardest working people you 

will ever meet in life. Being a 

collegiate athlete takes much 

time and a considerable amount 

of effort. But athletics, for some 

strange reason, is viewed as a 

hobby. Taking into account all 

that is involved with being a 

collegiate athlete, it must be 

considered a full-time job. Most 

people think all that is needed is 

for the athlete to show up on 

game day and perform; put the 

pads on and bang heads. I wish it 

was that easy, but unfortunately 

it is not 




Eldridge Ponder 

There is a tremendous amount 
of time and effort involved with 
being an athlete; the public does 
not see it. I know where football 
is concerned, many people think 
that our season begins in 
September and ends in 
November. That assumption is 
ridiculous! Football, at collegiate 
level, lasts the entire year. It does 
not matter if I am being 
supervised by the coaches, or if I 
am working out on my own. I 
am constantly preparing for 
football. 

{Cont. on pg. 4) 



This issue is not only the last 
one of the semester but also my 
last one as reigning editor. I have 
seen many changes occur at this 
paper and throughout the 
university since I became a part 
of the Call's staff my freshman 
year; some good and some bad 
and some that make you pause 
and think who stands to gain the 
most from decisions that have 
been made. 

Throughout it all, I have 
learned a lot, not just about 
private agendas and politicking 
but also about friendship. I 
would like to thank my staff for 
giving me a few pointers on the 
finer things in life (my 
vocabulary has certainly 
expanded). Your pulling 
together in tough times and 
getting the job done, and done 
well, has made me very proud to 
have all of you a part of this 
newspaper. 

I would also like to thank Mr. 
Barlow for his bottomless 
coffers of wisdom and advice. 
Many times you have provided 
the words that have made this 
job seem more appealing than 
what it has occasionally been. 

One of the most important 
lessons I have learned has been 
taught, not by any one person, 
but by this university; nothing is 
ever free and there is always a 
price to pay. An economical 
education it might be but the cost 



is high for those who haven't 
budgeted for the little "extras" 
that don't appear in the catalogue 
- namely, a graduation fee and a 
price for the cap and gown you 
will never wear again. I almost 
admire CUP's guts for 
demanding additional money 
right up until the final 
ceremonies. I imagine that at the 
moment I receive my diploma 
someone will be ticketing my 
illegally parked car. 

As I tie up loose ends in my 
final days at Clarion, I would 
like to remind the Foundation 
Office not to call me for 
donations to this establishment 
for at least ten years. By that 
time I should have my college 
loans paid off. And please 
remember not to ask for money 
that will go towards unnecessary 
projects such as signs or a 
president's house because you 
will be wasting your breath and 
my time. Rather, solicit money 
for this newspaper which needs 
the funds and equipment to keep 
sending bright young journalists 
into the world with Clarion's 
reputation behind them. 

I have many regrets of things I 
haven't accomplished and people 
I haven't met at Clarion. But, the 
one thing that I don't regret is 
coming here. Not just anybody 
or anything can teach you life's 
most valuable lessons and do it 
with such aplomb. 




Reader Responses 



The debate 
continues 



Dear Editor: 

Sadly, Ms. McCoy's November 
4 nasty bashing of gays and 
lesbians merely illusU"ates an all- 



too-common Ignorance, 

intolerance and even spilefulness 
" ingredients which often lead to 
violence. 

She would have us believe one 
consciously chooses to suffer the 
victimization and discrimination 
that gays and lesbians endure. 
She naively believes one can and 



would somehow effectively 
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intentioned affection. 

I sincerely hope she will never 
discover a family member, friend 
or acquaintance to be anything 
less than a completely 
heterosexual thoroughbred, 
although probably none of us is. 
Spare her giving birth to gay, 
lesbian or bisexual children as 
well she might. 

Regrettably, in her ignorance 
of the First Amendment, Ms. 
McCoy goes on, in effect, to 
oppose the freedom of religion. 
By crying out for forced group 
school prayer (rejected by the 
Supreme Court) in public 
schools, she thus supports 
imposing her religion on all 
faiths and non-believers, thereby 
denying them free exercise of 
their beliefs. 

Obviously anyone can pray 
individually, if they choose, at 
any time, in any place, including 
classrooms, labs or gyms. There 
is no one who would prevent it, 
and no way short of death to do 
so. 

Alan J. Wilson 
Clarion State College Alumnus 

Dear Editor: 

Cheers to Dr. JohnEmissee.Kis 
eloquent, well-written and 
informed response to the 
appalling ignorance and 
unreasoned paranoia that Ms. 
McCoy expressed (Nov. 4) to 
unjustly malign gays, lesbians 
and bisexuals must be highly 
commended. He wrote 
intelligently with reasoned 
understanding from knowledge 
and experience in contrast to the 
exaggerated fears and the most 
narrow of prejudices which 
seemingly emanate once again 
from an extremist "religious" 
fanaticism. 

Gays and lesbians are the 
experienced victims of vicious 
assaults on truth, knowledge and 
common sense throughout their 
adulthood. They repeatedly feel 



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the attacks both physical and 
verbal, the emotional pain and 
discrimination, the intolerance 
and all the denials that are 
unfairly inflicted upon oppres.sed 
minorities. In reality, however, 
the bigoted fail to recognize that 
we all gain if none of us is 
discriminated against. 

The gay community seeks only 
to attain at long last the respect 
and basic human and civil rights 
that all, except our minorities, 
enjoy. It is viscious and 
fallacious nonsense to utterly 
distort their search for equality 
and justice as a "political 
agenda." That empty charge is 
simply flagrant intolerance. In 
fact it is those who make the 
charge who hjfve such an agenda. 
Only a modicum of honest 
objectivity without any great 
intelligence, imagination or 
power of observation is needed 
to realize that sexual orientation 
cannout be taught. And who are 
the gays and lesbians, victims of 
pervasive intolerance and 
discrimination who would 
choose to inflict their sufferings 
on others if that were possible? 

Large numbers thoughtful, 
understanding and know- 
ledgeable straights have no fear 
or prejudice against gays or 
lesbians. Dr. Emissee's valid and 
responsible statements merely 
confirm what mature, 
reasonable, intelligent and 
broad-minded persons have felt 
for years. Unfortunately it is the 
biased and spiteful fears that 
come from the poorly informed 
that invariably get voiced, 
scribbled on restroom walls or 
are inflicted on the rights, bodies 
and reputations of gays, lesbians 
and bisexuals. 

We have all spoken and 
associated with hundreds of gays 
and lesbians over the years. We 
have eaten at the same tables, 
played on their teams, shaken 
their hands and laughed and 
cried with them and never knew 
or cared about their secret that 
the paranoia and intolerance of 
the bigoted unjustly forced them 
to maintain. Ignorance, paranoia, 
intolerance and discrimination, 
not differing sexual orientations, 
are the enemies, and no bigotry 
is needed to oppose them. 
Kenneth F. Emehck 
Retired Assistant Professor/ 
Librarian 



Cont. on pg. 4 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Hide Park 

(conl. from pg. 2) 



In the witilcr. what most people 
consider lo be basketbitll season, 
the l(K)tball leiun begins winter 
conditioning. During this 
dreaded semester-long activity, 
we run at least three miles and 
lift weights every day. This 
prtKedure lasts until .t geLs really 
warm outside. Once this 
happens, we begin spring- 
football. I must admit that spring 
football is a little better than 
winter conditioning, but not 
much. During spring fcx)lball we 
pound one another endlessly. 
This happens every day, and 
believe me. the bruises begin to 
hurt. After spring football, it is 
up to me to work out on my own. 
Since 1 have worked all winter lo 
get myself in shape, I would be a 
fool not lo continue workouts 
during the summer. I don't know 
about other people, but I am no 
fool. It is important for me to be 
in the best shape imaginable 
when fcx)tball camp begins. 



Along with maintaining a full 
course load of classes during ihe 
fall semester, I must also be 
concerned with other 
engagements, lirst, I have the 
strenuous practices that are 
scheduled every single day of the 
week. Then I have long and 
boring position meetings, which 
go on every night of the week. 
Then to top everything off, I 
have the football films of our 
upcoming opponents that need to 
be viewed and studied. The 
average person making 
stereotypes about athletes would 
probably have never known that. 
Who would imagine that so 
much goes into 60 minutes of 
pleasure for 10 Saturday 
afternoons? 

Sure there is a lot of fame 
involved with being a collegiate 
athlete, but it is well deserved. 
After all, 1 put a considerate 
amount of time and effort into 
my studies and into football. I do 



not think that many of the 
uninformed could hjuidle being a 
student-athlete. There are those 
evenings of coming home 
exhausted and in extreme pain, 
and then remembering that an 
assignment is due in a few days. 
Sometimes I do not want to do 
that assignment after a hard day's 
work, but I realize how much is 
riding on its completion. Failure 
to complete assigned work could 
lead to failure in that class, 
which subsequently leads to 
being ineligible for football. 
Quitting would be easy, but that 
is something the people who 
stereotype "jocks" would do. 1 
will never quit - I am too strong 
mentally as well as physically to 
take the easy way out. Hopefully 
this disproves that athletes are 
educationally deprived, 

conceited morons, who only care 
about scoring. 

Eld ridge Ponder ia a junior 
communication major 



Reader Responses . . . 



(Cont. from pg. 3) 



Support CUP 
Athletes 

Hey Clarion: 

Did you know your athletic 
teams are beating some of the 
top teams in the nation and 
bringing recognition to Clarion 
nationwide? If you don't, 
perhaps it is because of the lack 
of your support to Clarion 
athletics. Did you know that the 
women's swim team has never 
lost a PSAC: title? The wrestling 



team recently beat two of the top 
teams (Division One) in the 
nation? The women's basketball 
team has been ranked in the top 
20 in the past three years and 
beat the defending national 
champions just this past 
weekend? I bet not!, Just think 
how much better we could do 
with your support! 

It's really embarrassing for the 
athletes to see more fans from 
the opposing team in the stands 
than from your own! 



When our sports teams do 
well, it brings recognition to 
Clarion. Your support is greatly 
needed and would be cq)preciated 
by the athletes. Support C.U.P. 
Athletes!!! 

S.A.A.C. Student Athlete 
Advisory Committee 
Meghan Kelly, Amy Coon, 
Melodi Dess. Brian Fiscus, Lisa 
Kalyor, Sarah Pitney, El Ponder, 
John Quahliero, J.J. Stanbro, 
and Ian Whyte 



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CPS- The Faculty Senate at the 
University of Houston recently 
recommended that the 
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the Faculty Senate earlier this 
fall suggests that students lack 
interest in collegiate sports, but 
the students polled do not 
support the faculty senate's 
.suggestion to aboli.sh them. 

Out of 300 students polled, 
only eight percent said they 
regularly attend athletic games at 
UH. But 64 percent said the 
university's athletics should 
remain, despite the senate's 
recommendation. Faculty Senate 
President George Reiler .said the 
student survey confirms that 
students don't really care about 
the university's athletics. He said 
he was disappointed that 
students disagreed with the 
suggestion to eliminate athletics 
altogether, since they rarely 
attend the athletic events. 

Director ol Athletics Bill Can- 
said the survey is encouraging 



for the athletic department 
because it shows that students 
are interested in maintaining the 
athletics on campus. The non- 
binding resolution asks for the 
elimination of the football and 
basketball teams, and it asks that 
the baseball, golf, track, 
volleyball, tennis, swimming and 
diving teams become self- 
suppcMting. 

Carr said that although most 
students rarely attend the athletic 
events, they realize the 
importance of athlelics'to the 
university. 

"A lot of the students have 
busy schedules and probably 
can't come out to the events as 
much as they would like," Carr 
said. Carr said he would not 
want to run an athletic 
department without student 
funding. 



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Things have been busy, busy, 
busy here at the Holiday Gift 
Command Center. 

For months now, our cheerful 
elves have been hard at work in 
their cozy workshop, hammering 
and sawing, drilling and sanding, 
transforming sturdy blocks of 
wood into rocking horses, toy 
soldiers and spinning tops 
designed to elicit squeals of 
happiness from lucky little boys 
and girls. These toys, painted in 
bright primary colors, are lined up 
in neat, gleaming rows, waiting for 
that Very Special Night when we 
gather them ail up and take them 
in big trucks to the Morphex- 
Glomco Corp., which burns them 
to generate the heat needed to 
cause the chemical reactions 
required to produce the high-grade 
plastics that are necessary to 
manufacture the toys that modern 
children actually want, such as 
Mortal Kombat XIV, the video 
game in which your character eats 
the enemy character's pancreas. 

We have repeatedly tried to 
explain to the elves that all we 
really need is the sturdy blocks of 
wood, but we get nowhere. They 
may be cheerful, but they have the 
average IQ of a Salad Shooter. 
Some of them have been working 
here for over 250 years without 
once asking if we have a dental 
plan. All we have to do, to keep 
them happy, is every now and then 
give them some Purina Elf Chow. 

But forget about them. The 
Holiday Retail Frenzy Season is 
upon us, and you need to be 
thinking about what special gifts 
items you will be purchasing for 
those special people on your list. 
And that is why, for the fourth 
consecutive year, we have taken 
time out from our busy schedule to 
put together our annual Holiday 
Gift Guide. We don't want to "toot 
our own horn," but we happen to 
think that this is the best Gift 
Guide ever, as measured in total 
elapsed time required to put it all 
together ~ 43 minutes, a new Gift 
Guide record. 

This year's official gift guide 
theme: Our theme this year is 
"Gifts that do not cost a lot of 
money, yet are, at the same tiro?, 
cheap." We are pleased to report 
that the average item in this year's 
guide costs less than $20. But 
don't let the low prices fool you ! If 
you purchase these items, and give 
them as gifts, the lucky recipients 
will guess that you found these 
items in a dumpster. 

XXX 
Figure -Forming Brief ($9.95 from 
Carol Wright Gifts, 340 



Applecreek Rd., Lincoln, 
Neb.68544-8503) We cannot think 
of a nicer way for you to send that 
special someone on your gift list 
the following message: "You have 
a really flat butt. " For far too long, 
few options have been available to 
buttocks-impaired individuals. 
Yes, they can do what thousands 
of top models such as Cindy 
Crawford do, namely, stuff wads 
of newspaper down the back of 
their underwear to achieve a fuller 
look. Unfortunately, however, 
newspaper ink tends to rub off, 
which can lead to embarrassment 
during intimate moments. We can 
kiss this problem goodbye, 
however, thanks to this exciting 
new advance in buttocks 
enhancement. Not only do these 
briefs enable the wearer to look 
good, but they also provide vital 
protection to those unfortunate 
individuals - and there are over 17 
million of them, according to U.S. 
Labor Department statistics -- 
whose jobs require them, for one 
reason or another, to sit on 
thumbtacks. 

XXX 
Internal Revenue Service 
Christmas-Tree Ornament ($11 
from the Treasury Historical 
Association, P.O. Box 28118, 
Washington, D.C. 20038-8118) 
This item is so wonderful that we 
feel obligated to remind you we 
are not making it up. This is a 
Christmas-tree ornament created 
to mark the 80th anniversary of the 
establishment of the income tax. 
It's gold-plated metal, and it 
depicts a 1913 IRS form (which 
was one page). At the bottom it 
says: "Eighty Years of Incgme 
Tax" and "Many Happy Returns." 
This unique gift idea was created 
by the Treasury Historical 
Association, a nonprofit 
organization that will use the 
proceeds to purchase new cattle 
prods for needy IRS agents. 

No, we are kidding. The 
proceeds will be used to help 
restore the Old Treasury Building 
in Washington, D.C. This is 
certainly a worthy cause, so you 
will want to purchase this 
ornament for a special taxpayer on 
your holiday list. Remember, 
however, that if you do not order 
this ornament in time for holiday 
gift-giving, you must order 
Extension Ornament 2093-3J on or 
before the sixth fiscal week of the 
holiday season unless you are a 
joint taxpayer giving gifts singly. 
If we were you, we would contact 
our lawyer immediately. 
Dine Barrv i.s a humor columnist 
for the Miami Herald. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Page 5 



News 



Suspended by the university 



Three freshmen arrested on burglary charges 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
News Editor 

Three Clarion University 
freshmen have been arrested by 
local police and charged in 
connection with a series of 
burglaries in the borough of 
Clarion. 

All three students have been 
placed on interim- suspension by 
the university pending the 
outcome of their case. 

Scott David Doyle, 19, of 



held on $50,000 bond. A bond 
reduction hearing was held and 
bond for Stoveken and Berkson 
was reduced to $20,000. Both 
men have since posted bond with 
the assistance of a professional 
bondsman. 

Doyle faces two counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second 
degree felony; one count of 
burglary, a second degree felony; 
one count of criminal conspiracy 
to commit burglary, a second 




Ray Henderson / Clarion Call 
Bicycles similar to these, are alleged to have been 
stolen from the High Gear Bicycle Shop. The owner of the 
store Is credited with discovering the possible burglars. 

Harleysville, was arrested degree felony; one count of 



Monday, November 22 by 
Clarion Borough police and is 
free on $20,000 cash bond. 
Francis Blake Stoveken, 18, of 
Dingmans Ferry, and Brian 
Richard Berkson, 19, of 
Matamoras, were also arrested 
Nov. 22, and were originally 



receiving stolen property, a 
misdemeanor; and one count of 
theft, a misdemeanor. 

Stoveken faces eight counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second 
degree felony; four counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 



burglary, a second degree felony; 
four counts of burglary, a second 
degree felony; six counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
theft, a misdemeanor; one count 
of theft, a misdemeanor; one 
count of receiving stolen 
property, a misdemeanor; and 
one count of criminal mischief, a 
summary. 

Berkson faces eight counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second 
degree felony; four counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
burglary, a second degree felony; 
four counts of burglary, a second 
degree felony; six counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
theft, a misdemeanor; one count 
of theft, a misdemeanor; one 
count of receiving stolen 
property, a misdemeanor; and 
two counts of criminal mischief, 
a sununary. 

Preliminary hearings for the 
three men are scheduled for Dec. 
21 at 9:00, 9:15 and 9:30 a.m. 

A statement issued by the 
university on Dec. 3 said, "Three 
Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania freshmen students 
who were recently charged by 
police in connection with local 
burglaries have been placed on 
interim- suspension from the 
university until such a time as 
the University Conduct Board 
can proceed with consideration 
of disciplinary charges on 
campus. 

"The reported incidents are 
criminal in nature and the 
University Conduct Board is 
deferring any final decision until 
after a hearing is held in the 
criminal court system on the 
criminal charges or if the 
students volunteer any 
information. 
"University conduct regulations 
prohibit acts against property 
including vandalism, theft, 
trespass, tampering and other 
acts causing or risking damage 
or loss of property. Under 
university disciplinary 

guidelines, a student may be 
suspended pending final 
disposition of their case if it is 
determined that their continued 
presence constitutes a threat of 
harm to the property of the 
university or others." 



The suspensions were effective 
Nov. 30. 

The charges stem from break- 
ins at the High Gear Bike Shop, 
Crooks Clothing and Dan 
Estadt's Sport Shop between 
September and October. An 
estimated $15,000 worth of 
merchandise was stolen during 
the burglaries. 

Doyle is accused of 
participating in the burglary at 
Estadt's, but not the burglaries at 
the other two locations. 



Crooks Clothing on Oct. 24. 
The two men allegedly fled the 
scene when they were 
discovered by borough police as 
they tried to pry a door at the 
back of the store open. 

A large amount of items listed 
as stolen in the burglaries was 
discovered in the dorm rooms of 
the men after the owner of High 
Gear Bike Shop, Steve Shaffer, 
spotted Doyle near Founders 
Hall wearing what appeared to 
be one of thejackets allegedly 




Ray Henderson / Clarion Call 
Dan Estadt's Sport Shop, on Main Street, was the scene 
of one burglary in which all three accused CUP students 
allegedly took part. 



According to records filed at 
District Justice Tony Lapinto's 
office, all three of the men have 
admitted to police of their 
alleged involvement in the 
burglaries. 

Berkson and Stoveken also 
told police they were responsible 
for an attempted break -in at 



taken from his store. 

Shaffer followed Doyle to his 
room, took note of the room 
number, and called Public 
Safety. 

A subsequent search of rooms 
in Nair and Wilkinson Hall 
turned up a large of amount of 
allegedly stolen merchandise. 



Page 6 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



News feature 

Stress on the campus can lead to clinical depression 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Page? 



hy Katie Zaikoxki 
News Editor-Elect 



With finals week just around 
ihe comer, students arc dealing 
with the stress of making go(xl 
grades while studying and 
waiting for their tenn papers. 

Many students feel depressed 
and worn out. But, for some 
students, every week is finals 
week. One in eight people suffer 
from clinical depression 
according to the National 
Alliance for the Mentally 111. 

Millions of Americans are 
slow to recognize the signs of 
depression. Iliey are iilso slow to 
discover that their illness is a 
highly treatable medical 
condition. 

Depression is a widespread, 
and widely misunderstood, 
health problem. More than 11.6 
million Americans will become 
seriously depressed at some time 
in their lives, yet millions fail to 
seek the professional help they 
need. Of those who seek help, 
more than 80 percent show 
improvement in 4-6 weeks. 

According to NAMl, college 
students are vulnerable to 
depression like the rest of the 
population. In fact, depression 
among students is a serious 
problem on many campuses. A 
growing number of students 
don't recognize the signs and, 
when they do, they often don't 
know where to turn for help. 

When left untreated, clinical 
depression causes unnecessary 
suffering and can endanger 
relationships, academic success 
and physical health. Worst of all 
untreated depression can lead to 



suicide, one of the leading 
causes of death among young 
adults in the United States. 
Tragically, .studies show that 15 
percent of people with .severe 
unU-eated clinical depression will 
kill themselves. 

So what keeps students from 
getting help when they're 



depressed. 

To complicate matters, it can 
be hard to tell the difference 
between "the blues" and clinical 
depression. Everyone feels sad 
sometimes — it's an unavoidable 
part of life. According to NAM I, 
it's natural to feel intense grief 
when something really bad 



depression. But not all of those 
people actually become 
depressed, so other factors, like 
stress and psychological 
makeup, probably play a role as 
well. 

The causes of depression are as 
varied as the individuals who 
suffer from it, and some people 




Ray Henderson / Clarion Call 
The pressures of the last week of a semester can get anyone down. Experts warn that If 
the stress Is not dealt with in a timely and healthy manner, serious physical and mental 
problems can develop. 



depressed? 

Numerous students don't 
recognize the symptoms. Others 
regard depression as a personal 
weakness and arc ashamed to 
seek help. Some think that 
because they don't necessarily 
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happens — like failing a class, 
ending a relationship or 
watching parents divorce. 
Sadness and grief are perfectly 
normal, temporary reactions to 
the inevitable losses and 
hardships of life. But unlike 
normal sadness, clinical 
depression doesn't clear up by 
itself. 

In fact, said NAMI, it's a 
biological condition; people who 
suffer from major depressive 
illnesses often have too few or 
too many of certain brain 
chemicals. Depression does run 
in families, causing scientists to 
think some people inherit a 
biological make-up that makes 
^^^pW 1 them more vulnerable to 



get depressed for no apparent 
reason. 

Whatever the cause, clinical 
depression can be successfully 
treated in the vast majority of 
cases. When used properly and 
monitored carefully, 

antidepressant medications can 
be a significant help in relieving 
the symptoms of depression. 
While everyone is different, 
signs of improvement usually 
occur in 4-6 weeks. Complete 
effectiveness can often be seen 
after six to nine months of 
treatment. Since antidepressants 
can cause side effects they must 
be carefully monitored by a 
doctor — but they are not habit- 
forming. 



With help, students can and do 
recover their lost joy and get on 
with their lives. 

If you or someone close to you 
is seriously depressed, the most 
important thing to do is consult a 
doctor, or medical professional 
on campus, to determine an 
accurate diagnosis and begin the 
treatment process. 

Another effective way to help 
someone who might be stressed 
out or seriously depressed is to 
be aware of the symptoms. 
♦Persistent sad or "empty" 
mood. 

*Loss of interest or pleasure in 
ordinary activities, including sex. 
♦Decreased energy, fatigue, 
being "slowed down." 
♦Sleep disturbances (insomnia, 
early-morning waking or 
oversleeping.) 

♦Eating disturbances (loss of 
appetite and weight or weight 
gain). 

♦Difficulty concentrating, 
remembering or, making 
decisions. 

♦Feelings of hopelesness or 
pessimism. 

♦Feelings of guilt, worthlessness, 
helplessness. 

♦Thoughts of death or suicide; 
suicide attempts. 
♦Irritability. 
♦Excessive crying. 
♦Chronic aches and pains that 
don't respond to treatment. 

In some cases, symptoms 
appear suddenly for no apparent 
reason. In others, the symptoms 
seem to be associated with a life 
crisis. 

The very nature of a depressive 
illness or a severe stress attack 
can interfere with a student's 
ability or wish to get help. A 
student may feel tired, 
worthless, helpless, and hopeless 
so they might not want to seek 
help. 

Students with serious problems 
need encouragement from family 
and friends to get accurate 
diagnoses and seek the treatment 
that can ease pain and get them 
through the stress of finals and 
everyday life. 



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Three-year degrees 
gaining in acceptance 



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Colleee Press Service 

If you could graduate college 
in three years instead of four, 
saving a quarter of total bill, 
would you? Seventy-seven 
percent of high school students 
said yes in a recent study. 

With college being second 
only to the purchase of a home 
as the biggest expense a family 
faces, many students and parents 
are beginning to inquire about 
the three-year option. Several 
institutions are also examining 
the three-year degree as one 
strategy in meeting the 
enrollment and fiscal challenges 
they face. 

Of course, the accelerated 
degree is not new. It has existed 
at most schools for some time, 
but only a small percentage of 
students took advantage of it, 
perhaps because a three-year 
degree also means woricing hard 
and abandoning such activities 
such as sports, social 
organizations, student 

government, internships and 
part-time jobs. 

But some officials think this 
low participation is due to 
programs not being formalized 
or advertised in college 
catalogues. Often, shortened 
programs were strictly for gifted 
students, or for mwe enterprising 
students to work out on their 
own. Now, with skyrocketing 
college costs, students may 
reconsider. 

S. Frederick Starr, president of 
Oberlin College in Ohio, and one 
of the first administrators to 
advocate a three-year degree, 
sees it as an option for students 
who otherwise might not be able 
to afford to get a college degree. 
He estimates that eliminating 
one year of college could reduce 
costs by 25 percent, or 40 



percent if potential income is 
factored in for the fourth year. 

"This plan actually reduces the 
cost of a B.A.," he said. 
"Everything else, so far, simply 
decreases the rate of the 
inaease." 

Starr said he sees student 
demand for this program 
growing, citing the boom in 
Advanced Placement (AP) 
testing as an indicator. The tests 
allow high school students to 
earn college credits. In 1993, 
639,000 students took AP's, an 
increase of 60,000 over the 
previous year and the largest 
increase in this decade. 

In addition, starr points to the 
survey of 2,000 high school 
students nationwide by George 
Dehne and Associates. Seventy- 
seven percent said they would 
want to attend a university 
offering a three-year degree, a 43 
percent increase from the same 
survey question in 1983. 

But four is still the magic 
number for most educators. The 
United States adopted the four- 
year degree from England when 
Harvard University was founded 
in 1836. However, England and 
other European countries have 
long since changed to a three- 
year baccalaureate, say it is time 
the United States does the same. 
Critics say the current 
European system shouldn't be 
compared with this nation's 
because of the growing need for 
high school remedial work and 
declining SAT scores 

Starr does not agree that the 
program is for all students, 
saying, "This program would be 
intensive and hardly appropriate 
for those wishing to supplement 
their academic diet with 
lightweight courses and 
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Amy Donahue, left, was elected the new vice-president and Brian Hoover, right was 

elected president of the Student Senate. Due to a change in the Clarion Student 
Association constitution, Donahue and Hoover will serve only one semester. 

Hoover, a senior political science major, is a past president of student senate, 
serving in the position in 1992. He is also a current member of the Clarion University 
Board of Trustees. Hoover returns to the senate after taking a year off from it to 
"pursue other interests." 

Donahue, a junior communication major, has been on senate for one year, and was 
the past chairman of the public relations committee. 

Under the new constitution, members of the student senate, including officers serve 
for one academic year, a change from the one calendar year terms. 



The Clarion Call News Section Editor would U^ 
the IbUowing people for their contributions to the success 

of the News Section this semester: 

"Supef' Katie Zaikoski 

Christy 'Take no prisoners" Williams 

Christin "I'll never graduate*' Mihon 

Rob "Anything for a co-curic" Malson 

Hans "Ever hear of spellcheck, Rodney?" Dovenspike 

Christine "loping is my life" Csuhta 

Kim *Tou never gave me another story" Modis 

Chad "The Schlong" Briggs 

Alan "Write your own damn story" Vaughn 

Ray 'Tou want a picture of what?" Henderson 

Ron "111 check on that and get back to you" Wilshire 

Dr. Ron "Blotter with commentary" Martinazzi 

Carrie "Saves the day" Payne 

Ben "Let me turn you on to Bookman" Vessa 

Gara "Always good for copy" Smith 

Lynn "You conservative Nazi" Harrelson 

Various and sundry confidants and advisors across town 

Michelle "This is a real newspaper" Sporer 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Tate to replace Watkins in office of social equity 



by Christin Mihon 
News Writer 



Dr. Davie Tale, Jr., a professor 
of education, has been named 
the interim assistant to president 
of social equity at Clarion 
University replacing Dr. Ralph 
Watkins. 

Watkins resigned the position 
on November 30, saying he 
wanted to spend more time with 
his family and church related 
activities. 

Tate will remain in the position 
until July 1, 1994 or when a 
search committee finds a 
permanent replacement to fill the 
position. 

Tate teaches classes in multi- 
cultural education, introduction 
to education, and educational 
psychology in addition to 
supervising teachers. 

He has previously worked as a 
desegregation expert in the Ohio 
and Kentucky school districts. 

Tate has earned an A'.A.S., 
B.S, M.S. and Ph.D., and a law 
degree, and is also a member of 
the Ohio Bar. 

In the light of the interim 
position, his belief is that "when 
a member or members of a 
protected class' constitutional 
rights are impinged upon, they 




Ray Henderson/ Clarion Call 
Dr. Davie Tate will assume 
the position as head of the 
office of social equity. 

must call upon the violators of 
those rights to search their 
consciences and correct the 
justice deficit(s). 

If that does not occur, then 
public policy demands that those 
responsible for enforcing the 
rules, policies, and laws send an 
unmistakable message to all the 
parties involved that injustice 
will not be tolerated, and that 
appropriate action will follow." 

Tate briefly outlined a three 



Professor Krauss elected to 
chair national committee 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



Dr. Iseli Krauss, associate 
professor of psychology is chair 
-elect of the American 
Psychology Association's (APA) 
Committee on Disabilities in 
Psychology. She will assume her 
position in February. 

Krauss was elected chair at a 
recent meeting. She is serving 
her fourth year with the 
committee. Normally, a member 



Krauss was selected to fill the 
unexpired term of another 
member. Her current term will 
last one year. 

One of Krauss' specific 
activities for the committee over 
the last several years has dealt 
with violence against children 
with disabilities. 

During the upcoming year she 
views President Bill Clinton's 
proposed health care plan as one 
of the issues the committee will 
face. 



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Step plan to combat social 
injustice. 

First, educate the masses so 
they know injustice will not be 
tolerated. 

Second, place the constituent 
on notice and encourage that 
individual to examine his/her 
conscience and reconsider their 
actions. 

Third, when the violation does 
occur, appropriate legal action 
will take place. 

Tate will be working closely 
with Kathy Spozio, assistant 
director of social equity; Jeanie 
McLaine, social equity seaetary; 
and Timothy Fogarty, interim 
assistant vice president for 
human resources. 

President Reinhard is confident 
that they "will be ensuring that 
our social equity initiatives are 
aggressively pursued." 

President Reinhard also added 




File photo 
Dr. Ralph Watkins is 
resigning to devote more 
time to personal matters. 

that, "we wish Ralph well and 
will miss his leadership on 
behalf of our equity and diversity 



goals." 

Since his arrival to the 
university in 1990, Watkins 
served as director of minority 
affairs and then as assistant to 
the president for social equity. 
In addition, he served briefly as 
the vice president of the Urban 
League in Pittsburgh. 

One of Watkins' major 
accomplishments at Clarion was 
a reworking of the hiring process 
that insures more interaction 
between the Office of Social 
Equity and the departments 
doing the hiring. 

Among Watkins' other 
accomplishments at;e the 
development of minority student 
services, a campus social equity 
climate assessment and the 
Reality '92: Vision'97" 
conference that allowed the 
campus to plan it's long -range 
social equity goals. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



CUP default rate below average 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



During 1992-93, nearly 60 
percent of the students enrolled 
at Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania received federally 
funded Stafford Loans to pay for 
their education. Tho.se loans total 
$6,966,858. 

Clarion University's default 
rate on these loans falls well 
below the national average. The 
United States Department of 
Education has released figures 
showing that the Stafford Loan 
default rate at Clarion University 
of Pennsylvania was 5.7 percent 
for fiscal year 1991. this is well 
below the national average of 
17.5 percent. 

"Naturally, the federal 
government is concerned," says 
Ken Grugel, director of financial 
aid at Clarion University. 
"Defaults cost hundreds of 
millions of dollars each year." 

Looking at 1992-93, 3,632 of 
Clarion's 5,384 students were 
receiving Stafford Loans. This 
figure includes only 
Pennsylvania residents who 



borrowed by Pennsylvania 
banks. 

"Considering the soft economy 
and the fact that most of our 
students come from northwest 
Pennsylvania, southwest 
Pennsylvania, and the greater 
Pittsburgh area where the 
economy is slow, I think we do 
quite well," said Grugel. 

Grugel believes Clarion 
University's pre-admittance, and 
pre-graduation follow-ups, keep 
Clarion' default rate lower than 
the national average. 

"During the entrance interview 
we emphasize borrowing 
conservatively," said Grugel. 
Approximately 50 percent of 
those applying for loans do so. 
Each year that they apply they 
must sign a promissory note 
outlining the conditions for the 
loan. 

"Prior to graduation they 
receive an exit interview form 
which asks for the name of their 
prospective employer, a 
permanent address, and two 
references for skip trace 
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paying their loan, which includes 
how defaulting could affect their 
credit rating." 

Grugel reports that the average 
Clarion University graduate has 
$9,500 in loans to repay at the 
time of graduation. The amount 
a student can obtain in Stafford 
Loans increases each year. 
Beginning in 1992-93, a 
freshman could borrow $2,625 
during the first year, $3,500 
during the sophomore year, and 
$5,500 per year as a junior and 
senior, or a possible total of 
$17,125. The maximum any 
student can borrow over a five 
year period under new laws is 
$23,000. A graduate student 
could obtain up to $65,500, 
including undergraduate loans, 
in total loans. 

There are ways of postponing 
the repayment of loans through 
deferrals. Deferral categories 
include hardship, meaning 
unemployment or 

underemployment; military. 
Peace Corp, or Vista 
commitments; childbearing; or 
medical. 

A high default rate can also be 
critical to a university's 
operations. "If a default rate at a 
university goes over 30 percent, 
the ability to loan will be 
terminated," said Grugel. "It is 
important for Clarion to operate 
educational programs that inform 
the students about the process of 
obtaining loans and the 
consequences of not repaying 
them." 



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Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of Nov. 08, through Dec. 
05, 1993. 

At approximately 11:30 p.m. on Nov. 10, a report of a damaged vehicle in 
parking lot B was received by public safety. The vehicle, a 1993 Chevy 
Cavalier had scratch marks on the hood. The scratches were made with a key 
or other sharp object. 

On Nov. 10 a report of a vehicle scratched with a sharp object was reported 
at approximately 7:30 p.m. The vehicle was in parking lot S when the damage 
occurred on the left front fender. 

On Nov. 1 a report was received fiDm Wilkinson Hall indicating lounge 
chairs are missing. The theft could have happened sometime within the past 
two weeks. 

A report was received at approximately 11:30 p.m. on Nov. 11, that 
unknown actors set two posters on fire. They were hanging on a bulletin 
board on the second floor of the Gemmell Complex. Under investigation. 

A fire alarm was activated on the ground floor of Nair Hall at 
approximately 1:12 a.m. on Nov. 11. 

At approximately 1:13 p.m. on Nov. 11 an unknown person activated a fire 
extinguisher on the 2nd floor of Campbell Hall. Under investigation. 

A student was found passed-out on the floor of Marwick-Boyd on Nov. 12. 
The individual was under age and was cited for public drunkenness and under 
age consumption. 

At approximately 4:02 a.m. on Nov. 13, public safety was called to 
Wilkinson Hall where several male individuals were causing a disturbance. 
The males in question were not students. Two of the people were cited for 
under age drinking and one individual was cited for possession of marijuana. 

At approximately 3:20 a.m. on Nov. 14, a fire alarm pull station was 
activated on the ground floor of Wilkinson Hall. 

A non-student was cited for public drunkenness at approximately 7: 15 a.m. 
on Nov. 14 in parking lot J. 

On Nov. 15 a theft of a rain coat was reported at approximately 9:55 a.m. 
The rain coat is a canvas type with a yellow lining, size, medium, was taken 
from a room on the 4th floor of Nair Hall. Approximate value, $320.00. 

At approximately 5:15 a.m. on Nov. 23, a fire alarm was activated on the 
2nd floor of Nair Hall. 

On Nov. 30 at approximately 7:52 p.m. unknown persons activated a smoke 
detector head in the laundry room of Nair Hall. 

Fire alarm pull stations were activated in the basement of Campbell Hall on 
Dec. 1 at approximately 1:42 a.m., and Dec. 2 at 12:05 a.m. A smoke detector 
head was activated on the ground floor of Campbell Hall on Dec. 3 at 
approximately 10:47 p.m. 

A fue alarm pull station was activated on the fourth floor of Wilkinson Hall 
Dec. 1 at approximately 12:05 a.m. 

On Dec. 2 between the hours of 3:00 a.m. and 5:30 a.m. unknown persons 
damaged the tree lights by Marwick Boyd Auditorium. Under investigation. 

On Dec. 3 a bicycle was reported stolen from the bike rack near Tippin 
Gym. The bicycle is an APEX, red in color with black sUipes. It also has a 
black water bottle attached. Valued at $550.00. The bicycle was not locked to 
the bike rack. 

On Dec. 4 money in the amount of $18.00 was reported stolen from a 
purse in the Gemmell Complex. Tune not given. Under investigation. 

If anyone has any information concerning these or other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Outside Clarion 



North Korea continues to defy United Nations 



courtesy of 
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National 

U.S. unsatisfird by 
North Korea offer 

President Clinton and U.N. 
inspectors on Monday, faulted 
North Korea's offer to open 
nuclear sites to limited scrutiny, 
declaring the offer inadequate to 
make sure the North Koreans 
were not making bombs. 

Clinton called top advisers to 
the While House to discuss a 
next step and said he also wanted 
to discuss the matter with South 
Korea. 

Asked at news conference 
about North Korea's latest effort 
to defuse the situation, Clinton 
said he was encouraged by 
indications "that they understood 
that we needed to both start 
inspections and the dialogue 
again between the South and the 
North." 

At International Atomic 
Energy Agency headquarters in 
Vienna, Austria, spokesman 
David Kyd said North Korea was 
offering to permit unrestricted 
inspection of five of the seven 
nuclear sites at Yongbycm. 



Hubble eye.sight repair 

With guidance and power 
systems restored on the hubble. 
Endeavour's spacewalking repair 
crew focused on fixing the 
telescope's bad eyesight, 
yesterday, the space shuttle 
Endeavour and its crew of seven 
were in the sixth day of the 11- 
day flight, setting spacewalk 
records each time they venture 
out of the crew cabin. The bus- 
sized Hubble, 43-feet long, sits 
upright on a lazy-Suzan near the 
rear of the cargo bay. The third 
day of repairs, beginning late 
yesterday, was reserved for 
installing a new multi-purpose 
camera. 

One held in euthanasia 

A 50 year-old woman dying of 
cancer paid a teenaged neighbor 
in a Chicago suburb $2,100 for 
her own death, in which she first 
was choked and then bludgeoned 
to death, prosecutors said 
yesterday. Reggie Williams, 18, 
was charged with first-decree 
murder. The victim, Susan 
Potempa, was found strangled 
and bludgeoned at her suburban 
home on Thanksgiving Day. 



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President CHnton defended on 
December 6, the use of a U.S. jet 
by Mohammed Farrah Aidid, 
whose Somali forces were 
suspected in the slaying of 24 
Americans. Clinton said Robert 
Oakley, his special envoy to 
Somalia, wanted to get Aidid to 
peace talks in Ethiopia last week 
and "had to make his decision on 
the spur of the moment, without 
much time to consider whether 
there were any other options." 

Haitians to press talks 

President Clinton welcomed 
the Haitian prime minister's plan 
yesterday to spearhead talks 
aimed at restoring democracy to 
the troubled Caribbean country 
Robert Malval said he would 
resign as planned on Dec. 15 but 
stay on as acting prime minister. 



Frank Zappa dead at 52 

Frank Zappa, whose 
compositions stretched the 
boundaries of rock, jazz and 
classical music, and tested the 
limits of free speech, has died of 
prostate cancer. He was 52. 

Zappa died Saturday evening, 
and was buried Sunday in a 
private ceremony in los Angeles, 
said family friend Jim Nagle. 

Zappa's wife, Gail, and their 
children. Moon Unit, 26, 
Dweezil, 24, Ahmet, 19, and 
Diva, 14, were with him when he 
died at his Los Angeles home. 

Zappa's long illness rarely 
stopped him from composing, 
recording and performing, or 
trying to defend lyrics against 
censors. 

Zappa most recently sparred 
with Tipper Gore at Senate 
Hearings concerning rock lyrics. 



Don Ameche dies 

Don Ameche, best known for 
his oscar-winning performance 
in Cocoon, died Monday of 
cancer. Ameche was also in 
Trading Places, Folks, and 
Coming to America. 

An upstanding fellow 

No one looked down on John 
H. Doster at his funeral. He was 
the only one standing. 

Doster, who worked at 
Richmon Funeral Home for 
about 10 years as a maintenance 
man, had asked that he be 
displayed upright when his time 
came. On Sunday, the funeral 
home complied, propping 
Doster's casket up at an angle. 
Doster died of a heart attack 
Nov. 29, on the job at the funeral 
home. He was 66. 




courtesy of 

College Press Service 

Increase in hiring projected 

Although companies are doing 
less recruiting on college 
campuses this academic year, 
many employers are anticipating 
a better year than last year, the 
College Placement Council said. 
According to the Council's Job 
Outlook '94 report, 57 percent of 
the 245 employers responding in 
a survey plan to hire more 
college graduates for the 1993- 
94 recruiting season than they 
did last year. They project hiring 
5.9 percent more graduates in 
1993-94 than they actually hired 
in 1992-93. 

Many firms, however, do not 
plan on active recruiting on 
campus, according to the survey. 
Responding employers plan to 
visit 7.4 percent fewer campuses 
in the 1993-94 recruiting* season 
than they did last year. Last year 
was described in the survey as a 
"buyer's market" for employers, 
and thai low inflation, coupled 
with a light job market, kept 
increases in starting salaries low. 
Only 37 percent of non-profit 
organizations plan to increase 
hiring, while 57 percent of 
service employees plan to hire. 



MBA's help women 
break glass ceiling 

Women who want to break 
through the glass ceiling into top 
management jobs might consider 
earning a master's in business 
administration. 

Researchers at the University 
of Dayton, Ohio, and Pepperdine 
University in Malibu, California 
studied women in management 
positions at Fortune 500 
companies across the nation and 
found that women who hold 
MBA degrees are entering 
corporate top management jobs 
quicker and in larger numbers 
than similarly prepared men. 

According to Rebecca Yates, 
associate dean of the University 
of Dayton's School of Business 
Administration and co-author of 
the study, the findings debunk 
recent studies that indicate 
women are blocked in their 
career paths by "an invisible 
glass ceiling," and cannot 
advance through the upper ranks 
of American busine.sses. 

The researchers' study found 
that 25 years after receiving an 
MBA, women in Fortune 500 
companies held nearly triple the 
percentage of top management 
jobs than did their male 
counterparts. 



Stadium rules prevent 
further injuries 

The new rules for the 
University of Wisconsin's 
stadium successfully stopped 
another rush of students onto the 
football field, university officials 
said. 

The new stadium rules were 
established after thousands of 
students rushed onto the field 
following the upset victory 
against Michigan State on Oct. 
30. The stampede left more than 
70 people injured, seven 
critically. 

"I think they're smart people," 
UW's Police Chief Susan 
Riseling said. "They learned 
from the Michigan game that 
they didn't want to live through 
that again." 

All of the victims hurt in the 
incident have been released from 
the hospital, officials said. 

The new stadium rules for the 
Ohio Stale game, students 
exchanged their season passes 
for paper tickets to prevent more 
than one person from using each 
pass. 

During ihe game extra security 
guards were present to stop 
students from silling in the aisles 
and to prevent any students who 
attempted to rush onto the field. 



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Page 11 



Lifestyle 



Celebrate the 
holidays Old 
English style 

Madrigal singers present 16th annual 
dinner to celebrate the holiday season 



by Christy Williams 
Lifestyles Writer 



The 16th annual Madrigal 
Dinner, the highlight of the 
Christmas season at Clarion 
University for the last fifteen 
years, will be presented in the 
Gemmell Student Complex 
Multi-Purpose Room on 
Saturday, December 11 at 6 p.m. 

A Madrigal dinner is a repro- 
duction of the Old English 
Christmas Feast introducing the 
yuletide season. There are five 
phases of the dinner, and each 
phase of the dinner is introduced 
by herald trumpeters and an 
appropriate carol. Chronologic- 
ally, the phases are: the proces- 
sion of the Madrigal singers into 
the hall, the arrival of the 
Wassail Bowl, the advent of the 
Boar's Head, the appearance of 
the traditional flaming plum pud- 
ding, and the presentation of the 
vocal concert. 

During the dinner, the guests 
will be entertained by the 



Clarion University Instrumental 
Consort and strolling minstrels 
while feasting on a hearty prime 
rib dinner catered by P. C. 
Crackers. 

After dinner the Madrigal 
singers, including a king, queen, 
jester, and wizard, and several 
court men and women, will pre- 
sent a Christmas concert. The 
concert will be directed by 
Milutin Lazich, Associate 
Professor of music voice. All of 
the cast will be dressed in 16lh 
Century Elizabethan costume. 

"In the end we request the 
participation of the audience to 
sing the popular carols Silent 
Night and God Rest Ye Merry 
Gentlemen as the singers leave 
the hall." said Lazich. 

"For the past 6 years we have 
presented the Madrigal Dinner 
off campus at the Clarion Castle 
in Marianne since that was the 
most appropriate hall." Lazich 
said. 

"This year, however, we want 




lay Menaerson/uiarion Cal 
Teddy Bears for Charity were displayed last week as part of the CUP Holiday 
Celebration in the Gemmell Student Complex. Other events included Christmas carol- 
ing and the lighting of the Student Alumni Association Holiday Tree. 



to bring it back to the University 
and present the dinner in the new 
Genunell Complex so more stu- 
dents will be able to attend the 
event. I am very excited about 
using the MuUi-Purpose room 
because we have enough decora- 
tions to make it look like a 16th 
Century haU." 

The Madrigal Choir, a select 
group of twenty-three CUP 
vocalists, is also performing their 
Renaissance, Medieval, and 
Elizabethan music in Oil City 
this season. They have been 



working on their performance 
diligently all semester. The 
president of the choir is Kathi 
Sheffer, senior music education 
major, and vice-president is 
Ronda Tingley, junior music 
education major. 

Freshman Theater major Ben 
Fisler, head of the Madrigal pub- 
lic relations committee, stated, 
"It has been a pleasure to work 
with a group of vocalists in 
which so much of the responsi- 
bility lies with the students. It 
has been a great opportunity for 



growth." 

Tickets will be on sale at the 
Gemmell Complex Ticket Office 
until Friday, December 10. 
Tickets are $13 for students with 
a vahd ID and $15 for the gener- 
al public. 

Tickets may also be obtained 
by sending a self-addressed 
stamped envelope and check 
made out to Clarion Student's 
Association Gemmell Complex, 
Clarion PA, 16214, or by calling 
226-2459, 226-2709 or 226- 



Hot, Sexy and Safer Tour leaves mark on campus 



by John Martinec 
lifestyles Writer 



AIDS is no laughing matter 
especially when you are talking 
about a person who has contract- 
ed the deadly disease. But when 
someone is discussing ways to 
slop the spread of this killer one 
can make it very hilarious. 

Hot, Sexy and Safer Tour '93- 
'94 is a provocative, zany, outra- 
geous performance by Suzi 
Landolphi, a comedienne with a 
message, who encourages teen 
and young adults to accept and 
negotiate safer sex practices. 

Organized by the Graduate 
Assistants in Nair Hall, and 
sponsored by many campus 
organizations. Landolphi's visit 



brought a very important mes- 
sage to Clarion 's campus. 

Talking about this very touchy 
and potentially embarassing sub- 
ject could be difficult for some 
people, but Landolphi has a style 
that relates to young people and 
eliminates the awkwardness of 
the topic. The goal is to raise 
consciousness regarding HIV 
and the many other sexually 
transmitted diseases has enabled 
her to talk freely and open up the 
kind of rapport that may save 
many of their lives. 

The Hot, Sexy, and Safer Tour 
has left its mark on the many 
campuses she has visited around 
the country. It has heightened 
peoples awareness and interest 



regarding society's perception 
and attitudes towards sexual 
behavior. 

Current projects of Hot, Sexy, 
and Safer Inc. range from going 
to high schools to businesses. 
There have been over 500 per- 
formances in high schools, col- 
leges and universities across the 
nation from 1988-1993. They 
have been granted membership 
in the National Association of 
Campus Activities. Through this 
organization Landolphi has been 
nominated for the Harry Chapin 
Humanitarian Award and 
"Lecturer of the Year" Award 
three years in a row. 

Their association with the 
Okamoto Condom Company, 



which manufactures and distrib- 
uted the most superior condoms 
in the world, has provided com- 
plimentary condoms for each 
Hot, Sexy, and Safer perfor- 
mance. Hot, Sexy, and Safer 
Inc. is also a co-founder of 
Condomania. This concept is a 
new and exciting way of retail- 
ing condoms and other safer sex 
products and educational materi- 
als, with eight stores in the 
United States. 

Landolphi also uses television 
as a way to get her message 
across. She is the host of her 
own weekly talk show for teens 
called Raparound on WBZ in 
Boston. She also hosted a 1991 
TV appearances on many well 



known talk shows like The 
Home Show, Jenny Jones Show, 
Night Talk with Jane Whitney, 
Geraldo, Attitudes, Vickie!, 
Maury Povich, and she appears 
regularly on the Los Angeles- 
based KABC Talkradio Michael 
Jackson Show. 

Besides being the Celebrity 
Spokesperson for the First 
National Childrens with 
HIV/AIDS Awareness Day, she 
hosted the Nancy Susan 
Reynolds Awards for the center 
for Population Options in Los 
Angeles. She also performed 
Celebrate Safer Sex at the 
Improv Comedy Club in Los 
.'\ngeles which was a benefit for 
Minoritv AIDS Project ot LA. 



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Clarion graduates rele ase first record ed album 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
IJfestyles Editor 



If you were here back in 1991, 
you might remember a hot new 
band consisting of six Clarion 
University students. They took 
the Battle of the Bands by storm 
and celebrated later with first 
place. 

Now Infinity is on their way to 
the top with their first album 
"Chronic Musicians." These 
Clarion graduates have been 
recording since June, and their 
final product will be out on the 
market debuting Monday, 
December 13. 

Guitarist Dan Coyle, a commu- 
nications graduate student here 
at CUP, describes the production 
of the album to be quite an origi- 
nal experience. Infinity decided 
to write, record, produce and 
promote the songs themselves. 
The group had tremendous help 
from Mike Polimadei^ of 
Hometown Productions located 
in Lower Burrell, Pennsylvania. 

The original Infinity first 
formed in the fall of 1988. The 
band, from 1990 to the present, 
consists of Scott Kaminski on 
lead, harmonv and backing 
vocals, Brian Slavinsky on key- 
boards, piano, strings and vocals, 
Dan Coyle on lead, rhythm, elec- 
tric and acoustic guitars and 
vocals, Frank Maier on lead and 
rhythm guitar, Alan Hooks on 
bass guitar and vocals and Jeff 
Walch on drums and percussion. 




Infinity's "Chronic Musicians" from left to right: Frank Maler, 
Kaminski, Brian Slavinsky and Dan Coyle. 

They kept to themselves until a Journey and Damn Yankees 



year later when they appeared in 
the Battle of the Bands. They 
also played at the Bedrock Cafe 
Clarion and at bars around 
Pittsburgh in the summer of 
1990. 

The group gained some more 
experience by playing at proms 
and bigger bars in Greentree, 
Butler and others. Then in 1991, 
they appeared in the Battle of the 
Bands in Clarion and took first 
place. The band played various 



songs, as well as Heart's 
"Barracuda," but "Princess," a 
ballad written by Coyle, aston- 
ished the crowd, resulting in a 
first place prize. 

Later on the group members 
graduated one by one and it 
became harder to get together. 
In 1992 they performed in the 
Battle of the Bands but took 
third place. But that did not dis- 
courage the band. 



photo courtesy of Infinity 
Jeff Walch, Alan Hooks, Scott 

After the last band member 
graduated and two of the mem- 
bers got married, the distance 
required them to write more 
songs on their own and doing 
what they each wanted for the 
album. Then Slavinsky invested 
in his own studio at his home 
(called SlavStar Studios) where 
all the music was recorded this 
summer. This helped the band 
save money while also gaining 
the recording experience them- 



selves. 

"Chronic Musicians," accord- 
ing to Coyle, is "not your typical 
background party music. Our 
music is very passionate — we 
call it 'night music'." Each song 
on the album was recorded as if 
it had potential of being a hit. In 
other words, there are no filler 
songs. 

Each song on the album has 
meaning to it, whether it is about 
love and war or a memory of the 
past. Coyle states, "For people 
who know us, it (the album) will 
be a surprise." [Editor's note: 
After listening firsthand to the 
songs, I found this to be true. It 
is a very pleasant surprise.] 

Soon-to-be-famous Infinity 
won't forget their Clarion 
University fans, though. Next 
semester they plan to make an on 
and off-campus appearance. 
They will also continue to play 
around Pittsburgh. 

When asked about other future 
plans for Infinity, Coyle men- 
tioned a second album which is 
halfway finished. When will it 
come out? "The end of next 
summer," Coyle states, "but who 
knows? We're just happy to get 
the first one finished." 

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Lifestyles Writer 

So. . .you think there isn't 
anything going on at Clarion 
University. Possibly you're 
looking for the wrong kind of 
excitement. How about attend- 
ing an event that could uplift 
your entire well being for a life- 
time instead of entertaining you 
for a couple of hours. 

If this sounds exciting, you're 
in luck. The Clarion University 
Wellness Committee created a 
number of programs to increase 
awareness of the things around 
you and how they affect your 
Ufe. 

This program deals with six 
interrelated concepts that are 
important for all of us to fully 
understand in order to lead 
happy productive lives. These 
dimensions are emotional, intel- 



lectual, occupational, physical, 
spiritual, and social. Students, 
faculty and staff are able to 
choose which dimension they 
would like to explore and do so 
through the many programs 
scheduled for the 1993-94 acade- 
mic year. The programs were 
created in response to a wellness 
survey given last year. 

Two of the workshops already 
held this year were a program on 
kicking the smoking habit and 
another offered by Father Monty 
Sayers about beating the holiday 
blues. 

Next semester, on January 20, 
Dr. Rita Flaningam, Dean of the 
College of Communication and 
Computer Information Science 
will host a program entitled 
"Dealing with Difficult People." 
The ways in which people com- 
municate with one another are 
explored and solutions are dis- 



cussed for coping with the ways 
people don't communicate. 

On February 3, T. Audean 
Duesphohl gives helpful advice 
on how to deal with that era that 
we college students will never 
forget. . .the teenage years. 
Mood swings, rebelliousness and 
low self-esteem are discussed 
along with strategies to help 
families understand and get 
through what I considered to be 
my years of demonic possession. 

The physical concept of the 
wellness program is discussed by 
Cindy Porter's "You and Your 
Back." Information on proper 
body alignment as well as nor- 
mal anatomy is provided. 
Audience members will also 
learn su^etching exercises. 

All of the hour-long programs 
are held in the Genmiell Student 
Complex at noon on the respec- 
tive dales. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



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Acoustic trio working the "Nightshift" 



by R. Thomas Henderson 
Contributing Writer 



Getting through the day at 
school is hard enough to begin 
with, but thrr Clarion 
University students also do a lot 
of woik during the Nightshift. 

The band Nightshift features 
Aaron Crisman on vocals and 
lead guitar, Derek Mikesell on 
bass, and Lon Pristas on vocals 
and guitar. The trio doe.s exclu- 
sively acoustic rock, with a wide 
selection of both current and 
classic material. 

"The inltnt of doing every- 
thing acoustic has been to keep it 
simple and still play a wide vari- 
ety of stuff," said Pristas. It's 
doing as much as we can with an 
acoustic set." 

"Yeah, doing 'Eighteen by 
Alice Cooper was probably 
pushing it," added Crisman. "It 
touches on all extremes." 

Nightshift has been togethc^r as 
a unit for about a year. They 
placed third in Clarion's "Battle 

of the Bands" last year, and 
shortly after that they were 




Nightshift also appears on and 

called to play at the Sigma Phi 
Epsilon fraternity house. Since 
then they have done several 
more gigs at Sig Eps and have 



R. Thomas Henderson/Clarion Call 
off campus with local bands Simon Sez and Dancing Linda. 

appeared at the Alpha Chi Rho the Gemmell Student Complex, 
fraternity house, the Phi Sigma Being a musician and a student 

Kappa ALF pig roast and per- at the same time is no easy task, 

formed at a three-band show at The band puts about six to nine 



Honorary fraternity 
spreads holiday cheer 
to local rest home 



hours per week into rehearsing, 
and during the week before a 
performance, they practice as 
much as two or three hours every 
day. "Right now, we're just iry- 
ing to merge college and the 
band together." said Mikesell. 

In addition to cover songs, the 
band currently has about eight 
originals in their repertoire. 
Crisman de.saibes their original 
songs as "kind of a John Denver. 
Neil Young, Pink Floyd mix." 
Mostly, though, they do "clas- 
sics. 60' s kind of stuff." The 
band's main influences include 
Led Zeppelin, Tesla. Neil 
Young, and most "cla.ssic rock." 

Despite all the hard work 
involved, the benefits are well 
worth it. According to Crisman, 
"It's really great, seeing the 
crowd getting into it." 

"It's not profitable," comment- 
ed Pristas. '^Ve're not in it for 
the money. We do it for the fun 
of it." 

For more information about 
Nightshift, call Lon Pristas at 
226-5557 or Derek Mikesell at 
226-3772. 



by Kari Larson 
Contributing Writer 



Members of the Clarion 
University chapter of Zeta Phi 
Eta fraternity spent the evening 
just before Thanksgiving break 
entertaining the residents of 
Allegheny Manor with songs, 
drama and instrumental music. 

While chapter advisor Dr. 
Kristin Marshall expressed her 
pleasure in seeing students give 
up an early start to their 
Thanksgiving break, the partici- 
pating members agreed that it 
was a fulfilling way for them to 
start the hoUday season. 

Zeta Phi Eta National 
Professional Fraternity in Speech 
CommunicaUons and Theater 
was chartered at Clarion just last 
spring. The honorary fraternity 
is dedicated to improving com- 
munications throughout the com- 
munity. 

Participating in the evening of 
entertainment were chapter 
members Derek Bish who played 
guitar, Kari Larson who per- 
formed a comedy scene, Marion 
Russell who sang a song from 
the Broadway musical "The 
Sound of Music, " Lynne Lander 



and Eileen Withey who acted in 
a portion of the drama 
"Legends," Melissa Mong who 
sang "How Great Thou Art," and 
a total group parUcipation of 
"Silent Night," led by Marion 
Russell. 

Ray Gene Adams, Director of 
Activities at Allegheny Manor, 
arranged for the entertainment 
and expressed pleasure at the 
contributions of the fraternity. 

"It was something very nice for 
them to have done and was 
enjoyed very much by our resi- 
dents," Adams said. 

The fraternity's next project is 
involvement in a literacy pro- 
gram sponsored by Clarion Free 
Library. Zeta Phi Eta mcinbers 
will be trained in methods of 
helping adults learn to read and 
then devote time to working with 
such adults. 

A student can become a mem- 
ber of Zeta Phi Eta if he or she 
has received a 3.0 in his/her 
major, completed three courses 
in the speech department, has a 
2.5 overall G.P.A. and can be 
recommended by faculty of the 
Speech Communications and 
Theater deparunent. 



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MOST LIKE TO 

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CHRISTMAS? 

CALL^ON'YOU 
compiled by 
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Christine Csuhta 
Senior, Communication 
"A passing grade in Macroeconomics, 
and to be with my friends. 



TVavis Amsler 

Senior, CIS 

"A job and a diploma." 



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Graduate Student, Communication 

'A guitar lesson from John Petrucci of Dream 

Theater, or a date with Kim Basinger." 





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Senior, Communication 

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'World peace, and an end to hunger and 

homclessness." 



Bob Emminger 

Freshman, Political Science/Philosophy 

"I just want to go home to Florida and 

see my baby sister, Lanie." 



Marbles the Cat 

Sophomore, Pet 

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Corey Wright 

Sophomore, Elementary Education 

"A year-long vacation with Madonna." 




Michelle Adams 

Junior, Elem. Ed./Eariy Childhood 

"Money, and a trip to the Bahamas." 




Paige Summers 

Senior, Sec. EdTEnglish 

"A job in September as a teacher." 



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Laura Briggs 

Sophomore, Rehabilitation 

"A brand new car." 



Marc LaVere 
Freshman, Undecided 
"Money and clothes." 





Vicki Brown 

Sophomore, Psychology 

"A Chippendale in a Jeep Wrangler tied 

up with a ribbon." 



Melissa Dentzel 

Senior, Psychology 

"I want for my wedding to be over." 





Frank Andrews 
Junior, Communication 
"World peace and the new Ice Cube 
CD." 



Heather Kandel 
Freshman, Communication 
"A date with Mel Gibson." 



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by Anji Brown 
IJfestyles Writer 



On November 20, auditions 
were lield in West Virginia. Bui 
these were not just any auditions. 
Tliey provide tlie "big break," 
wliicti can be Uie deciding factor 
in tlie best college actors and 
actresses careers. 

The auditions were a prelimi- 
nary screening, or an audition to 
audition. Many talented actors 
and actresses from these colleges 
auditioned for this preliminary 
screening, but only alx)ut twelve 
from Pennsylvania colleges 
made the cut. Three students 
from Clarion University were 



among this twelve. They are 
Holly Sena, Brian Bazala, and 
Holly Sell. 

Sena explains each person has 
a minute and thirty seconds to 
sing a song, plus do a mono- 
logue. If you chose not to sing, 
then your time limit is a minute 
for just monologue. After your 
short amount of time is done, a 
voice yells, "Stop!" and your 
audition is finished. 

Sena is a junior at CUP, and is 
one out of two female BFA (the- 
atre) majors. She had the first 
audition out of about 600 
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phone call telling her she made 
the cut, she said, "1 was really 
surprised, and overwhelmed. I 
just about died!" 

Holly Sell, a senior this semes- 
ter, is nmjoring in geology. She 
claims she's involved in theatre 
because "it's a lot of fun." Sell, 
very excited about making the 
cut, said, "I still don't believe it! 
I'm not even a theatre major!" 

Communications is senior 
Brian Bazala's major at CUP. 
After he found out he made the 
cut, he said, "I was pleased. It 
was great to participate in the 
experience. It was the closest 
thing I've ever come to a profes- 
sional audition." 

These three talented individu- 
als will now move on to audition 
in Georgia at the Southwestern 
Theatre Conference. These audi- 
tions will be held over spring 
break. At this conference one 
hundred directors and casting 
agents from the Southeast will be 
making appearances. If selected 
from the hundreds of 
actors/actresses at that audition, 
they will either receive summer 
employment with the theatre, or 
possibly a full time job. 

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-In J^uary, Robert Williams, a 
University of Tennessee neurolo- 
gist, reported that the brains of 
successive generations of house- 
cats are getting smaller, probably 
attritutable to their association 
with humans. 

-In Grand Junction, Colorado 
in July, firefighters called to a 
potential suicide scene were suc- 
cessful in talking a 42-year-old 
man down from the courthouse 
roof, but they made backup 
preparations in case their negoti- 
aUons failed by borrowing a 
huge, inflatable hamburger from 
a nearby Burger King to break 
the man's fall. 

-In September, Richard 
Ramirez, the notorious "Night 
Stalker" mass murderer, failed a 
metal detector test at San 
Francisco County jail, and X- 
rays detected items in his rec- 
tum. A subsequent stool search 
revealed a small handcuff key, 
ap e»apty syringe, the c?^ of a 
pen and a small piece of cello- 
phane on which was printed "I 
like chocolate." 

-In April, Delia Dobbs, 31, the 
w(xnan police called "The Snow 
Queen," was arrested for theft in 
Stevens Point, Wisconsin. 
According to police, she twice 
met men in bars, took them out- 
side to her pickup truck to have 



sex and convinced them to take 
off their clothes, get out of the 
truck and rub snow on them- 
selves as foreplay. She then 
drove off with tl^ir wallets. 

-In June, U.S. customs agents 
in Miami, tipped off by seeing an 
"unnatural bulge" in one of the 
boa constrictors entering the 
country in a shipment from 
Colombia, confiscated the entire 
shipment and found 312 snakes 
with cocaine-filled condoms in 
their stomachs and their rectums 
sewn shut. 

-In April, Merriam, Kansas, 
District Attorney Paul Morrison 
said the body of a man who com- 
mitted suicide went undetected 
for three days in a bathroom of a 



house that was being shown by a 
real estate agent. Apparently, 
neither the agent nor prospective 
buyers were interested in looking 
inside that particular bathroom. 
And over a four-day period in 
Febraary, guests slept in a room 
at an Edmonton, Alberta motel 
unaware that a woman's body 
was stuffed between the floor 
and the box spring. 

-Dairy farmer Anthony 
Tworek, 31, slipped from a 
stepladder in Clarksdale, 
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The Clarion Call staff 

would like to thank our 

graduating seniors: 

Michelle Sporer 

Hans Dovenspike 

Ben Vessa 

Chris Clouse 

Good luck and best wishes 



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actresses careers. 

The auditions were a prelimi- 
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and actresses from these colleges 
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Holly Sell. 

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atre) majors. She had the first 
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because "it's a lot of fun." Sell, 
very excited about making the 
cut, said, "I still don't believe it! 
I'm not even a theatre major!" 

Communications is senior 
Brian Bazala's major at CUP. 
After he found out he made the 
cut, he said, "I was pleased. It 
was great to participate in the 
experience. It was the closest 
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in Georgia at the Southwestern 
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break. At this conference one 
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making appearances. If selected 
from the hundreds of 
actors/actresses at that audition, 
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-In J^uary, Robert Williams, a 
University of Tennessee neurolo- 
gist, reported that the brains of 
successive generations of house- 
cats are getting smaller, probably 
attritutable to their association 
with humans. 

-In Grand Junction, Colorado 
in July, firefighters called to a 
potential suicide scene were suc- 
cessful in talking a 42-year-old 
man down from the courthouse 
roof, but they made backup 
[Reparations in case their negoti- 
ations failed by borrowing a 
huge, inflatable hamburger from 
a nearby Burger King to break 
the man's fall. 

-In September, Richard 
Ramirez, the notorious "Night 
Stalker" mass murderer, failed a 
metal detector test at San 
Francisco County jail, and X- 
rays detected items in his rec- 
tum. A subsequent stool search 
revealed a small handcuff key, 
an empty syringe, the cap of a 
pen and a small piece of cello- 
phane on which was printed "I 
like chocolate." 

-In April, Delia Dobbs, 31, the 
wcnnan police called "The Snow 
Queen," was arrested for theft in 
Stevens Point, Wisconsin. 
According to police, she twice 
met men in bars, took them out- 
side to her pickup truck to have 



sex and convinced them to take 
off their clothes, get out of the 
truck and rub snow on them- 
selves as foreplay. She then 
drove off with their wallets. 

-In June, U.S. customs agents 
in Miami, tipped off by seeing an 
"unnatural bulge" in one of the 
boa constrictors entering the 
country in a shipment from 
Colombia, confiscated the entire 
shipment and found 312 snakes 
with cocaine-filled condoms in 
their stcMnachs and their rectums 
sewn shut. 

-In April, Merriam, Kansas, 
District Attorney Paul Morrison 
said the body of a man who com- 
mitted suicide went undetected 
for three days in a bathroom of a 



house that was being shown by a 
real estate agent. Apparently, 
neither the agent nor prospective 
buyers were interested in looking 
inside that particular bathroom. 
And over a four-day period in 
February, guests slept in a room 
at an Edmonton, Alberta motel 
unaware that a woman's body 
was stuffed between the floor 
and the box spring. 

-Dairy farmer Anthony 
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stepladder in Clarksdale, 
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BIOS club saves environment at Mill Creek 



by Crystal Janis 
Lifestyles Writer 



The BIOS ciub was recently 
involved in an important clean- 
up at Mill Creek. This clean-up 
was conducted on November 19 
with the purpose of lowering the 
iron and acid contamination 
leaking into the stream. 

The problem is caused by dis- 
charges of iron and acid water 
that originate underneath old 
coal mining sites located ^prox- 
imately one half mile away from 
Mill Creek. Rain water works its 
way down through the loose soil, 
is contaminated with iron and 
acid, and then forces itself back 
out of the ground, almost like a 
fresh spring does. 

Dr. Dalby, faculty advisor for 
the BIOS club, is also the presi- 
dent of the Mill Creek Coalition 
of Clarion and Jefferson coun- 
ties. He comments that the 
coalition has been responsible 
for addressing "a bunch of dis- 
charges that were entering Mill 
Creek at 12-15 cites along its 
length" since 1991. With this 
constant observation, it was a 
concern that Mill Creek's water 



would by degraded "to a point 
that the Fish and Boat 
Commission might not stock it 
anymore." 

A section of the stream had 
already been stocked with trout. 
Dalby states that due to the con- 
stant drainage of contaminating 
water, "approximately 1000 
times more acid than most fish 
and other aquatic organisms can 
tolerate" into the stream, aquatic 
life would be destroyed. 

Members of the BIOS club set 
out to help correct the matter. 
They added onto an ah-eady con- 
structed filtering system for the 
water. It should be clarified that 
this filtering system does not 
work vertically, for example, in 
the way that a strainer drains 
water off noodles, but it works 
horizontally. This treatment sys- 
tem operates parallel along the 
ground through a series of ponds 
and ditches which collect and 
treat the acidic and iron contami- 
nated water before it is deposited 
into Mill Creek. 

These wetlands were con- 
structed with the help of the 
887th Engineering Battalion of 




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The BIOS club helped to restore the environment at Mill 
Creek as they lowered the contamination in the stream. 



the National Guard division from 
Punxsutawney in 1991. Without 
their enabling equipment and 
personnel, the wetlands could 
not have been constructed. 



What the BIOS club needed to 
do was back up water in a small 
pond, using approximately fifty 
sandbags 30-40 pounds in 
weight. Dalby informs that this 



pond "drained into a depression 
that meandered for several hun- 
dred feet before meeting with 
Mill Creek." The original path 
of the depression was approxi- 
mately 50 feet. The addition 
"increased the distance by six to 
eight times," allowing a greater 
"opportunity for reactions to 
occur for the iron to drop out." 

What this dropping out means 
is that the longer the contaminat- 
ed water is exposed to the oxy- 
gen in the air, it can no longer 
stay in the form of the threaten- 
ing solution. The iron is, more 
or less, precipitated out, lower- 
ing the acidic level. 

With the help of the BIOS 
club, Dalby informs that the 
upgraded work done on the treat- 
ment system "took care of 70-90 
percent of the iron and acid 
problem" along a three to four- 
mile cite. Further clean-up along 
other cites is an ongoing process, 
but hope is bright. Fish have 
been seen swimming along the 
bottom of this section of the 
stream, and it is hopeful that it 
will hold a developing aquatic 
colonization in the next few 
years. 



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Russian exchange program teaches American Hnance system 



Courtesy of College of 
Business Administration 

Two faculty members from 
Clarion University had the 
opportuiiity of teaching Russian 
students a bit about fmance last 
spring. Dr. Soga Ewedemi and 
Dr. Marguerite VanLandingham 
from the Department of Finance 
in Clarion's College of Business 
Administration travelled to the 
city of Kazan for six weeks in 
April and May. Their assign- 
ment was to teach undergraduate 
and graduate students in the 
Kazan Institute of Finance and 
Economics how the American 
finance system operates. They 



also explored how market-based 
financial notions might work in 
the former Soviet Union. The 
two faculty members have 
returned with many observations 
on their trip, and on December 7 
they hosted a jffogram to discuss 
their unique experience. 

Dr. Joseph P. Grunenwald 
explains how this program came 
about. "We have been develop- 
ing international programs for 
quite some time now. When I 
met several visiting Russian fac- 
ulty members and administrators 
here in Clarion about three years 
ago, we discussed the possibility 
of a faculty and student 
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from there." 

Actually, the process of mak- 
ing the program a reality was 
long and complicated. Dr. 
Grunenwald explains that "none 
of our business faculty speak any 
Russian; few of the Russian fac- 
ulty and administrators speak 
any English. We were very for- 
tunate though to have Dr. Dilara 
Nikoulin, a retired Russian facul- 
ty member at Clarion University 
and President of D&M 
Consulting, assist us in this pro- 
gram. Without her and the help 
of her associate, Ms. Maria 
Braun, we could not have put 
this visit together." 

So what did the American fac- 
ulty members think of their first 
extensive experience with 
Russian students and Russian 
people? Dr. VanLandingham 
observed that "the six weeks 



went by very rapidly. We would 
be picked up at 8:30 a.m. every 
morning, teach as fast as we 
could all day long, and come 
home exhausted every night. 
There was so much to learn as 
will as to teach. The fact that we 
had almost no language capabili- 
ty was unfortunate from a cultur- 
al perspective, but the Kazan 
Institute provided us with excel- 
lent Russian-English interp-eters. 
We felt quite at home with our 
Russian students and col- 
leagues." As to the classroom 
environment. Dr. Ewedemi noted 
that "The students were very 
attentative and eager to learn. 
They weren't always familiar 
with all of the financial terms 
and techniques we discussed in 
class, but that is not unusual for 
students anywhere. That is what 
education is all about. We found 
that within a short time, students 



were able to grasp many of the 
details of financial techniques 
and were quite creative in apply- 
ing them to Russian situations. 
Students in Russia are just begin- 
ning to study market-based sys- 
tems but will have no difficulty 
in catching up to the rest of the 
worid." 



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Dancers to perform 

"A Step In Time" 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



"A Step in Time" is the theme 
for the 6th annual Dance Concert 
schedule'd for Thursday, 
December 9 and Friday, 
December 10 at 8 p.m. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre. 

Marilouise Michel, assistant 
professor of speech communica- 
tion and theatre, is directing the 
performance and designing the 
choreography along with stu- 
dents Maria Sleigh, Monica 
Schmader and Desiree Wassam. 
The concert will feature dances 
of all genre's including jazz, lyri- 
cal jazz, modem and tap. 

Music will be featured from 
the Tony Award winning play 
"Kiss of the Spiderwoman," and 
by other popular artists such as 
B.B. King, Genesis and Michael 
Jackson. Accompanying one of 
the dances on piano will be Dr. 
Paula Amrod, associate profes- 
sor of music. Dr. Lisa Johnson, 



assistant professor of music will 
contribute a recording of her 
clarinet, oboe and bassoon music 
for another segment of the per- 
formance. Dana Shaw, director 
of the Clarion Dance Studio, will 
also perform in one of the num- 
bers. 

Michel's speech communica- 
tion and theatre class 304: Dance 
Repertoire will perform the seg- 
ment of the production called 
"Worship." The students in this 
class work like a professional 
dance company to create and 
extend an original work to stage. 

Solos will be danced by April 
Gallagher, LaDonna Morton, 
Patty Helterbran, Dayna Shaw, 
Dana Machen and Maria Sleigh. 

Tickets for the dance concert 
are $5 for adults, $4 for children 
12 and under and free for stu- 
dents with valid identification 
cards. For more information or 
to order tickets call (814) 226- 
2459. 




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"Worship." These dancers and others have practiced all semester to perform numbers to 
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Second Chances q 



Jet Stream Mama 



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"Nat'l Lampoons Vacation" 



■"Lonely Hearts " ^m^) 'B" 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



FRIDAY EVENING DECEMBER 10. 1993 



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*t>V; "'Sar7/a C/aiys""(1985, Fantasy) Dudley Moore. PG 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfrey (R) g 



Les Brown 



Tom-Jerry 



Copsq 



Tiny Toon 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) "The Last Dragon" 



Motoworid 



Pyramid 



Newsq 



Coach g 



Qeraldo (R) 



Newsq 



News 



Oprah Winfrey (R) q 



Animaniacs 1 Batman 



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Newsq 



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NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full Houae q 



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Looney 



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Follow Your Heart" (1990, Drama) Patrick Cassidy. 



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Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! g 



Copsq 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



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Billy Graham Cnisade q 



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*•• "The Comancheros" (1961, Western) John Wayne. 



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Major Dad q 



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10:30 



11:00 



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20/20 q 



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11:30 



Sanders 



Cheers g 



12:00 



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Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



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Love Con. 



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Wings q 



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*** 



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What You Do 



Supermaritet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Lena Stolze. 



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•* 'Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth" (1992) q 



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**'/2 "Career Opportunities'" (1991) q 



Bullwlnkle 



UnaoWed Mysteries 



Muppet Family Christmas 



LA. Law q 



"Under Siege" (1992) Steven Seagal 



**• 



Dragnet 



"Death Becomes Her" (1992) 'PG-13 



Bob Newhart M.T. Moore 



Goldie Hawn 



M.T. Moore 



""A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" (1989) 



•* "Cn/ficft"(1979) John Vernon. 



"Totally Exposed" (1991) Tina Bockrath. 



Red Shoe 



Van Dyke 



■■Basic Instinct " {\992) 'B' 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING DECEMBER 11. 1993 



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7:00 



*• 



"All I Want for Christmas" (1991) 'G' 



**• 



Senior PGA Golf: Tour Champions ■■ Second Round, q 



"Innerspace" {)9B7) Dennis Quaid. "PG" q 



Ironman Triathlon From Kailua-Kona, Hav^aii. 



Newsq 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



NFL Football: San Francisco 49ers at Atlanta Falcons. From the Georgia Dome. (Live) 



NFL Football: San Francisco 49ers at Atlanta Falcons. From the Georgia Dome. (Live) 



(3:00) "The Man Inside [Baywatch (R) q 



Ironman Triathton From Kailua-Kona, Hawaii. 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsg [NBC News 



"The Young L/ons" (1958) Irwin Shaw s story of World War II, viewed from both sides. 



Football [Worid Cup [College Basketball: Ball State at Western Kentucky 



"Dying to Remember " (m3, Suspense) Melissa Gilbert. 



(3:00) 



(2:30) 



Can't on TV 



** 



"Only You" (1992) Andrew McCarthy. 



**V; "Disaster in T/me "(1992) 'PG-13' 



Double Dare [Freshmen [Salute 



*** 



Absolute Strangers" (1991 , Drama) Henry Winkler. 



Major Dad q [Wings q 



7:30 



Attack 



Entertainment Tonight g 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



"Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman" (1993) g 



9:30 



Crypt Tales 



**V2 "Ernest Saves Christmas" (1988) Jim Varney. g 



Wh. Fortune [ECHL Hockey: Wheeling Thunderbirds at Johnstown Chiefs. (Live) 



Untouchables "Stir Crazy " [Medicine Woman 



[Harts of the West g 



10:00 



Dream On g 



10:30 



•** 



Nell Diamond Christmas 



■'Coming to America " {^998) Eddie Murphy. 'R' q 



Sisters "Broken Angel " g 



Walker, Texas Ranger g 



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Star Trek: Deep Space 9 
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NHL Hockey: Pittsburgh Penguins at Tampa Bay Lightning. (Live) 



Cop* (R) g 



Mommies q 



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Front Page (Iri Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Nurses (R) q 



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Comic Strip Live (In Stereo) 



Sisters "Broken Angel" q 



Sportscenter [College Basketball: Wisconsin at Texas Tech. (Live) 



•** "The Pumpkin Eafer "(1964, Drama) Anne Bancroft 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



Newsq 



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Golden GIris [Empty Nest 



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Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



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Case Closed (R) g 



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**V; "The Cutting £dge"'(1992) D.B. Sweeney. "PG" 



Arcade [Legends [Doug 



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•• ""Summer Lovers" (1982, Drama) Peter Gallagher. 



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"Enter the Dragon" (1973, Adventure) Bruce Lee. 



College Basketball: Louisiana State vs. Oklahoma State. [Sportscenter [Rodeo 



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•Va "C.I.A. Codename: Alexa" (1992) 'R' [*'/z "Sleepwalkers' (1992) 



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Bob Newhart 



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*• "Sexua/ffesporrse "(1992) R' 



Bob Newhart [Bob Newhart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



China Beach 



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5:30 



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NFL Football: Kansas City Chiefs at Denver Broncos. From Mile High Stadium. (Live) 



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** "Iron Eagle" {^6) Louis Gossett Jr.. "PG-13" 



Rodeo: National Finals - Championship Round. (Live) 



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7:30 



Geronimo 



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8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



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60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



Townsend Televiaion g 



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"Gypsy" (1993, Musical) Based on the memoirs of famed stripper Gypsy Rose Lee, g 



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"The Slipper and the Rose" (1976) Richard Chamberlain. G' |**V2 "Only Two Can Play' (1962) Peter Sellers. 

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(3:30) •*** ""The Empire Strikes Back" (1980) q 



Ski Worid (R)[NFL Primetlme 



[***V2 "Return of f/reJerf/"' (1983, Science Fiction) Mark Hamill. (In Stereo) q 



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(3:45) "Bebes Kids'" (1992) I "Mom and Dad Save the World" (1992) q [ 'Police Academy 5: Miami Beach 



**V2 "Immediate Family" (1989) Glenn Close. 'PG-13' 



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** "Ernest Scared Stupid" (1991) 'PG' g 



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••'/2 "Blame It on the Bellboy" (1992) q 



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""Broadway Danny Rose" (1984) Woody Allen. 



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**V2 "Trespass" (^992) Bill Paxton. 'R' g 



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*•• "Crimes and Misdemeanors" (1989) Martin Landau. 



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Paid Prog. 



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Cheers q 



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Siskel 



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■Bloodfist 4" 



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Night Court 



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** ""The Resurrected" {^99^) John Terry. 



Paid Program 



Dragnet 



TATHItchcock 



Superman 



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(3:30) ** "Memoirs of an Invisible Man 



Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nest 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Les Brown (R 



Tom-Jerry 



Copsq 



Cheers q 



Tmy Toon 



Cur. Affair 



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Coach g 



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5:30 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



*•* "Miss Firecracker" {^989) Holly Hunter. 'PG' q 



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Oprah Winfrey q 



Animaniacs Batman 



•♦V; "Young Guns of Texas 



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Max Out (R) 



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Major Dad q 



Newsg 



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Full House q 



Newsq 



Roseanne q 



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Facts of Ufa 



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***V2 "That's Entertainmentl" jWi) Fred Astaire. "G" 



Looney [Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R)IGuts 



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Run Gauntlet 



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Hard Copy q 



Jeopardyl g 



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7:30 



Mr. Bean q 



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*•• ""School 7/es""(1992) Brendan Fraser. "PG-13" g 



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Fresli Prince 



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Blossom q 



Dave's 



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11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



""Full Eclipse" (1993) Mario Van Peebles. 



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"Mercy Mission: The Rescue of Flight 771 " (1993) g 



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"The Day My Parents Ran Away" (1993) Blair Brown, q 



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Major Dad q 



NFL Prime Monday 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Page23 



Sports 



WP wins h\ default 



Clarion stripped of 1992 PSAC title 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



"Unfortunate." That was the 
term used by Athletic Director 
Bob Carlson and Registrar 
Douglas Bills in regard to the 
Pennsylvania State Athletic 
Conference's decision to strip 
Clarion's football team of its 
PS AC-West Championship. 

The Golden Eagles were 
forced to relinquish their 1992 
title due to an error in the 
tabulation of credits of Clarion 
defensive Uneman Antron Sims. 

Sims, an undeclared major, 
took summer classes at a school 
near his home in Cleveland, 
Ohio in 1992. He took the 
amount of credits he was told 
would make him eligible. The 
credits transferred and Sims 
returned to play football for 
Clarion in the fall of that year . 

The problem was that the 
community college Sims 
attended worked on a quarter 




Due to an error In processing transferring credits, Antron 
Sims (93), pictured here, was declared ineligible for the 
1992 season. 



hour system, not a semester hour 
system, like Clarion. "Nowhere 
on the form or on the transcript 
we received did it say that the 
college worked on a quarter hour 
system," said Bills. A quarter 
hour equates to approximately 
two-thirds of a semester hour 
according to Bills, which in turn, 
made Sims ineligible to play. 

"I don't blame the coaching 
staff at all," said Sims, "I was 
told what I needed to do to play, 
and I did everything I needed to 
do. It was just a 
miscommunication process 
between the athletic department 
and the Registrar." 

The error was discovered when 
Sims took classes at the same 
community college the following 
summer, and the transcript came 
back with the disclosure that the 
school worked on a quarter hour 
system. 

When the error was 
discovered, Carlson self-reported 
it to the PSAC and the NCAA. 



The NCAA had no problem 
since the Eagles self-reported the 
infraction, but the PSAC referred 
to an old rule stating that any 
game in which an ineligible 
player plays, the team must 
forfeit. Sims played in all six 
Clarion victories. 

"I feel bad for the kids," staled 
Carlson. "It takes away from a 
heck of an effort." 

"I don't think the team had any 
knowledge that the penalty 
would be so severe," said Bills. 
"It is a vtfry drastic and 
unfortunate penalty." 

Carlson must send a letter to 
the six schools Clarion defeated 
in 1992 disclosing that the 
Eagles have forfeited those 
games, along with mailing the 
PSAC-West championship 
trophy to lUP. The members of 
the team will be able to keep 
their rings, however. "We 
haven't lost any credibility, said 
Carlson. "In fact, we have gained 
it through our honesty." 



Clarion ranked #9 in nation 



Eagles takedown three ranked opponents 



by Ben Vessa 
Sports Editor 



In his 26 years as head coach. 
Bob Bubb turned a little town in 
northwestern Pennsylvania into a 
Division I wrestling goldmine. 
From 1971 through 1992, Bubb's 
teams won 12 PSAC titles, one 
Eastern Wrestling League crown, 
and at Nationals, placed in the 
Division I Top-30 in team 
scoring 18 times in 21 years. 
For many of us, wrestling was 
the keystone in which we 
referred when explaining which 
school we attended. 

Then Bubb retired. 

In 1993, under the tutelidge of 
rookie head coach Jack Davis, 
the Eagles suffered through their 
worst season in over a quarter 
century, muddling through a 9- 
13-1 campaign, and for all 
intents and purposes, dropped off 
the wrestling m^. 

This year, Davis hopes to 
regain some of the respect that 



the program lost in 1992, and if 
last week's Cornell Duals are any 
indication, the Eagles are headed 
in the right direction. 

In Clarion's first match, the 
Eagles faced the eighth-ranked 
team in the nation, the Nebraska 
Cornhuskers. The Huskers 
captured decisions in three of the 
first four matches and vaulted to 
a commanding 12-3 lead. After 
Clarion's Moss Grays pinned Joe 
Stephens at 150 pounds, 
Nebraska's Jason Kraft earned a 
technical fall over Shawn 
Armbrust, and the Cornhuskers 
had a 17-9 advantage. It was all 
Eagles from there. 

J.J. Stanbro captured a close 3- 
2 decision at 167, Dan Payne 
outscored Nebraska's Tom 
Manzella 15-10 at 177, and 
Brian Stout and Rob Sintobin 
pinned their respective 
opponents. 

Not only did the Eagles 
dominate the final four matches. 



but Nebraska had a point taken 
away in the heavweight match, 
setting the final at 27-16. 

Clarion next battled the host 
school, the 16th-ranked Cornell 
Big Red. This time the Eagles 
started strong. Sheldon Thomas 
opened the scoring for Clarion at 
118 pounds. Thomas major 
decisioned Cornell's John Bove 
11-2 to give the Eagles an early 
4-0 lead. Kyle Wolfe, replacing 
Bob Crawford, who had earlier 
won at 126 against Nebraska, 
was major decisioned by David 
Hirsch, 12-3, evening the score. 
The two squads split the next 
four matches, and once again it 
would come down to the final 
four wrestlers. 

Again the Eagles dominated. 
J.J. Stanbro squeaked out 
another thrilling victory, a 5-4 
decision over Cornell's Trip 
Rodgers. Payne decisioned 
Terry Lucero, 7-2 and Stout 
crushed Shane Cass, 16-0. The 



technical fall gave Clarion a 21- 
10 lead, and after a loss at 
heavyweight by Sintobin, the 
Eagles were two for two, this 
time a 21-13 beating of Cornell. 

The Eagles would then battle 
the 27th ranked team in the 
country, the Purdue 

Boilermakers. The Boilermakers 
were having a rough enough 
time as it was, already dropping 
matches to Brown (25-12) and 
Edinboro (35-3). Clarion didn't 
care. 

The Eagles won all but two 
matches in claiming a 34-9 
victory over Purdue. Thomas 
pinned his opponent at 3:20 to 
begin the onslaught and Payne 
and Stout polished it off with 
overwhelming victories. Payne 
creamed Mike benson 24-9 and 
Stout shutout David McCubbins 
14-0. For the day, Stout did not 
have a point scored against him, 
pinning his first opponent and 
then beating the next two 



challengers by a combined score 
of 30-0. 

Clarion entered the Cornell 
Challenge Duals as the only 
team of the six without a 
national ranking. The Eagles 
exited Ithaca with a 3-0 record, 
and the look of a Division I 
powerhouse reminiscent of the 
Bubb years. 

Stanbro, Payne and Stout went 
from Ithaca, New York to the 
gambling capital of the world 
and didn't miss a step. The Las 
Vegas Invitational was the next 
step for the Eagles, and their 
167, 177 and 190-pound 
manglers were again impressive. 
Stanbro and Payne finished 
fourth and Stout placed sixth for 
the Eagles, who came in 10th 
overall . 

Oklahoma State won the title. 

Clarion will next visit WVU 
on Friday and then travel to Ohio 
State on Saturday. The West 
Virginia match begins at 8 p.m. 



Page 24 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Gaffnex. Coaklev lead way 



Eagles invite, expunge national powers 



by Ben Vessn 
Sports Editor 



It was billed as the "Best 
Division II Women's Basketball 
Tournament in the Nation." The 
contestants: Second-ranked 
North Dakota State, the 
defending national champion; 
Fifth-ranked Bentley, a "Final 
Four" participant five straight 
years; Eighth-ranked Pitt- 
Johnstown, the East Regional 
Champions the past two seasons; 
and the 19th-ranked Clarion 
Golden Eagles. 

"I thought we could finish 
anywhere from one to four," said 
Clarion head coach Gie Parsons, 
"but we wanted to find out how 
we matched up with the best." 
What Parsons found out was 
almost frightening, for not only 
did ihe Golden Eagles win this 
tournament of Division II 
juggernauts, they won it 
convincingly. 

The tournament's opening 
game pitted the Bentley College 
Falcons against the North 
Dakota State Bison. The Bison 
grazed to a 23-13 lead and had 
buffed it to a 14-point cushion 
by intermission. NDSU held a 
13-point advantage with just 
over five minutes to play, but 
Bentley, under the direction of 
Tracy Pomerenke came 
knocking on the door. 
Pomerenke's five straight points 
and Janet Kerrigan's driving lay- 
up sliced the lead to four with 
just over a minute left, but the 
Bison, doing their best George 
Jefferson imitation, slammed the 
door in Beniley's face and held 
on for a 91-83 win. 

The nightcap was a battle 
between two eastern titans. The 
UPJ Mountain Cats had knocked 
the Eagles from the Division II 
playoffs last year with a 70-64 
victory in the Eastern regional 
final, and Clarion was anxiously 
awaiting this first round match- 




Pat McDevitt/ Clarion Call 
Double trouble: Mona Gaffney (foreground) scored 28 points and pulled 25 boards against 
UPJ while Coaldey (background) netted 32 in the championship against North Dakota 
State. Both were named to the All-Tournament tieam with Coakley claiming MVP honors. 



up. 

From the outset, UPJ pressured 
the Clarion perimeter players, 
forcing the rambunctious three- 
point shooters into poor shot 
selections. The only offense 
Clarion could agregate was 
through the low post game of 
Mona Gaffney. Gaffney single- 
handedly kept the Eagles in the 
game, scoring 16 of Clarion's 
first 25 points. 

The Eagles found themselves 
down by nine with only 30 



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halftime, but an Amy Migyanka 
three. Clarion's first of the game, 
and an Amy Coon lay-up at the 
buzzer milked the Cats' lead to 
four at the break. 

The Eagles, which in previous 
years had lived and died by the 
three, were only one of 13 in that 
department in half number one, 
but still only found themselves 
down by four. 

UPJ upped that advantage to 
seven early in the second stanza, 
before Gaffney finally received 
some scoring support in the form 
of Claron's all-time leading 
scorer Shannon Coakley. 
Coakley hit two straight jumpers, 
one from 25 feet away to draw 
the Eagles even at 43 . 

After several lead changes, 
the Eagles finally began to pull 
away. Baskets by Gaffney and 
Carliia Jones placed the Clarion 
lead at five with just over one 
minute to play, and when the 
Lady Cats attempted to trap the 
ball, Amy Coon found herself all 



alone to bury the game -clinching 
three-pointer. 

The hard-fought 79-72 win 
was earned by the Clarion inside 
game. Gaffney finished the 
night with 28 points and 25 
rebounds (14 offensive), while 
Jones shrugged off a poor start 
and finished with 14 points and 
12 boards. 

UPJ's setback placed the Cats 
in Saturday's consolation game 
against Bentley, and paced by a 
34-point effort by Denise Gallo, 
the Lady Cats prevailed 76-66. 

That set the stage for a classic 
battle between the Clarion 
Golden Eagles and the defending 
national champions, the North 
Dakota State Bison. 

The Bison had handled Bentley 
rather easily in the opener, and 
led by an inside game which 
featured five ladies over six feet 
tall. North Dakota State was 
looking to shut down Clarion's 
inside game of Gaffney and 
Jones. 

The Bison were not prepared 



for the shooting clinic they were 
about to wimess. 

Amy Coon walked out of the 
locker room and buried a trey. 
Soon, Shannon Coakley and 
Amy Migyanka were joining the 
missile lauching brigade. Four 
deep bombs and two Gaffney 
lay-ups later, the Eagles led 16- 
5. Coon would bury three more, 
and before North Dakota State 
could understand what was 
transpiring, the Eagles had built 
a 16-point first half cushion. 

The Eagles weren't doing this 
to the normal Clarion Classic 
opponent, this was the number 
two team in the nation, the 
defending national champions. 

Through the perfect execution 
of a full-court press, NDSU 
would fight to tie the game at 46 
early in the second half. 

Coakley would have none of 
that. After driving the lane for a 
hoop, Coakley drained two deep 
threes, the latter from Fargo, and 
the rout was on. 

The Eagles never trailed, and 
the 90-79 final was not even 
indicative of the onslaught. 

In all, Coakley was seven of 
11, and the Eagles were 15 of 31 
from three-point land. Coakley 
led the team with 32, followed 
by Coon's 22. Jones had 14 
points and 13 boards while 
Gaffney had 10 and 16. 

"We used our inside game in 
the win against UPJ, but because 
of North Dakota State's strong 
inside game, we knew we'd have 
to be successful with our 
perimeter game," said Parsons. 
"It was a total team effort." 

Clarion now sits at 8-0 for the 
season and embarks on a tough 
two game road trip in Gannon 
and Mercyhurst. 



All-Tourney Team 

Shannon Coakley- Clar 

25.5 ppg, 5.0 rpg 

Mona Gaffney- Clar 

22 ppg, 20.5 rpg 

Carlita Jones-CJar 

14 ppg, 12.5 rpg 

Denise Gallo- UPJ 
28 ppg, 8 rpg 

Oarci Steere- NDSU 

22 ppg, 9.5 npg 

Kim Cummings-Bentley 

23 ppg. 6 rpg 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Page 25 



Morton named "Plaverofthe Week'' 



Eagles crush UPJ, improve to 5-2 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



Clarion University's Mens' 
Basketball team won its second 
tournament of the year as the 
Eagles beat Cheyney University 
and Widener University at the 
Widener Winter Classic in 
Chester, PA. Steve Branch was 
named tournament MVP, and 
Kwame Morton, who currently 
leads the PSAC in scoring with 
29.7 points per game, was named 
PSAC-West player of the week 
due to his outstanding 
performance. 



In game one against Cheyney, 
Clarion got out of the blocks 
faster than Carl Lewis. Brian 
Paige and Oronn brown both hit 
treys within the first two minutes 
of the game. After Brown 
grabbed a rebound and went 
coast o coast to extend Clarion's 
lead to 12, Cheyney took a 
timeout. Shortly thereafter, 
Morton nailed a long three and 
only four minutes into the game, 
the lead was 17-0. 

Morton and Brown continued 
their barage much through the 
first half. These two accounted 
for Clarion's final 13 points of 



the half. Morton took a pass 
from Paige and rolled one 
through the rim for three. Brown 
then hit two free throws, stole a 
ball and layed it in, and drilled a 
three pointer from the left side. 
To finish off the half, Morton 
sunk his sixth three pointer. 

In the second half Cheyney 
was focused on shutting this 
dangerous combination down, 
but Clarion began the half with 
another three pointer by Morton, 
and Brown had another steal and 
lay in. Clarion's lead never 
dwindled to single digits, and at 
times, thy were up by as many as 



New men 's assistant named 



Clarion baits Wurm 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



Michael Wunn, 31, was named 
assistant Men's Basketball 
Coach at Clarion University on 
December 6. Wurm comes to 
Clarion from the University of 
Nevada at Reno where he was an 
assistant coach fen* six seasons. 

Wurm is a native of St. Louis, 
Missouri. He attended 
Hazelwood West High School 
where he was a three-year starter 
and a three-time All-Conference 
choice. He led the team to 
consecutive Suburban North 
Conference titles his junior and 
senior seasons. His senior year 
he averaged 19.1 ppg, and led 
the state class AAAA in 
rebounding with 16.5 a game. 
He made All-State honorable 
mention and was recruited to go 
to Washington State University. 

Wurm lettered all four years at 
WSU. In his junior year, his 



team made it to the round of 32 
in the NCAA tournament. His 
senior season, Wurm was voted 
the "Best Sixth Man" in the 
PAC-10. He also received 
WSU's Bill Rusch Memorial 




Award. 

"To get the caliber of person 
and coach that Mike is, was a 
coup for Clarion University and 
our basketball program," said 
coach Ron Righter. "Mike 
possesses all the ingredients we 
we're seeking in an assistant 
coach. He's proven himself as a 
quality assistant coach at the 
Division I level. He is an 
excellent teacher of the game, 
has a good rapport with the 
players, and is an experienced 
recruiter and camp director. 
Mike has always impressed me 
with his hard work, loyalty, and 
dedication, both as a player and 
as a coach. We're glad to have 
him here in our family." 



29. Morton finished the game 
with eight three pointers, one 
short of the school record held 
by David Cruise. Steve Branch 
dropped in 11 points to go along 
with 1 1 boards. . Brown finished 
with 20 points, three assists, and 
four steals. 

In the championship game, 
Clarion was going against 
homestanding Widener. Clarion 
again got out to a hot start, 
leading 12-2 before Widener 
called its first time out to get 
things under control. Widener 
must have done something right 
during the time out because Jeff 
Macalis hit a three pointer after 
resuming play. Clarion 
answered right back, however, as 
Paige nailed one from 
downtown. The Eagles went on 
a mini-spurt after that, which 
was punctuated by a fast break 
dunk by Ian Whyte off a feed 
from Brown. 

Widener was obviously 
focusing on shutting down 
Clarion's big guns, so Clarion 
distributed the ball very well to 
some of thier other offensive 
weapons. Whyte had the first 
four points of the second half for 
Clarion, and Paige was given the 
green light to shoot the ball. The 
guards also pounded the ball in 
to Branch underneath. Widener 
made a run at Clarion mid-way 
through the half and lowered the 
Eagle's lead to two. But Clarion 
answered right back with a 
Morton three pointer and two 
free throws by Brown. The next 
time Widener closed the gap, the 
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leader, Morton, to drain another 
trey. Clarion slowly pulled away 
and finished the game with a 
comfortable 15 point lead, 80- 
65. 

For the game. Branch had 15 
points and 11 rebounds. Whyte 
had 14 points, 10 rebounds and 
one block, and Paige dropped m 
17 points. 

Widener did a better job than 
most teams in trying to contain 
Morton (note he still had 22 
points) but when it was crunch 
time, the Eagles looked to their 
leader to pull them through. 
"Kwame is truly our leader on 
the court," said coach Ron 
Righter. "His positive altitude 
and his ability to score big points 
boosts the team to fight harder 
for the win."t 

On Tuesday, December 7, the 
Eagles traveled to the University 
of Pitt-Johnston where they 
drubbed the home team 108-86. 
Morton had 29 points, six 
rebounds, and six assists, Paige 
netted 28 with 10 boards. Brown 
had 21 points and nine assists, 
and Branch had 23 points and 11 
boards. Whyte added 10 
rebounds. 

Earlier in the year Clarion won 
the St Vincent tournament with 
victories over Houghton (86-72) 
and St. Vincent (85-70). The^ 
next home game will be this 
Saturday at home against 
Wheeling Jesuit. 



Note of Thanks: 

I'd like to take this 

oppurtunity to thank 

our Editor-in-Chief 

l\/llcheile Sporer for 

her three-and-a-half 

years of service to 

the Clarion Call. 

You've been a good 

journalist and a 

, strong leader. 

Congratulations 
on your graduation 
and best wishes as 

you begin a new 

dimension of career 

with American 

Publishing | 

Company. 

'Arthur A. Bartow 
Advisor 
Clarion Call 






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CLARION FOOTBALL 1993 




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THE BEST 



THE SPORTS AND PHO- 
TOGRAPHY SECTIONS OF 

THE CLARION CALL 
WOULD LIKE TO THANK 

THE PLAYERi AND 

COACHES FOR ANOTHER 

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Stoner. Kruse lead squad 

Swim teams delve into season, remain unbeaten 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sportswriter 



Last Saturday, Clarion 
University's Men's and Women's 
Swimming teams went to the 
West Chester Swimming 
Invitational and fared very well. 
It was an especially good day for 
Dan Stoner. 

Stoner swam a 45.2, breaking 
Dave Holmes' 1983 record of 
45.36, and qualified for the 
NCAA Division II meet. Stoner, 
a junior, anchored the 400 free 
relay with a 45 flat and brought 
his team of John Williams, 
Kevin Sciullo and Scott 
Rosenbaum to victory in 



3:09.85. Stoner also swam 
national qualifying times in the 
100 fly (50.47), the 200 free 
(1:41.33), and the 200 IM 
(1:55.24), winning the fly and 
the free. His 20.76 to lead off 
the 200 relay was good enough 
to qualify for nationals and he 
anchored the 400 medley relay 
with teammates Williams, 
Rosenbaum, and Rick Bull. 
Clarion coach Bill Miller said, 
"Dan Stoner had the meet of his 
life." 

Clarion finished the meet with 
132 points, which was good 
enough for second behind 
Shippensburg and their 254 
points. 



The Clarion women brought 
home a first place with 160 
points. West Chester finished 
second with 129 points. 
Stephanie Kissell qualified for 
nationals in the 200 IM with a 
first place time of 2:10.65. She 
swam a 53.32 as the anchor of 
the 400 relay team. Her and 
teammates Mara Strelecki, 
Kathy Randazzo and Colleen 
Davidson won with a 3:39.17. 
she was also on the 200 free 
relay team wwhich won in 
1:38.03 and qualified for 
nationals. Tedra Kruse won the 
500 free (5:07.78) and the 400 
IM (4:37.79) in national 
qualifying teams, and the 1650 



free. 

Lauri Rauca (58.78 in the 100 
fly) and Justine Gibbons 
(2:07.72 in the 200 backstroke) 
WOT with qualifying times as did 
Regan Rickert, Lisa Kaylor, 
Ratica, and Dawn Jones in the 
200 medley relay. 



Rickert also qualified for 
nationals in the 100 backstroke 
and the 200 backstroke. Jones 
won the 200 free. Other firsts 
for the men were Mark Kiester, 
and Bull. 

The next meets for the Eagles 
will be early next semester. 



Sports Commentary 



Merry 
Christmas 



Cancel your plans, here comes the Carquest Bowl 



by Jody Males 
Sportswriter 



With school coming to a halt 
for another semester, my 
thoughts quickly turn to mid- 
semester break and the holidays. 
Time with the family and 
friends, plus an over abundance 
of holiday cooking, make for 
plenty of good times ahead. But 
what caps off Christmas break 
the most, is plenty of pigskin. 
Hey! you should have guessed; 
look who's writing this article. 

Ah yes, from now until New 
Year's, my body wil absorb an 
inaedible opulence of football in 
an extremely short time period. 
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be closing its books on another 
season with it's bowl schedule. 
Every network is carrying some 
type of pigskin action at some 
time or another, so my guide to 
the holidays isn't the JCPenney 
Wishbook, but rather TV Guide. 
The action heats up this 
Saturday when the NFL starts its 
holiday weekend telecasts with 
Washington hosting the Jets and 
Atlanta tackling division foe San 
Francisco. Don't forget those 
college football games on ESPN 
and CBS. Division I-AA, II and 
III National Championships are 
all held this Saturday. Small 
college football is great! In fact, 
tune in to ESPN for the Division 
II National Championship and 
see Clarion's arch rival Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania battle 
for all the marbles. Personally, I 
think having lUP there is the 
next best thing to having our 
own Golden Eagles there. Hey, 
we PSAC-West schools have to 
stick together! So, for just this 
weekend — go lUP! 



This weekend, it's going to be 
hard studying with so much 
football on TV. Ah, so what, 
they're just FINALS, right? 

Division I-A football doesn't 
get kicking until next weekend 
when the bowl season officially 
begins with the second annual 
Las Vegas Bowl so there will be 
no studying conflict there. 
With the addition of two bye 
weeks in the NFL this year, the 
regular season lasts into 1994, 
with season finales the day after 
New Year's. I think it's great! 
The one-week cushion allows 
avid fans like myself a rest 
between the college bowls and 
the start of the NFL playoffs 
(just enough to catch our breath 
and head for Super Bowl 28!). 

I truly live for this time of 
year. So much football action, 
so little time to take it all in. But, 
as I sit back and think about 
winter break and all the football 
action, I have to feel saddened to 
some extent. No, not because my 
Steelers aren't playing very well 
(although that does upset me). 



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happy break! 

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and not because West Virginia 
didn't get a title shot, but 
because in the near future, the 
sport I adore and follow so 
closely — will be leaving, again. 
After New Year's Day, college 
football is just a memory until 
the kickoff classic in August. So 
long. Come back when you can 
stay longer. Once the playoffs 
begin, the NFL schedule will be 
cut down to just 12 teams. 
Games will be fewer, with just a 
couple per weekend. Oh yes, the 
hype and excitement is still 
there, but it is short lived and 
lasts only as long as your 
favorite team does. The hype 
and majesty of the NFL season , 
a season of over 200 games boils 
down to just one, quite often, in 
the form of a lop-sided event we 
call the Super Bowl. And then 
it's over. We are left to face the 
cold winter alone. 

Oh there's college and pro- 
basketball and the NHL is hotter 
than ever, but these sports aren't 
football — at least not to me. 
Football is America's passion. 
Almost everyone wants to put on 
a hehnet and hit somebody like a 
train and in turn not get in 
trouble for doing so, but rather 
get paid for it. Oh, I'm sure there 



are hundreds, maybe even 
thousands of sports fans out 
there that are infuriated at my 
thoughts. College basketball is 
an exciting sport and so is 
hockey; both deserve all the 
attention they get and then some. 
But any true sports fan must feel 
a little disheartened as they wave 
goodbye to the NFL. Sports 
Illustrated claimed recently that 
the NFL is in trouble. They listed 
10 reasons why the NFL isn't the 
game it used to be. Then explain 
to me why NFL viewership and 
attendance are climbing at a 
steady pace? Americans still 
love their NFL, regardless of 
what the big-wigs say. 

Anyhow, Christmas 1993 is 
upon us, and with it, a heavy 
filling of football. Almost 
everyone has the TV on over the 
holidays, whether they're 
watching it diligently or just 
have it as background noise. I 
hope you turn some football on 
over the holidays because it 
won't be on much longer. 

Football, football, everywhere. 
I love it, but then again, I hate it! 
Space the games out more, say, 
from January to July? Too much 
to ask? Well, guess what my 
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FACULTY AND STAFF: 

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children in Clarion and Venango 
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Personals 



Congratulations to our open bids 
Lisa Kubic and Shelley Cashier. 
Love, the sisters of Zeta Tau Alpha. 



For the past four and 1/2 years, this 
student has graced Clarion with his 
presence. When you think of this 
student's characteristics like wit, 
dashing good looks, D.L.charm, and 
biceps come to mind. It is only fair 
that we as a campus take a moment 
to tip our hats in honor of this 
student. Glenn D. Thomas you are 
that student. Good luck in Ufe after 
Clarion. Love, Sanamy and his house 
of orphans. 



Happy birthday to the girls of 
December: Sara R., Tracey S., Holy 
S., Aimee S., Natalie., and Angela 
W. And to Angela G. in January! 
Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Ron, My MR.CUP man. 
Congratulations! I knew you could 
do it. You're gonna be fine after 
graduation. You know you 11 always 
have me. I heart you very much! 
\joyt, Dana. 



Thanks to everyone who was there 
with me on my 21st birthday, love 
you guys, Dana. 



To my many and varied staff: 
Thank you to all who showed up 
when they said they would-if you 
didn't, BFFE ME. Special thanks to 
my only two loyal staffers, Patty 
Walkowsky and Paul Levy.-HAD. 



Dear Tim and Sharon, 
congratulations on your recent 
engagement. Good luck always. 
Love, Joel Santoro. 



Dear Mr. CUP: The dance team 
would like to thank Ron 
Stedanovich, Mr CUP, for allowing 
us to sponser him. Congratulations 
Ron, we are so proud of you! Love- 
-the Dance Team. 



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years of living with you. It meeuis 
so much that we've gotten so close, 
I'll miss you terribly. Please don't 
ever forget all of our memories. 
Good luck and always keep in 
touch. I love you— Shannon. 



Congratulations Kristi and the rest 
of the Delta Zeta fall '93 pledge 
class! You made it! We love you, 
the sisters of 47 Wilson. 



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Shelia: You did a great job on the 
Christmas Party. We had a 
wonderful time. Love, your sisters 
ofAlT 

Congratulations Josh: You did good 
in Mr.CUP. Could you now explain 
the meaning of life in 7 words or 
less? Your KDR Brothers. 



Congratulations Guy Smiley. Pvt. 
Pyle, Chim-Chim, Spider, Stanley 
Cup, Corky, Grand Pa, and the 
Masochist. Your KAP Brothers. 



Congratulations to the graduating 
seniors of Delta Phi Epsilon: Julie 
Agresti, Joley Bundy, Tricia 
Gerstel. Stacy lezzi, Susie 
Provenzano, Allison Rafferty, 
Natalie Sommer, Stacy Swidzinski 
and Carmen Ussack. You will 
always be loved and never 
forgotten. 



Congratulations Sara Raught on 
becoming Sigma Tau Gamma's 
White Rose! We love you! Love, 
your D-Phi-E sisters. 



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Classifieds 



Kelly and Sara, thanks so much for 
all your hard work on the formal. 
You both have done much more than 
enough! Love, yor D-Fhi-E sisters. 



The sisters of Delta Phi Epsilon wish 
everyone luck on their finals — and 
have a great break! 



Congratulations to the newest 
members of Delta Phi Epsilon: Julie 
Harman, Vanessa Hartman, Cristine 
Holt, Rebecca Kelly, Kerry Lenoard, 
Kristie Marmo, Cathy Rubino and 
Aimee Shreve. We Love You! Love, 
your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Congratulations to Ron Berry, Rich 
Boyer and Josh Guerke on 
graduation. I wish you all the best of 
luck. Love, Amy. 



To the brothers of Sigma Chi -- 
Good luck on your finals and I hofw 
you all have a great holiday break! 
Love, your sweetheart. 



Congratulations to the soon to be 
brothers of Sigma Chi. Way to go 
Fall '93! Love, Amy. 



Dear Joshua -- Clarion will not be 
the same without my sunshine. I am 
really gonna miss you. Love always, 
Amy. 



Dan -- You'll always be Mr. CUP to 
us. We love you! Phi Sigma Sigma. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
congratulate all of our graduating 
seniors. We're so proud of you! 



Stephanie Wilshire 

Congratulations on your graduation. 
We are so proud of you! Have a 
wonderful holiday. Love, the sisters 
of Phi Sigma Sigma. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
congratulate our Fall 1993 Pledge 
Class: Angela Balisere, Kelly 
Beatty. Holly Bcidl, Melanie Berg. 
Wendy Buckley, Susan Chlumsky, 
Paula Eakin, Katherine Herring, 
Susan Hoffman. Melannie 
Hutzelman. Susan Knepshield, 
Karen Krzyzanowski. LisaMarvin. 
Judy Moore, Angle Link, Michele 
Scott and Amy Smith. We love you! 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to wish 
everyone a happy and safe holiday. 



Congratulations to Theta Phi Alpha's 
newest sisters: Carrie Wissinger, 
Megan Casey. Robin Cepikoff. 
Renee Baum. Lynn Yamber. Joy 
Mahinske. Tarry BurHngame, Karen 
Burns. Stacy Patterson, Melissa 
Fletcher. Angel Spencer and Krista 
Sweetland We're proud of you girls! 



Gina, Happy 21st birthday. Hope it 
was a blast! Love, your Delta Zeta 
sisters. 



Congratulations to the Theta Phi 
Alpha's spring '94 Executive Board: 
President - Ami Miller. V.P. - Amy 
Stamm. Rec. Sec. - Mellony Marsh, 
Treasurer - Jenn Wilson, Rush - 
Janine Kucinski, Pledge Educator - 
Dana Richards. 



Theta Phi Alpha wishes everyone 
good luck on finals and have a fun 
but safe holiday season. 



Happy birthday to our December 
Theta Phi's: Amy Stamm. Tina 
Hicks. Becky Bruce and Ami Miller. 



Phi Delta Theta, Sorry this is late, 
but thanks for the mixer. We had a 
great time, llieta Phi Alpha. 



Kelly and Erin - You guys are the 
best - We're gonna miss you next 
semester! Love, your Wood St. 
roomies (Karrie and Amy). 



Kathy, I was beseeched to keep a 
watch over you, from a mortal 
whose emotions heaved of a never 
fading love. Fool, he should know 
that only what I can give is eternal. 
Whatever the case. Be good. Lestat 
de Lioncourt. 



To our new student senate 
representatives: Amy, Carie and 
Missy. Congratulations, we know 
you'll do a great job. Love, your 
sisters of AZT. 



Michelle. Heather and Roxann, Just 
wanted to let you guys know that 
you'll be missed while you're at 
home. Good Luck. Love, your 
sisters of AZT 



To our graduating sisters. Merrilyn 
and Julie: We will miss you both 
dearly and wish you the best. We 
love you. your sisters of AXT 



Congratulations Fall '93 of AXT! 
You guys worked really hard and 
now you're done. We're so proud to 
have you as our new sisters. We love 
you. Your sisters of AXT 



To the brothers of Sigma Tau 
Gamma, Thanks for a fun mixer We 
had a wonderful time. Hope to see 
you guys again soon! Love, the 
sisters of AXT 



Congratulations. Tim. on your 
engagement to Sharon. We're very 
happy for both of you. Love, the 
sisters of AXT 



To our new Tau Tiger. Ryan Bruner, 
Congratulations! Wear our letters 
proud! You're the best. We love you. 
The sisters of AZT. 



lb D-Phi-E. It was great to see you 
ladies again. All of us had a great 
time. Can't wait to write literature 
with you again! lx>\e, KDR. 



Phi Sigma Sigma. Congratulations 
to newly initiated sisters! Good luck 
to all of you on finals week. Have a 
safe, wonderful break! Love, your 
sweetheart, Dan. 



The Zetas would like to wish 
everyone good luck with finals and a 
great Christmas break! 



To Grease Lightning, Thanks for the 
17 hours of fun on Saturday -- 
K.L.E 



Have a great birthday over break 
Angle and Cindy! Love, your ZTA 
sisters. 



Happy 21st birthday, Lori Nelson. 
Love ya lots. mom. dad. Amy and 
John. 



Congratulations, Nikki! You did it! I 
love you. your big. 



The Zetas would like to thank their 
1993 exec, board for their great job 
and a great year! Pres. - Chris Allio, 
VRI - Kimmy Walch, V.P.n - Jayna 
Hopkins, Treas. - Christine Everhart, 
Sec. - Terri Rizzo, Hist. - Analisa 
Ramirez, Membership - Amy Kroell, 
Ritual - Darla Yannacci, Pan hel. - 
Tracy Bertges. 



THE STUDENT ALUMNI 
AMBASSADORS WOULD LIKE 
TO THANK ALL THE STUDENTS 
WHO PARTICIPATED IN 
HOLIDAY SPIRIT AND 
DONATED THEIR MEALS TO 
THE NEEDY 



Congratulations Sarah on being our 
new White Rose. Wear the letters 
well. Love, the brothers of Sigma 
Tau Gamma. 



Congratulations to the new brothers 
of Phi Sigma Kappa: Phil Plant, 
Mike Rush, Rick Straub, Brian 
Manning, Brian Masterpietro, Nate 
Flanigan, Jason Lepeona and Tom 
Geyer from all your Phi Sig 
brothers. 



Sigma Tau Gamma would like to 
congratulate our new brothers:Keith, 
Enuff-said, Mike, Mutley, Chester. 



Happy Birthday, Michele! Love, 
your Delta Zeta sisters. 



To the sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma, 
The mixer was great, the Grease 
theme was prime. We'll mix with 
you girls anytime. The brothers of 
Phi Sigma Kappa. 



The Zetas would like to congratulate 
their 1994 exec, board: Pres. - 
Christine Everhart, V.P.I - Darla 
Yannacci, V.P.II - Kim Sherry, 
Treas. - Sonya Hanzes, Sec. - Andrea 
Toto, Hist. - Katy Rhoads, 
Membership - Colleen Hiteshew, 
Ritual - Lori Denne, Pan hel. - Nicki 
Manniccia. 



The ZetSs would like to congratulate 
our new sisters on their initiation: 
Manda D'Amore, Kerry Chunchick, 
Cherice, Cipriani, Patti Consolo, 
Kim Kresicki, Tonya Kulp, Kelley 
Lobaugh, Lori Malazich, Amy 
Muzzey, Katy Rhoads. Great job, 
guys. We love you! 



Happy Birthday, Libby! We love 
you, your ZTA sisters. 



Sonya - Have a great 21st Birthday! 
We love you, your ZTA sisters ! 



Happy Birthday, Zappa! We love 
you, your ZTA sisters. 



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miss you! Best Wishes! Love, your 
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Thanks to Ron Righter, Al 
Modrejewski, "Gie" Parsons, and 
Dave Bryan for always finding time 
for the Call. Ben Vessa. 



Sit and A. J., Thanks for always 
having the stuff ready so the big man 
wouldn't taunt me. Ben Vessa 



Carp and Sit, I don't know how you 
guys put up with me for four years, 
but I'm glad you did. A guy couldn't 
ask for better friends. I love you 
guys. Vess 



Jody, I didn't think I'd find as big a 
sports freak as myself, but you take 
the cake. Speaking of cake, Clint, 
stay away from that pudding! 
Thanks for a great semester, guys, 
and keep up the good work. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, December 9, 1993 



Sports Opinion: The Godfather unveilpd 

Lett it snow, Lett it snow, Lett it snow 



by Brian CaratelU 
Sportswriter 



Ahhh, Thanksgiving. A time 
for giving thanks. A time for 
being with family. A time for 
eating turkey. 

If you think back upon 
memories of Thanksgivings past, 
perhaps you recall Uncle Bob 
tumbling down the stairs, Aunt 
Jenny drying out the turkey or 
just simply eating until your shirt 
buttons popped off. But, my 
fondest memories of tuilcey day 
have come from watching 
television. No, not from 
watching "It's a Wonderful Life" 
all 339 times it airs during the 
holiday season, but from 
watching football. 

The National Football 
League's annual Thanksgiving 
Day doubleheaders have 
provided some amazing 
moments throughout the years. I 
remember when Chicago Bears' 
kick returner Dave Williams 
returned the opening kickoff of 
overtime 95 yards to beat the 
Detroit Lions in the fastest 
overtime ever played. I 
remember the infamous 12 men 
on the field game, as Detroit 
kicker Eddie Murray booted the 
game-winning field goal against 
Dallas with the help of an extra 
blocker. And I will never fwget 
when New York Giants' punt 
returner Leon Bright, after 
signaling for a fair catch at 
midfield and calmly waiting for 
the punt to descend into his 



relaxed arms, got "mashed" by a 
charging Detroit Lion defender. 
It took longer for Bright to be 
attended to and carried off the 
field than it took Aunt Jenny to 
actually bake the turkey. 

Those were just a few of the 
plays that have stuck in my mind 
over the years, but a play that 
occurred this past Thanksgiving 
is definitely, without question the 
one that takes the... cranberry 
sauce? That play was turned in 
by Dallas Cowboy defensive 
lineman Leon Lett. No, he 
didn't begin celebrating his 
fumble return at the one yard 
line, allowing Don Beebe to 
knock the ball out of his hand 
and through the end zone for a 
touchback. He did that last year. 
No, this year's blunder was far 
worse, for it cost the Cowboys 
the game and knocked them out 
of first place in the NFC's 
Eastern Division. 

Dallas led the Miami Dolphins 
14-13 with just 13 seconds to 
play in the game. Miami kicker 
Pete Stoyanovich attempted a 40 
yard field goal in the sleet and 
snow covered field of Texas 
Stadium. The kick was blocked, 
preserving the victory for Dallas, 
for all the Cowboys had to do 
was stay away from the ball and 
savor their hard-fought one-point 
victory. The soggy and 
pneumonia-stricken fans would 
go home happy, realizing that 
their bed-ridden week to follow 
was worth every phlegm-filled 
cough. Their beloved Cowboys 



had won. 

The ball rested quietly at the 
eight yard line. The Dolphins' 
offense helplessly and solenmly 
stared at the ball realizing they 
had lost, for the only way they 
could pick up the ball, since it 
had gone past the line of 
scrimmage, was if a Dallas 
player touched it first. The 
chances of that happening were 
slim and none. Enter slim, in the 
fomi of Leon Lett. 

For a reason unbeknownst to 
all, Lett did his best Sid Bream 
imitation, sliding ahead of Barry 
Bonds throw and into the serene 
ball, kicking it down to the one 
yard line where Miami recovered 
it 

Three seconds remained. 
Stoyanovich effervescently 
skipped back onto the field, 
needing only to nail an 18-yard 
chip shot for the win. After a 
stint of uncontrollable laughter, 
the Dolphins' kicker composed 
himself long enough to split the 
uprights, and Miami won, 16- 14. 

After Lett turned them down, 

the Dolphins hoisted 
Stoyanovich upon their 
shoulders and carried him off the 
field. Understandably, Lett was 
not available for comment after 
the game. 

So now, while the faithful who 
braved the frigid temperatures in 
Dallas have a legitimate "bone" 
to pick, I give thanks to Leon 
Lett, for making this a 
Thanksgiving memory I will 
never forget. 



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Volume 74, Issuq^ \\ The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



February 3, 1994 



This 
Issue 



News 



Intercampus moves 

S(Hne students are concerned 
over little stuctent input . pg. 5 1 



Lifestyles 

Battle of the bands 

See who won this annual! 
musical melee pg. 11 



irts 

Record breaker 

Kwame Mcffton breaks recordl 
for career points pg. 19 1 

Qarion's 

Weather OnSnR^l 

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SnoM^|j^27 

O^iceof 
flumes^iUgb 23 ^ 
Cold, snow, 
high 24 
Clearing, high 
26 

Partly cloudy, 
high 27 
Snow or sleet, 
high 30 
Sunny, high 35 



Index 

Commentary |^. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. 12 

Lifestyle pg- 13 

Entertainment pg. 20 

Sports pg. 22 I 

Classifieds pg. 27 



Once again, frigid winter weather 
forces many class cancellations 



by Alan Vaughn 
Editor 



Clarion Students returning 
from semester break were 
greeted with what seems to be 
becoming a habit when returning 
from time off from classes — 
more time off from classes. 

For the second time in three 
semesters, class days were lost 
due to foul weather when the 
university cancelled classes on 
Jan. 18, 19 and 20. 

The classes were completely 
closed on Jan. 18 and 20. 8 a.m. 
classes were held on Jan. 19, but 
not other ones, because the 
power company that supphes the 
university called to inform the 
university that the power supply 
was low too late too cancel the 
first classes. Spring Semester, 
ti^ university missed two days 
following winter break, after 
large amounts of snow blanketed 
the east coast as far south as 
North Carolina. Students 
returning from break had to And 



shelter in truck stops and high 
schools. 

This year, large snows and 
temperatures falling below 
negative 20 degrees forced 
Governor Casey to issue a state 
of emergency and order state 
agencies to shut down during the 
worst of the weather. 

Maintenance, grounds, 
custodial and other university 
workers put in a total of 492 
overtime hours in order to 
prepare for- and clean up after- 
the severe weather. 

Director of Facilities 
Management Clare Heidler said 
the crews, "did an outstanding 
job of keeping the university 
open." 

-Everyone- from Public Safety 
to electricians, plumbers and 
carpenters a nO ^ taipc frtCTS put in 
a little extra to help in the 
emergency. 

No major problems were 
reported during the bad weather, 
mainly because the grounds were 




Clarion Call photo 
A winter storm blasted most of the northeast two weeks 
ago, bringing below Zf ro temperatures and cancellations. 

in good shape to handle the work was budgeted and will 



storm, said Heidler. 

The total cost for overtime for 
work during the storm is 
estimated at around $8,000 said 
Heidler, 

The money to pay for this extra 



Eagles get 13th PSAC team title 



come out of the general 
operating budget, according to 
Wayne Key, interim vice 
president for finance and 

Continued on pg. JO 



Clarion dominates tourney 




by Jeff Levkulich 
Sports Writer 



Sports Information photo 
The Clarion University wrestling team recently captured 
their 13th PSAc team title. The Eagles are ranked eighth. 



Celebrati 



The Clarion University 
wrestlers traveled to East 
Stroudsburg last week to seek a 
13th PSAC team title, and it 
appeared as if they were the only 
team prepared for the 
tournament. 

Clarion placed eight wrestlers 
in the finals to tie a tournament 
record and scored 174 points, 
also a record, as Clarion won 
their third championship in the 
last four years. 

Competing in the tourney for 
Clarion were Sheldon 
Thomas(14-5) at 118, Bob 
Crawford(15-3) at 126, Tom 
Tomeo(14-5) at 134, Jody 



Clark(9-8) at 142, Moss 
Grays(16-6) at 150, Damon 
Brown(8-4) at 158, J.J. 
Stanbro(16-3) at 167, Dan Payne 
(20-4) at 177, Bryan Stout(16-4) 
at 190, and Rob Sintobin(15-5) 
at heavyweight. 

Thomas, Crawford, Stanbro, 
Payne, and Sintobin all won 
titles for Clarion, while Tomeo, 
Grays, and Brown reached the 
finals. The tournament seemed 
like easy pickings for the Golden 
Eagles who won 15 of their first 
16 matches, thus locking up the 
title by the time the semifinals 
were over. The Eagles won 32 
of 38 matches, 11 by fall. 

Sintobin had a terrific day at 

Conitnued on Pg. 23 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Renda 

Business Manager 

Samantha White 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
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Monday 

Opinions expressed in the 
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and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
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Volume 74, l.vsuc 1 .^ 




Stupid 
Bowl 



2004 A.D. Every football fan 
in the country is getting ready 
for the big game, Super Bowl 
XXXVIII, waiting to see if 
Buffalo loses their twelfth 
straight Super Bowl, this time to 
the Baltimore Rams. 

Fox MegaHyperNetworks 
predict that this will be the most 
watched Super Bowl in NFL 
history, partly because it is 
being broadcast via satellite to 
everywhere from Butte to Pago 
Pago, and partly because it is 
being played on the Fourth of 
July. 

Football on the Fourth of 
July? People back in the mid 
1990s thought it was crazy when 
the Super Bowl wasn't until 
damn near February. But the 
Fourth of July? Ludicrous, you 
say. The WLAF is dead. There 
will never be summer football. 
Or will there... 

"Howdy, folks, and welcome 
to Super Bowl XXXVIII. This is 
Joe Montana here in the booth 
with John Madden and the late 
Pal Summerall, and the big show 
is about to start. It's sunny and 
83 degrees here at Municipal 
Stadium in scenic Bar Harbor, 




Ray Henderson 

Maine as the Buffalo Bills and 
aged quarterback Jim "Not 
Again!?!" Kelly give it one more 
shot. But the Bills have a lot to 
contend with. The Baltimore 
Rams, under the leadership of 7- 
year veteran quarterback Chris 
Zak are no small potatoes. 

Despite the fact that the Bills 
have allowed only two points 
scored all season (a freak safety 
in the 106-2 rout at Pittsburgh), 
they are 45-point underdogs to 
the battering Rams. 

Before the kickoff, though, 
let's take a look at some NFL 
history. Some people wonder 
how the season ever got 
stretched out this long. Here's 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 



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GREAT SNOW JOB! 



Once again Mother Nature has 
dealt the community of Clarion 
the harsher end of the Winter 
Spectrum, not just blanketing it, 
but completely burying it under 
more than 75 inches of snow and 
days of sub-zero weather. And 
the end is far from near, with 
more bitter weather forecast for 
the coming weekend. 

Students got off lucky. They 
were left at home or in the 
blacked-out residence halls 
during three scheduled days of 
classes. While not an ideal 
situation, the students coped 
admirably under frigid 
conditions. When meal plans 
were unable to be processed for 
two days during the below zero 
conditions, nary a peep was 
heard from those who had to go 
without. 

The university itself responded 
with a great amount of 
compassion and wisdom. Those 
classes are gone, that's for sure. 
But three days of classes during 
one semester can easily be 
compensated for throughout the 
majority of the semester 
remaining. Professors had ample 
amount of time to adjust class 
calendars, particularly since they 
were to show up for work during 



the days classes were cancelled. 

Yes, the semester will be that 
much shorter, and yes we missed 
some valuable classes. But to 
blame this on the university as 
some students have been 
muttering for the past two weeks 
is misguided and ill-informed. 

Should the university have 
held classes during those arctic 
days, the power supply, already 
strapped could have easily went 
off-line. The university acted 
responsibly, both as an 
educational institution and as an 
arm of the state in cancelling 
classes during the days when the 
power plants were running at 
100 percent. The result of not 
cancelling easily could have 
been, at best, rolnhg blackouts 
and, at worst, a complete 
blackout. Let us also not forget, 
Clarion University is state- 
owned, and as such is subject to 
orders from the governor and 
legislature. 

Commendations, too, should 
be delivered to all the 
maintenance, custodial, grounds 
and other crews who put in 400- 
plus overtime hours preparing 
for and cleaning up after one of 
the worst weeks of weather in 
recent history. 



AND JUSTICE FOR ALL? 



Bobbitt, Menendez, Jackson. 

All names of citizens who have 
taken recent excursions through 
the U.S legal systenr and, with 
their lawyers' help, beat the hell 
out of it. 

And they all got rich. 
Lorena Bobbitt seriously 
wounded her husband. 

The Menendez brothers shot- 
gunned their parents to death, 
then comforted themselves with 
millions of dollars of inheritance 
money. Michael Jackson will pay 
millions to an accuser to avoid a 
trial. 

Lorena Bobbitt said she was 
insane at the time she cut her 
husband. She said she had been 
raped that night, and the jury, 
disregarding the fact John 
Bobbitt was found not guilty of 
that charge, found Lorena not 
guilty of maliciously wounding 
her husband. Watch for the 
movie and book soon. 

Lyle and Eric Menendez claim 
they suffered years of abuse at 



the hands of their father before 
killing him. They haven't 
explained why they killed their 
mother. Even though they 
admitted to the killings, two 
juries were could not return a 
verdict. The TV movie already 
aired. 

Michael Jack.son, convicted of 
nothing, bought the silence of his 
young accuser. If Jackson was 
innocent, as American justice 
says he was, he should have 
spent those millions not on 
silence, but on the attempt to 
prove his accuser wrong. If the 
charges were true, his accu.ser 
should have held out for justice. 

The Bobbitts and the 
Menendez brothers will reap 
great financial rewards from 
their actions. Jackson will 
continue to make records and 
quickly make up the hush- 
money. 

Vigilante justice will be 
puni.shed? Crime doesn't pay? 
Innocent until proven guilty? 






Reader Responses 



Pen Pal 



Dear Reader 

Hi! My name is John Buch, 
I'm a fifth grade student from 
Clayton Elementary School in 
Englewood, Colorado. 

Our class is studying 
geography and history of the 
United States. 

We would appreciate it if you 
would send us a postcard from 
your state so we can learn more 
about our country. 
Thank you for your help. 

Sincerely yours, 
John Buch 

Clayton Elementary School 
4600 South Fox Street 
Englewood, CO 80110 

Transcript 
troubles 

Dear hditor. 

Greetings. I am writing as a 
May 1993 graduate from the 
Communication Department. 
Although still searching for the 
right position, I am finding that 
the rocky road of graduating 
does not end the frustration 
process with archaic procedures 
that I found commonplace my 
seniOT year of study. 

When responding to job 
postings, federal employment 
bulletins or whatever, often 
official transcripts are asked for 
to be included with the initial 
completed application and your 
resume. If you do not submit 
these important documents, your 
application may be pulled out of 
processing for failure to follow 



directions. If I want a job, I will 
at least follow the directions to 
the best of my abilities. Why else 
would you go through the 
trouble? 

Well, I don't believe that spirit 
of cooperation lies with the 
issuing department of such 
records here at Clarion 
University. When I requested my 
transcripts recently for such a job 
application process, I explained 
in writing my needs and 
circumstances of submission, 
explicitly stating they had to be 
official transcripts, not unofficial 
copies. 

I ordered two copies at a cost 
of six dollars, paid by check. In 
return, I received two copies that 
were stamped "THIS 
TRANSCRIPT NEED NOT BE 
ACCEPTED UNLESS MAILED 
DIRECTLY FROM C.U.P." 
These copies were not even 
placed in sealed envelopes. So 
what do you think these copies 
are worth? Surely not six dollars. 
That is a meal for me. Nor do I 
anticipate getting work I can't 
apply for correctly. 

In contrast, I sent for my one- 
semester transcripts from earlier 
in my college career from 
Edinboro University, another in 
the State System of Higher 
Education. The first transcript is 
three dollars, additional ones one 
dollar each. Oh, they send them 
to you sealed in Edinboro 
stationary, with the Registrar seal 
over the closed flap. Sealed and 
Official! What a concept. 

If I sound disgruntled, I am 
not. Merely unemployed. I just 
want to know how I can meet 
employment application 
requirements and still be stymied 
by this inconsistency where the 



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is reluctant to foresee this 
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Dear Editor 

I sincerely ^preciate the Dec. 
9th Clarion Call publication of 
my letter relative to Dr. 
Emissee's effective response to 
Ms. McCoy. 

A significant but little 
recognized point, however, was 
deleted, almost certainly due to a 
lack of space. It read: 

Realistically we can be 
thankful for gays and lesbians. 
They, along with children and 
the infertile, contribute almost 
nothing to humankind's most 
fundamental and serious 
problem — MASSIVE OVER- 
POPULATION — which 
threatens everything we know 
and magnifies all economic, 
social and psychological 
difficulties both here and 
worldwide. 

Sincerely, 

Kenneth F. Emerick 
Retired CUP Librarian 
Shippenville, Pa. 



Political 
contributions 

Dear Editor: 

It was truly interesting to read 
that state Representative David 
R. Wright believes that the over 
$5,000 he has received from 
telecommunications Political 
Action Conmiittees"(PACS) over 
the past several years is just a 
"minuscule amount." 

First of all, $5,000 over any 
number of years is a lot of 
money. It could buy a lot of 
campaign posters and direct 
mailings to get David Wright re- 
elected. Make no mistake about 
it, $5,000 is a substantial 
contribution to any re-election 
effort. 

Secondly, David Wright is the 
chairman of the House 
Consumer Affairs Committee. 
He has no other standing House 
committee assignments. His 
committee is in charge of 
legislation that directly impacts 
telephone company profits. 

He has the power to control the 
flow of legislation that could 
hurt or help telephone 
companies. Knowing this, does 
$5,000 in campaign 
contributions from telephone 
company lobbying groups seem 



so minuscule" now? 

Why does David Wright want 
to divert attention from this 
$5,000 in PAC funds? is he 
worried that the cleansing light 
of public attention will end the 
flow of money and close down 
the political gravy train he's been 
riding since he was first elected 
to the House in the 1970's? 

Or does he somehow want to 
hide the source of his campaign 
backers, so the voters will 
remain in the dark like 
mushrooms? I wonder about this, 
and so should you. Don't let 
David Wright keep us in the dark 
on this one. 



Robert W. Barrickman, 

D.M.D. 

Clarion PA 

Editor *s note: Dr. Barrickman *s 
letter was dated Dec. 14, 1993 
and was received by the Clarion 
Call too late for publication last 
semester. Barrickman has since 
indicated he intends to seek the 
Republican nomination for the 
election to the seat currently 
held by Wright, representing 
Pennsylvania's 63rd legislative 
district. 



CATHOLIC 

CAMPUS MINISTRY 
SUNDAY STUDENT MASS 

EVERY SUNDAY DURING THE SEMESTER EXCEPT 
FEBRUARY 27, MARCH 6 AND APRIL 3 

5:30p.m. 
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION CHURCH 

THIS WEEK (2«) 

FCXJRTH SUNDAY OF THE YEAR 

GOSPEL: MARK 129-39 



WHY BE CATHOLIC? 

A study group for people who would like to 

know and know nnore. 

Sign-up outside the United Campus Ministry 

office- 267 Gemmell 

SACRAMENT OF CONFIRMATION 

A Class will be forming soon for students 

who would like to be confirmed, 
call Fr. Monty (226-6869) for more details. 

BLESSINGS OF ENGAGED COUPLES 

C^ebrate St. Valentine's Day and your engagement wlh 

this special tAeasing that wll be offered at the 5:30 

Sunday Student Mass on February 13! Cal Carolyn ei 

226-6869 1 you plan to attend.. 



ASH WEDNESDAY SERVICES: 

CAMPUS INTERFAITH SERVICE 
4:40 P.M.- February 16 

HART CHAPEL 

BLESSED ASHES WILL BE DISTRIBUTED 

AT THIS SERVICE SPONSORED BY 

UNITED CAMPUS MINISTRY 

MASSES AT IMMACULATE CONCEPN^ION 
CHURCH 

Will be celebrated on Ash Wednesday at 
7:15 a.m., 10:15 a.m., and 7:30 p.m. 

"KEEPING THE FAITH" 

1994 Intercollegiate Diocesan Retreat 

February 1 8-20 
Join students from Clarion and seven other 
Western Pennsylvania schools for this week- 
end retreat at Camp Notre Dame near Erie. 
Cost for the weekend is only $1 5.00! Call The 
Campus Ministry office for nrwre information 
DATES TO REMEMBER 
Palm Sunday- March 27 
Paschal Triduum -March 30- April 3 

Baccalaureate Mass- Mass 1 




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Aflcr the Bills lost Super 
Bowl XXVIII to the Dallas 
Cowboys, Buffalo coaeh Marv 
Levy blained the loss on iJie fact 
thai there was only one week 
between the conference 
championships and the Super 
Bowl, so in 1995, the Super 
Bowl was on February 7. The 
next year, Levy said the problem 
was "only two weeks...", and so 
Super Bowl XXX was to be 



played on I'ehruary 14. 
Commissioner Tagliabue said it 
would be "awful darn 
insensitive" to hold the big game 
on Valentine's Day, so it was 
moved to L^ebruaiy 21. 

Congress said it would be 
"awful dani insensitive" to hold 
the game so close to President's 
Day, so it was moved to 
February 28. The Flat Earth 
Society (in conjunction with 



their intellectual allies, the 
Republicans) said it would he 
"awful dain insensitive ami 
you're a bunch of rotten liberals 
anyway hlah hiali hlah..." to 
have the gjune so close to Leap 
YeiU", so the Bowl was moved to 
March 7. 

Super Bowl XXXI would have 
gone off without a hitch, except 
for iJie fact that the season was 



Foreign students set record enrollment 



by John Williams 
College Press Service 



A record number of foreign 
students were enrolled in U.S. 
colleges and universities in 
1992-93, with enrollment rising 
4.5 percent form the previous 
academic year, a survey recently 
found. 

The survey, done by the New 
York-based Institute of 
International Education, found 
that 438,618 foreign students 
were enrolled in the 2,583 
institutions that responded to the 
HE poll. Students with refugee 
status were not included in the 
count in "Open Doors 1992/93." 
"Continuing growth of 
international student enrollments 
in the lace of nearly global 
economic recession and rising 
costs demonstrates the high 
value placed by other countries 
on lis. higher education," said 
Richard Krasno, president and 
CEO of HE. 

Asia continued to send the 
most students to U.S. institutions 
-- nine out of 10 nations with 
nationals in the U.S. were from 
the region. China sent the most 
students -45,130--up 5.1 percent 



from the previous year. Coming 
in second was.Japan with 42,840 
students, up 5.3 percent. In 
descending order, the remaining 
top 10 nations with students in 
the United States were Taiwan, 
India, Korea, Canada, Hong 
Kong, Malaysia, Indonesia and 
Thailand. 

Steve Quint, the associate 
director of Boston University's 
International Scholars and 
Student Office, said that of the 
4,084 foreign students enrolled, 
the majority of them are from 
Japan. Boston University had the 
second-largest enrollment of 
foreign students; the University 
of Texas at Austin; had the most 
with 4,1 19 enrolled. 

"[Foreign Students] bring 
diversity. ,'\nd to have thai 
diversity, you have to have 
foreign students educating others 
about their cultures," he said. 
"Even though there is that 
diversity, many students don't 
take advantage of that. We have 
135 nations represented, but 
people aren't really learning 
about each ttx^) much." 

By world regions, 260,670 
students form Asia were enrolled 
in 1992-93, an increase of 5 



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percent from the previous year. 
However, Europe held die largest 
percentage gain -8 percent- in 
enrollment with 50,010 students 
in U.S. schools, HE said. 

A report detailing the survey 
findings stated that the number 
of students from Eastern Europe 
surged 42 percent to a total of 
9,800. 

Many colleges and 
universities, including Boston 
University and the University of 
Texas at Austin, don't actively 
recruit foreign students; rather, 
most of the students ^ply to the 
institutions along the same 
guidelines as U.S. citizens. 

"We do not recruit. We 
consider applications sent to liie 
university." said Margaret A. 
Kidd. director of the 
International Office at the 
University of Texas at Austin. 
"We have a good reputation 
internationally. Our students arc 
very well .selected academically. 
They are very motivated. Most 
iue graduate students and i\ic a 
little bit older." 



lour weeks longer, because of 
expansion teams in DuUitli, 
llohoken, Nome and Yuba City. 
The Super Bowl would now be 
held one month later, on April 7. 
This arrangement presented 
two problems. I-irst, members of 
the Shakespeare Society didn't 
want football on the Ides of 
March, so an exu^a week off had 
to be stuck in tlie middle of the 
season. This concession enraged 
Pat Robertson and his Fourth 
Reich Christian Coalition, so 
they held torchlight parades 
outside the Football Hall of 
Fame in Canton, Ohio. 
Eventually, the NFL buckled and 
decided to cancel football during 



ritwci-llunuiN l.iltlc 1 leak 
Week." The Super Bowl finally 
kicked oH on May 21. 

lootball would have went 
unchanged after that, except for 
one final blow. The I'ederal 
Reserve board decided that, due 
to the strain on the nation's 
treasury and mint, the NFL 
should tjike six weeks off every 
season to offset the broad-based 
economic effects of Troy 
Aikman's salary, which was 
roughly the equivalent of the 
combined GNP's of every nation 
in the Western Hemisphere. 
Aikman's salary was capped at 
$67673.9 bazillion per down, 
and the Super Bowl is here, on 



"Fox MegaHyper Networks predict 
that this will be the most watched 
Super Bowl in NFL history. . . " 



Lent. The Super Bowl was held 
on May 15, and all seemed to 
finally be at peace. 

But only for one year. At the 
end of the following season, 
New England Patriots head 
coach Buddy "knock your 
%$&"**# lights out" Ryan went 
insane during the AFC 
championship game in Buffalo 
and punched visiting /.illionaire 
11. Ross Perot between the 
uprights, killing him instantly. 
The NFL's new commissioner, 
.loey Buttafuoco, commended 
Ryan for his actions, and anotiier 
game week was bumped to 
celebrate "Slaughter a Rich 



the Fourth of July." 

Sure, this scemrio is a little 
unbelievable (except for the part 
about the Bills losing twelve in a 
row) , but football is getting a 
little out of control. Enough of 
the crying and fighting and 
outrageous contracts and weeks 
off in the middle of the season. 
How 'bout you all just shut up 
und play the damn game? 

Ray Henderson is a Junior 

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Public Safety move sparks student controversy 



by Jason Rendu 
News Writer 



Do you know why the front of 
the building next to Becker Hall 
is wrapped with plastic? The 
building is Thorn I, and the 
plastic is not up to weatherproof 
the building, but it is for 
renovation purposes. Come this 
May, Thorn I will be the new 
location of Public Safety. 

This coming Monday, 
February 7th at 6:00 p.m., there 
will be an open forum 
concerning the upcoming move 
of Public Safety to Thorn I. 

The open forum will be held 
in rooms 250/252 in the 
Genmiell Center. Present will be 
President Diane Reinhard, 
Interim Vice President of 
Finance and Administration, 
Wayne Key, and the Director of 
Public Safety, Dr. Ronald 
Martinazzi to discuss and take 
questions about the relocation of 
Public Safety. 

"This is an excellent 
opportunity for the student body 
to express their opinion on any 
concerns with the move of 
Public Safety," said Student 
Senate President Brian Hoover. 

Public Safety's transfer to 
Thorn I will cost an estimated 
$20,000. In addition, the 
University is planning to 
upgrade its security system. For 
this, another $32,500 will be 
spent on 14 emergency phones 



and an additional $25,000 will 
be spent on a monitoring system. 
The University will derive 
money for the upgraded security 
system from the Contingency 
and Auxiliary funds. 

The Auxiliary fund is for 
stand-alone operations such as 
the residence halls. Chandler 
Dining Hall, Gemmell Student 
Complex, Keeling Health 
Center. The Contingency fund is 



used for emergency purposes 
that may occur to any part of the 
University. 

At times, other monies can be 
housed in this fund. The expense 
for the emergency phone system 
will come from a combination of 
Contingency and Auxiliary 
funds, wherea, the cost of the 
monitoring system will come 
soley from the Contingency 
fund. 



"We feel that it is important to 
keep people informed especially 
if they are going to move Public 
Safety to a remote location. It's a 
major affect on campus," said 
Senator Maggie Collarini. 

Student concerns about the 
move of Public Safety decision 
may stem from the University 
Administration's announcements 
concerning potential changes 
that were made with little, if any. 




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The renovations on Thorn I will be completed sometime In May. This has been the chosen 
destination to relocate the Public Safety office bulding from it's prior location on Wood St. 



student input in the past two 
years. 

Some of these changes include 
the million dollar-plus 
President's residence proposal by 
the University's Trustees, 
drastically reduced library hours, 
and the relocation of Public 
Safety to the far end of the 
campus next to Becker Hall. 

The President's residence was 
put on the back burner last 
spring by the University's 
Trustees, the original library 
hours were reinstalled last fall, 
but the apparent controversy 
over the moving of Public Safety 
is still unresolved. 

According to Senator Jim 
Junger, "The general impression 
coming from the Administration 
is that they seem to care more for 
incoming students than they do 
for their present students." 

To bolster student involvement 
in the relocation decision of 
departments in the future, the 
Student Senate is currently 
looking for student 

representatives for the Facilities 
Planning Committee. 

Key said "The move of Public 
Safety is an effort to support 
enrollment management and to 
make admissions more visible." 

According to Senator Collarini, 
"The Open Forum will be the 
lime andthe place to voice your 
concerns to individuals who can 
do something about it." 



Sexual assualt suspect bound over for trial 



by Samantha White 
Contributing Writer 



A former Clarion University 
student will stand trial for 
allegedly sexually assaulting 
another student in her dormitory 
room last semester. 

Charges stem from an incident 
which allegedly occurred on 
Oct. 27 between 2:00 and 4:40 
a.m. in Ralston Hall. 

Jon Paul DeFocff, of Ringgold, 
Pa. has been bound over for uial 
on counts of indecent assault and 
indecent exposure, both second 
degree misdemeanors; criminal 
trespass, a third degree 
misdemeanor; harassment, a 
summary offense; and disorderly 
conduct, also a summary 



offense. 

The decision came after a 
preliminary hearing before 
Disuict Justice Norman Heasely 
was held on Dec. 7. 

The victim, a 22-year old 
student at Clarion University, 
testified at the preliminary 
hearing. According to her 
testimony, she had never dated 
DeFoor, but had known him. The 
victim said she had talked to the 
defendant on the night of Oct. 
26 at the University Inn where 
she had gone with three other 
females. 

During her testimony, the 
victim said DeFoor allegedly 
attempted to kiss her several 
times once they were inside her 
room and she turned her head 



away from the attempts. 

The defendant wanted to know 
why she was ignoring him and 
allegedly he had repeatedly 
picked her up and dropped her 
on the bed several times while in 
the room. 

The victim testified that 
DeFoor took off his jeans and 
shirt and got on the bed with the 
her. 

The victim left the room and 
went to the bathroom. 

The victim returned to her 
room and upon entering, she 
noticed DeFoor was still there. 
The defendant allegedly grabbed 

her and pulled her down onto the 
bed. 

According to testimony, the 
defendant allegedly attempted to 



force the victim to perform a 
manual sex act. DeFoor decided 
to leave, but called the victim 
derogatory terms before exiting 
the room. 

Officer Keith Kaschalk claimed 
he went to speak with DeFoor 
early Oct. 27. He also stated that 
DeFoor asked for an attorney 
when told the reason for the 
investigation after allegedly 
admitting he had returned to the 
victim room with her. 

Neither Wilshire nor the 
Registrar's office would 
comment on whether DeFoor 
was suspended or withdrew 
voluntarily, stating that the 
information is part of the 
educational record and 
confidential. 



However, a letter sent out the 
victim from Dr. George W. 
Curtis Jr., vice president for 
student affairs stated that he was 
suspended from the university 
for the remainder of the 
semester. It also stated DeFoor 
would be able to return this 
semester if he would "engage in 
a program of counseling relative 
to [his] sexual behavior and 
attitudes." 

According to court documents, 
DeFoor will enter a plea bargain 
agreement on March 30, offering 
to plead guilty to a charge of 
disorderly conduct. In return, all 
other charges will be dropped 
and DeFoor sentenced to no 
more than 12 months of ARD. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



CUP, SSHE and CUP professor 
face lawsuit over dismissal 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
Managing Editor 

Clarion University, Dr. 
Kenneth R. Mechling, former 
chair of CUP's biology 
department and the Slate System 
of Higher Education (SSHE) 
have been named as defendants 
in a lawsuit filed by a former 
CUP employee. 

Susan K. Zamzow alleges her 
contract as an assistant professor 
of science education with the 
Science Teacher Education 
Program (STEP) and the 
Information Technology 
Education for the 

Commonwealth Program (ITEC) 
was not renewed because she 
had complained of a "sexually 
hostile work environment and 
sexual harassment." 

Mechling is the director of 
both programs, formerly based at 
CUP, but now headquartered in 
Shippenville. 

According to the Clarion 
News, Zamzow has filed 
documents with the U.S. District 



Court for Western Pennsylvania 
in Pittsburgh alleging that "on 
April 22, 1991, she informed 
Mechling that 'a hostile working 
environment toward women 
existed in the (CUP) biology 
department, that she had 
received complaints from 
teaching assistants that 
Mechling's son, Kenneth Jr., a 
(former) instructor in the 
department, had sexually 
harassed the younger teachers, 
that she did not approve of it, 
and that it was interfering with 
their work performance. 

"On or about May 8, 1991. 
Mechling informed (Zamzow) 
that she would not be 
reappointed to her teaching 
position for the 1991-92 school 
year." 

Zamzow alleges her contract 
was not renewed as retaliation 
for her complaints. 

Mechling has denied the 
allegation, saying Zamzow was 
not re-hired because she refused 
to do her job, an allegation 
Zamzow refutes. 



Zamzow received an employee 
review signed by Mechling as late 
as Feb. 20, 1991 that listed 
Zamzow's work performance as 
"exemplary." 

According to the Clarion News 
story, "Zamzow is seeking 
compensatory damages for all non- 
pecuniary losses, including 
emotional pain, suffering, 
humiliation and anxiety, lost wages 
and benefits, punitive damages, 
attorney fees and costs of 
litigation, an order directing the 
defendants to take 'affirmative 
steps. ..to ensure these unlawful 
employment practices are 
eliminated' and other relief as 
determined to be necessary and 
proper by the court." 

CUP spokesman Ron Wil shire 
declined to comment on the 
lawsuit, citing university policy 
that forbids comment on ongoing 
litigation. 

Scott Shewell, spokesman for 
SSHE, declined comment on 
similar grounds. 



Students turn to guns for security 



Courtesy of 

College Press Services 

Maurice Marholin has been 
around guns since he was a 
child, but the 33-year-old 
medical student didn't feel the 
need to carry one until recently. 
Miami's high crime rate 
prompted the Southern 
University of the Health 
Sciences student to start carrying 
a concealed weapon for 
protection for the first time. 

Marholin, who has a permit, 
carries his gun with him 
everywhere except where 
weapons are prohibited, and he 
sleeps with the gun nearby. 



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Marholin said he believes 
criminals are the problem in 
society, not the guns, and he sees 
his gun as protection against 
crime. 

"I don't see the gun as a power 
symbol. I think of it as a tool for 
self-defense," he said. 

Although Marholin doesn't 
carry his weapon to class, other 
students at campuses nationwide 
are packing more than books in 
their backpacks. Many students 
are carrying handguns onto 
campus, a recent survey said. 

According to a survey 
pubhshed on Jan. 20, 1993 in the 
Chronicle of Higher Education, 
there were more than 1,500 
arrests for weapons on campuses 
in 1991. 

These arrests included 
violations of federal, state and 
local weapons laws, including 
illegal possession and permit 
violations. 

The arrest information was 
compiled under the Student 
right-to-Know Act and Campus 
Security Act of 1990. These laws 
were enacted to warn college 
students and parents about 
criminal activity on campus. 

Bringing a gun onto a college 
campus, even if it is properly 
registered, is a third-degree 
felony under federal law. 



According to Connie Clery of 
Security on Campus, an 
organization that fought to have 
crime statistics reported by 
universities, the guns found on 
campus are a by-product of the 
communities that surround them. 

"The college campus is just an 
extension of our violent society," 
Clery said. 

At the University of Texas- 
Austin, a freshman was arrested 
in late November for storing 
weapons in his dormitory room. 
The student, David Matthew 
Larsen, was arrested after police 
received an anonymous phone 
call indicating Larsen had 
weapons in his possession. 

He was charged with having 
weapons in a prohibited place, 
police said. 

When police searched Larsen's 
room they found a Chinese-made 
AK-47 semi-automatic assault 
rifle, two daggers, a switchblade, 
a sword, two pounds of 
ammunition and a cannon fuse. 

Police also confiscated an 
"Anarchist Cookl)ook," a guide 

to making bombs. 

Capt. Silas Griggs of the 

university's police department 

said Larsen told police he didn't 

realize he was breaking the law 

by storing the weapons in this 

dorm room. 





NOTES 

OompiMby lOithZatkQski 



Workers' Comp reforms highlight teleconference 

On January 22, 1994, Clarion University College of Business was a 
receiving site for a teleconference highlighting the new provisions in 
Woricers' Compensation Law and Health Care Reform. This 
teleconference, held in Peirce Science Center and Planetarium, was 
one out of 14 conferences that will be presented at Pennsylvania's 14 
state universities. 

The teleconference was presented by the State System of Higher 
Education in cooperation with the Pennsylvania AFL-CIO and the 
Pennsylvania Center for the Study of Labor Relations at Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania. 

The Panel of Experts that spoke at the teleconference consisted of 
the following individuals: Irwin Aronson, Esq., of Handler, Gerber, 
Johnston & Aronson Law Firm; Carl Lorine, Director, Bureau of 
Workers' Compensation; Carol Cingranelli, Deputy Chief Counsel, 
Bureau of Workers' Compensation; and William George, President, 
AFL-CIO. 

The panelists talked about recent legislation that was passed in 
Act 44 of 1993. This act is an amendment to the Workers' 
Compensation Act. In addition to the three panelists, Mr. E>onald 
Jones, Field Representative for the AFL-CIO Region III spoke about 
the Health and Security Act. 

Professor James G. Pesek, Chair of the Department of 
Administrative Sciences facilitated the program. Aj^roximately 14 
participants attended the teleconference. 

Professor to present Cuban lecture, slide show 

Associate professor of education at CUP, Dr. Sylvia Stalker, 
presented a lecture and slide show "Women in Contemporary Cuba," 
on Wednesday, February 2. The [M^sentation was free and q)en to the 
public. 

Stalker serves a member of the Women's Studies Advisory Board. 
The presentation is sponsored by the Women's Studies Program at 
Clarion University. 

Stalker's background includes a trip to Cuba in February 1993 with 
a New YOTk based group, "Women for Racial and Economic 
Equality." Wi\h the help of a host organization, the Federation of 
Cuban Women, the purpose of the trip was to examine political and 
social issues concerning women in Cuba. 

Travel to Cuba is not readily available. Only students or scholars 
have been permitted in because of a U.S. blockade of Cuba that is still 
in effect. 

Stalker visited and spoke with women in schools, work places, 
health facilities, and day care centers. She also attended plays and 
musical performances, and visited museums. 



Alumni Association scholarships are available 

up to 10 $300 Clarion University of Pennsylvania Alumni 
Association scholarships will be awarded this year through the 
Clarion University Foundation to Clarion University students. The 
Alumni Association is a private organization dedicated to supporting 
the university community through fostering relationships among 
current and past students. 

The application process will take place in February, and the Clarion 
University Alumni Association will select scholarships winners 
during April. Awards will be in the form of a $150 tuition credit for 
the subsequent fall and spring semesters. 

Full-time undergraduate students who have completed at least 16 
credit hours and will not be graduating before the semester following 
application are eligible for the scholarships. Application forms 
are currenUy available at the Alumni House on Wood Sueet. 
Ccxnpleted applications for the scholarship are due at the Alumni 
House by Wednesday, Feb. 22, at 4 p.m. The Alumni Board of 
Directors will announce the final awards in April. 

The evaluation of applicants is based on both academic standing 
and financial need. All applicants must have application for Federal 
Financial Aid and PHEAA Aid Information Request forais on file 
with the university's financial aid office. Two of the scholarships are 
reserved for children of Clarion University alumni. 



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Charges from assault at Sigma Chi 
fraternity house lead to student arrests 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
Managing Editor 

Arrests have been made in 
connection with a Dec. 3, 1993 
alleged assault at the Sigma Chi 
Fraternity house. 

Michael James Corbi, 24, of 
Pembroke Pines, Fla. and a 
student at Clarion University, is 
charged with first degree 
felonies of aggravated assault 
and criminal conspiracy to 
commit aggravated assault, a 
second degree misdemeanor of 
simple assault, and a summary 
charge of criminal mischief. 

Neiko Dominic Bernardo, 21, 
of Lower Burrell, a former 
Clarion University student, but 
not currently enrolled in classes, 
is charged with first degree 
felonies of aggravated assault 
and criminal conspiracy to 
commit aggravated assault, a 
second degree misdemeanor of 
simple assault, and a summary 
charge of criminal mischief. 

According to documents filed 
at District Justice Anthony 
Lapinto's office, witnesses say 
Ihey saw Corbi and Bernardo 
"hitting the victim in the head 
while they were in his bedroom 



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A beating occurred at this fraternity house, Sigma Chi. Arrests have been made in 
connection with this alleged assault. The victim was treated and realeased for minor 
abrasions. A preliminary hearing will be scheduled. 



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after they crashed through the 
door." 

The two men allegedly 
dragged the victim outside to the 
street, where they continued to 
hit and kick him. 

Bernardo admitted he "was 
involved in the beating and did 
hit the kid, and that his friend, 
Michael Corbi started fighting 
with die victim, and that's why 
he got involved in the fight." 

The victim, a Clarion 
University student, was treated at 
Clarion Hospital for cuts, bruises 
and abrasions requiring stitches. 

The report also claims the 
victim lost a contact lens, valued 
at $75.00, in Uie incident. 

Corbi is free on $1,000 bond 
after being arrested in January. 

Benardo is free on $400 bond . 
after being arrested Jan. 19. 

A preliminary hearing is 
scheduled for both men on Jan. 
25. 

Bernardo, in a seperate 
incident, is currently awaiting a 
Feb.9 sentencing on charges of 
marijuana possession and 
pocession of marijuana 
paraphernalia. 

Those charges were filed by 
Mercer State Police. 



Student Senate is in need of representatives to 
serve on equality, legislation subcommittees 



By LaDessa Edins 
News Writer 



ITie Student Senate Committee 
on Subcommittees is looking for 
students to serve on several of 
Uie subcommittees. 

The subcommittees are 
concerned with subject, such as 
food service, housing, recreation, 
programming, equality, and 
legislation. These committees 
require student representatives. 

The Dining and Residence 
Halls Concerns Committee is 
looking for seven students, one 
to represent each hall, and three 
off campus students wiUi a meal 
plan. 

Representatives from each 
residence hall will be pointed by 
their Hall Council. The Food 
Service Director and the two 
student senators, also a part of 
this committee, are waiting to 
hear from students on how the 
University can improve the 
student body's residence hall and 
dining experience. 
The Dining and Residence Hall 



Concerns Committee will meet 
twice a mondi, to discuss input 
about food service and residence 
halls. 

The Social Equity Committee 
is devoted to campus cultural 
diversity and issues and concerns 
of social equity on campus. 

This committee needs a 
member from each recognized 



Committee's purpose is to 
inform the student body of 
legislation which affects students 
on the federal, state and local 
levels. 

Tuition increases and voter 

registration drives are a few 

issues this committee will be 

tackling during the semester. 

The Student Publication 



"In order to maintain active student 
awareness of issues on this campus, it 
is imperative that we have these 
positions filled as soon as possible, " 

-Senator Jim Junger 



student organization which 
serves the interests of "anyone 
who would normally be 
considered a minority on the 
basis of race, color, creed, 
religion, sexual preference or 
nation of origin," according to 
the Student Senate by-laws. 
The Legislative Affairs 



conmiittee is responsible for the 
publishing of the 

Calendar/Handbook. 

This committee assists the 
Student Activities Office in 
selecting a format, design and 
theme for the university's 
upcoming Calendar/Handbook. 
The University is also 



accepting students to serve on 
the Conduct Board, Facility 
Planning Committee, and the 
Student Affairs Committee. 

"In order to maintain active 
student awareness of issues on 
diis campus, it is imperative that 
we have these positions filled as 
soon as possible. 

One of these committees, Uie 
Facilities Planning Committee, 
was lacking student 
representation when the decision 
to move public safety was made. 
These committees make 
important decisions on campus 
and we need people who are not 
afraid to represent the best 
interests of the general student 
body," says Student Senator Jim 
Junger. 

Students interested in serving 
on a committee may request an 
application at the Student Senate 
Office at 269 Gemmell. 
Applications should be filled out 
and returned as soon as possible 
to begin the organizaton of the 
various committees. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



Page 9 



For downtown burglaries 



Three former CUP students bound over for trial 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



The three former Clarion 
University students accused of 
burglarizing several downtown 
businesses late last year, have 
been bound over for trial by 
District Justice Anthony Lapinto. 

Brian Richard Berkson, 19, 
Matamoras (Pike County); Scott 
David Doyle, 19, Harleysville 
(Montgomery County); and 
Francis Blake Stoveken, 18, Star 
Route Dingman's Ferry (Pike 
County), were recently bound 
over for trial on all counts 
stenuning from a series of break- 
in s at three downtown Clarion 
Stores. 

Doyle resided in 204 
Wilkinson Hall on campus, 
while Stoveken and Berkson 
resided in 220 Nair Hall. 

Doyle had been bound over fcff 
trial by Lapinto some 40 minutes 
earlier, when H. Ray Pope III, 
Doyle's attorney, requested a 
ruling for his client. 

Berkson and Stoveken each 
face four counts of burglary, a 
second-degree felony; six counts 
of criminal conspiracy to cwnmit 
theft, a misdemeanor; four 
counts of criminal conspiracy to 
commit burglary, a second- 
degree felony; eight counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second 
degree felony; one count of theft, 
a misdemeanor; one count of 
receiving stolen property, a 
misdemeanor; and two counts of 
criminal mischief, a summary. 

Doyle faces two counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second- 
degree felony, one count of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
burglary, a second-degree felony; 
one count of burglary, a second- 
degree felony one count of 
receiving stolen property, a 



misdemeanor; and one count of 
theft, a misdeameanor; four 
counts of criminal conspiracy to 
commit burglary, a second- 
degree felony; eight counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second 
degree felony; one count of theft, 
a misdemeanor; one count of 
receiving stolen property, a 
misdemeanor; and two counts of 
criminal mischief, a summary. 

Doyle faces two counts of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, a second- 
degree felony; one count of 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
burglary, a second-degree felony; 
one count of burglary, a second- 
degree felony; one count of 
receiving stolen property, a 
misdemeanor; and one count of 
theft, a misdemeanor. 

Charges against the former 
students stem from incidents on: 
Sept. 12 and 26 at High Gear 
Bike Shop, Oct. 11 at Crooks' 
Clothinii, and Oct 21 at Estadt's 
Sport Shop. 

Merchandise valued at $15,0(X) 
was taken in the four incidents. 

During searches of the 
defendants dormitory rooms in 



Nair and Wilkinson halls, items 
were allegedly found which led 
to the receiving stolen property 
charges. 

At the hearing on December 
21, Chief R. Eric Shaffer, 
Clarion Borough Police, testified 
Stoveken told him he committed 
the burglaries because he was 
unable to get any help from 
home, he had run out of money, 
and could not find a job. 

Chief Shaffer added Berkson 
gave the same reason for his 
participation in the break-ins. 

Because he recognized the 
jacket as one that was stolen 
from his store, owner of 
Highgear Bike Shop, Steve 
Shaffer, testified he passed a 
man, later identified as Doyle, 
wearing the jacket. 

Shaffer stated he wasn't sure it 
was the same jacket, but he 
stopped to notify CUP Public 
Safety. 

After the man proceeded to his 
dormitory room, Shaffer noted 
the room number before he left 
the building. 

Dennis M. Reed, Clarion 
Borough PoUce Officer, testified 
he heard the call to respond to 



Shaffer's call and proceeded to 
campus, where he joined Shaffer. 

Reed said he then notified 
Public Safety Officer Dennis 
Hagen and requested they meet 
outside Wilkinson Hall and go to 
Doyle's room together. 

Owner of Estadt's Sport Shop, 
Daniel Estadt, testified he 
remembered seeing the three 
defendants in his store, and 
believed they were in the shop 
the night before the break-in. 

While Chief Shaffer and Reed 
were working on securing a 
search warrant to search their 
Nair Hall room on Nov. 8, 
Stoveken and Berkson came to 
the police station and said they 
wanted to talk about the 
burglaries, Shaffer testified. 

Stoveken and Berkson 
allegedly said during an 
interview with Chief Shaffer that 
Doyle was involved in more than 
he had admitted to, testified 
Chief Shaffer, and had 
participated in the burglary at 
Crooks'. 

According to CUP Director of 
University Relations Ronald J. 
Wilshire, all three freshman were 
suspended from CUP effective 



Nov. 30, and the university 
Conduct Board has taken action, 
at the request of the three 
students, and none of the three 
are enrolled at CUP this 
semester. 

Citing confidentiality, 
Wilshire, declined to specify just 
what action the conduct board 
had taken. Wilshire also declined 
to comment on whether or not 
the students would be eligible to 
apply in future years. 

CUP conduct regulations 
prohibit acts against property 
including vandalism, theft, 
trespass, tampering and other 
acts causing or risking damage 
or loss of property, according to 
Wilshire. 

All three defendants are 
currently free on bond. Doyle 
was freed on $20,000 cash bond 
posted by his parents Nov. 23. 

Berkson and Stoveken were 
initially jailed instead of $50,000 
cash bond. During a bail 
reduction hearing Nov. 30, bail 
was reduced to $30,000. 

All information taken with 
permisssion from the December 22, 

1993 issue of the Clarion News. 



Baschnagel assumes vice-president of PSAHPERD 



by Kristin Lutz 
News Writer 



Having spent the past year as 
vice-president elect of the 
Division of Men's Athletics 
(DMA) of the Pennsylvania 
State Association for Health, 
Physical Education, Recreation, 
and Dance (PSAHPERD), on 
December 5, 1993, Professor 
Norbert Baschnagel assumed 
responsibilities as the VP of the 
division. 

Baschnagel, associate 
professor of health and physical 
education at Clarion University, 



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has a big year ahead of him. 

In his position, he will prepare 
the division and section program 
at the 73rd Annual PSAHPERD 
State Convention to be held in 
1994. 

He has to get approximately 
five speakers to address 
members of the PSAHPERD at 
their yearly convention which 
this year will be held at Split 
Rock Resort in Lake Harmony, 
Pennsylvania. 

The conference will not be 
until early December, but 
because there is little money 
allotted for speakers, Baschnagel 
said that it is a hard task to 
round-up qualified, interesting 
speakers. 

Because there are different 
divisions of the association, the 
speakers have to be varied and 
able to present information about 
numerous topics. 

"The State Convention has one 
main purpose - to keep its 
members on the cutting edge of 
their fields. 

I want to get the best quality 
speakers possible so that this can 
be accomplished," said 
Baschnagel. 

Last year, as VP elect, 
Baschnagel attended the EDA 



AAHPERD 108th National 
Convention in Washington D.C. 
and the Slippery Rock 
AAHPERD Mini-Convention, 
where he presented the program 
Organization and Administration 
of Specialty Camps and Clinics." 

He also went to executive 
committee meetings of 
PSAHPERD and helped to plan 
the 1993 convention at which he 
gave the presentation "Pre- 
season Conditioning Programs 
for Athletes." 

Baschnagel presided over the 
American Coaching 

Effectiveness Program (ACEP) 
and submitted an article called 
"Specialty Sport Schools, Camps 
and Clinics" to the Pennsylvania 
Journal of Health, Physical 
Education, Recreation and 
Dance. 

Baschnagel belonged to the 
public relations committee of the 
PSAHPERD for five years 
before he was nominated for his 
current position. 

Other duties that Baschnagel 
will be in charge of this year 
will be to represent his division 
at PSAHPERD meetings, and to 
appoint, conduct and coordinate 
all the division committees 
"It will be a lot of hard work, 




Jerri Steigelman/Clarion Call 
Norbert Bashnagel has 

been named vice-president 
of PSAHPERD. 

He will be In charge of co- 
ordinating the 73rd annual 
State Convention held In 
Lake Harmony. 

but I 'm really excited about the 
position," he staled. 



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Depression, loneliness lead to college student suicide 



courtesy of 

C ollege Press Services 

Why do college-age students 
sometimes choose to end their 
lives? 

Joe Estes Reynolds, a 



number of reasons why young 
people could be depressed 
enough to kill themselves. 

James Calhoun, a psychology 
professor at the University of 
Georgia and a practicing clinical 
psychologist in Athens, said 



"Most people who commit suicide don't 
really want to die, they just see no way 
out, are in great agony for some reason 
or are very frustrated, " 

- Richard Born 



University of Georgia junior in 
agricultural engineering, was 
found dead Oct. 18, 1993, with a 
gunshot wound to the head and a 
gun lying between his legs. 

Police said they were treating 
his death as a suicide until test 
results return from the crime lab. 

Psychologists said there are a 



loneliness is often a major factor 
in suicide cases. 

"Some reasons for their 
depression are feeling isolated, 
feeling they have no friends, 
feeling alone, feeling like they're 
all by themselves or feeling that 
nobody loves them," Calhoun 
said. 



Calhoun added that college- 
age students are possibly at risk 
because most have moved away 
from home for the first time. 

"College students are at a 
higher risk than non-college 
students the same age because of 
a number of factors - being away 
from home, being in a strange 
environment and lack of any 
close personal relationships," he 
said. 

Richard Born, an Athens 
psychologist who specializes in 
depression, said most people 
who kill themselves mention 
they are thinking about taking 
such a step, and they need to be 
taken seriously if they mention it 
repeatedly. 

"Most people who kill 
themselves usually give an 
indication. It may be subtle, but 
something is said," Bom said. 

"A lot of people who conunit 
suicide have talked about it. 



sometimes explicitly, sometimes 
vaguely," he said. 

If people go into detail about 
how they would like to kill 
themselves, then they probably 
need help, Calhoun said. 

Lynne Reeder, director of a 
counseling center in Athens, said 
even though the counseling 
center was there to help, many 
people won't talk about killing 
themselves in a counseling 
situation. 

"Not a lot of students talk 
about it, and just because they do 
doesn't mean they're going to do 
it," she said. 

Some psychologists said there 
are other signs to look for 
besides simply talking about 
suicide. People feeling sorry for 
themselves or making conmients 
about not needing their 
belongings anymore are some 
clues which may also lead to a 
suicide, Calhoun said. 



"Why don't you take my 
stereo? I don't need it anymore," 
or "I won't need my car after 
this," are the type of comments 
people might make before killing 
themselves," he said. 

"Most people who commit 
suicide don't really want to die, 
they just see no way out, are in 
great agony for some reason or 
are very frustfated," Bom said. 

"When this happens, your 
brain functions differently and 
your thoughts aren't as clear as 
they are when normal. 

Bom said in many cases peole 
are more prone to kill themselves 
after they've come out of a long 
period of depression. 

"When someone is in the 
depths of depression they don't 
have the clarity of mind to 
follow through, he said. "When 
they are recovering they have 
more energy and may actually go 
through with it." 



Campuses rocked "n" rolled by California Quake 



courtesy of 

College Press Services 

It isn't often that an all-nighter 
can save your life, but two 
California State University- 
Northridge students are alive 
today because they weren't 
sleeping when almost everyone 
else was. 

Amy Miller, starting pitcher 
for the CSU-Northridge 
women's softball team, and 
third-base player Shannon Jones 
were wide awake and chatting 
about 4:30 a.m. in their first- 
floor apartment when the 6.6- 
point earthquake jolted the San 
Fernando Valley, crumpling 
freeways and buildings and 
creating a hellish scene of 
gushing water and fires caused 
by broken water and gas pipes. 

One of the women had gone 
into the kitchen to prepare a 
snack and the other was in the 
bedroom when the earthquake 
caused the ground to leap up as 
much as 12 feet near the 



epicenter, creating a jackhanmier 
effect particularly devastating to 
bridges, roads and buildings. 
The upper floors of the 
apartment complex crushed the 
lower floors just as Miller and 
Jones were scrambling to safety. 
"One (student) went out of the 
front door, and one went out the 
back window, and that's how 
they survived," said Kaine 
Thompson, a spokeswoman for 
CSU-Northridge. 

However, a third Cal State 
student was not so lucky. Jamie 
Reyes, 19, of the Los Angeles 
area, was killed when the 
apartment complex near the 
university collapsed. 

Most of the people who died in 
the apartment complex were 
sleeping in apartments on the 
lower floors, although it was not 
certain on which floor Reyes was 
located, Thompson said. 

The 6.6-poinl earthquake 
caused damage estimated 
between $15 billion and $30 



billion. Nearly 5,000 people 
were injured during the 
earthquake or shortly thereafter 
from falling debris and broken 
glass. The death toll had 
climbed to more than 50 as of 
Jan. 21. 

Perhaps the most unnerving 
aspect of the disaster was 
hundreds of aftershocks, some 
registering more than 5.0 on the 
Richter scale, that kept survivors 
on edge in the days and nights 
that followed. 

Many people chose to sleep 
outside at night rather then wake 
up in the dark to the kind of 
roars and crashes that 
accompanied the first temblor. 

The aftershocks also made 
damage assessment difficult 
because buildings that were 
inspected and declared safe after 
the initial quake were further 
weakened or damaged by more 
shaking, said Bruce Erickson, 
director of public relations for 
CSU-Northridge, which 



speared to be the hardest hit of 
all colleges and universities. 

"The campus is at or on the 
epicenter. Our buildings have 
sustained substantial damage. 

We are out of business for a 
couple of weeks." said Erickson, 



collapsed, while fire destroyed 
two floors of a main science 
building. The library also 
suffered significant damage. 

The campus had been 
scheduled to begin registration 
the week of the earthquake. 



"The campus is at or on the epicenter. 
Our buildings have sustained substcmtial 
damage. We are out of business for a 

couple of weekSy " 

- Bruce Erickson 



who handled emergency 
telephone lines along with about 
100 senior university employees, 
including the president and vice 
presidents, who huddled in a 
makeshift tent on the university 
grounds. 

All campus buildings were 
closed until they could be 
inspected further. A 2,500- 
vehicle parking garage 



Classes were scheduled to start 
January 31. Erickson said 
classes may be delayed by a 
week, depending on how badly 
the buildings have been 
damaged. 

"The image that people have 
that Los Angeles is cold and 
jncaring is not accurate, all of us 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



Former CUP Public Safety 
Officer takes step up at Scranton 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Recently, Scranton University 
hired Julie Foreman as the new 
assistant director of public safety 
fw support services in hopes to 
upgrade the Public Safety 
department. 

Foreman is a former police 
officer for the Public Safety 
Department at Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania for 
seven years. 

She developed, initiated, and 
performed security and safety 
programs for Clarion University 
students and personnel. 

She has a strong history in 
specialized course work and 
technical training. 

Some of the duties that she 
will be responsible for at 
Scranton include training all full- 
time public safety officers, crime 
prevention, educational 

programs and addressing public 
relations issues. 

F(»ieman notes that 95 percent 
of rape victims are women and 
therefore she will instruct a self- 
defense course that is strictly for 
women participants. 

Programs that she plans to 
initiate at the Scranton 
University residence halls 
involve crime, rape, and theft. 

The particular theft program 
that she will conduct involves 
role playing. 



Through the use of assigning 
roles to residents, such as the 
thief, the victim, public safety 
officer, R.A. and time keeper, the 
participants observe that anyone 
can be stolen from in a small 
amount of time. 

During a different program on 
theft, play money is hidden in a 
room. Then someone acts as the 
thief who found it. 

Along with various officials of 
the public safety department. 
Foreman is currently 
interviewing companies with 
security that is highly advanced. 
Secure System, Inc., has a 
certain system that the 
University is considering as an 
option, she said. 

The Campus Secure, a security 
company uses a tiny personal 
alarm device (PAD) which can 
be carried on a key chain, 
allowing someone to signal for 
help instantly anywhere on 
campus instantly. 

The PAD transmits a coded 
personal signal to strategically 
placed Campus Secure receiving 
devices. 

These receivers intercept 
someone's signal and send 
information to a central 
computer in the campus security 
office, about who and where 
someone is. 

Of course, the system must be 
approved by the Scranton 




File Photo/Clarion Call 
Former Clarion University 
public safety officer, Julie 
Foreman recently left the 
university to take another 
position with Scranton 
University. 

University administration. If 
approved, a fee will be charged 
to students for the devices. 

The department and Foreman 
are also developing a survey that 
will conclude what needs to be 
added to guarantee maximum 
security. 

It includes areas such as 
lighting, locks, shrubbery, 
visiting restrictions, trees, alarm 
systems and video cameras in the 
Scranton University residence 
halls. 



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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of January 24 through 
January 30, 1994. 

At approximately 3:00 p.m. on January 26, two students were 
involved in an argument in Ralston Hall. During the course of the 
disagreement, one student pulled a small knife from his pocket and 
pointed the weapon at the other student. The student was cited for 
disorderly conduct. 

On January 26 at 1:27 a.m., unknown persons activated a fire alarm 
on the third floor of Campbell Hall. It appeared that someone 
tampered with a fire alarm head mounted in the ceiling. 

At approximately 10:30 a.m. on January 28 it was discovered that 
unknown persons broke into the fire su^obe and disconnected the 
internal wiring which in turn shut down the fire warning system on 
the second floor, south side of Wilkinscm Hall. Currently under 
investigation. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other 
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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administration. 

"We look at history and the 
amount of snowfall," said 
Key. "We look at the past five 
or six years and see what it 
cost us.'' 

PennDOT Clarion County 
Maintenance office has 
estimated snowfall in Clarion 
at 77 inches so far Uiis winter. 
That figure, though, does not 
take into account geographical 
variations. 

One small problem that did 
arise, however, was due to a 
computer shutdown for two 
days, when meal plans could 
not be processed. 

Dr. George W. Curtis, Jr., 
vice president for student 
affairs said the problem 
mainly affected off-campus 
students who turned in meal 
plans during those days. 



"The students were very 
accepting and understanding," 
said Curtis. "Minor things can 
be very agitating at times." 

Individual instructors have 
discretion on how to make up 
the missed classes. According 
to Provost and Academic Vice 
President John Kuhn, 
individual instructors can 
authorize exu^ classes, assign 
extra readings or use other 
measures to compensate for 
the missed time. 

"It's highly unlikely that any 
instructors will schedule [any 
make-up classes] for breaks," 
said Kuhn. "[The instructors 
should] work with the students 
to make up work." 

Kuhn said that instructors 
have to be considerate when 
making up classes, adding that 
students do have obligations. 



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Outside Clarion 



State House d ecided to withdraw its December vote on assault weapons 



courtesy of 
Associated Press 



State 

House backs off statewide gun 
ban 

The state House Tuesday night 
backed off its December vote to 
ban 15 types of assault weapons 
statewide and approved a plan 
that would overturn existing 
controls in Philadelphia and 
Pittsburgh. 

Through a procedural move, 
the House dropped the assault 
weapon ban from a pending bill 
and went back to language that 
focuses on prohibiting local 
governments from controlling 
guns. 

The amendment vote was 126- 
72, and the whole bill was 
approved 134-63. 

"For the most part we were 
very ignorant of how people feel 
about their guns and their 
weapons in the rural parts of 
land. To punish the entire state 
would be okay if we would 
remedy their problem. 

This bill with the amendment 
would not remedy their 
problem." 

Belfanti said banning weapons 
from legitimate sportsmen and 
gun owners would do little to 
stop crime. 

But gun control advocates 
warned that lives were at stake. 

$U million lead penalty asked 

The Labor Department Tuesday 
slapped a $1.3 million fine on a 
Pennsylvania paint company for 
allegedly exposing more than 
two dozen employees to 
excessive on-the-job lead levels. 

The recommended penalty is 
the first enforcement action 
under interim federal guidelines 
that sharply limited lead- 
exposure standards in the 
construction industry. 

"The employer in this case 
disregarded everything and 
subjected his employees to lead 
poisoning," Secretary Robert B. 
Reich said. 

"Such callousness cannot and 
will not be tolerated 

The Occupational Safety and 
Health AdminisUBtion issued 51 
citations against Manganzas 
Painting Co., of Canonsburg, 
about 10 citations against 
Manganas Painting Co., of 
Canonsburg, about 10 miles 
southwest of Pittsburgh. 

The alleged violations 
occurred during a 



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blasiing-and-painting job near 
Lebanon, Ohio that involve 
between 25 and 30 workers. 

Speech 'rules' may be eased 

Unless a student threatens 
physical harm to another, 
comments perceived as racist, 
sexist or politically incorrect will 
no longer be punished at the 
University of Pennsylvania, 
according to a preliminary report 
released Tuesday. 

"Essentially, it is what the First 
Amendment says," university 
spokeswoman Barbara Beck 
said. "The rules inside the 
campus cannot be different from 
those outside." 

If adopted, the free speech 
provision would officially 
reverse Penn's old policy, which 
prohibited behavior that, among 
oUier things, "insults or demeans 
the person. . . or abuses a power 
relationship with that person, on 
the basis of his or her race, color, 
ethnicity or national origin." 

A white student who faced 
racial harassment charges for 
calling a group of black women 
"water buffalo" last year started 
an ongoing national debate on 
political correctness and 
subjected Penn to criticism for 
squashing free speech and taking 
the idea to the extreme. 

National 

Cable to rate shows for 
violence 

Cable and broadcast networks 
effectively stopped 

congressional efforts to restrict 
violent television programs by 
agreeing Tuesday to police 
themselves. 

The broadcast television 
industry announced plans for an 
independent monitoring system 
to asses the amount of violence 
on the tube. 

Cable television went a step 
farther, agreeing to begin rating 
its programs for violence and 
endorsing technology that would 
permit parents to block violent 
shows from their homes. 

The agreement has been 
endorsed by a large number of 
cable channels, including Bravo, 
Disney, HBO, MTV, the 
Nashville Network, Playboy and 
the Weadier channel. 

The two major industry 
segments held news conferences 
on Capitol hill in an effort to 
derail proposals to legislate 
limiLs on violent broadcasts. 



And Sen Paul Simon, D-III., 
said he plans to drop current 
efforts to pass a bill restricting 
violent shows, though he left the 
door open to trying again if 
independent monitoring doesn't 
result in improvement. 

The biggest difference focused 
on rating shows and finding 
ways to limit children's access to 
them, with cable endorsing 
ratings and blocking technology, 
while the broadcasters declined 
to join in. 

Labor punishes NAFTA 
backers 

Organized labor may have 
kissed and made up with 
President Clinton, but it is still 
holding a grudge against House 
Democrats who voted for the 
North American Free Trade 
Agreement. 

That Illinois Reps, Dan 
Rostenkowski, Richard J. Durbin 
and Mel Reynolds - the only 
three Democrats in the state who 
voted fw the free-trade pact last 
November - have been told that 
they will not receive an AFL- 
CIO endorsement is crucial: it 
opens the way for labor political 
action committee (PAC) 
contributions to a candidate, said 
Illinois AFL-CIO President 
Donald Johnson. 

World 

OfTicials rein in opitmism 

Reining in optimism about 
talks with the PLO, Israeli 
officials said Tuesday that an 
agreement on beginning 
Palestinian self-rule in the 
occupied territories could take 
weeks. 

The comments conU"asted with 
rosy predictions Monday that a 
deal was close on details of 
autonomy for die Gaza Stfip and 
the West Bank town of Jericho. 

Four found dead on yacht 

An American compute 
company executive, his wife and 
two British crewmen were found 
stabbed to death on their luxury 
yacht off the Caribbean island of 
Barbuda. 

Quake shakes Hawaii 

An earthquake shook Hawaii 
Tuesday, prompting curious 
residents to flood police 
departments with telephone call. 
But there were not any injuries. 



College Campus News 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 



Paper protests budget cuts 

The student newspaper staff at 
Ferris State University published 
a nearly blank edition to protest 
budget cuts that would eliminate 
the school's journalism 
department. 

The staff of the bi-weekly 
paper, The Torch, published the 
nearly blank edition late last year 
to show students what the 
university will be like without a 
journalism program. 

The 12-page edition contained 
only two small cartoons 
denouncing the cuts and an 
editorial explaining the blank 
pages. 

The paper's opinion editor, Ron 
Woycehoski, said the edition was 
published to express dismay 
about the university cutting $7.9 
million from its budget by 
eliminating 17 academic 
programs. 

According to Woycehoski, the 
paper received some criticism 
about their action, but response 
from students has been mostly 
positive. 

Newsletter Offers Support 

A Lehigh University senior has 
developed an electronic 
newsletter to help others affected 
with Lyme disease. 

Marc Gabriel was diagnosed 
with the disease two years ago. 
From his apartment in 
Bethlehem, Pa., he started the 
newsletter to help other Lyme 
disease patients obtain 
information via modem. Gabriel 
edits LYMENET which includes 
research findings and news 
stories about the disease. The 
newsletter is sent every couple of 
weeks to thousands of readers in 
eight counuies. 

Gabriel is currently building 
NaUonal LYMENET, a bulleUn 
board, database and e-mail 
system for the lyme Disease 
Network of New Jersey. When 
the system is running, it will 
allow users to access die latest 
information about Lyme disease. 
The acute inflammatory 
disease causes joint pain. 



arthritis, heart and neurological 
disorders. About 700,000 
Americans are infected with the 
disease. Half of the patents 
suffering permanent disability 
are under the age of 12. 

School holds world games 

About 400 students got the 
chance to try to resolve global 
problems when Seattle Pacific 
University hosted The World 
Game Workshops Jan. 18-19. 

In the games, the world's 
population of 5 billion was 
condensed to a room full of 
players. During the three-hour 
workshops, participants were 
divided into populations and 
placed on a 35-foot-by-70-foot 
m^ of the Earth. 

Different teams were charged 
with the responsibility of solving 
their area's problems. Other 
teams were designated as the 
United Nations, the Worl^ Bank, 
the World Healdi Organization 
and the media. Problems that 
various teams struggled with 
included hunger, illiteracy, 
technology, health and 
economics. 

The workshop is promoted by 
the World Game Institute, a non- 
profit research and education 
organization originated by 
architect and inventor 
Buckminster Fuller. 



Study says jobs out there 

The hiring of new college 
graduates is expected to increase 
this year after a five-year lull, a 
survey by Michigan State 
University found. 

The survey, done by the 
Collegiate Employment 

Research Institute at Michigan 
State, found that hiring should 
inaease 1.1 percent. 

The figure was based on the 
responses of more than 600 
business, industry and 
government organizations 
nationwide. 

"The message to new college 
graduates is that there are job 
opportunities available," survey 
author L. Patrick Scheetz said at 
Concordia College in River 
Forest, III. 



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Detig. Hitter 



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College Basketball: Florida State at Massachusetts 



"Sink the Bismarck!" (1960) Kennetti More 



986) Whoopi Goldberg. 



Late Show a 



Paid Prog. 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



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CraiyKids IHey Dude(R)IOute 



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Wings g 



** "The In Crowd" (1988. Drama) Donovan Leitch. 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



•*'/! "Spirit Of the Eagle" im^) PG' 



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IBulhiirinkie 



Unsolved Mysttriet 



Murder. She Wrote g I*** 



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"Chained Heat 2" (^%Z)R 



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•Fifty -Fifty" 



A. Hitchcock 



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Burke's Law (In Stereo) g [Picket Fences (In Stereo) p 



Married... Brisco County. Jr. 



Wh. Fortune I Days of Our Lives 



*** "Guns at flatesf "(1964) Richard Attenborough. 



Sportscenter 



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Tomboy" (1984) Betsy Russell 



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Van Dyke 



Louie Anderson: Lot^ 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



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*** "The Terminator" mBA) Arnold Schwarzenegger. 



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•* "Oh. What a Nkiht" (1992) 'PG-13 



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The Other Woman" (1992. Drama) 'R 



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**^/2 "Spirit of the Eagle" (1991) 'PG 



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•••'/2 "Fried Green Tomafoes" (1991, Comedy-Drama) Kathy Bates. (In Stereo) g 



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••*'/2 "Fried Green Tomatoes' (1991, Comedy-Drama) Kathy Bates. (In Stereo) g [News g 



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**'/^ "International Velvet" m7i, Drama) Tatum O'Neal. 'PG" 



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Looney 



Shop-Drop 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



Page 13 



Lifestyle 



Battle of the Bands '94 Rocks Clarion 



by Carrie Lengauer 
Lifestyles Writer 



A Baltic of the Bands that last- 
ed into Infinity was conquered 
by a band of the same name 
Tuesday night. The three-and-a- 
half-hour long, sixth-annual. 
University Activities Board- 
sponsored event rocked to a 
close with the final band, ten- 
member Inflnity, claiming victo- 
ry, NightShift plugging in at 
second, and Roman Candle cap- 
turing third place out of the eight 
bands. 

Launching the Battle in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium with 
roaring, hard-core guitar action 
was Roman Candle, made up of 
Matt Dittman, Jim Gilara, Eric 
Hess, Mat Dubinett, and J.J. 
Kifer. The missile For Whom 
the Bell Tolls hit its target and 
woke up the headbangers. Their 
air assault continued through 
until the final number, a chal- 
lenge to Get a Piece of Me. 

Gravewurm took command as 
the second band in the evening's 
hne-up. And as the competition 
was a Battle, Gravewurm was 



the drill sargent, with Don 
Cepull, Tim Reiter, and Kevin 
Fye roaring out their version of 
thrash-speed metal. 

With their arsenal of rocking 
ijimars and pounding, kicking 
drums. Weld fired their all-origi- 
nal, hard-core rockets into the 
fray. A short-lived mosh pit 
erupted like a land mine near the 
stage at the encouragement of 
lead singer Jason Lahr, as bassist 
Robert Saunders and drummer 
Dave Graham pounded out their 
rhythms until the final song. 
Sunflower. 

The guitar trio NightShift 
seized the stage next with their 
acoustic assault. Their Battle 
plan consisted of their versions 
of Don McLean's American Pie, 
Blind Melon's No Rain, the 
Who's Behind Blue Eyes, and 
Led Zeppehn's Rankle On. Lon 
Pristas, Derek Mikesell, and 
Aaron Crisman may look famil- 
iar to fraternity party-goers at 
Clarion, where the band plays an 
occasional gig. 

Metallica and the Red Hot 
Chili Peppers inspired the next 
band. Mutual Casualty. They 




Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
Comedian Sky Sands kept the audience laughing with his 
bizarre humor as the emcee at the Battle of the Bands. 



attacked the competition with 
ammunition of their original 
songs. Perfect Night and self- 
titled Mutual Casualty, an instru- 




Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
Roman Candle is one of the bands that lit up the stage at last night's Battle of the Bands. 
They opened the battle with a bang and captured a cool third place out of the eight bands. 



mental about suffering, with 
singer/guitarist Robert Saunders 
adding simply, "Don't suffer," as 
drummer Ben Auman and gui- 
tarist John Saunders began the 
melody. 

Counterpart stepped up to the 
front of the Battle lines with 
their high intensity and energy 
and jamming guitar riffs. 
Drummer Rob Heichel, guitarists 
John Derosa and Jeremy Segala, 
and Wesley Craig "Kick- 
Started" the hearts of their audi- 
ence with songs by Motley Crue 
and others. 

Then, the funky, folky, new 
alternative sounds of Spot the 
Undercover Stunt Dog Band 
resounded through the Battle 
zone. Larry Allen, Brian 
McGee, Matt Shellenhammer, 
Felece Aiello, Katie Fitzpatrick, 
Kristen Wright, and Elliot 
Lawrence fired up the lyrics of 
Tell Me, Losing Time, The Funky 
Song, and Td Die for Your Love, 
with flute and bongos adding to 
the compliment of singers, key- 
boards, drums, and guitars. 

Then the soon-to-be victorious 
Infinity, whose debut album is 
now out in Genunell's bookstore 
stepped aboard. With their origi- 
nal songs, Dan Coyle, Scott 
Kaminski, Frank Maier, Alan 
Hooks, Brian Slavinsky, Jeff 
Walch, Karen Kearney, Jamie 



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Miller, Darrin Elensky, and Scott 
Wagner roused the lethargic, 
late-night audience. Anyone 
who left early to watch_The Late 
Show with David_Letterman of 
catch some z's missed Tonight 
with Infinity, and the only slow 
ballad of the night, the moving 
violin-accented Losing You. 
Between these two songs. 
Infinity declared "Life is war, 
and War is Hell." But for them, 
this war wasn't hell, and as the 
dust of the Battle settled, they 
emerged victorious and won the 
$150 prize. 

Keeping the action moving all 
night was emcee/comedian Sky 
Sands. Sands, who claims he 
was, " Made to wear polyester at 
age two and raised by a pack of 
savage (yet witty) Amway sales- 
men," has performed at colleges 
and nightclubs and on television 
across the United States, Canada, 
and Europe. He headlined at the 
Comedy Shop the Tropicana 
Hotel in Las Vegas and will 
appear in a National Lampoon 
special diis sunmier. 

With his Hvely, bizarre humor, 
Sands kept the audience laugh- 
ing with jokes, skits, puns, and 
joking insults about everyone 
and everything from Italians to 
West Virginians, from lemons to 
bodily functions, from morons to 
women. But he urged the crowd 
to "Bear with" him (Grrr . . . ) as 
he admitted that he's "not sex- 
ist," just "pretty ignorant." 

When technical difficulties 
delayed the Battle, Sands pulled 
out all the stops, resorting to flip- 
ping off the stage help, harrass- 
ing the spot light operator, and 
the finale straight jacket trick. 

It proved to be an unusual but 
exciting night that rocked the 
campus all night long. 



For those who missed 

the fun, here's a 
rundown on who won: 

i St place: 

INFINITY 
2nd place: 

NIGHTSHIFT 
3rd place: 
ROMAN CANDLE 



Page 14 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



Bus trips to mall now provided for students 



by Anita Carbon 
Lifestyles Writer 



Need a lift to the mall? Take 
the bus! Interhall Council and 
Student Senate are now provid- 
ing Clarion students access to 
bus transportation to and from 
the Clarion Mall. 

Tlie idea of providing students 
with bus transportation had been 
floating around Interhall Council 
for a few years until Debbie 
Wilcox, Interhall Council secre- 
tary, decided to move forward 
with the idea. Wilcox was 
assisted by David Scappe, who 
organized the bus transportation. 
Amy Mennen, the head of the 
Public Relations conmiittee, also 
helped with the project's plan- 
ning. 

The bus will load at Campbell 
Hall every other Wednesday 
starting February 2. The bus 
will leave Campbell at 5:30 and 
7 p.m. and depart from the 
Clarion Mall at 8:45 p.m. 

The bus trips to the Clarion 
Mall are free to all students with 
a valid ID. It is a chance for 



those without any form of trans- 
portation on campus to "get out" 
and enjoy the mall, meet their 
friends, or just for a change of 
scenery from the campus. The 
bus trips are a trial basis where 
participation counts in order to 
continue. 

Interhall Council is an organi- 
zation designed to coordinate 
events for the students living in 
the residence halls on campus. 
This group is also the voice of 
the seven ball councils when it 
comes to problems, opinions or 
just creative ideas for the resi- 
dence halls. 

The Student Senate is the ulti- 
mate voice of the student body 
of Clarion University. This 
organization is to voice opinions, 
suggestions and i»'oblems of the 
students regarding the university. 

Interhall Council and Student 
Senate will also be planning sev- 
eral other events this semester 
such as a blood drive on 
February 7. Interhall Council is 
also planning a formal dance in 
the spring. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Bus trips to the Clarion Mall are now provided by Interhall Council and the Student Senate. 



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Black History Month 



Nat Turner was born in 
Southhampton County, Virginia, 
in 1800. He worked as a field 
hand in cotton and tobacco pro- 
duction. He was mechanically 
gifted and deeply religious. Nat 
Turner was able to read and 
write, but how he learned is not 
clear. He preached on Sundays 
to slaves and some white people. 

Between the years of 1828- 
1830, Turner was sold and 
moved from one master to the 
next. In 1828, Turner had a 
vision telling him it was his duty 
to struggle against the enslave- 
ment of his people. In 1830, he 
was finally moved to the home 
of Joseph Travis. Nat Turner 
considered the phenomenon of 
"the eclipse of the sun" as a sign 
to him to command an uprising 
against slavery. 

Turner gathered a handful of 
conspirators, and on August 22, 
1831 at about 2 p.m.. Turner and 
the other slaves moved to the 

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Joseph Travis. Within 48 hours, 
he had built up his band to 60 
armed men. As many as 65 were 
killed by the rebelling slaves. 
The victims included men, 
women and children. 

On October 30, 1831, Turner 
was captured and held in prison 
from November 1-3. He was 
interviewed by court appointed 
Attorney Thomas Gray. These 
interviews were published as 
Turner's so-called confessions, a 
main source for the data on 
Turner and rebellion. On 
November 5, Turner was tried, 
found guilty and sentenced to 
death by hanging, which 
occurred six days later. 

Nat Turner was a devout 
Insurrectionary leader. He was 
driven by the extreme tightening 
of slave control measures 
throughout the South. His upris- 
ing came as a climax of a decade 
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Page 15 



Spring Rush '94 



Greeks traffic campus with ' ' rush ''-hours 



It was my sophomore year and 
knowing Clarion isn't exactly 
the most exciting place to be, 1 
decided that I needed to get 
involved with something that 
would make the long and cold 
days in Clarion go by a little 
faster. 

However, there was one prob- 
lem . . . what was there to get 
involved in? I already worked at 
the television station and the 
newspaper, but I still had too 
much time on my hands. 

The solution to my problem 
didn't come in the form of a bolt 
of lightning or a revelation, but a 
sign. A sign not from above, but 
posted on the main bulletin 
board of my residence hall. The 
sign said "Paint the Town 
Greek," and it started my jour- 
ney down the road of sorority 
formal rush. 

After signing up, I went to 
Rush Orientation, where mem- 
bers of Greek (»'ganizations told 
all of the rushees the ins and outs 
of formal rush. All of the 



rushees had a Rho Chi (a rush 
counselor) who was there to help 
us choose the best sorority that 
was right for us. My Rho Chi 
was in a sorority, but it was to 
remain a secret until the end of 
rush, so she couldn't influence 
my decision. 

"Meet the Greeks" was the 
first round of rush. Unlike infor- 
mal rush in the fall, where every- 
body has a choice of Greeks to 
visit, each rushee was put in a 
group and spent 15 minutes at 
each separate sorority. After 
what seemed to be an endless list 
of sigmas, alphas and every 
other letter in the Greek alpha- 
bet, it was lime to pick my top 
five combinations of Greek let- 
ters to go back to in the next 
round of parties. 

The second round eliminated a 
couple of sororities from 
rushees' lists, but increased the 
amount of time we spent at our 
remaining choices. The third 
round narrowed our choices to 
four sororities. The next step 



was to meet with our counselors 
who explained we were getting 
ready for the final round ... the 
preference parties. 

This was it, the final round. 
Our choices were now down to 
three. After the hour-long "pref ' 
parties, we (again) sat down with 
our Rho Chi's who helped us Hst 
our first, second and third choic- 
es for sisterhood. 

Now came the hardest part . . . 
waiting to see if my first choice 
wanted me to be a part of their 
sisterhood. 

Now, two years later, I have 
gone through formal rush as a 
rushee, a sister and now as a Rho 
Chi (which is the reason why 1 
can't tell you the end of my 
story). 

Joining a sorority was probably 
one of the best things I did dur- 
ing my four years at Clarion. It 
has taught me leadership skills, 
how to manage my time and 
most of all — how to be a friend. 

Toni is a Rho Chi counselor 
and cannot be identified 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Diana Anderson, the advisor to the Panhellenic Council, is 
ready for a busy week for the spring formal Greek rush. 
Sign-ups for orientation are tonight in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose Room at 8:00 p.m. 



Wellness Program helps to cope with teenagers 



by Lisa Ewing 
Lifestyles Writer 



This afternoon, Dr. T. Audean 
Duespohl from Clarion 
University's Venango campus 
will be speaking here about a 
very important topic. Her pro- 
gram entitled "Coping with 
Teenagers" will take place at 



noon in room 252 of the 
Gemmell Student Complex. 

Dr. Duespohl will attempt to 
help the audience in dealing with 
the "normal" behaviors of teens. 
Topics covered will range from 
low self-esteem to constant 
mood swings. 

The Wellness Program sup- 
ports the multidimensional con- 



cept of wellness as a positive 
approach to living. This concept 
enxompasses six areas: physical, 
emotional, spiritual, intellectual, 
occupational and social aspects 
of health. All of these dimen- 
sions are interrelated and affect 



one's total well-being. 

Dr. Duespohl's program is 
sponsored by the Wellness 
Program and will last approxi- 
mately one hour. Everyone is 
welcome to attend. 

Upcoming Welhiess Program 



events for the semester include 
the Fourth Annual Wellness Fair 
on April 14 in Tippin 
Gymnasium and the University 
Wellness Picnic on May 7 in 
Cook Forest. 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 





by Chuck Shepherd 



-In November, officials of the 
Commonwealth Games (featur- 
ing athletes from 66 nations 
competing in Olympic-style 
events) announced that Ortho 
McNeil Co. condoms will be the 
official condoms of the 1994 
Games in Victoria, British 
Columbia. 

-The Salt Lake Tribune report- 
ed in December that police offi- 
cer N.S. Hall had recently arrest- 
ed two men for engaging in sex 
in a car in Ogden, Utah, and had 
taken them to the police station. 
Due to a miscommunication at 
the station, the men were locked 
up in the same cell, and immedi- 
ately began having sex again. 

-In November, Carmen 
Friedewald-Hill, 26, was sen- 
tenced to 20 years in prison in 
Frederick, Maryland for shooting 
her boyfriend, Ryan Gesner, to 
death. She shot him in the stom- 
ach during an argument over 
who loved the other more. 



-In October, a young couple 
had to be U^eated for hypothermia 
at a Gemsheim, Germany, clinic 
after the parked car in which 
they were having sex rolled 
down a boat ramp into the Rhine 
River. Another man, who owned 
the car, was cited by authorities 
for the water pollution caused by 
leaking gasoline. 

-Thomas Dywayne Plachy, 30, 
was charged with DUI after 
being pinried under his own car 
in Deceft^ber in Bozeman, 
Montana, as he was trying to 
push it with the engine running. 
And Robert H. Betts, 73, was 
seriously injured in March in La 
Palma, California after he was 
hit by his own u^uck four times. 
He had accidentally knocked the 
transmission into reverse as he 
was getting out of the truck; the 
door knocked him down, and he 
could not get up as the truck kept 
backing in circles. And a 40- 
year-old woman was hit by her 
own car and killed in Vernon 
Hills, Illinois in November when 



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she jumped out of a tow truck 
that was towing the car on an 
expressway. 

-Nude dancer Dora Oberling, 
30, was recovering nicely from a 
gunshot wound inflicted by a 75- 
year-old man during an argu- 
ment outside the Mons Venus 
Club in Tampa, Florida in 
October. Tampa police Sgt. 
M.D. Smith said that paramedics 
treating Oberling told him that 
her breast implants "might have 



saved her life" by slightly 
deflecting the bullet aimed at her 
chest. 

-In November, Brazilian farm 
laborer Francisco Asis dos 
Santos was hospitalized near Sao 
Paulo alter he shot himself in the 
eye. He told doctors that he had 
had a bad toothache and tried to 
shoot the tooth out, but missed. 

-The Air Force annouiunl 
plans to retrofit each ol ii> 
ICBMs uliich carry from three 
to ten nuclear bombs that can 
wipe out entire cities, with new 
coining systems, according to an 
ariK le in The Wall Street 
Journal. The reason for the 
switch is to eliminate systems 
that use chlorofluorocarbons, 
which are suspected of destroy- 




DaveBany (c) 1994 Miami Herald 



The importance of being Earnest 



I have this idea for a new tele- 
vision series. It would be a real- 
istic action show, patterned after 
the true-life experiences of my 
dog. Earnest. The name of the 
show would be: "Adventure 

Dog." 

The theme song would go: 

"Adventure dog! Adventure 
dooooooooooooooggggg ! 
Kinda big, kinda strong 
Stupid as a log." 
Each episode would be about 
an exciting true adventure that 
happened to Earnest. For exam- 
ple, here's the script for an 
episode entitled: "Adventure 
Dog Wakes Up and Goes 
Outside": 

"It is 6:17 a.m. Adventure 
Dog is sleeping in the hall. 
Suddenly, she hears a sound. 
Her head snaps up. Somebody is 
up! Time to swing into action! 
Adventure Dog races down the 
hall and, skidding on all four 
paws, turns into the bathroom, 
where, to her total shock, she 
finds: The Master! Whom she 
has not seen since LAST 
NIGHT! YAYYYYYYYY!! 

ADVENTURE DOG: Bark! 

MASTER: DOWN, dammit! 

Now Adventure Dog bounds to 
the front door, in case the Master 
is going to take her outside. It is 
a slim chance. He has only 
taken her outside for the past 
2,637 consecutive mornings. 
But just in case. Adventure Dog 
is ready. 

ADVENTURE DOG: Bark! 

Can it be? Yes! This is unbe- 
lievable! The Master is coming 
to the door! Looks like 



Adventure Dog is going outside! 
YAAAYYY! 

MASTER: DOWN dammit! 

Now the Master has opened 
the door approximately one inch. 
Adventure Dog realizes that, at 
this rate, it may take the Master a 
full three-tenths of a second to 
open the door all the way. This 
is bad. He needs help. 
Adventure Dog alertly puts her 
nose in the crack and applies 
600,000 pounds of force to the 
door. 

MASTER: HEY! 

DOOR: WHAM! 

And now Adventure Dog is 
through the door, looking left, 
looking right, her finely honed 
senses absorbing every detail of 
the environment, every nuance 
;ind nuance and subtlety, looking 
u Holy Smoke! There it is! 
Ihc YARD! Right in the exact 
same place where it was yester- 
day! This is turning out to be an 
UNBELIEVABLE adventure! 

ADVENTURE DOG: Bark! 

Adventure Dog is vaguely 
trouble() Some primitive ver- 
sion of ,1 thought is rattling 
around inside her tiny cranium, 
like a BB in a tuna-fish can. But 
what on Eanli could it be? 
Before Adventure Dog can think 
of an answer, she detects ... is 
this possible? Yes! It's a 
SMELL! Yikes! Full Red 
Alert! 

ADVENTURE DOG: Sniff 
sniff sniff. 
MASTER Come on, Eamesi 

ADVEMURI IX)G Sniff 
sniff sniff sniff snill snil t 

MASTER: Will you hurry 



ing the Earth's ozone layer. 

-As President Bush ordered air 
strikes against Iraq during his 
last days in office in January, 
Patriot missle launchers were set 
up, as a precaution, on what are 
the fairways for six holes of the 
golf course at itic Hunting & 
Equestrian club in Kuwait city. 
Golfer Walid Al-Tailji told the 
Associated Press in a story 
reported in the New Haven 
Register, "I know national secu- 
rity is a priority, but this (incon- 
venience to golfers) is another 
form of invasion." 



•(c)1993-1994 Universal 
Press Syndicate 

UP? 

ADVENTURE DOG: Sniff 
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff 
sniff. 

No question about it. The evi- 
dence is clear. This is a smell, 
all right. And what's more, it's 
the smell of — this is so incredi- 
ble — DOG WEEWEE! Right 
here in the vard! 

MASTER: EARNEST! 

ADVENTURE DOG: Sniff 
sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff. 

Adventure Dog is getting the 
germ of an idea. At first it seems 
far-fetched, but the more she 
thinks about it, the more she 
thinks, hey, why not? The idea 
is — get ready — Adventure 
Dog is going to MAKE WEE- 
WEE! Right now! Outside! It's 
crazy but it just mignt work! 

MASTER: Good GIRL. 

What was that? It was a 
sound! Definitely. A sound 
coming from , . . over there. 
Yes! No question about it! 
This is unbelievable! It's the 
MASTER, out here in the yard! 
YAAAYYY! 

MASTCR: DOWN, dammit! 

THEME-SONG SINGER: 
Adventure Dog, Adventure 
Dooooooooooooooooogggggg. . 

ADVENTURE DOG: BARK! 

MASTER: DOWN!" 

Bear in mind that this is only 
one episode. There are many 
other possibilities: "Adventure 
Dog Gets Fed," "Adventure Dog 
Goes for a Ride in the Car and 
Sees Another Dog and Barks 
Real Loud for the Next 116 
Miles," etc. It would be the kind 
of family-oriented show your 
kids could watch, because there 
would be extremely little sex, 
thanks to an earlier episode, 
"Adventure Dog Has an 
Operation." 



Dave Barry is a syndicated 
columnist with the Miami 
Herald 



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Movie Review 



'Tombstone'': plot on grave or mark of success 



Rated R 

DirectcH*: George Cosmatos 
♦*** Well worth the money 
**♦ Good, but just once 
** OK if you're really bored 
* Don't even bother 

by Amy Beth Fort 
Lifestyles Writer 

With all the big names in 
'Tombstone," most people might 
think it must be a good movie. 
Well, that just proves that an all- 
star cast can't save a bad script. 

The plot of "Tombstone" is 
plausible, as lawman Wyatt Earp 
(Kurt Russell) decides to hang 
up his badge and make his for- 
tune in the boomtown of 
Tombstone. He and his brothers 
(Sam Elliot and Stephen Lang) 
move themselves and their wives 
to the mining town to make their 
fortune. Of course, they all 
eventually pick up their badges 
again to decimate a band of out- 
laws who call themselves "cow- 
boys." 

The Harp brothers quickly run 
into Wyatt' s Dodge City cohort. 
Doc Holiday (Val Kitaier), who 



comes to Tombstone to try to 
cure his Tuberculosis. Holiday, 
of course, comes to the aid of the 
brothers and joins the posse. 

Dana Delaney (China Beach, 
Housesitter) plays an actress 
who comes to Tombstone to 
bring some culture to the wild 
west and promptly falls in love 
with the married in a seemingly 
pointless subplot. 

The historical references in 
"TombstOjBc" are correct and the 
portrayal of the silver-rich town 
is excellent. The story, however, 
is cliched and corny. 

Russell models his character 
obviously after a Clint Eastwood 
cowboy and Delaney can't make 
her acting grow farther than 
Colleen from China Beach. The 
one exception to the movie is 
Val Kihner's stellar perfwrnance 
of the poet/gambler Holiday and 
is not only the obvious star of the 
movie, but is it's only saving 
grace. 

In essence, "Tombstone," at 
two and a half hours, is too long 
and too predictable. 

♦* Rating 



STAR (Students Together Against Rape) 
and Clarion^s Sexual Assault Network 

to sponsor 

Sexual Assault Open Forum 

Thursday, February 10 
7:00 Hart Chapel 

Dr. Diane Reinhard, Fn Monty Sayer and our con- 
cerned community will be coming together to take a 
stand of intolerance of sexual assault 

Come to hear the statistics of sexual assault, have all 
lyour questions answered or just lend your support 



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opposing View 

by Cashaw 
Contributing Writer 

I am one who does not, histor- 
ically, like westerns. But as of 
late there have been a couple that 
1 have liked, and Tombstone is 
one. 

If you know anything about 
American history then you 
should know about the Gun 
Fight at the OK Corral. In the 
movie, Doc Holiday and the 
Earp Brothers join forces to 
defeat The Cowboys in a gun 
fight, then later in the film go on 
to annihilate the entire gang. I 
do not know how historical the 
movie is, but it is simple, fun 
cmema. Yes, the plot is simple 
and predictable, but realize it is a 
Western and not Shakespeare. 

The Earp brothers, Wyatt, 
Morgan, and Virgil (Kurt 
Russell, Stephen Lang, Sam 
Elliot) are first seen getting off 
of a train with their wives to start 
new lives in Tombstone, 
Arizona. Wyatt and Virgil are 
both former Kansas sheriffs, and 



we do not know what the hell 
Morgan does. Maybe self-grati- 
fication? They hope to strike it 
rich in this booming silver town 
in Northern Arizona. 

Val Kilmer (Doc Holiday), 
well-educated (versed in Latin 
and philosophy) was a riot, but 
not in a comical sense. He 
played a drunken gun fighter 
with a dry sense of humor com- 
ing to Tombstone to cure his 
tuberculosis. He has some of the 
best one liners in the movie. My 
favorite takes place when he has 
a run in with one of The 
Cowboys, the evil clique. It is a 
tense situation (of course he is 
drunk) and a Cowboy says, 
"You're drunk and I bet you are 
seeing two of me!" Doc 
(Kilmer), already holding one 
gun, replies, "Yes, and I have a 
gun for each of you." He then 
proceeds to produce another gun. 
Val was also well dressed. He 
woreascots! 

The Harps and Holiday meet 
and proceed to find out that the 
town has a gang problem call 
The Cowboys. The Cowboys 



ruffle the Earps and Doc which 
leads to the gun fight at The OK 
Corral. Watch this part and you 
will see that the gun fight was 
started by Doc due to the fact 
he winked at The Cowboys. 
This whole thing leads to 
revenge by The Cowboys, then 
to the extinction of the gang by 
the Earps. While this storyline is 
going on Wyatt' s wife is getting 
high on Opi'jm, and he is having 
lustful thoughts about an actress 
there to incult the town. 

In the end Wyatt comes out 
unscathed and gets the girl. 
Morgan bites the bullet, and 
Virgil loses an arm. Doc (a 
moment of silence please) finally 
succumbed to T.B., but before he 
does he kills the chiefton of The 
Cowboys. He was his huckleber- 
ry. 

Social point of interest: in the 

opening sequences it is said that 
Tombstone bad a higher murder 
rate than modern New York 
City. 

Go see the movie and enjoy it 
for what it is worth. 

**» Rating 



Visiting Scholar Lecture discusses 

contemporary African cinema 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

Many people would believe 
that a college campus is no place 
to experience culture. The 
Clarion University Visiting 
Scholar Lecture series is work- 
ing to change that incorrect train 
of thought. 

On Monday, February 7 the 
university presents filmmaker 
and African historian Claire 
Andrade-Watkins who will give 
a presentation entitled, 
"Contemporsry Issues and 
Trends in African Cinema." 

Although Andrade-Watkins is 
now assistant professor of mass 
communications at Boston's 
Emerson college, she made time 
to arrange the African film/video 
presentation at the annual film 
experience which includes work 
on PBS. She has also been a part 
of several discussions and lec- 
tures, including being the 
Harvard University African Film 
Series' keynote sj)eaker in 1992. 

While at Boston University, 
Andrade-Watkins earned her 
doctorate in African history by 



giving a dissertation titled 
"Francophone African Cinema: 
French Financial and Technical 
Assistance 1961 to 1977." 

Andrade-Watkins has also 
been invited to judge films at 
film festivals in Ouagadougou, 
Burkina Faso in West Africa, 
and in Martinique. Whe has also 
organized many African film 
festivals in the United States. 

She has also co-authored the 
book "Blackframes: Critical 
Perspectives on Black 
Independent Cinema," as well as 
a number of articles and papers 
considering various aspects of 
African Cinema. 

To celebrate the appearance of 
Claire Andrade-Watkins, a 
movie and a day with the stu- 
dents and faculty is planned. In 
lOom 248 of the Gemmell 
Complex, "Wend Kuuni," a 
movie directed by African film- 
maker Gaston Kabore, was 
shown yesterday. 

The film is called "a fable for 
modem Africa." It was about a 
young mule boy who, after being 
found by a peddler, learns about 



himself and where he came 
from. 

The Clarion University 
African-American Caucus, the 
Presidential commission on the 
Status of Women, the Clarion 
University Foundation as well as 
other campus organizations are 
arranging for our guest speaker 
to have breakfast with faculty 
and staff members, meet with the 
members of the C arion 
University African American 
Student Union and attend at least 
one class with the student body. 

The presentation, which will 
be held on Monday, February 7 
in the Hart Chapel at 7:30, is free 
to the public. 



February 
is 

Black 
History 

Month 




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keeping warm this 

winter? 




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compiled by 
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Mark Mariano 

Junior, Early Childhood Ed. 

"Heaping on the clothes!" 



Jason Barner 

Senior, Secondary Ed. 

"Playin' hoops and spending time with 

my giri." 



Amanda Arkow 
Freshman, Undeclared 
"Dreaming of Mexico!" 




Keenan Shafer 

Junior, Communication 

"A heavy jacket with flannel under it." 





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Melinda Knox 

Sophomore, Psychology 

"Wearing long underwear and 

drinking tea." 



Matt Price 

Junior, Management 

"I'd have to say I'm snuggling" 



Mark Johnson 
Senior, Accounting 
"Staying in bed with my girlfriend. 



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Sports 



Eagle women split road games 



by Tondakiya Carey 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion Women's 
Basketball team has started the 
season off with an outstanding 
14-3 record. The Lady Eagles, 
who have beaten some top 
ranked teams this season, owe 
their success to good execution, 
effective team play, and a strong 
coaching staff. Six freshmen 
have joined the team this year to 
add not only depth, but also 
some great playing time. It has 
gotten to the point that when 
Coach Parsons substitutes, the 
Eagles' quality of play does not 
diminish. 

The Golden Eagles have been 
on the road for their last two 
games at Slippery Rock and at 
Pace University. Against 
Slippery Rock, the Eagles were 
facing a big rival and a guarantee 
of a tight game. Clarion took the 
lead early with Amy Migyanka's 



three pointer just 16 seconds into 

the game. Clarion led the game 

for most of the first half, only 

letting Slippery Rock get ahead 

by six before retaking the lead 

and heading into the locker room 

with a 43-39 advantage. To 

begin the second half. Clarion 

pounded it inside to Mona 

Gaffney for their first six points. 

Gaffney had a tremendous day, 

finishing with 27 points on 12 

for 19 shooting, and pulled in six 

boards. Clarion held the lead for 

the last six minutes of the game, 

continuing to work it inside to 

Carlila Jones as well. Jones 

finished with 18 points and 

twelve rebounds as Clarion 

closed the game with an 81-77 

victory. Guards Amy Coon and 

Amy Migyanka had ten points 

apiece, and senior guard 

Shannon Coakley left with 16 

points and seven rebounds. 

Next, Clarion traveled to Pace 
University where they suffered a 



Men beat Crimson Eagles 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Monday night the Clarion 
University Men's Basketball 
team took on the Crimson Eagles 
of Philadelphia Bible College. 
Philly Bible entered the contest 
with an 8-9 mark, and many 
figured that the Eagles would 
have no problem dismantling the 
visiting ball club. This was not 
the case early on however, as 
Clarion fell behind by as many 
as 13 poinLs at the midway point 
in the first half. Oronn Brown, 
who sometimes seems to be 
saving his offensive skills for 
jjst the right moment, tried to 
provide an anecdote to his 
teammates' cold shooting, and 
had nine 14 points by halftime. 
Spurred on by Brown's 
performance. Clarion climbed 
back into the game and then just 
took complete control, going on 
a 15-2 run before the half. At 
the end of the half it was like the 
Oronn and Kwame show as 
Brown used his amazing speed 
to chase down a loose ball, came 
down court, tossed it to Morton, 
Morion threw it back, and 
Brown layed it in. The 
defender's head was spinning. 
Morton then stole a ball, gave it 



to Brown who threw it back and 
got the assist as Morton went to 
the whole. 

In the second half it was more 
of the same as Clarion 
successfully pounded the ball 
inside, balanced with some better 
outside shooting. The offense 
began to chum out points like a 
well- oiled machine. Clarion's 
biggest lead was 36 which came 
at the 31 second mark in the 
game after a Bob Montrose 
layup. The final score of the 
game was 95-61 as Clarion won 
going away. 

Morion finished the game with 
34 points and six rebounds. He 
moved into second place as the 
all lime scorer in PS AC history. 
Brown had 16 points and seven 
boards, Steve Branch left with 
14 points and 11 rebounds, 
Tyrone Sherrod had 1 1 points 
and five rebounds, and Ian While 
had 10 boards and blocked three 
shots. Brian Paige, who had a 
slow fi'-'^t half and sat on the 
bench for the first six minutes of 
the second period, finished with 
eight points and four rebounds. 

Clarion's next game will come 
against Shippensburg as both 
teams travel for a double-header 
against the Red Raiders. 



very disappointing loss. Coming 
in with identical records at 14-2, 
the Eagles knew that they would 
be in for a tough battle. The 
Eagles continued to look to tlicir 
inside giime as Gaffney netted 18 
points and grabbed 14 rebounds. 
Jones also had 18 points and 
took in 13 rebounds. They also 
played very well inside 
defensively. However in the 
second half, Clarion's shooting 
went cold as they hit only 35%. 
The result was a close 62-60 
defeat. Coon finished with 11 
points and six rebounds, and 
Coakley had 11 points and four 
rebounds. 

Clarion plays 5th- ranked 
California at home this 
Wednesday (We will have 
already gone to press by then), 
and on Saturday they travel to 
Shippensburg to battle the Red 
Raiders. 




Jerri Steigelman/Clarion Call 
Clarion's Mona Gaffney played superbly against Slippery 
Rock and Pace . She had a combined 45 points scoring 
and 20 rebounds. 



A weekly look at a Clarion University athlete 

\ — ■ — -•- \,'j 

Eagle in the spotlight 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Oronn Brown, a freshman 
sensation at CUP, is a sparkling 
addition to the mens' basketball 
team. His speed, defensive play, 
and ability to drive the lane or 
shoot from outside make him an 
incredible all around talent. His 
great court vision and quick 
hands make him an excellent 
passer, and his leaping ability 
leaves him with no problem of 
getting his 6"V frame up above 
the rim. 

Oronn was raised in New York 
by his mother, a professor, and 
an older sister. They taught him 
to stay away from the dangers of 
inner city life, praising the 
benefits of hard work and 
education. Oronn also said that 
he played basketball "to keep 
himself busy and out of trouble." 

So why did the 27th ranked 
high school player in New York 
City pick Clarion? "I was 
recruited by a lot of Division I 
schools but none of them had a 
chance of winning. I liked 
Clarion because there were .some 



other Brooklyn Kids here. I 
liked the facilities, I liked Coach 
Righter, and I heard they had a 
good business management 
program here." As one could 
imagine, there is a major culture 
shock of moving from Brooklyn 
to Clarion. But Oronn said that 
he enjoyed the slower pace of 
Clarion for a college setting but 
said he'll probably live in the 
city after graduation. 

Clarion is graduating their 
other four starters this year and 
the leadership responsibilities 
will fall squarely on Brown's 
shoulders. "They're looking 
for me to fill that void. I've still 
got a lot of learning to do." 

As far as schooling goes, 
Brown knows it's an important 
priority. The pressures on a 
student athlete are demanding 
but he says, "You just gotta try 
as hard as you can." He even 
says his biggest accomplishment 
this far is hitting the books hard 
in college. 

If pro ball isn't in his future he 
hopes to become a business 
manager of some kind of .sports 
store. "Just something that will 



keep me involved in sports." 

In his few free moments, 
Brown likes to hang out in 
Gemmel, playing pool or playing 
video games. While you may 
want to challenge him in a game 
of "NBA Jams," you don't want 
to challenge him on the real 
comt. 




Pat McDewit/Clarion Call 
Oronn Brown is destined to 
be a star in the PSAC. He 
currently is sixth in the 
nation in steals. 



Morton breaks school scoring record 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



It was a short little fall-away 
jumper from slightly behind the 
backboard. There was a 
defender in his face, forcing him 
to shoot one handed, slightly 
pushing the ball towards the 
basket. A difficult shot for most, 
but just another day's work for 
Kwame Morton. However, this 
was not just another shot. As the 
ball swished through the net with 



a satisfying rip, Morion etched 
his name into the Clarion record 
books. 

Morton entered the January 7 
game against Davis and Elkins 
University needing only six 
points to surpass Reggie Wells' 
school scoring record of 2,011. 
The thirty points he had dropped 
in by the end of the game easily 
pushed him past that total. 
Breaking the record at the mid- 
way point of the season leaves 
the imagination wondering to 



what heights Morton could push 
the point total. 

Several newspapers (including 
this publication) have been 
talking about the record since the 
beginning of this basketball 
season. Early in the game it 
apeared as if all of the hoopla 
had taken its toll. Morton 
seemed to be forcing some shots 
and attempted a couple of deep 
three pointers with people all 
over him. He admitted that the 
record was enough to affect his 



Can Kwame play in the NBA? 



by Adam Earnheardt 
Sports Writer 



Just because you don't see his 
face plastered all over the 
television networks or read about 
him in Sports Illustrated, doesn't 
mean that Kwame Morton is just 
another basketball player in the 
NCAA. Rather, Mr. Morton is 
doing quite well. 

Kwame has the highest scoring 
average in the entire NCAA at 
33 points per game (yes, 
including those Division I fellas 
on ESPN). He scored 56 points 
against Slippery Rock last 
Wednesday and has scored a 
total of 2(X) points in the last five 
games. As of the Monday night 
game against Philadelphia Bible 
college. "Automatic Morton" 
has moved into second place on 



Portsmouth Invitational. He was 
later picked by the Minnesota 
Timberwolves in the second 
round of the 1991 NBA draft. 
After spending a short time in 
the NBA, Brown was moved 
down to the Continental 
Basketball Association (CBA) a 
semi-pro league that constantly 
shuffles players in and out of the 
NBA ranks. Brown quite 
possibly could end up on an 
NBA roster in the future. 

So the question arises: Do 
Morton's statistics compare to 
Brown's? 

Brown presently holds the 
PSAC scoring title with 2,619 
points. However, Brown played 
several more games (13) than 
Morton will have played by the 
close of this season, barring any 
injury or play-off games. Thus, 



overseas isn't what I'm looking 
for. But, if the package is right, I 
might decide to go over. The 
seasons are shorter in overseas 
leagues like half the amount of 
games played in the NBA 
(around 30 games a season), so 
that might give me more time to 
spend over here." 

Al Modrejewski, assistant 
coach for the CUP men's 
basketball team, knows of 
Morton's potential. "If he goes 
to the Portsmith Invitational he'll 
be seen buy the best pro scouts, 
Blake (one of the top NBA 
scouts) has inquired about 
Kwame. Coach Righter (head 
coach for the CUP men's team) 
has sent Blake infonnation about 
Kwame." 

"He's everything you look for 
in a player and more," says 



Myron Brown stats 


















G FGM EGA 


PCI 


FTM 


FIA 


PCT 


REB 


AST 


PTS 


AVG 


117 887 1845 


.481 


638 


772 


.826 


760 


299 


2619 


22.6 


Kwame Morton stats 


















G FGM EGA 


per 


ElM 


FIA 


PCT 


REB 


AST 


PTS 


AVG 


95 887 1783 


.449 


363 


448 


.818 


467 


267 


2292 


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the all-time leading scoring list 
in the PSAC with 2,292 points. 

Marty Blake of Street & 
Smiths and other professional 
basketball scouts care. They 
care about Morton and his 
potential to take his game to the 
next level, the professional level. 
They care enough about Morton 
to consider him for a spot at the 
Portsmith Invitational in 
Portsmith, Virginia, one of the 
biggest NBA scouting venues in 
the country. Only two or three 
Division II players are invited 
each year. 

A former Slippery Rock 
haskciball standout. Myron 
Brown, not his shot at the 



it's simple to figure that Morton 
could easily pass Brown's total 
point figure (2,619) if Morton 
played as many games. 

Although stats sometimes lie, 
Morton's don't. Morton's 
figures are equal, if not superior 
in some categories, to those of 
Brown's. Does this make him an 
NBA caliber player? How about 
a CBA contract? Is there the 
possibility of an overseas deal? 
The answers to all these 
questions is yes. 

"If I get the opportunity," 
Morton says, "I am confident in 
myself and I believe I can prove 
invscir in mv iiainc. I like kMus: 
close to my lanrily, so i!oini: 



Coach Righter. "Sure he has 
great athletic abilities and has 
been a big factor in our 
successes, but it's the intangibles 
that make him the quality person 
he is. Kwame is a warm, candid 
individual who has tremedous 
character." 

"Automatic Morton," a 1993- 
94 Consensus All- American, has 
the tools and the skills to play at 
the professional level. He might 
not be the high-flying, slammin' 
jammin' artist that we see every 
year in the NBA slam dunk 
contest, he is, however, a true 
athlete, a natural scorer and an 
ania/iiig person both on and off 
the court. 



play. "It was certainly in the 
back of my mind," he said. 
"There was just too much talk 
about it today." 

Morton came to Clarion with 
high expectations and it was 
early on in his career that he 
realized that breaking the record 
was an attainable goal. 

"After my sophomore year, 
coach pointed it out to me." But 
like most great athletes he 
doesn't put loo much emphasis 
on this one achievement. 




Pat McDewit/Clarion Call 
What more can you say about 
Clarion's All-American guard? 

Eagle wrestlers win 
13th PSAC title 
story continued 
from pg. 1 

the compeution, winning all 
four of his matches by pin. He 
pinned Shippensburg's Jamie 
Braumbaugh in a tourney record 
21 seconds, the tliird fastest time 
in Clarion history. BoUi Grays 
and Brown also had impressive 
victories to reach the finals. 
Grays got a takedown for a 7-5 
overtime decision over Chad 
Bailey of Bloomsburg. Bailey 
had beaten Grays earlier this 
season and last year as well. 
Brown pinned Andy Fitzpatrick, 
also of Bloomsburg, who is a 
three time national qualifier 

The Eagles have wrestled 
through a tough schedule very 



"I just try to take things in 
stride. I've had it really good 
here and I just take things as they 
come to me." 

With a few minutes left in the 
game, Kwjune's 30 points in the 
bag and Clarion with a 
comfortable 30 point lead, 
Morton drove for a layup and 
had it rejected. Coming down 
the court the rejector loudly trash 
talked in Kwame's ear. 

"I just told him to look at the 
scoreboard." .lust like he has cill 
throughout his career at Clarion, 
this classy athlete let his 
performance do all the talking. 
Congratulations Kwame. 



well this season, and have 
defeated several national powers. 
Not even in the pre-season top 
20, the Eagles climbed the 
rankings before suffering two 
defeats. However, their 
performance last weekend shows 
that they are up to the challenge 
of facing top notch competition, 
and are a force to be reckoned 
with as the season comes down 
the stretch. Clarion is ranked #8 
in a recent poll by the 
AWN/NWCA. That ranking will 
be challenged this Saturday 
when an undefeated Syracuse 
team comes to Tippin 
Gymnasium. The Orangemen 
are ranked 19ih in the country 
and will prove to be another test 
for the Claiion team that seems 
to be getting stronger down the 
stretch. 

Our campus will be hosting 
Division I wrestling at its best 
this weekend, and it would be 
unfortunate not to take 
advantage of tlic opportunity to 
see our wrestlers defend their top 
ten ranking. This match pits two 
of the nation's perennial 
wrestling powers against each 
other. Coach Davis and the team 
urge all to attend. 






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Sports Opinion 

If the Bills make it back to the Super Bowl , I'm not going to watch 



hy Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



Will a true rcpresentalivc of 
the AFC please step forward. 
I've had enough. No more, 
plea.sc. Tor the past four years, I 
jind AI'C fans like me, have put 
hopes of an A1"C champion in 
the hands of the Buffalo Bills. 
No more. Surely amongst the 
fourteen teams making up the 
American Football Conference, 
someone will eventually emerge 
as the Super Bowl Champion. 
After Dallas' 30-13 smashing of 
Kelly's Heroes on Sunday, I'm 
beginning to think that the Nil. 
is made up of just the NFC - or 
even just the NFC East! The last 
ten Super Bowls have been won 
by the Nationals, the last four by 
the NFC East. Does the word 
dominance mean anything in the 
NFL? 

I approached last Sunday's 
game with hopes, high hopes. I 



thought for SURl- this would be 
the AlC's year. Dallas 
overconfidencc, a Buffalo team 
with a lot of heart, and history 
never producing a four-straight 
loser made me think of 
Lombjtfdi Dreiuns for the AlC 
No dice. Once again, an 
overpowering defense, a HUGE 
offensive line, and a running 
back wiUi no mercy destroyed a 
smaller, less-efficient team. 
How? How can this same 
scenario keep repeating itself 
year after year? My answer: 
Get the Bills out of the Super 
Bowl. They are a great team; 
year after year they play a first 
place schedule and continue to 
make it to America's Show. 
Look at their yearly staLs. Ilieir 
offense is deadly and can score a 
lot of touchdowns in very little 
lime and their defense has more 
stars than the big dipper. Bruce 
Smith, Darryl Talley, Cornelius 
Bennet, and Marvcus Patton are 



just a few. However, this 
tiilented defense was ranked nan 
the bottom of the NFT. towards 
die end of 1993. 

Dallas, on the other hand, has 
as many if not more stars on 
offense, and a defen.se that still, 
even after two Super Bowl ring.s, 
is no-name. Wa.shington, Lett, 
Iwerett, Wood.son (no not Rod), 
and Jeffcoat aren't exactly 
household names, but they arc 
effective. Ranked in the top ten 
in the league, this squad is the 
'90's version of the old Dallas 
D(X)msday Defense. Remember, 
defense wins championships, 
and offense sells tickets. In 
Dallas they do both. A 
suffocating, bone- jarring, teeth 
rattling defense, combined with a 
deadly, pounding, non-stop 
offense is what America saw on 
Sunday as Dallas joined 
Pittsburgh and San Francisco as 
the only teams with four 
Lombardi trophies. 



Sports Opinion 

The San Antonio Spurs Dennis Rodman: an asset 
or just plain assinine? 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



Blonde, blue, red and purple. 
Dennis Rixlman has more colors 
than the Good Humor man has 
flavors. I'm sure many of you 
basketball fans and sports 
fanatics in general have seen the 
"show" this year. The "show" 
that Rodman puts on is one of 
m;my different talents. Included 
in his repertoire are rebounds o' 
plenty, incredible defensive 
stops, and abundant enthusiasm. 
However id.so included in his bag 
of tricks ju^e practice habits that 
rival that of a corpse, numerous 
ejections, and a persoiiiility that's 
as annoying as the llu. Traded 
from the Detroit Pistons to the 
San Anionio Spurs for Sean 
F:iliot and David W(xh1, Rodman 
is both sweet and sour. This 
brings us to several different 
areas thai are of concent to the 
Spurs. 

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F-irst of all, let's talk about the 
positive that "The Wonn" brings 
to the Spurs - rebounds, 
rebounds, and more rebounds. 
Since coming into the league 
from South Eastern Oklahoma 
State, Rodman has established 
himself as a tenacious defender 
and a "robo-rcboundcr." Asking 
him to give you 18 (at least) 
rebounds a night is like asking 
Shaq to give you at least one 
dunk a game. It's a done deal. 
IXMinis jil.so delivers the dcfen.se 
the San Anionio club has lacked. 
Other than Mr. Robinson, the 
Spurs have been short on 
defense, and Rodman 

strengthens thai area. Another 
positive aspect of his game is 
that Rodman gives the Spur's 
home crowd something to come 
out and slare at. lie certainly 
keeps the organization aiid their 
fans on on their toes. 

Now for the craziness. Forget 
the hair color(s), it doesn't affect 



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the way he plays the game. 
However, how could Rodman 
not bring disunity to any team? 
Refusing to work on shooting 
skills can't sit well with coach 
John Lucas and the rest of the 
team. Rcxlman could be much 
more of an asset if he had some 
sort of offensive move. Even 
putting a shot back up after a 
rebound would be nice. 

At the time I wrote this ju^ticlc 
Rodman had been tossed from 
four giunes, the latest bringing a 
barrage of tcjun appi^el onto the 
court and plenty of fines. Fhis 
might not hurl the Spurs too 
much during the reguh'tf sea.son, 
but San Antonio needs his 
presence and postseason 
experience in the playoffs if they 
expect to go anywhere. His off 
court problems are also very 
extensive but I am not a 
psychology major and I only 
have so much spjice. 

I 'or the record, let me state that 
at times I love the way Dennis 
Rodmiui plays I lowcver, keep in 
mind that ba.skelball is a team 
sport (even in the NBA) and a 
run for the championship 
nescessitates unity. Is Rodmjui a 



I'm not going to go into deliul 
about how the Bills lost or how 
the 'Boys won. If you're a 
Diillas fan - Congrats; if you're a 
Bills fan - give it up. A great 
team, yes. A Super iciun, never. 
Buffalo needs to step down, and 
let a tejun from Uie AI-C that can 
play NFC-style defense and 
score often go to \hc show. How 
mjuiy chances do the Bills need? 
Next yeiy, next year, next ycju".... 

It sure kx>ks like Dallas will be 
back for a possible "Threepeat." 
One of youngest teams in the 
league, the Cowboys could be 
the next dynasty in professional 
sports. Led by a spend-happy 
owner, the Cowboys are a well 
paid, well coached team that will 
be at the top for quite a while. 
All the other 27 remaining teams 
in the league should model the 
Cowboys. Whatever Jimmy 
Johnson and Jerry Jones are 
doing, they're DEFINITELY 
doing it all right. At the pace 



they're going Dallas will be 
mjiking additions to their trophy 
case every January. 

So with the season coming to 
another "NFC Champion" 
ending, I'm offering a chidlenge 
to the AFC. Learn to play 
football like your sister 
conference. Fifteen years ago 
they learned from your teams 
(Steelers, Dolphins, Raiders), 
now you leant from Uiem (49ers, 
Cowboys, Giants). All things go 
in cycles and the AFC's turn is 
coming. I wish it would get 
here! 

Every year I wish for an AFC 
win. Ah well, I'll just pop a tape 
in the VCR and watch an AFC 
victory. Hey! Super Bowl 18 
looks good - Raiders 38 
Redskins 9. The last time the 
AFC held Mr. Lombardi's 
Trophy. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 




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Page 25 



IN THE BLEACHiRS 

by Steve Moore 



Morton pulls in even more honors 






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Kwame Morton, Clarion 
University's outstanding 
shooting guard and the leading 
scorer in all divisions of the 
NCAA, continues to roll up the 
records and accolades as the 
1993-94 season hits the stretch 
drive. 

A 6'4" 200-pound, senior from 
Brooklyn, N.Y., Morton is the 
leading scorer ina 11 NCAA 
Divisions. Morton, who leads 
NCAA Division II with a 33 ppg 
average, leads Division Ill's 
Steve Diekmann of Grinnell 
College (Iowa) who is at 32.1 
ppg, and Division I's leader, 
Southern University's Jervaugh 
Scales at 28.3 ppg and Purdue's 
Glenn Robinson at 28.1 ppg. 

Morton was named the PSAC- 
West "Player of the Week" on 
Monday for the fourth time this 
season. He earned his award 

Sports Opinion 



with his record setting 56-point 
performance in Clarion's 94-85 
win at Slippery Rock last 
Wednesday. Morton connected 
on 14 of 24 field goals including 
6 of 12 from three-point land, 
plus poured in 22 of 24 shots 
from the foul line. Kwame 
broke Terry Thompson's record 
of 51 points versus Grove City in 
1964-65, plus he broke Bill 
Lechman's record of 18 free 
throws in a game in the 1962-63 
season. The 56-point 
performance included an 
incredible second half stretch 
where Morton led the Eiagles to 
victory. Behind 59-58 with 
13:09 left, Morton scored 
Clarion's next 27 straight points, 
including two free throws with 
1:16 left and a Golden Eagle 85- 
79 lead. 

Monday night, in Clarion's 95- 
61 win over Philadelphia Bible, 
Morton tallied 34 points and 
moved into second place in 



career PSAC scoring with 2,292 
points. He passed Phil Walker 
(Millersville), who had 2,261 
from 173-77. With only 8 games 
remaining in the regular season, 
it is doubtful that Morton could 
catch former Slippery Rock All- 
American regular season, it is 
doubtful that Morton could catch 
former Slippery Rock Ail- 
American Myron Brown, who 
had 2,619 from 1987-91. He 
would need to average 40.8 ppg. 

In addition, Morton wsa named 
USA Today's NCAA Division II 
"Player of the Week" last Friday 
for games played the week of 
Januar) 16-23. In his two games 
that week, Morton tallied 78 
points, 10 rebounds, 3 assists and 
3 steals, while shooting 63% 
from three point range, and 67% 
from the foul line. 

Morton's 56 points is the most 
in Division II since January 29, 
1986 when Russel Pullin scored 
59 points fOT Colorado Mines. 



The NBA: Life after Michael 



try Nathan Kohl 
Sports Editor 



Michael Jordan is now long 
gone from the courts of the 




NBA, and the league is doing 
just fine. Many people were 
wondering what would happen 
with the big vacuum that the 
abscence of Jordan would create. 
It was suggested that losing 
Jordan, Bird, and Johnson is 
such a short period would send 
the league into a destructive 
downward spiral. Some were 
even saying that the Bulls 
wouldn't even make the 
playoffs. Well, Jordan has 
moved on to other things 
(mainly, the White Sox) and the 
NBA and Bulls are thriving. 

One thing that the NBA has 
done more effectively than the 
other three major sports is 
market towards youth. Watch an 
NBA commercial or 
Sportscenter showing NBA 



highlights, and youMl see an 
MTV-like, catch me if you can 
splicing of dunks, blocked shots, 
and more dunks. Kids love this 
stuff. Go to an elementary 
school and you'll see tons of 
NBA apparel and hear kids 
talking about Shaq's great game 
last night. When I was their age, 
I didn't know the first thing 
about basketball. We talked 
about football and baseball. The 
fact the NBA has marketed its 
stars so well, and made them so 
accesible, is one reason that it 
can survive the retirement of top 
stars. Sad Uiough it may seem, 
12 year olds may be saying, 
"Michael who?" 

Jordan has gone to greener 
pastures (pun intended) but the 
NBA knows what to do. 



Pat McDewit/ Clarion Call 
Brian Paige, Oronn Brown, Jamie Polak, Ian Whyte, Kwame MMorton, and Steve Branch 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



A scar on the face of figure skating 'N THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Skategate. The word that has 
defined our nation for the past 
month. If you don't know what 
I'm speaking of (if you've been 
living in a cave for the past 
month- excuse the cliche), I'm 
talking about the attack on 
Nancy Kerrigan on January 6, in 
which a man attempted to hit her 
in the kneecap as she was 
leaving the rink after a practice 
session. As I was watching the 
report on the 11 o'clock news, 
my wife Jaime turned to me and 
jokingly said, "I bet Tonya 
Harding was behind that." 

Tragically enough, my wife 
was right. Harding, who is a 
wonderful skater but surrounds 
herself with less than wonderful 
people was connected with the 
attack shortly thereafter. As of 
today, both Harding's 
bodyguard, Shawn Eric Eckardt, 
and her ex- 

husband/boy friend/live -in 
acquaintance/confidant Jeff 
Gillooly have confessed to the 
crime. Gillooly has stated that 
Harding was very much a part of 
the crime, and has urged her to 
confess to the crime. Now is this 
the open, honest, boy scout- like 
boyfriend who is concerned for 
her well being, or is this the 
lying, cheating, distressed ex- 



husband who is trying to get an 
innocent Harding into trouble? 

Unfortunately for Harding, the 
public has, for the most part, 
rendered a guilty verdict before 
due process of law has taken its 
course. Many people argue that 
she should be banned from the 
Olympics. But whether you like 
the girl that has been called the 
Charles Barkley of figure skating 
or not (no offense Charles), the 
fact remains that she is innocent 
until proven guilty, and the 
United States Olympic 
Committee has no grounds on 
which it can ban Harding. 
Harding is guilty of associating 
with the type of people that 
would get her in this situation, 
but that is all. Most people say 
that Harding, if she does find her 
way to Lillehammer, is already 
eliminated from any possibility 
to get a gold medal. The judges 
will punish her and look 
favorably upon the victimized 
Kerrigan which really isn't fair 
but is a fact of life. 

Assuming Harding is guilty, it 
makes one wonder what would 
drive her to such a thing. 
Removing her biggest obstacle 
in the chase for Olympic gold 
would make her an odds- on 
favorite in the Olympics. And, 
of course a gold medal brings 
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plugging products). But was 
Harding so intimidated by 
Kerrigan's ability that she had to 
make such a drastic move? Did 
she not have enough faith in her 
own athletic ability? Was 
practically assuring the chance 
that she would win a gold medal 
worth destroying a young 
woman's dream, and had the 
attack been "successful," her 

leg? 

If Harding is found guilty, it 
will leave a disfiguring scar on 
figure skating for a long lime (it 
already has to an extent). Before 
Harding's entourage became 
involved, this was viewed as 
another deranged fan attack, a la 
Monica Seles. That would have 
been very tragic. What has 
resulted is much more so. Figure 
skating is a sport that uses 
beauty and grace as its main 
attraction. It is a pure sport that 
consists of attractive, young, and 
seemingly innocent women 
performing elegent routines. 
Such tumultuous waves rippling 
through the figure skating 
community are very out of place. 
This is a sport we can turn to to 
get away from the violence and 
ruggedness of football and 
hockey. And now it appears as if 
its innocence has been stolen 
from it forever. Regardless of 
the fate of Tonya Hard'ing, I 
believe that we should cheer on 
everyone our country sends to 



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Be sure to pick up your copy of the Clarion Gall next 
week and turn to the sports section. We will have 
continued coverage of the men and women basketball 
teamsv men and women swimming and diving 
teamsjthe wrestling team and pro basketball. 
Sophomore point guard Amy Migyanka will be the 
"Eagle in the Spotlight, and in for the last time vve will 
be carying the All-Jody Males NFL team. The list may 
surprise you. 



Women seek 19th straight PS AC title 

Men lose, but both swim teams look impressive 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 



On January 28th, the Clarion 
mens' swimming team took on 
Oakland University. Oakland 
won the meet by the score of 
162-73. Senior Jim O'Connor 
took first in the 200 meter 
breaststroke with a time of 
2:13.99. Junior Dan Stoner took 
first in the 100 meter freestyle 
with a time of :21.68. Stoner 
also took first in the 100 meter 
freestyle with a time of :47.05. 

On January 29th, the Clarion 
mens' and womens' swimming 
teams traveled to Shippensburg. 
The defending PSAC champion 
Shippensburg men's team 
defeated the Golden Eagles by 
the score of 151-82. The Lady 
Golden Eagles defeated Ship by 



the score of 130-108. 

Men's first place finishes 
included Dan Stoner in the 50 
yard freestyle with a time of 
:21.72, and 100 yard freestyle 
with a time of :47.35. 
Sophomore Jeff Halbert took 
first in the 200 yard breastsu^oke 
with a lime of 2:17.27. The 
womens' 400 medley relay team 
took first place with a time of 
4:08.68. Senior Justine Gibbons 
took first in the 1000 meter 
freestyle with a time of 10:42.52, 
and also took first in the 500 
meter freestyle with a lime of 
5:16.40. Freshman Regan 
Rickerl look first in the 200 
meier backstroke with a time of 
2:12.05, and junior Lisa Kaylor 
took first in the 220 fly with a 
time of 2: 18.29. 

The next womens' meet is 



February 5th at Ohio State 
University. The men swing into 
action next at the PSAC's which 
are being held at lUP this year. 
The women will also compete at 
the PSAC's to try to capture their 
19th straight PSAC 

championship. The next home 
meet, the Clarion Invitational, 
will be held on February 24th 
and will start at 6:00. 

The men currently stand at 6-1 
and the women are 7-0. Both 
teams have been practicing very 
hard and are determined to 
continue the tradition of 
excellence that Clarion 
University has had in swimming 
and diving over the past decades. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



Joe Montana is good; not god 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Joe Montana, Joe Montana, Joe 
Montana. Oh great football 
gods, please forgive me, but I'm 
sick and tired of hearing about 
this man. Joe Montana was a 
great quarterback in his day. The 
greatest ever? Maybe. A great 
leader? Definitely. Overhyped? 



Absolutely. 

No matter what Joe Montana 
does nowadays, it is considered 
spectacular. Look at Joe throw- 
what accuracy. Look at Joe walk 
off the field- what grace. Look 
at Joe eat his dinner- what a 
legend. On any given Sunday 
this is true. Take week 17 in the 
NFL, for instance. On that day, 
Montana's stat line read: 20-30, 



239 yards, TD. Sportsccnter 
said he had a "very efficient 
day." They then went on to talk 
about everything that he did right 
that day, making a big deal over 
things that any decent starting 
quarterback in the league docs. I 
guess they were just surprised 
that he played for more Uian one 
quarter. 

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Montana's praises, not much was 
said about the great days had by 
the two rookie phenoins. Rick 
Mirer had a 287- yard passing 
day, and Drew Bledsoe tore up 
Ihe NFL's best secondary, the 
Steelcrs, for 297 yards. But give 
Montana some credit, he's an old 
man, right? How about the great 
game thai two older quarterbacks 
put togeUier that same day when 
Miami and the Giants squared 
off. Phil Simms threw for 257 
yards, and Steve DeBerg threw 
deep for 365 yards. Midway 
Uirough Uie game, DeBerg was 
forced to leave with an injury. 
But shortly thereafter, bloodied 
and battered, he came back after 
receiving seven stitches on his 
chin. Stitches! If Montana gets 
a hangnail he goes on the DL. 

Speaking of DeBerg, 
remember when the chiefs had a 
gutsy quarterback? A couple of 
years ago, Deberg led the Chiefs 
into the playoffs with a 
dislocated finger. When does 
Montana show that kind of 
courage? If you watched the 
playoffs, you heard the 
announcers say over and over 
and over again that the Chiefs 
got Montana "for these types of 
games." Yet when it came 
crunch time in the AFC 
Championship game, there was 
Montana on the sideline, out 
with an injury. 

So much is made of his 
mediocrity that it makes me sick. 
Aaainst the Steelers in the 
playoffs, he began the game 
wearing gloves to keep his hands 
warm. After starting the game 
horribly, Dan Dierdorf blamed 
those "terrible" gloves at least 30 
times for Montana's poor 
performance. Is he so amazing 
that he is uncapable of human 
error? In that same game, they 
stressed the fact that Montana 
knows "where all his receivers 
are all the time." Isn't that a 
basic responsibility of any 
average NFL quarterback? 
Pleeease. 

But look at how he plays in the 
Super Bowl- he's won three 
Super Bowl MVP awards, you 
may say. He has played well in 
the Big Game, but remember 
that two of his opponents' 
defenses (Miami and Denver) 
rolled over and played dead 
against him. Also, if you look at 
his stats for Super Bowl XVI, the 
first game in which he was 
named MVP, you will see 14-22, 
157 y;ircls. iiiul I TD. lie u;is 
Ihe MVP lor lack of a bcllcr 



choice. 

Even when Montana was 
winning Super Bowls, much of 
his success can be accredited to 
tiie people aiound him. I realize 
that it takes great receivers to 
make great quarterbacks, and 
vice versa. But Montana was 
especially blessed with his 
offensive system. I could toss 
the ball 10 yards downfield and 
let Jerry Rice run 75 more yards 
with it. Can you honestly 
remember ever seeing Montana 
actually throw the ball farther 
than 40 yards downfield? 

Montana was not as much a 
help to the offense as die offense 
was to him. A few years ago, for 
example, Montana went out with 
an injury. Steve Young came in 
and put up the same kind of 
numbers as Montana. I know. 
Young is a good quarterback. 
But then. Young went down and 
in came Steve Bono. The 
season's over, right? Wrong. 
Bono, who is not exactly 
destined for the Hall of Fame, 
had the same kind of stats as 
Montana and Young. If that's 
not proof that any person with a 
pulse could excel in Bill Walsh's 
offense, I don't know whal is. 

Joe Montana was a good 
quarterback who deserves to be 
in the Hall of Fiune. }ic had a 
great career which has now 
reached its twilight. He is just 
an above average, one- 
dimensional quarterback at this 
point. We can look back on his 
iinpressive career and give him 
credit for what he's done. But 
we've already cannonizcd this 
man, so please stop making him 
out to be more Uian what he is. 




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News 

More emergency phones 

More emergency response 
phones will be added . . .pg. 5| 



Lifestyles 

KRS-ONE 

Rapper to talk about street| 
knowledge pg. 1 1 



Sports 



Lady Eagles on streak 

Clarion continues excellent! 
season pg. 19] 

Clarion's 

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Monday: 

Tuesday: 



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Sunny, High 36 



Wednesday: Rain or snow, 
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Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg 10 

Lifestyle pg. n 

F'ntcrtiiiiunent pg 16 

Sports pg. 19 

Classifieds pg- 23 



Reinhard was not aware students 
did not iinow of campus moves 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Students were not informed of 
the Public Safety relocations 
until the project was already 
decided because "we weren't 
aware that Uiey weren't aware of 
the move," said President Diane 
L. Reinhard. 

Approximately 15 students 
attended an open forum in 
Gemmell Student Complex to 
hear Reinhard, Interim Vice 
President of Finance and 
Adminisu-ation Wayne Key, and 
Public Safety Director Dr. 
Ronald Martinazzi discuss and 
take questions about the 
relocations. 

Dr. Reinhard began the forum 
with a brief background on why 
the move was needed. 

"We have been trying to work 
on suitable housing for the 
Admissions Office for a long 
time," Reinhard said. "We are in 
need of a nice welcoming space 
for parents and the current 
Admissions Office is very 




President Diane L. Reinhard 

congested. We looked for a very 
accessible place because the 
Admission? Office is becoming 
increasingly important." 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
spoke at an open forum in Gemmell Complex on Monday. 

Reinhard further explained the outside surveillance cameras to 




Ray HendersoiVCiarion Call 
Representative Bill dinger (R-5) announced Monday at 
the Holiday Inn that he is seeking the nomination of the 
Republican Party in his congressional re-election bid. 



need for an improved 
Admissions Office to increase 
enrollment at CUP and 
ultimately keep the cost of 
tuition relatively the same. 

"The decision to move the 
Admissions office was based on 
insufficient space and in- 
accessibility. The decision to 
move Public Safety was based 
on where they could serve us 
better. It's essentially a domino 
effect. 

"I don'l think we should 
interpret the move of 
Admissions as one that says the 
university is not concerned with 
safety." explained Reinhard. "We 
want to provide both with better 
places to do their work." 

Key then generalized three 
additional steps that would 
accompany the move and 
contribute to overall safety on 
campus. 

The first is the allocation of 
resources to add 14 additionjil on 
campus emergency phone 
sLitions. 

Second is the installation of 



cover areas on campus. 
According to Key, it has not yet 
been determined where the 
cameras will be placed. 

Finally, a new program that 
will take people off of Worker's 
Compensation and use them as 
dispatchers will be put into 
effect. These dispatchers will 
work at Public Safety and aid in 
the 24 hour, seven day a week 
operation of Public Safety. 

"I'd like to be prtvactive about 
the whole move. We are moving 
fragmented parts and putting it 
all together. It's a great 
opportunity for Public Safety 
because we were limited in terms 
of service," said Martinazzi. "We 
have to look at what's going to 
benefit the students. It's a win - 
win situation. It's a win for 
students and a win for Public 
Safety" 

Another concern that was 
addressed at the open forum was 
the cost for the rehKalions 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Renda 

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Opinion 




Real World 

Have you ever waiehcd "The 
Real World" on M TV? I must 
say I have only caught a few 
minutes of it here imtl there, but 
from what I've seen I like what 
M rV is u-ying to do- talk frankly 
about life. Most people and 
institutions avoid doing this. 
Clarion is not an exception. 

I'd now like to welcome you to 
Clarion's first "Real World" 
episcxlc. Tcxiay's iocus is sexual 
assault. Before you tune out 
(because 1 know you're thinking 
"this isn't my problem") let me 
tell you what a problem sexual 
assault is. 

One out of four college-age 
women have been sexually 
assaulted sometime in their 
lives. That's 25% of the 
women on this campus! 

Think about it... 

Women: It could be you! If 
it's not you, the statistics say that 
it's someone you know. Was it 
your roomate, someone next 
door, a sorority sister or your 
best friend from high school.' 

Men: You may think that 
sexual assault is a woman's 
problem. WRONCi! Sexual 
assault impacts you in two 



Holly Johnson 

respects. I'irst, think of the four 
most important women in your 
lives. These could be your 
girlfriend, your sister, your 
closest female *"riend or even 
your mother (she was once this 
age). Now, you decide which 
one of these women will be 
assaulted. Tough decision, 
right? The other way ihat-sexujti' 
assault affects you is Uiat most of 
ihcm are men attacking women. 
You may not be the perpeu-ator, 
but I bet you know someone that 
is (although you may not realize 

it). 

Before anyone asks let me 
ciciu- one thing up. Yes, sexual 
assault does happen, even here in 



(Cant, on p^. 4) 




Naming Names 



"In the future everyone will he 
famous for 15 minutes-" Andy 
Warhol 
Hear ye, he ju" ye! 
Starting with this issue of the 
Call, we will li.st the names of 
students cited for violations of 
the law committed on campus or 
in the borough of Clarion. Also 
listed will be the munes of non- 
students cited on cjunpus. 
No exceptions, no apologies. 
But just this one lime, an 
explanation. 

The decision to publish names 
is, in part, based on an incident 
from last semester when a 
student felt he/she was 
unjustifiably named in a Call 
article describing a court 
decision. 

llie various current editors of 
this paper stand behind that story 
and the decision to publish 
names of accused suspects. 

Court records are public 
information. We use no special 
favors to access those records. 

ITie factia, we're all in the big 
leagues now. Responsibility for 
an individual's actions rest on 
that individual. 

If you break the law your 
fellow students and the 
community of Clarion have the 



right to know who you arc and 
what you are accused of doing. 

The students of CI IP and the 
community have a right to know 
if an accused rapist, burglar, 
mugger or thief is in their midst. 

Students have the right to 
know the names of people 
accused of vandalizing the 
property their tuition dollars 
have purchased. 

Home owners in CMarion have 
the right to know the name of an 
underage student accused of 
getting drunk and urinating on 
their lawns. 

So we, like any other 
newspaper, are going to tell 

ihem. 

Locations where alleged 
crimes take place are fair game 
too. We can't run a picture of a 
house on Main Street if the 
incident happened on E. Fudd 
Avenue. 

.A^ I Avoiding the embaras.sment of 
public disclosure is relatively 
easy. 

Don't do anything stupid. Keep 
your hands to yourself. If it's JK)t 
yours, don't take it. If you're |iot 

■ 21, don't drink it. If you don't 
own it, don't break it. If you're 
drunk, don't drive and if you 
don't like it, lump it. -RIJi 



THE RIGHT TO KNOW 



Much concern has been raised 
recently over the move of 
admissions, Public Safety and 
various and sundry other olTices. 
Several students, mostly 
student senators, have raised 
justified concern that the 
administration was less than 
forthcoming in making the 
student b(xly aware of the move 
and that students were not 
involved in the decision. 

President Reinhard said at the 
open forum on Monday that she, 
"wasn't aware that students 
weren't aware" of the move. 

This indicates a university 
leader becoming removed, if not 
out of touch, with her students. 
This is not the first lime this 
academic year that 

adniinisu-ation policies. ran afoul 
of the interests of the sludenls. 

The shortened library hours, 
considered by some to be a strike 
at the very heart of what a 
university is supposed to s'and 
for, caused many students to 



wonder if the next step of the 
administration was not simply to 
ban students. After all, it would 
certainly uncomplicate all these 
tedious details like education. 
The administration is here to 
benefit the students, let's not 
forget that. 

But the students themselves are 
at least as much to blame over 
their ignorance of the recent 
moves as the aclministralion. 

The sludenls on the facilities 
planning commitlee failed lo 
show up for meetings, depriving 
the sludenls nol only of 
knowledge, but of their 
representation in Ihese mailers. 

Sludents here are Km) la/y lo 
gel involved with the issues, 
only managing to find enough 
strength to complain after the 
fact 

lest we also forget that the 
Clarion Call ran a large article 
on the issue tm November IS. 
None of these moves should 
have surprised any sludenls 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



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Reader Responses 



Toilet 
troubles 



"To be your voice, we must 
hear your voice", you say? 

I, and many others, are 
beginning to believe this 



approach is the only way to be 
heard. I live in one of the 
residence halls here on campus, 
and this past week, something 
very disturbing happened. It was 
just a matter of consequence, but 
I do not believe the problem was 
handled very professionally nor 
responsibly. 



A lot of the other students 
around campus will understand 
our concern, .since I do not think 
it is a problem isolated to our 
hall, nor is il the only problem. 
During die past three years that I 
have lived on campus, it never 
fails thai the sinks in our 
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To some, this may be a simple 
plumbing problem , especially if 
it only happens once or twice. 
But this is not the case. This 
continually happens, and has 
been happening for the past three 
years. I would not complain 
because I know things like this 
happen wherever you live, but it 
seems like when this does 
happen, it is no big concern for 
anyone as long as they don't 
have lo use that bathroom. 

Well, I do. This past week, our 
sinks began clogging up on 
Friday, and nothing was done to 
fix them until the following 
Thursday. The resident assistant 
of my floor had to place three 
maintenance requests before an 
attempt was made to clear the 
problem. This is probably the 
most unsanitary place I have 
ever lived, and I am not afraid to 
say that. It seems kind of sad 
when you can't even brush your 
teeth in your own bathroom 
without turning your stomach. 
The fact of the matter is, what is 
clogged in them is not only 
water, but water that is black in 
color, as thick as soup, and has a 
horrible stench that leaves a 
residue around the edges of the 
sink. It is down right disgusting 
and I resent the fact that I must 
live under such conditions. 

Now, I must ask all the faculty 
and staff out there one simple 
question. How many of you have 
lived in your homes with 
clogged sinks for a whole week, 
without being able to wash your 
face, brush your teeth, or even 
have use of the bathroom? I 
expect not many, for most of you 
would call a plumber or fix it 
yourself. I pay tuition dollars so 
that I may live in housing 
conditions that are going to meet 
my needs as best as possible. 
Conditions such as these are not 
meeting my needs, nor are these 
conditions in any way sanitary at 
all. It seems as if I am paying 
tuition lo pay other people's 
salaries who are not doing their 
jobs. 

Last semester, I personally 
went to see the director of 
residence life about this matter. I 
was not impressed with his 
rcspiMise. He spoke to me with 
.such disrespect, as if I didn't 
deserve to have sanitary living 
conditions. He went on m;Ucing 
excuses for why these sinks may 
be clogged, as if it were a 
tcmpontfy problem. Whoiun I to 



say, but I think three years is f.^ 
from a temporary problem. I 
encourage someb(xly out there to 
open iheir eyes to what is really 
going on around this cmnpus. I 
will say that 1 hope these 
conditions begin to improve 
soon, because as far as 1 and 
many others are concerned, the 
school is giving it.self a bail rep. I 
iun beginning to understand why 
so many people are moving off 
campus, and honestly, I don't 
blame them. 

I suggest to the University that 
if they want students to remain 
living in die residence halls, Uiat 
they be more attentive to the 
living conditions diat they want, 
the students to live in. 
With much concern, 

Bobbianne Stauffer, and 

Kimberly Marie Goodge, 

Natalie Marie Cipriano, 

Misty D. Silvis, 

Dana Lash, 

Gina L. Peifer, 

Nadine Johnston, 

Stephanie Avetta, 

Heidi Boston, 

Nicole Karns, 

Dawn Marie Snyder, 

Susan Knepshield, 

K. Snyder, 

M. Hinerdeer, 

JiUTorkish, 

Leigh Ann Muth, 

Lorrie Burdick, 

Kristen Burke, 

Heather Shearer 

The above are residents of the 

fourth floor, south in Wilkinson 

hall 

our gup 

Dear Editor: 

In your last issue (February .3, 
1994), there was an article 
written by Rodney L. vSherman, 
your managing editor. The write- 
up was on the assault that 
occurred at the Sigma Chi 
Fraternity house on December .3, 
199.^. What you failed to have 
Mr. Sherman explain was that 
the two that were charged in 
connection with the beating, 
Nciko Bernardo and Michael 
Corbi, are not in any way 
alTllialed with the Sigma Chi 
fraternity. The assault began 
there, yes, but it was pushed out 
of the house in order not lo have 
any others get involved or hurt 
Continut'd on paf;e 4 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



Page 5 



good ole Clarion. 

Last semester, 17 women 
from this campus sought 
services from the Rape Crisis 
Center. This may not seem like 
a significant number, but when 
one applies the FBI statistic that 
only one in ten people ever 
report being sexually assaulted 
or raped the number (with a little 
simple math) grows to 170. 
That's significant! 

Now do you realize that sexual 
assault is a problem that affects 
us all? h is not a woman's issue, 
it's a people issue that is non- 
discriminatory. 
Welcome to the real world! 

In this real world, who is 
responsible for dealing with this 
problem? One could easily say 
the students are, because they 
are the victims as well as the 
perpetrators. Yes, the students 



are responsible! We are each 
others' keepers. We must 
educate men and women about 
the issue (since so many people 
are not clear on what constitutes 
what levels of sexual assault) 
and we must monitor each other. 
We are out there. We see what's 
going on. If we see someone 
doing something wrong it is our 
moral obligation to put a stop to 
it. If we see someone who needs 
help it is also our obligation to 
help them. 

What about the faculty, staff 
and administration? These are 
the people who witness the 
violence year after year. Why 
should the students alone be 
responsible for what happens to 
them during their four years at 
Clarion University? We have (as 
have our parents) entrusted the 
university and its constituents 
with our lives over the course of 



Reader Responses 

(Cont.frompage 3) 



First, the victim was NOT a 
brother of Sigma Chi. Second, 
they were not in his room 
because if he is not a brother, he 
does not live there. Finally, why 
did you put a picture of the 
Sigma Chi fraternity house in the 
article? Putting that picture in the 
article is to say that you are 
Hnking Sigma Chi with fighting. 
Now, to the normal student, it 
seems that the article leaves 
question to whether the two 
involved are our brothers. I am 
stating now that they are not. 

We the brothers of Sigma Chi 
believe that the picture should 
not have been in there, for the 
picture and the article contradicts 
the ideals, beliefs, and the way 
of life that the WHITI: CROSS 
in front of our hou.se signifies. 

Sincerely, 

Brett Marraccini- Brother of 
Sif^nut Chi 



No respect 



Dear Editor: 

I would like to start out by 
saying that I am not, nor have I 
ever been a "tree-hugger". 
However, I do, as most people 
should, have a sincere concern 
with our environment and the 
way we treat it. This is why I 
would like to express my lack of 
respect for the person(s) who 
stapled signs to trees on Friday, 
February 4. I have nothing 
against posting signs on campus, 
but I think it should be done in a 
way that does not deface the 
natural beauty of something such 
as a u^ee. I realize that one or two 
staples in the bark of a tree 
probably will not hurt the tree, 
but if this practice continues, the 
bark will begin to fall off, and 
the trees will eventually die. I 
don't know, nor do I want to 
know, who did this, but I would 
encourage them, and everyone 
else to refrain from doing it in 
ilie future. 
Matt Price 
Junior, Management 



The entire 

Clarion Call 



staff 
would like to 



the cleaning crew that expertly and 
understandingly remedies the mess we make 

each week. 



Hide Park 

(Cont.from pg. 2) 



the time we spend here. 

It has been my experience as 
president of S.T.A.R. that 
approximately 85% of these 
people simply do not get 
involved, about 10% say they'd 
like to help but only sometimes 
follow through, and the 
remaining 5% are truly 
committed to stopping sexual 
assault. These few people not 
only make announcements in 
class but also offer exu^a credit 
for attendance of rape awareness 
activities, set an example for the 
students by going to activities 
and programs on campus and in 
the community. Others get even 
more involved and advocate 
students" rights, volunteer with 
organizations outside of the 
classroom that work with 
students and work with the 
administration to make tougher 
policies and see that they are 
carried through. When a 
member of the faculty, staff or 
administrauon joins forces with 
the students, they act as a source 
of empowerment for the students 
and a resource/support center 
that students know they can go 
to for guidance. 

At the end of last semester, two 
professors from the English 
Department came to Deb King, 
the advisor of S.T.A.R. and 
chairperson of the Sexual 
Assault Network, saying they 
wanted to do SOMETHING to 
stop rape on this campus. I was 
amazed at what a difference two 
people could make to our cause. 
Suddenly there were multiple 
messages on the E-Mail system 
on campus. They got responses 



from people across campus, 
many of whom we had never 
heard from before. Some people 
told us they had no idea tliat it 
was such a problem, especially 
here. Others said they had been 
approached by a student or 
students who had been sexually 
assaulted and they too wanted to 
put an end to it. Suddenly a 
network of faculty, staff and 
administration had been formed 
and a forum had been developed. 
Through E-Mail these people 
could express their concerns and 
support as well as have a place to 
voice their opinions on the 
subject and ask questions of 
people across campus with 
whom they may never have 
communicated. 

There is a lesson to be learned 
from all of this, one or two 
people can make a difference if 
they want to. 

Because of their efforts, 
S.T.A.R. and the Sexual Assault 
network have decided to launch 
a Stop this Violence campaign 
for this semester. We want to 
make ourselves even more 
visible than we have ever been 
before. We want other people to 
have the courage to speak up and 
pledge their intolerance of sexual 
assault here at Clarion 
University. The world is too big 
for us to tackle, but if we all do 
something to better our part of it, 
it will be a better, safer place. 

In order for this to happen we 
need cooperation and support 
from everyone at Clarion 
University. We need to work 
together, not as separate entities 
as I have seen all loo often in the 



past. The students (as voiced 
through S.T.A.R. and other 
organizations), the faculty, the 
staff, administration and other 
related groups (Public Safely, the 
Sexual Assault Network, the 
Presidential Commission on die 
Status of Women, Student 
Affairs, etc.) need to quit saying 
that something needs to be done 
and actually DO IT ! 

Tonight, February 10, 1994, 
we are kicking off the Stop this 
Violence campaign. There will 
be a panel of people, including 
Dr. Chris Ferry (English), Dr. 
Joe Bodziok (English), Dr. 
George Curtis (Student Affairs), 
Dr. Wayne Key (Interim VP 
Finance and Administration), 
Ms. Kalhy Spozio (Social 
Equity), President Diane 
Reinhard, Sissy Marks (Director 
Rape Crisis), Dr. Ron Martinazzi 
(Public Safety), Eric Shaffer 
(Clarion Borough Police), Laurie 
Snyder Yount (S.A.F.E.), 
Jennifer Koren (S.T.A.R. and 
Rape Crisis Peer Counselor), 
Brian Thomas (Peer Counselor), 
Kevin Miko (S.T.A.R.) and 
myself. This panel will be 
available to answer questions 
and to help set an agenda of 
things to accomplish this 
semester. The goal is for 
everyone who wants to be 
involved to be able to walk away 
with some level of involvement. 
We want to slop the apathy on 
campus and to get more people 
active. The meeting is set for 7 
p.m. at Hart Chapel. 
Holly Johnson is the President 
of Students Together Against 
Rape (S.TA.R.) 







4 



News 



Security systems to be upgraded 

Emergency phone installation to be finished by March 



by Kristin Lutz 
News Writer 



With the first phone having 
been in place for close to a year, 
PubHc Safety is ready to begin 
the second phase of installing 
emergency telephones around 
campus. 

The telephones stem from an 
effort by project director Kalhy 
Spozio. 

The project began in the spring 
of 1992 when she wrote for her 
first grant with the support of the 
Task Force on Acquaintance 
Rape and Sexual Harassment, 
Students Together Against Rape 
and the Office of Social Equity. 

Spozio received "seed money" 
from the Clarion University 
Foundation to buy a single 
phone, which came with a blue 
flashing light to be posted high 
above it, from Ramtech 
Corporation of Rhode Island, 

,The phone was placed oul3ide 
Egbert Hall and plans were made 
for the strategic placement of 14 
phones around campus at a cost 
of approximately $32,(X)0. 

According to a memo to 
Wayne Key from Spozio, "the 
costs for purchase of additional 
phones (approximately $14,000 
with shipping) will be split 
between Student Affairs and 
Administrative Affairs. 

"The costs for monthly charges 




Ray Hender$on/Clarion Call 
Emergency phones, such as this one at Egbert Hall, will be 
installed across campus sometime in March. The phones 
are part of an increased effort to improve campus security. 



for 15 telephone lines 
(approximately $2,300 annual) 
will be covered by Student 
Affairs. 

"Costs for initial installadon of 
14 additional sets (approximately 
$18,000) will be covered by 
Administrative Affairs. 

"Ongoing maintenance will be 
split between Student Affairs 



and Administrative Affairs 
(dependent on nature of 
maintenance)." 

The weatherproof, metal phone 
operates as such: when a caller 
pushes the red button on the 
phone (there is no number pad), 
the blue light flashes and a signal 
is sent through the phone lines to 
the Office of Public Safety. 



The code of the particular 
phone being used shows up on a 
display unit, now in the Public 
Safety building, which was also 
part of die package deal. 

The display unit also allows 
the caller and Public Safely to 
conmiunicaie briefly to exchange 
important information about Uie 
situation. The call will Uien be 
terminated and help will 
respond. The handicapped- 
accessible phones also have 
directions in Braille. 

Spozio was notified to go 
ahead with the project in January 
by Wayne Key, interim vice 
president for finance and 
administration. 

Funding for the installation of 
phones has been supplied by die 
division of Student Affairs. 

"I'm really happy about the 
funding of this project," said 
Spozio. "I never expected to [be 
able to purchase] 15 phones diis 
soon." 

Spozio, with the help of 
Public Safety incident reports, 
sketched out tentatively where it 
would be most appropriate to 
have the new phones placed. 

According to Spozio. the 
proposed phones at parking lot 
"W" would be the mosi costly 
because of the need to inirench 
the conduit wiring. 
"A telephone line is needed for 



these phones to operate," 
confirmed Spozio. Each phone 
runs on a separate number 
[phone line], allowing multiple 
calls to be received. Spozio also 
said that Public Safet>' should be 
monitoring the display unit 24 
hours a day. 

"If there is nobody [in the 
Public Safety building], die call 
will be transmitted to an officer's 
portable radio," said Spozio. 

Any person who misuses an 
emergency phone could be 
charged widi false alarms to an 
agency of Public Safety (a first 
degree misdemeanor) false 
reports to a law enforcement 
agency (a second degree 
misdemeanor), and disorderly 
conduct. 

The additional purchased 
phones are currently being 
shipped to the university and 
should arrive in approximately 
two weeks. The university hopes 
to begin their installation in late 
March or early April. 

" I believe that this project 
represents a pro-active measure 
to deter incidents of crime and 
assist those with special needs in 
emergency situations. 

"This project concerns itself 
wiUi a long range plan to make 
Clarion University a safer, more 
secure environment," Spozio 
said. 



Open Forum 

Continued from page 1 



The total cost of tlie relocation 
of admissions is estimated at 
$410,000, according to a 
proposal given to Dr Charles R. 
Duke. Chairman of Uie Facilities 
Planning Committee from 
Reinhard. 

This figure is drawn from the 
following resources needed and 
(heir corresponding estimated 
cost: renovation and addition of 
1,200 square teei to Wilshire 
House, $150,000: renovation of 
Thorn 1 & movinjj of 
Ci)mniunication cquipnicni. 
$2.S,(KK): renovation of rcccivini! 
area to accommodate priming 
ami duplicalinji, publications, a 
inaiir(H)ni. olfivcs. etc.. including 



the repair of flooring in the 
remaining receiving area. 
$235,000. 

Funding for the project will be 
alotted from two sources. 

IhUf will be taken from out-of- 
state tuition. The other half will 
come from the operating fund. 
According to Key, the operating 
fund is the non-payroll monies 
from the Education and General 
budget. 

President Reinhard said that 
these costs were figured in wiUi 
the considerations thai each 
building must be adequately 
renovated to .serve the public, as 
compared to the cost of 
reiunations on a resilient ial area. 



Of die student senators who 
attended the meeting, few felt 
their questions had been 
answered sufficienUy. 

Chad Svehla. student senator, 
said. "Many questions asked by 
students weren't answered as 
elaborately as the students 
wanted. If the move is as 
effective as the Public Siifety 
representatives made it sound. 
Uien 1 feel that the satoiy of the 
.students will be as ciioctive, if 
not enhmiceil." 

"Although Public Safety is 
moving irom being a visual part 
of Ciunpus, 1 believe thai [ Public 
Safety 1 is really putting forth an 
elfort to iiicrea.sc personal salety 



for Clarion students," said 
Svehla. 

"Furthermore, I felt that the 
open forum was a positive one. 
However, many of our questions 
weren't answered in their 
entirety." 

"For example, this idea has 
been going on for a while and 
the students were just informed 
in November. As long as the 
administration keeps their 
promises on promoting safety for 
students 1 see no problem wiUi 
Public Safety moving to Thorn 
1," said senator Amy Mennen. 

.According to the Proposal, 
"Assuming the job started in 
.lulv. Admissions could be 



moved into the new facility in 
Uie latter part of October or die 
beginning of November, 1994. 
Work would need to be 
completed in die Receiving area 
prior to Uiat time." 

"I am upset about the move. I 
don't Hke die fact that it's jdl the 
way on die outskirts of campus. 

"I've heard a lot of bad things 
go on over at Becker and 1 
wouldn't feel safe going over 
there." said Ireshman ITem. 
Education/liar I y Childhood 
major Robin I'lukc. 

"1 don't think the move is as 
much a problem as the cost ol 
the project is, says freshman 
Scott Anderson 



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Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of January 31 through 
February 6, 1994. 

A Public Siifely officer discovered tiiat someone damaged a plate of 
glass on the "MAC" machine in parking lot "C." The damage is 
believed to have happened sometime between January 27 and January 
31. 

Public Safety investigated an incident which involved a Tropicana 
Juice bottle being dropped from an upper tloor in Campbell Hall on 
February 2. The bottle struck and smashed the reiU" window of a 
parked vehicle behind Campbell Hall. 

A window on the door which leads to the student activity area in 
Cicmmell Student Complex was damaged on Febmary 2. It appeared 
that someone kicked the window causing the damage. This was 
observed at approximately 12:45 a.m. 

A report of items stolen from the Gemmell male locker room on 
l^ebruary 2 included an Elktron Racket, two racquetballs, goggles, 
one right handed weight lifting glove and a combinauon master lock. 
Total value was approximately S55.0O. 

At approximately 12:30 a.m. on February 4, a student was observed in 
a very intoxicated condition in parking lot "E." The student registered 
.15 on the PBT and was transported to his dorm. A charge of Public 
Drunkenness charge will be filed by Public Safety. 

An undisclosed amount of money was reported missing from a wallet 
which was removed from a locker in the men's dressing room of 
Tippin Gym on February 4. The wallet was found on the floor of the 
dressing room and returned to the owner. 

At approximately 10:00 a.m., the owner of a vehicle which was 
parked in lot "C" reported that his tire was slashed by unknown 
persons. The incident happened sometime between January 31 and 
Februitfy 4. 

A fire alarm was pulled on the first floor of Wilkinson Hall at 
approximately 12:45 a.m. on February 6. This incident is under 



investigation. 



A iloor lock imd cnish bar was damaged on a door leading from the 
first Iloor Nortii hidlway to the stairwell of Nair Hall on lebruary 6. 
Ihis was reported at approximately 7:55 p.m. the same day. 



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Stemming from September '93 incident 

Student fac es sexual assault charges 



by Rodney L Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Editor's Note: The following 
story contains frank language 
taken from court documents 
concerning a sexual assault. It 
is the Call's policy not to 
publish the name of the alleged 
victims of sexual attacks. 



to the living-room where the 
victim was sleeping on the 
couch. 

"Defendant laid his head on 
the victim's stomach and put his 
right hand inside the victim's 
underwear and penetrated her 
vagina with his finger(s). 

"Victim woke up and the 



Court documents claim that on 
September 20, 1993, the victim 
saw the alleged suspect on 
campus and her friend identified 
him as Manzo, "who lived next 
door at the Sigma Chi house." 

Infratemity Council Advisor 
John Postlewait confirmed that 
Manzo is a member of Sigma 




Ray Henderson/Clarion CaH 
Police suspect Neil Patricic l\/lanzo exited the Sigma Shi house, far left, and pryed a 
screen from a north side basement window of the Alpha Sigma Tau house, right, and 
sexually assaulted a female sleeping on an upstairs couch. 



A Clarion University student 
has been charged in connection 
with a Sept. 10, 1993 sexual 
assault at the Alpha Sigma Tau 
sorority house. 

Neil Patrick Manzo, 22, of 
Lower Burrell, has been charged 
with burglary, a first degree 
felony and aggravated sexual 
assault, a .second degree felony. 

Documents filed at District 
Justice Tony Lapinto's office 
allege Manzo "forcibly entered 
the victim's residence by prying 
the north basement sceen 
window off, then lifting an 
unlocked glass window. 

"Defendant entered the 
basement portion of the 
residence, then walked upstairs 



defendant put his hand up her 
tee-shirt and fondled her 
breasts." 

A report filed by the 
investigating officer. Trooper 
Michael J. Felzner, of the 
Pennsylvania State Police at 
Shippenville, alleges Manzo "got 
up and quickly walked down the 
stairs and went out the basement 
door." 

The alleged victim asked her 
roommates if any of them had 
visitors in the house at the time 
iuid found there were none. 

The alleged victim then 
noticed the ba.sement window 
screen was bent and diere was a 
mud print on a sink near the 
window. 



Chi fraternity. 

Court documents also claim 
that on Dec. 10, 1993, Manzo 
was interviewed by police and 
remembered "being in the house 
and leaving the house." 

Manzo allegedly said he 
(Manzo) didn't "know what he 
was thinking, he just ended up 
there somehow." Manzo 
allegedly added he didn't know 
who the girl was, but he did 
remember "grabbing tlic victim's 
breasts." 

Manzo faced a preliminary 
hearing on l-ebuary 9. 

The outcome of that he;u"ing 
will be published in the Clarion 
Call next week. 




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Ne'ws Analysis 



CUP professor says end of Vietnam trade embargo move is positive 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
Managing Editor 

Had the time arrived for the 
United States to lift its trade 
embargo on Viemam? 

President Clinton made the 
decision to end that embargo 
Feb. 3 to, in his words, 
encourage Vietnam to help 
resolve the mystery surrounding 
more than 2,000 American 
soldiers missing since the end of 
the Vietnam war. 

Clarion University professor, 
and Harvard Ph.D., Ngo Dihn Tu 
said he believes the time bad 
come. 

"I think so," said Tu, "because 
it is in our national interest. The 
United States should be there." 

Tu served as an officer in the 
South Vietnamese military and 
as a diplomat assigned to 
Washington, D.C. 

He was serving in Washington 
when the leaders of the South 
Vietnamese government were 
overthrown in 1966. 

His return to Viemam would 
have been "useless" since he was 
now on the "wrong side." Tu 
accepted an offer from then 
Clarion State College to teach in 



the political science department. 

Was Clinton's decision based 
on the MIA issue or were 
economic considerations a 
factor? 

Tu said Clinton probably "has 
all kinds of motives mixed 
together" in making his decision, 
but "he has to respect the 
demands of the families with 
people missing in Vietnam. 

"He should insist on all 
information being made 
available to help (resolve the 
issue)." 

"He should keep his promise to 
help those families," said Tu. 

Tu did not rule out the 
possibility that some Americans 
may have been held after the end 
of the war but said, "It would 
have been very difficult for them 
to do that." 

Tu explained that many 
nations, including Sweden, 
France and Japan, have had 
numerous citizens working in 
Vietnam over the years. 

He also conjectured that had 
anyone heard of live prisoners, 
they would have surely notified 
U.S. authorities. 

Nevertheless, Tu said the U.S. 
should "keep the pressure on 



Vietnam for as full an accounting 
as possible," and demand as part 
of improved relations, "they help 
best they can" to find the 
remains of missing Americans. 
Critics of Clinton's move say 




Rodney L. Sherman/Clarion Call 
Professor Ngo Dihn Tu of 
CUP political science dpt. 

Vietnam lacks the financial 
resources to make the purchases 
some U.S. companies are 
anticipating. Tu disagrees. 

"Right now, one source of 
money is oil," explained Tu, 



"they export a lot of oil and rice. 

"On that basis, I think they do 
have the money to buy U.S. 
products. 

"So far, the standard of living 
has not improved under the 
communist leadership. In fact it 
is far worse than it was under Uie 
old south Vietnamese 
government," said Tu. 

"But over the long term, the 
economy will develop, and with 
help, there will be a higher 
standard of living," said Tu. 

Tu pointed out China is a 
potential military powerhouse in 
Asia, with a long range navy and 
large army. 

If the United Slates ultimately 
establishes diplomatic ties with 
Vietnam, Tu said the U.S. would 
benefit from the "eyes and ears" 
that could be located in Vietnam. 

"When a U.S. presence is 
established in Vietnam, we can 
see things more clearly in 
southeast Asia. 

"Over the long term if we 
consider that southeast Asia 
should not be a hunting ground 
for any nation, it will be good for 
world peace," said Tu. 

But are full diplomatic 
relations in the near future for 



the former war enemies? 

"Why not hold that option out 
as a final bargaining chip," 
suggests Tu, "to force the things 
we want." 

If the new relationship between 
Vietnam and die United Slates is 
positive, Tu doubts ('linton will 
suffer any political set-backs in 
the 1996 election. 

"Right now, the recent Senate 
resolutions regarding Vietnam 
have helped (ease the issue)," 
saidTu. 

"Secondly, it is still 1994. If 
things go well people might not 
come back to the issue and 
Clinton's poUtical problems will 
not be as great," said Tu. 

"The trustworthiness of the 
government of Vietnam is the 
issue," explained Tu, "if there is 
nothing to show Uiat they have 
been hiding things concerning 
the MIAs, dien I think it will 
work out well." 

"It might be just a first step," 
concluded Tu, "President Clinton 
should keep a close eye on the 
issues that will help the families 
of the MIAs, and give a big push 
in the area of human rights. 

I think the new policy will be 
a step in the right direction." 



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Was CUP faculty member for 1 year 

Professor Bonnie Silvertongue Norton dies 



Bonnie Silvertongue Norton, 
62 of Wood Street, Clarion, died 
Wednesday, Febniary 2, 1994, at 
Northwest Medical Center in 
Franklin. 

Bom November 6, 1931, in St. 
Louis, Missouri, she spent her 
youth in St. Petersburg, Rorida, 
with her grandfather. Chief 
SilvCTtongue, of the Hoopa tribe 
of CaUfomia. 

She received a bachelor's 
degree in anthropology from the 
UnivCTsity of Arizona. 

She taught anthropology at 
several colleges including 
Montgomery College, the 
University of the District of 
Columbia and Miami-Dade 



Community College, before 
obtaining a master's degree in 
business administration at the 
University of Arizona. 

Active for many years as a 
teacher and volunteer at the Sell 
Arizona Indian School, she 
subsequently worked for a 
marketing research firm in 
Tucson, Arizona, before joining 
the marketing faculty at Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania. 

She loved hiking, scuba diving, 
collecting seashells, meeting 
new people, and having 
adventures. Her many endeavors 
included being a stewardess for 
National Airlines, an assistant 
museum curator, and the owner 



of a seashell business in the 
Flcdda Keys. 

Memorial services will be held 
at 5 p.m. Tuesday, February 8, in 
the First United Methodist 
Church in Clarion. 

Private services will be held in 
the spring in the Boston 
Commons. 

In lieu of flowers, 
contributions may be sent to: 
The Bonnie Silvertongue 
Scholarship Fund, in care of the 
Clarion University Foundation, 
Clarion University, Clarion Pa. 
16214. 

Arrangements were by the 
Goble Funeral Home, 330 Wood 
St., Clarion. 



Resumes can grease skids for jobs 



byJohnTuttle 
College Press Service 



Volunteer work and graduate 
school are viable options for 
those who, for whatever reason, 
want to put off diving into the 
job market. However, not 
everyone can get into graduate 
school. And many volunteer 
organizatifms am be as selective 
in choosing candidates for 
positions as corporate 
employers. 

So, many are forced to dive 
right into the job application 
pool fresh out of college. But 
without a graduate degree or a 
year of volunteer service under 
their belts, how can these 



candidates compete? 

Beverly Stennett, a counselor 
at the career development center 
at George Mason University in 
Fairfax, Va., says career 
development centers at most 
schools offer free services such 
as resume critiques, workshops 
on interviewing skills, 
networking and more. 

Knowing where to start 
Ijoc^g for a jpb is ,tbe f^t ^tep. 
The employment section of the 
newspaper seems like the most 
logical place to start, however, 
Stennett said that most emphasis 
should be placed on networking. 

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said. Friends who have 
graduated, relatives, professors, 
and your Mends' parents are all 
potential networking 

opportunities. Many professional 
associations have college 
chapters. These provide 
excellent networking 

opportunities as well. 

However, Stennett said, (to not 
ignore publistied ads. "About 20 
po'cept of your.jempt^is should 
be (XI the classifieds," she said. 

According to Stennett, both the 
cover letter ^^(^ ^he, resume 
should match what the eaq)loyer 
watits. 

Education - List, in reverse 
chronological order, colleges 
attended and their location, your 
major or degree, and your GPA 
if it is above a 3.2, 

Work Experience - List, again 
in reverse chronological order, 
any jobs or internships, even if 
they were unpaid. Explain your 
duties at these jobs and 
accentuate the positive, but don't 
be too creative. Employers know 
that "custodial engineers" are 
janitors. 

Activities - List extracurricular, 
sports, and community activities, 
which can be great places to 
develop valuable leadership 
skills. 

Be sure your prospective 
employer knows about them. 

A cover letter should tell the 
reader that you wish to apply for 
a job, how you heard about the 
job, and why he or she should 
bother to look at your resume. 

It should be short, flawlessly 
written, unique, to the point, 
bold, yet conservative. 

Impossible? Nearly, but it can 
be done. 

See your career counselor and 
buy a good hook. 



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•Editor's Note: Effective with legal actions filed on or about Jan. 
27, names of CUP students charged with violations on campus or 
in the borough of Clarion will be published along with non- 
student's names who commit offenses on campus. 

All information is taken from court records at District Justice 
Tony Lapinto's office. 

Criminal cases filed: 

William Thomas Chuvalik, 20, Farmington Hills, 
Mich./Campbell Hall. Underage consumption of alcohol and 
misrepresentation of age to secure alcohol at 11:55 p.m. Jan. 15 at 
the Six Pack Shop, Sixth Avenue, Clarion. Defendant allegedly 
attempted to purchase four 40 ounce bottles of wine coolers by 
filUng out a required age declaration card using false information. 
Filed by Officer FousL 

Timothy Leroy Potter, 22, RD2 Sligo. (Non-student) Public 
drunkenness and disorderly conduct at 8:30 p.m. Jan. 21 in a 
parking lot on Clarion University. Defendant allegedly was found 
walking on campus under the influence of alcohol. When police 
approached, the defendant allegedly attempted to resist and 
referred to the ofificer by a racial slur. Defendant was also loud and 
disrespectful. Police are seeking restitution for equipment broken 
during the apprehension. Bled by CUP Public Safety Officer Mark 
Williams. 

Shannon W. Ellis, 22, RD2 Mocrisdale and Clarion. Retail theft 
at 10:12 p.m. Jan. 17 at 7-Eleven Store, Clarion. Defendant 
allegedly took a ten cent piece of gum from the store and left 
without paying. Filed by Officer Foust. ^ 

RandMl Lee SheriiBf, 3if, Clarion. EWyiJig under the influence of 
alcohol, a second degree misdemeanor and public drunkenness, a 
sunuriary, at 2:44 ajn. Jan 19 along South Third Avenue, Clarion. 

Police were dispatched to the scene of a disturbance wherein t^ 
male subject had gotten hisf vehicle stuck in front of a residence. 
The vehicle blocked the roadway to the point where other vehicles 
could not pass on cither side. When police arrived, the defendant 
was allegedly at the front door of the residence and attempting to 
gain entry. 

When police approached the subject and inquired as to the 
problem, the defendant allegedly told police, "I'm drunk." The 
occupant of the residence told police she recognized the defendant 
but did not know his name, but had seen him drive the su^ded 
vehicle and watched as he attempted to gain entry to her home. 

Police observed a strong odor of alcohol about the defendant and 
observed beer bottles on the rear seat of the vehicle. 

Field sobriety tests were not conducted because of icy and snowy 
conditions and the inability of the defendant to maintain his 
balance. A blood test established the defendants blood alcohol 
level as .25 percent 

In Pennsylvania, the standard for intoxication is .10 percent. 

The following cases were resolved: 

Stephen Lyle Mickolay, 19, Baldwin/Campbell Hall. Pled guilty 
to underage consumption of alcohol and public drunkenness, Jan. 
18 in Clarion Borough. Fined $125 plus $74 costs. 



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State House proposes gun control study to develop regulation agreements 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



State 

Panel may be studying gun 
control 

Lawmakers, sporting groups 
and law enforcement authorities 
would study how 65 
semiautomatic and automatic 
weapons are used in crime under 
a measure the state House passed 
Tuesday. 

The propcsal, which requires 
Senate approval, would create a 
new panel to conduct the study 
by May 30. The panel could 
extend the deadline to Nov. 30 if 
needed. 

State Rep. William Adolph, a 
supporter of gun control, said a 
firearms study might be the only 
way of developing agreements 
on regulations. 

The state House last week 
backed off its December 15 vote 
to ban assault veapons statewide 
nnd instead ap iroved a measure 
that would OA erturn exisiting 
bans in Ph ladelphia and 
Pittsburgh. 

Bill to ease sup 3ort collection 

A federal law aimed at 
stopping harassment by debt 
collectors has obstructed child 
support collections, advocates 
said Tuesday in proposing to 
exempt agencies that target 
de^beat parents. 

Representatives Dave Camp, 
R-Mich., and Rick Santorum, R- 
Pa.. said they would inu^oduce 
legislation exempting child 
support collection agencies from 
the Fair Debt Collection 
l^actices Act. 

That law prohibits debt 
collectors from calling a debtor 
at work, calling after 9 p.m. or 
before 8 a.m., and contacting 
third pitfties such as relatives in 
an effort to track down the 
debtor. 

Santorum, who lias proposed 
other ways ol tackling wcllarc 
dependency, said more than 5 
million liunilics on weir;u"e have 
outst;uiding child suppt)il orders. 

Nution 

Navy admiral accused of 
cover-up 

Adm. I -rank B. Kelso 11 was 
accused by a military juilgc 
Tuesday of witnessing sexual 
misconduct in the l')*)l railluK>k 
.sc-amkil and Irving to cover it up. 



The judge dismis.sed charges 
against three aviators who 
contended their cases were 
tainted by the Navy chief's 
actions. 

The judge, Navy Capt.. 
William T. Vest, Jr., also accused 
the Navy's top brass of not 
paying attention to instances of 
sexual misconduct at earlier 
Tailhook meetings. 

Had they done so, Vest said, "a 
high probability exists that both 
the assaults and much of the 
Navy's embarrassment could 
have been avoided." 

The dismissals leave only one 
case pending in the investigation 
of the scandal that damaged the 
Top Gun image of Navy and 
Marine Corps aviators. 

Of 140 cases, no one was ever 
court-martialed and about 50 
received administrative 

discipline. 

California suffering mudslides 

Fires level 1,000 homes. An 
earthquake kills 61 people. Now, 
Southern California has a new 
disaster: mudslides. 

Cars were buried, people were 
plucked from upper floor 
windows and houses were 
swamped as heavy rain 
unleashed tons of mud and 
debris from fire-scarred 
mountains. 
No injuries were reported. 

On Tuesday, bulldozers and 
dump U"ucks plowed up to 3 feet 
of muck from Pacific Coast 
Highway at Big Rock Canyon, 
where 10 beachfront homes were 
damaged in Monday's 
cloudburst. Storm-tossed waves 
8 feet high plowed into home 
pilings, shaking the structures 
much like last month's deadly 
earthquake. 

The stomi unleashed high wind 
that toppled trees, shattered 
windows and downed power 
lines. 

Haitian refugees drown off 
Florida 

I'our Haitian refugees, 
including t\\ o children, drowned 
Tuesday as they made their way 
by boat from the B:iliainas to the 
l-lorida shore. 

Border Patrol investigators 
believe about 75 refugees who 
laniled laic Mond;iy and Tuesday 
lelt together in a fleet of small 
boats not delectable by nular. 

The bodies washed up on 
Hutchinson Island along the 
central Atlantic coast. 

"A .'inuiggler's btxu appiirently 



dropped them off as many as 100 
yards offshore," Border Patrol 
spokesman Herbert Jefferson 
said, "That's too deep and too 
far." 

An estimated 25,000 to 50,000 
Haitians are living illegally in 
the Bahamas and smuggling has 
increased since mid- 1993. 

Authorities blame a crackdown 
on illegal residents by the 
Bahamian govt, the worsening 
crisis in Haiti and the President 
Clinton administration's softer 
policy toward Uie refugees. 

The deliberations by the 
business groups reflect the 
further isolation of military 
leaders, who are widely 
perceived here to be 



profiteeering from the crisis 
through contraband while the 
counU7 collapses around them. 

World 

Castro kin implicated 
in drug ring 

Files and a videotape that 
belonged to slain drug lord Pablo 
Escobar implicate the brother of 
Cuban leader Fidel Castro in 
drug-trafficking. 

The videotape, portions of 
which were broadcast by die TV 
news program QAP on Monday 
night, showed a man identified 
only as David pleading with 
Escobar to let him live after 



surviving an assassination 
attempt. 

David - whose tace is 
electronically distorted in the 
hour-long tape - sent the video to 
Escobar to deny accusations Uiat 
he was a u^aitor to die Medellin 
cartel that Escobar ran. In the 
video, David reminded Escobar 
of the work he had done for die 
cartel. 

"You know 1 helped you wiUi 
Raul Castro on the island with 
respect to the shipment," David 
says, referring to Fidel Casu-o's 
brotlier. 

There was no answer at the 
Cuban Embassy in Bogota 
Tuesday when reporters called 
seeking comment. 




Love responsibly, students 
urged 

Ah, Valentine's Day! It's a time 
when thoughts turn to flowers, 
chocolates, champagne and an 
evening for two. But lovers 
should take heed: 

"Cupid's arrow can have 
disasurous consequences for your 
health," advises Peggy Clarke, 
president of the American Social 
Health Association. "Love 
means behaving responsibly." 

True love, Clarke says, also 
means carefully considering 
whether you are ready to enter a 
sexual relationship, having the 
courage to talk about each 
otlier's sexual history and taking 
precautions to prevent sexually 
u^ansmitted diseases. 

"While it is easy for most of us 
to believe that we aren't at risk 
for sexually u^ansmitted diseases, 
ilie fact is Uiat one in five adults 
in the U.S. already has an STD 



a rate of 12 million new cases 
each year," Clarke said. "STD 
infections aren't limited to 
homosexuals or low-income 
groups. They attack all ages, but 
two-third of new infections 
occur in people under 25." 

Entries sought in cartoon 
contest 

Think you're pretty funny on 
paper? 

There's a contest in progress 
for cartoonists who beiieve 
diey've got the "write stuff." 

World's Best Editorial Humor, 
a twice-monthly newspaper 
based in the Boston area, is 
sponsoring a cartoon contest, 
witii proceeds earmarked for the 
Greater Boston Food Bank. The 
cartoons will be reviewed by a 
panel of syndicated cartoonists, 
and winners* work will be 
submitted to syndicates as well 
as published in Editorial Humor. 



If you would hke to enter the 
contest, submit materials no later 
than March 4. There are six 
panels, comic suips, caricatures 
and creative ad design. 

The entry cost is $10 per 
category entered, and checks 
should be made payable to die 
Greater Boston Food Bank, a 
clearinghouse for agencies Uiat 
feed 135,000 people a monUi. 

Students pay to keep library 
open 

Chabot College's student 
government has donated $12,754 
to keep the library open an 
additional 10 hours every week. 
The hours of operation were cut 
as part of a 1993 budget, 
reductions. 

The donation will allow the 
library to pay staff. 



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7:30 



S:00 



8:30 



Ent. Tonight 



Wealth 



Married.. 



Am.Journal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



Missing Persons c; 



Mad- You [Wings [J 



9:00 



9:30 



10:00 



** 



Detta Heat (1992) Anthony Edwards 



Matlock (In Stereo) [j 



Seinfeld g [Frasierg 



Gunsmoke One Mans Justice (1994) James Arness 



'Gunsmoke One Mans Justice (1994) James Arness 



Simpsons g 



Mad-You 



Sinbad : j 



Wings g 



*** 



In Color 



Seinfeld c; 



Herman 



Frasier g 



10:30 



Primetime Live c; 



Comedy Jam 



L.A. Law (in Stereo) g 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) g 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) [; 



11:00 I 11:30 



Talking Sex: Making Love 



News g 



News 



News 



Newst; 



Cheers [; 



12:00 



Laurel Av. 



Nightline c; 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) [; 



Late Show (In Stereo)!; 



Edition 



***'? National Lampoon's Animal House 



LA. Law (In Stereo) cj [News c; 



***"? 



The Adventures ol Baron Munchausen (1989) John Neville 



A High Wind in Jamaica (1965) Anthony Quinn 

Sportscenter I College Basketball norida~Stale at Wake Forest (Live) [College Basketball: Marquette at Cincinnati (Live) 



Major Dad cj [Wings g 



»*'/? 'Radio Flyer (1992, Drama) Eli|ah Wood PG-13 



(3 30) "The Forbidden Dance (1990) g 



Looney [Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R) 



*»'/? "Airport' (1970. Suspense) Burt Laricaster, Dean Martin G 



Guts 



Lifeguard (1976, Drama) Sam Elliott. 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote g 



♦ *'? 



*** 



Singles (1992. Comedy) Bridget Forida PG-13 [; 



Mortal Sins (1992, Mystery) Christopher Reeve [Wings c; 



National Lampoons Loaded Weapon 1 



Partridge [Get Smart 



Sisters g 



Dragnet 



Last Breeze 



Bob Newhart 



** Sexual Response (1992) NR 



Children ol the Corn II 



M.T. Moore M.T. Moore 



** 



The Mean Season (1985, Drama) Kurt Russell 



Van Dyke 



(1978) 



Late Show g 



Paid Prog. 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) [J 



*** 



Move Over. Darling 



Sportscenter 



Wings g 



Basketball 



Quantum 



■Honor and G/ory (1993) 



Delta Force 2 (1990) R 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



FRIDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 11, 1994 



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5:30 



** 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Men at Work' (1990) Emilio Estevez 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey rj 



Ricki Lake 



Tiny Toon Animaniacs 



Cops r; 



Cur. Affair 



(3 00) "Move Over. Darling 



Newsg 



Coach g 



Geraldo 



News Q 



News 



Oprah Winfrey cj 



Batman [Family M. 



News g 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**'/? 'Secret Places (1985) Marte-Theres Relin PG c; 



News CJ 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News g 



Full House g Roseanne cj 



News Q 



NBC News 



Senior PGA Golf SuncoasI Classic - First Round. 



***'/? The Adventures ol Baron Munchausen (1989) 



Pyramid 



(300) 



(3 00) 



Looney 



Pyramid jMacGyver Deadly Silents 



Desig. Hitter 



Bitsy Spider 



** Cool World' (1992, Fantasy) Kim Basinger PG-13 



*v? "Wbes "(1988, Comedy) Cyndi Lauper PG g 



Crazy Kids jHey Dude (R)[Guts 



T^p Rape ol Dr Willis (1991 , Drama) Jaclyn Smith 



What You Do 



Supermart(et 



NCAA Today 



Prob. Child 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Cops g 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Shorts 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Journal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



**',-? 



T^e Addams Family (1991) c; 



Fam. Mat. [Boy- World 



Viper Mind Games c; 



9:00 



Step by Step 



9:30 



My Giri 2 



Mr. Cooper 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



7 "Home Alone 2 Lost mNevi York (1992) PG g 



20/20 [J 



Miss USA Pageant (In Stereo Live) c; 



MacShayne: Winner Takes AIL" (1994) Kenny Rogers g 



Miss USA Pageant (In Stereo Live) cj 



Brisco County, Jr. 



Viper Mind Games cj 



**' ; "For the Love ol Mike (1960) 



Sportscenter: Olympic 



Like It Cold 



Wings g 



** 



Summer Rental (1985) John Candy 



Leonard Parte (1987) Bill Cosby 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder, She Wrote Q 



X-Files Young at Heart g 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) g 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) g| News g 



News c; 



News 



News 



Cheers c j 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightline tj 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) cj 



Late Show (In Stereo) cj 



Edition 



«** 



"MacShayne Winner Takes All" (1994) Kenny Rogers g 



The Fly" (1986, Science Fiction) Jeff Goldblum 



The Other Lover (1985. Drama) Lindsay Wagner 



Late Show g 



Paid Prog- 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



NHL Hockey: Los Angeles Kings at Mighty Ducks o( Anaheim (Live) 



"Happy Birthday. Wanda June (1971) R 



[Sportscenter 



**'? Adventures in Babysitting (1987) Elisabeth Shue. [* Welcome to Spring Break (1989) 



*« 



The Temp" (1993, Suspense) Timothy Mutton R g [***'/? "Die Hard (1988, Suspense) Bruce Willis R' g [ "3 lor One 



*'? 



"Bloodlist III Forced to Fight (1991) 



Partridge [Get Smart 



Sisters Sunstroke c; 



Dragnet 



Kickboxing: Karatemanta VII 



Bob Newhart M.T. Moore M.T. Moore 



'; Atlantic CrfK (1980. Drama) Burt Lancaster 



Van Dyke 



* Fear o/Scanda/' (1991) 



Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 12, 1994 



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5:00 



(3 30) 



*** 



%&r/ (1991) PG g 



5:30 



Do Anything 



College Basketball: Georgia Tech at North Carolina g 



Just Tell Me What You Want (1980) Ah MacGraw 



College Basketball Kentucky at Syracuse (Live) g 



College Basketball Kentucky at Syracuse (Live) g 



(3 00) High Plains Dritter jBaywatchg 



PGA Golf Los Angeles Open - Third Round (Live; 



(3 30) "Amazing Grace and Chuck (1987) 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**' 



? leap ol Faith (1992) Steve Martin PG-13 g 



News g 



News 



News 



News g 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



News g [NBC News 



Entertainment Tonight g 



Bridal Show Wh. Fortune 



Untouchables Stadt g 



Crusaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! g 



*** 



Coma (1978. Suspense) Genevieve Bu|0ld PG 



Ski Worid [Skiing 



[Sportscenter: Olympic 



Dangerous Heait (1994. Drama) Lauren Holly g 



Senior PGA Golf: Suncoast Classic 



( 2 45) 



Major Dad g 



(3 30) 



*»' ? Ladyhawke (1985) Matttiew Brodenck PG-13 g 



**♦'/? 



Arcade 



Capfaine/ood (1935) 



jDbuble Dare Freshmen 



(3 30) The Woman He Loved (1988) 



**♦ Hook 



Salute 



Tomorrow 



Wings g [Case Closed 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



State ol Emergency (1994. Drama) Q 



9:30 



Dream On t; 



**'? 



Funny Farm (1988. Comedy) Chevy Chase, [; 



Mommies g [Getting By g [Empty Nest [Nurses g 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



**\'2 "Blind Side (1993) Rulger Hauer g 



Commish "Father Eddie g 



Sisters (In Stereo) g 



Olympic Winter Games c; 



Olympic Winter Games r; 



Cops g 



Mommies g 



Cops (R) g 



Getting By i) 



Adventure Sherlock Holmes Brother 



America's Most Wanted g 



Empty Nest [Nurses g 



Acapuico H.E.A.T. 



Sisters (In Stereo) g 



*** 



Sportscenter 



R)q 



"Ladybugs (1992) Rodney Dangerfield 



1991. Fantasy) Robin Williams (In Stereo) PC g 



Legends jDoug 



*** 



"Crossing Delancey (1988. Drama) Amy Irving 



Rugrats 



Auto Racing: Daytona Pole Qualifying [Auto Racing 



The Happening" (1967, Comedy) Anthony Quinn. 



News g 



News 



News 



News g 



Crypt Tales 



News g 



11:30 



12:00 



•7nnocen> Stood (1992) R 



Golden Giris [Empty Nest 



Saturday Night Live 



Olympic Winter Games c; 



Olympic Winter Games cj 



Crypt Tales [Music 



Saturday Night Live 



*'/2 "Generation ' (1985) Richard Beymer, 



IMSA 24 Hours of Daytona 



** 



Child s Play 2" (1990, Horror) Alex Vincent 



"Boomerang (1992. Comedy) Eddie Murphy, R g 



** 



Captain Ron (1992) Kurt Russell cj 



Clarissa [Roundhouse |Ren-Stimpy 



Sportscenter | Basketball 



Silk Stalkings Jasmine ' g |»*V; Buried Alive" (1990) Tim Matheson 



** To Be the Best (1993) Martin Kove I "Best ol the Best II" (1993) 



Mike MacDonald: Happy 



** 



You Afraid? 



♦ ♦•'■2 



The Accidental Tourist (1988. Comedy-Drama) William Hurt, 



Very Very Nick at Nite 



"Prey of the Chameleon (1992) Daphne Zuniga R 



Portrait of a Teacher II (R) lUnsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 13. 1994 



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4:30 



5:00 



*«'? 



"Robot Jox (1990) Gary Graham 



5:30 



Mr. Bean g 



(3 45) College Basketball Temple at Massachusetts 



ECHL Hockey 



(2 30) Olympic Winter Games (Live) g 



[Night Court [News 



(2 30) Olympic Winter Games (Live) g 



♦ ♦'? 



PGA Golf 



"The Gauntlet (1977 Drama) Clint Eastv\>ood 



News 



"Leonard Part 6 (1987) Bill Cosby 



(3 30) Auto Racing ARCA Supercar 200 



(3 00) Nighthav^ks (1981) 



(3 30) Critters 4 (^992) 



Major Dad g 



NBC News 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**' 



? Home Alone 2 Lost in New York (1992) PG g 



News g 



NBA Show 



Design. W. 



CBS News 



ABC News Videos 



[Am. Funniest 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Strapped' (1993. Drama) Bokeem Woodbine. R q 



10:00 



10:30 



Will You Marry Me? g 



NBA Basketball: All-Star Game From the Target Center in Minneapolis 



Talking Sex: Making Love 



♦*'■? 



T^ree Men and a Little Lady (1990) Tom Selleck 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



Code 3 g [Code 3 g 



"Witness to the Execution (1994. Drama) Sean Young 



Olympic Winter Games rj 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Martin g [Living Single 



NBA Show [NBA Basketball: All-Star Game. From the Target Center in Minneapolis 



Adventure Sherlock Holmes Brother 



*** 



Speedweek 



Major Dad g 



Murder by Death (1976 Comedy) Peter Falk PG 



** 



"Sfa^ Tuned (1992) John Ritter PG 



Senior PG A Golf: Suncoast Classic 
Wings :; 



*** 



Father ol the Bride (1991) Steve Martin PG g 



Arcade 



Double Dare Wild Side Rocko's Life 



(3 30) *** Dominick and Eugene (1988) Tom Hulce 



Ready or Not 



Pete 8i Pete 



Sportscenter [Outside the Lines (R) 



Wings g 



** 



■7 "Mortal Sins (1992. Mystery) ^hristopher Reeve 



Married.. 



Cariin 



[Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Witness to the Execution (1994. Drama) Sean Young. 



**'•? "Up the Down Staircase (1967) Sandy Dennis 



Boxing Charles Murray vs. Jake Rodriguez. (Live) g 



Case Closed (R) g 



**'7 



Chris Cross 



Waynes World (1992) PG-13 



*'2 



Legends 



** 



Spaced Invaders (1990) Douglas Barr PG g 



You Afraid? Roundhouse 



Babycakes (1989. Comedy) Ricki Lake 



Nick News Mork 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



*V? "Steplather 3" (1991. Suspense) R' g 



News g 



News 



News 



News c; 



Paid Prog. 



News g 



Cheers g 



Cheers g 



Dear John g 



Night Court 



Olympic Winter Games cj 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 



FYI Pitt. 



Suspect 



*'/; "Band ol the Hand" (1986, Drama) R' 



Sportscenter 



Silk Stalkings Jasmine ' g 



Bowling 



Hollywood 



Private Resort (1985) Rob Morrow. (**'/? "Hero" (1992. Satire) Dustin Hoffman, •PG-13' g [ "Lethal Weapon 3 (1992) 



** 



Body of Evidence (1992) Madonna 



Lucy Show (Van Dyke 



Thiel of Hearts (^9B'\. Drama) Steven Bauer. 



M.T. Moore 



«** 



Damage (1992. Drama) Jeremy Irons. R r; 



Bob Newhart 



Lifetime Magazine 



Dragnet 



Clapprood 



A. Hitchcock 



Superman 



Mysteries [Paid Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 14, 1994 



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4:30 



The Addams Family 



1991) Anielica Huston g 



Donahue (In Stereo) t; 



Empty Nest [Cheers c; 



Oprah Winfrey r; 



Rick) Lake 



Tiny Toon 



Cops : ; 



Animaniacs 



Cur. Affair 



(3 00) Fathom (1967) 



Motorcycle Racmg 



Pyramid [Pyramid 



5:00 



5:30 



News g 



Coach g 



News rj 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfre 



Batman [Family M 



jgan 



News g 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



»**'? Moonstruck (1987 Comedy) Cher PG 



News ; 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News : 



Full House : 



News g 



Move Over Darling (1963 Comedy 



Run Gauntlet [Dream Lg. 



MacGyver 



(3 00) 



Guilty by Suspicion (1991) PG-13 



A/rpoff (1970) G 



Looney [Crazy Kids I Hey Dude (R) 



Roseanne : 



NBC News 



Desig. Hitter 



Ninja Turtles 



Dons Day 



Racehorse 



Ninja Turtles 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! rj 
Cops g 



CBS News 



Roseanne : 



Jeopardy! 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married... 



Am.Journal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



Army ot One (1993. Adventure) Dolph Lundgren NR 



Day One g 



Fresh Prince [Blossom g 



**'■? Look Whos Talking 



10:00 I 10:30 



Comedy Hour: Jem 



1989) John Travolta, [j 



Mad-You [Wings c; | Laugh-In Valentine's Day 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Olympic Winter Games g 



11:00 



Real Sex cj 



News c; 



News 



News 



News [; 



11:30 



12:00 



Real Sex 2 (R) cj 



Cheers c; [Nightline c; 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) CJ 



Late Show (In Stereo) c; 



*♦'? 



Point Break (1991 Drama) Patrick Swayze cj 



Fresh Prince Blossom 



Author' Author' (1982. Comedy) Al Pacino PG 



KL 



Mad-You [Wings [J 



Late Show (In Stereo) c; 



*** RoboCop (1987, Science Fiction) Peter Weller [Paid Prog 



Laugh-In Valentine's Day 



*** 



How to Murder Your Wile (1965) Jack Lemmon 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad 



College Basketball St John s at Seton Hall (Live) 



News t; [Tonight Show (In Stereo) t; 



*'-? The Boss Wife (1986) Daniel Stem 



Wings g 



; A River Runs Through It (1992. Drama) Craig Shelter PG 



** 



Oh. What a Night (1992) PG-13 



Guts 



** 



Runaway Heart (1990 Comedy) Jill Eikenberry 



What You Do 



Supermaritet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



JoL 



College Basketball Nebraska at Oklahoma (Live) 



Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (Live) rj 



Wings [j 



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*** 



The Big Picture (1989) PG-13 



I Love You to Death (1990) Kevin Kline R g 



*♦ 



Looney [Muppets 



Unsolved Mysteries 



I Love Lucy 



West Point 



I Love Lucy 



Sisters The Bottom Line 



When Harry Met Sally (1989) R 



Split Second (1992) Rutger Hauer 



I Love Lucy jl Love Lucy [I Love Lucy 



The Woman in Red (1984. Comedy) Gene Wilder 



Jim Carrey 



I Love Lucy 



Sportscenter 



Wings [J 



Basketball 



Quantum 



Conff/c/onnferesf (1993) 



Kickboxing Karatemania VII (R) 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 15, 1994 



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***< 



The Naked Gun (1988) PG-13 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers 



Oprah Winfrey : 



Ricki Lake 



Tiny Toon 



Cops : 



Animaniacs 



Cur Affair 



(3 3Ch / Deal m Danger 



Motorcycle Racing 



f»yramid 



(3 00i 



Pyramid 



News 



Coach : 



L£- 



News : 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfre: 



Batman [Family M 



News: 






6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



** 



"Men at Work (1990) Emilio Estevez 



News 



News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News : 



Full House : 



News 



Roseanne 



NBC News 



Sylvester (1985) Richard Farnsworth PG 



Run Gauntlet |NBA Today 



MacGyver 



** 



Man hotibie 0992) Jack Nicholson 



Pat^onBoaid (1991) PG 



Looney [Crazy Kids [Hey Dude (R) 



Desig. Hitter 



Ninia Turtles 



Dream Lg. 



Ninja Turtles 



Hard Copy g 



PG 13 g 



Jeopardy! 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Roseanne : 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Manied.. 



Am.Journal 



Married. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



State of Emergency ( 1 994 Drama) : ; 



Full HousegjPhenr ' m: 



LuL 



American Bandstand 



Roseanne : 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



Comic Relief VI Highlights (In Stereo) (Part 2 of 2) i; 



Coach g jNYPDBIueg 



Once in a Lifetime (1994. Drama) Lindsay Wagner t; 



Newst; 



News 



Olympic Winter Games [; 



Olympic Winter Games : ; 



Monty g [Roc 



American Bandstand 



**« 



Carelul He Might Hear You (1983 Drama) PG 



11:30 



12:00 



Talking Sex: li^aking Love 



Cheers [; [Nightline ij 



Tonight Show 



News 



Newsg 



Front Page (In Stereo):; 



*** 



Once in a Lifetime jmA. Drama) Lindsay Wagner i; 



Dirty Harry (1971. Drama) Clint Eastwood 



The Buddy Holly Story (1978) Gary Busey PG 



(In Stereo)!; 



Late Show:; 



Late Show:; 



Paid Prog. 



News : ; [Tonight Show (In Stereo) : ; 



*** 



Sportscenter 



Maior Dad : 



College Basketball Ohio Slate at Illinois (Live) 



Guns at Batasi (1964. Drama) 



Wings : 



»**'-2 Dead ot Night (1945 Horror) 



Singles 11992 Comedy) Bridget Fonda PG-13 



Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show (Live) : 



College Basketball Kentucky at Louisiana State (Live) 



iwings:; 



IhfOlhi'i Wnman (1Q9? Drama) Adrian Zmed R [** Srirper (1993) lorn Berenger R :; 



Guts 



/ I't't' and Betiayai (1989 Drama) Stetame Powers 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



The Forbidden Dance 11990) Laura Herrinc] PG 13 



Looney 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



I Love Lucy 1 1 Love Lucy 



Sisters A Promise Kept 



Intimate Stranger (1991) R 



I Love Lucy 1 1 Love Lucy [I Love Lucy 



Sportscenter 



Wings:; [Quantum 



** 



* Intimate Obsession (1992. Adult) R 



Hie leim (1993) R 



I Love Lucy 



** 



Daughter ot the Streets (1990) Jane Alexander 



Van Dyke [Lucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Heads R 



A. Hitchcock 



Mystenes 



WEDNESDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 16. 1994 



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4:30 



5:00 



5:30 



De<iert Bloom (1986 



Donahue (in StPipo) :; 



Cheers : 



Oprah Win frey , 
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10 Tin y Toon 



Cops 

(.^00> (7i,'K 



Animaniacs 



Cur Affair 



It PM.lS' 



Pyramid 



Drama) Jon Voight PG :; 



News: 



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Gersklo 



Opran Wmfre ■ 



Batman 



Family M 



News: 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



« * ' 2 Leapol Faith ( 1 992) Steve Martin PG- 1 3 



News 



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ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



News 



Full House : 



News 



Roseanne : 



NBC News 



dma (1976 Siispenspl Genevipvp Biijold PG 



AMA Yr Revw 
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1(^:1 5M*« av oir's (1986 Diari iai 



Run Gauntlet Inside PGA 



MacGyver Split Decision 



4 FMl't': > Revenge (1986) R 



Hard Copy : 



Jeopardy! 



Cops: 



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CBS NeMS 



Roseanne : , 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



the Double Kid (1992) PG 13 



9:30 



Do Anything 



College Basketball Putshtirgti .it Gffirgptown (Live) 



10:00 



Dream On:; 



10:30 



Sanders 



Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 



Wh. Fortune 



Married . 



Am.Journal 



Married 



U nsolved Mysteries:, \ Moment ol 1 ruth fo Walk Again (1994) Olcir Brown :; 



Olympic W inter Games^ 



Olympic V t'i.-itcr Games : 



11:00 



Crypt Tales 



News:; 



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11:30 



12:00 



• •';. 



Next at Km (1989) 



Cheers:; [Nightline:; 



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Page 11 



Lifestyle 



Rap's "leading activist" to deliver lecture 



by Anji Brown 
Lifestyles Writer 



KRS-ONE, aka Kris Parker, 
has been named the "Conscience 
of Rap" and it's "leading 
activist" by Rolling Stone. He 
will share his experiences at 
Clarion on Tuesday, February 15 
at 8 p.m. in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose Room. 

It took intelligence, guts and a 
lot of soul searching for Kris 
Parker to become the great indi- 
vidual he is today. At age thir- 
teen he ran away from home and 
spent the next six years on the 
streets educating himself in the 
public library. His living quar- 
ters ranged from subways to 
public shelters. At one of these 
shelters, Kris met a charismatic 
counselor named Scott Sterling 
(aka DJ Scott La Rock) who 
encouraged him to develop bis 
growing poetic talent. Together 
Kris and Scott formed BDP in 
homage to the town they grew 
up in — the "Boogie Down" 
Bronx. 

"Crack Attack," a self-financed 
single, brought about their leg- 
endary album. Criminal Minded . 
This album was stocked with 
bleak, hard-hitting and some- 
times ironic portraits of street 
Hfe. 

Kris and Scott had a quick 
taste of success as their album 
exploded onto the streets. 
Unfortunately, at the height of 
such early success, tragedy 
struck. When Kris, Scott and 




Self-educated, native New Yorker Kris Parker (KRS-ONE) wl 
through self-Identification and will deliver a lecture of "Street 



three of their friends had gone to 



South Bronx to settle a misun- 
derstanding, Scott was shot and 
killed. 
Although greatly shaken, Kris 



insisted the group continue. In 
1987 they released Bv All Means 
Necessary which became a hind- 
mark in establishing rap as a tool 



University Relations photo 
II bring a nfiessage of healing 
Knowledge." 

for enlightenment. In the fall of 
1989, Kris continued that legacy 
when he formed the Stop The 
Violence Movement. It's all-star 



rap single "Self Destruction" 
raised upwards of $300,000 for 
black on black violence and edu- 
cational programs for the ghetto 
youth. 

With his next two LP's. Ghetto 
Music: The Blueprint of Hip 
Hop and Edutainment . Kris 
sharpened his vision to attack 
hypocrisy, materialism and the 
Eurocentric view of history. 
Both of diese albums were certi- 
fied gold. Other works include 
Live Hardcore Worldwide , rap's 
first legitimate live record and 
the all-star album released by 
Parker's HEAL (Human 
Education Against Lies) coali- 
tion, featuring the single "HEAL 
Yourself." 

Kris' latest album. Sex and 
Violence , is well on its way to 
going platinum. He also has pro- 
ducing credits for such diverse 
talents as Ziggy Marley, The 
Neville Brothers and Shabba 
Ranks. 

Kris Parker, being the contro- 
versial person he is, has sull 
managed to command the 
respect of the media as well as 
earning himself a reputation as a 
credible and well-spoken 
activist. 

KRS-ONE has appeared at 
inany colleges, high schools and 
reformatories across the nation, 
and now he is coming to speak 
of "Street Knowledge" at 
Clarion University. The doors 
for this event will open at 7:30. 
The price for the public is $3 and 
students are free with a valid ID. 



Come celebrate Chinese New Year 



by Amy Gerkin 
IJfestyles Editor 



The Clarion University 
Inicmalional As.socialion will be 
celebrating Chinese New Year, 
which sljuls today, al Last Asian 
Inicmalional Nighi. Ihe festivi- 
ties begin at 7 p.m. in the 
Cicinmell Multi-Puip(^se Room. 

The International Association 
students will explain the origin 
of Chinese New Year and will 
demonstrate a new year's eve 
lantern. China, Korea and .lapan 
will be represented in the pro- 
gram. Most of the l-ast Asian 
nation.s including China, laivvan. 
Hong Kong, Malaysia and 



Taiwan observe the Chinese 
New Yciu-. 

The evening's events will 
include a handwriting demon- 
stration along witii a basic hand- 
writinj: display, a perlormanee 
on a /ilher -- a traditional musi- 
cal instrument of tlie area, and a 
p(KMn to be read in se\en differ- 
ent dialects of Chinese. 
Traditional (Tiinese games will 
be played and the audience is 
welcome to join. Students from 
Korea will also present a nuptial 
arts demonstration. 

Bring your appetite becau.se 
trailitional l!ast Asian fcxxis will 
be seneil. New to this program 
will be the opportunity to partici- 



pate in Uie milking of dumplings. 
A Chinese tea party will also be 
held. 

There are 85 students from 35 
different countries enrolled al 
Clarion University. They are 
continuing the tradition of shar- 
ing their cultures with the 
Clarion coimnunity. 

llie Inicmalional Association 
student officers for h'''3-94 are 
Nazri Nizar of Sri I aika (presi- 
dent). Nee Nee Cioh o: Malaysia 
(vice-president), Indu .Mathur of 
India (seeretitfy) aiul .liilia Lee of 
Korea (treasurer). 

This prognun is lice and open 
to the public. Tor more intorma- 
tion call (814) 226-2.UO. 



Rogers Laugand 

Director of Minority Student Services 

presents 

"Jl ^oucH ofCtass " 

fashion show 

♦TVaditional African wear and contemporary fashions 
will be modeled 

♦Special performance by the Youth Choir of Erie 

Saturday, February 12 

5:30 p.m. Hart Chapel 

In honor of Black History Month 



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The Clar;jn Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



Valentine's Day tips 
for the open-hearted 



hy Amy Gerkin 
lifestyles Editor 



Il's I'cbruary and love is in the 
air, or maybe il's the smell of 
dirty snow. Whatever it may be, 
Videntine's Day is soon upon us, 
juid men and wtimen everywhere 
are trying to come up with cre- 
ative ideas to surprise their 
Valentine, or trying on their best 
black ensemble for "V-day." 

Each year marks a notch in 
everyone's Valentine's Day belt. 
One year you may have been 
madly in love iuid ready to sellle 
down with "the one" and have 
sent (or received) do/ens of 
long-stemmed red roses. This 
year, you may be awaiting the 
diiy by ordering a first-class tick- 
et to no-man's land where no 
one knows you're alone. 

Whatever die case, I have sat 
down and come up with a list of 
ideas to help make this 
Valentine's Day as interesting 
(or painless) as possible. Keep 



in mind that these suggestions 
are for both sexes and can be 
taken seriously or humorously. 

1 ) Instead of sending the usujil 
red roses, order a vase full of 
wild and exotic colorful flora. 
This will tiike your viUenline by 
surprise, especially if there is a 
single red rose in the center. 
Ask for the flowers that keep 
long and have a pleasant aromji. 

2) If your female valentine 
cannot or will not eat chocolate, 
there is juiodier way to give her 
that heart-shaped box without 
her getting upset. (You ciui even 
do this if she does like choco- 
lates.) Take the box, empty die 
chocolates any way you wish, 
and fill Uie spaces with different 
little goodies. Replace the 
chocolate caramels with her 
favorite candy, or even write lit- 
tle messages and stick them in 
each spot. 

3) Create some "coupons" for 
your valentine. For example, 
one might say "Good for one 



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administrators of Clarion University and citizens of tlie 

Clarion Community are committed to demonstrating our 

intolerance of the sexual assult in our midst. To hear the 

statistics, to learn the law, to get your questions answered 

come to the Open Forum on Sexual Assult 
Thursday February 10, 1994 at 7 PM in Hart Chapel 



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The Clar;.>n Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



Valentine's Day tips 
for the open-hearted 



hy Amy (ierkin 
IJfestyles /'Editor 



It's Ichniary and love is in ihc 
air, or maybe it's the smell ot 
dirty snow. Whatever it may be, 
Videntine's Day is soon upon us, 
and men and women everywhere 
are trying to come up witJi cre- 
ative ideas to surprise their 
Valentine, or trying on their best 
black ensemble lor *'V-day." 

Itach year marks a notch in 
everyone's ViUentine's Day belt. 
One year you may have been 
madly in love ;uid ready to settle 
down with "the one" and have 
sent (or received) do/ens of 
long-stemmed red roses. I'his 
year, you may be awaiting the 
diiy by ordering a I'lrst-class tick- 
el to no-man's land where no 
one knows you're alone. 

Whatever the case, 1 have sat 
down and come up with a list ol 
ideas to help make this 
Valentine's Day as interesting 
(or painless) as possible. Keep 



in mind that these suggestions 
are lor both sexes and can be 
taken seriously or humorously. 

I) Instead ol sending Uie usual 
red roses, order a vase full ol 
wild and exotic colorful flora. 
This will tiike your valentine by 
surprise, especially if diere is a 
single red rose in the center. 
Ask for the flowers that keep 
long luid have a pleasiuit aroma. 

2) If your female valentine 
cannot or will not eat chocolate, 
there is another way to give her 
that heart-shaped box without 
her getting upset. (You ciui even 
do this if she does like choco- 
lates.) Take the box. empty the 
chocolates any way you wish, 
and fill the spaces with different 
little goodies. Replace the 
chocolate caramels with her 
favorite candy, or even write lit- 
tle messages and stick them in 
each spot. 

3) Create some "coupons" for 
your valentine. For example, 
one might say "Good for one 



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creative. 



4) As 1 was wiUking through 
the Clarion Mall, I spotted a 
store which had Valentine's Day 
underwear lor men. Ladies, you 
(ould really have some fun get- 



ting your male valentine a p;ur of 
these. 

Have a happy Valentine's Day 
everyone! 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



Page 1 3 



We the undersigned students, faculty, staff and 

administrators of Clarion University and citizens of the 

Clarion Community are committed to demonstrating our 

intolerance of the sexual assult in our midst. To hear the 

statistics, to learn the law, to get your questions answered 

come to the Open Forum on Sexual Assult 
Thursday February 10, 1994 at 7 PM in Hart Chapel 



STOP 



Basil Martin Jr..Sharon R. Woods,Judy Kifer.Kelly Dodson.Mary Murphy.Terri Dodson.Melissa Heiser.Angie Daugheily, Libby Leair.Machele Lloward.Tem Piolrowski.Denise Kingsley.Venessa Hartman.Tina 

Govier.DanleHe Egercic, Sara Raught, Christine M. Bracl<en,Cynthia Grazicl.Lacy Beetges, Gregory R. Cissmar,Jeftery Wolfe .Jennifer Moyher.Lisa Kayler, Amy CrIssman.Jenny Heeter.Karen Fisher.Frank U. 

Smith.Eric Simlco,Stephanle Craig, Heidi Kirlwood.Amy Coon.Melissa Morris.Michelle BarozykowskI, Katie Books.CoHeen MdDermitt, Jenny FieW, Jill Braught, Melissa Dentzel, Melissa Crawford, Lisa Straupe.Kelley 

Magoney, Katheryn Sanida, Ray D'Angilo, Lisa Pafferth, Helen Lowe, Peter J. Talente,Holly R. Johnson, Patricia Bopal,Amdhea Straw.Theresa Bostic, Sharon Yonkokshi.Katherine Herring, Metody A. Gill, Con 

Phillips. David Fagan,Amy Remed,Denlse Dougheryt.Sonya Fok,Missi Fox.Kisa Detar.James F. Junger,Kimberly A. Wilson,Tammy M. Milton,Jenniter Deldait.Becki Jones.Melissa Brooke.Stephanie SchuLNikke 

Omer,Angie Pegg.Sherry Blazik.Lisa Malinky.Silvia Barbosa.T.R. Barritt.Georgia Cypher ,Julie Kmaub,Brian Thomas .Jennifer Alge,Karen Schatl.Samantha White.Richael Bayer.Tanny Kiretz.Jan Mcclaine,Kathy 

Spozio,Patty Laswlck,Patrteia Stewart, Sylvia Stalker,Christopher W. Albrecht, Emily Brent,Denise Kelly,Shannon Stahovic, Saundra McKer.Christiana Williams, Rebecca Whippo.Karie Woods,Christian Panin, Susan 

L. Parson, Heather A. McMahon, Linda Jube, Kelly Moyer, Amy Stamm.Kim Shall,Amalisa Ramirey .Janice Hom,Karan Bingham. Dianna kunselman. Colleen Leya.Any Ran'uck.SylviaTravis.Jane Watson, Ed 

Benson, March Seender,Lisa Muzzey.Nanette Schuab, Kathleen A. Velcke, Michelle Smith, Keslie Haiper,Michele Geilmer .Wendy Mckaen.Yolande Stiles,Amy McQuillan,Marcy Schlueter, Sharon Johnson.Brian 

Weight,Sheila Morris.Jennifer Myers, Lisa Kubik,Renee Myers, Heather Dangly.Thca Reutzel,Jenntler BilHngsley, Megan Bernstein.Jason Craig.Linda Seusser.Heather Crouley, Brent Eaty,Cindy Cassidy,Kelly 

Machan,Kennith Dolbe .April McCann,Darcie Sanbauicfca, Jason Fularz.Jason Whitaker,Michael White,Paolo Chistetta,Susan Freed,Jennifer Ramsen, Holly Gerlack,Jennier Landis.Shela krauss,Karen Cline,Wendy 

Hlggins,Deb Fleeger, Rose Sogue.Bob Roth, Shannon Shaffer Susanne Stratton,Jeanie McLaine,Val Means, Ronda Clinger.Marcia Lerch.Judy Bashliine. Beverly Bower, Darcy Blair.Christine MIeanan.Palsy 

Bashline.Sabiena Walton.Amy Caldwell.Mary Hollis.Lonnie Null, Mario Poslors,Harieft Cryle,Jennifer Loach.Jenniter Schlecht, Carta Priesti.Chaterne Cox.Sharon Masl.Donna Poljance.Susan Wilsa, Maureen 

Mackintosh.Melinda Grlffnh.Lindly O'Neill, Cythir Polloch,Robin Lenox, Milt Vanlandlrgha,Darcy Blair,Joey Marquis,Fred Vortz.Shelly Chdhier.Heather Martin.Jenniter Paucke.Rhonda Smith.Amy Uplinger.Diana 

Pelers,Judy Bashline.Kristine BIckbum.Tina Ryder.Robbin Wonderting.Lisa Sictoano .Jennifer Davis.LC. Burney.Kristen Palombo.Andy McMillen.Milissa Shower.Lisa Marirn,Jennifer Loren,Mieko Garcia,Elizebeth 

Hughes.John Calirman,Kristen Snyder.Laura Guicio, Megan Casey .Tracey Auston.Amy Kempt.Lue Bigelow,Lori Hill,Jenniter Gallon, Susan Burtord.Hertiert Luthin.Melissa Weber .Carri Harueys.Jay Still.Mike 

Copen.Chris Lombardo.Hasnnon Snyder,Jenifer Coxson,Amy paganie,Davkl Kunomer.Scott Feldman, Erin Feronti,Ann Osbom.Michele Mills,David Hemian,Sadie Shofestall .Justine Gibbons. Sotice 

Theodoridou.Sue Cortjet .Jennifer Kllngs.Jill Dunkel.Mark Davis. Matt Moyer, Jennifer Guy .Jessica Mcllvaine .Christy Williams.Cynthia Beach,Susan Drayer .Crystal Janis.Michelle Handa.Beverty Smaby.Bill 

Berzer.Shara Williams.Charles Duke.Tanica Horn,Mari< Haggerty. John W.R. Smith, Sally Ringland, Rhonda Wifel,Tina Burgoon, Amy Gerkin,Carrie Van Verth.Shannon Depp, Debrah Camer,Venessa Reiter.Dawn 

Sams.Nichole Herron,Kesha Carey, Sill Schrum,Bmdee Payne,Amy Jo McGrane,Jenny FieW.Terrv Logan,Forraine Harretlsink, Donald Stingetta.Rhondy Henry .Angela Porter, Terri Holjencin,Joe Scharay,Jason 

Slizolsin.Carol Lancer.Debbie Thomassy, Joseph Undershot, Mk;hael Colmbai,Linn Willivig,Anganette Gilhousen. Angle Pegg.Mellony Marsh,Amy Hartley, Chrtley.Chris Coon.Diane Baker.Margaret Heitzelman.Jill 

Farrell.Jennifer Sherry ,Chris Weidrun.Quanda Williams.Troy Steffan.jason Marolak,Brandee Payne, Sean McDonald,Marienee Kennedy .Pogan Watson, Dan Fenstemaker,Megan Mills,Andrew Potocke,Angelina 

Chrostopher.Crystal Naugle,Tom Reighard,Snady Flick,Natalie Tonine,Kaie Clapsaddli,Jenn(fer Founds,Renee Barrett,Janelle Carter, Fames Cox, Mary Beth Curry, Tracie Mathis, Tracy Krouse,Ted Schmader,Janet 

Jaskiewrcz.Jennifer Lennox,Danier Slubemas,Misty Baumener.Drew Seamarn.Shawn Reese.Barry Snyder.Kristofer Alit. Sherry Dkzkerson.Eril Wilson.Mary Hollis,Heather Watson,Janette Boyle,Aimee Shreve.Ellen 

Vaughn.Terri Gilmore.Laura Gregory.Hollie Britz.Jeniter Wilcox.Tonya Cogley.Karen Hamil.Ted Johnson.Laura Schirer.Stacey Miller.Chad Johnson. Denise Lynch. Leslie Deist.Joseph Bodziock.Chrostopher 

Ferry.Loretta McNaughton.Lois Green.Nancy Palma, Stephanie Wright, Deon KnickertJocker.John W.R, Smith.ALIison Mereuris.Bengamin Shawn.Maft Geesey.Mary Gravelle.Karen Smith, Darlynn Frank,Don 

Wllson.Chris, Aplencli,Tracy Allen,Tamarca Moore ,Jouce Parker,Kristie Palck.Kristina Martin.Anne Day .Karen Dupree, Deborah King, Suzanne Jabb.Nancy Parma Jean Rumsey .Tonya M. Schmidt, Katrina 

Helimck,Kimberty Damp,Judy Schall,Maria Tassone, Jeremy Amazzacone,Amy Stewart,Kristin Bujant,Marsha Mitchell, Wendy Buckley ,Deanna Maretti,Kristen Wamer.Brad Best.Sonald Lee.Heather Crystal 

Bteefcher.Veto Cedro, Erica Hood.Kenny Smith.Darrin Baker.Lisa Flynn .Ten Brown, Karin Hudiner,Monica Berger.Kelty Mills,Rasia Crockett, Butch Smith.Rikki Hooks.Molly Bredl, Victor DeFeltee Rick Bull.Don 

Schmids, Pamela Kinger,Megan Shianer,Amy Mennen,Jill Farrell,Kristi Falean.Kristen Kiajmiak ,Lee Ann Schultz.Stacy Myers ,Jessica Shpher,Sandra Sill, Emily Carney, Rebecca Moneymaker.Colleen 

McCarthy .Kristi Dean.Casey Eagen.Amy Demarco.Kimberly Tobias,Jeannine Fox,Colleen Caller. Beth Ronto, Kim Widmar.Bree BunnelLJennifer Baughman,Ami E Way,Tina kenhou.Amy Maracci.Dawn 

>lessep.Betsylie.Jenniter Kieebler.Fenniter Gurit.Candice Cra.-ner.Stacey Piatt. Gince DeBacccRhonda B. Tingley .Brian Thomas. Terry Dando.Donna Pruss.Scott Anderson.Joselyn West.Kristie Bergely. Tammy 

Troia.Cindy Hultz.Mary C. Brogg, Nancy Sewis,Mary Weyer,Kemt>erty Miller,Julia Bartkowiak. Patricia Marini.Charity Carney .Brian Stohr.Dan Shook.Deb Shook.Kelty Terurlliger.Kim Myers,Randall Rypert.Greg 

McCall. Samuel Rupart.Eric Terwilliger.Sue Reppert.Kenin Maiko.Lisa Lepre.Mailon Worthy .Curts Craig.Lou Fheitter.Lisa Kugik.Kristy Silko.Kros Gtosser.Debbie Jones .Jennie Wise .Alex B. Bracey,Brent 

Zimmernam.Gary Slewzorkeyt.Shawn.Hale.Sana Mastripietio.Jennifer.Klamck. Scott Vower.Leandre Spell.Reglnald Oaks.Lou Emery .Todd Reaml.Less Leapre.Nicole Greglch.Martlyn Taylor.Elizabeth Keiter.Joy 

Mahinske, Joseph Baker Jr., Jennie R. Ebersole,Lloyd Rinbli,Chnstopher McKinley.Tauya Rhein.Nicole Flickinger.Tom Christopher .Jason Evertiardt.Theresa Maker.Craig Winters,Stacie Beck,J6nnifer 

Wilson,Daniela More.Leag McCoy.Michael Copen, Tabitha Pregman,Laura Myngier.Jamie Polak.Kirk Fair, Jalene M. Nardella.Thomas Hughes Loughron. Mk:hael ammann. Nicole Rice, Carrie Payne.Kristie 

Mares, Denise M. Englert. Michael Klunk.Michelle Orlowski.Chris whifehiil.Linda Madison.Fohna C. Klyn.Derek Mousessian. Amber Rhoades.Kevin Fleming, Jennifer Hoiko, Brigitte Josefczyk,HekJi Hughes.Sonya 

Hanzes. Stacey Padilla.James Colfman.Lisa Speziale.Susan Stewart.Art Pancoast.Derek S, Mikesell.Matt Price.Amy Bush.Clinton Hanna.Lorie Petojcci.Nicole Reed,Joan Ruber, Karen Smith.Patti Ruffle.Donna 

Poljanec.John B K Martinec.Katie Zaikoski.Samantha White 



THIS 
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The Da /ion Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-The Bangkok Post reported in 
October that several charlatan 
physicians had performed at 
least 100 bogus penis-enlarge- 
ment operations recently in 
Thailand. The procedures 
involved injections containing a 
mixture of olive oil, chalk and 
various substances to provide 
bulk. Said a hospital official in 
the city of Chiang Mai, "I've 
even seen (victims' penises con- 
taining) bit of the Bangkok tele- 
phone directory. 

-In July, research entomologist 
Gene Lamire of Naples, Rorida 
set up the nation's first mosquito- 
trapping program that uses the 
tantalizing fragrance of "cow's 
breath" as the lure. Building on 
research from Africa, Lamire 
installed 42 traps containing the 
synthetic chemical Octenol, 
which mosquitos evidentally find 
irresistible. Within the first 
month, "millions" of mosquito 
carcasses were found in the 
traps. 

-In a recent medical journal 
article, five Phoenix, Arizona 
physicians reported the case of a 



34-year-old man who manually 
forced a ballpoint pen through 
his right eye in an apparent sui- 
cide attempt so that only about 
one inch of it was sticking out. 
The physicians' literature search 
yielded a dozen other cases of 
"self-inflicted, nonmissile, pene- 
trating, intracranial injuries," 
involving nails, a steel spring, a 
hook pin and an awl. 

-To thaw the frozen pipes in 
his house in Farmingville, New 
York in January, John Porter 
backed his car up against an 
open window so the exhaust 
could warm up the basement. 
Shortly afterward. Porter, his 
wife, and their three children had 
to be rushed to the hospital suf- 
fering from carbon monoxide 
poisoning. 

-George Gibbs, 23, suffered 
second- and third-degree burns 
on his head in Columbus, Ohio 
in January. He had diagnosed 
his car's problem as a frozen fuel 
line, which he thought he could 
correct by running warm gaso- 
line through it. He then tried to 
heat a two-gallon can of gasoline 



on a gas stove. 



Service 
with a Smile. 



Saturday Night Light 
February 19, at 5:30 p.m. 

We guarantee you a service with a smile. 



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If you think all church 

sen/ices are dry. boring 

and stuck in the 16th 

century, think again. 

Come worship with us. 




First United i\^ethodist Church 

Sixth and Wood Streets, Clarion, PA 226-6660 



-In August, a Walnut Creek, 
California woman unidentified 
by reporters, caused a three-hour 
search involving police officers 



from two towns, a search and 
rescue team (using hastily print- 
ed photo posters). Explorer 
Scouts and several bloodhounds 
when she reported her three- 
year-old daughter missing from 
the family car during a round of 
errands. Upon returning home, 
the woman found the girl and 
realized that she had not taken 
her on the errands. 




Dave Barry (c) 1994 Miami Herald 



Fighting Crime 



Americans are very upset 
about crime. It has become such 
a serious problem that even the 
U.S. Congress has taken pre- 
cious time away from campaign 
fund raising to pass a tough 
Anti-Crime Bill, which will 
make the streets safer for decent, 
law-abiding citizens by imposing 
harsh mandatory minimum 
penalties on Senator Bob 
Packwood. 

But government action alone is 
not the answer. I believe that, to 
fight this crime wave, we need to 
remember what our pioneer fore- 
parents did when they were set- 
tling the Wild West, and there 
were few lawpersons around to 
defend civilians from the cattle 
rustlers and the gunslingers and 
the highwaypersons and the rov- 
ing outlaw gangs of Amway dis- 
tributors. 

In those days, ordinary civil- 
ians sometimes had no choice 
but to form posses, saddle up 
their horses and bring lawbreak- 
ers to ju.stice at the end of the 
barrel of a gun. I realize that 
what I'm about to say is highly 
controversial, but maybe it's 
time we did the same thing. 
That's right: If the police can't 
protect us, then maybe it's time 
we exercised our constitutional 
right to keep — and bear — 
horses. A criminal is going to 
think twice about entering your 
bedroom if he knows there's a 
horse in there. lispccially if he 
(the criminal, al.so the horse) has 
new shoes. 

Another option, of course, is to 
buy a handgun. This is a contro- 
versial issue, so let me state out 
front that whatever YOU think 
about the handgun issue, it is my 
firm belief that — ;ujd you may 
call mi a courageous individual 
if you wish — you arc l(K) per- 
cent correct. But whatever opin- 
ion we jointly hold, we need to 
consider the implications of ;i 
haiul'jun-relaled news item thai 



was reported recently by Tom 
McNiff of The Ocala (Fla.) Star- 
Banner. 

This item, which I am not 
making up, describes a tragic 
incident involving a Marion 
County, Florida commissioner 
named Norm Perry, whose wife, 
Betty, was getting ready for a 
weekend visit to Miami. 
Needless to say. Norm was ner- 
vous about this, because Miami 
has a reputation for having a bad 
crime problem. 
AUDIENCE: How bad is it? 

It's so bad that this punch Hne 
has been stolen. (Rim shot, 
answered by gunshots.) 

Seriously, I happen to hve in 
South Florida, and the crime sit- 
uation down here is really not 
that bad, as long as you take cer- 
tain basic precautions — locking 
your doors, avoiding poorly lit 
areas, moving to Idaho, etc. But 
life down here can be unnerving. 
For example, a while back we 
rented one of those warehouse 
storage lockers, so we could 
store some of our stuff in there 
for a couple of years before 
throwing it all away. The rental 
guy asked me to sign a piece of 
paper, and he said (this is a real 
quote): 

"This just says you're not 
going to use it to store any, like, 
drugs or human bodies." 
1 looked at him. 
"You'd be surprised," he .said. 

You would be surprised. 
Here's another U"ue Miami story: 
On Thanksgiving Day, some 
workers were trying to fix-tt 
elogged toilet at a rental duplex, 
and they found A PI-KSON IN 
THE SEFI IC TANK. (This per- 
.son was deceased. Fortunately 
for him.) Police don't know how 
the body got there, but it's a sfile 
bet that it wasn't an accident, 
unless we're talking about one of 
those I:X'1R1:MI;LY high-sjc- 
tion toilets. 

Bui getting back to 



•USA Today reported in 
October that Florida Wildlife 
Park officials planned to set up 
mirrors around six Caribbean 
flamingoes because they believe 
they are more sexually excitable 
if in a group. 



■(c) 1994 Universal Press 
Syndicate 

Commissioner Perry and his 
wife: The Star-Banner reports 
that, at Commissioner Perry's 
suggestion, Mrs. Perry was plan- 
ning to take a handgun wiUi her 
to Miami. As she was packing, 
however, she discovered that the 
gun was jammed; so she brought 
it to Commissioner Perry, who 
was standing in front of his clos- 
et, deciding on what to wear. Ho 
was working on the gun when 
suddenly, unexpectedly, it weni 
off. 

You have probably already 
guessed what happened: The 
bullet — in yet another of the 
senseless tragedies that we read 
about all too often these days — 
went through nine of 
Commissioner Perry's dress 
shirts. 

"Those shirts are $25 to $30 
apiece," he told the Star-Banner. 
A terrible waste, you say.' 
Yes. But someUmes you must 
pay a price for vigilance. In 
today's crime-ridden society, 
there could very easily have been 
a criminal hiding in the back of 
Commissioners Perry's closet, 
planning to steal enough money 
to afford air fare to Miami. And 
this criminal could easily have 
been penetrated by Norm's bul- 
let, which would have meant that 
he (the criminal, also the horse, 
if Commissioner Norm kept one 
in there) would no longer be 
roaming the streets and victimiz- 
ing innocent people. Instead, he 
would be successfully suing 
Conmiissioner Perry for millions 
of dollars. 

So let me just state, as a Soutii 
riorida resident, how grateful ! 
am to Commissioner Perry foi 
caring enough about his wile's 
.safety to want to .send her down 
here with a handgun. The one 
thing we need more of down 
here is armed people, which is 
why, on behalf of the Chiunbcr 
of Commerce, 1 am urging 
EVERYBODY who is thinking 
of visiting South l-lorida to Icel 
free to bring Uie weapon of his or 
her choice, although we do 
remind you that, before you trav- 
el with a gun, you should take 
the standard precaution of lesi- 
firing il in Commissioner Perry's 
close I. 

Also, flush with care 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, Pebruary 10, IW4 



infee*?' 



Ocumicho art display 



exhibits Mexican traditions 



hy Toni Ross 
IJfestyles Writer 



An unusual collection of 
Ocumicho art will make its debut 
in the Sandford Art Gallery in 
the Marwick-Boyd I'ine Arts 
Building now until February 25. 

The collection was compiled 
by Joyce Jablonski, director of 
the gallery and instructor of art 
at Clarion University. The art, 
which Jablonski collected from 
garage sales, is the product of the 



Indian tribe Purepccha of 
Ocumicho, a city in Michoacjui, 
Mexico. 

In tiie 197()'s tiie tribe bcciune 
well-known for using "diablos," 
the devil, generally in modern 
settings, in m;uiy aspects of tlieir 
works. Ihe art links to their tra- 
dition of celebrating the dead 
and decorating graves. 

The exhibit will feature 
Mexican folk crafts including 
small poly-chrome ceramic 



.sculptures, water jugs and cloth- 
ing such as traditional shawls. A 
video and slide show will also be 
shown to provide tiio.se interest- 
ed with a belter knowledge of 
how the ju^t is made. 

The exhibit is free and can be 
viewed Monday Jind Wednesdiiy 
from *) a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tuesday 
1 1 a.m. to X p.m.; Thursdiiy from 
9 a.m. to 2 p.m. and l-riday 10 
a.m. to 12 ntK)n. 





Tern Steigelman/Clarion Call 
Ocumicho art captures the spirit of the Purepecha tribe. 



Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
Students such as Adrian Tait made this semester's Bloodmobile blood drive a success. 



Attention Seniors! 

The Lifestyles section will now 
portray weekly senior spotlights. 

Applications in the Clarion Call office in 
270 Gemmell Student Complex. 

*Yon may nominate yourself or a senior you 
know who deserves to be in the spotlight. 

"Applications for the week's publication are 
due on the Friday before. (Next week's 
applications are due tomorrow.) 



Movie Review 



The finer things in life are "Made in America 



ft 



Rated VC, 

**** Well worth the money 
*** (>(mk1, but maybe just once 
** OK if you're really inired 
* Don't even bother 

hy Amy Beth Port 
IJfestyles Writer 

"Made in America" is a quirky 
comedy and perhaps the most 
politically correct movie ever 
imKJe. 

The movie Ix'iiirjs when /ora 
(Nia I onj:) discovered that she 



could not possibly be her late 
lather's daughter by doing a 
bUxxl typing lab in her science 
class. She conlronis her mother 
(Whoopie Cioldbcrg) who tinally 
Iclls /ora that she was artificially 
inseminated, /ora convinces her 
friend Tea (Will Smith) to po.se 
as a donor at the clinic where she 
was spawned so she could lap 
into Ihe computer to find her bio- 
logical lather. 

/oia's lather turns oul to he 
wornani/er, ear dealership owner 



Hal Watson (\ci\ Danson) who. 
among other details, happens to 
be while. When Sarah (Ciold- 
bcrg) discovers tiiat /ora's father 
is Dan.son. .she flips because he is 
everything she despises in a 
man. 

In Ihe end. Wal.son learns to 
love /ora and falls in love with 
Sarah, even though she is every- 
thing he hales about women. 
()pp<isites altnid .' 

Now here is Ihe politically cor- 
rect ct)unidown: 



5. After losing her husband, 
SanUi is artificially inseminated 
to have a child. 

4. Sarah raises /ora alone, prov- 
ing that single women can be 
good mothers (AKA Murphy 
Brown). 

.^. /ora is a black teenage girl 
excelling in math and science (as 
far as to win a lull .schohirship lo 



MIT). 

2. Sarah and Hal fall in love and 
ignore Ihe color boundary. 
1. Both Sarah and Hal own their 
own businesses, proving that 
capitalism will work. 
See what I meant by polilically 

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Entertainment 



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By GARY LARSON 





God as a kid tries to make a chicken in his room. 



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Fascinating facts about Valentine's Day 



Courtesy of 

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Although St. Valentine's Day 
is a well-established American 
holiday, little is known about the 
man after whom the day is 
named. Here are some answers 
to questions about St. Valentine 
and his day: 

Who was St. Valentine? 

Valentine was a priest and 
physician who lived in Rome 
during the third century. At that 
time, Christianity was a perse- 



cuted faith and Valentine was 
imprisoned. When he would not 
recant his faith, Valentine was 
put to death on February 14. 

How did Valentine become the 
patron saint of lovers? 

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Valentine was a priest in Rome, 
Emperor Claudius II ordered 
young men not to marry, believ- 
ing if they did not have wives, 
they would be more willing to go 
to war. Moved by compassion 
for the young lovers. Valentine 
married them secretly. 



Why is February 14 associated 
with romance? 

February 15 was the date set 
aside to honor the Roman god, 
Lupercus. On that day, young 
women would write love notes 
and deposit them in a large uni. 
The young men would take the 
notes out and then court the 
women whose messages they 
had drawn. 

When Christianity became the 
official religion of Rome, the 
church merged the Roman holi- 
day with the martyrdom of St. 
Valentine on February 14. 



How did St. Valentine's Day 
spread to the U.S.? 

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with the earliest English settlers. 
John Winthrop, governor of the 
Massachusetts Bay Colony, 
wrote his wife: "February 14, 
1629, Thou must be my 
Valentine." 

Who sold the first commercial 
American valentines? 

Esther A. Howland of 
Worcester, Massachusetts devel- 
oped the first cards in 1847. 
That year, she sold an amazing 



$5,000 worth of cards. Her 
fancy valentines made St. 
Valentine's Day very popular. 
Soon other manufacturers were 
making cards. 

How many Valentine's Day 
cards are sold annually? 

In 1993, one billion Valentine's 
day cards were sold. 



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Good Housekeeping magazine 

February 1994 



Harvard to probe radiation experiments 



Courtesy of 
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Harvard University announced 



in early January that it has put 
together a "working group" to 
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"We want to know the full 
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Joseph Wrinn, a Harvard 
spokesman. "Our reaction is to 
find every piece of information. 
A sincere effort is going on 
here." 

Wrinn discussed the published 
experiments performed by the 
late Clemens E. Brenda, a 
Harvard Medical School profes- 
sor, on retarded students at the 
Femald state school in Waltham, 
Massachusetts. TliC experiments 
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about government-sponsored 
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studies. The students were 
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participation with candy. 

"Harvard will not defend what 
appears to have happened," 
Wrinn said. "Nobody is going to 
defend something like that." 

A Medical School spokesper- 
son said experts from the 
Medical School would assist in 
the inquiry, but the school is not 
conducting an internal investiga- 
tion of its own. 

" A working group is looking 



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Wrinn said. "We pick up the 
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Wrinn said he could not dis- 
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He did say the group includes 
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Men's Basketball team wins one, drops two 



by Adam Earnhardt 
Sports Writer 



The chances of making the 
NCAA Division II playoffs have 
become slim to none for the 
Clarion Golden Eagles. 

With consecutive losses 
against two PS AC teams, every 
game has become a must win 
situation if Ron Righter's men 
are looking for post-season play. 

On Feb. 2nd, the men lost a 
grueling fight in double overtime 
to the California Vu leans who 
are ranked #3 in Division II, 
118-111. Clarion grabbed a 
seven-point lead in what seemed 
to be an upset in the making in 
the closing seconds of 
regulation. 

Then things fell apart. With 
three of the five starters on the 
bench with five fouls. Coach 
Righter looked to Kwame 
Morton, Steve Branch and 
freshman Jamie Polak to put on 
the finishing touches. 

,Candice Pickens, who endued 
the night with 15 points, stole the 
ball, as it was passed inbounds 
and made a driving lay up. 

Immediately Morton was 
fouled and sent to the line where 
he converted one of two shots 
giving Clarion a 98-96 lead. 

As Cal inbounded the ball, 
Branch reached in and fouled 
Pickens, putting Branch over the 
five foul limit and sending 
Pickens to the line. Pickens 
converted both shoLs sending the 
game into overtime. 

In the first overtime, the lead 
went back and forth as both 
teams exchanged buckets. 

With five seconds lefi, Chad 
Scott, made a power move and 
scored, giving the Vulcans a two 
point lead and, once again, whal 
seemed to be a victory. 
However, .lamic Polak had oilier 
tilings in store. 

As the last lew seconds wound 
off the clock, Polak look a 
baseball pass from Morion. 
Polak t(H>k one dribble juid shot 
an off-balanced jumper off the 
glass and in, tying the game at 
106-106 and .sending the match 
inU) a .second overtime. 

In the .second overtime it was 
all California as the tk'pth ot the 
Vulcans bench proved to be 1(H) 
Muicli for the "young" Clarion 



line-up to handle. 

With Morton and Polak joined 
by sophomore Tyrone Sherrod 
and freshmen Bob Monu^ose and 
Scott Cronk, the Golden Eagles 
ran out of energy and the scoring 
punch needed to finish the game. 

Morton, the only regaining 
starter, pushed his game to the 
limit, playing the entire 50 
minutes and finished by leading 
all scorers with 41 points and 
nine rebounds. 

Brian Paige ended his scoring 
slump with a 23 point 
performance followed by Steve 
Branch's 15 points. Ian Whyte 
and Branch each grabbed eight 
caroms a piece. 

As the Golden Eagles made the 
long trip to Shippensburg, 
Saturday, Feb. 5th, it was the 
same outcome in a slighter 



shorter story. 

At the end of the first half. 
Clarion held on to a 47-33 lead 
and built on that score by as 
much as 22 points mid-way 
through the second half. 

That's when the lead crumbled. 

The Red Raiders of 
Shippensburg went on a 20-4 run 
that left Clarion in shock. Chris 
Thompson hit back to back three 
pointers with 1:50 on the clock, 
pulling the Red Raiders to within 
two at 84-86. 

Scott Rehm and Thompson 
then hit consecutive jumpers, 
giving the Red Raiders the lead 
and the victory with five seconds 
left. 

Clarion only made one field 
goal and one free throw in the 
last three minutes play. 

Morton led all scorers for the 



18th time this season with 35 
points. Branch had 13 points 
and nine rebounds while Whyte 
grabbed seven boards. As of the 
Shippensburg game, the men 
have posted a 2-5 record in the 
PSAC-West and a 12-8 record 
overall. 

On Monday, Clarion played 
host to Columbia Union 
University who came into town 
with a 3-17 record. 

The Pioneers scored first, as 
Steve Streelman drove for a 
layup just 24 seconds into the 
game. But from then on, it was 
all Clarion. The Golden Eagles 
started scoring and didn't stop 
until the final horn. 

Clarion scored 15 straight 
points after the Pioneers took the 
early lead, with Morton hitting 
two three pointers and a layup, 




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Ian Whyte had a great game for the Golden Eagles, scoring 25 points and grabbing 13 
rebounds. Here, the 7'2" center battles for position to get a rebound. 



and Branch putting in a couple 
of layups. 

Clarion was on fire for nearly 
all game. In fact, the only 
mishap that occurred for Clarion 
was when Morton drove to the 
ba.sket all alone, when up for the 
jam, and bricked it off the rim. 
Yes, even superman makes 
mistakes. 

When asked after the game if 
he was slightly embarassed by 
the missed dunk Kwame 
replied," Nah, Steve (Branch) 
missed one earlier in the game 
and he's 6'8". I'm only 6'3"." 
Don't worry though, Morton 
atoned for it later by throwing 
one down on a break away. 

Everybody was getting in on 
the jam session. Morton, Brown 
Branch, and Whyte all had 
exciting jams. In fact Whyte had 
a handful of them. He exploded 
in probably his best game since 
he's been here at Clarion. 
Columbia Union just didn't have 
anybody who could match up 
inside with him, and Whyte l(X)k 
advantage of it, closing the game 
with 25 points, 13 rebounds, and 
a blocked shot. 

Assistant coach Michael Wurm 
said of Whyte's 

performance, "We figured he'd 
have a better game because he 
was playing against guys more 
his size and it's easier for him to 
play defensively against them. 
He did a good job of moving his 
feet and he kept out of foul 
U-ouble." 

Everyone was getting in one 
the action Monday as the second 
and third stringers came off the 
bench. Scott Auman, the walk- 
on from St. Mary's, scored lour 
points in getting two layups. ami 
5'7" walk-on Jim Brunelli got his 
first points of the season by 
draining a trifecta and making 
the cTOwd and team go cni/.y. 

Clarion next tiikes to the court 
this Wednesday. Earlier this 
season, I'dinboro blew the 
GoUlen I'agles away, but as 
Morton said, "Were a difierent 
team than we were then." 

Whether Clarion is a (lificreiit 
team or not. they li;d certainly 
better find a spark to ij.'mte the ni 
to a victory. 

The tipoll lor that y.mw is >cl 
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girls game. 



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The Clai on Call: Thursday, February 10, 1994 



Lady Eagles on 
flight to playoffs 



by Tondalaya Carey 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
women's basketball team 
pulled away with two more 
wins this past week to add to 
their overall record and they 
now stand at 16-3 (6-1 in the 
PSAC West). 

Last Wednesday the Golden 
Eagles blew by California 
University, 80-69. 

California entered the game 
with a 15-4 overall mark, and a 
national ranking, but the 
Vulcans proved to be no match 
against Clarion's well balanced 
attack. Clarion only led by 
two at the half, but 50% field 
goal shooting in the second 
half lifted the team. 

Carlita Jones led all scorers 
with 29 points and she also 
grabbed ten rebounds. Her 
defense was equally as 
impressive as she swatted 
away five shots. 

Shannon Coakley and Mona 
Gaffney also had impressive 
games for the Golden Eagles, 
both finishing with 14 points. 
C5aflfhey had 10 rebounds, and 
Coakley 11. Amy Coon left 
the game with 13 points and 
seven rebounds. Amy 
Migyanka had eight points and 
six assists. 



Next, the Golden Eagles 
traveled to Shippensburg to 
face a team that they had 
already beaten earlier this year. 

Clarion got off to a quick 
start as Jones nailed a jumper 
off a pass from Migyanka, just 
sevrai seconds into the game. 

Jones would finish with 20 
points, but the real story behind 
this game was Coon, who 
finished the game with 24 
points, all on three pointers. 
She tied school records for 
three pointers made and 
attempted by going 8-for-19 
from behind the line. 

With five minutes left in the 
first half, Shippensburg 
tightened the game up, but 
Clarion drilled four three 
pointers in a spurt that gave 
them a 50-39 lead going into 
the locker room. 

Coakley finished the game 
with 17 points, Gaffney had 
eight points, 14 rebounds, and 
five assists, and Migyanka had 
nine points, all on three 
pointers, and dished out four 
assists. 

The'Eagle's offense is " 
effective from the inside and 
the outside. They are very 
difficult to defend. 

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Wednesday against Edinboro. 



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Page 21 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Amy Migyanka is almost 
assured she will graduate from 
CUP as one of the best point 
guards ever to play here. 

Amy. a sophomore on the 
women's basketball team, 
combines her natural basketball 
abilities with key leadership 
skills to help lead the Lady 
Eagles. 

Amy had a good high school 
career out of Bishop McCort 
H.S., starting for 3 years and 
being named MVP of several 
different tournaments. 

Amy also played volleyball, 
but her basketball coach talked 
her into focusing on one sport. 
She was the leader of a talented 
team that sent four of it's five 
starters on to play college 
basketball on scholarship. 

She put an exclamation point 
on her high school years by 
setting a school record with 8 
three pointers in her final game. 

Basketball j^ayed a big part in 
where Amy went to school. She 
almost decided on St. Francis 
University, but fii^ly answered 
the phone calls she kept 
receiving from Clarion and 
decided to come here. 

In coming to Clarion, Amy 
was immediately getting lots of 
playing time, and this year she 
has moved into the role of a full 




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Sophomore point guard 
Amy Migyanka is the court 
leader of the Golden Eagle 
women's basketball team. 
time starter. When asked if she 
felt pressure from becoming 
such an integral part of one of 
the best Division U teams in the 
country she replied, "Last year I 
felt really frustrated. Now I feel 
a lot more relaxed. I feel like I 
know what I'm doing a lot 
more." 

Next year. Clarion willbe 
without starters Shannon 
Coakley and Amy Coon. 
Migyanka will be left solely as 
the court leader of this team. 
She knows it will be a tough 
challenge but, "I'm looking 
forward to that." 



After watching her for the past 
two years, no one doubts her 
ability to be the quuarterback of 
this team. 

Amy knows that her best 
basketball asset is her passing 
ability She is a very un.selfish 
player, and would rather play for 
the benefit of the team than look 
to light up the scoreboard 
herself. 

"I shoot, but I'm not like 
Shannon. Maybe that will get 
better as the years go by. But 
really, I'd just as soon get the 
assist." 

Amy racked up a lot of assists 
last year. In fact, one of her 
long term goals in to leave 
Clarion with the all-time assist 
record under her belt. 

As far as the pressures of being 
a student athlete are concerned, 
Amy works hard tries to balance 
school with basketball. 

"Somefimes I think its hard 
because we travel, but we 
basically have time to study. I 
get my work done." 

Amy is a great leader on the 
court and is a very friendly 
person off of it. If you haven't 
taken ^ ,look at Clarion'S: 
quintessential point guard, it is 
well worth the trip to Tippin^io 
do so. 

One of her team goals is to 
someday make it to the Final 
Four. With Amy here, they 
certainly have a good chance. 



Golden Eagle wrestlers defeat Syracuse 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports writer 



On Saturday, Feb. 5, the 8th 
ranked Clarion University 
wrestling team hosted the 
Syracuse Orangemen, who are 
ranked 19th in Division 1. 

Clarion wasted no time in 
defending their top ten ranking 
by jumping out to a quick 12-0 
lead as Sheldon Thomas, Bob 
Crawford, and Tom Tomeo 
recorded victories. 
At 142 pounds, Jamie ICyriazis 



of Syracuse decisioned Clarion's 
Jody Clark by the score of 5-4, 
to put the Orangemen on the 
board with the score of 12-3. 

Clarion's 150 pounder. Moss 
Grays, wasted no time in 
bringing the Eagles back with a 
4-1 victory over Jeff Liberman, 
upping tlie Eagle lead 15-3. 

Jamie St. John of Syracu.se 
decisioned Clarion's Damon 
Brown at ihc 158 pound weight 
class in a clo.se match at 3-2. 
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At 167 pounds, J.J. Stanbro of 
Clarion decisioned Scott Sedlick 
by the score of 7-2 to give the 
Eagles a lead of 18-6. 

Next up at 177 pounds was 
Dan Payne, who was going up 
against Ken Parrel of the 
Orange. Payne helped give 
Clarion a comfortable lead by 
major dcci.sioning Tarrcl 18-2, to 
give the l-aglcs an impressive 
23-6 lead over Syracuse. 

Bryan Stout then wrestled at 
190. Stout major decisioned 
Paul Eyiniui by ihe .score of 13-0. 
ll was Ihe l-agles' lasi points of 
the night as Rob Siniobin 
suffered a rare loss lo Jason 
Cleasmjui by a .score ol 7-6. 

(Tarion completely destroyed 
this respectable team and are 
proving thai Ihcy are one ol ihc 
lop teams in the nalion. 

Ilicy showed more dominalion 
by shulling oul Keni Slalc 48-0 
Tuesday. 
Clarion wresllcs Pill Saturday. 



Madden who? 



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by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



Who needs the All-Madden 
Team? Every true pro football 
fan knows who is good and who 
their favorites are, so why listen 
to some overpaid TV announcer 
give his best for '93? On the 
other hand, why read this article 
by some sports nut who thinks 
the NFL should last 365 days a 
year? OK, you win. I'm sure 
most people are "footballed out" 
for another year, and are looking 
forward to baseball with anxious 
eyes. But before you say 
goodbye, let's take an All-Males 
look at '93's best players by 
position. Take note, these 
players don't necessarily have 
the best stats or even most game 
appearances. Instead, these 
gridders might be leading 
contributors to their team in 
other areas (emotion, attitude, 
big-game perfomance). So let's 
cut the bull and get to the team. 
Ouarterback: Drew Bledsoe (N. 
England)- first year sensation 
gave his team four stfaight wins 
to end the season. Promising 
future in the NFL, mark my 
word! 

Running Backs: Eric Pegram 
(Atlanta)- Falcons always 
wanted a running back, now they 
have him- 1,185 yards in *93. 
Jerome Bettis (LA Rams)- 
Rookie golden domer powered 
his way to 1,429 yards. 'Nuf 
said. 

Wide Receivers: Sterling 
Sharpe (Green Bay)- Bret 
Favre's go to guy keeps getting 
better and keeps breaking his 
own records. 

Jerry Rice (S.F.)- Big surprise? 
Next Slop- Canton. 

Tight End: Shannon Sharpe 
(Denver)- Brother of Sterling, 
that now has his own identity, 
lie got better as the year vveni 
on. 

Offensive Line: Guards- 
Harris Barton (S.F.)- Job is lo 
protect Steve Young- which he 
dws quite well! 

Randall McDanicl (Minn.)- 
Developing into one of the best 
in Ihe NIL. Many Pro Bowls to 
come. 

Tackles- Kevin Gogaii (DalD- 
Reminds inc of one t)f the old 
Ilog.s- 6' 7". 320 lbs.- This guy 
l(H)ks like a hoiisinii project. 

Jackie Slater (LA Rains)- had 
his best game against former 
Ram Kevin Greene Has been 
playing since Ihc neatnik era, 

Cenlcr- Dcrmonii Dawson 



(Pitt)- Follows in footsteps of 
other Steeler great- Mike 
Webster. 

Defensive Line: End- Neil 
Sith (K.C.)- 1 like this guy's 
attitude. A force around the end 
and key to Chief's line. 

Leon Lett (Dall)- You knew it, 
right? Can't let the ball be, but 
still is key on Dallas D. 

Tackle- John Randle (Minn)- 
Led interior linemen in sacks 
with 12.5. 

Sean Gilbert (LA Rams)- 
Rookie sensation brought 
defense back to the City of 
Angels. 

Linebackers: Greg Lloyd 
(Pitt)- Mr. Mean Disposition is a 
dynamo from outside. This guy 
does everything and has the 
attitude to go with it. 

Marvcus Patton (Buft> This 
former UCLA Bruin is truly 
incredible. He has a nose for die 
ball and likes to stick. 

Tony Bennett (G.B.)- Sat out 
the first few games in contract 
dispute, made up for it big time. 
Anchored solid Packer defense. 

Lamar Lathon (Hou)- Didn't 
play on every down, but was a 
force when in the game. Has a 
"fly to the ball" attitude that I 
love. 

Cornerbacks: Rod Woodson 
(Pitt)- Started off HOT with 
interceptions in five games. 
Associated Press Defensive 
Player of the Year. Overrated? 
Never. 

Eric Allen (Phil)- A solid 
corner year in and year out, 
Allen incredibly returned four 
picks for touchdowns! Yes 
folks, four. 

Safeties: Darren Woodson 
(Dall)- A huge safety, this 
Wocxlson hits like a freight u-ain 
and plays one awesome safety 
position. 

LcRoy Butler (G.B.)- Helped 
Recnic White and Tonv Beniwit 




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disposition," and practices with such intensity that he 
often makes fellow teammates incensed with his constant 
high gear drive. He'll be a Pro Bowler for a long time. 



give the Packer defense identity. 
Pro Bowler now, and again next 
year. 

Special Teams: Punt/Kick 
returner- Eric Metcalf (Cle)- 
After he single handedly made 
me cry after die Steeler game (2 
TD's on punt returns), I vowed 
never to second guess this 
former Longhom. 

Placekicker- Jason Elam 
(Den)- This newcomer really 
impressed me. Kicking at Mile 
High might be this kid's long 
future in the NFL. 

Punter- Rich Camarillo 
(Phoenix)- Why not? 
Consistency in the NFL for 12 
years. 

Coach of the Year: Bill 
Parcells (N.E.)- The guy's a 
genius. Losing practically every 
game by only a few points a 
piece. Bill had his Pats in every 
game. Winning their last four 
games, I'm going to go out on a 
limb and say playoffs in 1994 lor 
New England. 

Well, here it is, die All- Males 
team for 1994. Some of the 
choices may surprise you, but 
these are the guys that are the 
prototypical hard nosed, tough 
minded, football players that the 
NFL needs to have a lot more of. 
Of course, Uiere are other players 
worthy of this list but I only had 
so much room. Only six more 
months until the NFL starts up 
again. 



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Trade rumors abound in the NBA 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



The trade winds are blowing 
around the NBA this February. 
With the trade deadline fast 
approaching, several teams are 
look to make a move, or at least 
should be. 

Looking towards their future 
now can save some teams from 
going back to the world of 
mediocrity. Other franchises can 
look to make themselves very 
dangerous for the upcoming 
playoffs or build for the future. 

Let's first take a look at the 
New Jersey NeLs. 

What a combo, Kenny 
Anderson of Georgia Tech fame, 
dishing to the former 
Orangeman. Derrick Coleman. 
A one- two punch any team 
should respect and fear. 

However, Coleman seems to 
be set on leaving the team for 
greener pastures. 90 million 
dollar pastures to be exact. Who 
would be dumb enough to pay 
that much to a man that simply 
puts a bail through a hoop? 
Coleman, who is averaging 20 
points, 1 1 rebounds and three 
assists per game, is looking for a 



contract that would be given to a 
man who takes (and makes) 
eighty shots a game. Coleman 
does much more than just score 
and grab boards, but that much 
more? 

Without Coleman, the Nets 
would be outrageously bad, but 
can they afford to keep him? I 
don't think so. 

What are the trade options for 
the Nets? One trade possibility 
that keeps popping up is a swap 
with the Miami Heat. 

It would probably be a one-for- 
one deal involving Glenn Rice or 
Ron Seikaly, which would be a 
decent trade for botli clubs. 

With the tragic loss of Drazen 
Petrovich in the offseason, New 
.Jersey needs a long distance 
bomber which Rice could 
provide, and Seikaly would 
toughen up the Nets inside. 

Miami would be receiving an 
all-star who rebounds and has a 
great inside/outside game. If 
Miami and New Jersey can 
swing this trade, the Heat had 
better talk to Coleman's agent 
about a long-term contract and 
be willing to shell out the bucks. 

Is a trade possible with the 
Pistons? Possibly. Coleman 



may want to return to his home 
town. However, 1 doubt if the 
Pistons have anything that the 
Nets would want in return for 
Coleman. 

Besides, would Coleman want 
to go to a team that's only 
slightly better than the woeful 
Dallas Mavericks? It will be 
very ugly in Detroit for a while, 
whether they have Coleman or 
not. 

The Los Angeles Clippers are 
also a team that needs to do 
some tiling. 

Two years back, the Clippers 
started looking like a team that 
might start making some noi.se in 
the west. Now they look ready 
to slide back into the lottery. 

Kenny Norman left for 
Milwaukee and Stanley Roberts 
is out for tlie season. What else 
could go wrong for the Clips'? 

Ron Harper and Danny 
Manning are the next two ready 
to leave L.A. It doesn't take a 
rocket scientist to figure out that 
the Clippers need to sign one of 
these two and trade the other. 

The one to go is probably 
Manning. He has no desire 
whatsoever to stay with the 
Clippers and he has stated that. 



Who would want to stay witli a 
team that changes coaches on a 
yearly basis? 

The latest rumor has Manning 
going to Orlando for Dennis 
Scott and a first round draft pick. 
This could move Orlando closer 
to a championship within a few 
years and give the Clippers a 
needed outside threat. 

If this were to happen, L.A. 
could then trade Ron Harper to 
the Chicago Bulls, who have a 
vacancy left from the retirement 
of Michael Jordan. By no means 
could Harper fill Jordan's shoes, 
but he could mjike an impact on 
a surprising Bulls team. 

Tlie.sc are just a few choices 
that front offices around the 
NBA face as the playoffs near. It 
seems like this is the time of year 
that clubs like to shop their 
players around, hoping to land 
that key player and make a run 
for the championship. 

However, this can be very 
dangerous, as some teams make 
foolish choices. Teams might 
stick their neck out and make the 
big trade, or it could be a year of 
Uttle player movement. 

Keep your eye on the sports 
page, your team could be active. 



Women swimmers 
lose to powerful 
Ohio State 

by Jeff Ijevkulich 
Sports Writer 

Clarion University faced Ohio 
State in a swimming meet 
Saturday. The buckeyes, who 
are picked to finish third in the 
Big Ten this year proved to be a 
lough match for Clarion. 

A victory for the Golden 
Eagles would have been a great 
upset for the team, but just 
staying close to tJie Division 1 
power would be respectable. 
That's just what they did. 

Lisa Kaylor won ilic 200 breast 
(2:39.03), and Justine Gibbons. 
Colleen Davidson, Oil City's 
Stephanie Kissell and Kathy 
Randazzo won the 400 free relay 
at 3:50.94. 

Gibbons also looked 
impressive in swimming a 10:32 
in the 1,000 free, which is one of 
the two top times in the NCAA 
Division IL 

Kim Strawbridge took fourths 
in both diving events. 

Both the men and women are 
finished with the dual meet. 
They will be at the PSAC's on 
Feb. 16-19 at Indiana. 



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View from the inside 

Women basketball; let's fill the seats and cheer 'em on 



by Amy Coon 
Sports Writer 



The smattering of applause 
rolled through the nearly empty 
gym. Surprisingly, Bentley 
College in Needham, MA, had 
more fans to watch a road game 
nine hours away, than the 
Clarion University Golden 
Eagles, who were playing North 
Dakota State in one of the 



biggest matchups in Division II 
basketball early in the 1993-94 
season. 

The teams, North Dakota 
State, perennial Final Four, 
power; Bentley, likewise; 
University of Pittsburgh at 
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women. The attendance: low. 
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sports yet? 

If they were, there would be 
less empty seats in the stands at 
women's games. 

If you've never attended a 
women's basketball game, you 
would not know how exciting we 
are to watch. 

The Clarion women's team has 
been extremely successful since 
the arrival of Coach Parsons and 
staff, who virtually turned this 
program around overnight. 

I'm a senior for the women's 
team. Over the last three plus 
years, we have been atop the 
PS AC West. We are working 
toward our fourth straight 
Western division title. We have 
also won the PS AC Conference 
Championships two out of the 
last three years. We are trying 
for our third. We have reached 
the NCAA Tournament every 
year since 1990-91, have gone as 
far as the EHte Eight and Sweet 
Sixteen in those three years. We 
are hoping to go all the way to 
the Final Four this year. 

We are an exciting team to 
watch. With all the three point 
shooters and outstanding post 
players we have, it is difficult to 
stop us. Each game is more 
exciting than the next, whether 
we are hitting three pointer after 
three pointer, or seeing great 
moves beneath the basket. 

Did you know that we hold six 
NCAA team records and two 
individual records for three point 
shooting? And did you know 
that we also hold the record for 
most points scored in a game 
with 148? Now if scoring 148 
points in a single game isn't 
exciting, then I don't know what 
is. 

As a player, I know how 
important fans arc to the home 
team. They give us momentum 
in the game. The crowd noise 
pumps us up, and makes us play 



harder when we know that 
people are cheering for us. It's 
not fun to play in an empty gym, 
where sometimes it is so quiet 
that you can hear a pin drop. It 
is so nice to know that you have 
people behind you telling you 
that you're doing well and 
encouraging you to play better 
when you're down. 

Women's basketball is 
becoming increasingly popular 
in some areas, especially at the 
Division I level. Just this past 
Sunday, the Penn State Lady 
Lions played the Iowa women's 
team in a packed house. Number 
1 versus Number 8 and it was the 
first ever sold out women's game 
in Rec Hall, 7,462 screaming 
fans. 

The interesting part is that 
there were 1,200 students who 
got tickets for the game and they 
stood the entire game, screaming 
and yelling to cheer on their #1 
Lady Lions. 

The Lady Lions won that 
game, 63-61, and I believe most 
of it was due to skill, the rest was 
due to the home crowd. 

The Lady Lions of Penn State 
may be #1 in Divison I, but your 
own Golden Eagles are just as 
successful at the Division II 
level. We are lucky to get 1,000 
fans to come to our games, 
including students. In the four 
years that I have played, I've 
seen more and more of the 
Clarion community come to 
watch us. 

Please drop all your biases and 
come out and give us a chance. 
We are exciting, we arc fun to 
watch, and we need your 
support. I promise that if you 
come out to a game, you will be 
on the edge of your seat the 
whole time. I know that if you 
come, you won't be disappointed 
and diat you will definately want 
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Volume 74, Issue^ld*^^ The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



February 17, 1994 



In 
This 
Issue 



News 

Emergency phone map 

Find out where phones will be| 
located pg. 7 

Lifestyles 

Mu.stcai starts this week 

Will they or won't they? See] 
"Hair" and find out pg, 11 

Sports 

Ranked #6 in nation 

CUP wrestlers pin Pitt to) 

move up in mnkings pg. 21 1 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

Thursday: Clear, high 52 



Friday: Sunny, high 55 

Saturday: Partly cloudy, 

high 56 
^nday: Cloudy, late 

rain, high 50 
Monday: Cloudy, chance 

of rain, high 42 
'I^esday: Clearing, high 

49 
Wednesday: F^rlly cloudy, 

high 55 



Index 

ComnKntary , pg. 2 

News pg.5 

TV Guide pg. 10 1 

Lifestyle pg, n 

Entertainment i^. 16 1 

Sports. pg- 19 

C3a8sifieds pg. 23 



Sexual assault forum demands an 
end to 'o ur rape-fostering society' 



by Rodney Sherman 
Managing Editor 

"We are here tonight because 
we are radicals," said Deb King 
at the start of last Thursday 
night's Open Forum on Sexual 
Assault. 

"Now perhaps when you hear 
this word," continued King, "you 
think of bombs, hostage -taking 
or politics. But radical also 
means a return to the roots, to 
that place or thing or idea that 
nourishes and sustains you." 

King's opening remarks were 
given to encourage an open 
discussion between panel 
members and the approximately 
85 to 90 Clarion University 
students and Clarion community 
residents in attendance. 

Sissy Marks, director of the 
Rape Crisis Center in Clarion, 
reminded the audience of the 
recent media attention given to 
the Michael Jackson allegations 
and the trials of John and Lwena 
BobbitL 

"We wish we could focus some 
of that attention on the campus 
arena," said Marks. 

Marks and following speaker 




^. ,, , Rodney L Sherman/Clarion Call 

Sissy Marks, of the Rape Crisis Center, adresses last week's gathering at Hart Chapel on 
the issue of sexual assault on and around Clarion University campus. 



Laurie Snyder Yount, of 
Students Together Against Rape 
(S.T.A.R.) cited Rape Crisis 
Center statistics claiming 28 



Clarion part of organ 
donation campaign 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



"It will never happen to me." 
This is a common misconception 
of youth today, whether it is a 
disease, an injury or even death. 

Well, everyone will die of 
some cause, whether naturally or 
accidentally. But have you ever 
wondered what would happen to 
you after you have passed? 

More than 33,000 people 
nationwide are awaiting a 
transplant of organs or tissues. 

Eight people die each day 
without receiving that transplant. 
However, if one person donates 
all the organs and tissues be/she 



could, that sinlge person could 
save between 200 and 300 
patients, according to Patricia 
Kail, director of conmiunications 
for CORE. 

The Center for Organ 
Recovery & Education (CORE), 
founded in 1977, is one of 
approximately 65 organ 
procurement organizations in the 
United States. 

CORE is responsible for 
working with hospitals and the 
communities it serves to provide 
organs and tissues for 
transplantation, including 
coordinating the recovery efforts. 

Conitued onpg. 12 



percent of CUP students have 
been victims of sexual violence, 
21 percent have been physically 
abused by an acquaintance and 
that 41 percent have been 
verbally harassed, embarrassed 
or threatened by someone they 
know. 

One audience member raised 
the questions about the local 
legal system and suggested that 
Clarion county District Attwney 
William Kern is reluctant to 
pursue cases involving sexual 
assault. Lynn Harrelson stated it 
was her understanding that only 
one alleged campus rape has 
been brought to trial in the past 
12 years. 

Snyder Yount said that such 
occurrences are the "fault of our 
legal system" and plea 
bargaining sexual assaults down 
to lesser charges are an 
"everyday reality." 

Clarion Borough Police Chief 
R. Eric Shaffer admitted there 
are faults in the legal system but 
said the problem is state- wide 



and not confined to the Clarion 
area. 

"Our legal system sucks, that's 
the best way to put it," said 
Shaffer in his first remark to the 
audience. 

Shaffer told the gathering 
blame for the increasingly 
violent society nation-wide is an 
inherant problem in a free 
society. 

"Along with more individual 
freedom comes more individual 
responsibility," explained the 16 
year police veteran. 

"And I have to tell you, some 
of you (students) are pretty easy 
to have," said Shaffer. "Everyday 
you're meeting people you don't 
know and you have to be on 
guard." 

The American justice traditicxi 

of presumed innocence is a big 

factor in prosecuting alleged 
criminals, acccnramg lu oiuuicr. 

"The court system is a lot more 

technical than people realize," he 

Continued on pg 7 



Cclcbratincf more than 70 ijcars as a student newspaper 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Renda 

Business Manager 

Samantha White 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
cvciy ITiursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Kdilors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
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length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not ncccssiirily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
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Voliiinc 74, Issue 14 




A Spirited Olympics 



We make 
the world 



Aflcr two years ol surviving 
Clarion, I left il lor good, a 
couple of monlhs ago. Strangely 
enough 1 left Clarion exactly two 
years alter 1 arrived. I have bags 
and trunks lull of memories of 
Clarion. The assignments done, 
tests taken, the notes written and 
passed while the class was in 
session, the cards from friends, 
loads and loads of computer 
paper, scraps of the Clarion Call, 
albums of pictures, lots of 
reminders from the library for 
returning the books, reminders 
from accounts office to pay my 
dues, a whole bunch of edited 
videos and even more of footage. 
Like all new graduates I 
moved to a city, too, in the hope 
of finding a decent job. Of 
course, like any other person, I 
reali/c the list of problems after 
graduation increases, not to 
mention the responsibilities. Yet 
there is so much to notice in the 
city every day that it takes my 
mind off what gives me a 
headache. 

Life here in Wa.shington is very 
different from Clarion yet much 
remains the same. Kike gelling 
up early every morning to reach 




Charu Uppal 

work in lime is just like rushing 
to class. So many similarities 
with the college makes me think 
if we really make any changes in 
our lives or just accommodate 
interestingly disguised 

adaptations of our old lifestyles. 
I see people of all ages running 
to the metros, after the buses, 
towards the offices. They do not 
seem relaxed even when rushing 
towards the theatres and 
entertainment places. 

Day after day 1 either find a 
seat for myself or give in to 
standing in a large crowd in 
whatever means of public 
transport. 1 prefer to be in the 
comer, i.e. out of the noticeable 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 




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The eyes of America have 
turned again, as they do every 
couple of years, to the fine 
young men and women who 
represent our grand nation in Uie 
Olympic Games. 

Ihis year, going into the XVII 
Winter Olympics, it .seemed as 
though the spirit had died — 
rather than focusing on the 
talents of these athletes, our eyes 
and remote controls were 
pointed at the television, not to 
cheer on our Olympians but to 
decide which of them was a liar 
and a fraud. The whole Tonya 
Ilarding-Nancy Kerrigan ordeal 
coagulated into a murky cloud 
which overshadowed America's 
Olympic hopes this year. 

But, finally, that is over for a 
while. Nancy is in Norway, and 
Tonya is on her way there as you 
read this. We can all get back to 
the games. 

The XVII Winter Olympics are 
a real international landmark, a 
watershed for the woes of the 
world. More nations than ever 
before are in attendance, from 
the huge 155-member United 
States delegation to the one 
member delegation from Fiji, a 
lone alpine skier. But in between 
these two extremes is where the 
true Olympic Spirit lies. 

The opening ceremonies, 
despite the festivities and grand 
presentations, had very urgent 
undertones. The theme chosen 
for this year's opening 
ceremonies was "World Peace," 
and it really shone through. A 
major focus was Sarejevo, who 
ten years ago played host to the 
Winter Olympics. Now, in 1994, 
they are a wreck, devastated by 
an ongoing and particularly 
blotxly civil war. 
The hearts of the Olympians, 



and the rest of the world, go out 
to the people of this once-fair 
city. 

But despite the grave message 
presented at the opening 
ceremonies, a glimmer of hope 
shone through. The Parade of 
Nations, where each nation's 
delegation was presented to the 
world, was the largest ever, 
including over ten new nations. 
Among these nations were 
Russia, Uzbekistan, Ukraine, 
Belarus, Estonia, Lithuania, and 
even war-torn Bosnia- 
Mer/egovina, whose athletes had 
to sneak out of their own country 
on armored personnel carriers 
and midnight flights over the 
dangerous landscape. It was 
reported that after the games, it 
will be next to impossible for the 
Bosnian-Hercegovinian athletes 
to return home, and that most of 
them will end up in refugee 
camps. 
But still they came. 
It is these countries, more so 
than established participants like 
the U.S. and Great Britain, 
which exemplify the spirit of 
these Olympic Games. 

It was moving, seeing all these 
young athletes parading before 
the world, filled with pride at the 
sight of their nations' new flags. 
And there, in those new flags 
and proud faces, lies the future 
of our world. We must not 
forget Uiat. 

Charles Kuralt put it best. 
During a telecast following the 
opening ceremonies, Kuralt said, 
"It is wonderful, [these athletes] 
and their new flags. ..We must 
not forget that the citizens of the 
United States once enjoyed a 
new flag." 

Peace on earth, and let the 
games begin. -RTH 



JORDAN VS. BASEBALL 



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Michael Jordan wants to play 
Major League Baseball. Critics 
.say he'll never hit a big league 
curveball. He'll be a distraction. 
It's all for publicity, they say. 

So what? 

Isn't baseball all about publicity 
and drawing fans who pay 
through the nose to see the 
supersLirs of their choice play a 
child's game? 

Professional ball players say 
Jordan will never make it. He'll 



never hit big league pitching. 

Come on guys, even the best of 
you only get a hit about 25 
percent of the time. That figure 
drops even lower if you count 
the hits off of curveballs. 

So, go for it Michael. True 
baseball is about nothing but 
dreams. 

Anyone who ever played the 
game has dreiimed of getting the 
big hit in the bottom of the ninth. 

If anyone c<m, Michael can. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Page 3 



Reader Responses 



Petition 
Recognition 

Dear Editor: 

Due to the advanced deadline 
required for the full page ad 
demonstrating intolerance of 
sexual assault in our community, 
some names were not able to be 
submitted on time. The support 
of everyone who signed these 
petitions is greatly appreciated 
and should be recognized. Some 
123 additional individuals 
supported the petition. 

Thank you to the Clarion Call 
and all who support our efforts 

to make our community a safer 

one. 

Students Together Against Rape 

Clarion Sexual Assault Network 

President's Commission on the 
Status of Women 



Faculty 
congratulations 

Dear Eklitor: 

Clarion University faculty 
have again this year compiled an 
extraordinary record in receiving 
Faculty Professional 

Development Council grants 
from the State System. I know 
the President has congratulated 
each of the recipients 
individually, but I wanted to add 
my own congratulations and to 
thank publicly all the faculty 
who submitted proposals- both 
award recipients and runners-up. 
Someone once said that a good 
university is a group of students, 
some of whom teach. The 
proposals I have seen show a 
passion for learning: a desire to 
ask good questions and pursue 
interesting ideas in both basic 
and applied research. I am sure 
many of these projects will 
directly impact teaching over the 
next year to 18 months. 

In the past three years Clarion 
has compiled a record of grants 
in this program that is second to 
none. In some way, all of us 
share in our faculty's 
acheivement. Congratulations 
again to the award recipients. 

Sincerely, 

John Kuhn, Provost and 

Academic Vice President 



Response to 
letters 

10 the Editor: 

In response to the women of 
the fourth floor south of 
Mlkinson Hall, please figure out 
who your dining and residence 
halls concerns committee 
representative is and contact 
them. 

The committee was established 
to represent student concerns and 
problems in regard to the 
facilities used for housing and 
eating. Currently, your hall 
council has no representation on 
this committee. 

Perhaps one of you are 
interested? 

The chair of this committee is 
Student Senator Melissa 
Dolmovich. I am sure that she 
would greatly appreciate any 
input you had for her. I am siu-e 
she will assist you in effectively 
handling your concerns. 

Next, to the brothers of Sigma 
Chi, I can understand the need to 
have the facts stated correctly. 
However you all are acting like 
this incident should have been 
swept under the carpet, and that 
there should have been no 
mention of your fraternity at all. 

Unfortunately, it did h^pen at 
your house, and it was reported 
as having occurred at your 
house. Thus, it is a matter of 
pubhc record. 

The statement regarding the 
Norman Cross is confusing. 
What bearing does it have on the 
article and the paper? If you are 
so upset about the article, ask for 
a retraction, but just remember 
that parts of the article cannot be 
retracted because they state the 
truth. Look, I wouldn't be 
worried about your reputation 
because the Alpha Sigma Tau 
incident took care of that 
already. 

Tree hugger, don't quit your 
day job. Trees have survived 
through enough natural 
occurrences and man made 
problems like acid rain, that I 
really don't think that staples in 
trees will ever knock the Gypsy 
Moth down the ladder of 
ecological tree disasters. Next 
time, think before you speak and 
you won't look like a jackass. 

And finally, the Clarion Call. 
Although I respect yoia- right to 
freedom of expression and press, 
and feel that they are a building 
block for a knowledgable and 



^^•wwwww^ 



The pen is 

rnigh tier than 

the sword! 

Voice your Gpinion in a 
"Letter to the Editor" 

Letters must be signed and 

include address, day and 
evening phone number and 

si g n a t u r e . 

Letters may be edited for 

length, clarity, libel and taste. 

Must be received before 1:00 

p.m. Tuesday 
Bring to 270 Gemmell 



intellectual society, discretion I 
and decorum are advised when I 
handling a case of sexual assault. 

The rights of the victim should 
never be far from the mind of the 
reporter, and there is no way that 
the victim should be violated 
again. The use of the descriptors 
used as evidence that a sexual 
assault did occur is fine but to 
quote directly from the report is 
a violaticMi of this woman's right 
to privacy. 

We do not need to be given 
that much information regarding 
the events of the assault. 



Sincerely, 
James F. Juicer 

Editors Note: Jim Junger is a 
member of Student Senate 



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Hide Park 

(Cont.frompg.2) 



section. From where I muse at 
the dozing beads, that is, if I am 
not one of them. It is so much 
similar to the students dozing in 
the classroom, of course for 
different reasons but the 
consequences remain the same. 

I start scanning the people 
around me. An old lady with 
silver hair and bright red lipstick 
smiles at me, a man next to her is 
absorbed in his newspaper, a 



college student frantically flips 
the pages of a textbook, a middle 
aged man resting against the iron 
bar tries to catch some sleep and 
then a squeal from a child 
brought me back to myself. 

To make up for my lack of 
time to work out I rush up the 
working escalator, wondering if 
everybody else rushes for the 
same reason. As I climb up the 
steps I notice a man completely 



immersed in his novel, some 
Afro-American women with 
their hair bleached and other 
Euro-American women with 
their hair dyed dark or permed 
hair (Why do we have so many 
racial and ethnic problems if we 
are constantly trying to look like 
others? Are we ever satisfied 
with ourselves?), guys with long 
flowing hair, women with crew 




Rodney L. Sherman/Clarion Call 
While the winter blues have hit many CUP students, these four and five year-olds didn't 
seem to mind the continued presence of snow. The youngsters are from the Siler 
children's center located in Ralston Hall. Wednesday temperatures climbed into the 40's 
as this group of children went sled riding on the north side of Peirce Hall. 



cuts, guys with nose rings, 
women with tattoos, and people 
sitting on steps with lazy smiles 
and droopy eyes. 

Streets are always buzzing 
with people. People of all races, 
people with expensive clothes 
and cheap looks and vice-versa. 
Crazy traffic makes you think 
too. It's not Clarion after all, you 
have got to wait for traffic! What 
an effort! It requires a great deal 
of thinking to follow the traffic 
lights. 

Life in a city is much busier 
and faster for sure, but do the 
basics change? The fact is that 
we are all trying to run after 
something, rarely do we have 
moments to ourselves, we are 
just as careless about our 
responsibility towards the 
universe. 

I say this because I often notice 
papers and garbage lying around 
and within a few feet of any 
given garbage can in the city. We 
insist on driving to the grocery 
store even though it is only two 
blocks away. 

Yet there are those great 
moments when a stranger lends a 
hand or passes an understanding 
smile, and I begin to appreciate 
the harmony in the world. 
However I am not ready to 
accept my own hypocrisy which 
comes form the fact that I am not 
any different from the others 
who I notice and judge. 

I have not had any breakfast, 
so I grab a blueberry muffin and 
coffee. As I head towards my 
work place I come closer to a 



one-man-street-band playing 
saxophone. It is enchanting, 
c^tivating, hypnotizing ! 

Mesmerized, I stand still and 
stare at the richness of the music 
and the emptiness of all the 
people passing by. Barely any 
one gives it a thought or stops to 
listen. It is a Monday, I guess. 
Every work day in the real world 
seems like a Monday! ! ! I wonder 
why people wouldn't stop a few 
seconds or at least spare a few 
coins. 

As I spill hot coffee on me I 
realize I am late for work. But 
out of my good will 1 scrounge 
through my new leather wallet 
and pick up a few copper coins. 
As I throw them in the broken 
basket in front of the musician, I 
ponder and condemn the people 
who will not stop or do 
something for this person whose 
beautiful music makes us feel 
like we are a part of a fairy tale, 
and we seem to wade through 
the early morning sleepiness. 

Slowly as I move away from 
him sipping my coffee, nibMing 
on the muffin, dropping the 
crumbs on the street the benign 
morning sun falls from behind 
me and casts a shadow that is the 
ugliest, darkest and the biggest I 
have ever seen. 



Charu Uppal recently 
graduated from Clarion 
University 



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the 1994 Spring semester? 

Students* stop by the Office 

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Page 5 



i 



News 



AASU questions commitment to diversity 



By Alan Vaughn 
Editor 



Clarion University's 
conmiitment to cultural diversity 
was called into question last 
night at a meeting of the African 
American Student Union. 

The meeting was called after 
unconfirmed reports that the 
contract of Dr. Patricia Elmore, 
an education department 
professor, was dismissed due, at 
least in part, to poor student 
evaluations and what some 
AASU students termed a "fitness 
test" in which a faculty member 
was evaluated on how he/she 
worked with the group he/she 
was in . 

Elmore preferred not to 
comment on the issue at this 
time, saying that it wasn't in her 
best interests, but added that she 
didn't want to put it off and 
would comment next week. 

Director of University 
Relations Ron Wilshire declined 
to comment on the issue, saying 
that it was part of the employee's 
personnel record. Wilshire also 
would not confirm whether 
Elmore's contract had been 
renewed. 

It also could not be confirmed 
by press time whether Elmore 
had received poor evaluations, as 
some students have claimed, or 
whether this "fitness test" was a 
part of the evaluation. 

Personnel records are not 
public record according to open 
records laws. 



According to the agreement 
between the Association of 
Pennsylvania State College and 
University Faculties, non- 
tenured faculty members are to 
be evaluated by students twice 
each academic year. 

It also states that "There shall 
be at least two. . .classroom 
evaluations each semester by the 
department evaluation 

committee and one such 
classroom visitation each year by 
the department chairperson for 



all non-tenured faulty." 

The contract also said that 
there are three categories for 
faculty review: "Effective 
teaching and fulfillment of 
professional responsibilities, 
Continuing scholarly growth and 
service to the university and/or 
community." 

According to the Clarion 
University Undergraduate 
Catalog, Ehnore came to Clarion 
in 1992, and under the APSCUF 
conu^act agreement it takes five 



full years a( a university to 
obtain tenure. 

"The lack of regard and 
sensitivity to this issue has 
brought to mind and placed in 
the forefront a number of areas 
that deans, deparuncnt chairs and 
directors seem to be ignoring," 
said Sean McDonald, of the 
AASU. "It is our belief that the 
president supports the issue, 
concept and idea of diversity. We 
can only believe that she must be 
receiving resistance from the 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Sean McDonald, standing, addresses the AASU (African American Student Union) at last night's 
meeting concerning Clarion University's commitment to diversity. The group alleges that Dr. Patricia 
Elmore of the education department unjustly had her contract non-renewed. 



respective jyeas Uiat are charged 
with the hiring, retention, 
development of curriculum, 
fniiuicing and alkKalion of funds 
that will support her goal." 

The AASU has raised the 
possibility of holding a "silent 
demonstration of support on 
behalf of Dr. lilmore" on 
Siiturday. 

The possibility was raised at 
the Wednesday night meeting, 
but was not fonnally approved. 
According to the proposal, the 
protest would call lor all students 
to "silently and peacefully exit 
the main enuance of the gym" at 
the conclusion of the halftime 
activities at the basketball giunc. 
The group also called upon 
students to write letters of 
support to the chairman of the 
education department, 

expressing their concerns and to 
write letters to their parents 
informing them "of the ongoing 
problems that the president 
seems to be continuing to face in 
her efforts to create a diverse 
workforce." 

"This is not a black - white 
student issue," said McDonald. 
"But an issue of equality - 
fairness for all students." 

According to Dr. Robert 
Balough, president of the Clarion 
University APSCUE, no 
grievance had been filed with the 
union as of yesterday morning. 



Local owners face financial difficulties 

Interfraternity Council taxi service closes for reorganization 



by Desi Eddins 
News Writer 



County Taxi of Clarion is 
temporarily closed for 
reorganization. 

The taxi service fell upon 
financial difficulties when an 
investor made an offer to buy the 
company, but didn't carry 
through with the offer. 

High insurance rates which 
taxi services must pay because of 
higher levels of liability 
contributed to the service's 
financial situation, also. 

Randy Haffly and his wife 
Carolyn, owners of County Taxi, 



then discovered cases of alleged 
theft and vehicle abuse 
conmiitted by their drivers. 

The total financial burden was 
too much for the company to 
cope with and forced the 
decision to end the only taxi 
service in Clarion. 

This family owned taxi service 
used to provide inexpensive 
transprtation to the Clarion 
community, as well as the CUP 
campus. 

With a fee of fifty cents a mile, 
Haffly said "It's a family 
business, that's why we were 
able to keep the prices low." 



The Haffly's wanted to provide 
affordable transportation, "It's 
more like a community service," 
explains Haffly. 

County Taxi also provided a 
shuttle service for all Clarion 
University students. 

University organizations such 
as Interfraternity Council 
sponsored a contract that 
provided any student of Clarion 
University with u^ansportation in 
the immediate (Marion Area. 

"The Taxi service was making 
twenty to thirty trips per night." 
according to John Postlcwait, 
advisor of Interfraternity 



Council. 

Posllewait said "The taxi 
service charged lE^C each week 
for a conu-act running Thursday 
through Saturday." 

"It did a lot to enhance the 
safety of the students." 

Eventually the program 
drained the Interfraternity 
Councils funds and had to be 
turned over to BACCHUS 
(Boosting Alcohol Consciouncss 
Conccring the Health of 
University Students). 

BACCHUS is another student 
organization who helped pick up 
the tab for the remaining four 



weeks of the fall semester. 

Poslelwait said that "We were 
unable to continue with funding 
since the budget alloted from 
Student Senate was cut by 50 
percent." 

Haffly hopes to reopen the taxi 
service or at least resume the 
shuttle service with the 
university in April. 

Haffly's interest in providing 
the shuttle service was a 
respon.se to the alledged rapes 
that t(K)k place last semester. 

"Something has to be done," 
Haffly .said refering to the jump 
in alledged sexual ass;iults. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Clarion district will benefit from grant 



POSE program enables rural students to reach for education 



by Alicia McCary 
News Writer 



Five school districts in Clarion, 
Clearfield and Jefferson counties 
will benefit from a gram to 
continue the Program for 
Scholastic Enrichment (POSE) 
operated by the Center for 
Educational Leadership at CUP. 

POSE is operated by the 
Educational Leadership at 
Clarion University. 

POSE is a 12-month program 
enabling young rural students to 
strive for education beyond high 
school; facts show that last year, 
under the influence of POSE, 
100 children successfully made 
the transition from secondary 
education to post-secondary 
schooling. 

In the bottom third, among 
Pennsylvania counties, ranks 
Clarion, Clearfield and Jefferson, 
in sending students on to post- 
secondary education. 

The POSE Program has 
received $75,487 in order to 
further the project, according to 
Dr. Richard Deluca, Director of 
the Center for Education 
Leadership. 

The main source of funding 
comes from a Rural Initiatives 
Grant in the amount of $71,217 
and is obtained by the State 
System of Higher Education 
(SSHE). 

Rhonda McMillen, project 
director, said that this is a 
"competitive grant" which offers 
specific funding for this 
particular program, among 
others. 

The reason for this is that the 
legislature does not cut the 
program's funds. 

New Bethlehem's Redbank 
Valley is a new school district 
that will be joining POSE. 

Several school disuicts such as 
Brookville, Keystone, DuBois 
and Union will continue with the 



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Rhonda McMillen and Ron 
Hoffman, a program assistant, 
aid DeLuca in conducting the 
project. 

The POSE Program follows 
four main objectives: 

First, to improve scores of 125 
10th and 11th grade students on 
the Scholastic Aptitude Test 
(SAT). 

Along with the scores, the 
program wants to increase the 
student's level of comfort and 
understanding of the test 



have taken a training course at 
Clarion University. 

The participants of the SAT 
portion, will receive direct and 
computer instructions. 

The participants will also 
attend cultural and enrichment 
activities, which include 
traveling to see things such as 
the ballet and visiting Pittsburgh. 

A student in the program may 
require extra support in 
improving the areas of academic 
school standing and/or 
encouragement to continue with 



"The program is getting positive 
responses from the children 
involved as well as supportive 
information from parents and 
counselors, " 
-Rhonda McMillan, POSE director 



material. These children take the 
3-hour SAT as juniors and 
seniors in high school as a 
prerequisite for college 
admission. 

Second, the program serves as 
a summer academic enrichment 
program to influence future 
achievement and post-secondary 
participation. 

Third, the program establishes 
career exploration and study 
skills improvement to the 125 
middle level students. 

Fourth, it allows training and 
development for parents of 
juniors and seniors involving 
academic programs, post- 
secondary education and 
financial aid acceptance. 

McMillen announced that the 
SAT portion of the POSE 
Program will begin once the 
students are chosen for the 
program. 

This particular area of the 
program has existed for one year. 

Plans have been altered, and it 
will now be taught over one 
semester, in each respective 
school district, by teachers who 



post-secondary education. 

The middle level studies 
program offers career 
exploration and study skills 
workshops. 

Parents of students involved in 
the SAT or Summer program, are 
welcome to attend the survey 
sessions listed below to gain 
further knowledge of post- 
secondary education. 

A parent workshop series will 
also be planned once a needs 
assessment survey is completed. 

Those involved in the planning 
stages at home school districts 
are: 

Brookville-Superintendent Dr. 
John Grottenhaler and 
counselors Jim Stanley and 
Steve Best (junior high). 
DuBois-Superintendent Michael 
Ferko and counselors Bill Hand 
and Ann Buzzell (junior high). 

Keystone-Superintendent Dr. 
Jerry Darlington and counselors 
Jan Leiber and Tammy 
McHenry. 

Redbank Valley-Superintendent 
Dr. David Farley and counselors 
Ed Janik and Deborah Boozer. 



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Union-Superintendent Robert 
McWilliams and counselor Carol 
Bliss. 

"The program is getting 
positive responses from the 
children involved as well as 
supportive information from 
parents and counselors," 
McMillen said. 

One of the seventh grade 
students in the program says that 
"POSE was a very helpful 
program for me. 

"I'm sure it was useful to other 
people, too. 

"Maybe for next year you 
could consider having more 
people in the program," she said. 

"POSE was also very fun to be 
a part of," added Cortnee 
Reynolds from Brookville. 



"Great program! I hope you 
can get the funds to keep it 
going," said Autumn Smith, 
Brookville. 

"It was very interesting," said 
Erin Knoblock, DuBois. 

McMillen reported that there 
are currently other programs 
beginning to grasp the same 
enrichment program, which in 
turn support rural children. 

McMillan said that the basis 
for this conception is to forward 
this information to other areas in 
order to establish a similar 
program. 

The students participating in 
the different portions of POSE, 
are to be selected by the home 
districts and a Clarion University 
review board. 



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All information is taken District Justice Tony Lapinto's office 

Criminal cases filed: 

James Frances Junger, 22, Philadelphia, Charged with DUI and 
traffic control signals, a summary, at 2:13 a.m. Jan. 21 at the 
intersection of Main street and Eighth Avenue. 

Police on stationary patrol observed a vehicle allegedly operated by 
the defendant fail to stop for a red light. 

According to court documents, police executed a u-affic stop and 
detected a strong odor of alcohol about the defendant, as well as 
glassy, bloodshot eyes. Defendant told police he had consumed two 
regular beers and two pony bottles of beer before driving. 

Defendant was unable to prcq)erly perform field sobriety tests. 

A blood test established defendant's blood alcohol content as .130 
percent. 

Filed by Officer Stephen Harriger. 

The following defendants face summary charges punishable by 
up to a $300 fine and 90 days in jail upon conviction. 

Corey M. Wright, 20, Ralston Hall, Disorderly conduct (fighting) in 
the lobby of Ralston Hall at 3:00 p.m. Jan. 26. defendant allegedly 
pulled a knife on the victim but allegedly did not use it. 

Filed by Public safety Officer Mark Humes. 

Michael Edward Harris, 19, Main Stfeet, Clarion. Carrying false 
identification to gain entrance to an alcohol purveying establishment 
at 12:30 a.m. Jan.18 at captain Loomis Inn, Clarion. 

Filed by Officer Peck. 

The following case was resolved: 

Joni L. Thompson, 18, Shippenville. Found not guilty of underage 
consumption Dec.21 in Clarion Township. 



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added. 

Shaffer reminded the audience 
of a fallen Soviet society which 
had an extremely low crime rate. 

"We can give you a safe 
society," said Shaffer, "but you 
wouldn't want to live in it." 

Holly Johnson, president of 
S.T.A.R., called ours a "rape 
fostering society" through apathy 
and a tolerance of the status quo. 
Johnson suggested that 
dissatisfied citizens remember 
their frustrations with "the 
system" on election day. 

CUP Director of Public Safety 
Dr. Ron Martinazzi addressed 
the issue of alcohol being 
involved in many of the sexual 
assault cases on college 
campuses across the nation. 

Kevin Miko, a member of 
S.T.A.R., challenged fraternities 
to send their pledge members to 
awareness classes on the alcohol 



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and sexual assault issues. 

That brought a heated rebuttal 
from Mark Blackwell, Inter 
Fraternity Council Sexual 
Harassment Representative, who 
said recent articles in the campus 
newspaper had given his 
organization a "bad image" and 
charged that when he asked 
campus organizations to set up 
classes and seminars to help 
educate fraternity members on 
sexual assault and harassment 
his request went unanswered. 

Blackwell's charge was not 
denied, but another audience 
member injected she had seen 
posters for "Rush Week" which 
portrayed women in a 
demeaning way. 

Rush week is when students 
attend activities of different 
fraternities to get a feel of what 
the fraternity is like before 
pledging to join die fraternity of 



tfieir choice. 

Blackwell said such posters are 
now banned. "That was in the 
past," explained Blackwell in a 
follow-up interview, "I've seen 
nothing of that nature this 
semester. The past is die past." 

Another questioner asked the 
panel if it was true rape victim's 
parents were automatically 
notified of a reported sexual 
assault. 

Martinazzi explained parents 
were notified only if die alleged 
victim is under 18 years of age. 

Clarion University President 
Diane Reinhard closed die forum 
by asking all in attendance to 
"work together to stop this 
plague." 

Odier members of die forum's 
panel included student peer 
counselors from die Rape Crisis 
Center and members of the CUP 
faculty. 



**dtiih't bring i>euple into your bedroom," stressed Shaffer. '*Of 
course In the college .settinj», your home is your bedroom, but it's 
a reality that .some men believe once in the bedroom they have an 
open invitation to pursue sexual relations. 

"If you're meeting? someone in a bar, and it's the first time you 
have met thent, don't invite them home/' sugge.sted Shaffer, *it 
just doesn't bode well." 

Shaffer went on to di.stinguish between acquaintance attacks 
and random attacks. 

'Tou have to have .furviv^l skills," explained Shaffer regarding 
random attacks. "Watch you body Iangua|;e and watch what you 
5ay with your body. Don't knell in front of anyone, don't Iwtnd 
over to pick up something off the ground. In doing .such you put 
yourself in a position that is perceived by some men as a display 
of submissiveness." 

"Don't permit an invasion of your body space," added Shaffer, 
"don't allow unwelcomed touching, even if it's just someone 
patting their arm around you. 

"I've seen situations in bars where guys put their hats on 
females, and they (females) shouldn't allow that. To some men, by 
4qm that with the hat, they're in a sense claiming possession of 
fliat person.*' 

"There are two ways to learn about sexual assault," said 

Shaffer, "One is to experience it, and the other is to learn about it 
through education. 

**And it's far better to be educated about (sexual assault) than to 
experknce it." 

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Managing Editor 




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After 57 mutilations, convicted Russian killer Chikatilo is executed 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



World 
Russian executes kilkr 

Russia's worst killer, Andrei 
Chikatilo, 57, a former teacher 
convicted of mutilating and 
killing 52 women and children, 
was executed yesterday. 

Chikatilo was convicted in 
Rostov-on-Dcm in October 1992 
after giving a detailed c(xifession 
of the grisly murders. 

President Boris Yeltsin had 
rejected his plea for a pardon last 
week. 

Bosnian war crimes 

Bosnian refugees believe at 
least 100 Serbs and Croats seen 
in Germany committed war 
atrocities in former Yugoslavia, a 
human rights group said 
yesterday. 

One of them, Dusko Tadic, 
was arrested Monday on 
suspicion that be is a Bosninan 
Serb who tortured and murdered 
inmates at detention camps in 
NcMthwestera Bosnia. 

German prosecutors 
condemned Tadic in announcing 
his arrest Monday and were 
expected to try to put him on 
trial in B(Hin. 

Gaza prison dismantled 

Occupied Gaza Strip - Soldiers 
putting the Israel-PLO accord on 
Palestinian autonomy into action 
yesterday began taking down a 
prison holding Palestinians. 

Hundreds of Palestinians 
watched as flatbed trucks pulled 
seven trailer barracks out of 
Gaza Central Prison, which 
holds 850 Palestinians. 

The army spokesman's office 
refused to comment, but a 
military source confirmed that 
the move was part of the army's 
redeployment plan and that it 
was done in daylight to boost 
morale among Gazans 
disheartened by the slow 
progress in Israel-PLO 
negotiations. 

Nation 

6 shot in restaurant 

A disgruntled employee 
opened fire on a lunch-time 
crowd at a Wendy's fast-food 
restaurant in Oklahoma 
yesterday, shooting six people 
including high school students. 



according to police and hospital 
reports. 

Five of the victims were either 
in serious, stable or fair 
condition, and one was sent 
home after being treated for a 
gunshot wound to the leg, 
hospital spc^eswomen said. 

Police arrested Marcus Muriel 
Thompson, 26, a Wendy's 
employee, saying that he "came 
in early and was expecting a pay 
raise and didn't get it." 

Torture victims win suit 

Six democratic activists 
tortured by the Haitian military 
have won a multimillion dollar 
federal lawsuit against a former 
dictator. 

The lawsuit was filed in 
February 1991 against former Lt. 
Gen. prosper Avril, who led 
Haiti in the late 1980s. 

He lived briefly in Florida after 
he was de-posed, but returned to 
Haiti following the 1991 coup 
that returned the military to 
power. 

In yesterday's decision, 
Palermo ruled that Avril had 
defaulted by not participating in 
the case, and awarded judgment 
to the six activists, who include 
Evans Paul, the elected mayor of 
Port-au-Prince. 

Paul was forced into biding 
after the military takeover. 

U.S. condemns Iran 

The United States yesterday 
condemned Iran for repeating its 
threat to kill British author 
Salman Rushdie five years after 
issuing its original "death 
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of the religious decree ordering 
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Courtesy of 
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Bad gifts amount to 
$4 billion loss 

A Yale University economist 
has discovered what you knew 
all along - that bug-ugly sweater 
Aunt Eunice gave you for 
Christmas was a total waste of 
money. 

In a recent article titled "The 
Deadweight Loss of Christmas" 
in the December issue of The 
American Economic Review, 
Professor Joe Waldfogel 
calculated that between 10 
percent and 35 percent of the 
value of all holiday gifts is 
destroyed, which amounted to 
about $4 billion last year. 

"That's a lot of fruitcake and 
knick-knacks," he said. "And the 
figure could easily top $10 
billion if we include gift-giving 
at Hanukkah, birthdays, bar- 
mitzvahs and weddings." 

Waldfogel, who specializes in 
law and economics, got 
interested in the subject after he 
inventoried his personal stash of 
unusable gifts: two cribbage 
boards (he doesn't play); an 
array of fuzzy slippers (he 



doesn't wear them), and several 
"perfectly horrible" sweaters. 

Waldfogel based his research 
on a survey of 75 Yale 
undergraduates in his class last 
year. 

The students were asked to list 
246 non-cash gifts they had 
received for Christmas, the 
estimated cost of the items and 
how much the student valued the 
present. 

The economist said the 
purpose of the survey wasn't to 
play Scrooge with the spirit of 
Christmas. 

"My gripe with Christmas is 
not the excess of gifts 
exchanged, but rather that the 
gifts are often mismatched with 
their recipients' preferences," he 
said. 

Waldfogel notes that the 
survey doesn't accurately assess 
one important factor - how much 
pleasure the gift-giver gets out of 
the process even if the recipient 
thinks the present is a dud. 



One interesting trend noted: 
Inunediate family members and 
close friends tended to give each 
other gifts that were more highly 
valued than presents from 
extended family members and 
acquaintances. 

Wanna stay healthy? Love 
someone 

Everybody knows that love 
makes you feel good, but a 
Southern Connecticut State 
University researcher says the 
effects of I'amor on health are 
more profoui^ than most people 
imagine. 

Loving and being loved have 
measurable physiological effects, 
the most important of which is 
strengthening the immune 
system. 

This prevents a host of 
diseases, including cancer, said 
Jerry Ainsworth, a professor of 
physical education who teaches a 
course on love and health. 



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Battle for the Planet of the Apes" (1973) 



Pyramid Pyramkf iMacOwf "Oft the Wall" 



(3:00) 



(3:30) 'Driving Me Crazy 



**V2 "French Postcards" {^979) 'PQ' 



Looney iCraiy KMa 



Dealg. Hitter 



BItaySpkier 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



Cyndi Lauper. 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardyl g 



Cop«g 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardyl g 



"PG"g 



Ent Tonight 



Wf>. Fortune 



Married.. 



Auto Show 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



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9:30 



*m "Blind Side" i^993. Suspense) Rutger Hauer. "R g 



Fam. Mat iBoy-Worid 



Viper "The Face" Q 



Step t)y Step iMr. Cooper 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



•* "l^lta Heat" (1992) Anthony Edwards. 



20/20 g 



•Hart to Hart: Home Is Where ttw Hart Is" (1994) g 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Olympic Wintaf Games g 



Brisco County. Jr. 



Vtoer "The Face " g 



***^ "The Adventures of Barm Munchausen" (1989) John NevMe 



Final Four 



Prob.Ct>ild 



Sportecenter 



Major Dad g 



Newsg 



News 



Newsg 



11:30 



Hardcore TV 



Cfieersg 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



X-FHes "E.B.E." (In Stereo) I** "77>e Punisher"' (1990. Adventure) Dolph Lundgren. iPak) Prog. 



"Hart to Hart: Home Is Where the Hart Is" (1994) g Hews g 



•** "Life of the Party: The Story of Beatrice" (1982) I*** "77m Happening" (1%7. Comedy) 



Skiing: US. Men's Pro INHL Hockey: Boston Bruins at St. Louis Blues. From St. Louis Arena. (Live) 



Wings g 



**V2 "Spirit of the Eagle" im}) PG" 



** "Pink Cadillac" (1989) Clint Eastwood. 'PG-13' g 



HevDtide(R)IQl5f 



** 'Pair of Aces" (1990. Drama) Willie Nelson, Rip Tom. 



What You Do 



Supermarket 



Murder. She Wrote g 



♦•* "Sa/vactof "(1986, Drama) Janrws Woods. James Befashi. 



Tonitfrt Show (In Stereo) g 



Sportscenter IBasketlwII 



* "Cavegirl" (1985) 



•** "Hook" 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



1991, Fantasy) Robin Williams. (In Stereo) "PG" g 



*** "Mac" (1992. Drama) John Turturro. (In Stereo) R' I*** 'Bram Stoker's Dracula" (1992) Gary OMman. R' 1 "Sensuous 



Looney 



Bulwinkle 



Unsohred Mysteries 



I Love Lucy [ll-oveLucy 



Sisters "Lost Souls " g 



** "Botfyo^CwliOTce" (1992) Madonna 



I Love Lucy ll Love Lucy |l Love Lucy 






•• 'Captain Ron" (1992. Comedy) Kurt Russell. 'PG-13 



I Love Lucy 



*• "Summer Girl" (1983, Suspense) Barry Bostwick. 



Van Dyke iLucy Show 



Unsolved Mysteries 



A Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



SATURDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 19. 1994 



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6K>0 



CoHege Basketball: Regional Coverage 



** "Near Mrs. " (1991 ) Judge ReinhoM, 



PGA Golt: Bob Hope Chrysler Classic - Third Round. 



(1 :00) Olympic Winter Qemes (Uve) a 



(1 :00) Oiympic Winter Games (Live) a 



(3:00) 'Cat Chaser" (1989) iBaywatch "Mirror. Mirror " 



PQA Golf: Bob Hope Chrysler Classic - Third Round. 



(3:30) "'77w Happenmg" 



Rahing: Billfish 



Shorts 



Newsg 



News 



Newsg 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



•* "77» Doutjie Kid" (1992) 'PG-13' 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Neirt Gener. 



News g INBC News 



Entertainment Tonight g 



Night Cowt TWh. Fortune 



Olympic Winter Games g 



OHM 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 I lOiOO" 



10:30 



11:00 



■k-ktVi "Malcolm X" (1992) Denzel Washington. Spike Lee's portrait of the late civil rights advocate 



••* "Aitplaner (1980. ComiBdv) Robert Hays, g 



Empty Nest I Nurses g I Hot Country Jam (In Stereo) g 



Commiah "Riswig Sun" g 



Oiympic Wmter Games g 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardyl g Wh. Fortune 



Cop»g 



They Stood 



Cop8(R)g 



Nuraeag 



nocae wcing 



I*** "Max Dtmn Returns" (1983) Jason Rotwrds. 'PG' [ *•• "/ Deal in Danger" (1966. Suspense) 



**• "Htiosiers" ^^9K. Drama) Gene Hackman. Dennis Hopper- 



Senior PQA GoH: The ChaHenqe 



MOL 



(3:00) 



Arcade 



it*V2 "Labyrinth" (1986. Fantasy) David Bowie. PG' g 



**Vi "The Man in the Moon" (1991) Sam Waterston. 



Doubie Owe iFreahmen iSafcite 



I Tomorrow 



Wings g iCase Oosed (R)g 



Sportscenter 



"There Goes the Neighborhood" (1992) p 



**yi "Madhouse" {1990) 'PG-13' g 



Legends 



**Jg8fftf>ofiam^;i(1988IA California debutante becomes a pioneer in aviatton. 



Doug 



*** "Valmont" 



IRugrats 



America's Moat Wanted g lAcapuico H.E.A.fr 



Hot Country Jam (In Stereo) g 



♦• "77w Bedford Incident" (1965) Rfchard Widmark. 



S p e e dw e eh lAiilo Racing: NASCAR Grand Natkanal - Goody's 300. 



** "7?>e Rescue" (1988. Adventure) Kevin Diffon 



** '77ie Temp "(19W. Suspense) Timothy Mutton. 'R' o 



•* 'Dealh tVaffanf "(1990. Drama) R' 



Clarieaa iRoundhouse iRen-Stimpy 



Newsg 



News 



Newsg 



Ctypt Tales 



11:30 



DwamOng 



GoMenGirta 



12:00 



"Miracle B. ' 



Empty Neat 



Saturday Night Live 



Otyiiyic Winter Games g 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Crypt Tales I Music 



Saturday Night Lhre 



**% "Up the Down Staircase" 11967) 
Road t o Indy iSportscenter iBasketbal 



SUfc Stalkinga (In Stereo) g I** "Beach Girts" (1982) Defara Biee. 



*% 



•Chained Heat 2" (1993. Drama) R' oT'Lethal Weapon 3" (1992) 
•• "(/fflVi9f5a/Soyidief"(1992)'R'g {"ChikJr en oftheC o mir 



YouAfrakI? 



Mitos Forman's lavish treatment of dangerous French liaisons. 



Very Very Nidt at Nite 



Hklden [Hidden [Unsolved Mysteries 



Superman 



Kathv8Mo 



SUNDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 20. 1994 



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*• "How I Got Into CoHeae" (1989) o I ** "Men at Work" (1990) Emiiio Estwez. ^13' g 



CoWege Basketbal: Regtonal Coverage 



PGA Gelt: Bob Hope Chrysler Classte - Final Round. 



(3:30) Olympic Winter Qwwes (Live) Q 



(3:30) Oiympic Winter 



(Live)Q 



*•* "No Way Out" (1987. Drama) Kevin Costner. 



PGA GoH: Bob Hope Chrysler Qassic - Firwl Round 



(3:00) •Up the Pom 



Ski Worid N. Amer. InTL Auto Show 



(3:00) ••• "Wall Strwf (1987, Drama) 



(3:30) 'Christopher Columbus" 



(3:30) *•* "Nothing in Common" (1986) 



Arcade 



TDoubleDaro IWildSMe 



DeeiQn.W. 



CBS News 



Star Ttek: Deep Space 9 



Newsg 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



ifDw now* 



Videos 



7:30 



VMeos 



\ Witness VMeo (In Stereo) 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



Biisco County. Jr. 



**V^ "7?M Bio Gamble {1961) Stetrfien Boyd. 



I Wlbiess Video (In Stereo) 



Sp eedwesk 



Major Dad g 



Senky PQA Qoit: The Challenge 



Wings g [Wings o 



•* "D.A.R Y.L. " (1985) Mary Beth Hurt, g 



Ready or Not 



Rocko'a Life 



*•• "Fire!" (1977. Dran w) Ernest Borgnine. Vera Miles. 



Chris Cross 



PeteiPete 



8KW 



8:30 



OHM 



•* "Nowhere to Run" {1933) 'R' g 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



Mo' Funny: Black Comedy in America g 



Lois I aartt-Superman [*** "What About Bob?" (1991 . Comedy) BiH Murray, g 



DSV (In Stereo) [ "/ Know My Son Is Alive" (1994) Amanda Pays, g 



Olympic Winter Qaroes g 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Martin g [Living SIngte 



Seaquett DSV (In Stereo) 



* "'Leonard Part 6 (1987) Bill Cosby. 



TCariin 



[Star Trek: NertQener. 



"/ Know My Son Is Alive" (1994) Amanda Pays, g 



••* "77» Collector" (1965. 



Sportscenter I Boring: Tommy Morrison vs. Fkihter TBA. (Live) g 



Drama) Terence Stamp. 



** "The Finest Hour" (1992. Adventure) Rob Lowe, g 



•* 'Cool tVorttf "(1992, Fantasy) Kim Basinger. 'PG-13' 



**V2 "Late for Dinner" (1991) 'PG' 



Legend* [YouAfrakf? [Roundhowe 



*ii^/i "flood/" (1976, Drama) Robert Gulp, Martin Milner. 



Case Ctosed (R) g 



Drag Racing: NHRA 



SIfc Stalking* (In Stereo) g 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



"Army of One" (1993) Dolph 



Newsg 



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PaMProg. 



Newsg 



Cheersg 



Cheerog 



Lundgren. g 



Dear John g 



Night Court 



Oiympic Whiter Game* g 



Olympic Winter Game* g 



PaW Prog. FYI Pitt. 



Rescue 911 iSmpect 



•* "77w Qffwr Lover" (1965. Drama) 



Sportscenter 



Sak Stalklnw (In Stereo) g 



Bowling 



•*% "Loc^r (A>"(1989, Drama) Sylvester Stalkxie. R" 



up: 



*** "Singles" (1992) Bridget Fonda, g [***% "Die Hard" (1988. Susper\se) Bruce WilNs. "R" g 



>fckNews iMorit [Lucy Show [Van Dyke 



*** "Special Bulletin" (1983. Suspense) Ed nanders. 



Boxing: Heavyweight Exptosion. 



M.T.Moon 



ivyweigl 
"liob 



Lifetime Magazine 



Dragnet 



Clapprood 



A. Hitchcock 



Mysteries 



Supemwn 



Paid Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 21. 1994 



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Donahue (In Stereo) g 



•»*% "'The Naked Gun" (1988) 'PG-13' g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Newsg 



Coachg 



New* g 



News 



(1 :00) Oiympic Winter Games (Uve) g 



(1:00) Olympic Winter Games (Live) g 



Tmy Toon 



Copsg 



Animaniacs 



Cur. Affair 



(3:30) • "Leonard Part 6" 



Worid Cup USA 



Batman 



Newsg 



[Famihf M. 



8:00 



6:30 



7.-00 



7:30 



••• "My Girt 



Newsg 



News 



News 



(1991) Macaulay Culkin. PG' g 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House g 



Newsg 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



**% "Amazing Grace and Chuck" (1987, Drama) PG 



Run Gauntlet [Dream Lg, 



(3:50) •** "Back to the Future Part II" (1989. Fantasy) 



Desig. Hitter 



Ninja Turtles 



•*% ""Ladyhawke" {1985, Fantasy) Matthew Broderick. "PG-13" g 



Racehorae 



Ninja Turtles 



HardCopyg 



Jeopardy! g 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardyl g 



Ent Tonigirt 



Wh. Fortune 



Itarried.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



OKM 



9:30 



"Strapped" {1993. Drama) Bokeem Woodbine. R" g 



Day Oneg 



Fre»h Prince [Bfc)*»om g 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



"State of Emergency" (1994 



*• "Look Who's Talking Too" (1990) John Travolta, g 



Olympic Winter Games g 



'Baby Brokers" (1994, Drama) Cybill Shepherd, g 



Drama) g 



Newsg 



News 



Ohfmpic Winter Games g 



11:30 



12:00 



"Home Atone 2'" 



Cheers g jNightllne g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



News 



Newsg 



*** "Hot Shots!" (1991, Comedy) Charlie Sheen, g [*% "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol" (1987) 



Fre»h Prince [Bio»som g 



•*% "What DkiYouDoin the War, Daddy?" (1966) 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad g 



Late Show g 



PaM Prog. 



"Baby Brokers" (1994, [)rama) Cybill Shepherd, g 



Newsg [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Adventure Sherkxk Holmes Brother" [**% "Fathom" (1967) Tony Franciosa 



CoMege BaaketbaB: St. John's at Providence. (Live) 



Wings g 



*•• "Tales From the Crypt" (1972) "PG" 



Dream to Ry 



Looney 



*• "The Light in the Jungle" (1991) "PG" 



Craiy KMs iHey Dude (R)[Gutr 



•** "When He's Not a Stranger" {19^) Annabeth Gish. 



•*% "Paper Lion" (1968, Comedy) Alan Alda. "G 



What You Do 



Supemwfcet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Looney 



Bull winkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder. She Wrote g [WWF: Monday Night Raw 



CoMege Ba»ketball: Oklahoma State at Colorado. (Live) 



»•* "G/;os«>o$fer5""(1984. Comedy) Bill Murray. "PG" g 



"National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1 



Partridge 



Sisters g 



mpoon 
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I Love Lucy 



SUk Stalkwgs (In Stereo) g [Wwgs g 



Mike MacDonakl: Happy 



•** "Dead Bang" (1989) Don Johnson, g 



Bob Newhart [M.T Mooro 



Sportscenter 



Wwgsg 



"Fortune" 



Basketball 



Quantum 



** "Intimate Stranger ' {1991) R" 



M.T. Mooro [Van Dyke 



*•• "The Falcon and the Snowman" (1984, Drama) Timothy Hutton. 



** ""Smper" (1993) "R" g 



Get Smart 



'Damage' 



Dragnet 



Unsolved Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 22. 1994 



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Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfroy g 



Ricki Lake 



Tiny Toon 



cop»a 



Animaniacs 



Cur. Affair 



Newsg 



Coachg 



5:30 



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News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Batman [Family M. 



Newsg 



»*V; "The Fortune" {1975. Comedy) PG" 



MaK Out (R) 



Pyranwd 



Snowbrd. Run Gauntlet 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**V2 "Honkytonk Man "(1982) Clint Eastwood. PG 



Newsg 



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ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House g 



Newsg 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



cop»g 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



•*'/; "What Did You Do in the War, Daddy''" (1966) 



NBA Today 



Pyramki [MacGyver (In Stereo) 



**♦ 



"77?e BuMy HoIIy Story" (1978) Gary Busey. PG 



(3:30) "Mouse-Moon" 



Looney [Creiy KMs 



*** 



"Daddy 



198 7, Drama 



Desig. Hitter 



Ninja Turtles 



Dream Lg. 



Ninja Turtles 



Sportscenter 



Major Dad g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



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Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



Full House g [Phenom g 



Dateline (In Stereo) g 



Roseanne g 



9:30 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



•••V; "Makxilm X" (1992) Denzel Washington. Spike Lees portrait of the late civil rights advocate 



Coach g [NYPD Blue (R) 



Olympk: Wmter Games g 



Jackson Family Honors (In Stereo) q 



Olympk: Winter Games g 



Encountere: UFO 



Dateline (In Stereo) g 



** 'Bloodhounds of Broadway ' {1989) 



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11:30 



Hardcore TV 



Cheereg 



12:00 



"Ring-ll" 



Nightline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Front Page (In Stereo) Q [*'/; "Death Wish 4: The Crackdown {1987 Drama) [Paid Prog, 



Jackson Family Honors (In Stereo) g 



News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



"Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973) I** "A Time of Destiny" (1988) Timothy Hutton. "PG-13 



College Basketball: Illinois at Michigan. (Live) 



WmflSCL 



* "Leonard Part 6" (1987) Bill Cosby 



***V2 'Norma Rae" {1979, Drama) Sally Field. PG' 



Hey Dude (R)[Gute 



Dermot Mulroney. 



What You Do 



Supermaricet 



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"DrivinQ Me Crazy (1991) "PG" 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



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Unsohred Mysteries 



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Murder. She Wrote g 



Relentiess 3 (1993) Leo Rossi. R' g 



Boxing: Otis Grant vs. Joe Lipsey. (Live) g 



** "Fatal Charm" (1992, Suspense) "R" 



Partridge [Mork 



Sistera "Crash and Born" 



I Love Lucy 



** "Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth" (1992) g 



** "Body of Evidence" (1992) Madonna. 



Bob Newhart [M.T. Moore M.T Moore 



** 



"The Plot to Kill Hitler" (1990, Drama) Brad Davis. 



Wings g 



Sportscenter 



Wings g [Quantum 



**V2 "Passenger 57" (1992, Drama) "R" g 



*% "Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight' (1991) 



Van Dyke [Get Smart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



WEDNESDAY EVENING FEBRUARY 23. 1994 



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ttVi "Tribute {1^, Drama) Jack Lemmon. "PG 



Empty Nest [Cheersg 



Oprah Winfrey g 



fackiLake 



rwyToon 



C0P»0 



Animwtiacs 



Cur. Affair 



(3:30) "Btoodhounds' 



Max Out |R) 



(2:30) 



Punged(R) 



Pyrwwid 



Newsg 



CoMhg 



Newsg 



New* 



QeraMo 



Oprah 



Newsg 



Wktfrey 



Babwan [Family M. 



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ABC News 



NBC 



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Ful House g 



Roeeanneg 



PRH« news 



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RiwGauntetjInsklePQA 



MecQyver "The Stringer " 



*** "77>ea«»5te (1978, Drama) PG 



(3:00)***'^ ""Popr"(1969) 



Looney [CraryKlds 



Desig. Hitter 



Ninja Turtte* 



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**'/; "Falling in Low" (1984 



Hart Copy g 



JeopardylQ 



Cowo 



CBS News 



Rweanneg 



Jeopardylg 



Ent Tonigttt 



Wh.FortiOTe 



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Am.Joumal 



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Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



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9:30 



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Thea g [The Critk: g 



Unsohred Mysteries g 



Olympic Winter Games g 



Home Imp [Grace Under 



Now (In Stereo) g 



10:00 



Dream On g 



10:30 



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Secrete Revealed g 



Law 8 Order "Big Bang " g 



Ohfmpic Winter Games g 



Beverty Hit*. 90210 g 



Un*ohred My»terie* g 



*** "Move Over, Darting' (1963. Comedy) Doris Day. 



Colege Baaketbal: Seton HaB at Syracuse. (Live) 



Major Dad g [Wings g 



Robert De Niro. "PG-13" g 



Murder. She Wrote g 



Meirose Pl«» (In Stereo) g 



(In Stereo) g 



11:00 



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11:30 



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Cheere g jNlrfitlwe g 



Tonwht Shwv (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



*Vi "Fatal Beauty" (1M7, Drama) Wwopi GoMberg. [Paid Prog. 



Law 8 Order "Big Bang " g 



*** "Mt^der by Death" (1976, Comedy) Peter F^. "PG 



Colege BaskettiaM: DuKe at Fkxida State. (Uve) 



New* g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



nVz "Amin - 7?ie Rise and Fan" (1981) "R 



»»% "Cocoon: The Return" {1^8, Fantesy) Don Ameche. 



Sport»center 



rnOW. 



Hey Dude (R) 



•* "Oh, What a Night (1992) 'PG-13" ** "Rocket Obraltar" (1988 



***V2 "Taxi Driver' (1976, Drama) Rob^ De Niro. "R" [*** "Bxl Uojtenant" (1992) "NC-17 



Gute 



iWhatYouDo 



Looney Looney 



iBuBwinkle 



Drama) PG 



We*t Point 



** "Death Warrant ' {19X. Drama) R' 



I Love Lucy iBob Newhert [M.T. Moere 



Attitude 



M.T. Moofi 



Winwg 



UpCteee 



Qiwntum 



"Two Evil Eyes" {1990) 'R 



i>*h Year Of the (km" {19^1) R 



Van Dyke [Qet Smart Dragnet 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Page 11 



Lifestyle 



Students regress to the Age of Aquarius 



by Christy Williams 
Lifestyles Writer 



Sex, drugs, rock-n-roll, hip- 
pies, free love, outrageous and 
revealing clothing, protesting 
and all the other controversies 
that surrounded the era of the 
Vietnam War are all returning to 
Clarion University on February, 
16, in the University production 
of the American Tribal Love- 
Rock Musical "Hair." 

Twenty five years ago, "Hair" 
made its extraordinary debut on 
Broadway, and from February 
16-19, at 8 p.m. in the Marwick- 
Boyd Auditorium, Clarion 
University will return to the late 
1960's in this classical musical. 

"A 25-year-old car is consid- 
ered a classic," says Marilouise 
Michel, assistant professor of 
speech communication and the- 
atre and the director of this pro- 
duction. "This makes 'Hair' a 
classic too, and we are staging it 
in honor of the anniversary." 

"Hair", written by James Rado 
and Gerome Ragni, relates the 
story of the dawning of the "Age 
of Aquarius" as seen through the 
wild and crazy eyes of the hippie 
movement in New York City, 
Part nostalgia and part history, 
the play expresses the aura and 
the story of the summer of love, 
the sunmier of 1969. 

"The spirit of 'Hair' is really 
joyful. The characters think they 
have the answers to fight the 
government. They learn both 
good and bad things from their 
experience," says Michel. "To 
me the hippie movement marks 
the passing of the end of inno- 
cence of the United States that 
began with the assassination of 
John F. Kennedy. 

"We are looking at this pro- 
duction as a period piece. We are 

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University Relations photo 
The cast of "Hair" will bring you peace, love and happiness through Saturday, February 19. 



trying to represent accurately 
this particular culture of people. 
By no means does this represent 
that we advocate their behavior 
or values. Hopefully as a society 
we have learned from the experi- 
mentational lifestyles of the 60' s, 
but for me to try and soften it 
would be a misrepresentation of 
the piece." 

Michel explained that several 
students in her multi-racial cast 
were apprehensive about the pro- 
duction are now enjoying it. 

"It is hard for someone bom in 
the 1970's to realize that half of 
the United States was protesting 
against the armed forces in the 
Vietnam War," says Michel. "It 



was a real stretch for some of 
them to grasp this fact. They are 
learning a lot about the time 
period and the sometimes harsh 
lessons learned from it." 

The cast has been rehearsing 
diligently for the past four 
weeks. "The rehearsals are 
intense," claims Brian Bazala, a 
junior speech communications 
theatre major playing the role of 
Claude. "Every scene is exciting 
and fun. It is such a communal 
show. I've learned so much 
about being part of a community. 
That just sums up the whole 
show, 
"I see a lot of today's society 



in the show. The fashion stuff is 
obvious-the bell bottoms and the 
Native American look. But the 
show also relates rediscovery of 
spirituality and harmony and the 
cast relates to that well," says 
Bazala, 

Cast-member Holly Sena, 
sophomore BFA/theatre major 
poru-aying Crissy, also sees simi- 
larities between today's society 
and the society of hippie genera- 
tion. 

"The attitudes are still the 
same, I think. Generations do 
repeat themselves." states Sena. 
"A lot of the fashions of the six- 
ties are back in style along with 



the drugs and the attitudes- 
except for the indiscreetness of 
sex. Because of AIDS, sex can- 
not be like it was anymore." 

In the original performances of 
"Hair" nudity was part of the 
script. The question buzzing 
around Clarion, therefore, is- 
will the University's perfor- 
mance include nudity? 

When asked this question Sena 
commented, "Clarion needs a 
shock. I think we live in the dark 
ages, at least as far as theatre is 
concerned. There are some defi- 
nite shocks in the show. It is a 
controversial show. We are sup- 
posed to keep it a surprise, 
though. Just, everyone come 
with an open mind." 

Upon the subject of possible 
nudity, Bazala commented, 
"You'll have to come and find 
out for yourself. The perfor- 
mance is rated PG-13, let's just 
leave it at that" 

"Hair features many well 
known songs including the Utle 
song, "Aquarius," and "Let the 
Sun Shine In." 

Leading the cast are: Jeff 
Powell, Kristen Spannagel, D,J. 
Sylvis, LaDonna Morton, Brian 
Bazala, Marion Russel, Christian 
Pratt, Holly Sena, Dan Brady, 
Wes Craig, Tammy Ball, Mark 
Tachna, Ric Fredrick, John 
Moffett, Melissa Mong, Vanessa 
Owens, Delphine Djossou, 
Michelle Handa, and Michelle 
Timko. 

Tickets are on sale at the 
Gemmell Service desk, and they 
will also be sold at the door. The 
price of the tickets for the pro- 
duction is $6 for adults and $5 
for children. University students 
with valid identification cards 
are admitted free. For additional 
information or to obtain tickets 
call (814) 226-2459. 



A tribute to Black History Month 



Isabella Baum Free, popularly 
known as Sohourner Truth, 
became famous in her lifetime as 
a preacher, abolitionist and lec- 
turer. 

She was bom in Hurley, Vester 
County, New York. From a very 
young age she spoke to God, and 
she believed that He spoke to 



her. For years she sought her 
image of God in a ikan. 

Sohourner Tmth is known to 
have been freed from slavery by 
the New York Emancipation Act 
of 1827. 

After the Civil War , she advo- 
cated equal treaunent of Afro- 
Americans, particularly in mat- 



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ters relating to education. She 
was a true champion of women's 
rights. 

She died on November 26, 
1883, at her home in Battle 
Creek. Her funeral and the 
Congregational Church was said 
to have been the largest ever 
held in the town. 



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Organ donation : The gift of a lifetime 



continued from 
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CORE manages a region that 
extends in western and central 
Pennsylvania, southern New 
York and West Virginia Since 
1990, the organ transplant cen- 
ters in the CORE service area 
have performed over 3,000 trans- 
plants. 

But you can only hear so many 
statistics, right? The only person 
who can make the decision to 
donate is yourself. However, if 
you proudly display the little 
sticker on the back of your dri- 
ver's license, that is not a legal 
document. A donor's card must 
be signed and properly witnessed 
to be a legally-binding docu- 
ment. 

Your family plays an extreme- 
ly important role in the decision 
of donation. Patricia Kail, 
Director of Conmiunications of 
CORE in Pittsburgh, cannot 
stress that enough. 

"When the time comes, when 
that option has been discussed 
and decided on, more families 



rest more easily after they make 
that decision," said Kail. The 
potential donors need to make 
their wishes clear to their family, 
and they must have their con- 
sent. 

These donors cards, along with 
other information, are available 
and on display at the front desk 
of Becht Hall. Supplied by 
CORE and presented by Jennifer 
Jenkins, resident assistant of 
Becht Hall, this information may 
or may not change your mind 
about organ and tissue donation. 

There are, however, many 
myths and misconceptions that 
people have that stop them from 
deciding to donate. The top ten 
list is displayed in Becht Hall, 
but the top five are as follows: 

5) MYTH — I am not the 
right age for donation. 

ACTUAL — Organs may be 
donated even from a newborn. 
There is absolutely no age Umit 
for donors. 

4) MYTH — If I am in an 
accident, the doctors won't save 
my life if I am a donor. 



ACTUAL — The medical 
team treating you is separate 
from the transplant team. CORE 
is not even notified until all life- 
saving efforts have failed, death 
is determined and your family 
has consented to donation. 

3) MYTH — If I do donate, 
they might take everything. 

ACTUAL — You may speci- 
fy what organs you want donat- 
ed. Your wishes will be fol- 
lowed. 

2) MYTH — My family would 
be expected to pay for my dona- 
tion(s). 

ACTUAL — A donor's fami- 
ly is not charged for donation. 

1) MYTH — My body will be 
mutilated. 

ACTUAL — Donated organs 
are removed surgically in a rou- 
tine operation. Normal funeral 
arrangements are possible. 

Donor Week is April 17-23, 
when a special ceremony will be 
held to honor those who have 
donated. Pittsburgh's Market 
Square and Erie's Perry Square 
will be the two locations for the 



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major events scheduled. 

By becoming an organ/tissue 
donor, you will provide those 
who are forced to wait and hope 
for a chance to live healthy, nor- 
mal lives, a second chance for 



life. 

For more information, visit the 
Becht Hall display, or call 
CORE toll-free at 800- 
DONORS-7 (366-6777). 



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Let O^our Spirit So^i 



Thank you 
-from Becht and Ballentine Halls to those 
who participated in the Valentine's Day pro- 
gram. Over 100 Valentines were made for 
the kids at the Children's Hospital 
Pittsburgh. 

-April is Organ Donor Month. Information is 
now available at Becht Hall's front desk. 



Local radio station 
to change format 



by Megan Casey 
Lifestyles Writer 



The local radio station 
WCCR, better known as C-93 
FM, will soon be changing to a 
top-40 format. 

WCCR, which has been broad- 
casting since 1985, is changing 
the format of the station so it can 
become more beneficial to the 
conmiunity, 

"We think people will like the 
newer stuff, and we want some- 
thing that the local businesses 
can play in their stores," says 
disc jockey Michael Drozdo, a 
Clarion graduate. He describes 
the new format as "top 40 with- 
out the heavy metal and rap." 

The man responsible for the 
change from classic rock to the 
new format is station 
manager/owner Bill Hearst. In 
addition to an appropriate format 
for businesses, the station wants 



a younger audience and wants to 
convey more of a drug-free mes- 
sage. 

Community benefit has also 
been the motive for other 
changes made at the station. A 
6-11 a.m. morning show, with 
Drozdo at the microphone, was 
added about a month ago. The 
C-93 Road Show is available for 
dances, weddings or any organi- 
zation's activities. 

There has also been a person- 
nel change in the news depart- 
ment. Drozdo invites anyone to 
call in their organization's 
events. 

"We are here for the communi- 
ty and anyone who has anything 
to report should call in," says 
Drozdo. The number of the sta- 
tion is 226-9600. 

The actual date of the format 
change will be publicized prior 
to the change. 



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Campus organization to be PROUD of 



by Anita Carbon 
Lifestyles Writer 



What do Beethoven and Tom 
Cruise have in common? Both 
are successful people who have 
proven their abilities despite 
their disabilities. 

Tom Cruise has dyslexia and 
Beethoven was hearing 
impaired. How aware are you of 
your fellow students with dis- 
abilities? PROUD (People 
Reaching Out and Understanding 
Disabilities) is an organization 
on campus which promotes 
awareness and understanding of 
disabilities. 

PROUD will have an aware- 
ness week March 7-11. Blue rib- 
bons will be distributed in resi- 
dence halls on Monday to kick 



off the week. The movie "Benny 
and Joon," a story of mental ill- 
ness will be shown on Tuesday, 
The time and location for the 
movie will be announced. 

On Wednesday, you can visit 
the second floor Rotunda 
Lounge in Genunell from 9 a.m. 
to 5 p.m. to find out what it real- 
ly feels like to have a disability. 
Use crutches or a wheelchair to 
get through an obstacle course. 
See how a TDD/TTY (teletype- 
writer device) works for people 
who are deaf or hearing 
impaired. Try on special glasses 
to experience visual impairment 
and read some books in Braille. 
Pamphlet information on disabil- 
ities will also be available. 

Thursday at 8:15 p.m., the 
University choir and show choir 



will perform a benefit concert 
under the direction of Mr. 
Milutin Lazich. The location 
will be announced. Admission is 
free and donations will benefit 
interaction between people with 
disabilities and PROUD mem- 
bers. 

PROUD, along with PSEA and 
CEC (Council for Exceptional 
Children), will be working in the 
Tippen pool with children from 
Riverview Intermediate Unit in 
April. PROUD also plans to 
help with the Special Olympics 
in the spring. 

President Mary Patterson and 
Vice-President Lou Bennetti 
welcome all visitors to the next 
PROUD meeting on Monday, 
Febmary 21 at 6:30 p.m. in 202 
Davis Hall. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
PROUD President Mary Patterson holds the blue ribbons 
that will be distributed by the organization for Disability 
Awareness Week. 



Cedar Point to hold job interviews at CUP 



courtesy of Cedar Point 

Does your dream job include 
sun, sand and fiin? If so. Cedar 
Point just may have what you're 
hoping for. 

The Sandusky, Ohio, amuse- 
ment park/resort will interview 
Clarion University students for 
seasonal jobs on Wednesday, 
February 23 at the Gemmell 
Student Complex from 1 1 a.m. 
to 3 p.m. No appointment is 
necessary and prior experience is 
not required for most positions. 



Interviews are reserved for 
enrolled students. 

"This sununer will be an espe- 
cially great time to work at 
Cedar Point," said David 
Hensley, employment manager. 
"We are building a new roller 
coaster called Raptor that is the 
newest innovation in thrill ride 
technology. It is already gener- 
ating so much excitement, and 
our employees will be a big part 
of that." 

For employment. Cedar Point 
is looking for enthusiastic indi- 



viduals who enjoy working with 
the public. They have more than 
3,500 positions in 100 different 
classifications of jobs to fill. 

Wages start at $4.25 per hour 
for most jobs and $4.50 per hour 
for food hosts and hostesses. 
Employees who fulfill their 
Employment Agreement will be 
eligible for a new two-tiered 
bonus program that will allow 
employees to earn additional 
wages for every hour worked. 
Most employees will work a six- 
day, 48-hour week with the 
opportunity for additional hours 



during the peak season. 

Cedar Point is one of the 
largest seasonal employers in the 
Midwest. Some employees may 
receive college or university 
credit for a job in their major 
field. Cedar Point also works 
with the schools to help establish 
internships in various depart- 
ments. 

Employees at Cedar Point 
enjoy many benefits, including 
cost-free special events six 
nights a week. An entire depart- 
ment is devoted to organizing 
activities such as ride time on 



Raptor, the park's new world- 
record-breaking inverted roller 

coaster, movie nights, dances, 
bingo, picnics, intramural sports, 
area trips and contests. A week- 
ly employee newsletter allows 
workers to gain writing experi- 
ence by submitting articles. 

Housing is available for 
employees 18 years of age or 
older living farther than a 25- 
mile geographical radius from 
the park. With parental consent, 
housing is also offered to high 
school graduates who are 17 
years old. 



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"Stop the violence" 




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KRS-ONE (Kris Parker) spoke on the importance of "Street Knowledge" Tuesday night. 



Free tutoring offered to children 



by Sharyl Shelhamer 
Contributing Writer 



Phi Eta Sigma, the National 
Freshman Honor Society, is 
offering free tutoring to children 
of Clarion University's faculty, 
staff and RACS members. 

For three years. Phi Eta Sigma 
has been tutoring kids in subjects 
from tiigonometry to Spanish to 
elementary reading. Over 30 
children ranging from elemen- 
tary to high school ages have 
been successfully tutored 
through this program. 



Phi Eta Sigma is an organiza- 
tion devoted to academic excel- 
lence contingent upon freshman 
year performance. Members 
have met the eligibility require- 
ment of having a 3.50 QPA after 
their first freshman semester or a 
cumulative 3.50 after their fresh- 
man year. The members are 
attempting to spread their ideal 
academic excellence to the com- 
munity through their free tutor- 
ing program. 

Students in need of tutoring are 
given individual attention in the 



subject they need most by a 
member of Phi Eta Sigma who 
has shown interest and skill in 
that subject. Typically, the tutor- 
ing sessions are once a week for 
about an hour in Carlson 
Library, but they can be tailored 
to a specific student's needs. 

If you know a child that is in 
need of help in a subject, or if 
you would like further informa- 
tion, contact Dr. Donald Nair, 
advisor of Phi Eta Sigma at 
(814)226-2255. You may also 
call Phi Eta Sigma's president, 
Sean Boileau at (814) 226-3674. 



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IFC elects new 
executive board 



by Kelly Jones 
Greek Affairs Writer 



On February 1, the 
Interfratemity Council (IFC) at 
Clarion installed the new execu- 
tive board for the 1994 school 
year. This is the first time that 
the officers have been installed 
using the ceremony prescribed 
from the National Interfratemity 
Council. This was done to show 
that a new era is beginning with 
this year's executive board. This 
year's IFC looks to be the most 
promising in the last five years. 

The 1994 executive board con- 
sists of the following members: 
President Shaun Taylor (Sigma 
Phi Epsilon, fall 1990) was the 
past IFC Treasurer. Vice- 
President Jamie Knigger (Kappa 
Delta Rho, fall 1992) was the 
past IFC representative and is 

currently a member of Student 
Senate. 

Secretary Kelly Jones (Alpha 
Chi Rho, fall 1992) was the past 
president of the Crow chapter at 
Clarion. Treasurer Pete Talento 
(Kappa Delta Rho, spring 1993) 
is currently the social chair for 
his fraternity. Historian Jeff 
Hensler (Sigma Chi, spring 
1993) is currently the secretary 
of his chapter at Clarion. 

John Postlewait, the IFC advi- 
sor helped to swear in the new 
executive board by first swearing 
in the president who discharged 
his duty and swore the rest of the 
officers in. Since the start of the 
semester, Postlewait has been 
commenting on the resilience of 
the new executive board and 
their dedication to their work. 
This dedication has been demon- 
strated in the amount of time and 
work put forth by the executive 
board. 

The many hours that the new 
officers have put in this semester 
have demonstrated that things 
need to be changed. The areas 
that have been concentrated on 
are many, but are vital to the 
development of a better Greek 



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The addition of an IFC calen- 
dar to help keep track of all the 
scheduled events this semester 
so that no one is left in the dark 
about anything going on with 
Greeks here at Clarion. Another 
service that runs in spirit with 
the IFC taxi that started last 
semester, is the bus trip to lUP 
sponsored by the IFC. For $11 
you receive a round-trip to lUP 
from Clarion. 

Another area of interest that is 
being focused on is the improve- 
ment of the individual chapters 
here at Clarion. This is started 
with the new Alcohol/ Anti- 
Hazing workshop developed by 
IFC for use this semester, to bet- 
ter inform new Greek associate 
members of their rights and 
responsibilities to the Greek 
community at Clarion. 

The other areas that new pro- 
grams have been developed are 
scholarship, a program that will 
help the chapters better utilize 
the services of the school and 
how to enforce grade require- 
ments for the holding of offices 
in their individual chapters. 

Rush has another important 
area this semester. As in last 
semester, a rush seminar was 
held to try to teach chapters to 
rush "smarter." Along with 
these workshops, there are chap- 
ter president/advisor meetings 
starting next month to keep in 
better contact with each other 
and improve Greek relations. 

At the end of the month, the 
executive board will attend 
NEIFC, the North Eastern 
Interfratemity Conference. This 
is held once a year for Greek 
leaders to come together and 
learn new things to help their 
campuses. This year, the Clarion 
IFC was nominated for six 
awards including the outstanding 
advisor award. In keeping with 
this, a new award was created 
here for the Outstanding Chapter 
that is a member of IFC. This is 
rated on various criteria includ- 
ing the best all-men's grade 
point average on campus. 

This time of change is exem- 
plified in the idea to charter the 
Order of Omega, an honorary 
Greek fraternity based on schol- 
arship, leadership and character. 
These are three things that the 
new officers have done, exempli- 
fying this in their actions so far 
this semester. 



The Ciarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Page 15 



news 








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by Chuck Shepherd 



-While the Lorena Bobbitt trial 
was making news during 
December and January, at least 
five instances of assaults on 
men's genitals were reported. A 
55-year-old man in Wooster, 
Ohio, and a 23-year-old man in 
Arcadia, Florida removed their 
own penises (with a knife and an 
electric saw, respecUvely) 
because of dissafisfaction with 
their gender. A Toronto woman 
shredded her husband's with a 
pair of scissors during a dcnnes- 



tic fight. In Los Angeles, a man 
reconciled with his wife a month 
after she was charged with cut- 
ting off his testicles in a domes- 
tic fight. An in Jefferson, 
Georgia, a 35-year-old woman 
was charged with ripping the 
skin off her ex-boyfriend's testi- 
cles with her bare hands in a 
domestic brawl. 

-A Philadelphia Inquirer 
analysis in December questioned 
military rulings that suicide was 
the cause of at least 40 recent 
deaths U.S. servicemen. The 
newspaper quoted former mili- 



tary investigators who said they 
were "stunned" or "astonished" 
at how shoddy some of the 40 
investigations were, and how the 
mihtary often calls hard-to-solve 
cases suicides just to close them 
out. In one case, a military 
policeman's death was ruled a 
suicide two days after he was 
found shot to death in the head 
with his hat stuffed in his mouth, 
his handcuffs attached to his 
wrists, his holster wrapped 
around his ankles, and a car 
radio cable tied around his neck. 
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LILLEHAMMER, Norway — 
I have located Norway. It turns 
out to be right next to, but differ- 
ent from, Sweden, Also I'm 
pretty sure that Finland is around 
here someplace. 

Getting here was not easy. My 
flight from New York to Oslo sat 
on the ground at Kennedy 
Airport for THREE AND A 
HALF HOURS while the pilot 
came up with a series of increas- 
ingly lame excuses for the delay: 
He was waiting for connecting 
passengers; the dog ate his flight 
plan; vandals had stolen the 
landing gear; etc. I believe that 
the pilot was actually stalling 
because he didn't know for sure 
where Norway was. I bet that, 
between announcements, he and 
his flight crew were frantically 
thumbing through volume "N" 
of the World Book 
Encyclopedia, looking for the 
Norway secfion. ("Here it is! 
It's an inert gas!" "No, you 
idiot! That's 'nitrogen'!") 

But eventually they figured it 
out, and we took off and found 
Norway, which is a darned good 
thing because the U.S. bobsled 
team was on our flight. Most of 
the team members were large, 
muscular individuals. You need 
to be big and strong for this 
event, because at the beginning 
of the bobsled run you have to 
push the sled hard and get it 
going very fast, and llien, just as 
the sled starts hurtling down the 
steep, icy, treacherous track at 



speeds upwards of 80 mph, you 
have to — in one smooth, fluid 
motion — let go of the sled and 
fall down. 

At least that's what I would do. 
The team members, however, 
actually get INTO the sled, 
where they are januned together 
in a tiny, uncomfortable space, 
very similar to the seat I occu- 
pied during the 247-hour flight 
from New York to Oslo, except 
without the beverage-cart ser- 
vice. 

Speaking of which, I noted that 
one of the bobsled team mem- 
bers had several rum drinks. I 
pointed this out to veteran 
sportswriter Dave Kindred. 

"It's OK," Kindred said. "He 
doesn't steer." 

Anyway, we finally arrived in 
Norway. It is a Nordic country, 
defined, technically, as "a coun- 
try where they have a funny little 
diagonal line going through Uie 
letter 'o.'" Not counting rein- 
deer and fish, Norway's popula- 
tion is very small. I probably 
met most of the residents right at 



the airport, and they all seem 
very nice. They also speak 
excellent English, a fact that 
makes Norway seem quite for- 
eign to me, inasmuch as I live in 
Miami. 

As for the country itself, if I 
wCTe to describe it in one word, 
that word would be "cold." 
There is snow all over the place. 
I don't wish to be critical of the 
Olympic Committee, but in my 
opinion, when you're planning a 
major event such as the Winter 
Olympics, with people coming 
from all over the world, it makes 
a lot more sense to hold it in a 
warmer climate, or during the 
summer. 

But that is a water over the 
dam (or, as we say in Norway, 
"Vatter uver da vatterholder- 
bakker"). We are here now, and 
we are going to make the best of 
it. Besides, there are many 
exciting stories to cover, includ- 
ing: 

1. Tonya Harding. 

2. The U.S. speed skaters, and 
what they think about Tonya 
Harding. 

3. Norway's emergence as a 
modern industrial nation, and 
whether this is fair to Tonya 
Harding. 

I plan to cover all these stories 
and more in the days ahead. 
Unless this would require me to 
go outside. 



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dispatch from Australia reports 
that members of Parliament tra- 
ditionally address each other 
much more aggressively than 
members of Congress do in the 
U.S. Among the names recently 
overheard on the floor of the 
Parliament: perfumed gigolos, 
brain-damaged, harlot, sleaze - 
bag, scumbag, mental patient 
and dog's vomit. 

-In October, for the second 
time, the Air Force revealed that 
it had lost an $18 million F-16 
fighter plane because the pilot 
was unable to control the aircraft 
while using his "piddle pack" 
during in-flight urination. The 
previous F-16 crash was in 
March 1991. Both pilots ejected 
safely. 

-Diana Brook Smith, 37, who 
pleaded guilty in the death of a 
man in 1990 in Kinsey, Alabama 
was charged in December with 
tampering with the man's grave. 
Allegedly, she had started to dig 
up the casket in order to open it 



and prove that the man was not 
really dead. 

-In Labouchere Bay, Alaska, in 
November, Cairi D. Cothren, 50, 
accidentally shot himself in the 
shoulder with the shotgun he was 
holding between his knees in the 
cab of a truck when he leaned 
over to spit tobacco juice into a 
can on the floor. 

-Jacqueline Clinton, 29, was 
found guilty of manslaughter in 
Toledo, Ohio in January in the 
shooting of her boyfriend. 
According to her, the shooting 
occurred during an argument 
over differing interpretations of 
the Bible. 

-Police in Santa Rosa, 
California went door-to-door in 
January to warn residents that a 
6-foot python had escaped from 
a bathtub down a drain and that 
they should keep their bathroom 
doors closed and their toilet seats 
down. 

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Sports 



Lady Eagles looking strong 

Women crush two more conference foes 



by Tondalaya Carey 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion Lady Eagles took 
two more steps towards yet 
another PS AC West crown by 
defeating Edinboro and Lock 
Haven this past week. 

They currently stand at 18-3 
overall with a conference record 
of 8-1. 

On Wednesday the Eagles 
played host to the Lady Scots of 
Edinboro University. Sedessa 
Grushecki scored shortly after 
the opening tip off for Edinboro, 
and it was the last lead that 
Edinboro would see. 

Amy Coon started off the 
scoring for Clarion, sinking a 
layup and then nailing a three 
pointer. Shannon Coakley and 
Carlita Jones both made lay-ins, 
and Mona Gaffney netted a 
couple of baskets. 

Edinboro had been somewhat 
close for parts of the game, but 
Clarion began to pull away for 
good at the ten minute mark of 
the half. Joy Brown hit a trey to 
make the score 18-9. This was 
followed by a Jones layup and a 
Coon layup. Coon then hit a 
three pointer and the lead was 
14. 

April Thompson finished the 
half with two baskets and 
Clarion took the lead into 
halftime with a score of 45-27. 

It was more of the same in the 
second half for Clarion as they 
started off with a Coakley 
jumper, and a Coakley three 
pointer and scored the first seven 
points of the half. 

Clarion continued to spread the 
wealth well, scoring from both 
inside and out, and completely 
picking apart the Lady Scots. 

Thompson closed out the 
scoring for Clarion with six 
points in the final two minutes 
and Clarion coasted to an 89-56 
victory. 

For the game. Coon exploded 
for 25 points, including 7 for 14 
shooting from three point range. 
She also had four steals. 

Coakley had 19 points, five 
rebounds, six assists, and five 
steals. Jones had 13 points, 14 
boards and two blocks, and 
Gaffney finished with eight 
points, nine rebounds, and two 



blocks. 

Saturday, Clarion traveled to 
Lock Haven where they were to 
meet the Lady Bald Eagles in a 
double header with the men. 

Lock Haven entered the game 
with a 10-8 mark, 4-3 in the 
PSAC West. 

Clarion started off quickly 
again, scoring the first eight 
points of the game. Gaffney 
started off the game with a 
basket and Amy Migyanka and 
Coon both hit three pointers 
shortly thereafter. 

Lock Haven kept fighting, but 
Clarion kept a safe distance 
ahead. 



However, Shannon Bowers 
scored six unanswered points in 
a two minute span and Clarion 
had only a four point as they 
entered the locker room. 

In the second half. Lock Haven 
scored quickly and Clarion's lead 
was a narrow two points. 

The two teams played neck 
and neck for the rest of the half, 
and it was even as close as two 
points with 5:27 to go. 

Migyanka, however, hit a trey. 
Coon also hit from beyond the 
three point line, and Migyanka 
hit another shot. The lead was 
seven, but Lock Haven again slid 
to within three. 



Gaffney then fouled out at the 
four minute mark, and frontcourt 
mate Jones followed a minute 
later. 

By this time the lead was seven 
so the fouls were not as 
damaging as they could have 
been. 

Coon proceeded to sink 
another three pointer to make the 
lead ten and April Thompson 
made a shot, was fouled, and 
followed up by making the free 
throw. Coakley ended the game 
with a foul shot. The final score 
read 82-68, but it was much 
closer than the score would 
indicate. 




Pat McDevitt/Clarion Call 
Shannon Coakley attempts a free throw against Lock Haven. She had 19 points, four 
rebounds and four assists against the Lady Bald Eagles. 



For the game, Jones had 17 
points and 12 rebounds, Coon 
had 19 points and three steals, 
Migyanka had 15 points and six 
assists, Coakley had 19 points 
and three steals and Gaffney had 
six points and six boards before 
fouhng out. 

Migyanka, Coon and Coakley 
teamed for 11 of 23 shooting 
from three point land. Going 
inside was tough, so the Eagles 
used their outside game 
effectively. 

"There were times we could 
have got the ball inside but 
Amy(Coon) was hitting threes, 
and sometimes we were running 
on a break and just took one 
shot," Migyanka said. 
"Sometimes when we got the 
ball inside, the shots just didn't 
go in. It was a tough game." 

Coon added, "The referees 
were bad. They weren't making 
very good calls. They were 
calling stuff on us but not on the 
other side." 

Coon noted that it seemed as if 
in the past few years, the referees 
have gotten tougher and tougher 
on Clarion. 

As far as Clarion's good 
outside shooting game, "They 
packed it in down low. We were 
setting good picks and taking our 
time (shooting)." 

Migyanka said, "1 just took my 
time and took my shot when I 
saw that I was open." 

Coon currently has 333 career 
three pointers and needs only 11 
to break the NCAA Division II 
record. 

Coakley is not far behind with 
314 treys in her career at 
Clarion. 

Clarion next plays this 
Saturday at home against 
Indiana, and then they go on the 
road to close out conference play 
at California in a game Uiat will 
match the two best teams in the 
PSAC West. 

Clarion closes out their season 
February 26 with a home game 
against Gannon. 

Clarion will then be getfing 
geared up to start the national 
playoffs which begin on March 
4th. The Eagles certainly have a 
strong chance of making it to the 
Final Four. 



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Men's basketball team splits two games 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



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by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Last Wednesday, the Clarion 
University Men's Basketball 
Team played host to Edinboro. 
Earlier in the season, the fighting 
Scots had beaten the Eagles 
badly, and Clarion knew that 
they were in for a tough test. 

Edinboro entered the game 
with a tough all around team, 
and Price Williams, the fourth 
leading scorer in the PSAC. 

Clarion started off the game 
well, as Steve Branch hit a layup 
30 seconds into the game. In 
fact, Branch had eight of the 
team's first 10 points in what 
would ultimately be a 22 point 
performance. 

Clarion fell down by as many 
as eight early in the game, but 
Coach Ron Righter took a time 
out and tried to get his team to 
regroup. After the time out 
Kwame Morton proceeded to 
nail a three pointer as did Brian 
Paige shortly thereafter. After 
another Branch lay in, a Paige 
layup and a Morton jumper. 
Clarion suddenly had a two point 
lead. 

The remainder of the half was 
played tightly until about the five 
minute marie when Oronn Brown 
drove for a layup and Morton 
was fouled shooting a three 
pointer. After nailing all three 
free throws, Clarion's lead had 
grown to nine. However, 
Edinboro went on a 10-0 run to 



end the half and Clarion trailed 
by one going into the locker 
room. 

The second half stayed close 
until the midway point when 
Edinboro pulled out to a nine 
point lead. The closest Clarion 
would get after that was eight, 
after Morton made his third three 
pointer of the game with 2:37 to 
go. Clarion then fouled to put 
Edinboro on the line, but the 
Scots made six of eight free 
throws to seal up the game and a 
98-82 victory. 

Morton finished with 29 
points, 12 rebounds and eight 
assists. Branch had 22 points, 
nine boards, and two blocks. 
Paige had 13 points and six 
rebounds. Brown had nine 
points, six assists, and five 
steals. 

Clarion then went on the road 
to take on Lock Haven 
University. Morton started off 
hot this time, netting 10 of 
Clarion's first 14. Clarion led 
for most of the first half, but 
went in at half time fied as Chad 
McKinney hit a three pointer 
shortly before the period expired. 

In the second half. Clarion 
improved their game, shooting 
60 percent from the field as 
compared to 39 percent in the 
first half. 

However, neither team could 
take conunand of the game until 
Morton hit a three pointer with 
3:25 remaining. That made the 
score 71-66. 



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Lock Haven then narrowed the 
lead to two, and put Paige on the 
line with 10 seconds to play. 
Brown sank both free throws to 
extend the lead to four. 
McKinney then hit a shot to 
make it a two point game, and 
Lock Haven called a quick time 
out. However, they were not 
able to capitalize as Clarion 
safely inbounded the ball and Ian 
Whyte put one in with one 
second on the clock to make the 
final score 81-77. 

Morton led all scorers with 30, 
to go with four steals. Paige had 
19 points and six rebounds, and 
Whyte had 17 points, 12 boards, 
and two blocks. 

Clarion will play Saturday at 
home against lUP. The Indians 
are ranked #2 in the nation, and 
beat the Golden Eagles earlier in 
this season by a score of 98-78. 

Notes: lUP is just three wins 
away from setting a school 
record of 21 consecutive wins set 
in 68-69. The Indians are 21-1 
over the last two seasons in 
Memorial Field House. Four of 
their last six PSAC Games are at 
home. 

Kwame Morton has a streak of 
72 games with at least one three 
point field goal. 

Morton has 757 points on the 
season. He needs only 93 points 
to break the conference single 
season record of 849 points, held 
by California's Kenny Toomer. 

Toomer set his record in 33 
games. If Kwame is to break the 
record, he will have done it in 
only 26. 

Morton leads the PSAC in 
treys made per game, and 
Branch leads the conference in 
rebounds. 




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Oronn Brown drives in for a layup under the basket. 
Against Edinboro he dished out six assists and had five 
steals. He is currently fourth in the nation in steals. 



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SOOin, Pan Jansen fwled once again to win an Olympic medal, 
in speed skating. Other than Eric Heiden in 1980) who are the 
only American men to win gold in that event? Answer next 
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Golden Eagle wrestlers beat up on Pitt 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 



On Sunday, Feb. 13, the 
Clarion University wrestling 
team traveled to North 
Allegheny High School to take 
on the University of Pittsburgh. 

Pitt entered the match with an 
impressive team, but the Golden 
Eagles are ranked sixth in the 
nation. 

Clarion got on the board first 



with Sheldon Thomas, Clarion's 
118 pounder scoring a 4-1 
victory over Chris Stevens. 
Thomas' record is now 20-5. 

At 126 pounds. Clarion's Bob 
CrawfOTd sewed a technical fall 
over Eric Knopsnyder to give the 
Eagles an 8-0 lead. Crawford's 
record is now 20-3, a spectacular 
record for a first year wrestler in 
Division I. 

It took an overtime period at 
134 pounds, but Pitt's John 



Richey scored a 3-1 victory over 
Tom Tomeo of Clarion, bringing 
the match score to 8-3 in favor of 
the Golden Eagles. 

At 142 pounds, freshman Jody 
Clark decisioned Pitt senior Sean 
Hoover by the score of 4-1, 
increasing the Eagle's lead 11-3. 
Clark's record now stands at 12- 
11. 

Moss Grays then major 
decisioned Greg Budman to 
stretch the Eagles lead to a huge 



Righter chosen to coach team 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Dr. Ron Righter was named as 
an Assistant Coach for the East 
Team in the 1994 United States 
Olympic Festival by the USA 
Basketball Men's Collegiate 
conmiittee in Colorado Springs, 
Colorado. 

Old Domini(Mi University head 
coach Oliver Pumell was named 
to direct the East squad, with 
Righter and Saanton head coach 
Bob Bessior as his assistants. 
The North squad will be coached 
by Stu Jackson of \^isconsin, the 
South by Perry Claik of Tulane, 
and the West by Pepperdine's 



Tom Asbury. 

The 1994 U.S. Olympic 
Festival will be held July 1-10 in 
St. Louis with Basketball 
competition from July 2-5. 
Players who are high school 
graduates and who have not 
completed their sophomore year 
of collegiate eligibility are 
eligible. 

"This is really a great honor. 
To be selected by your peers to 
coach at that level is a very 
special feeling, I have the 
utmost respect for coach Pumell 
and coach Bessior and I know it 
will be a great learning 
experience," said Righter. 

Righter has some Olympic 



experience. In the Sunmier of 
1988 he was one of eight 
assistants that helped U.S. 
Olympic coach John Thompson 
narrow the U.S. Olympic team at 
Colorado springs. He coached 
for two weeks in the Summer of 
1988 in Yugoslavia, plus was a 
player-coach in Yugoslavia in 
1976. 

Righter, a native of 
Doylestown, PA, has coached at 
Lafayette, Lehigh, and was an 
assistant under George RaveUng 
at Washington State, Iowa, and 
use. His Washington State 
team went to the NCAA 
tournament once, Iowa went to 
the tourney twice. 



A weekly look at a Clarion University athlete 

Eagle in the spotlight 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



J.J. Stanbro, the 11th ranked 
wrestler in the country at 167 
pounds, is a big reason that the 
Clarion wresding team is ranked 
in the top ten in the nation. 

Stanbro, who stands at 22-3, 
hails from Bingham ton. New 
York and Johnson City High. In 
high school, Stanbro went 136- 
12 for his entire career. The 136 
victories is a New York state 
record for career victories. 
Stanbro went 35-3 as a junior, 
and won the team state 
championship his sophomore 
and junior years. 

As a senior, he went 38-1, and 
placed 2nd at the New York state 
wrestling tournament. 

Wresdmg has taken Stanbro to 
Hawaii, Alaska, Canada, and 
even Russia. Before his senior 
year, his high school team made 
a trip to the Soviet Union to 
battle high school age wresUers. 
Stanbro looked impressive as be 
went 6-1. 



"It was a neat trip. It was kind 
of enlightning to see how they 
lived, and to see how far behind 
they were," said Stanbro. 

Coming out of high school 
Stanbro was recruited by the 
University of Nebraska, Boise 




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Nathan Kahl/Clarion Call 
J.J. Stanbro, a standout 
wrestler for the Golden 
Eagles, hopes to place in 
the top three at Nationals. 



State, and Clarion. Luckily for 
the Golden Eagles, Stanbro 
picked CUP. 

"I really enjoyed myself when 
I came out to the campus for a 
visit. I liked the small university 
environment." 

In this, his last year, Stanbro 
says that his goal is to place in 
the top three in the NCAA 
tournament. And who knows, a 
narional championship could 
also certainly be within his 
grasps. 

Eastern Wresthng Leagues are 
approaching quickly (March 5-6) 
and Stanbro is sure to have a 
good outing there. He placed 
fifth at EWLs in 1992 and he 
placed seventh last summer in 
the U.S. Open at 163 pounds. 

J.J. Stanbro has had a very 
impressive wresding career frcHn 
the high school to the college 
level. He will certainly graduate 
fron Clarion in style. Nationals, 
which will be held March 17-19 
in North Calorina, will jH-ovide a 
great stage for him to show his 
stuff. 



15-3 margin. Grays is now 20-7. 

At 158, Damon Brown scored 
a major decision over Eric 
Yanek, but J.J. Stanbro lost to 
Rich Catalano 8-2, and Pitt 
slighUy narrowed the lead to 19- 
6. 

At 177 pounds, Dan Payne 
defeated Derek Burgert to raise 
his record to 26-4. 

Bryan Stout wasted no time at 
190 pounds, beating Sean 
Kennedy 12-1. 




The heavyweight matchup 
pitted Rob Sintobin against Pat 
Wiltanger of Pitt. Wiltanger, a 
Clarion native and state 
heavyweight champion his 
senior year in high school, 
scored a takedown with 21 
seconds left to win 7-6. It was 
too little too late, however, as 
Clarion held on for a 26-9 
victory. 

The final dual meet for the 
season is set for Friday against 
Lock Haven. Match time is 7:30. 
The game is at home and it is 
Senior Night. 

The Golden Eagles are ranked 
sixth in the nation and are ready 
for the EWLs. 



Nathan Kahl/Clarion Call 
Ron Righter has been 
selected as an assistant 
coach on the Olympic 
Festival East team. 



BASKETBALL SPECIAL 
At this Saturday's basketball 
game against Indiana, Reggie 
Wells, the Clarion basketball 
great, will be honored in a pre* 
game ceremony. Wells will 
then present a plaque to 
Kwame Morton, who has 
broken many of Wells' 
records. 

W«lls played from 1975-1979 
earning several AU-American 
honors as he scored 2,011 
career points. He was 
inducted into the Clarion 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



A fond look back at an Olympic memory 

A Hollywood script writer never would have dreamed 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Page 23 



by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



How would you feel if you 
missed seeing the greatest sports 
moment ever? Depending upon 
whether or not you're a sports 
fan, you might say "upset" or 
"big deal." I'm sure there are 
many people out there reading 
this article that know what sports 
moment I'm referring to, and 
IM^obably many saw it live. Not 
me. 

I was in second grade, and was 
still hyped over the Steelers' 
fourth Super Bowl victory over 
the Rams. The 1980 Winter 
Olympics were well under way, 
and with them, patriotism flowed 
freely throughout the 50 states. I 
remember that ABC was 
telecasting the games, and I 
would race home from school 
daily just to watch the action 
from Lake Placid. The big 
sports to watch (at least to me) 
were downhill skiing, the 
bobsled, luge, and speed skating. 
Oh, America had other spwts to 
enjoy like figure skating, ski 
jumping and ice hockey. Ice 
hockey? In the U.S.? We had 
the NHL if we wanted to see 
hockey, so why get worked up 
over a bunch of college kids 
wearing the red, white, and blue? 
Olympic hockey in the U.S. was 
pretty much a joke. Yeah, we 
had the 1960 team that captured 
the gold medal, but for the most 
part, Olympic hockey could be 
summed up pretty easily: USSR. 

The Russians were, and still 
are, the best hockey players in 
the world. So why get caught up 
with the U.S. hockey team and a 
bunch of college punks? Under 
the venerable leadership of head 
coach Herb Brooks and captain 
Mike Eruzione, the U.S. team 
was hoping for a bronze medal at 
best. Simply stated, the 
Americans wanted to keep from 



getting too embarrassed on their 
home turf. That would be no 
easy task for a team that had 
been compiled only a few 
months earlier. This team had to 
face professional level hockey 
players from Europe and Russia. 
These teams had played together 
for years, and spent their time 
beating up on America's pros- 
the NHL! In pre-Olympic 
exhibition play , the Soviet 
Union beat, or should I say 
destroyed, our NHL all-stars, 10- 
3. How could a team of college 
kids even take the same ice as 
these Russians? 

The U.S. team started Olympic 
play against powerhouse 
Sweden. Playing inspired 
hockey, the Eruzione-led team 
was able to skate to a 2-2 tie. 
The last second, game-tying 
goal, gave Brook's team a 
glimmer of hope for a medal. 
The U.S. team then battled on, 
beating impressive teams like 
Czechoslavakia, Norway, 
Romania, and West Germany. 
With talent like goalie Jim Craig, 
and future pros Mark Johnson, 
Neal Broten, Michael Ramsey, 
and Buzz Schneider, the red, 
white and blue suddenly made 
hockey fans out of millions of 
Americans. With a 4-0-1 record 
in Olympic action, the college 
boys had earned themselves a 
Cinderella spot in the medal 
round. Who would have thunk 
it? 

But the eyes of all serious 
hockey fans were still on the 
Russians, who blazed through 
with a clean 5-0 record and were 
far and away the favorites for the 
gold medal. The Soviet Union 
dominated everybody, outscoring 
its opponents by 50 to 11 in 
those five games. Combining an 
explosive offense and a stifling 
defense, this team was arguably 
the best team ever compiled on 
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before the gold medals hung 
around their necks. Their first 
opponent in the medal round: 
The United States. 

Let's step aside from hockey 
for just a second and look at our 
world at this time in history. The 
USA and the Soviet Union 
weren't exactly best of friends. 
In fact, they didn't like each 
other at all. The cold war and 
the atomic age still existed and 
attitudes towards one another 
were somewhat bad. The 
thoughts of the Soviets 
boycotting the '80 winter games 
were heavily considered and the 
U.S. did boycott that following 
summer, with the games in 
Moscow. So what we had in a 
small, cozy town in upstate New 
York, was the battle between two 
countries. A poised, older, 
professional Soviet squad against 
a younger, wide-eyed American 
team. It was David vs. Goliath. 

The game was set for Friday 
night on ABC. Everyone, even 
non-sports fans tuned in. As Al 
Michaels of ABC started the 
telecast, "Most people don't 
know the difference between a 
blue line and a clothes 
line.... well, it's irrelevant." 

The game started, as every 
other Soviet game had, with the 
Russians taking an early 1-0 
lead. But the Americans, 
spurred on by chants of "USA, 
USA," tickled the twine to knot 
it at one apiece. Back came the 
Russians, 2-1, in the blink of an 
eye. With seconds remaining in 
the first period, the United 
State's Mark Johnson caught a 
break in front of the Russian net, 
and sent the puck home for a 2-2 
tie. America was ecstatic. 
Through the first period, the 
youngsters from the U.S. were 
neck and neck with the Soviet 
juggernaut. David was giving 
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Russians were extremely deadly. 
They had scored eight goals in 
one period only a few games 
earlier. The game was far from 
over. 

Period two was a defensive 
struggle as goalies Jim Craig and 
Vladimir Tretiak fought off both 
offenses. Russia slipped a goal 
in early to make it 3-2, and thus 
ending the scoring for the period. 
Still, the chants of "USA" 
echoed in the homes of most 
Americans. 

The final period began with 
everyone on the edge of their 
seat. The defensive game 
continued until halfway through 
the period, when captain 
Eruzione became a legend. 
Using the Russian defenseman 
as a screen, Eruzione grabbed 
the puck and slanuned it home to 
tie the game at three and put a 
shake in announcer Al Michael's 
voice. Were America's eyes 
deceiving them? Was this 
college team staying with the 
best in the world? Before 
Americans had time to answer 
that question, Mark Johnson 
made history. Slipping by Soviet 
defenders, Johnson took a pass 
and slipped the puck between 
goalie Tretiak and the side bar. 
4-3, David led Goliath. 
Michaels did his best to maintain 
control of what his eyes were 
seeing on the ice before him. 
The U.S. team had to play 
defense for ten minutes and they 
would pull the greatest upset 
ever. The chants wore on as the 
clock ran down. U.S. goalie 
Craig, played the game of his 
life, shutting out the Russians in 
the final period. Michaels said it 
best from his press box seat over 
the noise of the deafening crowd, 
"Five seconds left to play, do 
you believe in miracles? YES!" 

The team tackled Craig, as a 
bewildered, wide-eyed Soviet 
team stood at mid-ice in 
disbelief. The most improbable 
of all dreams had come true for 
the USA hockey team. Said 
Eruzione, "When it was over, all 
I could think of was, 'We beat 
the Russians, we beat the 



Russians.'" As all of America 
went nuts, there was only one 
game left to play. The U.S. 
battled Finland for the gold 
medal two days later. Once 
again, America's team battled 
from behind to win 4- 2, capping 
an incredible dream. ABC 
Olympic host Jim McKay stated, 
"A Hollywood script writer 
never would have dreamed." 

By comparison, it would be 
like a team of college football 
all-stars from Canada defeating 
the world champion Dallas 
Cowboys. It's that impressive. 

Remember, I didn't see this 
wondrous event (I think I was 
shopping). But I do remember 
the hoopla and patriotism. I was 
fortunate enough to track down a 
copy on videotape, and have 
watched it an infinite amount of 
times. It is my #1 sports 
moment and will always be #1. 
Tears come to my eyes when I 
hear Michaels utter that 
legendary sentence at the end of 
the game. 

This game epitomizes all that 
is great in sports. A team ot no- 
names was able to defeat a giant 
of a team by putting forth an 
incredible effort. The Americans 
gave everything they had to 
achieve a seemingly unattainable 
goal. It was a game that took 
one through an emotional 
rollercoaster, leaving them 
exhausted, but incredibly 
overwhelmed with joy. Even a 
person that knew nothing about 
sports was, for just a moment, a 
big fan. As sports writer Phil 
Taylor has said, "Sports contain 
an inexhaustable wealth of 
thrills." 

With the Winter Olympics 
taking place right now, I found it 
fitting to share the most 
incredible Olympic story and the 
biggest upset ever. Although 
every athlete won't win a medal, 
and some won't even 
successfully finish an event, the 
Olympics are a time when the 
greatest athletes in the world 
come together to share their 
abilities. It is a time for 
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Personals 



Happy belated B-day Kirsten! Love 
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To the brothers of TKE: we ate, we 
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Congradulations to our new associate 
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Jones, Patti Wilson and Angela Porter. 
It's a long road ahead but we know you 
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Mark, Thank you for all your time! 
You were a great sweetheart. 
Remember to always stay sweet at 
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Kris, we thank you for all you've done, 
you worked so hard for this past week. 
Now it's time to have some fun with 
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Amy- Congratulations on becoming 
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Robert Jay Holmes- Roses are red, 
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Happy Birthday to Christine Bock. 
Lots of luck! On your special day we 
hope everything goes your way! We 
love you! Your D-Phi-E sisters. 

Happy Birthday to Keary Joyce! The 
17th's the day that she's 21 legally. 
Don't worry about the next, we'll let 
you have some rest. Have fun! Love 
your D-Phi-E sisters. 

Happy Birthday to Kelly Johnston 
belately. We missed you greatly! Glad 
you're back. Love, Your D-Phi-E 
sisters. 

Sig Eps- we drank some beer, with no 
fear, and played games with the same. 
Thanks for the fun time- the sisters of 
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We are so proud of our Rho Chi's- 
Jenn Dymond, Kelly Johnston and 
Beth Burhoe. You guys did a great job! 
Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Congratulations to our new associate 
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Danielle, Heidi, Jackie, Jen F, Jen N, 
Julie, Katherine, Kelly, Maria, 
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Congratulations Sara on being 
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its spring '94 pledge class: Kim B, 
Jill S, Kim T, Denise, Anissa, 
Cindy, Amy, Jill T, Jen B, Kim B, 
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To Gina and Jeanine: Thanks for all 
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To Phi Sigma Kappa- Thanks for the 
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Happy belated Valentine's Day to 
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"Charles Smith grabs the 
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New York could sneak up and 
snatch the Eastern conference 
title. I use the words "sneak up" 
loosely. How could a team that 
is fighting for the best record in 
the east be overlooked by many 
fans? It's because the Knicks are 
a team with a stingy defense and 
low scoring, boring offense. The 
Knicks offense falls into the 
average category with many 
other teams in the league. 

With New York's defense, the 
Knicks are a scary opponent for 
any team facing them in the 
playoffs. Their defensive style 
takes so much effort that it puts 
their offense on the back burner. 
It's rare to see a team in the NBA 
pride themselves on defense, butt 
it is defense that wins 
championships. 

Take a look at the back-to-back 
Piston teams and the Chicago 
Bulls championship teams. The 
Pistons, also known as the "Bad 
Boys," were hated, as well as 
respected for the tough defense. 
If you took the ball inside, you 
knew you would have to get 
ready for some contact. 

When the Bulls are discussed, 
everyone talks about M.J.'s and 
Scottie Pippen's offensive 
prowess, but don't forget that 
Jordan was one of the best 
defensive players in the game 
and Pippen consistently makes 
the league's All-Defensive team. 
But back to the Knicks. 
Charles Oakley, Anthony Mason, 
and Patrick Ewing are all 
outstanding defensemen on the 
inside, and John Starks helps to 
make the Knicks very well- 
rounded. 

It is not very uncommon for 
the Knicks to hold opponents 
under 80 points in a game. 
Oakley and Ewing have a lot to 
do with this. Oak averages 
double figures in rebounds and 
points night in and night out. 
Oakley is the man m the Knicks 
team when it comes to putting on 
the hard hat and going to work. 
Oakley is all over the court. He 
is always going into the stands 
after loose balls, wrestling a 
rebound away from an opponent, 
or wiping the glass clean. He 
does everything except sell 
popcam. 

Ewing is the ultimate 
intimidator. Defense was his 
main attribute coming out of 



Georgetown as the Knicks 
number one draft pick, and he 
hasn't let anyone down. As 
Patrick moves on in age, he's 
grasping for the elusive title. 
Ewing has emerged as one of the 
best big men in the game today. 

Starks is another defens-ve 
wizard for the Knicks. loiown 
for his explosive offense apd 
equally as an explosive ^enjper, 
Starks' defense is often 
overlooked. Last year Starks 
was the man who had tile 
unmerciful job of gucrditig 
Jordan. He wasn't intimidated^ ')y 
His Aimess and did as well as 
any mortal can be expectec to do 
against Jordan. Luckily for hi^i, 
he won't have to defend anyone 
as great as Jordan for tlie rest of 
his life. This means he's 
guarded the best, so bring en the 
rest. Starks can use his lessons 
from that experience to guard 
anyone effectively. 

As far as the Knicks offense 
goes, Ewing and Starks anchor 
the club with a great 
inside/outside game. Ewing has 
some great baseline moves, with 
turnaround jumpers and spin 
moves a large part of his arsenal. 
Starks is a streaky shooter, but 
when he's on- look out. 

Complimenting these two are 
Charles Smith, the 

aforementioned Oakley, and the 
point guard tandem of Derek 
Harper and Greg Anthony. 
Smith, the former Pitt Panther, 
has boosted the Knicks offense 
since his retum from the injured 
list. With the acquisition of 
harper, the Knicks can rest easy 
with some depth at their unstable 
point guard position. Harper 
gives them leadership and some 
outside shooting. Anthony can't 
shoot that well from outside, but 
is a good court leader. 

Finally we ccMne to the coach. 
This man has been able to make 
the transition from showtime in 
L.A to rough and ruggedness in 
New York. Riley, who 
practically lived in the Finals, 
has the experience (and the hair) 
to go once again to the promised 
land. He has turned this team 
into championship caliber. 

The Knicks are for real. So 
before you jump on the band 
wagon of Orlando, Charlotte, 
Chicago or Phoenix, check out 
the Knicks. Then you cm jump 
on their band wagon with me- 
I've been there for years. 




Clarion 




Volume 74, Issue^ /© The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



February 24, 1994 



This 

issut 



News 



Barrietrs and Bridget 

Women's confea^nce to be 
lield March 25-.V> pg. 5j 



Lifestyles 

(tolden dragons visit 

Chinese acrobatic w, 
a{^arsM;u"ch 11 pg 



n 



Sports 



Swirraning and Dving 

Women's team wins I9t 
JSliaigktitfc pg-1^ 

Clarion's 

Weather Oatla0ifi; I 

by Dong S]Wbk!!Bj 

Thur$il»y. ts^cmig rrfiu, 



Ffldav: 



: of r:an, 
Cf«aaffins. idsh 



' Partly dmdy, 

high 41. 
M^widay: ParUy cloudy, 

high 49. 
T^o^^y- OmceoimiK 

bi^ 45. 
Wedm'sday: Omcast with 

rain, hijsUi 37. 

Index 



Commemar>' .... 

News. . . . 

rv Cuiidc. 

lifestyle. . 
Entertainment 

SjKfftS 

Classifieds 













■ pg- 5 

mm 

m- 23 



University professor seeks legal 
counsel over 'non-renewal' 



by Alan Vaughn 
Editor 



A Clarion University professor 
who claims her contract has not 
been renewed, has retained legal 
counsel in an attempt "to undo a 
wrong that, unless it is thwarted, 
could be unleashed against any 
member of the faculty, staff, or 
student, if the person does not 
'fit' a predetermined stereotype 
or is a member of a 
microculture." 

Dr. Patricia Elmore, an 
African-American professor in 
the education department, 
released a statement to The 
Clarion Call, saying that her 
contract had not been renewed 
and that her attorney "would be 
in contact with the appropriate 
parties and or agencies very 
soon." 

Dr. Charles Duke, dean of the 
education department, said that 
Elmore was under contract until 
the end of the academic year, but 
would not comment beyond that. 
Over the past week, student 
demonstrations in key locations 
on campus have called univeristy 
attention to the issue. 

"Elmore is the tip of the 
iceberg. Students are upset about 
a lot of things," said Ralph 
Godbolt, president of the 
university's African American 
Student Union. "The AASU was 
in full support of the protesters 
and their attempt to get diversity 
on campus." 

Just after the second half of 
Saturday's basketball game 
against Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania about 10 to 12 
protesters, mostly African- 
American, moved onto the court 
carrying signs bearing phrases 
such as "No justice, no peace" 
and "First Malcolm. . . Then 
Martin, now Elmore." 

The students were quickly 
removed by Public Safety 
officers. 

With 58 seconds left in the 
game, an estimated 30 students 




Students protesting an unconfirmed non-renewal of a minority 
protested at Saturday's basketball game. The game was ended 

walked onto the court. After the 
protesters did not leave, officials 
conferred with coaches and 
called the game. At the time, 
lUP was leading Clarion, 108- 
91. 

On Monday, a small group of 
protesters gathered on the steps 
of Moore Hall, the university 
president's residence, again 
waving placards in support of 
Elmore. 

More protests rye planned for 
this week, according to Godbolt. 

No disciplinary action is 
planned against the protestors, 
said Vice President for Student 
Affairs Dr. George W. Curtis, Jr. 
"It's unfortunate that it affected 
the ball game the way it did, 
[but] students have the right to 
protest." 

Director of University 
Relations Ron Wilshire declined 
to ccMnment on whether Ehn(»e's 
contract had been renewed, 
citing university policy of not 
discussing personnel matters. 

Wilshire also said he was 



unaware of any university 
contact with legal counsel on this 
issue. 

It still has not been confirmed 
whether Elmore has received 
poor student evaluations, as 
some students have claimed, or 
whether Elmore's contract had 
not been renewed due to what 
some of the protesters have 
termed a "compatibility" test. 

According to the university's 
agreement with the Association 
of Pennsylvania State College 
and University Faculties, non- 
tenured instructors with less than 
two years of service at the 
university can have their 
contracts not renewed without 
any explanation. Elmore is in 
her second year at Clarion and is 
not tenured. 

Professors are evaluated in 
three categories, according to the 
agreement with APSCUF: 
Effective teaching, continuing 
scholarly growth and service to 
the university or c(Hnmunity. 

A press conference by an 



Pat McDevitt/Clarion Call 
professor's contract 
with 58 seconds left. 

unknown group had been 
scheduled for Tuesday, but was 
called off at the last minute due 
to "scheduling conflicts." 
According to Godbolt, the 
cancelled press conference was 
not affiliated with the AASU. 

According to a student in 
Elmore's Introduction to 
Education class on the first day 
of class, Etaiore announced that 
students had had problems with 
her class in the past and had 
gone to the dean about her class 
before. According to the 
student, Elmore said that if a 
student talks to the dean, that 
student will have problems in her 
class. 

The student also claimed that 
Elmore had an "agenda," and 
that Elmore talked more about 
equal rights than about the 
subject of the class. 

Dean Dr. Charles Duke 
declined to c(Hnment on whether 
any students had talked to him 
about any of Ehnore's classes. 



Continued on pg. 7 




Pa^e 24 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 17, 1994 



Title time in New York 



Start spreading the news 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 

"Charles Smith grabs the 
rebound. He's blocked, he's 
blocked, and blocked again!" 

If anyone out there reading this 
article saw last year's playoff 



series between the Knicks and 
the Bulls, you know what I'm 
talking about. The Knicks, ready 
to make their charge into the 
NBA Finals, lost once again to 
the pesky Chicago Bulls. 

New York, who had been 
predicted all year long to mighty 



Chicago from the NBA throne, 
saw their hopes dashed once 
more. However this season, I'm 
going to step out on a limb and 
state that the Knicks will be 
enjoying an extended season- in 
the finals of course. 
With everyone focusing on the 



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upstart teams in the West and 
Shaquille O'Neal in the East, 
New York couid sneak up and 
snatch the Eastern conference 
title. 1 use the words "sneak up" 
loosely. How could a team that 
is fighting for the best record in 
the east be overlooked by many 
fans? It's because the Knicks are 
a team with a stingy defense and 
low scoring, boring offense. The 
Knicks offense falls into the 
average category with many 
other teams in the league. 

With New York's defense, the 
Knicks are a scary opponent for 
any team facing them in the 
playoffs. Their defensive style 
takes so much effort that it puts 
their offense on the back burner. 
It's rare to see a team in the NBA 
pride themselves on defense, butt 
it is defense that wins 
championships. 

Take a look at the back-to-back 
Piston teams and the Chicago 
Bulls championship teams. The 
Pistons, also known as the "Bad 
Boys," were hated, as well as 
respected for the tough defense. 
If you took the ball inside, you 
knew you would have to get 
ready for some contact. 

When the Bulls are discussed, 
everyone talks about M.J.'s and 
Scottie Pippen's offensive 
prowess, but don't forget that 
Jordan was one of the best 
defensive players in the game 
and Pippen consistently makes 
the league's All-Defensive team. 
But back to the Knicks. 
Charles Oakley, Anthony Mason, 
and Patrick Ewing are all 
outstanding defensemen on the 
inside, and John Starks helps to 
make the Knicks very well- 
rounded. 

It is not very uncommon for 
the Knicks to hold opponents 
under 80 points in a game. 
Oakley and Ewing have a lot to 
do with this. Oak averages 
double figures in rebounds and 
points night in and night out. 
Oakley is the man on the Knicks 
team when it comes to putting on 
the hard hat and going to work. 
Oakley is all over the court. He 
is always going into the stands 
after loose balls, wrestling a 
rebound away from an opponent, 
or wiping the glass clean. He 
does everything except sell 
popcorn. 

Ewing is the ultimate 
intimidator. Defense was his 
main attribute coming out of 



Georgetown as the Knicks 
number one draft pick, and he 
hasn't let anyone down. As 
Patrick moves on in age, he's 
grasping for the elusive title. 
Ewing has emerged a'' one of the 
best big men in the game today 

Starks is another defens ve 
wizard for the Knicks. Known 
for his explosive offense a^id 
equally as an explosive xntper, 
Starks' defense is often 
overlooked. Last year Starks 
was the man who had tile 
unmerciful job of gucrdil^g 
Jordan. He wasn't intimidated^ ')y 
His Airness and did as .'ell as 
any mortal can be expected to do 
against Jordan. Luckily for him, 
he won't have to defend anyone 
as great as Jordan for ilie rest of 
his life. This means he's 
guarded die best, so bring en the 
rest. Starks can use his lessons 
from that experience to guard 
anyone effectively. 

As far as the Knicks offen.se 
goes, Ewing and Sliirks anchor 
the club with a great 
inside/outside game. Ewing has 
some great baseline moves, wiUi j 
turnaround jumpers and spin k 
moves a large part of his arsenal. • 
Starks is a streaky shooter, but i 
when he's on- look out. 

Complimenting Uiese two are 
Charles Smith, the 

aforementioned Oakley, and the 
point guard tandem of Derek 
Harper and Greg Anthony. 
Smith, die former Pitt Panther, 
has boosted the Knicks offense 
since his return from the injured 
list. With the acquisition of 
harper, the Knicks can rest easy 
with some depth at their unstable 
point guard position. Harper 
gives them leadership and some 
outside shooting. Andiony can't 
shoot diat well from outside, but 
is a good court leader. 

Finally we come to die coach. 
This man has been able to make 
die transition from showtime in 
L.A to rough and ruggedness in 
New York. Riley, who 
practically lived in the Finals, 
has the experience (and die hair) 
to go once again to the promised 
land. He has turned this team 
into championship cahber. 

The Knicks are for real. So 
before you jump on the band 
wagon of Orlando, Charlotte, 
Chicago or Phoenix, check out 
die Knicks. Then you can jump 
on their band wagon with me- 
I've been diere for years. 





v^Rll 



Volume 74, Issue 11 The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



February 24, 1994 



In 
This 
Issue 



News 



Barriers and Bridges 

Women's conference to be 
held March 25-26 pg. 51 



Lifestyles 

Golden dragons visit 

Chinese acrobatic iQm$ 
appears March 11.... pg. IM 



Sports 

Swimmtngand Dviiig 

Women's team wins 1911^1 
straight title. ., ; pg/li 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlooy 

by Doug SheldcM 



Thursday: 

Friday; 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Wednesday: 



Fre^tftg rain, 
high 36. 
Chance of rain, 
high 38. 
Clearing, high 
37. 

Partly cloudy, 
high4L 
Partly cloudy, 
high 49. 
diance of rain, 
high 45. 
Overcast wiUi 
rain* high 37. 



Index 



Cximmentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg- 10 

Lifestyle pg. ji 

Entertainment pg. 16 

Sports pg, 19 

Classifieds. pg. 23 



University professor seeks legal 
counsel over 'non-renewal* 



by Alan Vaughn 
Editor 



A Clarion University professor 
who claims her contract has not 
been renewed, has retained legal 
coun.sel in an attempt "to undo a 
wrong dial, unless it is Uiwarted, 
could be unleashed against any 
member of die faculty, staff, or 
student, if the person does not 
'fit' a predetermined stereotype 
or is a member of a 
microculture." 

Dr. Patricia Elmore, an 
African-American professor in 
the education department, 
released a statement to The 
Clarion Call, saying that her 
contract had not been renewed 
and diat her attorney "would be 
in contact with the appropriate 
parties and or agencies very 
soon." 

Dr. Charles Duke, dean of die 
education department, said diat 
Elmore was under contract until 
die end of die academic year, but 
would not comment beyond diat. 
Over the past week, student 
demonstrations in key locations 
on campus have called univeristy 
attention to die issue. 

"Elmore is the tip of the 
iceberg. Students are up.set about 
a lot of things," said Ralph 
Godbolt, president of the 
university's African American 
Student Union. "The AASU was 
in full support of the protesters 
and Uieir attempt to get diversity 
on campus." 

Just after the second half of 
Saturday's basketball game 
against Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania about 10 to 12 
protesters, mostly African- 
American, moved onto the court 
carrying signs bearing phrases 
such as "No justice, no peace" 
and "First Malcolm. . . Then 
Martin, now Elmore." 

The students were quickly 
removed by Public Safely 
officers. 

With 58 seconds left in the 
game, an estimated 30 students 




Students protesting an unconfirmed non-renewal of a minority 
protested at Saturday's basketball game. The game was ended 

walked onto die court. After die 
protesters did not leave, officials 
conferred with coaches and 
called the game. At the time, 
lUP was leading Clarion, 108- 
91. 

On Monday, a small group of 
protesters gadiered on die steps 
of Moore Hall, the university 
president's residence, again 
waving placards in support of 
Elmore. 

More protests are planned for 
Uiis week, according to Godbolt. 

No disciplinary action is 
planned against the protestors, 
said Vice President for Student 
Affairs Dr. George W. Curtis, Jr. 
"It's unfortunate diat it affected 
the ball game the way it did, 
[but] students have the right to 
protest." 

Director of University 
Relations Ron Wilshire declined 
to comment on whether Elmore's 
contract had been renewed, 
citing university policy of not 
discussing personnel matters. 

Wilshire also said he was 



unaware of any university 
contact widi legal counsel on diis 
issue. 

It still has not been confirmed 
whether Elmore has received 
poor student evaluations, as 
some students have claimed, or 
whether Elmore's contract had 
not been renewed due to what 
some of the protesters have 
termed a "compadbdity" test. 

According to die university's 
agreement widi die Association 
of Pennsylvania State College 
and University Faculties, non- 
tenured instructors with less dian 
two years of service at the 
university can have their 
contracts not renewed without 
any explanation. Elmore is in 
her second year at Clarion and is 
not tenured. 

Professors are evaluated in 
three categories, according to die 
agreement with APSCUF: 
Effective teaching, continuing 
scholarly growdi and service to 
die university or community. 

A press conference by an 



Pat McDevitt/Clarlon Call 
professor's contract 
with 58 seconds left. 

unknown group had been 
scheduled for Tuesday, but was 
called off at die last minute due 
to "scheduling conflicts." 
According to Godbolt, the 
cancelled press conference was 
not affdiated widi die AASU. 

According to a student in 
Elmore's Introduction to 
EducaUon class on the first day 
of class, Elmore announced that 
students had had problems widi 
her class in the past and had 
gone to die dean about her class 
before. According to the 
student, Elmore said that if a 
student talks to the dean, that 
student will have problems in her 
class. 

The student also claimed that 
Elmore had an "agenda," and 
that Elmore talked more about 
equal rights than about the 
subject of die class. 

Dean Dr. Charles Duke 
declined to comment on whedier 
any students had talked to him 
about any of Elmore's classes 



Continued on pg. 7 




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Volume 74. Issue 15 



Opinion 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Page 3 




Red vs- Yellow 



Plea Bargaining 
justice away 

It is a lad Ihal one out ol every 
lour Icmaies will be raped or 
assaulted in their liletime. No 
one likes lo think about it, but it 
is a reality, and il happens even 
in (Marion County. I know 
because I was assaulted in my 
dorm r<K)m last Tail by a guy I 
knew. I was scared and 
embaras.sed to press charges, but 
my Iriends and Public Safely 
convinced ine 1 could not let the 
guy get away with it. Alter a lew 
anguishing days, I decided lo go 
forward with the chiirges. 

I knew I had a long road ahead 
of me. In talking to people, 1 
di.scovered the DA does nol like 
lo prosecute these kind of cases. 
Why, 1 do not know. I met with 
the DA before the preliminary 
hearing, and he told me that he 
would do his best to make sure 
that the live charges of indecent 
trespass, disorderly conducl, and 
hanissmenl would stick. 

Alter being in the courtroom 
for an agoiii/ing two hours 
spilling my story, llie inagislrale 
decided the defendanl would be 
bound over for trial on all five 
charges. ITie DA told my mother 
and I that same day he would 
ouly consider dropping 



disorderly conduct. I thought 
finally my nightmare might be 
coming to an end. I was wrong; 
it had just begun. 

At the second criminal 
conference belween the DA iuul 
the defense attorney, the DA 
agreed lo drop all charges except 
disorderly conduct in exchange 
for Accelerated Rehabilitation 
Disposition which is used for 
first time offenders of nonviolent 
crimes such as 1)111. 

My lawyer at home told me 
that was nol the case in my 
situation because what he did lo 
me was a pcrson;il injury crime 
by milking me do physical ihings 
1 did not want lo do. liven 
liiough what the defendmu did lo 
me was a low sex crime, he does 
nol deserve lo gel off so easily 
with disorderly conducl. This 
will be dropped if he does 
complete Ihe ARD. 

I am outraged at the whole 
judicial syslem here in Clarion 
County, especially the DA. He 
promised me one thing and 
turned around and did something 
completely different, lie did nol 
even consull wilh me before he 
offered the defendent disorderly 
conduct. 

Under section I «()-<). 3 of the 
basic bill of rights for victims, 1 

(Conl. on pii. 4) 




Campbell Hall picking h)l- 



llart Chapel parking lot-full. 

Metered pju-king spaces-full. 

Wilkinson Hall parking lot- 
full. 

Becker Hall parking lol-full. 
That was the case Tuesday 
morning at 9:30 a.m. There 
simply was no place lo park 
anywhere near the heart of 
campus. 

Wait, that's not quite true. 
There were 14 spots available 
near Haskell House. There were 
nine empty spots in Uie lot ne<u 
the Public Safely building. There 
were seven vacant parking 
spaces near Still Hall. There 
were nine more in a lot near 
('iurier. 

Okay, so there were places lo 
p;uk your vehicle. 

Provided your car has a red dot 
on its permit. 

Added to the fun was yet 
iuiolher conference of some son 
being hosted by Clarion 
University. Attendees were 
handed a temporary parking 
pennil at the sign-in table. 

Conferences itfe nol neccssiyily 
a bad occurrence. (Iroups no 
doubt pay a fee for the use of 
university facilities. 

( )l course faculty members are 
not necessarily a bad thing lo 
have iiround eitiier. 

But like il or not, studenLs jire 
what mjikes Uiis world of CUP 
go around and we think, and 



maybe we're just mistaken, 
students should be considered 
first. 

Nol all students arrive after 
8:30 just because they like to 
sleep in. Many have morning 
jobs, children to gel off to sch(X)l 
or a long daily drive. 

Yet off-campus students pay 
for a pennil allowing them to 
piyk their very necessary vehicle 
on campus only lo find it was 
$15 better spent pitched into a 
wishing well. 

Yes, we hear you faculty, there 
is that sprawling parking loi 
down near the Clarion River. 
Strangely ihere .seems to be no 
hurry lo gel a red dot on the sign 
for thai lot. 

Students are not faultless, there 
are cars parked on this cainpus 
that haven't moved since the 
snow first blew into Clarion 
County. Whining freshmen get 
their wienie upper-classmen 
Iriends lo buy parking permits 
for them, by-passing rules 
established to give commuter 
students a break by forcing 
freshmen lo use the ill-conceived 
(^larion River lot. 

The time has come to disband 
the ineffectual parking 
committee, cancel their 
brainstorming sessions, enforce 
regisiralion rules for parking 
pennils ;uid most of all, open all 
of the lots to first come, first 
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unidentified person wht) held a 
high rank in the Nixon 
administration approached 
Washinnlon Post reporter Bob 
Woodward with an offer: he 
would tell all he knew about the 
Watergate affair, in exchange for 
.$.SO,(KK). Post Managing lidilor 
Ben Bradlee responded wilh a 
Hal NO. I'tliical and responsible 
reporters and news organi/ations 
do not pay for their news. They 
llnd it. 

Unfortunately, we live in 
unethical and irresponsible 
limes. 

"Inside i'dilion." a tabloid 
p.seudo-news program, 

reportedly paid Tonya Harding 
.$7.S,000 for an interview last 



week, during which U.S. 
Olympic Committee doctors 
examined her strained right 
ankle. Incidentally. Tonya 
Harding appeared at a news 
conference in Lilleh:unmer this 
week wearing a nice new "In.side 
Trillion" baseball cap. 

CBS went eye-for-eye and paid 
Harding $6()().()(K) (nol a typo) 
for a twenty-minute inierview, 
which Harding walked out of 
before it was over. 

Tonya Harding's father has 
signed a sizable deal wilh a 
network thai .says hi; will only 
talk to their new.spo')ple, no one 
else's. 

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Reader Responses 



Just a minute, 
Mn Junger 

To the Editor: 

This letter is in response to a 
letter to the editor from last 
week's Call. The letter was from 
James Junger in regards to some 
articles published on February 
10, 1994. 

To begin, I would like to say 
that I fully agree with Jim about 
the explicitness of the article 
concerning the Alpha Sigma Tau 
break-in. As a member of that 
affiliation, I would like to thank 
Jim for expressing his opinion. 

However, I could not help but 
notice Jim's rude comment about 
the reputation of the Sigma Chi 
Fraternity. 



Those brothers have every 
right to be upset with the poor 
journalism concerning the fight 
that occurred at their house. 
Sigma Chi does have a 
reputation to uphold and as for 
the Alpha Sigma Tau break-in, 
their reputation as a whole was 
not ruined. 

All I can say to James Junger 
is that he should be more 
concerned with his own 
reputation rather than that of 
other people or organizations. I 
do not think that Student Senate 
is proud that one member (James 
Junger) got arrested for DUI. 

You do not hear people talking 
down the entire Senate because 
of one member's actions. So, 
please Mr. Junger, take that into 
consideration before you want to 
voice your opinions about Greek 



organizations on campus. 
Speaking as a Greek, I think we 
all should be known as 
responsible for our 

INDIVIDUAL ACTIONS... not 
labeled and given a reputation 
for the different letters we wear. 

Sincerely, 
AmyMartz 

Clogpd siiiks Were 
nothing personal 

Dear Editor: 

I am writing this letter as a 
follow-up to a letter that was 
printed two weeks ago regarding 
the sinks in Wilkinson Hall. I 
would like to begin by saying 
that the letter was not written for 



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any one person or any one group 
to take offense to. It was written 
in order to make a point and in 
order to voice our opinions. It 
certainly was not meant as an 
attack toward anyone in 
particular. 

Unfortunately, a group of men 
here on campus took it that way. 
This past week, I had the 
opportunity to meet with the 
plumbers of our campus. It 
seems that they took great 
offense to our letter, and for that, 
we would like to apologize. It 
was not directed toward you in 
particular. We only said what we 
felt needed to be said. 

Sincreley, 

4th Roor Wilkinson Hall 

Think before you 
speak, Mr. Junger 

Dear Editor: 

In response to Mr. lunger's 
editorial, I would like to point 
something out. Mr. Junger states 
that the fight at the Sigma Chi 
house is a matter of public 
record, which entitles the public 
to hear about it. He then 
criticizes the Clarion Call 
reporter covering the sexual 
assault at the Alpha Sigma Tau 
house for being too explicit. A 
police report is also public 
record. Shouldn't the students of 
this university be aware of all 
that is happening in Clarion. To 
have reported this incident in 
vague and general terms would 
have trivialized it, and the pain 
of the victim. 

Secondly, it is my 
understanding that Student 
Senators are elected by the 
student body. Do you really 
think that you will win any votes 
by calling one of your 
constituents "a jackass"? Maybe 
you, Mr. Junger, should think 
before you speak. 

Sincerely, 
Megan Casey 

Who is the 
jackass? 



To the Editor: 

It strikes me funny that 
somebody like Mr. Junger can 
take every letter wriiten in the 
previous week to the Clarion 
Call and wreck them. Who does 



this guy think he really is? More 
importanUy, how did he nianage 
to get himslef elected to Student 
Senate? Is there anything wrong 
with the fact that a fraternity is 
concerned with their reputation? 
No, I believe not. Should there 
be a rsuiction on the freedom of 
press at C.U.P.? No, of course 
not. The only thing I'm 
wondering is this. ..who is the 
real jackass here, the u^ee hugger 
or the Student Senate officer 
facing a D.U.I, charge? 

Sincerely, 
Chad Wilkinson 

Thanks for 
the turn-out 

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ar liditor: 
As Director of Stop Abuse For 
Everyone, Clarion Couty's 
domestic violence agency, I was 
asked to participate as a panelist 
in a community forum 
addressing sexual assault on 
February 10, 1994. The forum 
was jointly sponsored by STAR 
(Students Together Against 
Rape) and the Clarion Sexual 
Assualt Network. 

Having attended and 
participated in events such as 
this in the past, my expectations 
were for an audience of about 
twenty. What a surprise to see 
Hart Chapel at Clarion 
University filled with over one 
hundred people! In addition, 
many of the people who attended 
the forum were men. For too 
long the problems of domestic 
violence and sexual assault have 
been as "women's issues", rather 
than as the societal problems 
they in fact are. 

My thanks and praise to STAR 
and the Sexual Assault Network 
for organizing an informational 
evening of discussion and 
debate. Thanks and praise also to 
all who attended— the 
community support was 
overwhelming. 

As we begin to address the 
problems of violence against 
women as a community, we 
come nearer to the time that 
women can truly "take back the 
night". Forums such as these are 
an invaluable tool in raising 
community awareness and 
committment. 
Again, thanks to STAR and the 

Continued on page 4 



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Theaarion Call: Thursday, February 3, 1994 



Page 5 



Hide Park 

(Cont. from pg. 2) 



had the right to submit prior 
comment on the potential 
reduction or dropping of any 
charge. I was never given this 
opportunity, and for that I am 
livid. 

What is Clarion County 
coming to if it lets all first time 
offenders of crimes get off with 
disorderly conduct? 

If one looks at the Crime 
Statistic Report published by 
Clarion University, you will see 
that disorderly conduct has the 
highest number of offenses 



which in 1992 were 138. Rape 
and sex offenses have less than 
2. Who are they kidding? I feel 
the reason why these numbers 
are low is because of two facts. 

First, from my own experience, 
victims are afraid to report the 
attack for fear of the unknown. 
Second, when a report is filed 
the charges are usually reduced 
so low that they do not meet the 
necessary guidelines to appear in 
the statistic. So people think the 
campus is safe. 

I wish 1 had gotten my own 



Reader Responses 

(Cont. from pg. 3) 



opportuniy to participate m 
the dialogue and to address the 
issue of sexual assault in a 
meaningful way. 

Sincerely, 

Laurie Snyder- Yount 

Executive Director, SAFE 

Equality and 
quality 

Editor: 

Why is it that every time an 
issue involving an African- 
American comes into the 
limelight, the NAACP 
automatically comes to the 
defense of the accused, knowing 
Uttle more of the circumstances 
than the color of their skin. This 
leads me to the issue at hand 
involving Dr. Patricia Elmore. 
Why is it that the AASU seems 



to be "rallying" around Dr. 
Elmore, knowing nothing more 
of the circumstances than the 
color of her skin? I'm sure many 
of the members have not even 
sat in on one of her classes, 
nonetheless had her as a 
professor. 

I personally have had Dr. 
Ehnore as a professsor and am 
fully aware of why her contract 
may not be renewed. In regards 
to the statement made by Sean 
McDonlad of the AASU, I agree 
this is not a black-white issue, 
but neither is it an issue of 
equality; it is rather an issue 
QUALITY. If her quality of 
instruction was sufficient, there 
would be no reason for 
termination. I have an excellent 
mathematics professor of ethnic 
descent who has received tenure 
because of his tremendous 
knowledge and quality of 
instruction. 



The next issue of 

The Clarion Call 

will be March 17 



GAY AND LESBIAN STUDENTS ON THIS 

CAMPUS ARE BEING ATTACKED. 
ALLIES WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE IT 

WILL YOU? 

Come to the ALLIES meeting 
Wednesday, March 1 6 

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lawyer from the beginning 
because none of this would have 
happened. I know from talking 
to a judge in Pittsburgh, if the 
assault would have happened 
there, the charges would not 
have been dropped so low. 

I do realize we are talking 
about Clarion here, where 
college students give a lot to the 
local economy. We even pay for 
the DA's salary, and this is the 
legal services we gel. 

From my own experience, I 
would be skeptical to tell 



someone to report an assault. 

Everyone told me how brave I 
was, and that I was setting a 
precedent in Clarion. Now that is 
not the case. I feel very let down 
by this judicial system, and my 
opinion of the DA is not very 
high right now. 

The only thing I can do now is 
let the judge decide the 
defendent's fate at the ARD 
hearing. 

The defendent deserves to be 
tried on all five charges. I went 
through pure hell these last three 



months because of him. I have 
emotional scars that will never 
go away. 

I can only hope that the next 
victim will be luckier and get 
more justice than I got. 

Name Withheld by Request 



The AASU can continue to 
fight Dr. Elmore's termination 
but aren't you doing more of an 
injusfice to your people by 
fighting for diversity over 
quality? Do you really want her 
to continue teaching solely on 
her color and not her worth? If 
we've learned anything from Dr. 
Martin Luther King, isn't it that 
people should be judged by the 
content of their character and not 
by the color of thier skin?It 
doesn't seems as though the 
AASU is following Dr. King's 
example in this case. 

If this university does sacrifice 
quality for diversity, it will be 
doing a grave injustice to all 
students, black and white. 

Respectfully submitted, 

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News 



Clarion holds eleventh annual informative conference 



Annual wom en's conference to be presented in March 



By Alicia McCray 
News Vhriter 



Clarion University plans to 
hold its Eleventh Annual 
Womens' Conference on Friday, 
March 25 and Saturday, March 
26 in the Gemmell Student 
Complex. This annual 
conference invites women and 



men of any age. 

Julia Bartkowiak, is heading 
up this year's conference. When 
asked what she thought the main 
purpose of the conference was, 
she states that it "does a lot of 
things. Part of the conference 
gets students and members of 
the university together to discuss 

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Ray Hendreson/Clarion Call 
Dr. Julie Bartkowiak is In charge of this year's women's 
conference to be held in March. 



issues and hear the speakers. 
Bartkowiak also added that Mary 
Burger, SSHE Vice Chancellor 
for Academic and Student 
Affairs, will be the keynote 
speaker. 

Bartkowiak said "The keynote 
speaker of "A Question of 
Color" appropriates the issue of 
color and how it affects people's 
lives." 

She also states that "This is 
the university's 11th year for the 
conference and the program has 
been very successful in the past." 

Positive feedback has been 
received from both students and 
committees surrounding the 
program. 

The program scheduled for 
Friday is "primarily aimed at 
students, this is our target 
group," Bartkowiak explained. 

Bartkowiak said that her own 
ideas were about solutions to the 
problems that the conference 
focuses on. 

"We hope to get people to talk 
about them more. Once they talk 
about it, we can arrive at a 
solution. 

We have to get people to be 
more tolerant and to learn to 
accept differences." 

Friday's workshops, exhibits, 
and Sandford Gallery reception 
are free to the public. Friday 



Women's conference will present 

diverse sessions 

Woricshop Session I on Friday presents: 

"Enabling Attitudes: Disability Awareness, The First Step," this shows how people communicate 
discrimination via words gestures; 

"Formation of Childhood Identity," a child development specialist talks about the role which parents 
play in shaping their children's identities: "Heterosexism/Homophobia," playing roles to explore 
similarities and differences (two sessions) 

i '^STAR-Students Together Against Rape," the politics of rape awareness is discussed by students; 
"To Health With Music," learn how to use music to enhance living (two sessions) 
Session II's Workshop presents: 

"Change By Voice," a workshop presented by student on empowering others to initiate change witiiin 
oneself and Clarion University; 

"Factors tiiat Motivate White Perceptions of African-Americans," playing roles to identify factors and 

leara strategies of empowerment; 

"Heterosexism/Homophobia" 

"Substance Abuse and Significant OUiers," the ways drug abuse can be dealt wiUi by those closest to tije 
abuser, 

*To Health With Music"; 

Friday's Woricshop Session III presents die program: "Ageism," playing roles to deal witii 

discrimination of age; 

"Art Exibit Lecture," a slide presentation by Indira Freitas Johnson on her 

mixed media exibit from Sandford Gallery; "CoiUege Women and their Continued on Page 6 



evening's performance by comic- 
actress-writer Reno is free with a 
valid student ID and you must be 
pre-registered for Saturday's 
conference. 

The session held on Saturday 
includes two workshop sessions, 
filmmaker Kathe Sandler's "A 
Question of Color" 

A luncheon and speech by 
Burger will follow. 

President Diane Reinhard hosts 
Burger's keynote address, 
discussion groups and reception. 

Friday, tiiree workshops will 
be given from 1 until 4:30 p.m. 
and on Saturday, tiie workshops 
will be scheduled from 8:45 until 
10:30 a.m. in the Gemmell 
Student Complex. 

Anyone interested in 
registering for the conference 
should contact Continuing 
Education at Carrier Hall. 

The workshops on Friday are 
free and open to the public. Pre- 



registration fees for March 16 
are $20 per person; $30 at the 
door. Student and senior citizens 
registration fees are $10 and 
include all activities, materials, 
Saturday lunch, reception, and 
refreshments. 

For Children between ages 3-8, 
pre-registration for child-care 
will be available on Friday from 
12:45 until 4:45 p.m. in the 
Returning Adult and Commuter 
Lounge. 

Child-care for pre-registered 
children ages 3-8 will be 
provided in Ralston Hall's 
Children /Learning Center from 
8:30 a.m. until 5:15 p.m. No fee 
is required for either day, parents 
must provide snacks and lunch 
for children. 

A shuttle service will be 
provided to and from the 
luncheon and president's 
reception, both of which are 
uphill from Genmiell. 




Rodney Sherman/Clarion Call 
Pennsylvania Attorney General Ernie Preate made a 
local appearance at the Limestone Township Fire Hall 
Tuesday night. Preate is running for Governor in 1994. 



Page 6 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following Is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted by 
Public Safety for the week of February 14 through February 20 

On February 16, a smoke detector head was activated on the first floor of Nair 
Hall at approximately 12:30 a.m. The alarm was activated when a known 
person ignited a computer disk. 

Two text books were reported stolen on February 1 1 between the hours of 
1 1:00 and 12:30 in the Carlson Library. The student went to the bathroom and 
assumes that is when the books were stolen. The books missing are: General 
Psychology, light tan in color, value $50.00; Way to Wisdom, paper back, 
value SIO.OO. 

On February 18, unknown persons ignited a match or some other material to 
activate a smoke alarm head on the third floor of Nair Hall. 

Several vehicle headlights were damaged with what appeared to be BB holes. 
This happened in parking lot J on February 18. 



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Women's conference 




Mothers," mother and daughter 
relationship concerns discussed 
by a panel. 

"Feminism, Anti-Rascism, and 
Self-Defense: Towards 

Eliminating Violence," two 
social movements connected 
including the practice of Self- 
Defense; 

"Womens' Studies Minor," 
classes offered for the minor and 
student discussion of womens' 
studies parameters; 
"Yoga," participate in a session 
of hatha yoga postures, 
relaxation, and meditation (wear 
comfortable clothing); 
"Art and Identity," exploration of 
how identity forms art; 
"Building Alliances Between 
Men and Women," how men and 
women support one another by 
challenging traditional gender 
roles; 

"Women and the Law," how 
women are treated and viewed 
by judges, courts and law; 
Workshop Session II starting at 
9:45 concluding at 10:30 will 



(cont. from pg. 5) 

include: 
"Ageism"; 

"Change by Choice"; 
"Women in the Global 



residence in Moore Hall. 

The conference is sponsored 
by the Presidential Commission 
of Clarion University on the 



"The conference brings all 
members of the university together 
to discuss issues and hear the 
speakers. " 

- Dr Julie Bartowiak 



Community," status of 

international women discussed 

by a panel; 

"Sexual Identity and Sexual 

Behavior," connections between 

sexual behavior and sexual 

identity explored by a panel; 

"Sturdy Bridges, Quiet Barriers: 

A Woman's Journey Through the 

Ceiling;" 

"A Question of Color" 

The conference ends at 5 p.m. 
followed by a reception at 
President Diane Reinhard's 



Status of Women, a program 
supported by a State System of 
Higher Education Grant and 
grants from Clarion University 
Foundation. 

The ongoing womens' 
programs at the university 
welcome donations. 

Make checks payable to 
Clarion University Foundation. 
Please indicate Womens' 
Programs or a specific womens' 
programs. 

■by Alicia McCray, News Writer 




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Clarion University of Pennsylvania has announced that applications are now available for the 1994-95 Dr. 
and Mrs. Arthur William Phillips Scholarship. Applications are now available at the Financial Aid office in 
Egbert Hall and the Admissions Office in Carlson Classroom Building. 

Applicants must have attended high school in or have been a resident of the following counties for the past 
five years: Butler, Forest, Mercer, Clarion, and Venango, and must be a full-time undergraduate student at 
Clarion University. 

The Dr. and Mrs. Arthur William Phillips Scholarship Fund was made possible by a donation from the Dr. 
and Mrs . Arthur William Phillips Charitable Trust of Oil City 

The scholarship fund is operated through the Clanon University Foundation. The Clarion University 
Foundation, organized in 1969, is a non-for-profit corporation and registered as a charitable organizauon 
with the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. 

It is described as a tax-exempt charity by section 50(c) (3) of the Internal Revenue Code. The Foundation 
was formed to "promote educational purposes in connection with or at the request of Clarion University" 
Contributions to Clarion University can be made through: planned gifts of wills, bequests, uiists, etc.; gifts 
made in memory or honor of a special individual; endowed scholarship; and gifts of property, securities, or 
gifts of kindness. 

Career services is accepting resumes 

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'JNon-renewal' 

(Cont. from pg. 1) 




Studenfs actively demonstrate, their opposition to the ^,,>cor,nrnJZl";i1::!^^'TDl 
Patricia Elmore s contract on Monday morning in front of Mooro Hall. 

News Feature 

University sabbaticals come under fire 



by Janet Singleton 
College Press Service 



The case of a Colorado 
university administrator who 
wanted to take an eight month 
sabbatical to study Shakespeare 
has sparked a movement to 
regulate paid leaves of absence 
that professors and university 
officials are granted to conduct 
research projects. 

Merrill Lessley had intended to 
take an eight-month leave while 
still drawing $7,600 a month in 
pay as vice chancellor of 
academic affairs at the 
University of Colorado at 
Colorado Springs. 

However, the arrangement 
received heavy criticism after 
newspaper reports brought it to 
light. 

"What on earth does the 
University of Colorado think it is 
doing by granting paid vacations 
of six to eight months. ..for 
administrators?" questioned an 
editorial in Denver's Rocky 
Mountain News. 

At a time of budget cuts in 
higher education, state 
universities can't afford to be so 
generous with univei-sity 



officials or professors, the 
newspaper editorial said. 

A group of Colorado 
politicians agreed, and state Rep. 
Tony Grampsas, R-Golden, 
introduced a bill to impose 
guidelines on the granting of 
paid sabbaticals. 

"Some universities are giving 
sabbaticals under confidential 
conditions. 

Why should it be confidential, 
when the public is paying for 
it?" Grampsas asked. 

Before legislators could take 
action on the bill, however, the 
University of Colorado Board of 
Regents moved late last year to 
freeze paid administrative 
leaves. 

In January, the board abolished 
administrative sabbaticals 
altogether and is looking at ways 
restrict paid leaves to faculty at 
its four campuses. 

Grampsas said sabbaticals 
have gotten away from their 
original use. 

"Sabbaticals were designed for 
the purpose of expanding the 
experience of faculty," Grampsas 
says. 

Students, colleges and the state 
should benefit from the research 



an instructor does on a 
sabbatical. 

Because they have little direct 
contact with students, Grampsas 
says administrators can't pass on 
what they've learned during a 
leave. 

"In the case of this Colorado 
Springs guy, he was going to 
study Shakespeare and Aristotle. 

How can that be an advantage 
to the state or the students on 
that campus?" Grampsas asked. 

Lesley said the situation was 
more complicated than the 
newspaper reports indicated. 



Elmore's written statement to 
The Call said, "Like any 
employee who believes in the 
'system,' 1 made attempts at the 
appropriate administrative levels 
to remedy the situation 'in- 
house.' 

"To date, my attempts have been 
futile," the statement said. "The 
status of my contract remains 
nonrenewed, and my contract 
remains, and my reputation 
remains tarnished. However, my 
will, fortitude, and belief in the 
'system' remains intact." 

The statement also thanked the 
members of the AASU, other 
students, faculty and staff for 
their support and efforts to 
"make an unjust treatment 
known." 

Nowhere in the statement, 
however, did Elmore specifically 
list the actual "unjust treatment." 
The protesters, both at the 
basketball game and at Moore 
Hall called the issue a 
contradiction of the university's 
diversity goals. 

"I don't think it is an issue to 
the president," said Kari King at 
last week's AASU emergency 
meeting." The president is giving 
students a message that she 
doesn't care." 

The message of the protesters 
seems mixed, though, with some 
supporting the president's 
attempts at diversity, while 
others feel that she isn't doing 
enough. 

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brought to mind and placed in 
the forefront a number areas that 
deans, department chairs and 
directors seem to be ignoring," 
said AASU member Sean 
McDonald at the emergency 
meeting last Wednesday. "It is 
our belief that the president 
supports the issue, concept and 
idea of diversity. We can only 
believe that she must be 
receiving resistance from the 
respective areas that are charged 
with the hiring, retention, 
development of curriculum, 
financing and allocation of funds 
that will support her goal." 

Dr. Kathleen Smith, chair of 
the education department 
declined comment as did Interim 
Vice President of Human 
Resources Tmi Fogarty. 

President Diane Reinhard said 
that so far she has received one 
letter concerning this issue and 
also declined to comment 
further. 

According to Dr. Davie Tate 
Jr., in the office of Social Equity, 
Elmore had not filed a grievance 
through that office. 

Elmore's statement also said 
that she would refrain from 
making further comments until 
the issue is resolved. 

"This is not a black - white 
issue," said McDonald. "But an 
issue of equality - fairness for all 
students." 



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AH Information is talten from court records at District Justice Tony 
Lapinto's office. 

Criminal cases filed: 

John Joseph Shedd, 23, Bethel Park. 

Charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, a second degree 
misdemeanor; and speeding, a summary, at 2:16 a.m. Feb. 4 along South 
Eighth Avenue in Clarion Borough. 

Police officer on stationary patrol observed a vehicle allegedly operated 
by the defendant turn left from Main Street to Eighth Avenue. The vehicle 
allegedly accelerated to a point beyond the normal flow of traffic. Police 
followed the vehicle and accelerated to 60 miles per hour to maintain 
visual contact. 

Police executed a traffic stop and observed a strong odor of alcohol 
about the defendant and bloodshot eyes. Defendant allegedly stumbled 
getting out of his vehicle. Police contend defendant was unable to property 
perform field sobriety tests. 

A blood test established defendant's blood alcohol level as .208 percent. 
In Pennsylvania, the standard for intoxication is .10 percent. 

Tma Marie Briggs, 21, Falls Creek. 

Charged with DUI and a summary Ughting violation at 2:14 a.m. Jan 29 
along Sixth Avenue in Clarion Borough. 

Police on stationary patrol observed a vehicle allegedly operated by the 
defendant turn from Sixth Avenue on to Main Street and travel west 
without using headhghts at a time when headlights are required by law. 
Police executed a traffic stop and observed a strong odor of alcohol about 
the defendant. Defendant allegedly told police she had consumed five 
beers prior to attempting to operate her vehicle. 

Defendant was not able to property perform field sobriety tests. A blood 
test established her blood alcohol level as .207 percent. 

The following defendants are charged with summary offenses 
punishable by up to a $300 fine and 90 days in jail upon conviction. 

Brian Richard Frank, 20, Gibsonia. 

Underage consumption of alcohol at 10:45 p.m. Feb. 5 along South 
Sixth Avenue. Defendant allegedly told police he bad consumed two cans 
of beer, and possessed three other cans of beer 

Marie Gregory Popovich, 19, Pittsburgh. 

Underage consumption of alcohol at 10:45 p.m. Feb. 5 along South 
Sixth Avenue. Defendant allegedly told police he had consumed three or 
four beers and possessed two unopened cans and threw an open can onto 
the street. 

Kirk A. Fair, 19, RD7 Kittanning. 

Retail theft at 3:00 a.m. Jan. 30 at 7-Eleven market. Clarion Borough. 
Defendant allegedly removed items valued at $3 without paying for them. 

The following cases were resolved: 

David R. McCarter, 18, Clarion. 

Found guilty of disorderly conduct and underage consumption of alcohol 
Dec. 10-11 at various locations in Clarion Borough. Fined $125 plus $74 
costs. 

Stephen A. Williams, 19, Greenville. 

Pled guilty to underage consumption of alcohol Nov. 21 in Clarion. 
Fined $100 plus $74 costs. 

Michael Tomasetti, Bethel Park, a student at the time of alleged offense. 
Pled guilty to issuing a bad check Nov. 1 1 to Four Star Pizza. Fine, costs 
and restitution total $107. 



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Continuing series of open forums 

Vice President post candidate is interviewed 



By Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Carole Ann Peskin, candidate 
for the position of Vice President 
for Finance and Administration, 
spoke about changes necessary 
for better budgeting and 
management for the university 
during an open forum held 
Monday, February 21. 

Peskin's professional 
experience began in 1974, where 
she was Assistant to Controller 
at Princeton University until 
1976. 

Peskin then advanced to 
Westminster Choir College 
(which is now a division of 
Rider College) and became the 
Controller and Business 
Manager, staying until 1982. 

Next Peskin traveled to 
Lawrenceville, where she was 
named the Assistant Treasurer, 
serving until 1987 when she 
went to Trenton State College as 
the Director of Business 
Services, staying until 1989. 

Since then, she has served as 
the Director of Financial 
Operations at Nova South 
Eastern University in Ft. 
Lauderale, Fla. 

Peskin received her B.S. in 
Business Administration at the 
Ohio State University, then went 
to Rider College, where she 
received her M.S. A. with 
distinction. 

Her additional graduate work 
was completed at Rutgers 
University, where she was 
honored with the Annual Award 
of Academic Merit by the 
National Association of Business 
Education and she received her 
Certified Public Accountant 
Candidacy at the State of 
Alabama University. 




Katie Zaikoski/Clarion Call 
Carole Ann Peskin is a 
candidate for Vice 
President of Finance and 
Administration. 

Peskin described Clarion as a 
"lovely campus," adding, "I have 
been very impressed by 
everyone I've met." 

Her management philosophy 
was stated as realizing the 
potential of the university and 
maximizing it."I am only one 
person, I only work 8-10 hours a 
day like everyone else. I'm l)eing 
interviewed to assist others, I 
hope to create a cyntergenic 
effect. 

"I'm encouraged to do the best 
I can, hopefully with new, 
inovative ideas that will generate 
financial aid," she said. 

Since passage of the Student 
Loan Reform Act of 1993, the 
way students receive student 
loans might be changed. 

"Under a direct lending 
program, the process of handling 
Stafford Student Loans will 
alter," says John Francis, 
University Comptroller. 



"The bank will no longer be 
involved, but the money will 
come from the federal 
government," he said. 

According to Financial Aid 
Director Ken Grugel, "the school 
becomes the bank." 

In response to the question of 
direct lending, Peskin said "It's 
very unwise to be a guinea pig in 
government programs, they give 
you rules, you start the program 
and then they give you other 
rules." 

Grugel also noted that direct 
lending has not been made a 
mandatory program and added 
Clarion University has not yet 
adopted this program. 

Along with being named 
Outstanding Employee of the 
Year for 1989 at Trenton State 
College, her list of honors and 
memberships include: 
Cost Reduction Incentive Award, 
Chapter President for the 
Institute of Management 
Accountants where she received 
Member of the Year; Speaker, 
Columnist, Committee Person, 
Member; Southern, Eastern, and 
National Associations of 
Colleges and University 
Business Officers. 

Peskin added that she will 
benefit students by "ensuring 
that you have the cleanest 
dormitory rooms, best food, 
most secure campus and faster 
financial aid delivery. 

"No one here controls what 
fees students pay, we can only 
determine productivity of 
employees and make sure the 
services are delivered." 

The campus will be conducting 
additional open forums 
throughout the remainder of 
February. 



News Feature 

Students careless about AIDS prevention 



Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Even when college students 
know how AIDS is transmitted, 
many of them fail to practice 
safe sex regularly, according to a 
survey released by Southern 
Connecticut State University. 

The survey found that although 
92 percent of the respondents 
said they knew enough about 
AIDS to protect themselves, 33 
percent of those who had 
intercourse never used a 
condom. In addition, 41 percent 
said they used condoms only 



some of the time, and 26 percent 
said they used them most of the 
time or always. 

Angela Vicenzi, a nursing 
professor at the Southern 
Connecricut University, said 
many of the students tried to 
protect themselves by avoiding 
sex with people who were in 
high-risk groups. 

Those high-risk groups 
include homosexuals and 
intravenous drug users. 

But there is no way of knowing 
if a seemingly healthy partner is 
infected with the HIV virus, she 
warned. 



The survey was followed by a 
two-hour safe sex workshop 
where 22 percent of the 
participants said they were not 
confident about how to properly 
use a condom. 

The students saw a video on 
how to use a condom effectively 
and discussed strategies for 
asking a partner to use a 
condom. 

Although the students repcMted 
a better understanding of AIDS 
and a increased willingness to 
discuss the virus, a follow up 
survey did not show any changes 
in sexual practices, Vicenzi said. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Page 9 



Outside Clarion 

Political oppostion parties meet to discuss Mexico democracy 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



World 

Rebel talks upbeat 

Officials of seven opposition 
political parties met yesterday 
with masked rebel leaders and 
expressed support for their goals 
of democratizing Mexico. The 
meeting, in a 16th century 
cathedral, came just before the 
18 members of The Zapatista 
National Liberation Army were 
to start a second day of closed- 
door talks with the government 
aimed at ending the uprising that 
began Jan. 1. 

Anti-West Iranian aide 

Mostafa Mirsalim, a French- 
trained engineer who has vowed 
to expunge Western influence, 
was installed as Iran's minister 
of culture and Islamic guidance 
yesterday. In a report monitored 
in Cyprus, Iran's official Islamic 
Republic News Agency said 
parliament endorsed Mirsalim on 
a 178-27 vote. His appointment 
was part of a reshuffling of some 
of Iran's top positions to bolster 
a drive against what the 
government calls a Western 
"cultural onslaught." 

Crackdown spurs riot 

Soldiers desu-oyed a popular 
opposition radio station and 
pau-olled the capital in armored 
cars yesterday, setting off rioting, 
looting and the killing of a man 
accused of backing Gabon's 
dictator. 

The violence began Monday 
when militants uied to enforce a 
general strike called by the 



Confederation of Free Trade 
Unions and opposition leaders to 
protest against the nation's 
autocratic ruler. 

Female priest allowed 

The Church of England 
amended ecclesiastical law 
yesterday allowing the 
ordination of women as priests. 

At least 1,200 women are 
expected to become priests in a 
few months. 

National 

U.N. promotes new Haiti plan 

Dante Caputo, the U.N. special 
envoy on Haiti, said yesterday 
there had been "significant 
developments" toward returning 
the island to democracy. 

He said a group of Haitian 
parliamentarians, from all 
parties, has said it it ready to 
pass laws to create a new police 
force. 

It would also grant amnesty to 
the coup leaders who overthrew 
popularly elected President Jean 
Bertrand Aristide in September 
1991. 

Caputo said Aristide has 
endorsed a new "mini-plan" diat 
would "break the impasse and 
create the necessary conditions 
for the full return of 
constitutional order in the 
country." 

The mini-plan would establish 
a new prime minister, lift the 
U.N. economic sanctions and 
force the "early retirement" of 
Gen. Raoul Cedras, the military 
strongman who has led the 
country since the coup. 

The plan would lead to the 
formation of a new government 
of "concord" with a new police 
force. 



State 

Panel OKs bill to 'tax' some 
non-profits 

A panel of senate members 
unanimously ratified legislation 
that will enable counties and 
municipalities to collect 



payments instead of taxes from 
some charitable organizations - 
especially large nursing homes 
and hospitals. 

However, the measure, which 
cleared the Senate Finance 
Committee last week, was 
vetoed by local government 
groups that possibly have been 



expected to support it. 

Souglass Hill, executive 
director of the County 
Commissioners Association of 
Pennsylvania said, "They have 
totally emasculated the section 
dealing with payment in lieu of 
taxes so as to make the bill 
meaningless." 




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Courtesy of 
College Press Service 



Reward offered for 
Rembrandt 

St. Bonaventure University is 
offering a $2,000 reward for 
informarion leading to the 
recovery of a valuable 
Rembrandt painting that 
disappeared last fall from the 
library. 

State police and the FBI have 
made little progress since the 
painting was taken and hope the 
reward will stimulate new 
information about the case, 
reported The Bona Venture, the 
campus newspaper. 

"Any type of effort that might 
warrant additional leads is 
appreciated," said John Ensell, a 
senior investigator with the New 
York State Police. 

"There's nothing of late to 
draw immediate attention. 

"We're looking at all leads, but 
they're trickhng out," he said. 

The oil painting by Rembrandt 
was discovered missing 
September 2, 1993 from 
Friedsam Memorial Library's 
main reading room, where it had 
been displayed for more than 



half a century. 

The university collected a 
$40,000 insurance settlement in 
November, which was the 
painting's 1989 appraised value. 

The 17th century painring, 
titled "St. Bartholomew", 
measures 29-by-21 inches and 
was encased in a heavy gilt 
frame. 

Don't dismiss nonprofit 
companies 

Don't write off working for a 
company after graduation just 
because it's nonprofit, a career 
counselor advises. 

College seniors often make the 
mistake of dismissing the 
nonprofit sector when they plan 
careers because of 

misconceptions about job pay 
and sarisfaction levels, said 
Hoyte Wilhelm, director of 
career development and 
placement at the College of 
Wooster. 

"Students are often misled by 
the term "nonprofit,"' Wilhelm 
said. 

"I make certain our seniors are 
told that they can not only make 
a significant contribution to 
society through employment in 



the nonprofit sector, but 
depending on the type of 
organization, the also can expect 
to make as much or more money 
compared to to other entry-level 
jobs in the for-profit sector. 

Nonprofit companies also have 
some advantages that graduating 
seniors ought to consider. 

For instance, Wilhehn notes 
that the paid labor force in the 
nonprofit sector is expected to 
grow faster than total 
employment during the next 
decade. 

Employment in nonprofit 
organizations is more recession- 
proof than work in for-profit 
organizations. 

According to Wilhelm, one in 
six Americans is employed by 
the 900,000 nonprofit 
organizations in the United 
States. 

32 percent of those workers are 
professionals. This was 
compared to 12 percent in the 
general labor force. 

Nonprofit groups often give 
workers more opportunties for 
diverse tasks, assignments, 
flexible hours and 

responsibilities, as well as 
greater visibility, particularly in 
the smaller organizations. 




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The Clarion Call: Thur sday, February 24, 1994 

Lifestyle 



Page 11 



Chinese acrobats to appear and amaze 



by Crystal Janis 
Lifestyles Writer 



The Chinese Golden Dragon 
Acrobats will dance and balance 
their way into Clarion 
University's Marwick-Boyd 
Auditorium on Friday, March 1 1 
at 8 p.m. 

Approximately 14-18 acrobats, 
dancers and magicians will 
demonstrate grace and beauty 
through acts of building pyra- 
mids and walls of people, bal- 
ancing with saw horses and 
chairs, and stylized dancing. 
The director and leader of the 
Chinese Acrobats, Ching-Chang, 
will also perform a balancing act 
with champagne glasses. 

First appearing with Liberace 
at the Las Vegas Hilton, the 
Chinese Acrobats have also 
shared stardom with Joan Rivers, 
Merv Griffen and Dinah Shore. 
They have also performed their 
feats on segments of "That's 
Incredible," "PM Magazine," 
and "ABC's Wide World of 
Sports." 

The meaning of "acrobat" 
entails more in Chinese than it 
does in the English language. 
Grace and precision, all per- 
formed with a great deal of 
sophistication, have been 
expressed by the Chinese culture 
since 200 B.C. The complete 
acrobat is not thought of as only 
an acrobat but is more defined as 
actor/athlete/artist. 

Dedication should also be a 
part of this definition. Training 




A u £»•- ^.-- University Relations photo 

A member of the Chinese Golden Dragon Acrobats bravely dives through the ring of death. 

to become a skilled acrobat can perfomi their skills with per- disappointment. Recruitment for 

begins very early, at the age of fection. the Chinese Golden Dragon 

four or five. Usually between Realistically enough, along Acrobats is conducted for new 

fourteen or fifteen, the acrobats with all that dedication can come tours almost every two years 



With the competition high, in the 
female category, only 40 of the 
2,000 candidates are selected to 
become a part of the cast. 

Traveling extensively through 
South America, Central 
America, South East Asia, Israel, 
Germany, England, Canada, the 
Caribbean and the United States, 
the Chinese Acrobats have estab- 
lished a highly credible name for 
themselves. 

They have been rated 
"Outstanding Performing Arts 
Attraction of the Year" by the 
National Association of Campus 
Activities five out of the last six 
years nominated. The NACA 
embodies 1,200 colleges and 
universities nationwide. 

Also, the Republic of Taipei 
government has awarded the 
Chinese Acrobats the single 
highest honor for performers. In 
doing so, the government spon- 
sored their 1989 tour of Bao Dao 
(Beautiful Island). This tour 
entailed a 20-week tour through 
the United States and Canada. 

Come and have the Chinese 
Acrobats captivate you with their 
skilled talents. Tickets are $5 for 
adults and $3 for children. 
Admittance for students with a 
valid ID is free. 

The performance is sponsored 
by the University Activities 
Board. For additional informa- 
tion call (814) 226-2312, and for 
tickets call (814) 226-2459 or 
(814) 226-1865 for group ticket 
information. 



Black His tory Month teaches more than just history 



by Anji Brown 
Lifestyles Writer 



"Our lack of understanding is 
what holds us back," states the 
Director of Minority Student 
Services, Rogers Laugand. 

The month is February, Black 
History Month, the only month 
out of the year that famous 
African Americans are celebrat- 
ed. This is the only month we 
hear of the black culture, where- 
as Laugand says that the minori- 
ties are forced to learn and live 
the majorities' culture for 365 
days a year. 

The Minority Student Services 
is on campus, not just to help the 
minority students but to reach 



out to students of all cultures 
It's ultimate goal is to create 
multiculturalism; a society free 
of ignorance. This would also 
help bring African-American 
culture to the classroom instead 
of just Caucasian culture. 

Racism may not be as blatant 
at Clarion as it is on other cam- 
puses, but the fact is, it still 
exists. Dispelling these viscious 
stereotypes, we would learn that 
accepting and understanding one 
another is the key to a harmo- 
nious existence. 

The Minority Student Services 
is trying to bring the minorities 
some of their culture to Clarion, 
while also giving it to the major- 
ity in hopes they will stand up 



and take notice. The Minority 
Student Services is sponsoring 
many activities this fall semester 
to heighten the growing need for 
awareness of the African- 
American culture. 

A few of these activities are: 
twice a month an African- 
American pastor will be coming 
to Clarion University to perform 
spiritual services along with 
Clarion's gospel "Lift Every 
Voice" choir, all of which is 
open to the community; once a 
month there will be community 
service programs in Pittsburgh, 
which has a rehgious affiliation; 
and the creation of a Big Brother 
program called "Eyes on the 
prize mentoring program" has 



the upperclassmen help out with 
beginning minority students' 
education. 

Among these activities is a 
play entitled "Black Man/Black 
Woman." The play portrays 
black female/male relationships 
in America. 

The audience witnessed the 
destruction of the Black family 
and the reasoning of why the 
black man and the black woman 
do not get along. The drama 
focused on love, trust, masculini- 
ty, femininity, domestic strug- 
gles and what causes the break- 
up in relationships. 

The Adelphia Repertory 
African-American Touring 
Company has performed this 



production. "Black Man/Black 
Woman" was held on Tuesday at 
the Hart Chapel. 

Laugand and the Minority 
Student Services urges you to 
take part in learning about odier 
cultures by participating in these 
activities, keeping in mind that 
once we understand the problem 
that exists, we can strive to unite 
together to solve it. Maybe 
someday we can make Dr. 
Martin Luther King's dream 
come true. 

For more information on multi- 
culturalism contact Rogers 
Laugand at the Minority Student 
Services office in B25 Becht 
Hall or call (814) 226-2043. 



Page 12 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Senior Spotlight 



Like royalty, King sets example for everyone 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

I had to fight time itself to get 
into her schedule. Dressed to 
kill (as usual) Kari King waltzed 
in on time and ready for her 
interview. When I decided to 
meet with Ms. King I thought 
that it was going to be an easy 
interview. I was wrong. 

I have known Kari since the 
first day of my freshman year. 
Many things have changed since 
then, but one thing that has not is 
Kari's acute sense of humor. For 
every question that I asked, she 
had an intelligent answer and a 
hilarious joke to go along with it. 
I had a difficult time attempting 
to keep a straight face. No one 
thought that I was conducting an 
interview. Everyone that walked 
by simply believed that it was 
just two old friends talking about 
one thing or another- just catch- 
ing up on each others lives. 
Maybe they were right. In any 
case, this is what was said. 

As many of you know, Kari 
has been a member of Student 
Senate for quite some time. As 
the chairperson of the Social 
Equities Committee and a mem- 
ber of the Student Center 
Concerns Committee, she has 
endeavored to make some 
important changes on this cam- 
pus and in the lives of the stu- 
dents who attend classes here. 



When she was asked how she 
has been able to change campus 
through her positions on Student 
Senate, Ms. King had much to 
say. "1 made it quite clear what I 
believe in. I have tried to 
inaease the knowledge and pres- 
ence of cultural diversity on the 
campus. I realize that it is not 
going to be an overnight 
occurence. It has to be gradual 
change. I do believe that things 
have changed, but I hope to see 
more change within my time 
remaining at Clarion." 

I also asked Kari how she 
thinks being part of Student 
Senate has changed her. "It has 
enhanced my knowledge about 
the university beyond just sitting 
in class. " 

King is also involved in other 
activities that showcase her lead- 
ership skills. She was asked to 
be a presenter at the National 
Black College Convention at 
Cheney University. On March 
24-27 Kari will present "60 
Leadership Tactics in 60 
Minutes." In her words, "I 'm 
really gonna have to work that 
one. " 

She also plans to orchestrate a 
drama production in which a 
highly diverse group of students 
deals with problems of racism as 
well as religion and gender 
issues. The group called "On 
the Real Tip" performs a skit and 
then asks for audience participa- 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Kari King is the epitomy of confidence and much more, 
tion in open forum style to that Kari is the only member of 



"break down stereotypes and 
build bonds." Kari feels that 
when it comes to sensitivity, 
there is much Clarion University 
doesn't see. 

"In some areas Clarion is lack- 
ing the academic and social pro- 
grams that are needed to teach 
and celebrate diversity on cam- 
pus," said King. 

Another interesting fact that 
many people may not know is 



the Theta Beta chapter of the 
Delta Sigma Theta Sorority. She 
has been the "lone ranger" for 
over a semester, but she doesn't 
look at this as being a negative o 
in her life. 

"Being the only member [on 
campus] is difficult, but DST has 
changed my life. Becoming a 
member was the highlight of my 



time at Clarion." 

I then asked what she wanted 
to be remembered by. She 
thought for a moment, and then 
stated "Strive for excellence in 
whatever you do. Never think 
that anyone is better than you. If 
you don't think you're the best no 
one else will either." Many 
would misconsuue the ccraiment 
as being one of conceit. Ms. 
King stated otherwise, "I am not 
conceited and I am not cocky. I 
am simply confident in who I 
am and what I do." 

Ms. King, a senior education 
major who will graduate in 
December of 1994, feels that 
Clarion has given her a lot. 
"Through friendships and good 
times, I have learned a lot, I have 
grown a lot. No matter how hard 
it seemed. Clarion really was for 
me. Although coming from 
Philly [to Clarion] was a great 
shock." 

The one thing Kari will always 
remember "is the eternal friend- 
ships. Being in college, I got the 
chance to meet people from all 
over. And I met GENUINE peo- 
ple. These are people that I will 
love for a lifetime." 

Kari wants to dedicate this arti- 
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who is undergoing surgery this 
morning. 



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y/omen 's History Month: 

Women written 
back into history 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Just as February honors Black 
History, March is set aside for 
the celebration of Women's 
History. 

By honoring Women's History 
Month, schools, worksites and 
communities recognize and cele- 
brate the lives of many women 
of all ages, races, cultures, ethnic 
traditions and ways of life. 

Women who have participated 
in history by living out their 
lives, whether in grandly elo- 
quent or steadfastly ordinary 
ways, are honored fw their con- 
tributions to shared history. 



The theme for this year's cele- 
bration is "In Every Generation, 
Action Frees Our Dreams." 
Today, many of us are inspired 
by stories of our grandmothers, 
and the ways in which their 
courage and determination 
shaped their own lives and the 
world we live in. 

By celebrating Women's 
History Month, the opportunity 
is given to learn about the role of 
women in our nation's past This 
would give young women self- 
insurance and self-esteem to take 
responsibility for planning their 
own futures. It can also give 
them an optimistic feeling of 
control over their own lives. 



More Than Worthy 



An experience jn my life that means a k>t to me? 
Hmm, I'd have to think to myself. . . 
There have been so many. 

I gEiiCAi It would be the dance X got; 
todttExte you with my proficiency, depth, and smarts. 

Yes that would be one, an experience to remember. 
An opportunity to prove myself -• 
To spite my race, religion, or gender. 

rU work, rn study, and always try; 
To be one of the best African-American Women 
before your eyes. 

It wasn't easy getting here 
But now I'm here to stay 
My people struggled too damn long 
For anyone to say 
You are not good enough 
You are not worthy 

The Best Life has to offer -by Aleia Hall 

Bre«tlie9 In and <>»t qf me. C^ntribuUng poet 



Congressional Resolution 
Designating the Month of March as 

"Women's History Month'' 

Whereas American women of every race, class, and ethnic background have made historic contributions to 
the growth and strength of our Nation in countless recorded and unrecorded ways; 

Whereas American women have played and continue to play a critical economic, cultural, and social role 
in every sphere of the life of the Nation by constituting a significant portion of the labor force working 
inside and outside of the home; 

Whereas American women have played a unique role throughout the history of the Nation by providing the 
majority of the volunteer labor force of the Nation; 

Whereas American women were particularly important in the establishment of early charitable, philan- 
thropic, and cultural institutions in our Nation; 

Whereas American women of every race, class, and ethnic background served as early leaders in the fore- 
front of every major progressive social change movement; 

Whereas American women have been leaders, not only in securing their own rights of suffrage and equal 
opportunity, but also in the abolitionist movement, the emancipation movement, the industrial movement, 
the civil rights movement, and other movements, especially the peace movement, which create a more fair 
and just society for all; and 

Whereas despite these contributions, the role of American women in history has been consistently over- 
looked and undervalued, in the literature, teaching and study of American history: 

^ow, therefore, be it resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America 
in Congress assembled, that March is designated as "Women's History Month," and the President is autho- 
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The ( larion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Senior Spotlight 



Like royalty, King sets example for eyeryone 

•^ *^ I time at Clarion." 



hy Melissa J. Caraway 
Ufestyles Writer 



1 had to fighl time itself to get 
into her schedule. Dressed to 
kill (iLs usual) Kari King wiUt/ed 
in on time and ready for her 
interview. When 1 decided to 
meet with Ms. King 1 thought 
that it was going to be an easy 
interview. 1 was wrong. 

1 have known Kari since the 
first day of my freshman year. 
Miiny things have changed since 
then, but one thing that has not is 
Kari's acute sense of humor. 1-or 
every question that 1 asked, she 
had an intelligent answer and a 
hiliu-ious joke to go along with it. 
I had a difficult time attempting 
to keep a su-aighi face. No one 
thought that 1 was conducting an 
interview. Iweryone that walked 
by simply believed that it was 
just two old friends talking about 
one thing or another- just catch- 
ing up on each others lives. 
Maybe they were right. In any 
case, this is what was said. 

As many of you know, Kari 
has been a member of Student 
Senate for quite .some time. As 
the chairperson of the Social 
liquities Committee and a mem- 
ber of the Student Center 
Concerns Committee, she has 
endeavored to make some 
important changes on this cam- 
pus and in the lives of the stu- 
dents who attend classes here. 



When she was asked how she 
has been able to change campus 
through her positions on Student 
Senate, Ms. King had much to 
say. "I made it quite clear what I 
believe in. 1 have tried to 
inaease the knowledge and pres- 
ence of cultural diversity on the 
campus. 1 realize that it is not 
going to be an overnight 
cKcurence. It has to be gradual 
change. I do believe that things 
have changed, but 1 hope to see 
more change within my time 
remaining at Clarion." 

I also asked Kari how she 
thinks being part of Student 
Senate has changed her. "It has 
enhanced my knowledge about 
the university beyond just sitting 
in class. " 

King is also involved in other 
activities that .showcase her lead- 
ership skills. She was asked to 
be a presenter at the National 
Black College Convention at 
Cheney University. On March 
24-27 Kari will present "60 
Leadership Tactics in 60 
Minutes." In her words, "I 'm 
really gonna have to work that 
one. " 

She also plans to orchestrate a 
drama production in which a 
highly diverse group of students 
deals with problems of racism as 
well as religion and gender 
issues. The group called "On 
the Real Tip" performs a skit and 
then asks for audience participa- 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Karl King is the epitomy of confidence and much more 



lion in open forum style to 
"break down stereotypes and 
build bonds." Kari feels that 
when it comes to sensitivity, 
there is much Clarion University 
doesn't see. 

"In some areas Clarion is lack- 
ing the academic and social pro- 
grams that are needed to leach 
and celebrate diversity on cam- 
pus," said King. 

Another interesting fact that 
many people may not know is 



that Kari is the only member of 
the Theta Beta chapter of the 
Delta Sigma Theta Sorority. She 
has been the "lone ranger" for 
over a semester, but she doesn't 
look at this as being a negative o 
in her life. 

"Being the only member [on 
campus] is difficult, but DST has 
changed my life. Becoming a 
member was the highlight of my 



time at Clarion. 

1 then asked what she wanted 
to be remembered by. She 
thought for a moment, and then 
stated "Strive for excellence in 
whatever you do. Never think 
that anyone is better than you. If 
you don't think you're the best no 
one else will either." Many 
would misconstrue the comment 
as being one of conceit. Ms. 
King stated otherwise, "I am not 
conceited and I am not cocky. I 
am simply confident in who 1 
am and what I do." 

Ms. King, a senior education 
major who will graduate in 
December of 1994, feels that 
Clarion has given her a lot. 
"Through friendships and good 
times, I have learned a lot, I have 
grown a lot. No matter how hard 
it seemed. Clarion really was for 
me. Although coming from 
Philly [to Clarion] was a great 

shock." 

The one thing Kari will always 
remember "is the eternal friend- 
ships. Being in college, I got the 
chance to meet people from all 
over. And I met GENUINE peo- 
ple. These are people that I will 
love for a lifetime." 

Kari wants to dedicate this arti- 
cle to her "her girl," her mom 
who is undergoing surgery this 
morning. 



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Page 13 



Women^s History Month: 

Women written 
back into history 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Just as February honors Black 
History, March is set aside for 
the celebration of Women's 
History. 

By honoring Women's History 
Month, schools, worksites and 
communities recognize and cele- 
brate the lives of many women 
of all ages, races, cultures, ethnic 
tfaditions and ways of life. 

Women who have participated 
in history by living out their 
lives, whether in grandly elo- 
quent or steadfastly ordinary 
ways, are honored for their con- 
tributions to shared history. 



The theme for this year's cele- 
bration is "In Every Generation, 
Action Frees Our Dreams." 
Today, many of us are inspired 
by stories of our grandmothers, 
and the ways in which their 
courage and determination 
shaped their own lives and the 
world we live in. 

By celebrating Women's 
History Month, the opportunity 
is given to learn about the role of 
women in our nation's past. This 
would give young women self- 
insurance and self-esteem to take 
responsibility for planning their 
own futures. It can also give 
them an optimistic feeling of 
control over their own lives. 



More Than Worthy 



An experience in my life that means a lot to me? 
Hmm, Vd have to think to myselL . . 
There have been so many. 

I guess it vronld be the dance I got; 
todaiile you with my proficiency, depth, «nd smarts. 
Yes that would be one, an expertence to remember. 
An opportunity to prove myself - 
To spite my race, religion, or gender. 
rU work, I'll study, and always try; 
To be one of the best African-American Women 
before your eyes. 

It wasn't easy getting here 
But now I'm here to stay 
My people struggled too damn long 
For anyone to say 
You are not good enough 
You are not worthy 

the Best Life has to offer -by Aleia Hall 

Breathes in and out of me. Contributing poet 



Congressional Resolution 

Designating the Month of March as 

"Women's History Month" 

Whereas American women of every race, class, and ethnic background have made historic c(^ntributu)ns to 
the growth and strength of our Nation in counUess recorded and unrecorded ways; 

Whereas American women have played and continue to play a criucal economic, cultural, and social role 
in every sphere of the life of the Nation by constituung a significant ptirUon of the labor force working 
inside and outside of the home; 

Whereas American women have played a unique role throughout the history of the Nation by providing the 
majority of the volunteer labor force of the Nation; 

Whereas American women were particularly important in the establishment of early charitable, philan- 
thropic, and cultural institutions in our Nation; 

Whereas American women of every race, class, and ethnic background served as early leaders in the fore- 
front of every major progressive social change movement; 

Whereas American women have been leaders, not only in securing their own rights of suffrage and equal 
opportunity, but also in the abolitionist movement, the emancipation movement, the industrial movement, 
the civil rights movement, and other movements, especially the peace movement, which CTeate a more lair 
and just society for all; and 

Whereas despite these contributions, the role of American women in history has been consistenUy over- 
looked and undervalued, in the literature, teaching and study of American history: 

yVow, therefore, be it resolved by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America 
in Congress assembled, that March is designated as "Women's History Month," and the President is autho- 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-In October, Blue Shield of 
Idaho and Blue Cross of Idaho 
demanded the return of pay- 
ments they mistakenly made to 
now-suspended psychologist 
Terry Clapp for treatments of 
several people with multiple per- 
sonality disorders. Based on tes- 
timony at Clapp' s disciplinary 
hearing, his preferred treatment 



of that disorder was exorcism, 
which the insurers said they do 
not cover. 

-Donald C. Winston, fired as a 
tenured in.stuctor of English at 
Central Maine Technical college 
for sexually harassing an 18- 
year-old female student, fought 
for reinstatement by claiming he 
was handicapped, which is a pro- 
tected status under the Maine 




Dave Barry (c) 1994 Miami Herald 



In Norway^ spunky and clinically 
insane are synonymous 



LILLl'HAMMHR, Norway — 
We have had our first semi- 
u"agedy of die Winter Olympics. 
What happened was, a 
Norwegian ski jumper named 
"Ole Gunnar I'idjestol" (or, as 
his friends call him, "Ole Gunnar 
Fidjestol") was practicing for his 
part in the opening ceremonies, 
wherein he was going to go off 
of a ski jump WHILE HOLD- 
ING A FLAMING TORCH. 
Really. The idea was that he 
would land safely and then light 
the Olympic flame, which serves 
as a dramatic and inspirational 
reminder of what happens when 
oxygen combines rapidly with 
torch fuel. 

Unfortunately, during a prac- 
tice run, Ole — perhaps you 
have already heard about this — 
was wacked in the knee by 
Tonya Harding's btxlyguard. 

No, .seriously, he cnishcd and 
hurt him.self juid had lo go to the 
ho.spital. Wouldn't you like to 
have been there when he 



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explained this accident to his 
insurance company? (You did 
WHAT? Carrying a WHAT??") 

So anyway, Ole couldn't make 
the Flaming Torch Jump, and the 
truly amazing thing is, THEY 
FOUND SOMEBODY ELSE 
WHO WAS WILLNG TO DO 
IT. That is the kind of spunky, 
by which I mean clinically 
insane, people the Norwegians 
are. 

No, really, die Norwegians are 
great. I do not wish to general- 
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plexioncd, helpful, efficient and 
unfailingly polite. Also, Uiey all 
appear to be 22 years old. I 
don't know what happens to old 
Norwegians. Perhaps their 
reflexes slow down and they get 
trampled by moose. 

Fherc are a lot of moose here, 
even in the downtown 
Lillehammer area. In fact, 
according to published reports 
that I am not making up, the 
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(he railroad tracks to keep the 
moose away. This leads to the 
question: How do you gather 
wolf urine? It would take an 
cxu^emely .spunky Norwegian to 
do thai. I bet that whenever 



Human Rights Act and die 1973 
federal Rehabilitation Act. He 
said he suffered from "a handi- 
cap of sexual addiction." The 
Maine Supreme Court turned 
him down in September. 

-In December, fashion designer 
Oribe Canales returned to work 
at Elizabeth Arden's studio in 
New York City, following a 
week's in-patient care at a 



Minnesota drug rehabilitation 
clinic. In die event that led to his 
treatment, Canales, at a fashion 
show, had spontaneously 
smeared blue paint on models 
just as they were to walk out on 
die runway. Reflecting on dial 
moment, an unrepetent Canales 
said in December, "It was 
genius. My interpretation was 
Hiroshima — and diat radiation 
can be beautiful." 

-The Lillehammer Olympic 
Organizing committee in 
Norway, site of the 1994 Winter 
Games, told visiting dignitaries 
in November that its employees 
are training wiUi "smile holders" 
in order not to look dour during 



die Games. A smile holder is a 
device that fits on die wearer's 
head, with clips that grasp the 
comers of die wearer's mouth; it 
can be adjusted, by pulling a 
strap, to go from slight grin to 
gleeful smile. 

-Researchers at die Center of 
Atmospheric Sciences at the 
National Autonomous University 
of Mexico reported in May diat 
nearly 5 million inhabitants of 
Mexico City and suburbs are 
forced to defecate outdoors and 
that more than 60 percent of 
Mexico City residents show 
signs of amoebic dysentery. 

•(c)1994 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



flaming-torch-jumpers gather 
together, they say, "Well, we 
may go off ski jumps holding 
torches, but at least we don't col- 
lect urine from wolves. Those 
guys are NUTS." 

Here are some other Norway 
Facts: 

FACT: The king of Norway is 
named "Harald." 

FACT: The Norwegian unit of 
currency is the "krone" (plural: 
"kroner") widi one krone being 
equal to an amount of money 
diat no two Americans can agree 
on or figure out even widi the aid 
of calculators. On the 100-kro- 
ner note is a picture of a woman; 
according lo Sissel Karlsen, a 
22-year-old Norwegian who 
works in the press center, this 
woman was "die sister of a very 
famous Norwegian writer." 

I asked Sissel how come the 
sister was on the currency, as 
opposed to the famous writer. 
"I don't know," she said. 
Norway: I-.and of Mystery. 
FACT: There is a LOT of 
snow here. According to the 
Olympic news agency, there is a 
record 132 centimeters on the 
ground. (To get an idea how 
much snow this is, just remem- 
ber this simple formula: One 
centimeter equals 17 kroner.) 
There are large snowbanks all 
over die place, especially in die 
Media Village, where many 
members of the press are slaying 
and attempting to walk back to at 
night after drinking a local bev- 
erage called "aquavit," which is 
made from alcohol, enriched ura- 
nium and wolf urine. Nobody 




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knows how many people have 
fallen into diese snowbanks, but 
my guess is diat come August, 
when the snowbanks finally 
melt, die landscape will be lit- 

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tered with frozen journalists, 
who, upon exposure to the sun, 
will thaw out and immediately 
fde expense reports. That is die 
kind of professionals we are. 




Dave Barry (c) J 994 Miami Herald 



Professional bench-icers did their job 



LILLEHAMMER, Norway - 
In a moment, I will get to the 
various Winter Olympic sporting 
evenLs and how we in the news 
media are not allowing them to 
be overshadowed by Tonya 
Harding. But first, I want to tell 
you about the official opening 
ceremony, which was a spectac- 
ular and dramatic event that 1 
will remember at least until my 
butt diaws out, which won't hap- 
pen for a long, long time. 
Twenty years from now, when I 
go in for a physical examination, 
die doctor will say, "Mr. Barry, 
you seem to be fine, except for 
die fact diat your butt is minus 
12 degrees Fahrenheit at the 
core." 

The problem was that the cere- 
mony was held in a stadium 
where the spectators sat for diree 
hours on concrete benches cov- 
ered with a thick layer of ice. 
My guess is diat die Norwegians 
put the ice there on purpose. 
They probably had professional 
bench-icers working all night, 
because these people LOVE die 
cold. Even when it's really, 
REALLY cold, so cold that we 
visiting journalists are afraid to 
blink for fear diat our eyes will 
freeze shut and we will be 
unable to fill out our expense 
reports, the Norwegians are 
walking around outdoors practi- 
cally naked, happy as clams. 
Maybe it's dieir diet. It con- 



sists almost entirely of cold food, 
mainly salmon, which seems to 
show up at every meal in virtual- 
ly every form. So as you can 
imagine, after being here for a 
while, a person can develop a 
fearsome case of salmon breadi, 
which is difficult to get rid of 
inasmuch as the Norwegians 
probably use salmon-flavored 
toodipaste. Thus, no matter how 
cold it is, everybody is happier 
outdoors. 

But moving on to die Olympic 
games themselves: We here in 
the U.S. news media are all 
SICK AND TIRED of die whole 
Tonya Harding diing, and we are 
doing our level best not to let it 
overshadow die adiletic events. 
Some of us have even taken die 
extreme step of actually talking 
to athletes other than Nancy 
Kerrigan (Yes! There are some!) 

"So," we ask these athletes. 
"What do YOU think of this 
Tonya Harding diing?" 

Also there has been a major 
new development on the wolf- 
urine front. You may recall diat 
the Norwegians were putting 
wolf urine on the railroad tracks 
here to repel moose. Well, I 
have here a Dallas Morning 
News report stating Uiat (1) diey 
are NOT moose, they are elk; 
and (2) die Norwegians are NOT 
using wolf urine to repel them. 
They are using salmon urine. 
(They aren't using urine at all.) 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Page 15 



"Philadelphia": The city of brotherly love? 



by Michael M. Cashaw 
Contributing Writer 

Rated R 

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Welcome to the "City of 
Brodierly Love." Well not quite 
die city, but to a story named 
after it, with some beautiful 
opening shots of die city. 

"Philadelphia" is based on a 
true story about a man, played by 
Tom Hanks, who sues for 
wrongful firing from his job as a 
lawyer with a prominent 
Philadelphia law firm. He con- 
tends that he was fired because 
he had AIDS. After his firing he 
attempts to acquire a lawyer. 

Being very unsuccessful at this 
venture, due to Uie fact diat no 



one wants to touch this case, he 
walks into the office of Denzell 
Washington, his last hope. 

While Washington is welcoming 
Hanks into his office widi a hand- 
shake, he asks what happened to 
his face; the AIDS -induced legions 
are quite noticable. Upon being 
informed Hank's character has 
AIDS, Washington gives a slight 
look of horror, wipes his hands, 
and offers him a seat to hear his 
complaint. 

Denzell is the type of lawyer 
who could be compared to Edgar 
Snyder, Attorney-at-Law, only 
Washington is less annoying. He 
advertises on television, explain- 
ing why most people meeting him 
address him, "You're the man on 
TV?!" Here Hanks thinks he will 
find a champion of justice, but 
nope. Washington also refuses 
him, due to homophobia. But he 



will not go up against the big 
boys, so Hanks walks out deject- 
ed. 

At home Washington is telling 
his wife about this situation, and 
his wife informs him diat he is 
homophobic. He agrees, after 
first dying to deny it. 

What brings Washington into 
this is an incident at the pubic 
library. Hanks walks in to do 
research for his case, while 
Washington is there doing 
research. Washington tries to 
hide behind a stack of books. He 
later comes out when Hanks is 
approached by a sensitive librari- 
an. After this altercation, 
Washington walks over to ask if 
Hanks has found a counselor. 
No, of course, so Washington 
takes the case and diey go over 
some legal jargon pertaining to 
die case. 



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You get a glimpse into the 
homosexual world when 
Washington and his wife are 
invited to a Halloween party 
thrown by Hanks. This was a 
well-shot sequence, besides 
being very tastefully done. After 
the party Washington get togeth- 
er to prep his witness. 

To me, what followed was 
weird, out of place and just not 
needed. They are listening to an 
opera soundtrack and Hanks 
goes into this "zone," for lack of 
a better word. This scene was 
not bad, but 1 did not understand 
the need to light him in red. This 
scene is very emotion-filled. 
Maybe a little more than 
Washington can handle because 
he runs out. 

You also get to see Hanks' 
family during Christmas when 
he and his lover tell the family 
that he is going to court against 



his former employer. He has a 
very loving, caring, and support- 
ive family. 

While all of this is going on, 
the three partners of the law firm, 
(former employers) discuss the 
case, when it is revealed that 
Hanks may have been fired 
because he has AIDS. If this is 
true, then he may win the case 
and a lot of money. 

The case finally comes lo uial. 
There is ton and retort. I guess 
due to budget constraints, they 
could not present a believable 
case on screen, because, to me, if 
the verdict was decided on what 
the film showed, then Hanks died 
in vain. The courtroom scene just 
did not work. 

All in all the film was okay, but 
the courtroom scene, the red light 
scene and lack of emotions 
detracts from the reality of the 
film. ** 1/2 Rating 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



The Psychology behind 

the Citibank Classic Visa card the 




Subject suffering from 
Credit Card Vieft Nerwsa. 



The MonarcH'NotesVersion: 

The Citibank Classic card 
gives students no annual fee, 
peace of mind, protection 
against Freud— or rather fraud 
—and a low rate. Apply today 
Call 1-800-CITIBANK 
(1-800-248-4226), ext. 19. 

emotional security of the Photocard, now with No Annual Fee. 

The Citibank Classic Visa® instills in students feelings of safety, security, and general wellness not unlike tiiose 
experienced in the womb. Therefore, it is the mother of all credit cards. 

Some experts attribute these feelings to the Citibank Photocard, the first credit card with your photo on it. 
A voice inside says, "This is me, really me." (As opposed to, "Who the heck is that?" - a common response to the 

photo on one's Student ID.) It's an immediate form of ID, a boost to your self- 
image. 

Of course if your card is ever lost or stolen and a stranger is 
prevented form using it, you'll feel exceptionally good (showing no signs of 
Credit Card Theft Nervosa). 

Other experts point to otiier services, such as The Lost Wallet^^ 
Service tiiat can replace your card usually within 24 hours. Or the 24-Hour 
Customer Service line, your hotline, if you will, for any card-related anxiety 
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Further analysis reveals three services that protect the purchases you 
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3. And Citibank Price Protection assures you of the best price. You need only 

see the same item advertised in print for less, witiiin 60 days, and Citibank will 

refund the difference up to $150^ (hence no Post Purchase Depression). 

Special student savings are particularly tiierapeutic. $20 Airfare Discount^ on any domestic flight. 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 Page 19 


Sports 


Men 


win 


nail-biter, but lose to lUP 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



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Last Wednesday, the Clarion 
University Men's Basketball 
team played host to the Slippery 
Rock Rockets. Clarion had 
defeated Slippery Rock earlier 
this year by nine points, but this 
contest would not prove to be so 
easy. 

The Rock started the game off 
quickly as Brent Schremp hit a 
driving layup just 11 seconds 
into the game. The lead didn't 
last long however, as Brian Paige 
hit a three pointer off a pass from 
Kwame Morton. 

Both teams played very well 
for the remainder of the first 
half, particularly (who else) 
Morton. Morton lit up Slippery 
Rock for 22 first half points on 7 
for 10 shooting from the field. 
Oronn Brown had 11 points as 
Clarion took a 48-45 lead into 
halftime. 

Slippery Rock hun^tig^t with. 
Clarion and tied the game up 
several times. The Rockets even 
moved into the lead at the 8:16 
mark after a Mark Metzka three 
pointer. However Morton 
answered right back with a 
trifectaof hisown. 

Morton had a tougher time in 
the second half. Troy Miller was 
playing him very tightly and 
refusing to let Morton get the 
ball. Morton had 56 points 
against Slippery Rock earlier this 
year, so they were certainly 
going to focus on shutting him 
down. Miller played him well, 
but also gave him several cheap 
shots and trash talked in his ear 
for nearly the whole game. 

"He's a good player, but he 
talks a little too much. He would 
be better if he would keep his 
comments to himself," Morton 
noted after the game. 

The teams Uaded baskets for 
the next several minutes, the 
exchange highlighted by a 
monster Ian Whyte dunk. 

With 2:48 remaining Slippery 
Rock again tied the game when 
Derek Gauss got free inside for a 
layup. That made the score 84- 
84, but Paige nailed a big three 
pointer to give Clarion an 
advantage. Slippery Rock would 
not die, however, and Dennis 
Greene answered with a trey of 



his own to again knot the score. 

Both teams missed scoring 
opportunities but Ian Whyte 
layed one in with :21 seconds to 
go and give the Golden Eagles a 
89-87 edge. Clarion got 
possession of the ball back 
shortly thereafter. 

Slippery Rock then fouled 
Jamie Polak and put him on the 
line. Polak, a freshman, has 
received lots of playing time this 
year, but felt the pressure as he 
missed both of the free throws. 

"I wasn't really nervous. I was 
pretty confident. The first shot 
was just too suong," Polak said 
after the game. 



Morton commented, "I was 
kind of nervous for him. That's 
a lot of pressure for a freshman." 

On the ensuing possession, a 
Slippery Rock player dribbled 
the ball off his foot on the way 
down the court. Paige, after 
being fouled, sealed up the game 
with a free throw. 

The final score was 90-87. 

For the game, Morton led all 
scorers with 32 points. He also 
had seven rebounds, four assists, 
and three steals. 

Paige shot four for nine from 
three point land on his way to 21 
points. 

Brown had 15 points and five 



assists, and Branch had 1 1 points 
and nine rebounds. 

On Saturday, the Eagles had a 
tough match against #2 ranked 
lUR 

The biggest crowd of the year, 
3,200, showed up for this Senior 
Night game. Before the game, 
Morton was honored for his 
several outstanding 

accomplishments. Reggie Wells, 
a Clarion basketball great, was 
on hand to present Morton with a 
plaque. Both men received a 
standing ovation in appreciation 
for their several achievements. 

As the game got underway, 
lUP began to show why they are 




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Look out below! Ian Whyte dunks as lUP players helplessly look on. Whyte finished the 
game against lUP with 14 points, nine rebounds, and three blocked shots. It was in vain, 
however, as the Indians rolled over Clarion. 



undefeated, playing a very well 
executed game. The Golden 
Eagles never let them get too far 
ahead however, and at the half 
were down by only ten, 51-41. 

In the second half, the Eagles, 
spurred on by a very excited 
crowd, began to narrow the gap. 
Unfortunately for the Eagles, 
though, Whyte picked up his 
fourth foul of the game with over 
17 minutes remaining. 

The Golden Eagles narrowed 
the lead to three on three 
different occasions, but every 
time they got close, lUP would 
pull away again. 

At one point midway through 
the second half, several African- 
American students protesting an 
unconfirmed, non-renewal of a 
professor's contract, walked onto 
the court, stopping play for 
several minutes. 

Afterward, the students 
marched around the court, 
waving signs and chanting. 

Th^ whole turn of events 
seemedto take the crowd out of 
the . game and gave the 
momentum back to lUP who 
then began to run away with 
things. 

Whyte ended up fouling out of 
the game, along with Paige, and 
the Eagles could not fight back 
into the game. 

At the four minute mark, TUP 
made the lead double digits, and 
Clarion would never get close 
again. 

With 52 seconds remaining in 
the game, the protestors again 
took to the court, this time in a 
larger number. The coaches and 
referees conferred for a moment 
and the game was then ruled 
officially over. 

The final score was 108-91 
lUR 

Morion netted 26 for the 
Golden Eagles to go along with 
eight rebounds. 

Branch had 20 points, and 
eight boards, and Brown had 17 
points and seven assists. 

Whyte had 14 points, nine 
boards, and three blocks, and 
Paige finished with 11 points and 
two blocks. 

Clarion finishes out their 
season next week with another 
tough game at California. Cal 
beat Clarion in an overtime game 
earlier this year. 



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The Cla(fi6n'Cair: thutsday, February 24, t994 



Page 21 



Lady Eagles win two more conference games 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Last Wednesday, the Lady 
Eagle basketball team took on 
the Lady Rockets of Slippery 
Rock. Though not nearly as 
talented as Clarion, Slippery 
Rock gave the Lady Eagles a 
tough time earlier this year. This 
game would prove to be the 
same until The Rock self 
destiucted in the second half. 

Carlita Jones got the ball 
rolling for the Eagles, bitting a 
layup just 15 seconds into the 
game. The Eagles built a lead as 
large as eight, but Slippery Rock 
fought back, and by halftime, the incredible outing. 



Lady Rockets had a one point 
lead. 

In the second half, Clarion 
jumped out to a 19-4 run and 
took a 56-42 lead. 

Slippery Rock shot only 26% 
in the second half, as compared 
to 47% in the first half. That 
kind of poor play will bury a 
team if they are playing against a 
team as talented as Clarion. 

The closest Slippery Rock 
could get the rest of the game 
was nine, as the Eagles rolled to 
a 72-58 victory. 

Jones had 19 points, 19 
rebounds, five steals, three 
blocks, and five assists in an 



Mona Gaffney had 22 points, 
and 11 rebounds. Amy Coon 
shot 5 for 11 from three point 
land for 15 points, and Shannon 
Coakley had 12 points and six 
rebounds. 

Clarion next took on lUP in a 
game that ended up much closer 
than it should have been. 

Clarion lost point guard Amy 
Migyanka to injury against 
Slippery Rock, and the effects of 
her abscence were noticeable. 

Clarion held the lead for most 
of the first half, but at times they 
showed trouble passing and 
handling the lUP press. 

Coakley scored 11 points in the 



lead into the locker room. 

As the second half began, the 
Lady Eagles kept lUP at arm's 
length, and led by as many as 
eight with three minutes to go. 

However, the Lady Rockets 
went on a 6-1 run and narrowed 
the game to 63-60. Gaffney was 
then put on the line and she 
nailed both of her free throws to 
give Clarion a five point lead. 

Coakley then fouled Tracey 
Hill who hit both ends of a one- 
and-one and the lead was down 
to three. 

Coakley was then fouled, but 
sealed up the game for Clarion 
by hitting both shots from the 



half to help Clarion take a 40-32 charity stripe. 



Wrestlers beat Lock Haven 



Coakley led the Lady Eagles in 
scoring with 18 points. She also 
had five rebounds, three steals, 
and five assists. 

Gaffney had 15 points, nine 
rebounds, and three blocks. 

Jones had another incredible 
rebounding performance, wiping 
the glass clean 14 times to go 
along with 14 points, four 
blocks, and four steals. Look for 
more "Player of the Week" 
honors for Carlita for these two 
incredible back to back 
performances. 

Clarion will be headed to the 
PSAC's on March 4. However, 
they will be without Migyanka, 
and each player is going to have 
to pick their game up a level to 
make up for the abscence. 

But if any team can recover 
from this, it's Clarion. 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 



On Friday night, Feb. 18, Lock 
Haven University visited Tippin 
Gymnasium in Clarion's final 
EWL match of the year. 

The Eagles got on the board 
first as Sheldon Thomas won by 
a forfeit, giving the Eagles a 
quick 6-0 lead. Thomas's record 
now stands at 22-5. 

Next, at 126 pounds, Bob 
Crawford picked up six more 
points for Clarion by pinning 
John Knapp, bringing the score 
to 12-0, and pushing Crawford's 
impressive freshman record to 
22-3. 

At 134, Tom Tomeo of Clarion 
major decisioned Joe Barbara 
11-2, increasing the Golden 
Eagle lead to 16-0, upping his 
own record to 18-7. 

At 142 pounds, Jody Clark of 
Clarion defeated Brian Leitzel 6- 
5, adding three more points to 
the Eagle lead, and improving to 
14-11. 

150 pound junior captain Moss 
Grays decisioned Lock Haven's 



Pete Ventresca to give the Eagles 
a commanding 22-0 lead. Gray's 
season marie now stands at 22-7. 

Clarion suffered its first defeat 
at 158 pounds, as Scott Goodale 
defeated Damon Brown 6-2 to 
finally put Lock Haven on the 
board. Brown fell to 13-7. 

Senior captain J.J. Stanbro put 
the Eagles back on track during 
the 167 pound match. He major 
decisioned Neil Barnes; 9-1. 
This win gave Stanbro a 23-4 
season mark, and pushed the 
Eagles ahead 26-3. 

At 177 pounds. Eagle captain 
Dan Payne suffered only his fifth 
loss of the season to Mike 
Geurin, 5-2. Payne is now 27-5. 

Bryan Stout wasted no time at 
190 pounds in defeating Rennie 
Rodarmel 6-0, increasing 
Clarion's lead to 29-6. Stout 
stands at 23-5. 

Finally, at heavyweight, Rob 
Sintobin of Clarion made quick 
work of Joe Eaton pinning him 
to give the Eagles an impressive 
victory at 35-6. Sintobin is 23-5. 

Clarion is now 15-2 overall, 
and 5-1 in EWL comperition. 




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J.J. Stanbro has had an excellent season, as have most of the wrestlers on Coach Jack 
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Clarion is also currently ranked 
6th in the latest NCAA Division 
I wrestling. 

EWL championships will be 
held on March 5-6 at Lock 
Haven University. Clarion 
finished fifth there last season, 
but are certainly a different team 
this year. 



Migyanka out for 
rest of season 



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When the Lady Eagles face off 
against Slippery Rock last week, 
they won an important game, but 
lost an important player. 

Late in the second half Amy 
Migyanka drove to her right, 
stopped to cut to her left, and 
pulled her anterior cruciate 
Ugament. 

"It's not torn, but I'll never be 
able to make it by the playoffs," 
Migyanka said. 



Migyanka continued, "I can 
walk on it a little. I can put 
pressure on it. Even if it feels 
better, my leg would not be 
stable." 

Against lUP, it was obvious 
that Clarion was missing their 
point guard. They were having 
trouble handling TUP'S press and 
made some bad passes. 

With the PSAC's and national 
playoffs coming soon, each 
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game a notch to make for such a 
disappointing loss. 



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by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Malen Luke has been named 
as the head coach for the Clarion 
University football team. 

Luke, 39, attended Wellsboro 
high school where he lettered in 
track, basketball, and football. 
Upon graduation, Luke attended 
Westminster college and played 
football there. He earned a letter 
at linebacker as a sophomore and 
junior, but he missed his senior 
season due to illness. 

He earned a B.S. degree in 
mathematics. After that he went 
to Canfield high school where he 
taught and served as the 
offensive coordinator and 
defensive backs coach. 

Luke then moved on coach at 
Edinboro University from 1981- 
83, and while there the Fighting 
Scots earned #11 and #13 
rankings in 1982 and 1983 
respectively. 

Luke then moved on to 
Youngstown State University 
and then to Kent State and 
finally ended up as defensive 
coordinator and baseball coach 
at Bethany College. 

Finally, Luke landed a head 
coaching job at Defiance 
University in 1988. When Luke 
arrived at Defiance, the Yellow 
Jackets had gone 8-27-1 over the 
previous four years. 

After a 1-8 season in 1988, 
Luke got his team moving 
forward with a 3-6 record in 
1989 and then an impressive 7-3 
mark in 1990. 

Luke was named District 22 
"Coach of the Year" following 
the 1990 campaign. 

In 1991, Defiance became an 
NCAA Division III member, and 
the Yellow Jackets followed up 
by going 8-2. 

In 1992, Defiance was 9-1 and 
earned a ranking of sixth in the 
NCAA Divsion III North 
Region. 

Luke's team had another 
impressive season his following 
year, rolling up a 9-1 record, and 
narrowly missing the NCAA 
Divsion III playoffs. 

His 37 wins as head coach 
were the most in school history. 

Luke is very impressed with 
Clarion's program and likes 
some things about coming here. 

"I had been in the conference 
before and there were several 
factors (that impressed him with 
Clarion). Number one, I was 
impressed with the reputation 
that Clarion had frcnn an athletic 
standpoint. Also, - the 



commitment they had as far as 
academics go," said Luke. 

"They were one of the schools 
in our conference, when I was 
there in the early 80's, that from 
an athletic and academic 
standpoint was one of the more 
respected schools. Plus, the 
opportunity to come back to 
Pennsylvania." 

Luke runs a basic offense that 
depends more oa the abilities of 
individual players than gadgets 
and gizmos. 

"I hate to put a title on an 
offense. We'll attack a broad 
front. We'll take what the 
defense gives us and we'll make 
sure we don't beat ourselves. 
We'll try get players to realize 
that they can control their own 
destiny. In this conference it will 




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Maien Luke has been 
named as the head coach 
of the Golden Eagle football 
team. 

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can't make mistakes." 

Some players have said that 
Luke is a disciplinarian and is 
very strict. In response Luke 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



Men finish third 

Women win 19th straight PSAC crown 



by Jeff Levkulich 
Sports Writer 



Clarion's swimming and diving 
teams went to lUP last week to 
compete in the PSAC 
competition. 

The women placed first to win 
their 19th straight conference title 
as they rolled up 576.5 points. 
The closest team to them was 
Shippcnsburg, who had 360. 

The Clarion men finished third 
with 346 points behind 
Shippcnsburg (579) and Edinboro 
(461.5). 

Of the women's events coach 
Bill Miller said, "It was a total 
team effort. Our swimmers were 
fast and our divers were right on 
the mark. With PSAC's behind 
us, we're really going to focus on 
the NCAA Division II Nationals 
where we're hoping for a top 
three finish." 

Kim Strawbridge won both 
boards for the second year in a 
row. She is the defending 
national champion of the 3 meter. 

Justine Gibbons helped the 400 
medley relay team to a winnig 



time of 3:59.63. She also placed 
second in the 200 backstroke 
second in the 500 free, and third 
int the breastroke. 

Stephanie Kissel was part of the 
winning 400 relay team, was 
second in the 200 free relay, 
second in the 200 I.M., sixth in 
the breaststroke, eighth in the 100 
butterfly, and ninth in the 100 
free. 

Dawn Jones was on the winning 
400 free relay, 800 free relay, and 
400 medley relay teams. She was 
on the second place 200 free relay 
team, placed fourth in the 50 free 
and fifth in the 100 and 200 free. 

Lauri Ratica was on three first 
place relay teams in the 800 free, 
400 free, and 400 medley, plus 
second in the 200 free, third in 
the 50 freestyle, and seventh in 
the 100 free. 

Mara Strelecki helped the 400 
and 800 free relay teams to first, 
was seventh in the 50 free, eighth 
in the 100 free, and tenth in the 
200 free. 

Lisa Kaylor was first in the 400 
medley relay, fourth in the 200 
medley relay, fifth in the 100 



breast, and fifth in the 200 
butterfly. 

Laura Schmid was in the 800 
free relay, was fifth in the 500 
free and the 1650 free, seventh in 
the 200 fly, and tenth in the 400 
I.M. 

Also contributing were Kathy 
Randazzo, Dani More, Kera 
Namey, Stehpanie Wigfield, 
Heather Heinz, Tara King and 
Colleen Davidson. 

Randazzo was sixth in the 50 
free, and tenth in the 100 fly. She 
was part of the second place free 
relay and fourth place 200 
medley relay team. 

More was fifth in the 200 back 
and sixth in the 100 back. 

Namey was fifth in the 400 
I.M., eleventh in the 100 breast, 
and and eleventh in the 200 
breast. 

Divers who made a splash were 
Nicole Joa, Stephanie Kent, 
Tammy Quinn and Kendra 
Raymond. 

Joa, only a freshman, was 
second on the 3 meter behind 
teammate Strawbridge and third 
on the 1 meter. 

Kent placed second on the 1 
meter and fifth on the 3 meter. 



Quinn was third on the 3 meter 
and fifth on the 1 meter. 

Raymond was fourth on the 1 
meter and seventh on the 3 meter. 
The men performed well 
enough for a third place finish. 

"We were pleased with our 
team's overall performance. Our 
time drops were good in the pool 
and we won both diving events. 
We will now turn our attenfion to 
the NCAA Division II Nationals, 
where we believe we could have 
some quality efforts." 

Dan S toner perfromed 
incredibly. Stoner won the 50 
free, the 100 free, the 200 free, 
and the 200 I.M. He was also part 
of the winning 200 medley relay 
team, the third place 400 medley 
and 400 free relays. 

Scott Rosenbaum won the 100 
breast, placed second in the 200 
breast, was eighth in the 200 1.M., 
and tenth in the 100 fly. He was 
part of the winning 200 medley 
relay, plus the third place 400 
medley relay and the fourth place 
200 free relay. 

John Williams was part of the 
200 medley relay team, was in the 
third place 400 free relay team 
and the fourth place 200 free relay 



team. He was third in the 200 
breast, and fourth in the 100 
back. 

Glenn Raymer was part of the 
winning 200 medley relay and 
the third place 400 medley relay 
teams, and was fifth in the 200 
backsu^oke. 

Joe Egan won both boards at 
the PSAC. He also won the 1 
meter board last year. 

Other swimmers contributing 
were Mark Keister, Chad 
Rimsky, Jeff Halbert, Mike 
Klunk, Kevin Sciullo, Pete 
Barry, Craig Whaley, Kevin 
Stair and Travis Raebum. 

Keister was ninth in the 500 
free, ninth in the 1650 free, and 
tenth in the 100 backstroke. 

Rimsky was seventh in the 
200 back, ninth in the 100 back, 
and twelfth in the 500 free. 

Klunk earned a third in the 
200 butterfly and ninth in the 
100 fly. 

NCAA Division II Nationals 
are March 9-12 in Canton Ohio. 
Both teams are looking for 
strong performances from 
several individuals. Nafional 
champions have become pretty 
conmion to these teams. 



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Kim Strawbridge, last year's 
NCAA Divsion II "Diver of the 
Year," is the anchor on the 
women's swimming and diving 
team. 

Kim is from nearby Oil City, 
and she started "diving" into 
water events at the age of 10. 
The fact that the local YMCA 
was not too far from her house 
probably had a lot to do with her 
early interests. 

Her senior year in high school, 
Kim won districts and placed 
second at states in the 1 meter. 

Upon graduation, Kim went to 
the University of Pittsburgh, but 
quit after one year. 

"I wasn't ready to be there. It 
was too big," Strawbridge noted. 

After that, Kim thought she 
would try her hand at coaching 
and coached at Edinboro 
University and at Oil City high 
school for one year. 

That's when Clarion started to 
court her. 

She decided that she had 





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Kim Strawbridge, last year's 
Division II "Diver of the Year," 
hopes to earn the honor again 
this season. 

missed the sport and the thrill of 
competition so she came back 
and decided to use up the rest of 
her eligibility. Clarion can be 
thankful that she did. 

Strawbridge recently won both 
the 1 and 3 meter events at the 
PSAC's. This is the second 



straight year that she took both 
boards at the conference 
championships. 

Last year Kim won the 3 meter 
national title, and placed second 
on the 1 meter on her way to 
being named NCAA Division II 
"Diver of the Year." 

She attributes her success to 
good coaching. "Dave (Hrovat) 
is an awesome coach. He's 
young and he has new 
techniques." 

Kim's goals for this year are to 
be national champion on both 
the 1 and 3 meter boards and to 
again be named "Diyer of the 
Year." Lofty goals for most, but 
she knows that they are well 
within her grasp. 

As far as accomplishments 
outside of the pool are 
concerned, Kim cites making the 
dean's list as the highlight of her 
academic career. She would like 
to go into teaching after 
graduation. 

Considering her accomp- 
lishments in all aspects of her 
life, she is bound to be a success 
in whatever she does. 



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Happy 22 to you Kimmy! Love, your 
ZTA sisters. 

Happy 19th birthday Amanda! You're 
such a little young'in. It will be a while 
fill you'll be legally chuggin! Love, 
your ZTA sisters. 



Sig Eps-Thanks for the great mixer! 
We had a blast! Phi Sigma Sigma. 



Pumpkin. I LOVE YOU! Sunshine. 



Mr. Webb, Thank you for all of your 
generous help during Rush! We don't 
know how we could've gotten through 
without your help! Love, the sisters of 
AEA. 



To AXP: Those ping-pong games were 
really a blast! This was better than any 
other mixer we've had in the past! 
Love, the sisters of ASA. 



Melisa- happy t>elated birthday! Love, 
the sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha. 



The sisters of Alpha Sigma Alpha 
would like to wish everyone an 
enjoyable break. 



Congratulations to our newest 
associate memtiers: Terri Steigelman, 
Lisa Smith, Caroline Konitzky, Leigh 
Ann Muth, Patii Wilson, Angela 
Porter, and Shannan Jones. You're 
doing great! Love, your sisters of 
AlA. 



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Use the eian 
Classifieds 
Our eiroiilaticm is how 7,000 
and growing! 



Kyle, 

You're getting older — 

"SUCK IT UP!" 

Happy belated 22nd birthday. 

You're the best. Love, Lori. 



The brothers of Kappa Delta Rho 
would like to wish good luck to our 
Sigma pledge class consisting of: Tony 
Giordano, Cari Engblom, Mike O'Neil, 
Matt Watkins, Jim Seagriff, Lloyd 
Ruchlin, Chris McKelvey, Pat 
Dininny, Rick Miller, Al Russo and 
Ryan Smith. 



Look John, Get a life! It's over 
between us and nothing will change 
that. Besides, I've met a new guy from 
New York. His name is Joey Butta- 
something. Good luck with the tee- 
shirts. Lorena. 



To my Little Deanna, Happy 21st 
birthday to the best little in the world! 
I'm so glad 1 could be here to help you 
celebrate! I hope you get your dance! 
Phi Sig Love and all of mine, Jean. 

Kim B. Hope you have a happy 
birthday. Love, your future sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



Phi Delta Theta- It was fun getting 
all "tied up" with you. Thanks for 
the flowers. Let's do it again soon! 
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta. 



TPA-It was a blast bringing back the 
past! Love, the brothers of Theta Xi. 



The brothers of Theta Xi would like 
to congratulate our spring 94 pledge 
class: Rob H., Vito C, Jim G. and 
Mike S. Good luck guys. 



Tonya, Thank you for the sweet 
letter you sent to us, it touched 
everyone. Love, the brothers of 
Theta Xi. 



Theat Phi Alpha would like to 
congratulate the spring 94 pledge 
class: Kimberly Goodge, Laura 
Guido, Janet Kaliesewski, Brynn 
Leehan, Rayna Liegey, Kelly Miller, 
Kelly Thompson and Amy Salusky. 
good luck ladies! We love you! Your 
future sisters. 



To the brothers of Xi; Thank you for 
taking us to Funkytown! We'll have 
to groove with you again soon, 
dudes. Remember, make love not 
war! We love you cats! The sisters 
of Theta Phi Alpha. 



Happy 23rd birthday to Marti 
Zehner. We love you! D-Phi-E. 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to 
recognize our lavaliered sisters: 
Dana Richards, Amy stamm, Marcie 
Goss and Karin Kearns. And also 
our engaged sisters: Steph Gaddess, 
Janine Kucinski, Karin Kearns, 
Marcie Goss, /Vmy Gerkin and Jerri 
Best. Congratulations and best of 
luck! 



Greg T-have a happy birthday! May 
you get all the toxins available in 
Am bridge. Love, your Dark Queen. 



Happy birthday to Sarah Steidel and 
Charlotte Kunsler. Only one more 
year to go! we love you guys! Your 
D-Phi-E sisters. 



To the men of Phi Sigma Kappa- 
The carnival was a blast but the 
night went too fast. The Phi Sig 
money was a hit and you were worth 
it. Thanks a lot- D-Phi-E. 



Lorena, BACK OFF! Amy. 



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August graduation 

are due in the office 

of the Registrar by 

Tuesday, March 1 

from the appropriate 

college dean's 

offices. It is 

important that all 

candidates for 

graduation file an 

application by March 

1 in order to receive 

important 

information 

concerning 

commencement, to 

be included in the 

commencement 

program and to 

receive diplomas in 

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The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



The Bird has flown 



Celtics not the same as they used to be 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



There was a time, not long ago, 
when any team traveling towards 
the New England States would 
shutter in fear. What could bring 
such a fear? 

Gangsters? Violence? The 
bitter cold weather? Michael 
Dukakis? 



All of the above paled in 
comparison to the Boston 
Celtics. Before even traveling 
to the Garden, most teams just 
chalked up a loss before they 
ever took the court. The Little 
Leprechaun had definitely left 
the building. 

The retirement of Larry Bird, 
Dennis Johnson, and Kevin 
McHale had a huge effect on the 



team from Beantown. One 
doesn't need to be a rocket 
scientist to realize that the loss of 
such talent could send a team 
into a tailspin. An 

immeasurable amount of talent 
and experience went with these 
three, and it was destined for the 
Celtics to fall into mediocrity. 

Robert Parish is the only 
player left from one of history's 



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greatest teams. The Chief is still 
running strong this year and 
doesn't seem to be slowing 
down. It's very odd to watch 
Parish without any of his 
teammates from the 80's. The 
yells of "Chief from the seats of 
the Garden still ring true, but 
Parish can't do it alone for 
Boston, and he isn't asked to. 

Boston's troubles are 
extensive. Of course everybody 
knows of the tragic loss of 
Reggie Lewis over the past 
summer. Lewis was not only a 
good player, but a fine person as 
well. He is just the type of 
person a team needs to have. 
He was a silent leader on the 
court and did a lot for the Celtic 
organization. When he died the 
Celtics were left without a friend 
and their captain. 

The Celtics have yet to replace 
Lewis. Dee Brown isn't very 
consistent from outside. He has 
his nights, but they are few and 
far between. Kevin Gamble is a 
great shooter, but he isn't good 
enough to be the focal point of 
the outside game. 

At the point position, Sherman 
Douglas can drive the lane, but 
he runs the show and he needs to 
be able to dish to an outside 
shooter or a legitimate s lorer. 

Beside Parish in the frontcourt 
are Dino Radja, Ed Pickney, and 
Xavier McDaniel. Dino, the 
European, is doing a decent job 
but he isn't the go-to guy that the 
Celtics need. Radja needs to 
catch up to the NBA style of 
play, but he could become a 
major contributor as he gains 
experience. 

Pickney has always been a 
good compliment to Parish or 
McHale. He is a good backup 
player and does a fine job. But 
all he is is a backup player. 
There's nothing to be ashamed of 
by that, but he has been thrust 
into the starting role at times, 
and he is not cut out fcM* that. 

So what about the X-Man? 
Xavier McDaniel has been 
known as a tough man in the 
league for years. That's about all 



he's surviving on these days. 
His best days in Seattle are 
behind him and they're not 
coming back. The Celts couldn't 
get much in a trade for him 
either, because most teams aren't 
looking for a player that only 
trash talks and tries to 
intimidate. 

Acie Earl was taken in the first 
round of the draft out of Notre 
Dame (I guess they liked his 
Irish stalk), but he also needs to 
work on his game. He has 
trouble getting up and down the 
court and he hasn't developed 
into pro form as quickly as the 
Celtics would have liked him to. 
So what are the Celtic's 
options? There isn't much for 
the Celts to trade. If anything it 
would probably require trading 
three people to receive one 
quality player. They also may 
enter the lottery this year and get 
a franchise player. 

Either way, the Celtics are a 
solid organization and they know 
how to get back on a winning 
track. It may take a couple 
years, but that Little Leprechaun 
may still have some magic left. 

Sports dynasties are cyclical, 
and the Celtics are at the down 
point of that cycle. They 
experienced great success in the 
days of Bill Russel, and of 
course in the days of Larry Bird. 

The RusselAVilt Chamberlain 
and Bird/Magic Johnson glory 
matchups have long since 
passed. The Celtics enjoyed 
great years during the 80's and 
the memuues of those years 
hang from the rafters in the 
Garden in the form of Bird's and 
McHale's jerseys. But like most 
teams, they have to put the past 
behind them and begin to look 
toward the future. There will be 
glory days again in Beantown 
and the Celtics will again be 
back in the championship. 
Unlike other Boston sports teams 
(Bosox, Pats) the Celtics know 
what it takes to win a 
championship. 

Just be patient Boston fans, 
championships will return. 



Sports Trivia Question 
by Nathan Kahl 
Though nobody gives h«r tnuch of « chajDce, Katarina Witt will 
N going for her third gold medal in LriKehammer. Can yoa name 
the cmly woman to ever win three gold medals in figure skating? 

Last week's answer: Charles Jewtraw, John Shea^ Kennetiii 
Henryt and Terry McDermoM 






March 17, 1994 



Volume 74, Issue<^ The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 

May raise 6.25% 

Activity fee may be raised 



News 



Sabbatical update 

Dr. David Wright ad(ted to list] 
<)f sabbaticals. . . — . . .pg. 5] 



Lifestyles 

St Patrick's Day 

Learn the history of thi 
wearin o' the green pg, 13 ^ 



Elite Ei^t 

Women hoopsters advance inl 

NC.^ADiv.K pg.22| 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Ullirsday: 
llday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

l^iesday: 

Wednesday: 



High: 35, 
scattered snow 
High: 42, 
warmer, sunny 
High: 45, 
Partly cloudy 
High: 51, 
Cloudy 
High: 40, 
Cooler, rain 
High: 50, 
Clearing 
High: 60, 
Cleffl-, Wan» 



Index 



P0Bttn««ary — 

l^ws. 

•TV Guide 

lifestyte . . . . 

intataiiu&ent 

Spcxts. 

QasM^ds 



Pg-2 
Pg-5 
pg- 12] 

nm 

Pg.20 
pg.22| 
pg.27 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



The price to attend Clarion 
University may be going up 
again next year. 

A motion was made by the 
Student Senate Appropriations 
Committee to increase the 
Student Activity fee by 6.25 
percent at Monday's meeting. 

That would raise the current 
activity fee of $75 to $80 for full 
time students. 

Students who are currently 
taking 1-5 credits do not pay any 
of the activity fee; those with 6- 
8 credits pay 25 percent ($40); 
12 + credits, 100 percent ($80). 

This will increase the Clarion 
Students Association budget 
from $743,355 to $764,000, an 
increase of $20,645. 

Under the proposal, students 
with one to eight credits would 
pay 25 precent of the activity 
fee ($40), students with 9-11 
credits would pay 50 percent 
($40) and those students with 12 
or more credits would pay the 



fuU $80. 

"We have a drop in enrollment 
of at least 100 students and a 
greater need for funds for 
different organizations," said Lee 
A. Krull, business manager of 
the CSA. "The increase is also 
necessary because of normal 
inflation and the demand of 
money for the budget next year. 

"Right now the request for all 
organizations is over $900,000. 
We are short $200,000 so we 
obviously can't meet everyone's 
demands," said Krull. 

Currently, the range for 
university activity fees average 
from $65-$ 110, with Clarion 
falling somewhere near the 
middle with $75. 

Chair of Student Senate 
Appropriations Committee 
Katrina Helmick said "At the 
present time, 10-15 new 
organizations need a budget. 
$10,000 from the increase of 
$20,645 would be for 
supplemental requests and the 

Contiued on page 4. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
CSA Business Manager Lee Krull during a Senate meeting. 



Wrestlers, women 's basketball swimming and diving 

Clarion teams earn honors 




Sports Information photo 
Second-year head coach Jack Davis led his wrestlers to an 
league championship and a number 6 overall ranking. 



The Clarion University 
wrestlers, the women's 
basketball team and the 
swimming and diving teams 
turned in stellar performances 
within the past two weeks. 

The Golden Eagles wrestling 
team captured its seconds 
Eastern Wrestling League title, 
overcoming a 15 point deficit to 
defeat Edinboro Universiy by 
two points. 

"I couldn't be prouder of our 
team," said coac h Ja^k Davis. 
"[We] gave fiv^y ounce we 
had." 

The women's basketball team 
won their third Pennsylvania 
Athletic Conference Title in the 
past four years and advanced to 
the round of eight in the NCAA 



Division II Women's Basketball 
Tournament. 

The Golden Eagles next are set 
to play North Alabama on March 
23 at North Dakota State 
University. 

The women's swiming and 
diving team captured a third 
place finish at the NCAA 
Division II Swimming and 
Diving National Championships 
last weekend, while the men's 
team captured a seventh place 
finish. 

This year, the women won 
their 19th conference crown, 
with a 6-1 dual meet record en 
route to their third place finish in 
the national championships. 

See related stories on pages 22, 
23 and 24. 



Cclcbratiru] more tliari 70 ifcan^ ih< a student newspaper 



Page 24 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, February 24, 1994 



The Bird has flown 



Celtics not the same as they used to be 



^V Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



llierc was a time, not long ago, 
when any teiun traveling towjirds 
the New England States would 
shutter in fear. What could bring 
such a fear ? 

(iangsters? Violence? The 
bitter cold weather? Michael 
Dukakis? 



All of the above paled in 
comparison to the Boston 
Celtics. Before even traveling 
to the Giirden, most teams just 
chalked up a loss before they 
ever took the court. Yhc Little 
Leprechaun had definitely left 
the building. 

llie retirement of Larry Bird, 
Dennis Johnson, and Kevin 
McHale had a huge effect on the 



team from Beantown. One 
doesn't need to be a rocket 
scientist to realize that the loss of 
such talent could send a team 
into a tailspin. An 

immeasurable amount of talent 
and experience went with these 
three, and it was destined for the 
Celtics to fall into mediocrity. 

Robert Parish is the only 
player left from one of history's 



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greatest teams. The Chief is still 
running strong this year and 
doesn't seem to be slowing 
down. It's very odd to watch 
Parish without any of his 
teammates from the 80's. The 
yells of "Chief from the seats of 
the Garden still ring true, but 
Parish can't do it alone for 
Boston, and he isn't asked to. 

Boston's troubles are 
extensive. Of course everybody 
knows of the tragic loss of 
Reggie Lewis over the past 
summer. Lewis was not only a 
g(wd player, but a fine person as 
well. He is just the type of 
person a team needs to have. 
He was a silent leader on the 
court and did a lot for the Celtic 
organization. When he died the 
Celtics were left without a friend 
and their captain. 

llie Celtics have yet to replace 
Lewis. Dee Brown isn't very 
consistent from outside. He has 
his nights, but they are few and 
far between. Kevin Gamble is a 
great shooter, but he isn't good 
enough to be the focal point of 
the outside game. 

At the point position, Sherman 
Douglas can drive the lane, but 
he runs the show and he needs to 
be able to dish to an outside 
shooter or a legitimate s ^-orer. 

Beside Parish in the frontcourt 
are Dino Radja, Ed Pickney, and 
Xavier McDaniel. Dino, the 
European, is doing a decent job 
but he isn't the go-to guy that the 
Celtics need. Radja needs to 
catch up to the NBA style of 
play, but he could become a 
major contributor as he gains 
experience. 

Pickney has always been a 
good compliment to Parish or 
McHale. He is a good backup 
player and does a fine job. But 
all he is is a backup player. 
There's nothing to be a.shamed of 
by that, but he has been thrust 
into the starting role at times, 
and he is not cut out for that. 

So what about the X-Man? 
Xavier McDaniel has been 
known as a tough man in the 
league for years. That's about all 



he's surviving on these days. 
His best days in Seattle are 
behind him and they're not 
coming back. The Celts couldn't 
get much in a trade for him 
either, because most teams aren't 
looking for a player that only 
trash talks and tries to 
intimidate. 

Acie Harl was taken in the first 
round of the draft out of Notre 
Dame (I guess they liked his 
Irish stalk), but he also needs to 
work on his game. He has 
trouble getting up and down the 
court and he hasn't developed 
into pro form as quickly as the 
Celtics would have liked him to. 
So what are the Celtic's 
options? There isn't much for 
the Celts to trade. If anything it 
would probably require trading 
three people to receive one 
quality player. They also may 
enter the lottery this year and get 
a franchise player. 

Either way, the Celtics are a 
solid organization and they know 
how to get back on a winning 
track. It may take a couple 
years, but that Little Leprechaun 
may still have some magic left. 

Sports dynasties are cyclical, 
and the Celtics are at the down 
point of that cycle. They 
experienced great success in the 
days of Bill Russel, and of 
course in the days of Larry Bird. 

The RusselAVilt Chamberlain 
and Bird/Magic Johnson glory 
matchups have long since 
passed. The Celtics enjoyed 
great years during the 80's and 
the memoues of those years 
hang from the rafters in the 
Garden in the form of Bird's and 
McHaJe's jerseys. But like most 
teams, they have to put the past 
behind them and begin to look 
toward the future. There will be 
glory days again in Beantown 
and the Celtics will again be 
back in the championship. 
Unlike other Boston sptirts teams 
(Bosox, Pats) the Celtics know 
what it takes to win a 
champion.ship. 

Just be patient Boston fans, 
championships will retuni. 



Sports Trivia Question 
by Nathan Kahl 

Though nobody gives her much of a chance, Katarina Witt will 
be going for her third gold medal in Lillehammer. Can you name 
the only woman to ever win three gold medals in figure skating? 

Last week's answer: Charles Jewtraw, John Shea, Kenneth 
Henry, and Terry McDermott 





•tjr 



"«*4.jM^''^ 



March 17, 1994 



Volume 74, Issue^^ The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 

May raise 6.25% 

Activity fee may be raised 



News 



Sabbatical update 
Dr. David Wright added to list I 
of sabbaticals pg. 5| 



Lifestyles 

St. Patrick's Day 

Learn the history of the| 
wearin o' the green . . . .pg. 13 



Sports 



Elite Eight 

Women boopsters advance inl 
NCAA Div. II pg. 22] 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook I 



Thursday: 

FrWay: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Wednesday: 



by Doug SheWoo I 

High: 35. 
scj^redsnow 
High: 42, 
wanner, sunny 
High: 45, 
Partly cloudy 
High: 51, 
Cloudy 
High: 40, 
Cooler, rain 
High: 50, 
Clearing 
High: 60, 
Clear, Warm 



Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News pg- 5 

TV Guide Pgl2| 

Lifestyle Pg- 13 

Entertainment Pg- 20j 

Sports pg-22| 

Classifieds Pg- 27 1 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



The price to attend Clarion 
University may be going up 
again next year. 

A motion was made by the 
Student Senate Appropriations 
Committee to increase the 
Student Activity fee by 6.25 
percent at Monday's meeting. 

That would raise the current 
activity fee of $75 to $80 for full 
lime students. 

Students who are currently 
taking 1-5 credits do not pay any 
of the activity fee; those with 6- 
8 credits pay 25 percent ($40); 
12 + credits, 100 percent ($80). 

This will increase the Clarion 
Students Association budget 
from $743,355 to $764,000, an 
intTeasc of $20,645. 

Under the proposal, students 
with one to eight credits would 
pay 25 preceni of the activity 
fee ($40), students with 9-11 
credits would pay 50 percent 
($40) and those students with 12 
or more credits would pay the 



full $80. 

"We have a drop in enrolhnent 
of at least 100 students and a 
greater need for funds for 
different organizations," said Lee 
A. Krull, business manager of 
the CSA. "The increase is also 
necessary because of normal 
inflation and the demand of 
money for the budget next year. 

"Right now the request for all 
organizations is over $900,000. 
We are short $200,000 so we 
obviously can't meet everyone's 
demands," said Krull. 

Currently, the range for 
university activity fees average 
from $65-$110, with Clarion 
falling somewhere near the 
middle with $75. 

Chair of Student Senate 
Appropriations Committee 
Katrina Helmick said "At the 
present time, 10-15 new 
organizations need a budget. 
$10,000 from the increase of 
$20,645 would be for 
supplemental requests and the 

Contiued on page 4. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
CSA Business Manager Lee Krull during a Senate meeting. 



Wrestlers, women's basketball swimming and diving 

Clarion teams earn honors 




Sports Information photo 
Second-year head coach Jack Davis led his wrestlers to an 
league championship and a number 6 overall ranking. 



The Clarion University 
wrestlers, the women's 
basketball team and the 
swimming and diving teams 
turned in stellar performances 
within the past two weeks. 

The Golden Eagles wrestling 
team captured its seconds 
Eastern Wrestling League title, 
overcoming a 15 point deficit to 
defeat Edinboro Universiy by 
two points. 

"I couldn't be prouder of our 
team," said coach Jack Davis. 
"[We] gave Sv^younce we 
had." 

The women's basketball team 
won their third Pennsylvania 
Athletic Conference Title in the 
past four years and advanced to 
the round of eight in the NCAA 



Division II Women's Basketball 
Tournament. 

The Golden Eagles next are set 
to play North Alabama on March 
23 at North Dakota State 
University. 

The women's swiming and 
diving team captured a third 
place finish at the NCAA 
Division 11 Swimming and 
Diving National Championships 
last weekend, while the men's 
team captured a seventh place 
finish. 

This year, the women won 
their 19th conference crown, 
with a 6-1 dual meet record en 
route to their third place finish in 
tlie national championships. 

See related stories on pages 22, 
23 and 24. 



Celebrating more than 70 ijcars as a student nezuspap 



Page 2 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Opinion 



Page 3 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Renda 

Business Manager 

Samantha White 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 12:00 p.m. on 
Monday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. the 
week prior to publication. 
Classified ads are due TXiesday at 
5:00 p.m. the week of 
publication. 

The Clarion Call is funded by 
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Volume 74, Issue 12 




View from 
abroad 



I've been in Malta for about 
six weeks. Time seems to be 
flying by. In these first six 
weeks, I have made many new 
friends, seen some of the most 
beautiful sites in the world, and 
learned more than I had ever 
imagined that I would. 

Many of my new friends are 
Maltese, several of whom will be 
coming to Clarion University in 
the fall. They are unbelievably 
excited about coming to Clarion, 
as I'm sure you will find out 
when they arrive in late August 

Living in an International 
stundents' building. I have also 
met people from all over the 
world: China, Greece, Libya, 
france, Spain, Italy, and the list 
goes on. Each has his or her own 
interesting story to tell and I am 
always eager to listen. 

Just being in a different 
country in a daily learning 
experience in itself. And, of 
course, I've learned many things 
from the University of Malta. 
My classes are very interesting. 
The professors are very helpful 
and the Maltese students are 
always waiting to hear what my 
"American perspective" is. 

There isn't just one thing that 




Julie Miller 

has made this experience such an 
adventure, but there have been 
some especially good highlights. 

The weather is absolutely 
beautiful. It is always sunny and 
there is usually a gentle breeze 
blowing. I've not yet swam in 
the Mediterranean Sea, but I do 
swim three times a week in the 
university's gorgeous, heated 
pool. I am looking forward to 
swimming in the sea however, 
when the water warms up some. 

The Mediterrranean Sea is 
beautiful. The water is clear. I 
took a boat ride through some 
caverns and out into the sea last 

(ConL on pg. 4) 



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Clarion Call. You will notice 
that the Call has a rather large 
advertisement inserted in the 
middle of the newspaper this 
week, placed by the 
Pennsylvanina Foundation for 
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$250, the same cost that any 
advertiser would pay to put an 
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that's what keeps this paper 
going in order to report the news 
that matters at Clarion 
University. It is our job to report 



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Fees and Perks 



Student senate is considering a 
five dollar increase in the student 
activity fee for next year. 

The Council of Trustees 
approved increases in room and 
board fees. 

Governor Bob will force state 
system schools to hike tuition 
next year. 

All of which comes as no 
surprise if you've been attending 
Clarion University for any length 
of time. 

ITiere isn't much to be done 
about tuition, room and board, 
those increases are out of 
students hands. But the student 
acrivity fee is set by Student 
Senate. 

Student Senate is supposed to 
be the voice of the student body, 
but has anyone asked you if you 
want to, or can afford to, pay 
five dollars mcwe? No one asked 
us. 

Let Student Senate know what 
you think of another increase. 



While you think about paying 
that five dollars, consider this 
about student senate: Student 
Senators receive discounts at the 
Express Shop and Bookstore. 

Student Senators receive up to 
20 percent off on selected 
personal items. 

No question Student Senators 
put in a lot of hours working for 
student concerns. They're 
striving to improve student life 
and education. 

But the same can be said for 
Students Together Against Rape, 
the African -American Student 
Union, RACS, United Campus 
Ministry, faculty senate and a 
host of other student and staff 
organizations. 

None of those groups receive a 
discount for personal purchases. 

So come on, Student Senate, if 
you want to imjx'ove the finances 
of student activities, start by 
giving up the Express Shop and 
Bookstore perics. -RLS 



Reader Responses 



Clarton slow 
on diversity 

This is an issue that I feel 
relates strongly to the mission of 
Clarion University and 
demonstrates a need for 
mulficultural education. 

1 am a sutudent at Clarion 
University of Pennsylvania. 
Clarion is a small rural town 
eighty miles north of the city of 
Pittsburgh, PA. Although Clarion 
is such a short distance from a 
major city, the attitudes of 
diversity and the belief in 
multicultural education is 
stagnant in producing a positive 



effect on its students, faculty, 
and surrounding community. 

As a minority student on 
Clarion's campus, I am 
constantly made to feel as if I 
don't fit in, or that my beliefs 
and ideas aren't valid. 

Clarion has a total enrolhnent 
of 6,200 students, approximately 
180 of those students are 
African-American. Clarion 
offers very Uttle support to those 
180 African- American students, 
and the support that it does offer 
is mostly handled by its Office 
of Minority Student Services. 

The university as a whole is 
very hestitant to realize the needs 
of its minoirty students. Such 
needs are in the form of the 



curriculum, social activities, and 
the academic support. As a 
result, the African-American 
student retention rate at Clarion 
University is also very low. 

The need for a strong 
curriculum of multicultural 
education is at an all time high 
for Clarion University. As a 
student, I want to assist in 
making Clarion University a 
leader in multicultural education. 
The existing curriculum at 
Clarion University is one that 
has no outlets for its minority 
population, none of the 
minoirties views are brought out 
in the classroom, or in any other 
capacity. Thus, creating a hostile 
environment for most of 



Hide Park 

(Cont. from pg. 2) 



week. The driver said that the 
water was about fifty meters 
deep but I could see the bottom 
with its colorful coral and fish. It 
was very majestic. 

TTie food here is very heavenly. 
Maltese bread has to be the best 
in the world. The hard crusted 
bread is sold directly from the 
baker, so it is always fresh and 
usually warm. Due to the Italian 
infiuence, there is also a lot of 
pasta. And, of course there is 
seafood fresh from the sea. 
One other thing that is nice 



about being right in the middle 
of the Mediterranean Sea is that 1 
am very close to many other 
countries. For my two week 
Easter break, I am planning on 
touring Europe by rail. 

Also, with my student discount 
and because we're within close 
proximity, airfare to Sicily, Italy 
and Tunsia are very reasonable. 
Some of us are looking into 
going to each, for a long 
weekend at some point during 
our stay. 
I can't think of just one word 



to sum up my adventure so far. It 
has just been too wonderful, 
majestic, educational, eye- 
opening, beautiful, spectacular 
and amazing. I am very thankful 
to be here. This trip was the 
chance of a lifetime and it has 
certainly proved worthwhile. It is 
great to be in Malta! 

Julie Miller is a secondary 
education physics major from 
Clarion University currently 
studying at the University of 
Malta. 



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Clarion's minority students. 

Clarion offers one course in 
multicultural education, a 
requirement for only those 
students majoring in education. 
For Clarion's majority students 
to recognize the minority 
students, let alone their needs, 
those students of the majority 
race would have to be forced to 
enroll in such a course. 

As an African-American 
student student on a 
predominatly white campus, I 
can easily grasp the need for an 
academic program that readily 
assists and facilitates the needs 
of minority students, an 
academic program that offers a 
diversified curriculm and is 
encompassed by an accepting 
atmosphere. 

One factor in creating that 
atmosphere would be making the 
outlets needed by minority 
students more accessible. A lot 
of time should be taken to plan 
strategies for the retention and 
graduation rates of minority 
students. 

Not only should schools of 
higher education be mandated to 
institute such programs, but 
schools starting from 
kindergarten up to the twelfth 
grade, must be an active part in 
this positive and diversified 
trend of educating minority 
students and students as a whole, 
to strengthen and prepare a 
student's outlook on education. 

Sean A. McDonald 



Clarion "non- 
discriminating** 



I just wanted to comment on 
information I received about a 
black, female professor whose 
contract was "non-renewed." As 
a student at Clarion I found the 
environment for both students 
and teachers to be very non- 
discriminating. 

I recall having professors of 
oriental background in Political 
Science and Philosophy who 
were excellent, a Catholic Priest, 
many women, a few blacks, and 
of course, white males. Also as a 
student there was a group formed 
which supported gay rights, 
which personally is a lifestyle I 
don't agree with, yet tolerate 
(which is what America is all 
about). The black arts festival 
also started during the late 70s 
on campus. 

I support any decision the 
college makes regarding 
professors, as Clarion has proven 
to me that more times than not, a 
professor that shouldn't be there 
isn't. As a graduate student, I had 
the opportunity to work with a 
number of Act 101 students of 
many races. Act 101 provided 
money for students of low 
caliber high schools, and a 
program to help them succeed in 
college. Of those students, there 
were non-white students who 
graduated. They worked hard. 

Continued on pg. 4 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Health care economics 




Dr. James Houser, seated left, and three other 
representatives of Northwest Medical Center were the 
featured speakers for a meeting sponsored by the 
Political Economy Club at Clarion University. Shown 
with Dr. Houser before their presentation are, from left, 
Nancy Baird, director of corporate development; Bill 
Lucia, chief financial officer; and Joe Carroll, senior 
vice president. 

The four hospital staff members addressed a number 
of issues including changes in the nation's health care 
system and the potential impact of these changes on 
rural health care. About 60 students and faculty 
members attended the presentation 



Activity fee 

(frompg.l) 



rest will be appropriated into 
organizations." 

The student activity fee is the 
money that is used to fund things 
such as UAB sponsored movie 
nights, concerts, University 
Theater productions, the 
Sequelle, free issues of the 
Clarion Call, entrance to all 
spating events, etc. 

Hehnick added that the motion 
will be tabled for two weeks and 
then voted on by the Student 
Senate. If the motion passes, 
then it must be approved by Dr. 
Reinhard before it will go into 



effect next semester. 

Students on campus are unsure 
about how to take the proposed 
raise. 

"I think the Activity fee is high 
enough as it is. Between the 
6,000-7,000 students that attend 
this university, I know that not 
aU of them take advantage of the 
services," said Monica Shmader, 
a senior Psychology major. 

Sophomore Elementary 
Education major Brian Hard 
said, "I really have no opinion. 
I'm not paying for it, my parents 
are." 



Summer internships give 
job seekers a career edge 



by John E. Tuttle 
College Press Service 

Summer vacation is just 
around the comer. If the idea of 
spending it waiting tables again 
is more than you can take, 
perhaps it's time for an 
internship. 

"It's an invaluable experience 
in a number of respects," said 
Amy Schmidt, director of career 
planning and placement at Agnes 
Scott College in Decatur, Ga. 

In a best-case scenario, an 
intern can get a full-time job 
with the same firm or office after 
graduation, Schmidt said. 

Internships offer students more 
than just marketable work 
experience. Schmidt said it is 
much better to discover that a 
certain field is not for you after a 
three or four month internship 
than after taking a full-time job. 

"The internship helps a student 
explore careers without a 
committment," said Lee Svete, 
director of planning at St. 
Lawrence University in Canton, 
N.Y. "Our experience is that the 
student will be able to exercise 
and develop new skills." 

Students interested in summer 
work can browse through a 
database of more than 500 
internships at the St. Lawrence 
University career planning 
office. In addition to the services 
that college career centers have, 
Svete said, students who have 
access to Internet can find 
employment and internship 
listing here. 

Agnes Scott College's 



proximity to Atlanta opens many 
doors for students who wish to 
complete internships in the city. 
"Through our office, we list 
hundreds of internships, some of 
which are paid and some of 
which are unpaid," said Schmidt. 
Kalamazoo College in 
Kalamazoo, Mich., sends 
students overseas to get real 
world experience. 

"Eighty-five to 90 percent of 
all our graduates have studied 
abroad," said Scotly Allen, a 
media relations spokesman. 

Allen said students often do 
research projects or intern 
abroad after completing their 
foreign study programs. 

Whether the jobs are overseas 
or in a student's hometown, it's 
important to remember that 
companies need interns as badly 
as interns need experience. 

"Internships are a low cost way 
for employers to evaluate talent," 
Svelte said. 

Many companies do not have 
formal internship programs or 
positions, but that could be 
because the right intern hasn't 
approached. 

"Students can create their ov^ 
internships," he said. 

Other companies have well- 
developed internships for college 
students and recent graduates. 
The Princeton Review rates the 
Coors Brewing Company 
internships in the top 100 in the 
United States. 

"Typically, we have about 40- 
50 interns from colleges around 
the country," said Tonia 



Hamilton, senior placement 
representative for Coors in 
Golden Colo. 

Coors hires interns for finance 
and accounting, engineering, and 
their wellness center. Some 
internships, such as those in 
engineering are paid; others are 
for college cTedit. 

"We're looking for someone 
who wants to get out and learn," 
Hamilton said. 

"Our interns do a little bit of 
everything," said Anne B reining, 
a staff assistant for U.S. Senator 
Jim Jasser, D-Tenn. Interns in 
Sasser's office do research, 
clerical work, attend hearings — 
just about everything except 
answer the telephone. 

Reader Responses 

(frompg.3)- 

Those that didn't graduate were 
simply trouble makers or lazy. 

Clarion University definitely 
provides opportunities to all who 
are willing to work hard no 
matter what their race. 

Finally, I leave you with a 
quote: 

"I don't know that much about 
race and gender issues. AU I will 
tell you is that any organization 
that excludes or underutiUzes its 
human talent because of race, 
gender or national origin simply 
undermines its ability to 
optimize its system." --W. 
Edwards Deming. 

CLARION UNIVERSITY 
OPTIMIZES ITS SYSTEM!!! 

Daniel J. Devine 




The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



News 



Page 5 



Sabbatica l leave grievance settled, Wright added 



By Rodney L Sherman 
Managing Editor 

A possible misunderstanding 
of a Clarion University 
instructor's apparent 

undocumented change of 
employment status may have led 
to a union grievance being filed. 
The Association of 
Pennsylvania State College and 
University Faculties (APSCUF), 
the union representing 
instructors at the state-owned 
universities, filed the grievance 
over the method CUP used in 
determining eligibility for 
sabbatical leaves. 

The schedule for upcoming 
sabbatical leaves at Clarion 
University has been recently 
changed, granting State 
Representative and CUP 
professor of speech, 
communication and theatre 
David R. Wright (D-63) 
sabbatical leave for the summers 
of 1994, 1995 and 1996 with 
three-quarters-time pay. 
It is not known if the grievance 
involved Wright directly, while 
Wright did not appear on the list 
of granted sabbatical leaves 
released last November, he does 
appear on the up-dated list 
released March 1. 

Wright apparently applied 
for sunMner sabbatical leave and 
was turned down at the 
university level when he first 
applied because University 
President Diane Reinhard was in 
doubt of Wright's eligibility for 
the paid leave. 

It had been widely believed 
and publicized Wright was a 
part-time instructor at the 
university. Under CUP rules, 
part-time faculty do not qualify 
for sabbatical leaves. 

University spokesman Ron 
Wilshire said in a written 
statement, "A part-time faculty 
member is any faculty member 
who is not full-time. Under the 
current bargaining agreement 
between APSCUF and the State 
System of Higher Education 
(SSHE), the standard full-time 
faculty member teaches 12 aedit 
hours per semester. Anything 
less than 12 credit hours is 
considered part-time. A faculty 
member referred to as a three- 
quarter time faculty member 



teaches nine credit hours and a 
half-time member teaches six 
credit hours." 

Wright is teaching nine credit 
hours this semester. According to 
the 1993 Clarion University 
Undergraduate Catalog, Wright, 
hired by the university in 1971, 
is a part-time instructor. 



payroll system which we have 
since updated and no longer use. 
That payroll system did not 
allow for coding of someone to 
be full-Ume but with partial 
leave without pay. 

"Payroll had him coded as a 
part-time person. Upon further 
review, using a seniority list. 




Dr. David R. Wright, professor of speech, communication 
and theatre, has been granted summer sabbatical. 



However, it has been learned 
Wright is actually classified as a 
full-fime instructor, granted 
leave without pay to perform 
legislative duties. 

Scott Shewell, press secretary 
for SSHE, speaking by telephone 
on Feb. 25, said, "When 
Professor Wright was originally 
hired by the university, it was as 
a full-time faculty member. 

After he worked for the 
institution and gained tenure, he 
ran for and was elected to 
legislative office. He then 
requested and received partial 
leave without pay to perform his 
legislative duties. This was first 
done under President (James) 
Genmiell. 

"The sabbatical list was 
prepared using a previous 



which was to be the document 
used for determining status of 
tenure for sabbaficals, it was 
determined his status was indeed 
full-time but with partial leave 
without pay." 

According to Wilshire, no 
other faculty member at CUP has 
the unique status Wright falls 
under. Shewell estimates it 
would take approximately one 
month to determine whether or 
not additional professors 
employed by SSHE (5,100 total) 
receive the same consideration 
as Wright 

Dr. Robert Balough, president 
of the CUP chapter of APSCUF 
told the Clarion Call last 
November that the grievance 
was a policy grievance and 
involved no one parficular 



individual. 

Balough said the grievance 
claimed CUP failed to abide by a 
previous agreement to meet and 
discuss the process for granting 
sabbatical leaves to qualified 
personnel. The grievance further 
alleged a change in the pattern of 
gran ring leaves in contrast with 
past practices of the university. 

In contrast, Shewell first said 
the grievance was a personnel 
matter, involving a particular 
individual and the details 
therefore could not be released. 

"The terms of the grievance 
are not public information," said 
Shewell, adding, "Because the 
grievance pertains to a specific 
faculty member, a specific 
person, it is considered a 
personnel matter." 

Shewell later said SSHE 
recommended CUP approve 
Wright's request for sabbatical 
leave after "further digging" and 
"reconstruction of seniority lists" 
clarified Wright's status and 
eligibility. 

"As to how part-time faculty 
qualify, they don't," explained 
Shewell, "The answer to (the) 
question of how Wright can 
qualify is professor Wright is a 
full-fime faculty member with 
partial leave without pay to 
perform his legislative duties. 
Wright has historically been 
listed as a full-time faculty 
member with parfial leave of 
absence to perform his 
legislaUve duties." 

"Why wasn't (University 
President) Reinhard aware (of 
Wright's status)? That is 
something you will have to ask 
the university," said Shewell, 
"The university will have to 
explain when the designation 
was made and who made it." 

Reinhard said in a telephone 
interview Feb. 29 that there was 
some question as to Wright's 
eligibility when he first applied. 
When asked if she was aware of 
Wright's unique status Reinhard 
declined to answer any further 
questions in the matter. 

According to Shewell, once an 
employees status has been 
determined at the university 
level there is no need for SSHE 
review of the issue or for the 
status to be renewed. 

When pressed for 



documentation under 

Pennsylvania's open records 
laws of the approval of Wright's 
request for leave without pay, 
both Wilshire and Shewell said 
the request had been forwarded 
to their respective legal councils. 
Shewell then indicated he had 
previously misspoken. 

"I was incorrect in stating that 
the (grievance) settlement was 
considered a personnel matter 
because it effects a specific 
person or will effect specific 
personnel in the future." 

Balough however, when asked 
to comment of the grievance 
settlement, said it was not based 
on any precedent and "was not 
precedent setting." 

The first mention of Wright's 
part-time status appears in the 
1978-79 Clarion University 
Undergraduate catalog and 
continues to mention his status 
as such through the 1993-94 
catalog. 

A review of minutes from 
board of trustees meeUngs for all 
of 1976, 1977 and 1978 stored in 
the CUP library's archives 
revealed no mention of Wright's 
change of status. 

Granted leaves of absence 
without pay are usually 
presented to the trustees for their 
information. Numerous other 
changes in employment status 
are mentioned, but not Wright's. 
CUP faculty senate meeting 
minutes from November 15, 
1976 do mention Wright's 
resignation from faculty senate, 
but no reason for that resignation 
is given. 

A review of summer course 
listings offered by CUP for the 
years 1991, 1992 and 1993 show 
no listings for courses taught by 
Wright. 

Instructors attending a Feb. 25 
meeting outlining sabbatical 
leave procedures for the 
upcoming year were told 
summer sabbaticals are rare but 
not impossible. 

Acting on advice from the 
Student Press Law Center in 
Washington, D.C., the Clarion 
Call has requested access to 
numerous documents relating to 
the case, including summer 
sabbatical pay scales and reasons 
offered by personnel requestinj^ 
sabbatical leaves. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Page? 



Hazing goes mental as well as physical 



Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Michael Davis hoped that one 
day he might win a Pulitzer Prize 
for reporting, a dream that was 
tragically short by a beating 
allegedly administered by his 
own fraternity brothers. 

Davis, 25, a junior in 
journalism and a staff writer at 
the Southeast Missouri State 
University's student newspaper. 
The Capaha Arrow, died Feb. 15 
of blunt while running through a 
gauntlet of punches at a football 
field. Instead of being taken to a 
hospital, he was carried to an 
off-campus apartment in Cape 
Girardeau, Mo., where he died. 

Family members said it was 
not the first time Davis had been 
beaten, and they had begged the 
young man to give up pledging 
for the fraternity after he 
returned home one day with a 
scratch on his nose. 

"When I asked him why he 
wanted to pledge this fraternity, 
he said, "Ma, when you're 
pledged, you have to take it,'" 
his mother, Edith Davis, told 
reporters. 

As of Feb. 23, seven fraternity 
members had been charged with 
involuntary manslaughter and 
hazing, three others facing 
hazing charges, and six alumni 
fraternity members were charged 
with hazing, said Ann Hayes, the 
university's news bureau 
director. Police are continuing 
their investigation. 

A Feb.. 22 memorial service 
was held on campus. "I think the 
whole campus here is mourning 
the death," Hayes said. 

Davis was a dedicated student 
with a bright future 



newspapers. "He seemed to American colleges and 

know where he was going and universities. Although physical 

what he was doing in punishment actually has been on 

joumahsm," Hayes said. the wane in recent years as a 




Illustration by Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Hazing in fraternities and sororities has led to several 
deaths throghout the country. This abuse can be physical 
and mental. 



in 



University President Kala 
Stroup ordered the Kappa Alpha 
Psi chapter permanently 
banished from campus. The 
group had been suspended in 
1988 for a year because of 
hazing. 

As the recent incident shows, 
hazing is alive and well in 



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result of increased awareness 
and prosecution, more insidious, 
"invisible" mental abuse of 
fraternity and sorority pledges 
continues. 

Stiffer, anti-hazing regulations 
in recent years - 38 states outlaw 
it - have made a difference in 
detering physical abuse of 
pledges, said Larry Lunsford, 
director of student affairs at 
Florida International University 
in Miami. Until the last 20 years, 
incidents in which pledges were 
publicly humiliated, paddled, 




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forced to consume often deadly 
amounts of alcohol, beaten to 
death, or deprived of sleep and 
food, were not unusual, he said. 

Lunsford, who has lectured 
nationally about hazing, said 
physical punishment hasn't been 
completely eliminated: 

"Undoubtedly some practices 
have gone underground or 
behind closed doors," he said, 
adding that most hazing now 
involves verbal abuse of pledges. 
"Things have gone 
underground on many campuses 
because national fraternities have 
taken very strong, positive steps 
to eliminate it (hazing)," said 
Eileen Stevens, founder of the 
Committee to Halt Useless 
College Killings - C.H.U.C.K. - 
the name of her 20-year -old son 
who died in 1978 from alcohol 
poisoning and exposure in a 
hazing incident at Alfred 
University in New Yoric. 

She estimates there have been 
60 hazing deaths since 1975, a 
figure that she admits may not be 
correct "because so many are 
characterized as accidents," just 
as her son's death initially was 
reported. 

Hazing also is hard to detect 
because membership in many 
organizations includes oaths of 
silence, she said. 

Those oaths coupled with a 
strong need to belong to a group 
often are more compelling to 
young people than publicly 
revealing the truth about the 
humiliation suffered at the hands 
of older fraternity members. 

At the University of Central 
Florida, three young men wanted 
to be part of a group, having 
pledged to become members of a 
fraternity, but they didn't expect 
to undergo a series of tests that 
included being hung upside 
down, blindfolded, and urinated 
on by seven of their "brothers" 
as a test of worthiness. 

"It's happening. You can be 
sure when I'm invited to a 
campus that there's a concern 
there," said Stevens who 
regularly lectures student groups 
about hazing. "Kids tell me there 
is still hazing. They may be 
minimizing it or doing 
something they think is less 
dangerous, but it is still 
happening. It can claim a life. It 
can ruin a family." 

Tradition is the main reason 
hazing survives, Lunsford said. 
Members and recent alumni 
believe that since they had to 
endure certain physical ot mental 
tests, new members should 



endure the same to build unity, 
he said, adding that "when a 
group's been doing it for 50 or 
60 years, it's hard to shut it 
down." 

Hazing dates back to the 
origins of the university in 
medieval Europe, a tradition that 
continued with early American 
university practices of testing 
incoming freshmen, as in making 
them wear special caps, 
Lunsford said. But it wasn't until 
the turn of the century that 
hazing became an accepted 
fraternity and sorority practice, 
tuming ugliest with the infusion 
of soldiers into colleges after 
World War II who harassed new 
fraternity members as they had 
treated military recruits, he 
added. 

Today, Greek membership is 
very popular among college 
students. The National 
Interfratemity Council estimates 
that its 63 member fraternities 
have 400,000 undergraduate 
members in U.S. and Canada and 
200,000 women are members of 
the 26 sororities that make up the 
National Panhellenic 

Conference. The NIC does not 
keep hazing statistics. 

While the incidence of 
physical tests of pledges may be 
diminishing, "mental and 
psychological duress is on the 
increase," Stevens said. 
"Mental" hazing may consist of 
pledges being forced to answer 
questions quickly, to take tests 
that have no answers, and to 
endure verbal humiliation that 
may not result in death but can 
take a great toll on new, 
impressionable college students 
who are eager to please their 
peers and fit in with a group, she 
said. 

"These are emotional scars that 
will be with those young people 
for the rest of their lives," 
Stevens said. 

"Their self-esteem is shattered, 
their confidence is shattered, 
they may drop out of school - 
there have been reports of 
suicide attempts." 

"Generally hazing has moved 
away from the physical to the 
mental mind games - more like 
intimidation, ridicule, 

humiliation said Andrew 
Robison, Greek adviser at the 
University of New Hampshire 
whose students last year 
provided much of the impetus 
for the state's new anti-hazing 
law. 

"It's nothing more than an ego 
uip," he added. 



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Board of Trustees unanimously approve rate hikes 

Room and board prices to increase next year 




By Rodney L Sherman 
Managing Editor 

Clarion University's Council 
of Trustees approved a motion at 
their March 9th meeting to 
extend University President 
Diane L. Reinhard's contract for 
one year and also appproved an 
increase in room and board rates 
for next year. 

Trustees unanimously 
approved the contact extension 
and the rate increases. 

Trustees moved to 
"recommend to the (State 
System of Higher Education) 
board of governors that the 
chancellor (of SSHE) be 
authorized to extend the contract 
of Dr. Diane L. Reinhard for one 
year." 

The extension, if granted at the 
state level, would keep Reinhard 
at the university through June 
30, 1997. 

Reinhard is currently signed 
under a "three year rolling 
contract" originally signed June 
1,1990. 

Tmstees approved a $50 rate 
hike for double occupancy 
rooms and a $100 hike for single 
occupancy rooms. 

It will be the first increase in 
three years. 

Current room rates are $1005 
for single occupancy and $805 
for double occupancy. 

The approved increases are 
lower than current rates at near- 
by state owned univeristies 
California University of 
Pennsylvania, Kutztown, East 
Stroudsburg, Millersville, West 
Chester, Edinboro, Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania, and 
Slippery Rock for double 
occupancy rooms. 

Rates will also go up for 
summer sessions, with a hike of 
$15 for single occupancy rooms 
and a $35 increases for single 
occupancy rooms, making the 
new rates $285 for the double 
and $370 for the single. 

The standard CUP 20 meal- 
per-week plan will jump from 
$596 to $607, with the 15, 10 
and five meals-per-week plans 
increasing $10, $7 and $5 
respectively. 

Larger increases are in store 
for the Optimum plan, which 
includes flex dollars and cash 
allowances. 

Flex dollars can be used in the 
Gemmell snack bar if the student 
wishes to eat there. 

Increases in the Optimum plan 
range from $9 for the 10 meal- 
per-week plan to $12 for the 15 



and 20 meals-per-week. 

A five meal-per-week flex 
plan, introduced last year, will be 
decreased in price from $425 to 
$408. 

CUP's meal plans are 
considerably less than meal 
plans at California, Edinboro, 
Indiana and Slippery Rock, 
which currently range from $638 
at lUP to $895 at Edinboro. 

Trustees were warned 
however, the low rates will 
probably increase when the food 
service contract comes up for 
renewal in June this year. 

Rates are set based on the 
Consumer Price Index and are 
adjusted based on those figures. 

Also discussed at the meeting: 

• CUP expects the two-year 
extension of the instructors 



union (APSCUF) contract, 
recently approved by the rank 
and file, to be ratified by the 
board of governors at the state 
level. 

• Construction work on both 
the Clarion and Venango 
campuses is on schedule. 
Founders and Harvey Halls at 
Clarion and Montgomery Hall at 
the Venango campus are all at 
various stages of improvement 
construction. 

• Renewal of the nursing 
program agreement with West 
Penn Hospital in Pittsburgh was 
recommended to the trustees by 
Provost and Academic vice 
president Dr. John Kuhn. 

The next meeting of the 
trustees is scheduled to be held 
at Venango campus on May 1 1 . 



Three students face theft and 
conspiracy charges from store 



By Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Three Clarion students have 
been charged in connection with 
an alleged plan to steal compact 
discs from the department store 
Jamesway. 

Michael John Ammann, 18, of 
Nair Hall/Greenville is being 
charged with possessing 
instruments of crime and retail 
theft, a summary offense. 

Thomas William Tanner, 18, of 
Nair Hall/Pittsburgh and Robert 
John Hinkle, 19, of Nair 
Hall/RD2 Wellsboro are both 
being charged with one count 
each of possessing instruments 
of crime and criminal 
conspiracy, both first-degree 
misdemeanor offenses. 

Store personnel told police 
three white males had been 
observed opening compact disc 
cases and one of the trio had 
opened a number of cases and 



placed the discs inside his coat, 
alleges State police Trooper 
James S. Cipalla. The stolen 
CD's were recovered by the 
store. 

Tlie three defendants allegedly 
conspired to manufacture tools 
capable of opening CD 
protective cases utilizing nails 
and electrical tape. 

Police also allege Hinkle 
indicated all three defendants 
had manufactured the tool, and 
discussed going to Jamesway to 
steal CDs. 

Hinkle allegedly told police he 
had opened four CD cases, while 
Tanner had opened five. While 
Tanner placed the contents of 
those he opened into his shirt, 
Hinkle said he sat the CDs he 
opened back. 

Hinkle allegedly told police 
Anmian and he attempted to get 
Tanner to put the items back but 
he declined to do so. 




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Autumn Leaf Festival meetings to begin 

The Clarion Area Chamber of Commerce has announced its first 
general meeting for the 41st Annual Integra Bank Autumn Leaf 
Festival which will be held on Wednesday, March 23 at the Clarion 
Holiday Inn at 7:00 p.m. 

In order to make the 1994 Integra Bank Autumn Leaf Festival as 
much a success as past festivals, they ask that everyone put forth the 
volunteer effort that has been displayed in the past. 

The Integra Bank Autumn Leaf Festival will begin on Saturday, 
October 1 and continue until Sunday, October 9. At the meeting they 
will discuss all the activities for the week and set an agenda for future 
meetings. 

Come and become a part of what has made the town of Clarion 
famous. If interested, contact the Clarion Area Chamber of 
Commerce at (814) 226-9161 by Monday, March 21, so that a place 
may be reserved. 

Book circulation increases at Carlson Library 

Book circulation is increasing at Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania's Carlson Library and Suhr Library at the Venango 
Campus, Oil City. 

Gerard McCabe, director of libraries, notes in his mid-year activity 
report of the Clarion University Libraries a 16.4 percent increase in 
book circulation from mid-year 1991-92 to mid-year 1992-93. This is 
despite overall circulation for other items such as periodicals, 
reserves, and media all showing declines. 

"The libraries continue to experience very good use proportional to 
enroUment and staff size," says McCabe. "As library users seem to 
transfer some of their attention to computer-based services for current 
information, it is interesting to observe that book circulation is 
increasing. Both loans and borrowing, to and from libraries, increased 
over last year's first half forecasting, perhaps, a very good increase 
for the end of this academic year." 

McCabe attributes some of the increase in book circulation to 
library efforts to add new books through the Library of Congress 
Surplus Book Program. Several times each year, McCabe makes a 
trip to Washington, D.C., where he purchases books and mixed 
media, at a cost of approximately $1 per item, from the program 
sponsored by the Library of Congress. On January 5, McCabe 
brought back over 700 items purchased through this program. The 
books go to both Carlson and Suhr Libraries and he also picked out 
some that will be given to the Clarion Free Library. 

"The increase in book circulation is an indication that this effort is 
working," says McCabe. "Our faculty and students are finding the 
books we have useful to them. At the same time, I am very pleased 
that the use of the compact disk read only memory (CD-ROM) data 
base is increasing. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Ambassadors attend Mil lprsville Conference 

Students gain opportunity to learn ideas and share organization skills 



By Kari Larson 
Contributing Writer 

Eight members of Clarion 
University's Student Alumni 
Association (Student 

Ambassadors) spent the weekend 
during winter break attending a 
conference held at Millersville 



University, Pennsylvania, with 
over 30 schools participating. 

The Student Alumni 
Association, which is advised by 
Mr. Al Kennedy, exists to 
su-engdien relationships between 
alumni and students. 
Participating in the conference 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following Is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted by 
Public Safety for the week of February 14 throi^h February 20. 

At approximately 1:26 a.m. on March 8, a non-student was cited for Public 
Drunkenness when observed staggering and falling on the sidewalk near 
Founders Hall 

On March 11, a student under the legal age was cited for Public 
Drunkenness and Minors Consumption at approximately 1:05 a.m. The 
student was observed staggering on the south side of Payne St. 

An adult male non-student was cited for Public Drunkenness after being 
observed urinating near a sidewalk close to Page Street on March 1 1 . This 
occurred at approximately 1:26 a.m. 

At approximately 2:15 a.m. public safety officers observed a pick up truck 
traveling at a high rate of speed in parking lot H. The operator of the truck 
exited the service road then stopped his vehicle and started to fight with 
another person. The operator, a non-student was cited for DUI and Disorderly 
Conduct. 

The theft of a wrist watch was reported on the 11th; however, the incident 
happened on the March 7. The wri.st watch was taken from room 107 in the 
Marwick Boyd Building between 3:00 and 4:00 p.m. when the complainant 
forgot the watch on the sink after washing his hands. The description is a 
gold/aluminum Gruen with a square face of ivory color and a sapphire winder. 
The watch has a Rolex style band. Valued at $250.00. 

A student was cited for underage drinking when observed drinking beer in a 
vehicle parked on campus. This happened at approximately 8:20 p.m. on 
March 11. 

A peach colored bed sheet was stolen from Nair Hall. The sheet was being 
used to write signatures of friends. The sheet was removed between 1:30 a.m. 
and 1:55 a.m. on March 12. 



at Millersville University were 
organization members Amy 
Bush (President), Karen 
Callahan, Angela Dear, Shelly 
Eisenman (Vice President), Mark 
Gerow, Will Haines, Dan 
Leightley and Laura Schurer 
(Secretary). 

At the conference, the Student 
Ambassadors had the 
opportunity to meet students 
from all over the United States, 
from New York to Maryland to 
Delaware to Washington D.C. 
and as far away as Canada. 

They had the opportunity to 
share their ideas of activities 
during Clarion University's 
Homecoming and pick up many 
tips on such things as how to get 
the organization recognized on 
campus, how to keep students 
interested, and how to create a 
profitable fund raiser that 
everyone will enjoy. 

Amy Bush and Shelly 
Eisenman enjoyed attending the 
conference and found it to be 
quite a rewarding experience. 
"We can't wait to go to the next 
one in Canada," Bush added. 

The Student Ambassadors' 
newest project is involvement in 
the Senior Luncheon which will 
be held May 8th at 12:30 in the 
cafeteria as a tribute to the 



Attention! 

If you are graduating during 

Summer '94 

FaU'94 

Spring '95 

and possibly 

Summer '95 or Fall '95 

Sign up for your 
senior pictures 
at Rm. 277 on 
Gemmell's 
bullentin board. 







graduating class. 

The Ambassadors are also 
keeping busy planning for 
Alumni Day which is on May 
7th. 

During this day, the Student 
Ambassadors will give tours to 
alumni and friends of the 
University. This will be followed 
by a reception at the President's 
residence. The Ambassadors are 



also selling bricks for the 
Commemorative Wall outside 
(jemmell Center. 

If you are interested in joining, 
meetings are held every other 
Wednesday at 8:30 in the 
Alumni House, with the next 
meeting scheduled for April 6th. 
More information can also be 
obtained from the Alunmi Office 
(226-2637). 



Search for new vice president 
brings in additional candidates 



By Kristin Lutz 
News Writer 



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The position of vice president 
for Finance and Administration, 
currently held by Wayne Key is 
still being deliberated and not 
expected to be decided on until 
mid-sununer. 

Key has been asked to assist 
the new vice president during 
the next year, focusing on the 
administrative side of the 
position. 

This will allow the new vice 
president sufficient time to 
concentrate on the financial 
operation of the university. 

The future of this position will 
be determined by the new vice 
president. Numerous candidates 
have been interviewed for the 
position and, while none of the 



already interviewed persons 
have been eliminated from 
consideration, the search 
committee is still in the process 
of looking for others. Dr. Joseph 
Geiger of the University of 
Idaho has withdrawn his name 
from consideration. 

"It is still the intention of the 
search committee to interview 
additional candidates and 
provide recommendations for 
President Reinhard in time for 
the new vice president to assume 
duties by July 1," said Dr. Rita 
Flaningam, chair of the search 
committee. 

Candidates that have been 
interviewed for the position are 
Geiger, Larry Elkins, Darryl 
Bierly, Carole Ann Peskin, and 
William Jackameit. 



Carlson Library 

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change for bills larger than $5. 
Rolls of climes will not be given 
when $5 are proffered for 

change. 

To help alleviate the problem 
with change for coin operated 
machines in the library, students 
are advised to bring as much 
change as possible to use these 
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Police seize money and guns 



CUP students charged in drug bust 



By Rodney L, Sherman 
Managing Editor 

Two Clarion University 
students have been arrested and 
charged in connection with 
receiving niarijuana through the 
mail. 

Stephen John Dasta, 24, of 
Murraysville, and Dennis R. 
DiPietro, 24, of Pittsburgh are 
charged with possession of drugs 
with intent to deliver and 
conspiracy, both unclassified 
felonies. 

According to documents filed 
at District Justice Tony Lapinto's 
office, charges stem from a 
package, addressed to "Den" 
DiPietro at 710B Merle Road, in 
Clarion, which contained four 
pounds of marijuana. 

The return address listed D. 
Horowitz of Sunrise, Fla. as the 



sender. 

Postal officials in Pittsburgh 
became suspicious of the 
package after a drug detection 
dog alerted them to the U.S. 
Express mailing. 

After obtaining a warrant to 
search the package, a postal 
inspector opened the box and 
found the drug. 

Law enforcement officials 
from the Clarion area were then 
alerted. 

The package was delivered to 
the Clarion address and signed 
for by a roommate of DiPietro. 

The roommate has not been 
charged. 

Police moved in after the 
package was delivered and made 
the arrests. 

At the time of their arrest, both 
DiPietro and Dasta had 
marking agent powder on their 



hands which had been pre-placed 
inside the package by U.S. postal 
inspectors in Pittsburgh. 

The marijuana was found 
under a bed in Dasta's bedroom. 

Also seized during the arrest 
was approximately $952, a 9 
millimeter handgun and a loaded 
magazine, two pellet guns, two 
baggies containing a "green 
vegetable matter" and one 
baggie containing seeds. 

Also seized were rolling 
papers, a com cob pipe, a brass 
pipe, a license to carry firearms 
issued in Westmoreland County 
and a package of "bat guano." 

Both men are free on $25,000 
bond and face a preliminary 
hearing on March 22. 

Details of that hearing will be 
published in a later issue of the 
Clarion Call. 



Students experience culture shock 

African american graduates 
seek academic role models 



Courtesy of 

College Press Services 

Marwin Spiller said he 
experienced "major culture 
shock" when he moved from 
Chicago's South Side to rural 
Southern Illinois University at 
Carbondale to pursue a doctorate 
in sociology. 

Particularly distressing was 
the lack of black professors as 
role models. 

"There are so few black 
students or professors in 
graduate school. It's even more 
extreme than at the 
undergraduate level," said 
Spiller, who is president of the 
National Black Graduate Student 
Association (NBGSA). 
Spiller, whose doctoral studies 



focus on racism in criminal 
justice and urban housing, is 
enrolled in a department that has 
no black faculty and only two 
other blacks pursuing advanced 
degrees. 

"Studies have shown that many 
African-American graduate 
students don't complete their 
studies, and I'm convinced it 
isn't due to difficult or 
demanding academic programs," 
Spiller said. "It's because of non- 
supportive and alienating 
academic environments." 

The NBGSA seeks to reverse 
this trend, linking 1,500 black 
student members from all 
academic disciplines to 
intellectual circles and 
communications networks 



nationwide, Spiller said. 

"The association tires to 
establish a community among 
black graduate students, to share 
research ideas among each other 
and relax in a comfortable 
atmosphere where ideas are 
received and new ideas 
formulated," he says. 

The NBGSA will hold its 
annual conference May 18-22 at 
Mississippi State University in 
Starkville, Miss. 

The organization also fosters a 
feeling of belonging through a 
biannual newsletter, and 
members communicate tiirough 
the African-American Student 
Network, a discussion network 
on BITNET, an international 
computer network. 




Are YOU feeling a little 
pale? Come use our 
tanning facilities 

Give us a call at 226-5323 



Students are 

invited to attend 

Pennsylvania 

Career Day on 

Thurs., April 7 

from 10 a.m. to 4 

p.m. at the 

Intramural 

Building on Fenn 

Staters University 

Park campus,. 



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All information is taken from court records at District Justice 
Tony Lapinto's office. 

From the week of 3-3-94 

The following defendants are charged with summary offenses 
punishable by up to a $300 fine and 90 days in jail upon 
conviction. 

Seth M . Harrigan, 19, Nair Hall/Mechanicsburg 
Charged with underage consumption of alcohol, public 
drunkenness and unauthorized use of dairy cases, at 12:30 a.m. 
Feb. 4 at the rear of Chandler Dining Hall. Defendant was 
allegedly extremely intoxicated to the point where he had difficulty 
speaking. Defendant allegedly was stopped while in possessi(Hi of 
the dairy cases, which are private property. 

Tracie Jean Mathis, 19, Campbell Hall/New Brighton 
Charged with harassment at 12:30 a.m. Feb. 2 and 1:00 a.m. Feb. 
6 in Campbell Hall. Defendant allegedly harassed and threatened 
residents of another dormitory room by threatening to knock their 
teeth out and kill them. 

Antron D. Sims, 22, Grand Avenue, Clarion/Cleveland, Ohio. 
Charged with harassing and stalking at 11:45 p.m. Feb. 4 in 
Clarion Township. Defendant allegedly grabbed a 22 year-old 
female around the neck and pushed her to the ground. 

Peter M. O'Rourke, 19, Sheridan Road, Clarion/Staten Island, 
New York. 

Charged with carrying false identification at 12:27 a.m. Feb. 5 at 
the Captain Loomis Inn. Defendant allegedly presented another 
person's driver's license to Captain Loomis Inn personnel to gain 
entrance. 

Aleasha D. Stevens, 20, Clarion/Greensburg. 

Charged with retail theft at 8:25 p.m. Feb. 10 at CVS, Main 
Street, Clarion. Defendant allegedly removed nail polish and 
lipstick valued at $52 from the store. 

Michael J. Ammann, 18, Nair Hall/ Greenville. 
Charged with retail theft at Jamesway, Feb. 7. Defendant 
allegedly removed a compact disc of unknown value from the 
store. 

Julie S. Wingard, 23, Liberty Street, Clarion. 
Charged with retail theft at Jamesway on Feb. 10, approximately 
4:00 p.m. Incident involved items of $106 in value. 

Edward J. Griebel, 20, Wilkinson Hall. 

Charged with disorderly conduct at 12:35 a.m. Feb. 6 in 
Wilkinson Hall. Defendant allegedly pulled a fire alarm resulting 
in the building being evacuated. 

Kassandra L. Kaelin, 19, Clarion/Knox. 

Charged with issuing bad checks totaling $38 on Dec. 11 and 12 
to Riverside Market, Clarion. 

In a separate incident, Kaelin pled guilty before District Justice 
Gregory Long in Knox to issuing a $5 bad check to Selker 
Brothers on Oct. 8 and a $9 bad check on Sept. 9 to Tom's 
Riverside in Beaver Township. Fines, costs and restituUon in that 
court total $192. 

Samara A. Khan, Becht Hall/Elizabethtown, Kentucky. 
Charged with issuing a bad check in the amount of $10 to Four 
Star Pizza on Dec. 11. 



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Outside Clarion 



Loch Ness Mo nster picture from 1932 is nothing more than toy submarine 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



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World 

Famous monster picture 
proved fake 

The purported Loch Ness 
monster pictured in a famous 
1934 photo was just a toy 
submarine fitted with a fake sea- 
serpent head, two Loch Ness 
researchers say. 

Researchers Alastair Boyd and 
David Martin claim one of the 
conspirators in the hoax told 
them about it just before he died 
in November at age 90, the 
Sunday Telegraph newspaper 
reported. 

Boyd and Martin said the 
model was one foot high and 18 
inches long. 

The keel of a toy submarine 
was fitted with lead to make the 
model ride steady in the water. 

U.S. fights China 
entry into GAIT 

Support is rising for China's 
quick entry into the main trade 
organization, apparently 
isolating the United States in its 
concerns about Beijing's human 
rights policy and the scope of 
economic reform. 

Tuesday, representatives of 
Japan, the European Community, 
Canada, Uruguay and 
Scandinavian nations said the 
world's most populous naUon 
should join the General 
Agreement on Trade and Tariffs 
as soon as possible. 

Nation 

Clinton extends nuclear 
test ban 

President Clinton is extending 
the U.S. Moratorium on testing 
nuclear weapons for a year 
despite China's resumption of 
tests, the White House said 
Tuesday. 

His decision now to extend the 
moratorium through September 
1995 was in part a recognition of 
restraint shown by other nuclear 
powers in not responding to 
China's test with their own 
detonations, said White House 
Press Secretary Dee Dee Myers. 

Kuralt pulls off to side 
of the road 

Charles Kuralt is on the road to 
retirement. 
The thoughtful CBS newsman 



with the deep mellow voice who 
poked around America's small 
towns - and found a story in 
every one - will retire May 1 
after 37 years with the network, 
CBS said Tuesday. 

"CBS News has been the best 
place on Earth to have a career 
as a reporter and each of my 37 
years has been better than the 
year before," Kuralt, 59, said in a 
statement. 

"I have done every satisfying 
thing under the sun in television 
news, and would like to explore 
some side roads of life." 

Kuralt, now the anchor of the 
CBS News show "Sunday 
Morning," said his first post- 
retirement project would be a 
book about America. 

Woman wins as faux 
Hemingway 

"Then she smiled," Bemice 
Richmond wrote. 

"She did not have to smile. She 
did not have to hck her lips with 
that tongue, the kind that would 
not quit. 

What was she trying to do? 
Was this her way of being coy at 
1 a.m., or was there a poppy seed 
caught in her teeUi?" 

Sound bad? You bet. 
Richmond became the first 
woman winner of the annual 
International Imitation 

Hemingway Competition. 

Richmond, who owns a 
greeting card company in 
Westfield, N.J., said she used 
"divergent hiking to mimic 
America's paragon of 
masculinity and compose a pithy 
passage titled "Here's To You." 
"I can get into anybody's head," 
she said. 

The rules for the contest are 
simple: Send one really good 
page of really bad Hemingway. 
Be funny. Be Earnest. 

"God only knew," Richmond's 
entry continued. "If there was a 
God. And if there was a God and 
He knew, He was not talking. 

And even if He did know and 
was talking, no one would have 
been listening. Not here. Not 
now. 

State 

Bill targets illegal bus passing 

Fines for passing a school bus 
with flashing red lights would 
increase fivefold under a bill the 
state House approved Tuesday. 

The House also voted to 
preserve existing law that calls 



for a 60-day license suspension 
for such violations. 

"This strengthens the law we 
have on the books for those who 
would approach a school bus 
and still drive pass that bus and 
endanger the kids who are 
getting on or getting off [the 
bus]," said Rep. Kevin Blaum, 
D-Luzeme. 

The bill, sponsored by 
Democratic Caucus Chairman 
Jeffrey Coy of Franklin County, 



was approved 187-9 and now 
goes to the Senate. 

The proposal would raise fines 
to $500 from $100. 

Pager helps police solve case 

An electronic pager helped 
police crack a murder case, and 
the suspects were sentenced to 
life in prison. 

James McCormick, 20, was 
gunned down in a Pittsburgh 



street in December 1992 after he 
was summoned from a craps 
game by a call to his pager. 

Police solved the case after 
finding the phone number of 
another man, Stephen Knight, in 
the pager's memory. Knight, 22, 
and Ronald Fairiror, 18, both of 
Pittsburgh, were convicted of 
first-degree murder. A jury 
sentenced them Monday. 

Darnell Williamson, 21, was 
found guilty of conspiracy. 




Courtesy of 
College Press 



Naked man gets no laughs 

Twenty years ago, students and 
professors erupted in laughter 
when streakers dashed in and out 
of classrooms. 

Tunes have changed. 

Several faculty members from 
the College of Journalism and 
Communication expressed 
outrage after a naked man burst 
into an advertising classroom, 



loudly identified himself as 
"Batman" and beat a hasty 
retreat, the Independent Florida 
Alligator reported. 

Professor Sallie Middlebrook, 
who was teaching the class, said 
she didn't appreciate the 
interruption. 

"He spread his arms and legs 
and said, "Batman,"' 
Middlebrook said. "I was 
standing there in awe." 
Middlebrook said she locked the 
door after the slender male with 
light-brown hair left the room. "I 



can see the humor (in the 
situation)," she said, "but to me 
it's not funny." 

Streaking is not as innocent an 
activity as it once was. "You 
don't know what motivates that," 
she said. "Times have changed 
so much." Meanwhile, 
Journalism Dean Ralph 
Lowenstein said he found the 
incident "absolutely disgusting," 

"I believe if the person can be 
found he ought to be 

prosecuted," he said. 



The Clarion Call is currently 
accepting applications for the 
following executive positions: 



Editor-in-Chief 

IVIanaging Editor 

News Editor 

Sports Editor 

Lifetsyles Editor 

Advertising IVIanager 



Ad Design Manager 

Circulation Director 

Business Manager 

Copy and Design 

Editor 

Photo Editor 



These positions are for the 

Fall 1994 Spring 1995 school year. 

Applications can be picked up at the 

Clarion Call office 270 Gemmell. 



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(3:30) 'Breakm 2 Elec. 



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ABC News 



UB/^ Mama 



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1980) PG' l**Vii ■Happy New Year" (1987) PG 



Sportacantar NCAA 



MacGyvar "name's End" 



Da8ig.Hittar 



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** "L/sa" (1990) Staci Keanan. 'PG-13 



** "OU Explorers"" (1990) Jose Ferrer. 



CraivKida iSafcite 



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Collage BaahetlMll: NCAA Tournament 



Simpsons q 



Mad-You 



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•* "77w Last Dragon"' (1985, Drama) Taimak. 'PG-13 



Sportacantar NCAA 



Wings q iWings q 



'Mom and Dad Sa\^ the World" (1992) q 



"Assault at West Point: Johnson Wiittaker" 



Looney 



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FRIDAY EVENING MARCH 18. 1994 



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Bullwinkle 



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Unsolved Mysteries 



Motorcycle Racing: AMA 



Murder. She Wrote g 



In Color 



Seinfeldg 



Herman 



Fraslarg 



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Comedy Jam 



LA. Law (In Stereo) q 



11:00 I UW 



Real San 8 q 



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"Leprchn." 



Collage Basketball: NCAA Tournament 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Collage BaskettwH: NCAA Tournament 



** "Meatballs Part If" (1984 



LA. Law (In Stereo) q 



•*• "Enter Laughing" (1967, Comedy) Jose Ferrer. 



Comedy) Richard Mulligan. 



Newsq 



Paid Prog. 



News q I Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



SnowboardarlWoild Cup Sfcling 



"Accidental Meeting" (1994, 



[Skiing: U.S. Pro Tour 



*it^/2 "White Ughtning" (1973) 'PG' 



•** "A League of Their Own" (1992) Geena Davis. 'PG 



Suspense) Linda Purl, g [Wings q 



•* "Leprec/iat/n "(1992) Wanwick Davis. 



Partridge IMorfc 



Sisters q 



I Love Lucy 



Bucky 



BobNewhart 



Sportacantar 



Wingaq 



**V2 "I Come in Peace" (1990) Dolph Lundgren. 'R 



**V2 "f^Kwstowr? " (1992) James Woods 



M.T. Moore IM.T. Moore 



**V^^Evi^^vn^J^%^^^m^tW^f^eDw^^ 



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UpCtose 



Quantum 



"Baby Peril" 



jt-kyt "fleten<te5S"(1989) 



Get Smart 



Unsohwd 



My^eriN 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



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Donahue (In Stereo) q 



Empty Nast iChaersq 



CoHege Basketball 



College BaskatbaN 



Tmy Toon 



Copsq 



Anananiacs 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00) "The Last Dragon" 



Woild Cup Skiing 



Pyranwd iPyranwd 



Coachq 



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Family M. 



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ABC News 



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FuH House q 



Newsq 



Roseanneq 



NBC News 



**Vi "True Stories" (1986, (^omedy) DavkJ 



Sportacanter NCAA 



MacGyvar (In Stereo) 



(3:35) •** "The Natural" (1984) Robert Redford. PG' 



(3:30) "Perry Mason" 



Looney TCraiy Kids 



Desig. Hitter 



Bitsy Spider 



Byrne. "PG" 



Skiing 



Prob.Chikl 



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Rosaanne q 



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Wh. Fortune 



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Fam. Mat |Boy-Workl 



Viper "Thief of Hearts " q 



Step by Step 



9:30 



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•Mi "Final Impact" (1991) Lorenzo Lamas. 



Mr. Cooper 



College Baaketball: NCAA Tournament 



Eyes of Terror" (1994, Suspense) Bart)ara Eden, q 



College Baaketball: NCAA Tournament 



Briaco County. Jr. 



Viper "Thief of Hearts'" q 



*•• "The Kremlin Letter (■\97Q) Bibi ArKlerson. PG 



Sportacantar NCAA 



Wings q IWings q 



** "Toys'" (1992, Fantasy) Robin Williams. "PG-13" q 



**Vi "'The Karate Kid" (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. (In Stereo) "PG" 



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Supermarket 



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Shop-Drop 



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Alive: Later 



Bulhfrinkle 



UnsoWed Mysteries 



X-Files "Miracle Man" q 



20/20 q 



11:00 



Naked Gun 3 



Newsq 



News 



11.30 



People Mag. 



Chearsg 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nightlineg 



Collage Basketball: NCAA Tournament 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Collage BasketbaH: NCAA Tournament 



•*• "Creeps/H?w " (1982, Horror) AdrienneBartwau. 



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"gyas of Terror "(1994, Suspense) Barbara Eden, q [Newsq [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



*• "The Last Survivors' (1975, Drama) [**• "The Chase" (1966, Drama) Marlon Brando. 



NHL Hockey: Chicago Blackhawks at New Yori< Rangers. (Live) 



Swimsuit 



Murder, Sha Wrote g 



[•••• "The French Connection" (1971, Drama) Gene Hackman. q 



Sportacenter [Up Ctose 



"SflyageBeacft" (1989) 



"Children of the Com II" 



*** "Forever Young" (1992) Mel Gibson, j* "Novel Desires" (1991, Adult) 'R' 



**^/2 "Alive" n%3, Drama) Ethan Hawke. R' g 



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(3:00) "Enter the Dragon"' jBaywatch (R) (In Stereo) q 



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(3:00) "The Kremlin Letter" [•**% "'^teenceof Ma/>ce"" (1981) Paul Nevimian. "PG" 



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[Horse R. IWorM Cup Skiing 



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Road Home (In Stereo) q 



Road Home (In Stereo) q 



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Winnetka Road (In Stereo) 



•** "Damn the Defiantr (1962) Alec Guinness. 



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•*V; "This Boy's Life" (1993) Robert De Niro. "R" g 



*•* "5eetfe;wce "(1988, Comedy) Michael Keaton. "PG' 



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•** "A Gathering of Oki Men" (1987) Louis Gossett Jr.. 



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Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables "Cuba" q 



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Girt" (1966, Comedy) 



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•• "Sfringer "(1992) Tim Thomerson. "R" [•* "flap/tf F/re" (1992) 'R' 



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(3:30) PGA Golf: Nestle Invitational - Final Round. (Live) 



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Colege Baskatbal: NCAA Tournament - Second Round Game. (Live) 



•*V^ "Hawks" (1988, Comedy) Tinwthy Dalton. 



(3:30) PQA GoW: Nestle InvitatHXial - Final Round. (Live) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



(3:30) ***yi "The Sand Pebbles" (1966, Adventure) Steve McQueen. 



LPGA GoW: Standard Register Ping 



(3:00) "Ernest-Camp" 



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"77ie Gun in Betty Lou"s Hancttug"' (1992) 



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"Acckiental Meetiiv]'" (1994, 



[Boxing: Michael Bentt vs. Herbie Hide, q 



•••• "Seven Days in May' 



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Suspense) Linda Puri. q jCasa Ctosed (R) q 



Ready or Net 



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Real Sex 8 



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Night Court 



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Urnolve^Jnteries^ 



Partridge [Mort( 



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Page 13 



Lifestyle 



The Steel Bandits: truly unique, diverse talent 



by Anji Brown 

Assistant Lifestyles Editor 

Begin with six talented mu.si- 
cians. Then add 20 handcrafted 
fifty-five gallon chrome plated 
steel drums, woodwinds, synthe- 
sizer and rhythm machines, plus 
throw in beautiful vocal and 
dance routines. Put this all this 
together, and you have six talent- 
ed musicians from the same fam- 
ily, using the title of the Steel 
Bandits. 

The six adopted family mem- 
bers are the children of Joseph 
and Inez George who act as the 
Steel Bandits band and road 
managers. The six wonders age 
from 11 to 21, their names being: 
Rodney, Valerie, Terry, 
Lamarra, Albert, and Levi 
George. 

The band was organized in 
1981 when Inez George pur- 
chased steel drum instruments, 
thinking they would be a positive 
source of recreation for her chil- 
dren. Obviously it was, because 
now they have made a career out 
of playing these steel drum 
instruments by becoming the 
Steel Bandits. 
The Steel Bandit's music has 




The Steel Bandits dazzles their 

been said to "touch the soul and 
immortalize the memory." All 
of the seven members possess 
talent, having mastered several 
instruments. Most sing and 
dance beautifully as well, each 
projecting their own individual 
style. The performance is sure to 



audience with very rare and 

be an eye catcher with the color- 
ful costumes and the dazzling 
bouquet of light featured. While 
on stage, the audience never 
knows what the Steel Bandits are 
going to do next, and they offer 
that same unpredictability in 
their music selections. Rather 



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diverse performances. 

than limiting themselves to the 
U-aditional calypso sound that's 
generally associated with their 
instruments, they've embraced 
such diverse styles as Top 40, 
Big Band Swing, 50's oldies, 
Country and Western, Broad- 
way, Rap Reggae, opera and sev- 



eral original songs which their 
audiences especially love and 
request. In fact, the only pre- 
dictable part of their perfor- 
mance is the reviews, bravos, 
rousing applause and calls for 
"encore, encore" they receive 
after the show. 

After a dazzling perfonnance 
at a political fundraiser, the Steel 
Bandits received a letter of com- 
mendation from President 
Reagan. The Steel Bandits have 
recently performed reviews at 
the Grammys, Los Angeles; 
Tropicana Hotel, Las Vegas; 
Marriott World Center, Orlando; 
plus many more. 

This group has a great love for 
music and humanity that is 
always clearly evident on and off 
stage. This will be a powerful 

show, one you cannot afford to 
miss! 

Clarion University will host 
the Steel Bandits on Monday, 
March 21 at 8:00 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi purpose room. 
Tickets are $9 for adults, $5 for 
children 12 and under, and free 
for Clarion University students 
with a valid student ID. For 
more information call 226-2312, 
for tickets call 226-2459. 



Celebrate centuries of St. Patrick's Day 



The fallin g of the white; the wearing of the "green 



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by Keith M. Mient 
Lifestyles Writer 



There is more to St. Pauick's 
Day than just the "wearing of the 
green." 

Roman Catholics and people of 
Irish nationality celebrate this 
infamous holiday evefy year on 
March 17. They celebrate in 
honor of St. Patrick the AposUe 
of Ireland and the country's 
patron saint. He was born in 
Britain around 389 A.D. to 
Roman parents, and though they 
were religious, Patrick gave no 
thought to religion until the age 
ofl6. 

At this age he and other young 
men and women were sold as 
slaves over in Ireland by Irish 
raiders and pirates. Pauick was 
sold as a herdsmen for six years 
in Slemish in County Antrium. 
This time of solitude and depri- 
vation began giving him an 



awareness of God in his life. In 
his sixth year of slavery, Patrick 
decided it was time to escape. 

One night Patrick was given 
the idea to escape while having a 
dream. He would make his way 
to the harbor and board a ship 
that would give him his freedom. 
For a littie while PaU-ick found 
comfort in being reunited with 
his family but he knew he must 
return to Ireland to face his cap- 
tors. He faced King Laoghaire 
and the druids who kidnapped 
him. Patrick would not only 
confront those who hurt him; but 
also travelled all around the 
country, converting Christianity, 
schools and monestaries. 

After serving about 30 years as 
a dedicated missionary, Patrick 
retired to Saul in Downpatrick 
where he died on March 17, 461. 
The famous carved "P" signifies 
his grave which pilgrims visit 



each year. Patiick's devotion to 
Christianity is one of the most 
successful in history. 

Two things that always signify 
St. Patrick's Day are the color 
green and the shamrock. A 
touch of green color can be 
found anywhere on March 17. 
In keeping with tiie spirit of the 
holiday a green shirt may be 
worn or a green button that says 
"Kiss Me, I'm Irish." For some- 
one truly Irish at heart having 
their hair tinted green or drinking 
green beer is a way to celebrate 
St. Patrick's Day. Over 29 years 
ago the city of Chicago did 
something a litUe unusual. The 
mayor of the "Windy City" 
ordered that 100 pounds of emer- 
ald green dye to be poured into 
the Chicago River. This tradi- 
tion is not carried out today. 
Canadians wear green on St. 
Patrick's Day whether or not 



they are Irish as in the United 
States. 

Another touch of green you 
will see is the shamrock. The 
three leaves form the Holy 
Trinity and the strengUi and truth 
that it gives. To give special 
honor to the shamrock, most 
people follow^a 100 year-old tra- 
dition known as drowning the 
shamrock. In drowning the 
shamrock, people either eat their 
fill or drink their fill to give 
recognition to tiiis symbol. St. 
Patrick's Day is the only day 
during the Lenten season when 
people will eat and drink their 
fill. 

As with any holiday, celebra- 
tions and parties are not uncom- 
mon on St. Patrick's Day. The 
one celebration that gets the 
most attention occurs in New 
York every year dating back to 
1762. From the first parade held 



until 1838 Uie Friendly Sons of 
St. Patrick would sponsor and 
organize Uiese parades, however, 
in 1838 the Ancient Order of 
Hiberians began to give their 
support and organize these 
parades. This group continues to 
sponsor these parades today. 

The parade usually lasts all 
day. Festivities begin around 
noon and can go from 5-6 p.m. 
and starts at Fifth Avenue cover- 
ing an overall distance of 2 1/2 
miles with as many as 125,000 
marchers. The spectacular event 
gives marchers a chance to see 
two significant historical places. 
On 50th Street they have a 
chance to see St. Patrick's 
Cathedral. Then walking on 
64th Street they march past a 
reviewing stand where politi- 
cians and guests gather to share 
Uie importance and enthusiasm 

Continued on pg. 18 



Page 14 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



CUP graduate writes biography about MS 



^V Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



When you graduate from col- 
lege, you have this overwhelm- 
ing feeling of superiority, like 
you could take on the world. 
Your life is full of decisions to 
make for your life, but you 
almost always have a choice of 
what is best for you. 

But what happens if all choices 
are suddenly made for you, leav- 
ing you with nothing but a life 
full of limitations. Janet Lee 
Jones can tell you all about that 
feeling in her new book. One 
Particular Harbor , which is now 
out in bookstores and in the 
Gemmell bookstore. 

Jones is a 1973 graduate of 
Clarion University with a bache- 



lor's degree in communication. 
Just fresh from CUP, she 
searched for a decent job and 
luckily found one as a disc jock- 
ey in Pittsburgh, where she 
resides. 

Jones believed she had it made 
until she was hospitalized and 
diagnosed with Multiple 
Sclerosis (MS), a disease that 
slowly deteriorates the human 
body. However, her doctors told 
her that she had a fair chance of 
leading an active and productive 
life for years to come. 

Both frustrated yet hopeful, 
Jones (or J. J.) decided to pack up 
her troubles and move to Alaska, 
where she had dreamed of living 
since she was little. During a 
long remission of MS, J. J. found 
a house (log cabin) in the woods. 



a decent job and a new car all in 
the first few days. Pretty soon, 
she forgot all about her disease. 

Through years of wonder and 
exploration, J.J. takes us along 
with her in her story through 
many adventures in the "last 
frontier." Her summers were 
spent climbing glaciers, fishing 
for crab, sailing ancient pirate 
schooners and chasing men for 
sport. The cold winters were 
filled with dogsled racing, whale 
chasing and many other life- 
threatening pursuits. 

After a while the remission 
was halted by more and more 
attacks of MS, and J.J. coura- 
geously resorted to the "psychic 
surgeons" of Southeast Asia. 
She endures 26 bloody, bare- 
handed "operations" — all per- 



formed in such a way that would 
cost American doctors their life 
savings in lawsuits. 

Although the disease temporar- 
ily subsided, the MS reasserted 
itself by taking away the use of 
both her legs. By her 30th birth- 
day, J.J. stopped running away 
from the disease and was admit- 
ted into a rehabilitation center. 
From there, she takes us inside 
for an intimate, exceptionally 
graphic (and often very funny) 
look at what it takes to prepare 
oneself for life with a serious 
disability. 

But J.J. didn't quit at that 
point, and she took off to Alaska 
for one last adventure until her 
brother invited her to Honolulu 
for the winter. She spent most of 
the time scuba-diving (wheel- 



chair and all) for an unforget- 
table underwater experience. 

The conclusion of One 
Particular Harbor takes J. J. back 
home to Pittsburgh as she is now 
profoundly disabled with often 
unbearable pain. She is almost 
completely dependent on others 
for even her most basic, intimate 
needs. But her dignity and out- 
rageous sense of humor amaz- 
ingly remains intact, and she 
speaks to us (quite frankly) of 
what it takes to live the way she 
now must, and we come away 
feeling somehow refreshed and 
even invigorated. 

Why? Maybe it's just that 
once in a while it helps to be 
reminded that life, regardless of 
its circumstances, truly is what- 
ever we choose to make of it. 



Management accounting seminar to be held 



By Toni Ross 
Lifestyles Writer 



Clarion University will be 
hosting a seminar called 'Theory 
of Constraints: Management 
Accounting Perspectives." The 
seminar, which will take place in 
the Gemmell Student Complex 
on March 23 from 8:15 a.m. to 
4:40 p.m. 

The seminar is co-sponsored 
by the Institute of Management 
Accountants (IMA) Northwest 
Keystone Chapter, IMA 
Pennsylvania Northwest Chapter 
and Clarion University of 



Pennsylvania and its Center for 
Accounting Education and 
Research. 

Three sessions will be held; the 
first is entitled, "Cycle Time 
Management: The Balancing 
Constraint Between Inventory 
Investments and Customer 
Service." The other two are " 
Theory of Constraints: Moving 
Form the Cost World to the 
Throughput World," and 
"Evaluating the Impact of the 
Theory of Constraints - parts I 
and II." The first session will by 
presented by Curtis Songer and 
William O'Shurak and John C. 



Heiman will present the other 
two. 

Curtis Songer is a senior man- 
ager with the Deloitte and 
Touche management consulting 
division in Pittsburgh. John 
Heiman is a managing partner of 
Greytech Associates. 

The conference will address 
numerous issues in the account- 
ing world. Topics to be dis- 
cussed include "Managing Stress 
in Organizations," "Organi- 
zational Impact of Business Re- 
engineering," "Competitive 
Constraints in a Russian 
Federation," and "ISO 9000: 



Internal Standards - Measure- 
ments and Controls." These ses- 
sions will be conducted by 
Clarion University professors as 
well as several members of the 
business world. 

A panel called "Theory of 
Constraints: Viewpoints" will 
be moderated by Cheryl A. 
Walker, vice-president for pro- 
fessional education Northwest 
Keystone Ch^^ter of IMA. 

Speaking at the seminar will 
by Cheryl Walker, Mrs. Joan 
chevalier, Dr. Charles Pineno, 
Dennis Beggs, and Maratin 
Cummins. 



Up to eight continuing profes- 
sional education credits are 
available for participants in the 
seminar. A registration fee is 
required: $60 fa all conference 
sessions; $45 for one-half day; 
and $25 for students. The fee 
includes the book "The G(^;' 
lunch at the Gemmell Student 
Complex, and refreshments. 

Contact the office of 
Continuing Education in 108 
Carrier Administration Building 
at (814) 226-2227 for registra- 
tion and more information. 



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Page 15 



Senior Spotlight 

Hoover says involvement on campus is key 



hy Melissa J. Caraway 
lifestyles Writer 

If you don't him personally you 
at least know who he is. In my 
opinion, Brian Hoover is one of 
the most recognizable people on 
Clarion University's campus and 
definitely deserving of this 
week's "Senior Spotlight." 

For those of you who do not 
know Brian personally, he is the 
current (as well as one of the 
past) Student Senate Presidents. 
He enjoys his position because 
of the opportunities presented to 
work with all kinds of people. 

According to Brian his love of 
people is what brought him to 
Clarion University. "Clarion 
was the first school that I visited 
and I thought the people and the 
campus were great. When I 
came up for orientation, I was 
just blown away because every- 
one was so nice." What made 
him stay: "I like people and I 
love making friends. " 

Those of you who do know 
"Hoov" realize that he is so 
much more than the president of 
the Senate. Brian is involved in 
more tbsui 17 cfifferent organiza- 
tions, including the President's 
Student Advisory Board, and the 
Board of Trustees (he is the 
Student Trustee). He enjoys 
becoming and staying involved 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Brian Hoover knows how to really get involved on campus. 

with campus activities. And Brian definitely has the 

Although, this may be what experience. Along with his 

made him so popular he insists 

that popularity is not the reason 

why he keeps so busy. "I love 

being involved in challenging 

situations and I don't consider 

any of my positions to be just 

resume material. The popularity 

doesn't matter... the experience 

does. " 



incredibly extensive run in 
Student Senate, he is also very 
active in residence life. Hoover 
has been a resident assistant, or 
RA, for six semesters and has 
also acted as an orientation 
leader for three consecutive sum- 
mers, and has no intention of 
slowing down. 

In fact, he believes that the 
most important thing a college 
student can do is to get involved. 
"Get out and meet people. And 
even if you only get involved 
with just one organization work- 
ing with one set of people during 
a semester, your involvement 
will probably lead to another to 
another organization with anoth- 
er set of people. You meet peo- 
ple that will get you involved. I 
would have had no accomplish- 
ments if I had sat in my room." 

Hoover contributes a lot of his 
successes to his friends, the stu- 
dents of Clarion University, and 
the university administration. 
Through Dr. Curtis, the advisor 
to Student Senate and Mary 



Walter and Scott Horch, of resi- 
dence life, Brian has earned an 
"extracurricular" education. 
"They taught me as much as I 
was taught in the classroom." 

Other people that Brian credits 
for assisting him include his stu- 
dent Senate Vice-President, Amy 
Donahue, his girlfriend Marcie 
Cattivera and his family. "My 
family has been really supportive 
of what I do. I could never 
thank them enough." 

When asked how he has 
changed Clarion, Brian said, 
"It's not just me [that's changed 
Clarion], it's the groups that I 
have been a part of. I may have 
been influential in the making of 
the some decisions, but I couldn't 
have done it myself." Brian uses 
the 1994 Senate as an example. 
"They are good strong people." 

Brian Hoover wants to be 
remembered as being an honest 
and good person. He wants peo- 
ple to say, "He was a fun guy 
[who] was great to be around." I 
don't forsee a problem with that. 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-A 35-year-old man in Eagle 
Valley, Colorado, who was 
badly beaten in the face in a fight 
at the Brush Creek Saloon on 
New Year's Eve, called an 
ambulance shortly after he 
arrived home because, when he 
blew his nose, his left eyeball 
came loose from the socket. 
Dwtors repaired his eye orbiter 
bone and repositioned the eye- 
ball. 

-In San Leandro, California in 
January, when neighbors report- 
ed two weeks of mail and news- 
papers piling up outside, police 
broke into the home of Frederic 
Green, 82. After examining his 
stiff, cold body, police officers 
assumed Green was dead and 
called for a coroner. As the 
coroner was taking photographs 
of the scene, the flash from his 
camera momentarily startled 
Green, who regained conscious- 
ness. 

-A German court ruled in 
November that at the prison in 
Giessen, Germany guards may 
not enter inmates' cells without 
first knocking and being invited 
in. German law requires prisons 
to reflect general living condi- 
tions outside the prison as much 
as possible. 

-According to witnesses, a 
middle-aged man, six-feet-four, 
with a gray beard robbed a con- 
venience store in Perryopolis, 
Pennsylvania in August. As a 
disguise, he was wearing a large 
rabbit head, including large, 
floppy ears. However, the face 
had been cut out so that the rob- 
ber's face was fully visible. 

-Sarah F. Bates, 58, was arrest- 
ed in Franklin, Tennessee on 
Christmas day after she allegedly 
punched her son-in-law Richard 



Harrington and threw a stereo at 
his son (her grandson), injuring 
him. She was upset because she 
disagreed with Harrington's 
decision to let the boy sit at the 
"grown-ups'" table for dinner. 

-Sharon Church, 24, who lives 
near Atlanta, was sentenced to 
15 years in prison in November 
for an assault against a 27-year- 
old male pedestrian. After luring 
the man into her apartment, she 
pulled out a butcher knife, 
stabbed him in the shoulder, 
screamed at him to have sex with 
her "or die," ordered him to dis- 
robe, slashed the bed around him 
with the knife, and repeatedly 
performed oral sex on him. 

-Using a van painted "1-800 
AUTOPSY," Vidal Herrera acts 
as a free-lance coroner in Los 
Angeles County, where budget 



cuts have been reduced the size 
and efficiency of the county 
coroner's office. He offers ser- 
vices ranging from routine 
autopsy to the delivery of brains 
and other body parts to organ 
banks. Said Herrera, "The death 
business is . . . recession-proof." 

-From the Atlanta leather- 
goods shop B.D. Jeffries, the 
store's most unusual item: a $65 
crocodile-skin tampon holder. 

-The Ohio Court of Claims 
ruled in January that Mansfield 
Correctional Institution was not 
liable for the injury that inmate 
Ira Tillery, 35, suffered. Tillery, 
serving 5-to-25 for rape and rob- 
bery, severed a finger when he 
fell to the ground after slam- 
dunking during a basketball 
game. 

-In August, police in Carlisle 



Township, Ohio said they had no 
leads on the identity of the 
voyeur captured on the security- 
camera videotape at the Elyria 
Value City store. The tape 
shows a man stalking a women 
through the lingerie and shoe 
departments. When the woman 
stopped to examine some cloth- 
ing on a rack, the man stealthily 
approached her from behind, 
held a small pocket mirror close 
to the floor, and looked up her 
dress. 

-In November, officials at the 
Tokyo Sea Life Park aquarium 
reported that about 10 percent of 
its bluefin and yellowfin tuna 
have developed deformed faces 
because of the "stress" of swim- 
ming in a small tank. Large 
bumps have appeared on some 
fishes' faces; other fishes' eyes 
have become partially dislodged. 

-In January, The Times 
(London, England) reported that 
a recent feud in the southern 
French town of Pia was coming 
to a head. Animal-rights activist 
Joelle Cinca happens to live next 



door to one of France's top 
pornographic film producers, 
Gerard Menoud, who sometimes 
shoots sex scenes in his yard. 
Menoud claims that the noise 
made by the geese Cinca keeps 
in her garden disturbs his film' 
sound tracks; Cinca claims that 
Menoud's actresses' loud 
orgasms have traumatized her 
geese. 

-In January, Susan Franano, 
general manager of the Kansas 
City Symphony, suspended 
oboist Ken Lawrence after he 
made a "facetious response" to a 
complaint about him. Franano 
had relayed a complaint by a 
horn player that, during a 
rehearsal for "The Nutcracker," 
Lawrence had passed gas in a 
loud manner, "creating an over- 
powering smell." 



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you to process large quantities of 
information on a timely basis. 
Why don't you get a real hair- 
cut?" 

What these people are REAL- 
LY asking, of course, is: How 
am I able to produce columns 
with such a high degree of accu- 
racy, day in and day out, 54 
weeks per year? 

The answer is: I use a comput- 
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efficient. Suppose, for example, 
that I need to fill up column 
space by wriUng BOOGER 
BOOGER BOOGER BOOGER 
BOOGER. To accomplish this 
in the old pre-computer days, I 
would have had to type 
"BOOGER" five times manual- 
ly. But now all I have to do is 
type it once, then simply hold the 
left-hand "mouse" button down 
while "dragging" the "mouse" so 
that the "cursor" moves over the 
text that I wish to "select"; then 
release the left-hand "mouse" 
button and position the "cursor" 
over the "Edit" heading on the 
"menu bar"; then click the left- 
hand "mouse" button to reveal 
the "edit menu"; then position 
the "cursor" over the "copy" 
command; then click the left- 
hand "mouse button; then move 
the "cursor" to the point where I 
wish to insert the "selected" text, 
then click the left-hand "mouse" 
button; then position the "cur- 
sor" over the "Edit" heading on 
the "menu bar" again; then click 
the left-hand "mouse" button to 
reveal the "edit menu"; then 
posifion the "cursor" over the 
"paste" command; then click the 



left-hand "mouse" button four 
times; and then, as the French 
say, "voila!" (Literally, "My 
hand hurts!") 

If you need this kind of effi- 
ciency in your life, you should 
get a computer. I recommend 
the kind I have, which is a 
"DOS" computer ("DOS" is an 
acronym, meaning "ROM"). 
The other major kind of comput- 
er is the "Apple," which I do not 
recommend, because it is a 
wuss-o-rama New-Age computer 
that you basically just plug in 
and use. This means you don't 
get to participate in the most 
entertaining aspect of computer- 
owning, which is trying to get 
the computer to work. This is 
where "DOS" really shines. It is 
way beyond normal human com- 
prehension. 

It was invented by Bill Gates. 
He is now one of the wealthiest 
individuals on Earth — wealthier 
than Queen Elizabeth; do you 
want to know why? Because 
he's the only person in the world 
who understands "DOS." 

My current computer, in addi- 
tion to "DOS," has a security 
measure to thwart those users 
who are somehow able to get 
past "DOS." You have to be a 
real stud hombre cybermuffin to 
handle "Windows." I have spent 
countless hours trying to get my 
computer to perform even the 
most basic data-processing func- 
tions, such as letting me play "F- 
117A Stealth Fighter" on it. I 
have personally, with my bare 
hands, changed my "WIN.INI" 
and "CONFIG.SYS" settings. 



This may not mean much to you, 
but trust me, it is a major data- 
processing accomplishment. 
Albert Einstein died without ever 
doing it. ("WAIT a minute!" 
were his last words. "It erased 
my equation! It was 'E' equals 
something!") 

While you are destroying your 
mind watching the worthless, 
brain-rotting drivel on TV, we 
on the Internet are exchanging, 
freely and openly, the most unin- 
hibited, intimate and — yes — 
shocking details about our 
"CONRG.SYS" settings. 

You would not believe how 
wrought up we get about this 
type of thing, on the Internet. I 
regularly connect with a comput- 
er group that has a heated debate 
going on about — I am not mak- 
ing this issue up — the timing of 
Hewlett-Packard's decision to 
upgrade from a 386 to a 486 
miaoprocessor in its Omnibook 
computer. This has aroused 
enormous passion. People — 
some of them from other conti- 
nents — are sending snide, 
angry, sometimes furious mes- 
sages to each other. I'm sure 
that some participants, even as 
we speak, are trying to figure out 
if there is a way to alter their 
CONFIG.SYS settings so that 
they can electronically punch 
their opponents in the mouth. 
This debate has been raging, 
soap-(^ra-like, for months now, 
and I have become addicted to it. 
You fffobably think this is weird, 
but I don't care. I am a happy 
nerd in cyberspace, where 
nobody can see my haircut. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



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The Anatomy of the citibank 

Classic card: a body of a services and peace of 

mind for students, and with No Annual Fee. For years, scientists could only theo- 
rize about the Citibank Classic Visa^ card, unable to actually observe anything below its epidermal sur- 
face (i.e. the plastic). Surely the highly intelligent services were evidence of an advanced brain. But with 
the latest advances in x-ray technology, and when the light could catch the various 

parts just so, it was confirmed: the Citibank Classic Visa 
card is head to toe more evolved than ever imagined. 

At its backbone are 3 services to cover the purchases 
you make on the card. Starting at the Loy^er Costal Spine, 
we see Citibank Price Protection can assure you of the 
best price. All you have to do is discover the same item 
advertised in print for less, within 60 days, and 
Citibank will refund the difference up to $150'. Along the 




ScienliM iheorizc thai the mind oj the Citibank Classic Visa cardmember (Fig. AJ 
is secure because it receives superior service: the mind of the non-Citibank Classic 
yisa cardmember (Fig. B) is not secure because-could it be?-il has a screw loose? 



Oop-it-Slipped Disk, Buyers Security "" can cover those 
purchases against accidental damage, fire or theft, for 90 
days from the date of purchase '; and Citibank Lifetime Warranty '" allows one to extend the warranty 
for the expected service life of eligible products up to 12 yearsl So if you ever buy a walkman, a stereo, 
whatever, it will be reassuring to know that Citibank can bend and be flexible while still lending support. 

The backbone is then connected to the cranium or headbone. Look at the bottom of the page. The 
Citibank Photocard had the head of the cardholder, as well as his or her own signature, right on the front. 
That way, it will help prevent fraud. It will also make a good form of ID, since you get to choose your 
own photo. But what about the Nervous System? The fact is, it doesn't have one, not in the spinal cord 
nor in the brain. What it had is the Very Calm System. Because even if your credit card gets stolen, or 
gets lost, and involuntary muscle called the Extendus Anewcardeus activates the Lost Wallet"" Service 
which can replace your card unusually within 24 hours. 

As suspected, there's another involuntary muscle: the heart- a beating and caring heart, big enough 
to hive students special discounts and savings. You'll receive You'll receive a $20 Airfare Discount on 
domestic flights^; savings on mail order purchases, sports equipment, magazines and music; a low variable 
interest rate of 15.4%^ and. No Annual Fee. (in other words, the card itself doesn't cost a forelimb and a 
hindlimb.) 

Naturally the heart of the Citibank Visa card pumps life and personalized customer service into all 
its parts, 24 hours a day. So no matter what the question you might have concerning your card, you need 
only call the 800 number. You'll find Citibank has a neck they are eager to stick out for you. They will 
always lend an ear. Or a hand. They will keep an eye out for you. They will put then- best foot forward. 
Etc. 

So call to apply. You don't need a job or a cosigner. And call if you'd like your photo added to 
your regular Citibank Classic Visa card. The number is 1-800-CITIBANK (1-800-248-4226, extension 
19. 

If we take an overview of the whole body of service that make up the Citibank Classic Visa card, 
and consider that it will facilitate ^— ^^^ 

building a credit history, then you hPI^B ^^SBFtBANi^C^ 

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Limited. "CcrUin restrictions and limitations apply. Underwritten by the New Hampshire Insurance Cwnpany. Service life expectancy varies by product and is at least the 
minimum based on reuil industry daU. Details ofcovcragc are available in your Summary of Additional Program Information. KMier expires 6/3(V94. Minimum ticket purchase 
price is $100. Rebates are for Qtibank student oudmemben on tickett issued by ISE Flights only * The Annual Percentage Rate (APR) for ouichases is li4% as of 1/94 and may 
vary quarterly. The APR for cash advances is 19.8%. If a finance charge is imposed, the minimum is 50 cents. There is an additional finance charge for each cash advance 
transaction equal to 2% of the amount of each cash advance transaction; however, it wrill not be less than $2.00 or greater than SlOXK). Monarch* Notes are published by Monarch 
Press, a division of Simon &. Schuster, a Paramount Com;nunications Company Used by permission of publisher. ©1994 Gtibank (South Dakou), N.A. Member FDIC. 



Monarch Notes* Version: With your 
purchases covered, no annual fee, and 
a low rate, the Qtibank Gassic Visa 
card will go easy on your Nervous 
System. Call 1-800-CITIBANK 
(1-800-248-4226), extension 19. 






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Oscar predictions: "Schindler^s makes the List 



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by Matt Niemla 
Contributing Writer 



The biggest night in the enter- 
tainment world is about to arrive. 

Monday evening at 9 p.m. one 
billion people will be watching 
the television wondering who 
will receive the Oscar for their 
work in the fihn industry. Yes, 
it's time once again for the 
Academy Awards, a ceremony 
which reeks with Hollywood 
hype and behind-the-scenes 
drama. 

Here are lists of the nominees 
in the seven major categories, 
along with my pick in who will 
win and who deserves to win. 



Best Supporting Actor: 
Leonardo Dicaprio (What's 
Eating Gilbert Grape), Ralph 
Fiennes (Schindler's List), 
Tommy Lee Jones (The 
Fugitive), John Malkovich (In 
the Line of Fire) and Pete 
Postlewaite (In the Name of the 
Father). Tommy Lee Jones will 
take this one with a very strong 
role from "The Fugitive." He 
has been nominated before for 
"JFK" which is a plus. The Best 
Supporting Actor should have 
went to Sean Penn for "Carlito's 
Way" for his brilliant role as a 
pathetic and drug-using lawyer. 
(Imagine that.) 

Best Supporting Actress: 






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Holly Hunter (The Firm), Anna 
Paquin (The Piano), Rosie Perez 
(Fearless), Winona Ryder (The 
Age of Innocence) and Emma 
Thompson (In the Name of the 
Father). Winona will capture the 
award because it seems popular 
to give it to someone fresh and 
young. 

Best Actor: Daniel Day-Lewis 
(In the Name of the Father), 
Laurence Fishburne (What's 
Love Got to Do With It), Tom 
Hanks (Philadelphia), Anthony 
Hopkins (The Remains of the 
Day), Liam Neeson (Schindler's 
List). Tom Hanks is the major 
favorite in this category for his 
highly dramatic portrayal of a 
lawyer with AIDS. Daniel Day- 
Lewis was my fav but he already 
received an Oscar for "My Left 
Foot" a few years ago. 

Best Actress: Angela Bassett 
(What's Love Got to do With it), 
Stockard Channing (Six Degrees 
of Separation), Holly Hunter 



(The Piano), Emma Thompson 
(The Remains of the Day) and 
Debra Winger (Shadowlands). 
Holly Hunter is a clear favorite 
for "The Piano" even though she 
didn't have a line in the movie. 
Angela Bassett could be the 
upset. 

Best Original Song: "Again" 
(Poetic Justice), "The Day I Fall 
in Love" (Beethoven's 2nd), 
"Philadelphia" (Philadelphia), 
"Streets of Philadelphia" 
(Philadelphia), "A Wink and a 
Smile" (Sleepless in Seattle). 
Bruce Springsteen has received a 
lot of airplay for "Streets. . ." 
Although not nominated, U2's 
"Stay (Faraway, So Close)" from 
the film "Faraway, So Close" is 
probably the best Original Song 
from this past year's soundtracks. 

Best Director: Robert Altman 
(Short Cuts), Jane Champion 
(The Piano), James Ivory (The 
Remains of the Day), Jim 
Sheridan (In the Name of the 



Father), and Steven Speilberg 
(Schindler's List). Steven 
Speilberg. He gave us one of the 
most important movies of the 
90's with "Schindler's List" - 
and really, it's about time he was 
recognized for his work. 

Best Picture: "The Fugitive," 
"In the Name of the Father," 
"The Piano," "The Remains of 
the Day," and "Schindler's List." 
"Schindler's List" is the most 
obvious "Best Picture" to come 
along in years. It is a necessity 
for everyone to experience. 

Expect "Schindler's List" to get 
most of the remaining awards 
except for the ones in the techni- 
cal categories ~ those will go to 
"Jurassic Park" which means 
Speilberg will be carting Oscars 
home in a box. 

The year 1993 was an excel- 
lent year for film with a wide 
variety of quality movies that 
didn't insult our inteUigence. 



St. Patrick's Day celebration 



continued from pg. 13 

of the event. Bands and march- 
ing units complete with baton- 
twirlers take part in the parade. 

The earliest St. Patrick's Day 
parade didn't take place in New 
York. For the earliest St. 
Patrick's Day parade, we have to 
go back to March 17, 1737 and 
to Boston, Massachusetts. This 
historical celebration is remem- 
bered because the British evacu- 



ated Boston. General George 
Washington selected "Boston" as 
the password for this day, and 
"St. Patrick" was to be the 
response. 

If you are celebrating St. 
Patrick's Day in Dublin, Ireland, 
a parade followed by an Irish 
Mardi Gras "toasts" the day. 

These annual celebrations were 
made famous since 1968 and 
attract most North American 
tourists. 



4th Annual PA Music 

Educators District 3 

Elementary 

All-Star Sing 

Friday, March 18 7 p.m. 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium 

N$ttd by CUP Music Dept. 



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Rabbi Walter 
Boninger*s 

presentation 

"Holocaust 

^crmTtibrance '94" 

Rescheduled from 

March 17 to 

April 7 

7 p,m. Hart Chapel 



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The Clarion University Golden 
Eagle marching band performed 
at the annual St. Patrick's Day 
parade in downtown Pittsburgh 
last Saturday. 



This was the first year the band 
has participated in the parade. 
The Golden Eagle marching 
band received the Thomas J. 
Donahue Award for their excel- 
lence in the parade performance. 

The band is under the direction 
of Stephen Johnson. 



Top students participate in 
intercollegiate band festival 



Contributed by 
Music Department 



Five Clarion University stu- 
dents patticipated in the 47th 
Pennsylvania Intercollegiate 
Band Festival on March 4-6. 

The 130-piece band was under 
the baton of guest conductor 
Robert E. Foster, director of 
bands at the University of 



Kansas. 

Participating students were: 
Michelle Timko, clarinet I; Jerry 
Winkleblech, clarinet III; Scott 
DiTullio, cornet I; Scott 
Sheehan, uiimpet III; and Danial 
Shevock, percussion. 

The musicians were chosen for 
their instrumental musical 
accomplishments. 







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IF YOU COULD DO 
ANYTHING OVER 

BREAK, WHAT 
WOULD YOU DO? 

CALL'ON'YOU 
compiled by 
Terri Steigelman 




Lynn Clark 

Senior, Elementary Ed. 

"I would take all of my friends to Disney 

World." 






Corey Wright 

Sophomore, Elementary Ed. 

"I'd fly to L.A. to see Brian Austin Green 

again." 



Brittany Swinehart 
Sophomore, Secondary EdJ English 
I'd take my dog to Jamestown to visit 
my friends Sam and Rose." 



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Sean Boileau 
Sophomore, Psychology 
I'd visit my sister and her baby in North 
Carolina." 



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Kelly Tomiinson 

Sophomore, Secondary EdV Social Studies 

"I would go to Ireland." 



Kerry Bernhardy 

Junior, Elem. EdV Early Childhood 

"I would go to Cancun." 



Scott Jones 

Junior, Accounting 

"I would go to Hawaii." 



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Entertainment 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Sports 



Also Bring Home PSAC Crown 



Women's hoops advance to "Elite Eight" 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University 
women's basketball team has 
been very and very succesful 
since the last publication of the 
Clarion Call. Not only did they 
win their third PSAC crown in 
the past four years, but they also 
advanced to the round of eight in 
the NCAA Division II Women's 
Basketball Tournament. 

On March 4, Clarion traveled 
to California University of 
Pennsylvania to face 
Bloomsburg, the second seed in 
the East, in its first game. 
Clarion started this game out hot 
as Amy Coon racked up eight 
points in the first minute and a 
half. The game went right down 
to the wire and Clarion escaped 
with a 69-64 victory. 

Next Clarion faced the 
homestanding Lady Vulcans for 
the championship. 

Cal had its biggest lead of the 
game late in the first half at 35- 
28. Clarion cut into that when 
Shannon Coakley nailed a three 
pointer and Mona Gafftiey sank 
two free throws. The score was 
35-33 Cal going into the locker 
rooms. 

In the second half, the lead 
changed hands six times, with 
Clarion going up for good with 
3:23 remaining when Coon hit a 
trey. 

California would not go away, 
however, and had posession of 
the ball with nine seconds left 
and down 70-69. But Cal 
mishandled the ball and fouled 
Coon when she took control of 
it. Coon then iced the game by 
draining one of her two free 
throw attempts. 

Laura Thornton, who set a 
Division II record by making 12 
three pointers in the game, tried 
a desperation shot at the buzzer. 
The only three pointer that 
mattered to Cal bounced off the 
rim. 

Coach Gie Parsons said of the 
win, "We're very proud of 
winning our third PSAC title. 
We played a very tough, very 
fired up Cal team. We tried to 
counter every attack they made 
and finally pulled off the 



victory." 

For the two games, Mona 
Gaffney had 35 points and 32 
rebounds, Carlita Jones had 38 
points, 25 rebounds, and nine 
blocks, Coon had 21 points and 
four steals, and Coakley had 30 
points, ten rebounds and 11 
assists. 

Next it was off to New York 
where Clarion was to take on 
Mercyhurst in the East Region of 
the national playoffs. 
Mercyhurst beat Clarion earlier 
this year, but the Lady Eagles 
avenged that loss with an 87-76 



victory. The victory, in which 
Clarion shot 49 percent from the 
floor, advanced Clarion into the 
East Region championship game 
against the home team and #1 
seed. Pace University. 

Pace also had beaten Clarion 
earlier this year. Clarion again 
had revenge on their mind. 

Pace won the tip and jumped 
out to a four point lead. They 
had lead the for most of the first 
half unril Joy Brown drilled a 
trey with 4:18 in the half and put 
Clarion on top 27-24. 

Clarion then pulled away 



slowly and took a 36-31 lead in 
to the half off a Coon three 
pointer with three seconds 
remaining. 

Early in the second period 
Clarion went on a 7-2 run and 
stretched the lead to as many as 
nine. 

Pace stayed close and at 3:40 
the score was 63-62 Clarion. 
Coakley made a basket and 
Gaffney layed one in to extend 
the lead again, but it was back 
down to three with 17 seconds in 
the game. 

Coakley was fouled and she 




Pat McDevitt/Clarion Call 
Shannon Coakley's superb court leadership has helped guide the Lady Eagles to the round 
of eight. With a victory over North Alabama next week, the Eagles will have reached the 
Final Four, an achievement that has eluded them the past several years. 



made her first free dirow. That 
made the score 71-67, and 
neither team scored again. 

Coach Parsons noted, "We 
really played well both days. We 
executed well on offense, but we 
felt the big difference was our 
team defense. We always said 
defense wins championships and 
this weekend proved that." 

For the two games, Jones, in an 
MVP performance, scored 54 
points, grabbed 30 rebounds, and 
blocked seven shots. Gaffney 
had 21 points and 26 rebounds, 
and Coakley netted 38, pulled in 
11 boards, and dished out seven 
assists. 

Clarion is now one of eight 
teams left in the running for the 
championship. They will be 
traveling to North Dakota State 
University on March 23 to play 
North Alabama of the South 
region. 

North Albama, led by 12th 
year coach Wayne Byrd, comes 
into the game with a record of 
20-9. They won three games to 
get to this round, the last being a 
narrow one-point victory over 
West Georgia, the number one 
seed in the South. 

North Alabama starts seniors 
Starr Ferguson (9.7ppg, 101 
assists) and Lisa Biley (5.7ppg, 
46 assists) at the guards, with 
seniors Kindra Moore (11.9ppg, 
138 assists) and Marcy 
McMillan (8ppg, 6.1rpg) at the 
forwards, and junior Cyndy Holt 
(18.3ppg,7.9rpg). 

North Alabama started the 
season at 3-6, but finished the 
year winning 12 of its final 13 
games. Clarion has won 12 
straight games. 

If Clarion should beat North 
Alabama they will go on to meet 
the winner of the game between 
defending nauonal champion 
North Dakota State of the North 
Central region and Missouri 
Western State of the South 
Central region. 

Clarion has already beaten 
North Dakota State this season, 
90-79, that victory coming in the 
championship game of the 
Clarion Classic. 

All of the remaining games 
will be played at NDSU. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Page 23 



Ranked 6th in the Nation 



Golden Eagle Wrestlers win E WL ' s 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
wrestling team came back from a 
15 point deficit to win their 
second Eastern Wrestling 
League Championship. The only 
lead that the Golden Eagles held 
came after the last match of the 
tournament, but it was the one 
that counted. Clarion 

heavyweight Rob Sintobin 
defeated Pitt's Pat Wiltanger, to 
give Clarion the title. Wiltanger 
had beaten Sintobin earlier this 
year, 

Hosted at Lock Haven 
University's Thomas Fieldhouse, 
Clarion topped a very talented 
field with 108.5 points. 
Edinboro was second with 106.5 
points, West Virginia third at 
105.75, Lock Haven fourth with 
94.25, Bloomsburg fifth at 80.5, 
Pitt was sixth with 71.5, Pitt was 
sixth with 71.5, and Cleveland 
State was seventh with 59.75. 

"We really overcame a lot of 
adversity to win the title," noted 




J.J. Stanbro went 2-1 at EWL's to raise his season record to 25-5. Stanbro will join 
teammates Rob Sintobin, Sheldon Thomas, Bran Stout, Bob Crawford, and Dan Payne at 
nationals this week. 




coach Jack Davis. "I couldn't be 
prouder of our team. We 
wrestled our hearts out today and 
gave every ounce we had. We 
predicted it would be a great 
EWL tournament and it lived up 
to that billing. Now its back to 
work to prepare for the NCAA 
Division I Nationals." 

Sheldon Thomas at 118 pounds 
and Sintobin were Clarion's only 
EWL champions. Thomas and 
Sintobin will join runner-up 
Bryan Stout (190), and third 
place finishers Bob Crawford 
(126), J.J. Stanbro (167), and 
Dan Payne (177) at the NCAA 
Division I Nationals. 

Thomas defeated former 



Clarion wrestler Chad Billy of 
West Virginia to gain Clarion's 
victory. Thomas held a narrow 
1-0 lead in the third period, when 
Billy scored a quick takedown, 
but Thomas hit a reversal with 
two seconds left to grab the 
victory. The win pushed 
Thomas' season record to 24-5. 

Sintobin broke a scoreless tie 
with a takedown with five 
seconds left in the first period. 
After that he was never behind 
again on his way to an 8-2 
victory. 

Moss Grays was named as the 
second alternate wild card. 
Grays, a two rime national 
qualifier was bypassed for 



nationals by a vote of the 
coaches in favor of fifth place 
Keith Taylor. Grays decisioned 
Taylor at the EWL's. 

Clarion was named the top 
NCAA Division I dual meet 
team in the East by the Eastern 
Mat Poll. Clarion received six 
first place votes and finished 
with 69 points. Edinboro was 
second with 62. Clarion also 
earned a ranking of sixth in the 
nation to end the season. Davis 
said, "It was a great dual meet 
season and all the credit goes to 
our wrestlers. Their hard work 
and dedication produced a 
quality season and they deserve 
the accolades." 

It was the fifth time in Clarion 
history that the Golden Ealges 
won the Eastern Mat Poll. The 
other years were 74, '79, '81, and 
•86. 

Oklahoma State won the 
regular season ranking with a 12- 
1 ranking. The rest of the teams 
were Minnesota, Iowa, Penn 
State, North Carolina, Nebraska, 
Iowa State, Oregon State, and 
Edinboro. 

Now it is on to Natioanals at 
North Carolina, March 17-19. 
Clarion has had a National's 
record of 194-154, including 
seven naUonal champions, the 
most recent being heavyweight 
champion Kurt Angle in 1992. 
Clarion has finished in the top 29 
at nationals 19 times since 1971. 
Their best showings have been 
4th in 1973, 6th in 1972 and 
1987, and 8th in 1992. 

Clarion has a glorious 
wrestling history, and this 
victory is another notch in the 
championship belt. Look for a 
good showing at nationals. 



Moss Grays, a two time nationals qualifier was overlooked 
in a coaches vote at EWL's. Keith Taylor, a wrestler Grays 
beat, was voted in ahead of him. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Swimmers and Divers fare well at Nationals 



by Jody Males 
Sports 'Writer 



Clarion University was well 
represented this past weekend at 
the NCAA Division II 
Swimming and Diving Naational 
Championships held in Canton, 
Ohio. The Lady Eagles' team 
captured a third place finish, 
while the men brought home the 
number seven spot in the 



country. For the Lady Eagles, 
senior Justine Gibbons had a 
strong Nationals to finish her 
collegiate career. Individually, 
Gibbons was second in the 500 
freestyle and second in the 1650 
freestyle. In addition, the senior 
tri-c^tain placed third in the 100 
backstronke and third in the 200 
backstroke. Gibbons also led the 
800 free relay team to a fifth 
place finish with a time of 



7:46.35. Gibbons finishes her 
career as a 22 time All- 
American. 

Senior diver Kim Strawbridge 
brought home second place 
finishes on both the one and 
three meter board. She also ends 
her career in style. Named the 
1993 "Diver of the Year," 
Strawbridge finishes her three 
years at Clarion as a six time 
All- American. 



A weekly look at a Clarion University Athlete 

Eagle in the spotlight 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Dan Stoner, a junior computer 
science major, has been the 
leader of Clarion's men's 
swimming team this season. 

Stoner, from Mt. Joy 
Pennsylvania, started his 
swimming career at the age of 
six at his local YMCA. He 
competed all throughout high 
school for both his high school 
and the Y. 

His senior year he decided to 
attend a private school, 
Mercersburg Academy, which 
was known for an outstanding 
swimming team. He had many 
options coming out of high 
school, but decided to pick 
Clarion. Coach Bill Miller 
offered him a scholarship and 
brought him to the campus for a 
visit 




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Dan Stoner has had a great 
year for the swimming 
team. He recently earned 
five more All-Amerlcan 
honors at nationals. 



"After meeting the team and 
the coaches I decided I Uked it a 
lot." Stoner noted. 

He attributes his success (he 
recently earned his 17 All- 
American honors) to the fact 
that he has stuck with swimming 
and has practiced day in and day 
out for years. He has had stem 
coaches to keep him at it as well. 

He says that he is most proud 
of the fact that ever since he 
came to Clarion he has improved 
every year. He hasn't plateaued 
as do some swinmiers, but keeps 
getting better. 

Of his future goals, "I want to 
at least make the Olympic trials. 
That may be unrealistic, it may 
be realistic. But I think it would 
be neat to at least make the trials 
and swim with the big guys." 

When Dan isn't in Tippin he 
likes to play guitar, shoot pool, 
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Other outstanding 
perfonnances at Nationals by the 
Lady Eagles swimming team 
were made by Lauri Ratica (six 
All-American honors), Regan 
Rickert (five), Stephanie Kissel 
(six), Dawn Jones (five), Kathy 
Randazzo (two), Mara Strelecki 
(two), and Lisa Kaylor. 

All-American divers for the 
Lady Eagles included Nicole 
Joa, Amy Pagaine, Kendra 
Raymond, Tammy Quinn, and 
Stephanie Kent. 

Another great season comes to 
an end for the women's 
swimming and diving teams. 
History, for the 19th time, 
repeated itself as the Eagles won 
another conference crown. They 
posted a 6-1 dual meet record for 
the season. 

The men's swimming and 
diving team sent only five 
participants to nationals and 
were still able to bring home a 
productive 7th place finish. 

Coach Bill Miller said "We had 
a small contingent at nationals 
this year, but everycme went out 
and had strong performances. 



I'm really proud of their efforts. 
Pacing the Golden Eagle 
swimmers in the pool was 
junior Dan Stoner. Stoner 
placed third in the 50 yard 
freestyle with a time of 20.77- 
just four one-hundredths of a 
second from the national title. 

He also set a Clarion record in 
the 1(X) butterfly, placing third 
there as well. Stoner also 
placed eighth in the 100 
freestyle, plus helped the 400 
medley relay team to an 
impressive fourth place finish. 
Only a junior, Stoner captured 
four more All-American honors 
to give him 17 for his career. 

In the diving, junior Joe Egan 
captured two All-American 
honors. Egan was fifth on the 
one meter and the three meter. 
He now has six All-American 
honors. Other scorers for the 
Golden Eagles included Scott 
Rosenbaum, John Williams, 
and Kevin SciuUo. 

The men's team finished the 
season with a 5-2 record. They 
were third at PSAC's. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

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face reality, gentlemen, and abandon the running game." 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



Page 25 



Morton passed over 

Carlita Jones named "Player of the Year" 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Several CUP players have 
earned honors in a recent vote by 
conference coaches. 

Carlita Jones was named 
PSAC-West "Player of the Year" 
and earned a first team selection 
spot along with Shannon 
Coakley. Amy Coon received a 
second team selection. 

For the men, Kwame Morton 
was named to the first team, but 
inexplicably was not chosen as 
"Player of the Year." 

Jones was second in the PS AC 
with 18.9 ppg and led the 
conference in rebounds at 11.9 
per game. She also led the 
conference in blocks with 83 and 



FG% at 59%. She also has 86 
assists and 67 steals on the 
season. 

Jones already owns 11 Clarion 
records and was a first team 
selection in 1993 and the PSAC- 
West "Rookie of the Year" in 
1992. 

Coakley, a four year starter 
was a second team choice in '91, 
'92, and '93. She holds 12 
Clarion records including the all- 
time scoring record of 1760 
points. Coakley averaged 18 
ppg, collected 148 rebounds, 
dished out 121 assists, and had 
54 steals. She is fourth in 
NCAA history with 329 three 
pointers made. 

Coon, a four year starter, was 
named to the second team for the 



Sports Trivia Question 

by Nathan Kahl 
Baseball Is in the air, and before you know it we will be sitting 
in front of our TV's this October watching another World 
Series. Can you name what player leads all others in World 
Series home runs, KBrs, runs and total bases? Answer next 
week. 

Last week's answer: Sonja Heine is the only woman figure 
skater to win three Olympic gold medals. 



Sports View 

Jordan's woes 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Sports Illustrated recently ran 
an issue with a picture of 
Michael Jordan (the baseball 
version) on the cover. The 
words read, "Bag it, Michael." 
The caption said " Jordan and the 
White Sox are embarassing 
baseball." The title of their 
article was "Err Jordan," a tired 
pun that 5/ alone has used at 
least three times. 

SI is not alone in their Michael 
bashing. If you haven't noticed 
lately, everybody is getting on 
Michael's case. 

Now, I don't understand why 
Michael Jordan decided to play 
baseball. One of his original 
reasons for retiring was to have 
more time for his private life, but 
he has thrust himself back into 
the spotlight. 

Hitting a baseball is considered 
the hardest thing to do m pro 
sports and even great hitters 
spend their first few years 
hovering around the Mendoza 
Line. It really isn't possible for 
him to make the majors. 



But please, get off his back. 
Michael Jordan is a great athlete, 
and while he doesn't contain pro 
level baseball skills, he is trying 
to see how far he can push those 
skills. 

Anybody can try out for a 
major league baseball team and I 
am sure that there are certainly 
worse players on other spring 
training rosters as 1 write this 
article. The point is, is that 
anybody can try it, and Jordan 
should not be singled out for 
attempting to play the sport 
which was his first love. 

After all, Jordan is giving it his 
best shot. He shows up early, 
stays late, and practices hard. 
He is not being a prima dona, 
and is working as hard as 
anybody for a spot on the team. 

Jordan recently got his fu-st hit 
and was showered by his 
teammates with champagne in 
the locker room. After beine 
away from the game tor 13 
years, it's amazing he even got 
one hit. At this point he realizes 
he has no chance, but you can't 
blame him fcs* trying. 



second year in a row. This year 
she averaged 13.4 ppg, handed 
out 43 assists, and made 46 
steals. Coon holds the NCAA 
record in all three divisions for 
three pointers made and 
attempted in a career at 354 of 
999. She is the second leading 
school scorer at 1431 points. 

The first team also included 
Cal's Traci Cox and Lara 
Thorton, Slippery Rock's Kory 
Fielitz, and Lock Haven's Holly 
Kozlowski. 

For Morton, this marks the 
third straight year he has been 
named to the PSAC-West first 
team. He was a second team 
choice and "Rookie of the Year" 
in 1991. 

Morton owns 21 Clarion and 



nine PSAC records. This season 
he scored 845 points to average 
32.5 ppg and lead all of college 
basketball. 

Morton was a consensus pre- 
season All-American and has 
earned the PSAC-West "Player 
of the Week" award four times 
and the USA Today Division II 
"Offensive Player of the Week" 
twice. 

Morton, who will undoubtedly 
be named as a first team All- 
American, was astonishingly 
passed over as the "Player of the 
Year" choice. The award went to 
lUP's Yancee Taylor who had a 
good season, but one that paled 
in comparison to Morton's. 

Said coach Ron Righter, "In 
this business, nothing surprises 



me." 

Morton noted, "I was 
disappointed, but I wasn't 
heartbroken. I think I had the 
best season in the conference, if 
not the country. 

The only reason Taylor could 
have been picked was the 
success of his team. 

'Taylor's team had a good year 
and I think that had a lot to do 
with it, but it's an individual 
honor," Morton said. 

The rest of the first team 
consisted of lUP's Derrick 
Freeman, Cal's Darnell White, 
Shippensburg's Brian Rehm, and 
Edinboro's Price Williams. 

No other Clarion men's players 
were named to either the first or 
second team. 



Leas receives honor 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Don Leas, a longtime professor 
and diving coach at Clarion 
University has been awarded for 
his several contributuions to the 
sport of diving. 

At a national convention. Leas 
was awarded the Mike Malone 
memorial award. The award is 
given in honor of outstanding 
contribution to the sport of 
diving. 

If anyone is worthy of such an 
honor, it is Don Leas. 

He began coaching at Clarion 
in 1968, and served as diving 
coach unril 1989. During that 
time he racked up 36 national 
championships, more than any 
coach in any division, and he 
coached 235 AU-Americans. He 
was named "Coach of the Year" 
several times. 

He has served on the National 
Rules Committee as chairman 
off and on for 15 years. The 
committee is the organization 
that selects divers for the 
Olympics and other international 
competitions. He also manages 
and runs all of the international 
events in the U.S., along with the 
National Champioships. 

Leas serves as the International 
Chairman of Diving for the 
World University Games, a 
competition for college students 
which is held every two years. It 
la uic Accuiiu l<tlgc^>l sporting 
event in the world after the 
Olympics. 

He also serves as the National 
Chairman of safety certification 
for diving coaches, the National 




Nathan Kahl/Clarion Call 
Long time diving coach and 
instructor Don Leas 



Membership Chairman of U.S. 
Diving, and the president of the 
Pennsylvania Diving 

Association. 

Leas, a Philadelphia nauve, 
participated in diving at 
Michigan St. University. 
However gymnastics was his 
main sport, and he won the Big 
10 gymnastics championship. 

Before coming to Clarion he 
coached at Southern Illinois, the 
University of Illinois and St. 
Cloud State University. An offer 
to be the department chairman of 
the Health and Physical 
Education department brought 
him here in 1966. 

He has served both Clarion 
University and of diving well 
over his illustrious career. 





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Sports View 

Baseball National Pastime, not National Sport 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Baseball is considered the 
"National Pastime." I suppose 
this is true if you think the 
national pastime should be a 
drawn out, excitement-lacking, 
grade school game for overpaid, 
underworked, ego-maniacs. I 
know I like to "pass my time" by 
spending $5 for parking, $15 for 
a ticket, $4 for a program, and 
my total net income of 1992 for 
a hot dog and a Coke, only to 
have the guy in front of me 
drunk off his chair by the middle 
of the third inning, and the fat 
guy with the cigar beside me 
hogging our arm rest. It is 
usually at this point, when I'm 
obviously at my most 
comfortable, that the six million 
dollar man who caused the latest 
ticket increase but still "doesn't 
owe anything to the fans," puts 
his .168 batting average on the 
line and hits into a double play 
with the bases loaded. This, I 
can only guess, wiU be followed 
by a breaking of the bat over his 
knee, a throwing of his hehnet to 
the ground, and an argument 
with his beleaguered manager 
and some loudmouth in the 
stands. But hey, who are we to 
tell him how to hit? He just 
made $23,345 for that double 
play. Now who's the smart one 
here? 

The worst part about these 
games is the fact that they have 
become sooo looong. Players 
stall, managers stall, even the 
umpires stall. The two hour 
game has gone the way of the 
double header - neither exists 
any more. Teams rarely 
schedule double headers 
nowadays because they would 
have to include a place to sleep 
after the game in the ticket 
package. In one game last year. 



the Cardinals and the Phillies 
started a double header at one in 
the afternoon and did not finish 
the second game until five a.m. I 
am not making this up. 

The unfortunate thing about 
this, is that watching some 
games is as exciting as watching 
grass er, uh... astroturf grow. 
CBS's old baseball slogan 
"Catch the Fever" should be 
changed to "Catch a N^." Case 
in point - during game two of the 
NLCS three years ago (which 
lasted 3 hours and 20 minutes by 
the way) cameras caught Brave's 
owner Ted Turner and wife Jane 
Fonda SLEEPING. If the owner 
and first lady of the Braves fall 
asleep while trying to watch their 
team Tomahawk chop its way to 
the World Series, how easy must 
it be for us in our own Lay-Z- 
Boys? Now I know why they 
call it the seventh inning stretch; 
stretch is the first thing you do 
upon waking up. 

And what's with this grand old 
American tradition anyway? 
Everyone stands up and sings 
this ridiculous song. "Buy me 
some peanuts and Cracker 
Jacks." Peanuts AND Cracker 
Jacks? Who do you think I am, 
Ross Perot? Excuse me while I 
go scalp my car. 

Actually I will concede that 
baseball is the national pastime. 
It's a lazy game for people who 
like to spend a lazy day at the 
ballpark to fill up lazy summer 
days. It is a game that we use to 
fill up our free time during the 
sunmier and to mildly keep our 
attention as we enjoy a warm 
summer night. Just look at how 
easily it is for us to get out to a 
game. You can get into a Pirates' 
game for a dollar some nights. 

Baseball is the national 
pastime, but football... football is 
the national passion. Football is 
the game that people look 





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forward to every week. After 
all, there are only 16 games a 
season, compared with the 
overkill of 162 for baseball. 
Every football game of the 
season has critical importance to 
it. If the Pirates lose two of three 
to Phillies, how many people 
say, "Boy, only 121 games to go. 
The Pirates better get it 
together."? 

As far as accessibility is 
concerned, baseball and football 
are worlds apart. The Steelers 
sell out every home game, as do 



tickets are not used like this. 
After all, you or I could get in 
for a dollar and sneak down to 
field level by the third inning. 

How many World Series' are 
among the highest rated 
television programs of all time? 
None, unlike Super Bowls. In 
fact, most World Series games 
don't start until after nine, and 
by the time that they're over on 
the east coast, the audience they 
should be targeting, adolescents, 
have long since gone to bed. 
Super Bowls, on the other hand, 




Courtesy Pittsburgh Steelers 
Rod Woodson, Aii-Pro cornerback of the Pittsburgh 
Steelers, is the type of exciting player that makes football 
the national sport. 



most NFL teams. The Pirates 
didn't even sell out playoff 
games a couple of years ago. 
Could you imagine if Steeler 
tickets went for a dollar? To 
even get football tickets, one 
needs to have a phenomenal 
network of connections. Tickets 
to football games have been 
regulated mainly to the wealthy 
or to the corporations. This isn't 
in the best interest for the 
general public, but it is another 
strong argument for football. 

Companies pay loads of cash 
for luxury boxes that they give 
out as bonuses and perks to 
employees. They also use them 
to give would-be clients a nice 
day at the stadium. Baseball 



generate parties, gatherings, and 
social events of colossal 
proportions. Nationally televised 
football has been strong 
programming for decades. 
Baseball on TV however, has 
floundered for an equally long 
time on all three networks and 
ESPN. 

Why is pro baseball lacking in 
popularity? It has no larger than 
life heroes. The lore of baseball 
that made it the popular game 
that it was, is imbedded in the 
early days of our country. For 
instance, if you were to name 
some of the greatest football 
players ever you would think of 
Joe Montana, Walter Payton, 
Jerry Ric , and Joe Greene. All 



of these players have played 
within the last 15 years. But the 
men considered to be the best in 
baseball history. Babe Ruth, Ty 
Cobb, Joe DiMaggio, Willie 
Mays, and Lou Gehrig, are all 
names from long ago. And sadly 
enough, most youth today are 
history deficient. 

Much has been made about the 
short attention span of kids today 
thanks to television. Often, 
youth are fascinated by the flash, 
glitter, and sparkle of sports like 
football and basketball. 
Basketball highlights are clipped 
together into an MTV like catch- 
me-if-you-can barrage of dunks, 
behind the back passes, and 
blocked shots. In baseball, if a 
batter hits one down the line, by 
the time the guy from second 
scores the average teenager has 
already began to think about 
hooking up his Sega. 

Baseball doesn't market itself 
near as well as does other sports 
either. When I was in 
elementary school, I didn't 
know anything about the NBA. 
Now there are four year olds 
with baby Jordans and Charlotte 
Hornet jackets. Baseball has 
only a few players that have 
national endorsement contracts, 
one the recently retired Nolan 
Ryan. Basketball, however, is 
selling rookies to us as the future 
of their league. The biggest 
name in sports right now is 
Shaquille O'Neal, a player who 
is only in his second year and 
often seems like he's more 
interested in movies and CD's 
than basketballs. 

Baseball isn't even a purely 
American sport anymore. There 
are Japanese teams who have 
reached the level of play once 
solely achieved by Americans. 
We're not even always the 
Olympic favorites to take 
Olympic gold in our own 
"national pastime." 

Baseball has certainly played 
an important role in our society. 
It became ingrained in our 
society long ago and will always 
be there. I have nothing against 
its players or its supporters. I 
just think it is a joke to still think 
baseball is the most beloved 
sport in our country. 

It is a splendid game that I 
will enjoy all my life, but when 
it comes to excitement, instead 
of hearing, "Play ball," I'd much 
rather hear, "Pittsburgh has won 
the toss...." And if you know 
anybody with tickets, get back to 
me. 



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Classifieds 



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Apartments for rent, fall 1994. Call 
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Summer apartments. 1-4 person 
occupancy. 1 block from campus. 
226-5917 



Help wanted, Need a computer 
science major to teach me how to 
use windows. Transportation 
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Apartment for two next year and 
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For Rent: Sleeping Rooms Only. For 
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Wanted: Female roomate(s) to share 
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One block from gym. Available fall 
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Partially furnished. Now renting for 
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Personals 



Jason, X2380. 
To the brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa: 
We had a great time playing post office, 
limbo-ing and flnding "our man" with 
you guys. Let's mix again soon! Love, 
the sisters of TbeUt Phi Alpha. 



Happy 21 st birthday to our March Theta 
Phi's: Jenn >Mlson and Janine Kucinski! 
Enjoy your "crawl" home. Love, your 
sisters. 

Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
welcome our new associate members: 
ICim, Jen, Robin and Courtney. We love 
you! 



Dan and Diana, Congratulations on 
your lavaliere! Love, Phi Sigma Sigma 



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To the brothers of Sigma Chi- Thank 

you so much for the beautiful roses. 

You guys are the best and I love you all. 

Thanx again-love, Amy 



Dear Theresa-You're doing a great job! 
Keep your chin up and keep smiUng. 
EJon't foiget-your Rosebuddy loves you. 



Stacy, Hope you have a super day. 
happy Birthday. Love, the sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



XTR, Thanks for the mixer! Let's do it 
again soon. Next time around the worid! 
Love, the sisters of Delta Zeta. 



The sisters of Ai^ would like to wish 
eveiyone a fun and happy St. Patrick's 
Day. 



We would like to welcome Cindy from 
nationals, to Qaiion. We hope you have 
an enjoyable visit with us. Love, the 
sisters of AZA. 

associate members of A£A: You are 
just about half way, so just hang in 
there, okay?! Love your sisters of AZA- 



Congratulations Fred on your 
internship. Way to go! Love, the 
brothers and pledges of A-Rii-O. 



To the brothers of Alpha Phi Omega, 
Thanks for a great Big-Little party. 
Love, your (dedges. 



Theat Xi, It was a haven and hell sight 
and the mixing was right! Let's do it 
again soon. Love, the sisters of Delta 
Zeta. 



To the executive board of AlT 1993- 
94, thank you for the time and 
dedication you gave to us this past year. 
You will be missed. Congratulations to 
the new executive board, president- 
Stephanie Schulz, vice president-Amy 
Scaub, secretay-Linda Szedon, 
treasurer-Heidi Kessler, Panhel-Sherri 
Brentzel, rush- Laurel Haley and pledge 
director-Marci Thellman. we wish you 
the best of luck! 



Leslie, congratulations on your lavalere. 
We're very happy for you. Love, the 
sisters of ALT. 



Happy birthday Esposito! Don't wony, 
you're not a fossil yet! Love, your 
Sigma sisters. 



D-Phi-E would like to wish everyone a 
happy St. Patrick's Day! 



Tri-Sigma would like to wish Ivy a 
happy 21st. Have fun! 



Best of luck to the new members of 

Tri-Sigma; Ivy, Kelly, Amy Jo, Alicia, 

Kristine and Denise. You are a great 

bunch of gids! 



To the AST spring 1994 pledge class, 
Becca, Dana, Leslie, Lori, Melanie, 
Nicole, Niki, Tammy and Theresa. You 
guys did a wonderful job with the date 
party. Thanks for the great lime. We 
love you. Your future sisters of AXT. 



Happy 21st B-day M.J.! Since you 
turned over the break-you might want to 
skip the bars this week for your own 
sake! Love, from your ZTA sisters. 



Welcome back! We hope everyone had 
a great break! The ZTA's. 



Jessica, happy 21st birthday. "Do it up!" 
Love, your sisters of Delta Zeta. 



Amy M. Wishing you the best birthday 
yet! ! ! Love, your sisters of Delta Zeta 



Cynthia, hope you have a super 
birthday! Love, the sisters of Delta 
Zeta. 



Phi Delta Theat, thanks for the serenade 
and flowers! You're the greatest. Love, 
your sweetheart, Christine. 



Thanks to Sigma Taus and Phi Sigmas 
for the great mixer. We had a great time. 
D-Phi-E. 



Delta Zeta, Haven was good, hell was 
too, we had an excellent time mixing 
with you! Let's do it again soon. Love, 
the brothers of Theat Xi. 



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Congratulations to the sisters of D-Phi- 
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Congratulations to our newly elected 
executive board, Laurie Marmo, 
president; Amy Bowser, vice president; 
Kristin Mosley, Panhellenic Rep; Larina 
Shumbres, pledge educator; Sarah 
Steidel, rush executive; Charlotte 
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treasurer and Dawn Davidovich, 
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Dominique sent to no-man 's land 



Playoff- bound teams make big changes 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



Although it seems lilce old 
news, the recent trades in the 
NBA will certainly play a big 
role as the NBA comes down to 
its final regular season 
showdowns. 

As most have beard, 
Dominique Wilkins of the 



Atlanta Hawks was traded for 
Danny Manning of the Los 
Angeles Clippers. The Clippers 
received a first round pick from 
the Hawks as well. 

So far things have been 
working out well for the Hawks. 
Manning has come to the Peach 
State and fit in very well to 
Lenny Wilkins' system. The 
Hawks were already on top of 



the Central Division, and this 
trade will strengthen them even 
more. Manning is an all around 
player. He is not as flashy as 
Dominique but he is better at the 
little things that will strengthen 
the Hawks' title contention. The 
Hawks hope to sign Manning to 
a long term contract, and with as 
much winning as they've been 
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Manning to stay in Atlanta. 

The Clippers, on the other 
hand, were forced to make a deal 
to strengthen a team that is 
always a cellar dweller. 
However, it would be very 
surprising to see Wilkins stay 
with this team after his contract 
runs out. Dominique desperately 
wants a championship ring on 
his finger, and the Clippers are 
going nowhere. He may use the 
rest of this season to light up the 
scoreboard however. Trailing 
David Robinson and Shaquille 
O'Neal, Wilkins could use the 
offensive opportunities in L.A to 
become scoring champ once 
again. But in the future, look for 
Wilkins to hook up with a title 
contender. 

The other big trade was 
between the Utah Jazz and the 
Philadelphia 76ers. Philly gave 
up Jeff Hornacek and Sean 
Green for Jeff Malone and a first 
round pick. Philadelphia could 
have managed a better trade than 
one that brings such a one 
dimensional player. Philly's pick 
is going to be late in the first 
round and they had better make 



good use of it. 

Utah greatly improved 
themselves by adding a team 
player like Hornacek. He can 
shoot the lights out and knows 
how to win from his days in 
Phoenix. I have a strong feeling 
that Karl Malone helped to make 
this trade and it might push the 
Jazz forward for a shot at the 
Western Conference title. 

These two trades seem to 
really help the title contending 
teams. Atlanta and Utah were 
looking for the final piece of the 
puzzle and they may have gotten 
it. Atlanta seems to be well 
rounded as a team. Utah 
however, might still need at least 
an average center to advance in 
the playoffs. 

On the other hand, the Clippers 
and the Sixers aren't looking to 
well. The Clips looked for a 
quick fix in Wilkins. Someone 
to just wow the crowds. 
Philladelphia is looking to lose 
the crowds. 

These clubs had better hope 
for a great lottery pick or they're 
going to be looking up from the 
division cellar for a while. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 




OK, MR.MUMALO. 
you MAY 

Heckle the 
'Referee' How. 




Anthony Mumalo, an obsessive-compulsive heclder, is 
treated with aversion tlierapy. 



The Clarion 




Volume 74, Issue /^ The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



March 24, 1994 



News 



General Education 

The left side of the familiar! 
checksheet may change, .pg. 5 



Lifestyles 

Women's Conference 

Comedian Reno and fihnakerl 
Kathe Sandler pg. 13 [ 



Sports 



Stout, Sintobin 

Bryan Stout and Rob Sintobin I 
get All-American pg. 19| 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 

Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Wednesday: 



by Doug Sheldon j 

Rainy, high of 
65 degrees. 
Clearing, high 
of 45 degrees. 
Sunny, high of 
60 degrees. 
PM showers, 
high of 57. 
Rainy, high of 
42 degrees. 
Clear, high near 
50 degrees. 
Cloudy, high of 
60 degrees. 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. 10| 

Lifestyle pgH 

Entertainment Pg- 161 

Sports pg- 19 

Classifieds Pg- 23 



Question Student Senate discounts 



Students reject activity fee Iiike 



by Eric Wilson 
News Writer 



Clarion University students 
rejected a proposed five dollar 
increase in their student activity 
fee according to an informal 
Clarion Call survey conducted 
this week. 

Students were also against 
discounts provided to Student 
Senators at the Express Shop and 
University Book Center. 

Asked "Do you favor the 
Student Senate proposal to raise 
the student activity fee by five 
dollars?" 80 students said no, 18 
said yes and two were 
undecided. 

Asked "Should student 
senators receive a discount on 
selected personal items at the 
Express Shop and Bookstore?" 
83 students said no, 15 said yes 
and two students were 
undecided. 

Kauina Heknick, chair of the 
student senate appropriations 
committee, estimates the 
proposed activity fee increase 
will generate over 20,000 
additional dollars. 

According to the 1993-94 
Clarion Student Association 
budget, funded by the activity 
fee, the top five organizations 
receiving money are: athletics, 




Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
Clarion Call news writer Eric Wilson interviews senior communications major Theresa 
Maker on Tuesday to get her opinion on a proposed hike in the Student Activity Fee. 



receiving $288,834; general 
administration, $120,000; 
University Activities Board, 
$120,000; the Sequelle, $41,000 
and the marching/symphony 
bands at $22,000. 



Melissa Gordon, a sophomore 
elementary education major, is 
against the five dollar increase, 
"We don't use all of the 
activities. It should be optional 



Group fights campus prejudice 



by Christy Williams 
Lifestyles Writer 



What do Janis Joplin, Adolph 
Hitler, Julius Caesar, Napeolean 
Bonaparte, Socrates, Hans 
Christian Andersen, Leonardo 
DaVinci, Elton John, David 
Bowe and approximately one out 
of ten people in the United States 
have in common? 

Answer: They are gay. 
(Names are listed in The 
People's Almanac by David 
Wallachinski, Irving Wallace and 
Amy Wallace.) 

The typical and usual response 
to this may be, as Carla 



Veronesi, a freshman speech 
pathology major states it, "Well, 
I don't Icnow any gay people." 

Dr. John Emissee, Professor of 
Geography and Earth Science, 
has an insight to this normative 
response. 

"Just because we don't walk 
pround with homosexual written 
on our forehead, doesn't mean 
we are not here. We are here, and 
we deserve and want the rights 
all straight people have and take 
for granted." 

Dr. Ernissee, who has been 
"out of the closet" for twenty 
years took part in a group 



discussion on March 16 to help 
people who have not had his 
success in dealing with their 
discrimination. 

This open-forum discussion 
was organized by the campus 
interest group ALLIES, which is 
an advocacy organization for gay 
and lesbian rights on campus. 
The discussion was directed by 
Dr. Janice Grisby, a counselor at 
the Campus Counseling 
Services. 

A panel of two homosexual 
students, Allison Mercurio, a 
senior English major, and Corey 

Continued on page 15. 



Celcbratincj more than 70 ijcars as a student nezaspaper 



to the students," she said. 

Wendi Piatt, a junior 
conununications major, feels she 
is already paying enough as an 
out-of-state student. Piatt said, 
"I'm already paying double 
tuition." 

Bob Hinkle, a freshman art 
major, said, "We don't get our 
money's worth now." 

One student who favored the 
increase, David Scappo, a 
sophomore accounting major, 
said, "There are more 
organizations that need funding. 
Enrollment was down." 

Students were also asked about 
the discounts Student Senators 
receive at the Express Shop and 
Bookstore. Senators receive 20 
percent off on trade books, 
general supplies, clothing, cards, 
film developing, emblematic 
supplies and balloons, according 
to a paper that was posted oi) Uie 

Continued on page 4. 



Page28 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 17, 1994 



nominique sent to no-man 's land 



Playoff- bound teams make big changes 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



Although it seems like old 
news, the recent trades in the 
NBA will certainly play a big 
role as the NBA comes down to 
its final regular season 
showdowns. 

As most have heard, 
Dominique Wilkins of the 



Atlanta Hawks was traded for 
Danny Manning of the Los 
Angeles Clippers. The Clippers 
received a first round pick from 
the Hawks as well. 

So far things have been 
working out well for the Hawks. 
Manning has come to the Peach 
State and fit in very well to 
Lenny Wilkins' system. The 
Hawks were already on top of 



the Central Division, and this 
u-ade will strengthen them even 
more. Manning is an all around 
player. He is not as Hashy as 
Dominique but he is better at the 
little things that will strengthen 
the Hawks' title contention. The 
Hawks hope to sign Manning to 
a long term contract, and with as 
much winning as they've been 
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Manning to stay in Atlanta. 

The Clippers, on the other 
hand, were forced to make a deal 
to strengthen a team that is 
always a cellar dweller. 
However, it would be very 
surprising to see Wilkins stay 
with this team after his contract 
mns out. Dominique desperately 
wants a championship ring on 
his finger, and the Clippers are 
going nowhere. He may use the 
rest of this season to light up the 
scoreboard however. Trailing 
David Robinson and Shaquille 
O'Neal, Wilkins could use the 
offensive opportunities in L.A to 
become scoring champ once 
again. But in the future, look for 
Wilkins to hook up with a title 
contender. 

The other big trade was 
between the Utah Jazz and the 
Philadelphia 76ers. Philly gave 
up Jeff Hornacek and Sean 
Green for Jeff Malone and a first 
round pick. Philadelphia could 
have managed a better imde than 
one that brings such a one 
dimensional player. Philly's pick 
is going to be late in the first 
round and they had better make 



good use of it. 

Utah greatly improved 
themselves by adding a team 
player like Hornacek. He can 
shoot the lights out and knows 
how to win from his days in 
Phoenix. I have a strong feeling 
that Karl Malone helped to make 
this trade and it might push the 
Jazz forward for a shot at the 
Western Conference title. 

These two trades seem to 
really help the title contending 
teams. Atlanta and Utah were 
looking for the final piece of the 
puzzle and they may have gotten 
it. Atlanta seems to be well 
rounded as a team. Utah 
however, might still need at least 
an average center to advance in 
the playoffs. 

On the other hand, the Clippers 
and the Sixers aren't looking to 
well. The Clips looked for a 
quick fix in Wilkins. Someone 
to just wow the crowds. 
Philladelphia is looking to lose 
the crowds. 

These clubs had better hope 
for a great lottery pick or they're 
going to be looking up from the 
division cellar for a while. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 




Anthony Mumalo, an obsessive-compulsive heckler, is 
treated with aversion therapy. 






»i.«6#'*' 



Volume 74, Issue/lif The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



March 24, 1994 



News 



General Education 

The left side of the familiar! 
checksheet may change, .pg. 5 



Lifestyles 

Women's Conference 

Comedian Reno and fihnakerl 
Kathe Sandler pg. 1 3 



Sports 



stout, Sintobin 

Bryan Stout and Rob Sintobinl 
get All- American pg. 19| 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 



Thursday: 

Friday: 

Saturday: 

Sunday: 

Monday: 

Tuesday: 

Wednesday; 



by Doug Sheldon 

Rainy, high of 
65 degrees. 
Clearing, high 
of 45 degrees. 
Sunny, high of 
60 degrees. 
PM showers, 
high of 57. 
Rainy, high of 
42 degrees. 
Clear, high near 
50 degrees. 
Cloudy, high of 
60 degrees. 



Index 



Commentary Pg- 2 

News pg- 5 

TV Guide pg. 10| 

Lifestyle pg. H 

Fintertainment Pg- 161 

Sports pg. 19 

Classifieds Pg. 23 



Question Student Senate discounts 

Students reject activity fee hike 



by Eric Wilson 
News Writer 



Clarion University students 
rejected a proposed five dollar 
increase in their student activity 
fee according to an informal 
Clarion Call survey conducted 
this week. 

Students were also against 
discounts provided to Student 
Senators at the Express Shop and 
University Book Center. 

Asked "Do you favor the 
Student Senate proposal to raise 
the student activity fee by five 
dollars?" 80 students said no, 18 
said yes and two were 
undecided. 

Asked "Should student 
senators receive a discount on 
selected personal items at the 
Express Shop and Bookstore.'" 
83 students said no, 15 said yes 
and two students were 
undecided. 

Kauina Helmick, chair of the 
student senate appropriations 
committee, estimates the 
proposed activity fee increase 
will generate over 20,000 
additional dollars. 

According to the 1993-94 
Clarion Student Association 
budget, funded by the acUvity 
fee, the top five organizations 
receiving money are: athletics, 




Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
Clarion Call news writer Eric Wilson interviews senior communications major Theresa 
Maker on Tuesday to get her opinion on a proposed hike In the Student Activity Fee. 



receiving $288,834; general 
administration, $120,000; 
University Activities Board, 
$120,000; the Sequelle, $41,000 
and the marching/symphony 
bands at $22,000. 



Melissa Gordon, a sophomore 
elementary education major, is 
against the five dollar increase, 
"We don't use all of the 
activities. It should be optional 



Group fights campus prejudice 



by Christy Williams 
Lifestyles Writer 



What do Janis Joplin, Adolph 
Hitler, Julius Caesar, Napeolean 
Bonaparte, Socrates, Hans 
Christian Andersen, Leonardo 
DaVinci, Elton John, David 
Bowe and approximately one out 
of ten people in the United Stales 
have in common? 

Answer: They are gay. 
(Names are listed in The 
People's Almanac by David 
Wallachinski, Irving Wallace and 
Amy Wallace.) 

The typical and usual resjwnse 
to this may be, as Carla 



Veronesi, a freshman speech 
pathology major states it, "Well, 
I don't know any gay people." 

Dr. John Emissee, Professor of 
Geography and Earth Science, 
has an insight to this normative 
response. 

"Just because we don't walk 
.''round with homosexual written 
on our forehead, doesn't mean 
we are not here. We are here, and 
we deserve and want the rights 
all straight people have and take 
for granted " 

Dr. Ernissee, who has been 
"out of the closet" for twenty 
years took part in a group 



discussion on March 16 to help 
people who have not had his 
success in dealing with their 
discrimination. 

This open-forum discussion 
was organized by the campus 
interest group ALLIES, which is 
an advocacy organization for gay 
and lesbian rights on campus. 
The discussion was directed by 
Dr. Janice Grisby, a counselor at 
the Campus Counseling 
Services. 

A panel of two homosexual 
students, Allison Mercurio, a 
senior English major, and Corey 

Continued on page 15. 



Cdebratin£ more than 70 years as a student nezuspapei 



to the students," she said. 

Wendi Piatt, a junior 
conmiunications major, feels she 
is already paying enough as an 
out-of-state student. Piatt .said, 
"I'm already paying double 
tuition." 

Bob Hinkle, a freshman art 
major, said, "We don't get our 
money's worth now." 

One student who favored the 
increase, David Scappo, a 
sophomore accounting major, 
said, "There are more 
organizations that need funding. 
Enrollment was down." 

Students were also asked about 
the discounts Student Senators 
receive at the Express Shop and 
Bookstore. Senators receive 20 
percent off on trade books, 
general supplies, clothing, cards, 
film developing, emblcmaiic 
supplies and balloons, according 
to a paper that was posted o\) Jie 

Continued on pa^ie 4 



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Don't forget the 
positive of Greeks 

Here we go again! 

Once again (ireck organizations 
are gelling flack for hazing(Cfl//, 
March 17). I have been a 
member of a sorority for two 
years. I have met with my 
sorority's national officers, 
attended countless anti-hazing 
workshops and served as my 
chapter's president. With all of 
this experience with the Greek 
system, I think I am qualified to 
talk about the issue of hazing. 

I'or those of you that have been 
living under a r(x:k, hazing is the 
physical and mental abuse that 
can occur while pledging an 
organization. (Nol just a (Jreek 
organization, but any 
organization.) Hazing has been 
declared illegal in most states, 
and banned by most nationals of 
frateniities and sororities. Ihat's 
all fine and dandy, but the trutli 
of the matter is that it doesn't 
matter how many laws are made, 
how many frateniities are kicked 
off campuses, or how many 
(X'oplc arc killed, ha/ing is still 
going lo exist. 

I don't know what makes me 
angrier. ..fraternities and 
sororities that haze, or new 
members who put up with it. The 



Toni Ross 



whole issue is pretty simple. 
Fraternities and sororities 
shouldn't haze, however when 
they do, pledges should have 
enough self-respect to stand up 
to it. Hazing wouldn't exist if 
organizations didn't have people 
willing to put up with it. Think 
about it. . . if XYZ hazed and no 
one joined them becau.se of it, 
XY/ would die out because no 
(me would join them. 1 feci that 
when people join on 
organiziiti(m that hazes, and they 
put up with that hazing, they are 
ccmdoning hazing. Maybe they 
don't mind being hazed. . . that's 
their individual choice. But if 
somcime made you drink a keg 
of beer in (me hour wouldn't you 
assume you would get alcohol 



(Cont. on pfi- 4) 










To BE YOUR VOICE? 



What's another $5, 
particularly when considered 
against the background of all 
the rest of the fees, tuitions, 
cost.s, prices and charges 
associated with a college 
educaticm? 

Well, the answer is thai five 
bucks is five bucks. The 
increase certainly may be 
justified when considered 
against the amount of money 
the Clarion Students 
Association lays out each year. 

But whether the increase is 
warranted or not. Student 
Senate would be well advised to 
listen to their constiuency, the 
individuals who put them in 
their positions in the first place. 
Student opinion is clearly 
against the raise, as is indicated 
by the front page article. 

Now the time comes for the 
Student Senate to truly be the 
"voice" of the students, for they 
have surely heard it. For if they 
have not heard the opinion of 
the students, then the Senate is 
woefully out of touch with its 
constiuency. 

If the Senate is going to 
continue with its motto, "To be 



your voice, we must hear your 
voice," Uien they must certainly 
own up to the second half of 
their motto and vote down their 
proposal for the Activity Fee 
hike. 
Senators have often complained 
about student apathy. In this 
instance, the students have 
spoken. Whether or not the 
senators believe in the raise, they 
must be responsible to their 
constituency and beheve in their 
wi.sdom. 

If they vote against the desires 
of the students, the senators must 
be prepared to be evicted from 
their posts as the representatives 
of Uie students. 

If the Senate are truly to 
remain the representatives of the 
students, it is up to them to 
maintain contact with the 
students. It is not the students' 
responsibility to convey their 
every thought and desire to the 
senators. 

So, Student Senate, do you 
really want to be the voice of the 
students, or do you only want to 
ram your ideas down the throat 
of the students, even if you think 
it's for their own gcxxl? 



Do you have a voice? 



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l)o you care? Judging from 
the letters to the editor, very few 
people do. 

Student Senate has proposed a 
$.S hike in your student activity 
fee. To date, no one has written 
to express an opinion (student 
senators excluded). 

Tuition and room and board 
,'tfc going up next semester, not 
one letter of comment has been 
rccievcd by the Call. 

Primary .season is here, 
numerous people arc running for 
governor, promising the earth, 
sun and moon. What is your 
opinion on their policies and 
pledges? The Call has no idea, 
no one has written. 

I*residcnl Clinton and his wife 
have come under fire for the 
Whitewater fiasco. Do C\]\^ 
students have an opinion? Do 
they smell cover-up? Do ihey 
think die whole mess has been 
blown out of portion? Who 
knows? No one has submitted 
any letters on the .subject. 

Lasl week the Call contained a 



pro-life insert. We were ready for 
letters from both sides of a 
.sensitive issue. Not one letter 
crossed our desk. 

CUP students have recently 
been arrested for drug 
pos.session, DIJI, theft and public 
drunkenness. Do other CUP 
.students care? We haven't heard. 

Class pre-registration will soon 
be here. Classes will be hard to 
get, sections will be full or 
closed. Are students worried or 
angry? We wish we could say, 
but no one has menticmed it. 

The Clarion Call has a lettcis 
to the editor .section. While we 
reserve Uie right to edit, we print 
all Uie letters from students we 
receive. 

So come on folks, if you have 
an opinion, let's hcitr it. 

Take a stand, speak out, 
complain or just plain piss 
pec^le off. 

Your silence will change 
nothing. Your words could 
change the university, the 
conununity or the nation. 

We'll be waiting. -RIS 



Reader Responses 



Natiohal 
service 

Dear Editor, 

I thought the students of 
Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania would be 
interested in the national service 
opportunities created by the 
recent passage of the National 
and Community Service Trust 
Act of 1993. 

Over thirty years ago I stcxxl 
with President Kennedy on the 
south lawn of the White House 
while we sent the first Peace 
Corps volunteers overseas. From 
the very beginning of that 
international venture, we always 
looked forward to the day when 
the idea, spirit, and logic of the 
Peace Corps would be brought 
home to serve American families 
and American communities. 
That day has now arrived with 
the creation of Americorps, 
which over the course of the next 
three years will challenge 
roughly 100,000 young people to 
serve. It is estimated that in the 
first year of the Americorps 
program, 20,000 men and 
women will receive a stipend 
while becoming eligible for 
school tuition assistance or loan 
forgiveness. 

We are fortunate in our state to 
have a prototype of Americorps 
already up and running called the 
Pennsylvania Service Corps. The 
Pennsylvania Service Corps can 
be contacted at (717)233-8577, 
and they are currently recruiting 
volunteers. 

For more information about 
participating in Americorps, 
please call 1 -800-94 A-CORP, 
and for more detailed 
information about national 



Letters to the Editor 

should be sent to The 

Clarion Call, 270 

Gemmell Complex, 

Clarion University of PA, 

Clarion, PA 16214. 

Letters must be signed 
and include day and 
evening phone 

numbers. Letters may 
be edited for length, 
clarity, taste and libel. 



service, please call my office at 

(202)224-6324. 

Sincerely, 

Harris Wofford 

Editor's Note: Harris Wofford 
(D) is the junior United States 
Senator from Pennsylvania. 

Fee raise 
is helpful 

Please note: This letter is a 
personal opinion and may nol 
reflect the opinion of the entire 
Student Senate. 

As the Appropriations Chair of 
the Student Senate, I have a very 
difficult job. I have to make 
motions that not everyone might 
like, even if, in the long run, they 
are helpful to the Student Body. 
Most recently I had to propose to 
raise the Activity Fee by 6.25% 
which is $5. 

This was not a decision mat 
was made in a day. Much 
thought and consideration was 
put into this by myself, the 
Appropriations Conunittee and 
the Executive Committee of the 
Student Senate. Pros and Cons 
were weighed extensively. Our 
biggest Con was, of course, an 
increased payment by the 
students. This was outweighed 
by what the increase will do for 
you, the student body. With the 
additional $20,000+ being 
generated, we can fund new 
organizations and possibly 
increase budgets of the existing 
organizations. This helps you. 

ALL of this money will 
eventually be sunk back into the 



groups that you wish to 
participate in. It will go back into 
the very paper that you're sitting 
here reading, into the yearbooks 
that you will have 10 years from 
now, or back into the stamps on 
your I.D. cards that gain you 
admittance to so many events. 

If I could step out of my role as 
a Senator for a minute and diink 
about the fee being raised by $5 I 
would only have one thing to 
say, "If I'm going to pay five 
dollars more then I'm going to 
join another club and go to Uie 
next sporting event because 
that's what I'm paying for!!" I 
sincerely believe that Uiis is how 
all students should think. You're 
paying into the fund- TAKE 
ADVANTAGE OF IT! 

Now if I could move to another 
related issue, last week The 
Clarion Call had an article titled 
"Fees and Perks" in which 
Student Senate was criticized for 
not taking the increase in activity 
fee to the student body. That is 
why the motion was tabled for 
two weeks. The Student Senate 
office is normally occupied 
Monday through Friday from 
10:00 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. We 
encourage anyone and everyone 
to slop by and give us your input 
on the proposed increase. I'm in 
the office on Mondays and 
Wednesdays from 1:30 p.m. to 
2:45 p.m. and will personally 
answer any questions you need 
answered. The Student Senate 
also has a comment box outside 
the office for your suggestions. 

Another thing in the article 
was the fact that Student 
Senators receive 20 percent off 
at the Bookstore. This does NOT 
include sale items, greek items. 



Early Registration Announcement 
1994 Summer and Fall Terms 

Students will become eligible to use the telephone 
registration system to schedule classes for the 1994 
Pre-Session, Summer I, Summer II and Fall terms 
during the period of early registration. 



Term 



Pre-Session 
Summer I 
Summer II 
Fall 



Term Dates 
May 16 -June 3 
June 13 -July 15 
July 18 -August 18 
August 29 -Dec. 16 



TelRea Dates 
April 11 - 27 
April 11 -27 
April 11 -27 
April 11 - 27 



Copies of the 1994 Summer and Fall Schedule of 
Classes will be available at the University Book 
Center, Gemmell Complex and the Office of the 
Registrar, 122 Carrier, beginning Tuesday April 5. 



textbooks, graduation 

supplies... die list goes on. What 
else is left? Pens, notebooks, and 
full priced cloUiing items. (And 
we know how often we buy 
those things.) 

So, Mr. RLS, before we are 
criticized further, let's clear 
something up. Many other state 
schools pay their senators for 
their long hours, time and 
dedication to their student 
bodies. Would you rather us be 
on the payroll or allow us to save 
a few pennies here or there? 

Katrina Hehnick 



Editor's Note: "Fees and 
Perks" was an editorial run in 
the March 17 issue and placed 
on the Opinion page. 
According to a Student Senate 
bulletin, Student Senators 
receive 20 percent discounts on 
the following items: trade books 
(Not Text Books), general 
supplies, clothing, cards, film 
developing, emblematic 

supplies, balloons. Student 
Senators receive a 10 percent 
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Page 5 



Involving stolen mascots and statues 

Pranks in Texas and Nebraska lead to real trouble 



courtesy of 

College Press Service 

A couple of college pranks 
in Texas and Nebraska started 
out to be funny, but turned sour 
along the way, with university 
officials threatening one student 
reporter with disciplinary action 
if he didn't reveal the names of 
those involved in an incident. 



However, University of Texas- 
Austin administrators decided 
not to pursue a Daily Texan 
reporter who wrote a story about 
three so-called "Texas Rustlers" 
who dognapped Texas A&M 
University's mascot. Reveille VI. 
The dog, formerly the only 
mascot in the Southwest 
Conference never to be 
abducted, was taken from 



Hide Park 

(cont. from pg. 2) 



poisoning? 

As the argument against 
Greeks go, "People don't know 
they are going to be haze." 
"They just want to belong." 
Yeah, whatever. But personally I 
know that if someone told me to 
kiss their feet, I would fill them 
in on what they could do with 
their feet. 

I would also like to address all 
of the negative publicity Greeks 
gel. I resent the fact that good 
Greek organizations are being 
sent down the river just because 
they have Greek letters in their 
name. 

Believe it or not Greeks do 
good things! I welcome anyone 
to look at how many hours of 
community service every Greek 
organization puts in. One 
sorority on this campus put in 
ahnost 700 hours, that's a little 
over two weeks. . . 14 days. Not 
counting sleeping, eating, 
classes, etc. Greeks are active in 
adopt-a-highway clean-ups, food 
drives for the needy, rape crisis 
counseling, AIDS research 
money drives, the United Way, I 
think you get the picture. 

You don't need to look any 



further than the White House to 
see Greeks in action. 

President Clinton was in a 
fraternity, and for all of you 
straight-lined Republicans, 
former President Bush became 
the president of his fraternity 
before he became the President 
of the United States. Look at 
Clarion. . . the Vice-President of 
Student Senate is Greek, not to 
mention many RAs, organization 
presidents and the editor of this 
newsp^)er who are Greek. 

Leaders are born out of the 
Greek system not killed. Look at 
corporate America, Greeks are 
there. . . Gee, {or something that 
is described as being useless and 
stupid, the Greek system has 
some pretty impressive alumni. 

Back to hazing... yes it is here 
on the Clarion campus but no 
law is going to stop it from 
happening. The only thing that 
can stop hazing is you. By telling 
the InterFraternity Council and 
the Panhellenic Council, or by 
pledging only those who simply 
say no to hazing. 

Toni Ross is a Senior 
Communication Major 



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outside Texas A&M Cadet Cpl. 
James Lively's house on Dec. 27. 
She was returned unharmed 
when Texas A&M officials 
announced her abduction, just 
before Texas A&M met Noue 
Dame in the Cotton Bowl. 

The reporter, Philip 
VanDerSlice, interviewed the 
alleged dognappers for a story 
that piqued the interest of 
university administrators. 

According to a Jan. 31 story in 
the Daily Texan, VanDerSlice 
was warned by the Dean of 
Students Office that he could 
face disciplinary action if he did 
not reveal the identity of his 
sources. 

However, Edwin Shaipe, vice 
president of administration and 
public affairs at University of 
Texas-Austin, later said 



VanDerSlice was not under 
investigation. 

"I will encourage the Dean of 
Students Office to give proper 
explanation on that," Sharpe 
said. 

Texas A&M officials said they 
did not intend to pursue the 
culprits or file charges. 

The Texas Rustlers, whose 
members number 30-40, wrote 
an anonymous letter to the Daily 
Texan, saying they did not feel 
their actions were criminal. 
Reveille, the letter said, "was 
well cared-for and never in 
danger." 

In a separate case, five 
University of Missouri- 
Columbia students still face 
disciplinary action after taking a 
three-foot-tall statue of Abraham 
Lincoln from a Lincoln, Neb., 



sculpture garden, the Daily 
Nebraskan reported. 

Originally, felony charges were 
filed against the students, all 
members of the Missouri chapter 
of the Farmhouse Fraternity. 

They were arrested last fall 
after police saw them carrying 
the statue through the su-eets of 
Lincoln. 

In exchange for the charges 
being dropped, the men will 
have to pay $15,000 in court 
costs and restitution, including 
the costs of repairing the statue, 
which had to be pried from its 
secured spot, perform 80 hours 
of community service, have to 
maintain good grades and 
complete a course "to enhance 
their appreciation of the role of 
art in society," the newspaper 
said. 



Students reject fee hike 



(continued from page one) 



Student Senate bulletin board. 
Student Senate members receive 
ten percent off on cleaners and 
prepackaged food and drinks, 
said the bulletin. 

Student Senators do not 
receive discounts on text books, 
computers, software, greek 
items, drugs, cosmetics, 
graduation supplies, music, 
collector cards, flowers, specials 
in the express shop, faxes, video 
rentals, laminating, UPS, resume 
preparation, any special order 
items, any custom clothing or 
printing, or magazines. 

"It's wrong for them (student 



senators) to do it (take the 
discount). We're students the 
same as them," said freshman 
molecular biology major Mark 
Talton. 

Allen Curry, a 
freshman/sociology major, 
agreed, saying, "They're no 
different from the rest of us." 

"What makes them so special?" 
asked senior communication 
major Christin Mihon. 

"They do not do anything," 
said Mike Hoft, an undecided 
freshman, "I worked there and 
they were always on lunch 
breaks." 



One student who favored the 
discounts, Harold Kline, an 
undecided freshman, said, "If I 
worked there, I would want it." 

Smdent Senate will conduct a 
final vote on the activity fee hike 
at next Monday's meeting. 

While there has been no 
discussion of Student Senate 
giving up the discounts. Student 
Senate President Brian Hoover 
told the Call if he saw a lot of 
student opposition to the 
discounts, he would reconunend 
to the Senate the discount be 
discontinued. 



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News 



Faculty Senate to vote on Monday 

Proposal could implement changes in General Education, check sheet 



By Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



In an effort to revise the 
General Education Requirements 
that were last inu-oduced in the 
1975-76 academic year. Faculty 
Senate will vote on a proposal 
this Monday night that will 
redefine what the list of 
requirements for a general 



education at Clarion University 
should cover. 

In the introduction of the 
proposal drawn up by Faculty 
Senate concerning General 
Education reforms it is stated 
that, "organizations such as the 
National Institute of Education, 
the Association of American 
Colleges, the National 
Endowment for the Humanities, 



DISTRIBUTION REQUIBIMENTS : 52 CREDITS 
I. Liberal Education Skills - 18 cr«dltt 

A English Compoaltlon, ENG 111 (3 craditi) 



B. Quantitatlva Raaaonins (3 oxadlts) 

C. Hatheaatlcs Coopetancy (3 oxadita) 



Nine or laora credits (aufficiant to brlnf ths total 
under I to 18 credits) to ba aalactad fron approvad 
seneral education skills couzsss froa at laast two 
of the following dlsciplinss: Coajputar Information 
Science, Foreign Languaga, English Cooiposition, 
Losic, Mathematica, and Spaach Coonunication. 



Liberal ICnowladga - 27 cxadlts (adnlmaa 3 cxadits "L" 

flagged) 

h Physical and Biological Sclsncos (9 credits) 

Nine credits to ba aalactad from at laast two of the 
following dlsciplinss: Biology, Cbamistry. Earth 
Science, Mathamatics. Ffaysicsl Sclanca, and Physics. 



B Social and Behavioral Scisncas (9 cradita) 

Nine credits to ba salactsd frcn at laast two of tha 
following disciplinas: Anthropology, Econoodcs, 
Geography, History, Political Sciancs, Psychology, 
and Sociology. 



Arts and Hunumitias (9 cradits) 

Nine cradits to be salactsd frooi at laast two of tha 
following disciplines: Art, English, Lsnguaga and 
Literature, Intamadiata Foreign Language and 
Cultures, h^sic, Philosophy, Speech, and Theater. 



Values - 3 credits 

(1) V Flagged Introductory Values Courss (3 credits) 



IV Health and Personal Performances - 4 crsdits 
(n Health and Wellness (2 credits) 



i2) Personal Parfonoanca Coursss (2 courses and 2 

credits) 



V .^lagged Requiramants in General Education* 
!1) "L," Linked Course ________^_^_^__ 

(2) "V." Values Course* 



Credits for flagged courses counted in sbove ssctions. 
Optional in terms of placement of courss in either 
General Education or major. 



General Education requirements under proposed changes 



have made statements regarding 
the purposes, content, and 
outcomes of General Education," 
states the proposal. 

In the national dialogue 
included in the proposal, beliefs 
that are clearly held common 
include: "The need of greater 
emphasis on liberal studies; the 
recognition that certain 
fundamental skills — especially 
reading, writing, speaking, and 
mathematics skills — are basic 
to students as tools for analysis, 
synthesis, and creation of ideas 
in the content areas of General 
Education and beyond in their 
majors; the recognition that 
General Education should be a 
total baccalaureate experience 
for students with both an 
integrity of its own and a need to 
be integrated ultimately with the 
major; the understanding that 
reform of General Education is 
an on-going process." 

The proposal that Faculty 
Senate has drawn up is intended 
to start to acknowledge the 
particular needs of students that 
attend Clarion University. 
According to the proposal they 
are: 

"1. The need of students to 
understand the purposes of 
General Education and, indeed, 
the purposes of higher education 
itself. 

2. The need of students to 
graduate from the university 
with useful intellectual skills that 
transcend the boundaries of a 
particular course or even a 
specific course of study or major. 

3. The need of students to have 
and to exercise meaningful 
choice in the selection of courses 
in General Education in order to 
broaden their intellectual and 
personal knowledge outside the 
major. 

4. The need of students to 
engage the resources of the 
university to assist in their 
personal development. 

5. The need of students to 
become more cosmopolitan in 
experience and outlook as they 
enter the next century." 

The present general education 
program "is a choice-oriented 
program with two overt 
requirements (ENG 111 and 
HPE 111) and a series of 



distribution categories that give a 
focus to course selections. The 
program requires forty-eight 
credit hours before graduation," 
according to the General 
Education Requirements 
proposal drawn up by Faculty 
Senate. 

Responding to the need for 
review of General Education, in 
1986 the Faculty Senate directed 
the Subcommittee on General 



Education to develop an in-depth 
Statement of Philosophy on 
General Education. 

According to the proposal "the 
Faculty Senate's charge to the 
Subcommittee on General 
Education was affirmed by the 
one hundred and thirty-four 
participants in the Strategic 
Planning/Goal Setting 

Continued on page 8 



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Modes of Communication - 3 credits 
a. Eng. Ill Eng. Comp. 



If Eng. 105 is also required, placed under 5c below. 
Natural Sciences & Mathematics - 9 credits minimum 
to be selected from at least two fields: 
Biology, Chemistry, Earth Science, 
Mathematics, Physical Science, Physics. 



3. Social Sciences - 9 credits minimum 
to be selected from at least two fields: 
Anthropology, Economics, Geography, History, 
Political Science, Psychology, Sociology. 



4. Humanities - 9 credits minimum 

to be selected from at least two fields: 
Art, English, Foreign Languages & Cultures, 
Music, Philosophy, Speech Comnunj cat ion, Theatre. 



Personal Development & Life Skills 

a HPE 111: Health Educ. 

Phys. Ed. Activity 

Phys. Ed. Activity 



9 credits 
2 



1 



1 



Five hours from among General Studies, 
Approved Student Activities for credit, 

and other electives 

(excluding Physical Education activities) . 



c. Sufficient course woric from among any of the 
fields listed above (excluding Physical Education 
activities General Studies and Communication 
to make up 48 hr. minimum requirement. 



General Education requirements under old checksheet. 



Page 6 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of March 14 through 
March 20. 

A report of a vehicle being damaged by a hit and run driver 
occurred after a parked vehicle was struck on the driver's door, 
causing extensive damage to the door on March 16. This happened on 
the service road leading to Wilkinson Hall between the hours of 1:00 
and 1:30 p.m. 

An unknown male person was walking on the sidewalk between 
Egbert and Moore Halls at approximately 10:15 p.m. on March 16, 
when an alleged male jumped out of the bushes and demanded money. 
When a third person appeared on the scene, the alleged actor departed 
the scene without incident. This investigation is limited due to the 
lack of substantial information. 

At approximately 8:15 p.m. on March 18 an 18-year-old male 
student was cited for possesion of alcohol when observed carrying a 
six pack and a 40 oz. bottle of beer. 

On March 19 a report of criminal mischief and theft was received 
by Public Safety. This incident occurred in the Hart Chapel when one 
microphone was reported stolen and another microphone damaged. 
Total value $1,000.00 The report was received at approximately 7:10 
p.m. 

A vending machine was opened in Campbell Hall and some of the 
contents were removed. After conducting an investigation, three male 
students will be charged with criminal mischief. 

On March 20 a student reported damage to the passenger side of his 
vehicle. It appeared the door was kicked causing the dent. This 
happened in paiking lot "J." 

A student from Ralston Hall reported that someone tore some 
pictures which were on the outside of his door. Also wrote obscene 
words on the door with a red marking pencil. Under investigation. 

A stolen sign was recovered from a students rown in Ralston Hall. 
The sign was taken from Genmiell. Under investigation. 

The library staff reported that an unknown person wrote on the toilet 
seat in the first floor women's rest room with a red marking pencil, the 
words, "DANCE FREE." Inscriptions were also written on the third 
floor woman's rest room. 



If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 

National service gears up for 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



college students, and others 



By Harry Straight 
College Press Service 



"Uncle Sam wants you. Earn 
credit for college tuition while 
serving your country." 

If those words conjure up 
images of boot camps, baggy 
green fatigues and 10-mile hikes 
with a 50-pound pack on your 
back, think again. 

This isn't a recruitment 
message for the U.S. Armed 
Forces; it's an invitation from 
President Bill Clinton to get 
involved in grassroots 
community service. 

The service program that 
CUnton signed into law last year 
is becoming reality this year. 

Through the newly formed 
AmeriCorps program, the 
Corporation for National and 
Community Service plans to 
offer $150 million in federal 
grants in 1994 to community 
service programs in all 50 states. 

For a year's worth of service, 
as many as 20,000 participants 
canrecieve a small salary, 
roughly $8,000 annually, basic 
health care coverage, child-care 
suppat if needed, and $4,725 in 
educational benefits. 

The program also will repay 
student loan interest during the 
service and is open to any U.S. 
citizen 17 or older. 

If everything goes as planned, 
AmeriCorps will ensure a 
domestic service program that 
will surpass the Peace Corps at 
its height of popularity, 
according to Clinton's advisers. 

The Peace Corps currently has 
about 6,000 members in 
worldwide service now. 

"The Peace Corps was never 
more than 16,000, yet it had such 
a dramatic influence on 
America's perception of itself. 

We hope that we will do as 
good a job as the Peace Corps 



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and have the same impact," said 
Rick Allen, the program's senior 
adviser and a deputy assistant to 
President Clinton. 

During his campaign, Clinton 
made a strong push for 
AmeriCorps, which became law 
last September when he signed 
the National and Community 



by the imagination of the service 
agencies that win grants. 

Participants could find 
themselves tutoring inner-city 
kids, building parks and 
recreation facilities, helping 
immunize children in rural areas, 
repairing homes for the elderly, 
delivering food to shut-ins - in 



"For a year's worth of service, as many as 
20,000 participants can receive a small 
salary, roughly $8,000 annually, and 
$4,275 in educational benefits. 

' Rick Allen, Deputy Assistant to 
President Clinton 



Service Trust Act. Although 
AmeriCorps isn't as big as 
Clinton and his supporters hoped 
it would be at first, there are 
plans to double the funding to 
$300 million in 1995, $500 
miUion in 1996 and $700 milUon 
in 1997, which would allow 
more people to take part. 

However, those figures are not 
certain since programs and 
funding must be justified 
through the congressional 
appropriations process every 
year. 

At the bill signing, Clinton said 
he hoped that "national service 
will remain throughout the life of 
America not as a series of 
promises, but a series of 
challenges, across all the 
generations and all walks of life 
to help push to rebuild our 
troubled but wcxiderful land." 

Since then, AmeriCorps has 
been working on the details for 
putting the programs in place. 

"Summer programs should be 
up and running by June with 
full-scale operations in place by 
the fall," Allen said. 

The kind of work available to 
participants will be limited only 

n — j^ 



short just about any kind of 
community service. 

"When we ask for grant 
applications we're going to be 
looking at the quality of the idea. 
Is it going to make a real 
difference? 

Getting things done in the 
community is the principal 
criteria. 

we want to know how it will 
make things better, and how do 
you measure that?" Allen said. 

Several successful ideas came 
out of a pilot program last 
summer called the Summer of 
Service, which engaged 1,500 
young people in 16 different 
community service projects in 12 
different cities. 

"Boston's City Year is in many 
ways the closest national model 
to the type of experience the 
president has been interested in 
providing national services," 
Allen said. 

Started three years ago by two 
Harvard Law School graduates, 
the project consists of teams of 
volunteers made up of young 
people from widely diverse 
backgrounds. 




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By Laura Schurer 
Contributing Writer 



President Reinhard has 
provided the goals and progress 
report for the period of 9-91 
through 12-92. 

Reinhard informed the 
President's Faculty Advisory 
Council of her reaction to the 
final report submitted to her by 
the Enrollment Management 
Committee (EMC). 

According to Reinhard the 
Enrollment Management 
Conmiittee "is a committee that 
has been recommended to be 
founded by the Special Planning 
Committee. It deals with all 
issues of covering admissions 
and retentions that relate to 
enrollment. However, she stated, 
it is a broad subject and it does 
not just deal with admissions." 

Reinhard said that she found 
"the majority of the EMC's 
recommendation to be sound." 
However, Reinhard asked for 
several points to be re-examined. 
First, in the area of total 
enrollment targets, Reinhard 
believes the EMC's proposed 
enrolhnent bands to be too low. 

She is confident that "efficient 
scheduling" of our facilities will 
allow us to function comfortably 
at the upper-limits of the bands 
and perhaps beyond without the 
need for additional facilities." 

Reinhard stressed that total 
enrolhnent will be a significant 
factor in the allocation of state 
appropriations, and "Clarion 
University cannot afford to be 
losing additional resources." 

She also pointed out that 
Clarion University continues to 
have a fairly low student-faculty 
ratio which is approximatley 
18.3 to one. 

Reinhard suggested that the 
enrollment of each graduate 
program be reviewed as it 
compares to other programs in 
the same discipline. 

On the subject of Program 
Limitations, Reinhard suggested 
global programmatic limitations 
because it is important for 



Clarion to remain 
comprehensive university. 
"Global Progmmatic limitations 
are a combination of programs 
so there is not an imbalance of 
small programs on campus. For 
example, it wouldn't be good for 
Clarion's professional programs 
if students were only enrolled in 
Business and not Arts and 
Sciences. 

There has to be a combination 
of programs," Reinhaid said. 

According to Reinhard, this 
requires that "...we do not have 
an imbalance of enrollment in 
any one area." 

A potential problem might be 
in the area of education. " 

For example, said Reinhard, no 
more than 305 of the total 
student population at Clarion 
University will be engaged in 
education related programs. 

Reinhard's fourth point 
concerns out-of-State Enrolhnent 
Targets. 

The state system is urging 
universities to have no more than 
10 percent of students be out of 
state. 

This figure does not include 
international students. 

Clarion's ratio of out of state 
students is 262 or 4.4 percent. 

A planning team reviewing 
Clarion International program 
might "recommend using current 
resources to reduce tuition costs 
for a larger number of 
international students rather than 
waiving tuition entirely for a 
smaller number in order to 
increase international student 
attendance at Clarion," said 
Reinhard. Too much emphasis 
on SAT scOTes for admission was 
also cautioned against by 
President Reinhard. 

Her recruitment priorities 
include increasing recruitment of 
students who have taken a full 
schedule of college preparatory 
courses, increasing the 
proportion of regular admittance 
students, and slightly decreasing 
the number of special admittance 
students. 



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Correction 

In the March 17 edition of the Clarion Call a story incorrectly 
labeled the participation of three students in the alleged theft of 
compact discs from Jamesway Department Store in ClaricHi 
Township. 

Michael John Anunann, 18, of Nair Hall, CUP, Claiion/Gieenville 
allegedly opened five CD cases and placed the contents oi the 
packages in his shirt. 

Robert John Hinkle, 19, of Nair Hall/Wellsboro, also a defendant, 
allegedly told pohce Thomas William Tanner, 18, of Nair 
Hall/Pittsburgh and be attempted to get Ammann to put the itons 
back, but that he declined to do so. 

The Clarion Call regrets die error 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



General Education 

(Cont.frompg. 5) 



Conference in the siting of 1991 
in these lenns: By fall 1992, the 
General Education 

Subcommittee shall present 
through the Committee on 
Courses and Programs of Study 
to the Faculty Senate an 
implementaion statement for the 
General Education Program, and, 
if approved, begin 

implementation no later than Fall 
1994." 

The Conference devised a six 
point rationale for it's statement 
of the General Education 
Program. 

It is, according to the proposal, 
as follows: "1. Lengthy 
deliberation has devoted to the 
articulation and approval of 
General Education goals at 
Clarion: it is now time for action. 

2. Students will be better 
enabled to develop and integrate 
skills in problem-solving, 
decision-making, writing, 
speaking, and viewing and 
listening.] 

3. Students will be enabled to 



better understand and respect 
their own heritage and values 
and those of others in a wwld of 
increasing diversity. 

4. The public will continue to 
expect more of college graduates 
in terms of analytical, 
mathematical, oral, and written 
communication and critical 
thinking skills. 

5. The skills, knowledge and 
values developed by students in 
the General Education Program 
are clearly applicable to their 
academic, professional, and 
personal lives. 

6. Numerous national reports 
have noted the erosion of the 
liberal education component of 
the university curriculum in 
favor of the major and 
professional preparation. 

This is happening at Clarion as 
well. Furthermore, the students 
need an opportunity to develop 
basic academic skills, to be 
exposed to the breadth of human 
intellectual achievement, to be in 
contact with the contributions of 



some of the great minds of world 
culture, to be asked to engage in 
critical and integrative thinking, 
to have the opportunity to 
explore personal interests 
beyond the confines of a major 
or career choice, and have an 
opportunity to gain the wisdom 
and guidance of several 
millennia of human efforts to 
answer major existential 
questions, such as "who am I?" 
and "what kind of person do I 
want to be?" 

Dr. Brian Dunn, Chair of 
Committee on Course and 
Program Studies, said "The 
General Education Proposal will 
attempt to readdress a general 
education plan that is now about 
20 years old. 

What it will require of both 
students and faculty is to 
investigate ways in which 
disciplines are related to one 
another. 

For example, he stated. History 
is one of the other disciplines 
within the Social Sciences and 



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Humanities and Natural 
Sciences. 

The program will also ensure 
that students have more writing 



experience," Dunn added. 

If adopted, the program will 
not affect students currently 
enrolled, only students who 
enroll after fall 1994. 



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All information is taken from court records at District Justice 
Tony Lapinto's office. 

The following cases involve summary offenses: 

Timothy L. Potter, non-student, 22, RD2, Sligo. Criminal 
mischief at 2:50 pjn. Jan. 21 on CUP campus. Defendant allegedly 
fled from a Public Safety officer while being questioned, causing 
the officer to drop a portable breath test device. Repairs to the unit 
cost $235 and police are seeking restitution from the defendant. 

Brandi Ryer, 20, Nair Hall. PubUc drunkenness at 2:08 a.m. Feb 
25 on campus. Defendant allegedly was staggering down the 
middle of the road and wouldn't move out of the way for the police 
vehicle following her. Questioned about her condition, the 
defendant, who had difficulty standing, told police, "I'm pine." 

Douglas M. Yackovich, 20, Marienville. Underage consumption 
of alcohol at 11:30 p.m. Feb. 24 at Nair Hall, defendant told police 
he had consumed alcohol at a keg party along Greenville Ave. and 
was involved in an altercation with another CUP student. 

Salvatore A. Miciotta, 21, Clarion. Harassment and stalking at 
12:45 a.m. Jan. 23 at 149 Penn Ave., Clarion. Defendant allegedly 
punched an adult male in the face and threw him into a snow bank. 



The foUowii^ cases have been resolved: 

Brian Richaixl Frank, 20, Gibsonia. Found not guilty of underage 
possession/consumption of alcohol at 10:45 p.m. Feb. 5 in Clarion 
Borough. 

Edward J. Griebel, 20, Wilkinson Hall. Pled guilty to disorderiy 
conduct in connection with pulling a fire alarm, resulting in 
evacuation of a building, Feb. 6 in Wilkinson Hall. Fined $200 
plus $75 costs. 

Theresa Y. Ray, Wilkinson Hall. Pled guilty to issuing a $102 
bad check Aug. 31 to Booksmith Trading Co., Clarion. Fine, costs 
and restitution total $217. 

Charles Beveridge, 20, Summerfield, Fla./RDl Clarion. Pled 
guilty to retail theft Etec. 4 at CVS store. Clarion. Incident involved 
items valued at $5. Fined $100 plus $74 costs. 

Daniel Austin Woods, non-student, 39, Clarion. Pled guilty to 
public drunkenness at 1:25 a.m. March 8 at Founder's Hall. 
Sentenced to five days in Clarion County jail in lieu of fines and 
costs. 

Peter M. O'Rourke, 19, Staten Island, NY/Clarion. Pled guilty to 
carrying false identification at 12:27 a.m. Feb 5 at Captain Loomis 
Inn, Clarion. Fmed $175 plus $75 costs. 

Thomas A. Walker, 21, 105A S. Sixth Ave., Clarion. Pled guilty 
of issuing a $20 bad check Sept. 19 to Riverside Market, Clarion. 
Fine, costs and restitution total $119. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



Page 9 



Outside Clarion 

IMF link bolsters Boris Yeltsin's reform efforts 



Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

World 

IMF, Rus.sia sign 
loan agreement 

Russia and the International 
Monetary Fund signed an 
agreement late Tuesday paving 
the way for a $1.5 billion loan 
that bolsters Prime Minister 
Boris Yeltsin's reform efforts. 

The accord was a vote of 
confidence in the government's 
planned economic reforms, and 
Moscow officials said it could 
lead to billions more in credit 
and loans. 

The government's commitment 
to reform had been questioned 
after the departure of top 
reformers in January following 
the strong showing by 
nationalists and hardliners in 
parliamentary elections. 

The loan had been hung up for 
months while International 
Monetary Fund officials 
scrutinized the government's 
1994 plans. 

French youths 
continue protests 

Youths in cities across France 
kept up protests against a law 
that took effect Tuesday 
allowing employers to pay recent 
graduates less than the minimum 
wage. 

In a sign that the nearly week- 
long protests to the law were 
spreading, demonsU'ations broke 
out for the first time in dozens of 
smaller cities and towns. 

The protests Tuesday were 
largely peaceful, except for 
violent clashes with police in 
Lyon. 

Emboldened by success in 
local elections Sunday, the 



conservative government put Uie 
law into effect despite backing 
down on some aspects after 
protests broke out nationwide 
last week. 

The law, which is aimed at 
fighting high unemployment, 
allows employers to pay recent 
high school graduates who have 
no added training 80 percent of 
the minimum wage for a year if 
they also receive some sort of 
insuiiction. 

Nation 

Lawyer talks of 
murders by client 

With self-confessed loathing, 
Naperville lawyer Kathleen 
Zellner became Uie keeper of die 
secrets of a serial killer. 

They were secrets that Larry 
Eyler, a death row inmate 
convicted of murder, could have 
taken with him to the grave 
when he died March 6 of 
complications from acquired 
immune deficiency syndrome 
(AIDS)in the infirmary at the 
Pontiac Correctional Center. 

That might have been the end 
of the story. 

Instead, it was just the 
beginning. 

Two days after Eyler died, 
Zelhier called an unprecedented 
news conference. 

Under the glare of camera 
lights, she did what she had 
wanted to do all along. 

Zeller told the killer's tale, a 
saga Uiat involved the murders of 
21 young men and boys. 

After years of agonizing 
silence, she revealed the 
appalling truth that long had 
eluded the victims' families. 

Eyler, though never convicted 
of those killings, had confessed 
full responsibility of the killings 
that look place. 



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The findings also suggest that 
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in fighting some cancers by 
boosting the body's immunity 
rather than attacking tumors 
directly with surgery, radiation 
or chemotherapy. 

State 

Jury seated in Amish 
slaying trial 

A jury of six men and six 



women was seated Tuesday for 
the trial of an Amish man 
charged with killing his wife. 

Two alternate jurors also were 
selected. 

Opening arguments in the trial 
are scheduled at 9 a.m. 
Wednesday in Crawford County 
Court. 

Edward Gingerich was arrested 
March 18, 1993, walking down a 
country road carrying his 3-year- 
old daughter and leading his 4- 
year-old son by the hand. 

Behind him, in his Crawford 
County farmhouse, lay the body 
of his wife, Katie, who had been 
beaten to death and gutted like a 
deer. 

Gingerich, of Rockdale 
Township, has a history of 
mental problems and his attorney 
plans an insanity defense. 

To back up the insanity plea. 



the defense is expected to argue 
Gingerich was affected by fumes 
he inhaled accidentally. The 
workroom where he used 
solvents was not ventilated, 
neighbors said. 

Violence among the Amish is 
extremely rare. 

Two ordered to trial 
in donor beating 

Two men were ordered held 
for oial Tuesday on charges they 
killed William Michael Lucas, 
whose heart and liver were 
transplanted into Gov. Robert 
Casey. 

District Justice Joseph 
Dalfonso ordered Michael 
McCain, 27, of Uniontown and 
Timothy Taylor, 23, of 
Masontown will stand trial and 
face a prelimanary hearing. 




College 




Campu0 



News 



Courtesy of 

College Press Services 

Using a condom during sex 
doesn't necessarily mean you 
and your partner will be 
protected from disease, 
according to recent studies. 

Tests of 20,000 condoms show 
important differences among 
various brands in protection 
from sexually transmitted 
diseases, including AIDS, said 
the Mariposa Foundation, which 
conducts independent research 
on human sexuality and sexually 
u-ansmitted diseases. 

"Currentiy, consumers in the 
U.S. can obtain more 



information and data about the 
performance of a refigerator than 
tiiey can about a condom," the 
foundation said in a news 
release. 

Mariposa recently conducted a 
second testing of condoms to test 
viral leakage as a follow-up to an 
earlier study sponsored by the 
foundation, the University of 
Califomia-Los Angeles and the 
University of Southern 
California. 

In the first study, 31 kinds of 
condoms were tested to see 
which afforded the greatest 
protection against STDs and 
HIV-1. The brands that provided 
the greatest protection were 



Mentor (which is on longer 
being sold), Ramses Non-Lube, 
Ramses Sensitol, Gold Circle 
Coin, Gold Circle and Sheik 
Elite. The brands showing the 
highest leakage were Contracept 
Plus, which came in at 31st, 
Trojan Ribbed (30th), Trojan 
Naturalube Ribbed (29th) and 
Lifestyles Nuda (28tii). 

About 20,000 condoms were 
used in the first test, which 
measured how susceptible latex 
condoms were to leakage of viral 
fiuid after simulating the stress 
of sex for five minutes on a 
coital simulator. About 1,000 
condoms weu used in the 
follow-up test. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



THURSDAY EVENING MARCH 24, 1994 



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Batman | Family M. 



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News 



News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Newsq 



Roseanne g 



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•*'; Short Circuit " {\%^, Comedy) Ally Sheedy PG' 



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Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Copsq 



CBS News 



Roseanne 



Jeopardy! 



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U. 



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8:00 



8:30 



**'? Spirit ot the Eagle" (W^ PG' 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



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Am.Journal 



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Byrds of Paradise g 



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10:00 



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Mad-You 



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Wings (R) q 



***'/; 'GeorQv G/r/"(1966, Comedy) Lynn Redgrave 



Sportscenten NCAA 



Wings q [Wings q 



(3 00) 



♦*»'; The RiQht Sfivff (1983, Drama) An account of the training of America's first astronauts. 'PG 



(2 45) The Karate Kid 



Looney jCraty Kids [Salute 



"Taras Buiba' {^%2. Adventure) Yul Brynner 



[Temple 



Settle the Score (1989. Suspense) Jaclyn Smith, 



Looney 



Supermarket 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



** 



Doug 



■Ernest Scared Stupid' (1991) PG' q 



In Color 



Seinfeld q 



Herman 



Frasier (R) q 



10:30 



Primetime Live q 



Comedy Jam 



L.A. Law (In Stereo) q 



11:00 



*** "Hoffa' 



Newsg 



News 



11:30 



12:00 



1992) Jack Nicholson. 'R' g 



Cheers g [NlghMine q 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. - West Reg. Semi. 



Torilght Show (In Stereo) q 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. - West Reg. Semi. 



**** 



'The Graduate" {)%7, Comedy) Dustin Hoffman. 



L.A. Law (In Stereo) q [News g 



News 



Newsq 



Paid Prog. 



**• "City of Hope ' ^^%^ , Drama) Vincent Spano. (In Stereo) R' 



Gymnastics: Hilton International. 



jCheerleading: MS Champs. | Baseball Tonight 



Murder, She Wrote g [PGA Golf: The Players Championship -- First Round, g [Wings g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



*•* 'W//totv''(1988)'PG 



Sportscenter 



Wings g 



♦** 



The Natural" (1984, Drama) Rot)ert Redford. (In Stereo) PG' \**V2 "Impulse" (1990) Theresa Russell, q 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge 



Paper 



Mork 



Sisters q 



** "The Burbs" {^B8S, Comedy) Tom Hanks. PG' 



I Love Lucy [Bob Newhart [M.T. Moore [M.T. Moore 



**• "Fatal Wsron" (1984, Drama) Karl Maiden. 



Up Close 



Quantum 



"Die Watch' 



** 



"Raising Cain' (1992) John Lithgow 



Van Dyke I Get Smart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



FRIDAY EVENING MARCH 25. 1994 



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The Karate Kid (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. PG 



Donahue (In Stereo) : 



Empty Nest [Cheers q 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Ricki Lake 



Tiny Toon 



Cops i 



Animaniacs 



Cur. Affair 



(3:00)*** W/tott- (1988) 



Max Out (Rj [LPGA Mag. 



News: 



Coach g 



Newsi 



News 



Geraldo 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Batman [Family M. 



News; 



Newsg 



News 



News 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



*•* 



ABC News 



'geef/e/u/ce "(1988) Michael Kaaton 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsg 



Full House g 



News g 



Roseanne g 



NBC News 



** 



"Every Time We Say Goodbye' (1986) Tom Hanks. 



LPGA Golf: Dinah Shore Classic ■- Second Round. (Live) 



PGA Golf: The Players Championship ■- Second Round. 



7 "The Poseidon Adventure ' ['^'372) Gene Hact<man. 



(3:00) 



Looney 



The American Success Company ' (1979) 



Crazy Kids [Salute 



[Temple 



**'2 



"Another Woman {)%d, Drama) Gena Rowlands. 



Bitsy Spider jProb. Child 



Hard Copy g 



Jeopardy! g 



Copsq 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent. Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



Manied.. 



Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



**♦ "Lethal Weapon 3 "(1992, Drama) Mel Gibson. R 



Fam. Mat. [Boy-Worid 



Figure Skating: Worlds 



Step by Step [Mr. Cooper 



10:00 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



*V2 "Fist of Hona" {^99i. Drama) Sam Jones. 'R' g 



20/20 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. -- East Reg. Semi. 



"Hart to Hart: Crimes of the Hart " (1994) Robert Wagner. 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. - East Reg. Semi 



Brisco County, Jr. 



Figure Skating: Worlds 



•*''; 'Paper /L/on "(1968, Comedy) Alan Alda. 'G' 



Sportscenten NCAA 



Wings g [Wings q 



**''2 'Rocky V (1990) Sylvester Stallone. 'PG-13' g 



*V; "Once Upon a Cr/me (1992) John Candy. PG' g 



Looney 



Supermaricet 



.ooney 



shop-Drop 



Doug 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



X-Files "Fire" (In Stereo) g 



Newsg 



News 



Cheers g 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



Nlghtline g 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. - Midwest Reg. Semi. 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



College Basketball: NCAA tourn. - Midwest Reg. Semi, 



"Hart to Hart: Crimes of the Hart" (1994) Robert Wagner. 



•••• "Bonnie and C/yde" (1967, Drama) Warren Beatty 



*•• 



NHL Hockey: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



"Threshold "{^96), Drama) Donald Sutherland. 'PG' 



Murder, She Wrote g 



"Opposite Sex and How to Live" 



PGA Golf: The Players Championship - Second Round 



"The Birds II: Lands End" (1994, Horror) 



Donna Reed [Donna Reed 



Sisters g 



Donna Reed 



News 



Newsg 



Paid Prog- 



News g [Tonight Shew (In Stereo) g 



*** -Damn the Defiant!" ^^%2) 



Baseball 



Eden 



•**• "Untorgiven" (1992, Western) Clint Eastwood. 'R' 



•*V2 "Psycho IV: The Beginning" {)9%) 



Donna Reed jOonna Reed Donna Reed 



Sportscenter 



Eden 



Up Close 



Eden 



•Fatal Temptation" {^0) 



Cole Justice" (1968) Carl Bartholomew. 



Donna Reed 



*** 



"Crimes and Misdemeanors " (1%9) Martin Landau, Woody Allen. 



Donna Reed [Donna Reed 



Unsolved Mysteries 



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PBA Bowling [LPGA Golf: Dinah Shore Classic 



PGA Golf: The Players Championship -- Third Round. 



College Basketball: NCAA Tournament 



College Basketball: NCAA Tournament 



:3 0Q> * B'Q Bad Mama II JBaywatch (R) (In Stereo) g 



PGA Golf: The Players Championship - Third Round. 



6:00 



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7:00 



7:30 



**'-2 Crocodile' Dundee II "C\%8) Paul Hogan. PG g 



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ABC News 



NBC News 



Entertainment Tonight q 



ENQ: Secrets-Nat'l Enq. 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn - West Reg Final 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. - West Reg. Final 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsq 



(2:30) 



**''2 



"Paper Lion {)%6. Comedy) Alan Alda. G' 



NBC News 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardy! g [Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



"Against the Wall" (1994, Drama) Kyle MacLachlan. g 



Prince and the Pauper g 



Figure Skating: World Championships. From Makuharl, Japan 



Medicine Woman 



Medicine Woman 



Cops g I Cops (R) g 



Figure Skating: World Cham 



Mariner Tournament Trail iSkiing: US. Men's Pro [Golf; Aces Championship 



**V2 ""The '\/alachi Papers ' [W2, Drama) Charles Bronson. PG' 



Accidental Meeting' (1994, Suspense) Linda Purl, g [Major Dad g [Wings g 



Welcome Home. Roxy Carmichael" 



"Untamed Heart (1993) PG-13' g 



Arcade 



Double Dare Freshmen 



10:00 



bream On g 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



** "Weekend at Bernies" (mS) 'PG-13 



••* '"Gremlins 2: Tfie Nev^ Batch " {■\990) Zach Galligan. 



Road Home "May I Cut In " Walker, Texas Ranger q 



Road Home "May I Cut In " Walker, Texas Ranger q 



America's Most Wanted g [Acapuico H.E.A.T. (R) 



)ionships. From Makuharl, Japan. 



*•* "Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Round" (1%9) 'NR' 



Sportscenter [Women's College Basketball 



Case Closed g 



•** 



Tomei 



The Outlaw Josey H^a/es (1976, Western) Clint Eastwood. "PG' 



What You Do 



Perfect" (1985, Drama) John Travolta, Jann Wenner. 



**V2 "Desperately Seeking Susan"' (1985) 'PG-13" 



Tomorrow Guts 



[Doug 



[Rugrats 



** 



""The Hotel New Hampsfiire" {\dU) Jodie Foster. 



•*V2 "Fletch Lives' {)%9. Comedy) Chevy Chase. 



Women's College Basketball 



•*V2 "Leap of Faith" (1992) Steve Martin. 'PG-IS' g 



*•*• "When Harry Met Sally" (1989) 'R 



Clarissa ^Roundhouse |Ren-Stimpy 



Weird ScL [Duckmanq 



Newsq 



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News 



Newsq 



Crypt Tales 



Newsq 



Golden Giris 



12:00 



Real Sex 8 



Empty Nest 



Saturday Night Live (R) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Untouchables (In Stereo) q 



Crypt Tales [Music 



Saturday Night Live (R) 



**•• "Seven Days in May' 



Baseball 



Eden 



But... Seriously q 



*•• "Under Siege " (W2) Steven Seagal 



Sportscenter 



Eden 



:i964) 



Basketball 



Eden 



"Children of the Corn II" 



You Afraid? 



"And Then There Was One" (1994) Amy Madiqan. q 



•V; "Wild Cactus" [^992) David Naughton 



Very Very Nick at Nite 



Hidden 



Hidden lUnsohfed Mysteries 



A. Hitchcock 



Lovelaughs 



SUNDAY EVENING MARCH 27. 1994 



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5:30 



Lifestories 



LPGA Gotf: Dinah Shore Classic - Final Round. (Live) q 



PGA Golf: The Players Championship - Final Round. 



College Basketball: NCAA Tourn. - Midwest Reg. Final 



College BasketbaM: NCAA Tourn. - Midwest Reg. Final 



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PGA Golf: The Players Championship - Final Round. 



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*•* 



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"Pure Country" (1992) George Strait. 'PG' g 



News 



Design. W. 



CBS News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Newsq [NBC News 



mi 



*** 



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The C/)as9"(1966, Drama) Ivlarlon Brando, Jane Fonda 



(3:00) **V2 "Major League" 



NASCAR Shop Talk 



Major Dad q 



■"The roK"'(l982) Richard Pryor. 'PG 



(3:15) "The Cemetery Club" 



Arcade 



Double Dare 



Ready or Not 



Wild Side 



Majof Dad q 



Davis Cup Tennis 



Wings q [Wings q 



Videos 



Am. Funniest 



Figure Skating: Worlds 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) g 



Tiny Toona Spring Break 



Figure Skating: Worlds 



8:00 I 8l30" 



9:00 



9:30 



10:00 



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Lois & Clart(-Superman 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Murder. She Wrote g 



Martin g [Living Single 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



**V2 "Truly. Madly, Deep/K (1991) Juliet Stevenson. 



Sportscenter [Baseball [Auto Racing 



••* "A League of Their Own" (1992, Comedy) Geena Davis. 'PG' g 



••V; "White Lie" (1991 , Drama) Gregory Mines, g 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



"The Yam Princess" (1994, Drama) Jean Smart, g 



•* "7??fl l^a/T/sfanq"' (1993, Suspense) Jeff Bridges. 'R 



"Search and Rescue" (1994, Drama) Robert Conrad, q 



"The Corpse Had a Familiar Face" (1994, Mystery) g 



"7??e Corpse Had a Familiar Face " (1994, Mystery) q 



Married... 



Cariin 



Star Trek: Next Gener. 



"Search and Rescue" (1994, Drama) Robert Conrad, g 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



Paid Prog. 



Newsg 



•**'/; "An Unmarried Woman" (1978, Drama) Jill Clayburgh. 'R' 



Boxing: Tommy Morrison vs. Bryan Scott. (Live) g 



Case Ctosed (R) g 



Chris Cross 



Rocko's Life 



(3:30) **''^ '"The Mosguito Coast" (1986) Harrison Ford. 



*• 



Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles /// "(1992) 'PG' q 



Pete & Pete iGuts 



I You Afraid? I Roundhouse 



ji-kVi "The Clan of the Cave 5ear" (1986) Daryl Hannah. 



Silk Stalkings "Dark Heart' 



Ctieersg 



Cheers g 



Siskel 



Murphy B. 



Paid Prog. 



Rescue 911 



Dear John g 



Night Court 



Murphy B. 



Crusaders 



FY! Pitt. 



Suspect 



"The Last Survivors" (1975) 



Sportscenter 



Sitfc Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



*V2 "Hear No Evil" (1993) Mariee Matlin. [•* "Toys" (1992. Fantasy) Robin Williams. 'PG-13' q I "Biki¥Carwash" 



*•• "Beverly Hills Cop" {^9M) Eddie Murphy. R' g 



Nick News II Love Lucy [Lucy Show [Van Dyke 



•• "Bare Essentials'" {^%^ , Comedy) Gregory Harrison. 



Auto Racina 



Hollywood 



••% "Alive" {WZ, Drama) Ethan Hawke. 'R' q 



M.T. Moore Bob Newhart 



Lifetime Magazine g 



Get Smart 



Clapprood 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



Alive: Later 



A. HHchcock 



PaM Prog. 



MONDAY EVENING MARCH 28, 1994 



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Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Ricki Lake 



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Cur. Affair 



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(3:45) *** "The Natural" {\984) Robert Redford. "PG 



(3:55) ** "Old Explorers" {^990) "PG' 



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••'/; "True Stories"" (1986, Comedy) David Byrne. PG' 



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**'^ ""Sins of the Father" (^985, Drama) James Coburn. 



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CBS News 



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"Damn the Defiant! "" (1962) Alec Guinness, 



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*V2 "Pont Tell Her Its Afe " (1990) g 



MacGyver "Tfie Escape' 



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Rescue 911 (In Stereo) g 



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**'/; "The Karate Kid" (1984, Drama) Ralph Macchio. (In Stereo) PG 



Temple 



'2 "Strangers Kiss "(1983, Drama) Blaine Novak. 



Looney 



Sugermarfcet^ 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Doug 



Bullwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Yachting: Quest for Speed 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Roseanne g 



Larroquette 



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DateHne (In Stereo) g 



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"The Forget-Me-Not Murders'" (1994) Richard Crenna. g 



Front Page (Iri Stereo) g 



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"Under Sq." 



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Unsolved Mysteries 



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10 



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*'/; "'CK^KS/MC/f// (1988) Jackie Mason. 



Desig. Hitter 



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Jeopardy! g 



Copsg 



CBS News 



Jeopardy! g 



Ent Tonight 



Pulse 



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•*• "Patriot Games" (1992) Harrison Ford. 'R" g 



Home Imp [Thunder 



Unsohred Mysteries (R) g 



Nanny (R) g 



Nanny (R) g 



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Unsofved Mysteries (R) g 



**'/^ "White Lightning" (1973) Burt ReynoMs. PG' 



Sportscenter 



Wings g 



PBA Bowfing 



Wings g 



**'^ "7?>e Hunter" {^979, Drama) Steve McQueen. PG' 



** 



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Crazy Kids [Salute 



[Temple 



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Blame It on Rio" (1984, Coniedy) Michael Caine. 



Looney 



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Birds 



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Melrose Place (In Stereo) g 



Now (In Stereo) q 



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10:30 



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Law 8i Order "Wager " g 



48 Hours "Marked for Life " 



48 Hours "Mari<ed for Life " 



11:00 



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Newsq 



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11:30 



12:00 



•* "The Vanishing" (1993) 



Cheers g [Nlghtline g 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 



Late Show (In 



Edition 



*i>V2 "No Small Affair" (1984, Comedy) Jor) Cryer. 



Law It Order "Wager " g 



•** "">yan3a/r>es" (1983) Matthew Broderick. PG' 



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**• "Casualties of War" (1989) R" 



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»*•% "The Birds" (1963) Rod Taylor. "PG-13' 



•** "Black flo6e""(1991) Lothaire Bluteau R' 



** "fleac/ws (1988, Drama) Bette Midler, John Heard. (In Stereo) g 



Doug_ 



BiMwinkle 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge [Morit 



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"Childr^ of the Corn II' 



"The Birds II: Lands End"" (1994. Horror) 



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Wings g [Quantum 



'Kickboxer III" 



** "The 'a//f>s" (1989) Tom Hanks. PG' 



M.T. Moore 



** "Cnme of InrKxxnce" {\98S. Drama) Andy Griffitti. 



Van Dvfce [Get Smart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



"Sensuous" 



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Mysteriet 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



Page 11 



Lifestyle 



1994 Clari on University Women's Conference : 



Feminist comic Reno to speak at conference 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



The "feminist comic" will 
make her appearance at Clarion 
University's Uth Annual 
Women's Conference on Friday, 
March 25 at 8 p.m. in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose room. 

Reno is a comedienne, actress 
and writer who resides and 
works in New York City. 
During the winter of 1991, she 
made her debut film "The Hard 
Way" with Michael J. Fox. She 
also completed a North 
American tour of her one- 
woman show, "Reno Once 
Removed" after it premiered at 
the Lincoln Center at the Serious 
Fun! Festival and received rave 
reviews. 

An intellectual performer, 
Reno traditionally speaks about 
female topics, intimacy, the 
political process and much more. 



Reno is currently the voice of 
Edith's shrink on the animated 
ABC series "Edith Ann." Her 
latest project includes a series of 
short spots for HBO Downtown 
called "Character Defects" to be 
shown on Comedy Central's 
Short Attention Span Theater. 

Reno's performance is free to 
conference registrants and 
Clarion University students with 
a valid student ID; tickets for 
others will be sold at the door. 
Pre-registration is available 
through the Continuing 
Education in the Carrier 
Administration Building. For 
further details call 226-2227. 

This year's Women's Confer- 
ence theme is "Bridges and 
and Barriers: The Politics of 
Identity." The conference will 
take place Friday, March 25 and 
Saturday, March 26 in the 
Genunell Student Complex. 




Comic-actress-writer Reno will be the guest performer at the 



"A Quest ion of Color'* to be presented 



University Relations photo 
Women's Conference Friday. 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 

This year's keynote speaker at 
the 11th Annual Clarion 
University Women's Conference 
will be filmmaker Kathe Sandler. 

Sandler will present a one-hour 



documentary called "A Question 
of Color" at 10:45 a.m. follow- 
ing the workshops on Saturday, 
March 26. The fihn will explore 
attitudes about skin color, hair 
texture and facial features in the 
African- American community. 




University Relations photo 
Kathe Sandler will be the Keynote Speaker for the Women's 
Conference, where she will present, "A Question of Color." 



It also considers market differ- 
ences in the social attitudes 
towards various shades of skin 
color. The film received rave 
reviews at New York City's Fihn 
Forum. 

In order for her to tell the 
story, Sandler spent several years 
filming interviews with African- 
American women and men of all 
age groups and class back- 
grounds in the Northeast and 
South. She also used her own 
experiences as part of the film's 
theme. 

"A Question of Color" is rele- 
vant to anyone who has ever felt 
misjudged or has judged anoth- 
er's looks as inapiM^opriate. The 
film was aired nationally over 
public television during the 
month of February. 

Sandler's first film was 
"Remembering Thelma," which 
was screened at the 1982 New 
York Film Festival and wcm the 
Best Biography of a Dance Artist 
Award at the 1982 Dance Fihn 
and Video Festival at the 
American Museum of Natural 
History in New York City. 

Sandler directed her first dra- 
matic work on videotape through 
the American Film Institute's 
Directing Workshop for Women. 



The production, titled "The 
Friends," is a half-hour represen- 
tation of Rosa Guy's award-win- 
ning novel. 

Currently, Kathe Sandler is at 
work with her husband, Luke 
Charles Harris, a professor, race- 
relations scholar and co-writer 
of "Question." The book is 
about "color consciousness" in 
Black America and the experi- 
ence of making her second docu- 
mentary film. 

Following the film and lun- 
cheon on Saturday, Sandler will 
deliver a keynote address fol- 
lowed by discussion groups. A 
wrap-up by Sandler will con- 
clude the events at Gemmell. 

Concluding the Women's 
Conference will be a reception at 
President Diane Reinhard's home 
in Moore Hall. The African- 
American Quilters Guild of 
Pittsburgh will be featured at the 
reception. 

Friday's events are free and 
open to the public. Reno's per- 
formance is free for Women's 
Conference registrants and stu- 
dents with a valid ID. 

Registration for Saturday's 
events is available at the door: 
$30 for general public and $15 
for students and senior citizens. 



1994 11th Annual 

Clarion University 

Women's Conference 

Schedule of Events 

Friday, March 25 

1:00-4:30 p.m. Workshops 

(three sessions) -- Gemmell 

Student Complex 
5:00-7:00 Art Exhibit 
Reception 

" SanfordArt Gallery 
8:00 Reno -- G<immell MulH- 

Purpose Room 

Saturday, March 26 

Gemmell Student Complex: 
8:00-8:45 a.m. Registration & 
Exhibits 
8:45-9:30 Workshops I 
9:45-10:30 Workshops II 
10:45-11:45 Film: 'A 
Question of Color" 
Noon-2:00 p.m. Lunch, 
Welcome, Observations on 

women and emoowerment, 

awards {Chandler Dining 

Halt) 
2:15-3:15 Keynote address: 

Filmmaker Kathe Sandler 
3:30-4:15 Discussion groups 
4:30-5:00 Wrap-up: Kathe 

Sandler 
5:00-6:00 President's 

Reception {Moore Hall) 



Page 12 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



Treat yourself to the Fourth Annual Wellness Fair 



by Crystal J anis 
Lifestyles Writer 



Spring is here! After all those 
snow-filled months of sitting on 
the couch in front of the TV, it's 
time to get back into sh^pe. The 
fourth annual "Wellness Fair" 
will be in Tippin Gymnasium on 
lliursday, April 14 from 10 a.m. 
to 4 p.m. to give some tips on 
how to sh^pe up. 

Wellness has become one of 
the main focuses of public health 
in the United States. Defined, it 
entails "the state of being that 
can be achieved through the bal- 
ance and integration of diverse 
aspects of one's life." These 
aspects break into seven differ- 
ent parts: the physical, social, 
emotional, intellectual, occupa- 
tional, spiritual and environmen- 
tal. 

Each of these aspects con- 
tribute greatly in finding an 
advantageous balance for one's 



well-being. One's physical- 
being involves encouraging car- 
diovascular flexibility and 
strength and maintaining physi- 
cal activity. Many vendors will 
be at the fair to advise healthy 
ways to develop this area: 
Clarion Hospital, the American 
Cancer Society, the American 
Lung Association, DuBois 
Regional Medical Center diabet- 
ic clinic, Clarion/Forest VNA 
and High Gear, to name a few. 

The social-being includes stim- 
ulating contributions to one's 
human and physical environment 
in the interest of one's communi- 
ty. The Area Agency on Aging 
and Muq^y Grange will assist in 
this area. 

Emotional well-being means to 
find awareness and acceptance 
of one's own feelings. The 
Clarion County Department of 
Human Resources, Clarion Drug 
and Alcohol Authority, Clarion 
AIDS Network, P.R.O.U.D. and 



the Department of Counseling 
Services will be some of the 
organizations present to aid in 
this knowledge. 

Clarion University Book 
Center employees and Clarion 
University nursing students will 
exhibit the importance of creat- 
ing and stimulating mental activ- 
ities for a useful intellectual- 
being. 

TIAA-CREF retirement infor- 
mation and Clarion University 
Career Services will show how 
to prepare a content occupational 
balance, and to gain personal sat- 
isfaction and enrichment through 
work. 

Clarion University United 
Campus Ministry will assist in 
developing one's spiritual-being 
and the purpose of human exis- 
tence. 

Lastly, the Department of 
Environmental Resources, 
Clarion Conservation District 



and the Allegheny Valley Trails 
Association will show the 
emphasis in preserving harmony 
and protecting our environment. 

The fair will feature more 
hands-on demonstrations than it 
has in the past three years to 
show people how to spice up 
their health. "Music Therapist" 
will be presented by Syndrai 
Lowe frcMn 11:00-11:45 a.m. 

"Acupuncture" will be demon- 
strated by James Reilly, a 
Pennsylvania certified acupunc- 
turist and athletic trainer, from 
noon- 12:45 p.m. Acupuncture's 
theory follows "that stimulation 
by needle insertion enables the 
body to release energetic block- 
ages, improving overall health 
and relieving many symptoms of 
stress." 

From 1:00-1:45 p.m., Mary 
Reed, iridologist and herbalist, 
will demonstrate "Iridology." 
This entails a "study of the iris of 



the eye to indicate mineral and 
vitamin deficiencies, body weak- 
ness and toxin levels." 

From 2:00-2:45 p.m., "T'ai 
Chi" will be demonstrated by 
Edward Matthews, director and 
founder of "Body Awareness — 
acrive relaxation" in Erie, 
Pennsylvania. 

To wrap things up, June Rice, 
an M.A. in counseling at 
Slippery Rock University and 
certified massage therapist, will 
present "Humor as Healing." 
Rice will tell how to use humor 
to battle stressful situations and 
also how to "mind talk" and "let 
the UtUe stuff slide." 

Dr. Diane L. Reinhard will 
open the fair at 10 a.m., followed 
by the keynote address with 
Syndria Lowe. The fair is open 
and free to the public and 
Clarion students. Come explore 
how to give your body a healthy 
rest 



Mixed media sculpture exhibit at Sanford Gallery 



by Lisa Ewing 
Lifestyles Writer 



At the Sanford Gallery in the 
Marwick-Boyd Fine Arts 
Building, an East Indian artist 
will proudly display her works. 
Indira Freitas Johnson will dis- 
play female forms in mixed 
media large and small clayworks 
until March 25. She currently 
has works in public collections 
in Illinois, Arkansas, Georgia, 



Wisconsin and Bombay, India. 

In 1965, Johnson came to the 
United States from Bombay 
(where she was bom), at the age 
of 21. Her father had urged her 
to study advertising design at Sir 
J.J. Institute of Applied Art in 
Bombay, but she chose to study 
at the Art Institute of Chicago. 

Johnson sculpts mostly the 
female form, evoking emotions 
in the artforms which are 
inspired by her personal history 



and feelings. Her sculptures 
tend to portray the universal 
struggle of women. They 
include painted torsos and 
wheeled female carts which con- 
vey a story about her. 

She states, "Indian philosophy 
believes that the body is a shrine 
for the spirit, encompassing a 
balance of natural elements and 
forces. I draw from the tradi- 
tional ancient symbol of the 
earth mother to create a female 



form that celebrates the spirit 
that survives its overwhelming 
odds. My intention is to present 
attributions of strength and ten- 
derness, power and compassion." 

This helps explain why the 
wheel persists in her art, it sym- 
bolizes the stage of transition. 
She claims it is also "the act of 
pursuing the center." 

Johnson is one of six daughters 
and has a family history of over- 
coming the underlying social 



bias for women and their careers. 
She has organized the Shanti 
Foundation for Peace, a not-for- 
profit organization geared to 
making peace a reality. 

The exhibit is free and open to 
the public. Gallery hours are 
Monday and Wednesday, 9 a.m. 
- 5 p.m.; Tuesday, 11 a.m. - 8 
p.m.; Tliursday, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m.; 
and Friday 10 a.m. - noon. This 
exhibit is a feature of the 1994 
Women's Conference. 



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Page 13 



With spring comes more friendly competition 



by Carrie Lengauer 
Lifestyles Writer 



Spring is in the air, and so is an 
annual spring event. On April 8, 
fraternity and sorority members 
will come out of hibernation for 
the kick-off of Greek Week '94. 

"The only thing that's different 
this year," says Tina 
Plankenhom, the Greek Week 
Coordinator for Panhellenic 
Council, "is that softball has 
been added at the end of the 
week." Softball will be an exhi- 
bition event this year, and if it 
appeals to Greeks, next year's 



coordinators will add it perma- 
nently to the lineup. 

Other events continue this year 
much as they have in the past. 
Greeks will ring forth their best 
effort at Greek Sing on Friday, 
April 8 at 7:00 p.m. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 

Saturday, April 9 prcxnises to 
be an action-packed day, with 
the long-distance run in the 
morning, followed by Olympics 
in the afternoon. At Olympics, 
friendly competition prevails as 
Greeks undertake the tasks of 
rope pull, relay races, barrel and 
chariot races. Olympics will be 



April 10 if rain cancels 
Saturday's events. 

Greeks will take to the volley- 
ball courts Monday, April 11, 
and banners will be judged that 
day, also. The Greeks will dive 
into the pool Tuesday, April 12. 

But the week isn't all sporting 
events. Greek Bowl on 
Wednesday, April 13 will chal- 
lenge the minds of competitors 
with general knowledge and 
Greek-life questions. Grade- 
point averages and community 
service hours also factor in the 
fmal results. 

Men will test their strength on 



Thursday, April 14 in a 
weightlifting competition, and 
the events wrap up Saturday with 
Softball. 

The first-place finisher in each 
event receives an award, and the 
top three finishers are awarded 
points. These points add up dur- 
ing the week, and the Greek 
community honors the overall 
winners at a banquet. 

A committee made up of 
Greek Week chairpeople from 
each sorority and fraternity 
meets weekly to plan and exe- 
cute the events. They coordinate 
the events and enforce the rules. 



This committee defines the pur- 
pose of Greek Week ". . . to 
improve interfratemal coopera- 
tion and to enhance the relation- 
ship between fraternity and 
sorority systems and the campus 
and local conununity." 

To promote this spirit of 
togetherness, the committee 
selected "United We Stand, 
Divided We Fall" as this year's 
theme. 

*As of this printing, dates and 
times for all events except Greek 
Sing are tentative. They will be 
finalized and posted by next 
week. 



Hike for Humanity aids homeless victims 



by Judy Bashline 
Contributing Writer 



Habitat for Humanity is issuing 
a "Challenge of Awareness" to 
all students, organizations, facul- 
ty and employees on campus 
and residents in the community. 
Habitat wants people to become 
aware of the homeless situation 
in the Clarion area and do some- 
thing about it. 

Habitat for Humanity does not 
have enough money to build a 
house, yet. Instead, the group 
improves inadequate housing, 
including faciUties for the handi- 
capped. The people that receive 
the help are encouraged to help 
physically or financially, if pos- 
sible. 

This organization also helps 
the homeless, known in Clarion 
County as the "hidden home- 
less." This means individuals 



and families are living with rela- 
tives or friends, with sometimes 
up to (or exceeding) six people 
in a bedroom. Many other peo- 
ple live in cars, crude shelters or 
garages in rural areas where no 
one knows they exist. 

People become homeless for a 
variety of reasons, most of which 
are beyond their control. 
Together, as a group, Habitat for 
Humanity can make some 
changes in these situations. 

Sponsors are requested to help 
a walker for "Hike for 
Humanity," by supporting them 
with a pledge for each mile he or 
she walks on Saturday, April 16 
at noon. Anyone can sponsor, 
including business and individu- 
als. 

The hike will cover about five 
miles around Clarion, starting at 
the Gemmell Student Complex. 
All participants must pre-register 



by stopping at United Campus 
Ministry, 267 Gemmell, for a 
pledge form, or by calUng Lynn 
Haraldson at 226-2711. With 
campus and conununity involve- 
ment, more projects can be com- 
pleted this year to help the 
homeless. 

Registration assistance will be 
provided by Alpha Phi Omega at 



11:30 a.m. before the walk. At 
the halfway point of the hike will 
be a drink station, contributed by 
the Returning Adults and 
Commuting Students (RACS) 
organization. RACS will also 
sponsor a walker. Refreshments 
will be served at the end of the 
walk. A rain date is scheduled 
for April 23. 



Editor's note: 

In last week*s issue of 
the Call, the article 
on Janet Lee Jones 
should have been 
Janet Lee /fliwei^. 

The editor apologizes 
for this mistake. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-In January, five prison guards 
at the Boise, Idaho Maximum 
Security Institution were accused 
of taunting death row inmates by 
playing a 1971 Neil Young song 
"The Needle and the Damage 
DtMie" during a scheduled execu- 
tion-by-injeclion. 

-The London Independents' 
weekly magazine reported in 
November on the Hush-a-Bye 
Baby Club in southern England, 
whose male members dress as a 
female infants and refer to them- 
selves as "Baby Michelle," 
"Baby Cathy," etc. "Mummy 
Clare" runs the club, charging 
about $110 a night ($140 for 
non-members), which includes 
baby food, bottled milk and dia- 
per service. Spanking is about 
$7 more. 

-In East Bemstadt, Kentucky 
in December, Jinuny Humfleet, 
33, was charged with the murder 
of his uncle, Samuel Humfleet. 
According to the local sheriff, 
Jimmy said he did it because he 
caught Samuel having sex with 
one of the two pit bulls belong- 
ing to the owner of the trailer in 



which they had been partying. 
In fact, Jimmy had called 911 
twice that evening to report the 
molesting. A deputy shot and 
killed the dog later that evening 
because it was foaming at the 
mouth and had attacked him. An 
autopsy on Samuel turned up no 
dog hairs or other evidence of 
molestation. 

-In August, the Economic 
Evening News of Taiyuan, China 
reported that a woman in her 
30's, unidentified in the story, 
had eaten more than 800 rubber 
nipples from baby bottles in the 
last three years. A province 
health official said all family 
members apparently like the 
smell of rubber. 

-The international food compa- 
ny Nestle UK was fined about 
$20,000 in January for injuries 
suffered by its employee Alex 
Tuvey-Smith, 36, at a plant in 
York, England. While cleaning 
excess chocolate off the sides of 
a giant mixing bowl, he slipped 
and fell in, triggering the mixing 
paddles, which whipped him for 
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a report on the death penalty that 
fixed die cost of lethal-injection 



execution at $46,000 and of a fir- 
ing squad at $7,000: "With fig- 
ures like these, should we won- 
der why people don't trust gov- 
ernment? I believe I can figure 
out a way to shoot somebody for 
less than $7,000." 

-The Swedish hockey team's 
coach Curt Lundmark, on why 
he did not protest more vigorous- 
ly a disallowed goal by his team 
in its Olympic loss to Canada in 




February: "Sweden's infiuence 
in international hockey is like a 
duck fart in Africa." 

-In October, a police officer in 
Rock Island, Illinois, showing 
his partner how a fellow officer 
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himself during a training exer- 
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Scientific study reveals what worms do best 



Mutant constipated worms. 
It's a topic we all THINK about 
a lot; but what do we really 
KNOW about it? 

The answer, I am pleased to 
report, is: more every day, 
thanks to the efforts of a profes- 
sor named Jim Thomas in the 
Genetics Department of the 
University of Washington in 
Seattle. Thomas has an entire, 
laboratory devoted to studying 
irregularity in worms. He is the 
world's leading authority on this 
topic. I say this with no small 
amount of pride, because he 
graduated from my alma mater, 
Haverford College (motto: 
"Small, But Weird"). 

I learned of Thomas' work 
through one of his alert graduate 
students, Creg Darby, who sent 
me a lengthy scientific paper that 
Thomas had written. In an 
accompanying letter, Creg 
wrote: "Notice that Jim was not 
merely content to describe how 
worms poop. Oh no. Wegened- 
cists are a twisted lot, because 
we LOVE mutants, so Jim went 
and zapped worms with nasty 
chemicals to make MUTANT 
WORMS THAT ARE CONSTI- 
PATED. Really, it's all there in 
the paper. I know you can't 
understand most of it, so I have 
highlighted the word 'constipat- 
ed.'" 

Creg, who is not afraid to use 
capitalization for desired empha- 
sis, added that "JIM'S 
RESEARCH IS FUNDED BY 
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT! 
HE IS SPENDING TENS OF 
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS 
OF TAXPAYERS' MONEY TO 
MAKE CONSTIPATED 

WORMS!!!" 

Let me state that, as a taxpayer, 
I would much rather see my tax 
money spent on mutant consti- 
pated worms than on the Senate 
Judiciary Committee. Not diat 
there is such a huge difference. 
But as a journalist, I feel a fun- 



damental responsibility to you, 
the public, to check out stories 
that involve the use of your tax 
money for scientific projects in 
cities that have good microbrew- 
ery beer. So I went to SeatUe. 

Thomas' office is located in 
the university's Health Sciences 
Building, which is very scientif- 
ic. I say this because of the bul- 
letin boards. Back in the '60s, 
when I was in college, our bul- 
letin boards were covered with 
announcements of festive social 
events such as dances, concerts 
and the violent overthrow of the 
U.S. government. Whereas the 
first bulletin board I saw in the 
Health Sciences Building had the 
following announcement posted 
on it: "A KERATIN 14 MUTA- 
TIONAL HOT SPOT FOR EPI- 
DERMOLYSIS BULLOSA 
SIMPLEX-DOWLING- 
MEARA." 

I wasn't sure that it was med- 
ically safe for a layperson to 
even LOOK at these words, so I 
scurried on up to Jim Thomas' 
laboratory. It was cluttered widi 
scientific items such as petri 
dishes, beakers, test tubes, 
radioactivity warnings, deadly 
chemicals and graduate students 
eating their lunch. I did not 
immediately see any worms; 
Professor Thomas explained that 
the ones he studies, called 
Caenorhabditis elegans, are only 
one millimeter long, (To give 
yourself an idea how long that is, 
hold your thumb and forefinger 
one millimeter apart.) 

A LOT of scientists study 
these worms. They (the scien- 
tists) even have their own maga- 
zine, and the regular report 
begins: "Ahnost all worm people 
in Japan assembled in Sendai on 
29th November . . ." 
Jim Thomas loves his wcmtos. 
"We think they are the coolest 
organisms in the worid," he told 
me, and his corps of graduate 
students nodded in proud agree- 



ment. 

What makes these worms espe- 
cially cool for constipation stud- 
ies is (1) You can see right 
through them, and (2) They poop 
every 45 seconds. I know this 
because I saw them myself. First 
Thomas showed me a videotape 
of one of them in action. 

"OK, watch this," he said, as 
the worm contracted itself. 
"He's getting ready . . ." 

The worm made a sudden 
motion. 

"POOP!" said Thomas, thnist- 
ing his fist forward in a football- 
fan-like gesture of triumph. 

Next Thomas led me to a 
microscope, where I saw some 
live worm action. Basically 
what these worms do all the time 
is crawl around in dishes full of 
food, eating, pooping and having 
sex. It is guy heaven. All they 
need is tiny TVs with remote 
controls. 

The male worms, by Uie way, 
are total sex fiends. They try to 
do it with everything they bump 
into, including other males. 
Sometimes they try to mate with 
their OWN HEADS (a graduate 
student told me this is called 
"wanking"). 

I also looked at some mutant 
constipated worms, who were 
bloated and definitely not as 
lively. They remended me of 
people in laxative commercials. 

PHARMASIST WORM: You 
don't look so good today, Ed. Is 
it . . . irregularity? 

CUSTOMER WORM: You 
said it, Mr. Feemley! I haven't 
pooped in over 90 seconds! 

I asked Jim Thomas if there 
was any possibility that his 
research would ever, in a zillion 
years, have any practical benefits 
for humans. He couldn't Uiink 
of any offhand, but he allowed 
that it might conceivably be pos- 
sible. 

That is good enough for me. 
I'm glad that we're funding this 
research. In fact, I would strong- 
ly support spending more money 
in this area, as well as any scien- 
tific endeavor that has the poten- 
tial to benefit mankind. And 
here I am thinking of the micro- 
breweries. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 Page 15 

Recall your past life experiences with Klicker 

by Anii Brown M.S. in education, and has doc- will be asked to come on stage. _ 

Listant Ufestyles Editor toral work in both areas. IHe focus group, along with the ^-||g|||^ 



by Anji Brown 
Assistant Lifestyles Editor 

Are you one of Uie 30 percent 
of Americans that believe in 
reincarnation? If so, come to 
Ralph Klicker' s presentation of 
"Have you lived before: 
Recalling Past Lives" on 
Tuesday, April 12 at 8 p.m. in 
the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room. 

Ralph Klicker has been active 
in the study of death since the 
1970' s. He has had experience 
working with terminally ill 
patients, counseling grieving sur- 
vivors, and caring for deceased 
individuals in the Mortuary 
Science Area. Klicker is a certi- 
fied hypnotherapist, holds a B.S. 
degree in Counseling, owns a 



M.S. in education, and has doc- 
toral work in both areas 

Klicker's presentation of 
"Recalling Past Lives" will 
entail a lecture and discussion, 
an actual past-life regression, 
and then a sharing of Uiese expe- 
riences with the audience. 

The lecture will cover these 
following topics: Historical 
beliefs. Present day concepts, 
Documented proof. How do 
dreams and deja vu fit, 
Techniques for remembering can 
be useful, and Examples of peo- 
ple who have remembered past 
lives. 

The actual past- life regression 
begins with recalling memories 
of previous lifetimes we may 
have lived. Ten to twenty peo- 
ple, acting as the focus group 



will be asked to come on stage, 
llie focus group, along with the 
entire audience will experience 
Klicker's unique combination of 
deep relaxation, guided imagery, 
and focused concenuration. This 
releases hidden memories stored 
in the subconscious mind, mak- 
ing the participants return to 
times in their previous lives. 
They are then guided by ques- 
tions that will help them discover 
Uieir former name, occupation, 
location, date, special relation- 
ships, and how these affected 
their present life. 

The third part of the presenta- 
tion starts with the focus group 
on stage retelling what they 
experienced and ends with vol- 
unteers from the audience shar- 
ing their experience. 



ALLIES fight for homosexual rights 



continued from pg. 1 



Wright, sophomore Elementary 
Education major, lead the discus- 
sion. 

Mercurio and Wright began the 
meeting by telling their own 
experiences of being discriminat- 
ed against. Other audience mem- 
bers joined in with stories of 
physical beatings, verbal harass- 
ments, family shunnings, hous- 
ing discrimination, and loss of 
careers and friends. 

"We can't change the whole 
world," said Wright. "But we 
can try to make a difference here 
at Clarion." 

An audience member who 
wished to remain anonymous 
commented about our campus' 
discrimination. "This has to stop. 
There is a code of conduct that is 
being enforced in oUier universi- 
ties that is not being enforced 
here in Clarion. Here, we have 
no rights, unless we pretend to 
be something that we are not. 
We get called names like 'fag- 
got' and nothing is done." 

Another anonymous audience 
member conmiented, "A word is 
a word! Who cares? I've lived in 
Los Angeles and in Georgia, 
then I came here. This is noth- 
ing compared to what I've seen." 
Dr. Ernissee commented, 
"When you are made fun of, just 
don't (give) your power up to 

them. Be proud of who you are." 
A quick scan of the audience, 
seated in the auditorium of Still 
Hall for this meeting, was as 
diverse as the students of this 
campus. "You just can't stereo- 
type us anymore," stated 
Mercurio. 

The interest group ALLIES 
does not only consist of homo- 



sexual students. Also involved 
in the organization are straight 
people who support equal rights 
for every student on campus- 
homosexual or not 

One audience member com- 
mented, "I am a Catholic, and 
my religion does not condone 
what these people are doing. 
Still, no one deserves to be 
harassed or physically abused." 

If any student homosexual or 
heterosexual, has questions con- 
cerning ALLIES, they should 
contact Dr. Grigsby at the coun- 
seling services at 226-2255. 

"We need everyone's support," 
said Dr. Emissee. 'There are no 



barriers an organization cannot 
conquer. We need to implement 
sensitivity training programs 
with the Resident Assistants and 
die faculty in general. Students 
must also get involved. We 
haven't found how far we can 
go. I know I've knocked on 
doors, and they've opened for 
me. The only hatred people have 
of us is fear. If we can get rid of 
this fear, we can accomplish 
anyUiing." 

FACTS: According to the 
Governors Commission on Gay 
and Lesbian Youth of 
Massachussetts: out of 2000 
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HOW DO YOU FEEL 

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"I don't have five bucks!" 




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"Compared to what we already pay, five 

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"I think it's ludicrous. This university 

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Sports 



Sintobin and Stout named All-American 



Wrestiers finish 15th at Nationals 



by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



The Clarion University 
Wrestling team ended their 
1993-94 campaign with a solid 
performance at the NCAA 
Division I National tournament 
held at the University of North 
Carolina. 

Sending six wrestlers to the 
tourney, the Golden Eagles 
finished 15th behind solid 
performances by All-Americans 
Rob Sintobin and Brian Stout. 
Sintobin, a senior from Delta, 
Ohio, had a great performance, 
earning All-American honors at 
heavyweight. The Clarion 
grappler posted an overall record 
of 4-2, capturing victories 
against Scott Durieux (Ohio U.), 
Billy Pierce (Minnesota), Tony 
Vaughn (Purdue), and Dan Hicks 
(Navy). 

Sintobin finished with a solid 
fourth place finish, and was also 
presented with the Gorrarian 
Award. The award is given 
annually to the wrestler with the 
most falls in the least aggregate 
time. Sintobin had two falls in 
1:49. 

The senior heavyweight 
finished his collegiate career 
with a record of 71-46, and is 



Final Dual Meet Standings 


Final Team Scoring 


1. Oklahoma state 


1. Oklahoma state 


94.75 


2. Minnesota 


2. Iowa 


76.50 


3. Iowa 


3. Penn State 


57.00 


4. Penn State 


4. Or^on State 


49.50 


5. North Carolina 


5. Michigan 


41.00 


6. CLARION 


6. North Carolina 


39.00 


7. Nebraska 


7. Clemson 


37.75 


8. Iowa State 


8. Arizona State 


36.00 


9. Oregon State 


8. Oklahoma 


36.00 


10. Edinboro 


10. Iowa State 


32.75 


11. Cal^Bakersfield 


11. Fresno State 


30.00 


12. Oklahoma 


11. Northern Iowa 


30.00 


13. Michigan State 


13. Mhincsota 


29.25 


14. Fresno State 


14. West Vii^inia 


25.00 


15. Indiana 


15. CLARION 


24.00 


16. CIcmson 


16. Purdue 


23.00 


17. West Virginia 


17. Cornell 


22.50 


18. Cornell 


18. Boise State 


21.50 



ranked seventh in Clarion history 
with 44 career pins. Sintobin 
posted and overall record of 26-9 
with 16 falls this year. 

At 190 pounds. Clarion's Brian 
Stout received All-American 
honors with a respectable eighth 
place finish. The freshman 
battled to a 3-3 record at the 
tournament, posting wins against 
Paul Fitzpatrik (Brown), Darrin 
Vincent (Boston), and Tyrone 
Howard (Bloomsburg). Stout 
finished an impressive freshman 



season at Clarion with a 26-9 
overall recwd, and second place 
finishes at PSAC's and EWL's. 

At 118 pounds, Sheldon 
TTiomas posted a 2-2 mark with 
pins over Bobby Soto (Cal- 
Bakeisfield) and Brandon 
Paulson (Minnesota). Thomas 
came within one win of being 
named All-American and 
finished this season wiUi a 26-7 
mark. He won both the PSAC's 
and the EWL's. 

Junior Dan Payne ended 



another fine season at the 177 
pound weight class. Payne 
finished at Nationals with a 1-2 
record, defeating Nebraska's 
Ryan Tobin. Despite a late 
season illness that effected his 
performance at EWL's and 
nationals, Payne was 31-8 this 
season, winning the PSAC's and 
placing third at EWL's. 

J.J. Stanbro, a senior at 167 
pounds, finished his collegiate 
career at Clarion. Stanbro 
opened national competition 



against the #1 seed Shaon Fry 
(Missouri) but fell 7-4 in a very 
tough match. Posting a 1-2 
record at the tournament, 
Stanbro finished with a 26-7 
overall record, winning PSAC's 
and finishing third at EWL's. 
J.J.'s career record stands at 69- 
514. 

At 126 pounds, Bob Crawford 
lost a wild match to Oregon's 
Chris Jensen, 17-11. Crawford 
was unable to participate in the 
wrestle backs, thus finishing his 
freshman season with a 25-5 
record. He won PSAC's and 
placed third at EWL's. 

Head Coach Jack Davis noted, 
"We had a great season and we 
want to thank our seniors.. .this 
team is still very young and we 
hope our best days with this 
group are in the future." 

The Golden Eagle wrestling 
team had a very successful and a 
very accomplishing season. 
Clarion posted a dual meet 
record of 15-2, and won both the 
PS AC championships and the 
EWL's. 

Not even in the pre-seascMi top 
40, the Clarion Univeristy 
wrestling team proved to be very 
worthy of every opponent it 
faced this season. 

Congratulations team. 



summer 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Clarion University's men's 
baseball and women's softball 
teams are set to open their 
respective seasons. Both teams 
recently completed a trip to 
Horida for spring training, and 
both clubs felt that the 
experience there was a good 
tune-up for the regular season. 

Coach Rich Herman said, "We 
have a lot of veterans returning, 
joined by scraie talented first year 
players." 

Clarion finished last year with 
a 16-19 overall record and a 9-11 
mark in the PSAC-West. That 
improved on 1992 finish of 12- 
17 overall and 8-12 in the 
PSAC-West. 



Last year, Clarion started the 
PSAC-West slate slowly with a 
2-8 record. However the Eagles 
bounced back with a 7-3 
conference mark to finish the 
season. The 1994 team has six 
seniors, eight juniors, six 
sophomores and 16 freshmen 
rounding out the team roster. 

"We expect to have a solid 
defensive club that possesses 
good speed and a little more 
power in the lineup," conmiented 
Herman. "First, we have to learn 
how to relax on the field which 
will help us play to our full 
potential. Second, our pitching 
staff needs to be consistent and 
our veterans must lead. If that 
happens, we hope to be in the 
thick of what should be a very 
tough race in the Western 



Division." 

Around the infield, juniors Pat 
Berzonski, and Ken Stupka will 
be at first, and junior John 
Quahliero starUng at second, 
being backed up by Bill Bates. 
Senior pre-season All-American 
Dave Skovera will start at short 
with freshman Phil Pegher 
backing him up. Third base has 
junior Kurt Pannier starting, with 
freshman Tom Reighard 
providing depth. 

Berzonski hit .348 last season 
with 12 RBI. Quahliero batted 
.260 in 1993 with 14 RBI and 
.288 as a freshman. Skovera, 
who was a first team PSAC-West 
choice and a first team East 
Region choicein 1993, was in the 
NCAA Division II top ten in 
hitting with a .440 average and 



nine doubles. Pannier batted 
.298 in 31 at bats last year and 
displayed potential as a power 
hitter. 

The Clarion outfield is 
anchored by Marc Keller, a three 
year starter who hit .272 last year 
with a team leading 23 RBI, and 
Chad McCombs who started in 
left field last year as a freshman 
and batted .298 with 13 RBI. 

Fighting for the starting spot in 
center will be freshmen Scott 
Weir and Chris Lombardo. Botn 
have excellent speed, with Weir 
being a right handed power hitter 
and Lombardo a slashing left 
handed hitter. Junior Tim 
Stimmell will see time in right 
and also be the teams designated 
hitter. 

The catching will be shared by 



juniors Marc Grommes and Don 
Biertempfel. Grommes is a two 
year starter, and Biertempfel has 
impressed the coaches with good 
all around skills. 

The pitching staff returns 
seniors Mark Spohn, Ryan 
Bauer, and Mark Johnson, junior 
Jason Rafalski, and sophomores 
Jason Knight, Rob Hooks, and 
Chad McCombs. 

Bauer went 3-0 last year with a 
1.85 ERA. Knight went 2-1 as a 
freshman with a 3.08 ERA. 
Rafalski is a two year starter, and 
Hooks and McCombs both 
pitched well last year. 

Other first year performers 
expected to make a strong 
showing are Bill Cook, Scott 
Feldman, Ryan Saul, Steve 
Wagner, and Shawn Sterling. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



Softball team looking for improvement 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University 
women's softball team is looking 
to improve on last year's 7-22 
record. 

The team is young, as it was 
last year, but it is talented. "We 
have an extremely young starting 
core," said Coach Jody Burns. 
"Our inexperience might affect 
the outcome of games, so we 
have to prepare for that." 

The team will be led by junior 
second baseman Sarah Pitney. 
Last year, Pitney led the Lady 
Eagles in batting average (.375), 
hits (30) and sacrifices (12). 
Pitney, the team captain, was 
also second on the team with 
three stolen bases. 

Adding to the infield will be 
Leslie Schattauer, Melodi Dess, 
and Tracie Mathis. Schattauer, 
the first baseman, hit .306, had 
ten walks, and stole four bases 
last year as a freshman. She also 
led the team with 14 RBI. 

Dess will be playing at 
shortstop. This is Dess' first 
year on the team. She also plays 



on Terry Acker's tennis team. 

Mathis will be playing third 
base for the Lady Eagles this 
year. The freshman was a 
WPIAL Honorable Mention for 
the New Brighton Lions last 
season, batting .315. Mathis 
played on section winning teams 
of '91 and *93. 

Playing the outfield will be 
Danene Brown, Julie Catalano, 
and MaryBeth Kasenchak. 
Brown is a second year starter in 
left field. Last season as a 
freshman, she hit .353 with 
seven RBI. She led the team 
with three triples. 

Freshman Catalano will be in 
centerfield. Catalano played on 
District IX champion Clearfield 
teams in '90 and '91. She was 
captain of the team last year. 

In right field will be 
Kasenchak. She saw limited 
time last year, but plans to make 
significant contributions to the 
Lady Eagles this year. 

Behind the plate for Clarion 
will be Rose Wilson, a freshman 
from Nanty Glo. Wilson led her 
team to the Appalachian 
Conference title with a 22-2 





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A weekly look at a Clarion University Athlete 

Eagle in the Spotlight 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Dave Skovera is a senior 
baseball player for the Clarion 
University Golden Eagles. Last 
season, Skovera batted .440 to be 
one of the top ten hitters in the 
country. 



Skovera hails from Geibel high 
school in Uniontown, where he 
started playing baseball when he 
was seven. He played Little 
League ball up until high school 
when he tried out for the high 
school baseball team his 
sophomore year. 

Skovera noted that the quality 




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of the high school pitching in 
the area was not good enough to 
effectively judge how well he 
was hitting. But he did think he 
was good enough to continue 
with baseball. 

"In my senior year I thought I 
could play at the college level. I 
really didn't have any offers but 
my uncle was a grad assistant 
here and he told me he thought I 
could play here," Skovera 
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Sarah Pitney, a junior second baseman and the team 
captain, is looidng to lead the team to a successful season. 



record. Wilson batted over .400 
and was voted "Player of the 
Year" by the Indiana Gazette. 

Missy Brown and Sonya Hafer 
will be platooning on the mound 
for Clarion. Brown, a freshman, 
led her team to the WPIAL 
section championship. Her team 
finished with a 13-3 conference 
record. 

Hafer, also a freshman is a left 
handed pitcher from Conemaugh 
Valley. Her senior year she 
pitched a record setting ten no- 
hitters in leading her team to the 
district VI title. Hafer was also 
voted a conference all-star two 
times. 

Also helping Clarion in the 
infield will be Lesley Croston 
and Kelly Kopshever. In the 
outfield will be Lauren AUie, 
Mary Paterson, and Tina Sherrill. 

Coach Burns feels that the 
conference race will be tight. "It 
is going to be very competitive 
this season. California has 
always been at the tor> of the 
pile, but this season is going to 
be more competitive. (We) need 
to be c(»npetitive in PSAC-West 
over the next (few) years." 

Clarion because of the small 
school aunosphere and the fact 
that it was relatively close to 
home. 

One of Skovera's biggest 
accomplishments is that he was 
able to come back from 
reconstructive knee surgery his 
sophomore year. Usually such 
surgery could be career 
threatening, but Skovera noted 
that he is actually faster now. He 
is also proud of the fact that "I'm 
able to balance athletics and 
academics." 

As for future goals, Skovera 
hopes that he can help lead the 
team to a PSAC-West crown, 
and to play well enough to be 
drafted by a big league team. 



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Page 21 



New season, new look for the Major Leagues 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 



As spring aK)roaches, so does 
Major League Baseball. Can 
Toronto do it again? Will the 
Braves finally get the monkey 
off their back? During the off 
season a lot of free agents were 
signed, and many of those free 
agents could make good teams 
better. 

In the American League East, 
the Baltimore Orioles have 
signed veteran pitcher Sid 
Fernandez, as well as All-Stars 
Ragael Palmiero and Chris Sabo. 
With a healthy Mike Mussina, 
the Orioles can contend. 

The Boston Red Sox signed 
veteran catcher Dave Valle from 
the Mariners as well as 
centerfielder Otis Nixon from 
the Atlanta Braves, to bolster 
their starting nine. 

The Deu-oit Tigers can contend 
but only if veterans Mickey 
Tettleton, Alan Trammel, Lou 
Whitaker, and Tony Philips 
perform to higher levels. 

The Yankees could surprise 
some teams this year. Avoiding 
injuries is the key to the 
Yankees' chances this year. 
Wade Boggs and Don Mattingly 
can carry a big load, but not if 
they both aren't completely 
healthy. These guys aren't that 
young anymwe. 

The defending champion Blue 
Jays have a strong nucleus again, 
but if the pitching is not up to 
par, the Blue Jays could be 
looking at a change of fortune. 

The Chicago White Sox have 
the team to do it again this year, 
and they bettered their cause by 
signing Julio Franco from the 
Rangers. But if any one White 
Sox pitcher gets injured, the Sox 
could falter quickly. 

The Cleveland Indians were 
one of the busier teams in the off 
season acquiring Reuben Amaro 
from the Phillies, and Gold 
Glove shortstop Omar Vizquel 
from the Seattle Mariners. The 
tribe also signed veteran free 
agent first baseman Eddie 
Murray who will probably be the 
DH. But just when you thought 
they were done, the Indians 
signed Dennis Martinez to 
strengthen their pitching staff. If 
Charlie Nagy is healthy, the 
Indians can contend for the first 
time in a long time. 

The Milwaukee Brewers need 
strong pitching from Bill 
Wegman, Cal Eldred, and Jamie 
Navarro to even think about 
contending. They acquired 
liever Bob Scanlan from the 



Cubs, and picked up outfielder 
Turner Ward from the Blue Jays 
off waivers. 

The Kansas City Royals have 
question marks all over the field. 
Can Vince Coleman make it 
through the season with no 
misdemeanors and regain his old 
form? Will Jose Lind hit over 
.230? Can they survive without 
George Brett, a long time team 
leader? Will Dave Cone, Kevin 
Appier, "Flash" Gordon, and 
Mark Gubicza form one of the 
best rotations in the league, or 
will they all be mediocre? 

The Minnesota Twins need 



Anthony from the Astros, and 
signing right fielder Jay Buhner, 
the Seattle Mariners may finally 
be able to contend this year. In 
order to do so, newly acquired 
starting pitcher Greg Hibbard 
and rookie Roger Salkeld must 
team up with Dave Fleming and 
Randy Johnson, and if Chris 
Bosio stays healthy the Mariners 
will be looking to contend for 
the first time ever. 

The Texas Rangers are the 
strongest team in the division, 
and if Jose Canseco is healthy 
(and stays off the pitching 
mound), he and Will Clark will 



Williams' spot as the closer the 
Phillies desperately need. 

The Montreal Expos are very 
talented, but must rely on some 
young pitching to take them to 
the promised land. 

The New Yoric Mets are stains. 
They have spent millions of 
dollars on high-priced free 
agents, and haven't gotten much 
in return. Bobby Bonilla was in 
the midst of a good 1993 season, 
but a shoulder injury dropped his 
average to .265. Although 
Bonilla did hit 34 home runs 
and drove in 87 RBI's, no one 
else did very much. The Mets 



AL WEST 

1. Texas Rangers 

2. Oakland Athletics 

3. Seattle Mariners 

4. California Angels 



NL WEST 

1. San Francisco Giants 

2. Los Angeles Dodgers 

3. Colorado Rockies 
4 Sttn Diego Padres 



AL CENTRAL 

1. Chicago White Sox 

2. Cleveland Indians 

3. Kansas City Royals 

4. Minnesota Twins 

5. Milwaukee Brewers 



NL CENTRAL 

1. Cincinnati Reds 

2. Houstan Astros 

3. St LouLs Cardinals 

4. Pittsburgh Pirates 
5» Chicago Cubs 



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2. Toronto Blue Jays 

3. New York Yankees 

4. Boston Red Sox 

5. Detroit Tigers 



NLEAST 

h Atlanta Braves 

2. Philadelphia Phillies 

3. Montreal Expos 

4. New York Mets 

5. Florida Marlins 



Kevin Tapani and Scott Erickson 
to regain their form to even stand 
a chance. Kirby Puckett showed 
what team loyalty is all about by 
signing on with the Twins, and 
hopefully more players will 
follow bis lead. 

The American League West 
could either be an exciting race, 
or a Cakewalk for the Texas 
Rangers. 

The California Angels are very 
young and could compete, but 
not this year. 

By re-signing Rickey 
Henderson, the Oakland 
Athletics should be a lot better, 
but Mark McGwire as well as 
Ruben Sierra must stay healthy. 
The pitching staff is a big 
question mark. 

By acquiring left fielder Eric 



dominate AL pitching. Juan 
Gonzalez and Dean Pahner give 
the Rangers two more power 
hitters and defensively, the 
Rangers are solid. If pitcher 
Kevin Brown can regain his 
form, the Rangers could win this 
division. 

The National League East 
should be the su-ongest division 
in the NL this year. The Braves 
are the most talented, but must 
now win without Ron Gant. 
Look for rookie Tony Tarasco to 
start in left. Even with the loss 
of Gant, the Braves pitching staff 
alone should be able to carry 
them to a NL East title. 

The Philadelphia Phillies can 
go as far as their pitching can 
take them. A major question is 
if Doug Jones can take Mitch 



need Ryan Thompson and 
Jeromy Bumitz to come of age, 
as well as getting some quality 
starts from their pitching staff. 

The Florida Marlins had a 
successful first year and look to 
improve in *94. Bryan Harvey 
was worth every penny, but the 
Marlins pitching staff is weak 
and the Marlins will struggle this 
year. 

The NL Cenu^al is a toss up. 
The Houston Asuos have good 
pitching, and if rookie manager 
Terry Collins utilizes his position 
players well, then the Astros will 
contend. 

The Cincinnati Reds are strong, 
and barring crucial injuries will 
contend to win the division. 

The Pittsburgh Pirates have a 
strong infield as well as a better 



than average outfield. But 
pitching will make or break the 
Buccos, and the Pirates could 
also use a backup catcher for 
Don Slaught. Jerry Goff just 
doesn't cut it. 

With the pitching staff healthy, 
the St. Louis Cardinals could 
also make a run for the division. 
The Cards have an excellent 
outfield, and the infield is 
equally as talented. Look for 
Gregg Jefferies to have another 
excellent season, and if Todd 
Zeile repeats last year's 17 
homer, 103 RBI season, the red 
birds are in good shape. 

The Chicago Cubs will turn in 
yet another mediocre season. 
They lack the pitching needed to 
compete with the rest of the 
teams in the division, and have a 
lot of question marks in the 
outfield. 

In the NL West, the Colorado 
Rockies have strengthened 
themselves by adding outfielders 
Howard Johnson, Ellis Burks, 
and shortstop Walt Weiss. They 
also strengthened their pitching 
staff by signing Mike Harkey 
from the Cubs. 

The San Diego Padres have a 
good outfield as well as starting 
pitcher Andy Benes, but that's 
about it. Look for the Padres to 
compete as one of baseball's 
worst teams this year. 

The Los Angeles Dodgers 
added second baseman Delino 
Deshields to their lineup and if 
Darryl Strawberry is healthy, and 
Tim Wallach, Cory Snyder, and 
Brett Butler have good years, the 
Dodgers, led by Eric Karros and 
Mike Piazza, could give the San 
Francisco Giants their only 
challenge. 

This division is the Giants to 
lose. Barry Bonds will have 
another MVP «eason and that, 
along with a good pitching staff, 
will help them win the division. 

Look for the Orioles to top the 
Braves in the World Series. 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



March Madness lives up to its name 



by Clint Hanna 
Sports Writer 



Thus far, the NCAA tourney 
has greatly paralleled the regular 
season. So-called experts have 
seen their predicitons fall by the 
wayside and parody has taken 
form. 

During the regular season, at 
least five different teams laid 
claim to the top spot. North 
Carolina, Duke, Arkansas, 
Kentucky, and UCLA each 
climbed atop the polls only to be 
dethroned shortly thereafter. 
North Carolina had its Georgia 
Tech, Duke had its Wake Forest. 
The surprisingly competitive 
SEC held Arkansas and 
Kentucky in check, and UCLA 
popped up and faded as quickly 
as Vanilla Ice. 

When the tourney pairings 
were announced the "experts" 
once again shot their mouths off 
about a number of things. First, 
everybody jumped on the UNC 
bandwagon and profoundly 
announced the Tar Heels as their 
favorite to win it all and bring 
home the champagne. All this, 
despite the fact that the Heels 
lost three out of four to Clemson 
and Georgia Tech- teams not 
even in the tourney. Favorites, 
perhaps. Runaways, hardly. 



llien people predicted that the 
upset of the tourney would be 
Ohio over Indiana. Wrong 
again. Led by the successful 
and often voluable Bobby 
Knight, the Hoosiers are still 
alive and have reached yet 
another sweet sixteen birth. 

UMass earned a number two 
seed only to be ousted by the 
upstart Maryland Ter^ins. With 
a 16-11 mark entering 
tournament time, Gary Williams' 
team wasn't given much of a 
chance, especially with a number 
ten seed. 

The Golden Hurricanes of 
Tulsa have become the fifth 
number 12 seed in a row to reach 
the round of 16. Beware Tulsa, 
those other four teams advanced 
no further. 

Marquette was dubbed a weak 
number six seed. Guess What? 
They too are in the round of 16. 

Another upstart team, 
originally dubbed as a sleeper, 
attracted a little attention by 
beating North Carolina. Of 
course I am talking about the 
Boston College Eagles. This 
small Jesuit school has defeated 
the number one basketball team 
and number one football team 
(Notre Dame) all in the same 
year. 



This has been the most 
exciting year of college hoops in 
recent memwy. Any fan of this 
great game has had enough ooh's 
and ahh's to last a lifetime. If the 
tourney has not held you glued 
to your TV, the regular season 
play of superstar Glenn 
Robinson and Jason Kidd has 
had you singing the praises of 
Dr. James Naismith and his 
peach baskets. 

Forget about the outrageous 
contracts of the NBA and focus 
on what the game is all about. 
Kids, most of whom stand no 
chance of a pro career, are 



playing a game they have loved 
for years. 

The parody this year has been 
great, especially in the Big 
Dance. 

If you are perusing this article 
for a predicition, I will only say 
that I am a fan of this great 
game. My only wish is that 
there is competitive basketball 
the whole way through. 

Louisville has the best starting 
five in the nation, despite Cliff 
Rozier's lackluster play as of 
late. They will win the West. 

Arkansas and Michingan will 
be a great matchup, with 



Michigan using tournament 
experience to advance. 

Indiana will win the East, and 
in the Southeast, Purdue and 
Duke will fight it out in the 
match of the lop two draft picks, 
Robinson and Grant Hill. 
Purdue will win that one in a 
shoot out. 

So there it is. Michigan, 
Indiana, Purdue, and Louisville. 

But I suggest that you don't 
pick a team as your favorite. 
Nor should you try to win bets. I 
think you should just sit back, 
watch the games, and enjoy the 
competition. 



Sports Opinion : The NFL 



Why all the changes? 



by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



The winter meetings of the 
National Football League have 
brought changes that really 
weren't necessary. After instant 
replay was hitched out, changes 
in America's game had been put 
on the back burner. 

But, just as much as the world 
around us, football is 
susceptable. 

I love the NFL- you know that. 



The Clarion Call is currently 
accepting applications for the 
following executive positions: 



Editor-in-Chief 

Managing Editor 

News Editor 

Sports Editor 

Lifetsyles Editor 

Advertising Manager 



Ad Design Manager 

Circulation Director 

Business Manager 

Copy and Design 

Editor 

Photo Editor 



These positions are for the 

Fall 1994 Spring 1995 school year. 

Applications can be picked up at the 

Clarion Call office 270 Gemmell. 



You're probably fed up with my 
stories. But these changes really 
upset me. The two point 
conversion in pro football? 
Kicking off from the 30 rather 
than the 35? Spotting the ball at 
the spot of the kick rather than at 
the line of scrimmage after a 
missed field goal? Get used to 
it. These rules are here to stay, 
at least for a while. 

When I think of the two point 
conversion I think of college 
football. Over the years, their 
have been so many magical 
moments with the two point 
conversion. The 1984 Orange 
Bowl which pitted Nebraska 
versus Miami is a classic 
example. Tom Osborne's 
Comhuskers went for two and 
the national championship and 
failed. 

In 1988, Miami was on the 
other side of the ball. The 
Hurricanes went for two at South 
Bend. When they didn't get it, 
the national championship went 
to Notre Dame. 

This play makes for very 
exciting college football. But 
keep it on the campuses. The 
NFL should have extra points 
and that's all. By adding this 
choice to the NFL, a whole new 
playing scheme comes into play. 
The NFL doesn't need any more 



schemes- out with the two. 

What's the big deal of moving 
kickoffs back five yards? With 
the quality of kickers in the NFL, 
most kicks will be touchbacks 
anyway. But this will set a new 
standard around the NFL and 
very team will keep a booming 
kicker on the roster. For those of 
you weak-toed kickers, keep 
practicing. You may be out of a 
job. 

Another rule change comes 
with missed field goals from 20 
yards or more. After the kick is 
missed, the other team gets the 
ball at the spot of the kick, not 
the line of scrimmage. That is a 
difference of seven yards. The 
rule will make a difference 
depending on how deep a team is 
in the opponent's territory. A 
team won't be as willing to take 
a long field goal that will most 
likely be missed. 

Now that you know these 
"drastic" changes in the NFL, 
I'm sure you'll sleep better. 
Leave these changes to other 
leagues- the World League 
(coming back in 1995), the 
Arena Football League, and the 
Canadian Football League. The 
kickoff and field goal rules are 
here to stay. The two point 
conversion's future in pro 
football? NFL- Not For Long. 



Sports Trivia Question 
ftV Wto Km 

Wayne Grctzky fe about to break Gordic Howe's NHL record 
of goaiff icomA, When Iw gets number 802» it will be his 61st 
league record* One of tike records be has Is most points scored 
In one season* How many points did he sc<h% that year» and 
what year w»5 it? 

Last weelt's answer: Mickey Mantle 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



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Nice Houses Available for fallterm. 
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Palcic, Congrats on your new job! I 
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Cherise, you're finally turning 21 
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goodness sake! Love, your ZTA 
sisters. 

Terri, Tracy B. and Jayna: Happy 2-2! 
Although it's not the big 2-1, it will 
still be fun! Since you're turning over 
the break, we'll make it up to you! 
Love, your ZTA sisters. 



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To the brothers of Theta Xi: St 
Patrick's Day couldn't have brought 
us any better luck. We'll always be 
your four leaf clover. Love, your 
sweethearts, Tonya. Diana, Gina and 
Deb. 



Congratulations to Jody Bender on 
being lavaUered. Wear those Sigma 
Tau Gamma letters with pride! Love, 
your Sigma sisters. 



Thanks so much to Kelly Johnston 
and Julie Harman for such a fantastic 
date party. You guys did a great job. 
Love, your sisters. 



Happy belated birthday to Denise 
Schreier. Love, the sisters of Tri- 
Sigma, 



Tri-Sigma would like to welcome Joe 
Schaaf to the bunch. We love our 
sweetheart!! 



Congratulations to our new exec 
board: Laurie Marmo - Pres.; Amy 
Bowser - Vice Pres.; Vanessa 
Hartman - Treasurer; Charlotte 
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sisters. 



Denise: Welcome to our family! You 
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Happy 22nd birthday to Deneen Pyle. 
Glad you're back to celebrate with us. 
Love, your sisters. 



Jaime, It's been a great ten months 
and the days just keep getting better 
and better. I love you. Nathan. 



Lorena, you and me, we got a good 
thing going. Forget John. Love, Joey. 
P.S.- Watch out for some girl named 
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Congratulations to Deb and Tonya for 
being voted a Theta Xi sweethearts. 
We love you! Love, your Phi Sig 
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Happy 21st birthday to Sharla 
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be cheerful, be glad, in a few days 
you won't feel so bad! Love, your D- 
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To Sigma Tau Gamma, We had an 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



Get ready NBA 



Make way for the "Big Dog 



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by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



If you haven't noticed Glenn 
Robinson of Purdue this year, I 
believe you have been reading 
the wrong section of the Call. 

The Big Dog, as he is more 
conimcHily known as, tore up the 
Big Ten this past year and is 



continuing to do the job in the 
NCAA tourney. 

The Big Dog is the first player 
to lead the Big Ten in scoring 
and rebounding since Michael 
Thompson, who played years 
ago. 

Robinson, a junior, has NBA 
teams headed for the lottery 



drooling. Robinson is a man 
among boys no matter who he is 
playing against, and it may be 
time for him to move on. 

The Mavericks, Kings, Pistons, 
and several other teams are just 
waiting and hoping that 
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of games when he has just been 
unstoppable. He rebounds, 
drives the lane, brings the ball up 
the court, and can even pop a 
three now and then. It seems 
that there is nothing that 
Robinson can't do, except win a 
championship and that could 
change this year. 

If Robinson does in fact win a 
title this season, it might be the 
last thing he needs to decide to 
come out early. It would be 
pretty smart to take the money 
and run for the big leagues. If 
Robinson doesn't feel the need to 
prove anything, he'll be gone. 

Whoever takes Robinson in the 
NBA is going to be very pleased 
with their choice. To not take 
him as a number one pick would 
be stupid. Right now he is ready 
to come in and become "Rookie 
3f the Year" and make a mark on 
the league. Of course Big Dog 
can't do it all on a lottery team, 
but he can do a lot. He's a player 
to use as the foundation for a 
team on the rise. The only 
negative that comes with 



drafting him is going to be 
staying under the salary cap 
upon signing time. Robinson 
comes attached with a hefty 
price tag. 

As we look at the sweet sixteen 
and place our bets on who's the 
best team in the land, it's a sure 
bet that the Big Dog will have 
his day. The rest of Purdue's 
team is brought to life by his 
play, and this says plenty for 
Robinson's leadership and his 
ability to lift a team to the next 
level. 

Michael Jordan came out and 
did it. Shaquille O'Neal is trying 
to do it. It is very difficult for a 
rookie to come out and take a 
team to the promised land. 
Leadership by a rookie is rare 
and it is often years before a 
championship is achieved. 

The choice is Robinson's- 
dominate college scene for 
another year or start the growing 
pains in the NBA. Either way, 
hell be in the spotlight and he'll 
going to be a big winner 
wherever he goes. 

Get ready NBA, the Big Dog 
may be on his way. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 



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"Whoa! This is toothpaste!! Where's the deep-heating 

rub?" 






Volume 74, Issue 14 



The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



April 14, 1994 



Vote passes 1 7 '0-2 

Student Senate raises activity fee $5 



News 



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Lifestyles 

Greek Week 

Photos and scores from iM^ 
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by AUcia McCray 
News Writer 



Despite student opposition. 
Student Senate voted March 29 
to raise the student activity fee 
by 6.25 percent from $75 to $80. 

The vote was 17-0 with 2 
abstentions. The hike has 
received final approval from 
University President Dr. 
Reinhard. 

Student Senator Kari King 
said, "we've surveyed all schools 
within the state system and 
Clarion stands right in the 
middle at $75. lUP's fee is over 
$100 and some of the other 
schools fall in the range of $60. 
The additional five dollars will 
go back into all recognized 
student organizations for their 
annual budgets. Approximately 
11 new organizations, in addition 
to those aheady r«x>gnized, are 
requesting budgets, she 
explained. The Senate has to be 
able to provide for the new 
organizations, which only 
receive a maximum of $500." 

The anticipated groups that 
will receive new funding 
include: Campus Animal 
Activists Effort (CARE), Terra 
Qub, Clarion University Dance 
Team, Clarion University Users 
Group, Recreational Outdoors 
Club, Bios Tech Club, APICS, 
Symphonic Band, Cheerleaders, 
American Library Association, 
and Into the Streets. 

It is estimated that without the 
increase in the activity fee the 
amount of money allotted by the 
Appropriations Committee 
would have exceeded next years 
budget by $20,000. The 
committee takes an estimate of 
how many students are enrolled 
at Clarion and multiplies that 
number by the activity fee. From 
this figure the committee draws 
an estimated amount of money to 
wwk with and establishes the 
budget fo" the next school year. 
TTie 1993-94 budget is $764,000. 

Each organization in the 
beginning of the year asks ((x a 



certain amount of money. If the 
Appropriations Committee gave 
each organization the amount 
requested, the total would be 
$973,016. 

According to Helmrick, "all 
organizations after this figure 
were cut another 10 percent. 
This across the board cut 
affected all organizations except 
the UnivCTsity Activities Board, 
Athletics (which receives 39 
percent of the $764,000 budget), 
and The Clarion Call. These 
three organizations are under 
contract. 

According to Helmrick 
"another problem we 
encountered was the rise of 
inflation. Over the past two years 
inflation has rose 3.5 percent 
each year, which adds up to a 7 
percent increase in inflation. The 



inflation of the activity fee 
increase from $75 to $80 was 
6.25 percent, which is under 7 
percent. The inflation is 
increasing faster than the activity 
fee is." 

However, according to the 
United States Bureau of Labor 
and Statistics, the inflation rate 
of 1992 was 2.9 percent and for 
1993 the rate was 2.7 percent, 
thereby totalling 5.6 percent for 
the two years. 

Student Senator Ralph Godbolt 
said, "even though the activity 
fee has risen only five dollars, 
room and board has gone up and 
tuition will probably rise also. 
There are a couple of fees based 
on the percentage of tuition, such 
as the instructional support fee 
and the auxiliary fee. This means 
every time tuition goes up, those 



fees that are based on the tuition 
percentage rise along with it." 

Kevin Stephens, also a Student 
Senator, adds that "most students 
were against the increase. They 
also say that with tuition going 
up and with room and board 
increasing, they don't want to 
see anything else go up." A lot 
of students ask where the money 
is going, in conjunction with 
everything else it seems like a 
lot." 

"It was needed, but I'm not 
sure if it was the best time to do 
it With enrollment being down, 
the fee has been raised to 
compensate for the lack of 
wu-oUment," says King. 

According to J. Douglas Bills, 
registrar, enrollment has dropped 
by 275 students since the 1992- 
1993 ^ademic year. 




Adrian Tait/Clarion Call 

Work continues on storm sewers near TIppin gym and Marwick-Boyd auditorium. Some 
parking spaces in lot B (student and employee parking) have t>een fenced off for the 
project. Employees can find spots in lots I, H and F. Students, however, will receive 
parking tk^kets for parking In those k»ts. AHemate student lots are usually filled. 



( ill' mat in i: more than 70 years as a siuihni inwsnanir 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, March 24, 1994 



Get ready NBA 



Make way for the "Big Dog 



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by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



It you haven't noticed Glenn 
Robinson of Purdue this year, I 
believe you have been reading 
the wrong section of the Call. 

The Big Dog, as he is more 
commonly known as, tore up the 
Big Ten this past year and is 



continuing to do the job in the 
NCAA tourney. 

The Big Dog is the first player 
to lead the Big Ten in scoring 
and rebounding since Michael 
Thompson, who played years 
ago. 

Robinson, a junior, has NBA 
teams headed for the lottery 



drooling. Robinson is a man 
among boys no matter who he is 
playing against, and it may be 
time for him to move on. 

The Mavericks, Kings, Pistons, 
and several other teams are just 
waiting and hoping that 
Robinson comes out early and 
the lottery pick swings their way. 



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Robinson has the whole 
package. Their have been plenty 
of games when he has just been 
unstoppable. He rebounds, 
drives the lane, brings the bail up 
the court, and can even pop a 
three now and then. It seems 
that there is nothing that 
Robinson can't do, except win a 
championship and that could 
change this year. 

If Robinson does in fact win a 
title this season, it might be the 
last thing he needs to decide to 
come out early. It would be 
pretty smart to take the money 
and run for the big leagues. If 
Robinson doesn't feel the need to 
prove anything, he'll be gone. 

Whoever takes Robinson in the 
NBA is going to be very pleased 
with their choice. To not take 
him as a number one pick would 
be stupid. Right now he is ready 
to come in and become "Rookie 
3f the Year" and make a mark on 
the league. Of course Big Dog 
can't do it all on a lottery team, 
but he can do a lot. He's a player 
to use as the foundation for a 
team on the rise. The only 
negative that comes with 



drafting him is going to be 
staying under the salary cap 
upon signing time. Robinson 
comes attached with a hefty 
price tag. 

As we look at the sweet sixteen 
and place our bets on who's the 
best team in the land, it's a sure 
bet that the Big Dog will have 
his day. The rest of Purdue's 
team is brought to life by his 
play, and this says plenty for 
Robinson's leadership and his 
ability to lift a team to the next 
level. 

Michael Jordan came out and 
did it. Shaquille O'Neal is trying 
to do it. It is very difficult for a 
rookie to come out and lake a 
team to the promised land. 
Leadership by a rookie is rare 
and it is often years before a 
championship is achieved. 

The choice is Robinson's- 
dominate college scene for 
another year or start the growing 
pains in the NBA. Either way, 
he'll be in the spotlight and he'll 
going to be a big winner 
wherever he goes. 

Get ready NBA, the Big Dog 
may be on his way. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 



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Volume 74, Issue 14 The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



April 14, 1994 



Vote passes 1 7-0-2 

Student Senate raises activity fee $5 



This 



News 



Sexual assault case settled 

Ssexual assault case is settled | 
with plea bai^gain pg, 5 



Lifestyles 

Greek Week 

Photos and scores from last| 
week's event pg. 14 &15 



Sports 



Sports honors 

Several CUP teams receivel 
honors pg. 19-20 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook I 

by Doug vShe)4<»iJ 

Thursday: Sunny, high of 

68. 
Friday: Partly cloudy, 

high of 73. 
Saturday: R^jn, thunder- 
storms, 65. 
Sunday: Chance of rain, 

high of 60. 
Monday: Clear skies, 

high of 69. 
Tuesday: p^y cloudy, 

high of 75. 
Wednesday: Coudy, rainy, 

high of 67. 

Index 

Commentary pg. 2 

News. pg. 5 

TV Guide — . — . . pg. 10 1 

Lifestyle.... pg. ii 

Entertainment ..... . pg. 16 

Sports pg. 19 1 

Classifjeds. pg. 23 



by Alicia McCray 
News Writer 



Despite student opposition. 
Student Senate voted March 29 
to raise the student activity fee 
by 6.25 percent from $75 to $80. 

The vote was 17-0 with 2 
abstentions. The hike has 
received final approval from 
University President Dr. 
Reinhard. 

Student Senator Kari King 
said, "we've surveyed all schools 
within the state system and 
Clarion stands right in the 
middle at $75. lUP's fee is over 
$100 and some of the other 
schools fall in the range of $60. 
The additional five dollars will 
go back into all recognized 
student organizations for their 
annual budgets. Approximately 
1 1 new organizations, in addition 
to those already recognized, aie 
requesting budgets, she 
explained. The Senate has to be 
able to provide for the new 
organizations, which only 
receive a maximum of $500." 

The anticipated groups that 
will receive new funding 
include: Campus Animal 
Activists Effort (CARE), Terra 
Club, Clarion University Dance 
Team, Clarion University Users 
Group, Recreational Outdoors 
Club, Bios Tech Club, APICS, 
Symphonic Band, Cheerleaders, 
American Library Association, 
and Into the Streets. 

It is estimated that without the 
increase in the activity fee the 
amount of money allotted by the 
Appropriations Committee 
would have exceeded next years 
budget by $20,000. The 
committee takes an estimate of 
how many students are enrolled 
at Clarion and multiplies that 
number by the activity fee. From 
this figure the committee draws 
an estimated amount of money to 
work with and establishes the 
budget for the next school year. 
The 1993-94 budget is $764,000. 

Each organization in the 
beginning of the year asks for a 



certain amount of money. If the 
Appropriations Committee gave 
each organization the amount 
requested, the total would be 
$973,016. 

According to Helmrick, "all 
organizations after this figure 
were cut another 10 percent. 
This across the board cut 
affected all organizations except 
the University Activities Board, 
Athletics (which receives 39 
percent of the $764,000 budget), 
and The Clarion Call. These 
three organizations are under 
contract. 

According to Helmrick 
"another problem we 
encountered was the rise of 
inflation. Over the past two years 
inflation has rose 3.5 percent 
each year, which adds up to a 7 
percent increase in inflation. The 



inflation of the activity fee 
increase from $75 to $80 was 
6.25 percent, which is under 7 
percent. The inflation is 
increasing faster than the activity 
fee is." 

However, according to the 
United States Bureau of Labor 
and Statistics, the inflation rate 
of 1992 was 2.9 percent and for 
1993 the rate was 2.7 percent, 
thereby totalling 5.6 percent for 
the two years. 

Student Senator Ralph Godbolt 
said, "even though the activity 
fee has risen only five dollars, 
room and board has gone up and 
tuition will probably rise also. 
There are a couple of fees based 
on the percentage of tuition, such 
as the instructional support fee 
and the auxiliary fee. This means 
every time tuition goes up, those 



fees that are based on the tuition 
percentage rise along with it." 

Kevin Stephens, also a Student 
Senator, adds that "most students 
were against the increase. They 
also say that with tuition going 
up and with room and board 
increasing, they don't want to 
see anything else go up." A lot 
of students ask where the money 
is going, in conjunction with 
everything else it seems like a 
lot." 

"It was needed, but I'm not 
sure if it was the best time to do 
it. With enrollment being down, 
the fee has been raised to 
compensate for the lack of 
enrollment," says King. 

According to J. Douglas Bills, 
registrar, enrollment has dropped 
by 275 students since the 1992- 
1993 academic year. 




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parking spaces In lot B (student and employee parking) have been fenced off for the 
project. Employees can find spots In lots I, H and F. Students, however, will receive 
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Whoa' This is toothpaste!' Where's the deep-heating 

rub'?" 



Celebraiwi* more than 70 years as a student ncnspapcr 



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Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Renda 

Business Manager 

Samantha Whtfe 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
every Thursday during the schcxil 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 1:00 p.m. on 
Tuesday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
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week prior to publication. 
Classified ads are due Tuesday at 
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The Clarion Call is funded by 
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Volume 74, Issue 14 




Hello from 
abroad 



Dear fellow Clarionites, 

Bonju! Kefinti? label grazzi. 
Now you understand how 
difficult it is to comprehend 
another culture. What you just 
read was a good morning 
greeting Maltese style. In 
English, the same greeting is 
"Good morning. How are you? I 
am fine, thank you." These 
statements are just the beginning 
of what I am learning and 
experiencing on the island of 
Malta. 

When I made my decision 
back in July of 1993 to study 
abroad I had three main 
concerns. First, the institution I 
was to study at needed to be 
English speaking. 

Second, I needed to take 
classes that would transfer onto 
my checksheets at Clarion. And 
lasUy, NO SNOW! 

So far all of my requests have 
been met. And I must tell you 
that the experiences I am having 
are absolutely unbelievable. 
From the classes at the 
University to the crystal clear 
blue Mediterranean Sea to the 
fiestas and the carnival 
celebration, I have not been 
bored for even a moment. The 




Gara Smith 

lectures are much different than I 
have experienced at Clarion. I 
am taking seven classes ranging 
from the European Union to 
Tourism in Malta to Reporting 
and everything in between. Of 
the seven professors I have, four 
are fellow foreigners; a British, 
Yugoslavian, Dutch, and an 
American Fulbright scholar. 

Trust me- if I have learned 
anything here it is how to keep 
an open mind and to only judge 
people for who they are not 
where they come from. In the 
apartment building I live in 
(which by the way is 2 blocks 
from the beach and 2.5 miles 
from the University) my 
neighbors are from all over the 

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"To be your voice, we must 
hear your voice." So goes the 
student senate motlo. When the 
proposal was made to raise the 
student activity fee, the Call 
asked 100 students to make 
their voice known. By a margin 
of four to one, students rejected 
the fee hike. It wasn't close, it 
wasn't vague, 80 percent of the 
students said "No." 

Student Senate raised the fee 
anyway. 

Amy Schaub, a member of 
Student Senate, makes her view 
known on the reader response 
page this week. Ms. Schaub 
makes a point of telling readers 
that if they don't go to activities 
or join student organizations it 
is their own fault their activity 
fee is wasted. 

A valid point if one excludes 
single-parent students who must 
return home to their children at 
night, working students who 



take a 12, 15 or 18 credit load 
and still cram an eight hour shift 
into their day, part-time students 
trying to earn enough money to 
keep coming back, commuter 
students (some of which drive up 
to 50 miles each way to get here) 
who can't afford to make to 
make two trips to Clarion in one 
day and any other student who is 
struggling to make ends meet 

The Call doesn't believe these 
people are "wasting" their 
activity fee. We believe they 
getting the shaft, a shaft Student 
Senate recently enlarged. 

If Student Senate honestly 
believes a five dollar jump in the 
activity fee isn't "the end of the 
world," or that one can easily 
"join another club and go to the 
next sporting event," then 
perh^s they have no concept of 
the finanicial reality some of the 
students on this campus face. 

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Today, I'd like to address a 
very grave matter: man bashing. 
Men are constantly being 
bashed, in the media and 
elsewhere, and now we are 
being oppressed, by women. 
A couple of weeks ago, right 
here at Clarion University, there 
was something called a 
"Women's Conference 

Celebration," open to anyone. 
Wrong. The Women's 

Conference Celebration is not a 
safe place for anyone who 
happens to be male. They had a 
"women's humorist" and 
"women's issues speakers" and a 
whole bunch of other girl (oops, 
I mean WOMAN) stuff. They 
also had this thing called 
"Celebrate Women in Film", 
where you (meaning, "you 
women") could learn about the 
issues and accomplishments of 
women by sitting around, eating 
popcorn, and watching movies 
like "Thelma and Louise", 
"Beaches", and "A League of 
their Own". Real highbrow, 
issue-intensive stuff. 

Now what if we (meaning "we 
men") held a "Men's Conference 
Celebration", which featured 
"men's humorists" and "men's 
issues speakers"? Maybe we 
could sit around and watch 
"Rocky" or "Deliverance", or 



maybe "The Three Stooges". 
We could drink beer and belch 
and scratch ourselves and all that 
other "men stuff." What if we 
actually did this? I'll tell you 
what. Our male asses would be 
in court so fast that our heads 
would spin, that's what. 
Women's groups would sue the 
pants off of us (no male pun 
intended), screaming "sex 
discrimination" or, God forbid, 
"insensitivity to female-gender 
based human beings". 

In his book "Iron John", author 
Robert Bly takes a very pro-man 
stance, pointing out how 
"maleness" has faded. Watch 
any popular TV show. Men are 
pOTtrayed as idiotic boobs, while 
women are portrayed as the 
brainy, thoughtful ones who 
always have to bail the idiotic 
men out of some mess or 
another. Watch "The Cosby 
Show" or "Love and War", or 
pretty near any popular sit-com. 
For thousands of years, Bly 
states, men were men and proud 
of it. It's not that they were anti- 
woman, it's just that they were 
men, dammit, and that's the way 
it was. And he's right. There's 
nothing oppressive about 
accepting yourself for what you 
are, man or woman. That's what 
women are doing, isn't it? -RTH 



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Reader Responses 




over 



Dear Editcn*: 

I have a jMroblon with same of 
my fellow students here at CUP 
in regard to the computer labs. 
As we all know, finding an 
available computer when you 
need one is about as easy as 
finding a parking space on 
campus. That's why it infuriates 
me whsa I walk into a computer 
lab and see people playing 
games on them (i.e., solitary). 
Granted, if you are in a lab and 
there aren't people waiting to use 
the computers, dien by all means 
play until your little hearts are 
content. But at this time in the 
semester, people have an 
increased need to use the 
computers to complete their 
school-related work. 

If your need to play card 
games is that great, then my 
advice to you is simple: GO 
3UY A DECK OF CARDS!!!! 
They really aren't expensive, 
you can play with them 
whenever and wherever you 
wish and you won't be taking up 
space at a computer terminal that 
someone else needs. 

Shawn Hoke 




law unjusl 

Editor 

Pennsylvania's new anti- 
abortion law already had 
extremely upsetting effects on 
women, with an additional curse 
on teens under 18. 

Following are very truthful 
samples already, after just two 
days of the law. These are 
teenagers visiting Planned 
Parenthood of Pennsylvania, 
which has changed a girl's name. 
(This letter is omitting the adult 
problems). 

Jeanine, under 18, bad to have 
her mother with hei listening to 
the new state-required lecture by 
the doctor, before the mother 
could consent to Jeanine's 
abortion. The mother was in a 
hospital, unable to come to the 
clinic. (Doctors won't make 
house calls without more money 
than poor people have). 

A 14-year-old arrived for a 
scheduled abortion. Now she 
learned that she needed her 
mother's permission. But 
recently her pregnant sister was 
thrown out of the house. When 
the clinic staff phoned the county 
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permission, court personnel had 
no idea what to do. This 
Pennsylvania indifference 
violates the U.S. Supreme Court 
requirement for "judicial 
bypass." 

Three teens, all in foster care, 
wanted abortions and called a 
hotline for information. The 
parents' hearing the lecture from 
a doctor and waiting 24 hours to 
consent were impossible - all 
three teens had been abandoned 
or neglected by their birth 
parents. One teen hadn't seen or 
heard from her mother in three 
years. 

All these cases in only the first 
two weeks of the law! 

And requiring all sexually 
normal and healthy unmarried 
people to abstain from sexual 
activity is equal to requiring 
people not to eat. Some people 
have been proposing and 
demanding abstinence for 
thousands of years, and it has 
had only miserable results. 

An important purpose of the 
added rules in this law is to make 
abortion for low income people 
too expensive. 



Adoption? Orphanages are 
filled with children nobody 
would adopt. 

Lee W. Heilman 





a bargain 



As a member of C.S.A. and a 
student who uses her $75 activity 
fee daily, I would like to take 
this time to point out what your 
activity fee pays for, and that a 
five dollar activity fee raise is 
not the end of the world. 

The activity fee for C.S.A. is 
distributed throughout all 
recognized organizations aa this 
campus. This means that every 
club or group you want to join 
receives a budget from the 
Student Senate, which is 
appropriated through the activity 
fee.. This fee also provides for 
you to attend all sporting events, 
except for championships, to 
attend all activities which U.A.B 
sponsors, except for the spring 
concert, to receive a yearbook 
and to enjoy the privilege of 



reading The Clarion Call for 
FREE!!!! 

If you were to add up all the 
times you go to a basketball 
game, football game, wrestling 
match, movie or lecture for 
FREE on this campus, the cost 
for all of these events would, 
more than likely, go way beycxid 
75 or 80 dollars. 

Maybe, instead of paying a flat 
rate of $75, an individual cost 
should be paid each time you 
want to go a sporting event, get a 
copy of The Clarion Call or 
receive your yearbook. Also, 
maybe it should be the 
organizations' responsibilities to 
charge each member when he ar 
she joins. Just think, if you are in 
more than two or three clubs, 
this could become very 
expensive. If you look at it from 
this perspective, 75 or 80 dollars 
is nothing compared to the $150- 
plus that it would cost each 
student per year if an individual 
rate was charged. In the tong run, 
paying an activity fee of $80 is 
not going to break anyone. In 
fact, it is saving you money. 



Contiued on pg. 4 



The Clarion Call is currently 
accepting applications for the 
following executive positions: 



Editor-ln-Chief 

Managing Editor 

News Editor 

Sports Editor 

Lifetsyles Editor 

Advertising Manager 



Ad Design Manager 

Circulation Director 

Business Manager 

Copy and Design 

Editor 

Photo Editor 



These positions are for the 

Fall 1 994 Spring 1 995 school year. 

Applications can be picked up at the 

Clarion Call office 270 Gemmell. 



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To fig ht grade inflation 

Colleges seek alternatives to current SAT scores 



by Harry Straight 
College Press Service 

On a Saturday morning in 
mid-March, hundreds of 
thousands of high school seniors 
throughout the country filed into 
classrooms and auditoriums, 
picked up a No. 2 lead pencil 
and began a rite of educational 
passage called the Scholastic 
Assessment Test. 

For many, this was a do-or-die 
moment. 

Forget all you accomplished in 

those four years 
of high school. 
Flunk this one 
test and your 
next classroom 
experience is 
likely to be spent 
learning how to 
ask: "Would you 
like fries with 
that?" 

But the idea of 
pegging your 
college future on 
a single day of 
testing may be 
losing favor with 
some colleges 
and universities. 

Nearly 200 
four-year schools 
now have policies which allow 
many applicants to be admitted 
without taking either the SAT or 
the American College Testing 
(ACT) program, according to a 
recent survey by the National 
Center for Fair & Open Testing 
or FairTest as it is often called. 

A similar FairTest survey in 
1989 showed that only 112 



schools had SAT optional 
policies, "The huge increase in 
test score optional colleges 
shows that neither the SAT or the 
ACT is necessary to run an 
efficient admissions process," 
says Bob Schaeffer, public 
education director for the 
Cambridge, Mass. group. 

Established in 1985, FairTest is 
strongly critical of the SAT and 
lobbies for the use of better 
evaluation methods. 

The SAT has been around 
since 1926 when it was 




developed by The College 
Board, a coalition of several 
Northeastern colleges, but it has 
garnered increasing criticism 
over the past several years. 

"We feel that the test 
discriminates against certain 
students," said Cynthia 
Schuman, executive director of 
FairTest, "And it doesn't reflect 



the kinds of skill that we need to 
know about college students, 
such as writing, problem solving 
and research." 

The test is also a poor indicates- 
of a students' ability to compete 
in college, she said. 

For instance, Schuman noted 
that females routinely score 
lower on the SAT but have 
higher grade point averages in 
both high school and college 
than males. 

"Poorer students who can't 
afford the special coaching 
available for the 
test - which can 
cost as much as 
$700 - are also 
discriminated 
against," 
Schuman said. 

"This country 
spends more than 
$100 million on 
a test that has all 
of these 

problems, lacks 
educational 
relevance and, 
many feel, isn't 
really needed," 
she added. 

However, 
officials at The 
College Board 
say the test is a valid measure of 
students' college performance, 
despite variations in scores that 
they say can be attributed to a 
lack of educational preparation. 

"When used with high school 
grades, it is the best indicates- of 
how well students, both men and 
women, will perform in the first 
year of college," said Anne 



Buckley, assistant director of 
public affairs. 

Buckley also said that grade 
inflati(xi has made the SAT more 
valuable than ever in deciding 
which students should be 
admitted. 

In 1980, only 58 percent of 



high school students had GPAs 
of B or better. 

In 1993, however, 83 percent 
reported GPAs of B or higher. 

"Without a national standard, 
grade inflation seems to be a 
problem," she said. 



Hide Park 

Continued from page 2 



The two men who share an 
apartment above me are from 
Nigeria and China, and we 
watched the Olympics with 
Greeks, Libyans, Turks, French, 
Tunsians and Americans from 
Virginia, Minnesota, Texas, 
Washington, and of course, 
Pennsylvania. Together, we all 
cheered for Kerrigan when she 
finished her program and were 
somewhat dissappointed that she 
received the silver. I am learning 
a great deal about the other 
counu-ies in the world while at 
the same time much about our 
own Stars and Stripes and the 
impression others have of the 
United States. 

Many foreigners perceive 
America by what they watch in 
the movies and on the television. 
They think that we live like the 
"Fresh Prince of Bel Air" and 
that the violence is a horrible as 
it is in the 'Terminator." Some 
people feel that Americans are 
stuck-up and have no business 
being in their country and that 
Americans should go back to the 
States. But I have found that if 
you be yourself and show respect 
to others, more than likely, they 
will grant that same respect back 



to you. Just the other day, I was 
riding a bus with a Clarion friend 
and a Maltese friend. An older 
woman was standing on the bus 
and I gave her my seat. She 
looked up at me and said, "You 
are American, aren't you?" I 
replied, "Yes, I am." And then I 
asked her how she knew I was 
American, if it was my accent. 
She said, "No, it was your 
actions." Well, I must tell you I 
was pleased with her reply. 

This trip has been the 
experience of a life. In less than 
a month I am off to Europe and 
to visit and see all the sites that I 
have dreamt about since I was a 
little girl in pigtails. And the best 
part about it all is that there is 
NO SNOW! 

Well, my friends, I wish you 
all the best and hope that the sun 
melts the ice fw you soon. Take 
care and happy shoveling! 
Ciao! 

Gara Smith 

Gara Smith is a 
Communication/Political 
Science Major currently 
studying at the University of 
Malta. 



Reader Responses 

Continued from page 3 



And for those of you who don't 
attend any of the activities, or 
join any of the (H-ganizations that 
are offered to you, then that is 
your own fault that your activity 
fee is being wasted. 

As for perks that Student 
Senate receives, we are not the 
only ones. Are most of you 
aware that the Executive Board 
of The Clarion Call, which is a 
student-run organization, gets 
paid for their work? I am not 
arguing the fact that they work 
hard. However, TV-5, the 
Sequelle and U.A.B. all work 
just as hard, and they do not 
receive any sort of 
compensation. Maybe before 
The Clarion Call starts 



criticizing other people, they 
should look at their own perks. 

Amy Schaub 

Editor's Note: Currently, The 
Clarion Call receives $10,000 
per year from Student Senate. 
That money is used exclusively 
for printing costs. Money for 
any staff payments is raised 
through sales of advertisements. 

Correction 

In an article on page one in the 
March 24 issue, the amount 
appropriated to the University 
Activities Board by Student 
Senate for the 1993-94 sKademic 
year should have read $101,390. 
The Call regrets the encff. 




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News 



Jud ge accepts plea bargain 

Sentence handed down in sexul assault case 



by Rodney Sherman 
Managing Ediior 



A former Clarion University 
student has been placed on 
Clarion County's Accelerated 
Rehabilitative Disposition 
(ARD) program in connection 
with a sexual assault case. 

Jon Paul Defoor, 23, was 
entered into the {Hogram March 
31 without entering a plea in the 
high profile case in which he 
was originally charged with 
indecent assault and indecent 
exposure, second degree 
misdemeanors; criminal 
trespass, a third degree 
misdemeanor; and harassment 
and disorderly conduct, both 
summary offenses. 

The charges stem frcrni Oct. 
27, 1993, when Defoor was 



alleged to have accompanied 
CoUeen McCarthy to her Ralstcm 
Hall room where be allegedly 
removed his clothes and 
attempted to engage in sexual 
ccxitact with McCarthy. 

A plea baigain agreement was 
worked out between Clarion 
County District Attorney 
William Kern and Defoor's 
attorney, Ralph L.S. Montana, 
called for Defoor to plead guilty 
to disorderly conduct and be 
enrolled in ARD. 

Word of the proposed plea 
bargain brought letters to the 
editor of both the Clarion Call 
and the Clarion News 
denouncing Kan's agreement to 
the plea bargain. 

The incident and plea bargain 
was also the topic of much 
discussion at an open forum 



concerning sexual assault held 
on campus Feb. 10. 

Defoor's entrance into ARD 
was not an admission of guilt on 
the charges and will keep the 
charges from Defoor's record. 

Defoor was warned by ClariMi 
County Judge Charles R. 
Alexander however that if he 
(Defoor) failed to abide by the 
rules and conditions of ARD he 
could be forced to return to 
court and face trial on the 
original charges. 

"If you don't behave 
yourself," Alexander told 
DefoOT, "then this young lady I 
just talked to (McCarthy) is 
going to have the trial she 
wanted all along." 

Alexander was referring to 
conversation he had with 
McCarthy explaining his 



decision to accept the plea 
bargain agreement. 

McCarthy, reading from a 
prepared statement, asked 
Alexander to "Please make him 
(Defoor) pay, or else men will 
think they can assault or hurt 
women." 

Alexander told McCarthy, "I 
know you're going to leave here 
upset." 

The judge went on explain his 
decision, saying Defoor would 
probably not have received any 
jail time had he been convicted of 
the charges. 

"First offense, his age, the way 
it happened," said Alexander, "I 
feel sympathetic with you, but he 
would not go to jail. 
The judge added, "I don't tfiink 
it helps society for him (Defoor) 
to have a record." 



Defoor will serve two years 
probation for the indecent 
assault and indecent exposure 
charges and pay $25 per month 
supervision costs and 
prosecution costs as part of the 
agreement 

Afto" the hearing, McCarthy 
told the Clarion Call she was 
glad "the whole thing was 
over," and understood why "the 
judge made his decision the 
way he did." 

Alexander, speaking to 
Defoor, said, "Don't take from 
this 'Boy the judge agrees with 
what I did.' 

You have to listen carefully to 
the word 'No', even when 
you're drunk, no matter how it 
starts out, no matter how 
optimistic it seems to be." 



PA Health Department looks into illnesses at Women's Conference 

Possible food poisoning incident being investigated 



by KaUe Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Possible cases of food 
poisoning may have resulted 
from meals served at the 
university's Women's Conference 
on March 25 and 26. 

It has not yet been determined 
that food poisoning is the cause 
of illness for an estimated 18 
persons. Nome of the cases have 
yet been confirmed. 

University spokesman Ron 
Wilshire said the investigation 
into the incident is at a standstill, 
but that the university suspects 
the illnesses were caused by a 
strain of flu. 

However, according to Marc 
D(vman , District ^idemiologist 
for the Pennsylvania Department 
of Health, "The possiblility of 
food poisoning has not been 
ruled out We will conduct a food 
survey to see who ate what food, 
who didn't eat anything, who got 
sick and who didn't" 

Dorman said the department 
will then try to statistically 
implicate me specific food from 
the menu. 

"It's a little [vemature to say 
that no one was poisoned," said 
Dorman. 

On the menu at the conference 



was stuffed chicken, quiche, 
mixed vegetables, wild rice, 
strawberry shortcake, carrot 
cake, brownies and a salad with 
dressing. 

Dr. Audean Duespobl, interim 
dean of nursing at Venango 
campus said that the issue had 
been brought to her attention 
and that, "talk of food poisoning 
fizzled out and did not exist. 
There was allegedly 14 people 
who called in sick at Indiana 
University of Pa." 

However, Duespohl said that 
after an investigation was 
conducted, only one person had 
called in sick. 

According to Clarion Call 
Lifestyles Editor Amy Gerkin, 
who attended the conference, 
"I've never felt worse in my life. 
I've had the stomach flu, and it 
was nothing like it. I was 
throwing up every hour on the 
hour." 

Gerkin said the symptoms 
began about 30 hours after 
eating the only cooked meal at 
the conference. 

Dr. JuUe Bartkowiak, co-chair 
of the confemce, said that the 
incident is still being 
investigated and that she had 
heard the incident was being 



treated as an outbreak of the flu. 

Amy Rarick, a conference 
participant, said that during 
treatment after the conference. 
Clarion Hospital personnel said 
that there was a possibilty her 
illness could be traced back to 
food. 

Rarick was hospitalized for 



three days for severe ilbiess and 
possible dehydration. 

Another conference participant, 
Allison Mercurio, said that she 
also fell ill about 30 hours after 
the Saturday meal at the 
conference. She was treated at 
Clarion Hospital for severe 
abdominal pains. 



Mercurio said that nausea and 
diarreah persisted for about one 
day, followed by two days of 
fatigue. 

Mercurio was concerned the 
illnesses were "too 
coincidental" for a flu outbreak 
and that others, then, might not 
get the treatment they need. 




Rodney L. Sherman/Clarion Call 
Ralph Slegel, of th« university's piiysipal plant, makes the final adjustnients to hang one 
bf the new prints recently added to GemnwII Complex to brighten the bland walls. 



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Dean to be president of higher education conference 

Shropshire elected to two positions 



By Kristin Lutz 
News Writer 



"It's been a persaial honor but 
I feel it's also a distinguishing 
honor for Clarion University," 
said John Shropshire, dean of 
enrollment and academic 
records, about his recent election 
to two prominent positions. 

At the yearly conference of the 
Pensylvania Black Conference 
on Higher Education, after being 
nominated and giving a 
"campaign speech," Shropshire 
was elected president for the 
next two years. He was also 
newly selected as the 
chairperson for a ten person 
committee of the American 
Association of Collegiate 
Registrars and Admissions 
Officers (AACRAO), the largest 
organization in the world that 
deals with admissions and 
enrollm^L 

Shropshire has been a part of 
the Pennsylvania Black 
Conference on Higher Education 
since 1973, just two years after 
the (wganization was founded by 
K. Leroy Irvis. 



"The members of this 
organization are all educators 
including Clarion University 
President Diane L. Reinhard. 
They look at issues involving 




Adrian Tait/Clarion Call 
John Shropshire, dean of 
enrollment and academic 
records. 

blacks in higher education," 
Shropshire said. 
He continued, "We will be 



concentrating on things that can 
be done to increase the number 
of black students attending 
college, increasing their 
retention rate and increasing the 
likelihood that they will continue 
in higher education on a graduate 
level." 

This organization, which 
includes approximately 350 
people, operates on the belief 
that, by gathering together and 
sharing past experiences, the 
historical problem of denying 
African-Americans the 

opportunity for higher education 
can be solved. 

They also research and try to 
produce new ideas that will help 
qualified minority students 
receive equal educations. 

Shropshire will preside over 
the next two yearly late-winter 
conferences, which will be held 
first in Philadelphia and then in 
Pittsburgh. 

There are no ideas for themes 
of either conferences yet which 
will meet regularly ova* the next 
year, will help to choose them. 



CLARION 

UNIVERSITY 



Summer School: 

Your Chance to Move Ahead 



Sessions Starting . . . May 16 . . . June 13 . . . July 18 



Summer school provides an opportunity to move ahead with your education. 
Whether you want to take classes to graduate early, catch up if you've fallen 
behind, take that class you need for your job, or if you are just starting college, 
summer school may be just for you. Clarion offers a variety of accredited 
courses with three flexible sessions. 

Consider Clarion: 

• The selection of courses has been increased. 

• Clarion offers a pre-session from May 16 to June 3 and two five- week sessions 
starting on June 13 and July 18. A large number of five- week courses meet 
Monday through Thursday. 

• Classes are offered at both the Clarion Campus and Venango Campus in Oil 
City. 

• The class schedule also allows you an opportunity to join in summer activities 
or hold a summer job. 



Call 814-226-2223 for additional information. 



Clarion University of Pennsylvania is a member of the State System of Higher Education. 



legal MviHs 



All information is taken from court records at District Justice 
Tony Lapinto's office. 

The following cases have been filed: 

Aaron N. Shearer, 24, Clarion, non-student, DUI, speeding and 
disorderly conduct on March 11 at 2:15 along Service Road on Clarion 
University campus. Police allege Shearer was speeding through parking 
areas and was involved in a fight with another person. An intoxilyzer 
established the defendant's BAG at .134 percent. 

Matt R. Gerkin, 20, Ralston Hall, charged with un<ferage consumption of 
alcohol and public drunkenness at 1:05 a.m. March 11 along Payne Street, 
Clarion. Defendant allegedly was observed in an intoxicated condition 
and told police he had consumed seven beers while attending a keg party 
in Clarion Borough. 

William Paul Wilson, 52, non-student. Clarion, charged with public 
drunkenness at 1:26 a.m. March 11 on CUP campus. Defendant was 
allegedly observed staggering through campus and urinating in public. 

Ronald R. Talik, 20, Nair Hall. Charged underage transportation of 
alcohol (two opened bottles of beer) at 8:20 p.m. March 11 on CUP 
campus. 

Ralph E. Godbolt, Campbell Hall. TWo citations for issuing $15 in bad 
diecks Dec. 13 and 1 7 to Four Star Pizza in Clarion. 

Stephanie Kent, Greenville Avenue, Clarion. Issuing a $5 bad check on 
Jan. 19 to Four Star Pizza. 

Nftfhan Allen Pellegrini, 20, Clarion. Charged with DUI, driving with 
an expired license, driving the wrong way on a one way street and 
underage consumption of alcohol at 12:40 a.m. March 19 on North 
Seventh Avenue. Tests established the defendant's BAC at .149 percent 

Peter Thomas Uber, 19, South Street. Charged with underage 
consumption of alcohol and public drunkenness at 9:54 p.m. March 25 in 
paridng lot J. I>efendant was allegedly staggering and demonstrating other 
symptoms of intoxication and told poUce he had consumed alcohol at his 
residence. 

Chad M. Hepler, 20, RD3 Clarion. Charged with harassment and 
stalking, 11:00 p.m. March 19 at Sigma Tau Gamma House, Clarion 
Township. Defendant allegedly struck an 18-year-old male in the eye, 
causing swelling and bruising. 

David E. Nathan, Meadowbrook Park/Clarion. Charged with issuing a 
$50 bad check Feb. 8 to Captain Lx)omis Inn, Clarion. 



The following cases have been resolved: 

Francoise M. Pamphile, 19, Pittsburgh. Pled guilty to retail theft of items 
valued at $68 Dec. 13 at CVS in Clarion. Fined $100 plus $74 costs. 

Jamie E. Polak, 18, Campbell Hall. Found guilty of underage 
consumption of alcohol Jan. 18 in Clarion. Fined $100 plus $75 costs. 

Samantha White, 21, Campbell Hall. Citation for issuing bad check Jan. 
18 to Captain Loomis Inn was dismissed. 



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Reinhard implements new program based on goals 
Global Limitations will balance university programs 



By Laura Schurer 
News Writer 



The issue of Global 
Programmatic Limitations was 
brought up in President 
Reinhard's goals and progress 
report for the period of 
September 1991 through 
December 1992. 

According to John Shropshire, 
Dean of Enrollment 
Management, "Reinhard will 
articulate to us what she wants 
us to do in order to reach her 
goals." 

Reinhard described Global 
Programmatic Limitations as a 
"combination of programs so 
there is not an imbalance of 
small programs on campus. For 
example, it wouldn't be good 
for Clarion's professional 
programs if students were only 
enrolled in Business and not 
Arts and Sciences. 

According to Reinhard, "there 
has to be a combination of 
programs." 

A potential problem might be 
in the area of education. 
Reinhard says that enrollment 
in education... has increased 
dramatically in the past years." 

Education enrollment at 
Clarion has jumped from 18 
percent to 30 percent as a 
percentage of total enrollment. 

Reinhard explained that there 



are cycles of enrolhnent in the 
business and education 
curriculiun. 

The percentage of students 
enrolled in education is "just 
son^thing we have to watch." 

Reinhard said that Clarion's 
total enrollment is to some 
extent a function Oi 
demographics. 




File Photo/Clarion Call 

Dr. Reinhard will 

Implement a new program 

to balance campus 

programs. 

The number of students who 
have ^aduated in our service 
area has been declining and so 
has out-of-state enrollment, 
because of tuition hikes. 



These two factors have caused 
a decline in enrollment at 
Clarion University. 

Reinhard explained that one 
of the reasons that there are 
fewer graduating students in 
our area is because there is Utile 
population growth in the 
western part of the state while 
the eastern part of the state is 
growing significantly. 

"What we have done is 
broaden our recruitment base. 
We have a recraiter full time in 
Harrisburg. It's just a growing 
environment." 

Reinhard said that many state 
schools have implemented 
program limitations. 

This helps ensure that the 
university will remain a 
comprehensive one. 

As for total enrollment, 
Reinhard said that "ideally 
Clarion could have more 
students than we have now." 

The big variable with higher 
enrollment is if the physical 
plant can service the increase. 
But, she said she is confident 
that "efficient scheduling" of 
our facilities will allow us to 
function comfortably. 

Reinhard stressed that Clarion 
University continues to have a 
fairly low student-faculty ratio 
which is ai^oximately 18.3 to 
one. 






Beck receives Kalama chemical grant 

Dr. Paul Beck, professor of chemisuy at Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania, has received a grant of $12,900 from Kalama 
Chemical Inc., Kalama, Washington, to support research project 
for the department of chemistry during the summer of 1994. 

The project, designed to support and expand Kalama 's current 
product line, will involve Beck and senior chemistry major Nicole 
Buck. Buck is a daughter of Barry and Candace Buck, 216 Baylor 
Rd., Watsontown, and is a graduate of Warrior Run High School. 

Beck will visit Kalama in May to discuss research plans. This is 
the fifth consecutive year that Kalama Chemical Inc., has 
supported research at Clarion, contributing approximately $55,000 
in grant money, which is handled by the Clarion University 
Foundation. 

Kalama Chemical Inc., is the largest domestic supplier of 
benzoic acid and sodium benzoate, a preservative for food and 
pharmaceuticals, and of salicylic acid, the ingredient used to make 
aspirin and oil of wintergreen. 




Contract will increase salary hy 4 percent 

APSCUF membership ratifies contract 



Courtesy of 
University Relations 

The tentative contract 
agreement between APSCUF 
(Association of Pennyslvania 
State College and University 
Faculties) and the State System 
of Higher Education moved one 
step closer to a formal signing 
when the APSCUF membership 



added its apinoval. 

MembCTS of the State APSCUF 
Nominations were in Harrisburg 
March 3 to count the ballots 
from the campus elections, 
which were conducted in late 
February. 

The next step in the process is 
approval by the SSHE's Board of 
Governors. 






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meeting on April 21 at Clarion 
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The tentative two-year 
extension, which would take 
effect July 1, 1994 and expire on 
June 30, 1996, calls for a four 
percent salary increase for State 
System faculty in each year of 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Will become vice president at Fisher College 

Dr. Arnold leaves interim dean position 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Dr. David Arnold, interim 
dean of the College of Arts and 
Sciences has announced he has 
accepted the position of vice 
president for academic affairs 
and dean of the college at T. 
John Fisher College in 
Rochester, NY. 

Fisher is a small liberal arts 
college serving about 1,600 
students. Arnold has served as 
interim dean of arts and sciences 



since January 1st, 1993. 

He joined Clarion University 
in 1990 as associate dean and 
has served as director of faculty 
research development and a 
university grants officer. 

He also served as co-director 
of the Intra-System Academic 
Advising Network, 

representative to the Faculty 
Professional Development 
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Zeta Phi Eta, national honorary fraternity In Speech 
Communications and Theater, Initiated its first pledge 
since the chapter was established In 1993. Six new 
members were selected for their superior academic 
achievement. Pictured are new Inductees Ken Survey 
(signing the membership boolc) and, left to right, Sara 
Edmonds, Laura Doverspilce and Steve Boyd, as well as 
vice president Lynne Lander, advisor Dr. Kristin 
Marshall and president Melissa Mayes. 



Development Committee, co- 
chair of the Strategic Planning 
Action Team on Faculty 
Development, and chair of the 
President's Ad Hoc Grant 
Support Committee. 

"I leave Clarion with great 
pride in what we have been able 
to achieve by working together," 
said Arnold to faculty members 
in the College of Arts and 
Sciences. 

"It has simply been a pleasure 
to work with such an active and 
vital faculty, a faculty who have 
demonstrated a commitment to 
quality teaching and 
scholarly/creative activity." 

Provost John Kuhn said 
Arnold has made many 
contributions during his time at 
Clarion. 

"He has contributed much in 
terms of professional 
development for faculty, 
grantsmanships and guiding the 
College of Arts and Sciences as 
interim dean. We will miss 
him." 

The search process is 
continuing for the selection of a 
new dean for the college. 
Arnold has been serving in the 
interim position following the 
departure of Dr. James Scanlon, 
who accepted the position of 
provost at Youngstown 
University. 

Kuhn says the search process 
is expected to name a new dean 
who will begin duties July 1. 



INTERNSHIP OPPORTUNITY IN GOVERNIWENT 
THE HARRISBURG INTERNSHIP SEMESTER 

During each semester of the academic year, the University Center at 
Harrisburg of the State System of Higher Education sponsors a student 
internship program for outstanding students form the 14 State System 
Universities. Students are placed with policymakers in both the executive 
and legislative branches of state government, as well as with independent 
boards, agencies, and commissions. A stipend is paid for these positions. 
All are full time and require a semesters residence in Harrisburg. 

ELIGIBiUTY AND ACADEMIC CREDIT: 

Each intern must have maintained a 3.0 quality point average in 45 under- 
graduate credit hours. A student may be chosen from any academic major . Each 
student eams a total of 15 credit hours: nine credit hours for the intemship experi- 
ence, three credit hours for the completion of an individualized directed project, and 
three hours for participating in an academic seminar. 

APPLICATIONS AND INFORMATION: 

Openings for Semester 1 (September 4, 1994 - December 16. 1994) and 
Semester 2 (January 22,1995 - May 19, 1995) of the 1994-95 academic year still 
are available. Please contact Dr. William F. Stine, Campus Intemship Coordinator, 
314 Still Hall. (814) 226-2612 



Public Safety 
Blotter 



The folloiving is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the weeic of March 21 through 
March 27. 

At approximately 1:22 pjn. on March 21, four smoke alarms on the 
seventh floor of Nair Hall were struck with an object, causing the 
alarm to sound. There was no damage to the smoke alarms. 

A smoke alarm was activated on the seventh floor of Nair Hall at 
aproximately 1:53 p.m. on March 21 when the alarm in the north rest 
room was sprayed with water. 

On March 22, a vehicle was scratched in Lot "E" sometime between 
March 21 and 22. It ai^ared the scratches were made with a key or 
other sharp object. 

A mirror was pulled off the passenger side of a vehicle parked in 
Lot "J" sometime in the evening of March 20, 1994. 

On March 23, a vehicle was reported to have the tail light smashed 
while parked in Lot "J." This happened some time between March 22 
and 23. 

On March 24, a vehicle was reported to have damage on the 
passenger door while parked in Lot "J." It appeared that someone 
kicked the door. This happened someime between 6:30 and 10:00 
p.m. 

At approximately 10:00 p.m. on March 25, a student was observed 
staggering in the crosswalk in Lot "J." The student registered a .15 on 
the PBT and was cited for Public Drunkenness and Underage 
Drinking. 

A theft of $40.00 was reported from Nair Hall on April 4. Two 
$20.00 bills were removed from a wine glass. The occupant did not 
lock the dorai room. The theft occured between 5:20 and 5:50 p.m. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, 
please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



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Outside Clarion 



Investigation will follow 3 year old child killed by car window 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



State 

Power window brings 
boy's death 

A 3-year-old suburban 
Philadelphia boy riding in the 
back seat of a car died Tuesday 
when a power window pinned 
his neck in a door frame while 
his head was out the window, 
state police said. 

Joshua Cory Gallagher of 
Plymouth Meeting was playing 
with his twin brother Zachery 
early Thursday in a car driven by 
their father wten, police said, the 
power window was inadvertently 
raised on Joshua's neck. 

The father, William Gallagher, 
noticed his son trapped and 
lowered the window, but his son 
was unresponsive, police said. 

Both boys had freed 
themselves from booster seats 
and were playing in the back seat 
when the accident occurred. 



PoUce did not immediately know 
who activated the automatic 
window. An investigation is 
continuing. 

IVout destined for area 
imperiled 

About 250,000 trout destined to 
stock creeks and lakes for trout 
season, which starts Saturday, 
were imperiled when somebody 
tampered with a dam that forms 
a hatchery pool. 

The water level was lowwed in 
the troughs at the Corry Fish 
Hatchery for several hours 
Sunday, police said. 

Someone removed wooden 
boards from the dam between 
10:30 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Instead 
of being piped into the hatchery, 
water flowed down the creek. " 

It very well could have been a 
disaster," hatchery manager Bill 
Wilis said. 

The Fish Commission raises 
trout at the hatchery and 
transports them to two lakes and 



56 streams in Erie, Crawford, 
Warren, Forest, Venango, Mercer 
and Elk counties. 

Man jailed for 
being late freed 

A New York man who spent 
five days in jail because he was 
hours late for his acquittal on a 
criminal charge was freed. 
Gurmeet Buttar, 35, was released 
Monday after explining to U.S. 
District Judge Alan Bloch that 
his car broke down last 
Wedneday, causing Buttar to 
miss a jury's verdict of innocent 
in his case. 

Nation 

Study ties 
beta carotene, cancer 

A long-awaited major study 
has come to the startling 
conclusion that high doses of the 
vegetable form of vitamin A may 
actually raise the risk of cancer 




Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Effort raises financial aid 

The University of Califomia- 
Davis campus has launched a 
Students First campaign to 
solicit $15 million in private 
donations to fund scholarships, 
fellowships, student-related 
academic programs and other 
financial aid for undergraduate 
and graduate suidents. 

UC fees have more than 
doubled in three years, now 
costing students an average of 
$3,800 per year, with an increase 
of more than $600 expected in 
1994-95. 

While the number of students 
applying for state fmancial aid 
has risen sharply, the percentage 
of applicants who actualy get 
state grants has dropped to 20 
percent." 

Students First comes at a time 
when the state's economic woes 
mean financial instability for 
many families and for the 
university system as well," said 
UC-Davis Acting Chancellor 
Larry Vanderoef. 'Through this 
campaign, we intend to bridge 
the gap between fees and 



available financial aid. 

We must do all we can to 
reduce the growing indebtedness 
of our students and their 
families." 

UC Davis graduates now owe 
and average of $10,000 by 
graduation. 

Two to three times that amount 
is typical for graduate and 
professicxial students. 

The campaign is sponsored by 
the UC Davis Foundation, a 
volunteer support group of 
alumni and business and 
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rather than lower it, as scientists 
expected. 

The finding contradicts the 
widely held belief that this 
nutrient, called beta carotene, 
and other so-called antioxidants 
are uniformly good for people's 
health. 

It has left researchers 
dumbfounded. 

"It's not just a surprising result. 
It's completely unexpected," said 
Dr. Charles Hennekens, who is 
conducting a similar study at 
Harvard Medical School. 

The research was intended to 
show whether beta carotene 
protects smokers from lung 
cancer. 

Instead, it found that those 
taking the vitamin increased 
their lung cancer risk by 18 
percait. 

'The message to the pubUc is: 
Eat a good balanced diet, be 
pleased that scientists are 
working on these complex 
cancCT prevention strategies, but 
be forewarned that there are no 
simple answers and th»re is no 
guarantee of safety when you 
take capsules into your body," 
said Dr. Gilbert Omenn, dean of 



public health at the University of 
Washington. 

Serbian guns are 
mostly quiet 

Bosnian Serb gunners held 
back from launching attacks on 
Gorazde and challenging NATO 
again Tuesday, but dueled with 
government troops in the hills 
outside the Muslim-held town. 

Serb leaders lashed out a 
NATO for staging air strikes 
Sunday and Monday on Serb 
forces surrounding the eastern 
enclave, and the Serb's military 
commander ordered his troops to 
shoot down any NATO planes 
they see. 

German police 
seek billionaire 

Police were looking Tuesday 
(or a billionaire developer whose 
property-development empire 
was reported in financial 
problems. City official 
bemoaned likely job losses and 
bank shares fell in Frankfurt 
because of fears that German 
banks had loaned biUions. 



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Donahue (R) (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest lOieefi q 



Oprah WJnfrey q 



Rickl Lake 



TmyToon 



Copsq 



(2:15) 



Mm Out (R) 



Animaniact 



Cur. Affair 



Nawiq 



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6:30 



•** "JwrnQht Zone: The Mom" (1983) q 



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Family M. 



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ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



Full House q 



Newsq 



Roaeanne q 



NBC News 



*•• "From the ferrace" (I960, Drama) Paul Newman. (In Stereo) 



Challenge I Burnt Toast | Dream La. 



Senior PGA Ckttf: PGA Seniors Championship 



***V^ "A Rim Runs Through If (1992) Craig Sheffer. 



(2:30) 



Beetlejuice 



•* "Ckmvicts" {^99^) Robert Duvall. NR 



Crazy Kida jSalute 



iTemple 



•*V^ "83 Hours Til Dawn" (1990, Drama) Robert Urich. 



Sports Tap 



NinjaTifftles 



7:00 



7:30 



8:00 



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**^k "SKte<(iC<fs"(1993, Drama) Chuck Norris. PG' q 



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Jeopardy! q 



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Byrds of Para<Hse q 



Mad-You [Wings q 



Christy (In Stereo) q 



Christy (In Stereo) q 



Simpsons q 



Mad-You 



Sinbadq 



Wings q 



*** "Royal Flash" (1975) Malcolm McDowell. PG' 



Sportscenter 



Ninia Turtles iWinga q 



** "There Goes the Neighborhood' (1992 



Best of Talk2 



Wings q 



Jeff Daniels. 



•*V2 ■White Lightning" (1973) Burt Reynolds. PG 



Looney 



SJupermarfceT 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Doug 



lMuBe«to. 



Unsolved Mysteriea 



9:00 I 9:30" 



10:00 



*• "Best of the Best IT' (1993, Drama) R' 



Birdland (In Stereo) q 



Seinfeld q iFrasierq 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 



Eye to Eye (In Stereo) q 



InCotor 



Seinfeld q 



Herman 



Frasierq 



10:30 



Primetime Live q 



Comedy Jam 



LA. Law (In Stereo) q 



Traps "Triage' (In Stereo) 



Traps "Triage " (In Stereo) 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



'Dangerous Touch" (1993. Suspense) "R 



Newaq 



Newsq 



Cheers q [NIghMneq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (R 



Edition 



**V2 "Punchline" (1988, Comedy-Drama) Sally Field 



LA. Law (In Stereo) q 



•V? "The Sicilian " {^W) Christopher Lamtyrt. R' 



Murder. She Wrote q 



Boxing: Bert Cooper vs. Larry Donald. (Live) q 



BasebaN 



!••* T/w Fear /ns^ (1992, Suspense) Christine Lahti. 



(In Stereo) q 



LateShowq 



PakiProg. 



Newa g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



"Far From the Madding Crowd" (1967) 



Sportscenter 



Basebell 



Senior PQA QaHt. PGA Sr. Champ. 



•*V2 ""The Bodyguard" (1992, Suspense) Kevin Costner. R' q 



"Royce" (1994, Adventure) James Belushi 



Partridge [Merit 



Sisters "Working Girts " Q 



I Love Lucy 



•'/z "American Samurai" {^992) R' 



»A "Sniper" (1993, Drama) Tom Berenger. 'R' q 



Bob Newhart |M.T. Moore [M.T Moore 



••Vii "Death Dreams" (1991, Horror) Christ<^her Reeve. 



The Birds II: Land's End" (1994, Hoffor) 



Van Dyke [Get Smart 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



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»» "Collision Course" (1987) Jay Leno. g 



Empty Nest iCheeraq 



Oprah Winfrey (R) q 



RkAJLake 



Tiny Toon 



c<yq 



AnJmaniaca 



Cur. Affair 



News q News q 



Coach q [News 



Qerakio IRS horror stories. 



Oprah Winfrey (R) q 



Batman [Family M. 



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7:30 



♦•''D.Afl.)^.L "(1985) Mary 



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News 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Newsq 



FuH House g 



Newsq 



Roseanne q 



NBC News 



**** "Far From the Madding Crowd" (1967, Drama) Julie Christie, Alan Bates. "PG 



Mm Out (R) IChaienge iSr.PGA [Inside PQA 



Senior PGA Golf: PGA Senkys Champtonship 



(2:30) 



(2:00) 



Vkit* "Singles" (1992) Bridget Fonda. Q 



Vk-kVi "A Doll's House" (1973, Drama) "G' 



BeetWuice ICraiy Wda [Salute 



[Tempte 



*•• "Monkey Shines" (1988. Horror) Jason Beghe. 



»ort»Tap 



Bitsy Spider 



Beth Hurt. PG' q 



Hard Copy q 



Jeopardy! q 



Cop>a 



CBS News 



Roseanne q 



Jeopardy! q 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



LegacjL 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



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9:30 



•* "Frae/aciic"'(1992, Science Fretion) Emilio Estevez. R 



Fam. Mat [Boy-Worid 



I Witness VMeo (In Stereo) 



Diagnosis Murder q 



Diagnosis Murder q 



Brisco County. Jr. 



I Witness Video (In Stereo) 



*V2 "Before \Mnter Comes" (1969) DavM Niven. 'PG' 



Sportscenter 



Piob.Chikl IWinga g 



Step by Step [Sister, Sister 



10:00 



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11:00 



Badge of Silence: Maniac Cop III" (1992) 



20/20 q 



•• ""In the Line of Duty: Siege at Marion" (1992, Drama) 



Burite's Law (In Stereo) q 



Burtte's Law (In Stereo) q 



X-Files ""Darkness FaHs"" q 



•* '"in the Line of Duty: Siege at Marion" (1992, Drama) 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) q 



Pfcket Fenos (In Stereo) g 



Newsg 



News 



Newag 



11:30 



Major Lge. 



Cheersg 



12:00 



Comedy Jam 



NightHneq 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (R) (In Stereo) q 



EditMNi 



*• "Little Nikita" (1988, Drama) Skiney Poitier. 



Figure Sfcatinfl 



Wings q 



**Vt "EnOianted April" (1991) Miranda Rtohardson. "PG" 



•• "L/ffte Sister" (1992) Jonathan Silverman. 'PG-13 



Looney 



Supermarfcet 



Looney 



Shop-Drop 



Doug 



litoPPets 



Unsofved Mysteriea 



Murder. She Wrote o 



Intina 



•• "Trenchcoat in Paradise" (1989) Dirk Benedfct. 



Figure Skating: WorM Champtonships 



**Vi '"JKk the Bear" (1991) Danny DeVito. ■PG-13" q 



"Deadman's Revenge" (1994, Western) Mtehael Ironskie. 



ifkVi "Three of Hearts" (1993) William BaMwin. R' g 



Partridge [Mori( 



Siatersq 



I Love Lucy [Bob Newhart 



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**Vi "The Chuman" (1969) "PG" 



Sportscenter 



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Senior PGA GoW: PGA Sr. Champ. 



•*• "Bram Stokers Dracula" (1992) Gary OMman. R' [ "OpposUe^ 



*** "Miami Blues" (1990) Alec BaMwin 



M.T. Moors M.T Moore 



*Vi "'Rk^ Men, Smgle Women" (1990) Suzanne Somers. 



Van Dyke 



"Kn^W Moves'" (1992) 'R 



Get Smart 



Unsolved Myatwies 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



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rWA BaakelbaM: Phoenix Suns at San Antonto Spurs. 



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(3:00) "My Science flrpjiecf IBaywalch "Tentacles " q 



NBA Baafcetbal: Phoenix Suns at San Antonto Spws. 



(3:15) "TTwflafio" (1967) 



%M^^^^m laM^iWP t ^tfW^ft^A 



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irkV2 ■'Groundhog Day" (1992. Comedy) Bill Murray. PG' 



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CBS News 



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Star Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsq 



TIWCNews 



♦•* "Dead Heat on a Merry-Go-Roimd" (1969) "NR 



Horse Racing 



*** "77w Praam Team" (1989) Mtehael Keaton. 



••• "Satofilay Night Fever" {1977] John Travolta. "PG" 



** "A Stranger Among Os" (1992) Melanie Griffith, q 



Amde 



iDoubla Owe iFrMtMwn 



(3:«H **Vi "imr- (1989) Al Yankovic. 



What You Do 



Pn BMch Volwbri 

Mrior Dad o IViWiirq 



Entertafcwnent Tonight q 



Gubeinatorial Debate 



Gubernatorial Debate 



Cruaadera 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopwdyl q [Wh. Fortune 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



••V^ "Indecent Proposal" (1993) ^dben Redford. "R" q 



Ice Capades: ChwIereHa.. 



Bloaaemg [Momnyesq 



Medteine Woman 



Medic in e Woman 



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Sportscenter [Speed 



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•• "Sflw*ig/mfw"(1983, Drama) John Travolta. "PG" q 



.** •The 'Bi«t)s" (1989. Comedy) Tom Hanks. 'PG' 



Tomorrew iQuts 



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irk^ "The Ratings Game" (1984) Danny DeVito. 



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Secrets Revealed (R) g 



Empty Nest [Nurses g 



Road Home (In Stereo) q 



Road Home (In Stereo) q 



America's Moat Wanted q 



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Waiter. Texas Ranger g 



Wairer. Texas Ranger g 



Arthrtlia Telethon 



Whwetka Road (In Stereo) 



••• "Von Ryan's Expr^s" (1965) Frank Sjnatra. 



Drag Racing [Auto Racing: Saturday Night Thunder. (Live) 



*itVi "Revenge of the Nerds" (1984) Robert Carradine. 



**Vi "Innocent Bkmd" (1992, Horror) Anne PariWaud. 'R' 



irkVi '"The Distinguished Ger\tleman" (1992. Comedy) "R 



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•••• "Eisf of Eden" (19K. Dranrta) James Dean. Julie Hanis. 



Weird Sci. 



Duckmang 



Drama) Wesley Snipes. "R" 



Newsg 



Crypt Tales 



*•• 



"Gkiot" 



Goklen Gifts 



12:00 



Dream Onq 



Empty Nest 



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Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Murphy B. 



Crypt Talea 



Debate 



Musk: 



Saturday Night L^ 



1962) Jackie Gleason. 



Sportscenter 



•• "'FuH Contact" {^9S3) Jeny Trimble. 



* "Vixens of Bandelero" (1993, Adult) 



*•* "Beverty Hills Cop" (1984) "R' g 



iHr "HWOrcftitf"(1990) 



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* "OeserrPas5Jon" (1992) 



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NBA Baakelbal: Kntoks at Hornets 



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*•* ""Sommersln" (1993. Drama) Rtohard Gere. (In Stereo) "PG-13' q 



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(3.30) PQA Golf: Heritage Oasste - Fk>al Round. (Live) o IBesian. W, 



NBA Baafcetbai: Chkaao Bulls at Oriando Magto. From Orlando Arena 



Baaebai [PGA Golf. Heritage Classk; - Final Round. 



(3:00) *••• "T7w Deer Hunter" (1978) Robert De Nro. 



CBSNewa Newsq 



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NBA Baakelbal: Knfcks at Hornets 



Star Trsk: Deep Space 9 



(2:30) 



NASCAR WhHbrsad 



•♦* 'Gigof " (1962. Comedy-Drama) Jackie Gleason. |S<*iect 



(3:00) "77w faar Inside" 



Auto Racing: IMSA WSC - Grand Prix of Atlanta 



ititVi "Hjckey m)d Boggs" {W2\ Bill Cosby. "PG 



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(3:55) ** "StrmdM Talk" (1902) PG' 



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Murder. She Wrote (R)g 



Murder. She Wrote (R)g 



Marthiq ILMno Single 



••• "There's No Business Like Show Business" (1954)T*»» "Peggy Sue Got Married" (1986) Kathleen Turner. 



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10:30 I IIKW I 1155" 



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Cur. Affair 


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*•* "There's No Business Like Show Business" (1954) 


kkkVi ""The Inn of the Sixth Happiness" (1958. Drama) Ingrid Bergman. (In Stereo) 


••• "A Woman Under the InSuence" {WA, Drama) Peter Falk. R' 


"End of ffie Game" (1976) 


17 


Mm Out (R) 


Chaienge 


Bunt Toast [Dream Lg. 


Sports Tap 


Sportscenter 


Stanley Cup Playoffs: Western Conference Quarterfinal Game 1 -- Teams TBA [Basebal 


Sportscenter 


Basebal 


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Pyramid 


MacGwer (In Stereo) 


Nkiia Turtles 


Ninia Turtles IWbigsg 


Wkioaq 


Murder. She Wrote o [WWF: Monday Night Raw ISttk Stakbigs (In Stereo) q 


Wingsq Wkigag 


Quantum 


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*• ""Arena" (1989) Paul Sattertiekl. (In Stereo) "PG-13' q 


**% ""Beverlv HHIs Cop II" (1987) "R" g \kkV2 "'Bodies, Rest S Motk}n" (1993) "R" 


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••• ""Duel at Diabto" (1966. Western) James Gamer. 


k*V2 "OukileY Down Under" (1990) Tom Selleck. 'PG-13' 


** ""Sexual Response" (1992) "R" 


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Partridge iMorfc 


ILoveLuey IBob Newhart IM.T. Moore 


M.Ti Moofs 


VanDyfca 


GetSmMt Dravwt 


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Supermarket 


Shop-Drop 


Unaoived Mysteries 


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unsOffVOu Mynofies 



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Oprah Whifrey q 



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NBA Today 



MacGyver (In Stereo) 



SportiTap 



*Vi "Captain America" (1990) Matt Salinger. 



linia Turtles 



Craiy Kkls 



"1>G-13' q 



Sportscenter 



Ninia Turtles [Wkigs q 



Ent Tonight 



Wh. Fortune 



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Full House g [Phenom g [Roseanne q [Coach (R) g 



"Wortd War II: Wh^ Uons Roared" (1994. Drama) q [DateHne (In Stereo) q 



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•• "Naked Obsesswn" (1991. Drama) "R" 



NYPO Bkie "Ice Follies'" g News q 



Married... [Reacue 911 (In Stereo) q [ "Chkl of Rage" (1992, Drama) Mel Harris. (In Stereo) g 



Major League Basebell: Pittsburgh Pirates at Cincinnati Reds. (Live) 



Married.. 



Wh. Fortune 



Central |Roc(R)g [Front Page (In Stereo) q 



'Wortd War II: When Lions Roared" (1994, Drama) q 



Murphy B. 



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•••• ""tyr?tortr>Ven"(1992) 



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Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late glow (In Stereo) q 



EdHkMi 



*•• "Tirue Believer" (1989. Drama) James Woods. 



Dateline (In Stereo) q 



'The American Success Company" (1979) [*••* "The L-Shaped Room" (1963, Drama) Leslie Caron, Tom BeM. 



Stanley C»g> Playoffs: Eastern Conference Quarterfinal Game 2 - Teams TBA 



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kkVi "Rk^ OT Love"' (1992) Albert Finney. 'PG-13' q 



•• "Mirade Oeac/t " (1992) Ami Dolenz. 



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•* 'Love and Betrayal" (1989, Drama) Stefanie Powers. 



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Looney 



Shop-Drop 



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*•• "WarGames' 



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Love Street 



Get Smart 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Page 11 



Lifestyle 



Interfraternity Council wins prestigious award 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



The Clarion University Inter- 
fraternity Council has recently 
received the Northeast 
Interfraternity Conference 
Lunsford Award of Excellence. 
The award is presented to the 
most outstanding Interfraternity 
Council (IPC) in the northeast. 

This award was presented dur- 
ing the Northeast Interfraternity 
Council Conference which was 
held in February in Danvers, 
Massachusetts, The conference 
is composed of over 190 colleges 
and universities in the northeast, 
representing 6,500 fraternities 
and sororities. Over 800 repre- 
sentatives from Interfraternity 
Councils and Panhellenic 
Societies attended. 

An IFC must be nominated for 
five out of six possible award 
categories to be eligible for the 
Lunsford Award. These cate- 
gories include: public relations, 
educational programming, acad- 
emic excellence, leadership 
development, special achieve- 
ment and membership recruit- 
ment. 

"This is without a doubt the 



most prestigious award any IFC 
can be given," said John 
Postlewait, Clarion University 
IFC advisor. "I am extremely 
proud of the work of the IFC 
executive board and the many 
hours of effort they gave in order 
to make the receiving of this 
award possible. I am particular- 
ly grateful to the many long 
hours and concentrated effort 
Shaun Taylor has given to the 
organization as its president." 

"I am ecstatic about receiving 
the Lunsford Award of 
Excellence," said Taylor. "Our 
IFC was extremely productive 
this semester. I wish to congrat- 
ulate all the other members of 
the executive board as well as 
our advisor, Mr. Postlewait, for 
their diligence and productivity 
which made this award possible. 
We have made many significant 
improvements in the fraternity 
system at Clarion and will con- 
tinue to do so in the future." 

Taylor, as well as IFC vice- 
president Jamie Krugger and 
secretary Kelly Jones attended 
the conference. Taylor accepted 
the award on behalf of the IFC. 

In addition to the Lunsford 




John Postlewait presents the 

Award, the Clarion IFC also 
received the award for publica- 
tions and Postlewait was selected 
as a nominee for the Northeast 
IFC Outstanding Advisor 
Award. 



University Relations photo 
Lunsford Award to Shaun Taylor, president of the IFC. 

Celebration of the Arts 



1994 Fourth Annual Wellness Fair 

Thursday, April 14 10 am - 4 pm 
Tippin Gymnasium 

Explore the seven aspects of wellness: 

Physical, Social, Emotional, Intellectual, Occupational, Spiritual, Environmental 

Schedule of Events: 

10 am -- Clarion University President Diane L. Reinhard wit! give opening remarks, 
Syndria Lowe, music therapist will follow with the keynote address 

10:30 am -- Wellness Fair begins with over 45 vendors available and five concurrent 
sessions 

11 am - 1:45 pm - "Music Therapist" presented by Syndria Lowe 
Noon - 12:45 pm -- "Acupuncture" presented by James Reilly 
1-1:45 pm -- "Iridology" presented by Mary Reed 

2 - 2:45 pm -- "T'ai Chi" presented by Edward Matthews 

3 - 3:45 pm » "Humor as a Healing" presented by June Rice 



by Anji Brown 
Assistant Lifestyles Editor 

"Take the risk to relax your 
mind, attending the African - 
American celebration of the Arts 
Week would be a rewarding and 
inciteful experience," states the 
faculty advisor to the African 
Student Union (AASU), Mr. 
Lovelace. Lovelace has helped 
with the Arts Week by putting 
the programs together, identify- 
ing speakers to bring in and 
serves as an advisor to all. 

The Celebration of the Arts 
Week's first conception back in 
the eariy 1970's was to bring an 
educational awareness through 
achievements, because African 
Americans achievements were 
not being recognized. Over the 
past 20 years this has slowly 
changed 

Funding for Celebration of the 
Arts Week is still low, but it is 
hopeful every year that more 
people will become aware of the 
growing need for multicultural- 
ism, and give more support to 
the events. 

This is the 24th annual 
Celebration of the Arts Week, 
and it's main emphasis is "What 
have you accomplished in the 
last 24 years?" Following this 
theme are returning Clarion 
University African- American 



alumni who have gone out in the 
world and accomplished their 
career goals. 

The activities scheduled for the 
Arts Week are as follows: 

Monday at 7:30 p.m. in Hart 
Chapel theatre, Nancy Sweet is 
going to speak on the signifi- 
cance of black African- 
American's Arts. 

Wednesday at 4:00 p.m. in 
room 250 Gemmell, Valerie 
McDonald is speaking about 
African-Americans in politics 
and education. There is also a 
dance ensemble at 7:00 p.m. in 
the Hart Chapel theatre. 

Thursday there will be a reg- 
gae festival live from Cleveland 
at 11:00 p.m. in the Gemmell 
Multi-Purpose room. 

Friday the Kappa Alpha Psi is 
having a party at 11:00 p.m. in 
the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room. 

Saturday at 5:30 p.m. there is 
a black recogniti(Hi dinner in the 
Genunell Multi-Purpose room. 
There is also the annual Cabaret 
(formal dance) at 11:00 p.m. in 
the Gemmell Multi-Purpose 
room. 

"This is for all students. It's a 
chance to experience multicul- 
turalism. We want everyone to 
attend!" states the president of 
the AASU, Ralph GodbolL 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Group exhibit at art gallery 



by Anita Carbon 
Lifestyles Writer 



The Sanford Art Gallery in 
Marwick-Boyd has a new exhib- 
it, "The Innermost Surface." 
The works of John Andrews, 
Mary Collins, Edward Hallahan, 
Paul Ryan and John Sargent will 
be on display. 

John Andrews of Oxford, 
Iowa, has had solo exhibitions at 
Luther College of Iowa, the 
University of Minnesota at 
Morris and the Print Club in 
Philadelphia. He has exhibited 
throughout the country and 
received numerous awards and 
grants including a 1991 NEA fel- 
lowship. Andrews graduated 
from Creighton University with 
a bachelor's degree in fine arts 
and the University of Iowa with 
a master's degree in fine arts. 
Some of his work is in the col- 
lections of the Tapiei Fine Arts 
Museum, Taiwan, the 
Philadelphia Museum of Ait and 
the Sioux City Art Center. 

Mary Collins of Pittsburgh 
received her bachelor's degree in 



fine arts from Carnegie Mellon 
and has studied at tbe Vermont 
Studio School. She has exhibit- 
ed her work throughout 
Pennsylvania with solo exhibi- 
tions at tbe Pittsburgh Center for 
the Arts and the University of 
Pittsburgh. 

Edward Hallahan of Sharon 
has exhibited in Chicago, 
Madison and Louisville. He has 
had solo exhibitions at the Butler 
Institute of American Art and the 
Columbus Arts Center. Hallahan 
is currently teaching at 
Youngstown State University, 
where he also works for the 
McDonough Museum of Art as 
an exhibition designer. 

Paul Ryan of Staunton, 
Virginia, has had numerous exhi- 
bitions throughout the East, 
including solo exhibitions at the 
DuPont Gallery at Washington, 
Lee University and the 1708 East 
Main Gallery in Richmond. He 
graduated from Princidia College 
with his BA, and from Virginia 
Conmionwealth University with 
his MFA. Ryan has taught at 
Clarion University and VCU. 



He is currently teaching at Mary 
Baldwin College and serving as 
the regional editor for "Art 
Papers." 

John Sargent of Willoughby, 
Ohio, has exhibited throughout 
Ohio, including a solo exhibition 
at the Cleveland Center for 
Contemporary Art. 

Jim Hahaven, assistant profes- 
sor of art at Clarion University, 
has curated this exhibit. He 
comments on the difficulty of 
these relatively simple paintings. 
"This is work of tremendous 
conviction. These surfaces have 
been worked over, manipulated, 
altered, repainted, taped, sanded 
and worked over again. The 
efforts are sometimes sponta- 
neous, but always done with 
total conviction and respect to 
the surface. 

This exhibit is free and open to 
the public and will continue 
through April 22. Gallery hours 
are Monday and Wednesday, 9 
am- 5 pm; Tuesday, 11 am - 8 
pm; Thursday, 9 am - 2 pm; and 
Friday, 10 am - noon. 



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"The Virgin and ttie Saints" by Mary Collins is on display at 
the Sanford Art Gallery as part of The Innermost Surface. 



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Page 13 



Campus Ministry 

travels; helps the poor 



by Megan Casey 
Lifestyles Writer 



Many students spent this past 
spring break sleeping, relaxing, 
traveling, or searching for a sum- 
mer job. But for a group of 
Clarion students, this time was 
spent quite differently. 

These students of the Campus 
Ministry organization spent their 
school vacation volunteering at 
tbe St. Francis Inn, a soup 
kitchen in the Kensington 
Section of Philadelphia. The St. 
Francis Inn is privately run and 
funded. It serves meals to about 
400 of the city's homeless and 
impoverished each day. 

Chris Allwecht, a Clarion grad- 
uate student, master-minded the 
idea of the trip. He had heard 
about St. Francis at his alma 
mater, St. Bonaventure. 
Albrecht spoke to Terry Logan, 
Clarion's community service 
coordinator. She put up flyers 
and spread tbe word about the 
trip. Six students signed up, and 
they woe off to Philadelphia 

While volunteering at the St. 



Francis Inn, the Clarion students 
stayed in the guest house, which 
is located in the same neighbcx^- 
hood as the soup kitchen. The 
students' day began at 9 a.m. and 
depending on the day, ended 
anywhere from five to twelve 
hours later. In addition to serv- 
ing meals, the students also 
cleaned and talked with the peo- 
ple they served. 

"We received a tremendous 
benefit," said Albrecht. "A lot 
of the people we served meals to 
want to be self-sufficient, but 
they can't be." He also believes 
that staying in the area was bene- 
ficial. "Seeing all the crime and 
drugs and poverty really makes 
you appreciate what you need 
and what you want. There's a 
big difference." 

The Campus Ministry group is 
planning on making a return trip 
to St. Francis Inn m the fall 1994 
semester. Anyone who is inter- 
ested in this or any other com- 
munity service project can look 
for flyers on campus or contact 
Terry Logan at 226-2711 in 
room 266 Gemmell. 



Singin ' and dancin ' 




Rav Henderson/Clarion Call 
The Clarion University Show Choir will be touring Duquesne University, Amherst High 
School, North Allegheny High School and Clarion-Limestone High School. The choir 
leaves today and will return Friday, April 15. The Show Choir is under the direction of 
Mr. Milutin Lazich, and consists of a highly select group of singers and dancers who 
perform music of today in contemporary popular genre and style. 



Award- winning poet to read at Clarion 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Thursday, April 14 
♦Meet at Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room at 4:30 pm. 
♦March to IC Church then to Clarion Courthouse. 
♦Rally & candlelight vigil 6:30 in front of courthouse. 

All are welcome -- show your support against violence* 
Fuschia and purple ribbons available for supporters. 



Li- Young Lee will be reading 
poetry at Clarion University on 
Thursday, April 14 at 7 pm in 
Still Hall's Carter Auditorium. 

Lee was born in 1957 in 
Jakarta, Indonesia, of Chinese 
parents. In 1969 he and his fam- 
ily fled Indonesia and traveled 
throughout Hong Kong, Macau 
and Japan until they arrived in 
America. 

Lee's poems have appeared in 
a variety of major literary jour- 



nals. His poems have also been 
selected for inclusion in three 
different editions of The 
Pushcart Prizes: Best of the 
Small Presses. 

Lee's first book of poems, 
Rose, was published in 1986 and 
awarded New York University's 
Delmore Schwartz Memorial 
Poetry Award. 

Known as "explosive and 
earthy," Lee's poems are often 
about family. In 1989 he was 
published by BOA Editions, 
Ltd., and was also featured by 
Bill Moyers in the PBS televi- 



sion series: "Moyers: The Power 
of the Word." 

Many foundations have award- 
ed Lee with grants, fellowships 
and awards. In 1990, "The City 
in Which I Love You," by Lee 
was published and became The 
Academy of American Poet's 
Lamont selection of 1990. 

Lee has studied at the 
Universities of Pittsburgh, 
Arizona and New York-College 
at Brockport. He has taught at 
various universities and has read 
poetry at colleges and cultural 
centers across the United States. 



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Group exhibit at art gallery 



by Anita Carbon 
Lifestyles Writer 



The Sanford Art Gallery in 
Marwick-Boyd has a new exhib- 
it, "The Innermost Surface." 
The works of John Andrews, 
Mary Collins, Edward Hallahan, 
Paul Ryan and John Sargent will 
be on display. 

John Andrews of Oxford, 
Iowa, has had solo exhibitions at 
Luther College of Iowa, the 
University of Minnesota at 
Morris and the Print Club in 
Philadelphia. He has exhibited 
throughout the country and 
received numerous awards and 
grants including a 1991 NEA fel- 
lowship. Andrews graduated 
from Creighton University with 
a bachelor's degree in fine arts 
and the University of Iowa with 
a master's degree in fine arts. 
Some of his work is in the col- 
lections of the Tapiei Fine Arts 
Museum, Taiwan, the 
Philadelphia Museum of Art and 
the Sioux City Art Center. 

Mary Collins of Pittsburgh 
received her bachelor's degree in 



fine arts from Carnegie Mellon 
and has studied at the Vermont 
Studio School. She has exhibit- 
ed her work throughout 
Pennsylvania with solo exhibi- 
tions at the Pittsburgh Center for 
the Arts and the University of 
Pittsburgh. 

Edward Hallahan of Sharon 
has exhibited in Chicago, 
Madison and Louisville. He has 
had solo exhibitions at the Butler 
Institute of American Art and the 
Columbus Arts Center. Hallahan 
is currently teaching at 
Youngstown State University, 
where he also works for the 
McDonough Museum of Art as 
an exhibition designer. 

Paul Ryan of Staunton, 
Virginia, has had numerous exhi- 
bitions throughout the East, 
including solo exhibitions at the 
DuPont Gallery at Washington, 
Lee University and the 1708 East 
Main Gallery in Richmond. He 
graduated from Princidia College 
with his BA, and from Virginia 
Commonwealth University with 
his MFA. Ryan has taught at 
Clarion University and VCU. 



He is currently teaching at Mary 
Baldwin College and serving as 
the regional editor for "An 
Papers." 

John Sargent of Willoughby, 
Ohio, has exhibited throughout 
Ohio, including a solo exhibition 
at the Cleveland Center for 
Contemporary Art. 

Jim Flahaven, assistant profes- 
sor of art at Clarion University, 
has curated this exhibit. He 
comments on the difficulty of 
these relatively simple paintings. 
"This is work of tremendous 
conviction. These surfaces have 
been worked over, manipulated, 
altered, repainted, taped, sanded 
and worked over again. The 
efforts are sometimes sponta- 
neous, but always done with 
total conviction and respect to 
the surface. 

This exhibit is free and open to 
the public and will continue 
through April 22. Gallery hours 
are Monday and Wednesday, 9 
am- 5 pm; Tuesday, 11 am - 8 
pm; Thursday, 9 am - 2 pm; and 
Friday, 10 am - noon. 



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Campus Ministry 

travels; helps the poor 



by Megan Casey 
Lifestyles Writer 



Many students spent this past 
spring break sleeping, relaxing, 
tfaveling, or searching for a sum- 
mer job. But for a group of 
Clarion students, this time was 
spent quite differently. 

These students of the Campus 
Ministry organization spent their 
school vacation volunteering at 
the St. Francis Inn, a soup 
kitchen in the Kensington 
Section of Philadelphia. The St. 
Francis Inn is privately run and 
funded. It serves meals to about 
400 of the city's homeless and 
impoverished each day. 

Chris Albrecht, a Clarion grad- 
uate student, master-minded the 
idea of the trip. He had heard 
about St. Francis at his alma 
mater, St. Bonaventure. 
Albrecht spoke to Terry Logan, 
Clarion's community service 
coordinator. She put up flyers 
and spread the word about the 
trip. Six students signed up, and 
they were off to Philadelphia. 

While volunteering at the St. 



Francis Inn, the Clarion students 
stayed in the guest house, which 
is located in the same neighbor- 
hood as the soup kitchen. The 
students' day began at 9 a.m. and 
depending on the day, ended 
anywhere from five to twelve 
hours later. In addition to serv- 
ing meals, the students also 
cleaned and talked with the peo- 
ple they served. 

"We received a tremendous 
benefit," said Albrecht. "A lot 
of the people we served meals to 
want to be self-sufficient, but 
they can't be." He also believes 
that staying in the area was bene- 
ficial. "Seeing all the crime and 
drugs and poverty really makes 
you appreciate what you need 
and what you want. There's a 
big difference." 

The Campus Ministry group is 
planning on making a return trip 
to St. Francis Inn in the fall 1994 
semester. Anyone who is inter- 
ested in this or any other com- 
munity service project can look 
for flyers on campus or contact 
Terry Logan at 226-2711 in 
room 266 Genunell. 



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School, North Allegheny High School and Clarion-Limestone High School. The choir 
leaves today and will return Friday, April 15. The Show Choir is under the direction of 
Mr. Milutin Lazich, and consists of a highly select group of singers and dancers who 
perform music of today in contemporary popular genre and style. 



Award-vi^inning poet to read at Clarion 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Li- Young Lee will be reading 
poetry at Clarion University on 
Thursday, April 14 at 7 pm in 
Still Hall's Carter Auditorium. 

Lee was born in 1957 in 
Jakarta, Indonesia, of Chinese 
parents. In 1969 he and his fam- 
ily fled Indonesia and traveled 
throughout Hong Kong, Macau 
and Japan until they arrived in 
America. 

Lee's poems have appeared in 
a variety of major literary jour- 



nals. His poems have also been 
selected for inclusion in three 
different editions of The 
Pushcart Prizes: Best of the 
Small Presses. 

Lee's first book of poems, 
Rose, was published in 1986 and 
awarded New York University's 
Delmore Schwartz Memorial 
Poetry Award. 

Known as "explosive and 
earthy," Lee's poems are often 
about family. In 1989 he was 
published by BOA Editions, 
Ltd., and was also featured by 
Bill Moyers in the PBS televi- 



sion series: "Moyers: The Power 
of the Word." 

Many foundations have award- 
ed Lee with grants, fellowships 
and awards. In 1990, "The City 
in Which I Love You," by Lee 
was published and became The 
Academy of American Poet's 
Lamont selection of 1990. 

Lee has studied at the 
Universities of Pittsburgh, 
Arizona and New York-College 
at Brockport. He has taught at 
various universities and has read 
poetry at colleges and cultural 
centers across the United States. 



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verall placings as of Tuesday, April 12: 
(Overall winners of Greek Week are based on the total 
number of points accumulated by winning or placing 
in an event Final results will be announced at the 
Greek Recognition banquet on Wednesday, April 27.) 

Greek Sing: 

1st place: Alpha S^ma Alpha / Phi Sigma Kappa 

2nd place: Delta Zeta / Sigma Chi 

3rd place: Phi Sigma Sigma / Phi Delta Theta 

Greek Run: 

1st place: Zeta Tau Alpha / Kappa Delta Rho 
2nd place: Alpha Sigma Tau / S^ma Tau Gamma 
3rd place: Delta Phi Epsilon / Phi Sigma Kappa 

Olympics: 

1st place: Delta Phi Epsilon 

2nd place: Zeta Tau Alpha 

3rd place: Delta Zeta 

*Men's Olympics scores not announced until completion of Lift 

on Thursday night. 

Volleyball: 

1st place: Zeta Tau Alpha / Phi Sigma Kappa 

2nd place: Delta Phi Epsilon / Theta Chi 

3rd place: Sigma S^ma Sigma / Kappa Delta Rho 

Swim: 

1st place: Zeta Tau Alpha / Sigma Chi 

2nd pkice: Sigma Sigma Sigma & Delta Zeta (tie) / 

Kappa Delta Rho 
3rdpkice: Kii Sigma Kappa 

""Because of the Call's deadline, only these scores were 
known at the time of publication. 





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United We Stand; Divided We Fall 



"Greek Week should be a fun, spirit-filled week. 
It is a time for chapters to come together with 
open minds and chapter spirit." 

- Sherri Brentzel, Alpha Sigma Tau 







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by Chuck Shepherd 

-The Associated Press reported 
in August on the growing move- 
ment in Muslim countries to 
abandon the ancient tradition of 
permitting husbands to divorce 
their wives by shouting *TaIaq!" 
three times. Pakistan, Turkey, 
Syria and Indonesia are among 
the nations (hat have abandoned 
the tradition, but it continues in 
India. In India, a man may either 
shout "Talaq" three times at 
once, with the divorce effective 
four months later, or shout 
'Talaq" one time during each of 
three consecutive menstrual peri- 
ods and be divorced immediately 



after the third shout. 

-In August near Denver, two 
Tarahumara Indians from north- 
ern Mexico, one aged 55, fin- 
ished first and second in the 
U.S.'s highest-altitude 100-mile 
race, the Leadville 100, even 
though the Indians were the only 
runners not wearing convention- 
al running shoes. Both wore 
homemade sandals made from 
used automobile tires. 

-In Commerce City, Colorado 
in July, a 39-year-old man riding 
a motorcycle on U.S. 85 was 
killed when a 40-pound dog fell 
off an overhead railroad bridge 
on top of him, causing him to 
lose control of the cycle and col- 



Congratulations to the Clarion Call's 

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for his National Society of 

Collegiate Journalists 

2nd Place Award for Sports Columnists 

for his commentary *'If Abbott and Costello 

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-Last year, Tel Aviv University 
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Workshop on Bad Breath. 
Shlomo Goren, former chief 
rabbi of Israel, told the confer- 
ence that Jewish law makes bad 
breath a legitimate ground for 
divorce. (One study by the 
Kyushu Dental college in Japan 
used human sniffers to catego- 
rize the smells in the mouths of 
2,600 subjects.) 

-A bill introduced in the 
Georgia legislature in January by 
Representative Doug Teper of 
Alabama would require warnings 
in all hotel rooms that fornica- 



tion, adultery and sodomy are 
illegal in the state. The bill also 
requires that the warnings be in 
Braille and "internationally rec- 
ognized symbols," which were 
not specified. 

-In December, India's Pioneer 
newspaper reported that U.S. 
corporations' donations of relief 
goods for the victims of the 
September earthquake in rural 
Maharashu-a state included the 
seldom-used products dental 
floss, contact lens cleaner and 
lubricants for sexual intercourse. 
The newspaper reported that an 
illiterate barber mistook the 
lubricant for shaving cream and 
used it on customers. 

-Darpan Patel, 20, was arrested 
in Glastonbury, England, in 
August after he had gone to the 
local police station to ask a ques- 
tion about his driver's license. 
According to police, when they 
asked, Patel freely gave his 
name. However, he also told 



officers that there might be a 
warrant currently outstanding for 
his arrest, that he didn't have 
time to deal with it right then, 
but that he would come back 
later to take care of it. Officers 
checked, found the warrant, and 
promptly arrested him. 

-In what might set a new U.S. 
record for reluctance to part with 
deceased relatives, neighbors 
found the mummified body of 
Georgia Farrell lying on her sofa 
in Boise, Idaho, in March. 
Authorities said she probably 
died in 1987 at the age of 88, but 
that the death was never reported 
by her son, Robert, who lived in 
the house. One neighbor said 
she often asked Robert where his 
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Faculty Spotlight 

Getting to know faculty is beneficial 



by Keith Mient 
Lifestyles Writer 



As studenis attending a univer- 
sity, we essentially lead active 
and busy lives. We rarely ever 
think of talking more with a pro- 
fessor unless a grade is an issue. 

Mr. Bill Adams is an easy- 
going, fair and all-around exem- 
plary professor. He is an educa- 
tor in the commimication deput- 
ment and fetches Writing for 
Media at the Venango campus. 
He was called to teach in 
February to substitute for Mr. 
William Lloyd's classes. Lloyd 
suffered a stroke and was pre- 
vented from performing his 
teaching duties. 

Adams is private and modest, 
however, he does take his prim- 
ties and conunittments seriously. 
He is actively involved off-cam- 
pus as well, even though he con- 
mutes a few days a week from 
one campus to the other. 



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When not lecturing on the 
effectiveness of communication, 
Adams coaches the boys' basket- 
ball team at Cranberry Junior 
High School. He's been the 
coach of the team fcM* a number 
of years now and takes eminent 
[Hide in it. 

In May 1986, Adams graduat- 
ed from Clarion University with 
a bachelor's degree in communi- 
cation. The following semester 
he began his studies towards his 
master's degree in communica- 
tion, which he also received 
from Clarion University in 
December 1989. 

"Since I've been back, one of 
the major changes that I've 
noticed is the p^ogress the com- 
munication department has 
made. One of the best improve- 
ments is the computer facilities 
for students and the updated 
Reproduction Graphics lab. 
These small but important 
advances give students such an 
advantage in their course work," 
said Adams. 

As for what changes in student 
behavior and facilities, Adams 
said little on the subject. 
"F^ilities for students are much 
better then when I went here. 
They (students) have Gemmell 



Complex, Tippin Gym and the 
(Pierce) plantetarium. About the 
students themselves, there seems 
to be a steady growth in fraterni- 
ties and sororities. With the 
issue of the environment, stu- 
dents are now recycling and 
know what they have to do in 
preserving the environment," he 
concluded. 

Becoming involved in an 
extra-curricular activity(ies) in 
college is an essential element in 
the communication major. 

"I feel students majoring in 
this field should join as many 
organizations as possible, but 
only if time permits them to do 
so. These organizations will 
give background and experience 
the student can use later," said 
Adams. 

Adams also suggested taking 
the summer sessions to become 
more involved in the activities. 
"These are only a few 'hints' fw 
every communication major at 
Clarion and I hope they will 
keep these things in mind." 

Becoming more socially 
acquainted with your professors 
can be a rewarding, and educa- 
tional experience. The faculty is 
there to help the students both 
inside and outside the classroom. 




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A season re-cap... 



Lady Eagles close out successful season 



by Nathan KaU 
Sorts Editor 



The Clarion University 
women's basketball team 
recently finished their season 
with a loss to North Alabama in 
the national playoffs. While the 
team again came one victory 
short of reaching their goal of a 



Final Four appearance, this can 
hardly be considered an 
unsuccessful season. 

Coach Gie Parsons and staff 
continued their formation of a 
basketball dynasty this season. 
Clarion finished this season with 
26-4 mark, c^turing their fourth 
PSAC-West crown in four years. 
They also won their third PSAC 



Dickie V say s. "She's m\ underdog bab\!" 

Coon in national three 
point shooting contest 



by Nathan KaM 
Sports Editor 



If you were channel surfmg 
Easter afternoon and stopped on 
ESPN to see Amy Coon firing 
three pointers to the tune of Dick 
Vitale's voice, you weren't 
hallucinating. 

Clarion's talented guard was 
invited to participate in the ^tb 
Annual College Basketball Slam 
Dunk & 3 Point Shooting 
Competition, held in conjunction 
with the Final Four. Of the eight 
women in the event. Coon was 
the only non-Division I player 
selected for the competition. 
This should come as no surprise 
however, as Cooa is the all-time 
NCAA (all divisions) leader in 
three pointers made and 
attempted, going 365 of 1028 on 
her career. She also holds the 
NCAA Division II record for 
consecutive game with a three 
point field goal, at 51. 

The contest was held in Rock 
Hill, South Carolina at Winthrop 
Arena. The first event that the 
women participated in was the 
Buzzer Beater competition, in 
which a player had six seconds 
to take the ball from one end of 
the court to the other while 
dribbling through several 
obstacles. The player had to get 
a shot off before the buzzer 
sounded. Coon's first attempt 
bounced off the front of the rim. 
In the first round, only one 
player, Kristin Follis, made the 
shot, that being a banked-in shot 
from three point land. Coon 
needed to make her second 
attempt to even hope of tying her 



up and moving into a tie-breaker. 
On Coon's second attempt, 
however, she bobbled the ball as 
she was getting set to shoot and 
it slipped out of her band. 

"I had a lot of time to get my 
shot off that time. I was trying 
to shoot before I bad control of 
the ball," noted Coon. Follis' 
one shot stood. 

N«xt came the three point 
shooting contest in which 
players had 60 seconds to shoot 
balls from five different areas 
around the three point arc. Coon 
was the first player to compete 
and this certainly didn't help 
with the pressure. 

"I was hoping that I'd be 
somewhere in the middle and see 
what everybody else was doing," 
said Coon. Coon really didn't 
have a chance to warm up any, 
and started off cold. However, 
she did score twelve points in the 
shoot-off, which by the time all 
the players had shot, was good 
enough for a fourth place tie. 

Coon was then involved in a 
shoot out with Missy Croshaw to 
decide who would advance into 
the semifinals. Coon lost the 24 
second tie-breaker to Croshaw 7- 
3. Julie Powell of Vanderbilt 
was the eventual winner. 

Though she didn't come home 
victorious, the experience was 
great for Amy to get some 
national television exposure and 
to even be spurred on by The 
Mouth himself. 

"I just thought that it was an 
honor. I just went there and had 
fun and did my best." A nice 
ending to a glorious career. 



crown in four years, and again 
advanced to the Elite Eight of 
the Division II playoffs. 

In her five seasons at Clari(xi, 
Parsons has an overall record of 
108-39 and a PSAC-West record 
of 43-17. The last four seasons, 
the team is 41-7 in conference 
play. 

"It's been a very exciting year 
for Clarion women's basketball," 
said Parsons. "I'm very proud to 
be a part of this team and their 
accomplishments. What was so 
exceptional about this team was 
their desire to win. It seemed no 
matter how far down we were, 
they always found a way to 
win." 

Clarion started ofif the season 
well, but didn't realize just how 
good they were until they hosted 
the Clarion Classic. Three of the 
nation's best women's basketball 
teams, Pitt-Johnstown, Bentley, 
and defending champ North 
Dakota State, came to town. 

The (jolden Eagles first beat 
UPJ 79-72, then dismantled 
NDSU. Shannon Coakley was 
named tourney MVP, and Carlita 



Jones and Mona Gaffney were 
named to the all-tourney team. 

In January Clarion stood as 
high as #2 on the national poll. 
They were 12-1, with the one 
loss coming to the Mercyhurst 
Lakers while the Eagles were on 
a difficult road trip to Erie. 

The Eagles then won four of 
five conference games before 
traveling to play powerhouse 
Pace in New York. Pace 
narrowly beat Clarion, 62-60. 

Coach Parscwis said, "That was 
the turning point for our team. 
After the loss to Pace, the 
coaching staff sat down with the 
team and discussed the season at 
that point and what we wanted to 
accomplish for the rest of the 
season." 

Clarion reeled off 12 wins in a 
row, beating Cal in the last 
regular season game to give 
Clarion the West crown. The 
Eagles then went to the PSAC 
championships, but they were 
without point guard Amy 
Migyanka who had injured her 
anterior cruciate ligament and 
was out for the season. The 



Eagles narrowly beat 
Bloomsburg 69-64, and then beat 
California in dramatic fashion 
71-69. 

Clarion went to the national 
playoffs next, and avenged the 
earlier loss to the Lakers with a 
87-76 win. Clarion then had to 
travel to face Pace again, and 
again got revenge. The final 
score was 71-67, and Clarion 
was off to North Dakota State to 
play NOTth Alabama in the round 
of eight. 

Clarion led for nearly 39 
minutes, sometimes with a lead 
as big as double digits before 
things started to slip away. 
North Alabama began to press 
Clarion hard and Clarion had 
difficult handling it. When they 
did break it, they had trouble 
running their offense smoothly. 
The Eagles eventually fell 75-69. 

While the Eagles hopes of a 
national championship were 
dashed, their spirits certainly 
weren't The Lady Eagles are a 
bona fide national power, and 
they will continue on this road of 
success for many years to come. 



Morton, Jones named All- Americans 



by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



Kwame Morton and Cariita 
Jones, both Clarion standouts, 
received first team All- American 
honors for their 1993-94 
roundball achievements. 
Shannon Coakley received an 
honorable mention. 

Morton, who was the NCAA's 
leading scorer this past year was 
named by the National 
Association of Basketball 
Coaches as a first teamer. This 
past season, Kwame averaged 
32.5 points a game, while 
shooting 81 percent from the free 
throw line. Morton also hit a 
Clarion recwd 126 treys, handed 
out 100 assists, snagged 51 
steals, and grabbed 164 
rebounds. 

Kwame's illustrious career at 
Clarion ended this year, but 
number 24 will leave his mark in 
the record books. Morton set 21 
Clarion, and nine conference 
records during his four-year stay 



in Clarion. This season, Mc«ton 
was named to the first team on 
the All-East and All-Conference 
teams as well. He was twice 
named USA Today's "Offensive 
Player of the Week." Morton 
was a first team PSAC-West 
choice in 1992, '93, and '94, and 
was "Rookie of the Year" in '91. 

Carlita Jones, a junior forward, 
was named to the Kodak NCAA 
Division II All- American first 
team. The talented Jones had a 
stellar season with Lady Eagles. 
She led the team in scoring with 
19.7 points per game, led the 
team with 364 total rebounds, 
led the team with field goal 
percentage at 59.5 percent, led 
the team in steals with 74, and 

led the team in blocked shots 
with 93. 

Jones owns a total of 14 
Clarion records going into her 
senior year. An all-around 
player, Jones was named to the 
PSAC-West first team in 1993 
and was the PSAC-West "Rookie 



of the Year" in '92. 

Senior sensation Shannon 
Coakley also recieved a post- 
season honor with an Ail- 
American honorable mention. 

The four year starter had her 
best season this year, leading the 
team in assists with 131 and free 
throw percentage at 75.2 percent 

Coakley was also named to the 
PSAC-West first team this year. 
She was named to the second 
team the three previous years. 
She is the holder of ten Clarion 
records, including most career 
points at 1,812. She is also the 
fourth all time three point field 
goal shooter in NCAA history, 
and is second in attempts behind 
teammate Amy Coon with 1,006. 

In the seven years that these 
two women have played, they 
have a combined 3,215 points, 
1,504 rebounds, 435 steals, and 
have made 1,171 of 2,667 
attempted field goals. Though 
Coakley is leaving, she will be 
leaving the team in good hands. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Wrestling team earns more honors 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Page 21 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Coach Jack Davis and two 
members of his talented 
wrestling squad recently 
received honcM's. 

Davis was named PSAC 
"Coach of the Year," 
heavyweight Rob Sintobin was 
named "Wrestler of the Year," 
and 190-pound Bryan Stout was 
selectged as "Freshman of the 
Year." 

Said Davis, "It's been a great 
season and we're very grateful 
for the honors. Rob and Bryan 
did a great job all seson long and 
they are really deserving of these 
honors. Rob was steady all 
season long and was at his best 
in the important tournaments, 
especially PSAC's, EWL's, and 
Nationals. His fourth place 



fmish at Nationals was a great 
was to end his career. Bryan 
also was there all season long, 
but his All-American 
performance as a freshman was 
deflnitely the highlight" 

Davis led the Eagles to a 15-2 
dual meet season and a sixth 
place final NCAA Division I 
ranking. During the season, 
Clarion won the PSAC 
Championship, the Eastern 
Wrestling League's, and the 
Eastern Mat Poll. 

"I'm happy to receive the 
Coa£h of the Year award, but the 
success of the team is due to the 
wrestlers themselves, my 
fantastic coaching staff [Ken 
Nellis, Rob Eiter, Erik Burnett], 
and all the friends and fans of 
Clarion University wrestling that 
have supported the program over 
the years. We all share in this 



award." 

Sintobin flnished the season 
with a 26-9 record including 16 
falls. He earned AU-American 
status at Nationals, placing 
fourth while going 4-2. He won 
the Gorrarian Award at Nationals 
for the most falls (2) in the least 
aggregate time (1:49). Sintobin 
also won the PSAC's while 



being named the oustanding 
wrestler of that tourney. 
Sintobin fmishes his career with 
a 71-46 record and 44 pins. 

Stout had a very impressive 
season as well. He finished the 
year 216-9, while placing sixth 
in the prestigous Las Vegas 
Open, and second at PSAC's and 
EWL's. He lost to All- American 



Tyrone Howard of Bloomsburg 
in the finals of both tourneys. 
Stout went 3-3 at Nationals and 
earned All-American honors by 
defeating Howard. 

Not even in the pre-seascm top 
40, Clarion is deserving of aU the 
awards given them considering 
their incredibly successful 
season. 



A young team, but hard working 



Softball team gets first win 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Clarion University's Women's 
Softball team got their first win 
out of a very tough schedule 
over the weekend. 

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first against conference foe 
Edinboro. The Lady Eagles 
played a good game even though 
the odds were against them, and 
picked up their first win of the 
season with a 6-5 victory over 
the Scots. 

Clarion then faced off against 
host Ashland, and suffered an 8- 
4 defeat. Next they played 
Southern Indiana but were 
handed a big loss, 12-0. S. 
Indiana had a very good pitcher 
in Karyann Osowski. In fact, 
coaches Bums and Pitney both 
agreed that Osowski was one of 
the best pitchers they have ever 
seen. According to them, she 
may be the best pitcher in the 
country. In four innings she 
allowed no hits and struck out 
seven. 

However Clarion was able to 
defeat Edinboro, and their major 
team goal is to start by defeating 
conference opponents. 

Edinboro was ranked as high is 
17 in last week's polls. 

Leading the way for the 
Golden Eagles at the tourney 
were several players. Leslie 
Schattauer had four hits in seven 



at bats with one run scored and 
one RBI. She is currently fifth 
in the conference in batting 
average. Sarah Pitney had four 
hits in nine at bats with one run 
scored and two RBI. Melodi 
Dess went 3-fOT-8 with two runs 
and one RBI. Janene Brown 
went 3-for-8 with two runs 
scored, two RBI, and one triple. 
Julie Catalano stole a base for 
the Golden Eagles and is 
currently the second leading base 
stealer in the conference. Mary 
Beth Kasenchak went 2-for-7 
with a run sccned, a double, and 
twoRBL 

The team, though 1-13, are 
dedicated and hard working. 
Tbey are young team, and have 
some very good recruits coming 
in next year, according to Coach 
Bums. This is what we sports 
writers call a "rebuilding year," 
but the team plans to be a 
conference force to be reckoned 
with in years to come. If you 
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Swimming team pulls in three honors 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Coach Bill Miller and two 
CUP swimmers recently won 
honors for the prestigious 
Clarion swinuning teams. 

In a coaches' vote, Miller was 
named PSAC Women's 
Swimming "Coach of the Ycai" 
and Justine Gibbons and Dan 
Stoner were named "Swimmer 
of the Year" fw their respective 
teams. 



"I am very happy about Justine 
and Dan winning this year's 
awards," said Miller, 'They are 
extremely dedicated athletes 
whose hard work and drive 
towards excellence resulted in 
their outstanding achievements 
this year." 

This is the fourth straight year 
that Miller was named women's 
swimming coach of the year. He 
has also won the award three 
times as coach of the men's 
team. 



Miller led the Eagles to their 
19th straight conference title, a 
third place Hnish at Nationals, 
and a 6-1 dual meet record. He 
has a 51-15 dual meet career 
record, and a 123-29 record as 
men's coach. 

Gibbons, a senior tri-captain, 
fmished 2nd in the 500 freestyle, 
2nd in the 1650 freestyle, 3rd in 
the 100 backstroke, and 3rd in 
the 200 backstroke at Nationals. 
She accounted for 66 individual 
points, the fourth best of all 



A weekly look at a Clarion University athlete 

Eagle in the Spotlight 




by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Leslie Schattauer is a talented 
first baseman and welcome 
addition to the women's softball 
team. 

Schattauer is from the 
Pittsburgh area and attended 
North Allegheny High School. 
While there, she played softball 
along with volleyball. She 
played the infield in high school 
as well, and started for three 
years, lett^ing two. She was the 
team captain her senior year and 
led her team to the section 



championship that year. 

Coming out of high school, 
athletics played an important 
part in where Leslie decided to 
go to college. She deliberated 
over Edinboro, Ashland, and 
Gannon bef(Mre finally settling on 
Clarion. Leslie "liked the 
campus atmosphere" and liked 
the small town setting of 
Clarion. She also liked the 
softball i»-ogram. 

"I had spoken to the softball 
coach that was here and she 
filled me in on what the program 
was like," noted Schattauer. 



Golfers start well 




by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Clarion finished eighth out of 
fourteen teams at the West 
Chester lnvitati(xial on April 4. 

Clarion was paced by Andy 
Ganoe, who shot a 79 at the 
event. Also helping the Eagles 
were Chris Brosius with an 80, 
Brian Fiscus, who shot 84, and 
Rob Pierson with an 89. 

Clarion had a team score of 
324. Slippery Rock won the 
event with a score of 291. 

The next day, April 5, Clarion 
was at the Millersville 
Invitational. The Golden Eagles 
finished fifth out of eleven 
teams, with a team score of 328. 
The event was again won by 
Slippery Rock, who shot a team 
score of 303. 

Leading the way for Clarion 
once again was Ganoe, who shot 
a six over par 78. Ihat was good 
enough to tie him for ninth best 
score in the field. 

Other scores for Clarion 
included Brosius with an 82, 
Fiscus with an 82, C(»teil with 
an 86, and Pierson shot an 87. 



Clarion is in action again next 
Monday, Tuesday And 
Wednesday. They will be at 
Westminster, Slippery Rock, and 
Indiana respectively. 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Leslie Schattauer is 
currently fifth in the PSAC 
in batting average. The 
talented sophomore 
infielder has started each of 
the past two years. 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Justine Gibbons completed 
a successful career being 
named "Swimmer of the 
Year." 

She says that her goals for die 
future are to, "keep doing the 
best that I can, and to keep my 
batting average up." For team 
goals, "I hope we can win as 
many as we can and stick 
together (as a team)." 

Leslie is only the second 
person in her family to go to 
college, and she feels that the 
chance to get a secondary 
education is an important 
accomplishment. She is also 
pleased that she was able to start 
on the team as a freshman, and 
to be doing as well as she has. 

When Leslie isn't hitting the 
books at college, she plays 
softball at home in Pittsburgh 
and she coaches a summer rec 
team there as well. • 




competitiors. She was a five 
time All-American this year, and 
a 22 time All-American for her 
career. At the PSAC's, she was 
2nd in the 200 back and 500 
free, plus third in the 100 back. 

Stoner helped the men to a 
seventh place fmish at Nationals. 
At Nationals, he placed 3rd in 
the 50 free, missing a national 
title by four one-hundredths of a 
second. He was 3rd in the 100 
fly, 8th in the 100 free, and a 
member of the 4ih place 400 
medley relay team. He earned 
four All-American honors, 
giving him 17 for his career. He 
was a four time individual 
winner at PSAC's, triumphing in 
the 50, 100, and 200 free, and 
the 200 individual medley. He 
was also a part of the winning 
200 medley relay. 

A Clarion swimmer has won 
the men's "Swimmer of the 
Year" award for four straight 
years. The women have won the 
honor three of the last four years. 
These honors reflect Clarion's 
domination in the pool. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Tribe Hnally a possible contender 



by Kraig Koehch 
Sports Writer 



There's some magic in the 
words "Cleveland Indians" this 
year. It might just be the arrival 
of Jacobs Field, but some 
forecasters have picked the 
Indians to flnish first this year. 
Yes, you heard me right, at the 
top - s(Hnething they have only 
recently been able to achieve in 
the movie '"NfajcH- League." 

In a very busy off season, the 
Indians acquired Dennis 
Martinez to compliment Mark 
Clark and Charlie Nagy. They 
also picked up veteran Jack 
Morris and Chris Nabholz to 
give them a rotation that you 
could at least term pretty good. 
The bullpen is a big question 
marie, but if the starters perform, 
a bullpen by committee could 



even get the Tribe to the 
promised land. 

In acquiring Gold Glove 
shortstop Omar Vizquel to 
compliment All-Star second 
baseman Carlos Baerga, the 
middle infield of the Indians will 
be very strong. If third basemen 
Jim Thome comes of age and 
Paul Sorrento has another good 
year at Gist, this infield could be 
one of the better ones in the AL. 

As far as the catching goes, 
Indians fans have been waiting 
since the Joe Carter trade for 
Sandy Alinnar Jr. to perform at a 
much higher level, and it might 
just happen this year. Cleveland 
acquired veteran catcher Tony 
Pena to back up Alomar, and that 
could take a lot of [assure off of 
him and bring out the full 
potential of this gifted athlete. 

The Indians have a strong 



outfield as well with power hitter 
Albert "Don't call me Joey" 
Belle, and speedy Gold Glover 
center fielder Kenny Lofton 
leading the way. Rookie Manny 
Ramirez is starting in right this 
year and the Indians are looking 
for him to add some power to 
their lineup. As an added bonus, 
the Tribe can spell the rookie 
Ramirez with the more than 
capable Wayne Kirby, a luxury 
many teams do not have. 
Having a good fourth outfielder 
can greatly sU'engthen a team. 

Taking all of these facts into 
consideration you may still say 
that these are the Cleveland 
Indians, a team who would draw 
90,000 fans for a home q^ener at 
Municipal stadium, and the next 
day draw 9,000. However this 
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Room to Move from Pittsburgh 
Ruffneck and D.J. Smitty from 

Harrisburg 
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amount of tickets this year and 
tickets (or the fu-st few weeks of 
games are sold out. It appears as 
if the Tribe could draw a record 
crowd of 3,000,000 this year. 
Not bad for one of those so 
called small market teams. 

The people of Cleveland and 
the surrounding area should 
pride themselves on the 
commitment that they are 
making to the Indians by buying 
so many tickets. The Indians, 
once a financially strai^d team 
could really improve their 
organization by having a 
successful year in a new 
stadium. 

Teams such as the Pirates may 
now want to take a look at what 
a new stadium could mean to 
them. Last Friday, Merv Griffin 
Inc. contacted dty of Pittsburgh 



officials and told them that they 
would pay for a new stadium in 
full, if the city would release 
rights to riverboat gambling 
exclusively to them. Don't jump 
to any conclusions though, 
because until Governor Bob 
Casey is out of office, riverboat 
gambling will not be approved. 
It is a very interesting proposal 
though. Remember last year 
when former Mayor Sophie 
Masloff proposed the building of 
a new ball park to stimulate fan 
interest, and everycme laughed at 
her. Well, no one is laughing 
any more, and with the support 
of council and mayor Tom 
Murphy, Pittsburgh may get the 
only thing Cleveland ever had 
that is better than what they 
have - a new, beautiful hall 
ptA. 



IVack teams look good 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Ron Wiser's track teams 
recently hosted the Clarion All- 
Comers Invitational. The 
Golden Eagles fared very well as 
the host team. 

In the 100, Ric Giles took fu^t 
place for the men with 11.3 8. 
The men also won the other 
sprint as Thom Swenson, Giles, 
and Kevin Harper swq)t the 200. 
In the 800, Chad Briggs 
finished second for Clarion in 
2:10.14. Rick Rectenwald was 
right behind him for third with a 
time of 2:11.19. Megan 
Stecklair finished second for the 
wOTiien, clocking in at 2:39.0 

In the 1500, Jen Dansburger 
finished third, and Lisa Benlock 
fourth for the women. Russ 
Breindel was fourth and Tiko 
Angelicchio sixth for the men. 

In the 3,000, it was Dansburger 
and Benlock again with a third 
and fourth respectively. Scott 



Refiner and Briggs fmished third 
and fourth as well. Refiner also 
won the 3,000 steeplechase. 

The men won the 4x400 and 
finished second in the 4x100. 
The women took second in the 
4x100. 

In the field, £)ana Harrington 
took third in the javelin and 
Mike Rosensteel was second in 
the shot. Joy Brown and April 
Th(xnpson took fiurst and fifth in 
the shot respectively. Rosensteel 
won the discus and Thompson 
and Brown finished fourth and 
fifth respectively. Tom Rubrecht 
finished fourth in the long jump 
and Lisa Egan took third in that 
event. Egan finished second in 
the triple jump, and Scott 
Shelander won the triple, while 
Rebrecht finished third. In the 
pole vault, Matt Fitch placed 
third. 

The teams will be at the 
Baldwin Wallace Inv. on April 
23. 



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Clarion Little League and Senior 
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Umpires are paid. If you have umpiring 
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Rooms and Rent 



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Personals 



Dear "Beerows:" Looking forward to a 
great weekend with you. Don't forget 
your baseball equipment! Love, G. 

Kristin and Kellie: Thanks for the great 
job you did with Greek Week and Greek 
Sing. We love you! Your sisters of AZT. 

Rhonda, Thanks for a great job with 
Greek Sing. You're the best!!! Love ya, 
your sisters of Delta Zeta. 

Becky, Have a blast on your 21st! Happy 
B-day. Love your sisters d Delta Zeta. 

LeeAnn, Happy 21st birthday! Hope it 
was great. Love, your sisters of Delta 
Zeu. 

Colleen, Happy 21st birthday! Hope it 
was great. Love, your sisters of Delta 
Zeta. 



Colleen and Tina, Super job with Greek 
Week. Thanks so much! Love, your 
sisters (tf Delu Zeta. 

Kristin, H<^ your day was super! Happy 
B-day! Love, your sisters of Delta Zeta. 

Thanks for the help with the help with 
the dance. We could not have done it 
without you. Love, the sisters of Delta 
Zeu. 

Coifralul^ons to the Theta class. Here's 
to many years of br(Mh^hood. Sigma Tau 
Ganuna. 



Krajniak, Happy 20th birthday. Only 365 
days till the "big one. " We love ya! Amy 
and Caroline. 

Happy birthday to our April Theta FTii's: 
Joy Mahinski, Kristen Geyer, Brooke 
Rubritz, Stacy Patterson and associate 
members Kelly Thompson and Laura 
Guido. 

Tracy Orr, Congrats on your R.A. 
position and becoming the new Qarion 
Golden Eagle. Nobody does it better! 
Love, your Theta Phi sisters. 

To the brothers of Phi Sigma, Thanks for 
being gentle with us. We had a great time 
at our mixer. Let's get together again 
soon! love, the sisters of Theta Phi 
Alpha. 

Congratulations to the 1994-95 Theat Phi 
Alpha executive board. President-Ann 
Miller; Vice-President-Jenn Wilson; 
Treasurer-Meagan Casey; Recording 
Secretary-Mellony Marsh; Pledge 
Educator-Joy Mahinske; Rush-Janine 
Kucinski; Panhel-Robin Cepikoff; 
Chaplin-Tracy Orr. Good luck! 

A big thank you to Angle Small and 
Megan Kelly for all their dedication 
during Greek Week! We love you girls! 
Theta Phi MfhA. 

Theta Phi Alpha would like to wish all 
sororities and fraternities good luck 
during Geek Week. 

Good luck to our new exec board for 94- 
95. President Mariek; Vice-president 
Carolyn B.; Sec. Shelly L.; Tres. Julia D.; 
membership Tonya R; ChapUn Shannon 
J.; Editor Angela P. Love, your sisters <rf 
AlA. 

Thanks to Jen Michaels for playing for us 
in Greek Sing! We couldn't have done it 
without you! Love, the sisters of AlA- 

Congratulations to Kristen on making 
majorette. Love, your sisters of A51A. 

Congratulations to all Greek Week 
winners! Love, the sisters of A51A. 

Congratulations to Bill and JuUa cm their 
wedding. It was a beautiful event! Love, 
your sisters of AEA. 

Happy birthday to all of our April babies. 
Especially Kim and Rhonda. Love, your 
sisters of AXA. 

Congratulations to Kristen for being 
lavaliered! Jeff is one heck of a lucky 
guy! Love, your sisters of AXA. 

To the brothers of Phi Delta Theta: 
Thanks to all of you for matching us all 
up with perfect "screws." Well mix with 
you anytime! Love, the sisters <rf A^A. 

Hey Theta Phi Alpha, sorry this is so 
late, but even the "post dffice" is late in 
delivering at times. Let's do it again. 
Love, Phi Sigma Kaf^Nu 

To our future sisters: Thanks for a 
wonderful Sisterhood Night. We had a 
great time! Love, the sisters of AXT. 

The sisters of ACT wish to thank YTT. 
for their generous donation for Amy 
Turk's recovery. 



Death row prisoner, Caucasian male, age 
46, desires correspondence with either 
male or female college students. Wants to 
form a friendly relationsliip and more or 
less exchange past and present 
experiences and ideas. Will answer all 
letters and exchange photas. Prison rules 
require a complete name and return 
address on the outside of the envelope. 
Jim Jeffers, Arizona Stale Prison. Box B- 
38604, Florence, AZ. 85232 

Congratulations to Holly Bhson on being 
pinned! Love, your Phi Sig sisters. 

Congratulations to Amy Stewart on your 
pre-engagement! Love, your Phi Sig 
sisters. 

Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Susan Hoffman, Andrea Straw, Desiree 
Wassan and Jeanna Hodges on their great 
job at Greek Sing. 

Congratulations to Holly and Laurie. 
Good luck in Graduate School! Love, 
your Phi Sig sisters. 

Congratulations to our new executive 
board: President- Amy Donahue; Vice- 
President-Beth Eaton; New members 
educator-Dee Maretti; New membership 
recruitment- Andrea Straw; 

corresponding secretary-Susan Hoffman; 
recording secretary-Katherine Herring; 
member-at-large-Kristen Warner; 
Treasurer- Jen Koren and Panhellenic 
delegate-Jeanna Hodges. Love, the 
sisters of Phi Sigma Sigma. 

To the brothers of Phi Delta Theta, 
thanks for the great mixer! Love, Phi 
Sigma Sigma. 

Congratulations to all Greek 
organizations that participated in Greek 
Week! Sisters of Tri Sigma. 

Happy Birthday to Misty Silvis. Just 
think 365 more days till "the big one."! 
Your Sigma sisters. 

Tri-Sigma would Uke to commend Gina 
Snyder on such a good job with Greek 
Sing. Love, your Sigma sisters. 

Happy belated birthday to our 
"Panamanian Freak." We heard it was a 
good one! Love, your Sigma sisters. 

Alpha Phi Omega congratulate Tammy 
Ludwig on her 100th service hour. 

The brothers of Theta Xi would like to 
extend a belated congratulations on new 
Unicom court; Gina D., Tonys S., Diana 
V. and Deb Z. 

The brothers of Theta Xi would like to 
congratulate everyone in Greek Week, 
next year look out for the Corba II. 

To Phi Sigma Sigma sisters, Happy 
belated Easter. We laughed, we cried, we 
painted eggs. Beware the Uzard. Thanx, 
Phi Delta Theta. 

To the sisters of AXA, 6 ft of meat never 
tasted so sweet- Thanks for the screws- 
Phi Delta Theta. 

Amy S.: Have a great 21st birthday! 
Love, your sisters of AITT. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 14, 1994 



Baseball team splits with Cal, swept by Mercyhurst 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



On Saturday, the Golden 
Eagle baseball team traveled to 
California to take on the Vulcans 
in a double header. 

In the Hrst contest, the Eagles 
lacked offensive spark and 
dropped the game 3-1. As a 
team, the Eagle bats were 4-for- 
22, and seven Clarion batters 
went down on strikes. Ken 



Stupka went l-for-3 for the 
Eagles, as did Scott Weir. Weir 
scored the lone run for Clarion. 
Marc Gronmies went l-for-3 and 
had the solo RBI. 

In the next game. Clarion came 
to life and rolled up nine runs 
while al'owing only one. Chad 
McCombs went 4-for-4 with two 
doubles, two Rfil and two runs 
scored. Matt Obenrader was 2- 
for-3 with one RBI, John 
Quahliero was l-for-4 with an 



RBI and two runs scored. Weir 
was 2-for-3 with two RBI and 
one run, and Phil I^gher went 1- 
for-2 with two RBI and one run. 
Marc Keller also scored a run for 
the Eagles. 

Jason Knight went all seven 
innings for the team, striking out 
five, and giving up only three 
hits. 

Considering that Cal has been 
ranked as high as 22 in recent 
polls, the split was a success for 



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Clarion. 

On Monday, Clarion traveled 
to Mercyhurst for two more 
tough games. 

In the first game, Clarion lost 
6-5 as Mercyhurst scored the 
winning run in the last inning. 
McCombs had one RBI and 
scored one run for the Eagles. 
Keller crossed the plate once, 
Biertempfel was 2-for-3 at the 
plate with an RBI, and Kurt 
Pannier went l-for-3 with an 
RBI. 

In the nightcap. Clarion again 
couldn't manage to overcome 
Mercyhurst and dropped a 7-2 
(tecision. 

Freshman BUI Bates scored a 
run and drove one in, Bier went 
2-for-4 at the plate with a double 
and an RBI, and another 



freshman, Chris Lombardo was 
1- for-3 with one run scored. 

As of April 3: Clarion's Dave 
Skovera, before getting injured 
earlier this year was third in the 
conference in batting average. 
Keller was ranked eighth. 
Skovera was also fourth in stolen 
bases. Wier is second in triples, 
and Knight was second in the 
conference in saves. 

The Golden Eagle's 
Wednesday game against Lock 
Haven was cancelled due to rain. 
The game was rescheduled for 
today. After that. Clarion will be 
at Indiana on Saturday for a 
double header, then at Edinboro 
on Tuesday for another double 
header. They will not be at 
home again until Thursday, 
April 12, against Mercyhrst. 



Sports Trivia Question 

The NBA playoffs will soon be upon us and Chicago Bulls fans 
will be looking for four in a row. Four in a row would be very 
impressive, but can you name the astonishing number of 
championship Ihe lloilon Celtics won between 1956 and 

Last week's answer: Wayne Gretzky scored 215 points in the 
1985-86 season. 



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IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 




1-900-Trash Talk: $2 per minute 




larion 




Volume 74, Issue 15 



The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



April 21, 1994 



In 
This 
Issue 



News 



Pl^s entered in burglaries j 
Twofoimer CUPstudaits 
enter plea bargains..»..»..pg. 5 j 



Lifestyles 

Red Ryder 

Preview of CUP's latest 
pffoduction pg. 13. 



Sports 



Hall of Fame 

Several Clarion spats figures 
hoBcwed pg. 22 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook 

by Doug Sbeldonl 

ftirtly ctoudy, 

high-56. 

Chance of rain, 

high-50. 

PfflHy cloudy, 

Wgh-55. 

Sunny, 

high-56. 

Mostly d^r, 

Wgh-52. 

CStaoceofiain, 

high-65. 

Ovarcast,Fain, 

high-55. 

Index 



CcHnn^ntary 

News 

Student Senate Laycwt 

Lifestyle 

TVCtaide 

Call-On- You 

Entstaimnoit 

Sports... 

Classifieds 



M.2 

pg.lO 
pg.13 

re. 19 

pg.20 

re. 22 

Pg.27 



General education 
reform passed by 
Faculty Senate 



by Kade Zaikoski 
News Editor 



The general education 
requirements for all incoming 
students are set to undergo major 
changes following Faculty 
Senate's adoption of new 
standards. 

The gen-ed requirements, 
usually the left side of a 
student's checksheet, will be 
changed for all students who 
enroll after fall 1995. 

According to the general 
education proposal, "Faculty 
Senate will authorize the 
initiation of new requirements of 
general education for students 
entering the university in the fall 
of 1995." 

In other words, all students 
currently enrolled must still 
fulfill the current requirements 
of the checksheets and are not 
bound to the new gen-ed 
requirements. 

However, students enrolled 
before the fall of 1995 have the 
option of taking the classes that 
are listed on the new checksheet. 
According to the Clarion 
University Undergraduate 
Catalog for 1993-1994 "If 
students change majors they are 
responsible for the requirements 
of the major as published in the 
catalog during the year in which 
they changed the major. 

"With the permission of the 
api»-opriate department chair and 
dean, students may choose to 
meet curricular requirements as 
published in a catalog 
subsequent to the time at which 
they entered the university or 
declared a major." 

Dr. Brian Dunn, Chair of 
Committee on Course and 
Program Studies (CCPS) said, 
"A year frcm now, some courses 
will be designated with a general 
education flag. Students may 



begin in the fall of 1995 to 
choose from these flagged 
courses. 

"This implementation will 
include some restructuring of 
courses," he explained. 

"Some classes aheady meet all 
the requirements of a general 
educati(Hi," Dunn said. 

"This includes the 
categorization for first time 
college students, meaning 
students that attend (classes) in 
the summer of 1995. 

According to Provost and 
Academic Vice President Dr. 
John F. Kuhn, "The proposal is 
not an easy document. It's hard 
to get some sense of unity 
through it all. General education 
is no longer considered pre- 
training to get out of the way, it's 
very important." 

There are four general areas, 
according to Kuhn, that needed 
to be addressed about general 
education during the revision 
and review process. 

"The importance of gbneral 
education and liberal education 
is being underscored by a new 
up-to-date program. 

"Many of today's jobs won't 
exist in 10 years, but the 
education of a person will 
always persist. A general 
education should make the 
person more employable 
throughout their lifetime," 
explained Kuhn. 

"Second," continued Kuhn, 
"the new in-oposal no longer puts 
all of a student's general 
education in the first two years at 
Clarion." 

"The proposal tries to include 
gen-ed throughout the entire 
time at the university. This is a 
very contemporary attitude right 
now, " explained Kuhn 

Some studies urge, or 
encourage, a core or more 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Genny Gravelle, 11, of Clarion, was one of the 
participants in last Thursday's rally in front of the 
Clarion County courthouse. SAFE and the Rape Crisis 
Center sponsored the event to raise public awareness 
about sexual assault and domestic violence. 



narrowly defined program. 
Clarion University, however, has 
taken the opposite viewpoint. 

Claricm has based the new gen- 
ed ix^ogram wi choice, whereby a 
student can be influenced by 
advisors, career interests and 
specific courses in their majors. 

"Having skills and knowledge 
is only part of a person's 
education. 

"Being able to apply them in 
one's life is the mark of a 



successful person," Kuhn said. 

The essential skills, areas of 
knowledge or values should not 
be considered in isolation of the 
rest of society. 

Students are expected to see 
how these essential skills will 
apply to their own living. 

Kuhn explained that the 
general principle of gen-ed must 
consider the students' skills and 
knowledge in their application as 
well as a theoretical context. 



Celebrating more than 70 years as a student newspaper 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 21, 1994 



Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Rend a 

Business Manager 

Samantha White 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

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every Thursday during the scbcx>l 
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school calendar. Editors accept 
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but reserve the right to edit all 
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The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 1:00 p.m. on 
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Opinions expressed in the 
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the university or of the student 
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Display advertising copy is due 
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Volume 74, Issue 15 




Childhood of 
Tears 

My gramma has always been a 
happy little lady full of life. She 
wears a bright smile and has a 
positive attitude about 
everything. We have always 
been close, sharing many things. 
As my gramma and I recently 
spoke, tears filled her eyes and 
streamed down her cheeks. She 
had a difficult childhood filled 
with hardship and sorrow. I 
never realized how many painful 
mem(»ies she kept hidden undo* 

her guise of happiness. 

My gramrna is the daughter of 
Polish immigrants who came to 
America seeking new economic 
opportunities and a better life. 
She is the fifth child of seven 
and the oldest of two girls. She 
grew up in a small two bedroom 
home with an outhouse an no 
running water. They were very 
poor and each day was a struggle 
just to put food on the table. 

My gramma's father, Joe, was 
an abusive alcoholic who left her 
when she was in the second 
grade. Her mother, Anna, had to 
leave the children and take a job 
cleaning houses for only two 
dollars a day. As the oldest girl, 
Gramma was forced to take on 
responsibilities that robbed her 




Erica Famsworth 



of her precious youth and made 
her grow up too fast 

Gramma vividly remembers 
the day her father left. He was a 
fine musician and used to play 
the violin at wedding receptions 
and parties, often staying away 
for weeks at a time. He refused 
money the family desperately 
needed, opting for shots of 
whiskey and rum as his only 
payment. 

One rainy November day, after 
being gone for almost a week, 
her father returned home in a 
drunken rage. Gramma's mother 
was nursing her youngest son, 
Stanley, when Joe demanded 
something to eat. Anna 
explained that there was no food. 
Joe became violent. He grabbed 

(Cont. on pg. 4) 




Profit vs. Mission 



Students at CUP have many 
educational support devices and 
equipment. One of which is the 
"school car" groups may use for 
traveling to conferences, 
seminars and meetings. 

It's a nice big Ford station- 
wagon with most of the 
available options. It is available 
through the CSA office. 

The Clarion Call recently 
signed up to use the "school 
car" to travel to Hammwid, La. 
for a student media conference. 

The Call understands the car 
is not free, and agrees a fee of 
some sort should be assessed for 
its use. 

What we don't agree with is 
the current rate of 35 cents per 
mile. 

For instance, our trip to 
Hammond was 2,868 miles 
from and to Pittsburgh. Adding 
another 150 miles to cover the 
mileage from Clarion to 
Pittsburgh and back, the total is 
approximately 3,018 miles. 

Total bill for the "school car-" 
$1,056.30. 

Total airfare had the three 
people who travelled to 
Hammond flown from 
Cleveland- $627.00. 



But the Call chose neither of 
those two options. Instead, we 
rented a 1994 Chrysler LeBaron, 
with all optional equipment, total 
insurance package, extra-driver 
fees, unlimited mileage and 
return gas tank fill-up from 
Dollar Rent A Car in Pittsburgh 
for $390.79, including sales tax. 

Something seems a little out of 
line when students can rent 
equipment from non-university 
sources for nearly 60 percent less 
than the university fee. 

Of course students know they 
can park cheaper in town, buy 
most of their textbooks for less 
at an uptown store, live more 
comfortably and freely off- 
campus, eat more economically 
at downtown resturants than at 
the Gemmell snack bar, receive 
cable television in off-campus 
housing and, well, you get the 
idea. 

If a good portion of the support 
services can be found cheaper, 
and yet of the same or better 
quality, off-campus, couldn't one 
fairly ask if a degree might be 
found and earned at a lower cost 
somewhere off CUP campus? 

Has profit come before 
mission? -RLS 



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Christy. Michael Fay vs. 
Sing^X)re. Kurt Cobain vs. 12- 
Gauge. 

These are the the headhnes that 
have been garnering the attention 
of the national "news" media for 
the last few weeks. These are 
the stories that the so-called 
national press has selected as 
being the most newsworthy and 
important events to divulge to 
the ill-informed masses. 

Meanwhile, the press has still 
to provide a comprehensive, 
readable and clear discourse on 
the many health care plans 
placed before the congress. The 
I»%ss has instead chosen to play 
the entire debate as a horse race: 
Clinton vs. Congress, 
congressional factions vs. each 
other, the insurance companies 
vs. the AMA. As a result of this 
short-sighted vision, the public 
now gets most of its information 
on health care reform from 
advertisements placed by the 
insurance lobby. 



This is hardly the coverage that 
is needed for what proves to be 
one of the great congressional 
debates, with pressure being 
applied form all sides, and what 
may prove to be the make or 
break issue of the Clinton 
presidency. 

According to Columbia 
Journalism Review, a magazine 
that assesses the perf(xmance of 
journalism, the press is quick to 
accept what any yahoo says 
about any new health care plan 
without first investigating the 
plan thoroughly. 

A case in point: When Rep. 
Jim Cooper (D-Tenn.) 
announced a new plan that he 
said was right in the middle of 
all other health care reforms, the 
press took his word for it. 
Immediately, all media outlets 
dubbed the plan a new power in 
the health care debacle, citing as 
evidence most of the claims from 
Cooper's press releases. 

The press, it seems is in some 
need of healing on t^alth care. 



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Page 3 



Reader Responses 



A Student 
Senator's view 



To the Editor: 

In terms of this complaint that 
students are against the proposed 
increase in the student activity 
fee. Was it instigated by the 
students or by The Clarion CalH 
There are numerous quotes, and 
references to this survey, but are 
100 students an accurate 
indicator of the student body? I 
don't think so. 

We hear comments regarding 
the payment of double tuition by 
out of state students, and that we 
don't get our money's worth 
now. Great. Do you go to any 
sporting event, movie, or 
cOTcert? Have you ever listened 
to the AM radio station, read 
The Clarion Call, picked up a 
yearbook, listened to the Battle 
of the Bands, attended the Earth 
Day Jam, or gcme through formal 
rush? 

Currently there are 72 funded 
student organizations who last 
year received $740,000. There 
are eight newly recognized and 
approved organizations on this 
campus this semester. Five of 
them will be asking for money 
next year and there are four more 
waiting for approval. 

No matter what anyone says, 
this increase is an unfortunate, 
possibly unwanted, but 
necessary evil. If we wish to 
maintain the levels that we 
already have achieved, then we 
need to increase the amount of 
money for the activity fee. Not 
one person attended the Senate 
meeting to inform us of their 
unhappiness with the increase or 
to protest it.. .not even Rodney 
Sherman, or the author of the 
article about the increase. 

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dorms are slums, facilities are 
lacking in every major 
department, yet no one 
complains. Student Senate gets a 
discount on merchandise from 
the bookstore and you would 
have thought someone backed 
over Grandma in the driveway. It 
is our one perk. If the students 
don't like it, I will stop using it. 
But I will say that I feel I 
deserve it The number of hours 
which I put in at the Senate 
office far exceed the required 



students here regardless of where 
our affiliations lie. We on Senate 
do our best to represent all of 
these diverse students. In my 
mind, too many students don't 
care. There is no such thing as 
activism or radicalism on this 
campus. Why don't you question 
the powers that be? Why do you 
accept things at face value? Why 
don't you question the authority 
of the people in charge of this 
university? Even the people who 
often make statements never 



"There is no such thing 
as activism or radicalism 



on this campus " 



two hours per week. And there 
are other very dedicated 
senators. On average I can put in 
between eight to twenty-five 
hours or more each week- 
without pay. We distribute 
money for organizations, ensure 
that students are represented on 
committees as diverse and' 
important as the committee on 
sexual harassment, to the 
presidential advisory board. We 
see to it that organizations are 
properly prepared to be 
recognized, and meet the 
requirements of the university. 
We ensure that the Gemmell 
Center is efficiently run, and 
provide ideas for its 
development. In short, we 
attempt to do things in the best 
interest of the student body. 

This is an exceptionally 
difficult thing to do when our 
student body is so terribly 
factionalized. We have non- 
Greeks and Greeks, returning 
adults, minority students. 
Christian organizations, 
commuters, etc. But we are all 
members of CSA. We are all 



speak to anyone in charge 
regarding them. 

You don't like your tuition 
increases. Try actually 
participating in the letter 

campaigns sponsored by the 
Student Senate, call President 
Reinhard, take out a full page ad 
in a newspaper. Don't just sit 
there and complain. Actually do 
something. 

Finally, in response to the 
editorial regarding *To Be Your 
Voic^?" in the March 24 issue of 
the Call. In the two terms I have 
served on Student Senate, I have 
done my best to act for the 
student body. I have questioned 
members of the faculty, 
administration. Board of 
Trustees, and state legislation 
regarding university policy. I 
have spoken with groups of 
students and attempted to answer 
any and all of their questions to 
the best of my knowledge. I have 
attempted to convey their 
opinions and beliefs back to the 
Senate and the administration. 

I was elected to represent the 
students, and that is what I 




attempt to do. I am not 
attempting to ram ideas down 
any student's throat. Nor am I 
attempting to influence any 
individual's beliefs. I do not, 
however, expect to have it 
implied that I am an 
imperialistic, self serving, egotist 
who doesn't care about the 
responsibilities of my office, and 
only did this because it would 
look good on my resume and to 
get a discount in the Bookstore. I 
am not the only person on the 
Senate who is attempting to do 
things for the betterment of the 
student body and the 
improvement of university life, 
but it seems to me that we still 
get no respect We have taken on 
some tremendous 

responsibilities. 

To oversee the student 
organizations and their 
budgeting, to appoint students to 
committees, to establish a Board 
of Directors for the University 
Book Center, all of these things 

are not what I would consider an 



average part of college life. I do 
not consider spending a semester 
and a summer writing a new 
Constitution for the CSA normal. 
But I do think that it shows that 
we do care about the student 
body and we will act with their 
best interests at heart 

We try on the Senate to act in a 
professional manner and in ways 
which will benefit everyone. 
Unfortunately, it must also be 
taken into consideration that we 
are students. It is not necessarily 
correct or fair that we arc 
responsible for doing this, but 
we are. 

I am here to represent the 
student body. I will not place any 
faith in a poll of students which 
could be purely hearsay, but I 
will take what is written and 
signed by concerned individuals 
under advisement. 



Jim Junger 



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his wife by the bun she wore 
neatly in her hair and threw her 
across the room, with the baby 
still in her arms. He threw her 
with such force that the entire 
bun was ripped from her head 
and remained clutched in his 
powerful fingers. 

Gramma got up from the 
corner, where she crouched in 
fear, and ran to the door. She 
raced across the lawn with the 
cold rain beating against her 
face. She had to gel her two 
oldest brothers, Jonny and Joe, to 
save her mother from the wrath 
of her drunken father. 

The two young boys returned 
home to find their mother crying 
softly on the kitchen floor. Jonny 
grabbed his father by the arm 
and told him to get out. Without 
a word, their father turned and 
left the house. Gramma watched 
in tears as her father stepped off 
the porch, never to return. 

Life without a father was 
difficult. Jonny, at age sixteen, 
had to quit school and find a job 
to provide for his family. Anna 
was forced to lake a job at a 
glass plant, with long hours and 
grueling labor. For Gramma, 
being a kid was no longer 
carefree and fun. Now her free 
lime was spent watching her 
younger siblings, cooking 
dinner, cleaning the house and 
doing odd jobs for spare change. 
Every day after school, she had 
to climb the hill behind her 
house and pick black berries. 
She had to wash the berries and 
put them in little quart baskets. 
Then she loaded up a wagon and 
went door to door, selling them 
for ten cents a quart. It was hard 
and painful work for Gramma. 
Occasionally on hot days, when 
the picking was done. Gramma 
would sneak a swim in a nearby 
pond. She clearly remembers 
how the water burned her freshly 
scratched skin. 

Most of Gramma's childhood 
was spent working to earn 
money, but there were a few 
(x:casions when she was allowed 
lo be a kid and have fun. The 
family couldn't afford elaborate 
toys and games so they kept 
things simple and m^e do with 
what they had. Gramma and her 
sister used to cut pictures out of 
expired Sears catalogs and make 
dolls and dresses. The sisters 
spent hours playing paper dolls 
and store keeper under ihe apple 
tree in the back yard. 

Another bright spot in 
Gramma's life was graduating 
Iroin high sch(X)l and having the 



opportunity to attend a 
commercial community college. 
She worked as a nanny for a 
wealthy couple to pay her own 
tuition. Sadly, though, a short 
time after she enrolled, WWII 
broke out and all four of her 
older brothers were drafted into 
the armed forces. Gramma was 
forced to leave school and help 
her mother at home. Gramma's 
mother couldn't read or write 
English so Gramma was 
responsible for paying the bills 
and taking care of the 
correspondence with the boys 
overseas. It was always a relief 
to receive a letter from one of 
her brothers and hear that ihey 
were all right. 

On June 5, 1945, instead of a 
letter, a war alarm was delivered 
to their home. Anna hysterically 
handed the envelope lo my 
gramma screaming, "Hanna, my 
Joey's dead!" Gramma tried to 
reassure her, saying, "You don't 
know thai, he may just be 
wounded." But deep down she 
knew her mother was right. With 
a lump in her throat, she read 
these words: 

Sgt. Joe Orinko was 
killed in action on the Luzon 
Islands. 

He was a tailgunner on a huge 
aircraft and after 35 successful 
missions he would have been 
discharged and allowed to come 
home. Joe Orinko died on his 
33rd mission. 

The family fell lo pieces after 
Joe's death. He was buried 
overseas because the family 
couldn't afford to have his body 
flown home. Anna was an 
emotional wreck and would not 
settle until bet son was brought 
home to rest. She saved every 
spare cent, and after two years, 
had enough money for his 
passage home. He was given an 
official military funeral and 
buried in a nearby cemetery. 
Finally Anna could rest. 

Just as the family was picking 
up the pieces of their shattered 
lives, tragedy struck again. 

It was Thanksgiving, and all of 
the surviving boys were coming 
home. This was the first holiday 
since the war that the family 
would be together to celebrate. 
But this Thanksgiving there 
wasn't much to be thankful fw. 

Stanley, the youngest son, and 
his best friend were hitch-hiking 
home thai Thursday morning. 
They were about a half an hour 
away from home when they were 
picked up by a drunk driver. 
Only a quarter of a mile down 



the road, their car skidded off the 
highway and smashed into a tfee. 
Stanley and his friend were 
killed instantly. The driver of the 
car walked away from the scene 
of the accident. 

Stanley's body was mutilated. 
Not a single bone in his body 
was larger than an egg. Using 
Stanley's military picture, it lot)k 
the mortician 33 hours to 
reassemble his body. 

The families of the two 
deceased boys decided that it 
would be best to have the funeral 
services held together. The entire 
town came together and 
showered the mourning families 
with flowers and plates of food. 
When the service was over, 
Stanley was placed in the ground 
to rest beside his brother Joe. 

The family struggled to stay on 
their feet after the loss of their 
beloved Stan. The suffering 
seemed endless, and Gramma 
wondered how much more her 
mother could endure. With a 
deep faith in God, the family 
stuck together and drew strength 
from each other. Together they 
could get through anything. 

With so many tragedies in her 
childhood, I asked Gramma if 
she would like to change 
anything about her life. With a 
sigh and a small smile, she said 
she wouldn't change a thing 
because those tragedies 
happened for a reason and she 
feels she is a stronger person 
because of them. She also 
believes that every event in her 
life, big and small, has shaped 
her and made her into the person 
she is today - the person I know 
and love. 

Erica Farnsworth is a 
freshman Speech Pathology 
major 



According to state agency 

Illnesses caused by food 
served at conference 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
Managing Editor 

A number of the people who 
fell ill following the March 25- 
26 Women's Conference held at 
Clarion University were the 
victims of a food-borne illness of 
unknown causes. 

That, according to Marc 
Dorman, district epidemiologist 
for the state health department. 
"It was a food-borne outbreak," 
said Dorman, "but we can't 
identify any one specific 
organism." 

Dorman said such occurrences 
are "common" and added there is 
"no ongoing problem" at the 
university's food service center. 

Dorman said he could not 
positively say if the problems 
were caused by the food spoiling 
after preparation of if the 
ingredients of the meal may have 
been contaminated prior to use. 

The food was prepared at the 
university's Chandler Dining 
Hall by CUP's food contractor, 
DAKA. 

The menu at the conference 
included stuffed chicken, quiche, 
mixed vegetables, wild rice, 
strawberry shortcake, carrot 
cake, brownies and a salad with 
dressing. 

Earl Zerfoss, manager of 
Chandler dining hall, said he has 
not been contacted by anyone in 
regard to the issue of possible 
food problems. 

"I only know what the 
newspaper (The Derrick) printed 
this morning (April 20)," said 



Zerfoss. 

"No one has been in to talk to 
us," added Zerfoss. 

No food samples have been 
taken at the facility either, said 
Zerfoss. 

Dorman, citing confidentiality, 
said he could not give an exact 
number of people infected. 
Dorman said a full report of his 
investigation is being forwarded 
to the university. 

According to university 
spokesman Ron Wilshire, CUP 
has received "nothing from the 
department of health yet." 

"Once we receive a report we 
will take appropriate action," 
said Wilshire. 

People allegedly stricken by 
the food suffered nausea, 
diarrhea and vomiting. 

One conference participant 
was hospitalized for three days 
in the Clarion Hospital for severe 
illness and possible dehydration. 
Other participants in the 
conference from Slippery Rock 
and Indiana Universities also 
reported being ill following the 
conference, however an exact 
number of people affected is not 
available. 

Betty McKisson, university 
nurse practitioner, said some of 
the students who may have been 
affected at the conference went 
home for the Easter holiday and 
may not have reported it. 

McKisson said she could not 
estimate how many people were 
affected by the food because 
some people may have had the 
flu. 




The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 21, 1994 






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Clarion athlete faces two charges 



by Rodney L Sherman 
Managing Editor 

A Clarion University student 
and member of the men's 
basketball team faces charges in 
connection with a fight at a 
January party, the investigation 
of which led to charges in the 
defacing of a handgun's serial 
number. 

Christopher T. Boone, 22, of 
Grand Ave., is charged with 
altering or obliterating the marks 
of identification on a handgun, a 
first degree misdemeanor, and 
simple assault, a second degree 
misdemeanor. 

According to a report filed at 
District Justice Tony Lapinto's 
office by Clarion Borough Police 



Officer William H. Peck IV, he 
and fellow officer Kenneth 
Means were called to 120 
Greenville Ave. at approximately 
1:00 a.m. on Jan. 23 to 
investigate a "large fight with 
shots fired." 

Filed reports claim Means and 
Peck were en route to the scene 
through parking lot B when they 
observed two males running 
toward the police car. 

One of the males told police he 
had been shot at. The men told 
police they were in Clarion 
visiting a friend and went to a 
party with a female CUP student. 

One of the men claimed Boone 
came to the party and "observed 
his ex-girlfriend with another 
guy." The witness alleged Boone 



punched the male accompanying 
his ex-girlfriend in the face and 
then "pulled a gun and fired it 
twice in the air." 

Police reports claim Boone 
told one of the men he "was a 
basketball player and he had set 
out the season due to an injury." 

The Clarion University Golden 
Eagles assistant coach Mike 
Wurm confirmed Boone is a 
member of team, adding Boone 
did not play during the past 
seascHi due to injuries. 

Police went to the scene of the 
party and found two empty .38 
caliber casings near a car where 
the two witnesses claimed the 
shots had been fu-ed from. 

While searching for the 
casings, a male exited the 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 



The receiving room, formerly located In the warehouse on Wood Street just behind 
University Apartments, has been temporarily moved to Wilson Avenue. The warehouse is 
in need of repairs and should be finished late In the fall semester, according to Mrs Trish 
Karg, secretary of receiving. 

To reach the new receiving room, students must go through the gates at the rear of the 
McEntire Maintenance building on Wilson Avenue. There they will find two trailers one 
containing the Mall Room and, in the other, the receiving room. These two offices 
together handle shipping and receiving for the whole university and inner-campus mail 

If a student wishes to send a package or if he/she receives a notice that a parcel has 
come In, they should go to the receiving room. 



apartment where the party was 
being held. The police officers 
knew the male and asked if he 
knew anything about the fight or 
the shooting. 

The male answered, "No man, 
nothing happened here, but (I) 
heard a couple of shots a couple 
of blocks away and saw people 
running down the street." 

Police then contacted Boone's 
ex-girlfriend who said she had 
"broken it off with Boone. She 
said she had tried to remain 
friends with Boone but that "it 
had not worked out." She also 
told police she had once seen a 
handgun in Boone's possession. 

Police then went to Boone's 
Grand Ave. residence. Boone 
allegedly told police he "did 
push somebody, but he did not 
know who it was." Boone 
denied he had fired a gun at the 
party. 

Upon further police 
questioning, Boone admitted he 
had a pistol in his bedroom and 
agreed to show police the 
weapon. 

Police found the gun between 



the mattresses of the bed. The 
pistol had one round loaded in 
the chamber and held a magazine 
which contained five rounds. 
Another fully loaded magazine 
was laying next to the pistol. 

Police reports noted the 
ammunition found in and with 
the pistol was not of the same 
type found at the scene of the 
shooting. 

Lab tests performed in Erie 
revealed "the pistol recovered in 
Boone's bedroom was not the 
pistol that discharged the 
recovered casings found at the 
scene." 

Boone told police the weapon 
was not his and that it belonged 
to a friend. 

Boone was charged because the 
identification markings (serial 
numbers) had been "scratched" 
and partially removed. 

An investigation into who 
actually fired the shots is 
continuing. Boone, free on 
$10,000 bond, faces a 
preliminary hearing May 3. 

Boone could not be reached for 
comment. 



Plea bargains entered in 
borough burglary cases 



by Rodney L Sherman 
Managing Editor 

Plea bargains entered by two 
former Clarion University 
students in connecfion with a 
series of burglaries in Clarion 
Borough last year have been 
accepted by the Clarion County 
judge. 

Scott David Doyle, 19, of 
Harleysille, and Brian Richard 
Berkson, 19, of Malamoras, were 
charged along with Francis Blake 
Stoveken, 19, of Dingman's 
Ferry, with multiple charges 
related to the break-ins at High 
Gear Bike Shop, Dan Estadt's 
Sport Shop and Crooks Clothing 
in Sept. and Oct. 

Doyle has agreed to plead 
guilty to one second degree 
felony count of burglary in 
exchange for the state not 
persuing charges of criminal 
conspiracy to commit burglary, 
criminal conspiracy to commit 
criminal trespass, receiving 



stolen property and theft. 

Berkson agreed to pled guilty 
to three second degree felony 
counts of burglary in return for 
the Commonwealth dropping 
fours counts of criminal 
conspiracy to commit burglary, 
eight counts of criminal 
conspiracy to commit criminal 
trespass, four counts of burglary, 
six counts of criminal 
conspiracy to commit theft, one 
count of theft, one count of 
receiving stolen property, and 
two counts of criminal mischief. 

Stovenken was not present 
because his case is being handled 
by an attorney who is a partner in 
Judge Charles R. Alexander's law 
firm. 

Alexander accepted the pleas 
of Doyle and Berkson but will 
not sentence the men. 

Sentencing for all three 
defendants will probably take 
place in June before Senior Judge 
Paul Greiner. 



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The Clarioa Call: Thiu^ay, Aptn 21, 1994 . 



Five to receive awards 



Alumni Association honors past faculty members 



Courtesy of 
University Relations 



Five Clarion graduates with 
accomplishments ranging from 
cable and communication firms 
to Pittsburgh advertising will be 
honored by the Clarion 
University Alumni Association 
on Alumni Day, May 7. 

Dr. Glenn McElhattan is a 
1956 Clarion State Teacher's 
College graduate and a professor 
of chemistry at the Venango 
Campus, Oil City. "I am very 
humbled by this honor," says 
McElhattan. "I never even 
considered such an honor. I have 



been with the Venango Campus 
my entire career and I didn't 
think enough people knew about 
me. I just think of myself as a 
teacher." 

A Clarion County native, 
McElhatan has taught at the 
Venango Campus since 1968. He 
obtained his B.S. from Clarion, 
M.S. from Western Reserve 
University, and Ed.D. from the 
University of Pittsburgh. He 
taught at Rocky Grove High 
School and as an evening 
instructor for Penn State 
University prior to joining 
Venango. 

"I was planning on going into 



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All information is taken from court records at District Justice 
Tony Lapinto's office. 

The followii^ cases have been filed: 

Todd Anthony Lubic, 22, Etters/Greenville Ave. Charged with 
possession of drug paraphernalia, both unclassified misdemeanors, 
at 5:35 p.m. Feb. 20 at Fireman's Road in Clarion Borough. Police 
allegedly observed a vehicle operated by the defendant traveling in 
an erratic manner and executed a traffic stop. When police 
executed the sK^, they allegedly detected a strong odor of brunt 
marijuana from inside the vehicle. Defendant allegedly told police 
he had smoked marijuana one hour before attempting to drive. 
During a search of the vehicle, police found 1 .5 grams of 
marijuana and a smc^ng device. 

Derek Andrew Chester, 19, Campbell Hall. Charged with 
criminal mischief at 10:15 p.m. March 20 in Campbell Hall. 
Defendant allegedly had placed a "road closed" sign in his room. 

Dolly M, Haitzell, Knox, (non-student) Charged with issuing a 
$124 bad check Aug. 30 to the Clarion University Student 
Association. 

Helen Dally, Roscoe. (non-student) Charged with issuing a $103 
bad check to the Clarion University Student Association on Jan. 3. 

John L. Grenci, Butler, (non-student) Charged with issuing a $65 
bad check Nov. 18 to Clarion University Student Association. 

Ernest F. Groff Jr., 21, Lebanon/Greenville Ave. Charged with a 
violation of Clarion Borough's open beverage container ordinance 
at 11:27 p.m. March 26. 



The following cases have been resolved: 

William Paul Wilson, 52, Grand Avenue, Clarion, (non-student) 
Found not guilty of public drunkenness March 1 1 on CUP campus. 

Seth M. Harrigan, 19, Nair Hall. Pled guilty to underage 
consumption of alcohol, unauthorized use of carts or other 
containers and public drunkenness at 12:30 a.m. Feb. 4 on CUP 
campus. Fined $200 plus $75 costs. 



industry until Dr. Donald Peirce 
talked to me about the benefits 
of teaching and directed me that 
way," says McElhatten. "He told 
me it would be rewarding and it 
has been rewarding." 

McElhattan has worked to 
increase Venango Campus 
scholarship opportunities serving 
as chair of the Venango Campus 
Scholarship Conunittee for over 
eight years. During that time the 
number of scholarships offered 
by the campus has increased 
nearly 400 percent from eight to 
40. In 1993, an anonymous 
$10,000 contribution was made 
to the Clarion University 
Foundation to establish the Dr. 



made many good friends." 

Cole earned his M.S. and 
Ed.D. from Indiana University. 
He served as manager of the 
media division of the American 
Book Company in New York 
City from 1957-60, working with 
authors and editors of textbooks 
ranging from elementary through 
college. Cole cited the approval 
of a graduate program in 1968 
and the approval of a media 
specialist certification program 
as his most significant 
accomplishments at Clarion. 

In retirement. Cole is using his 
motorhome for a lot of 
u-a veiling. "We have been coast 
to coast," he says. "Things that 



''My 21 years at Clarion were 
some of the most exciting of my 

life." 

"Dr. James Cole 



Glenn R. McElhattan 
Scbolarship Endowment. 

Dr. James Cole was a professor 
of and dean of the College of 
Communication and Computer 
Information Science at Clarion 
University from 1967-88. Cole 
linked his business world 
experience with his academic 
background in developing the 
communication department 
during the 1960s. He watched 
the department grow from a 
handful of students to a college 
with an enrolhnent of over 500 
undergraduate and graduate 
students. 

"I consider this a capstone for 
my 21 year career at Clarion," 
says Cole. "In retrospect, my 21 
years at Clarion were some of 
the most exciting of my life. I 
am happy I was a part of the 
development of Clarion 
University, particularly the 
addition of computers. I had so 
much fun at Clarion and I 
worked with good people and 



we have seen in haste before, we 
now have as much time as we 
want to visit. We spend six 
months in Florida and visit our 
daughters in New Mexico. We 
are enjoying different cultures 
and having fun participating in 
them." 

Mel Mitchell was a professor 
of mathematics at Clarion from 
1965-91. "I am overwhelmed to 
be receiving this award," says 
Mitchell. "My wife and I had 
just returned from Myrtle Beach. 
The weather was terrible here 
when I got the call about the 
award and it warmed me 
immediately. It reminded me 
about what Clarion University is 
like." 

Mitchell was one of the 
developers of the mathematics 
curriculum for the school of 
business in 1966, was a 
recognized Commonwealth 
Distinguished Teacher, and was 
one of the originators of the 
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A Punxsutawney native and 
current resident of Brookville, 
Mitchell attended Teachers 
College, before entering the 
Korean War. He earned his B.S. 
and M.Ed, degrees from Indiana 
University of Pennsylvania, and 
pursued graduate studies at Ohio 
State University, Oberlin 
College, and Penn State 
University. Three courses 
developed by Mitchell are still 
taught at Clarion. He received 
the Clarion Distinguished 
Teaching Award in 1981. In 
1988, Mitchell and T.A. 
Carnahan created an endowed 
scholarship for secondary 
education mathematics majors at 
Clarion. 

"I am enjoying my retirement," 
he says. "It is a continuation of 
life, a very good life. Retirement 
has been wonderful for me." 

Mitchell remains active with 
Clarion University, serving on 
the financial committee of the 
Clarion University Foundation 
and a committee appointed by 
President Diane L. Reinhard to 
study emeriti status. 

Jack Fuellhart is a 1968 
Clarion State College graduate 
who has had a varied life and 
career style as a teacher, 
businessman, entrepreneur, and 
farmer. 'To say I am honored is 
an understatement," says 
Fuellhart. "As I think of the 
many graduates of Clarion 
University who have 
distinguished themselves so 
well, I am greatly honored as 
well as being humbled. It is an 
eminent honor to join the ranks 
of those who have been selected 
to this prestigious status with the 
university. The privilege of being 
singled out as a distinguished 
alumnus presents for me a 
challenge and obligation to see 
that Clarion continues to place 
emphasis on academic effort 
rather than academic 
achievement." 

A native of Tionesta, and a 
current resident of Crown, 
Fuellhart earned degrees in 
elementary education and 
business from Clarion. He taught 
in the Warren School District 
until 1969, when he purchased 
the Tionesta Cable Company, 
now the Allegheny Valley Cable 
Company. He organized a cable 
construction company to build 
cable, for his own and other 
cable companies. He owned and 
operated systems in Oklahoma 
and New York, founded Cable 
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Elections held in faclulty senate 

Senate is authority on education policy 



by Ron SantiUo 
News Writer 



New voices will be heard as 
the Clarion University Faculty 
Senate held elections on April 12 
at Carlson Library. 

Clarion faculty members 
elected into the group include; 
Julie Bartkowiak; Peter Dalby, 
Kate Eggleton, Gail Greda, 
Ralph Leary, Lois Linnan, 
Patrick McGreevy and Nancy 
Palma, who is the assistant 
librarian at Clarion's Venango 
Campus. 

"By serving on the Faculty 
Senate, I hope to be more 
involved with what's going on at 
the Clarion campus, said Palma, 
who was elected to a two-year 
term. I will be a representative of 
Venango who can bring to them 
all that's happening at Clarion 
and be an active voice on the 
Venango campus." 

Kate Eggleton, a biology 
professor at Clarion, is not a 
newoomer to the Fteuky Senate. 
After completing a fiiU-tenn on 
the board, Dr. Eggleton 
continued to work for the group 
as a sabbatical replacement for 
one year, and will now begin 
another full-term on the board. 

Dr. Ralph Leary, an English 
professor at Clarion, feels that 
the Faculty Senate is very 
important. 

"It's important for me to be 
involved in matters of 
government and Clarion 
University because Clarion is an 
important part of my life and I 
want to help to address the 
problems we may face," said 
Leary. 




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He also added that to learn 
more about the institution and to 
be more involved in the 
institution the governing process 
is very important. 

The Faculty Senate as a whole, 
serves as a representative body 
of administration, personnel, etc. 
Their primary authority includes 



education policy, goals of the 
university, admission standards, 
courses of study, academic and 
athletic calendars, requirements 
for educarion and degrees in 
specific fields. 

Faculty Senate deals with 
student affairs such as conduct 
and adjudicating what rules or 




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Dr. Colleen McAleer, Speech Pathology & Audiology, is 
the president of Faculty Senate. The senate deals with 
student and faculty affairs. 



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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of April 11 through 
April 17. 

An 18 year old student was observed in parking lot "J" carrying a 
duffle bag which contained two cases of beer. The student was cited 
for possession of alcohol on April 9. 

At approximately 2:00 a.m. on April 13 two individuals from 
Campbell Hall were observed stealing a sign near Genunell Complex. 
Both individuals were cited for criminal mischief. 

A vehicle parked in lot "B" was damaged by an unknown actor on 
April 13. The driver side window was smashed. This incident 
occurred between the hours of 10:00 pjn. on April 12 and 8:30 ajn. 
on April 13. 

At approximately 6:25 pjn. on April 13, a complaint was received 
by Public Safety claiming that between the hours of 3:00 and 4:00 
p.m., an unknown individual stole a "Eddie Bauer" jacket, dusty rose 
in color with brown corduroy cuffs and collar, men's size medium. 
This item was takoi from the main [diking area of the stadium lot. 
Value sq^roximately $159.00. 

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activities may or may not be 
followed. 

It also deals with faculty affairs 
as well as student affairs in how 
the conduct, rules, and proper 
ethics should be followed. 

The senate serves as an 
advisory role to the president in 
areas such as stimulating 
involvement in certain activities, 
and the creation and organization 



of activities the president needs 
to be briefed on and assisted 
with. 

All new members elected to 
Faculty Senate that had a chance 
to express their opinion on their 
election stressed the importance 
of being involved in university 
activities and the decisions made 
as to the future of it's governing 
process. 



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A REVISIONIST CHALLENGE TO THE 
U.S. HOLOCAUST MEMORL\L MUSEUM 
By Bradley R Smith 

This ad docs not claim "the Holocavist never happened." Those who say il docs want to 
muddy the issue, 'lliis is what the ad does claim: The U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum 
displays no convincing proof whatever of homicidal gassing chambers, and no proof tliat 
even one individuaJ was "gassed" in a German program of "genocide." 

The question, then, is not, "Did the Holocaust happen?" 'fhe question is: If there were no 
gas diambers, what was the Holocaust? 

This Museum promotes the charge that the Germans murdered the Jews of Europe in 
homicidal gassing chambers, it therefore has a moral obligation to demonstrate that tlie 
chtsgt is true. Tnose who contend it is more important to be sensitive than truthful about 
whemo' or not the gas chambers existed debase America's old civil virtures of free inquiry ajid 
open debate, and they betray the ideal of the university itself. For the benefit of whom? 

What are the facts? 

ment with her over the fact that she argues 
against "li^it of day," our understanding thai 
in a free society all ideas arc best illuminated 
in the lieht sheid by open debate 

The Museum is so con/idenl no one will 
challenge its gas-chamber ginicrackery thai il 
even claims to have found a new "death 
camp" gas cliamber. Proof? Tlie uncorrobor- 
atea fantasies of one man pandering to the 
victims of Holocaust-survivor-syndrome. The 
Museum's historian doesn't even know 
where the place was! h "may have been" 
near Giessen. "May have been?" Iliat's the 
best historical writing S200 million can buy? 
When I challenge such gas-chanil>er 
vaporings 1 underatand I'm going to be 
slandered as an antisemite by true believers 
representing the Holocaust Lobby. These 
quasi-relioous Holocaust zealots claim that 
because m the purity of tlieir own feelings 
about the Jewiui experience durine World 
War Two, mine must be soiled when [express 
doubt in what they preach as "truth." 

Yet not even Winston Churchill in his six- 
volume history of World War Two, or Dwight 
D. Eisenhower in his memoirs, made 
reference to homicidal gassing chambers. 
How do the Holocaust Lobby ancTits Museum 
explain that? 

Intellectuals who do not believe that 
ittfellecbial ptiedom is worth the while on this 
historical issue, should ask themselves why 
they believe it's worth the while on any 
historical issue. Then they .should explam 
their answer to the rest of us. 



The Museum's "proor for a gas chamber 
at Biikenau is a plastic model imagined by a 
Polish artiste. A plastic copy of a metal door 
is dirolayed as proof of a homicidal gas 
chamber at Maiaanek. And, incredibly, (he 
Museum has simply dropped the Aiiscnwiti 
gas chamber, the basement room visited 
yeariy by hundreds of thousands of tourists in 
Poland. 

There is no mention of the alleged gas 
chambers at Buchenwald or even at Dachau, 
when afier World War II American G.I.s and 
Gennan civilians were assured that more than 
200.000 victims were "gassed and burned." 
The ootkatitft eyewitness testimony, given 
under highly politicized and emotional 
ctrcumtraoei, it prima facie true, was refuted 
by the braeU Supreme Court when it 
acquitted John Demjanjuk of being "Ivan the 
Terrible." The Israeli Court found that cye- 
witaesMS who testified that Donjanjidc oper- 
ated "gas chambers" could not be believed! 

Deborah Lipstadt argues in her much- 
praised Denying the Holocaust, that 
rBvisionists ["deniers"] should not be debated 
because that can not be another side to the 
gaa chandMr itory. This is where revisionism 
di^Iaya its strength. Revisionist theory, 
resting only on lacts, can be disproved. 
Extetminationist theory, having fallen into 
the hands of cultists, must be "believed." 

M not in disagreement with Ms. Lipstadt 
and her clique on the gas chamber 
oontroversy because they may be Zionists or 
Jews. That^ disingenuous. Im in disagree- 



The Operation and Technique of the Museum 

The Museum's exhibit technique is a mixture of sinister suggestion and Jishuncsi omi.ssion 
Example: the fust display confronting visitors beginiung the Museum tour is a wall-sized 
photograph of American soldiers looking at corpses smoldering on u pyru. The cunte.Kt in 
which you see the photo suggests that the dead pictured in it are murdered Jews 

Were the prisoners killed or did tliey die oi typhus or some other disease during Uic last 
terrible weeks of tlie war? Autopsies made by AJlicd medical personnel found inmates died 
of disease. Not one was found to have been "gassed." All such relevant information is omined 
from this exhibit We dpnt even know that the dead pictured in the photograph arc Jews! 

Utiabk to judge the significance of the photograph, and not wanting to believe the Museum 
would mislead you, vou are moved to accept the false and manipulative suggestion tliat it 
somehow represents the "genocide" of the European Jews. 

Call the Museum! Find Out For Yourself! 

Fm willing to be convinced I'm wrong about the gas cluunbers. Authentic physical 
remains or wartime-generated documents would do the trick. I say the Museum displays 
neither. CALL THE MUSEUM! FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF! iTie telephone number is 
(202) 488 0400. Ask which (specific) Museum exhibits display proof gas chambers really 
existed. Have this (or any) newspaper publish the result, llien we'll all sec what's what. 

Special pleaderit imply that to mvestigate the gas chamber stories m the light of day will 
be harmful to Jews. I cnaJterige this bigoted insinuation! Free inquiry will benefit Jevvs-for 
exactly the reasons it benefits us all. In any case, why should it not? 

COMMITTEE FOR OPEN DEBATE ON THE HOLOCAUST (CX)DOH) is not a 
mcnibcnh^) organizaticm and is not afiiliatcU with any political group or organization. Our 
goal is to proinjte free inquiry aitd open debate, without which intellectual freedom can no! 
exist To those who ask, "Why challenge the Holocaust Museum?" wc reply-Jf*^' not 
challenge the Ut^ocautt Mtutum f 

We are the only ones pointing out the falsehoods and misrepresentations surrounding iJie 
Museum and the lack of uilegrity of those who represent it. Every intellectual who visits the 
MuseuoL and particularly histonans, should point out these facts to you~yet none dare. Only 
CODOHI Only COIX)H dares to chalJence the taboo against challenging the Museum ! 

H^ us monitor this growing nstional controversy. Clip the stcvies run in your campus 
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University receives tree planting grant 

Clarion has received a grant of $20,290 from the Small Business Administration Tree Planting Grant 
program via the commonwealth's Department of Environmental Resources to plant trees and shrubs on 
campus. This is a continuation of a project started in 1992 with a similar grant of approximately $30,000. 

The grant was obtained through the efforts of Dr. Peter Dalby, professor of biology. Dr. David Howes, 
professor of geography/earth science. Dr. Mary Ann Fricko, associate professor of counseling services, and 
Carl Larson, plant services manager. Clarion will meet the requirements of the grant by providing in-kind 
employee time and materials to complete the project. 

Five areas have been designated for the plantings from this grant adjacent to Becker Hall, adjacent to 
Peirce Planetarium, adjacent to Peirce Science Center, adjacent to Davis Hall, and adjacent to Carlson 

Library. 

Some of the trees and shrubs lo be purchased with the grant money include: black willow, pussywillow, 
hackberry, red mulberry, scarlet oak, common papaw, sassafras, service berry, catalpa, black ash, autumn 
flame maple, red sunset maple, blood good Japanese maple, and glowing ember laceleaf Japanese maple. 

Although this is the last year for the present Small Business Administration's Tree Planting grant 
program, both Dalby and Larson expect other grants to become available so the landscaping efforts on 
campus can continue. A master plan is being developed that would eventually lead to similar projects 
around the residence halls on Wood Street. 

Beck receives Kalama Chemical grant 

Dr. Paul Beck, professor of chemistry at Clarion University of Pennsylvania, has received a grant of 
$12,900 from Kalama Chemical Inc., Kalama, Washington, to support a research project for the department 
of Chemistry during the summer of 1994. 

The project, designed to support and expand Kalama's current product line, will involve Beck and senior 
chemistry major Nicole Buck. Buck is the daughter of Barry and Candace Buck, Watsontown, Pa. and is a 
graduate of Warrior Run High School. 

Beck will visit Kalama in May to discuss research plans. This is the fifth consecutive year that Kalam^ 
Chemical Inc., has supported research at Clarion, contributing approximately $55,000 in grant money, 
which is handled by the Clarion University Foundation. 

Kalama Chemical Inc., is the largest domestic supplier of benzoic acid and sodium benzoate, a 
preservative for food and pharmaceuticals, and of salicylic acid, tiie ingredient used to make aspinn. 



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Summer school provides an opportunity to move ahead with your education. 
Whether you want to take classes to graduate eai'ly, catch up if you've fallen 
behind, take that class you need for your job, or if you are just starting college, 
summer school may be just for you. Clarion offers a variety of accredited 
courses with three flexible sessions. 

Consider Clarion: 

• The selection of courses has been increased. 

• Clarion offers a pre-session from May 16 to June 3 and two five-week sessions 
starting on June 13 and July 18. A large number of five-week courses meet 
Monday through Thursday. 

• Classes are offered at both the Clarion Campus and Venango Campus in Oil 
City. 

• The class schedule also allows you an opportunity to join in summer activities 
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Clarion University of Pennsylvania is a member of the Slate System of Higher Education. 



and New York, founded Cable 
Systems USA, USA Mobile 
Communications Inc. As a 
farmer, he spent three years 
experimenting with seed 
blending to achieve the 
"champion" crops. 

Reflecting on his time at 
Clarion, Fuellhart recalled the 
employment opportunities on the 
maintenance crews which 
provided financial aid to male 
students, his time on the 
wrestling team under coach 
Frank Lignelli and meeting his 
wife, Jan, while both were 
involved in a summer production 
of "Brigadoon." 
"I have been remembering with 
great fondness and appreciation 
the professors who had such an 
influence in molding my 
character and teaching me the 
power of reasoning, enabling me 
to understand the many subject 
matters covered," said Fuellhart. 
"There were too many to name, 
but each in his or her turn, 
certainly made a lasting 
impression on me. 

"I chose Clarion back in the 
1960's because I believed its 
philosophy and policies closely 
matched those of my prep school 
experience at Kiski. Choosing 
_ Clarion was a positive decision 
made during my youth and with 
the background and knowledge 
Clarion's environment gave me, 
1 have realized many rewards, 
both personally and 
I professionally." 

Virginia Kaufman, a 1937 
I Clarion State Teacher's College 
graduate, is an executive in Penn 



Distinguished awards 

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Art Associates, a Pittsburgh 
graphic arts and communication 
firm. 

"This award comes as a 
surprise," she says. "I was aware 
of them in general, but I never 
associated it with my life. This a 
tribute to the good basic 
education 1 received at Clarion. 
That education helped to launch 
me on my career." 

It is a career in which Kaufiman 
has excelled for 50 years. Her 
Clarion education in 
Mathematics and English, along 
with writing for and editing The 
Clarion Call, paid off for 
Kaufman as her career 
progressed. 

Kaufman continued her 
education at a business school 
for a brief time and worked at 
the Clarion County Thrift Plan, 
as a market researcher for the 
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette and as 
an assistant to the director of 
advertising and merchandising 
for the Pittsburgh Group of 
Sears, Roebuck and Co. stores. 
She joined Penn-Art Studio, a 
firm that handled a variety of 
assignments for some of the 
country's major companies in 
1945. After becoming a 
partnership in 1983, the 
company downsized, eliminating 
its formal office, but still does 
some work through the homes of 
the parmers. 

"This award is a tribute to the 
people at Clarion and my good 
teachers," says Kaufman. "I was 
fortunate to work with people 
who were supportive throughout 
my career." 



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Bosnians s eize anti-aircraft guns in worst assault yet 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



World 

Defiant Serbs 
seize weapons 

Bosnian Serbs stepped up their 
challenge to the United Nations 
on Tuesday, seizing anti-aircraft 
guns from U.N. guards near 



Sarajevo and shelling a hospital 
and U.N. buildings in Gorazde. 

As politicians and diplomats 
from Washington to Moscow 
debated a response, the Serbs 
showed no signs of honoring 
pledges to stop their attack on 
Gorazde, a Muslim enclave 
suffering one of the worse 
assaults in Bosnia's two-year 
war. 



U.N. officials lost contact with 
aid workers and military 
observers in Gorazde late in the 
day when their building was hit 
by shells. 

Israel rounds up 
400 activists 

Secret service agents and 
soldiers arrested more than 400 




Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Survey: Credit abuse serious 

As many as one-third of 
college students have the 
potential for serious credit card 
abuse, according to a study at the 
University of Illinois at 
Carbondale. 

Although many students 
graduate with debts that they 
expected to pay, such as 
educational loans, some could 
risk going straight from 
graduation to bankruptcy 
because of unexpected financial 
burdens that result from poor use 
of credit cards. 

Connie J. Armstrong, assistant 
professor in technical and 
resource management, and M. 
Joyce Craven, visiting assistant 
professor in health care 
profess ions -management, 
surveyed 243 students and found 
that one-third showed credit 
attitudes and behaviors that 
indicated future financial 
trouble. 

Some of those factors include 
owning a large number of credit 
cards, having multiples of the 
same card, making minimum 



payments on balances and being 
unaware of the cards' interest 
rates. 

"A credit history can become 
very well known," Craven said. 
"It could hurt graduates in their 
future careers because employers 
have access to credit ratings." 

A company might not be as 
willing to hire a recent graduate 
who has reached the maximum 
limits on all of his or her credit 
cards, compared with someone 
who makes regular payments. 

Armstrong and Craven also 
found that most students in the 
survey were in debt not because 
of educational expenses, but 
because they used plastic to pay 
for clothes, gas, entertainment, 
travel, groceries and eating out. 
Only 3 percent of the charges 
were for books or tuition. 

They encouraged students to 
avoid running up large credit 
debts be limiting the number of 
cards they hold, shopping for 
low interest rates and paying off 
the balance every mcMith. 

"Remember that the money 
you're spending today is 
tomorrow's income," Armstrong 
said regarding running up bills 
that students find themselves 
short when paying off. 



Law student authors book 

When Brian Kamoie finishes 
his first year of law school at 
George Washington University, 
he will already have one 
published book under his belt. 
Kamoie is co-author of 
"Deathright: Culture, Medicine, 
Politics and the Right to Die" 
along with James Hoefler, 
professor of political science at 
Dickinson College. The book, 
due to be released in April, is 
considered by legal and social 
experts to be the first 
comprehensive survey of right- 
to-die issues. 

Kamoie says he credits a 
unique mentor relationship with 
Hoefler as the spark to his 
interest in medical and legal 
issues. "Professor Hoefler was 
an ideal mentor," said Kamoie. 
"His willingness to take me on 
as a partner and his openness to 
my ideas inspired me." 



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Arabs and seized automatic 
weapons in a predawn sweep 
Tuesday against an Islamic 
fundamentalist group that 
terrified the nation with suicide 
bomb attacks on commuter 
buses. 

Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin, 
who ordered the crackdown, 
hinted there could be further 
moves if the attacks persisted, 
and officials said Hamas 
political leaders could be 
targeted next. 

Nation 

Senate majority 
leader to wed 

Senate Majority Leader George 
Mitchell announced Tuesday that 
he is engaged to Heather 
MacLachlan, the managing 
director of a sports marketing 
firm in New York. 

No date has been set for the 
wedding. 

Mitchell, 60, is divorced. 
MacLachlan, 35, has never been 
married. 

Most endangered 
rivers listed 

Decades of pollution and 
emphasis on navigation over 
nature have landed the mighty 
Missouri and Mississippi on an 
environmental group's list of the 
10 most endangered rivers. 
Problems in rivers today result 



not so much from industrial 
pollution as from agricultural 
chemical runoff, dams and other 
engineering structures that have 
altered the natural flow of many 
rivers, and ill-treated sewage. 

State 

Former home residents 
sue driver 

Three former residents of a 
group home for the mentally and 
physically disabled are suing the 
drier of a van that crashed with 
them in it two years ago. 

Larry Eddy, Arland Jordan and 
Joseph Terregino of Meadville 
accused Patrick W. Durkin of 
causing injuries they suffered in 
the March 1, 1992 accident. 
They are seeking at least 
$100,000 each. 

Also named in the civil suit 
filed Monday in Crawford 
County Common Pleas Court are 
the United Community 
Independence Program (UCIP) - 
the owner of a group home in 
Meadville where the three uvea - 
and United Cerebral Palsy of 
Crawford, Venango and Clarion 
counties. 

The plaintiffs charged that 
Durkin, a UCIP employee, drove 
them to an Erie County tavern on 
March 1, 1992 and left them 
unattended in the van while he 
was inside. 

A jury trial has been requested, 
but no hearing date has been set. 



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Student Senate elections will be held Monday, April 25 through Wednesday, April 27 at the following 




Todd Green 

As a Student Senator, I will strive to represent all sec- 
tors of the university with fairness and insight. I am a 
member of Phi Delta Theta, Koinonia Christian 
Fellowship, and Intfamural Volleyball. I hope to be 
given the opportunity to represent the students of 
Clarion University. 




Jay Dale Smith 

I can contribute to Student Senate here at Clarion in 
many ways. As a transfer student finishing my first 
year I can offer a fresh new look at Clarion's important 
issues as well as bring ideas from another campus here. 
Also as an active part of several organizations here on 
this campus I can use the knowledge acquired through 
them to help Senate make Clarion a better place for 
students both present and future. 




David Scappe 

I've been active in Hall Council: I'm a memb^ of the 
executive board of Inter-Hall Council (running unop- 
posed for presidency): I was a member of the 
Orientation Staff for Clarion's "New Student 
Orientation Program": and I'm a member of Phi Sigma 
K^pa fraternity where I serve as Special Events Co- 
Chair, Alumni Chair and Risk Management Co-Chair. 
Student Senators should be a "tool" for the student 
body and I plan to be your "TOOL": your voice. 




James F. Junger 

As a two term Student Senator, I am well prepared to 
continue to serve the sttident body. Being involved in 
other student organizations and serving on the conduct 
board and parking committee puts me in a position to 
better represent you as a student. I am here to work for 
you, and hope to have your support. 




Rebecca Kelley 

I am running for Student Senate because I'm jwoud of 
our school and I think the best way to guarantee its 
future is by being involved. I'm not going to list aU of 
the "politically correct" things I plan on doing; that's 
obvious. However, a general theme in all my goals is 
to make the campus more enjoyable for the student 
body. 



Jennifer Keibler 

I am a junior Etementary/Early Childhood Education 
major and I am interested in being a member of 
Student Senate for the 94/95 school term. I am an hon- 
est and q)en-minded individual. I believe in social and 
educational equity, and meeting the needs of the stu- 
dent body. I will present and discuss any questions or 
concerns that you have throughout the year with the 
Student Senate officers and university staff. 





Eric Jason Vollmer 

I will be a sophomore in the upcoming year. Thus, I 
have had the qppc^unity to view Clarion University 
through the eyes of a residence hall occupant. I've met 
a wide variety of peq>le from athletes to Greeks to 
"bookworms" and practically every other type of stu- 
dent. I have come to realize that everyone has individ- 
ual needs. Therefore, I feel that I am quite capable to 
address a great deal of those needs, and will. 




Bryan R. Harshall 

I will be a sophomore at the end of this semester. The 
time I have spent at Clarion has shown me many dis- 
turbing events. These actions call for major change in 
how things work at Clarion University. Some of these 
events include the major cuts of funds for groups like 
the University Bands, and support personnel of the ath- 
letic department. As anyone knows, these departments 
raise the most money for the University. 




Sean Spencer 

After three years at Clarion University and being a stu- 
dent-athlete, I feel that I can relate to and understand 
the needs of all students. I'm a former Orientation 
Leader, and recently I have been appointed to the 
Conduct Board. I will be committed to making a 
change not only through wwds, but through actions. I 
want to be the voice that can be heard all over campus ! ! 




R. James Gangwish 

Being elected to the Student Senate would be giving 
the students of Clarion a vote that counts. I have never 
been affiliated with any student government position 
and therefore have a point of view concerning our 
growing parking problems and raise in the activity fee 
that is similar to the rest of the approximate 6,000 
Clarion University students. In the long run, remember 
a voice supp(»ted by the masses is the strongest one. 



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Candidates 



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Sean Boileau 

I feel that for a Student Senator to be effective in their 
office, they must constantly make themselves aware of 
what the STUDENTS want first. My participation in 
various campus activities has prepared me to function 
well in this capacity, representing the true needs of the 
student body. 




Joe Baker 

Students at Clarion University are misrepresented 
because of one reason: lack of communication. 
Student Senate is made up of and elected by students. 
Student Senate must have direct contact with the stu- 
dent body to be effective. I will do my best to repre- 
sent all sectors of the university. As a member of a 
fraternity, hall council and university subcommittees, 
I feel that I have the resources to restore communica- 
tion between the students and Student Senate. 




Kelly Thompson 

If I am elected a student senator, my primary goal will 
be to represent the student body in all student con- 
cerns. I will work hard to see that the problems of safe- 
ty and discrimination are dealt with. I will also try to 
ensure that the CUP students' academic and social 
needs are met. I do not believe that this university does 
enough for the students, and I will work very hard to 
change things. 







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Becki Jones 

I feel that students must take an active role in their uni- 
versity in order to get all the benefits. I want to make a 
difference for you. I think that I can make a good sena- 
tor because of my contacts with many groups of stu- 
dents here at Clarion. Whatever I do I give 100%, you 
can count on that Thank-you for your consideration. 








Delphine Djossou 

I am currently a student senator and am seeking re- 
election. I am a unique individual that will strive for 
the betterment of the student body. I am involved with 
the theatre, UAB, African American Caucus and the 
u-ack team. If elected I will do my best to represent 
EVERYONE'S interests always. Remember, I am a 
sttident but I am also a fighter. So when issues arise, 
whether big or small, I will be in your comer. 




AmyMennen 

I am seeking re-election for Student Senate. During my 
term I have served as Chairperson of Public Relations 
and I was on the Social Equity Committee. I would 
like to represent Student Senate again because I 
believe and work hard towards the ideas, concerns and 
goals for the ENTIRE Clarion sttident body. I wish to 
strive towards what is in the best interests of the stu- 
dents. 




Joe Rotondo 

I am running for Student Senate because I feel that I 
can give the students of Clarion University the kind of 
representation that they deserve. I am a sophomore 
Accounting major who is a member of the Accounting 
Club and Scholarship Chairman for Kappa Delta Rho.I 
believe that the students of Clarion University need 
someone who will be responsible, enthusiastic, and 
open minded on aU issues! Let's go Pens ! ! ! 




Ed Rogers 

I plan to help assist the student body in any way possi- 
ble and will make sure that every voice is accounted 
! for in any setting at the university. I will try to help the 
Senate and the Student Body by keeping them 
informed on what is taking place in Faculty Senate and 
Presidential Advisory Board meetings and also make 
sure both of these organizations hear the students' 
voice so that nothing is able to slip past the students. 




Douglas Sheldon 



I have been on my Hall Council, Inter-Hall Council, 
and I have attended Student Senate meetings for over a 
year. As a senator, I will continue my committnent to 
the Sttident body - - to make your voice heard. 




David Barrett 

I have been a vice president in a fraternity, and I am 
currently holding this position in hall council. I am 
also involved in Inter-Hall and understand the systems 
and procedures here in Clarion. Being in Student 
Senate requires this experience and leadership. Our 
school should set the standards for other schools, both 
financially and academically. If I am elected, I will 
dedicate my time and skills to your needs. 



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The Clarjott Call; .Thursday, April. 21, 15i$H ! . . 



Student Senate Election Candidates Continued 




Ryan P. Hitchman 

I feel that this University has lost sight of what its most 
important asset is: you, the student. I have heard a lot 
of good ideas from my fellow students on how to 
improve conditions at Clarion. If elected, I will contin- 
ue to listen to your suggestions and try my best to grant 
your requests. It's time to put the "student" back in 
Student Senate. 




Marc Schrumpf 

I am running for Student Senate because I feel that the 
university needs more student input. Communication 
between the Senate and the population in Clarion has 
deteriorated in the past few semester. I will work to 
restore that communication. I have worked as a cheer- 
leader, a member of Phi Delta Theta, Debate and 
Forensics and Wilkinson Hall Council. I hope to be 
able to represent the whole university as a Student 
Senator. 



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Terri Steigel man 

I am a sophomore, mathematics actuarial science 
major. I'm Vice-President of Service for Alpha Phi 
Omega, philanthropic chair and Panhel representative 
for Alpha Sigma Alpha. My experiences on campus as 
well as my experiences with student council in high 
school have given me the capability to be an effective 
representative. Please remember to cast your vote to 
make your voice heard. 















Christian Sean Pratt 

1 wanted to become more involved with activities on 
this campus, and I thought that becoming a member of 
Student Senate would fulfill my needs. It is not only 
my own needs that I wish to satisfy; I wish to help the 
entire shident body at CUP. I believe that the students 
who take the time to vote deserve to be rewarded with 
serious candidates who will work hard for them. 








Myke Ferraro 

I am a junior Geography major. I am also a respected 
member of the Sigma Chi Fraternity. My main focus 
while holding a position on the Student Senate will be 
to delegate a more reasonable distribution of the 
Student Activity Fee. I believe that many campus orga- 
nizations are given too much money for unjust reasons. 
If I am elected I will strive to meet the needs of the stu- 
dent body. 




LaDonna Morton 

I believe I can offer a number of different aspects com- 
ing from an inner city area to Clarion, PA. I've waited 
a year to run because I wanted to get a real feel for 
Clarion University's overall atmosphere. I believe that 
I will be an asset to Student Senate because I'm respon- 
sible and dedicated leader who respects amd values 
everyone's opinion. I will be a strong voice for the 
minority and the majority here at Clarion University. 



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Lifestyle 



"Red Ryder" last of the theatre productions 



by Toni Ross 
IJfestyles Writer 



This weelc will be your last 
chance this season to catch the 
Clarion University Theatre in 
action. "When You Comin' 
Back Red Ryder?" will be pre- 
sented from April 19-23 at 8 
p.m. in the Little Theatre in 
Marwick-Boyd. Tliis will be the 
final production for the semester. 

According to Dr. Avi Seaver, 
assistant professor of speech 
communication and theatre and 
director of the production, the 
play was an early work of Mark 
Medoff. The author later went 
on to win a Tony for "Children 
of a Lesser God." 

Seaver said the play was 
selected because of what it offers 
for the students performing in it. 
"We want to provide a range of 
different types of subject matter. 
This play is very hard hitting and 



gritty. It provides an opportunity 
for the director and actors to 
work in a realistic theatre mode. 
It provides the suspense and 
intensity of a psychological 
thriller, how people bear up 
under the pressure of being 
taunted by the prototypical bad 
guy." 

The cast includes Dan Brady 
who portrays Teddy, a Vietnam 
veteran, and Christine Arnold 
who plays Teddy's girlfriend, 
Cheryl. Also casted for the play 
are Michael Moats, Amy Beth 
Fort, John Rickard, Scott 
Webster, Matt Niemla, Holly 
Sena and Jill Irwin. 

Tickets for this performance 
are $5 for adults, $4 for children 
and free for students with a valid 
ID. This play is intended for 
adult audiences due to subject 
matter and language. For addi- 
tional information or to order 
tickets call 226-2284. 




University Relations photo 
Holly Sena, Dan Brady and Matt Ntomla appear in "When You Comin' Back Red Ryder?" 



Several bands to perform at fourth annual Earth Day jam 




by Lisa Ewing 
Lifestyles Writer 



Clarion University students celebrate Earth Day. 



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We all live on the earth and we 
take advantage of it everyday. 
Many of us probably don't even 
realize it. We run water frivo- 
lously or leave the lights on 
when we aren't home. 

This behavior must come to an 
end if we intend to carry on with 
society. We have to think about 
the future generations. Although 
we see living as "just for today," 
there are many generations to 
follow and we should try to 
leave the world a little better 
than we found it. 

This year, WCCB 640 AM, 
UAB, and Student Senate are 
sponsoring a campus celebration 
in honor of Earth Day. This 
campus has been doing this for 
four years, and this year it will 
take place on Saturday, April 23. 

At the celebration, five local 
bands made up of Clarion 
University students will be fea- 
tured along with a non-local 
band. The local bands scheduled 
to play are Hinge, Graveworm, 
Weld, Get Fat, and Dork. The 
other band scheduled is 
Neogumbo. 

The classifications of the bands 
are: alternative grunge, metal, 
heavy alternative, classic rock 



and covers, light alternative, and 
alternative respectively. 

Some songs geared towards 
saving the environment will be 
played. Speakers will be fea- 
tured between the bands, who 
will start to play at noon at the 
Genmiell Arena (if weather per- 
mits) or in the Gemmell Multi- 
purpose Room if it rains. 
Musician Mark Eddie will fol- 
low the bands at 8:30 p.m. 

Various campus organizations 
will be featured throughout the 
day in a carnival setting. 
Information will be available on 
the various groups, environmen- 
tal issues and how to get 
involved. The organizations are 
doing this strictly for a good 
cause and will not receive a prof- 
it. 

It's nice to see that people are 
willing to come together for such 
a good cause. Although this 
won't stop everyone from run- 
ning water frivolously, or leav- 
ing the lights on when they're 
not home, it will make people 
more aware of their bad habits. 
By doing so, they will hopefully 
change their ways and become 
more environmentally conscious. 
Thus, it will ultimately save the 
world for future generations. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 21, 1994 



Preschool programs provide positive development 



by Anita Carbin 
Lifestyles Writer 



Clarion University has been 
providing quality early child- 
hood programs through its 
College of Continuing Education 
for the past 15 years. The First 
Step Program, instructed by 
Susan McQuade of Clarion, and 
the Second Step Program 
instructed by Verona English are 
operated at the Boundary Street 
Elementary School in Clarion. 

The programs are designed to 
provide social interaction and 
emotional and social develop- 
ment. The children learn shar- 
ing, following directions, and 
how to get along. 

The First Step Program is for 
3-year-olds and is coordinated to 
promote interaction with peers. 
Some fun activities include arts 
and crafts, circle time, music and 
outdoor activities. First Step 
also invites important people in 
the community to visit with the 
children. This year the class 
welccxned a police officer, a fire- 

fighter and a dental hygienist 

The Second Step Program is 
for 4- and 5-year-olds, the year 
before they attend kindergarten. 
Some goals for the students 
include positive interaction with 
peers and adults, developing 




Verona English, Laurie Kerle 

good listening skills, showing 
consideration for others and 
gaining a positive self-image. 
Lessons are taught through sto- 
ries, crafts, role playing, songs 
and dramatics. There is time for 
coordination games, painting and 
creative play to enhance gross 
and fine motor skills. Some of 
the units in Second Step this year 



University Relations photo 
and Susan McQuade instruct First, Second Step programs. 

under the sea" and "outer fidence. They gain skills in 

using items like scissors, glue, 
paint and clay. The confidence 



are 

space." The children also had a 

float in the Autumn Leaf Festival 

Parade. 

The First Step and Second Step 
Programs give children the expe- 
rience of being away from home. 
English says, "The programs 
help to eliminate the anxiety of 
being alone and gives them con- 



they gain prepares them to 
explore further. 

The programs aid in the transi- 
tion to kindergarten. Laurie 
Kerle, a teaching aide says, 'The 
students in these programs have 
set routines and free time activi- 
ties. It is really important to help 
them prepare for kindergarten." 

For some children, it is their 
first time to interact with peers 
and adults. The children leave 
the programs on a positive note, 
prepared for kindergarten. " I 
hear a lot of *I can't' when the 
children start these programs," 
adds McQuade. "By the time 
they finish, I don't hear it very 
often." 

For additional information on 
First Step or Second Step or to 
inquire about registration, con- 
tact Continuing Education, 
Carrier Administration Building, 
Clarion University of PA, 16214 
or phone (814) 226-2227. 
Enrollment is limited to twelve 
students for First Step and fifteen 
for Second Step. 







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Page 15 



Students receive Daniel Pruehs theatre award 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



Two students have been named 
the recipients of awards and 
scholarships. Vanassa Owens, a 
freshman arts and sciences 
major, has been awarded the 
$100 Daniel Pruehs Memorial 
for Talent in Theatre Award. 

"I didn't know there was a 
Daniel Pruehs Award until I was 
informal I had received it," said 
Owens. "I was really suprised, 
happy and flattered. A long line 



of successful students at Clarion 
University have won this award 
in the past." 

Owens is also a member of the 
Clarion University Honors 
Program and she originally 
intended to major in psychology. 
When she arrived at Clarion, 
Owens decided to audition for 
the theatre productions and got 
roles in two university-wide pro- 
ductions: "Much Ado About 
Nothing," and "Hair." She has 
also perfomed in a student-writ- 



ten production called "Iron 
Henry" and appeared in the 
senior showcase of fellow stu- 
dent Michael Moats. 

Owens has been active in the- 
atre since high school, and she 
owes her appreciation to her 
Pennsbury High School director, 
Daniel Mankowski. "He taught 
me a sense of professionalism in 
theatre and to take it seriously. 
He involved us all over 
Pennsylvania and took us on 
trips. I was in a one-act play that 



Professor publishes book about Niagara 



by Crystal Janis 
Lifestyles Writer 



The horseshoe-shaped, fero- 
ciously cascading water of 
Niagara Falls has captured the 
awes and wonders of millions of 
people for years. Its majestic 
beauty and raging energy braid 
together to make an exhilaration 
and breathtaking experience to 
see. 

Dr. Patrick McGreevy, assis- 
tant professor of geography at 
Clarion University, shares in this 
adoration. McGreevy has 
recently completed his first 
book, "Imagining Niagara: The 
Meaning and Making of Niagara 
Falls," which was published by 
the University of Massachusetts 
Press. 

McGreevy says, "My book 
attempts to explain some of the 
human uses and meanings 
attached to Niagara Falls." He 
focuses on four interlocking 
themes of how people after peo- 



ple describe the falls: Niagara as 
a thing imagined from afar, as a 
metaphor for death, as an 
embodiment of nature, and as a 
focus of future events. He also 
examines "the meanings people 
have he^)ed on Niagara Falls — 
and expressed in words, images 
and even music for clues that 
might help explain these strange 
accumulations." 

_ If you've ever took a trip to 
Niagara Falls, you might have 
visited and strolled through 
numerous hwror and wax muse- 
ums or encountered many circus- 
es, factories, religious shrines 
and parks. This eventful land- 
scape surrounding the falls is 
perused by the book. Also the 
question of why so many honey- 
mooners go to Niagara is raised. 
McGreevy states that the book 
"grew from my interest in 19th 
century tourism." 

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awarded to him to attend the 
NEH Sunmier Institute at Vassar 
College, Poughkeepsie, New 
York, a month-long institute 
which started on June 14, 1993. 
This program allowed him to 
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was performed in state competi- 
tion. I feel I came to Clarion 
well-prepared to participate in 
plays," said Owens. 

No matter what major Owens 
eventually selects, she does 
intend to stay active in the the- 
atre. "Performing is completely 
different from everyday life," 
she said. "You get to be some- 
one else. I enjoy being around 
people, becoming close with the 
cast, and putting work into 
something other people can 
enjoy. 

Brian Bazala, a senior com- 
munication major recently 
received the Daniel Pruehs 
Theatre Award, also. This $100 
award is presented for overall 
contributions to musical theatre. 
Bazala has performed in 25 
shows, both university and com- 
munity productions. This is 
including the 14 musicals he has 
appeared in and the four musi- 
cals he has directed. 

"Theatre was an afterthought 
for me," said Bazala. "My 
mother got me interested in the- 
atre when she took me to see 



'Superman: The Musical." I 
was amazed by what I saw. 
When I was in high school I 
auditioned for a part in 'Dracula' 
and caught the theatre bug." 

Bazala was a fihn major when 
he enrolled at Clarion, but he 
changed it to communication 
after he arrived. During his 
freshman year he auditioned for, 
and got a part in, the play 
"Scapino." Bazala said, "More 
than anything 1 had the opportu- 
nity for experience at Clarion. 
If I had gone somewhere else, I 
would not have had the opportu- 
nity to perform that I had here. I 
am not a theatre major, so I feel 
I've been fortunate. I've also 
worked very hard." 

Bazala has had the lead roles in 
several of the productions, 
including "Hair," "Pippin," 
"Little Shop of Horrors," "The 
Best Little Whorehouse in 
Texas," and many more. 

Bazala discovered his talent in 
high school, also, and after his 
graduation from Clarion in May, 
his talent will be pursued in an 
original production of "Aladdin." 



University Apartments 

Affordable Student Housing 

Now Renting for Summer, Fall and Spring 

Located Monq U.S. fit. 322 

Zlniversity !^artmtnu offers cm. atmosphert conducive to higher education as ufeUas an opportunity for 
independent Gving. 'Each unit is a seCf-containtd efficiency apartment equipped zdth l^tchen appliances, furniture 
and a Bathroom. 'We offer a fud-time resident manager to supervise the BuilSngs. 

Comparing our renuU rates tt/ith campus and other off -campus housing, one xiMfind them suSstantiaCCy betoiu mar- 
ket rent for the area "With tfie e^feption ofteCephone, aU utilities inciuding Basic cable are indudedin the rent. 
Installation andhooScup of uti&ties alone ivoatdcost and additional $7$ at other places, ^ddthis to your month- 
ly Sills,(say and average of^lOO/monthfor 4 students),and rent for the semester. Compare and save xvith 
llniversity J^lpartments. 

(Please contact llniversity Hipartments for further information and/or an appointment to e^amiru our facilities: 
226-6880 

ffitts: Current dormitory rates an $80$ per semester per student for two-person stpmre room u/Uh no ((itchen, 
Uoing room or bathroom, llniversity Apartments rates art as follows 





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$1,050 


$625 


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$1,600 


$825 


$650 


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$1,250 


$950 


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$200 


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$250 


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$75 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, Appl Ui 1??4 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-A Montreal women filed a 
lawsuit in February against the 
Alfred Dellaire funeral home and 
the Royal Victoria Hospital in 
Montreal for an incident last 
March. The woman claimed that 
3 1/2 hours after the hospital's 
diagnosis that she had skin can- 
cer, she received a call from the 
funeral home, which somehow 
had access to her records, offer- 
ing its services. 

-In January in Riverside, 
California, the fiance of Frank 
Cisco Bridges, 43, bailed him 
out of jail on burglary charges on 
the morning of their scheduled 
wedding, then decided to go 
through with the ceremony. 
Later that evening. Bridges, who 
was reported to have AIDS, was 
arrested and charged with raping 
a 7-year-old girl at the reception. 
Bridges' new wife is a San 
Bernardino County, California 
probation officer. 

-In August while planting 
flowers on his mother's gravesite 
in Newton, Pennsylvania, 
Kenneth McLaughlin, 29, 
became stuck for over two hours 



when the soft ground slowly 
gave way and trapped him at the 
knees under the headstone. 

-Pohce arrested James Mullin, 
17, in Schaumburg, Illinois, in 
February after he tried to buy 
beer at Cove Liquor by using a 
stolen ID card — that of 
"Douglas Sharbaugh." The man 
behind the counter at Cove 
Liquor knew it was stolen 
because he is Douglas 
Sharbaugh, who had had his 
license taken in a tkuck break-in 
two months earlier. Mullin fled 
but left his wallet, which con- 
tained his real driver's license. 

-The Lebanon (PA) Daily 
News reported in March that an 
ear-piercing establishment at the 
local mall had pierced the ears of 
an 11 -month-old girl who was 
brought in by her 16-year-old 
mother, but had refused to do the 
mother's. The proprietor 
explained that the daughter had 
her mother's permission, but that 
he couldn't do the mother's ears 
because she was under 18 and 
thus needed HER mother's per- 
mission. 

-The Esbjerg Art Museum in 



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Copenhagen, Denmark, is featur- 
ing an exhibit of six decompos- 
ing, beheaded pigs and a mirror 
covered in pig's blood, from 
March 1 1 to May 1 , in an area 25 



feet from the museum's restau- 
rant. The artist, German sculptor 
Christian Lemmerz, said, "This 
is art that makes people think. 
They must take a stand on their 
own existence and face the reali- 
ty of what happens to their bod- 
ies after death." Lemmerz said 
he will bag whatever is left of 
the exhibit on May 2 and expects 
to sell it to some collector for 
around $60,000. 




Duve Barry (c) 1994 Miami Herald 



The Right Stuff 



Today we have a heartwarming 
human-interest story about some 
guys in Texas who are fulfilling 
a dream — a dream that all of us 
have dreamt, but, for one reason 
or another, have had to abandon. 
That's right: These guys are 
building a device that will be 
capable of hurling a Buick 200 
yards. 

Needless to say, the origin of 
this idea involved beer. A lot of 
great ideas originated this way. 
Take the electric light. One 
night in 1879 at a bar in a little 
town called Menlo Park, New 
Jersey, some men were drinking 
beer, when suddenly one of them 
announcec} that he was going to 
invent an electric light. The oth- 
ers laughed, but that man got up, 
put on his coat and hat, and acci- 
dentally walked into the fire- 
place, thereby setting his coat on 
fire. This gave Thomas Edison, 
who was at another table drink- 
ing coffee, the idea of using car- 
bonized cotton as the filament in 
his light bulb. 

So we see that beer, if used 
correctly, can be a tremendous 
force for good, which brings us 
back to the Buick-hurling device, 
which I found out about thanks 
to a Fort Worth Star-Telegram 
article written by Paul Bourgeois 
and sent in by alert reader Robert 
Grinun. The beer consumers in 
this case were Richard Clifford, 
an engineer and artist; and John 
Quincy, a dentist. One day they 
were snorking brewskis, and, as 
guys often do when they're get- 
ting in touch with their feelings, 
they got to talking about 
medieval war weapons. 

As you recall from dozing off 
face-down on your history text- 
book, medieval cities were sur- 
rounded by high stone walls with 
massive iron gates that would 
not open unless you punched in 
the secret digital Roman-numeral 



passcode. Thus the only way 
that an invading army could get 
inside was to knock holes in the 
wall by hurling large objects at 
it. Originally catapults were 
used for this, but they were even- 
tually replaced by a more power- 
ful device — the atomic bomb of 
the medieval era — called a "tre- 
buchet." It's basically a long 
arm with a big weight attached 
to one end; the weight is raised, 
then dropped, which whips up 
the other end of the arm, causing 
it to fling the projectile. 

According to an article in the 
January issue of Me£hanicll 
Engineering magazine (alertly 
sent in by reader Bob Goetze), 
some trebuchets could threw 
300-pound boulders as far as 300 
yards. They also were used to 
throw DEAD HORSES. I am 
not making this up. The idea 
was to spread disease. Yes, the 
trebuchet was an awesome 
weapon, and the more Richard 
Clifford and John Quincy 
thought about it, while drinking 
beer, the more they realized that 
they had to build one. And so 
they did. They used it to try to 
hurl a brick. It was not a major 
success. 

"We never knew which way 
the brick was gonna go," Quincy 
told me, in a phone interview. 

At this point, most guys would 
have quit. But Clifford and 
Quincy are not "most guys"; 
they are an artist-engineer and a 
dentist. And so they did some 
serious trebuchet research. They 
read books on military history. 
Then they went to England to 
consult with the world's leading 
trebuchet expert, a historian 
named Hew Kennedy. Kennedy 
is generally considered to be 
"warm." He has built a large 
working trebuchet at his home in 
Shropshire, and he regularly 
invites his neighbors over to 



-A 45-year-old minister was 
electrocuted in February at the 
Christian Fellowship Church in 
Larose, Louisiana as he was 
standing in a pool about to bap- 
tize a dozen people. According 
to the coroner's office, the cause 
was either the microphone he 
was holding or a faulty pool 
heater. 

©1994 Universal Press 
Syndicate 



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watch him hurl stuff across the 
fields. According to Mechanical 
Engineering, he has hurled small 
cars, dead pigs and grand pianos. 

He hurled a piano for Chfford 
and Quincy. 

"It went almost 200 years," 
Quincy told me, with awe in his 
voice. 

Clifford and Quincy returned 
home inspired. They printed up 
some official stationery (It says 
PROJECTILE THROWING 
ENGINES, Texas Division: 
"Hurling Into the 21st Century"). 
They hooked up with a welder, 
Don Capers, and together they 
developed and built an improved 
trebuchet, for test purposes. 
They've been using it to hurl 
bowling balls. 

"We're throwing bowling balls 
now somewhere between 400 
and 500 feet," Quincy'^did. 

"But that is small potatoes. 
What they plan to do is build — 
get ready — THE BIGGEST 
TREBUCHET IN THE HISTO- 
RY OF THE WORLD. The one 
that will hurl the Buick. 

Here is how serious they are: 
When I spoke with Quincy, he 
had just purchased 80 acres of 
land adjacent to his property 
JUST SO THE BUICK WILL 
HAVE SOME PLACE TO 
LAND. 

"Wherever it lands," said 
Quincy, "it's going to stay 
there." 

Quincy said they'll use The 
Big One to raise money for char- 
ity by holding several major 
hurlings per year. And we're not 
talking just Buicks. Quincy sent 
me a ballisUcs chart listing 
detailed technical data on the 
hurling characteristics of — 
among other items — a toilet, a 
case of Spam, a recliner, an 
Airstream trailer, a cow, and a 
mime ("silent, night hurling," 
notes the chart). 

I don't know about you, but, as 
a journalist and as an American, 
I am REALLY excited about 
this. I'm going to keep you 
readers informed. And, yes, I 
intend to be there when the 
Buick goes up. When it does, I 
know that I'm going to have a 
very special feeling inside me. It 
will go away when I burp. 



Jazz Band to present "Gtvejazz a chancer 

"totally Jazzalicious" 
performance 



by Anji Brown 

Assistant Lifestyles Editor ; 

Come sample some "totally 
tasty tunes" at the "Jazzalicious" 
Jazz Band's Spring concert. Dr. 
Lisa Johnson will be directing 
the Clarion University Jazz Band 
in its Spring Concert. 

Johnson is the assistant profes- 
sor of music, clarinet/ saxophone 
instructor, jazz band director, 
and music marketing advisor. 

Johnson has been teaching at 
Clarion University fw the past 3 
years, but still plays profession- 
ally in western Pennsylvania and 
New York City, where she is 
active as a free-lance cwitempo- 
rary music performer. Dr. 
Johnson's performance credits 
include several Broadway shows 
such as "A Chorus Line," 
"Cats," and "Phantom of the 
Opera" 

The Jazz Band will be per- 
forming many different styles of 
music, from Swing to Rock-n- 



RoU. Songs included in Uie per- 
formance are: "Peter Gunn" by 
Henry Mancini, "Smoke Gets in 
Your Eyes" by Jerome Kern, 
"Don't Let the Sun Go Down on 
Me" by Elton John, "Mack the 
Knife" by Kurt Weill, and many 
more. To end the program, the 
Jazz Band will play requests 
from the audience. 

Mike Koziel, A graduating 
senior at Clarion University and 
section-leader pianist has written 
an arrangement for the old stan- 
dard, "Avalon," which Holly 
Sena, a CUP drama student, will 
perform. 

. "Jazzalicious" has no admis- 
sion fee, and will be held on 
Sunday, April 24 at 7 p.m. in the 
Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 

"Anyone who comes to the 
Jazz Band concert always ends 
up loving it!" So come down 
and enjoy the concert and "give 
Jazz a chance!" states Dr. 
Johnson. 




University Relations photo 
Dr. Lisa Johnson will direct this year's Jazz Band Spring Concert entitled "Jazzalicious," 
which will be performed on Sunday, April 24 at 7 p.m. in the Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 
The band will include songs by Henry Mancini, Elton John, Jerome Kern and much more. 



(Students Together Against Rape) 



Help STAR stop this violence, come to our 
final informational meeting of the semester. 

Wednesday April 27 



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*•• "77ie Three Faces of Eve" (1957) *•• "House Calls" (1978. Comedy) PG' "Round" 



WhOTier, She Wrote q I** 'Iron Eagle // " (1988, Adventure) Louis Gossett Jrl 



Baseball Sportacentor 



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Partridge |Moi» 



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"McQ" (1974) A cop finds corruption while probing a partner's death 



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(2:25) "River Runs Thr. " |** "77w Guyver" (1992) Mark Hamill. q 



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*• "Tears in f/w Rain" (1988) Christopher Cazenove. 



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* "Pleasure in Paradise" 



Very Very Babies 



Qwfs Night Out g 



Anything |G. Shandling 



A. Hitchcock 



China Beach 



SUNDAY EVENING APRIL 24. 1994 



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Gymnastics: World Champtonships 



(3:30) NBA Basketball: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



PGA QoH: Greater Greensboro Open - Final Round, g 



PQA GoW: Greater Greensboro Open - Final Round, q 



••• 



"PoZ/y" (1989. Musical) Keshia Knight Pulliam. 



(3:30) NBA BaafcetbaW: Teams to Be Announced. (Live) 



6:00 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



**• ""Gftostousfers"" (1984, Comedy) Bill Murray. 'PG' q 



Newsq 



News 



Design. W. 



CBS News jNewsq 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Newsq 



**V2 "Aforffoff "(1965, Adventure) Marlon Brando, Yul Brynner. 



NBC News 



Videos jAm. Funniest 



Bedtime With Barney 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



Fox on Ice (In Stereo) q 



BedBme With Barney 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 I 9l30" 



Videos 



10:00 



jt-tiVi "Single White Female" (1992) Bridget Fonda. R' g iDennis MiWer \*m "Indecerjt Proposal" (1993) Robert Redford. R' g 



10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



*** "Pale Rkier" (1985, Western) Clint Eastwood. (In Stereo) g 



•*** "The Sound of Musk" (1965. Muskal) Julie Andrews. (In Stereo) q 



Murder. She Wrote (R) g "The Yearling" (1994, Drama) Peter Strauss, g 



Murder. She Wrote (R) q 



"The Yearling" (1994, Drama) Peter Strauss, g 



Martin (R)g I Lhring Single I Married... ICarlin I Ster Trek: Next Qener. 



**** "The Sound of Music" (1965, Musteal) Julie Andrews. (In Stereb) q 



(3:30) NFL Draft Natkxtal Football League teams select top college football players. From New York. (Live) 



Subject \**Vz "ConvKts Four" (1963, Comedy) Ben Gazzara. •** "Promise Her Anything" (1966) Warren Beatty. I** "Trenchcoat in Paradise" (1989) 



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** ""Star Trek V: The Final Frontier" (1989) (In Stereo) IWings g Wings g I "Dancing With Danger" (1994, Suspense) Cheryl Ladd. g 



(3:30) "PolkxAcad. 6" I** "The Double Kki" (1992) 'PG-13" I** "Miracle Beach" (1992) Ami Dolenz. **Vi "Jack the Bear" (1991) Danny DeVito. 'PG-13' g 



•• "Med»c/ne Man'" (1992) Sean Connery. 'PG-13'g | **^ "C?mgtey Oo>w?(;nder'' (1990) Tom SeWeck. 'PG-13' 



Arcade 



[DwMeDare 



(3:00) ""When-Strana&-" 



WiM SMe Rocko's Life IPete 6 PetelGute 



•** '"Daddy" (1987, Drama) Dermot Mulroney. 



Newsg 



News 



News 



Newsg 



PaMProg. 



Newsg 



Cheers g 



Cheers g 



Siskel 



Murphy B. 



PaMProft 



Rescue 911 



Dear John g 



Night Court 



Murphy B. 



LItestyles 



in Focus 



Thunder 



Major League Baseball: Montreal Expos at Los Angeles Dodgers. (Live) 



Case Closed (R) g 



*•* "Posse " (1993, Western) Mario Van Peebles. 'R' g 



You Afraki? IRoundhouse INtek News |l Love Lucy [ Lucy Show |Van Dyke 



** "Mac and Me" (1988, Fantasy) Jade Category. jQrowkig Ite Funny g 



Silk Stalkinga (In Stereo) g ISWc Stelkfciga "Soul Kiss" [Hollywood 



Sportscenter 



**% "Bev»ly Hills Cop II" (1987) "R" g I "Atervoos Ticks" (1992) "R" 



*•* "TTw Good, the ^d and he Ugly" (1967) Clint Eashwood. R 



M.T. Moore [Bob Newhart 



LWetkne Magailne g 



Get Smart 



Clapprood 



Dragnet 



Hidden 



A Hitchcock 



Paid 



MONDAY EVENING APRIL 25. 1994 



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5:30 



6:00 



Stalin" (1992) Based on the story of the Soviet dictator's brutal rekin 



Donahue (In Stereo) g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Rickl Lake 



Tiny Toon Animaniacs 



Cops g I Cur. Afteir 



(3:15) "Trenchcoat"' 



Max Out (R) Challenge 



Pyramid 



(2:45) 



Pyramid 



**^/2 "Falling 



Newsg 



Coach g [News 



Geraldo 



Newsg 



Newsg 



Oprah Winfrey q 



Batman IFamMy M. 



Newsg 



Newsg 



6:30 



Ufostortes 



ABC News 



NBC News 



CBS News 



FuW House g Roseanne g 



News g I NBC News 



*** "Gigot" (1962, Comedy-Drama) Jackie Gteason. [••* "Von Ryans Express 



Burnt Toaat I Praam Lg. Sporte Tap Sportscenter 



MacQyver "Partners" 



(3:15) "Night ofthe Hunter' 



BeeMejuice iCraiy Kids 



7:00 



7:30 



Educating Peter (In Stereo) 



Hard Copy g l Ent Tonight 

.U<uMH<i<l r-i Ufli CAitiina 



Jeopardy! g 



ctyq 



CBS News 



Roseanne g 



Jeopardyl g jWh. Fortune 



Wh. Fortune 



Manied.. 



Am.Joumal 



Married.. 



Ninja Turtles INInja Turttes IWkiga g IWingsg 



8:00 



8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



*** "Barbarians at Uw Gate" (1993) James Garner. 'R' | "Positively True Adventures 



Day One g 



Fresh Prince Someone 



Dave's 



Dave's 



704Hauser 



704 Hauaer | Murphy B. 



10:00 



10:30 



TiW 



"Getting Out" (1994, Drama) Rebecca De Momay. g News g 



"Web of OecepfKW" (1994, Suspense) Powers Booths, g 



Murphy B. Hearts ABre Northern Exposure (R) g 



Fresh Prince Someone 



Hearts Alta 



"Hostage for a Day" (1994, Comedy) George Wendt. g [**% "77>e Final Countdown'' (1980) Kiri( Douglas 



News 



News 



Northern Expoaure (R) g [News q iLate Show (In Stereo) q 



11:30 



12:00 



Comedy Hour; Jeni 



Cheers q iNightMne q 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) q 



1965) Frank Sinatra. 



**V2 "Heartburn " {)986, Drama) Jack Nk^iolson. 



PaMProg. 



News q ITonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Stentey Cup Playoffs: Eastern Conference Quarterfinal Game 5 - Teams TBA 



•••* "Far From the Madding Crowd" (1967, Drama) Julie Christte, Alan Bates. 'PG' "Star Chmb 



[Baseball 



From Grace" (1992) 'PG-13n*V2 "Wbes "(1988, Comedy) Cyndi Lauper. PG' q 



'To Die, To Sleep" (1992, Drama) 'PG-13" 



Salute 



Temple Looney 



** "Summer Lovers" (1982, Drama) Peter Gallagher. ISupermaritet 



** "/n-Sehveen"(1992) Alexandra Paul. 



Looney Doug 



IMuppete 



Shop-Drop [Unsolved Mysteries 



Murder. She Wrote q I WWF: Monday Night Raw [SHk Stagings (In Stereo) q 



*• "CritKal Condition" (1987) R' q }*• "Excessive Face" (1993) 'R' 



**V2 "Three of Hearts" (1993) William Bakjwin. 'R' q [Red Shoe [Love Street 



Partridge I Merit 



Sisters "Pandora's Box" q 



I Love Lucy I Bob Newhart [M.T. Moore |M.T. Moore 



**y2 "/ Posed for Ptaybov (1991, Drama) Lynda Carter. 



Sportecenter 



Wings q IWings q 



Baseball 



Quantum 



**^/2 "The Bodyguard" (\992) 'R' g 



Emanuelle's Amazon Adventure" (^988) 



Van Dyke IGet Smart 



Unaolvad Mysteries 



Dragnet 



Mysteries 



TUESDAY EVENING APRIL 26. 1994 



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**'/^ '"SK<e<[>cfcs" (1993, Drama) Chuck Norris. 'PG' q 



Donahue (In Stereo) q News g News g 



Empty Nest [Cheers g 



Oprah Whifrey g 



Ricki Lake 



rmy Toon Animaniacs 



Cops g [Cur. Affair 



(3:30) "American-Co." 



Max Out (R) Challe n ge 



Pyramid [Pyramid 



** "Nate and Haves" (1983) Tommy Lee Jones. PG' 



Coachg 



Geraldo 



News 



Oprah Winfrey g 



Babnan j Family M. 



Newsg 



*•* "Von Ryan's Express" 



Burnt Toast [NBA Today 



6:30 



7:00 



7:30 



"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1992) g 



ABC Newa 



NBC News 



CBS Newa 



Newsg 



Full House g Roseanne g 



NBC News 



MacQyver "Bushmaster" 



(3:30) "Dr. EhrlKh's Maqc Bullet" (1940) •* ""Convicts 



BeetteiulCT [CraiyKlda [Salute 



1965) Frank Sinatra, 



Sporte Tap Sportscenter 



Hard Copy g l Eni Tonight 

.UnnsHliil l-l Ulh E<u4iinA 



Jeopardy! g 



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CBS News 



Roseenne g 



Wh. Fortune 



Married.. 



Am.Joumal 



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** "'Fire in the S/ry" (1993) D.B. Sweeney. 'PG-13' g 
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"7?>e Dreamer of Oz: The L. Frank Baum Story" (1990) 



"The Dreamer of Oz: The L Frank Baum Story" (1990) [Dateline (In Stereo) g 



Kkls KHHng Kids (In Stereo) ""A House of Secrets and Lies" (1992) Connie Seltecca. 



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KMs Kmng KMs (In Stereo) [Front Page (In Stereo) g *** "Hooper" (1978, Comedy) Burt ReynoMs 



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1***^ "Roimd MkMght" {)986, Drama) Dexter Gordon. (In Stereo) "R" I** '"7?>e Toy 



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Quantaim 



"Bhje Steel" 



"H»d<0 0>e"(1993)"NR" 



Qet Smart 



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WEDNESDAY EVENING APRIL 27. 1994 



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EnytyNest [Cheers p 



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CBS Newa 



FulHouaeg 



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Now (In Stereo) g 



Trapa "The Empty Kitchen " 



Traps "The Empty Kitchen"" 



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10:30 



Turning Point q 



Law 8 Ordw (In Stereo) q 



48 Hours "Last Call" q 



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Toi<ght Shew (In Stereo) q 



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Bob Nawiiart IIIII.T. Moore IHLT. Meora 



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Freshman, Psychology 

"I got something to show you in my room." 






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"Come on, why don't you have sex with 

me?" 



Josh Botts 

Freshman, Secondary Ed./Biology 

"If I said you had a beautiful body, would 

you hold it against me?" 



Laura Doverspike 

Freshman, Theater 

"Are you tired? You must be, because you've 

been running through my mind all day." 






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Junior, Secondary Ed./Chemistry 

"We can stop at the drugstore when I walk 

you home." 



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Sophomore, Rehabilitation Science 

"Why don't we go for a walk and get to 

know each other better." 



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Junior, Communication 

"Baby, for you I'd rearrange the alphabet. 

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CUP to induct six into Hall of Fame 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University Sports 
Hall of Fame committee has 
announced that six new members 
will be inducted into the sixth 
class of the hall. 

The sixth class of inductees 
includes five athletes and one 
honorary inductee. In 

alphabetical order, the inductees 
are Edward H. Arndt, Tracy 
(Cooper) Rossa, Joseph P. 
DeGregorio, Robert L. Kelly, 
John Lovre, and Donald L. 
Rohn. 

Amdt was a four year starter at 
linebacker and noseguard 
between 1974-77. The team 
went 28-7-3 including the 1977 
PSAC ChampiQnship, He was a 
NAIA second team Ail- 
American in 1977 and an 
honorable mention AM in 1976. 
He was a first team conference 
selection in 75, '76, and '77 and 
a second team choice in '74. 

Cooper had an incredible 
career as a swinmier. In 1981 
Cooper helped the Golden 
Eagles to their sixth straight 
conference title and the AIAW 
Division II national 
championship. At nationals, she 
swam in seven events, won 
seven events, and helped set 
national records in all seven 
events, 

DeGregorio helped bring men's 
basketball to an incredible level 




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The Clarion Sports Hall of Name now includes six new members: Edward H. Arndt, Tracy 
(Cooper) Rossa, Joseph P. DeGregorio, Robert L. Kelly, John Lovre, and Donald L. Rohn. 



of success. Between 1974-1982, 
Clarion posted a 159-67 record. 
His teams tied or won the PSAC- 
West five times, and won the 
NAIA District 18 title in 1977 
and 1980. The '77 team went 
27-3 and won 19 straight at one 



point. When De(jregorio retired, 
his players ranked 1-2-3 in 
scoring, with six of the top ten 
scOTers, and three of the top four 
in rebounding. He coached such 
players as Reggie Wells and 
John Calipari. 



Kelly was a three year starter 
for the Golden Eagles from 
1950-'52. He was co-captain of 
the '52 team that went 17-0, won 
the NAIB District 30 playoffs 
and won a spot in the NAIB 
national playoffs. Kelly was 



voted a first team choice on the 
All West Penn Teachers, All Tri- 
State, and MVP All West Penn 
Teachers his junior and senior 
years. He also earned one 
baseball letter. 

Lovre was a record setting 
receiver for Clarion from 1951- 
1957. In '52 he was part of the 
8-0 Clarion team that won the 
Lion's Bowl over East Carolina. 
He caught 11 TD's and averaged 
25.1 yards per catch that year, a 
record that still stands. He was 
named first team All-State, All- 
District, and All-Teachers 
Conference several times 
throughout his career. 

Rohn was a national 
champion wrestler and three 
time All-American. Rohn ended 

his career (1973-76) with a 124- 
9-2 record with 38 pins. He was 
a four time conference 
champion, four time Wilkes 
Open champion, and won an 
EWL title. He helped Clarion to 
three conference titles and a 
fourth place fmish at nationals. 

Induction ceremonies are set 
for Friday, May 6 at Chandler 
Hall. The social event will begin 
at 5:30 at Moore Hall, with 
ceremonies beginning at 7. Cost 
for the event is $20 per person. 
Ticket orders are being handled 
by Nancy Lattimore, room 11 
Tippin Gym. 

Make checks payable to CUP 
Sports Hall of Fame. 



Baseball team wins one over Edinboro 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University 
baseball team recently had a 
string of tough conference 
games. 

On Sunday the Golden Eagles 
went to Indiana and faced the 
Indians in a double header. 
Qarion dropped the first game 7- 
0. Clarion's bats were slow in 
the game, and Pat Berzmski was 
the only stand-out gdng 2-for-3. 

Marie Spohn started the game 
and went 5 2/3 innings with five 
strike outs. Ryan Bauer came in 
in relief. 

Clarion dropped the second 
game as well. Marc Keller and 



John Quahliero each scored a run 
for the Eagles. Chad McCombs 
went l-for-2 with an RBI, and 
Scott Weir was 2-for-3 with one 
run and two RBI. 

Jason Rafalski went 2/3 
innings giving up six runs (only 
two earned) one hit and one 
strike out. Bauer pitched in 
relief. 

Next, Clarion faced Lock 
Haven in a make-up double 
header. In the first game Clarion 
fell 8-4. At the plate (^ahliero 
was l-for-3 with a run scored, 
Berzonski went l-f(H'-4 with two 
runs and an RBI, Don 
Biertempfel was l-for-4 with 
two RBI, Marc Oommes was 2- 
for-4 with an RBI, and Weir 



went 2-for-4. 

On the mound. Bill Cook went 
five innings, giving up six runs 
and two hits, while striking out 
three. Scott Feldman gave up 
two runs with three strike outs in 
relief. 

In the second game the Eagles 
fell again, this time 15-9, giving 
up a seven run second inning. 
Keller went l-for-4 with two 
runs and an RBI, Quahliero was 
2-f(M--4 with a run and two RBI, 
Biertempfel was l-for-2 with a 
run scored, and Matt Obenrader 
was 2-for-4 with a run scored 
and three RBI. 

Jason Knight started for the 
Eagles, but gave up eight runs 
while striking out four. Ryan 



Saul, Bauer, and Mark Johnson 
all entered the game in relief. 

Tuesday, Clarion travelled to 
Edinboro to take on the Fighting 
Scots. Clarion won the first 
game 7-5. Keller went l-for-2 
with a run scored, Quahliero was 
2-for-3 with a double, a triple, 
three runs scored and an RBI, 
Biertempfel was 2-for-4 with 
two doubles and two RBI, and 
McCombs and Berzonski both 
went l-for-3 with a run Kored. 

McCranbs started the game for 
(Clarion, giving up three hits in 5 
1/3 inning, and striking out three. 
Shawn Sterling relieved and 
gave up two hits in 1 2/3 innings. 

Clarion dropped the second 
game 7-2. Kelter went l-for-4 



with one run scored. Weir was 2- 
for-4 with an RBI, and (jronunes 
was 2-for-3. 

On the mound Rob Hooks 
pitched 5 1/3 inning while giving 
up seven runs, seven hits, and 
striking out seven. 

Clarion is at home against 
Mercyhurst today, and. plays 
Slippery Rock at home in a 
double header Saturday. 

PSAC notes: Keller is 
currently seventh in the 
conference in batting with a .432 
average. Pete Peters of 
Mansfield is in the lead with 
.500. 

Weir is fourth in triples with 
two. Steve Flanigan of Cal is 
fmi with five stolen bases. 



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1994 NFL draft preview 

Who's "Bi 



by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



Draft day 1994. The first signs 
that the NFL is coming around is 
draft day. Hockey is dying 
down. Basketball is in its final 
stages as well. Baseball is 
getting into its never ending 
schedule. But then comes die 
draft. Then mini-camps. Then 
summer camps. Exhibition 
games. Before you know it, 
kickoff *94 is at your doorstep. 
This Sunday is the start of the 
cycle. 

Professional scouts and 
coaches have spent uncountable 
hours combing through game 
fihns lo(^ng for the next Reggie 
White or Eric Green. After 
thousands of q)inions and a visit 
to the combine, scouts have 
narrowed their picks to a certain 
few. Many questions are asked 
(What holes need filled? Who 
needs replaced? Who will 
produce?) and hopefully 
answered. 

This year, as any other, a few 
athletes have risen above the 
rest. The first question that most 
ask is, "Are there any top-notch 
quarterbacks available?" The 
answer is yes. Tennessee 
Volunteer Heath Shuler chose to 
exit the NCAA a year early in 
hopes of making it in the big 
leagues. A Heisman trophy 
runner-up last year, Shuler has 
mastered the play-action pass 
and is a fine screen passer. He 
could certainly be the #1 pick. 

Another, less publicized QB is 
Tren Dilfer from Fresno State. 
Heard of him? Doubtful. 
Another passer "trapped" in the 
WAC, Dilfer also chose to leave 
as a junior. The 6*3" Dilfer 
threw 28 TD's last year to only 4 
interceptions. What consistency! 
Just watch this shooter rise to the 
NFL. 

Other QB's to watch: Boston 
College's Glen Foley, Michigan 
State's Jim Miller, and 
everyone's favorite, Charlie 
Ward of Florida State. 

From the backfield comes a 
solid corps of runners who make 
this position one of the draft's 
strongest. Marshall Faulk. 'Nuff 
said. Leading the nation in 
rushing two out of the last tluee 
years, this San Diego St. Aztec 
ran wild in a conference known 
more for passing. A powerhouse 
in the lower body and a 
punishing attack are qualities 
diat make Faulk a possible #1. 
LeShon Johnson from 



Northern Illinois came out of the 
woodwork to lead the nation last 
year with 1,976 yards on the 
ground. A junior college 
transfer, Johnson is quick to the 
hole and gets to full speed 
quickly. He is a possible dark 
horse in the NFL. 

Other backs to watch: 
Auburn's James Bostic, Rorida's 
Errict Rhett, and Texas Tech's 
Byron Morris. 

How about receivers? With a 
good bunch of QB's in the lot, 
the receivers aren't too bad 
either. Colorado Buffalo Charles 
Johnson won Big Eight 
Offensive Player of the Year 
award catching nine TD's and 
racking up 1,082 yards in 1993. 
Lacking blazing speed, Johnson 
has a tremendous work ethic and 
can make the big play deep. 

All-American Johnnie Morton 
from use is another top pick. 
Compared to NFL great Lynn 
Swann, also from USC, Morton 
caught 78 passes for 1,373 yards 
and 12 touchdowns in 1993. 

Don't forget Derrick Alexander 
at Michigan. A huge target at 
6'2", 190 pounds, Alexander is a 
fast receiver and is an effective 
punt returner. 

Others to watch for: Damay 
Scott of San Diego State and 
David Palmer and Kevin Lee, 
both from Alabama. 

Lower down in the draft, but 
not that low, c(Mnes a handful of 
offensive linemen. Sorry, no 
Willie Roafs this year. Notables 
at this spot are Aaron Taylor of 
Notre Dame, Bernard Williams 
of Georgia, Wayne Gandy of 
Auburn, Todd Steussie of 
California, Tre Johnson of 
Temple, and Isaac Davis of 
Arkansas. 

On defense comes what scouts 
call the next Reggie White. He's 
Dan "Big Daddy" Wilkinson 
from Ohio State. At 6'3", 313 




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pounds. Big Daddy can move 
"slightly" fast and often times is 
double teamed. Possibilities 
abound for Wilkinson, who may 
be the #1 pick overall. 

Bryant Young of Noue Dame 
is another one to watch. Young 
U"uly refuses to be blocked and 
uses his hands well, while 
attacking the quarterback on 
every down. 

How about Wilhe McGinest of 
USC? This defensive end hunts 
for offensive weaknesses and 
exploits them. 

The linebacking crew is led by 
Trev Alberts of Nebraska. The 
Big Eight Defensive Player of 
the Year made every All- 
American team and won the 
Butkus Trophy as the top 
linebacker in America in 1993. 

Can you say Lavirence Taylor? 
How about Jamir Miller from 
UCLA? A dominating pass 
rusher. Miller continually has the 
quarterback running for his life. 

Another big one from the Big 
Eight is Oklahoma's Aubrey 



Beaves. Racking up 20.5 sacks 
the past two years and still solid 
in pass coverage, Beaves is an 
all-purpose defense man. 

In the secondary, some real 
talent lies in Antonio Langham. 
This defensive back is a great 
athlete with incredible cover 
skills and outstanding quickness. 
With a knack for getting at the 
Wi, Langham looks Uke the best 
at times - Rod Woodson. 

Another hot one at the cwner 
is A&M's Aaron Glenn. Only 
5'9", Glenn has a 41 inch vertical 
leap and has superb one-on-one 
coverage. Glenn also doubles as 
a punt returner. 

Golden Domer Jeff Burris is 
another first round possibility. 
An instinctive player who has 
played at every position in the 
secondary, his best work is at 
free safety. 

Place kickers? In the draft? 
Sure! Dan Eichloff of Kansas, 
Doug Brien of California, and 
Oregon's Tom Th(xnpson are the 
top three. 



Punters too. Pat O'Neil of 
Syracuse looks to be tops with 
Colorado's Mitch Burger close 
behind. 

Now there's a quick rap on 
Draft '94. The number one pick 
can only hope for the success of 
last year's number one - Drew 
Bledsoe. Who knows, mayto 
your favorite team will get the 
player you've been looking for. 
The draft is no longer some 
small potatoes event. Thanks to 
ESPN, it has become a major 
production. Fans everywhere 
can know who their favorite (and 
most hated teams) will be putting 
their money an for the years to 
come. And this year we won't 
be forced to watch Jimmy and 
Jerry discussing great strategy in 
their draft room. What will 
Barry Switzer do now that he 
can't illegally obtain players? 

Regardless, one thing's for 
certain: The NFJ^ machine is 
rolling again. September 4 is 
just around the comer. Live with 
it, hockey and basketball fans. 



STUDENT SENATE ELECTIONS: 

Men., April 25 - Wed., April 27 
" To Be Your Voice, We must Hear Your Voice" 

It will soon be the time that we must again elect 
representatives from our student body to serve on 

Student Senate. 





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Cafe Gemmel Library 

Monday April, 25 11-1 2-4 4-6 
Tuesday April, 26 11-1 2-4 4-6 
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Will there be Magic in Los Angeles 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



For the first time in years, the 
Lakers won't be in the playoffs. 
Not that they've done anything 
since meeting the Chicago Bulls 
in the Finals a few years ago, but 
a legacy has ended. Another 
area in the Lakers' life that has 
seemed to die is the security of 
having Magic Johnson around. 

After having a taste of the 
NBA coaching life, Magic has 
stated that it's too much work 
and wouldn't be worth the time 
to continue to coach the Lakers. 
By the ending of the Lakers 
season, you can't blame him. 

The Lakers started out by 
beating up on the Milwaukee 
Bucks and perennial losers, the 
Minnesota Timberwolves. As 
the statistics would predict, the 
Lakers began losing to teams at 
the .500 level or better. 

What started out as roses for 
Magic quickly turned into weeds 
as Johnson's slim hopes for the 
playoffs were whisped away. 



This brings a couple things to the 
surface about Klagic's coaching. 

First of all, we all know that 
Magic's return to L.A. would 
spark a fire under the Lakers and 
they would come out of the gates 
fast. However, we also knew 
that this flame would soon be 
doused by the talent of teams 
such as Seattle, Portland, 
Houston, etc. and Coach Johnson 
can only coach so much. The 
talent needs to be there and it 
isn't. The Lakers have some 
good young talent but it takes 
more than a couple, players to 
make a team. Over an 82 game 
season, the charm and showtime 
of Magic will wear off and the 
ulcers will begin for the 
coaching staff. 

Secondly, I believe Magic's 
presence puts plenty of {s^ssure 
on a young Lakers team. If 
Magic were to change his mind 
and stay, I think the huge sh£dow 
of the Lakers in 80's would 
boom over the 90's team. There 
has been and I'm sure there 
would be plenty of more 



references to the 80's with Magic 
as coach. How could any team 
live up to those expectations. As 
a player I think I'd be getting 
pretty annoyed with the media 
about the second time I heard 
anything about the Laker's past. 
There's nothing wrong with pride 
over the decades but 
comparisons can grate on the 
nerves. 

Finally, could Magic handle 
being so close to the NBA game 
without having a torn heart that 
desperately wants to play. In his 
best interest it would probably be 
better to continue his All-Star 
basketball tour around the world 
and rake in the praise and 
money. 

The NBA revoloving door of 
coaching will give plenty of 
opportunities to Magic. If any 
team woe to sweeten the pot by 
adding a fair share of ownership 
to the team, Magic could be back 
in coaching soon. We'll have to 
see what summer brings. Magic 
could be anywhere. 

Magic had a brilliant career. 



possibly the most pretigious in 
the history of the NBA. But if 
he can't be a top of the line 
coach, or if he doesn't have the 
time or desire to devote himself 



to it 100%, then he should 
quietly walk away from the 
game and pass the torch to 
someone else deserving of the 
attention. 



Track stars qualify for states 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Clarion University hosted the 
Clarion Open on Saturday, April 
16. Several Golden Eagles fared 
very well in the competition. 

In the heptathalon, Michelle 
Raster of Slippery Rock took 
first with a personal best score of 
3,642. 

Coming in at fourth was 
Clarion's April Thompson. She 
scored a 2,466 which according 
to Coach Ron Wiser is a 
university record. Thompson 
and Jen Zdarko who had 2,276 
points qualified for states. 

In the decathlon, John Bresnan 
of Thiel scored a personal record 
6,384 points and earned an 
automatic bid to Division III 



Nationals. 

Dana Harrington was second 
for Clarion. He broke Dan 
Payne's university record and 
earned qualifications for states. 
Jerry Varich finished sixth and 
also earned a trip to states. 

Tom Swenson qualified for 
states in the 200 and Rick 
Rectenwald got second in the 
800. Swenson also qualified in 
the 100 with an 11.1. 

Megan Stecklair took third in 
the 800 with a 2:38 and Mike 
McKelvey was second in the 
1500 with 4:46. The women's 
400 relay team was seccHid with 
a 56.9. 

The Golden Eagles will next 
be in action April 30 at the 
Baldwin Wallace Inv. It was 
originally scheduled for the 23. 




Looks like a 
Vivarin night. 



It's 10 PM. You've crammed for finals 

all week. Took two today. And 

now you've got to pack an entire 

semester's worth of Philosophy into 

one take-home exam, in one night. 

But how do you stay awake when 

you're totally wiped? Revive 

with Vivarin. Safe as coffee, 

Vivarin helps keep you awake 

and mentally alert for hours. 

So when you have pen in 

hand, but sleep on the brain, 

make it a Vivarin night! 



Hockey's second season is underway 



by Eric Feigel 

and Kevin Zeilmanski 

Sports Writers 

Critics of the National Hockey 
League suggest that the regular 
season is a meaningless 
marathon that eliminates only a 
fraction of the teams. The critics 
are half right. The hockey 
season is an enduring marathon 
of 84 regular season games, but 
is then followed by two months 
of the most intense competition 
in sport, with teams playing 
every other night. 

Every marathon has its point 
where the athletes hit the wall, 
and the end of the regular season 
signifies hockey's heartbreak 
hill. 16 of the 26 teams will 
embark on the quest for sport's 
most historic trophy. But when 
you break the teams down, there 
are really only a few contenders, 
a few more pretenders, and the 
imposters. 

Only twelve teams have ever 
won the prestigious Stanley Cup. 
Six of those twelve teams have 
won in the past twenty years, and 
two teams that have won the cup 
don't even count. The N.Y. 
Rangers haven't won it since - 
all together now - 1940, and the 
Ottawa Senators won the Cup in 
their past life back in the 1920's. 

Becoming Cup champions is 
like being accepted into a 
prestigious fraternity, but Lord 
Stanley only extends bids to a 
select few. So how do you get 
invited? Phenomenal 

goaltending and excellent 
defense is a must for any team to 
have any hope of hoisting the 
Cup in June. So who are the 
ones who have the best shot? 
Let's take a look: 

The New York Islanders made 
it past the Panthers to earn the 
last playoff spot in the East. 
Mid-season the Islanders were 
lagging far behind a playoff spot 
but they showed a lot of 
character and bounced into the 
race. Look for them to possibly 
pull a few upsets. 

The Washington Capitals are 
known for early playoff exits and 
this year should be no exception. 
They have no big goal scorer, 
weak goaltending, and a sub-par 
season for Kevin Hatcher should 
mean the Caps will be gone 
quickly. 

The San Jose Sharks have been 
coming on very strong and could 
upset some people. A good 
season for a young team. 

The Boston Bruins have spent 
some time in first place this 
season but having lost MVP 



candidate Cam Neely for the 
season really pours salt in the 
Bruins' wounds. Neely is the 
heart and soul of the team and 
without him, chances aie slim. 

The Vancouver Canucks 
started the season with high 
expectations but have had a very 
disappointing year. Pavel Bure 
has been the hottest player in 
hockey in the second half of the 
season, but this team needs more 
than one player. 

The Chicago Blackhawks have 
had a lot of success in the 
playoffs the last couple of years 
but this is an aging team that 
runs only one line deep. Jeremy 
Roenick, Chris Chelios, and Ed 
Belfour may be enough to win 
one series but not much after 
that. 

Those were the imposters, here 
are the pretenders. 

The Dallas Stars' Coach Bob 
Gainey has brought with him the 
defense, discipline and intensity 
he played with while playing 
with the Stars, but the team lacks 
overall depth. Andy Moog being 
the net minder gives them hc^ 
because of his great playoff 
history. 

The Buffalo Sabres' Dominik 
Hasek became the first goalie 
since Bemie Parent in 1974 to 
finish with a goals against 
average of under 2.00. He 
completed the season with a 1.95 
average. The Sabres finally won 
a playoff series last year, their 
first in many years, but bowed 
out in four straight to the 
Canadiens. Their goaltending is 
great but they lack experience in 
winning. A possible sleeper. 

Despite leading the league in 
points all season, N.Y Rangers 
GM Neil Smith was the most 
active at the trading deadline. 
He acquired two more former 
Edmonton Oilers. But guess 
what? This isn't the early 80's 
and these aren't the same Oilers. 



The Rangers may win a couple 
of series, but history will haunt 
them and they will again be 
denied the Cup. 1940!! 

The Calgary Flames have 
flickered since winning the cup 
in 1989 and don't appear to be a 
serious threat this year. The 
defense is good, the offense is 
adequate, but Mike Vemon is too 
unreliable in net. Vemon sees 
Mario Lemieux in his 
nightmares. 

Of all the pretenders, the Blues 
have the best chance of making a 
legitimate run at the Cup. Curtis 
Joseph in goal can carry this 
team into the playoffs like he has 
the past three years. He sees 
more shots and makes more 
saves than any goalie in the 
league. The offense is explosive 
but their defense is lacking. 

Now, the contenders: 
The New Jersey Devils lack 
the playoff experience of the 
other contenders but they have 
been the most consistent team all 
year. Their coach, Jacques 
Lemaire, has brought a winning 
tradition with him from 
Montreal. The players believe in 
him and follow intently. Their 
only question mark is the 
reliability of rookie goaltender 
Martin Brodeur. 

The Toronto Maple Leafs were 
one game away from the finals 
last year. That experience, 
especially for superstar goalie 
Felix Potvin, should be a 
tt-emendous boost for a push to 
the Cup. Their special teams are 
sound and any Pat Burns 
coached team is defensively 
solid. 

The Montreal Canadiens have 
won 23 Stanley Cups. What 
makes them contenders this 
year? Simply the fact that they 
are the Canadiens. They have 
Patrick Roy and they always find 
a way to win. 

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Cup except goaltending. The 
Redwings have Scotty Bowman 
as coach and the best collection 
of forwards in the league. Their 
reluctance to part with good 
prospects for a star goalie could 
be their downfall. 

The Pittsburgh Penguins have 
proven they can win without 
Mario and Tom Barasso but 
haven't proven they can win 
without Larry Murphy. Murphy 



has not missed a game in three 
years and is the anchor of the 
defense. The Pens as a group are 
aging and they are playing for 
their place in history. Lemieux 
should be healthy enough to play 
4 to 7 games in a series, but with 
his back injury we may not see 
his end to end rushes we 
witnessed in the past. The 
Penguins however, should have 
enough to once again win the 
Cup. 



Golden Eagle golfers 
take Hrst place at 
the Westminster Inv. 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Monday, the Golden Eagle 
golf team traveled to the 
Westminster Invitational. 

At the end of the tourney, 
Clarion had a score of 331, and 
was tied with host Westminster. 
However Clarion's fifth man had 
an 88, compared to an 89 for 
Westminster's fifth man. Clarion 
won the tie-breaker, and was 
awarded first place. 

Gannon was third with 335, 
Mercyhurst was fourth with 338, 
and Edinboro was fifth with a 
score of 339. 

Individually for the Golden 
Eagles, Andy Ganoe shot an 80, 
Todd Corbeil and Corey Bierly 
both had 83's, Brian Fiscus had 
an 85, and Chris Brosius shot an 
88. 

Tuesday, Clarion was at the 
Shipery Rock Invitational where 
they finished eighth out of 14 
teams. 

Winning the tournament was 
Youngstown State. Second was 



Allegheny, and third lUP. 

Individually for Clarion, 
Corbeil led the way with a 78. 
Ganoe shot a 79, Bierly had an 
80, Fiscus hit an 86, Brosius had 
an 87, and Greksa finished with 
an 89. 

Clarion will next be in action 
on Monday and Tuesday as they 
travel to Treasure Lake for the 
PSAC's. Treasure Lake is in 
Dubois. 

Clarion finishes out the season 
after that at the Allegheny 
Invitaional, which is held on 
April 29-30 

PSAC notes: Slippery Rock 
has proved to be one of the 
conferences strongest and most 
well balanced teams. They 
showed this in one stretch last 
week by winning the West 
Chester Invitational, the 
Millersville Invitational, and the 
Wooster Invitational all in a 
row. 

lUP senior Mike Wah scored a 
hole-in-one when he aced the 
185 yard par 3, 7th hole at the 
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Softball team 
keeps improving 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Golden Eagle women's 
Softball team faced some tough 
conference foes recently. 

Last week, the Eagles traveled 
to Shippensburg to take on the 
Red Raiders. The Raiders are a 
talented PS AC team and took 
both of the games from Clarion. 

The first game went to Shipp 
by a score of 8-5. Sonya Hafer 
went the distance on the hill for 
Clarion, and pitched very well. 
In fact, Hafer also came in in 
relief in the second game, and 
finished with a combined 2.63 
ERA. 

"We were in there both 
games," said Coach Judy Pezek 
Bums. Coach Bums also noted 
that last season Shipp ran up ten 
runs in three innings in both 
games against Clarion. So 
despite dropping both ends of die 
double header, it was a marked 
improvement for the Eagles. 

For the two games Leslie 
Schattauer went 2-for-7 with a 
run scored and an RBI. Sarah 
Pitney, Melody Dess, Mary Beth 
Kasenchak, and Rose Wilson all 
also went 2-for-7 with one run 
scored. Missy Brown went 3- 
for-7 with a double. Hafer went 
2-for-5 with two RBI at the 
plate. 

Clarion then played 
Mercyhurst Sunday in a make-up 
double header. In the first 
game, the Eagles had the bases 
loaded with the potential to drive 
in the winning mn, but failed to 
get a runner across the plate. 
They ended up dropping the 
game in the ninth inning, 7-4. 
Hafer went the distance for 
Clarion and finished with a 3.10 
ERA. 

In the second, Clarion came 
back and beat Mercyhurst 
soundly, 4-1. Clarion knew they 
should have won the first 
contest, and played very well. 

Pitney noted, "We we're so 



ticked off that we lost the first 
game. We had them by the 
throat and let them go." 

Brown pitched all seven 
innings for Clarion, and gave up 
only one hit, and no eamed mns. 

"It was a great performance 
from two freshmen pitchers," 
Coach Brown said. 

At the plate, Schattauer was 4- 
for-9 with three RBI, Pitney was 
5-for-9 with two mns scored and 
an RBI, Janene Brown was 6- 
for-9 with two runs scored, a 
stolen base and an RBI, and Julie 
Catalan© was 3-for9 with one 
run scored. Wilson was 2-for-8 
with a double, an RBI and a mn 
scored. 

On Tuesday the Eagles 
traveled to Cal for another 
double header. The Lady 
Vulcans are currently the ninth 
ranked team in the country and a 
bona fide powerhouse. Clarion 
droped both games, 9-1 and 10- 
5. 

Despite the losses, Clarion 
stuck with Cal and gave a good 
fight. 

"We played really well," said 
Coach Bums. "I really feel that 
we're not that far away [from 
contending for the conference 
crown]." 

Clarion may have been 
somewhat intimidated at the 
prospects of plying such a strong 
team, but after the games started 
and Clarion realized they could 
play with them, they were much 
more relaxed. They were even 
leading Cal 5-2 in the bottom of 
the third of the second game. 

Leslie Croston, Catalano, and 
Brown each had two hits in the 
second game for the Lady 
Eagles. 

Schattauer is second in the 
conference in batting, and 
Catalano is second in stolen 
bases. 

Clarion will next be in action 
today at home against Ashland, 
and Saturday they are at home 
against Lock Haven. 



Do you need extra 
$Money$ 

Clarion County Men's Softball League 

needs umpires for the summer 

Call 226-6390 for information 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 21, 1994 



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Classifieds 



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AA Cruise and travel Employment 
guide. Earn BIG $$$ -t-travel the 
world free! (Caribbean, Europe, 
Hawaii, Asia!) Hurry! Busy 
spring/summer seasons approaching. 
Guaranteed success! Call (919) 929- 
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$750/wk. Alaska fisheries this 
summer. Maritime Services. 1-208- 
860-0219. 



Registered family daycare accepting 
ap* 'irations for summer and fall 
daycare, (^ality daycare, affordable 
and loving just like mommy and 
daddy would give. Rainbow (814) 
227-2381. 

Work In the Wild! Tour guide. 
Dude ranch, instructor, lifeguard, 
trail maintance, hotel staff, 
firefighter+volunteer and 

government positions available at 
national parks. Excellent 
benefits+bonuses! Over 25,000 
openings! Apply now for best 
positions. For more info, call: 1-206- 
545-4804 exLN5246 

250 COUNSELORS and instructors 

needed! COED summer camp in 

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Lohikan, Box 234CC, Kenilworth. 

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EMPLOYMENT- Earn up to 
$8,000+ in two months. Room and 
board! Transportation! Male or 
female. No experience necessary. 
Call (206)545-4155 ext A5246. 



CRUISE SHIPS NOW HIRING- 
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on Cruise Ships or Land-Tour 
companies. World Travel. Simimer 
and Full-time employment available. 
No experience necessary. For more 
information call 1-206-634-0468 ext 
C5246. 



Summer Counsels 
"LAST CHANCE" 

Male-Basketball, baseball, tennis. 
Outstanding NYS Co-ed resident 
camp. Kennybrook-19 Southway, 
Hartsdale, NY 10530 
914-693-3037 



Clarion Little League and Senior 
League need experienced baseball 
unlpires for the summer. Season 
begins in late April and runs thru 
July 2. Umpires are paid. If you 
have umpiring experience call 226- 
1825 before 4 p.m.. 226-5899 after 4 
pjn. 



Counselors wanted. Trim down- 
fitness, co-ed, NYS camp. 100 
positions: sports, crafts, many 
others. Camp Shane, Femdale NY, 
12734.(914)292-4045. 



The First Presbyterian Church of 
Clarion invites applications for the 
position of Church Secretary (25 
hours per week). General office 
skills, including word processing, 
will be important. Resumes, together 
with references, should be addressed 
to the Personnel Committee, First 
Presbyrian Church, 700 Wood St., 
Clarion, PA 16214. Deadline: April 
28, 1994. EOE. 



Rooms anci Rcnl 



For rent: Nice, quiet, furnished 
iq>artment for 2-4 tenants. Summer or 
fall. Girls preferred. 226-8225. 

Great 3 bednx)m townhouse with full 
bath and 2 half baths for 4 students. 
782-3177. 

Apartments for rent, fall 1994. Call 
354-2992 

Three bedroom house for 4 students. 
One block from gym. Available fall 
semester. Call Ron, 226-6449. 

Summer apartments. 1-4 person 
occupancy. 1 block from campus. 
226-5917 

House for rent, summer session. 
South St., Gose to campus, cheap. 
Call 226-0734, ask for Steve. 



Nice houses available for fall term. 
Close to campus. 4 or more 
individuals. Evoiings, 226-8617. 

For Rent Sleeping Rooms Only. For 
summer of 94 and Fall term of 94. 
Viwy near college campus. Utilities 
included. For more information call 
226-5647. 

For Rent: House, Apartment, Mobile 
home. Summer, Fall and Spring. 
226-9279. 

Nice home setting, 2 BR apartment, 
for four girls, Greenville Avenue 
across from Davis Hall. $650 per 
semester plus utilities. 354-2891. 



Apartments for fall/spring for two 
and apartment for one to four for 
summer. 226-6867. 

For rent: For all three summer 
sessions. 4 bedroom apartment, 
newly remodeled. Half block from 
campus. Utilities included in rent. 
Call 226-7316, ask for Amy. 

For rent: Mobile home for summer or 
faU 94. In Qarion. 764-3626. 

Housemate needed immediately. 
Private bedroom. 5 blocks from 
campus. Also needed. 1-2 people for 
summer and/or fall. Furnished. 
$150Anonth. 227-2248. 

Apartment for rent near campus for 2- 
3 non-smoking students. Utilities 
included. 226-7997. 



Summer rentals, $600 for two people 
for both sessions. Apartments are 
furnished with a washer and dryer in 
the home and an excellent location. 12 
apartments available. Call 226-5690. 

Rick Slike Rentals. 226-5690. 12 
apartments, good location, summer 
rental. 

For rent, 4 BR, 3 bath, washer/dryer, 
modern trailer loacted near Comet 
grocery store. Call 226-6327 around 5 
p.m 

Houses available close to campus. 
Utilities included. 797-1201. 



AnnoLinccmenls 



Tuesday & Thursday night Special. 
Ragley's Bowl Arena 9 p.m. - 11 p.m. 
All you can bowl only $4.00. 3 per 
lane minimum. BYOB if you're over 
21. 

ATTENTION STUDENTS! 
INTERESTED IN MEETING 
SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER 
SCHOOL, STATE, OR RIGHT 
HERE? Find out what's hot in other 
places, call 1-900-485-3300 extension 
9251 Must be 18 years/only $2.99 per 
minute, procall (602) 954-7420. 

Simday Stiident Mass 

5:30 p.m 

Inunacidate Conception Church 

This Week (4-24) 

Fourth Sunday of Easter 

Gospel: John 10:11-18 

++++++ 

CAR WASH 

FRIDAY (4/22) 

4:00'TIL 7:00 p.m. 

LC. School 

Main St 

sponsered by the 

Newman Association 

++++++ 

BACCALAUREATE MASS 

honoring all Graduating students 

Sunday May 1,1994 

5:30 p.m 

Celebrate a time of Uessing before 

finals and farewell.... 

ZETAPHIETA 

is sp(»isoring a 

speech competiticm 

April 27tfi at 7:00 p.m 

All students are eligible. 

PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED!!! 

Register in 162 Marwick-Boyd 

by April 25th at 4:00 p.m 



For Sale 



CONCERT 
Bryan Adams will be at the Civic 
Arena May 20th. I have two tickets for 
the sold out concert. $27/tickeL Call 
227-2492. 



Personals 



To Debbie Dawen Zehner and 
Caroline Satterwhitesky: Roses are 
red, violets are blues, Happy 22nd 
birthday, to the both of yous! 

Lori, #3 from Fall 93 to turn 21! See 
ya in the bars! Love, your ZTA sisters. 



Great job everyOTC during Greek Week! 
TheZetas. 

Phi Sigma, ZT and wrestler friends: 
We had a blast, too bad it couldn't last. 
What a hot and blazin time! Love, Zeta 
Tau Alpha. 



Darla, Youy're finally the big 2-1! It's 
gorma be fun! What to do, one of the 
last to turn from Spring 92! Be ready 
for the bars! Love, your CTA sisters. 



The brothers of A-Phi-O would like to 
wish the pledge class good luck on 
Saturday! Not much longer now! 



Patti Pooper, happy belated b-day! One 
year older and one day closer to 
graduation! Love, Lori. 



Phi Delts- Congrats on your success 
during your first Greek Week and good 
luck with the installation ceremonies! I 
love ya, April- P.S. Happy birthday, 
Mike-Mike. 

The sistras of AST wish to thank TheU 
Phi Alpha for their generous donation 
for Amy Tank's recovery. 



Kristen, congratulations on your 
lavaliere. We're so happy for you and 
Chris! Love, your sisters of AST. 



To our seniors: Congratulations on 
becoming alumnae and best of luck 
after graduation. Well miss you! Love, 
your sisters of AST. 



Sheiri: Congratulations on becoming 
president of Panhd. We're so proud of 
you! Love, your sisters of AST- 



Sheila, thanks for doing a wonderful job 
with the formal, we love you! your 
sisters of AST. 



Belated thanks to Tau Kappa Epsilon 
for the delicious ^ple pie mixer. The 
sisters of D-PW-E 

Special thanks to Wendy and Liz for all 
their hard work and dedication during 
Greek Week. Love, your D-Phi-E 
sisters. 

Thank you to Milce Koziel for playing 
the piano for us during Greek Sing. 
Love, Ddta Phi Epsilon. 

Hiq)py birthday to our April Pi's: Julie 
Smith and Jackie David. Love, your 
future D-Phi-E sisters. 



Happy 23rd birthday to Wendy 
Spicuzza. We love you! your D-Phi-E 
sisters. 



To Susan K. Congratulations on your 
scholarship and becoming treasurer! I 
Love, your big, HoUy 

Congratulations to our newest 
members: Shaiuion Jones, Ldgh Ann 
Muth, Patti Wilson, Carolina Konitsky, 
Angie Porter and Terri Steigleman. It 
was a long road but you made it to the 
end. Love, your sisters of ASA. 

Happy birthday to Jen and Shelly Only 
365 days give or take a few, until your 
big "21." Love in ASA, your sisters. 



Kim, Thank you for doing such a great 
job with Greek Week. You did a 
wonderful job for all your hard work 
and time you put into it. Love, your 
sisters of ASA. 

ASA open bid party on Monday. April 
25, at 9 p.m. All are welcome to 1056 
Wood Street. Casual dress, and bring a 
fiiend. 



Happy birthday Deb Z.!! Love, your 
little. HoUy. 



My tall, skinny honey, youll always be 
the apple of my eye, even if you have to 
look down to see into them! Sony about 
Sunday, I still love you forever! 
Thinking of Thursday fondly, Catalina 
McDoogle. 



Congratulations to the new vice- 
president of Panhel, Robin Cepikoff! 
We arc very proud of you! Love, your 
Theta Phi Alpha sisters. 



To all sororities and fraternities who 
participated in Greek Week: 
Congratulations and good luck next 
year! Theta Phi Alpha. 

Congratulations to Ami Miller, 
president of Theta Phi Alpha and 
Megan Casey, -treasuret 

Thanks to Meghan Kelly for her 
dedication during Greek Week, Theta 
Phi Alpha. 

I left my money in Hammcmd and my 
guts on Melissa and Lisa's lawn. 

Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
congratulate all the winners of Gieelc 
Week. 



To the brothers of Theta Xi: Thanks for 
the great mixer! We had a blast! I^ove, 
Phi Sigma Sigma. 

Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Kelly for a great job during Greek 
Week. 



To the brothers of Kappa DeUaRho: We 
had a great time rocking with you! 
Love, Phi Sigma Sigma 

Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
congratulate the new faculty senators. 



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Comics, cards & 
Collector supplies 

Monday-Saturday 
Noon-5:30 

Friday 

Noon -7:00 

(Open earlier by chance) 

Phone 227-2544 

Located on Sotith 6th Ave. 
Across from the Loomis 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 21, 1994 



Sports view 'P^HiIL. ^P*^1| % 

Help keep the Pirates in Pittsburgh IftC dUFIOn 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 

Remember back in 1985 when 
the Pittsburgh Pirates almost left 
town? All of the city pulled 
around them and supported 
them, and with the help of 
Mayor Dick Caliguri and some 
private investors, the Pirates 



were saved and Pittsburgh had 
their team back. 

Well this year, the year of the 
All-Star game in the Burgh, the 
Pirates sold out opening day. 
Good fan support, right? Wrong. 
The next day their was only 
17,000 fans in attendance. 
That's about 25,000 less than full 
capacity. People wonder why 



the team has lost star players 
such as Barry Bonds, Doug 
Drabek, and Bobby Bonilla to 
free agency. It's simple. People 
need to open up their wallets and 
come out to the games to support 
the Pirates. General admission 
tickets are only five dollars. 
That's not bad compared to a 
$25 Steeler ticket or a $35 



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Penguin ticket. And a $35 
Penguin ticket buys a seat in the 
"D" section. 

No one wants to see the Pirates 
leave Pittsburgh but it seems that 
the people in this area are not 
willing to spend the money to go 
to the games. 

For two people to go to a 
game, you could spend as little 
as $35. That includes two 
general ^Imission tickets at five 
dollars each, five dollars for gas, 
four dollars for parking, and $16 
for refreshments. If you decide 
to take along refreshments, it 
could save you and additional 
ten bucks. If you plan on 
drinking at the game, it will 
completely wipe out your pocket 
book, so don't even bother with 
it. 

When the Pirates were in the 
playoffs a few years ago, the 
games were not even all sold out. 
Why you may ask, but I don't 
know. Having a major league 
baseball team in your city is a 
privilege that not all cities have, 
and I'm sure that Buffalo or 
Phoenix would welcome the 
Pirates with open arms. But we 
can't let that h^pen. As I said, 
it's relatively inexpenxive to go 
to a game, now the fans must 
take the initiative and attend a 
few games. Attendance is 
revenue, and the team is already 
behind last year's attendance. 

The Pirates are considered a 
small market team. That is a 
generic term. The Steelers and 
Penguins play in the same city. 
Ask Dan Rooney or Howard 
Baldwin if they are having 
problems selling tickets. I'm 
sure they'll both give you a 
resounding, "no!" 

Is a new stadium even an 
q)tion? Yes, but not for at least 
a couple of years. A new 
stadium could bring more fans 
through the turnstiles as it has in 
several other cities, but until that 
happens the Pirates must be 
supported for what they are, not 



what they are not. A good year 
attendance- wise could make a 
world of difference for the club. 
It not only would increase the 
money being taken in, but would 
increase the players' on-field 
performances by having more 
people in the stands cheering for 
them night after night. A 
commitment to the team must be 
made by the fans now. If we 
wait any longer, it might be too 
late. The Pirates are under 
extreme financial hardships and 
could use the revenue boost. 
The question is, are the fans and 
supporters of the team willing to 
spend a few bucks and go out to 
see them? 

Many people are frustrated 
about the Pirates letting go of 
many of their star players. But 
the Pirates have a young, 
exciting team that yery much 
resembles the Pirates of the late 
80's before they won three 
straight division championships. 
The playCTS are young, talented, 
exciting, and at times show 
flashes of what could be future 
All-Star talent. Al Martin and 
Brian Hunter, along with 
mainstays Jay Bell and Andy 
Van Slyke are sure to please. 

In the end, you will see that a 
night at the ballpark can be a 
rewarding one in many ways. 
From enjoyment of the game, to 
ticket revenue, the game of 
baseball in Pittsburgh is bettered 
when fans come out and enjoy 
the game. I'm not suggesting 
that people become season ticket 
holders, but if most of the people 
in the tri-state area attended three 
or four games a year, the team 
would not have to worry about 
their money running out. That 
is supposed to h^pen before the 
season runs out. 

So go on and root on the 
Battling Buccos (they were just 
on a six game winning streak, 
you know). When it's all said 
and done, youll be very glad you 
did. 







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Last week's answer: The Boston Celtics won 11 
championships Over that ${mn. 



Volume 74, Issue 16 The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



April 28, 1994 



News 

Founders Hall 

RenovaticHi work set to begin] 
on .aging building pg. 5 



Lifestyles 

Awards ^wards,award$ 

Numerous Clariw University I 
students win pg. U &14| 



Sports 



Morton is top>! 

CUP ba.sketban star %ttt 
deserved record pg. 19 

Clarion's 

Weather Outioelcl 

hy Doug SbeJdottj 



Thursday: 

Friday; 

SMtordayt 

Sunday: 

ltlQ«Ktay: 

t^<iday: 

Wednesday: 



Partly cloudy, 

high-64. 

Overcast, raiB» 

high'6?. 

Scattered rain, 

higb-60. 

('hance of raia, 

high-7i. 

CUoudy, rain 

likely, htgh-7a. 

AM rain, higb- 

68. 

Sunny, high-75. 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg- 10| 

lifestyle pg.il 

BMter&Bmnent pg- t^j 

Sjports. pg. 19 

Oassifieds pg. 21 ! 



Several actions taken 

CUP hosts Board of Governors 



by Rodney L. Sherman 
Managing Editor 

The State System of Higher 
Education's Board of Governors 
met last week at Clarion 
University, taking action on 
multiple issues. 

The 20 member Board of 
Governors is responsible for 
planning and coordinating 
development and operation of 
the 14 state-owned universities. 

Among actions taken by the 
board: 

• Formal approval of a one- 
year-extension of CUP President 
Diane L. Reinhard's contract. 
The university's Council of 
Trustees approved the extension 
at its March meeting. Reinhard's 
contract will remain in effect 
through June 1997. 

Reinhard's current salary is 
$96,460. 

•Approved of a two-year- 
extension of the contract 
between SSHE and the 
Association of Pennsylvania 
State College and University 
Faculties (APSCUF). 

The extension provides for a 
four percent across-the-board 
salary increase for State System 
faculty in each year of the 
contract. 

APSCUF and SSHE also 
agreed to establish two 
committees of academic 
administrators and faculty to 
engage in discussions regarding 
a number of critical issues, such 
as the status of academic 
administrators, the status of 
library chairs and distance 
learning. 

• Were informed of two new 
academic minor programs 
created by CUR 

Minors in gerontology and 
music have been approved by 
Reinhard and the Council of 
Trustees. 

The gerontology minor is 
designed to better prepare 
students for the increasing 
employment opportunities 
related to the elderly and to 




Alan Vaughn/Clarion Call 
Gemmell Student Complex Director David Tomeo escorts the SSHE Board of Governors 
on a tour of the building during their visit to campus last week prior to their meetings. 



better address the needs of 
Pennsylvania's growing elderly 
population. 

The music minor was 
developed in response to 
requests from students in the 
various performing ensembles 
and theatre arts, elementary 
education and other fields. 

• Approved a renovation 
project of Wilshire House at an 
estimated cost of $100,000. 

The project would add 
^yproximately 1,200 square feet 
of space to the building which 
will house the admissions office 
upon oxnpletion. 



• Real Estate and facilities 
projects were also approved for 
East Stroudsburg, Edinboro, 
Kutztown, Lock Haven, 
Shippensburg, Slippery Rock 
and West Chester. 

• Voted to appoint Dr. Jessica 
Sledge Kozloff as the 18th 
president of Bloomsburg 
University effective July 1, 
1994. 

Kozloff would become the 
second female university 
president in the State System. 
CUP president Reinhard was the 
first female university president 
in the State System. 



• Approved a special purpose 
appropriation request to fund a 
comprehensive program to meet 
existing sh(»tages of health care 
providers in Pennsylvania, in 
particular, rural and inner city 
conununities. 

• Approved a special purpose 
^propriation request for Library 
of the Future initiatives, 
instructional technology 
acquisitions, affirmative action 
efforts, Cheyney University of 
Pennsvlvania enhancements, tibe 
Pennsylvania Academy for the 
Profession of Teaching and the 
Rural Participation in Post- 
secondary Education program. 



Celebrating more than 70 years as a student newspaper 



Page! 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Opinion 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Page 3 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

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Volume 74, Issue 16 




Passing the 
torch 

The older I get, the more fond I 
become of radio station WWSW, 
an all oldies station in 
Pittsburgh. In fact, it's about the 
only station I listen to anymore. 
Recently, as I was driving home 
from a grad class, Dion's 
"Abraham, Martin and John" 
came on the station. As many 
times as I've heard it, that song 
always puts me in a nostalgic, 
albeit sad, mood. It also causes 
me to pause and think. 

Every day, without fail, the 
evening news is filled with 
stories of violence. Rape, child 
molestation and murder without 
even a motive are becoming the 
order of the day. Racism, 
homophobia, anti-feminism and 
even xenophobia are enjoying a 
resurgence. According to the 
Pennsylvania Human Relations 
Commission, we live in a "state 
of hate." The Commission is 
aware of 42 different white 
supremacist and other hate 
groups openly operating within 
Pennsylvania. That makes us 
number one in the Northeast. 
Perhaps even more alarming, we 
lead the nation in the recruitment 
of new members by hate groups 
each year. Even neo-Nazis are 




Chris Henderson 

fmding a safe haven within our 
Commonwealth, and in many 
other states across the nation. 

I fmd this situati(» particularly 
alarming because so many of 
today's hateful acts are 
committed by people under 25 
years of age, the generation my 
generation raised. Suddenly, I 
was asking myself, "What the 
hell happened?" We were, after 
all, the peace and love 
generation. What has gone 
wrong? Then, a disturbing 
thought, which at least partly 
explains the problem, occurred 
to me. We are a society without 
heroes. We've killed them all, 
and none have emerged to take 
their places. The Kennedys died 
before they had a chance to test 

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the rigfit of the 

people peaceabtx) to 

assemble, and to 

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rectress of 

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Correction 

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campus group was misidentified. The group should have been 
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Dear Editor: 

The decision by the editors of 
The Clarion Call to publish the 
"advertisement" written by the 
well-known Holocaust denier 
Bradley R. Smith has generated 
considerable response. There has 
been a vigorous exchange of 
views on E-mail and, evidently, 
much conversation across the 
campus. The Holocaust deniers' 
tactic of buying advertisement 
space and publishing editorial 
material is one which has caused 
much anguish around the 
country. In my opinion, the 
insidious elements of Smith's 
advertising campaign are 
manifold. First, it requires 
student editors to make difficult 
judgement calls. Free speech, 
open debate and the uncensored 
expression of ideas and opinions 
are cherished ideals on a 
univ^sity campus. But there is a 
border, and when it is crossed, 
free speech and uncensored 
expression can become a refuge 
for liars and hate-mongers. That 
border lies in a constitutional 
briar patch and even seasoned 
editors get badly scratched 
looking for it. How can student 
editors be expected to cope? If 
this "advertisement" has caused 
upset here, imagine the pain at 
Brandeis where student editors 
also decided, in the interests of 
free discourse, to publish it. 

Second, the group blankets 
itself in the respectability of 
"revisionism." This is a term 
with an honorable place in the 
historian's lexicon. Deborah 
Lipstadt ( Denving the 
Holocaust^ is right, they are not 
revisionists but deniers. We must 
not permit this term to be co- 
opted by people whose approach 
to the past is antithetical to that 
for which the historical 
community stands. Mr. Smith 
refers to those people who agree 
with Ms. Lipstadt as " her 
£lifljil£." In fact, of course, he 
represents a lunatic clique while 
Ms. Lipstadt speaks for the 
educated world. 

Third, there is a seductive 
veneer of rational tone to the 
"advertisement," but let's 
examine some of Mr. Smith's 
claims. He argues that the 
Holocaust museum has proven* 



nothing because they rely on 
models. Is this not a medium for 
museums? The model of the 
Parthenon in Pittsburgh's 
Carnegie Museum is not proof 
that the Parthenon exists. But 
how does that demean the 
display? To see the original go to 
Athens. To see gas chambers go 
to the camps. Mr. Smith argues 
that eye-witness testimony is 
untrustworthy. In a phrase he 
sweeps away the accounts of 
survivors, perpetrators and 
liberators — ^many of which were 
written in the inmiediate wake of 
the war. Why? Because the 
Israeli Supreme Court 
questioned the reliability of fifty- 
year-old memories of camp 
survivors in identifying an 
alleged camp guard. Can it be 
that because there was 
reasonable doubt in a case tried 
in 1993 that all eye-witness 
evidence regarding the 
Holocaust is discounted. I think 
not 

Mr. Smith asserts that gas 
chambers are not mentioned in 
Churchill's six volumes on 
World War II or Eisenhower's 
memoirs. I am unfamiliar with 
Eisenhower's writings but I have 
a passing acquaintance with Sir 
Winston's work. In the preface to 
the first volume Mr. Churchill 
announced that his project was 
essentially autobiographical. 
Perhaps we should not be 
amazed that he did not include 
material that would reflect badly 
on his character. Gilbert Martin, 
the distinguished Oxford 
historian, who wrote the six 
volume official biography of 
Churchill has also written 
Aushwitz an d the AUies . This is 
the work in which he detailed the 
arrival of evidence regarding the 
gas chambers and the 
extermination of the Jews to the 
western leadership. His 
unrestricted access to 
information makes his book a 
compelling argument. 

Finally, Mr. Smith says that he 
is wiUing to be convinced about 
the existence of gas chambers by 
physical evidence or wartime 
documents. I believe that is a lie. 
The standard denier response to 
physical evidence is a charge of 
post-war construcrion and to 
documentation, forgery. I could 
prove by the same tactic that the 
American Revolution never took 
place. Bradley Smith and his 
clique are not historians. While I 



have some suspicions, I would 
not presume to explain their 
motives. But I believe that they 
are engaged in a mean game of 
lies and propaganda in which the 
newspapers of American 
colleges and universities have 
become pawns. 



Respectfully, 



Dr. Brian R. Dunn, 
Department of History 



Informed 
consent OK 

Editor: 

Recently, I read a letter to the 
editor from Lee Heilman that 
raised some questions about 
abortion and the Pennsylvania 
Abortion Control Act that went 
into effect March 21. 

One of the provisions of the act 
is that all women who go to a 
doctor or clinic be given 
information about fetal 



development and what is 
involved in the abortion process. 
Any time a patient must undergo 
any kind of surgery, a doctor is 
required to tell him/her about the 
procedure that will be done and 
the risks that are involved. 
Abortion is a surgical procedure. 
Why is informed consent a 
hardship for women who want 
abortions? 

Another provision of the act is 
that women wait 24 hours from 
the time they received 
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their vision of a new America, 
and Martin Luther, Jr. took his 
dream to the grave. Today, their 
deaths have become a media 
circus, and even an entertainment 
bonanza. Conspiracy theories are 
getting as common as dandelions 
in the Spring. We have become ^so 
fascinated with the how of their 
deaths, that we've lost sight of the 
actual fact. John, Martin and 
Bobby are dead. Regardless of 
who pulled the triggers, they were 
killed by assassins' bullets. Those 
bullets were made of lead, but 
they were melted in the furnace 
of injustice, and cast in the mold 
of hatred. Personally, I doubt the 
official explanations of all three 
assassinations, but I have 
accepted the fact that we'll never 
know for sure what took place. 
The ghosts of our fallen heroes 
are, indeed, crying out to us from 
beyond the grave. I wonder, 
however, if those voices are 
demanding solutions to the 
puzzles of their deaths, or if they 
are, instead, admonishing us to 
deal with the social factors which 
brought them out. 

Today, instead of heroes, we 
have demagogues. Oliver North, 
a criminal, has a good chance of 
being elected to the U.S. Senate. 
David Duke, a former Ku Klux 
Klan leader, is actually winning 
elections and amassing a 
following. Malcolm X's 
successors are preaching the same 
hatred that he came to renounce. 
Even a nitwit like Rush 
Limbaugh, who is little more than 
the talk show version of studio 
wrestling, is being taken 
seriously. Some even defend 
hatred and violence in the name 
of Christianity, although there is 
not one instance in the Bible 
where Jesus advocates hating or 
harming any person. 

Anyone who believes that the 
problems of prejudice, bigotry 
and discrimination are not serious 
today is incredibly, in fact, 
dangerously naive. They are only 
better concealed. Every now and 
then, however, like the solid 
waste at a sewage u-eatment plant, 
they float up to the surface. The 
most current, it seems, involves 
gays. The so-called "queer 
bashing" that is sweeping our 
nation, fueled in part by the 
Religious Right, is, sadly, 
catching on. Of course, as always, 
there are some fanatics who 
believe that all gays should be 
killed. I really rather doubt that 
those individuals can ever be 
reached. Still others argue 
vehemently that gays should not 
be allowed to serve in the 
military, teach at our schools, etc. 



Once again, to attempt to argue 
the point on moral grounds with 
such people would probably be 
hopeless. On a more practical 
side, however, I would ask them 
this question. "If gays are banned 
from say, serving in the military, 
shouldn't they be granted an 
exemption from that portion of 
their tax dollars used to support 
national defense?" After all, if 
they can't collect a military 
paycheck, why should they pay 
the Pentagon's bills? 

The double talk spilling from 
the mouths of today's politicians 
gives one little cause to hope. In 
fact, in many cases, it is truly 
impossible to tell where they 
really stand. For example, they 
call themselves pro-life, yet they 
advocate the death penalty. Of 
course, their answer is always the 
same. They say that an unborn 
fetus is innocent Ufe, while that of 
a criminal is something else. It all 
boils down to establishing 
degrees of humanity, and look 
what that led to in Nazi Germany, 
and is leading to in Bosnia today. 
I also frequently find myself 
puzzled by the tirades of Pro-life 
males. You would almost think 
that they know what it's like to be 
pregnant. It's very easy to talk the 
talk, when you know that you'll 
never have to walk the walk. 

Sadly, even those of us who 
believe in full human rights are 
often at each others' throats, and 
that is what delights our 
opponents the most. For exan^le, 
I consider myself to be a 
Feminist. I believed in full 
equality for women before a lot 
of women did. I've stuck my neck 
out, and suffered the 
consequences, of speaking out for 
women's rights. Yet, there are 
some within the Feminist 
movement who would have me 
apologize for being male. I make 
no such apology. Space prohibits 
the inclusion of more examples, 
but I think you get the point. 

What is the answer? Maybe 
John Donne captured it when, in 
1623, he wrote, "No man is an 
island entire of itself; every man 
is a piece of a continent, a part of 
the main." Later, in that 
wonderful piece of prose known 
only as "Meditation XVII," he 
wrote, "Any man's death 
diminishes me, because I am 
involved in mankind; and 
therefore never send to know for 
whom the bell tolls; it tolls for 
thee." Much later, Martin Luther 
King, Jr., would say, "We are all 
caught in an inescapable network 
of mutuality, ties in a single 
garment of destiny. Whatever 
affects one directly affects all 



indirectly. "One can only deduce 
that, though separated by 
centuries, these two great and 
devout men were simply, and 
correctly, saying that we're all in 
this together. We had better listen. 



Chris Henderson is a graduate 

student in the English 

department. 

Reader Responses 

(Continued from page 3) 

information about abortion until 
the abortion is performed. 
Except in the case of an 
emergency, people who undergo 
any kind of surgery must wait at 
least 24 hours before they can 
get access to it. Except in the 
case of an ectopic pregnancy, an 
abortion is an elective surgery. 
Why is it unusual for a woman to 
wait 24 hours? 

The third provision of the act is 
the requirement of parental 
consent. When a child must have 
any kind of surgery in a hospital 
or doctor's office, a parent must 
give permission and sign the 
papers giving that consent. 
Shouldn't this also be the case 
for the surgery of abortion? 

Mr. Heihnan mentioned cases 
of women under the age of 18 
who had problems gaining 
access to abortion since the law 
went into effect I am really sad 
to hear of teenage girls being in 
such situations. I feel even 
sadder that they were put in such 
a position. 

I can't understand why parents 
who encourage sexual activity in 



their children by giving them 
contraceptives should not 
support their children when 
those contraceptives don't wotR. 
I don't believe that young people 
need to have sexual activity the 
same as they need to eat, as Mr. 
Heilman suggests. People can 
abstain from sexual activity for 
years with no detriment to their 
health, while abstaining from 
food for more than a few weeks 
can le£Ki to death. 

The last contraceptive study 
we did at the pregnancy center 
where I work shows that 
contraceptives fail to prevent 
pregnancy 27 percent of the time 
for those clients who come to 
our center. Clients who do not 
use contraceptives have a 
positive test 52 percent of the 
time. Is there something our 
surgeon general is not telling 
young people? 

Practicing abstinence is 
foolproof in preventing 
pregnancy. Pregnancy and 
abortion rates have only gone up 
dramatically since sex education 
has been widespread in schools, 
along with sexually transmitted 
diseases. In I960, there were 
only two sexually transmitted 
diseases. Now, according to 
Pennsylvania Department of 
Health statistics, there are more 
than 20. 

As noted by Robert. Taylor, 
M.D., Ph.D., in "Ectopic 
Pregnancy and Reproductive 
Technology," Tonrnal of the 
American Medical Association.. 
Vol. 259, No. 12, March 25, 
1988, "Liberalized sexuality of 
the 1960's begat the epidemic of 



sexually transmitted diseases of 
thel970'sandl980's." 

According to the Centers for 
Disease Control, "each year 
more than one million U.S., 
women experience an episode of 
pelvic inflammatory disease, 
with 16-20 percent of cases 
occuring in teenagers." 

Why should an activity that is 
described as being as necessary 
as eating have such dire 
consequences? 

When I read Mr. Heilman's 
closing remark about adoption, I 
wonder if the orphanage concept 
had been resurrected. I called the 
adoption agency which we refer 
clients and was told that 
orphanages no longer exist. 
Children and Youth Services say 
it hasn't been in existence for 
several decades and has been 
replaced by the foster care and 
adoption system. 

Someone who wants to adopt a 
healthy, white baby from the 
adoption agency I mentioned 
would need to wait two years 
before receiving a baby. 

At another agency, the wait can 
be ten years. There are, however, 
special needs and minority 
children who are more easily 
adopted. 

As time goes by and young 
women realize that abortions are 
harder to obtain, I wonder if the 
pregfiancy rate will begin to go 
down as it has in other states 
with restrictive abortion laws. 
Would that be a bad thing? 

Dorothy Knight 



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Renovations of Founders Hall expected to start in January 



By Kristin Lutz 
News Writer 



The Clarion University campus 
is going to be a flurry of 
renovations within the next few 
years, thanks to Pennsylvania 
Governor Robert Casey's Jump 
Start Higher Education Capital 
Construction programs. 

Two buildings on campus, 
Founders and Harvey halls in 
Clarion, and Montgomery Hall 
on the Venango branch campus 
in Oil City, have been approved 
for refurbishings. 

Final approval and 
acknowledgement of the projects 
was given by the State System of 
Higher Education's Board of 
Governors at a recent meeting 
held at Clarion university. 

The Commonwealth of 
Pennsylvania will pay for 75 
percent of the total original 
expenses, or about $2,683,000, 
but requests Clarion university 
pay the last quarter. Resulting 
costs to Clarion will be about $3 
million dollars. ' "' ' 

According to Clare Heidler, 
director of faciUty management 
at Clarion University, work 
should begin very early in 1995. 
"The only money that has been 
released by the Commonwealth 
thus far has been design money. 
Based on a number of 
considerations, January 1995 is 
our best guess (for beginning); it 
is really up to the state Budget 
Office and their release of the 
construction funds." 

The reason the price to the 
University seems high is because 
of inflational costs and 
additional expenditures on 
educational programs that have 
been added since the project was 
approved by the legislature in 
1986 (Montgomery Hall) and 
1988 (Founders and Harvey 
haUs). 

This figure will also cover 
costs necessary for complying 
with recent building code 
changes and the Americans with 
Disabilities Act. 

After (the legislature) has 
accepted a project in principle, it 
generally takes 5-10 years, if not 
longer, for the project to receive 
the Governor's approval for 
funding. 

"It's a very, long multi-step 
process," staled Heidler. The 




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Founders Hall will begin major renovations in January, 1995. This renovation was one of 
three building projects in Governor Casey's Jump Start Capital Construction program. 

Clarion Foundation will be semester, all i^-ograms contained (which will be permanently 



responsible for piddng up the $3 
miltion tab. 

The reconstruction of Founders 
Hall, buUt in 1894, will kick off 
the project with a total 
renovation that protects the 
structural integrity of the facility. 

The archaic heating, plumbing 
and electrical systems will be 
updated and an elevator will be 
added. 

The fire alarm and other safety 
systems will also be upgraded to 
adhere to current building codes. 

When completed. Founders 
Hall will house classrooms, art 
studios, seminar rooms and 
supporting office areas. 

Repair of the decrepit masonry 
on this building will be started 
immediately following spring 
commencement and will be 
finished sometime this year. 

If the Budget Office happens 
to release the State's share of 
funding, bids for the restoration 
will be sought tfiis sunmier. 

The original total authorization 
for Founders Hall is $2,189,000 
(base construction set at 
$1,824,000), including 

$1,733,000 from the 
Commonwealth. 

According to Tom Schott of 
University Relations, when 
Founders Hall is evacuated, 
probably after the fall '94 



in that building will have some 
place to tonporanly reside. 

Faculty offices will be located 
in the basement of Campbell 
Hall (currently study space for 
resident students), the office of 
the Dean of Arts and Sciences 
and the International Program 
office will move to the Carlson 
Library building area being 
vacated by the admissions office 



moving to the "Public Safety" 
building on Wood Street) and the 
art studios will be relocated to 
Harvey Hall. 

Following the finish of 
Founders Hall, undertakings will 
begin at Harvey Hall, 
fundamentally constructed in 
1931 as a gymnasium. 

This hall has been used since 
1968 as a small 



assembly/activities/office facility 
and has never undergone a major 
renovation. 

The proposed plan for Harvey 
includes providing major internal 
reconfigurations to convert the 
building for instructional use in 
several academic areas. 

Roofing and masonry repairs 
will also occur and electrical, 
heating, and ventilating 
components will be replaced. 

Zoned air conditioning will be 
converted to central environment 
control. Harvey Hall renovations 
are set at $840,000 (base 
construction set at $700,000), 
$665,000 of which was allotted 
from the Commonwealth. 

Montgomery Hall on the 
Venango Campus needs to have 
the structural, electrical, heating, 
ventilating and air conditioning 
elements on its third and fourth 
flows redone. 

When completed, die facility 
will hold classrooms, computer 
laboratories, meeting rooms and 
supporting office areas. 

Clarion University also had 
approved selected utility projects 
which receive 100 percent of 
their funding from the 
Commonwealth. 

One of these is the second 
phase of steam line 
improvements that will use about 
$4,462,000 of the State's money. 



Student Senator's petition questioned 



by Katie Zaikoski 
News Editor 



Students casting tbeir vote for 
Student Senate positions this 
week had one less name to chose 
from after a candidate withdrew 
his name from consideration. 

Members of the Student Senate 
election commitee, which 
establishes the rules and 
requirements for the Student 
Senate elections, challenged a 
petition submitted by current 
Senator Ralph Godbolt after they 
questioned the validity of some 
signatures on his petition for 
candidacy. 

Senator (jodbolt discussed the 
matter with members of the 
elections committee and 
withdrew his name from the 



election. 

Carrie VanVerth, chair of the 
elections committee said that 
"Ralph was questioned on his 
petition because some signatures 
looked simUar," 

VanVerth also explained that 
the elections committee 
reviewed every single petition 
and consulted the directory and 
registrar for validity of the 
student's enrolhnent. 

VanVerth had no conunent as 
to wheather Godbolt, a two-term 
senator, voluntarily withdrew 
his name from the race or was 
asked to by the elections 
committee. 

Godbolt's only conunent was 
he withdrew from the race for 
"personal reasons." 

Student Senate President Brian 
Hoover, said "the Senate has no 



comment." 

Hoover added, "In order not to 
hurt anyone or seem slanderous, 
we tried to keep this issue low 
key. We don't want anyone to 
feel hurt" 

Students wishing to run for 
Student Senate must submit a 
petifion with 50 signatures in 
order to become a candidate. 

Signatures on all candidate 
petitions were not checked via 
personal phone calls. 

However, the names of the 
signers were verified through 
enrollment records in the 
registrar's office. 

VanVerth added that "at this 
point there seems to be no reason 
to take any discplinary actions 
against Mr. (jodbolt. 






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Literacy council searches for student 
volunteers to assist specialized programs 



By iMura Shurer 
News Writer 



The Clarion County Literacy 
Council is trying to combat 
functional illiteracy. 

Functional illiteracy is the lack 
of basic listening, speaking, 
reading, writing, or mathemiOical 
skills adults need to solve 
problems encountered in daily 
life. 

According to a Clarion County 
Literacy Council brochure, one 
out of every five adults in the 



U.S., or over 27 million people 
cannot read. 

Approximately 30% of all 
Pennsylvanians are functionally 
illiterate, according to the 
brochue. In Clarion County, 
about 9,000 of the 43,000 people 
over 18 have not completed high 
school. These examples all factor 
into the 6 billion dollars spent 
annually to support welfare and 
unemployment benefits, which 
are needed because of illiteracy. 

The Literacy Council, run by 



program dircx:tor Susan Hays, 
provides several programs to 
help people learn to read. 

The council offers reading 
instruction for adults at any 
level, preparation for GED test, 
English as a second language for 
people from other countries and 
specialized reading instruction 
for the deaf. The council is a 
grant funded organization that 
employs two part time 
employees and enlists volunteers 
to tutor and do other tasks. 



Clarion Talent Search Program to receive federal funds 



by Eric Wilson 
News Writer 



Senator Harris Wofford 
announced last week that the 
U.S. Department of Education 
will be awarding funds to 
Clarion Universities Talent 
Search program. The purpose of 
the Program is to help 
disadvantaged young people 
with potential, for a 
postsecindary education. 



The funds are used to raise 
moral of students widi academic, 
postsecondary, and career 
guidance services to some 900 
participants, and 11 school 
districts in Clarion and Venango 
counties. 

It gives students and adults the 
motivation to keep moving on 
with their education. 

Senator Wofford said 'There is 
no better prescription for success 
than a good education. Clarion 



University's Program has been 
helping hundreds of 
disadvantaged Pennsylvania 
young people get into college 
and job-training programs. 
Counselors aren't just helping 
students prepare college 
applications, get financial aid, 
and study for the SAT's, but are 
giving many young people the 
motivation and confidence to go 
after an education and a better 
life." 




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The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations conducted by 
Public Safety for the week of April 18 through April 24 

On April 18 a student from Givan Hall reported $50.00 in cash was stolen from 
her room. The theft was discovered after her rdum to the campus at approximatdy 
5:30 p.m. Under investigation. 

A pull station was activated which sounded the fire alarm on the third floor of 
Campbell Hall on April 19. This occurred at approximately 2:14 a.m. Public 
Safety has several suspects and tte incident is being investigated. 

S(Mnetime between April 16 and April 19, unknown students attempted to force 
entrance into the soft ball shed located at the stadium. Under investigation. 

On April 20 a student from Nair Hall reported a CD by Pearl Jam was missing 
from his room. 

A person reported his mountain bike stden frcnn the rear of his pick up truck 
which was parked near the writing center in Lot "A" on April 20. The theft 
occurred about 9:00 p.m. The bicycle is a Gray Fisher "Paragon Mountain Bike," 
21 speed, two tone green in color valued a approximately $900.00. 

A studeitf reported hear vehicle being scratched while parked in Lot "C" on April 
21. The incident occurred sometime between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. 

On April 21 a student fiom Campbell Hall reported $25.00 stolen from his wallet 
which was in his unlocked an unoccupied room sometime between 12:30 a.m. and 
12:45 a.m. 

The curator of a vehicle who made an ill^al turn at approximately 2:15 am. 
was cited for DUI after registering . 16 on the BAG on April 22. 

A tdephone was reported missing from Thorn I on April 22. The phone was left 
in the utility closet on the 19th and was discovered missing on the 21st. The item 
is Ivoiy coloied, universal, push button type td«?)hone with the CUP bar code of 
18178. 

At approximittely 1:50 am! <» April 23, an individual was cited for DUI on 

Thorn Street, near Greenville Ave. The opoator was travelling in the wrong lane 

of traffic. The operator registered .14 on the BAG and was transported to the 

Qarion Hospital where a Wood alcohol test was adnunistered which registered 

18. 

At approximatdy 4:10 a.m. on April 23, a call was received fioro V^Udnson 
Hall indicating that someone plugged the sink in the 2nd floor bathroom, then 
turned on the water causing flooding in the second floor bathroom, TV room and 
hall area. 

At approximately 12:50 p.m. on April 24, a call was received that unknown 
persons removed the elevator plate from the second floor devator in Campbell 
Hall causing hazard a Pof exposed wires. Under investigation. 

At ai^roximatdy 4:55 p.m. on April 24 a report was recdved that two female 
students from Nair Hall were engaged in a fight. During the interview, both 
individuals admitted fighting in their room. Investigation continued 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other crimes, please 
contact PubUc Safety at 226-2111. 




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4.2 million steam line projects reach construction phase 



Courtesy of 
University Relations 



A total of $4 million in steam 
line replacement and 
construction projects have 
started in Clarion University, 

According to Clare Heidler, 
director of facilities 
management, the total 
$4,462,000 utility project is 
being paid for by the 
Commonwealth. 

The first project was scheduled 
to start during the last week of 
March and continue through 
December 1994. 

This $800,000 completion of a 
$1.2 million project began 
several years ago, will involve 
installing direct buried steam 
lines on campus between Tippin 
Gymnasium and the front of the 
Marwick-Boyd Fine Arts 
building and from the Gemmell 
Student complex along Wilson 
Avenue to a point near Campbell 
Hall. 

A second project entailing 
extending the present 







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..CLARION UIMIVERSITY 



Tunnels 



Direct Buried 



Proposed routing of steam lines and tunnels through Clarion University. 



will originate from the utility 
plant, extend in front of the 
Carrier Adminisuation building 
to WilsOT Avenue, where it will 
end near the Keeling Health 
Center. A branch tunnel will be 
built to the Carrier 
Administration building. A 




"We estimate that Uie current 
steam lines in these areas are 
losing 20-30 percent of the steam 
we are producing," says Heidler. 
"Because of ground water and 
the acidity of the soil, the 
directly buried lines sustain 
corrosive damage to the conduits 
causing leaks. Given the soil in 
this area, the best you can hope 
for from a buried line is 15 
years." 

In addititxi to leaks, damaged 
conduits result in the loss of 
water (condensed steam) 
ordinarily returned to the utility 
plant for reuse. This increases 
the amount of water the 
university needs to purchase. 

The national average cost for 
producing 42-45,000 pounds of 
steam per hour (like Clarion 
University) is $4.50 per 1,000 
pounds of steam or $202 per 
hour, or $4,860 per day. At Uie 
present efficiency of 70-80 
percent over a 200 day heating 
year this amounts to over 
$290,000 in losses. 

During the remaining 165 days 
when hot water is needed for 
showers and steam is used to 
operate some campus air 



conditioning units, another 
approximately $97,000 is being 
lost. 

"There is never 100 percent 
efficiency from any heating 
system," says Heidler. 

"But, we should be able to get 
90 to 93 percent of the steam we 
produce to each of the buildings. 
If this is accomplished, the $3.8 
million will be repaid in a littie 
over 10 years." 



Clarion University already has 
a one-quarter mile long tunnel 
leading from the utility plant 
under Wood Street to Harvey 
Hall. It holds a 12 inch steam 
line and selected electrical, 
telephone, computer, and 
television lines. 

The tunnel leads to Stevens, 
Davis, Becht, Harvey and 
Founders Hall, and the Hart 
Chapel. Constructed in the 1930s 
the tunnel requires very litUe 
maintenance and the steam lines 
in them are still original. 

"We are very anxious to get the 
tunnels in," says Heidler. "We 
know they do not present 
significant maintenance 
problems." 

In addition the tunnels will 
provide a ready location for 
more communication lines for 
computers, telephones, television 
and other systems. 

Where the steam lines run 
under sidewalks or roadways the 
heat generated helps to cut snow 
removal in the winter. 

The steam line contracts 
contain provisions that ensure 
access at all times to all 
buildings, parking lots, and 
sti-eets. 



i 




Adrian Tait/Clarion Call 
Work continues on the steam lines replacement and new 
line installation. 



underground tunnel on campus 
will follow the completion of the 
first project. Starting sometime 
between April and June, 1995, it 
is expected to take two year 'o 
complete. 

The second venture will 
involve the construction of a . 
tunnel to house steam lines. It 



second tunnel will connect witii 
the buried steam line at the 
Marwick-Boyd Fine Arts 
building and extend along 
Thome Street connecting with 
Becker Hall and tiie McEntire 
Maintenance building before 
intercepting the buried steam 
line near Campbell Hall. 



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Xe^al SSriefs 



All information is taken from court records at District Justice Tony Lapinto's 
office. 

The following cases have been filed: 

Robert B. Keen, 20, Elmer, NJ charged with disorderly conduct Dec. 2 and 3 at 
Sigma Chi fraternity house in Clarion Township. Defendant, as president of the 
fraternity, allegedly organized and allowed a party to be held, causing annoyance 
and alarm to the puUic. 

The following cases have been resolved: 

Ronald R. Talek, 20, RDl Velencia/Qarion. Found not guilty of underage 
transportation of alcohol March 1 1 On CUP campus. 

Matthew Joseph Fearing, 19, Northridge, Calif. Pled guilty to criminal mischief at 
2:03 a.m. April 13 on the sidewalk in front of Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. 
Defendant allegedly tampered with a construction sign. Fined $100 plus $75 costs. 

James G. Lusty, 18, Ambridge. Pled guilty to underage possession of alcohol at 
7:42 p.m. April 9 in CUP parking lot Y. Defendant allegedly possessed a duffel bag 
containing two cases of beer. Fined $100 and $75 costs. 

Shawn P. Seagrife, 19, Tarentum. Pled guilty to criminal mischief at 2:03 a.m. 
April 13 on the sidewalk in front of Marwick-Boyd Auditorium. Defendant 
allegedly tampered with a construction sign. Fined $100 plus $75 costs. 

Trade Jean Mathis, 19, Campbell hall. Pled guilty to harassment Feb. 2 and 6 at at 
Canpbell Hall. Fined $100 plus $75 costs. 

Christopher R. Bugosh, 19, Mount Pleasant. Pled guilty to underage consumption 
(rf alcohol March 18 on CUP campus. Fined $100 and $75 costs. 



Mill Creek Coalition receives state award 



Courtesy of 
University Relations 



The Pennsylvania Wildlife 
Federation recently presented the 
Mill Creek Coalition of Clarion 
and Jefferson Counties with the 
"Conservation Organization of 
tiie Year" award as one of the top 
10 contributors to the field of 
conservation in 1993. 

Clarion University of 
Pennsylvania alcxig with several 
members of the biology 
department is very active in this 
project. 

Currently Dr. Pete Dalby is 
president of the Mill Creek 
Coalition, Dr. Terry Morrow is 
die vice president, and Dr. Jack 
Williams is die treasurer. 

All are professors of biology at 
"Clarion University and have 
been involved wiUi the project 
from its outset. 

Assisting with Uie project frcMn 
the biology department during 
the past year were Dr. Steven 
Harris and Dr. Thomas Martin, 
who monitored the insects and 
fish of the watershed. 

The Mill Creek Coalition of 



Clarion and Jefferson Counties 
was formed in 1990 and held a 
conference at Clarion University 
to generate a common 
understanding between the 
member groups, and to establish 
a plan to address water quality 
improvement on the Mill Creek 
watershed. 

Formally established as a non- 
profit organization in 1993, the 
coalition consists of the 
following organizations and 
agencies: Alliance for WeUands 
and Wildlife, Damariscotta 
Environmental Consultants, 
Clarion Conservation District, 
Jefferson Conservation District, 
Clarion County Federation of 
Sportsmen, Jefferson County 
Federation of Sportsmen, Iron 
Furnace Chapter of Trout 
Unlimited, Magic Forests of 
West-Central Pennsylvania, 
League of Women Voters of 
Clarion County, Seneca Rocks 
Audubon Society, and the U.S. 
Soil Conservation Service. 

Parts of Uie a^Jroximately 60 
square mile watershed have 
naturally reproducing brocdc trout 
and are also stocked by the 



Pennsylvania Fish and boat 
commission. 

However, large portions have 
also been affected by acid mine 
drainage, leaving parts of the 
stream devoid of life and other 
parts, slightly to severely 
degraded. 

The primary purpose of the 
coalition is to return the 
watershed to a high-quality, 
cold-water fishery, and thereby 
enhance the overall wildlife and 
recreational values of the 
watershed. 

The coalition began this 
project by reviewing previous 
state and federal studies which 
identified the location and water 
chemistries of die areas affected 
by acid mine drainage (AMD). 

In 1991, the CoaHtion 
addressed two discharges, which 
were placing 100-125 pounds of 
iron and 50,000 gallons of pH 3 
acidic water into Mill Creek 
daily. The Damariscotta 
Environmental Consultants and 
Soil Conservation Service 
personnel responsible for design. 

The award selections were 
made by a panel of 32 experts. 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Page 9 



Outside Clarion 



Black South Africans exercise right of suffrage for first time 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



Worid 

Black South Africans made 
history Tuesday, voting by the 
tens of thousands to take control 
of their country fw the first time 
since whites arrived 342 years 
ago. Refusing to be cowed by a 
wave of deadly bombings, the 



elderly and infirm came in 
droves from squatter settiements 
and thatched villages to mark a 
simple cross on a piece of p^r. 

Some literally crawled and 
oUiers were pushed to die polls 
in wheelbarrows. Many broke 
down in tears after making their 
mark. 

"We need freedom," said 72- 
year-old Florence Ndimangele, 



voting with otiier elderiy people 
near Cj^ Town. 
"We are tired of being slaves." 
Underscoring the epic change, 
a new South African flag was 
raised at midnight in ceremonies 
at nine regional capitals after Uie 
old flag that many blacks viewed 
as a symbol of white rule was 
lowered. 




Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Arkansas State President Fired 

The Arkansas State University 
Board of Trustees voted 
unanimously to terminate 
President John N. Mangieri's 
contract on grounds of 
inappropriate sexual activity, 
sexual harassment, engaging in 
conduct inappropriate for a 
university president and 
insubordination. 

The April 7 vote came three 
weeks after Mangieri said he 
planned to resign when his 
contract expired. 

Allegations of sexual 
impropriety were made by two 
female employees who claimed 
they saw Mangieri masturbating 
in his office on separate 
occasions. One of the women 
also said Mangieri had made 
inappropriate sexual remarks, 
including discussion of "the 
test." 

"He asked, 'If you could have 
any person other than your 
husband lying next to you at 
night, who would it be?" said 
Marilyn Brewer, administrative 
secretary in Mangieri's office. 
Brewer said Mangieri told her 
that she "was the one he tiiought 
about when he gave himself the 



test.' 

Mangieri said he was being 
treated for impotence so he 
couldn't masturbate. "I have no 
ability to have an erection," he 
said at the board meeting. 

"I have tried my best for two 
years to give students rights on 
this campus, to give faculty 
rights on this campus. 

"You see the kind of justice 
your university has," said 
Mangieri, who was later 
admitted to a hospital after 
suffering from exhaustion. 

Class notes media violence 

Students in Dr. Emily 
Edwards' class take notes when 
they see reports of shootings, 
bombings, plane crashes and car 
wrecks on the evening news. 
They pay close attention to 
"gangsta" rap music, prime-time 
TV dramas, children's cartoons, 
professional sports and video 
games. 

The activities are required 
viewing in Edwards' freshman 
seminar on "Violence in the 
Mass Media" offered at the 
University of North Carolina at 
Greensboro. 

"The students are getting a 
chance to examine a topic that 
they've probably heard a lot 
about and have been exposed to. 



but haven't really studied," said 
Edwards, associate professor of 
broadcasting. "I think it's been 
an eye-opening experience for 
them." 

Since the seminar began, tiiere 
has been no shortage of material 
for class discussion. Recent news 
dramas included the Nancy 
Kerrigan-Tonya Harding story, 
the Menendez brothers' trial in 
California and Lorena Bobbitt's 
trial. 

The Freshman Seminars 
Program is part of a growing 
effort at the university to give 
first-year students special 
academic programming. 

"For a student, the freshman 
year is particularly critical in his 
or her development because of 
the big adjustment Uiat has to be 
made academically," Edwards 
said. 

"The freshman experience can 
be a littie bewildering and a littie 
impersonal for students just out 
of high school." 



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Germany curbs 
Holocaust speech 

Freedom of speech in Germany 
does not extend to neo-Nazis 
who claim die Holocaust never 
happened, the nation's highest 
court ruled Tuesday. 

The Constitutional Court 
upheld Munich's threat to ban a 
rally by a far-right party if the 
guest of honor insisted on stating 
that Jews weren't systematically 
murdered during World War II. 

The decision reassured Jewish 
leaders upset by a separate ruhng 
last month in which a lower 
court overturned the conviction 
of a rightist who denied Jews 
were systematically murdered by 
the Nazis. 

In Tuesday's ruling, the 
Constitutional Court said the 
"Auschwitz Lie" was a "proven 
untruth" and a criminal insult 
against living Jews. 



Nation 

Texas wracked by 
second storm 

A tornado slanmied through a 
north Texas town Tuesday, 
ripping apart a mobile home padc 
and turning the sky black as 
night. It came a day after a storm 
killed four people elsewhere in 
die state. 

There were no immediate 
reports of injuries caused by die 
Gainesville tornado, which 
struck at about 3:45 p.m. 

Generic abortion 
pill slated 

An abortion rights organization 
signed an agreement with an 
overseas manufacturer to 
produce a generic equivalent of 
the RU-486 abortion pill. The 
duplicate drug could be ready for 
human trials by the end of the 
year, said Lawrence Lader, 
president of Abortion Rights 
Mobilization. 



An air bag saved the driver 

A blood bag saved the passenger. 







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Red Cross 



give blood again. It will be felt pr a lifetime. 



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11:30 



** "^ngeffisr (1992) Cat Sassoon. "R" 



"MacShayne: Final Roll of the Dice" (1994, Mystery) q 



Burke's Law (In Stereo) o Picket Fences (In Stereo) g 



Burke's Law (In Stereo) g 



X-Files "Bom Again" g 



News g Cheers g [NItfitllne g 



Picket Fences (In Stereo) g [News g [ Late Show (In Stereo) g 



12:00 



Dennis Miller 



Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Late Show (In Stereo) g 



••V^ "Eddie and the Cruisers" (l963rTom Berenger. IPaM Prog. 



'MacShayne: Final Roll of thelXce"{\%4, M^s\ef^)0 Newsg [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 



Stanley Cup Playoffs: Eastern Conference Quarterfinal Game 7 - Teams TBA 



iBasebaN 



•* "Qoiigf /f/ter"(1992. Drama) Kate Jackson. 



Looney 



Suparmaritet 



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Shop-Drop 



Prob-ChMd IWingag [Wingsg Murder. Site Wrote g [** "S/ww /OF" (1990, Suspense) Patti D'Arbanville.g I •* "Ct/nos/fy/ftf/s" (1990. Suspense) 



*** "ThundeitoltandLightfoor(WA) 



Sportscenter 



•• "Men at iVor* "(1990) Emllro Estevez. I** "77w Oi/s/i "(1993) Gary Elwes. 'R' g [**• 'Patriot Games "(1992) Harrison Ford. R' g 



••V^ "Immediate Family" {^^) Glenn Ctose. 'PG-IS 



Doug 



[Muppets 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Partridge iMorti 



Sisters "The Bottom Line" 



*irttV2 "A Few Good Men" (1992. Drama) Tom Cruise. (In Stereo) "R" g 



I Love Lucy [Bob Newhart I M.T. Moore IM.T. Moore 



*• "Sins of the Mother" (1991) Elizabeth Montgomery. 



Van Dyke [Get Smart 



"Popcorn and Ice Cream' 



"Body Chemistry 11" 



Unsolved Mysteries 



Dragnet 



Myateriea 



SATURDAY EVENING APRIL 30. 1994 



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PGA QoW [Wide Wortd of Sporte g 



NBA Baaketbal Playoffs: Rrst Round Gm. 2 



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LPGA Qotf: Sprint Championship - Third Round. (Live) g 



(3.-00) "No Small Affair" IBavwatch (In Stereofg 



NBA Baafcetball Playoffs: Firet Round Gm. 2 



Newsq 



[ABC News 



iNBCNews 



iCBSNews 



CBS News 



Sty Trek: Next Gener. 



Newsq NBCNews 



(3:00) "Thunder-Ughr [ ""77w Day tfie Earth Stood Still" (1951) 'G' 



*** "Joumei 



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•*V^"0ar>COTq>y/tfii3anoflf" (1994) Cheryl Ladd.q Major Dad g IWinga g 



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irkVi "Mr. Maiestvk" ^^974) 'PG' 



*** "Peggy Sue Got Married" 



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**Vz "Touched" i^9«i. Drama) Robert HayT 



iitVi "Jack m Bear" ^m^) 



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Tomorrow [Quia 



Entertainment Tonight g 



Robecop: The Series 



Untouchabies "Omerta" g 



Cnisaders 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Jeopardyt g TWh. Fortune 



' to the Center of the Earth" (1959) Pat Boone. G 



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9:30 



10:00 



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irkVi "Single White Female "(1992) Bridget Fonda. 'R' g 



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Dr. Qulmi. Madiciwe Woman "The Abduction" (in Stereo) 



Dr. QuinB. Meiicins Woman The Abductton " (In Stereo) 



Copeq ICope(R)g [America's Most Wanted g 



"Tonya and Nancy: The Inside Story" (1994, Drama) q [Sisters "Lock and Key " g 



Commiah (In Stereo) g 



Sitters "Lock and Key" g 



Walker. Texaa Ranger g 



Walker. Texas Ranger q 



Acaputeo H.E.A.T 



[*•* "Tffwe Bandits" (1981) Craig Wamock. 'PG 



Sportacenter [Stanley Cup Ptoyoffa; Western Conference Quarterfinal Game 7 - Teams TBA 



CaaeCloaedg 



Danny DeVito. 'PG-13' g 



Nfcoias Cage. 'PG-13' Q 



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irkVi '"The Return of the Living Dead" (1985. Horror) Weiid Sd. [Duckman q \itVz "Monster Hk^" (1989) Dean landow: 



•*• 'The Last of the Mohicans" (1992. Adventure) R' 



••• "Mr. Oes<iif>K"(1990) James Belushi. 'PG-13' g 



CWtaa [Ren-SMmpy [Ren-Stiww [YouAlnrid? 



•• "Out of the Shadows" (1988. Drama) Alexandra Paul. [Qiils Nirtrt Out g 



Baseball 



Newsg 



Crypt Tales 



11:30 



12:00 



"Best of the Elest in^9^) 



GoMen Girts [Empty Nest 



Saturday Night Uve (R) 



Star Trek: Deep Space 9 



Murphy B. Untoucii. 



Crypt Tales 



Newt g ISatoday Night Uw (R) 



*•* "'Promise HerAnytfmg" (1966) 



Sportacenter 



[Baaeb— 



•Vi "Bounty Tracker" {\992. Drama) 'NR' »•% "/Vairto//<"//7"(1989) 



"ffoyoe" (1994. Adventure) James Belushi. [Red Shoe 



Very Very Shocking 



"Dance" 



IGrowing Up Funny (R) g 



A. HMchcock 



Mr rn i^rsi 



SUNDAY EVENING MAY 1.1994 



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NBA BaskettoH Playoffs 



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**^/2 "RaOo Flyer" {^m, Drama) EHjah Wood. 'PG-13' 



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[NBA Basketball Playoffs: Fir^st Round Garrw 2 - Teams TBA 



[Am. Funniest 



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CBS News 



Newsg 



*•* "Desperate Hours" {^9W, Drama) Mickey Rourite. [Star trek: Deep SpaCT 9 



NBA BasketbaH Playoffs 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



60 MkMites (In Stereo) g 



TV Comedy 



Auto Racing: NASCAR [NASCA R 
(3:30) •**% "77w Sftooto/ "(1976) 



[NBA BasketbaH Playoffs: First Round Game 2 - Teams TBA 



(3:00) "77;e Chairman" 'PG" ••* "'Promise Her Anything" i^%6) Wan-en Beatty. 



i2:45L 



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Arcade 



Sentof PGA Gk)lf: Las Vegas Classic 
Major Dad g [Wingsg [Wingsg 



**Vi "Enemy Mine" {^9^] Dennis Quaid. 'PG-13' g 



Double Dare [WIM SMe [Rocko's Life [Pete ft Pete [Guts 



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ii-kVz "The SanrtW" (1993) Tom Guiry. (In Stereo) 'PG' g[Dennis IIIWIer|**% "flampage "(1987) Mk^iael Biehn. q 



Lois ft Clarit-Superman 



Seaquest DSV "Abaton" g 



Murder. She Wrote g 



Mufder. She Wrote g 



Martin g [Living SkigJe 



Seaqueat DSV "Abaton" q 



**V; ""Mr Hobbs Takes a Vacation" (1962. Comedy) |**Vi "'Legal Eagles" (1986) Robert Redford. 'PG 



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10:30 



11:00 



11:30 



"^ftecg/'<y^/7ff«e"(l994. Drama) Sissy Spacek.q [Newacj 



*** "Cape fear" (1991. Suspense) Robert De Niro. Nick Nolte. g 



"Okiest Living Confederate Wkiow Tells All" (1994) g 



"Okiest Uving Confederate VMow Tells All" (1994) g 



Manied.. 



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PaM Prog. 



••• "Cape fear" (1991. Suspense) Robert De Niro, Nick Nolte. q 



Sportscenter jBasebaB iMajor League Baseball: Boston Red Sox at California Angels. (Live) 



** "Snow Kill" (1990. Suspense) Patti D'Arfaanville. q [Case Ctosed (R) q 



*• ""Summer Rental" (1985) John Candy. 



*-k ""NKkel i Dime" (1992. Comedy) 'PG' ••Vz "Three Fugitives" (1989) Nick Nolte. 'PG-13' q 



•*V; ""Under Siege" (1986) Terrorist attacks wreak havoc on the United States. 



** "ft// i Ted's Bogus Journey" (1991) q 



You Afraid? [Roundhouse [NkA News |l Love Lucy [Lucy Show [Van Dyke 



Kane and Abel (Part 1 of 3) 



Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) g 



Cheersg 



News 



Sitkel 



Murphy B. 



PaM Prog. 



•* 



Newsg 



12:00 



"Ultraviolet" 



Dear John g 



Cheersg 



MuiEhjjL. 



LWestyles 



FYlPitt 



Rescue 911 



"Another Woman s CW "(1983) 



Sportscenter 



***V2 ""Makx)lm X"'(1992) Denzel Washington. Spike Lees portrait of the late civil rights advocate 



Sift Stalkings "Voices" g 



** "Aspen Ertreme" (1992. Drama) Paul Gross. R" g 



M.T.Moore [Bob Newhart 



Lifetime Magazine g 



Get Smart 



Clapprood 



Baseball 



Hollywood 



** "'/.ac/KOfaflOff^"" (1993) 



** 



Dragnet 



"Secret Games' (1992) 



Hidden 



A. Hitchcock 



PaMProg 



MONDAY EVENING MAY 2. 1994 I 




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Att Murder 


*• "Fast Getaway" (1991) Corey Maim. 


"Mom and Dad Save the World" (1992) q 


•* "Rapki Fire" 0%2) Brandon Lee. R" 


**V2 "Indecent Proposal " {)%3) Robert Redford. R' g 


No Escape 


""Dangerous" 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newsg 


Newsg 


Newsq 


ABC News 


Hard Copy q 


Ent Tonight 


Day One q 


"Columbo: Undercover" {199^, Mystery) Peter Falk. q 


Newsg 


Cheersg 


Nightline q 


6 


Empty Nest [Cheers q 


Coach g 


news 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! q 


Wh. Fortune 


Fresh Prince 


Btossom g 


"Moment of Truth: Cradle of Conspiracy" [^99A, Drama) 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


GeraMo 


News 


CBS News 


Copsq 


Married... 


Dave's 


704 Hauser 


Murphy B. 


Love ft War 


Northern Exposure q 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) g 


8 


Ricki Lake 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newsq 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Dave's 


704 Hauser 


Murphy B. 


Love ft War 


Northern Exposure q 


Newsg 


Late Show (In Stereo) g 


10 


Tiny Toon 


Animaniacs 


Batman [Family M. 


Full House q 


Roseanne q 


Roseanne q 


Manied... 


•* "House Party 2 "(1991, Comedy) Christopher Reid. 


*'/2 "Hudson Hawk" (1991, Adventure) Bruce Willis. [Paid Proo. 1 


11 


Copsq 


Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


Newsg 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! q 


Wh. Fortune 


Fresh Prince [Blossom q 


"Moment of Truth: Cradle of Conspiracy" (1994, Drama) 


News g [Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 


14 


(3:45)*** "David and Lisa" {^%2) 


•* "Blame It on the Night"' 


1984) "PG-13" 


*** 'Move Over, Darling" (^^i, Comedy) Doris Day, 


*** "Quest for Fire" (1981, Fantasy) Everett McGill. "R' 


•** "Man on a String" (1960, Drama) 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Challenge 


Burnt Toast 


Dream Lg. 


Sports Tap 


Sportscenter 


Stanley Cup Playoffs: Western Conference Semifinal Game 1 -- Teams TBA [Baseball 


Sportscenter 


Baseball i 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


MacGyver "Lost Love '" 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtles [Wings q 


Wings q 


Murder, She Wrote q [ WWF: Monda 


t Night Raw [Silk Stalkings (In Stereo) q 


Wings q 


Wings g 


Quantum 1 


21 


(2:45) 


••Vs "Vigilante force" (1976) 'PG' 


***y2 ■■Moonstruck""{:m7, Comedy) Cher. 'PG' q 


"IVe/"n" WW Swmmer" (1992) R' 


•*y2 "Entangled " {^993, Drama) Judd Nelson. 'R' q 


""Extreme Justice" (1993) 1 


22 


(2:30) 


*• 'Big Girls Don't Cry... They Get Even" 


1992) PG' 


*V2 "Moving Violations " (]%b) ■PG-13" q 


*'/2 "Atemes/s" (1993) Olivier Gruner. R' 


Making-Cliff. 


Red Shoe 


Love Street 


* "Buford's Beach Bunnies" (1992) 'R' I 


25 


Beettejukse 


Crazy Kkls [Salute [Temple 


Looney 


Looney 


Doug [Muppets 




1 Love Lucy 


Bob Newhart 


M.T. Moore 


M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke [Get Smart 


Dragnet 


26 


** "Fa//en >4nc?e/ "(1981, Drama) Melinda Dillon. 


Supennaritet 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Sisters "A Promise Kept" 


Kane and Abel (Part 2 of 3) 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Mysteries 


TUESDAY EVENING MAYS. 1994 1 




4:00 1 4:30 [ 5:00 1 5:30 


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** "Pink Cad///ac "(1989) Clint Eastvi/ood. 'PG-13' q 


*V2 "'Moving Wo/afcns" (1985) John Murray. PG-IS' q 


** "Boiling Point" (1993) Wesley Snipes. 


•*• "'Wt/te "(1987, Drama) Barbra Streisand. "R" q 


"fasse/Toer 57" (1992) 'R' 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newsg 


Newsq 


Newsq 


ABC News 


Hard Copy g 


Ent Tonight 


Full House q [Phenom q Roseanne q 


Coach q NYPD Blue q 


Newsq 


Cheers g Nightline g 


6 


Empty Nest Cheers q 


Coach g 


News 


News 


NBC News 


Jeopardyl g 


Wh. Fortune 


Academy of Country Music Awards (In Stereo Live) q 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) g 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Qeraklo 


News 


CBS News 


Copsq 


Married... 


Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 


"Oldest Living Confederate Widow Tells All" (1994) q 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) g 


8 


RKki Lake 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newsq 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Rescue 911 (In Stereo) q 


"OMest Living Confederate Widow Tells All" (1994) q 


Newsq 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


10 


Tiny Toon 


Animaniacs 


Batman ] Family M. 


Full House g 


Roseanne q 


Roseanne q 


Manied... 


Central [Roc q 


Crypt Tales [Crypt Tales [*** "Desperate Wowrs" (1990, Drama) Mickey Rourke. [Paid Prog. | 


11 


Copsq 


Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


Newsq 


NBC News 


Jeopardy! 9 


Wh. Fortune 


Academy of Country Music Awards (In Stereo Live) q 


News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 1 


14 


(3:15) "Peggy-Married" 


•** "Careful, He Might Hear Ko(y'(1983, Drama) PG' 


**• "Promise Her Anything"' {\WS) Warren Beatty. [*•* "W/ss/ss/ww'Wasa/a "(1991) Denzel Washington. 'R' 


*** ""rfteft/mpA/nfater"" (1964, Drama) I 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Challenge 


Bumt Toast (NBA Today 


Sports Tap 


Sportscenter 


Stanley Cup Playoffs: Eastern Conference Semifinal Game 2 - Teams TBA [Basebafl 


Sportscenter 


Baseball 1 


18 


Pyramid 


Pyramid 


MacGyver "Lost Love" 


Ninja Turtles 


Ninja Turtles [Wings q 


Wings q 


Murder, She Wrote q [Boxing: Hector Camacho vs. Franco Di Orio. (Live) q 


Wings g Wings q 


Quantum | 


21 


** "Warlords of Atlantis ' (W8\ Doug McClure. PG' 


•* "He Said, She Sa/d "(1991) Kevin Bacon. 'PG-13' q 


♦*V? '"Frauds" (1993) Phil Collins. "R" •* "77?e Finishing Touch" (1992) R" q 


•** "Coming to America" (1988) R' q I 


22 


(3:00) 


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"Perry Mason: The Case of the Reckless Romeo" (1992) 


**V2 "Jawed ertje" (1985, Drama) Glenn Ctose. R' 


**y2 "One False Move" (1991) R" 


"fKeo/f/ie Storm" (1992) I 


25 


Beetie)uice 


Crazy Kkls [Salute [Temple 


Looney 


Looney 


Doug 1 Muppets 


Partridge [Morit 


1 Love Lucy [Bob Newhart 


M.T. Moore M.T. Moore 


Van Dyke 


Get Smart 


Dragnet 


26 


*** "Love Is Never S/ten/ "(1985) Mare Winningham. 


Supermaricet 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Sisters "And God Laughs" ' 


Kane and Abel (Part 3 of 3) 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Mysteries 


WEDNESDAY EVENING MAY 4. 1994 1 




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11:00 


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*** "■S/n<jtes"(1992) Bridget Fonda, q 


•* ""Quarterback Princess " ( 


1983, Drama) Helen Hunt. 


Lifestories 


•• "Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead" (1991 ) q 


Dream On q 


Sanders 


Crypt Tales 


*• "/t/x;e//5sf"(1992) "R" 


4 


Donahue (In Stereo) q 


Newsg 


Newsq 


Newsg 


ABC News 


Hard Copy q 


Ent Tonight 


Home Imp [Thunder 


Home Imp [Friends 


Turning Point g 


Newsq 


Cheers g [Nightline q 


6 


Empty Nest [Cheers q 


Coach q 


News 


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NBC News 


Jeopardylq 


Wh. Fortune 


UnsoNed Mysteries q 


Now (In Stereo) q 


Law ft (Mer "Nurture " q 


News 


Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 


7 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Gerakto 


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CBS News 


Copsg 


Married... 


Chartes Kuralt 30 Years 


In the Heat of the Night g 


48 Hours: Danger Zone 


News 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


8 


RKki Lake 


Oprah Winfrey q 


Newsq 


CBS News 


Am.Joumal 


Charies Kuralt 30 Years 


In the Heat of the Nigirt g 


48 Hours: Danger Zone 


Newsq 


Late Show (In Stereo) q 


10 


Tmy Toon 


Animaniacs 


Batman JFamily M. 


Full House g 


Roseanne q 


Roseanne q 


Married... 


Beveriy HMs, 90210 q 


Melrose Place (In Stereo) q 


*** "flomanc/rjoff7e Stone "(1984) Michael Douglas. [PaWProg. 1 


11 


Copsq 


Cur. Affair 


Newsg 


Newsg 


NBCNews 


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Unsolved Mysteries q 


Now (In Stereo) q 


Law ft Order "Nurture" g 


News q [Tonight Show (In Stereo) q 1 


14 


(3:30) *i>V2 The Seven Minutes" (1971) 


•** "The Pumpkin Eater" (1964, Drama) Anne Bancroft. 


"Adventure Sherkxk Ho^nes Brother" 


***V2 "The Waterdance" {)992, Drama) Eric Stoltz, R' 


***y2 "How the West Was iVon "(1962) I 


17 


Max Out (R) 


Challenge 


Bumt Toast 


Cycling 


Sports Tap 


Sportscenter 


Major League Baseball: St. Louis Cardinals at Colorado Rockies. (Live) [Major League Baseball: Teams to Be Announce. (Live) 1 


18 


Pyramid 


PyranMd 


MacGyver "Fire and Ice 


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ii**^/2 "Dead Poets Society' (1989, Drama) Robin Williams, Robert Sean Leonard. [Wings q [Wings g 


QiHntum 1 


21 


(3:00) "Buddy Holly 1 


**y2 "Wishman" (1993) Paul Le Mat. NR' 


*•'/? "/^Loo^sCowW /(///' (1991) 'PG-13' I 


** "Cham of Desire (1993) Linda Ftorentino. NR' [•♦* "Sommersby" (1993, Drama) Richard Gere. 'PG-13' 


"Tropical" \ 


22 


(3:25) The Russians Are Coming!' 


"We re Talkin " Serious Money ' ( 1 993) 


** Opportunity Knocks" (1990) Dana Carvey. PG-IS 


*:*Vi "Entangled ^^^993) Judd Nelson. R' 


*** "Rush' 


1991, Drama) Jason Patric. R g I 


25 




Tempte 


Looney 


Looney 


Doug Muppets Partridge [Mode 


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M.T Moore 


Van Dyke [Get Smart 


Dragnet I 


26 


** Lucy i Desi: Before the Laughter" (1991 , Drama) I 


Supennaritet 


Shop-Drop 


Unsolved Mysteries Sisters q 


**'/2 "Love at Large" (1990) Tom Berenger. 


Unsolved Mysteries 


Mysteries 1 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Page 11 



Lifestyle 



Clarion conies 

together to *'take 
back the night*' 



by Kelly Jones 
Contributing Writer 

The Clarion Area Rape Crisis 
Center, recently sponsored "Take 
Back The Night" to protest 
violence towards women and 
children. 

This rally is not unique to 
Clarion. The "Take Back The 
Night" event began in England 
in 1977 as women-only protest 
against the violence and fear 
women were experiencing at 
night. The movement spread to 
the United States in 1978, where 
the first rally was held in San 
Francisco to protest violence 
against women; particularly 
sexual assiaulL Sinc« 1978, Jake 
Back The Nigirt events have 
spead across the nation to other 
places, including Clarion. 

The rally started in the 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose room 
with a song By Nancy Jenerat 
called "Enough is Enough." 
Along with the song, brochures 
were passed out, which included 
figures about sexual assault, 
child abuse and domestic 
violence that revealed some 
startling statistics. 

Seventy-eight women are 
raped every hour in the United 
States, a woman is physically 
assaulted in her home every 
fifteen seconds in the U.S., 5,195 
children in Pennsylvania were 
physically abused with injuries 
in 1991. 
A skit, written by Mike Hillier, 



called "Any Man's Fault" was 
presented before the rally. The 
play dealt with stereotypes of 
violence, and was shown so that 
everyone would be able to relate 
with the characters. 

After the play, the rally 
proceeded to the I.C. Church to 
continue the rally. As the 
marchers proceeded to the 
chuch, others joined in the rally. 
When asked how effective the 
rally was, students responded: 

"It was a good try, but it is not 
accomplishing what they set out 
to do. Chanting and singing is 
nice, but it won't solve the 
problem," said Renee Baum, 
sophomore. 

Kevin Miko, sophomore, also 
comments, "I guess it was^ 
effective, but I am disappointed 
at the turn out." 

The marchers then went from 
the church to the courthouse 
steps, where the guest speakers 
from Rape Crisis, SAFE and 
Crossroads spoke on the subjects 
at-hand such as sexual assault, 
date rape and domestic voilence. 
An open microphone also gave 
survivors of sexual assault and 
domestic violence a chance to 
speak out. 

One thing that can be learned 
from the rally is a quote by one 
of the participants, Stephanie 
Craig. "Violence could be 
stopped if people would learn to 
respect each other." Sometimes 
that is all it takes. 



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Comin' Back Red Ryder" last week. 



PSEA named Oustanding Chapter 



by Keith Mient 
Lifestyles Writer 



The Student Pennsylvania 
State Education Association has 
recognized Clarion University as 
an outstanding chapter at a 
convention earlier this month in 
Grantville. This is the third 
consecutive year this chapter has 
received this award. 

To win the award, each chapter 
had to complete a series of 
projects in four specific 
categories: Community Service, 
Leadership Development, 
Achievement Recognition, and 
Professional Growth and 
Development. A booklet was 
also a requirement of each entry 
due in by the end of February to 
document the completion of the 
projects. 

All the entries received were of 



higher quality than in previous 
years of the corrivalry making 
competition difficult among the 
colleges and universities who 
entered. 

"Many students from Clarion 
University participated in the 
projects and deserve com- 
mendation for their excellent 
work," said Frances L. Pierce, 
Coordinator of the PSEA 
Student Programs. "You can be 
very proud of the students and 
the honor which they bring to 
your college," adds Pierce. 

This program is open to all 
education majors regardless of 
academic standing. This year's 
officers were: Michelle Strayer, 
president: Kristen Molek, vice- 
president; John Lis, secretary; 
and Cheryl Brasious, treasurer. 
Nicole Eighmey also contributed 
by putting together the QUEST 



booklet. 

The award won by Clarion's 
ch^ter of PSEA is known as the 
the QUEST award, and was 
developed to recognize student 
PSEA chapters for their many 
commendable achievements. 

"It's not only the sharing of an 
award among advisors, but the 
sharing of an award among a 
team," said Dr. Barbara Grugel, 
advisor to the 240-member 
chapter. The QUEST award 
consists of a trophy and proper 
notification to the college and 
community. 

"We are here for the benefit of 
the campus, providing com- 
munity service, service to the 
campus, such as the speakers 
who talk about education topics 
and so on," said Grugel. 



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Clarion presents 
first harp concert 



Earth Day Celebration 



by Anita Carbin 
lifestyles Writer 



Clarion University's music 
department will sponsor their 
first-ever harp concert on Friday, 
April 29 at 8:15 p.m. in the Hart 
Chapel Theatre. 

Gretchen Van Hoesen, 
principle harpist of the 
Pittsburgh Symphony will 
perform compositions by 
Handel, Grandjany, Debussy, 
Kirchhoff and Dierne. 
Collaborating harpist, Chao-ju 
Chen will join Van Hoesen in 
works for two harps by Andres 
and Debussy. 

Van Hoesen graduated from 
the Eastman School of Music 
Prepartory Department with the 
highest honors in harp and piano. 
As a scholarship student of 
Marcel Grandjany, she received 
her bachelor and master degrees 
in harp from the Julliard School 
of Music. 

As a recitalist. Van Hoesen has 
performed nationally in New 
York, Pittsburgh, Boston, 
Rochester, San Antonio and 
Washington D.C. She has also 
performed in Taiwan, Italy and 
Germany. 

Van Hoesen has been the 
principle harpist of the 
Pittsburgh Symphony since 
1977, presiding the Virginia 



Cambell endowed chair. As a 

concerto soloist. Van Hoesen has 
played throughout the U.S. with 
conductors Andre Previn, Sergiu 
Comissiona, James Conlon and 
Zdenek Macal. She has also 
played concerts with Bernard 
Goldberg, James Galway and 
Jean-Pierre Railipal. 

Van Hoesen has also been the 
principle harpist in the National 
Orchestra Association in New 
York, the Spoleto in the Italy 
Festival Orchestra, the 
Greenwich Philharmonia, and 
the Jeunesses Musicales 
Orchestra in Germany. 

Aside from traveling with 
orchestras. Van Hoesen teaches 
the harp privately and is a 
faculty member at Carnegie 
Mellon and Duquesne Univer- 
sities. She has also judged 
several National competitions of 
the American Harp Society. 

The harp Van Hoesen plays is a 
style eleven concert grand harp 
made in 1926 by the Lyon and 
Healy Harp Company of 
Chicago. 

The recital is free and open to 
the public. 




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Hinge was one of the bands which celebrated Earth Day with a jam session* 



Learn how to reduce student drop-outs 



by Megan Casey 
Lifestyles Writer 



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President's Concert 
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can be done to reduce the student 
dropout rate? Noted speaker Dr. 
Vincent Tinto will be speaking 
about this subject on Friday, 
April 29 at 9 a.m. 

Dr. Unto is an Education and 
Sociology professor at Syracuse 
University. He is a highly 
respected researcher on why 
students decide to drop out of 



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Registration will begin at 8:30 
a.m., and the presentation is 
open to all students. 

"All students, especially those 
in Education majors, should 
come," said Regina Jack of 
Academic Support Services, 
"this will be affecting them when 
they enter the classroom." 

In addition to his presentation, 



two of Dr. Tmto's books, both on 
the subject of student retention, 
will be on sale. A book-signing 
will be held at 11:30 a.m. In the 
afternoon, Dr. Tinto will delve 
deeper into the subject of student 
retention at a faculty-only 
workshop. 

"This is a way for Clarion to 
develop a more effective 
retention strategy. Our numbers 
are low," said Chris Hearst of 
Academic Support Services. 

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Senior Spotlight 



Dean proves nice guys do not always finish last 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
lifestyles Writer 

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thing: Howard Dean is simply a 
nice guy. He always has a kind 
wOTd to say and the time to be a 
friend to those in need. It is a 
shame that in 16 days. Clarion 
University will be losing him 
due to graduation. I got a chance 
to sit down with Howard and 
talk to him about his four years 
at this university. 
When I first asked Howard if 



he enjoyed his four years at 
Clarion, he hesitated, then had 
this to say, "Yes, I have, but I 
have had my ups and downs. 

Being an African-American 
male, I have had to determine 
what my own idea of success is, 
instead of letting other people 
determine it for me." Howard 
did not want this statement to be 
misunderstood as if he had a 
problem getting along with other 
people. This is not the case. 
According to Dean, "Many 
people tell me what I should be 
doing and how I should be doing 



McDonald chosen to attend 

Multicultural seminar 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

It's the end of the semester and 
many of us are beginning to feel 
as though no mattter how hard 
we work, we are still getting no- 
where fast. Where many of us 
are content with just getting by, 
there is one among us who is 
achieving. 

When you see Sean McDonald 
on campus, be sure to 
congratulate him. He, along 
with 100 other college students, 
was chosen to be a particpant in 
the 1994 Multiculmral Education 
Academic Seminar. 

The Secondary English major 
was referred to the competition 



by Dr Caropresso of the 
Education Department, who 
handed McDonald the 
application after recognizing his 
student's interest in the area of 
multicultural education. 

One of the qualifications for 
the seminar is to return what you 
have lefuned to your campus or 
to your community. This task 
shouldn't be difficult for 
McDonald, who already 
describes himself as a student 
with "a strong sense of service." 

McDonald would Uke to thank 
all the people who helped him 
achieve this honor and plans to 
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Howard as a very serious and 
rigid person. He explains this 
by pointing out that he didn't 
have the time to fool around. "If 
I had woric to get done, it had to 
come first, especially because I 
was paying my own way through 
school." 

I asked Howard what changes 
he brought about due to his 
involvement with campus 
activities and by simply being a 
student. "I believe that 1 have 
been able to influence some of 
the perspectives and stereotypes 
that some people may have had 
about African-Americans 
without being seen as the 
'exceptional one.' I don't like 
that phrase, because I am not the 
exception to the rule. I am an 
individual, just like everyone 
else is an individual. " 

I also asked how Clarion has 




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Howard Dean: achieving 
his own brand of success. 

changed him. "Being here has 
given me more insight and 
more of a perspective on 
different people and how they 
think." 

I mentioned early on in this 
article that Howard Dean is 
graduating. What Clarion is 



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Waterhouse is gaining in a new 
employee. After interning with 
the comoanv for two consecutive 

summers. Price Waterhouse 
asked Dean to join them as a 
permanent part of their company 
as a staff accountant. 

Through Inroads, a networking 
service. Dean was selected along 
with 50 other students (out of a 
total of 110) to go through a 
number of interviewing and 
resume writing sessions. 
Afterwards, the participating 
students received a chance to 
interview with three of the 
companies that were present. 
Howard interviewed with four 
companies, but the accounting 
major chose Price Waterhouse 
because it was in his field. 

Dean worries that there are not 
enough positive role models in 
this world, but with Howard 
Dean succeeding, the world is 
receiving one more. Good Luck, 
Howie. 



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Student selected for Humanities award 



by Amy Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



This year, the annual Eileen 
Murphy Thornton Humanities 
Award has been received by Mr. 

John kickard, a senior English 
major. The award is presented 
each year to a senior majoring in 
Humanities who, in the 
estimation of the committee, 
exemplifies the ideals of Ms. 
Eileen Murphy Thornton. Ms. 
Thornton graduated in the 
Humanities in the mid-1970s and 
was killed in an auto accident. 

Rickard was unanimously 
selected for this award by the 
Humanities Awards Conmiittee, 
which was composed of Dr. 
Edward Duffy, History; Dr. 
Edward Grejda, English; and Dr. 
Franklin Takei, I%ilosophy. 

Rickard has been active in 
theatre producticms and as a free- 




University Relations photo 
Dr. Edward Grejda (left) and Dr. Dave Arnold (right) present 
John Rickard (center) with the Thornton Humanities award. 

lance photographer. He will be American Literature. 

working towards a doctorate in After receiving this award, 

either American Studies or Rickard said, "I could never 




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Interfraternity Council 
plans ahead for winter 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Page 15 



by Kelly Jones 
Contributing Writer 



With the severity of the past 
winter's energy crisis, the 
Clarion Area Food Bank is in 
need of food to replenish the 
stores that depleted during the 
harsh winter. 

The Clarion University 
Interfraternity Council res- 
ponded with a canned food drive 
this past month. This coaununity 
service project was supervised 
by John Pulver, the IFC 
Conmiunity Chainnan. 

During the service project, 
over 300 cans of food were 
collected from the members. 
The Kappa Delta Rho fraternity 



donated the most with a total of 
100 cans. This is one third of the 
total number donated. 

The canned food drive is the 
only IFC community service 
project this semester. However, 
the individual chapters have 
done other service projects this 
semester, including Special 
Olympics, Walk America and 
Adopt- A-Highway. 

With the end of the semester 
rapidly s^pro^hing, there are no 
more community service projects 
planned for the IFC. But next 
semester they are looking 
forward to doing a broad number 
of projects that will benefit the 
community. 



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Innocents Abroad 



Recently I went to England on 
a selfless humanitarian mission 
to sell books. It was a very 
relaxing trip until about 35 
minutes after the plane landed at 
Heathrow Airport, which is 
when a British person cheerfully 
informed my wife and me that 
terrorists had been shooting 
mortar bombs onto the runway. 
Really. They have political 
organizations over there that, 
having apparently received 
public-relations advice from 
Charles Manson, believe that the 
way to gamer public support is 
to bomb and mortar the public. 
"Hey!" the public is apparently 
supposed to respond. 
"Homicidal loons are trying to 
kill me! I am feeling supportive 
toward them!" 

Shortly after we arrived, there 
were two mote mortar attacks on 
Heathrow. None of the bcxnbs 
detonated, but I was starting to 
wonder about the quality of the 
airport security. I envisioned 
squadrons of Scotland Yard 
detectives wearing Sherlock 
Homes hats, crawling on hands 
and knees, scrutinizing every 
blade of glass through powerful 
magnifying glasses, not noticing 
bucks rumbling past them with 
large signs that said, 
"CAUTION! MORTAR 

BOMBS!" 

Anyway, the mortars were 
scary, but we had a MUCH 
scarier experience in England: 
Scxnehow - probably because of 
another massive screw up at the 
CIA - we got invited to dine at 
the U.S. Ambassador's 
residence. We were the only 
people on the guest list whose 
titles were "Mr. and Mrs." 
Everybody else was something 
like "TTie Lord Earl of Gwebbing 
and Her Worshipfulhood the 
Viscountess Lady Huffington 
Prawn-Armature." So when we 
arrived at the ambassador's 
residence, which is 
^proxunately the size of Wales, 
but with more bathrooms, we 
were feeling socially intimdated. 

Fortunately the ambassador 
and his wife were extremely 
nice, which was reassuring, as 
was the fact that Uiey had three 
dogs (one main, two backups) 
with no sense of etiquette 
whatsoever ("I know! Let's sniff 
the viscountess!"). Nevertheless, 



when it came time to eat dinner, 
I developed severe Table 
Manners Paranoia. I estimate 
that there were 27 forks at my 
place setting alone. Plus, it turns 
out that at these formal dinners 
they have rules about whom you 
talk to: Before the main course, 
you're supposed to talk 
exclusively to the lady on your 
left as though she is the most 
fascinating human on the planet, 
but when the main course 
arrives, you're supposed to drop 
her like used chewing gum and 
talk to the lady on your right. 
It's amazing to watch the 
changeover. All heads in the 
room swivel simultaneously, like 
synchronized motorized elves in 
a Christmas display. 

Of course I didn't know about 
this, so midway through the 
dinner I suddenly found myself 
having an mimaffid conversation 
with the back of the head of the 
lady on my left, who, despite 
having been, only moments 
earlier, my closest personal 
friend, no longer seemed to 
realize that I existed. 

Speaking of exciting social 
adventures: Several nights later, 
we were at a party, and the host 
came up and said, "I'd like you 
to meet Salman Rushdie." 
Really. Apparently Sahnan has 
turned into a major party animal. 
So there I was, chatting with 
him, uying to ^pear cool, but in 
fact wondering if I would have 
to say. "Perhaps we would be 
more comfortable if we were 
lying face-down on the floor 
away from the windows!" 

But other than these few 
anxious moments, we had a 
wonderful time in England. 
They were having some highly 
entertaining government 
scandals. We Americans tend to 
have obscure boring complicated 
financial Whitewater-type 
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have scandals involving 
straightforward, clear-cut issues 
of obvious significance, such as 
high government officials paying 
for sex with fish. 

Speaking of food: The British 
are definitely getting belter at 
cooking, and they have 
discovered the ice cube. 
Fortunately, however, some 
things have not changed: They 
still have the Royal 
Dysfunctional Family, and it is 
still a constant source of 



entertainment. (The day we got 
there, Prince Charles made the 
newspapers by asking, on a tour 
of a cosmetics plant, if anybody 
wanted to - 1 am not making this 
up - lick mango butter off his 
body.) 

Also the British still speak in 
British accents, so that no matter 
what they say, it sounds really 
intelligent to Americans; and 
they sUll really say things like 
"bloody" and "smashing." Plus 
they keep inventing wonderful 
new expressions. For example, I 



saw a newspaper front page that 
had a photograph of a man, with 
the headfine: "MR. 

CHUCKLETROUSERS." I 
asked a number of British people 
about this expression; tliey had 
no idea what it meant but they all 
agreed Uiat they would definitely 
try to use it a lot. So should we, 
I think. We should maintain 
close ties with our friends across 
the Atiantic. But we should also 
remain out of mortar range. 



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by Chuck Shepherd 



-In December, the Illinois 
Appellate Court postponed 
indefinitely the electric shock 
ther^y that had been prescribed 
for Lucille Austwick, 80. Lower 
courts had declared her mentally 
incompetent and had scheduled 
the therapy, but her guardian 
testified that, when informed of 
the therapy, she said, "That's 
ridiculous. If tiiey want to do 
that, let them go shock 
themselves." 

-Rachel Barton-Russell 
petitioned a court in Springfield, 
Oregon in February for a ruling 
on the meaning of the state's law 
against corpse abuse. Her 
deceased husband, Donal 
Eugene Russell, had declared in 
his will that he wanted his skin 
used to make book covers for a 
collection of his poetry, but the 
state Mortuary and Cemetery 
Board claims that carrying out 
that request would subject a 
funeral home to liability for 
corpse abuse. 

-In Fort Lauderdale, Florida in 
February, accused murderer 
Donald Leroy Evans, 38, filed a 
pre-trial motion asking 
permission to wear a Ku Klux 
Klan robe in die courtroom and 



to be referred to in legal 
documents by "the honorable 
and respected name of Hi 
Hitier." According to courthouse 
employees interviewed by the 
Associated Press, Evans thought 
Adolf Hitler's followers were 
saying "Hi Hitler" rather than 
"HeU Hitier." 

-About 15 customers had 
gathered tiieir grocery items at a 
Safeway in Oxon HUl, Maryland 
shortly after 10 a.m. on 
Christmas morning and were 
lined up at the checkout lanes, 
but no cashiers were on duty, and 
no one answered calls to the 
back of the store. Local police 
were called and after 
investigatmg found Uiat the store 
was supposed to be closed but 
that the Christinas Eve crew had 
accidentally left die lights on and 
the doors unlocked, giving 
shoppers the impression it was 
open. 

-In October, in Iran, where 
celebrity gunfire is traditional at 
weddings, a guest named Rasool 
lost control of his automatic 
weapon at a wedding in Lorestan 
province, accidentally killing six 
people and wounding 14. In 
Champion, Ohio, in January, 
Reverend Thomas Gillum, 



presiding at the burial of a 
Korean War veteran, was 
accidentally shot in the face 
when the local VFW honor 
guard fu^ a four-gun salute. 

-Professional soccer team 
manager Dan O'Riordan, 
defending his decision to levy 
fines against players for 
flatulence in the lockeroom: "It 
can get fairly oppressive when 
you've got 20 players in a tiny 
dressing room all suffering tiie 
effects of a Sunday night curry." 

-Attorney Daryl Blue 
announced in December tiiat he 
would appeal the conviction of 
his client Freddie Armstrong for 
stabbing an 81 -year-old preacher 
to death and cutting off his head 
before stunned onlookers who 
included police officers, at a 
Bastiop, Louisiana funeral home. 
Blue claims that Armstiong was 
obviously insane at the time: "A 
rational man does not decapitate 
a man's head in the presence of a 
police officer." 



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Stingy with poor 

Editor: 

According to Lee Ileiiman's 
abortion letter, we should have 
unregulated abortion to avoid 
crowding orphanages. But babies 
for adoption are already so 
scarce here — because of 
abortion — that American couples 
try China, or a hotline in Miami, 
or adoption mills: and for big 
bucks, in case you h^pen to be 
poor and sterile. How dare we 
think that just because you're 
poor, you want few or no 
children. 

If life in orphanages were as 
bad as Heilman seems to think, 
we would be hearing daily about 
csphan escapes and suicides. We 
don't. Or take the scenario 
further: most people on death 
row don't attempt suicide either; 
they love life. 

Basically what Heilman 
recommends for those with 
problem pregnancies is a 
decision: If they carry it to term, 
the baby will be so badly off that 
he or she will eventually c(Hnmit 
suicide. So, kill him or her 
unborn. 

Finally, let's think again about 
Heilman's cases: pregnancy is 
only one of their problems. By 
helping any woman abort, we are 



band-aiding a situation that 
requires major psychological and 
flnancial help. How dare we be 
so cheap, so stingy with poor 
women. 

Joan R. Huber 
Venango Campus 

Call for an 
apology 

To the Editor 

On April 21 the Call printed an 
advertisement by Bradley R. 
Smith challenging the legitimacy 
of the U.S. Holocaust Memorial 
Museum in Washington D.C.; 
Smith claims that the museum 
has "no convincing proof 
whatever of homicidal gassing 
chambers, and no proof that even 
one individual was 'gassed' in a 
German program of 'genocide.'" 

I am appalled and deeply 
disturbed that the Call could not 
see through the thin veneer of 
"reasonableness" offered by 
Smith and print such an ad. 
Smith is a clever writer, 
attempting to privilege his 
claims through references to 
intellectual freedom, a favorite- 
and too-often 

unquestioned— buzz phrase in 
academia, and a phrase that is 
too - often not coupled with 



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intellectual responsibility. It is 
sad, however, that the Call could 
not see Smith's ad for what it is: 
a rhetorical trick intended to 
cover what is, in fact, an assault 
on the historicity of the 
Holocaust, rooted in a virulent 
anti-Semitism. 

I am well aware that there will 
be broad claims for freedom of 
speech and first amendment 
rights from those who would 
defend the printing of this ad. 
But the first amendment has 
never been intended to allow any 
and all forms of public 
discourse, and freedom of speech 
does not mean license of 
speech — witness, for examples, 
rulings regarding "hate speech." 
Furthermore, freedom of speech 
cuts both ways: as much as 
Smith has a right to his views, 
and to express those views, 
newspaper editors have the right 
to refuse to give forum to those 
views, as editors often have, if 
those views are perceived to be 
against the prevailing values of 
the community. 

So what are we to make of the 
Call's printing of this ad— that it 
does, indeed, represent the 
prevailing values of the 
university conmiunity? The Call 
may claim that to print that ad is 
to expose it for the garbage that 



it is. That sounds wonderfully 
idealistic, but it also presumes 
that that is, in fact, how the 
readers will perceive it. When 
we discussed this ad in one of 
my classes, one of the students, 
when responding to the question 
of why this ad has been targeted 
for schools, suggested that the 
students in a sense were "fresh 
meat" — a blunt way of saying 
that for students, the historical 
purchase of the Holocaust is 
simply not there. Smith's ad 
would indeed make wonderful 
fodder for classroom ridicule, if 
in fact we were teaching our 
students about the Holocaust. 

The Call might also claim that 
to print that ad reifies the 
openness of academic discourse 
at Clarion University. But at 
what point, I ask you, does 
responsibility— intellectual and 
human — have to bec(xne part of 
that discourse? Does academic 
discourse, by virtue of its being 
academic, mean that it is no 
longer linked to human and 
communal discourse, and thus 
"free" to answer only to its own 
needs? And at what point has 
"academic" ceased to mean 
reasonable and/or reasoned, and 
has come to mean "self- 
expressive" discourse, even if 
what the self is expressing is a 



hateful lie? 

Finally, the Call might claim 
that accepting the ad was simply 
a business decision, and the ad 
does not in any way reflect the 
beliefs of the paper. That is, 
perhaps, the most disturbing 
possibility. If the Call perceives 
itself as a extension of the 
university community, or of at 
least the student body, then by 
accepting this ad is it not then 
suggesting that the ad, even if 
indirectly, somehow represents 
the values of the university 
community? If, however, the 
Call is simply a business, then 
the perception we are left with is 
that the paper is driven by 
nothing more than commerce 
and gain. There are businesses 
that have a clear vision of their 
places in the community at large; 
the Call apparently is not wie of 
them. 

I would like to believe that the 
Call made a bad decision, not a 
malicious one. I also believe that 
the Call owes an apology to the 
university community. In 
printing this ad I believe there 
has been a serious breach of 
trust; it is now up to the Call to 
fmd the courage and the means 
with which to close that breach. 
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Sports 



Sli ppery Rock's numbers declared unofficial 

Morton named PSAC all-time leading scorer 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Kwame Morton passed 
Slippery Rock's Myron Brown 
as the all-time scoring leader in 
the PSAC last week, and he 
didn't even have to step on the 
court. 

Dr. Charles Eberle, 
Commissioner of the PSAC, 
made the announcement last 
week after the point totals of 
both Morton and Brown had 
been reviewed by the NCAA. It 
was discovered that during 
Brown's playing years. Slippery 
Rock played five games against 
Canadian universities and 
counted Brown's combined 118 
points firom those five games in 
his career point total. Before the 
investigation, it had been 
determined that Brown had 
scored 2,619 points in his 
collegiate career, as compared to 
Morton's 2,543. The gamejj 
against the Canadian teams did 
not qualify under the NCAA 
rules as countable opponents and 
therefore his point totals from 
those games would not be 
recognized by the NCAA. 

According to NCAA bylaws 
pertaining to the National 
Statistics Program, only games 



against a "countable contest" 
would be officially recognized 
by the NCAA. A countable 
contest is defmed by the NCAA 
as, "only games against varsity 
intercollegiate teams of four- 
year, degree-granting institutions 
that play a majority of their 
games in that sport against 
varsity intercollegiate teams of 
United States, four-year, degree- 
granting institutions shall be 
tabulated for inclusion in such 
statistics." 



When asked if he believed 
Slippery Rock was intentionally 
trying to undermine the NCAA, 
Steve Murray, the conference 
sports information director, said 
no, and that it was a mistake that 
could be easily made. Many of 
Slippery Rock's early season 
games were to come in 
tournament play, and if a team 
dropped out, they would often be 
replaced with an available team, 
sometimes a team from Canada. 
Because the originally scheduled 



made a conscious decision to 
count the games, knowing full 
well that, "somewhere down the 
Une it may be evaluated." 

Carpenter also said, "We made 
the decision that those games 
were going to count. We have 
the right to recognize whatever 
games we want. The NCAA 
doesn't have to recognize those 
games. As far as we're 
concerned, Myron Brown's 
career scoring total stands at 
2,619." 



''We made the decision that those games were going 
to count. We have the right to recognize whatever 
games we want. The NCAA doesn't have to 
recognize those games. As far as we 're concerned^ 
Myron Brown 's career scoring total stands at 2,619. " 

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SID, Slippery Rock 



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After subtracting the 118 
unofficial points, Brown's 
scoring total now stands at 
2,501, 42 behind Morton, 
making Morton the ofHcial all- 
time PSAC men's basketball 
scoring leader. 



games would have been 
"countable contests," the 
replacement of a Canadian team 
could be easily overlooked. 

But according to Slippery 
Rock sports information director 
John Carpenter, Slippery Rock 



He also said that the PSAC 
knew that the games 
came against Canadian teams 
when the statistics were 
submitted. 

Had Morton's uncountable 
exhibition games been counted. 



he still would have been ahead 
of Brown. There is nothing to 
diminish the significance of the 
record because it came on a 
technicality. If things had been 
done correctly from the 
beginning, Morton would have 
passed him during the season. 

"He beat him fair and square," 
said Clarion assistant coach Al 
Modrejewski. 

The investigation began when 
Clarion sports information 
director Rich Herman wanted to 
check to see how many points 
Morton would need this year to 
catch Brown. When he called 
the NCAA to confirm the 
numbers, the conference had a 
different total than the NCAA. 
That set the ball in motion. 

When several conference 
coaches and SID's were asked if 
the fact that Clarion started 
the investigation caused 
resentment and caused them to 
look Morton over in their voting 
for "Player of the Year," all said 
no. 

Morton has been named first 
team All-Amercian in every 
post-season poll, and was named 
the Division II national "Player 
of the Year" by Basketball 
Times, despite not receiving the 
honor in his own conference. 



Brosius, B. Fiscus named all conference 



Golfers place fifth at conference tourney 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University golf 
team recently participated in the 
PSAC championsips at Treasure 
Lake golf course in DuBois. The 
event took place over Monday 
and Tuesday. 

Tlie Golden Eagles took a fifth 
I^ace at the PSAC's, with a team 
score of 1,225. 

Sli[^»y Rock University txx^ 
first at the competition with a 
team score of 1,158. In second 
was Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania with a 1,166. 
Third place went to Millersville 
who shot 1,200. West Chester 
and their 1,217 earned them a 
fourth place spot, and Edinboro 



finished last in sixth place with a 
1.289. 

Chris Brosius led the way fcx* 
the Eagles with a three round 
score of 235. His rounds went 
79, 80, and 76. Brian Fiscus was 
next with a 244 (82, 79, 83). 
Andy Ganoe shot 247 (83, 
87, 77), as did Corey Bierly (80, 
85, 82). Matt Fiscus shot a 260 
(86, 89, 85). Todd Corbeil 
had a 261 (87, 86, 88), and 
Greg Greksa shot 265 (92, 82, 
91). 

Brosius' score was good 
enough to eam him a spot on the 
conference's first team. Brian 
Fiscus was named to the second 
team. 

Taking first place in the 



overall competition was Greg 
Downer of Slippery Rock who 
shot a six over par 222. His 
three rounds were 71, 77, and 
74. 

Taking second place was Mike 
Ferry who had a 225. His 
rounds were 71, 75, 78. Ferry is 
also frwn Slippay Rock. 

The toumamrat was i^ysically 
straining on the golfers. It was 
unseasonably warm outside, and 
this caused for discomfort as 
golfers walked the long course, 
not to mention the fact that the 
golfers had to play 27 holes in 
one day. Many members of the 
team were sporting "farmers" 
sunburns. 

Hie greens were also very hard 



for this time of the year. This 
caused for quidc greens and putts 
that just kept rolling and 
rolling. It also made it difficult 
to get the ball to sit on the green. 
Many chips hit the hard ground 
and bounced as if they were 
hitting cement, as opposed to 
sitting, or rolling back toward 
the hole. 

Considering the amount of 
snow on the ground only a few 
short months ago, it is unusual to 
see such hard, dry greens this 
early in the summer. 

"We had a haixl time jdcin' 
the ball," the Fiscus brothers 
agreed. 

Either way, the Gol(kn Eagles 
made a good showing at the 



conference tournament, and 
while they may have had their 
sights set on a higher fmish, the 
team played well. 

The Golden Eagles were also 
in action last Wednesday when 
they were at the Indiana 
Invitati(xial. 

Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania won the event of 
16 teams. Clarion fmished ninth 
in rhft field. The (jolden Eagles 
had a team scwe of 421. 

Ganoe shot a 78 which was 
good enough fw tenth place. 

Clarion has one more 
tournament left before their 
season is done. Tommorrowand 
Saturday they will be at the 
Allegheny Invitational. 



Page 20 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Softball team has tough string of games 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Golden Eagle Softball 
team recently played a string of 
games against some very 
formidable opponents. 



Captain Sarah Pitney said that 
Lock Haven had some good 
pitchers, and that fact combined 
with Clarion's hitting slump led 
to low run production. 

Melodi Dess was the sole 
bright spot for Clarion, with a 



Schattauer and Rose >Mlson both 
homered for the Golden Eagles. 
Wilson also scored another run 
in game one. 

Missy Brown tocrfc to the hill 
in game one for Clarion, and 
Sonya Hafer started the second 




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Junior second baseman Sarah Pitney attempts to steal a base against lUP. 



Last Thursday, the team hosted 
Ashland in a double header but 
dropped both games, unable to 
score a run in either. 

Clarion continued their team 
hitting slump against Lock 
Haven on Saturday. Ihe Eagles 
dropped the games 1-0 and 5-1. 



home run in the second game. 

Qarion then hosted Grove City 
on Monday and got the bats 
going again. They spUt, winning 
the first game, 6-1, dropping the 
second 4-3. For the series, 
Melodi Dess had two hits and 
scored a run and Leslie 



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President, Clarion University 

Marwick-Boyd Auditorium, Clarion 

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Saturday, April 30, 1994 

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game. 

Clarion was next at home 
against a tough lUP. In the first 
game, the Golden Eagles were 
down 2-1 heading into the sixth 
inning. 

Instead of letting the game go, 
however, the Eagles hung right 
in there. They were able to rally 
with two outs, and Danene 
Brown drove in the winning run 
for the Eagles to make for a very 
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had a rally going in the first 
inning but batted out of order 
for the third out. In most games, 
Dess bats fifth, and Missy 
Brown hits sixth. In a 
communication problem, a 
change had been made in the 
batting order by one of the 
coaches and no one was 
informed that they had been 
switched. The two 

consequently batted out of order. 
That may have had an effect on 
the outcome of the contest, as 
Clarion dropped the game 5-4. 

For the two games Pitney 
went 3-for-8 and scored two 
runs. Brown was 2-for-8 with a 
run scored, Julie Catalano 
scored a run. Missy Brown had a 



triple, and Danene Brown scored 
a run. 

Sonya Hafer started the first 
game for the Golden Eagles, and 
Missy Brown took to the mound 
for game two. 

The Eagles are scheduled to 
play Westminster in a home 
double header tomorrow. If 
weather permits the game to go 
on, it will make 12 games in nine 
days that the team has played. 

After Westminster, the team 
goes to Edinboro on Saturday for 
a double header against 
another talented conference 
foe. 

The Edinboro game will be the 
last regular season game for the 
team. 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Freshman pitcher Missy Brown took to the mound against 
lUP in the softball team's double header Tuesday. Clarion 
split with lUP. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Page 21 



A weekU look at a Clarion University athlete 

Eagle in the spotlight 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Moore 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Brian and Matt Fiscus, 
identical twins, are members of 
the Clarion University golf team. 

The Fiscus's both went to 
Clarion high school and were 
both members of a successful 
golf team. In fact, four members 
of that team are currently part of 
the Clarion University team. 

Brian was a co-captain of the 
teahi and went to states his 
senior year. Matt lettered all 
three years. 

Matt said that he chose Clarion 
due to the fmancial aspects that 
he is close and that Clarion is not 
as expensive as other schools. 
Brian said that Clarion has 
a good business program to 
fulfill his needs. Golf didn't 
play a big part in where the 
twins went to school, 
considering they were both 
walk-ons. 



The brothers, as most twins 
are, are big rivals. "We'»"e 
competitive in everything we 
do," said Matt. "Really 
competitive," Brian agrees. 

As far as biggest 
accomplishments are concerned. 
Matt cites the fact that he is able 
to uphold a good GPA while 
participating in other activities as 
an accomplishment to be proud 
of. Brian points to the 71 he shot 
at Armco country club, Slippery 
Rock's course, and making the 
golf team as a walk-on. 

Brian's goals for the future are 
to make the first team all- 
conference team (he was named 
second team this year) and to 
personally win a tournament. He 
has been runner-up before. 

Matt has a more competitive 
goal. He hopes to move ahead 
of Brian on the golf team. Matt 
is currently the seventh man on 
the team, while Brian is the third 
man. 



Matt also hopes to graduate 
from Clarion and move on 
to graduate school. He is not 
sure where he will be doing 
his graduate work yet, however. 

They both are very athletic 
and enjoy playing different 
sports in their free time, 
such as basketball and 

racquetball. 

Matt and Brian both have a lot 
of golf experience under the belt 
and will provide good golf for 
Clarion over the next two years. 

And for all of their 
competitiveness and rivalry, they 
are good friends. 

Clarion is fortunate to have 
this tough twin-bill as a part of 
their golf team. 




Nathan Kahl/Clarion Call 
A terribla twosome - Brian (left) and Matt Fiscus mean 
trouble for opposing PSAC golf teams. Like most brothers, 
these identical twins are competitive in everything - 
particularly their golf scores. Brian was named second 
team all-conference at this year's conference tournament, 
but if Matt has a say, Brian will be caddying for him next 
year. 





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Baseball team 
blows away 
Slippery Rock 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 




On Saturday, Clarion 
University's baseball team 
played host to the Slippery Rock 
Rockets in a PSAC double 
header. 

In the first game, Slippery 
Rock put its ace, Anthony 
Dougherty, on the mound. 
Unfortunately for The Rock, 
Clarion did their best Michael 
Moorer impersonation and 
knocked him silly. 

Clarion tallied 19 hits against 
Daugherty, and sent a runner 
across the plate 14 times, as 
compared to Slippery Rock's 
four. 

At the plate, the barrage was 
led by John Quahli^o who went 
2-for-3 with two RBI, three runs 
scored and a home run. 

Nearly the rest of the line up 
contributed for Clarion in the 
game. Marc Keller went 3-for-4 
with an RBI, Chad McCombs 
was 2-f(X'-3 with an RBI and two 
runs scored, Tim Stinmiell had 
two hits with one run scored and 
one RBI, Pat Berzonski had a hit 
with an RBI and two walks, 
Scott Weir had a hit and scored a 
run. Marc Grommes had three 
hits with three RBI and scored 
two runs, and Kurt Pannier and 
Phil Pegher each had a hit and an 
RBI. 

Coach Rich Herman said, "He 
throws hard, but we made him 
throw good pitches." 

Mark Spohn pitched a 
complete game for the Eagles. 
He gave up three earned runs, 
eight hits and struck out four. 

In the second game Jason 
Rafalski took the mound but 
Clarion failed to match its first 
game performance, and dropped 



the game 7-3. Rafalski was 
forced to leave after 5 and 1/3 
innings, giving up five hits, five 
walks, five earned runs, and 
striking out six. Jason Knight 
and Ryan Bauer came in to 
reUeve. 

Clarion had a lead going into 
the fourth inning. Slippery Rock 
tied the game up in the fourth, 
however. Steve Olizarowicz, 
Slippery Rock's ninth batter was 
hit by a pitch, and Pat Mannarino 
hit a home run. 

Clarion had some runners on in 
the fourth and fifth, but couldn't 
get a big hit 

Coach Herman said that he 
couldn't be more pleased with 
the team's performance 
considering that Dave Skovera 
and Stimmel were both injured 
early in the year. Add to that the 
fact that their coach has been 
away from the team due to a bad 
back for several weeks. 

"With losing those two guys, 
other teams would have folded. 
We didn't fold. I think it's a 
credit to this team that we've 
found other ways to win," said 
Herman. 

Herman noted that Clarion 
hasn't been blown out this year 
and that they have been in most 
games, particularly against tough 
competition. 

Herman also wanted to extend 
his praise to assistant coach 
Barry McAuliff and student 
coach Mike Michizen who have 
filled in during his absence. 

"Clarion baseball is very 
fortunate to have a person like 
Barry who has been able to run 
this team. Barry is a tremendous 
individual," Herman said. 

Clarion will be in action 
Friday, when they host 
Mercyhurst in a double heacter. 



Sports Trivia Question 

Dan "Big Daddy*' Wilkinson was drafted as the first overall 
player in this year's NFL draft, while Charlie Ward, the 
winner of the Heisman TY-ophy was not drafted. Can you 
name the last winner of the Heisman to be the first player 
drafted? 

Last week's answer: Pete Rose needed 2,138 more at bats 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



Page 23 



Classifieds 



Help Wanted 



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No experience necessary. For more 
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Summer Counselor 
"LAST CHANCE" 

Male-Basketball, baseball, tennis. 
Outstanding NYS Co-ed resident 
camp. Kennybrook-19 Southway, 
Hartsdale, NY 10530 
914-693-3037 

Clarion Little League and Senior 
League need experienced baseball 
umpires for the summer. Season 
begins in late April and runs thru 
July 2. Umpires are paid. If you 
have umpiring experience call 226- 
1825 before 4 p.m., 226-5899 after 4 
p.m. 



Counselors wanted. Trim down- 
fitness, co-ed, NYS camp. 100 
positions: sports, crafts, many 
others. Camp Shane, Femdale NY, 
12734. (914) 292-4045. 



Do you need extra $money$? 
Clarion County men's softball league 
needs umpires for the summer. Call 
226-6390 for information. 



Alaskan Fishing Industry- Earn up 
to $10,000 this summer in both 
on/off shore jobs. No experience 
nee. (412) 734-8457. 24 hrs. 



Spend the summer in the beautiful 
Catskill Mountains of New York. 
Achieve a challenging and 
rewarding summer experience 
working in a residential camp for 
adults with physical and 
developmental disabilities. Positions 
available: counselors, cabin leaders, 
program leaders. All students are 
encouraged to apply. Season dates 
June 6-Aug. 24. Good salary, room 
and board and some travel 
allowance. For more information 
caU 914-434-2220 or write to Camp 
Jened, PO. Box 483, Rock HUl, NY 
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$750/wk. Alaska fisheries this 
summer. Maritime Services. 1-208- 
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250 COUNSELORS and 

instructors needed! COED summer 

camp in Pocono Mountains, 

Pennnsylvania. Lohikan, Box 

234CC, Kenilworth, NJ 07033. 

(908) 276-0998. 



Wanted: Student with clerical skills 
who would like to work ten hours 
per week at Venango campus. If you 
commute from the Oil City area and 
would like to work enough hours a 
week to earn a little extra cash, but 
not enough to hurt your grades, 
contact Karen Bingham at 226-1874 
of Darlene Hartman at 676-6591 
(ext. 283) 



Are you a good student who 
commutes from the Oil City area? 
Venango campus learning center 
needs tutors for the basic skills 
areas: math, study skills, paralegal, 
business subjects and reading. 
Research indicates that students who 
work a moderate number of hours 
actually do better in school and 
working as a tutor is a great addition 
to a resume, not to mention the good 
feeling one can get from helping 
someone succeed. This is a paid 
position. If you are interested, call 
Karen Bingham at 226-1874 or 
Darlene Hartman (Venango) at 676- 
1874 (X283). 



Rooms and Rent 



For rent: Nice, quiet, furnished 
apartment for 2-4 toiants. Summer or 
fall. Giris jMcfened. 226-8225. 

Great 3 bedroom townhouse with full 
bath and 2 half baths for 4 students. 
782-3177. 



Apartments for rent, fall 1994. Call 
354-2992 

Three bedroom house for 4 students. 
One block from gym. Available fall 
semester. Call Ron, 226-6449. 

Summer apartments. 1-4 person 
occupancy. 1 block from campus. 226- 
5917 

Nice houses available for fall term. 
Close to campus. 4 or more 
individuals. Evenings, 226-8617. 

For Rent: Sleeping Rooms Only. For 
summer of 94 and Fall term of 94. 
Very near college campus, Utilities 
included. For more information call 
226-5647. 

For Rent: House, Apartment, Mobile 
home. Summer, Fall and Spring. 226- 
9279. 

Nice home setting, 2 BR apartment, 
for four girls, Greenville Avenue 
across from Davis Hall. $650 per 
semester plus utilities. 354-2891. 



For rent: For all three summer 
sessions. 4 b>edroom apartment, newly 
remodeled. 1/2 block from campus. 
Utilities included in. Call 226-7316, 
ask for Andy. 

For rent: Mobile home for summer or 
fall 94. In Clarion. 764-3626. 



Housemate needed immediately. 
Private bedroom. 5 blocks from 
campus. Also needed, 1-2 people for 
summer and/or fall. Furnished. 
$150/month. 227-2248. 
Apartment for rent near campus for 2- 
3 non-smoking students. Utilities 
included. 226-7997. 

Summer rentals, $600 for two people 
for both sessions. Apartments are 
furnished with a washer and dryer in 
the home and an excellent location. 12 
apartments available. Call 226-5690. 



Rick Slike Rentals. 226-5690. 12 
apartments, good location, summer 
rental. 

Very nice furnished apartments 
available for summer. Two blocks 
from campus. Very reasonable. 764- 
3690. 

Apartment for rent: Four rooms with 
kitchen and bath, located on Sixth and 
Main Street. Call 226-4052 or 226- 
8020. Available June 1. 

Great one bedroom aprtment 
w/kitchen and bath in downtown 
Clarion. Excellent location, close to 
campus, for summer only/or one 
school year. $280/month plus 
utiUties. 227-2489. 



Announcements 



Tuesday & Thursday night Special. 
Ragley's Bowl Arena 9 p.m. - 11 p.m. 
All you can bowl only $4.00. 3 per 
lane minimum. BYOB if you're over 
21. 

ATTENTION STUDENTS! 
INTERESTED IN MEETING 
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HERE? Find out what's hot in other 
places, call 1-900-485-3300 extension 
9252. Must be 18 years/only $2.99 per 
minute, piocall (602) 954-7420. 

Registered family daycare accepting 
applications for summer and fall 
daycare. Quality daycare, affordable 
and loving just like mommy and daddy 
would give. Rainbow (814) 227-2381. 



For Sale 



Bryan Adams will be at the Civic 
Arena May 20th. I have two tickets for 
the sold out concert. $27/ticket. Call 
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Personals 



Craig, great job on the formal, it's 
amazing how fast 700 bucks goes. 

Cdlecn: Congratulations on your job 
offer! Best of luck after graduation! 
Love, your sisters of ALT. 



Kristen Duncan, congratulations on 
being selected our 1994-95 White 
Rose. We know it will be a great year. 
Love, Sigma Tau Gamma. 

Sara, thanks for being such a great 
White Rose. We will always remember 
what you have done for us in the past 
year. Love, the brothers of Sigma Tau 
Gamma. 



To all of my losers: Thanks for all of 
the high points during my last year! 
Watch out for floating reptiles! 
Remember Matchlight Briquets are for 
outdoor use only! Acknowledge- move 
on. Megan. 



Jammy, Spam and Megan: Smoke em 
if you got em! Remember, toxins are 
to be consumed, not wasted. Love, 
Petruce. 



It's gobal warming Twinkle. R&B. 



Stripe, Just rub and all will come 
true! Love, your Buddha 



Congratulations Kelly on becoming 
new squad leader for the Majorettes! 
Love, your Phi Sig sisters. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Deb for the great job on the Alumnae 
Luncheon! 



To the brothers of Kappa Delta Rho: 
Thanks for the great mixer. We had a 
wonderful time! Love, Phi Sigma 
Sigma. 



To Rodney and the Bear-May you be 
very happy together. To Alan and the 
Duck- Ouch! Stop squeezing me. To 
Ray and James, Have fun in the 
celebrity Hot-tub. Thanks for the 
great time in New Orleans! Melissa 
and Lisa. 



To the Zetas: Thanks for a wild 
mixer. We'll ride the bull with you 
anytime! Love, Sigma Chi. 



The officers of Phi Eta Sigma would 
like to congratulate Karen Orgitano, 
recipient of the 1994 Phi Eta Sigma 
scholarship, and thank her for all the 
hard work she put into the induction 
ceremony. We couldn't have done it 
without you. 



The officers of Phi Eta Sigma would 
like to thank Lonnie Gilbert and his 
staff for the INCREDIBLE job they 
did Saturday at the induction 
ceremony. Everything was perfect! 



Congratulations to the Spring 94 
pledge class of AZT- Leslie, Jill, 
Becca, Natalie, Dana, Melanie, 
Nicole, Lori and Tammy. We love 
you! Your sisters of AZT. 



The officers of Phi Eta Sigma would 
hke to congratulate all of its new 
members inducted last Sat. April 23. 
Keep up the good work. 



Marci: Have a wonderful 21st 
birthday! love. Your sisters of AZT. 



Kristen: Congratulations on 
becoming Sigma Tau Gamma's 
sweetheart. We love you! Your sisters 
of AIT 



Jon Pulver, congratulations on 
receiving Delta Zeta Turtle Buddy. 
"Oh what a man, what a man," from 
your crothers. 



Happy 21st birthday to Kristen 
Mosley; You'll be cheering happily. 
Don't be sad that we're not there, the 
next night we'll show you we care! 
Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Congratulations to Phi Delta Theta on 
becoming the newest chapter of the 
CUP greek system. The sisters of 
Delta Phi Epsilon. 



Sarah S.,- Thanks for the great Open 
Bid party. You're doing a wonderful 
job. Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Thank you to the brothers of Theta 
Chi for the fun mixer. Let's do it 
again soon! D-Phi-E. 



Kim, Laura Brynn, Janet, Rayna, 
Amy and Kelly: Keep up the good 
work! You're almost done, hang in 
there! We love our Uttles! Your Theta 
Phi Bigs. 



Happy belated birthday to Janet 
Kaliszewski! We didn't forget about 
you! Love, your Theta Phi sisters. 



A big thank you to Stacy Patterson 
and Megan Casey for their excellent 
job with our Parent's Brunch. Love, 
your Theta Phi Alpha sisters. 



To the brothers of Theta Xi: Thanks 
for the great Bowl-A-Thon mixer. We 
had fun rolling down the gutters with 
you guys! Let's do it again soon! 
Love, Theta Phi Alpha. 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to 
congratulate I%i Delta Theta on their 
installation at CUP. We can't wait to 
mix with you guys tonight! (We will 
miss you, Jarrett!) 



Phi Sigma Sigma-Thanks for a great 
mixer, we all had a blast. Let's do it 
again soon. Love, the brothers of 
Theta Xi. 



Sigma Chi, thanks for the awesome 
mixer! What a "cook-out!" The 
sisters of ZTA. 



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Industry 

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summer in both on/off 

shore jobs. Noexp. 

nee. (412)734-8457. 

24 hrs. 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



The Tomahawk Chop will strike again 



This may be the year of the Braves 



by KraigKoelsch 
Sports Writer 

Wouldn't it be nice to have 
Greg Maddux or Tom Glavine 
on your team? How about John 
Smoltz, Kent Mercker and Steve 
Avery as your other starters? 
Sound too good to be true? Well 
it isn't, because this is the exact 



rotation of the Atlanta Braves, 
and it is easily the best staff in 
baseball. 

Add to that staff the run 
production on Fred McGriff, 
David Justice, Terry Pendleton, 
Jeff Blauser, and Deion Sanders, 
and you will have an inaedible 
team on paper. Realistically 
when any one of these four 



starters takes the hill, a Braves 
team that scores at least four 
runs will most likely not be 
beaten. So why haven't the 
Braves won the wwld series? 

That is a tough question to 
answer. They have been close 
for the past three years, going to 
the Series twice. This year's 
Braves are without Ron Gant, 



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who was released after he 
suffered a motorcycle accident. 
The left field job now goes to 
Ryan Klesko. A power hitting 
left bander, Klesko has 
impressed the Braves the past 
few seasons, but failed to make 
the team. This year he is off to a 
good start, and has taken away 
from Tony Tarasco, and other 
Braves talent, any chances of 
starting in left. 

With Sanders in center, Justice 
in right, and Klesko in left, the 
Braves have a very strong 
outfield. McGriff is at first, 
Mark Lemke at second, Blauser 
at short, and Pendleton at third. 
That's pretty solid, but wait, 
highly touted rookie catcher 
Javier Lopez started off this 
season on fire and could vie for 
rookie of the year honors. To 
spell Lopez, the Braves signed 
Charlie O'Brien from the Mets 
and he will be an excellent 
backup and teacher for Lopez. 

To get the Braves the save in 
the ninth, they call upon Greg 
McMichael, Mike Stanton, and 
newly acquired Gregg Olson. 
Olson came over from the 
Orioles and can immediately 



strengthen the pen. The only 
problem is that he has been hurt 
all of the season so far as well as 
spring training and is not due 
back for at least another month. 
Wohlers is a hard throwing right 
hander who is being used as a set 
up man. Stanton is a left handed 
set up man, who sometimes may 
be used as a closer. The Braves 
will rely on Stanton and Wohlers 
to get the game to closer 
McMichael. McMichael is a 
right handed stopper who 
impressed many last season with 
a very low ERA for a rookie 
pitcher. But once again the 
Braves team is so strong in 
pitching that it might not even 
use the bullpen that often. Either 
way, manager Bobby Cox can 
rest a lot easier knowing that he 
does have an excellent bullpen 
who can get the job done. 

There is no team stronger from 
top to bottom than the Atlanta 
Braves. It looks as if the season 
may come down to another 
exciting Giants-Braves match-up 
to decide the NL championship. 

But they're good enough that 
if the Braves get going, it just 
might take a giant to stop them. 



IN THE BLEACHERS 

by Steve Mooie 




The 





Volume 74, Issue 17 



The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



May 5, 1994 



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New Student Senate elected 



by Alicia McCray 
News Writer 



Hie Student Senate reigns of 
power changed hands Monday 
night as a new senate was sw(mii 
in and a new president and vice- 
president were selected. 

Jim Junger will serve as 
Student Senate president, Amy 
Mennen as vice-president and 
David Scappe as treasurer. 

Outgoing Vice-president Amy 
Donahue said the "old senators 
accomplished in 15 weeks what 
most senators did in a year." 

The former senate was an 
interim senate, serving only one 
semester instead of two. The 
term was altered so the senate 
year would run concurrent with 
the academic year. 

The change was made by all of 
the schools in the State System 
of Higher Education. 

Of 715 ballots cast in this 
senate election, Junger received 
182 votes, Mennen received 273 
votes and Scappe received 236 
votes. 

Other new senators and their 
total vote count are: Sean 
Spenser, 229; Delphine Djossou, 
254; David Nelson Barret, 220; 
Becki Jones, 216;Ryan P. 
Hitchman and Ladonna Morton, 
198 votes each. 

Joseph Baker, Jr., 179; Jennifer 
Keibler, 176; Christian Pratt, 
175; Edward Rogers and Marc 
Schnumpf, 170 votes each; 
Rebecca Kelley, 158; Michael 




Former Gov. Dick Thornburgh 




Brian Hoover conducted his last meeting as Student Senate 
new Student Senate was installed and a new president and 
before the end of the meeting. 

Ferraro and Joseph Rotondo, 153 would be open to anyone and 



votes each; Terri Steigelman, 
149; Jay Dale Smith, 146 and 
Douglas Sheldon, 132. 

Junger promised in his 
campaign speech for Student 
Senate president his office door 



added he takes pride in making 
himself accessible to everywie. 

"I'm not afraid to talk to people 
or to listen to what they have to 
say," said Junger. 

Mennen listed her position as a 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
president Monday night The 
vice-president were elected 

resident assistant as a learning 
experience for gaining problem 
solving and motivational skills, 

Mennen said her goals as a 
senator are to improve diversity 
on campus and fight student 
apathy. 



First ever awarded here. 

Thornburgh to receive honorary CUP degree 



courtesy of 
University Relations 



Clarion University will 
present its first honorary degree, 
a doctor of public service degree, 
to Dick Thornburgh, former 
Pennsylvania Governor, 
Attorney General of the United 
States and Under-Secretary 
General of the United Nations, at 
commencement services on 
Saturday, May 14. 

Thornburgh served as 



Govemw when the State System 
of Higher Education was created 
in 1983 and has more than 25 
years of public service. 

Thornburgh will receive his 
degree during commencement 
ceremonies at 10:00 a.m. in 
Tippin Gynmasium and present a 
commencement address. He will 
also present commencement 
remarks at a 2:00 p.m. 
conunencement ceremony. 

Approximately 494 
undergraduate, 73 associate and 



72 graduate students are 
expected to receive degrees 
during the ceremonies. 

Tickets which are provided to 
families of graduates will be 
required for admission to attend 
the events. 

The Clarion University 
Council of Trustees selected 
Thornburgh for the honorary 
degree several years ago, but 
conflicting schedules have 
postponed the presentation of the 
degree. 



Celebrating more than 70 years as a student newspaper 



Page 24 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, April 28, 1994 



The Tomah awk Chop will strike ag ain 



This may be the year of the Braves 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports Writer 



Wouldn't it be nice to have 
Greg Maddux or Tom Glavine 
on your team? How about John 
Smoltz, Kent Mercker and Steve 
Avery as your other starters? 
Sound too good to be true? Well 
it isn't, because this is the exact 



rotation of the Atlanta Braves, 
and it is easily the best staff in 
baseball. 

Add to that staff the run 
production on Fred McGriff, 
David Justice, Terry Pendleton, 
Jeff Blauser, and Deion Sanders, 
and you will have an inaedible 
team on paper. Realistically 
when any one of these four 



starters takes the hill, a Braves 
team that scores at least four 
runs will most likely not be 
beaten. So why haven't the 
Braves won the world series? 

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left hander, Klesko has 
impressed the Braves the past 
few seasons, but failed to make 
the team. This year he is off to a 
good start, and has taken away 
from Tony Tarasco, and other 
Braves talent, any chances of 
starting in left. 

With Sanders in center. Justice 
in right, and Klesko in left, the 
Braves have a very strong 
outfield. McGriff is at first, 
Mark Lemke at second, Blauser 
at short, and Pendleton at third. 
That's pretty solid, but wait, 
highly touted rookie catcher 
Javier Lopez started off this 
season on fire and could vie for 
rookie of the year honors. To 
spell Lopez, the Braves signed 
Charlie O'Brien from the Mets 
and he will be an excellent 
backup and teacher for Lopez. 

To get the Braves the save in 
the ninth, they call upon Greg 
McMichael, Mike Stanton, and 
newly acquired Gregg Olson. 
Olson came over from the 
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hander who is being used as a set 
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set up man, who sometimes may 
be used as a closer. The Braves 
will rely on Stanton and Wohlers 
to get the game to closer 
McMichael. McMichael is a 
right handed stopper who 
impressed many last season with 
a very low ERA for a rookie 
pitcher. But once again the 
Braves team is so strong in 
pitching that it might not even 
use the bullpen that often. Either 
way, manager Bobby Cox can 
rest a lot easier knowing that he 
does have an excellent bullpen 
who can get the job done. 

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top to bottom than the Atlanta 
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Volume 74, Issue 17 The Student Newspaper of Clarion University of Pennsylvania 



May 5, 1994 



This 
Issue 



News 

CSA budget 

Student organizations funding! 

iCVClS dVl**eaaae**aeee<a*««««*«*«* P^ • J I 



Lifestyles 

Miss PA title 

Two CUP wcHnen vie for title 
on May 21 pg. 11 



Sports 

Softball team closes season 
Season ends with two toughl 
doubldheaders pg. 21] 

Clarion's 

Weather Outlook] 

by Senatar Doug Sheld(a| 

Chance of rain, 
bigfa - 60. 
Scattered rain, 
high -55. 
Partly cloudy, 
bigb-58. 
Chance of rain, 
high -63. 
Partly cloudy, 
high -67. 
Clear skies, 
high - 70. 
Cloudy, rain, 
high - 68. 



Index 



Commentary pg. 2 

News pg. 5 

TV Guide pg. lO 

Lifestyle pg- H 

Bitertamment pg- 16 

Sports pg. 21 

Oassifieds pg. 26 



New Student Senate elected 



by Alicia McCray 
News Writer 



The Student Senate reigns of 
power changed hands Monday 
night as a new senate was sworn 
in and a new president and vice- 
president were selected. 

Jim Junger will serve as 
Student Senate president, Amy 
Mennen as vice-president and 
David Scappe as treasurer. 

Outgoing Vice-president Amy 
Donahue said the "old senators 
accomplished in 15 weeks what 
most senators did in a year." 

The former senate was an 
interim senate, serving only one 
semester instead of two. The 
term was altered so the senate 
year would run concurrent with 
the academic year. 

The change was made by all of 
the schools in the State System 
of Higher Education. 

Of 715 ballots cast in this 
senate election, Junger received 
182 votes, Mennen received 273 
votes and Scappe received 236 
votes. 

Other new senators and their 
total vote count are: Sean 
Spenser, 229; Delphine Djossou, 
254; David Nelson Barret, 220; 
Becki Jones, 216;Ryan P. 
Hitchman and Ladonna Morton, 
198 votes each. 

Joseph Baker, Jr., 179; Jennifer 
Keibler, 176; Christian Pratt, 
175; Edward Rogers and Marc 
Schnumpf, 170 votes each; 
Rebecca Kelley, 158; Michael 





Brian Hoover conducted his last meeting as Student Senate 
new Student Senate was installed and a new president and 
before the end of the meeting. 

Ferraro and Joseph Rotondo, 153 would be open to anyone and 



votes each; Terri Steigelman, 
149; Jay Dale Smith, 146 and 
Douglas Sheldon, 132. 

Junger promised in his 
campaign speech for Student 
Senate president his office door 



added he takes pride in making 
himself accessible to everyone. 

"I'm not afraid to talk to people 
or to listen to what they have to 
say," said Junger. 

Mennen Usted her position as a 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
president Monday night. The 
vice-president were elected 

resident assistant as a learning 
experience for gaining problem 
solving and motivational skills, 

Mennen said her goals as a 
senator are to improve diversity 
on campus and fight student 
apathy. 



First ever awarded hp.rp 

Thornburgh to receive honorary CUP degree 



Former Gov. Dick Thornburgh 



courtesy of 
University Relations 

Clarion University will 
present its first honorary degree, 
a doctor of public service degree, 
to Dick Thornburgh, former 
Pennsylvania Governor, 
Attorney General of the United 
States and Under-Secretary 
General of the United Nations, at 
commencement services on 
Saturday, May 14. 

Thornburgh served as 



Governor when the State System 
of Higher Education was created 
in 1983 and has more than 25 
years of public service. 

Thornburgh will receive his 
degree during commencement 
ceremonies at 10:00 a.m. in 
Tippin Gymnasium and present a 
commencement address. He will 
also present commencement 
remarks at a 2:00 p.m. 
commencement ceremony. 

Approximately 494 
undergraduate, 73 associate and 




72 graduate students are 
expected to receive degrees 
during the ceremonies. 

Tickets which are provided to 
families of graduates will be 
required for admission to attend 
the events. 

The Clarion University 
Council of Trustees selected 
Thornburgh for the honorary 
degree several years ago, but 
conflicting schedules have 
postponed the presentation of the 
degree. 



Page 2 



The Clarion Call; Tbursdayy May 5, 1994. 



Opinion 



The Clarion 
Call 



Alan Vaughn 

Editor-in-Chief 

Rodney Sherman 

Managing Editor 

Katie Zaikoski 

News Editor 

Amy Gerkin 

Lifestyle Editor 

Nathan Kahl 

Sports Editor 

Ray Henderson 

Photography Editor 

John Martinec 

Ad Design 

Holly Johnson 

Advertising Manager 

Brigitte Josefczyk 

Circulation Director 

Jason Renda 

Business Manager 

Samantha White 

Copy/Design Editor 

Art Barlow 

Advisor 

The Clarion Call is published 
every Thursday during the school 
year in accordance with the 
school calendar. Editors accept 
contributions from any source, 
but reserve the right to edit all 
copy for libel, taste, style and 
length. 

The absolute deadline for 
editorial copy is 1:00 p.m. on 
Tuesday. 

Opinions expressed in the 
editorials are those of the writers 
and not necessarily the opinion of 
the university or of the student 
body. 

Display advertising copy is due 
Wednesday by 5:00 p.m. the 
week prior to publication. 
Classified ads are due Tbesday at 
5:00 p.m. the week of 
publication. 

The Clarion Call is funded by 
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Volume 74, Issue 17 




Ending semester 
and season 

Hard to believe that all the 
snow and ice has actually 
melted, but now it's lilac time, as 
promised. 

This week is devoted to ending 
a season and a semester, and it is 
devoted to the excitement and 
anticipation of a coming 
semester. 

It has been another full year for 
The Clarion Call. The paper 
continues at a level undreamt of 
a decade ago; average 24 pages 
per issue, 24 issues per year, 
circulation pushing 7,000, more 
and more off-campus 
distribution sites, color each 
issue and the special full color 
editions, but most of all the 
paper is readable. Pick it up and 
be prepared to spend some time - 
Reading. I believe my greatest 
sense of the p^r's value to this 
university community is the 
silence that falls every Thursday 
as the paper gains distribution 
across the campus. Love it or 
hate it, it's a part of the 
campusc^)e (and yes, those who 
hate it have made themselves 
loudly, albeit eloquently, 
known). 

Enough, the '93-'94 edition of 
The Clarion Call will be bound 




A. Barlow 



over the summer and editions 
will find their way to the library 
and other suitable repositories - 
another first, rough draft of 
Clarion University history. As I 
watch the year's editions march 
across the shelf in blue binding 
with gold letters, I am reminded 
of the years since my initial 
involvement, and I am reminded 
of all the students I have been 
privileged to have worked with 
and known. They are, to say the 
least, a lively lot 

Just an update: Michele Sporer, 
our editor-in-chief for a year and 
a half, until an early graduation, 
is now working at the Corry 
Journal', Harry Hartman, the 
previous editor, has been 
working at the Tyrone Herald, 

(Cont on page four) 




Final Words 



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A few parting shots before the 
semester comes to a close: 

•To the Student Senate: 
Listen to your constituency. Just 
because you haven't seen the 
results of "an accurate indicator 
of the student body" is no reason 
to ignore, much less contradict 
the students who elected you. 

The same Student Senate who 
encourages and advocates a 
letter-writing campaign to state 
congressmen in order to avert a 
tuition hike, is the same Senate 
that raises the activity fee. 
While the five dollars, in and of 
itself, is not a great sum of 
money, it reflects the idea that 
the same values exist in the 
political bodies at the student 
level and at the state level. 

At the state level, the 
congressmen posture and praise 
about the virtues of affordable 
higher education, while refusing 
to pay for it 

At the Clarion University 
Student Senate level, the 
Senators tout tfiat they want "to 
be your voice,'' but they never 
bother to attempt to determine 
the students' voices. 

And if they happen to discover 
those voices, through alternate 
means, and if those voices are in 
opposition to the plans of the 
Student Senate, then those voices 
are conveniently ignored for 
expediency's sake. 

Student Senators know that 
there will never be a massive 
student outcry, or even half- 
hearted student input, to any of 
their decisions, so they can 
easily work their will upon a 
student body that, barring a 
state-wide ban on beer, will 
never more than whine lowly to 
any fate that befalls them. 

Student Senators are more than 
elected representatives of the 
students, they are protectors of 
the students interests. It is 
hypocritical to hold an 
institutional position that the cost 
of attending Clarion University 
is too high, and then raise that 
fee. 

•To the Students: Quit being 
accepting. Fees will keep on 



raising, tuition will keep on 
hiking and college will become 
less and less affordable until 
you, the consumers of these 
educational products finally 
stand up and tell those 
responsible that they have gone 
too far. Remember that Clarion 
University and the entire SSHE 
system is a bijsiness. This is also 
a business upon which you can 
have some control, if you let 
your opinion be known. If you 
choose to remain virtually silent, 
take your lumps and quit 
whining. 

•To the administration: 
Remember that you are here for 
the benefit of the students and 
not the other way around. 
Remember also, that to cut 
classes is to eliminate the 
primary function of not only this 
university, but of education as a 
goal and a concept. 

It should also be noted that 
there is a very real financial 
incentive to keeping the number 
of courses, at the minimum. Not 
only does the university get to 
reduce the number of individuals 
on this campus who actually 
teach, but they get to keep 
students at the university Icxiger 
than the traditional four years. 
All this adds up to less expenses 
and more income. 

•To the would-be censors: 
Remember the foundations of 
this country. If you do not like 
one advertisement, or one article, 
or one picture, then do not look 
at it. However, if you wish to 
allow the rest of humanity the 
same rights to this newspaper as 
you have, then by all means, 
keep the letters coming. 
Controversy and open debate are 
what solves the problems of this 
country and of the world. 

Keep in mind that the free 
press is the first casualty of 
tyranny, and that any control of 
the right to print and to say 
whatever is on the mind is the 
only effective deterrent to the 
establishment of such tyranny. 
Apologies for honoring the first 
amendment will not be made. 

- Alan W. Vaughn 



The Clarion Call will resume 
publication on Sept. 8, 1994. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Page 3 



Reader Responses 



Editorial in 
poor taste 

Dear Editor 

I am writing in regard to the 
editorial entitled "Men Are 
People Too" which was in the 
April 14 edition of the Call. An 
attendee at the recent Women's 
Conference, I found the writer's 
comments to be in very poor 
taste and totally lacking in any 
kind of real intelligence on these 
issues. 

RTH states "The Women's 
Conference is not as safe place 
for anyone who happens to be 
male." This is not true, in fact 
men have always been 
encouraged to attend and share 
their views. Just because there 
was a "women's humorist" and 
"women's issues" and a whole 
bunch ofotho* girl (oq>s I mean 
WOMAN) stufT doesn't mean 
that men would not have been 
safe. Quite the contrary, Mr. 
RTH. I have attended the last 
three women's conferences here 
at the university and not once did 
I hear any other woman or 
women making any kind of 
negative or disparaging remarks 
about men. We (meaning we 
women), attend the conference to 
gain a greater awareness about 
ourselves and those issues that 
are affecting us so that we may 
begin to put back the BALANCE 
that is so obviously lacking in 
today's world. I wish more men 
would attend the conferences. I 
believe, as I know many others 
(both women and men) do that 
men can leam a great deal about 
themselves and the women they 
interact with on a daily basis 
througn the issues that are 
presented at these conferences. If 
we are to restore the BALANCE 
to our world, both men and 
women have to learn how to 
work together without trying to 
"bash" the other, something that 
you obviously need to work on 
yourself, RTH. 

As for you men having your 

own c(xiference, I say why not? I 

seriously doubt that any women 

or women's group is going to 

scream discrimination or 

"insensitivity to female-gender 

based human beings." In fact, 

several women I know thought it 

was a great idea, and they would 

be more than willing to attend. 

Not exactly the kind of reaction 



you were hoping for or had in 
mind, is it? 

And here's a little piece of 
advice for you RTH, the next 
time you decide to pass 
judgement on something such as 
this conference, you might want 
to take the time to actually 
ATTEND the conference to see 
what REALLY goes on, You 
might just leam somethmg about 
yourself in the process. 

Sincerely, 

Mary E. Carter-Johnson 
CUP Alumna 

Caiiference was 
not man-bashing 

Dear Editor: 

This letter is in response to the 
editorial that appeared in your 
paper on April 14, 1994. 
Obviously, you did not attend the 
same conference that I attended. 
1 am a male and felt very 
comfortable sitting in on many 
of the programs and sessions 
offered at the conference. Then 
again, I did not attend the 
conference with a judgement 
already in my mind. Perhaps if 
you were to remove the 
stereotypes that you often in 
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recognized the true spirit of the 
conference. The conference was 
not intended as a male-bashing 
hoedown for a bunch of feminist 
cowboys. I viewed the 
conference as an c^portunity for 
both men and women to 
celebrate and better understand 
the recent advancements of 
women in our society. By using 
stereotyped language, you have 
displayed one of the things that 
this conference attempted to 
displace - bad attitudes. Perhaps 
you should not try to cover your 
own apparent prejudice with 
ignorance. Yes, differences 
between men women do exist. 
Recognizing those differences 
rather than running from them 
can only make both sexes 
stronger. Next year; I suggest 
that you attend the conference 
and check your attitudes at the 
(kx)r. 

Yours truly, 

Michael H. Copen 

Woiiti^n have 
been oppressed 

To the Editor: 

In response to RTH who wrote 
the commentary, "Men Are 



People Too" in the April 14 issue 
of The Clarion Call, I need to 
explain, once again, the 
misunderstandings some men, as 
well as some women, on this 
campus possess concerning 
WOMEN'S ISSUES. 

Women have been oppressed 
by men for too long, contrary to 
what you may believe. Take a 
look at any magazine 
advertisement or on television 
and you will see degrading 
images of women and our body 
forms. We have been used and 
exploited for the sake of 
grabbing men's attention and 
these portrayals as the attitudes 
wcMnen have about themselves. 

For example, beer and car ads 
use the image of a curvy woman 
to sell their products. They do 
this because they know the 
audience-the majority being 
men- will take notice of it more 
if there are large breasts and a 
shapely form obstructing their 
view fircxn what is actually being 
sold. 

How does this im£^e rq)resent 
the product? It doesn't It is only 
used to grab your attention 
because the image is something 
that arouses you. 

These pictures tell you that 
women are required to be 
hairless, large-breasted, and 
appear sexual to be considered 



beautiful. The problem with this 
is women attempt to fit into 
these molded stereotypes 
(brought about by men) and men 
expect "beautiful" women to be 
like this. 

In addition, how many women 
have you (and the readers here 
today) learned about in your 
textbooks? From the first day of 
school, we are all taught about 
the accMnpUshments of WHITE 
MEN and it leads me and other 
women to wonder, "Where are 
all the women?" Surely they 
lived and were successful, but 
it's the textbooks that possess a 
male bias, excluding women 
because they are expected to be 
SEEN and not HEARD. 

The Women's Conference 
allows us to be SEEN and 
HEARD. We celebrate with our 
sisters the accomplishments we 
have made. Since the media 
skips over these success stories, 
the conference allows us to 
discover what other women 
really are doing. 

As for male bashing, it is not 
how you perceive it to be. In 
actuality, we are exercising our 
rights that you take for granted. 
We are not trying to over- rule 
you; we have been excluded 

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Page 5 



Reader Responses 

(Continued from page 3) 

from society by the patriarchal 
system for too long of time. In 
no way are we stealing anything 
from you; we are simply gaining 
what is rightfully ours. 

Carla Kostek 

Psychology majorAVomen's 

Studies minor 

Sympathy for 
RTH 

To the Editor: 

RTH, in "Men Are People 
Too" (Clarion Call, 4-14-94) 
gives vent to sentiments that are 
becoming increasingly 

commonplace among 

contemporary American men. It 
is difficult to live at a time when 
inherited options of identity are 
being reevaluated. 

To RTH, I offer my sympathy. 
The problem, as I see it, is that 
we tend to think of gender 
definitions as part of the natural 
order of things and thereby fail 
to notice that it is we who name 
and give meanings to these 
categories. When an American 
child is born, the very first 
question we ask is: "Is it a boy ot 
a girl?" Once we know the 
gender, we know whether to say 
"He's an active little guy," or 
"She's a darling litde angel." So 
deeply are these gender 
categories internalized, that even 
women teachers who claim to be 
feminists, research shows, tend 
to expect more from their male 
than their female students. The 
important fact that many still 
don't see is simply that women 
have been historically oppressed. 
Both men and women have 
inherited the idea — developed 
during many centuries of 
European expansion — that 
nature and civilization are 
opposite ends of a spectrum. The 
native peoples of places like 
Africa, Australia and the 
Americas were placed, in this 
European view, near nature's end 
of the spectrum. 

It seemed natural for white 
European people, who 
purportedly represented the 
epitome of civilization, to run 
the world. And within 
predominantly white socieUes 
such as the United States, 
women also found themselves 
classified as near to nature, and 
therefore far from reason, order 
and civilization. But this view of 
gender is not based on some 
scientific biological bedrock: 
people CTcated it. Other cultures 
have defined gender differently. 
Among ihe Iroquois, for 



instance, women elders chose the 
leaders and negotiated with 
outsiders. Our ideas of 
mascuHnity were constructed in 
opposition to femininity, nature 
and so-called primitive peoples. 

Men considered women 
incapable of reason and 
judgement. They couldn't vote 
unUl the 20th century. It is no 
accident that of forty-two 
presidents, not one has been a 
woman. In an important sense, it 
was women who were not really 
people. 

We cannot understand the 
current situation without 
considering this entire context. (I 
don't mean to suggest that this 
historical repression of women 
would be a sufficient 
justification for oppressing men 
now; that would be like arguing 
that it is just for Jews to oppress 
Palestinians because of what 
Germans did to Jews.) 

In closing, I must ask RTH 
(and the multitudes he speaks 
for): Do you understand these 
facts? If not, which ones do you 
dispute? Because if you do 
understand the human damage 
caused by the belief not that 
women are different from men, 
but that women are less fully 
human than men, then I don't see 
how you can be so threatened by 
a women's conference. No one is 
claiming that men are not fully 
human. When members of an 
historically repressed group 
become conscious of their 
condition, it is not surprising that 
they would turn to each other to 
explore new, less demeaning 
identities. 

Patrick McGreevy 

Department of 

GeogK^hy and Earth Science 

Respect, live 
and let live. 

Dear Editor, 

I am writing this letter to dispel 
all the rumors about the ladies of 
Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, 
Inc. This letter is mainly directed 
to the women of the seventh 
floor of Campbell Hall, but it is 
also for those who just don't 
know. 

ALL the Black Greeks have 
calls which are used to greet 
other members of the 
organization and to show respect 
for the organization and its 
members. I have heard that there 
have been complaints about 
AKA's call, from the women on 
the seventh floor of Campbell 
Hall and others. 

These complaints come from 
campus ignorance on Black 
Greek life. Our call, SKEE- 



WEE, does not mean "kill 
whitey." In fact, my sisters and I 
think this is a very funny 
connotation of the word. 

Now that we have taken the 
liberty to inform you and dispel 
the rumors, we expect you to 
respect our use of our call and 
that anyone who is not a member 
of Alpha Kappa Alpha Sorority, 
Inc. to not say it. The calls that 
Black Greeks use are all 
different and we hold them very 

sacred. 

So we ask that everyone 
respect that. As long as it is not 
quiet hours, we will continue to 
do our call. We do have respect 
for the rules and regulaUons of 
this institution. We have the 
same rights as anyone else 
around here. As long as we obey 
the rules, there is nothing anyone 
can say. Besides, have you ever 
stopped to consider how many 
things you do that we don't like 
or have a problem with? 

Sincerely, 

Tiffany Tatum 

Secretary of 

Alpha K^pa Alpha 

Sorority, Inc. 

State should 
guide Call 

Dear Editor 

I feel I must respond to the ad 
carried in the Call on 4/22/94 
ridiculing the Holocaust 
Museum. (We note that the date 
on which your article appeared 



approximates the 51st 
anniversary of the Warsaw 
Ghetto Uprising). First I should 
note that the commitment of 
President Reinhard, the 
administration, and 

overwhelming numbers of 
faculty and students to diversity, 
and to the human understanding 
and the racial and religious 
tolerance necessary to achieve it 
is both strong and visible on this 
campus. 
It is very reassuring to see even 



those who say publishing this ad 
was all right, condemn the ad, 
and use it as an example to 
educate our students. It is 
wonderful to have a colleague 
like Dr. Dunn who can say it all 
in respcxise to the ad. 

It is difficult for college 
newspaper editors to react to 
cleverly worded ads 
accompanied by long legal 
arguments urging that they be 

(Continued on pagelO) 



Hide Park 



(Continued from page 2) 



but will now be assuming a 
new position with the Honesdale, 
Pennsylvania newspaper, and 
Alan Vaughn, our present editor- 
in-chief has just been offered a 
position with the Alamance 
News of Graham, North 
Carolina, so there is life after 
graduation. 

There are changes on the 
horizon, I will be on sabbatical 
leave for the autumn semester 
and so will Hide Park, after 
eleven years and approximately 
264 columns, it may be time to 

tidy up the area a bit, you know, 
paint the grass and wash the 

squirrels. 

But I look forward to 

reconstituting the column, and in 

the interim please feel free to 

continue submission; it's very 

pleasant to be able to plan more 

than one issue in advance. 

I believe that Hide Park has 

not only provided a forum for 

some interesting and valued 



viewpoints but it has also 

demonstrated the excellent and 

heartfelt writing of which 

members of our university 

conmiunity are capable - 1 thank 

all of you who have volunteered 

your time and effort to this 

endeavor. 

Next semester Mary Wilson 

will be signing on as advisor for 

the Clarion Call, and I welcome 

her contribufions to the 

newspaper, and Mr. Rodney L. 

Sherman will be editor-in-chief. 

So - Graduates - 

Congratulations: now let the 
sunmier oegm. 

A. Barlow 

Self-appointed Groundskeeper 

off Hide Park 




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News 



1994-95 CSA budget 



Chartered Organizations 



1993-94 Reaue.st 



1993-94 Allocations 



1994-95 Request 



1994-95 Allocations 



Accounting Club 


1,256.00 


1,500.00 


3,436.60 


1,449.00 


A.A.S.U. 


8,203.00 


6.000.00 


13,489.60 


3,744.00 


American Chemical Society 


1,013.00 


1.375.00 


1,497.50 


1,209.00 


American Library 


.... 


500.00 


1,836.00 


860.00 


American Marketing 


— 


2.450.00 


1,980.00 


468.00 


Anthropology Association 


2,136.00 


1,500.00 


7,043.48 


1,826.00 


Arete 


.... 


100.00 


3,143.00 


1,491.00 


A.C.E.I. 


— 


600.00 


1.030.00 


927.00 


Athletics 


296,148.00 


288,834.00 


39% of budget 


294,060.00 


BACCHUS 


1.904.00 


7.250.00 


9,983.00 


2,814.00 


Bios Club 


1,033.00 


1.200.00 


■ 4,549.17 


2,075.00 


Biotech Club 


.... 


500.00 


1,101.00 


450.00 


; Clarion Call 


8,000.00 


10,000.00 


8,000.00 


8,000.00 


. CIA 


7.131.00 


■■ 7,200.00 


17,960.00 


3,670.00 


Cheerleaders 


— 


1,200.00 


5,578.18 


3,222.00 


Dance Team 


— 


1,379.00 


6.735.72 


3,532.00 


University Intramurals 


3,500.00 


1,600.00 


5,186.85 


2,993.00 


Marching/Symphonic Bands 


28,046.00 


22,000.00 


34,435.00 


26,654.00 


j University Ski Club 


— 


2,000.00 


2,780.00 


2. 137.00 


University Theatre 


17,024.00 


18,000.00 


32.534.00 


16,205.00 


Concert/Madrigal 


10,140.00 


7,500.00 


14,547.00 


7,131.00 


\ Contingency 


8,000.00 


9,567.00 


--.- 


10,606.00 


D.A.R.E. 


500.00 


615.00 


615.00 


553.00 


Debate Team 


6,760.00 


5,000.00 


22.795.44 


7.593.00 


FMA 


5.052.00 


,3,500.00 


9,874.90 


3,612.00 


French Club . . 


672.00 


525.00 *' ■ 


1,182.00 "■»" 


J651.00 


General A(Jp{ipistfa{ion '^' ,.J,^ 17,000.00 


120,0Ga.00 


' 12^,600.00 ' frnijii l27,O40.0C> 


Health Careers Club 


1,735.00 


650.00 


1,502.90 


1,024.00 


Inierhall Council 


4.025.00 


3.000.00 


13,005.00 


7,227.00 


Jazz Band 


2,100.00 


2.700.00 


3,960.00 


1,912,00 


Library Media/Information 


1,046.00 


625.00 


1,662.50 


930.00 


Lift Every Voice Choir 


1,950.00 


1,650.00 


7,825.00 


922.00 


Math Club 


— 


500.00 


656.00 


518.00 


MENC 


1.021.00 


1,180.00 


1,517.50 


597.00 


Music Mariceting 


2.145.00 


2,050.00 


5,195.00 


3,541.00 


NNSLHA 


537.00 


750.00 


3,000.00 


855.00 


PAhfHEL/IFC 


6.237.00 


3.400.00 


11.088.66 


4,904.00 


Percussion Ensemble 


276.00 


350.00 


740.00 


427.00 


Political Econ. Club 


511.00 


750.00 


1,316.70 


625.00 


PSEA 


850.00 


950.00 


2,209.60 . 


962.00 


Psychology Club 


4,110.00 


2.600.00 


5,502.17 


1,538.00 


RACS 


5,308.00 


3,300.00 


13,121.20 


4,439.00 


Rho Epsilon 


.... 


500.00 


3,258.40 


1,328.00 


Rotaract 


534.00 


750.00 


1,715.00 


1,013.00 


Scquelle 


41,000.00 


41,000.00 


46,294.40 


43,294.00 


SHRM 


1,050,00 


1,900.00 


1,900.00 


748.00 


SAM 


1,305.00 


1,500.00 


3,963.00 


2.288.00 


Society of Physics Students 


2,227.00 


1,650.00 


3,573.90 


2,133,00 


Spanish Club 


472.00 


400.00 


1,155.00 


681.00 


S.T.A.R. 


5,039.00 


2,000.00 


9,503.00 


3,313.00 


Student Publications 


5,900.00 


5,400.00 


5,800.00 


5.530.00 


Student Senate 


13,075.00 


12,000.00 


19.078.25 


11,974.00 


Terra Club 


1,026.00 


750.00 


1,400.00 


750.00 


UAB 


100,000.00 


101,390.00 


100.000.00 


100,0O0.0C- 


( \)mm. Orchestra 


722.00 


1.000.00 


1,700.00 


540.00 


Visual Arts Association 


1,920.00 


1,500.00 


7,582.00 


1,401.00 


WCCB 


2.989.00 


1,500.00 


5,788.00 


3,499.00 


Assoc. Computing Machinery 


1,350.00 


— 


1.745.00 


1,350.00 


lABC 


1,031.00 




1,912.00 


1,204.00 


DPMA 


501.00 


600.00 


1,113.46 


516.00 


PROUD 


1,030.00 


1.000.00 


1,100.00 


468.00 


APICS 










CARE 






2,659.50 


450.00 


— 


— 


496.50 


446.00 


Individual Speaking 


5,400 


5,000 


27.211 


7,859 



Page 6 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Sigma Phi Epsilon evicted from fraternity house 



by Eric Wilson 
News Writer 



A Clarion University fraternity 
finds itself without a home after 
an eviction notice was served to 
the brothers of Sigma Phi 
Epsilon. 

Landlord John Mason issued to 
the five fraternity brothers 
notices given out by Sherriff 
Vem Smith that they had exactly 
one day to vacate the premises of 
the building. 

The five fraternity brothers 
who occupied the house packed 
their things and by nightfall the 
fraternity letters were taken 
down and a lock was placed on 
the entrance to the building. 

According to John Postelwait, 
director of the Inter-Fraternity 
Council on campus, the reason 
for the eviction did not come 
about because of actions by 
active members of the fraternity. 

The one day notice was issued 
because of an agreement made 
by Sigma Phi Epsilon's Alumni 
Association, Postelwait said. 

This agreement stated that 



Sigma Phi Epsilon was to have a 
full house of 24 rentors for the 
complex and the fraternity felt 
that there would be no problem 
filling the building. 

During the fall of 1993 there 
were 12 active members living at 
the complex, and in the spring 
there were five members. 

Trout Run Realty, which leases 
out a trio of complexes on South 
Fifth Avenue, had filed to sue the 
Alumni Association concerning 
disatisfaction on the number of 
rentors in the Sigma Phi Epsilon 
complex. 

The Alumni Association owed 
to the landlord bark rent which 
was not paid. 

Postelwait explained that the 
landlords did not have a problem 
with the active members, but 
rather the Alumni Association 
they made the agreement with. 

The short term notice that was 
given by the landlord came 
under a clause called "Judgement 
by Confession" which says that a 
rentor who feels that damage is 
being done to his property has 



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the right to retake his property 
back at any time. 

According to Steve Koles, 
Sigma Phi Epsilon's chapter 
president, there was no damage 
done to the complex while the 
rentors were there, and that the 
reason for the low number of 
rentors in the complex was due 
to bad living conditions of the 
building. 

Koles said that the building 



only had one bathroom and three 
showers that twenty four people 
had to use, which kept the active 
brothers from living there again 
in the fall of 1993 and spring of 
1994. 

Koles also said he felt that 
Mason leaned toward this route 
due to damage done to one of his 
complexes by other rentOTs a few 
years ago that cost the landlo'd a 
lotofmcmey. 



Also, Mason was afraid that 
there would be damage done to 
the Sigma Phi Epsilon complex, 
Koles added. 

Koles said that he felt that Mr. 
Mason was trying to prove a 
point that he was serious about 
following the contracts with the 
rentors of his ccnnplexes, and he 
does not want any hassles from 
future rentors of his buildings. 




The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Page? 



The former Sigma Phi Epsilon house stands vacant after an 
and forced the fraternity to find other housing arrangements. 



Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
eviction notice was served 



The News Editor of The Clarion Call 
would like to thank the following for 

making this year a success: 

Mr. Rodney "head cheese" Sherman 

Kristin "is there a press release" Lutz 

Laura "I hate Rodney" Shurer 

Alicia "I hate Student Senate 

meetings" McCray 

Desi "you never spell my name right" 

Eddins 

Eric "just call me Bo" Wilson 

Alan "just write it Zaikoski" Vaughn 

Ray "die, Katie, die" Henderson 

Sam "red ink and the news section are 

one" White 
Laurie "don't make me slug you" 

Petrucci 
Chad "Fm too busy with Pro-Ap" 

Briggs 

Ron "groovy hair" Santillo 

Mr. Ron "Fve got a band picture if you 

need it" Wilshire 

Dr. Ron "off the record" Martinazzi 



The staff of 

The Clarion 

Call would 

like to thank 

the 

custodial 

staff for all 

their hard 

work and 

patience. 

Enjoy your 

summer, 

well be 

back next 

year. 



Recent study shows speech and behavior 
regulation among universities is common 



by Alan Vaughn 
Editor 



A study of speech codes at 384 
of the nation's colleges and 
universities has indicated that 
some of Clarion University's 
disciplinary codes and 
jurisicdictions may be 
unconstitutional. 

According to "War of Words: 
Speech Codes at Public Colleges 
and Universities" by PhD. 
candidate Arati Korwar, some of 
the university codes contained in 
the "Rights and Regulations" 
handbook may be categorized 
into three areas. 

The three categories are 
labeled as "General Catchall," 
"Verbal Abuse," and "Verbal 
Abuse at Groups." 

The report says that generally 
these rules have no content 
distinction, but are probably 
constitutional, "if limited to the 
prohibition of fighting words or 
if harassment is punished only 
wlwn it is expressed as harrasing 
conduct" 

"Verbal Abuse directed at 
Groups" is described as "special 
codes that make harassment 
based on particular group status 
punishable." 

These codes also prohibit 
discrimination on the basis of 
"race, color, religion, sex, sexual 
orientation, national origin or 
citizenship status, age, disability 
CM- veteran's status." 

The report said that rules 
which fall in that category, of 
which Clarion has one, are likely 
unconsitutional in the wake of 
recent court decisions. 

"General Catchall" rules may 
be "vague and general enough to 



cover speech," the report says. 

The Clarion University rules 
that may fit in these categories 
read as follows, according to the 
1993-1994 Student Rights and 
Regulations handbook: 

•The university has a 
"responsibility for character 
development, for maintaining 
standards of decency and good 
taste, and for providing an 
appropriate moral climate on 
campus." 

According to Dr. George W. 
Curtis, Jr. vice president for 
students affairs, the sentence is 
used only as part of the 
definition of when the university 
may use its disciplinary 
authority. 

Curtis cited a Pa. court case, in 
which the conunonwealth court 
ruled that, "A college has a vital 
interest in the character of its 
students, and may regard off- 
campus behavior as a reflection 
of a student's character and his 
fitness to be a member of the 
student body." 

However, according to Mike 
Hiestand, a staff attorney for the 
Student Press Law Center in 
Washington, D.C., the statement 
may be too vague to be 
enforceable. 

"I think they need to define the 
terms a little more thoroughly," 
said Hiestand. 

According to Hiestand, these 
other statements in the handbook 
may be wholly or partially in 
violation of the first amendment 
"Among the acts prohibited by 
law and university regulations 
are:" 

•"Acts against persons, 
including assault, harassment, 
coercion, personal abuse, and 
other acts causing or threatening 




injury or danger to persons." 

•"Acts against public order and 
decency, including disorderly 
conduct fighting, unreasonable 
noise, public intoxication and 
other acts of disruption or 
disturbance." 

•"Ethnic intimidation; acts 
against persons, property, or 
public order committed with 
malicious intent toward the race, 
color, religion, or national origin 
or another individual or group." 

"[The rules] do get specific, 
but they lose sight of why it is 
necessary to get specific," said 
Hiestand. "It's almost 

impossible to get schools to 
write down [a speech code] that 
doesn't conflict with the first 
amendment." 

The report concludes that, 
"Hate speech is a hurtful and 
ugly phenomenon. 

"While it is natural for 
administrators to want to shield 
students by attempting to curtail 
the ugliness as quickly as 
possible, most experts agree that 
simply punishing hate speech 
probably will not destroy racism 
and other biases." 

In^ortant cases 

In the past few years, several 
court rulings on college speech 
codes have been decided. 
Among the most important are: 

•UWM Post V. Board of 
Regents of the University of 
Wisconsin System. 

Under this case, a federal 
district judge ruled that a speech 
code "was unduly vague" and 
describes the content of the 
regulated speech, but does not 
state that the speech must 
constitute a breach of the peace. 

•R.A.V. V. St. Paul, in which 
the Supreme Court ruled that 
government cannot penalize the 
use of some speech or symbols 
that arouse alarm, anger and 
resendnent and not others. 

Justice Antonin Scalia said, 
"displays containing abusive 
invective, no matter how vicious 
or severe, are permissible unless 
they are addressed to one of the 
specified disfavored topics. 

"Those who wish to use 
fighting words in connection 
with other ideas --to express 
hostility, for example, on the 
basis of political affiliation, 
union membership, or 
homosexuality —are not 
covered." 




All information is taken from court records at District Justice 
I Tony Lapinto's ofHce. 

The following cases have been filed: 

Vincent J. Kwiatkoski, 20, Wilkinson Hall. Charged with 
making false alarms to agencies of public safety, a first degree 
misdemeanor and disorderly conduct a third degree misdemeanor 
at 12:03 a.m. April 10 in Nair Hall. 

Police allege Kwiatkoski had a marking powder on his hands 
which had been placed on the fire alarm station activated prior to 
the incident. Defendant allegedly admitted pulling the alarm and 
expressed concern that he might be called before the university's 
conduct board and be expelled. 

John Rickard, 37, Franklin Street, Clarion. Charged with 
allowing or permitting a dog to run at large April 14 on Franklin 
street Defendant's dog allegedly attacked another dog and a Jeep. 

Jodi Michele Ludwik, 20, Nair Hall. Charged with harassment 
and stalking at 11:45 p.m. March 12 near Penn View Apartments. 
Defendant allegedly pushed a victim into the snow and then 
pushed the victim's face into the snow, pulled the victim's hair and 
caused injury to the victim's neck. 

The following cases have been resolved: 

Robert S. Oliver, age unknown, Pittsburgh. Charge of prohibited 
parking on CUP campus withdrawn. 

Robert B. Keen, 20, Elmer, N.J. Pled guilt6y to disorderly 
conduct Dec 2 and 3 at Sigma Chi fraternity house. Clarion 
Township. As president fi the fraternity, Keen organized and 
allowed a party which caused alann and annoyance to the public. 
Fine and costs total $100. 

Shannon W. ElUs, pled guilty to retail theft at 10:12 pjn. Jan 17 
at 7-Eleven store. Main Street Clarion. Fine and costs total $100. 

Theta Chi fraternity, Bingay Drive, Pittsburgh. Pled guilty to 
failure to obey snow removal ordinance March 2 at Seventh Ave. 
and Wood St Fine and costs total $60. 

The Clarion Call wUI attempt to track CUP student's legal 
adventures and those committed on campus by non-students 
through the summer. Legal Briefs will return next semester. 



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new tea stain. He comes in 
drunk. She flicks on the 
overhead light as you are drifting 
off to sleep. He plays music of 
questionable taste at top decible. 
She smokes; you don't Your 

I lunch money vanishes. 

There is no more bitter rite of 

: passage than sharing space with 



a disastrous roommate. 

Many college students have 
never bunked with a brother or 
sister, much less experienced 
being trapped with a stranger 
who does things they don't 
understand. 

Some first-year students are so 
distraught ove a Roommate from 
Hell that they pack their bags 
and call it quits. "Come get me," 
they tell bewildered parents. 

Everyone has a horror story. 

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Blotter 



The following is a brief synopsis of criminal investigations 
conducted by Public Safety for the week of April 25 through 
May 1. 

At approximately 11:10 p.m. unknown persons dropped a 
flaming tissue weighted by pen light batteries onto the mulch in 
the rear of Campbell Hall. The flames ignited the mulch causing 
smoke to enter Campbell Hall. The smoldering mulch was 
extinguished. 

Sometime between 6:00 p.m. on Friday and 1:00 a.m. on 
Monday, a theft of five compact discs and an old baseball glove 
was reported from a dorm room in Wilkinson Hall., Vajue pf 
missing items is approximately $165.00. 

An aquarium tank air pump was reported missing from room 13, 
Peirce Science. The "9000 silent-flo" is black in color and valued 
at approximately $50.00. 

A prank took place on the fifth floor of Nair Hall. Unknown persons 
placed 21 frogs in the female shower room. The frogs were removed, 
unharmed. 

Unknown persons smashed the driver side window of a vehicle 
parked in lot "A". This happened sometime between April 25 and 
April 27. 

On April 28 several water filled balloons were dropped from an 
upper floor of Nair Hall. No damage was reported. This occurred 
about 12:30 a.m. 

Unknown persons removed four of the smoke detector heads from 
wing "A", second floor of Campbell Hall. The heads were placed on 
the shelf in the rest room The smoke detector heads were replaced and 
put back in service. This incident happened about 12:10 a.m. 

Two males were observed letting air out of tire from a vehicle 
parked in lot "D". The males could not be identified. Under 
investigation. 

On or about the hour of 12:35 a.m., a male student was cited for 
Public Drunkeness and Minors Consumption. The individual 
registered .28 on the BAC and was taken to Clarion Hospital for 
further examination. 

A fire pull station was activated on the 4th floor of Wilkinson Hall 
at approximately 1:00 a.m. Under investigation. 

If anyone has any information concerning these and other 
crimes, please contact Public Safety at 226-2111. 



Western Star, the newspaper for 
Western Oregon State College in 
Monmouth, interviewed dozens 
of students about their 
experiences for a recent story 
about living situations that are 
less than perfect. 

One student said he found a 
roommate rummaging through 
his drawers. "I'm just looking 
for drugs," she announced. 
Another student came home to 
find his roommate having sex 
with someone — on HIS bed, no 
less. 

One unfortunate student 
reported that his roommate did 
his laundry only once the entire 
semester, and an ever-growing 
mountain of dirty clothes 
threatened to take over the small 
room. 

Another student said a former 
roommate hosted a four-day orgy 
in the middle of finals, made 
drunken phone calls to 911 and 
put a vodka bottle full of dimes 
in the microwave oven. 

One former college student 
recalled an unexpected guest for 
two weeks — her roomate's 
boyfriend, who camped out on 
the floor. 

Then there was the Irish Setter 
and his owner, cleverly hidden 
from the resident advisors, who 
took iijf) f^sidencfe irt the suite 
next door. 

Still another nightmare roomie 
had a penchant for making 
harassing calls to the girlfriend 
of a policeman for whom she 
had developed a "Fatal 
Attraction" obsession. What's a 
student to do? Mediation 
involves an outsider and is used 
when negotiation fails and issues 
have reached crisis proportions. 



Twelve Step Recovery 

Group 
Starting next semester 

(August 30) 
Every Tuesday at 1 2:30 

p.m. 

Hart CtKipel Basement 

(B15) 

Call Joe W. at 226-0238 for 

details 

A twelve step recovery 

group based on ttie 

principles of Bill W. will 

begin meeting next 

semester to shate their 

experience, strengtti and 

hope. Members from the 

entire twelve step 

community ore welcome 

(AA, NA, OA, GA, ACOA, 

Al-Anon, CODA, etc.). 

Introductory meeting 

planned for Tuesday, May 

3rd, 12:30 p.m. 



The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Page 9 



Outside Clarion 

Cyclone in Bangladesh kills 106 people, flattens hundreds of villages 



Courtesy of 
Associated Press 



World 

The howling wind sounded 
like "a thousand children crying 
in darkness," said Zakir Ahmed 
who spend the night in terror. 

"At daybreak it was finally 
over," he said Tuesday after 
surviving the cyclone that 
pummelled Bangladesh's 
southeastern coast for five hours 
the day before, killing at least 
106 people. 

Relief workers said the toll 
would rise, but would be far less 
than the 130,000 dead from a 
1991 cyclone in the same area. 

Before weakening and moving 
into neighboring Burma, the 
cyclone flattened hundreds of 
villages, leaving tons of 
thousands of people homeless 
and hungry. 

After the winds eased. Prime 
Minister Khaleda Zia flew to the 
area, which is hammered by the 
sea's fury ahnost every year, to 
inspect the damage. "My 
government will stand by you in 
your bad times." she told 
survivOTS. 

't ■ 
Teen's lashing sentence 

reduced 

Citing Singapore's close 
relations with the United States, 
the government today reduced 
the sentence of an American 
teen-ager found guilty of 
vandalizing cars fr(nn six to four 
lashes of the cane. 

A statement from the 
government said that President 
Qinton had publicly commented 
on the case of Michael Fay three 
times. 

"To reject his appeal totally 
would show an unhelpful 
disregard for the President and 
the domestic pressures on him on 
this issue," the statement said. 

Thus, the Singapore Cabinet 
has advised President Ong Teng 
Cheong to reduce his original 
sentence from six to four strokes. 

The statement did not say 
when the lashing would be 
carried out. Fay, 18, of Kettering, 
Ohio, is serving a four-month 
jail term. 

Nation 

Allen may head back to court 

An attorney disciplinary 
conunittee found grounds to hokl 
a hearing on Woody Allen's 
complain against the prosecutor 



who investigated a sex abuse 
charge against him. 

The Statewide Grievance 
Committee ruled April 21 that it 
had probable cause to believe 
State's Attorney Frank Maco 
engaged in attorney misconduct, 
said Daniel Horwitch, a 
committee attorney. 

A hearing will be conducted 
but one was not immediately 
scheduled, Horwitch said 
Tuesday. 

Maco announced in September 
that the state would not 
prosecute Allen on charges the 
actor-director sexually abused 
his 7-year-old adopted daughter, 
Dylan, at the Bridgewater bcxne 
of Mia Farrow, Allen's former 
lover and leading lady. 

Panel votes down 
health proposal 

A House panel considering a 
modified version of the Clinton 
health plan voted down a 
narrower Republican approach 
Tuesday that would not require 
or provide health insurance for 
aU. 

The House Education and 
Labor Committee's labor- 
management relations 
subcommittee is considered one 
of the vAcxc, liberal House panels. 
The health bill drafted by its 
chairman, Rep. I^ Williams, D- 
Mont., drops the Clinton plan's 
mandatory alliances but expands 
the basic benefits package. 

On Tuesday, Rep. Marge 
Roukema of New Jersey, the 
subcommittee's ranking 
Republican, offered a substitute 
bill along the lines of House 
Minority Leader Bob Michel's 
proposal. 

The bill, which she nicknamed 
"Michel Plus," was voted down 
by Democrats, 16-10. 

The substitute would require 
employers to offer their workers 
health insurance. 

It would not make them pay 
for it 

It would also CTeate voluntary 
polled employer health 
programs. 



State 

Trial starts in case 
of baby*s death 

A 17-year-old girl told her 
friends she was pregnant, 
discussed the baby's name and 
let the father feel her swollen 
belly, according to testimony 
Tuesday at her murder trial. 

Melissa Ann McManus of 
Holtwood is accused of 
smothering her newborn son and 
dumping his body in the 
Susquehanna River. She 
contends she was never 
pregnant. 

More than a dozen witnesses. 



including her former boyfriend, 
said otherwise in testimony at 
Lancaster County Common 
Pleas Court. 

McManus is being tried as an 
adult on criminal homicide and 
conspiracy charges. 

A newborn boy was found 
May 6, 1993, in a garbage bag 
on the York County side of the 
river by investigators searching 
for two missing fishermen. 

McManus initially told police 
she gave birth in a Holtwood 
home and let others toss him in 
the river, but denied she had ever 
been pregnant after she was 
charged. 



Casey presents 
excellence awards 

Gov. Robert P. Casey's life was 
saved in part by a man he 
honored Tuesday. 

Dr. Thomas E. Starzl, the 
surgeon whose book helped 
Casey (tecide to have a lifesaving 
heart-liver transplant this past 
year was awarded the 1994 
Governor's Award for 
Excellence in the Sciences. 

Casey presented the Award for 
Excellence in the Arts to Lorin 
Maazel, music director of the 
Pittsburgh Symphony Orchestra. 




Courtesy of 
College Press Service 

Students explore 
physical barriers 

A program at North Carolina 
State University teaches 
architecture students to become 
more sensitive to the needs of 
handicapped persons by 
switching places with people 
who are blind, deaf or confined 
to wheelchairs. 

The "Sight, Sound and Motion 
Workshop," which was attended 
in February by 62 students from 
the Department of Design, 
allowed aspiring designers on 
the Raleigh, N.C., campus to 
experience life with vision, 
hearing or movement 
impairments. 

Students wear blindfolds and 
earplugs for hours or ride in 
wheelchairs to simulate the 
handicapped experience. Later in 
the day, students meet with 
volunteers from handicapped 
services organizations to discuss 
the events. 

"Many come out of the 
workshop passionate advocates 



of universal design," said John 
Tector, the architectural 
professor who founded the 
prognun. 

Tector said students also 
discuss design ideas and styles 
that would make buildings itiore 
accessibile to the handic^ped. 

"It is a profound experience," 
Tector said. "A lot of the 
students are not able to express it 
immediately. They just didn't 
realize the impact a designer's 
life has on the lives of these 
people." 

Schools engage in 
blood feud 

Rivalry between Temple 
University and Penn State was 
noktched up a bit in February 
when the Temple Owls beat the 
Nittany Lions of Penn State in a 
month-long blood donor 
competition. 
This is the second year the two 



universities have squared off in 
the Lifesaver Cup. The trophy 
will be moved from Penn State 
in Unviersity Park, Pa., to 
Temple in Philadelphia. The 
Nittany Lions won the first 
round in 1992. 

"I thought it would be fun for 
students to set up a competition 
for blood collection," said 
Andrea Dunn, college 
recruitment specialist with the 
Red Cross for the Penn-Jersey 
region. 

"Blood collection is a serious 
thing, but it's good to have fun at 
the same time. 

Penn State's goal was to get 
1,000 pints of blood, and 685 
students, or 87 percent of the 
goal, donated. 
Blood banks in the Philadelphia 
area had 67 units of O positive 
blood on hand in February, when 
the normal goal is to have 1,600 
units. 

Similar groups did the same. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would lil(e to congratulate 
our Spring 1994 Piedges: 

Lynn Grayblli 
Beck! Jones 
Janel Kapelski 
Julie Livingston 
Carrie McCann 

We Love You!! 




KIrsten McKlniey 
Jen Peifer 
Cortney Voorhess 
Robin Wallace 
Kim Wilson 




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Adventure Sherlock Holmes Broffter" | •*Vi "For the Love of Mike" (I960) 



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Pyramid |Pyram>d 



(3:45) "The Wasp Worrmn" 



MacOyvar GX1 



SportaTap 



NIniaTurtlaa 



*•* "The Witches" (1990, Fantasy) PG' 



**** 'The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" (1948) Humphrey Boqart. 



Beattejuice ICrazy Kida I Salute 



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Horse Rackig: Ky. Oaks 



MacQyver (In Stereo) 



**V2 "Puise" (1988) Cliff DeYoung. q 



•• "77ie Guyver" (1992) Mark Hamill. 



Crazy KMa ISahita 



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NBC News 



CBS News 



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Am.Joumal 



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Wh. Fortune 



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Prob. Child IWIngsq 



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•• "Critters 2: The Main Course" (1988) Scott Grimes. IPald Prog. 



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Wings q 



•• "Toys" (1992, Fantasy) Robin Williams. 'PG-13' q 



** "The Treasure" (1990. Adventure) 'PG' 



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*V2 "Nemesis" (1993) Olivier Gruner. 'R 



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•* "The Other Woman" (1992, Drama) Adrian Zmed. R 



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PQA Golf: BellSouth Classic - Third Round. (Live) q 
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NBA Beaketball Ptevoffs 



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*** "Max Ougan Returns" 



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7:30 



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Ster Trek: Next Qener. 



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INBCNews 



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Ky. Derby ICy^iig 



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Entertahwwmt Tonight q 



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Crusaders 



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*** "77w Rocketeer" (1991 



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Adventure) Bill Campbell, q 



Empty Nest [Nurses q 



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Empty Nest INursesq 



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Sportacenter [Stanley Cup Pteyoffs: Eastern Conference Semifinal Game 4 - Teams TBA 



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*•• "^oatfia "(1979, Drama) Vanessa Redgrave. 



••• "Noises Off" (1992. Conpedy) Carol Burnett. 'PG-13" 



Tomorrow Qute 



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**Vi "Man, Woman and Child" (1983) Martin Sheen 



itit^/2 "Mr Mom" (1983, Comedy) Michael Keaton. 



**V2 "Traces of Red" (1992) James Belushi. R' 9 



•• "fy2'"(1991, Adventure) Bryan Brown 'PG-13' q 



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Ster Trek: Deep Space 9 



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Crypt Tales 



Untouch. 



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Saturday NIflht Lh>e 



••V^ "'Laoa/£agtes"(1986. Comedy) "PG" 



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*V2 "Ironheart" (1992) Britton Lee. "R" 



*V2 "Party Camp" (1987) BHIy Jacobv. 



•• "Lake Conser^jence" (1993) "R" q 



• "Desert Passton" (1992) 



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GMs Night Outg 



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(3:30) PGA GoW: BellSouth Classic - Final Round. (Live) 



NBA Basketball Playoffs: Firet Round Gm. 5 or Conf. Semifinal Gm. 1 



*V2 "Hudson Hawk" (1991, Adventure) Bruce Willis. 



NBA Basketball Pteyoffa 



(3:00) "Careful, Hear You" 
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(3:00) "Mr. Mom" (1983) 



Design. W. I CBS News 



CBS News 



Ster Trrtt: Deep Space 9 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



60 Minutes (In Stereo) q 



Flintetones: Bedrock 



NBA BaaketbaH Pteyoffs: First Round Gm. 5 or Conf. Semifinal Gm. 1 



**% "Legal Eagles" (1986) Robert Redford. 'PG" 



Race-Heroes 



MalorDadq 



LouisvWe Dog Show 



MalorDadq 



(3:45) **Mi "Tifie Karate Kid" (1984) Ralph Macchlo. "PG" 



Wings q 



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8:30 



9:00 



9:30 



•*• ""A League of Their Own" (1992) Geena Davis. "PG 



Lois t Claric-Superman 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



10:00 



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11:00 



11:30 



12:00 



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*Vi "Joy of Sex" (1984, Comedy) Michelle 



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*•• "'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves" (1991. Advwiture) Kevin Costner. (In Stereo) q 



In Stereo) g 



*•• ""Rotm Hood: Prince of Thieves" (1991, Adventure) Kevin Costner. (In Stereo) q 



Martin q [Living Single 



Seaquest DSV (In Stereo) 



*** "Peggy Sue Got Married" (1986) Kathleen Turner 



Merited.. 



ICarfiT 



TStar Trek: Next Gener. 



•** "Theima & Laiise" (1991, Drama) Susan Sarandon. 



••• "'The Gypsy Moths" (1969) Burt Lancaster. "R" 



Sportacenter [Baseball [Major League Baaebell: Los Angeles Dodgers at San Francisco Giants. (Uve) 



*•* "C/>ap//n "(1992, Btography) Robert Downey Jr.. "PG-13' g 



•• "He Sakj, She Sakl" (1991) Kevin Bacon. "PG-13' q 



"SuwVe tfw Night" (1993, Suspense) Stefanie Powers. 



Arcade IDoubte Daro |W«d SMe (R) 



(3:30) •* "'Always Remember I Love You" 



Rocko'a LWe FPete i Pete 



"The Adventures of Mito and Otis" (1989) 



Qute 



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** "Joshua's Heart" (1990, Drama) Melissa Gilbert. 



Roundhouse 



"Dollman-Toys" 



Case Ctosed (R) g 



[SWtStaikhHis (In Stereo) g 



News 
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Paid Prog. 



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Cheeroq 



Meyrink. 'R' 



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PrtdProg. 



Deer John q 



Cheersq 



Murphy B. 



Utes»tes 



In Focus 



Thunder 



ifkVii "The Pursuit of Happiness" (1971) 



Sportacenter 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Page 11 



Lifestyle 



CUP women compete for Miss PA crown 



by Ron Santitto 
Lifestyles Writer 



Clarion University students 
Melissa Mong and Valerie Schill 
have both scheduled trips to 
Allentown on May 21, to 
compete for the title of Miss 
Pennsylvania. 

The Miss Pennsylvania 
Scholarship Pageant is a pre- 
liminary to the Miss America 
Scholarship Pageant. 

Mong is Studying speech 
communication/theatre. She now 
has two pageants under her belt, 
along with Miss Clarion County 
1993. 

Diagnosed with dyslexia in 
third grade, Mong's platform 
will educate parents and teachers 
on what signs to look for in 
children with dyslexia. She 
supports the battle on dyslexia 
because she knows how tough it 
is for a child to overcome this 
problem. 

M(mg said that the main reason 
she started competing in 
pageants is for the scholarship 
money. She likes competing on 
stage, but admits that the 
toughest part about being on 
stage is the performance itself. 

Valerie Schill is a graduate 
student at Clarion University, 
and is going for her Masters 
degree in Business Admini- 
stration. 

Schill's pageant resume goes 
very deep as she has placed high 
in many pageants in the past. 
Schill's platform, "Educate to 
Integrate," is a fight for 
community and workforce 
integration for people with 
disabilities. 

Schill's first pageant was the 





University Relations photos 
Melissa Mong and Valerie Schill will soon travel to Allentown, PA to compete for the Miss Pennsylvania crown. 

involved in is "Project Helping today. In the past, each Miss 



Miss Pennsylvania American 
Co-ed Pageant in 1987. Her first 
scholarship pageant was the 
Miss Northwestern, Penn- 
sylvania Pageant in 1990. Schill 
said she is entering the pageants 
mainly for the scholarships 
awarded along with gaining a 
stronger position to promote her 
platfcMin. 

Schill mostly enjoys the 
experience she gets out of the 
pageants, along with all the 
friends she has met along the 
way. Also, she likes the 
experience she gains which in 
turn, helps her to prepare for life; 
interviews, internships and 
future jobs. 

In order to prepare for the May 
competiti(Hi, Schill is working on 



each stage of the competition, 
especially her platform, which 
she not only promotes on stage 
during competitions, but also in 
her work throughout the 
conmiunity. 

PROUD (People Reaching 
Out and Understanding 
Disabilities) is a Clarion-based 
group aimed at increasing 
awareness of special needs of 
people with disabilities. In 
Clarion, the group hopes to try to 
gain a wider infiuence to help 
make the campus more 
accessible for the physically 
challenged. Schill's future hopes 
for PROUD include expansion to 
nearby communities and perhaps 
even further. 
Another project that Schill is 



Hand," which involves 26 
students at Clarion Area High 
School who are physically 
challenged yet mainstreamed 
into classrooms with students 
who are not challenged. Out of 
the 26 children, 22 go out into 
the community and help out with 
soup kitchens, crafts, and other 
activities to gain a chance to 
interact socially and profession- 
ally. 

The Miss America judging 
system is unique in the way it 
selects individuals who represent 
the best of America's women; 
women who have the ability to 
become role models, and who 
care about their role and other 
women's roles in the world 



America has spoken in her own 
style and way, to special issues, 
problems, personal values and 
interests, and is noted for 
significant individual contri- 
butions and career successes. 
Still, each Miss America is a 
vibrant, concerned woman, 
accepting the challenges for 
today and possessing even more 
exciting dreams for tomorrow. 

The competition itself contains 
four phases; talent, interview, 
physical fitness and evening 
wear. 

There will only be one first 
place in the upcoming pageant, 
but there will be a whole stage 
full of winners, including 
Melissa Mong and Valerie Schill. 



New coffee cafe opens doors downtown next month 




by Anji Brown 
Lifestyles Editor-elect 

Mitchell's Coffee Cafe is 
q)ening June 1st with an array of 
unusual food to tempt even the 
pickiest eater! 

Mary Ann Moulon is the 
owner, Kim Cornett is the 
manager and Kurt Wallace is the 
cook. They have all come from 
Seattle, Washington to create 
MitcheU's Coffee Cafe. 

"We all have strengths that 
work together that made it 



hai^n," said Cornett. 

Food that is prepared at 
Mitchell's is mostly Thai-based 
and made fresh daily. Whatever 
you chose from the menu 
promises to be a unique 
combination of foods. Breakfast 
will begin at 6 a.m. with hot 
scones, soft pastries, and fluffy 
muffins. The day continues on 
with fresh homemade bread, an 
interesting array of sandwiches, 
and a couple different kinds of 
pasta. A cold Saba Noodle with 
spicy peanut sauce which 



originated in Seatde, is just one 
example of the unique 
combinations Mitchell's Coffee 
Cafe will have. 

When it comes to desserts, 
"Mitchell's has amazingly good 
stuff," said Cornett. You can 
find fresh berry pies, lemon 
mousse, and many more tasty 
desserts at MitcheU's. 

The focus of Mitchell's Coffee 
Cafe is, of course, their specialty 
coffee. There will be espresso 
drinks served, and other flavors 
such as: Columbian Supremo, 



Espresso Roast, Nantucket 
Blend, Hazel Nut, French 
Vanilla, Swiss Chocolate 
Almond, and an interesting new 
flavor called Rain Forest Nut 
Coffee. For those watching their 
caffeine intake, Decaffeinated 
coffee is also available in the 
same flavors as caffeinated, with 
no difference in taste. 

"Mitchell's will have really 
exceptional coffee and food," 
said CometL 

The atmosphere of Mitchell's 
Coffee Cafe is designed to be 



original. There is a tin ceiling, 
hardwood floor, antique 
furniture, and also a gas fire- 
place. Adding to the relaxed 
atmosphere will be a great 
variety of background music 
ranging from Grunge to Opera. 

"People will feel like they're in 
their own living room." said 
CometL 

Not only will this place serve 
great food, it will also offers 
entertainment! There will be 
poetry readings, live bands, and 
small plays. 



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Senior Spotlight 

Feigel: Humor has its true healing power 



The Clarion Call: Thursday/ May 5, 1994 



Page 13 



by Melissa J. Caraway 
Lifestyles Writer 

Have you ever known someone 
who just makes you laugh? 
That's the effect Eric Feigel has 
on me. It's not just the way he 
looks either. Just kidding, 
Feigel. Eric is a senior 
communication major with a 
great (and honest)personality. 
After asking him about 50 times 
for an interview, he finally 
agreed to be this week's Senior 
Spotlight 

I know Eric because not only 
are we both communication 
majors, but we are also interns in 
Clarion University's admissions 
office. He claims that he has 
known me since our freshman 
year. I find this statement kind 
of strange considering that at that 
time I had no clue who be was. 
According to Eric, that is 
because be was very shy. Okay 
everybody stop laughing, it's 
true. Helping Eric outgrow his 
shyness was just one of the 
important ways that attending 
Clarion University has helped 
him. 

According to Eric, he is very 
happy here. "I have met a lot of 
people-friends that I'll have 
forever. I have also earned an 




Ray Henderson/Clarion Call 
Eric Feigel believes that teamworic Is the key to "get the 
job done well." 



extensive education in an 
environment that I like. I feel 
that I have received my money's 
worth. 

I asked Feigel if he regrets 
coming to Clarion. Without any 
hesitation, he had this to say, '1 
look back at my friends who 



either went to Pitt or Duquesne 
or didn't even to go to sdiool at 
all and find that they didn't 
change. They still have the exact 
same friends and live in the 
exact same world. I am glad that 
I went away, because I grew, not 
physically, but mentally ... 



obviously. (You might say that 
Feigel is vertically challenged.) 
Feigel believes his time at 
Clarion has changed him in other 
ways as well. "I've learned 
more socially and have 1 learned 
more about people. I am better 
at communicating with other 
people. I was able to open up 
more and be more social. I also 
believe that I am also more 
adaptive to other cultures. I 
beUeve that is another way I may 
have grown. 

I also asked him what changes 
he would have made during his 
time at Clarion University. "I 
would have gotten more 
involved with the campus 
television station and I wouldn't 
have waited until my junior year 
to act upon interest" Feigel has 
been interested in the 
communications field since he 
had taken an electronics media 
class in high school. He also 
states that he has always been 
fascinated by advertising. Just 
call him "commercial man". 

Everyone will be remembered 
for something that they said or 
did. Feigel believes that he will 
be remembered for his penchant 
for bringing adventure into a 
situation. "No matter what I do 



something dramatic happens. I 
either get into fight or get caught 
in the century's worst wind 
storm," He also would like to be 
remembered as the one who 
always tried to do whatever he 
did to the best of his abilities. 
"If I was capable of making it 
better, I did. 

Eric displays this character, by 
giving his time and energy to 
helping incoming freshmen 
through his work as an intern in 
the admissions office. When I 
asked him how he liked it, he 
answered in true Feigel-fashion, 
"I like it swell." 

In a more serious tone, he 
stated, "I find it very 
enlightening when it comes to 
shedding light on what the 
professional world is like. I 
worked in the atmosphere of a 
real job setting. I have learned 
that the work done in the 
admissions office is based upon 
teamwork. You have to work 
together to get the job done well. 

The only changes Eric Feigel 
would like to bring to Clarion 
Univo^ity is a Taco Bell and to 
have the maintenance workers 
stop cutting the grass during 
class. I told you he made me 
laugh. 



Professional fraternity 
announces winners 



by Melissa Mayes 
Contributing Writer 



Zeta Phi Eta is a National 
Professional fraternity in the 
Communication Arts and 
Sciences. To become a member 
a student must be pursuing a 
degree in the Communication 
Arts and Sciences, receive a 3.0 
GPA in his or her major, and 
have at least a 2.5 GPA overall. 

Zeta Phi Eta held a Public 
Speaking Invitational on April 
27th in which all students were 
eligible to enter. The winners on 
the persuasive and infonnative 
levels are as follows: On 
persuasive level one, Betsy 
Corbett took first place and Terry 
stoops received second place. 
On persuasive level two, Susan 
Lewis got first place, and Cathy 



Simpson took second. Doug 
Demosi and Jason Karolak tied 
for first place on the Informative 
l<*vel. 

Judging the event were Speech 
Communications professors, 
Mr. Anderson, Dr. Marshall, Dr. 
Yang, Dr. Young, and also a 
Communications graduate 
student, Eileen Withey. 

Zeta Phi Eta would like to 
thank Booksmith trading. Burger 
King, McDonalds, PC. Crackers, 
Perkins, Wendys, and Uzi's for 
their generous contributions, and 
the judges for their cooperation 
in the event. 

Anyone who may be interested 
in joining Zeta Phi Eta can 
contact Dr. Marshall, the Chapter 
Advisor, at 226-2478 for 
infonnation. 



Show Choir Performance 

Tonight, 8:15 p.m. 
Marwick-Boyd Little Theatre 



Thank you to the gractu&ting senior eacectttiv^ 

board members of the Clarion Call: 



Alan Vaughn 

Amy Gerkin 

John Martinec 

Jason Renda 



[Friday iS Big Band Night! 

May 6, 8 p.m. 
Gemmell Multi-Purpose Room 





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Congratulations and good luck in the future! 

*Good luck to next year's executive boardU 



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A Final Farewell: 



Looking back on 
achievements 



by Amy K. Gerkin 
Lifestyles Editor 



1 



It's that time of year again. 
Freshmen brcaahe a sigh of relief 
as they have made it through 
their first full year of college. 
Sophomores and juniors also 
sigh, but they know better 
because fall is right around the 
comer (again). Time definitely 
flies when you are having fun (or 
wOTking or whatever). 

But seniors are a different story 
altogether. I have found that 
there are three general categories 
of seniors on this campus — the 
excited, the depressed and the 
anxious. Now, I know it is 
wrong to categorize or 
stereotype people, but as an 
editor I can assure you if you 
look around, you will know what 
I am talking about. 

The excited seniors cannot 
WAIT to graduate next week. 
They have been counting the 
days since their freshman year, 
and counting the hours since last 
semester. They are not afraiii to 
go out into the "real world" and 
show potential employers what 
they are made of. 

The depressed seniors are 
those who will be sobbing come 
commencement day. They are 
those who will miss every little 
aspect of Clarion University, 
from Becker to Still Halls and 
everything in between. They are 
looking forward to graduation, 
but when the clock begins to 
wind down, they begin to dread 
saying "goodbye." 

Finally, the anxious seniors 
have usually been around for the 
past umpteen years. They are 
either scared to death to leave, or 
they just don't want to. The 
"real world" is not their top 
priority. These seniors are afraid 
to say the "j" word (job — 
AHHHH!!). They are basically 
having too much fun in school, 
and would rather not leave. 

Now, before I get in trouble by 
stereotyping these seniors, let me 
say that it is possible to have a 
combination of these 
characteristics. Look at me, for 
example. I, for one, cannot wait 
to walk across that stage next 
Saturday. But, there are so many 
things I will miss about Clarion. 
I am a little nervous about the 
"real world," but it's not to the 
point where I would hide from it 
(yet). 



There are two aspects here at 
CUP which I could probably not 
get along without. 1) Friendship 
and 2) Organizations. It's funny. 
People are always depressing 
themselves by telling each other 
how much they will miss each 
other after college life. I like to 
think of it this way. If you are 
truly friends with someone, you 
will not lose touch with that 
person. I have been friends with 
some people since 

ORIENTATION nearly four 
years ago. I know I will never, 
ever lose touch with them. But 
if you never hear from someone 
after graduation, ask yourself 
about the quality of that 
friendship. 

As a senior, I feel I have had 
enough experience to tell those 
of you who still have time left 
here on campus — get yourself 
involved!!!!! You would not 
beUeve how much you can affect 
this campus if you do, whether it 
is in the Greek system, an 
organization in your major, or 
even a group you start on your 
own. 

I'm not trying to tell you what 
to do (I'm anything but your 
mother), but being Lifestyles 
Editor for a year, I've seen so 
many students, faculty and 
community members being 
recognized for their 
achievements. From play 
productions to personal awards, 
these students have contributed a 
little something to this university 
as weU as to themselves. 

This year, I have tried to 
continue the Senior Spotlight 
stories of the Lifestyles section 
of this paper. I have received 
less than a handful of 
applications. I don't know about 
you, the audience, but I feel that 
these stories summarize the 
achievements of selected 
students who have made their 
mark on campus. Kari King, 
Brian Hoover and Howard Dean 
are just three of hundreds of 
seniors whom this campus will 
remember. In order to be 
recognized, you must be 
involved. 

OK, now that I have lectured 
for a little while, it's your turn. 
It's up to you what this campus 
will be like for the duration you 
will be here. Students before us 
have left us the university to be 
passed on to you. Good luck! 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Students win national 
ethics essay contest 



by Carrie Lengauer 
Lifestyles Writer 



Unfairness is an injustice in the 
world today that angers many, 
but few do anything about it. 
Ethical problems about the way 
people are treated sparked CUP 
students Doris Goodman and 
Joyce Parker to put their 
frustrations into words. These 
words took the shape Of essays, 
which won Clarion University's 
Ethics Essay Contest. 

The contest, held in January, 
was co-sponsored by the 
Kiilosophy Department and the 
Office of the Dean of Arts and 
Sciences. The winners each 
received a $100 prize, and their 
essays went on to the Elie Wiesel 
Foundati(X)S for Humanity. 

Doris Goodman's essay, "The 
Image in the Glass: Who Am 



I?" examines how society treats 
the mind and the body as 
separate entities. Goodman 
discusses issues, such as plastic 
surgery, organ donations, and 
surrogacy, which she feels 
"commercialize" the body. She 
sees ethical problems in 
"separating what we feel from 
what we think," and asks, " How 
far should we go for money?" 

Goodman thanks Dr. Jean 
Rumsey for supporting her effort 
to write the essay and en- 
couraging her to enter the 
contest 

Joyce Parker's frustration with 
community agencies led her to 
write the winning essay, "The 
Rape of Free Will." She 
expresses the feelings of 
helplessness that she experienced 
going to social service agencies 



when her family needed their 
help. They found that the 
agencies were difficult to work 
with. Her essay also depicts 
experiences with doctors who 
have an "I know more than you 
do" attitude and won't listen to 
their patients. She says the 
doctors act like "the people 
they're treating have no 
knowledge of their own bodies." 
Goodman is a senior Psych- 
ology major. Parker is also a 
senior, majoring in Psychology 
and Philosophy, with a minor in 
English. They are both involved 
in Psychology Club, Psi Chi, and 
RACS. Along with Darlene 
Hartman, they will co-chair the 
Adult Learners On Campus 
(ALOC) conference in October 
1994. 



Thank-you 1993-94 Ufestyles staff writers: 



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Anjl Brown (A$s1) 

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Megan Casey 



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Seniors: let's do lunch 



by Anita Carbin 
Lifestyles Writer 



Seniors! Come celebrate your 
graduation at the Senior 
Luncheon which is sponsored by 
the Student Alumni Am- 
bassadors (SAA). A buffet will 
be held in Chandler Dining Hall 
on May 8, at 12:30 pjn. 

The keynote speaker will be 
Dennis C. Darling. He is 
director of the Bureau of Human 
Resources in the Pennsylvania 
Department of Human Affairs. 
The Clarion graduate currently 
serves on various committees. 

Other guest speakers include 
President Reinhardt and Student 
Senate President Brian Hoover. 
The "Outstanding Senior Award" 
will be presented with a $100 
gift certificate. This award will 



be granted to a student who has 
shown service and dedication to 
enhance the goals of Clarion 
University. 

New bricks will be added to 
the commemorative wall. The 
unveiling will immediately 
follow the Senior Luncheon 
outside GenMnell Complex. 

The Senior luncheon has been 
funded mainly through S AA's 
Birthday Cake Program. SAA is 
an organization which exists to 
strengthen relationships between 
students and alumni. The Stuctent 
Alumni Ambassadors look 
forward to seeing the graduating 
students at the Senior Luncheon. 

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news 




by Chuck Shepherd 



-In February, New Mexico 
state patrolman Norman 
Martinez filed a lawsuit against a 
Santa Fe bar and its bouncer for 
injuries he suffered during an 
off-duty fight. Martinez is 
asking additional compensation 
for his broken nose because he 
can no longer properly sniff for 
alcohol m the breaths of drivers. 

-Frances Bobnar of Adams - 
burg, Pennsylvania, filed a 
lawsuit against the Pennsylvania 
Lottery Conunission in March, 
claiming that she and family 
members have spent more than 
$150,000 on lottery tickets 
during the last 10 years but have 
never won. 

-In November Tom Stafford of 
Mission Viejo, California, won 
$8,500 in a lawsuit against a 
local golf course. He hit an 
errant shot that ricocheted off a 
steel pole and smacked him in 
the forehead. 

-In February, Bernadette 
French, 36, won $1.1 million in a 
lawsuit against the Wilmington 
(Delaware) Hospital. French, 
who suffers from manic 
depression, gouged her eyes out 
and then claimed the hospital 
staff was negligent in allowing 
that to happen. 

-In a July story on odd names 



in England, the Wall Street 
Journal reported on the plight of 
a woman's scholarly 
organization in the town of 
Ugley. Said spokes person Irene 
Camp, "We try to call ourselves 
the Women's Institute of Ugley, 
but it nevCT sticks." 

-In January, British actress 
Gillian Taylforth testified in 
court that, contrary to a police 
officer's assertation, she was not 
performing oral sex on her 
fiance, Geoffrey Knights, in the 
front seat of a car on a public 
road, but rather that he had just 
suffered a gastrointestinal attack 
and that she was merely 
comforting him by massaging 
his abdomen with her hands. 
Taylf(»th had filed a libel lawsuit 
against England's Sun newspaper 
for reporting the incident as oral 
sex, and the judge allowed the 
jurors out to the courthouse 
parking lot where Taylforth and 
Knights took their seats in the 
vehicle, with seatbelts fastened, 
and Taylforth demonstrated what 
she said she did. (The jury ruled 
against her.) , 

-In March, the Medical Board 
of California charged orthopedic 
surgeon Fereydoune Shirazi with 
improper behavior during a 1990 
operation. Allegedly, when 
Shirazi took an eleven minute 
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tiny blades to cut the insides of 
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-In March a newsp^)er in the 
Western Netherlands city of 
Allien Aan de Rijn reported that 
ten people had recently fallen 
victim to a denture thief. A 
telephone caller would persuade 
a denture user to leave his 
dentures in a bag outside his 
door at night to be picked up, 
adjusted for comfort, and 
returned to him the next 
morning. None have been 
returned so far. 

-Hong Kong's leading news- 
paper reported in February that a 
Chinese TV crew, which had just 
completed shooting a 
documentary on the fu-st open- 
heart surgery ever performed at 
the Weifang Medical Institute in 
Shangdong, would have to 
reshooL Officials had belatedly 



realized that the open heart 
patient was actually a boy who 
had been admitted for a 
tonsillectomy. 

-In February, minutes before a 
jury would have ruled against 
her claim, Joyce Caudle reached 
a settlement of a lawsuit with the 
company that sold the stationary 
exercise bicycle on which she 
suffered a $200,000 injury in 
1991. According to Caudle, who 
weighed 264 pounds at the time, 
the post on which the seat was 
mounted burst through the seat 
and ruptured her rectum and 
intestines. 

-In Warren, Ohio, in January, 
Trumbull County Jail inmate 
Lisa Layne, 33, serving time for 
destruction of property, was 
separated from other inmates 
because of her penchant, for 
what she said were religious 
reasons, for removing her clothes 
and spreading feces over her 
body. 

-Michael L. Kagan, 47, was 
convicted in San Francisco in 
February of manslaughter in the 
1992 shooting death of local 
rock musician Hiilip Bury, who 
was the leader of Buck Naked 
and the Bare Bottom Boys. 



According to testimony, Kagan 
killed Bury for abusing pigeons 
in Golden Gate Park early one 
morning. Kagan had been 
spending over $1,000 a month 
feeding pigeons and had 
threatened several times to shoot 
people and dogs who bother the 
pigeons. 

-In March, James J. Hogan, 
formerly the bishop of the 
Altoona-Johnstown, 
Pennsylvania Roman Catholic 
Diocese, told a courtroom in 
Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania, 
that he did not believe it was 
necessary to discipline one of his 
priests, who had been accused of 
rubbing his penis on the bottoms 
of young boys' feet. Said 
Hogan, "I did not recognize it as 
child molestation." 

-In March, George William 
Corrao, 41, was charged in the 
shotgun death of his mother in 
Milwaukee. According to 
police, while the two were 
watching television, Corrao 
became agitated because she was 
talking incessantly about 
Olympic skater Dan Jansen. 

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Managing Editor 

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News Editor 
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Managing Editor: Samantha (SAM) White 
News Editor: Katie Zaikoski 
Lifestyles Editor: Anji Brown 
Graphics Editor: Ray IHenderson 
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The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Can it b e? '80s nostalgia here already? 



by Greg D'Avis 
Arizona Daily Wildcat 
College l*ress Service 



Remember "Solid Gold" with 
Rex Smith and Marilyn McCoo? 
The Buggies and "Video Killed 
the Radio Star"? When vinyl 
ruled the Earth, having 



conquered the upstart 8-tracks 
(compact discs weren't even a 
digital blip on the horizon)? 

As the adolescents of the early 
1980's approach the real world, 
the music we listened to during 
our misspent childhoods is 
attaining the status of • heaven 



help us - nostalgia. 

Take any group of people in 
their early 20's, and chances are 
none of them will admit to 
remembering, say, America and 
Lover-boy. 

But start singing "You Can Do 
Magic" or "Working For the 



Reader responses 

(Continued from page four) 



published. It becomes the 
responsibility of the System of 
Higher Education's Chancellor's 
office, the state Human Relations 
office and even the office of the 
governor to provide guidelines, 
legal opinions and perhaps even 
sensitivity training that will 
empower newspaper staffs, and 
schedulers of campus activities 
to make these decisions. 

1 do not want this to serve as a 
precedent for every bigot and 
racist around to use our campus 
newspaper or facilities as a dump 
for their brand of toxic waste. 

As a person who knows 
personally people who lost 



everyone, parents, brothers and 
sisters, aunts and uncles, yes 
everyone, in the Holocaust (my 
family only lost "distant" 
relatives) it makes my flesh 
creep to see the memory of these 
victims trivialized. 

Even though the editors tried 
to disassociate themselves from 
this ad, it is now time for them to 
stand up and apologize in print 
for the unnecessary pain that 
they inflicted upon the many 
descendants of Holocaust 
survivors, and the relatives of 
those who perished, both Jewish 
and non-Jewish, on the campus 
and in surrounding community, 



and for their insensitivity in this 
mauer. 

Stephen I. Gendler 
Dept. ofMath 

Ed. note: Dr. Gendler enclosed 
with his letter a copy of an 
article from the Antidefamation 
League of B'nai B'rith printed 
in the Feb. issue of On the 
Frontline concerning Bradley 
Smith, sponsor of the 4/22 ad, 
and his organization. The 
article is posted on the bulletin 
board outside the Call office. 



Weekend," and you'll work up a 
good-sized chorus pretty damn 
quickly. 

And the music is working its 
way into our lives in subtler, 
more insidious ways. Joan Jetl 
resurrects "I Love Rock and 
Roll" for "Wayne's World 2." 
New greatest hits or outtakes 
collections from BIcHidie and the 
Go-Go's come out of nowhere. 
Some mysterious force reissues 
the soundtrack to "Valley Girl" 
on compact disc. 

The early part of the 80's had a 
curious mix of performers: 
washouts from the previous 
decade making one last stab at a 
hit (Randy Newman, anybody?), 
a large cross-section of 
musicians emerging from the 
remnants of 70's punk and disco 
to make a few albums before 
fading away (The Talking Heads, 
Billy Idol), and perhaps the 
largest sampling of one-hit 
wonders than any other era in 
history. 

Sure, some stars from the era 
are still producing - but how 



much? No one but his agent can 
name Billy Idol's last three 
albums. Boy George has joined 
the Krishnas, and Michael 
Jackson is busy with other 
problems. 

"It seems like nostalgia is just 
accelerating," said Sean Murphy, 
a manager at Zia Record 
Exchange in Tucson, Ariz. 

Murphy said that although 
many old bands attempt and fail 
at comebacks, "early '80s bands 
seem to be more successful at 
that. 

"It's pretty interesting that 
bands like Duran Duran can 
make a huge comeback," he said. 

Maybe it's all just beginning. 
Soon, contemporary bands could 
start ripping off riffs from Asia 
or Wall of Voodoo, Martha 
Quinn could return to MTV and 
wipe out that Dan Coricse 
moron. 

But is it too soon to get excited 
about 10-year-old music? 

"All of a sudden we're 
nostalgic for a decade we're 
barely out of," Murphy said. 



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A big improvement from last year 

Softball team Hnishes season 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



The Clarion University Softball 
team recently finished out their 
season with two tough double 
headers. 

Last Thurdsay, the Eagles 
hosted Westminster University. 
In the first game, Sonya Hafer 
look to the mound and pitched a 
complete game to get the win for 
Clarion, 4-3. Brown gave up six 
hits and three runs, only one of 
which was earned. She also 
struck out two. 

Missy Brown pitched the 
second game for Clarion and had 
similar numbers to Hafer's. She 
gave up six hits, three runs, only 
one of which was earned, and 
struck out two. 

But the Eagles didn't produce 
at the plate as well for Brown 
and Clarion lost in the ei^^ 



Softball stats (not including last two games) 



Leslie Schattauer 
Sarah Pitney 
Missy Brcjwn 
Danene Brown 
Melodi Dess 
Rose Wilson 
Julie Catalano 
Mary Beth Kasenchak 
Lesley Croston 
Sonya Hafer 



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ihning, 3-1. ■**'*' 

At the plate for Clarion for 
both games combined, Leslie 
Schattauer was l-for-6 with an 
RBI. Melodi Dess and Rose 
Wilson each had a hit, and 
Wilson scored a run, and 
knocked in a run. Dess stole a 
base. Danene Brown collected 
two hits in six at bats. Julie 



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Beth Kasenchak went l-for-5. ^ 
And I^sley Croston was 2-for-6 
with three RBI and a home 
run. 

Clarion then traveled to 
Edinboro for a difficult road 
game. The Eagles beat Edinboro 
earlier this year, but that 
wouldn't be the case on Saturday. 



The Golden Eagles couldn't do 
much right and dropped both 
games to Edinboro, 10-1 and 8- 

i. 

Pitney noted that at the 
beginning of the first game, it 
seemed as if Clarion had trouble 
getting motivated. This could be 
due to the tough schedule that 
the Eagles have played over the 
past few weeks. In the second 



game, the team started out well 
but it started to rain and got 
very cold, and Piney feels that 
this had an effect on the 
players. 

Brown and Hafer gave up 
eleven earned runs between them 
in the two games, and Clarion 
had trouble both offensively and 
defensively. 

At the plate, Schattauer was 2- 



for-4. Pimey went 2-for-6. Dess 
and Wilson both had one hit in 
four at bats. Kasenchak was one 
of the few bright spots for 
Clarion, collecting three hits in 
four trips to the plate. 

These two games marked the 
end of the season for Clarion. 
The Lady Eagles finished their 
season with a 7-26 mark, which 
some may not see as a marked 
improvement on last year's 7-22 
team, but it is. 

As Clarion tries to rebuild 
through new recruits, one of 
their goals to climb into the 
PS AC- West race is to obviously 
beat PSAC-West opponents. 
Last year the team was 0-10 
in conference play, but this 
year they improved to 3-7. One 
of thoses wins came over 
Edinboro earlier in the 
season^ and Edinboro has a good 
team. * 

Clarion also stayed with 
several opponents that had 
beaten the Lady Eagles badly in 
past seasons. • 

Pitney said, "For as many 
young people we had, I think we 
did an excellent job. Everybody 
really imiM"oved. 

"We're going to have a really 
good season next year." 



And other PSAC news and notes 



Golfers at Allegheny Invitational 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 



Over the weekend, Clarion 
golfers traveled to Meadville to 
take part in the Allegheny 
Invitational at The Country Club. 

Clarion finished fifth out seven 
teams with a team score of 799. 
Rochester shot 758 to take first, 
Slippery Rock was second with 
771, host Allegheny was close 
behind with a 772, Gannon shot 
a 777, Westminster had 839, and 
Edinboro was last with a 839. 

Chris Brosius finished fifth at 
the tourney which was good 
enough to earn him a spot on the 
all-tournament team. Brosius 
shot a 152, with a 74 on the first 
day and a 78 on the second. 



Andy Ganoe was second for 
the Golden Eagles with a 157 
(83, 74). Corey Bieriy had a 162 
(87, 75), Brian Fiscus shot 163 
(82, 81), Todd Corbeil finished 
with a 168 (85, 83), and Matt 
Fiscus had a 170 (84, 86). 

Slippery Rock's Mike Ferry, 
who finished second at last 
week's PSAC's, won the event. 

The CUP golf team is now 
down for the season. The 
conference has announced some 
post-season honors. Greg 
Downer of Sippery Rock who 
won the PSAC's was "Player of 
the Year." Slippery Rock's Bill 
Kirk was "Coach of the Year." 

NOTES FROM THE PSAC: 
Linebacker and All-Conference 
selection, Lee Woodall of West 



Chester was the only PSAC 
player picked in Sunday's NFL 
draft. He was chosen by the San 
Francisco 49ers in the sixth 
round. The 49ers were said to 
have had a good draft, 
particularly from a defensive 
perspective. 

California University of 
Pennsylvania has won its sixth 
straight PSAC-West title. 

Shippensburg's Softball team 
turned a triple play against NY 
Techon April 23. With runners 
on first and second, an outfield 
fly to right was the first out. A 
relayed throw to third led to the 
second out as the runner tried to 
advance after a tag. The third 
out came at second as the runner 
fr(Hn first tried to advance during 



the play at third. 

Kutztown's Lorie Erie has 39 
stolen bases and 39 runs in 25 
games. Erie set a PSAC single 
season and career mark for 
stolen bases. The career mark is 
87. 

Edinboro's softball team 
recently beat Ashland University 
twice. Ashland had been ranked 
as high as 16 in the country. 
Edmboro pitcher Terri Spaulding 

pitched in all ten of Edinboro's 
games over one stretch, going 5- 
4. She also batted .344 (11-32) 
with seven RBI, a double and a 
triple. 

Indiana University of 
Pennsylvania recently had a 
string of bad luck. First they had 
to play Laurie Machuga of 



Allegheny who was in the 
process of setting an NCAA 
Division III record for scoreless 
innings given up. Then they 
had to play Mercyhurst. They 
scored three runs in the top of 
the twelfth inning to take a lead 
of 11-8. Mercyhurst then hit a 
grand slam to steal the victory 
from the Scots. 

Kim Maguire of Bloomsburg 
leads the conference in pitching 
wins (25), ERA (0.77), pitching 
saves (2), and strike outs per 
seven innings (9.15). 

Clarion's Sonya Hafer has one 
save whcih puts her at third on 
the conference, and Julie 
Catalano is fourth in the 
conference in stolen bases with 
ten. 



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Baseball team splits with Lock Haven 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sporte Editor 



Clarion University's baseball 
team recently had to play 
California at home and Lock 
Haven on the road for two tough 
double headers. 

Last Wednesday Cal came into 
town and gave the Eagles some 
j»-oblems. In the first game, Cal 
whipped the Eagles 16-0 

Cal is the second best hitting 
team in the conference, batting 
.325 as a team. Cal is also the 
third best pitching team in the 
conference. 

Clarion could only manage 
five hits in game one, those 
coming from Don Biertempfel, 
Pat Berzonski, Marc Gronmies, 
Kurt Pannier, and John 
Qauhliero. 

Ryan Saul was one of the few 
bright spots for the Eagles. 
Pitching in relief he went 4 1/3 
innings, giving up only one run. 



Clarion's big problem was 
control, and Eagle pitchers 
walked twelve in the first game. 

Game two finished 5-2 in a 
loss for Clarion , but it was much 
closer than that. 

Jason Knight started that game 
on the mound for Clarion. 
Knight had shut out Cal earlier 
this season. 

Cal got two runs in the first but 
Clarion was able to tie things up 
in the third, with Marc Keller 
scoring both runs off of 
Quahliero RBI's. 

Clarion tried to rally in the 
sixth but couldn't get the runs in. 
Cal got two more runs in the 
seventh. 

Saturday, Clarion was at Lock 
Haven. In game one, Chad 
McCombs took the mound and 
went the distance, picking up a 
4-1 victory. McCombs gave up 
three hits and struck out seven 
against a team tied for second in 
the conference. Earlier in the 



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year he also beat Edinboro, a 
team that recently won the 
conference. 

Tim Stimmel scored in the 
second inning and Clarion took a 
1-1 tie into the sixth. In the 
sixth Scott Weir got on base and 
stole second, then was able to 
scOTe off of a Pannier single. 

In the seventh, the Eagles 
added two more runs. 

In game two. Clarion scored 
four runs in the first inning. 
Three of those runs came off of a 
Stimmel three-run dinger. 
Beraonski also scored on a Ken 
Stupka hit. 

Lock Haven was able to get 
back into the game by getting 
three runs themselves in the 
bottom of the first, and then they 
tied the game in the third inning. 

Lock haven got two more in 
the fifth inning, but Clarion 
came back in the seventh. 
McCombs tripled and scored, 
and Stimmel scored as well. 
Biertempfel hit a one out triple, 
but Clarion was unable to bring 
him home to take the lead. 

Lock Haven scored the 
winning run with two outs in the 
bottom of the seventh. 

Clarion will next be in action 
Thursday against Westminster 
University. 

Clarion is currently 9-21 
overall with a mark of 4-14 in 
the PSAC-West conference 
play. 

PSAC Baseball notes: 
Edinboro clinched the PSAC- 
West for the first time since 
1973. Mansfield has also 
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Easterd Division pennat not to 
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A sweep by either team will put 
that team in the tournament. A 
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Where has all the pitching gone 



by Kraig Koelsch 
Sports y/riter 



The American League West 
Division consists of the Seattle 
Mariners, the Texas Rangers, the 
California Angels, and the 
Oakland Athletics. Each of 
these teams is off to an 
extremely poor start, and 
possibly could all finish under 
the .500 mark for the year. 

On paper the two strongest 
teams out of this division are 
Seattle and Texas, but pitching is 
taking its toll on all four teams. 
For Texas, Kevin Brown is off to 
a 1-4 start, and he hasn't given 
iq) less than ten hits in any of his 
victories. Kenny Rogers is also 
struggling, and has opened the 
season at 2-2, with an earned run 
average of 4.64. For Seattle, 
Randy Johnson, Chris Bosio, 
Dave Fleming, and Greg 
Hibbard, who were all supposed 



to frustrate batters, have been 
frustrated themselves going a 
combined 5-8 with a combined 
ERA well over 4.40. 

Oakland has the problem of 
not having a dominant starter, 
and to make matters worse, the 
Athletics don't have a closer 
either. The A's staff is aging 
quickly with the likes of Ron 
Darling, Dave Righetti, Bobby 
Witt, and Bob Welch. Even 
promising youngster Todd Van 
Poppel has been rocked in every 
outing this year. The only ray of 
hope has been Steve Karsay and 
he is 1-1 with a 2.57 ERA. 

For the Angels, Brian 
Anderson is 3-0, but Chuck 
Finley is 0-2 and Mark Langston 
is on the disabled list again. Joe 
Grahe has four saves out of the 
pen, but he has an ERA of 5.79, 
and has given up six earned runs 
in only nine innings pitched. 

Is American League West the 



only division in baseball that has 
no good pitching? The answer is 
no. This could be attributed to 
the fact that many people say 
that the ball is juiced and that the 
seems are tighter than normal. 
This allows the ball to sail much 
farther. 

The previous record for RBI in 
the month of April stood at 30. 
Joe Carter broke that record with 
31, and Andres Galarragga drove 
in 30, but playing in Colorado 
could allow even the weakest of 
hitters to approach those kinds of 
numbers. 

Maybe the hitting is just too 
good, and the pitching is just 
getting worse and worse. Eight 
hitters are on pace to hit fifty or 
more homers by years end but 
many will fall off of that pace. 
This year could be a record 
setting year in many aspects 
because team averages are up 
higher as well. It is only early in 



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Htsburgh 
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Kansas City 11 12 2 



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the season, but it is interesting to 
look at some of these statistics. 
All of this talk of bad pitching 
does not mean every pitcher in 
baseball is having a bad year. 
That is simply not true. 

In the National League, Bob 
Tewksbury is off to a 6-0 start, 
and Greg Swindell, Ken Hill, 
and Tom Browning are having 
solid years. Greg Maddux also 
has been sharp, but was roughed 
up by the Pirates, a team many 
consider to be low on hitting 
talent. 

In the American League, 
Wilson Alvarez and Ben 
McDonald have both started off 
at 5-0, and Aaron Sele, Jose 
Mesa, Todd Stottlemyre, and 
Eric Plunk have all gotten off to 
good starts. 

So where are Roger Clemens, 
Doug Drabek, Curt Schilling, 
Kevin Appier and Terry 
Mulholland? Again you have to 
realize that the baseball season is 
very young, but is extremely 



interesting when players talked 
about the ball being juiced. It 
may only be heresay, but if it's 
true, there will be a lot of 
pitchers who won't be to happy 
about it. 

Finally, keep an eye on the 
papers as well as television over 
the summer months, because a 
baseball strike is in the works, 
and revenue sharing, which was 
approved by the owners will 
probably not be approved by the 
players union because a salary 
cap must also be instituted. Not 
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you know that a salary cap is of 
extreme importance. Also, a 
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The ClariomeaH: ■Thursday,' May'5,1994 



The NFL in 1994: A fictitious look ahead 



by Jody Males 
Sports Writer 



Well, this is my last story for 
the Call and I'm sure you can 
guess it's about the NFL by 
looking at the by-line. I'll leave 
you with my predictions for the 
next NFL season. Who knows, 
if I'm close enough, maybe 
ESPN will hire me and fire Mel 
"NoCredibimy"Kiper. 

Opening day will be a truly sad 
day for the FOX network. The 
game they're hyping as the "big 
one" will be a big joke. Dallas at 
Pittsburgh will lose the ratings in 
a hurry. Steelers 37-Dallas 6. 

Trent Dilfer will be the Buc's 
starting quarterback all year, 
fulfilling his promise of beating 
out Craig Erickson. 

The number one defense in the 
league after five games will 
belong to the Arizona "not 
Phoenix" Cardinals. Buddy 
Ryan will have his former Eagles 
Clyde Simmons and Seth Joyner 
leading a squadron known as the 
"Cactus Curtain." 

The surpise of the seascm will 
be the Denver Broncos. John 
Elway will have 11 touchdown 
passes in the first four games, 
hitting targets Anthony Miller, 
Mike Pritchard and Shannon 
Sharpe. This trio will be the new 
"Three Amigos." 

New England will be a 
pleasant surprise. Behind the 
wizardry coaching of Bill 
Parcells and the arm of Drew 
Bledsoe, the Pats will no longer 
be patsies. 

At mid-season, the leaders will 
be the 49ers, the Packers, the 
Cardinals, the Seahawks, the 
Steelers, and the Patriots. The 
trend of the season will be high 



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scoring. Scores like 37-31, 45- 
35, and 42-40 will be popping up 
everywhere. Regardless of how 
good defenses are getting, a ton 
of points will be scored as 
offenses begin to pick up on 
defensive substitutions. 

San Francisco will again have 
the #1 offense. That's right- 
Young to Rice, Young to Taylor, 
and Young to Jones. No big 
changes there. 

Dan Marino will be back and 
doing better than ever (except for 
his record-setting '84 season). 
Dan the man will have his 
Miami Dolphins on a winning 
streak of six games and will 
again defeat their archrival the 
BiUs. 

The picks of the '94 draft are a 
mixed bag. Dan Wilkinson of 
Cincinatti will be having a stellar 
year with 10 sacks. Marshall 
Faulk will be having an average 
first year for the Colts, and 
Heath Shuler will be sputtering 
with the hapless Redskins, who 
will still be in NFC East 
basement. 

As the stretch winds down, and 
the playoffs arrive, the 
powerhouse in the NFC will be 
the Packers. Quarterback Brett 
Favre will cut his interception 
total from last year in half while 
he passes for 28 touchdowns 
(many to Sterling Sharpe). 



The Pack will also have a sohd 
defense behind Reggie White. 
They will rank third in the 
league behind Pittsburgh and 
Minnesota. 

In the AFC, the Seattle 
Seahawks will make a late 
season run to win the AFC West, 
just ahead of the Raiders. 

The Steelers will win the 
central by two over the 



Brownies. Sorry Oiler fans. 
Commander Cody Carlson won't 
make it in Houston. 

The Bills will again make the 
playoffs, but this time as a wild 
caid. 

The Patriots will win the East, 
but will lose in the first round of 
the playoffs. 

Super Bowl XXIX will feature 
the San Francisco 49ers against 




the Pittsburgh Steelers. This is 
the "one for the thumb bowl," I 
won't tell you who wins, but the 
game will be decided by a two 
point conversion in front of the 
largest television audience ever. 
The Steelers will be heavily 
favored as well. 

In a sly move, the Steelers 
may try to sneak Jack Lambert 
and Lynn Swann on to the 
field, but their services won't be 
needed as Charles Johnson will 
catch 12 passes for 315 yards. 
Oh yeah, and Barry Foster will 
rush for 164 yards. Greg Lloyd 
will knock Jerry Rice out of the 
game in the first quarter with a 
vicious blow that will leave Rice 
unconscious. It's also discovered 
the George Seifert is Bill Walsh 
in disguise! 

The national anthem will be 
sung by Ace of Base and the 
coin will be tossed by Jody 
Males. Alright, enough is 
enough. 

Finally, I would like to say that 
I have truly enjoyed writing 
football for the Call. It has been 
fun. I can't write any more 
articles, but a new season is 
near with a new schedule, new 
players, and new coaches. But 
one thing stays the same - 
mission Miami arid Sniper Bowl 
XXIX. 

I can't wait for September 4! 




Pittsburgh Steelers photo 
Will these three men (clockwise from top - Coach Bill Cower, Greg Lloyd, and Rod Woodson) be enough to take the 
Pittsburgh Steelers to Miami and their fifth Super Bowl championship? Those four Vince Lombardi's look awfully lonely in 
Three Rivers Stadium. 



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The Knicks and the Sonics: Teams to beat 



The NBA playoffs are underway 



by Jason Furnish 
Sports Writer 



Well it's finally here. The 
NBA playoffs, also known as 
"the real season," are finally 
upon us. But before we look at 
the playoffs, let's look back at an 
incredible regular season. 

As we all know, the season 
began with the absence of the 
best player in the world, Michael 
Jordan. Of course, the multitude 
of questions about how the NBA 
would survive without Mike 
surfaced. Not to worry though, 
the popularity of the NBA has 
soared along with the TV 
ratings, which have remained 
steady, if not actually increased. 
The NBA is surviving very well 
without the likes of Mike, but it 
would be nice to see his 
dominating presence on the court 
one last time. But it might be 
hard to pull a man away from the 
baseball world where he's hitting 
around .300 (in AA ball that is). 
The rumors of Charles 
Barkley's retirement have 
surfaced all year and we have to 
wonder if Chuck will hang it up 
at the end of this season. It'$ 
doubtful, unless he wins that 
long awaited championship. 

The downfall of two of the 
greatest franchises ever seemed 
to damper the remains of the 
"old school" of basketbaU. The 
Lakers and Celtics will both be 
in this year's lottery draft to see 



what they can do with the hand 
they're dealt. 

The last of the major 
occurences that have turned 
heads this year was the trade of 
long-time Hawk, Dominique 



Wilkins to the 'Clips for Danny 
Manning. It looks like Wilkins 
may never get that elusive title 
he's been looking for if he 
resigns with the Clippers. 
Now for the post season. 




File Photo 
Shaquille O'Neal and his Orlando Magic weren't tough 
enough to stand up to a playoff attack from the Reggie 
Miller-led Indiana Pacers. The Pacers swept the Magic in 
three games in the first round of the playoffs 



The Clarion Call sports section 


would like to thank the following 


people for their contributions this 


past semester: 




Ibndalaya Carey 


Ron Righter 


Jason Furnish 


Gie Parsons 


Jody Males 


Jack Davis 


Kraig Koelsch 


Jody Burns 


Jeff Levkulich 


Rich Herman, A. J. 


Clint Hannah 


Meeker, and everyone at 


Adam Earnhardt 


sports information. 


Eric Feigel 


The coaches and players 


Amy Coon 


who gave me their time. 



This is the time of year when 
you can throw the regular season 
records out the window, buckle 
up, and enjoy the exciting ride. 
As most fans and experts say, 
this is the real season, and teams 
need to tighten up and play to 
their fullest potential. No matter 
what happens the rest of the way, 
we can akeady applaud the effort 
put forth by some teams. For 
example, check out the Indiana 
Pacers. This is a team that 
nobody gives much respect to, or 
really knows about. But after 
watching Larry Brown's team 
work smoothly with the 
conoibutions of Derrick McKey, 
Haywood Workman, and Dale 
Davis, this team deserves some 
respect. They took on a very 
talented, young team in the 
Orlando Magic, but they played 
tough defense to shut down 
Shaq, Inc. Although the Pacers 
don't get as much TV time or 
publicity as the Magic, they sure 
did shine once they hit the 
national stage. 

Another team that deserves a 
great deal of respect going into 
the playo£fs are the Golden State 
Warriors. Losing Hm Hardaway 
and Saronus Marcilonus to knee 
injuries in the pre-season was a 
mighty blow to a team that had 
just selected Chris Webber. The 
Warriors surprised everyone by 
putting together a very 
respectable season and earning 
the chance to meet Phoenix on 
the playoffs. 

The WarriOTs are a team that is 
going to be very strong in the 
very near future. Can you just 
imagine the line-up they could 
put on the court? No matter 
what happens to them in the 
playoffs, they deserve respect 
just for getting through the trials 
and tribulations of this season 
and make it this far. 



The Cleveland Cavaliers have 
fallen on hard times in the 
playoffs once again. If it's not 
Air Jordan getting in their way, 
it's injuries. 

The Cavs front line has been 
torn apart by injuries and there 
isn't much of a chance for a team 
with a weak from line in the post 
season. It seems as though the 
long regular season has started to 
lake its toll on the Cavs. 

Now, who will be in this year's 
finals? My predicition is 
probably a typical one- the 
Seattle SuperSonics versus the 
New York Knicks. It seems that 
many people are picking these 
two to face off this June. 

Being a Knick fan, this is 
somewhat biased, but these two 
teams appear to be the best 
teams in the league. The Knicks 
may have had some ups and 
downs during the regular season, 
but playoff ball is New York 
ball. The Knicks proved this last 
year by taking on the Bulls with 
aggressive, physical play, 
showing that they can control the 
tempo, and outcome of games. 
Give me John Starks, Patrick 
Ewing, and Charles Oakley and 
I'll give you a winner. 

The Sonics, on the other hand, 
are a different type of defensive 
team with a very explosive 
offense. They are a very volatile 
team with young, exciting, 
emotional players such as Gary 
Payton and Shawn Kemp. 
Their defense creates plenty of 
steals and this feeds the fire of 
the Sonics, quite often leading to 
points off of fast breaks and 
Kemp dunks. 

When it comes down to the 
final game for the championship 
and I have to pick my winner, 
it'll be a tough decision but in the 
end I'll have to go with my 
heart and say....I love this game! 



Congratulations to the New 
Sisters of Theta Phi Alp ha 



Brynn Leehan 
Laura Guido 
Janet Kaliszewski 
Amy Salusky 
Kelly Thompson 
Kimberly Goodge 
Rayna Liegey 




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The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Classifieds 



Personals 



I%i Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Katrina for the great job on the Date 
Picnic! We love you! 



Good Luck to Delta Zeta's graduates, 
Emily, Carolyn, Amy, Missy, 
Colleen, Toni, Jacquie, Jeanette and 
Betsy. We'll miss you! Love, your 
Delta Zeta Sisters. 



Congratulations to Liz Hagerbuch on 
winning Greek Woman of the Year! 
We Love You! -Your Phi Sig Sisters 



Tma, Thanks for all your hard work 
with the formal. You did a great job! 
Love, your Delta Zeta Sisters. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to thank 
Dan Swanson for being such a great 
sweetheart! We will always love you 
Dan! 



Jenn K. Congrats on making Student 
Senate. We know you'll do a great 
job. Love, your Delta Zeta Sisters. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
congratulate our new sweetheart Jefi 
Snyder! Welcome to the family! We 
love you Jeff! 



Amy Mennen, Congrats on 
becoming the new \^ce President of 
Student Senate. You'll do a 
wonderful job. Love, your Delta Zeta 
Sisters. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to 
congratulate all of our graduating 
seniors! Good Luck! We'll miss you! 



Happy Belated Birthday to Erin P., 
and Kristen. Love, your Delta Zeta 
sisters. 



Phi Sigma Sigma would like to wish 
everyone a happy and safe summer! 

Congratulations Becki on becoming 
a Student Senator! We're so proud! 
Love, your Phi Sig Sisters 



John Pulver, We're looking forward 
to a great year with you as our 
Turtlebuddy. We love you! The 
sisters of Delta Zeta. 



Jahiie, Happy Anniversary!! This has 
been absolutely, positively, definitely 
the most wonderful year of my life. 
I love you! -Nathan 



To my baby: You are the only person 
in the world that was ever necessary 
to me. I love you. P.S. Let's rent 
another movie soon. -Love, your 
honey. 



The Brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa 
would like to congratulate the new 
brotherhood of Phi Delta Theta. We 
wish you many great years of 
success. 



Happy belated 21st Birthday to 
Colleen C, LceAnn, Becky, Candi, 
and Amy Mennen. Hope you all had 
a BLAST! Love, your Delta Zeta 
sisters. 

"The One," Congrats on your speech 
and acceptance into Clemson! 
Accentuate the positive! It's only a 
year, don't worry! You are the Lois 
of my Life. Happy Anniversary! 
You're a miracle! Love, your future 
wife-Francie. 



Tri-Sigma would like to congratulate 
Jennifer Pascucci on her lavaliere. 
It's about time !!! Love, your sisters. 



Happy Birthday to Jenn D. Hope its 
a Blast. Love, your Delta Zeta 
sisters. 



Congratularions to Misty Silvis on 
her lavaliere. So how did the Jack 
taste? Love, your Sigma sisters. 



Delta Zeta would like to congratulate 
it's newest sisters. Kim B., Jen B., 
Kim B., Jenn D., Lisa, Amy, Tracy, 
Cindy, Anissa, Jill S., Jill T, Kim T., 
and Denise. We're very proud of 
you! Love, your Delta Zeta Sisters. 



Congratulations to Lisa on her 
lavaliere. We love you, too! Love, 
Tri-Sigma. 



Tri-Sigma would like to wish 
everyone good luck on finals. Have a 
safe but fun summer!! 




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Congratulations to the new sisters of 
Tri-Sigma: Ivy, Kelly, AmyJo, AUcia, 
Kristine, and Denise!! Love, your 
Sigma Sisters. 



Danny, Congratulations on your 
graduation. I love you! Diana. 



Bo-bie, I can't believe you're leaving 
me after three years. I'll miss you! 
Love, Dirty. 



Phi Sigma Sigma, Thanks for the 
wonderful year! Good Luck to all of 
you! Love, Dan. 



?ta Sigma Sigma, I'm looking forward 
to the next year. I love all of you! 
Thanks a lot for making me 
sweetheart. Love, Jeff. 



To all of the graduating seniors: 
Kirstin, Jen H., Libby, Jill, Palcic, 
Tammie, Jayna, Amy K., Tracy B., 
Stef, and Allio. We'll naiss you! Good 
luck with all your future endeavors! 
Come back and visit! Tlianks for the 
years you've put into our sorority! 
Love your Zeta sisters. 

Palcic, Stef, Treaster, Tammie, Allio, 
Patti, Nicki, and Jen V: Since we can't 
be there this summer to help you 
celebrate, better to tell you now than 
late! We hope you have a fun B-day 
this summer. Wish we could be there! 
Love, your Zeta sisters. 



Lynn- It's not tlK same as twenty-one, 
but we'll still have fun! Happy 2-2! 
Your Zeta sisters. 

Kirstin, A belated Congrats on being 
pinned by Shorty! We hope the two of 
you are happy! When's the wedding? 
- your Zeta sisters. 



Tammie: Congrats on your teaching 
job in Virginia! We are so proud of 
you! Love, your Zeta sisters! 



Good luck with finals to everyone, 
have a great summer, and see ya in the 
fall!!! Love, Zeta Tau Alpha. 



ZTF- We're looking forward to our 
mixer tonight! We have a lot of 
catching up to do! Love, the sisters of 
Zeta Tau Alpha. 



Colleen, Happy 20th! One more year 
for the big one! It will be fun! Love, 
your Zeta sisters. 



Tammie: I'm so proud of my big! 
You're gonna make a great teacher! I 
guess your 3.9 QPA paid off! Love, 
Jennie 



Jen F.-Finally 21! Just on time to 
celebrate with all of us! See ya Friday 
at the Loomis! Have a happy one! 
Love, your Zeta sisters. 



Tammie-I'll miss my big sis! You 
better keep in touch! V^ginia isn't ttiat 
far away! I know you and Doug will 
be happy! I can't wait for the 
wedding! Love, Jennie. 



Spring 94: Congrats on becoming 
neophytes! Love, your future ZTA 
sisters. 



Jayna & Tkmmie: We know you can't 
invite us all! So we'll wish you luck 
now with the wedding and the future! 
Congrats! Love, Zeta Tau Alpha. 

Cuddlebunny 94 (PeeWee): Thanks 
for the flowers! You're off to a great 
start! Love, Zeta Tau Alpha 



Pee Wee: We love our new 
Cuddlebunny! We're looking forward 
to a fun year with you! Love, the 
sisters of ZTA. 



Toto: We didn't forget your late 
sununer 21st! Well be back in the fall 
to have a ball! Love, your ZTA sisters. 

Congratulations Sig & Ryan! You're 
finally Kappa Delta Rho brothers! We 
knew you could do it! Love You - 
Beaner & Red. 



Congrats to the new Kappa Delta Rho 
brothers! We'll be seein more of you. 
Sig's sister Bean & Janet. 

Stacey, Melissa, Toni, Karrie, & 
everyone else-thanks for making life 
here the best! I love you guys and will 
miss you immensely! See ya in 
October. Love, Amy. 

Jenn, Joy, Laura - 1 love my Theta Phi 
family! You guys are the best! Love, 
Amy. 



To the exec's at the Call- It's been . . . 
interesting! Definitely will miss 
Alan's duck, Rodney's pickle (story), 
Ray's J.B. imitation, Sam's sex stories, 
Nate's "sport's" stories, Katie's 
personal inquisition, Jason's belches, 
and Uncle Art's chili. Thanx for the 
memories-and my "alternate 
lifestyle." See ya in D.C. ! Love, 
"Nancy." 

P.S. I'M NOT PERFECT!! 



Congratulations to the graduating 
sisters of Theta Phi Alpha: Tracy W., 
Wendy G., Marcie G., Amy G., 
Kristen G., Karrie E., Jerri Lynn B., 
Fran S., Steph S., Crystal H., and 
Vonda T. Best of luck in the future. 
We'll miss you! 



Rii Delta Theta, Thanks for the great 
mixer, lets do it again soon. Love, 
Theta Phi Alpha. 



Theta Phi Alpha would like to 
congratulate and welcome our new 
associate members: Lauren Allie, 
Renee Bartlett, Amanda Bernot, Mary 
Beth Curry, Amy Droschak, Amanda 
Kern, Kristen Snyder, and Amy 
Unick. 



We hope everyone has a safe and fun 
sununer. See ya next semester! Love, 
the sisters of Theta Phi Alpha. 

Pat, Pu, 11m, Kevin, John, Eric, Brad, 
Phil: A Class. If s hard to believe we're 
starting to graduate. Ill see ya at the 
next retreat in two years. - John. 

The sisters of AZT wish everyone 
good luck with finals week and a 
great sununer! 



Congratulations to our new Open 
Bids. We love you! -your future 
sisters of AZT. 



Good luck to everyone on finals 
week. And here's to the good grades 
we hope to keep!! Love the sisters of 
Delta Zeta. 



If you got funk, you got style! 
-Petruce 



Mike - What's red and looks like a 
bucket? Thanks for all the laughs! ME 



Kimmy - you are a trooper for putting 
up with me. Ill miss you tons. I%i Sig 
Love - Your Crazy Roonunate. 



Thanks to everyone who helped make 
the Date Hcnic a success. You'll be a 
great Social Angle!! Phi Sig Love - 
Katrina 



The brothers of Phi Sigma Kappa 
would like to thank Tma Plankenhom 
for her tremendous help and advice 
during Greek Week. We couldn't have 
done it without you. Thanks again. 



To my Big, Chris: Congratulations on 
your graduation and best of luck. I'll 
miss you! Love, your little - Gretchen. 



Candi and Amy M., Happy belated 
21st Birthday! Hope it was happy! 
Love Your sisters of Delta Zeta. 



J.B.: Just being with you the past five 
years ... I'll miss you this summer - 1 
love you! G. 



The brothers of Sigma Tau Gamma: 
Thanks for making me your new 
White Rose. The upcoming year is 
going to be a great one! Good luck on 
finals and have a fun and safe 
sununer. Love, Kristen. 



Pat, I'm really proud of you! Your 
future sure looks brights and I'm glad 
to be a part of it. You're the best baby! 
I love you, Michelle 



Congratulation to our new "Deepher 
Darling" - Bob Gillner. Love Delta 
Phi Epsilon. 



Wishing everyone a great summer - 
D-Phi-E. 

Congratulations to our graduating 
Sisters. We'll cherish our memories 
together and carry on our name 
proudly. Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Jenn D., Happy 22nd Birthday! Since 
this is your last with us, let's go all 
out! Love, your D-Phi-E sisters. 



Janette, Bnally you'll be 21, so go on 
out and show 'em, but when you're at 
the bar please don't read a poem. 
Happy Birthday - Your D-Phi-E 
siitm. 

Congratulations to all of the 
graduating ZTF brothers. Special 
thanks to the Alpha class and Jim 
Slater for making the last 4 years so 
great. I love you guys! - Samantha 



The Clarion Call: ThMrsday, May 5, 1994 



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Are you a good student who 
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For rent: Nice, quiet, furnished 
apartment for 2-4 tenants. 
Summer or fall. Girls preferred. 
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Apartment for rent for summer, 
close to campus. Call 226-6867. 



Three bedroom house for 4 
students. One block from gym. 
Available fall semester. Call 
Ron, 226-6449. 



Sununer apartments. 1-4 person 
occupancy. 1 block from 
campus. 226-5917 



Nice houses available for fall 
term. Close to campus. 4 or more 
individuals. Evenings, 226-8617. 



For Rent Sleeping Rooms Only. 
For summer of 94 and Fall term 
of 94. Very near college campus. 
Utilities included. For more 
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For Rent: House, Apartment, 
Mobile Home. Sunmier, Fall and 
Spring. 226-9279. 



For rent: Mobile home for 
summer or fall '94. In Clarion. 
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For Rent: Four bedroom, three 
bathroom, with washer/dryer. 
Modern Trailer, located near 
Comet Food Store, call 226-6327 
around 5 p.m. 



Summer rentals, $600 for two 
people for both sessions. 
Apartments are furnished with a 
washer and dryer in the home 
and an excellent location. 12 
apartments available. Call 226- 
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apartments, good location, 
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Very nice furnished apartments 
available for summer. Two 
blocks from campus. Very 
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Apartments for rent, fall 1994. 
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Apartment for rent: Four rooms 
with kitchen and bath, located on 
Sixth and Main Street. Call 226- 
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For Rent (for all three summer 
sessions): Four bedroom 
apartment. Newly Remodeled, 
half a block from campus. 
Utilities included in rent. Call 
226-7316, ask for Andy 

Apartment for rent near campus 
for 2-3 non-smoking students. 
Utilities included. 226-7997. 



Looking for a graduate or 
returning adult student. Rooms 
for rent for summer close to 
campus. Reasonably priced. 
Beautiful old Victorian house. 
226-9131. 



Announcements 



Tuesday & Thursday night 
Special. Ragley's Bowl Arena 9 
p.m. - 11 p.m. All you can bowl 
only $4.00. 3 per lane minimimn. 
BYOB if you're over 21. 



WANTED- Gradution tickets for 
10:00 a.m. conmiencement Will 
compensate for them. Please call 
227-2238 



ATTENTION STUDENTS! 
INTERESTED IN MEETING 
SOMEONE FROM ANOTHER 
SCHOOL, STATE, OR RIGHT 
HERE? Find out what's hot in 
other places, call 1-900-486- 
3300 extension 9252. Must be 18 
years/only $2.99 per minute, 
procall (602) 954-7420. 



It's time for baseball! Take a bus 
trip to the Pittsburgh Pirates 
Game on Sunday, June 12 as the 
Bucs host the Florida Marlins. 
The Sligo Presbyterian Church is 
sponsoring this trip to watch the 
Pirates, and the community is 
invited! Cost for the trip is $5, 
which includes round trip bus 
transportation and game ticket 
for a terrace box seat near third 
base. Bus leaves at 10:45 a.m. 
from the Siigo Presbyterian 
Church for the 1:35 p.m. game. 
All reservations must be made 
by May 26. To reserve your 
Pirate game ticket, call (814) 
745-2771 and ask for Lai. 



WANTED-GRADUATION 
TICKETS FOR 10 A.M. 
CEREMONY. WILL PAY $$$. 
226-9153. 



It's spring and it's ime to 
celebrate! You are invited to a 
massive SPRING 

CELEBRATION! Grab a pencil 
and mark MAY 15 on your 
calendar. Like to eat? Join us for 
the pig roast under the large tent. 
Like to play games? Great. We 
will have horseshoes, volleyball, 
and lots of children's games. 
Then, take a hay ride out to the 
location of a HOT A'IR 
BALLOON! That's right. You 
can take a ride on a hot air 
balloon. 

This is your opportunity to 
enjoy one of the largest events in 
the country! Bring your friends 
and your expectations for 
excitement to the Spring 
Celebration at the SLIGO 
PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH on 
May 15. The activities begin 
with a fun and Spirited worship 
service at 10:00 AM, with the 
Celebration following. Sligo 
Presbyterian Church is located at 
the junction of Routes 68 & 58 
on Colerain Street in Sligo. For 
more information, feel free to 
call the church at (814) 745- 
2771. Remember, you don't have 
to go to church to join us. See 
you there! 



Want to have input in your 
campus health care? An 
organizational meeting to begin 
a student run Advisory Board 
will be held at Keeling Health 
Center on Friday, May 6, 1994 at 
12:00 noon. All interested 
students are welcome to join us 
for food and information. 



Attention anyone over age 50! 
The Prime Timers of Sligo 
Presbyterian Church invite you 
to join them for a fun day trip. 
The Prime Timers are touring 
Walker Garden on Saturday, 
May 7. Walker Garden, located 
in Bixler, PA, has formal and 
informal gardens. The Prime 
Timers will carpool from the 
church at 12:30 p.m., and should 
return around 5:30 p.m. We will 
stop after the tour for dinner. 
Bring $2 admission for the 
garden and money for dinner. 
For more information, call 
Bonnie at (814) 745-2361. Sligo 
Presbyterian Church is located at 
the junction of Routes 68 & 58 
on Colerain Street in Sligo. 



ATTENTION 10 A.M. 
GRADUATES One extra ticket 
to the ceremony is needed. If you 
have a spare, please call 226- 
5917. 



For Sale 



Two pavillion seats for Jimmy 
Buffett at Star Lake, June 12. 
$50 each. Call 226-3542, leave a 
message. 



For Sale-Two small mountain 
bikes. Trek and Mongoose, 24" 
wheels, $135 each. 226-9131. 



Red Tail Boa for sale. Call 
Daniele at 226-3064 or 226- 
9345. 



The next issue of the 

Call\N\\\be 

September 8. 

Remember to get your 

welcome back ads! 



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The Clarion Call: Thursday, May 5, 1994 



Amer ica's team? Not for long 



by Nathan Kahl 
Sports Editor 

America's team. Yeah, yeah, 
yeah, we've heard it all before. 
Why is it that when a "noraial" 
team wins the Super Bowl they 
receive the "normal" amount of 
fanfare and celebration, but 
when the venerable Dallas 
Cowboys win the Super Bowl, 
we are supposed to bow down at 



their feet in humble 
worshipfulness? 

All we heard about was Jeiry 
and Jimmy, Jimmy and Jerry, 
Jimmy and Rosalyn, Ben and 
Jerry. For months it was a 
bombardment of J's. We see 
their players all over talk shows 
and billboards. Sports Illustrated 
offers a Cowboys season 
highlight tape for incentive to 



subscribe, SI ran Enmiitt Smith 
on its cover two weeks in a row 
for the NFC championship and 
Super Bowl, and now we are 
hearing "America's team." Fine, 
go ahead and curse them. 

Back in the late 60's and early 
70's the Cowboys were referred 
to as America's team. It was 
understandable. They had the 
all-American Navy boy in 



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quarterback Roger Staubach, 
they had flashy wide receivers, 
they had a tough, punishing 
defense, they had a legendary, 
classy coach, and of course they 
carried the stigma of being the 
"Cowboys," a tough, rugged 
image forever representing our 
country in the minds of 
everybody. 

That is much the same reason 
for today's Cowboys being called 
America's team. TroyAikmanis 
a good looking, team leading 
quarterback. Smith is arguably 
the best running back in the NFL 
(witness his performance against 
the Giants with his dislocated 
shoulder in the last week of the 
season). They have a great wide 
receiver in Michael Irvin, and 
like their 70's predecessors, they 
have a good defense. 

However, if you ask any of 
those 70's players what the 
toughest thing they had to deal 
with was, they'll tell you it was 
being considered America's 
team. 

Said wide receivo- Drew Hill, 
"We hated being called 
America's team. It just 
motivated everybody to play 
harder against us. Everybody 
made it their goal of the season 
to beat us." 

Indeed it did. Perhaps the 
people it angered most of all 
were the Pittsburgh Steelers. 
The Steelers loved being the bad 
guys, the guys with black hats, 
but they didn't always like the 
Cowboys being call^ America's 
team. After all, the Steelers won 
four Super Bowls during that 
time span, compared to two for 
the Cowboys. Maybe that's part 
of the reason why the Steelers 
beat up on the Cowboys to win 
the two Super Bowls in which 
the teams were paired. "We 
didn't listen to all the stuff they 
said," said Staler Jack Lambert, 
"We just liked beating them- 
which we always did." 

After Super Bowl X the 
Cowboys egos were so bruised 
that they canceled their flight to 
the Pro-Bowl, a flight that they 
were sharing with the Steelers, in 
(^tion for a different plane. 

So Troy Aikman, talk to Roger 
Staubach. Do you really want to 
be called America's team? Hey 
Emmitt Smith, call Robert 
Newhouse or Tony Dorsett. 
Michael Irvin should talk to 
Drew Hill or Preston Pearson. 
Thomas Everett needs to watch 
Lynn Swann bum loudmouth 
ClifiF Harris for touchdown after 
touchdown. 



But fear not Cowboy fans, this 
America's team thing is fading 
faster than Mark Rypioi's career. 
Not only was the famous Jerry 
and Jimmy comedy team split 
up, but players are leaving 
Dallas at breakneck speed. 

Many of the players that made 
up the nucleus of the team are 
still around, but the Cowboys 
have tost sevoal role players and 
part time people that may not 
make Plays of the Week all the 
time, but are the pieces that help 
keep the team rolling along. Of 
course the salary cap hurts, but 
it seems as if Jerry Jones thinks 
players will play for him even if 
it is for less money. One 
Cowboy said, "They think 
players are going to stay just 
because they're the Cowboys." 
That's the arrogance of Jones. 

To add to that, Jimmy 
Johnson, whose ego could not 
live in Texas stadium beside 
Jones' was sent down the road 
and in came Barry Switzer. 
Johnson was one of the few 
coaches who could keep this 
team together and functioning as 
well as he did, and was also very 
like by the players, if not the 
owner. 

So Jones brings in Switzer, and 
this is sure to alienate some fans. 
The good ol' boys will like him, 
seeing as he is from Arkansas 
and also spent time coaching the 
Oklahoma Sooners, but he left 
Oklahoma amid a flurry of 
controversy with players being 
arrested for everything from rape 
to drugs. He ran a successful 
program, but as it was called by 
more than one observer, it was 
"the best team money could 
buy." Unfortunately iot Jones, 
he won't be able to lure players 
to Dallas with the promise of 
new cars, nice apartments and 
free room and board. 

The Cowboys have had two 
very good seasons, but must we 
be overexposed to all this 
Cowboy hype? Southerners love 
to rally around successful 
southern teams (note the 
Braves) but I think it's being 
overdone just a little bit. If 
people want to call them 
America's team, fine, be my 
guest, but if it catches on I 

guarantee the Cowboys will 
resent it They are a good team, 
but enough is enough. And 
considering the recent turn of 
events in Dallas, the Cowboys 
may not be on top of the NFL 
he^ much longer. 

How 'bout them Cowboys? 
Let's just wait and see. 



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